Contest #775


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775

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Can’t believe we’re opening for Genesis.”
  2. “Face it. It’ll be millions of years before we’re discovered.”
  3. “They’ll never know what we used our tiny arms for.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-10-10T16:32:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-10-24T16:33:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-10-18T16:33:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued October 25, 2021
Number of captions 8154
Number of responses 837648
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Can’t believe we’re opening for Genesis. 1.8856 0.01362 3680 1490 1121 1069
1 I wish we had done the sex and drugs first. 1.8839 0.01191 4704 1875 1500 1329
2 They'll never know what we used our tiny arms for. 1.8733 0.01335 3717 1496 1196 1025
3 Is this the day the music died? 1.8643 0.01308 3700 1456 1290 954
4 An ironic end to our meteoric rise. 1.8577 0.01502 2818 1124 971 723
5 It looks like we're the closing act. 1.8531 0.01293 3498 1318 1376 804
6 Stairway to Heaven, guys, the short version. 1.8523 0.01386 3344 1357 1124 863
7 Let's skip "Time Is On My Side" and close with "Great Balls of Fire." 1.8509 0.01337 3569 1443 1215 911
8 Face it. It’ll be millions of years before we’re discovered. 1.8507 0.01750 2116 867 698 551
9 Yesterday all our troubles seemed so far away. 1.8431 0.01482 2829 1135 1003 691
10 Look, if you forget a note or two it's not the end of the world 1.8362 0.01584 2356 921 900 535
11 Ok, this time play like there's no tomorrow. 1.8335 0.01620 2361 960 834 567
12 We did say it was the farewell tour. 1.8307 0.01480 2551 965 1053 533
13 We'd like to end with "Great Balls of Fire" 1.8303 0.01604 2386 969 853 564
14 We should probably pick up the tempo. 1.8277 0.01296 3442 1342 1351 749
15 Oh great, now its a farewell tour 1.8271 0.01335 3453 1413 1224 816
16 People will dig us, eventually. 1.8221 0.01912 1737 733 580 424
17 You know boys, I think this one is going to be a massive hit! 1.8217 0.01466 2888 1199 1005 684
18 And now, for our last number... 1.8199 0.01500 2737 1133 964 640
19 On the plus side, "Mass Extinction" is a really cool band name. 1.8192 0.01416 3109 1300 1071 738
20 Any final requests? 1.8191 0.01534 2560 1044 935 581
21 So what, no one showed up to see us. It's not like it's the end of the world. 1.8187 0.01656 2085 819 825 441
22 Any last requests? 1.8184 0.01314 3557 1474 1255 828
23 I see that we have time for one last request... 1.8149 0.01338 3253 1304 1247 702
24 Dang it, I broke another guitar string. This day can’t get any worse. 1.8075 0.01552 2514 1049 900 565
25 Staying Alive" or "Stairway to Heaven"? Your call guys 1.8042 0.01651 2222 933 791 498
26 Okay guys. 'Eve of Destruction' in C. 1.8033 0.01644 2273 965 790 518
27 This could set music back 65 million years. 1.7955 0.01649 2225 947 786 492
28 C’mon guys. Let’s play like there is no tomorrow! 1.7884 0.01582 2353 994 863 496
29 I slept with your girlfriend. 1.7840 0.01620 2639 1260 689 690
30 We're still getting paid, right? 1.7809 0.01528 2460 1035 929 496
31 Knocking' on Heaven's Door" Hit it , boys 1.7799 0.01862 1658 699 625 334
32 So no encore then? 1.7756 0.01572 2255 938 885 432
33 He could have just asked us to stop. 1.7727 0.01816 1914 871 607 436
34 Well, if you didn't hire a special effects guy, who did? 1.7705 0.01688 2044 883 747 414
35 I think we are going to have to do this in one take. 1.7685 0.01635 1983 808 826 349
36 Well, I guess it's better to burn out, than to fade away! 1.7682 0.01763 1838 787 690 361
37 Here Comes the Sun” in G 1.7680 0.01732 1953 851 704 398
38 Don't worry,if they don't like us,it's not the end of the world. 1.7674 0.01760 1939 860 670 409
39 We need to nail this in one take 1.7636 0.01751 1802 761 706 335
40 Here for one night only. 1.7570 0.01861 1634 709 613 312
41 We'll finish with 'Goodness,Gracious,Great Balls of Fire" 1.7569 0.02059 1444 660 475 309
42 Look on the bright side. We won’t have to play at any more weddings. 1.7536 0.01912 1546 674 579 293
43 Guys, we're about to become a one hit wonder. 1.7534 0.01976 1529 691 524 314
44 And for our final number... 1.7528 0.01970 1517 680 532 305
45 'Great Balls of Fire!' Are you sure? 1.7522 0.01997 1493 675 513 305
46 The real Day the Music Died. 1.7477 0.02132 1407 672 418 317
47 Bill Haley and the comet is a good name! 1.7429 0.02101 1311 591 466 254
48 That's it! We'll call ourselves EXTINCT! 1.7416 0.02147 1285 589 439 257
49 Hey, let’s play this one like there’s no tomorrow! 1.7411 0.02167 1259 577 431 251
50 we may regret calling this a farewell tour 1.7400 0.02142 1273 580 444 249
51 I always thought it would be climate change. 1.7395 0.02243 1217 572 390 255
52 And now for our last song - Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire. Thank you, Jurassic Age, you’ve been great! 1.7384 0.02207 1227 569 410 248
53 And for our last number ... 1.7367 0.02312 1143 539 366 238
54 This is not the kind of meteoric hit we dreamed about. 1.7353 0.02145 1175 514 458 203
55 Should we close with "Eve of Destruction" or "Wipe Out"? 1.7306 0.02365 1110 534 341 235
56 Let's pick up the tempo just a bit. 1.7299 0.02225 1096 485 422 189
57 Maybe shorten the drum solo, Jeff. 1.7238 0.02340 1003 452 376 175
58 Guys,I need you to play like there’s no tomorrow. 1.7227 0.02522 988 485 292 211
59 We've got time for one more. 1.7224 0.02329 987 439 383 165
60 We're going to have to skip the drum solo. 1.7215 0.02321 973 428 388 157
61 Do we still close with: ‘Don’t Worry Be Happy’? 1.7204 0.02474 962 455 321 186
62 I don't think this band is going to evolve any further. 1.7198 0.02357 953 423 374 156
63 …and for our last number, “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door 1.7191 0.02509 940 447 310 183
64 Okay, fellas, let’s call it an era. 1.7148 0.02583 852 398 299 155
65 We'll end with 'Great Balls of Fire'. 1.7140 0.02538 888 417 308 163
66 Our closing number will be Stairway to Heaven. 1.7136 0.02566 887 422 297 168
67 Let’s change our name to ‘The Grateful Dead’ 1.7133 0.02679 879 439 253 187
68 Goodness, gracious, great ball of fire, guys! 1.7108 0.02622 861 415 280 166
69 This might be a bigger hit than we thought! 1.7099 0.02603 848 402 290 156
70 The only survivors of all this will probably be beatles. 1.7092 0.02685 839 411 261 167
71 Um, how 'bout we skip the solos and go straight to the big finish? 1.7079 0.02506 832 374 327 131
72 Well, rock ‘n’ roll will never die! 1.7053 0.02647 794 372 284 138
73 That's it!... we'll call the song "Great Balls of Fire"! 1.7008 0.02834 752 373 231 148
74 Just like that, their meteoric rise on the charts ended. 1.6991 0.02845 741 367 230 144
75 Okay, so I'm a little off-key. It's not like it's the end of the world. 1.6989 0.02797 744 362 244 138
76 OK fellas, ready for the big finish? 1.6983 0.02723 769 370 261 138
77 I think we’re close to a big hit. 1.6963 0.02826 721 350 240 131
78 I would rather die in a flaming inferno than play another bar mitzvah. 1.6942 0.03014 677 343 198 136
79 I'm just leaving the band, Steve. It's not the end of the world! 1.6934 0.02785 724 348 250 126
80 That sucks! Right after we evolved opposable thumbs 1.6928 0.02882 690 336 230 124
81 I think it’s time for “band on the run”. 1.6926 0.02901 693 341 224 128
82 Thanks for coming out everyone, this is gonna be our last song 1.6923 0.02766 689 320 261 108
83 Let's do a short version of "Stairway to Heaven." 1.6901 0.02908 668 324 227 117
84 Guess we'll have to settle for being a one hit wonder. 1.6901 0.03192 584 292 181 111
85 They said our rise was meteoric, so this is somewhat ironic. 1.6894 0.02938 660 322 221 117
86 There goes the whole East Coast tour. 1.6892 0.02962 666 330 213 123
87 We have a request for The Minute Waltz 1.6869 0.02917 642 307 229 106
88 And we thought the reviews would kill us. 1.6863 0.02976 644 316 214 114
89 The day the music died. 1.6850 0.03092 635 324 187 124
90 I slept with your sister. 1.6847 0.03186 628 330 166 132
91 Just keep playin'. Rock and Roll will never die. 1.6815 0.03052 606 298 203 105
92 Any last minute requests? 1.6813 0.03023 637 319 202 116
93 I have a feeling that we’re not getting paid again. 1.6811 0.02885 624 293 237 94
94 Yeah - I think more cowbell is the least of our problems. 1.6809 0.03059 611 303 200 108
95 Maybe we should rethink the album thing and just go for a single. 1.6781 0.02907 640 309 228 103
96 Let's go out with 'Here Comes the Sun'. 1.6727 0.03326 553 289 156 108
97 🎼 “Oh I fell in to a burning ring of fire“ 🎶 ☄️ 1.6727 0.03242 556 283 172 101
98 Let’s end our session with Great Balls of Fire 1.6708 0.03176 562 282 183 97
99 Guess we only have time for one more. 1.6704 0.03031 540 252 214 74
100 That's gonna set us back a couple of million years. 1.6690 0.03134 574 288 188 98
101 OK fellas... play it like there's no tomorrow. 1.6684 0.03267 564 294 163 107
102 Play like there is no tomorrow 1.6673 0.03183 559 282 181 96
103 Ok, last tune and we'll call it an epoch. 1.6640 0.03220 506 246 184 76
104 You’ve been a great crowd. We’ve got time for just one more 1.6634 0.03294 508 254 171 83
105 OK boys, ‘It’s the end of the world as we know it’, key of C 1.6633 0.03365 499 253 161 85
106 We may need to cut the drum solo. 1.6620 0.03365 497 252 161 84
107 Once more with feeling - 'And now, the end is near...' " 1.6602 0.03258 518 260 174 84
108 I missed one note, guys. It’s not the end of the world. 1.6584 0.03442 486 251 150 85
109 Ok, we'll call ourselves 'the grateful dead'." 1.6576 0.03558 479 255 133 91
110 I think we should up the tempo a bit. 1.6570 0.03227 481 231 184 66
111 Come on baby, light my fire... 1.6562 0.03326 480 238 169 73
112 I preferred when girls just threw their underwear. 1.6556 0.03530 482 256 136 90
113 next set, "Band on the Run?" 1.6541 0.03264 477 232 178 67
114 I guess we are going to be a one hit wonder. 1.6531 0.03320 467 229 171 67
115 Let's call it Rock Music. It will last forever. 1.6519 0.03519 474 250 139 85
116 Big finish! 1.6503 0.03433 469 240 153 76
117 Quick, drumroll. 1.6486 0.03574 444 231 138 75
118 Looks like this is the end of our set. Next up is, Mammals, I think. 1.6473 0.04429 292 153 89 50
119 Sorry folks, looks like we only have time for one more. 1.6469 0.03550 439 226 142 71
120 Any final requests from the audience? 1.6453 0.03520 437 223 146 68
121 And…uh…for our final number… 1.6438 0.03485 452 233 147 72
122 Looks like we're gonna be one-hit wonders." 1.6427 0.03516 445 230 144 71
123 Do you guys know "Stairway To Heaven"? 1.6416 0.03442 438 220 155 63
124 And good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye 1.6407 0.03753 423 229 117 77
125 Eve of Destruction... from the top! 1.6406 0.03825 409 222 112 75
126 Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away . . . . 1.6406 0.03841 409 223 110 76
127 Now can I smash my guitar? 1.6389 0.03711 396 205 129 62
128 On a positive note, we will never have to play disco. 1.6388 0.03464 454 235 148 71
129 Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', This'll be the day that I die. 1.6374 0.03541 444 233 139 72
130 Let’s skip the drum solo. 1.6370 0.03604 416 215 137 64
131 Let's play this one as if there was no tomorrow 1.6350 0.03854 389 209 113 67
132 Jerry, let's skip the set list and go with "Great Balls of Fire" 1.6346 0.03763 416 226 116 74
133 This has suddenly become our farewell tour. 1.6342 0.03604 421 220 135 66
134 Next time we get paid in advance. 1.6338 0.03763 385 201 124 60
135 I got it, “The Extinctions” 1.6309 0.03715 401 212 125 64
136 Can you play Great Balls of Fire? 1.6294 0.03786 394 211 118 65
137 You don’t believe we’re on the eve of destruction? 1.6291 0.03861 364 191 117 56
138 OK, so we're NOT gonna be here all week. 1.6281 0.03909 363 193 112 58
139 We were paid in advance, right? 1.6276 0.03685 384 198 131 55
140 Maybe we shouldn't have prayed for the world's greatest hit. 1.6271 0.03764 421 233 112 76
141 Let's end with Wipe Out. 1.6264 0.03883 364 193 114 57
142 I told you trios were on the verge of extinction. 1.6250 0.03797 360 186 123 51
143 !Let's play it like there's no tomorrow. 1.6230 0.03850 382 207 112 63
144 This could be a big hit. 1.6226 0.03568 416 218 137 61
145 QUICK! Stairway to Heaven! 1.6222 0.04046 397 232 83 82
146 Maybe we shouldn't have played "Wipeout." 1.6192 0.03982 344 184 107 53
147 I guess this is our farewell tour. 1.6192 0.03762 365 190 124 51
148 Do you know “Wipe Out”? 1.6190 0.04122 336 184 96 56
149 They'll say we were One Hit Wonders ! 1.6183 0.03861 338 174 119 45
150 Well, I think we have time for just one more... 1.6180 0.03651 377 194 133 50
151 I told you rock would destroy us. 1.6147 0.04028 353 195 99 59
152 Alright, time for the big finish. 1.6144 0.03832 376 204 113 59
153 Goodbye, Cleveland. 1.6126 0.04091 333 182 98 53
154 Guys, today lets play like there is no tomorrow! 1.6125 0.03946 351 190 107 54
155 Let's close with Jim's Morrison's "Light My Fire"... but we better do the short version. 1.6123 0.04171 325 179 93 53
156 Goodness greatness great balls of fire" 1.6122 0.03815 392 217 110 65
157 Hey, Bill...maybe we should call our group 'The Comets' 1.6122 0.03746 392 213 118 61
158 So I played a few wrong notes, it's not like it's the end of the world. 1.6118 0.04085 322 173 101 48
159 Darn, just when we were starting to evolve. 1.6114 0.04012 332 178 105 49
160 Wow, so God hates 'Louie Louie' that much? 1.6102 0.04275 313 174 87 52
161 Our last song will be 'Wipe Out'.... 1.6094 0.04178 320 176 93 51
162 This isn't what I meant when I said I hoped our future would be meteoric. 1.6077 0.03861 339 178 116 45
163 I'm quitting the band and going into petroleum. 1.6074 0.04187 326 182 90 54
164 Not the bang i thought we’d go out with 1.6072 0.03759 359 189 122 48
165 Next up ; here comes the sun.. 1.6071 0.04259 336 194 80 62
166 I liked it better when they just threw beer cans. 1.6070 0.04205 313 172 92 49
167 Do you guys know ‘Wipeout’? 1.6059 0.04066 307 162 104 41
168 I think this will be a hit 1.6007 0.04191 298 161 95 42
169 Would it be the end of the world if you came in on time? 1.5988 0.04136 334 189 90 55
170 For what it's worth, Eddie with his MBA is just as screwed as we are. 1.5980 0.04369 301 171 80 50
171 Years from now, they will say it was our music that made the real impact. 1.5974 0.04193 303 166 93 44
172 I Will Survive." And uh one, two, three- 1.5969 0.04044 325 178 100 47
173 I know we’ve said it before, but ‘Welcome to ourFarewell Tour.’ 1.5967 0.03905 305 157 114 34
174 Too much pyrotechnics, Dave. 1.5967 0.04014 305 161 106 38
175 How about we make this our farewell tour? 1.5952 0.04066 289 151 104 34
176 Thank you EARTH!!! GOODNIGHT! 1.5944 0.04360 286 159 84 43
177 Let’s just go with “Nearer My God to Thee”. 1.5928 0.04074 334 188 94 52
178 Smoke on the water? Fire in the sky? Who wrote this crap? 1.5926 0.04368 297 169 80 48
179 Maybe skip the drum solo? 1.5926 0.04071 297 158 102 37
180 The Greatful Dead? What kind of name is that?! 1.5925 0.04427 292 167 77 48
181 I had made peace with fame is fleeting, but it turns out extinction is forever. 1.5904 0.04272 271 145 92 34
182 Thank you! We only have time for one more. 1.5903 0.04198 288 156 94 38
183 Come on boys - pick up the tempo. Let’s play like there’s no tomorrow! 1.5889 0.04210 287 156 93 38
184 On the bright side, I think the first take was a keeper. 1.5884 0.04014 311 168 103 40
185 Goodnight everyone, and remember to look for our music in the geological record. 1.5880 0.04290 267 143 91 33
186 One second, you’re top of the charts. The next? Boom, you’re a fossil 1.5880 0.04606 267 153 71 43
187 Okay, "Dark side of the moon" it is. 1.5867 0.04338 271 148 87 36
188 I told you we shouldn’t play “Great Balls of Fire” 1.5864 0.04316 295 167 83 45
189 Shall we end our gig, with "Great Balls of Fire"! 1.5862 0.04235 290 160 90 40
190 I think we've reached the end of an era. 1.5856 0.04214 292 161 91 40
191 Come on guys, let’s play like there’s no tomorrow! 1.5854 0.04005 287 150 106 31
192 OK,now for the big finish! 1.5849 0.04382 265 145 85 35
193 I suggest we pick up the tempo on this next one. 1.5842 0.04481 279 160 75 44
194 I guess we don't have to worry about a farewell tour. 1.5836 0.04162 281 151 96 34
195 Quickly on three lets play stairway to heaven. 1.5833 0.04432 276 156 79 41
196 Looks like we’ll only be a one-hit-wonder. 1.5821 0.04325 280 156 85 39
197 You've been a great audience. Now, we're going to close with "Eve of Destruction" 1.5816 0.04242 282 155 90 37
198 Rock and roll can never...uh oh 1.5813 0.04222 289 160 90 39
199 Let's call it our farewell tour. 1.5813 0.03987 289 152 106 31
200 So much for a second album. 1.5793 0.04280 271 148 89 34
201 All we need is one big hit. 1.5791 0.04667 278 167 61 50
202 I slept with your wife. 1.5789 0.04656 266 156 66 44
203 For our last song... 1.5788 0.04320 273 151 86 36
204 At least it won't be Joey's drug problem. 1.5787 0.04462 254 140 81 33
205 Let's skip to the end. 1.5776 0.04453 277 159 76 42
206 Maybe we should skip right to the encore. 1.5768 0.04180 293 163 91 39
207 The good news is, civilization will NOT be destroyed by rock and roll. 1.5768 0.04208 293 164 89 40
208 Goodness,Gracious,Great Ball of Fire! 1.5754 0.04212 285 158 90 37
209 Maybe we should go to our closing number? 1.5753 0.03951 299 160 106 33
210 Last song? 1.5751 0.04259 273 150 89 34
211 Wait, I thought they said meteoric rise. 1.5736 0.04224 265 143 92 30
212 Guys...It's ONE review. 1.5731 0.04617 253 145 71 37
213 Has anyone seen Bill Haley? 1.5720 0.04371 264 147 83 34
214 How does "Great Balls of Fire" sound? 1.5714 0.04435 259 145 80 34
215 Once more, with feeling, like there's no tomorrow. 1.5714 0.04272 280 157 86 37
216 When I promised our rise to fame would be meteoric, this isn’t what I had in mind… 1.5714 0.04313 266 147 86 33
217 Is "Great Balls of Fire" on our play list? 1.5709 0.04392 275 157 79 39
218 I think that we're destined to be a one-hit wonder 1.5704 0.04486 270 156 74 40
219 Hey guys look, make a wish. 1.5690 0.04590 232 128 76 28
220 Do you guys ever feel like all this rehearsing might be for nothing? 1.5686 0.04524 255 145 75 35
221 There'll be a whole lot shakin' goin' on 1.5678 0.04370 236 126 86 24
222 How about we jump to the encore? 1.5675 0.04280 252 136 89 27
223 It's gonna be a hard day's night.... 1.5672 0.04259 268 148 88 32
224 Do we all still think it’s better to burn out than fade away? 1.5663 0.04609 249 143 71 35
225 It looks like it'll be a single hit instead of a hit single... 1.5662 0.04463 272 158 74 40
226 Sixty-Five Million years of practice down the drain. 1.5661 0.05263 189 108 55 26
227 That's gonna be a tough act to follow. 1.5660 0.04491 265 153 74 38
228 I thought we all agreed no pyrotechnics. 1.5657 0.04581 251 144 72 35
229 So it will be our farewell tour. 1.5657 0.04061 297 165 96 36
230 Might as well play "Eve of Destruction" 1.5652 0.04581 230 127 76 27
231 Exactly what did you mean by "big finish"? 1.5649 0.04645 239 136 71 32
232 The science is still unclear 1.5625 0.04801 224 128 66 30
233 Let's skip the extended drum solo and go straight to the big finish. 1.5615 0.04611 244 140 71 33
234 Better pick up the tempo. 1.5603 0.04635 257 152 66 39
235 How about “Grateful Dead” for our band name? 1.5602 0.04766 241 142 63 36
236 I thought we said no to the pyrotechnics. 1.5602 0.04766 241 142 63 36
237 I don't know, Barry. "Eve of Destruction" sounds a bit dire for a pop song. 1.5598 0.04685 234 134 69 31
238 Looks like another extinction. We probably won't get paid. 1.5590 0.04473 229 125 80 24
239 Keep it short! 1.5586 0.04199 256 139 91 26
240 I say we open with "Wipe Out!" 1.5576 0.04444 269 157 74 38
241 Do you guys know Eve of Destruction? 1.5575 0.04730 226 129 68 29
242 Wait, the next band is “The Mammals”? 1.5574 0.04862 235 140 59 36
243 Do we have time for one more? 1.5565 0.04593 248 144 70 34
244 Do we know anything by Bill Haley? 1.5560 0.04658 241 140 68 33
245 Let's play the next set like there's no tomorrow. 1.5556 0.04788 225 130 65 30
246 This one's going to be a hit. 1.5551 0.04292 263 148 84 31
247 Shall we start with “Great Balls of Fire” or “Gimme Shelter?” 1.5551 0.04490 245 139 76 30
248 And now we play Earth, Wind, and Fire. 1.5551 0.04696 236 137 67 32
249 I think we have time for one more...you guys know 'Here Comes the Sun'? 1.5546 0.04511 238 134 76 28
250 Well that makes rehearsal pointless. 1.5546 0.04589 238 136 72 30
251 This is called ‘Wipeout’, it’s going to be a huge hit”. 1.5546 0.05114 229 142 47 40
252 What happened to when they just threw tomatoes? 1.5539 0.04825 204 114 67 23
253 We will we will rock you ! 1.5537 0.04339 242 133 84 25
254 I know - let's call it rock music. 1.5528 0.04477 246 140 76 30
255 Now for our final number and I do mean final number. 1.5525 0.04803 219 126 65 28
256 This light show is BEST ever! 1.5511 0.04665 225 128 70 27
257 ‘Still beats a wedding gig.’ 1.5505 0.05139 198 116 55 27
258 This band later re-formed as the Byrds. 1.5495 0.04965 222 133 56 33
259 Good thing this is our farewell tour. 1.5493 0.04723 213 120 69 24
260 Don't worry. Fox News says this will all have blown over by Summertime. 1.5485 0.05081 206 122 55 29
261 Megadeth seemed like a cool name at the time. 1.5468 0.04896 203 116 63 24
262 Now I don't feel so bad for not practicing. 1.5463 0.04812 216 125 64 27
263 You've been great, folks, and I think we have time for one more ... 1.5458 0.04329 240 133 83 24
264 Let's end this set with "Great Balls of Fire"! 1.5442 0.05050 215 130 53 32
265 We need to end on a huge, I mean a really, really big note. 1.5441 0.04573 204 111 75 18
266 You sure about these pyrotechnics? 1.5439 0.04579 239 139 70 30
267 I worry that we will always be just a one hit wonder. 1.5437 0.04543 252 149 69 34
268 You've been a great audience. This will be our last song of the Period. 1.5436 0.04436 241 137 77 27
269 Stairway to heaven or highway to hell? 1.5430 0.04489 256 151 71 34
270 Maybe we won't have time for that encore after all. 1.5425 0.04743 212 121 67 24
271 For our last number...... 1.5421 0.04710 214 122 68 24
272 This last set has a killer ending. Hope you like it. 1.5421 0.04756 214 123 66 25
273 Why are only the small cold-adapted mammals cheering? 1.5413 0.04825 218 128 62 28
274 This next number goes out to all of you who are worried about the future. 1.5411 0.05157 207 126 50 31
275 Let's cut "Great Balls of Fire" from the set list. 1.5408 0.04709 233 138 64 31
276 Well, at least now we can say we had a meteoric rise to fame. 1.5405 0.04969 222 135 54 33
277 It's ok. We sucked anyway. 1.5404 0.05042 198 116 57 25
278 I knew we should have stopped playing 'Great Balls of Fire.' 1.5402 0.04935 224 136 55 33
279 I think the gig is up. 1.5397 0.04504 239 138 73 28
280 For our last song,please enjoy Eve Of Destruction. 1.5396 0.04374 265 156 75 34
281 I forget---is it the comet or the asteroid that has a tail? 1.5395 0.04787 215 125 64 26
282 And now our biggest hit. 1.5388 0.04564 232 134 71 27
283 Ignore it. What’s the worst that could happen? 1.5385 0.05093 208 126 52 30
284 Thank you, thank you very much; and for our final number... 1.5385 0.04944 195 112 61 22
285 This may be our last chance to play before a live audience. 1.5382 0.04515 249 147 70 32
286 They could have just asked us to turn down the volume. 1.5382 0.04295 249 141 82 26
287 Wow God’s a harsh critic. 1.5380 0.05220 184 108 53 23
288 You know the chords for Staying Alive? 1.5378 0.04479 238 137 74 27
289 Boys -- something's telling me... We're going to have a MAJOR hit! 1.5377 0.04697 212 121 68 23
290 We should probably make this the last song. 1.5377 0.04818 199 113 65 21
291 Alright guys, "Times They are A Changing", on three ... 1.5376 0.05121 186 108 56 22
292 Is it really better to burn out than fade away, though? 1.5374 0.04850 214 126 61 27
293 Hit it boys: Great balls of fire! 1.5362 0.04602 235 138 68 29
294 I told you it was bad luck to call the band 'The Extinction" 1.5360 0.04761 222 131 63 28
295 I guess we are just going to be a one-hit wonder. 1.5355 0.05067 183 105 58 20
296 Did you know there was going to be fireworks at the end of the show? 1.5352 0.04867 213 126 60 27
297 So no encore? 1.5343 0.04933 204 120 59 25
298 And now for the big finish boys. 1.5340 0.05184 191 114 52 25
299 Let's take it from the top again like there's no tomorrow! 1.5339 0.04947 221 135 54 32
300 How about we close out with 'Dust in the wind'. 1.5337 0.04814 208 121 63 24
301 Good thing we’re vaccinated. 1.5336 0.04872 223 135 57 31
302 C'mon guys, stay focused, it's not the end of the world. 1.5333 0.04874 210 124 60 26
303 So I hit an F Sharp - it's not the end of the world!! 1.5328 0.04734 229 137 62 30
304 Let's end this with a big bang! 1.5327 0.04667 214 123 68 23
305 Sorry, I forgot the words. It's not the end of the world. 1.5311 0.05077 209 128 51 30
306 Bill Haley and the comet. 1.5309 0.04564 243 145 67 31
307 Do you think it’ll be a one hit wonder? 1.5308 0.04619 211 120 70 21
308 Is this the meteoric rise to fame you had in mind? 1.5308 0.04764 211 123 64 24
309 Maybe pick up the tempo just a bit. 1.5306 0.04462 245 144 72 29
310 I think the song should end with a bang! 1.5305 0.04684 213 123 67 23
311 Okay! One last time! 1.5303 0.05097 198 119 53 26
312 I'll tell you one thing I won't miss - those smug little mammals. 1.5281 0.05050 178 102 58 18
313 Face it. We never sounded good live. 1.5280 0.04715 214 125 65 24
314 Here comes the big finish... 1.5274 0.04990 201 120 56 25
315 Ok, now let's get ready for the big finish. 1.5274 0.05137 201 123 50 28
316 Hurry, « Great Ball of Fire » on three…. 1.5261 0.04859 211 126 59 26
317 We'd like to end this show with a bang. 1.5254 0.05319 177 106 49 22
318 How about "smoke gets in your eyes"? 1.5253 0.04733 198 113 66 19
319 Dinosaurs may come and go, but rock n roll will never die! 1.5249 0.04908 221 136 54 31
320 Keep playing, it's headed towards Mexico 1.5249 0.05289 181 109 49 23
321 Let’s play as if there is no tomorrow. 1.5249 0.05112 181 106 55 20
322 Ok, let’s start with Rock of Ages and see where it takes us. 1.5248 0.04922 202 120 58 24
323 I thought we agreed no pyrotechnics. 1.5245 0.04787 204 119 63 22
324 Rex, please tell me our disco ball is on fire! 1.5238 0.05065 189 112 55 22
325 It’s probably nothing. 1.5238 0.04923 210 127 56 27
326 Goodness. Gracious. Great balls o' fire. 1.5233 0.05146 193 117 51 25
327 Time to get stoned! 1.5233 0.04708 193 109 67 17
328 At least we won’t have to play weddings anymore 1.5230 0.05005 174 99 59 16
329 Does this mean we're not playing the Archaeopteryx-Goldstein wedding next week? 1.5220 0.05438 182 113 43 26
330 Well, this’ll put a damper on our comeback tour. 1.5215 0.04953 186 108 59 19
331 Stop it with the anxiety, already. That's my pizza delivery. 1.5215 0.05126 186 111 53 22
332 Let's close this set with Jerry Lee Louis "Great Balls of Fire" 1.5213 0.04915 188 109 60 19
333 Let's do WE GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS PLACE! 1.5213 0.05029 188 111 56 21
334 While everyone’s distracted let’s play some originals. 1.5205 0.05333 171 102 49 20
335 I'm beginning to regret our meteoric rise to fame. 1.5202 0.04792 223 136 58 29
336 Just remember, rock N roll will never die. 1.5189 0.05204 185 112 50 23
337 Better to burn out than fade away!" 1.5189 0.05204 185 112 50 23
338 Looks like our gig is up. 1.5189 0.04797 212 127 60 25
339 Don’t think this gets you off the hook for that $5 you owe me, Trevor. 1.5183 0.05365 164 97 49 18
340 How bout “Eve of Destruction” for our grand finale? 1.5170 0.05158 176 104 53 19
341 No, seriously, great ball of fire. 1.5169 0.05358 178 109 46 23
342 Here comes the post-rock era 1.5164 0.04780 213 128 60 25
343 Quick. Play soft rock. 1.5160 0.04815 219 134 57 28
344 GGGRReat balls of fire! 1.5152 0.05342 165 98 49 18
345 Man, just when we were getting the band back together. 1.5152 0.05100 198 122 50 26
346 I told you that we shouldn’t have saved our best song for the encore! 1.5137 0.04831 183 105 62 16
347 C’mon guys! Let’s rock like there’s no tomorrow. 1.5132 0.04954 189 112 57 20
348 Well, it's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine. 1.5128 0.05004 195 118 54 23
349 Great balls of fire....and a-one, two.... 1.5120 0.04753 209 125 61 23
350 See, smoking cigarettes isn't going to kill us. 1.5119 0.04994 168 96 58 14
351 Which one of you said our career is going down in flames? 1.5116 0.05049 172 100 56 16
352 I don't think we need to worry about an encore. 1.5114 0.04593 219 130 66 23
353 Oh no! Just when we nailed "Stairway to Heaven"! 1.5114 0.05405 176 109 44 23
354 I remember when rocks were young 1.5109 0.05449 184 117 40 27
355 I said diminished. There's no such thing as an extinct chord. 1.5109 0.05169 184 112 50 22
356 Despite several historical setbacks, the Rolling Stones are still performing today. 1.5106 0.05198 188 116 48 24
357 Guess it really is the end of the world as we know it. 1.5104 0.04953 192 115 56 21
358 How ‘bout Light My Fire as the encore?” 1.5104 0.04953 192 115 56 21
359 Just play louder. 1.5097 0.05816 155 97 37 21
360 We'll be right back after a short break. 1.5094 0.05773 159 100 37 22
361 Thank you all for coming to our first and apparently final gig 1.5091 0.05411 165 100 46 19
362 The first farewell tour 1.5089 0.05316 169 102 48 19
363 Hey I know let’s call this one ‘Great Balls of Fire!!’ 1.5086 0.05306 175 107 47 21
364 Let's go for a BIG finish! 1.5084 0.04971 179 105 57 17
365 Just the greatest hits medley, scratch the encore. 1.5084 0.05096 179 107 53 19
366 What comes after, "Goodness gracious..."? 1.5081 0.05205 185 114 48 23
367 We’re going to get this tune right if it’s the last thing we do! 1.5078 0.05149 193 120 48 25
368 Whataya say we end with "Great Balls of Fire" by Jerry Lee Lewis? 1.5076 0.05221 197 125 44 28
369 Umm, guys, I don't think we have time to play the full version of "In- A -Gadda-Da-Vida". 1.5075 0.05141 201 127 46 28
370 Do we have any last requests? 1.5063 0.05369 158 94 48 16
371 The final "final" tour. 1.5060 0.05204 168 100 51 17
372 Who told you rock & roll will never die? 1.5056 0.05240 178 109 48 21
373 I think "Great Balls of Fire" is the perfect title for our album! 1.5056 0.04927 178 104 58 16
374 There goes the encore. 1.5051 0.04985 196 120 53 23
375 Remember, we gotta play every gig like it's our last. 1.5051 0.05101 198 124 48 26
376 The band that played while the Titanic sank were Heroes, Chuck. 1.5032 0.05469 157 95 45 17
377 Ok...not quite what I had in mind when I prayed for a sure-fire hit! 1.5031 0.05369 161 97 47 17
378 I’m starting to regret that we named our group ‘Mass Extinction.’ 1.5031 0.05320 163 98 48 17
379 Let’s lead off with “Great Balls of Fire” 1.5030 0.05227 167 100 50 17
380 That’ll be a hard act to follow. 1.5030 0.05158 167 99 52 16
381 Well, on the plus side, it should wipe out the competition. 1.5029 0.04754 173 98 63 12
382 OK, we're all agreed on calling ourselves The Fossils. 1.5028 0.05200 177 108 49 20
383 Man, we are on fire tonight! 1.5028 0.04908 179 105 58 16
384 I'd like to dedicate this song to the last hundred million years. 1.5027 0.05133 183 112 50 21
385 It’s the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine) #creditR.E.M. 1.5026 0.04973 191 116 54 21
386 Let's skip the encore. 1.5000 0.05320 160 96 48 16
387 Soo- who's idea again was it to close with "Great Balls of Fire"? 1.5000 0.05103 190 118 49 23
388 That cute little stegosaurus in the front row is requesting we play the theme music from "Apocolypse Now." 1.5000 0.05024 194 120 51 23
389 It’s probably a meteor that when it collides with earth will darken the sky for centuries leading to famine and the extinction of our species, but what do I know? I’ve got a brain the size of a pea. 1.5000 0.05293 158 94 49 15
390 And for our VERY last number 1.5000 0.05160 176 107 50 19
391 I think we have more to worry about than the British invasion. 1.5000 0.05196 180 111 48 21
392 Nothing but volcanoes, and now this? 1.5000 0.05605 146 88 43 15
393 I thought we were saving the pyrotechnics for the finale!?! 1.4975 0.04756 203 123 59 21
394 I say we name our next song 'Great Balls of Fire. " 1.4973 0.05014 183 111 53 19
395 OK, I think that's it for rehearsal. 1.4972 0.05075 177 107 52 18
396 The first take better be a good one. 1.4970 0.05114 169 101 52 16
397 Let’s close with “It’s the End of the World as We Know It.” 1.4970 0.05364 167 103 45 19
398 Ooh, make a wish! 1.4970 0.04944 167 97 57 13
399 It’s gonna be such a big hit that people will talk about it for millennia! 1.4969 0.05461 163 101 43 19
400 You were a little off pitch but we’re all gunna be flat soon 1.4969 0.05511 161 100 42 19
401 We should've asked to be paid upfront. 1.4967 0.05783 151 95 37 19
402 Goodness, Cretaceous, great balls of fire! 1.4966 0.05522 149 90 44 15
403 I hope the fans will dig us someday. 1.4966 0.05963 145 92 34 19
404 Does anyone know meteors keep falling on my head? 1.4965 0.05944 143 90 35 18
405 I don’t care, we’re not cancelling rehearsal again. Two three four! 1.4965 0.05424 143 84 47 12
406 Not to worry. Rock & Roll is here to stay! 1.4947 0.04822 190 114 58 18
407 The whole way here I was worried maybe I left the oven on, but now I guess it’s whatever. 1.4947 0.05316 190 123 40 27
408 I'm not gonna bother to tune it. 1.4947 0.05198 188 119 45 24
409 Anyone know the music to great balls of fire? 1.4947 0.04859 188 113 57 18
410 Great Balls of Fire…Ah 1,2,3, hit it! 1.4946 0.04994 184 112 53 19
411 Who knows taps? 1.4944 0.05179 178 110 48 20
412 Who requested the pyrotechnics? 1.4944 0.05055 178 108 52 18
413 Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away… 1.4940 0.05455 166 104 42 20
414 OK, guys. Let’s play this one like there’s no tomorrow. 1.4938 0.05416 162 100 44 18
415 We’re going to end this show with a blast. 1.4936 0.05419 156 95 45 16
416 Whose bright idea was it to add "Eve of Destruction" to the set list? 1.4936 0.05419 156 95 45 16
417 Looks like this might be our final tour. 1.4933 0.04677 225 141 57 27
418 Your cousin's getting a little crazy with these pyrotechnics. 1.4929 0.05779 140 86 39 15
419 Okay, one more time ... but let's pick up the tempo. 1.4921 0.05082 191 120 48 23
420 Lets party like its 65 million BC 1.4917 0.05055 181 111 51 19
421 I think 'Wipe Out' would be an appropriate choice. 1.4917 0.05292 181 115 43 23
422 OK, looks like we wrap up with "Goodness Gracious Great Ball of Fire"! 1.4917 0.05115 181 112 49 20
423 It's agreed--we open with "Eve of Destruction." 1.4916 0.05157 179 111 48 20
424 Well, at least we'll have an excuse for being one-hit wonders. 1.4914 0.05368 175 111 42 22
425 Thanks for coming out tonight everyone, get home safe. 1.4914 0.04921 175 104 56 15
426 Ok, agree, no encore. 1.4908 0.05391 163 101 44 18
427 Folks, I think this may be our last number. 1.4904 0.05542 157 98 41 18
428 Let's increase the tempo guys, we don't have all day 1.4899 0.05522 149 91 43 15
429 Oh, well...we can't play with these tiny arms anyway. 1.4897 0.05371 145 86 47 12
430 Anyway, we just have time for one more 1.4891 0.05226 184 117 44 23
431 Let's finish up with Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire. 1.4886 0.05465 176 114 38 24
432 Something tells me we're not doing an encore. 1.4886 0.05096 176 108 50 18
433 And for our final encore… 1.4884 0.05311 172 108 44 20
434 Let’s go with the three-minute version. 1.4881 0.04849 168 98 58 12
435 One more time… “The Day That Music Died”. 1.4880 0.05036 166 99 53 14
436 Well, I guess we should do a cover of “Wipe Out” 1.4873 0.05442 158 98 43 17
437 Our rise wasn't meteoric but our fall may well be. 1.4873 0.04860 197 122 54 21
438 I told you not to sing Great Balls of Fire! 1.4870 0.05066 154 90 53 11
439 I don't think we have time for "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" 1.4865 0.05712 148 93 38 17
440 Sure it's a distraction, but it's not the end of the world. 1.4863 0.05432 146 88 45 13
441 It's the end of world as we know it..and I feel fine 1.4862 0.05291 181 116 42 23
442 How about jazz? Mom always said rock leads to ruin. 1.4861 0.05306 144 85 48 11
443 Guess we don't have to worry about finding a lead vocalist. 1.4861 0.05397 144 86 46 12
444 Hey, Charlie, give us your best drumroll. 1.4859 0.04881 177 106 56 15
445 Henry, now might be a good time for me to tell you I slept with Lesley. 1.4857 0.05243 175 110 45 20
446 Uh oh, here comes the sun... 1.4854 0.05462 171 110 39 22
447 OK, the next one needs to be in double time 1.4850 0.05226 167 103 47 17
448 OK then, Great Balls of Fire from the top! 1.4839 0.05365 155 95 45 15
449 Did anyone get the check from the promoter? 1.4837 0.05572 153 96 40 17
450 Millions of years from now, people will remember us for our music. 1.4837 0.05495 153 95 42 16
451 I guess we could promote this as our farewell tour. 1.4828 0.05328 174 111 42 21
452 Relax, we're a disco band … how much more extinct could we get? 1.4824 0.05158 170 105 48 17
453 Is that the big finish? 1.4821 0.05203 168 104 47 17
454 Looks like that farewell tour may need to take place sooner than we expected 1.4819 0.05248 166 103 46 17
455 I think that's a wrap. 1.4818 0.06050 137 88 32 17
456 Well, this is the end of an era. 1.4815 0.05840 135 84 37 14
457 Is this just a dream, or is it the end of the world as we know it? 1.4815 0.05197 162 99 48 15
458 ...Singin', this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I di 1.4812 0.05464 160 101 41 18
459 Can we pick up the tempo? 1.4808 0.05340 156 96 45 15
460 Are we really that bad? 1.4808 0.05641 156 100 37 19
461 Let's skip the bridge. 1.4803 0.05520 152 95 41 16
462 C'mon focus, everybody. This is for the fossil record. 1.4800 0.05242 175 111 44 20
463 Let's end with "Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket" 1.4798 0.05223 173 109 45 19
464 Trumposaurus says it's just a hoax. 1.4797 0.06024 148 98 29 21
465 Set list change, mates - we're doin' Great Balls of Fire in C. 1.4797 0.05547 148 92 41 15
466 Well, that’s a real rockstar. 1.4797 0.05463 148 91 43 14
467 It looks like we have time for one more song 1.4795 0.05517 146 90 42 14
468 Well, looks like our Mesozoic world tour is gonna be delayed. 1.4794 0.04634 194 117 61 16
469 Okay, ‘Light My Fire’ — one, two, three, four. 1.4793 0.04900 169 101 55 13
470 Derek immediately regretted telling the boys to play every show like it’s the last one. 1.4792 0.05659 144 90 39 15
471 The Farewell Tour 1.4785 0.05011 186 117 49 20
472 Maybe just one encore? 1.4783 0.05110 184 117 46 21
473 Great, now no one’s going to believe us. 1.4783 0.05838 138 87 36 15
474 Well…if you two didn’t, who did set up this amazing light show? 1.4774 0.05042 155 92 52 11
475 Suddenly our exceptionally short forearms seem like the least of our problems. 1.4773 0.05738 132 81 39 12
476 GOOD NIGHT, CLEVELAND! 1.4769 0.06101 130 83 32 15
477 Really? You don’t believe we’re on the Eve of Destruction? 1.4765 0.05356 170 109 41 20
478 I'm afraid this will have to be our last number. 1.4765 0.05224 170 107 45 18
479 So much for taking it on the road! 1.4762 0.05573 147 92 40 15
480 And now for our last song 1.4759 0.05714 145 92 37 16
481 Let's take it one last time. 1.4755 0.05857 143 92 34 17
482 Gooodness, Gracious, Great Balls of.... Well, speak of the Devil!" 1.4753 0.05341 162 102 43 17
483 Unbelievable. First gig after a pandemic, and now this. 1.4753 0.05412 162 103 41 18
484 More fake news, I see. 1.4752 0.05475 141 86 43 12
485 Guess there's no encore. 1.4748 0.05624 139 86 40 13
486 We got paid up front, right? 1.4737 0.05276 152 93 46 13
487 Hey guys, let's play like there's no tomorrow! 1.4737 0.05332 171 110 41 20
488 That's it. Next, the Byrds and the Animals. 1.4737 0.05518 152 96 40 16
489 I don't feel fine. 1.4729 0.06135 129 83 31 15
490 Great Balls of Fire” on three… 1.4728 0.05280 184 121 39 24
491 The last time this happened all our Northern Hemisphere gigs got cancelled! 1.4726 0.05252 146 88 47 11
492 Unbelievable, wasting our last moments on a drum solo. 1.4724 0.06405 127 84 26 17
493 Looks like this’ll be the last song in this set. Bring us home, Barney. 1.4722 0.05909 144 94 32 18
494 Auld Lang Syne? 1.4717 0.05487 159 102 39 18
495 Actually, let's play the short version. 1.4714 0.05774 140 89 36 15
496 So, we close with “Great Balls of Fire?” 1.4713 0.05509 174 116 34 24
497 We’d like to dedicate our last song to all the mammals out there. 1.4711 0.05877 121 74 37 10
498 We have a critic. 1.4710 0.05363 138 83 45 10
499 Whooo! Great ball of fire! 1.4709 0.04836 189 118 53 18
500 I knew we should have gone on before Dylan. 1.4697 0.06030 132 85 32 15
501 The good news is we’re about to join the ranks of the rock immortals. 1.4697 0.06125 132 86 30 16
502 Seriously Gavin, would it be the end of the world just to be on top of the beat for a change? 1.4695 0.05431 164 106 39 19
503 The lighting crew is taking it a bit far, don't you think? 1.4695 0.05499 164 107 37 20
504 I guess this makes us the headliners. 1.4694 0.05401 147 91 43 13
505 Just when we were getting good. 1.4692 0.05589 130 79 41 10
506 Time for last call! 1.4688 0.05649 128 78 40 10
507 'Wipe Out'? You really wanna play 'Wipe Out'? 1.4685 0.05597 143 90 39 14
508 That’s a wrap! 1.4683 0.06242 126 82 29 15
509 Then for our finale, we'll play "Great Balls of Fire" 1.4681 0.05564 141 88 40 13
510 Damn no one is going to believe we could play music 1.4681 0.06002 141 93 30 18
511 That never happens during a concert, when it would be cool. 1.4679 0.05258 156 97 45 14
512 Well, guys, looks like we're just going to be one-hit wonders. 1.4679 0.05637 156 102 35 19
513 Ok,let's set this place on fire! 1.4675 0.05385 154 97 42 15
514 Great drum solo,but shouldn’t it end with a “bang”? 1.4675 0.05464 154 98 40 16
515 Drumroll, please. 1.4672 0.05956 137 89 32 16
516 It looks like we won't make it to the top 10. 1.4672 0.05584 137 85 40 12
517 Looks like this is our last live tour. 1.4672 0.05487 137 84 42 11
518 Have you guys noticed all the little mammals left? 1.4671 0.05594 152 98 37 17
519 We might want to up the tempo a little bit. 1.4667 0.05740 135 85 37 13
520 Do you know any Bill Haley? 1.4667 0.05473 165 108 37 20
521 Think it’s about time I tell you, Rex. I slept with your wife 1.4667 0.05544 135 83 41 11
522 Well that wasn’t in the forecast. 1.4667 0.06142 120 76 32 12
523 Feel like it's a good time to tell y'all I'm leaving the band 1.4667 0.05740 135 85 37 13
524 I just thought of an ending. 1.4662 0.05899 133 85 34 14
525 Maybe tonight we should play our short version of "Stairway to Heaven." 1.4658 0.05681 146 94 36 16
526 I foresee that we are going to be a one-hit wonder. 1.4658 0.05845 146 96 32 18
527 Let’s play ‘Eve of Destruction’. 1.4653 0.05479 144 90 41 13
528 Looks like we won't be needing a bass player. 1.4653 0.05207 144 87 47 10
529 Is that Lucy in the sky? 1.4653 0.05988 144 96 29 19
530 Let’s rock like there’s no tomorrow! 1.4653 0.05823 144 94 33 17
531 On second thought let's just do Eve of Destruction 1.4650 0.05536 157 102 37 18
532 The hits just keep on comin'. 1.4648 0.05443 142 88 42 12
533 Just our luck—our first gig is a mass extinction event. 1.4648 0.05712 142 91 36 15
534 Some bands have a meteoric rise—others just get hit by one. 1.4646 0.05453 127 76 43 8
535 I knew we shouldn’t have opened with Stairway to Heaven. 1.4643 0.05498 140 87 41 12
536 We may be a one-hit wonder. 1.4641 0.05329 153 96 43 14
537 Improvise! 1.4638 0.05741 138 88 36 14
538 Greg, we’re both kind of feeling like you’re not committed to the future of the band… 1.4636 0.05297 151 94 44 13
539 And that's our cue to leave. Don't forget to tip your waiters. Thank you, all! You've been great... 1.4634 0.05920 123 77 35 11
540 I know we were hoping for an earth-shattering performance, but this isn't quite what I envisioned. 1.4630 0.05337 162 104 41 17
541 Now do you believe that we are on the eve of destruction? 1.4628 0.05510 121 72 42 7
542 Was this billed as our Farewell Tour? 1.4627 0.06054 134 88 30 16
543 Let’s call ourselves The Grateful Dead 1.4626 0.05651 147 95 36 16
544 It's better to burn out than to fade away 1.4621 0.06027 132 86 31 15
545 Goodness gracious - THAT’S a great ball of fire! 1.4621 0.05451 145 91 41 13
546 Ok everyone,our next song is “It’s the End of the World as We Know It”! 1.4605 0.05592 152 99 36 17
547 OMG, we’re dying out here. 1.4599 0.05770 137 88 35 14
548 Let's see... 'goodness gracious'...'goodness gracious'... I'm drawing a blank here. 1.4596 0.05642 161 108 32 21
549 Goodness gracious, that's a great ball of... I think I got our next track. 1.4595 0.05456 148 94 40 14
550 No biggie. It's Halley's Comet. We'll see it again on our Farewell Tour" 1.4593 0.05440 135 83 42 10
551 And now we're gonna take some final requests from the crowd. 1.4593 0.05639 135 85 38 12
552 And now for our big closing number . . . 1.4590 0.06284 122 80 28 14
553 Dang, our music was starting to evolve nicely. 1.4588 0.04873 170 105 52 13
554 If we don’t make it big time it’s not the end of the world…. 1.4586 0.05798 133 85 35 13
555 C'mon guys, cheer up. Play like there's no tomorrow! 1.4583 0.06251 120 78 29 13
556 I guess we don’t have time for an encore. 1.4583 0.05296 144 89 44 11
557 Keep playing. It's a hoax. 1.4583 0.05663 120 73 39 8
558 The Rolling Stones are still touring so we’ll be fine. 1.4583 0.05527 168 113 33 22
559 Are you ready for our biggest hit? 1.4573 0.04995 164 102 49 13
560 This is it fellas. It's now or never. 1.4571 0.05587 140 89 38 13
561 Calling our band "Mass Extinction" suddenly seems like poor taste. 1.4570 0.05458 151 97 39 15
562 Anyone know the chords to “Burning Ring of Fire”? 1.4570 0.05376 151 96 41 14
563 So much for our meteoric rise to fame 1.4569 0.06524 116 77 25 14
564 Play us out, guys. 1.4565 0.05550 138 87 39 12
565 I think maybe we skip the second verse. 1.4564 0.05171 149 92 46 11
566 Everybody's a critic. 1.4560 0.05957 125 80 33 12
567 Our pyrotechnics guy might have really outdone himself this time. 1.4559 0.05704 136 87 36 13
568 On the bright side, we’re only gonna be the second worst thing of the night. 1.4558 0.05480 147 94 39 14
569 That riff's eternal, man. 1.4553 0.06244 123 81 28 14
570 No worries. Just saw Mick and Keith at the bar and they said time is on our side. 1.4545 0.05828 132 85 34 13
571 Boys, I think we're finished. 1.4545 0.05219 154 97 44 13
572 Don't worry rock and roll is never gonna die. 1.4545 0.05590 143 92 37 14
573 So much for being ahead of our time. 1.4532 0.05796 139 91 33 15
574 Maybe we should just play the encore now... 1.4529 0.04869 170 106 51 13
575 All right guys, let's end this gig with a bang. 1.4528 0.05622 159 107 32 20
576 I' afraid that this means our band we'll be a one-hit wonder. 1.4527 0.05013 148 90 49 9
577 Do you know “The Eve of Destruction”? 1.4526 0.05949 137 91 30 16
578 Guess this was our farewell tour 1.4526 0.05381 137 85 42 10
579 The gig is up. 1.4519 0.05732 135 87 35 13
580 Thank you, we have just enough time for one more encore! 1.4519 0.05228 135 82 45 8
581 We’re going to be famous for all the wrong reasons. 1.4519 0.06106 135 91 27 17
582 Looks like rock and roll isn't here to stay after all. 1.4516 0.05353 155 100 40 15
583 Play 'It's the end of the world as we know it'. 1.4514 0.05647 144 94 35 15
584 That rockstar is going to ruin us 1.4511 0.06082 133 89 28 16
585 We have a request for "It's the End of the World as We Know it". 1.4511 0.05794 133 86 34 13
586 They say it's better to burn out than fade away. 1.4510 0.05241 153 97 43 13
587 Less pop, more death metal. 1.4500 0.05451 160 106 36 18
588 Well I think that’s a wrap! 1.4496 0.05274 129 78 44 7
589 Don't look. It's just that bloody Bill Haley again. 1.4494 0.05278 158 102 41 15
590 Let's go right to the encore. 1.4494 0.04963 158 98 49 11
591 Great ball of fire! 1.4492 0.05847 118 74 35 9
592 Looks like there won't be an encore 1.4490 0.05304 147 93 42 12
593 Keep your instruments with you so we can confound all future paleontologists. 1.4490 0.05476 147 95 38 14
594 Well at least we won't have to worry about an encore. 1.4488 0.06094 127 84 29 14
595 Forget Platinum, this record is going to be meteoric 1.4487 0.05628 156 105 32 19
596 Let’s wrap it up. 1.4485 0.05794 136 89 33 14
597 Blinded by the light, again? 1.4480 0.05843 125 80 34 11
598 Let's play like it's our last day on Earth! 1.4480 0.05843 125 80 34 11
599 I, for one, don’t feel fine. 1.4480 0.06371 125 85 24 16
600 Do you know "There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight?" 1.4479 0.05376 163 108 37 18
601 Maybe 'Cretaceous' wasn't the most enduring name for the band. 1.4476 0.05586 143 93 36 14
602 Once more, with a bang. 1.4476 0.05844 143 96 30 17
603 Ok guys, great set! Looks like the next act is coming in. 1.4470 0.05411 132 82 41 9
604 We're doomed to be one-hit wonders. 1.4468 0.05271 141 88 43 10
605 As a member of this rock group, I'm petrified. 1.4464 0.06193 112 72 30 10
606 Party like it’s 1,999,999 BC 1.4462 0.05988 130 86 30 14
607 Just when we were starting to sound pretty good. 1.4460 0.05515 139 89 38 12
608 I hope we don’t turn out to be a one hit wonder. 1.4459 0.05363 148 95 40 13
609 This time, let's go for earth shattering! 1.4454 0.06281 119 79 27 13
610 Forget the encore. 1.4453 0.05635 128 81 37 10
611 This joint's serious about last call. 1.4453 0.05849 128 83 33 12
612 But we already played "Great Balls of Fire." 1.4452 0.05753 146 98 31 17
613 The First Day the Music Died 1.4452 0.05579 155 104 33 18
614 I've got a bad feeling about tonight's gig. 1.4444 0.05318 153 99 40 14
615 OK, once more dudes, but this time, let's jam like there's no tomorrow! 1.4444 0.05058 180 119 42 19
616 I hope I die before I get old! 1.4444 0.05878 117 74 34 9
617 I knew we were in trouble when 'As the World Turns' went off the air. 1.4444 0.06123 117 76 30 11
618 It would be years before rock music made a resurgence. 1.4444 0.05807 126 81 34 11
619 That's a sign! Let's call ourselves The Comets! 1.4444 0.05531 135 86 38 11
620 Last set 1.4438 0.05095 169 110 43 16
621 Is Gimme Shelter on our set list?” 1.4437 0.05147 142 88 45 9
622 Let's do it once more, but a lot faster. 1.4437 0.05244 142 89 43 10
623 Lets call it 'Rock' music 1.4436 0.05982 133 89 29 15
624 Looks like this will be our Farewell Tour! 1.4435 0.05983 124 81 31 12
625 'Rock of Ages' or 'Eve of Destruction'? 1.4435 0.06558 115 78 23 14
626 Sorry, Phil. I think we need to cut the drum solo. 1.4429 0.05294 140 88 42 10
627 If we hurry we can still be a "One Hit Wonder". 1.4423 0.05399 156 103 37 16
628 Who's up for R.E.M.'s "It's the End of the World as We Know It"? 1.4420 0.05910 138 93 29 16
629 Looks like we're gonna be the biggest one-hit wonder of all time. 1.4420 0.05728 138 91 33 14
630 Let's do Eve of Destruction next. 1.4419 0.06502 129 91 19 19
631 Don't worry they still won't cancel the show, we're in Florida. 1.4419 0.05709 129 83 35 11
632 Well, I guess it's appropriate since our career started with a meteoric rise. 1.4417 0.05893 120 77 33 10
633 This could be our lucky break. We might look back one day and say this was the day that everything changed. 1.4416 0.05292 154 100 40 14
634 Let’s lead off the show with our hit, “Great Balls of Fire.” 1.4416 0.05371 154 101 38 15
635 Play on. The planet will have to wait 66 million years to hear rock and roll again. 1.4414 0.05349 145 93 40 12
636 So much for a reunion tour. 1.4414 0.05349 145 93 40 12
637 Ok, "Till We Meet Again". On three! 1.4412 0.05694 136 89 34 13
638 Evolution is for the birds. 1.4412 0.05694 136 89 34 13
639 So much for an encore. 1.4409 0.05879 127 83 32 12
640 I guess we just keep playing? 1.4406 0.05310 143 91 41 11
641 On the plus side, we probably don't have to pay our bar tab. 1.4400 0.05611 125 79 37 9
642 Monty, this is a jazz band. I said no pyrotechnics. 1.4397 0.05781 116 73 35 8
643 I thought you said we couldn’t afford special effects. 1.4394 0.05615 132 85 36 11
644 We may as well go out with a bang! 1.4390 0.05673 123 78 36 9
645 Here’s to hoping we’re not one-hit wonders! 1.4390 0.05789 123 79 34 10
646 Alright guys, time to kill it! 1.4390 0.06015 123 81 30 12
647 Meteor killed the radio star 1.4388 0.05876 139 94 29 16
648 Goodness gracious, great ball of fire” “And a 1, and a 2 and a….. 1.4388 0.05696 139 92 33 14
649 Looks like we’re gonna go out with a bang tonight. 1.4386 0.06234 114 75 28 11
650 Haley did you come up with a band name already ? 1.4381 0.06619 105 70 24 11
651 Well, there goes the stoned age. 1.4381 0.06190 105 67 30 8
652 On our next tour we’ll evolve into The Birds 1.4381 0.06891 105 72 20 13
653 I don't think we have time for another set. 1.4375 0.05843 128 84 32 12
654 No need for a sound check Bob. 1.4375 0.06564 112 76 23 13
655 I thought the club said no pyrotechnics. 1.4370 0.05721 135 89 33 13
656 For our closing number, let's do 'Great Balls of Fire'. 1.4370 0.06160 119 79 28 12
657 Right when we were getting good, too.. 1.4369 0.05962 103 64 33 6
658 And one, and two, and catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day. 1.4365 0.05909 126 83 31 12
659 We should call the band Extinct. 1.4365 0.06015 126 84 29 13
660 Anyone know Rock of Ages? 1.4359 0.05994 117 76 31 10
661 I mean... I didn't think we played THAT bad. 1.4357 0.05572 140 92 35 13
662 This will be the final song of the evening 1.4356 0.06662 101 67 24 10
663 Do we have time for an encore? 1.4356 0.05002 163 105 45 13
664 I didn’t think we were bad enough to end it all. 1.4355 0.05977 124 82 30 12
665 Let's play this set like there is no tomorrow! 1.4355 0.05638 124 79 36 9
666 Okay, boys. "Nearer, My God, To Thee..." 1.4353 0.05068 170 112 42 16
667 Did you notice that all the mammals stopped dancing? 1.4352 0.06481 108 72 25 11
668 Who wants to party like it's the end of the Cretaceous? 1.4348 0.05810 115 73 34 8
669 Better skip to the encore so we all go out on a high note. 1.4348 0.05723 138 92 32 14
670 C’mon baby light my pyre 1.4342 0.05417 152 101 36 15
671 I thought we agreed to cut the pyrotechnics, Gary. 1.4341 0.06012 129 87 28 14
672 I think our audience is dying out. 1.4341 0.06012 129 87 28 14
673 I mean,we did just play 'Who Wants to Live Forever' by Queen. 1.4340 0.05243 159 105 39 15
674 Keep playing, boys …keep playing. 1.4338 0.06059 136 94 25 17
675 Honestly, it's probably better this way. Gary's arms can't even reach the snare drum. 1.4336 0.06013 113 73 31 9
676 It’s not a big deal. We’ll just get to work from home for two weeks. 1.4333 0.05765 120 77 34 9
677 Time for one last set fellas. 1.4324 0.06087 111 72 30 9
678 Skip the middle eight. 1.4324 0.05178 148 95 42 11
679 Well, if I didn't arrange for those pyrotechnics, and neither of you did, either... 1.4322 0.06193 118 79 27 12
680 🎶 We didn’t start the fire, it was always burnin since the world was turnin 🔥 1.4321 0.05171 162 107 40 15
681 This could be a bigger hit than our last song. 1.4320 0.05829 125 82 32 11
682 Hope that doesn't ruin the light show. 1.4320 0.06047 125 84 28 13
683 OK, on three... It's the End of the World as We Know It. 1.4320 0.06152 125 85 26 14
684 Who ordered the pyrotechnics? 1.4318 0.06007 132 90 27 15
685 That's it! We'll call ourselves 'The Comets'! 1.4315 0.05135 146 93 43 10
686 What is the point? Art is meaningless in the face of violence from the universe. 1.4314 0.06611 102 68 24 10
687 I think our 15 minutes of fame are about up. 1.4314 0.06310 102 66 28 8
688 Let's try "Nowhere to run, no place to hide." 1.4308 0.05454 130 83 38 9
689 Just one Smash Hit and we're History! 1.4308 0.06362 130 92 20 18
690 You guys have been great, this is our last song! 1.4307 0.05560 137 90 35 12
691 OK, "Great Balls of Fire!" and 1, and 2, and 3 .... 1.4298 0.05848 121 79 32 10
692 I don't know Rex. The pyrotechnics may be going a bit too far. 1.4298 0.06079 121 81 28 12
693 Maybe "Rock of Ages" wasn't a good choice 1.4296 0.05417 135 87 38 10
694 There goes our reunion tour up in flames 1.4296 0.05326 142 92 39 11
695 I just got this feeling we're on the verge of a giant hit. 1.4295 0.05574 149 101 32 16
696 Just keep playing, extinction isn't a real thing. 1.4286 0.06045 112 73 30 9
697 Unfortunately, there will be no encore. 1.4286 0.05916 119 78 31 10
698 Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ ali… 1.4286 0.06305 112 75 26 11
699 Either of you guys know Light My Fire?? 1.4286 0.06267 119 81 25 13
700 You know what? I take that back. There are worse things than your singing,Todd. 1.4275 0.05528 138 91 35 12
701 „I knew the song was missing something, but I thought it was cowbells.“ 1.4275 0.05738 131 87 32 12
702 Rumors of our demise are bass-less. 1.4274 0.06078 124 84 27 13
703 one last time from the top 1.4274 0.05862 117 76 32 9
704 Bad news, Dave. Even the gods hate your moody Emo crap. 1.4274 0.06108 117 78 28 11
705 For some reason I'd like to play 'Burning Ring of Fire'! 1.4273 0.06121 110 72 29 9
706 You think this means we have to break up the band? 1.4273 0.05842 110 70 33 7
707 Extinct by tomorrow? You sound like my dad. 1.4265 0.05777 136 92 30 14
708 It doesn't look like there is going to be time for an encore 1.4265 0.05284 136 87 40 9
709 Hey Bob, would it really be the end of the world if you kept in time? 1.4262 0.05693 122 79 34 9
710 The manager said to go out with a BANG! 1.4262 0.05693 122 79 34 9
711 Boys, tonight will go down in history 1.4262 0.06039 122 82 28 12
712 And just when we were going to open for The Rolling Stones. 1.4261 0.05931 115 75 31 9
713 Sorry, my arms can't reach G#. 1.4257 0.06502 101 67 25 9
714 It's a hoax. Rock on! 1.4252 0.06074 127 87 26 14
715 But the Trumposaurus said asteroids were a liberal hoax. 1.4248 0.06629 113 79 20 14
716 One more time — We Gotta Get Out of This Place — like we mean it. 1.4242 0.05703 132 88 32 12
717 How about R.E.M.'s 'It's the End of the World as We Know It'? 1.4242 0.05171 132 83 42 7
718 You’ve been great, we’ve got time for one more 1.4242 0.05601 132 87 34 11
719 This next one will be a blast from the past. 1.4242 0.06000 132 91 26 15
720 That doesn't bode well for our reunion tour. 1.4240 0.05821 125 83 32 11
721 I think we may want to rush this last set. 1.4237 0.06067 118 79 28 11
722 You say you want an Evolution…well you know…! 1.4237 0.06185 118 80 26 12
723 Ok, for our final song... How about, " It's The End of the World as We Know it? 1.4228 0.05657 123 80 34 9
724 Volcanic eruptions, continental drift. Now this. This place is going to the birds. 1.4224 0.05891 116 76 31 9
725 The next song will be our final number of the Mesozoic Era 1.4222 0.05409 135 88 37 10
726 I don’t care if they say “Rock’s dead,” Paul. I’m gonna do this if it’s the last thing I do! 1.4222 0.05409 135 88 37 10
727 For our next number, we'll be singing "Great Balls of Fire" 1.4218 0.05009 147 94 44 9
728 Damn. I just got this thing tuned. 1.4216 0.06299 102 67 27 8
729 I really can't think of a good ending. 1.4211 0.05963 133 92 26 15
730 The world's first one-hit wonder. 1.4207 0.05240 145 95 39 11
731 This is gonna be hot! 1.4206 0.06234 107 71 27 9
732 Why did we have "Wipeout" as the last song in our set? 1.4202 0.06026 119 80 28 11
733 I knew this R.E.M. cover band was a bad idea... 1.4200 0.06541 100 67 24 9
734 Think we've got time for one more? 1.4198 0.05521 131 86 35 10
735 And with that song we end the Cretaceous Era 1.4198 0.05626 131 87 33 11
736 Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive! 1.4198 0.05304 131 84 39 8
737 But, the music will live forever. 1.4194 0.07224 93 65 17 11
738 You've been a great audience 1.4194 0.05737 124 82 32 10
739 Thank you so much, this will be our last song for you this era 1.4188 0.05725 117 76 33 8
740 Looks like this is our final number. 1.4186 0.05579 129 85 34 10
741 It's ok... in 65 million years, we'll come back as The Byrds! 1.4186 0.05687 129 86 32 11
742 They coulda just thrown beer bottles.... 1.4186 0.05469 129 84 36 9
743 I guess we should skip the new material? 1.4184 0.06474 98 65 25 8
744 How about Ain’t No Sunshine When You’re Gone. 1.4184 0.06635 98 66 23 9
745 Their first attempt at pyrotechnics was the finale of a lifetime. 1.4184 0.06945 98 68 19 11
746 Ooooh, a flaming, flying rock! Relax. We've been around for tens of millions of years. 1.4182 0.06110 110 73 28 9
747 Thank you,Yucatan! See you next year! 1.4182 0.06245 110 74 26 10
748 Is this a wrap? 1.4182 0.06245 110 74 26 10
749 I’m afraid this is going to breakup the band 1.4180 0.05440 122 78 37 7
750 Not the meteoric rise to fame The Dinosaurs were hoping for. 1.4178 0.05477 146 99 33 14
751 Light My Fire? 1.4175 0.06097 103 67 29 7
752 I think we found a way to end the song. 1.4174 0.05658 115 74 34 7
753 And for our closing number… 1.4173 0.05856 127 86 29 12
754 I think we have time for one short encore before we say goodbye 1.4167 0.05986 120 81 28 11
755 Okay, y’all, let’s play this one like there’s no tomorrow. 1.4167 0.06462 108 74 23 11
756 Do either of you guys remember anything about an extinction clause in our contract? 1.4167 0.06326 108 73 25 10
757 The original day the music died. 1.4167 0.05443 144 97 34 13
758 Awesome lightshow, Dude. 1.4161 0.05048 149 97 42 10
759 Cut to "Last Dance" 1.4160 0.05700 125 83 32 10
760 So, ‘The Extinctions’ is probably not the best band name! 1.4160 0.05700 125 83 32 10
761 So, how are we going to handle ticket refunds? 1.4158 0.06489 101 68 24 9
762 I think what we need is more cowbell! 1.4158 0.06640 101 69 22 10
763 This is go gonna set the music industry back around 100 million years, dudes. 1.4153 0.06176 118 81 25 12
764 Better pick up the beat. 1.4151 0.06124 106 70 28 8
765 This isn’t the meteoric success we wanted 1.4150 0.04907 147 94 45 8
766 I feel like this one's gonna be a hit. 1.4150 0.05532 147 101 31 15
767 Here comes the sun do, do, do 1.4146 0.05764 123 82 31 10
768 I think we need to get paid up front. 1.4144 0.05790 111 72 32 7
769 Killer performance, gang. 1.4144 0.06200 111 75 26 10
770 No, Leslie, under the circumstances, I don't think a song criticizing the poor planning of the creator of the universe is "too cutting edge." 1.4143 0.05458 140 94 34 12
771 Should we finish with a bang or a vanishing act? 1.4141 0.05924 128 88 27 13
772 Tonight we're going to party like it's 0.00099! 1.4141 0.06027 128 89 25 14
773 Hey, I slept with your sister! And a one, and a two... 1.4141 0.05713 128 86 31 11
774 I Wanna Hold Your Hand, But My Arms Are Too Short?" Seems wordy 1.4138 0.05881 116 77 30 9
775 The day rock-music was born 1.4138 0.05485 116 74 36 6
776 I thought we all agreed no pyro. 1.4138 0.05752 116 76 32 8
777 Gentlemen, it’s been a fucking honor. Goodnight mesozoic Cleveland! 1.4132 0.05829 121 81 30 10
778 We better wrap this up, they are starting to throw things! 1.4128 0.06545 109 76 21 12
779 I don't care what lizards say. Rock and roll is here to stay. 1.4128 0.06003 109 72 29 8
780 " The creationists are not going to like this. 1.4128 0.05562 109 69 35 5
781 Why dinorock never caught on. 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
782 Let's skip ahead to the encore. 1.4124 0.06175 97 63 28 6
783 Tough crowd. 1.4123 0.06080 114 77 27 10
784 The origin of "Great Balls of Fire". 1.4123 0.05951 114 76 29 9
785 We should speed up the tempo and scratch the last two verses. 1.4122 0.05667 148 104 27 17
786 Do you guys know "The End of the World As We Know It"? 1.4118 0.05897 119 80 29 10
787 I think this may be our last set. 1.4118 0.05470 136 91 34 11
788 I'd like to revisit the idea of a farewell tour. 1.4118 0.05522 119 77 35 7
789 Fred, is this what they mean by One-Hit-Wonder? 1.4118 0.05775 119 79 31 9
790 Well, I guess this gig is up! 1.4112 0.06078 107 71 28 8
791 We are cooking tonight! 1.4112 0.06362 107 73 24 10
792 I can’t escape the fear that this will be used to prove that humans and dinosaurs were alive at the same time. 1.4111 0.07223 90 63 17 10
793 Didn't I say that naming the band Chicken Little was just asking for trouble? 1.4103 0.05966 117 79 28 10
794 Who hired a pyrotechnic team? 1.4103 0.05841 117 78 30 9
795 Nah, let’s do the encore. 1.4100 0.06371 100 67 25 8
796 We should probably name the band before it’s too late. 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
797 Let's play "It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)." 1.4097 0.05524 144 99 31 14
798 So, do you feel like, "Here Come the Night" or "Light My Fire"? 1.4097 0.05345 144 97 35 12
799 Wow! Eddie, your pyrotechnics team is really stepping up their game! 1.4095 0.06006 105 69 29 7
800 Maybe we should just skip to the chorus. 1.4095 0.05852 105 68 31 6
801 May be the fault is in the stars and not ourselves! 1.4095 0.06447 105 72 23 10
802 Well, it seems like we won't need to rent the smoke machine after all! 1.4091 0.06098 110 74 27 9
803 Keep playing. It's just another liberal hoax. 1.4091 0.06496 110 77 21 12
804 Then we close with "Come on Baby, Light My Fire." 1.4091 0.06098 110 74 27 9
805 Asteroids?! Fake news! 1.4082 0.06778 98 68 20 10
806 And tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 64,999,999 BCE 1.4077 0.06050 130 92 23 15
807 Hey! Think I have a better name: Bill Haley and The Meteors. 1.4074 0.06314 108 74 24 10
808 : 1,2,123, It’s the end of the world as we know it 1.4074 0.06314 108 74 24 10
809 I'm not sure that's the type of rock the crowd expected... 1.4074 0.06450 108 75 22 11
810 Oh for the good ol' days when we got pelted with ladies' underwear." 1.4071 0.06365 113 79 22 12
811 I don't know, guys. Where do you see us in five years? 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
812 I told you our farewell tour would be world-shaking. 1.4068 0.05925 118 80 28 10
813 I think with practice we could have a meteoric rise in the charts, but I could be dead wrong. 1.4068 0.05802 118 79 30 9
814 I know I was singing “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me”, but this was not what I had in mind… 1.4068 0.06046 118 81 26 11
815 Rex, can you up the tempo just a bit? 1.4068 0.05547 118 77 34 7
816 Bill Haley song may have been a bad idea. 1.4065 0.05270 123 79 38 6
817 I know this looks catastrophic, but hey - at least we won't have to play "Mustang Sally" or "Brown-Eyed Girl" ever again. 1.4062 0.05810 128 88 28 12
818 Don't worry,it won't land anywhere near us. We're playing soft rock. 1.4060 0.05233 133 87 38 8
819 And that oughta do it. 1.4058 0.05308 138 92 36 10
820 When they said we were the warm-up band, I didn’t know they meant this warm. 1.4057 0.05962 106 70 29 7
821 "I remember when rock was young." 1.4056 0.05722 143 101 26 16
822 I'm thinking our gig in Cancun is looking doubtful 1.4054 0.06447 111 78 21 12
823 Let's make it good; this may be our last live performance. 1.4054 0.05918 111 74 29 8
824 We did promise them this would be a smash hit 1.4054 0.06447 111 78 21 12
825 I guess this is as good a time as any to let you know I'm quitting the band to pursue my solo career 1.4052 0.05608 116 76 33 7
826 Well, there goes our record deal. 1.4052 0.06120 116 80 25 11
827 I think we should call it a wrap. 1.4048 0.05654 126 85 31 10
828 Let's announce the last dance. 1.4048 0.06190 126 90 21 15
829 Oh god; were we out of tune? 1.4045 0.07447 89 64 14 11
830 Ok,lets play "wipeout". 1.4044 0.05461 136 92 33 11
831 This wasn’t the big hit I was hoping for. 1.4044 0.05657 136 94 29 13
832 I don't think we need to rehearse any more. 1.4038 0.04879 156 103 43 10
833 Looks like a short set. 1.4038 0.05719 104 67 32 5
834 Oh wow, they’ll be talking about this for eons. 1.4031 0.05877 129 90 26 13
835 Goodness gracious great balls of fire,” We’ll pull that from our song list.” 1.4031 0.05337 129 85 36 8
836 Regrettably, I don’t believe we have time for “Free Bird.” 1.4029 0.05659 139 97 28 14
837 Pick up the tempo,boys! 1.4022 0.06194 92 60 27 5
838 Well I guess this is as good a time as any- Brian, you’re out of the band. 1.4021 0.06331 97 65 25 7
839 I think it's time we really evolve as a group 1.4020 0.06115 102 68 27 7
840 Should we call it the goodbye tour? 1.4020 0.06115 102 68 27 7
841 Last tune is a banger 1.4020 0.06574 102 71 21 10
842 Remember, Rock and Roll will never die. 1.4019 0.06753 107 77 17 13
843 How about we open with "Great Balls of Fire?" 1.4019 0.06621 107 76 19 12
844 I thought we couldn't afford a light show. 1.4019 0.05767 107 70 31 6
845 And you said, "It's not too late to get the band back together. 1.4019 0.05767 107 70 31 6
846 Double time! 1.4019 0.06349 107 74 23 10
847 Looks like the critics were right about us being a one-hit wonder 1.4018 0.05737 112 74 31 7
848 Forget the forecast, this is the best gig we've had in 15 million years. 1.4018 0.05450 112 72 35 5
849 Let’s party like it’s 10 million 99 B.C. 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
850 Nothing can stop us now! 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
851 It’s not the end of the world, but I think my arms are too short to play the guitar. 1.4000 0.06356 100 68 24 8
852 This is our last Extinction Event, fellas. After this, it's back to weddings and bar mitzvahs. 1.4000 0.06243 95 63 26 6
853 Looks like we better cut to our big finish. 1.4000 0.05805 110 73 30 7
854 I’m calling this “The times, they are a chang’in” 1.4000 0.05659 110 72 32 6
855 We have to get a new Pyro tech. This one is a going to ruin our timing. 1.4000 0.06759 95 66 20 9
856 Ok, now for a really big finale! 1.4000 0.05632 130 89 30 11
857 Looks like our meteoric rise to fame may be coming to an end. 1.4000 0.06759 95 66 20 9
858 Well, this looks like a wrap. 1.4000 0.05860 100 65 30 5
859 There's no need to go over it again. 1.4000 0.06667 100 70 20 10
860 The ONE time I get to sing lead 1.4000 0.06243 95 63 26 6
861 I guess our parents were right that there’s no future in music 1.4000 0.06736 85 57 22 6
862 That bad, huh? 1.4000 0.05873 95 61 30 4
863 Let's finish up with Great Balls of Fire! 1.3983 0.06270 118 84 21 13
864 Bummer, but we'll say it first: rock is dead. 1.3983 0.06270 118 84 21 13
865 Lets end it with a bang! 1.3982 0.05968 113 77 27 9
866 The sound guy says we have a hard stop at 66,000,000 BC. 1.3982 0.06099 113 78 25 10
867 If this is "the end of the world as we know it" I sure don't feel fine. 1.3982 0.06227 113 79 23 11
868 I thought we agreed NOT to go with the pyrotechnics?! 1.3982 0.05968 113 77 27 9
869 Quick! 1812 Overture! 1.3981 0.06162 108 74 25 9
870 Time for one more? 1.3981 0.05577 103 66 33 4
871 Take it from the middle. 1.3978 0.06512 93 63 23 7
872 Again, in the year 2525... 1.3964 0.05904 111 75 28 8
873 Yeah Terry, but if we DON’T play then the asteroid wins 1.3962 0.06242 106 73 24 9
874 It's the end of the world as we know it, it's the end of the world as we know it... 1.3960 0.06306 101 69 24 8
875 Let’s be honest, we’re lucky we made it this far in the business. 1.3960 0.06147 101 68 26 7
876 I guess this is what they mean by "hard rock" 1.3960 0.06147 101 68 26 7
877 How about: "We didn't start the fire" 1.3958 0.07021 96 69 16 11
878 Hey Larry, looks we are going to have to cut your keyboard solo short. 1.3958 0.06012 96 63 28 5
879 I’d say this is the moment for death metal. 1.3955 0.05506 134 92 31 11
880 Well, my arms weren't long enough for this anyways. 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
881 What do you mean the band name T-Rex is already taken? 1.3952 0.05930 124 87 25 12
882 At least we won't have to play an encore. 1.3950 0.05497 119 79 33 7
883 Relax! Our lead singer is late again, but it's not the end of the world. 1.3950 0.05497 119 79 33 7
884 This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die 1.3947 0.05926 114 78 27 9
885 Let’s rock this place with “Great Balls of Fire!” 1.3945 0.05976 109 74 27 8
886 And they said rock and roll would never die. 1.3942 0.05703 104 68 31 5
887 I guess this is our farewell concert. 1.3942 0.05007 137 90 40 7
888 I’m worried the live music scene is facing extinction 1.3939 0.06551 99 69 21 9
889 What do you guys think THAT pyrotechnic is gonna cost us? 1.3939 0.06061 99 66 27 6
890 I dont believe in extinction. Lets keep playing. 1.3939 0.06392 99 68 23 8
891 Looks like the gig's up 1.3937 0.05718 127 88 28 11
892 I guess this makes us the last of the prehistoric hard rockers. 1.3936 0.06456 94 64 23 7
893 Whatever happened to just throwing tomatoes? 1.3936 0.06456 94 64 23 7
894 Get the rim shot ready, Bob. 1.3933 0.05897 89 57 29 3
895 The asteroid drop isn’t supposed to come until after the chorus! 1.3932 0.05688 117 79 30 8
896 I guess that's what they call Rock of All Ages... 1.3929 0.05434 112 73 34 5
897 This’ll be remembered as the performance of a lifetime! 1.3929 0.06111 84 54 27 3
898 Looks like the pizza has arrived ... 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
899 Ok, ‘Nearer, My God, to Thee’…and a one, and a two… 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
900 Oh oh....looks like the future may belong to the cockroaches and the beetles.... 1.3925 0.06335 107 75 22 10
901 Fake news. 1.3922 0.05601 102 66 32 4
902 No, Larry! Practice is over when I say it’s over. 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
903 Fellas, we're gonna need to re-boot as the Byrds." 1.3918 0.06481 97 67 22 8
904 Looks like the future's going to belong to The Byrds. 1.3917 0.05833 120 83 27 10
905 Come on, there'll be other battle of the bands, it's not the end of the world! 1.3913 0.05481 115 76 33 6
906 I think we're done rehearsing. 1.3908 0.06811 87 60 20 7
907 For our next and final number, we will play "Nearer, My God, to Thee." 1.3908 0.07005 87 61 18 8
908 It’s maybe not the best time to bring this up, but I think I left the van unlocked. 1.3908 0.06407 87 58 24 5
909 Don’t worry. Q said the whole meteor thing is liberal fake news. 1.3908 0.07377 87 63 14 10
910 How does it feel to be on your own with no direction home, like a rolling- OH SHIT LOOK OUT! 1.3908 0.07005 87 61 18 8
911 Let's play the shorter version this time. 1.3905 0.06274 105 73 23 9
912 I knew we shouldn’t have come back for an encore 1.3902 0.05244 123 81 36 6
913 I’m gonna call this one…Great Balls of Fire. 1.3900 0.06801 100 72 17 11
914 I think it's looking more like we will be a Doom Metal band. 1.3900 0.05842 100 66 29 5
915 The Grateful Dead ? Why would we call ourselves that ? 1.3894 0.05954 113 78 26 9
916 Well Bob, it’s now or never to play your new song. 1.3893 0.05262 131 88 35 8
917 Does this mean our World Tour is cancelled? 1.3893 0.04915 131 85 41 5
918 I hope it's soft rock. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
919 Looks like we'll be just another one hit wonder. 1.3889 0.05631 126 87 29 10
920 Uptempo, guys! 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
921 I told you Mass Extinction Event was a stupid name for a band 1.3889 0.06687 108 79 16 13
922 I think this should be our last song. 1.3885 0.05055 139 93 38 8
923 There go our fifteen minutes. 1.3884 0.05551 121 82 31 8
924 Our set is over 1.3884 0.05551 121 82 31 8
925 I have a feeling we’re not getting an encore. 1.3884 0.05674 121 83 29 9
926 Nothing’s gonna stop us now? 1.3883 0.06358 103 72 22 9
927 It's only Jeff Bezos showing off again. 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
928 I think someone just requested Great Balls of Fire 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
929 I am guessing it’s last call. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
930 So tonight we better party like it’s 59.9999 million BC. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
931 I see it, I’m just more worried about the lack of evolution in our sound. 1.3878 0.05916 98 65 28 5
932 Wrap it up, NOW! 1.3878 0.05916 98 65 28 5
933 Let's name the band The Extinction. 1.3871 0.05457 124 84 32 8
934 Folks, we’ll be back after a brief break of about 66 million years. 1.3868 0.06226 106 74 23 9
935 Nope, guys, keep playing. We're going to be just as famous as that stupid Titanic band. 1.3866 0.05737 119 82 28 9
936 I have a sick feeling that we may have overdone the pyrotechnics. 1.3864 0.05655 132 93 27 12
937 Okay. One last time. From the top! ‘We didn’t start the fire…’ 1.3861 0.06288 101 70 23 8
938 I’ve got it! Let’s call ourselves “The Comets”! 1.3860 0.06293 114 82 20 12
939 Quick, on 4: It’s the end of the world as we know it … 1.3858 0.05706 127 89 27 11
940 Pick up the tempo, this is our finale. 1.3854 0.06517 96 67 21 8
941 Anyone know “Eve of Destruction”? 1.3854 0.05992 96 64 27 5
942 I miss it when they just threw bras. 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
943 Looks like we better move up our tour dates. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
944 Hard Rock’s Greatest Hits: The Fossil Record 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
945 I think it’s a sign we should take that offer from Bill Haley. 1.3851 0.05121 148 102 35 11
946 This will be our biggest hit. 1.3846 0.05543 117 79 31 7
947 Play on! I saw on Facebook, it's a hoax. 1.3846 0.06770 91 64 19 8
948 Let's skip to the fast part. 1.3839 0.06245 112 80 21 11
949 I hate to break it to you now but this is my last gig. I have a big opportunity in fossil fuels. 1.3839 0.05707 112 76 29 7
950 Really, we’re ending on this one? 1.3839 0.06245 112 80 21 11
951 Wtf. Our rider specifically said no pyrotechnics 1.3839 0.05846 112 77 27 8
952 I thought we agreed that we can't afford pyrotechnics. 1.3838 0.06210 99 68 24 7
953 Thankfully the classics never go extinct. 1.3838 0.06042 99 67 26 6
954 We're gonna keep practicing this number until we get it right. Even if we have to stay here till the end of time. 1.3838 0.05690 99 65 30 4
955 I thought we agreed on no pyrotechnics? 1.3833 0.05939 120 85 24 11
956 Did we sign a long term contract? 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
957 This could be the biggest hit of all time. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
958 Let's skip the finale and go right to the encore. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
959 I don’t care if it’s the end of the world! I’m not playing in a band called T-Rocks. 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
960 Flaming rock of doom. Hey, that’s a great name for the band! 1.3827 0.07364 81 58 15 8
961 Big crescendo now, guys. 1.3826 0.06487 115 85 16 14
962 Looks like we've got enough time for a short set." 1.3826 0.05738 115 79 28 8
963 Great set. But I still think we need a few pyrotechnics. 1.3826 0.05604 115 78 30 7
964 ok, guys let's skip directly to "Great balls of fire" 1.3826 0.06124 115 82 22 11
965 We were never going to get signed anyway 1.3826 0.05738 115 79 28 8
966 Nice one, Jerry Lee. 1.3824 0.05919 102 69 27 6
967 I think we should open with the encore. 1.3821 0.05599 123 85 29 9
968 Well, that's a wrap, folks! 1.3818 0.05916 110 76 26 8
969 And for our final number, a tune made famous by Jerry Lee Lewis... 1.3818 0.06055 110 77 24 9
970 Do you guys think we have time for an encore? 1.3817 0.05468 131 91 30 10
971 This is our last show. Play like there's no tomorrow. 1.3817 0.05468 131 91 30 10
972 Great balls of fire,unplugged. 1.3814 0.06462 97 68 21 8
973 Did someone request "Great Balls of Fire?" 1.3814 0.06626 97 69 19 9
974 Anyway, this one's called 'Ragnarok 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
975 Better play like there's no tomorrow! 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
976 Looks like this will be our last set. 1.3810 0.05642 105 70 30 5
977 Looks like our tour is cancelled. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
978 Keep playing…we won’t feel the blast for at least 10 seconds. 1.3805 0.05804 113 78 27 8
979 The Tyrannosaurus Wrecks had a meteoric rise before their meteoric fall 1.3804 0.07387 92 69 11 12
980 Encore? Really? 1.3804 0.07224 92 68 13 11
981 I HATE TO TELL YOU GUYS THIS ... BUT THE BAND'S BREAKING UP!!! 1.3804 0.06885 92 66 17 9
982 And now for our finale 1.3804 0.06152 92 62 25 5
983 Looks like we’re getting voted off the planet. 1.3804 0.06343 92 63 23 6
984 I didn’t mean party like its the end of the world literally.. 1.3804 0.05751 92 60 29 3
985 ♪♪ And on three...It's the End of the World as We Know It 1.3802 0.05411 121 82 32 7
986 Looks like no encore… 1.3802 0.05015 121 79 38 4
987 I think we're finally ready to tour. 1.3800 0.06479 100 71 20 9
988 Hey are you sure that was just Weed? 1.3797 0.06319 79 52 24 3
989 Mom said "No good would come of this" 1.3796 0.06131 108 76 23 9
990 Oh look, a rock! Let's roll. 1.3796 0.05842 108 74 27 7
991 That's it, we're extinct. But at least our songs will live on Classic Rock stations forever! 1.3793 0.06983 87 62 17 8
992 Well guys, I think that’s a wrap. 1.3793 0.06789 87 61 19 7
993 You know, they're still going to blame Yoko for breaking us up. 1.3789 0.06020 95 64 26 5
994 Our next song is ‘Another One Bites the Dust’. 1.3789 0.06203 95 65 24 6
995 I think it's time we just release the album. 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
996 Hey guys, looks like we're. about to lose our audience 1.3786 0.05708 103 69 29 5
997 Why are you pitching it as a "farewell" tour? 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
998 I think our tour is being cut short. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
999 This is gonna be a smash hit. 1.3782 0.05846 119 84 25 10
1000 Did you order special effects? 1.3778 0.05823 90 59 28 3
1001 Rock 'n' Roll is Dead they say. 1.3776 0.06241 98 68 23 7
1002 And finally,we play "It's Now or Never" 1.3776 0.05526 98 64 31 3
1003 I just feel like the hook on this one should go Goodness Gracious, something... something... something... 1.3776 0.06570 98 70 19 9
1004 'Goodness gracious' ... 'goodness gracious' ... .Don't worry, it'll come to me. 1.3776 0.05713 98 65 29 4
1005 That's the last time we cover ABBA 1.3776 0.06071 98 67 25 6
1006 For those about to experience mass extinction, we salute you. 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
1007 I think we should go straight to the encore. 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
1008 So much for predictions of meteoric rise! 1.3772 0.06026 114 81 23 10
1009 Looks like we’re going out with a bang 🦖 1.3772 0.05487 114 77 31 6
1010 That was TODAY? 1.3772 0.06279 114 83 19 12
1011 No excuses Rex. All of us have just 3 fingers. 1.3766 0.07404 77 55 15 7
1012 Well that confirms it. We’re one hit wonders. 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
1013 That's our cue. 1.3763 0.06288 93 64 23 6
1014 OK. Cue vocals for the finale. 1.3762 0.06426 101 72 20 9
1015 Guys, can we pick up the tempo? 1.3762 0.05946 101 69 26 6
1016 Hey! I finally thought of a band name. The Extinctions! 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1017 Guys, I think this is going to be our last song. 1.3761 0.06222 109 78 21 10
1018 Are we hot or what!? 1.3761 0.05787 117 82 26 9
1019 Let’s pretend we’re in the band on the Titanic 1.3760 0.05037 125 83 37 5
1020 Camon guys, tonight let's play like there's no tomorrow. 1.3759 0.04986 141 96 37 8
1021 Are we recording this? 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
1022 We can skip the encore." "I still think Bill Haley and the Comets is a great name for our band." 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1023 Oh, I don't know....maybe "Bill Haley and the Asteroids?" 1.3750 0.06985 96 71 14 11
1024 Something tells me, this is a wrap. 1.3750 0.05547 112 76 30 6
1025 Great balls of fire has a great ring to it. 1.3750 0.06985 96 71 14 11
1026 I TOLD you we were gonna bomb! 1.3750 0.06326 96 67 22 7
1027 Seismic Retrofit" is such a cool name for our band 1.3750 0.05683 120 84 27 9
1028 We should have listened to the science... 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
1029 Did you just say to finish the set or that our finish is set? 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1030 I think we should remove “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” from our set. 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1031 The show may not go on 1.3750 0.06975 80 56 18 6
1032 Laaaaast caaaaall. 1.3750 0.06506 80 54 22 4
1033 Finally some good lighting. 1.3750 0.06975 80 56 18 6
1034 Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction!" 1.3739 0.05983 115 82 23 10
1035 You guys remember “Eve of Destruction “? 1.3739 0.06232 115 84 19 12
1036 I think that this may be our last engagement! 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
1037 I guess comet-change is real after all. 1.3736 0.06748 91 65 18 8
1038 Time for our last set. 1.3736 0.06376 91 63 22 6
1039 I told you not to call us rockstars. 1.3736 0.06748 91 65 18 8
1040 If you’re so smart, Jerry Lee, you write the next lyric. 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
1041 Let's play amazing grace. 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
1042 We'd better pick up the tempo. 1.3730 0.05006 126 84 37 5
1043 Turns out calling us “The Extinct” was right on point. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
1044 So no reunion tour? 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
1045 So what if we skip practice today-what is it, the end of the world? 1.3725 0.06671 102 75 16 11
1046 They said to just keep playing. Maybe we get to go after the women and children. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1047 This isn't the meteoric rise to fame I imagined.... 1.3723 0.06047 94 64 25 5
1048 Ominous, but a great album cover. 1.3721 0.05975 86 57 26 3
1049 We did say it was a rock concert… 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
1050 Thanks for having us, this is our last song. 1.3718 0.05802 78 50 27 1
1051 But we just got live music back after that Mammal pandemic! 1.3717 0.05213 113 75 34 4
1052 I just feel like we’re becoming less relevant. 1.3714 0.06385 105 76 19 10
1053 My agent tells me our career is toast unless we can make this performance end with a bang. 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
1054 It’s a hoax. It said so on Facebook. 1.3711 0.06767 97 71 16 10
1055 I don't think we should call ourselves a ''hot rock band'. 1.3711 0.06273 97 68 22 7
1056 Alright everyone, last song. 1.3710 0.05664 124 88 26 10
1057 I will love you til the stars fall from the … run!! 1.3708 0.06267 89 61 23 5
1058 We won't be remembered for our art, I fear. 1.3708 0.06267 89 61 23 5
1059 This is going to be a hit. I can feel it in the air tonight. 1.3708 0.06468 89 62 21 6
1060 The request is for Great Balls Of Fire in the key of G. 1.3707 0.05812 116 82 25 9
1061 I've got the extinction blues. 1.3704 0.05673 108 74 28 6
1062 Extinction tour it is. 1.3704 0.05943 81 53 26 2
1063 You can say goodbye to rock and roll forever!" 1.3704 0.05943 81 53 26 2
1064 I just find your dystopian “ice age” lyrics laughably unrealistic. 1.3704 0.06904 81 57 18 6
1065 Our fossil record will make us famous. 1.3704 0.07124 81 58 16 7
1066 I just heard we have five more minutes! 1.3704 0.06390 108 79 18 11
1067 There's never a good time for this, but I'm leaving the band and going solo. 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1068 That reminds me - should we add "Great Balls of Fire" to our set list? 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1069 You guys know a requiem? 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1070 I don’t think we need to warm up. 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1071 I don’t think we’ll be remembered for our music. 1.3699 0.07169 73 51 17 5
1072 Dino, Desi, and Billy - The Farewell Tour 1.3697 0.05830 119 85 24 10
1073 I hope we come back as Beatles. 1.3696 0.05929 92 62 26 4
1074 Damn and I just got my booster shot. 1.3696 0.06687 92 66 18 8
1075 No, it's not part of the set. 1.3694 0.05419 111 75 31 5
1076 That's our cue - lets do the finale ! 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
1077 Who ordered the pizza? 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
1078 Bummer! Just when we've invented rock 'n' roll! 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
1079 You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain Too much love drives a reptile insane You broke my will, but what a thrill GOODNESS GRACIOUS, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE! 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
1080 I think we can skip the encore. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
1081 We're going to rock this world!!! 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
1082 You didn't ground the amp, did you? 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
1083 Fella's I'm glad we decided to rent our instruments rather than buy them. 1.3684 0.05996 95 65 25 5
1084 ‘Nearer My God to Thee’ in D? 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
1085 This could be a very short set. 1.3684 0.05609 114 79 28 7
1086 OK fellas. Lets really rock this ending. 1.3684 0.05996 95 65 25 5
1087 Our next number will be in response to a special audience request for Jerry Lee Lewis's "Great Balls of Fire." 1.3684 0.06263 114 84 18 12
1088 Goodness, gracious. Great balls of fire!! Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma 1.3679 0.06190 106 76 21 9
1089 So, do you think our music will stand the test of time? 1.3679 0.05580 106 72 29 5
1090 Let’s play this last one like we have thumbs! 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
1091 Hurry it up. Our set ends in 2 minutes. 1.3678 0.06764 87 62 18 7
1092 Ok,so maybe one disco song wouldn’t have killed us. 1.3678 0.05691 87 57 28 2
1093 I don't care. It will be one hell of a finale!! 1.3675 0.05374 117 80 31 6
1094 Let’s try it in B flat. 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1095 Okay, looks like last call, folks. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1096 I guess this will be the farewell tour… 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1097 Don't worry, it's just an Amazon delivery. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1098 Party like it's 65,000,001 B.C.! 1.3671 0.07246 79 57 15 7
1099 This is gonna be a huge hit. I can just feel it. 1.3671 0.06783 79 55 19 5
1100 At least you have your teaching degree to fall back on Phil, what are we going to do? 1.3671 0.07019 79 56 17 6
1101 I think now is good time to start working on some of the drummer's song ideas. 1.3670 0.05478 109 74 30 5
1102 Our final song for the evening will be 'Last Dance.' 1.3667 0.05790 120 86 24 10
1103 OK, Take five ... hundred million years. 1.3663 0.06089 101 71 23 7
1104 First, Keith Richards doesn't show up for rehearsal and now this. 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
1105 I told you the light show was a bad idea!” 1.3659 0.06379 82 56 22 4
1106 Any chance that's just the stage lights? 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
1107 Ready? Light My Fire from the top! 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
1108 Oh no! This one was for our Climate Change Fund-raiser 1.3659 0.07466 82 61 12 9
1109 I thing I know how this song ends. 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
1110 Something tells me this tune is gonna be a big hit! 1.3656 0.05677 93 62 28 3
1111 This next one is for paleontologists. 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
1112 More cowbell! 1.3654 0.05965 104 73 24 7
1113 Well, at least we'll be famous ... 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
1114 Ladies and gentlemen, you've been a great audience. We're now going to take a 65 million year intermission. 1.3652 0.05966 115 83 22 10
1115 Okay, and now for the big finish! 1.3647 0.06449 85 59 21 5
1116 Personally, I’d prefer to fade away. 1.3647 0.06228 85 58 23 4
1117 Well, there goes the band 1.3647 0.06663 85 60 19 6
1118 I dunno, Mick, “Rolling Stones” has a good ring to it, but I’m telling you, “Flaming Asteroid” is really gonna kill! 1.3647 0.06449 85 59 21 5
1119 Do you think our music will ever be extinct? Nah, Rock On! 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1120 Something tells me this will be our last farewell tour." 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
1121 I think we are ready for the Death Jam. 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
1122 That's it! That's the logo for our Farewell Tour. 1.3644 0.05978 118 86 21 11
1123 Why did you switch to B flat? 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
1124 To-night I'm gonna party like it's 66 million B.C. 1.3636 0.06892 88 64 16 8
1125 There won’t be an encore this time! 1.3636 0.05824 99 68 26 5
1126 There goes our meteoric rise…. 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
1127 Maybe we scrap the encore? 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1128 The Mammals don't even HAVE a band. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1129 I told you “The Comets” was bad luck. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1130 Um, fellas, I think this will be our last set. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1131 Do we know anything in the key of Extinction? 1.3636 0.06087 88 60 24 4
1132 It's been an honor, gentlemen 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
1133 Guys, I’m not really feeling fine… 1.3636 0.05641 88 58 28 2
1134 It's just that Jeff Bezos guy playing rocket man again 1.3636 0.06700 88 63 18 7
1135 Man, could the Progressive Rock metaphor be more spot on? 1.3636 0.06298 88 61 22 5
1136 A shooting star! It’s good luck for the band! 1.3636 0.06700 88 63 18 7
1137 And now, for our big ending.... 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
1138 Better to burn out than to fade away, right guys? 1.3628 0.06037 113 82 21 10
1139 Let's do our cover of 'It's the End of the World as We Know It.' 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
1140 I don’t believe we’ll have time for our encore. 1.3627 0.05358 102 68 31 3
1141 At the end of the song, smash your instruments. 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
1142 Which one of you is Bill Haley? 1.3626 0.06156 91 63 23 5
1143 Come on guys, it’s just an asteroid. We’ve got a gig tomorrow. 1.3626 0.05745 91 61 27 3
1144 That's the last request for the evening!!! 1.3626 0.06156 91 63 23 5
1145 Come on guys, let's play like it's our last night on earth! 1.3626 0.06540 91 65 19 7
1146 At least we’ll go out with a bang! 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
1147 Kids these days say rock ‘n’ roll is only for dinosaurs. 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
1148 It's the End of the World as We Know It," on three... Ready 1.3621 0.05923 116 84 22 10
1149 Damn! Just when we learned our fourth chord. 1.3619 0.05600 105 72 28 5
1150 Maybe we should switch to hard rock? 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1151 I hate to say it. But now I'm pretty sure we'll be a one-hit wonder. 1.3619 0.05600 105 72 28 5
1152 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie 1.3619 0.06366 105 77 18 10
1153 I guess we could call ourselves Bill Haley's Comet. 1.3619 0.06220 105 76 20 9
1154 Well, we'll be vinyl SOMEday. 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1155 Maybe it wasn’t such a great time to get the band back together. 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
1156 Now that I think about it, maybe covering "It's the End of the World as We Know It" was not the best idea. 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
1157 This looks like our last set. Let's make it one for the history books! 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
1158 I told you guys that going disco would not end well. 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
1159 Let's make this our finale. 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
1160 OK boys, time for our "Extinction Blues". 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
1161 Someday we will be extinct,but our music will live on. 1.3617 0.06739 94 69 16 9
1162 So we re-group and call ourselves The Byrds. 1.3614 0.07187 83 61 14 8
1163 Live and let die-nosaur 1.3614 0.05833 83 55 26 2
1164 It's the Final Countdown! 1.3614 0.06317 83 57 22 4
1165 That's got to be a good omen, right? 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
1166 We just need one great hit. 1.3614 0.07187 83 61 14 8
1167 Let’s make this our last song for tonight. 1.3611 0.05497 108 74 29 5
1168 The original "one hit wonders"! 1.3611 0.05652 108 75 27 6
1169 It’s the end of the world as we know it,” on three 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
1170 Let’s call it Unfinished Melody. 1.3608 0.06075 97 68 23 6
1171 Should we continue to entertain the audience to keep them calm? 1.3608 0.05711 97 66 27 4
1172 I won't let the sun go down on me, I won't let the sun go ...oh fuck it. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
1173 What a great song. We’ll still be singing it in a hundred years 1.3608 0.05896 97 67 25 5
1174 I’m not crazy about the ending. 1.3607 0.05943 122 90 20 12
1175 One more song! 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
1176 We all know it - right? 1 and 2 and 3! Come on, baby … light my fire! 1.3605 0.06802 86 62 17 7
1177 Ok! Which one of you ate our singer? 1.3605 0.07001 86 63 15 8
1178 Phewph, I was dreading telling them I was gonna leave the band. 1.3605 0.06802 86 62 17 7
1179 It'll be a graveyard smash! 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
1180 Okay guys, let’s hit “Goodness gracious, Great Balls o’ fire,” and then close with “It’s the End of the World As We Know It (and I Feel Fine).” 1.3605 0.06802 86 62 17 7
1181 We're too old for this. 1.3605 0.05944 86 58 25 3
1182 I'm guessing no encore... 1.3604 0.05694 111 78 26 7
1183 Did one of you order pyrotechnics? 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
1184 This may be a good time to tell you I'm going solo. 1.3600 0.07011 75 53 17 5
1185 As long as we play,'Rock & Roll Can Never Die,' we'll be fine. 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
1186 They’ve been saying rock’n’roll is dead for a while now. 1.3596 0.06032 89 61 24 4
1187 I think we have time for one more song. 1.3596 0.06636 89 64 18 7
1188 It’s better to burn out than fade away 1.3596 0.06032 89 61 24 4
1189 When it comes to Rock and Roll, I think we are the only band older than the Rolling Stones. 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
1190 Well, we'll always have the Cretaceous. 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
1191 Just our luck,we finally get our act together in time for an extinction event. 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
1192 ‘I see we’re getting the light so we’re going to wrap this up’ 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
1193 Okay, who ordered the large pizza with flames? 1.3590 0.06573 78 54 20 4
1194 The contract did say we were opening for The Mammals. 1.3590 0.06573 78 54 20 4
1195 The true beginning of rock and roll. 1.3590 0.06822 78 55 18 5
1196 And now for our final hit… 1.3587 0.06481 92 66 19 7
1197 Quick! Play "The Final Countdown"! 1.3587 0.06101 92 64 23 5
1198 Play Stairway to Heaven 1.3587 0.06839 92 68 15 9
1199 Let's not go with the ten minute drum solo 1.3587 0.06294 92 65 21 6
1200 Should we play Great Balls of Fire now? 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
1201 This may be our last encore for awhile. 1.3583 0.05265 120 83 31 6
1202 Our next hit is imminent! 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
1203 Let's cover the Stones: "This could be last time, This could be the last time, May be the last time, I don't know..." 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1204 I guess we won't be at Woodstock. 1.3579 0.05378 95 63 30 2
1205 Unfinished Symphony- extremely fast. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1206 Let's up the tempo. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1207 Wow! We’re just like those musicians on the Titanic. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1208 Dance like nobody's watching, and play like there's no tomorrow. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1209 Guys, I think we are going to be a One-Hit-Wonder 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1210 I don't care if it is the end of the world, Larry, we're not playing 'Free Bird.' 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1211 Sorry, but we're going to have to skip the drum solo. 1.3578 0.05759 109 77 25 7
1212 We might want to pick up the tempo. 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
1213 Dude, just finish the song! It’s probably not a big deal. 1.3571 0.07114 84 62 14 8
1214 This could be our last gig; I think we’ll go out with a bang though. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1215 There goes our meteoric rise to fame. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1216 What rhymes with extinction? 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
1217 Well I think it's a good omen for our concert. 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
1218 We should’ve fired that pyrotechnic guy! 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
1219 So...uptempo? 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
1220 Whatever happened to constructive criticism? 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
1221 Oh great, just when we finally figured out what these weird little appendages are for. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
1222 No encore tonight, guys. Just play the Stones’ “It’s All Over Now.” 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
1223 I thought we said no light show. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
1224 Listen, if we could play through all the heckling at that dive bar last week, we can play through this. 1.3563 0.06327 87 61 21 5
1225 Looks like the gig is over. 1.3563 0.06327 87 61 21 5
1226 I didn't expect hecklers to be this bad. 1.3563 0.05890 87 59 25 3
1227 it just feels that our timing is off 1.3562 0.07133 73 52 16 5
1228 And that’s what we get for going Country. 1.3558 0.05452 104 71 29 4
1229 Do you guys know “Til the end of time” ? 1.3558 0.05943 104 74 23 7
1230 This is the end, my friend... " 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
1231 I mean, I know we're dinosaurs. But suddenly I feel like that term has a double meaning. 1.3556 0.06574 90 65 18 7
1232 I think it's about time for our grand finale... 1.3551 0.05673 107 75 26 6
1233 I think we can stop discussing whether we should become a quartet. 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
1234 Tell Mick & Keith to take it from here 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1235 Yes yes, our music is Hard Rock. Stop screaming. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1236 Anyone know “It’s the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)? 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1237 Uuuhhh……. I think we have time for one more request. 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
1238 OK, boys. Let's end this with a really big bang. 1.3544 0.06251 79 54 22 3
1239 Forget about the encore. 1.3542 0.05537 96 65 28 3
1240 Do you think we have enough time for Stairway to Heaven? 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1241 I guess God isn’t a fan. 1.3542 0.06102 96 68 22 6
1242 Oh, crap, this is gonna knock out the power for the rest of the gig. 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
1243 I can't make it next Thursday, guys. 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
1244 Don’t let the sun catch you crying. 1.3537 0.07233 82 61 13 8
1245 I think this one's going to be a big hit. 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
1246 So, he left us for Yoko, it’s not like it’s the end of the world. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1247 Here comes the Sun! Again? 1.3535 0.06471 99 73 17 9
1248 Anybody know the words to ‘ Great Balls o Fire’? 1.3535 0.06144 99 71 21 7
1249 I'm starting to feel a bit disingenuous about our distinct brand of nihilist punk rock 1.3535 0.06144 99 71 21 7
1250 Skip the encore. 1.3529 0.05145 119 82 32 5
1251 Great Balls of Fire" on 3 1.3529 0.07430 85 65 10 10
1252 At least we're the opening band. 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
1253 Looks like our 15 minutes of fame is over! 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
1254 It'll be a hit in no time. 1.3529 0.06483 102 76 16 10
1255 I mean, we are an eighties cover band, we knew it was going to end sooner or later... 1.3529 0.05512 102 70 28 4
1256 Don’t worry - it’s only one of Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s balls 1.3529 0.07773 68 50 12 6
1257 The lights and our first gig is making me a nervous Rex 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
1258 Skip to finale! 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
1259 Well, whatever that was, let's party like there's no tomorrow 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
1260 Rehearsal next week is canceled. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
1261 If we keep practicing, I predict a meteoric rise to fame! 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
1262 is the Cretaceous over already? 1.3523 0.06056 88 61 23 4
1263 C’mon Tony, you think we’ll really get discovered—out here? Not in a million years. 1.3523 0.06865 88 65 15 8
1264 Guys , no endless solos this time... 1.3523 0.06672 88 64 17 7
1265 Who called for fireworks?” 1.3521 0.06683 71 49 19 3
1266 Did you order the pyrotechnics display? 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
1267 Just when we figured out how to use these little arms. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1268 Let's do "Stairway to Heaven" one more time 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1269 Maybe we should announce last set. 1.3516 0.05270 91 60 30 1
1270 Rob, I told you no pyrotechnics- let our music speak for itself! 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1271 So our lead singer left. It’s not the end of the world, guys. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1272 Looks like we don’t have time for “Free Bird” 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1273 I don’t see a reunion tour in our future. 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
1274 Still, don’t interrupt my guitar solo. 1.3514 0.05063 111 75 33 3
1275 After extinction, the mammals will have better fingers. 1.3514 0.05527 111 78 27 6
1276 I have a feeling that we won’t need a bass player. 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
1277 Always cover songs. If we play Great Balls of Fire one more time. ,,,,I swear it'll kill me. 1.3511 0.06715 94 70 15 9
1278 Don't worry, Trump said it's going to fly right by. It isn't even going to hit the elephants or the turtle. 1.3511 0.06715 94 70 15 9
1279 Thank you, Yucatan! You've been great. And now, A Hard Rain's Gonna Fall! 1.3511 0.06365 94 68 19 7
1280 Tell me the Ark is still parked! 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
1281 We still have 30 minutes of practice. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
1282 Aren't you happy we rented this equipment? 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
1283 Tell Keith Richards we won’t be needing him tomorrow night. 1.3500 0.06723 100 76 13 11
1284 Well, that's it. Rock is dead! 1.3500 0.07138 80 59 14 7
1285 I’ve got a hot idea. Let’s call it ‘The Eve of Destruction”! 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
1286 I think we have 'The End is Near' downpat. 1.3500 0.04972 120 82 34 4
1287 Hurry!! We've got to play "Yesterday" one more time. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1288 Are we sure we want to go with "It's The End Of The World As We Know It" for the album title? 1.3494 0.06734 83 60 17 6
1289 I guess we're going out with a bang after all. 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
1290 Suddenly, The End of the World doesn't seem like such a cool name for a band. 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1291 My folks always said I’d have no future if I joined a band. 1.3494 0.06734 83 60 17 6
1292 We weren't evolving as a band anyway. 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
1293 Ixnay on the “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Oorday.” 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
1294 QUICK! The Jerry Lee Lewis tribute! 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
1295 We may have waited too long to get the band back together. 1.3488 0.06356 86 61 20 5
1296 Oer next songs "Come on baby light my fire" 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
1297 Until the end, they said. 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
1298 I fear our next record will be the fossil record. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
1299 Of course we go on. If we were the band on a sinking ship, would we just stop playing? 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
1300 I think it's time for our sound to evolve. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1301 To quote a descendant of ours, the sky is falling. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1302 Talk about bad timing. 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
1303 If it wants to join the band, then tell it we need a singer with a longer tail...... 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1304 I know I’ve said this before, but Greg, this is seriously your last chance to play on beat. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1305 I think we should close with “it’s the end of the world as we know it” 1.3482 0.05910 112 82 21 9
1306 Okay,cool,I think we have time for just one more. 1.3482 0.05338 112 78 29 5
1307 I think we're in for a big hit very soon guys...... 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1308 Should we change the band’s name to Grateful? 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1309 Maybe we should reimagine ourselves as The Birds. 1.3474 0.06654 95 71 15 9
1310 ‘This is the dawning of the Age of …’ 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
1311 Who’s in charge of the pyrotechnics? 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1312 On the bright side, we'll never record a cliché Christmas record. 1.3472 0.06897 72 51 17 4
1313 Okay, final set and last call for drinks. 1.3472 0.07443 72 53 13 6
1314 It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fiiiiiiiiiiiinnneeeeeeeeee! 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1315 Five, six, seven, AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1316 Barry McGuire's 'Eve of Destruction' - you guys know that one? 1.3467 0.06710 75 53 18 4
1317 New title: Dust in the Wind 1.3467 0.06436 75 52 20 3
1318 Seriously, no encores this time. 1.3467 0.05532 75 49 26 0
1319 I have a feelin that this song is the one that we'll be remembered for. 1.3467 0.06710 75 53 18 4
1320 Again? 1.3467 0.07472 75 56 12 7
1321 Well there goes our reunion tour. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1322 How do we like the name "The Fossils"? 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1323 I hope this doesn't affect our next gig. 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
1324 I guess we’re the headliner after all. 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
1325 All that hard work learning to make music with our short arms and now we are going to become extinct. 1.3458 0.05954 107 78 21 8
1326 I guess it’s the final count down… 1.3458 0.05954 107 78 21 8
1327 Guys…I’m gay. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
1328 Did you order the pyrotechnics? 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1329 Can anyone play the blues? 1.3457 0.07278 81 61 12 8
1330 For our last number, we're gonna go out with a bang! 1.3457 0.05869 81 55 24 2
1331 Does He think we’re that bad? 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1332 Let's play "It's the end of the world as we know it!" 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
1333 What did you mean when you said, "We're practicing for the big finale?" 1.3452 0.05987 84 58 23 3
1334 And that was the end of Rex and Roll. 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
1335 OK, 'It's the End of the World as We Know It...on 3..." 1.3452 0.06222 84 59 21 4
1336 I guess this is the best time to let you know I can’t read sheet music. 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
1337 I just thought of a great band name...The Fab Fossils. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1338 Wait, exactly how long is 'Stairway to Heaven"? 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
1339 I mean, it’s perfect for our aesthetic, but at what cost? 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
1340 Please Lord, give us a sign if we should break up the band. 1.3444 0.06917 90 68 13 9
1341 Doubletime maybe? 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
1342 Well, it looks like no one will ever understand jazz. 1.3441 0.06575 93 69 16 8
1343 What? We finally got signed by a record label? 1.3441 0.05184 93 62 30 1
1344 We were just heating up. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
1345 Last Dance? 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
1346 I suppose the Beetles will survive. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
1347 I think the mushrooms are kicking in. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
1348 Didn’t we vote “No” for pyrotechnics this show? ” 1.3441 0.05616 93 64 26 3
1349 I'm going to say the gig is up. 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
1350 They said rock music would summon the end of the world. 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1351 For our next song: Great Balls of Fire 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1352 You know what? Looks like we're gonna have to scratch that encore." 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1353 Why the f*$k did you stop playing? 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
1354 It's those damn mammals again! 1.3434 0.06605 99 75 14 10
1355 One smash hit would alter our lives 1.3434 0.05948 99 71 22 6
1356 Looks like this will be our final number. 1.3433 0.06573 67 46 19 2
1357 We're cutting your solo, Barry 1.3433 0.07228 67 48 15 4
1358 That's fast, Didn't we order pizza 5 minutes ago? 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
1359 There goes our shot at the big time. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
1360 Let’s start a death metal band you said, it’ll last longer than you think you said… 1.3431 0.05118 102 69 31 2
1361 Got the chords for "Here Comes the Sun"? 1.3429 0.06176 105 78 18 9
1362 And a 1,2 ,3; ah forget it. 1.3425 0.07610 73 55 11 7
1363 Dude, this show is goin' down in history! 1.3425 0.06534 73 51 19 3
1364 Looks like no encore tonite fellows. 1.3421 0.06367 76 53 20 3
1365 I call this next piece 'The Eve of Destruction'" 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1366 You guys know “Take The Money And Run”? 1.3421 0.07621 76 58 10 8
1367 Well, so much for our farewell tour. 1.3421 0.05822 114 84 21 9
1368 One more time. Let’s take it from “I hope I die before I get old.” 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1369 Wait…that’s not on the setlist. 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
1370 We're a rock band. We don't do 'Goodnight Irene' 1.3415 0.06309 82 58 20 4
1371 Whoa, tough crowd. 1.3415 0.06543 82 59 18 5
1372 🎶 “it’s the end of the world as we know it (and we feel fine)”🎶 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1373 OK, who requested 'Great Balls of Fire'?" 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1374 I guess sometimes it really IS too late to follow your dreams. 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
1375 Maybe calling ourselves “The Flaming Comets” wasn’t the best choice. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1376 Do you guys know, “On the Eve of Destruction”? 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
1377 And a one and a two and a one two...flee! 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1378 Well, there's the rock... I'm gonna roll 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1379 I thought they said rock ‘n’ roll would never die, 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1380 We were just warming up 1.3407 0.05682 91 63 25 3
1381 Aren’t we supposed to be the rockstars? 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1382 Let's play the Doors,"This is the end" 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1383 I think this is going to be a big hit. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1384 That's not what I meant when I wished for a meteoric rise to fame. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
1385 It's a good thing we recorded this set. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
1386 Kevin, can you play this one faster? 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1387 Keep playing, we want everybody to keep calm. 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1388 Let's take five million.... 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1389 Dude, just count us in already 1.3402 0.05461 97 67 27 3
1390 Whatta ya think? Stardust? 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1391 Is now a good time to mention that I’m going solo? 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1392 I don't know why, but let's call this next one titanic ... 1.3394 0.05249 109 76 29 4
1393 I told you that light shows and special effects can go wrong. 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
1394 I think we better go straight to the encore. 1.3393 0.05314 112 79 28 5
1395 OK guys! Let’s finish the set off with a big bang! 1.3382 0.06495 68 47 19 2
1396 We dedicate this one to Exxon! Keep on Burning! 1.3382 0.06825 68 48 17 3
1397 Goodness gracious. 1.3380 0.07491 71 53 12 6
1398 When we discussed using pyrotechnics, this isn't what I was thinking of. 1.3380 0.07491 71 53 12 6
1399 Knock knock knockin’ on Heaven’s Door… 1.3380 0.07491 71 53 12 6
1400 Audiences are tougher these days. In Vaudeville, they used a hook. 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1401 We had a good run, Mick. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
1402 It's the end of the world as we - 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
1403 This is the LAST time we open for a meteorological event. 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
1404 Song change, let's play "It's the end of the world as we know it." 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1405 Did anybody actually read the insurance riders? 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1406 Hey you never know, the Dead kept it going after they lost Jerry. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1407 I wonder why Bob skipped today’s rehearsal… 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1408 There goes the neighborhood. 1.3375 0.07103 80 60 13 7
1409 Better skip In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. 1.3375 0.06148 80 56 21 3
1410 I told you we shouldn't call the band 'The New Bill Hailey and His Comets! 1.3375 0.07323 80 61 11 8
1411 I have this feeling that someday they'll just call us old fossils! 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1412 This one is called Stairway to Heaven 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
1413 Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, could be more important than this show Sunday 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1414 One last set before we call it a day? 1.3373 0.06006 83 58 22 3
1415 Let's do one more. 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
1416 This one’s going to be a big hit, guys. 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
1417 Looks like we can cross that encore number off our playlist. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1418 I think this is it.. we're about to explode onto the scene . 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
1419 Another left-wing, radical, democrat manufactured crisis. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1420 Don’t bother showing up for sound check tomorrow guys 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
1421 Well crap! Evangelical Fundamentalists were right. This new music we invented DID lead to our destruction. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1422 Actually, I didn’t mean the song when I said “This is the final countdown”. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1423 Wait and see, Gary. I bet they use this as an excuse not to pay us 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1424 Hey,at least we didn’t bomb. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1425 The critics predicted we would have a meteoric rise. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1426 Ladies and gentlemen, after tonight's performance we will be making some major disappearances around the the globe. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1427 Let's set the mood for global destruction with a little jazz. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1428 Actually, Larry, it is the end of the world when you use a flat 9 over a dominant seventh chord and all we're trying to do is make it through the Wedding Song. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1429 You tell me over and over and over again my friend. Ah, you don’t believe we’re on the eve of destruction. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1430 '' OK guys one more time -So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye'' 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
1431 Okay, let's pick this one up to 4/4 time. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1432 Guess that's the last time we sing 'Here Comes the Sun' 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1433 When the moon hits your eyelike a big pizza pie that's amore. 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1434 I was going to call it, “Here Comes the Sun,” but maybe this is a sign —there’s a better title. 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
1435 Looks like our reunion tour is going to be canceled. 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
1436 Free Bird! 1.3368 0.06627 95 72 14 9
1437 But we're not that kind of rock band 1.3368 0.05521 95 66 26 3
1438 Anyone want us to play a song from Deep Purple's Fireball album? 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
1439 The band before time 1.3368 0.05720 95 67 24 4
1440 Screw andante, we better play this next one in allegro! 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1441 After this set, let’s take a ten-million year break. 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
1442 now we'll have to begin all over again 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1443 Bill Haley can’t be far behind 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1444 I think we better pick up the tempo, and maybe dump the final chorus. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1445 Remember dudes! Big Finish... 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1446 Told you guys we'd be a tough act to follow! 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1447 Let’s get T. Rex back together again in a few million years. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1448 I can’t explain it but I want to call this song, “Tonight I’m gonna party like it’s 66 million BCE” 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
1449 Better skip Bohemian Rhapsody, Kevin. 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
1450 I had told you not to play "Stairway to Heaven" 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
1451 Looks like someone doesn’t like our music 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1452 Let's finish the encore guys, that's no big de.... 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1453 I don't think we have time for an encore. 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
1454 Just another conspiracy theory—keep playing! 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1455 Maybe protest songs aren't enough. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1456 Dang it, guys! And just when it felt like this band was really starting to evolve. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
1457 Ok~ it’s the finale. In 3, 2, 1… 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1458 I guess this means no encore! 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
1459 Let's pick up the tempo, boys. We're going to be extinct in 30 seconds. 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
1460 Let's call our band the, uh...Flaming Meteorites. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1461 Maybe we should jump right to "Stairway to Heaven" 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1462 It might be time to jump to the coda 1.3333 0.05270 96 66 28 2
1463 Okay, let's pick up the tempo a bit. 1.3333 0.06255 72 50 20 2
1464 You're right, it is the end of the world as we know, but personally, I feel fine. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1465 The concert was timed perfectly for a meteoric rise and fall of the Tyrano Trio. 1.3333 0.05561 99 70 25 4
1466 Rock and roll will never die 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
1467 Once more, with feeling. 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
1468 It's probably a sign we should take a break. 1.3333 0.05241 90 61 28 1
1469 Let’s cal it rock! 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1470 Let's not overreact. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1471 Does this mean that the tour is canceled? 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1472 That'll rock the world. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1473 Ok from the top let’s do “We didn’t start the fire” 1.3333 0.07672 75 58 9 8
1474 It’s Bill Haley !! 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1475 I think we'd better cut the encore. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
1476 Great balls of fire, take it from the top. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1477 How about a rousing rendition of "Nearer My God To Thee". 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
1478 Well, that light means our time is up. You've been a great crowd. Remember to tip your Neanderthal. 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1479 I think we need to shorten the drum solo. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
1480 I feel like if we don't go electric, we'll be like, you know, dinosaurs. 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
1481 Okay, let’s forget that T. Rex cover song and learn something by Survivor. 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
1482 Let's do the one about the end of the world. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1483 At least we're going out with a bang. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1484 Maybe cancel culture has gone a bit too far." 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
1485 Maybe 'The Eternal Dinos' isn't the best name for our group. 1.3333 0.06941 66 47 16 3
1486 It's been an honour playing with you, Gentlemen. 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
1487 OK A A A Y That's a wrap! 1.3333 0.05095 108 75 30 3
1488 How 'bout "Goodness Gracious! Great Balls of Fire" as the title? 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
1489 Bill Dino and the original Comets. 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1490 On second thought boys, I don't think we need to work on the encore any longer 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
1491 This'll make a great album cover. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1492 Do you guys know the words to Auld Lang Syne? 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1493 We only have time for one encore. 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1494 Rock and Roll!! It will change the world!! 1.3333 0.06723 93 71 13 9
1495 All I am saying is that we should not have postponed our world tour. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1496 We’re going to be the world’s first ‘one-hit wonder’. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1497 I agree its a rock, but what happens if it doesn't roll? 1.3333 0.05674 78 53 24 1
1498 Whoa! Who set up the cool pyrotechnics? 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1499 When I said I wanted to be under the bright lights, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1500 I'm getting some bad vibrations. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1501 You know the song, Sing along! 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1502 I haven’t even used all my drink tickets yet 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
1503 Maybe rock music wasn’t such a good idea 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1504 Do you guys know American Pie? 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1505 OK, "Great Balls of Fire", let's hit it. 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1506 Who ordered the fireworks to commemorate our last live performance? 1.3302 0.05143 106 74 29 3
1507 Another one bites the dust 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1508 No, no, one last time, it's "C'mon baby light my fire We've time to wallow in the mire" 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1509 Who would have thought it was Bill Haley caused our extinction 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1510 It's not over 'til it's over... 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
1511 One more time doing 'Wipe Out', boys - then practice is over. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1512 Doug, you might want to rein in the drum solo. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1513 Really? You wanna play "Great Balls of Fire"? 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
1514 Any last requests from the audience? 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1515 Let's end with the 1812 Overture--we won't need the cannons. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1516 I’m afraid we’ll only gonna be remembered as I one hit wonder band. 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1517 I was going to suggest, “Here Comes the Sun,” but looking closer, not sure it really is the sun. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1518 When you said "I think we've got a hit!" what exactly did you mean? 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1519 I don’t think “Sunrise, sunset” will work for this wedding. 1.3298 0.05324 94 65 27 2
1520 I think we have time for one last song. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1521 This is not what I was expecting when you guys said our agent said we were on a “Meteoric Rise “ !!! 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1522 Faced with dwindling options, the band played on… 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1523 It's just more fake news. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1524 I thought we played the rain song. 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1525 I tink we need more cowbell. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1526 Didn't realize our last act has a light show! 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1527 Okay,guys play like there’s no tomorrow. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1528 And now, the end is near, and so we face. . . the final curtain. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1529 We have a request for "Great Balls Of Fire." 1.3295 0.06804 88 67 13 8
1530 Curtain fall 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1531 Did you guys get the AsteroidZeneca or Meteorna? 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1532 I think its time we work on the coda. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1533 Stop rushing it. We've got plenty of time to get this right. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1534 I knew we were punk, but this seems excessive. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1535 I think we're gonna have to skip the bass solo. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1536 Sing faster! 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1537 Could this mean they’re getting tired of Classic Rock? 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1538 Come on, Guys, keep playing. Don't act like it's the end of the world, or something. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1539 I just turned 27. Why do you ask? 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1540 It's all about to end and I still haven't figured out how to fret because I only have 2 digits. Also why the hell are we in a desert? 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1541 Yeah, background whoosh is unexpected but it's cool! One, two. three... 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
1542 Screw the setlist. We're gonna cut the drum solo and go straight into our closing number. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1543 Don't worry guys, my online research concluded asteroids aren't real. Ok, one last time, from the top. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
1544 This is going to be a big hit! 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
1545 I told you no more cowbell!! 1.3291 0.06912 79 59 14 6
1546 I told them not to deliver the pizza until we finish this set. 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
1547 Maybe we should skip the chorus. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1548 Looks like we are getting the wrap-it-up signal 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1549 Well folks, looks like no encore 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1550 Finally, looks like the Brass Section is arriving! 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1551 Last chorus. Then break for the bus! 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1552 Now for the finale! 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1553 You told me rock and roll was here to stay. 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
1554 I told you guys the show would be on fire” 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
1555 On the plus side, I guess our music is, like, ushering in a new era? 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
1556 We need a singer. 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
1557 Here comes the crescendo 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
1558 We can end eons of the-band-played-on jokes right here, right now. 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
1559 This is how we lost our last audience. 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
1560 In a million years they'll blame this breakup on Yoko. 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
1561 See? I told you our arms wouldn’t be too short to absolutely SLAY. 1.3281 0.07405 64 47 13 4
1562 Barry McGuire was right! 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
1563 This will be the strangest fossil. 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
1564 Gerald,your love of pyrotechnics has gone too far. 1.3279 0.06903 61 43 16 2
1565 I’m thinking we go directly to the encore? 1.3274 0.05955 113 86 17 10
1566 What? All the good bands have pyro. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1567 Who knew god was a fan of hard rock 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1568 When I said that was the last set, I didn't mean forever! 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1569 C'mon guys, like we rehearsed: "There's got to be a morning after, if we can hold on through the night." 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
1570 Last call. You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here” 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1571 Looks like we won't be doing an encore. 1.3267 0.05286 101 71 27 3
1572 I told you DinoRock wouldn't last 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1573 Ok, guys, “It’s the End of the World As We Know It” on three! A one… and a two… 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1574 Don't worry about it. Keep playing and we'll go out with a bang. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1575 So how 'bout we do the short version of 'Burning Down the House'? 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1576 The Rockville Rockers cover of REM's The End Of The World As We Know It, suddenly became poignant. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1577 We have time for one more…5…6…7……… 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1578 Good thing we've been practicing "The Final Countdown." 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1579 On the bright side, this will turn the earth into a scorched hell which will then freeze over, so the chance of that record deal is looking pretty good. 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1580 Okay guys, lets end our last set with 'I've Had the Time of My Life'. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1581 When I said, ‘Let’s go out with a bang,’ this isn’t really what I meant… 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
1582 Dude why is there a fuckin’ meteor painted on the backdrop, that’s insensitive as hell. 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1583 For the last time, guys! I need more cowbell! 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1584 On second thought, I think Rush is a perfect name for the band. 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
1585 Darn, that may delay our performance. 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
1586 OK, one more time, "Great Balls of Fire" 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1587 Time to wrap up our set! 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1588 The meteor was pretty clear about no encores but I feel like we should just go for it? 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1589 So much for "rock and roll will never die" 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1590 No encores. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1591 How firm are you on Death before Disco? 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1592 Let's add "Great Balls of Fire" to our play list. It might be a big hit. 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
1593 Ok,time for one more- how about ‘Nearer, my God, to thee’? 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
1594 Rock Around the Clock seems oddly appropriate 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1595 So? 165 million years is a solid career, boys. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1596 This isn’t what I meant when I said we should go out with a bang. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1597 Our next request is Stairway to Heaven. 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
1598 5-6-7- not another meteor! Why does this keep happening? 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1599 I've got a bad feeling we'd better hurry up and finish this set... 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1600 ok fellows, our last song and we're out 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1601 At this moment, they knew this was their farewell tour. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1602 This gig will make us a part of history. 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
1603 I have a sudden urge to play "Nearer my God to Thee." 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1604 I feel a hot flash coming on, and it's not my imagination. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1605 'Time for one last one -- 'The End' -- after all, we are a Doors cover band... 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1606 Think positive--we'll never have to do an oldies tour. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1607 I hope that’s not the new variant asteroid. 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1608 Wow this might be a hit 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1609 First tomatoes and now this? 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1610 Uh, Bill? I. think we have a new band name. 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
1611 Well that's just great. Now we'll never sign a record deal. 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
1612 Extinction Event? What a great name for a rock group! 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
1613 Well,at least the Beatles will survive. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
1614 I'm telling you, the world is going to be blown away by our earth-shattering new sound! 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
1615 It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the . . . 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1616 I told you covering "Eve of Destruction" was a bad idea 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1617 Rex and the Dino's collectively gazed upward and suddenly realized their newly signed record deal would not lead to fame and fortune. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1618 Well, boys, it looks like we'll be leaving more than just the building. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
1619 OK, from the top: My my, hey hey Rock and roll is here to stay It's better to burn out than to fade away . . . 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1620 Just another one-hit wonder 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1621 We just got a request for “Wipe Out.” 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
1622 Maybe no drum solo tonight. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
1623 Here comes the rock! Let's roll! 1.3235 0.06410 102 79 13 10
1624 Here comes the sun!" "I say it's all right." "I disagree. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
1625 Okay, let's play our final set. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1626 Let’s take a 65 million year break. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1627 Hey, guys…I think we might be Rock*Stars sooner than we thought. 1.3231 0.07308 65 48 13 4
1628 Duck! It's another one of those evolutionary balls of fire. Where's Waldo? 1.3231 0.06617 65 46 17 2
1629 Do you guys know “This is the End” by The Doors? 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1630 Our last song tonight is gonna be, “It’s the End of the World As We Know It”, by R.E.M. - 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1631 Maybe we should try Zoom gigs for a while. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1632 Come on, guys, I'm pretty sure we've only got one more chance to nail this song. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1633 Someone requested 'Oldies'. What's that? 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1634 I guess the fossil record will have to do. 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
1635 I don’t think the band is getting back together 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1636 This will be the gig of our lives. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1637 OK, guys. "End of the World as We Know It" in E flat? 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1638 Now we’ll never get credit for rock and roll. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1639 Oh snap,our gig is up! 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1640 I think we might want to reconsider our encore. 1.3222 0.05659 90 64 23 3
1641 No, Rex. You don’t have time to re-tune your guitar 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1642 I said let’s rock out but not like this 1.3222 0.05434 90 63 25 2
1643 Ok boys, better make this take count. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1644 Looks like this has just become our farewell tour... 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1645 I told you covering “Light My Fire” or “The End” Was not a good idea 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1646 I still say going electric is what killed us. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1647 Oh, fuck! 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1648 I think we'd better shorten the last set. 1.3218 0.05779 87 62 22 3
1649 I feel my temperature rising! 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1650 This song will be a blast 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1651 Thank you La Brea!! You've been a great crowd and thanks for all the love. Looks like we'll be trimming the drum solo from the encore tonight. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1652 May Godzilla be with you. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1653 Let's skip your solo. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1654 The light show isn't supposed to start until the third song. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1655 It's ironic that we could write a great song about this. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1656 The time to hesitate is through … 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
1657 What say we pick up the pace, fellas? 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1658 No, I am more worried about these volcanoes. 1.3210 0.05781 81 57 22 2
1659 I told you we shouldn't have played "Great Balls of Fire." 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1660 Hurry! Let's go buy some toilet paper. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1661 Uh, guys? Let's take five...million. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1662 I've got the feeling our comeback tour is over 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1663 The Fossils Are Baaack!! 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1664 'Quartet for the End of Time', the asteroid takes the lead? 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1665 I liked it better when they threw tomatoes. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1666 Now we know where"One Hit Wonders" comes from. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1667 When the “Farewell Tour” really is the farewell tour 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1668 We should save this one for the end of the show. 1.3205 0.07183 78 60 11 7
1669 Looks like we’ll need to skip your keyboard solo. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1670 We've got some killer pyrotechnics on this gig. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1671 Hey Bronto, let's go out with that REM song you like! 1.3205 0.05318 78 53 25 0
1672 This wasn’t the “meteoric rise” to fame I was hoping for 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1673 For our final number tonight, here's our rendition of "Here Comes the Sun". 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1674 Do either of you guys know the chords to Great Balls of Fire? 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1675 Yeah, 'it's the end of the world as we know it' ... but the 'I feel fine' is questionable." 1.3200 0.06337 100 77 14 9
1676 This is the dawning of the age of the small mammals. 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1677 Does this mean no encore? 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1678 I always thought becoming uncool would have been a more gradual thing. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1679 A bad day for a concert. Everyone went to watch the asteroid. 1.3194 0.07355 72 55 11 6
1680 There will be no encore tonight. 1.3194 0.05534 72 49 23 0
1681 At least we won't have to do an encore. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1682 And thus the tradition of holding a lighter at the end of a rock concert is born. 1.3194 0.07355 72 55 11 6
1683 For our final number….. 1.3191 0.05498 94 67 24 3
1684 Don't worry, we're vaccinated. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1685 Fuck it. “Free Bird” it is boys. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1686 What is with all of the end of the world conspiracies? 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1687 Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1688 No worries our music is timeless. They will still dig us in the future. 1.3188 0.07584 69 53 10 6
1689 How the first age of Rock & Roll came to a crashing end. 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
1690 You know what? I DO feel fine. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
1691 Great Balls of Fire” - we’ll go with that for this tune. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1692 Maybe we better play Good Night Ladies 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1693 Is that Lucy in the sky with diamonds ?” 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1694 Record sales are down...we have to tour constantly to make money...sometimes it feels like the world is changing too fast, y'know? 1.3187 0.05386 91 64 25 2
1695 I guess this means we'll be one-hit wonders. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1696 Guys, on the bright side, our dramatic ending might well catapult us to the status of legends 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1697 Do we get an encore? 1.3182 0.05777 66 45 21 0
1698 I thought it was going to be a gong. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1699 What’s with you Micky? You look as if it is the end of world 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
1700 Time for our finale. 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1701 Is anyone writing down these lyrics? 1.3182 0.06167 66 46 19 1
1702 Get ready to rock! 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
1703 Let's drop the refrain. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1704 I hope I come back as a bassoonist. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1705 Better play the encore set now, boys. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1706 Man, I feel like we're so close to really blowing up 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1707 Don't worry, this couldn't happen here. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1708 Let’s wrap it up and seek shelter for the rest of the year 1.3176 0.05604 85 60 23 2
1709 Boys, it looks like this gig is up… 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1710 Doesn't look like we need to worry about an encore. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1711 We had better lay these tracks down on vinyl so they'll last forever. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1712 Who ordered the pepperoni pizza? 1.3176 0.06739 85 65 13 7
1713 We were gong to start with “Moon River”,but we will go with “The Stars Fell On Alabama! 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1714 Nothing’s going to change my world. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
1715 We've had a last request 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
1716 I don't know, suddenly this all seems so pointless. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
1717 Let’s go out with a bang. 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
1718 For our last song, “The End of the World as We Know It” 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
1719 Well we can’t follow that 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
1720 Looks like we have time for one last set 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
1721 I just had an idea! Let's call ourselves a rock band! 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
1722 Bob, pyrotechnics are for the closing number. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1723 Probably too late to grab the mics,huh? 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
1724 Do you think the talent show will be cancelled? 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1725 Dude... I GUARANTEE if we crank it up to 11, we'll make history! 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1726 On 4... 1 2 3... 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
1727 We dedicate this next song to everyone who didn’t believe in us 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
1728 Let's finish our set, and don't overthink this. Remember, we all have brains the size of walnuts. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1729 We gotta find a better way to attract some fans 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
1730 We'll be remembered by those who dig rock. 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
1731 Let's try to end on a high note! 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1732 This is going to be tough without ears. 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1733 I guess there won’t be an encore… 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1734 Show's over, folks! 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1735 Looks like we might finally have a big hit. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1736 Hey guys, I think we should cut our final set a little short. Just a thought. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1737 Let’s skip the encore tonight. 1.3158 0.04876 114 81 30 3
1738 Did we order that? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1739 See! I told you we'd jinx it by saying this was our "Farewell Tour." 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1740 Let’s call this our farewell and really mean it this time. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1741 Guys, guys. I got the title lyric — “Great balls of fire”. 1.3158 0.06396 95 73 14 8
1742 I've got it! We'll name the band End of Days. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1743 Before we call it a wrap, we'll play "Light my Fire" 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1744 Everyone know “It’s the End of the World”? 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1745 The birth of Rock & Roll, when Bill Haley's band had a visitor. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1746 ♫ ... and I feel fine. ♫ 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1747 This one is going to be a smash hit. 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1748 OK, thanks everybody . We are are going to take 5 and be right back ! 1.3158 0.05241 95 67 26 2
1749 How about, "This is the End" 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1750 I think we're finished as a band and as a species. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1751 Better make this our finale. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1752 We may have a hiccup in the whole evolutionary jazz thing. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1753 As Times Goes By? Really? 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
1754 This’ll be one for the ages! 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1755 Bang the Gong! Bang the Gong! 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1756 Might as well call our band the Grateful Dead. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1757 Aah, the day music nearly dies. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1758 Hey Guys, let's play something upbeat and happy. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1759 I don't think playing "Stairway to Heaven" is such a good idea right now. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1760 It gives a whole new meaning to rock and roll. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1761 Do I have time for my In a gadda da vida drum solo? 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1762 It will be a million years until there's another group like ours! 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1763 Huh…. It’s probably nothing. 1.3146 0.05442 89 63 24 2
1764 Look, worst case we'll be a one-hit wonder. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
1765 That could be a good omen, right? 1.3146 0.05442 89 63 24 2
1766 Never mind that, we have a big show tomorrow. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
1767 Okay...let's go for a rousing rendition of "Great Balls of Fire!" And a one, and a two... 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1768 Hot rock 1.3143 0.07489 70 54 10 6
1769 Does this mean tonight's gig is cancelled? 1.3143 0.06286 70 50 18 2
1770 Uh oh. Guess this might be our last rock hit. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1771 I think it’s time to introduce the band members. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1772 Here comes the bass! 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
1773 Smo-o-o-oke on the water... 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
1774 This is going to our biggest hit! 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
1775 This is going to be a smash hit. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1776 Okay, he's flashy, but can he sing? 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1777 And now for our latest hit, "Great Balls of Fire!" 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1778 “Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire”? Where did you get that line? 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1779 Keep going! The instructions specifically said “and the band played on.” 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1780 I didn't know they ordered us a light show! 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1781 Not ass Roy, ASTROID! 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1782 Sure he's our biggest fan,but I'm getting sick of playing Here Comes the Sun every single day! 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1783 And for our closing number: The Way We Were. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1784 "Once again, from the top! Extinction! 1, 2...1,2,3,4 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1785 It's a myth. Now, let's take it from the top. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1786 We need cowbell 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
1787 I thought we agreed a pyrotechnic wasn’t in our budget. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1788 Good thing our agent added that force majeure clause. 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1789 Woah, it really does summon a meteor... My bad. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1790 I told you not to hit that chord. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1791 They wouldn't get us anyway -- we're before their time. 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
1792 Damn, we were bad tonight. I just don't know what hit us. 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
1793 Could be worse. Could be snowing. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1794 I’ve got it! The Comets! From now on, we’re The Comets! 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1795 There goes the Bar-Mitzvah gig. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1796 Told you. Rocktober. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1797 Thank you Arizona, goodnight, forever. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1798 Here comes the sun… and. I say it’s all right! 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1799 That's one hell of an excuse to get out practice, Joel. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1800 Looks like this is our last gig girls! 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1801 Let’s name it after you Bill 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1802 I just thought of a new song. It's called Great Balls of Fire. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1803 We’re hot and we’re going to be hotter! 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1804 Well, it appears as if The Rolling Stones will survive us after all. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1805 That’s what we call a meteoric rise! 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1806 I told you guys ‘no Stairway’ 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1807 Oh boy, here come the critics. 1.3117 0.05626 77 54 22 1
1808 Unfortunately, the band had gone way overboard on special effects. It’s what destroyed them, really. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1809 Thank you very much. Thank you. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1810 They should have really listened to Greta 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1811 Lucy in the sky with diamonds! 1.3115 0.08278 61 48 7 6
1812 Guys perhaps 'extinction rebellion' is a bad name for the band 1.3113 0.05080 106 76 27 3
1813 And it wasn't for another 65 million years that The Animals "We Gotta Get Out Of This Place" was covered again. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1814 Time for the grand finale. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1815 Those of you watching at home may want to turn down you bass a bit for this next number. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1816 Will the world REALLY end if a miss a beat? 1.3111 0.06823 90 71 10 9
1817 Well, at least we won't have to do an encore. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1818 I believe we are about to enter a new era of “Rock” music 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
1819 I hope someone's getting a picture of this for our next album cover. 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1820 I think this is about to become our Farewell Tour.” 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
1821 ThanksforcomingGethomesafeDon'tforgettotipyourserver 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1822 That sounded great, but let's face it; we're way ahead of our time. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1823 Either of you know the chords to ‘Nearer My God to Thee?’ 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1824 Does anyone else worry about the safety of pyrotechnics in this venue? 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1825 It looks like we better pickup the tempo! 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1826 Gee… the haters for our second album came quickly 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1827 I warned Joey he was going over the top with the stage pyrotechnics. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1828 We did say this was our final encore. 1.3099 0.05880 71 50 20 1
1829 Another one bites the dust. Hit it. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1830 Maybe it's time to play Nearer My God to Thee? 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1831 Our music will live on, right? 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1832 At least we’ll be the coolest fossils at the museum. 1-2-3-4… 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1833 Now we play really bad. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1834 Look, guys, I hate to drop this on you out of nowhere, but the time just seems right for me to pursue a solo career. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
1835 Let's take it from the top..."we didn't start the fire" 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1836 Alright guys, this next one is going to cement our place in history. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
1837 Better skip the drum solo. 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
1838 I'm going to skip to the last song on the setlist, if that's ok with you guys 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
1839 No we can't stop Brian, we're on a deadline 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1840 Not the right time to point out the anachronism here, huh… 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1841 That’s gonna rock! 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1842 Gentlemen: Nearer My God To Thee 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1843 Hey, anyone know the lyrics to 'Fly Me to the Moon'? 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1844 Guys, I know we're on fire tonight, but are we about to be dino-mite? 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1845 Eve of Destruction - that might be a catchy title? 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1846 Does this mean the gig is canceled ? 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1847 Hey Guys! I just thought of our new band name...Dino & the Comets! 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1848 Well I suppose this is our last song 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
1849 I dont think we need to practice for tuesday’s bands battle anymore 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1850 I told you we shouldn't have named ourselves "The Grateful Dead. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1851 I guess God's not a Bon Jovi fan 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1852 That's the finest rock-star I've ever seen. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1853 We can finally cover “Eve Of Destruction” 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1854 I love you, you love me... 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1855 I think it’s a good omen - we’re about to hit it big! 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1856 It quickly sank in that their last moments on Earth were spent suffering through one of Miles’ obnoxious guitar solos. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1857 Maybe we should skip the encore. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1858 Slam, watch your head there. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1859 Nix Light My Fire. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1860 It figures, we finally get a record contract, and THIS happens. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1861 It's odd hearing a crowd roar during a sound check." 1.3077 0.07882 65 51 8 6
1862 Let's call ourselves The Stones.... 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1863 This light show is gonna kill us! 1.3077 0.06172 65 46 18 1
1864 My mom says our music will be forgotten a year from now. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1865 On the bright side, maybe our fossil record will go platinum. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1866 Fellas, look sharp tonight. I'm trying to get us booked on the Titanic next week. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1867 It’s always something. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1868 I’m just saying I think Keith Richards is past his prime. Anyway, here’s Wonderwall. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1869 Well, there goes our oldies album. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1870 Told you we shouldn’t have gone mainstream - we should have stayed underground. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1871 I just think dino rock is, like, over. 1.3068 0.05447 88 63 23 2
1872 Coming in hot 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1873 Stairway to Heaven! 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1874 I think this might be our last set. 1.3068 0.05202 88 62 25 1
1875 Thank you Cleveland! We have time for one more. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1876 We gotta get out of this place 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
1877 Rick, I love the first part “Goodness gracious…”. But how do we finish it with a bang? 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1878 It’s the end of the world as we know it. (And I feel fine.) 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1879 I think rehearsing for 165 million years is enough, don’t you? 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1880 Maybe we shouldn’t have kicked that long-haired dude out of the band... 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1881 One more time Nearer, My God, to Thee? 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1882 Maybe it’s not about the asteroids. Maybe it’s about the friends you met along the way. 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
1883 Let’s do an up tempo “Gimmi Shelter” and get the hell out of here. 1.3061 0.05109 98 70 26 2
1884 Hey this weather really extincts 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1885 We just had a request for some Jerry Lee Lewis. Hit it, Rex! 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1886 You know, maybe this isn't the right time for a reunion tour. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1887 Something tells me we better get this track on the first take. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1888 We better play the short version 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1889 Did you know Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings? 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1890 And it had to happen the day before the concert. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1891 Something tells me our next song is gonna be a big hit! 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1892 So I guess we'll never find a lead singer for our band 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1893 I don’t think we have time to play Stairway to Heaven 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1894 We should be prepared for the fact that this could be our last show. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1895 I thought we'd requested a mirror ball! 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1896 Let's play "Here comes the sun!" 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1897 Well I still think "It's the End of the World as We Know It" is a crowd pleaser. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1898 I'll feel a whole lot better if you promise me we won't end up like the Byrds. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1899 We agreed we'd break up the band when it stopped being fun. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1900 I told you we shouldn't play Jerry Lee Lewis's "Great Balls of Fire" 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1901 Maybe someone filed a noise complaint? 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
1902 We need a bassist. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1903 I'm thinking I might have overdone the pyrotechnics. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1904 There goes the band. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1905 Shouldn't we learn some other songs besides "Wipeout?" 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1906 Let’s play some jazz fusion!!! 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1907 What do you say we skip the encore? 1.3043 0.05580 69 48 21 0
1908 And for our last song. 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
1909 I'm afraid this will be our last live show. 1.3043 0.07531 69 54 9 6
1910 Hope we can play some NEW AGE music! 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1911 why do I get the feeling this is our last gig"? Petra Lopez, Langley, W 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1912 One more time from the top,"Rock & Roll will Never Die." 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
1913 The evolution will not be televised. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1914 The special effects are stealing the show. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1915 For the last time, Buddy, you can't use a lampshade for a ride cymbal! 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
1916 I'm sure we'll have a big hit. 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1917 Okay, everyone wish for bigger arms. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1918 Do you believe in God? 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1919 Some day they’ll write a song about this moment 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1920 Maybe we shouldn't have skipped church for band practice... 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1921 I'll go with Bill Haley and his strange sky light things. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1922 Of course, just as we started to build a following. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1923 It looks like we'll be a one-hit wonder. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1924 OK, one last song for y'all 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1925 Do you think we could try playing my song now? 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1926 'I guess we're not the only Rock-stars here guys' 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1927 Keep playing , there is no scientific evidence that astroid will hit the earth. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1928 I simply feel calling the band Mass Extinction is too on the nose. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1929 Just keep playing. We need to keep the tyrannosaurus calm. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1930 I was just going to tell you i was a little chilly. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1931 Uh, Jerry Lee, how 'bout we do "Great Balls of Fire"? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1932 Don't worry guys. This asteroid extinction thing is the newest Brontosaur hoax. They just want our band to fail so badly. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1933 No…I thought you were supposed to cancel the pyrotechnics. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1934 To stay together, we must avoid Yoko Ono, at all costs. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1935 Who approved the pyrotechnics? 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1936 Is Keith Richards late for practice again ? 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
1937 Extinction is making me late, is keeping me wa-a-a-ating" could be a Carly Simon hit someday 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
1938 That’s a wrap! Thanks for existing, fans! 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1939 Bummer. We need a new name. Something like Grateful Dead. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1940 Follow my lead on this last song. "And now the end is near and so I face the final curtain. . . ." 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1941 Call ourselves "Bill Haley and the Comets"? Sure, what could go wrong? 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
1942 Looks like we’re not getting paid. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1943 So that's what the record label meant when they said we're getting fired. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1944 Who knows, one day these instruments could end up in a museum, or someplace? 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1945 Why is everyone rearranging the deck chairs? 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1946 I guess that second album is going to be even more difficult than we thought. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1947 You think they’ll remember us? 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1948 I know that looks ominous, but we've been practicing for six months, and darn it, we're going to finish playing 'Inna Gadda Da Vida' if it kills us. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1949 Little did they know at the time, but they were destined to be a one hit wonder. 1.3023 0.06834 86 68 10 8
1950 Let's call this song, 'The Big Bang Theory'. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1951 When I asked what instrument, he said it was called the Big Bang. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1952 The ignoble end of Dinosaur Sr. 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
1953 Anyone know "It's the end of the world as we know it...and I feel fine"? 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
1954 We're destined to become a big hit. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1955 Are you kidding me? We haven’t even evolved opposable thumbs yet! 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1956 Last chorus, Steve. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1957 We’ll skip the encore tonight, guys. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1958 Keith Richards' original band. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1959 Band name? How about MegaDeth? 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1960 Perhaps we should be playing the blues. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1961 Let's rehearse the big finish one more ti... 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1962 No, I said, 'Get fireworks' for the encore, Martin. Fireworks! 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1963 I wish I had a long stick and a marshmallow. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
1964 Now it's going to be 66 million years before we get Stairway to Heaven. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1965 Alright gang, in three let's rock this world 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1966 Anyone remember the Monster Mash? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1967 Closing Time" on 3 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1968 how about one more before we hit the road 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1969 Well guys, I guess we don't have to worry about organizing next year's concert schedule. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1970 Let’s not play anymore hard rock! 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1971 I told you a Jerry Lee Lewis cover band was a bad idea. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1972 Guys, we are on fire. Let's call ourself Ju-Ra-Sic! 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1973 This could be our greatest hit. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1974 Why do they keep asking us to play Jerry Lee Lewis? 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1975 Where’s Kieth 1.3012 0.06800 83 65 11 7
1976 Guys, let's rock hard like there's no tomorrow! 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1977 Ladies and gentlemen, Ext’snyc and their farewell tour 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1978 I don’t recall ever requesting that special effect for our show. 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
1979 Looks like the new light man got carried away again. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1980 Final Set: Great Balls of Fire, then It's the End of the World as We Know It. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1981 Hey! What about "The Fossils" as a band name? 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1982 Hey gang - the bartender just announced that drinks are on the house after our show! 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1983 One hit wonder. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1984 Play on. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1985 Our finale? Anything in ‘B-Flat’ should probably work, Gus. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
1986 Uh, that's our pyrotechnics, right? 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1987 One quick last dance number? 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1988 We’re Doomed?” “Uhm…sounds familiar, could you hum a few bars? 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1989 Finally, the vocalists are arriving. 1.3000 0.05454 80 57 22 1
1990 Didn’t video kill the radio star? 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
1991 One more time, or we'll never become famous. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1992 I Don't think the heavy stuff is going to come down for awhile. I'd play through. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1993 Guys I'm feeling derivative." 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1994 A few stage pyrotechnics - that's ALL I asked for! 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
1995 White Light/White Heat on my cue! 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1996 This next song is called “It’s the End of the World As We Know It” 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1997 Well, we wanted a big finish... 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1998 On the bright side, I think we’re officially one hit wonders. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1999 Let's put a pin in that. How does Carl reach the drums? 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
2000 Look alive! The show’s about to get lit. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
2001 Fly Me to the Moon? Yea, we know it. Why? 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
2002 This will be our last set guys. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
2003 Goodness, gracious. great balls of fire!" By Thomas Sievers 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
2004 So...skip to the encore then? 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
2005 you write 10 good songs and 1000 shitty ones, you build a career, you raise a family, and then you get home from your latest successful tour and your teenager glances up at you, rolls her eyes and tells you that rock 'n' roll is for dinosaurs. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2006 Well I guess we’re a one hit wonder 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
2007 Look on the bright side, Lenny just wasn’t working out on drums 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2008 I thought we weren’t doing pyrotechnics ? 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2009 I didn’t think we were that bad. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2010 It's the end of the world as we know it... 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
2011 One of us is out of tune. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2012 Where's Bill Haley? 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
2013 I'm suddenly wishing we hadn't added that deferred royalties clause to our record contract. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2014 I think this one ends with a bang. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2015 I guess we can forget about the reunion tour. 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
2016 I'm sure the universe is just mocking our meteoric rise to fame. 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
2017 What's it going to take to prevent you getting distracted when we rehearse? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
2018 I wish they hadn't requested "Smoke on the Water". 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
2019 Swan Song. On 3. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2020 Well now I regret our psychedelic folk phase. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2021 We’ve gotta make the encore REALLY quick. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2022 Well, we’ve got about five minutes to avoid becoming a one hit wonder. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2023 I thought we agreed on an inflatable pink pig? 1.2987 0.07410 77 62 7 8
2024 Okay everybody, last song doubletime! 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2025 Maybe calling ourselves ‘The Titanics’ wasn’t such a great idea. 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
2026 Let’s keep this set short. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2027 How about R.E.M.'s "It's The End of The World"? 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2028 We'll take one final request before they pull the plug on this jam. 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
2029 I guess we were wrong to take Jerry Lee Lewis figuratively. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2030 Can I just say, for the record, I think this rock and roll thing is gonna be a big hit.” 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2031 Maybe we speed this one up a bit. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2032 Well, that wasn’t part of the rehearsal. 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
2033 Better wrap this set now. Hit it! 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2034 Rock 'n' Roll may never die But we may have a problem. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
2035 Rock on? 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2036 QUICK! CUT TO THE CODA! 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2037 Just picture the crowd naked. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
2038 As a reminder, tour t-shirts are now half off. Get one while you last! 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
2039 They did predict the gig would be meteoric. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
2040 I'm sure someone else has that handled. Now, what were we playing? 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2041 I still think “The Extinctions” is a great name for the band! 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2042 Potentially the worst thing since disco. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
2043 Should we call it Rock music or Meteor music? 1.2976 0.06728 84 66 11 7
2044 Ok, yeah, let's shorten the playlist. 1.2976 0.05297 84 60 23 1
2045 How about we do Auld Lang Syne? 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2046 Looks like we will not be playing an encore! 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
2047 I wouldn’t want to grow extinct any other way! 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
2048 Honestly Tim, this isn’t what I imagined when you said we should ‘go out with a bang’ 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2049 Gabba Gabba Hey 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2050 How about some music to lighten the mood? 1.2973 0.05685 74 53 20 1
2051 I didn't realize we were at the pinnacle of our career. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
2052 I knew we shouldn't have booked this studio for the entire day... 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2053 Chill, man! This is special-effects ending I told you about. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2054 Well fellas, I think we’re coming to the coda. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
2055 Whose bright idea was it to play R.E.M.'s "It's the End of the World?" 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2056 The Flaming Meteors! Finally, a name for the band! 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2057 On my count, before THIS rock starts to Roll- 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
2058 We're Fine Young Carnivores and here's our hit cover "Cretaceous Minds" 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
2059 I'm just saying, this song needs more meteor. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2060 You rushed that ending! 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
2061 Perhaps death metal has had its day… 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2062 Where did the noise come from? 1.2969 0.06172 64 46 17 1
2063 No Rex,it's not the end of the world. If you can't reach the cymbals then just bring them closer to you. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2064 Gee, maybe we’ll be one-hit wonders after all. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
2065 Now we just need a big finish. 1.2969 0.06172 64 46 17 1
2066 ...OK, I know, sorry. But this'll have to be our last number... 1.2969 0.06172 64 46 17 1
2067 Do we really feel fine? 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2068 Guys, I really think we have what it takes to make a career out of this. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2069 If she can’t get to practice on time I say we replace her. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2070 Can anyone think of a good song to end the millennium on? 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2071 Flaming Meteors is great. "Rolling Stones" will never stick. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2072 I always knew we would go down in flames. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2073 What do you say we go out with a bang! 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
2074 You broke my will, but what a thrill. Goodness gracious…aww man, writer’s block. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2075 And now, a big hand for The Extinct Dinos 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2076 We're not going to beat the traffic. 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
2077 Best to go out with a bang than a whimper. 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
2078 Another One Bites the Dust in three, two, …. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2079 Just keep playing…I read on Facebook that it’s all just a conspiracy. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
2080 Let's rock out with our impact statement. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2081 Do you guys believe me now? 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2082 I take it back,Jim. I am not ready to rock. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2083 We'll keep playing until we're burned out. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2084 I don't think we need to worry about not being ready for Saturday's gig. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2085 Did one of you cue the pyrotechnics? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2086 And that concludes the origin story of Bill Haley & The Comets. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2087 Three Ringo's, and along comes a star. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2088 We didn’t start the fire…. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2089 Impending Doom!" Awesome name bruh 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2090 The concert, it was such a blast! 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2091 When we said party like it’s the last night of our lives we didn’t mean literally 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
2092 So guys, I think this is a good time to decide on a name. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
2093 Okay guys, i think this is a sign we need less rock and more roll. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2094 Looks like a short set gents. Let's close with: We Ain't Your Fossil Fuel 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
2095 Ok, this is our final set. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
2096 Gentlemen, it's been an honor playing with you tonight. 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
2097 You guys know 'Ring of Fire?' 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
2098 This farewell tour will be one for the ages! 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
2099 Honestly, part of me is relieved we won’t have to read all the negative reviews of our show tomorrow. 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
2100 Were we that bad? 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
2101 We have time for one more short one. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2102 Before we start, we’d like to congratulate everyone for going 137 days without an injury. Rawr! 1.2949 0.05508 78 56 21 1
2103 I thought we agreed for the fireworks to come last. 1.2949 0.05508 78 56 21 1
2104 Okay guys, last call, no encore. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
2105 So, do you think we’ll have time for an encore? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2106 OK, “Nearer My God to Thee.” Hit it! 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
2107 Dude,fine. We can play Stairway To Heaven but this is the LAST time. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2108 Rock is over. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2109 For some reason I feel a minor key is in order. 1.2941 0.05246 85 61 23 1
2110 So ends our meteoric rise. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
2111 Last song, let's go out with a bang! 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2112 Does this mean our gig is up? 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2113 Don't mean a thing if it ain't got that zing. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2114 I vote we skip R.E.M. and just do a Gospel tune. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2115 Guys, I think we should switch to doom metal. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2116 Mom said to keep practicing no matter what ... 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
2117 Do you know "Eve of destruction"? 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2118 Ooh eeh ooh ah aah ting tang walla walla bing bang. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2119 Now, let's play "Take the Last Train to Clarksville" 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
2120 The lighting designers really went above and beyond this time 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2121 I don't think that is a tomato headed our way! 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
2122 Don't worry: something tells me our remains just may resurface in a hundred million years, serving a similar fate to the descendants of those small hairy creatures destined inevitably to flourish in our absence. Gentlemen, it's been a privilege. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2123 Looks like all our gigs will be wiped out - Bill Haley is in town. 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
2124 I guess that’s our cue” 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2125 i guess now is as good of a time as any to tell you… your keyboard solos are so self indulgent. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
2126 What would we do if this were the Titanic? 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2127 Drum Roll! 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2128 I have a name for our band: The Extinction! 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
2129 The Apoca Lips? I don't get it. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2130 And in a flash, that was the end of Dinosaur Rock 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
2131 Goodness gracious, a great ball of fire!” “That’s good—let’s put a backbeat on it. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2132 There's no way we can follow that. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
2133 I don't think we'll have time for the encore... 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2134 And our next and last song it’s called “it’s the end of the world as we know ti” 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2135 Cut time for sure. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2136 Maybe we should tone down the pyrotechnics during our shows... 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
2137 On second thought, let's skip In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2138 Hello? Didn't we agree on the order of appearance? 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
2139 Yes, Keith Richards is coming, he’s just running late. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
2140 Here comes Disco! 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2141 Don't worry guys. Science tells us that celestial transits have no- 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2142 This is what happens when I don’t get my drum solo.” 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2143 The world is about to end -- I say we go ahead and give them 'Freebird.' 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
2144 I think someone wants us to stop! 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2145 We should call it "Rock and Roll?" 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2146 Drat !! There goes our encore !! 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2147 I like that new Pyrotechnics Guy! 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
2148 Guys, we aren't going to remain the apex species if we can't nail this glissando. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2149 Are we getting feed on this gig 1.2923 0.06093 65 47 17 1
2150 Critics would later describe the performance as "earth-shattering" 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2151 fame is fleeting 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
2152 Let’s skip the drum solo this time. 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
2153 Quick - play our finale! 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2154 Hey Dino, have we really been playing for another 65mm years? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2155 Anyway, here’s Wonderwall. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2156 Allright, fellas, Stairway To Heaven, on three…. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2157 Hurry up.....let's play our last song 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2158 Classic rock will live forever, just like us dinosaurs. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2159 Ok. This is our last number. Let’s go out with a bang. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2160 I'd like to squeeze in one more take. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2161 'Nearer My God to Thee,' from the top. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
2162 Quick, let's try that ending one last time! 1.2911 0.07240 79 64 7 8
2163 Maby we shouldn’t have named the new song ass-troid 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2164 We’re all going to be playing harps soon. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2165 So much for our big break 1.2911 0.05450 79 57 21 1
2166 Bye bye Miss American Pie 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2167 How about we skip the intro, and cut to the last chorus? 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
2168 I guess this is our last set 1.2909 0.06703 55 40 14 1
2169 The Tyrannosaurus Trio went out with a bang! 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
2170 I’m afraid rock music is about to face a 65 million-year setback. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
2171 Bill Haleyosaurus and the Asteroids didn't live long enough to regret changing their name. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
2172 Do we run or do we keep practicing? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
2173 I hvae a feeling we'll be a "one-hit wonder." 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2174 Tyrranosaurus Rox! 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
2175 And here's an oldie but goodie that they played on the Titanic... 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2176 The Original Jefferson Starship 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2177 Rock and roll never dies! 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2178 Lets finish this set with "Eve of Destruction", what ya think? 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2179 Everyone’s a critic 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2180 So we lost our lead vocalists. It's not like it's the end of the world, Larry. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2181 This is the last time I’m telling you, Rex, to keep up with the fucking beat. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
2182 Guys, I don't need to tell you how important tonight's gig is. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2183 Okay boys, “Don’t They Know It’s the End of the World” on three. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2184 I think we can cut “My Generation” from the playlist. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2185 Mom said I’d be a famous guitarist when hell froze over-keep playing!!! 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2186 I'm making a wish for our first big hit. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2187 Maybe we should skip the solos this one time. 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
2188 Well, folks, looks like we have time for just one more song. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2189 I guess they don't like the oldies. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2190 And a 1.2.3. Ah fuck 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2191 „Guys, we are on fire tonight!“ 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2192 Guys, I just feel we’ll forever be known as a ‘one hit wonder’. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
2193 Looks as if we're going to be just another 'One-Hit Wonder' 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2194 Okay, we all know St. Judy’s Comet? 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2195 I know we're old school but these critics are harsh, man. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
2196 I didn't think the pyrotechnics were until the encore 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
2197 Okay, let’s play “Dance Band on the Titanic” one more time! 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2198 OK...one more time around now -"Eve of Destruction 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
2199 Let anyone try to follow our set! 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2200 Play really loud 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2201 No encore tonight. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
2202 See, I told you we'd blow up. 1.2892 0.06970 83 67 8 8
2203 I suppose the "The Asteroids" wasn't such a good name for our band. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
2204 I think we just coined the phrase "one hit wonder" 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2205 Where are the deck chairs? 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
2206 How apropos! We were just starting 'Ring of Fire' 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2207 Dino, Lee, and Lewis create legendary song “Great Balls of Fire”. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2208 Just when we were starting to pull in big crowds... 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
2209 Sorry,that damn asteroid screaming bloody extinction threw me off. Let’s take it from the top. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2210 We have seriously got to book sóme better venues... 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2211 Is it just me, or is it starting to feel a little colder? 1.2892 0.05292 83 60 22 1
2212 We're playing on X Factor tonight. I've got a feeling we're gonna win it... 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2213 I don’t think we need to worry about playing an encore tonight.” 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2214 The fireworks weren't supposed to come until after the show...." 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2215 I have a great name for the band. How about “The Friends of Extinction?” 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2216 I finally figured out what our finale will be. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2217 OK, let's try a cover of Donna Summer's 'Last Dance' . 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2218 What about social distancing guys? You’d better both move a meter-to-the-right 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2219 Let's make this set a quick one. 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
2220 Oooh! Quick set, guys. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
2221 I don't think we have time to take it from the top again. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
2222 And so ends our Cretaceous Tour. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
2223 I think we over rocked this time 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
2224 Look, climate change is a myth. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2225 Let me guess. The bassist got too stoned again? 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2226 This gig just got cancelled. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
2227 It's the Final Countdown, with more feeling this time 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2228 Anyone else's arms getting tired? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2229 And, that’s a wrap. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
2230 A star is born. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2231 Not the smashing hit we were hoping for 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2232 Greta warned them, but they continued to fiddle instead of taking concrete steps to avoid catastrophe. 1.2877 0.07162 73 58 9 6
2233 Did you order pyro? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2234 This will make for a horrible album cover. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2235 I told you rock would usher in a new age 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2236 It’s our lucky night, there’s an agent in the audience. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2237 Let's Party like it's 66,123,456 B.C. ! 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
2238 Okay, we’ve got about three days to get this right. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2239 We’ve got to stop booking these outdoor venues. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2240 Guys, if we are going to lay down this track, I think we'd better hurry. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
2241 Thanks a lot, Bill. From now on, we're sticking with MY shroom dealer. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2242 And right after we learned Louie Louie. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2243 Anybody know "Good Night Irene"? 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2244 Everyone else, start stacking the chairs! 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2245 Ok, so I might have gone a little overboard with the pyrotechnics 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2246 That must be our cue. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2247 I thought we agreed, no special effects at our concerts. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2248 Quick, cover your eyes with your hands! 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2249 That just means intermission is over. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2250 I think our next song will be a huge hit 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2251 Guys, I really think this will be our first hit. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2252 We should practice "Dust in the Wind'' 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2253 So we're a terrible band. It's not the end of the world. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2254 Now I am glad we used that fossil record technology for our latest album. 1.2857 0.05438 70 50 20 0
2255 Long live rock? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2256 OK. Let's do "Nearer my God to thee." 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2257 Guess we’re skippin’ the encore tonight. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2258 At least Rock and Roll is here to stay. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2259 If you pick up the tempo we'll still get paid for playing our whole set. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2260 We’re gonna skip ahead and play our third encore now. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
2261 We're toast. Might as well jam! 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2262 Play like your life depends on it 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2263 We might've gone too far with our plan to go viral... 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2264 They paid us for the tour dates in advance, right? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
2265 And I thought Dino-Rock was here to stay. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
2266 So what if we call ourselves, "Earth, Wind and Fire"? 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
2267 Uh oh, this could be our last gig! 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
2268 We should probably pick up the tempo on "Long Live Rock". 1.2857 0.05240 84 61 22 1
2269 We're going to skip the usual "1, 2, 3, 4," and go straight to the music. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
2270 Would 'Also Sprach Zarathustra' be too corny? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2271 Goodness! Gracious! Where's Jerry Lee when we need him? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2272 Just for the sake of irony, maybe we should call our group The Survivors. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2273 Today's show's gonna be on fire. 1.2857 0.07977 63 51 6 6
2274 Do you want to run through the organ solo again--real quick? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
2275 Joe said he'd be a bit late. He's worlds away. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2276 I suspect there’s no time for American Pie. That Bill Haley and the Comets tune seems more appropriate. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2277 So, remember that Jerry Lee Lewis song I was trying to recall? The name of it just came to me. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2278 JUST CAME UP WITH THE NAME FOR OUR BAND, " THE EXTINCTIONS". 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
2279 I don’t care if they kept playing on the Titanic, I’m finding a cave right now! 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2280 Wow, that’s a killer album cover. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
2281 You can't quit the band, we've got the wedding gig Saturday. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2282 I thought you said your neighbors were cool. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2283 They always called us dinosaurs. And this looks to be our farewell tour. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2284 I think it's time to play Goodnight Ladies! 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2285 Well, at least we'll be remembered for our music. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2286 I don’t care. The show must go on. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2287 I forgot the lyrics in the next song anyways 1.2857 0.04826 105 77 26 2
2288 Do you think that’s the “free bird” they’re always shouting to us about? 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
2289 Gentlemen, its been a pleasure playing with you 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
2290 To be honest, I don’t feel fine. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2291 Tonight's going to be so lit🔥 this one is for the history books 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2292 Rock and roll can never die. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2293 Wait, how is it possible that we're a Christian rock band? 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
2294 Jeff, those special effects are getting set up. 1.2841 0.05098 88 64 23 1
2295 Now don’t look up, and a 1, and a 2, and a 3…It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine! 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2296 Play "Here Comes The Sun" and then pray. 1.2840 0.05041 81 58 23 0
2297 Looks like we may be a one hit wonder. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2298 Quick! What was that tune they played on the Titanic? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2299 So much for "Don't Worry Be Happy". 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2300 Hey, that's our album cover! 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2301 And for our encore... 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
2302 I have an uneasy feeling about the future of classic rock cover bands. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2303 Frankly, I think we've taken this group as far as it can go. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2304 Anyone know the song, "It's the end of the World as we know it"? 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2305 It's the end of the world as we know it, but I'm not feeling so fine. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2306 I like being a death metal band, but don't you think it's a little bleak? 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2307 I blame Yoko. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2308 I guess we won’t be doing an encore. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2309 Almost famous 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2310 And now for our latest hit... 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2311 Here comes the sun, uh-oh, uh-oh! 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2312 Let's cut the last refrain. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2313 How long do we have to keep playing these same songs? 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2314 Guys, this one will put us in a museum some day! 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2315 Their meteoric rise was soon to end. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2316 We can probably skip the encore tonight. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2317 The Asteroids" it is then 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2318 Alright now, big ending everyone! 1.2836 0.07610 67 54 7 6
2319 Let's go out with a big bang! 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
2320 Our timing still isn’t right! 1.2828 0.04771 99 72 26 1
2321 Wow, George really went all out on the lighting design. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2322 Pyro? Who ordered the pyro!?! 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2323 When you predicted our meteoric rise, I didn't take it so literally. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2324 Quick question…did you mail that insurance payment? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2325 I thought pyrotechnics weren't allowed at this venue 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2326 Look on the bright side, you always wanted us to be a post-rock band. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2327 Well, I guess our "Farewell Tour" will be ending earlier than expected! 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2328 Even though we're poor musicians, at least now we'll have enough money for the rest of our lives. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2329 Our next song goes out to all of those who believe in a tomorrow. Ah one...ah two...ah one-two-three-fo... 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2330 It was 235 million years ago today, Sgt. Pepper told his band to play! 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2331 You kept the receipts for our instruments, right? 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2332 I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite awhile. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2333 Dino Shore presents Bill Haley and the Comets 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2334 What if we call ourselves “The Tar”? 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
2335 should we play "it's the final countdown" or "shot down in a blaze of glory"? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2336 Ok, let’s run through the short version. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2337 I'm just afraid we'll become a one hit wonder if we sign with Fossil Records. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
2338 If you guys don't mind, I'm gonna skip the long guitar intro. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2339 Did you guys see that Rolling Stone article calling us antiquated? 1.2821 0.05443 78 57 20 1
2340 Now let's play our finale like we'll never play it again! 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2341 Silver lining: packing this stuff back up was going to be impossible anyway 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2342 Let’s drop the playlist and do a Jerry Lee Lewis instead!!!! 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2343 ‘“Our albums will be worth millions to collectors who dig it” 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2344 So who's crazy idea was it to call ourselves "The Fossils?" 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2345 Are you ready to rock? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2346 You saw our Triassic First Farewell Tour, then our Jurassic Final Farewell Tour, now here’s our Cretaceous Ultimate Final Farewell Tour 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2347 OK…let’s play “Rock of Ages” and call it quits. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2348 And we'd like to close with.... 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2349 I told you, one day we'd be glad we didn't go electric. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2350 ...and for our last tune, we'll play, "We Didn't Start the Fire." 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2351 I told you not to start playing "It's the end of the world as we know it . . . " 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2352 I think it’s a hoax. We can’t let these silly asteroid mandates cancel our live music! 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
2353 I told you not to overdo the lightshow, Steve 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2354 Great set fellas, we’re on fire! 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2355 To make it, we need more meteor coverage. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2356 Play us out, Tony! 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2357 Are we going to keep on fiddling while the earth is about to burn? 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2358 Uhhhh when i suggested we start a rock band i didn't mean to be taken literally!!! 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2359 Now . . . double-time! 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2360 Sorry man, no drum solo tonight. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2361 I think you're using our imminent extinction as an excuse to not play my new song. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2362 Pick up the beat 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2363 You had to write a song called “It’s the End of the World as We Know It?” 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2364 So what's the worst that could happen? 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
2365 Time to set the night on fire. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2366 Ok, big ending. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2367 Well guys,I think that 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
2368 They're not screaming for us. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2369 Party like there's no tomorrow! 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2370 We’ll folks that’s our show; we’re The Extinct 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2371 Should we play “Stairway to Heaven?” 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2372 Come on, Roger, play it like it’s your last night on earth! 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2373 Don't look up, Rex. Just play "Closing Time." 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2374 Our label isn’t going to be very happy about this. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
2375 Just wait, they’ll know our names someday. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2376 I think we should pick up the tempo a bit 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
2377 You guys know “It’s the End of the World as We Know it”? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2378 Don't look now, but I think our rise will soon be meteoric. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2379 At least *rock and roll* will never die. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2380 They'll never believe what we could do with our tiny arms 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2381 OK folks, that just about wraps it up. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
2382 When that asteroid impacts the Earth it will cause worldwide firestorms, throw enough debris into the atmosphere to radically change our climate, extinguish the trio and 75% of the Earth’s species. Take it from the top: “This is the end…” 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2383 We are crushing it today! 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
2384 I think we will call this a “rock band” 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2385 This isn’t what I meant by ‘let’s burn the house down’ 1.2800 0.08101 50 39 8 3
2386 Do we play The Final Countdown now? 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2387 Can you play Don't Fear the Reaper? 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2388 It’s the end for us dinosaurs but that new young human band, The Rolling Stones will stick around. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2389 Rex and the Comets Farewell Tour 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2390 And now, for our finale, we have a cheery little number we call "The Eve of Destruction." Hit it, boys! 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2391 Wow! What an amazing way to close out our show! 1.2796 0.06371 93 75 10 8
2392 Oh great, here comes Bill Haley! 1.2796 0.06371 93 75 10 8
2393 Okay, "Till the End of Time," again, from the top. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2394 They’re really gonna dig our stuff. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2395 I’d say we have less than three minutes to come up with a band name. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2396 Let's end this one with a bang. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2397 And, for our final number, "Turn out the lights, the party's over". 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2398 I'm telling you that lyric, "Goodness gracious, great balls of fire," I had a bad feeling about that. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2399 We're destined to have a meteoric career. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
2400 Our agent thinks we might really blow up! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2401 For the last time, Bob, "The Comets" is not going to work. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2402 I think we can forget about playing one for the west coast… 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2403 OK, you know that Bon Jovi song Blaze of Glory? 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2404 ...better to burn out...than to fade away... 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2405 I don't think it's going to be close enough to do us any harm. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2406 I told you we were too loud! 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2407 I guess we aren’t getting a reunion tour 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2408 Can’t say I’ve ever seen this pre-show flyover before… 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2409 ...but is it really timeless, Bob? I mean, will anyone really care about our songs a million years from now? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2410 This may be our last gig. 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
2411 Well at least we don't die in a plane crash. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2412 Later, losers. I just inked a solo contract with Fossil Records. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2413 They pyrotechnics were supposed to come on during the encore. Are they cutting our set short? 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
2414 A colossal amphitheater may be in our future. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2415 This is our farewell tour. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2416 Uh… guys? I don’t think there’s gonna be a second set. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2417 Bill Halley is coming to join us. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2418 I didn't arrange for special-effects lighting. Did you? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2419 I told you the rock song was a bad idea. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2420 Meteor not meter. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2421 Let's title this song "Stairway to Heaven." 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2422 A giant asteroid will hit the Earth and wipe out all life ... IT'S A HOAX 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2423 …I told you guys we should have skipped ‘Tears in Heaven’. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2424 Just one more time! 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2425 I suppose this will be our last set, it's been an honor and a privilege playing with you all 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2426 … and a-two and a- 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2427 No more LSD before rehearsal 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2428 Time for the finale. The special effect is here. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2429 It means we are either going to make it big or that it doesn't matter. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2430 Shit, I broke a string. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
2431 I told you we shouldn't have named the band "Mass Extinction Event!" 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2432 There may actually be a way out our iron-clad recording contract after all... 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2433 Relax. It’s just the pyrotechnics. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2434 Geiko can save you 15% in meteor insurance. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2435 Looks like we have just about enough time to finish this set 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2436 Hey Jerry - let’s finish our last set with “Great ball of fire”…. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2437 I think it might be time to play "Nearer my God to thee" ! 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2438 Let's rock this place like there's no tomorrow. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2439 I bet this is how human beings will feel 56 million years from now! 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2440 Is it just me or do we need another rehearsal space? 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2441 We love you Mexico!!! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2442 OK, we got time for one more 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2443 Uh-oh, I see we're getting the Red Light. Better cut the set short. 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2444 And we just got good at playing with these tiny arms. Typical. 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
2445 Well, there goes next year’s tour. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
2446 Great Balls of Fire on my count. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2447 Dino’s group had a meteoric rise, but he suddenly sensed it wouldn’t last. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2448 Hey! I just got the greatest idea for our band name... 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2449 Maybe "Death to Pangea" wasn't such a great band name after all. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2450 🎵 We didn’t start the fire… It was always burning since the world’s been turning… 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2451 I told you climate change was real 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2452 It’s the end of the world as we know it is a bit too topical of a song don’t you think Gerald? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2453 Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you guys, the band is breaking up 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2454 If we don't get them to like and subscribe in the next five minutes, we may as well go home. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2455 OK, skip the bridge. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
2456 I always knew we'd go out with a bang. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2457 Rock at one o'clock! 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2458 Wow bummer dudes, I finally got date with Jane tonight 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
2459 Well, looks like this is the end of intelligent life on earth. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
2460 I think this one is going to be a smash hit. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
2461 Do you think we've got time for one more? 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2462 From the top 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2463 Needs more brachiosaurus-bell! 1.2766 0.06310 94 76 10 8
2464 And they never had to play 'That's Amore' ever again. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2465 Actually, hang on. I don't feel fine. 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
2466 There goes our farewell tour . . . 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
2467 That's what's missing...pyrotechnics! 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
2468 Once more from the top... Come on baby light my fire - oh sh!t! 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2469 You win Greg. I thought for sure the volcanos would get us. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2470 Do you guys know ‘This is the Dawning of the Age of the Mammals’? 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2471 Do you know the first five chords for "Souls on Fire?" 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2472 Let's jump to the coda. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2473 Is it Bill Haley, or just Haley? 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2474 As long as it just hangs up there, we're in no danger. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2475 If we don’t finish this set we don’t get paid. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2476 Well, I hope this means the franchise can finally die, too. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2477 I knew this would happen once we went mainstream! 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2478 Well, no matter how hard the public asks for another one, this would be our last song 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2479 Great sound! We’re on our way to fame and fortune. Nothing can stop us now. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2480 I’ve heard about a meteoric rise to fame but.....! 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2481 OK guys, let's go for the big finish! 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2482 We’re out of tempo 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2483 I say we we play until we go extinct. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2484 The world is getting stranger and stranger; I mean, why are all the chocolate chip cookies suddenly on fire? 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2485 OK, now let's do, "Eve of Destruction". 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
2486 I didn’t literally want to go out with a bang 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
2487 Guess this really is our final comeback tour. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2488 Um, what do you say we skip the drum solo this time? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2489 Let’s just jump to the coda. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2490 I think we'd better up-tempo this. 1.2754 0.05417 69 50 19 0
2491 You think this is like arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2492 I don't think we'll have to worry about coming up with a second verse. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2493 We’ll call it Rock! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2494 Maybe we shouldn't name ourselves "Haley and the Meteors." 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2495 That's not what I meant by "rock 'n' roll" . . . 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2496 I see a bad moon fallin… 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2497 Honestly, I was gonna suggest we break-up anyway. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2498 Dudes, gig is off tonight. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2499 So Darling, save the last dance for me! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2500 Nostradamus was correct about this 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2501 Calling this the farewell tour seems a little on the nose 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2502 I think we're about to be in the key of B-flat. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2503 Audience, once again, please don't throw beach balls and hold up lighters during the same song. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2504 Okay guys last round! 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
2505 I'm worried we'll be flat. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
2506 Ah, let's end it on that note. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2507 It’s the end of the world and I know it 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2508 Ugh! Not Again ! 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2509 Why are we still doing this? All of our fans are extinct. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2510 I think extinction rebellion is a great name for a death metal band 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2511 I told you Monday turnouts are dead. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2512 Let’s release this one as a single before the album 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2513 Hey gang, I think that's a wrap. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2514 I think we'll have to adapt to New Age music 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2515 Maybe we should cancel Friday's gig. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2516 ‘Think we need to change our name from The Marsmellos to Toast .’ 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2517 That's it. We will brand ourselves, "Flaming Meatballs." 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2518 It came in like a wrecking ball!!! 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2519 Should be a flashy ending! 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2520 This is our decision to live fast and die young @whoismgmt 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2521 Hugh suddenly the short arms thing doesn’t seem like such a big deal 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2522 Jeff's terrible rendition of Stairway to Heaven incurred the wrath of the Rock Gods for one last time 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2523 That was awesome! Our next set will blow them away! 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2524 Close your eyes…and make a wish! 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2525 Man I just missed a note, its not like its the end of the world 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2526 Is that part of the show? 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2527 I told you we were about to blow up! 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2528 I think we're good for one last song right? 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
2529 I can tell- this one is going to be a hit! 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2530 Sorry, guys. I can’t use this shoulder strap. I haven’t got shoulders. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2531 This is going to be a titanic hit! 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2532 Goodness gracious, it's a great ball of fire. Wait...GUYS. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2533 Can’t you try and sound more Mesozoic? 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2534 I have a feeling this will be a big hit. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2535 Anyone know how to play Taps? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2536 Who knows the key for "Nearer My God to Thee?" 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
2537 Time to play "Nearer my God to me" 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2538 Where's Jerry Lee when we need him? 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2539 Set list change: we only have time to play one Ramones song. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2540 Easy guys! We’re playing for a funeral! 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2541 I don't know what that is. Maybe Keith Richards does. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2542 I farted. And I’m still disappointed we haven’t found a lead singer. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2543 Prestissimo, dammit. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2544 Didn't I tell you, "No special effects?" 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
2545 That was the moment the dinosaurs realized they were going to be replaced by the monkeys. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2546 So, I guess... One Hit Wonder? 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2547 I thought pyrotechnics weren't in the budget? 1.2727 0.06805 88 73 6 9
2548 Should we play Stairway to Heaven or Highway to Hell? 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2549 For our last number let's do "One for my baby and one more for ther road." 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2550 Is this a “where were you when the comet struck” moment? 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2551 So, Bill and the Comet said they would drop in... 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2552 Guys,I think our band needs more bang and fire in the sets 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
2553 So we're probably not getting paid at The Cave tonight, huh? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2554 That’s part of the pyrotechnics, right? 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2555 So, no encore I guess? 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2556 Let’s jam like there’s no tomorrow. 1.2717 0.04913 92 68 23 1
2557 I suggest we figure out PDQ whether we're dinosaurs or mammals. The future of popular music may be at stake. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2558 Man, I finally got that riff down too. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2559 Our next number will be 'How Low the Earth' 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2560 Alright boys, it's closing time. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2561 I’m afraid we’re going to be one meteor hit wonders. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
2562 I'm thinking just on encore tonight. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2563 This might be our last set. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2564 Bass line sounds primitive. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2565 I guess that "meteoric rise to fame" thing won't be happening. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2566 At least it’s not a rotten tomato. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2567 Why are you rushing? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2568 You're terrible at the keyboard. There, I've said it, and there's not enough time for me to take it back. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2569 Let’s do “Great Balls of Fire.” 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2570 Oh no, is Yoko coming? 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
2571 Um, REM's end of the world as we know it? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2572 What are you worried about? It's just a two year contract. What could go wrong? 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2573 This next one’s an REM cover. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2574 And now the Tyranno- chorus band playing “At first I was afraid I was petrified” … #dinosaursroc 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2575 I just hope people will remember us for our music. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2576 Once more, but this time increase the tempo to a smash finish. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2577 We're gonna rock this world 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2578 Let’s play: “It’ll be a hot time in the old town, tonight” 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
2579 They can call us dinosaurs, but I say there’s still a future in rock. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2580 Run that chorus again, and then we’ll take a long break. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2581 Dang it! Take 5 million boys. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2582 Guess we better wind this one up boys. 1.2714 0.05354 70 51 19 0
2583 What's the name of that R.E.M. song I like? 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2584 Do you know The Doors song - The End? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2585 I don't see us touring anymore. 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
2586 I bet they're going to blame that on Rock&Roll, too. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2587 Rock 'n Roll won't die but it might fossilize 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2588 Hey, how about we name the band "The Eve of Destruction"? 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2589 Damnit Sam, are you ever going to get these changes right or are we going to be waiting until the end of the world?! 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
2590 Can we up the tempo? 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2591 I can’t remember if I unplugged the iron. 1.2708 0.08283 48 38 7 3
2592 They were right. Rock is dead. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2593 Let´s hit it, guys! 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2594 We've got a problem here lads...no one brought an amp. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2595 Ok, let's play that throwaway: Extinction. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2596 Time to rock this world ! 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2597 maaaan not now that we finally found a decent guitarist! 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2598 This whole rock-star thing really came full circle. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2599 We don't get many requests for a dirge, but this goes out to the Cretaceous Society folks in the back. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2600 Let's play something that will score us some chicks. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2601 Well, I guess that's a wrap 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2602 Did we get a request for 'Great Balls of Fire'? 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2603 Ok that’s our cue for a break. 100 million years on… 100 million years off… union rules. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2604 We'll be right back after a short 100 million year break 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2605 How about one last chorus of 'Great Balls of Fire' before we go extinct? 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2606 Quick, invent bowling. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2607 This is most definitely our Spinal Tap moment. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2608 Who arranged for the pyrotechnics? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2609 Looks like we don’t need that encore song after all 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2610 Ernie, I think we woke your mom... 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2611 We’re going to be so big. Nothing can stop us now. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2612 You think it's just another UFO? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2613 I guess we can strike " Time is on my side" from the playlist! 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2614 Boys, it's time to go out with a bang. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2615 …so, same time tomorrow? 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2616 We're really bringing down the house tonight! 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2617 Now that’s a one-hit wonder. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
2618 Our timing could definitely use some work. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2619 Did you order a flaming hot pepperoni pizza for delivery? 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2620 Let's wind this up guys 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2621 Gosh, I hope there's time for our encore. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2622 Maybe let's stop doing "Eve of Destruction." 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2623 So much for our meteoric rise on the charts. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2624 Think we have time for “Freebird?” 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2625 Sometimes I think his grand entrances will be the death of us 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2626 This awareness concert is going to be the difference maker, I know it! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2627 How about we try 'Just My Imagination' again!? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2628 Is this where we stop? 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2629 I'm not playing Yesterday! 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2630 I bet we'd have a larger following if we were squids! 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2631 Looks like our final gig 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2632 Where's the lute? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2633 I thought this single was going to make us immortal... 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2634 May I suggest we do it in B flat? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2635 We'll redo the demo tape once that's gone. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2636 Damn, archeologists will find us and never know how good we sounded! 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2637 And now, for our final, final number 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2638 Looks like this really is our farewell tour. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2639 Does this mean we get to stop performing for the humans? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2640 I guess we'll go out with a bang. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2641 Hey guys see that rock?! We should probably roll 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2642 One hundred and seventy million years...let's make this last set a good one. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2643 "I Will Survive" on the count of three. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2644 Here comes the sun... 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2645 I'm starting to wonder if being a Bill Haley cover band was such a great idea... 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2646 On top of old smoky? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2647 When the moon is in the Seventh House and Jupiter aligns with Mars... wait, what's that streaking across the sky 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2648 And they say hard rock is dead 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2649 Goodness gracious, that might be the last time we play "Great Balls of Fire." 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2650 Was our last song really that bad? 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2651 The first piece in the history of music belonging to the "doom metal" genre. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2652 Dang! Looks like our career is about to flame out. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2653 We need more Bass... 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2654 How could we be too loud HERE? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2655 This may be our big hit. 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2656 I think we should forget about the album and just finish up the single. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2657 Hey guys, I feel like we finally are coming into our own as THE band of our era. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2658 Rock you say? Yes, that’s a great name for this new music. Why the concerned face? We can’t sound THAT bad. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2659 I can't wait to meet that girl in the second row after the show." 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2660 Relax! Every good band uses pyrotechnics. 1.2676 0.05291 71 52 19 0
2661 Uh... take ten 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2662 Okay, our last song, guys, "winter's a'comin'" 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2663 Who knew we were that bad. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2664 Forget the new album, let's play the hits. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2665 We should have stopped playing after the second encore.” 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2666 I'm not doing an Alley Oop tribute. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2667 Let's practice the last song that I wrote, "Mass extinction" 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2668 All right guys- I know we’ve been on the road for over 10 million years, but let’s make this one count! 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2669 That’s a tough act to follow 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2670 Not what I had imagined for our feature in Rolling Stone. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2671 'No John, I do not believe in climate change' 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2672 Hopefully, people will remember us for our music, not just our giant size. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2673 Who said 'Rock ON!'?! 1.2674 0.04801 86 63 23 0
2674 This one's in the key of 'About to B Flat' 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2675 There goes are weekend gig. 1.2667 0.05141 75 55 20 0
2676 I'm an ordinary guy Burning down the house 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2677 Whatever it is, can it be as bad as the flood? 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2678 Let's try it again. Last time, I promise. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2679 Dammit, Ferg! How 'bout you just keep us on the beat here! 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2680 Up next we'll be playing "It's the End of the World as We Know It" 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2681 I think we should cover R.E.M.’s It’s the End of the World as We Know it. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2682 Okay, let’s skip the drum solo…. 1.2667 0.05757 60 44 16 0
2683 Maybe someone up there is not a fan... 1.2667 0.05141 75 55 20 0
2684 Let's plan a revival album for 66 million years from now. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2685 I actually thought that was one of our better songs. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2686 It’s time for our swan song. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2687 I had a dream about my this the other night, and I’m afraid you’re not going to like how it turns out… 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2688 Maybe it's a good omen for our first gig. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2689 They did say it would be hard to keep the band together. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2690 I think it's time for a break 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2691 Okay boys let's play like there's no tomorrow. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2692 Hey, it's good music, stop throwing stones. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2693 Well, at least rock ‘n roll will never die. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2694 Sweet relief! My armsageddon tired. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2695 A little more percussion this time. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2696 Okay, let’s outdo the guys on the Titanic 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2697 right, so we're all agreed, we'll call ourselves "The rolling stones" 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2698 Would ‘End of The World Meteor Entering Our Atmosphere’ be a good band name? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2699 I knew we should have picked The Rolling Stones rather than The Flying Stones as name for the band… 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2700 The Smithereens was a good band name till it wasn’t 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2701 Good they paid us upfront 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2702 Welp, Should we finally play Freebird? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2703 Looks like we'll never learn "Stairway to Heaven". 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2704 It's the end of the world as we know it ... I feel fine ... 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2705 Please tell me you booked a light show with this gig. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2706 Quick! What beats Rock? 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2707 Damn, I told you we shouldn't have released same week as YoungBoy 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2708 That means were going to be one-hit since, doesn't it? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2709 Okay, on to the next tune " Nearer My God to Thee" 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2710 Let’s move right to the finale. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2711 I think we should go straight to the finale. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2712 It's been great playing tonight. This will be our last song. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2713 Does this mean there won’t be a reunion tour after all? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2714 Ok, guys! Next song is "Eve of Destruction". A-one, A-two... 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2715 Maybe it’s time to stop waiting for our frontman to evolve. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2716 Looks like we don't get an encore tonight. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2717 How many fucking times do I have to say it no piano riffs during my solo 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2718 Eat the manager again and you’re through. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2719 Didn't think doom metal would be this literal 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2720 🎶 It’s the end of the world as we know it.🎶 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2721 Take it from the top. “It’s the end of the world as we know it…” 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2722 Gentlemen, it's been an honor. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2723 I remember now - it was called Great Balls of Fire! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2724 Singer in a bunker. 1.2656 0.05564 64 47 17 0
2725 Better make it a swan song, Ted 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2726 Now we’ll never finish this damn song! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2727 And now for our final performance 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
2728 This really is our farewell tour. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2729 Do you know "Closing Time?" 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2730 That gives me a cool idea for a blues tune. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2731 OK, let’s run through that one last time. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2732 Better go to a 8/4 beat guys. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2733 What should we play for our last song? 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2734 Well, it looks like we're gonna get our wish about having that big hit. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2735 Goodness gracious...and then what? 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
2736 Let's make this one for the ages! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2737 Man I got it!" "This is the end, beautiful friend, This is the end, my only friend, the end. Of our elaborate plans, the end Of everything that stands, the end No safety or surprise, the end I'll never look into your eyes again" 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2738 So much for our farewell tour. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2739 Ok, guys, it’s ’Eve of Destruction’ on one, two, three…hit it! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2740 Looks like this gig is over for another 200,000,000 years. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2741 I knew we'd have a smash hit! 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
2742 This time with the outro. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2743 Another Burning Man flameout! 1.2647 0.07442 68 56 6 6
2744 And now, at your request, our final song will be, burning ring of fire. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2745 Let’s play “Our Day Will Come” quickly! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2746 This will be our last number, folks! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2747 Ernie, I warned you naming our band 'Black Sabbath' would anger the Lord! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2748 From the top, boys, Is That All There Is?".... 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2749 On the bright side, we WILL die before we get old. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2750 'I don't believe, we're on the eve of destruction...' 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2751 I've got all my life to live And I've got all my love to give and I'll survive I will survive, hey, hey 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
2752 Now get ready for a face-melting solo. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2753 There goes the world tour. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2754 The day death metal was born 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2755 This will be one titanic concert. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2756 I hope that last one was uploaded into the cloud. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2757 The beasties 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2758 Oh great, now everything’s a critique! 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2759 Do you guys know "It's the End of the World as We Know It" in D? 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2760 I think "Nearer, my God, to thee" is good for the finale 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2761 You guys know “Last Dance” ? 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2762 I think we’ll have to cancel our tour. 1.2639 0.06253