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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-10-03T18:43:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-10-17T18:44:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-10-11T18:43:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | October 18, 2021 |
Number of captions | 5153 |
Number of responses | 793193 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | O, hi Carol. I didn't expect it would be an ex that marked the spot. | 1.7824 | 0.01875 | 1829 | 830 | 567 | 432 |
1 | To be fair, you don't look like your profile picture either. | 1.7410 | 0.01159 | 4495 | 2089 | 1481 | 925 |
2 | You're a sight for a sore eye. | 1.7363 | 0.01119 | 4722 | 2182 | 1603 | 937 |
3 | They said it was a reorganization. Then out came this plank. | 1.7346 | 0.01178 | 4280 | 1990 | 1435 | 854 |
4 | Excuse me, ma'am, but our booty is buried directly under yours. | 1.7213 | 0.01410 | 3018 | 1443 | 973 | 602 |
5 | Oh… you said you wanted PRIVACY… | 1.7209 | 0.01344 | 3364 | 1622 | 1059 | 683 |
6 | You ordered a Captain Morgan with a splash of water? | 1.7207 | 0.01354 | 3251 | 1549 | 1059 | 642 |
7 | Don’t take this wrong, but I’m looking for some booty. | 1.7154 | 0.01269 | 3738 | 1809 | 1184 | 745 |
8 | Did you get my bottle? | 1.7098 | 0.01162 | 4200 | 1978 | 1463 | 759 |
9 | By any chance are you sitting on a large X? | 1.7032 | 0.01255 | 3700 | 1789 | 1220 | 691 |
10 | I assure you— where I come from yo ho ho is a gender neutral greeting. | 1.7006 | 0.01258 | 3721 | 1822 | 1193 | 706 |
11 | Something tells me I may have gone overboard. | 1.7005 | 0.01831 | 1696 | 812 | 580 | 304 |
12 | We've been trying to get in touch with you about your car's extended warranty... | 1.6959 | 0.01882 | 1792 | 924 | 489 | 379 |
13 | Have you seen a wet parrot? | 1.6930 | 0.01598 | 2264 | 1108 | 743 | 413 |
14 | My crew found out I was unvaccinated! | 1.6911 | 0.01371 | 3260 | 1657 | 953 | 650 |
15 | I sink, therefore I swam. | 1.6908 | 0.01563 | 2474 | 1248 | 743 | 483 |
16 | Private beach? I thought they said pirate beach. | 1.6893 | 0.01216 | 3750 | 1803 | 1309 | 638 |
17 | I was voted off the island. | 1.6876 | 0.01307 | 3329 | 1629 | 1111 | 589 |
18 | I could use some arrr and arrr. | 1.6873 | 0.01148 | 4598 | 2337 | 1362 | 899 |
19 | If you're waiting for your ship to come in, I wouldn't. | 1.6871 | 0.01138 | 4554 | 2279 | 1421 | 854 |
20 | Last time I drink on a Disney cruise. | 1.6788 | 0.01210 | 3805 | 1867 | 1293 | 645 |
21 | Could I borrow your Aye Phone? | 1.6778 | 0.01199 | 4035 | 2030 | 1275 | 730 |
22 | Sure, I'm washed up, but I'm also authentic. | 1.6716 | 0.01464 | 2552 | 1254 | 882 | 416 |
23 | You were right, honey. A pirate's life is not for me. | 1.6716 | 0.01452 | 2567 | 1254 | 902 | 411 |
24 | In case you are waiting for your ship to come in, I have bad news for you. | 1.6703 | 0.02334 | 1010 | 499 | 345 | 166 |
25 | When my crew said ‘large chest on the beach’ I thought…well never mind. | 1.6696 | 0.01359 | 3196 | 1652 | 951 | 592 |
26 | M'Lady, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. | 1.6691 | 0.01370 | 3300 | 1749 | 894 | 657 |
27 | Plank challenge. Tougher than I thought. | 1.6690 | 0.01463 | 2592 | 1287 | 875 | 430 |
28 | Wow, I must've really gotten wrecked last night. | 1.6688 | 0.01391 | 2847 | 1411 | 968 | 468 |
29 | The whole "Going down with your ship" thing is entirely overrated. | 1.6658 | 0.01369 | 2834 | 1384 | 1013 | 437 |
30 | Before you say anything, a galleon is harder to park than it looks. | 1.6630 | 0.01357 | 2938 | 1456 | 1016 | 466 |
31 | Shiver me timbers! My ex marks the spot. Hello, Linda. | 1.6618 | 0.01448 | 2803 | 1458 | 835 | 510 |
32 | You don't remember swiping right on Shiver Me Tinder? | 1.6605 | 0.01329 | 3349 | 1751 | 984 | 614 |
33 | As a guy I hate to ask directions, but.... | 1.6605 | 0.01338 | 3013 | 1497 | 1042 | 474 |
34 | Before you say anything, I’m fully vaccinated. | 1.6570 | 0.01668 | 2041 | 1049 | 643 | 349 |
35 | Normally,I never ask for directions... | 1.6566 | 0.01513 | 2388 | 1203 | 802 | 383 |
36 | You were right. The pirate life's not for me. | 1.6521 | 0.01388 | 2771 | 1389 | 957 | 425 |
37 | Long walk...short plank. Don't ask. | 1.6518 | 0.02555 | 850 | 435 | 276 | 139 |
38 | I’d like to report a mutiny. | 1.6493 | 0.01764 | 1691 | 845 | 594 | 252 |
39 | Are you the land ho? | 1.6464 | 0.02306 | 1168 | 642 | 297 | 229 |
40 | I know how this looks, but I couldn’t take being the children’s entertainer on that cruise ship for one more minute. | 1.6320 | 0.01589 | 2163 | 1135 | 689 | 339 |
41 | You ordered a mojito with Captain Morgan, right? | 1.6292 | 0.01614 | 2066 | 1081 | 670 | 315 |
42 | Sorry I’m late. You won’t believe what happened. | 1.6266 | 0.01626 | 2006 | 1046 | 663 | 297 |
43 | You had me at ahoy. | 1.6239 | 0.01766 | 1888 | 1044 | 510 | 334 |
44 | We've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty. | 1.6198 | 0.01885 | 1770 | 1021 | 401 | 348 |
45 | Pardon, but would ye happen to have the FindMyShip app? | 1.6186 | 0.01774 | 1728 | 925 | 537 | 266 |
46 | Guess my shipmates were serious about the whole ‘vaccinate or vacate’ policy | 1.6129 | 0.01867 | 1462 | 765 | 498 | 199 |
47 | Turns out cruise ships aren't the only ones requiring proof of vaccination. | 1.6127 | 0.01887 | 1562 | 856 | 456 | 249 |
48 | Booty means what now? | 1.6100 | 0.01932 | 1495 | 828 | 426 | 240 |
49 | I've been wading for you. | 1.6063 | 0.02067 | 1420 | 820 | 339 | 261 |
50 | The mask goes over your mouth not your eye | 1.6027 | 0.02071 | 1344 | 760 | 358 | 226 |
51 | Would you be a girl from Nantucket? | 1.6024 | 0.02079 | 1348 | 767 | 350 | 231 |
52 | First rule of pirating. Never volunteer to test the plank | 1.6012 | 0.01987 | 1314 | 707 | 424 | 183 |
53 | First of all, let me say it was a hell of a bachelor party | 1.5981 | 0.02023 | 1249 | 674 | 405 | 170 |
54 | I’ve had it with your romantic fantasies. | 1.5959 | 0.02409 | 938 | 521 | 275 | 142 |
55 | I believe your booty is on top of my booty | 1.5946 | 0.02103 | 1189 | 651 | 369 | 169 |
56 | Let me start by saying it's a good thing it wasn't my day to pick up the kids. | 1.5930 | 0.02083 | 1194 | 651 | 378 | 165 |
57 | Never let a parrot navigate. | 1.5912 | 0.02156 | 1130 | 622 | 348 | 160 |
58 | You ordered a Captain Morgan on the rocks? | 1.5898 | 0.02232 | 1114 | 631 | 309 | 174 |
59 | We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. | 1.5894 | 0.02321 | 1118 | 660 | 257 | 201 |
60 | Note to self: Never refer to your crew as 'lazy, good-for-nothing layabouts. | 1.5876 | 0.02181 | 1084 | 595 | 341 | 148 |
61 | You are a sight for sore eye. | 1.5831 | 0.02317 | 969 | 538 | 297 | 134 |
62 | I don't suppose you're sitting on an X are you? | 1.5822 | 0.02254 | 1010 | 558 | 316 | 136 |
63 | First, do not ask about the parrot. Some things are best left unsaid. | 1.5820 | 0.02276 | 1000 | 555 | 308 | 137 |
64 | It's a new dating app: Shiver Me Tinder. | 1.5817 | 0.02298 | 985 | 548 | 301 | 136 |
65 | I came as soon as I got your message in a bottle. | 1.5796 | 0.02220 | 980 | 529 | 334 | 117 |
66 | You ordered a Captain Morgan from the wet bar? | 1.5741 | 0.02409 | 925 | 529 | 261 | 135 |
67 | Well, as a matter of fact, I am the last man on earth" | 1.5727 | 0.02435 | 908 | 521 | 254 | 133 |
68 | ‘I swore that I’d go down with the ship. I never promised I’d stay there.’ | 1.5719 | 0.02393 | 904 | 510 | 271 | 123 |
69 | Do you know any personal mutiny lawyers? | 1.5699 | 0.02453 | 858 | 485 | 257 | 116 |
70 | He's white, about 5 tons, and answers to Moby. | 1.5686 | 0.02513 | 846 | 487 | 237 | 122 |
71 | Don't yo-ho-ho me. Where have you been? | 1.5645 | 0.02628 | 799 | 470 | 207 | 122 |
72 | A half-built plank, no railing, no sign, just sticking out over the ocean, that's negligence, right? | 1.5643 | 0.02476 | 801 | 447 | 256 | 98 |
73 | You were right, as usual. | 1.5629 | 0.02472 | 803 | 449 | 256 | 98 |
74 | I'm Roger ... We met on line... | 1.5607 | 0.02514 | 783 | 441 | 245 | 97 |
75 | I take it the bottle didn’t arrive? | 1.5603 | 0.02516 | 771 | 432 | 246 | 93 |
76 | No need to say it, Miriam. An inflatable galleon was a bad idea. | 1.5589 | 0.02651 | 755 | 440 | 208 | 107 |
77 | You could show more interest in this. This is your fantasy after all, not mine. | 1.5560 | 0.02666 | 750 | 440 | 203 | 107 |
78 | I'm the fellow who got dumped overboard on page 91. | 1.5538 | 0.02563 | 753 | 429 | 231 | 93 |
79 | You haven't seen a wet parrot by any chance, have you? | 1.5526 | 0.02660 | 704 | 403 | 213 | 88 |
80 | One Captain Morgan, on the rocks, at your service. | 1.5485 | 0.02872 | 629 | 369 | 175 | 85 |
81 | Sharks twenty-three, pirates one. | 1.5480 | 0.02740 | 677 | 394 | 195 | 88 |
82 | Excuse me for perpetuating stereotypes, but before I come closer…Arghhh ye vaccinated? | 1.5459 | 0.02755 | 654 | 378 | 195 | 81 |
83 | Anything to get away from Johnny Depp. | 1.5450 | 0.02840 | 666 | 399 | 171 | 96 |
84 | Sorry I'm late Babe, it was another mutiny at work. | 1.5440 | 0.02708 | 647 | 368 | 206 | 73 |
85 | Did somebody order a Captain Morgan on the rocks? | 1.5435 | 0.02751 | 666 | 389 | 192 | 85 |
86 | Strictly speaking, nobody said a captain that goes down with his ship can't come back up again. | 1.5431 | 0.02943 | 534 | 301 | 176 | 57 |
87 | So I guess you could say I'm washed up. | 1.5408 | 0.02755 | 638 | 368 | 195 | 75 |
88 | Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon. | 1.5397 | 0.02943 | 617 | 372 | 157 | 88 |
89 | These days you get thrown overboard for one “booty” joke… | 1.5387 | 0.02758 | 659 | 387 | 189 | 83 |
90 | ....so then I promised I'd keep an eye out... | 1.5378 | 0.02913 | 595 | 351 | 168 | 76 |
91 | Excuse me, have you seen a wet parrot? | 1.5378 | 0.02712 | 649 | 374 | 201 | 74 |
92 | Emily? I’m your Uber. You okay with swimming out a bit? I couldn’t find parking. | 1.5363 | 0.02791 | 619 | 359 | 188 | 72 |
93 | He's blue and red, about yay big, answers to the name Polly.. | 1.5363 | 0.02821 | 593 | 343 | 183 | 67 |
94 | Blast that dyslexic parrot. He said you were looking for some piracy. | 1.5345 | 0.03128 | 537 | 324 | 139 | 74 |
95 | I'm here to speak to you about your car's extended warranty | 1.5320 | 0.03179 | 579 | 368 | 114 | 97 |
96 | All this story is missing is a good hook. | 1.5307 | 0.02970 | 603 | 368 | 150 | 85 |
97 | I don't care who you say you are or where you've been. Don't come any closer without a mask. | 1.5273 | 0.02982 | 567 | 340 | 155 | 72 |
98 | We've been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty. | 1.5260 | 0.03298 | 557 | 363 | 95 | 99 |
99 | Pirates & planking". I thought I signed up for an exercise class | 1.5255 | 0.02926 | 548 | 320 | 168 | 60 |
100 | I give that voyage one star. | 1.5253 | 0.02800 | 554 | 314 | 189 | 51 |
101 | Pardon me, but have you seen a wet parrot? | 1.5250 | 0.02939 | 539 | 314 | 167 | 58 |
102 | Do you have one minute to talk about Jesus? | 1.5245 | 0.03275 | 511 | 319 | 116 | 76 |
103 | One question, and don't take this the wrong way, do you know where I can find some booty ? | 1.5244 | 0.03039 | 553 | 335 | 146 | 72 |
104 | Turns out the pirate's life is not for me. | 1.5243 | 0.02986 | 536 | 316 | 159 | 61 |
105 | Babe, I dont think this whole role-playing thing is working out for me | 1.5223 | 0.03027 | 515 | 303 | 155 | 57 |
106 | Ahoy! You have the chest I have been looking for! | 1.5221 | 0.02999 | 544 | 325 | 154 | 65 |
107 | Do you have the time and maybe also the century? | 1.5216 | 0.02984 | 556 | 334 | 154 | 68 |
108 | Usually when people on this beach say, "My crew and I got wrecked last night," they mean something different. | 1.5201 | 0.03003 | 546 | 328 | 152 | 66 |
109 | After that day, Captain Hook never pointed his finger at a woman again | 1.5195 | 0.03237 | 514 | 321 | 119 | 74 |
110 | Not the booty I was hoping for, but it'll do. | 1.5179 | 0.03024 | 504 | 296 | 155 | 53 |
111 | Sorry! In my day, "booty call" meant something else entirely. | 1.5169 | 0.03222 | 445 | 262 | 136 | 47 |
112 | According to the map, you're on my spot. | 1.5153 | 0.02928 | 524 | 306 | 166 | 52 |
113 | Is there no pleasing you ? You said you hated my Speedo. | 1.5141 | 0.03409 | 426 | 260 | 112 | 52 |
114 | My pronouns be he/him, wench. | 1.5133 | 0.03225 | 489 | 301 | 125 | 63 |
115 | Are you the lass that ordered one Salty Dog? | 1.5129 | 0.03081 | 503 | 302 | 144 | 57 |
116 | I’ve been told I’m washed up as a pirate | 1.5101 | 0.03289 | 447 | 271 | 124 | 52 |
117 | No need to panic. I am fully vaccinated. | 1.5086 | 0.03214 | 464 | 281 | 130 | 53 |
118 | Arrr! Never text and sail. | 1.5086 | 0.03314 | 464 | 291 | 110 | 62 |
119 | First thing, I am not Johnny Depp. | 1.5076 | 0.03096 | 461 | 273 | 143 | 45 |
120 | You're late, Roger. | 1.5068 | 0.03175 | 442 | 261 | 138 | 43 |
121 | Can I borrow your towel? Me timbers are shivering. | 1.5054 | 0.03201 | 461 | 279 | 131 | 51 |
122 | Seen a very waterlogged parrot by chance? | 1.5052 | 0.03084 | 479 | 286 | 144 | 49 |
123 | I beg your pardon, madam, I am not a pirate, I am a treasure appropriation consultant. | 1.5044 | 0.03260 | 458 | 281 | 123 | 54 |
124 | Yarr... um... please don't take this the wrong way, but I'm looking for some booty. | 1.5042 | 0.03244 | 472 | 292 | 122 | 58 |
125 | Before I kidnap you for ransom, can I see your vaccination card? | 1.5041 | 0.03305 | 486 | 309 | 109 | 68 |
126 | I only have eye for you | 1.5023 | 0.03402 | 438 | 274 | 108 | 56 |
127 | Of course, my ex marks the spot. | 1.5011 | 0.03171 | 455 | 274 | 134 | 47 |
128 | You haven't seen a soggy parrot, have you? | 1.5011 | 0.03131 | 475 | 288 | 136 | 51 |
129 | I got dumped as Tampa Bay's mascot. Can you give me directions to Pittsburgh? | 1.5000 | 0.03349 | 428 | 263 | 116 | 49 |
130 | Pardon me, might you have some Grey Poupon? | 1.5000 | 0.03442 | 444 | 283 | 100 | 61 |
131 | You haven't by any chance seen a soggy parrot have you? | 1.5000 | 0.03294 | 426 | 258 | 123 | 45 |
132 | On second thought, a pirate’s life is 𝘯𝘰𝘵 for me... | 1.5000 | 0.03295 | 446 | 275 | 119 | 52 |
133 | This is your final opportunity to extend your car warranty. | 1.4988 | 0.03518 | 429 | 275 | 94 | 60 |
134 | You were right, the fantasy cruise option turned out to be a shipwreck. | 1.4977 | 0.03283 | 428 | 260 | 123 | 45 |
135 | So far the crew has located one of your bags. | 1.4976 | 0.03450 | 414 | 258 | 106 | 50 |
136 | Can you direct me to the nearest Apple store? My ipatch is now obsolete. | 1.4964 | 0.03514 | 417 | 265 | 97 | 55 |
137 | Pardon, Madam, did you by chance happen upon a large letter X in the vicinity? | 1.4954 | 0.03277 | 438 | 269 | 121 | 48 |
138 | Wendy. You’ve grown up! | 1.4952 | 0.03511 | 420 | 268 | 96 | 56 |
139 | Ship happens. | 1.4941 | 0.03452 | 427 | 271 | 101 | 55 |
140 | Be this East or West Hampton? | 1.4938 | 0.03395 | 403 | 247 | 113 | 43 |
141 | Do you want to hook up? | 1.4936 | 0.03490 | 391 | 242 | 105 | 44 |
142 | Apparently a rising tide doesn't lift ALL boats | 1.4936 | 0.03522 | 389 | 242 | 102 | 45 |
143 | No Ma'am, that's not what I meant when I asked if you've seen my booty. | 1.4931 | 0.03363 | 434 | 272 | 110 | 52 |
144 | Remind me to fix the plank. | 1.4925 | 0.03321 | 400 | 241 | 121 | 38 |
145 | Before you jump to conclusions I just want to tell you my name is Kevin, I'm a dermatologist and I live down the beach from you. | 1.4912 | 0.03451 | 397 | 246 | 107 | 44 |
146 | Excuse me, are you the ex that marks the spot? | 1.4908 | 0.03571 | 379 | 237 | 98 | 44 |
147 | A small eye? Glass, blue iris. Any chance it's come your way? | 1.4907 | 0.03326 | 432 | 269 | 114 | 49 |
148 | I believe it was you who asked for more spontaneity in our marriage. | 1.4853 | 0.03450 | 373 | 228 | 109 | 36 |
149 | I'd invite you aboard, but my Ship is kind of a Wreck. | 1.4847 | 0.03525 | 359 | 218 | 104 | 35 |
150 | No, this is Dover. For Penzance turn left and keep going. Only about 300 miles. | 1.4845 | 0.03553 | 355 | 218 | 102 | 35 |
151 | All I said was, 'Yo, ho,' and she threw me overboard! | 1.4828 | 0.03624 | 377 | 241 | 90 | 46 |
152 | One last question, are you sitting on a large X in the sand by chance? | 1.4815 | 0.03538 | 378 | 238 | 98 | 42 |
153 | Aye, err, ahh....be that a map you're reading? | 1.4815 | 0.03375 | 378 | 230 | 114 | 34 |
154 | You haven’t seen a very wet parrot, have you? | 1.4781 | 0.03581 | 366 | 231 | 95 | 40 |
155 | One vote, Sen Sinema, that’s all we’re asking for. ONE vote. | 1.4749 | 0.03812 | 339 | 219 | 79 | 41 |
156 | Well, you weren’t responding to my message in a bottle. | 1.4732 | 0.03483 | 355 | 219 | 104 | 32 |
157 | Word to the wise, don't say 'union' on Bezos's superyacht. | 1.4731 | 0.03827 | 353 | 233 | 73 | 47 |
158 | We’re going with buccaneer now. “Pirate” polls poorly with your century | 1.4718 | 0.03397 | 354 | 215 | 111 | 28 |
159 | Sorry, this is Lesbos | 1.4714 | 0.03722 | 350 | 226 | 83 | 41 |
160 | That's my spot. | 1.4706 | 0.03727 | 323 | 203 | 88 | 32 |
161 | Um well actually, we don’t say pirate anymore. We say men of the sea now! | 1.4706 | 0.03592 | 340 | 212 | 96 | 32 |
162 | Excuse me, arrrrr you pirateloveR1969? | 1.4694 | 0.03559 | 360 | 228 | 95 | 37 |
163 | It's one. They're not coming by sea. | 1.4685 | 0.03645 | 333 | 209 | 92 | 32 |
164 | Turns out you need a ship to be a pirate. Who knew? | 1.4677 | 0.03811 | 325 | 209 | 80 | 36 |
165 | Pardon me, ma’am, do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.4674 | 0.03676 | 353 | 228 | 85 | 40 |
166 | Until today I thought ‘walking the plank’ was a euphemism.” | 1.4667 | 0.03631 | 315 | 194 | 95 | 26 |
167 | Apparently the poop deck's not what I thought it was for. | 1.4667 | 0.03899 | 315 | 204 | 75 | 36 |
168 | Arrr, I didn't mean to offend you when I said I was looking for booty | 1.4665 | 0.03650 | 373 | 245 | 82 | 46 |
169 | Me timbers are shivering. Can I borrow your towel? | 1.4661 | 0.03741 | 339 | 219 | 82 | 38 |
170 | You misunderstood me when I said, ‘Nice booty’. | 1.4660 | 0.03566 | 382 | 249 | 88 | 45 |
171 | You didn't happen to see a big black 'X' on the beach, did you? | 1.4656 | 0.03930 | 320 | 210 | 71 | 39 |
172 | Spent all me treasure on 'Effective Leadership Skills' conference in Barbados, and still, me crew mutinied! | 1.4645 | 0.03556 | 338 | 211 | 97 | 30 |
173 | That is my last reenactment. | 1.4644 | 0.03673 | 323 | 203 | 90 | 30 |
174 | First,believe that when I say booty,I am talking about plundered treasures. | 1.4644 | 0.03386 | 379 | 238 | 106 | 35 |
175 | I must look a wreck. | 1.4639 | 0.03652 | 332 | 210 | 90 | 32 |
176 | This is a private beach not a pirate beach. | 1.4625 | 0.03781 | 307 | 194 | 84 | 29 |
177 | You're not the Ex I was looking for | 1.4623 | 0.03770 | 305 | 192 | 85 | 28 |
178 | Sorry I’m late but I didn’t see the mutiny coming | 1.4613 | 0.03672 | 323 | 206 | 85 | 31 |
179 | #1…Before I come any closer, are you vaccinated? | 1.4605 | 0.03533 | 354 | 225 | 95 | 34 |
180 | As a matter of fact, as Captain, I did go down with my ship. There's no law against coming back up again, is there? | 1.4603 | 0.03923 | 315 | 207 | 71 | 37 |
181 | Lesson learned...never tell the crew that your favorite exercise is the plank. | 1.4597 | 0.03652 | 335 | 214 | 88 | 33 |
182 | All I know is that we were in the middle of shooting this rum commercial, and then ...... | 1.4594 | 0.03670 | 320 | 202 | 89 | 29 |
183 | Well now I feel silly. I was told this was a costume beach. | 1.4589 | 0.03730 | 316 | 201 | 85 | 30 |
184 | Pardon me. Have you seen a damp parrot? | 1.4588 | 0.03440 | 340 | 210 | 104 | 26 |
185 | Just remember - next week it’s MY fantasy! | 1.4585 | 0.03568 | 349 | 223 | 92 | 34 |
186 | Jones, miss. David Jones. | 1.4581 | 0.03634 | 334 | 213 | 89 | 32 |
187 | If you like snorkeling, I’ve got insider information on a shipwreck just off shore. | 1.4579 | 0.03580 | 321 | 200 | 95 | 26 |
188 | The cruise ship new COVID policy is a little severe. | 1.4579 | 0.03606 | 356 | 231 | 87 | 38 |
189 | You're sitting in my spot. | 1.4577 | 0.03860 | 319 | 209 | 74 | 36 |
190 | Didn’t go quite as planned, but that’s one thing I can check off my bucket list. | 1.4566 | 0.03716 | 311 | 197 | 86 | 28 |
191 | I'm not real, I'm the price you pay for reading Treasure Island in the hot sun. | 1.4560 | 0.03869 | 318 | 209 | 73 | 36 |
192 | Great entrance. You get the part. | 1.4558 | 0.04070 | 283 | 185 | 67 | 31 |
193 | The point of this vacation was to spice things up and I feel like you’re not fully participating in my fantasy. | 1.4555 | 0.04036 | 292 | 192 | 67 | 33 |
194 | Well, I thought she was a mermaid... But not according to her pronouns. | 1.4543 | 0.03854 | 328 | 218 | 71 | 39 |
195 | Ahoy wench! If I could have one moment of yer time to tell yeh about a great Timeshare opportunity. | 1.4536 | 0.04070 | 280 | 183 | 67 | 30 |
196 | Don't you dare say I told you so. | 1.4526 | 0.04037 | 274 | 177 | 70 | 27 |
197 | Excuse me, but is there an X under your beach chair? | 1.4525 | 0.03989 | 305 | 203 | 66 | 36 |
198 | Do NOT text and walk the plank. | 1.4525 | 0.03824 | 305 | 197 | 78 | 30 |
199 | Actually, we prefer Buccaneer. | 1.4518 | 0.03593 | 301 | 186 | 94 | 21 |
200 | I think my ship has sailed | 1.4517 | 0.03891 | 321 | 214 | 69 | 38 |
201 | If I may interrupt, madame, I'd like to talk to you about your car warranty expiring soon. | 1.4514 | 0.03884 | 319 | 212 | 70 | 37 |
202 | Excuse me, ma’am, are you sitting on an X? | 1.4513 | 0.03618 | 339 | 219 | 87 | 33 |
203 | First day as a pirate and I’m already washed up. | 1.4505 | 0.03876 | 293 | 189 | 76 | 28 |
204 | Pardon me, do you happen to have any Grey Poupon? | 1.4504 | 0.04170 | 282 | 189 | 59 | 34 |
205 | I hate asking for directions, is that a treasure map in your bag? | 1.4494 | 0.04008 | 267 | 171 | 72 | 24 |
206 | I'm here for the booty. | 1.4490 | 0.03586 | 343 | 222 | 88 | 33 |
207 | And one more thing, I did win the election! | 1.4489 | 0.04292 | 274 | 186 | 53 | 35 |
208 | Pirate has such a negative connotation. Just call me Larry. | 1.4476 | 0.03652 | 315 | 201 | 87 | 27 |
209 | Have you seen a big orange bird? He sank our ship, then flew here to Mar-a-Lago. | 1.4474 | 0.04224 | 266 | 177 | 59 | 30 |
210 | Pardon me, did you happen to see a wet parrot go by? | 1.4472 | 0.03867 | 284 | 182 | 77 | 25 |
211 | Excuse me, Miss. I believe you’re sitting on the X. | 1.4464 | 0.03540 | 336 | 215 | 92 | 29 |
212 | We have been trying to reach you about your extended warranty. | 1.4463 | 0.04166 | 298 | 205 | 53 | 40 |
213 | I didn’t shower, because I knew I’d wash up on shore. | 1.4444 | 0.03867 | 306 | 202 | 72 | 32 |
214 | My bucket list is completed. | 1.4441 | 0.03847 | 286 | 184 | 77 | 25 |
215 | Did you know you can save over $500 a month on car insurance? | 1.4437 | 0.03960 | 302 | 202 | 66 | 34 |
216 | 50 doubloons for your GPS? | 1.4433 | 0.03949 | 282 | 184 | 71 | 27 |
217 | I've had my eye on you for quite sometime. | 1.4431 | 0.04138 | 255 | 166 | 65 | 24 |
218 | And coincidently, the answer to 32 across is swashbuckle! | 1.4429 | 0.04158 | 280 | 189 | 58 | 33 |
219 | They made me walk the plank because I didn’t have my vaccination card | 1.4426 | 0.04039 | 305 | 208 | 59 | 38 |
220 | Next time, we’ll play out my fantasy. | 1.4422 | 0.03692 | 303 | 194 | 84 | 25 |
221 | I’m your “Shiver me Tinder” date. | 1.4418 | 0.04001 | 292 | 195 | 65 | 32 |
222 | And then I said, 'Of course I can do my own stunts.' | 1.4418 | 0.03881 | 292 | 191 | 73 | 28 |
223 | You can't claim it for England. This is England ! | 1.4414 | 0.04272 | 256 | 170 | 57 | 28 |
224 | Excuse me, have you seen an alligator that sounds like a ticking clock? | 1.4414 | 0.03682 | 324 | 212 | 81 | 31 |
225 | Have you seen an X around here? | 1.4413 | 0.03828 | 281 | 180 | 78 | 23 |
226 | May I pillage your towel? | 1.4409 | 0.04230 | 279 | 191 | 53 | 35 |
227 | I know. I know. You wished for Johnny Depp. But we have a union. | 1.4407 | 0.03882 | 295 | 194 | 72 | 29 |
228 | If I may have one second of your time, I'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty... | 1.4392 | 0.04210 | 255 | 169 | 60 | 26 |
229 | Actually, it's one if by sea. | 1.4380 | 0.03913 | 258 | 164 | 75 | 19 |
230 | Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.4379 | 0.03959 | 290 | 193 | 67 | 30 |
231 | I've returned from the dead to Florida? How ironic. | 1.4373 | 0.03911 | 279 | 182 | 72 | 25 |
232 | You were right dear. I'd make a much better pirate if I had a ship. | 1.4373 | 0.04041 | 279 | 186 | 64 | 29 |
233 | I don't need to hear, "Why didn't you use the map?" | 1.4371 | 0.03937 | 286 | 189 | 69 | 28 |
234 | I'd like to report that me timbers have been shivered. | 1.4369 | 0.03899 | 293 | 194 | 70 | 29 |
235 | Did you by any chance set your chair up over a large, red X? | 1.4365 | 0.03866 | 323 | 220 | 65 | 38 |
236 | You wouldn't happen to be reading anything on boat repair, would you? | 1.4365 | 0.04093 | 252 | 164 | 66 | 22 |
237 | Pardon me but have you any Grey Poupon? | 1.4365 | 0.04392 | 252 | 172 | 50 | 30 |
238 | When you’ve been in the sun too long and the main character in your novel shows up.. | 1.4363 | 0.04232 | 259 | 177 | 53 | 29 |
239 | Argh, that be the last time I use Apple Treasure Maps. | 1.4360 | 0.03938 | 289 | 192 | 68 | 29 |
240 | Well dear, it turns out they don’t actually like it when you shiver their timbers. | 1.4354 | 0.03888 | 271 | 175 | 74 | 22 |
241 | So I said: "Unionized pirate crew? Who's ever heard of a unionized pirate crew?" | 1.4351 | 0.03883 | 285 | 187 | 72 | 26 |
242 | You haven't seen a soggy parrot come by, have you? | 1.4348 | 0.04195 | 253 | 168 | 60 | 25 |
243 | I came here to remind you of your car's extended warranty... | 1.4346 | 0.04241 | 283 | 197 | 49 | 37 |
244 | Turns out there is a difference between a plank and a diving board | 1.4346 | 0.04003 | 260 | 169 | 69 | 22 |
245 | There once was a man from Nantucket. I am that man. | 1.4343 | 0.03926 | 274 | 179 | 71 | 24 |
246 | Pardon me, marm, but would you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.4330 | 0.04344 | 261 | 180 | 49 | 32 |
247 | Next time I ask for directions. | 1.4328 | 0.03988 | 268 | 176 | 68 | 24 |
248 | I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. | 1.4322 | 0.04003 | 273 | 181 | 66 | 26 |
249 | I thought you were going to pick me up from work today? | 1.4319 | 0.04145 | 257 | 171 | 61 | 25 |
250 | I walked the plank. It isn't such a big deal. | 1.4317 | 0.04080 | 278 | 188 | 60 | 30 |
251 | What were your first two wishes? | 1.4312 | 0.03798 | 269 | 172 | 78 | 19 |
252 | Honest! I fell overboard at a costume party!" | 1.4312 | 0.04079 | 269 | 180 | 62 | 27 |
253 | Turns out my true love wasn't the sea. | 1.4311 | 0.03964 | 283 | 189 | 66 | 28 |
254 | Excuse me, have you seen a wet parrot flying about? | 1.4310 | 0.03738 | 290 | 188 | 79 | 23 |
255 | Well, he's got green feathers, he says, "Watch out, matey," and he's usually up there. | 1.4302 | 0.04022 | 258 | 169 | 67 | 22 |
256 | Are you BeachLover37? | 1.4301 | 0.04113 | 272 | 184 | 59 | 29 |
257 | The pirate code says nothing about staying down with your ship. | 1.4296 | 0.03825 | 277 | 180 | 75 | 22 |
258 | No, I'm Johnny Deep. | 1.4296 | 0.03945 | 291 | 196 | 65 | 30 |
259 | Yes, I played the killer, but our murder mystery cruise passengers got a bit carried away with the gang plank scene. | 1.4292 | 0.03979 | 240 | 153 | 71 | 16 |
260 | ... and so I told them 'go ahead and toss me overboard, but I don't see how a few houseplants make our ship look any less intimidating' ." | 1.4292 | 0.04315 | 240 | 161 | 55 | 24 |
261 | I've lost my map. Do you know where X is? | 1.4291 | 0.04303 | 247 | 167 | 54 | 26 |
262 | This was a funnier concept in my head. | 1.4286 | 0.04217 | 238 | 157 | 60 | 21 |
263 | You see honey? I look silly if you don’t wear yours | 1.4286 | 0.04171 | 245 | 162 | 61 | 22 |
264 | You were right, Marcia. It's just as cold with clothes on. | 1.4276 | 0.03866 | 283 | 187 | 71 | 25 |
265 | So you're telling me that the meaning of 'booty' has changed? | 1.4275 | 0.04396 | 262 | 184 | 44 | 34 |
266 | It's not as much fun when you are the one who walks the plank. | 1.4274 | 0.04251 | 248 | 167 | 56 | 25 |
267 | I hate to trouble you, but I believe your chair is on my chest. | 1.4274 | 0.04341 | 241 | 163 | 53 | 25 |
268 | Wait, so scurvy isn’t the biggest problem anymore? | 1.4269 | 0.03960 | 260 | 170 | 69 | 21 |
269 | Yer be sitting on me treasure lass | 1.4264 | 0.04093 | 258 | 172 | 62 | 24 |
270 | Come on Johnny, stop playing dress up , we’re on bloody vacation | 1.4250 | 0.04189 | 240 | 159 | 60 | 21 |
271 | We ran out of Bounty and there was a mutiny. | 1.4249 | 0.04406 | 233 | 158 | 51 | 24 |
272 | This is not how I remember the Caribbean. | 1.4242 | 0.04200 | 264 | 181 | 54 | 29 |
273 | So, I got kicked off the island… | 1.4242 | 0.04061 | 264 | 176 | 61 | 25 |
274 | Will that just be one rum and coke? | 1.4240 | 0.03908 | 250 | 161 | 72 | 17 |
275 | In my defense, I did try to call. | 1.4235 | 0.03895 | 255 | 165 | 72 | 18 |
276 | First of all, I am NOT a pirate! I am a redistribution specialist. | 1.4225 | 0.04054 | 258 | 172 | 63 | 23 |
277 | Technically it was a party barge and technically I was the host so I don't think going down with the ship was a necessity. | 1.4223 | 0.04095 | 251 | 167 | 62 | 22 |
278 | The proper English is ‘My mates and I’ | 1.4221 | 0.03929 | 244 | 157 | 71 | 16 |
279 | You were right...that Halloween party on a boat was a bad idea.. | 1.4208 | 0.04144 | 240 | 161 | 58 | 21 |
280 | Please tell me you're not reading The Tempest. | 1.4204 | 0.04414 | 226 | 153 | 51 | 22 |
281 | Pleased to meet you, Ma'am. They call me Johnny Depth. | 1.4198 | 0.04229 | 243 | 164 | 56 | 23 |
282 | Madam, your booty is on my bounty | 1.4191 | 0.04172 | 241 | 161 | 59 | 21 |
283 | I've got a whale of a story to tell you. | 1.4174 | 0.04158 | 242 | 162 | 59 | 21 |
284 | Word of advice: Do NOT rock the boat. | 1.4167 | 0.05025 | 168 | 113 | 40 | 15 |
285 | But first, my impression of Johnny Depp. | 1.4167 | 0.04118 | 252 | 170 | 59 | 23 |
286 | The Old Mansplaining and the Sea | 1.4167 | 0.04265 | 240 | 163 | 54 | 23 |
287 | I asked you ONE time to watch my Pirates of the Caribbean reenactment and you can’t even do that for me | 1.4167 | 0.04224 | 240 | 162 | 56 | 22 |
288 | Excuse me miss, we’ve been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty.. | 1.4167 | 0.04414 | 252 | 178 | 43 | 31 |
289 | You wouldn't happen to be sitting on a big X in the sand, would you? | 1.4164 | 0.03811 | 281 | 187 | 71 | 23 |
290 | Pardon me, madam, but have you seen a giant X around anywhere? | 1.4163 | 0.04483 | 233 | 162 | 45 | 26 |
291 | Have you seen a giant 'X' around here? | 1.4163 | 0.04620 | 209 | 143 | 45 | 21 |
292 | Excuse me, my treasure is buried under you. | 1.4160 | 0.03942 | 250 | 164 | 68 | 18 |
293 | Seen a parrot? | 1.4160 | 0.04207 | 238 | 160 | 57 | 21 |
294 | Thank goodness I finally found you. Did you know your car warranty is about to expire? | 1.4153 | 0.04393 | 248 | 174 | 45 | 29 |
295 | Uh, a pirate’s wife for me? | 1.4153 | 0.04102 | 236 | 156 | 62 | 18 |
296 | My pistol and my parrot are gone,did you see an armed bird around here anywhere? | 1.4149 | 0.04169 | 241 | 162 | 58 | 21 |
297 | Which way is Provincetown? | 1.4137 | 0.04228 | 249 | 171 | 53 | 25 |
298 | You were right...i’m never going to find your offshore money | 1.4134 | 0.04167 | 254 | 174 | 55 | 25 |
299 | Don’t call me Ishmael! | 1.4133 | 0.04192 | 225 | 149 | 59 | 17 |
300 | I swear you're my first and only mate. | 1.4120 | 0.04459 | 216 | 147 | 49 | 20 |
301 | I'm going to stop you right there, it's my first day alone in 5 years. Don't mess with me. | 1.4120 | 0.04018 | 267 | 182 | 60 | 25 |
302 | Have you seen a wet parrot, by chance? | 1.4120 | 0.04018 | 267 | 182 | 60 | 25 |
303 | Excuse me, have you seen a parrot? | 1.4118 | 0.03942 | 238 | 160 | 61 | 17 |
304 | Shiver me Tinder, lass, your photo didn't lie. | 1.4118 | 0.03896 | 272 | 183 | 66 | 23 |
305 | Sorry. I'm your first wish. Better be more specific for your next one. | 1.4115 | 0.04361 | 226 | 154 | 51 | 21 |
306 | Upon coming ashore, he found his Ex marking the spot where his treasure was buried. | 1.4111 | 0.04288 | 253 | 177 | 48 | 28 |
307 | In my defense, I was very highly regarded by the parrot. | 1.4109 | 0.04573 | 202 | 137 | 47 | 18 |
308 | I want to hook up but not the way you think. | 1.4096 | 0.04186 | 249 | 171 | 54 | 24 |
309 | Pardon me, but do you have some Grey Poupon? | 1.4095 | 0.04839 | 210 | 150 | 34 | 26 |
310 | Turn out it's not that safe to go rubber rafting with a guy named Hook. | 1.4093 | 0.04567 | 215 | 149 | 43 | 22 |
311 | Err sorry to bother you but could you Google Top 10 hidden treasures near me? | 1.4089 | 0.03927 | 247 | 166 | 63 | 18 |
312 | Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about your car's extended warranty? | 1.4089 | 0.04915 | 203 | 145 | 33 | 25 |
313 | You were right. Naval reenactments don't work. | 1.4087 | 0.04215 | 230 | 155 | 56 | 19 |
314 | I've been trying to reach you about my ship's extended warranty... | 1.4085 | 0.04238 | 235 | 160 | 54 | 21 |
315 | I just got your message. | 1.4085 | 0.04195 | 235 | 159 | 56 | 20 |
316 | Whaddya mean “Private Beach”? | 1.4083 | 0.04133 | 240 | 162 | 58 | 20 |
317 | My tale for your drink. | 1.4081 | 0.04261 | 223 | 153 | 51 | 19 |
318 | Point to you, Mary, they did say, ‘Submit a caption to go with the the comic’. Cap-tion, not cap-tain. I feel like such a fool. | 1.4077 | 0.04475 | 233 | 164 | 43 | 26 |
319 | Excuse me, but have you seen an X anywhere on the beach? | 1.4075 | 0.03818 | 265 | 176 | 70 | 19 |
320 | Miss, you ordered a salty dog on the rocks? | 1.4072 | 0.04520 | 221 | 154 | 44 | 23 |
321 | Penzance? | 1.4069 | 0.04156 | 231 | 155 | 58 | 18 |
322 | I'm ready to admit I should have stopped to ask for directions. | 1.4069 | 0.04201 | 231 | 156 | 56 | 19 |
323 | No worries, I'm vaccinated | 1.4064 | 0.04215 | 219 | 146 | 57 | 16 |
324 | Was I gone long? | 1.4064 | 0.04115 | 219 | 144 | 61 | 14 |
325 | Excuse me, I've gone great depths to get here. | 1.4061 | 0.04226 | 229 | 155 | 55 | 19 |
326 | That last step is a doozy. | 1.4058 | 0.04489 | 207 | 141 | 48 | 18 |
327 | You were right. They do have a plank. | 1.4057 | 0.03914 | 244 | 161 | 67 | 16 |
328 | Excuse me, has this country been colonized yet? | 1.4057 | 0.04413 | 212 | 144 | 50 | 18 |
329 | Do you know what a pirate is without a ship? Wet | 1.4054 | 0.04504 | 222 | 155 | 44 | 23 |
330 | Oh… I forgot my mask” | 1.4054 | 0.04366 | 222 | 152 | 50 | 20 |
331 | I should have waited an hour before plundering. | 1.4048 | 0.04221 | 252 | 176 | 50 | 26 |
332 | Dang it. Forgot my mask. | 1.4046 | 0.04174 | 262 | 184 | 50 | 28 |
333 | You know that Bermuda Triangle thing? It's real. | 1.4043 | 0.04027 | 230 | 152 | 63 | 15 |
334 | I'm not a pirate; I've been lost at sea since Halloween. | 1.4037 | 0.04469 | 218 | 151 | 46 | 21 |
335 | Turns out Davy Jones' Locker is filled with smelly gym socks and a broken Mp3 player. | 1.4036 | 0.04350 | 223 | 153 | 50 | 20 |
336 | First and foremost I’d like to say,”Arrgh.” | 1.4036 | 0.04303 | 223 | 152 | 52 | 19 |
337 | Do you have any career advice for a washed up pirate? | 1.4028 | 0.04044 | 216 | 141 | 59 | 13 |
338 | I can explain. | 1.4025 | 0.04177 | 236 | 161 | 55 | 20 |
339 | Arr, excuse me my lady, have yee seen a soaking wet parrot with a foul mouth fly by? | 1.4024 | 0.04056 | 246 | 167 | 59 | 20 |
340 | Pirate of Penzance" No... Pirate with wet pants!! | 1.4024 | 0.04137 | 246 | 168 | 55 | 22 |
341 | I fear my swash has buckled. | 1.4020 | 0.04445 | 199 | 134 | 50 | 15 |
342 | Excuse me, I’m part of a gender reveal event. | 1.4020 | 0.04369 | 204 | 137 | 52 | 15 |
343 | Excuse me, have you seen a dead man's chest, fifteen men on said chest, and/or a bottle of rum? | 1.4019 | 0.04329 | 214 | 145 | 52 | 17 |
344 | Do you know a very good maritime lawyer? | 1.4018 | 0.04380 | 224 | 155 | 48 | 21 |
345 | Pardon me - by any chance have you seen a rather unkempt group of men, somewhat lacking in the social graces, and all saying "aargh", pass by recently? | 1.4017 | 0.04266 | 229 | 157 | 52 | 20 |
346 | I promise you this was more romantic in my head. | 1.4009 | 0.04236 | 217 | 146 | 55 | 16 |
347 | Next time, YOU go as a pirate and walk the plank. | 1.4008 | 0.04163 | 247 | 171 | 53 | 23 |
348 | Ye haven't seen a large "X" have ye? | 1.4008 | 0.04002 | 247 | 167 | 61 | 19 |
349 | Could I trouble you for a bottle of rum? | 1.4000 | 0.04385 | 210 | 143 | 50 | 17 |
350 | Have you seen an X anywhere? | 1.4000 | 0.03982 | 245 | 167 | 59 | 19 |
351 | You’ll need a beach tag til October 31st. | 1.4000 | 0.04648 | 200 | 139 | 42 | 19 |
352 | Madame. You are sitting on my booty! | 1.3992 | 0.03961 | 243 | 163 | 63 | 17 |
353 | Don't assume that all parrots are loyal. | 1.3982 | 0.04081 | 221 | 147 | 60 | 14 |
354 | Hi, I was told there would be booty | 1.3974 | 0.04262 | 229 | 158 | 51 | 20 |
355 | Madam, “Land Ho!” was not called to offend thee. | 1.3973 | 0.04400 | 219 | 152 | 47 | 20 |
356 | Found the buckle. Looking for my swash. | 1.3972 | 0.04063 | 214 | 141 | 61 | 12 |
357 | This is the private beach, not the pirate beach. | 1.3971 | 0.04397 | 209 | 143 | 49 | 17 |
358 | You were right, we needed a bigger boat. | 1.3970 | 0.04323 | 199 | 133 | 53 | 13 |
359 | The worst part of a mutiny is the wet socks. | 1.3968 | 0.04079 | 247 | 170 | 56 | 21 |
360 | You weren't the "X" I was looking for | 1.3967 | 0.04139 | 242 | 167 | 54 | 21 |
361 | Arrrrrrrr you using that towel? | 1.3967 | 0.04097 | 242 | 166 | 56 | 20 |
362 | Pardon me, I left something just under where you are sitting. | 1.3956 | 0.03878 | 225 | 147 | 67 | 11 |
363 | Don't be scared -- I've had my two doses of Moderna | 1.3955 | 0.04384 | 220 | 153 | 47 | 20 |
364 | Do you know which way the Comic-Con is? | 1.3953 | 0.03992 | 258 | 178 | 58 | 22 |
365 | I'm sorry, but I have to get something off my chest. | 1.3950 | 0.05007 | 200 | 147 | 27 | 26 |
366 | Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3947 | 0.04620 | 228 | 166 | 34 | 28 |
367 | Have you seen any big chests on this beach? | 1.3947 | 0.03992 | 228 | 152 | 62 | 14 |
368 | Vaccinated? | 1.3946 | 0.04033 | 261 | 182 | 55 | 24 |
369 | You're right; it was just a phase. | 1.3941 | 0.04430 | 203 | 139 | 48 | 16 |
370 | Did you happen to see a ship go by? Masts. Sails. Black flag... | 1.3936 | 0.04296 | 188 | 124 | 54 | 10 |
371 | This is the Jersey Shore. You need a beach tag. | 1.3935 | 0.04391 | 216 | 150 | 47 | 19 |
372 | I'm the only one left and you are definitely first mate material. | 1.3930 | 0.04570 | 201 | 140 | 43 | 18 |
373 | No one warns you about the Montauk Triangle. | 1.3930 | 0.04677 | 201 | 142 | 39 | 20 |
374 | Question: Treasure Island or Pleasure Island? | 1.3929 | 0.03937 | 224 | 148 | 64 | 12 |
375 | I’ve been trying to reach you about your extended warranty. | 1.3929 | 0.04596 | 196 | 136 | 43 | 17 |
376 | First of all, Davy Jones’ mom says hi. | 1.3929 | 0.04037 | 224 | 150 | 60 | 14 |
377 | You were expecting Johnny Depp? | 1.3925 | 0.04419 | 214 | 149 | 46 | 19 |
378 | Party of 1 | 1.3925 | 0.04268 | 214 | 146 | 52 | 16 |
379 | Excuse me ma’am, might thy happen to have the FindMeShip app? | 1.3922 | 0.04082 | 232 | 158 | 57 | 17 |
380 | I knew it, my ex marks the spot! | 1.3922 | 0.04678 | 204 | 145 | 38 | 21 |
381 | And THAT is why the cannonball should always be pointed towards the sea | 1.3922 | 0.04302 | 204 | 138 | 52 | 14 |
382 | We Brits call it a swimming costume. | 1.3921 | 0.04049 | 227 | 153 | 59 | 15 |
383 | Is the pandemic over? We ran out of rum. | 1.3919 | 0.04010 | 222 | 148 | 61 | 13 |
384 | After 250 years, we all agreed that maybe we should ask someone for directions. | 1.3917 | 0.04226 | 217 | 148 | 53 | 16 |
385 | We lost the boat, but the kids are on their way in. | 1.3915 | 0.04242 | 212 | 144 | 53 | 15 |
386 | Mistook plank in the dark as the way to the head. | 1.3909 | 0.04521 | 197 | 136 | 45 | 16 |
387 | Don't worry, I'm not after your booty | 1.3907 | 0.04452 | 215 | 154 | 41 | 20 |
388 | Be this Penzance? | 1.3906 | 0.04297 | 192 | 128 | 53 | 11 |
389 | It's not how it looks. | 1.3902 | 0.04340 | 205 | 140 | 50 | 15 |
390 | Never threaten an aircraft carrier. | 1.3901 | 0.04289 | 223 | 155 | 49 | 19 |
391 | ...I'm beginning to think my crew wants a new captain... | 1.3899 | 0.04210 | 218 | 149 | 53 | 16 |
392 | I have nothing to declare. | 1.3897 | 0.04610 | 195 | 136 | 42 | 17 |
393 | Borrow yer cell? | 1.3889 | 0.04502 | 198 | 137 | 45 | 16 |
394 | Costume party. Yacht. Overboard. Can you call me an Uber? | 1.3889 | 0.04502 | 198 | 137 | 45 | 16 |
395 | Did a parrot fly by a minute ago? | 1.3886 | 0.04161 | 229 | 158 | 53 | 18 |
396 | Would you happen to know the way to Penzance? | 1.3884 | 0.04212 | 242 | 171 | 48 | 23 |
397 | Are ye vaccinated? | 1.3883 | 0.04378 | 206 | 142 | 48 | 16 |
398 | I'd like to speak to you about your car's warranty... | 1.3881 | 0.04712 | 219 | 161 | 31 | 27 |
399 | Excuse me, you haven't seen a parrot, have you? | 1.3879 | 0.04313 | 214 | 148 | 49 | 17 |
400 | Pardon me, have you seen a bottle with a map? | 1.3874 | 0.04616 | 191 | 133 | 42 | 16 |
401 | The Pirates are still #1 | 1.3874 | 0.04055 | 222 | 150 | 58 | 14 |
402 | Would you mind moving just a bit? My map says you're sitting right on the X. | 1.3872 | 0.03995 | 235 | 160 | 59 | 16 |
403 | No, it's bigger than that, and has four rather large sails, a lovely siren on the bow, and 100 drunken sailors. No? Still nothing? | 1.3869 | 0.04427 | 199 | 137 | 47 | 15 |
404 | Still refuse to ask for directions? | 1.3869 | 0.04595 | 199 | 140 | 41 | 18 |
405 | On second thought, a pirate's life may not be for me. | 1.3868 | 0.04392 | 212 | 148 | 46 | 18 |
406 | Pirate-o-gram for Debbie? | 1.3867 | 0.04600 | 181 | 124 | 44 | 13 |
407 | Look, lady, enough already. One hundred seventy-eight notes in bottles is just harassment. | 1.3866 | 0.04623 | 194 | 136 | 41 | 17 |
408 | I'm only ending my pirate mid-life crisis cause my ship sank, not because you told me to. | 1.3865 | 0.04571 | 207 | 147 | 40 | 20 |
409 | Excuse me, but my ex marked this spot! | 1.3864 | 0.04467 | 220 | 157 | 41 | 22 |
410 | In my defense, the coastline was still there when I marked the spot. | 1.3863 | 0.04197 | 233 | 163 | 50 | 20 |
411 | Is that Treasure Island you're reading? I have a question. | 1.3860 | 0.04124 | 228 | 157 | 54 | 17 |
412 | In fairness, you were the one who wanted a "culturally immersive" honeymoon. | 1.3858 | 0.04514 | 197 | 137 | 44 | 16 |
413 | 'Pardon me mam, but if you have a moment I'd like to talk to you about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ' | 1.3858 | 0.04846 | 197 | 143 | 32 | 22 |
414 | You arrrgh aware this is a private beach? | 1.3853 | 0.04353 | 218 | 153 | 46 | 19 |
415 | You’re going to have to explain what you mean by “proof of vaccination.” | 1.3850 | 0.04559 | 187 | 129 | 44 | 14 |
416 | Can I borrow just half your sunglasses? | 1.3850 | 0.04324 | 213 | 148 | 48 | 17 |
417 | I'm giving 17th Century Pirate Swimwear one star on Amazon. | 1.3850 | 0.04114 | 213 | 144 | 56 | 13 |
418 | I'm looking for a parrot" | 1.3850 | 0.03893 | 213 | 140 | 63 | 9 |
419 | Are masks still required? | 1.3842 | 0.04249 | 203 | 138 | 52 | 13 |
420 | What some call a mutiny, I see as an opportunity for a refreshing swim. | 1.3842 | 0.04473 | 203 | 142 | 44 | 17 |
421 | Our voicemail box is full, please stop sending bottled messages | 1.3835 | 0.04262 | 206 | 141 | 51 | 14 |
422 | Excuse me, have you seen a parrot with two passports? | 1.3834 | 0.04751 | 193 | 138 | 36 | 19 |
423 | Excuse me, you wouldn’t happen to have seen a really pissed off parrot would you? | 1.3832 | 0.04308 | 214 | 149 | 48 | 17 |
424 | One Captain Morgan coming up! | 1.3831 | 0.04158 | 201 | 137 | 52 | 12 |
425 | Apologies, but I believe I left my booty under yours. | 1.3830 | 0.04723 | 188 | 133 | 38 | 17 |
426 | I didn’t realize it was “”Ex””marks the spot…how’ve you been Brenda? | 1.3829 | 0.04974 | 175 | 125 | 33 | 17 |
427 | Wait, it's a great story. | 1.3827 | 0.04165 | 196 | 131 | 55 | 10 |
428 | This is most definitely not the booty I was expecting. | 1.3826 | 0.04232 | 230 | 162 | 48 | 20 |
429 | Let me first assure you Madam, this is not a booty call. | 1.3820 | 0.04148 | 233 | 163 | 51 | 19 |
430 | May I borrow a towel? My timbers are shivering. | 1.3817 | 0.04507 | 186 | 130 | 42 | 14 |
431 | Dear, I think I'm done with my mid-life crisis now. Turns out some childhood dreams just aren't meant to be. | 1.3814 | 0.04291 | 215 | 150 | 48 | 17 |
432 | Elsa, on all of the beaches on all of the oceans of all of the world... | 1.3812 | 0.04592 | 181 | 125 | 43 | 13 |
433 | You do realize that you left me on the Pirate Cruise last night, right? | 1.3807 | 0.04491 | 218 | 157 | 39 | 22 |
434 | Do you happen to know the password for Davy Jones' locker? | 1.3804 | 0.04731 | 184 | 130 | 38 | 16 |
435 | Whatever you do...Do Not trust that parrot! | 1.3802 | 0.04218 | 192 | 129 | 53 | 10 |
436 | … and so, Captain Morgan found he had fallen off the wagon once again. | 1.3802 | 0.04707 | 192 | 137 | 37 | 18 |
437 | Are you the one who ordered the summer fantasy? | 1.3797 | 0.04487 | 187 | 129 | 45 | 13 |
438 | Arrrrgh ...ye sittin' on a big X? | 1.3795 | 0.04360 | 195 | 134 | 48 | 13 |
439 | Actually, it's more like the Bermuda Isosceles Triangle. | 1.3795 | 0.04299 | 195 | 133 | 50 | 12 |
440 | Wanna see something funny? Pull my finger. | 1.3793 | 0.04627 | 203 | 146 | 37 | 20 |
441 | Think twice before you ask me about the bachelor party.. | 1.3786 | 0.04628 | 206 | 149 | 36 | 21 |
442 | I know, I know. I barely resemble my Tinder picture. | 1.3781 | 0.04496 | 201 | 142 | 42 | 17 |
443 | But you said you needed more piracy. | 1.3777 | 0.04594 | 188 | 132 | 41 | 15 |
444 | I wouldn’t go in there just yet if I were you. | 1.3776 | 0.04281 | 196 | 133 | 50 | 12 |
445 | I need directions -- but don't tell my crew. | 1.3772 | 0.04297 | 228 | 163 | 44 | 21 |
446 | Have you seen a big red X anywhere around here? | 1.3770 | 0.03793 | 244 | 166 | 64 | 14 |
447 | Excuse me, you haven't noticed a big black X anywhere along this beach, have you? | 1.3770 | 0.04356 | 191 | 131 | 48 | 12 |
448 | Yes I like Pina Coladas | 1.3765 | 0.05032 | 162 | 115 | 33 | 14 |
449 | But, I've kept in touch. I sent you a bottle note weeks ag0. | 1.3765 | 0.04862 | 170 | 120 | 36 | 14 |
450 | I'm sorry, but is there an X underneath that chair. | 1.3761 | 0.04390 | 218 | 156 | 42 | 20 |
451 | Are ye sitting on an 'X'? | 1.3761 | 0.03992 | 234 | 162 | 56 | 16 |
452 | I’m sorry ma’am, but this is a privateer beach. | 1.3757 | 0.05031 | 181 | 133 | 28 | 20 |
453 | I fell off the wagon, and then I fell off my ship. | 1.3757 | 0.04780 | 181 | 129 | 36 | 16 |
454 | I'm keeping one aye on you. | 1.3757 | 0.04385 | 189 | 130 | 47 | 12 |
455 | One minute I was flirting with the captain’s wife at the costume party, the next minute he’s tossed me off the cruise ship. | 1.3757 | 0.04255 | 189 | 128 | 51 | 10 |
456 | Have they been checking beach badges? | 1.3757 | 0.04449 | 189 | 131 | 45 | 13 |
457 | Pardon me Madam -- is this Penzance? | 1.3756 | 0.04152 | 205 | 140 | 53 | 12 |
458 | Hypnotized by Long John's huge digit, Penelope didn't hear a word he said. | 1.3750 | 0.04660 | 184 | 130 | 39 | 15 |
459 | One more time, you’re sure you’re not sitting on a large ‘X’? | 1.3750 | 0.04269 | 216 | 152 | 47 | 17 |
460 | The GPS had me take the fastest route. | 1.3750 | 0.04531 | 184 | 128 | 43 | 13 |
461 | Would you be reading 'Treasure Island' by any chance?" | 1.3750 | 0.04400 | 192 | 133 | 46 | 13 |
462 | You're not the 'X' I was expecting to find here. | 1.3750 | 0.04582 | 192 | 136 | 40 | 16 |
463 | The map said "there be booty" here. I'm not disappointed. | 1.3750 | 0.04700 | 192 | 138 | 36 | 18 |
464 | If anyone asks, I arrived first | 1.3738 | 0.03960 | 206 | 138 | 59 | 9 |
465 | That’s the last time I book a trip through Groupon. | 1.3736 | 0.04708 | 174 | 122 | 39 | 13 |
466 | Argggh, actually you could say I went a little bit overboard last time. | 1.3736 | 0.04264 | 174 | 116 | 51 | 7 |
467 | Sorry I'm late; parking was a nightmare. | 1.3729 | 0.04511 | 177 | 122 | 44 | 11 |
468 | I didn’t realize they meant my “ex” makes the spot | 1.3728 | 0.04730 | 169 | 118 | 39 | 12 |
469 | It turns out that pirate galleons don't fare well against the Coast Guard. | 1.3724 | 0.04212 | 196 | 135 | 45 | 13 |
470 | I beg your pardon, northern or southern hemisphere...? | 1.3720 | 0.04232 | 207 | 144 | 49 | 14 |
471 | Excuse me. Could you move a bit to the left? I need to retrieve something in the sand? | 1.3720 | 0.04232 | 207 | 144 | 49 | 14 |
472 | Could you move over just a little bit? You’re sitting right where I buried it. | 1.3720 | 0.04507 | 164 | 111 | 45 | 8 |
473 | Some guys take these sea battle reenactments way to seriously! | 1.3711 | 0.04363 | 194 | 135 | 46 | 13 |
474 | 1 more question. Do I have to talk like a pirate as well? | 1.3710 | 0.04293 | 186 | 127 | 49 | 10 |
475 | Would you like some rum? | 1.3709 | 0.04094 | 213 | 147 | 53 | 13 |
476 | This time I mean it. Your car warranty IS about to expire. | 1.3708 | 0.04765 | 178 | 127 | 36 | 15 |
477 | You were right. I couldn't teach the parrot to swim. | 1.3707 | 0.04191 | 232 | 166 | 46 | 20 |
478 | Word of advice? Never alienate your crew. | 1.3706 | 0.04632 | 170 | 118 | 41 | 11 |
479 | There wouldn't happen to be a big 'X' under your chair by any chance? | 1.3706 | 0.04550 | 197 | 141 | 39 | 17 |
480 | Ok- so you’re saying we need to make a LEFT at the lighthouse | 1.3704 | 0.04945 | 162 | 115 | 34 | 13 |
481 | Pardon me, madam. Would you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3699 | 0.05065 | 173 | 127 | 28 | 18 |
482 | Do you have a moment to talk about whole life insurance? | 1.3698 | 0.04634 | 192 | 138 | 37 | 17 |
483 | Pardon me,have you any Grey Poupon? | 1.3697 | 0.05245 | 165 | 122 | 25 | 18 |
484 | Excuse me -- you're sitting on my treasure. | 1.3697 | 0.04486 | 165 | 112 | 45 | 8 |
485 | Were you serious about that “last man on earth” comment? | 1.3695 | 0.04341 | 203 | 143 | 45 | 15 |
486 | May I borrow your cell phone? I want to report a mutiny! | 1.3693 | 0.04522 | 176 | 122 | 43 | 11 |
487 | Doing planks" was not the kind of workout I was hoping for | 1.3692 | 0.04345 | 195 | 136 | 46 | 13 |
488 | Bond, James Bond. | 1.3692 | 0.04582 | 195 | 140 | 38 | 17 |
489 | I thought ‘walking the plank’ was a new team building exercise! | 1.3690 | 0.04471 | 187 | 131 | 43 | 13 |
490 | Oh! I guess Long John meant his “EX” marks the spot. | 1.3689 | 0.04615 | 206 | 151 | 34 | 21 |
491 | I apologize in advance, for my tale contains several uses of the word ‘booty’. | 1.3689 | 0.04297 | 206 | 145 | 46 | 15 |
492 | He was bright green, marvelous vocabulary and never left my shoulder | 1.3687 | 0.04531 | 198 | 142 | 39 | 17 |
493 | GPS isn't all it's cracked up to be." | 1.3678 | 0.04331 | 174 | 122 | 42 | 10 |
494 | Tis a different kind of booty I seek. | 1.3676 | 0.04302 | 185 | 127 | 48 | 10 |
495 | You haven’t seen a parrot by any chance…? | 1.3676 | 0.04502 | 185 | 130 | 42 | 13 |
496 | Ok honey, I've got the reenactment phase out of my system." | 1.3676 | 0.04502 | 185 | 130 | 42 | 13 |
497 | This always seems to happen whenever I drink rum. | 1.3670 | 0.04879 | 188 | 139 | 29 | 20 |
498 | Johnny Depp made it look so easy. | 1.3670 | 0.04387 | 188 | 131 | 45 | 12 |
499 | Pardon me... Might a foul-mouthed parrot have passed through recently? | 1.3669 | 0.04720 | 169 | 119 | 38 | 12 |
500 | Am I late? | 1.3668 | 0.04340 | 199 | 140 | 45 | 14 |
501 | Excuse me madam, have you seen a slightly singed parrot repeating "No smoking in the armory?" | 1.3667 | 0.04519 | 180 | 126 | 42 | 12 |
502 | Excuse me, but is this pirate's cove | 1.3665 | 0.04587 | 191 | 137 | 38 | 16 |
503 | Just the one beaver did most of the damage | 1.3665 | 0.04403 | 191 | 134 | 44 | 13 |
504 | From the look on your face, you and I must not share the same definition of booty. | 1.3665 | 0.05114 | 161 | 117 | 29 | 15 |
505 | I forgot the combination to Davy Jones' locker again | 1.3663 | 0.04361 | 172 | 125 | 34 | 12 |
506 | And may I say the mutiny was bountiful. | 1.3660 | 0.05143 | 153 | 110 | 30 | 13 |
507 | He's nine inches tall, orange and blue, and answers to the name of Poopdeck Pete." | 1.3659 | 0.04895 | 164 | 117 | 34 | 13 |
508 | Have you seen a parrot with a particularly vile vocabulary? | 1.3659 | 0.04307 | 205 | 145 | 45 | 15 |
509 | Hey have you seen a big giant X around here? | 1.3659 | 0.04307 | 205 | 145 | 45 | 15 |
510 | Whales. Are not. To be messed with. | 1.3653 | 0.04602 | 167 | 119 | 37 | 10 |
511 | So sorry, but I'm a bit confused. What happens next in this 'role-play' thing? | 1.3645 | 0.04072 | 214 | 149 | 52 | 13 |
512 | See, there was this big white whale... | 1.3642 | 0.04926 | 151 | 106 | 35 | 10 |
513 | Give me a chance. I have no baggage. | 1.3642 | 0.04340 | 173 | 118 | 47 | 8 |
514 | The sea is my Mistress, but we are going to maybe see other people | 1.3641 | 0.04380 | 184 | 128 | 45 | 11 |
515 | Ignore me, I wear this to troll the guys with metal detectors. | 1.3641 | 0.04579 | 184 | 131 | 39 | 14 |
516 | Turns out, this life isn't for me. | 1.3636 | 0.04265 | 187 | 129 | 48 | 10 |
517 | Madame would you be so kind to move 2 paces to your left? You're on the X | 1.3636 | 0.03963 | 231 | 162 | 53 | 15 |
518 | What---you were expecting Johnny Depp? | 1.3636 | 0.04792 | 176 | 130 | 30 | 16 |
519 | Did you see my car? It’s a Cutlass. | 1.3636 | 0.04870 | 165 | 118 | 34 | 13 |
520 | I walked the plank. The rest is a blank. | 1.3632 | 0.04360 | 212 | 153 | 41 | 18 |
521 | By any chance have you seen a parrot? | 1.3632 | 0.04246 | 201 | 141 | 47 | 13 |
522 | Pardon me...Have you got any Grey Poupon? | 1.3632 | 0.04659 | 190 | 138 | 35 | 17 |
523 | No, I CHOSE to walk the plank. | 1.3631 | 0.04461 | 179 | 125 | 43 | 11 |
524 | How does Mutiny on the Bounty end? | 1.3631 | 0.04599 | 179 | 127 | 39 | 13 |
525 | I hope that’s not a pirated copy of my book. | 1.3631 | 0.04881 | 168 | 121 | 33 | 14 |
526 | Excuse me, but did you make a booty call? | 1.3627 | 0.04260 | 204 | 144 | 46 | 14 |
527 | Was it one if by sea, two if by land? | 1.3626 | 0.04612 | 182 | 130 | 38 | 14 |
528 | You must be a treasure, because my map lead straight to you. | 1.3625 | 0.04815 | 160 | 113 | 36 | 11 |
529 | Can I borrow your phone? I need to call triple Arrrgh | 1.3620 | 0.04909 | 163 | 117 | 33 | 13 |
530 | Excuse me, is this the new world? | 1.3617 | 0.04569 | 188 | 135 | 38 | 15 |
531 | Sometimes these costume parties go a bit overboard. | 1.3616 | 0.04492 | 177 | 124 | 42 | 11 |
532 | Excuse me. What year do you have? | 1.3614 | 0.04994 | 166 | 121 | 30 | 15 |
533 | You're right. "Booty" was thoughtless of me. | 1.3611 | 0.04578 | 180 | 128 | 39 | 13 |
534 | No, I didn't mean you,it's just what we say when we spot land! | 1.3611 | 0.04578 | 180 | 128 | 39 | 13 |
535 | I slipped on the poop deck. | 1.3609 | 0.04929 | 169 | 123 | 31 | 15 |
536 | Did you happen to see a parrot by chance? | 1.3608 | 0.04327 | 158 | 111 | 40 | 7 |
537 | Excuse me, but have you seen a parrot? | 1.3608 | 0.04854 | 158 | 112 | 35 | 11 |
538 | Do you have any Grey Poupon Mustard? | 1.3607 | 0.04656 | 183 | 132 | 36 | 15 |
539 | Excuse me miss, but your booty is on my booty. | 1.3607 | 0.04390 | 183 | 128 | 44 | 11 |
540 | Before you object to my request, keep in mind that plundered items are tax deductible. | 1.3605 | 0.04109 | 172 | 115 | 52 | 5 |
541 | Is "arrrgh" still a thing? | 1.3604 | 0.04478 | 197 | 142 | 39 | 16 |
542 | Argh, Jack Sparrow never had to deal with Somalian pirates | 1.3602 | 0.05027 | 161 | 117 | 30 | 14 |
543 | They weren't kidding about that Bermuda Triangle. What year is it? | 1.3602 | 0.04949 | 161 | 116 | 32 | 13 |
544 | Go ahead, stare. Now you know what it looks like to be behind the times and washed up. | 1.3600 | 0.04737 | 175 | 126 | 35 | 14 |
545 | Is MapQuest still available? | 1.3598 | 0.04649 | 164 | 118 | 35 | 11 |
546 | Before you ask...there's a sink-hole at Disneyland | 1.3596 | 0.04611 | 178 | 127 | 38 | 13 |
547 | Parrrrrrrrdon me, ma’m. Do you have any Grey Pouppon? | 1.3594 | 0.04437 | 192 | 137 | 41 | 14 |
548 | If you're looking for a good beach read, you can't go wrong with 'Treasure Island.' | 1.3593 | 0.04896 | 167 | 121 | 32 | 14 |
549 | Only my right eye required cataract surgery | 1.3591 | 0.04624 | 181 | 130 | 37 | 14 |
550 | One more thing. Does Britannia still rule the waves? | 1.3590 | 0.04204 | 195 | 136 | 48 | 11 |
551 | I guess you'd say that I underestimated that plank challenge. | 1.3588 | 0.04833 | 170 | 123 | 33 | 14 |
552 | Please tell me this is Margaritaville. | 1.3587 | 0.04505 | 184 | 131 | 40 | 13 |
553 | Long John Finger at your service ma'am! | 1.3585 | 0.04828 | 159 | 113 | 35 | 11 |
554 | GPS fail. | 1.3580 | 0.05152 | 162 | 120 | 26 | 16 |
555 | I'm water-resistant and broad-spectrum, but not alcohol-free. | 1.3580 | 0.04850 | 176 | 129 | 31 | 16 |
556 | A pirate’s life is not for me | 1.3580 | 0.04503 | 176 | 124 | 41 | 11 |
557 | Pardon me, have you happened to see a parrot? | 1.3580 | 0.04503 | 176 | 124 | 41 | 11 |
558 | Is the Carnival Cruise already gone? | 1.3579 | 0.04467 | 190 | 136 | 40 | 14 |
559 | Pardon me, do you have some Grey Poupon? | 1.3578 | 0.04633 | 204 | 152 | 31 | 21 |
560 | I have an idea. Why don't you play with the kids for a while? | 1.3575 | 0.04658 | 179 | 129 | 36 | 14 |
561 | Pardon, Ma'am, you are sitting on my booty. | 1.3575 | 0.04521 | 179 | 127 | 39 | 12 |
562 | Really? Johnny Depp? | 1.3571 | 0.04733 | 182 | 133 | 33 | 16 |
563 | Where's the parrot? | 1.3567 | 0.04514 | 171 | 120 | 41 | 10 |
564 | If you see me, you’re getting too much sun. | 1.3566 | 0.05382 | 143 | 105 | 25 | 13 |
565 | You're not going to believe this. | 1.3562 | 0.04721 | 160 | 113 | 37 | 10 |
566 | It appears we have a different understanding of the word "booty". | 1.3562 | 0.04721 | 160 | 113 | 37 | 10 |
567 | Trying to travel without a vaccine passport has its difficulties. | 1.3562 | 0.04803 | 160 | 114 | 35 | 11 |
568 | Have you seen my buccaneers? And don't tell me to look under my buccan hat. | 1.3561 | 0.04401 | 205 | 149 | 39 | 17 |
569 | Yar! Though I be cursed to eternal damnation in Davy Jones' Locker, I rise from the depths in search of one perfect beach read. | 1.3560 | 0.04322 | 191 | 135 | 44 | 12 |
570 | No, but I do have this peg finger. | 1.3556 | 0.04768 | 180 | 132 | 32 | 16 |
571 | If one more person asks me if I’m Johnny Depp, I’m going back in the water. | 1.3554 | 0.04682 | 166 | 118 | 37 | 11 |
572 | Have you seen a parrot recently? | 1.3553 | 0.04107 | 197 | 137 | 50 | 10 |
573 | Excuse me, you haven't seen a big red X around here have you? | 1.3551 | 0.04267 | 214 | 155 | 42 | 17 |
574 | I am looking for some booty. | 1.3550 | 0.04774 | 169 | 122 | 34 | 13 |
575 | Excuse me, Ma'am, I know I'm late, but can you point toward the Capital? | 1.3548 | 0.04718 | 186 | 137 | 32 | 17 |
576 | Did you happen to see a parrot go by this way? | 1.3547 | 0.04339 | 172 | 119 | 45 | 8 |
577 | Yar, we’ve been trying to reach you regarding your car’s extended warranty. | 1.3544 | 0.05006 | 158 | 115 | 30 | 13 |
578 | Turns out even Davy Jones' Locker is requiring proof of vaccination. | 1.3543 | 0.04796 | 175 | 128 | 32 | 15 |
579 | Turns out, a parrot can't catch a Frisbee. | 1.3542 | 0.04490 | 192 | 139 | 38 | 15 |
580 | You were right honey, I should have just signed up for the complementary tennis lesson. | 1.3537 | 0.04717 | 164 | 117 | 36 | 11 |
581 | Ye misunderstand. 'Yo ho' is an expression not an insulting greeting to your ladyship. | 1.3533 | 0.04811 | 167 | 121 | 33 | 13 |
582 | That’s the last Tik Tok I’m making for your mom on vacation | 1.3529 | 0.04894 | 170 | 125 | 30 | 15 |
583 | Ahoy there ma'am! I've been advised to try software piracy. D'ye have any of these soft wares? | 1.3526 | 0.04530 | 156 | 110 | 38 | 8 |
584 | I always like to make a big splash on first dates. | 1.3522 | 0.04816 | 159 | 114 | 34 | 11 |
585 | OK, ONE more try at building a raft and then I’ll give up the pirate thing. | 1.3518 | 0.04073 | 199 | 139 | 50 | 10 |
586 | If you have a beer in that bag, I'll be a jolly Roger." | 1.3515 | 0.04614 | 165 | 117 | 38 | 10 |
587 | Is this beach mask-free? | 1.3511 | 0.04425 | 188 | 135 | 37 | 14 |
588 | Excuse me, have you seen a hook? | 1.3510 | 0.04717 | 151 | 106 | 37 | 8 |
589 | Pardon me, is that the new ayePad? | 1.3510 | 0.04901 | 151 | 108 | 32 | 10 |
590 | That's close enough; I'm still social distancing! | 1.3508 | 0.04500 | 191 | 139 | 37 | 15 |
591 | Turns out the Captain was not interested in learning more about democracy | 1.3506 | 0.04298 | 174 | 123 | 41 | 9 |
592 | DON’T say ‘I told you so.’ | 1.3503 | 0.04855 | 157 | 113 | 33 | 11 |
593 | The thing about walking the plank is that they don't tell you when to stop. n | 1.3503 | 0.04938 | 157 | 114 | 31 | 12 |
594 | Sorry. I haven't seen your parrot. | 1.3503 | 0.04283 | 197 | 143 | 40 | 14 |
595 | I've had my eye on you. | 1.3500 | 0.04624 | 160 | 113 | 38 | 9 |
596 | Permission to come ashore? | 1.3500 | 0.04538 | 160 | 112 | 40 | 8 |
597 | I introduce myself as the first ever walk-the-plank survivor. | 1.3497 | 0.04637 | 183 | 134 | 34 | 15 |
598 | Buried treasure? No, I need to login to my bitcoin account. | 1.3495 | 0.04583 | 186 | 136 | 35 | 15 |
599 | Do you have the Find My Schooner App? | 1.3494 | 0.04511 | 166 | 117 | 40 | 9 |
600 | That plank is no joke. | 1.3486 | 0.04646 | 175 | 127 | 35 | 13 |
601 | I quit! It's all about crypto currencies now. | 1.3484 | 0.04539 | 155 | 110 | 37 | 8 |
602 | I got your letter. | 1.3483 | 0.04660 | 178 | 130 | 34 | 14 |
603 | Do you have a compass I could borrow? | 1.3483 | 0.04521 | 178 | 128 | 38 | 12 |
604 | I may have underestimated the size of the ocean… | 1.3481 | 0.05394 | 135 | 99 | 25 | 11 |
605 | excuse me, I don’t normally do this…but I need some directions. | 1.3481 | 0.04994 | 158 | 116 | 29 | 13 |
606 | Which way to the nearest Long John Silver’s? | 1.3481 | 0.04659 | 158 | 112 | 37 | 9 |
607 | We’re still not getting back together, Norman! | 1.3478 | 0.05409 | 138 | 102 | 24 | 12 |
608 | They warned me. If I said "arrrgh" one more time... | 1.3478 | 0.04684 | 161 | 115 | 36 | 10 |
609 | Ma'am, can you spare a doubloon? | 1.3478 | 0.04485 | 184 | 133 | 38 | 13 |
610 | I say, do you have the time? The year? | 1.3476 | 0.04544 | 164 | 116 | 39 | 9 |
611 | It’s not you, it’s Smee. | 1.3473 | 0.04724 | 167 | 121 | 34 | 12 |
612 | Pardon me, do you have any poupon | 1.3469 | 0.05257 | 147 | 109 | 25 | 13 |
613 | TAX THE RICH | 1.3469 | 0.04984 | 147 | 106 | 31 | 10 |
614 | And henceforth there shall be no smoking in the powder room! | 1.3468 | 0.04608 | 173 | 125 | 36 | 12 |
615 | Excuse me, could you direct me to the 19th century? | 1.3468 | 0.04384 | 173 | 122 | 42 | 9 |
616 | That's not a feather...it's macaroni! | 1.3466 | 0.04694 | 176 | 129 | 33 | 14 |
617 | I went for a swim and must have fallen asleep. What year is this? | 1.3466 | 0.04481 | 176 | 126 | 39 | 11 |
618 | No, no, not that kind of booty. | 1.3464 | 0.04666 | 153 | 108 | 37 | 8 |
619 | Shall I tell you how it ends? | 1.3462 | 0.04868 | 156 | 113 | 32 | 11 |
620 | I was hoping for something with a little more Depp. | 1.3462 | 0.04606 | 156 | 110 | 38 | 8 |
621 | Please, no Pirates of the Caribbean jokes. | 1.3459 | 0.04465 | 185 | 134 | 38 | 13 |
622 | Next time read one about being wooed by someone rich. I have a Warren Buffett costume too. | 1.3459 | 0.04635 | 159 | 113 | 37 | 9 |
623 | You’re right, I’ve searched the depths of the sea, quite rigorously I might add, and you’re the only one for me. | 1.3459 | 0.04460 | 159 | 111 | 41 | 7 |
624 | One step closer, and I'll take out your other eye. | 1.3457 | 0.04604 | 188 | 139 | 33 | 16 |
625 | “Sir, the mask goes over your nose and mouth.” | 1.3457 | 0.04415 | 188 | 136 | 39 | 13 |
626 | Tell me about this Internet piracy thing. | 1.3456 | 0.05153 | 136 | 98 | 29 | 9 |
627 | Landing party, table of one? | 1.3452 | 0.04467 | 168 | 119 | 40 | 9 |
628 | Excuse me, but isn’t that the pirated version? | 1.3448 | 0.04832 | 145 | 103 | 34 | 8 |
629 | She's green, about this tall, and very salty. | 1.3448 | 0.05214 | 145 | 107 | 26 | 12 |
630 | I think I have a book in me. | 1.3446 | 0.05047 | 148 | 108 | 29 | 11 |
631 | So apparently the treasure is in the Atlantic Ocean not the Pacific. | 1.3444 | 0.04976 | 151 | 110 | 30 | 11 |
632 | Did you happen to see a large, wet parrot go by? | 1.3443 | 0.04360 | 183 | 131 | 41 | 11 |
633 | Fear not my strange hands, fair wench, I seek merely a dab of sunscreen. | 1.3438 | 0.04696 | 160 | 115 | 35 | 10 |
634 | Would you have any grey poupon? | 1.3436 | 0.04598 | 195 | 146 | 31 | 18 |
635 | Are you the famous gold digger I've heard so much about? | 1.3432 | 0.04601 | 169 | 122 | 36 | 11 |
636 | Did you happen to see a fairy and a flying boy in green pass by earlier? | 1.3431 | 0.05122 | 137 | 98 | 29 | 9 |
637 | Going down with one’s ship makes for a less than spectacular entrance “ | 1.3429 | 0.04564 | 175 | 127 | 36 | 12 |
638 | Too late! We dug it up yesterday. | 1.3427 | 0.04973 | 143 | 103 | 31 | 9 |
639 | So being an actual pirate in the Caribbean isn't what I thought it would be like. | 1.3425 | 0.04998 | 146 | 106 | 30 | 10 |
640 | Can you skip ahead in the book you’re reading to the part where I get the treasure? | 1.3425 | 0.04902 | 146 | 105 | 32 | 9 |
641 | You’re vaxxed, right? | 1.3425 | 0.05183 | 146 | 108 | 26 | 12 |
642 | Is this land taken? | 1.3425 | 0.04706 | 146 | 103 | 36 | 7 |
643 | I'm looking for a second...okay, third mate. | 1.3421 | 0.05122 | 152 | 113 | 26 | 13 |
644 | The Captain was beginning to question the map’s definition of booty | 1.3421 | 0.04501 | 190 | 140 | 35 | 15 |
645 | Did you know your car warranty is about to expire? | 1.3415 | 0.04531 | 164 | 117 | 38 | 9 |
646 | One quick dip in the Bermuda Triangle, and guess what? | 1.3412 | 0.04501 | 170 | 122 | 38 | 10 |
647 | You're on my spot. | 1.3405 | 0.04520 | 185 | 136 | 35 | 14 |
648 | Do you have a moment to talk about your galleon's extended warranty? | 1.3404 | 0.05405 | 141 | 106 | 22 | 13 |
649 | Honey,this role playing is getting out of hand. | 1.3404 | 0.05016 | 141 | 102 | 30 | 9 |
650 | Don't worry. I've had my scurvy vaccine.” | 1.3403 | 0.04640 | 144 | 101 | 37 | 6 |
651 | Yaar, the lads on deck was wondrin', have ye any Dramamine? | 1.3399 | 0.04652 | 153 | 109 | 36 | 8 |
652 | You were right. Parrots can't swim. | 1.3397 | 0.04855 | 156 | 114 | 31 | 11 |
653 | First time in Penzance? | 1.3396 | 0.04791 | 159 | 116 | 32 | 11 |
654 | Is the Red Lobster still on First and Main? | 1.3395 | 0.04809 | 162 | 119 | 31 | 12 |
655 | The first rule of pirate club is you don't talk about pirate club. | 1.3395 | 0.05118 | 162 | 123 | 23 | 16 |
656 | Stop,I beg of you. I simply cannot abide one more page trapped inside a romance novel. | 1.3395 | 0.04647 | 162 | 117 | 35 | 10 |
657 | Oh good you’re here, I was worried you haven’t checked your messages in a bottles. | 1.3395 | 0.04729 | 162 | 118 | 33 | 11 |
658 | It's not that I walked too far, it's that they made the plank too short. | 1.3391 | 0.04501 | 174 | 126 | 37 | 11 |
659 | Whales 1 - Pirates 0 | 1.3385 | 0.05300 | 130 | 95 | 26 | 9 |
660 | Cordial disagreement honey, not exactly mutiny | 1.3382 | 0.04576 | 136 | 94 | 38 | 4 |
661 | I was plundering long before corporations. | 1.3381 | 0.05060 | 139 | 101 | 29 | 9 |
662 | You are right to call it a midlife crisis but at least the ship was cheaper than a Porsche. | 1.3381 | 0.05060 | 139 | 101 | 29 | 9 |
663 | Sorry I'm late. There was a wreck on my way here. | 1.3380 | 0.05085 | 142 | 104 | 28 | 10 |
664 | No, shiver your own damn timbers. | 1.3377 | 0.04781 | 151 | 109 | 33 | 9 |
665 | Excuse me, how does one 'work from home'? | 1.3377 | 0.05222 | 151 | 114 | 23 | 14 |
666 | While a normal pirate would have gone for a ‘booty’ joke, the respectful pirate opted for a classic “pull me finger”. | 1.3377 | 0.04718 | 154 | 111 | 34 | 9 |
667 | What's the current price of gold? | 1.3377 | 0.04440 | 154 | 108 | 40 | 6 |
668 | What do you mean, what am I doing here? You said this was your ultimate fantasy! | 1.3376 | 0.04478 | 157 | 111 | 39 | 7 |
669 | Excuse me, madam, but do you happen to know anything about illegally downloading music? | 1.3375 | 0.05085 | 160 | 121 | 24 | 15 |
670 | You were right, there are no mermaids. | 1.3374 | 0.04623 | 163 | 118 | 35 | 10 |
671 | Sorry madam - ‘in search of booty’ - that’s just an old pirate expression. | 1.3373 | 0.04486 | 166 | 119 | 38 | 9 |
672 | Yo ho madame! I've been led to understand that there be booty on this island. | 1.3368 | 0.04429 | 190 | 140 | 36 | 14 |
673 | Do you happen to have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3368 | 0.04236 | 190 | 140 | 38 | 12 |
674 | This book really does bring things to life! | 1.3367 | 0.04394 | 196 | 145 | 36 | 15 |
675 | One more thing: it's pronounced "care-ib-BEE-an." | 1.3360 | 0.05441 | 125 | 92 | 24 | 9 |
676 | Can you call me an Uber? | 1.3357 | 0.05055 | 143 | 105 | 28 | 10 |
677 | Going back to my original point. | 1.3356 | 0.04689 | 146 | 104 | 35 | 7 |
678 | Have you been vaccinated? | 1.3356 | 0.04982 | 146 | 107 | 29 | 10 |
679 | Pirating the Titanic was our first mistake. | 1.3355 | 0.04510 | 155 | 110 | 38 | 7 |
680 | How's the Wi-Fi here? | 1.3355 | 0.04781 | 155 | 113 | 32 | 10 |
681 | Arrr...all I said was "show me your booty" and next thing, Mrs. Captain be throwin' me overboard! | 1.3354 | 0.04740 | 161 | 118 | 32 | 11 |
682 | No, I’m here for MY booty. | 1.3354 | 0.04312 | 161 | 113 | 42 | 6 |
683 | Washed up?! I've simply stumbled upon hard times | 1.3354 | 0.04740 | 161 | 118 | 32 | 11 |
684 | Would it startle you less if I told you I'm just searching for booty? | 1.3354 | 0.05057 | 161 | 122 | 24 | 15 |
685 | Do you have a minute for Greenpeace? | 1.3354 | 0.04600 | 164 | 119 | 35 | 10 |
686 | You haven’t seen a mutinous band of time travelers by any chance? | 1.3354 | 0.04600 | 164 | 119 | 35 | 10 |
687 | Washed up pirate at your service, Madame. | 1.3353 | 0.04463 | 167 | 120 | 38 | 9 |
688 | I should have stopped at the yo ho ho instead of drinking the whole bottle of rum. | 1.3353 | 0.04360 | 173 | 124 | 40 | 9 |
689 | I FORGOT my boarding pass. | 1.3353 | 0.04511 | 173 | 126 | 36 | 11 |
690 | Hi, I'm Captain Kidd and I'm a New Yorker. I lived at 119-21 Pearl Street, NYC. That book about me your reading, it has a few inaccuracies. | 1.3352 | 0.04562 | 182 | 135 | 33 | 14 |
691 | Did you see a parrot fly by? | 1.3333 | 0.04578 | 156 | 112 | 36 | 8 |
692 | No, it’s a private island | 1.3333 | 0.04608 | 159 | 115 | 35 | 9 |
693 | Captain Morgan, and you? | 1.3333 | 0.04431 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
694 | And the worst part? I got a splinter from the plank they made me walk. | 1.3333 | 0.04735 | 165 | 122 | 31 | 12 |
695 | Do NOT go in there. | 1.3333 | 0.04199 | 192 | 139 | 42 | 11 |
696 | Excuse me, but have you considered burying your treasure? | 1.3333 | 0.04602 | 150 | 107 | 36 | 7 |
697 | You should see the other ship. | 1.3333 | 0.04543 | 153 | 109 | 37 | 7 |
698 | The ocean levels are indeed rising. | 1.3333 | 0.04576 | 141 | 99 | 37 | 5 |
699 | Is the plague over yet? | 1.3333 | 0.04562 | 147 | 104 | 37 | 6 |
700 | Pirating just doesn’t cover the bills like it used to. | 1.3333 | 0.04349 | 141 | 104 | 28 | 6 |
701 | Sorry, I'm in the middle of a really exciting chapter. | 1.3333 | 0.04751 | 138 | 98 | 34 | 6 |
702 | Excuse me, but I think you are sitting on my chest. | 1.3314 | 0.04445 | 172 | 125 | 37 | 10 |
703 | Can you direct me to the Gilbert & Sullivan conference? | 1.3314 | 0.04445 | 172 | 125 | 37 | 10 |
704 | Judging by your reaction I'm guessing that's NOT a swashbuckling romance novel you've got there. | 1.3314 | 0.04521 | 172 | 126 | 35 | 11 |
705 | You wouldn't happen to have a shell phone would you? | 1.3314 | 0.04595 | 172 | 127 | 33 | 12 |
706 | Rule #1 of seafaring: Never lease a pre-owned galleon. | 1.3313 | 0.04306 | 166 | 118 | 41 | 7 |
707 | I swear it's not a booty call. | 1.3313 | 0.04938 | 166 | 126 | 25 | 15 |
708 | I thought you had to keep walking when you ran out of plank | 1.3312 | 0.04815 | 157 | 116 | 30 | 11 |
709 | Our ship's shower wasn't working .. so I decided to just wash up on shore. | 1.3312 | 0.04880 | 154 | 114 | 29 | 11 |
710 | You post one bad tweet, and your entire crew throws you overboard. | 1.3312 | 0.04424 | 154 | 109 | 39 | 6 |
711 | No panic...I'm Johnny Depp! | 1.3312 | 0.04966 | 154 | 115 | 27 | 12 |
712 | Calm down. What I said was, I can't wait to fondle MY booty. | 1.3312 | 0.04424 | 154 | 112 | 33 | 8 |
713 | Aye. Now that’s what I call a treasure chest! | 1.3312 | 0.05051 | 154 | 115 | 25 | 13 |
714 | As it turns out, ‘Jolly Roger’ is a bit of a misnomer. | 1.3311 | 0.04766 | 151 | 110 | 32 | 9 |
715 | Excuse me, m'lady, yer booty is on me booty. | 1.3311 | 0.04858 | 151 | 111 | 30 | 10 |
716 | Next time we pack the dingy. | 1.3310 | 0.04899 | 145 | 106 | 30 | 9 |
717 | I have a crossbone to pick with you, Karen. | 1.3310 | 0.05365 | 145 | 111 | 20 | 14 |
718 | Am I too late for one ticket for the Grateful Dead concert ? | 1.3310 | 0.05449 | 142 | 109 | 19 | 14 |
719 | Well, I guess the pirate’s life is not for me after all. | 1.3310 | 0.04868 | 142 | 103 | 31 | 8 |
720 | Being self employed is tougher than we thought | 1.3310 | 0.05069 | 142 | 105 | 27 | 10 |
721 | One rule. Never run out of rum for the crew. | 1.3309 | 0.04722 | 139 | 99 | 34 | 6 |
722 | Excuse me! Is this Treasure Island or Nantucket? | 1.3309 | 0.04722 | 139 | 99 | 34 | 6 |
723 | Are you, by chance, an ophthalmologist? | 1.3309 | 0.05245 | 139 | 104 | 24 | 11 |
724 | Your crew stage a mutiny too? | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
725 | Avast ye, hand over yer aye pad. | 1.3298 | 0.04757 | 188 | 145 | 24 | 19 |
726 | Excuse me, have you seen a large x? | 1.3296 | 0.04395 | 179 | 131 | 37 | 11 |
727 | Got change for a dubloon? | 1.3296 | 0.04323 | 179 | 130 | 39 | 10 |
728 | Wendy, you've changed! | 1.3294 | 0.04553 | 170 | 125 | 34 | 11 |
729 | Why you did not answer any of my messages? | 1.3294 | 0.04153 | 170 | 125 | 37 | 8 |
730 | I was going to change into my swimsuit but I forgot the combination to Davey Jones’s locker. | 1.3293 | 0.04530 | 167 | 122 | 35 | 10 |
731 | This is the real ending to that book. | 1.3293 | 0.04686 | 167 | 124 | 31 | 12 |
732 | A perfect storm, she held back her wrath till there were but two bottles of beer left on the wall. | 1.3293 | 0.04977 | 164 | 125 | 24 | 15 |
733 | Could I please borrow your phone to call my insurance company? | 1.3293 | 0.04334 | 164 | 117 | 40 | 7 |
734 | I walked the plank to meet you. | 1.3292 | 0.04808 | 161 | 120 | 29 | 12 |
735 | Excuse me. Have you seen a large X marking a spot? | 1.3292 | 0.04727 | 161 | 119 | 31 | 11 |
736 | Oh, ship. | 1.3292 | 0.04888 | 161 | 121 | 27 | 13 |
737 | Where be the Malibu Beach Club? | 1.3292 | 0.04808 | 161 | 120 | 29 | 12 |
738 | You’re late. | 1.3291 | 0.04529 | 158 | 114 | 36 | 8 |
739 | All that way and I forgot the combination to Davy Jones' locker. | 1.3290 | 0.04766 | 155 | 114 | 31 | 10 |
740 | Do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3289 | 0.04920 | 152 | 113 | 28 | 11 |
741 | Of all the places on the beach, you had to pick the spot where I buried my treasure | 1.3289 | 0.05008 | 152 | 114 | 26 | 12 |
742 | Well shrivel me tenders! | 1.3289 | 0.04897 | 149 | 110 | 29 | 10 |
743 | When did Robert Louis Stevenson become summer reading? | 1.3289 | 0.04611 | 149 | 107 | 35 | 7 |
744 | Pardon me, is this Treasure Island? | 1.3289 | 0.04989 | 149 | 111 | 27 | 11 |
745 | One of those nights, huh? | 1.3289 | 0.05079 | 149 | 112 | 24 | 12 |
746 | Polly want a pirate? | 1.3288 | 0.04967 | 146 | 108 | 28 | 10 |
747 | But remember, I’m just a boy standing in front of a girl, asking her to forgive him for leaving her for his mistress the sea who, it turns out, is kinda cruel. | 1.3288 | 0.05153 | 146 | 109 | 24 | 12 |
748 | Excuse me; Is this Penzance? | 1.3287 | 0.04524 | 143 | 101 | 37 | 5 |
749 | Excuse me ma'am, you wouldn't happen to have seen a large 'X' right around here? | 1.3285 | 0.04872 | 137 | 99 | 31 | 7 |
750 | It turns out the real treasure was the friends I made along the way. | 1.3284 | 0.04590 | 134 | 96 | 33 | 5 |
751 | Just once I'd like to take the Staten Island Ferry without the passengers thinking it funny to make me 'walk the plank'. | 1.3282 | 0.05247 | 131 | 97 | 25 | 9 |
752 | Before he drowned the parrot bit my finger | 1.3280 | 0.04346 | 186 | 137 | 37 | 12 |
753 | The first rule of time travel is avoid water. | 1.3279 | 0.05636 | 122 | 92 | 20 | 10 |
754 | Excuse me ma’am, would you be so kind as to share with me your wifi password? | 1.3278 | 0.04375 | 180 | 132 | 37 | 11 |
755 | I see you’ve also been marooned here on Staten Island. | 1.3274 | 0.04738 | 168 | 126 | 29 | 13 |
756 | Honey, I Can Explain..... | 1.3272 | 0.04451 | 162 | 117 | 37 | 8 |
757 | I hate to do this but... You're sitting on my spot | 1.3272 | 0.04620 | 162 | 119 | 33 | 10 |
758 | Did you say booty? | 1.3270 | 0.04679 | 159 | 117 | 32 | 10 |
759 | Just to clarify,is this Treasure Island or Pleasure Island? | 1.3269 | 0.04282 | 156 | 110 | 40 | 5 |
760 | Could I borrow your towel to dry off? The mutiny on the Bounty didn't work out... | 1.3269 | 0.04652 | 156 | 114 | 33 | 9 |
761 | By any chance, did you see a parrot fly by? | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
762 | My captain said to look for his ex | 1.3267 | 0.05309 | 150 | 116 | 19 | 15 |
763 | Forgive me. Where I'm from, yo ho means something entirely different. | 1.3262 | 0.04879 | 141 | 103 | 30 | 8 |
764 | I thought that cruise would never end. | 1.3262 | 0.04444 | 141 | 99 | 38 | 4 |
765 | I forgot where I parked. | 1.3262 | 0.04982 | 141 | 104 | 28 | 9 |
766 | Not that kind of booty. | 1.3262 | 0.04982 | 141 | 104 | 28 | 9 |
767 | I’m here to talk with you about your vehicle’s extended warranty | 1.3261 | 0.05261 | 138 | 104 | 23 | 11 |
768 | One if by land. Two if by sea. | 1.3261 | 0.05056 | 138 | 102 | 27 | 9 |
769 | Aye, with ye upmost respect may I lay claim to yer booty? | 1.3260 | 0.04628 | 181 | 137 | 29 | 15 |
770 | Pardon me miss - you don't happen to have any flex-seal in that beach bag, do you? | 1.3259 | 0.05344 | 135 | 102 | 22 | 11 |
771 | I be an anachronism? You be on the beach after Labor Day. | 1.3258 | 0.05213 | 132 | 98 | 25 | 9 |
772 | Have you gotten to part yet where Ahab loses his leg? Allow me to share my story? It will take less time then to finish your book. And, I'm not an angry man. | 1.3258 | 0.05323 | 132 | 99 | 23 | 10 |
773 | R-r-r-r- you from around here? | 1.3254 | 0.04159 | 169 | 128 | 32 | 9 |
774 | Yes, sole survivor. | 1.3252 | 0.04341 | 163 | 117 | 39 | 7 |
775 | Have you seen a parrot fly by? | 1.3247 | 0.04687 | 154 | 113 | 32 | 9 |
776 | They said it was unsinkable. | 1.3247 | 0.04777 | 154 | 114 | 30 | 10 |
777 | Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to put your eyepatch on. | 1.3247 | 0.04951 | 154 | 116 | 26 | 12 |
778 | They told me my Ex marked the spot. | 1.3245 | 0.04932 | 151 | 113 | 27 | 11 |
779 | I am sorry, but you are sitting on my bank deposit. | 1.3245 | 0.05021 | 151 | 114 | 25 | 12 |
780 | Just a little problem with my shallow depth perception. | 1.3245 | 0.04560 | 151 | 109 | 35 | 7 |
781 | On second thought, maybe I will just wear a bathing suit. | 1.3245 | 0.04560 | 151 | 109 | 35 | 7 |
782 | Now Barb, before you say I told so, the diving instructor thought my costume was hilarious. | 1.3245 | 0.04260 | 151 | 106 | 41 | 4 |
783 | Have you by chance seen a parrot? | 1.3245 | 0.04240 | 188 | 138 | 39 | 11 |
784 | The booty on this beach wasn't exactly what I was looking for. | 1.3243 | 0.05093 | 148 | 112 | 24 | 12 |
785 | Doris I insist that it IS International Talk Like A Pirate Day. | 1.3242 | 0.04334 | 182 | 134 | 37 | 11 |
786 | ...chartreuse and vermilion with dashes of lavender. He answers to Ambrose. | 1.3241 | 0.04783 | 145 | 106 | 31 | 8 |
787 | I swear I was only one sheet to the wind | 1.3241 | 0.04472 | 145 | 103 | 37 | 5 |
788 | I went overboard with the whole cosplay thing. | 1.3239 | 0.04850 | 142 | 104 | 30 | 8 |
789 | Ma’am, you didn’t let me finish. I meant treasure chest. | 1.3239 | 0.04850 | 142 | 104 | 30 | 8 |
790 | Instead of making me walk the plank, they dropped me off to listen to a timeshare spiel. | 1.3239 | 0.04746 | 142 | 103 | 32 | 7 |
791 | Pardon me, but do you happen to have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3239 | 0.04433 | 176 | 130 | 35 | 11 |
792 | I'm a famous pirate, I Captain Kidd you not. | 1.3237 | 0.04703 | 139 | 100 | 33 | 6 |
793 | I don't suppose you might be able to spare a bottle of rum and a compass. | 1.3237 | 0.04703 | 139 | 100 | 33 | 6 |
794 | You have to go back. This is a private beach | 1.3237 | 0.04703 | 139 | 100 | 33 | 6 |
795 | Be this Tampa Bay? I hear tell ye have mighty fine buccaneers. | 1.3237 | 0.04410 | 173 | 127 | 36 | 10 |
796 | Can you point me in the direction of Pittsburgh? | 1.3235 | 0.04764 | 170 | 129 | 27 | 14 |
797 | Has my ship come in? | 1.3235 | 0.04654 | 136 | 97 | 34 | 5 |
798 | Pardon me,have you seen a parrot? | 1.3234 | 0.04290 | 201 | 151 | 35 | 15 |
799 | Excuse me,have you seen a very large pirate ship? | 1.3234 | 0.04353 | 167 | 121 | 38 | 8 |
800 | Did someone call for an Uber? | 1.3232 | 0.04489 | 164 | 120 | 35 | 9 |
801 | Well excuse me! I just walked the plank. | 1.3230 | 0.04629 | 161 | 119 | 32 | 10 |
802 | Excuse me, are the New Yorker cartoons still not funny? | 1.3228 | 0.05577 | 127 | 97 | 19 | 11 |
803 | No. This is Pleasure Island ! | 1.3228 | 0.05463 | 127 | 96 | 21 | 10 |
804 | No lassie, that was the Caine. I'm looking for the Bounty. | 1.3226 | 0.04571 | 155 | 113 | 34 | 8 |
805 | Gotta say that was the wildest booze cruise I’ve been on. | 1.3226 | 0.04924 | 155 | 117 | 26 | 12 |
806 | One last thing - who gets custody of the parrot? | 1.3222 | 0.04433 | 180 | 134 | 34 | 12 |
807 | Sorry to bother you, but I think you are sitting on my buried treasure. | 1.3221 | 0.04692 | 149 | 109 | 32 | 8 |
808 | Excuse me madam, the map says you are sitting on my X. | 1.3221 | 0.04692 | 149 | 109 | 32 | 8 |
809 | Sink me, to find upon what me thinks a deserted isle, such fine booty. | 1.3221 | 0.05063 | 149 | 113 | 24 | 12 |
810 | I don’t think that’s where your mask should go | 1.3221 | 0.04594 | 149 | 112 | 27 | 9 |
811 | Your name wouldn't happen to be Friday, would it? | 1.3219 | 0.04552 | 146 | 105 | 35 | 6 |
812 | Darn, I forgot the hook. | 1.3217 | 0.05022 | 143 | 107 | 26 | 10 |
813 | You're sitting over my buried treasure, if you don't mind... | 1.3217 | 0.04718 | 143 | 104 | 32 | 7 |
814 | Whew, just a sec, catch my breath.... Y'know, I bet it'll get easier to be a pirate once I can afford a ship. | 1.3217 | 0.04922 | 143 | 106 | 28 | 9 |
815 | This Pirate crap is waaaay over rated | 1.3216 | 0.04034 | 171 | 121 | 45 | 5 |
816 | Aye, so that's one rum punch ye'll be havin'. Back in a fortnight, lassie, if the winds be fair... | 1.3216 | 0.04440 | 171 | 126 | 35 | 10 |
817 | Mind if I use your phone to order an Uber? | 1.3214 | 0.04725 | 168 | 127 | 28 | 13 |
818 | Just one more thing. | 1.3214 | 0.04249 | 168 | 121 | 40 | 7 |
819 | My theme party cruise line just went under. | 1.3214 | 0.04413 | 168 | 123 | 36 | 9 |
820 | What the heck, I need directions | 1.3212 | 0.04383 | 165 | 120 | 37 | 8 |
821 | Honey, I told you to bring your bathing suit, not your Halloween costume. | 1.3212 | 0.04466 | 165 | 121 | 35 | 9 |
822 | Aye Aye Lassie. Can you help me out? The water is cold and wet and I'm starting to shiver me timbers. | 1.3210 | 0.04521 | 162 | 119 | 34 | 9 |
823 | Be careful what you post online about your crew. | 1.3209 | 0.04569 | 134 | 95 | 35 | 4 |
824 | This is awkward but you’re sitting on my buried treasure. | 1.3207 | 0.04224 | 184 | 135 | 39 | 10 |
825 | Where’s the hook, Captain? | 1.3206 | 0.05338 | 131 | 99 | 22 | 10 |
826 | The name's Morgan, Captain Morgan. | 1.3203 | 0.05312 | 128 | 96 | 23 | 9 |
827 | Excuse me, ma’am, my ship sank, me parrot croaked, me wenches swam off. Could you spare busfare to Schenectady? I promise I’ll spare you the Argggh! | 1.3200 | 0.05029 | 125 | 91 | 28 | 6 |
828 | I can only touch land every 10 years. Can you tell me if anything interesting happened in the last decade? | 1.3200 | 0.04765 | 125 | 89 | 32 | 4 |
829 | Might I use your phone? | 1.3200 | 0.04944 | 150 | 113 | 26 | 11 |
830 | I know you divorced me, but the map said 'ex marks the spot' | 1.3197 | 0.04728 | 147 | 108 | 31 | 8 |
831 | Johnny Depp? Never heard of him. | 1.3194 | 0.04793 | 144 | 106 | 30 | 8 |
832 | Walking the plank builds character", they said | 1.3194 | 0.05088 | 144 | 109 | 24 | 11 |
833 | nice hat | 1.3194 | 0.05088 | 144 | 109 | 24 | 11 |
834 | I swear it’s never sunk before. | 1.3193 | 0.05460 | 119 | 89 | 22 | 8 |
835 | Sorry, but this beach is reserved for pirates. And Chris Christie. | 1.3193 | 0.05589 | 119 | 90 | 20 | 9 |
836 | Can I use your phone for one minute? | 1.3193 | 0.04276 | 166 | 120 | 39 | 7 |
837 | You ordered a Captain Morgan? | 1.3191 | 0.05261 | 141 | 108 | 21 | 12 |
838 | Well, I only plunder when I have to. Actually, I'm a life coach. | 1.3191 | 0.05065 | 141 | 106 | 25 | 10 |
839 | First to walk across the Atlantic Ocean. | 1.3190 | 0.04412 | 163 | 119 | 36 | 8 |
840 | No, I didn’t say “You’re the treasure I’ve been looking for, I said, “You’re sitting on the treasure I’ve been looking for. Please move. “ | 1.3190 | 0.04581 | 163 | 121 | 32 | 10 |
841 | Arr, can you spare a towel? I'm shivering me timbers off. | 1.3190 | 0.04412 | 163 | 124 | 28 | 10 |
842 | I know what you're going to say, and yes, I was two sheets to the wind last night. | 1.3190 | 0.05281 | 116 | 85 | 25 | 6 |
843 | May I see your booty? | 1.3188 | 0.04553 | 160 | 118 | 33 | 9 |
844 | Excuse me, but they told me if I reserved the chair they would hold it until I got here. | 1.3185 | 0.05114 | 135 | 101 | 25 | 9 |
845 | The warmth of your greeting suggests I've washed up on Nantucket. | 1.3185 | 0.05325 | 135 | 103 | 21 | 11 |
846 | Captain Morgan, I presume? | 1.3185 | 0.04870 | 157 | 119 | 26 | 12 |
847 | Rule number one, walking the plank is not as fun as it looks. | 1.3185 | 0.04611 | 157 | 119 | 28 | 10 |
848 | On the contrary, I thought Pirates of the Caribbean 4 was the best film in the franchise. | 1.3185 | 0.04785 | 157 | 118 | 28 | 11 |
849 | Pardon, m'Lady. 'Ave ye seen a parrot 'ere 'bouts ? | 1.3182 | 0.04565 | 176 | 133 | 30 | 13 |
850 | Excuse me, but is this the Barbery Coast? | 1.3182 | 0.04936 | 154 | 117 | 25 | 12 |
851 | ...Excusez-moir, Madame, I am here for how-you-say the Booty Call...... | 1.3182 | 0.04635 | 176 | 134 | 28 | 14 |
852 | I'll clarify the meaning of looking for booty. | 1.3182 | 0.04849 | 154 | 116 | 27 | 11 |
853 | Hey, uh, that message in a bottle was meant for my wife | 1.3182 | 0.05193 | 132 | 99 | 24 | 9 |
854 | May I borrow your towel? | 1.3178 | 0.04795 | 129 | 93 | 31 | 5 |
855 | Why isn't one of us black, or Asian? | 1.3174 | 0.04959 | 167 | 130 | 21 | 16 |
856 | I wet myself. | 1.3172 | 0.05057 | 145 | 110 | 24 | 11 |
857 | Don't mind me, I'm just looking for booty. | 1.3172 | 0.04962 | 145 | 109 | 26 | 10 |
858 | Don’t know: I’m a stranger here myself | 1.3172 | 0.04453 | 145 | 104 | 36 | 5 |
859 | Excuse me, does there happen to be an "x" under your chair? | 1.3172 | 0.03746 | 186 | 132 | 48 | 5 |
860 | And the worst part is I lost my parrot. | 1.3169 | 0.04620 | 142 | 103 | 33 | 6 |
861 | I’m guessing you’re not part of the re-enactors weekend? | 1.3169 | 0.04727 | 142 | 104 | 31 | 7 |
862 | Madam, have you seen any large black X marks on the sand nearby? | 1.3165 | 0.04793 | 139 | 102 | 30 | 7 |
863 | Private beach not pirate beach | 1.3165 | 0.04901 | 139 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
864 | I’m really impressed by this wicking fabric! | 1.3165 | 0.04571 | 139 | 100 | 34 | 5 |
865 | My locker is underwater. Can I borrow a towel? | 1.3165 | 0.04673 | 158 | 118 | 30 | 10 |
866 | Auggggh, I think you misunderstood when I said I was looking for booty | 1.3162 | 0.05393 | 136 | 105 | 19 | 12 |
867 | May I borrow a blanket? Me timbers be shivering. | 1.3161 | 0.04908 | 155 | 118 | 25 | 12 |
868 | OK, so it turns out you may have been right and there is a lot more to being a pirate than simply deciding you are one. | 1.3161 | 0.04554 | 155 | 114 | 33 | 8 |
869 | Well that was fun! Can you hold my hat while I go walk the plank again? | 1.3161 | 0.04170 | 155 | 116 | 31 | 7 |
870 | Can you tell me the nearest place to get vaccinated. | 1.3158 | 0.04448 | 133 | 94 | 36 | 3 |
871 | First of all, Captain Jack Sparrow dresses like me. | 1.3158 | 0.04934 | 133 | 98 | 28 | 7 |
872 | I think you’re sitting on my hook. | 1.3158 | 0.04186 | 171 | 124 | 40 | 7 |
873 | Could you direct me to the nearest eye doctor? | 1.3155 | 0.04233 | 168 | 122 | 39 | 7 |
874 | The patch makes it hard to see the depth gauge. | 1.3155 | 0.04558 | 168 | 126 | 31 | 11 |
875 | It’s actually your not you’re | 1.3155 | 0.04399 | 168 | 124 | 35 | 9 |
876 | he’s orange and green, always asks for a cracker … if you spot him call ARG 27822 | 1.3154 | 0.04576 | 149 | 109 | 33 | 7 |
877 | You were right. I'm really not a mariner. | 1.3151 | 0.04533 | 146 | 106 | 34 | 6 |
878 | I’m part of the new aspect of Ancestry.com: A personal visit | 1.3151 | 0.04737 | 146 | 108 | 30 | 8 |
879 | We got a bad rap in the eighteenth century. | 1.3151 | 0.04533 | 146 | 106 | 34 | 6 |
880 | I could swear it was, "One if by sea." | 1.3150 | 0.05087 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
881 | Excuse me lass; me crew said there be some fine booty just sitting there on the beach; can I trouble you to steer me in the right direction? | 1.3147 | 0.04803 | 143 | 106 | 29 | 8 |
882 | My friends were wrong. They are not plenty of other fish in the sea. | 1.3147 | 0.04699 | 143 | 105 | 31 | 7 |
883 | Don't be alarmed, walking the plank off the coast of Florida is every pirate's retirement party. | 1.3145 | 0.04908 | 124 | 90 | 29 | 5 |
884 | Upon reflection, it was a mistake for me to test the plank personally before forcing the mutineers walk it. | 1.3145 | 0.05416 | 124 | 94 | 21 | 9 |
885 | Have you seen a ship with a black flag? | 1.3145 | 0.04474 | 159 | 117 | 34 | 8 |
886 | You're not gonna believe this but I'm Johnny Depp. | 1.3145 | 0.04816 | 159 | 121 | 26 | 12 |
887 | Booty call. | 1.3143 | 0.04764 | 140 | 103 | 30 | 7 |
888 | Sorry but I have a permit to pillage here starting in fifteen minutes. | 1.3143 | 0.04764 | 140 | 103 | 30 | 7 |
889 | I'll start. | 1.3143 | 0.04655 | 140 | 102 | 32 | 6 |
890 | The things I do for rum. Please tell me you have some. | 1.3143 | 0.04574 | 175 | 133 | 29 | 13 |
891 | Can you recommend a cafe with really crispy fish and chips? | 1.3143 | 0.04543 | 140 | 101 | 34 | 5 |
892 | You know post-2020 travel is competitive when the only available tour is “The Historically Accurate Gangplank Experience.” | 1.3143 | 0.04764 | 140 | 103 | 30 | 7 |
893 | Could you kindly direct me to the nearest Lloyd's office? | 1.3143 | 0.04871 | 140 | 104 | 28 | 8 |
894 | I already have been pirated. I rent in the Hamptons . | 1.3143 | 0.04764 | 140 | 103 | 30 | 7 |
895 | The diving board is more dangerous than it looks. | 1.3143 | 0.04975 | 140 | 105 | 26 | 9 |
896 | I'm getting the feeling that I'm not in Penzance. | 1.3141 | 0.04620 | 156 | 115 | 31 | 9 |
897 | did you happen to see a parrot with yellow markings? | 1.3141 | 0.04530 | 156 | 115 | 33 | 8 |
898 | Did you happen to spot a very wet parrot going bye? | 1.3139 | 0.04720 | 137 | 100 | 31 | 6 |
899 | Got a towel I can borrow? | 1.3139 | 0.04240 | 137 | 98 | 35 | 3 |
900 | you haven't seen a parrot have you? | 1.3137 | 0.04948 | 153 | 117 | 24 | 12 |
901 | Now if I were Johnny Depp, on the other hand. Would you still think that? | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
902 | Could you tell me...which is the way to Provincetown? | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
903 | Excuse me, you're on my spot. | 1.3133 | 0.04451 | 150 | 109 | 35 | 6 |
904 | I think I parked my ship in a different bay. | 1.3133 | 0.04836 | 150 | 113 | 27 | 10 |
905 | On Tinder you said formal wear. | 1.3129 | 0.04998 | 147 | 112 | 24 | 11 |
906 | To clear the record, I do not endorse imbibing the rum which is my namesake, as I find a clear head is necessary for effective pillaging. | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
907 | Did you say first star to the right and straight on till morning?" | 1.3129 | 0.04610 | 147 | 108 | 32 | 7 |
908 | Have you seen an obese parrot ... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders! | 1.3129 | 0.04904 | 147 | 111 | 26 | 10 |
909 | Excuse me wench, have you got any Grey Poupon? | 1.3129 | 0.04648 | 163 | 123 | 29 | 11 |
910 | You're right honey, its too hot for my pirate suit. | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 163 | 125 | 25 | 13 |
911 | Madame, did you know that the extended warranty on your ship is about to run out? | 1.3125 | 0.05108 | 160 | 126 | 18 | 16 |
912 | Excuse me. I’m looking for Pittsburgh. | 1.3121 | 0.04595 | 157 | 117 | 31 | 9 |
913 | All I said was, "Captain, you're wrong. Starboard is to the right." | 1.3121 | 0.04627 | 141 | 103 | 32 | 6 |
914 | May I borrow a towel? | 1.3121 | 0.04403 | 141 | 101 | 36 | 4 |
915 | Call me Ishmael. | 1.3121 | 0.05046 | 141 | 107 | 24 | 10 |
916 | May I bother you for a second? | 1.3121 | 0.04841 | 141 | 105 | 28 | 8 |
917 | Are you reading a pirated book? | 1.3120 | 0.05378 | 125 | 95 | 21 | 9 |
918 | I'm hoping your book is 'Piracy for Dummies.' | 1.3117 | 0.04745 | 154 | 116 | 28 | 10 |
919 | Excuse me. Are you divorced? I was told that “ex” marks the spot. | 1.3117 | 0.04833 | 154 | 117 | 26 | 11 |
920 | Excuse me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3116 | 0.05224 | 138 | 106 | 21 | 11 |
921 | It’s a good joke but it’s missing a hook. | 1.3116 | 0.04691 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
922 | No, honey, I said I would do PILATES on the beach if you took me to Hawaii. Autocorrect. Love you though. | 1.3116 | 0.05224 | 138 | 106 | 21 | 11 |
923 | I hereby claim this land and all rights and privileges pertaining thereto, in perpetuity, in the name of Walter Elias Disney! | 1.3113 | 0.04716 | 151 | 113 | 29 | 9 |
924 | Excuse me, Miss, have you seen Polly?... He's about yay high and has a serious addiction to crakers. | 1.3111 | 0.04872 | 135 | 100 | 28 | 7 |
925 | That's it. The GPS company is getting a very angry message in a bottle. | 1.3111 | 0.05094 | 135 | 102 | 24 | 9 |
926 | If you see Johnny Depp tell him we're ready for his close-up. | 1.3109 | 0.05566 | 119 | 91 | 19 | 9 |
927 | Me mates were anti-vaxers | 1.3107 | 0.04385 | 177 | 133 | 33 | 11 |
928 | Do you happen to have the number for Triple ArghArghArgh? | 1.3103 | 0.05040 | 145 | 111 | 23 | 11 |
929 | My fantasy cruise didn't pan out. | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
930 | Do you have a lime? | 1.3103 | 0.05110 | 116 | 85 | 26 | 5 |
931 | Who in thunder is Johnny Depp? | 1.3101 | 0.04897 | 129 | 95 | 28 | 6 |
932 | It seems shouting "Yo, Ho, Ho!" at your crew doesn't inspire them quite the way it used to. | 1.3099 | 0.04253 | 171 | 126 | 37 | 8 |
933 | Honey, you won't believe what happened to me! | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
934 | The Hamptons? Hmm, never heard of that. We called it Bloodsucker’s Bight. | 1.3099 | 0.04707 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
935 | If you like piña coladas And gettin' caught in the rain... | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
936 | Ahoy, wench! Have ye any Grey Poupon? | 1.3097 | 0.04718 | 155 | 117 | 28 | 10 |
937 | Took the gold in plank walking. | 1.3095 | 0.05459 | 126 | 97 | 19 | 10 |
938 | Excuse me but can you point me in the direction of Pirate's Cove? | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
939 | Lost me ship to some seriously loony sailors from a place called MAGA. | 1.3095 | 0.04773 | 168 | 130 | 24 | 14 |
940 | So it turns out that the Kraken was NOT a hoax. | 1.3095 | 0.04709 | 126 | 91 | 31 | 4 |
941 | Arrrr ye single? | 1.3089 | 0.05307 | 123 | 93 | 22 | 8 |
942 | Polly did not want a cracker | 1.3087 | 0.04847 | 149 | 113 | 26 | 10 |
943 | 'Scuse me, did you see a parrot flying this way? | 1.3086 | 0.04489 | 162 | 123 | 29 | 10 |
944 | So, Glen, I see that you chose not to go down with the ship. | 1.3083 | 0.05131 | 120 | 89 | 25 | 6 |
945 | Do you happen to have any dry powder? | 1.3083 | 0.05525 | 120 | 92 | 19 | 9 |
946 | Excuse me madam. Do you have a metal detector I could borrow? | 1.3083 | 0.05027 | 133 | 100 | 25 | 8 |
947 | I guess a costumed swim party isn’t such a good idea after all | 1.3082 | 0.04617 | 146 | 108 | 31 | 7 |
948 | Believe me, Robert Louis Stevenson is fake news. | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
949 | One more thing,never go swimming dressed as a pirate… | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
950 | Yes,have you seen a large whale? White perhaps? Carrying a leg? | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
951 | I come from Penn's Aunt's. | 1.3077 | 0.04613 | 130 | 97 | 28 | 5 |
952 | On a treasure hunt, turns out that maps still beat GPS every time... | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
953 | All I wanted was a Cutty Sark on the rocks. | 1.3072 | 0.04329 | 166 | 123 | 35 | 8 |
954 | Ahoy, Lass. Have You Seen a Ticking Alligator? | 1.3072 | 0.04176 | 153 | 110 | 39 | 4 |
955 | Madam ... wherefore art I? | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
956 | Just one word. Plastic. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
957 | You swiped right? | 1.3071 | 0.04407 | 140 | 101 | 35 | 4 |
958 | Hold it! Before you just start making crazy assumptions… | 1.3071 | 0.04522 | 140 | 102 | 33 | 5 |
959 | … you’ve been served! | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
960 | A watery grave isn't all it's cracked up to be! | 1.3067 | 0.04531 | 150 | 111 | 32 | 7 |
961 | to be honest, when you “booty” called me, this is not what I had in mind. | 1.3067 | 0.04911 | 150 | 115 | 24 | 11 |
962 | I asked for Captain Morgan on the rocks. | 1.3067 | 0.04629 | 150 | 112 | 30 | 8 |
963 | I got the message in the bottle.. | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
964 | First of all.. is this the Hamptons? | 1.3066 | 0.04698 | 137 | 101 | 30 | 6 |
965 | Yes, I ordered a Captain Morgan with a splash. | 1.3066 | 0.04921 | 137 | 103 | 26 | 8 |
966 | Be there an X beneath yer chair? | 1.3063 | 0.05836 | 111 | 86 | 16 | 9 |
967 | Some Halloween! Well, I do look a little like Jesus dressed as a pirate, but as it turns out, I cannot walk on water! | 1.3061 | 0.04691 | 147 | 110 | 29 | 8 |
968 | Grey Poupon? That's so Eighties | 1.3061 | 0.05073 | 147 | 114 | 21 | 12 |
969 | What was my line again? | 1.3060 | 0.04764 | 134 | 99 | 29 | 6 |
970 | Well, it was better than the Civil War reenactment jaunt. | 1.3060 | 0.04764 | 134 | 99 | 29 | 6 |
971 | Please pardon my use of ‘land ho’ | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
972 | Please, warn the children, lest they too put on eye out. | 1.3057 | 0.04396 | 157 | 116 | 34 | 7 |
973 | Have yee been stranded long? | 1.3057 | 0.04666 | 157 | 119 | 28 | 10 |
974 | I'm from Pirate Insurance and I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty. | 1.3056 | 0.05423 | 144 | 115 | 14 | 15 |
975 | Are there any good places here to get coffee? | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
976 | Well, I didn't think my ex would mark the spot, but here we are. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
977 | Begging your pardon miss, doubloon for a phone call? | 1.3053 | 0.04710 | 131 | 96 | 30 | 5 |
978 | Aye Missy. Any chance those are wet parrot feathers adorning your drink? | 1.3052 | 0.04637 | 154 | 116 | 29 | 9 |
979 | Is Betty White still with us? | 1.3051 | 0.04890 | 118 | 86 | 28 | 4 |
980 | Not a euphemism, an actual locker it is. | 1.3051 | 0.05036 | 118 | 87 | 26 | 5 |
981 | Madam, you may call me Jonah. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely..... | 1.3050 | 0.05027 | 141 | 108 | 23 | 10 |
982 | I thought you knew better than to start drinking before lunch." | 1.3049 | 0.04608 | 164 | 125 | 28 | 11 |
983 | Don't mind the outfit, I'm clinically insane. | 1.3047 | 0.04905 | 128 | 95 | 27 | 6 |
984 | Before you say anything, know that this was the best job I could get in this market. | 1.3046 | 0.04305 | 151 | 109 | 36 | 5 |
985 | Excuse me but do you have a few minutes to talk about climate change and rising sea levels? | 1.3046 | 0.04603 | 151 | 113 | 30 | 8 |
986 | Ooooh, it said PRIVATE island... | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
987 | Have you seen my parrot? I saw him circling above you. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
988 | Don't tell me I never wash up for you. | 1.3043 | 0.05404 | 138 | 109 | 16 | 13 |
989 | Did you see a damp angry parrot fly over here recently? | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
990 | Did you just make a booty call? | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
991 | And then he said, ‘Why don’t YOU walk the plank… | 1.3043 | 0.05408 | 115 | 87 | 21 | 7 |
992 | You’re right, this is much harder to swim in than my trunks. | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
993 | I just turned to the cap'n, said "I quit," started walking, and never looked back. | 1.3040 | 0.04714 | 125 | 91 | 30 | 4 |
994 | …sooo, there was a party out there, and I recall downing a lot of grog and some dancing on a shivered timber, but then it all went blank. | 1.3040 | 0.04849 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
995 | Happen to see a parrot? | 1.3037 | 0.04734 | 135 | 100 | 29 | 6 |
996 | It looked so much easier when Johnny Depp did it. | 1.3037 | 0.04734 | 135 | 100 | 29 | 6 |
997 | Spoiler Alert! The captain didn’t go down with the ship. | 1.3036 | 0.05505 | 112 | 85 | 20 | 7 |
998 | Are you here to find the treasure within yourself too? | 1.3036 | 0.05649 | 112 | 86 | 18 | 8 |
999 | A word about those mushrooms in your morning omelette... | 1.3034 | 0.04827 | 145 | 110 | 26 | 9 |
1000 | I told them! Making me walk the plank because I haven’t been vaccinated is a step too far. | 1.3033 | 0.04640 | 122 | 88 | 31 | 3 |
1001 | Is this the New World? | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
1002 | I remembered my eye patch but forgot my mask | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
1003 | I'm sorry, I thought you ordered a Captain Morgan wet. | 1.3030 | 0.05151 | 132 | 101 | 22 | 9 |
1004 | That is Sir Francis Drake to you young lady. | 1.3030 | 0.04161 | 165 | 121 | 38 | 6 |
1005 | They had ONE job. I said an X, not my ex… | 1.3030 | 0.04802 | 132 | 98 | 28 | 6 |
1006 | You get one ARRRR and a one terrible pirate joke, then I have a question! | 1.3028 | 0.04996 | 142 | 109 | 23 | 10 |
1007 | Har, have you seen a big X on the ground anywhere near here? | 1.3028 | 0.04792 | 142 | 107 | 27 | 8 |
1008 | Just one request; don't ask me to say argh. | 1.3028 | 0.05132 | 109 | 80 | 25 | 4 |
1009 | The plank was the easy part! | 1.3026 | 0.04943 | 152 | 118 | 22 | 12 |
1010 | I seem to have finally developed sea legs | 1.3025 | 0.05277 | 119 | 90 | 22 | 7 |
1011 | Any chance you can spare some plunder? | 1.3025 | 0.04856 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
1012 | Still thinking that an ocean separates us ? | 1.3025 | 0.04856 | 119 | 87 | 28 | 4 |
1013 | I'm no longer "on board" with the pirate life. | 1.3023 | 0.05116 | 129 | 98 | 23 | 8 |
1014 | Is this the set for Pirates of the Caribbean 6…? | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
1015 | Walking the plank is not as fun as it sounds. | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
1016 | Me? I'm the mascot for Captain Matey's Seaside Bar down the beach... I fell off the deck. | 1.3022 | 0.04966 | 139 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
1017 | I’m more handsome than the sea captain in your book and I don’t have scurvy! | 1.3022 | 0.05070 | 139 | 107 | 22 | 10 |
1018 | Might there be a Captain Morgan in you bag? It's been a rough day. | 1.3022 | 0.04527 | 139 | 102 | 32 | 5 |
1019 | Water's perfect. | 1.3022 | 0.04641 | 139 | 103 | 30 | 6 |
1020 | An election? Blimey, I’d never steal that! | 1.3020 | 0.04828 | 149 | 114 | 25 | 10 |
1021 | I came for a scurvy booster shot | 1.3020 | 0.04637 | 149 | 112 | 29 | 8 |
1022 | Excuse me, which way to the vaccination station? | 1.3020 | 0.04828 | 149 | 114 | 25 | 10 |
1023 | Boy have I got a story for you! | 1.3020 | 0.04227 | 149 | 108 | 37 | 4 |
1024 | The parrot didn't make it. | 1.3020 | 0.04538 | 149 | 111 | 31 | 7 |
1025 | Might I join you for Arrr & Arrr, matey? | 1.3017 | 0.05506 | 116 | 89 | 19 | 8 |
1026 | Do you speak arrrgh? | 1.3017 | 0.05772 | 116 | 91 | 15 | 10 |
1027 | Excuse me, was there a big X where you sat down? | 1.3016 | 0.05073 | 126 | 95 | 24 | 7 |
1028 | Could I possibly trouble you for some Gray Poupon? | 1.3015 | 0.05040 | 136 | 104 | 23 | 9 |
1029 | I would not harm a hair on your head, sister, but thou are sitting where I intend to dig. | 1.3015 | 0.05252 | 136 | 106 | 19 | 11 |
1030 | Excuse me, but do you know if you're sitting on an X | 1.3014 | 0.04597 | 146 | 109 | 30 | 7 |
1031 | I’m looking for a bottle - a little over a foot long - with a piece of paper in it that looks like a map. Here’s my card in case you find it. | 1.3013 | 0.04401 | 156 | 116 | 33 | 7 |
1032 | I lost my locker combination. | 1.3012 | 0.04559 | 166 | 127 | 28 | 11 |
1033 | No, not that kind of a chest, I'm looking for a chest full of gold | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
1034 | First of all, I'm a Buccaneer, not a pirate, and to think I walked the plank thinking you were a mermaid, so I guess we're both a little disappointed. | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1035 | Excuse me, but I've had this spot reserved for a long time. | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1036 | I guess I needed a bigger boat! | 1.3008 | 0.04751 | 123 | 90 | 29 | 4 |
1037 | I told you I'd be back. | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
1038 | Sorry, I don’t have any spare doubloons. | 1.3008 | 0.05407 | 123 | 95 | 19 | 9 |
1039 | Correction: Dead men tell one tale. | 1.3008 | 0.04771 | 133 | 99 | 28 | 6 |
1040 | Whoops, I forgot my ship, I'll be back in a minute. | 1.3007 | 0.04865 | 143 | 109 | 25 | 9 |
1041 | Couldn’t find any treasure at sea…could I check out your booty? | 1.3007 | 0.05064 | 143 | 111 | 21 | 11 |
1042 | Was it you who swiped right on my Tinder profile? | 1.3007 | 0.04551 | 153 | 115 | 30 | 8 |
1043 | It’s two if by sea! | 1.3007 | 0.04826 | 153 | 118 | 24 | 11 |
1044 | Shiver me Tinder, it's a booty call. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1045 | More like "wither yer timber" - I guess the water's cold. | 1.3000 | 0.04841 | 130 | 97 | 27 | 6 |
1046 | ‘Would you mind moving your chair, and do you have a shovel?” | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
1047 | Did you happen to see a fake 'Pirates of the Caribbean' ship, which changed direction very suddenly? | 1.3000 | 0.04412 | 150 | 111 | 33 | 6 |
1048 | I did not come to loot, pillage, and destroy. I just need the men’s room. | 1.2993 | 0.05008 | 137 | 105 | 23 | 9 |
1049 | Captain Morgan try-outs? | 1.2992 | 0.05398 | 127 | 99 | 18 | 10 |
1050 | Where's Chris Christie? | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
1051 | OK, you were right. Not the best way to predict weather. | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
1052 | The mutiny? Well it started as a disagreement over dessert... | 1.2991 | 0.05465 | 117 | 90 | 19 | 8 |
1053 | Um, actually, that's not what mansplaining is | 1.2991 | 0.05821 | 107 | 83 | 16 | 8 |
1054 | 11 across has only one Rrrrr. | 1.2991 | 0.05667 | 107 | 82 | 18 | 7 |
1055 | Pardon, but did you happen to see a giant, black X anywhere on this beach? | 1.2986 | 0.04935 | 144 | 111 | 23 | 10 |
1056 | Didn't expect to walk-the-plank on my first Disney Cruise. | 1.2986 | 0.04631 | 144 | 108 | 29 | 7 |
1057 | You wouldn’t have happened to see an “X” around here? | 1.2985 | 0.04741 | 134 | 100 | 28 | 6 |
1058 | Does the hot dog stand take shillings? | 1.2985 | 0.05193 | 134 | 104 | 20 | 10 |
1059 | Which way to the Benbow Inn? | 1.2985 | 0.05084 | 134 | 103 | 22 | 9 |
1060 | Does Tampa Bay still have THAT quarterback? | 1.2985 | 0.04621 | 134 | 99 | 30 | 5 |
1061 | That’s the last pirate-themed murder mystery cruise I’ll be attending. | 1.2985 | 0.05193 | 134 | 104 | 20 | 10 |
1062 | Pardon me, could you direct me to the nearest maritime complaint office ? | 1.2984 | 0.05119 | 124 | 99 | 16 | 9 |
1063 | The price of lumber's made the planks extra short these days. | 1.2984 | 0.05119 | 124 | 94 | 23 | 7 |
1064 | Can I use your cell phone? I need to make a booty call. | 1.2984 | 0.05119 | 124 | 94 | 23 | 7 |
1065 | Okay, you were right, I did need a bigger boat. | 1.2982 | 0.04973 | 114 | 84 | 26 | 4 |
1066 | Your name wouldn’t be Wendy by any chance, right? | 1.2980 | 0.04773 | 151 | 116 | 25 | 10 |
1067 | Aye matey, brexit's for sexists. | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
1068 | Your sunglasses are NOT in this ocean! | 1.2979 | 0.05007 | 141 | 109 | 22 | 10 |
1069 | Argh. But the joke's on them! My sport jacket is "drip-dry"! | 1.2977 | 0.04686 | 131 | 97 | 29 | 5 |
1070 | Did a large green parrot just come by here,demanding a cracker? | 1.2977 | 0.04809 | 131 | 98 | 27 | 6 |
1071 | Have you by any chance seen my parrot? | 1.2977 | 0.05275 | 131 | 102 | 19 | 10 |
1072 | Excuse me, do you know the WiFi password? | 1.2977 | 0.04930 | 131 | 99 | 25 | 7 |
1073 | I'm partial to Magical Realism myself. | 1.2976 | 0.04184 | 168 | 125 | 36 | 7 |
1074 | Could I trouble you for a ship and a dastardly crew? | 1.2975 | 0.05460 | 121 | 94 | 18 | 9 |
1075 | Might you have seen my parrot, per chance? | 1.2975 | 0.05068 | 121 | 91 | 24 | 6 |
1076 | I'll have what she's having | 1.2975 | 0.04930 | 121 | 90 | 26 | 5 |
1077 | One Captain Morgan and coke, please | 1.2973 | 0.04644 | 148 | 113 | 25 | 9 |
1078 | Jennifer, is that you? You’re not the X I was expecting to find here. | 1.2973 | 0.05519 | 111 | 85 | 19 | 7 |
1079 | Is that elongated index finger supposed to distract me from your eye-patch or the extra finger on your left hand?” | 1.2971 | 0.04675 | 175 | 138 | 22 | 15 |
1080 | I SORT OF GOT LOSST. SORRY. | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
1081 | By any chance to you have a dry phone charger? | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
1082 | The last thing I remember is walking on a kind of plank... | 1.2971 | 0.04759 | 138 | 104 | 27 | 7 |
1083 | Would it be too much trouble to quickly check Google Maps ma'am? | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1084 | Am I too late? | 1.2969 | 0.04880 | 128 | 96 | 26 | 6 |
1085 | Aye, just walked off the job. Bitcoin has really ruined this business. | 1.2969 | 0.05245 | 128 | 99 | 20 | 9 |
1086 | One Corona please. | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1087 | Excuse me Ms,but do you know where I can get a pumpkin spice latte? | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1088 | Which way is Mar-a-Lago? | 1.2966 | 0.05002 | 145 | 113 | 21 | 11 |
1089 | Have you any Grey Pupon? | 1.2966 | 0.04706 | 145 | 110 | 27 | 8 |
1090 | Found your bottle. Message gone. | 1.2966 | 0.04706 | 145 | 110 | 27 | 8 |
1091 | You had one job . Look after the boat | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
1092 | I’d like to borrow that plastic shovel. | 1.2961 | 0.04558 | 152 | 115 | 29 | 8 |
1093 | geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance | 1.2960 | 0.05568 | 125 | 99 | 15 | 11 |
1094 | I don’t think it’s the pirates life for me | 1.2958 | 0.05173 | 142 | 112 | 18 | 12 |
1095 | Have you seen a ship with a skull and crossbones flag pass by? | 1.2958 | 0.04557 | 142 | 106 | 30 | 6 |
1096 | Have you seen a wet parrot recently? | 1.2958 | 0.04332 | 142 | 104 | 34 | 4 |
1097 | I was voted worst at the dress-up night on my cruise. | 1.2958 | 0.04875 | 142 | 109 | 24 | 9 |
1098 | Bad day at the Office, dear! | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
1099 | You get one guess. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
1100 | Thank you for your concern, but it's all drip-dry. | 1.2953 | 0.04714 | 149 | 114 | 26 | 9 |
1101 | I lay claim to this shore and that chair! | 1.2953 | 0.04714 | 149 | 114 | 26 | 9 |
1102 | Have you seen a parrot around here recently? | 1.2953 | 0.04312 | 149 | 110 | 34 | 5 |
1103 | I got down to one bottle of beer on the wall and they had enough. | 1.2953 | 0.04518 | 149 | 112 | 30 | 7 |
1104 | Excuse me, but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2953 | 0.04809 | 149 | 115 | 24 | 10 |
1105 | I'm looking for the Bachelor in Paradise auditions. | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1106 | I complained that my costume was the only realistic thing about the shore excursion, so they made me walk the plank. | 1.2951 | 0.04895 | 122 | 91 | 26 | 5 |
1107 | Ma'am I am NOT washed up, I am Johnny Depp! | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1108 | I am actually Keith Richards. | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1109 | I swear, it was "yo-ho-ho, and just ONE bottle of rum." | 1.2950 | 0.04838 | 139 | 106 | 25 | 8 |
1110 | Your profile did say "Must love the beach" | 1.2946 | 0.05174 | 112 | 84 | 23 | 5 |
1111 | Hello. Have you seen a rather wet parrot? | 1.2946 | 0.05092 | 129 | 99 | 22 | 8 |
1112 | Madame, would you happen to know a good financial guy? I'm having some real doubts about the gold standard. | 1.2946 | 0.04971 | 129 | 98 | 24 | 7 |
1113 | Is this your dream or mine | 1.2946 | 0.04848 | 129 | 97 | 26 | 6 |
1114 | You may skeptical but I really know where the money is buried. | 1.2945 | 0.04472 | 146 | 109 | 31 | 6 |
1115 | No, I'm not Captain Jack ... and who is Johnny Depp? | 1.2941 | 0.04908 | 136 | 104 | 24 | 8 |
1116 | Please, I beg you not to talk like a pirate. | 1.2941 | 0.04318 | 136 | 101 | 31 | 4 |
1117 | Aargh! I have no idea what a five letter word for “Pirate’s growl” might be. | 1.2941 | 0.05018 | 136 | 105 | 22 | 9 |
1118 | Pardon me, but have you seen a parrot around here? | 1.2941 | 0.04563 | 136 | 101 | 30 | 5 |
1119 | Excuse me, but I believe you are sitting on my buried treasure. | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
1120 | Excuse me mam,is this pirate cove? | 1.2941 | 0.04563 | 136 | 101 | 30 | 5 |
1121 | DEPP? Two mansions up on your right. | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 107 | 30 | 6 |
1122 | Have you seen a parrot fly over? | 1.2937 | 0.05048 | 126 | 96 | 23 | 7 |
1123 | Which one of us is lost? | 1.2937 | 0.04790 | 126 | 94 | 27 | 5 |
1124 | You look an awful lot like my next conquest | 1.2937 | 0.05172 | 126 | 97 | 21 | 8 |
1125 | But this is no ordinary booty call | 1.2937 | 0.04921 | 126 | 95 | 25 | 6 |
1126 | Sorry I’m late, I had to wash up before our date… | 1.2936 | 0.05576 | 109 | 84 | 18 | 7 |
1127 | Ahoy! No worries if not, but did you happen to pass a large, red X between here and the bar? | 1.2933 | 0.04391 | 150 | 112 | 32 | 6 |
1128 | Could you please move your chair, and also tell me where I can get a shovel? | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1129 | Me first mistake was tellin' 'em I was from Tampa Bay. And me second one was sayin' the Jets are second-rate! | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1130 | Not all pirates are illegal immigrants | 1.2932 | 0.05205 | 133 | 104 | 19 | 10 |
1131 | I didn’t know there were direct flights here! | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1132 | Mind scooting to the left, Rhonda? I know we had a nasty breakup, but they say an ex marks the spot. | 1.2931 | 0.05874 | 116 | 93 | 12 | 11 |
1133 | Treasure Island? | 1.2930 | 0.04718 | 157 | 122 | 24 | 11 |
1134 | No, I'm Soggy Roger. I haven't been jolly since they made me walk the plank. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1135 | Can you hook me up? | 1.2929 | 0.04914 | 140 | 108 | 23 | 9 |
1136 | No, I don’t have the time | 1.2929 | 0.05018 | 140 | 109 | 21 | 10 |
1137 | Pardon, me, but have you seen my X? | 1.2927 | 0.04408 | 164 | 125 | 30 | 9 |
1138 | I was told there is an X near this spot | 1.2927 | 0.05128 | 123 | 94 | 22 | 7 |
1139 | I have one question: where is everybody? | 1.2927 | 0.05128 | 123 | 94 | 22 | 7 |
1140 | I may look all washed up, but plunder is still my middle name. | 1.2925 | 0.04750 | 147 | 113 | 25 | 9 |
1141 | I doubt you have a coke in that bag, but it’s worth a shot | 1.2923 | 0.04816 | 130 | 98 | 26 | 6 |
1142 | I expected Adironack chairs and champagne in the Hamptons, not one of those cheap folding numbers and a measly soft-sided cooler. | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
1143 | That’s what I call ARRR and ARRR! | 1.2922 | 0.04506 | 154 | 117 | 29 | 8 |
1144 | I had one job... | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1145 | I'm sorry, but have you seen a big "X" around here anywhere? | 1.2919 | 0.04193 | 161 | 122 | 32 | 7 |
1146 | Am I not old money enough for this town? | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
1147 | ‘I have a perfectly good explanation for the eye patch.’ | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
1148 | Could you call me a Dryft? | 1.2914 | 0.04466 | 151 | 114 | 30 | 7 |
1149 | I will spare you the yo, ho, ho’s. | 1.2913 | 0.04758 | 127 | 95 | 27 | 5 |
1150 | Allow me to explain my conduct in Chapter 6. | 1.2913 | 0.05013 | 127 | 97 | 23 | 7 |
1151 | Could I impose on you to move about three paces to the right? I may have misplaced something. | 1.2913 | 0.05013 | 127 | 97 | 23 | 7 |
1152 | Excuse me, are you the land hoe? | 1.2913 | 0.05793 | 103 | 80 | 16 | 7 |
1153 | Wench, one flagon of ale and be quick about it. | 1.2910 | 0.04834 | 134 | 102 | 25 | 7 |
1154 | Davy jones’ locker called, I need the combination. | 1.2910 | 0.04949 | 134 | 103 | 23 | 8 |
1155 | Honey, you said that was a pirate cruise, not a real pirate ship. | 1.2910 | 0.04949 | 134 | 103 | 23 | 8 |
1156 | I think I may have made the plank too short. | 1.2910 | 0.04834 | 134 | 102 | 25 | 7 |
1157 | Are you sure it’s a private beach? I could have swore it said Pirate Beach 🏴☠️ | 1.2910 | 0.04717 | 134 | 101 | 27 | 6 |
1158 | Ah, excuse me…I wasn’t the seaman you wanted? | 1.2908 | 0.04449 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1159 | Sorry, this is a pirate beach! | 1.2908 | 0.04562 | 141 | 106 | 29 | 6 |
1160 | Is this Treasure Island? | 1.2908 | 0.04562 | 141 | 106 | 29 | 6 |
1161 | I'm a bit lost. Can you direct me to the nearest pirate ship? | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
1162 | Is this Ipswich? | 1.2905 | 0.04420 | 148 | 111 | 31 | 6 |
1163 | I've been marooned for asking about 'booty'—so 2021. | 1.2905 | 0.04420 | 148 | 111 | 31 | 6 |
1164 | Back in my day! | 1.2905 | 0.04913 | 148 | 116 | 21 | 11 |
1165 | M'am, I'm sure you're a real treasure, but I think you're sitting on mine | 1.2903 | 0.04690 | 124 | 92 | 28 | 4 |
1166 | I almost got past the Coast Guard this time | 1.2901 | 0.04170 | 162 | 121 | 35 | 6 |
1167 | Excuse me. You didn't happen to see my parrot? | 1.2901 | 0.05139 | 131 | 102 | 20 | 9 |
1168 | Isn't the lower half of your body supposed to be fish? | 1.2901 | 0.05139 | 131 | 102 | 20 | 9 |
1169 | In hindsight, ‘pirate costume’ may have been a terrible desert island item | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
1170 | Do NOT ask to pet the parrot! | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1171 | Would this be India by any chance? | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
1172 | Did you request an Uber? | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
1173 | You’re over bored? Try reading this book. | 1.2899 | 0.04954 | 138 | 107 | 22 | 9 |
1174 | Excuse me ma'am, can i borrow your iPatch charger? | 1.2899 | 0.04846 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 8 |
1175 | Pardon me Miss, you’re sitting on my treasure. | 1.2898 | 0.04118 | 176 | 133 | 35 | 8 |
1176 | Have you seen a big X around here? | 1.2895 | 0.04342 | 152 | 114 | 32 | 6 |
1177 | Did you happen to order a rum & seawater? | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1178 | So, what did I miss? | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
1179 | Never could tell which way the wind blows. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
1180 | "Excuse me, may I have your attention for just a minute?" | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1181 | The keys have a yellow rubber ducky attached. | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
1182 | Of note: Parrots neither swim nor float. | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1183 | I can’t take my eye off you. | 1.2889 | 0.04687 | 135 | 102 | 27 | 6 |
1184 | God, you are the most beautiful thing on the beach! And after six months at sea and shipwrecked, I am really, really horny! But what I really, really need, is a big bandaid for my index finger and directions to the nearest laundromat. | 1.2889 | 0.05028 | 135 | 105 | 21 | 9 |
1185 | Do you know that we are hiring female pirates? | 1.2889 | 0.05137 | 135 | 106 | 19 | 10 |
1186 | Pardon me assumption that ye were just a pretty face, I have no depth perception. | 1.2887 | 0.04749 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
1187 | I wonder if I could bother you for a glass of water? | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1188 | They told me it was walk like a pirate day. | 1.2885 | 0.05579 | 104 | 80 | 18 | 6 |
1189 | Next fantasy needs to be on dry land. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1190 | So, about last night... I request a parlay. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
1191 | "If you come across a doubloon, it's mine. | 1.2881 | 0.04677 | 118 | 87 | 28 | 3 |
1192 | I have traveled the seven seas, lost my ship, my crew, and my eye so that I may mansplain this newly discovered continent to you. | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
1193 | You're not quite the Captain Dreamy I had pictured | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
1194 | Do you happen to have an “aye” phone I could borrow? | 1.2880 | 0.04517 | 125 | 92 | 30 | 3 |
1195 | Hello! We've been trying to reach you about your Galleon's extended warranty! | 1.2880 | 0.05183 | 125 | 97 | 20 | 8 |
1196 | I admitted that I only had the one dose and they threw me overboard. | 1.2879 | 0.04990 | 132 | 102 | 22 | 8 |
1197 | Turns out even cruises don't want to see a standup pirate. | 1.2879 | 0.04753 | 132 | 100 | 26 | 6 |
1198 | Well, it is a 'clothes optional' beach. This is my option. | 1.2879 | 0.04753 | 132 | 100 | 26 | 6 |
1199 | Does this place have wi-fi? | 1.2879 | 0.04753 | 132 | 100 | 26 | 6 |
1200 | Have any grey poupon ? | 1.2878 | 0.04594 | 139 | 105 | 28 | 6 |
1201 | Just how did you get to shore so fast after the ship sank lassie? | 1.2878 | 0.04816 | 139 | 106 | 24 | 8 |
1202 | You didn't happen to see a parrot did you? | 1.2878 | 0.04479 | 139 | 104 | 30 | 5 |
1203 | The pirates thought your son was a better sailor than I was | 1.2878 | 0.04479 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1204 | Did you see my ship go by? | 1.2878 | 0.04361 | 139 | 103 | 32 | 4 |
1205 | Excuse me, but you are sitting on my treasure. | 1.2877 | 0.04952 | 146 | 115 | 20 | 11 |
1206 | Walked the plank for the first time. | 1.2877 | 0.04952 | 146 | 115 | 20 | 11 |
1207 | This will only take a minute of your time. | 1.2877 | 0.04555 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
1208 | Please tell me you’re not doing your own research. | 1.2877 | 0.04856 | 146 | 114 | 22 | 10 |
1209 | Excuse me but you're sitting on my buried treasure. | 1.2876 | 0.04512 | 153 | 117 | 28 | 8 |
1210 | I'm getting too old for this. Next year, it's going to be 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Evian!' | 1.2874 | 0.04170 | 167 | 126 | 34 | 7 |
1211 | I'm not a pirate, but I play one on TV. | 1.2870 | 0.04931 | 108 | 80 | 25 | 3 |
1212 | The sea is my mistress!? Honey, she doesn't mean anything to me! | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1213 | Honey, they said that I also have to bring my own parrot. | 1.2869 | 0.05004 | 122 | 93 | 23 | 6 |
1214 | Would you like to join me on a cruise? | 1.2869 | 0.05004 | 122 | 93 | 23 | 6 |
1215 | Lost and thirsty, m'lady! Will sing Ebbtide fer a cuppa grog and directions to Penzance. | 1.2869 | 0.04866 | 122 | 92 | 25 | 5 |
1216 | My dear, I am the very model of a Climate Activist gentlemen! | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1217 | Oh, they told me business casual | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1218 | Pardon me, which way did the fifteen men with the Dead Man's Chest go? | 1.2868 | 0.04694 | 129 | 97 | 27 | 5 |
1219 | Did you happen to see my crew? | 1.2868 | 0.04772 | 136 | 104 | 25 | 7 |
1220 | No, I didn’t say, “You’re the treasure I’ve been seeking.” I said, “You’re sitting on the treasure I’ve been seeking, please move.” | 1.2868 | 0.04657 | 136 | 103 | 27 | 6 |
1221 | You'll not be thinking me so foolish, lassie, when my ship comes in. | 1.2867 | 0.04925 | 143 | 112 | 21 | 10 |
1222 | Excuse me, I'm doing research on where women's thoughts stray while reading romance novels on the beach. | 1.2867 | 0.04396 | 143 | 107 | 31 | 5 |
1223 | Yo ho ho and bottle of rum can lead to trouble. | 1.2867 | 0.04824 | 143 | 111 | 23 | 9 |
1224 | Do you know the score of the Pirates game? I had to walk the plank and missed the last inning. | 1.2867 | 0.04471 | 150 | 114 | 29 | 7 |
1225 | The Captain said he spotted ‘booty’ over on the shore, and I just thought I’d swim over here to let you know that I thought that remark was crude and misogynistic. Anyway, do you have any plans later? | 1.2857 | 0.04841 | 133 | 102 | 24 | 7 |
1226 | Pardon, me lady, which Southampton is this? | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
1227 | See a white whale? | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
1228 | Pardon me, but would you happen to have a glass of water? | 1.2857 | 0.05291 | 133 | 106 | 16 | 11 |
1229 | That rum... | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
1230 | May I trouble you for a towel? | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
1231 | I hurt my finger. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1232 | Hey -- is this Outlander? | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1233 | We've run out of the special. Could I interest you in the grouper? | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
1234 | Wench! Yer sitting on me buried treasure! | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
1235 | Ridesharing pickup? | 1.2857 | 0.04630 | 147 | 113 | 26 | 8 |
1236 | Leadership is over rated. | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1237 | Let’s just say the Jolly Roger isn’t so jolly right now. | 1.2857 | 0.04079 | 161 | 120 | 36 | 5 |
1238 | Now is not the time to fix our moral compass. | 1.2857 | 0.05222 | 119 | 94 | 16 | 8 |
1239 | Which way to the puffy shirt store? | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1240 | Too early for Halloween? | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
1241 | Didn't your Tinder profile mention cosplay? | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
1242 | AWRR, me was wondr'ng ifn' ye might spare a bit of yer bottled water" ? | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
1243 | Johnny Depp….you look different in the movies… | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1244 | One positive Covid test and they make me walk the plank. | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1245 | From walking the plank, to discovering priceless booty. Argh! | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1246 | No! I’m not your waiter. | 1.2847 | 0.05089 | 144 | 115 | 17 | 12 |
1247 | Was there an X on that spot before you sat there? | 1.2847 | 0.04963 | 137 | 107 | 21 | 9 |
1248 | Good afternoon, madame. Have you considered how flood insurance can help you improve your quality of life? | 1.2847 | 0.04854 | 137 | 106 | 23 | 8 |
1249 | I’d like to talk to you about your automobile warranty. | 1.2847 | 0.04627 | 137 | 104 | 27 | 6 |
1250 | Sorry. You're all washed up as a pirate. | 1.2846 | 0.04790 | 130 | 99 | 25 | 6 |
1251 | Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Poseidon? | 1.2846 | 0.05032 | 130 | 101 | 21 | 8 |
1252 | My Waze broke. Where can I find “X”? | 1.2846 | 0.04790 | 130 | 99 | 25 | 6 |
1253 | This beach used to be 5 mile farther out, let me guess, global warming? | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1254 | It’s not so jolly after all. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1255 | Forgive the get-up; I'm a time traveler, it's a long story. Is Jeff Bezos still alive? He is?? By God, I've failed... | 1.2846 | 0.05356 | 123 | 97 | 17 | 9 |
1256 | Brandi, I was wrong about loving the sea… | 1.2845 | 0.05449 | 116 | 91 | 17 | 8 |
1257 | I am Rip Tide VanWinkle | 1.2845 | 0.05449 | 116 | 91 | 17 | 8 |
1258 | You just missed him.. by about 409 years | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1259 | You were expecting Captain Hook? | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1260 | That pirate copy belongs to me. | 1.2844 | 0.04893 | 109 | 81 | 25 | 3 |
1261 | I hope you're wearing SPF 50. | 1.2844 | 0.05695 | 109 | 86 | 15 | 8 |
1262 | Apparently ‘walk the plank’ is not a viral TikTok dance. | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1263 | I seek asylum. | 1.2843 | 0.05973 | 102 | 81 | 13 | 8 |
1264 | Excuse me, do you know the way to San Jose? | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1265 | I don’t think the mutinous crew had this in mind when they cast me ashore. | 1.2835 | 0.05232 | 127 | 100 | 18 | 9 |
1266 | Can you call AAA for me? | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1267 | Stuff your yo-ho-ho and bottle of rum, Buster, and go back to Penzance where you belong. | 1.2833 | 0.04906 | 120 | 91 | 24 | 5 |
1268 | First, I told you NOT to use the tippy canoe for the maiden and the pirate game. | 1.2833 | 0.04761 | 120 | 90 | 26 | 4 |
1269 | Excuse me madam, the nearest Starbucks? | 1.2833 | 0.04761 | 120 | 90 | 26 | 4 |
1270 | No, today is "Walk Like A Pirate Day." | 1.2832 | 0.04782 | 113 | 84 | 26 | 3 |
1271 | Nowadays Ahoy is the name of a cookie. | 1.2832 | 0.04944 | 113 | 85 | 24 | 4 |
1272 | In my defense, the parrot won the coin toss. | 1.2832 | 0.05402 | 113 | 88 | 18 | 7 |
1273 | A bad day at the beach is better than a good day at work. | 1.2831 | 0.04084 | 166 | 125 | 35 | 6 |
1274 | Land mermaids have legs!" | 1.2826 | 0.04362 | 138 | 103 | 31 | 4 |
1275 | Sorry, it took me longer than expected, I had to get my ship together! | 1.2824 | 0.04999 | 131 | 102 | 21 | 8 |
1276 | Hi Darlene. So Ex does mark the spot. | 1.2823 | 0.05192 | 124 | 97 | 19 | 8 |
1277 | Excuse me, have you seen my ship? | 1.2823 | 0.05317 | 124 | 98 | 17 | 9 |
1278 | Excuse me Mam, you sitting righ where I need to excavate. | 1.2823 | 0.05065 | 124 | 99 | 17 | 8 |
1279 | Excuse me, lady. Is this Pittsburgh by any chance? | 1.2823 | 0.04799 | 124 | 94 | 25 | 5 |
1280 | Ahoy ! Fear not...I want only your Pina Colada ! | 1.2823 | 0.05065 | 124 | 96 | 21 | 7 |
1281 | I told them the plank should be at least fifteen feet up from the water to do any damage. | 1.2823 | 0.04517 | 124 | 92 | 29 | 3 |
1282 | Pardon me, but I need to dig right below your chair, madam... | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
1283 | Hello, I'm Johnny Depp. | 1.2821 | 0.04832 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1284 | Back in a minute, I need to find the 11,780 votes | 1.2821 | 0.04982 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
1285 | I don’t always come ashore, but when I do, it’s to borrow a copy of The New Yorker. | 1.2821 | 0.05674 | 117 | 94 | 13 | 10 |
1286 | Show me the booty! | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1287 | WOW, a singing bottle-gram | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1288 | Arrrrr, I've found me booty! | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1289 | Argh,do yoo have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1290 | You say ugh. I say aargh. | 1.2815 | 0.04778 | 135 | 104 | 24 | 7 |
1291 | A brief query, madam. Have you seen a parrot, a thousand gold bars, or Johnny Depp? | 1.2815 | 0.05114 | 135 | 107 | 18 | 10 |
1292 | Which direction is Immigration? | 1.2815 | 0.04661 | 135 | 103 | 26 | 6 |
1293 | One thing that I learned from this last voyage is that you shouldn't attempt to portray a profane pirate on a Disney Cruise Ship. | 1.2812 | 0.04827 | 128 | 98 | 24 | 6 |
1294 | I was thrown out of first class for demanding more rum from the serving wench. | 1.2812 | 0.04953 | 128 | 99 | 22 | 7 |
1295 | It was 1 if by land and 2 if by sea | 1.2812 | 0.04565 | 128 | 96 | 28 | 4 |
1296 | Do you know is there's a dry cleaners nearby? | 1.2812 | 0.05195 | 128 | 101 | 18 | 9 |
1297 | That is the LAST time I do an outdoor performance of Penzance. | 1.2812 | 0.04698 | 128 | 97 | 26 | 5 |
1298 | Excuse me. I seem to have lost the combination to my locker. It should be in a bottle somewhere. | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
1299 | Is the drowning part of the fantasy a non-negotiable? | 1.2810 | 0.05278 | 121 | 95 | 18 | 8 |
1300 | I've been searching for a treasure of gold, but looking at the site I behold. I have found something more dear to hold, and if I may be so bold, that beach towel that you have rolled, could lead to stories to our children be told. | 1.2810 | 0.05407 | 121 | 96 | 16 | 9 |
1301 | Am I too late for 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' | 1.2808 | 0.04835 | 146 | 115 | 21 | 10 |
1302 | Did you know that a parrot can not be used as a flotation device . | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
1303 | Captain Morgan may drink and drive responsibly but sometimes he goes overboard | 1.2804 | 0.05757 | 107 | 85 | 14 | 8 |
1304 | Sorry sir, this ship is also sinking | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
1305 | So sorry to bother you, m'lady, but would there be an X under your chair? | 1.2803 | 0.04602 | 132 | 100 | 27 | 5 |
1306 | Babe. You were right. | 1.2803 | 0.04726 | 132 | 101 | 25 | 6 |
1307 | Is this the way to Pirates Cove? | 1.2803 | 0.04475 | 132 | 99 | 29 | 4 |
1308 | Have you seen a parrot fly by lately? | 1.2800 | 0.04449 | 150 | 115 | 28 | 7 |
1309 | Can you tell me what century I'm in? I was told to arrive on time. | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1310 | Excuse me, I'm not a bum or take drugs or anything like that. My ship is just over the horizon. I was wondering if you could spare a few bucks... | 1.2800 | 0.04765 | 125 | 95 | 25 | 5 |
1311 | I've lost my sundial; do you have the time? | 1.2800 | 0.04765 | 125 | 95 | 25 | 5 |
1312 | . “Have you got any rice? My phone got wet. “ | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1313 | Pardon me madam, would happen to have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2797 | 0.04797 | 118 | 89 | 25 | 4 |
1314 | I know what you must be thinking. | 1.2797 | 0.05501 | 118 | 94 | 15 | 9 |
1315 | Excuse me, do you know the closest motel by here? | 1.2797 | 0.04946 | 118 | 90 | 23 | 5 |
1316 | The plank was shorter than expected | 1.2794 | 0.05080 | 136 | 108 | 18 | 10 |
1317 | Did a small parrot just try to sit on your shoulder? | 1.2791 | 0.04666 | 129 | 98 | 26 | 5 |
1318 | Arrrrr you free this Saturday? | 1.2791 | 0.04794 | 129 | 99 | 24 | 6 |
1319 | You’re not hallucinating. And again, I’m only holding up One Finger | 1.2789 | 0.04401 | 147 | 112 | 29 | 6 |
1320 | Miss, any other ideas for ‘where the sun don’t shine’? | 1.2789 | 0.04708 | 147 | 115 | 23 | 9 |
1321 | That's the last time I'll let those scallywags trick me into walking off my own plank! | 1.2789 | 0.04608 | 147 | 114 | 25 | 8 |
1322 | Excuse me? Has the plague ended yet? | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1323 | I washed up as a pirate. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
1324 | I seem to have lost my ship. | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
1325 | That’s six seas down and one to go. | 1.2787 | 0.05239 | 122 | 96 | 18 | 8 |
1326 | It was a rigged fight. Those who claim I didn't win are liars. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
1327 | Could show me which way to the 17th century? | 1.2787 | 0.05239 | 122 | 96 | 18 | 8 |
1328 | I'm assuming this is not the plundering meet-up. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
1329 | Pardon me but can I borrow your cell phone? Mine got swallowed by a whale. | 1.2787 | 0.05367 | 122 | 97 | 16 | 9 |
1330 | Honey, I'm all about fitness but I don't think the plank is helping | 1.2786 | 0.04762 | 140 | 109 | 23 | 8 |
1331 | Sorry, madam, but you'll have to leave, this is a privateer's beach. | 1.2783 | 0.05024 | 115 | 88 | 22 | 5 |
1332 | Did a pair of scurvy dogs pass this way madam? | 1.2782 | 0.04695 | 133 | 105 | 21 | 7 |
1333 | Fair maiden, please call me an Uber. | 1.2782 | 0.04932 | 133 | 104 | 21 | 8 |
1334 | Fear not m'lady, yours is not the booty I seek. | 1.2778 | 0.04772 | 144 | 113 | 21 | 9 |
1335 | Ay, but 'storm of the century' undersells it a bit, don't you think? " | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1336 | First, let me say that I love your costume. | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1337 | Moby Dick one,Captain Ahab zero." | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1338 | Excuse me madam but have you seen a frigate pass with some undesirable looking characters at the helm? | 1.2774 | 0.05047 | 137 | 109 | 18 | 10 |
1339 | Have you seen the key to my locker? | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1340 | What are the chances you have a bottle of Rum? | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1341 | Aaarruagh I do work for Amazon, why do you ask? | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
1342 | Have ye seen a very tired parrot? | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
1343 | Do you know how to recover from a nervous wreck? | 1.2773 | 0.05192 | 119 | 93 | 19 | 7 |
1344 | Pardon me, but did you happen to see a ghost ship sail by? | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
1345 | Hey lady, Have you seen my boat? | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
1346 | Can I borrow your towel? I'm shivering. | 1.2769 | 0.04762 | 130 | 100 | 24 | 6 |
1347 | With apologies to #MeToo, can you help me with my booty? | 1.2768 | 0.05107 | 112 | 86 | 21 | 5 |
1348 | Pardon. Let me rephrase. I'm looking for some "Pirate" booty! | 1.2768 | 0.05107 | 112 | 86 | 21 | 5 |
1349 | Excuse me,Madam. Have you seen my parrot? | 1.2766 | 0.04733 | 141 | 110 | 23 | 8 |
1350 | Excuse me madam,but have you seen a red and green parrot with a compass? | 1.2766 | 0.04733 | 141 | 110 | 23 | 8 |
1351 | I guess I misunderstood. Everyone started yelling "Land Ho" and I wanted to meet her first. | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1352 | They took the production of The Pirates of Penzance too seriously. | 1.2761 | 0.04543 | 134 | 102 | 27 | 5 |
1353 | guess they didn’t consider global warming when marking the X on land | 1.2761 | 0.04665 | 134 | 103 | 25 | 6 |
1354 | All I wanted was one stinkin' day to follow my dreams... | 1.2759 | 0.05556 | 116 | 93 | 14 | 9 |
1355 | Your invite specifically said "bathing costume." | 1.2759 | 0.05279 | 116 | 91 | 18 | 7 |
1356 | You wouldn’t happen to be Treasure Island? | 1.2759 | 0.04743 | 145 | 114 | 22 | 9 |
1357 | It turns out that “X” did not mark the spot. | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
1358 | Did you order the fish & chips? | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
1359 | Liquidity is not all it's made out to be | 1.2756 | 0.04832 | 127 | 98 | 23 | 6 |
1360 | Rum with quinine please | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
1361 | I guess you really are washed up. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1362 | Yes. I am someone's ex. But I don't know anything about marking a spot. | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
1363 | Not pirate...MIGRANT! | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
1364 | Oh good! Seventeen down, "dripping pirate." | 1.2752 | 0.05955 | 109 | 89 | 10 | 10 |
1365 | Ayyy, for a good beach read I’d say Robert Louis Stevenson’s “Treasure Island” | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
1366 | ...my Timex is still ticking... | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
1367 | Turns out there's no 'arrr' in 'team.' | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
1368 | I thought the book was much better than the movie….. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
1369 | Which century is this? | 1.2748 | 0.04972 | 131 | 103 | 20 | 8 |
1370 | Excuse me, but I'm looking for a fellow named Starbuck--he's got my cask of precious Arabian beans. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1371 | Any chance of borrowing a towel? | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1372 | One last question. Do you have a plastic bag of rice for my phone? | 1.2748 | 0.05089 | 131 | 104 | 18 | 9 |
1373 | Arrrrr... you here on vacation? | 1.2746 | 0.04703 | 142 | 111 | 23 | 8 |
1374 | Look, I'm drenched, I'm exhausted, but I'll give you one Arrrr! and then I'm done. | 1.2746 | 0.04257 | 142 | 107 | 31 | 4 |
1375 | Your table is ready. | 1.2743 | 0.05370 | 113 | 89 | 17 | 7 |
1376 | This is going to sound strange, but you look like my ex. | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
1377 | You wouldn’t happen to have change for a gold doubloon? | 1.2743 | 0.05221 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 6 |
1378 | Could I use your phone real quick? | 1.2743 | 0.05370 | 113 | 89 | 17 | 7 |
1379 | Excuse me, Didn't this used to be Tortuga? | 1.2742 | 0.05036 | 124 | 97 | 20 | 7 |
1380 | Pardon, if I may interrupt. What are you reading? | 1.2742 | 0.04904 | 124 | 96 | 22 | 6 |
1381 | Gadzooks, yon water is brisk | 1.2742 | 0.04768 | 124 | 95 | 24 | 5 |
1382 | But first, a trigger warning. | 1.2742 | 0.05164 | 124 | 98 | 18 | 8 |
1383 | The one time I use Apple Maps... | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1384 | Know where I can find the changing room? I was at a fancy dress boat party but got thrown overboard for cultural appropriation. | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
1385 | Madam, can you point me in the direction of Orlando? | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1386 | Aye, have you seen a parrot? | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
1387 | Unless you recycled that bottle, I'm going to need it back. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
1388 | Is there a pawn shop nearby? | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
1389 | Pardon me Madam, but can you tell me which way is it to Penzance. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
1390 | Is that the new Elena Ferrrante? | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
1391 | My ship ran off course, is this where the insurrection is? One by sea, two by land , something like that. | 1.2734 | 0.04535 | 128 | 97 | 27 | 4 |
1392 | Me timbers shivered. | 1.2734 | 0.04798 | 128 | 99 | 23 | 6 |
1393 | Excuse me but have you seen a locker float by? | 1.2734 | 0.04668 | 128 | 98 | 25 | 5 |
1394 | I'm here to tell you -- don't ever, ever agree to a long walk on a short plank. | 1.2734 | 0.04768 | 139 | 109 | 22 | 8 |
1395 | Once upon a time, a man stopped to ask a lady for directions.... | 1.2734 | 0.04060 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 6 |
1396 | I'm looking for... booty. | 1.2734 | 0.04768 | 139 | 109 | 22 | 8 |
1397 | Would you mind moving? I believe something is buried there. | 1.2734 | 0.04768 | 139 | 109 | 22 | 8 |
1398 | I'm trusting you're a Tampa Bay fan? | 1.2734 | 0.04768 | 139 | 109 | 22 | 8 |
1399 | Ahoy! Have you seen my Ub-Arrr? | 1.2733 | 0.04526 | 150 | 117 | 25 | 8 |
1400 | Before you press 9-1-1, please hear me out. | 1.2727 | 0.04839 | 121 | 93 | 23 | 5 |
1401 | I have an immediate opening for a First Mate. No experience required. | 1.2727 | 0.04458 | 143 | 110 | 27 | 6 |
1402 | Ahoy! What's kraken? Sorry, I am not good at land greetings. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
1403 | I’ll first take your towel then all your money | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
1404 | At the risk of sounding salty… | 1.2727 | 0.04778 | 143 | 112 | 21 | 9 |
1405 | Happy Hour. 2 for 1! | 1.2722 | 0.04178 | 158 | 121 | 31 | 6 |
1406 | Could you direct me to Penzance? | 1.2721 | 0.04482 | 147 | 114 | 26 | 7 |
1407 | You have one wish left, Bob. | 1.2720 | 0.05128 | 125 | 99 | 18 | 8 |
1408 | A! Don't judge a crook by his cover. | 1.2720 | 0.05128 | 125 | 99 | 18 | 8 |
1409 | The Crew Dragon Halloween party was out of this world." | 1.2720 | 0.05128 | 125 | 99 | 18 | 8 |
1410 | Sorry, 'Mum - heard a rumor my X was hidin' down here | 1.2720 | 0.05000 | 125 | 98 | 20 | 7 |
1411 | How far is Dead Man's Chest? | 1.2720 | 0.04869 | 125 | 97 | 22 | 6 |
1412 | Number one: Don't take up pirating without a ship. | 1.2720 | 0.05000 | 125 | 98 | 20 | 7 |
1413 | I knew my map would lead me to a fine booty | 1.2720 | 0.05000 | 125 | 98 | 20 | 7 |
1414 | Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2719 | 0.05749 | 114 | 93 | 11 | 10 |
1415 | Now let's see, I know you're not Dr. Livingston. . . . | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
1416 | It turns out that the only thing Davey Jones kept in his locker were old clothes. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
1417 | One question, where am I, please tell me this is not the Isle of Lesbos? | 1.2719 | 0.05472 | 114 | 91 | 15 | 8 |
1418 | Yarr! Can you point me to the nearest Long John Silver’s? | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 4 |
1419 | I wrecked my ship to optimize the allocation between leisure and labor in this island. Are you Friday? | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
1420 | Mind if I pillage and plunder? I'll lose my job if I don't make this month's quota. | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1421 | The boat was paid off...right? | 1.2714 | 0.04628 | 140 | 109 | 24 | 7 |
1422 | The last thing I remember is my parrot yelling "Thar She Blows". | 1.2713 | 0.05014 | 129 | 102 | 19 | 8 |
1423 | Piracy is not a victimless crime. | 1.2713 | 0.04368 | 129 | 97 | 29 | 3 |
1424 | Wait. One more time. So, it’s called a Bitcoin but I can’t take it from you. | 1.2713 | 0.04891 | 129 | 101 | 21 | 7 |
1425 | Excuse me. Do you know where I can find the Guinness Book of World Records office?" | 1.2713 | 0.04637 | 129 | 99 | 25 | 5 |
1426 | You made me walk a short plank in shallow water | 1.2713 | 0.04891 | 129 | 101 | 21 | 7 |
1427 | One word, bitcoin. | 1.2712 | 0.05337 | 118 | 94 | 16 | 8 |
1428 | They call me The Pirate of the Caribbean. | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1429 | How many fingers? | 1.2710 | 0.05566 | 107 | 85 | 15 | 7 |
1430 | My name is Captain Morgan - could you direct me to the nearest bar? | 1.2710 | 0.04892 | 107 | 81 | 23 | 3 |
1431 | Sorry, I'm lost | 1.2710 | 0.05405 | 107 | 84 | 17 | 6 |
1432 | Me hardy” is truly just an expression. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1433 | After we sacked the galleon, six of us got drunk on a bottle of rum, then had a contest to see who could hold their breath under water longest. Guess who was #1? | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1434 | A pirate captain is not required to go down with their ship | 1.2708 | 0.05826 | 96 | 76 | 14 | 6 |
1435 | Excuse me, but have you recently seen a large sailing vessel go by, with its mutinous, scurvy crew? | 1.2705 | 0.05079 | 122 | 96 | 19 | 7 |
1436 | Okay, so I’m not Ursula Andress. | 1.2705 | 0.04943 | 122 | 95 | 21 | 6 |
1437 | You were right. It's not for me. | 1.2703 | 0.04779 | 111 | 84 | 24 | 3 |
1438 | Pirate: Yo ho ho! Woman: You wish. | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
1439 | The ship’s wenches called it inappropriate touching, but it’s just the way I am, how my people show affection. | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
1440 | Congratulations ma’am You have just been discovered | 1.2703 | 0.05422 | 111 | 88 | 16 | 7 |
1441 | Yes, planking is a real thing. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1442 | I buried me treasure of TP and N95s on this here beach last year, but first, what are the current quarantine protocols for this fair land? | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
1443 | Oh, I thought the sign said ‘PrivatEER Beach.’ | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
1444 | Forgot the parrot... | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1445 | Would you like to be my first treasure here? | 1.2698 | 0.05091 | 126 | 100 | 18 | 8 |
1446 | I’m trying to track down my X. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
1447 | I may be out of my depth here... | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
1448 | I just needed one beach day. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
1449 | Kin I bother ye fer one wee call? To me mum? | 1.2696 | 0.04674 | 115 | 87 | 25 | 3 |
1450 | I Captain Kidd you not madam. | 1.2696 | 0.04674 | 115 | 87 | 25 | 3 |
1451 | I blame global warming | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
1452 | Ahoy wench and might I plunder your booty? | 1.2695 | 0.04488 | 141 | 109 | 26 | 6 |
1453 | I was hoping for Daryl Hannah. | 1.2695 | 0.04599 | 141 | 110 | 24 | 7 |
1454 | It's not a secret mariner's signal ma'am, it's just pirate arthritis. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
1455 | This isnt exactly what I had in mind when I asked you to pack my bathing costume. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1456 | Ahoy, I've been trying to reach you about your ship's extended warranty | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1457 | Morgan here, was I too soon for a mojito? | 1.2690 | 0.04295 | 145 | 111 | 29 | 5 |
1458 | First of all the cruise ship brochure left out some details with the “pirate experience”. | 1.2690 | 0.04065 | 145 | 109 | 33 | 3 |
1459 | Can I trouble you for some 1000 SPF, for sensitive skin cracked beyond recognition? | 1.2689 | 0.04575 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
1460 | Beggin' your pardon Miss, but would ye have a bandage? | 1.2689 | 0.04877 | 119 | 92 | 22 | 5 |
1461 | I'm sorry, you're in my spot. There should be an "X" under your chair. | 1.2689 | 0.04575 | 119 | 90 | 26 | 3 |
1462 | Don't agree to be a cabin-boy in a Johnny Depp movie. | 1.2689 | 0.05021 | 119 | 93 | 20 | 6 |
1463 | Actually…bad decisions make for a great story | 1.2689 | 0.04728 | 119 | 91 | 24 | 4 |
1464 | But first, my Johnny Depp impression. | 1.2687 | 0.04757 | 134 | 105 | 22 | 7 |
1465 | Excuse me, could you possibly call an Uber for me? | 1.2687 | 0.04873 | 134 | 106 | 20 | 8 |
1466 | One question. Is this where I catch the ferry to Penzance? | 1.2685 | 0.05675 | 108 | 87 | 13 | 8 |
1467 | I've been trying to reach you about your extended waRRRRantyyy | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1468 | One... is the loneliest number. | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
1469 | I know what you're thinking, and no, I am not Johnny Depp. | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1470 | Give me one good reason why I always have to walk the plank | 1.2683 | 0.04482 | 123 | 93 | 27 | 3 |
1471 | I may have overdone it on the booze cruise. | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1472 | It’s possible I’m overdressed. | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1473 | It’s CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow | 1.2681 | 0.04429 | 138 | 106 | 27 | 5 |
1474 | Are they still requiring masks in restaurants? | 1.2681 | 0.04773 | 138 | 109 | 21 | 8 |
1475 | Know anywhere I could wash up? | 1.2680 | 0.05956 | 97 | 78 | 12 | 7 |
1476 | They said I was all washed up | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1477 | Hey there | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1478 | Pirate Rule #1: Don't fire your flintlock below deck. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1479 | Rum! | 1.2677 | 0.04534 | 127 | 97 | 26 | 4 |
1480 | What stage of scurvy causes finger elongation? | 1.2677 | 0.05178 | 127 | 102 | 16 | 9 |
1481 | So after dispatching 15 men and one bottle of rum, I decided to get out of the business. | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1482 | Perchance have you seen my parrot? | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1483 | I've been eyeing you. | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1484 | Could I borrow your towel? I left mine in Davey Jones’ Locker. | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1485 | Pardon me, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2673 | 0.05610 | 101 | 80 | 15 | 6 |
1486 | I'll have you know, I've waded the seven seas. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1487 | I shall call you girl friday | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1488 | Is this Bermuda? | 1.2672 | 0.04475 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
1489 | Aye … need to borrow some sunscreen. | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1490 | Sash, belt buckle, why yes I am a pirate. | 1.2672 | 0.04445 | 131 | 100 | 27 | 4 |
1491 | Nice to meet you Susan. I'm Edward Thatch, but my mateys call me Blackbeard. | 1.2672 | 0.04702 | 131 | 102 | 23 | 6 |
1492 | Avast, ye landlubber: Do you have a cell phone I could borrow? | 1.2671 | 0.04485 | 146 | 114 | 25 | 7 |
1493 | I have poor depth perception. | 1.2667 | 0.04954 | 135 | 108 | 18 | 9 |
1494 | Thank goodness that Broadway is opening up again, you need to go back to work! | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
1495 | There's an exception - pirate captains don't have to go down with their ships." | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
1496 | The app said you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
1497 | Excuse me - do you know where I can get some booty? | 1.2667 | 0.04486 | 135 | 104 | 26 | 5 |
1498 | Perhaps you should drive next time | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 135 | 107 | 20 | 8 |
1499 | One question, is this the underworld or the overworld? | 1.2662 | 0.04852 | 139 | 111 | 19 | 9 |
1500 | If you were a pirate, what shoulder would you wear your parrot? | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1501 | I hate to bother ye, but yer sittin' on top me doubloons. | 1.2661 | 0.05006 | 124 | 98 | 19 | 7 |
1502 | Am I late for the Bucs game? | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1503 | Polly want a cracker? | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
1504 | I went AWOL because I was not going to be called Patches anymore. | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
1505 | Hate to ask but I need to get at my doubloons | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
1506 | Excuse me. Do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1507 | That ship was filthy. Where can I wash up? | 1.2657 | 0.04205 | 143 | 109 | 30 | 4 |
1508 | I had one too many bottles of rum. | 1.2656 | 0.05020 | 128 | 102 | 18 | 8 |
1509 | Quick question, did you happen to see a metal box sticking up anywhere? Just some keepsakes from the guys on the ship we borrowed. | 1.2655 | 0.05624 | 113 | 92 | 12 | 9 |
1510 | I can't say I'd recommend Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean Cruise. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1511 | By any chance, have you seen two Musketeers go by? | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
1512 | Begging your pardon, but I left something where you're reclining. | 1.2652 | 0.04416 | 132 | 101 | 27 | 4 |
1513 | Excuse me, I think that's my seat. | 1.2652 | 0.04912 | 132 | 105 | 19 | 8 |
1514 | Excuse me, have you seen a conspicuously anachronistic seafaring vessel pass by here? | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
1515 | Sorry, Fabio wasn't available. | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1516 | Then he said, "I'm the captain now." | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1517 | I say, perchance have you spied a rather large chest floating by? | 1.2650 | 0.04605 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
1518 | Pull my finger! | 1.2650 | 0.05206 | 117 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1519 | Excuse me, lady, but I think you are my X to my beach | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1520 | Why not send a bottle, you ask? It’s because I was sick of being left on ‘read’ so many times. | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1521 | Uber? | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1522 | Have you recently seen a ship flying a black flag? | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1523 | I'm not Ahab. | 1.2647 | 0.05732 | 102 | 82 | 13 | 7 |
1524 | Thats not how you wear a facemask | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
1525 | You find one contact lens? | 1.2645 | 0.05084 | 121 | 96 | 18 | 7 |
1526 | We prefer the term "influencer" | 1.2645 | 0.05084 | 121 | 96 | 18 | 7 |
1527 | Sorry I am late, flights were banned. | 1.2645 | 0.04947 | 121 | 95 | 20 | 6 |
1528 | Please don't say I told you so. | 1.2643 | 0.04373 | 140 | 108 | 27 | 5 |
1529 | Excuse me ma'am, but my mates sent me here on a booty call | 1.2643 | 0.04821 | 140 | 112 | 19 | 8 |
1530 | Have you seen my chest? | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
1531 | Excuse me. Might you know where the nearest Apple store is? My phone’s gotten drenched. | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
1532 | One last time and if I walk out as Jack Sparrow then you become Elizabeth Swan in a big hurry. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1533 | You seem to have suffered a sea-change. | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
1534 | I shivered me timbers | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
1535 | And you thought this costume would stop me from swimming. | 1.2640 | 0.05098 | 125 | 100 | 17 | 8 |
1536 | Pardon me, ma'am. Have you seen an 'X' hereabouts? | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1537 | Pardon me, M'lady. Do you know the way to Treasure Island | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1538 | Excuse me - have you seen a loquacious parrot about? | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1539 | Careful, I believe the tide is coming in | 1.2640 | 0.04272 | 125 | 96 | 26 | 3 |
1540 | There is a difference between “Ex” and “X”…. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
1541 | I prefer scallywag to miscreant. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
1542 | Actually, that is not how your novel ends. | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
1543 | My Jolly Roger just got a lot jollier, if you catch my drift. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1544 | I know what you're thinking . . . "another goddam pirate hitting on me." | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
1545 | Yes. It was dark grey and had one large mast. | 1.2632 | 0.05837 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
1546 | Pardon me madam but do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2632 | 0.04879 | 133 | 106 | 19 | 8 |
1547 | Stop me if you've read this one before. | 1.2632 | 0.04827 | 152 | 124 | 16 | 12 |
1548 | And don't forget the deposit on Davy Jones' locker is refundable. | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1549 | Your crew pull a mutiny too? | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
1550 | Don't schuss me! | 1.2628 | 0.04889 | 137 | 110 | 18 | 9 |
1551 | Ouch! Parrot bite. | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
1552 | One! Just one! I swear! | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1553 | Honey, I forgot to mention my side hustle. | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1554 | Yaaaargh, that pirate island Trip Advisor recommended wasn't what I thought it was. | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1555 | Are you the party who ordered the fish and chips?? | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
1556 | You get ONE, "I told you so," Lois. Then we never discuss the $99 complete pirate starter set from Costco ever again. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1557 | Excuse me, would you happen to know if there is an isolated island nearby with caves on it where a guy could store a few things, maybe with a cave entry shaped like a giant skull or something? | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1558 | Always listen to your career counselor! | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
1559 | which way to Mandalay? | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
1560 | You wouldn't happen to have found a message in a bottle containing my passwords, would you? | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
1561 | You're doing it all wrong. Let me explain. | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
1562 | Excuse me. May I ask if you've seen a parrot fly by here in the last few minutes? | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
1563 | Where is Wilson? | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
1564 | Avast ye landlubber I be here to apply ye sunscreen. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
1565 | Before I begin, let me say this: even well-run ships can sink and, also, pirates have feelings that can be hurt by unkind words. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
1566 | Mutiny" was a bad choice for a safeword | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1567 | And where might I purchase said 'seasonal pass' | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
1568 | What’s the WiFi password? | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
1569 | AAARRRG. Have you by any chance seen a parrot? | 1.2621 | 0.04696 | 145 | 116 | 20 | 9 |
1570 | The P-word be offensive and harmful — we prefer 'privateer.' | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
1571 | Oooh noooo yet another Johnny Depp impmooersonation! | 1.2619 | 0.04243 | 126 | 98 | 25 | 3 |
1572 | I forgot my mask | 1.2617 | 0.04405 | 149 | 117 | 25 | 7 |
1573 | One more 'Arrr' and we'll mutiny", they said | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
1574 | According to my treasure map, there should be a big 'X' where you're sitting. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
1575 | Did you happen to see my ship? | 1.2615 | 0.04951 | 130 | 104 | 18 | 8 |
1576 | Forgot my keys | 1.2615 | 0.04829 | 130 | 103 | 20 | 7 |
1577 | You look familiar, have we met before? | 1.2615 | 0.04575 | 130 | 101 | 24 | 5 |
1578 | Did I miss 'Talk Like a Pirate Day'? | 1.2615 | 0.04704 | 130 | 102 | 22 | 6 |
1579 | ...a sea as calm as a baby drunk on sweet mother's milk, and then, out of God's cloudless welkin, scuttling me lovely ship and mates, calamity strikes--Elon's devil-spawned Space X of landlubbers. | 1.2615 | 0.04951 | 130 | 104 | 18 | 8 |
1580 | The question isn't am I having an affair with a mermaid, it's what are you doing here at 6 in the morning? | 1.2615 | 0.04307 | 130 | 99 | 28 | 3 |
1581 | Pardon Mam. Was it one if by sea? | 1.2615 | 0.04307 | 130 | 99 | 28 | 3 |
1582 | What I meant when I said 'Yo Ho'... | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1583 | Pardon me, madam, have you any crackers? | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1584 | For the record,he prefers to be called Moby Richard. | 1.2613 | 0.05386 | 111 | 89 | 15 | 7 |
1585 | you think my favorite letter is rrrrrrrrr, but it actually is the sea | 1.2613 | 0.05536 | 111 | 90 | 13 | 8 |
1586 | ...ninety-six, ...ninety-sev... | 1.2609 | 0.04400 | 138 | 107 | 26 | 5 |
1587 | I, dear lady, have come for your booty. | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1588 | Pardon me, do you have any Greybeard Poupon? | 1.2609 | 0.05253 | 115 | 92 | 16 | 7 |
1589 | From 3 miles out and using my telescope, you seemed better looking. | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1590 | I’ve recently been informed that piracy is not a victimless crime. | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1591 | Ok, maybe it's time I started asking for directions. | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1592 | Do you know where I could find some ivermectin for my parrot? Caribbean’s all sold out. | 1.2609 | 0.04636 | 115 | 88 | 24 | 3 |
1593 | I traveled the seven seas" I bet you use that on all the girl | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
1594 | What year is this? | 1.2605 | 0.05128 | 119 | 95 | 17 | 7 |
1595 | One question - who lives in a pineapple under the sea? | 1.2605 | 0.05399 | 119 | 97 | 13 | 9 |
1596 | Say, did a hook wash up near here? | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
1597 | Despite what you thought you heard, I am a Pirate from Penzance, not a Pirate that peed his pants! | 1.2604 | 0.05969 | 96 | 78 | 11 | 7 |
1598 | Do you have a minute to talk about the benefits of bitcoin? | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1599 | Hello, my name is Roger. And, no, I’m not Jolly. | 1.2603 | 0.04565 | 146 | 116 | 22 | 8 |
1600 | You were right, this isn't the best thing to wear to the beach. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1601 | The bilge pumper had one job. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1602 | Do you know a good nearby ophthalmologist? I need to get my eye checked. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1603 | I'm running out of options; miss, are you over a big X? | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
1604 | It's not "aye-aye cap'n! It's just one-eye cap'n! | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
1605 | There was an internet glitch, then my ship fell from the cloud. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
1606 | Do you have a minute to discuss your cargh's warranty? | 1.2598 | 0.04900 | 127 | 101 | 19 | 7 |
1607 | Don't worry! There's no shame in being underdressed. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1608 | I agree. Land ho was a bad choice of words. | 1.2596 | 0.05796 | 104 | 85 | 11 | 8 |
1609 | You should see the other ship’s Captain! | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
1610 | Have you got a towel? | 1.2595 | 0.05035 | 131 | 106 | 16 | 9 |
1611 | Excuse me, I seem to have gotten off at the wrong island. Can you point me to Bermuda? | 1.2595 | 0.04414 | 131 | 101 | 26 | 4 |
1612 | Excuse me but do you happen to have any Grey Poupon | 1.2595 | 0.04414 | 131 | 101 | 26 | 4 |
1613 | Arr ! I just met ye , and This be crazy, but here's me number, so call me, matey! . | 1.2595 | 0.04545 | 131 | 102 | 24 | 5 |
1614 | THAT'S IT, NO MORE POKE'MON GO for ME ... I'M GOING BACK to PLUNDERING !!! | 1.2593 | 0.05158 | 108 | 85 | 18 | 5 |
1615 | Do you know where the nearest Starbucks is? | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
1616 | Can I borrow your phone for just 1 minute? I need to call an Uber. | 1.2593 | 0.05323 | 108 | 86 | 16 | 6 |
1617 | Is this Hoboken? I'm looking for Hoboken or Newark. | 1.2593 | 0.04067 | 135 | 102 | 31 | 2 |
1618 | I know. I know... even though I'm already here, YOU discovered this beach. | 1.2590 | 0.04605 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 7 |
1619 | Are you SURE Johnny Depp's houseboat is out there? | 1.2589 | 0.05190 | 112 | 89 | 17 | 6 |
1620 | So that’s what they do when they find you drunk…early in the morning. | 1.2589 | 0.05636 | 112 | 92 | 11 | 9 |
1621 | Argh Missy, me phone went down wit’ me ship. Here be an Apple Store? | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 94 | 15 | 6 |
1622 | My lady, is that the historical novel I’m in? | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
1623 | Let’s just say mandating the COVID vaccine did not go as I expected. | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
1624 | Penzance? Three thousand miles east. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
1625 | Avast ye m’lady, it’s time to renew your carrr’s warranty. | 1.2586 | 0.05212 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
1626 | I see you have the booty ! | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
1627 | This is absolutely the last time. | 1.2583 | 0.05225 | 120 | 97 | 15 | 8 |
1628 | Captain, aye. But I never kid. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
1629 | You should see the other guy. | 1.2583 | 0.05225 | 120 | 97 | 15 | 8 |
1630 | I walked the plank for your booty." | 1.2583 | 0.04183 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1631 | Did I get that right? You want a large cappuccino with oat milk? | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1632 | Argh, who would have thought? My ex marks the spot | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1633 | I can tell you've not played this before. "Treasure Island" is two words! | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1634 | Before you cry for help, I just want to let you know that all I want to steal is some sunscreen. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1635 | But I ordered a Captain Morgan. | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1636 | Aye. Where do I catch the yaRrrr train? | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1637 | So this is how we determine wind direction by wetting our fing...excuse me, am I boring you? | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1638 | There's one massive hole in the stern but I'll let you have it for half off. | 1.2578 | 0.04606 | 128 | 100 | 23 | 5 |
1639 | You may want to change the water. | 1.2578 | 0.04187 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1640 | Google Maps should consider adding a "boating" mode. | 1.2578 | 0.04738 | 128 | 101 | 21 | 6 |
1641 | Ahoy there, is it 5 o'clock somewhere? | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1642 | As God is my witness, I thought parrots could swim. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1643 | Prithee, fair maiden, is there a fine Inn with a good rum bar here abouts? | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1644 | The period underwater costume party was a lousy idea. What were you thinking? | 1.2576 | 0.05001 | 132 | 107 | 16 | 9 |
1645 | Which way to the Jack Sparrow look alike contest? | 1.2576 | 0.04251 | 132 | 101 | 28 | 3 |
1646 | Hold on to your "I told you so." I now agree the crew can't outrow a hole in the hull. | 1.2576 | 0.04251 | 132 | 101 | 28 | 3 |
1647 | …and one more thing, they weren’t particularly jolly. | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
1648 | Wow Disney’s New Pirates Of Caribbean is so realistic. to | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
1649 | 'Excuse me, do you have a sextant I can borrow?" | 1.2574 | 0.04303 | 136 | 105 | 27 | 4 |
1650 | Did you happen to notice a green parrot walking by? | 1.2571 | 0.04225 | 140 | 108 | 28 | 4 |
1651 | Morgan, please don't disturb me while I am reading the 2.5 thousand pages of the 3.5 trillion bill, checking if there are some transfers for you and me. | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
1652 | The ship’s sunk, and when my boss finds out, so am I. | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
1653 | Is this Margaritaville? | 1.2569 | 0.04267 | 144 | 112 | 27 | 5 |
1654 | I'm sorry, can you take a picture for me? | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1655 | Excuse me, have you seen a really angry parrot around here? | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
1656 | Once you’ve sunk your dinghy, it’s not easy to get it up again. | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
1657 | I'm not really a romanticized 18th-century swashbuckling trope, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
1658 | Would you have a towel and a bottle of rum? | 1.2566 | 0.05301 | 113 | 91 | 15 | 7 |
1659 | Ok so to be clear....to the end of the beach...turn left and then the first right about a quarter mile down ? | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
1660 | T'were the grog makes me firgets the one rule, lassie, don't fall off ye boat | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1661 | You’ve got an extra towel I can borrow? | 1.2566 | 0.05149 | 113 | 90 | 17 | 6 |
1662 | Have you seen a green parrot? | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1663 | Excuse me Miss, can you spare a doubloon? | 1.2564 | 0.03868 | 117 | 90 | 26 | 1 |
1664 | Are you divorced? They said "ex" marks the spot. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
1665 | Give me one date and I'll give you ten reasons Johnny Depp calls me for advice. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
1666 | Excuse me, but can you tell me where to find a dry martini? | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
1667 | ...and then they made me walk the plank... | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1668 | EAST HAMPTON? | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1669 | 'Have you seen a parrot flitting about? | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1670 | Just wondering, any news on covid? | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1671 | Ahoy, me beauty! Might I ask you to move 15 paces back and 55 paces to your right? | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1672 | Have you seen a giant "X"? | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1673 | Your name wouldn’t happen to be X would it? | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1674 | I told you those guys were dead serious about cultural appropriation! | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1675 | Ma'am, you are sitting right on top of my treasure chest. | 1.2560 | 0.04939 | 125 | 100 | 18 | 7 |
1676 | Just one question -- do you have an Uber account? | 1.2560 | 0.04939 | 125 | 100 | 18 | 7 |
1677 | Ok, one? Yes, it's a real feather. Two: What year is it? | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
1678 | Sorry I'm late-- did the rest of the book club go home already? | 1.2558 | 0.04832 | 129 | 103 | 19 | 7 |
1679 | I thought I’d go with something more elaborate than a wetsuit. | 1.2558 | 0.04440 | 129 | 100 | 25 | 4 |
1680 | Big? White? With a harpoon? | 1.2558 | 0.04440 | 129 | 100 | 25 | 4 |
1681 | May I use your phone? | 1.2558 | 0.04575 | 129 | 101 | 23 | 5 |
1682 | I said, 1 if by land. | 1.2556 | 0.04086 | 133 | 101 | 30 | 2 |
1683 | Turns out pirate boots and paddle boards don't mix. | 1.2556 | 0.04610 | 133 | 105 | 22 | 6 |
1684 | Oh,and just one more thing,Emily... | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1685 | I’d like to talk to you about a great business opportunity with Amway… | 1.2556 | 0.06233 | 90 | 74 | 9 | 7 |
1686 | Martini: shaken, not stirred. | 1.2555 | 0.04399 | 137 | 107 | 25 | 5 |
1687 | I believe your sitting on my X. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1688 | Still furloughed at Disney World. | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
1689 | Omg, argh! | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1690 | Aye, the sea temperature is a-rising m’aam | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1691 | I'm sorry, no, I haven't seen a barrel of Old Jameson. | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
1692 | That's "Caption" not "Captain" | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
1693 | the chart said 'Rocky Point' | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
1694 | Yes, a Starbucks would do fine. I do believe I served with him on the Pequod. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
1695 | Booty? | 1.2547 | 0.04655 | 106 | 81 | 23 | 2 |
1696 | Actually... | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1697 | Pardon me - have you seen a wet parrot, by any chance? | 1.2545 | 0.05393 | 110 | 89 | 14 | 7 |
1698 | Excuse me, madam. What year is it? | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
1699 | And, another thing........ | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
1700 | No, I'm looking for gold, not a gold digger. | 1.2544 | 0.05259 | 114 | 92 | 15 | 7 |
1701 | Have you by chance seen a parrot with a wooden leg? | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
1702 | First, Natalie Wood was not involved. | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
1703 | Hello, I’m Sebastian and I’ll be your swashbuckling guide for chapters 3 through 6. | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
1704 | My entitled crew mutinied when I switched to a cheaper grog. | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
1705 | You must be Kidding | 1.2541 | 0.05148 | 122 | 99 | 15 | 8 |
1706 | Is this an all inclusive resort? | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
1707 | Do you need to see my vaccination card? | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
1708 | Pirates of Penzance IS coming back to Broadway . | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
1709 | One doubloon for a bottle of water? Are you Kidding me, Captain? | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
1710 | I heard you’re looking for lorry drivers? 🇬🇧 | 1.2541 | 0.05278 | 122 | 100 | 13 | 9 |
1711 | Now THAT’S an Indian. I’m sure this time | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
1712 | Madam, could I borrow your cell phone, I seem to have misplaced mine. | 1.2540 | 0.04638 | 126 | 99 | 22 | 5 |
1713 | Those bilge-brained mutineers had me walk the plank not a mile offshore. | 1.2540 | 0.04904 | 126 | 101 | 18 | 7 |
1714 | Just give me one second to get oriented. I’m feeling a bit groggy. | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1715 | This is not what I meant by a Caribbean vacation | 1.2537 | 0.04700 | 134 | 107 | 20 | 7 |
1716 | I hate to disappoint you - but this is Wellfleet, not the Carribean. | 1.2537 | 0.04327 | 134 | 104 | 26 | 4 |
1717 | That’s the last time I re-enact Treasure Island with live cannonballs.” | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 109 | 23 | 6 |
1718 | You looked more like a treasure on Tinder' | 1.2535 | 0.04291 | 142 | 111 | 26 | 5 |
1719 | There once was a pirate named Blank, who was destined to walk the plank. He wouldn't behave so to a watery grave he sank. Now tell me about yourself. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1720 | Ahoy! I'm here to pick up some booty. | 1.2525 | 0.04836 | 99 | 76 | 21 | 2 |
1721 | Forsooth, m'lady! Where the hell am I? | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
1722 | Susan, I think you misunderstood my profession. I'm a pirate not Susan's bitch. | 1.2525 | 0.05979 | 99 | 82 | 9 | 8 |
1723 | I need someplace to stick this finger. | 1.2525 | 0.05804 | 99 | 81 | 11 | 7 |
1724 | Pardon me while I discover this land. | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
1725 | Might you have a sextant I can borrow—or a smartphone with GPS? | 1.2524 | 0.04723 | 103 | 79 | 22 | 2 |
1726 | Pardon me, did a parrot fly by recently ? | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
1727 | Be warned! Listen to your crew when they tell you you’ve been sleep walking the plank. Arrrr. | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
1728 | No, not my wife. My mate. I'm looking for my first mate." | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
1729 | If you’re you expecting Johnny Depp I wouldn’t hold your breath … | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
1730 | One Captain Morgan, neat? | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1731 | Got any rum? | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1732 | Did you see a parrot? | 1.2523 | 0.04618 | 107 | 82 | 23 | 2 |
1733 | Is this the way to Margaritaville? | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1734 | No, it’s actually ‘one if by sea and two if by land’. Now, can you point me in the direction of Boston. | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1735 | Now, this will just take a second... | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1736 | What did my parrot say to you? | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
1737 | Is it safe to be around people yet or are we still ocean distancing? | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
1738 | I need a Miracle... | 1.2523 | 0.05500 | 111 | 91 | 12 | 8 |
1739 | Tiktok told me i need more drip so | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1740 | Have you seen my parrot? | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
1741 | Excuse me. Can you tell me what century this is? | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
1742 | You're late by a couple of centuries. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
1743 | Ahoy me Lady. Would those be the white cliffs of Dover? | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
1744 | To arr is human. | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1745 | Who's the dude that asked for 2,500 more votes? | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1746 | Looking for a great beach read? I've just published a work of historical fiction with elements of magical realism. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1747 | What year is it mate? | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1748 | Excuse me, high tide is when? | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1749 | Do you happen to have a cell phone so I can call my insurance company? I just had a wreck. | 1.2520 | 0.04410 | 123 | 95 | 25 | 3 |
1750 | Pardon, m'lady, I believe the word you're searching for is 'anachronism'. | 1.2520 | 0.04559 | 123 | 96 | 23 | 4 |
1751 | Aarr lass! Me thinks your booty be sitten' on my booty. | 1.2520 | 0.04842 | 123 | 98 | 19 | 6 |
1752 | I’ll go and look for your sunglasses one last time | 1.2520 | 0.04978 | 123 | 99 | 17 | 7 |
1753 | No, no, not the Davey Jones who played with The Monkees. | 1.2520 | 0.04178 | 127 | 97 | 28 | 2 |
1754 | Excuse me, do you have an empty bottle I could borrow?" | 1.2519 | 0.04513 | 131 | 103 | 23 | 5 |
1755 | Have you seen a man-child, yay tall, thinks he can fly? | 1.2519 | 0.04766 | 131 | 105 | 19 | 7 |
1756 | Is this the pirate-dress optional beach? | 1.2519 | 0.04381 | 131 | 102 | 25 | 4 |
1757 | I operate an offshore radio station. | 1.2519 | 0.04426 | 135 | 106 | 24 | 5 |
1758 | Can I plunder your towel? | 1.2519 | 0.04299 | 135 | 105 | 26 | 4 |
1759 | Help!…… I’ve been lost for four hundred years.” | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1760 | Well, my luv, what kept you? | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1761 | Hi. Come here often? | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
1762 | Have you seen a young boy, answers to the name of Jim Hawkins? | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1763 | I think I'm going to like this century. | 1.2500 | 0.04669 | 124 | 98 | 21 | 5 |
1764 | Take it from old sea salt - SPF 50. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
1765 | O K , I lost an eye now are you still going to insist on a wooden leg and the hooked hand? | 1.2500 | 0.05152 | 112 | 90 | 16 | 6 |
1766 | Excuse me...I believe you are sitting on my buried treasure." | 1.2500 | 0.04835 | 128 | 103 | 18 | 7 |
1767 | Would it be ok if I just pillaged until I get my breath back… | 1.2500 | 0.04352 | 132 | 103 | 25 | 4 |
1768 | I believe you are sitting on something of mine | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1769 | Can I borrow your phone? | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
1770 | Do you happen to know a laundromat around here? | 1.2500 | 0.05177 | 116 | 94 | 15 | 7 |
1771 | You're right. No hook. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1772 | So then the bartender says to the rabbi, “No, he’s my DOG.” Get it? | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
1773 | Captain Morgan sent me. | 1.2500 | 0.05601 | 108 | 89 | 11 | 8 |
1774 | Do you know where the costume party is? | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1775 | Would you happen to have anything to drink? | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1776 | Aye! Yon sun be tanning yer hide if ye dain use me Pirate Brand sunscreen. | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
1777 | ARE THE BUCS STILL #1? | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1778 | My ex was also a pirate | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1779 | It was a tough swim but I am here to plunder | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
1780 | ´I only found one pair of Ray-Bans’ | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1781 | Excuse me! You’re sitting on my treasure! | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1782 | But in my defense, I’ve got no hook, both my feet, two eyes, no parrot and you’ve got this entire beach all to yourself. What say we give it a shot. | 1.2500 | 0.04669 | 124 | 98 | 21 | 5 |
1783 | Well,the cruise ship promised us a 'genuine pirate experience,' but I wasn't expecting to have to walk the plank. | 1.2500 | 0.04684 | 104 | 80 | 22 | 2 |
1784 | I would prefer talking with you aye to aye. | 1.2500 | 0.04835 | 128 | 103 | 18 | 7 |
1785 | In truth, pirates never actually told people to 'walk the plank'. We preferred swords. The author of this historical high seas romance novella has not done their due diligence. | 1.2500 | 0.04467 | 120 | 93 | 24 | 3 |
1786 | Sorry to bother you, but I seem to have misplaced my parrot. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1787 | You wouldn’t happen to have a piece of 8 for a phone call? | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
1788 | Please get to the chapter where after I'm made to walk the plank and survive, I find the treasure. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
1789 | Would ye spare a minute to talk about Poseidon our saviour? | 1.2500 | 0.05320 | 116 | 95 | 13 | 8 |
1790 | Could I borrow your towel | 1.2500 | 0.04835 | 128 | 103 | 18 | 7 |
1791 | behold, I return to you in many iterations | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1792 | Wasn't there a Pier One store here? | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1793 | Could I borrow your cell phone? I used up my minutes in the 18th Century. | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1794 | I didn't tell the mateys that I am a swimmer. | 1.2500 | 0.04706 | 128 | 102 | 20 | 6 |
1795 | I do believe that you are sitting on top of my retirement trove. | 1.2500 | 0.04483 | 132 | 104 | 23 | 5 |
1796 | Excuse me, Miss, is this... eh... the New Yorker cartoon? | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1797 | Before you scream, let me say that I have a wooden leg and no depth perception. | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
1798 | No, not Treasure Island, Madame, I'm from Penzance. | 1.2500 | 0.05757 | 104 | 86 | 10 | 8 |
1799 | Pardon me Ma'am, I'm Captain Sparrow looking for a lad named Johnny who owes me a royalty check | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
1800 | I forget, is it one if by land or sea? | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
1801 | I did my own research on shipbuilding. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
1802 | Did someone order a Rum and Coke | 1.2500 | 0.05056 | 120 | 97 | 16 | 7 |
1803 | The wi-fi didn't reach that far, alas! | 1.2482 | 0.04519 | 141 | 113 | 21 | 7 |
1804 | Where is Mr. Roarke? I'm not sure whose fantasy this is anymore. | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
1805 | Rum for one more? | 1.2482 | 0.04244 | 137 | 107 | 26 | 4 |
1806 | Arrr you going to block my sun for long? | 1.2481 | 0.04189 | 133 | 102 | 27 | 3 |
1807 | You wouldn’t believe me if I told you. | 1.2481 | 0.04407 | 129 | 101 | 24 | 4 |
1808 | I thought I knew what floats a boat. | 1.2481 | 0.05047 | 129 | 106 | 14 | 9 |
1809 | Have you seen a large green parrot fly by? | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1810 | Does anybody know what time it is? | 1.2480 | 0.04906 | 125 | 101 | 17 | 7 |
1811 | Let me tell you about the last Chapter! | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1812 | She's my favorite author too! Especially her early work. Totally seminal! | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1813 | A doubloon for your thoughts | 1.2479 | 0.04277 | 121 | 93 | 26 | 2 |
1814 | I’ve never been great at parallel parking. | 1.2479 | 0.05018 | 121 | 98 | 16 | 7 |
1815 | The bathrooms are behind the dunes. | 1.2479 | 0.04736 | 121 | 96 | 20 | 5 |
1816 | If there ever were a time to use ‘Pull my finger’ as a caption, it would be now. | 1.2479 | 0.04736 | 121 | 96 | 20 | 5 |
1817 | Aaaargh! Glad ye took the pandemic seriously! I haven’t seen a complexion that pasty since I set me eye on the ghost of Davy Jones’ Locker! | 1.2479 | 0.05018 | 121 | 98 | 16 | 7 |
1818 | Excuse me, I'm lost. I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. | 1.2479 | 0.05416 | 117 | 97 | 11 | 9 |
1819 | Ahoy there, Missy. I don's suppose ye've got a map." | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1820 | Well, in my defense, it was a wild Halloween party. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1821 | You haven’t seen a parrot have you? Likes crackers, answers to Polly. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1822 | You didn't happen to notice a large X on your stroll down the beach, did you? | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
1823 | I'm looking for petrol | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
1824 | Not very jolly, Roger” | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
1825 | Ahoy! Wouldst thou know if this be the Bermuda Triangle? | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
1826 | Do you have a beer in that bag? | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
1827 | They made me walk the cruise ship's water slide. | 1.2477 | 0.05554 | 109 | 90 | 11 | 8 |
1828 | Do I have consent to plunder your booty? | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1829 | Excuse me, I’m captain Morgan is the bar left or right? | 1.2477 | 0.04354 | 109 | 83 | 25 | 1 |
1830 | YES, MADAM, ONE LEG! CAN YOU TELL ME THE DIRECTION IN WHICH HE HOBBLED? | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1831 | Have you by any chance seen my Parrotfish? | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1832 | Excuse me Ma’am…would you know if Depp got the part? | 1.2477 | 0.04544 | 109 | 84 | 23 | 2 |
1833 | Yes Karen, I had to walk the plank. Get over it! | 1.2477 | 0.04544 | 109 | 84 | 23 | 2 |
1834 | So, this is how I die. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1835 | Might you have an extra towel? | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1836 | Have you seen a giant foam finger that says “#1 swashbuckler”? | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1837 | I only have one question. "Why are you dress so skimpy. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1838 | Has Madam seen a wet parrot? | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1839 | Good Day, My Lady! I am wondering from which direction the wind is blowing! | 1.2476 | 0.05544 | 105 | 86 | 12 | 7 |
1840 | Have ye heard of Treasure Island? I just got voted off of it. | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1841 | Excuse me, has this continent been conquered yet? | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
1842 | My apologies. I must have clicked on the wrong Breakout Room. | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
1843 | Nearest cash machine, lady? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1844 | I blame the GPS.” | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1845 | Excuse me, did you happen to see a sailing ship around here? | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1846 | Um, I left that chair there to save the parking space for my boat. | 1.2462 | 0.04768 | 130 | 105 | 18 | 7 |
1847 | Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? | 1.2462 | 0.04768 | 130 | 105 | 18 | 7 |
1848 | I'm looking for the Halloween party? | 1.2462 | 0.04891 | 130 | 106 | 16 | 8 |
1849 | I'm sorry, I think I got lost on the way to the Senate... | 1.2462 | 0.04768 | 130 | 105 | 18 | 7 |
1850 | I know there be many fishes in the sea, but I'm just so tired of having sex with fishes. | 1.2462 | 0.04768 | 130 | 105 | 18 | 7 |
1851 | It was a trial separation…you moved on without me | 1.2460 | 0.03684 | 126 | 106 | 16 | 4 |
1852 | Excuse me, I think you're sitting on my spot. | 1.2459 | 0.04981 | 122 | 99 | 16 | 7 |
1853 | Pardon me, but might I trouble you for a spot of rum…and Coke? | 1.2459 | 0.04843 | 122 | 98 | 18 | 6 |
1854 | Have I come ashore in the wrong century? | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
1855 | Excuse me Miss, Have you seen my map? | 1.2459 | 0.04981 | 122 | 99 | 16 | 7 |
1856 | Any rum in that bag? | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1857 | I am Captain Morgan and I am embarrassed to report that I fell off my own party boat. | 1.2458 | 0.05097 | 118 | 96 | 15 | 7 |
1858 | I know this is going to sound crazy | 1.2458 | 0.04158 | 118 | 90 | 27 | 1 |
1859 | That's cold, 'tisn't jus' me timbers that are shiverin' | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
1860 | Argh… can ye lass tell me where I can rent a pirate ship? | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
1861 | Is this Tampa Bay? | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
1862 | Excuse me, may I borrow your arrrr-phone? | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
1863 | I just popped over to say you should smile more | 1.2458 | 0.04953 | 118 | 95 | 17 | 6 |
1864 | parrrrrrrrrdon me matey, would you have any grey poupon? | 1.2458 | 0.05238 | 118 | 97 | 13 | 8 |
1865 | Turns out 'mutiny' isn't just something you do to a speaker. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1866 | If you like piña coladas... | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1867 | Have you seen a message in a bottle, postmarked last week? I seem to have missed the mail again. | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1868 | Arg do ye have a moment to discuss yer car's extended warranty? | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1869 | Hey Baby. Wanna fuck? | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1870 | You weren't supposed to sit on the X | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1871 | Did you call a mating service? | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1872 | What arrrr you reading? It's tough to see with only one ayyyy. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1873 | You're sitting on my booty. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1874 | Forgive me but you ordered one piece of eight | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1875 | Have you seen a man named Smee? | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
1876 | Oh, you'd know it if you saw it. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
1877 | I was a white, middle-aged male and they decided it was time for a change. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
1878 | Came here for peace of mind, unfortunately network is available. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1879 | I can save you 20 percent on your energy bill—and up to 40 percent on your cable bill. | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
1880 | Looks like ‘planking’ means something else when you’re in international waters. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1881 | You should | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
1882 | Pardon me, Have you seen my x? | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
1883 | My men have been at sea for many years. May I invite you to come on board? | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
1884 | Before you ask,I’m not him. | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
1885 | I need to dig right where you're sitting. | 1.2450 | 0.04404 | 151 | 122 | 21 | 8 |
1886 | Excuse me but I couldn't help but notice what you were reading. | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
1887 | Is that a big, handsome man with a troubled past--or just my Kindle? (alternate = troubled backstory) | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1888 | Chris Christie, you've changed! | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
1889 | I’m sorry. So how is this easier than dressing up as a cable repair man? | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
1890 | excuse me, any idea where the 1680's are? | 1.2447 | 0.04707 | 94 | 72 | 21 | 1 |
1891 | Per chance hast ye seen a noisy green bird? | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
1892 | That's the last time I complain about a shipping fee. | 1.2446 | 0.04313 | 139 | 110 | 24 | 5 |
1893 | You haven't seen a ship passing here, have you? | 1.2446 | 0.04313 | 139 | 110 | 24 | 5 |
1894 | I hope there's an X where you're sitting or I swam to the wrong beach. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
1895 | I'm really tired of this roll playing. My name is Stanley, not Captain Morgan... | 1.2444 | 0.04394 | 135 | 107 | 23 | 5 |
1896 | I think you’re in my seat. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
1897 | I’m sick and tired of romantic role-playing. | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
1898 | I was supposed to go down with the ship, but I saw you on the beach and wondered if you might be free tonight. | 1.2443 | 0.04735 | 131 | 106 | 18 | 7 |
1899 | I’d like to buy a towel, Vanna | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
1900 | Just checking to see which way the wind is blowing. | 1.2441 | 0.04289 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1901 | I’m with Pirates of the Caribbean. Can I have just one minute of your time? | 1.2439 | 0.04944 | 123 | 100 | 16 | 7 |
1902 | Say, could you call me an Uber? | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
1903 | I‘d like to join your professional network on LinkedIn. | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1904 | Do you know where my trailer is? The Director is VERY serious about getting my lines right. | 1.2439 | 0.04217 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1905 | Excuse me, is this the Gold Coast? | 1.2439 | 0.04944 | 123 | 100 | 16 | 7 |
1906 | Read any good books lately? | 1.2437 | 0.04769 | 119 | 95 | 19 | 5 |
1907 | You should be wearing sunscreen, young lady. | 1.2437 | 0.05059 | 119 | 97 | 15 | 7 |
1908 | Arghh, my 'ex' marks the spot! | 1.2437 | 0.05059 | 119 | 97 | 15 | 7 |
1909 | I'm just not sure the roleplay needs this much backstory. | 1.2435 | 0.05326 | 115 | 95 | 12 | 8 |
1910 | Bermuda what? | 1.2435 | 0.05031 | 115 | 93 | 16 | 6 |
1911 | Say...You wouldn't happen to know how to fix a boat? | 1.2435 | 0.04553 | 115 | 90 | 22 | 3 |
1912 | I heard you didn't actually read Treasure Island. | 1.2435 | 0.05180 | 115 | 94 | 14 | 7 |
1913 | Remember, when caught in a rip current, swim with it, not against it. | 1.2435 | 0.04877 | 115 | 92 | 18 | 5 |
1914 | I locked my keys inside | 1.2435 | 0.05031 | 115 | 93 | 16 | 6 |
1915 | Pardon me, Lass. Have you seen my booty? | 1.2435 | 0.04383 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
1916 | Ahoy. Did ye spy a locker key with 'Davy Jones' on the tag? | 1.2432 | 0.05462 | 111 | 92 | 11 | 8 |
1917 | Which way to Aaargh-lando? | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1918 | Excuse me. Did you see a man with a black beard pass by here? | 1.2432 | 0.04473 | 111 | 86 | 23 | 2 |
1919 | You wouldn't happen to see an old ship with a strange looking flag on it, have you? | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
1920 | Excuse me, perhaps you've seen my ship . . . it's shaped like a wooden shoe, crewed by Wynken, Blynken and Nod . . . I somehow drifted off and fell overboard! | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1921 | If I'd known the bottle of rum was in your thermos ... | 1.2432 | 0.05310 | 111 | 91 | 13 | 7 |
1922 | I’ve been trying to reach you about your arrr’s extended warranty. | 1.2432 | 0.04560 | 148 | 121 | 18 | 9 |
1923 | Arrr you sure that CBD sunscreen was a good idea ? | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1924 | Say, do you have any Gray Poupon? | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1925 | did you miss me | 1.2430 | 0.05285 | 107 | 87 | 14 | 6 |
1926 | Don't worry-yours is not the booty I'm after. | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1927 | Global Warning | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1928 | I've lost my map but maybe found my treasure? | 1.2430 | 0.05285 | 107 | 87 | 14 | 6 |
1929 | 'What now Giles?' | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1930 | Contrary to the cover of your novel, being a lusty Pirate isn't all it's cracked up to be. | 1.2429 | 0.04519 | 140 | 113 | 20 | 7 |
1931 | Does this make me look fat? | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
1932 | Excuse me, but can you direct me to the 17th century? | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
1933 | Pardon me miss, you wouldn't perhaps have seen fifteen men lying about here some where? | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
1934 | Ugh, be a pirate, they said. It is fun, they said. Hide your treasures buried on little islands, they said. But nobody said anything about rising sea levels and climate change. Anyways. Do you have diving glasses per coincidence? | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
1935 | Could I use your phone to call Triple Aaarrrr? | 1.2424 | 0.04318 | 132 | 104 | 24 | 4 |
1936 | Actually, it's a very peaceful place to live. It's only when the treasure hunters find you that they turn your house upside down. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1937 | As I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted........ | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1938 | Unfortunately, the boat left an hour ago | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
1939 | Are we anywhere near Disney World? | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
1940 | I’ve already got a hook line | 1.2422 | 0.04259 | 128 | 100 | 25 | 3 |
1941 | Pardon me, Mam. Do you know where I can get a COVID vaccination? | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
1942 | So glad my dad made me take swimming lessons. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
1943 | You were right, naming my boat 'Titanic' may have not been the best idea. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1944 | Ahoy me lassie, where be the MTV Beach Party at? | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
1945 | You’re sitting on my buried treasure. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
1946 | You weren’t bluffing about a hooligan’s holiday | 1.2421 | 0.05741 | 95 | 78 | 11 | 6 |
1947 | if you see a flambe at an Indian restaurant that means something has gone wrong | 1.2419 | 0.04633 | 124 | 99 | 20 | 5 |
1948 | I’ve just got one more outfit for you to see, then I’m sunk. | 1.2419 | 0.04490 | 124 | 98 | 22 | 4 |
1949 | I will answer ONE question… just one! | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
1950 | If I were you, I’d wake up and go pee. This is your only sign. | 1.2418 | 0.05918 | 91 | 75 | 10 | 6 |
1951 | Sorry, Madam. Your blanket is right over my X. | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1952 | Shiver me timbers – might ye have a spare beach book? | 1.2417 | 0.04099 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 3 |
1953 | #1, Don't call me Kidd #2,It's eye Captain and #3 get outta me phook'n chair | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1954 | Has A White Whale Come By? | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1955 | M’lady, I’m a survivor and fully vaccinated… What about you? | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1956 | Evidently, I can't float your boat. | 1.2414 | 0.04839 | 116 | 93 | 18 | 5 |
1957 | Ahoy there lass, but is this Narragansett Beach? | 1.2414 | 0.04519 | 116 | 91 | 22 | 3 |
1958 | Excuse me, which way to the port?” “Which port?” “Any port. Or whiskey, I’m not fussy. | 1.2414 | 0.04839 | 116 | 93 | 18 | 5 |
1959 | Might ye have change for a doubloon? I’d like to dent a cabana | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
1960 | OK, OK, I promise to stop illegally downloading movies. | 1.2414 | 0.04839 | 116 | 93 | 18 | 5 |
1961 | Can you take a quick picture for my Instagram? | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
1962 | Long John Bonefinger at your service, madam. What century is it” | 1.2411 | 0.04376 | 141 | 113 | 22 | 6 |
1963 | You're too old for plank-walking, Rodney. | 1.2411 | 0.04253 | 112 | 86 | 25 | 1 |
1964 | How long ago did your ship sink? | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1965 | You must be Chris Christie. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1966 | I see the blue skies. Can you please direct me to the White Cliffs of Dover?? | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1967 | It was at that point I told the navigator I didn't want to hear another word about the Bermuda Triangle | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1968 | I wasn’t the one who drilled the hole in the pirate ship! | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1969 | "Call me a landlubber will they? Make me walk the plank will they? Well you know what, I am a landlubber! And by golly I'm proud!" | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1970 | Do you mind skipping to a chapter where I'm dressed comfortably. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1971 | Don't be alarmed, lass, I'm only interested in the booty beneath the sand. | 1.2411 | 0.05267 | 112 | 92 | 13 | 7 |
1972 | One lump or two, Madam? | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1973 | Might I borrow some sunscreen? I believe I’ve been in the water for over 90 minutes. | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1974 | Is that way up? | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
1975 | I was thrown off when I abolished naptime. | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
1976 | i think i’m gonna have to buy a new ship | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
1977 | Um, excuse me - super quick question: did you happen to notice two large bearded men - red striped shirts, bandanas, eye patches - hauling a rather unwieldy domed wooden chest with Gothic-y looking hobnailed iron straps in the last oh, say 1-2 hours? | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1978 | Lucky wench! I see I'm not the only one marooned on this island! | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1979 | I say, would you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2404 | 0.05550 | 104 | 86 | 11 | 7 |
1980 | If ever you have occasion to walk the plank, I highly recommend discarding the doublet and woolen breeches. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1981 | Also, did you tell Mom I won't make it for Thanksgiving? | 1.2403 | 0.04230 | 129 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
1982 | Mind if I ask ye directions, Amelia Earhart? | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1983 | Might I beg a wee Pina Colada from ye, kind lady? | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
1984 | Wait a minute. What year is this? | 1.2400 | 0.04873 | 125 | 102 | 16 | 7 |
1985 | I repeat, even soaking wet that costume is not going to get you a prize. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1986 | Pardon me, but some pirates have pirated my pirate ship. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1987 | Impressive, it's the longest anyone held the breath, Captain Kidd"' | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1988 | « Your Uber diver is here » | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1989 | Excuse me, m'am...Have you seen a group of angry sailors or perhaps a parrot? | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1990 | Do ye know how far it be to Pittsburg? | 1.2396 | 0.05686 | 96 | 79 | 11 | 6 |
1991 | Is it still 1691? | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1992 | I recommend waiting at least one hour after eating before going in. | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
1993 | That be no way t' hold a vigil fer a 'usband lost at sea. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1994 | No, mam. Johnny Depp's on the second boat, with my parrot. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1995 | Just one more thing, if anyone asks, I went to Dave's place. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1996 | Yo Ho, have you seen my bottle of rum? | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
1997 | Is this Epstein's Island? I'm interested in some philanthropic investments. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1998 | Do these pants make me look fat? | 1.2393 | 0.04953 | 117 | 95 | 16 | 6 |
1999 | Did your GPS also tell you to turn right at the cliff? | 1.2391 | 0.04056 | 138 | 108 | 27 | 3 |
2000 | May I borrow some sunscreen? | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
2001 | Can you point me to the direction of Disneyland's Pirates of the Caribbean? | 1.2391 | 0.04056 | 138 | 108 | 27 | 3 |
2002 | If you do see him, he responds to Peter Pan. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2003 | Me heart is just not in it anymore | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2004 | Where argh we? | 1.2389 | 0.04221 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 2 |
2005 | Which way to the Hamptons? | 1.2389 | 0.04404 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
2006 | Hi, my name is Black Bart the Skullcrusher of the Canaries, and I’m an alcoholic. | 1.2389 | 0.05225 | 113 | 93 | 13 | 7 |
2007 | One more time okay, then I get to play the lady, like you promised! | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
2008 | Have you seen 15 men or a dead man's chest? | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
2009 | A reminder to turn “find my friends” off | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2010 | Excuse me, Ma'am. Have you seen my parrot? She answers to "Bones." | 1.2388 | 0.04517 | 134 | 108 | 20 | 6 |
2011 | Arrr,Madame! Have ye by any chance noticed any booty around these parts? | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2012 | It turns out I misread the 'X' | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2013 | Is this beach taken?" "The beach is.....however....the country can use new ideas. | 1.2385 | 0.05358 | 109 | 90 | 12 | 7 |
2014 | wet willy? | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2015 | Well, it would have been a very romantic proposal if your literary tastes hadn't changed! And if I hadn't sunk the boat. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2016 | Just 1 more thing, ma'am.... | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
2017 | Do you have any dessert in that basket? Pie rates number 1. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
2018 | ...and then I did that Captain Morgan thing where I stood on one leg. Then we hit a wave and sploosh, there I went. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2019 | I think I'm finally ready to change. | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
2020 | You're right, it wasn't as fun as I thought. They're pretty mean out there. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
2021 | Okay, so "yo ho" is unacceptable. How do you prefer to be greeted? | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2022 | I know what you've been reading about me, so I want to tell my side of the story. | 1.2385 | 0.04736 | 130 | 106 | 17 | 7 |
2023 | Hey lady, this is a private beach. | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
2024 | Why yes, they are argyle. | 1.2385 | 0.04736 | 130 | 106 | 17 | 7 |
2025 | And another thing your lawyer forgot.. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2026 | I spy with my little eye... | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2027 | Ahoy, Madam. Can ye lend me a metal detector? | 1.2381 | 0.04704 | 126 | 102 | 18 | 6 |
2028 | Before you say anything, let me explain about what happened to the treasure chest. | 1.2381 | 0.04567 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
2029 | Was there by any chance a large X in that spot? | 1.2381 | 0.05332 | 105 | 86 | 13 | 6 |
2030 | You were right about one thing, Velma. All those swimming lessons, and not all those fancy fencing classes, were much more useful to me. | 1.2381 | 0.05332 | 105 | 86 | 13 | 6 |
2031 | Okay...first, no...I'm not Johnny Depp... | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2032 | I don’t think your sun-protection is adequate. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2033 | Be careful what you ask for..... | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2034 | They're really cracking down on pirating streaming video. | 1.2378 | 0.04321 | 143 | 115 | 22 | 6 |
2035 | This has nothing to do with Egypt, Carol. All I'm saying is that YOU get treasure anytime someone in your downline sells a parrot. | 1.2378 | 0.04087 | 143 | 118 | 19 | 6 |
2036 | Would you be so kind as to move yourself and your belongings? I need to dig right there. | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
2037 | I'm here to share important news about your vehicle's extended warranty | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
2038 | Did you happen to see a bunch of mutinous sailors? | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2039 | #1: pirates don’t have more fun. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2040 | Your pardon m'lady. Might you have seen a locker key lying about on the beach? | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2041 | Did you bring the martinis? | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2042 | First Point of Order: Don't invoke the Kraken with rum-soaked songs of parody. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2043 | Yeah, no. | 1.2376 | 0.05477 | 101 | 83 | 12 | 6 |
2044 | Make America great again | 1.2376 | 0.05477 | 101 | 83 | 12 | 6 |
2045 | Excuse me. Which side of the pond am I on? | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2046 | Ahoy. Do you know which way the Pirate School is? I seem to have been separated from my group. | 1.2373 | 0.05061 | 118 | 97 | 14 | 7 |
2047 | excuse me Madam, I am looking for my mates. Is this Penzance? | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
2048 | Pardon me,do you know where the nearest vegan restaurant is? | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
2049 | It was a flashy yellow gold hoop, and there was just one. | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
2050 | I was told I’d be able to find some booty at this beach? | 1.2373 | 0.04286 | 118 | 92 | 24 | 2 |
2051 | I’m done with the open-water stage, can you point me to the start of the cycling leg? | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
2052 | I thought it was one if by sea? | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2053 | I went down with the ship - no law or lore says I have to stay down with her. | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
2054 | I be sorry t' bother but 'ave ye seen me ship? | 1.2368 | 0.04874 | 114 | 92 | 17 | 5 |
2055 | Even though you were here first, I am going to take credit for discovering this place. | 1.2368 | 0.04545 | 114 | 90 | 21 | 3 |
2056 | I change my mind, I hate the sea, and I would like you to drive me home now. | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
2057 | A six-letter word for ‘seafaring robber’? | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
2058 | Could you call me an uber? | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
2059 | Excuse me, but can you please tell me how Treasure Island ends? | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
2060 | As I lingered in the chambers of the sea, human voices woke me -- to warn you of the dangers of the sun. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
2061 | Aye; ye are an eyeful. | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
2062 | As a result of the mutiny, if you want our last Rum cocktail, I suggest you order it now. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
2063 | Can you tell me how to get to Mar-A-Lago | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
2064 | Do you know where the nearest bar is?! | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
2065 | Excuse me, could you spare a piece eight? | 1.2362 | 0.04251 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
2066 | In my defense, "plunder your booty" means something totally different in my line of work. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2067 | Yes, technically your Uber is here. | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2068 | Miss, I was informed this would be a nude beach. | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
2069 | Pird | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
2070 | Long Time No Sea | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
2071 | Pardon me, but might you have some rum? | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
2072 | Is there a laundromat in town that accepts doubloons? | 1.2358 | 0.04556 | 106 | 83 | 21 | 2 |
2073 | Pardon me,madam,but you’re sitting on my gold. | 1.2358 | 0.05454 | 106 | 88 | 11 | 7 |
2074 | Your hat is ridiculous. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
2075 | You may wear Kate Spade, but Robert Louis Stevenson will soon be back in style. | 1.2358 | 0.04630 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
2076 | No, I’m not, madam, but Keith was never a real pirate, anyway. | 1.2353 | 0.04074 | 136 | 109 | 23 | 4 |
2077 | Ahoy there! Do you happen to know if parrots can swim? | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 119 | 95 | 20 | 4 |
2078 | Before I ask where I am, what in Hell are you wearing you wanton woman??? | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2079 | Then I begin to show that landlubber from OSHA our plank is strong enough to support any man. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
2080 | Excuse me, which way is Disney World ? | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
2081 | Please! You're blocking my sun. | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
2082 | would you happen to have any grey poupon" | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2083 | Do you know where the nearest gin joint is? | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2084 | Beach please. | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 119 | 95 | 20 | 4 |
2085 | I used to say “Aye, aye, Captain” - now I just use one “aye”. | 1.2353 | 0.04418 | 119 | 94 | 22 | 3 |
2086 | Please, no more changes in platitudes. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2087 | Arrgh! This is the best "Talk Like A Pirate Day" I ever had! | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
2088 | Surfs up. | 1.2353 | 0.04083 | 119 | 92 | 26 | 1 |
2089 | Excuse me! Your island got in my ship's way | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
2090 | Have you spied a cutlass? It was left up to the hilt in a freebooting Spaniard. | 1.2348 | 0.05142 | 115 | 95 | 13 | 7 |
2091 | So -- that's One ring if by sea? | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
2092 | This is not a raid, but you may be sitting on a fortune! | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
2093 | Tides coming in...move up!! | 1.2348 | 0.04158 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
2094 | Booty calls ain’t what they used to be. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2095 | May I borrow your messenger pigeon? | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2096 | First, the other ship just came out of nowhere. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2097 | Fish and Chips beachside delivery Maam? | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2098 | I’m looking for a chest and booty, aye.” | 1.2344 | 0.04769 | 128 | 105 | 16 | 7 |
2099 | Madame, I believe you are sitting in my spot. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2100 | Shiver me timbers lassie, me crew is in mutiny as we run out of Grey Poupon , have ye any to spare to save this blaggard from getting cleaved to his brisket ?" | 1.2344 | 0.04638 | 128 | 104 | 18 | 6 |
2101 | Pardon me, madame, but do you happen to have a cell phone I might borrow? Mine is unexpectedly and unfortunately out of commission. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 4 |
2102 | I promised you I would return and here I am | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
2103 | Did you even consider calling 911? | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
2104 | Hey, do you happen to know what year we are in? | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
2105 | Did you see a wet parrot fly by? | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
2106 | Was that your floaty out there? | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
2107 | So I said, "What are you going to do about it, me hearties, make me walk the plank?" | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2108 | No, I lept off the page and walked out of the sea, but I was not sent from heaven. | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
2109 | The scoundrels, stripped you and left you to bake on this deserted beach. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2110 | Your booty or your life. | 1.2340 | 0.04644 | 94 | 73 | 20 | 1 |
2111 | I enjoyed the new Elin Hilderbrand, too! | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
2112 | Wrong island,no treasure here.try next one over | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2113 | Do you happen to have a bottle of rum in your bag and any chance your chair is covering up a rather large X? | 1.2336 | 0.05407 | 107 | 89 | 11 | 7 |
2114 | Have you got any sun screen? | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2115 | What did Peter Pan do to you this time? | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
2116 | It's been awhile... | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
2117 | Please let resort security know that I hereby apologize for my "surrender your booty" joke. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2118 | On the other hand, maybe you were right about a possible mutiny. | 1.2333 | 0.04386 | 120 | 95 | 22 | 3 |
2119 | Would you like to extend your car warranty? | 1.2333 | 0.04841 | 120 | 98 | 16 | 6 |
2120 | Queery, have you seen or heard one mostly green parrot? | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
2121 | Funny. That’s exactly where me treasure map shows an X. | 1.2333 | 0.04386 | 120 | 95 | 22 | 3 |
2122 | Excuse me, but are you the woman who was here three years ago and who I asked not to watch while I dug a hole 25 paces due north? | 1.2333 | 0.04984 | 120 | 99 | 14 | 7 |
2123 | Only one more order of fish 'n chips left. | 1.2333 | 0.04841 | 120 | 98 | 16 | 6 |
2124 | - so are you here with anyone because if not, I could sea us together. | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
2125 | Do you drive? | 1.2330 | 0.04186 | 103 | 78 | 24 | 0 |
2126 | One Surf and hold the Turf? | 1.2330 | 0.05723 | 103 | 87 | 8 | 8 |
2127 | I didn't think it would be my ex. | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2128 | Ye haven't seen a damned ship of infernal souls recently? | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
2129 | One more thing: This land is not yours! | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2130 | Yo ho ho and a bottle of pumpkin spiced latte. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
2131 | Just remember, after Jack Hawkins returned with that Teasure, his life became a bore like everyone elses | 1.2328 | 0.05101 | 116 | 96 | 13 | 7 |
2132 | Excuse me ma'am which way is Mar-a-Lago? I'm attending a convention there with a trump or a frump. | 1.2328 | 0.05101 | 116 | 96 | 13 | 7 |
2133 | Don't tell anyone. They'll never believe you. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
2134 | Excuse me, this is my "x" spot | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
2135 | Take me to your former leader. I understand he likes real pirates. | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
2136 | Don’t be alarmed ma’am, I am pre-op Captain Hook | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2137 | I didn't realize that it was only a one way ticket to Adventureland. | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2138 | Walk the plank,they said. It’ll be fun, they said. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2139 | Yar never gonna believe this... | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2140 | Turns out Polly couldn't swim. | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
2141 | I know I just bought the boat, but it isn't my fault | 1.2323 | 0.05529 | 99 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
2142 | This be the Caribbean? | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
2143 | And another thing; a vote for Biden is a vote for sanity. | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
2144 | For the second time, no, I am not a mermaid. | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
2145 | Here, to help with your poetry, I am Beck Pentameter! | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
2146 | Planking" isn't what you think it is | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
2147 | Your bottled message said you'd be arriving one day later. | 1.2321 | 0.05227 | 112 | 93 | 12 | 7 |
2148 | You were right. The resort activity director said "boozy cruise" not "booty cruise" | 1.2321 | 0.04570 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
2149 | This better not be the treasure I sailed 600 miles for … | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
2150 | One thing is certain, this Bermuda Triangle thing is never boring. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
2151 | Honey, you'll never guess what I found while diving. | 1.2319 | 0.04151 | 138 | 110 | 24 | 4 |
2152 | Please do not call me Ishmael. My name is Davy and I’m looking for the key to my locker. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2153 | One word… One syllable… Sounds like “kelp”! | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2154 | Please don't tell me that this continent bears your name. | 1.2316 | 0.05689 | 95 | 79 | 10 | 6 |
2155 | excuse me but where am i | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
2156 | What, no yo ho ho and a bottle of rum? | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
2157 | Just a second--am I looking for Davy Jones locker, or Johnny Depp's career? | 1.2315 | 0.05520 | 108 | 90 | 9 | 8 |
2158 | One question: Do you consider your booty, booty? | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
2159 | Excuse me, but you may be sitting on my booty. | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
2160 | No, I like a regular bathing suit better. | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
2161 | Excuse me . I’m looking for a parrot , some rum and a witticism . | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
2162 | Hello. I have discovered this land. You are now under my rule. | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
2163 | Pardon me, have you seen my vaccination card? My crew won't let me back on board without it. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2164 | I beg your pardon, Miss. What is that you're reading? | 1.2313 | 0.04845 | 134 | 112 | 13 | 9 |
2165 | Shiver me timbers, I believe it's a scantily clad harbor seal." | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
2166 | And with just one minute remaining before the judging of the costume contest...tragedy came calling in the shape of a monstrous iceberg! | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2167 | Parley? | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
2168 | Can you call me a cab? | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
2169 | America has already been discovered. What took you so long? | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2170 | Yes, my name is Roger but I'm not vert jolly right now. | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
2171 | Excuse me, is this island taken? | 1.2308 | 0.05863 | 91 | 76 | 9 | 6 |
2172 | You try swimming 974 miles with only one useable eye and see how long it takes you! | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2173 | My theory is we will always come from two different worlds, Maude. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2174 | John. You are taking this role playing too far. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2175 | One if by land. Ooops! | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
2176 | Have you by chance gotten my message in a bottle? | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
2177 | Captain Powell said it was going to be transitory | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
2178 | Can you please direct me to the men's restroom? | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2179 | I told you to wait on the ship! | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2180 | Football team aside, I think you’re gonna be pretty disappointed with Tampa. | 1.2308 | 0.04371 | 104 | 81 | 22 | 1 |
2181 | One more wet kiss before I sail. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2182 | Ok, but here’s why it was reasonable for me to assume that the ghostly amulet we stumbled upon wasn’t cursed. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2183 | Ma’am, I think you’re sitting on an X. | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2184 | You wouldn't happen to have seen an eye floating around, would you? | 1.2302 | 0.04802 | 126 | 104 | 15 | 7 |
2185 | excuser moi; I take it this is not the 16th century? | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
2186 | Heard you ran out of pirate booty! | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2187 | I need the turn-by-turn directions to 1776, please. | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2188 | You’ve ignored all of my messages in a bottle, so I just came to tell you you’re fat and ugly and I’m not interested anyway. | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
2189 | Did I have to walk the plank after just one measly chapter? | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2190 | I only took one wrong turn. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2191 | "Finding my first mermaid has always been my number 1 priority. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2192 | So, it’s not a deserted island! I told them they didn’t know what they were doing? | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2193 | One yo ho bottle of rum to go, please. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2194 | Oh hey Carol, sorry I never called… This is awkward but you’re actually marking the spot. | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 92 | 14 | 6 |
2195 | No booty for you here. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2196 | I thought the pirate I ordered was a cocktail. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2197 | You got a map ma'am | 1.2300 | 0.05660 | 100 | 84 | 9 | 7 |
2198 | There is just one thing. | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
2199 | Actually, it’s pronounced “URRGH” | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2200 | Did you happen to see a parrot fly by here? | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2201 | A pirate in Penzance. | 1.2296 | 0.04454 | 135 | 110 | 19 | 6 |
2202 | Arrrgh, I think you be sittin on the booty! | 1.2296 | 0.03926 | 135 | 106 | 27 | 2 |
2203 | The water shrunk my mask. | 1.2296 | 0.04328 | 135 | 109 | 21 | 5 |
2204 | Have you seen an X anywhere nearby? | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
2205 | Is this also part of that good ol' seaside charm the tour guide was talking about? | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
2206 | Would you possibly have some rum? | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
2207 | One question...is this Hollywood? | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
2208 | Just to clarify, 'Get bent, matey' means no pillaging or plundering? | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
2209 | I thought I paid more for to avoid this Disney crap. | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
2210 | Take me to your Dryer. | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
2211 | Yarr, do ye have a summer beach read to spare? | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
2212 | Sorry to bother you, ma'am, but have you seen my ship? | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
2213 | ‘Can I borrow your towel?’ | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
2214 | This beach read really delivers! | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
2215 | Arrgh — tell me, landlubber, if this be the treasured Island of Long." | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2216 | Did you happen to see a parrot? | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2217 | I thought you said "One if by sea." | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2218 | Have you seen a parrot answering to the name of Polly? | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2219 | Ahoy, Why do pirates often have an eyepatch, a hook or wooden leg? They can afford healthcare | 1.2292 | 0.05826 | 96 | 81 | 8 | 7 |
2220 | Pardon me, madam. Is that the galleon schedule you're reading? | 1.2290 | 0.04793 | 131 | 109 | 14 | 8 |
2221 | Did you happen to see a parrot fly ashore? | 1.2290 | 0.04411 | 131 | 106 | 20 | 5 |
2222 | Excuse me madam, but have you seen my parrot? | 1.2290 | 0.04136 | 131 | 104 | 24 | 3 |
2223 | I once was lost, but now am found | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2224 | Ahoy, have ye seen me booty? | 1.2288 | 0.04725 | 118 | 96 | 17 | 5 |
2225 | One point I’d like to iterate before returning to sea: Madam are you aware that you’re not wearing enough sunscreen? | 1.2288 | 0.04876 | 118 | 97 | 15 | 6 |
2226 | Did you ask for Captain Morgan? | 1.2288 | 0.04240 | 118 | 93 | 23 | 2 |
2227 | No towel service at Davey Jones's locker-room, one star. | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
2228 | Hold on a minute, let me tell you what really happened. | 1.2288 | 0.05022 | 118 | 98 | 13 | 7 |
2229 | Could you please direct me to the nearest time machine? | 1.2288 | 0.04408 | 118 | 94 | 21 | 3 |
2230 | Is this India? | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2231 | Uh....Century? | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2232 | Can I borrow your phone? I need to check Waze,I think I | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2233 | 2021? You mean I've been swimming for 300 years? | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2234 | Never load your cannon with boomerangs! | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2235 | Haven't seen a parrot lately, have you? | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2236 | So aaaaaaarrrrrrreeeee ya gonna let me borrow your phone or not? | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2237 | There will be a slight delay on your table for one. | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2238 | Don't get up I've got this covered | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2239 | Pittsburgh will rise again! | 1.2283 | 0.04635 | 127 | 104 | 17 | 6 |
2240 | Madam,please,continue to suspend your disbelief. | 1.2283 | 0.04663 | 92 | 72 | 19 | 1 |
2241 | By the way, it would be great if you didn’t mention this to leadership on Monday. | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
2242 | Excuse me, madam: are you the author of the bottle notes I keep receiving about my ship's warranty? | 1.2283 | 0.05804 | 92 | 77 | 9 | 6 |
2243 | I say would you happen to have some grey coupon? | 1.2281 | 0.04990 | 114 | 94 | 14 | 6 |
2244 | There be swells here. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
2245 | I’ll leave my card if any treasure should wash ashore. | 1.2281 | 0.04990 | 114 | 94 | 14 | 6 |
2246 | I’m a little new at this, where do I start plundering? | 1.2281 | 0.04323 | 114 | 90 | 22 | 2 |
2247 | I now understand that every body is a beach body, and I’m sorry. | 1.2281 | 0.04139 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
2248 | I get it Cheryl, you’re an illusionist not a magician. | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
2249 | May I use your Pad to find a good Mutiny lawyer? | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
2250 | For a good tan and warmer water may I suggest the Isla de Pinos near Cuba. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2251 | yes, warm enough to dive for treasure | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
2252 | I thought my dream man would come on white horse. | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
2253 | Excuse me. My map indicates you are sitting on my X. | 1.2276 | 0.04291 | 123 | 98 | 22 | 3 |
2254 | Would you perhaps have seen a three masted ship rigged with cannons somewhere about here? | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2255 | Have you seen a ship around these parts? | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
2256 | Pardon me Miss, Did you happen to see a pirate ship pass by? | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2257 | Excuse me, have you seen a giant "X"? | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
2258 | I wouldn't go in there if I were you. | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
2259 | Are you waiting for me?" | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2260 | Madam, I have a splinter in my finger. | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
2261 | Excuse me, is this India? | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
2262 | Which way is East Hampton? | 1.2273 | 0.05111 | 110 | 91 | 13 | 6 |
2263 | I am a political refugee from Skull Island and seek asylum | 1.2273 | 0.05111 | 110 | 91 | 13 | 6 |
2264 | Excuse me Ms, could I borrow your phone? | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
2265 | I don’t suppose ye ‘ave rum in that bag o’ yers? | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
2266 | No hook, no peg leg, no honey. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
2267 | You don't want to know where this finger has been.... | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
2268 | I am sorry ma’am. But due to the global shut shutdown of the ports , I was sent to inform you it will be another month’s wait for your shipment. | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
2269 | Believe me, you shouldn't use your Kindle when the tide's coming in. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
2270 | You haven't, by any chance, seen a parrot flapping about? | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2271 | I'd like a word, just one word. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2272 | Ahoy there,Kathy! | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2273 | Kind Lassie, I’d give ye my index finger fer a bottle of rum. | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
2274 | You build a sand castle; I'll loot it. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2275 | Short plank. | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
2276 | You wouldn't happen have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
2277 | Could you direct me to the Barbary Coast?" | 1.2261 | 0.04108 | 115 | 90 | 24 | 1 |
2278 | Excuse moi(hic) but did you happen to shee my ship, it's called the cutty sark(hic) | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
2279 | Is COVID over? | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
2280 | Um...re-enactment question. Don't believe Captain Morgan had to walk the plank. | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
2281 | Have you heard of the Bermuda Love Triangle? | 1.2261 | 0.04793 | 115 | 94 | 16 | 5 |
2282 | Aye yon siren, ye song called me from briny depths. Tis ye lucky day. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2283 | I’m sorry but this is a Pirates-only beach. | 1.2258 | 0.04411 | 124 | 100 | 20 | 4 |
2284 | A cruise ship keel hauled me. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2285 | I’m here for the Captain Morgan Rum commercial tryouts. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2286 | On the bright side, I have been vaccinated. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2287 | Must I remind ye 'twas thee who saith that I should wash up before dinner? | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2288 | I've changed my mind; it wasn't that much fun. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2289 | There used to be a dock here. You don’t know where they put it do you? | 1.2256 | 0.04351 | 133 | 108 | 20 | 5 |
2290 | Tom Brady here! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2291 | Is there a laundromat with a dryer nearby? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2292 | Just give me the map | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2293 | Care to sit on a dead man's chest? | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2294 | Honey, before you say anything, let me explain. It started last Friday night.... | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2295 | Now that’s a real treasure! | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2296 | guess joe cocker never mc'd a wedding | 1.2252 | 0.05228 | 111 | 93 | 11 | 7 |
2297 | First, you define Privacy. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2298 | Sorry, did you order a Rum Runner or the Shipwreck? | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
2299 | Sorry Maam, it'll be another 20 minutes for the pirate's seafood special. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
2300 | I’ll check again but this section of the sea is fresh out of Chilean Sea Bass... | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
2301 | Did you happen to see a water-logged parrot come by recently? | 1.2250 | 0.04802 | 120 | 98 | 14 | 6 |
2302 | Excuse me ma'am do you have a bottle I could borrow? I need to contact my boat insurer. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2303 | What!? They don't give you a towel when you walk the plank." | 1.2247 | 0.04728 | 89 | 70 | 18 | 1 |
2304 | I said. Just one question. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2305 | Do you have the number for Triple Aaar”? | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2306 | Hello ma’am, are you, pray-tell, with border patrol? | 1.2246 | 0.03986 | 138 | 110 | 25 | 3 |
2307 | Look up--He sent me to be your protector! | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2308 | Not even once, cosplay pirate. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2309 | Sorry, was that one seafood surprise or two? | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2310 | I'm going to have to ask you to leave. This is a pirate cove. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2311 | Oh no, I'm not going to the 'boardwalk.' My last memory was having to 'walk the plank.' | 1.2243 | 0.05023 | 107 | 88 | 14 | 5 |
2312 | If this is what happens when they throw you overboard, I’m not so sure I want to go back up to the ship. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2313 | Excuse me, Miss. Have you possibly seen a wooden ship in the area flying the Jolly Roger? | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
2314 | Uhm…May I borrow your phone? It’s local. | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
2315 | Babe, I told you no cos play at the beach. | 1.2241 | 0.04911 | 116 | 96 | 14 | 6 |
2316 | XX marks the spot. | 1.2239 | 0.04054 | 134 | 107 | 24 | 3 |
2317 | It's not what it looks like. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2318 | By any chance have you've seen a boy named Peter Pan, a flying fairy called Tinker Bell or a ticking crocodile?" | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
2319 | If you’re not going to do my laundry, this is the best I can do. | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
2320 | He's brightly colored and usually asks for a cracker.... | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2321 | I take it I'll be plundering your booty | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2322 | OK. You were right! The "January 6 March on the Capitol Commemorative Cruise" was not really a good idea. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2323 | Verdict is this new swimsuit makes me feel nautical enough and has great sun protection, but a lot of drag. 3/10. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2324 | Give me one good reason why we shouldn’t be together. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2325 | Could you kindly spare a doubloon? I’m double parked | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2326 | But Madam, I wasn't being misogynistic. Yo Ho Ho is a non-gender specific salutation! | 1.2233 | 0.04348 | 103 | 81 | 21 | 1 |
2327 | Pardon me maam; did you make a booty call? | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2328 | Excuse me , do you know the time of next tide ? | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2329 | Talk about realistic writing! I'm definitely going to recommend this book to my book club. | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2330 | I now use my peg as a corkscrew | 1.2233 | 0.05332 | 103 | 86 | 11 | 6 |
2331 | If you are taking orders, I'll take a Captain Jack. | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2332 | G really marks the spot. | 1.2233 | 0.04348 | 103 | 81 | 21 | 1 |
2333 | Might I borrow a towel? My timbers are all a-shiver. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2334 | Arrrr you sure it’s a PRIVATE beach? | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2335 | Could you lend me a hand? My booty got all wet. | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
2336 | I promise to be less scallywaggy. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
2337 | Borrow your Bluetooth? No. I AM Bluetooth! | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
2338 | I'm NOT going to say I told you so1 | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
2339 | Excuse me ma'am - why do hetero fantasies always have the man fully clothed in costume? | 1.2232 | 0.05027 | 112 | 93 | 13 | 6 |
2340 | Well, where have you been? | 1.2232 | 0.05027 | 112 | 93 | 13 | 6 |
2341 | I wonder if you’ve seen a parrot? | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
2342 | Excuse me, would you happen to have some Grey Poupon? | 1.2232 | 0.05185 | 112 | 94 | 11 | 7 |
2343 | They didn't like my leadership. Do you have a towel? | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
2344 | Got kicked out of the Nude Beach up the coast. | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2345 | Aye tough mermaid, is this a good dream or... | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2346 | Excuse me, where did you say that I could park? | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2347 | Pardon me,could you direct me to Pirates Cove? | 1.2222 | 0.04348 | 126 | 102 | 20 | 4 |
2348 | FOR I AM A PIRATE KING. AND IT IS , IT IS A GLORIOUS THING TO BE A PIRATE KING! | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2349 | Pardon me, but did a shipwreck come by here? | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2350 | Ahoy fair maiden, might I trouble thee for a bottle of rum? | 1.2222 | 0.05021 | 117 | 98 | 12 | 7 |
2351 | When you've come to the beach for privacy, and instead you get... | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
2352 | Madam, Give me my share of booty, and I’ll be on my way. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
2353 | D'ya know the way to San Jose? | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2354 | Excuse me Ms, but I have seemed to lost my bird | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
2355 | I seem to have misplaced my parrot! | 1.2222 | 0.04046 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2356 | First,tell me how to get to the F train,and then I’ll tell you where we buried the treasure. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2357 | Fancy meeting you here! | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2358 | Aye...forgot something | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2359 | The plank challenge gets worse and worse every single day: | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2360 | Have you seen a parrot fly through here in the last hour or two? | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2361 | This finger was useless in telling me which way the wind was blowing and as an added note, these clothes are crap to swim in. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2362 | Man, the Argh train has been flooded this whole hurricane season! | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2363 | I'm looking for my Ex | 1.2222 | 0.04682 | 90 | 71 | 18 | 1 |
2364 | I've walked all the way from the outer continental shelf to bring you this opportunity. | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2365 | Hard to swim with an eyepatch, honey. | 1.2222 | 0.04046 | 126 | 100 | 24 | 2 |
2366 | Babe, this cosplay has gotten a little over the top." | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2367 | I think I'm on the wrong beach. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2368 | Wow, this book on manifesting really works. | 1.2222 | 0.05478 | 99 | 83 | 10 | 6 |
2369 | The word mutiny gets thrown around a lot these days… | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
2370 | No comment! | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2371 | Yes, if it rains on Halloween, I'm good. | 1.2213 | 0.04730 | 122 | 101 | 15 | 6 |
2372 | Mrs. Muir, I presume? | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2373 | My, My, must have been down under longer than I thought! | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2374 | Eff off, Johnny | 1.2212 | 0.04986 | 113 | 94 | 13 | 6 |
2375 | Do you have a key to Davy Jones’ Locker? | 1.2212 | 0.04486 | 113 | 91 | 19 | 3 |
2376 | At least i’m not a seagull | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
2377 | The parrot got the trillion-dollar coin. | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
2378 | Madam, I hope you're reading Treasure Island. | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
2379 | Captain Jack at your service, but where are the sparrows? | 1.2212 | 0.04825 | 113 | 93 | 15 | 5 |
2380 | Excuse me Madam, but did you notice whether there was a very large "X" under your seat? | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2381 | Not much booty on this beach. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2382 | Could I use your phone? | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2383 | You’re wearing your mask totally wrong. | 1.2212 | 0.05284 | 104 | 87 | 11 | 6 |
2384 | Is google maps down? | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2385 | ‘I lost me first mate… would you fancy being the second?’ | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2386 | I hope this is a Caribbean Island! | 1.2211 | 0.04280 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2387 | Nathan's? | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2388 | Erm, excuse me, but I'm looking for some booty? | 1.2211 | 0.05433 | 95 | 79 | 11 | 5 |
2389 | This not what I had in mind when I asked for role playing. | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2390 | Neat rum has gone out of fashion. Piña colada instead? | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2391 | Sorry I’m late. Ubers were surging. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2392 | Do you have the year? | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2393 | Just my imagination once again. | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2394 | Fair Maiden, I wonder if I might trouble you for a lime or two? | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2395 | Is there room for one more in the Pirates class? | 1.2205 | 0.04862 | 127 | 107 | 12 | 8 |
2396 | Do you happen to have a screwdriver? I just can’t get my ship together. | 1.2205 | 0.04598 | 127 | 105 | 15 | 6 |
2397 | Have you seen Lisa? Apparently the ex marks the spot | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2398 | did doogie howser ever go back & read his diary? | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
2399 | When your dating profile said you liked faraway places, I didn't expect to meet you this far away. | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
2400 | Next time I'll use Waze instead. | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2401 | Rum we have a'plenty Maam. But no mixers. | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2402 | Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Davy Jones? | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
2403 | What? I'm a pirate. This is the caribbean. | 1.2202 | 0.04393 | 109 | 87 | 20 | 2 |
2404 | Do you know a good plumber? | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
2405 | I would say the wind is blowing from the East. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
2406 | Avast, me beauty! Could you direct me to the nearest Sand Bar? I need a bit of rum. | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
2407 | The pirate says: Told you honey, I did not need directions. | 1.2202 | 0.04195 | 109 | 86 | 22 | 1 |
2408 | But why is the rum gone? | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
2409 | Based solely on our manner of dress, one of us lacks situational awareness. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2410 | I’m here for your booty. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2411 | Give me a moment, I'm Columbus. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2412 | Guess what place I finished in the swimming contest. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2413 | Bermuda? | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2414 | Do you happen to know the combination for Davy Jones Locker? | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2415 | Actually, it’s just north of here. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2416 | I don't want to be rude, but you're sitting on my treasure. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2417 | Mam, does Uber come out here? | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2418 | So beyond the first four feet, everything is claimed? | 1.2198 | 0.04636 | 91 | 72 | 18 | 1 |
2419 | If you see my parrot, tell him "Straight ahead!" was not the correct answer. | 1.2198 | 0.06012 | 91 | 78 | 6 | 7 |
2420 | You swiped Right, so I decided to swim over.” | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2421 | Pardon me but I seem to have lost a very insignificant bottle with a very important note | 1.2198 | 0.04636 | 91 | 72 | 18 | 1 |
2422 | Pardon me, but the Captain wants to know, do you have any gray Poupon? | 1.2195 | 0.04248 | 123 | 99 | 21 | 3 |
2423 | 1,475,013 paces, 1,475,014 paces... | 1.2195 | 0.04248 | 123 | 99 | 21 | 3 |
2424 | Why is all the rum gone | 1.2195 | 0.04402 | 123 | 100 | 19 | 4 |
2425 | One question. Did I just swim from a sinking pirate ship to a paradise of beautiful women in questionable attire? | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2426 | I'm looking for 1732 | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 3 |
2427 | Excuse me miss, did you see a ghost ship pass by here a moment ago? | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2428 | Avast ye Ma’am. You wouldn’t happen to have any grey poupon? | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
2429 | The first time I forget the Netflix password and they make me walk the plank. | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
2430 | This is awkward but did you happen to see a hook around here? | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
2431 | My ship got "right-sized" | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
2432 | Trick or Treat. | 1.2190 | 0.05060 | 105 | 87 | 13 | 5 |
2433 | One margarita to go | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
2434 | Have you seen a parrot, answers to Polly? | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2435 | I recommend sunscreen and a Mediterranean diet. | 1.2190 | 0.05060 | 105 | 87 | 13 | 5 |
2436 | Walking the plank isn't as fun as you think. | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
2437 | Excuse me, but have you seen my booty? | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2438 | The plank was a bit longer than they realized. | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
2439 | I'm a movie extra who feel off a boat. Could you call me an Uber? | 1.2190 | 0.05060 | 105 | 87 | 13 | 5 |
2440 | Aye! So you’re the one who sent the bottle afloat? | 1.2190 | 0.04276 | 105 | 83 | 21 | 1 |
2441 | Don't get me started! | 1.2190 | 0.05238 | 105 | 88 | 11 | 6 |
2442 | Rough day. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2443 | Excuse me, could you point me toward the nearest border crossing? | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2444 | I'm shipwrecked. Can you tell me if this is Treasure Island? | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2445 | One rum and coke please. And make it Bacardi if you can. | 1.2188 | 0.04287 | 128 | 104 | 20 | 4 |
2446 | I am the ghost of summers past. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2447 | Excuse me, but you're sitting on top of my treasure. | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2448 | Dost thou have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2188 | 0.05581 | 96 | 81 | 9 | 6 |
2449 | Is this the wrong way to approach a first date? In hindsight maybe, but I do deserve points for originality. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2450 | Wait, you were you referring to Davy Jones the singer? | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2451 | Are you shore this is where the treasure is? | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2452 | I never said I was from Dover, I’m a Pittsburgh Pirate! | 1.2185 | 0.04329 | 119 | 96 | 20 | 3 |
2453 | Excuse me Madame, might you have a Coke for a Captain? | 1.2185 | 0.04329 | 119 | 96 | 20 | 3 |
2454 | Have you seen a galleon go by? | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
2455 | May I borrow the compass on your iPhone? | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2456 | Ahoy wench, I walked the plank and washed ashore because those scurvy buccaneers out there were going to charge me an arm and a leg for just one eye phone... | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
2457 | Do these wrinkles mean I've been in the water too long? | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2458 | Blimey, either I'm in the wrong century or you are. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2459 | Move yer booty! That’s exactly where I buried me booty. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
2460 | Nice booty. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
2461 | Got any change? | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
2462 | You can't be here, this is supposed to remain a deserted island! | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
2463 | Yeah, scurvy’s the least of your problems | 1.2182 | 0.04161 | 110 | 87 | 22 | 1 |
2464 | One last time, what was it you said you wanted for lunch? | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
2465 | Are you Chris Christie? | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
2466 | Ahoy! Do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2180 | 0.04314 | 133 | 109 | 19 | 5 |
2467 | I grant you one wish. | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
2468 | I'm Johnny Depp and, yes, my career is washed up. | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
2469 | Might I ask your vaccine status? | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2470 | I'm not wearing any underwear. | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
2471 | May I use your towel? I left mine in Davy Jones' cabana. | 1.2178 | 0.04361 | 101 | 80 | 20 | 1 |
2472 | stay far away so I can fall in love with your silhouette | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2473 | I had this idea to establish a fast food fish place. | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
2474 | Just checking to see if my costume is waterproof | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2475 | Then I said, I don't care if you pirates don't feel like it, get back to work! | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
2476 | Sorry - it turns out we just drank our last bottle of rum. | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
2477 | Don't be alarmed, I'm double vaccinated. | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
2478 | I thought that I could go to deserted "Pirate's Beach" so I could get away from mansplaining... | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2479 | Is this the way to Provincetown? | 1.2177 | 0.04517 | 124 | 102 | 17 | 5 |
2480 | You wouldn't happen to have a spare galleon, would you? | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2481 | This just in. Me, here to offer you an all-expenses-paid singles cruise! | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2482 | Uh, madame, could you call me an Uber? | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
2483 | Sure me looks like a useless scallywag now, but me hearties sez to me sez they, ‘Put your stolen files in the sea drive.’ | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
2484 | You aren't known as My Girl Friday, are you? | 1.2174 | 0.04907 | 115 | 96 | 13 | 6 |
2485 | Susan got to the beach at 6AM to scope out the best spot. It’s not her fault that’s where the X was. | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2486 | One of the biggest myths about us is that we’re exempt from the pressures of summer-body culture. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2487 | ...and furthermore, I don't have to worry about the sunscreen washing off every time I take a dip. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2488 | By any chance, do you have an extra towel | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2489 | So, if you are reading a swashbuckler, I am your kind of guy. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2490 | Come aboard, milady - we've set sail for foreign booty. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2491 | Private beach?!! But my map clearly labels this a privateer's beach. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2492 | una pregunta por favor | 1.2169 | 0.04863 | 83 | 66 | 16 | 1 |
2493 | You’ll have to wait. I haven’t gotten to your chapter yet.” | 1.2169 | 0.04863 | 83 | 66 | 16 | 1 |
2494 | Smell my finger? | 1.2169 | 0.06192 | 83 | 71 | 6 | 6 |
2495 | Could you recommend a ship mechanic in this neighborhood? | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2496 | I heard you were making a booty video. | 1.2167 | 0.04761 | 120 | 99 | 14 | 6 |
2497 | It's flying a skull and cross bones. | 1.2167 | 0.04761 | 120 | 100 | 14 | 6 |
2498 | Excuse me. Have you happened to see Captain Jack Sparrow or Sweeney Todd or Tonto or... | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
2499 | I knew your catch would be a challenge. Lobster rolls are on their way | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2500 | Sorry to bother you, but can I check for an "X" under your chair? | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2501 | Which way to Bermuda? | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2502 | Did you see a parrot fly over by chance ? | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2503 | Arrr ye sure it's called the clitoris? | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2504 | May I please use your IPhone? | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2505 | I’m not marooned - it’s called shore leave. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2506 | Not bad. No masks, no twelve feet apart, but just a little damp | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2507 | wait a minute I was told the coast was clear | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2508 | Excuse me, but do you know the number for Triple Argh | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2509 | How many fingers am I holding up? | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
2510 | You wished for a pirate lover and I got the short straw. | 1.2162 | 0.05023 | 111 | 93 | 12 | 6 |
2511 | Wait! I can explain. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
2512 | You wouldn't happen to have a big X under your chair, would you? | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
2513 | Pardon me, madam. Might you spot me for a galleon of gas? | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2514 | Could you please move a little to your left -- I think you're on my treasure chest. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2515 | Bet you can't guess which one's the peg leg! | 1.2158 | 0.04303 | 139 | 115 | 18 | 6 |
2516 | Have any feathers washed up nearby? | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
2517 | Turns out the pen is mightier than the sword... | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2518 | Arggh, this foam finger is a flotation device that saved me when I had to walk the plank and I recommended wider adoption. | 1.2157 | 0.05144 | 102 | 85 | 12 | 5 |
2519 | I finally found you, the treasure I have been looking for! | 1.2157 | 0.04323 | 102 | 81 | 20 | 1 |
2520 | I don't suppose ye be the treasured booty I killed my only brother to plunder... | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
2521 | Madam, what times is it? | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
2522 | Do you have a minute? | 1.2157 | 0.05144 | 102 | 85 | 12 | 5 |
2523 | Joan thought she asked Alexa for a beach with privacy. | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
2524 | ‘No, Ma’am, I don’t know Johnny Depp.’ | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
2525 | We need to talk about your car warranty. | 1.2155 | 0.04868 | 116 | 96 | 13 | 6 |
2526 | Went for a short walk, THEN a swim. | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
2527 | Johnny Depp you ain't! | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
2528 | Hey Listen, I'm the one who cuts 'the Inchcape bell.' | 1.2155 | 0.04711 | 116 | 96 | 15 | 5 |
2529 | You were right... it’s not like it is in the movies | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
2530 | Did a guy with a black beard walk by? | 1.2154 | 0.04227 | 130 | 106 | 20 | 4 |
2531 | Who says I'm all washed up??? | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2532 | Welp I couldn't walk back to my ship. I guess you were right- I'm not Pirate Jesus. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2533 | Have you got any rum in that bag there? | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2534 | Damn! These mermaid hallucinations are getting pretty real. | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
2535 | Excuse me. Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Cthulhu | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
2536 | Excuse me miss, do you have two minutes to talk about the environment? | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
2537 | Arrg. Have you seen me Goldbond? | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
2538 | Want some Chablis or Pinot Noir? | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
2539 | Do you have a towel? | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
2540 | Are you my booty? | 1.2149 | 0.04577 | 121 | 100 | 16 | 5 |
2541 | I know it's a bit bit of a cliche but have you seen a parrot? | 1.2149 | 0.04725 | 121 | 101 | 14 | 6 |
2542 | You see, our ship hit an underwater rock during the Halloween party | 1.2143 | 0.04818 | 112 | 93 | 14 | 5 |
2543 | I guess the wind was blowing in the other direction. | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
2544 | Your theory that modern pirates are a myth won't hold water | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2545 | Where is the nearest restroom? | 1.2143 | 0.05141 | 112 | 95 | 10 | 7 |
2546 | Before we dock, do you know what the exchange rate is for doubloons? | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
2547 | Do you happen to know the wi-fi password? | 1.2143 | 0.04288 | 112 | 90 | 20 | 2 |
2548 | This new diving suit doesn't work at all! | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
2549 | "Arrr you using that towel?" | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2550 | It's high time you knew the real me. | 1.2143 | 0.04818 | 112 | 93 | 14 | 5 |
2551 | Where am I? | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2552 | I am sorry I thought you said one Captain Morgan's | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2553 | Which way is Penzance? The Major General sank my ship. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2554 | How about one sunken treasure for beach access? | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
2555 | You were right, hon. This beach is a hidden treasure. | 1.2143 | 0.04982 | 112 | 94 | 12 | 6 |
2556 | What's funny about this is, I'm a pirate. | 1.2143 | 0.05280 | 98 | 82 | 11 | 5 |
2557 | Excuse me, can I borrow that map? | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
2558 | I found the private key, why do you need a Mnemonic phrase? | 1.2143 | 0.05636 | 84 | 70 | 10 | 4 |
2559 | Do you have a minute to talk about out lord and saviour Jesus Christ? | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
2560 | Do NOT go in there. Wooo! | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
2561 | Miss? My crew want me to ask, have you got any booty that needs pillaging? | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2562 | Turns out the coast guard isn't too fond of the Jolly Roger. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2563 | Mutiny? Nay! T'was theft!'Tis true! I'll get it back with the audit, though. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2564 | Pardon me, pretty lady, have ye seen any ships warsh ashore here lately?! | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2565 | Where are my buccaneers? They're under my buccin hat! | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2566 | Could I borrow one cup of rum please? | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2567 | Excuse me, have you seen a big X on the beach? | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2568 | I 'm supposed to dragoon you but I don't know what that means? | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
2569 | Can you spare one minute for a washed-up pirate? | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2570 | Skip the last chapter. I found it quite anti-climactic. | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2571 | Yarrgh me boat broke down, can I use yer conch? | 1.2131 | 0.04831 | 122 | 103 | 12 | 7 |
2572 | I have to get off the iPad now. Johnny Depp is beckoning me! | 1.2131 | 0.04689 | 122 | 102 | 14 | 6 |
2573 | No, I'm not Captain Morgan. You'll have to get your own rum. | 1.2130 | 0.04931 | 108 | 90 | 13 | 5 |
2574 | Ahoy! Dost thou have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2130 | 0.04931 | 108 | 90 | 13 | 5 |
2575 | Would you mind just moving over a foot to your left? | 1.2130 | 0.04171 | 108 | 86 | 21 | 1 |
2576 | 'Scuse me m'am, would you have seen a great big "X" around here? | 1.2130 | 0.04373 | 108 | 87 | 19 | 2 |
2577 | Have you seen this Calumbas or Culombos guy around here? Quite tall, Spanish accent? With a ship? No? | 1.2130 | 0.04373 | 108 | 87 | 19 | 2 |
2578 | Sailing lesson Number One, replace the drain plug. | 1.2130 | 0.04373 | 108 | 87 | 19 | 2 |
2579 | Have you seen Captain Bly? | 1.2130 | 0.04171 | 108 | 86 | 21 | 1 |
2580 | Excuse me, Miss, you're sitting on my treasure. | 1.2130 | 0.04753 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
2581 | May I offer you a right-handed massage in exchange for a hot meal? | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
2582 | I’d like to talk with you about your car’s extended warranty. | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2583 | I seem to have lost my whale. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2584 | Don’t you think you’re taking this role-play thing a little bit too far? | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2585 | Stay calm. | 1.2124 | 0.04941 | 113 | 95 | 12 | 6 |
2586 | Can I please use your phone? | 1.2124 | 0.04941 | 113 | 95 | 12 | 6 |
2587 | I thought you said this one was a pirate island not private island | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
2588 | What's an Uber? | 1.2121 | 0.04567 | 132 | 111 | 14 | 7 |
2589 | I should have just started a ponzi scheme. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2590 | Excuse me. Could you tell me where is the nearest Starbucks? | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2591 | Under the Woke Pirate Code, commit just one micro-aggression and they make you Walk-the-Plank. | 1.2121 | 0.05231 | 99 | 83 | 11 | 5 |
2592 | I'm sorry. Did you say you wanted that neat or on the rocks? | 1.2121 | 0.05231 | 99 | 83 | 11 | 5 |
2593 | I thought so. Is that the new Jonathan Franzen? | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2594 | I walked the plank a hundred years ago and here I am | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2595 | That's the last time I try using GPS. | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2596 | Could ye spare a lemon | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2597 | Excuse me, mam? I think you’re sitting on my X. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2598 | Stop. I know it looks bad. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2599 | Excuse me. I'm supposed to meet a Colonel Sanders here. | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
2600 | Have you seen or heard my parrot? | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2601 | I seem to have lost my pirate ship. May I borrow your cell phone? | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2602 | Why am I salty? Well, first of all... | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2603 | Will you sponsor my immigration visa? They'll be treasure in it for you | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2604 | Pirate wants a cracker | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2605 | Spare me one piece of eight for a bus ticket to Pittsburgh? | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
2606 | This is Malibu, not Jamaica | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2607 | Excuse me but you are sitting on the X. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2608 | Ahoy! Have you got a minute? | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2609 | Let me guess . . . You Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr . . . | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2610 | I seem to have misplaced my booty. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2611 | Do you know any cities around here that might want a MLB franchise that just lost its 100th game? | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2612 | Shipping is free, 1 shilling for returns. | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
2613 | Excuse me, but I believe you're sitting on my X. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2614 | Alexa, find me the nearest dry cleaner | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
2615 | Remember where we parked, honey. | 1.2115 | 0.05234 | 104 | 88 | 10 | 6 |
2616 | Excuse me, sorry but I appear to have just wet myself.. stupid eye patch .. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2617 | Excuse me, ma’am, I was told masks were required. | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
2618 | Excuse me, do you have WiFi? | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2619 | Pardon me, madam, but have you seen 16 men and a dead man’s chest hereabouts? | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2620 | Do you have any mix? | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
2621 | Begging your pardon, Ma'am, being the victim of a "Muttony" would have involved rebellious sheep, I dare say. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2622 | Indeed, parrots that are licensed, supervised and leashed are welcome on the beach during off-season months. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2623 | Where could I find the closest 18 hole golf course? | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2624 | Sorry me scurvy’s made me too pervy, I’ve been drawn to the wrong chest | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2625 | Historical reenactment has really gotten out of hand | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2626 | Robinson’s out, fishing probably. | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2627 | Wait, did you just say "See you later, alligator"? | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
2628 | I,the last surviving soul onboard,swam ashore in hopes that I had finally found the Isle of Treasure. Instead,I found Janet,a marketing executive taking a three-day weekend in a place called Sea Girt, New Jersey. | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
2629 | One more lap. I really think I have a shot at the Halloween triathlon this year. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
2630 | If I had two eyes I too would've been like you | 1.2110 | 0.04137 | 109 | 90 | 17 | 2 |
2631 | Shiver Me Timbers!" "There be Wenches in heaven! | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
2632 | It’s a new Pirate Ed book | 1.2110 | 0.04137 | 109 | 89 | 18 | 2 |
2633 | I told you, the ocean is not a time machine. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2634 | Can you get me a hoagie? | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2635 | Not the "X" I was looking for.... | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2636 | Aargh? Hmm...Come to think about it I don't have a clue. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2637 | You wouldn't look like Orlando Bloom either if you'd been at sea for 300 years! | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2638 | I beg your pardon, where is the official border? | 1.2105 | 0.05374 | 95 | 80 | 10 | 5 |
2639 | Madam, have you seen my ship? | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2640 | Be careful--ferocious undertow here. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2641 | I'm stumped. Do you have any ideas for this week's New Yorker caption contest? | 1.2105 | 0.04574 | 114 | 94 | 16 | 4 |
2642 | Before you ask madam, no I do not know Johnny Depp | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2643 | A Spanish doubloon for ye, if that's rum in the bag. | 1.2101 | 0.04603 | 119 | 99 | 15 | 5 |
2644 | Arg... I think I found the booty | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
2645 | i think that Bermuda triangle got me, my las, what century is this | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2646 | Pardon me, have you seen Johnny Depp? | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2647 | guy will park under a tree to keep his pickup cool but won't believe in global warning? | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2648 | I only need one contact lens | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2649 | Move it, lady, you sittin' on me chest. | 1.2100 | 0.04333 | 100 | 80 | 19 | 1 |
2650 | I think I got the wind direction all wrong | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2651 | No, I'm NOT a "dirty pirate." Can't you see that I've just washed up on shore? | 1.2100 | 0.04333 | 100 | 80 | 19 | 1 |
2652 | First question ... have you had your Booster Shot yet? | 1.2100 | 0.04333 | 100 | 80 | 19 | 1 |
2653 | Arrgh, show me the booty | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2654 | You would'd have access to GPS, would you? | 1.2099 | 0.06013 | 81 | 69 | 7 | 5 |
2655 | Oh no,you have to be a member of the club to use the restrooms. | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
2656 | Alright you get one dig and then "this little pirate thing of mine" as you call it, should never be mentioned again. | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
2657 | Your sitting on my cash. | 1.2097 | 0.04326 | 124 | 102 | 18 | 4 |
2658 | Would you happen to have a cup of sugar I could borrow? | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
2659 | Just one minute in the water and my fingers are pruney. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
2660 | Do you change for a doubloon? | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
2661 | That was not a boat. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
2662 | I still haven't found the black pearl! | 1.2095 | 0.05188 | 105 | 89 | 10 | 6 |
2663 | Sir, you may well be visually impaired, but the sign clearly indicates that this is a PRIVATE beach. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
2664 | Can you spare a doubloon! | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
2665 | Excuse me do you have any SPF 50? | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
2666 | Why did you leave my message on read | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
2667 | Might I bother you for an oarrrr?” | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
2668 | Why did you talk me into doing the Pirate Ship Booze Cruise? | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2669 | Aye, lady. Have you seen a parrot or a man-o-war ship lately? I can't seem to find either one. | 1.2093 | 0.04357 | 129 | 107 | 17 | 5 |
2670 | A toilet near here? | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
2671 | Before you say anything... | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2672 | But my freedoms. | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2673 | Fear not, Madam - 'booty call' has a previous meaning. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2674 | My one mistake was telling them I worked for the IRS. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2675 | One more thing ... your mother expects an apology." | 1.2091 | 0.05182 | 110 | 94 | 9 | 7 |
2676 | Pardon me, m'lady. Might you have any Grey Poupon?" "Of course, Captain. But first I need a favour. Bring me a BLT and large side of fries. | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2677 | Excuse me, I don’t suppose you’ve seen my Buccaneers?” “On your bucken’ head | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2678 | Ms.Livingstone I presume? | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
2679 | Beware! There are ghosts from the past hereabouts! | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2680 | I was frozen solid under the ocean for a long time. Then the ocean warmed up and I melted. Can you direct me to nearest pirate ship? | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
2681 | I'm looking for 1st Mate Starbuck. He said he was going for coffee. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2682 | Sometimes I wash my clothes in Tide and sometimes I wash my clothes out tide… | 1.2088 | 0.05529 | 91 | 77 | 9 | 5 |
2683 | Did you order a Captain Morgan? | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
2684 | Actually it’s pronounced ‘kəˈribēən’ | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2685 | Have you seen a parrot, by chance? | 1.2087 | 0.04001 | 115 | 92 | 22 | 1 |
2686 | You are my kind of a siren. | 1.2087 | 0.04188 | 115 | 93 | 20 | 2 |
2687 | It’s quite a common misconception that RRRR is our favorite letter when in fact, m’lady, it’s C. | 1.2083 | 0.05322 | 96 | 81 | 10 | 5 |
2688 | Could I borrow a bottle? | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2689 | They said, ‘Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me.’ So I did. And I lost everything. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2690 | I'll give you one guess what's under you. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2691 | ARRR! I've been canceled. | 1.2083 | 0.05322 | 96 | 81 | 10 | 5 |
2692 | Wanna fuck? | 1.2083 | 0.05322 | 96 | 81 | 10 | 5 |
2693 | Can I get a hurricane to go please? Make it a double. | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2694 | Might I borrow your cell phone? I need to tell my wife I'll be late. | 1.2083 | 0.04082 | 120 | 97 | 21 | 2 |
2695 | Can you please call 911. I’ve been in a wreck. | 1.2083 | 0.04568 | 120 | 100 | 15 | 5 |
2696 | Are beach tags required here? | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2697 | Excuse me, can I use your cell? My messsage in a bottle doesn't seem to be going through." | 1.2083 | 0.05913 | 72 | 60 | 9 | 3 |
2698 | Young madam, You are sitting on my buried treasure. I grant you one minute to remove from the premises.” J. Kinsey, Toronto ONT Kinseyjody33@gmail.com | 1.2083 | 0.04412 | 120 | 99 | 17 | 4 |
2699 | Pardon, have you seen my parrot? | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2700 | It’s from the west, and dry | 1.2083 | 0.04568 | 120 | 100 | 15 | 5 |
2701 | I told them not to play tic-tac-toe on the map. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2702 | Oil, matey! | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2703 | I'm lost. Can you guide me to the Pirates beach. | 1.2083 | 0.04412 | 120 | 99 | 17 | 4 |
2704 | You were right. The navy still doesn't like pirates. | 1.2080 | 0.03818 | 125 | 100 | 24 | 1 |
2705 | They miscalculated with that walk the plank thing. Didn't realize I was an Olympic swimmer. | 1.2080 | 0.04586 | 125 | 105 | 14 | 6 |
2706 | I think I left something under you chair | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2707 | Air pocket. | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2708 | I forgot the combination. | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
2709 | Do you know a good place to stay? | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2710 | Excuse me, may I borrow your towel? | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2711 | A bad day. I was thrown overboard and had to outswim a shark. Do you have a cigarette I can bum? | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2712 | The X may have faded, but that is still my spot. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2713 | Excuse me, can you tell me how I can get back to Universal Studios? | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2714 | Turns out a ‘Pirate’s Life is NOT for Me.’ I could only get ONE bar. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2715 | What’s Kraken | 1.2077 | 0.04186 | 130 | 107 | 19 | 4 |
2716 | I didn't prepare for the wet weather... | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
2717 | May I borrow your phone? I need to contact the Flex Seal people. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2718 | On second thought, I will borrow your boat. | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
2719 | I know it’s anachronistic, but I’m gonna need to borrow your cell phone. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
2720 | Lady: where are your buccaneers ? Pirate: Under my buckin’ hat !!! | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
2721 | AND ONE MORE THING. Stop criticizing my swimwear. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
2722 | Arg...6 feet? Sounds worse than scurvy | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
2723 | You're better off going right back in, 2021, am I right? | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
2724 | I think I need a double | 1.2075 | 0.05143 | 106 | 90 | 10 | 6 |
2725 | So you put on the virtual reality goggles and expected an exotic beach rendezvous with a famous Buccaneer? | 1.2073 | 0.06193 | 82 | 71 | 5 | 6 |
2726 | this is my 774 time I lose in a new yorker cartoons contest | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
2727 | Is this Davey Jones Beach? | 1.2072 | 0.04071 | 111 | 89 | 21 | 1 |
2728 | Excuse me. This isn't the Caribbean, is it? | 1.2072 | 0.04809 | 111 | 93 | 13 | 5 |
2729 | do you have an iPhone charger? | 1.2072 | 0.04976 | 111 | 94 | 11 | 6 |
2730 | Honestly, a tad on the shivery timber side. | 1.2072 | 0.04976 | 111 | 94 | 11 | 6 |
2731 | Just one question: Does Uber have boats? | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 |