Contest #775


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775

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Can’t believe we’re opening for Genesis.”
  2. “Face it. It’ll be millions of years before we’re discovered.”
  3. “They’ll never know what we used our tiny arms for.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-10-10T16:32:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-10-24T16:33:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-10-18T16:33:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued October 25, 2021
Number of captions 8154
Number of responses 837648
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Can’t believe we’re opening for Genesis. 1.8856 0.01362 3680 1490 1121 1069
1 I wish we had done the sex and drugs first. 1.8839 0.01191 4704 1875 1500 1329
2 They'll never know what we used our tiny arms for. 1.8733 0.01335 3717 1496 1196 1025
3 Is this the day the music died? 1.8643 0.01308 3700 1456 1290 954
4 An ironic end to our meteoric rise. 1.8577 0.01502 2818 1124 971 723
5 It looks like we're the closing act. 1.8531 0.01293 3498 1318 1376 804
6 Stairway to Heaven, guys, the short version. 1.8523 0.01386 3344 1357 1124 863
7 Let's skip "Time Is On My Side" and close with "Great Balls of Fire." 1.8509 0.01337 3569 1443 1215 911
8 Face it. It’ll be millions of years before we’re discovered. 1.8507 0.01750 2116 867 698 551
9 Yesterday all our troubles seemed so far away. 1.8431 0.01482 2829 1135 1003 691
10 Look, if you forget a note or two it's not the end of the world 1.8362 0.01584 2356 921 900 535
11 Ok, this time play like there's no tomorrow. 1.8335 0.01620 2361 960 834 567
12 We did say it was the farewell tour. 1.8307 0.01480 2551 965 1053 533
13 We'd like to end with "Great Balls of Fire" 1.8303 0.01604 2386 969 853 564
14 We should probably pick up the tempo. 1.8277 0.01296 3442 1342 1351 749
15 Oh great, now its a farewell tour 1.8271 0.01335 3453 1413 1224 816
16 People will dig us, eventually. 1.8221 0.01912 1737 733 580 424
17 You know boys, I think this one is going to be a massive hit! 1.8217 0.01466 2888 1199 1005 684
18 And now, for our last number... 1.8199 0.01500 2737 1133 964 640
19 On the plus side, "Mass Extinction" is a really cool band name. 1.8192 0.01416 3109 1300 1071 738
20 Any final requests? 1.8191 0.01534 2560 1044 935 581
21 So what, no one showed up to see us. It's not like it's the end of the world. 1.8187 0.01656 2085 819 825 441
22 Any last requests? 1.8184 0.01314 3557 1474 1255 828
23 I see that we have time for one last request... 1.8149 0.01338 3253 1304 1247 702
24 Dang it, I broke another guitar string. This day can’t get any worse. 1.8075 0.01552 2514 1049 900 565
25 Staying Alive" or "Stairway to Heaven"? Your call guys 1.8042 0.01651 2222 933 791 498
26 Okay guys. 'Eve of Destruction' in C. 1.8033 0.01644 2273 965 790 518
27 This could set music back 65 million years. 1.7955 0.01649 2225 947 786 492
28 C’mon guys. Let’s play like there is no tomorrow! 1.7884 0.01582 2353 994 863 496
29 I slept with your girlfriend. 1.7840 0.01620 2639 1260 689 690
30 We're still getting paid, right? 1.7809 0.01528 2460 1035 929 496
31 Knocking' on Heaven's Door" Hit it , boys 1.7799 0.01862 1658 699 625 334
32 So no encore then? 1.7756 0.01572 2255 938 885 432
33 He could have just asked us to stop. 1.7727 0.01816 1914 871 607 436
34 Well, if you didn't hire a special effects guy, who did? 1.7705 0.01688 2044 883 747 414
35 I think we are going to have to do this in one take. 1.7685 0.01635 1983 808 826 349
36 Well, I guess it's better to burn out, than to fade away! 1.7682 0.01763 1838 787 690 361
37 Here Comes the Sun” in G 1.7680 0.01732 1953 851 704 398
38 Don't worry,if they don't like us,it's not the end of the world. 1.7674 0.01760 1939 860 670 409
39 We need to nail this in one take 1.7636 0.01751 1802 761 706 335
40 Here for one night only. 1.7570 0.01861 1634 709 613 312
41 We'll finish with 'Goodness,Gracious,Great Balls of Fire" 1.7569 0.02059 1444 660 475 309
42 Look on the bright side. We won’t have to play at any more weddings. 1.7536 0.01912 1546 674 579 293
43 Guys, we're about to become a one hit wonder. 1.7534 0.01976 1529 691 524 314
44 And for our final number... 1.7528 0.01970 1517 680 532 305
45 'Great Balls of Fire!' Are you sure? 1.7522 0.01997 1493 675 513 305
46 The real Day the Music Died. 1.7477 0.02132 1407 672 418 317
47 Bill Haley and the comet is a good name! 1.7429 0.02101 1311 591 466 254
48 That's it! We'll call ourselves EXTINCT! 1.7416 0.02147 1285 589 439 257
49 Hey, let’s play this one like there’s no tomorrow! 1.7411 0.02167 1259 577 431 251
50 we may regret calling this a farewell tour 1.7400 0.02142 1273 580 444 249
51 I always thought it would be climate change. 1.7395 0.02243 1217 572 390 255
52 And now for our last song - Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire. Thank you, Jurassic Age, you’ve been great! 1.7384 0.02207 1227 569 410 248
53 And for our last number ... 1.7367 0.02312 1143 539 366 238
54 This is not the kind of meteoric hit we dreamed about. 1.7353 0.02145 1175 514 458 203
55 Should we close with "Eve of Destruction" or "Wipe Out"? 1.7306 0.02365 1110 534 341 235
56 Let's pick up the tempo just a bit. 1.7299 0.02225 1096 485 422 189
57 Maybe shorten the drum solo, Jeff. 1.7238 0.02340 1003 452 376 175
58 Guys,I need you to play like there’s no tomorrow. 1.7227 0.02522 988 485 292 211
59 We've got time for one more. 1.7224 0.02329 987 439 383 165
60 We're going to have to skip the drum solo. 1.7215 0.02321 973 428 388 157
61 Do we still close with: ‘Don’t Worry Be Happy’? 1.7204 0.02474 962 455 321 186
62 I don't think this band is going to evolve any further. 1.7198 0.02357 953 423 374 156
63 …and for our last number, “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door 1.7191 0.02509 940 447 310 183
64 Okay, fellas, let’s call it an era. 1.7148 0.02583 852 398 299 155
65 We'll end with 'Great Balls of Fire'. 1.7140 0.02538 888 417 308 163
66 Our closing number will be Stairway to Heaven. 1.7136 0.02566 887 422 297 168
67 Let’s change our name to ‘The Grateful Dead’ 1.7133 0.02679 879 439 253 187
68 Goodness, gracious, great ball of fire, guys! 1.7108 0.02622 861 415 280 166
69 This might be a bigger hit than we thought! 1.7099 0.02603 848 402 290 156
70 The only survivors of all this will probably be beatles. 1.7092 0.02685 839 411 261 167
71 Um, how 'bout we skip the solos and go straight to the big finish? 1.7079 0.02506 832 374 327 131
72 Well, rock ‘n’ roll will never die! 1.7053 0.02647 794 372 284 138
73 That's it!... we'll call the song "Great Balls of Fire"! 1.7008 0.02834 752 373 231 148
74 Just like that, their meteoric rise on the charts ended. 1.6991 0.02845 741 367 230 144
75 Okay, so I'm a little off-key. It's not like it's the end of the world. 1.6989 0.02797 744 362 244 138
76 OK fellas, ready for the big finish? 1.6983 0.02723 769 370 261 138
77 I think we’re close to a big hit. 1.6963 0.02826 721 350 240 131
78 I would rather die in a flaming inferno than play another bar mitzvah. 1.6942 0.03014 677 343 198 136
79 I'm just leaving the band, Steve. It's not the end of the world! 1.6934 0.02785 724 348 250 126
80 That sucks! Right after we evolved opposable thumbs 1.6928 0.02882 690 336 230 124
81 I think it’s time for “band on the run”. 1.6926 0.02901 693 341 224 128
82 Thanks for coming out everyone, this is gonna be our last song 1.6923 0.02766 689 320 261 108
83 Let's do a short version of "Stairway to Heaven." 1.6901 0.02908 668 324 227 117
84 Guess we'll have to settle for being a one hit wonder. 1.6901 0.03192 584 292 181 111
85 They said our rise was meteoric, so this is somewhat ironic. 1.6894 0.02938 660 322 221 117
86 There goes the whole East Coast tour. 1.6892 0.02962 666 330 213 123
87 We have a request for The Minute Waltz 1.6869 0.02917 642 307 229 106
88 And we thought the reviews would kill us. 1.6863 0.02976 644 316 214 114
89 The day the music died. 1.6850 0.03092 635 324 187 124
90 I slept with your sister. 1.6847 0.03186 628 330 166 132
91 Just keep playin'. Rock and Roll will never die. 1.6815 0.03052 606 298 203 105
92 Any last minute requests? 1.6813 0.03023 637 319 202 116
93 I have a feeling that we’re not getting paid again. 1.6811 0.02885 624 293 237 94
94 Yeah - I think more cowbell is the least of our problems. 1.6809 0.03059 611 303 200 108
95 Maybe we should rethink the album thing and just go for a single. 1.6781 0.02907 640 309 228 103
96 Let's go out with 'Here Comes the Sun'. 1.6727 0.03326 553 289 156 108
97 🎼 “Oh I fell in to a burning ring of fire“ 🎶 ☄️ 1.6727 0.03242 556 283 172 101
98 Let’s end our session with Great Balls of Fire 1.6708 0.03176 562 282 183 97
99 Guess we only have time for one more. 1.6704 0.03031 540 252 214 74
100 That's gonna set us back a couple of million years. 1.6690 0.03134 574 288 188 98
101 OK fellas... play it like there's no tomorrow. 1.6684 0.03267 564 294 163 107
102 Play like there is no tomorrow 1.6673 0.03183 559 282 181 96
103 Ok, last tune and we'll call it an epoch. 1.6640 0.03220 506 246 184 76
104 You’ve been a great crowd. We’ve got time for just one more 1.6634 0.03294 508 254 171 83
105 OK boys, ‘It’s the end of the world as we know it’, key of C 1.6633 0.03365 499 253 161 85
106 We may need to cut the drum solo. 1.6620 0.03365 497 252 161 84
107 Once more with feeling - 'And now, the end is near...' " 1.6602 0.03258 518 260 174 84
108 I missed one note, guys. It’s not the end of the world. 1.6584 0.03442 486 251 150 85
109 Ok, we'll call ourselves 'the grateful dead'." 1.6576 0.03558 479 255 133 91
110 I think we should up the tempo a bit. 1.6570 0.03227 481 231 184 66
111 Come on baby, light my fire... 1.6562 0.03326 480 238 169 73
112 I preferred when girls just threw their underwear. 1.6556 0.03530 482 256 136 90
113 next set, "Band on the Run?" 1.6541 0.03264 477 232 178 67
114 I guess we are going to be a one hit wonder. 1.6531 0.03320 467 229 171 67
115 Let's call it Rock Music. It will last forever. 1.6519 0.03519 474 250 139 85
116 Big finish! 1.6503 0.03433 469 240 153 76
117 Quick, drumroll. 1.6486 0.03574 444 231 138 75
118 Looks like this is the end of our set. Next up is, Mammals, I think. 1.6473 0.04429 292 153 89 50
119 Sorry folks, looks like we only have time for one more. 1.6469 0.03550 439 226 142 71
120 Any final requests from the audience? 1.6453 0.03520 437 223 146 68
121 And…uh…for our final number… 1.6438 0.03485 452 233 147 72
122 Looks like we're gonna be one-hit wonders." 1.6427 0.03516 445 230 144 71
123 Do you guys know "Stairway To Heaven"? 1.6416 0.03442 438 220 155 63
124 And good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye 1.6407 0.03753 423 229 117 77
125 Eve of Destruction... from the top! 1.6406 0.03825 409 222 112 75
126 Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away . . . . 1.6406 0.03841 409 223 110 76
127 Now can I smash my guitar? 1.6389 0.03711 396 205 129 62
128 On a positive note, we will never have to play disco. 1.6388 0.03464 454 235 148 71
129 Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', This'll be the day that I die. 1.6374 0.03541 444 233 139 72
130 Let’s skip the drum solo. 1.6370 0.03604 416 215 137 64
131 Let's play this one as if there was no tomorrow 1.6350 0.03854 389 209 113 67
132 Jerry, let's skip the set list and go with "Great Balls of Fire" 1.6346 0.03763 416 226 116 74
133 This has suddenly become our farewell tour. 1.6342 0.03604 421 220 135 66
134 Next time we get paid in advance. 1.6338 0.03763 385 201 124 60
135 I got it, “The Extinctions” 1.6309 0.03715 401 212 125 64
136 Can you play Great Balls of Fire? 1.6294 0.03786 394 211 118 65
137 You don’t believe we’re on the eve of destruction? 1.6291 0.03861 364 191 117 56
138 OK, so we're NOT gonna be here all week. 1.6281 0.03909 363 193 112 58
139 We were paid in advance, right? 1.6276 0.03685 384 198 131 55
140 Maybe we shouldn't have prayed for the world's greatest hit. 1.6271 0.03764 421 233 112 76
141 Let's end with Wipe Out. 1.6264 0.03883 364 193 114 57
142 I told you trios were on the verge of extinction. 1.6250 0.03797 360 186 123 51
143 !Let's play it like there's no tomorrow. 1.6230 0.03850 382 207 112 63
144 This could be a big hit. 1.6226 0.03568 416 218 137 61
145 QUICK! Stairway to Heaven! 1.6222 0.04046 397 232 83 82
146 Maybe we shouldn't have played "Wipeout." 1.6192 0.03982 344 184 107 53
147 I guess this is our farewell tour. 1.6192 0.03762 365 190 124 51
148 Do you know “Wipe Out”? 1.6190 0.04122 336 184 96 56
149 They'll say we were One Hit Wonders ! 1.6183 0.03861 338 174 119 45
150 Well, I think we have time for just one more... 1.6180 0.03651 377 194 133 50
151 I told you rock would destroy us. 1.6147 0.04028 353 195 99 59
152 Alright, time for the big finish. 1.6144 0.03832 376 204 113 59
153 Goodbye, Cleveland. 1.6126 0.04091 333 182 98 53
154 Guys, today lets play like there is no tomorrow! 1.6125 0.03946 351 190 107 54
155 Let's close with Jim's Morrison's "Light My Fire"... but we better do the short version. 1.6123 0.04171 325 179 93 53
156 Goodness greatness great balls of fire" 1.6122 0.03815 392 217 110 65
157 Hey, Bill...maybe we should call our group 'The Comets' 1.6122 0.03746 392 213 118 61
158 So I played a few wrong notes, it's not like it's the end of the world. 1.6118 0.04085 322 173 101 48
159 Darn, just when we were starting to evolve. 1.6114 0.04012 332 178 105 49
160 Wow, so God hates 'Louie Louie' that much? 1.6102 0.04275 313 174 87 52
161 Our last song will be 'Wipe Out'.... 1.6094 0.04178 320 176 93 51
162 This isn't what I meant when I said I hoped our future would be meteoric. 1.6077 0.03861 339 178 116 45
163 I'm quitting the band and going into petroleum. 1.6074 0.04187 326 182 90 54
164 Not the bang i thought we’d go out with 1.6072 0.03759 359 189 122 48
165 Next up ; here comes the sun.. 1.6071 0.04259 336 194 80 62
166 I liked it better when they just threw beer cans. 1.6070 0.04205 313 172 92 49
167 Do you guys know ‘Wipeout’? 1.6059 0.04066 307 162 104 41
168 I think this will be a hit 1.6007 0.04191 298 161 95 42
169 Would it be the end of the world if you came in on time? 1.5988 0.04136 334 189 90 55
170 For what it's worth, Eddie with his MBA is just as screwed as we are. 1.5980 0.04369 301 171 80 50
171 Years from now, they will say it was our music that made the real impact. 1.5974 0.04193 303 166 93 44
172 I Will Survive." And uh one, two, three- 1.5969 0.04044 325 178 100 47
173 I know we’ve said it before, but ‘Welcome to ourFarewell Tour.’ 1.5967 0.03905 305 157 114 34
174 Too much pyrotechnics, Dave. 1.5967 0.04014 305 161 106 38
175 How about we make this our farewell tour? 1.5952 0.04066 289 151 104 34
176 Thank you EARTH!!! GOODNIGHT! 1.5944 0.04360 286 159 84 43
177 Let’s just go with “Nearer My God to Thee”. 1.5928 0.04074 334 188 94 52
178 Smoke on the water? Fire in the sky? Who wrote this crap? 1.5926 0.04368 297 169 80 48
179 Maybe skip the drum solo? 1.5926 0.04071 297 158 102 37
180 The Greatful Dead? What kind of name is that?! 1.5925 0.04427 292 167 77 48
181 I had made peace with fame is fleeting, but it turns out extinction is forever. 1.5904 0.04272 271 145 92 34
182 Thank you! We only have time for one more. 1.5903 0.04198 288 156 94 38
183 Come on boys - pick up the tempo. Let’s play like there’s no tomorrow! 1.5889 0.04210 287 156 93 38
184 On the bright side, I think the first take was a keeper. 1.5884 0.04014 311 168 103 40
185 Goodnight everyone, and remember to look for our music in the geological record. 1.5880 0.04290 267 143 91 33
186 One second, you’re top of the charts. The next? Boom, you’re a fossil 1.5880 0.04606 267 153 71 43
187 Okay, "Dark side of the moon" it is. 1.5867 0.04338 271 148 87 36
188 I told you we shouldn’t play “Great Balls of Fire” 1.5864 0.04316 295 167 83 45
189 Shall we end our gig, with "Great Balls of Fire"! 1.5862 0.04235 290 160 90 40
190 I think we've reached the end of an era. 1.5856 0.04214 292 161 91 40
191 Come on guys, let’s play like there’s no tomorrow! 1.5854 0.04005 287 150 106 31
192 OK,now for the big finish! 1.5849 0.04382 265 145 85 35
193 I suggest we pick up the tempo on this next one. 1.5842 0.04481 279 160 75 44
194 I guess we don't have to worry about a farewell tour. 1.5836 0.04162 281 151 96 34
195 Quickly on three lets play stairway to heaven. 1.5833 0.04432 276 156 79 41
196 Looks like we’ll only be a one-hit-wonder. 1.5821 0.04325 280 156 85 39
197 You've been a great audience. Now, we're going to close with "Eve of Destruction" 1.5816 0.04242 282 155 90 37
198 Rock and roll can never...uh oh 1.5813 0.04222 289 160 90 39
199 Let's call it our farewell tour. 1.5813 0.03987 289 152 106 31
200 So much for a second album. 1.5793 0.04280 271 148 89 34
201 All we need is one big hit. 1.5791 0.04667 278 167 61 50
202 I slept with your wife. 1.5789 0.04656 266 156 66 44
203 For our last song... 1.5788 0.04320 273 151 86 36
204 At least it won't be Joey's drug problem. 1.5787 0.04462 254 140 81 33
205 Let's skip to the end. 1.5776 0.04453 277 159 76 42
206 Maybe we should skip right to the encore. 1.5768 0.04180 293 163 91 39
207 The good news is, civilization will NOT be destroyed by rock and roll. 1.5768 0.04208 293 164 89 40
208 Goodness,Gracious,Great Ball of Fire! 1.5754 0.04212 285 158 90 37
209 Maybe we should go to our closing number? 1.5753 0.03951 299 160 106 33
210 Last song? 1.5751 0.04259 273 150 89 34
211 Wait, I thought they said meteoric rise. 1.5736 0.04224 265 143 92 30
212 Guys...It's ONE review. 1.5731 0.04617 253 145 71 37
213 Has anyone seen Bill Haley? 1.5720 0.04371 264 147 83 34
214 How does "Great Balls of Fire" sound? 1.5714 0.04435 259 145 80 34
215 Once more, with feeling, like there's no tomorrow. 1.5714 0.04272 280 157 86 37
216 When I promised our rise to fame would be meteoric, this isn’t what I had in mind… 1.5714 0.04313 266 147 86 33
217 Is "Great Balls of Fire" on our play list? 1.5709 0.04392 275 157 79 39
218 I think that we're destined to be a one-hit wonder 1.5704 0.04486 270 156 74 40
219 Hey guys look, make a wish. 1.5690 0.04590 232 128 76 28
220 Do you guys ever feel like all this rehearsing might be for nothing? 1.5686 0.04524 255 145 75 35
221 There'll be a whole lot shakin' goin' on 1.5678 0.04370 236 126 86 24
222 How about we jump to the encore? 1.5675 0.04280 252 136 89 27
223 It's gonna be a hard day's night.... 1.5672 0.04259 268 148 88 32
224 Do we all still think it’s better to burn out than fade away? 1.5663 0.04609 249 143 71 35
225 It looks like it'll be a single hit instead of a hit single... 1.5662 0.04463 272 158 74 40
226 Sixty-Five Million years of practice down the drain. 1.5661 0.05263 189 108 55 26
227 That's gonna be a tough act to follow. 1.5660 0.04491 265 153 74 38
228 I thought we all agreed no pyrotechnics. 1.5657 0.04581 251 144 72 35
229 So it will be our farewell tour. 1.5657 0.04061 297 165 96 36
230 Might as well play "Eve of Destruction" 1.5652 0.04581 230 127 76 27
231 Exactly what did you mean by "big finish"? 1.5649 0.04645 239 136 71 32
232 The science is still unclear 1.5625 0.04801 224 128 66 30
233 Let's skip the extended drum solo and go straight to the big finish. 1.5615 0.04611 244 140 71 33
234 Better pick up the tempo. 1.5603 0.04635 257 152 66 39
235 How about “Grateful Dead” for our band name? 1.5602 0.04766 241 142 63 36
236 I thought we said no to the pyrotechnics. 1.5602 0.04766 241 142 63 36
237 I don't know, Barry. "Eve of Destruction" sounds a bit dire for a pop song. 1.5598 0.04685 234 134 69 31
238 Looks like another extinction. We probably won't get paid. 1.5590 0.04473 229 125 80 24
239 Keep it short! 1.5586 0.04199 256 139 91 26
240 I say we open with "Wipe Out!" 1.5576 0.04444 269 157 74 38
241 Do you guys know Eve of Destruction? 1.5575 0.04730 226 129 68 29
242 Wait, the next band is “The Mammals”? 1.5574 0.04862 235 140 59 36
243 Do we have time for one more? 1.5565 0.04593 248 144 70 34
244 Do we know anything by Bill Haley? 1.5560 0.04658 241 140 68 33
245 Let's play the next set like there's no tomorrow. 1.5556 0.04788 225 130 65 30
246 This one's going to be a hit. 1.5551 0.04292 263 148 84 31
247 Shall we start with “Great Balls of Fire” or “Gimme Shelter?” 1.5551 0.04490 245 139 76 30
248 And now we play Earth, Wind, and Fire. 1.5551 0.04696 236 137 67 32
249 I think we have time for one more...you guys know 'Here Comes the Sun'? 1.5546 0.04511 238 134 76 28
250 Well that makes rehearsal pointless. 1.5546 0.04589 238 136 72 30
251 This is called ‘Wipeout’, it’s going to be a huge hit”. 1.5546 0.05114 229 142 47 40
252 What happened to when they just threw tomatoes? 1.5539 0.04825 204 114 67 23
253 We will we will rock you ! 1.5537 0.04339 242 133 84 25
254 I know - let's call it rock music. 1.5528 0.04477 246 140 76 30
255 Now for our final number and I do mean final number. 1.5525 0.04803 219 126 65 28
256 This light show is BEST ever! 1.5511 0.04665 225 128 70 27
257 ‘Still beats a wedding gig.’ 1.5505 0.05139 198 116 55 27
258 This band later re-formed as the Byrds. 1.5495 0.04965 222 133 56 33
259 Good thing this is our farewell tour. 1.5493 0.04723 213 120 69 24
260 Don't worry. Fox News says this will all have blown over by Summertime. 1.5485 0.05081 206 122 55 29
261 Megadeth seemed like a cool name at the time. 1.5468 0.04896 203 116 63 24
262 Now I don't feel so bad for not practicing. 1.5463 0.04812 216 125 64 27
263 You've been great, folks, and I think we have time for one more ... 1.5458 0.04329 240 133 83 24
264 Let's end this set with "Great Balls of Fire"! 1.5442 0.05050 215 130 53 32
265 We need to end on a huge, I mean a really, really big note. 1.5441 0.04573 204 111 75 18
266 You sure about these pyrotechnics? 1.5439 0.04579 239 139 70 30
267 I worry that we will always be just a one hit wonder. 1.5437 0.04543 252 149 69 34
268 You've been a great audience. This will be our last song of the Period. 1.5436 0.04436 241 137 77 27
269 Stairway to heaven or highway to hell? 1.5430 0.04489 256 151 71 34
270 Maybe we won't have time for that encore after all. 1.5425 0.04743 212 121 67 24
271 For our last number...... 1.5421 0.04710 214 122 68 24
272 This last set has a killer ending. Hope you like it. 1.5421 0.04756 214 123 66 25
273 Why are only the small cold-adapted mammals cheering? 1.5413 0.04825 218 128 62 28
274 This next number goes out to all of you who are worried about the future. 1.5411 0.05157 207 126 50 31
275 Let's cut "Great Balls of Fire" from the set list. 1.5408 0.04709 233 138 64 31
276 Well, at least now we can say we had a meteoric rise to fame. 1.5405 0.04969 222 135 54 33
277 It's ok. We sucked anyway. 1.5404 0.05042 198 116 57 25
278 I knew we should have stopped playing 'Great Balls of Fire.' 1.5402 0.04935 224 136 55 33
279 I think the gig is up. 1.5397 0.04504 239 138 73 28
280 For our last song,please enjoy Eve Of Destruction. 1.5396 0.04374 265 156 75 34
281 I forget---is it the comet or the asteroid that has a tail? 1.5395 0.04787 215 125 64 26
282 And now our biggest hit. 1.5388 0.04564 232 134 71 27
283 Ignore it. What’s the worst that could happen? 1.5385 0.05093 208 126 52 30
284 Thank you, thank you very much; and for our final number... 1.5385 0.04944 195 112 61 22
285 This may be our last chance to play before a live audience. 1.5382 0.04515 249 147 70 32
286 They could have just asked us to turn down the volume. 1.5382 0.04295 249 141 82 26
287 Wow God’s a harsh critic. 1.5380 0.05220 184 108 53 23
288 You know the chords for Staying Alive? 1.5378 0.04479 238 137 74 27
289 Boys -- something's telling me... We're going to have a MAJOR hit! 1.5377 0.04697 212 121 68 23
290 We should probably make this the last song. 1.5377 0.04818 199 113 65 21
291 Alright guys, "Times They are A Changing", on three ... 1.5376 0.05121 186 108 56 22
292 Is it really better to burn out than fade away, though? 1.5374 0.04850 214 126 61 27
293 Hit it boys: Great balls of fire! 1.5362 0.04602 235 138 68 29
294 I told you it was bad luck to call the band 'The Extinction" 1.5360 0.04761 222 131 63 28
295 I guess we are just going to be a one-hit wonder. 1.5355 0.05067 183 105 58 20
296 Did you know there was going to be fireworks at the end of the show? 1.5352 0.04867 213 126 60 27
297 So no encore? 1.5343 0.04933 204 120 59 25
298 And now for the big finish boys. 1.5340 0.05184 191 114 52 25
299 Let's take it from the top again like there's no tomorrow! 1.5339 0.04947 221 135 54 32
300 How about we close out with 'Dust in the wind'. 1.5337 0.04814 208 121 63 24
301 Good thing we’re vaccinated. 1.5336 0.04872 223 135 57 31
302 C'mon guys, stay focused, it's not the end of the world. 1.5333 0.04874 210 124 60 26
303 So I hit an F Sharp - it's not the end of the world!! 1.5328 0.04734 229 137 62 30
304 Let's end this with a big bang! 1.5327 0.04667 214 123 68 23
305 Sorry, I forgot the words. It's not the end of the world. 1.5311 0.05077 209 128 51 30
306 Bill Haley and the comet. 1.5309 0.04564 243 145 67 31
307 Do you think it’ll be a one hit wonder? 1.5308 0.04619 211 120 70 21
308 Is this the meteoric rise to fame you had in mind? 1.5308 0.04764 211 123 64 24
309 Maybe pick up the tempo just a bit. 1.5306 0.04462 245 144 72 29
310 I think the song should end with a bang! 1.5305 0.04684 213 123 67 23
311 Okay! One last time! 1.5303 0.05097 198 119 53 26
312 I'll tell you one thing I won't miss - those smug little mammals. 1.5281 0.05050 178 102 58 18
313 Face it. We never sounded good live. 1.5280 0.04715 214 125 65 24
314 Here comes the big finish... 1.5274 0.04990 201 120 56 25
315 Ok, now let's get ready for the big finish. 1.5274 0.05137 201 123 50 28
316 Hurry, « Great Ball of Fire » on three…. 1.5261 0.04859 211 126 59 26
317 We'd like to end this show with a bang. 1.5254 0.05319 177 106 49 22
318 How about "smoke gets in your eyes"? 1.5253 0.04733 198 113 66 19
319 Dinosaurs may come and go, but rock n roll will never die! 1.5249 0.04908 221 136 54 31
320 Keep playing, it's headed towards Mexico 1.5249 0.05289 181 109 49 23
321 Let’s play as if there is no tomorrow. 1.5249 0.05112 181 106 55 20
322 Ok, let’s start with Rock of Ages and see where it takes us. 1.5248 0.04922 202 120 58 24
323 I thought we agreed no pyrotechnics. 1.5245 0.04787 204 119 63 22
324 Rex, please tell me our disco ball is on fire! 1.5238 0.05065 189 112 55 22
325 It’s probably nothing. 1.5238 0.04923 210 127 56 27
326 Goodness. Gracious. Great balls o' fire. 1.5233 0.05146 193 117 51 25
327 Time to get stoned! 1.5233 0.04708 193 109 67 17
328 At least we won’t have to play weddings anymore 1.5230 0.05005 174 99 59 16
329 Does this mean we're not playing the Archaeopteryx-Goldstein wedding next week? 1.5220 0.05438 182 113 43 26
330 Well, this’ll put a damper on our comeback tour. 1.5215 0.04953 186 108 59 19
331 Stop it with the anxiety, already. That's my pizza delivery. 1.5215 0.05126 186 111 53 22
332 Let's close this set with Jerry Lee Louis "Great Balls of Fire" 1.5213 0.04915 188 109 60 19
333 Let's do WE GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS PLACE! 1.5213 0.05029 188 111 56 21
334 While everyone’s distracted let’s play some originals. 1.5205 0.05333 171 102 49 20
335 I'm beginning to regret our meteoric rise to fame. 1.5202 0.04792 223 136 58 29
336 Just remember, rock N roll will never die. 1.5189 0.05204 185 112 50 23
337 Better to burn out than fade away!" 1.5189 0.05204 185 112 50 23
338 Looks like our gig is up. 1.5189 0.04797 212 127 60 25
339 Don’t think this gets you off the hook for that $5 you owe me, Trevor. 1.5183 0.05365 164 97 49 18
340 How bout “Eve of Destruction” for our grand finale? 1.5170 0.05158 176 104 53 19
341 No, seriously, great ball of fire. 1.5169 0.05358 178 109 46 23
342 Here comes the post-rock era 1.5164 0.04780 213 128 60 25
343 Quick. Play soft rock. 1.5160 0.04815 219 134 57 28
344 GGGRReat balls of fire! 1.5152 0.05342 165 98 49 18
345 Man, just when we were getting the band back together. 1.5152 0.05100 198 122 50 26
346 I told you that we shouldn’t have saved our best song for the encore! 1.5137 0.04831 183 105 62 16
347 C’mon guys! Let’s rock like there’s no tomorrow. 1.5132 0.04954 189 112 57 20
348 Well, it's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine. 1.5128 0.05004 195 118 54 23
349 Great balls of fire....and a-one, two.... 1.5120 0.04753 209 125 61 23
350 See, smoking cigarettes isn't going to kill us. 1.5119 0.04994 168 96 58 14
351 Which one of you said our career is going down in flames? 1.5116 0.05049 172 100 56 16
352 I don't think we need to worry about an encore. 1.5114 0.04593 219 130 66 23
353 Oh no! Just when we nailed "Stairway to Heaven"! 1.5114 0.05405 176 109 44 23
354 I remember when rocks were young 1.5109 0.05449 184 117 40 27
355 I said diminished. There's no such thing as an extinct chord. 1.5109 0.05169 184 112 50 22
356 Despite several historical setbacks, the Rolling Stones are still performing today. 1.5106 0.05198 188 116 48 24
357 Guess it really is the end of the world as we know it. 1.5104 0.04953 192 115 56 21
358 How ‘bout Light My Fire as the encore?” 1.5104 0.04953 192 115 56 21
359 Just play louder. 1.5097 0.05816 155 97 37 21
360 We'll be right back after a short break. 1.5094 0.05773 159 100 37 22
361 Thank you all for coming to our first and apparently final gig 1.5091 0.05411 165 100 46 19
362 The first farewell tour 1.5089 0.05316 169 102 48 19
363 Hey I know let’s call this one ‘Great Balls of Fire!!’ 1.5086 0.05306 175 107 47 21
364 Let's go for a BIG finish! 1.5084 0.04971 179 105 57 17
365 Just the greatest hits medley, scratch the encore. 1.5084 0.05096 179 107 53 19
366 What comes after, "Goodness gracious..."? 1.5081 0.05205 185 114 48 23
367 We’re going to get this tune right if it’s the last thing we do! 1.5078 0.05149 193 120 48 25
368 Whataya say we end with "Great Balls of Fire" by Jerry Lee Lewis? 1.5076 0.05221 197 125 44 28
369 Umm, guys, I don't think we have time to play the full version of "In- A -Gadda-Da-Vida". 1.5075 0.05141 201 127 46 28
370 Do we have any last requests? 1.5063 0.05369 158 94 48 16
371 The final "final" tour. 1.5060 0.05204 168 100 51 17
372 Who told you rock & roll will never die? 1.5056 0.05240 178 109 48 21
373 I think "Great Balls of Fire" is the perfect title for our album! 1.5056 0.04927 178 104 58 16
374 There goes the encore. 1.5051 0.04985 196 120 53 23
375 Remember, we gotta play every gig like it's our last. 1.5051 0.05101 198 124 48 26
376 The band that played while the Titanic sank were Heroes, Chuck. 1.5032 0.05469 157 95 45 17
377 Ok...not quite what I had in mind when I prayed for a sure-fire hit! 1.5031 0.05369 161 97 47 17
378 I’m starting to regret that we named our group ‘Mass Extinction.’ 1.5031 0.05320 163 98 48 17
379 Let’s lead off with “Great Balls of Fire” 1.5030 0.05227 167 100 50 17
380 That’ll be a hard act to follow. 1.5030 0.05158 167 99 52 16
381 Well, on the plus side, it should wipe out the competition. 1.5029 0.04754 173 98 63 12
382 OK, we're all agreed on calling ourselves The Fossils. 1.5028 0.05200 177 108 49 20
383 Man, we are on fire tonight! 1.5028 0.04908 179 105 58 16
384 I'd like to dedicate this song to the last hundred million years. 1.5027 0.05133 183 112 50 21
385 It’s the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine) #creditR.E.M. 1.5026 0.04973 191 116 54 21
386 Let's skip the encore. 1.5000 0.05320 160 96 48 16
387 Soo- who's idea again was it to close with "Great Balls of Fire"? 1.5000 0.05103 190 118 49 23
388 That cute little stegosaurus in the front row is requesting we play the theme music from "Apocolypse Now." 1.5000 0.05024 194 120 51 23
389 It’s probably a meteor that when it collides with earth will darken the sky for centuries leading to famine and the extinction of our species, but what do I know? I’ve got a brain the size of a pea. 1.5000 0.05293 158 94 49 15
390 And for our VERY last number 1.5000 0.05160 176 107 50 19
391 I think we have more to worry about than the British invasion. 1.5000 0.05196 180 111 48 21
392 Nothing but volcanoes, and now this? 1.5000 0.05605 146 88 43 15
393 I thought we were saving the pyrotechnics for the finale!?! 1.4975 0.04756 203 123 59 21
394 I say we name our next song 'Great Balls of Fire. " 1.4973 0.05014 183 111 53 19
395 OK, I think that's it for rehearsal. 1.4972 0.05075 177 107 52 18
396 The first take better be a good one. 1.4970 0.05114 169 101 52 16
397 Let’s close with “It’s the End of the World as We Know It.” 1.4970 0.05364 167 103 45 19
398 Ooh, make a wish! 1.4970 0.04944 167 97 57 13
399 It’s gonna be such a big hit that people will talk about it for millennia! 1.4969 0.05461 163 101 43 19
400 You were a little off pitch but we’re all gunna be flat soon 1.4969 0.05511 161 100 42 19
401 We should've asked to be paid upfront. 1.4967 0.05783 151 95 37 19
402 Goodness, Cretaceous, great balls of fire! 1.4966 0.05522 149 90 44 15
403 I hope the fans will dig us someday. 1.4966 0.05963 145 92 34 19
404 Does anyone know meteors keep falling on my head? 1.4965 0.05944 143 90 35 18
405 I don’t care, we’re not cancelling rehearsal again. Two three four! 1.4965 0.05424 143 84 47 12
406 Not to worry. Rock & Roll is here to stay! 1.4947 0.04822 190 114 58 18
407 The whole way here I was worried maybe I left the oven on, but now I guess it’s whatever. 1.4947 0.05316 190 123 40 27
408 I'm not gonna bother to tune it. 1.4947 0.05198 188 119 45 24
409 Anyone know the music to great balls of fire? 1.4947 0.04859 188 113 57 18
410 Great Balls of Fire…Ah 1,2,3, hit it! 1.4946 0.04994 184 112 53 19
411 Who knows taps? 1.4944 0.05179 178 110 48 20
412 Who requested the pyrotechnics? 1.4944 0.05055 178 108 52 18
413 Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away… 1.4940 0.05455 166 104 42 20
414 OK, guys. Let’s play this one like there’s no tomorrow. 1.4938 0.05416 162 100 44 18
415 We’re going to end this show with a blast. 1.4936 0.05419 156 95 45 16
416 Whose bright idea was it to add "Eve of Destruction" to the set list? 1.4936 0.05419 156 95 45 16
417 Looks like this might be our final tour. 1.4933 0.04677 225 141 57 27
418 Your cousin's getting a little crazy with these pyrotechnics. 1.4929 0.05779 140 86 39 15
419 Okay, one more time ... but let's pick up the tempo. 1.4921 0.05082 191 120 48 23
420 Lets party like its 65 million BC 1.4917 0.05055 181 111 51 19
421 I think 'Wipe Out' would be an appropriate choice. 1.4917 0.05292 181 115 43 23
422 OK, looks like we wrap up with "Goodness Gracious Great Ball of Fire"! 1.4917 0.05115 181 112 49 20
423 It's agreed--we open with "Eve of Destruction." 1.4916 0.05157 179 111 48 20
424 Well, at least we'll have an excuse for being one-hit wonders. 1.4914 0.05368 175 111 42 22
425 Thanks for coming out tonight everyone, get home safe. 1.4914 0.04921 175 104 56 15
426 Ok, agree, no encore. 1.4908 0.05391 163 101 44 18
427 Folks, I think this may be our last number. 1.4904 0.05542 157 98 41 18
428 Let's increase the tempo guys, we don't have all day 1.4899 0.05522 149 91 43 15
429 Oh, well...we can't play with these tiny arms anyway. 1.4897 0.05371 145 86 47 12
430 Anyway, we just have time for one more 1.4891 0.05226 184 117 44 23
431 Let's finish up with Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire. 1.4886 0.05465 176 114 38 24
432 Something tells me we're not doing an encore. 1.4886 0.05096 176 108 50 18
433 And for our final encore… 1.4884 0.05311 172 108 44 20
434 Let’s go with the three-minute version. 1.4881 0.04849 168 98 58 12
435 One more time… “The Day That Music Died”. 1.4880 0.05036 166 99 53 14
436 Well, I guess we should do a cover of “Wipe Out” 1.4873 0.05442 158 98 43 17
437 Our rise wasn't meteoric but our fall may well be. 1.4873 0.04860 197 122 54 21
438 I told you not to sing Great Balls of Fire! 1.4870 0.05066 154 90 53 11
439 I don't think we have time for "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" 1.4865 0.05712 148 93 38 17
440 Sure it's a distraction, but it's not the end of the world. 1.4863 0.05432 146 88 45 13
441 It's the end of world as we know it..and I feel fine 1.4862 0.05291 181 116 42 23
442 How about jazz? Mom always said rock leads to ruin. 1.4861 0.05306 144 85 48 11
443 Guess we don't have to worry about finding a lead vocalist. 1.4861 0.05397 144 86 46 12
444 Hey, Charlie, give us your best drumroll. 1.4859 0.04881 177 106 56 15
445 Henry, now might be a good time for me to tell you I slept with Lesley. 1.4857 0.05243 175 110 45 20
446 Uh oh, here comes the sun... 1.4854 0.05462 171 110 39 22
447 OK, the next one needs to be in double time 1.4850 0.05226 167 103 47 17
448 OK then, Great Balls of Fire from the top! 1.4839 0.05365 155 95 45 15
449 Did anyone get the check from the promoter? 1.4837 0.05572 153 96 40 17
450 Millions of years from now, people will remember us for our music. 1.4837 0.05495 153 95 42 16
451 I guess we could promote this as our farewell tour. 1.4828 0.05328 174 111 42 21
452 Relax, we're a disco band … how much more extinct could we get? 1.4824 0.05158 170 105 48 17
453 Is that the big finish? 1.4821 0.05203 168 104 47 17
454 Looks like that farewell tour may need to take place sooner than we expected 1.4819 0.05248 166 103 46 17
455 I think that's a wrap. 1.4818 0.06050 137 88 32 17
456 Well, this is the end of an era. 1.4815 0.05840 135 84 37 14
457 Is this just a dream, or is it the end of the world as we know it? 1.4815 0.05197 162 99 48 15
458 ...Singin', this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I di 1.4812 0.05464 160 101 41 18
459 Can we pick up the tempo? 1.4808 0.05340 156 96 45 15
460 Are we really that bad? 1.4808 0.05641 156 100 37 19
461 Let's skip the bridge. 1.4803 0.05520 152 95 41 16
462 C'mon focus, everybody. This is for the fossil record. 1.4800 0.05242 175 111 44 20
463 Let's end with "Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket" 1.4798 0.05223 173 109 45 19
464 Trumposaurus says it's just a hoax. 1.4797 0.06024 148 98 29 21
465 Set list change, mates - we're doin' Great Balls of Fire in C. 1.4797 0.05547 148 92 41 15
466 Well, that’s a real rockstar. 1.4797 0.05463 148 91 43 14
467 It looks like we have time for one more song 1.4795 0.05517 146 90 42 14
468 Well, looks like our Mesozoic world tour is gonna be delayed. 1.4794 0.04634 194 117 61 16
469 Okay, ‘Light My Fire’ — one, two, three, four. 1.4793 0.04900 169 101 55 13
470 Derek immediately regretted telling the boys to play every show like it’s the last one. 1.4792 0.05659 144 90 39 15
471 The Farewell Tour 1.4785 0.05011 186 117 49 20
472 Maybe just one encore? 1.4783 0.05110 184 117 46 21
473 Great, now no one’s going to believe us. 1.4783 0.05838 138 87 36 15
474 Well…if you two didn’t, who did set up this amazing light show? 1.4774 0.05042 155 92 52 11
475 Suddenly our exceptionally short forearms seem like the least of our problems. 1.4773 0.05738 132 81 39 12
476 GOOD NIGHT, CLEVELAND! 1.4769 0.06101 130 83 32 15
477 Really? You don’t believe we’re on the Eve of Destruction? 1.4765 0.05356 170 109 41 20
478 I'm afraid this will have to be our last number. 1.4765 0.05224 170 107 45 18
479 So much for taking it on the road! 1.4762 0.05573 147 92 40 15
480 And now for our last song 1.4759 0.05714 145 92 37 16
481 Let's take it one last time. 1.4755 0.05857 143 92 34 17
482 Gooodness, Gracious, Great Balls of.... Well, speak of the Devil!" 1.4753 0.05341 162 102 43 17
483 Unbelievable. First gig after a pandemic, and now this. 1.4753 0.05412 162 103 41 18
484 More fake news, I see. 1.4752 0.05475 141 86 43 12
485 Guess there's no encore. 1.4748 0.05624 139 86 40 13
486 We got paid up front, right? 1.4737 0.05276 152 93 46 13
487 Hey guys, let's play like there's no tomorrow! 1.4737 0.05332 171 110 41 20
488 That's it. Next, the Byrds and the Animals. 1.4737 0.05518 152 96 40 16
489 I don't feel fine. 1.4729 0.06135 129 83 31 15
490 Great Balls of Fire” on three… 1.4728 0.05280 184 121 39 24
491 The last time this happened all our Northern Hemisphere gigs got cancelled! 1.4726 0.05252 146 88 47 11
492 Unbelievable, wasting our last moments on a drum solo. 1.4724 0.06405 127 84 26 17
493 Looks like this’ll be the last song in this set. Bring us home, Barney. 1.4722 0.05909 144 94 32 18
494 Auld Lang Syne? 1.4717 0.05487 159 102 39 18
495 Actually, let's play the short version. 1.4714 0.05774 140 89 36 15
496 So, we close with “Great Balls of Fire?” 1.4713 0.05509 174 116 34 24
497 We’d like to dedicate our last song to all the mammals out there. 1.4711 0.05877 121 74 37 10
498 We have a critic. 1.4710 0.05363 138 83 45 10
499 Whooo! Great ball of fire! 1.4709 0.04836 189 118 53 18
500 I knew we should have gone on before Dylan. 1.4697 0.06030 132 85 32 15
501 The good news is we’re about to join the ranks of the rock immortals. 1.4697 0.06125 132 86 30 16
502 Seriously Gavin, would it be the end of the world just to be on top of the beat for a change? 1.4695 0.05431 164 106 39 19
503 The lighting crew is taking it a bit far, don't you think? 1.4695 0.05499 164 107 37 20
504 I guess this makes us the headliners. 1.4694 0.05401 147 91 43 13
505 Just when we were getting good. 1.4692 0.05589 130 79 41 10
506 Time for last call! 1.4688 0.05649 128 78 40 10
507 'Wipe Out'? You really wanna play 'Wipe Out'? 1.4685 0.05597 143 90 39 14
508 That’s a wrap! 1.4683 0.06242 126 82 29 15
509 Then for our finale, we'll play "Great Balls of Fire" 1.4681 0.05564 141 88 40 13
510 Damn no one is going to believe we could play music 1.4681 0.06002 141 93 30 18
511 That never happens during a concert, when it would be cool. 1.4679 0.05258 156 97 45 14
512 Well, guys, looks like we're just going to be one-hit wonders. 1.4679 0.05637 156 102 35 19
513 Ok,let's set this place on fire! 1.4675 0.05385 154 97 42 15
514 Great drum solo,but shouldn’t it end with a “bang”? 1.4675 0.05464 154 98 40 16
515 Drumroll, please. 1.4672 0.05956 137 89 32 16
516 It looks like we won't make it to the top 10. 1.4672 0.05584 137 85 40 12
517 Looks like this is our last live tour. 1.4672 0.05487 137 84 42 11
518 Have you guys noticed all the little mammals left? 1.4671 0.05594 152 98 37 17
519 We might want to up the tempo a little bit. 1.4667 0.05740 135 85 37 13
520 Do you know any Bill Haley? 1.4667 0.05473 165 108 37 20
521 Think it’s about time I tell you, Rex. I slept with your wife 1.4667 0.05544 135 83 41 11
522 Well that wasn’t in the forecast. 1.4667 0.06142 120 76 32 12
523 Feel like it's a good time to tell y'all I'm leaving the band 1.4667 0.05740 135 85 37 13
524 I just thought of an ending. 1.4662 0.05899 133 85 34 14
525 Maybe tonight we should play our short version of "Stairway to Heaven." 1.4658 0.05681 146 94 36 16
526 I foresee that we are going to be a one-hit wonder. 1.4658 0.05845 146 96 32 18
527 Let’s play ‘Eve of Destruction’. 1.4653 0.05479 144 90 41 13
528 Looks like we won't be needing a bass player. 1.4653 0.05207 144 87 47 10
529 Is that Lucy in the sky? 1.4653 0.05988 144 96 29 19
530 Let’s rock like there’s no tomorrow! 1.4653 0.05823 144 94 33 17
531 On second thought let's just do Eve of Destruction 1.4650 0.05536 157 102 37 18
532 The hits just keep on comin'. 1.4648 0.05443 142 88 42 12
533 Just our luck—our first gig is a mass extinction event. 1.4648 0.05712 142 91 36 15
534 Some bands have a meteoric rise—others just get hit by one. 1.4646 0.05453 127 76 43 8
535 I knew we shouldn’t have opened with Stairway to Heaven. 1.4643 0.05498 140 87 41 12
536 We may be a one-hit wonder. 1.4641 0.05329 153 96 43 14
537 Improvise! 1.4638 0.05741 138 88 36 14
538 Greg, we’re both kind of feeling like you’re not committed to the future of the band… 1.4636 0.05297 151 94 44 13
539 And that's our cue to leave. Don't forget to tip your waiters. Thank you, all! You've been great... 1.4634 0.05920 123 77 35 11
540 I know we were hoping for an earth-shattering performance, but this isn't quite what I envisioned. 1.4630 0.05337 162 104 41 17
541 Now do you believe that we are on the eve of destruction? 1.4628 0.05510 121 72 42 7
542 Was this billed as our Farewell Tour? 1.4627 0.06054 134 88 30 16
543 Let’s call ourselves The Grateful Dead 1.4626 0.05651 147 95 36 16
544 It's better to burn out than to fade away 1.4621 0.06027 132 86 31 15
545 Goodness gracious - THAT’S a great ball of fire! 1.4621 0.05451 145 91 41 13
546 Ok everyone,our next song is “It’s the End of the World as We Know It”! 1.4605 0.05592 152 99 36 17
547 OMG, we’re dying out here. 1.4599 0.05770 137 88 35 14
548 Let's see... 'goodness gracious'...'goodness gracious'... I'm drawing a blank here. 1.4596 0.05642 161 108 32 21
549 Goodness gracious, that's a great ball of... I think I got our next track. 1.4595 0.05456 148 94 40 14
550 No biggie. It's Halley's Comet. We'll see it again on our Farewell Tour" 1.4593 0.05440 135 83 42 10
551 And now we're gonna take some final requests from the crowd. 1.4593 0.05639 135 85 38 12
552 And now for our big closing number . . . 1.4590 0.06284 122 80 28 14
553 Dang, our music was starting to evolve nicely. 1.4588 0.04873 170 105 52 13
554 If we don’t make it big time it’s not the end of the world…. 1.4586 0.05798 133 85 35 13
555 C'mon guys, cheer up. Play like there's no tomorrow! 1.4583 0.06251 120 78 29 13
556 I guess we don’t have time for an encore. 1.4583 0.05296 144 89 44 11
557 Keep playing. It's a hoax. 1.4583 0.05663 120 73 39 8
558 The Rolling Stones are still touring so we’ll be fine. 1.4583 0.05527 168 113 33 22
559 Are you ready for our biggest hit? 1.4573 0.04995 164 102 49 13
560 This is it fellas. It's now or never. 1.4571 0.05587 140 89 38 13
561 Calling our band "Mass Extinction" suddenly seems like poor taste. 1.4570 0.05458 151 97 39 15
562 Anyone know the chords to “Burning Ring of Fire”? 1.4570 0.05376 151 96 41 14
563 So much for our meteoric rise to fame 1.4569 0.06524 116 77 25 14
564 Play us out, guys. 1.4565 0.05550 138 87 39 12
565 I think maybe we skip the second verse. 1.4564 0.05171 149 92 46 11
566 Everybody's a critic. 1.4560 0.05957 125 80 33 12
567 Our pyrotechnics guy might have really outdone himself this time. 1.4559 0.05704 136 87 36 13
568 On the bright side, we’re only gonna be the second worst thing of the night. 1.4558 0.05480 147 94 39 14
569 That riff's eternal, man. 1.4553 0.06244 123 81 28 14
570 No worries. Just saw Mick and Keith at the bar and they said time is on our side. 1.4545 0.05828 132 85 34 13
571 Boys, I think we're finished. 1.4545 0.05219 154 97 44 13
572 Don't worry rock and roll is never gonna die. 1.4545 0.05590 143 92 37 14
573 So much for being ahead of our time. 1.4532 0.05796 139 91 33 15
574 Maybe we should just play the encore now... 1.4529 0.04869 170 106 51 13
575 All right guys, let's end this gig with a bang. 1.4528 0.05622 159 107 32 20
576 I' afraid that this means our band we'll be a one-hit wonder. 1.4527 0.05013 148 90 49 9
577 Do you know “The Eve of Destruction”? 1.4526 0.05949 137 91 30 16
578 Guess this was our farewell tour 1.4526 0.05381 137 85 42 10
579 The gig is up. 1.4519 0.05732 135 87 35 13
580 Thank you, we have just enough time for one more encore! 1.4519 0.05228 135 82 45 8
581 We’re going to be famous for all the wrong reasons. 1.4519 0.06106 135 91 27 17
582 Looks like rock and roll isn't here to stay after all. 1.4516 0.05353 155 100 40 15
583 Play 'It's the end of the world as we know it'. 1.4514 0.05647 144 94 35 15
584 That rockstar is going to ruin us 1.4511 0.06082 133 89 28 16
585 We have a request for "It's the End of the World as We Know it". 1.4511 0.05794 133 86 34 13
586 They say it's better to burn out than fade away. 1.4510 0.05241 153 97 43 13
587 Less pop, more death metal. 1.4500 0.05451 160 106 36 18
588 Well I think that’s a wrap! 1.4496 0.05274 129 78 44 7
589 Don't look. It's just that bloody Bill Haley again. 1.4494 0.05278 158 102 41 15
590 Let's go right to the encore. 1.4494 0.04963 158 98 49 11
591 Great ball of fire! 1.4492 0.05847 118 74 35 9
592 Looks like there won't be an encore 1.4490 0.05304 147 93 42 12
593 Keep your instruments with you so we can confound all future paleontologists. 1.4490 0.05476 147 95 38 14
594 Well at least we won't have to worry about an encore. 1.4488 0.06094 127 84 29 14
595 Forget Platinum, this record is going to be meteoric 1.4487 0.05628 156 105 32 19
596 Let’s wrap it up. 1.4485 0.05794 136 89 33 14
597 Blinded by the light, again? 1.4480 0.05843 125 80 34 11
598 Let's play like it's our last day on Earth! 1.4480 0.05843 125 80 34 11
599 I, for one, don’t feel fine. 1.4480 0.06371 125 85 24 16
600 Do you know "There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight?" 1.4479 0.05376 163 108 37 18
601 Maybe 'Cretaceous' wasn't the most enduring name for the band. 1.4476 0.05586 143 93 36 14
602 Once more, with a bang. 1.4476 0.05844 143 96 30 17
603 Ok guys, great set! Looks like the next act is coming in. 1.4470 0.05411 132 82 41 9
604 We're doomed to be one-hit wonders. 1.4468 0.05271 141 88 43 10
605 As a member of this rock group, I'm petrified. 1.4464 0.06193 112 72 30 10
606 Party like it’s 1,999,999 BC 1.4462 0.05988 130 86 30 14
607 Just when we were starting to sound pretty good. 1.4460 0.05515 139 89 38 12
608 I hope we don’t turn out to be a one hit wonder. 1.4459 0.05363 148 95 40 13
609 This time, let's go for earth shattering! 1.4454 0.06281 119 79 27 13
610 Forget the encore. 1.4453 0.05635 128 81 37 10
611 This joint's serious about last call. 1.4453 0.05849 128 83 33 12
612 But we already played "Great Balls of Fire." 1.4452 0.05753 146 98 31 17
613 The First Day the Music Died 1.4452 0.05579 155 104 33 18
614 I've got a bad feeling about tonight's gig. 1.4444 0.05318 153 99 40 14
615 OK, once more dudes, but this time, let's jam like there's no tomorrow! 1.4444 0.05058 180 119 42 19
616 I hope I die before I get old! 1.4444 0.05878 117 74 34 9
617 I knew we were in trouble when 'As the World Turns' went off the air. 1.4444 0.06123 117 76 30 11
618 It would be years before rock music made a resurgence. 1.4444 0.05807 126 81 34 11
619 That's a sign! Let's call ourselves The Comets! 1.4444 0.05531 135 86 38 11
620 Last set 1.4438 0.05095 169 110 43 16
621 Is Gimme Shelter on our set list?” 1.4437 0.05147 142 88 45 9
622 Let's do it once more, but a lot faster. 1.4437 0.05244 142 89 43 10
623 Lets call it 'Rock' music 1.4436 0.05982 133 89 29 15
624 Looks like this will be our Farewell Tour! 1.4435 0.05983 124 81 31 12
625 'Rock of Ages' or 'Eve of Destruction'? 1.4435 0.06558 115 78 23 14
626 Sorry, Phil. I think we need to cut the drum solo. 1.4429 0.05294 140 88 42 10
627 If we hurry we can still be a "One Hit Wonder". 1.4423 0.05399 156 103 37 16
628 Who's up for R.E.M.'s "It's the End of the World as We Know It"? 1.4420 0.05910 138 93 29 16
629 Looks like we're gonna be the biggest one-hit wonder of all time. 1.4420 0.05728 138 91 33 14
630 Let's do Eve of Destruction next. 1.4419 0.06502 129 91 19 19
631 Don't worry they still won't cancel the show, we're in Florida. 1.4419 0.05709 129 83 35 11
632 Well, I guess it's appropriate since our career started with a meteoric rise. 1.4417 0.05893 120 77 33 10
633 This could be our lucky break. We might look back one day and say this was the day that everything changed. 1.4416 0.05292 154 100 40 14
634 Let’s lead off the show with our hit, “Great Balls of Fire.” 1.4416 0.05371 154 101 38 15
635 Play on. The planet will have to wait 66 million years to hear rock and roll again. 1.4414 0.05349 145 93 40 12
636 So much for a reunion tour. 1.4414 0.05349 145 93 40 12
637 Ok, "Till We Meet Again". On three! 1.4412 0.05694 136 89 34 13
638 Evolution is for the birds. 1.4412 0.05694 136 89 34 13
639 So much for an encore. 1.4409 0.05879 127 83 32 12
640 I guess we just keep playing? 1.4406 0.05310 143 91 41 11
641 On the plus side, we probably don't have to pay our bar tab. 1.4400 0.05611 125 79 37 9
642 Monty, this is a jazz band. I said no pyrotechnics. 1.4397 0.05781 116 73 35 8
643 I thought you said we couldn’t afford special effects. 1.4394 0.05615 132 85 36 11
644 We may as well go out with a bang! 1.4390 0.05673 123 78 36 9
645 Here’s to hoping we’re not one-hit wonders! 1.4390 0.05789 123 79 34 10
646 Alright guys, time to kill it! 1.4390 0.06015 123 81 30 12
647 Meteor killed the radio star 1.4388 0.05876 139 94 29 16
648 Goodness gracious, great ball of fire” “And a 1, and a 2 and a….. 1.4388 0.05696 139 92 33 14
649 Looks like we’re gonna go out with a bang tonight. 1.4386 0.06234 114 75 28 11
650 Haley did you come up with a band name already ? 1.4381 0.06619 105 70 24 11
651 Well, there goes the stoned age. 1.4381 0.06190 105 67 30 8
652 On our next tour we’ll evolve into The Birds 1.4381 0.06891 105 72 20 13
653 I don't think we have time for another set. 1.4375 0.05843 128 84 32 12
654 No need for a sound check Bob. 1.4375 0.06564 112 76 23 13
655 I thought the club said no pyrotechnics. 1.4370 0.05721 135 89 33 13
656 For our closing number, let's do 'Great Balls of Fire'. 1.4370 0.06160 119 79 28 12
657 Right when we were getting good, too.. 1.4369 0.05962 103 64 33 6
658 And one, and two, and catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day. 1.4365 0.05909 126 83 31 12
659 We should call the band Extinct. 1.4365 0.06015 126 84 29 13
660 Anyone know Rock of Ages? 1.4359 0.05994 117 76 31 10
661 I mean... I didn't think we played THAT bad. 1.4357 0.05572 140 92 35 13
662 This will be the final song of the evening 1.4356 0.06662 101 67 24 10
663 Do we have time for an encore? 1.4356 0.05002 163 105 45 13
664 I didn’t think we were bad enough to end it all. 1.4355 0.05977 124 82 30 12
665 Let's play this set like there is no tomorrow! 1.4355 0.05638 124 79 36 9
666 Okay, boys. "Nearer, My God, To Thee..." 1.4353 0.05068 170 112 42 16
667 Did you notice that all the mammals stopped dancing? 1.4352 0.06481 108 72 25 11
668 Who wants to party like it's the end of the Cretaceous? 1.4348 0.05810 115 73 34 8
669 Better skip to the encore so we all go out on a high note. 1.4348 0.05723 138 92 32 14
670 C’mon baby light my pyre 1.4342 0.05417 152 101 36 15
671 I thought we agreed to cut the pyrotechnics, Gary. 1.4341 0.06012 129 87 28 14
672 I think our audience is dying out. 1.4341 0.06012 129 87 28 14
673 I mean,we did just play 'Who Wants to Live Forever' by Queen. 1.4340 0.05243 159 105 39 15
674 Keep playing, boys …keep playing. 1.4338 0.06059 136 94 25 17
675 Honestly, it's probably better this way. Gary's arms can't even reach the snare drum. 1.4336 0.06013 113 73 31 9
676 It’s not a big deal. We’ll just get to work from home for two weeks. 1.4333 0.05765 120 77 34 9
677 Time for one last set fellas. 1.4324 0.06087 111 72 30 9
678 Skip the middle eight. 1.4324 0.05178 148 95 42 11
679 Well, if I didn't arrange for those pyrotechnics, and neither of you did, either... 1.4322 0.06193 118 79 27 12
680 🎶 We didn’t start the fire, it was always burnin since the world was turnin 🔥 1.4321 0.05171 162 107 40 15
681 This could be a bigger hit than our last song. 1.4320 0.05829 125 82 32 11
682 Hope that doesn't ruin the light show. 1.4320 0.06047 125 84 28 13
683 OK, on three... It's the End of the World as We Know It. 1.4320 0.06152 125 85 26 14
684 Who ordered the pyrotechnics? 1.4318 0.06007 132 90 27 15
685 That's it! We'll call ourselves 'The Comets'! 1.4315 0.05135 146 93 43 10
686 What is the point? Art is meaningless in the face of violence from the universe. 1.4314 0.06611 102 68 24 10
687 I think our 15 minutes of fame are about up. 1.4314 0.06310 102 66 28 8
688 Let's try "Nowhere to run, no place to hide." 1.4308 0.05454 130 83 38 9
689 Just one Smash Hit and we're History! 1.4308 0.06362 130 92 20 18
690 You guys have been great, this is our last song! 1.4307 0.05560 137 90 35 12
691 OK, "Great Balls of Fire!" and 1, and 2, and 3 .... 1.4298 0.05848 121 79 32 10
692 I don't know Rex. The pyrotechnics may be going a bit too far. 1.4298 0.06079 121 81 28 12
693 Maybe "Rock of Ages" wasn't a good choice 1.4296 0.05417 135 87 38 10
694 There goes our reunion tour up in flames 1.4296 0.05326 142 92 39 11
695 I just got this feeling we're on the verge of a giant hit. 1.4295 0.05574 149 101 32 16
696 Just keep playing, extinction isn't a real thing. 1.4286 0.06045 112 73 30 9
697 Unfortunately, there will be no encore. 1.4286 0.05916 119 78 31 10
698 Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ ali… 1.4286 0.06305 112 75 26 11
699 Either of you guys know Light My Fire?? 1.4286 0.06267 119 81 25 13
700 You know what? I take that back. There are worse things than your singing,Todd. 1.4275 0.05528 138 91 35 12
701 „I knew the song was missing something, but I thought it was cowbells.“ 1.4275 0.05738 131 87 32 12
702 Rumors of our demise are bass-less. 1.4274 0.06078 124 84 27 13
703 one last time from the top 1.4274 0.05862 117 76 32 9
704 Bad news, Dave. Even the gods hate your moody Emo crap. 1.4274 0.06108 117 78 28 11
705 For some reason I'd like to play 'Burning Ring of Fire'! 1.4273 0.06121 110 72 29 9
706 You think this means we have to break up the band? 1.4273 0.05842 110 70 33 7
707 Extinct by tomorrow? You sound like my dad. 1.4265 0.05777 136 92 30 14
708 It doesn't look like there is going to be time for an encore 1.4265 0.05284 136 87 40 9
709 Hey Bob, would it really be the end of the world if you kept in time? 1.4262 0.05693 122 79 34 9
710 The manager said to go out with a BANG! 1.4262 0.05693 122 79 34 9
711 Boys, tonight will go down in history 1.4262 0.06039 122 82 28 12
712 And just when we were going to open for The Rolling Stones. 1.4261 0.05931 115 75 31 9
713 Sorry, my arms can't reach G#. 1.4257 0.06502 101 67 25 9
714 It's a hoax. Rock on! 1.4252 0.06074 127 87 26 14
715 But the Trumposaurus said asteroids were a liberal hoax. 1.4248 0.06629 113 79 20 14
716 One more time — We Gotta Get Out of This Place — like we mean it. 1.4242 0.05703 132 88 32 12
717 How about R.E.M.'s 'It's the End of the World as We Know It'? 1.4242 0.05171 132 83 42 7
718 You’ve been great, we’ve got time for one more 1.4242 0.05601 132 87 34 11
719 This next one will be a blast from the past. 1.4242 0.06000 132 91 26 15
720 That doesn't bode well for our reunion tour. 1.4240 0.05821 125 83 32 11
721 I think we may want to rush this last set. 1.4237 0.06067 118 79 28 11
722 You say you want an Evolution…well you know…! 1.4237 0.06185 118 80 26 12
723 Ok, for our final song... How about, " It's The End of the World as We Know it? 1.4228 0.05657 123 80 34 9
724 Volcanic eruptions, continental drift. Now this. This place is going to the birds. 1.4224 0.05891 116 76 31 9
725 The next song will be our final number of the Mesozoic Era 1.4222 0.05409 135 88 37 10
726 I don’t care if they say “Rock’s dead,” Paul. I’m gonna do this if it’s the last thing I do! 1.4222 0.05409 135 88 37 10
727 For our next number, we'll be singing "Great Balls of Fire" 1.4218 0.05009 147 94 44 9
728 Damn. I just got this thing tuned. 1.4216 0.06299 102 67 27 8
729 I really can't think of a good ending. 1.4211 0.05963 133 92 26 15
730 The world's first one-hit wonder. 1.4207 0.05240 145 95 39 11
731 This is gonna be hot! 1.4206 0.06234 107 71 27 9
732 Why did we have "Wipeout" as the last song in our set? 1.4202 0.06026 119 80 28 11
733 I knew this R.E.M. cover band was a bad idea... 1.4200 0.06541 100 67 24 9
734 Think we've got time for one more? 1.4198 0.05521 131 86 35 10
735 And with that song we end the Cretaceous Era 1.4198 0.05626 131 87 33 11
736 Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive! 1.4198 0.05304 131 84 39 8
737 But, the music will live forever. 1.4194 0.07224 93 65 17 11
738 You've been a great audience 1.4194 0.05737 124 82 32 10
739 Thank you so much, this will be our last song for you this era 1.4188 0.05725 117 76 33 8
740 Looks like this is our final number. 1.4186 0.05579 129 85 34 10
741 It's ok... in 65 million years, we'll come back as The Byrds! 1.4186 0.05687 129 86 32 11
742 They coulda just thrown beer bottles.... 1.4186 0.05469 129 84 36 9
743 I guess we should skip the new material? 1.4184 0.06474 98 65 25 8
744 How about Ain’t No Sunshine When You’re Gone. 1.4184 0.06635 98 66 23 9
745 Their first attempt at pyrotechnics was the finale of a lifetime. 1.4184 0.06945 98 68 19 11
746 Ooooh, a flaming, flying rock! Relax. We've been around for tens of millions of years. 1.4182 0.06110 110 73 28 9
747 Thank you,Yucatan! See you next year! 1.4182 0.06245 110 74 26 10
748 Is this a wrap? 1.4182 0.06245 110 74 26 10
749 I’m afraid this is going to breakup the band 1.4180 0.05440 122 78 37 7
750 Not the meteoric rise to fame The Dinosaurs were hoping for. 1.4178 0.05477 146 99 33 14
751 Light My Fire? 1.4175 0.06097 103 67 29 7
752 I think we found a way to end the song. 1.4174 0.05658 115 74 34 7
753 And for our closing number… 1.4173 0.05856 127 86 29 12
754 I think we have time for one short encore before we say goodbye 1.4167 0.05986 120 81 28 11
755 Okay, y’all, let’s play this one like there’s no tomorrow. 1.4167 0.06462 108 74 23 11
756 Do either of you guys remember anything about an extinction clause in our contract? 1.4167 0.06326 108 73 25 10
757 The original day the music died. 1.4167 0.05443 144 97 34 13
758 Awesome lightshow, Dude. 1.4161 0.05048 149 97 42 10
759 Cut to "Last Dance" 1.4160 0.05700 125 83 32 10
760 So, ‘The Extinctions’ is probably not the best band name! 1.4160 0.05700 125 83 32 10
761 So, how are we going to handle ticket refunds? 1.4158 0.06489 101 68 24 9
762 I think what we need is more cowbell! 1.4158 0.06640 101 69 22 10
763 This is go gonna set the music industry back around 100 million years, dudes. 1.4153 0.06176 118 81 25 12
764 Better pick up the beat. 1.4151 0.06124 106 70 28 8
765 This isn’t the meteoric success we wanted 1.4150 0.04907 147 94 45 8
766 I feel like this one's gonna be a hit. 1.4150 0.05532 147 101 31 15
767 Here comes the sun do, do, do 1.4146 0.05764 123 82 31 10
768 I think we need to get paid up front. 1.4144 0.05790 111 72 32 7
769 Killer performance, gang. 1.4144 0.06200 111 75 26 10
770 No, Leslie, under the circumstances, I don't think a song criticizing the poor planning of the creator of the universe is "too cutting edge." 1.4143 0.05458 140 94 34 12
771 Should we finish with a bang or a vanishing act? 1.4141 0.05924 128 88 27 13
772 Tonight we're going to party like it's 0.00099! 1.4141 0.06027 128 89 25 14
773 Hey, I slept with your sister! And a one, and a two... 1.4141 0.05713 128 86 31 11
774 I Wanna Hold Your Hand, But My Arms Are Too Short?" Seems wordy 1.4138 0.05881 116 77 30 9
775 The day rock-music was born 1.4138 0.05485 116 74 36 6
776 I thought we all agreed no pyro. 1.4138 0.05752 116 76 32 8
777 Gentlemen, it’s been a fucking honor. Goodnight mesozoic Cleveland! 1.4132 0.05829 121 81 30 10
778 We better wrap this up, they are starting to throw things! 1.4128 0.06545 109 76 21 12
779 I don't care what lizards say. Rock and roll is here to stay. 1.4128 0.06003 109 72 29 8
780 " The creationists are not going to like this. 1.4128 0.05562 109 69 35 5
781 Why dinorock never caught on. 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
782 Let's skip ahead to the encore. 1.4124 0.06175 97 63 28 6
783 Tough crowd. 1.4123 0.06080 114 77 27 10
784 The origin of "Great Balls of Fire". 1.4123 0.05951 114 76 29 9
785 We should speed up the tempo and scratch the last two verses. 1.4122 0.05667 148 104 27 17
786 Do you guys know "The End of the World As We Know It"? 1.4118 0.05897 119 80 29 10
787 I think this may be our last set. 1.4118 0.05470 136 91 34 11
788 I'd like to revisit the idea of a farewell tour. 1.4118 0.05522 119 77 35 7
789 Fred, is this what they mean by One-Hit-Wonder? 1.4118 0.05775 119 79 31 9
790 Well, I guess this gig is up! 1.4112 0.06078 107 71 28 8
791 We are cooking tonight! 1.4112 0.06362 107 73 24 10
792 I can’t escape the fear that this will be used to prove that humans and dinosaurs were alive at the same time. 1.4111 0.07223 90 63 17 10
793 Didn't I say that naming the band Chicken Little was just asking for trouble? 1.4103 0.05966 117 79 28 10
794 Who hired a pyrotechnic team? 1.4103 0.05841 117 78 30 9
795 Nah, let’s do the encore. 1.4100 0.06371 100 67 25 8
796 We should probably name the band before it’s too late. 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
797 Let's play "It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)." 1.4097 0.05524 144 99 31 14
798 So, do you feel like, "Here Come the Night" or "Light My Fire"? 1.4097 0.05345 144 97 35 12
799 Wow! Eddie, your pyrotechnics team is really stepping up their game! 1.4095 0.06006 105 69 29 7
800 Maybe we should just skip to the chorus. 1.4095 0.05852 105 68 31 6
801 May be the fault is in the stars and not ourselves! 1.4095 0.06447 105 72 23 10
802 Well, it seems like we won't need to rent the smoke machine after all! 1.4091 0.06098 110 74 27 9
803 Keep playing. It's just another liberal hoax. 1.4091 0.06496 110 77 21 12
804 Then we close with "Come on Baby, Light My Fire." 1.4091 0.06098 110 74 27 9
805 Asteroids?! Fake news! 1.4082 0.06778 98 68 20 10
806 And tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 64,999,999 BCE 1.4077 0.06050 130 92 23 15
807 Hey! Think I have a better name: Bill Haley and The Meteors. 1.4074 0.06314 108 74 24 10
808 : 1,2,123, It’s the end of the world as we know it 1.4074 0.06314 108 74 24 10
809 I'm not sure that's the type of rock the crowd expected... 1.4074 0.06450 108 75 22 11
810 Oh for the good ol' days when we got pelted with ladies' underwear." 1.4071 0.06365 113 79 22 12
811 I don't know, guys. Where do you see us in five years? 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
812 I told you our farewell tour would be world-shaking. 1.4068 0.05925 118 80 28 10
813 I think with practice we could have a meteoric rise in the charts, but I could be dead wrong. 1.4068 0.05802 118 79 30 9
814 I know I was singing “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me”, but this was not what I had in mind… 1.4068 0.06046 118 81 26 11
815 Rex, can you up the tempo just a bit? 1.4068 0.05547 118 77 34 7
816 Bill Haley song may have been a bad idea. 1.4065 0.05270 123 79 38 6
817 I know this looks catastrophic, but hey - at least we won't have to play "Mustang Sally" or "Brown-Eyed Girl" ever again. 1.4062 0.05810 128 88 28 12
818 Don't worry,it won't land anywhere near us. We're playing soft rock. 1.4060 0.05233 133 87 38 8
819 And that oughta do it. 1.4058 0.05308 138 92 36 10
820 When they said we were the warm-up band, I didn’t know they meant this warm. 1.4057 0.05962 106 70 29 7
821 "I remember when rock was young." 1.4056 0.05722 143 101 26 16
822 I'm thinking our gig in Cancun is looking doubtful 1.4054 0.06447 111 78 21 12
823 Let's make it good; this may be our last live performance. 1.4054 0.05918 111 74 29 8
824 We did promise them this would be a smash hit 1.4054 0.06447 111 78 21 12
825 I guess this is as good a time as any to let you know I'm quitting the band to pursue my solo career 1.4052 0.05608 116 76 33 7
826 Well, there goes our record deal. 1.4052 0.06120 116 80 25 11
827 I think we should call it a wrap. 1.4048 0.05654 126 85 31 10
828 Let's announce the last dance. 1.4048 0.06190 126 90 21 15
829 Oh god; were we out of tune? 1.4045 0.07447 89 64 14 11
830 Ok,lets play "wipeout". 1.4044 0.05461 136 92 33 11
831 This wasn’t the big hit I was hoping for. 1.4044 0.05657 136 94 29 13
832 I don't think we need to rehearse any more. 1.4038 0.04879 156 103 43 10
833 Looks like a short set. 1.4038 0.05719 104 67 32 5
834 Oh wow, they’ll be talking about this for eons. 1.4031 0.05877 129 90 26 13
835 Goodness gracious great balls of fire,” We’ll pull that from our song list.” 1.4031 0.05337 129 85 36 8
836 Regrettably, I don’t believe we have time for “Free Bird.” 1.4029 0.05659 139 97 28 14
837 Pick up the tempo,boys! 1.4022 0.06194 92 60 27 5
838 Well I guess this is as good a time as any- Brian, you’re out of the band. 1.4021 0.06331 97 65 25 7
839 I think it's time we really evolve as a group 1.4020 0.06115 102 68 27 7
840 Should we call it the goodbye tour? 1.4020 0.06115 102 68 27 7
841 Last tune is a banger 1.4020 0.06574 102 71 21 10
842 Remember, Rock and Roll will never die. 1.4019 0.06753 107 77 17 13
843 How about we open with "Great Balls of Fire?" 1.4019 0.06621 107 76 19 12
844 I thought we couldn't afford a light show. 1.4019 0.05767 107 70 31 6
845 And you said, "It's not too late to get the band back together. 1.4019 0.05767 107 70 31 6
846 Double time! 1.4019 0.06349 107 74 23 10
847 Looks like the critics were right about us being a one-hit wonder 1.4018 0.05737 112 74 31 7
848 Forget the forecast, this is the best gig we've had in 15 million years. 1.4018 0.05450 112 72 35 5
849 Let’s party like it’s 10 million 99 B.C. 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
850 Nothing can stop us now! 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
851 It’s not the end of the world, but I think my arms are too short to play the guitar. 1.4000 0.06356 100 68 24 8
852 This is our last Extinction Event, fellas. After this, it's back to weddings and bar mitzvahs. 1.4000 0.06243 95 63 26 6
853 Looks like we better cut to our big finish. 1.4000 0.05805 110 73 30 7
854 I’m calling this “The times, they are a chang’in” 1.4000 0.05659 110 72 32 6
855 We have to get a new Pyro tech. This one is a going to ruin our timing. 1.4000 0.06759 95 66 20 9
856 Ok, now for a really big finale! 1.4000 0.05632 130 89 30 11
857 Looks like our meteoric rise to fame may be coming to an end. 1.4000 0.06759 95 66 20 9
858 Well, this looks like a wrap. 1.4000 0.05860 100 65 30 5
859 There's no need to go over it again. 1.4000 0.06667 100 70 20 10
860 The ONE time I get to sing lead 1.4000 0.06243 95 63 26 6
861 I guess our parents were right that there’s no future in music 1.4000 0.06736 85 57 22 6
862 That bad, huh? 1.4000 0.05873 95 61 30 4
863 Let's finish up with Great Balls of Fire! 1.3983 0.06270 118 84 21 13
864 Bummer, but we'll say it first: rock is dead. 1.3983 0.06270 118 84 21 13
865 Lets end it with a bang! 1.3982 0.05968 113 77 27 9
866 The sound guy says we have a hard stop at 66,000,000 BC. 1.3982 0.06099 113 78 25 10
867 If this is "the end of the world as we know it" I sure don't feel fine. 1.3982 0.06227 113 79 23 11
868 I thought we agreed NOT to go with the pyrotechnics?! 1.3982 0.05968 113 77 27 9
869 Quick! 1812 Overture! 1.3981 0.06162 108 74 25 9
870 Time for one more? 1.3981 0.05577 103 66 33 4
871 Take it from the middle. 1.3978 0.06512 93 63 23 7
872 Again, in the year 2525... 1.3964 0.05904 111 75 28 8
873 Yeah Terry, but if we DON’T play then the asteroid wins 1.3962 0.06242 106 73 24 9
874 It's the end of the world as we know it, it's the end of the world as we know it... 1.3960 0.06306 101 69 24 8
875 Let’s be honest, we’re lucky we made it this far in the business. 1.3960 0.06147 101 68 26 7
876 I guess this is what they mean by "hard rock" 1.3960 0.06147 101 68 26 7
877 How about: "We didn't start the fire" 1.3958 0.07021 96 69 16 11
878 Hey Larry, looks we are going to have to cut your keyboard solo short. 1.3958 0.06012 96 63 28 5
879 I’d say this is the moment for death metal. 1.3955 0.05506 134 92 31 11
880 Well, my arms weren't long enough for this anyways. 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
881 What do you mean the band name T-Rex is already taken? 1.3952 0.05930 124 87 25 12
882 At least we won't have to play an encore. 1.3950 0.05497 119 79 33 7
883 Relax! Our lead singer is late again, but it's not the end of the world. 1.3950 0.05497 119 79 33 7
884 This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die 1.3947 0.05926 114 78 27 9
885 Let’s rock this place with “Great Balls of Fire!” 1.3945 0.05976 109 74 27 8
886 And they said rock and roll would never die. 1.3942 0.05703 104 68 31 5
887 I guess this is our farewell concert. 1.3942 0.05007 137 90 40 7
888 I’m worried the live music scene is facing extinction 1.3939 0.06551 99 69 21 9
889 What do you guys think THAT pyrotechnic is gonna cost us? 1.3939 0.06061 99 66 27 6
890 I dont believe in extinction. Lets keep playing. 1.3939 0.06392 99 68 23 8
891 Looks like the gig's up 1.3937 0.05718 127 88 28 11
892 I guess this makes us the last of the prehistoric hard rockers. 1.3936 0.06456 94 64 23 7
893 Whatever happened to just throwing tomatoes? 1.3936 0.06456 94 64 23 7
894 Get the rim shot ready, Bob. 1.3933 0.05897 89 57 29 3
895 The asteroid drop isn’t supposed to come until after the chorus! 1.3932 0.05688 117 79 30 8
896 I guess that's what they call Rock of All Ages... 1.3929 0.05434 112 73 34 5
897 This’ll be remembered as the performance of a lifetime! 1.3929 0.06111 84 54 27 3
898 Looks like the pizza has arrived ... 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
899 Ok, ‘Nearer, My God, to Thee’…and a one, and a two… 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
900 Oh oh....looks like the future may belong to the cockroaches and the beetles.... 1.3925 0.06335 107 75 22 10
901 Fake news. 1.3922 0.05601 102 66 32 4
902 No, Larry! Practice is over when I say it’s over. 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
903 Fellas, we're gonna need to re-boot as the Byrds." 1.3918 0.06481 97 67 22 8
904 Looks like the future's going to belong to The Byrds. 1.3917 0.05833 120 83 27 10
905 Come on, there'll be other battle of the bands, it's not the end of the world! 1.3913 0.05481 115 76 33 6
906 I think we're done rehearsing. 1.3908 0.06811 87 60 20 7
907 For our next and final number, we will play "Nearer, My God, to Thee." 1.3908 0.07005 87 61 18 8
908 It’s maybe not the best time to bring this up, but I think I left the van unlocked. 1.3908 0.06407 87 58 24 5
909 Don’t worry. Q said the whole meteor thing is liberal fake news. 1.3908 0.07377 87 63 14 10
910 How does it feel to be on your own with no direction home, like a rolling- OH SHIT LOOK OUT! 1.3908 0.07005 87 61 18 8
911 Let's play the shorter version this time. 1.3905 0.06274 105 73 23 9
912 I knew we shouldn’t have come back for an encore 1.3902 0.05244 123 81 36 6
913 I’m gonna call this one…Great Balls of Fire. 1.3900 0.06801 100 72 17 11
914 I think it's looking more like we will be a Doom Metal band. 1.3900 0.05842 100 66 29 5
915 The Grateful Dead ? Why would we call ourselves that ? 1.3894 0.05954 113 78 26 9
916 Well Bob, it’s now or never to play your new song. 1.3893 0.05262 131 88 35 8
917 Does this mean our World Tour is cancelled? 1.3893 0.04915 131 85 41 5
918 I hope it's soft rock. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
919 Looks like we'll be just another one hit wonder. 1.3889 0.05631 126 87 29 10
920 Uptempo, guys! 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
921 I told you Mass Extinction Event was a stupid name for a band 1.3889 0.06687 108 79 16 13
922 I think this should be our last song. 1.3885 0.05055 139 93 38 8
923 There go our fifteen minutes. 1.3884 0.05551 121 82 31 8
924 Our set is over 1.3884 0.05551 121 82 31 8
925 I have a feeling we’re not getting an encore. 1.3884 0.05674 121 83 29 9
926 Nothing’s gonna stop us now? 1.3883 0.06358 103 72 22 9
927 It's only Jeff Bezos showing off again. 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
928 I think someone just requested Great Balls of Fire 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
929 I am guessing it’s last call. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
930 So tonight we better party like it’s 59.9999 million BC. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
931 I see it, I’m just more worried about the lack of evolution in our sound. 1.3878 0.05916 98 65 28 5
932 Wrap it up, NOW! 1.3878 0.05916 98 65 28 5
933 Let's name the band The Extinction. 1.3871 0.05457 124 84 32 8
934 Folks, we’ll be back after a brief break of about 66 million years. 1.3868 0.06226 106 74 23 9
935 Nope, guys, keep playing. We're going to be just as famous as that stupid Titanic band. 1.3866 0.05737 119 82 28 9
936 I have a sick feeling that we may have overdone the pyrotechnics. 1.3864 0.05655 132 93 27 12
937 Okay. One last time. From the top! ‘We didn’t start the fire…’ 1.3861 0.06288 101 70 23 8
938 I’ve got it! Let’s call ourselves “The Comets”! 1.3860 0.06293 114 82 20 12
939 Quick, on 4: It’s the end of the world as we know it … 1.3858 0.05706 127 89 27 11
940 Pick up the tempo, this is our finale. 1.3854 0.06517 96 67 21 8
941 Anyone know “Eve of Destruction”? 1.3854 0.05992 96 64 27 5
942 I miss it when they just threw bras. 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
943 Looks like we better move up our tour dates. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
944 Hard Rock’s Greatest Hits: The Fossil Record 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
945 I think it’s a sign we should take that offer from Bill Haley. 1.3851 0.05121 148 102 35 11
946 This will be our biggest hit. 1.3846 0.05543 117 79 31 7
947 Play on! I saw on Facebook, it's a hoax. 1.3846 0.06770 91 64 19 8
948 Let's skip to the fast part. 1.3839 0.06245 112 80 21 11
949 I hate to break it to you now but this is my last gig. I have a big opportunity in fossil fuels. 1.3839 0.05707 112 76 29 7
950 Really, we’re ending on this one? 1.3839 0.06245 112 80 21 11
951 Wtf. Our rider specifically said no pyrotechnics 1.3839 0.05846 112 77 27 8
952 I thought we agreed that we can't afford pyrotechnics. 1.3838 0.06210 99 68 24 7
953 Thankfully the classics never go extinct. 1.3838 0.06042 99 67 26 6
954 We're gonna keep practicing this number until we get it right. Even if we have to stay here till the end of time. 1.3838 0.05690 99 65 30 4
955 I thought we agreed on no pyrotechnics? 1.3833 0.05939 120 85 24 11
956 Did we sign a long term contract? 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
957 This could be the biggest hit of all time. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
958 Let's skip the finale and go right to the encore. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
959 I don’t care if it’s the end of the world! I’m not playing in a band called T-Rocks. 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
960 Flaming rock of doom. Hey, that’s a great name for the band! 1.3827 0.07364 81 58 15 8
961 Big crescendo now, guys. 1.3826 0.06487 115 85 16 14
962 Looks like we've got enough time for a short set." 1.3826 0.05738 115 79 28 8
963 Great set. But I still think we need a few pyrotechnics. 1.3826 0.05604 115 78 30 7
964 ok, guys let's skip directly to "Great balls of fire" 1.3826 0.06124 115 82 22 11
965 We were never going to get signed anyway 1.3826 0.05738 115 79 28 8
966 Nice one, Jerry Lee. 1.3824 0.05919 102 69 27 6
967 I think we should open with the encore. 1.3821 0.05599 123 85 29 9
968 Well, that's a wrap, folks! 1.3818 0.05916 110 76 26 8
969 And for our final number, a tune made famous by Jerry Lee Lewis... 1.3818 0.06055 110 77 24 9
970 Do you guys think we have time for an encore? 1.3817 0.05468 131 91 30 10
971 This is our last show. Play like there's no tomorrow. 1.3817 0.05468 131 91 30 10
972 Great balls of fire,unplugged. 1.3814 0.06462 97 68 21 8
973 Did someone request "Great Balls of Fire?" 1.3814 0.06626 97 69 19 9
974 Anyway, this one's called 'Ragnarok 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
975 Better play like there's no tomorrow! 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
976 Looks like this will be our last set. 1.3810 0.05642 105 70 30 5
977 Looks like our tour is cancelled. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
978 Keep playing…we won’t feel the blast for at least 10 seconds. 1.3805 0.05804 113 78 27 8
979 The Tyrannosaurus Wrecks had a meteoric rise before their meteoric fall 1.3804 0.07387 92 69 11 12
980 Encore? Really? 1.3804 0.07224 92 68 13 11
981 I HATE TO TELL YOU GUYS THIS ... BUT THE BAND'S BREAKING UP!!! 1.3804 0.06885 92 66 17 9
982 And now for our finale 1.3804 0.06152 92 62 25 5
983 Looks like we’re getting voted off the planet. 1.3804 0.06343 92 63 23 6
984 I didn’t mean party like its the end of the world literally.. 1.3804 0.05751 92 60 29 3
985 ♪♪ And on three...It's the End of the World as We Know It 1.3802 0.05411 121 82 32 7
986 Looks like no encore… 1.3802 0.05015 121 79 38 4
987 I think we're finally ready to tour. 1.3800 0.06479 100 71 20 9
988 Hey are you sure that was just Weed? 1.3797 0.06319 79 52 24 3
989 Mom said "No good would come of this" 1.3796 0.06131 108 76 23 9
990 Oh look, a rock! Let's roll. 1.3796 0.05842 108 74 27 7
991 That's it, we're extinct. But at least our songs will live on Classic Rock stations forever! 1.3793 0.06983 87 62 17 8
992 Well guys, I think that’s a wrap. 1.3793 0.06789 87 61 19 7
993 You know, they're still going to blame Yoko for breaking us up. 1.3789 0.06020 95 64 26 5
994 Our next song is ‘Another One Bites the Dust’. 1.3789 0.06203 95 65 24 6
995 I think it's time we just release the album. 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
996 Hey guys, looks like we're. about to lose our audience 1.3786 0.05708 103 69 29 5
997 Why are you pitching it as a "farewell" tour? 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
998 I think our tour is being cut short. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
999 This is gonna be a smash hit. 1.3782 0.05846 119 84 25 10
1000 Did you order special effects? 1.3778 0.05823 90 59 28 3
1001 Rock 'n' Roll is Dead they say. 1.3776 0.06241 98 68 23 7
1002 And finally,we play "It's Now or Never" 1.3776 0.05526 98 64 31 3
1003 I just feel like the hook on this one should go Goodness Gracious, something... something... something... 1.3776 0.06570 98 70 19 9
1004 'Goodness gracious' ... 'goodness gracious' ... .Don't worry, it'll come to me. 1.3776 0.05713 98 65 29 4
1005 That's the last time we cover ABBA 1.3776 0.06071 98 67 25 6
1006 For those about to experience mass extinction, we salute you. 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
1007 I think we should go straight to the encore. 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
1008 So much for predictions of meteoric rise! 1.3772 0.06026 114 81 23 10
1009 Looks like we’re going out with a bang 🦖 1.3772 0.05487 114 77 31 6
1010 That was TODAY? 1.3772 0.06279 114 83 19 12
1011 No excuses Rex. All of us have just 3 fingers. 1.3766 0.07404 77 55 15 7
1012 Well that confirms it. We’re one hit wonders. 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
1013 That's our cue. 1.3763 0.06288 93 64 23 6
1014 OK. Cue vocals for the finale. 1.3762 0.06426 101 72 20 9
1015 Guys, can we pick up the tempo? 1.3762 0.05946 101 69 26 6
1016 Hey! I finally thought of a band name. The Extinctions! 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1017 Guys, I think this is going to be our last song. 1.3761 0.06222 109 78 21 10
1018 Are we hot or what!? 1.3761 0.05787 117 82 26 9
1019 Let’s pretend we’re in the band on the Titanic 1.3760 0.05037 125 83 37 5
1020 Camon guys, tonight let's play like there's no tomorrow. 1.3759 0.04986 141 96 37 8
1021 Are we recording this? 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
1022 We can skip the encore." "I still think Bill Haley and the Comets is a great name for our band." 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1023 Oh, I don't know....maybe "Bill Haley and the Asteroids?" 1.3750 0.06985 96 71 14 11
1024 Something tells me, this is a wrap. 1.3750 0.05547 112 76 30 6
1025 Great balls of fire has a great ring to it. 1.3750 0.06985 96 71 14 11
1026 I TOLD you we were gonna bomb! 1.3750 0.06326 96 67 22 7
1027 Seismic Retrofit" is such a cool name for our band 1.3750 0.05683 120 84 27 9
1028 We should have listened to the science... 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
1029 Did you just say to finish the set or that our finish is set? 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1030 I think we should remove “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” from our set. 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1031 The show may not go on 1.3750 0.06975 80 56 18 6
1032 Laaaaast caaaaall. 1.3750 0.06506 80 54 22 4
1033 Finally some good lighting. 1.3750 0.06975 80 56 18 6
1034 Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction!" 1.3739 0.05983 115 82 23 10
1035 You guys remember “Eve of Destruction “? 1.3739 0.06232 115 84 19 12
1036 I think that this may be our last engagement! 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
1037 I guess comet-change is real after all. 1.3736 0.06748 91 65 18 8
1038 Time for our last set. 1.3736 0.06376 91 63 22 6
1039 I told you not to call us rockstars. 1.3736 0.06748 91 65 18 8
1040 If you’re so smart, Jerry Lee, you write the next lyric. 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
1041 Let's play amazing grace. 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
1042 We'd better pick up the tempo. 1.3730 0.05006 126 84 37 5
1043 Turns out calling us “The Extinct” was right on point. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
1044 So no reunion tour? 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
1045 So what if we skip practice today-what is it, the end of the world? 1.3725 0.06671 102 75 16 11
1046 They said to just keep playing. Maybe we get to go after the women and children. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1047 This isn't the meteoric rise to fame I imagined.... 1.3723 0.06047 94 64 25 5
1048 Ominous, but a great album cover. 1.3721 0.05975 86 57 26 3
1049 We did say it was a rock concert… 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
1050 Thanks for having us, this is our last song. 1.3718 0.05802 78 50 27 1
1051 But we just got live music back after that Mammal pandemic! 1.3717 0.05213 113 75 34 4
1052 I just feel like we’re becoming less relevant. 1.3714 0.06385 105 76 19 10
1053 My agent tells me our career is toast unless we can make this performance end with a bang. 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
1054 It’s a hoax. It said so on Facebook. 1.3711 0.06767 97 71 16 10
1055 I don't think we should call ourselves a ''hot rock band'. 1.3711 0.06273 97 68 22 7
1056 Alright everyone, last song. 1.3710 0.05664 124 88 26 10
1057 I will love you til the stars fall from the … run!! 1.3708 0.06267 89 61 23 5
1058 We won't be remembered for our art, I fear. 1.3708 0.06267 89 61 23 5
1059 This is going to be a hit. I can feel it in the air tonight. 1.3708 0.06468 89 62 21 6
1060 The request is for Great Balls Of Fire in the key of G. 1.3707 0.05812 116 82 25 9
1061 I've got the extinction blues. 1.3704 0.05673 108 74 28 6
1062 Extinction tour it is. 1.3704 0.05943 81 53 26 2
1063 You can say goodbye to rock and roll forever!" 1.3704 0.05943 81 53 26 2
1064 I just find your dystopian “ice age” lyrics laughably unrealistic. 1.3704 0.06904 81 57 18 6
1065 Our fossil record will make us famous. 1.3704 0.07124 81 58 16 7
1066 I just heard we have five more minutes! 1.3704 0.06390 108 79 18 11
1067 There's never a good time for this, but I'm leaving the band and going solo. 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1068 That reminds me - should we add "Great Balls of Fire" to our set list? 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1069 You guys know a requiem? 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1070 I don’t think we need to warm up. 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1071 I don’t think we’ll be remembered for our music. 1.3699 0.07169 73 51 17 5
1072 Dino, Desi, and Billy - The Farewell Tour 1.3697 0.05830 119 85 24 10
1073 I hope we come back as Beatles. 1.3696 0.05929 92 62 26 4
1074 Damn and I just got my booster shot. 1.3696 0.06687 92 66 18 8
1075 No, it's not part of the set. 1.3694 0.05419 111 75 31 5
1076 That's our cue - lets do the finale ! 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
1077 Who ordered the pizza? 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
1078 Bummer! Just when we've invented rock 'n' roll! 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
1079 You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain Too much love drives a reptile insane You broke my will, but what a thrill GOODNESS GRACIOUS, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE! 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
1080 I think we can skip the encore. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
1081 We're going to rock this world!!! 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
1082 You didn't ground the amp, did you? 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
1083 Fella's I'm glad we decided to rent our instruments rather than buy them. 1.3684 0.05996 95 65 25 5
1084 ‘Nearer My God to Thee’ in D? 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
1085 This could be a very short set. 1.3684 0.05609 114 79 28 7
1086 OK fellas. Lets really rock this ending. 1.3684 0.05996 95 65 25 5
1087 Our next number will be in response to a special audience request for Jerry Lee Lewis's "Great Balls of Fire." 1.3684 0.06263 114 84 18 12
1088 Goodness, gracious. Great balls of fire!! Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma 1.3679 0.06190 106 76 21 9
1089 So, do you think our music will stand the test of time? 1.3679 0.05580 106 72 29 5
1090 Let’s play this last one like we have thumbs! 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
1091 Hurry it up. Our set ends in 2 minutes. 1.3678 0.06764 87 62 18 7
1092 Ok,so maybe one disco song wouldn’t have killed us. 1.3678 0.05691 87 57 28 2
1093 I don't care. It will be one hell of a finale!! 1.3675 0.05374 117 80 31 6
1094 Let’s try it in B flat. 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1095 Okay, looks like last call, folks. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1096 I guess this will be the farewell tour… 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1097 Don't worry, it's just an Amazon delivery. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1098 Party like it's 65,000,001 B.C.! 1.3671 0.07246 79 57 15 7
1099 This is gonna be a huge hit. I can just feel it. 1.3671 0.06783 79 55 19 5
1100 At least you have your teaching degree to fall back on Phil, what are we going to do? 1.3671 0.07019 79 56 17 6
1101 I think now is good time to start working on some of the drummer's song ideas. 1.3670 0.05478 109 74 30 5
1102 Our final song for the evening will be 'Last Dance.' 1.3667 0.05790 120 86 24 10
1103 OK, Take five ... hundred million years. 1.3663 0.06089 101 71 23 7
1104 First, Keith Richards doesn't show up for rehearsal and now this. 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
1105 I told you the light show was a bad idea!” 1.3659 0.06379 82 56 22 4
1106 Any chance that's just the stage lights? 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
1107 Ready? Light My Fire from the top! 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
1108 Oh no! This one was for our Climate Change Fund-raiser 1.3659 0.07466 82 61 12 9
1109 I thing I know how this song ends. 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
1110 Something tells me this tune is gonna be a big hit! 1.3656 0.05677 93 62 28 3
1111 This next one is for paleontologists. 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
1112 More cowbell! 1.3654 0.05965 104 73 24 7
1113 Well, at least we'll be famous ... 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
1114 Ladies and gentlemen, you've been a great audience. We're now going to take a 65 million year intermission. 1.3652 0.05966 115 83 22 10
1115 Okay, and now for the big finish! 1.3647 0.06449 85 59 21 5
1116 Personally, I’d prefer to fade away. 1.3647 0.06228 85 58 23 4
1117 Well, there goes the band 1.3647 0.06663 85 60 19 6
1118 I dunno, Mick, “Rolling Stones” has a good ring to it, but I’m telling you, “Flaming Asteroid” is really gonna kill! 1.3647 0.06449 85 59 21 5
1119 Do you think our music will ever be extinct? Nah, Rock On! 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1120 Something tells me this will be our last farewell tour." 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
1121 I think we are ready for the Death Jam. 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
1122 That's it! That's the logo for our Farewell Tour. 1.3644 0.05978 118 86 21 11
1123 Why did you switch to B flat? 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
1124 To-night I'm gonna party like it's 66 million B.C. 1.3636 0.06892 88 64 16 8
1125 There won’t be an encore this time! 1.3636 0.05824 99 68 26 5
1126 There goes our meteoric rise…. 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
1127 Maybe we scrap the encore? 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1128 The Mammals don't even HAVE a band. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1129 I told you “The Comets” was bad luck. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1130 Um, fellas, I think this will be our last set. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1131 Do we know anything in the key of Extinction? 1.3636 0.06087 88 60 24 4
1132 It's been an honor, gentlemen 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
1133 Guys, I’m not really feeling fine… 1.3636 0.05641 88 58 28 2
1134 It's just that Jeff Bezos guy playing rocket man again 1.3636 0.06700 88 63 18 7
1135 Man, could the Progressive Rock metaphor be more spot on? 1.3636 0.06298 88 61 22 5
1136 A shooting star! It’s good luck for the band! 1.3636 0.06700 88 63 18 7
1137 And now, for our big ending.... 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
1138 Better to burn out than to fade away, right guys? 1.3628 0.06037 113 82 21 10
1139 Let's do our cover of 'It's the End of the World as We Know It.' 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
1140 I don’t believe we’ll have time for our encore. 1.3627 0.05358 102 68 31 3
1141 At the end of the song, smash your instruments. 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
1142 Which one of you is Bill Haley? 1.3626 0.06156 91 63 23 5
1143 Come on guys, it’s just an asteroid. We’ve got a gig tomorrow. 1.3626 0.05745 91 61 27 3
1144 That's the last request for the evening!!! 1.3626 0.06156 91 63 23 5
1145 Come on guys, let's play like it's our last night on earth! 1.3626 0.06540 91 65 19 7
1146 At least we’ll go out with a bang! 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
1147 Kids these days say rock ‘n’ roll is only for dinosaurs. 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
1148 It's the End of the World as We Know It," on three... Ready 1.3621 0.05923 116 84 22 10
1149 Damn! Just when we learned our fourth chord. 1.3619 0.05600 105 72 28 5
1150 Maybe we should switch to hard rock? 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1151 I hate to say it. But now I'm pretty sure we'll be a one-hit wonder. 1.3619 0.05600 105 72 28 5
1152 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie 1.3619 0.06366 105 77 18 10
1153 I guess we could call ourselves Bill Haley's Comet. 1.3619 0.06220 105 76 20 9
1154 Well, we'll be vinyl SOMEday. 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1155 Maybe it wasn’t such a great time to get the band back together. 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
1156 Now that I think about it, maybe covering "It's the End of the World as We Know It" was not the best idea. 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
1157 This looks like our last set. Let's make it one for the history books! 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
1158 I told you guys that going disco would not end well. 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
1159 Let's make this our finale. 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
1160 OK boys, time for our "Extinction Blues". 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
1161 Someday we will be extinct,but our music will live on. 1.3617 0.06739 94 69 16 9
1162 So we re-group and call ourselves The Byrds. 1.3614 0.07187 83 61 14 8
1163 Live and let die-nosaur 1.3614 0.05833 83 55 26 2
1164 It's the Final Countdown! 1.3614 0.06317 83 57 22 4
1165 That's got to be a good omen, right? 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
1166 We just need one great hit. 1.3614 0.07187 83 61 14 8
1167 Let’s make this our last song for tonight. 1.3611 0.05497 108 74 29 5
1168 The original "one hit wonders"! 1.3611 0.05652 108 75 27 6
1169 It’s the end of the world as we know it,” on three 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
1170 Let’s call it Unfinished Melody. 1.3608 0.06075 97 68 23 6
1171 Should we continue to entertain the audience to keep them calm? 1.3608 0.05711 97 66 27 4
1172 I won't let the sun go down on me, I won't let the sun go ...oh fuck it. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
1173 What a great song. We’ll still be singing it in a hundred years 1.3608 0.05896 97 67 25 5
1174 I’m not crazy about the ending. 1.3607 0.05943 122 90 20 12
1175 One more song! 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
1176 We all know it - right? 1 and 2 and 3! Come on, baby … light my fire! 1.3605 0.06802 86 62 17 7
1177 Ok! Which one of you ate our singer? 1.3605 0.07001 86 63 15 8
1178 Phewph, I was dreading telling them I was gonna leave the band. 1.3605 0.06802 86 62 17 7
1179 It'll be a graveyard smash! 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
1180 Okay guys, let’s hit “Goodness gracious, Great Balls o’ fire,” and then close with “It’s the End of the World As We Know It (and I Feel Fine).” 1.3605 0.06802 86 62 17 7
1181 We're too old for this. 1.3605 0.05944 86 58 25 3
1182 I'm guessing no encore... 1.3604 0.05694 111 78 26 7
1183 Did one of you order pyrotechnics? 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
1184 This may be a good time to tell you I'm going solo. 1.3600 0.07011 75 53 17 5
1185 As long as we play,'Rock & Roll Can Never Die,' we'll be fine. 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
1186 They’ve been saying rock’n’roll is dead for a while now. 1.3596 0.06032 89 61 24 4
1187 I think we have time for one more song. 1.3596 0.06636 89 64 18 7
1188 It’s better to burn out than fade away 1.3596 0.06032 89 61 24 4
1189 When it comes to Rock and Roll, I think we are the only band older than the Rolling Stones. 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
1190 Well, we'll always have the Cretaceous. 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
1191 Just our luck,we finally get our act together in time for an extinction event. 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
1192 ‘I see we’re getting the light so we’re going to wrap this up’ 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
1193 Okay, who ordered the large pizza with flames? 1.3590 0.06573 78 54 20 4
1194 The contract did say we were opening for The Mammals. 1.3590 0.06573 78 54 20 4
1195 The true beginning of rock and roll. 1.3590 0.06822 78 55 18 5
1196 And now for our final hit… 1.3587 0.06481 92 66 19 7
1197 Quick! Play "The Final Countdown"! 1.3587 0.06101 92 64 23 5
1198 Play Stairway to Heaven 1.3587 0.06839 92 68 15 9
1199 Let's not go with the ten minute drum solo 1.3587 0.06294 92 65 21 6
1200 Should we play Great Balls of Fire now? 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
1201 This may be our last encore for awhile. 1.3583 0.05265 120 83 31 6
1202 Our next hit is imminent! 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
1203 Let's cover the Stones: "This could be last time, This could be the last time, May be the last time, I don't know..." 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1204 I guess we won't be at Woodstock. 1.3579 0.05378 95 63 30 2
1205 Unfinished Symphony- extremely fast. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1206 Let's up the tempo. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1207 Wow! We’re just like those musicians on the Titanic. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1208 Dance like nobody's watching, and play like there's no tomorrow. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1209 Guys, I think we are going to be a One-Hit-Wonder 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1210 I don't care if it is the end of the world, Larry, we're not playing 'Free Bird.' 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1211 Sorry, but we're going to have to skip the drum solo. 1.3578 0.05759 109 77 25 7
1212 We might want to pick up the tempo. 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
1213 Dude, just finish the song! It’s probably not a big deal. 1.3571 0.07114 84 62 14 8
1214 This could be our last gig; I think we’ll go out with a bang though. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1215 There goes our meteoric rise to fame. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1216 What rhymes with extinction? 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
1217 Well I think it's a good omen for our concert. 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
1218 We should’ve fired that pyrotechnic guy! 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
1219 So...uptempo? 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
1220 Whatever happened to constructive criticism? 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
1221 Oh great, just when we finally figured out what these weird little appendages are for. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
1222 No encore tonight, guys. Just play the Stones’ “It’s All Over Now.” 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
1223 I thought we said no light show. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
1224 Listen, if we could play through all the heckling at that dive bar last week, we can play through this. 1.3563 0.06327 87 61 21 5
1225 Looks like the gig is over. 1.3563 0.06327 87 61 21 5
1226 I didn't expect hecklers to be this bad. 1.3563 0.05890 87 59 25 3
1227 it just feels that our timing is off 1.3562 0.07133 73 52 16 5
1228 And that’s what we get for going Country. 1.3558 0.05452 104 71 29 4
1229 Do you guys know “Til the end of time” ? 1.3558 0.05943 104 74 23 7
1230 This is the end, my friend... " 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
1231 I mean, I know we're dinosaurs. But suddenly I feel like that term has a double meaning. 1.3556 0.06574 90 65 18 7
1232 I think it's about time for our grand finale... 1.3551 0.05673 107 75 26 6
1233 I think we can stop discussing whether we should become a quartet. 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
1234 Tell Mick & Keith to take it from here 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1235 Yes yes, our music is Hard Rock. Stop screaming. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1236 Anyone know “It’s the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)? 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1237 Uuuhhh……. I think we have time for one more request. 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
1238 OK, boys. Let's end this with a really big bang. 1.3544 0.06251 79 54 22 3
1239 Forget about the encore. 1.3542 0.05537 96 65 28 3
1240 Do you think we have enough time for Stairway to Heaven? 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1241 I guess God isn’t a fan. 1.3542 0.06102 96 68 22 6
1242 Oh, crap, this is gonna knock out the power for the rest of the gig. 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
1243 I can't make it next Thursday, guys. 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
1244 Don’t let the sun catch you crying. 1.3537 0.07233 82 61 13 8
1245 I think this one's going to be a big hit. 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
1246 So, he left us for Yoko, it’s not like it’s the end of the world. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1247 Here comes the Sun! Again? 1.3535 0.06471 99 73 17 9
1248 Anybody know the words to ‘ Great Balls o Fire’? 1.3535 0.06144 99 71 21 7
1249 I'm starting to feel a bit disingenuous about our distinct brand of nihilist punk rock 1.3535 0.06144 99 71 21 7
1250 Skip the encore. 1.3529 0.05145 119 82 32 5
1251 Great Balls of Fire" on 3 1.3529 0.07430 85 65 10 10
1252 At least we're the opening band. 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
1253 Looks like our 15 minutes of fame is over! 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
1254 It'll be a hit in no time. 1.3529 0.06483 102 76 16 10
1255 I mean, we are an eighties cover band, we knew it was going to end sooner or later... 1.3529 0.05512 102 70 28 4
1256 Don’t worry - it’s only one of Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s balls 1.3529 0.07773 68 50 12 6
1257 The lights and our first gig is making me a nervous Rex 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
1258 Skip to finale! 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
1259 Well, whatever that was, let's party like there's no tomorrow 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
1260 Rehearsal next week is canceled. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
1261 If we keep practicing, I predict a meteoric rise to fame! 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
1262 is the Cretaceous over already? 1.3523 0.06056 88 61 23 4
1263 C’mon Tony, you think we’ll really get discovered—out here? Not in a million years. 1.3523 0.06865 88 65 15 8
1264 Guys , no endless solos this time... 1.3523 0.06672 88 64 17 7
1265 Who called for fireworks?” 1.3521 0.06683 71 49 19 3
1266 Did you order the pyrotechnics display? 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
1267 Just when we figured out how to use these little arms. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1268 Let's do "Stairway to Heaven" one more time 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1269 Maybe we should announce last set. 1.3516 0.05270 91 60 30 1
1270 Rob, I told you no pyrotechnics- let our music speak for itself! 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1271 So our lead singer left. It’s not the end of the world, guys. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1272 Looks like we don’t have time for “Free Bird” 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1273 I don’t see a reunion tour in our future. 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
1274 Still, don’t interrupt my guitar solo. 1.3514 0.05063 111 75 33 3
1275 After extinction, the mammals will have better fingers. 1.3514 0.05527 111 78 27 6
1276 I have a feeling that we won’t need a bass player. 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
1277 Always cover songs. If we play Great Balls of Fire one more time. ,,,,I swear it'll kill me. 1.3511 0.06715 94 70 15 9
1278 Don't worry, Trump said it's going to fly right by. It isn't even going to hit the elephants or the turtle. 1.3511 0.06715 94 70 15 9
1279 Thank you, Yucatan! You've been great. And now, A Hard Rain's Gonna Fall! 1.3511 0.06365 94 68 19 7
1280 Tell me the Ark is still parked! 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
1281 We still have 30 minutes of practice. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
1282 Aren't you happy we rented this equipment? 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
1283 Tell Keith Richards we won’t be needing him tomorrow night. 1.3500 0.06723 100 76 13 11
1284 Well, that's it. Rock is dead! 1.3500 0.07138 80 59 14 7
1285 I’ve got a hot idea. Let’s call it ‘The Eve of Destruction”! 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
1286 I think we have 'The End is Near' downpat. 1.3500 0.04972 120 82 34 4
1287 Hurry!! We've got to play "Yesterday" one more time. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1288 Are we sure we want to go with "It's The End Of The World As We Know It" for the album title? 1.3494 0.06734 83 60 17 6
1289 I guess we're going out with a bang after all. 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
1290 Suddenly, The End of the World doesn't seem like such a cool name for a band. 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1291 My folks always said I’d have no future if I joined a band. 1.3494 0.06734 83 60 17 6
1292 We weren't evolving as a band anyway. 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
1293 Ixnay on the “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Oorday.” 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
1294 QUICK! The Jerry Lee Lewis tribute! 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
1295 We may have waited too long to get the band back together. 1.3488 0.06356 86 61 20 5
1296 Oer next songs "Come on baby light my fire" 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
1297 Until the end, they said. 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
1298 I fear our next record will be the fossil record. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
1299 Of course we go on. If we were the band on a sinking ship, would we just stop playing? 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
1300 I think it's time for our sound to evolve. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1301 To quote a descendant of ours, the sky is falling. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1302 Talk about bad timing. 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
1303 If it wants to join the band, then tell it we need a singer with a longer tail...... 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1304 I know I’ve said this before, but Greg, this is seriously your last chance to play on beat. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1305 I think we should close with “it’s the end of the world as we know it” 1.3482 0.05910 112 82 21 9
1306 Okay,cool,I think we have time for just one more. 1.3482 0.05338 112 78 29 5
1307 I think we're in for a big hit very soon guys...... 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1308 Should we change the band’s name to Grateful? 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1309 Maybe we should reimagine ourselves as The Birds. 1.3474 0.06654 95 71 15 9
1310 ‘This is the dawning of the Age of …’ 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
1311 Who’s in charge of the pyrotechnics? 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1312 On the bright side, we'll never record a cliché Christmas record. 1.3472 0.06897 72 51 17 4
1313 Okay, final set and last call for drinks. 1.3472 0.07443 72 53 13 6
1314 It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fiiiiiiiiiiiinnneeeeeeeeee! 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1315 Five, six, seven, AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1316 Barry McGuire's 'Eve of Destruction' - you guys know that one? 1.3467 0.06710 75 53 18 4
1317 New title: Dust in the Wind 1.3467 0.06436 75 52 20 3
1318 Seriously, no encores this time. 1.3467 0.05532 75 49 26 0
1319 I have a feelin that this song is the one that we'll be remembered for. 1.3467 0.06710 75 53 18 4
1320 Again? 1.3467 0.07472 75 56 12 7
1321 Well there goes our reunion tour. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1322 How do we like the name "The Fossils"? 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1323 I hope this doesn't affect our next gig. 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
1324 I guess we’re the headliner after all. 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
1325 All that hard work learning to make music with our short arms and now we are going to become extinct. 1.3458 0.05954 107 78 21 8
1326 I guess it’s the final count down… 1.3458 0.05954 107 78 21 8
1327 Guys…I’m gay. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
1328 Did you order the pyrotechnics? 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1329 Can anyone play the blues? 1.3457 0.07278 81 61 12 8
1330 For our last number, we're gonna go out with a bang! 1.3457 0.05869 81 55 24 2
1331 Does He think we’re that bad? 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1332 Let's play "It's the end of the world as we know it!" 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
1333 What did you mean when you said, "We're practicing for the big finale?" 1.3452 0.05987 84 58 23 3
1334 And that was the end of Rex and Roll. 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
1335 OK, 'It's the End of the World as We Know It...on 3..." 1.3452 0.06222 84 59 21 4
1336 I guess this is the best time to let you know I can’t read sheet music. 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
1337 I just thought of a great band name...The Fab Fossils. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1338 Wait, exactly how long is 'Stairway to Heaven"? 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
1339 I mean, it’s perfect for our aesthetic, but at what cost? 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
1340 Please Lord, give us a sign if we should break up the band. 1.3444 0.06917 90 68 13 9
1341 Doubletime maybe? 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
1342 Well, it looks like no one will ever understand jazz. 1.3441 0.06575 93 69 16 8
1343 What? We finally got signed by a record label? 1.3441 0.05184 93 62 30 1
1344 We were just heating up. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
1345 Last Dance? 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
1346 I suppose the Beetles will survive. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
1347 I think the mushrooms are kicking in. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
1348 Didn’t we vote “No” for pyrotechnics this show? ” 1.3441 0.05616 93 64 26 3
1349 I'm going to say the gig is up. 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
1350 They said rock music would summon the end of the world. 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1351 For our next song: Great Balls of Fire 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1352 You know what? Looks like we're gonna have to scratch that encore." 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1353 Why the f*$k did you stop playing? 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
1354 It's those damn mammals again! 1.3434 0.06605 99 75 14 10
1355 One smash hit would alter our lives 1.3434 0.05948 99 71 22 6
1356 Looks like this will be our final number. 1.3433 0.06573 67 46 19 2
1357 We're cutting your solo, Barry 1.3433 0.07228 67 48 15 4
1358 That's fast, Didn't we order pizza 5 minutes ago? 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
1359 There goes our shot at the big time. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
1360 Let’s start a death metal band you said, it’ll last longer than you think you said… 1.3431 0.05118 102 69 31 2
1361 Got the chords for "Here Comes the Sun"? 1.3429 0.06176 105 78 18 9
1362 And a 1,2 ,3; ah forget it. 1.3425 0.07610 73 55 11 7
1363 Dude, this show is goin' down in history! 1.3425 0.06534 73 51 19 3
1364 Looks like no encore tonite fellows. 1.3421 0.06367 76 53 20 3
1365 I call this next piece 'The Eve of Destruction'" 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1366 You guys know “Take The Money And Run”? 1.3421 0.07621 76 58 10 8
1367 Well, so much for our farewell tour. 1.3421 0.05822 114 84 21 9
1368 One more time. Let’s take it from “I hope I die before I get old.” 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1369 Wait…that’s not on the setlist. 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
1370 We're a rock band. We don't do 'Goodnight Irene' 1.3415 0.06309 82 58 20 4
1371 Whoa, tough crowd. 1.3415 0.06543 82 59 18 5
1372 🎶 “it’s the end of the world as we know it (and we feel fine)”🎶 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1373 OK, who requested 'Great Balls of Fire'?" 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1374 I guess sometimes it really IS too late to follow your dreams. 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
1375 Maybe calling ourselves “The Flaming Comets” wasn’t the best choice. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1376 Do you guys know, “On the Eve of Destruction”? 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
1377 And a one and a two and a one two...flee! 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1378 Well, there's the rock... I'm gonna roll 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1379 I thought they said rock ‘n’ roll would never die, 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1380 We were just warming up 1.3407 0.05682 91 63 25 3
1381 Aren’t we supposed to be the rockstars? 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1382 Let's play the Doors,"This is the end" 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1383 I think this is going to be a big hit. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1384 That's not what I meant when I wished for a meteoric rise to fame. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
1385 It's a good thing we recorded this set. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
1386 Kevin, can you play this one faster? 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1387 Keep playing, we want everybody to keep calm. 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1388 Let's take five million.... 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1389 Dude, just count us in already 1.3402 0.05461 97 67 27 3
1390 Whatta ya think? Stardust? 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1391 Is now a good time to mention that I’m going solo? 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1392 I don't know why, but let's call this next one titanic ... 1.3394 0.05249 109 76 29 4
1393 I told you that light shows and special effects can go wrong. 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
1394 I think we better go straight to the encore. 1.3393 0.05314 112 79 28 5
1395 OK guys! Let’s finish the set off with a big bang! 1.3382 0.06495 68 47 19 2
1396 We dedicate this one to Exxon! Keep on Burning! 1.3382 0.06825 68 48 17 3
1397 Goodness gracious. 1.3380 0.07491 71 53 12 6
1398 When we discussed using pyrotechnics, this isn't what I was thinking of. 1.3380 0.07491 71 53 12 6
1399 Knock knock knockin’ on Heaven’s Door… 1.3380 0.07491 71 53 12 6
1400 Audiences are tougher these days. In Vaudeville, they used a hook. 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1401 We had a good run, Mick. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
1402 It's the end of the world as we - 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
1403 This is the LAST time we open for a meteorological event. 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
1404 Song change, let's play "It's the end of the world as we know it." 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1405 Did anybody actually read the insurance riders? 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1406 Hey you never know, the Dead kept it going after they lost Jerry. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1407 I wonder why Bob skipped today’s rehearsal… 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1408 There goes the neighborhood. 1.3375 0.07103 80 60 13 7
1409 Better skip In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. 1.3375 0.06148 80 56 21 3
1410 I told you we shouldn't call the band 'The New Bill Hailey and His Comets! 1.3375 0.07323 80 61 11 8
1411 I have this feeling that someday they'll just call us old fossils! 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1412 This one is called Stairway to Heaven 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
1413 Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, could be more important than this show Sunday 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1414 One last set before we call it a day? 1.3373 0.06006 83 58 22 3
1415 Let's do one more. 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
1416 This one’s going to be a big hit, guys. 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
1417 Looks like we can cross that encore number off our playlist. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1418 I think this is it.. we're about to explode onto the scene . 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
1419 Another left-wing, radical, democrat manufactured crisis. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1420 Don’t bother showing up for sound check tomorrow guys 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
1421 Well crap! Evangelical Fundamentalists were right. This new music we invented DID lead to our destruction. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1422 Actually, I didn’t mean the song when I said “This is the final countdown”. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1423 Wait and see, Gary. I bet they use this as an excuse not to pay us 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1424 Hey,at least we didn’t bomb. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1425 The critics predicted we would have a meteoric rise. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1426 Ladies and gentlemen, after tonight's performance we will be making some major disappearances around the the globe. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1427 Let's set the mood for global destruction with a little jazz. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1428 Actually, Larry, it is the end of the world when you use a flat 9 over a dominant seventh chord and all we're trying to do is make it through the Wedding Song. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1429 You tell me over and over and over again my friend. Ah, you don’t believe we’re on the eve of destruction. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1430 '' OK guys one more time -So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye'' 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
1431 Okay, let's pick this one up to 4/4 time. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1432 Guess that's the last time we sing 'Here Comes the Sun' 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1433 When the moon hits your eyelike a big pizza pie that's amore. 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1434 I was going to call it, “Here Comes the Sun,” but maybe this is a sign —there’s a better title. 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
1435 Looks like our reunion tour is going to be canceled. 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
1436 Free Bird! 1.3368 0.06627 95 72 14 9
1437 But we're not that kind of rock band 1.3368 0.05521 95 66 26 3
1438 Anyone want us to play a song from Deep Purple's Fireball album? 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
1439 The band before time 1.3368 0.05720 95 67 24 4
1440 Screw andante, we better play this next one in allegro! 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1441 After this set, let’s take a ten-million year break. 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
1442 now we'll have to begin all over again 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1443 Bill Haley can’t be far behind 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1444 I think we better pick up the tempo, and maybe dump the final chorus. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1445 Remember dudes! Big Finish... 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1446 Told you guys we'd be a tough act to follow! 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1447 Let’s get T. Rex back together again in a few million years. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1448 I can’t explain it but I want to call this song, “Tonight I’m gonna party like it’s 66 million BCE” 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
1449 Better skip Bohemian Rhapsody, Kevin. 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
1450 I had told you not to play "Stairway to Heaven" 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
1451 Looks like someone doesn’t like our music 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1452 Let's finish the encore guys, that's no big de.... 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1453 I don't think we have time for an encore. 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
1454 Just another conspiracy theory—keep playing! 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1455 Maybe protest songs aren't enough. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1456 Dang it, guys! And just when it felt like this band was really starting to evolve. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
1457 Ok~ it’s the finale. In 3, 2, 1… 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1458 I guess this means no encore! 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
1459 Let's pick up the tempo, boys. We're going to be extinct in 30 seconds. 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
1460 Let's call our band the, uh...Flaming Meteorites. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1461 Maybe we should jump right to "Stairway to Heaven" 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1462 It might be time to jump to the coda 1.3333 0.05270 96 66 28 2
1463 Okay, let's pick up the tempo a bit. 1.3333 0.06255 72 50 20 2
1464 You're right, it is the end of the world as we know, but personally, I feel fine. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1465 The concert was timed perfectly for a meteoric rise and fall of the Tyrano Trio. 1.3333 0.05561 99 70 25 4
1466 Rock and roll will never die 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
1467 Once more, with feeling. 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
1468 It's probably a sign we should take a break. 1.3333 0.05241 90 61 28 1
1469 Let’s cal it rock! 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1470 Let's not overreact. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1471 Does this mean that the tour is canceled? 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1472 That'll rock the world. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1473 Ok from the top let’s do “We didn’t start the fire” 1.3333 0.07672 75 58 9 8
1474 It’s Bill Haley !! 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1475 I think we'd better cut the encore. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
1476 Great balls of fire, take it from the top. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1477 How about a rousing rendition of "Nearer My God To Thee". 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
1478 Well, that light means our time is up. You've been a great crowd. Remember to tip your Neanderthal. 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1479 I think we need to shorten the drum solo. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
1480 I feel like if we don't go electric, we'll be like, you know, dinosaurs. 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
1481 Okay, let’s forget that T. Rex cover song and learn something by Survivor. 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
1482 Let's do the one about the end of the world. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1483 At least we're going out with a bang. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1484 Maybe cancel culture has gone a bit too far." 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
1485 Maybe 'The Eternal Dinos' isn't the best name for our group. 1.3333 0.06941 66 47 16 3
1486 It's been an honour playing with you, Gentlemen. 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
1487 OK A A A Y That's a wrap! 1.3333 0.05095 108 75 30 3
1488 How 'bout "Goodness Gracious! Great Balls of Fire" as the title? 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
1489 Bill Dino and the original Comets. 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1490 On second thought boys, I don't think we need to work on the encore any longer 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
1491 This'll make a great album cover. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1492 Do you guys know the words to Auld Lang Syne? 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1493 We only have time for one encore. 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1494 Rock and Roll!! It will change the world!! 1.3333 0.06723 93 71 13 9
1495 All I am saying is that we should not have postponed our world tour. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1496 We’re going to be the world’s first ‘one-hit wonder’. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1497 I agree its a rock, but what happens if it doesn't roll? 1.3333 0.05674 78 53 24 1
1498 Whoa! Who set up the cool pyrotechnics? 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1499 When I said I wanted to be under the bright lights, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1500 I'm getting some bad vibrations. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1501 You know the song, Sing along! 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1502 I haven’t even used all my drink tickets yet 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
1503 Maybe rock music wasn’t such a good idea 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1504 Do you guys know American Pie? 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1505 OK, "Great Balls of Fire", let's hit it. 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1506 Who ordered the fireworks to commemorate our last live performance? 1.3302 0.05143 106 74 29 3
1507 Another one bites the dust 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1508 No, no, one last time, it's "C'mon baby light my fire We've time to wallow in the mire" 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1509 Who would have thought it was Bill Haley caused our extinction 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1510 It's not over 'til it's over... 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
1511 One more time doing 'Wipe Out', boys - then practice is over. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1512 Doug, you might want to rein in the drum solo. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1513 Really? You wanna play "Great Balls of Fire"? 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
1514 Any last requests from the audience? 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1515 Let's end with the 1812 Overture--we won't need the cannons. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1516 I’m afraid we’ll only gonna be remembered as I one hit wonder band. 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1517 I was going to suggest, “Here Comes the Sun,” but looking closer, not sure it really is the sun. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1518 When you said "I think we've got a hit!" what exactly did you mean? 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1519 I don’t think “Sunrise, sunset” will work for this wedding. 1.3298 0.05324 94 65 27 2
1520 I think we have time for one last song. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1521 This is not what I was expecting when you guys said our agent said we were on a “Meteoric Rise “ !!! 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1522 Faced with dwindling options, the band played on… 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1523 It's just more fake news. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1524 I thought we played the rain song. 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1525 I tink we need more cowbell. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1526 Didn't realize our last act has a light show! 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1527 Okay,guys play like there’s no tomorrow. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1528 And now, the end is near, and so we face. . . the final curtain. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1529 We have a request for "Great Balls Of Fire." 1.3295 0.06804 88 67 13 8
1530 Curtain fall 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1531 Did you guys get the AsteroidZeneca or Meteorna? 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1532 I think its time we work on the coda. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1533 Stop rushing it. We've got plenty of time to get this right. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1534 I knew we were punk, but this seems excessive. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1535 I think we're gonna have to skip the bass solo. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1536 Sing faster! 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1537 Could this mean they’re getting tired of Classic Rock? 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1538 Come on, Guys, keep playing. Don't act like it's the end of the world, or something. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1539 I just turned 27. Why do you ask? 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1540 It's all about to end and I still haven't figured out how to fret because I only have 2 digits. Also why the hell are we in a desert? 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1541 Yeah, background whoosh is unexpected but it's cool! One, two. three... 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
1542 Screw the setlist. We're gonna cut the drum solo and go straight into our closing number. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1543 Don't worry guys, my online research concluded asteroids aren't real. Ok, one last time, from the top. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
1544 This is going to be a big hit! 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
1545 I told you no more cowbell!! 1.3291 0.06912 79 59 14 6
1546 I told them not to deliver the pizza until we finish this set. 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
1547 Maybe we should skip the chorus. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1548 Looks like we are getting the wrap-it-up signal 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1549 Well folks, looks like no encore 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1550 Finally, looks like the Brass Section is arriving! 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1551 Last chorus. Then break for the bus! 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1552 Now for the finale! 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1553 You told me rock and roll was here to stay. 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
1554 I told you guys the show would be on fire” 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
1555 On the plus side, I guess our music is, like, ushering in a new era? 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
1556 We need a singer. 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
1557 Here comes the crescendo 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
1558 We can end eons of the-band-played-on jokes right here, right now. 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
1559 This is how we lost our last audience. 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
1560 In a million years they'll blame this breakup on Yoko. 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
1561 See? I told you our arms wouldn’t be too short to absolutely SLAY. 1.3281 0.07405 64 47 13 4
1562 Barry McGuire was right! 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
1563 This will be the strangest fossil. 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
1564 Gerald,your love of pyrotechnics has gone too far. 1.3279 0.06903 61 43 16 2
1565 I’m thinking we go directly to the encore? 1.3274 0.05955 113 86 17 10
1566 What? All the good bands have pyro. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1567 Who knew god was a fan of hard rock 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1568 When I said that was the last set, I didn't mean forever! 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1569 C'mon guys, like we rehearsed: "There's got to be a morning after, if we can hold on through the night." 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
1570 Last call. You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here” 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1571 Looks like we won't be doing an encore. 1.3267 0.05286 101 71 27 3
1572 I told you DinoRock wouldn't last 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1573 Ok, guys, “It’s the End of the World As We Know It” on three! A one… and a two… 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1574 Don't worry about it. Keep playing and we'll go out with a bang. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1575 So how 'bout we do the short version of 'Burning Down the House'? 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1576 The Rockville Rockers cover of REM's The End Of The World As We Know It, suddenly became poignant. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1577 We have time for one more…5…6…7……… 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1578 Good thing we've been practicing "The Final Countdown." 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1579 On the bright side, this will turn the earth into a scorched hell which will then freeze over, so the chance of that record deal is looking pretty good. 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1580 Okay guys, lets end our last set with 'I've Had the Time of My Life'. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1581 When I said, ‘Let’s go out with a bang,’ this isn’t really what I meant… 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
1582 Dude why is there a fuckin’ meteor painted on the backdrop, that’s insensitive as hell. 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1583 For the last time, guys! I need more cowbell! 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1584 On second thought, I think Rush is a perfect name for the band. 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
1585 Darn, that may delay our performance. 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
1586 OK, one more time, "Great Balls of Fire" 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1587 Time to wrap up our set! 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1588 The meteor was pretty clear about no encores but I feel like we should just go for it? 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1589 So much for "rock and roll will never die" 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1590 No encores. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1591 How firm are you on Death before Disco? 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1592 Let's add "Great Balls of Fire" to our play list. It might be a big hit. 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
1593 Ok,time for one more- how about ‘Nearer, my God, to thee’? 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
1594 Rock Around the Clock seems oddly appropriate 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1595 So? 165 million years is a solid career, boys. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1596 This isn’t what I meant when I said we should go out with a bang. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1597 Our next request is Stairway to Heaven. 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
1598 5-6-7- not another meteor! Why does this keep happening? 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1599 I've got a bad feeling we'd better hurry up and finish this set... 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1600 ok fellows, our last song and we're out 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1601 At this moment, they knew this was their farewell tour. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1602 This gig will make us a part of history. 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
1603 I have a sudden urge to play "Nearer my God to Thee." 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1604 I feel a hot flash coming on, and it's not my imagination. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1605 'Time for one last one -- 'The End' -- after all, we are a Doors cover band... 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1606 Think positive--we'll never have to do an oldies tour. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1607 I hope that’s not the new variant asteroid. 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1608 Wow this might be a hit 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1609 First tomatoes and now this? 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1610 Uh, Bill? I. think we have a new band name. 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
1611 Well that's just great. Now we'll never sign a record deal. 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
1612 Extinction Event? What a great name for a rock group! 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
1613 Well,at least the Beatles will survive. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
1614 I'm telling you, the world is going to be blown away by our earth-shattering new sound! 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
1615 It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the . . . 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1616 I told you covering "Eve of Destruction" was a bad idea 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1617 Rex and the Dino's collectively gazed upward and suddenly realized their newly signed record deal would not lead to fame and fortune. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1618 Well, boys, it looks like we'll be leaving more than just the building. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
1619 OK, from the top: My my, hey hey Rock and roll is here to stay It's better to burn out than to fade away . . . 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1620 Just another one-hit wonder 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1621 We just got a request for “Wipe Out.” 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
1622 Maybe no drum solo tonight. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
1623 Here comes the rock! Let's roll! 1.3235 0.06410 102 79 13 10
1624 Here comes the sun!" "I say it's all right." "I disagree. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
1625 Okay, let's play our final set. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1626 Let’s take a 65 million year break. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1627 Hey, guys…I think we might be Rock*Stars sooner than we thought. 1.3231 0.07308 65 48 13 4
1628 Duck! It's another one of those evolutionary balls of fire. Where's Waldo? 1.3231 0.06617 65 46 17 2
1629 Do you guys know “This is the End” by The Doors? 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1630 Our last song tonight is gonna be, “It’s the End of the World As We Know It”, by R.E.M. - 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1631 Maybe we should try Zoom gigs for a while. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1632 Come on, guys, I'm pretty sure we've only got one more chance to nail this song. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1633 Someone requested 'Oldies'. What's that? 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1634 I guess the fossil record will have to do. 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
1635 I don’t think the band is getting back together 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1636 This will be the gig of our lives. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1637 OK, guys. "End of the World as We Know It" in E flat? 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1638 Now we’ll never get credit for rock and roll. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1639 Oh snap,our gig is up! 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1640 I think we might want to reconsider our encore. 1.3222 0.05659 90 64 23 3
1641 No, Rex. You don’t have time to re-tune your guitar 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1642 I said let’s rock out but not like this 1.3222 0.05434 90 63 25 2
1643 Ok boys, better make this take count. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1644 Looks like this has just become our farewell tour... 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1645 I told you covering “Light My Fire” or “The End” Was not a good idea 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1646 I still say going electric is what killed us. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1647 Oh, fuck! 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1648 I think we'd better shorten the last set. 1.3218 0.05779 87 62 22 3
1649 I feel my temperature rising! 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1650 This song will be a blast 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1651 Thank you La Brea!! You've been a great crowd and thanks for all the love. Looks like we'll be trimming the drum solo from the encore tonight. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1652 May Godzilla be with you. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1653 Let's skip your solo. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1654 The light show isn't supposed to start until the third song. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1655 It's ironic that we could write a great song about this. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1656 The time to hesitate is through … 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
1657 What say we pick up the pace, fellas? 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1658 No, I am more worried about these volcanoes. 1.3210 0.05781 81 57 22 2
1659 I told you we shouldn't have played "Great Balls of Fire." 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1660 Hurry! Let's go buy some toilet paper. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1661 Uh, guys? Let's take five...million. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1662 I've got the feeling our comeback tour is over 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1663 The Fossils Are Baaack!! 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1664 'Quartet for the End of Time', the asteroid takes the lead? 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1665 I liked it better when they threw tomatoes. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1666 Now we know where"One Hit Wonders" comes from. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1667 When the “Farewell Tour” really is the farewell tour 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1668 We should save this one for the end of the show. 1.3205 0.07183 78 60 11 7
1669 Looks like we’ll need to skip your keyboard solo. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1670 We've got some killer pyrotechnics on this gig. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1671 Hey Bronto, let's go out with that REM song you like! 1.3205 0.05318 78 53 25 0
1672 This wasn’t the “meteoric rise” to fame I was hoping for 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1673 For our final number tonight, here's our rendition of "Here Comes the Sun". 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1674 Do either of you guys know the chords to Great Balls of Fire? 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1675 Yeah, 'it's the end of the world as we know it' ... but the 'I feel fine' is questionable." 1.3200 0.06337 100 77 14 9
1676 This is the dawning of the age of the small mammals. 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1677 Does this mean no encore? 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1678 I always thought becoming uncool would have been a more gradual thing. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1679 A bad day for a concert. Everyone went to watch the asteroid. 1.3194 0.07355 72 55 11 6
1680 There will be no encore tonight. 1.3194 0.05534 72 49 23 0
1681 At least we won't have to do an encore. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1682 And thus the tradition of holding a lighter at the end of a rock concert is born. 1.3194 0.07355 72 55 11 6
1683 For our final number….. 1.3191 0.05498 94 67 24 3
1684 Don't worry, we're vaccinated. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1685 Fuck it. “Free Bird” it is boys. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1686 What is with all of the end of the world conspiracies? 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1687 Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1688 No worries our music is timeless. They will still dig us in the future. 1.3188 0.07584 69 53 10 6
1689 How the first age of Rock & Roll came to a crashing end. 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
1690 You know what? I DO feel fine. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
1691 Great Balls of Fire” - we’ll go with that for this tune. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1692 Maybe we better play Good Night Ladies 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1693 Is that Lucy in the sky with diamonds ?” 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1694 Record sales are down...we have to tour constantly to make money...sometimes it feels like the world is changing too fast, y'know? 1.3187 0.05386 91 64 25 2
1695 I guess this means we'll be one-hit wonders. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1696 Guys, on the bright side, our dramatic ending might well catapult us to the status of legends 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1697 Do we get an encore? 1.3182 0.05777 66 45 21 0
1698 I thought it was going to be a gong. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1699 What’s with you Micky? You look as if it is the end of world 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
1700 Time for our finale. 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1701 Is anyone writing down these lyrics? 1.3182 0.06167 66 46 19 1
1702 Get ready to rock! 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
1703 Let's drop the refrain. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1704 I hope I come back as a bassoonist. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1705 Better play the encore set now, boys. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1706 Man, I feel like we're so close to really blowing up 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1707 Don't worry, this couldn't happen here. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1708 Let’s wrap it up and seek shelter for the rest of the year 1.3176 0.05604 85 60 23 2
1709 Boys, it looks like this gig is up… 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1710 Doesn't look like we need to worry about an encore. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1711 We had better lay these tracks down on vinyl so they'll last forever. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1712 Who ordered the pepperoni pizza? 1.3176 0.06739 85 65 13 7
1713 We were gong to start with “Moon River”,but we will go with “The Stars Fell On Alabama! 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1714 Nothing’s going to change my world. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
1715 We've had a last request 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
1716 I don't know, suddenly this all seems so pointless. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
1717 Let’s go out with a bang. 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
1718 For our last song, “The End of the World as We Know It” 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
1719 Well we can’t follow that 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
1720 Looks like we have time for one last set 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
1721 I just had an idea! Let's call ourselves a rock band! 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
1722 Bob, pyrotechnics are for the closing number. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1723 Probably too late to grab the mics,huh? 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
1724 Do you think the talent show will be cancelled? 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1725 Dude... I GUARANTEE if we crank it up to 11, we'll make history! 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1726 On 4... 1 2 3... 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
1727 We dedicate this next song to everyone who didn’t believe in us 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
1728 Let's finish our set, and don't overthink this. Remember, we all have brains the size of walnuts. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1729 We gotta find a better way to attract some fans 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
1730 We'll be remembered by those who dig rock. 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
1731 Let's try to end on a high note! 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1732 This is going to be tough without ears. 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1733 I guess there won’t be an encore… 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1734 Show's over, folks! 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1735 Looks like we might finally have a big hit. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1736 Hey guys, I think we should cut our final set a little short. Just a thought. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1737 Let’s skip the encore tonight. 1.3158 0.04876 114 81 30 3
1738 Did we order that? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1739 See! I told you we'd jinx it by saying this was our "Farewell Tour." 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1740 Let’s call this our farewell and really mean it this time. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1741 Guys, guys. I got the title lyric — “Great balls of fire”. 1.3158 0.06396 95 73 14 8
1742 I've got it! We'll name the band End of Days. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1743 Before we call it a wrap, we'll play "Light my Fire" 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1744 Everyone know “It’s the End of the World”? 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1745 The birth of Rock & Roll, when Bill Haley's band had a visitor. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1746 ♫ ... and I feel fine. ♫ 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1747 This one is going to be a smash hit. 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1748 OK, thanks everybody . We are are going to take 5 and be right back ! 1.3158 0.05241 95 67 26 2
1749 How about, "This is the End" 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1750 I think we're finished as a band and as a species. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1751 Better make this our finale. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1752 We may have a hiccup in the whole evolutionary jazz thing. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1753 As Times Goes By? Really? 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
1754 This’ll be one for the ages! 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1755 Bang the Gong! Bang the Gong! 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1756 Might as well call our band the Grateful Dead. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1757 Aah, the day music nearly dies. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1758 Hey Guys, let's play something upbeat and happy. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1759 I don't think playing "Stairway to Heaven" is such a good idea right now. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1760 It gives a whole new meaning to rock and roll. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1761 Do I have time for my In a gadda da vida drum solo? 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1762 It will be a million years until there's another group like ours! 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1763 Huh…. It’s probably nothing. 1.3146 0.05442 89 63 24 2
1764 Look, worst case we'll be a one-hit wonder. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
1765 That could be a good omen, right? 1.3146 0.05442 89 63 24 2
1766 Never mind that, we have a big show tomorrow. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
1767 Okay...let's go for a rousing rendition of "Great Balls of Fire!" And a one, and a two... 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1768 Hot rock 1.3143 0.07489 70 54 10 6
1769 Does this mean tonight's gig is cancelled? 1.3143 0.06286 70 50 18 2
1770 Uh oh. Guess this might be our last rock hit. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1771 I think it’s time to introduce the band members. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1772 Here comes the bass! 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
1773 Smo-o-o-oke on the water... 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
1774 This is going to our biggest hit! 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
1775 This is going to be a smash hit. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1776 Okay, he's flashy, but can he sing? 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1777 And now for our latest hit, "Great Balls of Fire!" 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1778 “Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire”? Where did you get that line? 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1779 Keep going! The instructions specifically said “and the band played on.” 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1780 I didn't know they ordered us a light show! 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1781 Not ass Roy, ASTROID! 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1782 Sure he's our biggest fan,but I'm getting sick of playing Here Comes the Sun every single day! 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1783 And for our closing number: The Way We Were. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1784 "Once again, from the top! Extinction! 1, 2...1,2,3,4 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1785 It's a myth. Now, let's take it from the top. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1786 We need cowbell 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
1787 I thought we agreed a pyrotechnic wasn’t in our budget. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1788 Good thing our agent added that force majeure clause. 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1789 Woah, it really does summon a meteor... My bad. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1790 I told you not to hit that chord. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1791 They wouldn't get us anyway -- we're before their time. 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
1792 Damn, we were bad tonight. I just don't know what hit us. 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
1793 Could be worse. Could be snowing. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1794 I’ve got it! The Comets! From now on, we’re The Comets! 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1795 There goes the Bar-Mitzvah gig. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1796 Told you. Rocktober. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1797 Thank you Arizona, goodnight, forever. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1798 Here comes the sun… and. I say it’s all right! 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1799 That's one hell of an excuse to get out practice, Joel. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1800 Looks like this is our last gig girls! 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1801 Let’s name it after you Bill 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1802 I just thought of a new song. It's called Great Balls of Fire. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1803 We’re hot and we’re going to be hotter! 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1804 Well, it appears as if The Rolling Stones will survive us after all. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1805 That’s what we call a meteoric rise! 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1806 I told you guys ‘no Stairway’ 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1807 Oh boy, here come the critics. 1.3117 0.05626 77 54 22 1
1808 Unfortunately, the band had gone way overboard on special effects. It’s what destroyed them, really. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1809 Thank you very much. Thank you. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1810 They should have really listened to Greta 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1811 Lucy in the sky with diamonds! 1.3115 0.08278 61 48 7 6
1812 Guys perhaps 'extinction rebellion' is a bad name for the band 1.3113 0.05080 106 76 27 3
1813 And it wasn't for another 65 million years that The Animals "We Gotta Get Out Of This Place" was covered again. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1814 Time for the grand finale. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1815 Those of you watching at home may want to turn down you bass a bit for this next number. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1816 Will the world REALLY end if a miss a beat? 1.3111 0.06823 90 71 10 9
1817 Well, at least we won't have to do an encore. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1818 I believe we are about to enter a new era of “Rock” music 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
1819 I hope someone's getting a picture of this for our next album cover. 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1820 I think this is about to become our Farewell Tour.” 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
1821 ThanksforcomingGethomesafeDon'tforgettotipyourserver 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1822 That sounded great, but let's face it; we're way ahead of our time. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1823 Either of you know the chords to ‘Nearer My God to Thee?’ 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1824 Does anyone else worry about the safety of pyrotechnics in this venue? 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1825 It looks like we better pickup the tempo! 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1826 Gee… the haters for our second album came quickly 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1827 I warned Joey he was going over the top with the stage pyrotechnics. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1828 We did say this was our final encore. 1.3099 0.05880 71 50 20 1
1829 Another one bites the dust. Hit it. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1830 Maybe it's time to play Nearer My God to Thee? 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1831 Our music will live on, right? 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1832 At least we’ll be the coolest fossils at the museum. 1-2-3-4… 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1833 Now we play really bad. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1834 Look, guys, I hate to drop this on you out of nowhere, but the time just seems right for me to pursue a solo career. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
1835 Let's take it from the top..."we didn't start the fire" 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1836 Alright guys, this next one is going to cement our place in history. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
1837 Better skip the drum solo. 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
1838 I'm going to skip to the last song on the setlist, if that's ok with you guys 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
1839 No we can't stop Brian, we're on a deadline 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1840 Not the right time to point out the anachronism here, huh… 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1841 That’s gonna rock! 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1842 Gentlemen: Nearer My God To Thee 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1843 Hey, anyone know the lyrics to 'Fly Me to the Moon'? 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1844 Guys, I know we're on fire tonight, but are we about to be dino-mite? 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1845 Eve of Destruction - that might be a catchy title? 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1846 Does this mean the gig is canceled ? 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1847 Hey Guys! I just thought of our new band name...Dino & the Comets! 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1848 Well I suppose this is our last song 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
1849 I dont think we need to practice for tuesday’s bands battle anymore 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1850 I told you we shouldn't have named ourselves "The Grateful Dead. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1851 I guess God's not a Bon Jovi fan 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1852 That's the finest rock-star I've ever seen. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1853 We can finally cover “Eve Of Destruction” 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1854 I love you, you love me... 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1855 I think it’s a good omen - we’re about to hit it big! 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1856 It quickly sank in that their last moments on Earth were spent suffering through one of Miles’ obnoxious guitar solos. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1857 Maybe we should skip the encore. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1858 Slam, watch your head there. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1859 Nix Light My Fire. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1860 It figures, we finally get a record contract, and THIS happens. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1861 It's odd hearing a crowd roar during a sound check." 1.3077 0.07882 65 51 8 6
1862 Let's call ourselves The Stones.... 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1863 This light show is gonna kill us! 1.3077 0.06172 65 46 18 1
1864 My mom says our music will be forgotten a year from now. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1865 On the bright side, maybe our fossil record will go platinum. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1866 Fellas, look sharp tonight. I'm trying to get us booked on the Titanic next week. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1867 It’s always something. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1868 I’m just saying I think Keith Richards is past his prime. Anyway, here’s Wonderwall. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1869 Well, there goes our oldies album. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1870 Told you we shouldn’t have gone mainstream - we should have stayed underground. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1871 I just think dino rock is, like, over. 1.3068 0.05447 88 63 23 2
1872 Coming in hot 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1873 Stairway to Heaven! 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1874 I think this might be our last set. 1.3068 0.05202 88 62 25 1
1875 Thank you Cleveland! We have time for one more. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1876 We gotta get out of this place 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
1877 Rick, I love the first part “Goodness gracious…”. But how do we finish it with a bang? 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1878 It’s the end of the world as we know it. (And I feel fine.) 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1879 I think rehearsing for 165 million years is enough, don’t you? 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1880 Maybe we shouldn’t have kicked that long-haired dude out of the band... 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1881 One more time Nearer, My God, to Thee? 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1882 Maybe it’s not about the asteroids. Maybe it’s about the friends you met along the way. 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
1883 Let’s do an up tempo “Gimmi Shelter” and get the hell out of here. 1.3061 0.05109 98 70 26 2
1884 Hey this weather really extincts 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1885 We just had a request for some Jerry Lee Lewis. Hit it, Rex! 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1886 You know, maybe this isn't the right time for a reunion tour. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1887 Something tells me we better get this track on the first take. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1888 We better play the short version 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1889 Did you know Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings? 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1890 And it had to happen the day before the concert. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1891 Something tells me our next song is gonna be a big hit! 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1892 So I guess we'll never find a lead singer for our band 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1893 I don’t think we have time to play Stairway to Heaven 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1894 We should be prepared for the fact that this could be our last show. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1895 I thought we'd requested a mirror ball! 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1896 Let's play "Here comes the sun!" 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1897 Well I still think "It's the End of the World as We Know It" is a crowd pleaser. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1898 I'll feel a whole lot better if you promise me we won't end up like the Byrds. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1899 We agreed we'd break up the band when it stopped being fun. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1900 I told you we shouldn't play Jerry Lee Lewis's "Great Balls of Fire" 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1901 Maybe someone filed a noise complaint? 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
1902 We need a bassist. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1903 I'm thinking I might have overdone the pyrotechnics. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1904 There goes the band. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1905 Shouldn't we learn some other songs besides "Wipeout?" 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1906 Let’s play some jazz fusion!!! 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1907 What do you say we skip the encore? 1.3043 0.05580 69 48 21 0
1908 And for our last song. 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
1909 I'm afraid this will be our last live show. 1.3043 0.07531 69 54 9 6
1910 Hope we can play some NEW AGE music! 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1911 why do I get the feeling this is our last gig"? Petra Lopez, Langley, W 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1912 One more time from the top,"Rock & Roll will Never Die." 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
1913 The evolution will not be televised. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1914 The special effects are stealing the show. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1915 For the last time, Buddy, you can't use a lampshade for a ride cymbal! 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
1916 I'm sure we'll have a big hit. 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1917 Okay, everyone wish for bigger arms. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1918 Do you believe in God? 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1919 Some day they’ll write a song about this moment 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1920 Maybe we shouldn't have skipped church for band practice... 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1921 I'll go with Bill Haley and his strange sky light things. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1922 Of course, just as we started to build a following. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1923 It looks like we'll be a one-hit wonder. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1924 OK, one last song for y'all 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1925 Do you think we could try playing my song now? 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1926 'I guess we're not the only Rock-stars here guys' 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1927 Keep playing , there is no scientific evidence that astroid will hit the earth. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1928 I simply feel calling the band Mass Extinction is too on the nose. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1929 Just keep playing. We need to keep the tyrannosaurus calm. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1930 I was just going to tell you i was a little chilly. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1931 Uh, Jerry Lee, how 'bout we do "Great Balls of Fire"? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1932 Don't worry guys. This asteroid extinction thing is the newest Brontosaur hoax. They just want our band to fail so badly. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1933 No…I thought you were supposed to cancel the pyrotechnics. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1934 To stay together, we must avoid Yoko Ono, at all costs. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1935 Who approved the pyrotechnics? 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1936 Is Keith Richards late for practice again ? 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
1937 Extinction is making me late, is keeping me wa-a-a-ating" could be a Carly Simon hit someday 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
1938 That’s a wrap! Thanks for existing, fans! 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1939 Bummer. We need a new name. Something like Grateful Dead. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1940 Follow my lead on this last song. "And now the end is near and so I face the final curtain. . . ." 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1941 Call ourselves "Bill Haley and the Comets"? Sure, what could go wrong? 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
1942 Looks like we’re not getting paid. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1943 So that's what the record label meant when they said we're getting fired. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1944 Who knows, one day these instruments could end up in a museum, or someplace? 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1945 Why is everyone rearranging the deck chairs? 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1946 I guess that second album is going to be even more difficult than we thought. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1947 You think they’ll remember us? 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1948 I know that looks ominous, but we've been practicing for six months, and darn it, we're going to finish playing 'Inna Gadda Da Vida' if it kills us. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1949 Little did they know at the time, but they were destined to be a one hit wonder. 1.3023 0.06834 86 68 10 8
1950 Let's call this song, 'The Big Bang Theory'. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1951 When I asked what instrument, he said it was called the Big Bang. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1952 The ignoble end of Dinosaur Sr. 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
1953 Anyone know "It's the end of the world as we know it...and I feel fine"? 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
1954 We're destined to become a big hit. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1955 Are you kidding me? We haven’t even evolved opposable thumbs yet! 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1956 Last chorus, Steve. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1957 We’ll skip the encore tonight, guys. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1958 Keith Richards' original band. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1959 Band name? How about MegaDeth? 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1960 Perhaps we should be playing the blues. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1961 Let's rehearse the big finish one more ti... 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1962 No, I said, 'Get fireworks' for the encore, Martin. Fireworks! 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1963 I wish I had a long stick and a marshmallow. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
1964 Now it's going to be 66 million years before we get Stairway to Heaven. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1965 Alright gang, in three let's rock this world 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1966 Anyone remember the Monster Mash? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1967 Closing Time" on 3 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1968 how about one more before we hit the road 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1969 Well guys, I guess we don't have to worry about organizing next year's concert schedule. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1970 Let’s not play anymore hard rock! 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1971 I told you a Jerry Lee Lewis cover band was a bad idea. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1972 Guys, we are on fire. Let's call ourself Ju-Ra-Sic! 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1973 This could be our greatest hit. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1974 Why do they keep asking us to play Jerry Lee Lewis? 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1975 Where’s Kieth 1.3012 0.06800 83 65 11 7
1976 Guys, let's rock hard like there's no tomorrow! 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1977 Ladies and gentlemen, Ext’snyc and their farewell tour 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1978 I don’t recall ever requesting that special effect for our show. 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
1979 Looks like the new light man got carried away again. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1980 Final Set: Great Balls of Fire, then It's the End of the World as We Know It. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1981 Hey! What about "The Fossils" as a band name? 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1982 Hey gang - the bartender just announced that drinks are on the house after our show! 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1983 One hit wonder. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1984 Play on. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1985 Our finale? Anything in ‘B-Flat’ should probably work, Gus. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
1986 Uh, that's our pyrotechnics, right? 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1987 One quick last dance number? 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1988 We’re Doomed?” “Uhm…sounds familiar, could you hum a few bars? 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1989 Finally, the vocalists are arriving. 1.3000 0.05454 80 57 22 1
1990 Didn’t video kill the radio star? 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
1991 One more time, or we'll never become famous. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1992 I Don't think the heavy stuff is going to come down for awhile. I'd play through. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1993 Guys I'm feeling derivative." 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1994 A few stage pyrotechnics - that's ALL I asked for! 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
1995 White Light/White Heat on my cue! 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1996 This next song is called “It’s the End of the World As We Know It” 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1997 Well, we wanted a big finish... 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1998 On the bright side, I think we’re officially one hit wonders. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1999 Let's put a pin in that. How does Carl reach the drums? 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
2000 Look alive! The show’s about to get lit. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
2001 Fly Me to the Moon? Yea, we know it. Why? 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
2002 This will be our last set guys. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
2003 Goodness, gracious. great balls of fire!" By Thomas Sievers 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
2004 So...skip to the encore then? 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
2005 you write 10 good songs and 1000 shitty ones, you build a career, you raise a family, and then you get home from your latest successful tour and your teenager glances up at you, rolls her eyes and tells you that rock 'n' roll is for dinosaurs. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2006 Well I guess we’re a one hit wonder 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
2007 Look on the bright side, Lenny just wasn’t working out on drums 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2008 I thought we weren’t doing pyrotechnics ? 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2009 I didn’t think we were that bad. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2010 It's the end of the world as we know it... 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
2011 One of us is out of tune. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2012 Where's Bill Haley? 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
2013 I'm suddenly wishing we hadn't added that deferred royalties clause to our record contract. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2014 I think this one ends with a bang. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2015 I guess we can forget about the reunion tour. 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
2016 I'm sure the universe is just mocking our meteoric rise to fame. 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
2017 What's it going to take to prevent you getting distracted when we rehearse? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
2018 I wish they hadn't requested "Smoke on the Water". 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
2019 Swan Song. On 3. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2020 Well now I regret our psychedelic folk phase. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2021 We’ve gotta make the encore REALLY quick. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2022 Well, we’ve got about five minutes to avoid becoming a one hit wonder. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2023 I thought we agreed on an inflatable pink pig? 1.2987 0.07410 77 62 7 8
2024 Okay everybody, last song doubletime! 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2025 Maybe calling ourselves ‘The Titanics’ wasn’t such a great idea. 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
2026 Let’s keep this set short. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2027 How about R.E.M.'s "It's The End of The World"? 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2028 We'll take one final request before they pull the plug on this jam. 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
2029 I guess we were wrong to take Jerry Lee Lewis figuratively. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2030 Can I just say, for the record, I think this rock and roll thing is gonna be a big hit.” 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2031 Maybe we speed this one up a bit. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2032 Well, that wasn’t part of the rehearsal. 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
2033 Better wrap this set now. Hit it! 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2034 Rock 'n' Roll may never die But we may have a problem. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
2035 Rock on? 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2036 QUICK! CUT TO THE CODA! 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2037 Just picture the crowd naked. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
2038 As a reminder, tour t-shirts are now half off. Get one while you last! 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
2039 They did predict the gig would be meteoric. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
2040 I'm sure someone else has that handled. Now, what were we playing? 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2041 I still think “The Extinctions” is a great name for the band! 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2042 Potentially the worst thing since disco. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
2043 Should we call it Rock music or Meteor music? 1.2976 0.06728 84 66 11 7
2044 Ok, yeah, let's shorten the playlist. 1.2976 0.05297 84 60 23 1
2045 How about we do Auld Lang Syne? 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2046 Looks like we will not be playing an encore! 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
2047 I wouldn’t want to grow extinct any other way! 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
2048 Honestly Tim, this isn’t what I imagined when you said we should ‘go out with a bang’ 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2049 Gabba Gabba Hey 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2050 How about some music to lighten the mood? 1.2973 0.05685 74 53 20 1
2051 I didn't realize we were at the pinnacle of our career. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
2052 I knew we shouldn't have booked this studio for the entire day... 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2053 Chill, man! This is special-effects ending I told you about. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2054 Well fellas, I think we’re coming to the coda. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
2055 Whose bright idea was it to play R.E.M.'s "It's the End of the World?" 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2056 The Flaming Meteors! Finally, a name for the band! 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2057 On my count, before THIS rock starts to Roll- 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
2058 We're Fine Young Carnivores and here's our hit cover "Cretaceous Minds" 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
2059 I'm just saying, this song needs more meteor. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2060 You rushed that ending! 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
2061 Perhaps death metal has had its day… 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2062 Where did the noise come from? 1.2969 0.06172 64 46 17 1
2063 No Rex,it's not the end of the world. If you can't reach the cymbals then just bring them closer to you. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2064 Gee, maybe we’ll be one-hit wonders after all. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
2065 Now we just need a big finish. 1.2969 0.06172 64 46 17 1
2066 ...OK, I know, sorry. But this'll have to be our last number... 1.2969 0.06172 64 46 17 1
2067 Do we really feel fine? 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2068 Guys, I really think we have what it takes to make a career out of this. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2069 If she can’t get to practice on time I say we replace her. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2070 Can anyone think of a good song to end the millennium on? 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2071 Flaming Meteors is great. "Rolling Stones" will never stick. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2072 I always knew we would go down in flames. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2073 What do you say we go out with a bang! 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
2074 You broke my will, but what a thrill. Goodness gracious…aww man, writer’s block. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2075 And now, a big hand for The Extinct Dinos 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2076 We're not going to beat the traffic. 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
2077 Best to go out with a bang than a whimper. 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
2078 Another One Bites the Dust in three, two, …. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2079 Just keep playing…I read on Facebook that it’s all just a conspiracy. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
2080 Let's rock out with our impact statement. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2081 Do you guys believe me now? 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2082 I take it back,Jim. I am not ready to rock. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2083 We'll keep playing until we're burned out. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2084 I don't think we need to worry about not being ready for Saturday's gig. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2085 Did one of you cue the pyrotechnics? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2086 And that concludes the origin story of Bill Haley & The Comets. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2087 Three Ringo's, and along comes a star. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2088 We didn’t start the fire…. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2089 Impending Doom!" Awesome name bruh 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2090 The concert, it was such a blast! 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2091 When we said party like it’s the last night of our lives we didn’t mean literally 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
2092 So guys, I think this is a good time to decide on a name. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
2093 Okay guys, i think this is a sign we need less rock and more roll. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2094 Looks like a short set gents. Let's close with: We Ain't Your Fossil Fuel 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
2095 Ok, this is our final set. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
2096 Gentlemen, it's been an honor playing with you tonight. 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
2097 You guys know 'Ring of Fire?' 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
2098 This farewell tour will be one for the ages! 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
2099 Honestly, part of me is relieved we won’t have to read all the negative reviews of our show tomorrow. 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
2100 Were we that bad? 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
2101 We have time for one more short one. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2102 Before we start, we’d like to congratulate everyone for going 137 days without an injury. Rawr! 1.2949 0.05508 78 56 21 1
2103 I thought we agreed for the fireworks to come last. 1.2949 0.05508 78 56 21 1
2104 Okay guys, last call, no encore. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
2105 So, do you think we’ll have time for an encore? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2106 OK, “Nearer My God to Thee.” Hit it! 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
2107 Dude,fine. We can play Stairway To Heaven but this is the LAST time. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2108 Rock is over. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2109 For some reason I feel a minor key is in order. 1.2941 0.05246 85 61 23 1
2110 So ends our meteoric rise. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
2111 Last song, let's go out with a bang! 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2112 Does this mean our gig is up? 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2113 Don't mean a thing if it ain't got that zing. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2114 I vote we skip R.E.M. and just do a Gospel tune. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2115 Guys, I think we should switch to doom metal. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2116 Mom said to keep practicing no matter what ... 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
2117 Do you know "Eve of destruction"? 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2118 Ooh eeh ooh ah aah ting tang walla walla bing bang. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2119 Now, let's play "Take the Last Train to Clarksville" 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
2120 The lighting designers really went above and beyond this time 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2121 I don't think that is a tomato headed our way! 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
2122 Don't worry: something tells me our remains just may resurface in a hundred million years, serving a similar fate to the descendants of those small hairy creatures destined inevitably to flourish in our absence. Gentlemen, it's been a privilege. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2123 Looks like all our gigs will be wiped out - Bill Haley is in town. 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
2124 I guess that’s our cue” 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2125 i guess now is as good of a time as any to tell you… your keyboard solos are so self indulgent. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
2126 What would we do if this were the Titanic? 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2127 Drum Roll! 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2128 I have a name for our band: The Extinction! 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
2129 The Apoca Lips? I don't get it. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2130 And in a flash, that was the end of Dinosaur Rock 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
2131 Goodness gracious, a great ball of fire!” “That’s good—let’s put a backbeat on it. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2132 There's no way we can follow that. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
2133 I don't think we'll have time for the encore... 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2134 And our next and last song it’s called “it’s the end of the world as we know ti” 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2135 Cut time for sure. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2136 Maybe we should tone down the pyrotechnics during our shows... 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
2137 On second thought, let's skip In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2138 Hello? Didn't we agree on the order of appearance? 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
2139 Yes, Keith Richards is coming, he’s just running late. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
2140 Here comes Disco! 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2141 Don't worry guys. Science tells us that celestial transits have no- 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2142 This is what happens when I don’t get my drum solo.” 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2143 The world is about to end -- I say we go ahead and give them 'Freebird.' 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
2144 I think someone wants us to stop! 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2145 We should call it "Rock and Roll?" 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2146 Drat !! There goes our encore !! 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2147 I like that new Pyrotechnics Guy! 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
2148 Guys, we aren't going to remain the apex species if we can't nail this glissando. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2149 Are we getting feed on this gig 1.2923 0.06093 65 47 17 1
2150 Critics would later describe the performance as "earth-shattering" 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2151 fame is fleeting 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
2152 Let’s skip the drum solo this time. 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
2153 Quick - play our finale! 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2154 Hey Dino, have we really been playing for another 65mm years? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2155 Anyway, here’s Wonderwall. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2156 Allright, fellas, Stairway To Heaven, on three…. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2157 Hurry up.....let's play our last song 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2158 Classic rock will live forever, just like us dinosaurs. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2159 Ok. This is our last number. Let’s go out with a bang. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2160 I'd like to squeeze in one more take. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2161 'Nearer My God to Thee,' from the top. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
2162 Quick, let's try that ending one last time! 1.2911 0.07240 79 64 7 8
2163 Maby we shouldn’t have named the new song ass-troid 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2164 We’re all going to be playing harps soon. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2165 So much for our big break 1.2911 0.05450 79 57 21 1
2166 Bye bye Miss American Pie 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2167 How about we skip the intro, and cut to the last chorus? 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
2168 I guess this is our last set 1.2909 0.06703 55 40 14 1
2169 The Tyrannosaurus Trio went out with a bang! 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
2170 I’m afraid rock music is about to face a 65 million-year setback. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
2171 Bill Haleyosaurus and the Asteroids didn't live long enough to regret changing their name. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
2172 Do we run or do we keep practicing? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
2173 I hvae a feeling we'll be a "one-hit wonder." 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2174 Tyrranosaurus Rox! 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
2175 And here's an oldie but goodie that they played on the Titanic... 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2176 The Original Jefferson Starship 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2177 Rock and roll never dies! 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2178 Lets finish this set with "Eve of Destruction", what ya think? 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2179 Everyone’s a critic 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2180 So we lost our lead vocalists. It's not like it's the end of the world, Larry. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2181 This is the last time I’m telling you, Rex, to keep up with the fucking beat. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
2182 Guys, I don't need to tell you how important tonight's gig is. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2183 Okay boys, “Don’t They Know It’s the End of the World” on three. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2184 I think we can cut “My Generation” from the playlist. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2185 Mom said I’d be a famous guitarist when hell froze over-keep playing!!! 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2186 I'm making a wish for our first big hit. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2187 Maybe we should skip the solos this one time. 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
2188 Well, folks, looks like we have time for just one more song. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2189 I guess they don't like the oldies. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2190 And a 1.2.3. Ah fuck 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2191 „Guys, we are on fire tonight!“ 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2192 Guys, I just feel we’ll forever be known as a ‘one hit wonder’. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
2193 Looks as if we're going to be just another 'One-Hit Wonder' 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2194 Okay, we all know St. Judy’s Comet? 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2195 I know we're old school but these critics are harsh, man. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
2196 I didn't think the pyrotechnics were until the encore 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
2197 Okay, let’s play “Dance Band on the Titanic” one more time! 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2198 OK...one more time around now -"Eve of Destruction 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
2199 Let anyone try to follow our set! 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2200 Play really loud 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2201 No encore tonight. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
2202 See, I told you we'd blow up. 1.2892 0.06970 83 67 8 8
2203 I suppose the "The Asteroids" wasn't such a good name for our band. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
2204 I think we just coined the phrase "one hit wonder" 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2205 Where are the deck chairs? 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
2206 How apropos! We were just starting 'Ring of Fire' 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2207 Dino, Lee, and Lewis create legendary song “Great Balls of Fire”. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2208 Just when we were starting to pull in big crowds... 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
2209 Sorry,that damn asteroid screaming bloody extinction threw me off. Let’s take it from the top. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2210 We have seriously got to book sóme better venues... 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2211 Is it just me, or is it starting to feel a little colder? 1.2892 0.05292 83 60 22 1
2212 We're playing on X Factor tonight. I've got a feeling we're gonna win it... 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2213 I don’t think we need to worry about playing an encore tonight.” 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2214 The fireworks weren't supposed to come until after the show...." 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2215 I have a great name for the band. How about “The Friends of Extinction?” 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2216 I finally figured out what our finale will be. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2217 OK, let's try a cover of Donna Summer's 'Last Dance' . 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2218 What about social distancing guys? You’d better both move a meter-to-the-right 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2219 Let's make this set a quick one. 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
2220 Oooh! Quick set, guys. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
2221 I don't think we have time to take it from the top again. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
2222 And so ends our Cretaceous Tour. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
2223 I think we over rocked this time 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
2224 Look, climate change is a myth. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2225 Let me guess. The bassist got too stoned again? 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2226 This gig just got cancelled. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
2227 It's the Final Countdown, with more feeling this time 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2228 Anyone else's arms getting tired? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2229 And, that’s a wrap. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
2230 A star is born. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2231 Not the smashing hit we were hoping for 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2232 Greta warned them, but they continued to fiddle instead of taking concrete steps to avoid catastrophe. 1.2877 0.07162 73 58 9 6
2233 Did you order pyro? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2234 This will make for a horrible album cover. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2235 I told you rock would usher in a new age 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2236 It’s our lucky night, there’s an agent in the audience. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2237 Let's Party like it's 66,123,456 B.C. ! 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
2238 Okay, we’ve got about three days to get this right. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2239 We’ve got to stop booking these outdoor venues. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2240 Guys, if we are going to lay down this track, I think we'd better hurry. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
2241 Thanks a lot, Bill. From now on, we're sticking with MY shroom dealer. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2242 And right after we learned Louie Louie. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2243 Anybody know "Good Night Irene"? 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2244 Everyone else, start stacking the chairs! 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2245 Ok, so I might have gone a little overboard with the pyrotechnics 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2246 That must be our cue. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2247 I thought we agreed, no special effects at our concerts. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2248 Quick, cover your eyes with your hands! 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2249 That just means intermission is over. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2250 I think our next song will be a huge hit 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2251 Guys, I really think this will be our first hit. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2252 We should practice "Dust in the Wind'' 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2253 So we're a terrible band. It's not the end of the world. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2254 Now I am glad we used that fossil record technology for our latest album. 1.2857 0.05438 70 50 20 0
2255 Long live rock? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2256 OK. Let's do "Nearer my God to thee." 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2257 Guess we’re skippin’ the encore tonight. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2258 At least Rock and Roll is here to stay. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2259 If you pick up the tempo we'll still get paid for playing our whole set. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2260 We’re gonna skip ahead and play our third encore now. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
2261 We're toast. Might as well jam! 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2262 Play like your life depends on it 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2263 We might've gone too far with our plan to go viral... 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2264 They paid us for the tour dates in advance, right? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
2265 And I thought Dino-Rock was here to stay. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
2266 So what if we call ourselves, "Earth, Wind and Fire"? 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
2267 Uh oh, this could be our last gig! 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
2268 We should probably pick up the tempo on "Long Live Rock". 1.2857 0.05240 84 61 22 1
2269 We're going to skip the usual "1, 2, 3, 4," and go straight to the music. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
2270 Would 'Also Sprach Zarathustra' be too corny? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2271 Goodness! Gracious! Where's Jerry Lee when we need him? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2272 Just for the sake of irony, maybe we should call our group The Survivors. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2273 Today's show's gonna be on fire. 1.2857 0.07977 63 51 6 6
2274 Do you want to run through the organ solo again--real quick? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
2275 Joe said he'd be a bit late. He's worlds away. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2276 I suspect there’s no time for American Pie. That Bill Haley and the Comets tune seems more appropriate. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2277 So, remember that Jerry Lee Lewis song I was trying to recall? The name of it just came to me. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2278 JUST CAME UP WITH THE NAME FOR OUR BAND, " THE EXTINCTIONS". 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
2279 I don’t care if they kept playing on the Titanic, I’m finding a cave right now! 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2280 Wow, that’s a killer album cover. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
2281 You can't quit the band, we've got the wedding gig Saturday. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2282 I thought you said your neighbors were cool. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2283 They always called us dinosaurs. And this looks to be our farewell tour. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2284 I think it's time to play Goodnight Ladies! 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2285 Well, at least we'll be remembered for our music. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2286 I don’t care. The show must go on. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2287 I forgot the lyrics in the next song anyways 1.2857 0.04826 105 77 26 2
2288 Do you think that’s the “free bird” they’re always shouting to us about? 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
2289 Gentlemen, its been a pleasure playing with you 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
2290 To be honest, I don’t feel fine. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2291 Tonight's going to be so lit🔥 this one is for the history books 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2292 Rock and roll can never die. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2293 Wait, how is it possible that we're a Christian rock band? 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
2294 Jeff, those special effects are getting set up. 1.2841 0.05098 88 64 23 1
2295 Now don’t look up, and a 1, and a 2, and a 3…It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine! 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2296 Play "Here Comes The Sun" and then pray. 1.2840 0.05041 81 58 23 0
2297 Looks like we may be a one hit wonder. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2298 Quick! What was that tune they played on the Titanic? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2299 So much for "Don't Worry Be Happy". 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2300 Hey, that's our album cover! 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2301 And for our encore... 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
2302 I have an uneasy feeling about the future of classic rock cover bands. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2303 Frankly, I think we've taken this group as far as it can go. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2304 Anyone know the song, "It's the end of the World as we know it"? 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2305 It's the end of the world as we know it, but I'm not feeling so fine. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2306 I like being a death metal band, but don't you think it's a little bleak? 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2307 I blame Yoko. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2308 I guess we won’t be doing an encore. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2309 Almost famous 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2310 And now for our latest hit... 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2311 Here comes the sun, uh-oh, uh-oh! 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2312 Let's cut the last refrain. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2313 How long do we have to keep playing these same songs? 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2314 Guys, this one will put us in a museum some day! 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2315 Their meteoric rise was soon to end. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2316 We can probably skip the encore tonight. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2317 The Asteroids" it is then 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2318 Alright now, big ending everyone! 1.2836 0.07610 67 54 7 6
2319 Let's go out with a big bang! 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
2320 Our timing still isn’t right! 1.2828 0.04771 99 72 26 1
2321 Wow, George really went all out on the lighting design. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2322 Pyro? Who ordered the pyro!?! 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2323 When you predicted our meteoric rise, I didn't take it so literally. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2324 Quick question…did you mail that insurance payment? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2325 I thought pyrotechnics weren't allowed at this venue 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2326 Look on the bright side, you always wanted us to be a post-rock band. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2327 Well, I guess our "Farewell Tour" will be ending earlier than expected! 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2328 Even though we're poor musicians, at least now we'll have enough money for the rest of our lives. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2329 Our next song goes out to all of those who believe in a tomorrow. Ah one...ah two...ah one-two-three-fo... 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2330 It was 235 million years ago today, Sgt. Pepper told his band to play! 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2331 You kept the receipts for our instruments, right? 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2332 I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite awhile. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2333 Dino Shore presents Bill Haley and the Comets 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2334 What if we call ourselves “The Tar”? 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
2335 should we play "it's the final countdown" or "shot down in a blaze of glory"? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2336 Ok, let’s run through the short version. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2337 I'm just afraid we'll become a one hit wonder if we sign with Fossil Records. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
2338 If you guys don't mind, I'm gonna skip the long guitar intro. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2339 Did you guys see that Rolling Stone article calling us antiquated? 1.2821 0.05443 78 57 20 1
2340 Now let's play our finale like we'll never play it again! 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2341 Silver lining: packing this stuff back up was going to be impossible anyway 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2342 Let’s drop the playlist and do a Jerry Lee Lewis instead!!!! 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2343 ‘“Our albums will be worth millions to collectors who dig it” 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2344 So who's crazy idea was it to call ourselves "The Fossils?" 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2345 Are you ready to rock? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2346 You saw our Triassic First Farewell Tour, then our Jurassic Final Farewell Tour, now here’s our Cretaceous Ultimate Final Farewell Tour 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2347 OK…let’s play “Rock of Ages” and call it quits. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2348 And we'd like to close with.... 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2349 I told you, one day we'd be glad we didn't go electric. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2350 ...and for our last tune, we'll play, "We Didn't Start the Fire." 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2351 I told you not to start playing "It's the end of the world as we know it . . . " 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2352 I think it’s a hoax. We can’t let these silly asteroid mandates cancel our live music! 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
2353 I told you not to overdo the lightshow, Steve 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2354 Great set fellas, we’re on fire! 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2355 To make it, we need more meteor coverage. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2356 Play us out, Tony! 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2357 Are we going to keep on fiddling while the earth is about to burn? 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2358 Uhhhh when i suggested we start a rock band i didn't mean to be taken literally!!! 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2359 Now . . . double-time! 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2360 Sorry man, no drum solo tonight. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2361 I think you're using our imminent extinction as an excuse to not play my new song. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2362 Pick up the beat 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2363 You had to write a song called “It’s the End of the World as We Know It?” 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2364 So what's the worst that could happen? 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
2365 Time to set the night on fire. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2366 Ok, big ending. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2367 Well guys,I think that 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
2368 They're not screaming for us. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2369 Party like there's no tomorrow! 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2370 We’ll folks that’s our show; we’re The Extinct 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2371 Should we play “Stairway to Heaven?” 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2372 Come on, Roger, play it like it’s your last night on earth! 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2373 Don't look up, Rex. Just play "Closing Time." 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2374 Our label isn’t going to be very happy about this. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
2375 Just wait, they’ll know our names someday. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2376 I think we should pick up the tempo a bit 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
2377 You guys know “It’s the End of the World as We Know it”? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2378 Don't look now, but I think our rise will soon be meteoric. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2379 At least *rock and roll* will never die. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2380 They'll never believe what we could do with our tiny arms 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2381 OK folks, that just about wraps it up. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
2382 When that asteroid impacts the Earth it will cause worldwide firestorms, throw enough debris into the atmosphere to radically change our climate, extinguish the trio and 75% of the Earth’s species. Take it from the top: “This is the end…” 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2383 We are crushing it today! 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
2384 I think we will call this a “rock band” 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2385 This isn’t what I meant by ‘let’s burn the house down’ 1.2800 0.08101 50 39 8 3
2386 Do we play The Final Countdown now? 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2387 Can you play Don't Fear the Reaper? 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2388 It’s the end for us dinosaurs but that new young human band, The Rolling Stones will stick around. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2389 Rex and the Comets Farewell Tour 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2390 And now, for our finale, we have a cheery little number we call "The Eve of Destruction." Hit it, boys! 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2391 Wow! What an amazing way to close out our show! 1.2796 0.06371 93 75 10 8
2392 Oh great, here comes Bill Haley! 1.2796 0.06371 93 75 10 8
2393 Okay, "Till the End of Time," again, from the top. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2394 They’re really gonna dig our stuff. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2395 I’d say we have less than three minutes to come up with a band name. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2396 Let's end this one with a bang. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2397 And, for our final number, "Turn out the lights, the party's over". 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2398 I'm telling you that lyric, "Goodness gracious, great balls of fire," I had a bad feeling about that. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2399 We're destined to have a meteoric career. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
2400 Our agent thinks we might really blow up! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2401 For the last time, Bob, "The Comets" is not going to work. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2402 I think we can forget about playing one for the west coast… 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2403 OK, you know that Bon Jovi song Blaze of Glory? 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2404 ...better to burn out...than to fade away... 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2405 I don't think it's going to be close enough to do us any harm. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2406 I told you we were too loud! 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2407 I guess we aren’t getting a reunion tour 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2408 Can’t say I’ve ever seen this pre-show flyover before… 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2409 ...but is it really timeless, Bob? I mean, will anyone really care about our songs a million years from now? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2410 This may be our last gig. 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
2411 Well at least we don't die in a plane crash. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2412 Later, losers. I just inked a solo contract with Fossil Records. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2413 They pyrotechnics were supposed to come on during the encore. Are they cutting our set short? 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
2414 A colossal amphitheater may be in our future. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2415 This is our farewell tour. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2416 Uh… guys? I don’t think there’s gonna be a second set. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2417 Bill Halley is coming to join us. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2418 I didn't arrange for special-effects lighting. Did you? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2419 I told you the rock song was a bad idea. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2420 Meteor not meter. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2421 Let's title this song "Stairway to Heaven." 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2422 A giant asteroid will hit the Earth and wipe out all life ... IT'S A HOAX 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2423 …I told you guys we should have skipped ‘Tears in Heaven’. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2424 Just one more time! 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2425 I suppose this will be our last set, it's been an honor and a privilege playing with you all 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2426 … and a-two and a- 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2427 No more LSD before rehearsal 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2428 Time for the finale. The special effect is here. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2429 It means we are either going to make it big or that it doesn't matter. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2430 Shit, I broke a string. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
2431 I told you we shouldn't have named the band "Mass Extinction Event!" 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2432 There may actually be a way out our iron-clad recording contract after all... 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2433 Relax. It’s just the pyrotechnics. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2434 Geiko can save you 15% in meteor insurance. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2435 Looks like we have just about enough time to finish this set 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2436 Hey Jerry - let’s finish our last set with “Great ball of fire”…. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2437 I think it might be time to play "Nearer my God to thee" ! 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2438 Let's rock this place like there's no tomorrow. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2439 I bet this is how human beings will feel 56 million years from now! 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2440 Is it just me or do we need another rehearsal space? 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2441 We love you Mexico!!! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2442 OK, we got time for one more 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2443 Uh-oh, I see we're getting the Red Light. Better cut the set short. 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2444 And we just got good at playing with these tiny arms. Typical. 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
2445 Well, there goes next year’s tour. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
2446 Great Balls of Fire on my count. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2447 Dino’s group had a meteoric rise, but he suddenly sensed it wouldn’t last. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2448 Hey! I just got the greatest idea for our band name... 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2449 Maybe "Death to Pangea" wasn't such a great band name after all. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2450 🎵 We didn’t start the fire… It was always burning since the world’s been turning… 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2451 I told you climate change was real 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2452 It’s the end of the world as we know it is a bit too topical of a song don’t you think Gerald? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2453 Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you guys, the band is breaking up 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2454 If we don't get them to like and subscribe in the next five minutes, we may as well go home. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2455 OK, skip the bridge. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
2456 I always knew we'd go out with a bang. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2457 Rock at one o'clock! 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2458 Wow bummer dudes, I finally got date with Jane tonight 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
2459 Well, looks like this is the end of intelligent life on earth. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
2460 I think this one is going to be a smash hit. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
2461 Do you think we've got time for one more? 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2462 From the top 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2463 Needs more brachiosaurus-bell! 1.2766 0.06310 94 76 10 8
2464 And they never had to play 'That's Amore' ever again. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2465 Actually, hang on. I don't feel fine. 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
2466 There goes our farewell tour . . . 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
2467 That's what's missing...pyrotechnics! 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
2468 Once more from the top... Come on baby light my fire - oh sh!t! 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2469 You win Greg. I thought for sure the volcanos would get us. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2470 Do you guys know ‘This is the Dawning of the Age of the Mammals’? 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2471 Do you know the first five chords for "Souls on Fire?" 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2472 Let's jump to the coda. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2473 Is it Bill Haley, or just Haley? 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2474 As long as it just hangs up there, we're in no danger. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2475 If we don’t finish this set we don’t get paid. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2476 Well, I hope this means the franchise can finally die, too. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2477 I knew this would happen once we went mainstream! 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2478 Well, no matter how hard the public asks for another one, this would be our last song 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2479 Great sound! We’re on our way to fame and fortune. Nothing can stop us now. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2480 I’ve heard about a meteoric rise to fame but.....! 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2481 OK guys, let's go for the big finish! 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2482 We’re out of tempo 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2483 I say we we play until we go extinct. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2484 The world is getting stranger and stranger; I mean, why are all the chocolate chip cookies suddenly on fire? 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2485 OK, now let's do, "Eve of Destruction". 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
2486 I didn’t literally want to go out with a bang 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
2487 Guess this really is our final comeback tour. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2488 Um, what do you say we skip the drum solo this time? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2489 Let’s just jump to the coda. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2490 I think we'd better up-tempo this. 1.2754 0.05417 69 50 19 0
2491 You think this is like arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2492 I don't think we'll have to worry about coming up with a second verse. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2493 We’ll call it Rock! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2494 Maybe we shouldn't name ourselves "Haley and the Meteors." 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2495 That's not what I meant by "rock 'n' roll" . . . 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2496 I see a bad moon fallin… 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2497 Honestly, I was gonna suggest we break-up anyway. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2498 Dudes, gig is off tonight. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2499 So Darling, save the last dance for me! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2500 Nostradamus was correct about this 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2501 Calling this the farewell tour seems a little on the nose 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2502 I think we're about to be in the key of B-flat. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2503 Audience, once again, please don't throw beach balls and hold up lighters during the same song. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2504 Okay guys last round! 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
2505 I'm worried we'll be flat. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
2506 Ah, let's end it on that note. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2507 It’s the end of the world and I know it 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2508 Ugh! Not Again ! 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2509 Why are we still doing this? All of our fans are extinct. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2510 I think extinction rebellion is a great name for a death metal band 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2511 I told you Monday turnouts are dead. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2512 Let’s release this one as a single before the album 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2513 Hey gang, I think that's a wrap. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2514 I think we'll have to adapt to New Age music 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2515 Maybe we should cancel Friday's gig. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2516 ‘Think we need to change our name from The Marsmellos to Toast .’ 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2517 That's it. We will brand ourselves, "Flaming Meatballs." 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2518 It came in like a wrecking ball!!! 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2519 Should be a flashy ending! 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2520 This is our decision to live fast and die young @whoismgmt 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2521 Hugh suddenly the short arms thing doesn’t seem like such a big deal 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2522 Jeff's terrible rendition of Stairway to Heaven incurred the wrath of the Rock Gods for one last time 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2523 That was awesome! Our next set will blow them away! 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2524 Close your eyes…and make a wish! 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2525 Man I just missed a note, its not like its the end of the world 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2526 Is that part of the show? 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2527 I told you we were about to blow up! 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2528 I think we're good for one last song right? 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
2529 I can tell- this one is going to be a hit! 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2530 Sorry, guys. I can’t use this shoulder strap. I haven’t got shoulders. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2531 This is going to be a titanic hit! 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2532 Goodness gracious, it's a great ball of fire. Wait...GUYS. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2533 Can’t you try and sound more Mesozoic? 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2534 I have a feeling this will be a big hit. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2535 Anyone know how to play Taps? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2536 Who knows the key for "Nearer My God to Thee?" 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
2537 Time to play "Nearer my God to me" 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2538 Where's Jerry Lee when we need him? 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2539 Set list change: we only have time to play one Ramones song. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2540 Easy guys! We’re playing for a funeral! 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2541 I don't know what that is. Maybe Keith Richards does. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2542 I farted. And I’m still disappointed we haven’t found a lead singer. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2543 Prestissimo, dammit. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2544 Didn't I tell you, "No special effects?" 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
2545 That was the moment the dinosaurs realized they were going to be replaced by the monkeys. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2546 So, I guess... One Hit Wonder? 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2547 I thought pyrotechnics weren't in the budget? 1.2727 0.06805 88 73 6 9
2548 Should we play Stairway to Heaven or Highway to Hell? 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2549 For our last number let's do "One for my baby and one more for ther road." 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2550 Is this a “where were you when the comet struck” moment? 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2551 So, Bill and the Comet said they would drop in... 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2552 Guys,I think our band needs more bang and fire in the sets 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
2553 So we're probably not getting paid at The Cave tonight, huh? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2554 That’s part of the pyrotechnics, right? 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2555 So, no encore I guess? 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2556 Let’s jam like there’s no tomorrow. 1.2717 0.04913 92 68 23 1
2557 I suggest we figure out PDQ whether we're dinosaurs or mammals. The future of popular music may be at stake. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2558 Man, I finally got that riff down too. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2559 Our next number will be 'How Low the Earth' 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2560 Alright boys, it's closing time. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2561 I’m afraid we’re going to be one meteor hit wonders. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
2562 I'm thinking just on encore tonight. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2563 This might be our last set. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2564 Bass line sounds primitive. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2565 I guess that "meteoric rise to fame" thing won't be happening. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2566 At least it’s not a rotten tomato. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2567 Why are you rushing? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2568 You're terrible at the keyboard. There, I've said it, and there's not enough time for me to take it back. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2569 Let’s do “Great Balls of Fire.” 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2570 Oh no, is Yoko coming? 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
2571 Um, REM's end of the world as we know it? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2572 What are you worried about? It's just a two year contract. What could go wrong? 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2573 This next one’s an REM cover. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2574 And now the Tyranno- chorus band playing “At first I was afraid I was petrified” … #dinosaursroc 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2575 I just hope people will remember us for our music. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2576 Once more, but this time increase the tempo to a smash finish. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2577 We're gonna rock this world 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2578 Let’s play: “It’ll be a hot time in the old town, tonight” 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
2579 They can call us dinosaurs, but I say there’s still a future in rock. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2580 Run that chorus again, and then we’ll take a long break. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2581 Dang it! Take 5 million boys. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2582 Guess we better wind this one up boys. 1.2714 0.05354 70 51 19 0
2583 What's the name of that R.E.M. song I like? 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2584 Do you know The Doors song - The End? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2585 I don't see us touring anymore. 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
2586 I bet they're going to blame that on Rock&Roll, too. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2587 Rock 'n Roll won't die but it might fossilize 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2588 Hey, how about we name the band "The Eve of Destruction"? 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2589 Damnit Sam, are you ever going to get these changes right or are we going to be waiting until the end of the world?! 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
2590 Can we up the tempo? 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2591 I can’t remember if I unplugged the iron. 1.2708 0.08283 48 38 7 3
2592 They were right. Rock is dead. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2593 Let´s hit it, guys! 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2594 We've got a problem here lads...no one brought an amp. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2595 Ok, let's play that throwaway: Extinction. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2596 Time to rock this world ! 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2597 maaaan not now that we finally found a decent guitarist! 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2598 This whole rock-star thing really came full circle. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2599 We don't get many requests for a dirge, but this goes out to the Cretaceous Society folks in the back. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2600 Let's play something that will score us some chicks. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2601 Well, I guess that's a wrap 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2602 Did we get a request for 'Great Balls of Fire'? 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2603 Ok that’s our cue for a break. 100 million years on… 100 million years off… union rules. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2604 We'll be right back after a short 100 million year break 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2605 How about one last chorus of 'Great Balls of Fire' before we go extinct? 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2606 Quick, invent bowling. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2607 This is most definitely our Spinal Tap moment. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2608 Who arranged for the pyrotechnics? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2609 Looks like we don’t need that encore song after all 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2610 Ernie, I think we woke your mom... 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2611 We’re going to be so big. Nothing can stop us now. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2612 You think it's just another UFO? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2613 I guess we can strike " Time is on my side" from the playlist! 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2614 Boys, it's time to go out with a bang. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2615 …so, same time tomorrow? 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2616 We're really bringing down the house tonight! 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2617 Now that’s a one-hit wonder. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
2618 Our timing could definitely use some work. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2619 Did you order a flaming hot pepperoni pizza for delivery? 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2620 Let's wind this up guys 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2621 Gosh, I hope there's time for our encore. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2622 Maybe let's stop doing "Eve of Destruction." 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2623 So much for our meteoric rise on the charts. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2624 Think we have time for “Freebird?” 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2625 Sometimes I think his grand entrances will be the death of us 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2626 This awareness concert is going to be the difference maker, I know it! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2627 How about we try 'Just My Imagination' again!? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2628 Is this where we stop? 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2629 I'm not playing Yesterday! 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2630 I bet we'd have a larger following if we were squids! 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2631 Looks like our final gig 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2632 Where's the lute? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2633 I thought this single was going to make us immortal... 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2634 May I suggest we do it in B flat? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2635 We'll redo the demo tape once that's gone. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2636 Damn, archeologists will find us and never know how good we sounded! 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2637 And now, for our final, final number 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2638 Looks like this really is our farewell tour. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2639 Does this mean we get to stop performing for the humans? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2640 I guess we'll go out with a bang. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2641 Hey guys see that rock?! We should probably roll 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2642 One hundred and seventy million years...let's make this last set a good one. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2643 "I Will Survive" on the count of three. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2644 Here comes the sun... 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2645 I'm starting to wonder if being a Bill Haley cover band was such a great idea... 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2646 On top of old smoky? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2647 When the moon is in the Seventh House and Jupiter aligns with Mars... wait, what's that streaking across the sky 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2648 And they say hard rock is dead 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2649 Goodness gracious, that might be the last time we play "Great Balls of Fire." 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2650 Was our last song really that bad? 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2651 The first piece in the history of music belonging to the "doom metal" genre. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2652 Dang! Looks like our career is about to flame out. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2653 We need more Bass... 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2654 How could we be too loud HERE? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2655 This may be our big hit. 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2656 I think we should forget about the album and just finish up the single. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2657 Hey guys, I feel like we finally are coming into our own as THE band of our era. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2658 Rock you say? Yes, that’s a great name for this new music. Why the concerned face? We can’t sound THAT bad. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2659 I can't wait to meet that girl in the second row after the show." 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2660 Relax! Every good band uses pyrotechnics. 1.2676 0.05291 71 52 19 0
2661 Uh... take ten 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2662 Okay, our last song, guys, "winter's a'comin'" 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2663 Who knew we were that bad. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2664 Forget the new album, let's play the hits. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2665 We should have stopped playing after the second encore.” 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2666 I'm not doing an Alley Oop tribute. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2667 Let's practice the last song that I wrote, "Mass extinction" 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2668 All right guys- I know we’ve been on the road for over 10 million years, but let’s make this one count! 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2669 That’s a tough act to follow 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2670 Not what I had imagined for our feature in Rolling Stone. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2671 'No John, I do not believe in climate change' 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2672 Hopefully, people will remember us for our music, not just our giant size. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2673 Who said 'Rock ON!'?! 1.2674 0.04801 86 63 23 0
2674 This one's in the key of 'About to B Flat' 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2675 There goes are weekend gig. 1.2667 0.05141 75 55 20 0
2676 I'm an ordinary guy Burning down the house 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2677 Whatever it is, can it be as bad as the flood? 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2678 Let's try it again. Last time, I promise. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2679 Dammit, Ferg! How 'bout you just keep us on the beat here! 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2680 Up next we'll be playing "It's the End of the World as We Know It" 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2681 I think we should cover R.E.M.’s It’s the End of the World as We Know it. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2682 Okay, let’s skip the drum solo…. 1.2667 0.05757 60 44 16 0
2683 Maybe someone up there is not a fan... 1.2667 0.05141 75 55 20 0
2684 Let's plan a revival album for 66 million years from now. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2685 I actually thought that was one of our better songs. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2686 It’s time for our swan song. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2687 I had a dream about my this the other night, and I’m afraid you’re not going to like how it turns out… 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2688 Maybe it's a good omen for our first gig. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2689 They did say it would be hard to keep the band together. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2690 I think it's time for a break 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2691 Okay boys let's play like there's no tomorrow. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2692 Hey, it's good music, stop throwing stones. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2693 Well, at least rock ‘n roll will never die. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2694 Sweet relief! My armsageddon tired. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2695 A little more percussion this time. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2696 Okay, let’s outdo the guys on the Titanic 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2697 right, so we're all agreed, we'll call ourselves "The rolling stones" 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2698 Would ‘End of The World Meteor Entering Our Atmosphere’ be a good band name? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2699 I knew we should have picked The Rolling Stones rather than The Flying Stones as name for the band… 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2700 The Smithereens was a good band name till it wasn’t 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2701 Good they paid us upfront 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2702 Welp, Should we finally play Freebird? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2703 Looks like we'll never learn "Stairway to Heaven". 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2704 It's the end of the world as we know it ... I feel fine ... 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2705 Please tell me you booked a light show with this gig. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2706 Quick! What beats Rock? 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2707 Damn, I told you we shouldn't have released same week as YoungBoy 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2708 That means were going to be one-hit since, doesn't it? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2709 Okay, on to the next tune " Nearer My God to Thee" 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2710 Let’s move right to the finale. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2711 I think we should go straight to the finale. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2712 It's been great playing tonight. This will be our last song. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2713 Does this mean there won’t be a reunion tour after all? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2714 Ok, guys! Next song is "Eve of Destruction". A-one, A-two... 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2715 Maybe it’s time to stop waiting for our frontman to evolve. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2716 Looks like we don't get an encore tonight. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2717 How many fucking times do I have to say it no piano riffs during my solo 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2718 Eat the manager again and you’re through. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2719 Didn't think doom metal would be this literal 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2720 🎶 It’s the end of the world as we know it.🎶 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2721 Take it from the top. “It’s the end of the world as we know it…” 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2722 Gentlemen, it's been an honor. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2723 I remember now - it was called Great Balls of Fire! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2724 Singer in a bunker. 1.2656 0.05564 64 47 17 0
2725 Better make it a swan song, Ted 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2726 Now we’ll never finish this damn song! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2727 And now for our final performance 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
2728 This really is our farewell tour. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2729 Do you know "Closing Time?" 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2730 That gives me a cool idea for a blues tune. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2731 OK, let’s run through that one last time. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2732 Better go to a 8/4 beat guys. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2733 What should we play for our last song? 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2734 Well, it looks like we're gonna get our wish about having that big hit. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2735 Goodness gracious...and then what? 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
2736 Let's make this one for the ages! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2737 Man I got it!" "This is the end, beautiful friend, This is the end, my only friend, the end. Of our elaborate plans, the end Of everything that stands, the end No safety or surprise, the end I'll never look into your eyes again" 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2738 So much for our farewell tour. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2739 Ok, guys, it’s ’Eve of Destruction’ on one, two, three…hit it! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2740 Looks like this gig is over for another 200,000,000 years. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2741 I knew we'd have a smash hit! 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
2742 This time with the outro. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2743 Another Burning Man flameout! 1.2647 0.07442 68 56 6 6
2744 And now, at your request, our final song will be, burning ring of fire. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2745 Let’s play “Our Day Will Come” quickly! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2746 This will be our last number, folks! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2747 Ernie, I warned you naming our band 'Black Sabbath' would anger the Lord! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2748 From the top, boys, Is That All There Is?".... 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2749 On the bright side, we WILL die before we get old. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2750 'I don't believe, we're on the eve of destruction...' 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2751 I've got all my life to live And I've got all my love to give and I'll survive I will survive, hey, hey 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
2752 Now get ready for a face-melting solo. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2753 There goes the world tour. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2754 The day death metal was born 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2755 This will be one titanic concert. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2756 I hope that last one was uploaded into the cloud. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2757 The beasties 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2758 Oh great, now everything’s a critique! 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2759 Do you guys know "It's the End of the World as We Know It" in D? 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2760 I think "Nearer, my God, to thee" is good for the finale 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2761 You guys know “Last Dance” ? 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2762 I think we’ll have to cancel our tour. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2763 I'm hoping to beat Mick Jagger for longevity. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2764 This will be a meteoric hit. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2765 Damn! Another pesky communication effort from earth. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2766 I guess we’re startin’ with “Great Balls of Fire”. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2767 It looks like we only have time for one more. Here is our version of Dark Side of the Moon. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2768 Let's make this our last number 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2769 Focus, Charlie! You're losing the beat! 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2770 We’re next. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2771 You think we'll have time for encore? 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2772 Mike is always over the top with the pyrotechnics 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2773 We’ve got time for one more… thank you, earth! 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2774 We get the experience while R.E.M gets all the royalties 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2775 Okay, one more time. We want our first gig to be perfect. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2776 Look, it's a Rock and it's Rolling 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2777 I can't believe the critic called us dinosaurs. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2778 I'm thinking Taps in a 4/4 beat. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2779 I'm sure disco will be extinct before us! 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2780 Keep your cool, its those little furry critters that are in trouble. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2781 At least we'll leave a record. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2782 Just keep playing. I told you these meteorites are harmless. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2783 Drat! Just when we'd achieved tonal oneness. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2784 Looks like we're about to lose this gig 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2785 Let's go very up tempo. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2786 I don't think we have to worry about any requests 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
2787 Freebird always gets a meteoric reception 1.2632 0.08121 57 47 5 5
2788 Last song, people! 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2789 I think it’s a bit early to start discussing pyrotechnics... 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2790 ok ok...IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA....but PLEEEASE....only the short version.. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2791 I think we better try some new age stuff. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2792 I agree it would be fitting, I'm a little worried about being able to get all the way through 'The End'. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2793 Looks like last call fellas! 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2794 See Terrence, now THAT’S a rockstar. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2795 What ever happened to the audience just throwing tomatoes when they didn't like us?" 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2796 Play the finale! 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2797 Practice may end a little early today. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2798 Well,at least we'll go out in a blaze of glory! 1.2625 0.04950 80 59 21 0
2799 That's a wrap, here comes our closer!! 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2800 This can be a great ending for our version of the 1812 Overture! 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2801 I thought the pyrotechnic budget was $50? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2802 I still think we are going to be famous one day. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2803 So this is it? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2804 I don't think that we're doing encore today. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2805 This isn’t what I meant by playing us off Larry! 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2806 Early pyrotechnics... 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2807 Ready for our big finish? 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2808 How fast can you put together a boxed set? 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2809 Don't think twice; it's all right! 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
2810 What would Seth Meyers do? (dedicated to Norm Macdonald) 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2811 What do you mean, “there won’t be the need for an encore”? 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
2812 I'm just gonna say it, I think we should cancel practice tomorrow. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2813 On second thought, maybe calling ourselves The Extinctions wasn't the smartest thing to do. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2814 Dude, I told you those amps don’t go to 11 for a reason! 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
2815 Maybe it's just the stage pyrotechnics... 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2816 It’s the end of the world as we know it… 🎶🎶 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2817 Unbelievable! Another stupid Amazon drone. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2818 Play it like there’s no tomorrow 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2819 If there's a rock and roll heaven, I know you'll be part of the band .. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2820 Lucy in the sky with dinos. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2821 I just got a feeling our gig might get canceled. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2822 Where the phrase ‘One Hit Wonder’ came from. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2823 Aww, that would've looked so cool on our album cover! Maybe next time... 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2824 The critics just won’t give our new stuff a chance. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2825 Let's just skip to the finale. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2826 Perhaps this would be a good time to change our name from "Hailey and the Comets" to something else. 1.2615 0.05493 65 48 17 0
2827 Boys,the groupies are going to be legendary tonight. 1.2615 0.05493 65 48 17 0
2828 Geez I guess rock really is dead. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2829 God really does hate rock and roll. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2830 The Universe for 3…and it’s good! 🔥🏀 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
2831 They used to use a gong, you know. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2832 Is this where the strings come in? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2833 I'm sure we'll have a big hit soon. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2834 Do we know Fire and Rain? 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2835 Try this as a refrain: It's better to burn out than fade away. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2836 I knew "Hope I die before I get old" was bad karma. 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
2837 I think we may need to go easier on the pyrotechnics. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2838 I guess someone does not like our jamming 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2839 From the top, but let’s speed it up to 2/4 tempo? Uh, one, two, uh, one two three… 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2840 And for our last number,'Great Balls of Fire!' 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2841 Thunder Lizards is so last year. I say we call ourselves the Tiny Rodents. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2842 Will you pay attention? If we don't get this job, we will be extinct by next week! 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2843 Looks like there will be no encore for us. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2844 Not exactly the meteoric fall we had in mind? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2845 Hit it on 3, guys! 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2846 Let's play: There'll be a hot time in old town tonight! 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2847 *playing Nearer, My God, to Thee" Gentleman, it's been a privilege playing with you tonight. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2848 We need someone on fiddle. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2849 Whatever. We’re not canceling our tour. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2850 Uh, guys? I think we’re about to become extinct as a dinosaur band… 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2851 I did my own research—there’s nothing to fear. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2852 The first performance of Eve of Destruction. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2853 Well, no encore tonight. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2854 OK guys! It's time for Amazing Grace 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2855 I’m just gonna riff out the “Hey Jude” part at the end and I guess we’ll just roll with it until it fades or something. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2856 And we thought WE were heavy metal! 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2857 Let's play "Far Far Away From Here". 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2858 Its probably for the best that we never invested in a microphone. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2859 Man, these new special effects are simply to-die-for! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2860 I guess this means we’re ready to rock. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
2861 OK, let’s change the name of our band from the “Bill Haley Trio” to… 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2862 Anybody know "Nearer My God To Thee"? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2863 Prehistoric pyrotechnics. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2864 Goodness gracious, it's a ball of fire! 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2865 Which do you think will go extinct first, our music or our species? 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2866 This last number is going to be epoch. 1.2603 0.07041 73 60 7 6
2867 Do you two know REM’ s End of the World? 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2868 This next one’s going to be a killer. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2869 It has been a pleasure, gentlebeasts. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2870 Oh no! 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2871 Oh, Oh somebody really didn’t like our music. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2872 Maybe the comet contains some heavier metal we could learn from. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2873 We're on fire tonight! 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2874 I swear, this song is literally going to be a big hit! 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2875 I think they want us to play "Great Balls of Fire". 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2876 Keep playing, boys — The Three Dinos are about to be the original one-hit wonder! 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2877 I like it, but I'm just not sure playing in a band is the right métier for me. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2878 Hey Bill, I’ve got a great name for the band! 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2879 Do you guys know “nearer to my god than thee?” 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
2880 Ooh, 3 clouds, a sign of good fortune 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2881 It's the end of the world as we know it" -R.E.M (Rex's Existential Music 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2882 This next one's called The Velocirapture. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2883 Well,at least the finale will have an impact. 1.2600 0.08480 50 41 5 4
2884 Um...I thought we agreed we couldn’t afford pyro for this show. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2885 That reminds me... let's give " End of Mesozoic Age Blues" a go". 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2886 I've got it! lets call the Album"Extinction Event"! 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2887 (sigh) “One-hit wonder” was right… 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2888 Come on, baby, drive me crazy Goodness gracious, great balls of ... 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2889 How "Spirit In The Sky" became a 1 Hit Wonder. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2890 All right. Who ate the frontman? 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2891 For our next song, we'd like to do "The End of The World As We Know It." 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2892 What would rock ‘n’ roll be without fun, ambition, craziness and the threat of mass species extinction?” 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2893 Good thing we recorded that 8-track--that'll never go extinct. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2894 Let’s play this gig as if it were our last 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2895 That was our time at this year’s festival! Next up- Homo Sapiens! 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2896 The problem is Yoko…. Oh no! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2897 Make it good fellas…looks like we are gonna be a one hit wonder. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2898 Ahh...given how this may turn out, is it too late to add more cowbell? 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
2899 Don't get all dooms-day-ee or they'll think we're an emo band." 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
2900 Ignore it, it’s a one hit wonder! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2901 This is our last encore. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2902 Okay all you space rockers, we are going to close with Mary Jane's Last Dance. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2903 ok -- I think we've got time for one more. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2904 Skip ahead to the bridge and take it out!! 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2905 No, our last song will not be 'Stairway to Heaven.' We've evolved beyond that. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2906 What do you mean, “Smoke On The Water”, is too prehistoric? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2907 Great going guys! Tonight's show will knock 'em dead!. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2908 We might have to skip the encore 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2909 Shall we play "One Last Time" ? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2910 I've got it. Let's play Gerry Lewis's "Great Balls of Fire." 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2911 Screw it! Let's play 'Stairway.' 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2912 I think we might have spent a little too much on pyrotechnics for this show. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2913 ‘Nearer My God To Thee.’ 1.2586 0.07993 58 48 5 5
2914 Looks like my wish for a big smash hit wasn’t specific enough. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2915 Okay, for our last number, 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2916 Encore? 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
2917 Boys, lets play "London Calling" by The Clash. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2918 Mankind supposed our specie to be extinct but they have found us.Shows over lads,i repeat,shows over! 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2919 Maybe hold off on next week’s booking, Doug 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2920 The real reason why Dino and the Belmonts broke up. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2921 We should play like there’s no tomorrow. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2922 Ok…last encore! 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2923 I hope they like our welcoming ensemble. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2924 They won't believe this in 66 million years. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2925 Where's Michael? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2926 On three, "The End of The World as We Know it"? 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2927 I think we can forget the encore. 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
2928 Looks like our meteoric rise on the charts is about to happen ! 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2929 I fear we may soon become irrelevant. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2930 The good news: I’ve got an awesome idea for the album cover. The bad news…. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2931 We're going to have to play louder. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2932 And now for a special Jerry Lee Lewis request: Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls Of Fire! 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2933 Yah! - Apocalypse sounds great for the title! 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2934 Anyone know "Great Balls of Fire"... 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
2935 I just had a flash of inspiration. Follow my lead,one,two,three,Goodness gracious,great balls of fire. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2936 I never thought Pangaea would break up. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2937 We are Iridium Anomaly, and we're here to rock! 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2938 In the year 2525, if Dinokind is still alive... 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2939 Let's go through that encore again" 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2940 Should we call the band armageddon? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2941 I knew we shouldn't have gone electric. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2942 The End “ on three 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2943 Did we close the windows on the van? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2944 You know, I don't think we're ever gonna learn how to play these things! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2945 What do you mean, 'meatier'? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2946 This might be a really unfortunate beat drop. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2947 I don't think we need to plan an encore. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2948 You've got to play it like there's no tomorrow! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2949 Hit it boys, “This is the end of the world as we know it, this is the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine...” 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2950 Quick, break into Free Bird! 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2951 Yeah, of course I think we’re DINO-mite! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2952 A one and a two and — oh, screw it. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2953 And to think we just found instruments that were big enough… 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2954 Okaay. One more time, starting on the downbeat: "Here comes the sun" 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2955 This is going to be epoch! 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2956 Well I heard Burning Man wasn’t going to happen anyway. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2957 Heavy Metal’s number one hit! 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2958 The pyrotechnics went off a bit early... Ehhh, I'm sure it will be fine. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2959 Don’t look now, but I think we’re about to become a one-hit wonder. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2960 Our band is about to be a big hit. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2961 We should make this our last song. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2962 That's the rock, guys. Let's roll. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2963 Just a little old band from Texas! 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2964 The day before the day the music died 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2965 All right, who hired the special-effects guy? 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2966 Looks like we’ve got time for one more… 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2967 I though Bill Hailey wasn't on til tomorrow? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2968 Let’s just play the new stuff. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2969 A one... A two... A.... oh wait 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2970 Boys, let’s end this gig with a bang! 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2971 The gods have called a final wrap, guys. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2972 Better play this one allegro. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2973 Play it like it's your last time! 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2974 Well, there goes the neighborhood. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2975 Maybe the finale has gone too far. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2976 Oh,oh,guys - I think the gig is up... 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2977 From the top: GOODNESS, GRACIOUS... 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2978 Let's end this set with 'Here comes the Sun' and call it a day. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2979 Maybe Rock & Roll really is dead. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2980 Last night, HAIL! Today, COMETS! C’mon Bill, let’s think up a catchy name for our group! 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2981 I think the pyrotechnic guys went too far this time. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2982 Who ordered the special effects? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2983 Just when we got on the Coachella lineup. 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
2984 « One more song » 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2985 I think we’re in treble. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2986 Here comes Jimi Hendrix. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2987 Did we announce our farewell tour too early ? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2988 Oh, anything but Great Balls of Fire. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2989 Goodness gracious! Great Balls of Fire in C. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2990 First COVID, now this? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2991 Well, okay, not exactly like Titanic. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2992 let's finissh with a bang 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2993 And just like that... 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2994 Ok,definitely just one encore. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2995 Looks like we won't make the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2996 Did either of you guys read the fine print in our contract with Simon Cowell? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2997 I told you we should have written some more songs about asteroids 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2998 The encore is going to be killer. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2999 Now can we play Stairway to Heaven? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3000 If we don’t get a hit fast, we’re doomed” 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3001 It's time for the band to move forward for something more underground 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3002 here's to blowing them away guys 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3003 We should have added a fiddle. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3004 Call me crazy but I have a feeling tonite's set is gonna be epic. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3005 We'd better make this our last set. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3006 Let's do the dirge version of "Last Dance". 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3007 Goodness, gracious…wait how does the rest go? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3008 These d*@#% light shows are going to be the end of us! 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3009 Soft rock! I said soft rock! 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3010 Some stupid with a flare gun 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3011 65 million years from now nobody will appreciate how advanced our civilization was. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3012 Tommy wants us to go out playing 'Nearer, my God, to thee' but I think that's more of an iceberg allegory. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3013 Walt, wait! So what I hear you saying is that is NOT part of the pyrotechnics we ordered for tonight’s show? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3014 Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3015 Was that lyric destruction or extinction?" 1.2558 0.04733 86 64 22 0
3016 That was great, let's take five. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3017 Who arranged the pyrotechnics for the farewell tour? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3018 Quick, what do we play for an encore? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3019 this next one will be a bit loud. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
3020 Who ordered fireworks? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
3021 I'm thinking 'Great Balls of Fire' for the encore? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3022 maybe it will go away if we pretend its not there 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3023 Better step up the tempo 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
3024 Guys, let’s do this one uptempo. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
3025 How about we call this one «Highway to hell»? 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
3026 Dude,I told you we’d go out with a Big Bang. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
3027 Let’s finish with something really hot 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
3028 It's come to supply the bass. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3029 Fellas, we need a break before we burn out. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3030 Okay - who forgot to press, 'Record'? 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3031 Hey guys, I think this gig … er, jig … is up. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3032 I don't want to rush the creative process, that being said, there's nothing like a deadline. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
3033 We've got to do something about that background noise! 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3034 Um, what do you say we pick up the tempo. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3035 If we had a singer, we would be like Selena and Los Dinos." 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3036 Rock bands crash and burn early, just keep playing. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3037 I'm afraid this is going to leave them wanting more...everything. 1.2540 0.05528 63 47 16 0
3038 I guess no encore. 1.2540 0.05528 63 47 16 0
3039 Let’s take a break 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3040 Shall we play on? 1.2540 0.05528 63 47 16 0
3041 Titanic? What’s a Titanic? 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
3042 Skip the intro! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3043 Something tells me our world tour is about to be cancelled. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3044 And for our final act… 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3045 Then again, maybe The Extinct Dinosaurs would be a pretty good name for us. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3046 For the last, Rex, it starts with an F sharp! 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3047 Looks like we’re in for a meteoric fall. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3048 How about 'Wrecking Crew' by the Meteors? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3049 Need to speed this song up! 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3050 Uh, I think we better make this our last song! 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3051 Well, guys, guess I'll see you in the museum... 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3052 Larry's chance to wow everyone with a killer drum solo appeared at last. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3053 What about The Meteors? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3054 I could’ve sworn the pyro was supposed to be stage-based. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3055 I thought Whole Lotta Shakin was up next. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3056 I think our set is over. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3057 The critics have spoken. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3058 I’m afraid this will be our last one. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3059 Well, write it fast. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3060 So, have you seen that really old movie - Titanic? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3061 I guess we don’t need to keep practicing… 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3062 you guys know about titanic right? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3063 The origin of the phrase: ‘Let’s Rock and Roll!’ 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3064 Lets call it Rock and Roll. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3065 Rexie did you order fireworks again? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3066 I just don't know if we'll have a lasting impact. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3067 Let's pick up the tempo 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
3068 You paid the electricity bill - right? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3069 I guess tonight’s gig will be postponed ‘til tomorrow. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3070 I think we sound too anemic, let's go for a really big finish. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3071 Shall we do ‘Smoke on the water, fire in the sky?’ 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
3072 Well, at least we’ll never have to play that damn ‘Bang A Gong’ again. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3073 Let's call this one, "Mass Extinction." 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
3074 You said you wanna rock. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
3075 I know, let's call it The Last Waltz! 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
3076 Let's pick it back up at "It's the end of the world as we know it, but double time". 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3077 May I suggest a tune by Jerry Lee Lewis? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3078 I'm playing in double time. That way we can pack up and get out before it hits. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3079 Play it like you mean it, like it's the last thing we ever play. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3080 Imagine how we'd sound if we had regular-sized arms! 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3081 ‘Let’s roll?!’ 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3082 Well, at least we don't have to worry about icy water. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
3083 And we call this next one, "Party Like It's 65 Million Years BC". 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3084 I guess we won’t get to do an encore 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
3085 Do we even have time for an encore? 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
3086 The establishment says it’s last call! 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3087 Time for Auld Lang Syne boys, we better be quick! 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3088 Guys, this may really be the final farewell tour... 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3089 Goodness! Gracious! 200 million years before Jerry Lee Lewis! 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3090 I don’t want to be just a cover band! I want to play our own music! 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
3091 I told you we should have stayed in your mom’s garage, Carl. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
3092 Oh no, not again! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3093 Darn, and we just getting good! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3094 I hope we got paid in advance for this gig. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3095 How about playing that classic Jerry Lee Lewis song Great Balls of Fire? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3096 It was the end of an era. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3097 Jazz? 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3098 And to think, we haven't even evolved the ability to sing yet. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3099 Now that we're all about to die, I am just gonna say it — I think we shouldn't have kicked Keith Richards out of the band 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
3100 Are we playing until the very end? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3101 Boy, the critics are REALLY BRUTAL here! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3102 Seriously? It took us, like, a billion years to invent these instruments. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3103 Elvisaurus has left the building 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3104 Let’s go with “Nearer, My God, to Thee”? 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3105 Did some one release the fireworks too early?? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3106 Goodness Gracious Gra....... uh-oh! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3107 You don't think they'll cancel our concert do you? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
3108 You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain Too much love drives a man insane You broke my will, but what a thrill Goodness gracious, great balls of fire 1.2529 0.06378 87 72 8 7
3109 Hit it boys! It’s time for the big finale! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3110 How much did we pay the light show guy...? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3111 Getting 'booed' I get, but... 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3112 Ok let’s just start without Brian we only have the space for another 15 mins. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3113 Flaming Rock Band 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
3114 Trust me, we’re gonna blow up 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
3115 Who would have thought that starting Jurassic Park would be this real? 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
3116 I wish they'd stop requesting 'End of the World!' We don't even know that song." 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3117 Wait - I thought you were bringing the extension cords. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
3118 I think rock is over. 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
3119 Hard rock? Or heavy metal? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3120 Hey Rex, I think we need to shorten our setlist. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3121 Let 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3122 ? Tonight, tonight Won’t be just any night…? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3123 Playing that song again was a real blast from the past! 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3124 That's your opinion. I say our music will last forever! 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
3125 Looks like we’re not going to have time for your drum solo. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3126 Is that the Yoko Ono we were warned about ? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3127 Let’s wrap this up. We don’t have time for an encore. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3128 Look at it this way: We're inventing death metal! 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
3129 I say we cut the bridge out this time around 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3130 Play it again, Sam, just one last time! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3131 This set looks to be over! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3132 'Lucky it's not Woodstock' 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3133 Ouk.. guys... remember the torah relate about Noach`s Ark? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3134 The audience is throwing rotten asteroids. If one hits the planet, this won't end well for us. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3135 They’ve really given Simon Cowell too much power... 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3136 Remember when they used to just gong you? 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3137 A wop bop a loo bop a lop bam BOOM 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
3138 Maybe one last chorus of "You Rock My World" ? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
3139 Well, in 65 million years they'll still dig our hard rock. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
3140 Our publicist handles damage control, right? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3141 I think we need a singer before this ends. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3142 Jerry Lee Lewis seems appropriate. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
3143 For our next song, let's play "Way Down in Mexico." 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3144 I didn't know this gig had pyro. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3145 Fellas, I believe a new age of Rock is coming. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3146 Let's make this a short set. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3147 Looks like we are about to be upstaged by Heavy Metal. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3148 I’m afraid we have to cut our set short. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3149 Diminuendo, diminuendo, crescendo! 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3150 I can’t believe we’re on the eve of destruction 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3151 But you said I could be John! 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
3152 This stage special effects are to die for 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
3153 Really? Permian and the Triassic Extinction! 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
3154 I always thought it was gonna end with a bang. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3155 Keep on rockin’ in the free world! 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3156 OKAY LAST SET! 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
3157 Now I know what you meant by rock and roll. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3158 Ready to rock out? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3159 We may have over done the pyrotechnics this time! 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3160 I don't care you still owe me 10 bucks. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3161 How come nobody stayed for the encore? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3162 Oh-oh, I hope this doesn’t mess up our Super Bowl gig. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3163 Well folks, this will be our last number. 1.2500 0.04872 80 60 20 0
3164 No wonder everyone thinks we’ll be a one hit wonder 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3165 I don’t think we’re getting to Carnegie Hall boys. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3166 Whoa, dude! Great special effects! 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3167 Wow, deja Vu! I feel like I've been in this New Yorker cartoon before. It doesn't end well. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3168 We're going to need something up-tempo. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3169 This should be our final number. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3170 Here comes the sun" and it's not alright 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3171 No worries! Our next gig is on the cruise ship "Titanic". 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3172 Rock Around the Clock" one last time 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
3173 OK, playlist change..... smoke on the water. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3174 Classic Rock 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3175 I guess rock ‘n roll will die. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3176 It looks like Bryson is practicing again! 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3177 I'll bet Pearl Jam never had to deal with extinction. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3178 You two can't quit the band when we're so close to a hit. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3179 There's our closer. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3180 Smoke on the water, fire in the sky"will seem ironic in a minute or two 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3181 You’ve been a wonderful audience, we’re gonna be here all … 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3182 Great special effect. But I hope Freddie stayed within budget. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
3183 We better finish the set quick 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3184 5-6-7-8...It's the end of the world as we know it. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3185 This is the end, my friend...this is the end. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3186 This battle of the bands is killer. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3187 When I said we should make a record, I didn't mean a fossil record. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3188 Do we have time for one last song? 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3189 Instead of "rock and roll will never die" how about "goodness, gracious, great balls of fire"? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3190 Looks like Chicxulubchella is cancelled this year. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3191 Guys, I think we might be going down as rock stars. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
3192 Have you guys practiced "Nearer My God To Thee" lately? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3193 Oh,oh. No encore now. Just a big percussion crescendo. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3194 So much for any future reunion tour 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3195 I think they're screaming for an encore of "Great Balls of Fire." 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3196 What a meteoric rise! We’re dinomite! 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
3197 Does anyone know Stairway to Heaven? 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
3198 If that’s what it takes, Seymour, then yes, we’ll play it to death. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3199 Normally, we don’t cover REM songs, but tonight .,, 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3200 Well, it's just coincidental. And I still think"The Flying Fireballs" is better than "The Cockroaches" 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3201 I told you we shouldn’t have covered Barry McGuire. 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
3202 The era of the Dino might gone, but music, well, music shall live on. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3203 I’m not sure if it’s the cowbell, the wah-wah pedal or the Wurlitzer electric piano—but our sound really is becoming dated. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
3204 Looks like this IS the final reunion tour! 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3205 I told you a music festival at Area 51 is a bad idea! 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3206 Don’t say I didn’t warn you Barney! When God requests a song, you play His song! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3207 Oh no, just as we were getting the band back together! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3208 I wanna make music that's gonna last, you know? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3209 Hey guys, when’s the next Halley’s Comet? 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3210 Let’s hope it is better to burn out than it is to rust. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3211 I hope that's pyrotechnics 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3212 I told you this band would never last. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3213 Let’s pick up the tempo a bit. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3214 I thought the gender reveal show was tomorrow 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3215 At least we’re gonna go out a hit. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3216 I told you the flyer should’ve said ‘flee before 11’ 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3217 I don’t know guys, I feel like this is really going to be our year. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3218 Well fellas, it’s been a pleasure playing with you. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3219 Let’s play the short set 1.2500 0.04872 80 60 20 0
3220 Something tells me we should hold off on the tour 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3221 Look, it was your idea to form an REM cover band. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3222 Okay, better cut the drum solo. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3223 This will likely be our last gig. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
3224 Let’s play this last set double time. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
3225 Looks like we just have time for one more number... 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
3226 OK, I guess it’s time to do the wrap up set. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
3227 We should probably change it to 'our farewell tour.' 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3228 I'm telling you, disco is making a comeback. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3229 Who likes the name "Meteorites" for our band?? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3230 And the band played on. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3231 'We planned for this, remember? Stop, drop, and rock and roll' 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3232 Think of the positive: There's no time for the drum solo. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3233 Now for the grande finale. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3234 Ok, let's finish with the Rolling Stones" This Could Be The Last Time. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
3235 Man I know we sucked but I didn't know we sucked on an apocalyptic level. I mean God could've just thrown a tomato. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3236 DAMN it IN-COMING! Play louder! Our existence depends on it. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
3237 We’re gonna be so hot tonight! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3238 I don't like the song's ending. Needs something dramatic! 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3239 Anyone know ‘Nearer, my God, to thee’ ? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3240 Uh oh, this might set back the creation of rock ‘n’ roll by 60 million years or so. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3241 It's the end of the world. Wanna play that tune by Lizzo? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3242 Let's close with a big bang! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3243 OK everyone, let’s dance like there’s no tomorrow! 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3244 You did pray for a smash hit. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3245 One step at a time. We play the music, develop ear lobes, hear the music. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3246 We might want to rethink about that encore. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3247 We said we were in this together to the end…right ?! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3248 Don't count on a reunion tour. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3249 Look guys, the only way to get through this is to keep doing what we were doing. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3250 We have time for one more. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3251 The end of the Rockclassic Period is here, guys. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3252 Goodness gracious" is a great start, but what's the next line 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3253 A day before their audition for Ed Sullivan, T-Rex and the Triceratops meet an untimely end. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3254 I feel a song idea coming on... Evolution. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3255 Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3256 Let's end with Closing Time. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3257 You think that will mess up the demo? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3258 I didn't realize were were that hot 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3259 We're done, just like Disco! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3260 Looks like we're not going to have time for an encore 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3261 I think we have a chart-burning, can't miss, big hit on the way." 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3262 Uh,oh: Did we pay our ASCAP fee? 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
3263 Let's set a precedent for the Titanic. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
3264 By 50,000BC, the Dinosaur Climate Commission will have fully protected dinosaurs from a meteor killing us all. Business as usual. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3265 You know I met this girl, Yoko, she’s really nice. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3266 -Just thought of a great band name guys. "The one hit wonders" 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3267 This next song is going to be our last. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3268 Do we know anything upbeat? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3269 I think the pyrotechnics guy may have gone too far 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3270 We might be one-hit wonders. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3271 I’m not sure the world needs another classic rock cover band right now… 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3272 I told you our band was too loud! 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3273 Here's the Rock, let's roll! 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3274 We're going to close with one helluva light show. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3275 Let's face it...this is our last rehearsal. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3276 It could be worse. At least we are not on a ship that has just collided with an iceberg. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3277 I think this is our final performance. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3278 Come on guys! If we don't take practice seriously the world will never know the pure hard rock of 'Barney & Friends.' 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3279 We need a bass to land on 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3280 ♫It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine♫ 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3281 OK, from the top: Theme from Apocalypse Now! 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3282 Maybe we should cut "Free Bird" a little short. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3283 I guess our song will be remembered as a one hit wonder. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3284 Should we catch a falling star? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3285 at least we don’t have to go out with a bass solo! 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3286 Everyone Gets Music 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3287 Look on the bright side…it’s better than having to sit through a drum solo. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3288 Thats the new sound my cousin chuck is looking for 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3289 The ironic end of their meteoric rise. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3290 Another apocalypse. We’ve seen that before. Meh. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3291 I think He took our request for pyrotechnics too literally 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3292 Mesozoic Meteorite may not be the best band name after all." 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3293 I've got a great idea for a song... 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3294 This ain't no Mudd Club, no CBGB, this ain't no foolin' around. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3295 Keep time Rex we don’t have much of it. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3296 I told you we should have sold the rights to our catalog. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3297 Whatever we decide on,it better be quick 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3298 Looks like we don't have time for an encore... 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3299 I think it's the fans letting off fireworks. Don't worry. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3300 I didn't know this was a farewell tour. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3301 I thought you said media tour, not meteor tour! 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3302 Anything faster than 5-4 time? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3303 Do you think we have time for one more song? 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
3304 Ok, so the band's name is the Falling Stone, not the Rolling Stones? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3305 It has the rock but not the roll. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3306 And now for the big ending… 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3307 You remembered to press "record," right? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3308 Do either of you know the music to Nearer My God to Thee? 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
3309 Dinosaur Sr. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
3310 Well, this Farewell Tour has become ironic. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3311 We’ve got time for one last number, folks! 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
3312 We just got an anonymous request for ‘Dust in the Wind’…. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3313 Now let’s take it again from the top- 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3314 This is not what I meant when I said ‘Let’s Rock’ 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3315 Hey, I just got an idea for our band's name! 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3316 This is gonna be a big hit worldwide. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
3317 Auld Lang Syne on three... 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3318 It's our farewell concert guys. Let's go out with a bang! 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3319 Gentlemen, it has been a privilege working with you. 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
3320 Traditionally this is when it's time to play, "Nearer My God to Thee." 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
3321 Play it again Sam…… quick! 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3322 Oops, we've wished too hard... 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3323 We may have to rename this "Our Extinction Tour." 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3324 So we scrap the live album and go with the extinction release. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
3325 When I said rock, this wasn't what I meant. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
3326 I gotta bail. Stock up on toilet paper. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
3327 This will be our final song. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3328 I guess we shouldn’t have called our band “Petroleum” 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3329 Okay- let’s take it from the top. “It’s the end of the world as we know it. . . 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3330 We’re Fossil Record. Now let’s rock like there’s no tomorrow! 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
3331 when i said i wanted our last show to be a blast i didn’t mean it that way… 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3332 Double time, guys. Make it snappy. 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
3333 I smell extinction 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
3334 Looks like we won’t be “going platinum”! 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
3335 I think this will be our last set. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
3336 It's a sign we never should have 'gone electric' without electricity. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3337 Dude, I knew we should have stuck with the dry ice. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3338 Guys, best we open with the encore. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
3339 Should we still wait for John? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3340 Our fans already complain that our sets are too short. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3341 OK, again. This time in the key of B-flattened Major. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3342 Maybe let's cut the drum solo. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3343 We'll meet again. Don't know where. Don't know when ... 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3344 That rock 'll roll, right? 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3345 This is the last number in this set before we take break. Be back in never. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3346 I would play the Last Waltz if I knew what a Waltz was. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3347 I'd say they really mean it: less bass. 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
3348 Never trust anyone over 30,000,000. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3349 I guess the meteorologist was right this ONE time! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3350 Somebody better record this stuff before it's too late!!! 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3351 OK, I'm tired of your whining, Larry.....you can finally have a solo on the next song. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3352 When the verse hits, change to 'allegro'. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3353 Just when we get out of the garage... 1.2436 0.04892 78 59 19 0
3354 That’s the pyrotechnics, right? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3355 Let's set their hearts ablaze. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3356 OK! Let’s open with an “Animal” Score: “we gotta get out of here.” 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
3357 The show’s over, boys. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3358 This might be our ‘farewell tour’. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3359 At least it will wipe out those pesky humans. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3360 Let's close this gig with a bang! 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3361 Let's pick up the tempo, guys. Our gig will be over soon. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3362 Is death metal really an appropriate title for our genre?” 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3363 I cant wait until they invent Electricity. This waiting for a comet to explode so we can play off of the thermonuclear power gets really old!! 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3364 I knew something bad would happen if we played Smashmouth. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3365 The @jonasbrothers said the year 3000 was underwater, they failed to mention meteors in the jurassic period… 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3366 Okay, whose bright idea was this stupid road trip? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3367 We may not have time for the encore. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3368 That's not hard rock, Dino, it's metal. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3369 The red comet means one thing, boy: Dragons. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3370 Rock of Ages on 3,2... 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3371 How about naming it “Great Balls of Fire “? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3372 If I don't go solo now, I'm never going to do it. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3373 Uh oh! Know any dirges? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3374 Goodness, gracious – a great ball of...wait a minute – I think I've got an idea for a song. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3375 Ready? In G...Nearer, my God, to thee. 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
3376 I think this will be our last number. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3377 What do we play if they ask for an encore? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3378 Is 'meteoric fall' a thing 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3379 Did you guys actually order the T-shirts? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3380 The Beatles inspiration for their hit single- HELP! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3381 It was always burnin’ since the world’s been turnin’ 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3382 I don't remember telling the stage team we wanted that effect? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3383 Keep playing. Rock’n’Roll never dies. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3384 Fireworks? Our fans adore us, guys! 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3385 The Rock of Ages 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3386 Rock on, it's a good omen. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3387 Maybe we shouldn't have described our sound as 'death rock.' 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3388 What if we write a song about the end of the world as we know it? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3389 Enough with the hard rock! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3390 We're going out with bang. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3391 OK guys, this next one is by REM. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
3392 It's gonna be a big hit 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3393 Ready on three. Anda one anda two..." 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3394 Let's just say this one is the curtain call. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3395 Auto-tune is the sound of the universe ending 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3396 A great ball of fire? You can’t write a song about that! 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
3397 Should I switch to fiddle on this one? 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3398 Alright, boys—play like there’s no tomorrow. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3399 I mean, we gotta finish with a guitar solo, right? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3400 We call this one ‘Fire and Brimstone.’ 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3401 Um, maybe let's not take it from the top. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3402 Just remember guys, Rock-n-Roll never dies! 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3403 So, she really said, 'The show must go on!'? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3404 Looks like we didn't need to spend all that time working on a second set. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3405 Let's name our new musical style: Death Metal 🤘 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3406 Let's set the precedent that whenever there's impending, inescapable doom, musicians will always hold their own and perish with dignity, despite not getting paid adequately for our craft! 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3407 We’re like the Titanic musicians, except not as well dressed. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3408 Do you hear cheering? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3409 Until now I felt safer knowing we were all vaccinated. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3410 Let's take it from the top and get the ending right this time. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3411 I don't think we'll be adding more dates to our final farewell tour! 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3412 Looks like our manager was right, it’s gonna be a smash hit! 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3413 I have an idea for a song and I think if we call our band R.E.M., we might have a big hit on our hands. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3414 Maybe we should add a couple of mammals to the group. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
3415 Uh, big finish? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3416 Did you order the pyrotechnics for tonight’s performance? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3417 Alrighty. 'Nearer, my God, to thee' in a one, and a two... 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3418 How about "Bill Haley and his Asteroids? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3419 OK, one more time. Let’s get this one if it’s the last thing we do! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3420 We need more cowbell. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3421 Let's make the sound of music, "So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Good Night! 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
3422 We may have entered the wrong kind of rockstar contest 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3423 Long Live BedRock & Roll 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
3424 I hope they don’t ask for an encore 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3425 Alright, I think we got time for one more. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
3426 I guess punk IS dead. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3427 Uh Oh (no cation needed) 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3428 Last call? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3429 Louie, Louie.” Now 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3430 Perhaps calling our band The Fireballs angered the gods. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3431 Play it like it’s the last song you’ll ever hear. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3432 Not quite the smash hit we were hoping for. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3433 Well, it looks like we still have time for a strong finish. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3434 Someday, Don McLean is going to write a song about this. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3435 Let's do a concept album about climate change...and release it really quickly. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3436 Fly me to the moon, let me play … 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3437 We need to get a new tour manager... 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3438 Are you sure there's already a song called "Here Comes The Sun?" 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
3439 That name's already taken. How about Gathers No Moss? 1.2419 0.07517 62 52 5 5
3440 That's going to be a rolling stone. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
3441 'We might have to turn up the bass' 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3442 You know,I had a bad feeling about this Yucatán gig! 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3443 When the dinos got rocked 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3444 That's hard rock, dude. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3445 Welp, looks like we’re gonna have to replace the keyboardist AGAIN. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3446 Know what I think? We should end this song with a bang. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3447 Alright let's take 5 and come back for an encore. 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
3448 Are we still opening for God? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
3449 “For our next number we’ll be playing a rock rendition of “Nearer, My God, to Thee”.” 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
3450 This is the end, my only friend... the end. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3451 How many times have I told you we don't need any cheap pyrotechnics backing up this band?!? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3452 Guys, Distasteroid in the key of F ? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3453 Quick! “Nearer My God To Thee” in F! 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
3454 Legendary jam session. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
3455 Dunno: Our stuff just feels like it's going out of style. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3456 It’s Been A Hard Days Night 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
3457 Ba dum tssh? 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
3458 What's that they say about rock and roll ? Live hard, die young, leave a beautiful fossil... 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3459 Told you, boy bands always crash and burn. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3460 I broke a string but it's not the end of the world. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3461 [Applause] Thank you, thank you...As you know, the Dinosaurs will be taking an extended break from performing, and our the final number as a group really says it all, "It's the End of the World as We Know It (and I Feel Fine)"... 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3462 How about we change the band name to "Bill Haley and the Survivors?" 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
3463 Yeah, but The Extinct would be a cool name. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
3464 Let's face it! This is a 50 million year drum solo. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3465 Maybe it IS a good time to break up the band after all. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
3466 Do we really need a fourth? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3467 Does anyone else think our timing is a little off? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3468 Darn. I thought we had one more date in our farewell tour. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
3469 I think there’s already an R.E.M song about this 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
3470 With a little luck, we'll evolve into Beatles! 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
3471 Next up, A Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love! 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
3472 It’s called, Eve of Seduction. No wait. Eve of Obstruction. Wait. Production, Eve of Instruction. Wait, wait I almost have it. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
3473 Just a hunch…but maybe we name this song ‘The Last Waltz’? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3474 Wow! Who brought the fireworks? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3475 So I guess this is our last song? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3476 Dylan, 'Stairway to Heaven' feels wrong at a time like this 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
3477 Rocket 'til you drop 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
3478 Sorry fellas, but, it looks like our gigs in Yucatan and Cancun are going to be postponed. 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
3479 alright, who ordered the special effects? 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
3480 I think the pyrotechnics crew deserves a raise. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3481 Looks like we’ll get a bigger amphitheater, after all!” 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3482 Prestissimo! Or we won't finish before we're finished! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3483 Taken at first as yet another lighting production mis-cue, the band just played on. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3484 On second though, let's go with, "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)." 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3485 The hell with audience expectations. Let's play our new stuff. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3486 We have to pick up the tempo. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3487 The Times reviewer DID say we “bring the house down” 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3488 Looks like we won't get credit for Smells Like Teen Spirit. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3489 Don't stop, believ... 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3490 Let's stick with that last riff and call it a day -- you guys ok with that? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3491 We've had a request for 'Wipe Out.' 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3492 What do you mean we're flat? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3493 Sorry, Fred, I don't think there's time for your drum solo. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3494 Gentlemen, it was an honor to play with you today. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3495 I knew we shouldn’t have tried that mash up of that Bill Haley tune with Nearer My God To Thee 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3496 I wouldn't play drums with you if this were the last gig on Earth! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3497 His pyrotechnics may be great, but sometimes He makes me nervous. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3498 From the top - "Ain't no stoppin' us now... 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3499 Wow, I didn't realize our SFX budget was so big, this looks d 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3500 And now for our grand finale.... 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3501 Well, we've always hoped for a smash hit. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3502 I still say we should call it 'The End'. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3503 Presto boys. Presto! 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3504 Should we just skip to ‘There’s No Tomorrow’?” 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3505 Better...but this time sustain the A after the bridge...and Bill, I can tell without looking you are rolling your eyes at me. You know damn well you rushed the tempo. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3506 HELLO PANGIA - We’re Bill Haley and the Comets! 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
3507 How about Great Balls of Fire? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3508 Well,I guess Barry McGuire was right 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3509 If we hurry we can still be remembered as one hit wonders. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3510 The day the music died but we played on, like an insufferable old guy band. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3511 Should we play ourselves out? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3512 Great Balls of Fire" in B-flat .... 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3513 I told you we shouldn't have played stairway to heaven. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3514 Just our luck. Our band starts to get good,and now it's probably the end of civilization 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3515 Shit! A fucking meteor is about to hit! 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3516 The very first New Year's Rockin' Eve - BC! 😂😂😂 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3517 Let's go with a bang. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3518 Ooh, that’s a good name; The Meteors! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3519 Can we pick it up from here tomorrow? Mom'll kill me if I'm late for dinner again. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3520 SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3521 Hey, man, when we make it big, all the sacrifice will be worth it! 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3522 Well, at least the question of an encore has been resolved. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
3523 And now for our final song. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3524 Something tells me this is our final gig. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3525 How about this for a title, Great Balls of Fire? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3526 So much for New Wave 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3527 Need more emotion Rocky. Play like it is the last thing you will ever play. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3528 Just when we got the band back together... 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3529 - Worried? - Just wondering about those groups on Facebook saying it's just fake... 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
3530 Oh yeah? Well, I think Comets on Fire is a killer band name. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
3531 What?!? It’s not like it’s raining men - one more time from the top! 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3532 Is this the last number in our set? I hope so. . . . 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3533 Uh-oh, that's not the meteoric rise we were hoping for. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3534 So guess we’re opening for Coldplay? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3535 Gentlemen, it has been a privilege to play with you. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
3536 Hey guys, don't expect an encore! 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3537 For this final song, I think we're all set for the percussion. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3538 Fossil Brothers band rehearses for their farewell gig. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3539 Let's switch to death metal. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3540 Does anyone know 'Rock of Ages?' 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3541 Should we reschedule our tour? 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
3542 I might as well say it, I always thought John was a terrible drummer 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3543 My IBS is acting up. It’s usually stress related. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
3544 So, do we play the original or the radio edit? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3545 let’s pull the REM covers from our set 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3546 Told you we shouldn't have made that pact with the Devil! 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
3547 Well, Charles, I guess ' Dino Destruction' is a good name for the band after all 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
3548 I say we forego the encore. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3549 The crowd is dead tonight. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3550 Well, so much for the encore! 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3551 First no Auto-Tune and now this. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3552 The meteoric fall of the first rock band 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3553 This might not be the best time for your epic drum solo, Terry. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3554 Unfortunately we’ll be extinct before the next set 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3555 This is The End, Beautiful friend, This is The End, My only friend, The End... 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3556 It starts with a meteor and earthquakes, but Lennybruceosaurus is not afraid. It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3557 Darn, we just finished recording “Gimme Shelter” and no one will hear it. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3558 From the top,in double time: Help! 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3559 We’re gonna be the hottest group ever 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3560 Are we really closing with Great Balls of Fire? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3561 We should have booked the indoor venue. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3562 Can we go back inside? I'm dying here. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3563 I dunno guys….Is it too angsty? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3564 Alright. Let's take it from the top. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3565 I guess the band’s not getting back together. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3566 Should we warn the audience about the special stage effects? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3567 They said it was derivative and certainly not original. Something about someone called Jerry Lee Lewis. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3568 Wait. How can I play an electric guitar? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3569 Let’s sing, ‘Don’t They Know It’s the End of the World. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
3570 I think this was how Dylan went electric. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3571 Wish we had something other than a drum roll to end tonight's concert. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3572 Fellas, looks like this will be our swan-asaurus song. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3573 Hey man. I’m staying. Our set ends at 2. 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
3574 So according to your wife, Barry, what comes first, our number one record or hell freezing over? 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3575 Ooops, looks like we won’t be needing a new front man after all. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3576 We should probably skip the encore. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3577 Lookin' like closing time -- don't forget to tip your bartenders. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3578 I might as well start smoking cigarettes now, 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3579 I think we may have time for one more. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3580 I’m probably being dramatic, but should we move our concert up a day? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3581 1..2...3......4................ 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3582 The screams of our fans seem louder than usual today… 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3583 They said last song or else that would be the end of us. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3584 Right. Last Dance by Donna Summer anyone? 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
3585 Oh, shit! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3586 I guess this’ll we our “farewell tour.” 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3587 The one-hit wonders 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3588 What do you think: 'Good Night Ladies'? 'The Party's Over'? 'Blinded by the Light?'... 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3589 I told you that really annoying ‘Kars for Kids’ song would be the end of us.” 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3590 This is not what I meant by underground music, fellas. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3591 No more Jerry Lee Lewis covers. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
3592 Maybe you over ordered on the pyrotechnics! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
3593 Now do you agree that we should go all out Punk? 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
3594 Well you did insist on special affects in our contract! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
3595 Now are we completely sure about calling ourselves The Live-Forevers? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
3596 Gentlemen, the Pangea Tour is officially cancelled. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
3597 Let's keep playing - it's just the lame-stream meteor. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3598 Okay, let's pick up the tempo. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3599 Let's forget about the encore. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3600 Maybe if we let our hair grow, we would sound more like the Beatles. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3601 Just a short intermission here, folks, see you in five! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3602 I just figured out the ending 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3603 I think our agent wants to dump us. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3604 Ok one more quick tune and folks we won't be here all week. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3605 How did you come up with the Bill Haley Trio? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3606 Those weather forecasters just never get it right, do they? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3607 Who’s ready to rock out?!? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3608 Don't worry, it's not as close as it looks, we don't need to evacuate yet. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3609 This next one’s our last song 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3610 When I said I wanted to see Genesis in concert this is not what I meant 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3611 Hey hey my my, rock and roll will never die. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3612 Stop focussing on that comet Earl, tonight could be our big break! 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
3613 I have a feeling that this will be our last gig. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3614 Don’t look now, but I think this is our final encore. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3615 Do you think we have time for our rendition of Burning Down the House? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3616 I told you no one wants an extended drum solo! 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3617 I think we need a coda. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3618 Cut the second chorus. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3619 Okay, "Eve of Destruction" on three. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3620 I don't know,Frank ! I just don't think "Fly Me To The Moon " is going to catch on . 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
3621 We may have overdone the stage pyrotechnics slightly. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3622 Finish the set? 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
3623 Not sure I’m digging this ending 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3624 And just when we finally started to find our groove. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3625 Our next number better be WAY up-tempo... 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3626 Let’s make the next set a short one. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3627 How about we try "When the Music's Over?" 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
3628 Shall we go find some deck chairs to rearrange? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3629 We forgot to add "no meteors" in our rider. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
3630 Under pressure. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
3631 I think our timing is off. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3632 How does that REM song start? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3633 Don't worry, our fans will show up! 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3634 Here we go, from the top, on three,"Nearer my God to thee" 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3635 This is so metal. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3636 Oh that's probably the Small Mammal Combo I ordered from Dino Diner. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3637 Our art team went all out for our next song ‘We’re all gonna die’. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
3638 Should we release the B-sides now or...? 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3639 No one will know what Pre- Rock sounds like 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
3640 When millennials think rock n roll was invented 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3641 I thought we were the final act. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
3642 Last gig of the “Endangered Brothers Band” 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
3643 Trust me this time, no more pyrogenics. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3644 Let's stop this foolishness to go home and spend these remaining hours with our families. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
3645 Slow down Rex, you're rushing the end of Time. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3646 Jerry-Lee Lewis knows not of what he speaks ." submit this pleas 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3647 Let’s skip to the coda 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
3648 Did anyone order the meteor rider on our property insurance? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3649 Maybe we should take it a little faster this time 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3650 Too bad. Great music, but they blew it with carbon emissions. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
3651 Hurry up. The intermission fireworks are about to begin. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3652 I think we're about to be in the key of B♭. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
3653 I bet this is all because we invented the accordion. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3654 The day Disco died 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3655 I don't think they want to hear anything from the new album 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3656 I appreciate that you booked a spot with great acoustics, but.... 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3657 Well, time to book the casino tour. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3658 Look on the bright side. When we’re fossils, we’ll literally be the only “rock” musicians out there. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3659 Don't Look Back, take 2! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3660 I think we're going out with a bang! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3661 Let play “Great Ball of Fire.” 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3662 What do you mean, 'Play Like It's Your last concert? Shouldn't it be AS THOUGH It's Your last Concert?' 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3663 Here comes the sun - doo doo doo doo. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3664 Nope. No idea why everyone’s requesting “Save the Last Dance for Me”. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3665 Just like us, our music never evolved. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3666 . Maybe we were too loud! 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3667 Believe me, this is going to be a great hit. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
3668 Man, I knew the dude at Guitar Center said to look at the instruments as an investment, but now it feels like a waste… 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3669 And for our final song... 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3670 What rhymes with ‘Chicxulub’? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3671 I think this is our Grand Finale. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3672 Theme from Titanic, fellas? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3673 And you don't believe we're on the stage of destruction? (Modified from "Eve of Destruction" ; Songwriters: Barri Steve / Sloan P F) 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3674 How about "Nearer my God to Thee" in B flat. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3675 Shall we play 'No time to die' just once more? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3676 This brings a whole new meaning to "End of the World Tour". 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3677 We should call ourselves “The extinction!” 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
3678 Uh, maybe we should hurray up and finish this set 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3679 Oh! Oh! The birds were right! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3680 Think we should switch to death metal? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3681 We’re not going to take it… anymore! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3682 Tell me you got the asteroid insurance. 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
3683 Guess there won't be any come back tour. 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
3684 Is this the end of "rock-age"? 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3685 This might not be the best time, but me and dave have been thinking about a new direction for the band... 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3686 Don't worry, in the next life, we'll be the house band on the biggest ship to set sail. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3687 No one stayed for the encore. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3688 ♬ Sky Rockets in Flight Afternoon Delight Afternoon Delight Afternoon Delight ♬ 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3689 So Rex, this is "the big room" you booked? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3690 And for our grand finale, here is our Grand Finale. 1.2333 0.06130 90 76 7 7
3691 Oh man - it's totally gonna crash our party! 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3692 Three Dino Night 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3693 I guess we took the concept of death metal too far. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3694 Steve, and you thought our short arms were going to hinder our success... 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3695 No encore tonight folks. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3696 You light up my life 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3697 Ignore the SpaceX debris. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3698 Yeah, I noticed that too... the audience didn't return after we took a break. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3699 Let’s really speed up the tempo! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3700 Ok, lets take “The End is Near” by Embrace; in four, three, two, one.... 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3701 Ummm, let’s make it a live album 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3702 I guess this is going to be our last set. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3703 I’ve got the title for the new song “You don’t believe we’re on the eve of destruction” 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3704 From the top again, " Come on baby, light my fire.." 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3705 I think the ceiling lamp is faulty again. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3706 Let's not do any of our old hits. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3707 Uh-oh...we need to change the group's name to "Friends of Extinction". 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3708 Uh, fellas, let’s skip ahead to our closing number. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3709 OK guys, just one song for the encore. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3710 Let's start this show with a bang! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3711 This next one's gonna be a big hit. It's 'The End of the World as We Know It.' 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3712 Look, the only way we’re ever going to evolve as artists is if we write about what’s REALLY going on out there. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3713 I just really feel like this song has to be more explosive 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3714 Okay . We’re going to take a short break and we’ll be …right back ?” 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3715 I have a feeling we should get this down in one take. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
3716 I don't know why the audience left before we finished 'Great Balls of Fire',either,but it's not the end of the world 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3717 unfortunately T Rex and the Comets never got the chance they worked so hard for 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
3718 ...and that should line up the Roger Daltrey scream perfectly with the moment of impact 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3719 Look we only have one more shot at this so Keith really focus this time 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
3720 So much for our meteoric rise 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3721 Ignore that or you won’t be in time. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3722 Whaddya think? One more set? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3723 I'm telling you guys, this show is going down in history! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3724 Sorry guys, I want to go out on my own. Tonight will be our last gig. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3725 Do you think we need to postpone next weeks gig? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3726 I told y'all nothing happens when you play "Great Balls of Fire" 3 times in a row. That's just a rumor 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3727 The moment before the Rock-o-saurs we’re knocked off the top of the charts by what would become the most impactful one-hit wonder of all time. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3728 I guess this really is our farewell tour. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3729 At least we never sold out. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3730 I dunno, guys. I think the rock era is coming to an end. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
3731 Next is our smash hit. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3732 So, Benny, do you think you can learn that part by next Thursday? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3733 Guys, there's an asteroid ! Keep playing. It's not the end of the world 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3734 I can never remember, is it “red sky at night, shepherd’s delight”? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3735 I think you'd better wrap up your solo. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3736 Ok…Great balls of fire.. on two. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3737 Let's not call our band The Asteroids. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3738 I think we should skip the encore. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3739 OK, that's a wrap! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3740 No time for an encore I am guessing. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3741 That’s headed where? Wait, what’s the Pacific Ocean? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3742 Let's play 'Fire in the Sky' and we'll finish with 'It's The End Of The World As We Know It.' 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3743 The pizza's here! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3744 Quick, be flat! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3745 Meatier? I thought we agreed to focus on the the herbivore market... 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3746 I’m sure she’s just having a bad day. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3747 Well, this one goes to the skeptics 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3748 Just the Jurassic version of Titanic 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3749 Know any Bill Haley songs? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3750 I just have this sense that we'll never find a guitarist. 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
3751 Play fast and hope the audience doesn't ask for encores. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3752 Hey that’s a wrap, but we’ll be back to your museums in about 250 million years.” 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3753 Don’t worry, it’s just a led zeppelin. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3754 Look Lars if you didn’t want to play the song the way I wrote it then you should have joined a different band, I’m an artist, ok? Just play it my way or you can piss off back to playing open mics by the watering hole. Forget about the meteor.” 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
3755 Our music will live forever 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3756 I thought they weren't gonna let us do pyro for this gig? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
3757 This wasn’t in our rider 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3758 They warned us rock was dangerous 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3759 They’re going crazy out there! I think they want an encore. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3760 See why we're the Comets! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3761 All the greats die young 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3762 Where will we find a singer now? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3763 Should we rearrange our instruments? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3764 Finally, the Amazon drone delivery with my new drum kit. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3765 Look, an unidentified flying rock... let's call this rock and roll. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3766 I have this bad feeling that our music is not evolving. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3767 Let's play Jerry Lee Lewis's "Great Balls of Fire." 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3768 You guys ready to be immortalized in the history of rock? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3769 Hey, at least the time we spent practicing those REM songs wasn't wasted! 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3770 Back from Mercury so soon? 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
3771 OK, let's play it again like the world is ending! 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3772 Anyone know the tune for ‘Nearer, My God, To Thee’? 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
3773 Here comes our lead singer. Such a diva like entrance. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3774 Er, how 'bout we jam to Blaze of Glory one last time, then call it an era? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3775 I guess no encore this time 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3776 I think we'd better cut this last set short. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3777 Forget about the second verse, guys. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3778 Don't take the repeat. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3779 We should play “Nearer My God to Thee”. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3780 First cover of "We didn't start the fire" 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3781 I don't know 'Nearer my God to Thee!' 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
3782 Better make this our last set 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3783 Th ere goes the motto "The show must go on " 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3784 I know, let’s call it meteor music! 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3785 Take 5 er, make that 225 million. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3786 You said you wanted to end the show with a bang.” 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
3787 We probably should have asked to be paid upfront. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3788 I didn't think we would blow up like this! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3789 OK, guys, Big Finish! 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
3790 we better get going on that farewell tour 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
3791 Do you think we’ll need to reschedule the gig? 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
3792 Perfect!! Now let’s get it on tape before we lose the moment 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3793 I guess this is the last set… 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3794 is it weird that im still nervous to play? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3795 When I said "Let's rock the world" I didn't mean it literally... 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3796 YOLO, Boomers! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3797 Okay, let's take it from the top one last time. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3798 'Play the hits! Play the hits!' Sheesh, can't we evolve? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3799 What do you guys think of calling our band, Nero? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3800 Now we have another reason to skip your twelve minute solo. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3801 That's NOT Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds? 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3802 Do you think our trumpet player will get here on time? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3803 Damn, and we only just now invented rock n’ roll. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3804 Next let’s sing “Eve of Destruction”. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3805 Hey, look. Bill Haley's searching for new talent." 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3806 Not again! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3807 Let's play "Run Like Hell" 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3808 Wouldn't it be cool if we knew what we sounded like? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3809 Your girlfriend’s gone too far this time, Brad. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3810 Now we'll never find a bass player 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3811 Something else, REM is so dated. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3812 Shall we play 'Great Balls of Fire?" 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3813 Keep playing. Let those other guys rearrange the chairs. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3814 ?”…it’s the end of the world as we know it….and I feel fine.” 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3815 This is the first song on our first and last album 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3816 Let us play Stairways to Heaven 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3817 I checked URLs, and 1hit1der is available. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3818 I think we better skip to the encore. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3819 We'll call ourselves the Meteorites. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3820 I know, let's name our band Halley and the Comets! 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3821 This is dedicated to Bill Haley. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3822 Though the dinosaurs became extinct, their evolutionary line continued to the present era in the form of Bird. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3823 Great, we finally get our dream gig and now the comet they've been predicting for millennia actually comes. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3824 The irony here is that it’s actually our remains that’ll destroy the planet. That’s sorta comforting. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3825 Rex, Drugs, and Roc- ☄️ 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3826 Well, at least we gathered no moss. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3827 Alright folks, looks like we got time for just one more 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3828 We're about to go from hard rock to fossil rock. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3829 Okay! One last number ... 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
3830 You don't believe that we're on the eve of destruction" 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3831 Cow Patties in the Sky by Dinosaurs and the Volcanos ? hit it 1 2 3 4. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3832 That meteoric rise to stardom? 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3833 So, yes, there is a downside to our meteoric rise to the top of the charts. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3834 I have an idea! Let's call ourselves the COMETS 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3835 Last Dance by Donna Summer! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3836 We probably don’t need to rehearse the encore. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3837 Pizza's here 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3838 So it's not LIKE a pizza pie, it's literally a pizza pie? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3839 That's why I told you to practice, son! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3840 Don't they know it's the end of the world... 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3841 And our last number, by The Doors, “The End” 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
3842 I don't want to run. It's time for my solo. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3843 We better play our encore song now. 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
3844 Okay boys let’s play our Sinatra favorite, “And now the end is near And so I face the final curtain…” 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3845 It’s the End of the World as We Know It by R.E.X 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3846 I don't think that's there's going to a an encore. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3847 Let's try to keep it cool. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3848 "Let's go out with that old Chili Peppers number." 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
3849 Oh, so Barry missed our last practice session ever. Great. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3850 You die, i die 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3851 See, no kids have come. I told you "The Dinosaurs" was a bad name. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
3852 Ok fellas, what if we kick it up a notch with some pyrotechnics? 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
3853 Rock will never die. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3854 A tough crowd to satisfy indeed! 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3855 Ok, Bill Haly, is that an asteroid or a comet? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3856 It doesn't take long to become extinct in this business. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3857 Do you know any REM? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3858 I think we can give the pyrotechnics team the night off 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3859 Well, if our show isn’t a blast, they can’t say it was fake news. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3860 Looks like we're going the way of the album model. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3861 Miley Cyrus it is not you time yet the wrecking ball is next song 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3862 Quick! give me the beats for the 'sky is falling' song. Boom bap! Boom Boom Bap 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3863 I think our lead into a new musical genre will probably never be recognized. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3864 I don't think we're going to have time for an encore. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3865 I know it mentions Susie and begins, I remember when rock was young. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3866 How about if we try it in B-Flat? 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
3867 You think I sound flat now...? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3868 What Ramones' song should we do next? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3869 I miss John 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3870 Sounds tight guys. I think we're ready to have na impact! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3871 We're a ROCK band. This could be GOOD for us. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3872 I fear that we're finally becoming our parents. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3873 Anybody know "Rock around the clock"? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3874 How about ‘Dark Side of the Moon?’ 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3875 Should we play "Freebird?" 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
3876 We may not make it, but synth prog rock will last forever! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3877 Play "It's the End of the World" - Uh 1, Uh 2... 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3878 Things can't get any worse--the club booked The Mammals over us. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
3879 Let's step up the tempo a bit. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3880 . “Open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur…..who wrote this crap?” 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3881 Listen…I’m quitting the band and pursuing my dreams… 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3882 Funnily enough, I did have this on my 2021 bingo card 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3883 Well I guess we won’t be doing an encore tonight. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3884 I didn't know this was a rave. Why are the strobe lights on? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3885 Ok, we can skip the extended solo this time. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3886 I say we just rock around the clock. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3887 There will be no encore! 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3888 I think this one's gonna be a big hit! 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
3889 What do you think of "Apocalypse" as the name for our band 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3890 That’s so punk rock 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3891 Forget the count off. Hit it! 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3892 The true story of their meteoric rise and fall remains a mystery. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
3893 If dinosaurs acted the same way humans on the sinking titanic acted 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3894 I'd like to say thank you on behalf of the group and ourselves And I hope we passed the audition. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
3895 Great balls afire! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3896 ‘It’s the end of the world as we know it…’ 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3897 Count us out, Harry. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3898 Let's skip the ballad. 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
3899 I don't think we'll have time for an encour. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
3900 I mean it wasn't our best gig ever but throwing flaming meteors seems a bit extreme, no? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3901 We'll have to do this in one take. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3902 Bang that cymbal, Dino! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3903 Maybe we better take 10 now. I wanna grab a quick smoke. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
3904 Trust me guys, this next one's a banger! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3905 I have a feeling the band's about to break-up. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3906 Do you think there's a future for the band? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3907 that no sugar diet sure feels foolish 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
3908 'Should we take five?' 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3909 Party's over! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3910 We'll go electric, as soon as there's electricity. 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
3911 Maybe ‘Extinction’ isn’t the best name for a band right now. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3912 Yeah, he's making a loud whoosh, but what we really need is a loud BANG. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3913 I'm thinking 'Swan Song' 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3914 Let's try that new one "Extinction Rocks." 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3915 That meteor gives me an idea for our name: Rock Band! 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3916 How about Megadeath's Countdown to Extinction? 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
3917 Now: serendipity! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3918 I guess we waited too long to get the band back together. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3919 Were them good ol' boys drinkin' whiskey and rye? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3920 I hope the critics are more forgiving in the future. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3921 And that's when the band decided, no more covers. We're playing originals from here on.... 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3922 The good news is, our manager has invested all our savings into fossil fuels futures. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3923 Song: The end of the world - Sharon Van Etten 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3924 Damn, just when we got our first record contract. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3925 Sorry, but I've never heard 'Nearer My God to Thee'. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3926 Kyle, you have 30 seconds to blow my mind. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3927 Quick guys, "End of the World as We Know It" in G major. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3928 Yeah, I think we should beef up our special effects too for our next gig. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3929 They said we would be a one hit wonder. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3930 I thought the most that happened at the end of a performance is the house lights come on. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3931 Well, I guess we’re a rock band now. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3932 I call our next number "Don't Fear the Reaper". 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3933 They say our music will be the end of the world as we know it. What do they know? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3934 Forget “Thick as a Brick." Play "The Minute Waltz," prestissimo tempo. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3935 Right, next time play our big hit FIRST. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3936 Time to duck and cover! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3937 I've been waiting for the right time to bring this up—does my E string sound flat? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3938 Okay, time for ‘Last Dance’. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3939 Hey guys, maybe this is a sign we're finally gonna be discovered." 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3940 Soon OUR Star will be born! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3941 Guys, I got the name of our band - Armageddon. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3942 The Rolling Stones 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3943 Picnic band 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3944 Okay guys, last song we have to go out with a bang! 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3945 Not what I meant by “I wanna rock!” 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3946 Well I don't think we were THAT bad 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3947 Last Tango in Pangaea. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3948 Once again, from the top, TROUBLES A' COMIN, by the Rolling Stones 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3949 Uh… I think we better skip the second verse!” From David Cohen Milwaukee wisconsin 414-899-5126 Ravdbc@gmail.co 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3950 Uh oh! Looks like we're about to become a flash in the pan. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3951 Here come the fireworks for the big finale. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3952 This is going to be a killer show! 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3953 Think we have time for one more set? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3954 It's proof our tempo is just out of this world! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3955 We are not going to be a one hit wonder. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3956 Oh no! Our show! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3957 Try a minor key, Henry. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3958 This is the yawning of the edge of Aquarius 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3959 Oh no!!!! The gig is up! 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3960 I think we’ve got time for a quick encore. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3961 This one's going to be a total smash hit. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3962 And a one, and a two, and a three seconds to live... 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3963 Well, they say it’s better to burn out than fade away. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3964 That asteroid is telling me this gig is over. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3965 'The new lighting engineer sure has some crazy ideas." 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3966 I think it's time to switch to post-rock. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3967 Oh no, it's going to be Rock and Roll 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3968 Let’s just do the encore. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3969 Dude…I gotta stop eating blowfish. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3970 Did either of you ask for pyrotechnics? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3971 Russell, The Meteors' new drummer, had this uncanny feeling that there was more to the band's name than first meets the eye. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
3972 "We've got about thirty seconds for our last riff!" 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3973 So much for our Mesozoic Tour. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3974 Well,I guess we can stop practicing! 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3975 I think we may have rehearsed enough 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3976 Derek, I said no fireworks! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3977 ... and we call it 'Great Balls of Fire'! 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3978 Anyone remember the lyrics to "Eve of Destruction"? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3979 I just feel like we’re never going to amount to anything as a cover band. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3980 I don't know what it is either. At least its timing isn't off. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
3981 Hmm. I wonder if this will make our work less relevant? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3982 Why don't we play "when we meet again in the tar pit". 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3983 Let's do the encore now. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3984 Hey, how does some heavy metal strike you? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3985 Alright Kenny, play us out. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
3986 Hey, I just got an idea of a name for that last tune. How about 'This is the Way the World Ends'. What do you think?" 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3987 Looks like this is a wrap. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3988 A one,a two,a millennium.... 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3989 Let's light it up tonight, boys. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3990 I think this song needs cowbells. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3991 Man, this band is going to be epic! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3992 So much for one-hit wonders… 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3993 ? Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket... 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3994 And for the last song in our final set this Jurassic era we give you..."Great Balls of Fire." 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
3995 Hey, let's take a short break. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
3996 It looks like we didn't have to rehearse! 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
3997 Let's wait this one out. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3998 Looks like it's time for swans to sing. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3999 I thought we were ending with Great Balls of Fire? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4000 I call it, Eve of Destruction. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4001 To Coda! To Coda! 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4002 I still think we need more practice. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4003 This maybe our last set. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4004 Looks like our number is up. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4005 Is our music to blame for that? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4006 Well, I didn't think we sounded all that bad 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4007 What was the name of that REM song you wanted to cover again? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4008 Where’s Irving with those deck chairs? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4009 I think we're on track to become the next big hit. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4010 Megadeth rocks! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4011 Can we take five? I think I left the gas on. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4012 oooh..somebody is going to get hurt 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4013 Guys, I know it's the end of the world as we know it, but I don't really feel fine. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4014 We'll probably have to drop "Great Balls of Fire" from the set list. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4015 We don't have to be in sync! 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4016 Come on guys, we need to finish this before we run out of studio time. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4017 I don’t think we sound bad, I think they’re scared of the meteor 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4018 We really are dinosaurs. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4019 „The original invention of Stoner-Rock“ 🎸 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4020 I'm getting a bad feeling about the lyrics. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4021 A Day in the Life? I don’t get it. A day in whose life? Besides, it’s way too long to be a single. Let’s record “Time Is on Our Side” first and then get to that. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4022 Well, it seems the stage is set for Highway to Hell. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4023 Greg, did you leave the stove on again? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4024 Comet Yoko will not break up this band! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4025 One more time…No, really! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4026 Dino fiddled. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4027 Nero, don't you think we should stop fiddlin'? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
4028 The Jurassic's performed their farewell show on Thursday, August 10th, 65 million years B.C. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4029 I thought our Final Tour was set for next year. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
4030 Our music is starting to attract universal beings 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4031 I thought we'd have until the mid-70's! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
4032 It looks like The Age of Rock is starting. Pack up your jazz equipment, boys. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4033 There goes a real rock star. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
4034 Oh man... I knew we shouldn't try to learn, "It's The End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)"... 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4035 Play fast. The gig is up. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
4036 Our next song "All things Must Perish Under the Sun." 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4037 We always wanted to have a smash hit. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4038 Let’s play that one R.E.M. song that we do… 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
4039 Lighten up people! Let's rock 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4040 They call us dinosaurs, but this really is our final tour 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
4041 BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! (with Tim Kitzrow voice) 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4042 It's a sign, tonight's concert is going to be a real killer. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4043 Just because our rise in popularity was meteoric, that doesn't mean we're destined to be a one hit wonder. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4044 I think it's time for "So Long Its Been Good to Know Yuh". 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
4045 Dang, and I was just about to invent jazz. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
4046 Guess we really “brought the house down”? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4047 The day "rock and roll" got its name. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4048 Hey, Mick, do you think we'll survive? 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
4049 Skip the drum solo and go right to "It's the End of the World As We Know It." 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4050 It’s probably part of the light show… 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
4051 We need a more dramatic finish. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4052 That’s not what I meant by, ‘play something meatier.’ 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4053 ‘You’re gonna need some longer drumsticks, Rex.’ 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4054 Didn't know 'Great Balls of Fire' was an incantation. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4055 Looks like we're gonna be a one hit wonder! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4056 Pick up the beat. The Neanderthals like swing to dance to swing music. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4057 I don't think "Rock" music is a good idea for this era. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4058 For our final tour, let’s leave out One eyed one horned flying purple people eater 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4059 That rock tells me it's time to roll. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4060 I don't think we need pyrotechnics. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4061 The late group, REX. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4062 Maybe we should pick up the tempo. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4063 Did you roll up the windows in the van? 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4064 I hate octaves. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4065 Let's make it really good! This may be our final gig. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4066 Cher said she was running late. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4067 The Rolling Stones? Good name but it’s already been taken. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4068 I thought you said: "he can't possibly win in '24"... 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4069 I guess we're never gonna get to make that comeback album... 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4070 Uh,key is B flat? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4071 I change my mind, heavy metal doesn’t rock. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4072 No, literally.....great balls of fire. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4073 Did you guys ever hear of the Deadheads?? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4074 Believe it or not, your Earth tour sold out in 30 seconds. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4075 This might be the end of an era y'all 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4076 you're were right. One encore was enough" 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4077 And we just got the band back together! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4078 I told you not to play Wonderwall! 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
4079 We only have time for covers Tim. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4080 We’ll prove them wrong, Time Is On Our Side, will not be a one hit wonder song. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4081 Farewell Tour. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4082 Our world's about to end! Forget the new album, let's just play the hits! 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4083 This will be great when we've evolved enough to have ears! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4084 Should we call ourselves ‘The Kings of Extinction? 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4085 Yea, we still have time for the encore. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4086 I thought we only ordered lights and fireworks… 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4087 Sorry, folks, no time for an encore tonight! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4088 Bill and Haley, let's call ourselves The Comets.. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
4089 Is this where they say 'And the band played on' 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4090 My mom always said nothing good would come from playing rock and roll. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4091 For our last tune, Jerry will pound those ivories with “Great Balls of Fire.” 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4092 OK, on 3. Remember heavy on the drums & turn the base way down low. Ah one & Ah two & Ah ......... 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4093 I don’t think there will be time for an encore. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
4094 This will be the final show for Tyrannosaurus Rocks 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4095 What’s that R.E.M. song again? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4096 I know this isn’t the best time to say this, but Gary you’re off tone 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4097 It's the rolling stone age right here. Come join the party. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
4098 And now for our last tune: 'It's The End Of The World As We Know It'. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4099 I think we have time for one more curtain call. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4100 Looks like last call a little early, fellas. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4101 ”What d’ya mean the name ‘T Rex’ is taken 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4102 Okay, “Goodness Gracious” what, exactly? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4103 Trust me -- dinosaur rock will forever be known as the music of the young, hip and lively. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4104 finally, we’ve got ourselves an audience. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4105 What rhymes with Tyrannosaurus? 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
4106 Let's make sure this next one is preserved in history 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4107 Don't worry Hal. It's only going to kill the drummer. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4108 Maybe it means there’s going to be electricity to power these stupid instruments. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4109 On second thought, we don't need an encore set. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4110 Maybe we should reconsider doing 'Feel the Pain' by Dinosaur Jr. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4111 No. Our audience doesn't want asteroid stuff -- they want to dance. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4112 Oh, Oh, I don't this this is the British Invasion. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4113 #Dino-might 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
4114 Did you hear something? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
4115 Take five 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4116 It's a shame. It used to be a great vacation destination. Then it got all touristy and the brontosaurus started acting like they owned the place and ate up all the vegetation... 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
4117 It's great to be back in Chicxulub!" (Josh Radnor, Los Angeles, CA 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
4118 Please welcome the two leggers 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4119 Unless that's MORE 'Dragon Bell,' keep playing!!! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4120 I’m guessing tonight’s show is canceled. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4121 'I preferred it when the roadies consulted us. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4122 I thought we were saving pyrotechnics for the encore. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4123 Gunter glieben glausen globen. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4124 All they have to do is raise the national debt!!! 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4125 If God keeps playing golf, we’ll never countdown this song…. 1.2222 0.04648 81 63 18 0
4126 Looks like this will be our last reunion tour. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4127 Another great band consigned to the dust bin of history. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4128 Maybe we should just skip the encore. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4129 I just had a vision: Our skins were pink, we had hair on our heads and faces, we were playing on the deck of a large sea faring boat, wearing well fitting black animal skins, and I said, "Gentlemen, its been an honor..." 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4130 Who ordered pyrotechnic? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4131 Now for out grand finale! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4132 Harry, focus on the beat not the lightshow or we're history! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4133 Well lads, one for the road. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4134 Nearer My God to Thee" in F 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4135 Looks like we are about to hit the big time 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4136 Science, shmience! Everything's gonna be okay! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4137 Looks like an early close on this one 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4138 George better have a damn good excuse if he misses practice tomorrow 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4139 It came down from Heaven in the form of a flaming pie. Our name will be Beatles, with an “A” 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4140 No problem. We’ve got Geico 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4141 You guys know that tune called "Nearer My God To Thee" ? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4142 Who brought the food? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4143 I really think it would be better to fade away. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4144 Dino and The Comets last gig. 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
4145 It's like no one enjoys post-apocalyptic-alt-rock anymore these days 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4146 Thank you all for coming. This'll be our last show for awhile. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4147 They'll still be talking about our pyrotechnics a million years from now. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4148 But we didn’t even get to evolve into Hip-Hop. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4149 We’re about to become one-hit wonders… 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4150 Some of our friends are already this f***ed! 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4151 Remember how Dad used to say: 'Why don't you kids do something useful with those weird opposable thumbs?' 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
4152 Don't worry, Rock & Roll is forever! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4153 OK, guys, let's play to win this contest" 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
4154 We play Jurassic rock 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4155 That is the signal to start the second act! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4156 So it came to pass that God created the heavens but neglected (forgot?) to clean up the work's detritus, which, here and there, became meteors wreaking havoc on the (r)evolutionary experiment of the cosmos - pissing-off many life forms. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4157 That gives me an idea - I don't know if our hard rocks music will be relevant 80 million years from now or go extinct, but if it survives, shouldn't we go with an apocalyptic name like 'Meteor Armageddon' instead of 'The Rolling Stones'? 1.2222 0.06915 72 62 4 6
4158 Let's take a short break 1.2222 0.04648 81 63 18 0
4159 Now, THAT'S bass... 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
4160 Who'll kiss Morty" 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4161 Damn it! Now we’ll never be famous. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
4162 The birth of death metal… 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4163 A two-minute single is what we need for airplay. I think we got time 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4164 You know what this means - Jazz Odyssey 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4165 Some day millions of years from now another musician is going to play his fiddle while his city burns to the ground 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4166 For our last song tonight….. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4167 Stop, Rock, and Roll!” 🤟🏼 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4168 We are not a rock band, we do jazz 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
4169 You really need to get that ADHD under control, George. You lose the beat every time something flies by. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
4170 A gig is a gig…even if we have to open for the Trilobites. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
4171 Let's play this song by R.E.M. now 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4172 Looks like it's time for "Free Bird" 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
4173 I told you not doing our pre-show ritual was bad luck! 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4174 Sorry Guys,it looks like the era of the guitar band is over 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4175 Uh, this may be our last song for a long while. Here goes. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4176 After Joey abruptly left to pursue a solo career,The Space Amphibians continued their Small Planets Tour,but attendance fell dramatically. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4177 Pick up the tempo. We're running out of time. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4178 The stage crew at this venue puts on quite the light show! 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4179 Wow, they really outdid themselves with special effects! 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4180 Play Freebird! 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4181 Suggest we pick up the tempo, fellas. 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
4182 Quick, let's play "The Song That Never Ends" 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4183 Something tells me this is our last gig. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4184 Why does our lead singer always have to make an entrance? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4185 I wonder if our music will outlast those Beatles we saw perform yesterday. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4186 I think it's pretty good as far as gimmicks go. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4187 We are back for our return to earth tour. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4188 I hate to bring this up now, but you're out of tune. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4189 Hey, how about "Goodness gracious! Great balls of fire"? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4190 Let’s make this song our big finish. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4191 Let’s make this a memorable encore. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4192 Great tune guys! I think we should call it “Welcome to the Apocolypse”! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4193 I call that one "eve of destruction". 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4194 The grand finale was taken a little too literally 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4195 Fellas, let’s play Deja Vu! 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4196 Well, it was either this or that cruise gig. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4197 Let's skip the encore today. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4198 There's a bad moon on he rise. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4199 Sure hope they're into jazz. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4200 Way too literal! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4201 It’ll fly by, and we’ll continue our recording of Three Blind Mice. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4202 I told you he’d crash the party as soon as we kicked him out of the band. He still thinks he’s the star. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4203 I thought we had a rule, no ‘Stairway to Heaven.’ 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4204 Even now, staring extinction in the face, you want to argue over who sings lead? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4205 This performance is a disaster. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4206 Always wanted to play with Bill Haley 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4207 Only fitting after our meteoric rise to fame. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4208 Looks like we're about to face the music. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4209 We're going to be legends!!! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4210 You just HAD to keep talking about the other shoe!?!? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4211 I just had an idea; Let's call ourselves "The Cretaceous-Tertiary extinction band? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4212 Where is the fiddler? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4213 Listen! Can we play a little faster to warm up? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4214 The guy in the funny glasses requested “Funeral for a Friend.” Are you guys familiar? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4215 Maybe open with a few chords from Gotterdamerung? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4216 I'm not sure if I agree that it's a bright omen of success Jerry. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4217 When I said "Let's Rock," this is not what I meant. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4218 R.E.M. again? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4219 I have a bad feeling about tonight's gig 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4220 Disco Inferno, anyone? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4221 I'm sure they won't cancel the talent show. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4222 This is literally our last chance to make it big. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4223 how about that I will survive song? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4224 For those about to rock, we salute you! 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4225 This is light-years ahead of it's time 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4226 Well gentlemen, it looks as if the jig is up. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4227 Hypothetically...would mass extinction be a strong incentive to come up with a band name? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4228 Rex, did you have to order pepperoni again? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4229 On the other hand, that might make a good name for our band. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4230 Hey, you think that's why no one showed up for our concert? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4231 Rock on,Dudes!!! 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
4232 i guess we won't be gettin the band back together sfter sll 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4233 I think we need to release a short version - with alacrity. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
4234 At least they'll finally stop calling it dinosaur rock. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4235 Take it in the key of what the hell! 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4236 Give me a beat. We don't have all eternity to wait! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4237 One…Two…Three…Fou……….. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4238 So, I guess no encore tonight? 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
4239 Its a wrap boys. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4240 I guess we’ll skip to the R.E.M cover 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
4241 At last we are going out with a blast 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4242 How about next we do “Rock ‘N Roll Is Here to Stay”? 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
4243 How's this for a title: 'Hello, Goodbye' ? 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
4244 The night the Musicasaurus died. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
4245 It looks like this is our last set. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
4246 Whaddya think boys? Maybe we should call this “Rock ‘n’ Roll”? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
4247 The Beatles has been taken, why not the Deanosaurs? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4248 Oh well, we needed more cowbell anyway, and would have had to wait another 65 million years for it to be invented. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4249 Oh great, I can see the headline now... 'Giant Flaming Rock Destroys Progressive Rock.' Hey, does that count as irony, by the way? 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
4250 I am thinking a 'big rock finish' for this one. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4251 Epic bass note, Gene 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4252 Keith Richards bailed on us - got signed by some guy last night at the crossroads. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4253 No one saw it coming, but "Rex & the Ts" were destined to be a one-hit wonder. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4254 Dino Might Trio fears that there popularity will be overtaken by this ROLLING STONE 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4255 They were really hoping more for a meteoric rise. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4256 Nearer My God to Thee," boys 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4257 You had to sing it didn’t you Steve. “Goodness gracious. Great balls of fire!” 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4258 Quick — let’s include this on the fossil record. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4259 Does anyone know that song they played at the end of Titanic? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4260 I think we should pick up the tempo. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4261 Somehow, I think this may be a bad omen for our concerrt tour. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4262 Something up tempo? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4263 Let's call our band "Bill Haley and the Comets." 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4264 A trex, a spinosaurus, and a velociraptor walked out onto a late cretaceous period lava stage …and …no internet. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4265 Looks like we're running out of time. Let's go with a big finish 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4266 Well,there's always the comeback tour. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4267 live at the end of the world wasn't the best promo in retrospective 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4268 We'll C ourselves outro 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4269 The fat lady trusted the science. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4270 Well, looks like this is our last song. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4271 Except I don't feel fine. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
4272 I wish my arms were longer. …I’m so horny. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4273 Quick, start playing In the Air Tonight. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4274 . . .And it would have been such a great album cover. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4275 At least our farewell song will go out on a bang. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4276 So this is what Spring is like on Jupiter and Mars. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4277 No, I do NOT think we should play "Great Balls of Fire" for our encore. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4278 The evolution of Rock & Roll hits yet another snag 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4279 Hey guys; glass half full moment here. We could be the inspiration for a band to play on during a future titanic catastrophe. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
4280 Would Auld Lang Syne be appropriate? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4281 The night the lights went out in Cretaceous Park. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4282 Goodness gracious, I didn't know we were covering Jerry Lee Lewis! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4283 We didn't start the fire.. it was always burning, since the world was turning 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4284 Jazz here? Maybe in a million years. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4285 I don’t know, guys. Flaming cookies ? Can’t be a good sign. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4286 Up the tempo, boys. We gotta finish quck. The chariot's swingin' low. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4287 I told them we would wait and there was no reason to hurry! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4288 That rock star could be the extinction of jazz as we know it! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4289 Let's do 'It's The End Of The World And We Know It' like we mean it! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4290 What if the chorus went, 'Goodness gracious, big circle of fire'? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4291 who ordered the flaming pepperoni delivery? 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
4292 That's not how I expected the trillion dollar platinum debt ceiling coin to arrive, but it's a relief to know that there isn't an imminent crisis anymore.. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4293 What's one way we could liven up our show? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4294 We were supposed to bring down the house, not bring down the cataclysmic extinction event. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4295 Guys! Talk about some pyrotechnics, that could be a real show stopper for us! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4296 OK This looks like our last gig. Play well and adios amigos. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4297 We only have time for one encore this evening. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4298 In the year 2525... 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4299 Let's make this molto allegro. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4300 At least we know rock and roll will never die. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4301 We better C-sharp or we will B-flat. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
4302 Let's call this song " Annihilation Rock " 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4303 Quick! Lets work on the encore! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4304 We may have to reconsider our upcoming tour! 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4305 We’ll have to make that a quick 5. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4306 Not again! We've come so far since the last time! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4307 You wanna call this one Stairway to...what? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4308 Guess the concerts off tonight. Now play like there's no tomorrow. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4309 I think we’re skipping the encore fellas 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4310 Hey guys, what do you think of the name 'Fossil Fuel?' 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4311 Should we play some oldies music? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4312 Goodness, Gracious, Great balls of fire-- on three 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4313 Perhaps we should have saved 'The End' for the encore. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4314 Boys, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind when we talked about going out with a bang. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4315 I think we overdid.”Great Balls of Fire”. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4316 Don’t worry, I’m sure our music will live on. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4317 We're gonna rock the house!! 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
4318 Um... maybe it is time to try some death metal. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4319 May I suggest that "The Disappearing Dinosaurs" might be the right name for our band 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4320 Party Like 1999, Bros. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4321 We'd better reschedule the gig in Tacoma. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4322 Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away. Oh, I believe in yesterday." 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4323 How does that R.E.M. song go again? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4324 Steve, focus up––that drum's not going to roll itself. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4325 At least we'll never have to play 'Stairway to Heaven' again. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4326 And for the last song of the Cretaceous Period, “It’s the End of the World as We Know It”. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4327 We're never going to make an impact. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4328 Let’s pick a short encore. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4329 Shit just got real... 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4330 Okay guys...we are going to have to make this the final take if we want to get this album out! 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4331 An encore? How about "Send in the Clo---". 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4332 Looks like our last recorded work won't have a 12-minute flute solo after all." 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4333 We are going to be the biggest band in history! No one will ever forget the name— 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4334 But what do we call the album? 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
4335 For our next number: "Nearer My God to Thee" 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4336 We'd like to dedicate this to Mitch McConnell. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4337 We finally found a place to practice where no-one complains about the noise. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4338 Look Garry, we finally set the stage on fire! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4339 How Motley Crue felt when they first heard Nirvana. 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
4340 Gentlemen, it's been a pleasure. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4341 Rock around the clock? What's a clo- 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4342 This isn't the way I want to make the Hit Parade. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4343 Look, stop worrying! There’ll be an audience again next year! 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4344 Well... it's one hell of a rock show. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4345 That’s not what we meant when we said we wanted to go out with a bang. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4346 Steve, I asked for fireworks, not fireballs. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4347 Lets close with Great balls of fire.... 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
4348 One last song boys? 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
4349 Oh no! Looks like the superannuation tour is off 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4350 This will be our last time performing live. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4351 This is the end of the world as we know it. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4352 At least we get to go out in a blaze 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4353 And for our next number,that old favorite,"Here Comes the Sun". 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4354 Did anyone else just feel a chill? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4355 Why can't he just take the bus like the rest of us 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4356 One more time, but uptempo it, please! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4357 Uh fellas?!? We better wrap this gig up, we're about to be extinct. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4358 Does anybody actually know how to play these gadgets? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4359 Ar-ma-geddon the feeling this is our last gig, fellas. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
4360 I feel like changin the lyrics 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4361 I never thought we’d have another hit. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4362 As musicians, we need to draw on our pain for our art. Now, have either of you been through anything rough? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4363 Thor wants in ! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4364 Well fellows, looks like this is our farewell tour. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4365 I’d say we’ve got time for one more. Let’s play like there’s no tomorrow. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4366 I have a feeling our music is about to blow up! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4367 Due to popular demand our next song will, again, be " Don't Stop Believin' ". 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4368 SO, Who had 2022 in the pool? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4369 Maybe it's time to switch to soft rock... 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4370 Well, it will be a rocky ride but we just got to roll with it. Hit it! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4371 Astroids I'm told. Nothing that can hurt us 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4372 Rock and roll will never die. Us, well… 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4373 As an encore we'd like to do "It's the End of the World as we know it"! 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4374 Our next song is entitled "Just A Song Before I Go" 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4375 Do you think we'll get to work from home? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4376 Our music will be popular forever 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4377 Great "ball" of fire isn't working for me. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4378 Who knows “Nearer My God to Thee?’ 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4379 It’s the end of the world as we know it / And, I feel fine.” Never really understood that lyric. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4380 And then she asked, "Is it going to take you 66 million years to listen to women in science?" 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4381 Something tells me we are going to be a big hit... 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4382 Do you guys know song The End by The Doors? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4383 Where is the crowd today? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4384 This is why we need to get to rehearsal on time! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4385 Ladies and gentlemen, this will be the final request we take! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4386 ‘So just like we discussed: first we rock, then we roll’ 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4387 I didn’t think soundcheck would take this long. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4388 Come on, more joy before humans! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4389 Seriously, I don’t think that evolving our music style to trap is gonna save us? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4390 I feel like we’re dating ourselves with this new album, mates. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4391 Time for a farewell tour? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
4392 Keep practicing. A human audience will be here soon. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
4393 Let’s do a cover of “It’s The End Of The World As We Know It 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4394 It's the final showdown. Let's play till death do us apart. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
4395 I hope we passed the audition. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4396 We need to find a garage! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4397 Not quite my tempo. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4398 I'm not sure we have time for an encore. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4399 we need to finish the Jurassic park sound track, and soon! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4400 And now we'll sing our favorite R.E.M. song! 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
4401 In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida ? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4402 Uh, oh! Looks like the critics were right - the rock era IS over. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4403 And now time for a brief encore. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
4404 Hey guys, I thought we said no to the pyrotechnics - so who's gonna pay for that thing in the sky? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4405 Keep on practicing guys, I feel like we’re just about to blow up. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4406 And so, kids, that is the story of how rock music got its name. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4407 alright, who's out of tune? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4408 OK, knock off the Viennese waltzes. Looks like it’s time for ‘Nearer My God to Thee’. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4409 Okay, we'll use onomatopoeia: next sound we hear is the name of the band. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4410 We’ve had a great run and it’s bittersweet to be here on our farewell tour 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4411 Shall we ask for audience requests? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4412 I told you The Extinct Creatures was a bad band name! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4413 Let's call this,'A Snowball in Hell." 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
4414 We need stronger chicken wire. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4415 They told us last call was non-negotiable when they booked us into this joint 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4416 I just think Great Balls of Fire is a little too on the nose. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4417 We didn’t start the fire, it was always burning since the world’s been turning” 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4418 Whatever. You’re off key again, Franklin. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
4419 🎶it’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to🎶 cryyy🎶 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4420 They’re not throwing tomatoes anymore, fellas 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4421 You were the one that wanted to call us 'The Flaming Dead-enders'! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4422 This is the end of rock and roll as we know it. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
4423 Rock 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4424 Who was in charge of pyrotechnics? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4425 Let's work on that ending again. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4426 So, same place and time tomorrow? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4427 This one's gonna hit the charts like a meteor, guys, I can just tell. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4428 So, in the chorus, when I'm singing about, "laying pipe" try not to picture your mother squealing with delight. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
4429 Two Three Four...It's the end of the world as we know it! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4430 I told you - the future's hip-hop. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4431 Our very future depends upon getting this tune right. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4432 Um maybe skip the Jerry Lee Lewis song. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4433 We'll have to kill the drum solo. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4434 Cool meteor! Anyway, what should we play next? 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
4435 I guess we weren't ready to rock 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4436 Man, I told you not to call us Apocalyptica. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4437 - “I’m just gonna say it— Dave, you’re off tempo.” 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4438 Think we can make it as a 3-piece?” / “Yeah, but we better RUSH. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
4439 I guess this means we're a one hit wonder... 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
4440 We're gonna rock forever! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4441 Jerry Lee Lewis is going to take this one to the top in 65 million years. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4442 ??? “ This is the end, my friend.” ??? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4443 That could be our Yoko Ono. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4444 OK, "Nearer, my God, to thee" double time! 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4445 I THINK THAT ASTEROID IS GOING TO KILL US!" "I CAN'T HEAR YOU. OUR MUSIC IS TOO LOUD! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4446 Maybe we can collaborate with R.E. M. on our next song. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4447 But the Zipheads already did Dinosaur Rock. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4448 I know; we'll call it Death Metal. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4449 Where do we plug in? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4450 Ok, just one encore. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4451 Maybe we'll limit it to just two encores tonight. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4452 I think Fiery Orb would be a great name for our rock band. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4453 Let’s pick up the pace to my solo! 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4454 Who booked this gig?...we're toast. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4455 I know you said our band would bring the house down, but you didn't say anything about bringing the world down! 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4456 Don’t look now but this looks like our last gig. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4457 It's the only singer I could get on such short notice. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4458 i knew rock and roll died, didn’t think it’d go extinct. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4459 Ok. No more than one encode tonight! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4460 Let's rock out like its the last day on earth 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4461 This may be our final performance so let’s finish with a bang! Oops, not the best word choice. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4462 Lets just call it the "Extinction Tour" 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4463 Jerry Lee Lewis did it originally 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
4464 Oh heck guys we should have learned to play Nearer My God to Thee 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4465 What’s that one song by R.E.M.? 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4466 And I thought they said we’d have a laser show. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4467 Take five guys. Er,make that 65 mill. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
4468 I don't think we're evolving. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4469 Hey guys, how about we call this one, "Hey you, get off of the planet." 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4470 Guys, forget any hope of a world tour. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4471 Jurassic .Paak 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4472 I guess we played Freebird one too many times. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4473 Don’t you think playing REM’s ‘End of the World’ is a little too on-the-nose? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4474 That Rock is on Fire! 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
4475 Bruce! Our pyrotechnics budget cannot afford that! 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4476 Let’s play “swan song” gentlemen. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4477 It’s has been an honor playing with you gentledinos. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4478 And that's our time! 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
4479 Hey, how about "You broke my will, but what a thrill. Goodness gracious, uh, something something something?" 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
4480 I guess we should play 'Freebird' 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4481 The good news is that the stage fireworks show is going to be free. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4482 Oh well, I always knew we'd go up in smoke. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4483 If we don’t add a light show to our act, we’re never gonna make it” 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
4484 All right. Let's take a short antediluvian break. The pizza we ordered from earth last year has arrived" 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4485 I hope our audience gets their 'Flu shot. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4486 Yikes, the critics were right - our popularity is cratering! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4487 That reminds me. We need a name. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4488 Hey, can we practice in your mom’s basement? 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
4489 One, Two, Three, Meteor! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4490 How ‘bout we call ourselves The Immortals? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4491 Come on, guys. We’re killing. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4492 I think this will be our last number. Call it the Last Dance. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
4493 Taps, in the key of E flat major, seems appropriate. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4494 Aliens 3 perform Great Balls of Fire 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4495 There goes another satellite.s 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4496 Way to bring Twinkle Twinkle Little Star to life, boys! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4497 When you said you had a never-before-seen show stopper planed I hope this wasn’t what you meant 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4498 Don't look now, guys but our music career is about to crater. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4499 Should I rearrange the chairs? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4500 Let’s party like there’s no tomorrow 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4501 Aww man, that riff was sounding just perfect. I hate to take a break now, but we should probably see what's going on. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4502 Let’s wrap up this set with “Bang a Gong,” guys. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4503 Guess we don't need to count to three. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4504 Great rehearsal, guys. Can’t wait for our first real gig tomorrow! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4505 Play us out, Rex! 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4506 How about, Barry McGuire, Eve of Destruction? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4507 On the bright side, the reunion tour will be epic! 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4508 What if we’re the last big thing? 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4509 On 3....The Rolling Stone's `Last Time'. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4510 Time to stock up on toilet paper and sanitary wipes. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4511 ... it's just a passing shower 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4512 I know they’re saying our music is outdated, but I just can’t get into hard rock. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4513 Hope isn’t the the coming of the environmentalists. . 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
4514 I don't think were gonna have time for Stairway To Heaven, dudes." 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4515 And the band of the Tyranic kept playing… 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4516 We’d like to take a short break 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4517 I’m just glad we’re going out together instead of after I realize I’m too talented for this band and pursue a solo career. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4518 See? I always said we should be The Meteors. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4519 The original Dino, Desi, and Billy 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
4520 Finally, here comes the diva! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4521 Where's our fiddler? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4522 Hey Doug… maybe it’s not a big deal that you can’t reach the drums after all. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4523 Guys,that story about an impending comet that will make us extinct — it’s just click bait, right? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4524 I hope they evolve better fingers 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4525 I guess most great artists commit suicide,but this is ok too 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4526 Guys, I thought we agreed - no light show! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4527 Thank you, thank you, ladies and gentlemen, but this really IS our last set! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4528 Rick On,Friends! The end of our era is near! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4529 What's the name of that R.E.M. song? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4530 Thanks for making the Bezos, Branson & Musk Trio what it is today. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4531 listen, do you want to know a secret? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4532 I told you we should never play 'Here Comes the Sun!' 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4533 Our world tour is about to end. Let start working on that new album. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4534 Please tell me that bright thing streaking across the sky is just part of the show. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4535 I don’t think we’ll get an encore. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4536 I'm thinking that's last call. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4537 This gig is flaming out. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4538 You know what? This song extincts -- I mean, it stinks. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4539 Contrary to what we're playing, I'm very afraid of the reaper right now. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4540 Let's cut out the last two choruses. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4541 The origins of death metal 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4542 Yeah, take "Celebration" off the play list. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4543 Let's not take it form the top. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4544 Let's name our band after that comet, Bill. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4545 Let's take it out with "The Last Time I Saw Paris" 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4546 Do you think we should add 'Great Balls of Fire' to our set list? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4547 Grateful Soon To Be Dead 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4548 Do you guys know “Amazing Grace?” 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4549 Let's finish the set with "It's the end of the world as we know it". 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4550 Not sure about our latest single -- "We're Only Just Begun" 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4551 You cats down with 'Fly Me To the Moon'? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4552 You cats know that Barry McGuire tune from the sixties, Eve of Destruction? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4553 Did anyone request a cover? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4554 Umm.. drum roll please 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4555 I’d rather be BC than AD CBGB. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4556 Ok! You ready to rock like there’s no tomorrow? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4557 Dave, please tell me you wished for disco balls and not asteroids 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4558 That’s not what I meant when I said ‘let’s rock’ 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4559 Here comes the drop! 1.2121 0.07002 66 57 4 5
4560 I think these new pyrotechnics may be the end of us. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4561 Let’s label our band the Prehistoric Blues Band 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4562 And for our next number we’re gonna do one of our very own. That’s right. An original. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4563 It’s just Rock N’ Roll. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4564 Let's face it - we're dinosaurs. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4565 Lets Go Back To the U.S.S.R. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4566 Now that's some good Rock! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4567 All of a sudden,I feel gassy. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4568 The show's over, it's curtains. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4569 No need to panic! It's not the end of the world! 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4570 Know that gig Friday night, I think it’s been cancelled. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4571 This will be a hit for the ages! 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4572 That band is on fire! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4573 I think it's time we did a Greatest Hits album. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4574 What makes you think our music will ever go out of style? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4575 Hot New York pepperoni pizza. The sides are being delivered by pigeons. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4576 And you tell me over and over and over again my friend 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4577 And a 123 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4578 We should’ve booked another hour. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4579 Do we sound that bad? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4580 Fine, Fred, do the drum solo. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4581 At least there’s no one to throw fruit at us. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4582 The scorched chocolate-chip cookie hurtling across the sky -- Mom's mad as hell. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4583 When I said 'I'd rather die than go to med school' I didn't mean it like this. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4584 Alright, time for the show stopper! 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4585 I guess that's a wrap for now boys 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4586 Alright, we didn’t start the fire, from the top! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4587 Little did they know, they were to be the first iteration of The ‘Rolling’ Stones. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4588 Seeing a comet was on my bucket list! 1.2113 0.06628 71 61 5 5
4589 Maybe naming the band ‘Extinction’ was a little too on the nose. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4590 I told you “stone and roll music” wasn’t meant to last. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4591 Boy they’re strict about set times. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
4592 Okay..."Eve of Destruction"...on three...one, two..ahhhh 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
4593 That was supposed to be the big finish! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
4594 Did you guys get the AsteroidZenica or the Meteorna? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
4595 R.E.M. was way ahead of their time... 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4596 They will try this again on the Titanic. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4597 This last number is guaranteed to send you off with a bang. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
4598 Let’s dedicate this one to our new era of enlightenment and understanding. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4599 See? I told you not to sing those lyrics in reverse. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4600 We'll never go platinum now. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4601 Yeah, we wrote "Goodness gracious, great balls of fire," but will we get credit? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4602 Anybody know the chords to 'Eve of Destruction,' by Barry McGuire? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4603 This next song will be our last number. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4604 Just another Russian distraction! 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4605 The singer isn’t coming? Darn it, Short handed again. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
4606 Shall we switch to a dirge? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4607 Do you remember what the musicians' union hazard pay policy stated about comets? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4608 HELLO, MESOZOA! ARE YOU READY TO ROC...oh, apparently you are! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4609 This is way worse than Napster 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4610 And a one, and a two, That’s all we have time for.. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
4611 How 'bout a drum roll and cymbal crash, Ringo? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4612 You're wrong Dino! Our biggest problem is that we don't have a kickass bassist. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
4613 I asked for a Singer, not a Zinger. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4614 Dinos last goodbye concert,it was "lit. '" 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4615 Once again . . . with feeling. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4616 Now for the last song of our farewell tour 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4617 The real rockstar just crashed our set 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4618 Tonight’s show will go out with a bang! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4619 « Dream of Fossilinication » 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4620 Now that’s what I call hard rock. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4621 I just thought of a name for the band-Extinction. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4622 I guess it's time to sing "Great Ball of Fire." 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4623 I guess we cut short our farewell tour. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4624 Change it to "I can believe were on the eve of destruction" 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4625 Tell the director on stage that I don't trust those fireworks. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
4626 The edge of life 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4627 But I thought they said rock and roll will NEVER die. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4628 I think our earlier stuff was better. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4629 We’ll be fine. They say rock bands are the wave of the future. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4630 Bill Haley and your comet…is that you? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4631 Did you ever pay the life insurance premium? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4632 And YOU said we'd have plenty of time to invent amps and electricity! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4633 Goodness gracious, that IS a great ball of fire. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4634 We better add 'Great Balls of Fire' to our set list. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4635 I guess we should be proud that we and the Rolling Stones lasted this long. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4636 At last I think we’re getting things together 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4637 I guess this wasn't the time to get the band back together. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4638 This might be a good time to move on from "Lovely Day." 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4639 They sensed an end to the era and that they were dinosaurs. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4640 G, D, A minor, D G, D, A minor, D G, D, A minor, D, C 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4641 Don’t worry, the astronomical adviser to the President said it will miss us. 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
4642 Maybe Rock N Roll was a mistake? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4643 But, no, you two had to outvote me to park all of our Roth IRAs in petrocarbons instead of survival gear. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4644 The Wizard Dinosaur Band's drummer couldn't remember if he shouted to the guitarist "Rock on, Gary!", or "Rock on Gary!" 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
4645 And the band didn't play on. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4646 "We might have gone overboard on the closing song. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4647 And to think, 65 million years from now R.E.M. will claim to have written this song. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
4648 I think I left my oven on 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4649 So…..double tempo on the encore? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4650 Didn't this happen the last time we opened for Godzilla? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4651 Should we play Wonderwall again? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4652 PRESTISSIMO 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4653 Um, remember saying it's better to burn than fade away? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4654 Walt's getting a little out of hand with the pyrotechnics. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4655 Um guys, this is not what I meant when I say I wanted us have a meteoric rise. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4656 Killer asteroid notwithstanding, I still prefer Jazz to Dubstep. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4657 We've got time for one more song... Great balls of fire!!! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4658 Oh, man, they put peperoni on it again instead of sausage. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
4659 Who said, let's play "The Eve of Destruction" ? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4660 No, keep playing. It's just the pizza I ordered for after we finish this set. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4661 We need a lead singer guys 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4662 Guys, let's go right to our encore. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4663 Don't worry; it's not the end of the world if you missed a note. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4664 That's not what I meant when I said 'our greatest hits'... 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4665 Bezos is buzzing us again! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4666 What would Keith Richards do? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4667 I’m just not sure we have a future in Rock… 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4668 I just love it when we end our concert with spectacular fireworks! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4669 It means practice is over, gigs are cancelled, and it might be a good idea to stock up on greens. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4670 OK, let's wrap it up; things are about to get a little heated. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
4671 That hard rock beat us to the drop 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4672 Ok. Let Rock out like there is no tomorrow ! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4673 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4674 Who says rock and roll is dead? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4675 And to end the night we'll play Great Balls Of Fire! 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4676 So maybe we should have picked Country over Death Metal. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4677 This next one’s off our new album, “The Fossil Record.” 1.2090 0.06904 67 58 4 5
4678 The elimination process of the Squid Game got more dramatic. Extinction seems like an escalation. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4679 Yeah, they say in the Titanic it was a string quartet. So posh! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4680 Umm, take five? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4681 Better kill the guitar solo. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4682 You know, I’d really like to do my own research about it before I decide… 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4683 How about ....one for my baby and one more for the road? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4684 Was this part of the light show for this gig? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4685 Bummer. I think we're losing our venue. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4686 Bill Hayley already used that name. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4687 Now's the time to whip out your original, Mark. Let's do this. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
4688 At this rate it will take 60 million years to get this song right. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4689 Good-ah-ness guh-racious. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4690 Okay,this is the last straw. We're breaking up. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4691 Just when we got back together! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4692 More fake news! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4693 OK...soooo no encore tonight? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4694 We'll show'em we're not a one-hit wonder! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4695 Rock music. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4696 More special effects he says... we need a smoke machine he says... 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4697 Looks like this will be the last Dinopalooza! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4698 Yeah, they said we could have a meteoric career. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4699 I think we're about to invent the pyrotechnic rock show. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
4700 Let's drop the hot licks and try some cool jazz. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4701 Once more from the top. We have to come up with a better ending. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4702 The Almanac predicted a cold winter. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4703 Maybe we should quit. I mean, do we want to do this for the rest of our lives? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
4704 Cool...!!! Marc Chagall's Musical Return.... 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4705 One-hit wonder. Literally. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4706 They're going to have to reinvent us. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4707 Play us out! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4708 I told you rehearsals were a waste of time. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4709 Let’s do Jerry Lee Lewis’ Great Balls of Fire 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4710 Did he really just suggest we keep playing? 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4711 It’s time for the drum solo. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4712 See better pick up the tempo so we can finish with a flourish! 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4713 I don’t know….what if we close this set with a Doors cover of “This Is The End”? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4714 Well there goes our encore 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4715 …..and a three, two, one……… 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4716 Bill Haley just ejected another one. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4717 Time for our swan song, what ever swan is. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4718 Shall we close with a death metal song? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4719 To play us out? What does that mean?! To end the show!? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4720 That’s it! We’ll call ourselves ‘The Asteroids!’ 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4721 . So much for our comeback tour..." 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4722 And we'll have fun fun fun 'til the comet takes the sunshine away! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4723 We better do the short version of "Freebird"... 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4724 It's the end of the world as we know it. Hey, that's got a nice ring to it. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4725 Look, it’s too soon. Call her next week. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4726 I think we should just skip the encores. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
4727 on the bright side, this would make a great band name! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4728 I told you it was too late to switch careers. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
4729 Looks like we won’t hear rock and roll for another 100 million years. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
4730 Bad news, guys: The owner stiffed us for our share of the door. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4731 Is he trying to steal the show again! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
4732 Looks like we won't be playing an encore. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4733 Darn that hard-of-hearing genie. I told him we wished for a DISTINCT sound. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4734 Eureka! I've got our band name! "The Extinctuals". 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4735 Whew, glad we don't have to play the encore 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
4736 Well Bob, I guess band practice for next week is cancelled. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4737 Up next, Bill Haley! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4738 I knew we shouldn’t have called ourselves the flaming rocks 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4739 Wow dudes, awesome pyrotechnics! 1.2065 0.04244 92 73 19 0
4740 The Dinos gear up for a blazing encore number. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4741 Looks like we will forever be remembered as One-Hit Wonders. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4742 Do you think the audience will get our costumes and this backdrop? Shadi Kafi Denver 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4743 I'm thinking we close with Freebird? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4744 That's God saying we'll never sell a single record calling ourselves The Rolling Stones. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4745 Aww, man! And we just nailed down "Born in Pangea!" 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4746 "Don't they know it's the end of the world? It ended when you said goodbye." 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4747 Just sayin', I know we're only halfway through our set but we better do our rousing encore finale right now. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4748 Let's do 'Fire in the Sky,' and then 'It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)' and then, for an encore if we have time, 'Gasoline Blues.' 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4749 I said “What is tha…?” oh, never mind. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4750 Perhaps we should we play something a little more up-tempo? 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4751 hope that's a bass player 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4752 Well guys,looks like the gig is up! 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4753 that doesn't scare us--we're the Rolling Stones 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4754 Rock and roll may go extinct, but it will never die. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4755 We are the “One Hit Wonder” ! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4756 Fiery Skies is a great name, how’d you think of it? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4757 Gentle-dinos it has been a pleasure playing with you tonight 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4758 The show must go on. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4759 Here comes hip hop. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4760 Now look what's happened! I told you not to let T-Rex bang the gong. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4761 Are they giving us the light? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4762 This is the last set. Like forever. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
4763 When I told Rex I wanted some fireworks at the show, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4764 Turn it up! Turn it up! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4765 Wait 'til it's gone. Then we'll take it from the top. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4766 We never planned a melody for the end of the world 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4767 Really the electronic keyboard was always superfluous! 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4768 Now a request: Monster Mash 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4769 Not another ice age? I was just getting used to the heat. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
4770 It would sound better in the key of D! 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4771 How about 'Light My Fire'? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4772 I thought our lead singer would never show up. I was wrong!! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4773 OK ready? Mass Extinction in B flat. A one and a two 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4774 Ya know??? This fool will do anything to CRASH our show! Come on Lads, remember the Titanic and just keep playin' 1-2- 1234! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4775 ars longa, vita breva... 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4776 Now *that's* punk. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4777 OK, "Ac-cen-tu-ate the positive, E-lim-in-ate the negative, ..." 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4778 Keep playing till we knock em dead. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4779 Way to go Phil. I told you we should have booked the earlier slot. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4780 I told you we shouldn’t have played that Nickelback cover. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4781 Ok, guys, "It's the End of the World As We Know It" in D flat. And a 1,2,3,4... 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4782 Come on, lets do one just for us 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4783 Listen guys, we won’t stay relevant unless we evolve. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4784 Now I know why the Swan’s were rehearsing that song all day” #swanson 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4785 Let’s get started with a cover of “Black Hole Sun”. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4786 Maybe something by R.E.M.? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4787 No worries, rock on. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4788 Can you guys believe we FINALLY got our dream gig opening for The Rolling Stones? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4789 Time to start rearranging the deck chairs…. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4790 I left one of my guitar picks in amber so the future won't think us as being unmusical. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
4791 Hey, can either one of you give me a hand here? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4792 Let's jam as if this was our last set. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4793 I think we have time for just one more. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
4794 Well, at least it’s better to burn out than to fade away. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4795 Better finish with our Ramones set.” 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4796 Yes, 'The Dinosaurs' makes us seem old. That said, we are, in fact, dinosaurs. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4797 Has anyone seen Mick? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4798 This is our last shot to get this right. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4799 And now for a short break. Be sure to tip your waitress. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4800 We cannot use Bill Haley that name was taken up 35 million years ago. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4801 And that’s how Dinosaur Jr. became a human rock n’ roll band. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4802 I have a feeling this might be our final gig! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4803 Here comes the big show stopper. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4804 Time to take it up tempo fellas. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4805 Trade the keyboard for a bass and we will be a future power trio. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
4806 Guys, I don’t think the reunion tour is happening. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4807 You don't think we could rock so hard that we bring about the arockolypse... do you? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4808 I hope this won't crater our Myspace following. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4809 Um,maybe we should skip the encore tonight. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4810 Guys, I told you cookie dough's too flammable to go in the fire 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
4811 ‘Time is on My Side’, anyone? 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
4812 Sigh, the burdens of a Rock Star 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4813 Guys, we need to get this right or we won’t be around much longer 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4814 Timing is everything!!!! 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
4815 Well, that's a way to crash a concert. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4816 Now all we need is some lightning. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4817 Okay, one more time, but this time with feeling! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4818 And just when we finished Great Balls of Fire. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4819 And a 4, and a 3, and a 2, and a 1... 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4820 It's the end of the world as we know it... and I don't feel fine. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4821 Our last song. Play it loud. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4822 So, now I’m waiting for the end of the world - to hurry up and arrive……. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4823 Now we're really going to rock and 'n roll! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4824 How about “Stairway to Heaven”? 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4825 Is this what they meant when they said our music was passé? 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4826 Dinosaurs fell in love. But they didn’t say goodbye. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4827 Let’s take a ten minute intermission. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4828 So what else can you think of that rhymes with 'Hey hey, my my?' 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4829 Oh man, just when we landed that deal. 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
4830 I think this is going to set back our wait for amplification by 65 millions years, give or take a thousand. 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
4831 Shall we play "It's the End of the World as We Know It?" 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4832 Mike,you might be right this genre is losing its audience. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4833 Looks like we have time for one more request. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4834 How about 'The Big Bang?' That doesn't sound too cliché right? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4835 Don’t worry. It’s the rock on rock. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4836 Well, we *were* the champions..... 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4837 Our next number is called "You Don't Know Your Asteroid From Your Elbow". 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4838 Shall we end with "Nearer, my God, to thee? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4839 Stay cool,George,and get our shades. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4840 I’m started to dig why they call this ‘The Hard Rock Cafe’. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4841 here comes Bill again 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4842 I told you that if the band didn't go electric we would die. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4843 The rise and fall of the band TriRex was truly meteoric. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4844 Should we play an encore? 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4845 Guess I misunderstood that premonition about Rock hitting it big this year. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4846 It’s a sign. Dinosaurs will last forever, and every virus will soon be extinct. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4847 Is there enough time for an encore? 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4848 You know, eh, we should use this moment to perfect our "Cretaceous Ending," eh? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4849 If only we could get more heavy metal. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4850 Well, I guess it’s the end of the Rock Age. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4851 Okay, Rolling Stones or Flying Stones? Which name will last forever? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4852 Hey Bill? Rock around the clock? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4853 Our gig's over! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4854 It's too bad, because "burning rock of doom" would have been an awesome name for the band! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4855 T-ROX rehearsing the oldies. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4856 Dudes, Dudes! I got a notion we're bound for a meteoric rise to flame. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4857 Do you think we sound too similar to T. Rex? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4858 Whoa! Our timing is way off. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4859 Latest astronauts from earth receive a musical Mars welcome. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4860 Hey, guys, we really gotta bring our A game tonight. I got a feeling this will be historical. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
4861 I don’t think a reunion tour will be in our future. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4862 Flaming Meteorites is a cool name for the band, but getting a gig is going to be tough. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4863 And I feel fine” #itstheendoftheworldasweknowi 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4864 I think I left the iron on. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4865 Harold, you sonvabitch! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4866 I think we're going to have to learn to play that music the little rat creatures like 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4867 Let’s take five—eras of natural history, that is. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4868 We heard this Cancún gig was going to be a blast, but… 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4869 Where'd Barney go? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4870 No, Carl, do not say ‘the show must go on.’ 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4871 How about we play the theme song from ‘Jurassic Park’” 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4872 I guess we shouldn't have plagiarized 'Rock Around the Clock'. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4873 Things will be different after tonight. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4874 If this is our last concert, let's make a good one. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4875 Neither of you know how to play Final Countdown? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4876 I think we rocked it too hard 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4877 I don't know...I just feel like dancing. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4878 This may be precedent setting, I say we keep playing. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4879 I told you singing that song by R.E.M. was bad news. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4880 The fireball was meant for the last number. And they got the scale wrong! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4881 Guuuys! You know the fireworks are out of our budget. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4882 Let’s rehearse the finale one more time. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4883 Gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4884 from the top-‘The Party’s Over’ 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4885 No encore tonight, boys. Unless that's some crazy concertgoer holding up a sizeable lighter, I think we're done here. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4886 Uh-oh, I think this will hurt our t-shirt sales. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4887 Let’s take it from the top guys :€“It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine” 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4888 Let’s cut my seven minute solo. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4889 They say that Rock is dead. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4890 Our final song "Nearer My God To Thee" 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4891 Guys, we better wrap this up. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4892 Let's pick up the tempo and cut to the last verse 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4893 Was it Bezos, Branson or Musk who booked this Gig? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4894 OK, Donna Summer - Last Dance quick... 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4895 Ok David,Death Metal it is. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4896 I told you the recording studio would find a way to interfere with our art.” 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4897 Ba-dum-tssss... 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4898 What did those musicians say when the Titanic was sinking? Oh yeah. Gentleman, it has been a privilege playing with you tonight. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4899 Who invited chicxulub? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4900 Going Out 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4901 Should we do a fade out, or end with a bang? 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
4902 Please, not the Brontosaurus Stomp again! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4903 Do you ever get the feeling that we're really just musical dinosaurs? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4904 Now we'll never know how a keyboard can be played with claws! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4905 Ever since Gary left the band it’s been one disaster after another… 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
4906 I told you we should have asked Tommy to join the band … 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4907 live fast, die young 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4908 I’ve got an idea for a new song” 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4909 Give a round of applause for Reptiles. And now for our headliner, Mammals. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
4910 Let’s record the last waltz! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4911 Let’s rock! 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4912 Thank you! Thank you! We are 'Dino-Mite' and we're gonna close with an R.E.M. Cover called ' Its the end of the world as we know it' 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4913 What about, "Dino and the Comets" for the band name? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4914 I don't think we have time for "Stairway to Heaven". 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4915 So what do you guys think? Time to add a bassist? 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
4916 I guess we had better pick up the tempo. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4917 Cool - stage lighting! 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4918 Hey Terry, I know I said we could finally do an encore tonight, but uh… 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4919 Guys, looks like rock 'n' roll really is dead. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
4920 I don't know, DO we have time for another encore? 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
4921 The real reason T-Rex broke up. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
4922 I told you not to play "Hit Me Baby,One More Time" but you just had to Todd, didn't you? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4923 We’ll record as soon as that rocket ship noise disappears. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4924 wish we could add some wind instrumental 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4925 We may go but future rock bands will groove with our sound. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4926 We'll always be remembered for creating rock and roll. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4927 Let's pick up the tempo on this one. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4928 Is there a vaccine for this? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4929 Do we call that a standing ovation…? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4930 Do we keep playing?” “I don’t know man, a Fox told me the peacock is hyping it up 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4931 I take that back…I don’t wanna rock. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4932 Aw man, I still have drink tickets from the bar I haven't used yet... 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4933 That's not the kind of rock I am into. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4934 Your keyboard is flat. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4935 Cool, our agent said it's part of the promotion for FYRE Festival...the concert to end all concerts! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4936 Willy we gotta hit this on out of the park or we aer toast 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4937 We’re skipping the encore Trust me. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
4938 Should we play a hymn just in case? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4939 One more and then we break. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4940 It may be too late to get a singer 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4941 So much for the Rock 'N Roll lifestyle 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
4942 Ok, fine, we'll name the band Fireball, but we still need a singer. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4943 Mrs. O’Leary’s cow on three. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4944 How about an encore?! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4945 Another run through...or are we done? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4946 Do you guys ever feel like Rock bands are becoming obsolete? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4947 and we've lost all that time rehearsing... 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4948 I get that the neighbors think we rehearse too loud, but this is an over reaction 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4949 It's time to wrap things up, fellas. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4950 Looks like we’re going to be one hit wonders” 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4951 Time to change our encore from "It's a Wonderful World" to "Great Balls of Fire?" 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4952 How about "Joey and the Meteors?" 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4953 Gig's up 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
4954 Do you know, "Nearer My God To Thee?" 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4955 Let's try "Great Balls of Fire" for this one. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4956 Remember rock'n and roll will never die. Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4957 Okay - one final time -'Eve of Destruction' ! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4958 That’s the last time we play ‘Burnin’ Down the House’” 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
4959 Don't worry, it'll be a one hit wonder 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4960 Let's rebrand it a farewell tour so we can charge double. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4961 And we shall call it Rock 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4962 ok...so our first song as a Doors Tribute Band will be 'The End' 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4963 Oh, oh, maybe we won’t have time for that encore. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4964 Looks like something else is dropping before our new LP tomorrow. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4965 Who should we invite to the Last Waltz? Dylan? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
4966 Do you think we have time for a "Rock Around the Clock" encore? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4967 Better pick up the tempo boys. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4968 They didn’t mention that the event we’d be performing at would be an “extinction level event”! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4969 I told you naming the band 'Extinction' was a dumb idea. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4970 After struggling with what to call his back-up band, Bill suddenly gets an idea. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4971 I thought we'd have more time to make a hit. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4972 And now, as Jim Morrison will eventually put it... "This is the end, my only friend, the end." 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
4973 I think we better cut the drum solo. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4974 When I said I wanted our music to "rock the world", I didn't mean literally. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4975 Thank you all for coming, we're going to close out this evening with Highway to Hell. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
4976 Quick! What comes after "Hey Joe"? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4977 I really don’t think that calling this 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4978 ...though this was the end of the dinosaurs, they would have stumbled into Rock music decades before us humans" - Richard Attenboroug 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4979 For our final number, let’s go out with a bang! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4980 Actually, Alanis, it isn’t ironic. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4981 And wear your masks inside the gig. That frog virus pandemic could kill us. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4982 I say we call ourselves Rage Against Extinction. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4983 Thank you you've been a great audience, hope to see you soon 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4984 Let's play, "Bye, bye Miss America Pie!" 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4985 I don’t know, that doesn’t sound like a greatest hit to me 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
4986 Now it doesn’t matter if we’re a one hit wonder! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4987 ...And so I face the final curtain... 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4988 I think that song's gonna blow up. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4989 I thought we were heavy metal 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4990 I think I saw a little furry rodent with long enough arms... 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4991 Hey guys - let's call ourselves The Flaming Meteorites! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4992 Hey, it’s not the end of the world, but I just heard our next show was cancelled because of Covid. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4993 Ok boys,I think we’re ready for the our big show tonight ! 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
4994 You think it's our time? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4995 Sing along with me, quickly ! “We’re on the Eve of Destruction!” 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4996 Did you remember to put the deck chairs in a semi-circle? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4997 Perfect! The crash'll be on the up-beat. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4998 Hey, Do you guys know It's The End of the World as we know it ? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4999 Pick up the tempo, Dino! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5000 Gee, guys, how many times can we milk this "Farewell Tour" jazz before the public catches on? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5001 I have a feeling this number is going to put us in the history books. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5002 That’s a great song - The Final Countdown. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5003 Don't worry, they said it wasn't going to hit Mars.... We're safe ! 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
5004 It's the end of the world as we know it, and We feel fine. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5005 Disco Apocalypse 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
5006 I have the feeling this will be our last performance! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5007 Barney & Friends Farewell Tour 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
5008 Like I said, truly great bands always flame out. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5009 I told you we needed to tune up first! 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5010 This is going to be a splash hit–it will change the world. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5011 What key is Skeeter Davis's "The End of the World" in again? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5012 OK, so we can't name the band the Rising Stars or the DinoGuys - how about we call ourselves the Big Bang Band or... Wait, I know, we can be the Shooting Stars! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5013 Screw it, let’s play in four. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5014 We finally get the band back together and the sky is raining burning boulders. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5015 Guess we can quit working on the big finale. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5016 Let’s play “Another One Bites the Dust” 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
5017 I thought WE were Earth, Wind and Fire? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5018 Our music is finally going to blow up. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5019 Well, it seems our encore may have been trumped by more significant matters (wink, wink). 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5020 Let's go with 19th Nervous Breakdown. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
5021 That shakes my nerves and rattles my brain! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
5022 Why do we keep playing 'the end is near" when it's not? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
5023 I wish someone could hear us. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5024 There is no prospect of climate change in the foreseeable future!! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5025 Jerry Lee Lewis is a hack.” 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5026 Let me be the first to say it: Rock is dead. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5027 oh it's my last chance. . . for romance. . . tonight. . . 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5028 They are practicing for the new light show. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5029 We are the Band of Extinction and for our last number we will play.......... 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5030 Your next act coming to the stage GREAT WHITE! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5031 Rock and roll is dead then 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
5032 This is clearly just mass hysteria. It wont be that bad. Run it from the top. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5033 I just feel like we should go over set list one more time, y’know? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5034 So much for the big finale. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
5035 Wait, I've got one - 🎵It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)🎵🎶 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5036 Damn it, we just came up with a cool name… 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5037 Peak Dino Death Metal Band performance 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5038 It'll miss us if we play W.A.P. one more time, I guarantee it 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5039 It might help Lenny with percussion though. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5040 Are you sure ‘The Titanics’ is the best band name for us? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5041 What? You couldn’t get a cannon? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5042 For the last time, Danny, you come in on the on four! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5043 That’s allasaurus tonight! Please exit through the gift shop ! 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
5044 Are we really playing the song from titanic now? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5045 Ladies and gentlemen, Nirvana! 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5046 And THAT is why we shouldn’t do outdoor rehearsals” ☄ 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5047 Everyday life doesn't inspire you bros? 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5048 Let’s rock out with a bang” 🦖 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5049 Do you guys know the one from Titanic? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
5050 Gentlemen, I bid you farewell 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5051 Oldies greatest hits 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5052 Do re mi fossil la si 🎵 1.2000 0.07441 60 53 2 5
5053 Let’s build a garage. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
5054 I like 'It's the end of the world as we know it' as a lyric but you may want to change the 'and I feel fine' bit 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5055 I added a light show. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5056 I didn't think our last set would end this way... 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5057 Anyone have the sheet music for ‘Great Balls of Fire’? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5058 Guys, I think we can have to end this set. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
5059 your mom 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5060 Mic Jagger looks great. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5061 Wow! This year's ball drop is killer. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5062 ‘One hit wonders’; where it all began. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5063 Time to go back into the studio... 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5064 Mel, I thought you said you forgot the pyrotechnics... 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5065 "It's the end of the world as we know it" I like the song too but maybe we should stop playing it? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5066 Rock of ages 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5067 How about "it's the end of the world as we know it"? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5068 Something tells me this is going to put a rear crimp in our Winter Tour. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5069 We should call ourselves the Ungrateful Dead! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5070 We need to add something to our floor to get the audience attention-- you know-- like pyroclastics. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5071 that's not part of our music show right? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5072 Okay, one final hit. And that's it. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5073 Well fellas, what’ll it be? Looks like we have time for about five more regular songs, or one song by Phish 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5074 For those about to be hit by a rock, we salute you. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5075 Play it as if it were the last time. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5076 I think we should cut that R.E.M. song. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5077 This might be rock bottom. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5078 I'm thinking no encore 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5079 I will again suggest that we become an underground band. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5080 For our closing number let's play that Jerry L Lewis favorite. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5081 I have a sudden urge to play "Time to Say Goodbye ". 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5082 When it comes to The End, apparently Jim Morrison was a plagiarist. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5083 Don’t worry about that flaming meteor heading towards us. It’s just virtual reality streaming backwards from the 21st Century. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5084 Uh-oh 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
5085 New addition to Bill Haley and the comets 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
5086 I've got it: "It's better to burn out than to go extinct..." 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5087 I knew that big dud would put a damper on our grove. 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
5088 So its unanimous, Dark Side of the Moon! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5089 Great balls of…what? Snow, ice? Come on guys, throw out some ideas here! 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5090 Somehow 'The Flying Boulders' doesn't sound like a rock band. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
5091 Taking “party like there’s no tomorrow” a little too literally… 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5092 At least they'll say "we were on fire" 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5093 Yeah, dat's what I said, play dat Song of Music tune "So long, good-bye, auf wiedersehen, etc." 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
5094 What do you mean you're not ready to rock? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5095 Maybe tonight,we skip the encore. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5096 I’m trying to pick the right R.E.M. song for the vibe but nothing comes to mind… 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5097 I don't fancy hard rock. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5098 I might as well break it to you now—you’re out of the band. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
5099 Pay no attention. Criticism is always a few generations behind high art. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5100 Maybe we should not have played R.E.M. that loud 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
5101 Goodnight Pangea! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5102 Jerry Lee, how many times have we told you NOT to play that song? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
5103 If you can't stay in tune we'll never finish the album. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
5104 OK,from the top: you shake my nerves and you rattle my brain. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5105 Exit The Dino's; enter The Beatles 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5106 "If we play it, they will come...." 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5107 Let's play this one like we're on the brink of extinction! 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5108 This is going to be the effect to end all special effects. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5109 Thanks, we’ll be here all wee……. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
5110 Don't worry, guys—I'm sure the fans will digs us someday. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
5111 Like they say, it’s better to burn out than to fade away! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5112 Yo, Steve, easy up on the bass…” “That’s not the bass dude… 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5113 I think we’ve might rock and rolled a bit too far 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
5114 Yes, ‘Dino-Might’ is a great band name, but what are your feelings about ‘The End of the World’? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5115 The Dino Rocks, circa 66 million B.C, before they were struck by stardom", archive photo 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5116 I think we should end the set with a bang” ☄ 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5117 Wait, I've got it: "It's better to burn out than to go extinct..." 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5118 No I didn't say: "I think this is a hit and will makes us stars". I said: "I think we'll be hit by a shooting star?" 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5119 You think we have time to do another run through? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5120 Derrick, if you can't hit that F note on four, I swear I'm gonna kill you! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5121 “Obliterationally correct.” 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5122 Once more, with a bang, not with a whimper. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5123 I think the drums are superfluous.” 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5124 You wished for a smash hit, you say? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5125 The drone said : I don't like this music, I will replace it with a hip-hop song 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5126 Goodness gracious, Stan. It's just one great ball of fire. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5127 Shouldn't we save the pyrotechnics for the finale? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5128 Looks like our musical evolution will end with hard rock. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5129 Damn! This would have been a perfect album cover for the younger climate change demo. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5130 I just have a feeling that we should cover "Rocket Man" instead of "Someone Saved My Life Tonight" 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5131 Can we play that in a minor key? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5132 Guess we better hurry with the encore... 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5133 Fellas, I think our set's done, for good. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5134 Oh well. These tiny hands were no good for playing guitar anyway. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5135 Is this what it means to be a hot combo? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5136 Kevin! You also missed the key change into the bridge yesterday, BEFORE any "meteor"! 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5137 Wait til you see the big finale I have planned 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5138 Keep playing ! The Republicans won’t let us go extinct - they care trust me ! 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5139 Faster guys. It’s better to burn out than to fade away. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5140 Shall we play for rain dance ? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5141 Our groove is way too prehistoric. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5142 OK. One last time, “Great Balls of Fire”… 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5143 Hey... How 'bout "The Fireballs!" 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5144 We're gonna close tonight with one of our biggest hits... 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5145 Looks like it's time for that REM song. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5146 I think our “ trash can ending” is just what’s called for at this moment! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5147 I didn't think we were doing a light show with this concert Rex. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5148 There goes the second encore. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5149 I think it's time for the our big finale! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5150 ? Goodness gracious, great balls of fire! ? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5151 Quick! Before we become extinct. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5152 Looks like no encore tonight,boys 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5153 OK Boys, let's play us on out! And a one... 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5154 Wait guys, we are not done yet!! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5155 what a great gig in the sky 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5156 I think ‘its the final countdown’ would be really profound at this time 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5157 Maybe we should stop now 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5158 Goodnight and goodbye! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5159 I didn’t realize we were doing that bad, that’s a big tomato 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5160 That's not what we meant when we said that you'll have a blast at our concert. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5161 We better jump to the encore… 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
5162 I feel like our attendance is going to crater soon 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5163 ...And NOW for the BIG FINISH! 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5164 The pyrotechnics have gotten a little out of hand. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5165 That must be the Yoko asteroid they've been talking about. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5166 I'm telling you, Doom Metal is what we'll be known for long after we're gone! 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
5167 Let's go from the start again, and hope this time we make it to the end. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
5168 But they'll never kill the thrills we've got, Burning up to the Crocodile Rock. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5169 Like the titanic 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5170 Call ourselves The Dinosaurs? No one will like a name like that. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
5171 We might want to reconsider the Pangea-wide tour. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
5172 Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the trex are pretty 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
5173 Guys, we gotta cut the encore short. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
5174 Guys - the Beatles broke up; Oasis broke up; even the Spice Girls broke up. Get over it - the DinoRock genre is dead. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
5175 The new lead singer's name is "Pat". 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
5176 For our last encore, "Burning Down the House." 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
5177 I am sure it will be ok. Our tour starts next week. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
5178 So, same time next week? 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
5179 Looks like our song is going to be a big hit 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
5180 I guess the global tour is over. And just when we thought Covid was over... 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5181 Though like the wanderer, the sun gone down, darkness be over me. Nearer, my… uh oh 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
5182 I'm suddenly not into the idea of playing 'rock'. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
5183 Wait, I thought we decided no pyrotechnics for this show… 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5184 You guys know ‘Stairway to Heaven’? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
5185 Geeze, I guess it is too late now, to change our tune 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5186 Ironically, our cover of 'Great Balls of Fire' lacks authenticity." 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5187 Take it from the top. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
5188 Nuts. If we go extinct, how will the world know we invented rock and roll? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5189 I don't know what you guys think, but I feel like we should just jam for the next little bit. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5190 Hey Stewart, this is probably a good time to wrap up that drum solo 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
5191 Jerry, Lee, and Lewis receive inspiration for a song in the early rock era. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5192 Well. Here’s that smash hit we’ve been hoping for. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5193 One last time - "We'll meet again, who knows where, who knows when, but I know we'll meet again some sunny day." 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5194 Ok, Jon Bon Jovi's 'Blaze of Glory' it is. Let's rock! 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5195 Whose idea was it to have special affects?! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5196 I guess this one's gonna be a real banger. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5197 Wait! Not "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida"! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5198 Jumpin Jack, it’s a flash! 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5199 That show off Larry should be saving pyrotechnics for the concert. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5200 I know, how about "Fire and Ice" next? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5201 I told you we should have covered The Beatles. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5202 This will be a hit" 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5203 How about "space oddity"? 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
5204 Sid, did you turn the oven off? 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
5205 We've had a request for "Stairway to Heaven" 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5206 Great gig while it lasted. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5207 If that’s the Beatles, we’re in trouble. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5208 Do you think ‘Stairway to Heaven’ is getting a little stale?” 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5209 Great session, guys. But our music is so out-there, audiences might not appreciate us for years—maybe even decades. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5210 We’re Grateful… 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
5211 What are we, fellas? Flash in the pan or one-hit wonder? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5212 How about calling our band "The Meteors"? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5213 Who farted? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5214 Guys! We can't keep putting off a show just because we can't agree on a band name. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5215 OK. Next practice 10 AM tomorrow. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5216 I think this will be our final set! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5217 OK, guys, big finish now! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5218 I think we can skip the encore tonight. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5219 We hope that this comet doesn't make this our last song. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5220 Who's ordered the light-show? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5221 Before it was 'violins on a sinking ship,' the saying was 'dinosaur rock as the comet flew in.' 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5222 We're good but I get the feeling we will never have our music heard. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5223 It took us 180 million years to come up with this. Now it’ll be 66 million more till Bill Haley brings it back! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5224 Keep playing. We could still win a Grammy posthumously. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5225 Whatever happens, guys, it's good to know that rock 'n' roll can never die. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5226 I thought there would be no groupies. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5227 Okay guys, 'It's the End of the World as We Know It' in G minor 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5228 Is it too late to try out my new song “Eve of Destruction?” 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5229 So, this is our gonna be our FINAL performance!" "This song is called, "The weatherman called for sunshine and apocalypse...it's improvised. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5230 They told me this band could reach the stars, not the other way round... 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5231 I thought we were going to ditch the pyrotechnics. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5232 Now they’re throwing comets at us! 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5233 On two…. The Eve of Destruction. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5234 Let's play this one in the key of G-willikers. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5235 Hey guys, we're gonna have to step up the tempo. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5236 The original pyrotechnics ! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5237 Some killer pyrotechnics would really liven things up. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5238 Ixnay on the drum solo ... 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5239 Wow! Someone must really hate this song. Normally, they just throw rotten tomatoes. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5240 Da Capo al finde 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5241 Well fellas, looks like our last gig until Jurassic Park. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5242 We are nowhere if Myron doesn't get us on Tik-Tok 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
5243 A request: 'We're on the eve of destruction.' 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5244 I always knew we'd be a smash. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5245 I told you ‘extinction’ wasn’t a good band name. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5246 Alright folks! Let's give it up for Fossils!! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5247 No reunion tour, I guess? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5248 Do you think we’ll still get paid for tomorrow night’s booking? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5249 We really put the rock in rock and roll 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5250 Is this what they meant by a meteoric rise to fame? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5251 See if we get cash tonight. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5252 You've outclassed yourself with the pyrotechnics, Dave. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5253 Mick, let’s drop the mike while there’s still time 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5254 This is going to disproportionately impact small, local venues. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5255 And I thought we were gonna rock this world." 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5256 Okay, let's wrap it up. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5257 Break song! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5258 Last set everyone... 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5259 When I said our music would be 'fire ???', this isn't what I meant! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5260 Bob Dylan's overrated. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5261 Relax! It's just a future eight-track on fire from their discovery of our hot tracks. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5262 Do we have time to play one more? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5263 ' I just saw Haley's Comet.....sometimes goodbye is a second chance." 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5264 Great set guys. How 'bout we skip the encore tonight? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5265 Okay, this time it really is our absolute, final farewell tour. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5266 We will have a meteoric rise! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5267 C'mon, keep playing, it's 64 million BC and the newscaster said near miss, they know what they're talking about. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5268 OK,lads,something soothing but memorable! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5269 Um... hey, man. Can I borrow your keys? I think I left something in the van. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5270 One more time... it'll be a couple of minutes before we're extinct. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5271 Just when the ambiance was perfect ! 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5272 And for our grande finale... 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5273 This song will be remembered FOREVER! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5274 Hey, There's music on Mars! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5275 Oh man! I hope we go out on a high note. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5276 Bill, feel free to join us. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5277 I don't remember there being any special effects. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5278 Maybe we should do a capella? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5279 Rock-n-Roll will never die, man. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5280 Leave everything. We’ll be back in six weeks. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5281 Let’s make a night to remember 🎶 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5282 Ladies and gentlemen, “Impending Doom”! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5283 I think we won't need a frontman anymore 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5284 For our last song, how about I Don't Want To Miss A Thing again? 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5285 D-minor just harshes my buzz 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
5286 It looks like there is a shooting star in the sky and it's gonna be 200 degrees we should rename to misters Fahrenheit 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5287 Something tells me we should've spent more time developing asteroid-deflection technologies than working side gigs. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5288 Ok one more slow song, and then we’ll go out with a bang. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5289 Rembember, we break up after tonight. Let's go out with a bang! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5290 Do you guys know the unfinished symphony? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5291 Maybe we shouldn't have named ourselves The Extinctions. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5292 This next song is gunna be a blast. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5293 ...and our final song for the evening will be ' I' ll Be Seeing You'. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5294 Time to wrap up. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5295 I'm not sure we can top that last one. 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
5296 But we haven’t played Cleveland yet! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5297 Come on guys, the way this sounds it’ll be a million years before we will be able to play in front of an audience! 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5298 So I guess band practice is canceled? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5299 Three hundred, sixty five degrees. Burning down the house 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5300 Last call already? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5301 Hey Nero, that doesn't look good, should we wrap up this set? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
5302 … Its the end of the world, as we know it, and I feel fiiinnne!!… 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
5303 How about playing a cover of an old R.E.M. song? 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
5304 It's a different kind of rock. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5305 The Meteors? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5306 How about the Jerry Lee Lewis song? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5307 Uh-1 and Uh-2 ... No, wait! 1,2,3,... 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
5308 I'd rather be rendered extinct by a beer can than a meteor. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
5309 Does this guitar make my butt look fat? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
5310 And that's why I didn't want to tune to 432Hz. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5311 1,2,3,4, Happy days are here... 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5312 It may be just a comet but I like it. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5313 I think we should go back in the garsge 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5314 Let's make this show a pre-historic one! 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
5315 Don't worry guys, I saw a meme that said these are just as harmless as rain. Let's play the next song, "Rawhide" in A. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5316 Why don't we play 'Ring of Fire' for our last number. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
5317 Let's play "Goodnight Irene". 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5318 Just when I was getting used to the heat. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
5319 Time to go; I think our gig is ending 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5320 A star made of rock? I know what our nickname should be 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5321 ‘Tom did you fart? That is so embarrassing! Literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me!’ 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5322 Well, how about the name...Rock of Ages? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5323 The Silurian Hypothesis was, it transpired, a terrible name for the band. 1.1918 0.06368 73 64 4 5
5324 What do you mean my lyrics are so Stone Age? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5325 Of course -- and right after we book that gig at the watering hole. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5326 Maybe it's our new band member! 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5327 Don't you think naming this tune, "It's the End of the World as We Know It" is a little trite? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5328 uh oh we're fudged 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5329 Yo, Bill, I've got it! We'll be Bill Haley and the Flaming Comets. No, just the Comets . . .we'll be so famous, people will be searching for us! 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5330 O.K. boys, hit it. "It's the end of the world as we know it" by R.E.M. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5331 We'd better practice before we go. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5332 I had a dream about this the other night, and I am afraid you are not going to like the ending. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5333 I have a feeling we are going out with a bang. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5334 Hey., guys. I just booked us a gig on a ship named the Titanic. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5335 Are we overdoing the throwback vibe 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5336 I knew being a Rock Band had no future, let’s go with Death Metal, and see what happens. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5337 This is what happens when you leave folk music. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5338 The "Flying Stones" started the Bigger Bang Tour! 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
5339 Maybe let's just run through that R.E.M. song and call it a night." 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5340 ♪♫ "It's the end of the world as we....." ♫♪ 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5341 The true origins of fossil fuels: Rock fueling the fossils. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5342 Okay, okay, we’ll play “Freebird 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5343 The gods are raising a light! For our encore, let’s sing, “The End” by The Doors. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5344 Que se acabó la fiesta… ¿qué qué? … que se acabó la fiesta 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5345 It is still a mistery why the band disbanded. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5346 Let's leave a fossil record that really sings. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5347 Maybe god doesn’t like rock n roll after all 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
5348 🎶 “Hey, hey, my, my…Rock and roll will never die…” 🎵 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5349 Gentlemen, it was a pleasure playing with you tonight” 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5350 Well...might as well play Free Bird. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5351 Here comes the turnaround 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5352 He never likes anything we do 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5353 Big finish boys! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5354 Guys, I'm afraid we're going to have to cut this set short... 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5355 Something is telling me it's the end of this gig. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5356 Let's hit it and quit 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5357 OK guys, let's hit it! Here we go! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5358 For our next number, let’s do “The Jurassic Period Forever.” 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5359 Ignore that asteroid and keep playing. It's just another one of those scare tactics by our liberal "scientists" ! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5360 Did you order in some new pyrotechnics for the show? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5361 I said not to name ourselves "The End of the Cretaceous Period' 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5362 We will not get no satisfaction tonight, Boys. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5363 We’re just not cool without pyrotechnics. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5364 Last chorus and fade out 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5365 Better cut to the coda. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5366 For the last time,Nigel - We aren't gonna play "The Final Countdown"! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5367 I guess the critics weren’t crazy about our version of “Wipeout.” 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5368 Let's pick up the tempo boys! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5369 If we could just nudge that out of the way, we could be greater than the Beatles. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5370 Ok, one more run-through of “It’s Not a Question of If”. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5371 Good news, Dino. We've finally found time for your drum solo. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5372 Guess this means the band will be breaking up! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5373 Do you know “That’s the End of the World as We Know It”? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5374 Alright guys, same time tomorrow 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5375 Anybody know that Tom Waits song, Earth Died Screaming? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5376 Let's give it a big finish. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5377 Ok, triple the tempo! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5378 'Cuz they say 165 zero zero zero zero zero zero party over oops out of time 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5379 Do you think this is our extinction show? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5380 It looks like the B side of the record is going to be a little loud. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5381 Well I guess it was our farewell tour. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5382 Bandddddddd onnn the sun. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5383 If only we’d had more cowbell… 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5384 Women and children first. Let's play Purple Rain, with real feeling. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5385 Louie, Louie, oh no, me gotta go now! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5386 Louie, did you hire that crazy special effects guy again? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5387 Don’t worry we are as gigantic as the Titanic!! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5388 Who turned on the house lights? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5389 I dont think there's going to be a remix John 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5390 Once we're extinct what's left to rock on? Stones, beetles? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
5391 Let’s do a cover of something by Jerry Lee Lewis. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
5392 Should we give it a drumroll?” @adri_t_ 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
5393 There goes our comeback tour. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5394 ok guys, time for greatest hits! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5395 oh, no, yoko 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5396 Let's play that fast one, one more time... 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5397 Just drum with the pedal, your foot should reach. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
5398 Great! Take 10 million years. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
5399 So much for our rock band. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5400 I always imagined it ending with a bus crash. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
5401 Shall we play something more upbeat, then? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5402 I think our music is about to evolve. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5403 Anyone call for pizza? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5404 I guess we had better play this one Presstissimo ! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5405 That looks like Jim. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
5406 Billhaleyosaurus and the WHAT!? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5407 Dark star crashes, pouring its light into ashes Reason tatters, the forces tear loose from the axis Searchlight casting for faults in the clouds of delusion Shall we go, you and I while we can -Grateful Dead 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5408 Bill, it might be too late to change the band's name. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5409 Ughh. We're out of time. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5410 We should write a song about that beautiful fire in the sky. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
5411 W..w..we're dino-mite..." 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5412 We need a name for our band. I vote for 'Extinction'. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5413 Well, we said we wanted to go out with a bang. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
5414 Next time I say, 'Let's go play someplace like Alpha Centauri,' let's really go play someplace like Alpha Centauri. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
5415 I thought we agreed on The Rolling Stones 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5416 Let’s do a song called I have little arms”, submitted by my 12 yr old son 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5417 This-rock-is on fiiiiiirrreeeee, this-rock-is on fiiiirrreee” 🎤☄️☄️☄ 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
5418 I say we call it “heavy metal” 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
5419 Dude, you shouldn't have fired the bass player. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
5420 It doesn't matter that we passed the audition! 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5421 The Last Gig! 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5422 Hey boys, how about one last encore? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5423 This could be it. Let's play "Somewhere over the Rainbow". 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5424 Who's in charge of ptyrotechnics 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
5425 I agree this "spells the end of disco", but I still have a bad feeling inside. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
5426 We’re a hit!! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5427 Whose idea was it to say we encourage heckling? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5428 And now we go out with a high note. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5429 We really need to find a bass player soon. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
5430 Hit it! In a-one, and a-two, and a…………. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
5431 Do you think we left it too late for our comeback tour? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5432 The end of the Dino Rock era. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5433 Let's skip the album and just stick with a single. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5434 The Last-Rock Band 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5435 Must the show really go on? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5436 I don't think this next tune is going to have any impact. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5437 We're not going to have time for an encore. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5438 Not what I meant when I said, 'Let's rock.' 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5439 You always want to play that Doors song! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5440 Another chorus of "Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight"? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5441 Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5442 Let’s close with “Great Balls of Fire” tonight, boys. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5443 Remember when they lit cigarette lighters at our concerts? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5444 Next band up, The Humans 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5445 Can you believe Pitchfork called us "dad rock"? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5446 Dinos cometh rocking and rolling 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5447 FINALLY, Bono arrives... 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5448 We hope you had a blast! For our last song… 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5449 ‘Alright guys, I think our time might be almost up. Let’s make this one for the ages!’ 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5450 Republican response to bidens meteor 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
5451 Let's sing ":he Last Song", by Elton John. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5452 I was terrified when I sung this, forgive me if goes astray... 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5453 We'll end with a rim shot when it comes down. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5454 times they are changing 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5455 But in the end, it doesn't even matttteeeeerrrrr.... 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5456 Maybe we should do the encore now instead of when we had planned. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5457 Rock n' Roll is Here to Stay!!! 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5458 Do you think animals will continue to listen to our music? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5459 Now I understand what the booking agent meant by “extinction event.” 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5460 Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that the heart does go on... 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5461 Now playing, The Extinction Band! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5462 It’s a sign that rock and roll will never die. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5463 Dyno-mite! Are you sure you stored the DNA well in the sap? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5464 Finally, the generator and mics are here. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5465 I think this is gonna be a one-hit wonder. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5466 Anyway, here’s fireball. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5467 I guess we will always be just a ‘one hit wonder’ 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5468 Sounds like a hit to me. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5469 ‘Goodness gracious….You’re a little off-key tonight, Hal’ 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5470 Mick, Keith... this looks like our final gig. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5471 I think I'm starting to feel it 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
5472 The day the music died, and they were singin’… 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5473 Sorry, Bill Haley and his Comets is already taken. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
5474 Any Jerry Lee Lewis fans out there? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5475 If you don’t believe the band has a future, just say so, Larry. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5476 Look, a gigantic fire ball is heading right where the stinky Tyrannosauruses are having their tea party. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5477 I guess we're the headliners now... 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5478 It’s not an issue until we hear Celine. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5479 Cool! Space rock and roll. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5480 One more? It better be a short one. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5481 Great session guys! I know this song will be a classic for the ages! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5482 Shall we play "Rock of Ages" next? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5483 Let's finish in unison with an E chord in five, four... 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5484 It's probably not a good time to go to Mexico! 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5485 You know the chords to 'Living Like We're Dying?' 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5486 This is our last chance to get this right 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5487 Who knew this would be our Farewell Tour? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5488 What if that was our meteoric rise? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5489 First of the last Dead Head concerts. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5490 Let's do "My Way" one more time, hit it boys! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5491 We've almost got it guys. One more time! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5492 Yeah, want to retry that section of "Another One Bites the Dust" ? I messed up the chords again. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5493 Don't worry. The shock waves won't hit us until after we finish the set. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5494 Really? Free bird,again? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5495 Right gentlemen, it’s ‘Nearer my god to thee’, from the top… 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5496 Hey, how about ‘The Meteors’? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
5497 What? I thought we were the only rockstars on this planet! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5498 Seriously! I think a light show with some pyrotechnics and explosions would make our fans go nuts! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
5499 Let’s take it from the coda. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
5500 Just make sure there’s no nip slip… 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
5501 Uhh… well anyway here’s ‘Wonderwall’ 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
5502 Ok, let's call it "We are the champions...for one more day." 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5503 Michael, let's play "It's the End of the World As We Know it" 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5504 This is the end!! Play Freebird!! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5505 This is where we find out why they call it "Rock and Roll". 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5506 Great Balls of Fire on four!" 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5507 Let’s call it a wrap. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5508 If you suggest that REM song again, you're out. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5509 What about Schubert’s Unfinished Symphony? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5510 I don't understand what the Hokey Pokey is all about. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5511 Looks like we won’t be getting the band back together after all. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5512 I have Titanic jamais vu. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5513 For our finale, we’re gonna do one made famous by an actual beetle:Band on the Run. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5514 Quick! R.E.M.’s “It’s The End of the World As We Know It”! And play it like it’s the last thing you’ll ever do! 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5515 I got got got got no time! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5516 Zeva, would it help if you just thought of them as a giant metronome? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5517 Play to win. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5518 Quick! Play Closing Time! 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5519 Dylan went electric in ‘65 and he’s doing alright. What could go wrong? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5520 Maybe we should call ourselves The UNgrateful Dead? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5521 Let's do a remix of "If I Die Young" really quickly. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5522 They will still ask for an encore 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5523 Better make this the last take ... 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5524 It's one for the money. Two for the show. Three to get ready ready. And four to... Anyone remember what four was for? A burning life ending meteor? No that was not it. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5525 I think we should call ourselves 'The Extinctions'. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5526 Gee, maybe I shouldn't have turned it up to 11. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5527 Uh oh, great balls of fire! Hey...that gives me an idea for a song. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
5528 No better time to play Freebird boys! Let’s go! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5529 - Let's do this one in D minor 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5530 Rock band “The Dino”soars with a hit song. Unfortunately, their hopes for a meteoric rise came crashing down. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5531 Just another manic Monday 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5532 Do we have insurance? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5533 We can't be a one hit wonder... 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5534 The last, and some say greatest, Doom Metal band of the Cretaceous. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5535 Dang - we finally got the group good enough to take on the road, and now we're going to be extinct. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5536 There goes our recording contract. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5537 Our agent says this will help our ticket sales. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5538 Ummm..I think we better cut the drum solo short. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5539 We survived Facebook crashing, we can survive this. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5540 Where is the girl vocalist? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5541 And this was supposed to be our live album. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5542 Stay strong. This is our Titanic moment. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5543 Last band in the Earth! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5544 I'll be glad when we stop playing these 4th of Pangea gigs! 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5545 Let’s start at 9 bottles of beer instead. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5546 After talking me into punking the gods, do you two have any bright ideas about an encore? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5547 We might want to forgo the encore. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5548 Let’s do that R.E.M. hit. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5549 Punk is dead. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5550 Let’s do that last song again but this time much, much faster. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5551 'Great Ball of Fire' will be our best song yet! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5552 I was told it would be intimate. No disco ball whatsoever... 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5553 I guess it's not the time for "Careless Whisper" 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5554 You guys are downers. Why does every song we play have to do with death--lighten up. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5555 Ok,one last set, let’s set this place on fire! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5556 We must be playing the music of the spheres! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5557 Should we do "This is the End" by the Doors, or "Goodness, Gracious, Great Ball of Fire" by Jerry Lee Lewis? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5558 Ok folk, our last song tonight will be “Rock of Ages” 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5559 Isn't there already a band called "The Animals" 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5560 Now THERE'S an obvious metaphor for the death of rock and roll. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5561 In the final analysis, what good are opposable thumbs? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5562 I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff's going to come down for quite a while. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5563 This is the biggest audience we’ll ever have…. Don’t play flat! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5564 So.....Freebird? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5565 I thought we agreed: no whistling. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5566 At least we'll be remembered for our music. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5567 Well, our manager did predict a meteoric rise.... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5568 you have been a great audience. Our last song for the evening will be 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5569 rock and roll hall of flame 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5570 Time to fire our concert location manager. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5571 This isn’t just our last gig… it’s the end of an era. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5572 The weather report is never right!! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5573 I don't think 'Let It Be' would be a wise choice. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
5574 I want to hold your hand. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5575 Now everything we’ve been playing will become an “oldie.” 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5576 Guys...for the next take, how about we up the tempo and skip the repeats? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5577 And I thought our song was the hottest new breakout hit … 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5578 What the...Who ordered the pyrotechnics?! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5579 This is a “Titantic” moment!! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5580 I think we just settle on a band name already 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5581 I think we should pick up the pace a bit OR Goodness gracious, great balls of fire 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
5582 How about some Barry McGuire? 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
5583 Should we play that hit now or wait till the encore? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5584 Maybe we should consider something other than rock? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5585 Quick. Let's make tracks.” 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5586 As the 'DinoMightys' I think all we're missing is some TNT 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5587 Aw, Man! Just when we get our first gig, something blows up! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5588 Goodness gracious...something something of something... 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
5589 But Neil, I thought you said Rock and Roll would never die. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5590 Rock the Dinosaurs 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5591 Heavy metal hit, man 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5592 Gonna have to make this set a shortie . . . 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5593 Guess there won’t be time for an encore tonight! 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5594 Maybe someone just wants to hear 'Free Bird.' 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5595 The cover band Mass Extinction plays its final encode. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5596 Woah, dude. Heavy metal. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5597 Looks like we won’t be doing an encore tonight 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5598 Oh by the way do you know this band called @cometcoming? 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5599 Asteroids was only supposed to be an edgy name. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5600 …and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5601 Here we go, last set. Let's finish with a bang! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5602 Looks like an omen. We may have to postpone the next couple of gigs. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5603 I think that we finally found the surprise ending. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5604 Here comes the sun, da da dah! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5605 Guys, this may be our final tour. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5606 Dude. I thought we decided-no corny stage effects. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5607 Uh oh! Quick! Bury the oil! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5608 This is the end” by Doorsasaurus 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5609 When we're playing "Great Balls Of Fire", try to picture it in your head. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5610 The acoustics will be better when we open on Alpha Centauri. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5611 On second thought let’s play something shorter 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5612 Dammit! Doug was right! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5613 All right, now, let's make this one count! 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
5614 Does that mean that they want an encore or…? 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
5615 Jerry, Lee and Lewis discover the chorus. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5616 Where is the little furry backup choir? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5617 The Flaming Meteors' gig is in for a surprise. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5618 I know! We'll call ourselves The Meteors! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5619 OK quick 1-2-3 It's the End of the World as We Know It And I Feel Fine 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5620 I guess God doesn't care for jazz 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5621 Dinosaur Sr. makes way for Dinosaur Jr. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5622 Time to rock out 'til we're knocked out. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5623 I wish I had a head of hair yada yada 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5624 “Alright Guys, let’s jam like it’s the last show on Earth!” Benny would never know the cataclysmic reality behind his simple statement. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5625 We would like to play The Doors “The End” but we don’t have ten minutes. 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
5626 Sheesh! . . . our playing can't be THAT bad! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5627 That last meteor was a killer 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5628 GOODNESS GRACIOUS,STOP THE MUSIC! I JUST HAD A FLASH OUT OF NOWHERE! LET'S CALL THIS ONE "GREAT BALL OF FIRE!" 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5629 Our finale will be 'The Fifth Great Extinction'. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5630 Fellas! It's Rock! We'd better Roll! 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5631 Way worse than our usual tomatoes and lettuce. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5632 Thank you for coming out tonight, this is our last song. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5633 Ah-one, Ah-two, y'all know what to do... 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5634 that mammals power trio Rush is outplaying us. our only hope is pyrotechnics. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5635 Mark my words, cousin Keith is going to regret leaving the band. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5636 And a one ... and a two and a ... what the ... 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5637 I thought we were the next big hit 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5638 If we could just up the percussion some, it would be totally cosmic. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5639 I know it’s a cliché, but let’s play like it’s our final performance. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5640 Rex, I know us two agreed not to put that terrible racket of yours in the live show but as we seem to be going to die, you can do whatever you want on your f-ing drums 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5641 This brings new meaning to rock n roll 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5642 How much did the light show cost us? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5643 Setting the stage on fire 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5644 We think this next song is a hit that will throw use into a new age of existence! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5645 No time to die, we've got a deposit on this place. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5646 Guess Coachella’s over 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5647 Next up: “Nearer, My God, to Thee” An oldie but a goodie 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5648 So much for the La Brea Guitar Pits. 1.1842 0.06130 76 67 4 5
5649 Goodness gracious...you guys know 'Great Ball of Fire'? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5650 Well this could be the last time This could be the last time Maybe the last time I don't know Oh no, oh no -Rolling Stones 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5651 The last time this happened we wrote “Fire on the Water”. Get creative. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5652 It just hit me, let's sing great balls of fire. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5653 Ok, one more time from the top… “Rain, rain go away.” 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5654 It's the End of the World As We Know It?!" A little too on the nose, guys.. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5655 And this is our final number. Called Apocalypse Now: The End of a Era. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5656 And to think, I've been blaming the death of rock on Linkin Park all these years. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
5657 Over before they saw us! 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5658 Mick, will this Farewell Tour EVER end? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5659 Yikes, this is the last time we’re booking a gig at Chicxulub! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5660 I don’t think that’s the sun, Gary. But, sure, let’s go ahead and sing Here Comes the Sun. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5661 Wow, Dave finally got that entrance right. World must be ending. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5662 What was that about our being bigger than Bill Haley and the Comets? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
5663 Let's end this with a blast, shall we? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
5664 I dream of Jeannie with the light brown hair. What!? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
5665 How could you forget how to play "Planet Rock?" 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
5666 But we don’t want to be one hit wonders 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
5667 I dunno ... just thought we could do a cover of Skeeter Davis' The End of the World. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5668 I told you we shouldn't have pirated GarageBand. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5669 Tom, finish your drum solo 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5670 Let’s just keep it to one encore. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
5671 One, two, three, four Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes (Turn and face the stranger) Ch-ch-Changes Oh, look out you rock 'n rollers 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5672 Do you guys know 'It's The End of the World as We Know It'? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5673 What’s the key for our swan song? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5674 Well, Skeeter Davis already did "The End of the World" so we'd better come up with something quick! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5675 Oh no,it's the curse of Jerry Lee Lewis. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5676 I thought I told you not to leave the light show to the hosts. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5677 ok one more time from the top And you tell me over and over and over again my friend, ah you can't believe we're on the eve of destruction 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5678 Should we do an encore? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5679 Let's try that Gloria Gaynor song! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5680 Titanic: The Prequel 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5681 Oops, our final stage 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5682 I feel like the upstairs neighbour is taking the noise complaint a bit to far 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5683 The very first Red Rocks concert 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5684 Aw crap. That’s all we need. A meteor that thinks it’s a star already “ 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5685 We will be here all week, Tip your waitresses and try the steak. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5686 See you guys in hell 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
5687 Play like it's your last concert in Pangaea! 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
5688 Uh oh…is that Yoko’s comet? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5689 Okay guys after this rock hits we gotta roll out 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5690 Do you think we should cancel Saturday's gig? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5691 I don’t know—ignore it. R.E.M. Let's go again...it’s the end of the world as we know. One,, two, three, four... 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5692 Do we really think our fans are ready for apocolyptic overtones?Times are good, what could happen? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5693 It's Kurt Cobain, our lead singer. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5694 Guys, quit being distracted! We need to rehearse or we'll never win the 'battle of the bands'! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5695 Guys, I lied when I told you my age. I'm actually... 27. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5696 Nearer My God to Thee," and-a one, and-a two .. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5697 Speaking in tongue: burning down the house!" Wasn't supposed to literal guys 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5698 Thanks for coming tonight, folks. Looks like next week we’ll be featuring karaoke. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5699 That's a fire band name. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5700 No encore tonight,guys. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5701 How about we try “Gimme those old extinction time blues”? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5702 Let's play "Rock and Roll is Here to Stay" again. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5703 You know you’re good when your music outlasts you. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5704 Let's try that again, but make it flashier. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5705 In the year 2525BC We be chillin at the bottom of a bog. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5706 Dino do you fireworks should be part of the encore finally? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5707 This next one’s called “The Final Countdown.” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5708 The next band is death metal 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5709 Anyone makes a crack about our finally having a 'big hit' is out of the band. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5710 So much for locating a bass player. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5711 It seems the vibe we’ve created is about to blow up. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5712 That's curtains 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5713 I’m just not sure we’re ready.. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5714 No matter what, we play until the end… 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5715 We're rock 'n' rollers and we're going to live FOREVER! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5716 Does this mean the party's over? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5717 I’ve heard of great balls of fire but this is ridiculous! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5718 It’s from Mars with requests 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
5719 : I didn’t request pyrotechnics, did you? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5720 We are the On Steroids NOT As Steroids ss 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5721 Alright gentlemen, it looks like it’s last call. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
5722 I feel fine 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5723 Quick! What rhymes with meteor?! 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5724 You HAD to turn us up to 11! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5725 Prehistoric Version Of Haley And The Comets 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5726 One..., two..., one, two, three, oops 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5727 Just how big a budget did we give our Pyrotechnics team this year? 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
5728 Sing me softly to sleep fellas 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5729 I think we better increase the tempo! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5730 Guys, I'm getting second thoughts about calling this album Fossil Record... 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5731 The Dioramas were reportedly a hit in their day. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5732 At least none of us is playing the fiddle. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5733 I guess we won’t be opening for The Furry Mammals this weekend. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
5734 Only one encore tonight. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5735 Let's just play "Aenema" and grab a drink. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5736 Guess we better play “Great Balls of Fire ! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5737 Let’s start this set with a Big Bang. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5738 I think the tour just got canceled. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5739 As a band we are evolving. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5740 Maybe we should try some heavy metal 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5741 I was hoping for at least one more farewell tour, but I guess that won’t be happening now. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5742 Our meteoric rise to fame may be short lived 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5743 He just left with Yoko, I’m sure he’ll be right back 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5744 Let's keep going, don't think we have time to take 5. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5745 Can you sing on key please? You 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5746 We're going flat on that last note. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5747 They said you will be able to see 'Yoko's Comet' if you look up in the sky tonight. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5748 One more time, faster. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5749 Guys -- this set we're not gonna Take Five. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5750 Should we do a rain check? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5751 As the famous Extinctions played on 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5752 I guess there will be no encore! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5753 Our very last number will be a great balks of fire. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5754 It looks like we have a new fan 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5755 Now we'll never find a place to plug in. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5756 Today I was thinking we cover "Immortal" by Fallout Boy, but if you really want to do "Centuries" instead that's fine by me. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5757 I think "Nearer, My God, to Thee" is appropriate. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5758 I got this feelin' that tonight is gonna be a show to end all shows! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5759 If that IS a meteor headed straight for Igor,should we move? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5760 That's it, disco is dead. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5761 Let's see if we can finish this set before the last call. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5762 We'll be lucky if we even get a chance to be one-hit-wonders! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5763 I have a sinking feeling that we may be going extinct. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5764 Which will it be today? Hot Rock or Heavy Metal? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5765 Uhhh, so should we take it from the top or…? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5766 It’s the end of the world as we know it … AND I FEEL FINE ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
5767 K guys trust me this one’s gonna be a hit 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5768 Music to drown by. Now I know I'm in first class. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5769 We’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your server. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5770 Get Schwifty 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5771 Rock Bang 💥 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5772 I’d like to say thank you on behalf of the group & the dinos & I hope we’ve passed the audition. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5773 Does this mean we’re not going on tour? 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
5774 Didn’t I hear somewhere that video killed the radio star! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5775 Let's make it sound more cosmic dancer, ya dig? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5776 It’s a sign from god… this band is destined for great things. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5777 Uh oh...is Mick still back stage? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5778 I’ve heard of one hit wonders, but this is ridiculous! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5779 I think that’s our time. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5780 The Jerry Lee Lizard Trio has inspiration falling from the sky. Goodness gracious … 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
5781 Now we have no time to practice the encore! Michael Matts, Longmont, CO 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5782 Oh shit, the Stooges are here! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5783 It’s the end of the ‘saurs as we know it, and I feel fine 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5784 And we had just gotten started. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5785 Play "Nearer, My God, to Thee." 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5786 There won’t be doing an encore until Steven Spielberg is born… 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5787 'Is it too late to switch to warm blood?' 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5788 Well, fellas, this is it. Someone else is gonna have to write this song. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5789 Instead of "Reunion" might I suggest "Farewell Tour"? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5790 This gives me an idea. Let's do pyrotechnics for our next show. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5791 Perhaps an R.E.M. cover band was a poor choice? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5792 Those baby boomers again! 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5793 Hit it Dino, Fly me to the moon, let me play among the stars. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
5794 'It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel ... um ... can we do another one?' 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5795 This Is The End.” By the doors. And two and three 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5796 Our next piece is in memory of Scotty who was beamed up after problems with our last show. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5797 I wonder if that rock will roll. Wait...are you thinking what I'm thinking??? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5798 Enough with the Jerry Lee Lewis 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5799 Wanna announce, this is our farewell tour! 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5800 Have we got time for the last cut? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5801 I never know what to play for encores anyway. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5802 Well,there goes our chance to play at Lollapalooza this year. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5803 Well,necessity is the mother of invention. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5804 Too many ballads, Steve. I wanna play something that really gets the crowd moving 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5805 Band name: Titanicsaurus Rex. Cover: the closest cave. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5806 Looks like we won’t have to play ‘Free Bird’ after all. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5807 Here comes the… Here comes the… Here comes the… Ya'll don't really want it now 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5808 Don’t worry. I was told that after that thing hits we will emerge to a new and better normal 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5809 I still say Rose could have made room on the door raft. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5810 symphony of redestruction 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5811 Maybe a little less methane on that solo..... 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5812 I think I've come up with our new band name! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5813 Goodness gracious, it's a great ball of fire! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5814 Time to play "Good Night Ladies" guys. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5815 Let's start the set. It will take a while for the shock to hit us! 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5816 Did either of you think to keep a record of what we've accomplished for future generations? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5817 See, it's G-D-A minor. 'It's the End of the World As We — ' You guys have seriously never heard of R.E.M.? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5818 Here comes our Grammy. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5819 Let’s call this, “Rock Around the Sun Dial” by - - look up! Oh yeah, by Haley’s Comet 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5820 ‘Cause I’m a-a-already gone And I’m fe-e-elin’ it strong I will si-i-ing extinction’s song ‘Cause I’m a-a-already gone! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5821 There's still time for 15 seconds of fame. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5822 Rock star." After 165 million years of practice I would hope so 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5823 Can you give me an explosive ending? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5824 This will be our final reunion tour. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5825 Looks like the “Eve of Destruction”. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5826 Guys- we might not rock completely around the clock tonight. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5827 Well, we are rock stars. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
5828 Relax, Congress will pass a tax to fix it. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
5829 This could be a song, "Goodness, gracious, something, something, something." 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
5830 No time for "Freebird" my friends.... 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5831 The Wallace Hartley Rex Trio goes down with the ship. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
5832 You know what? Let's forget about that chord change. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5833 All Right! And now for the big ending--- uh one, uh two.... 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
5834 Don't worry -we've got it covered 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
5835 I don't think we're gonna make it to the concert. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5836 Maybe we'll be reincarnated when there's someway to power the instruments 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5837 Our rock will never be as classic as that rock. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5838 We had a ball! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5839 Well I might as well say it.. I’ve been thinking about going solo. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5840 Okay, guys, we'd better play one chorus. No solos. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5841 I think we will start with the encore! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5842 This last one is for Mark Bolan. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5843 OK guys, let's run through Great Balls of Fire for tomorrow's concert" 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5844 Maybe we shouldn't call ourselves 'Meteors Rock' after all. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5845 I think we'll skip the encore. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5846 I think they are mad because you have positioned the drum incorrectly. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5847 When you struck that wrong chord in the last stanza, I believe that's what set the universe ablaze. This could be devastating for our species. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5848 I’ve written a new song full of hope and optimism. It’s called ‘Tomorrow’. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5849 I knew the cover of 'When Doves Cry' was not the way to go." 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5850 And debuting our new single for you tonight, Closing Time! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5851 I guess the world isn’t ready for rock and roll. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5852 THE LAST DINOSAUR TRIO 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5853 Maybe I could sell the country house. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5854 OK, "Fire on the Mountain" 1 . . . 2 . . .3 . . . 4 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5855 As it turned out, "The Saurs," a post-apocalyptic band, was ahead of its time. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5856 I don't know guys. I just don't think three middle aged white dinosaurs are going to be able to put over a cover of "Hey Ya" by Outkast. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5857 Ok, guys, we need to move quickly into the Uranus national anthem. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5858 This time I mean it,rock it like you’ll never rock again. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5859 Prehistoric Rock N' Roll 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5860 This time, pick up the tempo! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5861 It's the end of the world as we had it? as we lived it? as it had been? Dang it! I don't know. How ya'll feeling? I don't know about you but I feel fine? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5862 The Titanic Trio played as though their lives depended on it. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5863 I told you not to play Wipeout" 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5864 Sorry, guys. Our lead singer is extinct. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5865 It's a sign, dudes - we might die but rock will live forever. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5866 See! Even the Universe thinks Jazz fusion is the worst. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5867 in Europe it's Vin Petroleum 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5868 Do you know that one from the ‘Titanic?’ 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5869 Did we ask for that type of flame? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5870 Let's take five... 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5871 Is it too late to make a wish? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5872 I guess nobody will come to our show tonight, then. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5873 Closing time, every new beginning Comes from some other beginning's end 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5874 Let's do Bye-bye Baby! 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
5875 The original Last Waltz. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5876 We’re about to get rocked and rolled. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5877 Well,we did ask for special effects. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
5878 This is our last song! Goodnight! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5879 now for the grand finally promised to rock the world. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5880 We promised the fans a really big fireworks show! Keep playing! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5881 Yes, skipping a beat IS a big thing. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5882 Turn out the lights, the party's over! 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
5883 Quick! To the 'coda' before it's too late! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5884 And now for Barry's own composition, 'Eve of Destruction'" 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5885 I only knew 3 chords. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
5886 The "End of the World as We Know It" original jam session 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5887 We could call ourselves 'The Comets' instead of 'The extinct ones" 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5888 Okay, let's go back to the Jurassic. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5889 It's cheaper than the pyrotechnics I hired for our last show. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5890 Let's try that ending again. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5891 Well, the red light means our time is up. Remember to tip your raptor. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5892 TAKE FIVE---MAYBE? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5893 Do you think our music will be extinct sometime soon. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5894 Let's skip the solos. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5895 I guess band practice is canceled, guys. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5896 OK, I think we’ve got time for one more set. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5897 . . . and to wrap it all up, Bye, Bye, Baby. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5898 We’d better switch to 5/4 time! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5899 Could this be a sign that means our band is dino-mite?" 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5900 Uh Oh....There will be no encore! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5901 Do you think they’ll remember our rock stars? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5902 Guys, let’s take a 60 million-year break. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5903 Goodness gracious! I best that went over your heads. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5904 That song we played isn't going to be our greatest hit. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5905 Ok, we’re gonna get out of here with this one… 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5906 Lost music video pitch for R.E.M. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5907 Let’s try to nail it this time. We haven’t got forever. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5908 Pre-modern music was ahead of its time. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5909 What’s that about Nirvana? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5910 'It's the end of the world as we know it', from the top, boys! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
5911 Now all we need is a fiddler. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5912 Why do I feel like playing Freebird? 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5913 Smoke on the water” 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5914 Nearer,my god,to thee",ladies? And a one,and a two.. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5915 No, Henry, I won't sing Baby Shark one last time even if it kills you! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5916 If this is our last gig, I don't want to go out covering Nickelback 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5917 What do you mean it’s written by ’Trad.’? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5918 See, I told you 'Great Balls of Fire' was public domain... 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5919 I think this will be our final song of the night. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5920 Years from now everyone will be grateful , and think we were grateful too! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5921 Hey, let's go out with a bang! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5922 Forget the asteroid – get your tiny arms in gear! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5923 Practice tomorrow? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5924 Do you think we’ll be as famous as the Titanic’s band? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5925 The moment the "The Rock Stars" realized the band's name would no longer be just a metaphor. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5926 ok ! that REM song - uptempo ! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5927 OK, from the top: "I see it in your eyes... You got that burning feeling"... 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5928 Something tells me that God was NOT pleased by our rendition of “Louie Louie” 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5929 After this song, let's just go back to the hotel and chill out. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5930 I told you this tour would go down in history! 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5931 Who let God be in charge of the pyrotechnics? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5932 This next song is for all of you who never thought you'd get another chance at love. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5933 Come on guys, something to ring in the new year 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5934 As the light fades from the screen From the famous final scene 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5935 It looks like there’s about to be a whole rockin’ and rollin’. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5936 Should I stay or should I go? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5937 Change the set list! Does anyone know the lyrics to that R.E.M. song? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5938 Guys, I don't know what it is, but I have a feeling...we're gonna KILL at this show tonight. I think it's gonna be lit. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5939 Either of you guys getting tired of all these one night gigs? 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
5940 I think it's still worth hammering out the encore. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5941 I call this next tune "Annnihilation Blues". 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5942 Hey guys, here comes our final offer from Fossil Records. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5943 This one’s called rock lobster. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5944 I guess we'll just rebuild this city on rock n roll." 🎶 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
5945 3 and a 2 and a 1! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
5946 Do you guys know "Nearer my god to thee?" 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5947 Too late for our greatest hit? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
5948 Time for an update of “Goodness, Gracious,Great Balls of Fire”? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5949 I guess this is growing up. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
5950 Now that’s what I call Space Rock. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5951 That looks like a great addition to our band! 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5952 Uh-oh. That ‘one-hit wonder’ may do it for us. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5953 The Rockin’ Dinosaurs were just tuning up for their first live performance of “The Eve of Destruction”…. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5954 Well,it was fun while it lasted! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5955 This Punk Rock thing just doesn't do it for me anymore. I've grown out of this world is gonna end, everything is meaningless stuff. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
5956 Do you think we passed the audition? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5957 Quick, let's do a cover of Jerry Lee Lewis's "Great Balls of Fire" 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
5958 Who's on First??? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
5959 It’s the end of the world as we know it. ? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5960 I Told you we shouldn't have played "The Final Countdown" 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5961 Good day Sunshine, Good day....uh oh. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5962 The last rockasaurs 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5963 Uh, guys, I’m here to announce that I’m going solo. I need to branch out on my own and see how far I go. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5964 It’s an omen: hard rock is coming 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5965 So,shall we play "Nearer my God to thee" or "Autumn?" 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5966 We need to come up with a name fast 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5967 It's now or never 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5968 So we’ll skip the encore? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5969 I knew it....Battle of the Bands cancelled...again! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5970 For the encore, let's go out with a bang. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5971 What song is appropriate for last call---the Darwining Dance? 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
5972 Ugh... another shower... Why can't my parents let us practice in the garage??? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5973 As long as The Rolling Stones keep performing, never mind the critics who say we’re too old. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5974 Sorry, I forgot to bring the cables and amps, Dennis. But I think that’s the least of our worries now. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5975 This one will be a hit soon 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
5976 Anyone know any kenny loggins… 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5977 I think we might need to skip the encore. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
5978 *BA DUM~shooo000OOOM 🥁💥 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5979 Better count us in quick, Dino! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5980 I guess we’re not playing Chicxulub next week. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
5981 I think we need to pick up the tempo a bit. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
5982 Where's Nero? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
5983 It’s flashy, but no amount of pyrotechnics will save us from your wrong notes. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5984 It's a humdrum life.He hums and I am on drums. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
5985 Telling the aliens "we were gonna rock their world" may have been misinterpreted. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5986 Aw, and we just named ourselves 'The Forevers'! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5987 I feel like we need a more post-apocalyptic vibe. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5988 Hey Ted your latest lighting effect is out of this world! 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
5989 The band plays on. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5990 Was it really the time to play "LIGHT MY FIRE?" 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5991 Quick! Play the encore! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5992 I get the feeling this is the finale 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5993 Looks like we're gonna have to switch to a more grunge genre to stay relevant. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5994 Ladies,let’s get our rock on! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
5995 Strike up the band! 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
5996 "So this is what you meant when you said, 'It's a rock band.' " 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5997 No, not “rock music”—something more contemporary. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5998 Um...let's close with Prince's '1999'." 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5999 Perhaps naming our group R.E.M. wasn't the best move. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6000 Well, at least it's not Covid that will stall our world tour this time 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6001 The Astroids and their one-hit wonder. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6002 A good name for this trio? How about EXTINCT? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6003 Something tells me this is not "Here Comes the Sun". 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6004 Looks Like We're Not Going To Have Time For Freebird Tonight, folks. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6005 I guess no encore stage tonight... 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
6006 The Arts reviewer claimed our music was out of this world. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6007 We’d better make this next number a short one. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6008 I feel as if our music should be more upbeat. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6009 Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!” ROCK HISTORY: THE EARLY YEAR 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6010 How about a Fireball and a Bud Light? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6011 You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar...when I met you...Don’t you want me, baby? The Pre and Post Human League 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
6012 Do you guys wanna grab a beer after this? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6013 Well boys, let's show them what we got. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
6014 Take "Bye Bye American Pie" off the Playlist, boys. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
6015 MyNewYorkerCaption# Guys. . . let's take 5. . . million years break . . . 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
6016 I'm gonna live forever, I'm gonna learn how to...uhhh oh! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6017 Death Cab for Cutie 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6018 Do you think the gig is still on tonight? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6019 When I said rock band I didn't mean literally 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6020 We Rock. But how do we get a singer? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6021 I prefer to call this stone. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6022 This tour was Epoch! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6023 Boys, we're going down in history! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6024 Our next song is called "The Big Bang." 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6025 Wow guys, great balls of fire, how does that song go? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6026 Glad I invested in those disaster-related stocks! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6027 Evolution: “Inagaddaofeden, Ancient Rock, from when the beat began! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6028 I don’t care Millicent. With THAT reaction, NO second encore. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6029 This is probably our last take 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6030 I think we need a new ending 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6031 This one's called "Swan Song". 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6032 Did this happen when Jerry Lee Lewis sang "Great Balls of Fire"? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6033 Let's play "So Long, It's Been Good to Know You." 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6034 Maybe let's play something other than "The Final Countdown" 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6035 There's my tom! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6036 I knew the opener was a waste of time. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6037 Let's try that cover of 'It's the End of the World as we know it.' 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6038 Uh-oh, the shooting stars seem to be getting bigger" 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6039 Thought they were chanting ENCORE not METEOR” @ben_lazarof 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6040 Countdown to Extinction” ...it has to be! 😂 #megadet 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6041 That is one strange drone 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6042 It's great, it starts with an earth quake... 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
6043 « Dangerous?! Nooo! I guess we’re gonna play until the end of times! « 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6044 I thought it was in retrograde? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6045 Dang, we had such a great ending planned... 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
6046 You had to name this song, "Asteroid, dead ahead!" 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
6047 It's found its bass! 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
6048 We're about to have a meteoric rise, I can feel it! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
6049 Available for bar mitzvahs 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
6050 alright this is gonna be our last song of the night... 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
6051 Are we still doing the warmup? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6052 I warned you not to play “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star” ! 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6053 Let's skip "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida." 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6054 Fly me to the Moon, let me play amongst the Stars".... Hold Up! Hold up!..I think we need to scratch that from the play list 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6055 Children of the evolution 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6056 Let's try it a little faster this time 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6057 You know any Jerry Lee Lewis? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6058 So, 'Dino Rock will live forever,' you said. I should have know we were doomed when you got us electric instruments and hired a drummer with six inch arms. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6059 And you just had to pick "Stayin' Alive" for our encore. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6060 Maybe we should stop playing rock music.” 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6061 Whoa! That must be 30 seconds to mars! 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6062 DinoDoors cover band final number "This is the End" 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6063 People are saying we’re Rock and Roll dinosaurs like the Rolling Stones. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6064 Quick! Let’s take it from the top! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6065 And for our final number, it's "Great Balls of Fire" -- first verse only. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
6066 It's the end of the world as we know it..." "Oh great! See you guys, I told you I had a bad feeling about playing this song! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6067 🎶 Why do the birds go on singing, why do the stars glow above, don't they know, it's the end of the world... 🎶 Wait guys, aren't we suppose to be the birds ancestors?? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6068 I don’t think we have enough time for ‘Free Bird’. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6069 Is that democracy arriving ? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6070 Pick up the tempo! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
6071 Hey! It’s time for our best REM cover: “It’s the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)!” 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
6072 Guys, if we pick up the tempo, I think our crescendo problems are over. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6073 The manager just asked me to announce last call. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
6074 That riff is not makin it, not hot enuf. Let's try something different. Same time tomorrow. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
6075 We're gonna do one more and then we gotta go! 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
6076 An uptempo rather than a ballad, I think. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6077 The coming of Keith Richards 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6078 looks like the last encore for our reunion tour! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6079 The big news outlets say 40% casualties and that's acceptable to me. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
6080 Now THAT's out of this world! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6081 I think we should call it ‘Smoke on the Water’, and call it a day. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6082 Let's have one more song before it hits. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6083 I guess if we're gonna become extinct, at least we can go out with some fanfare. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6084 Let’s play something titanic. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
6085 Maybe we should have started the sound check a little earlier 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6086 We need to get our lead singer back. Where did Ptery go? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
6087 So, I guess performing “Great balls of fire” is going to be politically incorrect from now on 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
6088 That rolling rock gives me an idea! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6089 Well, the stock market will go crazy tomorrow. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
6090 We should wind this up before dark! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6091 Rock Party - The Uninvited Guest 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
6092 Do you guys know this one? I guess we’re going out with a bang 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
6093 play it like it was our last show! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
6094 One last time, for today. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
6095 The Last Waltz 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
6096 I never thought our music was God-awful. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
6097 One more time with, "Don't Worry, Be Happy.'" 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
6098 We’re about to make history 🦖 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
6099 Hello Everyone! Enjoy our first performance…and apparently our last one too… 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
6100 Dammit, Rick. I said we’re playing in A-minor. You’re really killing me here. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
6101 So do you think this tune will survive the Apocalypse? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6102 Well, at least Buddy Holly’s not here. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6103 I don’t think we’ll get to the encore. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6104 Dinosaurs we may be, but there ain't nothing that's gonna stop us from playing 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6105 Damn 27 Club. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
6106 I think it goes "wah, wah, wah...wipin out, wipe out" 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6107 I’ve always been in love with you. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6108 OK. "At Least It's Good for the Mammals" one last time. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6109 Hope he lands on his feet!! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
6110 Anyway, this is fireball. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6111 Let's face it, our genre is becoming obsolete. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
6112 The last grrr in concert 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6113 Gasp! OMG, noooo! I just remembered I left chocolate chip cookies in the oven! 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
6114 Our next booking's a Bar Mitzvah so we have to learn the hora. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6115 So, what do you think that means for the band? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
6116 So it's settled, Metallica is the new band name and we are going to destroy this world. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6117 Show Off! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6118 That's the last time we hire Charlie for pyrotechnics. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
6119 Let's blow them away with this one. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6120 What an encore we are going to have. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6121 Think we have time for an encore? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6122 You guys know U-2's "Last Night on Earth"? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6123 Maybe we should skip the last encore? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6124 Uh - I don’t think we have time for a drum solo. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6125 What rough beast, its hour come round at last, flies towards us? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6126 We know, they didn't, life's a party no matter what 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6127 No! The Flash comes in on the down beat! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
6128 On second thought, I think we're going to have to pass on that encore. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6129 This one's for the birds. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6130 Prehistoric Rock: Shot Down in A Blaze of Glory 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
6131 Alright boys one more time from the top…double time! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
6132 I know it looks bad, but we never get everyone to band practice at the same time! Let's just go over these once more. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
6133 Just like a bass playing amphibian....late for rehearsal!" 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6134 Do you think that will affect our gig on Saturday? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6135 Maybe we're too far ahead of our time! 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6136 Let's close the set with a Ramones' song....any Ramones' song! 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6137 I think this song needs a climax. There's something in the air telling me so. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6138 Dinosaur Rock is next? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6139 You think we will be one hit wonders? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6140 How about Auld Lang Syne but uptempo? 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6141 This ain't no Chicxulub, or C. B. G. B., I ain't got time for that now. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6142 This next one's for the rock... That inspired rock. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6143 Get ready for the grand finale! Ellen Sullivan Plum Island, Massachusetts 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6144 If anyone was listening they would know we are still mega years away from the reunion tour! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6145 I guess now is a good time to tell you,I forgot to press 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6146 What is that R.E.M song we cover? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6147 We better warm up. The crowd is on its way. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6148 I guess practice is canceled 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6149 Nero’s ancestors. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6150 Whoever said dinosaurs had tiny arms didn’t hear us rock out. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6151 I guess we’ll put the reunion tour on hold for now. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6152 Hey Bill I just thought of a name for your band. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
6153 Play THE APOCALYPSE again as if there’s no tomorrow. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
6154 We still need a big finish... 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
6155 The party’s over sings the band. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
6156 Thank you. Goodnight, forever. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
6157 Let's do "Fade to Black." Take it from the top... 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
6158 Yes, we COULD call ourselves “The Asteroids”, but we need a name we can use for our entire career. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
6159 Ok fellas, one last time from the top. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
6160 Hit it boys! ‘Goodness, gracious,…… 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
6161 Remember that critic who said Doom Metal is over? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
6162 Is this what they mean by swan song? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
6163 ‘This last one’s called ripple...’ 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
6164 We won't rock around the clock tonight. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
6165 Is this going to be one of those things only Beatles survive? Submitted by Tom Lewandowski 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
6166 Oh man! and we just got signed on MCA... 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
6167 I've got a feeling we should cancel tonight's gig - or at least postpone it." 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
6168 And you thought Yoko was going to break up the band... 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
6169 Yoko will be the end of this band. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
6170 Waiting for the meteor to drop 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
6171 Gentlemen, it has been an honor performing with you tonight 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
6172 That’s how the band on the Titanic must’ve felt… 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
6173 THE SINGING SOREASSES (TYRANNOSAURUS) "Welcome to the Ice Age" 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6174 It's Comet-19. I'm sure we'll be back on the road by summertime. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6175 So...apparently we can't be T.Rex 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6176 I've been thinking about switching to the fiddle. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6177 Should we talk about tour dates for next year? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6178 I say we call this rock n' roll band "Irony." 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
6179 I think this is our last set. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6180 I told you covering R.E.M. was a mistake. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6181 rock on!... fire? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
6182 What if we call the song, "It's the End of the Jurassic World as we know it." 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6183 Looks like we're headed for a meteoric demise" 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6184 Stop,stop. Hang on…just let it pass. Geez, that one’s bigger than the last one. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6185 I have a feeling that we’re blowing up and our tracks will be sampled by all walks of life. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6186 OK, let's finish big - Stairway to Heaven on three. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6187 Hello Pangea, we’re Big Bang Theory of a Deadman 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6188 This scene is dead. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6189 And now presenting our new hit single… 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
6190 This Rock is gonna hit hard! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
6191 Calling this record ‘The Last Waltz’ seems a little dramatic, no? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6192 Our lead singer really likes to arrive with a 'bang'. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6193 R.E.M.'s 'It's the End of the World as We Know It (and I Feel Fine)' on three. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6194 One last time, guys, from the top... 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6195 It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fiiiiiine. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6196 We did it guys. Through the power of song,we silenced the volcanoes forever. Finally, the world is saved. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6197 Since a massive tsunami is about to kill us why don’t we give each other one last blowjob? 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
6198 We're going to close with something by REM. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6199 So we'll skip the 4 bars of rest. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6200 Fellas, I’m not feeling so hot. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6201 Let's put these on our Last Waltz album. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6202 I think this rock is about to roll. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6203 We still have 15 minutes right? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6204 Look, a falling star! Let's make a wish for a new real hot song. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6205 Dan, we don’t have this rehearsal space all day. Just give me an E flat on the downbeat. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6206 How long until the album is out? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6207 This is the end, beautiful friends, the end 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6208 OK, Carl, play us out. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6209 And now, for our last number, "It's the end of the World as we Know it" by REM 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
6210 I’m still thinking It is time for me to go solo. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6211 This one goes out to all the Velociraptors and other biped carnivores out there that have found love this year. It’s from our new album that was released earlier this….. ahhhhh shit…. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6212 Let's die out with a bang! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6213 Don’t think we need to practice the encore number. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6214 I think our brick oven fired pizza is on its way. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
6215 Looks like the show may be over for us 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
6216 Billie Elish trying to upstage us. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
6217 So much for putting off our farewell tour. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6218 The original T-Rex 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6219 We can call ourselves “Falling Skies” 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6220 It’s the end of the world as we know it It’s the end of the world as we know it It’s the end of the world as we know it And I feel fine 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6221 This is what happens when you refuse to play 'Freebird' . 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
6222 Next, "Like a Rock", will be our last song. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6223 Um, how about “The Final Countdown”? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
6224 Do you think we have time for our second set? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6225 This next take is gonna kill! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6226 Quick! ‘Rearrange the Deck Chairs’ in F major. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
6227 Jurassic rock's meteoric end 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6228 Let's name this tune,"Our Swan Song". 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6229 Already?!!?! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6230 So this is what it feels like to get outshone by another rock star. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
6231 I told y’all “Blast From The Past” sounded wrong, didn’t I? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6232 Last one for the day, "Your feiry eyes burning me alive." 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6233 This song will never go extinct 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
6234 I don't think this is a sign of our meteoric rise... 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6235 Just keep playing 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6236 Uh, Guys, I think we better speed up this set. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6237 Man, these stage effects are killer! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6238 I was hoping we'd be number one with a bullet! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6239 Cmon guys, Let's play like it's our last show ever! 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
6240 And we'll be back after a quick break..." 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
6241 There really just isn’t enough of a ‘bang’ at the end of your drum solo 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
6242 The comet is a nice touch, but a vocalist with a back up group, now you’re talking. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6243 I heard there’s a new rock band in town 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
6244 We're gonna be doing some serious improv here. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6245 Look on the bright side,no more R.E.O. Speedwagon covers! 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
6246 I call this one, ounce upon a time! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
6247 Now no one is going to believe that we invented Rock ‘n Roll. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
6248 In an mmmbop you’re gone 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6249 Meanwhile in Nashville … 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
6250 Make it EPIC guys, this could be our last show 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
6251 And a one, and a two, and a 66 million! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
6252 For our final number, "Wish you we're here" 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
6253 No, Disco will live forever, just like us!" 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
6254 Ya know, with all the talk about global warming, that may be the snowball from Hell! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
6255 Is "X-STINK" too punk? How about "The Fossils" ?? 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
6256 Er… from the top, boys? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
6257 I think they really mean that “one more song’ chant. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
6258 I guess we won’t have time to finish Hey Jude after all. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
6259 Rock and roll can never... 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6260 Let’s go over the ending, one more time! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6261 Oh-oh. That thing could wipe out rock 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6262 Why even rotten tomatoes have to look so scary these days? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6263 I guess it’s too late to add a base player. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6264 So, should we stick to ‘Another One Bites the Dust’ or have a go at ‘Nearer, My God, to Thee’? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6265 Stairway to Heaven" one last time! 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
6266 OK, from the top: Great Balls O' Fire. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6267 We is Dynamo-MIGHT! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
6268 It’s a good thing we didn’t blow our budget on pyro. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6269 I wonder if we need to build a garage. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6270 Like a Rolling Stone, take 4? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6271 Looks like an encore's not happening. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6272 Is now a bad time to tell you guys that I'm joining a new band called "The Mammals." 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
6273 Looks like we won’t need the encore 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6274 Oh dang! We aren’t that bad. Give us a chance! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
6275 I got some pyrotechnics for the show. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6276 ?And I don’t believe, we’re on the eve of destruction! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6277 The Early Days of “ The Stones”. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6278 Imagine, all this has to be re-invented now 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6279 Well, it's been a long time since we played, "All My Trials, Soon Be Over." 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6280 You know that REM song? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
6281 Like, duh, I know he's the star, but I say save the pyrotechnics for the grand finale, not his grand entrance! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6282 I think that’s the end of our set. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6283 Next generation coming 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6284 Hit it, guys...."Goodness, gracious...great balls of fire!" 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
6285 Maybe we should pass the hat before we start. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6286 I think we finally have audience for our band...? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
6287 Should we play death metal or doom metal? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6288 And now for our last piece... 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6289 do jerry lee lewis,,quick. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6290 I think that's what they call a rock star. 1.1667 0.05890 78 70 3 5
6291 Do we have time for a stanza of " Nearer my God to thee"? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6292 My speaker's dead. Play louder. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6293 I feel fine. How about you? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6294 OK. R.E.M. on 3. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6295 I said to play rapido! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
6296 I predict a meteoric rise once we finish this song. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
6297 So much for my flaming guitar finale. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6298 Hey, Guys. We’d better wrap it up. The climate looks to be rapidly changing! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6299 I know we said we'd stick to ballads, but I think we should consider hard rock. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6300 At least we won't have to play "Free Bird" now. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6301 SpaceBook executives occasionally resort to extraterrestrial tactics. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6302 Don’t worry, it’s probably just another billionaire T. rex. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6303 It’s got a good beat and you can dance to it 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6304 Alright boys, let's go out with a bang! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6305 And the band played on... Nearer my God to thee... 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6306 I think after, "cold blooded fool" we should do, "In Heaven there is no beer." 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6307 Let's take this next number allegro con fuego. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
6308 I hate to think that rock and roll might become extinct someday. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6309 We're agreed, then. We start with Get Lucky, then Burnin' Up and Instant Crush. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
6310 We’re at a critical juncture. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6311 Something tells me we should switch to prestissimo. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6312 I guess Mother Nature hates that song. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6313 Scratch 'Oh Buttermilk Sky' 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6314 Not to sound like a dinosaur, but do you guys know any songs by R.E.M.? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6315 Okay, boys, "Nearer My God to Thee", 1...2...3... 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6316 One more time, guys. The concert will be here before you know it and we've got to get it right, even if it kills us! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
6317 OK, guys, from the top. And this time play it like your life depends on it. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6318 You know, I really do feel fine! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
6319 And for the last song of our final, final set, we will play Closing Time by Semisonic. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6320 That's why Artie couldn't come to the jam session... 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6321 Hey, Frank, did you hear about that meteor hurtling toward the earth? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
6322 Freebird, anyone? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6323 Let's take this show on the road. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6324 I know, how about Friends of Extinction" 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6325 Can we cut the sky-is-falling lyrics? 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
6326 It was at this moment that the Rolling Stones became the Rolling Bones. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
6327 I'm thinking, maybe 'Great Balls of Fire" as an encore ? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6328 At least we got the chance to lay down some tracks. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6329 Looks like that's it for our opening act - the Headliner is here. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
6330 You think we still have time for an encore? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6331 Oh, man. We just got the band back together and now we become extinct! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6332 We are Devo-saurusus? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
6333 We’ll deal with song credits tomorrow. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6334 You promised us in group therapy starting this band would help us deal with climate change anxiety. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
6335 Is this how the orchestra will feel on the Titanic in 65 million years? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6336 Guess we shouldn’t have saved the hits for the encore. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6337 Call me out for “creative differences” if you like, but I think that REM song is a downer, and anyway, I don’t know all the words. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
6338 There’s lil Nas X coming in hot. Pack it up. Might as well just be Dead Right Now.” @lilnas 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6339 It’s just molten rock to me 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
6340 'Keep it rocking guys, after all it was only music which really lived on this tiny speck of a planet' 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6341 This may really be ‘The Last Time.’ 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6342 The fireworks today is a little over-the-top, don't you think? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6343 Introducing the final act of the first ever Global Citizen Festival, Rapture Raptor. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6344 God damnit Rex, we’re dying up here 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6345 With this last performance, lets become one with the rock 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
6346 We better make a Deep Impact at the show! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6347 I told you guys, no pyrotechnics! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
6348 No, dude, it’s fine for us to use racial slurs in our songs. Racism won’t be invented for another 60 million years. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
6349 But I don’t know any REM songs! 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
6350 Unfortunately, this will be the last rehearsal for our Farewell Tour! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
6351 Before this thing hits,anyone remember the chord changes in Alley Oop? 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
6352 I think we might die? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
6353 And now, the Apocalyptic Cataclysmics! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
6354 Maybe we should wrap up early. Fleur Roffe, NY 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
6355 look! They even organized Fireworks for our final live performance! 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
6356 I think we've played past curfew. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6357 I think this will be the last song. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6358 I told you we’d bring the house down! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6359 I'm thinking that our tempo should be about the speed of light. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6360 Well, this could be the last time This could be the last time Maybe the last time I don't know... 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6361 This next one is dedicated to our upstairs neighbor, who thinks he owns the damn place! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6362 when we managed to land a great gig! 1.1644 0.05857 73 65 4 4
6363 That's one way to avoid a sophomore slump. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6364 R.E.M. plays its last gig. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
6365 Rock is the be all end all 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6366 Let's try "Rock of Ages" up tempo 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6367 Fellas, I know you think we’re not ready and need more practice. But I just feel like we’re NEVER gonna play a gig. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6368 The fireworks this year sure are out of this world 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6369 The show must go on even for THAT?? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6370 I could stay awake just to hear you breathing…. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6371 Umm - I don’t think we should “take it from the top”. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6372 Alright, we only have one chance to get this right. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6373 They're called The Rolling Stones. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6374 Guys, I have feeling that the glory days of Triassic rock are definitely numbered. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6375 Goodness gracious, great ball of fire" . I don't think this is a rehearsal after all. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6376 In an instant, the rock band ended as did the majority of life on Earth. File Under: Unfulfilled Dreams 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6377 Don’t worry… it’s just a little thing that will fall in China 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6378 Well, we said we needed an out-of-this-world hit. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6379 The next song is by Garth Brooks: "What if Tomorrow Never Comes? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6380 Let's call the album "Live From Chicxulub". 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6381 No, they need the Macarena now more than ever! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6382 We should be able to finish this set before the shock wave hits. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6383 Those little furry mammals sure liked that last song! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6384 Wait, did they say 'rock and roll' or 'duck and cover' 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6385 It's Mick Jagger, and you know how strict he is. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6386 Friends, I believe we should play "Nearer My Godzilla To Thee." 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6387 Our new rendition of “Smoke Gets In Your Eyes” will bring you to tears! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6388 Guys, rock isn't the only thing that's going extinct. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6389 No time for an eight bar guitar solo today boys 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6390 What’s that song they’re going to play one day on the sinking Titanic? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6391 Our farewell tour is over before it even begins. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6392 Maybe that asteroid will give us a place to plug in our instruments. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6393 I think we should play "Rock of Ages." 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6394 Stop worrying. It's all fake news anyway. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6395 Do we know how to play the 'End of the World' song ? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6396 Thought we’d have fireworks at the end 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6397 This guitar’s not Vintage, it’s Jurassic bro 🎸 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6398 Titanic should be the name of our next song. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6399 Do you know "Dark Moon Arising"? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6400 Do not blame our extinction on us choosing not to have kids. The meteor did it. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6401 We have a bigger issue than a bad review. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6402 Something tells me that the T Rex Trio is doomed. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6403 Don't worry, I'm sure this genre will evolve over time! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6404 I guess we won't be having a band reunion. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6405 Maybe we should do skip the drum solo this time. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6406 Finally,i know what we should name the band! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6407 How about a quick tribute to Johnny Cash? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6408 Let’s call the band “Hot Rock.” 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6409 Allegro!, ALLEGRO!!! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6410 Who set of the big finale before we were ready? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6411 Pay attention Jones, there are plenty of other lizards around here looking for work. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6412 Maybe we should try it a little softer. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6413 I like the name Extinctions. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6414 Okay: The end of the world as we know it. A-one a-two 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6415 There's a rock! It's time to roll. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6416 VH1 Behind the Music -- Bill Haley. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6417 We need to record our songs before the collision of a large meteor with the earth triggers life-threatening environmental changes. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6418 This rock seems to be doing more than just rolling... 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6419 You rock my world 🌍☄️ 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6420 Our lead singer is here! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6421 No need to worry, it’s “transitory.” 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6422 Needless to say, the crowd that evening was not Ready to Rock 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6423 Let's call it EDM. Electronic Dinosaur Music. It'll be huge. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6424 Guys, it’s a sign: this is our year! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6425 Ah...I got a feeling there's not gonna be a encore tonight. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6426 I'll have what she's having. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6427 I know we're not a cover band, but I suddenly feel like playing "The End of the World." 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6428 Can we hit it and quit? ! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6429 Let's play Nearer My God To Thee ... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6430 The original flash-in-the-pan boy band 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6431 I think our tour dates may get changed... 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6432 I think it’s time for intermission 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6433 @kelseykraetz “Did you schedule the fly over?” 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6434 Who was planning to crash our party again? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6435 Let’s go out with bang ay guys 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6436 Does anyone know any R.E.M? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6437 Rocks News says it's just a mammal-backed hoax. Keep playing!" or "I said, we have to treat this like a real gig and play through! 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
6438 See George? I just knew “The Comets” was a bad choice for our band name! 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
6439 I think we'll have to up the tempo this time. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
6440 No worries, it looks like a dud” 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
6441 Hey, guys, I know our dinosaur band is playing right now, but check out that comet! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
6442 The Nickelback hate is really getting out of hand. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
6443 Dynomites 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
6444 Nice solo, Jerry! I don't want to jinx us, but I feel people are really gonna start to see us as more than a one-hit wonder. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
6445 Hey, Let’s invent underground music! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
6446 OK, lets get the song done before we die. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
6447 They’re probably coming for the music. Their world only offers nasty politics for entertainment. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
6448 I knew this would happen the moment our lead singer quit. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
6449 Jerry Lee Lewis? Cancel culture will be the end of us. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
6450 We still have time for one more ballad. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6451 Think it's a one-hit wonder? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
6452 I think we need to finish with something other than Stairway to Heaven. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6453 Guys, I am afraid we won’t play an encore this time. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6454 This could be our swan song. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
6455 OK -- Let's do one of our celestial riffs. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6456 Can't think of a caption, and didn't go to art school. Must be a musician. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6457 Friday I'm in love 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
6458 C'mon boys!"Let's play U2's, Until the End of the World. " 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6459 And now, for our next number, that classic hit, “GREAT BALLS O’ FIRE!” 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6460 We may have to postpone our next gig. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6461 And I turn twenty-eight tomorrow. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6462 This could be The Monkees' big break. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6463 Yes, we're right on time...but what if our creator uses a different calendar? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6464 The Last Tour" Presented by Meteorite Aren 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6465 For our last song, we'll be doing an upbeat number .... It's the End of the World as We Know It 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6466 It's the end of the world as we know it - and I feel fine." 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6467 The world isn't ready for what is about to happen! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6468 It feels like forever since we've all been together like this. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6469 Tricerachops and Dinostars are both terrible. Can we just play the song? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6470 Rock! Tumble! and Roll! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6471 I told you that R.E.M. cover was a bad idea... 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6472 Uh guys, I think we don't need to waste any more time worrying about what to do for an encore at our next concert. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6473 Hey guys, better change that to a downbeat 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6474 Let's call our music 'rock'. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
6475 Life as we know it will end after one big hit. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6476 And now we'll wrap up with that old Dylan favorite "Knocking' On Heaven's Door. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6477 The band pretended not to see that climate change had arrived. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
6478 Oh no not again! Until our next reincarnation dudes... 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6479 …um, guys, I really believe we need to rethink this Megadeth cover band idea 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6480 Aww we’re not gonna get a chance to see if our second album was any good. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6481 Should we name this song 'extinct' by 'Fossils' 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6482 This next ones a real face melter 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6483 Shit, looks like they’re shutting down our DIY venue. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6484 I told you Dave that covering Jerry Lee Lewis was tempting fate, but oh no, you just had to have that keyboard solo! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6485 I just came up with a great name for our band! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6486 Darn! I thought we were the only ones rockin this world! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6487 For our final number, we're going to play the Bad Raiders hit song, "Shooting Star." 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6488 Closing time! Last requests? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6489 And you said our show was dead last night... 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6490 Rolling Stone called our rise to fame 'meteoric. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6491 Anyone know ‘Highway to Hell?’ 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6492 Anybody remember Barry McGuire's "Eve of Destruction",written two mass extinctions ago? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6493 We’re in for the worse weather since that groundhog saw his shadow 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
6494 Welp, this is the final count down. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
6495 No need to rehearse that encore, guys. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6496 This could be our biggest hit 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6497 It's time to play cover music. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6498 Anybody know 'Stairway to Heaven'? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6499 And we’ll be here all wee- 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6500 Did someone say..."Great Balls of Fire" Hit it boys! 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
6501 Are we gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow? 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
6502 I just hope no one expects us to set the world on fire! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6503 ... and this next one is going to rock their world. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6504 This REALLY is The Last Waltz 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6505 Wow! I guess our stripped-down grooves are totally annihilating 'em, man. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6506 Hopefully it's just a one hit wonder. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6507 I think we can get in one more number before the gig is up! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6508 I guess we don't need a bass guitarist. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6509 Do you think this will hurt attendance for the Friday night gig? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6510 Ok, let's pick up where we left off with "We Didn't Start the Fire". 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6511 Tell the volcano T-Rex that the fireworks go off after the encore, not the opening number. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6512 Our agent said we needed a light show. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6513 Thank you, Yucatan...good night 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6514 Ah 1, 2, Ah 1, 2... 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6515 It's ok, Rock & Roll never dies! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6516 Alright, boys, let's play Nearer My God to Thee in C sharp minor. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6517 I haven't told you everything. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6518 Is it just a one hit I wonder? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6519 Follow the meteornome. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6520 Alright boys, time to go out with a bang 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6521 The drum solo theory resulting in the extinction of dinosaurs. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
6522 I told you calling our latest album "Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii" might not be such a great idea. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
6523 Do you think we have time for an encore? 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
6524 Cosmic Inpiration 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
6525 Lets play like it’t our last day! And a one, and a two … 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6526 Play quickly before the lighting extinguishes. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6527 I told you guys we should've bought tour insurance 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6528 Um, it looks like the next number is the last song in our final gig.” 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6529 Where's our vocalist? The gig's on Saturday. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6530 Guys, I'm not sure we have time for the encore tonight 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
6531 Do you really think they'll drop that singer this time around? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6532 I gotta real bad feelin' about this one, boys. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6533 Let’s pick up the pace, boys. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6534 The Early Ages of Rock Band 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
6535 I told you we shouldn't have called ourselves "extinction rebellion"! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6536 The Dinosaur Rock Band's last concert. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6537 Thanks for showing up at the last minute to steal our show. Meteors, am I right? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6538 I would wear better clothes if I knew today is the end 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6539 Great Balls of Fire??? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6540 We can name our group "The Comets" assuming we survive its crash. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6541 Uhhhh, last song? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6542 And a one, and a two.....we are the Zombies, so have a listen to our first big hit from the 60s, "She's Not There". 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6543 How many encores were we thinking? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6544 I think we're playing too much new stuff. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6545 Cut to 'The Parting Glass' 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6546 Guys, what I'm about to tell you will rock your world. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6547 We have time for one more request 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6548 On the downbeat. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6549 Sheesh, even He's a critic. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6550 I think they got the order wrong. I asked for techno lights. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
6551 Wallace! Give us a beat with some energy, some optimism! 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6552 Bill Haley….. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6553 No worries - it's just a Chinese hoax 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6554 some of the best teachers weren't tough or cool. they wore dad clothes and got through somehow 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6555 We're here all week! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6556 This fair well tour will certainly be one for the history books 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6557 Finally got everyone to come out for the show. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6558 And Nothing Else Matters! Repeat after me! 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6559 I dunno- there’s just a weird vibe tonight. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
6560 I'm not one for manifestation, but maybe we should stop playing hard rock. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6561 These riffs are incendiary! 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
6562 And we'd just gotten rid of Jeff Goldblum. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
6563 Can we do something from back in the Rocks & Rolls period before everything became so civilized? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6564 Oh, this may impact our gig. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6565 Can we do some mammal crossover songs? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6566 Break on through to the other side. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
6567 Well, it looks that is the end of the reel to reel recording era! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6568 Are you sure we should end with this one ? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6569 Darn -- just when we were starting to get gigs! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6570 Either that's the pizza we sent for, or our record deal is about to blow up 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6571 Let’s call it a day—we can pick up where we left off tomorrow. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6572 I've got it.... Rock! 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
6573 okay, here we go, "great balls of fire", one last time... 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6574 Ignore it. It's only the Republicans playing Constitutional Crisis again. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6575 Maybe we could change our sound to 'soft rock'? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6576 Dang it and we just named our band... 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6577 Don't worry, it's a good sign. You know, like we're gonna have a meteoric rise to stardom ... 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6578 You guys sound good to me, but I don’t think he’s here to beam us up. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6579 Something tells me this might be our last gig. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6580 Now, more than ever, please remember to tip your sauropod. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6581 I didn't realize we were having a light show at this concert. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6582 Allright dudes, “And the Band Played On”—one more time. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6583 Ok,next! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6584 Let’s play ‘Nearer My God to Thee’. It could become a standard in the future when disaster is imminent’ 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6585 Bro, I think our band is about to blow up.” “Yeah dude, this is gonna be a huge hit. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6586 Will the world ever see rock dinosaurs again? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6587 If our music's wrong, I don't want to be meteorite. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6588 I knew that record deal was too good to be true. @sendet 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6589 We really need to turn it down guys, the alien neighbors are furious now. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6590 I told you being rock stars was problematic. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6591 Party's over said the girl. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6592 I’m really worried she’s going to realize the song is about her. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6593 Last Encore Boys, even if they want another 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6594 They threw roses at Prince, i guess. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6595 When the drummer wants to write a song 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6596 Sorry folks, looks like there won't be an encore. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6597 I guess we're rocking our way down to extinction 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6598 It's been so lonely since Charlie passed 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
6599 It's time to play "It's the End of the World as We Know It". 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
6600 Everybody’s a freakin critic. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
6601 This jam session is going to be a real blast. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6602 Ok guys, "It's the End of the World as We Know It" on three... 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6603 We put on great shows but the pyrotechnics are lame. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
6604 Guess I'll never have a middling solo career. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6605 I think we should call the song “Losing My Religion”. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6606 Play faster!!! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6607 It has five holes in it, it could be a White Castle burger. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6608 There goes the reunion tour. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6609 Let's make the final set soar! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6610 I just think we should make a classic we can call our own - y’know, something that’s gonna last through the ages. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
6611 O.K., The End by The Doors. 1-2-3... 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6612 I think we’ve been cancelled. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6613 OH NO!!... Why does this happen every 60,000,0000 years!?!? See yu'all next time around 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6614 It seems fitting that our final song of the evening should be Great Ball of Fire, Hit it! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6615 Looks like we'll have to skip the extended version LP. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6616 Well, we're on a roll. Now all we need is a rock. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6617 We need to get Animal as a drummer. Gorge is always looking up. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6618 DANCE BAND ON THE JURRASIC 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6619 This next one is dedicated to our good buddy Nero. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6620 Sooooo... do we keep practicing or let the meteor steal the show? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6621 (singing) "Ohh, Ohh...you dont believe we're on the eve of destruction". 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6622 With one of those, two speakerfish, and microbephone, we could hit it big. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6623 And now, our cover of a future classic, Donna Summers Last Dance 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6624 Those sinocalliopteryxes are at it again…. 😬 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6625 Closing out with concert with “burning down the house” was a dark twist no one planned for 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6626 Do you think we might have overdone it with the pyrotechnics? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6627 So I'm thinking for the Super Bowl halftime show we need something a little biblical. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
6628 It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine… 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6629 Let's wrap this up boys and give it some real heart this jam! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6630 Since when do the little mammals love us so much? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6631 I take it the universe didn't approve of our music. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6632 It's a sign from the gods. Our sound will be fossilized for millions of years. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6633 Remember Neil Young said 'Rock and Roll will never die'" 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6634 We better complete this song before we become extinct! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6635 Wait. I thought we just played "There's a Moon Out Tonight!" 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6636 Our band's going down in history as a One Hit Wonder. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6637 We need two more guitars, Melvin; then we can do a convincing 'Wipe Out'. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6638 The DYNASOUNDS 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6639 This time around, let’s play it with more fire! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6640 Haley's back. Are we ready to rock? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6641 It's a shame we can't fossilize the unique bond among three dinosaurs in a jam band. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6642 Funny - I didn't we are 27 years old. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6643 Wally, you need to pick up the beat with your snare drum. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6644 Get ready for the big finale. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6645 It's over! We have to change our set director! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6646 I think we can skip our next break. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6647 Hey hey my my dinosaurs will never die 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6648 Fine! We’ll play “Free Bird” 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6649 I feel like now would really be the most appropriate time for us to play Closing Time 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6650 Just one more and then we’re done” 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6651 Buddies--your timeing couldn't be worse 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6652 I know! Lets call our band “The Dynomites”! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6653 Let’s leave the crocodiles with something. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6654 And I say now is the perfect time to change from smooth Jazz to Death Metal. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6655 does this mean we got the golden buzzer?!?! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6656 Let’s forget a whole album and just go with an EP? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
6657 For an opening act, we are getting a great light show. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
6658 Let's try it in a key that will be discovered and documented in, like, 200,000,000 years. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
6659 Tony, did you bring an amp? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
6660 Okay, my rough title for this new one is, "It's the start of the world as we know it" 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
6661 Uh…are those our sound effects?! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
6662 the nerosauruses would play no encore 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
6663 Play as if your lives depended on it! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
6664 And now for our final number… 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6665 This may be the time to play our funeral songs. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6666 I still say we should've waited for the new bass player and lead vocalist. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6667 Going to have to delay the tour, again. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6668 I say power outage is on! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6669 Despite rockets, rock on. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6670 Which band name do you like?—T-Rex & the Meteoric Dinosaurs, or…oh, never mind. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6671 And right when we finally got a record deal. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6672 Rock on! The invisible hand will take care of it. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6673 We were supposed to play Budokan, but thanks to our incompetent travel manager, we're stuck here in the Yucatan. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6674 Maybe the pyrotechnics were a bad idea. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6675 KEEP THE BEAT PRIMITIVE! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6676 Guys we are not doing "Shake, Rattle and Roll" any more. We are now doing "Stop, Drop and Roll". 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6677 I got it, Lets call ourselves Kills Gaily and the Comets! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6678 This could be us,because you don’t take climate change seriously. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6679 I guess we should close with 'Great Balls of Fire' for tonight's gig. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
6680 One day, millions of years from now, this will be a really great rock and roll song. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6681 Yo Greg, where that drum solo at? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6682 DinoRock. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6683 Dude I guess it’s fair we are upstaged by this rocker, it’s out of this world! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6684 Where rock 'n roll started .The evidence. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
6685 Hey guys; I just got an idea for the end of the show. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
6686 There's a manus among us 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
6687 I knew, we shouldn't play that Nickelback song. It is a bad karma. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
6688 Since they said we had time before climate change hit, I thought it’d be enough time to cover American Idiot… 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
6689 Their rise to fame was meteoric 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
6690 So, since when did we rate a Light Show?! 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
6691 How about "Nearer My Go To Thee"? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6692 You need to skip the drum solo, Doug, and we have to move onto the encore STAT! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6693 A one, a two, a one two three—BOOM! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6694 Oh no, I just had my 27th birthday! 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
6695 I've got it! How about "The Starfires"? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6696 I was dreamin' when I wrote this Forgive me if it goes astray 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6697 On the bright side, 60 million years from now rock trios will be dinosaurs again 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6698 Too bad those rocket dudes colonized this area. I liked our original instruments much better! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6699 ... it turns out hard rock was playing us. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6700 Let’s get vaccinated! Pronto!!! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6701 Everybody hurts, everybody hur...It's the end of the world as we know it... 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6702 I dunno. It just feels like this is our last set 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6703 Let’s call this our farewell tour. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6704 Can we speed it up? I've got a barbeque to attend. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6705 I'm going underground la-la-la-la 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6706 This would be a lot easier with longer arms. Oh well, it's not like we can start evolution all over! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6707 Ehm… Guys remember when I said “this song it’s going to be a big hit?” 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6708 That’s a real banger. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6709 I thought we were a punk band, not death rock 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6710 Have you seen Ringo around? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6711 We need a lead singer. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6712 I guess we shouldn't have named our band the meteorites. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6713 I’m tellin’ ya. They don’t have flats and sharps up there. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6714 Okay, again, one-two-three-four! NOOO FUTURE— 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6715 Coda? What's coda? 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
6716 Mama Mia , here we go again 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6717 OK now, on the downbeat. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6718 Gimme the opening cords of the national anthem then ease off, I'm feelin' an extended solo. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
6719 I will paddle for help before the space specter lands. You, turn off that lamp and get rid of the cheese wheel. And you, keep cooking the aardvark ribs. Oh, and I ate our manager and roadies. One bad word out of ether of you and you're next! Burrrp! 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
6720 Remember the movie Titanic, this kind of reminds me of that, and it did not end well for that little three piece band. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6721 Forget it, Bill, that name's been taken. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
6722 Hey, Bill! I just thought of a great name for our band! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6723 And for our final song, "Mesozoic Rigby"....1,2,3... 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6724 Ok Guys, Time For The Encore 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6725 Way to go guys, Rock'n Roll is on fire! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6726 Dude, we ain’t got time for no encore. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6727 It wasn’t a request when I sang “goodness gracious, great balls of fire” 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6728 One more time, "We're gonna live forever!" 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6729 Don't bore us get to the chorus! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6730 Better take the Bronto-Stego wedding off the calendar. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6731 I’m not sure we’ll be playing at Stonestock! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6732 Guys, I think the band name 'The Meatier' is a bit ominous. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6733 Big Finnish always leave them wanting more 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
6734 It's gonna be Titanic, Oo, Oo, Ooo! 1.1548 0.05219 84 75 5 4
6735 Well fellas, I think this gig is up!! 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
6736 Let’s rock and roll. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6737 MOTHERFUCKER! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6738 Guess the world wasn't ready for heavy rock 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
6739 Don’t look now but we are about to be icons 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6740 Uh,... let's make it just one encore. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6741 Let's just jump to 'My Way' 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6742 Looks like we have time for just one encore. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6743 Think of the ending! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6744 We can quit rehearsing for our next gig. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
6745 We caught the last train for the coast 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6746 Concentrate, Rex! We don't have time to fool around. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6747 Ok, guys, final set: abbreviated versions of “Don’t Fear the Reaper”, and “Hard Rain’s Gonna Fall,” then Beatles medley of “Help!,” “Helter Skelter,” and “The End”. Hit it and play fast! 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6748 I think our music should be a little more dark. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
6749 So how many gigs are left on this tour? I feel like I’m gonna need a break. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6750 Just so we're all on the same page, it was Billy who started the fire 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6751 Ready..1...2..it's the final countdown 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6752 How about extinction rumble. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6753 Don't worry- Rock & Roll will never die. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
6754 Let's do it again, "When life looks like Easy Street there's danger at your door..." 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
6755 Should have listened to the climate change effect! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6756 I remember when earthlings used to throw tomatoes when they panned us. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
6757 Shoot. And just when we thought we were going to be a voice for our generation. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6758 Who's in charge of the light show? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6759 As much as I hate to say it, but, it looks like this is the end to this band, I quit!" 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6760 How about this lyric - “ Goodness Gracious Great Ball of Fire” 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6761 Great advertisement, but might bring in too big a crowd. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6762 We dedicate this next one to the ‘Biden Economy’. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6763 Change the timing to 8/8, quick! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6764 That's great it starts with an earthquake / birds and snakes and aeroplanes / Lenny Bruce is not afraid 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6765 I just thought of something! You guys know the R.E.M song It’s the End of the World? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6766 Let's try "Let the Sunshine In." It's been eons since we played it. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6767 I'm thinking we open with "Here Comes the Sun" and close with Rock 'n Roll Will Never Die" 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6768 LOL! It’s just another prehistoric Amazomby looking for data on ourClouds while listening to ourTunes 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6769 Chixilub Rockers Goodbye Tour 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
6770 Well... I hope that one day in the future, there is a tribute band named after us. Probably be called something like "Dinosaur Jr". 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6771 Okay boys, let's skip the intro. jean Godden, Seattle, Wa. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6772 Dagnabit. Just as prog-rock was gaining acceptance. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6773 This song is the Living End 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6774 Don‘t worry, guys. It’s just another one-hit wonder. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6775 This place blows. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6776 Dress rehearsal’s going well. Wedding is gonna be lit af 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6777 surely we can outdo Crocodile Rock 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6778 We didn’t start the fire. It’s been always burning since the worlds been turning. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6779 The first and last known rendition of It’s the End of the World as We Know It by R.E.X. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
6780 i wanna hold your hand… i wanna hold your haaaaaaaaaaaand 🎶 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6781 Get ready for some New Age music. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6782 What were the lyrics to that ‘end of an age’ song? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6783 Guys, get ready to change our name from THE DINASAWS to THE DINAWENTS". 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
6784 let's do that really quick set... 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6785 Gentlemen, it’s been an honor playing with you. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6786 (chorus) THUNDER LIZARD ASS QUAKER LIFT THAT TAIL UP BABY SHOW ME YOUR CLOACA (guitar solo) 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6787 On the bright side, pyrotechnics draws an audience. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6788 Alright, on three. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
6789 Looks like the end of our Musi-zoic! 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
6790 It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine." That's it folks. Thanks, REM 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6791 Just in time for our final number. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
6792 History isn’t even being recorded yet, and you want to record “Great Balls of Fire”? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6793 I was thinking maybe T. Rex should go on hiatus for a while. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
6794 Do we really need the pyrotechnics? This is just a rehearsal! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6795 It’s nice, but I do miss the applause. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
6796 And if there's another really big one we'll title it 'Great Balls of Fire'! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6797 And for our last number,You Light Up My Life. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6798 Everything is ok... until it is not 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6799 Well, this show is clearly going downhill, but it's STILL not as bad as the Fyre Festival. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
6800 What were those lyrics again? It’s the end of the world as we know it? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
6801 You guys, Craig really up’ed his game with the stage lights! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
6802 This could be one of our greatest hits. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6803 " It's probably just a really awesome stage effect." 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6804 I've been working on our ending. But the only thing I can get to rhyme with a comet is ... vomit. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6805 We might want to keep this one short. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6806 If we really want to get noticed, we need a good lead singer 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6807 I want to make music the next generation of young dinos will want to listen to. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6808 There goes my Baby!! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6809 Well, I guess it's the end of the world as we know it....it would've been a great song title, but what the hell... 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6810 I can't get no... mass extinction... 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6811 I guess that's our light, let's wrap this up! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6812 It would sound better on a viola. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6813 Maybe it’s time to take, “Make the World Go Away,” off the set list. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6814 That's not what I meant when I said 'melt my face off', Larry. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6815 Looks like we need to rock and roll dudes! 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
6816 Do you think we are still on for Saturday night? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
6817 Wonder Hit One! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6818 Pay attention asteroids are harmless! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6819 So the lighting and visual effects guy finally decided to showed up. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6820 ok let's take it from the top one last time...it's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6821 That’s not the right cue, Jerry. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6822 I just thought of a great lyric! "She melts ma' face and blows me away! Yeah Yeah!" 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6823 Quick,what’s the opposite of a drum roll?” 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6824 Rock is evolving -- and quick! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6825 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the End of the World Tour. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6826 Better up the tempo. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6827 No time for an encore. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6828 Hey, Jerry Lee - we need to think of a name for that song.. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6829 It seems there will be rock, but no roll, and no encore. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6830 I think we oughta do our big finish … now ! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6831 Maybe I should shorten the guitar solo. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6832 We have just the right amount of time to finish this set! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6833 There goes our 20,000 year reunion tour. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6834 Pyrotechnic? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6835 I just thought of a new name for our band. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6836 Who would have thought teaching would be so hard this year 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6837 One, two, three, four... Rock! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6838 Let’s face it: it’s going to take a miracle for us to be the best group at the battle of the bands. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6839 Maybe this will make our testes drop. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
6840 This last song is called Closing Time, folks. ‘You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.’ 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
6841 I think we should stop singing 'Meteor Showers.' 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6842 Hey guys, should we play "Staying Alive" 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6843 'The End',By The Beetles 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
6844 Let's practice Ball Of Fire before we call it quits tonight. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
6845 Let’s play one killer show 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
6846 Sony Records said they still need our work… 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
6847 Asteroid 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6848 Where to? What next 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6849 Don't they know, it's the end of the world. It ended when I lost your love. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6850 I heard the beat and flew as fast to be here 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6851 Gary, I thought we agreed not to play REM tonight. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6852 And then we go out with a bang. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6853 Up nest--Its Now Or Never 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6854 Seriously? We invent synthwave and this happens? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6855 We are HOT tonight! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6856 Just keep playing! The pyrotechnic effect will either put the band on the map or wipe us out.... 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6857 The R.E.M. cover-band learns irony 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6858 Our lead singer is taking her star qualities a little too far! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6859 I hope this doesn't affect Saturday's gig. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6860 This wasn't what I meant when I said we should be rock stars. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6861 So far, I can only come up with Goodness gracious... 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6862 Our sound is fantastic! I think we have a future 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6863 That's probably enough band practice for today, I think my mom is getting irritated 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6864 So, we all agree, our new band name is the One Hit Wonders? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6865 « I have the feeling we are about to play some post rock » 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6866 I hate to say it, but this doesn't look good. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
6867 It hit me like a bolt of lightning. Let's name our next album Evolve or Be Extinct. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6868 Maybe we should skip the mic check? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6869 Don't you know that you are a shooting star 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6870 : Goodness gracious, great balls of fire! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
6871 Maybe leading off with 'Eve of Destruction' isn't such a great idea. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6872 Maybe we shouldn’t sing “Eve of Destruction” at this gig 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
6873 Tonight, tonight, Won't be just any night, Tonight there will be no morning star. Tonight, tonight, I'll see my love tonight! And for us, stars will stop where they are. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6874 Guys, I just thought of the perfect band name! 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
6875 Do you think Disco will last? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
6876 I told you not to do that thing you do with your tail. At least not on the keyboard. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6877 Let's take five. I'm confident inspiration is about to strike. Our next song has got to knock'em dead. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6878 I'd say our Light Show contractor overdid it… 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6879 When they said "Rock and Roll," I thought they meant we would be moving boulders. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6880 Anybody order takeout? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6881 Cha, cha, cha, cha, changes 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6882 you live only once 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6883 Us dying at the end of our set is the only thing historically accurate about Jurassic Pizza, mate. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6884 Beats working 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6885 I told you dating within the band would cause a rapture! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6886 "This is no time for a drum solo, Rex." 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
6887 Let’s play this one out, fellas. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
6888 Let's end with a stinger. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
6889 And right when we were about to go posthistoric… 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
6890 Too much bass." 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6891 Man, Elton John has the craziest costumes 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6892 Let's call ourselves THE FLAMIN' LIPS 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
6893 That’s an encouraging sign. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
6894 C'mon, guys, it's not even raining. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
6895 Pick up the tempo to bring it on home… 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6896 Little did they realize that after their initial success they would be the world’s first ‘ Ones Hit Wonders’ 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
6897 This new song is called "The End of Times" 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
6898 Guys when I put "The End" on the set list, this not what I meant. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
6899 This number will really kill 'em 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
6900 Hey, not to worry. Its trajectory takes it straight out of the picture. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6901 Break time boys, looks like the pizza’s ready. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
6902 Uh-oh, looks like we’ve got a bad review. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6903 Prehistoric rock 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6904 Well boys… At least we’ll go down in history. Might as well go with a bang. Uh 1, uh 2, uh 3! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6905 Don’t worry. We’ll stage our comeback in the late 90s. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6906 What a great final concert in our galactic tour. I have never seen fans get so excited. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6907 Anyhow, here’s Freebird 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6908 That’s our cue to play “Stairway to Heaven.” 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6909 I told you we waited too long to find a lead singer. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6910 Let’s try something apoptalytic 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6911 You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain,too much love drives a dinosaur insane. You broke my will,but what a thrill... 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
6912 Let's make it loud and fiery for an ending! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6913 Did you guys hear that? We sound great! 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
6914 Damn! I hope this doesn't cancel the bar mitzvah 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6915 By the way, does anybody know whatever happened to Bill Haley ? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
6916 Should we be worried that the other band has a Flying W? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6917 So, should we play It’s the End of the World as We Know It for the encore or not? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6918 With this new “sound”, nothing can stop us. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6919 She may well be a fast machine who kept her motor clean Jeremy, but for the end of the world I think something lighter, don't you? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6920 Does anyone know the score for Near, my God, to Thee? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
6921 I’m worried about our future. I mean we haven’t practiced since the last one of those flew by. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
6922 No; that's not the sign of the end of our set. That's the chef's experimental flaming meatball launch. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6923 I love you, you love me, we're a happy family.... 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
6924 Can you play "Misty" for me?" 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6925 No, Brett. Great Balls of Fire isn’t catchy. Do you even know stone age rock? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
6926 Rock on boys! We will complete our world tour as holograms 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6927 Do you guys know how to play The End by The Doors? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6928 Did our roadie do that? With pyrotechnics, our band will live forever! 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
6929 O.k, Let's take it from the top just once more. I don't think we'll have time to finish this piece...like forever.. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6930 Do you guys know Donna Summer’s ‘Last Dance’? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6931 No one will ever get to hear….. T-Rex. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6932 Quick band meeting. Maybe calling ourselves Soul Survivors is too ironic. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6933 okay Ringo, let’s go out with a bang! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6934 Beat! BEAT! . . . come on you guys. We gotta get it together!! Wait!! Did you hear something . . . . ? ? ? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6935 Do you hear a beat from that thing? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6936 Great Balls of Fire is a dumb name for a song! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6937 Here comes our son 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6938 Look, if you're going to play classic rock, you're just going to have to get used to hearing the D word...I mean, it is who we are. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6939 Someone forgot to raise the debt ceiling. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6940 Are you ready to rock and roll? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6941 1...2...a1,2..What's that? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6942 Well at least we'll probably get a few good songs out of it. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6943 Uptempo boys, ‘Long Live Rock’, just not too sure about us” 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6944 We gotta keep playing! Haven't you heard of going down with the ship? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6945 I just don't see how that version of "Tomorrow never comes" will ever become our hit single. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6946 Looks like The Big Boss upstairs wants us to turn it down a notch...! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6947 It took some time to really understand the phrase “There will always be a rockstar bigger than you” 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6948 We just HAD to call ourselves a rock band. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6949 At least we can chill with the homies before we perish~ 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
6950 Honestly guys... I'm not so worried about the Battle of the Bands anymore 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6951 I am calling this song "Let's Grow Old Together." 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6952 Sound has yet to be Created. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
6953 Oh my god! That's our band name. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6954 Wait! The fiddler's not here. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6955 One, two, three... 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
6956 Epic! We'll show them The Minor Appendage don't need another cord, octave, or more than 1 beat at a time! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6957 We're just one gig away from really exploding. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6958 Let's do something more up tempo that will last for generations. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6959 I'm thinking of something like, "The end for us is near." 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6960 Maybe it's the wrong time for "do you recall what was revealed the day the music died." 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
6961 It’s cause I went electric. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6962 Busking is getting harder and harder these days... 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6963 I hope our dinosaur rock band doesn’t get hit by that comet 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
6964 But what about your record deal? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6965 They're can't fire us, we quit! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
6966 New tempo, demisemihemidemisemiquaver at 250! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
6967 Is this gig a gag? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
6968 *Crowd screaming in fear* “Did they just realize we’re dinosaurs? Or …” 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
6969 Guys, do you know "It's The End Of The World As We Know It" by R.E.M.? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
6970 No, no the emphasis is on “be”, so it’s “to BE or not to BE.” 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
6971 I hope someday a music group called King Crimson will record a song titled, ‘Dinosaur.’ 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
6972 Common guys! We really need to be ready for tomorrow’s show! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
6973 Hey Levon, "The Last Waltz" is a great name for this concert! 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
6974 I thought we were opening for the Rolling Stones. 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
6975 Guys, come on! Let's nail this! We only have the rehearsal space for few more minutes! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6976 Maybe it's a sign of a one-hit wonder. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6977 No, it must be a residual, right? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6978 I wonder how he got in? Is that anew kind of mask? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6979 Hold the solo - what rhymes with meteorite ? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6980 Don't worry,that's just a one hit wonder. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6981 O second thought, I don’t think we need to write an encore tune! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6982 If that thing takes us out, I know the legend of the all dino Doors cover band will live for eternity. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6983 Lets really rock this one, next up is the Mammals 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6984 Guys, I think we’re gonna have to cut this last set from the show… 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6985 Play like it’s our last day on the Planet 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6986 Doomsday Band 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6987 Ya know, Power trios are going to be a thing of the past soon. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6988 Hoooo, boyyyy! Okay, that changes things in one helluva hurry!! Let's make it "POUND, POUND, POUNDING on Heaven's Door" and let's do it quickly! And a one, and a two, and a....... . 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6989 Something tells me we aren't going to be making that tour after all. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
6990 Play Misty for Me 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
6991 I’m telling you, once we have the pyrotechnics all set, we’re ready! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6992 How about, "It's the end of the world as we know it," REM will have to pay US royalties. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
6993 Oh well. Let's rock before we roll! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6994 No, I didn’t mean PLAY Great Balls of Fire! 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
6995 Should we play Halley’s Comet or is it too soon? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6996 I guess calling ourselves 'the meteors' is not a good idea 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6997 What - did I do that solo in the wrong key? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6998 If you start playing Nearer, My God, To Thee I'm out of here! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6999 Just party hard until we all go up in flames, kind of like Joe Biden's economic policy. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
7000 Lets jump to the short set! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
7001 I guess we should take "We didn't start the fire" off the playlist. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
7002 Don't want to close my eyes... 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
7003 Let's rock until we are on fire! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
7004 Maybe we should take 'Light My Fire' off the playlist for awhile." 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7005 I really didn't believe them when they said we were a one-hit wonder... 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7006 I TOLD you we shouldn't have eaten squid for lunch!! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7007 I told you the world was ending. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
7008 Hey — you guys know any R.E.M.? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7009 Looks like we'll have time for one more chorus. Chuck Berry's "Great Balls of Fire" or "We'll Meet Again" - TheFatRat & Laura Brehm version? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
7010 Uh, Oh…does anyone know some Blues 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
7011 Guess we shouldn't have called the Album "Hot Rocks" ... 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7012 I’m thinking perhaps an REM song most appropriate. Any thoughts? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
7013 You were saying that some pyrotechnics was just what was missing? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7014 Being the original rock band was nothing short of a granite ovation 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7015 That-One's-IN-For-Us-asaurus Chorus 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
7016 Our human lead singer is late again 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7017 We're not in-sync with this gig! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7018 It’s hard to imagine the world without Disco. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
7019 Back in the day, nothing could stop a gig! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7020 I guess we shouldn't stay on for the encore then? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
7021 Do you this will delay our set? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
7022 Alright, this next one's called "Woolly Mammoth Pussy (Be Hittin' Different)" — a one, a two, a one, two, three, four 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
7023 Sorry folks - no time for "Free Bird" now . . . 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
7024 Last night I put "rock star" on my vision board. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
7025 Quick! Skip to the last ten measures! And turn the sound UP! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
7026 You’re falling behind. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
7027 No time to lose, guys. Switch to speed metal! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
7028 Little did the Dinopop group know that this was their last gig. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
7029 A little ahead our time . . . 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
7030 I'm concerned. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
7031 Okay, guys, last song, really: 'Don't Eat the Mammals.' 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7032 But maybe this will clinch our hard rock cred! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
7033 Our lead singer is late as usual. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7034 Johnny, help me finish these lyrics, "The Day the Music..." "Went Extinct." 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7035 When I said we'd cover Wand'rin' Star, I didn't mean literally. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
7036 Let's play it again in the key of "C." 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7037 ‘Dino & the Dinosaurs’, was a crap name , anyway! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7038 That's the third time we are seeing that blazing rock tonight. We have to write a song about it. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7039 Alien incoming! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7040 I’m calling it Alley Oop— it’s about the future. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7041 Let's rock out! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
7042 Tough crowd; back when they just threw rotten eggs. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
7043 Guys, something tells me we're really going to nail the ending this time. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
7044 Man they are going to love us! What's a man? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
7045 Up-tempo on this one, boys. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7046 I told you that riff was just BAD 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7047 Yeah... let's up the tempo 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
7048 Just before the band ,T-Rex, broke up 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
7049 The music calls for a big bass drum hit coming up in just a sec." 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7050 Did anyone order an extra-spicy pizza for delivery?" 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7051 C'mon guys -- we're rock stars! Don't let a silly meteor throw us off our beat! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7052 ”Play like it’s the last gig we’ll ever get. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
7053 How's this for the band name, 'T Rexes and a Comet'. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
7054 Next up..When I’m 64….. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
7055 OK, let's play "Dinosaurs Rock". It's going to be a hit for millions of years. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7056 IT'S EITHER AN ASTEROID OR A SQUID AND WE ARE NOT UNDER WATER, 'SACRED FECES', RUN! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7057 Let's play Despacito one last time! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7058 Goodnight Sweetheart" on three 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
7059 Darn. We were so close to the end of “Freebird.” 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7060 Does not that mean we should or should not play another encore? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
7061 UH OH, Is today the Big Bang? 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
7062 Okay group. It looks like this will be the final song of our farewell tour. Said Dino of the rock group Dino and the Dinosaurs. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7063 One asteroid can ruin my carreer 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7064 "When I said that we should go out with a bang, this is not what I meant. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7065 On three, let's play, "Let It Rain." 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7066 Hey Jerry Lee - lets go with "Great Balls of Fire". 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
7067 This wasn't what I meant when I said flaming hot rock! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
7068 So the kid in my dream says ' Doc, this ain't going back to the Future' 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7069 It's better that we won't be the cause of our extinction. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7070 Yeah…I hear you. But I really want these lyrics to “speak” to future generations. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7071 Let's end the session with 'Great Balls of Fire'. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
7072 So we're going with T. Rex? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
7073 What was that REM song called again? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
7074 Let's keep playing...This is going to be a Titanic event! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
7075 No future, no future, no future for you...!!! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
7076 « One more time ! » 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7077 Here’s one of our new ones…🎶Closing time, you don’t have to go home, but you can’t, stay here 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
7078 I think that may be Kanye up there about to take us out. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
7079 I have a feeling we’re going to be a one-hit wonder. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7080 Who says we’re dinosaurs? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7081 Back before stones rolled. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
7082 Mmm… BOP! 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
7083 'Imagine Dragons' 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
7084 Well, this is looking like it may be a one-hit wonder 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7085 Hold It !!!! Here comes the melody 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
7086 Maybe "The Extinctions" isn't the best name... 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
7087 C’mon! We’ve got time for one more chorus of, “ "It's the End of the World As We Know It.” 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
7088 I feel like we're on the Titanic. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
7089 You keep messing up the chords and we'll never blow up. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
7090 That’s it! Bill Haley’s “Rock Around The Clock” to close the set. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
7091 That's enough Jerry Lee Lewis! 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
7092 maybe the turtle 🐢 was onto something staying indoors tonight 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
7093 Who ordered the flaming hot sky pizza? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
7094 That's a huge rock. Do we roll or what? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
7095 Gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you tonight. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
7096 Let's call the band 'The Meteorites, although we may be extinct soon! 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
7097 You think one more practice before the battle of the bands? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7098 That's a shame, I just finally mastered the solo from Freebird. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7099 Alright fellas! Old Habits Die Hard,take 2. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
7100 Special effects 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
7101 Well, I guess we should play Donna Summer's "Last Dance". 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7102 Does anyone know a quick dirge? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
7103 Let's play the next one in e-flat. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7104 Looks like the end of Rock Music! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
7105 I guess someone prefers hair metal. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
7106 Don’t worry it’s just Rock and Roll 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
7107 R’E.M. or The Doors? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
7108 By my calculations we have time for one more stairway 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
7109 See, I told you “light rock” was out and death metal” was in. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7110 Quick! 2,3,4 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7111 Oh crap, he's got the quick-test results. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7112 One more take. I think we have the sound that will make us world famous. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7113 How about Dino lee Lewis and the fireballs? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7114 All in all, it's just another fire in the hole." This could be a hit 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7115 Nearer my God to Thee," on thre 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7116 I thought "fly me to the moon" was just a metaphor. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7117 Damn, we'll have to cut our final set short 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7118 In The Year 2,525,000BC.........??????? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7119 I asked our pyrotechnics guy to do a big explosion at the end of this song - he said he had something that'll blow our minds! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7120 For our final set, a medley: "Dinos are Forever" followed by "Smoke on the Water." 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7121 Folks it's time to wrap it up with a little number entitled "Swan Song." 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7122 Last call, last call... for everything." 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7123 Our next song is another oldie, "Eve of Destruction". 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7124 I’m only going to tell you one more time, Larry! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7125 Neil Young's backup band, the Dinosaur Rockers, working out lyrics for a new song: "Hey, hey, my, my..." 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7126 Well guys, I guess we finally find out if rock n' roll really can die... 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7127 I thought we agreed we were a punk band, not rock..? 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
7128 Wait. The Eve of Destruction's real 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7129 I want our music to be out of this world 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7130 Not with the G minor, but with a bang 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7131 Well we do need a burning Rock hit!? Jam on! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7132 We won't need the drum for this next song. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7133 Well… Looks like we’re going down with the ship! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7134 That gives me an idea. And nowww, the end is nearrr... 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7135 This is why I wanted to start a smooth jazz band instead of a rock group. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7136 Well guys,I think this session is over. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7137 I’ll miss our herbivore signer. He was very good and he could sing as well. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7138 How about, "Ground Control to Major Tom." 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7139 That's all for now, folks. You've been a great audience. Afraid we'll need to skip tonight's encore. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7140 Looks like the tour of Japan ain’t happening. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7141 Early Rock 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7142 Think about it this way: We're about to invent "Heavy Rock". 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
7143 The Dinos' last tour 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7144 This #1 hit song trashing the scientist wonks will make us so famous that we'll never have to worry again! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7145 But they said, RocknRoll will never die. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7146 Let’s go straight to the encore 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7147 OK, let's take "We'll live forever" from the top. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
7148 Wait! There’s already a band named Dinosaur Jr? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
7149 I just wish we weren't going out on a cover of 'My Way.' 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
7150 Don't worry! Our species will go extinct, sure, but we're OK. Our children and grandchildren will all die a premature death, but we're OK. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
7151 Can’t wait til we get back together 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
7152 "There's going to be a huge music festival at a farm in upstate Zagonia; we have to go there!" 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
7153 I feel this song will be a hit! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
7154 Ticket sales are way down and now I have a really bad feeling about our gig tonight. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
7155 Let’s just open with T-Rocks 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
7156 All right guys, let’s play In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida from the top. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
7157 I can feel it coming in the air tonight 🎶oh lord .... 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
7158 Extinction Rock." We'll improvise 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
7159 Who ordered the pizza caliente?! 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
7160 Let's play 'Rock 'n' Roll Will Never Die.' 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7161 Really? The day before Burning Brontosaurus. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
7162 This is the end, beautiful friend... 1.1389 0.05700 72 66 2 4
7163 Let's make this our last song and no encore. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
7164 Okay guys, the chorus goes like this — Nowhere to run to baby, nowhere to hide. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
7165 Let's call this tune "Existential Dread" 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7166 I wonder, if by some Devine intervention, we get to be mentioned in the Annals of history! 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
7167 Let’s skip ‘There’s No Future Without You, Sue.’ 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7168 You wanted to start a rock band,right? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7169 Just rock" -fullfill your dreams by enjoying even it is donkeys voice 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
7170 We might want to REALLY speed up the tempo on this one. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7171 I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation. #DinoSpinalTap 😂 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7172 Guys I don’t know if my arms reach 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
7173 It’s the end of the world as we know it. It’s the end. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
7174 Take five...million? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7175 I dunno about you guys, but I meant 'My Generation' in a more emblematic sense. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7176 This will be the show that ends all shows! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7177 Okay, last take for “Eve of Destruction.” 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
7178 Ay one a two 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7179 It’s recording for the Big Giant Head so keep the rhythm sparkling. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7180 Hey, guys, I sure hope someone recorded this session. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7181 This is going to be a short set 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7182 Celebrating the end of human race 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7183 OK, back to the chorus: 'Bye, bye, Miss American pie …' 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7184 I tols you "Hadrosaurus and the Comets" was a bad name! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
7185 The light show is starting and if it isn’t raining will be visible on Earth in 10 light years. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
7186 They told us this was Space Jam??? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7187 That is one rock that is definitely not gonna roll. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7188 Rex, I think it's time for us to disband. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7189 No encore, I guess. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7190 Should we do a ballad or hard rock? 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7191 And finally, our rockin' cover of Nearer my God to Thee. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7192 Maybe if we play "Free Beer" it will cool it off 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7193 ?? No time to die?? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7194 Gone with the wind? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7195 Let's play "Party Like It's 65 million BC" 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7196 I think we need to add cowbell! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7197 I hope by the next Apocalypse somebody figures out how to build a decent sound system 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7198 Perhaps we should be playing Nearer My God to Thee... 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7199 I’m telling you, without a front man we’ll just disappear 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7200 Okay guys, let's change that last one to, "It's The End Of The World As We Know It" and let's try to pick up the beat and get it right! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7201 play it again ,Sam 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7202 We need a singer who is less excitable. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7203 Next up ….. Nearer My God to Thee.” 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7204 Looks like we have time for one more number. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7205 I think we have time for one more. Let’s do “it’s the end of the world as we know it” 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
7206 Quick -- break into Party like its the Jurassic period 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
7207 I have a feeling this is going to be a huge hit … 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
7208 Your drumming is shit, Dave. Like with everything else in your life, you don’t put in the work. That’s why your wife left you. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7209 I dino know. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
7210 I know, lets call ourselves the Almost Dead 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
7211 That crescendo was a bit early, can we try it again? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
7212 I think we get dibs on the first ever 'last call" 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
7213 Let’s play ‘Nearer My God To Thee’ “ “ Too bad we don’t have an audience for the grand finale 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7214 Perhaps we've played "It's the End of the World as we know it" a few too many times, Michael. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
7215 That bass bout' to hit different. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
7216 So where's the smoke? The water? Fire in the sky, I get. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7217 Early Christian Rock 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
7218 Hey, Rex, I think it’s the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine.) 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7219 I'm telling you guys. If we do this now it'll be anthem they'll be playing at malls every year on Meteor Day. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
7220 The good news is that we finally jammed in the pocket. The bad news is that meteor is ‘bout to do the same. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7221 Let's open with " And you tell me over and over and over and over again my friend..." 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7222 Hey, I like Rock music as just as much as the next dinosaur, but maybe this is too much of a good thing? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7223 This time give it everything you've got, play like our music will last forever. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
7224 They don’t know but Skeeter’s gonna sing, “Good bye.” 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7225 1,2,3 extinction! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7226 We need to speed up our song. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7227 Nearer, My God, to Thee" 1..2..3. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
7228 Why at the end of every set do we crash and burn. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
7229 Hit it Dini! Another round of 'Carpe Diem.' 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7230 Let's close with a bang. 1, 2, 3... 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
7231 Let's just pickup the tempo and skip the encore. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7232 Our music is extinct anyway 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7233 here, our last song.....one, tw........." 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7234 How about the last riff for the road, heh? heh? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7235 Dino’s trio 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7236 « This will be great for the acoustics » 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
7237 Nope. 'Great Balls of Fire' is already under copyright. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
7238 Welp I guess next week's gig is cancelled. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
7239 Feel the room, fellas, and switch to the R.E.M. cover. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
7240 Now I'll never write "Baby Shark." 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
7241 I don’t think this means they want an encore. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7242 well, we were warned to keep it down 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7243 I guess now is the time for Stairway to Heaven. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7244 Suddenly, Da-Doo-Ron-Ron feels a little trite. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7245 For some reason "it's the end of the world as we know it --and I feel fine" suddenly seems a little off 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7246 Everybody wants to get in to the act! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7247 I know! Right? 230 million years from now someone will claim HE wrote 'Johnny B. Goode'... 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7248 A one and a ….. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7249 You guys still think we should go back on the road for our Grand Final Tour? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7250 After 65 million years who will ever know? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7251 I think our next venue will be inside 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7252 I told you nobody would come, Jeffrey 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7253 Should we play the Big Bang ? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7254 I forgot. What did we decide for an encore?" 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7255 Take 3 … 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
7256 We have a band but no bang! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
7257 Tyler, study the lyrics! You sang "bathroom on the right" again! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7258 Cool way to end the show! Bang a gong! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
7259 Looks like the opposite of a meteoric rise to me. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
7260 What say we just chill a minute? The next track looks unbelivably hot. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7261 Will the encore be worth it? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7262 Let’s skip the last chorus. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
7263 are those the fireworks they ordered? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7264 We could be the Falling Stones… 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7265 Dudes, she’s so upset with me playing in the band and I’m like, it’s not the end of the world! 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
7266 Maybe we should lay off the heavy metal. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
7267 This doesn't look good. Why don't we play 'Nearer, my God, to thee?'" 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7268 Well, that might be it for the Big Band 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7269 This could be the crescendo that our band has been waiting for. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7270 I suggest we close this set with "This is the End" 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7271 over-cheerer used to be the pitchforker? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
7272 C’mon Willy , we’re running out of meteorites for our opening show! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
7273 I think we should scale this project back to an EP. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
7274 I know the fans love the greatest hits, but why don't we get out of our comfort zone & try something not so prehistoric for once? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
7275 Uh Guys, I think we should cut this short. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7276 The upside of rockstars dying young is at least we’ll leave good looking corpses. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
7277 let’s take it from the … uh oh … Nigel, did you remember to turn on that new video recording thingy? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7278 So, he's gone. Now we're a trio! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
7279 Is it too late to add the Armageddon theme song to our playlist? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7280 I know it's better to burn out than to fade away... but COME ON! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
7281 That’s it! We’ll call our group “The Giant Meteorite” 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
7282 A one, a two, a one two............... 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
7283 You'd think, being a comet, Bill could get to rehearsals on time. Uh oh, here he comes now. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7284 Time to play our swan song. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
7285 Guys, A major, 4/4. Hit It: One, Two, Three O’clock, Four O’clock Rock, Five, Six, Seven O’clock, Eight O’clock Rock… 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7286 why would you lend the government 28 trillion?! 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
7287 Rock out 🤘 till the lights go out 💀 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7288 It’s the end of the world as we know it… and I feel fine (?) 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7289 You know, these are now technically golden oldies. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7290 ... and I DON'T feel fine! 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
7291 Rockin the Mew World 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
7292 We'd better ditch the second set, guys. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
7293 I'm suddenly thinking we should name our band "Carpe Diem." 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
7294 The extinction of this dinosaur band proved catastrophic for Jurassic rockers and stoners alike. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7295 I don’t think we’ll have time for an encore 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
7296 Let's start from the very beginning... 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7297 If we hurry we can record the world's first teen tragedy song. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7298 We better come up with the ending soon! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7299 Last song, boys. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7300 We better make this a quick one 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7301 Let’s call ourselves “The titanic band “ 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
7302 I don’t think we will be playing our second set... 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
7303 Right, that's it then...♫If in my dreams I be, nearer my God to thee...♫ 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7304 I told you we should have asked for a deposit. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7305 I guess our ‘Apocalypse Rock’ has finally met its moment. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
7306 I kept telling you guys that “Mass Extinction Event” was a terrible name for our jazz trio. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7307 Just think, in the future people will find all these fossilized musical instruments, and they'll know we really rocked. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
7308 'And The Band Played On,' on one, two, three... 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
7309 Let’s just play on, guys, it’s heading towards the Gulf of Mexico. We’re safe. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7310 Have you both listened to our music? It sounds alien to me! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
7311 On 3, thé big finale, just the way we practiced!! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
7312 That’s great, it starts with an earthquake. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
7313 It looks like we have to settle for “one-hit wonders”! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
7314 Get with the Cretaceous period. Pyrotechnics are just so not cool. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7315 If we practice hard, maybe we can become the titanic band. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7316 Lets hope we're still ' The Evolutions'. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
7317 Play that one architects song 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7318 Do you guys know any R.E.M? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
7319 Hmmm, this could put everything on hold.... 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
7320 What should be our big finish? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7321 I never wanna sing another song about rocks ever again!!!! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
7322 Guys, That’s a flaming cookie, right? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7323 I thought it started with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
7324 Ted called and won’t be at practice tonight” 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7325 does anyone know that song from R.E.M.? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
7326 I'd like us to be more than a one-hit wonder. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7327 Those where the best days of my life. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7328 Let the Big Band theory begin 🥁 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
7329 That means it's closing time for this era. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
7330 It's the caterers for the after-party. They enjoy making an entrance. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
7331 Let’s pack it up. I don’t want to be caught dead playing to no audience. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
7332 John said he has been feeling spacey lately, but will try to join us” 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
7333 Okay, this time let's play all the way through to the end. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
7334 They’ll be calling us Dinosaurs next! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
7335 Ah.... Goodness, Gracious.... !! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
7336 Our next song is about how 65 million years from now the humans will also fail to avert the coming crisis 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
7337 And you're sure music can change the world? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
7338 I told you not to tell Ringo from AI where our gig is. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
7339 And a one...and a two...and a three....and a... 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
7340 The inventors of contemporary music 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
7341 It's been my pleasure playing with you guys. Someone in the future may remember that we played just as our world exploded and put us in a movie - and we'll be famous! Oh, wait... 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
7342 maybe we should tone it down a bit 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
7343 Guys! Let’s call it a day with a din… 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
7344 Does this mean we won’t get our tips and beer? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
7345 Hey, our agent just called. We got the multi-album contract. Wait…what’s that ?? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
7346 All right gentlemen, ‘It’s the End of the World as We Know It 🎶’ on three…” 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
7347 Its not the end of the world, is it.?On to the next guys.. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7348 I guess that's our lead singer. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
7349 OK. Nearer My God to Thee...1...2...3! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
7350 Oh no,the humans from Mars! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
7351 Now I know how the band on the Titanic will feel. 1.1316 0.05410 76 70 2 4
7352 Damn it Jeff. You said the weather was supposed to be nice! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
7353 On second thought, I'm not a big rock guy. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
7354 Yes, we all know that trios are going extinct. But let's give those damn quartets a run for their money. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7355 Hey, I have a title for our new song; Extinction. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
7356 Hot rock .... that's an omen! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7357 Which one will end first, the song or the earth? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7358 I just feel this one’s gonna be a real mega-hit for us”. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
7359 It could augment the drum for a grand finale! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7360 Keep playing - tonight we included a cover charge! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7361 It's the end of the world as we know it" sound a little extreme 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7362 Get it on! 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
7363 Now it's time to rock. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
7364 OK. Let's try "It's Not the End of the World" again. Keep it upbeat and lively. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7365 Do you think this will interfere with the concert plans? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7366 That reminds me!! How about we play a few Bill Haley tunes? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7367 Even at the cost of life, the end should be melodious. We need to be the inspiration for musicians on Titanic. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7368 At that moment it seemed fortuitous letting 'Great Fire in the Skies' as a last song. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7369 The Music Will End Shortly 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7370 ‘Great Balls of Fire?’” I like it. Things are looking up for us! 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
7371 Let’s wrap it up after this one. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
7372 just because we started in the 60s were called a "dinosaur band"? 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
7373 This is all because you forced that dino-groupie to get a dino-abortion! 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
7374 I don't think this song will be on the charts very long. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
7375 Quick, let's play some oldies. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
7376 I think should we call it, ‘Birth of the Cool.’ 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
7377 And now, for our closing number.. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
7378 Ok guys, ready? We've got to rock this place! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
7379 I'm telling you, they're in for a show no one has ever seen... 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
7380 Do you think fame will just strike like a meteor? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
7381 So I guess we’ll be the first rock and roll band. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
7382 I heard all the greats die young. That won't be true for us... we'll be here forever! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
7383 Calling home is a lot easier nowadays. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
7384 Focus on our final encore, guys. Shall we play that 1987 REM song? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
7385 Okay guys, here we go with "Let's dance the last dance". A one and two and a.... 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
7386 Uh-oh. Looks like we'll have to cancel tonight's gig. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
7387 I told you the encore was a bad idea. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
7388 You Only Live Once, indeed. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
7389 Volcanoes out of service today. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
7390 Well at least the rock scene is about to get bigger 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
7391 All right..... Blue Suede Hoofs...... And...one, two, three... 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7392 So what!? It's just a little warming. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7393 Do you think anyone is gonna remember that we invented rock? 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
7394 Does this mean there won't be an encore? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7395 It’s the end of the world as we know it…and I feel finally ready to record this song. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7396 Well guys, let’s jam like there’s no tomorrow 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7397 A-one a-two...nearer my Lord to thee... 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7398 I knew we should have turned down the Chicxulub gig. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7399 Rock Dinosaurs?!? We’ll be back. I promise. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7400 This next number will be our last for awhile... 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7401 All the activities we've skipped, all the outings we've missed, all the years we've spent practicing... it's all going to be worth it, I just know it. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7402 I don't care what you say, Yoko is no substitute for John. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7403 All we need is a good bass player to give our music some impact. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7404 Hey, look, that's us! We're a hot rock band, aren't we? Must be a good omen. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7405 OK. We are coming to the end, let's finish with a big bang 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7406 And now for an oldie but goody…. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7407 Going out with a band! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7408 I’m thinking our band name should be REM. I’m open to any lyrics you’d like to write. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7409 I have a feeling we’ve overdone the fireworks for the big finish. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
7410 We gotta play like the world is gonna end tomorrow. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
7411 Trust me fellas, this charity song is the best thing we could be doing right now to help. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
7412 No brass. We need a fourth. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
7413 AGAIN?! Why does not this happen to humans?!!! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
7414 Rock n roarrrrr?" Olivia Xu, New York City, N 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
7415 Imagine all the people living for today...♫♫ 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
7416 The MetalSaurs 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
7417 It Ain’t Over ‘Til It’s Over 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
7418 I know we said we were going to play until breakfast, but… 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
7419 Hey! I just thought of a name for our band; how about '' Cataclysmic Extinction"? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
7420 We'll call our music Hard Rock. 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
7421 This next number starts with B-A-D. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
7422 Looks like this song's going out with a bang! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
7423 we need to speed up the tempo if we are to finish in time 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
7424 Our music shall always be the original "oldy". 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
7425 The meteor is seeking revenge since we didn’t let him in our rock band. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
7426 From the top, "Comets come and comets go. None of them is gonna rock my world, 'cause I'm a Rolling Stone." 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
7427 Maybe we shouldn't save anything for the encore. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7428 I don't know if is it the end of the world or Our music genre...!!! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7429 I didn’t know we were going to have pyrotechnics… 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7430 This is why we need a BASS guitarist. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7431 Does this mean we've gone viral? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7432 That was pretty good. Let's try it one more time. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7433 And for our last number, please join us in singing “The Eve of Destruction” 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7434 How about a cover of “Time”? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7435 Fiddling while Rome burns—the prequel. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
7436 Okay, that new Brontosaur Beach Boys' song ...' Flame Out' ... hit it! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7437 I think this is a sign for us to break up. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7438 We'll still get to go on. Last time we had a meteor warning, one didn't even hit the ground. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
7439 Classical, Country, Pop, Rock - what should we greet them with ? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7440 Can we do a quick cover of Last Dance? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7441 Let’s call ourselves Billhaleyosaur & the Asteroids. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7442 Skip the encore Paul 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7443 Let's hit it, Charlie--"Too Beautiful to Last" 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7444 And I didn't even start my day's to do list. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
7445 But what are The Doors? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7446 Spinosaurus, stegasaurus, allosaurus, hadrosaurus, LEONARD BERNSTEIN... 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
7447 The coming ball is look like a film scene, someone ,a great footballer kicked a ball ,and l also like to play with this upcoming ball ?? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7448 I think we’re about to pay our dues . 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7449 Now we know we are a Retro rock group. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7450 Giganosaurus, it has been a pleasure playing with you tonight! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7451 Maybe naming the band The Meteors is going to generate a little bad karma.. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7452 Our recording deal isnt carved in stone. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7453 That’s not what we meant by ‘rock on’… 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
7454 The Last Rager 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7455 Does anyone remember ‘There’ll Be a Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight?’ 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
7456 Well Ringo I think the universe is about to tell you what it thinks about that caveman movie you made. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
7457 OK, we need to be really tight for this next part where the pyro comes in — 1, 2 ... 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
7458 The last performance of Get it On (Bang a Gong) by TRex 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
7459 ... and I feel fine. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
7460 Eek, the show must go on! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
7461 Jumpin' Jack Hot Flash! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
7462 Do you think they'll cancel our gig tonight? I've got rent to pay 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
7463 Anyone know the theme song to Titanic? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
7464 i'll rather prefer a bra 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
7465 We're the prehistoric punk rockers and yes, we do have to pay to perform here. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
7466 It would be, like, a thing that we'd have, and it would do something, somehow, and then everything would be louder. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
7467 No need for a warm-up! And a one, and a two... 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
7468 I know we are at the top of the food chain, but we have not found a way to survive this impact. Maybe the next epoch will be smarter, unless they self destruct. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
7469 And now, a final number to close out the set... 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
7470 “I think ‘Great Balls of Fire’ is a terrific title, but it’s already been used by that earthling, Jerry Lee somebody.” 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
7471 Alright, guys..."Oil Slick" on three! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
7472 Did we made to much noise? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
7473 Show me what you got" (Rick and Morty 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
7474 We should prepare ourselves... in case our concert next week ends up being a bummer. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
7475 Does anyone know that song they played as the titanic was sinking? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
7476 Can we skip 'Highway to Hell' tonight? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7477 I think it only appropriate, that we play the theme to Titanic. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
7478 Okay - let's do Great Balls of Fire and then get the hell out of here. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
7479 One more time, your a shooting star, no matter who you are 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
7480 It's gotta be a major label. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
7481 Well, we were hired as the warm-up band. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7482 I say we finish with "Here comes the sun". 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7483 Thank you everyone for coming. We’re the Die-nasaurs! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7484 I think it’s a sign that our music will live on. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
7485 Told you we shouldn't play at a place called The Titanic! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
7486 I've got a feeling somebody want to shut down our music. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7487 The chorus goes, “And you don’t believe, we’re on the eve of destruction!” 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7488 Let's run through just once more and then call it a day. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7489 Lucky Man, short version! A one- two- three- fo! 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
7490 Feeling, Hot, Hot, Hot... 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
7491 Meanwhile at the rehearsal, the Saurs can't decide whether to play Light My Fire or The End. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
7492 Hey man, your rocking a little too hard for the stone age... 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
7493 This next song’s a new one called Dawn’s a Silly Bitch Who Gave Away a Kidney and Posted About It, but it’s not about our bassist Dawn. But, look, if she doesn’t like it, I’m an artist, fuck her, criticizing me is super racist. Alright, from the top. 1.1250 0.05148 80 74 2 4
7494 Is it too late to reconsider our no R.E.M. covers rule? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
7495 Calm down, it’s just a drive by shooting. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
7496 Remember never to book a bowling alley gig again. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7497 Whoa! I didn't know it was loaded. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
7498 For our last number, "If You Never Say Goodbye" 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
7499 And now for our encore??? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7500 There's no shame being a one-hit wonder. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7501 Couldn't this wait until somebody invented apps? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
7502 Here come the reviews 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
7503 Ignore it-It's not in the musicians union 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
7504 Quick, let's all switch instruments. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
7505 More cow bells? What are cows? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7506 That's great! It starts with an earthquake Birds and snakes, an aeroplane and Lenny Bruce is not afraid 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7507 He certainly looks non-union 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
7508 thought it was an t-rex thing so I didn't say anything 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
7509 Looks like we might have to cut the tour a bit short. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
7510 What do you say guys... One more jam before BLAST OFF? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7511 I think we should call our band The Three Magi-saurs and hit the road 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7512 I wanted an encore 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7513 Damn it Rex, if you can’t get on tempo, we’ll just have to find a new percussionist. 1.1250 0.05210 72 66 3 3
7514 Something tells me Free Bird is gonna be huge after this 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
7515 I told you we needed to replace the security 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
7516 Let's sing for the next generation of this planet. Hope they'll not screw this up. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
7517 Crocodile Rock, are you sure about this? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
7518 James Cameron presents "Prehistoric Titanic" 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
7519 'Bobby! I said this is the last practice before the big show and your seem a bit distracted. Ok. Let's try again. "In a Gadda De Vida". Count us in Ringo. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7520 And for our last number tonight... 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
7521 Let’s try “Stars Fell on Alabama.” 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
7522 Chicks sounds better than the Chicxulubs, but I bet that's already taken. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
7523 Just when things were getting good… 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
7524 Come on guys let's try to sound like a rock band. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
7525 Name the song "Anticipation" or "Extinction"? What do you think? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
7526 Comet Penny Lane" is in my heart. Do Dah.... 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
7527 Can that be Halley's comet joining our gig? 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
7528 Uh, guys…Looks like we’ll be canceling the tour… 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
7529 Lose the synthesizer. We don't want to sound like a another cut rate Kajagoogoo. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
7530 A one, and a two, and away we go! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
7531 Agreed. We perform “Hello Cretaceous Period” and then we go to break. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
7532 Darn..........there goes our Grammy. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
7533 What's the use? Nobody's listening to us anyway." "Well, they don't listen to as at dinner either. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
7534 Did we forget the fiddle? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
7535 Sal, can you lighten up the mood? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
7536 Yes the main refrain is finally accurate, but I don't think any of us can say that the "...and I feel fine" part reflects our true emotions. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
7537 Is that from Standard Oil’s motivational group? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
7538 Let's call the song "No Time to Die. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
7539 So, have either of you came up with a name for our band? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
7540 When Jurassic 5 was Jurassic 3 1.1231 0.05593 65 60 2 3
7541 Maybe let's skip "It's the End of the World as We Know It" on the play list. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
7542 Guys, let's drop the 'drums>space>drums' jam from tonight's show. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
7543 And for our final tune today, here's "We're sure they'll recreate us in 2021"! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
7544 I always knew we’d be a one-hit wonder. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
7545 'guys look, we got a new fan' 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
7546 If you want to play the Wipe Out drum solo with those tiny hands, you're going to need some help. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
7547 What’s the line that comes after ‘Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Fire’? 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
7548 Sure we want to be a hot band. But how cool is that? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
7549 How about ‘The Meteors’ for a name? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
7550 Religion is useless. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7551 And the Nairobi Trio is born... 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7552 It hits on the one or we’re done. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7553 Looks like the pandemic has made us a bit shorthanded as well. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7554 Our lead singer soars in... better late than never. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7555 Is that supposed to be part of this festival? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7556 Dudes, I don't think we're gonna get to 'Brown-Eyed Girl.' 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
7557 Where's the line between dad rock and extinct rock? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7558 And so you're back From outer space I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7559 That was not the big blast I was looking for after the solo! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7560 And then for the final set, let's start off with an acoustic cover of NSYNC's "Bye, Bye, Bye..." We'll be out of this world! 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
7561 Is that trump asking us if we knew the 2020 election was a fraud 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
7562 Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
7563 You know? Maybe it *is* better to fade away. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
7564 I say let's hurry and name the band. How about the Oil Slicks? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
7565 You can't say our rise to stardom wasn't 'meteoric.' 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
7566 It’s been an honoring playing with you, gentlemen. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
7567 Alright, who invited the meteor?” ☄ 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
7568 I like the riff. How about calling it Balls of Fire. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7569 O.K. Let's take it to Intermission Riff. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7570 ...as We Know It, and We Feel Fine. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
7571 Let’s do our Titanic number. That should liven things up! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
7572 I asked for commitment, not a comet, men! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7573 This next song is a 1-2-5-1 in D major! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
7574 We're not going to need an encore. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
7575 Looks like we have time for one more. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7576 I Think We Better Call This a Wrap! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7577 Stay cool, I feel a song coming on! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
7578 maybe we should call our band"The Valcanos 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
7579 How very mundane! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7580 It seems like the curfew meteor is getting earlier and earlier. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7581 Hey guys. Let's end this set with a big blast! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
7582 Now performing, "Walk the Dinosaur" the hit band Is! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7583 Oh,not another streaming service whose dismal royalty rates would make us extinct! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
7584 Just when we were about to explode... 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7585 ♫ It's the end of the world as we know it ♫ 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
7586 That's our time guys hope you had a great time 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
7587 Holy jurassic fuckstick I've wasted my life. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7588 Ladies and Gentlemen, let’s welcome the last performer of the night, The Big Bang! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
7589 Shoot! Now no one will hear our new song, “We started the fire”. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7590 That's a spicy meatball 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
7591 I forgot to take out the chicken 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7592 At least critics won't be able to call us "big dumb rock" anymore. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7593 I call it 'Eve of Destruction.' What? Too soon? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7594 Gosh, I miss Bob Mankoff. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7595 I told you guys closing out Disco Night with "Last Dance" Was a Mistake. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7596 Oh, oh. Game over. In 10,000 years our music will come back. The Dinostones will live again. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7597 O.K then. Let's go with 'The Last Tango,' followed by 'Rock Of Ages.' 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7598 Is that the backup singer? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7599 Smoke on the water... Fire in the sky... 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7600 I'm thinking "Nearer, My God, to Thee" for the encore. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
7601 Not sure what they are but it looks like trouble ahead! 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
7602 Oh well... Atleast we'll go down doing what we love. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
7603 The new song is called “Iridium”. It just popped into my mind! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7604 Wow! That Jack Herer Number Five X Purple Haze is da bomb, brederen! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
7605 Let's hope no one asks for an encore,Jim. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
7606 Think we have time for one more set before it hits! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
7607 Hell hath no fury like a lead singer scorned 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
7608 Who knows the chords to "Eve of Destruction" ? 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
7609 Folks,it looks like this is going to be our last song. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
7610 I'm ok with being a one hit wonder, but we might want to pick up the tempo this time. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
7611 ...well that's our time; we are The KT Extinction--goodnight, everybody! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7612 Think anybody will want to hear this stuff in a couple of thousand years? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
7613 Maybe we should just call it hot rock music. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
7614 How about if we play the Goodby Song ? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7615 - These days celebrities raise and fall like burning stars! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
7616 Hey, do you think we have time for one more number? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7617 OK this is our last gig together, let’s make it a good one 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7618 How about “Fireball Mail?” It knocked them dead at the Ryman Auditorium. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7619 There goes our Partridge Family, Jurassic Edition pilot 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
7620 Well you do said that after this gig we will blow up 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
7621 I have a new musical concept, the set break. Let me demonstrate. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7622 And for our final number, "Waiting for a Star to Fall". 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7623 Let’s enjoy the doomsday’s music!” @auntsarahdraw 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7624 I think our band sucess is going to be a blast! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
7625 The beat stops here! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7626 I still can’t believe we’re playing at Red Rocks tonight! All of those rehearsals really paid off. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
7627 It's the final countdown The final countdown The final countdown 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
7628 Okay people, we're going to party like it's 1999. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7629 I told you that the volume was too loud! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7630 I think we should change our name to "The Red Hot Mamas". 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7631 Did you pay the insurance premium? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
7632 I'm leaving the band to embrace an underground side project. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7633 Rats, it's the accordion player. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
7634 It looks like we are going to be a one hit wonder... 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7635 We were a Quartet! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
7636 oh shoot ! there is asteroid coming NO ONE CARES WE ARE GOING TO DIE WOO HOO RUN 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
7637 We shouldn’t have formed a doom metal bend I reckon. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
7638 This gives me an idea for a song title... something about Great Balls of Fire 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7639 Let's play it again but this time let's crush it." 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7640 The band became anxious with the realization that the light show provided as a backdrop for their music was, indeed, overkill. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7641 Goodness gracious, a great ball of fire! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
7642 A rare vintage photo of the original “T. Rex” as they performed “Cosmic Dancer” with impeccable pyrotechnics. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
7643 Shooting stars seem active tonight. Should we play one more song? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
7644 Darn,all those people with booster shots just bought tickets. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
7645 Ah oh! It's Shakespeare again! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
7646 NOW do you still feel fine??! I TOLD YOU we were overplaying R.E.M. covers 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
7647 So, this is how I die. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
7648 I'm telling you our timing is off 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
7649 Who arranged the light show?--it's not time! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7650 It's Rocket Man come to join us. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
7651 Just as if you were on the Titanic. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7652 Look! It's a spaceship! 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
7653 I fear we may have jammed our last jam. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7654 Hey, do you guys know "Nearer, My God to Thee"? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7655 Do either of you know any oldies? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
7656 Hey, guys, don't worry. I think it's just going to take some time for people to appreciate our sound. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7657 Okay, on three, "It's gonna be a long, long time." 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7658 The humans are taking the virtual concert, social distance thing seriously this time. . 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
7659 In these unprecedented times, it’s important to keep doing what you love. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
7660 Not a great time for the *Badum Tssss* Carl. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7661 And from that day forward, rock n roll existed 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7662 Ready . . . a one and a two and a Three . . . 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
7663 My rheumatism is acting up in my feet. Something bad is going to happen. My comet toes are never wrong. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
7664 That's it - I guess the tour is off. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
7665 Ut Oh! 1...2...3...Hit It! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
7666 Alright Bill, count us in… 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
7667 It’s either Bob Dylan or Tony Morrison. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
7668 OK guys, for all time’s sake, let’s hit riff an R.E.M. number, “It’s the End of the World As I Know It and I Feel Fine,” 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
7669 Thanks for coming out tonight, we are MeatEaters and the Meteor. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
7670 We may not be the grateful dead, but we sure are the soon-to-be dead! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7671 One world ain’t enough for all of us… 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7672 Don’t look now Lenny, but the end is here. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7673 At least people will remember us for our fantastic music. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7674 New song name: It's the end of the world as we know it. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7675 Wow! I have a great name for the band.. The Meteorites! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7676 I forgot to put our master tapes back in the cave. Now no one will know we existed! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7677 All right,boys: hit it: ' The Party's Over. . . ' 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
7678 Leave it to the mammals to find new ways to interrupt our gig. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7679 Time for "The Final Countdown," I guess. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7680 That's last call. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
7681 Well, I guess we won't have to decide on an encore number, after all. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7682 We may have rocked too hard. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7683 I just hired a female vocalist- Dinah Shore. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
7684 America and us conservatives are under attack from all sides. Biden is destroying the country, and quickly lurching us into a socialist hell. The Democrats' $6.5 TRILLION in spending and taxes will decimate our economy. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
7685 Quick: Reissue! Repackage! Repackage! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7686 Should we keep that R.E.M. song on the set list? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7687 I told you we should stop covering "My Generation!" 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7688 Hey! I thought we were the Rock Stars! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7689 And a one and a two and a three … let’s go, desert hedgehogs! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7690 You guys know "It's the end of the wo as we know it?" 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7691 Though It's Dark, Still I Sing. 34th Bienal de São Paulo. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
7692 Dave is really upping his SFX game 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7693 Where are we going to find a lead singer? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7694 Let’s play one more set. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7695 And at the count of three, let's GO! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7696 Okay, now let's see if we can build to a crashing finale! 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7697 We love you all!!! Thanks for showing up today. Hit it! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7698 If we go extinct, they're probably going to think it was because of that thing. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7699 No, dude, that’s 3/4-time, I already told you that. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7700 All the more reason we should make this last take great 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7701 It's just not 'Greatest Hits' material. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7702 Another spotted lantern missile fromJupiter. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7703 But we really should give them at least one encore. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7704 It's time for our closing number. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7705 We actually need a singer too in this band!! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7706 Life is too short, buy the damn concert tickets! 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
7707 Play the number out. We still have a couple of minutes before the blast hits us. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7708 Ok one last Encore of Desparado..Here we go.. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7709 Quick,the intro to ‘great balls of fire”,its a oncer! 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
7710 Okay girls, looks like we have time for one last run through of the chorus. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7711 Ah our leader has arrived 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
7712 Hey guys I just wanna be a rockstar like you guys 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7713 Attitude is a little thing, that affects everything. A positive attitude has a ripple effect. Change your attitude and you change your world. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
7714 Didn't we tell them to skip the pyrotechnics? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7715 The Titanic was supposed to be unsinkable and these extinction events were supposed to be things of the past. Shall we play on with "Songe d'Automne" or "Nearer My God To Thee"? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7716 Let's make this encore great to forever secure dinosaur rock. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7717 I say after this song we load up the van and go home. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
7718 So "The Song That Never Ends'" is off the playlist? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7719 I told you to move from classic rock to hip hop. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
7720 Don’t you love energizing the crowds? I could do it forever. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7721 Dino, I guess this is really our farewell tour. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7722 We're going out with a bang and a C major chord. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7723 The tree wisemen 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7724 Hey guys think this could be our last gig YorkerCaption 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
7725 And now, please welcome - Jack, Daniels and Rocks! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
7726 This is our last dance 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
7727 Let’s close with ‘Hot time in the old town tonight’. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
7728 Dude! No worries. It'll burn itself out, It'll be like, a miracle. . . 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
7729 Gee, I thought we had all the band members we needed. What's _he_ doing here? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
7730 Does this mean our jam is over? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
7731 I guess our finale really is, "It's the End of the World." 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
7732 Hold it, who ordered that fire roasted pizza again? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
7733 So naming our band The Extinct was prophetic. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
7734 I think we took the name, Flaming Rock Band too seriously. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
7735 no one brought the amps?!? Huh? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
7736 I think we'd better take five. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
7737 Hurry up. USA 2021 is about to land. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
7738 Yeowzer!! I guess we'd been Warned..." jk fuller. genoa, n 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
7739 These pyrotechnics are to die for! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7740 Sure, we might not survive. But at least Ska is eternal. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7741 Climate Change Jurassic 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
7742 Uh-oh, looks like vinyl is making a comeback 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7743 And you said we wouldn't be just another flash in the pan hard Rock group! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
7744 All of sudden it doesn’t seem like the audience is ready for a Pop group… 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
7745 That's not what I had in mind when I said I wanted our show to rock. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7746 If we sing loud enough, maybe it'll go away. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7747 How I wonder if he plays the guitar. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
7748 Maybe we should finish up rehearsal if that thing is headed toward the Yucatán Peninsula.” 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7749 About that Roll part … 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
7750 I was thinking maybe, ‘Nearer My God To Thee,’ but we could do ‘Great Balls of Fire’ I guess 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
7751 I still think you’re dragging a bit Spike and I think it’s worth going over it one more time 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
7752 I don’t think we’re going to have time for the free form jazz odyssey Nigel. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
7753 I think it’s a good time for me to go solo. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
7754 Dino...I'm sick and tired of your dad ruining our show with his sky-bowling antics!" Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point, Oregon 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
7755 You're gonna get this rhythm if it kills me. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
7756 Ok guys let’s play our most request song”Theme from Jurassic Park” 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
7757 Guys, if we call ourselves the "Falling Stones," do you think we'll still be rocking 50 years from now? 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
7758 Okay guys, together now, one . . . two . . . "It's the end of the world as I know it . . .'' 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
7759 Goodness gracious! Great balls of fire!" #TopGunSoundtrack #JerryLeeLewi 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
7760 I hope you guys like Space Rock. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
7761 Man o man that was prehistoric 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
7762 It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel… 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
7763 We better move up the Last Call tonight! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
7764 Don’t they know...it’s the ennnd of the woroold... 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
7765 Why are your lyrics always so gloom and doom? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
7766 Had to find something to do cuz social media is down. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
7767 How became Dinosaurs." Earle Jacobs III, East Windsor, N 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
7768 OK, Ty—I'm convinced. I'll learn 'Great Balls of Fire.' 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
7769 Too late to change the end of this song? 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
7770 Jeez, we've got a cartoonist chronicler who doesn't believe in science 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
7771 Maybe we can get dinashore to sing with us! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
7772 Ladies and gentlemen,introducing Chicxulub and the impactors. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
7773 okay guys...we have time for one more set 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
7774 Hey boys,I think the gig is up. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
7775 We can cover "It's the end of the world as we know it." Or how about the Doors? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7776 Hey guys do you think we have time for another set? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
7777 We are still making a profit, gentlemen. Keep playing. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
7778 Guys lets play one oldie but goldie from Jerry Lee Lewis 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
7779 Volcanoes, meteor shower. Is it the end of the world. If its so lets do what we love the most The Last Band of the world. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
7780 This isn't the kind of rock I was imagining 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7781 the true story of how punk rock died. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
7782 I did’t mean this when i said let’s rock and roll until the end 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
7783 How about "Starlight, star bright, first star I see tonight" ? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
7784 Final call. Let's finish this set and go home. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
7785 Let's wrap up guys, our next concert will be held in heaven 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
7786 I know I said ‘I want to rock,’ but… 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
7787 Does anyone know what comes after 'Leonard Bernstein'? Or before? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
7788 Queens of the Stone Age" is a great name, but there is a proble 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
7789 I am so sick of this "life isn't worth living" emo music! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
7790 REM was right--it IS the end of the world as we know it! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
7791 If there's one thing I've learned from the Titanic, it's keep playing and we'll end up in the movie! 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
7792 Hold the Jerry Lee Lewis covers. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
7793 Don't worry. It's only for dash cam dinosaurs. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
7794 I have a feeling this will be the end of the tour. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
7795 ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
7796 It's hectic. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
7797 Sorry guys, I just think it’s time for me to pursue my solo act 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
7798 No future, right? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
7799 What do you mean for to leave an our track? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
7800 At least the mammoths like 'Get It On'. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7801 Yes, I suppose in a way we _are_ all cousins. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7802 The kistoferwakin spirit speaks but I don’t know what a ‘cowbell’ is! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7803 I’ve got the next line! What do you think of “Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!” 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
7804 Guys, we can skip 'In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida' this time. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
7805 Do you know if anyone has ever recorded a song called "Great Balls of Fire?" 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
7806 We can't use that. There's already a band called Dinosaur Jr. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7807 Although we've come, To the end of the road, Still I can't let go, It's unnatural, You belong to me, I belong to you 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
7808 I came in like a meeeeeteoorrr!!” - Mileysauru 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
7809 Now I understand why Denver was running when he suddenly said "I leave the band"... 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
7810 I didn't think this through, guys. My arms can't strum. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
7811 Does anyone know what comes after 5,6,7…? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
7812 Dino, our lead singer, where he be? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
7813 Yeah, we'll definitely have to go with amplifiers." 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
7814 We are about to invent pyrotechnics...Rock on! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
7815 … but do we feel fine? ( 🎼it’s the end of the world as we know it 🎼) 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
7816 Let's wish our record becomes an earth shocking success! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7817 If that hits during the concert tonight, we're finished. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7818 Don't know who booked this gig, but might be the worst one yet. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
7819 Just a little more percussion, I think. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7820 Forget the count-in. We don’t have the time. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7821 They were shaking , but thought of the girl who was strawberry blond, and “the band played on”? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7822 That’s why they call us the “alien rockets” 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7823 No encore tonight fellas...” OR “We need more cowbell!” 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7824 Come on guys, we don’t want to be one of those non-encore bands! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7825 It’s a sign, we’ll rock the lists. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7826 Hey guys, should we start with Winds of Change by Scorpions? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7827 Quick...stop playing great balls of fire. The rock gods are angry. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
7828 Great Balls of Fire was the last cover song T Rex ever performed! After that, they were iced! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
7829 „I was dancing when i was twelve…“ 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7830 And now for our version of Pink Floyd's Great Gig in the Sky. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
7831 the dinosaur rock band 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
7832 playing environmental policy 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
7833 Dear me, will this be the end of punk-rock? 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
7834 You know how we hoped the new single would be number one with a bullet?… 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
7835 We have a huge fan-base in their planet, light years away." 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7836 We have no idea how to play these however we heard that FOSSILS PLAY AN INSTRUMENTAL way of revealing the past 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7837 Told you I was not convinced about this gig. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7838 I made up this song called It’s the End of The World as we Know it 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7839 🎶 “Great Ball of Fire” ☄️ 🦕🦖 Later Balls of Fire. . 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7840 Aw come on, we're not that bad. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7841 Did anyone check the weather forecast before booking this gig? 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
7842 They tell me , we’re on the eve of destruction. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7843 So much for that meteoric rise to fame. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7844 Let's reprise Jerry Lee Lewis before it's too late. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7845 Gives new poignancy to “ Closing Time.” Or should we do “Until the 12th of Never?” 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
7846 I suggest we keep smiling and pick up the tempo 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
7847 No more songs about asteroids, Fred, okay? They make my anxiety play up. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
7848 Well, That's a wrap! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7849 How about”Dino Punk?” 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7850 I think we’ve got time for one more. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7851 I knew we should’ve started with the European leg 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7852 OK, instead of Rock and Roll, maybe we call it Duck and Cover? 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
7853 We got a call to play on the Titanic but it may be too late. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7854 Ok,great balls of fire on 3..2..1 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
7855 So guys, I'm afraid this will be the end of Tyrannosaurus rex blue grass music. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
7856 Let's keep playing...YOLO, right? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
7857 So does this make us a one-hit wonder? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
7858 Closing time: you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
7859 I can kiss my G-string goodbye. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7860 Okay guys, hit it! "And I say it's alright, do, do, do, do." 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7861 Lets go out with "Time to say goodbye" 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7862 I have a feeling we might need to play faster” 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7863 This venue needs power. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7864 The title is Meteorite. The lyrics go: “ Cause you've got the night To light up the sky A meteorite in front of every eye A shooting star Your fame is a flame…” 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7865 I think it's time for our grand finale. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7866 This may be a sign to break up the band. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7867 I'm playing as meaty is I can. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
7868 There's a country song about this but I can't remember the chords. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
7869 The X638 Trio to Earthlings: 'We're sick of Johnny Mathis Christmas discs!' 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
7870 Maybe we shouldn't have turned "Come on to my house into rock music". 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
7871 Talk about perfect tempo. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
7872 Last chance to dance, Big Bend! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
7873 It’s fine, we didn’t get to prepare the bis anyway. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
7874 Think we should amp it a little? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
7875 This may be our last gig, fellas. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
7876 Wait, here comes junior 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
7877 A meteor-for the Stones longevity. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
7878 For our next song: It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
7879 I wish we could stick to the musical kind of rock. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
7880 Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n Roll 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
7881 Could I get my drink tickets now? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
7882 Looks like this could be our last song, guys.” LB Hewitt, Encinitas, C 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
7883 The Three about to go on tour in search of the new Super Star tracked 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
7884 You’ve been a great audience … we might be here all week. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
7885 I think we have time for one more 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
7886 That will rocked. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
7887 The Kingston Trio. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
7888 Yes, we may perish, but not even that asteroid can kill pop punk. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
7889 And the band roared on… 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
7890 that's not what we meant when we said our passion was rock 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
7891 Maybe we should play "Free Bird" during the regular set? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
7892 I think we have competition 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
7893 Don't worry about it - it'll pass-just like file sharing! 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
7894 Why the rush to learn 'The End of the World as We Know It'? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
7895 Turns out REM's hit song was actually a cover. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
7896 Speaking of rock gods... 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
7897 I knew it was a bad idea to open for Queens of the Stone Age. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7898 Anybody got a cigarette? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
7899 This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steering clear! 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
7900 Ummm, maybe we should change that new song title from “Instinct”to “Extinct”. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7901 You sent that letter about the rotten tomatoes? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
7902 Rex, if you don't tune that piano before our next gig, we might as well drop off the face of the Earth. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7903 At least there's no need for a smoke machine anymore. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
7904 Guys, I think our kind of music is dying out. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
7905 Let’s not worry about the encore so much and just focus on getting to the show 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7906 MAYBE IT LIKES OUR CHORD GHANGES 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
7907 This might be the end of rock and roll. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
7908 Play faster, guys! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7909 OK, let's try it one more time, now, give it everything you got; what was just a jam session will forever be remembered as the day that three guys made the temperature of the world go beyond the boiling point..2-3-4! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7910 I knew rock-and-roll would be a disaster! 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
7911 Wait a few minutes before you hit the first note. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
7912 do they sell bravery pills anywhere? 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
7913 I hope we don’t become a one hit wonder kind of band 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7914 I’ve always wanted to direct 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
7915 This next song’s a new one called Dawn’s a Silly Bitch Who Gave Away a Kidney and Posted About It, and it’s not about our drummer Dawn. But, look, if she doesn’t like it, I’m an artist, fuck her, criticizing me is super racist. Alright, from the top. 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
7916 Hey, at least we don't have to play an encore." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
7917 Which planet is our next concert 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7918 Okay! One, two, rex, four! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7919 Maybe we want to rethink calling ourselves The Asteroids. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7920 Through the fire and the flames, do we carry on? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7921 …and now we’ll be covering ‘Dark Side of the Moon’” ☄️ 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7922 It reminds of that depressing film by Lars von Trieratops 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7923 Hold up a sec, there must be a mistake here - the lyrics say it starts with an earthquake! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7924 How can I help you? 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
7925 Another frontman lost. Extinction will be the death of this band. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
7926 MY favorite track from 'Wednesday Morning, 3 AM'? For that one, I'm gonna have to do some looking up. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7927 Let's call it "Meteor on the Mountain." 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
7928 So, anyway… here’s “Wonderwall”… 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7929 Mick showed me this move... 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7930 Our encore days are behind us 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7931 And now, let's play "Nearer my God to thee" 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7932 OK guys. Barney, give us a beat, Dino, follow my riff, all three on the chorus, “Rock and Roll is here to stay, it won’t ever go away.” 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7933 How do you feel about being a one hit wonder 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7934 At least we don't have to pay for our own pyrotechnics, right guys? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7935 Is that fireball from a fan, or should we call it a night? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7936 Do we know any Oldies? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7937 Good news, that hot pterodactyl we heard wants a tryout as our new vocalist ! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7938 OK lets hit it. This will be our last finale! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
7939 Nuts, just when we were finding our groove. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7940 Excuse me madam,do you happen to have a hair dryer in your bag 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
7941 Time for a song about Chicks I love 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
7942 You’ll like this one, it’s a gas. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
7943 I guess this really is the death of rock n' roll 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
7944 I think we should name ourselves the 'MJT' or 'Modern Jazz Trio.' 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
7945 Here we go again ... see you in a few decades. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
7946 Like a Rolling Stone..." literally 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
7947 We’re warming up for the Flaming Asteroids 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7948 Call for “Last Dance” and we won’t need drums! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7949 Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
7950 Not owning amplifiers for the guitar and keyboard is really holding our band back. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7951 Fuck it. This next one is gonna be a new song instead. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
7952 Thanks for coming out, that’s our time. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
7953 Wasn't that asteroid going to join our rock band? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
7954 Cordless 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7955 Luckily, they didn't use a drome/ 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7956 Beach boys after 2200 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7957 Ready Marc? Let's try that Dirty sweet line again. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7958 Whoa - is that a cookie comet? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
7959 Is this the beginning or the end of dinosaur rock? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7960 It's an odd request, but yes we know 'Nearer, My God, To Thee.' 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7961 A true artist needs some suffering 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7962 Oh no, it's the Ramones comet! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7963 I think it's time to play Freebird. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7964 A Dream of Autumn 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
7965 Middle eight ball 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
7966 That reminds me. Wanna go bowling once our arms grow long enough? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
7967 It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine??" -During their cover of an REM song, T-Bone's surprise, chorus-ending inflection did not sit well with the rest of the band 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7968 I say we call ourselves “The meteors”. End of discussion. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
7969 Flaming asteroid dead ahead, but play on! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
7970 Only one song makes sense here 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7971 Play it like there's no tomorrow! Sara Heap, Bethesda MD Sara.heap@Gmail.com 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
7972 Don't worry. Just like us, rock n' roll will never die. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7973 Any idea what that thing is,Peter? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7974 Don't you think you guys are catastrophizing just a wee bit? Rock 'n Roll will never die. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7975 It's Bill Haley's tenor sax guy! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7976 What the hell is Soft Rock?!? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
7977 Maybe being a garage band isn't such a bad idea. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7978 I told you it was a bad idea to play Bruno Mars 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
7979 The next song will be, "What to Do When Rome Burns" 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
7980 It’s the end of the world as we know and I feel fine. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
7981 In fact, rock & rock did die once, long ago. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7982 Looks like we made another banger 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7983 Rock on … its way to destroy us! 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7984 The original Beetles would have been such a hit,but for… 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7985 This is not what we meant by rock and role!! 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
7986 Maybe a bad time, but I'd like to focus more on my side project for a while. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7987 Time to rock and roll! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7988 Think we're ready for our world tour? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
7989 All things considered, I think we should change the lyrics 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7990 Do you think that they will taste good? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7991 Oh! We're a slow burning tune. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7992 Our rock is great, it'll be a huge hit! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7993 Big Break, alright… 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7994 *speech bubble from side of screen* “Play Wonderwall” 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7995 Looks like the oil giants won. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7996 The party's over 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
7997 Maybe we should postpone 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
7998 I think our sound is about to get swept aside by heavy metal rock. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
7999 Through the fire and the flames 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
8000 You do realize that people are going to be paying to hear this, right? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
8001 Oh well, we never did figure out how to amplify. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
8002 Fine. It was me. I grumpied on the tour bus. What's the point of having a toilet on a bus if you can't use it?! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
8003 / This is the end of the world as we know it! 😅 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
8004 It may not be the right time for And You Don't Believe You're On The Eve Of Extinction . . . 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
8005 Goodnight, goodnight, until we meet again Adios, Au Revoir, Auf Wiedersehn 'til then And though it's always sweet sorrow to part You know you'll always remain in my heart Goodnight, sleep tight, and pleasant dreams to you Here's a wish and a prayer… 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
8006 Looks like we should start rearranging those bar stools over there. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
8007 Might be time for Auld Lang Syne 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
8008 If you touch an instrument one more time, Jerry, I'll kill ya! Geez, I didn't know you meant that literally. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
8009 Uh, guys - okay if we pick up the tempo on this one? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
8010 Well, let's play the music of extinct dinosaurs: " Ah one, and ah two, and ah..." 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
8011 Ok, let's take it halfway from the top this time. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
8012 I know we’re all eager to finish this record, but I think we need to take our time finding our sound. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
8013 Maybe only one encore tonight, guys? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
8014 "Great Balls of Fire.' Hit it." 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
8015 Famous musicians The Meteors played their final show to an abrupt and ironic ending. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
8016 In retrospect, the “Flaming Stones” was probably not the most appropriate band name. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
8017 And we worked so hard on our encore, too. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
8018 The stage must go on despite a flaming stone in the air. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
8019 If this is doomsday, we can stop worrying about the % of future royalties on our next contract! 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
8020 Ted,I thought I told you to cool it with the light show. It 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
8021 Hey, guys. What do you think about calling ourselves "The Dead Dinosaurs." 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
8022 Ba-dum-tss boom 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
8023 Looks like we’re not the only one hit wonders anymore 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
8024 Looks like we should cancel that Peoria gig. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8025 Let's play like it's the end of the world. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8026 Do you think we should make this song our last hurrah? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8027 We won't have time for an encore. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8028 Music amidst ⛰ 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8029 One (meteor) hit wonder 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8030 Maybe we should go back to singing a Capella. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
8031 ‘’Now I get why our manager insisted on band name TITANIC…’‘ 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
8032 ‘🎶 That’s a cookie, everything here is rookie🎶 ’ 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
8033 Sorry Foks, no Easter Egg 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8034 Should we take a set break? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8035 I know this guy named Keith Richards that wants to jam with us. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8036 What was that old number we used to play? Was it Impact Crater Blues? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8037 The Argentinosaurus wants us to play on. And I think this isn’t going to end well. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
8038 Oops. No time for a third take. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
8039 Let's call ourselves the One Hit Wonders! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
8040 Quick. Play 'It's all over now, baby blue' 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
8041 We close with our favorite, "Til the end of time". 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8042 Let's slow down and get this right we have plenty of time --+--- How can I write songs nothing bad has ever happened to me 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
8043 I just had an inspiration. How about, 'Time is short and I just don't know what I'm going to do with it!' 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
8044 At least they can't tell us to turn it down 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
8045 How about a tango to close, then? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
8046 Take it from the top, but let’s pick up the tempo. We may be short on time. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
8047 I guess we play Heat Of The Moment for the closer? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
8048 Last one,best one! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
8049 My Lucky Flying V failed US. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
8050 Welcome To The New Age, To The New Age - Imagine Dragons 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
8051 Dang were having spicy meatballs for lunch again 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
8052 Looks like we're gonna have bass after all! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
8053 You don't know Lee Greenwood? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
8054 Anyone know that REM song? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
8055 I think it might be a while before we can play our encore. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
8056 ‘This is Extinction Event!’ 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
8057 @yyemss ‘ no but like we literally *can’t* follow that ‘ 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
8058 I feel like the Rolling Stones 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
8059 We’re going to have to hook up with the Electric Eel Enterprise. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
8060 The next atraction: On Fire's band 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
8061 Fly me to Gomorthra, and let me play among the stars! 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
8062 So,I guess it wasn’t just hype. It looks like this really is our last world tour. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
8063 If a rock / rap album is a bad idea, you'll have to prove it to me. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
8064 Uh, I don't THINK that the meteorite will stop us from making a hit. The atmosphere will take care of it. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
8065 Looks like we burnt up the sun. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
8066 Hey, guys!! Do you think this gig is going to be our Last appearance? 1.0781 0.04621 64 61 1 2
8067 Guys, we better come up with something soon......we're due to be extinct in a few millenia. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
8068 Next song we should play is: Climate Change…..what a croc 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
8069 We'll have to wait for Jerry Lee Lewis . . . 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
8070 Leo-nard Bern-stein! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
8071 No worries boys! 65 million years from now we will be uber famous as Tejano band “Selena y Los Dinos”! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
8072 I think we'll have to close with '10th Avenue Freeze-out' 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
8073 Gentlemen, it has been a pleasure playing with you tonight” Daniele Boninsegna, Milan, Ital 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
8074 We are lucky that we can play without wearing masks. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
8075 Don’t act frightened. Just keep playing. Let’s not give scientists any ideas. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
8076 What about "Nearer, My God, to Thee" in F major? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
8077 It's getting harder and harder to ignore the internet trolls' comets. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
8078 RIAA has announced a hit that is going to surpass the dino interaction, so Gentleman, it has been a privilege playing with you. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
8079 You give us more drum need than we need 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
8080 Rumor has it he has two phones,one for the plug and one for the load 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
8081 The original version: I fell into a burning ring of fire,and it came down,down,and the flames went higher. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
8082 Wake me up when September ends 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
8083 Ok, who booked this gig for us? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
8084 I guess He really did want to hear "Free Bird". 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8085 Iiiiiit's the end of the world as we know it. Iiiiit's the end of the world as we know it. And I feel...... 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8086 Hey Chris, you renewed the renter’s insurance right?” 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8087 Yeah.. that tracks 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8088 This Dinosaur band is dynomite! 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
8089 so no-one told you life was gonna end this way 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
8090 C-major,a hummable chorus,and less than three minutes…hit it! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
8091 All that practice paid off, boys. We've got a great career in front of us. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
8092 'let's keep singing the vaxxx mandate is good song to our woke base' 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
8093 Do you really think that the doom and gloom of heavy metal is needed here? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8094 That last tune feels irrelevant. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
8095 And they were saying rock'n'roll is a dying art 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8096 We ruled as meat eaters, but we bow to the meteor. We are all but meat in the hands [of] the gods. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
8097 🎶 “I can see a new horizon 🎶 Underneath the blazin' sky 🎶 I'll be where the eagle's flyin‘ 🎶 Higher and higher” 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8098 We are never playing “ I wanna rock” again 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
8099 The d(s)oors play an eerie rendition of This Is The End. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
8100 How about doomsday??!!! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
8101 Quick! "Out in the Country!" Before the sun is just a bright spot in the night time. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
8102 OMG, rhythm! We need to be totally in sync with one another to remain in sync with the universe! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
8103 Rock and roll is here to stay. It will never die. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
8104 Ah, if she could only sing ! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
8105 Goodness,Gracious,what’s something we haven’t played in a while? 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
8106 Well, I think T-Rex is a great name for a band. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
8107 Guys, The Show Must Go On, so let’s play The Last Carnival before We’re Dancing With Mr. D. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
8108 I think we should skip the drumb solo. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
8109 Do you know 'The End' by The Doors? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
8110 Hey guys, maybe we should switch from dino tunes to heavy rock, now! 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
8111 Geez, I finally found my pod…we’re three peas in a pod. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
8112 We'd better skip the lento section and jump right to the presto finale. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
8113 gentlesaurs, it has been the honor of a epoch 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
8114 Last song dinosaurs. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
8115 What say we play an olde? Stars fell over Alabama. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
8116 Hey, what do you guys think of the name ‘Marc Nolan’ for the band 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
8117 Geez. The trumpet player is late yet again. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
8118 I told you we should never cover Little Richard’s great balls of fire! 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
8119 I don't think we have time to rehearse all of Quadrophenia. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
8120 Another band practice cut short for getting too out of control 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
8121 …You decided to go with the cheaper vendor for the fireworks package? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
8122 Quick what is that song by the doors in that movie Apocalypse? 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
8123 “Here comes Rocky. He always goes for the grand entrance.” 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8124 Here comes Milt. You better get away from the vibes. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8125 Unfortunately, Rex and the Short Armed Rockers has been eliminated before the Live Shows 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8126 Auf Weidersehn 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
8127 You ordered pyrotechnics, didn't you, Steve. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
8128 That’s it guys, we’re definitely opening with “Hells Bells.” 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
8129 Not cool! You forgot to attach your toupee 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
8130 I don’t think we’ll being getting to number one on the top forty 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
8131 You are terrible at keyboards. @lornajeni 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
8132 That was a REAL rock band! 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
8133 Happy EarthDay toooo youuuu…Now blow out the candles. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
8134 Live from future Joshua Tree @rufusdusol 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
8135 I propose "The Chicxulub Lonely Hearts Club Band"...what you you think...? 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
8136 Let's play a rock hit. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
8137 Just when we master Heavy Metal, along comes Death Metal 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
8138 I told you we shoulda gone in first, but nooo…. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
8139 Uh I think the speakers aren't working, there's a really loud banging... 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
8140 Dammit Rex, your Melisma is literally killing us. You’re not Mariah, wrap it up! 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
8141 Well, McGuire, I know we've reserved studio time, but I'm not sure this tune is really on the Eve of Production. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
8142 Look it's not the end of the world, we'll find a new practice room for next time. There's plenty of space out there. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
8143 That asteroid's about to ruin our whole career. 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
8144 OOOH! That just sent a chill up my spine. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
8145 We said bring the heat, but don't you think this might be a bit much? 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
8146 Is the next song on the play list the Extinction or Environment song? 1.0471 0.02311 85 81 4 0
8147 Alright guys, so this next one is an acoustic cover of one our favorite artists, Chief Keef. The song's called "Faneto" — a one, a two, a one, two, three, four! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
8148 We're gonna have to change the band's nane. Maybe the name Demolition instead of Evolution will work better for us. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
8149 what rhymes with ‘Bernstein’” 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
8150 Who needs bass when you’ve got a bang 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
8151 Maybe we should change our name-- I don't think "The Fossil Boys" is catching on" 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
8152 I'm shifting the set list. Next up - REM's 'It's The End of the World As We Know it' 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
8153 I guess we don’t have time for that medley now… 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0