Contest #772


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772

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “This isn’t what I meant when I said to go toward the light.”
  2. “Turns out expiration dates do matter.”
  3. “Oh, go ahead, live a little.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-09-19T15:57:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-10-03T15:58:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-09-27T15:58:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued October 4, 2021
Number of captions 6170
Number of responses 696835
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 This isn't what I meant when I said to go towards the light. 1.8090 0.01314 3728 1623 1194 911
1 Let's just say the milk isn't the only thing that's about to expire. 1.8039 0.01543 2493 1032 918 543
2 Eat whatever you want. It’s a bus that kills you. 1.7913 0.01325 3694 1663 1139 892
3 Go ahead. Eat the bacon. We get hit by a bus. 1.7911 0.01500 2886 1301 887 698
4 Long story short; don't worry about saving the cake for tomorrow. 1.7832 0.01748 2053 914 670 469
5 Don’t mind me—I’m just curious to see what we choked on. 1.7811 0.01503 2823 1277 887 659
6 It was at that moment Frank realized that those weren't normal brownies 1.7791 0.01755 2119 977 633 509
7 Try the Death by Chocolate cake. It was delicious. 1.7790 0.01655 2285 1023 744 518
8 You know how we always say “another cookie won’t kill me”? 1.7733 0.01605 2338 1029 810 499
9 Any wings in there? 1.7721 0.01648 2356 1083 727 546
10 At least you died doing what you loved. 1.7670 0.01229 4065 1832 1348 885
11 I didn’t think expiration dates mattered either. 1.7641 0.02351 1102 496 370 236
12 At this point, I wouldn’t worry about searching out a healthy option. 1.7631 0.01454 2702 1167 1008 527
13 You might want to throw on some clean underwear. 1.7604 0.01317 3790 1809 1080 901
14 Let's just say, I'd make it your best late-night snack ever. 1.7500 0.01878 1692 769 577 346
15 Don’t worry, most of this stuff expires after you do. 1.7487 0.01610 2252 1011 796 445
16 The cheesecake is to die for, but don't take my word for it. 1.7469 0.01835 1782 817 599 366
17 You decide; I'm up in the air. 1.7417 0.01496 2605 1182 914 509
18 I've been in the liquor cabinet with the rest of the spirits. 1.7401 0.01636 2305 1088 728 489
19 If I could do it all over again I'd have the whole damn cheese cake 1.7280 0.01801 1853 877 603 373
20 Your better angel is on break. I'm here to tell you that the Cherry Garcia is hidden in a bag of peas. 1.7275 0.01701 2143 1036 655 452
21 You wouldn’t do that if you could see yourself from behind. 1.7270 0.01289 3648 1740 1164 744
22 In light of what happens in about an hour or so, go for the chocolate cake" 1.7257 0.01759 1914 901 637 376
23 When she said, "I'll kill you if you eat my ice cream," she meant it. 1.7255 0.01730 2073 1005 632 436
24 I’m just a figment of your refrigeration. 1.7255 0.01690 2182 1061 659 462
25 In fairness, I said to go toward the light. 1.7205 0.01475 2877 1415 851 611
26 The good news is you eat whatever you want from now on. 1.7191 0.01768 1812 839 643 330
27 You could call this a religious experience. It was your last supper. 1.7135 0.01503 2817 1415 794 608
28 Whoa, you’re still alive? It looks like I’m a few minutes early! 1.7124 0.01889 1690 822 532 336
29 I told you all of these late night snacks would come back to haunt you. 1.7100 0.01853 1662 785 574 303
30 Turns out expiration dates do matter. 1.7055 0.01578 2282 1083 788 411
31 You don't have much time left. Eat the cake. 1.7023 0.01799 1807 877 591 339
32 Trust me-- expiration dates matter. 1.7009 0.02141 1257 606 421 230
33 That's the light I was telling you about. 1.6884 0.02394 998 489 331 178
34 It turns out those expiration dates are real. 1.6862 0.01842 1603 766 574 263
35 We've been trying to contact you regarding your car extended warranty. 1.6778 0.02295 1263 689 292 282
36 You're dead already. Have the pie. 1.6762 0.02003 1461 741 452 268
37 The leftover oysters are to die for. Literally. 1.6733 0.01985 1405 693 478 234
38 I'm the ghost of five minutes from now. Don't drink the milk. 1.6715 0.02039 1373 691 442 240
39 I’d take that expiration date seriously if I were you 1.6706 0.01992 1345 653 482 210
40 Trust me. The light goes out. 1.6659 0.02107 1269 640 413 216
41 I know what you’re thinking, expiration dates, who needs ‘em, right!? Well , funny story… 1.6654 0.02284 1067 535 354 178
42 Go for it! You won’t live to regret it! 1.6651 0.02223 1239 656 342 241
43 Nothing for me, thanks. It’ll go right through me. 1.6639 0.02137 1217 611 404 202
44 We get hit by a bus in two years. Eat the cheesecake, Bob. 1.6636 0.02267 1210 648 321 241
45 Man, those were some good mushrooms! 1.6594 0.02210 1142 579 373 190
46 First the good news, don’t worry about your diet. 1.6560 0.02347 1090 579 307 204
47 Just angel food cake for me. 1.6550 0.02190 1084 533 392 159
48 Tonight you will be visited by three snacks… 1.6513 0.02618 846 444 253 149
49 The ‚Death by Chocolate‘ cake really exceeded my expectations. 1.6511 0.02461 1026 560 264 202
50 Tonight you will be visited by three gh--ooh, is that tiramisu? 1.6492 0.02398 995 520 304 171
51 I'm the ghost of light repast. 1.6456 0.02466 951 503 282 166
52 Eat the whole chocolate cake, but watch out for the bus at 34th and Madison... 1.6446 0.02519 937 504 262 171
53 Think of it as your expiration date. 1.6360 0.02471 860 439 295 126
54 I don't know, but if I were you, and I am, I would go for the cheesecake. 1.6355 0.02582 834 439 260 135
55 The good news is you can eat whatever you’d like tonight! 1.6354 0.02578 886 481 247 158
56 Remember how you always thought expiration dates were just a marketing ploy? 1.6341 0.02546 809 414 277 118
57 They’ve got it all wrong…it’s the kale that kills you. 1.6326 0.02665 811 437 235 139
58 Last supper? 1.6324 0.02644 808 431 243 134
59 You're gonna get hit by a truck next week. Go for the pie. 1.6306 0.02609 831 445 248 138
60 I'm the ghost of midnight reflux yet-to-come. 1.6296 0.02670 783 417 239 127
61 Get back to bed. We get laid in this dream. 1.6278 0.02814 763 425 197 141
62 The death-by-chocolate cake is to be taken literally. 1.6278 0.02704 771 414 230 127
63 Angel food cake for me, please 1.6271 0.02574 767 391 271 105
64 I’m afraid you’ve expired. 1.6264 0.02596 779 404 262 113
65 I am the Ghost of Mayonnaise Past Expiration Date 1.6263 0.02721 752 402 229 121
66 No, I'm not your conscience. I'm just really hungry too. 1.6253 0.02558 774 395 274 105
67 ‘FYI those are not regular brownies’ 1.6250 0.02814 736 404 204 128
68 You died half an hour ago. Go back to bed. 1.6224 0.02868 715 396 193 126
69 Sorry buddy, the milk’s not the only thing that expired yesterday. 1.6176 0.02887 693 383 192 118
70 Oh well, at least they'll say we died doing what we loved. 1.6170 0.02744 671 347 234 90
71 Maybe skip the salmon mousse 1.6166 0.02786 673 354 223 96
72 As it turns out, the expiration dates aren’t just suggestions. 1.6161 0.02952 672 375 180 117
73 The potato salad is to die for. 1.6158 0.02818 708 387 206 115
74 I'm the ghost of fat to come. 1.6140 0.02931 645 351 192 102
75 Oh don’t mind me, I’m just Page 14 of the Lunesta side effects. 1.6137 0.03030 655 372 164 119
76 The leftover lobster salad is to die for. 1.6122 0.02978 637 351 182 104
77 Apparently the expiration date isn’t a suggestion. 1.6119 0.03003 639 356 175 108
78 Bad news: The milk isn’t the only thing that’s expiring tonight. 1.6089 0.03026 629 352 171 106
79 We'll be dead by morning. Eat the fried chicken AND the ice cream! 1.6088 0.02999 616 338 181 97
80 That cheesecake is to die for. 1.6087 0.03015 598 325 182 91
81 It looks like you've reached your expiration date, too. 1.6058 0.02864 619 327 209 83
82 They said, “Death by chocolate.” Who knew? 1.6044 0.03192 589 339 144 106
83 Oh go ahead, live a little. 1.6031 0.03005 577 310 186 81
84 I’m here to tell you that this habit of yours doesn’t end well. 1.6024 0.02989 576 308 189 79
85 That voice that said, "go to the light" - that wasn't the light they were talking about. 1.6014 0.03241 572 331 138 103
86 Chagall wants to know if he can have the leftover kugel. 1.6010 0.03087 579 321 168 90
87 Actually, you died an hour ago. So go for it. 1.6007 0.03084 611 348 159 104
88 I know you think I'm here to remind you about your diet. But what I would really like is a roast beef sandwich. 1.6003 0.03013 573 309 184 80
89 Of course you’re dreaming. Your refrigerator is never that full. 1.5986 0.03092 578 322 166 90
90 They told me to go towards the light. 1.5986 0.02960 563 297 195 71
91 The expiration dates are more important than you think” 1.5963 0.03187 545 305 155 85
92 ok, now walk into the light 1.5954 0.03104 571 319 164 88
93 I should try to talk you out of it, but I’m hungry too. 1.5947 0.03122 533 290 169 74
94 Everything has an expiration date. 1.5943 0.02976 557 296 191 70
95 Good News . . . there's no Kale in Heaven! 1.5906 0.03357 513 296 131 86
96 Hi. I'm part of your expanded Medicare coverage. 1.5886 0.03268 491 271 151 69
97 I am the ghost of elastic waistbands. 1.5886 0.03256 508 284 149 75
98 It won't matter. Just eat the cheesecake. 1.5886 0.03185 525 292 157 76
99 I was attracted by the light. 1.5884 0.03169 498 269 165 64
100 Any leftover wings? 1.5882 0.03458 442 245 134 63
101 Tonight, you will be haunted by three spirits: the Ghost of Pant-size Past, the Ghost of Pant-size Present and the Ghost of Pant-size Future. 1.5851 0.03370 511 298 127 86
102 Nobody in the house knows the Heimlich maneuver. 1.5839 0.03286 483 268 148 67
103 I am the ghost of heartburn yet to come . . . 1.5833 0.03418 480 276 128 76
104 Just think of me as the coronary fairy 1.5832 0.03275 475 261 151 63
105 You see,it WAS expired! 1.5827 0.03137 508 277 166 65
106 Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.5818 0.03387 495 287 128 80
107 Trust me, death by chocolate is not all it’s cracked up to be. 1.5804 0.03536 460 269 115 76
108 Remember when you said that cheesecake was “to die for”? 1.5796 0.03510 471 277 115 79
109 I'm your better angel, but not that much better. Is that a cupcake on the lower left? 1.5794 0.03448 466 268 126 72
110 Go for it. Life is short. 1.5789 0.03367 456 254 140 62
111 Tonight you’ll be visited by 3 cravings 1.5788 0.03438 463 265 128 70
112 Out of body, sure. But we're also out of mayonnaise. 1.5784 0.03505 472 278 115 79
113 Yeah, so that wasn't blue cheese 1.5775 0.03371 445 246 141 58
114 Harold, I am you from the future, here to warn - oh yum, is that cake I see?! 1.5771 0.03422 454 257 132 65
115 Remember saying you'd sell your soul for a midnight snack? 1.5763 0.03385 498 292 125 81
116 I already ate the angel food cake. 1.5753 0.03444 438 246 132 60
117 So, yeah — this doesn’t end well. 1.5753 0.03317 478 270 141 67
118 Trust me, it's expired. 1.5745 0.03287 463 256 148 59
119 Try the left-over chocolate angel food cake, it's to die for! 1.5739 0.03364 467 265 136 66
120 Guess who's calling in dead tomorrow? 1.5737 0.03663 434 258 103 73
121 Aneurysm. Totally unrelated. Enjoy that cake. 1.5737 0.03545 434 250 119 65
122 I’m you from tomorrow night. Don’t eat the chicken salad. 1.5737 0.03502 448 259 121 68
123 Welcome to Weightless Watchers! 1.5727 0.03566 440 257 114 69
124 Eat anything you want. You're having a heart attack in twenty minutes. 1.5721 0.03527 437 252 120 65
125 I say "go for it!" You only die once. 1.5717 0.03319 460 257 143 60
126 Take my word for it-expiration dates matter!! 1.5717 0.03309 467 262 143 62
127 What was in those brownies? I’m as high as a kite! 1.5717 0.03306 495 285 137 73
128 Harold, if you are seeing yourself floating, you ate the wrong mushrooms. 1.5711 0.03634 443 265 103 75
129 I'm your ghost from thirty minutes in the future. Don't have the sushi. 1.5708 0.03493 452 263 120 69
130 Don't hold back. It's your last meal 1.5708 0.03520 431 247 122 62
131 The leftover sushi is to die for." 1.5687 0.03689 415 245 104 66
132 The light goes off when you close the door 1.5676 0.03584 414 238 117 59
133 Go ahead, eat like there’s no tomorrow 1.5664 0.03595 429 252 111 66
134 Go ahead and eat something, life is short. Especially yours. 1.5649 0.03652 416 245 107 64
135 So many choices, so little time. 1.5639 0.03655 399 231 111 57
136 Am I dreaming that you're cheating on your diet, or are you dreaming that I can fly? 1.5639 0.03460 399 220 133 46
137 Trust the expiration dates 1.5634 0.03409 410 226 137 47
138 The voice said to go toward the light. 1.5631 0.03550 412 236 120 56
139 Your choice.....deviled eggs or angel food cake. 1.5606 0.03395 437 248 133 56
140 Just call me the ghost of indigestion future. 1.5599 0.03417 409 227 135 47
141 It was the salmon. 1.5599 0.03730 384 224 105 55
142 Bart immediately regretted eating the cookies that his son Ethan and his girlfriend Alyssa baked. 1.5587 0.03792 383 227 98 58
143 What you are having is what they call an out-of-ice-cream experience. 1.5582 0.03813 378 224 97 57
144 I'm going to keep appearing until you stop putting the peanut butter in the fridge. 1.5581 0.03654 387 223 112 52
145 She hid the brownies behind the kale 1.5580 0.03616 405 236 112 57
146 I ate the last piece of angel food cake. 1.5573 0.03446 393 217 133 43
147 Walk towards the light 1.5567 0.03609 406 237 112 57
148 Yes. Those were, in fact, magic mushrooms 1.5561 0.03811 383 229 95 59
149 I have been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty 1.5553 0.03765 416 256 89 71
150 There’s a reason for expiration dates” 1.5547 0.03441 411 232 130 49
151 Got any angel cake in there? 1.5544 0.03435 395 219 133 43
152 Trust me, that chicken is fine. 1.5544 0.03475 377 207 131 39
153 Trust me: eating this is not your final regret 1.5544 0.03786 377 223 99 55
154 You should probably begin checking expiration dates. Just a suggestion. 1.5531 0.03820 358 209 100 49
155 I am the Ghost of Calories Yet to Come. 1.5523 0.03442 411 233 129 49
156 Steven suddenly had an out of butter experience 1.5521 0.03886 355 210 94 51
157 You're going to die soon anyway. Eaaaaat the caaaaake! 1.5519 0.03436 395 220 132 43
158 I swear they looked just like regular brownies. 1.5506 0.03616 385 222 114 49
159 Fancy some soul food? 1.5506 0.03711 356 203 110 43
160 No, not the Ghost of Christmas past, the Ghost of Tuna-fish Casserole from 2 months ago. 1.5480 0.03728 354 203 108 43
161 I'm the ghost of Christmas past-its-sell-by--date. 1.5477 0.03651 398 236 106 56
162 you were what you ate 1.5476 0.03828 347 202 100 45
163 Eat like there is no tomorrow. 1.5471 0.03910 340 200 94 46
164 You’ll never guess what happens in five.” “Five what?” “Four. 1.5467 0.03966 353 214 85 54
165 You can eat that expired ham, or you can just come with me now. 1.5460 0.03927 348 208 90 50
166 Oh no, I'm not an angel. I'm you after you eat that. 1.5442 0.03750 362 212 103 47
167 Fat floats. 1.5435 0.04064 333 202 81 50
168 Trust me. You need to believe the ‘use by’ date. 1.5434 0.03816 346 202 100 44
169 I knew last night's lasagna was going to haunt me. 1.5432 0.03627 359 204 115 40
170 Looks like you’re past your expiration date. 1.5428 0.03762 339 194 106 39
171 we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty 1.5426 0.04175 352 225 63 64
172 Guess the milk isn't the only thing that's expired 1.5424 0.03836 354 210 96 48
173 It's expired. Trust me. 1.5412 0.03674 364 211 109 44
174 I recommend the bacon. In a month it won’t matter anyway. 1.5410 0.04103 329 201 78 50
175 Don't waste the rest of our life on oat milk—we trip down the stairs next year. 1.5392 0.04109 319 193 80 46
176 Wanna see if the light's still on when you close the door? 1.5392 0.03985 332 199 87 46
177 Just grab something, it’s not like it matters anymore. 1.5389 0.03768 360 213 100 47
178 Where you’re headed, there’s nothing but soul food. 1.5385 0.04027 325 195 85 45
179 I've come from the future: don't eat the potato salad. 1.5383 0.03781 366 219 97 50
180 In a lifetime of poor decisions, this one will be your worst. 1.5378 0.03729 357 209 104 44
181 Would it kill you to check the expiration date? 1.5373 0.04056 322 194 83 45
182 NOW will you get the vaccine? 1.5366 0.03976 328 196 88 44
183 I'm future Bill. Trust me, it's not cholesterol that kills you. Eat the pie. 1.5365 0.03924 315 183 95 37
184 Is there any angel food cake? 1.5347 0.03949 331 198 89 44
185 Take the cannoli. 1.5339 0.03810 339 199 99 41
186 You might as well eat the cheesecake. 1.5337 0.03748 341 198 104 39
187 I can't believe it wasn't butter. 1.5325 0.04148 308 187 78 43
188 I am what you eat. 1.5321 0.04057 312 187 84 41
189 Expiration dates matter. 1.5314 0.03959 303 176 93 34
190 Yesterday’s meatloaf is to die for. 1.5309 0.04133 307 186 79 42
191 Is there any angel food cake left? 1.5307 0.03455 375 213 125 37
192 The devil's food cake is to die for, but then again, the angel's food cake is killer. 1.5298 0.03997 302 177 90 35
193 As long as we're dreaming, can we say chocolate grows hair? 1.5298 0.03814 336 198 98 40
194 Yeah, it turns out that cholesterol was the least of your worries... 1.5296 0.03946 321 191 90 40
195 I’ll have whatever you have. 1.5294 0.03792 306 173 104 29
196 The cake's to die for! 1.5281 0.03960 303 177 92 34
197 It doesn't matter which food you choose, the bus is still going to hit you 1.5268 0.04282 298 185 69 44
198 I’m sorry, did you say you were dying for something sweet? 1.5267 0.04207 300 184 74 42
199 Remember when I told you that cheesecake was to die for? 1.5258 0.03946 329 199 87 43
200 Oh, and another thing... get the vaccine 1.5258 0.04139 291 174 81 36
201 Hello, we've been trying to reach you about your car's warranty." 1.5251 0.04451 299 193 55 51
202 Your future has no high cholesterol, no high blood sugar, and no high blood pressure...wanna guess why? 1.5240 0.04296 292 181 69 42
203 Grab me a slice of angel food cake while you're in there. 1.5240 0.03920 313 185 92 36
204 The mocha mousse is to die for. 1.5234 0.03948 321 193 88 40
205 I'm here to tell you the chocolate cake is to die for.... 1.5230 0.04227 283 171 76 36
206 Stop taking acid Dave, you're 40. 1.5216 0.04171 301 185 75 41
207 The angel from your other shoulder is asleep. Let's eat all the ice cream. 1.5215 0.04043 303 182 84 37
208 It’s the other light you are supposed to go towards. 1.5213 0.04024 305 183 85 37
209 the meringue galette is to die for" 1.5211 0.04066 284 167 86 31
210 Larry, we’re dead. Close the fridge.” Now let’s go scare the old lady. 1.5204 0.04164 294 179 77 38
211 I'll have whatever you're having. 1.5202 0.03873 321 191 93 37
212 So, tonight can I suggest we take the expiration dates a little more seriously? 1.5193 0.04205 285 173 76 36
213 Trust me, the chicken has spoiled. 1.5192 0.03956 312 187 88 37
214 Hello. I’m the ghost of six-agonizing-minutes-from-now and I’m here to warn you that nobody in this house knows the Heimlich maneuver. 1.5192 0.04085 312 192 78 42
215 Grab something fatty, the afterlife is awesome! 1.5189 0.03976 318 193 85 40
216 As he reached for the week old leftovers, George was visited by the Ghost of Bathroom Future. 1.5184 0.04220 299 186 71 42
217 The good news is, we no longer have high blood pressure... 1.5171 0.04101 292 176 81 35
218 You got any soul food? 1.5169 0.04322 267 162 72 33
219 More specifically, this is an Out of SHAPE Body Experience. 1.5167 0.04262 300 189 67 44
220 She hid the fudge cake behond the leftover kale salad 1.5164 0.04034 304 184 83 37
221 If I could do it all over again I'd have the whole cheesecake 1.5156 0.04075 289 173 83 33
222 I think you should know -- I've submitted my resignation as your conscience. 1.5150 0.04527 266 168 59 39
223 I am the ghost of future remorse. 1.5143 0.04468 280 179 58 43
224 This is your heart attack speaking!! 1.5143 0.03771 315 184 100 31
225 Hi there, I'm you from five minutes in the future. Please do not eat the week-old leftover ham! 1.5141 0.04098 284 170 82 32
226 Nothing too rich, it’ll give you nightmares. 1.5133 0.04098 263 153 85 25
227 That's right: the Ghost of Acid Reflux Past. 1.5117 0.04251 256 152 77 27
228 Eat all the dairy you want. It's not what's going to kill you. 1.5116 0.04065 301 184 80 37
229 I'll have what you're having 1.5115 0.04023 260 149 89 22
230 I think I ate the wrong brownie. 1.5114 0.04326 264 161 71 32
231 I took one of your Ambiens. 1.5103 0.03866 292 170 95 27
232 Like the milk, you've reached your expiration date. 1.5098 0.04040 255 146 88 21
233 Eat the kale. 1.5097 0.04275 257 154 75 28
234 Eat the chocolate cake! Turns out it doesn’t really matter if you do or don’t. 1.5095 0.04471 263 165 62 36
235 Don’t worry. Eat the cake. Eat the ice cream. You’re going to be run over by a Winnebago next week. 1.5092 0.04438 273 173 61 39
236 The lasagna is to die for 1.5089 0.04222 281 173 73 35
237 Got any more of that angel cake? 1.5079 0.04337 252 152 72 28
238 It was to die for. 1.5074 0.04190 270 163 77 30
239 Can’t sleep again? Try counting calories. 1.5060 0.04376 249 151 70 28
240 It was totally worth it. 1.5059 0.04397 253 155 68 30
241 Yes, the light really does go out when you shut the door. 1.5054 0.04214 279 172 73 34
242 Have some more of those mushrooms you picked.” 1.5041 0.04442 244 149 67 28
243 I am the Ghost of Diets Past. Screw it, Fred-- go for the cheesecake. 1.5040 0.04436 250 154 66 30
244 Is there something you should have told me about those brownies? 1.5038 0.04284 262 160 72 30
245 You will be visited tonight by three heartburns. 1.5038 0.04490 264 168 59 37
246 Eat away. Your soul's been saved to the cloud. 1.5021 0.04569 243 152 60 31
247 Guess which kind of mushrooms those were. 1.5020 0.04387 251 154 68 29
248 I’m not allowed to tell you the future. All I can say is, you can’t choke to death on yogurt. 1.5020 0.04502 253 159 61 33
249 Trust me, don't sniff it, go by the expiration date. 1.5000 0.04048 280 169 82 29
250 I am the Ghost of the Freshness Date Past. 1.5000 0.04499 248 155 62 31
251 I strongly suggest you read the expiration date. 1.5000 0.04165 254 151 79 24
252 Unfortunately that’s not just the fridge light you’re seeing 1.4982 0.04298 277 175 66 36
253 Yes, I'm you. I was allowed to come back just this once ... to warn you about those anchovies. 1.4981 0.03984 267 157 87 23
254 Hi, I'm your ghost of midnight repasts. 1.4981 0.04497 261 167 58 36
255 It's going to kill you, but it'll be worth it. 1.4980 0.04109 249 146 82 21
256 Take anything you like, you'll be hit by a truck anyway 1.4979 0.04709 241 155 52 34
257 I’m the 80 lbs you lost last year. Shut the freakin’ door or I’ll be right back. 1.4966 0.04238 290 185 66 39
258 Go ahead. Have that cream puff. This is just a dream. 1.4964 0.04172 280 174 73 33
259 Be sure to check the expiration dates! 1.4961 0.04368 258 161 66 31
260 It was worth it. Go ahead. 1.4961 0.04252 256 156 73 27
261 Don't panic. You're just having an out of butter experience. 1.4961 0.04287 256 157 71 28
262 They tasted like regular brownies. 1.4957 0.04662 234 148 56 30
263 Hello George - I am the ghost of diabetes future 1.4957 0.05000 232 155 39 38
264 Trust me. It won't matter. 1.4957 0.04683 230 145 56 29
265 Anything but the egg salad ... Trust me. 1.4943 0.04281 265 165 69 31
266 Go nuts, we're getting run over tomorrow. 1.4937 0.04511 239 149 62 28
267 I guess we bought the wrong mushrooms 1.4937 0.04511 239 149 62 28
268 Whaaat?!? You never heard of the ghost of calories passed? 1.4936 0.04237 235 139 76 20
269 So this is the light at the end of the tunnel?? 1.4933 0.04622 223 138 60 25
270 You are going to eat the leftover tuna casserole and you are going to regret it. 1.4921 0.04301 252 155 70 27
271 I am the Ghost of Leftovers Future. Beware the milk. 1.4919 0.04080 248 146 82 20
272 Due to staffing shortages, tonight I will be serving as both good and bad conscience. 1.4917 0.04687 240 155 52 33
273 Marc Chagall, and you are? 1.4916 0.04641 238 152 55 31
274 The soufflé is to die for 1.4916 0.04679 238 153 53 32
275 Those mushrooms in your omelette didn't come from the market. 1.4915 0.04553 236 148 60 28
276 Of course you're dreaming. Your wife ate the leftover cobbler an hour ago. 1.4915 0.04461 234 144 65 25
277 Oh, hi there! I'm the Cholesterol Fairy and I just wanted to let you know you're two baloney sandwiches away from teaming up with me. 1.4914 0.04141 291 184 71 36
278 A moment on the lips is an afterlife on the hips 1.4905 0.04133 263 160 77 26
279 Don’t worry, it’s just the Ambien. 1.4902 0.04227 255 156 73 26
280 Go ahead, have the cheesecake, it's to die for! 1.4900 0.04494 251 160 59 32
281 Go ahead eat the bacon. Heaven’s real. 1.4900 0.04458 251 159 61 31
282 sorry, I ate the last slice 1.4898 0.04074 245 144 82 19
283 Would it kill you to eat healthy? 1.4895 0.04459 237 147 64 26
284 No heaven, no hell, no nothing. So go nuts. 1.4894 0.04487 235 146 63 26
285 Turns out expiration dates aren't just guidelines 1.4893 0.04597 233 147 58 28
286 I think we might’ve had a little bit too much of the death by chocolate. 1.4891 0.04446 229 140 66 23
287 Not all expiration dates are just suggestions. 1.4889 0.04504 225 138 64 23
288 This is no time for celery. 1.4889 0.04591 225 140 60 25
289 P'SSST...THAT'S THE REFRIGERATOR NOT THE BATHROOM.... 1.4888 0.04793 223 143 51 29
290 I'm your bad angel. The good angel quit. 1.4887 0.04868 221 143 48 30
291 Hi I’m the ghost of midnight repasts! 1.4887 0.04826 221 142 50 29
292 A message from your future self: avoid the potato salad. 1.4880 0.04399 250 157 64 29
293 Skipping the Mayo at this point, doesn’t really make a difference. 1.4876 0.04109 242 143 80 19
294 If we wait 'til after midnight we can call it breakfast. 1.4871 0.04571 232 146 59 27
295 Ben's twin brother had a habit of showing up at the exact right time to help with life's toughest decisions. 1.4868 0.04713 228 146 53 29
296 I'm from the future. Don't eat the meatloaf. 1.4868 0.04546 228 142 61 25
297 Easy for you, I'm the one who has to levitate. 1.4861 0.04593 216 133 61 22
298 Enjoy that last thick steak, I'll see you in ten minutes. 1.4861 0.04458 251 160 60 31
299 Really Larry, did you have to say you’d die for another piece of cheesecake? 1.4858 0.04844 212 135 51 26
300 I'd avoid the salmon from last week. 1.4856 0.04493 243 154 60 29
301 The ice cream will make you feel like you died and went to heaven. 1.4856 0.04530 243 155 58 30
302 Try the angel food cake. It’s lighter than air. 1.4854 0.04392 239 148 66 25
303 Is there any Angel Food Cake in there? 1.4851 0.04279 235 142 72 21
304 Think of me as ‘The Ghost of Heartburn Yet To Come’ 1.4850 0.04474 233 145 63 25
305 Common side effects may include somnambulism, hallucinations, and out-of-body experiences. 1.4847 0.04315 229 138 71 20
306 How about a slice of the angel food cake? 1.4834 0.04574 211 129 62 20
307 I may be weightless, but you are 260 pounds. 1.4833 0.04457 240 151 62 27
308 I'm the ghost of five pounds in the future. 1.4832 0.04445 238 149 63 26
309 This is a dream. The fridge is never this full. 1.4828 0.04651 232 149 54 29
310 Eat the high fat chocolate, moca-poca, fudge, pecan high caloric ice cream, Murry. We're gonna get hit by a truck next Thursday. 1.4815 0.04454 243 154 61 28
311 I came back from the dead to tell you the milk is…very bad. 1.4815 0.04592 216 134 60 22
312 That ham sandwich is to die for 1.4812 0.04310 239 147 69 23
313 Yeah, I never paid attention to sell-by dates either. 1.4810 0.04589 210 129 61 20
314 I'm your better angel. Make me a sandwich, too. 1.4809 0.04566 235 150 57 28
315 Chagall says "Hi" 1.4809 0.04799 235 156 45 34
316 It DOES have nuts in it! 1.4805 0.04625 231 148 55 28
317 If you’re looking for the angel food cake, it’s all gone. 1.4805 0.04625 231 148 55 28
318 It’s your twin brother Carl. Don’t eat your leftover fish. 1.4800 0.04368 225 137 68 20
319 That egg salad is fine, but you really should have gotten vaccinated. 1.4798 0.04706 223 143 53 27
320 I am looking for some soul food! 1.4793 0.04714 217 138 54 25
321 Have at it. Weightlessness isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.4784 0.04403 232 144 65 23
322 I wouldn't eat that if I were you. And I am. 1.4783 0.04557 230 146 58 26
323 The leftover pastrami is to die for! 1.4766 0.04403 235 147 64 24
324 If there’s any angel food cake left, I’d like a piece. 1.4764 0.04749 212 135 53 24
325 Last time you ate the leftover spicy Thai, we had quite the adventure... 1.4764 0.04260 233 142 71 20
326 If you’re looking for happiness, it’s in the cheese drawer. 1.4760 0.04619 208 129 59 20
327 Go towards the Bud Light. 1.4758 0.04386 248 158 62 28
328 expiration dates are a thing 1.4752 0.04230 242 149 71 22
329 They weren’t joking about that ‘best by’ date. 1.4744 0.04699 215 137 54 24
330 I'm having an out of refrigerator experience 1.4742 0.04825 213 138 49 26
331 Yes, I am your conscience. Let’s eat. 1.4737 0.04458 228 143 62 23
332 soul food? 1.4737 0.04501 228 144 60 24
333 The lesser-known ghost of Christmas leftovers 1.4737 0.04399 209 126 67 16
334 The leftover meatloaf is to die for! 1.4732 0.04689 224 145 52 27
335 The cheesecake was to die for! 1.4726 0.04375 237 149 64 24
336 Trust me...the light DOES go off... 1.4725 0.04466 218 135 63 20
337 How do you THINK I know that there's trichinosis in the leftover ham sandwich?" 1.4721 0.05015 197 128 45 24
338 Eat it. Wash the plate and put it away. She will never know. 1.4720 0.06178 125 80 31 14
339 Don't overthink it. 1.4718 0.04616 195 119 60 16
340 May I suggest soul food? 1.4709 0.04439 223 139 63 21
341 The Angel Food Cake is mine. 1.4706 0.04785 204 130 52 22
342 I will visit until you are vaccinated and encourage everyone to do the same. 1.4703 0.04635 219 140 55 24
343 Can I suggest the Angel Food cake? 1.4697 0.04943 198 128 47 23
344 Have the angel food cake. It is an out of body experience. 1.4697 0.04731 198 124 55 19
345 I know that I'm supposed to be the good angel, but grab two pieces of the left-over pie. 1.4692 0.04521 211 131 61 19
346 I'm the ghost of heartburn future. 1.4689 0.04749 209 134 52 23
347 I go out when the door is closed. 1.4688 0.04424 224 140 63 21
348 No! The light at the end of the tunnel! 1.4686 0.04880 207 135 47 25
349 The light really does go off when you close the door. 1.4686 0.04880 207 135 47 25
350 That’s why they call it ‘soul food.’ 1.4673 0.04325 214 130 68 16
351 I will be followed by the ghost of indigestion. 1.4672 0.04693 229 151 49 29
352 So, have you ever tried real soul food? 1.4667 0.04783 195 123 53 19
353 You’re going to regret this tomorrow 1.4660 0.04681 191 118 57 16
354 Turns out if you open it enough times, something new does appear! 1.4654 0.04665 217 140 53 24
355 We get hit by a bus tomorrow,so eat that last piece of cake! 1.4653 0.04662 202 127 56 19
356 Fred, we’re DEAD. Turns out, Ethel’s cooking WAS “to die for.” 1.4652 0.04751 187 116 55 16
357 The spirit is willing and the flesh is weak. 1.4650 0.04801 200 128 51 21
358 I'm you twenty minutes from now. Which do you want first, the good news or the bad news? 1.4648 0.04776 213 139 49 25
359 OK. You're a handsome devil and your fridge is full. What's your third wish? 1.4645 0.04824 183 114 53 16
360 That mayo's gone bad, trust me. 1.4645 0.04809 211 138 48 25
361 Don't eat the cod...trust me. 1.4638 0.04732 207 133 52 22
362 Turns out,expiration dates are kinda important. 1.4638 0.04732 207 133 52 22
363 I’m you tomorrow if you eat that tonight. 1.4627 0.04624 201 126 57 18
364 I’d get it to go if I were you.” 1.4626 0.04712 214 139 51 24
365 Don't bother eating healthy, it's too late. 1.4623 0.04974 199 131 44 24
366 Really? After you brushed your teeth ? 1.4623 0.04657 199 125 56 18
367 Take care; I'm not the only thing in this room thats expired. 1.4619 0.04682 210 135 53 22
368 Your astral self would love a light beer right now. 1.4608 0.04628 204 129 56 19
369 Trust me. Expiration dates are a thing. 1.4602 0.04348 226 142 64 20
370 Take it from me. Give yesterday’s Clams Casino a pass. 1.4601 0.04487 213 134 60 19
371 I told you to stay away from those mushrooms. 1.4599 0.05099 187 123 42 22
372 It's me, the Ghost of Crème Brûlées Past. 1.4596 0.04888 198 129 47 22
373 A friendly reminder: check the expiration dates. 1.4595 0.05456 148 94 40 14
374 I thought I’d find you here. 1.4591 0.04141 220 133 73 14
375 Hi, I’m the Ghost of Reflux Future… 1.4586 0.05046 181 117 45 19
376 Our mother sent me to remind you to put down the toilet seat, and shut the damn refrigerator door, you're wasting electricity. 1.4579 0.04983 190 124 45 21
377 The meatloaf gave me this incredible gas. 1.4574 0.05244 188 127 36 25
378 I am the ghost of cold cuts past. 1.4564 0.04667 195 123 55 17
379 Well, it turns out it's not OK to eat raw cookie dough. 1.4564 0.04610 195 122 57 16
380 Maybe you should pack that to go. 1.4560 0.05143 182 120 41 21
381 Yeah, those "use by dates" are the real deal. 1.4560 0.04701 193 122 54 17
382 A little brie and I can put in a good word with the big guy. 1.4559 0.04626 204 130 55 19
383 No moral fiber in there. 1.4555 0.04677 191 120 55 16
384 Would you save some of the soul food for me? 1.4550 0.04583 200 126 57 17
385 A moment on the lips, an eternity on the hips 1.4550 0.04565 211 135 56 20
386 Just poppin' in from the future. You should probably steer clear of that egg salad. 1.4545 0.04338 209 129 65 15
387 The answer is not in the refrigerator 1.4541 0.04690 218 144 49 25
388 I’m the spirit of lab reports yet to come. 1.4540 0.05192 174 114 41 19
389 I go on an out-of-body experience for five minutes, and here you are stuffing your face” 1.4540 0.05255 174 115 39 20
390 Any soul food? 1.4536 0.04795 194 125 50 19
391 I am the ghost of weight yet to come! 1.4536 0.05407 183 126 31 26
392 Carrots. Eat the carrots. 1.4530 0.04663 181 112 56 13
393 Could you grab the Angel Food cake? 1.4529 0.04869 170 106 51 13
394 Dude, that angel food cake literally has my name on it 1.4529 0.05147 170 110 43 17
395 Hello, past self. Eat that cake, you are going to die anyway. 1.4528 0.04834 212 142 44 26
396 I am the Ghost of Acid Reflux Yet to Come! 1.4526 0.04924 190 124 46 20
397 Got any soul food in there? 1.4525 0.04831 179 113 51 15
398 The Ghost of Midnight Snack 1.4523 0.04598 199 126 56 17
399 I'm the ghost of heartburn-yet-to-come. Stay away from the cacciatore. 1.4523 0.04653 199 127 54 18
400 Have the cheesecake. You're hit by lightening in six months. 1.4521 0.04905 188 122 47 19
401 Try the angel food. It's heavenly. 1.4511 0.04861 184 118 49 17
402 You can always blame the Ambien. 1.4511 0.04545 184 113 59 12
403 I want Soul food 1.4505 0.04812 202 133 47 22
404 Take it from me, your best option is the angel food cake. 1.4503 0.04988 171 109 47 15
405 I’ve come to tell you it’s ok to believe it’s not butter. 1.4502 0.04660 211 138 51 22
406 Tonight you will be visited by three gastrointestinal disturbances. 1.4497 0.05498 169 115 32 22
407 Dinner made me a little gassy. 1.4492 0.04744 187 119 52 16
408 We’ve been trying to reach you about your milk’s extended warranty 1.4492 0.04863 187 121 48 18
409 I'm the ghost of leftovers future. Stay away from the pot roast. 1.4491 0.05072 167 107 45 15
410 Every time the microwave dings, an angel gets his wings. 1.4491 0.04928 167 105 49 13
411 No, I am not your conscience. I'm your excuse. 1.4490 0.05025 196 132 40 24
412 Check the expiration 1.4490 0.05215 147 92 44 11
413 Any angel food cake left? 1.4489 0.05145 176 116 41 19
414 She hid the cake behind the broccoli. 1.4488 0.04606 205 132 54 19
415 You’re having an “out of refrigerator” experience. 1.4486 0.04841 185 119 49 17
416 You have turned on celestial notifications in your dieting app. 1.4486 0.04655 185 116 55 14
417 I’d go for the angel food cake. 1.4485 0.05258 165 108 40 17
418 You’ll regret it later. Trust me. 1.4483 0.04858 174 110 50 14
419 I'd rethink the triple chocolate cheesecake. 1.4475 0.04854 181 116 49 16
420 Believe the expiration date. 1.4475 0.04979 181 118 45 18
421 I’m the spirit of diets past. 1.4469 0.05142 179 119 40 20
422 I am the Ghost of Meatloaf Past… 1.4468 0.04959 188 124 44 20
423 So that cookie dough expiration date is not a suggestion. 1.4468 0.04724 188 120 52 16
424 Ambien strikes again. 1.4464 0.04182 224 140 68 16
425 Got any Angel Food Cake in there? 1.4463 0.05246 177 119 37 21
426 Yeah about that angel cake…” 1.4457 0.04858 184 119 48 17
427 Spoiler alert: You're going to choke on that drumstick, and well... 1.4455 0.04706 202 132 50 20
428 Don't drink that expired milk - trust me. 1.4451 0.05136 164 106 43 15
429 This is what happens if you shake the kombucha 1.4451 0.05018 182 120 43 19
430 You'll never guess what happens next. 1.4451 0.04508 182 112 59 11
431 Don't. It'll come back to haunt you.." 1.4444 0.04934 180 117 46 17
432 Spoiler alert from your future: Beware of the pickled herring. 1.4444 0.04871 180 116 48 16
433 I'm you from 3 hours in the future - don't drink the milk 1.4444 0.05398 162 108 36 18
434 Go toward the light. 1.4444 0.04827 198 131 46 21
435 Go on! Have two! 1.4438 0.04844 178 114 49 15
436 The eclairs are to die for. 1.4438 0.04712 178 112 53 13
437 Hello, I saw your light was on. 1.4438 0.04811 169 106 51 12
438 Did you hear what the doc said about side effects? I was barely listening. 1.4438 0.05074 160 102 45 13
439 Yes, the chicken will kill you. But the afterlife forgives student loan debt so it's cool. 1.4432 0.05189 185 126 36 23
440 Trust me. The fastest way to the afterlife is the steak tartare. 1.4432 0.05245 185 127 34 24
441 The mousse is to die for! 1.4432 0.05016 185 123 42 20
442 “There ain’t no pastrami in heaven, get it while you can.” 1.4427 0.04825 192 126 47 19
443 Good evening. I am the ghost of diets past. 1.4424 0.05324 165 110 37 18
444 Good news! You won't be needing that refrigerator much longer. 1.4421 0.04975 190 127 42 21
445 What was in that brownie?! 1.4421 0.04566 190 120 56 14
446 You might want to rethink your anti-vaxx position. 1.4420 0.05157 181 122 38 21
447 It’s a dream, Carl. Since when do we have food in our fridge? 1.4420 0.04850 181 117 48 16
448 I warned us, that cake was to die for. 1.4415 0.04840 188 123 47 18
449 Whenever a fridge door is opened past midnight, a Food Spirit gets his wings” 1.4413 0.05139 179 120 39 20
450 Peter Pan HAD gotten old, and fat to boot. Wendy was now Andrew which was equally surprising. 1.4413 0.05077 179 119 41 19
451 Keep telling yourself a light snack can't hurt 1.4412 0.05003 170 110 45 15
452 Red bull? At this hour of night? 1.4410 0.05275 161 106 39 16
453 get out of there…you’re not supposed to be….ooohhh is that leftover meatloaf?? 1.4407 0.04795 177 113 50 14
454 I was looking for something to raise my spirit 1.4402 0.04793 184 119 49 16
455 Beware the curds from March. 1.4400 0.04944 200 136 40 24
456 Hi there. Are you fully satisfied with your current car insurance provider? 1.4395 0.05447 157 105 35 17
457 I am the ghost of snacking past 1.4393 0.05007 173 113 44 16
458 Ok you’re going to choke on the wings, but they’re worth it. 1.4392 0.04642 189 121 53 15
459 The leftover lasagna in the green Tupperware may have been there longer than you remember. Just sayin'. 1.4390 0.04277 205 128 64 13
460 Got any soul food? 1.4379 0.04733 169 106 52 11
461 I am the ghost of larger pants to come. 1.4379 0.05091 169 111 42 16
462 I'm you from a parallel universe. You are still bald. 1.4378 0.04584 185 117 55 13
463 I am the Ghost of New Year's Resolutions Past and I'm here to remind you it's only January third. 1.4375 0.04707 192 125 50 17
464 Trust me. Eat the angel food cake. 1.4375 0.04879 176 114 47 15
465 If I were you, Frank, and I am, I'd stay away from that really dry choking-inducing ham sandwich. Trust me. 1.4375 0.05443 160 108 34 18
466 As Bill ended his diet, his will to live returned 1.4375 0.05201 176 119 37 20
467 'To die for,' wasn't hyperbole. 1.4368 0.05051 174 115 42 17
468 I'm here from the future to tell you that the expiration date on the cheese curds does in fact matter. 1.4368 0.04781 174 111 50 13
469 Yes! The light at the end of the refrigerator! 1.4367 0.04954 158 100 47 11
470 Have you been to the Chagall exhibition? 1.4365 0.05033 181 121 41 19
471 Don’t eat the egg salad. Trust me. 1.4365 0.05093 181 122 39 20
472 I think we've had enough edibles for one night. 1.4365 0.05033 181 121 41 19
473 Gary knew that 5 day old curry would come back to haunt him… 1.4364 0.04693 220 150 44 26
474 I'll have the angel food cake 1.4362 0.04470 188 118 58 12
475 You've got to try the cheesecake. It's to die for! 1.4356 0.04539 202 131 54 17
476 Psst ! The ice cream is in the freezer. 1.4355 0.04691 186 120 51 15
477 I am the ghost of weight loss efforts past. 1.4353 0.05136 170 113 40 17
478 Do you have any more angel food cake? 1.4353 0.04929 170 110 46 14
479 Pssst! Check the “ Best by” date on the bologna. 1.4350 0.04733 200 133 47 20
480 Sorry, I ate the angel food cake. It’s what I do. 1.4346 0.04604 191 123 53 15
481 I’m you, Ted. You’re having an out of mayo experience. 1.4345 0.05180 168 112 39 17
482 The rule is, 'Starve a fever. Feed an out of body experience.' 1.4343 0.04767 198 132 46 20
483 If you eat it and die I get my wings! 1.4343 0.04963 175 115 44 16
484 NOW can you believe it’s not butter? 1.4342 0.05497 152 102 34 16
485 Remember - dieting is eating food that make you sad 1.4339 0.04638 189 122 52 15
486 Stay away from the mushrooms. 1.4329 0.04979 164 106 45 13
487 I’ll tell you what keeps me up at night. 1.4329 0.05053 164 107 43 14
488 Finish the Alfredo. See you shortly. 1.4328 0.04714 201 134 47 20
489 You might stop counting calories and start counting days. Just saying. 1.4327 0.04976 171 112 44 15
490 I'm here to tell you to eat what you want. It's not gonna matter. 1.4326 0.04836 178 116 47 15
491 I'm your guardian angel, so I'll eat the other half of the cake. 1.4324 0.04830 185 122 46 17
492 I'm recommending the wings. 1.4321 0.05021 162 105 44 13
493 She hid the good stuff behind the kale 1.4320 0.05290 169 115 35 19
494 Just call me angel of the morning, baby. 1.4318 0.05134 176 119 38 19
495 Yes it’s a dream, but which one of us is dreaming? 1.4318 0.04941 176 116 44 16
496 Actually, high cholesterol gives you wings. 1.4316 0.04558 190 122 54 14
497 Angel food cake please. 1.4314 0.05227 153 100 40 13
498 Dude, trust me, it wasn’t worth it. 1.4312 0.05292 160 107 37 16
499 Don't eat the mushrooms... 1.4311 0.04766 167 106 50 11
500 To be honest, I’d eat it again 1.4311 0.04766 167 106 50 11
501 We should have thrown out the gas station sushi. 1.4310 0.04845 174 113 47 14
502 Well, first you'll see this bright light... 1.4309 0.04891 188 126 43 19
503 Load up on the bacon. It's great up here! 1.4305 0.05600 151 103 31 17
504 No no no eat the shrimp. It's definitely still fine. 1.4303 0.05102 165 109 41 15
505 Do you have anything for gas 1.4303 0.05245 165 111 37 17
506 I'm Not supposed to interfere, but let me just say you and the shellfish have the same expiration date. 1.4303 0.05315 165 112 35 18
507 Do - and die. 1.4302 0.04884 172 112 46 14
508 The angel food cake looks tempting. 1.4302 0.04750 179 116 49 14
509 I am the ghost of this repast. 1.4300 0.04613 207 138 49 20
510 You're attempting to fill a void that can never be filled unless, of course, you still have that cannoli from Ferrara's. 1.4295 0.04972 149 94 46 9
511 the good cannabis is in the back 1.4295 0.05409 149 99 36 14
512 As long as we're astral projecting here, could you project me a ham on rye with mustard? 1.4295 0.05062 149 95 44 10
513 I have come from the future to tell you not to eat that mayonnaise 1.4295 0.05324 149 98 38 13
514 Here's a tip: avoid the fish. 1.4295 0.05465 156 106 33 17
515 I'm in the mood for something light. 1.4294 0.05146 163 108 40 15
516 Marty reconsiders after a visit from the Ghost of Yom Kippur Past 1.4286 0.05007 182 123 40 19
517 So that’ll be one chicken soup for the soul then? 1.4286 0.05281 154 102 38 14
518 No, I'm the ghost of crispness passed. 1.4278 0.05050 194 135 35 24
519 Let's review the side effects of Ambien. 1.4278 0.04966 187 127 40 20
520 Sleep eating: all the fun, none of the calories. 1.4277 0.05078 166 110 41 15
521 I am the Ghost From 10 Minutes From Now. Don't do it. 1.4277 0.05161 159 105 40 14
522 Dr. Finkelstein said to call anytime day or night if you saw any floaters. 1.4276 0.05248 152 100 39 13
523 I’m the ghost of Later Tonight. 1.4271 0.04469 199 129 55 15
524 Hurry up Bob! We’re back in school and this time everyone is naked. 1.4259 0.05166 162 108 39 15
525 This is your Conscience speaking . Save me a slice ! 1.4258 0.05254 155 103 38 14
526 It’s a death by chocolate situation. 1.4256 0.04646 195 129 49 17
527 Which one of us is dreaming? 1.4254 0.04838 181 120 45 16
528 Trust me, that Death- by-chocolate is to die for! 1.4251 0.05195 167 113 37 17
529 They told you that you would have weird dreams if you ate a big snack after midnight, but you just wouldn't listen, would you? 1.4250 0.04980 160 104 44 12
530 I am the ghost of leftovers past. 1.4247 0.04983 186 127 39 20
531 You’re dead. One last pint of ice cream won’t hurt.” 1.4247 0.04924 186 126 41 19
532 Forget the diet. Eat, drink, and be merry. 1.4247 0.05397 146 97 36 13
533 Just a light snack for me. 1.4246 0.04939 179 120 42 17
534 Your conscience is off tonight - I'm just a temp. Have whatever you want. 1.4244 0.05281 172 119 33 20
535 Trust me- the cheesecake is heavenly! 1.4244 0.04537 205 136 51 18
536 Add a whole turkey to the shopping list. Also a sheet cake, 2 taco pizzas and more Ambien. 1.4238 0.05011 151 97 44 10
537 I recommend the angel's food cake. 1.4236 0.05879 144 101 25 18
538 I have come from the future to say you will have a heart attack, but the pudding is worth it. 1.4235 0.04989 170 113 42 15
539 Can you guess what date we have in common with that milk? 1.4231 0.05383 156 106 34 16
540 Hi, future self here. I recommend mixed greens and an iced tea. 1.4228 0.05568 149 102 31 16
541 That angel food cake is for me Harry. 1.4228 0.05568 149 102 31 16
542 When I was told this cake would raise my spirits, I didn't think they were serious. 1.4226 0.05373 168 117 31 20
543 Check the date on the milk. 1.4222 0.04658 180 117 50 13
544 The chicken is to die for. 1.4220 0.04926 173 115 43 15
545 Do it. Totally worth it. 1.4218 0.05454 147 99 34 14
546 This is your conscience speaking … put the handle down and move away from the fridge 1.4214 0.05741 140 96 29 15
547 I'm dying for some angel cake. 1.4214 0.04998 159 104 43 12
548 I am the ghost of three hours from now. Use mayonnaise instead of brown mustard. You'll thank me tomorrow. 1.4214 0.05155 159 106 39 14
549 I am the ghost of your stupidity. Stop eating hotdogs wrapped in bacon. 1.4211 0.05405 152 103 34 15
550 Trust me — you want to throw out that tuna. 1.4211 0.04966 171 114 42 15
551 I'm the ghost of breakfasts future 1.4208 0.04919 183 124 41 18
552 I think we should just have something light. 1.4207 0.04968 164 108 43 13
553 Well, you knew that burrito was going to come back and haunt you. 1.4207 0.05260 164 112 35 17
554 I thought I saw an angel food cake in there. 1.4203 0.05521 138 92 34 12
555 Yes sure! This is only a dream, it won’t matter if you finish all of that cheesecake 1.4202 0.04824 188 127 43 18
556 A moment on your lips, forever on your hips. 1.4201 0.04936 169 112 43 14
557 If you are looking for the magic mushrooms, I already ate them.” 1.4198 0.06029 131 91 25 15
558 I'm the Ghost of Croissants Past. 1.4198 0.04933 162 106 44 12
559 I’m your Fairy Food Father 1.4196 0.05382 143 95 36 12
560 I peed in your sink. 1.4196 0.05989 143 102 22 19
561 The light does not stay on, trust me! 1.4196 0.05737 143 99 28 16
562 Saw the light on, thought I’d drop in 1.4194 0.04800 186 125 44 17
563 Last chance- don’t eat that cake your wife is saving for later. 1.4190 0.04605 179 116 51 12
564 You're having an 'out-of-baloney' experience. 1.4189 0.05509 148 101 32 15
565 This is your conscience speaking. You can have your cake if I can eat it too. 1.4187 0.05053 160 106 41 13
566 I wouldn’t drink the milk. Learned the hard way. 1.4187 0.04974 160 105 43 12
567 Think of it more like an out-of-body mass index experience. 1.4183 0.05688 153 108 26 19
568 If you’re looking for the spirits, we’re in the cellar. 1.4177 0.05404 158 109 32 17
569 Take it from me. Trying to fill that spiritual void with food doesn't work. 1.4172 0.05177 151 100 39 12
570 You die tomorrow,so you might as well 1.4172 0.05061 163 109 40 14
571 don’t eat the Angel food cake, it’s mine 1.4167 0.05531 144 98 32 14
572 BOY! This refrigerator is just like the one down at the morgue! 1.4167 0.05300 156 106 35 15
573 Psst! Grab another one of those pot brownies, the first one didn’t work. 1.4167 0.05025 168 113 40 15
574 I was sent to tell you about the weight requirement to get through the Pearly Gates. 1.4161 0.05479 149 102 32 15
575 I'm personally in the mood for soul food. 1.4157 0.04994 166 111 41 14
576 I'm not supposed to say this, but life's REALLY short - so, go for the pie. 1.4156 0.05187 154 103 38 13
577 And I am the Ghost of Heartburn Yet To Come. 1.4155 0.05763 142 99 27 16
578 I'm from the future. Stay away from that mayonnaise. 1.4152 0.04960 171 115 41 15
579 Did someone say angel food cake? 1.4152 0.04819 171 113 45 13
580 Did someone say soul food? 1.4151 0.05071 159 106 40 13
581 The triple cream brie may kill you, but it will be worth it. 1.4151 0.05149 159 107 38 14
582 Step into the light 1.4151 0.04830 159 103 46 10
583 Try the pastrami. It's to die for.... 1.4150 0.05094 147 96 41 10
584 Your vehicle’s warranty is up for renewal. 1.4150 0.05779 147 104 25 18
585 I'm a figment of your indigestion. There isn't an antacid in there by any chance? 1.4148 0.05085 135 86 42 7
586 I saw the light on so thought I'd drop in. 1.4145 0.05317 152 103 35 14
587 Yes this is a dream. But calories are still gonna count. 1.4145 0.05234 152 102 37 13
588 Remember, late night snacking causes hallucinations. 1.4140 0.05500 157 110 29 18
589 Yes, the potato salad is great -- but it's what's keeping me up. 1.4140 0.05035 157 104 41 12
590 The egg salad will kill you, but it's worth it." 1.4140 0.04795 186 126 43 17
591 Make that two. 1.4138 0.05233 145 96 38 11
592 Quick! Bev's on her way down. Shut the door and start sleepwalking! 1.4129 0.05241 155 105 36 14
593 You were right, sweet dreams are made of cheese 1.4126 0.05282 143 95 37 11
594 Don’t worry…calories consumed between midnight and sunrise never count. 1.4126 0.05729 143 100 27 16
595 Stan. I am the ghost of 3 a.m. leftover dumplings future. Close the door and walk away. 1.4125 0.05123 160 108 38 14
596 It's 8 A.M. somewhere. 1.4121 0.04786 165 108 46 11
597 Better not. That makes you gassy. 1.4121 0.04938 165 110 42 13
598 I'm the ghost of diets passed. 1.4118 0.05449 153 106 31 16
599 Do you really want to be the guy that died from choking on leftover Chinese food in his robe at 2 AM? 1.4118 0.05855 136 95 26 15
600 Hi, my name is Mark. I'll be your conscience tonight. May I suggest the leftover pizza. 1.4118 0.05267 136 89 38 9
601 Well, the expiration date apparently does mean something. 1.4113 0.05237 141 93 38 10
602 You finish the pie, I'll reheat the self-loathing. 1.4110 0.05486 163 116 27 20
603 We're gonna need a bigger belt. 1.4110 0.05054 163 110 39 14
604 You won't find it. I saw you take it last night. 1.4110 0.05294 146 98 36 12
605 You did the same thing in your last life and look where it got you! 1.4104 0.05213 134 87 39 8
606 I admit it,I ate all the angel cake! 1.4097 0.05524 144 99 31 14
607 I’m your DairyGodfather reminding you not to choose that lactose free milk! 1.4096 0.04839 166 110 44 12
608 So that's the light at the end of the tunnel. 1.4094 0.05304 149 101 35 13
609 I’m you after you eat the tainted chicken salad. It’s pretty simple, really. 1.4094 0.05635 149 105 27 17
610 That expiration date ... it's just a suggestion, not a rule 1.4091 0.04841 154 100 45 9
611 Let's just say your next meal might not be for awhile. 1.4085 0.04801 164 108 45 11
612 It's me, The Ghost of Heartburn Future. 1.4083 0.04852 169 113 43 13
613 I had a root beer float. 1.4082 0.05525 147 102 30 15
614 I just wanted to let you know that this is a dream…so eat whatever you want without guilt…except the tiramisu, that’s mine 1.4082 0.05354 147 100 34 13
615 Try the souffle...It's unbelieveably light. 1.4079 0.05227 152 103 36 13
616 I’m the Ghost of No Impulse Control Past— hey, is that cake? 1.4078 0.04593 179 118 49 12
617 Dibs on the piece of angel food cake. 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
618 Just here for seconds 1.4077 0.05747 130 89 29 12
619 Eat the cake, there's a great gym in Heaven! 1.4076 0.05188 157 107 36 14
620 You’re having an out-of-butter experience. 1.4076 0.05108 157 106 38 13
621 I had the month-old beef once! 1.4074 0.05222 162 112 34 16
622 That whole 'lifetime on the hips' thing... not gonna be an issue. 1.4074 0.05294 162 113 32 17
623 Ghost of Leftovers Past 1.4072 0.04741 167 110 46 11
624 I die when a bus hits me, eat whatever you want. 1.4069 0.05579 145 101 29 15
625 I'm not your good inner voice or your evil one. I just think we should have something chocolate. 1.4069 0.05315 145 98 35 12
626 Wanna split a sandwich? 1.4067 0.05190 150 101 37 12
627 As your conscience I'm obligated to tell you that anything you choose is contributing to the climate crisis. 1.4062 0.05810 128 88 28 12
628 I am the ghost of Heartburn Past. Close the door and go back to bed! 1.4060 0.05446 133 89 34 10
629 Whatever you do, don't eat the clams! 1.4058 0.05504 138 94 32 12
630 Go into the light. 1.4056 0.05366 143 97 34 12
631 Trust me, that last meatball is to die for 1.4054 0.05059 148 98 40 10
632 Until the “smell” was taken care of, Hank’s Soul refused to get anywhere near his body. 1.4054 0.05059 148 98 40 10
633 Could I bother you to make me a peanut butter sandwich? Heaven is missing a few bells and whistles. 1.4052 0.05032 153 102 40 11
634 well, now we both know what "USE BY DATE" means.... 1.4052 0.05200 153 104 36 13
635 That was the lightest piece of angel cake I've ever eaten. 1.4051 0.05082 158 107 38 13
636 No thanks. It'll give me gas. 1.4049 0.05048 163 111 38 14
637 You think I won't mention this at weight watchers? 1.4048 0.05425 126 83 35 8
638 The chocolate cake was worth it. 1.4046 0.05608 131 89 31 11
639 It’s probably still good. 1.4046 0.05057 131 84 41 6
640 If you're looking for the chocolate cake, I already ate it. 1.4043 0.05511 141 97 31 13
641 Go back to bed. You'll want to have your cardiac seizure comfortably -- lying down... 1.4043 0.05602 141 98 29 14
642 I'm your Ambien Angel. Eat whatever you want. You won't remember it in the morning. 1.4041 0.05286 146 99 35 12
643 Say, weren't you down here an hour ago" 1.4040 0.05413 151 105 31 15
644 Check the expiration date on the mayonnaise! 1.4040 0.04988 151 100 41 10
645 I highly recommend against that blue cheese there…it’s actually cheddar” 1.4038 0.05207 156 107 35 14
646 A moment on the lips lasts forever on the hips. And ever. And ever. And ever. 1.4030 0.05517 134 91 32 11
647 Close the fridge door and step away. You obviously don't get the gravity of the situation. 1.4029 0.05472 139 95 32 12
648 How's this for a Zoom meeting? 1.4029 0.05178 139 92 38 9
649 Trust me, check the expiration date. 1.4028 0.05245 144 97 36 11
650 Doesn’t look like you’ll be waking up from that food coma 1.4028 0.05336 144 98 34 12
651 I highly recommend the cannabis tea. 1.4027 0.05209 149 101 36 12
652 Eat it, I dare you … 1.4027 0.05296 149 102 34 13
653 I'm you from the future with an important message...that mayo has gone bad. 1.4027 0.04941 149 98 42 9
654 Go for it, you only live once! 1.4027 0.05296 149 102 34 13
655 I'm the Ghost of Gas Passed. 1.4025 0.05436 159 113 28 18
656 Yes, we ARE dreaming. Great men dream of changing society for the better. We however are dreaming of apple pie. 1.4015 0.05677 132 91 29 12
657 Honestly, just choose what makes you happy 1.4015 0.05974 132 94 23 15
658 I suggest you stay away from the left over tuna salad.... 1.4014 0.05517 147 103 29 15
659 I think it was the beans. 1.4014 0.05345 147 101 33 13
660 As the ghost of your future indigestive self, I recommend closing the fridge door. 1.4014 0.05345 147 101 33 13
661 I am the ghost of flatulence future. Have the salami. 1.4013 0.04874 152 100 43 9
662 I always knew I would die in front of an open refrigerator. 1.4000 0.05109 160 110 36 14
663 Two minutes from now you're going to stroke out. Go ahead and eat the cake. 1.4000 0.05038 185 132 32 21
664 Got any food for the soul? 1.4000 0.05181 150 102 36 12
665 Let me tell you about ‘what’s the worst thing that can happen?’ 1.4000 0.05226 155 107 34 14
666 Don't eat the potato salad... trust me. 1.4000 0.05216 145 98 36 11
667 Ghost of midnight snacks 1.4000 0.04834 145 94 44 7
668 In case you’re wondering, that leftover lasagna is literally to die for. 1.4000 0.05248 140 94 36 10
669 You might not want to eat the chicken. 1.3988 0.04809 163 109 43 11
670 DO NOT EAT the leftover tuna salad! 1.3987 0.04995 158 107 39 12
671 No more ice cream for you! I can barely keep afloat as it is! 1.3987 0.05108 153 104 37 12
672 Try the chocolate cake; it's to die for. 1.3987 0.05434 153 108 29 16
673 Can you check to see if there are any more Ghost Peppers? 1.3986 0.05140 148 100 37 11
674 That old cheesecake in the back of the fridge is to die for! 1.3986 0.05486 148 104 29 15
675 I'm the Ghost of Midnight Snacks Yet-to-be. I suggest laying off the mayonnaise. 1.3986 0.05170 143 96 37 10
676 It's just a dream. You'll never be this light. 1.3986 0.05495 138 95 31 12
677 Psst! The mayonnaise is a little off. 1.3986 0.05198 138 92 37 9
678 Don’t drink the kool-Aid… 1.3986 0.05590 138 96 29 13
679 Tonight,you will be haunted by three spare ribs. 1.3985 0.05222 133 88 37 8
680 As the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, I suggest the low-fat cottage cheese. 1.3984 0.05359 128 85 35 8
681 Go ahead. It's not going to stop that piano from falling. 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
682 Go ahead and have the ice cream...trust me. 1.3975 0.05083 161 111 36 14
683 Sandwitching hour. 1.3974 0.05119 156 107 36 13
684 I am the ghost of midnight snacks past. The mayo is bad. 1.3974 0.05322 151 105 32 14
685 Seriously, Fred, I don't care what kind of crap you eat. I'm here to let you know that your car warranty is about to expire. 1.3974 0.05566 151 108 26 17
686 I am your Bad Angel. Get out the BBQ and -- the chocolate Cake 1.3973 0.05277 146 100 34 12
687 Your grandmother says you’re looking thin. 1.3973 0.05366 146 101 32 13
688 Trust me,you don’t want to eat that. 1.3972 0.05593 141 99 28 14
689 She’s asleep,have the chocolate pudding. 1.3971 0.05451 136 93 32 11
690 I'm you from the future, and I came to warn you. Right about this time something's going to startle you and trigger a massive heart attack. I don't remember what it was though, so keep your eyes peeled. 1.3971 0.05248 136 91 36 9
691 I am the ghost of gastric bi-past. 1.3969 0.05384 131 88 34 9
692 The good news is heart burn won't ruin your night. 1.3969 0.05904 131 93 24 14
693 No regrets 1.3969 0.05384 131 88 34 9
694 I'm future you, don't eat the salmon mouss 1.3968 0.05643 126 86 30 10
695 You might as well go ahead; they’re going to expire soon anyway! 1.3964 0.04837 169 115 41 13
696 You wanna see who turns up if you open the dishwasher! 1.3960 0.05538 149 106 27 16
697 I'm the ghost of leftovers past their expiration date. 1.3960 0.05200 149 102 35 12
698 This is your conscience speaking. You'll have to brush again. 1.3958 0.05327 144 99 33 12
699 It's the low-gravity diet. 1.3958 0.05142 144 97 37 10
700 Avoid the salmon. 1.3958 0.04949 144 95 41 8
701 I could use something to hold me down. 1.3957 0.05168 139 93 37 9
702 When I said ‚Go into the light‘ this was not what I meant! 1.3955 0.05900 134 96 23 15
703 Celery. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
704 Angel food or Devil's food? 1.3950 0.05873 119 82 27 10
705 So is it tonight that we get to have our pizza for the last time? 1.3946 0.05248 147 101 34 12
706 I assure you that slice of cake is worth it. 1.3944 0.05285 142 97 34 11
707 Inner peace is on the third shelf in the back next to the cottage cheese. 1.3942 0.05614 137 96 28 13
708 Side effects of Delsectra may include insomnia, hunger pangs, and severe hallucinations. 1.3942 0.05113 137 91 38 8
709 Trust me, the mayo is to die for. 1.3939 0.05563 132 91 30 11
710 I'm the ghost of Midnight Snack Past, and I can tell you that the fish went bad! 1.3939 0.05767 132 93 26 13
711 A Mid-Covid Night’s Dream 1.3938 0.05023 160 110 37 13
712 Bob, this is future Bob. Cheryl really meant it when she said not to eat her leftovers this time… 1.3938 0.05023 160 110 37 13
713 Remember, your mom always said that if you eat late you'll have bad dreams, like this one. 1.3937 0.05826 127 89 26 12
714 The milk is bad. Really bad. 1.3935 0.05376 155 110 29 16
715 I ate it. 1.3934 0.05528 122 82 32 8
716 Turns out we we're allergic to that. 1.3933 0.05172 150 103 35 12
717 The good news is, you can eat anything you want! The bad news is, it’s because you’re on your way out. 1.3933 0.04996 150 101 39 10
718 The chocolate cake in heaven is to die for. 1.3931 0.05647 145 104 25 16
719 Don't touch the meatloaf. 1.3929 0.05431 140 97 31 12
720 Enjoy your Last Supper! 1.3929 0.05139 140 94 37 9
721 Bet that you've never guessed death's door would smell of salami. 1.3923 0.05405 130 88 33 9
722 No, you're not dreaming -- I'm Larry, the holographic food coach from the diet app you just put on your phone 1.3923 0.05726 130 91 27 12
723 Go ahead I am not one of your better angels 1.3923 0.06031 130 94 21 15
724 Choose well. It's your last meal. 1.3919 0.05131 148 101 36 11
725 Your Weight Watchers App sent me 1.3913 0.05580 138 97 28 13
726 Take the cannoli, leave the kale 1.3913 0.05387 138 95 32 11
727 I’d think twice about those leftovers. 1.3913 0.04649 138 88 46 4
728 Death by chocolate. 1.3913 0.05187 138 93 36 9
729 I'm the ghost of carbs after 7. 1.3910 0.05270 156 110 31 15
730 Just go right for the ice cream! You can start that stupid diet again tomorrow. 1.3910 0.05100 133 88 38 7
731 I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that right now is the first moment of the rest of your life... 1.3910 0.05529 133 92 30 11
732 You might want to avoid the leftover tuna salad. 1.3910 0.05211 133 89 36 8
733 In a pandemic, calories don't count! 1.3907 0.05557 151 109 25 17
734 Eat the mushrooms again. 1.3906 0.05681 128 89 28 11
735 And you thought no one would see you. 1.3904 0.05085 146 99 37 10
736 I’m just your other side, here to reassure you that ALL of you approves of this. 1.3901 0.05110 141 95 37 9
737 Eat it, you will die joggin anyway 1.3901 0.05674 141 101 25 15
738 I would, because I am you. 1.3897 0.05540 136 95 29 12
739 Got any leftover gravity in there? 1.3897 0.05340 136 93 33 10
740 I am the ghost of waistlines yet to come. 1.3896 0.04988 154 105 38 11
741 You're past your expiration date. 1.3893 0.05262 131 88 35 8
742 you are on Ambien, go back to bed. 1.3885 0.05258 139 95 34 10
743 That last slice of pie really is to die for. 1.3882 0.04764 152 101 43 8
744 Hurry, REM is almost over 1.3881 0.05392 134 92 32 10
745 Sorry, I ate it. You snooze you lose. 1.3881 0.05287 134 91 34 9
746 Psst… The cake does have nuts. 1.3876 0.05751 129 91 26 12
747 Don’t you remember eating the Death By Chocolate cake? 1.3876 0.05751 129 91 26 12
748 The astral plane closed at eleven. Can you hand me a pudding cup? 1.3873 0.05179 142 97 35 10
749 Looks like our Ambien’s kickin’ in 1.3873 0.05640 142 102 25 15
750 This must be one of those out-of-butter experiences. 1.3869 0.05603 137 97 27 13
751 Food for thought? 1.3869 0.05308 137 94 33 10
752 Don't say I didn't warn you. 1.3869 0.04887 137 90 41 6
753 Something lighter, perhaps? 1.3869 0.04887 137 90 41 6
754 I’d like to talk to you about your car warranty 1.3869 0.05603 137 97 27 13
755 No. The freezer. Remember, we want ice cream. 1.3864 0.05552 132 92 29 11
756 I am your conscience but I changed my mind. Can I have some too? 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
757 I am the ghost of Ambien present. Enjoy your snack and I promise you will not remember it. 1.3858 0.05482 127 87 31 9
758 Sure,the can had botulism. But it still tasted great! 1.3857 0.05420 140 98 30 12
759 I am the Ghost of Colonoscopy Future. 1.3857 0.05227 140 96 34 10
760 This is the part I miss the most about being alive. 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
761 Let's eat the whole pie. It's probably not what's going to kill you. 1.3852 0.05755 122 85 27 10
762 I'm your conscience, take a Tums and go back to bed. 1.3852 0.04930 135 89 40 6
763 They call me the five o'clock shadow 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
764 Any angel food cake in there? 1.3851 0.05030 148 101 37 10
765 Actually, it's a moment on the lips, an eternal afterlife on the hips. 1.3851 0.05210 148 103 33 12
766 Don’t eat the leftover meatloaf 1.3846 0.05339 156 112 28 16
767 I am the ghost of 10 pounds future. 1.3846 0.05928 117 82 25 10
768 I'm here to tell you, that will be the death of you! 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
769 Reconsider walking towards the light. 1.3841 0.05569 138 98 27 13
770 Sleep Aid Side Effects: 1) Sleeplessness 2) Increased appetite 3) Hallucinations with increased appetite 1.3841 0.05569 138 98 27 13
771 Eat anything you like. You get hit by a bus tomorrow. Just kidding ... it's a taxi. 1.3841 0.05474 138 97 29 12
772 Actually, I can believe it’s not butter. 1.3840 0.05879 125 89 24 12
773 Even though you know you are dreaming, go ahead and make the "Dagwood". 1.3836 0.04704 159 107 43 9
774 Ebenezer, I am the ghost of Weight Watchers Past... 1.3836 0.05075 146 100 36 10
775 Go ahead and snack. The heart attack doesn't come for another hour. 1.3833 0.05574 120 82 30 8
776 You were right, Barry. Five days after we die we hit our ideal weight! 1.3830 0.05664 141 102 24 15
777 Hi! I’m Bob, you signed up for the NoomTM virtual superego guilt service? 1.3824 0.05119 136 92 36 8
778 Comfort food: Always raises spirits 1.3819 0.05487 144 103 27 14
779 Your conscience can't sleep either, Bob. 1.3817 0.04780 131 85 42 4
780 A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. 1.3814 0.05372 118 79 33 6
781 I come from your immediate future. Eat all you want before the earthquake. 1.3810 0.05618 126 88 28 10
782 We'll enjoy a little snack together, and then forget it ever happened. 1.3810 0.05387 126 86 32 8
783 You can just ignore the expiration dates - trust me! 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
784 remember when you said you'd die for a double Slice of Cheesecake? You did. 1.3806 0.05585 134 95 27 12
785 Oh, you are definitely hallucinating, that chimichanga was gone weeks ago. 1.3806 0.05275 134 92 33 9
786 It’s true — you can’t take it with you. 1.3806 0.05380 134 93 31 10
787 Can I talk to you about extending your car warranty? 1.3802 0.05898 121 86 24 11
788 Don’t trust the leftover halibut. 1.3800 0.04976 150 103 37 10
789 Eat the cheese, it's worth it. 1.3798 0.05633 129 91 27 11
790 Try the cookies...out of this world! 1.3793 0.05955 116 82 24 10
791 For your continued existence, I’ll recommend the carrot 1.3790 0.05562 124 86 29 9
792 I’m the sweet tooth fairy. I’m taking the cheesecake but will leave a new dollar bill. 1.3790 0.06123 124 91 19 14
793 Pardon me...would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3790 0.05443 124 85 31 8
794 Don't we want to lose weight for the upcoming Chagall retrospective? 1.3789 0.05057 161 114 33 14
795 Yeah, I'm your out of body experience. Could you hand me a light beer? 1.3788 0.05434 132 92 30 10
796 See that Tupperware with the green lid on the bottom shelf in the back? Don't open it. 1.3786 0.05409 140 99 29 12
797 Got any guardian angel food cake in there? 1.3784 0.04927 148 101 38 9
798 The sushi from Tuesday is to die for. 1.3782 0.05172 156 111 31 14
799 You still have time to get in shape. The marathon isn't until tomorrow noon. 1.3782 0.05597 119 82 29 8
800 Heaven is just a snack away! 1.3782 0.05201 119 79 35 5
801 Got enough there to cater your wake? 1.3782 0.05846 119 84 25 10
802 Wait til you see the ghost that comes AFTER that midnight snack." 1.3776 0.05233 143 100 32 11
803 Are we sure? 1.3776 0.05508 143 103 26 14
804 Apparently there isn't a thin man dying to get out. 1.3772 0.05209 167 122 27 18
805 I'm the ghost of lunchmeat past. 1.3770 0.05375 122 83 32 7
806 Might you have some wings? 1.3770 0.05741 122 86 26 10
807 I'm only going to say this one time. The mayonnaise is way out of date. 1.3768 0.05364 138 97 30 11
808 SKIP THE ANGELFOOD CAKE!!!! 1.3763 0.04563 186 130 42 14
809 Remember when Doris said she’d knock you into next week if you ate her pudding? 1.3761 0.05392 117 79 32 6
810 Maybe just skip it tonight. 1.3760 0.05641 125 88 27 10
811 Forget the diet. May I join you? 1.3760 0.05866 125 90 23 12
812 You’re only dreaming if you think I’m not judging. 1.3759 0.05074 133 90 36 7
813 Would you like to know how you die? 1.3759 0.05185 141 98 33 10
814 That cake is to die for. 1.3758 0.05082 149 104 34 11
815 C’mon, break out the spirits! 1.3758 0.05343 149 107 28 14
816 I still haven’t found what I’m looking for either. 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
817 Here's your new diet: something in that refrigerator is poisoned, but I won't tell you which. 1.3750 0.06230 112 81 20 11
818 You may want to pass on the mayonnaise. Just sayin'. 1.3750 0.05517 136 97 27 12
819 Don't worry, Harold. You’re just having an out-of-butter experience. 1.3750 0.05434 128 89 30 9
820 I have just one word for you: Fiber 1.3750 0.05417 136 96 29 11
821 I’m your future ghost. Bad news: you die in a bus wreck. Good news: you can eat more mayo. 1.3750 0.05301 120 81 33 6
822 I'm the Ghost of Acid Reflux Future. 1.3750 0.05564 144 105 24 15
823 Consider me your first warning." 1.3750 0.05547 112 76 30 6
824 Maybe something light. 1.3750 0.05547 112 76 30 6
825 I am the ghost of poor diet choices yet to come. 1.3750 0.05656 128 91 26 11
826 The Last Supper 1.3750 0.05546 128 90 28 10
827 I don't recommend the pastrami on the back shelf. 1.3741 0.05127 147 103 33 11
828 I am the ghost of belly aches to come. 1.3741 0.05031 139 95 36 8
829 This is what happens when you go to the light. 1.3740 0.05455 131 92 29 10
830 It’s me! The twin you ate in the womb!! 1.3740 0.06152 123 91 18 14
831 I see the meatballs. They’re behind the fruit salad. What would you do without me? 1.3740 0.05702 123 87 26 10
832 I’d join you, but it looks like we’re all out of wings. 1.3739 0.05722 115 80 27 8
833 Skip that leftover sushi... Just trust me on this one. 1.3731 0.05367 134 94 30 10
834 I am the ghost of your fat butt of the future. 1.3731 0.05262 134 93 32 9
835 Take it from me, when they say, “It’s to die for” they really mean it. 1.3731 0.05262 134 93 32 9
836 The chocolate cake is to die for. 1.3730 0.05490 126 88 29 9
837 Careful of the macaroni salad, it gave me terrible gas. 1.3730 0.05253 126 86 33 7
838 Remember, you're eating for two. 1.3729 0.05993 118 85 22 11
839 The wings are heaven 1.3729 0.05489 118 81 30 7
840 Leftover meat loaf! Now I’m in heaven. 1.3729 0.05218 118 79 34 5
841 I think I followed the wrong light… 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
842 Avoid the egg salad. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
843 I think one of us is sleepwalking. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
844 Stop or you will get gas and look what happens. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
845 I used to fit on your shoulder 1.3727 0.06309 110 80 19 11
846 Just like me, your hunger is imaginary. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
847 I am the ghost of midnight snacks past - you may call me Heartburn. 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
848 The meatloaf is to die for 1.3723 0.05384 137 97 29 11
849 Turns out the dark chocolate fudge cake was to die for... 1.3723 0.05675 137 100 23 14
850 Yeah that's right, ghost of Christmas future, I ain't got time for the whole tour, just don't eat the leftover chicken! 1.3721 0.05510 129 91 28 10
851 I'm the ghost of waistlines future. 1.3721 0.05510 129 91 28 10
852 looks like we finished the angel food cake last night 1.3721 0.05399 129 90 30 9
853 wow I'm having crazy de ja vu right now 1.3717 0.05508 113 77 30 6
854 You will be visited tonight by three ghost peppers 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
855 I tell you, angel food cake is to die for! 1.3714 0.05939 105 73 25 7
856 You’re gonna regret this later. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
857 Try the leftover meatloaf...it's to die for" 1.3714 0.05301 140 99 30 11
858 Don't snack at night; it makes you hallucinate 1.3712 0.05421 132 93 29 10
859 No, I'm not your conscience. Just hand me the mayo. 1.3710 0.05306 124 85 32 7
860 Go for it. I have seen the future and you will never be gluten free. 1.3707 0.05411 116 79 31 6
861 I am the ghost of your repast. 1.3707 0.05411 116 79 31 6
862 I’ll split it with you. 1.3707 0.05681 116 81 27 8
863 What do you mean the edibles haven’t kicked in yet? 1.3707 0.05681 116 81 27 8
864 It doesn't matter if it's already your second burrito. We get hit by a ten-wheeler truck tomorrow anyway" 1.3706 0.05315 143 102 29 12
865 Wait three minutes so the calories don't count for today. 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
866 I am the ghost of 5 minutes from now. Don’t eat the thing in the foil. 1.3704 0.05970 108 76 24 8
867 Any leftover angel food cake? 1.3704 0.05335 135 95 30 10
868 go for it! we're vaccinated 1.3701 0.04975 127 85 37 5
869 Psst—have the cheesecake. She’s sound asleep. 1.3701 0.05568 127 90 27 10
870 Go ahead eat another piece of cake...you'll only dream that you have gained weight. 1.3699 0.05052 146 102 34 10
871 Feed the dog, before you eat the meatloaf. 1.3697 0.05707 119 84 26 9
872 If you're looking for the beans, I ate them all. 1.3697 0.05830 119 85 24 10
873 Ever have one of those dreams where you feel like you're falling? 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
874 Eat that half-gallon of ice cream and we can be on our way! 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
875 I am the ghost of calories future. I’ve come to tell you, calories still count after midnight. 1.3696 0.05352 138 98 29 11
876 Is there any of that salami we choked on left? 1.3694 0.06261 111 81 19 11
877 Go for the angel cake! 1.3692 0.05475 130 92 28 10
878 Just eat it, it won’t kill you, she said. Boy, was she wrong. 1.3692 0.05689 130 94 24 12
879 You keep going towards that light you'll get sucked in one of these days" .... 1.3692 0.05253 130 90 32 8
880 Second jar to the right 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
881 Do you have any angel food in there? 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
882 Have you tried just dreaming about it? 1.3689 0.05100 122 82 35 5
883 Looks like we’re all past our expiration date 1.3688 0.05173 141 99 32 10
884 Bottom shelf. To the left. 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
885 I'll have a light beer, please. 1.3684 0.05469 114 78 30 6
886 You may want to think twice about the wife's Turkey Surprise. 1.3681 0.05284 144 103 29 12
887 Trust me, tonight you should go for the works! 1.3680 0.05148 125 85 34 6
888 Remember - A moment on the lips, an eternity on the hips. 1.3680 0.05271 125 86 32 7
889 I’m you in 20 pounds. 1.3675 0.05509 117 81 29 7
890 I'm the ghost of regret and indigestion. 1.3675 0.05771 117 83 25 9
891 Hey there, I'm a new feature of your Weight Watchers account. 1.3675 0.06021 117 85 21 11
892 Have you checked your own expiration date? 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
893 Your out-of-body experience wants Dennys instead. 1.3672 0.05419 128 90 29 9
894 Don't worry. You're already dressed for it. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
895 Yep, you've been ghosted! 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
896 I think the lesson here is that mushroom foraging is best left to professionals. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
897 Maybe skip the Death by Chocolate 1.3670 0.06473 109 81 16 12
898 Check the expiration date. 1.3667 0.05909 120 87 22 11
899 Trust me. The deli meats are waaay past their expiry date. 1.3667 0.05667 120 85 26 9
900 ‘What about Devil’s Food cake?’ 1.3667 0.05667 120 85 26 9
901 Grab a second one for me. 1.3659 0.05197 123 84 33 6
902 I’m you from the future, getting a second cupcake 1.3659 0.05324 123 85 31 7
903 I took the last slice to protect you from temptation. All part of the service. 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
904 we’ve been trying to reach you about your extended warranty 1.3657 0.05758 134 99 21 14
905 Don't eat the furry stuff. 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
906 I'm your ghost from knoshs past. 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
907 Yes, you're sleep walking. Yes, anything you eat still counts against your diet. Yes, I know I'm wasting my time trying to stop you. 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
908 I'm you from five minutes ago. Keep it up, you're doing great! 1.3652 0.05569 115 80 28 7
909 Well, they did say astral travel can only take me to places I have already been to. 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
910 For heaven's sake check the date on that potato salad! 1.3650 0.05063 137 95 34 8
911 Choose the Devil's Food cake, I've had enough of the Angel Food. 1.3649 0.05087 148 105 32 11
912 It may be an out-of-body experience, but calories still count. 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
913 You're just dreaming you're hungry. 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
914 I’m your quantum entangled twin. When you eat the chocolate cake, I eat the chocolate cake. 1.3644 0.05337 118 81 31 6
915 Whatever you decide, I'm behind you.... 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
916 Try the triple-rich killer chocolate walnut ice cream. It's heavenly. 1.3636 0.05378 121 84 30 7
917 Something light, very light. 1.3636 0.04842 132 89 38 5
918 I'm an idea for your next book --"Weightless in Seattle." 1.3636 0.05880 110 78 24 8
919 The calories don't count if it's after midnight, I always say to myself 1.3630 0.05321 135 96 29 10
920 Just so you know, it really isn't butter. 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
921 This is the snack that will make our life 10 years shorter. 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
922 This isn’t what I meant when I said follow me into the light 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
923 Enjoy -- you'll never know when it'll be your last. 1.3628 0.05343 113 77 31 5
924 Believe me, I'm as surprised as you are that I could be hungry too! 1.3628 0.05631 113 79 27 7
925 Go back to bed, you expired. 1.3628 0.05488 113 78 29 6
926 We're gonna need a bigger robe. 1.3622 0.05664 127 92 24 11
927 You shouldn't take Viagra just before bedtime, it keeps you up at night 1.3621 0.05530 116 81 28 7
928 You know this is a dream because there is plenty in the fridge to eat 1.3621 0.05252 116 79 32 5
929 If you were looking for the treadmill it's in the basement. 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
930 Go ahead. Eat the cottage cheese. Nobody will know. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
931 You might want to get rid of the chili con carne, Arthur. 1.3615 0.05569 130 94 25 11
932 You'll regret this. 1.3611 0.06234 108 79 19 10
933 Your Zoom meeting is in five minutes. 1.3611 0.05652 108 75 27 6
934 I could swear we had more Prosecco 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
935 Sorry, I finished the Angel Food cake, it was too divine. But I think the Devil’s Food cake is still in there. 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
936 Remember that two week old pastrami sandwich you had last night 1.3607 0.05468 122 86 28 8
937 Speaking as your voice of reason, might I suggest the strawberry non-fat yogurt rather than the leftover piece of triple chocolate cake? 1.3603 0.04970 136 94 35 7
938 I don’t know what alarms me more - the flying «I’m you from the future» dude or that we’re out of cheese. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
939 I’d like to talk to you about your car warranty, which is about to expire. 1.3600 0.05836 125 92 21 12
940 You’ll regret it tomorrow...but pass me a slice 1.3600 0.05416 100 67 30 3
941 Don't mind me. I like to watch. 1.3596 0.05861 114 82 23 9
942 Violets are blue. Roses are red. Eat what you want. You are already dead. 1.3596 0.05449 114 79 29 6
943 It's a Chagall dream. 1.3596 0.06120 114 84 19 11
944 Actually, I'm real. It's your diet that's imaginary. 1.3596 0.05590 114 80 27 7
945 Remember, you’re eating for two now. 1.3594 0.05289 128 90 30 8
946 The wife hid the leftover pie in the vegetable drawer 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
947 Better check the 'Best Before' date. I've got a bad feeling about this. 1.3590 0.04925 117 78 36 3
948 Eat whatever you want. Trust me. 1.3590 0.05880 117 85 22 10
949 I have to nag you. It's my job. 1.3590 0.05880 117 85 22 10
950 I’m your conscience - but please pretend I’m not here. I really want a sandwich too. 1.3590 0.05624 117 83 26 8
951 Try the chicken salad from last February. 1.3590 0.05880 117 85 22 10
952 Hello, I’ve come to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty…. 1.3588 0.05426 131 94 27 10
953 Stop worrying, I turn the light off every time you close the door. 1.3586 0.05332 145 106 26 13
954 Flying is easy, its the hovering that's hard. 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
955 I highly recommend the ghost peppers 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
956 I am the ghost of regretful midnight snacking heartburn past. 1.3583 0.05893 120 88 21 11
957 The good news is, you can stop dieting. The bad news is…..that wasn’t Gatorade. 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
958 Sorry, I finished the angel food cake. 1.3583 0.05397 120 84 29 7
959 Believe me, the tuna salad is past it's expiration date. 1.3583 0.05650 120 86 25 9
960 Yeah, if you're seeing me, that milk was definitely laced with acid. 1.3583 0.05650 120 86 25 9
961 I am the ghost of the uneaten Christmas Fruit Cake 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
962 Go ahead and eat it. The heart attack will happen either way. 1.3578 0.05759 109 77 25 7
963 I am the Spirit of binges past. 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
964 The good news is they play golf in heaven. The bad news is your tee time is in one hour. 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
965 I am the ghost of midnight snacks. If it wasn't meant for you, then why are there lights in the fridge? 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
966 I swear, you can ignore those “best before” dates. 1.3577 0.05671 123 89 24 10
967 By the grace of God, go for it. The food in hell sucks! 1.3571 0.05559 140 104 22 14
968 It’s ok, your dreaming eat as much as you want. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
969 I might be stating the obvious at this point, but those are not regular brownies in there. 1.3571 0.05208 112 76 32 4
970 Fancy seeing you here. 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
971 I am the ghost of your new year resolution 1.3571 0.05341 126 89 29 8
972 I deserve it. You deserve it. We all deserve it. 1.3566 0.05255 129 91 30 8
973 I am the ghost of midnight snacks past, present, and future. 1.3566 0.05481 129 93 26 10
974 This is the part where you fall down. 1.3566 0.05255 129 91 30 8
975 Don´t think that God can´t see you eating the whole fridge every night if you turn off the light! 1.3566 0.05481 129 93 26 10
976 The milk just smelled funny, but it was you that reached your expiration date. 1.3565 0.05818 115 83 23 9
977 If you were going to throw out that old tuna salad, don’t worry. I ate it. 1.3565 0.05948 115 84 21 10
978 I just headed towards the light and ended up back here . 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
979 Dude, you're still asleep, go back to bed. 1.3564 0.05555 101 69 28 4
980 I’m the ghost of the midnight snack. 1.3562 0.04736 146 101 38 7
981 Its you from the future! Do NOT eat those eggs 1.3561 0.05060 132 92 33 7
982 Avoid the devil's food cake. 1.3561 0.05060 132 92 33 7
983 Whatever it is you're looking for, it isn't there. Also, you're about to run out of mayo. 1.3561 0.05704 132 98 21 13
984 It gives you wings...literally. Trust me, just drink water. 1.3559 0.05712 118 85 24 9
985 Don’t eat the romaine… 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
986 Psssssst. Hey buddy you gonna eat all that angel food cake? 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
987 I keep telling you, you want good soul food, you gotta hit up fridges north of 110th Street.' 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
988 Ambien would be fewer calories. 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
989 I am the ghost of heartburn future. Leave the jalapeños for another time. 1.3551 0.04911 138 96 35 7
990 Hey, wanted to let you know that mayo is very expired. 1.3548 0.05515 124 89 26 9
991 You’re sleep-eating again, Dave. 1.3548 0.04884 124 84 36 4
992 What a coincidence. This is my favorite haunt too. 1.3546 0.05146 141 101 30 10
993 Midnight Conscience 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
994 I am the ghost of late repast 1.3545 0.05568 110 77 27 6
995 Don’t worry, I eat light. 1.3545 0.05568 110 77 27 6
996 Got any ghoulash? 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
997 Doorway to heaven 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
998 Don’t worry you aren’t dead. I’m just the part of you that died when you realized you couldn’t eat dairy past ten anymore 1.3545 0.05260 110 75 31 4
999 The Miracle Whip is divine. Stay away from the Deviled Eggs. 1.3543 0.05423 127 91 27 9
1000 Nothing heavy. 1.3542 0.05335 96 64 30 2
1001 Steer clear of the tuna! 1.3540 0.05468 113 79 28 6
1002 : “Uhm, we might want to stay away from the shrimp soufflé.” 1.3540 0.05468 113 79 28 6
1003 I am the ghost of late-night snack acid reflux past... 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
1004 As your guardian angel, I should be recommending the yogurt, but now that I'm here, I think we should split that piece of chocolate cake. 1.3534 0.05511 116 82 27 7
1005 Oh, don’t mind me. I’ve seen this part before! 1.3534 0.05905 116 85 21 10
1006 I think we're stoned. 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
1007 Hope you're not looking for the Dreamsicles. 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
1008 Have the cake- It's heavenly. 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
1009 Go for the foie gras. It's not allowed on the other side of the bright light. 1.3529 0.05415 119 84 28 7
1010 Are you going to use the I was sleepwalking excuse again?” 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
1011 If you share it with me I’ll skip the usual guilt-tripping. 1.3525 0.04928 122 83 35 4
1012 Try the Arrakisian spice--it expands consciousness. 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
1013 I suggest you pass on the leftover picnic potato salad. 1.3524 0.06345 105 78 17 10
1014 Last meal of the rest of your life. 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
1015 I'm your Ambien self. Start with the chocolate cake. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
1016 You have two choices: die in an hour or hold the mayo. 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
1017 When Shirley said, “it’s death by chocolate” …she meant it 1.3519 0.05314 108 74 30 4
1018 Go bold, Bro--chocolate cake! 1.3519 0.05148 108 73 32 3
1019 Where's your mask? 1.3511 0.07047 94 72 11 11
1020 Calories don't count in a dream. The cake is on the bottom right. 1.3511 0.06183 94 67 21 6
1021 I'd stay away from the week-old sushi, but you do you. 1.3509 0.05284 114 79 30 5
1022 Don’t follow the light! 1.3505 0.05870 97 68 24 5
1023 Would your better angel steer you wrong? Leave the kale, take the cheesecake. 1.3504 0.05335 117 82 29 6
1024 Anything expired? 1.3504 0.05195 117 81 31 5
1025 Angel food cake looks good. 1.3500 0.05573 100 69 27 4
1026 I've been sent from the future, shut that fridge and go back to bed. 1.3500 0.05632 120 87 24 9
1027 Don’t choke 1.3500 0.05378 120 85 28 7
1028 You will have a massive strooooooke.  Eat the fruuuuuuuit. 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
1029 You gravitate to the fridge…I levitate. What’s the big deal? 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
1030 Better not lose too much weight- the air is thin up here 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1031 I strongly recommend you check the expiration date on that milk. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
1032 No more cheese, Dave. Trust me. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1033 Don’t tell me to lighten up! 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
1034 That leftover cake is literally to die for. 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
1035 It might smell OK but trust me. 1.3482 0.05338 112 78 29 5
1036 It’s your funeral. 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
1037 I’m begging you. Leave the Red Bull. Take the cannoli. 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1038 Trust me when I say avoid the mayo. 1.3475 0.04826 141 99 35 7
1039 Try the root beer float 1.3475 0.05819 118 87 21 10
1040 I know I suggested this, but now that I see us from behind - maybe just go for the fruit. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
1041 Fred, it's time to go to the big fridge in the sky. 1.3474 0.06654 95 71 15 9
1042 You're an hour late for your midnight snack. It's daylight savings time! 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
1043 Pick the energy drink, remember we have an action dream sequence coming up 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
1044 No thank you, I'm your conscience, I don't need food. 1.3471 0.05951 121 91 18 12
1045 Been up Googling Chagall paintings, how bout you? 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
1046 I'm the ghost of Cholesterol Present..... 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
1047 Don’t eat the egg salad! 1.3465 0.04921 127 88 34 5
1048 there’s a reason for the expiration date 1.3465 0.05047 127 89 32 6
1049 It’s my dream, I can eat what I want 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
1050 Roll a stick of butter in sugar. You’ll thank me later. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
1051 I'm Brandon, your Better Self, saying you'll regret it. 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1052 Diets are a scam. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
1053 You weren't planning on checking the expiration date, were you? 1.3459 0.04896 133 93 34 6
1054 Try the angel food cake, it's to die for. 1.3458 0.05492 107 75 27 5
1055 Hey, no it wasn't covid that got you, it was the lack of a sense of smell 1.3458 0.05804 107 77 23 7
1056 Avoid the milk…or you will also expire. 1.3458 0.06100 107 79 19 9
1057 I am the Ghost of Clogged Arteries Yet to Come 1.3455 0.05980 110 81 20 9
1058 No, scraping the mold off the stew will NOT be ok. 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
1059 I’d have some too if it didn’t go right through me. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1060 Don't go for the egg salad. 1.3451 0.05148 113 78 31 4
1061 Joe, you're dreaming. You haven't bought groceries in weeks. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1062 I’m telling you — the egg salad is to die for! 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
1063 Eat whatever you want! You’re dead!! 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
1064 You won't live to regret it Trevor 1.3451 0.05589 113 81 25 7
1065 Your higher self wants a beer and cheese puffs. 1.3451 0.05293 142 105 25 12
1066 I recommend the leftover meatloaf. It’s to die for. 1.3448 0.05210 116 81 30 5
1067 I'm not allowed to tell you to avoid the leftover tuna salad. 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
1068 Enjoy. Who knows when our next meal will be 1.3445 0.05653 119 87 23 9
1069 I am the Ghost of Leftovers, Present. Any Chinese takeout in there? 1.3443 0.04907 122 84 34 4
1070 I just ate a ghost pepper 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1071 don't touch the tuna! 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
1072 I'm you from the future; do NOT drink the expired milk. 1.3440 0.05460 125 91 25 9
1073 Now, the counterargument. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1074 You're way past your expiration date. 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1075 Eat something heavy so I can stop this damned floating around! 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1076 Any soul food left over? 1.3434 0.05403 99 68 28 3
1077 I wouldn't- 1.3434 0.05948 99 71 22 6
1078 Finish the prune juice. You'll thank me in the morning. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
1079 If you keep this up I won't be able to keep this up. 1.3431 0.06308 102 76 17 9
1080 No, it’s already too late….go for the lasagna! 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1081 I heard there was soul food. 1.3429 0.05552 105 74 26 5
1082 I’ll have something light. 1.3426 0.05450 108 76 27 5
1083 The tuna is to die for. 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
1084 Do me a favor and really savor this sandwich. 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
1085 Is that angel food cake? 1.3423 0.05504 111 79 26 6
1086 Good news. You can polish off the whole cake 1.3423 0.05794 111 81 22 8
1087 It's your conscience, George. You don't need those wings. 1.3423 0.04835 149 107 33 9
1088 The Mac and Cheese is heavenly. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1089 I see you've given up on the ironman triathlon goal by age 40. 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
1090 Those leftovers were so good. I just had an out of body experience ! 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1091 Try the angel food cake...I made it myself. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1092 If you're giving in, can you at least share? 1.3421 0.05261 114 80 29 5
1093 You might as well eat the entire cake, Anthony, as you'll be dead in 10 minutes. 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
1094 Lay off the midnight snacks, just trust me. 1.3421 0.05261 114 80 29 5
1095 What you seek is already inside you 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
1096 No. You're the one that's dead. 1.3415 0.05516 123 90 24 9
1097 Go big or go to bed, dude..... 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
1098 Trust me, don't eat the leftover lasagna. 1.3403 0.05041 144 105 29 10
1099 I'm Covid symptom # 29. 1.3402 0.06698 97 74 13 10
1100 Don’t worry, we’re just having an Out of Belly Experience.” 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1101 You're going to hate yourself in the morning... 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1102 Could you get me a beer while you’re in there? 1.3402 0.05461 97 67 27 3
1103 Want to find out how I got here? Finish off the fried chicken. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1104 So, yes - it turns out Mayo CAN expire. 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1105 For who does the fridge hum? It hums for YOU! 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1106 You’re dreaming so eat all you want. 1.3396 0.05343 106 74 28 4
1107 Went ahead with out you. Now get to bed. 1.3396 0.05172 106 73 30 3
1108 High! 1.3394 0.05714 109 79 23 7
1109 At that moment, Carl began to regret his custom light fixture. 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
1110 I am the ghost of leftovers past. If you don’t ditch the sushi, you could be me. 1.3394 0.05409 109 77 27 5
1111 That wasn't egg nog. 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
1112 That's not mayonnaise, Mark. 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
1113 Wake up, man. You're eating your pillow! 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1114 Just in time for the ghost of heartburn future! 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1115 Those mushrooms ARE magic Bob! 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1116 Hey Bruce, remember when the doctor told you that late night snacking would put you in an early grave? Well... 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
1117 Try the leftover meatloaf in back. It's killer! 1.3390 0.05138 118 83 30 5
1118 Make mine a double. 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
1119 No problem, we consciences like cake, too. 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
1120 The milk's gone bad. Trust me on this one. 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1121 Ambien gives you wings! 1.3368 0.05521 95 66 26 3
1122 Jesus says "No chocolate". 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1123 I'll have had what you're having. 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1124 I've come to inform you that it WAS expired. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1125 We talked about this 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1126 Dibs on the angel food cake. 1.3365 0.05041 104 71 31 2
1127 Son, I've told you ...don't stand with the refrigerator door open! 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1128 Hey. I'm the ghost of midnightsnacks future. You're gonna die of a heart attack tomorrow. So if I were you, I'd eat the whole cake. 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
1129 Sometimes your higher self wants a snack too! 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1130 I’m from the future, you need to buy more mayonnaise. 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
1131 Tomorrow you will be visited by three Republican pollsters. 1.3364 0.06361 107 82 14 11
1132 Eat that last pie and come join me sooner 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
1133 I am your guiding Angel. This is not the bathroom door!! 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1134 Marc Chagall loved that snack. 1.3364 0.06096 110 83 17 10
1135 I followed the light 1.3364 0.05368 110 78 27 5
1136 Who knew that when they said that some foods cause gas that they meant helium. 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1137 I'm you, from past your expiration date. 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1138 The devil's food cake is heavenly. Honestly, it is. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
1139 I'm the fridge fairy. Keep it light and close the door tight. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1140 A ghost? No. It turns out string theory is true and in my universe my refrigerator is out of roast beef. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1141 Remember that the lite yogurt is mine. 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1142 Hey Bro. Turns out Neverland has a dress code. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1143 You are what you eat." Turns out it's true 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1144 Look where the brownies will put you in five minutes. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1145 Apparently the refrigerator light is not the light you’re supposed to be walking to 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1146 You're going to want to avoid the tuna salad. 1.3333 0.05172 111 78 29 4
1147 You Ex sent me here to tell you to “go for it”! 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1148 I'm your alter ego and I'm here to tell you that you don't shave close enough! 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
1149 I’m the ghost of baloney future here to warn you Don’t Eat It! 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1150 Is this the Chagall painting? I think I’m lost 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1151 Try the mousse. 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
1152 After the whipped cream was gone, I just kept pushing on the nozzle. 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
1153 I’m your ghost of sandwiches past, and buddy, trust me, that Mayo is waaaaaay out of date. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1154 Trust me, the caffeine will keep you up 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1155 Go ahead, splurge. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1156 Enjoy the chocolate cake. All we get is angel food. 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1157 Ha ha I'm telling 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1158 I’m the ghost of midnight snack future. I’m here to warn you against the expired milk. 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1159 Try the chocolate cake. It's heavenly. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1160 I'm your bad angel. Eat the pie. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1161 You're out of mayo. 1.3333 0.04927 120 84 32 4
1162 Dibs on the last piece of angel food cake 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
1163 Make it count. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1164 I’m your snack fairy… you wished for me? 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1165 Soul food won’t fill the void 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
1166 Jeffrey, I am the Ghost of Christmas Morning Food Poisoning Yet to Come — don’t eat the prawns… 1.3333 0.05583 93 65 25 3
1167 Forget the fridge. Life is short. Let's go out on the town for juicy burgers and a bottle of gin. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1168 We died in our sleep, but God is sympathetic to midnight snackers 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1169 One Moment on your Lips..Forever on your Hips 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1170 Maybe stop saying Devils Cake is to die for. 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
1171 „Life literally teaches you nothing…” 1.3333 0.05424 108 77 26 5
1172 You realize that we died of food poisoning after eating the leftovers from last night . . . .? 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1173 Did you really think you could escape your conscience? 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
1174 Nah, I’ll wait. 1.3304 0.05051 115 81 30 4
1175 Drop the humus, Steve. You only only have 45 minutes to live. Grab the Häagen-Dazs! 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1176 I've been hanging out all night for some of that angel food cake. 1.3304 0.04976 112 78 31 3
1177 I am the ghost of digestion future... 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1178 Trust me, the meringue is light, fluffy and delicious! 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1179 I wouldn't eat that if I were you. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1180 Skip the chili! 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1181 The fuzzy greens are good. 1.3302 0.05953 106 79 19 8
1182 I am your subconscious…. Eat all you want. 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
1183 Every time a refrigerator "door open" bell goes off, an angel gets his wings. 1.3301 0.05412 103 73 26 4
1184 In the far dense northern reaches, lurking where the mold grows lush and sometimes like little flowers. Go here. For, what you find will be most soothing and delicious at this late grazing hour. 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
1185 You’re having a stroke. Of genius. Just kidding, it’s a stroke. 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
1186 Chill out. I’m just a figment of your refrigeration. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1187 Hello! I'm Clarence! I was sent here to save YOU from a massive heart attack AND EARN MY WINGS! 1.3300 0.05329 100 70 27 3
1188 It's going to be the last thing you eat, so go ahead and splurge 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
1189 Not the mayonnaise! 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1190 Psst! Try the angel food cake! 1.3298 0.05534 94 66 25 3
1191 Don't eat the mayonnaise! 1.3297 0.05426 91 63 26 2
1192 The diet wouldn't have worked out for you anyway. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1193 The commerical said to call the doctor if this happens. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1194 Mind if I share a nibble? The only cheese they have in the afterlife is vegan. 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1195 Make it worthwhile, the building collapses in 90 seconds 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1196 Sundown is 7:03pm… tomorrow. You still have 24.5 hours of atoning to go 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1197 I’ll have a float if you’re making 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
1198 Got a light snack ? 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1199 Close the door and let’s order a pizza. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
1200 Are you sure you should eat another pot brownie? 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
1201 Try the browies, they'll make you fly. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1202 The proof is in the pudding! 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
1203 I am not a ghost, I am your doppleganger. Please Pass me the cheesecake. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1204 Surprised? You passed enough gas to be twins! 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
1205 ‘I’m the ghost of diets past- take heed those who enter here, as what takes mere minutes on thy lips, will forever be on thy hips’ 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
1206 Go for the Angel Food cake 1.3274 0.04940 113 79 31 3
1207 eat it all…eat it all…eat it all……. 1.3274 0.05821 113 85 19 9
1208 The milk’s gone bad. Ask me how I know. 1.3274 0.05955 113 86 17 10
1209 I gave up on you a long time ago. Get enough for both of us. 1.3274 0.05821 113 85 19 9
1210 Go ahead! it was actually good cholesterol 1.3273 0.05020 110 77 30 3
1211 the chicken salad is to die for... and from... 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1212 I wish I were more like you, able to stand on my own two feet. 1.3271 0.06053 107 81 17 9
1213 Hurry up and pick something, it’s hard to keep up the distancing! 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1214 Please don't eat the last cookie. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1215 In retrospect, Use Your Illusion is a better album than Appetite for Destruction. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1216 It ISN'T just a metaphor... the light does stay on when the door closes. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1217 Have at the pastrami, it's the city bus that gets ya 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1218 After you. 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
1219 I told you that chicken was bad! 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
1220 You won’t regret the clam sauce. It’s to die for. 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
1221 Sleepwalking is child's play. Try this. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1222 You should've probably checked that expiration date buddy. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1223 Ghost fart 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1224 Some quick advice: don't eat the angel food cake. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1225 Butter ,sour cream aioli,and hot fudge sundaes are the key to enternal life. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1226 Might I suggest the pizza? Grab a beer too,you have five minutes. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1227 Think of it as an early breakfast. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1228 It's expired. 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
1229 Well, this kitchen is well stocked with spirits. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1230 Go ahead—-your diet starts tomorrow 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1231 What about a nice glass of warm 1% milk instead. 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1232 No Kimchi?" 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
1233 Night Calories don’t count 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1234 Is there any beer? 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1235 Pick something light. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1236 Let’s talk about expiration dates! 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1237 Oooh! Bread pudding! 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1238 Your therapist said to ‘feed your spirit,’ so how about some eggs? 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
1239 If your seeing me ….Step Away from the Fridge!!! 1.3250 0.06168 120 95 11 14
1240 But I can’t tell you which one 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
1241 Hi, I'm your Ghost of Heartburn Past. Try to avoid the left over lasagna this time 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1242 It's a trap! 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
1243 Spoiler alert: you should go ahead and have the cheesecake. 1.3241 0.05066 108 76 29 3
1244 Don't eat the leftover meatloaf. You should really trust me on this one. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1245 Go ahead and eat the mayonnaise - and complete the prophecy. 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1246 If I ate like you I’d never get off the ground 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1247 Try the angel cake. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1248 Go for the mayo. We died two hours ago. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1249 Believe me, I know. The carbs are going to kill you. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
1250 My apologies, Stanley, but, you’ll need to make that to go! 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1251 Yes, we're having an out of baloney experience 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
1252 Go ahead! Finish that pizza! I'll wait and take you on up. 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1253 I've come from the future to warn you that the rest of the pie isn't worth it. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1254 Bad news: this is the last decision you‘re gonna make. Good news: you’ll be in a robe and elastic waistband for the afterlife. 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1255 You should have put expiration dates on those containers. 1.3232 0.05339 99 70 26 3
1256 I must be your out-of-body experience. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1257 You wouldn't if you were me. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1258 Either I’m your guilty conscience calling you out for late night snacking or Suzy put LSD in everyone’s drink last night… you decide. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1259 I’m just saying, you may want to avoid the bean casserole. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1260 Pass the soul food 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1261 Go ahead and have the pastrami Reuben I’ll wait! 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1262 Better check the expiration date 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1263 Prousting” to see if anything new shows up 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1264 Honey are you staring in the fridge talking to yourself again? 1.3229 0.05440 96 68 25 3
1265 They warned me that some of the side effects might be sleep-floating and hallucinating about midnight snacking. 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
1266 I’m hungry after that wonderful Chagall exhibit. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1267 Live it up. 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1268 The carrot sticks are in the bin. 1.3226 0.05108 93 64 28 1
1269 I stocked up on ghost peppers. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1270 I'm your diet angel. Your wife sent me to say " get back to bed!" 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1271 Shut the door, it's freezing! 1.3222 0.05434 90 63 25 2
1272 I heard you make the best angel food cake! 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1273 Those leftovers are to die for 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1274 I’m from the future. Please leave me the leftover lasagna. 1.3220 0.04945 118 84 30 4
1275 I am your ghost of the future, do not indulge. 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
1276 I am the ghost of cholesterol future…put down that cannoli 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
1277 No, walking downstairs in the middle of the night is not enough exercise to offset a piece of cake. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1278 Try the 'lite' yogurt - it really works! 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1279 We're not getting low on soul food, I hope. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1280 I wear the pounds I forged in life. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1281 I'm your conscience, but it looks like it's too late to weigh in on this. 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
1282 I'm having another one of those flying-in-the-kitchen dreams. You? 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1283 We got hit by a bus. Go ahead and eat whatever you want! 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1284 C'mom, don't leave me hanging--what's for breakfast? 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1285 Do I look like a Guardian Angel? 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1286 Oh, nothing for me, thanks. I just had a light supper. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
1287 The Ghost of Christmas Future says it's not on your diet. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1288 Is that Devils Food? OK , What the heck. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1289 Ever try a ghost pepper? 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1290 Ironically, I’m actually more of a Devil’s Food Cake kinda guy 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
1291 It's a new service: Uber Insomnia. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1292 It's expired... like me. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1293 No, no, Donny. Remember how midnight snacks give you delusions. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1294 Yes, this is how NOOM works" 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1295 No, you're right. Those chimichangas won't come back to haunt you... 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1296 I ate your leftover pizza. Whatcha gonna do about it? 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1297 I'm your ghost of late nights past. Sorry, I ate the last piece of pie already 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1298 Hi there, I'd double-think that roast beef and swiss. 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1299 I'm you in 30 minutes if you eat that bacon. 1.3200 0.05101 100 70 28 2
1300 Who said that Chagall was not realistic? 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1301 I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past Expiration Date. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1302 Why wouldn’t I be your conscience? 1.3200 0.05295 100 71 26 3
1303 Let me tell you about today's specials. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1304 I’m not sure I want to return to that body. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1305 I need to eat something. I’m feeling a bit light-headed. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1306 You’re better than this Gary, you’ll regret it in the morning you always do 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1307 Try the cake- it's to die for. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1308 You'll be visited by the ghosts of three sourdough starters. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1309 You're going to blame the missing cake on me, aren't you? 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1310 I'll take mine to go 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1311 Yes, I'm you in about 30 minutes if you dare eat that leftover shrimp salad that has been in there for six days. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1312 Use a glass. Trust me. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1313 Hey me, it's you. What kind of mushrooms were on that salad? 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1314 I'm your conscience. Have a piece of celery! 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
1315 No need to keep looking. You ate the Floating Island a few hours ago. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1316 Don’t eat those, they’re for the wake. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1317 I am the ghost of the nightmare soon to come. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1318 What happens in the kitchen--stays in the kitchen. 1.3182 0.06770 88 68 12 8
1319 Remember when your wife said midnight snacks would kill you? She's gonna make sure of it. 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
1320 Just a heads up... Marge has been Googling "Untraceable Poisons". 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1321 I think you’ll like that green stuff on the top shelf. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1322 I'd warn you to not eat the leftover tartare, but then I wouldn't be here. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1323 Eat the donuts. All of em. You die in a subway flood anyway. 1.3182 0.06048 110 85 15 10
1324 I am the ghost of Paleo Past. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1325 Don't worry, it wasn't the cake. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1326 I'm just a figment of your Ambien imagination. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1327 I am the Ghost of COVID Present: check the expiration date, for the ICU’s are full. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1328 I wouldn’t recommend the Chowder 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1329 Last week’s tofu is to die for 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1330 Eat light 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1331 Nothing says “I’m waiting for the results of my biopsi,” like Laughing Cow and jalapeño jelly on a Triscuit. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1332 My recommendation is the Angel food cake….it’s heavenly. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1333 Hi! I'm the Ghost of Your Very Near Future. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1334 Mother says Hi. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1335 Eat the Casserole. It's to Die For. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1336 I am the Ghost of GERD episodes past. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1337 Hey-- little tip. The Ivermectin Impossible Burger really isn't possible. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1338 Noo really, it’s to die for. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1339 Close the refrigerator door, step back slowly and put your hands where I can see them. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1340 I am the ghost of heart burn to cone 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1341 I am the ghost of past-the-expiration-date. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1342 Remember, a moment on the lips, and after-lifetime on the hips. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1343 Note to self: lay off the mushrooms. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1344 You're alone! Skip your wife's healthy dip! 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1345 It “was” a wonderful life. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1346 I'm the ghost of indigestion past. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1347 Hey, don't forget that you're eating for two now! 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1348 I am the ghost of "Cold Chinese Takeout past. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1349 Trust me. If you cut out the carbs, you’ll feel lighter. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1350 Alright, one last drink before you decease and I depart. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1351 Wow you really are your own worst enemy 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1352 I am the ghost of After Dinner 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1353 I am the ghost of bacon past. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1354 This time, regard the expiration date. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1355 Excuse me Sir, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
1356 I'm your Wary Gut Father. 1.3140 0.05633 121 93 18 10
1357 That slice of pie is behind the Miracle Whip...and you didn't hear it from me. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1358 A balanced diet keeps you grounded." 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1359 Grandmother said 'have the cake'" 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1360 You're still asleep 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1361 You didn't wash your hands after going to the bathroom. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1362 I am the ghost of best-by dates past. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1363 I am in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Leftovers yet to come? 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1364 Hey, pal. In our dreams, we are savoring the finest Chateaubriand with truffles and a fine balsamic reduction. You really gonna ruin that for us with a ham and mayo sandwich? 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1365 Whatever you do, don't eat the chicken 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1366 Remember to check the vegetable crisper. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1367 the peanut butter was totally worth it 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1368 Yeah, I couldn't sleep either. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1369 Harry, I am from your future! Unfortunately, I’m from just four minutes ahead in your future so I really have nothing interesting to tell you. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1370 Eat something. I'm bloated. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1371 I am the ghost of Tomorrow Morning. Don't eat the yougurt. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1372 You should have thrown away the tuna salad. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1373 If you snooze,you lose. 1.3125 0.04917 112 80 29 3
1374 The expired milk is to die for. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1375 I'm supposed to tell you to resist temptation, but make me a sandwich and I didn't see a thing. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1376 Tom Brady stops eating at 7 p.m. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1377 Hello! I am Hugh your personalized holographic fridge assistant. Feel free to ask yourself why you opened this door. 1.3125 0.05070 144 110 23 11
1378 Don’t eat the ghost pepper. 1.3120 0.04740 125 90 31 4
1379 Purgatory run out of kombucha again? 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
1380 Do I look familiar Larry? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1381 Chagall I help you find a midnight snack?” 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1382 This new version of Weightwatchers seems to violate my privacy. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1383 Do I really look thinner up here? 1.3118 0.05292 93 66 25 2
1384 Stay away from the yogurt. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1385 You're having delusions. You better eat something! 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1386 Don’t worry, everyone’s thin in Heaven 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1387 Skip the mayo. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1388 I'm the Ghost of Mayonnaise Past. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1389 I’m the ghost of cravings past. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1390 So you’re asking yourself, “is the chicken salad bad?” Yeah, it’s bad. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1391 I'm just the ghost of resolutions past, so go right ahead. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1392 O.K, when I said I should start watching what I eat, this isn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1393 Hi Bill, I'm the spirit of Death by Heart Attack yet to come. You don't really want to eat that donut, do you? 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
1394 That's it. The light at the end of the tunnel. You might as well grab a doughnut. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1395 I just find it much more uplifting than sleepwalking. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1396 I’m your MRNA. Please take the vaccine, already. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1397 No -- year old leftovers aren't a good idea. 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
1398 Sorry, I ate all the ghost cookies 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
1399 She hid the cake behind the pickles, back right 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1400 I enjoyed my midnight snacks too but there are repercussions. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1401 If you see me,the blue cheese in the back has gone bad. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1402 Closing and opening the fridge won't change what's in it. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1403 I know it's late, but I am pursuing my dreams. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1404 Do not hesitate, you’ll die in a moment anyway. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1405 The helium sandwich is delicious. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1406 It's a common misconception that astral projections don't get hungry. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1407 I am the ghost of past midnight snacks… 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1408 Take your time. The answer is within. 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1409 Nothing in the handbook that says a guardian angel can't snack. 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
1410 You’re wondering if these leftovers from last week are still good. I’m here to tell you, no, they certainly are not. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1411 You know...what you're looking for...is not in there. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1412 I came back to remind you to check the expiry dates. 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
1413 Ya gonna eat all of that? 1.3095 0.05350 84 59 24 1
1414 I think you’ll regret the egg salad. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1415 Go for it. I'm off-duty until sunrise. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1416 Harold, you’ve got to read the expiration dates before snacking before bed. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1417 If I were you, I'd have the cheesecake. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1418 Brownies. More brownies. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1419 Ambrosia, please. To go. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1420 I like angel food cake. 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1421 your last wish was for a pickle? 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1422 Pssst. The ice cream is in the freezer section. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
1423 Tonight, don't go for the Lite beer. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1424 Aunt Mildred can’t wait to see you. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1425 Have another slice of cake, it’s to die for. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1426 The Heavenly Hash ice cream is mine. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1427 You know, you should really start making decisions faster. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1428 You didn't listen to me when I was just a voice in your head. Maybe you will listen to me now. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1429 Look, we’ll be killed by a terrorist next week, so reheat the marbled steak AND have the tiramisu, put some extra cream on it. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1430 Tonight you will be haunted by Three Spirits: the Ghost of Snacking Past, the Ghost of Snacking Present, and the Ghost of Snacking Yet To Come... 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1431 Perhaps I can interest you in a night cap 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1432 Close the door. The light's keeping me up." 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1433 Never heard of the realm of hungry ghosts? 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1434 Which of us is dreaming? 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1435 Hey, moron, you sure you want to eat those donuts after you'e seen what you look like? 1.3077 0.06122 104 81 14 9
1436 It really doesn't matter. You're going to lose a lot of weight very soon. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1437 Like a moth to a flame. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1438 Avoid the dairy tonight, will ya? 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1439 You know, when Harriet left because of the constant hovering, she was probably referring to me and not you. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1440 Dude, this is your conscience speaking. Ice cream is in the freezer. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1441 I'm your midnight snack fairy godbrother. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1442 I go towards the light too. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1443 I knew I'd find you here 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1444 Check and see if there's any soul food. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1445 Hold everything! I want take out! 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1446 You know, whatever you eat during an OBE has no calories... 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1447 The kale is in the bottom drawer. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1448 I'm here to warn you that the cake will kill you... but it's so worth it! 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
1449 I would check the 'sell-by' date on that mayonnaise if I was you 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1450 I’m you from the future. You get hit by a car, so no need to worry about heart disease. Eat whatever you want. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1451 Let me guess — She’s ‘too tired’? 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1452 Midnight snacks at the residence of Marc Chagall 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1453 I don't think those are portobellos. 1.3061 0.06223 98 76 14 8
1454 Don't use the Lite Mayo. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1455 Why not go for something light? 1.3061 0.04899 98 69 28 1
1456 Two things Murray: splurge on Grub Hub and call your mother. 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1457 My secret favorite is Deviled eggs. 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1458 You have the sandwivh, I'll have the beer! 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1459 You try it, I'll just watch. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1460 Don't eat the yeast. 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1461 I am in the mood for something light tonight. 1.3061 0.04899 98 69 28 1
1462 You are thinking "what will a little expired peanut butter do to me?", aren't you? 1.3061 0.05311 98 71 24 3
1463 The way to a soul's heart is leftover Kung Pao. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1464 Try the angel food cake. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1465 I am the ghost of cheeses past. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1466 Yeah, I used to have a cape, but now that I’m in my golden years I just fly around in this bathrobe. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1467 My long-lost twin brother. Still think I'm full of hot air? 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1468 Trust me, the milk has gone very, very bad 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1469 Might I recommend something a little lighter? 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1470 I’ve been eating lighter lately. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1471 I was on my way to the bathroom when I saw the light. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1472 You’re allergic to cheese but it was worth it 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1473 Try the ambrosia, it’s heavenly. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1474 I’d go with the deviled eggs & Lucifer chicken 1.3053 0.05200 95 68 25 2
1475 Is it midnight yet? 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1476 The mushrooms have peaked. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1477 I'd recommend you skip the light cottage cheese. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1478 I told you Ambien eating was a thing. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1479 I like being your alter ego but I don't appreciate being wakened in the middle of the night for a refrigerator raid! 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1480 Trust me – you won't regret it. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1481 I'm your food angel. It's like your good angel, but with a PhD in Nutrition Science. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
1482 Stop faking surprise; I'm always here when you open the frig. 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1483 Can I occupy your body to have sex with your wife after the sandwich? 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1484 I am the Ghost of Insomnia Future - try the veal. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
1485 I told you that cake was to die for! 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1486 I am your food fairy, remember what I say about midnight snacking - a moment on the lips, is a lifetime on the hips! 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1487 I am the ghost of Christmas leftovers long languished, Ebenezer. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1488 So... I just have to walk into the light? 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
1489 Something a little less gassy, tonight, perhaps? 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1490 The death by chocolate ice cream was right. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1491 Your better angel says,"Go back to bed." 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1492 Psst! Fred, it's a dream, eat all you want. 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1493 The cheese was bad, Larry. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1494 They say chicken soup is good for the soul, but maybe we could order in some pizza for a change? 1.3034 0.05155 89 63 25 1
1495 Just a warning,that chicken was undercooked . 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1496 It’s 11:59. Technically, our diet starts tomorrow. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1497 Never trust an expiration date. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1498 That rye bread with the mold on it - go easy on it. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1499 You're still dreaming Frank... the fridge is empty! 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1500 Sleep-eating” calories count too, Pau 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1501 I'll have a ham on rye. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1502 Come back to bed and there's a sexy dream about Chelsea in Accounting in it for you. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1503 You wouldn’t believe it wasn’t butter. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1504 Well. I'm not hungry, so you must be the one who's real. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1505 Just pretend the quinoa is bacon. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1506 The pandemic aged Peter Pan 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1507 I'm the ghost of midnight snacks past. Remember what those leftover chimichangas did to you last time? Come with me... 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
1508 Better angel? No, I’m your bettor angel. Fifty bucks says you go for the chocolate cake. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1509 Ya it's the same up there, an enticing doorway to false promises 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1510 My (identical) twin brother coming back from the dead to tell me to stop getting fat because others might think it's him. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1511 Yes, that little carton of moo goo gai pan WAS too old. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1512 Sorry, I’m the kale angel. The cake devil is back tomorrow night. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1513 It is I, the Sandwichman! 1.3023 0.05249 86 61 24 1
1514 Who were you expecting, Patrick Swayze? 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1515 This motherfucker… 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1516 Your conscience was tied up at the moment, but suggested you eat the entire jar of mayonnaise. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1517 I ate all the Angel Food cake 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1518 So, can you guess what happens if you keep eating those midnight snacks? 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1519 The Ivermectin is on the right side of the top shelf 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
1520 You’re obviously dreaming, so go at it and stop counting calories. 1.3019 0.04865 106 76 28 2
1521 I’m the ghost of reflux past. 1.3019 0.06020 106 83 14 9
1522 The internet told me you were here. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1523 I am the ghost of meals past. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1524 Listen to me— do not eat the expired yogurt. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1525 Have the chocolate cake . Life is short . 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1526 You’re getting warmer… 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1527 The bathroom's down the hall. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1528 Greetings, Sam. I’m the Ghost of Mayonnaise Past Due. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1529 I'm your good fairy. Eat the cake. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1530 Let the yeast rise longer. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1531 Our wife poisoned the milk. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1532 The leftover soul food is to die for 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1533 The 'good-you' is sleeping. Lets party! 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1534 Dairy? Only in your dreams. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1535 May I have the leftover wings? 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1536 I'll have a moon pie too. 1.3000 0.05347 90 65 23 2
1537 If you’re not going to listen, then fix me one, too. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1538 If there's no angel food cake, I wouldn't mind some deviled ham. 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
1539 I think you should double check what you wrote in that personals ad. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1540 Your future self says: pass on the turkey leftovers . 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1541 Go ahead……I dare you 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1542 I'm not your ghost, I'm the ghost of your New Year's Resolution. 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
1543 Goodnight Moon Pies. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1544 I'm you, next week, if you eat that piece of fudge cake. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1545 Don’t eat the liverwurst 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1546 Oh I remember this! My last midnight snack before a wandering spirit scared me to death 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1547 Actually, I am more like your Guardian Angel cake. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1548 Well, the sandwich WAS mine... 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1549 I’m the ghost of snacking future. Eat the pizza. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1550 Eat as much as you want. I'll do the weigh in tomorrow. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1551 It turns out that the Afterlife could care less about you, so go ahead and have the pâté 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1552 Turns out Susan was right about the 8th grilled cheese. Who would have thought!? 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1553 You’ll regret that in the morning 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1554 You should try the cake, its to die for. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1555 Alright here is the beauty of a lucid dream: Go ahead and eat everything you want from your childhood fridge! 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1556 Close the door and step back or I’ll have to hurt you. 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1557 Close the door or come with me now. 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
1558 I've come back to warn you--chicken tartar is a really bad idea. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1559 The fuzzy cheesecake is to die for. 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
1560 Reward yourself! You've been under house arrest for a year. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1561 I know you said you didn’t want your conscience to bother you, but we really do need to lose some weight… 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1562 I've discovered that by cutting out midnight snacks, I've become much lighter. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1563 I promise it wasn’t the cheesecake 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1564 The chicken bone will get stuck in your throat. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1565 Since I started my new diet, I feel lighter than air. 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
1566 Let’s have a root beer float 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1567 Could ya pass me that tub of cottage cheese, and a spoon. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1568 It’s time we’ve stopped self-isolating. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1569 That leftover lasagna is to die for! 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1570 I'm having an out of body dining experience 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1571 Forget the food. Your time is up! 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1572 Go for the chocolate cake! 1.2981 0.04904 104 75 27 2
1573 Go ahead...keep drinking mayo out of the jar. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1574 Those calories really do count! 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1575 That cheesecake looks heavenly. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1576 There was a fly in my soup 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1577 Just, please, don't eat the leftover goulash! 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1578 Pardon me, but I believe I'm first in line. 1.2979 0.05202 94 68 24 2
1579 Go ahead. Life's too short. Trust me. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1580 I'm feeling a spicy pickle crazy dream vibe for tonight 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1581 Remember you are lactose intolerant. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1582 Go a bit fancy. That truck will be hitting you before breakfast 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1583 No more of those mushrooms for us... 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1584 Ice cream float! 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1585 Unless you want to turn into me, keep away from the potato salad. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
1586 Live a little. Drink the regular. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1587 Sorry- I ate all the angels food cake. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1588 Yes, I'm your guardian angel. But if you split it with me I'll just keep it between the two of us this time. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1589 Pro tip: Don’t eat the potato salad. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1590 I'll have some of that devil's food cake for a change, please. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1591 But if you do choose to drink directly from the milk carton, I’ll know. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
1592 You’re not really hungry Bob. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1593 The answer is 'nothing.' Unless you want to go to the bathroom three times before dawn, the answer is 'nothing.' 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1594 Super-ego, please… last junk food night… 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1595 We have a Tee-time with God in the morning. 1.2967 0.06720 91 73 9 9
1596 Sure, I get a guardian angel from Weight Watchers.... 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1597 Don’t just stand there with the door open. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1598 Sorry, I thought this was the light at the end of the tunnel 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
1599 Good evening - I'm your virtual weight-watcher. 1.2963 0.05399 81 58 22 1
1600 If I were you….oh, wait, I am. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1601 Stay away from the kraut! It’s nothing but gas! 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1602 I bet you hope this is a dream 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1603 That meatloaf will come back to haunt you! 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1604 How come we weigh the same even though I burn more calories than you do? 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
1605 It is I, the ghost of leftovers past 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1606 you might as well have it...I happen to know you've only got 10 minutes left on earth! 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1607 Oh, PORTION control - not apparition control. My mistake. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1608 As your Guardian Lite Angel I’m suggesting go easy on the Gorgonzola and forget the chocolate 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1609 I was told to look towards the light. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1610 Oh for God’s sake! Go ahead- it’s a pandemic! 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1611 I'm the first ghost of leftovers past. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1612 Forget food, let's have a drink. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1613 If you eat the expired mayonnaise you can float through walls. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1614 Ever wondered what you would have for your last dinner? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1615 Make it for two... 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
1616 Close the door and fly away with me. 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
1617 Hey, just because I'm here, doesn't mean you have to eat for two. 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
1618 I am the ghost of snacking future. Throw out the Mayo! 1.2952 0.04865 105 76 27 2
1619 we were right: totally worth it 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1620 Midnight appa-rations 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1621 Any chicken soup? 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1622 Don’t even THINK about eating that raw cookie dough 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
1623 Are you sure you want to use your last wish on some extra salami? 1.2949 0.05508 78 56 21 1
1624 I come with your full subscription to Noom. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1625 Your Better Self says “ forget it and go back to bed”! 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1626 Is it safe to come back yet? 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1627 You again? 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1628 It wasn't a two-bite brownie after all 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1629 I'm craving those Twinkies you saved in the freezer in 1969 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1630 I just had a light snack. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1631 Nothing too heavy. It makes us dream. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1632 You're still going to look like me in the future no matter what you choose. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1633 Greetings. I’m the hologram app on your new smart fridge 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1634 I said the strong box not the ice box. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1635 The light goes out, trust me I checked. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1636 Yes, right! Better late than never 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1637 I know what you did last summer 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1638 I’ll have what you should not. 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1639 Could you make me a float? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1640 The ghost of waistlines past. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1641 I’m the ghost of Christmas future, do not go near that drumstick. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1642 How many times are you going to open the fridge to see if that piece of pie has returned 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1643 Hey, I was here first. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1644 I'm you from the future. The egg salad IS too old. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1645 Every time a refrigerator door swings, a chubby angel gets his wings. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1646 I can recommend the angel food cake. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1647 Find anything past the expiration date? 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1648 I am the ghost from past diets. Do you really want that midnight snack? 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1649 For dessert, I'm going to go with the angel food. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1650 I think the mushrooms are expired. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1651 I am the Ghost of Corned Beef Future. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1652 Trust me. I'm you -- just a few pounds heavier. Go for the cake. 1.2927 0.05345 82 59 22 1
1653 Does the light really stay on when you close the door? 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1654 No, I'm just your ordinary refrigerator angel, and I'm here to tell you that no matter how much you paid for it, broccolini is still broccoli, even if it is cuter and sounds more sophisticated. 1.2927 0.06829 82 65 10 7
1655 “Tonight you will be visited by three trips to the bathroom.” 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1656 The Macy's Parade dream again. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1657 Try the air crisps - they are so light! 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1658 Of course I'm your fairy god-mother. Go ahead, eat whatever you feel like. You deserve it. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1659 He,this is cool! I’m YOU, from the future! 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1660 Take it from me. If you eat those beans you will have gas. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1661 As the ghost of your future self... Late night snacking is a killer. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1662 I’m just saying, I wouldn’t recommend that slice of Devil’s food cake. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1663 I had a dream about Marc Chagall... 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1664 Go for the chicken salad. It’s lighter than air. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1665 You die of undetected syphilis. Have the ice cream. 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
1666 Make my eggs light and fluffy 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1667 Well, since you asked, the chicken parmesan is to die for. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1668 Step back from the chocolate cheesecake, and I'll steer clear of that big tunnel of light. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1669 I am the ghost of last week's dairy. Check the sell-by dates on all your deli meats. 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1670 I am the ghost of casseroles past their prime. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1671 Dinner for two! 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1672 The Gaspacho is Heavenly 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1673 The meatloaf is now literally to die for 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1674 I can't believe it's not butter! 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1675 I am the ghost of repast past. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1676 Everytime it beeps George, an angel gets their wings. 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
1677 I am you from the future, please leave me a breakfast burrito. 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1678 I felt like something light. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1679 The angel food cake is all gone - so sorry! 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1680 Got a slice of angel food cake in there?" 1.2911 0.05450 79 57 21 1
1681 I’m your out of body experience and I’m hungry too. Pass the salami. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1682 Sleep walking and sleep eating. But never sleep exercising! 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1683 Yes, normally I’d come for you with the horns, trident and all the demons, but hey, it’s your birthday! 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
1684 You might want to go back to bed. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1685 Choose wisely: jar number 1 or jar number 2. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1686 I told you that casserole would come back to haunt you! 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1687 When hell freezes over 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
1688 Turns out that’s what they mean by perishable 1.2907 0.05196 86 62 23 1
1689 Just a thought. The coffee may be a little strong this morning. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
1690 Careful, the mayonnaise will give you gas 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1691 I'm you, an hour from now: don't eat the expired mayonnaise! 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
1692 I just wanted to remind you that what you do now will affect your future. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1693 Skipping late night snacks is key to losing weight. On the other hand, Bruno ponders whether being weightless is anything to aspire to. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1694 You really should get a screen put on this window 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1695 Psst, you should check the expiration date on that deli meat. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1696 ‘It’s butter’ 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1697 I’m so sorry I’m late Bob, my last Zoom of the day ran over. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1698 I wouldn't eat that leftover burrito if I were you 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1699 Wait until Christmas. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1700 The legalizations are great! I now know what it means to be high. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1701 I am your higher self. Close the refrigerator door. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1702 I’m pretty sure you can’t disable the conscience feature on your new smart refrigerator. But lay off the cream cheese. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1703 Sometimes a refrigerator is just a refrigerator. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1704 Whatever you do, don’t try the leftover ham 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1705 Go ahead. Drink the milk. The kids will never know. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1706 I still dream about midnight snacking. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1707 Turns out we are allergic 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1708 The commercial was right, it’s so good my soul really did leave my body! 1.2895 0.04781 114 84 27 3
1709 Don’t eat the wings! 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1710 I can't believe you're back for more of the peyote salad. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1711 This is why you can’t see your swollen testicles 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1712 I wonder if any of this is actually soul food 1.2892 0.05292 83 60 22 1
1713 A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. 1.2889 0.05058 90 65 24 1
1714 You're not going to find the angel's food cake. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1715 The cheese...the yogurt...I'm not sure which one did it. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1716 The tuna casserole’s fine; it’s the 6am yoga that does us in. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1717 Two words. Tartar sauce. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1718 If I’m not dreaming then you must be. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1719 No breakfast for me I'm on a weightless program." 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1720 Trust me. There's just no such thing as too much mayonnaise... 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
1721 I'm the ghost of weight gain yet to come. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1722 Let me give you some advice. 1.2887 0.06211 97 77 12 8
1723 Anti gravity ice cream? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1724 Frank, I'm from the future. Believe me when I say that the world is hinging on whether you eat that mozzarella tonight. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1725 I know it looks delicious, but don't eat the meatloaf! 1.2883 0.04683 111 81 28 2
1726 I'm you from the future. Just wanna ask you to close the refrigerator door. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
1727 Ixnay on the ilkmay. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1728 The angel and devil are both on vacation. I'm a moderate. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1729 It is I, the Ghost of Christmas Past-Midnight Snacks. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1730 SNACKING WHEN ITS VERY LATE MEANS TUBBY GUY WILL BE YOUR FATE 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1731 You know I don't like heavy meals 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1732 Weight! Weight! 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1733 The milk’s expiration date is fine—yours, however....” 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1734 Ghost of Lockdowns Past, Present, AND Future 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1735 And if you shut your eyes, I disappear 1.2875 0.05394 80 58 21 1
1736 Psst, make that snack for two. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1737 Maybe try the cake without the mold this time. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1738 Grab the donuts 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1739 Enjoy that full refrigerator while you can. American Socialism will soon destroy that luxury. Fight the Commie bastards, or they will kill you! 1.2872 0.06527 94 76 9 9
1740 I'm from next year's physical exam. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1741 As the Ghost of Diabetes Yet to Come, might I suggest you try a carrot? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1742 The chiffon cake is especially light this week. Be careful. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1743 Hey, eat up. God’s into fat dudes. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1744 Future you doesn’t need those extra 10 pounds. 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
1745 I'm your alter ego: close the door, go back to bed, count sheep. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1746 Normally I’d be planning to leave you sleepless, awash with waves of regret until dawn but those blueberry scones are to die for. Don’t forget the mascarpone … second shelf in the back. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1747 Make mine a root beer float. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1748 Since it's your dream let's have the left over pastrami? 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1749 I'm your covid conscience, do whatever the hell you want. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
1750 Not hovering, as much as just sayin' that this really isn't a good idea. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1751 I'm your ghost of late night refrigerator past.....it's not too late to return to Weight Watchers.... 1.2857 0.04959 84 60 24 0
1752 Your conscience reminding you that none of that is yours. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1753 Is there any lasagna left? 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
1754 You know eating late makes us gaseous 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1755 Choose wisely. 1.2857 0.05502 77 56 20 1
1756 Grubhub. Grubhub. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1757 Trust me: the milk is expired. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1758 The expiration dates are just a suggestion. 1.2857 0.04959 84 60 24 0
1759 You really shouldn't astral project on an empty stomach. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1760 Can I float a better idea by you? 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1761 Living the dream baby, living the dream. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1762 I am the Ghost of Diets Past. Touch my robe and let’s get a freakin’ pizza! 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1763 And that, my friend, is why we should've stuck to diet soda. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
1764 You have a really bad case of Covid. So enjoy this meal. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1765 I am the ghost of heartburn that is to come. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1766 The snacks are better next door. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1767 The answer to your hunger isn’t in there. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1768 I'd avoid the pot roast - it didn't keep as well as we had hoped. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1769 The problem with getting high is it gives you the munchies. 1.2857 0.07653 70 57 6 7
1770 I'm the Ghost of Cheesecake Present and I ate the last piece. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1771 I’m your fairy fat brother. Got any cheese? 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1772 Don’t do it! If you interrupt a sex dream for a snack there’s no going back. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1773 These ARE the Pearly Gates! 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1774 Finish the pie and you can join me. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1775 Make the mistake of your choice. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1776 The taco truck is just three blocks away. 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
1777 There is an afterlife. Go for it! 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1778 Hey you know all those cows you ate, they really dislike us there up top 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1779 Enjoy your last ice-cream 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1780 Go for the cheesecake. We only lived once. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1781 Try the leftover potato salad, it's killer! 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1782 We need milk 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1783 I am the ghost of five minutes ago. No new food has appeared in the fridge 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1784 Astral projection diet is out of this world 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1785 The brownies really are heavenly 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1786 Your dream self is on a diet. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1787 If you can see me you'll close that door right now and contemplate your future. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1788 The better angel of your nature recommends the leftover vegan paella. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1789 Self, if you eat at this hour, you'll throw off your intermittent fasting schedule 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1790 Eat the pie and you die! 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1791 My dietitian recommended I bring emotional awareness when eating 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1792 You'll be sorry in the morning 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1793 Everything ok? I saw the Fridge-signal 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1794 when gluttonous multiverses converge 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1795 I didn’t mean go towards the fridge light. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1796 Stay away from the mushrooms, which is why we're having this conservation in the first place! 1.2841 0.06455 88 70 11 7
1797 Whatever you pick,make it for two. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1798 How about a Bud Light, Bud? 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1799 I am the Ghost of Future Snacks. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
1800 You won't find any there. Try the drug cabinet 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1801 I’m “The Ghost of Cholesterol Future” 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1802 You really have to try this fasting diet! 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1803 Don’t eat the seven-week-old coooouscoooous. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1804 Super size us! 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1805 Got Froyo? 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1806 No, expiration dates and best by are not the same thing 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1807 Turns out you weren't just chocolate intolerant 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1808 Be careful, that food will repeat on you. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1809 I’m here to share your last meal. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1810 I loved the angelic choirs, shimmering light and boundless harmony, but I needed a snack. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1811 Intermission is almost over. 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
1812 Any angel hair in there? 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1813 Larry, yes, I'm your conscience, and I'm also pre-diabetic. So ease up on the cheesecake. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1814 Keep on searchin', Guy. There ain't no pie in the sky. 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
1815 Forget the ghost peppers. You need to trust me on this. You'll be up forever. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1816 How do you think I got here, pal? 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1817 You said you were becoming vegan after that podcast 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1818 There are no such things as good and bad angels, only us guilt trippers. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1819 Anything substantial in there? 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1820 Save me a cookie. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1821 What did you think, Alter-egos don’t snack? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1822 They told me not to go into the light, but easier said than done, amiright? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1823 Do I smell Angel food cake? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1824 Be sure to watch out for toothpicks in the leftover sandwich. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1825 I see you got my message ! 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1826 Don't touch the cannoli. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1827 I'd advise a very light snack. Nothing that'll weigh you down. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1828 Tina doesn't make the rules. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1829 Yes I have the munchies. Why do you ask? 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1830 You got a problem and sleep-eating is not an option. 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
1831 Skip the egg salad, you'll thank me later. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1832 Go ahead..calories don't count after midnight. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1833 Go ahead. Have the dessert. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1834 You look vaguely familiar. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1835 Hey, you know what you should try? Kombucha! 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1836 This is what I get for taking the red pill 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1837 Knock Knock"....Ur dead! 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1838 Just go ahead and eat all that. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1839 I'm your Dickensian accountability buddy. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1840 Don’t look back at regret. Just do it! 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1841 oh, don't mind me, please go ahead 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1842 Go for it—food's great up here and you can't die twice. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1843 Ask yourself my friend: Do you eat to live or do you live to eat? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1844 Just because I'm an illusion doesn't mean you can't hand me a pickle. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1845 How about some more of those special brownies? 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1846 I didn't believe in near-death experiences, but here I am watching you about to eat the fourth unhealthy snack of the evening. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1847 Think of me as your wingman. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
1848 Remember that left-over poached salmon in Hollandaise sauce from last week? 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1849 I thought we were putting a mirror on the fridge door? 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1850 I am the ghost of your future weight about 20 pounds from now. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1851 If you're looking for the horse paste, I ate it all. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1852 Hey, your sense of guilt here. May I join? 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1853 Mind checking the date on the milk while you’re in there? 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
1854 Ivermectin gives you wiiiings. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1855 Can you spare an egg for your alter ego? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1856 Be warned! I'm the Ghost of Belly Future. 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
1857 Yes, it is I, the ghost of leftovers past 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1858 Are you gonna finish that? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1859 You’re still asleep. You don’t know what you’re doing. You can eat everything you want. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1860 Yes. The light still works Paul. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1861 Spoiler alert: you’re going to be disappointed. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1862 I'm the Ghost of Late Night Snacks Past. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1863 Any angel food in there? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1864 You might want to avoid the egg salad. 1.2805 0.05285 82 60 21 1
1865 Quick, you've got to get back to our dream. We're about to win an Oscar for Best Picture! 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1866 Consceince, shmonscience, eat that last piece of cheesecake. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1867 You must try the Peter Pan peanut butter. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1868 Just eat that turkey wing and find out what happens. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1869 How about some more Dream Whip? 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1870 This is what they mean by “Enter the light”. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1871 As your doppelgänger, I feel it’s my duty to warn you that eating after ten may keep you up at night. 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
1872 I'm your Fitbit's virtual snack blocker app. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1873 Surprise me 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1874 No snacks for you. Not on my watch. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1875 You don't really think eating the rest of the lasagna is going to kill you, right? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1876 In my dream, you are still asleep. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1877 I'm trying to enter the caption contest. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1878 The sweet treats aren’t what take us out. Go for it. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1879 You’ll fly, but it doesn’t give you wings 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1880 Are you sure you don't just have to pee? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1881 Go ahead and open the freezer, you know you want the ice cream. 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
1882 Totally worth it. 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1883 You checked every expiration date but your own. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1884 Waist not, want not? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1885 How about veggies or fruit ? I’ll leave when you start laughing. 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
1886 The cake was worth it ! 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1887 There's no milk. So you're having an "out of latte" experience. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1888 Remember to check the expiration date. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
1889 Don`t eat anything that could keep me up at night. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1890 I’m your conscience, Fred—and I am STARVING. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1891 Go ahead…we’re all wearing sweat pants and pajamas for the foreseeable future. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1892 Seriously, Mike, will you get vaccinated now? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1893 ‘The Covid Vaccine is a Hoax’ 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1894 Ghoulash again? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1895 Stop ghosting people. It’s giving us a bad name. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1896 You made yourself a float! 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1897 You know you want to. 1.2785 0.05075 79 57 22 0
1898 It’s time to let go. Give me the ketchup packets. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1899 Trust me, there's no point in worry about your diet. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1900 The milk IS spoiled 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1901 It only works if you have a light snack. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1902 I’m the ghost of midnight snacks past and I’m taking you on a journey to revisit your impulsive eating habits of the last two dozen years. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
1903 Can you grab me a yogurt for the road? I get so hungry when I'm having an out of body experience. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1904 You rang? 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1905 No, actually, the future. Don't we look good!? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1906 No fridge too far on my watch. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1907 I'm the ghost of coronary future. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1908 I am The Ghost of Midnight Snacks Past... and Present. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1909 To eat, or not to eat? That is the question—whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer…wait…do I see apple cobbler? 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1910 Hint: The milk’s expired. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1911 O, shush! It would help our waistline if you went back to bed . . empty-handed. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1912 I'm the ghost of National Cinnamon Raisin Bread Day future. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1913 I can see that we both have been thinking of that cheesecake. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1914 Don't touch my mojo. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1915 Hey, don’t look at me. I can’t remember what you got out of bed to eat either. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1916 I thought I was dead hungry 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1917 As your conscience, I'm guiding you to GO FOR IT! 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1918 You're already dead but just don't know it. Eat as many calories as you'd like. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1919 I am your conscience lite. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1920 Try the pesto, it is a full-on out-of-body experience! 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1921 Dibs on the angel cake! 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1922 Is that keto friendly? 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
1923 Seconds ago you choked on that chicken wing. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1924 What you’re looking for isn’t in there. Trust me. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1925 Enjoy it, buddy... You're gonna be surprised by the scarcity of brand-name mayonnaise in heaven." 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1926 I am your ghost of Christmas Snacks… 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1927 That leftover sushi will be the death of you. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1928 They only have “everything.” 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1929 You don’t really want that week-old pad Thai, trust us. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1930 The pickles will give you gas. Trust me. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1931 If you're looking for the mushrooms, I already got to them. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1932 Goodnight, Spoon! 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1933 And guess what happens if you turn on the faucet. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1934 I’d choose the soul food if you’ve got it. 1.2763 0.07157 76 62 7 7
1935 Just ignore me. I fly in my sleep. 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
1936 Expired. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1937 But will you love me tomorrow? 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1938 This is the end my only friend the end 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1939 You chose the leftover sushi ten minutes ago, and now you're me! 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1940 We have to stop eating like this! 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1941 I’m the ghost of Mid-Night Snacks Present . . . Did you say Crab Cake? 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1942 The Feta has expired. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1943 This is your conscience talking. You're too fat. Close the door. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
1944 You going to eat that? 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
1945 She already threw out the cake, I checked” 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
1946 You may be wondering what perpendicular universe brought me here. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1947 Pace it out. you have another 6 months of covid-19 quarantine. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1948 It’s not what you think, but it’s not good either. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1949 On second thought, have the cheesecake. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1950 The road to well is paved with good intentions. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1951 Mallomars 1.2747 0.04958 91 67 23 1
1952 Dale there's no such thing as a snack genie. You're an alcoholic. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1953 To be (FAT) Or not To be (FAT) 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1954 Shut the door. What we want is in the freezer. It’s called “ice cream” 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1955 Yeah, Angel Food cake would be acceptable . . . 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1956 It's me, the ghost of Indigestion Future. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1957 Pass the angel food cake. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1958 I'm the Ghost of Custard Past. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1959 Angel of Guilt always knows when to appear 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1960 Do we have Soul food? 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1961 I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1962 I told you that snack was too lite. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1963 If you're looking for the special brownies, I already ate them. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
1964 Close that fucking door! 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1965 Yes, it is, way past expiration. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
1966 Trust me, you don’t want to drink that milk. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1967 The angel food cake is heavenly. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1968 Don't eat the angel-food cake. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
1969 I could go for a beer! 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1970 I'm the Spirit of Heart Attack Past. I'm just here to warn you against the leftover meatball sandwich. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1971 You drank the spoiled milk and you see two of me again don't you? Shadi Kafi Denver, CO 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1972 Greg! The heaven of gluttony lies in hell. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1973 You’ve already opened it three times. What makes you think I can magically make food appear? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1974 I just wanted to tell you that everyone is wrong. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1975 I'm from the future - here to tell you not to eat the leftover chicken tonight. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1976 Don’t regret what you eat. What if you die tomorrow? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1977 Are you sure? Our pajamas are already too tight" 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1978 Tomorrow night you do the lucid dreaming and I'll have the snacks. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1979 You may have taken too many Ambien after all 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1980 Boy are you in luck. I know how to make a killer sandwich. 1.2727 0.04775 88 64 24 0
1981 You may want to throw away that sushi. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1982 I'm the ghost of two weeks from now. You might as well eat the rest of the cake. 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1983 The banana cream pie. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
1984 Those biscuits really are light and fluffy! 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1985 Try the spoiled mushrooms. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1986 A Tums may be just as satisfying. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1987 If you 're waiting for my permission, try the ice cream. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1988 You forgot your Beano … 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
1989 In a perpendicular universe the crab dip’s still good. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1990 Close the fridge or I'll be forced to send in the ghost of gastric bypass future. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1991 I wouldn’t do that if I were you. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1992 Remember to check the ‘use by’ date. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
1993 Hi, I’m you from that pharmaceutical commercial. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1994 You’ll get gas… 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1995 Trust me, you finish the cereal and you get your children screaming all morning long. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1996 Pssst, Mable hid the brownies in the vegetable bin. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1997 Anything but the deviled ham for me. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1998 Go ahead, have a beer! You only live- uh, twice. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1999 I'm from the future. Go easy on the mayo. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2000 Don't eat the yogurt. 1.2717 0.04913 92 68 23 1
2001 Better brown bag it! 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2002 I’m the ghost of your metabolism’s future 1.2717 0.04913 92 68 23 1
2003 So which will we regret tonight 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
2004 That week-old ramen will be your undoing... But still it was worth it 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2005 Late night conversation with your "better" angel 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2006 That diet we're on? It's probably a cheat night. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2007 Hey, spice up the lasagne with some ghost peppers! 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2008 The left over pork chops are to die for. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2009 I don't know why I'm floating, but it's probably because you forgot to take your schizophrenia pills. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2010 The leftover shellfish is killer! 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2011 Cut me a piece of that Chocolate Cream Pie too. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2012 Take it from your former self...don't eat that week old potato salad. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2013 Don’t touch the coke 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2014 Go for it. You're alive for a fun time, not a long time. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2015 Me? I'm your late-night snack angel. Try the lower shelf. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
2016 That ‘Use by’ date really does suck… 1.2708 0.05017 96 72 22 2
2017 Don't worry... I am just an undigested bit of beef or a fragment of an underdone potato. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2018 The ghost of Pad Thai past visits Tom to warn him about the yogurt’s expiration date. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2019 Skynet becomes self aware at 2:14 AM Eastern time on August 29th. Haha oh man, I'm just kidding. We loved that movie. You're going to get hit by an Amazon delivery van tomorrow. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2020 I am the Ghost of Leftovers Past Due. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2021 I am the ghost of the not-so-distant future you, unless you stay off the mayo. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2022 What the hell....go for the cheesecake with cream topping................it's behind the yogurt " 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2023 Yeah, I know you've been told you have no conscience, but hey I'm here for the beer. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2024 Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo, the yogurt is now Cherries Garcia! 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2025 I'll take mine with mayo and onions. Hold the gravity. 1.2706 0.04847 85 62 23 0
2026 I think the “drink by” date expired on that Bud Light. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2027 You think I'm scary? Wait 'til you see the Ghost of Midnight Snacks Yet to Come 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2028 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2029 You must try the ricin beans. They're heavenly! 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2030 Go ahead. Trust me, it's worth it. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2031 Opening the fridge again thinking some sort of fairy refilled it 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2032 Pour me a double 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2033 Yes! The cheesecake is to die for. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2034 I'm your diet fairy. Close that door now and go to bed! 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2035 Giving up on intermittent fasting? 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2036 Trust me, don't chose the week-old tuna fish 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2037 Try the ghost peppers. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2038 i recommend calling a delivery service. 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
2039 Just getting a head start on your near-death experience. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2040 take it from me, you don’t need to cram shredded mozzarella cheese in your mouth to feel alive. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2041 So yeah, that bean dip in back that looks scrum-dilly-icious? Two words for you: expiration date 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2042 In heaven the food comes right out of the tv. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
2043 Look, you go back to sleep and l'll do the eating 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2044 Yes, I am the gas of Christmas Past. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2045 I’m your gastro-conscience 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2046 I'm the ghost of snacks past. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2047 The Hunger Games. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2048 Have you lost weight? 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
2049 Who knew eating this late would make you a medium? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2050 As the Ghost of Cheesecake Past, may I suggest the merest dusting of cocoa powder? 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
2051 The nourishment of the body is food, while the nourishment of the soul is feeding others. Feed the dog. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2052 Everytime a refrigerator light goes on, an angel gets indigestion. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2053 Let's do takeout for a change. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2054 Be careful Syd, light midnight snacks always keep me up. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
2055 Did you put the trash cans out? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2056 I am yourself from 20 minutes in the future. Don't eat the eggplant. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
2057 Future Me: Go for it you only have ten to live. Now Me: Ten what? Ten years? Ten months? Future Me: 9...8...7... 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
2058 You are about to be visited this night by three ghosts: the ghost of diet's past, the ghost of diet's present and the ghost of diet's future. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2059 I suggest trying something to bring you down. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2060 You are so weird from this perspective. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2061 I am am the ghost of repast 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2062 I need to gain some weight. What's your excuse? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2063 Leave that sushi alone! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2064 go for the ice cream...it's worth it" 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2065 I highly recommend making a coke float for yourself 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2066 Hi, past me, thank you for those brownies! 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2067 All of a sudden, the spirit is willing. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2068 Hello, I’m your conscience. Go back to bed, you’re fat” 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2069 It’s not the door to heaven but it’ll do George 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2070 'Heaven can wait.' 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2071 Remember me? I'm your guilty conscience. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2072 No cheese, you'll have strange dreams. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2073 I am the ghost of saturated fats. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2074 Listen man, tooth fairy and I need a little privacy down here. Can you go back to bed? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2075 Don’t think twice, it’s all right…” 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2076 I've found leftovers taste better on the Astral plane 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2077 Don’t eat the expired cheese! 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
2078 Red Bull is great for breakfast too! 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2079 I'm you from the future, do NOT eat that leftover tuna fish sandwich. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2080 Please, nothing with garlic tonite. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2081 Oh wow! I never got to haunt nobody who looked just like me before! 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2082 I am the Ghost of Cravings Yet to Come. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
2083 Maybe, this once, skip the late night salami sandwich. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2084 Perhaps a visit from the ghost of diets future will motivate you? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2085 Please don’t remind me about this in the morning. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2086 That cheesecake will be the end of you, but trust me, it was worth it 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2087 Every choice you make, every food you pick, I'll be watching you. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
2088 Just you, me, and the gut makes three, Greg. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
2089 The propellant in Redi-whip is Nitrous Oxide. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2090 This is why they call it a refr ID gerator. 1.2667 0.05141 75 55 20 0
2091 There's supposed to be three of us but the Ghosts of Pandemic Present and Pandemic Yet to Come are in quarantine 1.2667 0.06477 90 74 8 8
2092 After eating a pound of cheese cake ask ....”where do you see yourself in 5 years”. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2093 The leftover spinach soufflé causes gas. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2094 Go for it. You’ll lose it in the end anyway. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2095 In heaven,there is no fridge. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2096 Just something light for me! 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2097 Anything but the leftover chicken. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2098 Actually, that sushi is not still ok to eat. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2099 I’m the ghost of E. Coli future, here to remind you the turkey on the middle shelf went bad two weeks ago. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2100 I'm the ghost of indigestion--the mayo's gone off. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2101 I’m telling you, Janet’s deviled eggs are to die for. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2102 You might want to reconsider eating that bacon double cheeseburger at three in the morning. Just saying. 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
2103 I am your guardian angel here to remind you, "You are what you eat." 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2104 Your angel food cake really did turn out quite spectacularly! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2105 I am the ghost of Yom Kippur Present. Are you not fasting this year? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2106 Go ahead, Bob. Eat all the cheese. We died about an hour ago. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2107 Oh yes, let's eat the pizza! Then the cake. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2108 Yep, the creme caramel is there...right next to the Lipitor 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2109 Eat anything you want. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2110 You should try something light like I did. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2111 Bob, I'm the spirit of what you'd look like if you didn't eat that slice of cake. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2112 Don’t mind if we do! 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2113 That expiration says 12 not 21 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2114 You might want to save your appetite for later...trust me, the food is out of this world. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2115 I'm a midnight snack fairy! Oh wait. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2116 Hello darkness my old friend 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2117 Try the lite Yogurt 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2118 Either you’re still dreaming or enough with the Ambien! 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
2119 Go ahead and eat whatever you want. You're going to keel over from a heart attack tomorrow, so you might as well. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2120 Eat the baloney at your peril. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2121 Remember to buy milk tomorrow. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2122 Dude, we are high, it's three in the afternoon! 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2123 The calories count even if you're having an out-of-body experience. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2124 There's an expiration date on the milk for a reason. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2125 You'll want to skip the pastrami. Trust me. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2126 Go for it. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2127 Good news. You can continue your midnight snacks and still look as great as I do. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2128 Fourth meal of the day 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2129 Your meme is watching over you. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2130 Future you ghost tip: the egg salad smells bad because it is bad. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
2131 I am your future. Midnight snacks killed you. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2132 I was up in the recent Space X rocket and things didn't go too well. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2133 You will be visited by three ghosts tonight. I am the ghost of indigestion future. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
2134 If I were you, I wouldn't touch the pasta. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2135 I can't remember what I came here for either. Grab a leftover fortune cookie and that'll solve both our problems. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2136 I’m the ghost of Christmas leftovers. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2137 Mankind will suffer unless tolerance is learned! Also, your cottage cheese smells a little off. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2138 Nope. Don’t represent anything other than the way you would look floating in midair. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2139 Turns out peanut butter actually DOES expire. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2140 I told you I've looked for that remote everywhere! 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2141 You’re just high. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2142 I see you’re still not vegan or gluten free… 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2143 Whatever you’re having, get two. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2144 You get hit by a bus next week, eat the cookie 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2145 How about some of that pound cake? 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2146 Noticing you, noticing me. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2147 Eat it! The buffet up here is spa portions. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2148 The clam chowder is to die for 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2149 Don’t eat the expired bologna. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2150 Your wife is not only great in bed; her pavlova sticks anything! 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2151 I'm the ghost of expiration dates past. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2152 Wrong brownie. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2153 Look at it this way. If you put on a few more pounds, I won't have to float around so much. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2154 Trust me, the hydroxychloroquine doesn’t work. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2155 No, I’m not here to describe your heart attack, and what you could do to prevent it. I’m just hungry. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
2156 It's not for everyone but this keto thing really worked for me." 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2157 The expiration date is just a suggestion. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
2158 I used to be you… 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2159 The salmon mousse was tasty! 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
2160 I'm the ghost of coronary bypass future. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2161 Hi, I'm the Angel of Diets. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2162 They said "towards THE light, not A light" 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2163 The package does read “mostly boneless” chicken nuggets 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
2164 It turns out the lasagna was more than 4 days old 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2165 The fridge was a terrible place to store the poison 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2166 What exactly are you doing here? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2167 The hallucinating mushrooms were delicious 😋 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2168 Just dropping in for a snack. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2169 If l were you l would stay away from the pickles - they can get stuck in your throat.... 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
2170 If you're out of bologna, I'm outta body. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2171 Sugar high, anyone? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2172 Be sure to check expiration dates! 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2173 Toss me some of that Gouda 1.2625 0.04950 80 59 21 0
2174 Try that leftover cheesecake and you'll be me in less than a day. 1.2625 0.04950 80 59 21 0
2175 Should’ve gotten the place with the dishwasher 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2176 Looking for a good snack? In your dreams! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2177 I'm the ghost of where you'll be in an hour if you don't stop eating all that crap. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2178 Can you get me a couple of pickles for the road? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2179 Don't touch the foods marked 'light'. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2180 We were wrong. The turkey WAS bad. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2181 Could you please pass the Dream Whip? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2182 Take the bun, leave the cannoli. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2183 I recommend the mushrooms 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2184 Turns out the Tinkberbell twins aged even worse 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2185 In the end, it’s not the ice cream that gets you. Go for it. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2186 I'll have what she's having 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2187 Wrong cliche. "Dream it! Do it!" does not apply to late night refrigerator raids. This is a "You only live once," moment. Trust me. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2188 That burrito gave me gas like you wouldn't BELIEVE! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2189 Guess what? Time travel is real. You're going to regret eating that hard boiled egg & prune danish. 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
2190 This is your Sub-Zero subconscious speaking ... 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
2191 I'll be down in a few minutes. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2192 Go for the pastrami. Heaven’s gone vegan. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2193 There’s part of a pint of Häagen-Dazs behind the frozen asparagus. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2194 I am the ghost of your snacking future. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2195 I wouldn’t eat those leftovers if I were you 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2196 Hi, I’m future you, and by that I mean 33,141-heartbeats-from-now you. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2197 I'm from the near future. Stay away from the egg salad. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2198 Mind if I join you? 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2199 As your identical twin, I'd rather you not put on any more weight. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2200 Here’s the good news: the pie is worth it. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2201 Stick to the almond milk. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2202 Pavlov really needs to stop ringing that bell. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2203 I appear whenever you eat angle food cake. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2204 I'm the ghost last night's nightmare. Remember what you had for a midnight snack yesterday. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2205 I am the ghost of Chocolate cake past 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2206 As the ghost of your future, I've come to tell you nothing has or will appear since you last looked. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2207 Hi! I'm the leftovers fairy. Any questions about what's in there? Or when you ate it? I'm sure it's still good. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2208 You can finish the root beer float 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2209 I think the milk’s expired 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2210 Will you still glow after I close the door? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2211 It’ll be the last, worst decision you’ll ever make. 1.2603 0.05171 73 54 19 0
2212 Long story short, you ate the angel cake. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2213 I am the Ghost of Midnight Snacks Past. The tiramisu has always been a winner. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2214 The chicken salad will smell fine...but it's not. Trust me. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2215 I'm the Ghost of Christmas Snacks... 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2216 I swear, I can just eat whatever I want and I never gain weight. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2217 Think outside the (ice) box. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2218 Try the angel food cake light as a feather and won't fill you up! 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2219 It’s just food, not Rocket Science! 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2220 Yep, even when it's about dying, the New Yorker ain't about black people! 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2221 Wait, does this mean that I can snack for two? 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2222 That left over fried butter on a stick is to die for. 1.2597 0.05030 77 57 20 0
2223 Lest you hesitate, may I again remind you that harmless nocturnal indulgences are entirely justified for a man as deserving and buff as you? 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2224 psst... the milk's gone bad Bob. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2225 They are on the second shelf to the right and straight on to morning. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2226 Barnaby, it's been too long! 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2227 Try some angel food cake. It will be uplifting 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2228 The big guy upstairs wants us to bring along a piece of that chocolate cake. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2229 You might want to reconsider that 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2230 cwab wangoon 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2231 Nope. It’s still not in there. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2232 Go ahead and grab that leftover pizza. Cause you won't be dying from diabetes 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2233 It’s just a dream. Eat the whole cake! 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2234 definetly worth it. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2235 How about an ice cream float? 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2236 Eat, drink, and be merry! For tomorrow... well, you get the idea. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2237 Keep yer mitts off the cheesecake, Jack! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2238 You're letting all the cold air out. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2239 I am the ghost of last year's fermented shrimp kombu aioli. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2240 Aha! Vegetables only, Carl. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2241 Let me show you the snacks of midnights yet to come! 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2242 I’m the Ghost of Cheat Days Future. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2243 Set me free...get the fried butter. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2244 Go ahead. Eat the pie. There are no Republicans up here. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2245 Weigh in tomorrow!!!! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2246 Medicinal sleepwalking is no excuse for eating leftover desserts Harry" 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2247 Hurry up before the “ good you “ flies in ! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2248 Don’t touch the salmon mousse. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2249 It was really good mayonnaise! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2250 Don't forget the pastrami. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2251 Is this your dream or mine? 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2252 Try the Helium Kombucha! It's just above the top shelf! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2253 Keep eating, join me up here! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2254 Party of two? 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2255 Hey, dummy, in your previous life you made bad choices, its late...save yourself tubby 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2256 You gotta try the helium-filled eclairs! 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
2257 I have no idea who drank all your beer 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2258 Yes, there is an adults-only Neverland. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2259 Don’t mind me. I’m just here to hide your car keys. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2260 «If you finish it they might not even remember it was there in the first place!» 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2261 This is morning you and I beg you to reconsider the spice on that. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2262 You shouldn't eat the rest of that bottle of milk 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2263 Go ahead. I'm just something you ate last week. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2264 I am your future spirit you. That mayo’s gone bad! 1.2581 0.07605 62 51 6 5
2265 Try the leftover chicken salad. It’s to die from. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2266 I am the ghost of midnight snacking! 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2267 Eat all you want, I'm your Ambien genie. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2268 The pork belly mac n' cheese is to die for. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2269 Who brought the brownies? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2270 I am the ghost of tomorrow morning. PLEASE do not make yourself a late-night mayo and egg sandwich. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2271 Why do I feel like I'm looking over my own shoulder every time I open this fridge? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2272 I am the ghost of failed diets past. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2273 Don't fill up too much, I've got to get back in you. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2274 I wouldn’t have the oysters if I were you … 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2275 Those midnight snacks'll kill you someday. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2276 I am the Ghost of Diabetes Future. Go back to bed. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2277 There are more edibles in the top drawer. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2278 Yes, and everything on the other side is fat, carb and calorie free. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2279 Do Not Eat The Schnitzel! 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2280 Yes, calories still count while sleepwalking. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2281 I'm the Ghost of Trips to the Bathroom Yet to Come. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2282 It's true...Red Bull really does give you wings!" 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2283 United we can win this battle 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
2284 Of course, you're dreaming -- the refrigerator's full. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2285 I just flew in from Overeater's Anonymous and boy, are my arms tired... 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2286 I am the ghost of William Carlos Williams.… 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2287 I have dibs on the pie! 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2288 „Of course the salad is tastier than that triple brownie” 🥲 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
2289 I'm not surprised you need a cold drink. It's 90 degrees in here. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2290 Marc Chagall’s “The Snacker”. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2291 I'm the Ghost of Diet Present 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2292 You should have tossed that potato salad three days ago. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2293 Aren't those mushrooms tasty? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2294 Hm... I wouldn't eat that. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2295 A moment on the lips, lifetime of hips, whatever…at least you don’t have to do cartoons for the New Yorker…that would suck. 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
2296 Is this one of those out-of-body shaming experiences? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2297 The chocolate chip is behind the frozen chicken breast. I already finished the heavenly mocha. Also the tooth fairy says don't forget to brush. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2298 Don't eat the salami...it gives you gas-- 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2299 Choose wisely. Remember your high cholesterol, hypertension, diabetes, sleep apnea, obesity, heart palpitations, allergies. It's up to you! 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2300 we wear the chains we forge in life 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
2301 Wrong choice, and we are both out of here! 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2302 I warned you about that tuna 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2303 Hi, any of that angel cake left? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2304 I hope there is enough for both of us. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2305 Hmmm. Must be an out of body experience. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2306 Come join me!! 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2307 I'm a light sleeper. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2308 I'll have butter pecan. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2309 I'm the Ghost of Day Old Sushi. I'd suggest having an apple instead. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2310 Hello Herman. It's me, that is, you, from the future. I've come back as a ghost to warn you. Whatever you do, don't die! It's really boring. Like that old dingbat Mrs. Spencer's 9th grade algebra boring...Well, gotta go. I don't have a hall pass. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2311 Wow, Sharon wasn't kidding about those brownies! 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2312 Go ahead and make the Duck Pate plate 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2313 Yes, I'm you, and I always have your back! 1.2561 0.04850 82 61 21 0
2314 The expiration date is real. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2315 Drink the Kool-Aid 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2316 Hi, I am the ghost of future acid reflux 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2317 Hey fatso go to bed 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2318 I see that you're slipping in and out. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2319 The night John realized he might have a problem. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2320 Pssst! We still love chunky monkey the best! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2321 Do you want to split the leftover pasta? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2322 You definitely shouldn't have eaten the brown stuff. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2323 Don't eat that. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2324 I your after life you will be a telemarketer 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2325 You might as well indulge now considering how things turn out… 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
2326 No one believes that your twin brother is a ghost because you sneak around in the middle of night raiding refrigerators. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2327 This is why we died you obese loser 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2328 Trust me. Do not eat that weeks-old shrimp-fried rice. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2329 Oh, I'm your unreliable conscience. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2330 I'm here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2331 Yes, the light turns off when you close it. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2332 Take the full fat butter and forget your cholesterol, the big start is tomorrow anyway 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2333 I am the ghost of shits yet to come! Beware of the expired milk! 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2334 I am the ghost of Ralph Two Pounds Heavier. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2335 I noticed your light was on… 1.2551 0.04658 98 74 23 1
2336 I’ve come back to tell you you’re going to die tomorrow. Go ahead and eat the cake. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2337 It's hard to put the genie back into the bottle once you have opened the fridge. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2338 I'm your dream conscience here to tell you you're fat. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2339 I come from the future to tell you enjoy 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2340 One of us must be dreaming. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2341 Your choice: A midnight snack or the unbearable lightness of being. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2342 I'm the ghost of Slimfast past 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2343 Got any root beer? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2344 Don’t eat the deviled eggs. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2345 I'm the Ghost of your Waistline Future.. now step away from the fridge, Ebeneezer! 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2346 There's no reason not to now. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2347 You’re safe, I’ll never judge you… just a quick reminder we went vegan this week 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2348 I told you, always decide what you want before you open the door. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2349 I am the ghost of obesity present. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2350 Have something you won't regret in the morning. 1.2535 0.05200 71 53 18 0
2351 No, I’m the ghost who shuts off the refrigerator light. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2352 No more salami. It gives me gas. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2353 Does us both a favor, and don't eat that sushi. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2354 Whatever you're looking for, I think I already ate it. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2355 The ghost of fridgemas past. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2356 ' 'would you like a devil dog, deviled eggs, devil's food cake, or anything else from hell's kitchen?' 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2357 Go ahead and have the Angel Food Cake, its Heavenly!!" 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2358 If I were you, I'd go for that the potato salad from the picnic. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2359 Hi! I'm your friendly midnight ghost here to get the calories of all you can eat! Go ahead! Be free! 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2360 It was the milk. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2361 You took an Ambien before bed remember? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2362 The milk is bad. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2363 Hey, there's nothing to worry about. Just don't drink that milk. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2364 Stay away from the light. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2365 Top shelf, right side, in the back, buddy. You’re welcome. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2366 I would not eat another slice of that mushroom pizza. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2367 Those angel cakes are for real, huh? 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2368 Looks like you are out of snacks, sweets and body. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2369 You can have the leftover cauliflower, Ill take the slice of apple pie under that cute little domed dish. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2370 Just a reminder. Tomorrow, be sure your shoes are tied. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2371 I’m coming to you from the future. Don’t touch the milk. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2372 I'm your guardian angel here to tell you that every time the door opens, you gain another pound. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
2373 I told you 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2374 Remember to clean up or she’s sure to catch on. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2375 Sorry to come unannounced, but could I please borrow a cup of sugar? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2376 You know how we’ve been trying to lose weight? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2377 You summoned the Midnight Snack Specter? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2378 Just want to see how you do it! 1.2530 0.04801 83 62 21 0
2379 Maybe a slice of angel food cake? 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2380 Excuse me sir do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2381 UNDER YOUR DEAD BODY! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2382 You'll still be fat tomorrow, just have that 3AM cake. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2383 Again? It's amazing I can still float! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2384 I think you bought the wrong miracle whip 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2385 ‘Look at me….it can’t hurt you’! 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2386 I'm dead hungry! 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2387 Midnight Snack? Too late! 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
2388 Fly me to the food 🎶 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2389 The milk is sour. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2390 Tuesday’s leftovers are transcendental 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2391 Check the 'expires on' dates - they did for me 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2392 No worries, you’re eating for two. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2393 Those weren’t regular mushrooms, Non-Hallucination Dave. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2394 The cheesecake isn't heavy at all 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2395 I think the secret ingredient in mom’s old recipe wasn’t actually love 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2396 This dream is crazy! It even have a bald version of me in it.” 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
2397 As you spirit guide, are you up for some late night snack suggestions? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2398 Midnight in the garden of old leftovers and indigestion. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2399 Go back to bed Jim. Save the mud pie for breakfast. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2400 Hey Barney, just me this week. The version of you with the horns is on a ventilator. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2401 The good news is this is just a dream and you’re not going off your diet. The bad news is you have a final exam in the AM and haven’t studied all semester. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2402 Please get me a snack. I’m feeling a little light on my feet 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2403 Actually I *am* an undigested bit of beef from last night. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2404 Forget the mayo. Durkee Sauce, I'm telling you! 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2405 Trust your first instinct on that weeks-old pork chop. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2406 I'll remain weightless if you shut that door. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2407 I’m not an angel, just your conscience. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2408 Really, the lite version is to die for. #MyNewYorkerCaption 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2409 What if I told you I was your guardian angel! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2410 Before I rapture up how about making me a sandwich. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2411 Steer clear of the bacon. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2412 When just opening the fridge summons your out-of-body-self to warn of the impending heart attack and Near Death Experience that awaits. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2413 Awww...Go ahead, that pie was to die for. 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
2414 Root beer float Rob, light on the cream please. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2415 Be careful which mushrooms you choose this time. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2416 If you're looking for the baked beans, I ate them. They gave me gas! 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2417 Use the fork, Luke. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2418 This is your biggest problem – you always prepare a snack for two. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2419 Go ahead. Eat that expired cheese. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2420 Hi, I'm Sam. ...You ate the green eggs and ham? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2421 I'm the ghost of a regretted repast past. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2422 Dominique, don’t be scared. It’s me. They only gave me twenty words to use altogether. You can eat anything except — 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2423 How about something a little lighter tonight? 1.2500 0.04872 80 60 20 0
2424 Don’t forget—if the “eat before” date is tonight, you only have to count half the calories. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2425 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2426 There's no mayo in heaven. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2427 Thank you, I’ll have the chocolate one. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2428 I told you I was always the lighter of us twins. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2429 Just one bite, it won't kill you 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2430 Of course you’ll never get to snack again, but this is way better than the Grim Reaper, right? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2431 Trust me. You’re gonna want the cheesecake. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2432 The jerk store called... 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2433 Too Late. I ate the last slice of angel food cake! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2434 I've got dibbs on the leftover chicken. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2435 Be warned. The milk is spoiled. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2436 something light for me please 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2437 It's a dream but make two drinks before it's over. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2438 I've been on a light diet: No eating after dark. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2439 I'd like to help you resist, but I'm hungry too" 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2440 I am your guilty conscience telling you to stick to your diet. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2441 Remember, you are on a low-sodium diet. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2442 Take it from me, that combination could keep you up all night. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
2443 Small bites and remember to chew! 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2444 You left the gun and took the cannoli. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2445 Go right ahead. Cheese is a blessing. I checked. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2446 Just wanted to let you know that the extra butter all these years will be worth it 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2447 You wasted your life. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2448 We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s expiring warranty… 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2449 Weight-watchers’ nightmare: All dream-drifting and sleep-walking lead to the fridge. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2450 Watch out for the deviled eggs! 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2451 Wow this dream just got weird 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2452 Dont try the milk 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2453 Are you in line? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2454 I figured chili would give me gas. I just didn't expect it to be helium. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2455 You’re lactose intolerant, just remember that 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2456 Yo, that chicken noodle soup is for me 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2457 milk makes me gassy. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2458 Howdy son! Pick the salami roll if you want to meet me sooner then later. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2459 You are under surveillance! 1.2475 0.04539 101 77 23 1
2460 Try the beans. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2461 I thought it was just a little snack too. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2462 Look at me. You can eat everything you want, and more. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2463 Since you're only dreaming about having a late night snack, make it a doozy. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2464 I want food, not heavenly inspiration. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2465 The chicken's got salmonella. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2466 Ambien is a workable alternative. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2467 I am the ghost of future indigestion. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2468 Aha! The Fridge Fairy catches you in the act. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2469 I'll split that last brownie with you... 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2470 In the afterlife we can reach right through the fridge door. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2471 The ghost of calories past. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2472 Whatever you do don’t eat that leftover sushi. 1.2472 0.04599 89 67 22 0
2473 I'm here to tell you that yes, your career is soul sucking. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2474 I'll take it; I can't gain weight. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2475 I told you . . . it's light beer! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2476 Well, what did you think the Ghost of Leftovers Past looked like? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2477 Have you tried my angel food cake yet? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2478 The bathroom is the next door on the left. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2479 Shingles doesn’t care! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2480 No warning, just checking if there's still some of that roast beef we're going to dream about. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2481 Take it from me - a moment on your lips, an eternity on your hips. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2482 Come back to bed. I'll dream you up a snack. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2483 Your expiry date is the same as the milk. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2484 Some cable news would pair nicely with that. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2485 Hey - I get it. You wanted the cheesecake without getting fat more than you needed your soul. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2486 Is there anything healthy in there? 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2487 Look behind the pickle jar. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2488 Next time, stick with the chanterelles. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2489 Let me explain how you got here. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2490 Did you know that avocado is a superfood? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2491 Ebenezer, I'm the ghost of Christmas leftovers. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2492 "I thought that was you!" 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2493 I heard someone opening the fridge 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2494 Do not dismiss the expiration date, for it may be YOUR expiration date 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2495 Yes, that's a death of a will 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2496 Any ghost peppers in there? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2497 For me, pick out something light. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2498 I've come back to perform the Heimlich maneuver on you . . . but it won't work. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2499 For a midnight snack, I recommend the upside-down cake 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2500 Great atmosphere but no food. I'm back. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2501 Eat the broccoli; it's getting old. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2502 I'm the Ghost of the gas from Christmas Past. Beware the green sweet potato pie. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2503 Eat all you want; we die in a house fire. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2504 Did you eat all cabbage? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2505 Try the pot roast, it's an out of body experience" 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2506 The quiche is very light. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2507 Go ahead, eat the whole cheesecake. You'll get up here all the quicker that way. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2508 Remember, calories don't count after 11pm." 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2509 You sure you want this 90-day sandwich? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2510 No regrets! Do it! I would do it again! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2511 Great news : this is just a dream. I'll set the table. Bring everything. 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
2512 Doppelgängers like ham and swiss on rye. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2513 You will be very glad that you went Vegan. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2514 I am the ghost of fish sticks past. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2515 You should throw out that potato salad. Trust me. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2516 Remember: it's food not love. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2517 I'm the Ghost of Waistline Past. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2518 No matter how crowded the fridge a missing slice of cheesecake does not go unnoticed. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2519 Remember: Dad bods are in! 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2520 I could really go for a Dreamsicle. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2521 Your conscience says shut the door! 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2522 Got any ham? Heaven just went kosher. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2523 Check the expiration date on the milk 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2524 I’d pitch the scallop risotto 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2525 I am just here to tell you that the fish was bad... 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2526 Well, if we're just being weird, I say try everything expired. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2527 Your sink’s blocked again. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2528 any angel food cake, big boy? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2529 One open door closes the other. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2530 Trust me, in this situation, empty calories are the way to go. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2531 Time for a Marc Chagall midnight snack. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2532 I am the ghost of future snack-times. You should probably throw out the chopped liver. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2533 Make that a double. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2534 Yes, mayonnaise can go bad. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2535 There's a space-time portal behind the pickles you never eat. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2536 Oh, no, I’m here to tell you: No regrets. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
2537 Let's have the angel food tonight. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2538 It may have taken a few day of off your life but I’m here to confirm it was worth it! 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2539 'It didn't really kill me but also didn't made me stronger either' 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2540 Airline crew chef orders 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2541 Seriously, don't eat the cheese. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2542 You're on a diet remember, don't get caught" 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2543 While the spirit normally detaches at death, the thought of watching you stuff your pink face with pickled herring yet again is unbearable. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2544 I came from the future, please don´t eat those eggs!!! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2545 It’s deja vu all… Hey! Wait a minute! 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2546 That was Chagall's favorite midnight snack too! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2547 You’re not out of milk, just out of body. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2548 Take it from me, your allergy to shellfish hasn’t gone away 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2549 I'm the dream. You, on the other hand, really are finding another midnight snack. 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
2550 I’m the ghost of Christmas repast. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2551 While you're there, can you get me some yogurt? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2552 Lo and behold! I am the ghost of repasts past. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2553 After this, there is no turning back. You eat the blue jello – the story ends. You eat the red jello – you stay in Wonderland... 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2554 I don't want to ruin this culinary moment by bringing up a coronary moment, but please try to go towards the 'light', so to speak. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2555 No Mayo on mine 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2556 Hungry? Let your conscience be your guide. 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
2557 What the hell am I doing up here? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2558 You're dead you just don't know it yet. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2559 It’s still the same food as an hour ago. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2560 Try the low fat milk 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2561 I see you are up for a snack too. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2562 You’ll never fly like me again if you keep eating. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2563 Why don't we try intermittent fasting instead. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2564 'Keep eating like that and you'll have a really wonderful sleep!" 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2565 Every time we have an out of body experience, only you get to eat. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2566 Come now, you used to think pickles and whipped cream was brilliant!” 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2567 Where you looking for me? 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2568 I accidentally glued my slippers to the window again 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2569 The ghost of midnight's snacks past 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2570 So in a sense, you CAN have your cake and eat it too 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2571 I smell soul food. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2572 Just here to remind you: expiration dates are meaningless. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2573 As the Ghost of Snacking Past, I am sent to warn you, Ebenezer. Don't even think about the brussel sprouts. Have some yogurt. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2574 I’m the Ghost of Stomach’s Future, I came back to see if there was any of that pizza left 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2575 Go for it. Gluttony is not on Peter's checklist. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2576 ...and then you count calories to stay asleep. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2577 Screw the calories. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2578 Chocolate milk and cookies! Your midnight fairy on the fly. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2579 I’ve got unfinished business in there… 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2580 Can I give you a tip? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2581 May I suggest the angel food topped with morsels of pecan divinities? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2582 Quick, make us some sandwiches before the shoulder angel gets here and locks the fridge. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2583 Always trust your unconscious self when sleepwalking! 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2584 Try the cat food so you too can have nine lives. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2585 I just wanted to kiss you goodnight 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2586 Don’t mind me. Just astral planing over to Karen’s house again. Oh by the way, we’re out of milk. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2587 Starving to death may have actually turned out better for us. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2588 I'm the Ghost of Illicit Nighttime Snacks Past! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2589 I'm the Ghost of Diabetes Future... 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2590 I'll have a flying fart. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2591 Yes, yes…the deep fried jalapeños and ice cream. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
2592 Do you really want both of those? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2593 It was the egg salad. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2594 Go on, seize the night! 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2595 Don’t worry, you’re conscience is still asleep. I’m your subconscious urge. Go ahead, and pig out. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2596 People who had the extra sandwich also had coleslaw and chips. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2597 If I were you, I'd dispense some useless advice and then have a snack. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
2598 I have eaten the plums. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2599 Levitation of a guilty conscience. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2600 Let's start with Forbidden Chocolate. Then you take it from there." 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2601 Worst birthday cake ever, bro. 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
2602 Food for flight? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2603 I’m the ghost of Christmas pa… oh, it’s way past your bedtime. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2604 I’ve decided to live if you eat the cake! 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2605 nan 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2606 Me, I'm the eternally old, Peter Pancake! 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2607 Any Angel Food cake? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2608 I finished up the rest of the angel hair pasta. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2609 Hey, we have any of that angel food cake left? 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2610 Go towards the light, I was told... and now I find my long lost twin. Just incredible. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2611 you really shouldn't 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2612 Any Dream Whip? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2613 Each time I wake up to grab a meal, a fit version of me dies 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2614 You'll regret this tomorrow! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2615 I'm the ghost of binges past... don't eat the liverwurst. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2616 About that gym membership... 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2617 I am the Ghost of Midnight Snacks Past. Shut the door before it's too late! 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2618 A meatloaf sandwich sounds good. Light on the mayonnaise and skip the pickle. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2619 I had sex with your wife. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
2620 Midnight munchies? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2621 Ugh. No wonder we're fat! 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2622 Midnight munchies? I won’t tell on you if you won’t tell on you. 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2623 My edibles just kicked in! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2624 When the mind and body are both weak… 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2625 Not the ghost of midnight snacks past again 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2626 I am the ghost of heartburn future. You might want to pass on the leftover cheesecake. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2627 We're in our fifties, pal. Now it's food dreams that make us fly. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2628 Has the dough risen yet? I'm hungry! 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2629 But George Bailey, all that food does not exist because you were never born. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2630 I wouldn’t eat the leftovers. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2631 The cheese cake is behind the pickle jar. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2632 you've been doing this every night for 18 months-suddenly it's my decision! 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2633 Looks like we're in for some nightmares later tonight. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2634 Hey, is now a good time to talk to ourself about extending our vehicle warranty? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2635 The shop said it's called a Death by Chocolate Cake.Turned out they were being a lil' too literal for my taste. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2636 The calories don't count if you're sleepwalking. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2637 A light and fluffy omelette, please! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2638 Next time just nudge me if I start to drift off. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2639 Eat anything but the angel food cake! 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2640 I forgot when it happens, but you're going to be beaten to death in this kitchen. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2641 I am the Ghost of Thanksgiving Past . . . close the door. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2642 Hey it’s midnight already? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2643 hey man, eat more space cakes and follow me ! 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2644 You're walk sleeping? I'm fly sleeping! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2645 Instead of a midnight snack, why don't you just have a late dinner? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2646 I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2647 Try the light mayonnaise! 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2648 I am the ghost of sandwiches past. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2649 Don't mind me... See you soon... LOL. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2650 Are you sure you want to eat that now? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2651 I can recommend the brownies. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2652 Remember..you're now gluten free! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2653 Anything light? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2654 It's a bathrobe, not a cape! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2655 every night I have to remind you of the importance of feeding your mind, spirit and body. You need to stop sneaking around! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2656 I'd recommend a pass on the salmon mousse 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2657 I am the ghost of intermittent fast. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2658 Avoid the light beer. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2659 Miracle Whip, Morty. Miracle Whip. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
2660 That old Chinese food isn’t worth it, Charlie. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2661 I’m the Ghost of Christmas Present. You need to get vaccinated! 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2662 Keep it lite 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2663 Who can eat while on DMT?! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2664 Looking for another magic brownie? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2665 Forget broccoli. Live a little! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2666 Go for the chocolate. Up here we only have Angel's food." (submitting for my father who doesn't Instagram 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2667 Are you sure you don't wanna go vegan? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2668 Please eat something green and leafy 1.2391 0.04471 92 70 22 0
2669 Everything in there looks Heavenly. 1.2391 0.06059 92 77 8 7
2670 Ok, now you know why you gain weight every night. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2671 Dis robe allows it! 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2672 You’re right about your wife trying to kill you. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2673 I levitate every time I look at food. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2674 Milk? Gas! 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2675 Try the lite jello! 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2676 Surprise, sleepflying is the new thing. 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
2677 The Ghost of High Carb Future will visit you at midnight. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2678 Careful with the pop...its really carbonated 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2679 Just have another slice of the mushroom pizza and I’ll explain everything 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2680 Sorry, I finished off the Angels food cake last night. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2681 Hey man, would you grab me a lite beer and whipped yogurt? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2682 Yup... The sell-by date wasn't wrong after all. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2683 No, not anxiety! You are Hungry bro! 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2684 For I am the ghost of heartburns past!” 1.2386 0.04570 88 67 21 0
2685 I’m the ghost of forgotten diets 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2686 Really, nobody will know. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2687 Don't eat the potato salad. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2688 All this midnight snacking is going to be the death of us 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2689 No, thanks. I definitely don't need another edible. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2690 I told you to lay off the mayo. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2691 Yes , to go… 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2692 Hey, its me, well you, and this is a reminder that you ate too many special brownies 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2693 That cheesecake is dreamy. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2694 Chew for me will you? 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
2695 Yes, that extra slice of cake would actually kill you. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2696 Having that dent fixed today, that is an auto body experience! 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2697 I'm here to tell you that just one more midnight calzone, and this is you by next week 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2698 You must choose! Will it be the heartburn from the stale lasagna or knife-like cramps from yesterday’s meatloaf? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2699 Look, I know it's not easy having a floating twin brother but could you hand me the leftover lasagna? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2700 What’s your best advice to your flying, horizontal self in 3 words? 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2701 Enjoy it now because someday things will just pass right through us! 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
2702 Dagwood couldn't make it, and sent me to say hi 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2703 I’ve come for my dying piecemeal! 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2704 The potato salad makes me a little gassy. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
2705 As 'The Ghost Of An Hour From Now In The Bathroom', I'm urging you to not eat the leftover Mexican food. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2706 Do you mind if I join you? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2707 Your guilty conscience recommends the chocolate cheesecake. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2708 I wouldn't drink that milk if I were you. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2709 I am the ghost of your stomach yet to come. I'm here to warn you to close...that...door. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2710 Don’t forget the chili. I’m running low on gas. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2711 Do you have any ghost peppers? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2712 Don’t touch the stuff in the green bowl. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2713 The leftover pizza is to die for, but the spare ribs are a killer. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2714 How did I get that light? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2715 If you grab some shaved ice,we might be ok tomorrow. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2716 Grab the cake, the wife won’t notice another 5lbs. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2717 The Fridge Fairy is for people who don't like their appliances to be smarter than they are. Could you get us some more beer? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2718 Stuff yourself tonight or add 3 days to your life span - your choice... 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2719 Astral Bob likes ice cream too, Bob. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2720 I am your conscience. You've eaten enough today. Close the door. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2721 Don't worry, the cake was worth it. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2722 Spoiler alert: the mayo is spoiled. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2723 I'm the Ghost of Future Regrets. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2724 The good news is that your theory about parallel universes is correct. The bad news is your craving for potato salad. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2725 Just eat the whole thing 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
2726 Please shut the fridge door and go back to bed. You're wearing me out floating around during the night to keep you on the straight and narrow.” 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2727 The beans are a little gassy. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2728 Go for it! The afterlife is weightless,and there is no pizza. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
2729 Good Conscience Bob is here to tell you what’s good…. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2730 Ralph, Can you cut me a slices of that angel food cake? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2731 I am not here to scold you,I am here to join you. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2732 Not so fast, Buster 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2733 Try the Miracle Whip" 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2734 Try the gray suff, it's delicious! 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2735 If you're asking yourself "Is it still good?", just throw it out. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2736 Don't drink the milk. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2737 Can I have something light, like me 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2738 Why worry about gaining or losing weight when you can be weightless? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2739 Trust me, those ribs are worth it! 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2740 Hey, buddy--back away from the brie. I'm the ghost of your cholesterol future. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2741 So the doctor’s instructions actually said 4 ibuprofen and 1 Ambien. Any eggplant parm left? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2742 It was the pancetta. But it was worth it. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2743 What are we having?” 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2744 Is not Christmas yet! 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2745 Tonight specials are: beef alla insomnia, linguini with extra anxiety, and potato salad with a salary reduction. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2746 Would you believe there’s no steakhouse ranch in heaven. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2747 it's not worth it 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2748 This is all a dream. Right now you're blackout drunk in a Moline hotel room after a three day dental convention. Candi and Chardonnay emptied your wallet and stole your Hyundai. They think you're a putz and are making fun of your rectangular butt. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2749 Well, Well, Well. Hello, Ambien Angel, we meet again. What shall we eat tonight? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2750 The afterlife is great but they're all out of anchovies. 1.2353