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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-09-19T15:57:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-10-03T15:58:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-09-27T15:58:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | October 4, 2021 |
Number of captions | 6170 |
Number of responses | 696835 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | This isn't what I meant when I said to go towards the light. | 1.8090 | 0.01314 | 3728 | 1623 | 1194 | 911 |
1 | Let's just say the milk isn't the only thing that's about to expire. | 1.8039 | 0.01543 | 2493 | 1032 | 918 | 543 |
2 | Eat whatever you want. It’s a bus that kills you. | 1.7913 | 0.01325 | 3694 | 1663 | 1139 | 892 |
3 | Go ahead. Eat the bacon. We get hit by a bus. | 1.7911 | 0.01500 | 2886 | 1301 | 887 | 698 |
4 | Long story short; don't worry about saving the cake for tomorrow. | 1.7832 | 0.01748 | 2053 | 914 | 670 | 469 |
5 | Don’t mind me—I’m just curious to see what we choked on. | 1.7811 | 0.01503 | 2823 | 1277 | 887 | 659 |
6 | It was at that moment Frank realized that those weren't normal brownies | 1.7791 | 0.01755 | 2119 | 977 | 633 | 509 |
7 | Try the Death by Chocolate cake. It was delicious. | 1.7790 | 0.01655 | 2285 | 1023 | 744 | 518 |
8 | You know how we always say “another cookie won’t kill me”? | 1.7733 | 0.01605 | 2338 | 1029 | 810 | 499 |
9 | Any wings in there? | 1.7721 | 0.01648 | 2356 | 1083 | 727 | 546 |
10 | At least you died doing what you loved. | 1.7670 | 0.01229 | 4065 | 1832 | 1348 | 885 |
11 | I didn’t think expiration dates mattered either. | 1.7641 | 0.02351 | 1102 | 496 | 370 | 236 |
12 | At this point, I wouldn’t worry about searching out a healthy option. | 1.7631 | 0.01454 | 2702 | 1167 | 1008 | 527 |
13 | You might want to throw on some clean underwear. | 1.7604 | 0.01317 | 3790 | 1809 | 1080 | 901 |
14 | Let's just say, I'd make it your best late-night snack ever. | 1.7500 | 0.01878 | 1692 | 769 | 577 | 346 |
15 | Don’t worry, most of this stuff expires after you do. | 1.7487 | 0.01610 | 2252 | 1011 | 796 | 445 |
16 | The cheesecake is to die for, but don't take my word for it. | 1.7469 | 0.01835 | 1782 | 817 | 599 | 366 |
17 | You decide; I'm up in the air. | 1.7417 | 0.01496 | 2605 | 1182 | 914 | 509 |
18 | I've been in the liquor cabinet with the rest of the spirits. | 1.7401 | 0.01636 | 2305 | 1088 | 728 | 489 |
19 | If I could do it all over again I'd have the whole damn cheese cake | 1.7280 | 0.01801 | 1853 | 877 | 603 | 373 |
20 | Your better angel is on break. I'm here to tell you that the Cherry Garcia is hidden in a bag of peas. | 1.7275 | 0.01701 | 2143 | 1036 | 655 | 452 |
21 | You wouldn’t do that if you could see yourself from behind. | 1.7270 | 0.01289 | 3648 | 1740 | 1164 | 744 |
22 | In light of what happens in about an hour or so, go for the chocolate cake" | 1.7257 | 0.01759 | 1914 | 901 | 637 | 376 |
23 | When she said, "I'll kill you if you eat my ice cream," she meant it. | 1.7255 | 0.01730 | 2073 | 1005 | 632 | 436 |
24 | I’m just a figment of your refrigeration. | 1.7255 | 0.01690 | 2182 | 1061 | 659 | 462 |
25 | In fairness, I said to go toward the light. | 1.7205 | 0.01475 | 2877 | 1415 | 851 | 611 |
26 | The good news is you eat whatever you want from now on. | 1.7191 | 0.01768 | 1812 | 839 | 643 | 330 |
27 | You could call this a religious experience. It was your last supper. | 1.7135 | 0.01503 | 2817 | 1415 | 794 | 608 |
28 | Whoa, you’re still alive? It looks like I’m a few minutes early! | 1.7124 | 0.01889 | 1690 | 822 | 532 | 336 |
29 | I told you all of these late night snacks would come back to haunt you. | 1.7100 | 0.01853 | 1662 | 785 | 574 | 303 |
30 | Turns out expiration dates do matter. | 1.7055 | 0.01578 | 2282 | 1083 | 788 | 411 |
31 | You don't have much time left. Eat the cake. | 1.7023 | 0.01799 | 1807 | 877 | 591 | 339 |
32 | Trust me-- expiration dates matter. | 1.7009 | 0.02141 | 1257 | 606 | 421 | 230 |
33 | That's the light I was telling you about. | 1.6884 | 0.02394 | 998 | 489 | 331 | 178 |
34 | It turns out those expiration dates are real. | 1.6862 | 0.01842 | 1603 | 766 | 574 | 263 |
35 | We've been trying to contact you regarding your car extended warranty. | 1.6778 | 0.02295 | 1263 | 689 | 292 | 282 |
36 | You're dead already. Have the pie. | 1.6762 | 0.02003 | 1461 | 741 | 452 | 268 |
37 | The leftover oysters are to die for. Literally. | 1.6733 | 0.01985 | 1405 | 693 | 478 | 234 |
38 | I'm the ghost of five minutes from now. Don't drink the milk. | 1.6715 | 0.02039 | 1373 | 691 | 442 | 240 |
39 | I’d take that expiration date seriously if I were you | 1.6706 | 0.01992 | 1345 | 653 | 482 | 210 |
40 | Trust me. The light goes out. | 1.6659 | 0.02107 | 1269 | 640 | 413 | 216 |
41 | I know what you’re thinking, expiration dates, who needs ‘em, right!? Well , funny story… | 1.6654 | 0.02284 | 1067 | 535 | 354 | 178 |
42 | Go for it! You won’t live to regret it! | 1.6651 | 0.02223 | 1239 | 656 | 342 | 241 |
43 | Nothing for me, thanks. It’ll go right through me. | 1.6639 | 0.02137 | 1217 | 611 | 404 | 202 |
44 | We get hit by a bus in two years. Eat the cheesecake, Bob. | 1.6636 | 0.02267 | 1210 | 648 | 321 | 241 |
45 | Man, those were some good mushrooms! | 1.6594 | 0.02210 | 1142 | 579 | 373 | 190 |
46 | First the good news, don’t worry about your diet. | 1.6560 | 0.02347 | 1090 | 579 | 307 | 204 |
47 | Just angel food cake for me. | 1.6550 | 0.02190 | 1084 | 533 | 392 | 159 |
48 | Tonight you will be visited by three snacks… | 1.6513 | 0.02618 | 846 | 444 | 253 | 149 |
49 | The ‚Death by Chocolate‘ cake really exceeded my expectations. | 1.6511 | 0.02461 | 1026 | 560 | 264 | 202 |
50 | Tonight you will be visited by three gh--ooh, is that tiramisu? | 1.6492 | 0.02398 | 995 | 520 | 304 | 171 |
51 | I'm the ghost of light repast. | 1.6456 | 0.02466 | 951 | 503 | 282 | 166 |
52 | Eat the whole chocolate cake, but watch out for the bus at 34th and Madison... | 1.6446 | 0.02519 | 937 | 504 | 262 | 171 |
53 | Think of it as your expiration date. | 1.6360 | 0.02471 | 860 | 439 | 295 | 126 |
54 | I don't know, but if I were you, and I am, I would go for the cheesecake. | 1.6355 | 0.02582 | 834 | 439 | 260 | 135 |
55 | The good news is you can eat whatever you’d like tonight! | 1.6354 | 0.02578 | 886 | 481 | 247 | 158 |
56 | Remember how you always thought expiration dates were just a marketing ploy? | 1.6341 | 0.02546 | 809 | 414 | 277 | 118 |
57 | They’ve got it all wrong…it’s the kale that kills you. | 1.6326 | 0.02665 | 811 | 437 | 235 | 139 |
58 | Last supper? | 1.6324 | 0.02644 | 808 | 431 | 243 | 134 |
59 | You're gonna get hit by a truck next week. Go for the pie. | 1.6306 | 0.02609 | 831 | 445 | 248 | 138 |
60 | I'm the ghost of midnight reflux yet-to-come. | 1.6296 | 0.02670 | 783 | 417 | 239 | 127 |
61 | Get back to bed. We get laid in this dream. | 1.6278 | 0.02814 | 763 | 425 | 197 | 141 |
62 | The death-by-chocolate cake is to be taken literally. | 1.6278 | 0.02704 | 771 | 414 | 230 | 127 |
63 | Angel food cake for me, please | 1.6271 | 0.02574 | 767 | 391 | 271 | 105 |
64 | I’m afraid you’ve expired. | 1.6264 | 0.02596 | 779 | 404 | 262 | 113 |
65 | I am the Ghost of Mayonnaise Past Expiration Date | 1.6263 | 0.02721 | 752 | 402 | 229 | 121 |
66 | No, I'm not your conscience. I'm just really hungry too. | 1.6253 | 0.02558 | 774 | 395 | 274 | 105 |
67 | ‘FYI those are not regular brownies’ | 1.6250 | 0.02814 | 736 | 404 | 204 | 128 |
68 | You died half an hour ago. Go back to bed. | 1.6224 | 0.02868 | 715 | 396 | 193 | 126 |
69 | Sorry buddy, the milk’s not the only thing that expired yesterday. | 1.6176 | 0.02887 | 693 | 383 | 192 | 118 |
70 | Oh well, at least they'll say we died doing what we loved. | 1.6170 | 0.02744 | 671 | 347 | 234 | 90 |
71 | Maybe skip the salmon mousse | 1.6166 | 0.02786 | 673 | 354 | 223 | 96 |
72 | As it turns out, the expiration dates aren’t just suggestions. | 1.6161 | 0.02952 | 672 | 375 | 180 | 117 |
73 | The potato salad is to die for. | 1.6158 | 0.02818 | 708 | 387 | 206 | 115 |
74 | I'm the ghost of fat to come. | 1.6140 | 0.02931 | 645 | 351 | 192 | 102 |
75 | Oh don’t mind me, I’m just Page 14 of the Lunesta side effects. | 1.6137 | 0.03030 | 655 | 372 | 164 | 119 |
76 | The leftover lobster salad is to die for. | 1.6122 | 0.02978 | 637 | 351 | 182 | 104 |
77 | Apparently the expiration date isn’t a suggestion. | 1.6119 | 0.03003 | 639 | 356 | 175 | 108 |
78 | Bad news: The milk isn’t the only thing that’s expiring tonight. | 1.6089 | 0.03026 | 629 | 352 | 171 | 106 |
79 | We'll be dead by morning. Eat the fried chicken AND the ice cream! | 1.6088 | 0.02999 | 616 | 338 | 181 | 97 |
80 | That cheesecake is to die for. | 1.6087 | 0.03015 | 598 | 325 | 182 | 91 |
81 | It looks like you've reached your expiration date, too. | 1.6058 | 0.02864 | 619 | 327 | 209 | 83 |
82 | They said, “Death by chocolate.” Who knew? | 1.6044 | 0.03192 | 589 | 339 | 144 | 106 |
83 | Oh go ahead, live a little. | 1.6031 | 0.03005 | 577 | 310 | 186 | 81 |
84 | I’m here to tell you that this habit of yours doesn’t end well. | 1.6024 | 0.02989 | 576 | 308 | 189 | 79 |
85 | That voice that said, "go to the light" - that wasn't the light they were talking about. | 1.6014 | 0.03241 | 572 | 331 | 138 | 103 |
86 | Chagall wants to know if he can have the leftover kugel. | 1.6010 | 0.03087 | 579 | 321 | 168 | 90 |
87 | Actually, you died an hour ago. So go for it. | 1.6007 | 0.03084 | 611 | 348 | 159 | 104 |
88 | I know you think I'm here to remind you about your diet. But what I would really like is a roast beef sandwich. | 1.6003 | 0.03013 | 573 | 309 | 184 | 80 |
89 | Of course you’re dreaming. Your refrigerator is never that full. | 1.5986 | 0.03092 | 578 | 322 | 166 | 90 |
90 | They told me to go towards the light. | 1.5986 | 0.02960 | 563 | 297 | 195 | 71 |
91 | The expiration dates are more important than you think” | 1.5963 | 0.03187 | 545 | 305 | 155 | 85 |
92 | ok, now walk into the light | 1.5954 | 0.03104 | 571 | 319 | 164 | 88 |
93 | I should try to talk you out of it, but I’m hungry too. | 1.5947 | 0.03122 | 533 | 290 | 169 | 74 |
94 | Everything has an expiration date. | 1.5943 | 0.02976 | 557 | 296 | 191 | 70 |
95 | Good News . . . there's no Kale in Heaven! | 1.5906 | 0.03357 | 513 | 296 | 131 | 86 |
96 | Hi. I'm part of your expanded Medicare coverage. | 1.5886 | 0.03268 | 491 | 271 | 151 | 69 |
97 | I am the ghost of elastic waistbands. | 1.5886 | 0.03256 | 508 | 284 | 149 | 75 |
98 | It won't matter. Just eat the cheesecake. | 1.5886 | 0.03185 | 525 | 292 | 157 | 76 |
99 | I was attracted by the light. | 1.5884 | 0.03169 | 498 | 269 | 165 | 64 |
100 | Any leftover wings? | 1.5882 | 0.03458 | 442 | 245 | 134 | 63 |
101 | Tonight, you will be haunted by three spirits: the Ghost of Pant-size Past, the Ghost of Pant-size Present and the Ghost of Pant-size Future. | 1.5851 | 0.03370 | 511 | 298 | 127 | 86 |
102 | Nobody in the house knows the Heimlich maneuver. | 1.5839 | 0.03286 | 483 | 268 | 148 | 67 |
103 | I am the ghost of heartburn yet to come . . . | 1.5833 | 0.03418 | 480 | 276 | 128 | 76 |
104 | Just think of me as the coronary fairy | 1.5832 | 0.03275 | 475 | 261 | 151 | 63 |
105 | You see,it WAS expired! | 1.5827 | 0.03137 | 508 | 277 | 166 | 65 |
106 | Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.5818 | 0.03387 | 495 | 287 | 128 | 80 |
107 | Trust me, death by chocolate is not all it’s cracked up to be. | 1.5804 | 0.03536 | 460 | 269 | 115 | 76 |
108 | Remember when you said that cheesecake was “to die for”? | 1.5796 | 0.03510 | 471 | 277 | 115 | 79 |
109 | I'm your better angel, but not that much better. Is that a cupcake on the lower left? | 1.5794 | 0.03448 | 466 | 268 | 126 | 72 |
110 | Go for it. Life is short. | 1.5789 | 0.03367 | 456 | 254 | 140 | 62 |
111 | Tonight you’ll be visited by 3 cravings | 1.5788 | 0.03438 | 463 | 265 | 128 | 70 |
112 | Out of body, sure. But we're also out of mayonnaise. | 1.5784 | 0.03505 | 472 | 278 | 115 | 79 |
113 | Yeah, so that wasn't blue cheese | 1.5775 | 0.03371 | 445 | 246 | 141 | 58 |
114 | Harold, I am you from the future, here to warn - oh yum, is that cake I see?! | 1.5771 | 0.03422 | 454 | 257 | 132 | 65 |
115 | Remember saying you'd sell your soul for a midnight snack? | 1.5763 | 0.03385 | 498 | 292 | 125 | 81 |
116 | I already ate the angel food cake. | 1.5753 | 0.03444 | 438 | 246 | 132 | 60 |
117 | So, yeah — this doesn’t end well. | 1.5753 | 0.03317 | 478 | 270 | 141 | 67 |
118 | Trust me, it's expired. | 1.5745 | 0.03287 | 463 | 256 | 148 | 59 |
119 | Try the left-over chocolate angel food cake, it's to die for! | 1.5739 | 0.03364 | 467 | 265 | 136 | 66 |
120 | Guess who's calling in dead tomorrow? | 1.5737 | 0.03663 | 434 | 258 | 103 | 73 |
121 | Aneurysm. Totally unrelated. Enjoy that cake. | 1.5737 | 0.03545 | 434 | 250 | 119 | 65 |
122 | I’m you from tomorrow night. Don’t eat the chicken salad. | 1.5737 | 0.03502 | 448 | 259 | 121 | 68 |
123 | Welcome to Weightless Watchers! | 1.5727 | 0.03566 | 440 | 257 | 114 | 69 |
124 | Eat anything you want. You're having a heart attack in twenty minutes. | 1.5721 | 0.03527 | 437 | 252 | 120 | 65 |
125 | I say "go for it!" You only die once. | 1.5717 | 0.03319 | 460 | 257 | 143 | 60 |
126 | Take my word for it-expiration dates matter!! | 1.5717 | 0.03309 | 467 | 262 | 143 | 62 |
127 | What was in those brownies? I’m as high as a kite! | 1.5717 | 0.03306 | 495 | 285 | 137 | 73 |
128 | Harold, if you are seeing yourself floating, you ate the wrong mushrooms. | 1.5711 | 0.03634 | 443 | 265 | 103 | 75 |
129 | I'm your ghost from thirty minutes in the future. Don't have the sushi. | 1.5708 | 0.03493 | 452 | 263 | 120 | 69 |
130 | Don't hold back. It's your last meal | 1.5708 | 0.03520 | 431 | 247 | 122 | 62 |
131 | The leftover sushi is to die for." | 1.5687 | 0.03689 | 415 | 245 | 104 | 66 |
132 | The light goes off when you close the door | 1.5676 | 0.03584 | 414 | 238 | 117 | 59 |
133 | Go ahead, eat like there’s no tomorrow | 1.5664 | 0.03595 | 429 | 252 | 111 | 66 |
134 | Go ahead and eat something, life is short. Especially yours. | 1.5649 | 0.03652 | 416 | 245 | 107 | 64 |
135 | So many choices, so little time. | 1.5639 | 0.03655 | 399 | 231 | 111 | 57 |
136 | Am I dreaming that you're cheating on your diet, or are you dreaming that I can fly? | 1.5639 | 0.03460 | 399 | 220 | 133 | 46 |
137 | Trust the expiration dates | 1.5634 | 0.03409 | 410 | 226 | 137 | 47 |
138 | The voice said to go toward the light. | 1.5631 | 0.03550 | 412 | 236 | 120 | 56 |
139 | Your choice.....deviled eggs or angel food cake. | 1.5606 | 0.03395 | 437 | 248 | 133 | 56 |
140 | Just call me the ghost of indigestion future. | 1.5599 | 0.03417 | 409 | 227 | 135 | 47 |
141 | It was the salmon. | 1.5599 | 0.03730 | 384 | 224 | 105 | 55 |
142 | Bart immediately regretted eating the cookies that his son Ethan and his girlfriend Alyssa baked. | 1.5587 | 0.03792 | 383 | 227 | 98 | 58 |
143 | What you are having is what they call an out-of-ice-cream experience. | 1.5582 | 0.03813 | 378 | 224 | 97 | 57 |
144 | I'm going to keep appearing until you stop putting the peanut butter in the fridge. | 1.5581 | 0.03654 | 387 | 223 | 112 | 52 |
145 | She hid the brownies behind the kale | 1.5580 | 0.03616 | 405 | 236 | 112 | 57 |
146 | I ate the last piece of angel food cake. | 1.5573 | 0.03446 | 393 | 217 | 133 | 43 |
147 | Walk towards the light | 1.5567 | 0.03609 | 406 | 237 | 112 | 57 |
148 | Yes. Those were, in fact, magic mushrooms | 1.5561 | 0.03811 | 383 | 229 | 95 | 59 |
149 | I have been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty | 1.5553 | 0.03765 | 416 | 256 | 89 | 71 |
150 | There’s a reason for expiration dates” | 1.5547 | 0.03441 | 411 | 232 | 130 | 49 |
151 | Got any angel cake in there? | 1.5544 | 0.03435 | 395 | 219 | 133 | 43 |
152 | Trust me, that chicken is fine. | 1.5544 | 0.03475 | 377 | 207 | 131 | 39 |
153 | Trust me: eating this is not your final regret | 1.5544 | 0.03786 | 377 | 223 | 99 | 55 |
154 | You should probably begin checking expiration dates. Just a suggestion. | 1.5531 | 0.03820 | 358 | 209 | 100 | 49 |
155 | I am the Ghost of Calories Yet to Come. | 1.5523 | 0.03442 | 411 | 233 | 129 | 49 |
156 | Steven suddenly had an out of butter experience | 1.5521 | 0.03886 | 355 | 210 | 94 | 51 |
157 | You're going to die soon anyway. Eaaaaat the caaaaake! | 1.5519 | 0.03436 | 395 | 220 | 132 | 43 |
158 | I swear they looked just like regular brownies. | 1.5506 | 0.03616 | 385 | 222 | 114 | 49 |
159 | Fancy some soul food? | 1.5506 | 0.03711 | 356 | 203 | 110 | 43 |
160 | No, not the Ghost of Christmas past, the Ghost of Tuna-fish Casserole from 2 months ago. | 1.5480 | 0.03728 | 354 | 203 | 108 | 43 |
161 | I'm the ghost of Christmas past-its-sell-by--date. | 1.5477 | 0.03651 | 398 | 236 | 106 | 56 |
162 | you were what you ate | 1.5476 | 0.03828 | 347 | 202 | 100 | 45 |
163 | Eat like there is no tomorrow. | 1.5471 | 0.03910 | 340 | 200 | 94 | 46 |
164 | You’ll never guess what happens in five.” “Five what?” “Four. | 1.5467 | 0.03966 | 353 | 214 | 85 | 54 |
165 | You can eat that expired ham, or you can just come with me now. | 1.5460 | 0.03927 | 348 | 208 | 90 | 50 |
166 | Oh no, I'm not an angel. I'm you after you eat that. | 1.5442 | 0.03750 | 362 | 212 | 103 | 47 |
167 | Fat floats. | 1.5435 | 0.04064 | 333 | 202 | 81 | 50 |
168 | Trust me. You need to believe the ‘use by’ date. | 1.5434 | 0.03816 | 346 | 202 | 100 | 44 |
169 | I knew last night's lasagna was going to haunt me. | 1.5432 | 0.03627 | 359 | 204 | 115 | 40 |
170 | Looks like you’re past your expiration date. | 1.5428 | 0.03762 | 339 | 194 | 106 | 39 |
171 | we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty | 1.5426 | 0.04175 | 352 | 225 | 63 | 64 |
172 | Guess the milk isn't the only thing that's expired | 1.5424 | 0.03836 | 354 | 210 | 96 | 48 |
173 | It's expired. Trust me. | 1.5412 | 0.03674 | 364 | 211 | 109 | 44 |
174 | I recommend the bacon. In a month it won’t matter anyway. | 1.5410 | 0.04103 | 329 | 201 | 78 | 50 |
175 | Don't waste the rest of our life on oat milk—we trip down the stairs next year. | 1.5392 | 0.04109 | 319 | 193 | 80 | 46 |
176 | Wanna see if the light's still on when you close the door? | 1.5392 | 0.03985 | 332 | 199 | 87 | 46 |
177 | Just grab something, it’s not like it matters anymore. | 1.5389 | 0.03768 | 360 | 213 | 100 | 47 |
178 | Where you’re headed, there’s nothing but soul food. | 1.5385 | 0.04027 | 325 | 195 | 85 | 45 |
179 | I've come from the future: don't eat the potato salad. | 1.5383 | 0.03781 | 366 | 219 | 97 | 50 |
180 | In a lifetime of poor decisions, this one will be your worst. | 1.5378 | 0.03729 | 357 | 209 | 104 | 44 |
181 | Would it kill you to check the expiration date? | 1.5373 | 0.04056 | 322 | 194 | 83 | 45 |
182 | NOW will you get the vaccine? | 1.5366 | 0.03976 | 328 | 196 | 88 | 44 |
183 | I'm future Bill. Trust me, it's not cholesterol that kills you. Eat the pie. | 1.5365 | 0.03924 | 315 | 183 | 95 | 37 |
184 | Is there any angel food cake? | 1.5347 | 0.03949 | 331 | 198 | 89 | 44 |
185 | Take the cannoli. | 1.5339 | 0.03810 | 339 | 199 | 99 | 41 |
186 | You might as well eat the cheesecake. | 1.5337 | 0.03748 | 341 | 198 | 104 | 39 |
187 | I can't believe it wasn't butter. | 1.5325 | 0.04148 | 308 | 187 | 78 | 43 |
188 | I am what you eat. | 1.5321 | 0.04057 | 312 | 187 | 84 | 41 |
189 | Expiration dates matter. | 1.5314 | 0.03959 | 303 | 176 | 93 | 34 |
190 | Yesterday’s meatloaf is to die for. | 1.5309 | 0.04133 | 307 | 186 | 79 | 42 |
191 | Is there any angel food cake left? | 1.5307 | 0.03455 | 375 | 213 | 125 | 37 |
192 | The devil's food cake is to die for, but then again, the angel's food cake is killer. | 1.5298 | 0.03997 | 302 | 177 | 90 | 35 |
193 | As long as we're dreaming, can we say chocolate grows hair? | 1.5298 | 0.03814 | 336 | 198 | 98 | 40 |
194 | Yeah, it turns out that cholesterol was the least of your worries... | 1.5296 | 0.03946 | 321 | 191 | 90 | 40 |
195 | I’ll have whatever you have. | 1.5294 | 0.03792 | 306 | 173 | 104 | 29 |
196 | The cake's to die for! | 1.5281 | 0.03960 | 303 | 177 | 92 | 34 |
197 | It doesn't matter which food you choose, the bus is still going to hit you | 1.5268 | 0.04282 | 298 | 185 | 69 | 44 |
198 | I’m sorry, did you say you were dying for something sweet? | 1.5267 | 0.04207 | 300 | 184 | 74 | 42 |
199 | Remember when I told you that cheesecake was to die for? | 1.5258 | 0.03946 | 329 | 199 | 87 | 43 |
200 | Oh, and another thing... get the vaccine | 1.5258 | 0.04139 | 291 | 174 | 81 | 36 |
201 | Hello, we've been trying to reach you about your car's warranty." | 1.5251 | 0.04451 | 299 | 193 | 55 | 51 |
202 | Your future has no high cholesterol, no high blood sugar, and no high blood pressure...wanna guess why? | 1.5240 | 0.04296 | 292 | 181 | 69 | 42 |
203 | Grab me a slice of angel food cake while you're in there. | 1.5240 | 0.03920 | 313 | 185 | 92 | 36 |
204 | The mocha mousse is to die for. | 1.5234 | 0.03948 | 321 | 193 | 88 | 40 |
205 | I'm here to tell you the chocolate cake is to die for.... | 1.5230 | 0.04227 | 283 | 171 | 76 | 36 |
206 | Stop taking acid Dave, you're 40. | 1.5216 | 0.04171 | 301 | 185 | 75 | 41 |
207 | The angel from your other shoulder is asleep. Let's eat all the ice cream. | 1.5215 | 0.04043 | 303 | 182 | 84 | 37 |
208 | It’s the other light you are supposed to go towards. | 1.5213 | 0.04024 | 305 | 183 | 85 | 37 |
209 | the meringue galette is to die for" | 1.5211 | 0.04066 | 284 | 167 | 86 | 31 |
210 | Larry, we’re dead. Close the fridge.” Now let’s go scare the old lady. | 1.5204 | 0.04164 | 294 | 179 | 77 | 38 |
211 | I'll have whatever you're having. | 1.5202 | 0.03873 | 321 | 191 | 93 | 37 |
212 | So, tonight can I suggest we take the expiration dates a little more seriously? | 1.5193 | 0.04205 | 285 | 173 | 76 | 36 |
213 | Trust me, the chicken has spoiled. | 1.5192 | 0.03956 | 312 | 187 | 88 | 37 |
214 | Hello. I’m the ghost of six-agonizing-minutes-from-now and I’m here to warn you that nobody in this house knows the Heimlich maneuver. | 1.5192 | 0.04085 | 312 | 192 | 78 | 42 |
215 | Grab something fatty, the afterlife is awesome! | 1.5189 | 0.03976 | 318 | 193 | 85 | 40 |
216 | As he reached for the week old leftovers, George was visited by the Ghost of Bathroom Future. | 1.5184 | 0.04220 | 299 | 186 | 71 | 42 |
217 | The good news is, we no longer have high blood pressure... | 1.5171 | 0.04101 | 292 | 176 | 81 | 35 |
218 | You got any soul food? | 1.5169 | 0.04322 | 267 | 162 | 72 | 33 |
219 | More specifically, this is an Out of SHAPE Body Experience. | 1.5167 | 0.04262 | 300 | 189 | 67 | 44 |
220 | She hid the fudge cake behond the leftover kale salad | 1.5164 | 0.04034 | 304 | 184 | 83 | 37 |
221 | If I could do it all over again I'd have the whole cheesecake | 1.5156 | 0.04075 | 289 | 173 | 83 | 33 |
222 | I think you should know -- I've submitted my resignation as your conscience. | 1.5150 | 0.04527 | 266 | 168 | 59 | 39 |
223 | I am the ghost of future remorse. | 1.5143 | 0.04468 | 280 | 179 | 58 | 43 |
224 | This is your heart attack speaking!! | 1.5143 | 0.03771 | 315 | 184 | 100 | 31 |
225 | Hi there, I'm you from five minutes in the future. Please do not eat the week-old leftover ham! | 1.5141 | 0.04098 | 284 | 170 | 82 | 32 |
226 | Nothing too rich, it’ll give you nightmares. | 1.5133 | 0.04098 | 263 | 153 | 85 | 25 |
227 | That's right: the Ghost of Acid Reflux Past. | 1.5117 | 0.04251 | 256 | 152 | 77 | 27 |
228 | Eat all the dairy you want. It's not what's going to kill you. | 1.5116 | 0.04065 | 301 | 184 | 80 | 37 |
229 | I'll have what you're having | 1.5115 | 0.04023 | 260 | 149 | 89 | 22 |
230 | I think I ate the wrong brownie. | 1.5114 | 0.04326 | 264 | 161 | 71 | 32 |
231 | I took one of your Ambiens. | 1.5103 | 0.03866 | 292 | 170 | 95 | 27 |
232 | Like the milk, you've reached your expiration date. | 1.5098 | 0.04040 | 255 | 146 | 88 | 21 |
233 | Eat the kale. | 1.5097 | 0.04275 | 257 | 154 | 75 | 28 |
234 | Eat the chocolate cake! Turns out it doesn’t really matter if you do or don’t. | 1.5095 | 0.04471 | 263 | 165 | 62 | 36 |
235 | Don’t worry. Eat the cake. Eat the ice cream. You’re going to be run over by a Winnebago next week. | 1.5092 | 0.04438 | 273 | 173 | 61 | 39 |
236 | The lasagna is to die for | 1.5089 | 0.04222 | 281 | 173 | 73 | 35 |
237 | Got any more of that angel cake? | 1.5079 | 0.04337 | 252 | 152 | 72 | 28 |
238 | It was to die for. | 1.5074 | 0.04190 | 270 | 163 | 77 | 30 |
239 | Can’t sleep again? Try counting calories. | 1.5060 | 0.04376 | 249 | 151 | 70 | 28 |
240 | It was totally worth it. | 1.5059 | 0.04397 | 253 | 155 | 68 | 30 |
241 | Yes, the light really does go out when you shut the door. | 1.5054 | 0.04214 | 279 | 172 | 73 | 34 |
242 | Have some more of those mushrooms you picked.” | 1.5041 | 0.04442 | 244 | 149 | 67 | 28 |
243 | I am the Ghost of Diets Past. Screw it, Fred-- go for the cheesecake. | 1.5040 | 0.04436 | 250 | 154 | 66 | 30 |
244 | Is there something you should have told me about those brownies? | 1.5038 | 0.04284 | 262 | 160 | 72 | 30 |
245 | You will be visited tonight by three heartburns. | 1.5038 | 0.04490 | 264 | 168 | 59 | 37 |
246 | Eat away. Your soul's been saved to the cloud. | 1.5021 | 0.04569 | 243 | 152 | 60 | 31 |
247 | Guess which kind of mushrooms those were. | 1.5020 | 0.04387 | 251 | 154 | 68 | 29 |
248 | I’m not allowed to tell you the future. All I can say is, you can’t choke to death on yogurt. | 1.5020 | 0.04502 | 253 | 159 | 61 | 33 |
249 | Trust me, don't sniff it, go by the expiration date. | 1.5000 | 0.04048 | 280 | 169 | 82 | 29 |
250 | I am the Ghost of the Freshness Date Past. | 1.5000 | 0.04499 | 248 | 155 | 62 | 31 |
251 | I strongly suggest you read the expiration date. | 1.5000 | 0.04165 | 254 | 151 | 79 | 24 |
252 | Unfortunately that’s not just the fridge light you’re seeing | 1.4982 | 0.04298 | 277 | 175 | 66 | 36 |
253 | Yes, I'm you. I was allowed to come back just this once ... to warn you about those anchovies. | 1.4981 | 0.03984 | 267 | 157 | 87 | 23 |
254 | Hi, I'm your ghost of midnight repasts. | 1.4981 | 0.04497 | 261 | 167 | 58 | 36 |
255 | It's going to kill you, but it'll be worth it. | 1.4980 | 0.04109 | 249 | 146 | 82 | 21 |
256 | Take anything you like, you'll be hit by a truck anyway | 1.4979 | 0.04709 | 241 | 155 | 52 | 34 |
257 | I’m the 80 lbs you lost last year. Shut the freakin’ door or I’ll be right back. | 1.4966 | 0.04238 | 290 | 185 | 66 | 39 |
258 | Go ahead. Have that cream puff. This is just a dream. | 1.4964 | 0.04172 | 280 | 174 | 73 | 33 |
259 | Be sure to check the expiration dates! | 1.4961 | 0.04368 | 258 | 161 | 66 | 31 |
260 | It was worth it. Go ahead. | 1.4961 | 0.04252 | 256 | 156 | 73 | 27 |
261 | Don't panic. You're just having an out of butter experience. | 1.4961 | 0.04287 | 256 | 157 | 71 | 28 |
262 | They tasted like regular brownies. | 1.4957 | 0.04662 | 234 | 148 | 56 | 30 |
263 | Hello George - I am the ghost of diabetes future | 1.4957 | 0.05000 | 232 | 155 | 39 | 38 |
264 | Trust me. It won't matter. | 1.4957 | 0.04683 | 230 | 145 | 56 | 29 |
265 | Anything but the egg salad ... Trust me. | 1.4943 | 0.04281 | 265 | 165 | 69 | 31 |
266 | Go nuts, we're getting run over tomorrow. | 1.4937 | 0.04511 | 239 | 149 | 62 | 28 |
267 | I guess we bought the wrong mushrooms | 1.4937 | 0.04511 | 239 | 149 | 62 | 28 |
268 | Whaaat?!? You never heard of the ghost of calories passed? | 1.4936 | 0.04237 | 235 | 139 | 76 | 20 |
269 | So this is the light at the end of the tunnel?? | 1.4933 | 0.04622 | 223 | 138 | 60 | 25 |
270 | You are going to eat the leftover tuna casserole and you are going to regret it. | 1.4921 | 0.04301 | 252 | 155 | 70 | 27 |
271 | I am the Ghost of Leftovers Future. Beware the milk. | 1.4919 | 0.04080 | 248 | 146 | 82 | 20 |
272 | Due to staffing shortages, tonight I will be serving as both good and bad conscience. | 1.4917 | 0.04687 | 240 | 155 | 52 | 33 |
273 | Marc Chagall, and you are? | 1.4916 | 0.04641 | 238 | 152 | 55 | 31 |
274 | The soufflé is to die for | 1.4916 | 0.04679 | 238 | 153 | 53 | 32 |
275 | Those mushrooms in your omelette didn't come from the market. | 1.4915 | 0.04553 | 236 | 148 | 60 | 28 |
276 | Of course you're dreaming. Your wife ate the leftover cobbler an hour ago. | 1.4915 | 0.04461 | 234 | 144 | 65 | 25 |
277 | Oh, hi there! I'm the Cholesterol Fairy and I just wanted to let you know you're two baloney sandwiches away from teaming up with me. | 1.4914 | 0.04141 | 291 | 184 | 71 | 36 |
278 | A moment on the lips is an afterlife on the hips | 1.4905 | 0.04133 | 263 | 160 | 77 | 26 |
279 | Don’t worry, it’s just the Ambien. | 1.4902 | 0.04227 | 255 | 156 | 73 | 26 |
280 | Go ahead, have the cheesecake, it's to die for! | 1.4900 | 0.04494 | 251 | 160 | 59 | 32 |
281 | Go ahead eat the bacon. Heaven’s real. | 1.4900 | 0.04458 | 251 | 159 | 61 | 31 |
282 | sorry, I ate the last slice | 1.4898 | 0.04074 | 245 | 144 | 82 | 19 |
283 | Would it kill you to eat healthy? | 1.4895 | 0.04459 | 237 | 147 | 64 | 26 |
284 | No heaven, no hell, no nothing. So go nuts. | 1.4894 | 0.04487 | 235 | 146 | 63 | 26 |
285 | Turns out expiration dates aren't just guidelines | 1.4893 | 0.04597 | 233 | 147 | 58 | 28 |
286 | I think we might’ve had a little bit too much of the death by chocolate. | 1.4891 | 0.04446 | 229 | 140 | 66 | 23 |
287 | Not all expiration dates are just suggestions. | 1.4889 | 0.04504 | 225 | 138 | 64 | 23 |
288 | This is no time for celery. | 1.4889 | 0.04591 | 225 | 140 | 60 | 25 |
289 | P'SSST...THAT'S THE REFRIGERATOR NOT THE BATHROOM.... | 1.4888 | 0.04793 | 223 | 143 | 51 | 29 |
290 | I'm your bad angel. The good angel quit. | 1.4887 | 0.04868 | 221 | 143 | 48 | 30 |
291 | Hi I’m the ghost of midnight repasts! | 1.4887 | 0.04826 | 221 | 142 | 50 | 29 |
292 | A message from your future self: avoid the potato salad. | 1.4880 | 0.04399 | 250 | 157 | 64 | 29 |
293 | Skipping the Mayo at this point, doesn’t really make a difference. | 1.4876 | 0.04109 | 242 | 143 | 80 | 19 |
294 | If we wait 'til after midnight we can call it breakfast. | 1.4871 | 0.04571 | 232 | 146 | 59 | 27 |
295 | Ben's twin brother had a habit of showing up at the exact right time to help with life's toughest decisions. | 1.4868 | 0.04713 | 228 | 146 | 53 | 29 |
296 | I'm from the future. Don't eat the meatloaf. | 1.4868 | 0.04546 | 228 | 142 | 61 | 25 |
297 | Easy for you, I'm the one who has to levitate. | 1.4861 | 0.04593 | 216 | 133 | 61 | 22 |
298 | Enjoy that last thick steak, I'll see you in ten minutes. | 1.4861 | 0.04458 | 251 | 160 | 60 | 31 |
299 | Really Larry, did you have to say you’d die for another piece of cheesecake? | 1.4858 | 0.04844 | 212 | 135 | 51 | 26 |
300 | I'd avoid the salmon from last week. | 1.4856 | 0.04493 | 243 | 154 | 60 | 29 |
301 | The ice cream will make you feel like you died and went to heaven. | 1.4856 | 0.04530 | 243 | 155 | 58 | 30 |
302 | Try the angel food cake. It’s lighter than air. | 1.4854 | 0.04392 | 239 | 148 | 66 | 25 |
303 | Is there any Angel Food Cake in there? | 1.4851 | 0.04279 | 235 | 142 | 72 | 21 |
304 | Think of me as ‘The Ghost of Heartburn Yet To Come’ | 1.4850 | 0.04474 | 233 | 145 | 63 | 25 |
305 | Common side effects may include somnambulism, hallucinations, and out-of-body experiences. | 1.4847 | 0.04315 | 229 | 138 | 71 | 20 |
306 | How about a slice of the angel food cake? | 1.4834 | 0.04574 | 211 | 129 | 62 | 20 |
307 | I may be weightless, but you are 260 pounds. | 1.4833 | 0.04457 | 240 | 151 | 62 | 27 |
308 | I'm the ghost of five pounds in the future. | 1.4832 | 0.04445 | 238 | 149 | 63 | 26 |
309 | This is a dream. The fridge is never this full. | 1.4828 | 0.04651 | 232 | 149 | 54 | 29 |
310 | Eat the high fat chocolate, moca-poca, fudge, pecan high caloric ice cream, Murry. We're gonna get hit by a truck next Thursday. | 1.4815 | 0.04454 | 243 | 154 | 61 | 28 |
311 | I came back from the dead to tell you the milk is…very bad. | 1.4815 | 0.04592 | 216 | 134 | 60 | 22 |
312 | That ham sandwich is to die for | 1.4812 | 0.04310 | 239 | 147 | 69 | 23 |
313 | Yeah, I never paid attention to sell-by dates either. | 1.4810 | 0.04589 | 210 | 129 | 61 | 20 |
314 | I'm your better angel. Make me a sandwich, too. | 1.4809 | 0.04566 | 235 | 150 | 57 | 28 |
315 | Chagall says "Hi" | 1.4809 | 0.04799 | 235 | 156 | 45 | 34 |
316 | It DOES have nuts in it! | 1.4805 | 0.04625 | 231 | 148 | 55 | 28 |
317 | If you’re looking for the angel food cake, it’s all gone. | 1.4805 | 0.04625 | 231 | 148 | 55 | 28 |
318 | It’s your twin brother Carl. Don’t eat your leftover fish. | 1.4800 | 0.04368 | 225 | 137 | 68 | 20 |
319 | That egg salad is fine, but you really should have gotten vaccinated. | 1.4798 | 0.04706 | 223 | 143 | 53 | 27 |
320 | I am looking for some soul food! | 1.4793 | 0.04714 | 217 | 138 | 54 | 25 |
321 | Have at it. Weightlessness isn't all it's cracked up to be. | 1.4784 | 0.04403 | 232 | 144 | 65 | 23 |
322 | I wouldn't eat that if I were you. And I am. | 1.4783 | 0.04557 | 230 | 146 | 58 | 26 |
323 | The leftover pastrami is to die for! | 1.4766 | 0.04403 | 235 | 147 | 64 | 24 |
324 | If there’s any angel food cake left, I’d like a piece. | 1.4764 | 0.04749 | 212 | 135 | 53 | 24 |
325 | Last time you ate the leftover spicy Thai, we had quite the adventure... | 1.4764 | 0.04260 | 233 | 142 | 71 | 20 |
326 | If you’re looking for happiness, it’s in the cheese drawer. | 1.4760 | 0.04619 | 208 | 129 | 59 | 20 |
327 | Go towards the Bud Light. | 1.4758 | 0.04386 | 248 | 158 | 62 | 28 |
328 | expiration dates are a thing | 1.4752 | 0.04230 | 242 | 149 | 71 | 22 |
329 | They weren’t joking about that ‘best by’ date. | 1.4744 | 0.04699 | 215 | 137 | 54 | 24 |
330 | I'm having an out of refrigerator experience | 1.4742 | 0.04825 | 213 | 138 | 49 | 26 |
331 | Yes, I am your conscience. Let’s eat. | 1.4737 | 0.04458 | 228 | 143 | 62 | 23 |
332 | soul food? | 1.4737 | 0.04501 | 228 | 144 | 60 | 24 |
333 | The lesser-known ghost of Christmas leftovers | 1.4737 | 0.04399 | 209 | 126 | 67 | 16 |
334 | The leftover meatloaf is to die for! | 1.4732 | 0.04689 | 224 | 145 | 52 | 27 |
335 | The cheesecake was to die for! | 1.4726 | 0.04375 | 237 | 149 | 64 | 24 |
336 | Trust me...the light DOES go off... | 1.4725 | 0.04466 | 218 | 135 | 63 | 20 |
337 | How do you THINK I know that there's trichinosis in the leftover ham sandwich?" | 1.4721 | 0.05015 | 197 | 128 | 45 | 24 |
338 | Eat it. Wash the plate and put it away. She will never know. | 1.4720 | 0.06178 | 125 | 80 | 31 | 14 |
339 | Don't overthink it. | 1.4718 | 0.04616 | 195 | 119 | 60 | 16 |
340 | May I suggest soul food? | 1.4709 | 0.04439 | 223 | 139 | 63 | 21 |
341 | The Angel Food Cake is mine. | 1.4706 | 0.04785 | 204 | 130 | 52 | 22 |
342 | I will visit until you are vaccinated and encourage everyone to do the same. | 1.4703 | 0.04635 | 219 | 140 | 55 | 24 |
343 | Can I suggest the Angel Food cake? | 1.4697 | 0.04943 | 198 | 128 | 47 | 23 |
344 | Have the angel food cake. It is an out of body experience. | 1.4697 | 0.04731 | 198 | 124 | 55 | 19 |
345 | I know that I'm supposed to be the good angel, but grab two pieces of the left-over pie. | 1.4692 | 0.04521 | 211 | 131 | 61 | 19 |
346 | I'm the ghost of heartburn future. | 1.4689 | 0.04749 | 209 | 134 | 52 | 23 |
347 | I go out when the door is closed. | 1.4688 | 0.04424 | 224 | 140 | 63 | 21 |
348 | No! The light at the end of the tunnel! | 1.4686 | 0.04880 | 207 | 135 | 47 | 25 |
349 | The light really does go off when you close the door. | 1.4686 | 0.04880 | 207 | 135 | 47 | 25 |
350 | That’s why they call it ‘soul food.’ | 1.4673 | 0.04325 | 214 | 130 | 68 | 16 |
351 | I will be followed by the ghost of indigestion. | 1.4672 | 0.04693 | 229 | 151 | 49 | 29 |
352 | So, have you ever tried real soul food? | 1.4667 | 0.04783 | 195 | 123 | 53 | 19 |
353 | You’re going to regret this tomorrow | 1.4660 | 0.04681 | 191 | 118 | 57 | 16 |
354 | Turns out if you open it enough times, something new does appear! | 1.4654 | 0.04665 | 217 | 140 | 53 | 24 |
355 | We get hit by a bus tomorrow,so eat that last piece of cake! | 1.4653 | 0.04662 | 202 | 127 | 56 | 19 |
356 | Fred, we’re DEAD. Turns out, Ethel’s cooking WAS “to die for.” | 1.4652 | 0.04751 | 187 | 116 | 55 | 16 |
357 | The spirit is willing and the flesh is weak. | 1.4650 | 0.04801 | 200 | 128 | 51 | 21 |
358 | I'm you twenty minutes from now. Which do you want first, the good news or the bad news? | 1.4648 | 0.04776 | 213 | 139 | 49 | 25 |
359 | OK. You're a handsome devil and your fridge is full. What's your third wish? | 1.4645 | 0.04824 | 183 | 114 | 53 | 16 |
360 | That mayo's gone bad, trust me. | 1.4645 | 0.04809 | 211 | 138 | 48 | 25 |
361 | Don't eat the cod...trust me. | 1.4638 | 0.04732 | 207 | 133 | 52 | 22 |
362 | Turns out,expiration dates are kinda important. | 1.4638 | 0.04732 | 207 | 133 | 52 | 22 |
363 | I’m you tomorrow if you eat that tonight. | 1.4627 | 0.04624 | 201 | 126 | 57 | 18 |
364 | I’d get it to go if I were you.” | 1.4626 | 0.04712 | 214 | 139 | 51 | 24 |
365 | Don't bother eating healthy, it's too late. | 1.4623 | 0.04974 | 199 | 131 | 44 | 24 |
366 | Really? After you brushed your teeth ? | 1.4623 | 0.04657 | 199 | 125 | 56 | 18 |
367 | Take care; I'm not the only thing in this room thats expired. | 1.4619 | 0.04682 | 210 | 135 | 53 | 22 |
368 | Your astral self would love a light beer right now. | 1.4608 | 0.04628 | 204 | 129 | 56 | 19 |
369 | Trust me. Expiration dates are a thing. | 1.4602 | 0.04348 | 226 | 142 | 64 | 20 |
370 | Take it from me. Give yesterday’s Clams Casino a pass. | 1.4601 | 0.04487 | 213 | 134 | 60 | 19 |
371 | I told you to stay away from those mushrooms. | 1.4599 | 0.05099 | 187 | 123 | 42 | 22 |
372 | It's me, the Ghost of Crème Brûlées Past. | 1.4596 | 0.04888 | 198 | 129 | 47 | 22 |
373 | A friendly reminder: check the expiration dates. | 1.4595 | 0.05456 | 148 | 94 | 40 | 14 |
374 | I thought I’d find you here. | 1.4591 | 0.04141 | 220 | 133 | 73 | 14 |
375 | Hi, I’m the Ghost of Reflux Future… | 1.4586 | 0.05046 | 181 | 117 | 45 | 19 |
376 | Our mother sent me to remind you to put down the toilet seat, and shut the damn refrigerator door, you're wasting electricity. | 1.4579 | 0.04983 | 190 | 124 | 45 | 21 |
377 | The meatloaf gave me this incredible gas. | 1.4574 | 0.05244 | 188 | 127 | 36 | 25 |
378 | I am the ghost of cold cuts past. | 1.4564 | 0.04667 | 195 | 123 | 55 | 17 |
379 | Well, it turns out it's not OK to eat raw cookie dough. | 1.4564 | 0.04610 | 195 | 122 | 57 | 16 |
380 | Maybe you should pack that to go. | 1.4560 | 0.05143 | 182 | 120 | 41 | 21 |
381 | Yeah, those "use by dates" are the real deal. | 1.4560 | 0.04701 | 193 | 122 | 54 | 17 |
382 | A little brie and I can put in a good word with the big guy. | 1.4559 | 0.04626 | 204 | 130 | 55 | 19 |
383 | No moral fiber in there. | 1.4555 | 0.04677 | 191 | 120 | 55 | 16 |
384 | Would you save some of the soul food for me? | 1.4550 | 0.04583 | 200 | 126 | 57 | 17 |
385 | A moment on the lips, an eternity on the hips | 1.4550 | 0.04565 | 211 | 135 | 56 | 20 |
386 | Just poppin' in from the future. You should probably steer clear of that egg salad. | 1.4545 | 0.04338 | 209 | 129 | 65 | 15 |
387 | The answer is not in the refrigerator | 1.4541 | 0.04690 | 218 | 144 | 49 | 25 |
388 | I’m the spirit of lab reports yet to come. | 1.4540 | 0.05192 | 174 | 114 | 41 | 19 |
389 | I go on an out-of-body experience for five minutes, and here you are stuffing your face” | 1.4540 | 0.05255 | 174 | 115 | 39 | 20 |
390 | Any soul food? | 1.4536 | 0.04795 | 194 | 125 | 50 | 19 |
391 | I am the ghost of weight yet to come! | 1.4536 | 0.05407 | 183 | 126 | 31 | 26 |
392 | Carrots. Eat the carrots. | 1.4530 | 0.04663 | 181 | 112 | 56 | 13 |
393 | Could you grab the Angel Food cake? | 1.4529 | 0.04869 | 170 | 106 | 51 | 13 |
394 | Dude, that angel food cake literally has my name on it | 1.4529 | 0.05147 | 170 | 110 | 43 | 17 |
395 | Hello, past self. Eat that cake, you are going to die anyway. | 1.4528 | 0.04834 | 212 | 142 | 44 | 26 |
396 | I am the Ghost of Acid Reflux Yet to Come! | 1.4526 | 0.04924 | 190 | 124 | 46 | 20 |
397 | Got any soul food in there? | 1.4525 | 0.04831 | 179 | 113 | 51 | 15 |
398 | The Ghost of Midnight Snack | 1.4523 | 0.04598 | 199 | 126 | 56 | 17 |
399 | I'm the ghost of heartburn-yet-to-come. Stay away from the cacciatore. | 1.4523 | 0.04653 | 199 | 127 | 54 | 18 |
400 | Have the cheesecake. You're hit by lightening in six months. | 1.4521 | 0.04905 | 188 | 122 | 47 | 19 |
401 | Try the angel food. It's heavenly. | 1.4511 | 0.04861 | 184 | 118 | 49 | 17 |
402 | You can always blame the Ambien. | 1.4511 | 0.04545 | 184 | 113 | 59 | 12 |
403 | I want Soul food | 1.4505 | 0.04812 | 202 | 133 | 47 | 22 |
404 | Take it from me, your best option is the angel food cake. | 1.4503 | 0.04988 | 171 | 109 | 47 | 15 |
405 | I’ve come to tell you it’s ok to believe it’s not butter. | 1.4502 | 0.04660 | 211 | 138 | 51 | 22 |
406 | Tonight you will be visited by three gastrointestinal disturbances. | 1.4497 | 0.05498 | 169 | 115 | 32 | 22 |
407 | Dinner made me a little gassy. | 1.4492 | 0.04744 | 187 | 119 | 52 | 16 |
408 | We’ve been trying to reach you about your milk’s extended warranty | 1.4492 | 0.04863 | 187 | 121 | 48 | 18 |
409 | I'm the ghost of leftovers future. Stay away from the pot roast. | 1.4491 | 0.05072 | 167 | 107 | 45 | 15 |
410 | Every time the microwave dings, an angel gets his wings. | 1.4491 | 0.04928 | 167 | 105 | 49 | 13 |
411 | No, I am not your conscience. I'm your excuse. | 1.4490 | 0.05025 | 196 | 132 | 40 | 24 |
412 | Check the expiration | 1.4490 | 0.05215 | 147 | 92 | 44 | 11 |
413 | Any angel food cake left? | 1.4489 | 0.05145 | 176 | 116 | 41 | 19 |
414 | She hid the cake behind the broccoli. | 1.4488 | 0.04606 | 205 | 132 | 54 | 19 |
415 | You’re having an “out of refrigerator” experience. | 1.4486 | 0.04841 | 185 | 119 | 49 | 17 |
416 | You have turned on celestial notifications in your dieting app. | 1.4486 | 0.04655 | 185 | 116 | 55 | 14 |
417 | I’d go for the angel food cake. | 1.4485 | 0.05258 | 165 | 108 | 40 | 17 |
418 | You’ll regret it later. Trust me. | 1.4483 | 0.04858 | 174 | 110 | 50 | 14 |
419 | I'd rethink the triple chocolate cheesecake. | 1.4475 | 0.04854 | 181 | 116 | 49 | 16 |
420 | Believe the expiration date. | 1.4475 | 0.04979 | 181 | 118 | 45 | 18 |
421 | I’m the spirit of diets past. | 1.4469 | 0.05142 | 179 | 119 | 40 | 20 |
422 | I am the Ghost of Meatloaf Past… | 1.4468 | 0.04959 | 188 | 124 | 44 | 20 |
423 | So that cookie dough expiration date is not a suggestion. | 1.4468 | 0.04724 | 188 | 120 | 52 | 16 |
424 | Ambien strikes again. | 1.4464 | 0.04182 | 224 | 140 | 68 | 16 |
425 | Got any Angel Food Cake in there? | 1.4463 | 0.05246 | 177 | 119 | 37 | 21 |
426 | Yeah about that angel cake…” | 1.4457 | 0.04858 | 184 | 119 | 48 | 17 |
427 | Spoiler alert: You're going to choke on that drumstick, and well... | 1.4455 | 0.04706 | 202 | 132 | 50 | 20 |
428 | Don't drink that expired milk - trust me. | 1.4451 | 0.05136 | 164 | 106 | 43 | 15 |
429 | This is what happens if you shake the kombucha | 1.4451 | 0.05018 | 182 | 120 | 43 | 19 |
430 | You'll never guess what happens next. | 1.4451 | 0.04508 | 182 | 112 | 59 | 11 |
431 | Don't. It'll come back to haunt you.." | 1.4444 | 0.04934 | 180 | 117 | 46 | 17 |
432 | Spoiler alert from your future: Beware of the pickled herring. | 1.4444 | 0.04871 | 180 | 116 | 48 | 16 |
433 | I'm you from 3 hours in the future - don't drink the milk | 1.4444 | 0.05398 | 162 | 108 | 36 | 18 |
434 | Go toward the light. | 1.4444 | 0.04827 | 198 | 131 | 46 | 21 |
435 | Go on! Have two! | 1.4438 | 0.04844 | 178 | 114 | 49 | 15 |
436 | The eclairs are to die for. | 1.4438 | 0.04712 | 178 | 112 | 53 | 13 |
437 | Hello, I saw your light was on. | 1.4438 | 0.04811 | 169 | 106 | 51 | 12 |
438 | Did you hear what the doc said about side effects? I was barely listening. | 1.4438 | 0.05074 | 160 | 102 | 45 | 13 |
439 | Yes, the chicken will kill you. But the afterlife forgives student loan debt so it's cool. | 1.4432 | 0.05189 | 185 | 126 | 36 | 23 |
440 | Trust me. The fastest way to the afterlife is the steak tartare. | 1.4432 | 0.05245 | 185 | 127 | 34 | 24 |
441 | The mousse is to die for! | 1.4432 | 0.05016 | 185 | 123 | 42 | 20 |
442 | “There ain’t no pastrami in heaven, get it while you can.” | 1.4427 | 0.04825 | 192 | 126 | 47 | 19 |
443 | Good evening. I am the ghost of diets past. | 1.4424 | 0.05324 | 165 | 110 | 37 | 18 |
444 | Good news! You won't be needing that refrigerator much longer. | 1.4421 | 0.04975 | 190 | 127 | 42 | 21 |
445 | What was in that brownie?! | 1.4421 | 0.04566 | 190 | 120 | 56 | 14 |
446 | You might want to rethink your anti-vaxx position. | 1.4420 | 0.05157 | 181 | 122 | 38 | 21 |
447 | It’s a dream, Carl. Since when do we have food in our fridge? | 1.4420 | 0.04850 | 181 | 117 | 48 | 16 |
448 | I warned us, that cake was to die for. | 1.4415 | 0.04840 | 188 | 123 | 47 | 18 |
449 | Whenever a fridge door is opened past midnight, a Food Spirit gets his wings” | 1.4413 | 0.05139 | 179 | 120 | 39 | 20 |
450 | Peter Pan HAD gotten old, and fat to boot. Wendy was now Andrew which was equally surprising. | 1.4413 | 0.05077 | 179 | 119 | 41 | 19 |
451 | Keep telling yourself a light snack can't hurt | 1.4412 | 0.05003 | 170 | 110 | 45 | 15 |
452 | Red bull? At this hour of night? | 1.4410 | 0.05275 | 161 | 106 | 39 | 16 |
453 | get out of there…you’re not supposed to be….ooohhh is that leftover meatloaf?? | 1.4407 | 0.04795 | 177 | 113 | 50 | 14 |
454 | I was looking for something to raise my spirit | 1.4402 | 0.04793 | 184 | 119 | 49 | 16 |
455 | Beware the curds from March. | 1.4400 | 0.04944 | 200 | 136 | 40 | 24 |
456 | Hi there. Are you fully satisfied with your current car insurance provider? | 1.4395 | 0.05447 | 157 | 105 | 35 | 17 |
457 | I am the ghost of snacking past | 1.4393 | 0.05007 | 173 | 113 | 44 | 16 |
458 | Ok you’re going to choke on the wings, but they’re worth it. | 1.4392 | 0.04642 | 189 | 121 | 53 | 15 |
459 | The leftover lasagna in the green Tupperware may have been there longer than you remember. Just sayin'. | 1.4390 | 0.04277 | 205 | 128 | 64 | 13 |
460 | Got any soul food? | 1.4379 | 0.04733 | 169 | 106 | 52 | 11 |
461 | I am the ghost of larger pants to come. | 1.4379 | 0.05091 | 169 | 111 | 42 | 16 |
462 | I'm you from a parallel universe. You are still bald. | 1.4378 | 0.04584 | 185 | 117 | 55 | 13 |
463 | I am the Ghost of New Year's Resolutions Past and I'm here to remind you it's only January third. | 1.4375 | 0.04707 | 192 | 125 | 50 | 17 |
464 | Trust me. Eat the angel food cake. | 1.4375 | 0.04879 | 176 | 114 | 47 | 15 |
465 | If I were you, Frank, and I am, I'd stay away from that really dry choking-inducing ham sandwich. Trust me. | 1.4375 | 0.05443 | 160 | 108 | 34 | 18 |
466 | As Bill ended his diet, his will to live returned | 1.4375 | 0.05201 | 176 | 119 | 37 | 20 |
467 | 'To die for,' wasn't hyperbole. | 1.4368 | 0.05051 | 174 | 115 | 42 | 17 |
468 | I'm here from the future to tell you that the expiration date on the cheese curds does in fact matter. | 1.4368 | 0.04781 | 174 | 111 | 50 | 13 |
469 | Yes! The light at the end of the refrigerator! | 1.4367 | 0.04954 | 158 | 100 | 47 | 11 |
470 | Have you been to the Chagall exhibition? | 1.4365 | 0.05033 | 181 | 121 | 41 | 19 |
471 | Don’t eat the egg salad. Trust me. | 1.4365 | 0.05093 | 181 | 122 | 39 | 20 |
472 | I think we've had enough edibles for one night. | 1.4365 | 0.05033 | 181 | 121 | 41 | 19 |
473 | Gary knew that 5 day old curry would come back to haunt him… | 1.4364 | 0.04693 | 220 | 150 | 44 | 26 |
474 | I'll have the angel food cake | 1.4362 | 0.04470 | 188 | 118 | 58 | 12 |
475 | You've got to try the cheesecake. It's to die for! | 1.4356 | 0.04539 | 202 | 131 | 54 | 17 |
476 | Psst ! The ice cream is in the freezer. | 1.4355 | 0.04691 | 186 | 120 | 51 | 15 |
477 | I am the ghost of weight loss efforts past. | 1.4353 | 0.05136 | 170 | 113 | 40 | 17 |
478 | Do you have any more angel food cake? | 1.4353 | 0.04929 | 170 | 110 | 46 | 14 |
479 | Pssst! Check the “ Best by” date on the bologna. | 1.4350 | 0.04733 | 200 | 133 | 47 | 20 |
480 | Sorry, I ate the angel food cake. It’s what I do. | 1.4346 | 0.04604 | 191 | 123 | 53 | 15 |
481 | I’m you, Ted. You’re having an out of mayo experience. | 1.4345 | 0.05180 | 168 | 112 | 39 | 17 |
482 | The rule is, 'Starve a fever. Feed an out of body experience.' | 1.4343 | 0.04767 | 198 | 132 | 46 | 20 |
483 | If you eat it and die I get my wings! | 1.4343 | 0.04963 | 175 | 115 | 44 | 16 |
484 | NOW can you believe it’s not butter? | 1.4342 | 0.05497 | 152 | 102 | 34 | 16 |
485 | Remember - dieting is eating food that make you sad | 1.4339 | 0.04638 | 189 | 122 | 52 | 15 |
486 | Stay away from the mushrooms. | 1.4329 | 0.04979 | 164 | 106 | 45 | 13 |
487 | I’ll tell you what keeps me up at night. | 1.4329 | 0.05053 | 164 | 107 | 43 | 14 |
488 | Finish the Alfredo. See you shortly. | 1.4328 | 0.04714 | 201 | 134 | 47 | 20 |
489 | You might stop counting calories and start counting days. Just saying. | 1.4327 | 0.04976 | 171 | 112 | 44 | 15 |
490 | I'm here to tell you to eat what you want. It's not gonna matter. | 1.4326 | 0.04836 | 178 | 116 | 47 | 15 |
491 | I'm your guardian angel, so I'll eat the other half of the cake. | 1.4324 | 0.04830 | 185 | 122 | 46 | 17 |
492 | I'm recommending the wings. | 1.4321 | 0.05021 | 162 | 105 | 44 | 13 |
493 | She hid the good stuff behind the kale | 1.4320 | 0.05290 | 169 | 115 | 35 | 19 |
494 | Just call me angel of the morning, baby. | 1.4318 | 0.05134 | 176 | 119 | 38 | 19 |
495 | Yes it’s a dream, but which one of us is dreaming? | 1.4318 | 0.04941 | 176 | 116 | 44 | 16 |
496 | Actually, high cholesterol gives you wings. | 1.4316 | 0.04558 | 190 | 122 | 54 | 14 |
497 | Angel food cake please. | 1.4314 | 0.05227 | 153 | 100 | 40 | 13 |
498 | Dude, trust me, it wasn’t worth it. | 1.4312 | 0.05292 | 160 | 107 | 37 | 16 |
499 | Don't eat the mushrooms... | 1.4311 | 0.04766 | 167 | 106 | 50 | 11 |
500 | To be honest, I’d eat it again | 1.4311 | 0.04766 | 167 | 106 | 50 | 11 |
501 | We should have thrown out the gas station sushi. | 1.4310 | 0.04845 | 174 | 113 | 47 | 14 |
502 | Well, first you'll see this bright light... | 1.4309 | 0.04891 | 188 | 126 | 43 | 19 |
503 | Load up on the bacon. It's great up here! | 1.4305 | 0.05600 | 151 | 103 | 31 | 17 |
504 | No no no eat the shrimp. It's definitely still fine. | 1.4303 | 0.05102 | 165 | 109 | 41 | 15 |
505 | Do you have anything for gas | 1.4303 | 0.05245 | 165 | 111 | 37 | 17 |
506 | I'm Not supposed to interfere, but let me just say you and the shellfish have the same expiration date. | 1.4303 | 0.05315 | 165 | 112 | 35 | 18 |
507 | Do - and die. | 1.4302 | 0.04884 | 172 | 112 | 46 | 14 |
508 | The angel food cake looks tempting. | 1.4302 | 0.04750 | 179 | 116 | 49 | 14 |
509 | I am the ghost of this repast. | 1.4300 | 0.04613 | 207 | 138 | 49 | 20 |
510 | You're attempting to fill a void that can never be filled unless, of course, you still have that cannoli from Ferrara's. | 1.4295 | 0.04972 | 149 | 94 | 46 | 9 |
511 | the good cannabis is in the back | 1.4295 | 0.05409 | 149 | 99 | 36 | 14 |
512 | As long as we're astral projecting here, could you project me a ham on rye with mustard? | 1.4295 | 0.05062 | 149 | 95 | 44 | 10 |
513 | I have come from the future to tell you not to eat that mayonnaise | 1.4295 | 0.05324 | 149 | 98 | 38 | 13 |
514 | Here's a tip: avoid the fish. | 1.4295 | 0.05465 | 156 | 106 | 33 | 17 |
515 | I'm in the mood for something light. | 1.4294 | 0.05146 | 163 | 108 | 40 | 15 |
516 | Marty reconsiders after a visit from the Ghost of Yom Kippur Past | 1.4286 | 0.05007 | 182 | 123 | 40 | 19 |
517 | So that’ll be one chicken soup for the soul then? | 1.4286 | 0.05281 | 154 | 102 | 38 | 14 |
518 | No, I'm the ghost of crispness passed. | 1.4278 | 0.05050 | 194 | 135 | 35 | 24 |
519 | Let's review the side effects of Ambien. | 1.4278 | 0.04966 | 187 | 127 | 40 | 20 |
520 | Sleep eating: all the fun, none of the calories. | 1.4277 | 0.05078 | 166 | 110 | 41 | 15 |
521 | I am the Ghost From 10 Minutes From Now. Don't do it. | 1.4277 | 0.05161 | 159 | 105 | 40 | 14 |
522 | Dr. Finkelstein said to call anytime day or night if you saw any floaters. | 1.4276 | 0.05248 | 152 | 100 | 39 | 13 |
523 | I’m the ghost of Later Tonight. | 1.4271 | 0.04469 | 199 | 129 | 55 | 15 |
524 | Hurry up Bob! We’re back in school and this time everyone is naked. | 1.4259 | 0.05166 | 162 | 108 | 39 | 15 |
525 | This is your Conscience speaking . Save me a slice ! | 1.4258 | 0.05254 | 155 | 103 | 38 | 14 |
526 | It’s a death by chocolate situation. | 1.4256 | 0.04646 | 195 | 129 | 49 | 17 |
527 | Which one of us is dreaming? | 1.4254 | 0.04838 | 181 | 120 | 45 | 16 |
528 | Trust me, that Death- by-chocolate is to die for! | 1.4251 | 0.05195 | 167 | 113 | 37 | 17 |
529 | They told you that you would have weird dreams if you ate a big snack after midnight, but you just wouldn't listen, would you? | 1.4250 | 0.04980 | 160 | 104 | 44 | 12 |
530 | I am the ghost of leftovers past. | 1.4247 | 0.04983 | 186 | 127 | 39 | 20 |
531 | You’re dead. One last pint of ice cream won’t hurt.” | 1.4247 | 0.04924 | 186 | 126 | 41 | 19 |
532 | Forget the diet. Eat, drink, and be merry. | 1.4247 | 0.05397 | 146 | 97 | 36 | 13 |
533 | Just a light snack for me. | 1.4246 | 0.04939 | 179 | 120 | 42 | 17 |
534 | Your conscience is off tonight - I'm just a temp. Have whatever you want. | 1.4244 | 0.05281 | 172 | 119 | 33 | 20 |
535 | Trust me- the cheesecake is heavenly! | 1.4244 | 0.04537 | 205 | 136 | 51 | 18 |
536 | Add a whole turkey to the shopping list. Also a sheet cake, 2 taco pizzas and more Ambien. | 1.4238 | 0.05011 | 151 | 97 | 44 | 10 |
537 | I recommend the angel's food cake. | 1.4236 | 0.05879 | 144 | 101 | 25 | 18 |
538 | I have come from the future to say you will have a heart attack, but the pudding is worth it. | 1.4235 | 0.04989 | 170 | 113 | 42 | 15 |
539 | Can you guess what date we have in common with that milk? | 1.4231 | 0.05383 | 156 | 106 | 34 | 16 |
540 | Hi, future self here. I recommend mixed greens and an iced tea. | 1.4228 | 0.05568 | 149 | 102 | 31 | 16 |
541 | That angel food cake is for me Harry. | 1.4228 | 0.05568 | 149 | 102 | 31 | 16 |
542 | When I was told this cake would raise my spirits, I didn't think they were serious. | 1.4226 | 0.05373 | 168 | 117 | 31 | 20 |
543 | Check the date on the milk. | 1.4222 | 0.04658 | 180 | 117 | 50 | 13 |
544 | The chicken is to die for. | 1.4220 | 0.04926 | 173 | 115 | 43 | 15 |
545 | Do it. Totally worth it. | 1.4218 | 0.05454 | 147 | 99 | 34 | 14 |
546 | This is your conscience speaking … put the handle down and move away from the fridge | 1.4214 | 0.05741 | 140 | 96 | 29 | 15 |
547 | I'm dying for some angel cake. | 1.4214 | 0.04998 | 159 | 104 | 43 | 12 |
548 | I am the ghost of three hours from now. Use mayonnaise instead of brown mustard. You'll thank me tomorrow. | 1.4214 | 0.05155 | 159 | 106 | 39 | 14 |
549 | I am the ghost of your stupidity. Stop eating hotdogs wrapped in bacon. | 1.4211 | 0.05405 | 152 | 103 | 34 | 15 |
550 | Trust me — you want to throw out that tuna. | 1.4211 | 0.04966 | 171 | 114 | 42 | 15 |
551 | I'm the ghost of breakfasts future | 1.4208 | 0.04919 | 183 | 124 | 41 | 18 |
552 | I think we should just have something light. | 1.4207 | 0.04968 | 164 | 108 | 43 | 13 |
553 | Well, you knew that burrito was going to come back and haunt you. | 1.4207 | 0.05260 | 164 | 112 | 35 | 17 |
554 | I thought I saw an angel food cake in there. | 1.4203 | 0.05521 | 138 | 92 | 34 | 12 |
555 | Yes sure! This is only a dream, it won’t matter if you finish all of that cheesecake | 1.4202 | 0.04824 | 188 | 127 | 43 | 18 |
556 | A moment on your lips, forever on your hips. | 1.4201 | 0.04936 | 169 | 112 | 43 | 14 |
557 | If you are looking for the magic mushrooms, I already ate them.” | 1.4198 | 0.06029 | 131 | 91 | 25 | 15 |
558 | I'm the Ghost of Croissants Past. | 1.4198 | 0.04933 | 162 | 106 | 44 | 12 |
559 | I’m your Fairy Food Father | 1.4196 | 0.05382 | 143 | 95 | 36 | 12 |
560 | I peed in your sink. | 1.4196 | 0.05989 | 143 | 102 | 22 | 19 |
561 | The light does not stay on, trust me! | 1.4196 | 0.05737 | 143 | 99 | 28 | 16 |
562 | Saw the light on, thought I’d drop in | 1.4194 | 0.04800 | 186 | 125 | 44 | 17 |
563 | Last chance- don’t eat that cake your wife is saving for later. | 1.4190 | 0.04605 | 179 | 116 | 51 | 12 |
564 | You're having an 'out-of-baloney' experience. | 1.4189 | 0.05509 | 148 | 101 | 32 | 15 |
565 | This is your conscience speaking. You can have your cake if I can eat it too. | 1.4187 | 0.05053 | 160 | 106 | 41 | 13 |
566 | I wouldn’t drink the milk. Learned the hard way. | 1.4187 | 0.04974 | 160 | 105 | 43 | 12 |
567 | Think of it more like an out-of-body mass index experience. | 1.4183 | 0.05688 | 153 | 108 | 26 | 19 |
568 | If you’re looking for the spirits, we’re in the cellar. | 1.4177 | 0.05404 | 158 | 109 | 32 | 17 |
569 | Take it from me. Trying to fill that spiritual void with food doesn't work. | 1.4172 | 0.05177 | 151 | 100 | 39 | 12 |
570 | You die tomorrow,so you might as well | 1.4172 | 0.05061 | 163 | 109 | 40 | 14 |
571 | don’t eat the Angel food cake, it’s mine | 1.4167 | 0.05531 | 144 | 98 | 32 | 14 |
572 | BOY! This refrigerator is just like the one down at the morgue! | 1.4167 | 0.05300 | 156 | 106 | 35 | 15 |
573 | Psst! Grab another one of those pot brownies, the first one didn’t work. | 1.4167 | 0.05025 | 168 | 113 | 40 | 15 |
574 | I was sent to tell you about the weight requirement to get through the Pearly Gates. | 1.4161 | 0.05479 | 149 | 102 | 32 | 15 |
575 | I'm personally in the mood for soul food. | 1.4157 | 0.04994 | 166 | 111 | 41 | 14 |
576 | I'm not supposed to say this, but life's REALLY short - so, go for the pie. | 1.4156 | 0.05187 | 154 | 103 | 38 | 13 |
577 | And I am the Ghost of Heartburn Yet To Come. | 1.4155 | 0.05763 | 142 | 99 | 27 | 16 |
578 | I'm from the future. Stay away from that mayonnaise. | 1.4152 | 0.04960 | 171 | 115 | 41 | 15 |
579 | Did someone say angel food cake? | 1.4152 | 0.04819 | 171 | 113 | 45 | 13 |
580 | Did someone say soul food? | 1.4151 | 0.05071 | 159 | 106 | 40 | 13 |
581 | The triple cream brie may kill you, but it will be worth it. | 1.4151 | 0.05149 | 159 | 107 | 38 | 14 |
582 | Step into the light | 1.4151 | 0.04830 | 159 | 103 | 46 | 10 |
583 | Try the pastrami. It's to die for.... | 1.4150 | 0.05094 | 147 | 96 | 41 | 10 |
584 | Your vehicle’s warranty is up for renewal. | 1.4150 | 0.05779 | 147 | 104 | 25 | 18 |
585 | I'm a figment of your indigestion. There isn't an antacid in there by any chance? | 1.4148 | 0.05085 | 135 | 86 | 42 | 7 |
586 | I saw the light on so thought I'd drop in. | 1.4145 | 0.05317 | 152 | 103 | 35 | 14 |
587 | Yes this is a dream. But calories are still gonna count. | 1.4145 | 0.05234 | 152 | 102 | 37 | 13 |
588 | Remember, late night snacking causes hallucinations. | 1.4140 | 0.05500 | 157 | 110 | 29 | 18 |
589 | Yes, the potato salad is great -- but it's what's keeping me up. | 1.4140 | 0.05035 | 157 | 104 | 41 | 12 |
590 | The egg salad will kill you, but it's worth it." | 1.4140 | 0.04795 | 186 | 126 | 43 | 17 |
591 | Make that two. | 1.4138 | 0.05233 | 145 | 96 | 38 | 11 |
592 | Quick! Bev's on her way down. Shut the door and start sleepwalking! | 1.4129 | 0.05241 | 155 | 105 | 36 | 14 |
593 | You were right, sweet dreams are made of cheese | 1.4126 | 0.05282 | 143 | 95 | 37 | 11 |
594 | Don’t worry…calories consumed between midnight and sunrise never count. | 1.4126 | 0.05729 | 143 | 100 | 27 | 16 |
595 | Stan. I am the ghost of 3 a.m. leftover dumplings future. Close the door and walk away. | 1.4125 | 0.05123 | 160 | 108 | 38 | 14 |
596 | It's 8 A.M. somewhere. | 1.4121 | 0.04786 | 165 | 108 | 46 | 11 |
597 | Better not. That makes you gassy. | 1.4121 | 0.04938 | 165 | 110 | 42 | 13 |
598 | I'm the ghost of diets passed. | 1.4118 | 0.05449 | 153 | 106 | 31 | 16 |
599 | Do you really want to be the guy that died from choking on leftover Chinese food in his robe at 2 AM? | 1.4118 | 0.05855 | 136 | 95 | 26 | 15 |
600 | Hi, my name is Mark. I'll be your conscience tonight. May I suggest the leftover pizza. | 1.4118 | 0.05267 | 136 | 89 | 38 | 9 |
601 | Well, the expiration date apparently does mean something. | 1.4113 | 0.05237 | 141 | 93 | 38 | 10 |
602 | You finish the pie, I'll reheat the self-loathing. | 1.4110 | 0.05486 | 163 | 116 | 27 | 20 |
603 | We're gonna need a bigger belt. | 1.4110 | 0.05054 | 163 | 110 | 39 | 14 |
604 | You won't find it. I saw you take it last night. | 1.4110 | 0.05294 | 146 | 98 | 36 | 12 |
605 | You did the same thing in your last life and look where it got you! | 1.4104 | 0.05213 | 134 | 87 | 39 | 8 |
606 | I admit it,I ate all the angel cake! | 1.4097 | 0.05524 | 144 | 99 | 31 | 14 |
607 | I’m your DairyGodfather reminding you not to choose that lactose free milk! | 1.4096 | 0.04839 | 166 | 110 | 44 | 12 |
608 | So that's the light at the end of the tunnel. | 1.4094 | 0.05304 | 149 | 101 | 35 | 13 |
609 | I’m you after you eat the tainted chicken salad. It’s pretty simple, really. | 1.4094 | 0.05635 | 149 | 105 | 27 | 17 |
610 | That expiration date ... it's just a suggestion, not a rule | 1.4091 | 0.04841 | 154 | 100 | 45 | 9 |
611 | Let's just say your next meal might not be for awhile. | 1.4085 | 0.04801 | 164 | 108 | 45 | 11 |
612 | It's me, The Ghost of Heartburn Future. | 1.4083 | 0.04852 | 169 | 113 | 43 | 13 |
613 | I had a root beer float. | 1.4082 | 0.05525 | 147 | 102 | 30 | 15 |
614 | I just wanted to let you know that this is a dream…so eat whatever you want without guilt…except the tiramisu, that’s mine | 1.4082 | 0.05354 | 147 | 100 | 34 | 13 |
615 | Try the souffle...It's unbelieveably light. | 1.4079 | 0.05227 | 152 | 103 | 36 | 13 |
616 | I’m the Ghost of No Impulse Control Past— hey, is that cake? | 1.4078 | 0.04593 | 179 | 118 | 49 | 12 |
617 | Dibs on the piece of angel food cake. | 1.4077 | 0.05536 | 130 | 87 | 33 | 10 |
618 | Just here for seconds | 1.4077 | 0.05747 | 130 | 89 | 29 | 12 |
619 | Eat the cake, there's a great gym in Heaven! | 1.4076 | 0.05188 | 157 | 107 | 36 | 14 |
620 | You’re having an out-of-butter experience. | 1.4076 | 0.05108 | 157 | 106 | 38 | 13 |
621 | I had the month-old beef once! | 1.4074 | 0.05222 | 162 | 112 | 34 | 16 |
622 | That whole 'lifetime on the hips' thing... not gonna be an issue. | 1.4074 | 0.05294 | 162 | 113 | 32 | 17 |
623 | Ghost of Leftovers Past | 1.4072 | 0.04741 | 167 | 110 | 46 | 11 |
624 | I die when a bus hits me, eat whatever you want. | 1.4069 | 0.05579 | 145 | 101 | 29 | 15 |
625 | I'm not your good inner voice or your evil one. I just think we should have something chocolate. | 1.4069 | 0.05315 | 145 | 98 | 35 | 12 |
626 | Wanna split a sandwich? | 1.4067 | 0.05190 | 150 | 101 | 37 | 12 |
627 | As your conscience I'm obligated to tell you that anything you choose is contributing to the climate crisis. | 1.4062 | 0.05810 | 128 | 88 | 28 | 12 |
628 | I am the ghost of Heartburn Past. Close the door and go back to bed! | 1.4060 | 0.05446 | 133 | 89 | 34 | 10 |
629 | Whatever you do, don't eat the clams! | 1.4058 | 0.05504 | 138 | 94 | 32 | 12 |
630 | Go into the light. | 1.4056 | 0.05366 | 143 | 97 | 34 | 12 |
631 | Trust me, that last meatball is to die for | 1.4054 | 0.05059 | 148 | 98 | 40 | 10 |
632 | Until the “smell” was taken care of, Hank’s Soul refused to get anywhere near his body. | 1.4054 | 0.05059 | 148 | 98 | 40 | 10 |
633 | Could I bother you to make me a peanut butter sandwich? Heaven is missing a few bells and whistles. | 1.4052 | 0.05032 | 153 | 102 | 40 | 11 |
634 | well, now we both know what "USE BY DATE" means.... | 1.4052 | 0.05200 | 153 | 104 | 36 | 13 |
635 | That was the lightest piece of angel cake I've ever eaten. | 1.4051 | 0.05082 | 158 | 107 | 38 | 13 |
636 | No thanks. It'll give me gas. | 1.4049 | 0.05048 | 163 | 111 | 38 | 14 |
637 | You think I won't mention this at weight watchers? | 1.4048 | 0.05425 | 126 | 83 | 35 | 8 |
638 | The chocolate cake was worth it. | 1.4046 | 0.05608 | 131 | 89 | 31 | 11 |
639 | It’s probably still good. | 1.4046 | 0.05057 | 131 | 84 | 41 | 6 |
640 | If you're looking for the chocolate cake, I already ate it. | 1.4043 | 0.05511 | 141 | 97 | 31 | 13 |
641 | Go back to bed. You'll want to have your cardiac seizure comfortably -- lying down... | 1.4043 | 0.05602 | 141 | 98 | 29 | 14 |
642 | I'm your Ambien Angel. Eat whatever you want. You won't remember it in the morning. | 1.4041 | 0.05286 | 146 | 99 | 35 | 12 |
643 | Say, weren't you down here an hour ago" | 1.4040 | 0.05413 | 151 | 105 | 31 | 15 |
644 | Check the expiration date on the mayonnaise! | 1.4040 | 0.04988 | 151 | 100 | 41 | 10 |
645 | I highly recommend against that blue cheese there…it’s actually cheddar” | 1.4038 | 0.05207 | 156 | 107 | 35 | 14 |
646 | A moment on the lips lasts forever on the hips. And ever. And ever. And ever. | 1.4030 | 0.05517 | 134 | 91 | 32 | 11 |
647 | Close the fridge door and step away. You obviously don't get the gravity of the situation. | 1.4029 | 0.05472 | 139 | 95 | 32 | 12 |
648 | How's this for a Zoom meeting? | 1.4029 | 0.05178 | 139 | 92 | 38 | 9 |
649 | Trust me, check the expiration date. | 1.4028 | 0.05245 | 144 | 97 | 36 | 11 |
650 | Doesn’t look like you’ll be waking up from that food coma | 1.4028 | 0.05336 | 144 | 98 | 34 | 12 |
651 | I highly recommend the cannabis tea. | 1.4027 | 0.05209 | 149 | 101 | 36 | 12 |
652 | Eat it, I dare you … | 1.4027 | 0.05296 | 149 | 102 | 34 | 13 |
653 | I'm you from the future with an important message...that mayo has gone bad. | 1.4027 | 0.04941 | 149 | 98 | 42 | 9 |
654 | Go for it, you only live once! | 1.4027 | 0.05296 | 149 | 102 | 34 | 13 |
655 | I'm the Ghost of Gas Passed. | 1.4025 | 0.05436 | 159 | 113 | 28 | 18 |
656 | Yes, we ARE dreaming. Great men dream of changing society for the better. We however are dreaming of apple pie. | 1.4015 | 0.05677 | 132 | 91 | 29 | 12 |
657 | Honestly, just choose what makes you happy | 1.4015 | 0.05974 | 132 | 94 | 23 | 15 |
658 | I suggest you stay away from the left over tuna salad.... | 1.4014 | 0.05517 | 147 | 103 | 29 | 15 |
659 | I think it was the beans. | 1.4014 | 0.05345 | 147 | 101 | 33 | 13 |
660 | As the ghost of your future indigestive self, I recommend closing the fridge door. | 1.4014 | 0.05345 | 147 | 101 | 33 | 13 |
661 | I am the ghost of flatulence future. Have the salami. | 1.4013 | 0.04874 | 152 | 100 | 43 | 9 |
662 | I always knew I would die in front of an open refrigerator. | 1.4000 | 0.05109 | 160 | 110 | 36 | 14 |
663 | Two minutes from now you're going to stroke out. Go ahead and eat the cake. | 1.4000 | 0.05038 | 185 | 132 | 32 | 21 |
664 | Got any food for the soul? | 1.4000 | 0.05181 | 150 | 102 | 36 | 12 |
665 | Let me tell you about ‘what’s the worst thing that can happen?’ | 1.4000 | 0.05226 | 155 | 107 | 34 | 14 |
666 | Don't eat the potato salad... trust me. | 1.4000 | 0.05216 | 145 | 98 | 36 | 11 |
667 | Ghost of midnight snacks | 1.4000 | 0.04834 | 145 | 94 | 44 | 7 |
668 | In case you’re wondering, that leftover lasagna is literally to die for. | 1.4000 | 0.05248 | 140 | 94 | 36 | 10 |
669 | You might not want to eat the chicken. | 1.3988 | 0.04809 | 163 | 109 | 43 | 11 |
670 | DO NOT EAT the leftover tuna salad! | 1.3987 | 0.04995 | 158 | 107 | 39 | 12 |
671 | No more ice cream for you! I can barely keep afloat as it is! | 1.3987 | 0.05108 | 153 | 104 | 37 | 12 |
672 | Try the chocolate cake; it's to die for. | 1.3987 | 0.05434 | 153 | 108 | 29 | 16 |
673 | Can you check to see if there are any more Ghost Peppers? | 1.3986 | 0.05140 | 148 | 100 | 37 | 11 |
674 | That old cheesecake in the back of the fridge is to die for! | 1.3986 | 0.05486 | 148 | 104 | 29 | 15 |
675 | I'm the Ghost of Midnight Snacks Yet-to-be. I suggest laying off the mayonnaise. | 1.3986 | 0.05170 | 143 | 96 | 37 | 10 |
676 | It's just a dream. You'll never be this light. | 1.3986 | 0.05495 | 138 | 95 | 31 | 12 |
677 | Psst! The mayonnaise is a little off. | 1.3986 | 0.05198 | 138 | 92 | 37 | 9 |
678 | Don’t drink the kool-Aid… | 1.3986 | 0.05590 | 138 | 96 | 29 | 13 |
679 | Tonight,you will be haunted by three spare ribs. | 1.3985 | 0.05222 | 133 | 88 | 37 | 8 |
680 | As the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, I suggest the low-fat cottage cheese. | 1.3984 | 0.05359 | 128 | 85 | 35 | 8 |
681 | Go ahead. It's not going to stop that piano from falling. | 1.3984 | 0.05742 | 123 | 84 | 29 | 10 |
682 | Go ahead and have the ice cream...trust me. | 1.3975 | 0.05083 | 161 | 111 | 36 | 14 |
683 | Sandwitching hour. | 1.3974 | 0.05119 | 156 | 107 | 36 | 13 |
684 | I am the ghost of midnight snacks past. The mayo is bad. | 1.3974 | 0.05322 | 151 | 105 | 32 | 14 |
685 | Seriously, Fred, I don't care what kind of crap you eat. I'm here to let you know that your car warranty is about to expire. | 1.3974 | 0.05566 | 151 | 108 | 26 | 17 |
686 | I am your Bad Angel. Get out the BBQ and -- the chocolate Cake | 1.3973 | 0.05277 | 146 | 100 | 34 | 12 |
687 | Your grandmother says you’re looking thin. | 1.3973 | 0.05366 | 146 | 101 | 32 | 13 |
688 | Trust me,you don’t want to eat that. | 1.3972 | 0.05593 | 141 | 99 | 28 | 14 |
689 | She’s asleep,have the chocolate pudding. | 1.3971 | 0.05451 | 136 | 93 | 32 | 11 |
690 | I'm you from the future, and I came to warn you. Right about this time something's going to startle you and trigger a massive heart attack. I don't remember what it was though, so keep your eyes peeled. | 1.3971 | 0.05248 | 136 | 91 | 36 | 9 |
691 | I am the ghost of gastric bi-past. | 1.3969 | 0.05384 | 131 | 88 | 34 | 9 |
692 | The good news is heart burn won't ruin your night. | 1.3969 | 0.05904 | 131 | 93 | 24 | 14 |
693 | No regrets | 1.3969 | 0.05384 | 131 | 88 | 34 | 9 |
694 | I'm future you, don't eat the salmon mouss | 1.3968 | 0.05643 | 126 | 86 | 30 | 10 |
695 | You might as well go ahead; they’re going to expire soon anyway! | 1.3964 | 0.04837 | 169 | 115 | 41 | 13 |
696 | You wanna see who turns up if you open the dishwasher! | 1.3960 | 0.05538 | 149 | 106 | 27 | 16 |
697 | I'm the ghost of leftovers past their expiration date. | 1.3960 | 0.05200 | 149 | 102 | 35 | 12 |
698 | This is your conscience speaking. You'll have to brush again. | 1.3958 | 0.05327 | 144 | 99 | 33 | 12 |
699 | It's the low-gravity diet. | 1.3958 | 0.05142 | 144 | 97 | 37 | 10 |
700 | Avoid the salmon. | 1.3958 | 0.04949 | 144 | 95 | 41 | 8 |
701 | I could use something to hold me down. | 1.3957 | 0.05168 | 139 | 93 | 37 | 9 |
702 | When I said ‚Go into the light‘ this was not what I meant! | 1.3955 | 0.05900 | 134 | 96 | 23 | 15 |
703 | Celery. | 1.3952 | 0.05705 | 124 | 85 | 29 | 10 |
704 | Angel food or Devil's food? | 1.3950 | 0.05873 | 119 | 82 | 27 | 10 |
705 | So is it tonight that we get to have our pizza for the last time? | 1.3946 | 0.05248 | 147 | 101 | 34 | 12 |
706 | I assure you that slice of cake is worth it. | 1.3944 | 0.05285 | 142 | 97 | 34 | 11 |
707 | Inner peace is on the third shelf in the back next to the cottage cheese. | 1.3942 | 0.05614 | 137 | 96 | 28 | 13 |
708 | Side effects of Delsectra may include insomnia, hunger pangs, and severe hallucinations. | 1.3942 | 0.05113 | 137 | 91 | 38 | 8 |
709 | Trust me, the mayo is to die for. | 1.3939 | 0.05563 | 132 | 91 | 30 | 11 |
710 | I'm the ghost of Midnight Snack Past, and I can tell you that the fish went bad! | 1.3939 | 0.05767 | 132 | 93 | 26 | 13 |
711 | A Mid-Covid Night’s Dream | 1.3938 | 0.05023 | 160 | 110 | 37 | 13 |
712 | Bob, this is future Bob. Cheryl really meant it when she said not to eat her leftovers this time… | 1.3938 | 0.05023 | 160 | 110 | 37 | 13 |
713 | Remember, your mom always said that if you eat late you'll have bad dreams, like this one. | 1.3937 | 0.05826 | 127 | 89 | 26 | 12 |
714 | The milk is bad. Really bad. | 1.3935 | 0.05376 | 155 | 110 | 29 | 16 |
715 | I ate it. | 1.3934 | 0.05528 | 122 | 82 | 32 | 8 |
716 | Turns out we we're allergic to that. | 1.3933 | 0.05172 | 150 | 103 | 35 | 12 |
717 | The good news is, you can eat anything you want! The bad news is, it’s because you’re on your way out. | 1.3933 | 0.04996 | 150 | 101 | 39 | 10 |
718 | The chocolate cake in heaven is to die for. | 1.3931 | 0.05647 | 145 | 104 | 25 | 16 |
719 | Don't touch the meatloaf. | 1.3929 | 0.05431 | 140 | 97 | 31 | 12 |
720 | Enjoy your Last Supper! | 1.3929 | 0.05139 | 140 | 94 | 37 | 9 |
721 | Bet that you've never guessed death's door would smell of salami. | 1.3923 | 0.05405 | 130 | 88 | 33 | 9 |
722 | No, you're not dreaming -- I'm Larry, the holographic food coach from the diet app you just put on your phone | 1.3923 | 0.05726 | 130 | 91 | 27 | 12 |
723 | Go ahead I am not one of your better angels | 1.3923 | 0.06031 | 130 | 94 | 21 | 15 |
724 | Choose well. It's your last meal. | 1.3919 | 0.05131 | 148 | 101 | 36 | 11 |
725 | Your Weight Watchers App sent me | 1.3913 | 0.05580 | 138 | 97 | 28 | 13 |
726 | Take the cannoli, leave the kale | 1.3913 | 0.05387 | 138 | 95 | 32 | 11 |
727 | I’d think twice about those leftovers. | 1.3913 | 0.04649 | 138 | 88 | 46 | 4 |
728 | Death by chocolate. | 1.3913 | 0.05187 | 138 | 93 | 36 | 9 |
729 | I'm the ghost of carbs after 7. | 1.3910 | 0.05270 | 156 | 110 | 31 | 15 |
730 | Just go right for the ice cream! You can start that stupid diet again tomorrow. | 1.3910 | 0.05100 | 133 | 88 | 38 | 7 |
731 | I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that right now is the first moment of the rest of your life... | 1.3910 | 0.05529 | 133 | 92 | 30 | 11 |
732 | You might want to avoid the leftover tuna salad. | 1.3910 | 0.05211 | 133 | 89 | 36 | 8 |
733 | In a pandemic, calories don't count! | 1.3907 | 0.05557 | 151 | 109 | 25 | 17 |
734 | Eat the mushrooms again. | 1.3906 | 0.05681 | 128 | 89 | 28 | 11 |
735 | And you thought no one would see you. | 1.3904 | 0.05085 | 146 | 99 | 37 | 10 |
736 | I’m just your other side, here to reassure you that ALL of you approves of this. | 1.3901 | 0.05110 | 141 | 95 | 37 | 9 |
737 | Eat it, you will die joggin anyway | 1.3901 | 0.05674 | 141 | 101 | 25 | 15 |
738 | I would, because I am you. | 1.3897 | 0.05540 | 136 | 95 | 29 | 12 |
739 | Got any leftover gravity in there? | 1.3897 | 0.05340 | 136 | 93 | 33 | 10 |
740 | I am the ghost of waistlines yet to come. | 1.3896 | 0.04988 | 154 | 105 | 38 | 11 |
741 | You're past your expiration date. | 1.3893 | 0.05262 | 131 | 88 | 35 | 8 |
742 | you are on Ambien, go back to bed. | 1.3885 | 0.05258 | 139 | 95 | 34 | 10 |
743 | That last slice of pie really is to die for. | 1.3882 | 0.04764 | 152 | 101 | 43 | 8 |
744 | Hurry, REM is almost over | 1.3881 | 0.05392 | 134 | 92 | 32 | 10 |
745 | Sorry, I ate it. You snooze you lose. | 1.3881 | 0.05287 | 134 | 91 | 34 | 9 |
746 | Psst… The cake does have nuts. | 1.3876 | 0.05751 | 129 | 91 | 26 | 12 |
747 | Don’t you remember eating the Death By Chocolate cake? | 1.3876 | 0.05751 | 129 | 91 | 26 | 12 |
748 | The astral plane closed at eleven. Can you hand me a pudding cup? | 1.3873 | 0.05179 | 142 | 97 | 35 | 10 |
749 | Looks like our Ambien’s kickin’ in | 1.3873 | 0.05640 | 142 | 102 | 25 | 15 |
750 | This must be one of those out-of-butter experiences. | 1.3869 | 0.05603 | 137 | 97 | 27 | 13 |
751 | Food for thought? | 1.3869 | 0.05308 | 137 | 94 | 33 | 10 |
752 | Don't say I didn't warn you. | 1.3869 | 0.04887 | 137 | 90 | 41 | 6 |
753 | Something lighter, perhaps? | 1.3869 | 0.04887 | 137 | 90 | 41 | 6 |
754 | I’d like to talk to you about your car warranty | 1.3869 | 0.05603 | 137 | 97 | 27 | 13 |
755 | No. The freezer. Remember, we want ice cream. | 1.3864 | 0.05552 | 132 | 92 | 29 | 11 |
756 | I am your conscience but I changed my mind. Can I have some too? | 1.3860 | 0.05912 | 114 | 79 | 26 | 9 |
757 | I am the ghost of Ambien present. Enjoy your snack and I promise you will not remember it. | 1.3858 | 0.05482 | 127 | 87 | 31 | 9 |
758 | Sure,the can had botulism. But it still tasted great! | 1.3857 | 0.05420 | 140 | 98 | 30 | 12 |
759 | I am the Ghost of Colonoscopy Future. | 1.3857 | 0.05227 | 140 | 96 | 34 | 10 |
760 | This is the part I miss the most about being alive. | 1.3856 | 0.05090 | 153 | 106 | 35 | 12 |
761 | Let's eat the whole pie. It's probably not what's going to kill you. | 1.3852 | 0.05755 | 122 | 85 | 27 | 10 |
762 | I'm your conscience, take a Tums and go back to bed. | 1.3852 | 0.04930 | 135 | 89 | 40 | 6 |
763 | They call me the five o'clock shadow | 1.3852 | 0.05462 | 135 | 94 | 30 | 11 |
764 | Any angel food cake in there? | 1.3851 | 0.05030 | 148 | 101 | 37 | 10 |
765 | Actually, it's a moment on the lips, an eternal afterlife on the hips. | 1.3851 | 0.05210 | 148 | 103 | 33 | 12 |
766 | Don’t eat the leftover meatloaf | 1.3846 | 0.05339 | 156 | 112 | 28 | 16 |
767 | I am the ghost of 10 pounds future. | 1.3846 | 0.05928 | 117 | 82 | 25 | 10 |
768 | I'm here to tell you, that will be the death of you! | 1.3846 | 0.05802 | 117 | 81 | 27 | 9 |
769 | Reconsider walking towards the light. | 1.3841 | 0.05569 | 138 | 98 | 27 | 13 |
770 | Sleep Aid Side Effects: 1) Sleeplessness 2) Increased appetite 3) Hallucinations with increased appetite | 1.3841 | 0.05569 | 138 | 98 | 27 | 13 |
771 | Eat anything you like. You get hit by a bus tomorrow. Just kidding ... it's a taxi. | 1.3841 | 0.05474 | 138 | 97 | 29 | 12 |
772 | Actually, I can believe it’s not butter. | 1.3840 | 0.05879 | 125 | 89 | 24 | 12 |
773 | Even though you know you are dreaming, go ahead and make the "Dagwood". | 1.3836 | 0.04704 | 159 | 107 | 43 | 9 |
774 | Ebenezer, I am the ghost of Weight Watchers Past... | 1.3836 | 0.05075 | 146 | 100 | 36 | 10 |
775 | Go ahead and snack. The heart attack doesn't come for another hour. | 1.3833 | 0.05574 | 120 | 82 | 30 | 8 |
776 | You were right, Barry. Five days after we die we hit our ideal weight! | 1.3830 | 0.05664 | 141 | 102 | 24 | 15 |
777 | Hi! I’m Bob, you signed up for the NoomTM virtual superego guilt service? | 1.3824 | 0.05119 | 136 | 92 | 36 | 8 |
778 | Comfort food: Always raises spirits | 1.3819 | 0.05487 | 144 | 103 | 27 | 14 |
779 | Your conscience can't sleep either, Bob. | 1.3817 | 0.04780 | 131 | 85 | 42 | 4 |
780 | A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. | 1.3814 | 0.05372 | 118 | 79 | 33 | 6 |
781 | I come from your immediate future. Eat all you want before the earthquake. | 1.3810 | 0.05618 | 126 | 88 | 28 | 10 |
782 | We'll enjoy a little snack together, and then forget it ever happened. | 1.3810 | 0.05387 | 126 | 86 | 32 | 8 |
783 | You can just ignore the expiration dates - trust me! | 1.3810 | 0.05228 | 147 | 103 | 32 | 12 |
784 | remember when you said you'd die for a double Slice of Cheesecake? You did. | 1.3806 | 0.05585 | 134 | 95 | 27 | 12 |
785 | Oh, you are definitely hallucinating, that chimichanga was gone weeks ago. | 1.3806 | 0.05275 | 134 | 92 | 33 | 9 |
786 | It’s true — you can’t take it with you. | 1.3806 | 0.05380 | 134 | 93 | 31 | 10 |
787 | Can I talk to you about extending your car warranty? | 1.3802 | 0.05898 | 121 | 86 | 24 | 11 |
788 | Don’t trust the leftover halibut. | 1.3800 | 0.04976 | 150 | 103 | 37 | 10 |
789 | Eat the cheese, it's worth it. | 1.3798 | 0.05633 | 129 | 91 | 27 | 11 |
790 | Try the cookies...out of this world! | 1.3793 | 0.05955 | 116 | 82 | 24 | 10 |
791 | For your continued existence, I’ll recommend the carrot | 1.3790 | 0.05562 | 124 | 86 | 29 | 9 |
792 | I’m the sweet tooth fairy. I’m taking the cheesecake but will leave a new dollar bill. | 1.3790 | 0.06123 | 124 | 91 | 19 | 14 |
793 | Pardon me...would you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3790 | 0.05443 | 124 | 85 | 31 | 8 |
794 | Don't we want to lose weight for the upcoming Chagall retrospective? | 1.3789 | 0.05057 | 161 | 114 | 33 | 14 |
795 | Yeah, I'm your out of body experience. Could you hand me a light beer? | 1.3788 | 0.05434 | 132 | 92 | 30 | 10 |
796 | See that Tupperware with the green lid on the bottom shelf in the back? Don't open it. | 1.3786 | 0.05409 | 140 | 99 | 29 | 12 |
797 | Got any guardian angel food cake in there? | 1.3784 | 0.04927 | 148 | 101 | 38 | 9 |
798 | The sushi from Tuesday is to die for. | 1.3782 | 0.05172 | 156 | 111 | 31 | 14 |
799 | You still have time to get in shape. The marathon isn't until tomorrow noon. | 1.3782 | 0.05597 | 119 | 82 | 29 | 8 |
800 | Heaven is just a snack away! | 1.3782 | 0.05201 | 119 | 79 | 35 | 5 |
801 | Got enough there to cater your wake? | 1.3782 | 0.05846 | 119 | 84 | 25 | 10 |
802 | Wait til you see the ghost that comes AFTER that midnight snack." | 1.3776 | 0.05233 | 143 | 100 | 32 | 11 |
803 | Are we sure? | 1.3776 | 0.05508 | 143 | 103 | 26 | 14 |
804 | Apparently there isn't a thin man dying to get out. | 1.3772 | 0.05209 | 167 | 122 | 27 | 18 |
805 | I'm the ghost of lunchmeat past. | 1.3770 | 0.05375 | 122 | 83 | 32 | 7 |
806 | Might you have some wings? | 1.3770 | 0.05741 | 122 | 86 | 26 | 10 |
807 | I'm only going to say this one time. The mayonnaise is way out of date. | 1.3768 | 0.05364 | 138 | 97 | 30 | 11 |
808 | SKIP THE ANGELFOOD CAKE!!!! | 1.3763 | 0.04563 | 186 | 130 | 42 | 14 |
809 | Remember when Doris said she’d knock you into next week if you ate her pudding? | 1.3761 | 0.05392 | 117 | 79 | 32 | 6 |
810 | Maybe just skip it tonight. | 1.3760 | 0.05641 | 125 | 88 | 27 | 10 |
811 | Forget the diet. May I join you? | 1.3760 | 0.05866 | 125 | 90 | 23 | 12 |
812 | You’re only dreaming if you think I’m not judging. | 1.3759 | 0.05074 | 133 | 90 | 36 | 7 |
813 | Would you like to know how you die? | 1.3759 | 0.05185 | 141 | 98 | 33 | 10 |
814 | That cake is to die for. | 1.3758 | 0.05082 | 149 | 104 | 34 | 11 |
815 | C’mon, break out the spirits! | 1.3758 | 0.05343 | 149 | 107 | 28 | 14 |
816 | I still haven’t found what I’m looking for either. | 1.3758 | 0.04901 | 157 | 109 | 37 | 11 |
817 | Here's your new diet: something in that refrigerator is poisoned, but I won't tell you which. | 1.3750 | 0.06230 | 112 | 81 | 20 | 11 |
818 | You may want to pass on the mayonnaise. Just sayin'. | 1.3750 | 0.05517 | 136 | 97 | 27 | 12 |
819 | Don't worry, Harold. You’re just having an out-of-butter experience. | 1.3750 | 0.05434 | 128 | 89 | 30 | 9 |
820 | I have just one word for you: Fiber | 1.3750 | 0.05417 | 136 | 96 | 29 | 11 |
821 | I’m your future ghost. Bad news: you die in a bus wreck. Good news: you can eat more mayo. | 1.3750 | 0.05301 | 120 | 81 | 33 | 6 |
822 | I'm the Ghost of Acid Reflux Future. | 1.3750 | 0.05564 | 144 | 105 | 24 | 15 |
823 | Consider me your first warning." | 1.3750 | 0.05547 | 112 | 76 | 30 | 6 |
824 | Maybe something light. | 1.3750 | 0.05547 | 112 | 76 | 30 | 6 |
825 | I am the ghost of poor diet choices yet to come. | 1.3750 | 0.05656 | 128 | 91 | 26 | 11 |
826 | The Last Supper | 1.3750 | 0.05546 | 128 | 90 | 28 | 10 |
827 | I don't recommend the pastrami on the back shelf. | 1.3741 | 0.05127 | 147 | 103 | 33 | 11 |
828 | I am the ghost of belly aches to come. | 1.3741 | 0.05031 | 139 | 95 | 36 | 8 |
829 | This is what happens when you go to the light. | 1.3740 | 0.05455 | 131 | 92 | 29 | 10 |
830 | It’s me! The twin you ate in the womb!! | 1.3740 | 0.06152 | 123 | 91 | 18 | 14 |
831 | I see the meatballs. They’re behind the fruit salad. What would you do without me? | 1.3740 | 0.05702 | 123 | 87 | 26 | 10 |
832 | I’d join you, but it looks like we’re all out of wings. | 1.3739 | 0.05722 | 115 | 80 | 27 | 8 |
833 | Skip that leftover sushi... Just trust me on this one. | 1.3731 | 0.05367 | 134 | 94 | 30 | 10 |
834 | I am the ghost of your fat butt of the future. | 1.3731 | 0.05262 | 134 | 93 | 32 | 9 |
835 | Take it from me, when they say, “It’s to die for” they really mean it. | 1.3731 | 0.05262 | 134 | 93 | 32 | 9 |
836 | The chocolate cake is to die for. | 1.3730 | 0.05490 | 126 | 88 | 29 | 9 |
837 | Careful of the macaroni salad, it gave me terrible gas. | 1.3730 | 0.05253 | 126 | 86 | 33 | 7 |
838 | Remember, you're eating for two. | 1.3729 | 0.05993 | 118 | 85 | 22 | 11 |
839 | The wings are heaven | 1.3729 | 0.05489 | 118 | 81 | 30 | 7 |
840 | Leftover meat loaf! Now I’m in heaven. | 1.3729 | 0.05218 | 118 | 79 | 34 | 5 |
841 | I think I followed the wrong light… | 1.3729 | 0.05747 | 118 | 83 | 26 | 9 |
842 | Avoid the egg salad. | 1.3727 | 0.05899 | 110 | 77 | 25 | 8 |
843 | I think one of us is sleepwalking. | 1.3727 | 0.05899 | 110 | 77 | 25 | 8 |
844 | Stop or you will get gas and look what happens. | 1.3727 | 0.05756 | 110 | 76 | 27 | 7 |
845 | I used to fit on your shoulder | 1.3727 | 0.06309 | 110 | 80 | 19 | 11 |
846 | Just like me, your hunger is imaginary. | 1.3727 | 0.05756 | 110 | 76 | 27 | 7 |
847 | I am the ghost of midnight snacks past - you may call me Heartburn. | 1.3727 | 0.05458 | 110 | 74 | 31 | 5 |
848 | The meatloaf is to die for | 1.3723 | 0.05384 | 137 | 97 | 29 | 11 |
849 | Turns out the dark chocolate fudge cake was to die for... | 1.3723 | 0.05675 | 137 | 100 | 23 | 14 |
850 | Yeah that's right, ghost of Christmas future, I ain't got time for the whole tour, just don't eat the leftover chicken! | 1.3721 | 0.05510 | 129 | 91 | 28 | 10 |
851 | I'm the ghost of waistlines future. | 1.3721 | 0.05510 | 129 | 91 | 28 | 10 |
852 | looks like we finished the angel food cake last night | 1.3721 | 0.05399 | 129 | 90 | 30 | 9 |
853 | wow I'm having crazy de ja vu right now | 1.3717 | 0.05508 | 113 | 77 | 30 | 6 |
854 | You will be visited tonight by three ghost peppers | 1.3716 | 0.05008 | 148 | 103 | 35 | 10 |
855 | I tell you, angel food cake is to die for! | 1.3714 | 0.05939 | 105 | 73 | 25 | 7 |
856 | You’re gonna regret this later. | 1.3714 | 0.05783 | 105 | 72 | 27 | 6 |
857 | Try the leftover meatloaf...it's to die for" | 1.3714 | 0.05301 | 140 | 99 | 30 | 11 |
858 | Don't snack at night; it makes you hallucinate | 1.3712 | 0.05421 | 132 | 93 | 29 | 10 |
859 | No, I'm not your conscience. Just hand me the mayo. | 1.3710 | 0.05306 | 124 | 85 | 32 | 7 |
860 | Go for it. I have seen the future and you will never be gluten free. | 1.3707 | 0.05411 | 116 | 79 | 31 | 6 |
861 | I am the ghost of your repast. | 1.3707 | 0.05411 | 116 | 79 | 31 | 6 |
862 | I’ll split it with you. | 1.3707 | 0.05681 | 116 | 81 | 27 | 8 |
863 | What do you mean the edibles haven’t kicked in yet? | 1.3707 | 0.05681 | 116 | 81 | 27 | 8 |
864 | It doesn't matter if it's already your second burrito. We get hit by a ten-wheeler truck tomorrow anyway" | 1.3706 | 0.05315 | 143 | 102 | 29 | 12 |
865 | Wait three minutes so the calories don't count for today. | 1.3704 | 0.05823 | 108 | 75 | 26 | 7 |
866 | I am the ghost of 5 minutes from now. Don’t eat the thing in the foil. | 1.3704 | 0.05970 | 108 | 76 | 24 | 8 |
867 | Any leftover angel food cake? | 1.3704 | 0.05335 | 135 | 95 | 30 | 10 |
868 | go for it! we're vaccinated | 1.3701 | 0.04975 | 127 | 85 | 37 | 5 |
869 | Psst—have the cheesecake. She’s sound asleep. | 1.3701 | 0.05568 | 127 | 90 | 27 | 10 |
870 | Go ahead eat another piece of cake...you'll only dream that you have gained weight. | 1.3699 | 0.05052 | 146 | 102 | 34 | 10 |
871 | Feed the dog, before you eat the meatloaf. | 1.3697 | 0.05707 | 119 | 84 | 26 | 9 |
872 | If you're looking for the beans, I ate them all. | 1.3697 | 0.05830 | 119 | 85 | 24 | 10 |
873 | Ever have one of those dreams where you feel like you're falling? | 1.3696 | 0.05252 | 138 | 97 | 31 | 10 |
874 | Eat that half-gallon of ice cream and we can be on our way! | 1.3696 | 0.05150 | 138 | 96 | 33 | 9 |
875 | I am the ghost of calories future. I’ve come to tell you, calories still count after midnight. | 1.3696 | 0.05352 | 138 | 98 | 29 | 11 |
876 | Is there any of that salami we choked on left? | 1.3694 | 0.06261 | 111 | 81 | 19 | 11 |
877 | Go for the angel cake! | 1.3692 | 0.05475 | 130 | 92 | 28 | 10 |
878 | Just eat it, it won’t kill you, she said. Boy, was she wrong. | 1.3692 | 0.05689 | 130 | 94 | 24 | 12 |
879 | You keep going towards that light you'll get sucked in one of these days" .... | 1.3692 | 0.05253 | 130 | 90 | 32 | 8 |
880 | Second jar to the right | 1.3689 | 0.05852 | 103 | 71 | 26 | 6 |
881 | Do you have any angel food in there? | 1.3689 | 0.06169 | 103 | 73 | 22 | 8 |
882 | Have you tried just dreaming about it? | 1.3689 | 0.05100 | 122 | 82 | 35 | 5 |
883 | Looks like we’re all past our expiration date | 1.3688 | 0.05173 | 141 | 99 | 32 | 10 |
884 | Bottom shelf. To the left. | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 133 | 92 | 33 | 8 |
885 | I'll have a light beer, please. | 1.3684 | 0.05469 | 114 | 78 | 30 | 6 |
886 | You may want to think twice about the wife's Turkey Surprise. | 1.3681 | 0.05284 | 144 | 103 | 29 | 12 |
887 | Trust me, tonight you should go for the works! | 1.3680 | 0.05148 | 125 | 85 | 34 | 6 |
888 | Remember - A moment on the lips, an eternity on the hips. | 1.3680 | 0.05271 | 125 | 86 | 32 | 7 |
889 | I’m you in 20 pounds. | 1.3675 | 0.05509 | 117 | 81 | 29 | 7 |
890 | I'm the ghost of regret and indigestion. | 1.3675 | 0.05771 | 117 | 83 | 25 | 9 |
891 | Hey there, I'm a new feature of your Weight Watchers account. | 1.3675 | 0.06021 | 117 | 85 | 21 | 11 |
892 | Have you checked your own expiration date? | 1.3673 | 0.05024 | 147 | 103 | 34 | 10 |
893 | Your out-of-body experience wants Dennys instead. | 1.3672 | 0.05419 | 128 | 90 | 29 | 9 |
894 | Don't worry. You're already dressed for it. | 1.3670 | 0.05779 | 109 | 76 | 26 | 7 |
895 | Yep, you've been ghosted! | 1.3670 | 0.05779 | 109 | 76 | 26 | 7 |
896 | I think the lesson here is that mushroom foraging is best left to professionals. | 1.3670 | 0.05779 | 109 | 76 | 26 | 7 |
897 | Maybe skip the Death by Chocolate | 1.3670 | 0.06473 | 109 | 81 | 16 | 12 |
898 | Check the expiration date. | 1.3667 | 0.05909 | 120 | 87 | 22 | 11 |
899 | Trust me. The deli meats are waaay past their expiry date. | 1.3667 | 0.05667 | 120 | 85 | 26 | 9 |
900 | ‘What about Devil’s Food cake?’ | 1.3667 | 0.05667 | 120 | 85 | 26 | 9 |
901 | Grab a second one for me. | 1.3659 | 0.05197 | 123 | 84 | 33 | 6 |
902 | I’m you from the future, getting a second cupcake | 1.3659 | 0.05324 | 123 | 85 | 31 | 7 |
903 | I took the last slice to protect you from temptation. All part of the service. | 1.3657 | 0.05140 | 134 | 93 | 33 | 8 |
904 | we’ve been trying to reach you about your extended warranty | 1.3657 | 0.05758 | 134 | 99 | 21 | 14 |
905 | Don't eat the furry stuff. | 1.3656 | 0.06448 | 93 | 66 | 20 | 7 |
906 | I'm your ghost from knoshs past. | 1.3652 | 0.05430 | 115 | 79 | 30 | 6 |
907 | Yes, you're sleep walking. Yes, anything you eat still counts against your diet. Yes, I know I'm wasting my time trying to stop you. | 1.3652 | 0.05430 | 115 | 79 | 30 | 6 |
908 | I'm you from five minutes ago. Keep it up, you're doing great! | 1.3652 | 0.05569 | 115 | 80 | 28 | 7 |
909 | Well, they did say astral travel can only take me to places I have already been to. | 1.3652 | 0.05837 | 115 | 82 | 24 | 9 |
910 | For heaven's sake check the date on that potato salad! | 1.3650 | 0.05063 | 137 | 95 | 34 | 8 |
911 | Choose the Devil's Food cake, I've had enough of the Angel Food. | 1.3649 | 0.05087 | 148 | 105 | 32 | 11 |
912 | It may be an out-of-body experience, but calories still count. | 1.3645 | 0.05997 | 107 | 76 | 23 | 8 |
913 | You're just dreaming you're hungry. | 1.3645 | 0.05848 | 107 | 75 | 25 | 7 |
914 | I’m your quantum entangled twin. When you eat the chocolate cake, I eat the chocolate cake. | 1.3644 | 0.05337 | 118 | 81 | 31 | 6 |
915 | Whatever you decide, I'm behind you.... | 1.3644 | 0.05602 | 118 | 83 | 27 | 8 |
916 | Try the triple-rich killer chocolate walnut ice cream. It's heavenly. | 1.3636 | 0.05378 | 121 | 84 | 30 | 7 |
917 | Something light, very light. | 1.3636 | 0.04842 | 132 | 89 | 38 | 5 |
918 | I'm an idea for your next book --"Weightless in Seattle." | 1.3636 | 0.05880 | 110 | 78 | 24 | 8 |
919 | The calories don't count if it's after midnight, I always say to myself | 1.3630 | 0.05321 | 135 | 96 | 29 | 10 |
920 | Just so you know, it really isn't butter. | 1.3629 | 0.05532 | 124 | 88 | 27 | 9 |
921 | This is the snack that will make our life 10 years shorter. | 1.3629 | 0.05532 | 124 | 88 | 27 | 9 |
922 | This isn’t what I meant when I said follow me into the light | 1.3629 | 0.05532 | 124 | 88 | 27 | 9 |
923 | Enjoy -- you'll never know when it'll be your last. | 1.3628 | 0.05343 | 113 | 77 | 31 | 5 |
924 | Believe me, I'm as surprised as you are that I could be hungry too! | 1.3628 | 0.05631 | 113 | 79 | 27 | 7 |
925 | Go back to bed, you expired. | 1.3628 | 0.05488 | 113 | 78 | 29 | 6 |
926 | We're gonna need a bigger robe. | 1.3622 | 0.05664 | 127 | 92 | 24 | 11 |
927 | You shouldn't take Viagra just before bedtime, it keeps you up at night | 1.3621 | 0.05530 | 116 | 81 | 28 | 7 |
928 | You know this is a dream because there is plenty in the fridge to eat | 1.3621 | 0.05252 | 116 | 79 | 32 | 5 |
929 | If you were looking for the treadmill it's in the basement. | 1.3619 | 0.05918 | 105 | 74 | 24 | 7 |
930 | Go ahead. Eat the cottage cheese. Nobody will know. | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
931 | You might want to get rid of the chili con carne, Arthur. | 1.3615 | 0.05569 | 130 | 94 | 25 | 11 |
932 | You'll regret this. | 1.3611 | 0.06234 | 108 | 79 | 19 | 10 |
933 | Your Zoom meeting is in five minutes. | 1.3611 | 0.05652 | 108 | 75 | 27 | 6 |
934 | I could swear we had more Prosecco | 1.3611 | 0.05950 | 108 | 77 | 23 | 8 |
935 | Sorry, I finished the Angel Food cake, it was too divine. But I think the Devil’s Food cake is still in there. | 1.3611 | 0.05950 | 108 | 77 | 23 | 8 |
936 | Remember that two week old pastrami sandwich you had last night | 1.3607 | 0.05468 | 122 | 86 | 28 | 8 |
937 | Speaking as your voice of reason, might I suggest the strawberry non-fat yogurt rather than the leftover piece of triple chocolate cake? | 1.3603 | 0.04970 | 136 | 94 | 35 | 7 |
938 | I don’t know what alarms me more - the flying «I’m you from the future» dude or that we’re out of cheese. | 1.3600 | 0.05949 | 100 | 70 | 24 | 6 |
939 | I’d like to talk to you about your car warranty, which is about to expire. | 1.3600 | 0.05836 | 125 | 92 | 21 | 12 |
940 | You’ll regret it tomorrow...but pass me a slice | 1.3600 | 0.05416 | 100 | 67 | 30 | 3 |
941 | Don't mind me. I like to watch. | 1.3596 | 0.05861 | 114 | 82 | 23 | 9 |
942 | Violets are blue. Roses are red. Eat what you want. You are already dead. | 1.3596 | 0.05449 | 114 | 79 | 29 | 6 |
943 | It's a Chagall dream. | 1.3596 | 0.06120 | 114 | 84 | 19 | 11 |
944 | Actually, I'm real. It's your diet that's imaginary. | 1.3596 | 0.05590 | 114 | 80 | 27 | 7 |
945 | Remember, you’re eating for two now. | 1.3594 | 0.05289 | 128 | 90 | 30 | 8 |
946 | The wife hid the leftover pie in the vegetable drawer | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
947 | Better check the 'Best Before' date. I've got a bad feeling about this. | 1.3590 | 0.04925 | 117 | 78 | 36 | 3 |
948 | Eat whatever you want. Trust me. | 1.3590 | 0.05880 | 117 | 85 | 22 | 10 |
949 | I have to nag you. It's my job. | 1.3590 | 0.05880 | 117 | 85 | 22 | 10 |
950 | I’m your conscience - but please pretend I’m not here. I really want a sandwich too. | 1.3590 | 0.05624 | 117 | 83 | 26 | 8 |
951 | Try the chicken salad from last February. | 1.3590 | 0.05880 | 117 | 85 | 22 | 10 |
952 | Hello, I’ve come to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty…. | 1.3588 | 0.05426 | 131 | 94 | 27 | 10 |
953 | Stop worrying, I turn the light off every time you close the door. | 1.3586 | 0.05332 | 145 | 106 | 26 | 13 |
954 | Flying is easy, its the hovering that's hard. | 1.3585 | 0.05872 | 106 | 75 | 24 | 7 |
955 | I highly recommend the ghost peppers | 1.3585 | 0.05717 | 106 | 74 | 26 | 6 |
956 | I am the ghost of regretful midnight snacking heartburn past. | 1.3583 | 0.05893 | 120 | 88 | 21 | 11 |
957 | The good news is, you can stop dieting. The bad news is…..that wasn’t Gatorade. | 1.3583 | 0.05773 | 120 | 87 | 23 | 10 |
958 | Sorry, I finished the angel food cake. | 1.3583 | 0.05397 | 120 | 84 | 29 | 7 |
959 | Believe me, the tuna salad is past it's expiration date. | 1.3583 | 0.05650 | 120 | 86 | 25 | 9 |
960 | Yeah, if you're seeing me, that milk was definitely laced with acid. | 1.3583 | 0.05650 | 120 | 86 | 25 | 9 |
961 | I am the ghost of the uneaten Christmas Fruit Cake | 1.3582 | 0.05443 | 134 | 97 | 26 | 11 |
962 | Go ahead and eat it. The heart attack will happen either way. | 1.3578 | 0.05759 | 109 | 77 | 25 | 7 |
963 | I am the Spirit of binges past. | 1.3578 | 0.05610 | 109 | 76 | 27 | 6 |
964 | The good news is they play golf in heaven. The bad news is your tee time is in one hour. | 1.3578 | 0.06322 | 109 | 81 | 17 | 11 |
965 | I am the ghost of midnight snacks. If it wasn't meant for you, then why are there lights in the fridge? | 1.3578 | 0.05905 | 109 | 78 | 23 | 8 |
966 | I swear, you can ignore those “best before” dates. | 1.3577 | 0.05671 | 123 | 89 | 24 | 10 |
967 | By the grace of God, go for it. The food in hell sucks! | 1.3571 | 0.05559 | 140 | 104 | 22 | 14 |
968 | It’s ok, your dreaming eat as much as you want. | 1.3571 | 0.05371 | 140 | 102 | 26 | 12 |
969 | I might be stating the obvious at this point, but those are not regular brownies in there. | 1.3571 | 0.05208 | 112 | 76 | 32 | 4 |
970 | Fancy seeing you here. | 1.3571 | 0.05574 | 126 | 91 | 25 | 10 |
971 | I am the ghost of your new year resolution | 1.3571 | 0.05341 | 126 | 89 | 29 | 8 |
972 | I deserve it. You deserve it. We all deserve it. | 1.3566 | 0.05255 | 129 | 91 | 30 | 8 |
973 | I am the ghost of midnight snacks past, present, and future. | 1.3566 | 0.05481 | 129 | 93 | 26 | 10 |
974 | This is the part where you fall down. | 1.3566 | 0.05255 | 129 | 91 | 30 | 8 |
975 | Don´t think that God can´t see you eating the whole fridge every night if you turn off the light! | 1.3566 | 0.05481 | 129 | 93 | 26 | 10 |
976 | The milk just smelled funny, but it was you that reached your expiration date. | 1.3565 | 0.05818 | 115 | 83 | 23 | 9 |
977 | If you were going to throw out that old tuna salad, don’t worry. I ate it. | 1.3565 | 0.05948 | 115 | 84 | 21 | 10 |
978 | I just headed towards the light and ended up back here . | 1.3564 | 0.06066 | 101 | 72 | 22 | 7 |
979 | Dude, you're still asleep, go back to bed. | 1.3564 | 0.05555 | 101 | 69 | 28 | 4 |
980 | I’m the ghost of the midnight snack. | 1.3562 | 0.04736 | 146 | 101 | 38 | 7 |
981 | Its you from the future! Do NOT eat those eggs | 1.3561 | 0.05060 | 132 | 92 | 33 | 7 |
982 | Avoid the devil's food cake. | 1.3561 | 0.05060 | 132 | 92 | 33 | 7 |
983 | Whatever it is you're looking for, it isn't there. Also, you're about to run out of mayo. | 1.3561 | 0.05704 | 132 | 98 | 21 | 13 |
984 | It gives you wings...literally. Trust me, just drink water. | 1.3559 | 0.05712 | 118 | 85 | 24 | 9 |
985 | Don’t eat the romaine… | 1.3558 | 0.06098 | 104 | 75 | 21 | 8 |
986 | Psssssst. Hey buddy you gonna eat all that angel food cake? | 1.3551 | 0.05827 | 107 | 76 | 24 | 7 |
987 | I keep telling you, you want good soul food, you gotta hit up fridges north of 110th Street.' | 1.3551 | 0.05976 | 107 | 77 | 22 | 8 |
988 | Ambien would be fewer calories. | 1.3551 | 0.05976 | 107 | 77 | 22 | 8 |
989 | I am the ghost of heartburn future. Leave the jalapeños for another time. | 1.3551 | 0.04911 | 138 | 96 | 35 | 7 |
990 | Hey, wanted to let you know that mayo is very expired. | 1.3548 | 0.05515 | 124 | 89 | 26 | 9 |
991 | You’re sleep-eating again, Dave. | 1.3548 | 0.04884 | 124 | 84 | 36 | 4 |
992 | What a coincidence. This is my favorite haunt too. | 1.3546 | 0.05146 | 141 | 101 | 30 | 10 |
993 | Midnight Conscience | 1.3545 | 0.05716 | 110 | 78 | 25 | 7 |
994 | I am the ghost of late repast | 1.3545 | 0.05568 | 110 | 77 | 27 | 6 |
995 | Don’t worry, I eat light. | 1.3545 | 0.05568 | 110 | 77 | 27 | 6 |
996 | Got any ghoulash? | 1.3545 | 0.05860 | 110 | 79 | 23 | 8 |
997 | Doorway to heaven | 1.3545 | 0.05860 | 110 | 79 | 23 | 8 |
998 | Don’t worry you aren’t dead. I’m just the part of you that died when you realized you couldn’t eat dairy past ten anymore | 1.3545 | 0.05260 | 110 | 75 | 31 | 4 |
999 | The Miracle Whip is divine. Stay away from the Deviled Eggs. | 1.3543 | 0.05423 | 127 | 91 | 27 | 9 |
1000 | Nothing heavy. | 1.3542 | 0.05335 | 96 | 64 | 30 | 2 |
1001 | Steer clear of the tuna! | 1.3540 | 0.05468 | 113 | 79 | 28 | 6 |
1002 | : “Uhm, we might want to stay away from the shrimp soufflé.” | 1.3540 | 0.05468 | 113 | 79 | 28 | 6 |
1003 | I am the ghost of late-night snack acid reflux past... | 1.3538 | 0.05335 | 130 | 93 | 28 | 9 |
1004 | As your guardian angel, I should be recommending the yogurt, but now that I'm here, I think we should split that piece of chocolate cake. | 1.3534 | 0.05511 | 116 | 82 | 27 | 7 |
1005 | Oh, don’t mind me. I’ve seen this part before! | 1.3534 | 0.05905 | 116 | 85 | 21 | 10 |
1006 | I think we're stoned. | 1.3529 | 0.05545 | 119 | 85 | 26 | 8 |
1007 | Hope you're not looking for the Dreamsicles. | 1.3529 | 0.05685 | 102 | 71 | 26 | 5 |
1008 | Have the cake- It's heavenly. | 1.3529 | 0.05685 | 102 | 71 | 26 | 5 |
1009 | Go for the foie gras. It's not allowed on the other side of the bright light. | 1.3529 | 0.05415 | 119 | 84 | 28 | 7 |
1010 | Are you going to use the I was sleepwalking excuse again?” | 1.3529 | 0.05274 | 136 | 98 | 28 | 10 |
1011 | If you share it with me I’ll skip the usual guilt-tripping. | 1.3525 | 0.04928 | 122 | 83 | 35 | 4 |
1012 | Try the Arrakisian spice--it expands consciousness. | 1.3525 | 0.05450 | 122 | 87 | 27 | 8 |
1013 | I suggest you pass on the leftover picnic potato salad. | 1.3524 | 0.06345 | 105 | 78 | 17 | 10 |
1014 | Last meal of the rest of your life. | 1.3524 | 0.05577 | 105 | 73 | 27 | 5 |
1015 | I'm your Ambien self. Start with the chocolate cake. | 1.3524 | 0.06049 | 105 | 76 | 21 | 8 |
1016 | You have two choices: die in an hour or hold the mayo. | 1.3520 | 0.05478 | 125 | 90 | 26 | 9 |
1017 | When Shirley said, “it’s death by chocolate” …she meant it | 1.3519 | 0.05314 | 108 | 74 | 30 | 4 |
1018 | Go bold, Bro--chocolate cake! | 1.3519 | 0.05148 | 108 | 73 | 32 | 3 |
1019 | Where's your mask? | 1.3511 | 0.07047 | 94 | 72 | 11 | 11 |
1020 | Calories don't count in a dream. The cake is on the bottom right. | 1.3511 | 0.06183 | 94 | 67 | 21 | 6 |
1021 | I'd stay away from the week-old sushi, but you do you. | 1.3509 | 0.05284 | 114 | 79 | 30 | 5 |
1022 | Don’t follow the light! | 1.3505 | 0.05870 | 97 | 68 | 24 | 5 |
1023 | Would your better angel steer you wrong? Leave the kale, take the cheesecake. | 1.3504 | 0.05335 | 117 | 82 | 29 | 6 |
1024 | Anything expired? | 1.3504 | 0.05195 | 117 | 81 | 31 | 5 |
1025 | Angel food cake looks good. | 1.3500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 69 | 27 | 4 |
1026 | I've been sent from the future, shut that fridge and go back to bed. | 1.3500 | 0.05632 | 120 | 87 | 24 | 9 |
1027 | Don’t choke | 1.3500 | 0.05378 | 120 | 85 | 28 | 7 |
1028 | You will have a massive strooooooke. Eat the fruuuuuuuit. | 1.3496 | 0.05413 | 123 | 88 | 27 | 8 |
1029 | You gravitate to the fridge…I levitate. What’s the big deal? | 1.3496 | 0.05535 | 123 | 89 | 25 | 9 |
1030 | Better not lose too much weight- the air is thin up here | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
1031 | I strongly recommend you check the expiration date on that milk. | 1.3492 | 0.05557 | 126 | 92 | 24 | 10 |
1032 | No more cheese, Dave. Trust me. | 1.3491 | 0.05694 | 106 | 75 | 25 | 6 |
1033 | Don’t tell me to lighten up! | 1.3482 | 0.05631 | 112 | 80 | 25 | 7 |
1034 | That leftover cake is literally to die for. | 1.3482 | 0.05631 | 112 | 80 | 25 | 7 |
1035 | It might smell OK but trust me. | 1.3482 | 0.05338 | 112 | 78 | 29 | 5 |
1036 | It’s your funeral. | 1.3482 | 0.05631 | 112 | 80 | 25 | 7 |
1037 | I’m begging you. Leave the Red Bull. Take the cannoli. | 1.3478 | 0.06072 | 92 | 65 | 22 | 5 |
1038 | Trust me when I say avoid the mayo. | 1.3475 | 0.04826 | 141 | 99 | 35 | 7 |
1039 | Try the root beer float | 1.3475 | 0.05819 | 118 | 87 | 21 | 10 |
1040 | I know I suggested this, but now that I see us from behind - maybe just go for the fruit. | 1.3474 | 0.06128 | 95 | 68 | 21 | 6 |
1041 | Fred, it's time to go to the big fridge in the sky. | 1.3474 | 0.06654 | 95 | 71 | 15 | 9 |
1042 | You're an hour late for your midnight snack. It's daylight savings time! | 1.3474 | 0.06128 | 95 | 68 | 21 | 6 |
1043 | Pick the energy drink, remember we have an action dream sequence coming up | 1.3471 | 0.05469 | 121 | 87 | 26 | 8 |
1044 | No thank you, I'm your conscience, I don't need food. | 1.3471 | 0.05951 | 121 | 91 | 18 | 12 |
1045 | Been up Googling Chagall paintings, how bout you? | 1.3465 | 0.06204 | 101 | 74 | 19 | 8 |
1046 | I'm the ghost of Cholesterol Present..... | 1.3465 | 0.06204 | 101 | 74 | 19 | 8 |
1047 | Don’t eat the egg salad! | 1.3465 | 0.04921 | 127 | 88 | 34 | 5 |
1048 | there’s a reason for the expiration date | 1.3465 | 0.05047 | 127 | 89 | 32 | 6 |
1049 | It’s my dream, I can eat what I want | 1.3465 | 0.05405 | 127 | 92 | 26 | 9 |
1050 | Roll a stick of butter in sugar. You’ll thank me later. | 1.3462 | 0.06075 | 104 | 76 | 20 | 8 |
1051 | I'm Brandon, your Better Self, saying you'll regret it. | 1.3462 | 0.04970 | 130 | 91 | 33 | 6 |
1052 | Diets are a scam. | 1.3462 | 0.05760 | 104 | 74 | 24 | 6 |
1053 | You weren't planning on checking the expiration date, were you? | 1.3459 | 0.04896 | 133 | 93 | 34 | 6 |
1054 | Try the angel food cake, it's to die for. | 1.3458 | 0.05492 | 107 | 75 | 27 | 5 |
1055 | Hey, no it wasn't covid that got you, it was the lack of a sense of smell | 1.3458 | 0.05804 | 107 | 77 | 23 | 7 |
1056 | Avoid the milk…or you will also expire. | 1.3458 | 0.06100 | 107 | 79 | 19 | 9 |
1057 | I am the Ghost of Clogged Arteries Yet to Come | 1.3455 | 0.05980 | 110 | 81 | 20 | 9 |
1058 | No, scraping the mold off the stew will NOT be ok. | 1.3455 | 0.05694 | 110 | 79 | 24 | 7 |
1059 | I’d have some too if it didn’t go right through me. | 1.3451 | 0.05729 | 113 | 82 | 23 | 8 |
1060 | Don't go for the egg salad. | 1.3451 | 0.05148 | 113 | 78 | 31 | 4 |
1061 | Joe, you're dreaming. You haven't bought groceries in weeks. | 1.3451 | 0.05729 | 113 | 82 | 23 | 8 |
1062 | I’m telling you — the egg salad is to die for! | 1.3451 | 0.05865 | 113 | 83 | 21 | 9 |
1063 | Eat whatever you want! You’re dead!! | 1.3451 | 0.05865 | 113 | 83 | 21 | 9 |
1064 | You won't live to regret it Trevor | 1.3451 | 0.05589 | 113 | 81 | 25 | 7 |
1065 | Your higher self wants a beer and cheese puffs. | 1.3451 | 0.05293 | 142 | 105 | 25 | 12 |
1066 | I recommend the leftover meatloaf. It’s to die for. | 1.3448 | 0.05210 | 116 | 81 | 30 | 5 |
1067 | I'm not allowed to tell you to avoid the leftover tuna salad. | 1.3445 | 0.05526 | 119 | 86 | 25 | 8 |
1068 | Enjoy. Who knows when our next meal will be | 1.3445 | 0.05653 | 119 | 87 | 23 | 9 |
1069 | I am the Ghost of Leftovers, Present. Any Chinese takeout in there? | 1.3443 | 0.04907 | 122 | 84 | 34 | 4 |
1070 | I just ate a ghost pepper | 1.3443 | 0.05305 | 122 | 87 | 28 | 7 |
1071 | don't touch the tuna! | 1.3441 | 0.06209 | 93 | 67 | 20 | 6 |
1072 | I'm you from the future; do NOT drink the expired milk. | 1.3440 | 0.05460 | 125 | 91 | 25 | 9 |
1073 | Now, the counterargument. | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1074 | You're way past your expiration date. | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
1075 | Eat something heavy so I can stop this damned floating around! | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
1076 | Any soul food left over? | 1.3434 | 0.05403 | 99 | 68 | 28 | 3 |
1077 | I wouldn't- | 1.3434 | 0.05948 | 99 | 71 | 22 | 6 |
1078 | Finish the prune juice. You'll thank me in the morning. | 1.3431 | 0.05828 | 102 | 73 | 23 | 6 |
1079 | If you keep this up I won't be able to keep this up. | 1.3431 | 0.06308 | 102 | 76 | 17 | 9 |
1080 | No, it’s already too late….go for the lasagna! | 1.3429 | 0.05714 | 105 | 75 | 24 | 6 |
1081 | I heard there was soul food. | 1.3429 | 0.05552 | 105 | 74 | 26 | 5 |
1082 | I’ll have something light. | 1.3426 | 0.05450 | 108 | 76 | 27 | 5 |
1083 | The tuna is to die for. | 1.3426 | 0.05607 | 108 | 77 | 25 | 6 |
1084 | Do me a favor and really savor this sandwich. | 1.3426 | 0.05759 | 108 | 78 | 23 | 7 |
1085 | Is that angel food cake? | 1.3423 | 0.05504 | 111 | 79 | 26 | 6 |
1086 | Good news. You can polish off the whole cake | 1.3423 | 0.05794 | 111 | 81 | 22 | 8 |
1087 | It's your conscience, George. You don't need those wings. | 1.3423 | 0.04835 | 149 | 107 | 33 | 9 |
1088 | The Mac and Cheese is heavenly. | 1.3421 | 0.05687 | 114 | 83 | 23 | 8 |
1089 | I see you've given up on the ironman triathlon goal by age 40. | 1.3421 | 0.05407 | 114 | 81 | 27 | 6 |
1090 | Those leftovers were so good. I just had an out of body experience ! | 1.3421 | 0.05687 | 114 | 83 | 23 | 8 |
1091 | Try the angel food cake...I made it myself. | 1.3421 | 0.05687 | 114 | 83 | 23 | 8 |
1092 | If you're giving in, can you at least share? | 1.3421 | 0.05261 | 114 | 80 | 29 | 5 |
1093 | You might as well eat the entire cake, Anthony, as you'll be dead in 10 minutes. | 1.3421 | 0.05407 | 114 | 81 | 27 | 6 |
1094 | Lay off the midnight snacks, just trust me. | 1.3421 | 0.05261 | 114 | 80 | 29 | 5 |
1095 | What you seek is already inside you | 1.3421 | 0.05407 | 114 | 81 | 27 | 6 |
1096 | No. You're the one that's dead. | 1.3415 | 0.05516 | 123 | 90 | 24 | 9 |
1097 | Go big or go to bed, dude..... | 1.3407 | 0.06485 | 91 | 67 | 17 | 7 |
1098 | Trust me, don't eat the leftover lasagna. | 1.3403 | 0.05041 | 144 | 105 | 29 | 10 |
1099 | I'm Covid symptom # 29. | 1.3402 | 0.06698 | 97 | 74 | 13 | 10 |
1100 | Don’t worry, we’re just having an Out of Belly Experience.” | 1.3402 | 0.05654 | 97 | 68 | 25 | 4 |
1101 | You're going to hate yourself in the morning... | 1.3402 | 0.05654 | 97 | 68 | 25 | 4 |
1102 | Could you get me a beer while you’re in there? | 1.3402 | 0.05461 | 97 | 67 | 27 | 3 |
1103 | Want to find out how I got here? Finish off the fried chicken. | 1.3398 | 0.05781 | 103 | 74 | 23 | 6 |
1104 | So, yes - it turns out Mayo CAN expire. | 1.3398 | 0.05943 | 103 | 75 | 21 | 7 |
1105 | For who does the fridge hum? It hums for YOU! | 1.3398 | 0.05781 | 103 | 74 | 23 | 6 |
1106 | You’re dreaming so eat all you want. | 1.3396 | 0.05343 | 106 | 74 | 28 | 4 |
1107 | Went ahead with out you. Now get to bed. | 1.3396 | 0.05172 | 106 | 73 | 30 | 3 |
1108 | High! | 1.3394 | 0.05714 | 109 | 79 | 23 | 7 |
1109 | At that moment, Carl began to regret his custom light fixture. | 1.3394 | 0.05861 | 109 | 80 | 21 | 8 |
1110 | I am the ghost of leftovers past. If you don’t ditch the sushi, you could be me. | 1.3394 | 0.05409 | 109 | 77 | 27 | 5 |
1111 | That wasn't egg nog. | 1.3394 | 0.05861 | 109 | 80 | 21 | 8 |
1112 | That's not mayonnaise, Mark. | 1.3393 | 0.05609 | 112 | 81 | 24 | 7 |
1113 | Wake up, man. You're eating your pillow! | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1114 | Just in time for the ghost of heartburn future! | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1115 | Those mushrooms ARE magic Bob! | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1116 | Hey Bruce, remember when the doctor told you that late night snacking would put you in an early grave? Well... | 1.3390 | 0.05800 | 118 | 88 | 20 | 10 |
1117 | Try the leftover meatloaf in back. It's killer! | 1.3390 | 0.05138 | 118 | 83 | 30 | 5 |
1118 | Make mine a double. | 1.3388 | 0.05696 | 121 | 90 | 21 | 10 |
1119 | No problem, we consciences like cake, too. | 1.3388 | 0.05321 | 121 | 87 | 27 | 7 |
1120 | The milk's gone bad. Trust me on this one. | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1121 | Ambien gives you wings! | 1.3368 | 0.05521 | 95 | 66 | 26 | 3 |
1122 | Jesus says "No chocolate". | 1.3367 | 0.05971 | 98 | 71 | 21 | 6 |
1123 | I'll have had what you're having. | 1.3367 | 0.05792 | 98 | 70 | 23 | 5 |
1124 | I've come to inform you that it WAS expired. | 1.3366 | 0.06178 | 101 | 75 | 18 | 8 |
1125 | We talked about this | 1.3366 | 0.06178 | 101 | 75 | 18 | 8 |
1126 | Dibs on the angel food cake. | 1.3365 | 0.05041 | 104 | 71 | 31 | 2 |
1127 | Son, I've told you ...don't stand with the refrigerator door open! | 1.3365 | 0.06051 | 104 | 77 | 19 | 8 |
1128 | Hey. I'm the ghost of midnightsnacks future. You're gonna die of a heart attack tomorrow. So if I were you, I'd eat the whole cake. | 1.3364 | 0.05930 | 107 | 79 | 20 | 8 |
1129 | Sometimes your higher self wants a snack too! | 1.3364 | 0.05625 | 107 | 77 | 24 | 6 |
1130 | I’m from the future, you need to buy more mayonnaise. | 1.3364 | 0.05930 | 107 | 79 | 20 | 8 |
1131 | Tomorrow you will be visited by three Republican pollsters. | 1.3364 | 0.06361 | 107 | 82 | 14 | 11 |
1132 | Eat that last pie and come join me sooner | 1.3364 | 0.05930 | 107 | 79 | 20 | 8 |
1133 | I am your guiding Angel. This is not the bathroom door!! | 1.3364 | 0.05522 | 110 | 79 | 25 | 6 |
1134 | Marc Chagall loved that snack. | 1.3364 | 0.06096 | 110 | 83 | 17 | 10 |
1135 | I followed the light | 1.3364 | 0.05368 | 110 | 78 | 27 | 5 |
1136 | Who knew that when they said that some foods cause gas that they meant helium. | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
1137 | I'm you, from past your expiration date. | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
1138 | The devil's food cake is heavenly. Honestly, it is. | 1.3361 | 0.05505 | 119 | 87 | 24 | 8 |
1139 | I'm the fridge fairy. Keep it light and close the door tight. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1140 | A ghost? No. It turns out string theory is true and in my universe my refrigerator is out of roast beef. | 1.3361 | 0.05656 | 122 | 91 | 21 | 10 |
1141 | Remember that the lite yogurt is mine. | 1.3361 | 0.05021 | 122 | 86 | 31 | 5 |
1142 | Hey Bro. Turns out Neverland has a dress code. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1143 | You are what you eat." Turns out it's true | 1.3333 | 0.05847 | 105 | 77 | 21 | 7 |
1144 | Look where the brownies will put you in five minutes. | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
1145 | Apparently the refrigerator light is not the light you’re supposed to be walking to | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
1146 | You're going to want to avoid the tuna salad. | 1.3333 | 0.05172 | 111 | 78 | 29 | 4 |
1147 | You Ex sent me here to tell you to “go for it”! | 1.3333 | 0.06044 | 87 | 62 | 21 | 4 |
1148 | I'm your alter ego and I'm here to tell you that you don't shave close enough! | 1.3333 | 0.05581 | 108 | 78 | 24 | 6 |
1149 | I’m the ghost of baloney future here to warn you Don’t Eat It! | 1.3333 | 0.05688 | 105 | 76 | 23 | 6 |
1150 | Is this the Chagall painting? I think I’m lost | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
1151 | Try the mousse. | 1.3333 | 0.05262 | 108 | 76 | 28 | 4 |
1152 | After the whipped cream was gone, I just kept pushing on the nozzle. | 1.3333 | 0.06002 | 105 | 78 | 19 | 8 |
1153 | I’m your ghost of sandwiches past, and buddy, trust me, that Mayo is waaaaaay out of date. | 1.3333 | 0.05920 | 99 | 72 | 21 | 6 |
1154 | Trust me, the caffeine will keep you up | 1.3333 | 0.05525 | 105 | 75 | 25 | 5 |
1155 | Go ahead, splurge. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1156 | Enjoy the chocolate cake. All we get is angel food. | 1.3333 | 0.05847 | 105 | 77 | 21 | 7 |
1157 | Ha ha I'm telling | 1.3333 | 0.05525 | 105 | 75 | 25 | 5 |
1158 | I’m the ghost of midnight snack future. I’m here to warn you against the expired milk. | 1.3333 | 0.05671 | 96 | 68 | 24 | 4 |
1159 | Try the chocolate cake. It's heavenly. | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1160 | I'm your bad angel. Eat the pie. | 1.3333 | 0.05966 | 102 | 75 | 20 | 7 |
1161 | You're out of mayo. | 1.3333 | 0.04927 | 120 | 84 | 32 | 4 |
1162 | Dibs on the last piece of angel food cake | 1.3333 | 0.05291 | 117 | 84 | 27 | 6 |
1163 | Make it count. | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1164 | I’m your snack fairy… you wished for me? | 1.3333 | 0.06091 | 99 | 73 | 19 | 7 |
1165 | Soul food won’t fill the void | 1.3333 | 0.06126 | 102 | 76 | 18 | 8 |
1166 | Jeffrey, I am the Ghost of Christmas Morning Food Poisoning Yet to Come — don’t eat the prawns… | 1.3333 | 0.05583 | 93 | 65 | 25 | 3 |
1167 | Forget the fridge. Life is short. Let's go out on the town for juicy burgers and a bottle of gin. | 1.3333 | 0.06224 | 96 | 71 | 18 | 7 |
1168 | We died in our sleep, but God is sympathetic to midnight snackers | 1.3333 | 0.05671 | 96 | 68 | 24 | 4 |
1169 | One Moment on your Lips..Forever on your Hips | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
1170 | Maybe stop saying Devils Cake is to die for. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 132 | 96 | 28 | 8 |
1171 | „Life literally teaches you nothing…” | 1.3333 | 0.05424 | 108 | 77 | 26 | 5 |
1172 | You realize that we died of food poisoning after eating the leftovers from last night . . . .? | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
1173 | Did you really think you could escape your conscience? | 1.3304 | 0.05200 | 115 | 82 | 28 | 5 |
1174 | Nah, I’ll wait. | 1.3304 | 0.05051 | 115 | 81 | 30 | 4 |
1175 | Drop the humus, Steve. You only only have 45 minutes to live. Grab the Häagen-Dazs! | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
1176 | I've been hanging out all night for some of that angel food cake. | 1.3304 | 0.04976 | 112 | 78 | 31 | 3 |
1177 | I am the ghost of digestion future... | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1178 | Trust me, the meringue is light, fluffy and delicious! | 1.3303 | 0.05383 | 109 | 78 | 26 | 5 |
1179 | I wouldn't eat that if I were you. | 1.3303 | 0.05538 | 109 | 79 | 24 | 6 |
1180 | Skip the chili! | 1.3303 | 0.05538 | 109 | 79 | 24 | 6 |
1181 | The fuzzy greens are good. | 1.3302 | 0.05953 | 106 | 79 | 19 | 8 |
1182 | I am your subconscious…. Eat all you want. | 1.3302 | 0.05482 | 106 | 76 | 25 | 5 |
1183 | Every time a refrigerator "door open" bell goes off, an angel gets his wings. | 1.3301 | 0.05412 | 103 | 73 | 26 | 4 |
1184 | In the far dense northern reaches, lurking where the mold grows lush and sometimes like little flowers. Go here. For, what you find will be most soothing and delicious at this late grazing hour. | 1.3301 | 0.05753 | 103 | 75 | 22 | 6 |
1185 | You’re having a stroke. Of genius. Just kidding, it’s a stroke. | 1.3301 | 0.05753 | 103 | 75 | 22 | 6 |
1186 | Chill out. I’m just a figment of your refrigeration. | 1.3300 | 0.06039 | 100 | 74 | 19 | 7 |
1187 | Hello! I'm Clarence! I was sent here to save YOU from a massive heart attack AND EARN MY WINGS! | 1.3300 | 0.05329 | 100 | 70 | 27 | 3 |
1188 | It's going to be the last thing you eat, so go ahead and splurge | 1.3299 | 0.06169 | 97 | 72 | 18 | 7 |
1189 | Not the mayonnaise! | 1.3298 | 0.06307 | 94 | 70 | 17 | 7 |
1190 | Psst! Try the angel food cake! | 1.3298 | 0.05534 | 94 | 66 | 25 | 3 |
1191 | Don't eat the mayonnaise! | 1.3297 | 0.05426 | 91 | 63 | 26 | 2 |
1192 | The diet wouldn't have worked out for you anyway. | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
1193 | The commerical said to call the doctor if this happens. | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1194 | Mind if I share a nibble? The only cheese they have in the afterlife is vegan. | 1.3297 | 0.06454 | 91 | 68 | 16 | 7 |
1195 | Make it worthwhile, the building collapses in 90 seconds | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1196 | Sundown is 7:03pm… tomorrow. You still have 24.5 hours of atoning to go | 1.3295 | 0.06201 | 88 | 64 | 19 | 5 |
1197 | I’ll have a float if you’re making | 1.3281 | 0.05096 | 128 | 93 | 28 | 7 |
1198 | Got a light snack ? | 1.3277 | 0.05217 | 119 | 86 | 27 | 6 |
1199 | Close the door and let’s order a pizza. | 1.3277 | 0.05352 | 119 | 87 | 25 | 7 |
1200 | Are you sure you should eat another pot brownie? | 1.3276 | 0.05714 | 116 | 87 | 20 | 9 |
1201 | Try the browies, they'll make you fly. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
1202 | The proof is in the pudding! | 1.3276 | 0.05015 | 116 | 82 | 30 | 4 |
1203 | I am not a ghost, I am your doppleganger. Please Pass me the cheesecake. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
1204 | Surprised? You passed enough gas to be twins! | 1.3276 | 0.05844 | 116 | 88 | 18 | 10 |
1205 | ‘I’m the ghost of diets past- take heed those who enter here, as what takes mere minutes on thy lips, will forever be on thy hips’ | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
1206 | Go for the Angel Food cake | 1.3274 | 0.04940 | 113 | 79 | 31 | 3 |
1207 | eat it all…eat it all…eat it all……. | 1.3274 | 0.05821 | 113 | 85 | 19 | 9 |
1208 | The milk’s gone bad. Ask me how I know. | 1.3274 | 0.05955 | 113 | 86 | 17 | 10 |
1209 | I gave up on you a long time ago. Get enough for both of us. | 1.3274 | 0.05821 | 113 | 85 | 19 | 9 |
1210 | Go ahead! it was actually good cholesterol | 1.3273 | 0.05020 | 110 | 77 | 30 | 3 |
1211 | the chicken salad is to die for... and from... | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
1212 | I wish I were more like you, able to stand on my own two feet. | 1.3271 | 0.06053 | 107 | 81 | 17 | 9 |
1213 | Hurry up and pick something, it’s hard to keep up the distancing! | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1214 | Please don't eat the last cookie. | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
1215 | In retrospect, Use Your Illusion is a better album than Appetite for Destruction. | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1216 | It ISN'T just a metaphor... the light does stay on when the door closes. | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1217 | Have at the pastrami, it's the city bus that gets ya | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1218 | After you. | 1.3269 | 0.05868 | 104 | 77 | 20 | 7 |
1219 | I told you that chicken was bad! | 1.3269 | 0.05370 | 104 | 74 | 26 | 4 |
1220 | You won’t regret the clam sauce. It’s to die for. | 1.3269 | 0.05868 | 104 | 77 | 20 | 7 |
1221 | Sleepwalking is child's play. Try this. | 1.3267 | 0.05648 | 101 | 73 | 23 | 5 |
1222 | You should've probably checked that expiration date buddy. | 1.3267 | 0.05821 | 101 | 74 | 21 | 6 |
1223 | Ghost fart | 1.3267 | 0.05821 | 101 | 74 | 21 | 6 |
1224 | Some quick advice: don't eat the angel food cake. | 1.3267 | 0.05988 | 101 | 75 | 19 | 7 |
1225 | Butter ,sour cream aioli,and hot fudge sundaes are the key to enternal life. | 1.3267 | 0.05648 | 101 | 73 | 23 | 5 |
1226 | Might I suggest the pizza? Grab a beer too,you have five minutes. | 1.3267 | 0.05648 | 101 | 73 | 23 | 5 |
1227 | Think of it as an early breakfast. | 1.3267 | 0.05988 | 101 | 75 | 19 | 7 |
1228 | It's expired. | 1.3267 | 0.06310 | 101 | 77 | 15 | 9 |
1229 | Well, this kitchen is well stocked with spirits. | 1.3267 | 0.06151 | 101 | 76 | 17 | 8 |
1230 | Go ahead—-your diet starts tomorrow | 1.3267 | 0.05988 | 101 | 75 | 19 | 7 |
1231 | What about a nice glass of warm 1% milk instead. | 1.3265 | 0.05576 | 98 | 70 | 24 | 4 |
1232 | No Kimchi?" | 1.3265 | 0.05384 | 98 | 69 | 26 | 3 |
1233 | Night Calories don’t count | 1.3265 | 0.05576 | 98 | 70 | 24 | 4 |
1234 | Is there any beer? | 1.3263 | 0.06068 | 95 | 70 | 19 | 6 |
1235 | Pick something light. | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1236 | Let’s talk about expiration dates! | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
1237 | Oooh! Bread pudding! | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
1238 | Your therapist said to ‘feed your spirit,’ so how about some eggs? | 1.3250 | 0.05444 | 120 | 89 | 23 | 8 |
1239 | If your seeing me ….Step Away from the Fridge!!! | 1.3250 | 0.06168 | 120 | 95 | 11 | 14 |
1240 | But I can’t tell you which one | 1.3248 | 0.05800 | 117 | 89 | 18 | 10 |
1241 | Hi, I'm your Ghost of Heartburn Past. Try to avoid the left over lasagna this time | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
1242 | It's a trap! | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
1243 | Spoiler alert: you should go ahead and have the cheesecake. | 1.3241 | 0.05066 | 108 | 76 | 29 | 3 |
1244 | Don't eat the leftover meatloaf. You should really trust me on this one. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1245 | Go ahead and eat the mayonnaise - and complete the prophecy. | 1.3238 | 0.06127 | 105 | 80 | 16 | 9 |
1246 | If I ate like you I’d never get off the ground | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1247 | Try the angel cake. | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1248 | Go for the mayo. We died two hours ago. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1249 | Believe me, I know. The carbs are going to kill you. | 1.3235 | 0.05938 | 102 | 76 | 19 | 7 |
1250 | My apologies, Stanley, but, you’ll need to make that to go! | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
1251 | Yes, we're having an out of baloney experience | 1.3235 | 0.05938 | 102 | 76 | 19 | 7 |
1252 | Go ahead! Finish that pizza! I'll wait and take you on up. | 1.3235 | 0.05601 | 102 | 74 | 23 | 5 |
1253 | I've come from the future to warn you that the rest of the pie isn't worth it. | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
1254 | Bad news: this is the last decision you‘re gonna make. Good news: you’ll be in a robe and elastic waistband for the afterlife. | 1.3235 | 0.05601 | 102 | 74 | 23 | 5 |
1255 | You should have put expiration dates on those containers. | 1.3232 | 0.05339 | 99 | 70 | 26 | 3 |
1256 | I must be your out-of-body experience. | 1.3232 | 0.05890 | 99 | 73 | 20 | 6 |
1257 | You wouldn't if you were me. | 1.3232 | 0.05529 | 99 | 71 | 24 | 4 |
1258 | Either I’m your guilty conscience calling you out for late night snacking or Suzy put LSD in everyone’s drink last night… you decide. | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
1259 | I’m just saying, you may want to avoid the bean casserole. | 1.3232 | 0.05529 | 99 | 71 | 24 | 4 |
1260 | Pass the soul food | 1.3232 | 0.06062 | 99 | 74 | 18 | 7 |
1261 | Go ahead and have the pastrami Reuben I’ll wait! | 1.3229 | 0.06194 | 96 | 72 | 17 | 7 |
1262 | Better check the expiration date | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1263 | Prousting” to see if anything new shows up | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1264 | Honey are you staring in the fridge talking to yourself again? | 1.3229 | 0.05440 | 96 | 68 | 25 | 3 |
1265 | They warned me that some of the side effects might be sleep-floating and hallucinating about midnight snacking. | 1.3226 | 0.05191 | 124 | 91 | 26 | 7 |
1266 | I’m hungry after that wonderful Chagall exhibit. | 1.3226 | 0.05753 | 93 | 67 | 22 | 4 |
1267 | Live it up. | 1.3226 | 0.05547 | 93 | 66 | 24 | 3 |
1268 | The carrot sticks are in the bin. | 1.3226 | 0.05108 | 93 | 64 | 28 | 1 |
1269 | I stocked up on ghost peppers. | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
1270 | I'm your diet angel. Your wife sent me to say " get back to bed!" | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1271 | Shut the door, it's freezing! | 1.3222 | 0.05434 | 90 | 63 | 25 | 2 |
1272 | I heard you make the best angel food cake! | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1273 | Those leftovers are to die for | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1274 | I’m from the future. Please leave me the leftover lasagna. | 1.3220 | 0.04945 | 118 | 84 | 30 | 4 |
1275 | I am your ghost of the future, do not indulge. | 1.3220 | 0.05630 | 118 | 89 | 20 | 9 |
1276 | I am the ghost of cholesterol future…put down that cannoli | 1.3220 | 0.05630 | 118 | 89 | 20 | 9 |
1277 | No, walking downstairs in the middle of the night is not enough exercise to offset a piece of cake. | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1278 | Try the 'lite' yogurt - it really works! | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1279 | We're not getting low on soul food, I hope. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1280 | I wear the pounds I forged in life. | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
1281 | I'm your conscience, but it looks like it's too late to weigh in on this. | 1.3214 | 0.05107 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
1282 | I'm having another one of those flying-in-the-kitchen dreams. You? | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1283 | We got hit by a bus. Go ahead and eat whatever you want! | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
1284 | C'mom, don't leave me hanging--what's for breakfast? | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
1285 | Do I look like a Guardian Angel? | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
1286 | Oh, nothing for me, thanks. I just had a light supper. | 1.3211 | 0.05355 | 109 | 79 | 25 | 5 |
1287 | The Ghost of Christmas Future says it's not on your diet. | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1288 | Is that Devils Food? OK , What the heck. | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1289 | Ever try a ghost pepper? | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
1290 | Ironically, I’m actually more of a Devil’s Food Cake kinda guy | 1.3211 | 0.05956 | 109 | 83 | 17 | 9 |
1291 | It's a new service: Uber Insomnia. | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1292 | It's expired... like me. | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
1293 | No, no, Donny. Remember how midnight snacks give you delusions. | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1294 | Yes, this is how NOOM works" | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
1295 | No, you're right. Those chimichangas won't come back to haunt you... | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
1296 | I ate your leftover pizza. Whatcha gonna do about it? | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1297 | I'm your ghost of late nights past. Sorry, I ate the last piece of pie already | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1298 | Hi there, I'd double-think that roast beef and swiss. | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1299 | I'm you in 30 minutes if you eat that bacon. | 1.3200 | 0.05101 | 100 | 70 | 28 | 2 |
1300 | Who said that Chagall was not realistic? | 1.3200 | 0.05483 | 100 | 72 | 24 | 4 |
1301 | I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past Expiration Date. | 1.3200 | 0.05483 | 100 | 72 | 24 | 4 |
1302 | Why wouldn’t I be your conscience? | 1.3200 | 0.05295 | 100 | 71 | 26 | 3 |
1303 | Let me tell you about today's specials. | 1.3196 | 0.06139 | 97 | 73 | 17 | 7 |
1304 | I’m not sure I want to return to that body. | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
1305 | I need to eat something. I’m feeling a bit light-headed. | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
1306 | You’re better than this Gary, you’ll regret it in the morning you always do | 1.3196 | 0.05394 | 97 | 69 | 25 | 3 |
1307 | Try the cake- it's to die for. | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1308 | You'll be visited by the ghosts of three sourdough starters. | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
1309 | You're going to blame the missing cake on me, aren't you? | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1310 | I'll take mine to go | 1.3191 | 0.05702 | 94 | 68 | 22 | 4 |
1311 | Yes, I'm you in about 30 minutes if you dare eat that leftover shrimp salad that has been in there for six days. | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1312 | Use a glass. Trust me. | 1.3191 | 0.05702 | 94 | 68 | 22 | 4 |
1313 | Hey me, it's you. What kind of mushrooms were on that salad? | 1.3190 | 0.05281 | 116 | 85 | 25 | 6 |
1314 | I'm your conscience. Have a piece of celery! | 1.3190 | 0.05137 | 116 | 84 | 27 | 5 |
1315 | No need to keep looking. You ate the Floating Island a few hours ago. | 1.3187 | 0.06420 | 91 | 69 | 15 | 7 |
1316 | Don’t eat those, they’re for the wake. | 1.3187 | 0.06420 | 91 | 69 | 15 | 7 |
1317 | I am the ghost of the nightmare soon to come. | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1318 | What happens in the kitchen--stays in the kitchen. | 1.3182 | 0.06770 | 88 | 68 | 12 | 8 |
1319 | Remember when your wife said midnight snacks would kill you? She's gonna make sure of it. | 1.3182 | 0.06574 | 88 | 67 | 14 | 7 |
1320 | Just a heads up... Marge has been Googling "Untraceable Poisons". | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1321 | I think you’ll like that green stuff on the top shelf. | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1322 | I'd warn you to not eat the leftover tartare, but then I wouldn't be here. | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1323 | Eat the donuts. All of em. You die in a subway flood anyway. | 1.3182 | 0.06048 | 110 | 85 | 15 | 10 |
1324 | I am the ghost of Paleo Past. | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1325 | Don't worry, it wasn't the cake. | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1326 | I'm just a figment of your Ambien imagination. | 1.3178 | 0.05879 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
1327 | I am the Ghost of COVID Present: check the expiration date, for the ICU’s are full. | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1328 | I wouldn’t recommend the Chowder | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1329 | Last week’s tofu is to die for | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1330 | Eat light | 1.3175 | 0.05243 | 126 | 94 | 24 | 8 |
1331 | Nothing says “I’m waiting for the results of my biopsi,” like Laughing Cow and jalapeño jelly on a Triscuit. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1332 | My recommendation is the Angel food cake….it’s heavenly. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1333 | Hi! I'm the Ghost of Your Very Near Future. | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
1334 | Mother says Hi. | 1.3171 | 0.06693 | 82 | 62 | 14 | 6 |
1335 | Eat the Casserole. It's to Die For. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1336 | I am the Ghost of GERD episodes past. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1337 | Hey-- little tip. The Ivermectin Impossible Burger really isn't possible. | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1338 | Noo really, it’s to die for. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1339 | Close the refrigerator door, step back slowly and put your hands where I can see them. | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
1340 | I am the ghost of heart burn to cone | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
1341 | I am the ghost of past-the-expiration-date. | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1342 | Remember, a moment on the lips, and after-lifetime on the hips. | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
1343 | Note to self: lay off the mushrooms. | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
1344 | You're alone! Skip your wife's healthy dip! | 1.3158 | 0.05450 | 95 | 68 | 24 | 3 |
1345 | It “was” a wonderful life. | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
1346 | I'm the ghost of indigestion past. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1347 | Hey, don't forget that you're eating for two now! | 1.3152 | 0.05558 | 92 | 66 | 23 | 3 |
1348 | I am the ghost of "Cold Chinese Takeout past. | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1349 | Trust me. If you cut out the carbs, you’ll feel lighter. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1350 | Alright, one last drink before you decease and I depart. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1351 | Wow you really are your own worst enemy | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1352 | I am the ghost of After Dinner | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1353 | I am the ghost of bacon past. | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1354 | This time, regard the expiration date. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1355 | Excuse me Sir, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? | 1.3143 | 0.06100 | 105 | 81 | 15 | 9 |
1356 | I'm your Wary Gut Father. | 1.3140 | 0.05633 | 121 | 93 | 18 | 10 |
1357 | That slice of pie is behind the Miracle Whip...and you didn't hear it from me. | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1358 | A balanced diet keeps you grounded." | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1359 | Grandmother said 'have the cake'" | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1360 | You're still asleep | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1361 | You didn't wash your hands after going to the bathroom. | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
1362 | I am the ghost of best-by dates past. | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
1363 | I am in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Leftovers yet to come? | 1.3133 | 0.05920 | 83 | 60 | 20 | 3 |
1364 | Hey, pal. In our dreams, we are savoring the finest Chateaubriand with truffles and a fine balsamic reduction. You really gonna ruin that for us with a ham and mayo sandwich? | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1365 | Whatever you do, don't eat the chicken | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1366 | Remember to check the vegetable crisper. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1367 | the peanut butter was totally worth it | 1.3131 | 0.05304 | 99 | 71 | 25 | 3 |
1368 | Yeah, I couldn't sleep either. | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
1369 | Harry, I am from your future! Unfortunately, I’m from just four minutes ahead in your future so I really have nothing interesting to tell you. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1370 | Eat something. I'm bloated. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1371 | I am the ghost of Tomorrow Morning. Don't eat the yougurt. | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1372 | You should have thrown away the tuna salad. | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1373 | If you snooze,you lose. | 1.3125 | 0.04917 | 112 | 80 | 29 | 3 |
1374 | The expired milk is to die for. | 1.3125 | 0.05981 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
1375 | I'm supposed to tell you to resist temptation, but make me a sandwich and I didn't see a thing. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1376 | Tom Brady stops eating at 7 p.m. | 1.3125 | 0.05403 | 96 | 69 | 24 | 3 |
1377 | Hello! I am Hugh your personalized holographic fridge assistant. Feel free to ask yourself why you opened this door. | 1.3125 | 0.05070 | 144 | 110 | 23 | 11 |
1378 | Don’t eat the ghost pepper. | 1.3120 | 0.04740 | 125 | 90 | 31 | 4 |
1379 | Purgatory run out of kombucha again? | 1.3119 | 0.05785 | 109 | 83 | 18 | 8 |
1380 | Do I look familiar Larry? | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1381 | Chagall I help you find a midnight snack?” | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1382 | This new version of Weightwatchers seems to violate my privacy. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1383 | Do I really look thinner up here? | 1.3118 | 0.05292 | 93 | 66 | 25 | 2 |
1384 | Stay away from the yogurt. | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1385 | You're having delusions. You better eat something! | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1386 | Don’t worry, everyone’s thin in Heaven | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1387 | Skip the mayo. | 1.3117 | 0.05921 | 77 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
1388 | I'm the Ghost of Mayonnaise Past. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1389 | I’m the ghost of cravings past. | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
1390 | So you’re asking yourself, “is the chicken salad bad?” Yeah, it’s bad. | 1.3113 | 0.05899 | 106 | 81 | 17 | 8 |
1391 | I'm just the ghost of resolutions past, so go right ahead. | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
1392 | O.K, when I said I should start watching what I eat, this isn't exactly what I had in mind. | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
1393 | Hi Bill, I'm the spirit of Death by Heart Attack yet to come. You don't really want to eat that donut, do you? | 1.3111 | 0.06447 | 90 | 69 | 14 | 7 |
1394 | That's it. The light at the end of the tunnel. You might as well grab a doughnut. | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1395 | I just find it much more uplifting than sleepwalking. | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1396 | I’m your MRNA. Please take the vaccine, already. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1397 | No -- year old leftovers aren't a good idea. | 1.3107 | 0.05168 | 103 | 74 | 26 | 3 |
1398 | Sorry, I ate all the ghost cookies | 1.3107 | 0.05168 | 103 | 74 | 26 | 3 |
1399 | She hid the cake behind the pickles, back right | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1400 | I enjoyed my midnight snacks too but there are repercussions. | 1.3103 | 0.05254 | 116 | 86 | 24 | 6 |
1401 | If you see me,the blue cheese in the back has gone bad. | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1402 | Closing and opening the fridge won't change what's in it. | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1403 | I know it's late, but I am pursuing my dreams. | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1404 | Do not hesitate, you’ll die in a moment anyway. | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1405 | The helium sandwich is delicious. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1406 | It's a common misconception that astral projections don't get hungry. | 1.3100 | 0.05979 | 100 | 76 | 17 | 7 |
1407 | I am the ghost of past midnight snacks… | 1.3100 | 0.05260 | 100 | 72 | 25 | 3 |
1408 | Take your time. The answer is within. | 1.3100 | 0.05260 | 100 | 72 | 25 | 3 |
1409 | Nothing in the handbook that says a guardian angel can't snack. | 1.3100 | 0.06146 | 100 | 77 | 15 | 8 |
1410 | You’re wondering if these leftovers from last week are still good. I’m here to tell you, no, they certainly are not. | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
1411 | You know...what you're looking for...is not in there. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1412 | I came back to remind you to check the expiry dates. | 1.3097 | 0.05772 | 113 | 87 | 17 | 9 |
1413 | Ya gonna eat all of that? | 1.3095 | 0.05350 | 84 | 59 | 24 | 1 |
1414 | I think you’ll regret the egg salad. | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1415 | Go for it. I'm off-duty until sunrise. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1416 | Harold, you’ve got to read the expiration dates before snacking before bed. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1417 | If I were you, I'd have the cheesecake. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1418 | Brownies. More brownies. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1419 | Ambrosia, please. To go. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1420 | I like angel food cake. | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1421 | your last wish was for a pickle? | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1422 | Pssst. The ice cream is in the freezer section. | 1.3089 | 0.05180 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
1423 | Tonight, don't go for the Lite beer. | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1424 | Aunt Mildred can’t wait to see you. | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1425 | Have another slice of cake, it’s to die for. | 1.3085 | 0.05459 | 94 | 68 | 23 | 3 |
1426 | The Heavenly Hash ice cream is mine. | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 69 | 21 | 4 |
1427 | You know, you should really start making decisions faster. | 1.3085 | 0.05459 | 94 | 68 | 23 | 3 |
1428 | You didn't listen to me when I was just a voice in your head. Maybe you will listen to me now. | 1.3085 | 0.06241 | 94 | 72 | 15 | 7 |
1429 | Look, we’ll be killed by a terrorist next week, so reheat the marbled steak AND have the tiramisu, put some extra cream on it. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1430 | Tonight you will be haunted by Three Spirits: the Ghost of Snacking Past, the Ghost of Snacking Present, and the Ghost of Snacking Yet To Come... | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1431 | Perhaps I can interest you in a night cap | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1432 | Close the door. The light's keeping me up." | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1433 | Never heard of the realm of hungry ghosts? | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1434 | Which of us is dreaming? | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
1435 | Hey, moron, you sure you want to eat those donuts after you'e seen what you look like? | 1.3077 | 0.06122 | 104 | 81 | 14 | 9 |
1436 | It really doesn't matter. You're going to lose a lot of weight very soon. | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
1437 | Like a moth to a flame. | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
1438 | Avoid the dairy tonight, will ya? | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
1439 | You know, when Harriet left because of the constant hovering, she was probably referring to me and not you. | 1.3077 | 0.06903 | 78 | 60 | 12 | 6 |
1440 | Dude, this is your conscience speaking. Ice cream is in the freezer. | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1441 | I'm your midnight snack fairy godbrother. | 1.3077 | 0.06136 | 78 | 57 | 18 | 3 |
1442 | I go towards the light too. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1443 | I knew I'd find you here | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1444 | Check and see if there's any soul food. | 1.3077 | 0.05567 | 91 | 66 | 22 | 3 |
1445 | Hold everything! I want take out! | 1.3077 | 0.05567 | 91 | 66 | 22 | 3 |
1446 | You know, whatever you eat during an OBE has no calories... | 1.3070 | 0.05590 | 114 | 87 | 19 | 8 |
1447 | The kale is in the bottom drawer. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1448 | I'm here to warn you that the cake will kill you... but it's so worth it! | 1.3068 | 0.06537 | 88 | 68 | 13 | 7 |
1449 | I would check the 'sell-by' date on that mayonnaise if I was you | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1450 | I’m you from the future. You get hit by a car, so no need to worry about heart disease. Eat whatever you want. | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1451 | Let me guess — She’s ‘too tired’? | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
1452 | Midnight snacks at the residence of Marc Chagall | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1453 | I don't think those are portobellos. | 1.3061 | 0.06223 | 98 | 76 | 14 | 8 |
1454 | Don't use the Lite Mayo. | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
1455 | Why not go for something light? | 1.3061 | 0.04899 | 98 | 69 | 28 | 1 |
1456 | Two things Murray: splurge on Grub Hub and call your mother. | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
1457 | My secret favorite is Deviled eggs. | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
1458 | You have the sandwivh, I'll have the beer! | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1459 | You try it, I'll just watch. | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
1460 | Don't eat the yeast. | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
1461 | I am in the mood for something light tonight. | 1.3061 | 0.04899 | 98 | 69 | 28 | 1 |
1462 | You are thinking "what will a little expired peanut butter do to me?", aren't you? | 1.3061 | 0.05311 | 98 | 71 | 24 | 3 |
1463 | The way to a soul's heart is leftover Kung Pao. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1464 | Try the angel food cake. | 1.3059 | 0.05557 | 85 | 61 | 22 | 2 |
1465 | I am the ghost of cheeses past. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1466 | Yeah, I used to have a cape, but now that I’m in my golden years I just fly around in this bathrobe. | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
1467 | My long-lost twin brother. Still think I'm full of hot air? | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1468 | Trust me, the milk has gone very, very bad | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
1469 | Might I recommend something a little lighter? | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1470 | I’ve been eating lighter lately. | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1471 | I was on my way to the bathroom when I saw the light. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1472 | You’re allergic to cheese but it was worth it | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1473 | Try the ambrosia, it’s heavenly. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1474 | I’d go with the deviled eggs & Lucifer chicken | 1.3053 | 0.05200 | 95 | 68 | 25 | 2 |
1475 | Is it midnight yet? | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
1476 | The mushrooms have peaked. | 1.3049 | 0.05673 | 82 | 59 | 21 | 2 |
1477 | I'd recommend you skip the light cottage cheese. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1478 | I told you Ambien eating was a thing. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1479 | I like being your alter ego but I don't appreciate being wakened in the middle of the night for a refrigerator raid! | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1480 | Trust me – you won't regret it. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1481 | I'm your food angel. It's like your good angel, but with a PhD in Nutrition Science. | 1.3043 | 0.06324 | 92 | 71 | 14 | 7 |
1482 | Stop faking surprise; I'm always here when you open the frig. | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
1483 | Can I occupy your body to have sex with your wife after the sandwich? | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1484 | I am the Ghost of Insomnia Future - try the veal. | 1.3043 | 0.05408 | 115 | 87 | 21 | 7 |
1485 | I told you that cake was to die for! | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
1486 | I am your food fairy, remember what I say about midnight snacking - a moment on the lips, is a lifetime on the hips! | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1487 | I am the ghost of Christmas leftovers long languished, Ebenezer. | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1488 | So... I just have to walk into the light? | 1.3043 | 0.05408 | 115 | 87 | 21 | 7 |
1489 | Something a little less gassy, tonight, perhaps? | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
1490 | The death by chocolate ice cream was right. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1491 | Your better angel says,"Go back to bed." | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
1492 | Psst! Fred, it's a dream, eat all you want. | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
1493 | The cheese was bad, Larry. | 1.3036 | 0.05649 | 112 | 86 | 18 | 8 |
1494 | They say chicken soup is good for the soul, but maybe we could order in some pizza for a change? | 1.3034 | 0.05155 | 89 | 63 | 25 | 1 |
1495 | Just a warning,that chicken was undercooked . | 1.3034 | 0.05397 | 89 | 64 | 23 | 2 |
1496 | It’s 11:59. Technically, our diet starts tomorrow. | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1497 | Never trust an expiration date. | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
1498 | That rye bread with the mold on it - go easy on it. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1499 | You're still dreaming Frank... the fridge is empty! | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1500 | Sleep-eating” calories count too, Pau | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1501 | I'll have a ham on rye. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1502 | Come back to bed and there's a sexy dream about Chelsea in Accounting in it for you. | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1503 | You wouldn’t believe it wasn’t butter. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1504 | Well. I'm not hungry, so you must be the one who's real. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
1505 | Just pretend the quinoa is bacon. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1506 | The pandemic aged Peter Pan | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1507 | I'm the ghost of midnight snacks past. Remember what those leftover chimichangas did to you last time? Come with me... | 1.3028 | 0.05295 | 109 | 81 | 23 | 5 |
1508 | Better angel? No, I’m your bettor angel. Fifty bucks says you go for the chocolate cake. | 1.3028 | 0.05756 | 109 | 84 | 17 | 8 |
1509 | Ya it's the same up there, an enticing doorway to false promises | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1510 | My (identical) twin brother coming back from the dead to tell me to stop getting fat because others might think it's him. | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
1511 | Yes, that little carton of moo goo gai pan WAS too old. | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1512 | Sorry, I’m the kale angel. The cake devil is back tomorrow night. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1513 | It is I, the Sandwichman! | 1.3023 | 0.05249 | 86 | 61 | 24 | 1 |
1514 | Who were you expecting, Patrick Swayze? | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1515 | This motherfucker… | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1516 | Your conscience was tied up at the moment, but suggested you eat the entire jar of mayonnaise. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1517 | I ate all the Angel Food cake | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1518 | So, can you guess what happens if you keep eating those midnight snacks? | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1519 | The Ivermectin is on the right side of the top shelf | 1.3021 | 0.06304 | 96 | 75 | 13 | 8 |
1520 | You’re obviously dreaming, so go at it and stop counting calories. | 1.3019 | 0.04865 | 106 | 76 | 28 | 2 |
1521 | I’m the ghost of reflux past. | 1.3019 | 0.06020 | 106 | 83 | 14 | 9 |
1522 | The internet told me you were here. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1523 | I am the ghost of meals past. | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
1524 | Listen to me— do not eat the expired yogurt. | 1.3014 | 0.06071 | 73 | 53 | 18 | 2 |
1525 | Have the chocolate cake . Life is short . | 1.3014 | 0.06948 | 73 | 56 | 12 | 5 |
1526 | You’re getting warmer… | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1527 | The bathroom's down the hall. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1528 | Greetings, Sam. I’m the Ghost of Mayonnaise Past Due. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1529 | I'm your good fairy. Eat the cake. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1530 | Let the yeast rise longer. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1531 | Our wife poisoned the milk. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1532 | The leftover soul food is to die for | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1533 | The 'good-you' is sleeping. Lets party! | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1534 | Dairy? Only in your dreams. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1535 | May I have the leftover wings? | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1536 | I'll have a moon pie too. | 1.3000 | 0.05347 | 90 | 65 | 23 | 2 |
1537 | If you’re not going to listen, then fix me one, too. | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1538 | If there's no angel food cake, I wouldn't mind some deviled ham. | 1.3000 | 0.05855 | 110 | 86 | 15 | 9 |
1539 | I think you should double check what you wrote in that personals ad. | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1540 | Your future self says: pass on the turkey leftovers . | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1541 | Go ahead……I dare you | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1542 | I'm not your ghost, I'm the ghost of your New Year's Resolution. | 1.3000 | 0.05711 | 110 | 85 | 17 | 8 |
1543 | Goodnight Moon Pies. | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1544 | I'm you, next week, if you eat that piece of fudge cake. | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
1545 | Don’t eat the liverwurst | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1546 | Oh I remember this! My last midnight snack before a wandering spirit scared me to death | 1.3000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 58 | 20 | 2 |
1547 | Actually, I am more like your Guardian Angel cake. | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1548 | Well, the sandwich WAS mine... | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1549 | I’m the ghost of snacking future. Eat the pizza. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1550 | Eat as much as you want. I'll do the weigh in tomorrow. | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1551 | It turns out that the Afterlife could care less about you, so go ahead and have the pâté | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1552 | Turns out Susan was right about the 8th grilled cheese. Who would have thought!? | 1.3000 | 0.06409 | 90 | 70 | 13 | 7 |
1553 | You’ll regret that in the morning | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1554 | You should try the cake, its to die for. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1555 | Alright here is the beauty of a lucid dream: Go ahead and eat everything you want from your childhood fridge! | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1556 | Close the door and step back or I’ll have to hurt you. | 1.2992 | 0.05039 | 127 | 96 | 24 | 7 |
1557 | Close the door or come with me now. | 1.2991 | 0.05821 | 107 | 83 | 16 | 8 |
1558 | I've come back to warn you--chicken tartar is a really bad idea. | 1.2991 | 0.05667 | 107 | 82 | 18 | 7 |
1559 | The fuzzy cheesecake is to die for. | 1.2991 | 0.05180 | 107 | 79 | 24 | 4 |
1560 | Reward yourself! You've been under house arrest for a year. | 1.2990 | 0.06072 | 97 | 75 | 15 | 7 |
1561 | I know you said you didn’t want your conscience to bother you, but we really do need to lose some weight… | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1562 | I've discovered that by cutting out midnight snacks, I've become much lighter. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1563 | I promise it wasn’t the cheesecake | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1564 | The chicken bone will get stuck in your throat. | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
1565 | Since I started my new diet, I feel lighter than air. | 1.2989 | 0.05451 | 87 | 63 | 22 | 2 |
1566 | Let’s have a root beer float | 1.2989 | 0.06356 | 87 | 67 | 14 | 6 |
1567 | Could ya pass me that tub of cottage cheese, and a spoon. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1568 | It’s time we’ve stopped self-isolating. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1569 | That leftover lasagna is to die for! | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1570 | I'm having an out of body dining experience | 1.2982 | 0.05127 | 114 | 85 | 24 | 5 |
1571 | Forget the food. Your time is up! | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1572 | Go for the chocolate cake! | 1.2981 | 0.04904 | 104 | 75 | 27 | 2 |
1573 | Go ahead...keep drinking mayo out of the jar. | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1574 | Those calories really do count! | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1575 | That cheesecake looks heavenly. | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
1576 | There was a fly in my soup | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
1577 | Just, please, don't eat the leftover goulash! | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
1578 | Pardon me, but I believe I'm first in line. | 1.2979 | 0.05202 | 94 | 68 | 24 | 2 |
1579 | Go ahead. Life's too short. Trust me. | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1580 | I'm feeling a spicy pickle crazy dream vibe for tonight | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1581 | Remember you are lactose intolerant. | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1582 | Go a bit fancy. That truck will be hitting you before breakfast | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1583 | No more of those mushrooms for us... | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
1584 | Ice cream float! | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
1585 | Unless you want to turn into me, keep away from the potato salad. | 1.2973 | 0.06002 | 74 | 54 | 18 | 2 |
1586 | Live a little. Drink the regular. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1587 | Sorry- I ate all the angels food cake. | 1.2973 | 0.05519 | 111 | 85 | 19 | 7 |
1588 | Yes, I'm your guardian angel. But if you split it with me I'll just keep it between the two of us this time. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1589 | Pro tip: Don’t eat the potato salad. | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
1590 | I'll have some of that devil's food cake for a change, please. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1591 | But if you do choose to drink directly from the milk carton, I’ll know. | 1.2970 | 0.05179 | 101 | 74 | 24 | 3 |
1592 | You’re not really hungry Bob. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1593 | The answer is 'nothing.' Unless you want to go to the bathroom three times before dawn, the answer is 'nothing.' | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
1594 | Super-ego, please… last junk food night… | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1595 | We have a Tee-time with God in the morning. | 1.2967 | 0.06720 | 91 | 73 | 9 | 9 |
1596 | Sure, I get a guardian angel from Weight Watchers.... | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1597 | Don’t just stand there with the door open. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1598 | Sorry, I thought this was the light at the end of the tunnel | 1.2966 | 0.05424 | 118 | 91 | 19 | 8 |
1599 | Good evening - I'm your virtual weight-watcher. | 1.2963 | 0.05399 | 81 | 58 | 22 | 1 |
1600 | If I were you….oh, wait, I am. | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1601 | Stay away from the kraut! It’s nothing but gas! | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1602 | I bet you hope this is a dream | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1603 | That meatloaf will come back to haunt you! | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
1604 | How come we weigh the same even though I burn more calories than you do? | 1.2959 | 0.05068 | 98 | 71 | 25 | 2 |
1605 | It is I, the ghost of leftovers past | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1606 | you might as well have it...I happen to know you've only got 10 minutes left on earth! | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1607 | Oh, PORTION control - not apparition control. My mistake. | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1608 | As your Guardian Lite Angel I’m suggesting go easy on the Gorgonzola and forget the chocolate | 1.2955 | 0.05399 | 88 | 64 | 22 | 2 |
1609 | I was told to look towards the light. | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1610 | Oh for God’s sake! Go ahead- it’s a pandemic! | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
1611 | I'm the first ghost of leftovers past. | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1612 | Forget food, let's have a drink. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1613 | If you eat the expired mayonnaise you can float through walls. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1614 | Ever wondered what you would have for your last dinner? | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1615 | Make it for two... | 1.2952 | 0.05228 | 105 | 78 | 23 | 4 |
1616 | Close the door and fly away with me. | 1.2952 | 0.05730 | 105 | 81 | 17 | 7 |
1617 | Hey, just because I'm here, doesn't mean you have to eat for two. | 1.2952 | 0.05050 | 105 | 77 | 25 | 3 |
1618 | I am the ghost of snacking future. Throw out the Mayo! | 1.2952 | 0.04865 | 105 | 76 | 27 | 2 |
1619 | we were right: totally worth it | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
1620 | Midnight appa-rations | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1621 | Any chicken soup? | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1622 | Don’t even THINK about eating that raw cookie dough | 1.2949 | 0.06854 | 78 | 61 | 11 | 6 |
1623 | Are you sure you want to use your last wish on some extra salami? | 1.2949 | 0.05508 | 78 | 56 | 21 | 1 |
1624 | I come with your full subscription to Noom. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1625 | Your Better Self says “ forget it and go back to bed”! | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1626 | Is it safe to come back yet? | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1627 | You again? | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1628 | It wasn't a two-bite brownie after all | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1629 | I'm craving those Twinkies you saved in the freezer in 1969 | 1.2946 | 0.05476 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
1630 | I just had a light snack. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1631 | Nothing too heavy. It makes us dream. | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
1632 | You're still going to look like me in the future no matter what you choose. | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1633 | Greetings. I’m the hologram app on your new smart fridge | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1634 | I said the strong box not the ice box. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1635 | The light goes out, trust me I checked. | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1636 | Yes, right! Better late than never | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1637 | I know what you did last summer | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1638 | I’ll have what you should not. | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1639 | Could you make me a float? | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1640 | The ghost of waistlines past. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1641 | I’m the ghost of Christmas future, do not go near that drumstick. | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
1642 | How many times are you going to open the fridge to see if that piece of pie has returned | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
1643 | Hey, I was here first. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1644 | I'm you from the future. The egg salad IS too old. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1645 | Every time a refrigerator door swings, a chubby angel gets his wings. | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
1646 | I can recommend the angel food cake. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1647 | Find anything past the expiration date? | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
1648 | I am the ghost from past diets. Do you really want that midnight snack? | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
1649 | For dessert, I'm going to go with the angel food. | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
1650 | I think the mushrooms are expired. | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1651 | I am the Ghost of Corned Beef Future. | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1652 | Trust me. I'm you -- just a few pounds heavier. Go for the cake. | 1.2927 | 0.05345 | 82 | 59 | 22 | 1 |
1653 | Does the light really stay on when you close the door? | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1654 | No, I'm just your ordinary refrigerator angel, and I'm here to tell you that no matter how much you paid for it, broccolini is still broccoli, even if it is cuter and sounds more sophisticated. | 1.2927 | 0.06829 | 82 | 65 | 10 | 7 |
1655 | “Tonight you will be visited by three trips to the bathroom.” | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1656 | The Macy's Parade dream again. | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1657 | Try the air crisps - they are so light! | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1658 | Of course I'm your fairy god-mother. Go ahead, eat whatever you feel like. You deserve it. | 1.2925 | 0.05682 | 106 | 82 | 17 | 7 |
1659 | He,this is cool! I’m YOU, from the future! | 1.2925 | 0.05522 | 106 | 81 | 19 | 6 |
1660 | Take it from me. If you eat those beans you will have gas. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1661 | As the ghost of your future self... Late night snacking is a killer. | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1662 | I’m just saying, I wouldn’t recommend that slice of Devil’s food cake. | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1663 | I had a dream about Marc Chagall... | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
1664 | Go for the chicken salad. It’s lighter than air. | 1.2917 | 0.06091 | 96 | 75 | 14 | 7 |
1665 | You die of undetected syphilis. Have the ice cream. | 1.2917 | 0.06268 | 96 | 76 | 12 | 8 |
1666 | Make my eggs light and fluffy | 1.2917 | 0.05112 | 96 | 70 | 24 | 2 |
1667 | Well, since you asked, the chicken parmesan is to die for. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1668 | Step back from the chocolate cheesecake, and I'll steer clear of that big tunnel of light. | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
1669 | I am the ghost of last week's dairy. Check the sell-by dates on all your deli meats. | 1.2917 | 0.05112 | 96 | 70 | 24 | 2 |
1670 | I am the ghost of casseroles past their prime. | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1671 | Dinner for two! | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
1672 | The Gaspacho is Heavenly | 1.2917 | 0.06091 | 96 | 75 | 14 | 7 |
1673 | The meatloaf is now literally to die for | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1674 | I can't believe it's not butter! | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1675 | I am the ghost of repast past. | 1.2913 | 0.05627 | 103 | 79 | 18 | 6 |
1676 | Everytime it beeps George, an angel gets their wings. | 1.2913 | 0.05793 | 103 | 80 | 16 | 7 |
1677 | I am you from the future, please leave me a breakfast burrito. | 1.2913 | 0.05094 | 103 | 76 | 24 | 3 |
1678 | I felt like something light. | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
1679 | The angel food cake is all gone - so sorry! | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1680 | Got a slice of angel food cake in there?" | 1.2911 | 0.05450 | 79 | 57 | 21 | 1 |
1681 | I’m your out of body experience and I’m hungry too. Pass the salami. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1682 | Sleep walking and sleep eating. But never sleep exercising! | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1683 | Yes, normally I’d come for you with the horns, trident and all the demons, but hey, it’s your birthday! | 1.2907 | 0.05453 | 86 | 63 | 21 | 2 |
1684 | You might want to go back to bed. | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1685 | Choose wisely: jar number 1 or jar number 2. | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1686 | I told you that casserole would come back to haunt you! | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1687 | When hell freezes over | 1.2907 | 0.05453 | 86 | 63 | 21 | 2 |
1688 | Turns out that’s what they mean by perishable | 1.2907 | 0.05196 | 86 | 62 | 23 | 1 |
1689 | Just a thought. The coffee may be a little strong this morning. | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
1690 | Careful, the mayonnaise will give you gas | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1691 | I'm you, an hour from now: don't eat the expired mayonnaise! | 1.2903 | 0.04962 | 124 | 94 | 24 | 6 |
1692 | I just wanted to remind you that what you do now will affect your future. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1693 | Skipping late night snacks is key to losing weight. On the other hand, Bruno ponders whether being weightless is anything to aspire to. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1694 | You really should get a screen put on this window | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
1695 | Psst, you should check the expiration date on that deli meat. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1696 | ‘It’s butter’ | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
1697 | I’m so sorry I’m late Bob, my last Zoom of the day ran over. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
1698 | I wouldn't eat that leftover burrito if I were you | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1699 | Wait until Christmas. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1700 | The legalizations are great! I now know what it means to be high. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
1701 | I am your higher self. Close the refrigerator door. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
1702 | I’m pretty sure you can’t disable the conscience feature on your new smart refrigerator. But lay off the cream cheese. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1703 | Sometimes a refrigerator is just a refrigerator. | 1.2897 | 0.05477 | 107 | 82 | 19 | 6 |
1704 | Whatever you do, don’t try the leftover ham | 1.2897 | 0.05313 | 107 | 81 | 21 | 5 |
1705 | Go ahead. Drink the milk. The kids will never know. | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
1706 | I still dream about midnight snacking. | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1707 | Turns out we are allergic | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1708 | The commercial was right, it’s so good my soul really did leave my body! | 1.2895 | 0.04781 | 114 | 84 | 27 | 3 |
1709 | Don’t eat the wings! | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1710 | I can't believe you're back for more of the peyote salad. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1711 | This is why you can’t see your swollen testicles | 1.2892 | 0.06534 | 83 | 65 | 12 | 6 |
1712 | I wonder if any of this is actually soul food | 1.2892 | 0.05292 | 83 | 60 | 22 | 1 |
1713 | A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. | 1.2889 | 0.05058 | 90 | 65 | 24 | 1 |
1714 | You're not going to find the angel's food cake. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1715 | The cheese...the yogurt...I'm not sure which one did it. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1716 | The tuna casserole’s fine; it’s the 6am yoga that does us in. | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
1717 | Two words. Tartar sauce. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1718 | If I’m not dreaming then you must be. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
1719 | No breakfast for me I'm on a weightless program." | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1720 | Trust me. There's just no such thing as too much mayonnaise... | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
1721 | I'm the ghost of weight gain yet to come. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1722 | Let me give you some advice. | 1.2887 | 0.06211 | 97 | 77 | 12 | 8 |
1723 | Anti gravity ice cream? | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
1724 | Frank, I'm from the future. Believe me when I say that the world is hinging on whether you eat that mozzarella tonight. | 1.2885 | 0.05579 | 104 | 80 | 18 | 6 |
1725 | I know it looks delicious, but don't eat the meatloaf! | 1.2883 | 0.04683 | 111 | 81 | 28 | 2 |
1726 | I'm you from the future. Just wanna ask you to close the refrigerator door. | 1.2879 | 0.07406 | 66 | 52 | 9 | 5 |
1727 | Ixnay on the ilkmay. | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
1728 | The angel and devil are both on vacation. I'm a moderate. | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
1729 | It is I, the Ghost of Christmas Past-Midnight Snacks. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1730 | SNACKING WHEN ITS VERY LATE MEANS TUBBY GUY WILL BE YOUR FATE | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1731 | You know I don't like heavy meals | 1.2875 | 0.05680 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
1732 | Weight! Weight! | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1733 | The milk’s expiration date is fine—yours, however....” | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
1734 | Ghost of Lockdowns Past, Present, AND Future | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1735 | And if you shut your eyes, I disappear | 1.2875 | 0.05394 | 80 | 58 | 21 | 1 |
1736 | Psst, make that snack for two. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1737 | Maybe try the cake without the mold this time. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1738 | Grab the donuts | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
1739 | Enjoy that full refrigerator while you can. American Socialism will soon destroy that luxury. Fight the Commie bastards, or they will kill you! | 1.2872 | 0.06527 | 94 | 76 | 9 | 9 |
1740 | I'm from next year's physical exam. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1741 | As the Ghost of Diabetes Yet to Come, might I suggest you try a carrot? | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1742 | The chiffon cake is especially light this week. Be careful. | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1743 | Hey, eat up. God’s into fat dudes. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1744 | Future you doesn’t need those extra 10 pounds. | 1.2871 | 0.04943 | 101 | 74 | 25 | 2 |
1745 | I'm your alter ego: close the door, go back to bed, count sheep. | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1746 | Normally I’d be planning to leave you sleepless, awash with waves of regret until dawn but those blueberry scones are to die for. Don’t forget the mascarpone … second shelf in the back. | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
1747 | Make mine a root beer float. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1748 | Since it's your dream let's have the left over pastrami? | 1.2857 | 0.05507 | 84 | 62 | 20 | 2 |
1749 | I'm your covid conscience, do whatever the hell you want. | 1.2857 | 0.05356 | 119 | 93 | 18 | 8 |
1750 | Not hovering, as much as just sayin' that this really isn't a good idea. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1751 | I'm your ghost of late night refrigerator past.....it's not too late to return to Weight Watchers.... | 1.2857 | 0.04959 | 84 | 60 | 24 | 0 |
1752 | Your conscience reminding you that none of that is yours. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
1753 | Is there any lasagna left? | 1.2857 | 0.05250 | 91 | 67 | 22 | 2 |
1754 | You know eating late makes us gaseous | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1755 | Choose wisely. | 1.2857 | 0.05502 | 77 | 56 | 20 | 1 |
1756 | Grubhub. Grubhub. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1757 | Trust me: the milk is expired. | 1.2857 | 0.05507 | 84 | 62 | 20 | 2 |
1758 | The expiration dates are just a suggestion. | 1.2857 | 0.04959 | 84 | 60 | 24 | 0 |
1759 | You really shouldn't astral project on an empty stomach. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1760 | Can I float a better idea by you? | 1.2857 | 0.07377 | 70 | 56 | 8 | 6 |
1761 | Living the dream baby, living the dream. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1762 | I am the Ghost of Diets Past. Touch my robe and let’s get a freakin’ pizza! | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
1763 | And that, my friend, is why we should've stuck to diet soda. | 1.2857 | 0.05250 | 91 | 67 | 22 | 2 |
1764 | You have a really bad case of Covid. So enjoy this meal. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
1765 | I am the ghost of heartburn that is to come. | 1.2857 | 0.06110 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 6 |
1766 | The snacks are better next door. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1767 | The answer to your hunger isn’t in there. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1768 | I'd avoid the pot roast - it didn't keep as well as we had hoped. | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1769 | The problem with getting high is it gives you the munchies. | 1.2857 | 0.07653 | 70 | 57 | 6 | 7 |
1770 | I'm the Ghost of Cheesecake Present and I ate the last piece. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1771 | I’m your fairy fat brother. Got any cheese? | 1.2857 | 0.05507 | 84 | 62 | 20 | 2 |
1772 | Don’t do it! If you interrupt a sex dream for a snack there’s no going back. | 1.2857 | 0.06306 | 91 | 72 | 12 | 7 |
1773 | These ARE the Pearly Gates! | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1774 | Finish the pie and you can join me. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1775 | Make the mistake of your choice. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1776 | The taco truck is just three blocks away. | 1.2857 | 0.05025 | 98 | 72 | 24 | 2 |
1777 | There is an afterlife. Go for it! | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
1778 | Hey you know all those cows you ate, they really dislike us there up top | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1779 | Enjoy your last ice-cream | 1.2857 | 0.06110 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 6 |
1780 | Go for the cheesecake. We only lived once. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1781 | Try the leftover potato salad, it's killer! | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1782 | We need milk | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1783 | I am the ghost of five minutes ago. No new food has appeared in the fridge | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
1784 | Astral projection diet is out of this world | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1785 | The brownies really are heavenly | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1786 | Your dream self is on a diet. | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1787 | If you can see me you'll close that door right now and contemplate your future. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1788 | The better angel of your nature recommends the leftover vegan paella. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1789 | Self, if you eat at this hour, you'll throw off your intermittent fasting schedule | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1790 | Eat the pie and you die! | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1791 | My dietitian recommended I bring emotional awareness when eating | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1792 | You'll be sorry in the morning | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1793 | Everything ok? I saw the Fridge-signal | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
1794 | when gluttonous multiverses converge | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1795 | I didn’t mean go towards the fridge light. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1796 | Stay away from the mushrooms, which is why we're having this conservation in the first place! | 1.2841 | 0.06455 | 88 | 70 | 11 | 7 |
1797 | Whatever you pick,make it for two. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1798 | How about a Bud Light, Bud? | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1799 | I am the Ghost of Future Snacks. | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
1800 | You won't find any there. Try the drug cabinet | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
1801 | I’m “The Ghost of Cholesterol Future” | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
1802 | You really have to try this fasting diet! | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1803 | Don’t eat the seven-week-old coooouscoooous. | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
1804 | Super size us! | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1805 | Got Froyo? | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
1806 | No, expiration dates and best by are not the same thing | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
1807 | Turns out you weren't just chocolate intolerant | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1808 | Be careful, that food will repeat on you. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1809 | I’m here to share your last meal. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1810 | I loved the angelic choirs, shimmering light and boundless harmony, but I needed a snack. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1811 | Intermission is almost over. | 1.2840 | 0.05339 | 81 | 59 | 21 | 1 |
1812 | Any angel hair in there? | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
1813 | Larry, yes, I'm your conscience, and I'm also pre-diabetic. So ease up on the cheesecake. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
1814 | Keep on searchin', Guy. There ain't no pie in the sky. | 1.2832 | 0.04944 | 113 | 85 | 24 | 4 |
1815 | Forget the ghost peppers. You need to trust me on this. You'll be up forever. | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
1816 | How do you think I got here, pal? | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
1817 | You said you were becoming vegan after that podcast | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
1818 | There are no such things as good and bad angels, only us guilt trippers. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
1819 | Anything substantial in there? | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
1820 | Save me a cookie. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
1821 | What did you think, Alter-egos don’t snack? | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
1822 | They told me not to go into the light, but easier said than done, amiright? | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1823 | Do I smell Angel food cake? | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1824 | Be sure to watch out for toothpicks in the leftover sandwich. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1825 | I see you got my message ! | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1826 | Don't touch the cannoli. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1827 | I'd advise a very light snack. Nothing that'll weigh you down. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1828 | Tina doesn't make the rules. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1829 | Yes I have the munchies. Why do you ask? | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
1830 | You got a problem and sleep-eating is not an option. | 1.2824 | 0.05189 | 85 | 62 | 22 | 1 |
1831 | Skip the egg salad, you'll thank me later. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
1832 | Go ahead..calories don't count after midnight. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1833 | Go ahead. Have the dessert. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
1834 | You look vaguely familiar. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1835 | Hey, you know what you should try? Kombucha! | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1836 | This is what I get for taking the red pill | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1837 | Knock Knock"....Ur dead! | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
1838 | Just go ahead and eat all that. | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
1839 | I'm your Dickensian accountability buddy. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1840 | Don’t look back at regret. Just do it! | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
1841 | oh, don't mind me, please go ahead | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
1842 | Go for it—food's great up here and you can't die twice. | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
1843 | Ask yourself my friend: Do you eat to live or do you live to eat? | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1844 | Just because I'm an illusion doesn't mean you can't hand me a pickle. | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
1845 | How about some more of those special brownies? | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
1846 | I didn't believe in near-death experiences, but here I am watching you about to eat the fourth unhealthy snack of the evening. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
1847 | Think of me as your wingman. | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
1848 | Remember that left-over poached salmon in Hollandaise sauce from last week? | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1849 | I thought we were putting a mirror on the fridge door? | 1.2816 | 0.05758 | 103 | 81 | 15 | 7 |
1850 | I am the ghost of your future weight about 20 pounds from now. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1851 | If you're looking for the horse paste, I ate it all. | 1.2812 | 0.06052 | 96 | 76 | 13 | 7 |
1852 | Hey, your sense of guilt here. May I join? | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1853 | Mind checking the date on the milk while you’re in there? | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
1854 | Ivermectin gives you wiiiings. | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1855 | Can you spare an egg for your alter ego? | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1856 | Be warned! I'm the Ghost of Belly Future. | 1.2809 | 0.05051 | 89 | 65 | 23 | 1 |
1857 | Yes, it is I, the ghost of leftovers past | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1858 | Are you gonna finish that? | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1859 | You’re still asleep. You don’t know what you’re doing. You can eat everything you want. | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1860 | Yes. The light still works Paul. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1861 | Spoiler alert: you’re going to be disappointed. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1862 | I'm the Ghost of Late Night Snacks Past. | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1863 | Any angel food in there? | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1864 | You might want to avoid the egg salad. | 1.2805 | 0.05285 | 82 | 60 | 21 | 1 |
1865 | Quick, you've got to get back to our dream. We're about to win an Oscar for Best Picture! | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1866 | Consceince, shmonscience, eat that last piece of cheesecake. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1867 | You must try the Peter Pan peanut butter. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1868 | Just eat that turkey wing and find out what happens. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1869 | How about some more Dream Whip? | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
1870 | This is what they mean by “Enter the light”. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1871 | As your doppelgänger, I feel it’s my duty to warn you that eating after ten may keep you up at night. | 1.2800 | 0.05554 | 75 | 55 | 19 | 1 |
1872 | I'm your Fitbit's virtual snack blocker app. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1873 | Surprise me | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
1874 | No snacks for you. Not on my watch. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1875 | You don't really think eating the rest of the lasagna is going to kill you, right? | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1876 | In my dream, you are still asleep. | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
1877 | I'm trying to enter the caption contest. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1878 | The sweet treats aren’t what take us out. Go for it. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1879 | You’ll fly, but it doesn’t give you wings | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1880 | Are you sure you don't just have to pee? | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1881 | Go ahead and open the freezer, you know you want the ice cream. | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
1882 | Totally worth it. | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
1883 | You checked every expiration date but your own. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1884 | Waist not, want not? | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1885 | How about veggies or fruit ? I’ll leave when you start laughing. | 1.2791 | 0.05139 | 86 | 63 | 22 | 1 |
1886 | The cake was worth it ! | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1887 | There's no milk. So you're having an "out of latte" experience. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1888 | Remember to check the expiration date. | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
1889 | Don`t eat anything that could keep me up at night. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1890 | I’m your conscience, Fred—and I am STARVING. | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
1891 | Go ahead…we’re all wearing sweat pants and pajamas for the foreseeable future. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1892 | Seriously, Mike, will you get vaccinated now? | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1893 | ‘The Covid Vaccine is a Hoax’ | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1894 | Ghoulash again? | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1895 | Stop ghosting people. It’s giving us a bad name. | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1896 | You made yourself a float! | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1897 | You know you want to. | 1.2785 | 0.05075 | 79 | 57 | 22 | 0 |
1898 | It’s time to let go. Give me the ketchup packets. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1899 | Trust me, there's no point in worry about your diet. | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
1900 | The milk IS spoiled | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1901 | It only works if you have a light snack. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
1902 | I’m the ghost of midnight snacks past and I’m taking you on a journey to revisit your impulsive eating habits of the last two dozen years. | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
1903 | Can you grab me a yogurt for the road? I get so hungry when I'm having an out of body experience. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
1904 | You rang? | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1905 | No, actually, the future. Don't we look good!? | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1906 | No fridge too far on my watch. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1907 | I'm the ghost of coronary future. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1908 | I am The Ghost of Midnight Snacks Past... and Present. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1909 | To eat, or not to eat? That is the question—whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer…wait…do I see apple cobbler? | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
1910 | Hint: The milk’s expired. | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
1911 | O, shush! It would help our waistline if you went back to bed . . empty-handed. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1912 | I'm the ghost of National Cinnamon Raisin Bread Day future. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1913 | I can see that we both have been thinking of that cheesecake. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
1914 | Don't touch my mojo. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1915 | Hey, don’t look at me. I can’t remember what you got out of bed to eat either. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
1916 | I thought I was dead hungry | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1917 | As your conscience, I'm guiding you to GO FOR IT! | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1918 | You're already dead but just don't know it. Eat as many calories as you'd like. | 1.2772 | 0.05650 | 101 | 79 | 16 | 6 |
1919 | I am your conscience lite. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1920 | Try the pesto, it is a full-on out-of-body experience! | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1921 | Dibs on the angel cake! | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
1922 | Is that keto friendly? | 1.2771 | 0.05231 | 83 | 61 | 21 | 1 |
1923 | Seconds ago you choked on that chicken wing. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1924 | What you’re looking for isn’t in there. Trust me. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1925 | Enjoy it, buddy... You're gonna be surprised by the scarcity of brand-name mayonnaise in heaven." | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1926 | I am your ghost of Christmas Snacks… | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1927 | That leftover sushi will be the death of you. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1928 | They only have “everything.” | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1929 | You don’t really want that week-old pad Thai, trust us. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1930 | The pickles will give you gas. Trust me. | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
1931 | If you're looking for the mushrooms, I already got to them. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
1932 | Goodnight, Spoon! | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
1933 | And guess what happens if you turn on the faucet. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
1934 | I’d choose the soul food if you’ve got it. | 1.2763 | 0.07157 | 76 | 62 | 7 | 7 |
1935 | Just ignore me. I fly in my sleep. | 1.2763 | 0.05493 | 76 | 56 | 19 | 1 |
1936 | Expired. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
1937 | But will you love me tomorrow? | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
1938 | This is the end my only friend the end | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
1939 | You chose the leftover sushi ten minutes ago, and now you're me! | 1.2755 | 0.05942 | 98 | 78 | 13 | 7 |
1940 | We have to stop eating like this! | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1941 | I’m the ghost of Mid-Night Snacks Present . . . Did you say Crab Cake? | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1942 | The Feta has expired. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1943 | This is your conscience talking. You're too fat. Close the door. | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
1944 | You going to eat that? | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
1945 | She already threw out the cake, I checked” | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
1946 | You may be wondering what perpendicular universe brought me here. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
1947 | Pace it out. you have another 6 months of covid-19 quarantine. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
1948 | It’s not what you think, but it’s not good either. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
1949 | On second thought, have the cheesecake. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1950 | The road to well is paved with good intentions. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1951 | Mallomars | 1.2747 | 0.04958 | 91 | 67 | 23 | 1 |
1952 | Dale there's no such thing as a snack genie. You're an alcoholic. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1953 | To be (FAT) Or not To be (FAT) | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1954 | Shut the door. What we want is in the freezer. It’s called “ice cream” | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1955 | Yeah, Angel Food cake would be acceptable . . . | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1956 | It's me, the ghost of Indigestion Future. | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
1957 | Pass the angel food cake. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1958 | I'm the Ghost of Custard Past. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1959 | Angel of Guilt always knows when to appear | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1960 | Do we have Soul food? | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1961 | I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
1962 | I told you that snack was too lite. | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
1963 | If you're looking for the special brownies, I already ate them. | 1.2740 | 0.05606 | 73 | 54 | 18 | 1 |
1964 | Close that fucking door! | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
1965 | Yes, it is, way past expiration. | 1.2740 | 0.05606 | 73 | 54 | 18 | 1 |
1966 | Trust me, you don’t want to drink that milk. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1967 | The angel food cake is heavenly. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1968 | Don't eat the angel-food cake. | 1.2738 | 0.05179 | 84 | 62 | 21 | 1 |
1969 | I could go for a beer! | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1970 | I'm the Spirit of Heart Attack Past. I'm just here to warn you against the leftover meatball sandwich. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1971 | You drank the spoiled milk and you see two of me again don't you? Shadi Kafi Denver, CO | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
1972 | Greg! The heaven of gluttony lies in hell. | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
1973 | You’ve already opened it three times. What makes you think I can magically make food appear? | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1974 | I just wanted to tell you that everyone is wrong. | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
1975 | I'm from the future - here to tell you not to eat the leftover chicken tonight. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1976 | Don’t regret what you eat. What if you die tomorrow? | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1977 | Are you sure? Our pajamas are already too tight" | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1978 | Tomorrow night you do the lucid dreaming and I'll have the snacks. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1979 | You may have taken too many Ambien after all | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1980 | Boy are you in luck. I know how to make a killer sandwich. | 1.2727 | 0.04775 | 88 | 64 | 24 | 0 |
1981 | You may want to throw away that sushi. | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1982 | I'm the ghost of two weeks from now. You might as well eat the rest of the cake. | 1.2727 | 0.05888 | 99 | 79 | 13 | 7 |
1983 | The banana cream pie. | 1.2727 | 0.05041 | 88 | 65 | 22 | 1 |
1984 | Those biscuits really are light and fluffy! | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
1985 | Try the spoiled mushrooms. | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
1986 | A Tums may be just as satisfying. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
1987 | If you 're waiting for my permission, try the ice cream. | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
1988 | You forgot your Beano … | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
1989 | In a perpendicular universe the crab dip’s still good. | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
1990 | Close the fridge or I'll be forced to send in the ghost of gastric bypass future. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1991 | I wouldn’t do that if I were you. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1992 | Remember to check the ‘use by’ date. | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
1993 | Hi, I’m you from that pharmaceutical commercial. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
1994 | You’ll get gas… | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
1995 | Trust me, you finish the cereal and you get your children screaming all morning long. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1996 | Pssst, Mable hid the brownies in the vegetable bin. | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
1997 | Anything but the deviled ham for me. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1998 | Go ahead, have a beer! You only live- uh, twice. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1999 | I'm from the future. Go easy on the mayo. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2000 | Don't eat the yogurt. | 1.2717 | 0.04913 | 92 | 68 | 23 | 1 |
2001 | Better brown bag it! | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2002 | I’m the ghost of your metabolism’s future | 1.2717 | 0.04913 | 92 | 68 | 23 | 1 |
2003 | So which will we regret tonight | 1.2717 | 0.06202 | 92 | 74 | 11 | 7 |
2004 | That week-old ramen will be your undoing... But still it was worth it | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2005 | Late night conversation with your "better" angel | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2006 | That diet we're on? It's probably a cheat night. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2007 | Hey, spice up the lasagne with some ghost peppers! | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2008 | The left over pork chops are to die for. | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2009 | I don't know why I'm floating, but it's probably because you forgot to take your schizophrenia pills. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2010 | The leftover shellfish is killer! | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2011 | Cut me a piece of that Chocolate Cream Pie too. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2012 | Take it from your former self...don't eat that week old potato salad. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2013 | Don’t touch the coke | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2014 | Go for it. You're alive for a fun time, not a long time. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2015 | Me? I'm your late-night snack angel. Try the lower shelf. | 1.2710 | 0.05566 | 107 | 85 | 15 | 7 |
2016 | That ‘Use by’ date really does suck… | 1.2708 | 0.05017 | 96 | 72 | 22 | 2 |
2017 | Don't worry... I am just an undigested bit of beef or a fragment of an underdone potato. | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
2018 | The ghost of Pad Thai past visits Tom to warn him about the yogurt’s expiration date. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2019 | Skynet becomes self aware at 2:14 AM Eastern time on August 29th. Haha oh man, I'm just kidding. We loved that movie. You're going to get hit by an Amazon delivery van tomorrow. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
2020 | I am the Ghost of Leftovers Past Due. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2021 | I am the ghost of the not-so-distant future you, unless you stay off the mayo. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2022 | What the hell....go for the cheesecake with cream topping................it's behind the yogurt " | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2023 | Yeah, I know you've been told you have no conscience, but hey I'm here for the beer. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2024 | Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo, the yogurt is now Cherries Garcia! | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2025 | I'll take mine with mayo and onions. Hold the gravity. | 1.2706 | 0.04847 | 85 | 62 | 23 | 0 |
2026 | I think the “drink by” date expired on that Bud Light. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2027 | You think I'm scary? Wait 'til you see the Ghost of Midnight Snacks Yet to Come | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2028 | Are you thinking what I'm thinking? | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2029 | You must try the ricin beans. They're heavenly! | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2030 | Go ahead. Trust me, it's worth it. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2031 | Opening the fridge again thinking some sort of fairy refilled it | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2032 | Pour me a double | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2033 | Yes! The cheesecake is to die for. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2034 | I'm your diet fairy. Close that door now and go to bed! | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2035 | Giving up on intermittent fasting? | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2036 | Trust me, don't chose the week-old tuna fish | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
2037 | Try the ghost peppers. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2038 | i recommend calling a delivery service. | 1.2700 | 0.04894 | 100 | 75 | 23 | 2 |
2039 | Just getting a head start on your near-death experience. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
2040 | take it from me, you don’t need to cram shredded mozzarella cheese in your mouth to feel alive. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
2041 | So yeah, that bean dip in back that looks scrum-dilly-icious? Two words for you: expiration date | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2042 | In heaven the food comes right out of the tv. | 1.2697 | 0.06140 | 89 | 71 | 12 | 6 |
2043 | Look, you go back to sleep and l'll do the eating | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2044 | Yes, I am the gas of Christmas Past. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2045 | I’m your gastro-conscience | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2046 | I'm the ghost of snacks past. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2047 | The Hunger Games. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2048 | Have you lost weight? | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
2049 | Who knew eating this late would make you a medium? | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2050 | As the Ghost of Cheesecake Past, may I suggest the merest dusting of cocoa powder? | 1.2692 | 0.06748 | 78 | 63 | 9 | 6 |
2051 | The nourishment of the body is food, while the nourishment of the soul is feeding others. Feed the dog. | 1.2692 | 0.05374 | 78 | 58 | 19 | 1 |
2052 | Everytime a refrigerator light goes on, an angel gets indigestion. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2053 | Let's do takeout for a change. | 1.2692 | 0.05374 | 78 | 58 | 19 | 1 |
2054 | Be careful Syd, light midnight snacks always keep me up. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
2055 | Did you put the trash cans out? | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2056 | I am yourself from 20 minutes in the future. Don't eat the eggplant. | 1.2688 | 0.05949 | 93 | 74 | 13 | 6 |
2057 | Future Me: Go for it you only have ten to live. Now Me: Ten what? Ten years? Ten months? Future Me: 9...8...7... | 1.2688 | 0.05949 | 93 | 74 | 13 | 6 |
2058 | You are about to be visited this night by three ghosts: the ghost of diet's past, the ghost of diet's present and the ghost of diet's future. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2059 | I suggest trying something to bring you down. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2060 | You are so weird from this perspective. | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2061 | I am am the ghost of repast | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2062 | I need to gain some weight. What's your excuse? | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2063 | Leave that sushi alone! | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2064 | go for the ice cream...it's worth it" | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2065 | I highly recommend making a coke float for yourself | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2066 | Hi, past me, thank you for those brownies! | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2067 | All of a sudden, the spirit is willing. | 1.2683 | 0.06504 | 82 | 66 | 10 | 6 |
2068 | Hello, I’m your conscience. Go back to bed, you’re fat” | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2069 | It’s not the door to heaven but it’ll do George | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2070 | 'Heaven can wait.' | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2071 | Remember me? I'm your guilty conscience. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2072 | No cheese, you'll have strange dreams. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2073 | I am the ghost of saturated fats. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2074 | Listen man, tooth fairy and I need a little privacy down here. Can you go back to bed? | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2075 | Don’t think twice, it’s all right…” | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2076 | I've found leftovers taste better on the Astral plane | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2077 | Don’t eat the expired cheese! | 1.2680 | 0.04973 | 97 | 73 | 22 | 2 |
2078 | Red Bull is great for breakfast too! | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
2079 | I'm you from the future, do NOT eat that leftover tuna fish sandwich. | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2080 | Please, nothing with garlic tonite. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2081 | Oh wow! I never got to haunt nobody who looked just like me before! | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
2082 | I am the Ghost of Cravings Yet to Come. | 1.2674 | 0.05078 | 86 | 64 | 21 | 1 |
2083 | Maybe, this once, skip the late night salami sandwich. | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
2084 | Perhaps a visit from the ghost of diets future will motivate you? | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2085 | Please don’t remind me about this in the morning. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2086 | That cheesecake will be the end of you, but trust me, it was worth it | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
2087 | Every choice you make, every food you pick, I'll be watching you. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
2088 | Just you, me, and the gut makes three, Greg. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
2089 | The propellant in Redi-whip is Nitrous Oxide. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2090 | This is why they call it a refr ID gerator. | 1.2667 | 0.05141 | 75 | 55 | 20 | 0 |
2091 | There's supposed to be three of us but the Ghosts of Pandemic Present and Pandemic Yet to Come are in quarantine | 1.2667 | 0.06477 | 90 | 74 | 8 | 8 |
2092 | After eating a pound of cheese cake ask ....”where do you see yourself in 5 years”. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2093 | The leftover spinach soufflé causes gas. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2094 | Go for it. You’ll lose it in the end anyway. | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2095 | In heaven,there is no fridge. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2096 | Just something light for me! | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2097 | Anything but the leftover chicken. | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2098 | Actually, that sushi is not still ok to eat. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2099 | I’m the ghost of E. Coli future, here to remind you the turkey on the middle shelf went bad two weeks ago. | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2100 | I'm the ghost of indigestion--the mayo's gone off. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2101 | I’m telling you, Janet’s deviled eggs are to die for. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2102 | You might want to reconsider eating that bacon double cheeseburger at three in the morning. Just saying. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2103 | I am your guardian angel here to remind you, "You are what you eat." | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2104 | Your angel food cake really did turn out quite spectacularly! | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2105 | I am the ghost of Yom Kippur Present. Are you not fasting this year? | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2106 | Go ahead, Bob. Eat all the cheese. We died about an hour ago. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2107 | Oh yes, let's eat the pizza! Then the cake. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2108 | Yep, the creme caramel is there...right next to the Lipitor | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2109 | Eat anything you want. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2110 | You should try something light like I did. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2111 | Bob, I'm the spirit of what you'd look like if you didn't eat that slice of cake. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2112 | Don’t mind if we do! | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2113 | That expiration says 12 not 21 | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2114 | You might want to save your appetite for later...trust me, the food is out of this world. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2115 | I'm a midnight snack fairy! Oh wait. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2116 | Hello darkness my old friend | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2117 | Try the lite Yogurt | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2118 | Either you’re still dreaming or enough with the Ambien! | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2119 | Go ahead and eat whatever you want. You're going to keel over from a heart attack tomorrow, so you might as well. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2120 | Eat the baloney at your peril. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2121 | Remember to buy milk tomorrow. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2122 | Dude, we are high, it's three in the afternoon! | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2123 | The calories count even if you're having an out-of-body experience. | 1.2651 | 0.06433 | 83 | 67 | 10 | 6 |
2124 | There's an expiration date on the milk for a reason. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2125 | You'll want to skip the pastrami. Trust me. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2126 | Go for it. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2127 | Good news. You can continue your midnight snacks and still look as great as I do. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2128 | Fourth meal of the day | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2129 | Your meme is watching over you. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2130 | Future you ghost tip: the egg salad smells bad because it is bad. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
2131 | I am your future. Midnight snacks killed you. | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2132 | I was up in the recent Space X rocket and things didn't go too well. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2133 | You will be visited by three ghosts tonight. I am the ghost of indigestion future. | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
2134 | If I were you, I wouldn't touch the pasta. | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
2135 | I can't remember what I came here for either. Grab a leftover fortune cookie and that'll solve both our problems. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2136 | I’m the ghost of Christmas leftovers. | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
2137 | Mankind will suffer unless tolerance is learned! Also, your cottage cheese smells a little off. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2138 | Nope. Don’t represent anything other than the way you would look floating in midair. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2139 | Turns out peanut butter actually DOES expire. | 1.2644 | 0.05029 | 87 | 65 | 21 | 1 |
2140 | I told you I've looked for that remote everywhere! | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2141 | You’re just high. | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
2142 | I see you’re still not vegan or gluten free… | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2143 | Whatever you’re having, get two. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2144 | You get hit by a bus next week, eat the cookie | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2145 | How about some of that pound cake? | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
2146 | Noticing you, noticing me. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2147 | Eat it! The buffet up here is spa portions. | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2148 | The clam chowder is to die for | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2149 | Don’t eat the expired bologna. | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
2150 | Your wife is not only great in bed; her pavlova sticks anything! | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
2151 | I'm the ghost of expiration dates past. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2152 | Wrong brownie. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2153 | Look at it this way. If you put on a few more pounds, I won't have to float around so much. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2154 | Trust me, the hydroxychloroquine doesn’t work. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2155 | No, I’m not here to describe your heart attack, and what you could do to prevent it. I’m just hungry. | 1.2632 | 0.05011 | 95 | 72 | 21 | 2 |
2156 | It's not for everyone but this keto thing really worked for me." | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2157 | The expiration date is just a suggestion. | 1.2632 | 0.05011 | 95 | 72 | 21 | 2 |
2158 | I used to be you… | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2159 | The salmon mousse was tasty! | 1.2632 | 0.05419 | 76 | 57 | 18 | 1 |
2160 | I'm the ghost of coronary bypass future. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2161 | Hi, I'm the Angel of Diets. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2162 | They said "towards THE light, not A light" | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2163 | The package does read “mostly boneless” chicken nuggets | 1.2632 | 0.05419 | 76 | 57 | 18 | 1 |
2164 | It turns out the lasagna was more than 4 days old | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2165 | The fridge was a terrible place to store the poison | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2166 | What exactly are you doing here? | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2167 | The hallucinating mushrooms were delicious 😋 | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2168 | Just dropping in for a snack. | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2169 | If l were you l would stay away from the pickles - they can get stuck in your throat.... | 1.2625 | 0.06595 | 80 | 65 | 9 | 6 |
2170 | If you're out of bologna, I'm outta body. | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
2171 | Sugar high, anyone? | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2172 | Be sure to check expiration dates! | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2173 | Toss me some of that Gouda | 1.2625 | 0.04950 | 80 | 59 | 21 | 0 |
2174 | Try that leftover cheesecake and you'll be me in less than a day. | 1.2625 | 0.04950 | 80 | 59 | 21 | 0 |
2175 | Should’ve gotten the place with the dishwasher | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2176 | Looking for a good snack? In your dreams! | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2177 | I'm the ghost of where you'll be in an hour if you don't stop eating all that crap. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
2178 | Can you get me a couple of pickles for the road? | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2179 | Don't touch the foods marked 'light'. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2180 | We were wrong. The turkey WAS bad. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
2181 | Could you please pass the Dream Whip? | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
2182 | Take the bun, leave the cannoli. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2183 | I recommend the mushrooms | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2184 | Turns out the Tinkberbell twins aged even worse | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2185 | In the end, it’s not the ice cream that gets you. Go for it. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
2186 | I'll have what she's having | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2187 | Wrong cliche. "Dream it! Do it!" does not apply to late night refrigerator raids. This is a "You only live once," moment. Trust me. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2188 | That burrito gave me gas like you wouldn't BELIEVE! | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2189 | Guess what? Time travel is real. You're going to regret eating that hard boiled egg & prune danish. | 1.2614 | 0.04980 | 88 | 66 | 21 | 1 |
2190 | This is your Sub-Zero subconscious speaking ... | 1.2614 | 0.04980 | 88 | 66 | 21 | 1 |
2191 | I'll be down in a few minutes. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2192 | Go for the pastrami. Heaven’s gone vegan. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2193 | There’s part of a pint of Häagen-Dazs behind the frozen asparagus. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2194 | I am the ghost of your snacking future. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2195 | I wouldn’t eat those leftovers if I were you | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2196 | Hi, I’m future you, and by that I mean 33,141-heartbeats-from-now you. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2197 | I'm from the near future. Stay away from the egg salad. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2198 | Mind if I join you? | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
2199 | As your identical twin, I'd rather you not put on any more weight. | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2200 | Here’s the good news: the pie is worth it. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2201 | Stick to the almond milk. | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2202 | Pavlov really needs to stop ringing that bell. | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2203 | I appear whenever you eat angle food cake. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2204 | I'm the ghost last night's nightmare. Remember what you had for a midnight snack yesterday. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2205 | I am the ghost of Chocolate cake past | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2206 | As the ghost of your future, I've come to tell you nothing has or will appear since you last looked. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2207 | Hi! I'm the leftovers fairy. Any questions about what's in there? Or when you ate it? I'm sure it's still good. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2208 | You can finish the root beer float | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2209 | I think the milk’s expired | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2210 | Will you still glow after I close the door? | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2211 | It’ll be the last, worst decision you’ll ever make. | 1.2603 | 0.05171 | 73 | 54 | 19 | 0 |
2212 | Long story short, you ate the angel cake. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2213 | I am the Ghost of Midnight Snacks Past. The tiramisu has always been a winner. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2214 | The chicken salad will smell fine...but it's not. Trust me. | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
2215 | I'm the Ghost of Christmas Snacks... | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2216 | I swear, I can just eat whatever I want and I never gain weight. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2217 | Think outside the (ice) box. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2218 | Try the angel food cake light as a feather and won't fill you up! | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2219 | It’s just food, not Rocket Science! | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2220 | Yep, even when it's about dying, the New Yorker ain't about black people! | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2221 | Wait, does this mean that I can snack for two? | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2222 | That left over fried butter on a stick is to die for. | 1.2597 | 0.05030 | 77 | 57 | 20 | 0 |
2223 | Lest you hesitate, may I again remind you that harmless nocturnal indulgences are entirely justified for a man as deserving and buff as you? | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
2224 | psst... the milk's gone bad Bob. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2225 | They are on the second shelf to the right and straight on to morning. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2226 | Barnaby, it's been too long! | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
2227 | Try some angel food cake. It will be uplifting | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2228 | The big guy upstairs wants us to bring along a piece of that chocolate cake. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2229 | You might want to reconsider that | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
2230 | cwab wangoon | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2231 | Nope. It’s still not in there. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2232 | Go ahead and grab that leftover pizza. Cause you won't be dying from diabetes | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2233 | It’s just a dream. Eat the whole cake! | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2234 | definetly worth it. | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
2235 | How about an ice cream float? | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
2236 | Eat, drink, and be merry! For tomorrow... well, you get the idea. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2237 | Keep yer mitts off the cheesecake, Jack! | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2238 | You're letting all the cold air out. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2239 | I am the ghost of last year's fermented shrimp kombu aioli. | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
2240 | Aha! Vegetables only, Carl. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2241 | Let me show you the snacks of midnights yet to come! | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
2242 | I’m the Ghost of Cheat Days Future. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2243 | Set me free...get the fried butter. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2244 | Go ahead. Eat the pie. There are no Republicans up here. | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
2245 | Weigh in tomorrow!!!! | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2246 | Medicinal sleepwalking is no excuse for eating leftover desserts Harry" | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2247 | Hurry up before the “ good you “ flies in ! | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2248 | Don’t touch the salmon mousse. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2249 | It was really good mayonnaise! | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2250 | Don't forget the pastrami. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2251 | Is this your dream or mine? | 1.2588 | 0.05063 | 85 | 64 | 20 | 1 |
2252 | Try the Helium Kombucha! It's just above the top shelf! | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2253 | Keep eating, join me up here! | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2254 | Party of two? | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2255 | Hey, dummy, in your previous life you made bad choices, its late...save yourself tubby | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2256 | You gotta try the helium-filled eclairs! | 1.2584 | 0.04933 | 89 | 67 | 21 | 1 |
2257 | I have no idea who drank all your beer | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2258 | Yes, there is an adults-only Neverland. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2259 | Don’t mind me. I’m just here to hide your car keys. | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
2260 | «If you finish it they might not even remember it was there in the first place!» | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2261 | This is morning you and I beg you to reconsider the spice on that. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2262 | You shouldn't eat the rest of that bottle of milk | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2263 | Go ahead. I'm just something you ate last week. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2264 | I am your future spirit you. That mayo’s gone bad! | 1.2581 | 0.07605 | 62 | 51 | 6 | 5 |
2265 | Try the leftover chicken salad. It’s to die from. | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
2266 | I am the ghost of midnight snacking! | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
2267 | Eat all you want, I'm your Ambien genie. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2268 | The pork belly mac n' cheese is to die for. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2269 | Who brought the brownies? | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2270 | I am the ghost of tomorrow morning. PLEASE do not make yourself a late-night mayo and egg sandwich. | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2271 | Why do I feel like I'm looking over my own shoulder every time I open this fridge? | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2272 | I am the ghost of failed diets past. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2273 | Don't fill up too much, I've got to get back in you. | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
2274 | I wouldn’t have the oysters if I were you … | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2275 | Those midnight snacks'll kill you someday. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2276 | I am the Ghost of Diabetes Future. Go back to bed. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2277 | There are more edibles in the top drawer. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2278 | Yes, and everything on the other side is fat, carb and calorie free. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2279 | Do Not Eat The Schnitzel! | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2280 | Yes, calories still count while sleepwalking. | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2281 | I'm the Ghost of Trips to the Bathroom Yet to Come. | 1.2571 | 0.06956 | 70 | 57 | 8 | 5 |
2282 | It's true...Red Bull really does give you wings!" | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2283 | United we can win this battle | 1.2571 | 0.05262 | 70 | 52 | 18 | 0 |
2284 | Of course, you're dreaming -- the refrigerator's full. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2285 | I just flew in from Overeater's Anonymous and boy, are my arms tired... | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2286 | I am the ghost of William Carlos Williams.… | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2287 | I have dibs on the pie! | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
2288 | „Of course the salad is tastier than that triple brownie” 🥲 | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
2289 | I'm not surprised you need a cold drink. It's 90 degrees in here. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2290 | Marc Chagall’s “The Snacker”. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2291 | I'm the Ghost of Diet Present | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2292 | You should have tossed that potato salad three days ago. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2293 | Aren't those mushrooms tasty? | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2294 | Hm... I wouldn't eat that. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2295 | A moment on the lips, lifetime of hips, whatever…at least you don’t have to do cartoons for the New Yorker…that would suck. | 1.2568 | 0.06954 | 74 | 61 | 7 | 6 |
2296 | Is this one of those out-of-body shaming experiences? | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2297 | The chocolate chip is behind the frozen chicken breast. I already finished the heavenly mocha. Also the tooth fairy says don't forget to brush. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2298 | Don't eat the salami...it gives you gas-- | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2299 | Choose wisely. Remember your high cholesterol, hypertension, diabetes, sleep apnea, obesity, heart palpitations, allergies. It's up to you! | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
2300 | we wear the chains we forge in life | 1.2564 | 0.06689 | 78 | 64 | 8 | 6 |
2301 | Wrong choice, and we are both out of here! | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2302 | I warned you about that tuna | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2303 | Hi, any of that angel cake left? | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2304 | I hope there is enough for both of us. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2305 | Hmmm. Must be an out of body experience. | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
2306 | Come join me!! | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
2307 | I'm a light sleeper. | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
2308 | I'll have butter pecan. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2309 | I'm the Ghost of Day Old Sushi. I'd suggest having an apple instead. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2310 | Hello Herman. It's me, that is, you, from the future. I've come back as a ghost to warn you. Whatever you do, don't die! It's really boring. Like that old dingbat Mrs. Spencer's 9th grade algebra boring...Well, gotta go. I don't have a hall pass. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2311 | Wow, Sharon wasn't kidding about those brownies! | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2312 | Go ahead and make the Duck Pate plate | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2313 | Yes, I'm you, and I always have your back! | 1.2561 | 0.04850 | 82 | 61 | 21 | 0 |
2314 | The expiration date is real. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2315 | Drink the Kool-Aid | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2316 | Hi, I am the ghost of future acid reflux | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2317 | Hey fatso go to bed | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2318 | I see that you're slipping in and out. | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
2319 | The night John realized he might have a problem. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2320 | Pssst! We still love chunky monkey the best! | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2321 | Do you want to split the leftover pasta? | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2322 | You definitely shouldn't have eaten the brown stuff. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2323 | Don't eat that. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2324 | I your after life you will be a telemarketer | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2325 | You might as well indulge now considering how things turn out… | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
2326 | No one believes that your twin brother is a ghost because you sneak around in the middle of night raiding refrigerators. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2327 | This is why we died you obese loser | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2328 | Trust me. Do not eat that weeks-old shrimp-fried rice. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2329 | Oh, I'm your unreliable conscience. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2330 | I'm here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2331 | Yes, the light turns off when you close it. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2332 | Take the full fat butter and forget your cholesterol, the big start is tomorrow anyway | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2333 | I am the ghost of shits yet to come! Beware of the expired milk! | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2334 | I am the ghost of Ralph Two Pounds Heavier. | 1.2551 | 0.04878 | 98 | 75 | 21 | 2 |
2335 | I noticed your light was on… | 1.2551 | 0.04658 | 98 | 74 | 23 | 1 |
2336 | I’ve come back to tell you you’re going to die tomorrow. Go ahead and eat the cake. | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
2337 | It's hard to put the genie back into the bottle once you have opened the fridge. | 1.2542 | 0.07087 | 59 | 47 | 9 | 3 |
2338 | I'm your dream conscience here to tell you you're fat. | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2339 | I come from the future to tell you enjoy | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2340 | One of us must be dreaming. | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2341 | Your choice: A midnight snack or the unbearable lightness of being. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2342 | I'm the ghost of Slimfast past | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2343 | Got any root beer? | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2344 | Don’t eat the deviled eggs. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2345 | I'm the Ghost of your Waistline Future.. now step away from the fridge, Ebeneezer! | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2346 | There's no reason not to now. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2347 | You’re safe, I’ll never judge you… just a quick reminder we went vegan this week | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2348 | I told you, always decide what you want before you open the door. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2349 | I am the ghost of obesity present. | 1.2535 | 0.06867 | 71 | 58 | 8 | 5 |
2350 | Have something you won't regret in the morning. | 1.2535 | 0.05200 | 71 | 53 | 18 | 0 |
2351 | No, I’m the ghost who shuts off the refrigerator light. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2352 | No more salami. It gives me gas. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2353 | Does us both a favor, and don't eat that sushi. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2354 | Whatever you're looking for, I think I already ate it. | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2355 | The ghost of fridgemas past. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2356 | ' 'would you like a devil dog, deviled eggs, devil's food cake, or anything else from hell's kitchen?' | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2357 | Go ahead and have the Angel Food Cake, its Heavenly!!" | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2358 | If I were you, I'd go for that the potato salad from the picnic. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2359 | Hi! I'm your friendly midnight ghost here to get the calories of all you can eat! Go ahead! Be free! | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2360 | It was the milk. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2361 | You took an Ambien before bed remember? | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2362 | The milk is bad. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2363 | Hey, there's nothing to worry about. Just don't drink that milk. | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2364 | Stay away from the light. | 1.2533 | 0.06601 | 75 | 61 | 9 | 5 |
2365 | Top shelf, right side, in the back, buddy. You’re welcome. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2366 | I would not eat another slice of that mushroom pizza. | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2367 | Those angel cakes are for real, huh? | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2368 | Looks like you are out of snacks, sweets and body. | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2369 | You can have the leftover cauliflower, Ill take the slice of apple pie under that cute little domed dish. | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2370 | Just a reminder. Tomorrow, be sure your shoes are tied. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2371 | I’m coming to you from the future. Don’t touch the milk. | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2372 | I'm your guardian angel here to tell you that every time the door opens, you gain another pound. | 1.2532 | 0.06612 | 79 | 65 | 8 | 6 |
2373 | I told you | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
2374 | Remember to clean up or she’s sure to catch on. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2375 | Sorry to come unannounced, but could I please borrow a cup of sugar? | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2376 | You know how we’ve been trying to lose weight? | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2377 | You summoned the Midnight Snack Specter? | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2378 | Just want to see how you do it! | 1.2530 | 0.04801 | 83 | 62 | 21 | 0 |
2379 | Maybe a slice of angel food cake? | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2380 | Excuse me sir do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2381 | UNDER YOUR DEAD BODY! | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2382 | You'll still be fat tomorrow, just have that 3AM cake. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2383 | Again? It's amazing I can still float! | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2384 | I think you bought the wrong miracle whip | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2385 | ‘Look at me….it can’t hurt you’! | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2386 | I'm dead hungry! | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2387 | Midnight Snack? Too late! | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
2388 | Fly me to the food 🎶 | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2389 | The milk is sour. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2390 | Tuesday’s leftovers are transcendental | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2391 | Check the 'expires on' dates - they did for me | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2392 | No worries, you’re eating for two. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2393 | Those weren’t regular mushrooms, Non-Hallucination Dave. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
2394 | The cheesecake isn't heavy at all | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
2395 | I think the secret ingredient in mom’s old recipe wasn’t actually love | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2396 | This dream is crazy! It even have a bald version of me in it.” | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
2397 | As you spirit guide, are you up for some late night snack suggestions? | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2398 | Midnight in the garden of old leftovers and indigestion. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2399 | Go back to bed Jim. Save the mud pie for breakfast. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2400 | Hey Barney, just me this week. The version of you with the horns is on a ventilator. | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2401 | The good news is this is just a dream and you’re not going off your diet. The bad news is you have a final exam in the AM and haven’t studied all semester. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2402 | Please get me a snack. I’m feeling a little light on my feet | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2403 | Actually I *am* an undigested bit of beef from last night. | 1.2500 | 0.07066 | 68 | 56 | 7 | 5 |
2404 | Forget the mayo. Durkee Sauce, I'm telling you! | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2405 | Trust your first instinct on that weeks-old pork chop. | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2406 | I'll remain weightless if you shut that door. | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
2407 | I’m not an angel, just your conscience. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2408 | Really, the lite version is to die for. #MyNewYorkerCaption | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2409 | What if I told you I was your guardian angel! | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2410 | Before I rapture up how about making me a sandwich. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2411 | Steer clear of the bacon. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2412 | When just opening the fridge summons your out-of-body-self to warn of the impending heart attack and Near Death Experience that awaits. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2413 | Awww...Go ahead, that pie was to die for. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 76 | 57 | 19 | 0 |
2414 | Root beer float Rob, light on the cream please. | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2415 | Be careful which mushrooms you choose this time. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
2416 | If you're looking for the baked beans, I ate them. They gave me gas! | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2417 | Use the fork, Luke. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2418 | This is your biggest problem – you always prepare a snack for two. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2419 | Go ahead. Eat that expired cheese. | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2420 | Hi, I'm Sam. ...You ate the green eggs and ham? | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2421 | I'm the ghost of a regretted repast past. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2422 | Dominique, don’t be scared. It’s me. They only gave me twenty words to use altogether. You can eat anything except — | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
2423 | How about something a little lighter tonight? | 1.2500 | 0.04872 | 80 | 60 | 20 | 0 |
2424 | Don’t forget—if the “eat before” date is tonight, you only have to count half the calories. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2425 | Can you get me a hoagie? | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2426 | There's no mayo in heaven. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2427 | Thank you, I’ll have the chocolate one. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2428 | I told you I was always the lighter of us twins. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2429 | Just one bite, it won't kill you | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2430 | Of course you’ll never get to snack again, but this is way better than the Grim Reaper, right? | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2431 | Trust me. You’re gonna want the cheesecake. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2432 | The jerk store called... | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2433 | Too Late. I ate the last slice of angel food cake! | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2434 | I've got dibbs on the leftover chicken. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2435 | Be warned. The milk is spoiled. | 1.2500 | 0.05186 | 80 | 61 | 18 | 1 |
2436 | something light for me please | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2437 | It's a dream but make two drinks before it's over. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2438 | I've been on a light diet: No eating after dark. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2439 | I'd like to help you resist, but I'm hungry too" | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2440 | I am your guilty conscience telling you to stick to your diet. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2441 | Remember, you are on a low-sodium diet. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2442 | Take it from me, that combination could keep you up all night. | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
2443 | Small bites and remember to chew! | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2444 | You left the gun and took the cannoli. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2445 | Go right ahead. Cheese is a blessing. I checked. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2446 | Just wanted to let you know that the extra butter all these years will be worth it | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2447 | You wasted your life. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2448 | We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s expiring warranty… | 1.2500 | 0.07043 | 64 | 52 | 8 | 4 |
2449 | Weight-watchers’ nightmare: All dream-drifting and sleep-walking lead to the fridge. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2450 | Watch out for the deviled eggs! | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
2451 | Wow this dream just got weird | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2452 | Dont try the milk | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2453 | Are you in line? | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2454 | I figured chili would give me gas. I just didn't expect it to be helium. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2455 | You’re lactose intolerant, just remember that | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
2456 | Yo, that chicken noodle soup is for me | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2457 | milk makes me gassy. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2458 | Howdy son! Pick the salami roll if you want to meet me sooner then later. | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
2459 | You are under surveillance! | 1.2475 | 0.04539 | 101 | 77 | 23 | 1 |
2460 | Try the beans. | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2461 | I thought it was just a little snack too. | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2462 | Look at me. You can eat everything you want, and more. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
2463 | Since you're only dreaming about having a late night snack, make it a doozy. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
2464 | I want food, not heavenly inspiration. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
2465 | The chicken's got salmonella. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2466 | Ambien is a workable alternative. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2467 | I am the ghost of future indigestion. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2468 | Aha! The Fridge Fairy catches you in the act. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2469 | I'll split that last brownie with you... | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2470 | In the afterlife we can reach right through the fridge door. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2471 | The ghost of calories past. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2472 | Whatever you do don’t eat that leftover sushi. | 1.2472 | 0.04599 | 89 | 67 | 22 | 0 |
2473 | I'm here to tell you that yes, your career is soul sucking. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2474 | I'll take it; I can't gain weight. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2475 | I told you . . . it's light beer! | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2476 | Well, what did you think the Ghost of Leftovers Past looked like? | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2477 | Have you tried my angel food cake yet? | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2478 | The bathroom is the next door on the left. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2479 | Shingles doesn’t care! | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2480 | No warning, just checking if there's still some of that roast beef we're going to dream about. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2481 | Take it from me - a moment on your lips, an eternity on your hips. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2482 | Come back to bed. I'll dream you up a snack. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2483 | Your expiry date is the same as the milk. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2484 | Some cable news would pair nicely with that. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2485 | Hey - I get it. You wanted the cheesecake without getting fat more than you needed your soul. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2486 | Is there anything healthy in there? | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2487 | Look behind the pickle jar. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2488 | Next time, stick with the chanterelles. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2489 | Let me explain how you got here. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2490 | Did you know that avocado is a superfood? | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2491 | Ebenezer, I'm the ghost of Christmas leftovers. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2492 | "I thought that was you!" | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2493 | I heard someone opening the fridge | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2494 | Do not dismiss the expiration date, for it may be YOUR expiration date | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2495 | Yes, that's a death of a will | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2496 | Any ghost peppers in there? | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2497 | For me, pick out something light. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2498 | I've come back to perform the Heimlich maneuver on you . . . but it won't work. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2499 | For a midnight snack, I recommend the upside-down cake | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
2500 | Great atmosphere but no food. I'm back. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2501 | Eat the broccoli; it's getting old. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2502 | I'm the Ghost of the gas from Christmas Past. Beware the green sweet potato pie. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2503 | Eat all you want; we die in a house fire. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2504 | Did you eat all cabbage? | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2505 | Try the pot roast, it's an out of body experience" | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2506 | The quiche is very light. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2507 | Go ahead, eat the whole cheesecake. You'll get up here all the quicker that way. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2508 | Remember, calories don't count after 11pm." | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2509 | You sure you want this 90-day sandwich? | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2510 | No regrets! Do it! I would do it again! | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2511 | Great news : this is just a dream. I'll set the table. Bring everything. | 1.2466 | 0.05080 | 73 | 55 | 18 | 0 |
2512 | Doppelgängers like ham and swiss on rye. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2513 | You will be very glad that you went Vegan. | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2514 | I am the ghost of fish sticks past. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2515 | You should throw out that potato salad. Trust me. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2516 | Remember: it's food not love. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2517 | I'm the Ghost of Waistline Past. | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
2518 | No matter how crowded the fridge a missing slice of cheesecake does not go unnoticed. | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2519 | Remember: Dad bods are in! | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2520 | I could really go for a Dreamsicle. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2521 | Your conscience says shut the door! | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2522 | Got any ham? Heaven just went kosher. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2523 | Check the expiration date on the milk | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
2524 | I’d pitch the scallop risotto | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
2525 | I am just here to tell you that the fish was bad... | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2526 | Well, if we're just being weird, I say try everything expired. | 1.2462 | 0.06944 | 65 | 53 | 8 | 4 |
2527 | Your sink’s blocked again. | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2528 | any angel food cake, big boy? | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
2529 | One open door closes the other. | 1.2462 | 0.06944 | 65 | 53 | 8 | 4 |
2530 | Trust me, in this situation, empty calories are the way to go. | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2531 | Time for a Marc Chagall midnight snack. | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2532 | I am the ghost of future snack-times. You should probably throw out the chopped liver. | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
2533 | Make that a double. | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
2534 | Yes, mayonnaise can go bad. | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2535 | There's a space-time portal behind the pickles you never eat. | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2536 | Oh, no, I’m here to tell you: No regrets. | 1.2456 | 0.07203 | 57 | 46 | 8 | 3 |
2537 | Let's have the angel food tonight. | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
2538 | It may have taken a few day of off your life but I’m here to confirm it was worth it! | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2539 | 'It didn't really kill me but also didn't made me stronger either' | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2540 | Airline crew chef orders | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2541 | Seriously, don't eat the cheese. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2542 | You're on a diet remember, don't get caught" | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2543 | While the spirit normally detaches at death, the thought of watching you stuff your pink face with pickled herring yet again is unbearable. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2544 | I came from the future, please don´t eat those eggs!!! | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2545 | It’s deja vu all… Hey! Wait a minute! | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2546 | That was Chagall's favorite midnight snack too! | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2547 | You’re not out of milk, just out of body. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2548 | Take it from me, your allergy to shellfish hasn’t gone away | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2549 | I'm the dream. You, on the other hand, really are finding another midnight snack. | 1.2439 | 0.04771 | 82 | 62 | 20 | 0 |
2550 | I’m the ghost of Christmas repast. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2551 | While you're there, can you get me some yogurt? | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2552 | Lo and behold! I am the ghost of repasts past. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2553 | After this, there is no turning back. You eat the blue jello – the story ends. You eat the red jello – you stay in Wonderland... | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2554 | I don't want to ruin this culinary moment by bringing up a coronary moment, but please try to go towards the 'light', so to speak. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2555 | No Mayo on mine | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2556 | Hungry? Let your conscience be your guide. | 1.2439 | 0.04771 | 82 | 62 | 20 | 0 |
2557 | What the hell am I doing up here? | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2558 | You're dead you just don't know it yet. | 1.2436 | 0.05221 | 78 | 60 | 17 | 1 |
2559 | It’s still the same food as an hour ago. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2560 | Try the low fat milk | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2561 | I see you are up for a snack too. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2562 | You’ll never fly like me again if you keep eating. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2563 | Why don't we try intermittent fasting instead. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2564 | 'Keep eating like that and you'll have a really wonderful sleep!" | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2565 | Every time we have an out of body experience, only you get to eat. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2566 | Come now, you used to think pickles and whipped cream was brilliant!” | 1.2436 | 0.05221 | 78 | 60 | 17 | 1 |
2567 | Where you looking for me? | 1.2436 | 0.05221 | 78 | 60 | 17 | 1 |
2568 | I accidentally glued my slippers to the window again | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2569 | The ghost of midnight's snacks past | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2570 | So in a sense, you CAN have your cake and eat it too | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2571 | I smell soul food. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2572 | Just here to remind you: expiration dates are meaningless. | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
2573 | As the Ghost of Snacking Past, I am sent to warn you, Ebenezer. Don't even think about the brussel sprouts. Have some yogurt. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2574 | I’m the Ghost of Stomach’s Future, I came back to see if there was any of that pizza left | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2575 | Go for it. Gluttony is not on Peter's checklist. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2576 | ...and then you count calories to stay asleep. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2577 | Screw the calories. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2578 | Chocolate milk and cookies! Your midnight fairy on the fly. | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
2579 | I’ve got unfinished business in there… | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
2580 | Can I give you a tip? | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
2581 | May I suggest the angel food topped with morsels of pecan divinities? | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2582 | Quick, make us some sandwiches before the shoulder angel gets here and locks the fridge. | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
2583 | Always trust your unconscious self when sleepwalking! | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2584 | Try the cat food so you too can have nine lives. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2585 | I just wanted to kiss you goodnight | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2586 | Don’t mind me. Just astral planing over to Karen’s house again. Oh by the way, we’re out of milk. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2587 | Starving to death may have actually turned out better for us. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2588 | I'm the Ghost of Illicit Nighttime Snacks Past! | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2589 | I'm the Ghost of Diabetes Future... | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2590 | I'll have a flying fart. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2591 | Yes, yes…the deep fried jalapeños and ice cream. | 1.2429 | 0.05162 | 70 | 53 | 17 | 0 |
2592 | Do you really want both of those? | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2593 | It was the egg salad. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2594 | Go on, seize the night! | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2595 | Don’t worry, you’re conscience is still asleep. I’m your subconscious urge. Go ahead, and pig out. | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2596 | People who had the extra sandwich also had coleslaw and chips. | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2597 | If I were you, I'd dispense some useless advice and then have a snack. | 1.2429 | 0.05162 | 70 | 53 | 17 | 0 |
2598 | I have eaten the plums. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2599 | Levitation of a guilty conscience. | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
2600 | Let's start with Forbidden Chocolate. Then you take it from there." | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
2601 | Worst birthday cake ever, bro. | 1.2424 | 0.05316 | 66 | 50 | 16 | 0 |
2602 | Food for flight? | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
2603 | I’m the ghost of Christmas pa… oh, it’s way past your bedtime. | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
2604 | I’ve decided to live if you eat the cake! | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
2605 | nan | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
2606 | Me, I'm the eternally old, Peter Pancake! | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2607 | Any Angel Food cake? | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2608 | I finished up the rest of the angel hair pasta. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2609 | Hey, we have any of that angel food cake left? | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
2610 | Go towards the light, I was told... and now I find my long lost twin. Just incredible. | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
2611 | you really shouldn't | 1.2419 | 0.06777 | 62 | 50 | 9 | 3 |
2612 | Any Dream Whip? | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
2613 | Each time I wake up to grab a meal, a fit version of me dies | 1.2419 | 0.06777 | 62 | 50 | 9 | 3 |
2614 | You'll regret this tomorrow! | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
2615 | I'm the ghost of binges past... don't eat the liverwurst. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2616 | About that gym membership... | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2617 | I am the Ghost of Midnight Snacks Past. Shut the door before it's too late! | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2618 | A meatloaf sandwich sounds good. Light on the mayonnaise and skip the pickle. | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2619 | I had sex with your wife. | 1.2414 | 0.06179 | 58 | 45 | 12 | 1 |
2620 | Midnight munchies? | 1.2414 | 0.06650 | 58 | 46 | 10 | 2 |
2621 | Ugh. No wonder we're fat! | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2622 | Midnight munchies? I won’t tell on you if you won’t tell on you. | 1.2414 | 0.06110 | 87 | 72 | 9 | 6 |
2623 | My edibles just kicked in! | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2624 | When the mind and body are both weak… | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2625 | Not the ghost of midnight snacks past again | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2626 | I am the ghost of heartburn future. You might want to pass on the leftover cheesecake. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2627 | We're in our fifties, pal. Now it's food dreams that make us fly. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2628 | Has the dough risen yet? I'm hungry! | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2629 | But George Bailey, all that food does not exist because you were never born. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2630 | I wouldn’t eat the leftovers. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2631 | The cheese cake is behind the pickle jar. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2632 | you've been doing this every night for 18 months-suddenly it's my decision! | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2633 | Looks like we're in for some nightmares later tonight. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2634 | Hey, is now a good time to talk to ourself about extending our vehicle warranty? | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2635 | The shop said it's called a Death by Chocolate Cake.Turned out they were being a lil' too literal for my taste. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2636 | The calories don't count if you're sleepwalking. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2637 | A light and fluffy omelette, please! | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2638 | Next time just nudge me if I start to drift off. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2639 | Eat anything but the angel food cake! | 1.2405 | 0.05164 | 79 | 61 | 17 | 1 |
2640 | I forgot when it happens, but you're going to be beaten to death in this kitchen. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2641 | I am the Ghost of Thanksgiving Past . . . close the door. | 1.2405 | 0.05164 | 79 | 61 | 17 | 1 |
2642 | Hey it’s midnight already? | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2643 | hey man, eat more space cakes and follow me ! | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2644 | You're walk sleeping? I'm fly sleeping! | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2645 | Instead of a midnight snack, why don't you just have a late dinner? | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2646 | I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2647 | Try the light mayonnaise! | 1.2405 | 0.06297 | 79 | 65 | 9 | 5 |
2648 | I am the ghost of sandwiches past. | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2649 | Don't mind me... See you soon... LOL. | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
2650 | Are you sure you want to eat that now? | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
2651 | I can recommend the brownies. | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2652 | Remember..you're now gluten free! | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2653 | Anything light? | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
2654 | It's a bathrobe, not a cape! | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
2655 | every night I have to remind you of the importance of feeding your mind, spirit and body. You need to stop sneaking around! | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2656 | I'd recommend a pass on the salmon mousse | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
2657 | I am the ghost of intermittent fast. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2658 | Avoid the light beer. | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
2659 | Miracle Whip, Morty. Miracle Whip. | 1.2394 | 0.05101 | 71 | 54 | 17 | 0 |
2660 | That old Chinese food isn’t worth it, Charlie. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2661 | I’m the Ghost of Christmas Present. You need to get vaccinated! | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2662 | Keep it lite | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2663 | Who can eat while on DMT?! | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2664 | Looking for another magic brownie? | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2665 | Forget broccoli. Live a little! | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2666 | Go for the chocolate. Up here we only have Angel's food." (submitting for my father who doesn't Instagram | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2667 | Are you sure you don't wanna go vegan? | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
2668 | Please eat something green and leafy | 1.2391 | 0.04471 | 92 | 70 | 22 | 0 |
2669 | Everything in there looks Heavenly. | 1.2391 | 0.06059 | 92 | 77 | 8 | 7 |
2670 | Ok, now you know why you gain weight every night. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
2671 | Dis robe allows it! | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
2672 | You’re right about your wife trying to kill you. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2673 | I levitate every time I look at food. | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2674 | Milk? Gas! | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2675 | Try the lite jello! | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
2676 | Surprise, sleepflying is the new thing. | 1.2388 | 0.05248 | 67 | 51 | 16 | 0 |
2677 | The Ghost of High Carb Future will visit you at midnight. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
2678 | Careful with the pop...its really carbonated | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2679 | Just have another slice of the mushroom pizza and I’ll explain everything | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2680 | Sorry, I finished off the Angels food cake last night. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2681 | Hey man, would you grab me a lite beer and whipped yogurt? | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2682 | Yup... The sell-by date wasn't wrong after all. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2683 | No, not anxiety! You are Hungry bro! | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2684 | For I am the ghost of heartburns past!” | 1.2386 | 0.04570 | 88 | 67 | 21 | 0 |
2685 | I’m the ghost of forgotten diets | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2686 | Really, nobody will know. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2687 | Don't eat the potato salad. | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
2688 | All this midnight snacking is going to be the death of us | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2689 | No, thanks. I definitely don't need another edible. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2690 | I told you to lay off the mayo. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2691 | Yes , to go… | 1.2381 | 0.07053 | 63 | 52 | 7 | 4 |
2692 | Hey, its me, well you, and this is a reminder that you ate too many special brownies | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
2693 | That cheesecake is dreamy. | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
2694 | Chew for me will you? | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
2695 | Yes, that extra slice of cake would actually kill you. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2696 | Having that dent fixed today, that is an auto body experience! | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2697 | I'm here to tell you that just one more midnight calzone, and this is you by next week | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
2698 | You must choose! Will it be the heartburn from the stale lasagna or knife-like cramps from yesterday’s meatloaf? | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2699 | Look, I know it's not easy having a floating twin brother but could you hand me the leftover lasagna? | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2700 | What’s your best advice to your flying, horizontal self in 3 words? | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2701 | Enjoy it now because someday things will just pass right through us! | 1.2375 | 0.04788 | 80 | 61 | 19 | 0 |
2702 | Dagwood couldn't make it, and sent me to say hi | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2703 | I’ve come for my dying piecemeal! | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2704 | The potato salad makes me a little gassy. | 1.2373 | 0.06087 | 59 | 46 | 12 | 1 |
2705 | As 'The Ghost Of An Hour From Now In The Bathroom', I'm urging you to not eat the leftover Mexican food. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2706 | Do you mind if I join you? | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2707 | Your guilty conscience recommends the chocolate cheesecake. | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
2708 | I wouldn't drink that milk if I were you. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2709 | I am the ghost of your stomach yet to come. I'm here to warn you to close...that...door. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2710 | Don’t forget the chili. I’m running low on gas. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2711 | Do you have any ghost peppers? | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2712 | Don’t touch the stuff in the green bowl. | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
2713 | The leftover pizza is to die for, but the spare ribs are a killer. | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
2714 | How did I get that light? | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2715 | If you grab some shaved ice,we might be ok tomorrow. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2716 | Grab the cake, the wife won’t notice another 5lbs. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2717 | The Fridge Fairy is for people who don't like their appliances to be smarter than they are. Could you get us some more beer? | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2718 | Stuff yourself tonight or add 3 days to your life span - your choice... | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2719 | Astral Bob likes ice cream too, Bob. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2720 | I am your conscience. You've eaten enough today. Close the door. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2721 | Don't worry, the cake was worth it. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2722 | Spoiler alert: the mayo is spoiled. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2723 | I'm the Ghost of Future Regrets. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2724 | The good news is that your theory about parallel universes is correct. The bad news is your craving for potato salad. | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
2725 | Just eat the whole thing | 1.2368 | 0.04909 | 76 | 58 | 18 | 0 |
2726 | Please shut the fridge door and go back to bed. You're wearing me out floating around during the night to keep you on the straight and narrow.” | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2727 | The beans are a little gassy. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2728 | Go for it! The afterlife is weightless,and there is no pizza. | 1.2364 | 0.07323 | 55 | 45 | 7 | 3 |
2729 | Good Conscience Bob is here to tell you what’s good…. | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2730 | Ralph, Can you cut me a slices of that angel food cake? | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2731 | I am not here to scold you,I am here to join you. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2732 | Not so fast, Buster | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2733 | Try the Miracle Whip" | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2734 | Try the gray suff, it's delicious! | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2735 | If you're asking yourself "Is it still good?", just throw it out. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2736 | Don't drink the milk. | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2737 | Can I have something light, like me | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2738 | Why worry about gaining or losing weight when you can be weightless? | 1.2361 | 0.06407 | 72 | 59 | 9 | 4 |
2739 | Trust me, those ribs are worth it! | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2740 | Hey, buddy--back away from the brie. I'm the ghost of your cholesterol future. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2741 | So the doctor’s instructions actually said 4 ibuprofen and 1 Ambien. Any eggplant parm left? | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2742 | It was the pancetta. But it was worth it. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2743 | What are we having?” | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2744 | Is not Christmas yet! | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2745 | Tonight specials are: beef alla insomnia, linguini with extra anxiety, and potato salad with a salary reduction. | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2746 | Would you believe there’s no steakhouse ranch in heaven. | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2747 | it's not worth it | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2748 | This is all a dream. Right now you're blackout drunk in a Moline hotel room after a three day dental convention. Candi and Chardonnay emptied your wallet and stole your Hyundai. They think you're a putz and are making fun of your rectangular butt. | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2749 | Well, Well, Well. Hello, Ambien Angel, we meet again. What shall we eat tonight? | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2750 | The afterlife is great but they're all out of anchovies. | 1.2353 |