Contest #774


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The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “By any chance, are you sitting on a large X?”
  2. “Did you get my bottle?”
  3. “I’d like to report a mutiny.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-10-03T18:43:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-10-17T18:44:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-10-11T18:43:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued October 18, 2021
Number of captions 5153
Number of responses 793193
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 O, hi Carol. I didn't expect it would be an ex that marked the spot. 1.7824 0.01875 1829 830 567 432
1 To be fair, you don't look like your profile picture either. 1.7410 0.01159 4495 2089 1481 925
2 You're a sight for a sore eye. 1.7363 0.01119 4722 2182 1603 937
3 They said it was a reorganization. Then out came this plank. 1.7346 0.01178 4280 1990 1435 854
4 Excuse me, ma'am, but our booty is buried directly under yours. 1.7213 0.01410 3018 1443 973 602
5 Oh… you said you wanted PRIVACY… 1.7209 0.01344 3364 1622 1059 683
6 You ordered a Captain Morgan with a splash of water? 1.7207 0.01354 3251 1549 1059 642
7 Don’t take this wrong, but I’m looking for some booty. 1.7154 0.01269 3738 1809 1184 745
8 Did you get my bottle? 1.7098 0.01162 4200 1978 1463 759
9 By any chance are you sitting on a large X? 1.7032 0.01255 3700 1789 1220 691
10 I assure you— where I come from yo ho ho is a gender neutral greeting. 1.7006 0.01258 3721 1822 1193 706
11 Something tells me I may have gone overboard. 1.7005 0.01831 1696 812 580 304
12 We've been trying to get in touch with you about your car's extended warranty... 1.6959 0.01882 1792 924 489 379
13 Have you seen a wet parrot? 1.6930 0.01598 2264 1108 743 413
14 My crew found out I was unvaccinated! 1.6911 0.01371 3260 1657 953 650
15 I sink, therefore I swam. 1.6908 0.01563 2474 1248 743 483
16 Private beach? I thought they said pirate beach. 1.6893 0.01216 3750 1803 1309 638
17 I was voted off the island. 1.6876 0.01307 3329 1629 1111 589
18 I could use some arrr and arrr. 1.6873 0.01148 4598 2337 1362 899
19 If you're waiting for your ship to come in, I wouldn't. 1.6871 0.01138 4554 2279 1421 854
20 Last time I drink on a Disney cruise. 1.6788 0.01210 3805 1867 1293 645
21 Could I borrow your Aye Phone? 1.6778 0.01199 4035 2030 1275 730
22 Sure, I'm washed up, but I'm also authentic. 1.6716 0.01464 2552 1254 882 416
23 You were right, honey. A pirate's life is not for me. 1.6716 0.01452 2567 1254 902 411
24 In case you are waiting for your ship to come in, I have bad news for you. 1.6703 0.02334 1010 499 345 166
25 When my crew said ‘large chest on the beach’ I thought…well never mind. 1.6696 0.01359 3196 1652 951 592
26 M'Lady, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. 1.6691 0.01370 3300 1749 894 657
27 Plank challenge. Tougher than I thought. 1.6690 0.01463 2592 1287 875 430
28 Wow, I must've really gotten wrecked last night. 1.6688 0.01391 2847 1411 968 468
29 The whole "Going down with your ship" thing is entirely overrated. 1.6658 0.01369 2834 1384 1013 437
30 Before you say anything, a galleon is harder to park than it looks. 1.6630 0.01357 2938 1456 1016 466
31 Shiver me timbers! My ex marks the spot. Hello, Linda. 1.6618 0.01448 2803 1458 835 510
32 You don't remember swiping right on Shiver Me Tinder? 1.6605 0.01329 3349 1751 984 614
33 As a guy I hate to ask directions, but.... 1.6605 0.01338 3013 1497 1042 474
34 Before you say anything, I’m fully vaccinated. 1.6570 0.01668 2041 1049 643 349
35 Normally,I never ask for directions... 1.6566 0.01513 2388 1203 802 383
36 You were right. The pirate life's not for me. 1.6521 0.01388 2771 1389 957 425
37 Long walk...short plank. Don't ask. 1.6518 0.02555 850 435 276 139
38 I’d like to report a mutiny. 1.6493 0.01764 1691 845 594 252
39 Are you the land ho? 1.6464 0.02306 1168 642 297 229
40 I know how this looks, but I couldn’t take being the children’s entertainer on that cruise ship for one more minute. 1.6320 0.01589 2163 1135 689 339
41 You ordered a mojito with Captain Morgan, right? 1.6292 0.01614 2066 1081 670 315
42 Sorry I’m late. You won’t believe what happened. 1.6266 0.01626 2006 1046 663 297
43 You had me at ahoy. 1.6239 0.01766 1888 1044 510 334
44 We've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty. 1.6198 0.01885 1770 1021 401 348
45 Pardon, but would ye happen to have the FindMyShip app? 1.6186 0.01774 1728 925 537 266
46 Guess my shipmates were serious about the whole ‘vaccinate or vacate’ policy 1.6129 0.01867 1462 765 498 199
47 Turns out cruise ships aren't the only ones requiring proof of vaccination. 1.6127 0.01887 1562 856 456 249
48 Booty means what now? 1.6100 0.01932 1495 828 426 240
49 I've been wading for you. 1.6063 0.02067 1420 820 339 261
50 The mask goes over your mouth not your eye 1.6027 0.02071 1344 760 358 226
51 Would you be a girl from Nantucket? 1.6024 0.02079 1348 767 350 231
52 First rule of pirating. Never volunteer to test the plank 1.6012 0.01987 1314 707 424 183
53 First of all, let me say it was a hell of a bachelor party 1.5981 0.02023 1249 674 405 170
54 I’ve had it with your romantic fantasies. 1.5959 0.02409 938 521 275 142
55 I believe your booty is on top of my booty 1.5946 0.02103 1189 651 369 169
56 Let me start by saying it's a good thing it wasn't my day to pick up the kids. 1.5930 0.02083 1194 651 378 165
57 Never let a parrot navigate. 1.5912 0.02156 1130 622 348 160
58 You ordered a Captain Morgan on the rocks? 1.5898 0.02232 1114 631 309 174
59 We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. 1.5894 0.02321 1118 660 257 201
60 Note to self: Never refer to your crew as 'lazy, good-for-nothing layabouts. 1.5876 0.02181 1084 595 341 148
61 You are a sight for sore eye. 1.5831 0.02317 969 538 297 134
62 I don't suppose you're sitting on an X are you? 1.5822 0.02254 1010 558 316 136
63 First, do not ask about the parrot. Some things are best left unsaid. 1.5820 0.02276 1000 555 308 137
64 It's a new dating app: Shiver Me Tinder. 1.5817 0.02298 985 548 301 136
65 I came as soon as I got your message in a bottle. 1.5796 0.02220 980 529 334 117
66 You ordered a Captain Morgan from the wet bar? 1.5741 0.02409 925 529 261 135
67 Well, as a matter of fact, I am the last man on earth" 1.5727 0.02435 908 521 254 133
68 ‘I swore that I’d go down with the ship. I never promised I’d stay there.’ 1.5719 0.02393 904 510 271 123
69 Do you know any personal mutiny lawyers? 1.5699 0.02453 858 485 257 116
70 He's white, about 5 tons, and answers to Moby. 1.5686 0.02513 846 487 237 122
71 Don't yo-ho-ho me. Where have you been? 1.5645 0.02628 799 470 207 122
72 A half-built plank, no railing, no sign, just sticking out over the ocean, that's negligence, right? 1.5643 0.02476 801 447 256 98
73 You were right, as usual. 1.5629 0.02472 803 449 256 98
74 I'm Roger ... We met on line... 1.5607 0.02514 783 441 245 97
75 I take it the bottle didn’t arrive? 1.5603 0.02516 771 432 246 93
76 No need to say it, Miriam. An inflatable galleon was a bad idea. 1.5589 0.02651 755 440 208 107
77 You could show more interest in this. This is your fantasy after all, not mine. 1.5560 0.02666 750 440 203 107
78 I'm the fellow who got dumped overboard on page 91. 1.5538 0.02563 753 429 231 93
79 You haven't seen a wet parrot by any chance, have you? 1.5526 0.02660 704 403 213 88
80 One Captain Morgan, on the rocks, at your service. 1.5485 0.02872 629 369 175 85
81 Sharks twenty-three, pirates one. 1.5480 0.02740 677 394 195 88
82 Excuse me for perpetuating stereotypes, but before I come closer…Arghhh ye vaccinated? 1.5459 0.02755 654 378 195 81
83 Anything to get away from Johnny Depp. 1.5450 0.02840 666 399 171 96
84 Sorry I'm late Babe, it was another mutiny at work. 1.5440 0.02708 647 368 206 73
85 Did somebody order a Captain Morgan on the rocks? 1.5435 0.02751 666 389 192 85
86 Strictly speaking, nobody said a captain that goes down with his ship can't come back up again. 1.5431 0.02943 534 301 176 57
87 So I guess you could say I'm washed up. 1.5408 0.02755 638 368 195 75
88 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon. 1.5397 0.02943 617 372 157 88
89 These days you get thrown overboard for one “booty” joke… 1.5387 0.02758 659 387 189 83
90 ....so then I promised I'd keep an eye out... 1.5378 0.02913 595 351 168 76
91 Excuse me, have you seen a wet parrot? 1.5378 0.02712 649 374 201 74
92 Emily? I’m your Uber. You okay with swimming out a bit? I couldn’t find parking. 1.5363 0.02791 619 359 188 72
93 He's blue and red, about yay big, answers to the name Polly.. 1.5363 0.02821 593 343 183 67
94 Blast that dyslexic parrot. He said you were looking for some piracy. 1.5345 0.03128 537 324 139 74
95 I'm here to speak to you about your car's extended warranty 1.5320 0.03179 579 368 114 97
96 All this story is missing is a good hook. 1.5307 0.02970 603 368 150 85
97 I don't care who you say you are or where you've been. Don't come any closer without a mask. 1.5273 0.02982 567 340 155 72
98 We've been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty. 1.5260 0.03298 557 363 95 99
99 Pirates & planking". I thought I signed up for an exercise class 1.5255 0.02926 548 320 168 60
100 I give that voyage one star. 1.5253 0.02800 554 314 189 51
101 Pardon me, but have you seen a wet parrot? 1.5250 0.02939 539 314 167 58
102 Do you have one minute to talk about Jesus? 1.5245 0.03275 511 319 116 76
103 One question, and don't take this the wrong way, do you know where I can find some booty ? 1.5244 0.03039 553 335 146 72
104 Turns out the pirate's life is not for me. 1.5243 0.02986 536 316 159 61
105 Babe, I dont think this whole role-playing thing is working out for me 1.5223 0.03027 515 303 155 57
106 Ahoy! You have the chest I have been looking for! 1.5221 0.02999 544 325 154 65
107 Do you have the time and maybe also the century? 1.5216 0.02984 556 334 154 68
108 Usually when people on this beach say, "My crew and I got wrecked last night," they mean something different. 1.5201 0.03003 546 328 152 66
109 After that day, Captain Hook never pointed his finger at a woman again 1.5195 0.03237 514 321 119 74
110 Not the booty I was hoping for, but it'll do. 1.5179 0.03024 504 296 155 53
111 Sorry! In my day, "booty call" meant something else entirely. 1.5169 0.03222 445 262 136 47
112 According to the map, you're on my spot. 1.5153 0.02928 524 306 166 52
113 Is there no pleasing you ? You said you hated my Speedo. 1.5141 0.03409 426 260 112 52
114 My pronouns be he/him, wench. 1.5133 0.03225 489 301 125 63
115 Are you the lass that ordered one Salty Dog? 1.5129 0.03081 503 302 144 57
116 I’ve been told I’m washed up as a pirate 1.5101 0.03289 447 271 124 52
117 No need to panic. I am fully vaccinated. 1.5086 0.03214 464 281 130 53
118 Arrr! Never text and sail. 1.5086 0.03314 464 291 110 62
119 First thing, I am not Johnny Depp. 1.5076 0.03096 461 273 143 45
120 You're late, Roger. 1.5068 0.03175 442 261 138 43
121 Can I borrow your towel? Me timbers are shivering. 1.5054 0.03201 461 279 131 51
122 Seen a very waterlogged parrot by chance? 1.5052 0.03084 479 286 144 49
123 I beg your pardon, madam, I am not a pirate, I am a treasure appropriation consultant. 1.5044 0.03260 458 281 123 54
124 Yarr... um... please don't take this the wrong way, but I'm looking for some booty. 1.5042 0.03244 472 292 122 58
125 Before I kidnap you for ransom, can I see your vaccination card? 1.5041 0.03305 486 309 109 68
126 I only have eye for you 1.5023 0.03402 438 274 108 56
127 Of course, my ex marks the spot. 1.5011 0.03171 455 274 134 47
128 You haven't seen a soggy parrot, have you? 1.5011 0.03131 475 288 136 51
129 I got dumped as Tampa Bay's mascot. Can you give me directions to Pittsburgh? 1.5000 0.03349 428 263 116 49
130 Pardon me, might you have some Grey Poupon? 1.5000 0.03442 444 283 100 61
131 You haven't by any chance seen a soggy parrot have you? 1.5000 0.03294 426 258 123 45
132 On second thought, a pirate’s life is 𝘯𝘰𝘵 for me... 1.5000 0.03295 446 275 119 52
133 This is your final opportunity to extend your car warranty. 1.4988 0.03518 429 275 94 60
134 You were right, the fantasy cruise option turned out to be a shipwreck. 1.4977 0.03283 428 260 123 45
135 So far the crew has located one of your bags. 1.4976 0.03450 414 258 106 50
136 Can you direct me to the nearest Apple store? My ipatch is now obsolete. 1.4964 0.03514 417 265 97 55
137 Pardon, Madam, did you by chance happen upon a large letter X in the vicinity? 1.4954 0.03277 438 269 121 48
138 Wendy. You’ve grown up! 1.4952 0.03511 420 268 96 56
139 Ship happens. 1.4941 0.03452 427 271 101 55
140 Be this East or West Hampton? 1.4938 0.03395 403 247 113 43
141 Do you want to hook up? 1.4936 0.03490 391 242 105 44
142 Apparently a rising tide doesn't lift ALL boats 1.4936 0.03522 389 242 102 45
143 No Ma'am, that's not what I meant when I asked if you've seen my booty. 1.4931 0.03363 434 272 110 52
144 Remind me to fix the plank. 1.4925 0.03321 400 241 121 38
145 Before you jump to conclusions I just want to tell you my name is Kevin, I'm a dermatologist and I live down the beach from you. 1.4912 0.03451 397 246 107 44
146 Excuse me, are you the ex that marks the spot? 1.4908 0.03571 379 237 98 44
147 A small eye? Glass, blue iris. Any chance it's come your way? 1.4907 0.03326 432 269 114 49
148 I believe it was you who asked for more spontaneity in our marriage. 1.4853 0.03450 373 228 109 36
149 I'd invite you aboard, but my Ship is kind of a Wreck. 1.4847 0.03525 359 218 104 35
150 No, this is Dover. For Penzance turn left and keep going. Only about 300 miles. 1.4845 0.03553 355 218 102 35
151 All I said was, 'Yo, ho,' and she threw me overboard! 1.4828 0.03624 377 241 90 46
152 One last question, are you sitting on a large X in the sand by chance? 1.4815 0.03538 378 238 98 42
153 Aye, err, ahh....be that a map you're reading? 1.4815 0.03375 378 230 114 34
154 You haven’t seen a very wet parrot, have you? 1.4781 0.03581 366 231 95 40
155 One vote, Sen Sinema, that’s all we’re asking for. ONE vote. 1.4749 0.03812 339 219 79 41
156 Well, you weren’t responding to my message in a bottle. 1.4732 0.03483 355 219 104 32
157 Word to the wise, don't say 'union' on Bezos's superyacht. 1.4731 0.03827 353 233 73 47
158 We’re going with buccaneer now. “Pirate” polls poorly with your century 1.4718 0.03397 354 215 111 28
159 Sorry, this is Lesbos 1.4714 0.03722 350 226 83 41
160 That's my spot. 1.4706 0.03727 323 203 88 32
161 Um well actually, we don’t say pirate anymore. We say men of the sea now! 1.4706 0.03592 340 212 96 32
162 Excuse me, arrrrr you pirateloveR1969? 1.4694 0.03559 360 228 95 37
163 It's one. They're not coming by sea. 1.4685 0.03645 333 209 92 32
164 Turns out you need a ship to be a pirate. Who knew? 1.4677 0.03811 325 209 80 36
165 Pardon me, ma’am, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.4674 0.03676 353 228 85 40
166 Until today I thought ‘walking the plank’ was a euphemism.” 1.4667 0.03631 315 194 95 26
167 Apparently the poop deck's not what I thought it was for. 1.4667 0.03899 315 204 75 36
168 Arrr, I didn't mean to offend you when I said I was looking for booty 1.4665 0.03650 373 245 82 46
169 Me timbers are shivering. Can I borrow your towel? 1.4661 0.03741 339 219 82 38
170 You misunderstood me when I said, ‘Nice booty’. 1.4660 0.03566 382 249 88 45
171 You didn't happen to see a big black 'X' on the beach, did you? 1.4656 0.03930 320 210 71 39
172 Spent all me treasure on 'Effective Leadership Skills' conference in Barbados, and still, me crew mutinied! 1.4645 0.03556 338 211 97 30
173 That is my last reenactment. 1.4644 0.03673 323 203 90 30
174 First,believe that when I say booty,I am talking about plundered treasures. 1.4644 0.03386 379 238 106 35
175 I must look a wreck. 1.4639 0.03652 332 210 90 32
176 This is a private beach not a pirate beach. 1.4625 0.03781 307 194 84 29
177 You're not the Ex I was looking for 1.4623 0.03770 305 192 85 28
178 Sorry I’m late but I didn’t see the mutiny coming 1.4613 0.03672 323 206 85 31
179 #1…Before I come any closer, are you vaccinated? 1.4605 0.03533 354 225 95 34
180 As a matter of fact, as Captain, I did go down with my ship. There's no law against coming back up again, is there? 1.4603 0.03923 315 207 71 37
181 Lesson learned...never tell the crew that your favorite exercise is the plank. 1.4597 0.03652 335 214 88 33
182 All I know is that we were in the middle of shooting this rum commercial, and then ...... 1.4594 0.03670 320 202 89 29
183 Well now I feel silly. I was told this was a costume beach. 1.4589 0.03730 316 201 85 30
184 Pardon me. Have you seen a damp parrot? 1.4588 0.03440 340 210 104 26
185 Just remember - next week it’s MY fantasy! 1.4585 0.03568 349 223 92 34
186 Jones, miss. David Jones. 1.4581 0.03634 334 213 89 32
187 If you like snorkeling, I’ve got insider information on a shipwreck just off shore. 1.4579 0.03580 321 200 95 26
188 The cruise ship new COVID policy is a little severe. 1.4579 0.03606 356 231 87 38
189 You're sitting in my spot. 1.4577 0.03860 319 209 74 36
190 Didn’t go quite as planned, but that’s one thing I can check off my bucket list. 1.4566 0.03716 311 197 86 28
191 I'm not real, I'm the price you pay for reading Treasure Island in the hot sun. 1.4560 0.03869 318 209 73 36
192 Great entrance. You get the part. 1.4558 0.04070 283 185 67 31
193 The point of this vacation was to spice things up and I feel like you’re not fully participating in my fantasy. 1.4555 0.04036 292 192 67 33
194 Well, I thought she was a mermaid... But not according to her pronouns. 1.4543 0.03854 328 218 71 39
195 Ahoy wench! If I could have one moment of yer time to tell yeh about a great Timeshare opportunity. 1.4536 0.04070 280 183 67 30
196 Don't you dare say I told you so. 1.4526 0.04037 274 177 70 27
197 Excuse me, but is there an X under your beach chair? 1.4525 0.03989 305 203 66 36
198 Do NOT text and walk the plank. 1.4525 0.03824 305 197 78 30
199 Actually, we prefer Buccaneer. 1.4518 0.03593 301 186 94 21
200 I think my ship has sailed 1.4517 0.03891 321 214 69 38
201 If I may interrupt, madame, I'd like to talk to you about your car warranty expiring soon. 1.4514 0.03884 319 212 70 37
202 Excuse me, ma’am, are you sitting on an X? 1.4513 0.03618 339 219 87 33
203 First day as a pirate and I’m already washed up. 1.4505 0.03876 293 189 76 28
204 Pardon me, do you happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.4504 0.04170 282 189 59 34
205 I hate asking for directions, is that a treasure map in your bag? 1.4494 0.04008 267 171 72 24
206 I'm here for the booty. 1.4490 0.03586 343 222 88 33
207 And one more thing, I did win the election! 1.4489 0.04292 274 186 53 35
208 Pirate has such a negative connotation. Just call me Larry. 1.4476 0.03652 315 201 87 27
209 Have you seen a big orange bird? He sank our ship, then flew here to Mar-a-Lago. 1.4474 0.04224 266 177 59 30
210 Pardon me, did you happen to see a wet parrot go by? 1.4472 0.03867 284 182 77 25
211 Excuse me, Miss. I believe you’re sitting on the X. 1.4464 0.03540 336 215 92 29
212 We have been trying to reach you about your extended warranty. 1.4463 0.04166 298 205 53 40
213 I didn’t shower, because I knew I’d wash up on shore. 1.4444 0.03867 306 202 72 32
214 My bucket list is completed. 1.4441 0.03847 286 184 77 25
215 Did you know you can save over $500 a month on car insurance? 1.4437 0.03960 302 202 66 34
216 50 doubloons for your GPS? 1.4433 0.03949 282 184 71 27
217 I've had my eye on you for quite sometime. 1.4431 0.04138 255 166 65 24
218 And coincidently, the answer to 32 across is swashbuckle! 1.4429 0.04158 280 189 58 33
219 They made me walk the plank because I didn’t have my vaccination card 1.4426 0.04039 305 208 59 38
220 Next time, we’ll play out my fantasy. 1.4422 0.03692 303 194 84 25
221 I’m your “Shiver me Tinder” date. 1.4418 0.04001 292 195 65 32
222 And then I said, 'Of course I can do my own stunts.' 1.4418 0.03881 292 191 73 28
223 You can't claim it for England. This is England ! 1.4414 0.04272 256 170 57 28
224 Excuse me, have you seen an alligator that sounds like a ticking clock? 1.4414 0.03682 324 212 81 31
225 Have you seen an X around here? 1.4413 0.03828 281 180 78 23
226 May I pillage your towel? 1.4409 0.04230 279 191 53 35
227 I know. I know. You wished for Johnny Depp. But we have a union. 1.4407 0.03882 295 194 72 29
228 If I may have one second of your time, I'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty... 1.4392 0.04210 255 169 60 26
229 Actually, it's one if by sea. 1.4380 0.03913 258 164 75 19
230 Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.4379 0.03959 290 193 67 30
231 I've returned from the dead to Florida? How ironic. 1.4373 0.03911 279 182 72 25
232 You were right dear. I'd make a much better pirate if I had a ship. 1.4373 0.04041 279 186 64 29
233 I don't need to hear, "Why didn't you use the map?" 1.4371 0.03937 286 189 69 28
234 I'd like to report that me timbers have been shivered. 1.4369 0.03899 293 194 70 29
235 Did you by any chance set your chair up over a large, red X? 1.4365 0.03866 323 220 65 38
236 You wouldn't happen to be reading anything on boat repair, would you? 1.4365 0.04093 252 164 66 22
237 Pardon me but have you any Grey Poupon? 1.4365 0.04392 252 172 50 30
238 When you’ve been in the sun too long and the main character in your novel shows up.. 1.4363 0.04232 259 177 53 29
239 Argh, that be the last time I use Apple Treasure Maps. 1.4360 0.03938 289 192 68 29
240 Well dear, it turns out they don’t actually like it when you shiver their timbers. 1.4354 0.03888 271 175 74 22
241 So I said: "Unionized pirate crew? Who's ever heard of a unionized pirate crew?" 1.4351 0.03883 285 187 72 26
242 You haven't seen a soggy parrot come by, have you? 1.4348 0.04195 253 168 60 25
243 I came here to remind you of your car's extended warranty... 1.4346 0.04241 283 197 49 37
244 Turns out there is a difference between a plank and a diving board 1.4346 0.04003 260 169 69 22
245 There once was a man from Nantucket. I am that man. 1.4343 0.03926 274 179 71 24
246 Pardon me, marm, but would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.4330 0.04344 261 180 49 32
247 Next time I ask for directions. 1.4328 0.03988 268 176 68 24
248 I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. 1.4322 0.04003 273 181 66 26
249 I thought you were going to pick me up from work today? 1.4319 0.04145 257 171 61 25
250 I walked the plank. It isn't such a big deal. 1.4317 0.04080 278 188 60 30
251 What were your first two wishes? 1.4312 0.03798 269 172 78 19
252 Honest! I fell overboard at a costume party!" 1.4312 0.04079 269 180 62 27
253 Turns out my true love wasn't the sea. 1.4311 0.03964 283 189 66 28
254 Excuse me, have you seen a wet parrot flying about? 1.4310 0.03738 290 188 79 23
255 Well, he's got green feathers, he says, "Watch out, matey," and he's usually up there. 1.4302 0.04022 258 169 67 22
256 Are you BeachLover37? 1.4301 0.04113 272 184 59 29
257 The pirate code says nothing about staying down with your ship. 1.4296 0.03825 277 180 75 22
258 No, I'm Johnny Deep. 1.4296 0.03945 291 196 65 30
259 Yes, I played the killer, but our murder mystery cruise passengers got a bit carried away with the gang plank scene. 1.4292 0.03979 240 153 71 16
260 ... and so I told them 'go ahead and toss me overboard, but I don't see how a few houseplants make our ship look any less intimidating' ." 1.4292 0.04315 240 161 55 24
261 I've lost my map. Do you know where X is? 1.4291 0.04303 247 167 54 26
262 This was a funnier concept in my head. 1.4286 0.04217 238 157 60 21
263 You see honey? I look silly if you don’t wear yours 1.4286 0.04171 245 162 61 22
264 You were right, Marcia. It's just as cold with clothes on. 1.4276 0.03866 283 187 71 25
265 So you're telling me that the meaning of 'booty' has changed? 1.4275 0.04396 262 184 44 34
266 It's not as much fun when you are the one who walks the plank. 1.4274 0.04251 248 167 56 25
267 I hate to trouble you, but I believe your chair is on my chest. 1.4274 0.04341 241 163 53 25
268 Wait, so scurvy isn’t the biggest problem anymore? 1.4269 0.03960 260 170 69 21
269 Yer be sitting on me treasure lass 1.4264 0.04093 258 172 62 24
270 Come on Johnny, stop playing dress up , we’re on bloody vacation 1.4250 0.04189 240 159 60 21
271 We ran out of Bounty and there was a mutiny. 1.4249 0.04406 233 158 51 24
272 This is not how I remember the Caribbean. 1.4242 0.04200 264 181 54 29
273 So, I got kicked off the island… 1.4242 0.04061 264 176 61 25
274 Will that just be one rum and coke? 1.4240 0.03908 250 161 72 17
275 In my defense, I did try to call. 1.4235 0.03895 255 165 72 18
276 First of all, I am NOT a pirate! I am a redistribution specialist. 1.4225 0.04054 258 172 63 23
277 Technically it was a party barge and technically I was the host so I don't think going down with the ship was a necessity. 1.4223 0.04095 251 167 62 22
278 The proper English is ‘My mates and I’ 1.4221 0.03929 244 157 71 16
279 You were right...that Halloween party on a boat was a bad idea.. 1.4208 0.04144 240 161 58 21
280 Please tell me you're not reading The Tempest. 1.4204 0.04414 226 153 51 22
281 Pleased to meet you, Ma'am. They call me Johnny Depth. 1.4198 0.04229 243 164 56 23
282 Madam, your booty is on my bounty 1.4191 0.04172 241 161 59 21
283 I've got a whale of a story to tell you. 1.4174 0.04158 242 162 59 21
284 Word of advice: Do NOT rock the boat. 1.4167 0.05025 168 113 40 15
285 But first, my impression of Johnny Depp. 1.4167 0.04118 252 170 59 23
286 The Old Mansplaining and the Sea 1.4167 0.04265 240 163 54 23
287 I asked you ONE time to watch my Pirates of the Caribbean reenactment and you can’t even do that for me 1.4167 0.04224 240 162 56 22
288 Excuse me miss, we’ve been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty.. 1.4167 0.04414 252 178 43 31
289 You wouldn't happen to be sitting on a big X in the sand, would you? 1.4164 0.03811 281 187 71 23
290 Pardon me, madam, but have you seen a giant X around anywhere? 1.4163 0.04483 233 162 45 26
291 Have you seen a giant 'X' around here? 1.4163 0.04620 209 143 45 21
292 Excuse me, my treasure is buried under you. 1.4160 0.03942 250 164 68 18
293 Seen a parrot? 1.4160 0.04207 238 160 57 21
294 Thank goodness I finally found you. Did you know your car warranty is about to expire? 1.4153 0.04393 248 174 45 29
295 Uh, a pirate’s wife for me? 1.4153 0.04102 236 156 62 18
296 My pistol and my parrot are gone,did you see an armed bird around here anywhere? 1.4149 0.04169 241 162 58 21
297 Which way is Provincetown? 1.4137 0.04228 249 171 53 25
298 You were right...i’m never going to find your offshore money 1.4134 0.04167 254 174 55 25
299 Don’t call me Ishmael! 1.4133 0.04192 225 149 59 17
300 I swear you're my first and only mate. 1.4120 0.04459 216 147 49 20
301 I'm going to stop you right there, it's my first day alone in 5 years. Don't mess with me. 1.4120 0.04018 267 182 60 25
302 Have you seen a wet parrot, by chance? 1.4120 0.04018 267 182 60 25
303 Excuse me, have you seen a parrot? 1.4118 0.03942 238 160 61 17
304 Shiver me Tinder, lass, your photo didn't lie. 1.4118 0.03896 272 183 66 23
305 Sorry. I'm your first wish. Better be more specific for your next one. 1.4115 0.04361 226 154 51 21
306 Upon coming ashore, he found his Ex marking the spot where his treasure was buried. 1.4111 0.04288 253 177 48 28
307 In my defense, I was very highly regarded by the parrot. 1.4109 0.04573 202 137 47 18
308 I want to hook up but not the way you think. 1.4096 0.04186 249 171 54 24
309 Pardon me, but do you have some Grey Poupon? 1.4095 0.04839 210 150 34 26
310 Turn out it's not that safe to go rubber rafting with a guy named Hook. 1.4093 0.04567 215 149 43 22
311 Err sorry to bother you but could you Google Top 10 hidden treasures near me? 1.4089 0.03927 247 166 63 18
312 Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about your car's extended warranty? 1.4089 0.04915 203 145 33 25
313 You were right. Naval reenactments don't work. 1.4087 0.04215 230 155 56 19
314 I've been trying to reach you about my ship's extended warranty... 1.4085 0.04238 235 160 54 21
315 I just got your message. 1.4085 0.04195 235 159 56 20
316 Whaddya mean “Private Beach”? 1.4083 0.04133 240 162 58 20
317 My tale for your drink. 1.4081 0.04261 223 153 51 19
318 Point to you, Mary, they did say, ‘Submit a caption to go with the the comic’. Cap-tion, not cap-tain. I feel like such a fool. 1.4077 0.04475 233 164 43 26
319 Excuse me, but have you seen an X anywhere on the beach? 1.4075 0.03818 265 176 70 19
320 Miss, you ordered a salty dog on the rocks? 1.4072 0.04520 221 154 44 23
321 Penzance? 1.4069 0.04156 231 155 58 18
322 I'm ready to admit I should have stopped to ask for directions. 1.4069 0.04201 231 156 56 19
323 No worries, I'm vaccinated 1.4064 0.04215 219 146 57 16
324 Was I gone long? 1.4064 0.04115 219 144 61 14
325 Excuse me, I've gone great depths to get here. 1.4061 0.04226 229 155 55 19
326 That last step is a doozy. 1.4058 0.04489 207 141 48 18
327 You were right. They do have a plank. 1.4057 0.03914 244 161 67 16
328 Excuse me, has this country been colonized yet? 1.4057 0.04413 212 144 50 18
329 Do you know what a pirate is without a ship? Wet 1.4054 0.04504 222 155 44 23
330 Oh… I forgot my mask” 1.4054 0.04366 222 152 50 20
331 I should have waited an hour before plundering. 1.4048 0.04221 252 176 50 26
332 Dang it. Forgot my mask. 1.4046 0.04174 262 184 50 28
333 You know that Bermuda Triangle thing? It's real. 1.4043 0.04027 230 152 63 15
334 I'm not a pirate; I've been lost at sea since Halloween. 1.4037 0.04469 218 151 46 21
335 Turns out Davy Jones' Locker is filled with smelly gym socks and a broken Mp3 player. 1.4036 0.04350 223 153 50 20
336 First and foremost I’d like to say,”Arrgh.” 1.4036 0.04303 223 152 52 19
337 Do you have any career advice for a washed up pirate? 1.4028 0.04044 216 141 59 13
338 I can explain. 1.4025 0.04177 236 161 55 20
339 Arr, excuse me my lady, have yee seen a soaking wet parrot with a foul mouth fly by? 1.4024 0.04056 246 167 59 20
340 Pirate of Penzance" No... Pirate with wet pants!! 1.4024 0.04137 246 168 55 22
341 I fear my swash has buckled. 1.4020 0.04445 199 134 50 15
342 Excuse me, I’m part of a gender reveal event. 1.4020 0.04369 204 137 52 15
343 Excuse me, have you seen a dead man's chest, fifteen men on said chest, and/or a bottle of rum? 1.4019 0.04329 214 145 52 17
344 Do you know a very good maritime lawyer? 1.4018 0.04380 224 155 48 21
345 Pardon me - by any chance have you seen a rather unkempt group of men, somewhat lacking in the social graces, and all saying "aargh", pass by recently? 1.4017 0.04266 229 157 52 20
346 I promise you this was more romantic in my head. 1.4009 0.04236 217 146 55 16
347 Next time, YOU go as a pirate and walk the plank. 1.4008 0.04163 247 171 53 23
348 Ye haven't seen a large "X" have ye? 1.4008 0.04002 247 167 61 19
349 Could I trouble you for a bottle of rum? 1.4000 0.04385 210 143 50 17
350 Have you seen an X anywhere? 1.4000 0.03982 245 167 59 19
351 You’ll need a beach tag til October 31st. 1.4000 0.04648 200 139 42 19
352 Madame. You are sitting on my booty! 1.3992 0.03961 243 163 63 17
353 Don't assume that all parrots are loyal. 1.3982 0.04081 221 147 60 14
354 Hi, I was told there would be booty 1.3974 0.04262 229 158 51 20
355 Madam, “Land Ho!” was not called to offend thee. 1.3973 0.04400 219 152 47 20
356 Found the buckle. Looking for my swash. 1.3972 0.04063 214 141 61 12
357 This is the private beach, not the pirate beach. 1.3971 0.04397 209 143 49 17
358 You were right, we needed a bigger boat. 1.3970 0.04323 199 133 53 13
359 The worst part of a mutiny is the wet socks. 1.3968 0.04079 247 170 56 21
360 You weren't the "X" I was looking for 1.3967 0.04139 242 167 54 21
361 Arrrrrrrr you using that towel? 1.3967 0.04097 242 166 56 20
362 Pardon me, I left something just under where you are sitting. 1.3956 0.03878 225 147 67 11
363 Don't be scared -- I've had my two doses of Moderna 1.3955 0.04384 220 153 47 20
364 Do you know which way the Comic-Con is? 1.3953 0.03992 258 178 58 22
365 I'm sorry, but I have to get something off my chest. 1.3950 0.05007 200 147 27 26
366 Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3947 0.04620 228 166 34 28
367 Have you seen any big chests on this beach? 1.3947 0.03992 228 152 62 14
368 Vaccinated? 1.3946 0.04033 261 182 55 24
369 You're right; it was just a phase. 1.3941 0.04430 203 139 48 16
370 Did you happen to see a ship go by? Masts. Sails. Black flag... 1.3936 0.04296 188 124 54 10
371 This is the Jersey Shore. You need a beach tag. 1.3935 0.04391 216 150 47 19
372 I'm the only one left and you are definitely first mate material. 1.3930 0.04570 201 140 43 18
373 No one warns you about the Montauk Triangle. 1.3930 0.04677 201 142 39 20
374 Question: Treasure Island or Pleasure Island? 1.3929 0.03937 224 148 64 12
375 I’ve been trying to reach you about your extended warranty. 1.3929 0.04596 196 136 43 17
376 First of all, Davy Jones’ mom says hi. 1.3929 0.04037 224 150 60 14
377 You were expecting Johnny Depp? 1.3925 0.04419 214 149 46 19
378 Party of 1 1.3925 0.04268 214 146 52 16
379 Excuse me ma’am, might thy happen to have the FindMeShip app? 1.3922 0.04082 232 158 57 17
380 I knew it, my ex marks the spot! 1.3922 0.04678 204 145 38 21
381 And THAT is why the cannonball should always be pointed towards the sea 1.3922 0.04302 204 138 52 14
382 We Brits call it a swimming costume. 1.3921 0.04049 227 153 59 15
383 Is the pandemic over? We ran out of rum. 1.3919 0.04010 222 148 61 13
384 After 250 years, we all agreed that maybe we should ask someone for directions. 1.3917 0.04226 217 148 53 16
385 We lost the boat, but the kids are on their way in. 1.3915 0.04242 212 144 53 15
386 Mistook plank in the dark as the way to the head. 1.3909 0.04521 197 136 45 16
387 Don't worry, I'm not after your booty 1.3907 0.04452 215 154 41 20
388 Be this Penzance? 1.3906 0.04297 192 128 53 11
389 It's not how it looks. 1.3902 0.04340 205 140 50 15
390 Never threaten an aircraft carrier. 1.3901 0.04289 223 155 49 19
391 ...I'm beginning to think my crew wants a new captain... 1.3899 0.04210 218 149 53 16
392 I have nothing to declare. 1.3897 0.04610 195 136 42 17
393 Borrow yer cell? 1.3889 0.04502 198 137 45 16
394 Costume party. Yacht. Overboard. Can you call me an Uber? 1.3889 0.04502 198 137 45 16
395 Did a parrot fly by a minute ago? 1.3886 0.04161 229 158 53 18
396 Would you happen to know the way to Penzance? 1.3884 0.04212 242 171 48 23
397 Are ye vaccinated? 1.3883 0.04378 206 142 48 16
398 I'd like to speak to you about your car's warranty... 1.3881 0.04712 219 161 31 27
399 Excuse me, you haven't seen a parrot, have you? 1.3879 0.04313 214 148 49 17
400 Pardon me, have you seen a bottle with a map? 1.3874 0.04616 191 133 42 16
401 The Pirates are still #1 1.3874 0.04055 222 150 58 14
402 Would you mind moving just a bit? My map says you're sitting right on the X. 1.3872 0.03995 235 160 59 16
403 No, it's bigger than that, and has four rather large sails, a lovely siren on the bow, and 100 drunken sailors. No? Still nothing? 1.3869 0.04427 199 137 47 15
404 Still refuse to ask for directions? 1.3869 0.04595 199 140 41 18
405 On second thought, a pirate's life may not be for me. 1.3868 0.04392 212 148 46 18
406 Pirate-o-gram for Debbie? 1.3867 0.04600 181 124 44 13
407 Look, lady, enough already. One hundred seventy-eight notes in bottles is just harassment. 1.3866 0.04623 194 136 41 17
408 I'm only ending my pirate mid-life crisis cause my ship sank, not because you told me to. 1.3865 0.04571 207 147 40 20
409 Excuse me, but my ex marked this spot! 1.3864 0.04467 220 157 41 22
410 In my defense, the coastline was still there when I marked the spot. 1.3863 0.04197 233 163 50 20
411 Is that Treasure Island you're reading? I have a question. 1.3860 0.04124 228 157 54 17
412 In fairness, you were the one who wanted a "culturally immersive" honeymoon. 1.3858 0.04514 197 137 44 16
413 'Pardon me mam, but if you have a moment I'd like to talk to you about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ' 1.3858 0.04846 197 143 32 22
414 You arrrgh aware this is a private beach? 1.3853 0.04353 218 153 46 19
415 You’re going to have to explain what you mean by “proof of vaccination.” 1.3850 0.04559 187 129 44 14
416 Can I borrow just half your sunglasses? 1.3850 0.04324 213 148 48 17
417 I'm giving 17th Century Pirate Swimwear one star on Amazon. 1.3850 0.04114 213 144 56 13
418 I'm looking for a parrot" 1.3850 0.03893 213 140 63 9
419 Are masks still required? 1.3842 0.04249 203 138 52 13
420 What some call a mutiny, I see as an opportunity for a refreshing swim. 1.3842 0.04473 203 142 44 17
421 Our voicemail box is full, please stop sending bottled messages 1.3835 0.04262 206 141 51 14
422 Excuse me, have you seen a parrot with two passports? 1.3834 0.04751 193 138 36 19
423 Excuse me, you wouldn’t happen to have seen a really pissed off parrot would you? 1.3832 0.04308 214 149 48 17
424 One Captain Morgan coming up! 1.3831 0.04158 201 137 52 12
425 Apologies, but I believe I left my booty under yours. 1.3830 0.04723 188 133 38 17
426 I didn’t realize it was “”Ex””marks the spot…how’ve you been Brenda? 1.3829 0.04974 175 125 33 17
427 Wait, it's a great story. 1.3827 0.04165 196 131 55 10
428 This is most definitely not the booty I was expecting. 1.3826 0.04232 230 162 48 20
429 Let me first assure you Madam, this is not a booty call. 1.3820 0.04148 233 163 51 19
430 May I borrow a towel? My timbers are shivering. 1.3817 0.04507 186 130 42 14
431 Dear, I think I'm done with my mid-life crisis now. Turns out some childhood dreams just aren't meant to be. 1.3814 0.04291 215 150 48 17
432 Elsa, on all of the beaches on all of the oceans of all of the world... 1.3812 0.04592 181 125 43 13
433 You do realize that you left me on the Pirate Cruise last night, right? 1.3807 0.04491 218 157 39 22
434 Do you happen to know the password for Davy Jones' locker? 1.3804 0.04731 184 130 38 16
435 Whatever you do...Do Not trust that parrot! 1.3802 0.04218 192 129 53 10
436 … and so, Captain Morgan found he had fallen off the wagon once again. 1.3802 0.04707 192 137 37 18
437 Are you the one who ordered the summer fantasy? 1.3797 0.04487 187 129 45 13
438 Arrrrgh ...ye sittin' on a big X? 1.3795 0.04360 195 134 48 13
439 Actually, it's more like the Bermuda Isosceles Triangle. 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
440 Wanna see something funny? Pull my finger. 1.3793 0.04627 203 146 37 20
441 Think twice before you ask me about the bachelor party.. 1.3786 0.04628 206 149 36 21
442 I know, I know. I barely resemble my Tinder picture. 1.3781 0.04496 201 142 42 17
443 But you said you needed more piracy. 1.3777 0.04594 188 132 41 15
444 I wouldn’t go in there just yet if I were you. 1.3776 0.04281 196 133 50 12
445 I need directions -- but don't tell my crew. 1.3772 0.04297 228 163 44 21
446 Have you seen a big red X anywhere around here? 1.3770 0.03793 244 166 64 14
447 Excuse me, you haven't noticed a big black X anywhere along this beach, have you? 1.3770 0.04356 191 131 48 12
448 Yes I like Pina Coladas 1.3765 0.05032 162 115 33 14
449 But, I've kept in touch. I sent you a bottle note weeks ag0. 1.3765 0.04862 170 120 36 14
450 I'm sorry, but is there an X underneath that chair. 1.3761 0.04390 218 156 42 20
451 Are ye sitting on an 'X'? 1.3761 0.03992 234 162 56 16
452 I’m sorry ma’am, but this is a privateer beach. 1.3757 0.05031 181 133 28 20
453 I fell off the wagon, and then I fell off my ship. 1.3757 0.04780 181 129 36 16
454 I'm keeping one aye on you. 1.3757 0.04385 189 130 47 12
455 One minute I was flirting with the captain’s wife at the costume party, the next minute he’s tossed me off the cruise ship. 1.3757 0.04255 189 128 51 10
456 Have they been checking beach badges? 1.3757 0.04449 189 131 45 13
457 Pardon me Madam -- is this Penzance? 1.3756 0.04152 205 140 53 12
458 Hypnotized by Long John's huge digit, Penelope didn't hear a word he said. 1.3750 0.04660 184 130 39 15
459 One more time, you’re sure you’re not sitting on a large ‘X’? 1.3750 0.04269 216 152 47 17
460 The GPS had me take the fastest route. 1.3750 0.04531 184 128 43 13
461 Would you be reading 'Treasure Island' by any chance?" 1.3750 0.04400 192 133 46 13
462 You're not the 'X' I was expecting to find here. 1.3750 0.04582 192 136 40 16
463 The map said "there be booty" here. I'm not disappointed. 1.3750 0.04700 192 138 36 18
464 If anyone asks, I arrived first 1.3738 0.03960 206 138 59 9
465 That’s the last time I book a trip through Groupon. 1.3736 0.04708 174 122 39 13
466 Argggh, actually you could say I went a little bit overboard last time. 1.3736 0.04264 174 116 51 7
467 Sorry I'm late; parking was a nightmare. 1.3729 0.04511 177 122 44 11
468 I didn’t realize they meant my “ex” makes the spot 1.3728 0.04730 169 118 39 12
469 It turns out that pirate galleons don't fare well against the Coast Guard. 1.3724 0.04212 196 135 45 13
470 I beg your pardon, northern or southern hemisphere...? 1.3720 0.04232 207 144 49 14
471 Excuse me. Could you move a bit to the left? I need to retrieve something in the sand? 1.3720 0.04232 207 144 49 14
472 Could you move over just a little bit? You’re sitting right where I buried it. 1.3720 0.04507 164 111 45 8
473 Some guys take these sea battle reenactments way to seriously! 1.3711 0.04363 194 135 46 13
474 1 more question. Do I have to talk like a pirate as well? 1.3710 0.04293 186 127 49 10
475 Would you like some rum? 1.3709 0.04094 213 147 53 13
476 This time I mean it. Your car warranty IS about to expire. 1.3708 0.04765 178 127 36 15
477 You were right. I couldn't teach the parrot to swim. 1.3707 0.04191 232 166 46 20
478 Word of advice? Never alienate your crew. 1.3706 0.04632 170 118 41 11
479 There wouldn't happen to be a big 'X' under your chair by any chance? 1.3706 0.04550 197 141 39 17
480 Ok- so you’re saying we need to make a LEFT at the lighthouse 1.3704 0.04945 162 115 34 13
481 Pardon me, madam. Would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3699 0.05065 173 127 28 18
482 Do you have a moment to talk about whole life insurance? 1.3698 0.04634 192 138 37 17
483 Pardon me,have you any Grey Poupon? 1.3697 0.05245 165 122 25 18
484 Excuse me -- you're sitting on my treasure. 1.3697 0.04486 165 112 45 8
485 Were you serious about that “last man on earth” comment? 1.3695 0.04341 203 143 45 15
486 May I borrow your cell phone? I want to report a mutiny! 1.3693 0.04522 176 122 43 11
487 Doing planks" was not the kind of workout I was hoping for 1.3692 0.04345 195 136 46 13
488 Bond, James Bond. 1.3692 0.04582 195 140 38 17
489 I thought ‘walking the plank’ was a new team building exercise! 1.3690 0.04471 187 131 43 13
490 Oh! I guess Long John meant his “EX” marks the spot. 1.3689 0.04615 206 151 34 21
491 I apologize in advance, for my tale contains several uses of the word ‘booty’. 1.3689 0.04297 206 145 46 15
492 He was bright green, marvelous vocabulary and never left my shoulder 1.3687 0.04531 198 142 39 17
493 GPS isn't all it's cracked up to be." 1.3678 0.04331 174 122 42 10
494 Tis a different kind of booty I seek. 1.3676 0.04302 185 127 48 10
495 You haven’t seen a parrot by any chance…? 1.3676 0.04502 185 130 42 13
496 Ok honey, I've got the reenactment phase out of my system." 1.3676 0.04502 185 130 42 13
497 This always seems to happen whenever I drink rum. 1.3670 0.04879 188 139 29 20
498 Johnny Depp made it look so easy. 1.3670 0.04387 188 131 45 12
499 Pardon me... Might a foul-mouthed parrot have passed through recently? 1.3669 0.04720 169 119 38 12
500 Am I late? 1.3668 0.04340 199 140 45 14
501 Excuse me madam, have you seen a slightly singed parrot repeating "No smoking in the armory?" 1.3667 0.04519 180 126 42 12
502 Excuse me, but is this pirate's cove 1.3665 0.04587 191 137 38 16
503 Just the one beaver did most of the damage 1.3665 0.04403 191 134 44 13
504 From the look on your face, you and I must not share the same definition of booty. 1.3665 0.05114 161 117 29 15
505 I forgot the combination to Davy Jones' locker again 1.3663 0.04361 172 125 34 12
506 And may I say the mutiny was bountiful. 1.3660 0.05143 153 110 30 13
507 He's nine inches tall, orange and blue, and answers to the name of Poopdeck Pete." 1.3659 0.04895 164 117 34 13
508 Have you seen a parrot with a particularly vile vocabulary? 1.3659 0.04307 205 145 45 15
509 Hey have you seen a big giant X around here? 1.3659 0.04307 205 145 45 15
510 Whales. Are not. To be messed with. 1.3653 0.04602 167 119 37 10
511 So sorry, but I'm a bit confused. What happens next in this 'role-play' thing? 1.3645 0.04072 214 149 52 13
512 See, there was this big white whale... 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
513 Give me a chance. I have no baggage. 1.3642 0.04340 173 118 47 8
514 The sea is my Mistress, but we are going to maybe see other people 1.3641 0.04380 184 128 45 11
515 Ignore me, I wear this to troll the guys with metal detectors. 1.3641 0.04579 184 131 39 14
516 Turns out, this life isn't for me. 1.3636 0.04265 187 129 48 10
517 Madame would you be so kind to move 2 paces to your left? You're on the X 1.3636 0.03963 231 162 53 15
518 What---you were expecting Johnny Depp? 1.3636 0.04792 176 130 30 16
519 Did you see my car? It’s a Cutlass. 1.3636 0.04870 165 118 34 13
520 I walked the plank. The rest is a blank. 1.3632 0.04360 212 153 41 18
521 By any chance have you seen a parrot? 1.3632 0.04246 201 141 47 13
522 Pardon me...Have you got any Grey Poupon? 1.3632 0.04659 190 138 35 17
523 No, I CHOSE to walk the plank. 1.3631 0.04461 179 125 43 11
524 How does Mutiny on the Bounty end? 1.3631 0.04599 179 127 39 13
525 I hope that’s not a pirated copy of my book. 1.3631 0.04881 168 121 33 14
526 Excuse me, but did you make a booty call? 1.3627 0.04260 204 144 46 14
527 Was it one if by sea, two if by land? 1.3626 0.04612 182 130 38 14
528 You must be a treasure, because my map lead straight to you. 1.3625 0.04815 160 113 36 11
529 Can I borrow your phone? I need to call triple Arrrgh 1.3620 0.04909 163 117 33 13
530 Excuse me, is this the new world? 1.3617 0.04569 188 135 38 15
531 Sometimes these costume parties go a bit overboard. 1.3616 0.04492 177 124 42 11
532 Excuse me. What year do you have? 1.3614 0.04994 166 121 30 15
533 You're right. "Booty" was thoughtless of me. 1.3611 0.04578 180 128 39 13
534 No, I didn't mean you,it's just what we say when we spot land! 1.3611 0.04578 180 128 39 13
535 I slipped on the poop deck. 1.3609 0.04929 169 123 31 15
536 Did you happen to see a parrot by chance? 1.3608 0.04327 158 111 40 7
537 Excuse me, but have you seen a parrot? 1.3608 0.04854 158 112 35 11
538 Do you have any Grey Poupon Mustard? 1.3607 0.04656 183 132 36 15
539 Excuse me miss, but your booty is on my booty. 1.3607 0.04390 183 128 44 11
540 Before you object to my request, keep in mind that plundered items are tax deductible. 1.3605 0.04109 172 115 52 5
541 Is "arrrgh" still a thing? 1.3604 0.04478 197 142 39 16
542 Argh, Jack Sparrow never had to deal with Somalian pirates 1.3602 0.05027 161 117 30 14
543 They weren't kidding about that Bermuda Triangle. What year is it? 1.3602 0.04949 161 116 32 13
544 Go ahead, stare. Now you know what it looks like to be behind the times and washed up. 1.3600 0.04737 175 126 35 14
545 Is MapQuest still available? 1.3598 0.04649 164 118 35 11
546 Before you ask...there's a sink-hole at Disneyland 1.3596 0.04611 178 127 38 13
547 Parrrrrrrrdon me, ma’m. Do you have any Grey Pouppon? 1.3594 0.04437 192 137 41 14
548 If you're looking for a good beach read, you can't go wrong with 'Treasure Island.' 1.3593 0.04896 167 121 32 14
549 Only my right eye required cataract surgery 1.3591 0.04624 181 130 37 14
550 One more thing. Does Britannia still rule the waves? 1.3590 0.04204 195 136 48 11
551 I guess you'd say that I underestimated that plank challenge. 1.3588 0.04833 170 123 33 14
552 Please tell me this is Margaritaville. 1.3587 0.04505 184 131 40 13
553 Long John Finger at your service ma'am! 1.3585 0.04828 159 113 35 11
554 GPS fail. 1.3580 0.05152 162 120 26 16
555 I'm water-resistant and broad-spectrum, but not alcohol-free. 1.3580 0.04850 176 129 31 16
556 A pirate’s life is not for me 1.3580 0.04503 176 124 41 11
557 Pardon me, have you happened to see a parrot? 1.3580 0.04503 176 124 41 11
558 Is the Carnival Cruise already gone? 1.3579 0.04467 190 136 40 14
559 Pardon me, do you have some Grey Poupon? 1.3578 0.04633 204 152 31 21
560 I have an idea. Why don't you play with the kids for a while? 1.3575 0.04658 179 129 36 14
561 Pardon, Ma'am, you are sitting on my booty. 1.3575 0.04521 179 127 39 12
562 Really? Johnny Depp? 1.3571 0.04733 182 133 33 16
563 Where's the parrot? 1.3567 0.04514 171 120 41 10
564 If you see me, you’re getting too much sun. 1.3566 0.05382 143 105 25 13
565 You're not going to believe this. 1.3562 0.04721 160 113 37 10
566 It appears we have a different understanding of the word "booty". 1.3562 0.04721 160 113 37 10
567 Trying to travel without a vaccine passport has its difficulties. 1.3562 0.04803 160 114 35 11
568 Have you seen my buccaneers? And don't tell me to look under my buccan hat. 1.3561 0.04401 205 149 39 17
569 Yar! Though I be cursed to eternal damnation in Davy Jones' Locker, I rise from the depths in search of one perfect beach read. 1.3560 0.04322 191 135 44 12
570 No, but I do have this peg finger. 1.3556 0.04768 180 132 32 16
571 If one more person asks me if I’m Johnny Depp, I’m going back in the water. 1.3554 0.04682 166 118 37 11
572 Have you seen a parrot recently? 1.3553 0.04107 197 137 50 10
573 Excuse me, you haven't seen a big red X around here have you? 1.3551 0.04267 214 155 42 17
574 I am looking for some booty. 1.3550 0.04774 169 122 34 13
575 Excuse me, Ma'am, I know I'm late, but can you point toward the Capital? 1.3548 0.04718 186 137 32 17
576 Did you happen to see a parrot go by this way? 1.3547 0.04339 172 119 45 8
577 Yar, we’ve been trying to reach you regarding your car’s extended warranty. 1.3544 0.05006 158 115 30 13
578 Turns out even Davy Jones' Locker is requiring proof of vaccination. 1.3543 0.04796 175 128 32 15
579 Turns out, a parrot can't catch a Frisbee. 1.3542 0.04490 192 139 38 15
580 You were right honey, I should have just signed up for the complementary tennis lesson. 1.3537 0.04717 164 117 36 11
581 Ye misunderstand. 'Yo ho' is an expression not an insulting greeting to your ladyship. 1.3533 0.04811 167 121 33 13
582 That’s the last Tik Tok I’m making for your mom on vacation 1.3529 0.04894 170 125 30 15
583 Ahoy there ma'am! I've been advised to try software piracy. D'ye have any of these soft wares? 1.3526 0.04530 156 110 38 8
584 I always like to make a big splash on first dates. 1.3522 0.04816 159 114 34 11
585 OK, ONE more try at building a raft and then I’ll give up the pirate thing. 1.3518 0.04073 199 139 50 10
586 If you have a beer in that bag, I'll be a jolly Roger." 1.3515 0.04614 165 117 38 10
587 Is this beach mask-free? 1.3511 0.04425 188 135 37 14
588 Excuse me, have you seen a hook? 1.3510 0.04717 151 106 37 8
589 Pardon me, is that the new ayePad? 1.3510 0.04901 151 108 32 10
590 That's close enough; I'm still social distancing! 1.3508 0.04500 191 139 37 15
591 Turns out the Captain was not interested in learning more about democracy 1.3506 0.04298 174 123 41 9
592 DON’T say ‘I told you so.’ 1.3503 0.04855 157 113 33 11
593 The thing about walking the plank is that they don't tell you when to stop. n 1.3503 0.04938 157 114 31 12
594 Sorry. I haven't seen your parrot. 1.3503 0.04283 197 143 40 14
595 I've had my eye on you. 1.3500 0.04624 160 113 38 9
596 Permission to come ashore? 1.3500 0.04538 160 112 40 8
597 I introduce myself as the first ever walk-the-plank survivor. 1.3497 0.04637 183 134 34 15
598 Buried treasure? No, I need to login to my bitcoin account. 1.3495 0.04583 186 136 35 15
599 Do you have the Find My Schooner App? 1.3494 0.04511 166 117 40 9
600 That plank is no joke. 1.3486 0.04646 175 127 35 13
601 I quit! It's all about crypto currencies now. 1.3484 0.04539 155 110 37 8
602 I got your letter. 1.3483 0.04660 178 130 34 14
603 Do you have a compass I could borrow? 1.3483 0.04521 178 128 38 12
604 I may have underestimated the size of the ocean… 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
605 excuse me, I don’t normally do this…but I need some directions. 1.3481 0.04994 158 116 29 13
606 Which way to the nearest Long John Silver’s? 1.3481 0.04659 158 112 37 9
607 We’re still not getting back together, Norman! 1.3478 0.05409 138 102 24 12
608 They warned me. If I said "arrrgh" one more time... 1.3478 0.04684 161 115 36 10
609 Ma'am, can you spare a doubloon? 1.3478 0.04485 184 133 38 13
610 I say, do you have the time? The year? 1.3476 0.04544 164 116 39 9
611 It’s not you, it’s Smee. 1.3473 0.04724 167 121 34 12
612 Pardon me, do you have any poupon 1.3469 0.05257 147 109 25 13
613 TAX THE RICH 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
614 And henceforth there shall be no smoking in the powder room! 1.3468 0.04608 173 125 36 12
615 Excuse me, could you direct me to the 19th century? 1.3468 0.04384 173 122 42 9
616 That's not a feather...it's macaroni! 1.3466 0.04694 176 129 33 14
617 I went for a swim and must have fallen asleep. What year is this? 1.3466 0.04481 176 126 39 11
618 No, no, not that kind of booty. 1.3464 0.04666 153 108 37 8
619 Shall I tell you how it ends? 1.3462 0.04868 156 113 32 11
620 I was hoping for something with a little more Depp. 1.3462 0.04606 156 110 38 8
621 Please, no Pirates of the Caribbean jokes. 1.3459 0.04465 185 134 38 13
622 Next time read one about being wooed by someone rich. I have a Warren Buffett costume too. 1.3459 0.04635 159 113 37 9
623 You’re right, I’ve searched the depths of the sea, quite rigorously I might add, and you’re the only one for me. 1.3459 0.04460 159 111 41 7
624 One step closer, and I'll take out your other eye. 1.3457 0.04604 188 139 33 16
625 “Sir, the mask goes over your nose and mouth.” 1.3457 0.04415 188 136 39 13
626 Tell me about this Internet piracy thing. 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
627 Landing party, table of one? 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
628 Excuse me, but isn’t that the pirated version? 1.3448 0.04832 145 103 34 8
629 She's green, about this tall, and very salty. 1.3448 0.05214 145 107 26 12
630 I think I have a book in me. 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
631 So apparently the treasure is in the Atlantic Ocean not the Pacific. 1.3444 0.04976 151 110 30 11
632 Did you happen to see a large, wet parrot go by? 1.3443 0.04360 183 131 41 11
633 Fear not my strange hands, fair wench, I seek merely a dab of sunscreen. 1.3438 0.04696 160 115 35 10
634 Would you have any grey poupon? 1.3436 0.04598 195 146 31 18
635 Are you the famous gold digger I've heard so much about? 1.3432 0.04601 169 122 36 11
636 Did you happen to see a fairy and a flying boy in green pass by earlier? 1.3431 0.05122 137 98 29 9
637 Going down with one’s ship makes for a less than spectacular entrance “ 1.3429 0.04564 175 127 36 12
638 Too late! We dug it up yesterday. 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
639 So being an actual pirate in the Caribbean isn't what I thought it would be like. 1.3425 0.04998 146 106 30 10
640 Can you skip ahead in the book you’re reading to the part where I get the treasure? 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
641 You’re vaxxed, right? 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
642 Is this land taken? 1.3425 0.04706 146 103 36 7
643 I'm looking for a second...okay, third mate. 1.3421 0.05122 152 113 26 13
644 The Captain was beginning to question the map’s definition of booty 1.3421 0.04501 190 140 35 15
645 Did you know your car warranty is about to expire? 1.3415 0.04531 164 117 38 9
646 One quick dip in the Bermuda Triangle, and guess what? 1.3412 0.04501 170 122 38 10
647 You're on my spot. 1.3405 0.04520 185 136 35 14
648 Do you have a moment to talk about your galleon's extended warranty? 1.3404 0.05405 141 106 22 13
649 Honey,this role playing is getting out of hand. 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
650 Don't worry. I've had my scurvy vaccine.” 1.3403 0.04640 144 101 37 6
651 Yaar, the lads on deck was wondrin', have ye any Dramamine? 1.3399 0.04652 153 109 36 8
652 You were right. Parrots can't swim. 1.3397 0.04855 156 114 31 11
653 First time in Penzance? 1.3396 0.04791 159 116 32 11
654 Is the Red Lobster still on First and Main? 1.3395 0.04809 162 119 31 12
655 The first rule of pirate club is you don't talk about pirate club. 1.3395 0.05118 162 123 23 16
656 Stop,I beg of you. I simply cannot abide one more page trapped inside a romance novel. 1.3395 0.04647 162 117 35 10
657 Oh good you’re here, I was worried you haven’t checked your messages in a bottles. 1.3395 0.04729 162 118 33 11
658 It's not that I walked too far, it's that they made the plank too short. 1.3391 0.04501 174 126 37 11
659 Whales 1 - Pirates 0 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
660 Cordial disagreement honey, not exactly mutiny 1.3382 0.04576 136 94 38 4
661 I was plundering long before corporations. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
662 You are right to call it a midlife crisis but at least the ship was cheaper than a Porsche. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
663 Sorry I'm late. There was a wreck on my way here. 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
664 No, shiver your own damn timbers. 1.3377 0.04781 151 109 33 9
665 Excuse me, how does one 'work from home'? 1.3377 0.05222 151 114 23 14
666 While a normal pirate would have gone for a ‘booty’ joke, the respectful pirate opted for a classic “pull me finger”. 1.3377 0.04718 154 111 34 9
667 What's the current price of gold? 1.3377 0.04440 154 108 40 6
668 What do you mean, what am I doing here? You said this was your ultimate fantasy! 1.3376 0.04478 157 111 39 7
669 Excuse me, madam, but do you happen to know anything about illegally downloading music? 1.3375 0.05085 160 121 24 15
670 You were right, there are no mermaids. 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
671 Sorry madam - ‘in search of booty’ - that’s just an old pirate expression. 1.3373 0.04486 166 119 38 9
672 Yo ho madame! I've been led to understand that there be booty on this island. 1.3368 0.04429 190 140 36 14
673 Do you happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.3368 0.04236 190 140 38 12
674 This book really does bring things to life! 1.3367 0.04394 196 145 36 15
675 One more thing: it's pronounced "care-ib-BEE-an." 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
676 Can you call me an Uber? 1.3357 0.05055 143 105 28 10
677 Going back to my original point. 1.3356 0.04689 146 104 35 7
678 Have you been vaccinated? 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
679 Pirating the Titanic was our first mistake. 1.3355 0.04510 155 110 38 7
680 How's the Wi-Fi here? 1.3355 0.04781 155 113 32 10
681 Arrr...all I said was "show me your booty" and next thing, Mrs. Captain be throwin' me overboard! 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
682 No, I’m here for MY booty. 1.3354 0.04312 161 113 42 6
683 Washed up?! I've simply stumbled upon hard times 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
684 Would it startle you less if I told you I'm just searching for booty? 1.3354 0.05057 161 122 24 15
685 Do you have a minute for Greenpeace? 1.3354 0.04600 164 119 35 10
686 You haven’t seen a mutinous band of time travelers by any chance? 1.3354 0.04600 164 119 35 10
687 Washed up pirate at your service, Madame. 1.3353 0.04463 167 120 38 9
688 I should have stopped at the yo ho ho instead of drinking the whole bottle of rum. 1.3353 0.04360 173 124 40 9
689 I FORGOT my boarding pass. 1.3353 0.04511 173 126 36 11
690 Hi, I'm Captain Kidd and I'm a New Yorker. I lived at 119-21 Pearl Street, NYC. That book about me your reading, it has a few inaccuracies. 1.3352 0.04562 182 135 33 14
691 Did you see a parrot fly by? 1.3333 0.04578 156 112 36 8
692 No, it’s a private island 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
693 Captain Morgan, and you? 1.3333 0.04431 159 119 31 9
694 And the worst part? I got a splinter from the plank they made me walk. 1.3333 0.04735 165 122 31 12
695 Do NOT go in there. 1.3333 0.04199 192 139 42 11
696 Excuse me, but have you considered burying your treasure? 1.3333 0.04602 150 107 36 7
697 You should see the other ship. 1.3333 0.04543 153 109 37 7
698 The ocean levels are indeed rising. 1.3333 0.04576 141 99 37 5
699 Is the plague over yet? 1.3333 0.04562 147 104 37 6
700 Pirating just doesn’t cover the bills like it used to. 1.3333 0.04349 141 104 28 6
701 Sorry, I'm in the middle of a really exciting chapter. 1.3333 0.04751 138 98 34 6
702 Excuse me, but I think you are sitting on my chest. 1.3314 0.04445 172 125 37 10
703 Can you direct me to the Gilbert & Sullivan conference? 1.3314 0.04445 172 125 37 10
704 Judging by your reaction I'm guessing that's NOT a swashbuckling romance novel you've got there. 1.3314 0.04521 172 126 35 11
705 You wouldn't happen to have a shell phone would you? 1.3314 0.04595 172 127 33 12
706 Rule #1 of seafaring: Never lease a pre-owned galleon. 1.3313 0.04306 166 118 41 7
707 I swear it's not a booty call. 1.3313 0.04938 166 126 25 15
708 I thought you had to keep walking when you ran out of plank 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
709 Our ship's shower wasn't working .. so I decided to just wash up on shore. 1.3312 0.04880 154 114 29 11
710 You post one bad tweet, and your entire crew throws you overboard. 1.3312 0.04424 154 109 39 6
711 No panic...I'm Johnny Depp! 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
712 Calm down. What I said was, I can't wait to fondle MY booty. 1.3312 0.04424 154 112 33 8
713 Aye. Now that’s what I call a treasure chest! 1.3312 0.05051 154 115 25 13
714 As it turns out, ‘Jolly Roger’ is a bit of a misnomer. 1.3311 0.04766 151 110 32 9
715 Excuse me, m'lady, yer booty is on me booty. 1.3311 0.04858 151 111 30 10
716 Next time we pack the dingy. 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
717 I have a crossbone to pick with you, Karen. 1.3310 0.05365 145 111 20 14
718 Am I too late for one ticket for the Grateful Dead concert ? 1.3310 0.05449 142 109 19 14
719 Well, I guess the pirate’s life is not for me after all. 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
720 Being self employed is tougher than we thought 1.3310 0.05069 142 105 27 10
721 One rule. Never run out of rum for the crew. 1.3309 0.04722 139 99 34 6
722 Excuse me! Is this Treasure Island or Nantucket? 1.3309 0.04722 139 99 34 6
723 Are you, by chance, an ophthalmologist? 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
724 Your crew stage a mutiny too? 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
725 Avast ye, hand over yer aye pad. 1.3298 0.04757 188 145 24 19
726 Excuse me, have you seen a large x? 1.3296 0.04395 179 131 37 11
727 Got change for a dubloon? 1.3296 0.04323 179 130 39 10
728 Wendy, you've changed! 1.3294 0.04553 170 125 34 11
729 Why you did not answer any of my messages? 1.3294 0.04153 170 125 37 8
730 I was going to change into my swimsuit but I forgot the combination to Davey Jones’s locker. 1.3293 0.04530 167 122 35 10
731 This is the real ending to that book. 1.3293 0.04686 167 124 31 12
732 A perfect storm, she held back her wrath till there were but two bottles of beer left on the wall. 1.3293 0.04977 164 125 24 15
733 Could I please borrow your phone to call my insurance company? 1.3293 0.04334 164 117 40 7
734 I walked the plank to meet you. 1.3292 0.04808 161 120 29 12
735 Excuse me. Have you seen a large X marking a spot? 1.3292 0.04727 161 119 31 11
736 Oh, ship. 1.3292 0.04888 161 121 27 13
737 Where be the Malibu Beach Club? 1.3292 0.04808 161 120 29 12
738 You’re late. 1.3291 0.04529 158 114 36 8
739 All that way and I forgot the combination to Davy Jones' locker. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
740 Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
741 Of all the places on the beach, you had to pick the spot where I buried my treasure 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
742 Well shrivel me tenders! 1.3289 0.04897 149 110 29 10
743 When did Robert Louis Stevenson become summer reading? 1.3289 0.04611 149 107 35 7
744 Pardon me, is this Treasure Island? 1.3289 0.04989 149 111 27 11
745 One of those nights, huh? 1.3289 0.05079 149 112 24 12
746 Polly want a pirate? 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
747 But remember, I’m just a boy standing in front of a girl, asking her to forgive him for leaving her for his mistress the sea who, it turns out, is kinda cruel. 1.3288 0.05153 146 109 24 12
748 Excuse me; Is this Penzance? 1.3287 0.04524 143 101 37 5
749 Excuse me ma'am, you wouldn't happen to have seen a large 'X' right around here? 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
750 It turns out the real treasure was the friends I made along the way. 1.3284 0.04590 134 96 33 5
751 Just once I'd like to take the Staten Island Ferry without the passengers thinking it funny to make me 'walk the plank'. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
752 Before he drowned the parrot bit my finger 1.3280 0.04346 186 137 37 12
753 The first rule of time travel is avoid water. 1.3279 0.05636 122 92 20 10
754 Excuse me ma’am, would you be so kind as to share with me your wifi password? 1.3278 0.04375 180 132 37 11
755 I see you’ve also been marooned here on Staten Island. 1.3274 0.04738 168 126 29 13
756 Honey, I Can Explain..... 1.3272 0.04451 162 117 37 8
757 I hate to do this but... You're sitting on my spot 1.3272 0.04620 162 119 33 10
758 Did you say booty? 1.3270 0.04679 159 117 32 10
759 Just to clarify,is this Treasure Island or Pleasure Island? 1.3269 0.04282 156 110 40 5
760 Could I borrow your towel to dry off? The mutiny on the Bounty didn't work out... 1.3269 0.04652 156 114 33 9
761 By any chance, did you see a parrot fly by? 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
762 My captain said to look for his ex 1.3267 0.05309 150 116 19 15
763 Forgive me. Where I'm from, yo ho means something entirely different. 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
764 I thought that cruise would never end. 1.3262 0.04444 141 99 38 4
765 I forgot where I parked. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
766 Not that kind of booty. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
767 I’m here to talk with you about your vehicle’s extended warranty 1.3261 0.05261 138 104 23 11
768 One if by land. Two if by sea. 1.3261 0.05056 138 102 27 9
769 Aye, with ye upmost respect may I lay claim to yer booty? 1.3260 0.04628 181 137 29 15
770 Pardon me miss - you don't happen to have any flex-seal in that beach bag, do you? 1.3259 0.05344 135 102 22 11
771 I be an anachronism? You be on the beach after Labor Day. 1.3258 0.05213 132 98 25 9
772 Have you gotten to part yet where Ahab loses his leg? Allow me to share my story? It will take less time then to finish your book. And, I'm not an angry man. 1.3258 0.05323 132 99 23 10
773 R-r-r-r- you from around here? 1.3254 0.04159 169 128 32 9
774 Yes, sole survivor. 1.3252 0.04341 163 117 39 7
775 Have you seen a parrot fly by? 1.3247 0.04687 154 113 32 9
776 They said it was unsinkable. 1.3247 0.04777 154 114 30 10
777 Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to put your eyepatch on. 1.3247 0.04951 154 116 26 12
778 They told me my Ex marked the spot. 1.3245 0.04932 151 113 27 11
779 I am sorry, but you are sitting on my bank deposit. 1.3245 0.05021 151 114 25 12
780 Just a little problem with my shallow depth perception. 1.3245 0.04560 151 109 35 7
781 On second thought, maybe I will just wear a bathing suit. 1.3245 0.04560 151 109 35 7
782 Now Barb, before you say I told so, the diving instructor thought my costume was hilarious. 1.3245 0.04260 151 106 41 4
783 Have you by chance seen a parrot? 1.3245 0.04240 188 138 39 11
784 The booty on this beach wasn't exactly what I was looking for. 1.3243 0.05093 148 112 24 12
785 Doris I insist that it IS International Talk Like A Pirate Day. 1.3242 0.04334 182 134 37 11
786 ...chartreuse and vermilion with dashes of lavender. He answers to Ambrose. 1.3241 0.04783 145 106 31 8
787 I swear I was only one sheet to the wind 1.3241 0.04472 145 103 37 5
788 I went overboard with the whole cosplay thing. 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
789 Ma’am, you didn’t let me finish. I meant treasure chest. 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
790 Instead of making me walk the plank, they dropped me off to listen to a timeshare spiel. 1.3239 0.04746 142 103 32 7
791 Pardon me, but do you happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.3239 0.04433 176 130 35 11
792 I'm a famous pirate, I Captain Kidd you not. 1.3237 0.04703 139 100 33 6
793 I don't suppose you might be able to spare a bottle of rum and a compass. 1.3237 0.04703 139 100 33 6
794 You have to go back. This is a private beach 1.3237 0.04703 139 100 33 6
795 Be this Tampa Bay? I hear tell ye have mighty fine buccaneers. 1.3237 0.04410 173 127 36 10
796 Can you point me in the direction of Pittsburgh? 1.3235 0.04764 170 129 27 14
797 Has my ship come in? 1.3235 0.04654 136 97 34 5
798 Pardon me,have you seen a parrot? 1.3234 0.04290 201 151 35 15
799 Excuse me,have you seen a very large pirate ship? 1.3234 0.04353 167 121 38 8
800 Did someone call for an Uber? 1.3232 0.04489 164 120 35 9
801 Well excuse me! I just walked the plank. 1.3230 0.04629 161 119 32 10
802 Excuse me, are the New Yorker cartoons still not funny? 1.3228 0.05577 127 97 19 11
803 No. This is Pleasure Island ! 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
804 No lassie, that was the Caine. I'm looking for the Bounty. 1.3226 0.04571 155 113 34 8
805 Gotta say that was the wildest booze cruise I’ve been on. 1.3226 0.04924 155 117 26 12
806 One last thing - who gets custody of the parrot? 1.3222 0.04433 180 134 34 12
807 Sorry to bother you, but I think you are sitting on my buried treasure. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
808 Excuse me madam, the map says you are sitting on my X. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
809 Sink me, to find upon what me thinks a deserted isle, such fine booty. 1.3221 0.05063 149 113 24 12
810 I don’t think that’s where your mask should go 1.3221 0.04594 149 112 27 9
811 Your name wouldn't happen to be Friday, would it? 1.3219 0.04552 146 105 35 6
812 Darn, I forgot the hook. 1.3217 0.05022 143 107 26 10
813 You're sitting over my buried treasure, if you don't mind... 1.3217 0.04718 143 104 32 7
814 Whew, just a sec, catch my breath.... Y'know, I bet it'll get easier to be a pirate once I can afford a ship. 1.3217 0.04922 143 106 28 9
815 This Pirate crap is waaaay over rated 1.3216 0.04034 171 121 45 5
816 Aye, so that's one rum punch ye'll be havin'. Back in a fortnight, lassie, if the winds be fair... 1.3216 0.04440 171 126 35 10
817 Mind if I use your phone to order an Uber? 1.3214 0.04725 168 127 28 13
818 Just one more thing. 1.3214 0.04249 168 121 40 7
819 My theme party cruise line just went under. 1.3214 0.04413 168 123 36 9
820 What the heck, I need directions 1.3212 0.04383 165 120 37 8
821 Honey, I told you to bring your bathing suit, not your Halloween costume. 1.3212 0.04466 165 121 35 9
822 Aye Aye Lassie. Can you help me out? The water is cold and wet and I'm starting to shiver me timbers. 1.3210 0.04521 162 119 34 9
823 Be careful what you post online about your crew. 1.3209 0.04569 134 95 35 4
824 This is awkward but you’re sitting on my buried treasure. 1.3207 0.04224 184 135 39 10
825 Where’s the hook, Captain? 1.3206 0.05338 131 99 22 10
826 The name's Morgan, Captain Morgan. 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
827 Excuse me, ma’am, my ship sank, me parrot croaked, me wenches swam off. Could you spare busfare to Schenectady? I promise I’ll spare you the Argggh! 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
828 I can only touch land every 10 years. Can you tell me if anything interesting happened in the last decade? 1.3200 0.04765 125 89 32 4
829 Might I use your phone? 1.3200 0.04944 150 113 26 11
830 I know you divorced me, but the map said 'ex marks the spot' 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
831 Johnny Depp? Never heard of him. 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
832 Walking the plank builds character", they said 1.3194 0.05088 144 109 24 11
833 nice hat 1.3194 0.05088 144 109 24 11
834 I swear it’s never sunk before. 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
835 Sorry, but this beach is reserved for pirates. And Chris Christie. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
836 Can I use your phone for one minute? 1.3193 0.04276 166 120 39 7
837 You ordered a Captain Morgan? 1.3191 0.05261 141 108 21 12
838 Well, I only plunder when I have to. Actually, I'm a life coach. 1.3191 0.05065 141 106 25 10
839 First to walk across the Atlantic Ocean. 1.3190 0.04412 163 119 36 8
840 No, I didn’t say “You’re the treasure I’ve been looking for, I said, “You’re sitting on the treasure I’ve been looking for. Please move. “ 1.3190 0.04581 163 121 32 10
841 Arr, can you spare a towel? I'm shivering me timbers off. 1.3190 0.04412 163 124 28 10
842 I know what you're going to say, and yes, I was two sheets to the wind last night. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
843 May I see your booty? 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
844 Excuse me, but they told me if I reserved the chair they would hold it until I got here. 1.3185 0.05114 135 101 25 9
845 The warmth of your greeting suggests I've washed up on Nantucket. 1.3185 0.05325 135 103 21 11
846 Captain Morgan, I presume? 1.3185 0.04870 157 119 26 12
847 Rule number one, walking the plank is not as fun as it looks. 1.3185 0.04611 157 119 28 10
848 On the contrary, I thought Pirates of the Caribbean 4 was the best film in the franchise. 1.3185 0.04785 157 118 28 11
849 Pardon, m'Lady. 'Ave ye seen a parrot 'ere 'bouts ? 1.3182 0.04565 176 133 30 13
850 Excuse me, but is this the Barbery Coast? 1.3182 0.04936 154 117 25 12
851 ...Excusez-moir, Madame, I am here for how-you-say the Booty Call...... 1.3182 0.04635 176 134 28 14
852 I'll clarify the meaning of looking for booty. 1.3182 0.04849 154 116 27 11
853 Hey, uh, that message in a bottle was meant for my wife 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
854 May I borrow your towel? 1.3178 0.04795 129 93 31 5
855 Why isn't one of us black, or Asian? 1.3174 0.04959 167 130 21 16
856 I wet myself. 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
857 Don't mind me, I'm just looking for booty. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
858 Don’t know: I’m a stranger here myself 1.3172 0.04453 145 104 36 5
859 Excuse me, does there happen to be an "x" under your chair? 1.3172 0.03746 186 132 48 5
860 And the worst part is I lost my parrot. 1.3169 0.04620 142 103 33 6
861 I’m guessing you’re not part of the re-enactors weekend? 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
862 Madam, have you seen any large black X marks on the sand nearby? 1.3165 0.04793 139 102 30 7
863 Private beach not pirate beach 1.3165 0.04901 139 105 24 9
864 I’m really impressed by this wicking fabric! 1.3165 0.04571 139 100 34 5
865 My locker is underwater. Can I borrow a towel? 1.3165 0.04673 158 118 30 10
866 Auggggh, I think you misunderstood when I said I was looking for booty 1.3162 0.05393 136 105 19 12
867 May I borrow a blanket? Me timbers be shivering. 1.3161 0.04908 155 118 25 12
868 OK, so it turns out you may have been right and there is a lot more to being a pirate than simply deciding you are one. 1.3161 0.04554 155 114 33 8
869 Well that was fun! Can you hold my hat while I go walk the plank again? 1.3161 0.04170 155 116 31 7
870 Can you tell me the nearest place to get vaccinated. 1.3158 0.04448 133 94 36 3
871 First of all, Captain Jack Sparrow dresses like me. 1.3158 0.04934 133 98 28 7
872 I think you’re sitting on my hook. 1.3158 0.04186 171 124 40 7
873 Could you direct me to the nearest eye doctor? 1.3155 0.04233 168 122 39 7
874 The patch makes it hard to see the depth gauge. 1.3155 0.04558 168 126 31 11
875 It’s actually your not you’re 1.3155 0.04399 168 124 35 9
876 he’s orange and green, always asks for a cracker … if you spot him call ARG 27822 1.3154 0.04576 149 109 33 7
877 You were right. I'm really not a mariner. 1.3151 0.04533 146 106 34 6
878 I’m part of the new aspect of Ancestry.com: A personal visit 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
879 We got a bad rap in the eighteenth century. 1.3151 0.04533 146 106 34 6
880 I could swear it was, "One if by sea." 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
881 Excuse me lass; me crew said there be some fine booty just sitting there on the beach; can I trouble you to steer me in the right direction? 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
882 My friends were wrong. They are not plenty of other fish in the sea. 1.3147 0.04699 143 105 31 7
883 Don't be alarmed, walking the plank off the coast of Florida is every pirate's retirement party. 1.3145 0.04908 124 90 29 5
884 Upon reflection, it was a mistake for me to test the plank personally before forcing the mutineers walk it. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
885 Have you seen a ship with a black flag? 1.3145 0.04474 159 117 34 8
886 You're not gonna believe this but I'm Johnny Depp. 1.3145 0.04816 159 121 26 12
887 Booty call. 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
888 Sorry but I have a permit to pillage here starting in fifteen minutes. 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
889 I'll start. 1.3143 0.04655 140 102 32 6
890 The things I do for rum. Please tell me you have some. 1.3143 0.04574 175 133 29 13
891 Can you recommend a cafe with really crispy fish and chips? 1.3143 0.04543 140 101 34 5
892 You know post-2020 travel is competitive when the only available tour is “The Historically Accurate Gangplank Experience.” 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
893 Could you kindly direct me to the nearest Lloyd's office? 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
894 I already have been pirated. I rent in the Hamptons . 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
895 The diving board is more dangerous than it looks. 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
896 I'm getting the feeling that I'm not in Penzance. 1.3141 0.04620 156 115 31 9
897 did you happen to see a parrot with yellow markings? 1.3141 0.04530 156 115 33 8
898 Did you happen to spot a very wet parrot going bye? 1.3139 0.04720 137 100 31 6
899 Got a towel I can borrow? 1.3139 0.04240 137 98 35 3
900 you haven't seen a parrot have you? 1.3137 0.04948 153 117 24 12
901 Now if I were Johnny Depp, on the other hand. Would you still think that? 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
902 Could you tell me...which is the way to Provincetown? 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
903 Excuse me, you're on my spot. 1.3133 0.04451 150 109 35 6
904 I think I parked my ship in a different bay. 1.3133 0.04836 150 113 27 10
905 On Tinder you said formal wear. 1.3129 0.04998 147 112 24 11
906 To clear the record, I do not endorse imbibing the rum which is my namesake, as I find a clear head is necessary for effective pillaging. 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
907 Did you say first star to the right and straight on till morning?" 1.3129 0.04610 147 108 32 7
908 Have you seen an obese parrot ... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders! 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
909 Excuse me wench, have you got any Grey Poupon? 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
910 You're right honey, its too hot for my pirate suit. 1.3129 0.04808 163 125 25 13
911 Madame, did you know that the extended warranty on your ship is about to run out? 1.3125 0.05108 160 126 18 16
912 Excuse me. I’m looking for Pittsburgh. 1.3121 0.04595 157 117 31 9
913 All I said was, "Captain, you're wrong. Starboard is to the right." 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
914 May I borrow a towel? 1.3121 0.04403 141 101 36 4
915 Call me Ishmael. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
916 May I bother you for a second? 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
917 Are you reading a pirated book? 1.3120 0.05378 125 95 21 9
918 I'm hoping your book is 'Piracy for Dummies.' 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
919 Excuse me. Are you divorced? I was told that “ex” marks the spot. 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
920 Excuse me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3116 0.05224 138 106 21 11
921 It’s a good joke but it’s missing a hook. 1.3116 0.04691 138 103 28 7
922 No, honey, I said I would do PILATES on the beach if you took me to Hawaii. Autocorrect. Love you though. 1.3116 0.05224 138 106 21 11
923 I hereby claim this land and all rights and privileges pertaining thereto, in perpetuity, in the name of Walter Elias Disney! 1.3113 0.04716 151 113 29 9
924 Excuse me, Miss, have you seen Polly?... He's about yay high and has a serious addiction to crakers. 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
925 That's it. The GPS company is getting a very angry message in a bottle. 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
926 If you see Johnny Depp tell him we're ready for his close-up. 1.3109 0.05566 119 91 19 9
927 Me mates were anti-vaxers 1.3107 0.04385 177 133 33 11
928 Do you happen to have the number for Triple ArghArghArgh? 1.3103 0.05040 145 111 23 11
929 My fantasy cruise didn't pan out. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
930 Do you have a lime? 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
931 Who in thunder is Johnny Depp? 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
932 It seems shouting "Yo, Ho, Ho!" at your crew doesn't inspire them quite the way it used to. 1.3099 0.04253 171 126 37 8
933 Honey, you won't believe what happened to me! 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
934 The Hamptons? Hmm, never heard of that. We called it Bloodsucker’s Bight. 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
935 If you like piña coladas And gettin' caught in the rain... 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
936 Ahoy, wench! Have ye any Grey Poupon? 1.3097 0.04718 155 117 28 10
937 Took the gold in plank walking. 1.3095 0.05459 126 97 19 10
938 Excuse me but can you point me in the direction of Pirate's Cove? 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
939 Lost me ship to some seriously loony sailors from a place called MAGA. 1.3095 0.04773 168 130 24 14
940 So it turns out that the Kraken was NOT a hoax. 1.3095 0.04709 126 91 31 4
941 Arrrr ye single? 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
942 Polly did not want a cracker 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
943 'Scuse me, did you see a parrot flying this way? 1.3086 0.04489 162 123 29 10
944 So, Glen, I see that you chose not to go down with the ship. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
945 Do you happen to have any dry powder? 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
946 Excuse me madam. Do you have a metal detector I could borrow? 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
947 I guess a costumed swim party isn’t such a good idea after all 1.3082 0.04617 146 108 31 7
948 Believe me, Robert Louis Stevenson is fake news. 1.3082 0.04457 159 118 33 8
949 One more thing,never go swimming dressed as a pirate… 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
950 Yes,have you seen a large whale? White perhaps? Carrying a leg? 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
951 I come from Penn's Aunt's. 1.3077 0.04613 130 97 28 5
952 On a treasure hunt, turns out that maps still beat GPS every time... 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
953 All I wanted was a Cutty Sark on the rocks. 1.3072 0.04329 166 123 35 8
954 Ahoy, Lass. Have You Seen a Ticking Alligator? 1.3072 0.04176 153 110 39 4
955 Madam ... wherefore art I? 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
956 Just one word. Plastic. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
957 You swiped right? 1.3071 0.04407 140 101 35 4
958 Hold it! Before you just start making crazy assumptions… 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
959 … you’ve been served! 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
960 A watery grave isn't all it's cracked up to be! 1.3067 0.04531 150 111 32 7
961 to be honest, when you “booty” called me, this is not what I had in mind. 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
962 I asked for Captain Morgan on the rocks. 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
963 I got the message in the bottle.. 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
964 First of all.. is this the Hamptons? 1.3066 0.04698 137 101 30 6
965 Yes, I ordered a Captain Morgan with a splash. 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
966 Be there an X beneath yer chair? 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
967 Some Halloween! Well, I do look a little like Jesus dressed as a pirate, but as it turns out, I cannot walk on water! 1.3061 0.04691 147 110 29 8
968 Grey Poupon? That's so Eighties 1.3061 0.05073 147 114 21 12
969 What was my line again? 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
970 Well, it was better than the Civil War reenactment jaunt. 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
971 Please pardon my use of ‘land ho’ 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
972 Please, warn the children, lest they too put on eye out. 1.3057 0.04396 157 116 34 7
973 Have yee been stranded long? 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
974 I'm from Pirate Insurance and I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty. 1.3056 0.05423 144 115 14 15
975 Are there any good places here to get coffee? 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
976 Well, I didn't think my ex would mark the spot, but here we are. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
977 Begging your pardon miss, doubloon for a phone call? 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
978 Aye Missy. Any chance those are wet parrot feathers adorning your drink? 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
979 Is Betty White still with us? 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
980 Not a euphemism, an actual locker it is. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
981 Madam, you may call me Jonah. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely..... 1.3050 0.05027 141 108 23 10
982 I thought you knew better than to start drinking before lunch." 1.3049 0.04608 164 125 28 11
983 Don't mind the outfit, I'm clinically insane. 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
984 Before you say anything, know that this was the best job I could get in this market. 1.3046 0.04305 151 109 36 5
985 Excuse me but do you have a few minutes to talk about climate change and rising sea levels? 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
986 Ooooh, it said PRIVATE island... 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
987 Have you seen my parrot? I saw him circling above you. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
988 Don't tell me I never wash up for you. 1.3043 0.05404 138 109 16 13
989 Did you see a damp angry parrot fly over here recently? 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
990 Did you just make a booty call? 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
991 And then he said, ‘Why don’t YOU walk the plank… 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
992 You’re right, this is much harder to swim in than my trunks. 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
993 I just turned to the cap'n, said "I quit," started walking, and never looked back. 1.3040 0.04714 125 91 30 4
994 …sooo, there was a party out there, and I recall downing a lot of grog and some dancing on a shivered timber, but then it all went blank. 1.3040 0.04849 125 94 25 6
995 Happen to see a parrot? 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
996 It looked so much easier when Johnny Depp did it. 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
997 Spoiler Alert! The captain didn’t go down with the ship. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
998 Are you here to find the treasure within yourself too? 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
999 A word about those mushrooms in your morning omelette... 1.3034 0.04827 145 110 26 9
1000 I told them! Making me walk the plank because I haven’t been vaccinated is a step too far. 1.3033 0.04640 122 88 31 3
1001 Is this the New World? 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1002 I remembered my eye patch but forgot my mask 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1003 I'm sorry, I thought you ordered a Captain Morgan wet. 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
1004 That is Sir Francis Drake to you young lady. 1.3030 0.04161 165 121 38 6
1005 They had ONE job. I said an X, not my ex… 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1006 You get one ARRRR and a one terrible pirate joke, then I have a question! 1.3028 0.04996 142 109 23 10
1007 Har, have you seen a big X on the ground anywhere near here? 1.3028 0.04792 142 107 27 8
1008 Just one request; don't ask me to say argh. 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
1009 The plank was the easy part! 1.3026 0.04943 152 118 22 12
1010 I seem to have finally developed sea legs 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1011 Any chance you can spare some plunder? 1.3025 0.04856 119 89 25 5
1012 Still thinking that an ocean separates us ? 1.3025 0.04856 119 87 28 4
1013 I'm no longer "on board" with the pirate life. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1014 Is this the set for Pirates of the Caribbean 6…? 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
1015 Walking the plank is not as fun as it sounds. 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
1016 Me? I'm the mascot for Captain Matey's Seaside Bar down the beach... I fell off the deck. 1.3022 0.04966 139 105 24 9
1017 I’m more handsome than the sea captain in your book and I don’t have scurvy! 1.3022 0.05070 139 107 22 10
1018 Might there be a Captain Morgan in you bag? It's been a rough day. 1.3022 0.04527 139 102 32 5
1019 Water's perfect. 1.3022 0.04641 139 103 30 6
1020 An election? Blimey, I’d never steal that! 1.3020 0.04828 149 114 25 10
1021 I came for a scurvy booster shot 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
1022 Excuse me, which way to the vaccination station? 1.3020 0.04828 149 114 25 10
1023 Boy have I got a story for you! 1.3020 0.04227 149 108 37 4
1024 The parrot didn't make it. 1.3020 0.04538 149 111 31 7
1025 Might I join you for Arrr & Arrr, matey? 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
1026 Do you speak arrrgh? 1.3017 0.05772 116 91 15 10
1027 Excuse me, was there a big X where you sat down? 1.3016 0.05073 126 95 24 7
1028 Could I possibly trouble you for some Gray Poupon? 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
1029 I would not harm a hair on your head, sister, but thou are sitting where I intend to dig. 1.3015 0.05252 136 106 19 11
1030 Excuse me, but do you know if you're sitting on an X 1.3014 0.04597 146 109 30 7
1031 I’m looking for a bottle - a little over a foot long - with a piece of paper in it that looks like a map. Here’s my card in case you find it. 1.3013 0.04401 156 116 33 7
1032 I lost my locker combination. 1.3012 0.04559 166 127 28 11
1033 No, not that kind of a chest, I'm looking for a chest full of gold 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
1034 First of all, I'm a Buccaneer, not a pirate, and to think I walked the plank thinking you were a mermaid, so I guess we're both a little disappointed. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1035 Excuse me, but I've had this spot reserved for a long time. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1036 I guess I needed a bigger boat! 1.3008 0.04751 123 90 29 4
1037 I told you I'd be back. 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
1038 Sorry, I don’t have any spare doubloons. 1.3008 0.05407 123 95 19 9
1039 Correction: Dead men tell one tale. 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
1040 Whoops, I forgot my ship, I'll be back in a minute. 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1041 Couldn’t find any treasure at sea…could I check out your booty? 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
1042 Was it you who swiped right on my Tinder profile? 1.3007 0.04551 153 115 30 8
1043 It’s two if by sea! 1.3007 0.04826 153 118 24 11
1044 Shiver me Tinder, it's a booty call. 1.3000 0.05411 110 81 21 6
1045 More like "wither yer timber" - I guess the water's cold. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
1046 ‘Would you mind moving your chair, and do you have a shovel?” 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
1047 Did you happen to see a fake 'Pirates of the Caribbean' ship, which changed direction very suddenly? 1.3000 0.04412 150 111 33 6
1048 I did not come to loot, pillage, and destroy. I just need the men’s room. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
1049 Captain Morgan try-outs? 1.2992 0.05398 127 99 18 10
1050 Where's Chris Christie? 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1051 OK, you were right. Not the best way to predict weather. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1052 The mutiny? Well it started as a disagreement over dessert... 1.2991 0.05465 117 90 19 8
1053 Um, actually, that's not what mansplaining is 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
1054 11 across has only one Rrrrr. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1055 Pardon, but did you happen to see a giant, black X anywhere on this beach? 1.2986 0.04935 144 111 23 10
1056 Didn't expect to walk-the-plank on my first Disney Cruise. 1.2986 0.04631 144 108 29 7
1057 You wouldn’t have happened to see an “X” around here? 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
1058 Does the hot dog stand take shillings? 1.2985 0.05193 134 104 20 10
1059 Which way to the Benbow Inn? 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
1060 Does Tampa Bay still have THAT quarterback? 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
1061 That’s the last pirate-themed murder mystery cruise I’ll be attending. 1.2985 0.05193 134 104 20 10
1062 Pardon me, could you direct me to the nearest maritime complaint office ? 1.2984 0.05119 124 99 16 9
1063 The price of lumber's made the planks extra short these days. 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
1064 Can I use your cell phone? I need to make a booty call. 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
1065 Okay, you were right, I did need a bigger boat. 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1066 Your name wouldn’t be Wendy by any chance, right? 1.2980 0.04773 151 116 25 10
1067 Aye matey, brexit's for sexists. 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
1068 Your sunglasses are NOT in this ocean! 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
1069 Argh. But the joke's on them! My sport jacket is "drip-dry"! 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
1070 Did a large green parrot just come by here,demanding a cracker? 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
1071 Have you by any chance seen my parrot? 1.2977 0.05275 131 102 19 10
1072 Excuse me, do you know the WiFi password? 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
1073 I'm partial to Magical Realism myself. 1.2976 0.04184 168 125 36 7
1074 Could I trouble you for a ship and a dastardly crew? 1.2975 0.05460 121 94 18 9
1075 Might you have seen my parrot, per chance? 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
1076 I'll have what she's having 1.2975 0.04930 121 90 26 5
1077 One Captain Morgan and coke, please 1.2973 0.04644 148 113 25 9
1078 Jennifer, is that you? You’re not the X I was expecting to find here. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1079 Is that elongated index finger supposed to distract me from your eye-patch or the extra finger on your left hand?” 1.2971 0.04675 175 138 22 15
1080 I SORT OF GOT LOSST. SORRY. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1081 By any chance to you have a dry phone charger? 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1082 The last thing I remember is walking on a kind of plank... 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
1083 Would it be too much trouble to quickly check Google Maps ma'am? 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1084 Am I too late? 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
1085 Aye, just walked off the job. Bitcoin has really ruined this business. 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
1086 One Corona please. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1087 Excuse me Ms,but do you know where I can get a pumpkin spice latte? 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1088 Which way is Mar-a-Lago? 1.2966 0.05002 145 113 21 11
1089 Have you any Grey Pupon? 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1090 Found your bottle. Message gone. 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1091 You had one job . Look after the boat 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
1092 I’d like to borrow that plastic shovel. 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
1093 geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance 1.2960 0.05568 125 99 15 11
1094 I don’t think it’s the pirates life for me 1.2958 0.05173 142 112 18 12
1095 Have you seen a ship with a skull and crossbones flag pass by? 1.2958 0.04557 142 106 30 6
1096 Have you seen a wet parrot recently? 1.2958 0.04332 142 104 34 4
1097 I was voted worst at the dress-up night on my cruise. 1.2958 0.04875 142 109 24 9
1098 Bad day at the Office, dear! 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
1099 You get one guess. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
1100 Thank you for your concern, but it's all drip-dry. 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
1101 I lay claim to this shore and that chair! 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
1102 Have you seen a parrot around here recently? 1.2953 0.04312 149 110 34 5
1103 I got down to one bottle of beer on the wall and they had enough. 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
1104 Excuse me, but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
1105 I'm looking for the Bachelor in Paradise auditions. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1106 I complained that my costume was the only realistic thing about the shore excursion, so they made me walk the plank. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1107 Ma'am I am NOT washed up, I am Johnny Depp! 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1108 I am actually Keith Richards. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1109 I swear, it was "yo-ho-ho, and just ONE bottle of rum." 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
1110 Your profile did say "Must love the beach" 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1111 Hello. Have you seen a rather wet parrot? 1.2946 0.05092 129 99 22 8
1112 Madame, would you happen to know a good financial guy? I'm having some real doubts about the gold standard. 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
1113 Is this your dream or mine 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
1114 You may skeptical but I really know where the money is buried. 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
1115 No, I'm not Captain Jack ... and who is Johnny Depp? 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
1116 Please, I beg you not to talk like a pirate. 1.2941 0.04318 136 101 31 4
1117 Aargh! I have no idea what a five letter word for “Pirate’s growl” might be. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
1118 Pardon me, but have you seen a parrot around here? 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
1119 Excuse me, but I believe you are sitting on my buried treasure. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1120 Excuse me mam,is this pirate cove? 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
1121 DEPP? Two mansions up on your right. 1.2937 0.04530 143 107 30 6
1122 Have you seen a parrot fly over? 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
1123 Which one of us is lost? 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
1124 You look an awful lot like my next conquest 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
1125 But this is no ordinary booty call 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
1126 Sorry I’m late, I had to wash up before our date… 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
1127 Ahoy! No worries if not, but did you happen to pass a large, red X between here and the bar? 1.2933 0.04391 150 112 32 6
1128 Could you please move your chair, and also tell me where I can get a shovel? 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
1129 Me first mistake was tellin' 'em I was from Tampa Bay. And me second one was sayin' the Jets are second-rate! 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
1130 Not all pirates are illegal immigrants 1.2932 0.05205 133 104 19 10
1131 I didn’t know there were direct flights here! 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1132 Mind scooting to the left, Rhonda? I know we had a nasty breakup, but they say an ex marks the spot. 1.2931 0.05874 116 93 12 11
1133 Treasure Island? 1.2930 0.04718 157 122 24 11
1134 No, I'm Soggy Roger. I haven't been jolly since they made me walk the plank. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1135 Can you hook me up? 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
1136 No, I don’t have the time 1.2929 0.05018 140 109 21 10
1137 Pardon, me, but have you seen my X? 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
1138 I was told there is an X near this spot 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
1139 I have one question: where is everybody? 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
1140 I may look all washed up, but plunder is still my middle name. 1.2925 0.04750 147 113 25 9
1141 I doubt you have a coke in that bag, but it’s worth a shot 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1142 I expected Adironack chairs and champagne in the Hamptons, not one of those cheap folding numbers and a measly soft-sided cooler. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
1143 That’s what I call ARRR and ARRR! 1.2922 0.04506 154 117 29 8
1144 I had one job... 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1145 I'm sorry, but have you seen a big "X" around here anywhere? 1.2919 0.04193 161 122 32 7
1146 Am I not old money enough for this town? 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
1147 ‘I have a perfectly good explanation for the eye patch.’ 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
1148 Could you call me a Dryft? 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
1149 I will spare you the yo, ho, ho’s. 1.2913 0.04758 127 95 27 5
1150 Allow me to explain my conduct in Chapter 6. 1.2913 0.05013 127 97 23 7
1151 Could I impose on you to move about three paces to the right? I may have misplaced something. 1.2913 0.05013 127 97 23 7
1152 Excuse me, are you the land hoe? 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
1153 Wench, one flagon of ale and be quick about it. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1154 Davy jones’ locker called, I need the combination. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1155 Honey, you said that was a pirate cruise, not a real pirate ship. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1156 I think I may have made the plank too short. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1157 Are you sure it’s a private beach? I could have swore it said Pirate Beach 🏴‍☠️ 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
1158 Ah, excuse me…I wasn’t the seaman you wanted? 1.2908 0.04449 141 107 28 6
1159 Sorry, this is a pirate beach! 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1160 Is this Treasure Island? 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1161 I'm a bit lost. Can you direct me to the nearest pirate ship? 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
1162 Is this Ipswich? 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
1163 I've been marooned for asking about 'booty'—so 2021. 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
1164 Back in my day! 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
1165 M'am, I'm sure you're a real treasure, but I think you're sitting on mine 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
1166 I almost got past the Coast Guard this time 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
1167 Excuse me. You didn't happen to see my parrot? 1.2901 0.05139 131 102 20 9
1168 Isn't the lower half of your body supposed to be fish? 1.2901 0.05139 131 102 20 9
1169 In hindsight, ‘pirate costume’ may have been a terrible desert island item 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
1170 Do NOT ask to pet the parrot! 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1171 Would this be India by any chance? 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
1172 Did you request an Uber? 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
1173 You’re over bored? Try reading this book. 1.2899 0.04954 138 107 22 9
1174 Excuse me ma'am, can i borrow your iPatch charger? 1.2899 0.04846 138 105 24 8
1175 Pardon me Miss, you’re sitting on my treasure. 1.2898 0.04118 176 133 35 8
1176 Have you seen a big X around here? 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
1177 Did you happen to order a rum & seawater? 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1178 So, what did I miss? 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
1179 Never could tell which way the wind blows. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1180 "Excuse me, may I have your attention for just a minute?" 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 22 7
1181 The keys have a yellow rubber ducky attached. 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1182 Of note: Parrots neither swim nor float. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1183 I can’t take my eye off you. 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
1184 God, you are the most beautiful thing on the beach! And after six months at sea and shipwrecked, I am really, really horny! But what I really, really need, is a big bandaid for my index finger and directions to the nearest laundromat. 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
1185 Do you know that we are hiring female pirates? 1.2889 0.05137 135 106 19 10
1186 Pardon me assumption that ye were just a pretty face, I have no depth perception. 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1187 I wonder if I could bother you for a glass of water? 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1188 They told me it was walk like a pirate day. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1189 Next fantasy needs to be on dry land. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1190 So, about last night... I request a parlay. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
1191 "If you come across a doubloon, it's mine. 1.2881 0.04677 118 87 28 3
1192 I have traveled the seven seas, lost my ship, my crew, and my eye so that I may mansplain this newly discovered continent to you. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
1193 You're not quite the Captain Dreamy I had pictured 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
1194 Do you happen to have an “aye” phone I could borrow? 1.2880 0.04517 125 92 30 3
1195 Hello! We've been trying to reach you about your Galleon's extended warranty! 1.2880 0.05183 125 97 20 8
1196 I admitted that I only had the one dose and they threw me overboard. 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
1197 Turns out even cruises don't want to see a standup pirate. 1.2879 0.04753 132 100 26 6
1198 Well, it is a 'clothes optional' beach. This is my option. 1.2879 0.04753 132 100 26 6
1199 Does this place have wi-fi? 1.2879 0.04753 132 100 26 6
1200 Have any grey poupon ? 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1201 Just how did you get to shore so fast after the ship sank lassie? 1.2878 0.04816 139 106 24 8
1202 You didn't happen to see a parrot did you? 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
1203 The pirates thought your son was a better sailor than I was 1.2878 0.04479 139 106 27 6
1204 Did you see my ship go by? 1.2878 0.04361 139 103 32 4
1205 Excuse me, but you are sitting on my treasure. 1.2877 0.04952 146 115 20 11
1206 Walked the plank for the first time. 1.2877 0.04952 146 115 20 11
1207 This will only take a minute of your time. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
1208 Please tell me you’re not doing your own research. 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
1209 Excuse me but you're sitting on my buried treasure. 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
1210 I'm getting too old for this. Next year, it's going to be 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Evian!' 1.2874 0.04170 167 126 34 7
1211 I'm not a pirate, but I play one on TV. 1.2870 0.04931 108 80 25 3
1212 The sea is my mistress!? Honey, she doesn't mean anything to me! 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1213 Honey, they said that I also have to bring my own parrot. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
1214 Would you like to join me on a cruise? 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
1215 Lost and thirsty, m'lady! Will sing Ebbtide fer a cuppa grog and directions to Penzance. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
1216 My dear, I am the very model of a Climate Activist gentlemen! 1.2868 0.05067 129 100 21 8
1217 Oh, they told me business casual 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
1218 Pardon me, which way did the fifteen men with the Dead Man's Chest go? 1.2868 0.04694 129 97 27 5
1219 Did you happen to see my crew? 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
1220 No, I didn’t say, “You’re the treasure I’ve been seeking.” I said, “You’re sitting on the treasure I’ve been seeking, please move.” 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
1221 You'll not be thinking me so foolish, lassie, when my ship comes in. 1.2867 0.04925 143 112 21 10
1222 Excuse me, I'm doing research on where women's thoughts stray while reading romance novels on the beach. 1.2867 0.04396 143 107 31 5
1223 Yo ho ho and bottle of rum can lead to trouble. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1224 Do you know the score of the Pirates game? I had to walk the plank and missed the last inning. 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
1225 The Captain said he spotted ‘booty’ over on the shore, and I just thought I’d swim over here to let you know that I thought that remark was crude and misogynistic. Anyway, do you have any plans later? 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
1226 Pardon, me lady, which Southampton is this? 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
1227 See a white whale? 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1228 Pardon me, but would you happen to have a glass of water? 1.2857 0.05291 133 106 16 11
1229 That rum... 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1230 May I trouble you for a towel? 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
1231 I hurt my finger. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1232 Hey -- is this Outlander? 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1233 We've run out of the special. Could I interest you in the grouper? 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1234 Wench! Yer sitting on me buried treasure! 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
1235 Ridesharing pickup? 1.2857 0.04630 147 113 26 8
1236 Leadership is over rated. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1237 Let’s just say the Jolly Roger isn’t so jolly right now. 1.2857 0.04079 161 120 36 5
1238 Now is not the time to fix our moral compass. 1.2857 0.05222 119 94 16 8
1239 Which way to the puffy shirt store? 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1240 Too early for Halloween? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1241 Didn't your Tinder profile mention cosplay? 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1242 AWRR, me was wondr'ng ifn' ye might spare a bit of yer bottled water" ? 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
1243 Johnny Depp….you look different in the movies… 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1244 One positive Covid test and they make me walk the plank. 1.2847 0.04794 144 112 23 9
1245 From walking the plank, to discovering priceless booty. Argh! 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
1246 No! I’m not your waiter. 1.2847 0.05089 144 115 17 12
1247 Was there an X on that spot before you sat there? 1.2847 0.04963 137 107 21 9
1248 Good afternoon, madame. Have you considered how flood insurance can help you improve your quality of life? 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
1249 I’d like to talk to you about your automobile warranty. 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
1250 Sorry. You're all washed up as a pirate. 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
1251 Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Poseidon? 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1252 My Waze broke. Where can I find “X”? 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
1253 This beach used to be 5 mile farther out, let me guess, global warming? 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1254 It’s not so jolly after all. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1255 Forgive the get-up; I'm a time traveler, it's a long story. Is Jeff Bezos still alive? He is?? By God, I've failed... 1.2846 0.05356 123 97 17 9
1256 Brandi, I was wrong about loving the sea… 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
1257 I am Rip Tide VanWinkle 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
1258 You just missed him.. by about 409 years 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1259 You were expecting Captain Hook? 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1260 That pirate copy belongs to me. 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
1261 I hope you're wearing SPF 50. 1.2844 0.05695 109 86 15 8
1262 Apparently ‘walk the plank’ is not a viral TikTok dance. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1263 I seek asylum. 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
1264 Excuse me, do you know the way to San Jose? 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1265 I don’t think the mutinous crew had this in mind when they cast me ashore. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1266 Can you call AAA for me? 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1267 Stuff your yo-ho-ho and bottle of rum, Buster, and go back to Penzance where you belong. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
1268 First, I told you NOT to use the tippy canoe for the maiden and the pirate game. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
1269 Excuse me madam, the nearest Starbucks? 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
1270 No, today is "Walk Like A Pirate Day." 1.2832 0.04782 113 84 26 3
1271 Nowadays Ahoy is the name of a cookie. 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
1272 In my defense, the parrot won the coin toss. 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
1273 A bad day at the beach is better than a good day at work. 1.2831 0.04084 166 125 35 6
1274 Land mermaids have legs!" 1.2826 0.04362 138 103 31 4
1275 Sorry, it took me longer than expected, I had to get my ship together! 1.2824 0.04999 131 102 21 8
1276 Hi Darlene. So Ex does mark the spot. 1.2823 0.05192 124 97 19 8
1277 Excuse me, have you seen my ship? 1.2823 0.05317 124 98 17 9
1278 Excuse me Mam, you sitting righ where I need to excavate. 1.2823 0.05065 124 99 17 8
1279 Excuse me, lady. Is this Pittsburgh by any chance? 1.2823 0.04799 124 94 25 5
1280 Ahoy ! Fear not...I want only your Pina Colada ! 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
1281 I told them the plank should be at least fifteen feet up from the water to do any damage. 1.2823 0.04517 124 92 29 3
1282 Pardon me, but I need to dig right below your chair, madam... 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1283 Hello, I'm Johnny Depp. 1.2821 0.04832 117 90 21 5
1284 Back in a minute, I need to find the 11,780 votes 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1285 I don’t always come ashore, but when I do, it’s to borrow a copy of The New Yorker. 1.2821 0.05674 117 94 13 10
1286 Show me the booty! 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1287 WOW, a singing bottle-gram 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1288 Arrrrr, I've found me booty! 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1289 Argh,do yoo have any Grey Poupon? 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1290 You say ugh. I say aargh. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1291 A brief query, madam. Have you seen a parrot, a thousand gold bars, or Johnny Depp? 1.2815 0.05114 135 107 18 10
1292 Which direction is Immigration? 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
1293 One thing that I learned from this last voyage is that you shouldn't attempt to portray a profane pirate on a Disney Cruise Ship. 1.2812 0.04827 128 98 24 6
1294 I was thrown out of first class for demanding more rum from the serving wench. 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
1295 It was 1 if by land and 2 if by sea 1.2812 0.04565 128 96 28 4
1296 Do you know is there's a dry cleaners nearby? 1.2812 0.05195 128 101 18 9
1297 That is the LAST time I do an outdoor performance of Penzance. 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
1298 Excuse me. I seem to have lost the combination to my locker. It should be in a bottle somewhere. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
1299 Is the drowning part of the fantasy a non-negotiable? 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
1300 I've been searching for a treasure of gold, but looking at the site I behold. I have found something more dear to hold, and if I may be so bold, that beach towel that you have rolled, could lead to stories to our children be told. 1.2810 0.05407 121 96 16 9
1301 Am I too late for 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' 1.2808 0.04835 146 115 21 10
1302 Did you know that a parrot can not be used as a flotation device . 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1303 Captain Morgan may drink and drive responsibly but sometimes he goes overboard 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
1304 Sorry sir, this ship is also sinking 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1305 So sorry to bother you, m'lady, but would there be an X under your chair? 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
1306 Babe. You were right. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1307 Is this the way to Pirates Cove? 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1308 Have you seen a parrot fly by lately? 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
1309 Can you tell me what century I'm in? I was told to arrive on time. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1310 Excuse me, I'm not a bum or take drugs or anything like that. My ship is just over the horizon. I was wondering if you could spare a few bucks... 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1311 I've lost my sundial; do you have the time? 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1312 . “Have you got any rice? My phone got wet. “ 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1313 Pardon me madam, would happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
1314 I know what you must be thinking. 1.2797 0.05501 118 94 15 9
1315 Excuse me, do you know the closest motel by here? 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
1316 The plank was shorter than expected 1.2794 0.05080 136 108 18 10
1317 Did a small parrot just try to sit on your shoulder? 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
1318 Arrrrr you free this Saturday? 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
1319 You’re not hallucinating. And again, I’m only holding up One Finger 1.2789 0.04401 147 112 29 6
1320 Miss, any other ideas for ‘where the sun don’t shine’? 1.2789 0.04708 147 115 23 9
1321 That's the last time I'll let those scallywags trick me into walking off my own plank! 1.2789 0.04608 147 114 25 8
1322 Excuse me? Has the plague ended yet? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1323 I washed up as a pirate. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
1324 I seem to have lost my ship. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
1325 That’s six seas down and one to go. 1.2787 0.05239 122 96 18 8
1326 It was a rigged fight. Those who claim I didn't win are liars. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
1327 Could show me which way to the 17th century? 1.2787 0.05239 122 96 18 8
1328 I'm assuming this is not the plundering meet-up. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
1329 Pardon me but can I borrow your cell phone? Mine got swallowed by a whale. 1.2787 0.05367 122 97 16 9
1330 Honey, I'm all about fitness but I don't think the plank is helping 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
1331 Sorry, madam, but you'll have to leave, this is a privateer's beach. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
1332 Did a pair of scurvy dogs pass this way madam? 1.2782 0.04695 133 105 21 7
1333 Fair maiden, please call me an Uber. 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
1334 Fear not m'lady, yours is not the booty I seek. 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 21 9
1335 Ay, but 'storm of the century' undersells it a bit, don't you think? " 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
1336 First, let me say that I love your costume. 1.2774 0.04363 137 103 30 4
1337 Moby Dick one,Captain Ahab zero." 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1338 Excuse me madam but have you seen a frigate pass with some undesirable looking characters at the helm? 1.2774 0.05047 137 109 18 10
1339 Have you seen the key to my locker? 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1340 What are the chances you have a bottle of Rum? 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1341 Aaarruagh I do work for Amazon, why do you ask? 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1342 Have ye seen a very tired parrot? 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1343 Do you know how to recover from a nervous wreck? 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
1344 Pardon me, but did you happen to see a ghost ship sail by? 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1345 Hey lady, Have you seen my boat? 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1346 Can I borrow your towel? I'm shivering. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1347 With apologies to #MeToo, can you help me with my booty? 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1348 Pardon. Let me rephrase. I'm looking for some "Pirate" booty! 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1349 Excuse me,Madam. Have you seen my parrot? 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1350 Excuse me madam,but have you seen a red and green parrot with a compass? 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1351 I guess I misunderstood. Everyone started yelling "Land Ho" and I wanted to meet her first. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1352 They took the production of The Pirates of Penzance too seriously. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1353 guess they didn’t consider global warming when marking the X on land 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1354 All I wanted was one stinkin' day to follow my dreams... 1.2759 0.05556 116 93 14 9
1355 Your invite specifically said "bathing costume." 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
1356 You wouldn’t happen to be Treasure Island? 1.2759 0.04743 145 114 22 9
1357 It turns out that “X” did not mark the spot. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
1358 Did you order the fish & chips? 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1359 Liquidity is not all it's made out to be 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1360 Rum with quinine please 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1361 I guess you really are washed up. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1362 Yes. I am someone's ex. But I don't know anything about marking a spot. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1363 Not pirate...MIGRANT! 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1364 Oh good! Seventeen down, "dripping pirate." 1.2752 0.05955 109 89 10 10
1365 Ayyy, for a good beach read I’d say Robert Louis Stevenson’s “Treasure Island” 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1366 ...my Timex is still ticking... 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
1367 Turns out there's no 'arrr' in 'team.' 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
1368 I thought the book was much better than the movie….. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1369 Which century is this? 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
1370 Excuse me, but I'm looking for a fellow named Starbuck--he's got my cask of precious Arabian beans. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1371 Any chance of borrowing a towel? 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1372 One last question. Do you have a plastic bag of rice for my phone? 1.2748 0.05089 131 104 18 9
1373 Arrrrr... you here on vacation? 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
1374 Look, I'm drenched, I'm exhausted, but I'll give you one Arrrr! and then I'm done. 1.2746 0.04257 142 107 31 4
1375 Your table is ready. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
1376 This is going to sound strange, but you look like my ex. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1377 You wouldn’t happen to have change for a gold doubloon? 1.2743 0.05221 113 87 19 6
1378 Could I use your phone real quick? 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
1379 Excuse me, Didn't this used to be Tortuga? 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
1380 Pardon, if I may interrupt. What are you reading? 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1381 Gadzooks, yon water is brisk 1.2742 0.04768 124 95 24 5
1382 But first, a trigger warning. 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
1383 The one time I use Apple Maps... 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1384 Know where I can find the changing room? I was at a fancy dress boat party but got thrown overboard for cultural appropriation. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1385 Madam, can you point me in the direction of Orlando? 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1386 Aye, have you seen a parrot? 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
1387 Unless you recycled that bottle, I'm going to need it back. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
1388 Is there a pawn shop nearby? 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
1389 Pardon me Madam, but can you tell me which way is it to Penzance. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
1390 Is that the new Elena Ferrrante? 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
1391 My ship ran off course, is this where the insurrection is? One by sea, two by land , something like that. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1392 Me timbers shivered. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1393 Excuse me but have you seen a locker float by? 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1394 I'm here to tell you -- don't ever, ever agree to a long walk on a short plank. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1395 Once upon a time, a man stopped to ask a lady for directions.... 1.2734 0.04060 139 110 22 6
1396 I'm looking for... booty. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1397 Would you mind moving? I believe something is buried there. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1398 I'm trusting you're a Tampa Bay fan? 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1399 Ahoy! Have you seen my Ub-Arrr? 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
1400 Before you press 9-1-1, please hear me out. 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
1401 I have an immediate opening for a First Mate. No experience required. 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
1402 Ahoy! What's kraken? Sorry, I am not good at land greetings. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1403 I’ll first take your towel then all your money 1.2727 0.04987 110 86 19 5
1404 At the risk of sounding salty… 1.2727 0.04778 143 112 21 9
1405 Happy Hour. 2 for 1! 1.2722 0.04178 158 121 31 6
1406 Could you direct me to Penzance? 1.2721 0.04482 147 114 26 7
1407 You have one wish left, Bob. 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
1408 A! Don't judge a crook by his cover. 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
1409 The Crew Dragon Halloween party was out of this world." 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
1410 Sorry, 'Mum - heard a rumor my X was hidin' down here 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1411 How far is Dead Man's Chest? 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1412 Number one: Don't take up pirating without a ship. 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1413 I knew my map would lead me to a fine booty 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1414 Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2719 0.05749 114 93 11 10
1415 Now let's see, I know you're not Dr. Livingston. . . . 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1416 It turns out that the only thing Davey Jones kept in his locker were old clothes. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1417 One question, where am I, please tell me this is not the Isle of Lesbos? 1.2719 0.05472 114 91 15 8
1418 Yarr! Can you point me to the nearest Long John Silver’s? 1.2719 0.04871 114 86 23 4
1419 I wrecked my ship to optimize the allocation between leisure and labor in this island. Are you Friday? 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1420 Mind if I pillage and plunder? I'll lose my job if I don't make this month's quota. 1.2719 0.05028 114 90 18 6
1421 The boat was paid off...right? 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
1422 The last thing I remember is my parrot yelling "Thar She Blows". 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1423 Piracy is not a victimless crime. 1.2713 0.04368 129 97 29 3
1424 Wait. One more time. So, it’s called a Bitcoin but I can’t take it from you. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1425 Excuse me. Do you know where I can find the Guinness Book of World Records office?" 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1426 You made me walk a short plank in shallow water 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1427 One word, bitcoin. 1.2712 0.05337 118 94 16 8
1428 They call me The Pirate of the Caribbean. 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
1429 How many fingers? 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1430 My name is Captain Morgan - could you direct me to the nearest bar? 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
1431 Sorry, I'm lost 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1432 Me hardy” is truly just an expression. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1433 After we sacked the galleon, six of us got drunk on a bottle of rum, then had a contest to see who could hold their breath under water longest. Guess who was #1? 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1434 A pirate captain is not required to go down with their ship 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1435 Excuse me, but have you recently seen a large sailing vessel go by, with its mutinous, scurvy crew? 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1436 Okay, so I’m not Ursula Andress. 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1437 You were right. It's not for me. 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
1438 Pirate: Yo ho ho! Woman: You wish. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1439 The ship’s wenches called it inappropriate touching, but it’s just the way I am, how my people show affection. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1440 Congratulations ma’am You have just been discovered 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
1441 Yes, planking is a real thing. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1442 I buried me treasure of TP and N95s on this here beach last year, but first, what are the current quarantine protocols for this fair land? 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1443 Oh, I thought the sign said ‘PrivatEER Beach.’ 1.2700 0.05291 100 79 16 5
1444 Forgot the parrot... 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
1445 Would you like to be my first treasure here? 1.2698 0.05091 126 100 18 8
1446 I’m trying to track down my X. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1447 I may be out of my depth here... 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1448 I just needed one beach day. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
1449 Kin I bother ye fer one wee call? To me mum? 1.2696 0.04674 115 87 25 3
1450 I Captain Kidd you not madam. 1.2696 0.04674 115 87 25 3
1451 I blame global warming 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1452 Ahoy wench and might I plunder your booty? 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
1453 I was hoping for Daryl Hannah. 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
1454 It's not a secret mariner's signal ma'am, it's just pirate arthritis. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1455 This isnt exactly what I had in mind when I asked you to pack my bathing costume. 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1456 Ahoy, I've been trying to reach you about your ship's extended warranty 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1457 Morgan here, was I too soon for a mojito? 1.2690 0.04295 145 111 29 5
1458 First of all the cruise ship brochure left out some details with the “pirate experience”. 1.2690 0.04065 145 109 33 3
1459 Can I trouble you for some 1000 SPF, for sensitive skin cracked beyond recognition? 1.2689 0.04575 119 92 23 4
1460 Beggin' your pardon Miss, but would ye have a bandage? 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
1461 I'm sorry, you're in my spot. There should be an "X" under your chair. 1.2689 0.04575 119 90 26 3
1462 Don't agree to be a cabin-boy in a Johnny Depp movie. 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
1463 Actually…bad decisions make for a great story 1.2689 0.04728 119 91 24 4
1464 But first, my Johnny Depp impression. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
1465 Excuse me, could you possibly call an Uber for me? 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
1466 One question. Is this where I catch the ferry to Penzance? 1.2685 0.05675 108 87 13 8
1467 I've been trying to reach you about your extended waRRRRantyyy 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1468 One... is the loneliest number. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1469 I know what you're thinking, and no, I am not Johnny Depp. 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1470 Give me one good reason why I always have to walk the plank 1.2683 0.04482 123 93 27 3
1471 I may have overdone it on the booze cruise. 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1472 It’s possible I’m overdressed. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1473 It’s CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow 1.2681 0.04429 138 106 27 5
1474 Are they still requiring masks in restaurants? 1.2681 0.04773 138 109 21 8
1475 Know anywhere I could wash up? 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
1476 They said I was all washed up 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1477 Hey there 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1478 Pirate Rule #1: Don't fire your flintlock below deck. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1479 Rum! 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1480 What stage of scurvy causes finger elongation? 1.2677 0.05178 127 102 16 9
1481 So after dispatching 15 men and one bottle of rum, I decided to get out of the business. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1482 Perchance have you seen my parrot? 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1483 I've been eyeing you. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1484 Could I borrow your towel? I left mine in Davey Jones’ Locker. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1485 Pardon me, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1486 I'll have you know, I've waded the seven seas. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1487 I shall call you girl friday 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1488 Is this Bermuda? 1.2672 0.04475 116 89 24 3
1489 Aye … need to borrow some sunscreen. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1490 Sash, belt buckle, why yes I am a pirate. 1.2672 0.04445 131 100 27 4
1491 Nice to meet you Susan. I'm Edward Thatch, but my mateys call me Blackbeard. 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
1492 Avast, ye landlubber: Do you have a cell phone I could borrow? 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
1493 I have poor depth perception. 1.2667 0.04954 135 108 18 9
1494 Thank goodness that Broadway is opening up again, you need to go back to work! 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1495 There's an exception - pirate captains don't have to go down with their ships." 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1496 The app said you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1497 Excuse me - do you know where I can get some booty? 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
1498 Perhaps you should drive next time 1.2667 0.04841 135 107 20 8
1499 One question, is this the underworld or the overworld? 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
1500 If you were a pirate, what shoulder would you wear your parrot? 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1501 I hate to bother ye, but yer sittin' on top me doubloons. 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1502 Am I late for the Bucs game? 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1503 Polly want a cracker? 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1504 I went AWOL because I was not going to be called Patches anymore. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
1505 Hate to ask but I need to get at my doubloons 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
1506 Excuse me. Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1507 That ship was filthy. Where can I wash up? 1.2657 0.04205 143 109 30 4
1508 I had one too many bottles of rum. 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
1509 Quick question, did you happen to see a metal box sticking up anywhere? Just some keepsakes from the guys on the ship we borrowed. 1.2655 0.05624 113 92 12 9
1510 I can't say I'd recommend Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean Cruise. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1511 By any chance, have you seen two Musketeers go by? 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1512 Begging your pardon, but I left something where you're reclining. 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
1513 Excuse me, I think that's my seat. 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1514 Excuse me, have you seen a conspicuously anachronistic seafaring vessel pass by here? 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1515 Sorry, Fabio wasn't available. 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1516 Then he said, "I'm the captain now." 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1517 I say, perchance have you spied a rather large chest floating by? 1.2650 0.04605 117 91 22 4
1518 Pull my finger! 1.2650 0.05206 117 92 17 7
1519 Excuse me, lady, but I think you are my X to my beach 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1520 Why not send a bottle, you ask? It’s because I was sick of being left on ‘read’ so many times. 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1521 Uber? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1522 Have you recently seen a ship flying a black flag? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1523 I'm not Ahab. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1524 Thats not how you wear a facemask 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
1525 You find one contact lens? 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1526 We prefer the term "influencer" 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1527 Sorry I am late, flights were banned. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1528 Please don't say I told you so. 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
1529 Excuse me ma'am, but my mates sent me here on a booty call 1.2643 0.04821 140 112 19 8
1530 Have you seen my chest? 1.2642 0.05069 106 81 20 4
1531 Excuse me. Might you know where the nearest Apple store is? My phone’s gotten drenched. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1532 One last time and if I walk out as Jack Sparrow then you become Elizabeth Swan in a big hurry. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1533 You seem to have suffered a sea-change. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1534 I shivered me timbers 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1535 And you thought this costume would stop me from swimming. 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1536 Pardon me, ma'am. Have you seen an 'X' hereabouts? 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1537 Pardon me, M'lady. Do you know the way to Treasure Island 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1538 Excuse me - have you seen a loquacious parrot about? 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1539 Careful, I believe the tide is coming in 1.2640 0.04272 125 96 26 3
1540 There is a difference between “Ex” and “X”…. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1541 I prefer scallywag to miscreant. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1542 Actually, that is not how your novel ends. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1543 My Jolly Roger just got a lot jollier, if you catch my drift. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1544 I know what you're thinking . . . "another goddam pirate hitting on me." 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1545 Yes. It was dark grey and had one large mast. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1546 Pardon me madam but do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2632 0.04879 133 106 19 8
1547 Stop me if you've read this one before. 1.2632 0.04827 152 124 16 12
1548 And don't forget the deposit on Davy Jones' locker is refundable. 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1549 Your crew pull a mutiny too? 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1550 Don't schuss me! 1.2628 0.04889 137 110 18 9
1551 Ouch! Parrot bite. 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1552 One! Just one! I swear! 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1553 Honey, I forgot to mention my side hustle. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1554 Yaaaargh, that pirate island Trip Advisor recommended wasn't what I thought it was. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1555 Are you the party who ordered the fish and chips?? 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
1556 You get ONE, "I told you so," Lois. Then we never discuss the $99 complete pirate starter set from Costco ever again. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1557 Excuse me, would you happen to know if there is an isolated island nearby with caves on it where a guy could store a few things, maybe with a cave entry shaped like a giant skull or something? 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1558 Always listen to your career counselor! 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1559 which way to Mandalay? 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 17 7
1560 You wouldn't happen to have found a message in a bottle containing my passwords, would you? 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1561 You're doing it all wrong. Let me explain. 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
1562 Excuse me. May I ask if you've seen a parrot fly by here in the last few minutes? 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
1563 Where is Wilson? 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1564 Avast ye landlubber I be here to apply ye sunscreen. 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1565 Before I begin, let me say this: even well-run ships can sink and, also, pirates have feelings that can be hurt by unkind words. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1566 Mutiny" was a bad choice for a safeword 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1567 And where might I purchase said 'seasonal pass' 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1568 What’s the WiFi password? 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1569 AAARRRG. Have you by any chance seen a parrot? 1.2621 0.04696 145 116 20 9
1570 The P-word be offensive and harmful — we prefer 'privateer.' 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
1571 Oooh noooo yet another Johnny Depp impmooersonation! 1.2619 0.04243 126 98 25 3
1572 I forgot my mask 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
1573 One more 'Arrr' and we'll mutiny", they said 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1574 According to my treasure map, there should be a big 'X' where you're sitting. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1575 Did you happen to see my ship? 1.2615 0.04951 130 104 18 8
1576 Forgot my keys 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1577 You look familiar, have we met before? 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
1578 Did I miss 'Talk Like a Pirate Day'? 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1579 ...a sea as calm as a baby drunk on sweet mother's milk, and then, out of God's cloudless welkin, scuttling me lovely ship and mates, calamity strikes--Elon's devil-spawned Space X of landlubbers. 1.2615 0.04951 130 104 18 8
1580 The question isn't am I having an affair with a mermaid, it's what are you doing here at 6 in the morning? 1.2615 0.04307 130 99 28 3
1581 Pardon Mam. Was it one if by sea? 1.2615 0.04307 130 99 28 3
1582 What I meant when I said 'Yo Ho'... 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1583 Pardon me, madam, have you any crackers? 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1584 For the record,he prefers to be called Moby Richard. 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
1585 you think my favorite letter is rrrrrrrrr, but it actually is the sea 1.2613 0.05536 111 90 13 8
1586 ...ninety-six, ...ninety-sev... 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
1587 I, dear lady, have come for your booty. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1588 Pardon me, do you have any Greybeard Poupon? 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1589 From 3 miles out and using my telescope, you seemed better looking. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1590 I’ve recently been informed that piracy is not a victimless crime. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1591 Ok, maybe it's time I started asking for directions. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1592 Do you know where I could find some ivermectin for my parrot? Caribbean’s all sold out. 1.2609 0.04636 115 88 24 3
1593 I traveled the seven seas" I bet you use that on all the girl 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1594 What year is this? 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1595 One question - who lives in a pineapple under the sea? 1.2605 0.05399 119 97 13 9
1596 Say, did a hook wash up near here? 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1597 Despite what you thought you heard, I am a Pirate from Penzance, not a Pirate that peed his pants! 1.2604 0.05969 96 78 11 7
1598 Do you have a minute to talk about the benefits of bitcoin? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1599 Hello, my name is Roger. And, no, I’m not Jolly. 1.2603 0.04565 146 116 22 8
1600 You were right, this isn't the best thing to wear to the beach. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1601 The bilge pumper had one job. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1602 Do you know a good nearby ophthalmologist? I need to get my eye checked. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1603 I'm running out of options; miss, are you over a big X? 1.2602 0.04447 123 94 26 3
1604 It's not "aye-aye cap'n! It's just one-eye cap'n! 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1605 There was an internet glitch, then my ship fell from the cloud. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1606 Do you have a minute to discuss your cargh's warranty? 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1607 Don't worry! There's no shame in being underdressed. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1608 I agree. Land ho was a bad choice of words. 1.2596 0.05796 104 85 11 8
1609 You should see the other ship’s Captain! 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1610 Have you got a towel? 1.2595 0.05035 131 106 16 9
1611 Excuse me, I seem to have gotten off at the wrong island. Can you point me to Bermuda? 1.2595 0.04414 131 101 26 4
1612 Excuse me but do you happen to have any Grey Poupon 1.2595 0.04414 131 101 26 4
1613 Arr ! I just met ye , and This be crazy, but here's me number, so call me, matey! . 1.2595 0.04545 131 102 24 5
1614 THAT'S IT, NO MORE POKE'MON GO for ME ... I'M GOING BACK to PLUNDERING !!! 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1615 Do you know where the nearest Starbucks is? 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1616 Can I borrow your phone for just 1 minute? I need to call an Uber. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1617 Is this Hoboken? I'm looking for Hoboken or Newark. 1.2593 0.04067 135 102 31 2
1618 I know. I know... even though I'm already here, YOU discovered this beach. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
1619 Are you SURE Johnny Depp's houseboat is out there? 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1620 So that’s what they do when they find you drunk…early in the morning. 1.2589 0.05636 112 92 11 9
1621 Argh Missy, me phone went down wit’ me ship. Here be an Apple Store? 1.2586 0.04916 116 94 15 6
1622 My lady, is that the historical novel I’m in? 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1623 Let’s just say mandating the COVID vaccine did not go as I expected. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1624 Penzance? Three thousand miles east. 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
1625 Avast ye m’lady, it’s time to renew your carrr’s warranty. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
1626 I see you have the booty ! 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
1627 This is absolutely the last time. 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
1628 Captain, aye. But I never kid. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1629 You should see the other guy. 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
1630 I walked the plank for your booty." 1.2583 0.04183 120 98 18 4
1631 Did I get that right? You want a large cappuccino with oat milk? 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1632 Argh, who would have thought? My ex marks the spot 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1633 I can tell you've not played this before. "Treasure Island" is two words! 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1634 Before you cry for help, I just want to let you know that all I want to steal is some sunscreen. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1635 But I ordered a Captain Morgan. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1636 Aye. Where do I catch the yaRrrr train? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1637 So this is how we determine wind direction by wetting our fing...excuse me, am I boring you? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1638 There's one massive hole in the stern but I'll let you have it for half off. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1639 You may want to change the water. 1.2578 0.04187 128 101 22 4
1640 Google Maps should consider adding a "boating" mode. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1641 Ahoy there, is it 5 o'clock somewhere? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1642 As God is my witness, I thought parrots could swim. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1643 Prithee, fair maiden, is there a fine Inn with a good rum bar here abouts? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1644 The period underwater costume party was a lousy idea. What were you thinking? 1.2576 0.05001 132 107 16 9
1645 Which way to the Jack Sparrow look alike contest? 1.2576 0.04251 132 101 28 3
1646 Hold on to your "I told you so." I now agree the crew can't outrow a hole in the hull. 1.2576 0.04251 132 101 28 3
1647 …and one more thing, they weren’t particularly jolly. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1648 Wow Disney’s New Pirates Of Caribbean is so realistic. to 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1649 'Excuse me, do you have a sextant I can borrow?" 1.2574 0.04303 136 105 27 4
1650 Did you happen to notice a green parrot walking by? 1.2571 0.04225 140 108 28 4
1651 Morgan, please don't disturb me while I am reading the 2.5 thousand pages of the 3.5 trillion bill, checking if there are some transfers for you and me. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1652 The ship’s sunk, and when my boss finds out, so am I. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1653 Is this Margaritaville? 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
1654 I'm sorry, can you take a picture for me? 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1655 Excuse me, have you seen a really angry parrot around here? 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1656 Once you’ve sunk your dinghy, it’s not easy to get it up again. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1657 I'm not really a romanticized 18th-century swashbuckling trope, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1658 Would you have a towel and a bottle of rum? 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1659 Ok so to be clear....to the end of the beach...turn left and then the first right about a quarter mile down ? 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1660 T'were the grog makes me firgets the one rule, lassie, don't fall off ye boat 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1661 You’ve got an extra towel I can borrow? 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1662 Have you seen a green parrot? 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1663 Excuse me Miss, can you spare a doubloon? 1.2564 0.03868 117 90 26 1
1664 Are you divorced? They said "ex" marks the spot. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
1665 Give me one date and I'll give you ten reasons Johnny Depp calls me for advice. 1.2564 0.04726 117 90 22 4
1666 Excuse me, but can you tell me where to find a dry martini? 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1667 ...and then they made me walk the plank... 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1668 EAST HAMPTON? 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1669 'Have you seen a parrot flitting about? 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1670 Just wondering, any news on covid? 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1671 Ahoy, me beauty! Might I ask you to move 15 paces back and 55 paces to your right? 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1672 Have you seen a giant "X"? 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1673 Your name wouldn’t happen to be X would it? 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1674 I told you those guys were dead serious about cultural appropriation! 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1675 Ma'am, you are sitting right on top of my treasure chest. 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1676 Just one question -- do you have an Uber account? 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1677 Ok, one? Yes, it's a real feather. Two: What year is it? 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1678 Sorry I'm late-- did the rest of the book club go home already? 1.2558 0.04832 129 103 19 7
1679 I thought I’d go with something more elaborate than a wetsuit. 1.2558 0.04440 129 100 25 4
1680 Big? White? With a harpoon? 1.2558 0.04440 129 100 25 4
1681 May I use your phone? 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1682 I said, 1 if by land. 1.2556 0.04086 133 101 30 2
1683 Turns out pirate boots and paddle boards don't mix. 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
1684 Oh,and just one more thing,Emily... 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1685 I’d like to talk to you about a great business opportunity with Amway… 1.2556 0.06233 90 74 9 7
1686 Martini: shaken, not stirred. 1.2555 0.04399 137 107 25 5
1687 I believe your sitting on my X. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1688 Still furloughed at Disney World. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1689 Omg, argh! 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1690 Aye, the sea temperature is a-rising m’aam 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1691 I'm sorry, no, I haven't seen a barrel of Old Jameson. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1692 That's "Caption" not "Captain" 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1693 the chart said 'Rocky Point' 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1694 Yes, a Starbucks would do fine. I do believe I served with him on the Pequod. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1695 Booty? 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
1696 Actually... 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1697 Pardon me - have you seen a wet parrot, by any chance? 1.2545 0.05393 110 89 14 7
1698 Excuse me, madam. What year is it? 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1699 And, another thing........ 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1700 No, I'm looking for gold, not a gold digger. 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
1701 Have you by chance seen a parrot with a wooden leg? 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1702 First, Natalie Wood was not involved. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1703 Hello, I’m Sebastian and I’ll be your swashbuckling guide for chapters 3 through 6. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1704 My entitled crew mutinied when I switched to a cheaper grog. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1705 You must be Kidding 1.2541 0.05148 122 99 15 8
1706 Is this an all inclusive resort? 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1707 Do you need to see my vaccination card? 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1708 Pirates of Penzance IS coming back to Broadway . 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1709 One doubloon for a bottle of water? Are you Kidding me, Captain? 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1710 I heard you’re looking for lorry drivers? 🇬🇧 1.2541 0.05278 122 100 13 9
1711 Now THAT’S an Indian. I’m sure this time 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1712 Madam, could I borrow your cell phone, I seem to have misplaced mine. 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
1713 Those bilge-brained mutineers had me walk the plank not a mile offshore. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1714 Just give me one second to get oriented. I’m feeling a bit groggy. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1715 This is not what I meant by a Caribbean vacation 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
1716 I hate to disappoint you - but this is Wellfleet, not the Carribean. 1.2537 0.04327 134 104 26 4
1717 That’s the last time I re-enact Treasure Island with live cannonballs.” 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1718 You looked more like a treasure on Tinder' 1.2535 0.04291 142 111 26 5
1719 There once was a pirate named Blank, who was destined to walk the plank. He wouldn't behave so to a watery grave he sank. Now tell me about yourself. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1720 Ahoy! I'm here to pick up some booty. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1721 Forsooth, m'lady! Where the hell am I? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1722 Susan, I think you misunderstood my profession. I'm a pirate not Susan's bitch. 1.2525 0.05979 99 82 9 8
1723 I need someplace to stick this finger. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1724 Pardon me while I discover this land. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1725 Might you have a sextant I can borrow—or a smartphone with GPS? 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1726 Pardon me, did a parrot fly by recently ? 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1727 Be warned! Listen to your crew when they tell you you’ve been sleep walking the plank. Arrrr. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1728 No, not my wife. My mate. I'm looking for my first mate." 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1729 If you’re you expecting Johnny Depp I wouldn’t hold your breath … 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1730 One Captain Morgan, neat? 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1731 Got any rum? 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1732 Did you see a parrot? 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1733 Is this the way to Margaritaville? 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1734 No, it’s actually ‘one if by sea and two if by land’. Now, can you point me in the direction of Boston. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1735 Now, this will just take a second... 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1736 What did my parrot say to you? 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1737 Is it safe to be around people yet or are we still ocean distancing? 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1738 I need a Miracle... 1.2523 0.05500 111 91 12 8
1739 Tiktok told me i need more drip so 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1740 Have you seen my parrot? 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1741 Excuse me. Can you tell me what century this is? 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
1742 You're late by a couple of centuries. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1743 Ahoy me Lady. Would those be the white cliffs of Dover? 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
1744 To arr is human. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1745 Who's the dude that asked for 2,500 more votes? 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1746 Looking for a great beach read? I've just published a work of historical fiction with elements of magical realism. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1747 What year is it mate? 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1748 Excuse me, high tide is when? 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1749 Do you happen to have a cell phone so I can call my insurance company? I just had a wreck. 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1750 Pardon, m'lady, I believe the word you're searching for is 'anachronism'. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1751 Aarr lass! Me thinks your booty be sitten' on my booty. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1752 I’ll go and look for your sunglasses one last time 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1753 No, no, not the Davey Jones who played with The Monkees. 1.2520 0.04178 127 97 28 2
1754 Excuse me, do you have an empty bottle I could borrow?" 1.2519 0.04513 131 103 23 5
1755 Have you seen a man-child, yay tall, thinks he can fly? 1.2519 0.04766 131 105 19 7
1756 Is this the pirate-dress optional beach? 1.2519 0.04381 131 102 25 4
1757 I operate an offshore radio station. 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
1758 Can I plunder your towel? 1.2519 0.04299 135 105 26 4
1759 Help!…… I’ve been lost for four hundred years.” 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1760 Well, my luv, what kept you? 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1761 Hi. Come here often? 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1762 Have you seen a young boy, answers to the name of Jim Hawkins? 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1763 I think I'm going to like this century. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1764 Take it from old sea salt - SPF 50. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1765 O K , I lost an eye now are you still going to insist on a wooden leg and the hooked hand? 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1766 Excuse me...I believe you are sitting on my buried treasure." 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1767 Would it be ok if I just pillaged until I get my breath back… 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
1768 I believe you are sitting on something of mine 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1769 Can I borrow your phone? 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1770 Do you happen to know a laundromat around here? 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1771 You're right. No hook. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1772 So then the bartender says to the rabbi, “No, he’s my DOG.” Get it? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1773 Captain Morgan sent me. 1.2500 0.05601 108 89 11 8
1774 Do you know where the costume party is? 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1775 Would you happen to have anything to drink? 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1776 Aye! Yon sun be tanning yer hide if ye dain use me Pirate Brand sunscreen. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1777 ARE THE BUCS STILL #1? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1778 My ex was also a pirate 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1779 It was a tough swim but I am here to plunder 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1780 ´I only found one pair of Ray-Bans’ 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1781 Excuse me! You’re sitting on my treasure! 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1782 But in my defense, I’ve got no hook, both my feet, two eyes, no parrot and you’ve got this entire beach all to yourself. What say we give it a shot. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1783 Well,the cruise ship promised us a 'genuine pirate experience,' but I wasn't expecting to have to walk the plank. 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
1784 I would prefer talking with you aye to aye. 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1785 In truth, pirates never actually told people to 'walk the plank'. We preferred swords. The author of this historical high seas romance novella has not done their due diligence. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1786 Sorry to bother you, but I seem to have misplaced my parrot. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1787 You wouldn’t happen to have a piece of 8 for a phone call? 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1788 Please get to the chapter where after I'm made to walk the plank and survive, I find the treasure. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1789 Would ye spare a minute to talk about Poseidon our saviour? 1.2500 0.05320 116 95 13 8
1790 Could I borrow your towel 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1791 behold, I return to you in many iterations 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1792 Wasn't there a Pier One store here? 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1793 Could I borrow your cell phone? I used up my minutes in the 18th Century. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1794 I didn't tell the mateys that I am a swimmer. 1.2500 0.04706 128 102 20 6
1795 I do believe that you are sitting on top of my retirement trove. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1796 Excuse me, Miss, is this... eh... the New Yorker cartoon? 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1797 Before you scream, let me say that I have a wooden leg and no depth perception. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1798 No, not Treasure Island, Madame, I'm from Penzance. 1.2500 0.05757 104 86 10 8
1799 Pardon me Ma'am, I'm Captain Sparrow looking for a lad named Johnny who owes me a royalty check 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1800 I forget, is it one if by land or sea? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1801 I did my own research on shipbuilding. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1802 Did someone order a Rum and Coke 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
1803 The wi-fi didn't reach that far, alas! 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1804 Where is Mr. Roarke? I'm not sure whose fantasy this is anymore. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1805 Rum for one more? 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
1806 Arrr you going to block my sun for long? 1.2481 0.04189 133 102 27 3
1807 You wouldn’t believe me if I told you. 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
1808 I thought I knew what floats a boat. 1.2481 0.05047 129 106 14 9
1809 Have you seen a large green parrot fly by? 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1810 Does anybody know what time it is? 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1811 Let me tell you about the last Chapter! 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1812 She's my favorite author too! Especially her early work. Totally seminal! 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1813 A doubloon for your thoughts 1.2479 0.04277 121 93 26 2
1814 I’ve never been great at parallel parking. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1815 The bathrooms are behind the dunes. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1816 If there ever were a time to use ‘Pull my finger’ as a caption, it would be now. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1817 Aaaargh! Glad ye took the pandemic seriously! I haven’t seen a complexion that pasty since I set me eye on the ghost of Davy Jones’ Locker! 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1818 Excuse me, I'm lost. I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. 1.2479 0.05416 117 97 11 9
1819 Ahoy there, Missy. I don's suppose ye've got a map." 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1820 Well, in my defense, it was a wild Halloween party. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1821 You haven’t seen a parrot have you? Likes crackers, answers to Polly. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1822 You didn't happen to notice a large X on your stroll down the beach, did you? 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1823 I'm looking for petrol 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1824 Not very jolly, Roger” 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1825 Ahoy! Wouldst thou know if this be the Bermuda Triangle? 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1826 Do you have a beer in that bag? 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1827 They made me walk the cruise ship's water slide. 1.2477 0.05554 109 90 11 8
1828 Do I have consent to plunder your booty? 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1829 Excuse me, I’m captain Morgan is the bar left or right? 1.2477 0.04354 109 83 25 1
1830 YES, MADAM, ONE LEG! CAN YOU TELL ME THE DIRECTION IN WHICH HE HOBBLED? 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1831 Have you by any chance seen my Parrotfish? 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1832 Excuse me Ma’am…would you know if Depp got the part? 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
1833 Yes Karen, I had to walk the plank. Get over it! 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
1834 So, this is how I die. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1835 Might you have an extra towel? 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1836 Have you seen a giant foam finger that says “#1 swashbuckler”? 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1837 I only have one question. "Why are you dress so skimpy. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1838 Has Madam seen a wet parrot? 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1839 Good Day, My Lady! I am wondering from which direction the wind is blowing! 1.2476 0.05544 105 86 12 7
1840 Have ye heard of Treasure Island? I just got voted off of it. 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1841 Excuse me, has this continent been conquered yet? 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1842 My apologies. I must have clicked on the wrong Breakout Room. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
1843 Nearest cash machine, lady? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1844 I blame the GPS.” 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1845 Excuse me, did you happen to see a sailing ship around here? 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1846 Um, I left that chair there to save the parking space for my boat. 1.2462 0.04768 130 105 18 7
1847 Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? 1.2462 0.04768 130 105 18 7
1848 I'm looking for the Halloween party? 1.2462 0.04891 130 106 16 8
1849 I'm sorry, I think I got lost on the way to the Senate... 1.2462 0.04768 130 105 18 7
1850 I know there be many fishes in the sea, but I'm just so tired of having sex with fishes. 1.2462 0.04768 130 105 18 7
1851 It was a trial separation…you moved on without me 1.2460 0.03684 126 106 16 4
1852 Excuse me, I think you're sitting on my spot. 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
1853 Pardon me, but might I trouble you for a spot of rum…and Coke? 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1854 Have I come ashore in the wrong century? 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1855 Excuse me Miss, Have you seen my map? 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
1856 Any rum in that bag? 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
1857 I am Captain Morgan and I am embarrassed to report that I fell off my own party boat. 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
1858 I know this is going to sound crazy 1.2458 0.04158 118 90 27 1
1859 That's cold, 'tisn't jus' me timbers that are shiverin' 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1860 Argh… can ye lass tell me where I can rent a pirate ship? 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1861 Is this Tampa Bay? 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1862 Excuse me, may I borrow your arrrr-phone? 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1863 I just popped over to say you should smile more 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1864 parrrrrrrrrdon me matey, would you have any grey poupon? 1.2458 0.05238 118 97 13 8
1865 Turns out 'mutiny' isn't just something you do to a speaker. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1866 If you like piña coladas... 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1867 Have you seen a message in a bottle, postmarked last week? I seem to have missed the mail again. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1868 Arg do ye have a moment to discuss yer car's extended warranty? 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1869 Hey Baby. Wanna fuck? 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1870 You weren't supposed to sit on the X 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1871 Did you call a mating service? 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1872 What arrrr you reading? It's tough to see with only one ayyyy. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1873 You're sitting on my booty. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1874 Forgive me but you ordered one piece of eight 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1875 Have you seen a man named Smee? 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1876 Oh, you'd know it if you saw it. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1877 I was a white, middle-aged male and they decided it was time for a change. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1878 Came here for peace of mind, unfortunately network is available. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1879 I can save you 20 percent on your energy bill—and up to 40 percent on your cable bill. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1880 Looks like ‘planking’ means something else when you’re in international waters. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1881 You should 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
1882 Pardon me, Have you seen my x? 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1883 My men have been at sea for many years. May I invite you to come on board? 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
1884 Before you ask,I’m not him. 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1885 I need to dig right where you're sitting. 1.2450 0.04404 151 122 21 8
1886 Excuse me but I couldn't help but notice what you were reading. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1887 Is that a big, handsome man with a troubled past--or just my Kindle? (alternate = troubled backstory) 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1888 Chris Christie, you've changed! 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1889 I’m sorry. So how is this easier than dressing up as a cable repair man? 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1890 excuse me, any idea where the 1680's are? 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
1891 Per chance hast ye seen a noisy green bird? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1892 That's the last time I complain about a shipping fee. 1.2446 0.04313 139 110 24 5
1893 You haven't seen a ship passing here, have you? 1.2446 0.04313 139 110 24 5
1894 I hope there's an X where you're sitting or I swam to the wrong beach. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1895 I'm really tired of this roll playing. My name is Stanley, not Captain Morgan... 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
1896 I think you’re in my seat. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1897 I’m sick and tired of romantic role-playing. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
1898 I was supposed to go down with the ship, but I saw you on the beach and wondered if you might be free tonight. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1899 I’d like to buy a towel, Vanna 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1900 Just checking to see which way the wind is blowing. 1.2441 0.04289 127 101 22 4
1901 I’m with Pirates of the Caribbean. Can I have just one minute of your time? 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1902 Say, could you call me an Uber? 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1903 I‘d like to join your professional network on LinkedIn. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1904 Do you know where my trailer is? The Director is VERY serious about getting my lines right. 1.2439 0.04217 123 98 20 4
1905 Excuse me, is this the Gold Coast? 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1906 Read any good books lately? 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
1907 You should be wearing sunscreen, young lady. 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
1908 Arghh, my 'ex' marks the spot! 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
1909 I'm just not sure the roleplay needs this much backstory. 1.2435 0.05326 115 95 12 8
1910 Bermuda what? 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1911 Say...You wouldn't happen to know how to fix a boat? 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1912 I heard you didn't actually read Treasure Island. 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1913 Remember, when caught in a rip current, swim with it, not against it. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1914 I locked my keys inside 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1915 Pardon me, Lass. Have you seen my booty? 1.2435 0.04383 115 94 17 4
1916 Ahoy. Did ye spy a locker key with 'Davy Jones' on the tag? 1.2432 0.05462 111 92 11 8
1917 Which way to Aaargh-lando? 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1918 Excuse me. Did you see a man with a black beard pass by here? 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
1919 You wouldn't happen to see an old ship with a strange looking flag on it, have you? 1.2432 0.04653 111 89 18 4
1920 Excuse me, perhaps you've seen my ship . . . it's shaped like a wooden shoe, crewed by Wynken, Blynken and Nod . . . I somehow drifted off and fell overboard! 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1921 If I'd known the bottle of rum was in your thermos ... 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
1922 I’ve been trying to reach you about your arrr’s extended warranty. 1.2432 0.04560 148 121 18 9
1923 Arrr you sure that CBD sunscreen was a good idea ? 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1924 Say, do you have any Gray Poupon? 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1925 did you miss me 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1926 Don't worry-yours is not the booty I'm after. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1927 Global Warning 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1928 I've lost my map but maybe found my treasure? 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1929 'What now Giles?' 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1930 Contrary to the cover of your novel, being a lusty Pirate isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1931 Does this make me look fat? 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1932 Excuse me, but can you direct me to the 17th century? 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1933 Pardon me miss, you wouldn't perhaps have seen fifteen men lying about here some where? 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1934 Ugh, be a pirate, they said. It is fun, they said. Hide your treasures buried on little islands, they said. But nobody said anything about rising sea levels and climate change. Anyways. Do you have diving glasses per coincidence? 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1935 Could I use your phone to call Triple Aaarrrr? 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
1936 Actually, it's a very peaceful place to live. It's only when the treasure hunters find you that they turn your house upside down. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1937 As I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted........ 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1938 Unfortunately, the boat left an hour ago 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1939 Are we anywhere near Disney World? 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1940 I’ve already got a hook line 1.2422 0.04259 128 100 25 3
1941 Pardon me, Mam. Do you know where I can get a COVID vaccination? 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1942 So glad my dad made me take swimming lessons. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1943 You were right, naming my boat 'Titanic' may have not been the best idea. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1944 Ahoy me lassie, where be the MTV Beach Party at? 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1945 You’re sitting on my buried treasure. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1946 You weren’t bluffing about a hooligan’s holiday 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
1947 if you see a flambe at an Indian restaurant that means something has gone wrong 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
1948 I’ve just got one more outfit for you to see, then I’m sunk. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
1949 I will answer ONE question… just one! 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1950 If I were you, I’d wake up and go pee. This is your only sign. 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
1951 Sorry, Madam. Your blanket is right over my X. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1952 Shiver me timbers – might ye have a spare beach book? 1.2417 0.04099 120 96 19 3
1953 #1, Don't call me Kidd #2,It's eye Captain and #3 get outta me phook'n chair 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1954 Has A White Whale Come By? 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1955 M’lady, I’m a survivor and fully vaccinated… What about you? 1.2417 0.04427 120 96 20 4
1956 Evidently, I can't float your boat. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1957 Ahoy there lass, but is this Narragansett Beach? 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1958 Excuse me, which way to the port?” “Which port?” “Any port. Or whiskey, I’m not fussy. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1959 Might ye have change for a doubloon? I’d like to dent a cabana 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1960 OK, OK, I promise to stop illegally downloading movies. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1961 Can you take a quick picture for my Instagram? 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1962 Long John Bonefinger at your service, madam. What century is it” 1.2411 0.04376 141 113 22 6
1963 You're too old for plank-walking, Rodney. 1.2411 0.04253 112 86 25 1
1964 How long ago did your ship sink? 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1965 You must be Chris Christie. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1966 I see the blue skies. Can you please direct me to the White Cliffs of Dover?? 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1967 It was at that point I told the navigator I didn't want to hear another word about the Bermuda Triangle 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1968 I wasn’t the one who drilled the hole in the pirate ship! 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1969 "Call me a landlubber will they? Make me walk the plank will they? Well you know what, I am a landlubber! And by golly I'm proud!" 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1970 Do you mind skipping to a chapter where I'm dressed comfortably. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1971 Don't be alarmed, lass, I'm only interested in the booty beneath the sand. 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
1972 One lump or two, Madam? 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1973 Might I borrow some sunscreen? I believe I’ve been in the water for over 90 minutes. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1974 Is that way up? 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1975 I was thrown off when I abolished naptime. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1976 i think i’m gonna have to buy a new ship 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1977 Um, excuse me - super quick question: did you happen to notice two large bearded men - red striped shirts, bandanas, eye patches - hauling a rather unwieldy domed wooden chest with Gothic-y looking hobnailed iron straps in the last oh, say 1-2 hours? 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1978 Lucky wench! I see I'm not the only one marooned on this island! 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1979 I say, would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
1980 If ever you have occasion to walk the plank, I highly recommend discarding the doublet and woolen breeches. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1981 Also, did you tell Mom I won't make it for Thanksgiving? 1.2403 0.04230 129 102 22 4
1982 Mind if I ask ye directions, Amelia Earhart? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1983 Might I beg a wee Pina Colada from ye, kind lady? 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1984 Wait a minute. What year is this? 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1985 I repeat, even soaking wet that costume is not going to get you a prize. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1986 Pardon me, but some pirates have pirated my pirate ship. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1987 Impressive, it's the longest anyone held the breath, Captain Kidd"' 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1988 « Your Uber diver is here » 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1989 Excuse me, m'am...Have you seen a group of angry sailors or perhaps a parrot? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1990 Do ye know how far it be to Pittsburg? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1991 Is it still 1691? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1992 I recommend waiting at least one hour after eating before going in. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1993 That be no way t' hold a vigil fer a 'usband lost at sea. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1994 No, mam. Johnny Depp's on the second boat, with my parrot. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1995 Just one more thing, if anyone asks, I went to Dave's place. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1996 Yo Ho, have you seen my bottle of rum? 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1997 Is this Epstein's Island? I'm interested in some philanthropic investments. 1.2393 0.04646 117 96 16 5
1998 Do these pants make me look fat? 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1999 Did your GPS also tell you to turn right at the cliff? 1.2391 0.04056 138 108 27 3
2000 May I borrow some sunscreen? 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
2001 Can you point me to the direction of Disneyland's Pirates of the Caribbean? 1.2391 0.04056 138 108 27 3
2002 If you do see him, he responds to Peter Pan. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2003 Me heart is just not in it anymore 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2004 Where argh we? 1.2389 0.04221 113 88 22 2
2005 Which way to the Hamptons? 1.2389 0.04404 113 89 20 3
2006 Hi, my name is Black Bart the Skullcrusher of the Canaries, and I’m an alcoholic. 1.2389 0.05225 113 93 13 7
2007 One more time okay, then I get to play the lady, like you promised! 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2008 Have you seen 15 men or a dead man's chest? 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
2009 A reminder to turn “find my friends” off 1.2389 0.04749 113 92 16 5
2010 Excuse me, Ma'am. Have you seen my parrot? She answers to "Bones." 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
2011 Arrr,Madame! Have ye by any chance noticed any booty around these parts? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2012 It turns out I misread the 'X' 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2013 Is this beach taken?" "The beach is.....however....the country can use new ideas. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
2014 wet willy? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2015 Well, it would have been a very romantic proposal if your literary tastes hadn't changed! And if I hadn't sunk the boat. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2016 Just 1 more thing, ma'am.... 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2017 Do you have any dessert in that basket? Pie rates number 1. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2018 ...and then I did that Captain Morgan thing where I stood on one leg. Then we hit a wave and sploosh, there I went. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2019 I think I'm finally ready to change. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
2020 You're right, it wasn't as fun as I thought. They're pretty mean out there. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2021 Okay, so "yo ho" is unacceptable. How do you prefer to be greeted? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2022 I know what you've been reading about me, so I want to tell my side of the story. 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
2023 Hey lady, this is a private beach. 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
2024 Why yes, they are argyle. 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
2025 And another thing your lawyer forgot.. 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
2026 I spy with my little eye... 1.2381 0.04972 84 64 18 1
2027 Ahoy, Madam. Can ye lend me a metal detector? 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
2028 Before you say anything, let me explain about what happened to the treasure chest. 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
2029 Was there by any chance a large X in that spot? 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
2030 You were right about one thing, Velma. All those swimming lessons, and not all those fancy fencing classes, were much more useful to me. 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
2031 Okay...first, no...I'm not Johnny Depp... 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2032 I don’t think your sun-protection is adequate. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2033 Be careful what you ask for..... 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2034 They're really cracking down on pirating streaming video. 1.2378 0.04321 143 115 22 6
2035 This has nothing to do with Egypt, Carol. All I'm saying is that YOU get treasure anytime someone in your downline sells a parrot. 1.2378 0.04087 143 118 19 6
2036 Would you be so kind as to move yourself and your belongings? I need to dig right there. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
2037 I'm here to share important news about your vehicle's extended warranty 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
2038 Did you happen to see a bunch of mutinous sailors? 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2039 #1: pirates don’t have more fun. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2040 Your pardon m'lady. Might you have seen a locker key lying about on the beach? 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
2041 Did you bring the martinis? 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2042 First Point of Order: Don't invoke the Kraken with rum-soaked songs of parody. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2043 Yeah, no. 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
2044 Make America great again 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
2045 Excuse me. Which side of the pond am I on? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2046 Ahoy. Do you know which way the Pirate School is? I seem to have been separated from my group. 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
2047 excuse me Madam, I am looking for my mates. Is this Penzance? 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2048 Pardon me,do you know where the nearest vegan restaurant is? 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
2049 It was a flashy yellow gold hoop, and there was just one. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
2050 I was told I’d be able to find some booty at this beach? 1.2373 0.04286 118 92 24 2
2051 I’m done with the open-water stage, can you point me to the start of the cycling leg? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2052 I thought it was one if by sea? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2053 I went down with the ship - no law or lore says I have to stay down with her. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2054 I be sorry t' bother but 'ave ye seen me ship? 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
2055 Even though you were here first, I am going to take credit for discovering this place. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
2056 I change my mind, I hate the sea, and I would like you to drive me home now. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
2057 A six-letter word for ‘seafaring robber’? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2058 Could you call me an uber? 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2059 Excuse me, but can you please tell me how Treasure Island ends? 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
2060 As I lingered in the chambers of the sea, human voices woke me -- to warn you of the dangers of the sun. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
2061 Aye; ye are an eyeful. 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
2062 As a result of the mutiny, if you want our last Rum cocktail, I suggest you order it now. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2063 Can you tell me how to get to Mar-A-Lago 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2064 Do you know where the nearest bar is?! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2065 Excuse me, could you spare a piece eight? 1.2362 0.04251 127 102 21 4
2066 In my defense, "plunder your booty" means something totally different in my line of work. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2067 Yes, technically your Uber is here. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2068 Miss, I was informed this would be a nude beach. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2069 Pird 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
2070 Long Time No Sea 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2071 Pardon me, but might you have some rum? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2072 Is there a laundromat in town that accepts doubloons? 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
2073 Pardon me,madam,but you’re sitting on my gold. 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
2074 Your hat is ridiculous. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2075 You may wear Kate Spade, but Robert Louis Stevenson will soon be back in style. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
2076 No, I’m not, madam, but Keith was never a real pirate, anyway. 1.2353 0.04074 136 109 23 4
2077 Ahoy there! Do you happen to know if parrots can swim? 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2078 Before I ask where I am, what in Hell are you wearing you wanton woman??? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2079 Then I begin to show that landlubber from OSHA our plank is strong enough to support any man. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2080 Excuse me, which way is Disney World ? 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2081 Please! You're blocking my sun. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
2082 would you happen to have any grey poupon" 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2083 Do you know where the nearest gin joint is? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2084 Beach please. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2085 I used to say “Aye, aye, Captain” - now I just use one “aye”. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2086 Please, no more changes in platitudes. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2087 Arrgh! This is the best "Talk Like A Pirate Day" I ever had! 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2088 Surfs up. 1.2353 0.04083 119 92 26 1
2089 Excuse me! Your island got in my ship's way 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
2090 Have you spied a cutlass? It was left up to the hilt in a freebooting Spaniard. 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
2091 So -- that's One ring if by sea? 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2092 This is not a raid, but you may be sitting on a fortune! 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
2093 Tides coming in...move up!! 1.2348 0.04158 115 91 21 2
2094 Booty calls ain’t what they used to be. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2095 May I borrow your messenger pigeon? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2096 First, the other ship just came out of nowhere. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2097 Fish and Chips beachside delivery Maam? 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2098 I’m looking for a chest and booty, aye.” 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
2099 Madame, I believe you are sitting in my spot. 1.2344 0.04221 128 101 24 3
2100 Shiver me timbers lassie, me crew is in mutiny as we run out of Grey Poupon , have ye any to spare to save this blaggard from getting cleaved to his brisket ?" 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
2101 Pardon me, madame, but do you happen to have a cell phone I might borrow? Mine is unexpectedly and unfortunately out of commission. 1.2344 0.04221 128 103 20 4
2102 I promised you I would return and here I am 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
2103 Did you even consider calling 911? 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
2104 Hey, do you happen to know what year we are in? 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
2105 Did you see a wet parrot fly by? 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
2106 Was that your floaty out there? 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
2107 So I said, "What are you going to do about it, me hearties, make me walk the plank?" 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2108 No, I lept off the page and walked out of the sea, but I was not sent from heaven. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2109 The scoundrels, stripped you and left you to bake on this deserted beach. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2110 Your booty or your life. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
2111 I enjoyed the new Elin Hilderbrand, too! 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
2112 Wrong island,no treasure here.try next one over 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2113 Do you happen to have a bottle of rum in your bag and any chance your chair is covering up a rather large X? 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
2114 Have you got any sun screen? 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2115 What did Peter Pan do to you this time? 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
2116 It's been awhile... 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
2117 Please let resort security know that I hereby apologize for my "surrender your booty" joke. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2118 On the other hand, maybe you were right about a possible mutiny. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
2119 Would you like to extend your car warranty? 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
2120 Queery, have you seen or heard one mostly green parrot? 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2121 Funny. That’s exactly where me treasure map shows an X. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
2122 Excuse me, but are you the woman who was here three years ago and who I asked not to watch while I dug a hole 25 paces due north? 1.2333 0.04984 120 99 14 7
2123 Only one more order of fish 'n chips left. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
2124 - so are you here with anyone because if not, I could sea us together. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2125 Do you drive? 1.2330 0.04186 103 78 24 0
2126 One Surf and hold the Turf? 1.2330 0.05723 103 87 8 8
2127 I didn't think it would be my ex. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2128 Ye haven't seen a damned ship of infernal souls recently? 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2129 One more thing: This land is not yours! 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2130 Yo ho ho and a bottle of pumpkin spiced latte. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
2131 Just remember, after Jack Hawkins returned with that Teasure, his life became a bore like everyone elses 1.2328 0.05101 116 96 13 7
2132 Excuse me ma'am which way is Mar-a-Lago? I'm attending a convention there with a trump or a frump. 1.2328 0.05101 116 96 13 7
2133 Don't tell anyone. They'll never believe you. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
2134 Excuse me, this is my "x" spot 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
2135 Take me to your former leader. I understand he likes real pirates. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2136 Don’t be alarmed ma’am, I am pre-op Captain Hook 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2137 I didn't realize that it was only a one way ticket to Adventureland. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2138 Walk the plank,they said. It’ll be fun, they said. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2139 Yar never gonna believe this... 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2140 Turns out Polly couldn't swim. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2141 I know I just bought the boat, but it isn't my fault 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
2142 This be the Caribbean? 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2143 And another thing; a vote for Biden is a vote for sanity. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2144 For the second time, no, I am not a mermaid. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2145 Here, to help with your poetry, I am Beck Pentameter! 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2146 Planking" isn't what you think it is 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2147 Your bottled message said you'd be arriving one day later. 1.2321 0.05227 112 93 12 7
2148 You were right. The resort activity director said "boozy cruise" not "booty cruise" 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
2149 This better not be the treasure I sailed 600 miles for … 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
2150 One thing is certain, this Bermuda Triangle thing is never boring. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
2151 Honey, you'll never guess what I found while diving. 1.2319 0.04151 138 110 24 4
2152 Please do not call me Ishmael. My name is Davy and I’m looking for the key to my locker. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2153 One word… One syllable… Sounds like “kelp”! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2154 Please don't tell me that this continent bears your name. 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
2155 excuse me but where am i 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
2156 What, no yo ho ho and a bottle of rum? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2157 Just a second--am I looking for Davy Jones locker, or Johnny Depp's career? 1.2315 0.05520 108 90 9 8
2158 One question: Do you consider your booty, booty? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2159 Excuse me, but you may be sitting on my booty. 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
2160 No, I like a regular bathing suit better. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2161 Excuse me . I’m looking for a parrot , some rum and a witticism . 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
2162 Hello. I have discovered this land. You are now under my rule. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
2163 Pardon me, have you seen my vaccination card? My crew won't let me back on board without it. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2164 I beg your pardon, Miss. What is that you're reading? 1.2313 0.04845 134 112 13 9
2165 Shiver me timbers, I believe it's a scantily clad harbor seal." 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
2166 And with just one minute remaining before the judging of the costume contest...tragedy came calling in the shape of a monstrous iceberg! 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2167 Parley? 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2168 Can you call me a cab? 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
2169 America has already been discovered. What took you so long? 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2170 Yes, my name is Roger but I'm not vert jolly right now. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
2171 Excuse me, is this island taken? 1.2308 0.05863 91 76 9 6
2172 You try swimming 974 miles with only one useable eye and see how long it takes you! 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2173 My theory is we will always come from two different worlds, Maude. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2174 John. You are taking this role playing too far. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2175 One if by land. Ooops! 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
2176 Have you by chance gotten my message in a bottle? 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
2177 Captain Powell said it was going to be transitory 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2178 Can you please direct me to the men's restroom? 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2179 I told you to wait on the ship! 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2180 Football team aside, I think you’re gonna be pretty disappointed with Tampa. 1.2308 0.04371 104 81 22 1
2181 One more wet kiss before I sail. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2182 Ok, but here’s why it was reasonable for me to assume that the ghostly amulet we stumbled upon wasn’t cursed. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2183 Ma’am, I think you’re sitting on an X. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2184 You wouldn't happen to have seen an eye floating around, would you? 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
2185 excuser moi; I take it this is not the 16th century? 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2186 Heard you ran out of pirate booty! 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2187 I need the turn-by-turn directions to 1776, please. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2188 You’ve ignored all of my messages in a bottle, so I just came to tell you you’re fat and ugly and I’m not interested anyway. 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
2189 Did I have to walk the plank after just one measly chapter? 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2190 I only took one wrong turn. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2191 "Finding my first mermaid has always been my number 1 priority. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2192 So, it’s not a deserted island! I told them they didn’t know what they were doing? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2193 One yo ho bottle of rum to go, please. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2194 Oh hey Carol, sorry I never called… This is awkward but you’re actually marking the spot. 1.2301 0.05030 113 92 14 6
2195 No booty for you here. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2196 I thought the pirate I ordered was a cocktail. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2197 You got a map ma'am 1.2300 0.05660 100 84 9 7
2198 There is just one thing. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2199 Actually, it’s pronounced “URRGH” 1.2300 0.04683 100 81 16 3
2200 Did you happen to see a parrot fly by here? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2201 A pirate in Penzance. 1.2296 0.04454 135 110 19 6
2202 Arrrgh, I think you be sittin on the booty! 1.2296 0.03926 135 106 27 2
2203 The water shrunk my mask. 1.2296 0.04328 135 109 21 5
2204 Have you seen an X anywhere nearby? 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
2205 Is this also part of that good ol' seaside charm the tour guide was talking about? 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
2206 Would you possibly have some rum? 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
2207 One question...is this Hollywood? 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
2208 Just to clarify, 'Get bent, matey' means no pillaging or plundering? 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2209 I thought I paid more for to avoid this Disney crap. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2210 Take me to your Dryer. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2211 Yarr, do ye have a summer beach read to spare? 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2212 Sorry to bother you, ma'am, but have you seen my ship? 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2213 ‘Can I borrow your towel?’ 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2214 This beach read really delivers! 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2215 Arrgh — tell me, landlubber, if this be the treasured Island of Long." 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2216 Did you happen to see a parrot? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2217 I thought you said "One if by sea." 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2218 Have you seen a parrot answering to the name of Polly? 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2219 Ahoy, Why do pirates often have an eyepatch, a hook or wooden leg? They can afford healthcare 1.2292 0.05826 96 81 8 7
2220 Pardon me, madam. Is that the galleon schedule you're reading? 1.2290 0.04793 131 109 14 8
2221 Did you happen to see a parrot fly ashore? 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
2222 Excuse me madam, but have you seen my parrot? 1.2290 0.04136 131 104 24 3
2223 I once was lost, but now am found 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2224 Ahoy, have ye seen me booty? 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
2225 One point I’d like to iterate before returning to sea: Madam are you aware that you’re not wearing enough sunscreen? 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
2226 Did you ask for Captain Morgan? 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
2227 No towel service at Davey Jones's locker-room, one star. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
2228 Hold on a minute, let me tell you what really happened. 1.2288 0.05022 118 98 13 7
2229 Could you please direct me to the nearest time machine? 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
2230 Is this India? 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2231 Uh....Century? 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2232 Can I borrow your phone? I need to check Waze,I think I 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2233 2021? You mean I've been swimming for 300 years? 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2234 Never load your cannon with boomerangs! 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2235 Haven't seen a parrot lately, have you? 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2236 So aaaaaaarrrrrrreeeee ya gonna let me borrow your phone or not? 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2237 There will be a slight delay on your table for one. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2238 Don't get up I've got this covered 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2239 Pittsburgh will rise again! 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
2240 Madam,please,continue to suspend your disbelief. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2241 By the way, it would be great if you didn’t mention this to leadership on Monday. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2242 Excuse me, madam: are you the author of the bottle notes I keep receiving about my ship's warranty? 1.2283 0.05804 92 77 9 6
2243 I say would you happen to have some grey coupon? 1.2281 0.04990 114 94 14 6
2244 There be swells here. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2245 I’ll leave my card if any treasure should wash ashore. 1.2281 0.04990 114 94 14 6
2246 I’m a little new at this, where do I start plundering? 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
2247 I now understand that every body is a beach body, and I’m sorry. 1.2281 0.04139 114 91 21 2
2248 I get it Cheryl, you’re an illusionist not a magician. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
2249 May I use your Pad to find a good Mutiny lawyer? 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2250 For a good tan and warmer water may I suggest the Isla de Pinos near Cuba. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2251 yes, warm enough to dive for treasure 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
2252 I thought my dream man would come on white horse. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
2253 Excuse me. My map indicates you are sitting on my X. 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
2254 Would you perhaps have seen a three masted ship rigged with cannons somewhere about here? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2255 Have you seen a ship around these parts? 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2256 Pardon me Miss, Did you happen to see a pirate ship pass by? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2257 Excuse me, have you seen a giant "X"? 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2258 I wouldn't go in there if I were you. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2259 Are you waiting for me?" 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2260 Madam, I have a splinter in my finger. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2261 Excuse me, is this India? 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2262 Which way is East Hampton? 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
2263 I am a political refugee from Skull Island and seek asylum 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
2264 Excuse me Ms, could I borrow your phone? 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
2265 I don’t suppose ye ‘ave rum in that bag o’ yers? 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2266 No hook, no peg leg, no honey. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2267 You don't want to know where this finger has been.... 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2268 I am sorry ma’am. But due to the global shut shutdown of the ports , I was sent to inform you it will be another month’s wait for your shipment. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
2269 Believe me, you shouldn't use your Kindle when the tide's coming in. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
2270 You haven't, by any chance, seen a parrot flapping about? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2271 I'd like a word, just one word. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2272 Ahoy there,Kathy! 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2273 Kind Lassie, I’d give ye my index finger fer a bottle of rum. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2274 You build a sand castle; I'll loot it. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2275 Short plank. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2276 You wouldn't happen have any Grey Poupon? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2277 Could you direct me to the Barbary Coast?" 1.2261 0.04108 115 90 24 1
2278 Excuse moi(hic) but did you happen to shee my ship, it's called the cutty sark(hic) 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
2279 Is COVID over? 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
2280 Um...re-enactment question. Don't believe Captain Morgan had to walk the plank. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
2281 Have you heard of the Bermuda Love Triangle? 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
2282 Aye yon siren, ye song called me from briny depths. Tis ye lucky day. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2283 I’m sorry but this is a Pirates-only beach. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2284 A cruise ship keel hauled me. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2285 I’m here for the Captain Morgan Rum commercial tryouts. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2286 On the bright side, I have been vaccinated. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2287 Must I remind ye 'twas thee who saith that I should wash up before dinner? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2288 I've changed my mind; it wasn't that much fun. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2289 There used to be a dock here. You don’t know where they put it do you? 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
2290 Tom Brady here! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2291 Is there a laundromat with a dryer nearby? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2292 Just give me the map 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2293 Care to sit on a dead man's chest? 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2294 Honey, before you say anything, let me explain. It started last Friday night.... 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2295 Now that’s a real treasure! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2296 guess joe cocker never mc'd a wedding 1.2252 0.05228 111 93 11 7
2297 First, you define Privacy. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2298 Sorry, did you order a Rum Runner or the Shipwreck? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2299 Sorry Maam, it'll be another 20 minutes for the pirate's seafood special. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2300 I’ll check again but this section of the sea is fresh out of Chilean Sea Bass... 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2301 Did you happen to see a water-logged parrot come by recently? 1.2250 0.04802 120 98 14 6
2302 Excuse me ma'am do you have a bottle I could borrow? I need to contact my boat insurer. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2303 What!? They don't give you a towel when you walk the plank." 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2304 I said. Just one question. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2305 Do you have the number for Triple Aaar”? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2306 Hello ma’am, are you, pray-tell, with border patrol? 1.2246 0.03986 138 110 25 3
2307 Look up--He sent me to be your protector! 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2308 Not even once, cosplay pirate. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2309 Sorry, was that one seafood surprise or two? 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2310 I'm going to have to ask you to leave. This is a pirate cove. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2311 Oh no, I'm not going to the 'boardwalk.' My last memory was having to 'walk the plank.' 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2312 If this is what happens when they throw you overboard, I’m not so sure I want to go back up to the ship. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2313 Excuse me, Miss. Have you possibly seen a wooden ship in the area flying the Jolly Roger? 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2314 Uhm…May I borrow your phone? It’s local. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2315 Babe, I told you no cos play at the beach. 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
2316 XX marks the spot. 1.2239 0.04054 134 107 24 3
2317 It's not what it looks like. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2318 By any chance have you've seen a boy named Peter Pan, a flying fairy called Tinker Bell or a ticking crocodile?" 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2319 If you’re not going to do my laundry, this is the best I can do. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2320 He's brightly colored and usually asks for a cracker.... 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
2321 I take it I'll be plundering your booty 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
2322 OK. You were right! The "January 6 March on the Capitol Commemorative Cruise" was not really a good idea. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2323 Verdict is this new swimsuit makes me feel nautical enough and has great sun protection, but a lot of drag. 3/10. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2324 Give me one good reason why we shouldn’t be together. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2325 Could you kindly spare a doubloon? I’m double parked 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2326 But Madam, I wasn't being misogynistic. Yo Ho Ho is a non-gender specific salutation! 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
2327 Pardon me maam; did you make a booty call? 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2328 Excuse me , do you know the time of next tide ? 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2329 Talk about realistic writing! I'm definitely going to recommend this book to my book club. 1.2233 0.04562 103 84 16 3
2330 I now use my peg as a corkscrew 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
2331 If you are taking orders, I'll take a Captain Jack. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2332 G really marks the spot. 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
2333 Might I borrow a towel? My timbers are all a-shiver. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2334 Arrrr you sure it’s a PRIVATE beach? 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2335 Could you lend me a hand? My booty got all wet. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
2336 I promise to be less scallywaggy. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
2337 Borrow your Bluetooth? No. I AM Bluetooth! 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
2338 I'm NOT going to say I told you so1 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
2339 Excuse me ma'am - why do hetero fantasies always have the man fully clothed in costume? 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
2340 Well, where have you been? 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
2341 I wonder if you’ve seen a parrot? 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
2342 Excuse me, would you happen to have some Grey Poupon? 1.2232 0.05185 112 94 11 7
2343 They didn't like my leadership. Do you have a towel? 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2344 Got kicked out of the Nude Beach up the coast. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2345 Aye tough mermaid, is this a good dream or... 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2346 Excuse me, where did you say that I could park? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2347 Pardon me,could you direct me to Pirates Cove? 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
2348 FOR I AM A PIRATE KING. AND IT IS , IT IS A GLORIOUS THING TO BE A PIRATE KING! 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2349 Pardon me, but did a shipwreck come by here? 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2350 Ahoy fair maiden, might I trouble thee for a bottle of rum? 1.2222 0.05021 117 98 12 7
2351 When you've come to the beach for privacy, and instead you get... 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2352 Madam, Give me my share of booty, and I’ll be on my way. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2353 D'ya know the way to San Jose? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2354 Excuse me Ms, but I have seemed to lost my bird 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2355 I seem to have misplaced my parrot! 1.2222 0.04046 117 94 21 2
2356 First,tell me how to get to the F train,and then I’ll tell you where we buried the treasure. 1.2222 0.04941 90 71 16 2
2357 Fancy meeting you here! 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2358 Aye...forgot something 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2359 The plank challenge gets worse and worse every single day: 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2360 Have you seen a parrot fly through here in the last hour or two? 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2361 This finger was useless in telling me which way the wind was blowing and as an added note, these clothes are crap to swim in. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2362 Man, the Argh train has been flooded this whole hurricane season! 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2363 I'm looking for my Ex 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
2364 I've walked all the way from the outer continental shelf to bring you this opportunity. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2365 Hard to swim with an eyepatch, honey. 1.2222 0.04046 126 100 24 2
2366 Babe, this cosplay has gotten a little over the top." 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2367 I think I'm on the wrong beach. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2368 Wow, this book on manifesting really works. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
2369 The word mutiny gets thrown around a lot these days… 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2370 No comment! 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2371 Yes, if it rains on Halloween, I'm good. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2372 Mrs. Muir, I presume? 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2373 My, My, must have been down under longer than I thought! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2374 Eff off, Johnny 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
2375 Do you have a key to Davy Jones’ Locker? 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2376 At least i’m not a seagull 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
2377 The parrot got the trillion-dollar coin. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
2378 Madam, I hope you're reading Treasure Island. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
2379 Captain Jack at your service, but where are the sparrows? 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
2380 Excuse me Madam, but did you notice whether there was a very large "X" under your seat? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2381 Not much booty on this beach. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2382 Could I use your phone? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2383 You’re wearing your mask totally wrong. 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
2384 Is google maps down? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2385 ‘I lost me first mate… would you fancy being the second?’ 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2386 I hope this is a Caribbean Island! 1.2211 0.04280 95 76 18 1
2387 Nathan's? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2388 Erm, excuse me, but I'm looking for some booty? 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
2389 This not what I had in mind when I asked for role playing. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2390 Neat rum has gone out of fashion. Piña colada instead? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2391 Sorry I’m late. Ubers were surging. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2392 Do you have the year? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2393 Just my imagination once again. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2394 Fair Maiden, I wonder if I might trouble you for a lime or two? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2395 Is there room for one more in the Pirates class? 1.2205 0.04862 127 107 12 8
2396 Do you happen to have a screwdriver? I just can’t get my ship together. 1.2205 0.04598 127 105 15 6
2397 Have you seen Lisa? Apparently the ex marks the spot 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2398 did doogie howser ever go back & read his diary? 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2399 When your dating profile said you liked faraway places, I didn't expect to meet you this far away. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2400 Next time I'll use Waze instead. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2401 Rum we have a'plenty Maam. But no mixers. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2402 Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Davy Jones? 1.2203 0.04525 118 95 18 4
2403 What? I'm a pirate. This is the caribbean. 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
2404 Do you know a good plumber? 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2405 I would say the wind is blowing from the East. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2406 Avast, me beauty! Could you direct me to the nearest Sand Bar? I need a bit of rum. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2407 The pirate says: Told you honey, I did not need directions. 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
2408 But why is the rum gone? 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2409 Based solely on our manner of dress, one of us lacks situational awareness. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2410 I’m here for your booty. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2411 Give me a moment, I'm Columbus. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2412 Guess what place I finished in the swimming contest. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2413 Bermuda? 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2414 Do you happen to know the combination for Davy Jones Locker? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2415 Actually, it’s just north of here. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2416 I don't want to be rude, but you're sitting on my treasure. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2417 Mam, does Uber come out here? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2418 So beyond the first four feet, everything is claimed? 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2419 If you see my parrot, tell him "Straight ahead!" was not the correct answer. 1.2198 0.06012 91 78 6 7
2420 You swiped Right, so I decided to swim over.” 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2421 Pardon me but I seem to have lost a very insignificant bottle with a very important note 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2422 Pardon me, but the Captain wants to know, do you have any gray Poupon? 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
2423 1,475,013 paces, 1,475,014 paces... 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
2424 Why is all the rum gone 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
2425 One question. Did I just swim from a sinking pirate ship to a paradise of beautiful women in questionable attire? 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2426 I'm looking for 1732 1.2193 0.04451 114 91 19 3
2427 Excuse me miss, did you see a ghost ship pass by here a moment ago? 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2428 Avast ye Ma’am. You wouldn’t happen to have any grey poupon? 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
2429 The first time I forget the Netflix password and they make me walk the plank. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2430 This is awkward but did you happen to see a hook around here? 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2431 My ship got "right-sized" 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
2432 Trick or Treat. 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
2433 One margarita to go 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2434 Have you seen a parrot, answers to Polly? 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2435 I recommend sunscreen and a Mediterranean diet. 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
2436 Walking the plank isn't as fun as you think. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2437 Excuse me, but have you seen my booty? 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2438 The plank was a bit longer than they realized. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2439 I'm a movie extra who feel off a boat. Could you call me an Uber? 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
2440 Aye! So you’re the one who sent the bottle afloat? 1.2190 0.04276 105 83 21 1
2441 Don't get me started! 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
2442 Rough day. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2443 Excuse me, could you point me toward the nearest border crossing? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2444 I'm shipwrecked. Can you tell me if this is Treasure Island? 1.2188 0.04730 96 79 14 3
2445 One rum and coke please. And make it Bacardi if you can. 1.2188 0.04287 128 104 20 4
2446 I am the ghost of summers past. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2447 Excuse me, but you're sitting on top of my treasure. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2448 Dost thou have any Grey Poupon? 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2449 Is this the wrong way to approach a first date? In hindsight maybe, but I do deserve points for originality. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2450 Wait, you were you referring to Davy Jones the singer? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2451 Are you shore this is where the treasure is? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2452 I never said I was from Dover, I’m a Pittsburgh Pirate! 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
2453 Excuse me Madame, might you have a Coke for a Captain? 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
2454 Have you seen a galleon go by? 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2455 May I borrow the compass on your iPhone? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2456 Ahoy wench, I walked the plank and washed ashore because those scurvy buccaneers out there were going to charge me an arm and a leg for just one eye phone... 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2457 Do these wrinkles mean I've been in the water too long? 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2458 Blimey, either I'm in the wrong century or you are. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2459 Move yer booty! That’s exactly where I buried me booty. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2460 Nice booty. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2461 Got any change? 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
2462 You can't be here, this is supposed to remain a deserted island! 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2463 Yeah, scurvy’s the least of your problems 1.2182 0.04161 110 87 22 1
2464 One last time, what was it you said you wanted for lunch? 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
2465 Are you Chris Christie? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2466 Ahoy! Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
2467 I grant you one wish. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2468 I'm Johnny Depp and, yes, my career is washed up. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2469 Might I ask your vaccine status? 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2470 I'm not wearing any underwear. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2471 May I use your towel? I left mine in Davy Jones' cabana. 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2472 stay far away so I can fall in love with your silhouette 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2473 I had this idea to establish a fast food fish place. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2474 Just checking to see if my costume is waterproof 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2475 Then I said, I don't care if you pirates don't feel like it, get back to work! 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2476 Sorry - it turns out we just drank our last bottle of rum. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2477 Don't be alarmed, I'm double vaccinated. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2478 I thought that I could go to deserted "Pirate's Beach" so I could get away from mansplaining... 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2479 Is this the way to Provincetown? 1.2177 0.04517 124 102 17 5
2480 You wouldn't happen to have a spare galleon, would you? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2481 This just in. Me, here to offer you an all-expenses-paid singles cruise! 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2482 Uh, madame, could you call me an Uber? 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2483 Sure me looks like a useless scallywag now, but me hearties sez to me sez they, ‘Put your stolen files in the sea drive.’ 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2484 You aren't known as My Girl Friday, are you? 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2485 Susan got to the beach at 6AM to scope out the best spot. It’s not her fault that’s where the X was. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2486 One of the biggest myths about us is that we’re exempt from the pressures of summer-body culture. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2487 ...and furthermore, I don't have to worry about the sunscreen washing off every time I take a dip. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2488 By any chance, do you have an extra towel 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2489 So, if you are reading a swashbuckler, I am your kind of guy. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2490 Come aboard, milady - we've set sail for foreign booty. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2491 Private beach?!! But my map clearly labels this a privateer's beach. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2492 una pregunta por favor 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2493 You’ll have to wait. I haven’t gotten to your chapter yet.” 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2494 Smell my finger? 1.2169 0.06192 83 71 6 6
2495 Could you recommend a ship mechanic in this neighborhood? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2496 I heard you were making a booty video. 1.2167 0.04761 120 99 14 6
2497 It's flying a skull and cross bones. 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
2498 Excuse me. Have you happened to see Captain Jack Sparrow or Sweeney Todd or Tonto or... 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2499 I knew your catch would be a challenge. Lobster rolls are on their way 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2500 Sorry to bother you, but can I check for an "X" under your chair? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2501 Which way to Bermuda? 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2502 Did you see a parrot fly over by chance ? 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2503 Arrr ye sure it's called the clitoris? 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2504 May I please use your IPhone? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2505 I’m not marooned - it’s called shore leave. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2506 Not bad. No masks, no twelve feet apart, but just a little damp 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2507 wait a minute I was told the coast was clear 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2508 Excuse me, but do you know the number for Triple Argh 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2509 How many fingers am I holding up? 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2510 You wished for a pirate lover and I got the short straw. 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
2511 Wait! I can explain. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2512 You wouldn't happen to have a big X under your chair, would you? 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
2513 Pardon me, madam. Might you spot me for a galleon of gas? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2514 Could you please move a little to your left -- I think you're on my treasure chest. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2515 Bet you can't guess which one's the peg leg! 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
2516 Have any feathers washed up nearby? 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2517 Turns out the pen is mightier than the sword... 1.2157 0.04751 102 85 13 4
2518 Arggh, this foam finger is a flotation device that saved me when I had to walk the plank and I recommended wider adoption. 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2519 I finally found you, the treasure I have been looking for! 1.2157 0.04323 102 81 20 1
2520 I don't suppose ye be the treasured booty I killed my only brother to plunder... 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2521 Madam, what times is it? 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2522 Do you have a minute? 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2523 Joan thought she asked Alexa for a beach with privacy. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2524 ‘No, Ma’am, I don’t know Johnny Depp.’ 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2525 We need to talk about your car warranty. 1.2155 0.04868 116 96 13 6
2526 Went for a short walk, THEN a swim. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2527 Johnny Depp you ain't! 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2528 Hey Listen, I'm the one who cuts 'the Inchcape bell.' 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2529 You were right... it’s not like it is in the movies 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2530 Did a guy with a black beard walk by? 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
2531 Who says I'm all washed up??? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2532 Welp I couldn't walk back to my ship. I guess you were right- I'm not Pirate Jesus. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2533 Have you got any rum in that bag there? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2534 Damn! These mermaid hallucinations are getting pretty real. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2535 Excuse me. Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Cthulhu 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2536 Excuse me miss, do you have two minutes to talk about the environment? 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2537 Arrg. Have you seen me Goldbond? 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2538 Want some Chablis or Pinot Noir? 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2539 Do you have a towel? 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2540 Are you my booty? 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
2541 I know it's a bit bit of a cliche but have you seen a parrot? 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
2542 You see, our ship hit an underwater rock during the Halloween party 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2543 I guess the wind was blowing in the other direction. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2544 Your theory that modern pirates are a myth won't hold water 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2545 Where is the nearest restroom? 1.2143 0.05141 112 95 10 7
2546 Before we dock, do you know what the exchange rate is for doubloons? 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2547 Do you happen to know the wi-fi password? 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
2548 This new diving suit doesn't work at all! 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2549 "Arrr you using that towel?" 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2550 It's high time you knew the real me. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2551 Where am I? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2552 I am sorry I thought you said one Captain Morgan's 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2553 Which way is Penzance? The Major General sank my ship. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2554 How about one sunken treasure for beach access? 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2555 You were right, hon. This beach is a hidden treasure. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
2556 What's funny about this is, I'm a pirate. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2557 Excuse me, can I borrow that map? 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2558 I found the private key, why do you need a Mnemonic phrase? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2559 Do you have a minute to talk about out lord and saviour Jesus Christ? 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2560 Do NOT go in there. Wooo! 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2561 Miss? My crew want me to ask, have you got any booty that needs pillaging? 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2562 Turns out the coast guard isn't too fond of the Jolly Roger. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2563 Mutiny? Nay! T'was theft!'Tis true! I'll get it back with the audit, though. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2564 Pardon me, pretty lady, have ye seen any ships warsh ashore here lately?! 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2565 Where are my buccaneers? They're under my buccin hat! 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2566 Could I borrow one cup of rum please? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2567 Excuse me, have you seen a big X on the beach? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2568 I 'm supposed to dragoon you but I don't know what that means? 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2569 Can you spare one minute for a washed-up pirate? 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2570 Skip the last chapter. I found it quite anti-climactic. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2571 Yarrgh me boat broke down, can I use yer conch? 1.2131 0.04831 122 103 12 7
2572 I have to get off the iPad now. Johnny Depp is beckoning me! 1.2131 0.04689 122 102 14 6
2573 No, I'm not Captain Morgan. You'll have to get your own rum. 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2574 Ahoy! Dost thou have any Grey Poupon? 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2575 Would you mind just moving over a foot to your left? 1.2130 0.04171 108 86 21 1
2576 'Scuse me m'am, would you have seen a great big "X" around here? 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
2577 Have you seen this Calumbas or Culombos guy around here? Quite tall, Spanish accent? With a ship? No? 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
2578 Sailing lesson Number One, replace the drain plug. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
2579 Have you seen Captain Bly? 1.2130 0.04171 108 86 21 1
2580 Excuse me, Miss, you're sitting on my treasure. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2581 May I offer you a right-handed massage in exchange for a hot meal? 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2582 I’d like to talk with you about your car’s extended warranty. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2583 I seem to have lost my whale. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2584 Don’t you think you’re taking this role-play thing a little bit too far? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2585 Stay calm. 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
2586 Can I please use your phone? 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
2587 I thought you said this one was a pirate island not private island 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2588 What's an Uber? 1.2121 0.04567 132 111 14 7
2589 I should have just started a ponzi scheme. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2590 Excuse me. Could you tell me where is the nearest Starbucks? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2591 Under the Woke Pirate Code, commit just one micro-aggression and they make you Walk-the-Plank. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2592 I'm sorry. Did you say you wanted that neat or on the rocks? 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2593 I thought so. Is that the new Jonathan Franzen? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2594 I walked the plank a hundred years ago and here I am 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2595 That's the last time I try using GPS. 1.2121 0.04372 99 81 16 2
2596 Could ye spare a lemon 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2597 Excuse me, mam? I think you’re sitting on my X. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2598 Stop. I know it looks bad. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2599 Excuse me. I'm supposed to meet a Colonel Sanders here. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2600 Have you seen or heard my parrot? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2601 I seem to have lost my pirate ship. May I borrow your cell phone? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2602 Why am I salty? Well, first of all... 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2603 Will you sponsor my immigration visa? They'll be treasure in it for you 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2604 Pirate wants a cracker 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2605 Spare me one piece of eight for a bus ticket to Pittsburgh? 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
2606 This is Malibu, not Jamaica 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2607 Excuse me but you are sitting on the X. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2608 Ahoy! Have you got a minute? 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
2609 Let me guess . . . You Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr . . . 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2610 I seem to have misplaced my booty. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
2611 Do you know any cities around here that might want a MLB franchise that just lost its 100th game? 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2612 Shipping is free, 1 shilling for returns. 1.2115 0.05053 104 86 12 5
2613 Excuse me, but I believe you're sitting on my X. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
2614 Alexa, find me the nearest dry cleaner 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
2615 Remember where we parked, honey. 1.2115 0.05234 104 88 10 6
2616 Excuse me, sorry but I appear to have just wet myself.. stupid eye patch .. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2617 Excuse me, ma’am, I was told masks were required. 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
2618 Excuse me, do you have WiFi? 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2619 Pardon me, madam, but have you seen 16 men and a dead man’s chest hereabouts? 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
2620 Do you have any mix? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2621 Begging your pardon, Ma'am, being the victim of a "Muttony" would have involved rebellious sheep, I dare say. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2622 Indeed, parrots that are licensed, supervised and leashed are welcome on the beach during off-season months. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2623 Where could I find the closest 18 hole golf course? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2624 Sorry me scurvy’s made me too pervy, I’ve been drawn to the wrong chest 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2625 Historical reenactment has really gotten out of hand 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2626 Robinson’s out, fishing probably. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2627 Wait, did you just say "See you later, alligator"? 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2628 I,the last surviving soul onboard,swam ashore in hopes that I had finally found the Isle of Treasure. Instead,I found Janet,a marketing executive taking a three-day weekend in a place called Sea Girt, New Jersey. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2629 One more lap. I really think I have a shot at the Halloween triathlon this year. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2630 If I had two eyes I too would've been like you 1.2110 0.04137 109 90 17 2
2631 Shiver Me Timbers!" "There be Wenches in heaven! 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2632 It’s a new Pirate Ed book 1.2110 0.04137 109 89 18 2
2633 I told you, the ocean is not a time machine. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2634 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2635 Not the "X" I was looking for.... 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2636 Aargh? Hmm...Come to think about it I don't have a clue. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2637 You wouldn't look like Orlando Bloom either if you'd been at sea for 300 years! 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2638 I beg your pardon, where is the official border? 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2639 Madam, have you seen my ship? 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2640 Be careful--ferocious undertow here. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2641 I'm stumped. Do you have any ideas for this week's New Yorker caption contest? 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2642 Before you ask madam, no I do not know Johnny Depp 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2643 A Spanish doubloon for ye, if that's rum in the bag. 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
2644 Arg... I think I found the booty 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
2645 i think that Bermuda triangle got me, my las, what century is this 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2646 Pardon me, have you seen Johnny Depp? 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2647 guy will park under a tree to keep his pickup cool but won't believe in global warning? 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2648 I only need one contact lens 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2649 Move it, lady, you sittin' on me chest. 1.2100 0.04333 100 80 19 1
2650 I think I got the wind direction all wrong 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2651 No, I'm NOT a "dirty pirate." Can't you see that I've just washed up on shore? 1.2100 0.04333 100 80 19 1
2652 First question ... have you had your Booster Shot yet? 1.2100 0.04333 100 80 19 1
2653 Arrgh, show me the booty 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2654 You would'd have access to GPS, would you? 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
2655 Oh no,you have to be a member of the club to use the restrooms. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2656 Alright you get one dig and then "this little pirate thing of mine" as you call it, should never be mentioned again. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2657 Your sitting on my cash. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2658 Would you happen to have a cup of sugar I could borrow? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2659 Just one minute in the water and my fingers are pruney. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
2660 Do you change for a doubloon? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2661 That was not a boat. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2662 I still haven't found the black pearl! 1.2095 0.05188 105 89 10 6
2663 Sir, you may well be visually impaired, but the sign clearly indicates that this is a PRIVATE beach. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2664 Can you spare a doubloon! 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
2665 Excuse me do you have any SPF 50? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2666 Why did you leave my message on read 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
2667 Might I bother you for an oarrrr?” 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
2668 Why did you talk me into doing the Pirate Ship Booze Cruise? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2669 Aye, lady. Have you seen a parrot or a man-o-war ship lately? I can't seem to find either one. 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
2670 A toilet near here? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2671 Before you say anything... 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2672 But my freedoms. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2673 Fear not, Madam - 'booty call' has a previous meaning. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2674 My one mistake was telling them I worked for the IRS. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2675 One more thing ... your mother expects an apology." 1.2091 0.05182 110 94 9 7
2676 Pardon me, m'lady. Might you have any Grey Poupon?" "Of course, Captain. But first I need a favour. Bring me a BLT and large side of fries. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2677 Excuse me, I don’t suppose you’ve seen my Buccaneers?” “On your bucken’ head 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2678 Ms.Livingstone I presume? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2679 Beware! There are ghosts from the past hereabouts! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2680 I was frozen solid under the ocean for a long time. Then the ocean warmed up and I melted. Can you direct me to nearest pirate ship? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2681 I'm looking for 1st Mate Starbuck. He said he was going for coffee. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2682 Sometimes I wash my clothes in Tide and sometimes I wash my clothes out tide… 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2683 Did you order a Captain Morgan? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2684 Actually it’s pronounced ‘kəˈribēən’ 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2685 Have you seen a parrot, by chance? 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
2686 You are my kind of a siren. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2687 It’s quite a common misconception that RRRR is our favorite letter when in fact, m’lady, it’s C. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2688 Could I borrow a bottle? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2689 They said, ‘Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me.’ So I did. And I lost everything. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2690 I'll give you one guess what's under you. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2691 ARRR! I've been canceled. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2692 Wanna fuck? 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2693 Can I get a hurricane to go please? Make it a double. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2694 Might I borrow your cell phone? I need to tell my wife I'll be late. 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
2695 Can you please call 911. I’ve been in a wreck. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
2696 Are beach tags required here? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2697 Excuse me, can I use your cell? My messsage in a bottle doesn't seem to be going through." 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2698 Young madam, You are sitting on my buried treasure. I grant you one minute to remove from the premises.” J. Kinsey, Toronto ONT Kinseyjody33@gmail.com 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
2699 Pardon, have you seen my parrot? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2700 It’s from the west, and dry 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
2701 I told them not to play tic-tac-toe on the map. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2702 Oil, matey! 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2703 I'm lost. Can you guide me to the Pirates beach. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
2704 You were right. The navy still doesn't like pirates. 1.2080 0.03818 125 100 24 1
2705 They miscalculated with that walk the plank thing. Didn't realize I was an Olympic swimmer. 1.2080 0.04586 125 105 14 6
2706 I think I left something under you chair 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2707 Air pocket. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2708 I forgot the combination. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2709 Do you know a good place to stay? 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2710 Excuse me, may I borrow your towel? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2711 A bad day. I was thrown overboard and had to outswim a shark. Do you have a cigarette I can bum? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2712 The X may have faded, but that is still my spot. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2713 Excuse me, can you tell me how I can get back to Universal Studios? 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2714 Turns out a ‘Pirate’s Life is NOT for Me.’ I could only get ONE bar. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2715 What’s Kraken 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
2716 I didn't prepare for the wet weather... 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2717 May I borrow your phone? I need to contact the Flex Seal people. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2718 On second thought, I will borrow your boat. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
2719 I know it’s anachronistic, but I’m gonna need to borrow your cell phone. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2720 Lady: where are your buccaneers ? Pirate: Under my buckin’ hat !!! 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2721 AND ONE MORE THING. Stop criticizing my swimwear. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2722 Arg...6 feet? Sounds worse than scurvy 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2723 You're better off going right back in, 2021, am I right? 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2724 I think I need a double 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
2725 So you put on the virtual reality goggles and expected an exotic beach rendezvous with a famous Buccaneer? 1.2073 0.06193 82 71 5 6
2726 this is my 774 time I lose in a new yorker cartoons contest 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2727 Is this Davey Jones Beach? 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
2728 Excuse me. This isn't the Caribbean, is it? 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2729 do you have an iPhone charger? 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
2730 Honestly, a tad on the shivery timber side. 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
2731 Just one question: Does Uber have boats? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2732 They just finished the last bottle of rum. 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
2733 Wait a minute. Date night at home ends with a cold water shower for me. How is this different? 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
2734 I searched all the deep blue sea, but to be fair I don't think that seashell was worth me favorite ship. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2735 Ahoy. It’s been a long journey. Where can I wash up? 1.2069 0.05269 116 101 6 9
2736 Can you point me in the direction of the Bermuda Triangle? 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
2737 Well, it's a long story. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2738 Sorry, no booty here. 1.2069 0.04823 116 98 12 6
2739 The rest of the sheep stayed on the boat, I did my own research! 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2740 Good day, Madam, could you direct me to Penzance? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2741 Well, I do like my martinis dry. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2742 Pardon me, but I always confuse Torguga with Antigua… 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2743 Could I borrow your cell phone? 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
2744 Excuse me, did you happen to see my parrot? 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
2745 Land ho? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2746 My finger gets real achy in a moist environment. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2747 There’s one other thing about magical realism 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2748 Any news on the infrastructure legislation? 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2749 #1; your choice in beach reading is terrible. Also, you're sitting on my "X"." And yes, my left hand is a secret octopus. What I really need to get across is that I've walked out of the sea to finish my bucket list. Cook me an aardvark! Burrrrrrrrp! 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2750 So the Pirates from Pittsburgh have only won one game? 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2751 Aaaaarrrgghh you aware that you are sitting right on top of me treasure? 1.2065 0.04773 92 74 15 2
2752 This whole Great Resignation isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. They threw me off the boat in my exit interview. 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
2753 I will answer your questions once, just this once. 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2754 I thought you said we were getting in 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2755 I'm a bit early, but which way is the Halloween Party?" 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2756 My attack was foiled when I could hack their Bitcoin wallet 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
2757 It smells fishy but it’s not what you think 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2758 You’re right, I did say you could never do it 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
2759 I lost my booty, can I have yours? 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2760 There's been a bit of a cAAARGHo delay... 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2761 Did you happen to notice a whimsical man-child on this beach? 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2762 Never mind, I’ll use the sunscreen. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2763 Buried Treasure Island is the next island. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2764 So you're telling me it wasn't actually 'Two if by land, one if by sea'?! No wonder I've been waiting so long . . 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2765 Where are we? All this smog ... its hard to navigate. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2766 Is this Tortuga or another one of those Disney resorts? 1.2059 0.05089 102 85 11 5
2767 I guess we interpreted "dress for the ocean" differently. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2768 Argh you here with anyone? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2769 Tom Brady and the Bucs have one trophy but I want two. 1.2059 0.05276 102 87 9 6
2770 come back with me 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
2771 Excuse me. That doesn’t happen to be a book on repairing leaks, does it? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2772 Bijan for men? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2773 Could you direct me to a vaccine centre? Apparently I need a jab to be out at sea. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2774 I believe it was fate that my crew mutinied on your shores. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2775 Oh my God, are you real? I'm so high right now. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2776 Excuse me. I'm looking for Penzance? 1.2056 0.04550 107 87 16 3
2777 My dear, please notice no peg leg, hook or parrot 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2778 We've been trying to reach you to talk about your car's extended warrantee. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2779 Ahoy, Miss Democracy. This is a booty call. 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
2780 Pardon me Ma’am. Have you seen my ship? 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2781 Excuse me,could I borrow your towel? 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2782 The captain said I should head to shore to dry out 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2783 Turns out, a walk-the-plank means something entirely different around here. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2784 Just one question, please! Are you a ghost, or am I? 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2785 Towel please mylady 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2786 I've been trying to reach you about your galleon's extended warranty. 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
2787 Sorry, but that pirate ship left an hour ago. 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
2788 Did you by chance sink my battleship? 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
2789 Excuse me, is this way due North? 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
2790 Have you see the Nina, Pinta, or La Santa Maria? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2791 Don't panic! I just need to borrow your cell phone to call my wife and tell her I'm OK. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2792 Excuse me, ma'am....Have you seen my parrotfish?? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2793 I trusted this wetted finger to tell me which way the wind was blowing, but today it failed me and m’ship.” 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2794 Passing?! I could’ve sworn you said like ships crashing in the night.” 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2795 A word of warning: If this is Rhode Island, I’m afraid I won’t be dropping my Rrrrrs. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2796 Arrrgh, you’re only allowed one preferred pronoun 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2797 Sorry, I gave at the office 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
2798 Did you happen to see a large glass bottle? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2799 Oh, maybe that was take 1000 paces to the South. 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2800 Actually, I'd say the hook is almost always overrated. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2801 Arrrr I have survived the sinking of my ship The Black Pearl..." "That's nice honey, are you about ready to go? I'm getting sunburned. 1.2043 0.04727 93 78 12 3
2802 1 beer please...it's been a long day. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2803 The directions clearly say "Reapply after swimming." 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2804 Please do not think I have any other intentions but to ask for directions. I seem to be lost in time. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2805 Believe it or not, this is what you think 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2806 I forgot my sunblock. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2807 Buenos días señora! I could use a drink. Where's the nearest pub? 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2808 The Captain's log is soaked. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2809 I forgot...did you say soy or oat milk latte? 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2810 Excuse me, do you have an extra hook, map, and parrot in your beach bag? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2811 16 men on a dead man's chest 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2812 The unauthorized reproduction or distribution of a copyrighted work is illegal. Please produce proof of purchase for that e-book and two forms of I.D. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2813 Am I too late for the shanty sing-along on Zoom? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2814 Pardon me, but could you please point me to Buccaneer Bob's Pirate Ship Emporium? 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2815 I was wearing a mask but it shrunk. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2816 Have you seen a wet hook anywhere? 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
2817 You realize that this island is named after me? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
2818 Aye, pirates be pirating. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2819 You ordered a booty call? 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2820 One Martini; very "dry", if you please. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
2821 Might madam possibly be able to assist me to locate one Tom Brady? 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
2822 ...a cold compress for a clam bite? 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2823 I’m not the anachronism, yer the anachronism! 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
2824 Which way to the booty? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2825 You say Smee and the rest of the crew went that way? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2826 Water! Sparkling water! 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2827 Yo….Ho…Got a bottle of Rum? 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
2828 Excuse me, have you seen my bottle of rum? 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
2829 Got a light? 1.2035 0.04894 113 96 11 6
2830 Excuse me miss. Do you know who is docked at slip A-4? 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2831 Pardon me,but have you seen a parrot with a treasure chest? 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
2832 Can I borrow your cellphone for a local call” 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2833 Pardon me, but could you tell me if this is Treasure Island? 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2834 EXCUSE ME, WHICH WAY IS KEY WEST? 1.2033 0.03992 123 100 21 2
2835 It is beyond a doubt that all our knowledge begins with experience 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
2836 Excuse me, ma'am. Do you realize you're in the middle of nowhere? 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
2837 "From the moment I laid my eye on you, it was love at first sight. 1.2024 0.04724 84 70 12 2
2838 staten island ferry is making impromptu stops on halloween 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2839 Show me your booty. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2840 Can I trouble you for a swig of your rum? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2841 Madam! Just one - one! - moment of your time to speak on behalf of your automotive transmission needs! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2842 In Vrbo's defense, Davy Jones's Lair IS 'just off the beach'.” 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2843 If you see my parrot, tell him to fly to the pub. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2844 Which way to Treasure Island? 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2845 Why are you here your supposed to be in the book" "Yea but they wrote the story wrong 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2846 I've been sent to tell you your delivery has been delayed. 1.2021 0.04430 94 75 17 1
2847 ...and another thing, you're going to hate the ending when Daphne jumps off the bridge. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2848 If you’re still undecided on a resort activity for this afternoon, I can’t recommend ‘Walking the Plank.’ " Mike O'Malley, Trumbull, Conn 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2849 Did you bring your vaccination passport 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2850 Any chance you've seen a parrot yelling, Cap'n Loose Lips, Cap'n Loose Lips' fly by? 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2851 The captain didn’t like me kraken jokes.” 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2852 And for the last three minutes on the wind of a windless day I have heard the sound of drums and flute. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2853 One question, Lily. Why exactly does my ex mark the spot? 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2854 Which way to the statue storage unit? 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2855 excuse me, might you have the time period? 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2856 Before there were messages in a bottle … 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2857 We've been offshore in our warship for centuries waiting for swimmers to get in--explain why you are the first we've seen. 1.2019 0.04808 104 90 9 5
2858 Aye, kealhauled at my own costume party. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2859 Is this Pittsburgh ? 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2860 Did you happen to see a pirate ship go by? They hijacked mine in 1799. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2861 Pardon me… You wouldn’t happen to know where the treasure chest is buried, would you? 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2862 Release the Kraken !!! 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2863 Charles, I told you not to return without my jewelry. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2864 Did you happen to see someone digging a hole here earlier? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2865 Have you seen my ship? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2866 Excuse me,I thought you said go east... 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2867 Can I borrow your phone to call Uber? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2868 Which way to the rest rooms? 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2869 Excuse me, have you perchance seen a green and yellow parrot? 1.2018 0.04076 109 88 20 1
2870 more of a comment than a question, but.... 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2871 Excuse me, but I seem to have taken a wrong turn. 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
2872 Hey Katherine…You weren’t quite the Ex I was expecting 1.2018 0.04855 114 97 11 6
2873 Sorry, where’s the toilet ? 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
2874 ARRRRR...you able to spare a towel? 1.2000 0.04149 105 87 16 2
2875 The Canary Islands? That's the last time I let the parrot navigate! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2876 I'll trade you gold for bronzer. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2877 It turns out apps don't work underwater. Do you have a map I can use?" 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2878 Arrrgh. Them blasted seagulls were a lot smaller in my day! 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2879 Aye, that answered the drunken sailor question.” 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2880 Yes, I said 'Yo ho ho!' but I didn't intend it as a personal greeting. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2881 Table leg for one, please. 1.2000 0.04134 115 94 19 2
2882 You wouldn't happen to have a cell phone I could borrow? 1.2000 0.04544 125 106 13 6
2883 Can I interest in some parrot soup? 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2884 I've just got to tell you, your husband is never going to find that sunken treasure. 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
2885 Why do you think I have eleven fingers? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2886 Excuse me, but you're dripping. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2887 Is there a rest room near here? 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2888 Can you point me in the direction of a galleon rental? 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
2889 Hi. My name is Captain Kidd. I think I'm having an out-of-booty experience. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 13 2
2890 Argh! The mutineers weren’t too bright. They forgot to tie my hands and feet when thy made me walk the plank. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2891 Honey, you packed my OLD swimsuit! 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2892 Yo ho ho. Do you have a bottle of rum? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2893 I'm your Uber. Dry Tortugas, was it? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2894 I think you're way out of my league.... Still, one hopes. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2895 Pardon, you’re sitting on my X. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2896 A penny for your thoughts. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2897 Excuse me young lady , have you seen a white whale with a smile on his face ? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2898 Sorry, but I don’t speak to those to whom I’ve not been introduced . 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2899 Madam, may I prevail upon you for an orange. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2900 Ok don’t look to he side And tell me where can I get one of Those martinis ? 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2901 Excuse me, would have any 'Grey Poupon' ? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2902 Sorry M'am, the "Pirates' Resort" property that you are on requests a dollar-a- chair rental. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2903 When is the next cruise ship due? 1.2000 0.04487 115 95 15 4
2904 I drew the "2 if by sea" straw. And then, fair maiden, there was the rum. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2905 Excuse me ma’am, but you’re sitting on X Marks the Spot for the buried treasure 1.2000 0.04364 105 88 14 3
2906 I was here first: you'll have to discover another place 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2907 Do you have a moment to talk about your car's insurance? 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2908 Has the plague ended yet? 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2909 I forgot who walked the plank first! 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2910 Beg pardon. Have ye seen a parrot fly by here of late? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2911 I hate to say this, Miss, but you ARRRE sitting on a treasure. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2912 Captain Hook wants you to stop using TikTok. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2913 No, that's not the Flying Dutchman. Just a blimp. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2914 Ahoy, Lassie. Fancy a shag? Quick and wet. I have doubloons." 1.2000 0.04179 135 113 17 5
2915 Arr, Gen X marks the spot! 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
2916 Can you point me to Pittsburgh? 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2917 I came here for 1 thing. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2918 Hello! Can I ask you a question? Which way to the closest Tarrrrrrrget? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2919 Sorry to disturb, but have you seen a parrot …? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2920 ‘Walk the plank, Jean Le Poulet’ they say. Ahah! 1.2000 0.05318 100 86 8 6
2921 Sorry to bother you,but have you seen me ship or me mates? 1.2000 0.04399 125 105 15 5
2922 Have you seen a shop floating around these parts? 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
2923 '"Would you kindly tell me the quickest route to MGM." 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2924 Where is the nearest Halloween Party? 1.2000 0.04544 125 106 13 6
2925 Just google it on your smartphone 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2926 Have you seen my whale? 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
2927 There's a fish up my ass 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2928 I hereby reclaim my rights to Pirate's Cove. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2929 So honey, guess I’ll have to keep looking for that new job. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2930 Excuse me, Ma'am. This is the Pirate Bay, nudity only. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2931 We must have been destined to meet; you, a lovely sunbather on a private beach and I, a lowly, bathing pirate and son of a …”. 🏴‍☠ 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
2932 A message in a bottle is still littering 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2933 « Excuse me Ma’am, have you seen a big red cross around here? » 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2934 Scuse me, Peg? 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2935 No offense, but I really am here for a booty call” 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2936 Yeah, but the X was ruining both the vibe and my InstaGram post... 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2937 Miss, may I borrow your compass please? 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2938 I fell from my Jolly Roger! 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2939 'I may not be the Jack Sparrow you want, but I am the Jack Sparrow you need' 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
2940 Sorry ma’am, the mask fogs my eyepatch 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2941 Long-deceased Pirate Reenactors' Convention...do you know the way?" 1.1983 0.04169 121 100 18 3
2942 Excuse me, have you seen a man walking around, fairly tall, gruff voice, thick black beard; if so, kindly tell him I'm still in the water. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
2943 Yo-ho-ho, where can I buy my beach pass? 1.1983 0.03914 116 96 17 2
2944 Turns out the red thing wasn’t an X, it was actually a starfish. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2945 This must be eery, but I fell off the Halloween party boat. 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
2946 Is anybody in town hiring? 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
2947 A parrot, a ship, a parrot and a ship., a loose plank - you see any of that? 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2948 Is that grog by any chance? 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2949 Sorry, couldn't find your cellphone 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
2950 I am a pirate and I seek booty. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2951 Could you possibly spare one piece of eight? 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2952 Aaargh, I'm told yer book there is pirated! 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2953 No, Christopher, this is Laguna Beach--you must have missed the ship to Cape Cod. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2954 Can you spare a bottle so I can sea-mail my ride? 1.1981 0.04911 106 89 11 5
2955 Sorry to disturb you again, but one more question. Was your name Nancy? 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2956 Sorry, honey. The tides weren't with us. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2957 Yo, ho, hum don’t ever drink that rum near the ship’s railing. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2958 Please don't ask me if I remembered to pick up the dry cleaning. 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2959 Was it ‘ship ahoy’ or ‘abandon ship’? 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
2960 Ay, are you new to the bottle? 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2961 Damn global warming and rising seas! - I am sure I marked the treasure with a cross somewhere around here.. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2962 Ahoy, can you Uber me a schooner? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2963 Excuse me. I know it's not Iowa, but is this heaven? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2964 Just one question. Can I use your towel? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2965 Yes, it is I, the 'tender hearted and exquisitely sculpted' pirate you have been reading about and longing for. But, give me a minute 'cause I smell like fish. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2966 Wench, please tell me I've come ashore in Nova Scotia, and it's the final season of Curse of Oak Island"?! 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2967 Just to confirm that will be one egg salad on hardtack. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2968 AAR, you packing any rum? 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2969 Same epoch? 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2970 Pardon me, madam, but I believe your 'X' is blocking my spot. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2971 Excuse me, but did you get that other galleon's license? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2972 One question. Do you think this costume will be back from the dry cleaners in time for Halloween? 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2973 Excuse me. Have you seen a parrot around here? 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2974 Mansplaining? I only represent to you what a pirate is. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2975 Want to make out? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2976 I promise I didn't know this is what they meant by "booty" 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2977 I should have waited a a half-hour after eating. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2978 One question - this isn't the Bermuda triangle, is it? 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2979 I would like just a moment of your time.... 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2980 RRRRR you Sandy, by any chance? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2981 Hey, is this India by any chance? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2982 Is your name Wilson? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2983 I'd trade one of my chests for a decent pair of trunks right now. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2984 Excuse,mi lady, art thou ignorant of our raiment rules for this beach? And reading also - scandalous! Fie! 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
2985 May I trouble you for a squirt of sunblock? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2986 Excuse me, I buried some treasure right where you’re sitting. 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
2987 You asked for private time with the number one buccaneer? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2988 Do have just one cracker I can take to our ship's beloved parrot so he will shut up? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2989 Excuse me , is Trump still your president ?” 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2990 I thought my punishment was being sent to a deserted island. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2991 I should like to point out that it is not the ship that makes the pirate, and what be a peg leg but a frivolous affectation? Bearing that in mind, will you accept me hand and be a captain's mate? Oh, and, um... aaarh. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2992 Captain Charlatan, I guess?” 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2993 Is that Frenchman's Creek you're reading? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2994 Could you spare just one doubloon? 1.1970 0.03637 132 109 21 2
2995 Its not so jolly down there after about 30 seconds! 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
2996 Are ye, perchance, a gold digger? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2997 Excuse me. It appears I may have been blown off course on my way back to my Bahamian hideaway. Can you help? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2998 Argh, can you be the captain now? 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2999 Pardon my asking, but have you seen a hook laying anywhere around here? 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
3000 Avast, ye landlubber wench; surrender your booty! 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
3001 Pardon me ma'am. Do you happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
3002 Not ALL pirates! 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
3003 Move. You're sitting on top of my buried treasure. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
3004 Could you please explain your reference to appropriate beach attire? 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
3005 I guess I’m late for the invasion. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
3006 My name's Jonah. And I've got a whale of a story for you! 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
3007 JUST ONE THING-DO YOU HAVE A TOWEL? 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
3008 Could you handle me a towel miss ? 1.1963 0.05046 107 92 9 6
3009 Were I to tell you how long I have been swimming, you could not be blamed for doubting me. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
3010 Can you call me a Uber I need to see the eye doctor 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
3011 Have you seen anyone walking aimlessly with a peg leg? 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3012 Okay, we'll use your locker instead." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3013 A parrot about this big? No, sorry. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3014 Reading 'Choose Your Own Adventure'? I'm here for the final pages. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3015 One down, six to go. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3016 Don’t be startled… I’m fully vaccinated! 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
3017 Excuse me, would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3018 Did you ever take Algebra? I can’t find the X. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
3019 You Sarah? I'm your Uber Galleon. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
3020 I promise,one swig from your flask and I’m on my way. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3021 Pardon me lass, can I trouble ye for a compass? 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3022 I’ll trade you part of my booty for a sip of your wine cooler. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
3023 I know it took me to long but I found a boat. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
3024 You're the first woman I've seen in months, and all I can think about is your booty. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
3025 Arrren't ye going to reapply? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
3026 Just one request. Can I use your towel? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
3027 You were right, Karen. I had to walk the plank. But I wasn't keelhauled - I'm calling this a win. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
3028 Can you hit “pause” in your eBook for a moment? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
3029 You’re too late… the pillaging is done. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
3030 Could I use your phone for a minute. I seem to have lost my parrot. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3031 Shiver me timbers, ye say? Avast ye, lass, shiver me index finger. 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
3032 Excuse me miss, have you seen my parrot? 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3033 You finally show up! 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3034 I couldn't help but notice your beauty when I was watching you through my spyglass. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3035 I'm sorry, honey, I tried but they were all out of toilet paper too. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3036 Watch that last step! 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3037 I say, could you tell me where I can find some dry britches? 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3038 Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life isn't for me. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3039 I'VE DRESSED AS BLACKBEARD, WET MYSELF AND SWAM IN THE SEA, NOW CAN WE HAVE SEX YOU WEIRDO? 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3040 One quick question. Do you know the time? My watch stopped in 1783. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3041 Which way is the Disney theme park? 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3042 Arghh we been trying to contact yous bout your ships extended warranty 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
3043 Do you have change for a doubloon? 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
3044 Have ye heard the good word? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3045 Aaarrrrrrgg you going to be needin' any help applying that lotion? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3046 One question: Do I still look alive to you? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3047 Ahoy! Might you have change for a doubloon, me matey? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3048 Excuse me, do you have a minute? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3049 And so Jim walked the plank and eventually settled in the Carolinas. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3050 I bet you thought you were on Gilligan's Island. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3051 Your help, mam... Is this the White Cliffs of Dover or a Caribbean island? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3052 Ahoy! My search for a bitcoin treasure in the briny deep hasn't worked. Any ideas? 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3053 Your Fastpass also entitles you to one random encounter with a Cast Member for up to a year. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3054 I swam all this way for a tich of your best rum 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
3055 It's hectic. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
3056 I am sorry to inform you, but we are out of the Swordfish . May I suggest the Peanut Butter and Jellyfish on Rye? 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
3057 Halloween 2021. “Let me guess: you’re that little lad who loves berries and cream?” 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
3058 For the record, I’m only here for the all-inclusive buffet. 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
3059 Is that a big, handsome man with a troubled past or just my Kindle? 1.1947 0.03524 113 92 21 0
3060 Hast seen the White Whale? 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
3061 Hello Miss, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Cthulhu? 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
3062 Could I borrow some sun screen? 1.1944 0.04826 108 92 11 5
3063 You wouldn’t happen to have seen a green parrot, have you? 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
3064 Sally, will you marr... Oh, forget it. It seemed so romantic on paper." 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
3065 Clearly you savvy the bare necessities Madame. Act now and get 1-month’s free storage with Davy Jones’ Lockers. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
3066 Blimey! Heard any good scuttlebutt? 1.1944 0.04826 108 91 11 5
3067 Madame,I seem to have lost my ship. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
3068 You wouldn’t believe… 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
3069 And another thing: just because my bathing suit doesn’t conform to society’s norms, doesn’t mean you have to keep saying “Ahoy, where’s the Jolly Roger?” 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
3070 I didn’t lose the battle. I just couldn’t handle one more sea shanty. 1.1942 0.05173 103 89 8 6
3071 Excuses me, but that’s where I’m supposed have my final speech with the sea and relate it to a women 1.1942 0.05173 103 89 8 6
3072 You were right, miss! Loosing an eye doesn't mean I am a pirate king. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
3073 You wouldn’t happen to have a bottle of rum, would you? 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3074 After careful consideration, I'd rather dress for the other job I want. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3075 Need a colonoscopy? 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3076 The is no reception down there 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3077 Excuse me. Since I wont be raping and plundering you today as my ship has sunken, could I please borrow a towel? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3078 Parrrrrrdon. Yerr name wouldn’t happen to be Genie and tis thar a magic lamp in yerr bag? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3079 One more thing, do you know where I left map? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3080 Ah, "ex" marks the spot. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3081 I followed your instructions but the treasure was not next to the shark like you said. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3082 My shop broke down, can I borrow your phone? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3083 Not all men 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3084 Aarrgghh, do not speak of 'hook, line, and sinker.' 1.1935 0.04387 124 105 14 5
3085 Arrrrrrrrrr you able to lend a towel? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3086 Booger for your thoughts? 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
3087 Honey, let me explain about the missing eye. 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
3088 Pardon me which way to Waterloo? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3089 I may be washed up now, but back in marauding school I made ‘em walk the plank like no other! 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3090 Excuse me, could you spare some change to help me salvage my ship? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3091 Hey Tink, have you seen Wendy? 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3092 Just me. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3093 You could take a boat here from Tortuga but you’ d miss the full experience. 1.1935 0.03742 124 103 19 2
3094 Sorry. Have you seen my ship? I forgot where I docked it after shopping for gold. It's black and has an X. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3095 Those idiots pointed me to a nude beach. I clearly was not in search of THAT kind of Booty. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
3096 Excuse me Miss, I've been forced to walk back home, but I seem to have lost my bearings. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
3097 Did somebody order a bottle of rum? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3098 Arrrgh, you know, you’d look a lot prettier if you smiled. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3099 come on, barbie, let's go party. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3100 Hold on, there's a shark that wants a hand. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3101 Arrrr....ye gonna use that towel? 1.1932 0.05796 88 77 5 6
3102 Argh Matie, might you be willin' to share a bite of your kale? 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
3103 This is the closest thing white people have to culture. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3104 ...and another thing, you really don't need SPF 50; your better off using a lower SPF and applying more often. Why don't you give us a smile? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3105 Are you fully vaccinated?? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3106 Can I use your phone, ma'am? I just lost my ship. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3107 You’re sitting on my x. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
3108 I don't suppose you have the *correct* directions to the Johnson's costume party.... ? 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
3109 Have you seen anyone else that is dressed like me? I seem to have lost my crew and ship. 1.1930 0.03712 114 92 22 0
3110 Down sizing ! I had to chew the fat,lady. ! 1.1930 0.04806 114 98 10 6
3111 Pardon me, but are we near Disney World? 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
3112 The online dating service failed miserably. 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
3113 could I trouble you for an empty bottle and some paper? 1.1928 0.05803 83 72 6 5
3114 What'cha reading? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3115 One rum to go. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
3116 Um, excuse me, I was going to ask where I might get a change of clothes but since you need one too, perhaps we can go together? 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
3117 Excuse me, can you tell me which way to the All You Can Eat Buffet? 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
3118 Excuse me, wench. Have you seen a talking bird, about yay big? 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
3119 Did you, perchance, see a large sailing vessel come by recently? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
3120 Excuse me, Miss, can you spare a dime for a phone call? 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3121 May I speak to the caftan? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
3122 Argh! Me ex marks the spot, but I'll find me no booty here. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
3123 This be Pirate Property, NO TRESPASSING! 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
3124 No, I Am NOT Jack Sparrow. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
3125 Arrr you using enough sunblock? 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
3126 That shark really wanted a Polly cracker. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
3127 Would you happen to have a few ice cubes you could spare? 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
3128 You were right, I've taken this cosplay thing a bit too far." 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
3129 Could I borrow that copy of "How to Make Friends and Influence People"? 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
3130 Am I too late for the 6oth birthday party? 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3131 Do you know where I can find a boat repair shop around here? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3132 Excuse me, have I missed the boat? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3133 Excuse me! Could I just take a quick glance at the Contest page? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
3134 Please can you call me an Uber? …Those damn Somalian pirates. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
3135 Well, it turns out that wasn't the right combination to my locker either. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
3136 Is that my bottle of rum you have? 1.1915 0.05079 94 79 10 4
3137 Would you happen to have a bandaid ? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
3138 One sea shanty verse too many. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3139 Have you seen my booty? 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
3140 Excuse me. Can you help me find my locker? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3141 Would you believe a whale ate the parrot ... and the pegleg? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3142 Excuse me, do you have any Pirate’s Booty? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3143 They released the Kraken. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3144 At least there’s free refills. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3145 Excuse me, I'm a bit late for the party. But where can I get vaccinated? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3146 Care for a Jolly Rogering? 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
3147 Excuse me ma’am, do you happen to know if I have arrived to India? 1.1909 0.04745 110 94 11 5
3148 Excuse me! Would you like to join my crew? We need one more. 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
3149 Pieces of eight,shiver me timbers,blah,blah,blah. Do you know a good hotel? 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
3150 Mind if I use your towel? 1.1909 0.04745 110 94 11 5
3151 The water is definitely too cold on Halloween 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
3152 You let your wife steer the ship ONE time 1.1909 0.04745 110 94 11 5
3153 Be you the lady what found a bright red parrot? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3154 No, I'm not asking about your ex. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
3155 One if by sea. Am I too late? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3156 They told me I'd find booty on this beach. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3157 I see that you're reading, but by chance have you seen a ship today? 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
3158 Hello, I am Johnny Depp alias Captain Jack Sparrow and I am all washed up. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
3159 Hi there matey 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
3160 Just the willpower for parting of the sea is not enough! 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
3161 Hear me out: I’m putting together a brand new crew. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3162 Sadly, it was not the booty call Jennifer had in mind. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3163 Did someone call for booty? 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
3164 X marks the spot" isn't what it used to be 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
3165 The nearest toilet, please? 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
3166 When I asked if you had the treasure and you said “arrr-shore” you could’ve just pointed to you beach bag. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
3167 Sorry, I forgot to ask, would you like fish with your chips? 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
3168 After keeping me waiting all these years, do you honestly think I care about your 'ouchie'? 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3169 Pardon me, madam, would you mind awfully directing me towards the nearest convenient 'x'?" 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3170 Ma'am, I drank a little too much grog several centuries ago. Is this really Cooperstown? 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
3171 No Sir, Mr. Hanks is not here at the moment. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
3172 At which point Debra put her vacation on hold to defeat Thanos 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3173 And finally, at number one on the top ten list of why pirating ain’t all that it’s cracked up to be: The plank walking. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
3174 I am racing a ship named “Santa Maria”, any idea if it already arrived? 1.1900 0.04861 100 84 11 4
3175 Have you seen a giant red "X" around here by chance? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3176 Well fuck me silly,aye aye,dat some dope bitch sittin there 1.1897 0.04729 116 100 10 6
3177 I'll make sure X doesn't mark your spot. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
3178 In order to prevent your extended warranty from expiring I’m giving you one courtesy follow up… 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
3179 Whatever it is, it's been following me for centuries." 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
3180 Do you have a moment, Miss? I seem to be lost. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
3181 Hmm? No, I don't care to play "find the parrot" Captain Pervy. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3182 Ahoy! I've been shipwrecked. Could I borrow a cup of doubloons? 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
3183 But I discovered Plank’s Constant. 1.1895 0.05247 95 82 8 5
3184 I know I grabbed the wrong luggage at the airport but why would they only pack one outfit? 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
3185 Well Sir I don’t know. Define loot. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3186 Are we still in Act 1 of The Tempest? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3187 Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer? 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
3188 Is this what the end of the world looks like? 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
3189 Pardon me, but do you happen to have gold dubloons? 1.1892 0.03948 111 95 12 3
3190 Have you seen any kegs of whisky? 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
3191 Pirates don't rape and pillage. trust me. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
3192 A bottle of rum perhaps? 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
3193 October 31, the Hamptons! 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
3194 Have you seen a rather large sailing vessel flying the Jolly Roger? 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
3195 You know what? Next time I’ll make my ship waterproof. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3196 ARR! And where's your ship? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3197 After my indiscretion, our therapist suggested some time together and some role playing: the next thing I knew I was walking the plank. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3198 Maam, may I have five minutes of your time to show you what this vacuum can do? 1.1889 0.05674 90 79 5 6
3199 How is the sea today? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3200 Mutiny is too harsh a description. I think of it as a simple disagreement amongst friends. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3201 You're doing it wrong. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3202 Sorry to disturb, my proud beauty, but you might be sitting on the X 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3203 From the creators of Outlander: Ahoy, Sealander! 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3204 The beach has eroded. LandsEnd pub was right here. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3205 now, you really have to pay your forgotten student loan 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
3206 Now I understand Shakespeare's meaning of his phrase "Sea Change" 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3207 Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to the optician? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3208 I’m over 300 years old, and you’re telling pirates had a run in popular culture around 10 years ago, but no one cares now? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3209 Thar she . . . chills??!? 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
3210 Would you have seen a parrot come this way? Green, ten inches tall, probably water-logged? 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
3211 I went down with the ship. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
3212 Pardon, madam. Have you seen a giant 'X' around this beach? 1.1885 0.04558 122 105 11 6
3213 I come from the sea to tell tall tales of bold pirates. 1.1884 0.03786 138 115 20 3
3214 Excuse me, may I borrow your sunscreen? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3215 Avast, ye landlubbin’ wench! Whither might I be commandeerin’ a hardy sloop? 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
3216 A shot and a beer, Wench. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3217 Dead men tell no tales, but that does't mean they can't flirt! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3218 This is the first time I ever won anything good 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3219 Would you ask your Daddy to give me my ship back? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3220 Would you please call Uber for me 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
3221 ...and boy, are my arms tired. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
3222 Arr, lassie... I be lookin' for me ship. Two masts... 16 cannons... and the son of a biscuit eater what stole me parrot. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
3223 For future reference, Polly definitely does not want a cracker. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
3224 First, give me your jewels and gold. Then, something to eat that ain't gruel. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
3225 M'Lady dreams of Long John but it's cold in thar. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
3226 Told ya. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
3227 Aye matey, I just have one question. Have you seen an orange and green parrot around these parts? 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
3228 Can you spare one White Claw? 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3229 may I bother you for a little drink? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3230 Excuse me,does chewy.com deliver to galleons? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3231 Madam. I hope you don't think this to be a line,but it seems I have misplaced my Galleon,my crew has disappeared and all of my life possessions are gone...Nevertheless it would make my day if you would share with me your Long Island iced tea? 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
3232 Excuse me but I believe I took a wrong turn a couple of centuries ago 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3233 Forgot to reapply. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3234 Could you spare a towel? My timbers are shivering. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3235 My booty's wet. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3236 Ahoy, milady, might I trouble ye for a mere dram, or a tankard mayhap, as I ha'e bin long at sea wie nary a drop?" 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3237 Please tell me you’re not a hooker. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3238 Honey, I think I'm going to stick with just being their Quarterback 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
3239 As you can see, I’m on vacation, so shoot me an email? 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
3240 … and dear god, I almost choked to death on all that plastic down there 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
3241 You might think a pirate's favorite letter is "Arrh..." but in fact my true love is the "C"! 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
3242 Do you have access to a pirate ship? 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
3243 Can you spare some SPF 50? 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
3244 When you almost drowned for the booty, but you still come back for more… 1.1869 0.04992 107 93 8 6
3245 I suck at this. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3246 He had a parrot. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3247 And one other thing: I SAW this shirt on Seinfeld so don't throw me overboard again! 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3248 I wished to make a pilot. Not to lay a pirate! 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3249 The takeaway here is no cutsies in the buffet line. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3250 Yes! I was told to wait here for my ship to come in. But where did you bury the treasure? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3251 You ordered one Captain Morgan with a splash? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3252 In 1733, my ship anchored here...where did all this sand come from? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3253 This is the Spanish Main, right? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3254 I'm just not capable of holding the Captain Morgan pose like I could when I was young. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3255 “I’m not trying to sell you anything but can I ask you if you have Pirate insurance? 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3256 Excuse me ma'am, but your on the spot 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3257 Blackbeards Ex marked the spot. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3258 Some booty for a towel? 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
3259 I did not hear from you so I wanted to come check to make sure that you received my messages. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3260 Could you please move five feet to your left? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3261 Hmm Dover. Is Penzance this way or that way? 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
3262 Don't worry. I got my booster before we capsized. 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
3263 Can you point me to the carrrrrrrr parrrrrrrrk? 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3264 Hun, the Flying Dutchman is not the booze cruise. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3265 Was that my freakin' parrot? 1.1863 0.03874 102 88 12 2
3266 Just give me one minute to explain. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3267 Did you happen to see a tall wooden ship go by here recently? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3268 If you are the blushing bride whose friends arranged an exotic dancer twenty months ago, put your hands together for ARR-RANDY! 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3269 Ho ho ho, got any rum? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3270 Just because it's cloudy doesn't mean UV rays aren't damaging your skin, honey. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3271 I changed my mind, the water's too cold 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3272 I need food and sex, in that order. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3273 Bottle of toasted coconut pineapple rum? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3274 Hello, I’m Captain Morgan. You asked for me? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3275 Can I borrow your cellphone? I need to call the Nautoclub. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
3276 'You're going to walk the plank,' he said. 'Just give me one iceburg,' I said. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
3277 Tis I, Angus from Tinder... argh! 1.1856 0.04476 97 80 14 2
3278 I thought you were a mermaid.. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3279 Excuse me Madam, did a crew of nasty lookin’ sailors just happen to walk by here? 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
3280 ‘This beach is for Piracy-raking, not sun baking’ 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3281 Just thought you'd like to know that the briny deep is not what it used to be. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
3282 As God is my witness, I just got out of the mother of all doldrums. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3283 And now it's time for something completely different! 1.1856 0.03968 97 79 18 0
3284 The cruise ship will be rather late leaving. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
3285 Ah, so....... I see you have been studying your RRRRRs 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3286 Ahoy Lass! What brings ye to be mutinied and marooned? 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
3287 This coral marks where I buried my treasure chest. Please move. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3288 Actually, any book you read on the beach is a "beach read." 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
3289 Could you tell me how to get to the Empire State Building? 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
3290 Do not be frightened! I've washed up on this shore to bring the good news of a tax-free vacation spot! 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
3291 I'm Johnny Depp and you are on my beach...savvy? 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
3292 Can you spare a gold doubloon, madame? 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
3293 Do you mind if I borrow your flare gun just for one minute? 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
3294 Since you said you loved reading about Blackbeard, this is the last time I'm going to propose. 1.1852 0.04393 108 93 11 4
3295 One question. Where can I score some wasabi mignonette? 1.1849 0.04460 119 102 12 5
3296 Can I borrow your phone to call AAA? 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
3297 Yarrr are you Becky??? From match.com??? 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
3298 One more, and I will have swam the Seven Seas! 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3299 I'm Carribbean Pirat and I will kidnap you 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3300 Have you seen the camera crew wash ashore? 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3301 Do you have a pair of pants? I lost all my booty 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3302 May I use your cellphone for a minute? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3303 Pardon me madame, I’m Captain Hook and I think I fooked up! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3304 Spoiler alert: He survives. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3305 They say cold water keeps one young. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3306 Aaargh… and then I says ‘it’s not firing me ye’ll be for I quit!’ 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
3307 One more thing… 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3308 The crew is charging surge pricing so I decided to swim. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3309 Can you sing? I am looking for a leading lady for my Pirates of Penzance 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3310 One guess what happened to the boat. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3311 Hey did my message in a bottle send? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3312 Next time I'm caught I'll pick the Devil 1.1845 0.05116 103 90 7 6
3313 Pardon me. Have you seen my locker? I'm looking for my locker... 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3314 Excuse me, you haven't any stray hearties have you? 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3315 Pardon me. Have you seen my parrot? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3316 Call me Black-and-Bluebeard after last night. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
3317 There'll be bounty on the mutiny! 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
3318 Before you say anything, let me just tell you that I find your insouciance about my plight totally expected. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
3319 In case you are wondering- yes! I was the inspiration for Captain Jack Sparrow in Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. That said, might you know the whereabouts of Scarlett Johansson's attorney? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3320 Ahoy, Matey, give me your chair! 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3321 Bartender? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3322 I just have one question. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3323 Do you know the way to Disneyland ? 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
3324 I want half the treasure, and full custody of our parrot.” - …When you burry treasure under an ex 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3325 Now who will be a good boy and stop invading the Middle-East? 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
3326 Believe me! 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3327 Taxi! 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
3328 Ummm, excuse me miss... Where's your booty? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3329 You haven’t, perchance, come across that bottle with a ship that sails the ocean? 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
3330 You're not dreaming, but I am the man of your dreams! 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
3331 Arr landlubber, ye say Tampa Bay lost the Super Bowl by only 1 point!! 1.1837 0.05097 98 85 8 5
3332 Do you celebrate Halloween on this Island? Alice Hoffman New York, NY 10075 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
3333 Can I borrow a cup of grog? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3334 Up for a game of “Aye eye spy”? 1.1837 0.03932 98 80 18 0
3335 Fair lass, have you seen a large chest hereabouts? Asking for a former friend” 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3336 What is baseball and why did those scurvy dogs in Pittsburgh usurp my cultural heritage?! 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3337 Where did you say you dropped me your number again? 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
3338 Do you have anything stronger than bottled water? 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
3339 Have you seen my X? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3340 This isn't what it looks like. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
3341 Excuse me, is this Pittsburgh? 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
3342 RRR...if I stop callin' ye, "Mrs. Black Beard," will ye spare me one towel. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3343 I forgot my toothbrush. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3344 I don’t think this side hustle concept is exactly on fleek. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3345 So it seems you finally reached the chapter about pirates. Any clue about the treasure? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3346 They said you had an eye patch I could borrow? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3347 Any chance you have a spare towel? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3348 Have you heard of Moby-Dick ? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3349 where have you been for the last 2 centuries? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3350 Pirate’s Cove? 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3351 First romantic getaway without kids. Her: ‘Let’s go to an island resort and do nutty things, like dress up as fun characters’ Him: …………………….. 1.1829 0.04947 82 71 8 3
3352 The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3353 Had my first. Looking for my second one. 1.1828 0.04030 93 76 17 0
3354 Is this heaven? No, it’s Myrtle Beach. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
3355 you're not going to believe this but.... 1.1828 0.04030 93 76 17 0
3356 Madam, the Hamptons season has ended. Could you point me in the direction of Wall Street? 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3357 Might you emerge with something a little more dashing than an index finger? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3358 I only need one Dead ticket. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3359 By all means, continue with what you're doing. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3360 They sad there would be bluebirds here and peace ever after 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
3361 Don't ever go to sea in a rowboat. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
3362 How come you're always late? 1.1828 0.04030 93 78 14 1
3363 Excuse me, are you the one who wrote the message-in-a-bottle that my ship ran into? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3364 Have you seen a parrot around? 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3365 Excuse me, but have you seen my taxi sail by? 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3366 Madam where are my buccaneers you ask? Under my bucking hat! 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
3367 Stupid,your patch is on the wrong eye..Otherwise you do look like a pirate 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3368 I have an eye on you but nobody is perfect. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
3369 Don’t you love the smell of your own balls? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3370 Excuse me madam, do you happen to have a hair dryer in your bag that might possibly borrow? 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
3371 Good day, Madam. Could you please point me in the direction of the nearest men’s room. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3372 Have you seen my boat? With a big skull flag on top... 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3373 Pardon me, could you direct me to the nearest marina? 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
3374 I'm only going to say this once, 'Next time you go.' 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3375 I am Cpt. Drake, have you seen my ship? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3376 That feather of his would so complete my outfit for the brunch. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
3377 Your soulmate has arrived. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
3378 Would you like an umbrella, Maam ? 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
3379 You've got to help me, my parrot can't swim 1.1826 0.04552 115 99 11 5
3380 Is it safe to come out? 1.1818 0.03694 110 90 20 0
3381 Excuse me, did you happen to see a few stones on the beach, in the shape of and X ? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3382 I'm Mr. Plankwalker. Who are you? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3383 Her name is Polly, like crackers, and was last seen in this direction 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3384 Excuse me, do you mind moving over? I think you’re on my X” 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
3385 Arrrrr you interested in dinner? 1.1818 0.05492 88 77 6 5
3386 Can I use your cell phone? 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
3387 That's one down, six to go. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
3388 May I interest you in a sale we're having at Davy Jones' Foot Locker? 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
3389 Sorry, Hon, but this "booty" is not for the takin' 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
3390 the damn gps on my phone really messed up this time. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3391 Do you have a moment to watch a 15 second ad? 1.1818 0.04622 99 83 12 3
3392 Crusoe, Ma’am, Robinson Crusoe: I seem to have misplaced Friday. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3393 Help me find a metal detector. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
3394 Pardon me, did you happen to see a stray parrot flying around the beach? 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
3395 Pardon me. Hast thou any Grey Poupon? 1.1818 0.05048 99 86 8 5
3396 You have to leave! I claimed this beach 200 years ago. 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
3397 Uma pergunta, onde estou? 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
3398 Only one little fumble! 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
3399 Have ye seen me dinghi? 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
3400 When I called your mother “scallywag,” it was more a term of endearment than anything. 1.1818 0.03896 99 81 18 0
3401 Ahoy there my lady, think you can spare a schilling for this buccaneer, so I may buy a bottle of Rum for you & me to share? 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
3402 Yes, Johnny, we know you can do the pirate thing. A cyberpirate is not the same thing. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3403 Is this the back of the line 1.1818 0.04689 110 95 10 5
3404 Can you point the way to Pittsburg? 1.1810 0.03794 116 96 19 1
3405 Arrgh, got any SP30 there? 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
3406 Remind me what digits I should type to summon help? 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
3407 I'm Captain Morgan. Is there a bar nearby? 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
3408 !aye, this doesn't look like gold to me. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
3409 Pardon me, ma'am, is this America? 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
3410 I'm going to have to tell my buddies that we can't do pirate cosplay today. I forgot that I can't swim. 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
3411 Am I near the Capital? 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
3412 Hey! This isn't Davey Jones' locker? 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
3413 Very good. The next letter is 'S'. 1.1809 0.05231 94 82 7 5
3414 Turns out I've been sent to find an Amazon locker. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3415 I don't need Madeira, m'dear. I need your hedge fund manager. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3416 And one more thing! 1.1809 0.03991 94 77 17 0
3417 ....and furthermore the food was lousy 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3418 Mind Kraken me open a beer? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3419 Can I steal your booty? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3420 I have to be honest I was really hoping for Blackbeard…not Redbeard 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3421 ...so, being drunk off our butts, we took turns walking the plank. Hey, is that a martini? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3422 But can't I pretend it's a hook, just for the audition? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3423 Could I trouble you for a sexton? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3424 You're 300 years late Long John Silver. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3425 I'm so sorry, but I think you're sitting in my spot. 1.1807 0.05184 83 70 9 3
3426 It takes a pillage to raise our child. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3427 “Ridiculous, why men cannot sport a swim suit in such situations? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3428 Ye don't seem to understand the concept of being marooned by a pirate, do ye, me dearie? 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
3429 I seem to be lost. Is this Tortuga? 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
3430 If I may 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
3431 Hi, I’m Christopher… you are…? 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
3432 Yarr, ye haven't seen a wet parrot walking these very shores, have ye, miss? 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3433 Unlimited wealth and longevity for polluting the beach? No, thank you, Jack Sparrow. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
3434 "I'm just sayin' the Captain Jack Sparrow Sailing Courses offer a lot more than the Captain Morgan sailing courses, no matter how many cases of rum he has promised to send!" 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
3435 k” was not an appropriate response 1.1800 0.05001 100 87 8 5
3436 Wrong island! This is is the rom-com"! Timothy Mahoney, Australia 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
3437 I thought I was the only one that knew that Fall is the best time to travel! 1.1800 0.05001 100 87 8 5
3438 Excuse me ma'am. Do you happen to know where I might purchase some rum? 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
3439 I found your bookmark. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
3440 Aaarrrrr you interested in a $200 resort spa gift certificate? All I need is 30 minutes of your time to come tour The Residences at The Cabanas at The Resorrrt! 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3441 You’re not a romantic, are you? 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
3442 Disney HR? 1.1800 0.03861 100 82 18 0
3443 I said LAND Ho... 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3444 Excuse me Miss, can I borrow your Google Maps. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3445 Your endurance is impressive but sorry,I'm just not into older men. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3446 Parrrgghdon me, Our ship is trying to pirate your internet signal. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3447 One more thing. I've misplaced my map but I'm pretty sure you are sitting where "X" marks the spot. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3448 I've been out to sea for a little while. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3449 Not ONE word about my outfit! 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
3450 ‘Did everyone see that, because I will NOT be doing it again’ -Captain Jack Sparrow 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3451 Excuse me...I believe you're lounging over my chest. 1.1795 0.03955 117 97 17 2
3452 Just one question. Have I made it to Australia yet? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3453 Do you know of a good sailing ship dealer around here? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3454 Zoom is at 5:00 p.m. Be sure to put on your costume before. Don´t embarrass me again in front of my virtual crew! 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
3455 Ma'am I believe I have failed my arabesque, can I have one last try? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3456 Sorry, is this the Hamptons costume rager? I’m super smashed and I lost my phone. 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
3457 Do you happen to have seen a parrot? 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
3458 I'm ot ur average guy 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
3459 Ahoy landlubber have ye happened to see a galleon? 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
3460 I’m looking for a Mister Stevenson…Robert Louis Stevenson 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
3461 Do you happen to have the time? 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
3462 I'll get that crazy parrot for this. Is he still circling up there? 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
3463 Did you see a parrot flying around here? 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
3464 Excuse me, do you have a metal detector i could borrow 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
3465 Excuse me,before you sat down,did you notice an X on that spot? 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3466 I'm just a pirate standing in front of a girl asking her to love him. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3467 I've got some bad news for the conspiracy theorists... it turns out that ice glaciers CAN cut steel hulls. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3468 I don't care what locker it's a key to. I don't want it. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3469 America and us conservatives are under attack from all sides. Biden is destroying the country, and quickly lurching us into a socialist hell. The Democrats' $6.5 TRILLION in spending and taxes will decimate our economy. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3470 Oh look, my least favorite character in "Animal Crossing: New Horizons." 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3471 Cathy...? Oh, my "ex" marks the spot. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3472 May I have a sip? I've seemed to have sunk my ship. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
3473 While my quest for booty was innocent, I’ll show myself to HR. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3474 Excuse me, but do you believe in fate? 1.1789 0.04484 95 82 9 3
3475 Hate to spoil your day, but I believe those are rain clouds. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3476 Excuse me, but can you spare any items for a message in a bottle? 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3477 when on the beach reading fiction is more relaxing 1.1789 0.03954 95 78 17 0
3478 Excuse me Miss, can you please move a little bit, here is my ship’s parking space 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3479 Arr, would ye have change for a doubloon? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3480 Swashbuckling sometimes gets soggy, what can I say? 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
3481 ‘Ahoy! 'ave ye seen a green parrot? Answers t' Polly? Flies mighty fast?’ 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
3482 Why is the rum gone? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3483 Where arrrrrr we? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3484 Do you come here often? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3485 Pardon, I live on that deserted island beyond the reef. Would you happen to have a cup of sugar? 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
3486 Seen a parrot flying around here? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3487 Arrg you seeing someone? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3488 Do you happen to have a white claw? 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
3489 Fair lady. Why should I shake my booty? 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
3490 It gets worse. I used to be on the dance crew for Paula Abdul 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
3491 ok so... 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3492 One, if by sea… 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3493 Excuse me, have you seen a white whale? 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
3494 I’m sure you’ve got an interesting pirate story, but I am really trying to escape this week’s information overload. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
3495 Despite what you may think, I didn’t have it coming to me 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3496 Mind if I borrow you iPhone? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3497 Wet Willie, I presume? 1.1780 0.04444 118 102 11 5
3498 Might you spare a sip of your water? I'm afraid I'm parched. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3499 Your signal was supposed to be “one if by land, two if by sea, and three if by airrrrrrrr!” 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3500 Are they making the unvaccinated walk the plank again? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3501 I just quit my job…know anyone hiring with a livable wage? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3502 Which way to the mens locker room, madam? 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3503 The meatloaf gave me this incredible gas. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3504 Would you know if there's a boat rental nearby, and, oh yeah, would you happen to have a map showing Tortuga? 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3505 Ahoy! My yacht seems to have run aground. Can I borrow your cell phone? 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3506 Sorry. I was a bit detained. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3507 Pardon me madam might I trouble you for some delicious yellow mustard…. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3508 Go back to your ship. I am not masked and neither are you. Double vaccinations are not working and neither is social distancing. I have Covid and so does everybody else in California. 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
3509 Sure! I’ll burn one with you. Cheers 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
3510 Excuse me Madam, you are sitting on my X. 1.1776 0.04753 107 93 9 5
3511 Shiver me timbers, a single landlubber, I must on the Jersey shore in October. 1.1776 0.04753 107 93 9 5
3512 Pardon Me,Do you have the time? 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
3513 I have decided that the buried treasure will have to wait 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3514 I was rubbing the hull and put my finger in a wormhole. 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
3515 Which way to the covid testing site? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3516 Now might that be treasure in your bag mum? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3517 You got $5? I need a new hook 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3518 I'm feeling a bit pale. Might I borrow your cocktail's umbrella? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3519 Have you seen my rocket? 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
3520 Aaaargh ! I'm kind of lost . Is this Hispaniola ? 1.1771 0.05129 96 84 7 5
3521 Dear lady, I was hoping I might borrow a quill and some parchment to write to my mother hoping she will dispatch a rider to retrieve me after a rather unfortunate interaction with myself and a oddly large squid. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3522 Yaaaaarrrrr've got a phone aye could borrow for Uber, please? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3523 Is that a harrrrd seltzer under your seat? 1.1770 0.03606 113 93 20 0
3524 Excuse me. Have you seen half a mask? 1.1765 0.03889 136 116 16 4
3525 Name's Ahab. Did I get any calls? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3526 Be sure to use sunscreen. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3527 I'm here to tell you that you still need sunscreen 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
3528 Can you help me with Time Travel? I seem to have lost my mates. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
3529 Excuse me. Where do I get a beach badge 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
3530 When I saw 'Warning: Shipwrecks included' on the contract, I didn't think they were serious! 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
3531 Come to think of it, is there a better way to get to town besides the boardwalk? 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
3532 Avast matey! Has a big blue parrot with a foul mouth come past here? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3533 I said ‘mutiny,’ not ‘#MeToo, honey.’ 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3534 I was told this island is dessert-ed. Will you please point me to the nearest patisserie? 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
3535 'Tis 2021 and the ship's HR department wants me apologizing for that 'pirate's booty' remark, they do. 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
3536 But I don’t want to be a pirate! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3537 Actually that is not the optimal placement of your chair given today's tides. #piratesplaining 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
3538 Before you say another word, I need to see proof you are vaccinated or tested negative in the last 72 hours. 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
3539 Blasted siren! Those directions you lured my ship in were all wrong. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3540 May I use your phone to call the American Sloop Association? 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
3541 You wouldn't happen to have a shovel, would you? 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
3542 I'm sorry, but an eye patch is required to sit on this beach. 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
3543 Excuse me. Did a galleon pass by here recently? 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
3544 What’s a costume party? Which way to the closest port so I can have those mutineers arrested and hung.” 1.1759 0.04712 108 94 9 5
3545 Hi, excuse me, which way to the Rum bar? Trying to get wrecked tonight. . 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
3546 Would you happen to know where I could find a dry cleaner? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
3547 I only got the first shot, now I’m back for my second. And a bottle of rum… 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3548 Pardon me Miss, could you point me to the Van Winkle Estate? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
3549 I walked the plank for your sunblock! 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3550 Is this the queue for the 8.15 to Port Royale? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3551 It had one main sail. 1.1758 0.04581 91 76 12 2
3552 Mind if I join you? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3553 Can you lend me a towel for one doubloon? 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
3554 You wouldn’t be Long John Silver’s ex in the sand, would you? 1.1754 0.04703 114 100 8 6
3555 But if I leave you with one thing, remember my infidelities and fraud indictments are because I have always been your little pirate. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
3556 Please, give me a moment to explain... 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3557 Excuse me, do you happen to have an extra towel? All of mine got wet in the shipwreck. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3558 Guess what? X marked a sandbar. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
3559 Arrrgh...you alone? 1.1753 0.05079 97 85 7 5
3560 Come to think of it, maybe I do need a ship. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3561 One minute, I can explain everything. So I was partying with Tom Brady… 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
3562 Pull my finger, else 'walk the plank', arr. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3563 My boat sank. Can I borrow your phone? I promise to not rape and or pillage you." 1.1748 0.05056 103 91 6 6
3564 Hello, I'm Jolly Roger. Is this the best beach in the Caribbean? 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3565 Have you seen a small white row boat 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3566 Do you happen to know if parrots can swim? 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3567 I My timbers are shivering. 1.1748 0.05056 103 91 6 6
3568 Missing one large ship - have you seen it? 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3569 The boss says he has given you the hook 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
3570 I assure you I said, “Tax the rich” not “tack the bitch!” 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3571 Look busy, avoid eye contact and he might just go away and not ask for directions 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3572 Excuse me miss, I'm looking for the loo. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3573 I AM A SURVIVO 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
3574 Oh, not an "X". An Ex. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3575 There’s only one pirate who can show you the way to world peace and I’m not cheap! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3576 I'm looking for a prosthetic hook that might have washed ashore. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3577 I was on deck waiting for the costume party to begin... 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3578 I know it's your right to sunbathe wherever you want Karen but I've swam 8000 miles after my ship sank to dig up the treasure you're sitting above!! 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3579 Beg your pardon malady you're sitting on me treasure." 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
3580 Feeling like a shipwreck isn't the worst part. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3581 One Captain Morgan,with salt. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3582 moisr 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3583 Well, shiver me timber! Sorry, forgiveness rather than permission, and all that. 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
3584 Can I borrow your mobile a sec? 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3585 One more thing. I'm not a pirate. I'm an entrepreneur. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3586 Give me a break. Today is casual Friday. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3587 Excuse me miss - have you seen a prosthetic wash up? 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
3588 He couldn’t find sand at the beach. 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
3589 Restraining order or no restraining order, I’m Johnny Depp, for crying out loud…and you belong to me! 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3590 Those college spring breakers made me do a keg stand then walk the plank. 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
3591 So, is this Pitcairn Beach? 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3592 You wouldn’t be the first to mistake me for Johnny Depp. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
3593 My room is a wreck, this is more like ship-sanked. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3594 A bottle of rum for me would be the perfect ending to a walk off the plank. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
3595 is this India or America? 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
3596 We can go to a dozen pieces of eight, for one minute on your tablet 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3597 I lied when I said I knew where the treasure was buried 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
3598 Excuse me, would thoust knoweth the way to thy local castle? 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3599 Ahoy Landlubber! Ye wouldn’t have spied a big, green parrot up there by chance? 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
3600 No, I was actually here first, and your sitting where I put an ‘X’. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3601 Would thee have a towel I could borrow 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
3602 OK, now time to try this way 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
3603 Where am I? Is this where all the treasure is? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3604 At this point, you, dressed as Elizabeth, will join me and continue the #PhysicallyFit dance. 1.1733 0.04792 75 65 8 2
3605 Pardon , but I am a bit confused on this planking thing. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3606 Might you have an extra pirate ship in that bag? 1.1731 0.05010 104 92 6 6
3607 Do you know the ZIP code of this beach? 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3608 Outlander here! 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
3609 Is that you,Snoop? 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3610 Would you get my back? 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
3611 So, Cozumel, not "costume ball." 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
3612 Arrrr you staying in an Airbnb? 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
3613 Argh, it would appear I need a new crew 1.1727 0.03621 110 93 16 1
3614 Aye lass, we had to scuttle number one. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
3615 Excuse me. Is this the way to the fountain of youth? 1.1727 0.03621 110 91 19 0
3616 I was the undisputed number one--and then Brady moved down here. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3617 Your Galleon warranty is about to expire! 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3618 All-inclusive has a whole new meaning now. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3619 Have you found it yet ? 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
3620 Excuse me, Madam. Would you happen to have a submersible bilge pump and some hose? 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
3621 Where do I sign up for swimming contests? 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3622 Do you have any diseases on this island? 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3623 I'm telling you, treasure your free time. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3624 Ahoy, me lassie! Any interest in an Airbnb pirate ship? One doubloon per night. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3625 Before you say anything: telling me, 'a paper pirate ship sounds more whimsical than practical' is not the same as telling me it wouldn't work. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3626 Excuse me, I may have missed you on the way in 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3627 Before I request your assistance, I should let you know that I’ve only ever pillaged. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3628 I’m no longer in The Golden Years , am I ? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3629 Your comfort is costing us all a fortune. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3630 New age Pirates of the Caribbean 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3631 Have you seen a Disney ship float by? 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
3632 It wasn't as sexy as the book made it sound. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
3633 The ship's running low on rum, but my mate makes a mean Shirley Temple. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3634 Ma, excuse me! What year and which colony is this? 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3635 Have you a bottle of rum? 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3636 Jim, why are you dressed like that? 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3637 I'm looking for the beach that isn't for residents only! 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3638 Argghhh just one more thing 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3639 Honey I checked, the car keys are not there I guess we are stranded 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3640 Arggg…I’m here to steal your peace and quiet! 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3641 excuse me, did ye happen to see an 'x' in the sand before the sea level rose? 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3642 I’m trying to make a comeback 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
3643 Aargh! Pray tell me where I can find a suitable galleon or man-o-war to replace mine own, sunk by the treacherous tides. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
3644 Wanted you to know that I got rid of my Hook but I am still a Crook: Vipin Bery, Toronto vipin.bery@gmail.com 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
3645 Swimming the seven seas in search of booty is much harder than sailing them. 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
3646 May I trouble you for a blow dryer for my feather? 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
3647 Cancun is that way. 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
3648 One or two shots of Captain Morgan? 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
3649 A bottle of Rum please... 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
3650 Is this really foreplay, or are you just trying to get some reading done? 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
3651 Not the treasure I had in mind 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
3652 I own the copyright to that pirate book. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
3653 Well this is awkward... do you happen to have any spare pantaloons I could borrow. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
3654 Excuse me, which way to the New World, please...? 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
3655 Could I trouble you for an orange? 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
3656 Pull up a seat. Ain’t much better here, Captain. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
3657 Six feet, please! 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
3658 Why do I always get the short stick on who gets to choose the fantasy? 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
3659 That Dryft is getting just one star. 1.1712 0.04410 111 96 11 4
3660 I'm looking for a large 'X' on the ground near this location" 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3661 You know you’re real when you walk the plank because love is finally better than your dreams 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3662 You haven't seen a large boat going past, have you? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3663 You haven't seen a parrot fly by perchance? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3664 Ahoy, my pretty! Do you perchance have a treasure map there? I seem to have lost mine." 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
3665 Was that on the rocks or neat? 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3666 Walking the plank is not as bad as ye think. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3667 ‘ Oh I see ;been there ,done that ,eh ?’ 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
3668 Do you have an extra towel by chance? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3669 Would you happen to have any sparkling water? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3670 Give me one reason to stay here, and I'll turn right back around. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3671 Have you seen a missing parrot around here? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3672 One thing I’ve learned on this vacation: it’s easier to speak like a pirate than to swim like a pirate. 1.1705 0.05414 88 78 5 5
3673 Show me your treasure. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3674 No, no, my dear. Do not read that. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3675 Can you give me one Egg McMuffin? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3676 Any chance you've seen a cute little parrot pass by? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3677 I said aargh. A-r-r-g-h, Arrgh. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3678 One Captain and Ginger with extra sunscreen. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3679 What year is it? Sorry, I lost track. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3680 Excuse me but do you know which way the Pirates of the Caribbean ride is? 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3681 Number two I don't know and number three I don't care. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3682 Lady, you're sitting on my treasure chest 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3683 I just found out that parrots can’t swim. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3684 Australia I presume. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3685 Yo, ho, ho, lass--quick question? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3686 chance you have an extra towelAny 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
3687 you ever end up in the same place with the person you are avoiding? 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3688 Assole? 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3689 Twas a bit rough from Bermuda westward. 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
3690 By any chance, has Milady seen a parrot swoop by with a treasure map? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3691 Do you have a compass app? 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
3692 Just DARE point that finger at me one more time! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3693 Lady: Johnny Depp make you walk the plank again? Pirate: Arrrrrrrr 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3694 No loitering. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3695 Have you been double vaxed? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3696 Aargh, I pictured that going differently in my mind. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3697 Do you, by any chance, have an extra pair of dry socks? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3698 Hello, I’m the Salty Sea Pervert! 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3699 Aye, ‘tis true, I have no season pass. Yet, The Crown commissioned me as a privateer! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3700 Fashionably late, are we? 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3701 I have lost a ship, but I am still interested by friendship! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3702 No? What about the hat? 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3703 Have you seen a bottle of rum float by here ? 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3704 Is there a Giant X anywhere on this island? 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3705 Thee appears to have lost most of thy clothes in the shipwreck. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3706 See, Sue. I told you this costume would not work if it rains on Halloween. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3707 I could really use some dry reading now. 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
3708 I say. I seem to have lost my ship! 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3709 T Yes, this beach is private, but covering one eye just doesn't cut it. 1.1700 0.03775 100 83 17 0
3710 I’m selling sea shells, are you interested? 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
3711 Is there an "X" under your chair? 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
3712 Sorry, I don't have change for an Elizabethan era ruby necklace. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
3713 Yo Ho Madam. Do you by any chance know the way to San Jose? 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
3714 That "Walk the Plank" party was pretty intense. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
3715 Here ye, I’m about to ‘splain something… 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
3716 Excuse me, have you seen a parrot sailing a ship around here lately? 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
3717 Pardon me, madam, but you're sitting on top of my buried treasure. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
3718 Do you have plans for dinner? 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
3719 Eh there matey. Did you happen to notice a large chest nearby? 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
3720 Blackbeard,and Calico Jack,yes,but haven’t met a Captain Sunscreen. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
3721 Are you the one?" 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
3722 Yo Ho, Yo Ho, the pirate’s life ain’t for me! 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
3723 Hi ma'am have you seen the economic tour group anywhere, I seem to have lost my way. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
3724 How can a seafarer get on one of them thar airships? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3725 They changed it to "one if by LAND?" 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3726 Excuse me but is there a dry cleaner nearby? 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3727 Pardon Ma'am! On leave from Davy Jones Locker. Could ya order me up a dozen of Charlie's Tuna and Lobstah Pizzas - extra crisp - fir me good ship and croo. The boyz id be wicked grateful to ye. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3728 Sorry, pal. My booty is spoken for. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
3729 - May I have a glass of water? 1.1687 0.05091 83 71 8 3
3730 As unrealistic as you think that beach read is, I assure you I did survive walking the plank… 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
3731 Pardon me lassie, could you tell me today’s date? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3732 Ma'am, Just lost my ship trying to reach you, the least you can do is stand up. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
3733 This is not how I remember The Little Mermaid 1.1687 0.05372 83 73 6 4
3734 Pardon me Madam, did you see where did I parked my caravel? 1.1685 0.05590 89 80 3 6
3735 I've been at sea a very long time. So I have one question to ask. What year is it? 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
3736 I used to be a pirate but the market sank! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3737 That's all that's left of my ship. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3738 After just one week filming the wench said I was not a convincing pirate. AARGH ! 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
3739 I, Christopher Columbus, have traveled back, through time, ...AND, ...Once again, ... I have navigated off course! 1.1685 0.04586 89 75 11 2
3740 Isn't today swim like a pirate day? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3741 I could use a good Bed & Breakfast. Had along swim. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3742 I feel like a fish out of water. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
3743 Are you the Miami Beach Asylum office? 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3744 Would you mind swabbing my back with suntan lotion? 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3745 Could you please help me with directions to the Mall of America? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3746 Wear your sunscreen 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3747 #yar. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3748 Spare a square? 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3749 Since when does "re-enactment" mean going down with the ship/ 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
3750 They gave me the heave-ho. The costume cruise was last week. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
3751 Pardon me, Madame. Two questions. One: have you noticed a large X somewhere on this expanse of sand? Two: do you perhaps have a spare towel? 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
3752 I meant to sink the ship.... I swear I did... 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
3753 Would ye have any parrot crackers, perchance? 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
3754 Sorry. This isn't a treasure chest, but I can offer you a cucumber sandwich. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
3755 Lady, you have one minute to get off my treasure. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3756 social distancing gone wild 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
3757 Your mask is on wrong. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3758 Pardon me, do you happen to have any Grey Poupon? #greypoupon 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
3759 Would you happen to have change for a Peseta? 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3760 Well, shiver me timbers, is that the latest in swim suits? 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3761 Umm... namaste? 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
3762 AaaHoOooyYyyYY....... 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3763 I say! I've been for a bit of a swim. Is there a laundromat about? 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3764 May I? Extra dry please. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3765 Ahoy wench, did ye by any chance see me Skipper, Ponce de Leon, come by ? 1.1683 0.05278 101 91 3 7
3766 Can I tell you about the most authentic excursion in this resort? 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
3767 15 men is 1 too many. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3768 Did you read the map, James? "Ex" marks the spot. 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
3769 Can I poke your eye out? I swear it doesn't hurt too bad. 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
3770 You forgot to apply your shipboard credit towards your next cruise 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
3771 So. The bad news is that we have captured your cruise ship. The worse news is that you appear to be the only hostage. 1.1682 0.03868 107 90 16 1
3772 parrrdon me” @lukegotszlin 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
3773 Welcome to Davy Jones’ Liquor. Today’s drink special is the cod-ka char-tini. 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3774 I was just one second off from winning the Costumed Pirate Triathlon. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3775 You wouldn't happen to be my eX? 1.1681 0.03956 113 98 12 3
3776 Might I borrow ye sextant? 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3777 A question while I still have a leg to stand on. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3778 No need to stare: it's still 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' somewhere in the world. 1.1667 0.03824 96 80 16 0
3779 And one more thing... I Ain't coming Back... 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3780 Don't call me the Dread Pirate Roberts, you can call me Ross. 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
3781 You were right 200 years ago when you warned me not to become a pirate 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
3782 Pardon my lady,have you see me pirate ship 1.1667 0.05540 66 56 7 2
3783 Who said pirates are all washed up? 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3784 Hello, I love you. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
3785 Thank you, m'lady- but, no-it was a larger 3-masted ship with a scurvy crew and cannons on the deck. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3786 Excuse me. I need to dig there. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3787 I was hoping a new character would show up... 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3788 By chance have you seen a giant ‘x’ around here? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3789 Nowadays, we're just looking for good Wi-Fi and access to a Lyft. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3790 Ahoy,fair wench. Me mate’s scuttled me dinghy…no, but I’d like to be done playing pirate. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3791 Didst thou see a frigate pass by? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3792 Can you save me from my life of plundering and pillaging? 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3793 Fear not my Dear Lady! For I am a romantic swashbuckler, as opposed to those swaggering show-off types. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3794 Entschuldigung! It's occupied! I put my towel on that seat! 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
3795 Give me all your gold 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
3796 I checked the locker. Still no flip flops 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
3797 I dropped my GPS in the ocean; is this Brazil or Canada? 1.1667 0.05058 96 85 6 5
3798 Ahoy lovie, yer Tinder profile said ye jus' lookin' fah a man who be knowin' how t' pirate Love Island but I've jus' sailed these seven seas n' sighted no such harbor! 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3799 Ahab sent me! 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3800 Though I’m an optical illusion, I expect to be taken seriously. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3801 Can I borrow your towel before I get hooked 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3802 Gorton, here. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3803 Are you ready for adventure on the high seas? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3804 Please put on a mask or stand six feet away; then I'll give you directions. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3805 My shipmate had one leg. Have you seen him? 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
3806 I’ve found unburied treasure 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3807 What an imagination ! 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
3808 Have ye seen the film crew for Pirates of the Caribbean? 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
3809 Just your first creep from the deep, my beauty. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3810 Could I bother you for some rum and a schooner? 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3811 Man, you suggest updating our organizational practices ONE time… 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3812 Never let a guy with a hook hand steer. 1.1667 0.03961 102 88 12 2
3813 Well me lady: One more thing you land lubbers get wrong.... 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
3814 I'm recently shipless, could you spare a doubloon? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3815 It’s been the low seas for me. 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
3816 Well actually ma'am, the right way to read on the beach is... 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3817 They told me the island would be exclusive 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3818 Me! I know the ending! Dumbledore dies and dead men tell no lies.... 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
3819 I survived walking the plank by professional curtesy Sharks and Lawyers do not eat their own. 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
3820 Ummmmm that must be the treasure chest I’ve been looking for. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
3821 Excuse me, which way to Starbucks? The PSL are back!! 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3822 I'm shivering in my timbers 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3823 They said Ex marks the spot… 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3824 Ma'am, be there a Kinko's nearby? 1.1654 0.03834 127 109 15 3
3825 May I trouble you for some Gray Poupon? 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3826 Me Good Wench, Me thinks I’m not in Kansas anymore… 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
3827 You don't happen to be finished with the ARR-ts and leisure section, do you? 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
3828 One minute, please! 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
3829 Can I get you anything? 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
3830 I be needing a Corona, You seen Snoop Dog. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
3831 @dunjakoller Is this the Cook Islands? 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
3832 Actually, it only sunk because of all the treasure we had on board 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
3833 Has my crew pilfered your raiment, Madam? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3834 Which way to Dover? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3835 Okay, one more time, then I'm done. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3836 Might ye have a spare ship? 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
3837 Excuse me,is that Captain 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3838 One more question...who exactly is this Jack Sparrow? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3839 I left my mask 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3840 Excuse me, my lady, but isn't that bathing attire you're wearing a little skimpy? 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3841 Aargh, it’s Swim Like a Pirate Day. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3842 One if by land... 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3843 Damn cannonballs! 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3844 Would thee spare a swig of thy coco oil? 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3845 I had a sudden fomo 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3846 Oh dude—we just stopped praising that Columbus guy. Don’t bother wasting your time here. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3847 It turns out the X I saw in there was just two eels mating 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3848 Governor Christie, I presume?" 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
3849 Seen my hook? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3850 Getting my steps in. Gotta close those rings. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3851 So I've heard that the 1770s are finally making a comeback. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3852 The Penzance show was a washout. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
3853 Lost treasures lead to new discoveries. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3854 Spoiler Alert: I drown at the end! 1.1644 0.05857 73 65 4 4
3855 Sorry hun, Davie Jones locker requires proof of vaccine. 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
3856 Argh, do ye have a towel? Me booty be wet? 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3857 ho ho ho would you like a bottle of rum? 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3858 I'll give one gold doubloon for a bottle of rum. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3859 Ah, so I just follow the wooly mammoth to the Center for the Recently Thawed? 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3860 Only one shot? Stay! no closer. 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
3861 Did you happen to see a parrot fly by? 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
3862 Excuse me, my fine woman. Have you perchance seen any giant X's painted on the ground around here? 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
3863 Arrrrrrrrrr! 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
3864 Arrr you interested in a beach adjacent timeshare? 1.1635 0.03644 104 87 17 0
3865 I hope I'm not interrupting anything, but did you happen to see a boatload of men with a treasure chest pass by a few minutes ago? 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
3866 You wouldn't have any parrot food, by any chance? 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
3867 I be looking for an iPatch charging cable. 'Ave ye? 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
3868 Would you like something to read? 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
3869 Excuse me miss, unless your pronouns are "argh", "rrrr", or "arrrrr", you cannot be on this beach. 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
3870 They just hauled the ever-lovin' shit outta my keel. 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
3871 Excuse me, but by any chance is there an X under your chair? 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
3872 Where to? What next? 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
3873 Excuse me madam....did you happen to notice if my treasure is buried on this beach? I't ain't in the water! 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
3874 Which way to Pittsburgh?” “I pitch in one hour 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3875 I'm Captain Longfinger and I need to get my finger reattached. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3876 Alas, you’re not my fallen figurehead. 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
3877 G'mornin' miss - would ye 'appen t'have a wee draft o'the devil's punch? I just cut a deal with Davy Jones! 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3878 Madame, I wish not to plunder but could I borrow a towel? 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
3879 EXCUSE,me M’am, have you seen my FRIGATE. 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
3880 Then perhaps there was a large "Y" ? 1.1633 0.04277 98 85 9 3
3881 pardon miss. might you have change for a doubloon? 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3882 You wouldn't happen to have a few oranges would you? 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3883 Excuse me, but is this beach possibly a destination where Sir Mix-A-Lot or Tag Team found their booty? 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
3884 Parrrrrdon me. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3885 Are you also here for the course on 'planks'? 1.1630 0.05190 92 82 5 5
3886 itd be funny if zogby was just making the poll numbers up 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
3887 Madame, first things first. Which way to the yacht club? 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3888 I know what you did in 1492. I’ve got pepper spray, so you better watch yourself! 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
3889 Pardon me, madam, but do you know the way to San Jose? 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
3890 My friends call me Jack 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3891 I'm trying to get back to the 16-Seven Seas 1.1630 0.04447 92 78 11 2
3892 Nope, it was Kristin who shot JR. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3893 Sorry, honey, I lost the shopping list. Did you say you wanted two packages of Yoho’s and a bottle of rum? 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3894 Walked the plank for some arrgh and arrgh? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3895 Which way to the debt ceiling hearing? 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3896 Um, you know where I can call an Uber? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3897 You do not recognize me with out my parrot? Well we are social distancing right now. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3898 You weren’t kiddin’! 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3899 Hi ma'am, may you kindly help me and moving some cargo on the other side of the channel please? We are running out of crew mates 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3900 Excuse me madam, could you spare a minute to talk about our lord and savior, the kraken? 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3901 Pardon me, have you seen my film crew? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3902 Is this where the treasure is? It says it’s right herrre, unless I’m in the wrong time period.” Olivia Xu, New York City, N.Y 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3903 Can you spare some suntan lotion for an old buccaneer? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3904 Pardon me, Miss, but can you tell me how to get to Pirate.Con? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3905 Bitcoin has just ruined me! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3906 Is anyone here in a position to recommend Sexy Nightwear? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3907 Sorry to disturb you but you are sitting on mu buried treasure 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3908 "That's not what I meant when I asked if you'd spotted my dinghy." 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3909 Any chance this is Pittsburgh? 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3910 Don't look at me that way. I'm just really a water-logged mirage. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3911 Impressive, but could you dream up a towel next? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3912 I’ll have another “artisanal” rum nutcracker please. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3913 Am I still a hero?" --Christopher Columbu 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3914 Excuse me, madam, but have you seen a parrot recently? Bright green? Talks a lot? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3915 Excuse me, where's the bathroom? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3916 I'm here to fulfill your Johnny Depp hall pass." 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3917 We're just not compatible - you with your vitamin C, me with my vitamin D. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3918 First of all, I neither want nor need any sunscreen. 1.1625 0.05467 80 71 5 4
3919 You wouldn't by some chance have some rum stashed away, would you? 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
3920 That's not the WAP the kids are singing about." #shittynewyorkercartooncaption 1.1624 0.04370 117 102 9 5
3921 Embracing the mermaid, I meant to say "I've been left! I hereby swipe right!", but it came out "I've been right! I hereby swipe left!" 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3922 Long John Silver, at your service ma'am. Now, what book would that be you're reading? 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
3923 Could you tell me how to get to Treasure Island? 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
3924 Apologies for the delay, I was doom-scrolling and lost track of time. 1.1619 0.04712 105 93 7 5
3925 May I get some booty? 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
3926 Stop quaking in your boots…that’s my job! 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
3927 I didn’t know parrots can’t swim. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
3928 Pardon me, my good woman. Could you direct me to the Renaissance Fair? 1.1616 0.04698 99 87 8 4
3929 Hi there, m'lady. Come here often ? 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
3930 Pardon me, have you noticed any treasure lying around? 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
3931 Yar,there. Which way be it to Davey Jones 1.1616 0.04698 99 87 8 4
3932 My buccaneers? They're right here on my buckin' head! 1.1616 0.04913 99 88 6 5
3933 The ship sailed, but I just got your math joke. Yes, I am a "3.14rate". Very drol. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
3934 Is it October 31st already? 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
3935 Pardon me, is this America? 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
3936 Have you seen a big red X anywhere? 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3937 I’ve come to help rid this place of a Royal insurrection. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
3938 Could you spare one doubloon? 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3939 Pull up a chair and tell me about your background 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
3940 . Milady, I know you will not believe this but I was swallowed by a whale for score and ten years ago. And well I'm lookin' for a place that serves a good brew so I can drown all my troubles. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
3941 ahhh fuck im so wet imma a sloppin wet pirate ahh wheres my parakeet fuckk i miss that bird his name was barbabduke duuude i hope barbadukes not wet ahhh he can probably fly off but im all sloppy wett fuck ahhhh 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
3942 It seems like something happened on the way to heaven 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3943 Stay away from me lady! I need your vaccine passport first, then everything else. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
3944 I fell off a Halloween party boat. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3945 Excuse me, is this the West Indies? 1.1609 0.05137 87 77 6 4
3946 Astonishing Johnny Depp pickup technique 1.1609 0.05137 87 77 6 4
3947 To be or not to be, this is the question 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3948 My ship just fell from The Cloud. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3949 Pardon me, but have you seen a parrot flying around? 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3950 Fair Lady. I beseech you not to post anything about this on social media. 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
3951 Can I get just one more hint? 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3952 Hello,my name is Captain Ahab, I lost my ship to a huge whale. Who are you and why are you dressed like that? 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3953 So Nassau was good? 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3954 Can I borrow your cell-phone? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3955 But, I'm the captain. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3956 Ah word with ye, madam? Arrr! 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3957 Would you like to donate to the Pirates' Relief Fund? We don't get a 401 Plan 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
3958 You don't happen to have a bottle lying around, do you? 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
3959 Which way did Paul Revere go? 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
3960 The missing finger on this hand is on the other hand. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
3961 Worry thee not, ma'am, I am a privateer 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
3962 I couldn't help but notice your beauty through my spyglass. 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
3963 My mom. And her dream of Johnny Depp. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
3964 If I could turn back time…? 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
3965 You’re nearly naked darling. It’s scandalous. Now let’s get milk-faced and hum like rabbits. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
3966 Sorry I'm late. I was stuck with fourteen other guys in a dead man's chest. 1.1600 0.03685 100 84 16 0
3967 That’s not where I parked my ship… 1.1597 0.04300 119 105 9 5
3968 I am beginning to think this isn't role play 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
3969 Define ‘pirate’ 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
3970 There's wet and then there's WET. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
3971 Aye, it was a whale of a wave--did you see my surfboard wash ashore? 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
3972 I’ve been stuck on the Black Pearl now since 2003, and still no Oscar …? 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
3973 Ahoy, I be looking for some guidance. My GPS has gone to Davy Jones' Locker. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
3974 Is it safe here? I'm hiding from 'rona 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
3975 As I was saying 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
3976 Which way back to the plinth I was ripped down from? 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
3977 Lemme guess; Davey Rip Van Jones 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3978 Excuse me, I believe you’re sitting on some precious booty. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
3979 Which way to the nearest iPhone 13? 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3980 Ooo arr, me luverly, can ye show me the way to San Jose ? 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3981 Have you seen my dinghy? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3982 Excuse me. That's my spot. Didn't you see the X I left? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3983 Did you know parrots can’t swim? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3984 I'am only going to ask one time ! 1.1591 0.04539 88 78 7 3
3985 Excuse me, Madame, may I use your cell phone? I need to call seaside assistance. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
3986 Could I trouble you for a cudgel? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3987 And one other thing, a Pirate's life's for me. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3988 Arr, can I interest ye in a copy of Independence Day on DVD? 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3989 The ocean set me ship on fire! 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3990 Think about it first. It's wet out there. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3991 Shiver me biscuits off 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3992 My tremendous intuitive sense of the the female creature informs me that you are in trouble! 1.1589 0.04017 107 94 10 3
3993 Get off my beach 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3994 want an infographic showing who's hall & who's oats 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3995 Excuse me,miss. Have you seen my friend? He’s about -0 inches tall and a cactus green. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 10 3
3996 Table for one , please. Aarrgh “ 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3997 You’re blocking my view! 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3998 Yar. I've been keepin' an eye out for ya'. 1.1587 0.03807 126 109 14 3
3999 Could you please move your booty? You’re sitting on my offshore account. Submitted by Elizabeth Lewandowski 1.1587 0.03807 126 109 13 3
4000 Did a missing hand happen to roll upon shore since you got here? 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4001 Are you sure you haven't seen it? It's large, is flying a Jolly Rodgers, and might have shot at you with its canon. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4002 I knew I should’ve googled what walk the plank meant, before I volunteered. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4003 Well, not all pirates... 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4004 Would you know where’s the nearest bathroom? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4005 Parley N95 mask ye landlubber? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4006 The sole is now in in season. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
4007 Sorry to trouble you, but may I use your sunscreen? 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
4008 Which way to the pirate home? 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
4009 You got some booty?" " . . . . . " "No 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
4010 Pardon me, but which way to Somalia? 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
4011 Who’s ready for a finger fuck? 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
4012 Run for your life. Tsunami incoming. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
4013 Excuse me, can you please direct me to Isla de Meurta? I must have veered off course! 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
4014 You can throw me back unless you want to paint my likeness ! 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
4015 I now understand why Napster came along. 1.1584 0.04820 101 90 6 5
4016 Me again, your pirate of distraction. What'cha reading? 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
4017 Arghhh ye sure ye don't have a towel? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4018 I think you misunderstood when I called you my 'white whale.' 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4019 A pirate captain never goes down with his ship. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4020 Arguing, Have you seen a black X on the ground? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4021 Any chance that you have seen my parrot? 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4022 Arrr, where is the nearest Sandbucks? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4023 Excuse me Milady...could you direct me to the local AAA office...I need a Trip Tik! 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4024 Ma'am do you have an orange by chance? 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4025 Are you Tony’s ex? 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
4026 Whydah you say? 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
4027 I'm changing my vote from 'yes' to 'no' against Joe Biden's silly, inflation creating boondoggle. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4028 Greetings Mr. Columbus!!!!! Ive been waiting for you. Ruth Haupert 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4029 My yacht ran out of fuel. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4030 Excuse me miss! I'm looking for a lost boy. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4031 We’re all out of chowder” 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
4032 It's 2021. One frozen daiquiri machine is hardly a big ask. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
4033 Madam, which way is north? 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
4034 Pardon me. I know this sounds silly, but this isn't by any chance Wichita? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4035 I bet your boyfriend has no wooden body part. Doesn't that give me a leg up? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4036 Let me tell you how you should really relax. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4037 Have we met before cause you certainly don't look like an X? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4038 I think the sun's over the yaahard aaharm don't you? Rum's what I need, daaharn cold that seabed. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4039 White Cliffs of Dover? 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
4040 Is that A Mills and Boon romance, perchance? 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
4041 Pardon me M’am; where’s the nearest restroom? 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
4042 Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to the nearest deserted island? I’m lost 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4043 I don’t suppose you have seen a green parrot around here? 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
4044 Excuse me,Madam,which way is Las Vegas? 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
4045 does someone have to be a home schooled basement dweller to not be cancelled? 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
4046 Have you seen a parrot? About yea big? 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
4047 Before I inquire about that juicy booty of yours, I must know. Do you have any lime juice? My crew is getting scurvy and we want to make daiquiris. 1.1569 0.04567 102 90 8 4
4048 I need to commandeer your waterproof mascara. 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
4049 I beg your pardon, madam, but is this the way to Southampton? 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
4050 10? I swear I heard 10 million paces. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4051 Forget this boat business: next time I travel I’ll go by helicoptaaarrrrgggghhhhhhh! 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
4052 Excuse me, I'm expecting some guys with cannons to join me here shortly, so you probably should move down the beach several leagues. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4053 Hey, I might need your help. I think I'm lost in this world full of agony. Wanna talk about it? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4054 The USA, and UK make a deal with Australia for these damn submarines ! 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
4055 Just one spare face mask -- my crew said an eye patch doesn't count. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
4056 Before you swipe left,I assure you that I can make a long distance relationship work. 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
4057 So, where are your Buccaneers? 1.1562 0.04759 96 85 7 4
4058 You are ahead of the time, No you are behind. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
4059 So - 'Arrr', first of all... 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
4060 Need one new boat lassis 1.1562 0.04984 96 86 5 5
4061 Miss, could you help me with direction? 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
4062 Would this be Tortuga, my ship went down and I had to walk? 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
4063 -Milady, allow me to introduce myself; my name is Drake, Sir Francis Drake. -O God no... another influencer! 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
4064 I’ll take 1 piña colada please. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
4065 Can you hear me now? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4066 Excuse me, Miss, have you seen my ship? I'm sure I parked it somewhere... 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4067 Excuse the Old English, but I'm looking for booty. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
4068 ?Fifteen Men On Deadman's Chest….?” 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
4069 Hi, my name is Rochambeau. Can you point me toward George Washington's tent? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4070 They didn't have mustard. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
4071 I totaled my ship can I borrow your phone? or I said I am Captain Morgan not I have Captain Morgan's. or I really am the Old Spice man! 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4072 Aye, lassie, it was a pretty short plank. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4073 So you got my message…in the bottle? 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
4074 Did you have to steal my hart AND my rowboat? 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4075 I’m just here to hide my money. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
4076 Excuse me ma’am, is this India?! 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4077 Have you seen a parrot anywhere? 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
4078 I love it when the tourists leave the beach to us in October, but aaaargh…I can’t find a good pumpkin spice latte when Main Street shuts down. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
4079 Have you by chance seen a large X? 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
4080 Could you explain to me how to win the "Caption Contest"? 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4081 Beware of reading nautical legends. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4082 Perchance m'lady, could you direct me to the Bone and Brew Tavern? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4083 I say, do you have your beach tag? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4084 I was doing karaoke in the lounge when the captain swerved to say hi to his mom on shore 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4085 Just one. Just one ration of rum would do! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4086 Didn't you know; it's Swim Like A Pirate Day? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4087 Fresh fish. No thank you,I have just finished lunch 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4088 ‘So you haven’t seen The White Lotus yet?’ 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4089 Please don’t send me back; just one more night. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4090 Excuse me, I believe you are sitting on my treasure... 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
4091 One for the money! 1.1546 0.04713 97 86 7 4
4092 The other surfers called me a pirate and stole my board 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
4093 Would you happen to have a dry feather? 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
4094 I don't have the right colours for that, go back in! 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
4095 Watch out for those 500-year storms. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
4096 When I said ‘booty’ I wasn’t talkin’ aboot ye, Miss 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
4097 I guess Polly didn’t want a cracker. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
4098 First of all, throw me a towel. 1.1545 0.04320 110 97 9 4
4099 aayye - do you happen to have any sunblock? 1.1545 0.04168 123 109 9 5
4100 Do have the time? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4101 Where may I find the best lobster roll? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4102 I dare plunder a beach tag, wench. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4103 You’re just the kind of Booty we’ve been searching for. 1.1538 0.04046 104 89 12 2
4104 I lost my “hook”! Now will you have me? 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4105 IKNOW HOW THIS LOOKS, BUT....... 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
4106 Miss, how would you like to meet an old school pirate? I won't even demand cryptocurrency for your ransom if I kidnap you. 1.1538 0.04923 91 81 6 4
4107 I knew I'd find heaven if I fell off the edge. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
4108 Madam, do you happen to have a towel? 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
4109 Drip too hard. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
4110 Excuse me, but you are sitting on the X by Stephanie Miranda 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
4111 Could I borrow a gold doubloon? 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
4112 Pardon me--have you seen any parrots around today? 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4113 "I think you're sitting on my treasure." 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4114 Well now it’s more of a…Soggy Roger 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4115 Me no gay 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
4116 99 Problems, but a beach ain't one 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4117 I figured I’d fully get into the spirit of climate change season 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4118 how embarrassing, my mask seems to have slipped onto my eye 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
4119 I'll send ye aloft or to Davy Jones' Locker, but I can't let ye roost where I've buried me treasure. 1.1532 0.03434 111 94 17 0
4120 ...and then this big flying thing dropped me in the ocean, and ..... 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
4121 Excuse me ma'am, do you know where the nearest ship shop is? 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
4122 Arma virumque cano..." OK: I sing of the arms of the man... 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
4123 Is it still capitalism? 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
4124 I couldn't find the rum 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4125 Sorry to bother you, but you're actually sitting on my treasure. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4126 Excuse me, but I have lost my ship. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4127 Tom Brady threw me into the drink too. 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
4128 please get back to me 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
4129 Ok, I've got it . . .He comes out of the ocean and says I Capt. Kidd You not . .but what are we selling . .insurance? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4130 I have ten reasons why I hate Anna Wintour. 1.1529 0.05160 85 76 5 4
4131 Can I use your phone, the seamonster ate my ship. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4132 In an effort to spice up their marriage, the Andersons tried "boarding" as a cosplay. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
4133 Beach tag, please. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4134 I could have made it sooner. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4135 Are you sure this is how Johnny Depp got started? 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
4136 How did I end up here? I wanted to go up! 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
4137 I missed your flight, so I went with another cliché. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
4138 It’s not the heat as much as the humidity. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
4139 I walked the plank for you. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
4140 Parrrdon, does ye have a compass I might borrow? 1.1522 0.05111 92 83 4 5
4141 Is this still named Drake's Bay? 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4142 I forgot to bring a towel. 1.1522 0.04872 92 82 6 4
4143 Should you need anything during your self-imposed exile, my ship is marooned one island over. Thank you for choosing Airbnb. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
4144 I'm going to have to ask you to move three dashes to the West and seven dashes to the North. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4145 I can explain it, yarr!. They've told me that I'll find an X, not my ex" 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4146 Madam, may I tell you about a revolutionary device for the bathroom? People call it a plunger, but I call it 'the sucker.'" 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4147 Yep. There is only one sea. It all connects. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4148 And then I said, 'give me one good reason the men will mutiny'. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4149 Have you by any chance seen a plank come this way? 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4150 Do you have a stoogie, I seem to have lost my fire 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
4151 Don’t forget your snorkeling gear if you plan to go out far. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
4152 Far better for your complexion! 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
4153 Is this the beach at Piratehampton? 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
4154 Time machines do exist 1.1515 0.04152 99 85 11 2
4155 That CBD mocha latte must have been too strong. It's messing with my my sexual fantasies. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4156 Yo ho ho and a bottle of sunscreen? 1.1515 0.04840 99 89 5 5
4157 Pardon me, ma’m. Might ye have seen a parrot on the loose? 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
4158 You promised there was an underwater costume party. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4159 Don't be afraid, ma'am. My shipmates told me not to return without that chair. And a little rum if you have it. 1.1515 0.04152 99 88 8 3
4160 Where are my Buccaneers? Under my Buekin hat! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4161 My name is Donald Trump, this island is mine. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
4162 Excuse me, I'm looking for rape, pillage and plunder. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
4163 I need just one more ingredient for this special mustard I’m making. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4164 I wanted to talk to you about your automobiles insurance policy. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
4165 Excuse me , is this a land of future Manhattan ! 😂 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4166 ‘I have enough salinity in my one eye to drown the sea, I’ve patched it up to save you from its wreak’ 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
4167 I’ll take one booty, please. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
4168 Sure they say I'm all washed up but how many swashbucklers have you dated?" Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point, O 1.1513 0.04071 119 105 10 4
4169 You are seeking a match with swashbuckling flair, no? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4170 Pardon me, I’m from Penzance. Are those the White Cliffs of D’oyly Carte? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4171 Can I interest you in some bootleg DVDs? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4172 That bathing suit brings out my eye. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4173 Since you're not using your dress, can I borrow it while I dry my clothes? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4174 Don't worry i got my booster shot. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
4175 Sorry to bother you. Did you happen to see a parrot in a speedboat go bye? 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
4176 I don't suppose you have anything for trick or treaters. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4177 So it turns out that a pirate’s life is NOT a wonderful life. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4178 I was told there would be a prize for winning the Squid Games? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4179 No, I do NOT have a peg leg 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
4180 Sorry to bother you mam, can I borrow your towel? 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
4181 You haven’t seen a parrot flying nearby by any chance, have you? 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
4182 Argh walked the plank but didn’t stay sank! 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
4183 Was it turn left or turn right at the second island? 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
4184 Give me a second to go back and grab my mask. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4185 This isn’t where I parked my boat! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4186 Do you have any Grey Coupon you could share? 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
4187 If you received a bottle message in error, please return it to the sea. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
4188 I predict the selling of adult pacifiers 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4189 Ahoy there! Fancy a ship? ... me too 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
4190 How far to the argh train? 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4191 The air filtration system on our ship is to die for. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4192 Before you say anything about parrots or wooden legs, I'll warn you that even an 'Aaarrrgh' will be taken as a microaggression. 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
4193 Just wondering if you'd like to go for a short walk tonight. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4194 One other thing. When bringing pirates to life be sure to include a ship. 1.1505 0.04822 93 83 6 4
4195 Pardon me, but do you have the time? 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4196 Not tonight Captian Blythe 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4197 They told me to walk the plank, but I think I've walked too far 1.1504 0.03604 113 97 15 1
4198 Avast ye, wench. Might I hornswaggle you out of some toilet paper? Our TP booty is in the briny deep. We could take some masks, too. 1.1504 0.03378 113 96 17 0
4199 Pardon me, might I borrow your quill?" 1.1504 0.03604 113 97 15 1
4200 Which way to the MAGIC KI NGDOM 1.1500 0.04372 120 108 6 6
4201 Ma'am, is this arrkansas? 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
4202 I know, I know, but . . . 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4203 Cosplay should not be this wet. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4204 Oh, fuck! 1.1500 0.04578 100 89 7 4
4205 Uh, ahoy there? I know I am dating myself, but may I ask: ' What's your login?' 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
4206 Hello, I am Long John Shiver. Is there a buck-a-near here? 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
4207 It was my lack of depth perception. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4208 On second thought, maybe a mask mandate would have been a good idea. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4209 Did a bottle of run wash up on the beach while you've been here? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4210 Would you by chance know what year it is? 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4211 The Plague has ended, right? 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4212 Ahoy, matey. Have ye seen any plunder or booty wash ashore? 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
4213 Look how big my index finger is. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
4214 They made me walk the plank when they found out I only had one shot. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4215 And one moarrrrr thing… 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4216 Pardon me, m’am, do ya have a pirate ship I could borrow? 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4217 Sorry sir,but, you'll have to keep exploring . This beach is privatley owned!!" 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
4218 Sorry, but I only purchase tunes for my playlist and ebooks for my tablet from properly licensed providers. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4219 Ahoy, have you seen my parrot? 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
4220 I claim this land in the name of the king of Mullvania. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
4221 Pardon me madam. I can't seem to find my parrot. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
4222 Ah ,did I reached land too late?hmm 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4223 Excuse me, have you seen a parrot fly by? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4224 I don't care how it came off, your not using that on me! 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4225 Have you seen a large blue parrot? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4226 Do you have a towel by any chance? 1.1489 0.04773 94 84 6 4
4227 Ahoy M'lady, tis be Boston or Quahog? 1.1489 0.04773 94 84 6 4
4228 I am not a Pittsburgh pirate! 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4229 Pardon me. Any idea where the rum spokesperson auditions are being held ? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4230 You were right. The ship was scenic. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4231 Did you happen to see an 'X' drawn in the sand right where you're sitting? 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
4232 Miss, have we figured out that climate change thing, yet? 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
4233 Oh hi there. Do you guys really say Arggh! 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
4234 I suggest you stop reading…page 184 introduces the Kraken. 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
4235 « Sorrrry to disturrrrrrb you Ma’am, have you seen my boat? It’s yea big! » 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
4236 Excuse me, but have you seen a bunch of ne'er-do-wells shouting 'Ar-rr-gh!' 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4237 Well, blow me down, that author actually brought my character to life 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4238 I thought "Walking the Plank" was just a new ballroom dance step. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4239 Can you spare some change 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4240 Aargh! That damned British navy made me a little late for our date! Do you have a dram of rum handy? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4241 excuse me, I seem to have lost my parrot, have you seen him? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4242 I’m a pirate, its always “one if by sea.” 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4243 Excuse me, did some guys with a chest pass through here? 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
4244 Yes, I've been vaccinated with the first shot. Can I borrow a towel? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4245 Ahoy matey! Where's our masks? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4246 Sorry that I’m late again. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4247 Are you the girl from Ipanema? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4248 'Tis true thou hast summoned me, but thou hath neglected to pay heed to the law of unintended consequences. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4249 Is the Admiral Benbow still serving? 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4250 Well, that’s the last time I ask for a big turnover. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
4251 May I bother you to point out Manhatten? 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
4252 maybe speed up the butterfly effect by randomly insulting people on the street? 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
4253 Could you lend me a cell phone to make a call? 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
4254 Give me liberty, or give me death! 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4255 One more shot required now, Be safe 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4256 Pardon me, but would you, by chance, have any dry crackers? My Polly is really hungry. 1.1474 0.04225 95 85 7 3
4257 Has this place been colonised yet? 1.1474 0.03656 95 81 14 0
4258 Do you know which way to Montauk? 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4259 Do you know where I buried my Gold? 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4260 Oh hey, thanks for calling the coast guard by the way. Everyone else drowned. 1.1474 0.04725 95 85 6 4
4261 what happened to the girls' beach vollyball competition? 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
4262 Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
4263 First the deed to the beachfront, then the treasure chest! 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4264 It was a four-hour cruise. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4265 Yes I know it’s a private beach I’ll just be here a minute… 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4266 Tell me you are my Man Friday! 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4267 Do you know where I might find the nearest laundromat? 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4268 I heard vaccines aren’t mandatory here… 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
4269 Excuse me, Madam, do you have a moment to discuss our lord and savior Captain Blackbeard? 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
4270 Try the Dead and Company three-night stand at the Hollywood Bowl in Los Angeles. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
4271 Are you reading Moby Dick? 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
4272 Avast ye Matey; greeting me with "Arrrr" is cultural appropriation. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
4273 That geocache app works great! Hi, babe!! 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
4274 Excuse me! Can I use your iPhone to locate my ship! 1.1471 0.04704 102 92 5 5
4275 For the last time, that's not what I meant by "Yo ho!" Please just tell me which way the ship went?! 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
4276 Mind if I take credit for this one too? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
4277 Let’s get this out of the way…yes, I have 6 digits on my left hand. 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
4278 I need to get my hands on a shovel. 1.1468 0.04086 109 96 10 3
4279 You didn't happen to see where I parked my boat did you..?" 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4280 Aye, I'm all washed up - but just because I called you "matey"? 1.1466 0.03298 116 99 17 0
4281 Which way to Pittsburgh? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4282 In hindsight, yes I should've rechecked my nautical charts. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4283 Are you Siri? I was advised to ask her about the location of something I once buried. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4284 Your clever folding chair and container of libations is atop my ‘X’ marks the spot. It seems that you are truly sitting on a gold mine 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4285 I thought I asked for the ruggedly handsome Jack Sparrow. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4286 I wanted to dive into fiction, not the other way around. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4287 Can you please direct me to the Fyre Festival? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4288 Hey,ho missy,chance to see some rum floatin’ by, did ya? 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4289 Might you know of a good haberdasher? 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
4290 Just one more thing: switch that Scotch to a rum, post-swim. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4291 Excuse me, would you happen to have a towel I could borrow? 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4292 Excuse me,do you see a parrot fly by? Bastard sank my ship! 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4293 Excuse me, I’m ship wrecked, can I borrow your cell phone to call my wife? 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4294 I am not the fountain of youth. She lives on the East Coast. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
4295 ‘Just one question, have you seen my parrot?’ 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4296 I take it my outfit may be a tad outré. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4297 Seriously I’ve been Drinking too Much Wine. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4298 Have you seen the Wellerman? 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
4299 I bet Johnny Depp wouldn't walk the plank for you 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4300 Lots of gold diggers on POF 1.1458 0.03621 96 82 14 0
4301 Forgive me, my beautiful lady, where do you shop? 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4302 I escaped from a bottle! 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
4303 Ooh, I was just reading about you. Did you discover the treasures? 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4304 Excuse me. May I borrow your phone? 1.1458 0.04678 96 86 6 4
4305 Um, it's actually not 'your' but 'you'arrrrr' that you should be using in that context 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4306 Aye, just the right temperature for a hookup, honey. 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
4307 Ahoy landlubber, have ye seen me hook and peg leg lying about? 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
4308 whats a provost & what does he do? 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
4309 When you're done, can you please send it over by sea? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4310 You wouldn’t happen to be sitting on an “X” made of the bones of men gone mad, would you? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4311 Excuse me. Have you seen a parrot with a map in his beak? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4312 Oy , matey . Did ya bring the map ? 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4313 Pardon me but has Johnny Depp happened to wash ashore ? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4314 'ave you happened to see an 80-foot square rigger about? 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
4315 I have a boyfriend." 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4316 Can ye call me an Uber to Davy Jones' locker? 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
4317 The tax haven, I presume By Josep.colomer@gmail.com 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4318 Before you ask, yes, the pilot threw me out, and no, I never wanted to be an apprentice to a pilot. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4319 I’d like to discuss your car’s extended warranty 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4320 Can i borrow your phone? I need to check my Facebook 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
4321 I walked the plank. How did you get here? Ahoy! Can I borrow your cellphone to call Uber? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4322 Yeah, but are you sure it’s non-alcoholic AND gluten-free? 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4323 My name's Morgan. Captain Morgan. 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4324 Do you have any good beached reads? 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4325 Beg your pardon, have you seen a parrot? 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4326 Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But here’s my my number, so call me Matey! 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4327 Hi! How are you ? Did you see my boat in here? I try to dive into the water to find it but can't. 1.1444 0.04886 90 81 5 4
4328 Your pistol's wet. 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4329 I merely shouted arrggh! because the water's so cold. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4330 On second thought, I think I'll put on my bathing suit. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4331 Climate change worked, the water is now at the right temperature. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4332 Pardon me, could you spare a doubloon? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4333 Ahoy, lassie, blimey and shiver me buccaneer timbers. I swum out of Davy Jones Locker and find you, my sweeting, perched atop me buried coffer 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4334 Didn’t find the treasure. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4335 Excuse me. Could you point in my in the direction of Magic Kingdom? 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
4336 Is this where the coming out party is 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4337 Do you know where I can take a leak? 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
4338 Yes, Mistress, pirate Petey has been bad and should have to walk the blank again. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4339 Sorry for the interruption....where was I??? 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
4340 Aye, we be shipfully distancing lately… 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4341 The last thing I remember was reaching for something shiny... 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4342 May aye borrow yer phone? Mine's waterlogged. 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
4343 I hope you don't mind, I'm here to rob you of your treasusre chest. . 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4344 Your cell phone or your life? 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
4345 Your name is not Amber is it? 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
4346 You're not one of the Hook brothers, are you? 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
4347 This motherfucker 1.1441 0.03666 118 103 13 2
4348 ‘Treasure island they said…Can I opt for your weight in gold?’ 1.1441 0.03666 118 103 13 2
4349 How can I help you sir? 1.1429 0.04835 91 82 5 4
4350 Excuse me. Do you know someone by the name of Davy Jones? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4351 Nnnnnwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! 1.1429 0.05457 77 70 3 4
4352 Pardon mum, have you seen a parrot about? 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
4353 so much for the bounding main! 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4354 Pardon ma’am, but do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4355 Excuse me, Ma'am. Methinks ye may be sitting on my treasure chest. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
4356 For the record, young gentleperson, greeting me with ‘Arr me hearties’ and ‘Avast ye mateys’ is, quite frankly, insultingly reductive. Also, you should tuck your dildo deeper into your bag. 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
4357 spare coochie maam? 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
4358 Madam, Are you my lost treasure? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4359 Have you seen my parrot fish? 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
4360 Could you direct me to the nearest Uber pick up zone? 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4361 No, what I said was "What a beautiful BEACH that is"... 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4362 Do you happen to see a crow flying by? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4363 Can I bo-arrrrgh-ow your eye? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4364 The laugh's on the mutineers, none of them know how to fly a sky galleon. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4365 Are you the Treasure? 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4366 I'm back; sorry I'm late. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
4367 Take my advice: it's easier to hold the plank than to walk the plank. 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
4368 Here's an idea: Maybe we could we both role play this time?" 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4369 Before you start wondering, I'm not looking for a hot date... 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
4370 I believe my Lady that I own this beach 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4371 Okay, you made your point, a pirate's life can leave a man all washed up. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4372 Gray Poupon, please and some white whale to put it on. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4373 PotC 6: Washed Up and Irrelevant. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
4374 Excuse me madam! Did you see a pirate ship around here? 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4375 Perchance ye knowist a way to ye olde pricey? 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4376 Water with a little brandy, please. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4377 Know where there's some good Chinese? 1.1429 0.03431 105 90 15 0
4378 Excuse me, but you wouldn't happen to have any Ivermectin, would you? 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
4379 Why is the rum always gone? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4380 I think I forgot my bottle of rum. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4381 Did you saw a "x" ? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4382 Can you please give me the wifi password? 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4383 Excuse me ma’am…you haven’t seen a big white whale around have you ? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4384 Excuse me do you have a moment to talk about important information regarding your CARRGH's extended warranty? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4385 It's your Australian Gold I'm after 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
4386 It’s… 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
4387 One, two, three, four; sorry, you're sitting over my buried treasure. 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
4388 Ship's sunk? You're kinda like a cowboy without a horse, aren't ya, honey 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4389 I must reproduce... 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
4390 Maybe going to the beach today was not a good idea... 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4391 I got directions from a message in a bottle. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4392 'AVE YE SEEN A WHITE TOWEL? 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
4393 Aye, not so jolly. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4394 The piña coladas can't be beat 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4395 Pirates never had sex with each other. There were no gay pirates. I’ve never had sex with a gay pirate. Only women and mermaids. I’ve never fucked a man. 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
4396 Well, ARRctually.... 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4397 My name is Morgan. Would you care for a rum punch? 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4398 And then one day... 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
4399 Are these the white cliffs of Dover? 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
4400 Hi. I've sailed the world in search of a BIPOC New Yorker Editor. Seen one? 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
4401 Yo ho ho, the rest of it got away. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4402 Very sorry to annoy you with a silly thing, but do you happen to have seen a Flying Dutchman, by any chance ? 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
4403 You haven’t seen a giant X around here, have you? 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
4404 Pretty Bird! By any chance is this “Talk like a Parrot” Day? 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4405 I know this seems like a meet cute moment, but first madam, I need to warn you of crocodiles. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4406 And then I was all, “No, Ricky, I’ve never boned a mermaid,” and he be like “Bro you haven’t lived!” So I shot my shot, and that asshole took off for Sardinia and left me in open water with my dong stuck in a fish vagene… 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
4407 I can't believe that you forgot the sunscreen again. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4408 hey babe, check this shit out. babe? hey babe, check it out. long DONG silver, am i right? babe? 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4409 Lady, why aren't you wearing era appropriate clothes ? 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
4410 One please - no smoking section. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4411 Okay, the Halloween costume is officially legitimate 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4412 Pardon me madam, but what year is it? 1.1412 0.03799 85 75 9 1
4413 How do I flush? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4414 Excuse me, have you seen the Jolly Roger? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4415 Me boys heard there be a Chick-Fil-A ‘round here… 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4416 it'd be funny if google photos combined every face into one photo and it looked like Kevin Bacon 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
4417 if someone ignores you & you still try to impress them, does that make them a muse? 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
4418 We were exploring the Artic, and... 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
4419 May I use your cell phone? I need to call Neverland. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
4420 Miss, could I bother you for a time machine? 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
4421 I just escaped from Davy Jones' locker. Do you know where I can find the "Queen Anne's Revenge"? 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
4422 Thanks, I have water. Got a Mai Tai? 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4423 wonder if there's a hacker out there who knows how the world is really set up 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4424 Excuse me miss. Ye wouldn't happen to have a spare pair of breeches? 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
4425 Have you by chance seen a parrot flitting about? " submitting thi 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
4426 Arrgh! Ex- marked the spot on the map! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4427 EXCUSE ME MAM WOULD YOU MIND MOVING. THATS THE EXACT SPOT. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4428 Pardon me, miss. May I use your towel? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4429 Just one more thing. The car is due for a tune-up next month. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4430 You say everyone shares their Netflix, but just don't do it! 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4431 Turns out they said gang "plank"... My bad 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
4432 I didn’t realize Yankee Doodle was a pirate, but that’s an impressive feather stuck in his hat! 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4433 When’s lunch? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4434 Pardon miss...might ye have seen a ship with a plank outstretched? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4435 I came in first in the annual Halloween costume party 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4436 The pirated version of Casino Royale didn’t quite live up to Jane’s expectations. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4437 Lovely day for a swim! 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4438 Tell me, wench, whar she blows. 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4439 I've been in the ocean for a very long time. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4440 beating out others to the bathroom can look a little darwinian 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4441 Got plans for later on? 1.1386 0.03455 101 87 14 0
4442 Well, sink me!! Ahoy Lassie 1.1386 0.03455 101 87 14 0
4443 No, lass, I fell overboard before the Prince of Luther shot our pirate's mast away. 1.1386 0.04457 101 91 6 4
4444 imagine the leader-less oppressed just walking away, no matter what the cost, because you can't get them all 1.1385 0.03581 130 115 12 3
4445 Pardon me, does ya have a knife in there? The shark was supposed to take me hand and me leg. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4446 I have just one question for you, wench. Why are you sitting on this beach unclothed? 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4447 Would you have a dime for a phone call? 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
4448 Yo ho, yo ho, a Sandals Resort life for me. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
4449 way russia & alaska almost touch on a map is a little reminiscent of Michaelangelo's "Creation of Adam" 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
4450 Ahyeee Missy you mind giving an ole captain a ride home? I lost the key to my jet ski,I didn 1.1383 0.04687 94 85 5 4
4451 What year is it now? 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
4452 Pardon me, do you know where I can find Walt Disney? 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
4453 Any idea of where I can find a metal detector? 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4454 Mam, I am sweating bullets over my lost 🏴‍☠️ boat! Could you be kind enough to lend me your surf board! Savvy? 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
4455 I was told there was treasure on this beach, would that be you? 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
4456 May you order mine without cheese, please? 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4457 Madam, might I borrow a towel? 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4458 Spare a doubloon for a washed-up pirate? 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4459 Have you seen any pirate ships around here? 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4460 Do you know where a fellow might find some gold doubloons? 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4461 I’m seeking buried treasure and lost my way. Fair damsel, can you help me? 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4462 Are you Mrs. Smee? 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4463 Maybe this wasn't the best time to have Johnny Depp inspire my cosplay. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4464 Excuse me I'm looking for a small boy named Ralphie he's probably carrying a bb gun 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4465 No pressure . . . just one buck an ear. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4466 Hello, Queen Anne. Have you gotten your revenge yet? 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
4467 Have you seen my wayward dingy? 1.1376 0.03562 109 95 13 1
4468 Excuse me, I'm here to convince you your imagination is playing tricks on you. My right eye is perfectly fine. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4469 Allow me to rephrase. Hast thou seen my *treasure*? 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
4470 What do you mean you forgot the towels! This is a clothing optional beach you idiot! 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4471 I hate to arrgh you but . . . 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4472 Sorry for losing your engagement ring, babe. I looked everywhere for it. I also lost my hook hand, but that's neither here nor there. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4473 Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to Barataria? 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
4474 Excuse me, you didn't happen to see a parrot fly past, did you? 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
4475 Last I remember, it was 1739 and my men made me walk the plank! 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
4476 The real pirates are further north on the Gold Coast. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
4477 Have you seen Captain Jack Sparrow? 1.1373 0.04415 102 92 6 4
4478 Which way to the closest barrel of Pepsi? 1.1373 0.03424 102 90 11 1
4479 have you seen a big booty around here? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4480 Milkmaid, I have resurrected to save you from the pirates coming. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4481 Well, if there's no Long John Silver's here at Montauk could you point me to an Arby's? 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4482 I really liked that book. Turns out, me booty wasn't bringing me joy. 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
4483 My map says 'Here be dragons.' Have you seen any?" By Tom Sievers 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4484 I noticed you're reading Treasure Island. I'm the special effects. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4485 I’m like one of those vagrant birds that got blown off ‘thar course. Call me Jack Sparrow of the pirates of Cape Cod 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4486 Sorry, don't have any spare change! But I did see a squawking parrot fly by earlier. Arrr! 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
4487 Did I leave a drain plug somewhere around here? 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4488 Right before we sunk,the captain wanted to know what you 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4489 You are sitting on my treasure mame. Half is yours. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4490 Before you say a word, I have been vaccinated tho not in the usual way. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
4491 It's mighty wet in there. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4492 Which way to Sharkeez? 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
4493 One strawberry Daiquiri, please. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4494 Arrr actually... 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4495 You haven't seen a hook wash ashore, ma'am, have you? 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
4496 Spare a dubloon? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4497 You seem nice, I wanna ask you out for one of my shipmates 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
4498 I sea … The Dark and Stormy I actually wanted. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4499 I think I am done being the conventional pirate, maybe politics is my thing. As if you care 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4500 This is Peg Leg Pete. With Grammarly's help, Pete is writing a treasure map for his boss, Blackbeard 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
4501 Damn that eau is sauvage 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4502 Your not even a figment of my imagination. 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
4503 Pardon me, do you have a towel I could borrow? 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4504 Excuse me, I just need a minute out of your time. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4505 Excuse me. Could you point me in the direction of the trasure? 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
4506 Beach-read season is over, ma'am. I've got a much better story for you. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
4507 Pardon, m'lady, but can I trouble you for a glass of water? 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
4508 I know everyone says this, but “We’ve trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.” It’s the new catch-all “Christ, What an asshole.” 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4509 Could you repeat those directions to the costume party, please? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4510 Please excuse the intrusion, but what year is this? 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4511 ONE thing you need to know…Cinderella had nothing over you 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4512 Yo Ho Ho! I forgot my rum. I had that feeling I forgot something, you know what I mean?! 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4513 I'd like to make a call on your cellphone. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4514 Excuse me. White Cliffs of Dover? 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4515 Excuse me, you haven't happen to see a crew of pirates roaming around here have you? 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4516 Again madam, why did you say all the rum is gone? 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4517 I shrink, therefore I am. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4518 Was that rum with or without cola? 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4519 Can you tell me where I am? My galleon's GPS has apparently failed. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4520 Can you wait a minute while I strip? 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4521 I walked my own plank so I wouldn't miss the Halloween costume contest. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4522 Is the cosplay still turning you on? 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4523 Can you please tell me, is this Drake's Beach? 1.1354 0.04593 96 87 5 4
4524 Blimey! This is an unexpected treasure. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4525 i think we have different ideas of 'ship" 1.1354 0.04593 96 87 5 4
4526 I only have one thing to say 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4527 Ahoy, yon wench. It would please me if you would provide directions to the talking fountain at Universal Studios. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
4528 I didn't order Captain Morgans & Coke what I wanted was a gin & tonic ... with a lime. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
4529 You must think this is a pick-up line, but would you believe me if I said that I just walked the plank? . . . And that my name really is Davy Jones? . . . Or is that going too far? 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4530 Well global warming looks oddly unprecedented this year 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4531 Be carefull with that plane.. Things are getting a little wild in there 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
4532 They said “A booty? Impossible! She’s a reader!” Then made me walk the plank!!!” (Sandra Doss. Wayne, PA 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4533 Or is it 'two if by sea'" 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4534 Good day Madame. I'm Davey Jones. Would you be good enough to direct me to the area's nearest multiplex? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4535 Excuse me, madam, but you are on my X. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4536 PAAAARdon me ma'am. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
4537 Just one night please. 1.1340 0.04548 97 88 5 4
4538 Excuse me, Madam, but you're sitting on the very spot where my map indicates the treasure lies. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
4539 Can you tell me where me mates are? 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
4540 Pardon me. I seem to have lost my ship. Would you mind calling me an Uber? 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
4541 Hello, I'm the Flying Dutchman. I am doomed to wander the seas until I find a woman who's willing to marry me without a prenup. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
4542 I was told that I’m too short for the part 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
4543 Ahoy me Hearty !.....do you speak pirate ?.......parles - tu pirate'?.....habla usted espirate ? 1.1340 0.04548 97 88 5 4
4544 Shiver my timbers! 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
4545 I can actually explain that so much better. You see… 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
4546 Excuss me mam do you know where the nearest boat shop is? 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
4547 Ahoy, Madam, can you direct me to my locker? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4548 Where am i supposed to go 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4549 Hello milady, "what should I do for yaa" 1.1333 0.04294 105 95 6 4
4550 Pardon me Miss could you direct me to the nearest Starbucks ? 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4551 With you as a sunbather from the 1940's, and I as a pirate from the 1800's, I think the costume designer for this cartoon has made an era error. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4552 I don’t suppose, for a reasonably small fee, I could interest you in the whereabouts of Davy Jone’s Locker? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4553 excuse me have you seen a large treasure chest 1.1333 0.04294 105 95 6 4
4554 Could you spare one Piece of Eight? 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4555 I was going to demand some pieces of eight but realised you wouldn’t know what they are 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
4556 Excuse me, but may I interest you in some really cheap movie or music DVDs?. 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
4557 Did Johnny Depp come this way? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4558 Don't worry, my clothes are drip-dry. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4559 Ahoy! Have you seen a mermaid nearby? 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
4560 The map does say there’s booty on this beach 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4561 You wouldn’t happen to be able to spare a little booty would you? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4562 Divorce ahoy 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
4563 What do you mean, I cannot discover a land with already established inhabitants! The Queen will surely hear of this. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4564 Can I interest you to renew your car insurance? 1.1333 0.04793 90 82 4 4
4565 Arrrg yarr arrr yarrr. Yarrr arrrg yarr yarrr arrrg arrr yarrr. Arrg arrr yarrr arrg. Argh Matey? 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4566 Ma’am please…I have been looking for booty for so long 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4567 'Scuse me, Mum, have yer seen in these here parts a wet, renegadin' parrot by any chance? 1.1327 0.03206 113 98 15 0
4568 Say, could I borrow your phone? 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
4569 Do you know where I can find The Black Pearl? It's a tiki bar. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
4570 Can I barrow your cell phone for a sec? 1.1327 0.04503 98 89 5 4
4571 Yo, ho was that one coho? 1.1327 0.04263 98 88 7 3
4572 Excuse me, miss, could you lend me a handkerchief? 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
4573 You ordered the Sea Breeze? 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
4574 Aaaargh! I spake ‘A randy looking wench’ in the nicest way. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4575 DO NOT make fun of my cosplay life! 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4576 If you want to be all technical then yeah it was a "slave ship". I tried to introduce policies to make it "not so bad of a slave ship". Turns out the slave owners were against such changes, and I couldn't get anything done without their support. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4577 Seen a shivered timber around here? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4578 Excuse me, do you have the time? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4579 I know what you're going to say, dear, but those kids wouldn't have pushed me in if I had my cutlass. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4580 I've been lost at sea for a while. Can you tell me how to wear this mask? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4581 The pirate cruise was lousy,so I walked the plank. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4582 How's this for a pickup line: I'll be your pirate if you'll be my treasure. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4583 Excuse me, I may have misplaced my boat. Have you seen it? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4584 Aye, tough mermaids are, the lot of them. 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
4585 Hey you! Get off my spot where I buried my treasure. 1.1321 0.03304 106 92 14 0
4586 I'm looking for Plunder & Piledge? 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
4587 It might be easier if you just put on sunscreen. 1.1321 0.04038 106 95 8 3
4588 Do you happen to have the number for triple ArrrArrP? 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
4589 I've just come from the Caribbean. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4590 Alas, it were a sky pirate mutiny. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4591 ‘And another thing, can I get coleslaw?’ Davie Jones boldly orders lunch. 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
4592 Was it one dinglehopper you wanted or two? 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4593 Fair lass, can you help me find some booty? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4594 Were you the one thinking about the shivering timbers? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
4595 One question…where is that barrel of rum? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4596 You said the friendly sky was the way to travel. I laughed at you, but now wonder exactly what you meant by that? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4597 Hello, I am Johnny Depp, please point me to Craft Services. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4598 One question for ye, me scurvy mermaid: Was it ye who stole the combination to me locker? 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
4599 It's wet in there. I'm a captain and I know 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
4600 Begging your pardon, lassie, would you know if this be my cove?" 1.1313 0.03412 99 86 13 0
4601 hey where do I know you from again? 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
4602 Excuse me, did you see a giant beach ball come this way? 1.1313 0.03412 99 86 13 0
4603 I’ve given up on bounty and software—got a Kindle I can steal? 1.1313 0.03412 99 86 13 0
4604 Excuse me miss, I was wondering if I could stick this big, weird pirate finger up your ass? 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
4605 Excuse me, but can you tell me where I am? Nothing looks familiar! 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4606 Beg pardon. Have you seen a galleon by any chance? 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
4607 Errrr is this Miami Beach? I heard there is great booty to be found on this shore... 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4608 Ahoy - have you seen a man in an unmarked white van? 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
4609 Pardon me lassie. Did a wee, green, foul-mouthed, scallywag come this way? 1.1304 0.04693 92 84 4 4
4610 I'm begging you, give me one more chance. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
4611 anti maskers must have so much faith in humanity. that people wash their hands. that they dont need to cover their mouths if they cough 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
4612 I say there, could you direct me back to the 18th Century? 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
4613 Neoprheme nor surfing boards were around when I jumped ship, but i still got the beach bod' your waiting for. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
4614 What a coincidence, the title of the book I am reading is The Long Voyage Home. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4615 So, calamari for dinner then? …that’s what I thought.” -Sebastian Pelletier, Pomfret, Ct 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4616 One golden coin for some sunscreen 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
4617 Please let me take you off this deserted island and show you my buried treasure. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
4618 Have you seen my locker key anywhere? 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
4619 Could I trouble you to call AAA? I ran my ship aground. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
4620 Once and only once will I order you to leave the beach. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
4621 If I may seek your indulgence mademoiselle, may I know where I can find the Flying Dutchman? 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
4622 Honey, did we pack my pegleg? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4623 The guys are waiting for you at the barbeque pit. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4624 Yo ho ho. Perchance may I borrow a bottle of rum? 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
4625 Excuse me. Have you seen Tinker Belle? 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
4626 There's also a tide in the affairs of women 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
4627 Could I borrow your phone? 1.1294 0.04027 85 74 9 1
4628 Simmer me timbers. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4629 Hey there mate, how’s the pandemic here? I think I’ve been in that same spot of yours about a year ago 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4630 Hand over the hand sanitizer, and I’ll be on my way 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4631 Sorry, but you're sitting on my treasure and I need it NOW. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4632 I never thought I'd get here! 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4633 YARRRRRR! Shiver me timbers! I go by they/them not he/him ya’ wench! YARRRRR! 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
4634 I don't want to hear one word about "anchors"! 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4635 Note to self - Jolly Roger is not that jolly 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4636 Arrrgh--me shipmates messed up on my quest for booty! 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4637 Might I trouble you for a single towel 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4638 I told you Maria, the Earth isn't flat 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4639 Come On. Play along. Aarrggh. Just once 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
4640 Got a can, a toilet? 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
4641 By chance, have you seen a bottle of rum? 1.1287 0.04142 101 91 7 3
4642 Is Drake still popular ? Not talking about the rapper, just nevermind… 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
4643 Delivery from Post-matey? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4644 Spotify kicked us off the bay 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
4645 Yes, I have no booty, I have no booty today. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4646 Respect the drip. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4647 I'm looking for the Whitecliffs of Dover, Pennsylvania. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4648 I don’t suppose you have an HGV license do you? 1.1282 0.03333 117 103 13 1
4649 Excuse me, a bathroom? 1.1282 0.03333 117 103 13 1
4650 Are you here to tell me, I'm under dressed to be beaching?! 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4651 If I apologize for the booty remarks then may I please borrow a towel? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4652 Shanty for your thoughts? 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4653 I've been to the lockers, can you suggest an alternative? 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
4654 Which way to Small World? 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4655 Your table for one is ready, with a stunning view of what used to be the beach, back in the 2020s. 1.1279 0.04312 86 76 7 2
4656 Whoa, whatever you do go easy on the rum during a Nor’easter. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4657 I always forget where I parked off these long lots 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4658 Broke a nail on the locker- got a nail file? 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
4659 Excuse mam, but I just lost my ship and wondering if you saw a parrot fly by. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4660 I finally got the DNA results. There's no match--but I like you just the way you are. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4661 Hey girl, hope you’ve been doing okay. I lost one of my ships and it got me think’n bout you and that you were the One and I miss our relationShip 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4662 I know I've seen you somewhere before, no no don't tell me, let me guess 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4663 Hİ MATMAZEL,WHERE CAN I GET THE VACCINE? 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
4664 Well, then, have you seen a parrot? 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
4665 Is this due north? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
4666 how rrr you mi-lady, have you sea(n) (seen) my ship? 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
4667 Excuse me sir you're blocking my sun. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
4668 Oh, sorry, I thought you were a manatee. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
4669 Don't say a word! The real pirates made me walk the plank. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
4670 Arr my matey would you have an extra dry towel and spf 30 sunscreen. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
4671 Excuse me. Is that the new Arg-itha Christie novel? 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
4672 Did you say sea star or two? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
4673 Have you seen my boat? It's a DeLorean. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
4674 And then I buttered the saltine 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
4675 Pardon me madame. Might I interest you a ride on my boat in exchange for some reading material? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4676 No Excuses, You Haven't Remembered Our Anniversary for 304 Years! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4677 Another Blood and Sand, M'lady? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4678 Off'n me treasure ya go, dearie. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
4679 Okay, so number one -- I don't appreciate your saying that Daniel Craig would never play Red Beard. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
4680 Well shiver me timbers, can you spare me a doubloon? 1.1264 0.03584 87 78 8 1
4681 I just broke out of Davey Jones' locker. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
4682 Do you happen to know if there is a church on this island? ...I'm done with pastafarianism 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
4683 You’re not perhaps whale adjacent? 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
4684 I hereby declare this puffy the sole property of His Royal Highneff King George III, and, as reprefentative of the Crown, I shall act as adminiftrator of the puffy in his stead. Now, relinquifh it to me at once! 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
4685 Ahoy Matey? 1.1263 0.04296 95 86 6 3
4686 This is the real final chapter; the book was fake novel. 1.1263 0.04550 95 87 4 4
4687 Gunn, Ben Gunn, buccaneer since 1745, the rolled parchment on the right is what I'm after. 1.1263 0.04296 95 86 6 3
4688 Year: 2030 - Hi Ma’am. I need a jumper, can I borrow one, hopefully if you don’t have an electric vehicle? 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
4689 Pardon me, my lady, did you happen to make that cocktail with a wayward bottle of rum? 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
4690 Sir, I think you are lost. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
4691 Have you seen my hook, and my wooden leg? 1.1262 0.03288 103 90 13 0
4692 You know its bad when my lifestyle is less damaging than yours! 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
4693 Sorry to bother you missus,but one dram of rum would warm me bones. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4694 I took a wrong turn at Bora Bora. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4695 Do you have a spare pair of swimming trunks in that bag? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4696 Aye wench,takin applications for asylum? 1.1250 0.04027 104 94 7 3
4697 Wow, the algorithm on your dating app is uncanny. -Bob Polin, Bethesda, MD 1.1250 0.04253 104 95 5 4
4698 Ahoy Wench, one grog to go. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
4699 Arrgh. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4700 Okay, lady. I'll bring you corn from the ships larder, but it's gonna' cost you at least a buck-an-ear. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4701 Help... 1.1250 0.04027 104 94 7 3
4702 Say can you tell me how to find the Florida coast? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4703 Excuse me, may I borrow your phone? There was a mutiny on the SCA cruise. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4704 Avast, wench. Can you talk like a pirate? 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
4705 Well, dear, we just have two different ideas for what makes a good 'fantasy island' vacation... 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4706 I seem to be a bit lost. Is this the Caribbean? 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4707 Can you tell me which way is north? 1.1250 0.04253 96 87 6 3
4708 Would it be Arrrrright if I bothered you for a towel? 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
4709 I'm looking for Davy Jones's locker! 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
4710 My name is Gene and I have just got out of a bottle and may I join you? 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
4711 I must be in Goa. We can discover each other here. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4712 Man down... 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
4713 So, not the St Augustine Pirate Festival, then? Aarrgghhhh! 1.1250 0.04027 104 94 7 3
4714 Well. You don't look like Daniel Craig. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4715 Bless my soul,what have we here? 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
4716 Excuse me, have you seen a pirate ship go by? 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
4717 One Wild Claw and we shall defeat the others enemy. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
4718 Okay, okay. Maybe ships *are* important for this whole pirating thing, but I still don't trust your sources when it comes to the necessity of a crew. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
4719 I am literally unfazed. I just cannot even. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4720 Q (Pirate): "Is it too soon for me to reprise my Jack Sparrow role?" A (Sunbather): "Yup, go back to the seabed, you are couple centuries late..." 1.1239 0.03799 113 102 8 3
4721 Excuse me, have you seen a hook anywhere? 1.1238 0.03991 105 95 7 3
4722 Excuse me, but do you know if Tom Brady lives somewhere around here? 1.1238 0.03991 105 95 7 3
4723 Please don't say 'driftwood'. 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
4724 Aaaarrgghh, and would ye be havin' a spare towel there, Missy 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
4725 Are you also here for the audition of CastawayII? 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
4726 Will you marry me ? 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
4727 I do say that the wind is coming from the east. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
4728 Your no Johnny Depp 1.1237 0.04459 97 89 4 4
4729 Excuse me, would you happen to have the Mapquest app on your cell phone ? 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
4730 Sure she's set down 'round here someplace. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
4731 Yarrrrrrr! Thar be sand in me butthole! 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4732 Did I miss the booty call? 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4733 Am I in Pittsburgh? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4734 My sixth finger is deeply satisfying 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4735 Times like these make me wish I had 'arrrgh' insurance 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4736 Excuse me. Is this the way to Hispaniola? 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4737 I say, ol’ chap, might you have seen an errant surfboard? 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4738 Brexit is on,gal. But I can still help myself to... fish 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4739 One question: why no mask? 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4740 Sorry to intrude madam but I wondered if my friend, Ahab, could have popped up here. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4741 Have you happened to see an “X” that might be marking, I don’t know, nothing of great value? 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
4742 - “You really didn’t just ‘Yo Ho Ho’ me, did you?” 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4743 Greetings, I'mDavey Jones, have you seen my locker? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4744 A patch or a mask? That is the question. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4745 Where are all chez taverns near me? 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
4746 Trust me, sunlight causes skin aging. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4747 You'll have tDao pass a qualifying round to determine if you're eligible. Davy says hello. 1.1228 0.03968 114 104 6 4
4748 Do you have a towel I could borrow? 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4749 Yes ! I slid out of the bottle........Harold Halman Boca Raton, Flo. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
4750 Excuse, did you see a big X around? 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4751 So sorry, but could I use your phone please? I dropped mine in the Mariana Trench 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4752 I am done being a Pirate, can I have a beer and a life, please? 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
4753 …and your outfit is not appropriate for a pirate’s wife. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4754 Uber’s pricing has gotten insane. Any other ideas? 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
4755 People around here don't take kindly to a fellow looking for booty. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4756 You are beautiful, but I’m really looking for buried treasure. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4757 Look at the funbags on that hosehound 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
4758 Oh dear, the waters were not this high back in my day. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4759 Sorry to bother you, but I’ve lost my compass. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4760 We, pirates always swim fully dressed 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4761 Wait! Are you telling me that Brittiana doesn't rule the waves? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4762 Might ye have an Orange? Lime? Lemon? Or mayhaps a Grapefruit? 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4763 You wouldn’t happen to have a Delorean, would you? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4764 Miss, can you spare a doubloon for a captain down on his luck? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4765 No, I am not looking for my buried treasure, just my old New Yorkers. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
4766 Excuse me, but do you know the way to the bike staging area? I'm afraid I got separated from my heat. 1.1212 0.04130 99 90 6 3
4767 Arrh! May I borrow your towel, milady? 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
4768 Just one lobster for dinner, Ma'am? 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
4769 I don’t care where you come from, I’m note buying that stuff. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
4770 Is my ship here? 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
4771 Can aye get a thar-wel, she blew? 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
4772 Honey, you're the one who wanted to pirate the new Marvel movie. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
4773 Arrgh! My career path was definitely not fun while it lasted! 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
4774 Which way to Brigadoon? 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
4775 You can’t stay here. Castaway Shores is casual dress only. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
4776 Arghh’s I was sayin’… 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4777 Excuse me! Where can I found the washroom? 1.1209 0.04645 91 84 3 4
4778 What do you mean you don't pace on vacation? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4779 It wasn't easy, but I finally escaped from the movie set of the latest Pirates of the Caribbean! 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
4780 I'm Chris and I'm discovering this new land for Fred and Isabella. You're supposed to be home, not here. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4781 Do ya hear that thunder? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4782 May I have a bottle of rum please? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4783 Pardon me madam, but do you know where I could find some booty? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4784 Oh... this is awkward... you 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
4785 See? No hook. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4786 I’d like to land that hoe. 1.1200 0.03835 100 90 8 2
4787 I only have to tell this albatross story one more time, and you're my lucky victim...I mean audience! 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
4788 One small favor mi lovely...... 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
4789 No no I am not putting my gold hoop earrings on that finger 1.1200 0.03835 100 90 8 2
4790 One each 1.1200 0.03835 100 90 8 2
4791 'A bottle would have been easier' 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
4792 Arghh! Will you date me if- instead -I win the best 2 out of three with this sea monster. 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4793 we dont care anymore" MLB sponsored by draft king 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
4794 I'm counting the beach-goers. 1.1196 0.03401 92 83 8 1
4795 Where is you mask ? 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4796 90 Day Fiance cast member: " They stopped issuing Fiance Visas. Camera crew is almost here. " 1.1196 0.04328 92 84 5 3
4797 general milley looks like as if an eagle had become a human 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
4798 Here's a tip: if the "X" is in your ship, don't dig. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4799 I might need a ride home. Arrrr you okay with that? 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4800 Just one question…what year is it? 1.1190 0.03938 84 74 8 1
4801 I know I buried it somewhere around here. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4802 You must be wondering why this beach is so deserted on such a beautiful day ... 1.1190 0.04609 84 77 4 3
4803 Awwwrr, beggin' yer pardon Miss, White Cliffs of Dover? 1.1190 0.04609 84 77 4 3
4804 Excuse me, could you tell me where the pirate ship landed? 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
4805 Take me to your favorite Latte. 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
4806 Ahoy there, landlubber. You wouldn't happen to have a cold one, wouldya? 1.1188 0.03236 101 89 12 0
4807 Is this Disneyland in Anaheim! No, it’s Paradise Cove in Malibu” Bo Hirsch, Los Angeles, Calif 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
4808 'I'll take one piña colada' 1.1188 0.04051 101 92 6 3
4809 Could you spare me a bottle of water, please?? My eyes need to make tears....... 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
4810 I think we got off on the wrong peg leg with all this land ho stuff. 1.1186 0.03223 118 105 12 1
4811 But wait ma'am, mansplaining was not a thing in my day and, rest assured, you're mistaken that it's a thing now. Rest assured, I say." 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4812 Good afternoon ma’am. Captain Morgan at your service. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4813 Duck and cover, Princess... the tsunami, she be a rising from the deep. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4814 Have you seen Peter Pan lately? 1.1183 0.04284 93 85 5 3
4815 Beg your pardon, looking for my matey, Bluebeard. Tall chap. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4816 It’s part of a healthy breakfast 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4817 I claim thee as my treasure. 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
4818 Beg pardon, mayhap you can help. I’m in search of booty. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4819 Seems my shipmates didn’t appreciate me saying pirates are humans, too. 1.1176 0.04013 102 93 6 3
4820 you haven't seen a parrot by any chance, I suppose? 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4821 Mr. Deep is saving me a seat at the buffet. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4822 Hello! I'm Johnny Depp, my dear. What's your name? 1.1171 0.03322 111 99 11 1
4823 Foolish woman! Never order Captain Morgan at The Haunted Cabaña!" 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
4824 Know where I can get a ship, treasure chest, cutlass, parrot and eye patch? 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4825 I'm sorry, but you may have me confused with the lifeguard!" 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4826 Oops! Wait one, I forgot my peg-leg. 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
4827 Any idea where I can get a rum runner? 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
4828 No ma'am...a trowel.. 1.1170 0.04240 94 86 5 3
4829 Ahoy dress code violator. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4830 What a coincidence... you're reading The Old Man and the Sea! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4831 Excuse me, Ma'am, may I borrow some sunscreen? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4832 Excuse me. Could you please tell me the time? 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
4833 Excuse me, do you have any suntan lotion? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4834 It's not the nineteenth century, if you didn't notice. And no, I'm not helping you find your ship 200 miles south. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4835 excuse me ma'am but have you seen a jar of dirt anywhere? 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4836 checkout divider stick is a child's first lesson in borders 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
4837 Could you tell me where the men's room is? 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
4838 Hi ma'am. May I sleep here? 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
4839 Is this the Bounding Maine? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4840 Could you fund one more pirate ship? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4841 Hey, I'm Jack. Have you've seen my parrot? 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4842 Excuse me, is this the way to get to Times Square? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4843 Eye, for one, will not be swimming here again 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4844 Actually, I need a change of direction. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4845 i have learned a great deal about rolling down in the deep 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
4846 Wouldst thou Google 'Treasure Ship Salvage' for me? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4847 I'm sorry honey, but this role playing thing is starting to get a little bit out of control. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
4848 I am not the genie the waves threw up. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
4849 Do you have a bottle? I am looking to send a message 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4850 Do you know the way to San Jose? 1.1146 0.03588 96 85 9 1
4851 Drake's Beach is passé; it's time to call it Blackbeard Beach. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4852 Do you want to take a survey? 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4853 I know how Jonah felt now if you are wandering 1.1143 0.03902 105 96 6 3
4854 Actually, the lyric states, "There'll be Backbeards over the White Cliffs of Dover." 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4855 Could I borrow your carrier pigeon? 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
4856 Don't you recognize Capt Morgan! 1.1139 0.04762 79 73 3 3
4857 Pardon me but I'm Davy Jones and I have forgotten the combination to my locker. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4858 Shiver me timbers! Would you happen to have an extra towel, or maybe even some crackers? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4859 You the treasure, babe? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4860 So that’s why they kept bringing down Pirate Bay 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4861 I started swimming in 1720 when I got your message in a bottle. 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
4862 Why you're a mermale, don't you need to get back in the water? 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4863 Are you my Uber driver ? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4864 Uhm, do you know which way Mick went? 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
4865 the name’s Paul, you wouldn’t happen to have an extra towel behind yah there Ms? 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4866 Which way to the treasure hunt? 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
4867 Can you help me find Queen Anne? 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4868 Hate to be that guy, but I actually marked this spot out. See, it's right here on my map. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4869 «Excuse me, so you say it can be done with just a piece of paper and a bottle?” 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4870 Hallo! Where the Rum! 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4871 I…um…yea…can you point me toward the Hilton? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4872 Blackbeard? You’re alive? Your mother told me you were dead! 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4873 washed up in your dm’s to ask about your booty 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4874 So, that's 1 order of fish and chips? 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
4875 I wished for a private cutey. Not a prate bootie. 1.1121 0.03832 107 98 6 3
4876 I think I am lost. Which way is North? 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
4877 Good day, my lady. Can you take me to your chief ? 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
4878 Have you seen an old buccaneer's parrot? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4879 Ahoy, Isa, I am Homer Smith, a whaler captain, your great, great, great third cousin, who was asked to meet you here by your ancestry search service. 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
4880 Do you know where I can catch and Ub-arrr? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4881 I've been trying to reach you about you expired car warranty... 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4882 I didn't think the summer crowd would leave this early. 1.1111 0.03563 108 98 8 2
4883 Don't worry - just looking for my parrot. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4884 We need more towels in Davy Jones' Locker. 1.1111 0.03331 90 82 7 1
4885 This wasn´t the treasure that I looking for . 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4886 Do you have a minute to talk about whales? 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4887 There is a sea of pirated stuff out there...I am here to warn you about them 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4888 What happened to you?! Last time I was here you were a nice caramel color. 1.1111 0.03311 108 97 10 1
4889 If you'd be so kind as to share your snorkler? 1.1111 0.03597 117 107 7 3
4890 Excuse me can you tell me where the TEA PARTY is being held? 1.1101 0.03282 109 98 10 1
4891 No thanks, I've brought wine. Just wondering--is that eye patch waterproof? 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
4892 Do you have anymore money? They didn’t like my last parlay. 1.1100 0.03994 100 92 5 3
4893 I shall call this land, Ply-MILF Rock 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
4894 Been here long? 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4895 Ahoy would you have one cigarette and a light , I'd be needing that right now. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4896 I know we've been divorced for two years, but I was told that the ex marks the spot. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4897 oops... the parrot drowned! 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4898 You’re right on my chest there lassie. 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
4899 My ship sank and I need to get help. Can you spare a bottle? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4900 You don't look like Johnny Depp 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
4901 Can I get a towel and a suntan lotion? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4902 You asked to speak to the ocean's manager? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4903 Now I remember . . . It was one-th by sea 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
4904 Ladyfolk aren't allowed on this beach. It's bad luck. 1.1089 0.03418 101 91 9 1
4905 Would you believe I was out there 40 minutes and not ONE compliment for my new swimsuit?!? 1.1089 0.03418 101 91 9 1
4906 You haven’t seen a plank was up anywhere recently, have you? 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4907 Excuse me, Madam. Which way to Pittsburgh? 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4908 Before you say anything, a towel would be welcome. 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
4909 Arr, this is the beach my parents conceived me 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4910 I fell out of the crow’s nest 200 years ago and, by the way, you have sunstroke. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4911 I swam here from Pittsburgh. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4912 One bottle of rum please, and a towel 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4913 No more rum gifts for your dad. 1.1078 0.03086 102 91 11 0
4914 They're too slippery. Fingers aren't enough. 1.1078 0.03662 102 93 7 2
4915 Ahoy, lady...I seek a large 'X' that marks a spot... 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4916 I did not say 'Sink my ship', I said 'Sing 'My ship''. It's a song!! 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4917 Hi mate, do you happen to have a spare doubloon? 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4918 Oy I think I lost my booty in the crash, can you spare some gold dabloons so I can get home on the B 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4919 Ma'ma know where I can find booty 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4920 Fresh out of gold. But is there any computer software ye be needing? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4921 Excuse me, where’s the nearest subway? 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
4922 I believe we have a lot in common. 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
4923 Excuse me Ma'am, which way to the Water Closet? 1.1068 0.03058 103 92 11 0
4924 Are you sure you don’t want to draw my booty? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4925 Note to Talk Like a Pirate Day self: Don't overdo," Ahoy, maties," on a cruise ship. 1.1064 0.03847 94 86 6 2
4926 Is my vaccine accepted for travel in USA? 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
4927 Sorry Miss, did you happen you see a ship fly over? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4928 Dave’s Jones here, madam…Do you talk to strangers? 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4929 Hola, me llamo Columbo. Just one more thing . . . 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4930 The world turned upside down and find myself here. 1,343 posts Top posts Most recent 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4931 'i got three shots and still got it and spread it' 1.1053 0.03501 95 88 5 2
4932 I'm reading the new pottery barn fall 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4933 una preguntinha, senhora 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4934 Ahoy Matey - can I borrow your towel? 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
4935 Excuse me miss, but I seem to have gotten lost on my way to Davey Jones' locker. Could you point me toward the nearest briny depths, perhaps? 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4936 Would you be interested in a rape ? 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4937 My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled - by that book 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4938 Have you seen a map with an X on it around here? 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
4939 This outfit's pretty drippy, huh? 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
4940 How about one gold doubloon for the sunscreen? 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
4941 Excuse me miss, you are stilling on my "X " 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4942 Which way to the buried treasure? 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
4943 Who farted? 1.1034 0.04336 87 81 3 3
4944 The first four centuries weren't that bad, but then the water got deeper. That's why it took so long. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4945 Now where is the treasure milady? 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
4946 You still have responded to message in a bottle, are we in a fight? 1.1031 0.03732 97 89 6 2
4947 Excuse me miss, I seem to have lost my parrot, have you seen her by any chance? Oh, I forgot, aaaargh. 1.1028 0.03235 107 97 9 1
4948 I survived the Titanic. Ready to shipwreck RMS Covid. 1.1028 0.03497 107 98 7 2
4949 This is Illyria, lady. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4950 Do you, by chance, have a tissue I could borrow? 1.1026 0.04684 78 73 2 3
4951 Excuse me, but would you happen to have any crackers? 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4952 So just how long was I shipwrecked? 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4953 Know of a good place to bury my treasure in? 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
4954 OK Johnny, take 264! 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
4955 So, those weren’t the doubloons you wanted me to look for? 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
4956 Ma'am, can you direct me to the bathroom? 1.1020 0.03073 98 88 10 0
4957 do flying saucer aliens do aliens think that all that stuff attached to enterprise's disc is unnecessary? 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
4958 You just missed your friends- oh I say by 300 years. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4959 Aye, I’ll give you an arm and a leg for one kiss. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4960 Excuse me madam but a tidal wave is scheduled in five minutes. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4961 Pardon me, but have you seen a gigantic treasure chest lying around here? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4962 Sorry, I lost my direction to the amusement park. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4963 What kind of spot? Oh, nothing fancy. Probably has an 'X' on it." 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4964 Do tell where the guard is. Idiot 1.1010 0.03931 99 92 4 3
4965 Aye matey, which way to the galley? 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
4966 You’re sittin’ over the spot where me treasure chest sunk years ago” 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4967 Had we not confused it for a satellite, we’d all be drinking beers now at pier 1 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4968 Do you happen to know were the treasure is? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4969 Avast ye the hornswaggle of the swashbuckling life! 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4970 Why are you sitting there? You were supposed to meet me 3 centuries ago. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4971 Before ye say No...May I introduce myself? 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4972 "Just one of us left. I'm the Pirate of Southampton, New York. Might you know my Lady GaGa? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4973 Did you see my surfboard wash up here at Pirate's Cove? 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4974 Pardon MiLady, but you should probably cover yourself 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
4975 Pardon… any buried treasure around here? 1.0990 0.03589 101 93 6 2
4976 I only asked the crew for their opinion about using sunscreen for just ONE day. 1.0990 0.03589 101 93 6 2
4977 You're sitting on my treasure 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
4978 Do you know where the rest room is so I can change clothes? 1.0989 0.03845 91 84 5 2
4979 I don't suppose that's a map. With an X on it somewhere? 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4980 Are you sure it's fifty steps in that direction? I don't know if I explained it, but my pearls are no longer in shells. 1.0982 0.03346 112 103 7 2
4981 Can I please borrow your phone? 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
4982 You were right again, Dear. That sinking feeling I thought I'd reverse by playing pirate? Still got it. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4983 Well, I guess it’s better than those dating websites… 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4984 For a bottle of rum, I will yo ho ho. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4985 Hello, I am Barnacle Bill! Do you want to be my Carrie Atlantis? 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4986 I ask but one question. Are you willing to invest in an extended warranty? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4987 I haven’t lost my mojo just because Depp has been recast. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4988 X marks the spot" doesn't work 77% of the tim 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4989 I‘m hiring and am one person short. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4990 Very sorry to bother you...would you mind calling me an Uber? 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4991 I've been in a locker for the longest time. Can I use your towel? I'm soaked to me bones. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4992 What if the Me Too movement happened before a man “discovered” America? - Oh Miss, can I have a moment of your time, I seem to be lost? 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4993 Im soo wet, be my sun to dry me up? 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4994 Have I gone mad? Or,do you hear it,too? “Baby Shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo” 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4995 Sorry to interrupt, but you wouldn't happen to have a corkscrew? 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4996 Christ, what an asshole. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4997 Arrrr you applying sunscreen? 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
4998 The beach pass is $5. That's 50 in Spanish Doubloons. 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
4999 Have you seen a wooden clipper with white sails and a black flag? 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
5000 I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to stand up, my dear, because according to the heavenly bodies, you're sitting precisely on my buried treasure. 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
5001 Excuse me, is this a "whites only" beach? 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
5002 Ahoy, landlubber, I'm a tree hugger. 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
5003 I've been marooned for checking the captain's fire in his hole. 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
5004 Do ye by chance have an ipatch I can borrow? I seem to have dropped mine in the water…. 1.0948 0.03235 116 107 7 2
5005 Do you know which way is Tiffany’s? 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
5006 One ale and one water if you please. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5007 crying is a way of venting so you can keep working 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5008 They said that guys from the past might try and creep into hot girl summer, but this is ridiculous 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5009 Mommy, I got a boo-boo — can you kiss it and make it better so I don’t have to get a shot? 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
5010 Should the Climate Movement embrace sabotage? 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
5011 They didn’t take kindly to my request for sunscreen. 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
5012 Hang on a second – I said I was going to get a Corvette but you said that would be impractical. 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
5013 I had no idea it was such a long walk. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
5014 Any chance they're The White Cliffs of Dover? I thought they'd be bigger. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
5015 See honey, this is what Halloween is all about! 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5016 To sync, and not to sink, that is a deepest think 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5017 Do you have a cellphone I may use? Argh. Me needs to report a mutiny. 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
5018 I be beggin' your pardon, ma'am, but could you be directin' me to the nearest ginswizzle please. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5019 And one more thing, I still have to go back and get the buried treasure 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5020 Better hope you never have to walk the plank , Matey. 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
5021 Madam, could'st thou direct me to the Empire of the Mouse King? 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
5022 Excuse me,I'm looking for the Bisland of Doctor Homoeaux. 1.0920 0.03880 87 81 4 2
5023 Please, tell me crypto currency is finally a thing. 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
5024 Pardon me, maam. Which way to the nearest fish n chip shack? 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
5025 Are you sure that chest was only a few yards out? 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
5026 I meant another layer of sunscreen. 1.0909 0.03240 99 91 7 1
5027 Stranded together we shall be! 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5028 Have you seen a frigate go by in the last hour or so? 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5029 Have you seen me parrot? He answers to “aargh.” 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5030 'Pardon me miss, do you know anything about Sea-Doos? 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5031 Aye! Orange band for the hard tack buffet? 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5032 I don’t think you can ruin this side of the planet, too 1.0900 0.03509 100 93 5 2
5033 Pardon me, fair lady. Would ya be knowin' about some such spacetime continuum, which seems to have gone wicked. 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
5034 Layers! I swear on my right peg, I don't need sunscreen. 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
5035 Excuse me, but have you seen a wet parrot, answers to the name "Captain Flint"? 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
5036 you'd better come when it's season sweaty 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
5037 Should I be pandering more to the tourist class? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5038 Before you say anything, yes, I'm anachronistic, but by any chance, have you seen an empty ship floating by? 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5039 One more thing....was that a left at Niagara Falls? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5040 Actually, I'm a privateer, but regardless of that fact it isn't true that pirates talked like that at all. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5041 'I hoped you would be more attracted to me as my alter-ego." 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
5042 I am not feeling lucky. 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
5043 Pardon me. I seem to have become disoriented. Are you Salacia or Queen Anne? 1.0889 0.03754 90 84 4 2
5044 Know where I can find Johnny Depp?. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5045 Don't be alarmed, My wife is inside. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5046 Gerrymandering will save our country from democracy, but still, don't you think it's a bit too much to redraw the oil rigs into Austin's district lines??? 1.0879 0.04029 91 86 2 3
5047 It's by land 1.0879 0.03369 91 83 6 1
5048 Was that a Bottle ‘O Rum you ordered? 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
5049 I thought this show was called X on the beach 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5050 Maybe the real treasure was true love. Could it be you? Nah, you’re too ugly. 1.0874 0.03118 103 95 7 1
5051 My ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ mates bailed on me. How many miles back to Disneyland? 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5052 beware carpetbaggers making false promises 1.0870 0.03675 92 86 4 2
5053 Argh ye matey, have you seen how the wind hast blown from the gods down under? 1.0865 0.03089 104 96 7 1
5054 Did my parrot happen to fly overhead? 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5055 Parrrrrrdon me, Miss, but would you happen to know the whereabouts of a locker belonging to a Davy Jones? 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5056 Excuse me, did you order Uber Eats? 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5057 Excuse me but have you seen a buried treasure? 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
5058 You wouldn’t, per chance, have a copy of Treasure Island, would you? 1.0860 0.03636 93 87 4 2
5059 Allow me to introduce myself. I am Captain Jack Black Sparrow. 1.0857 0.03061 105 97 7 1
5060 A small request m'lady, could you not renew that book from the library again? Was supposed to take it out a few weeks back me was... 1.0857 0.02745 105 96 9 0
5061 Pardon, have you seen my locker? 1.0857 0.03061 105 97 7 1
5062 Madam, did you see my ship? It is a late 1700s Lion. 1.0855 0.02596 117 107 10 0
5063 You sure Davy Jones's voice is necessary to turn you on honey? 1.0854 0.03957 82 77 3 2
5064 excuse me, who I am ? where is this place ? 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
5065 Sorry to bother, but he is still watching you... 1.0851 0.03598 94 88 4 2
5066 Ahoy, Matey, I'm Cap'n Long Finger - Borrow your towel? 1.0849 0.02720 106 97 9 0
5067 Have you seen my Panga? 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5068 home grown pot must be reducing the trade deficit 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5069 We care about your privacy 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5070 Do you mind id I use your phone? 1.0842 0.02864 95 87 8 0
5071 But You Have Heard Of Me 1.0842 0.02864 95 87 8 0
5072 Here's a Hint: "A really good price for Corn-on-the-Cob". 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5073 "I'm sorry, but by any chance have you seen a black flag with a three-masted ship beneath it? Mine apparently sank and I was hoping it washed ashore somewhere nearby! 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5074 Which way to Pismo Beach?”o 1.0833 0.03199 96 89 6 1
5075 I know what you're thinking! but I'm his son, Peg Fist Gold. 1.0833 0.03865 84 79 3 2
5076 Oh, I'm sorry, do you meant of Fifty Shades of Gray? 1.0833 0.03199 96 89 6 1
5077 I jumped of f the ship before they could make me walk the plank . 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
5078 –Just one word, madame unclothed prostitute, I've been to 7 different beaches and they keep rejecting me. My slave ship sank. Is there a man in charge that I can talk to?" –mmmh... 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5079 Arg, where is the tent for the Ranger crew? 1.0818 0.03198 110 103 5 2
5080 You wouldn’t have a bottle of rum by any chance, would you? 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5081 Thanks for coming to the pirate re-enactment. Anyways, sorry I peed all over myself, I'm just gonna walk backwards into the ocean now. 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
5082 You can spot these Type-A hikers by the way 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
5083 Garr… could you be calling me a schoober? 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5084 Might you know where I can get a yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum? 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5085 lemme tell ya, doll, I got 101 things to say about that squssy, and none of it’s bad 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
5086 Don't ever play the wrong Tick Tock..... 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5087 You cannot stay here with your seeding ratio of less than 1.0" #pirateba 1.0789 0.03634 76 70 4 1
5088 Excuse me, Ma'am, I'm the pirate Blackbeard. You're sitting on the spot where I buried my loot. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
5089 Excuse me, do you have a cell phone I could borrow? 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5090 Have you seen an "X" on the beach? 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5091 Johnny Depp! I've been waiting for you. Can you please beam me up to Disneyland for "Pirates of the Caribbean? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5092 So my first disc was The Beatles’ White Album. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5093 Oh lay off it,who are you compared to the convenience of plastic straws and owning fracking companies? 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
5094 I'm Captain Karen and I'd like to speak to the manager. 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
5095 Aye lassie, what yer is it? 1.0769 0.02960 104 97 6 1
5096 I'm afraid that's my spot. An 'X' on my boarding pass. 1.0769 0.03214 91 85 5 1
5097 Yo Ho (aka Amber) and a bottle of rum (aka Roxicodone) 1.0769 0.03985 78 74 2 2
5098 Either this is my costume from the "Pirates of the Caribbean" set or you should run! 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
5099 Cañ I trouble you for a beer? I've been swimming for what seems years. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5100 A doubloon for ye if I can borrow ye phone. 1.0755 0.02906 106 99 6 1
5101 'Scuse me ma'am. Arrrgh you my blind date? 1.0755 0.02906 106 99 6 1
5102 I think i'm lost do you have a pirate ship kind miss? 1.0753 0.02751 93 86 7 0
5103 turns out I don't like humongous squids 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5104 you ever get jaded by some people's jadedness? "what do you mean what can you do?! 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5105 ‘Ahoy! And Welcome to Mansplainer Island!’ 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5106 First I need to dry out my booty 1.0737 0.03082 95 89 5 1
5107 Hey babe, long time no sea. You’re not the ex I was looking for, but you look great. How’s the booty? 1.0737 0.03082 95 89 5 1
5108 One Question, where is the lavatory? 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
5109 Darling, I'm a wreck without you and finally ready to make a commitment!" - said the Not-So-Jolly Roge 1.0723 0.03749 83 79 2 2
5110 Are the Beatles still number one? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5111 No, I’M the Last Saskatchewan Pirate 1.0714 0.02990 98 92 5 1
5112 Is your WAP as wet for me, as I clearly am for you? 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5113 Look what your sunscreen is doing to me ma'am 1.0698 0.03220 86 81 4 1
5114 I think that's my towel you're sitting on! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5115 Pardon me, but which way to the palace? I must report a mutiny. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5116 Who started it? 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5117 My wife dont care about stars directions . 1.0686 0.02876 102 96 5 1
5118 @workinsocialtheysaid *quits job in social media* pirate says "is this life on the other side?" 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5119 Arrrr. Can ye point me to the nearest public beach I can wash ashore upon? 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5120 If you’ll scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours. 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5121 After a few shipwrecks, I opted for drip-dry clothing. 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
5122 Pardon me, did you see my surf plank? 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
5123 Sorry, my ship broke down, is this Davy Jones' locker? 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
5124 Madam, excuse me. Have you seen my ship? Christy Jordan Wrenn, Bossier City, Louisiana 71112 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
5125 Ahoy there lass, and what ship might you have been tossed from? 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5126 Arrr! Still pretty cold,dear. 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5127 No, don't be afraid. I was only gaaarghgling. 1.0625 0.03253 80 76 3 1
5128 Hey. Hi there. You look absolutely adorable today. You're welcome. I should thank you. I've been talking to my therapist about courage. And talking to girls. You're so mean to me. Just tell me I'm ugly. I don't get it. It doesn't register. Bye now. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5129 Hi! I made a wrong turn on mu way to Barbados and when I turned around I hit a reef and lost my ship and crew. Which way do I go to get to Barbados? 1.0617 0.03213 81 77 3 1
5130 Don't mind me. I'm just a robber that fell short of a Baron. 1.0617 0.03213 81 77 3 1
5131 Now they will call me, "Captain Finger". 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5132 Hi, where can I get a bus to Manhattan? 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5133 It's talk like a pirate day, and your reading The life and times of Johnny Depp! 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
5134 I need me some pirates booty, come to sea with me. 1.0588 0.03492 85 82 1 2
5135 Can you tell me where I can find dry clothing in Davy Jones locker? 1.0581 0.03030 86 82 3 1
5136 There, there me pretty. Soon's I get out of theses wet clothes we can start a new colony! Anything to help Nordhoff & Hall complete that damned Bounty Trilogy 1.0581 0.03030 86 82 3 1
5137 The polarrrrgh vortex is breaking down. 1.0568 0.02482 88 83 5 0
5138 Welcome to the metaverse. I’m Captain Morgan and I have just one request: if you could, can you keep me dry? The rocky shoreline has been rough these days. arrrg 1.0556 0.02892 108 104 2 2
5139 Those Captain Morgan ads have jumped the shark. 1.0526 0.02747 95 91 3 1
5140 One bite and the indigestion knocked him for a tailspin. 1.0515 0.02257 97 92 5 0
5141 Al parecer el famoso tesoro no existe... 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
5142 Looking for the ATM? 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
5143 Finally made it out of Davy Jones Locker. What’s for dinner? 1.0488 0.02956 82 79 2 1
5144 You’ve stolen me and I’m here to take myself back! 1.0482 0.02921 83 80 2 1
5145 Would you like some flan with that? 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
5146 Oh Captain Jack, your career is over. 1.0465 0.02284 86 82 4 0
5147 At least its not as uncomfortable as the jammers. 1.0465 0.01575 86 83 3 0
5148 Do you have a minute? I am new to the area. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
5149 Do you think you can you pass me the towel" 1.0417 0.02529 96 93 2 1
5150 You wouldn't have a X I can borrow? 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
5151 Excuse me Ma’am. Could you point me in the direction of Portobello Town? 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
5152 I always wanted to be a pirate, but I got high planked after they found the macaroni in my pockets. 1.0326 0.01862 92 89 3 0