Contest #772


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772

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “This isn’t what I meant when I said to go toward the light.”
  2. “Turns out expiration dates do matter.”
  3. “Oh, go ahead, live a little.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-09-19T15:57:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-10-03T15:58:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-09-27T15:58:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued October 4, 2021
Number of captions 6170
Number of responses 696835
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 This isn't what I meant when I said to go towards the light. 1.8090 0.01314 3728 1623 1194 911
1 Let's just say the milk isn't the only thing that's about to expire. 1.8039 0.01543 2493 1032 918 543
2 Eat whatever you want. It’s a bus that kills you. 1.7913 0.01325 3694 1663 1139 892
3 Go ahead. Eat the bacon. We get hit by a bus. 1.7911 0.01500 2886 1301 887 698
4 Long story short; don't worry about saving the cake for tomorrow. 1.7832 0.01748 2053 914 670 469
5 Don’t mind me—I’m just curious to see what we choked on. 1.7811 0.01503 2823 1277 887 659
6 It was at that moment Frank realized that those weren't normal brownies 1.7791 0.01755 2119 977 633 509
7 Try the Death by Chocolate cake. It was delicious. 1.7790 0.01655 2285 1023 744 518
8 You know how we always say “another cookie won’t kill me”? 1.7733 0.01605 2338 1029 810 499
9 Any wings in there? 1.7721 0.01648 2356 1083 727 546
10 At least you died doing what you loved. 1.7670 0.01229 4065 1832 1348 885
11 I didn’t think expiration dates mattered either. 1.7641 0.02351 1102 496 370 236
12 At this point, I wouldn’t worry about searching out a healthy option. 1.7631 0.01454 2702 1167 1008 527
13 You might want to throw on some clean underwear. 1.7604 0.01317 3790 1809 1080 901
14 Let's just say, I'd make it your best late-night snack ever. 1.7500 0.01878 1692 769 577 346
15 Don’t worry, most of this stuff expires after you do. 1.7487 0.01610 2252 1011 796 445
16 The cheesecake is to die for, but don't take my word for it. 1.7469 0.01835 1782 817 599 366
17 You decide; I'm up in the air. 1.7417 0.01496 2605 1182 914 509
18 I've been in the liquor cabinet with the rest of the spirits. 1.7401 0.01636 2305 1088 728 489
19 If I could do it all over again I'd have the whole damn cheese cake 1.7280 0.01801 1853 877 603 373
20 Your better angel is on break. I'm here to tell you that the Cherry Garcia is hidden in a bag of peas. 1.7275 0.01701 2143 1036 655 452
21 You wouldn’t do that if you could see yourself from behind. 1.7270 0.01289 3648 1740 1164 744
22 In light of what happens in about an hour or so, go for the chocolate cake" 1.7257 0.01759 1914 901 637 376
23 When she said, "I'll kill you if you eat my ice cream," she meant it. 1.7255 0.01730 2073 1005 632 436
24 I’m just a figment of your refrigeration. 1.7255 0.01690 2182 1061 659 462
25 In fairness, I said to go toward the light. 1.7205 0.01475 2877 1415 851 611
26 The good news is you eat whatever you want from now on. 1.7191 0.01768 1812 839 643 330
27 You could call this a religious experience. It was your last supper. 1.7135 0.01503 2817 1415 794 608
28 Whoa, you’re still alive? It looks like I’m a few minutes early! 1.7124 0.01889 1690 822 532 336
29 I told you all of these late night snacks would come back to haunt you. 1.7100 0.01853 1662 785 574 303
30 Turns out expiration dates do matter. 1.7055 0.01578 2282 1083 788 411
31 You don't have much time left. Eat the cake. 1.7023 0.01799 1807 877 591 339
32 Trust me-- expiration dates matter. 1.7009 0.02141 1257 606 421 230
33 That's the light I was telling you about. 1.6884 0.02394 998 489 331 178
34 It turns out those expiration dates are real. 1.6862 0.01842 1603 766 574 263
35 We've been trying to contact you regarding your car extended warranty. 1.6778 0.02295 1263 689 292 282
36 You're dead already. Have the pie. 1.6762 0.02003 1461 741 452 268
37 The leftover oysters are to die for. Literally. 1.6733 0.01985 1405 693 478 234
38 I'm the ghost of five minutes from now. Don't drink the milk. 1.6715 0.02039 1373 691 442 240
39 I’d take that expiration date seriously if I were you 1.6706 0.01992 1345 653 482 210
40 Trust me. The light goes out. 1.6659 0.02107 1269 640 413 216
41 I know what you’re thinking, expiration dates, who needs ‘em, right!? Well , funny story… 1.6654 0.02284 1067 535 354 178
42 Go for it! You won’t live to regret it! 1.6651 0.02223 1239 656 342 241
43 Nothing for me, thanks. It’ll go right through me. 1.6639 0.02137 1217 611 404 202
44 We get hit by a bus in two years. Eat the cheesecake, Bob. 1.6636 0.02267 1210 648 321 241
45 Man, those were some good mushrooms! 1.6594 0.02210 1142 579 373 190
46 First the good news, don’t worry about your diet. 1.6560 0.02347 1090 579 307 204
47 Just angel food cake for me. 1.6550 0.02190 1084 533 392 159
48 Tonight you will be visited by three snacks… 1.6513 0.02618 846 444 253 149
49 The ‚Death by Chocolate‘ cake really exceeded my expectations. 1.6511 0.02461 1026 560 264 202
50 Tonight you will be visited by three gh--ooh, is that tiramisu? 1.6492 0.02398 995 520 304 171
51 I'm the ghost of light repast. 1.6456 0.02466 951 503 282 166
52 Eat the whole chocolate cake, but watch out for the bus at 34th and Madison... 1.6446 0.02519 937 504 262 171
53 Think of it as your expiration date. 1.6360 0.02471 860 439 295 126
54 I don't know, but if I were you, and I am, I would go for the cheesecake. 1.6355 0.02582 834 439 260 135
55 The good news is you can eat whatever you’d like tonight! 1.6354 0.02578 886 481 247 158
56 Remember how you always thought expiration dates were just a marketing ploy? 1.6341 0.02546 809 414 277 118
57 They’ve got it all wrong…it’s the kale that kills you. 1.6326 0.02665 811 437 235 139
58 Last supper? 1.6324 0.02644 808 431 243 134
59 You're gonna get hit by a truck next week. Go for the pie. 1.6306 0.02609 831 445 248 138
60 I'm the ghost of midnight reflux yet-to-come. 1.6296 0.02670 783 417 239 127
61 Get back to bed. We get laid in this dream. 1.6278 0.02814 763 425 197 141
62 The death-by-chocolate cake is to be taken literally. 1.6278 0.02704 771 414 230 127
63 Angel food cake for me, please 1.6271 0.02574 767 391 271 105
64 I’m afraid you’ve expired. 1.6264 0.02596 779 404 262 113
65 I am the Ghost of Mayonnaise Past Expiration Date 1.6263 0.02721 752 402 229 121
66 No, I'm not your conscience. I'm just really hungry too. 1.6253 0.02558 774 395 274 105
67 ‘FYI those are not regular brownies’ 1.6250 0.02814 736 404 204 128
68 You died half an hour ago. Go back to bed. 1.6224 0.02868 715 396 193 126
69 Sorry buddy, the milk’s not the only thing that expired yesterday. 1.6176 0.02887 693 383 192 118
70 Oh well, at least they'll say we died doing what we loved. 1.6170 0.02744 671 347 234 90
71 Maybe skip the salmon mousse 1.6166 0.02786 673 354 223 96
72 As it turns out, the expiration dates aren’t just suggestions. 1.6161 0.02952 672 375 180 117
73 The potato salad is to die for. 1.6158 0.02818 708 387 206 115
74 I'm the ghost of fat to come. 1.6140 0.02931 645 351 192 102
75 Oh don’t mind me, I’m just Page 14 of the Lunesta side effects. 1.6137 0.03030 655 372 164 119
76 The leftover lobster salad is to die for. 1.6122 0.02978 637 351 182 104
77 Apparently the expiration date isn’t a suggestion. 1.6119 0.03003 639 356 175 108
78 Bad news: The milk isn’t the only thing that’s expiring tonight. 1.6089 0.03026 629 352 171 106
79 We'll be dead by morning. Eat the fried chicken AND the ice cream! 1.6088 0.02999 616 338 181 97
80 That cheesecake is to die for. 1.6087 0.03015 598 325 182 91
81 It looks like you've reached your expiration date, too. 1.6058 0.02864 619 327 209 83
82 They said, “Death by chocolate.” Who knew? 1.6044 0.03192 589 339 144 106
83 Oh go ahead, live a little. 1.6031 0.03005 577 310 186 81
84 I’m here to tell you that this habit of yours doesn’t end well. 1.6024 0.02989 576 308 189 79
85 That voice that said, "go to the light" - that wasn't the light they were talking about. 1.6014 0.03241 572 331 138 103
86 Chagall wants to know if he can have the leftover kugel. 1.6010 0.03087 579 321 168 90
87 Actually, you died an hour ago. So go for it. 1.6007 0.03084 611 348 159 104
88 I know you think I'm here to remind you about your diet. But what I would really like is a roast beef sandwich. 1.6003 0.03013 573 309 184 80
89 Of course you’re dreaming. Your refrigerator is never that full. 1.5986 0.03092 578 322 166 90
90 They told me to go towards the light. 1.5986 0.02960 563 297 195 71
91 The expiration dates are more important than you think” 1.5963 0.03187 545 305 155 85
92 ok, now walk into the light 1.5954 0.03104 571 319 164 88
93 I should try to talk you out of it, but I’m hungry too. 1.5947 0.03122 533 290 169 74
94 Everything has an expiration date. 1.5943 0.02976 557 296 191 70
95 Good News . . . there's no Kale in Heaven! 1.5906 0.03357 513 296 131 86
96 Hi. I'm part of your expanded Medicare coverage. 1.5886 0.03268 491 271 151 69
97 I am the ghost of elastic waistbands. 1.5886 0.03256 508 284 149 75
98 It won't matter. Just eat the cheesecake. 1.5886 0.03185 525 292 157 76
99 I was attracted by the light. 1.5884 0.03169 498 269 165 64
100 Any leftover wings? 1.5882 0.03458 442 245 134 63
101 Tonight, you will be haunted by three spirits: the Ghost of Pant-size Past, the Ghost of Pant-size Present and the Ghost of Pant-size Future. 1.5851 0.03370 511 298 127 86
102 Nobody in the house knows the Heimlich maneuver. 1.5839 0.03286 483 268 148 67
103 I am the ghost of heartburn yet to come . . . 1.5833 0.03418 480 276 128 76
104 Just think of me as the coronary fairy 1.5832 0.03275 475 261 151 63
105 You see,it WAS expired! 1.5827 0.03137 508 277 166 65
106 Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.5818 0.03387 495 287 128 80
107 Trust me, death by chocolate is not all it’s cracked up to be. 1.5804 0.03536 460 269 115 76
108 Remember when you said that cheesecake was “to die for”? 1.5796 0.03510 471 277 115 79
109 I'm your better angel, but not that much better. Is that a cupcake on the lower left? 1.5794 0.03448 466 268 126 72
110 Go for it. Life is short. 1.5789 0.03367 456 254 140 62
111 Tonight you’ll be visited by 3 cravings 1.5788 0.03438 463 265 128 70
112 Out of body, sure. But we're also out of mayonnaise. 1.5784 0.03505 472 278 115 79
113 Yeah, so that wasn't blue cheese 1.5775 0.03371 445 246 141 58
114 Harold, I am you from the future, here to warn - oh yum, is that cake I see?! 1.5771 0.03422 454 257 132 65
115 Remember saying you'd sell your soul for a midnight snack? 1.5763 0.03385 498 292 125 81
116 I already ate the angel food cake. 1.5753 0.03444 438 246 132 60
117 So, yeah — this doesn’t end well. 1.5753 0.03317 478 270 141 67
118 Trust me, it's expired. 1.5745 0.03287 463 256 148 59
119 Try the left-over chocolate angel food cake, it's to die for! 1.5739 0.03364 467 265 136 66
120 Guess who's calling in dead tomorrow? 1.5737 0.03663 434 258 103 73
121 Aneurysm. Totally unrelated. Enjoy that cake. 1.5737 0.03545 434 250 119 65
122 I’m you from tomorrow night. Don’t eat the chicken salad. 1.5737 0.03502 448 259 121 68
123 Welcome to Weightless Watchers! 1.5727 0.03566 440 257 114 69
124 Eat anything you want. You're having a heart attack in twenty minutes. 1.5721 0.03527 437 252 120 65
125 I say "go for it!" You only die once. 1.5717 0.03319 460 257 143 60
126 Take my word for it-expiration dates matter!! 1.5717 0.03309 467 262 143 62
127 What was in those brownies? I’m as high as a kite! 1.5717 0.03306 495 285 137 73
128 Harold, if you are seeing yourself floating, you ate the wrong mushrooms. 1.5711 0.03634 443 265 103 75
129 I'm your ghost from thirty minutes in the future. Don't have the sushi. 1.5708 0.03493 452 263 120 69
130 Don't hold back. It's your last meal 1.5708 0.03520 431 247 122 62
131 The leftover sushi is to die for." 1.5687 0.03689 415 245 104 66
132 The light goes off when you close the door 1.5676 0.03584 414 238 117 59
133 Go ahead, eat like there’s no tomorrow 1.5664 0.03595 429 252 111 66
134 Go ahead and eat something, life is short. Especially yours. 1.5649 0.03652 416 245 107 64
135 So many choices, so little time. 1.5639 0.03655 399 231 111 57
136 Am I dreaming that you're cheating on your diet, or are you dreaming that I can fly? 1.5639 0.03460 399 220 133 46
137 Trust the expiration dates 1.5634 0.03409 410 226 137 47
138 The voice said to go toward the light. 1.5631 0.03550 412 236 120 56
139 Your choice.....deviled eggs or angel food cake. 1.5606 0.03395 437 248 133 56
140 Just call me the ghost of indigestion future. 1.5599 0.03417 409 227 135 47
141 It was the salmon. 1.5599 0.03730 384 224 105 55
142 Bart immediately regretted eating the cookies that his son Ethan and his girlfriend Alyssa baked. 1.5587 0.03792 383 227 98 58
143 What you are having is what they call an out-of-ice-cream experience. 1.5582 0.03813 378 224 97 57
144 I'm going to keep appearing until you stop putting the peanut butter in the fridge. 1.5581 0.03654 387 223 112 52
145 She hid the brownies behind the kale 1.5580 0.03616 405 236 112 57
146 I ate the last piece of angel food cake. 1.5573 0.03446 393 217 133 43
147 Walk towards the light 1.5567 0.03609 406 237 112 57
148 Yes. Those were, in fact, magic mushrooms 1.5561 0.03811 383 229 95 59
149 I have been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty 1.5553 0.03765 416 256 89 71
150 There’s a reason for expiration dates” 1.5547 0.03441 411 232 130 49
151 Got any angel cake in there? 1.5544 0.03435 395 219 133 43
152 Trust me, that chicken is fine. 1.5544 0.03475 377 207 131 39
153 Trust me: eating this is not your final regret 1.5544 0.03786 377 223 99 55
154 You should probably begin checking expiration dates. Just a suggestion. 1.5531 0.03820 358 209 100 49
155 I am the Ghost of Calories Yet to Come. 1.5523 0.03442 411 233 129 49
156 Steven suddenly had an out of butter experience 1.5521 0.03886 355 210 94 51
157 You're going to die soon anyway. Eaaaaat the caaaaake! 1.5519 0.03436 395 220 132 43
158 I swear they looked just like regular brownies. 1.5506 0.03616 385 222 114 49
159 Fancy some soul food? 1.5506 0.03711 356 203 110 43
160 No, not the Ghost of Christmas past, the Ghost of Tuna-fish Casserole from 2 months ago. 1.5480 0.03728 354 203 108 43
161 I'm the ghost of Christmas past-its-sell-by--date. 1.5477 0.03651 398 236 106 56
162 you were what you ate 1.5476 0.03828 347 202 100 45
163 Eat like there is no tomorrow. 1.5471 0.03910 340 200 94 46
164 You’ll never guess what happens in five.” “Five what?” “Four. 1.5467 0.03966 353 214 85 54
165 You can eat that expired ham, or you can just come with me now. 1.5460 0.03927 348 208 90 50
166 Oh no, I'm not an angel. I'm you after you eat that. 1.5442 0.03750 362 212 103 47
167 Fat floats. 1.5435 0.04064 333 202 81 50
168 Trust me. You need to believe the ‘use by’ date. 1.5434 0.03816 346 202 100 44
169 I knew last night's lasagna was going to haunt me. 1.5432 0.03627 359 204 115 40
170 Looks like you’re past your expiration date. 1.5428 0.03762 339 194 106 39
171 we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty 1.5426 0.04175 352 225 63 64
172 Guess the milk isn't the only thing that's expired 1.5424 0.03836 354 210 96 48
173 It's expired. Trust me. 1.5412 0.03674 364 211 109 44
174 I recommend the bacon. In a month it won’t matter anyway. 1.5410 0.04103 329 201 78 50
175 Don't waste the rest of our life on oat milk—we trip down the stairs next year. 1.5392 0.04109 319 193 80 46
176 Wanna see if the light's still on when you close the door? 1.5392 0.03985 332 199 87 46
177 Just grab something, it’s not like it matters anymore. 1.5389 0.03768 360 213 100 47
178 Where you’re headed, there’s nothing but soul food. 1.5385 0.04027 325 195 85 45
179 I've come from the future: don't eat the potato salad. 1.5383 0.03781 366 219 97 50
180 In a lifetime of poor decisions, this one will be your worst. 1.5378 0.03729 357 209 104 44
181 Would it kill you to check the expiration date? 1.5373 0.04056 322 194 83 45
182 NOW will you get the vaccine? 1.5366 0.03976 328 196 88 44
183 I'm future Bill. Trust me, it's not cholesterol that kills you. Eat the pie. 1.5365 0.03924 315 183 95 37
184 Is there any angel food cake? 1.5347 0.03949 331 198 89 44
185 Take the cannoli. 1.5339 0.03810 339 199 99 41
186 You might as well eat the cheesecake. 1.5337 0.03748 341 198 104 39
187 I can't believe it wasn't butter. 1.5325 0.04148 308 187 78 43
188 I am what you eat. 1.5321 0.04057 312 187 84 41
189 Expiration dates matter. 1.5314 0.03959 303 176 93 34
190 Yesterday’s meatloaf is to die for. 1.5309 0.04133 307 186 79 42
191 Is there any angel food cake left? 1.5307 0.03455 375 213 125 37
192 The devil's food cake is to die for, but then again, the angel's food cake is killer. 1.5298 0.03997 302 177 90 35
193 As long as we're dreaming, can we say chocolate grows hair? 1.5298 0.03814 336 198 98 40
194 Yeah, it turns out that cholesterol was the least of your worries... 1.5296 0.03946 321 191 90 40
195 I’ll have whatever you have. 1.5294 0.03792 306 173 104 29
196 The cake's to die for! 1.5281 0.03960 303 177 92 34
197 It doesn't matter which food you choose, the bus is still going to hit you 1.5268 0.04282 298 185 69 44
198 I’m sorry, did you say you were dying for something sweet? 1.5267 0.04207 300 184 74 42
199 Remember when I told you that cheesecake was to die for? 1.5258 0.03946 329 199 87 43
200 Oh, and another thing... get the vaccine 1.5258 0.04139 291 174 81 36
201 Hello, we've been trying to reach you about your car's warranty." 1.5251 0.04451 299 193 55 51
202 Your future has no high cholesterol, no high blood sugar, and no high blood pressure...wanna guess why? 1.5240 0.04296 292 181 69 42
203 Grab me a slice of angel food cake while you're in there. 1.5240 0.03920 313 185 92 36
204 The mocha mousse is to die for. 1.5234 0.03948 321 193 88 40
205 I'm here to tell you the chocolate cake is to die for.... 1.5230 0.04227 283 171 76 36
206 Stop taking acid Dave, you're 40. 1.5216 0.04171 301 185 75 41
207 The angel from your other shoulder is asleep. Let's eat all the ice cream. 1.5215 0.04043 303 182 84 37
208 It’s the other light you are supposed to go towards. 1.5213 0.04024 305 183 85 37
209 the meringue galette is to die for" 1.5211 0.04066 284 167 86 31
210 Larry, we’re dead. Close the fridge.” Now let’s go scare the old lady. 1.5204 0.04164 294 179 77 38
211 I'll have whatever you're having. 1.5202 0.03873 321 191 93 37
212 So, tonight can I suggest we take the expiration dates a little more seriously? 1.5193 0.04205 285 173 76 36
213 Trust me, the chicken has spoiled. 1.5192 0.03956 312 187 88 37
214 Hello. I’m the ghost of six-agonizing-minutes-from-now and I’m here to warn you that nobody in this house knows the Heimlich maneuver. 1.5192 0.04085 312 192 78 42
215 Grab something fatty, the afterlife is awesome! 1.5189 0.03976 318 193 85 40
216 As he reached for the week old leftovers, George was visited by the Ghost of Bathroom Future. 1.5184 0.04220 299 186 71 42
217 The good news is, we no longer have high blood pressure... 1.5171 0.04101 292 176 81 35
218 You got any soul food? 1.5169 0.04322 267 162 72 33
219 More specifically, this is an Out of SHAPE Body Experience. 1.5167 0.04262 300 189 67 44
220 She hid the fudge cake behond the leftover kale salad 1.5164 0.04034 304 184 83 37
221 If I could do it all over again I'd have the whole cheesecake 1.5156 0.04075 289 173 83 33
222 I think you should know -- I've submitted my resignation as your conscience. 1.5150 0.04527 266 168 59 39
223 I am the ghost of future remorse. 1.5143 0.04468 280 179 58 43
224 This is your heart attack speaking!! 1.5143 0.03771 315 184 100 31
225 Hi there, I'm you from five minutes in the future. Please do not eat the week-old leftover ham! 1.5141 0.04098 284 170 82 32
226 Nothing too rich, it’ll give you nightmares. 1.5133 0.04098 263 153 85 25
227 That's right: the Ghost of Acid Reflux Past. 1.5117 0.04251 256 152 77 27
228 Eat all the dairy you want. It's not what's going to kill you. 1.5116 0.04065 301 184 80 37
229 I'll have what you're having 1.5115 0.04023 260 149 89 22
230 I think I ate the wrong brownie. 1.5114 0.04326 264 161 71 32
231 I took one of your Ambiens. 1.5103 0.03866 292 170 95 27
232 Like the milk, you've reached your expiration date. 1.5098 0.04040 255 146 88 21
233 Eat the kale. 1.5097 0.04275 257 154 75 28
234 Eat the chocolate cake! Turns out it doesn’t really matter if you do or don’t. 1.5095 0.04471 263 165 62 36
235 Don’t worry. Eat the cake. Eat the ice cream. You’re going to be run over by a Winnebago next week. 1.5092 0.04438 273 173 61 39
236 The lasagna is to die for 1.5089 0.04222 281 173 73 35
237 Got any more of that angel cake? 1.5079 0.04337 252 152 72 28
238 It was to die for. 1.5074 0.04190 270 163 77 30
239 Can’t sleep again? Try counting calories. 1.5060 0.04376 249 151 70 28
240 It was totally worth it. 1.5059 0.04397 253 155 68 30
241 Yes, the light really does go out when you shut the door. 1.5054 0.04214 279 172 73 34
242 Have some more of those mushrooms you picked.” 1.5041 0.04442 244 149 67 28
243 I am the Ghost of Diets Past. Screw it, Fred-- go for the cheesecake. 1.5040 0.04436 250 154 66 30
244 Is there something you should have told me about those brownies? 1.5038 0.04284 262 160 72 30
245 You will be visited tonight by three heartburns. 1.5038 0.04490 264 168 59 37
246 Eat away. Your soul's been saved to the cloud. 1.5021 0.04569 243 152 60 31
247 Guess which kind of mushrooms those were. 1.5020 0.04387 251 154 68 29
248 I’m not allowed to tell you the future. All I can say is, you can’t choke to death on yogurt. 1.5020 0.04502 253 159 61 33
249 Trust me, don't sniff it, go by the expiration date. 1.5000 0.04048 280 169 82 29
250 I am the Ghost of the Freshness Date Past. 1.5000 0.04499 248 155 62 31
251 I strongly suggest you read the expiration date. 1.5000 0.04165 254 151 79 24
252 Unfortunately that’s not just the fridge light you’re seeing 1.4982 0.04298 277 175 66 36
253 Yes, I'm you. I was allowed to come back just this once ... to warn you about those anchovies. 1.4981 0.03984 267 157 87 23
254 Hi, I'm your ghost of midnight repasts. 1.4981 0.04497 261 167 58 36
255 It's going to kill you, but it'll be worth it. 1.4980 0.04109 249 146 82 21
256 Take anything you like, you'll be hit by a truck anyway 1.4979 0.04709 241 155 52 34
257 I’m the 80 lbs you lost last year. Shut the freakin’ door or I’ll be right back. 1.4966 0.04238 290 185 66 39
258 Go ahead. Have that cream puff. This is just a dream. 1.4964 0.04172 280 174 73 33
259 Be sure to check the expiration dates! 1.4961 0.04368 258 161 66 31
260 It was worth it. Go ahead. 1.4961 0.04252 256 156 73 27
261 Don't panic. You're just having an out of butter experience. 1.4961 0.04287 256 157 71 28
262 They tasted like regular brownies. 1.4957 0.04662 234 148 56 30
263 Hello George - I am the ghost of diabetes future 1.4957 0.05000 232 155 39 38
264 Trust me. It won't matter. 1.4957 0.04683 230 145 56 29
265 Anything but the egg salad ... Trust me. 1.4943 0.04281 265 165 69 31
266 Go nuts, we're getting run over tomorrow. 1.4937 0.04511 239 149 62 28
267 I guess we bought the wrong mushrooms 1.4937 0.04511 239 149 62 28
268 Whaaat?!? You never heard of the ghost of calories passed? 1.4936 0.04237 235 139 76 20
269 So this is the light at the end of the tunnel?? 1.4933 0.04622 223 138 60 25
270 You are going to eat the leftover tuna casserole and you are going to regret it. 1.4921 0.04301 252 155 70 27
271 I am the Ghost of Leftovers Future. Beware the milk. 1.4919 0.04080 248 146 82 20
272 Due to staffing shortages, tonight I will be serving as both good and bad conscience. 1.4917 0.04687 240 155 52 33
273 Marc Chagall, and you are? 1.4916 0.04641 238 152 55 31
274 The soufflé is to die for 1.4916 0.04679 238 153 53 32
275 Those mushrooms in your omelette didn't come from the market. 1.4915 0.04553 236 148 60 28
276 Of course you're dreaming. Your wife ate the leftover cobbler an hour ago. 1.4915 0.04461 234 144 65 25
277 Oh, hi there! I'm the Cholesterol Fairy and I just wanted to let you know you're two baloney sandwiches away from teaming up with me. 1.4914 0.04141 291 184 71 36
278 A moment on the lips is an afterlife on the hips 1.4905 0.04133 263 160 77 26
279 Don’t worry, it’s just the Ambien. 1.4902 0.04227 255 156 73 26
280 Go ahead, have the cheesecake, it's to die for! 1.4900 0.04494 251 160 59 32
281 Go ahead eat the bacon. Heaven’s real. 1.4900 0.04458 251 159 61 31
282 sorry, I ate the last slice 1.4898 0.04074 245 144 82 19
283 Would it kill you to eat healthy? 1.4895 0.04459 237 147 64 26
284 No heaven, no hell, no nothing. So go nuts. 1.4894 0.04487 235 146 63 26
285 Turns out expiration dates aren't just guidelines 1.4893 0.04597 233 147 58 28
286 I think we might’ve had a little bit too much of the death by chocolate. 1.4891 0.04446 229 140 66 23
287 Not all expiration dates are just suggestions. 1.4889 0.04504 225 138 64 23
288 This is no time for celery. 1.4889 0.04591 225 140 60 25
289 P'SSST...THAT'S THE REFRIGERATOR NOT THE BATHROOM.... 1.4888 0.04793 223 143 51 29
290 I'm your bad angel. The good angel quit. 1.4887 0.04868 221 143 48 30
291 Hi I’m the ghost of midnight repasts! 1.4887 0.04826 221 142 50 29
292 A message from your future self: avoid the potato salad. 1.4880 0.04399 250 157 64 29
293 Skipping the Mayo at this point, doesn’t really make a difference. 1.4876 0.04109 242 143 80 19
294 If we wait 'til after midnight we can call it breakfast. 1.4871 0.04571 232 146 59 27
295 Ben's twin brother had a habit of showing up at the exact right time to help with life's toughest decisions. 1.4868 0.04713 228 146 53 29
296 I'm from the future. Don't eat the meatloaf. 1.4868 0.04546 228 142 61 25
297 Easy for you, I'm the one who has to levitate. 1.4861 0.04593 216 133 61 22
298 Enjoy that last thick steak, I'll see you in ten minutes. 1.4861 0.04458 251 160 60 31
299 Really Larry, did you have to say you’d die for another piece of cheesecake? 1.4858 0.04844 212 135 51 26
300 I'd avoid the salmon from last week. 1.4856 0.04493 243 154 60 29
301 The ice cream will make you feel like you died and went to heaven. 1.4856 0.04530 243 155 58 30
302 Try the angel food cake. It’s lighter than air. 1.4854 0.04392 239 148 66 25
303 Is there any Angel Food Cake in there? 1.4851 0.04279 235 142 72 21
304 Think of me as ‘The Ghost of Heartburn Yet To Come’ 1.4850 0.04474 233 145 63 25
305 Common side effects may include somnambulism, hallucinations, and out-of-body experiences. 1.4847 0.04315 229 138 71 20
306 How about a slice of the angel food cake? 1.4834 0.04574 211 129 62 20
307 I may be weightless, but you are 260 pounds. 1.4833 0.04457 240 151 62 27
308 I'm the ghost of five pounds in the future. 1.4832 0.04445 238 149 63 26
309 This is a dream. The fridge is never this full. 1.4828 0.04651 232 149 54 29
310 Eat the high fat chocolate, moca-poca, fudge, pecan high caloric ice cream, Murry. We're gonna get hit by a truck next Thursday. 1.4815 0.04454 243 154 61 28
311 I came back from the dead to tell you the milk is…very bad. 1.4815 0.04592 216 134 60 22
312 That ham sandwich is to die for 1.4812 0.04310 239 147 69 23
313 Yeah, I never paid attention to sell-by dates either. 1.4810 0.04589 210 129 61 20
314 I'm your better angel. Make me a sandwich, too. 1.4809 0.04566 235 150 57 28
315 Chagall says "Hi" 1.4809 0.04799 235 156 45 34
316 It DOES have nuts in it! 1.4805 0.04625 231 148 55 28
317 If you’re looking for the angel food cake, it’s all gone. 1.4805 0.04625 231 148 55 28
318 It’s your twin brother Carl. Don’t eat your leftover fish. 1.4800 0.04368 225 137 68 20
319 That egg salad is fine, but you really should have gotten vaccinated. 1.4798 0.04706 223 143 53 27
320 I am looking for some soul food! 1.4793 0.04714 217 138 54 25
321 Have at it. Weightlessness isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.4784 0.04403 232 144 65 23
322 I wouldn't eat that if I were you. And I am. 1.4783 0.04557 230 146 58 26
323 The leftover pastrami is to die for! 1.4766 0.04403 235 147 64 24
324 If there’s any angel food cake left, I’d like a piece. 1.4764 0.04749 212 135 53 24
325 Last time you ate the leftover spicy Thai, we had quite the adventure... 1.4764 0.04260 233 142 71 20
326 If you’re looking for happiness, it’s in the cheese drawer. 1.4760 0.04619 208 129 59 20
327 Go towards the Bud Light. 1.4758 0.04386 248 158 62 28
328 expiration dates are a thing 1.4752 0.04230 242 149 71 22
329 They weren’t joking about that ‘best by’ date. 1.4744 0.04699 215 137 54 24
330 I'm having an out of refrigerator experience 1.4742 0.04825 213 138 49 26
331 Yes, I am your conscience. Let’s eat. 1.4737 0.04458 228 143 62 23
332 soul food? 1.4737 0.04501 228 144 60 24
333 The lesser-known ghost of Christmas leftovers 1.4737 0.04399 209 126 67 16
334 The leftover meatloaf is to die for! 1.4732 0.04689 224 145 52 27
335 The cheesecake was to die for! 1.4726 0.04375 237 149 64 24
336 Trust me...the light DOES go off... 1.4725 0.04466 218 135 63 20
337 How do you THINK I know that there's trichinosis in the leftover ham sandwich?" 1.4721 0.05015 197 128 45 24
338 Eat it. Wash the plate and put it away. She will never know. 1.4720 0.06178 125 80 31 14
339 Don't overthink it. 1.4718 0.04616 195 119 60 16
340 May I suggest soul food? 1.4709 0.04439 223 139 63 21
341 The Angel Food Cake is mine. 1.4706 0.04785 204 130 52 22
342 I will visit until you are vaccinated and encourage everyone to do the same. 1.4703 0.04635 219 140 55 24
343 Can I suggest the Angel Food cake? 1.4697 0.04943 198 128 47 23
344 Have the angel food cake. It is an out of body experience. 1.4697 0.04731 198 124 55 19
345 I know that I'm supposed to be the good angel, but grab two pieces of the left-over pie. 1.4692 0.04521 211 131 61 19
346 I'm the ghost of heartburn future. 1.4689 0.04749 209 134 52 23
347 I go out when the door is closed. 1.4688 0.04424 224 140 63 21
348 No! The light at the end of the tunnel! 1.4686 0.04880 207 135 47 25
349 The light really does go off when you close the door. 1.4686 0.04880 207 135 47 25
350 That’s why they call it ‘soul food.’ 1.4673 0.04325 214 130 68 16
351 I will be followed by the ghost of indigestion. 1.4672 0.04693 229 151 49 29
352 So, have you ever tried real soul food? 1.4667 0.04783 195 123 53 19
353 You’re going to regret this tomorrow 1.4660 0.04681 191 118 57 16
354 Turns out if you open it enough times, something new does appear! 1.4654 0.04665 217 140 53 24
355 We get hit by a bus tomorrow,so eat that last piece of cake! 1.4653 0.04662 202 127 56 19
356 Fred, we’re DEAD. Turns out, Ethel’s cooking WAS “to die for.” 1.4652 0.04751 187 116 55 16
357 The spirit is willing and the flesh is weak. 1.4650 0.04801 200 128 51 21
358 I'm you twenty minutes from now. Which do you want first, the good news or the bad news? 1.4648 0.04776 213 139 49 25
359 OK. You're a handsome devil and your fridge is full. What's your third wish? 1.4645 0.04824 183 114 53 16
360 That mayo's gone bad, trust me. 1.4645 0.04809 211 138 48 25
361 Don't eat the cod...trust me. 1.4638 0.04732 207 133 52 22
362 Turns out,expiration dates are kinda important. 1.4638 0.04732 207 133 52 22
363 I’m you tomorrow if you eat that tonight. 1.4627 0.04624 201 126 57 18
364 I’d get it to go if I were you.” 1.4626 0.04712 214 139 51 24
365 Don't bother eating healthy, it's too late. 1.4623 0.04974 199 131 44 24
366 Really? After you brushed your teeth ? 1.4623 0.04657 199 125 56 18
367 Take care; I'm not the only thing in this room thats expired. 1.4619 0.04682 210 135 53 22
368 Your astral self would love a light beer right now. 1.4608 0.04628 204 129 56 19
369 Trust me. Expiration dates are a thing. 1.4602 0.04348 226 142 64 20
370 Take it from me. Give yesterday’s Clams Casino a pass. 1.4601 0.04487 213 134 60 19
371 I told you to stay away from those mushrooms. 1.4599 0.05099 187 123 42 22
372 It's me, the Ghost of Crème Brûlées Past. 1.4596 0.04888 198 129 47 22
373 A friendly reminder: check the expiration dates. 1.4595 0.05456 148 94 40 14
374 I thought I’d find you here. 1.4591 0.04141 220 133 73 14
375 Hi, I’m the Ghost of Reflux Future… 1.4586 0.05046 181 117 45 19
376 Our mother sent me to remind you to put down the toilet seat, and shut the damn refrigerator door, you're wasting electricity. 1.4579 0.04983 190 124 45 21
377 The meatloaf gave me this incredible gas. 1.4574 0.05244 188 127 36 25
378 I am the ghost of cold cuts past. 1.4564 0.04667 195 123 55 17
379 Well, it turns out it's not OK to eat raw cookie dough. 1.4564 0.04610 195 122 57 16
380 Maybe you should pack that to go. 1.4560 0.05143 182 120 41 21
381 Yeah, those "use by dates" are the real deal. 1.4560 0.04701 193 122 54 17
382 A little brie and I can put in a good word with the big guy. 1.4559 0.04626 204 130 55 19
383 No moral fiber in there. 1.4555 0.04677 191 120 55 16
384 Would you save some of the soul food for me? 1.4550 0.04583 200 126 57 17
385 A moment on the lips, an eternity on the hips 1.4550 0.04565 211 135 56 20
386 Just poppin' in from the future. You should probably steer clear of that egg salad. 1.4545 0.04338 209 129 65 15
387 The answer is not in the refrigerator 1.4541 0.04690 218 144 49 25
388 I’m the spirit of lab reports yet to come. 1.4540 0.05192 174 114 41 19
389 I go on an out-of-body experience for five minutes, and here you are stuffing your face” 1.4540 0.05255 174 115 39 20
390 Any soul food? 1.4536 0.04795 194 125 50 19
391 I am the ghost of weight yet to come! 1.4536 0.05407 183 126 31 26
392 Carrots. Eat the carrots. 1.4530 0.04663 181 112 56 13
393 Could you grab the Angel Food cake? 1.4529 0.04869 170 106 51 13
394 Dude, that angel food cake literally has my name on it 1.4529 0.05147 170 110 43 17
395 Hello, past self. Eat that cake, you are going to die anyway. 1.4528 0.04834 212 142 44 26
396 I am the Ghost of Acid Reflux Yet to Come! 1.4526 0.04924 190 124 46 20
397 Got any soul food in there? 1.4525 0.04831 179 113 51 15
398 The Ghost of Midnight Snack 1.4523 0.04598 199 126 56 17
399 I'm the ghost of heartburn-yet-to-come. Stay away from the cacciatore. 1.4523 0.04653 199 127 54 18
400 Have the cheesecake. You're hit by lightening in six months. 1.4521 0.04905 188 122 47 19
401 Try the angel food. It's heavenly. 1.4511 0.04861 184 118 49 17
402 You can always blame the Ambien. 1.4511 0.04545 184 113 59 12
403 I want Soul food 1.4505 0.04812 202 133 47 22
404 Take it from me, your best option is the angel food cake. 1.4503 0.04988 171 109 47 15
405 I’ve come to tell you it’s ok to believe it’s not butter. 1.4502 0.04660 211 138 51 22
406 Tonight you will be visited by three gastrointestinal disturbances. 1.4497 0.05498 169 115 32 22
407 Dinner made me a little gassy. 1.4492 0.04744 187 119 52 16
408 We’ve been trying to reach you about your milk’s extended warranty 1.4492 0.04863 187 121 48 18
409 I'm the ghost of leftovers future. Stay away from the pot roast. 1.4491 0.05072 167 107 45 15
410 Every time the microwave dings, an angel gets his wings. 1.4491 0.04928 167 105 49 13
411 No, I am not your conscience. I'm your excuse. 1.4490 0.05025 196 132 40 24
412 Check the expiration 1.4490 0.05215 147 92 44 11
413 Any angel food cake left? 1.4489 0.05145 176 116 41 19
414 She hid the cake behind the broccoli. 1.4488 0.04606 205 132 54 19
415 You’re having an “out of refrigerator” experience. 1.4486 0.04841 185 119 49 17
416 You have turned on celestial notifications in your dieting app. 1.4486 0.04655 185 116 55 14
417 I’d go for the angel food cake. 1.4485 0.05258 165 108 40 17
418 You’ll regret it later. Trust me. 1.4483 0.04858 174 110 50 14
419 I'd rethink the triple chocolate cheesecake. 1.4475 0.04854 181 116 49 16
420 Believe the expiration date. 1.4475 0.04979 181 118 45 18
421 I’m the spirit of diets past. 1.4469 0.05142 179 119 40 20
422 I am the Ghost of Meatloaf Past… 1.4468 0.04959 188 124 44 20
423 So that cookie dough expiration date is not a suggestion. 1.4468 0.04724 188 120 52 16
424 Ambien strikes again. 1.4464 0.04182 224 140 68 16
425 Got any Angel Food Cake in there? 1.4463 0.05246 177 119 37 21
426 Yeah about that angel cake…” 1.4457 0.04858 184 119 48 17
427 Spoiler alert: You're going to choke on that drumstick, and well... 1.4455 0.04706 202 132 50 20
428 Don't drink that expired milk - trust me. 1.4451 0.05136 164 106 43 15
429 This is what happens if you shake the kombucha 1.4451 0.05018 182 120 43 19
430 You'll never guess what happens next. 1.4451 0.04508 182 112 59 11
431 Don't. It'll come back to haunt you.." 1.4444 0.04934 180 117 46 17
432 Spoiler alert from your future: Beware of the pickled herring. 1.4444 0.04871 180 116 48 16
433 I'm you from 3 hours in the future - don't drink the milk 1.4444 0.05398 162 108 36 18
434 Go toward the light. 1.4444 0.04827 198 131 46 21
435 Go on! Have two! 1.4438 0.04844 178 114 49 15
436 The eclairs are to die for. 1.4438 0.04712 178 112 53 13
437 Hello, I saw your light was on. 1.4438 0.04811 169 106 51 12
438 Did you hear what the doc said about side effects? I was barely listening. 1.4438 0.05074 160 102 45 13
439 Yes, the chicken will kill you. But the afterlife forgives student loan debt so it's cool. 1.4432 0.05189 185 126 36 23
440 Trust me. The fastest way to the afterlife is the steak tartare. 1.4432 0.05245 185 127 34 24
441 The mousse is to die for! 1.4432 0.05016 185 123 42 20
442 “There ain’t no pastrami in heaven, get it while you can.” 1.4427 0.04825 192 126 47 19
443 Good evening. I am the ghost of diets past. 1.4424 0.05324 165 110 37 18
444 Good news! You won't be needing that refrigerator much longer. 1.4421 0.04975 190 127 42 21
445 What was in that brownie?! 1.4421 0.04566 190 120 56 14
446 You might want to rethink your anti-vaxx position. 1.4420 0.05157 181 122 38 21
447 It’s a dream, Carl. Since when do we have food in our fridge? 1.4420 0.04850 181 117 48 16
448 I warned us, that cake was to die for. 1.4415 0.04840 188 123 47 18
449 Whenever a fridge door is opened past midnight, a Food Spirit gets his wings” 1.4413 0.05139 179 120 39 20
450 Peter Pan HAD gotten old, and fat to boot. Wendy was now Andrew which was equally surprising. 1.4413 0.05077 179 119 41 19
451 Keep telling yourself a light snack can't hurt 1.4412 0.05003 170 110 45 15
452 Red bull? At this hour of night? 1.4410 0.05275 161 106 39 16
453 get out of there…you’re not supposed to be….ooohhh is that leftover meatloaf?? 1.4407 0.04795 177 113 50 14
454 I was looking for something to raise my spirit 1.4402 0.04793 184 119 49 16
455 Beware the curds from March. 1.4400 0.04944 200 136 40 24
456 Hi there. Are you fully satisfied with your current car insurance provider? 1.4395 0.05447 157 105 35 17
457 I am the ghost of snacking past 1.4393 0.05007 173 113 44 16
458 Ok you’re going to choke on the wings, but they’re worth it. 1.4392 0.04642 189 121 53 15
459 The leftover lasagna in the green Tupperware may have been there longer than you remember. Just sayin'. 1.4390 0.04277 205 128 64 13
460 Got any soul food? 1.4379 0.04733 169 106 52 11
461 I am the ghost of larger pants to come. 1.4379 0.05091 169 111 42 16
462 I'm you from a parallel universe. You are still bald. 1.4378 0.04584 185 117 55 13
463 I am the Ghost of New Year's Resolutions Past and I'm here to remind you it's only January third. 1.4375 0.04707 192 125 50 17
464 Trust me. Eat the angel food cake. 1.4375 0.04879 176 114 47 15
465 If I were you, Frank, and I am, I'd stay away from that really dry choking-inducing ham sandwich. Trust me. 1.4375 0.05443 160 108 34 18
466 As Bill ended his diet, his will to live returned 1.4375 0.05201 176 119 37 20
467 'To die for,' wasn't hyperbole. 1.4368 0.05051 174 115 42 17
468 I'm here from the future to tell you that the expiration date on the cheese curds does in fact matter. 1.4368 0.04781 174 111 50 13
469 Yes! The light at the end of the refrigerator! 1.4367 0.04954 158 100 47 11
470 Have you been to the Chagall exhibition? 1.4365 0.05033 181 121 41 19
471 Don’t eat the egg salad. Trust me. 1.4365 0.05093 181 122 39 20
472 I think we've had enough edibles for one night. 1.4365 0.05033 181 121 41 19
473 Gary knew that 5 day old curry would come back to haunt him… 1.4364 0.04693 220 150 44 26
474 I'll have the angel food cake 1.4362 0.04470 188 118 58 12
475 You've got to try the cheesecake. It's to die for! 1.4356 0.04539 202 131 54 17
476 Psst ! The ice cream is in the freezer. 1.4355 0.04691 186 120 51 15
477 I am the ghost of weight loss efforts past. 1.4353 0.05136 170 113 40 17
478 Do you have any more angel food cake? 1.4353 0.04929 170 110 46 14
479 Pssst! Check the “ Best by” date on the bologna. 1.4350 0.04733 200 133 47 20
480 Sorry, I ate the angel food cake. It’s what I do. 1.4346 0.04604 191 123 53 15
481 I’m you, Ted. You’re having an out of mayo experience. 1.4345 0.05180 168 112 39 17
482 The rule is, 'Starve a fever. Feed an out of body experience.' 1.4343 0.04767 198 132 46 20
483 If you eat it and die I get my wings! 1.4343 0.04963 175 115 44 16
484 NOW can you believe it’s not butter? 1.4342 0.05497 152 102 34 16
485 Remember - dieting is eating food that make you sad 1.4339 0.04638 189 122 52 15
486 Stay away from the mushrooms. 1.4329 0.04979 164 106 45 13
487 I’ll tell you what keeps me up at night. 1.4329 0.05053 164 107 43 14
488 Finish the Alfredo. See you shortly. 1.4328 0.04714 201 134 47 20
489 You might stop counting calories and start counting days. Just saying. 1.4327 0.04976 171 112 44 15
490 I'm here to tell you to eat what you want. It's not gonna matter. 1.4326 0.04836 178 116 47 15
491 I'm your guardian angel, so I'll eat the other half of the cake. 1.4324 0.04830 185 122 46 17
492 I'm recommending the wings. 1.4321 0.05021 162 105 44 13
493 She hid the good stuff behind the kale 1.4320 0.05290 169 115 35 19
494 Just call me angel of the morning, baby. 1.4318 0.05134 176 119 38 19
495 Yes it’s a dream, but which one of us is dreaming? 1.4318 0.04941 176 116 44 16
496 Actually, high cholesterol gives you wings. 1.4316 0.04558 190 122 54 14
497 Angel food cake please. 1.4314 0.05227 153 100 40 13
498 Dude, trust me, it wasn’t worth it. 1.4312 0.05292 160 107 37 16
499 Don't eat the mushrooms... 1.4311 0.04766 167 106 50 11
500 To be honest, I’d eat it again 1.4311 0.04766 167 106 50 11
501 We should have thrown out the gas station sushi. 1.4310 0.04845 174 113 47 14
502 Well, first you'll see this bright light... 1.4309 0.04891 188 126 43 19
503 Load up on the bacon. It's great up here! 1.4305 0.05600 151 103 31 17
504 No no no eat the shrimp. It's definitely still fine. 1.4303 0.05102 165 109 41 15
505 Do you have anything for gas 1.4303 0.05245 165 111 37 17
506 I'm Not supposed to interfere, but let me just say you and the shellfish have the same expiration date. 1.4303 0.05315 165 112 35 18
507 Do - and die. 1.4302 0.04884 172 112 46 14
508 The angel food cake looks tempting. 1.4302 0.04750 179 116 49 14
509 I am the ghost of this repast. 1.4300 0.04613 207 138 49 20
510 You're attempting to fill a void that can never be filled unless, of course, you still have that cannoli from Ferrara's. 1.4295 0.04972 149 94 46 9
511 the good cannabis is in the back 1.4295 0.05409 149 99 36 14
512 As long as we're astral projecting here, could you project me a ham on rye with mustard? 1.4295 0.05062 149 95 44 10
513 I have come from the future to tell you not to eat that mayonnaise 1.4295 0.05324 149 98 38 13
514 Here's a tip: avoid the fish. 1.4295 0.05465 156 106 33 17
515 I'm in the mood for something light. 1.4294 0.05146 163 108 40 15
516 Marty reconsiders after a visit from the Ghost of Yom Kippur Past 1.4286 0.05007 182 123 40 19
517 So that’ll be one chicken soup for the soul then? 1.4286 0.05281 154 102 38 14
518 No, I'm the ghost of crispness passed. 1.4278 0.05050 194 135 35 24
519 Let's review the side effects of Ambien. 1.4278 0.04966 187 127 40 20
520 Sleep eating: all the fun, none of the calories. 1.4277 0.05078 166 110 41 15
521 I am the Ghost From 10 Minutes From Now. Don't do it. 1.4277 0.05161 159 105 40 14
522 Dr. Finkelstein said to call anytime day or night if you saw any floaters. 1.4276 0.05248 152 100 39 13
523 I’m the ghost of Later Tonight. 1.4271 0.04469 199 129 55 15
524 Hurry up Bob! We’re back in school and this time everyone is naked. 1.4259 0.05166 162 108 39 15
525 This is your Conscience speaking . Save me a slice ! 1.4258 0.05254 155 103 38 14
526 It’s a death by chocolate situation. 1.4256 0.04646 195 129 49 17
527 Which one of us is dreaming? 1.4254 0.04838 181 120 45 16
528 Trust me, that Death- by-chocolate is to die for! 1.4251 0.05195 167 113 37 17
529 They told you that you would have weird dreams if you ate a big snack after midnight, but you just wouldn't listen, would you? 1.4250 0.04980 160 104 44 12
530 I am the ghost of leftovers past. 1.4247 0.04983 186 127 39 20
531 You’re dead. One last pint of ice cream won’t hurt.” 1.4247 0.04924 186 126 41 19
532 Forget the diet. Eat, drink, and be merry. 1.4247 0.05397 146 97 36 13
533 Just a light snack for me. 1.4246 0.04939 179 120 42 17
534 Your conscience is off tonight - I'm just a temp. Have whatever you want. 1.4244 0.05281 172 119 33 20
535 Trust me- the cheesecake is heavenly! 1.4244 0.04537 205 136 51 18
536 Add a whole turkey to the shopping list. Also a sheet cake, 2 taco pizzas and more Ambien. 1.4238 0.05011 151 97 44 10
537 I recommend the angel's food cake. 1.4236 0.05879 144 101 25 18
538 I have come from the future to say you will have a heart attack, but the pudding is worth it. 1.4235 0.04989 170 113 42 15
539 Can you guess what date we have in common with that milk? 1.4231 0.05383 156 106 34 16
540 Hi, future self here. I recommend mixed greens and an iced tea. 1.4228 0.05568 149 102 31 16
541 That angel food cake is for me Harry. 1.4228 0.05568 149 102 31 16
542 When I was told this cake would raise my spirits, I didn't think they were serious. 1.4226 0.05373 168 117 31 20
543 Check the date on the milk. 1.4222 0.04658 180 117 50 13
544 The chicken is to die for. 1.4220 0.04926 173 115 43 15
545 Do it. Totally worth it. 1.4218 0.05454 147 99 34 14
546 This is your conscience speaking … put the handle down and move away from the fridge 1.4214 0.05741 140 96 29 15
547 I'm dying for some angel cake. 1.4214 0.04998 159 104 43 12
548 I am the ghost of three hours from now. Use mayonnaise instead of brown mustard. You'll thank me tomorrow. 1.4214 0.05155 159 106 39 14
549 I am the ghost of your stupidity. Stop eating hotdogs wrapped in bacon. 1.4211 0.05405 152 103 34 15
550 Trust me — you want to throw out that tuna. 1.4211 0.04966 171 114 42 15
551 I'm the ghost of breakfasts future 1.4208 0.04919 183 124 41 18
552 I think we should just have something light. 1.4207 0.04968 164 108 43 13
553 Well, you knew that burrito was going to come back and haunt you. 1.4207 0.05260 164 112 35 17
554 I thought I saw an angel food cake in there. 1.4203 0.05521 138 92 34 12
555 Yes sure! This is only a dream, it won’t matter if you finish all of that cheesecake 1.4202 0.04824 188 127 43 18
556 A moment on your lips, forever on your hips. 1.4201 0.04936 169 112 43 14
557 If you are looking for the magic mushrooms, I already ate them.” 1.4198 0.06029 131 91 25 15
558 I'm the Ghost of Croissants Past. 1.4198 0.04933 162 106 44 12
559 I’m your Fairy Food Father 1.4196 0.05382 143 95 36 12
560 I peed in your sink. 1.4196 0.05989 143 102 22 19
561 The light does not stay on, trust me! 1.4196 0.05737 143 99 28 16
562 Saw the light on, thought I’d drop in 1.4194 0.04800 186 125 44 17
563 Last chance- don’t eat that cake your wife is saving for later. 1.4190 0.04605 179 116 51 12
564 You're having an 'out-of-baloney' experience. 1.4189 0.05509 148 101 32 15
565 This is your conscience speaking. You can have your cake if I can eat it too. 1.4187 0.05053 160 106 41 13
566 I wouldn’t drink the milk. Learned the hard way. 1.4187 0.04974 160 105 43 12
567 Think of it more like an out-of-body mass index experience. 1.4183 0.05688 153 108 26 19
568 If you’re looking for the spirits, we’re in the cellar. 1.4177 0.05404 158 109 32 17
569 Take it from me. Trying to fill that spiritual void with food doesn't work. 1.4172 0.05177 151 100 39 12
570 You die tomorrow,so you might as well 1.4172 0.05061 163 109 40 14
571 don’t eat the Angel food cake, it’s mine 1.4167 0.05531 144 98 32 14
572 BOY! This refrigerator is just like the one down at the morgue! 1.4167 0.05300 156 106 35 15
573 Psst! Grab another one of those pot brownies, the first one didn’t work. 1.4167 0.05025 168 113 40 15
574 I was sent to tell you about the weight requirement to get through the Pearly Gates. 1.4161 0.05479 149 102 32 15
575 I'm personally in the mood for soul food. 1.4157 0.04994 166 111 41 14
576 I'm not supposed to say this, but life's REALLY short - so, go for the pie. 1.4156 0.05187 154 103 38 13
577 And I am the Ghost of Heartburn Yet To Come. 1.4155 0.05763 142 99 27 16
578 I'm from the future. Stay away from that mayonnaise. 1.4152 0.04960 171 115 41 15
579 Did someone say angel food cake? 1.4152 0.04819 171 113 45 13
580 Did someone say soul food? 1.4151 0.05071 159 106 40 13
581 The triple cream brie may kill you, but it will be worth it. 1.4151 0.05149 159 107 38 14
582 Step into the light 1.4151 0.04830 159 103 46 10
583 Try the pastrami. It's to die for.... 1.4150 0.05094 147 96 41 10
584 Your vehicle’s warranty is up for renewal. 1.4150 0.05779 147 104 25 18
585 I'm a figment of your indigestion. There isn't an antacid in there by any chance? 1.4148 0.05085 135 86 42 7
586 I saw the light on so thought I'd drop in. 1.4145 0.05317 152 103 35 14
587 Yes this is a dream. But calories are still gonna count. 1.4145 0.05234 152 102 37 13
588 Remember, late night snacking causes hallucinations. 1.4140 0.05500 157 110 29 18
589 Yes, the potato salad is great -- but it's what's keeping me up. 1.4140 0.05035 157 104 41 12
590 The egg salad will kill you, but it's worth it." 1.4140 0.04795 186 126 43 17
591 Make that two. 1.4138 0.05233 145 96 38 11
592 Quick! Bev's on her way down. Shut the door and start sleepwalking! 1.4129 0.05241 155 105 36 14
593 You were right, sweet dreams are made of cheese 1.4126 0.05282 143 95 37 11
594 Don’t worry…calories consumed between midnight and sunrise never count. 1.4126 0.05729 143 100 27 16
595 Stan. I am the ghost of 3 a.m. leftover dumplings future. Close the door and walk away. 1.4125 0.05123 160 108 38 14
596 It's 8 A.M. somewhere. 1.4121 0.04786 165 108 46 11
597 Better not. That makes you gassy. 1.4121 0.04938 165 110 42 13
598 I'm the ghost of diets passed. 1.4118 0.05449 153 106 31 16
599 Do you really want to be the guy that died from choking on leftover Chinese food in his robe at 2 AM? 1.4118 0.05855 136 95 26 15
600 Hi, my name is Mark. I'll be your conscience tonight. May I suggest the leftover pizza. 1.4118 0.05267 136 89 38 9
601 Well, the expiration date apparently does mean something. 1.4113 0.05237 141 93 38 10
602 You finish the pie, I'll reheat the self-loathing. 1.4110 0.05486 163 116 27 20
603 We're gonna need a bigger belt. 1.4110 0.05054 163 110 39 14
604 You won't find it. I saw you take it last night. 1.4110 0.05294 146 98 36 12
605 You did the same thing in your last life and look where it got you! 1.4104 0.05213 134 87 39 8
606 I admit it,I ate all the angel cake! 1.4097 0.05524 144 99 31 14
607 I’m your DairyGodfather reminding you not to choose that lactose free milk! 1.4096 0.04839 166 110 44 12
608 So that's the light at the end of the tunnel. 1.4094 0.05304 149 101 35 13
609 I’m you after you eat the tainted chicken salad. It’s pretty simple, really. 1.4094 0.05635 149 105 27 17
610 That expiration date ... it's just a suggestion, not a rule 1.4091 0.04841 154 100 45 9
611 Let's just say your next meal might not be for awhile. 1.4085 0.04801 164 108 45 11
612 It's me, The Ghost of Heartburn Future. 1.4083 0.04852 169 113 43 13
613 I had a root beer float. 1.4082 0.05525 147 102 30 15
614 I just wanted to let you know that this is a dream…so eat whatever you want without guilt…except the tiramisu, that’s mine 1.4082 0.05354 147 100 34 13
615 Try the souffle...It's unbelieveably light. 1.4079 0.05227 152 103 36 13
616 I’m the Ghost of No Impulse Control Past— hey, is that cake? 1.4078 0.04593 179 118 49 12
617 Dibs on the piece of angel food cake. 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
618 Just here for seconds 1.4077 0.05747 130 89 29 12
619 Eat the cake, there's a great gym in Heaven! 1.4076 0.05188 157 107 36 14
620 You’re having an out-of-butter experience. 1.4076 0.05108 157 106 38 13
621 I had the month-old beef once! 1.4074 0.05222 162 112 34 16
622 That whole 'lifetime on the hips' thing... not gonna be an issue. 1.4074 0.05294 162 113 32 17
623 Ghost of Leftovers Past 1.4072 0.04741 167 110 46 11
624 I die when a bus hits me, eat whatever you want. 1.4069 0.05579 145 101 29 15
625 I'm not your good inner voice or your evil one. I just think we should have something chocolate. 1.4069 0.05315 145 98 35 12
626 Wanna split a sandwich? 1.4067 0.05190 150 101 37 12
627 As your conscience I'm obligated to tell you that anything you choose is contributing to the climate crisis. 1.4062 0.05810 128 88 28 12
628 I am the ghost of Heartburn Past. Close the door and go back to bed! 1.4060 0.05446 133 89 34 10
629 Whatever you do, don't eat the clams! 1.4058 0.05504 138 94 32 12
630 Go into the light. 1.4056 0.05366 143 97 34 12
631 Trust me, that last meatball is to die for 1.4054 0.05059 148 98 40 10
632 Until the “smell” was taken care of, Hank’s Soul refused to get anywhere near his body. 1.4054 0.05059 148 98 40 10
633 Could I bother you to make me a peanut butter sandwich? Heaven is missing a few bells and whistles. 1.4052 0.05032 153 102 40 11
634 well, now we both know what "USE BY DATE" means.... 1.4052 0.05200 153 104 36 13
635 That was the lightest piece of angel cake I've ever eaten. 1.4051 0.05082 158 107 38 13
636 No thanks. It'll give me gas. 1.4049 0.05048 163 111 38 14
637 You think I won't mention this at weight watchers? 1.4048 0.05425 126 83 35 8
638 The chocolate cake was worth it. 1.4046 0.05608 131 89 31 11
639 It’s probably still good. 1.4046 0.05057 131 84 41 6
640 If you're looking for the chocolate cake, I already ate it. 1.4043 0.05511 141 97 31 13
641 Go back to bed. You'll want to have your cardiac seizure comfortably -- lying down... 1.4043 0.05602 141 98 29 14
642 I'm your Ambien Angel. Eat whatever you want. You won't remember it in the morning. 1.4041 0.05286 146 99 35 12
643 Say, weren't you down here an hour ago" 1.4040 0.05413 151 105 31 15
644 Check the expiration date on the mayonnaise! 1.4040 0.04988 151 100 41 10
645 I highly recommend against that blue cheese there…it’s actually cheddar” 1.4038 0.05207 156 107 35 14
646 A moment on the lips lasts forever on the hips. And ever. And ever. And ever. 1.4030 0.05517 134 91 32 11
647 Close the fridge door and step away. You obviously don't get the gravity of the situation. 1.4029 0.05472 139 95 32 12
648 How's this for a Zoom meeting? 1.4029 0.05178 139 92 38 9
649 Trust me, check the expiration date. 1.4028 0.05245 144 97 36 11
650 Doesn’t look like you’ll be waking up from that food coma 1.4028 0.05336 144 98 34 12
651 I highly recommend the cannabis tea. 1.4027 0.05209 149 101 36 12
652 Eat it, I dare you … 1.4027 0.05296 149 102 34 13
653 I'm you from the future with an important message...that mayo has gone bad. 1.4027 0.04941 149 98 42 9
654 Go for it, you only live once! 1.4027 0.05296 149 102 34 13
655 I'm the Ghost of Gas Passed. 1.4025 0.05436 159 113 28 18
656 Yes, we ARE dreaming. Great men dream of changing society for the better. We however are dreaming of apple pie. 1.4015 0.05677 132 91 29 12
657 Honestly, just choose what makes you happy 1.4015 0.05974 132 94 23 15
658 I suggest you stay away from the left over tuna salad.... 1.4014 0.05517 147 103 29 15
659 I think it was the beans. 1.4014 0.05345 147 101 33 13
660 As the ghost of your future indigestive self, I recommend closing the fridge door. 1.4014 0.05345 147 101 33 13
661 I am the ghost of flatulence future. Have the salami. 1.4013 0.04874 152 100 43 9
662 I always knew I would die in front of an open refrigerator. 1.4000 0.05109 160 110 36 14
663 Two minutes from now you're going to stroke out. Go ahead and eat the cake. 1.4000 0.05038 185 132 32 21
664 Got any food for the soul? 1.4000 0.05181 150 102 36 12
665 Let me tell you about ‘what’s the worst thing that can happen?’ 1.4000 0.05226 155 107 34 14
666 Don't eat the potato salad... trust me. 1.4000 0.05216 145 98 36 11
667 Ghost of midnight snacks 1.4000 0.04834 145 94 44 7
668 In case you’re wondering, that leftover lasagna is literally to die for. 1.4000 0.05248 140 94 36 10
669 You might not want to eat the chicken. 1.3988 0.04809 163 109 43 11
670 DO NOT EAT the leftover tuna salad! 1.3987 0.04995 158 107 39 12
671 No more ice cream for you! I can barely keep afloat as it is! 1.3987 0.05108 153 104 37 12
672 Try the chocolate cake; it's to die for. 1.3987 0.05434 153 108 29 16
673 Can you check to see if there are any more Ghost Peppers? 1.3986 0.05140 148 100 37 11
674 That old cheesecake in the back of the fridge is to die for! 1.3986 0.05486 148 104 29 15
675 I'm the Ghost of Midnight Snacks Yet-to-be. I suggest laying off the mayonnaise. 1.3986 0.05170 143 96 37 10
676 It's just a dream. You'll never be this light. 1.3986 0.05495 138 95 31 12
677 Psst! The mayonnaise is a little off. 1.3986 0.05198 138 92 37 9
678 Don’t drink the kool-Aid… 1.3986 0.05590 138 96 29 13
679 Tonight,you will be haunted by three spare ribs. 1.3985 0.05222 133 88 37 8
680 As the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, I suggest the low-fat cottage cheese. 1.3984 0.05359 128 85 35 8
681 Go ahead. It's not going to stop that piano from falling. 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
682 Go ahead and have the ice cream...trust me. 1.3975 0.05083 161 111 36 14
683 Sandwitching hour. 1.3974 0.05119 156 107 36 13
684 I am the ghost of midnight snacks past. The mayo is bad. 1.3974 0.05322 151 105 32 14
685 Seriously, Fred, I don't care what kind of crap you eat. I'm here to let you know that your car warranty is about to expire. 1.3974 0.05566 151 108 26 17
686 I am your Bad Angel. Get out the BBQ and -- the chocolate Cake 1.3973 0.05277 146 100 34 12
687 Your grandmother says you’re looking thin. 1.3973 0.05366 146 101 32 13
688 Trust me,you don’t want to eat that. 1.3972 0.05593 141 99 28 14
689 She’s asleep,have the chocolate pudding. 1.3971 0.05451 136 93 32 11
690 I'm you from the future, and I came to warn you. Right about this time something's going to startle you and trigger a massive heart attack. I don't remember what it was though, so keep your eyes peeled. 1.3971 0.05248 136 91 36 9
691 I am the ghost of gastric bi-past. 1.3969 0.05384 131 88 34 9
692 The good news is heart burn won't ruin your night. 1.3969 0.05904 131 93 24 14
693 No regrets 1.3969 0.05384 131 88 34 9
694 I'm future you, don't eat the salmon mouss 1.3968 0.05643 126 86 30 10
695 You might as well go ahead; they’re going to expire soon anyway! 1.3964 0.04837 169 115 41 13
696 You wanna see who turns up if you open the dishwasher! 1.3960 0.05538 149 106 27 16
697 I'm the ghost of leftovers past their expiration date. 1.3960 0.05200 149 102 35 12
698 This is your conscience speaking. You'll have to brush again. 1.3958 0.05327 144 99 33 12
699 It's the low-gravity diet. 1.3958 0.05142 144 97 37 10
700 Avoid the salmon. 1.3958 0.04949 144 95 41 8
701 I could use something to hold me down. 1.3957 0.05168 139 93 37 9
702 When I said ‚Go into the light‘ this was not what I meant! 1.3955 0.05900 134 96 23 15
703 Celery. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
704 Angel food or Devil's food? 1.3950 0.05873 119 82 27 10
705 So is it tonight that we get to have our pizza for the last time? 1.3946 0.05248 147 101 34 12
706 I assure you that slice of cake is worth it. 1.3944 0.05285 142 97 34 11
707 Inner peace is on the third shelf in the back next to the cottage cheese. 1.3942 0.05614 137 96 28 13
708 Side effects of Delsectra may include insomnia, hunger pangs, and severe hallucinations. 1.3942 0.05113 137 91 38 8
709 Trust me, the mayo is to die for. 1.3939 0.05563 132 91 30 11
710 I'm the ghost of Midnight Snack Past, and I can tell you that the fish went bad! 1.3939 0.05767 132 93 26 13
711 A Mid-Covid Night’s Dream 1.3938 0.05023 160 110 37 13
712 Bob, this is future Bob. Cheryl really meant it when she said not to eat her leftovers this time… 1.3938 0.05023 160 110 37 13
713 Remember, your mom always said that if you eat late you'll have bad dreams, like this one. 1.3937 0.05826 127 89 26 12
714 The milk is bad. Really bad. 1.3935 0.05376 155 110 29 16
715 I ate it. 1.3934 0.05528 122 82 32 8
716 Turns out we we're allergic to that. 1.3933 0.05172 150 103 35 12
717 The good news is, you can eat anything you want! The bad news is, it’s because you’re on your way out. 1.3933 0.04996 150 101 39 10
718 The chocolate cake in heaven is to die for. 1.3931 0.05647 145 104 25 16
719 Don't touch the meatloaf. 1.3929 0.05431 140 97 31 12
720 Enjoy your Last Supper! 1.3929 0.05139 140 94 37 9
721 Bet that you've never guessed death's door would smell of salami. 1.3923 0.05405 130 88 33 9
722 No, you're not dreaming -- I'm Larry, the holographic food coach from the diet app you just put on your phone 1.3923 0.05726 130 91 27 12
723 Go ahead I am not one of your better angels 1.3923 0.06031 130 94 21 15
724 Choose well. It's your last meal. 1.3919 0.05131 148 101 36 11
725 Your Weight Watchers App sent me 1.3913 0.05580 138 97 28 13
726 Take the cannoli, leave the kale 1.3913 0.05387 138 95 32 11
727 I’d think twice about those leftovers. 1.3913 0.04649 138 88 46 4
728 Death by chocolate. 1.3913 0.05187 138 93 36 9
729 I'm the ghost of carbs after 7. 1.3910 0.05270 156 110 31 15
730 Just go right for the ice cream! You can start that stupid diet again tomorrow. 1.3910 0.05100 133 88 38 7
731 I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that right now is the first moment of the rest of your life... 1.3910 0.05529 133 92 30 11
732 You might want to avoid the leftover tuna salad. 1.3910 0.05211 133 89 36 8
733 In a pandemic, calories don't count! 1.3907 0.05557 151 109 25 17
734 Eat the mushrooms again. 1.3906 0.05681 128 89 28 11
735 And you thought no one would see you. 1.3904 0.05085 146 99 37 10
736 I’m just your other side, here to reassure you that ALL of you approves of this. 1.3901 0.05110 141 95 37 9
737 Eat it, you will die joggin anyway 1.3901 0.05674 141 101 25 15
738 I would, because I am you. 1.3897 0.05540 136 95 29 12
739 Got any leftover gravity in there? 1.3897 0.05340 136 93 33 10
740 I am the ghost of waistlines yet to come. 1.3896 0.04988 154 105 38 11
741 You're past your expiration date. 1.3893 0.05262 131 88 35 8
742 you are on Ambien, go back to bed. 1.3885 0.05258 139 95 34 10
743 That last slice of pie really is to die for. 1.3882 0.04764 152 101 43 8
744 Hurry, REM is almost over 1.3881 0.05392 134 92 32 10
745 Sorry, I ate it. You snooze you lose. 1.3881 0.05287 134 91 34 9
746 Psst… The cake does have nuts. 1.3876 0.05751 129 91 26 12
747 Don’t you remember eating the Death By Chocolate cake? 1.3876 0.05751 129 91 26 12
748 The astral plane closed at eleven. Can you hand me a pudding cup? 1.3873 0.05179 142 97 35 10
749 Looks like our Ambien’s kickin’ in 1.3873 0.05640 142 102 25 15
750 This must be one of those out-of-butter experiences. 1.3869 0.05603 137 97 27 13
751 Food for thought? 1.3869 0.05308 137 94 33 10
752 Don't say I didn't warn you. 1.3869 0.04887 137 90 41 6
753 Something lighter, perhaps? 1.3869 0.04887 137 90 41 6
754 I’d like to talk to you about your car warranty 1.3869 0.05603 137 97 27 13
755 No. The freezer. Remember, we want ice cream. 1.3864 0.05552 132 92 29 11
756 I am your conscience but I changed my mind. Can I have some too? 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
757 I am the ghost of Ambien present. Enjoy your snack and I promise you will not remember it. 1.3858 0.05482 127 87 31 9
758 Sure,the can had botulism. But it still tasted great! 1.3857 0.05420 140 98 30 12
759 I am the Ghost of Colonoscopy Future. 1.3857 0.05227 140 96 34 10
760 This is the part I miss the most about being alive. 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
761 Let's eat the whole pie. It's probably not what's going to kill you. 1.3852 0.05755 122 85 27 10
762 I'm your conscience, take a Tums and go back to bed. 1.3852 0.04930 135 89 40 6
763 They call me the five o'clock shadow 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
764 Any angel food cake in there? 1.3851 0.05030 148 101 37 10
765 Actually, it's a moment on the lips, an eternal afterlife on the hips. 1.3851 0.05210 148 103 33 12
766 Don’t eat the leftover meatloaf 1.3846 0.05339 156 112 28 16
767 I am the ghost of 10 pounds future. 1.3846 0.05928 117 82 25 10
768 I'm here to tell you, that will be the death of you! 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
769 Reconsider walking towards the light. 1.3841 0.05569 138 98 27 13
770 Sleep Aid Side Effects: 1) Sleeplessness 2) Increased appetite 3) Hallucinations with increased appetite 1.3841 0.05569 138 98 27 13
771 Eat anything you like. You get hit by a bus tomorrow. Just kidding ... it's a taxi. 1.3841 0.05474 138 97 29 12
772 Actually, I can believe it’s not butter. 1.3840 0.05879 125 89 24 12
773 Even though you know you are dreaming, go ahead and make the "Dagwood". 1.3836 0.04704 159 107 43 9
774 Ebenezer, I am the ghost of Weight Watchers Past... 1.3836 0.05075 146 100 36 10
775 Go ahead and snack. The heart attack doesn't come for another hour. 1.3833 0.05574 120 82 30 8
776 You were right, Barry. Five days after we die we hit our ideal weight! 1.3830 0.05664 141 102 24 15
777 Hi! I’m Bob, you signed up for the NoomTM virtual superego guilt service? 1.3824 0.05119 136 92 36 8
778 Comfort food: Always raises spirits 1.3819 0.05487 144 103 27 14
779 Your conscience can't sleep either, Bob. 1.3817 0.04780 131 85 42 4
780 A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. 1.3814 0.05372 118 79 33 6
781 I come from your immediate future. Eat all you want before the earthquake. 1.3810 0.05618 126 88 28 10
782 We'll enjoy a little snack together, and then forget it ever happened. 1.3810 0.05387 126 86 32 8
783 You can just ignore the expiration dates - trust me! 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
784 remember when you said you'd die for a double Slice of Cheesecake? You did. 1.3806 0.05585 134 95 27 12
785 Oh, you are definitely hallucinating, that chimichanga was gone weeks ago. 1.3806 0.05275 134 92 33 9
786 It’s true — you can’t take it with you. 1.3806 0.05380 134 93 31 10
787 Can I talk to you about extending your car warranty? 1.3802 0.05898 121 86 24 11
788 Don’t trust the leftover halibut. 1.3800 0.04976 150 103 37 10
789 Eat the cheese, it's worth it. 1.3798 0.05633 129 91 27 11
790 Try the cookies...out of this world! 1.3793 0.05955 116 82 24 10
791 For your continued existence, I’ll recommend the carrot 1.3790 0.05562 124 86 29 9
792 I’m the sweet tooth fairy. I’m taking the cheesecake but will leave a new dollar bill. 1.3790 0.06123 124 91 19 14
793 Pardon me...would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3790 0.05443 124 85 31 8
794 Don't we want to lose weight for the upcoming Chagall retrospective? 1.3789 0.05057 161 114 33 14
795 Yeah, I'm your out of body experience. Could you hand me a light beer? 1.3788 0.05434 132 92 30 10
796 See that Tupperware with the green lid on the bottom shelf in the back? Don't open it. 1.3786 0.05409 140 99 29 12
797 Got any guardian angel food cake in there? 1.3784 0.04927 148 101 38 9
798 The sushi from Tuesday is to die for. 1.3782 0.05172 156 111 31 14
799 You still have time to get in shape. The marathon isn't until tomorrow noon. 1.3782 0.05597 119 82 29 8
800 Heaven is just a snack away! 1.3782 0.05201 119 79 35 5
801 Got enough there to cater your wake? 1.3782 0.05846 119 84 25 10
802 Wait til you see the ghost that comes AFTER that midnight snack." 1.3776 0.05233 143 100 32 11
803 Are we sure? 1.3776 0.05508 143 103 26 14
804 Apparently there isn't a thin man dying to get out. 1.3772 0.05209 167 122 27 18
805 I'm the ghost of lunchmeat past. 1.3770 0.05375 122 83 32 7
806 Might you have some wings? 1.3770 0.05741 122 86 26 10
807 I'm only going to say this one time. The mayonnaise is way out of date. 1.3768 0.05364 138 97 30 11
808 SKIP THE ANGELFOOD CAKE!!!! 1.3763 0.04563 186 130 42 14
809 Remember when Doris said she’d knock you into next week if you ate her pudding? 1.3761 0.05392 117 79 32 6
810 Maybe just skip it tonight. 1.3760 0.05641 125 88 27 10
811 Forget the diet. May I join you? 1.3760 0.05866 125 90 23 12
812 You’re only dreaming if you think I’m not judging. 1.3759 0.05074 133 90 36 7
813 Would you like to know how you die? 1.3759 0.05185 141 98 33 10
814 That cake is to die for. 1.3758 0.05082 149 104 34 11
815 C’mon, break out the spirits! 1.3758 0.05343 149 107 28 14
816 I still haven’t found what I’m looking for either. 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
817 Here's your new diet: something in that refrigerator is poisoned, but I won't tell you which. 1.3750 0.06230 112 81 20 11
818 You may want to pass on the mayonnaise. Just sayin'. 1.3750 0.05517 136 97 27 12
819 Don't worry, Harold. You’re just having an out-of-butter experience. 1.3750 0.05434 128 89 30 9
820 I have just one word for you: Fiber 1.3750 0.05417 136 96 29 11
821 I’m your future ghost. Bad news: you die in a bus wreck. Good news: you can eat more mayo. 1.3750 0.05301 120 81 33 6
822 I'm the Ghost of Acid Reflux Future. 1.3750 0.05564 144 105 24 15
823 Consider me your first warning." 1.3750 0.05547 112 76 30 6
824 Maybe something light. 1.3750 0.05547 112 76 30 6
825 I am the ghost of poor diet choices yet to come. 1.3750 0.05656 128 91 26 11
826 The Last Supper 1.3750 0.05546 128 90 28 10
827 I don't recommend the pastrami on the back shelf. 1.3741 0.05127 147 103 33 11
828 I am the ghost of belly aches to come. 1.3741 0.05031 139 95 36 8
829 This is what happens when you go to the light. 1.3740 0.05455 131 92 29 10
830 It’s me! The twin you ate in the womb!! 1.3740 0.06152 123 91 18 14
831 I see the meatballs. They’re behind the fruit salad. What would you do without me? 1.3740 0.05702 123 87 26 10
832 I’d join you, but it looks like we’re all out of wings. 1.3739 0.05722 115 80 27 8
833 Skip that leftover sushi... Just trust me on this one. 1.3731 0.05367 134 94 30 10
834 I am the ghost of your fat butt of the future. 1.3731 0.05262 134 93 32 9
835 Take it from me, when they say, “It’s to die for” they really mean it. 1.3731 0.05262 134 93 32 9
836 The chocolate cake is to die for. 1.3730 0.05490 126 88 29 9
837 Careful of the macaroni salad, it gave me terrible gas. 1.3730 0.05253 126 86 33 7
838 Remember, you're eating for two. 1.3729 0.05993 118 85 22 11
839 The wings are heaven 1.3729 0.05489 118 81 30 7
840 Leftover meat loaf! Now I’m in heaven. 1.3729 0.05218 118 79 34 5
841 I think I followed the wrong light… 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
842 Avoid the egg salad. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
843 I think one of us is sleepwalking. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
844 Stop or you will get gas and look what happens. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
845 I used to fit on your shoulder 1.3727 0.06309 110 80 19 11
846 Just like me, your hunger is imaginary. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
847 I am the ghost of midnight snacks past - you may call me Heartburn. 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
848 The meatloaf is to die for 1.3723 0.05384 137 97 29 11
849 Turns out the dark chocolate fudge cake was to die for... 1.3723 0.05675 137 100 23 14
850 Yeah that's right, ghost of Christmas future, I ain't got time for the whole tour, just don't eat the leftover chicken! 1.3721 0.05510 129 91 28 10
851 I'm the ghost of waistlines future. 1.3721 0.05510 129 91 28 10
852 looks like we finished the angel food cake last night 1.3721 0.05399 129 90 30 9
853 wow I'm having crazy de ja vu right now 1.3717 0.05508 113 77 30 6
854 You will be visited tonight by three ghost peppers 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
855 I tell you, angel food cake is to die for! 1.3714 0.05939 105 73 25 7
856 You’re gonna regret this later. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
857 Try the leftover meatloaf...it's to die for" 1.3714 0.05301 140 99 30 11
858 Don't snack at night; it makes you hallucinate 1.3712 0.05421 132 93 29 10
859 No, I'm not your conscience. Just hand me the mayo. 1.3710 0.05306 124 85 32 7
860 Go for it. I have seen the future and you will never be gluten free. 1.3707 0.05411 116 79 31 6
861 I am the ghost of your repast. 1.3707 0.05411 116 79 31 6
862 I’ll split it with you. 1.3707 0.05681 116 81 27 8
863 What do you mean the edibles haven’t kicked in yet? 1.3707 0.05681 116 81 27 8
864 It doesn't matter if it's already your second burrito. We get hit by a ten-wheeler truck tomorrow anyway" 1.3706 0.05315 143 102 29 12
865 Wait three minutes so the calories don't count for today. 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
866 I am the ghost of 5 minutes from now. Don’t eat the thing in the foil. 1.3704 0.05970 108 76 24 8
867 Any leftover angel food cake? 1.3704 0.05335 135 95 30 10
868 go for it! we're vaccinated 1.3701 0.04975 127 85 37 5
869 Psst—have the cheesecake. She’s sound asleep. 1.3701 0.05568 127 90 27 10
870 Go ahead eat another piece of cake...you'll only dream that you have gained weight. 1.3699 0.05052 146 102 34 10
871 Feed the dog, before you eat the meatloaf. 1.3697 0.05707 119 84 26 9
872 If you're looking for the beans, I ate them all. 1.3697 0.05830 119 85 24 10
873 Ever have one of those dreams where you feel like you're falling? 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
874 Eat that half-gallon of ice cream and we can be on our way! 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
875 I am the ghost of calories future. I’ve come to tell you, calories still count after midnight. 1.3696 0.05352 138 98 29 11
876 Is there any of that salami we choked on left? 1.3694 0.06261 111 81 19 11
877 Go for the angel cake! 1.3692 0.05475 130 92 28 10
878 Just eat it, it won’t kill you, she said. Boy, was she wrong. 1.3692 0.05689 130 94 24 12
879 You keep going towards that light you'll get sucked in one of these days" .... 1.3692 0.05253 130 90 32 8
880 Second jar to the right 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
881 Do you have any angel food in there? 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
882 Have you tried just dreaming about it? 1.3689 0.05100 122 82 35 5
883 Looks like we’re all past our expiration date 1.3688 0.05173 141 99 32 10
884 Bottom shelf. To the left. 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
885 I'll have a light beer, please. 1.3684 0.05469 114 78 30 6
886 You may want to think twice about the wife's Turkey Surprise. 1.3681 0.05284 144 103 29 12
887 Trust me, tonight you should go for the works! 1.3680 0.05148 125 85 34 6
888 Remember - A moment on the lips, an eternity on the hips. 1.3680 0.05271 125 86 32 7
889 I’m you in 20 pounds. 1.3675 0.05509 117 81 29 7
890 I'm the ghost of regret and indigestion. 1.3675 0.05771 117 83 25 9
891 Hey there, I'm a new feature of your Weight Watchers account. 1.3675 0.06021 117 85 21 11
892 Have you checked your own expiration date? 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
893 Your out-of-body experience wants Dennys instead. 1.3672 0.05419 128 90 29 9
894 Don't worry. You're already dressed for it. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
895 Yep, you've been ghosted! 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
896 I think the lesson here is that mushroom foraging is best left to professionals. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
897 Maybe skip the Death by Chocolate 1.3670 0.06473 109 81 16 12
898 Check the expiration date. 1.3667 0.05909 120 87 22 11
899 Trust me. The deli meats are waaay past their expiry date. 1.3667 0.05667 120 85 26 9
900 ‘What about Devil’s Food cake?’ 1.3667 0.05667 120 85 26 9
901 Grab a second one for me. 1.3659 0.05197 123 84 33 6
902 I’m you from the future, getting a second cupcake 1.3659 0.05324 123 85 31 7
903 I took the last slice to protect you from temptation. All part of the service. 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
904 we’ve been trying to reach you about your extended warranty 1.3657 0.05758 134 99 21 14
905 Don't eat the furry stuff. 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
906 I'm your ghost from knoshs past. 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
907 Yes, you're sleep walking. Yes, anything you eat still counts against your diet. Yes, I know I'm wasting my time trying to stop you. 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
908 I'm you from five minutes ago. Keep it up, you're doing great! 1.3652 0.05569 115 80 28 7
909 Well, they did say astral travel can only take me to places I have already been to. 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
910 For heaven's sake check the date on that potato salad! 1.3650 0.05063 137 95 34 8
911 Choose the Devil's Food cake, I've had enough of the Angel Food. 1.3649 0.05087 148 105 32 11
912 It may be an out-of-body experience, but calories still count. 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
913 You're just dreaming you're hungry. 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
914 I’m your quantum entangled twin. When you eat the chocolate cake, I eat the chocolate cake. 1.3644 0.05337 118 81 31 6
915 Whatever you decide, I'm behind you.... 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
916 Try the triple-rich killer chocolate walnut ice cream. It's heavenly. 1.3636 0.05378 121 84 30 7
917 Something light, very light. 1.3636 0.04842 132 89 38 5
918 I'm an idea for your next book --"Weightless in Seattle." 1.3636 0.05880 110 78 24 8
919 The calories don't count if it's after midnight, I always say to myself 1.3630 0.05321 135 96 29 10
920 Just so you know, it really isn't butter. 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
921 This is the snack that will make our life 10 years shorter. 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
922 This isn’t what I meant when I said follow me into the light 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
923 Enjoy -- you'll never know when it'll be your last. 1.3628 0.05343 113 77 31 5
924 Believe me, I'm as surprised as you are that I could be hungry too! 1.3628 0.05631 113 79 27 7
925 Go back to bed, you expired. 1.3628 0.05488 113 78 29 6
926 We're gonna need a bigger robe. 1.3622 0.05664 127 92 24 11
927 You shouldn't take Viagra just before bedtime, it keeps you up at night 1.3621 0.05530 116 81 28 7
928 You know this is a dream because there is plenty in the fridge to eat 1.3621 0.05252 116 79 32 5
929 If you were looking for the treadmill it's in the basement. 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
930 Go ahead. Eat the cottage cheese. Nobody will know. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
931 You might want to get rid of the chili con carne, Arthur. 1.3615 0.05569 130 94 25 11
932 You'll regret this. 1.3611 0.06234 108 79 19 10
933 Your Zoom meeting is in five minutes. 1.3611 0.05652 108 75 27 6
934 I could swear we had more Prosecco 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
935 Sorry, I finished the Angel Food cake, it was too divine. But I think the Devil’s Food cake is still in there. 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
936 Remember that two week old pastrami sandwich you had last night 1.3607 0.05468 122 86 28 8
937 Speaking as your voice of reason, might I suggest the strawberry non-fat yogurt rather than the leftover piece of triple chocolate cake? 1.3603 0.04970 136 94 35 7
938 I don’t know what alarms me more - the flying «I’m you from the future» dude or that we’re out of cheese. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
939 I’d like to talk to you about your car warranty, which is about to expire. 1.3600 0.05836 125 92 21 12
940 You’ll regret it tomorrow...but pass me a slice 1.3600 0.05416 100 67 30 3
941 Don't mind me. I like to watch. 1.3596 0.05861 114 82 23 9
942 Violets are blue. Roses are red. Eat what you want. You are already dead. 1.3596 0.05449 114 79 29 6
943 It's a Chagall dream. 1.3596 0.06120 114 84 19 11
944 Actually, I'm real. It's your diet that's imaginary. 1.3596 0.05590 114 80 27 7
945 Remember, you’re eating for two now. 1.3594 0.05289 128 90 30 8
946 The wife hid the leftover pie in the vegetable drawer 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
947 Better check the 'Best Before' date. I've got a bad feeling about this. 1.3590 0.04925 117 78 36 3
948 Eat whatever you want. Trust me. 1.3590 0.05880 117 85 22 10
949 I have to nag you. It's my job. 1.3590 0.05880 117 85 22 10
950 I’m your conscience - but please pretend I’m not here. I really want a sandwich too. 1.3590 0.05624 117 83 26 8
951 Try the chicken salad from last February. 1.3590 0.05880 117 85 22 10
952 Hello, I’ve come to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty…. 1.3588 0.05426 131 94 27 10
953 Stop worrying, I turn the light off every time you close the door. 1.3586 0.05332 145 106 26 13
954 Flying is easy, its the hovering that's hard. 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
955 I highly recommend the ghost peppers 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
956 I am the ghost of regretful midnight snacking heartburn past. 1.3583 0.05893 120 88 21 11
957 The good news is, you can stop dieting. The bad news is…..that wasn’t Gatorade. 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
958 Sorry, I finished the angel food cake. 1.3583 0.05397 120 84 29 7
959 Believe me, the tuna salad is past it's expiration date. 1.3583 0.05650 120 86 25 9
960 Yeah, if you're seeing me, that milk was definitely laced with acid. 1.3583 0.05650 120 86 25 9
961 I am the ghost of the uneaten Christmas Fruit Cake 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
962 Go ahead and eat it. The heart attack will happen either way. 1.3578 0.05759 109 77 25 7
963 I am the Spirit of binges past. 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
964 The good news is they play golf in heaven. The bad news is your tee time is in one hour. 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
965 I am the ghost of midnight snacks. If it wasn't meant for you, then why are there lights in the fridge? 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
966 I swear, you can ignore those “best before” dates. 1.3577 0.05671 123 89 24 10
967 By the grace of God, go for it. The food in hell sucks! 1.3571 0.05559 140 104 22 14
968 It’s ok, your dreaming eat as much as you want. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
969 I might be stating the obvious at this point, but those are not regular brownies in there. 1.3571 0.05208 112 76 32 4
970 Fancy seeing you here. 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
971 I am the ghost of your new year resolution 1.3571 0.05341 126 89 29 8
972 I deserve it. You deserve it. We all deserve it. 1.3566 0.05255 129 91 30 8
973 I am the ghost of midnight snacks past, present, and future. 1.3566 0.05481 129 93 26 10
974 This is the part where you fall down. 1.3566 0.05255 129 91 30 8
975 Don´t think that God can´t see you eating the whole fridge every night if you turn off the light! 1.3566 0.05481 129 93 26 10
976 The milk just smelled funny, but it was you that reached your expiration date. 1.3565 0.05818 115 83 23 9
977 If you were going to throw out that old tuna salad, don’t worry. I ate it. 1.3565 0.05948 115 84 21 10
978 I just headed towards the light and ended up back here . 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
979 Dude, you're still asleep, go back to bed. 1.3564 0.05555 101 69 28 4
980 I’m the ghost of the midnight snack. 1.3562 0.04736 146 101 38 7
981 Its you from the future! Do NOT eat those eggs 1.3561 0.05060 132 92 33 7
982 Avoid the devil's food cake. 1.3561 0.05060 132 92 33 7
983 Whatever it is you're looking for, it isn't there. Also, you're about to run out of mayo. 1.3561 0.05704 132 98 21 13
984 It gives you wings...literally. Trust me, just drink water. 1.3559 0.05712 118 85 24 9
985 Don’t eat the romaine… 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
986 Psssssst. Hey buddy you gonna eat all that angel food cake? 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
987 I keep telling you, you want good soul food, you gotta hit up fridges north of 110th Street.' 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
988 Ambien would be fewer calories. 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
989 I am the ghost of heartburn future. Leave the jalapeños for another time. 1.3551 0.04911 138 96 35 7
990 Hey, wanted to let you know that mayo is very expired. 1.3548 0.05515 124 89 26 9
991 You’re sleep-eating again, Dave. 1.3548 0.04884 124 84 36 4
992 What a coincidence. This is my favorite haunt too. 1.3546 0.05146 141 101 30 10
993 Midnight Conscience 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
994 I am the ghost of late repast 1.3545 0.05568 110 77 27 6
995 Don’t worry, I eat light. 1.3545 0.05568 110 77 27 6
996 Got any ghoulash? 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
997 Doorway to heaven 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
998 Don’t worry you aren’t dead. I’m just the part of you that died when you realized you couldn’t eat dairy past ten anymore 1.3545 0.05260 110 75 31 4
999 The Miracle Whip is divine. Stay away from the Deviled Eggs. 1.3543 0.05423 127 91 27 9
1000 Nothing heavy. 1.3542 0.05335 96 64 30 2
1001 Steer clear of the tuna! 1.3540 0.05468 113 79 28 6
1002 : “Uhm, we might want to stay away from the shrimp soufflé.” 1.3540 0.05468 113 79 28 6
1003 I am the ghost of late-night snack acid reflux past... 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
1004 As your guardian angel, I should be recommending the yogurt, but now that I'm here, I think we should split that piece of chocolate cake. 1.3534 0.05511 116 82 27 7
1005 Oh, don’t mind me. I’ve seen this part before! 1.3534 0.05905 116 85 21 10
1006 I think we're stoned. 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
1007 Hope you're not looking for the Dreamsicles. 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
1008 Have the cake- It's heavenly. 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
1009 Go for the foie gras. It's not allowed on the other side of the bright light. 1.3529 0.05415 119 84 28 7
1010 Are you going to use the I was sleepwalking excuse again?” 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
1011 If you share it with me I’ll skip the usual guilt-tripping. 1.3525 0.04928 122 83 35 4
1012 Try the Arrakisian spice--it expands consciousness. 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
1013 I suggest you pass on the leftover picnic potato salad. 1.3524 0.06345 105 78 17 10
1014 Last meal of the rest of your life. 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
1015 I'm your Ambien self. Start with the chocolate cake. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
1016 You have two choices: die in an hour or hold the mayo. 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
1017 When Shirley said, “it’s death by chocolate” …she meant it 1.3519 0.05314 108 74 30 4
1018 Go bold, Bro--chocolate cake! 1.3519 0.05148 108 73 32 3
1019 Where's your mask? 1.3511 0.07047 94 72 11 11
1020 Calories don't count in a dream. The cake is on the bottom right. 1.3511 0.06183 94 67 21 6
1021 I'd stay away from the week-old sushi, but you do you. 1.3509 0.05284 114 79 30 5
1022 Don’t follow the light! 1.3505 0.05870 97 68 24 5
1023 Would your better angel steer you wrong? Leave the kale, take the cheesecake. 1.3504 0.05335 117 82 29 6
1024 Anything expired? 1.3504 0.05195 117 81 31 5
1025 Angel food cake looks good. 1.3500 0.05573 100 69 27 4
1026 I've been sent from the future, shut that fridge and go back to bed. 1.3500 0.05632 120 87 24 9
1027 Don’t choke 1.3500 0.05378 120 85 28 7
1028 You will have a massive strooooooke.  Eat the fruuuuuuuit. 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
1029 You gravitate to the fridge…I levitate. What’s the big deal? 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
1030 Better not lose too much weight- the air is thin up here 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1031 I strongly recommend you check the expiration date on that milk. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
1032 No more cheese, Dave. Trust me. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1033 Don’t tell me to lighten up! 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
1034 That leftover cake is literally to die for. 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
1035 It might smell OK but trust me. 1.3482 0.05338 112 78 29 5
1036 It’s your funeral. 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
1037 I’m begging you. Leave the Red Bull. Take the cannoli. 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1038 Trust me when I say avoid the mayo. 1.3475 0.04826 141 99 35 7
1039 Try the root beer float 1.3475 0.05819 118 87 21 10
1040 I know I suggested this, but now that I see us from behind - maybe just go for the fruit. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
1041 Fred, it's time to go to the big fridge in the sky. 1.3474 0.06654 95 71 15 9
1042 You're an hour late for your midnight snack. It's daylight savings time! 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
1043 Pick the energy drink, remember we have an action dream sequence coming up 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
1044 No thank you, I'm your conscience, I don't need food. 1.3471 0.05951 121 91 18 12
1045 Been up Googling Chagall paintings, how bout you? 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
1046 I'm the ghost of Cholesterol Present..... 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
1047 Don’t eat the egg salad! 1.3465 0.04921 127 88 34 5
1048 there’s a reason for the expiration date 1.3465 0.05047 127 89 32 6
1049 It’s my dream, I can eat what I want 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
1050 Roll a stick of butter in sugar. You’ll thank me later. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
1051 I'm Brandon, your Better Self, saying you'll regret it. 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1052 Diets are a scam. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
1053 You weren't planning on checking the expiration date, were you? 1.3459 0.04896 133 93 34 6
1054 Try the angel food cake, it's to die for. 1.3458 0.05492 107 75 27 5
1055 Hey, no it wasn't covid that got you, it was the lack of a sense of smell 1.3458 0.05804 107 77 23 7
1056 Avoid the milk…or you will also expire. 1.3458 0.06100 107 79 19 9
1057 I am the Ghost of Clogged Arteries Yet to Come 1.3455 0.05980 110 81 20 9
1058 No, scraping the mold off the stew will NOT be ok. 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
1059 I’d have some too if it didn’t go right through me. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1060 Don't go for the egg salad. 1.3451 0.05148 113 78 31 4
1061 Joe, you're dreaming. You haven't bought groceries in weeks. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1062 I’m telling you — the egg salad is to die for! 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
1063 Eat whatever you want! You’re dead!! 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
1064 You won't live to regret it Trevor 1.3451 0.05589 113 81 25 7
1065 Your higher self wants a beer and cheese puffs. 1.3451 0.05293 142 105 25 12
1066 I recommend the leftover meatloaf. It’s to die for. 1.3448 0.05210 116 81 30 5
1067 I'm not allowed to tell you to avoid the leftover tuna salad. 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
1068 Enjoy. Who knows when our next meal will be 1.3445 0.05653 119 87 23 9
1069 I am the Ghost of Leftovers, Present. Any Chinese takeout in there? 1.3443 0.04907 122 84 34 4
1070 I just ate a ghost pepper 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1071 don't touch the tuna! 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
1072 I'm you from the future; do NOT drink the expired milk. 1.3440 0.05460 125 91 25 9
1073 Now, the counterargument. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1074 You're way past your expiration date. 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1075 Eat something heavy so I can stop this damned floating around! 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1076 Any soul food left over? 1.3434 0.05403 99 68 28 3
1077 I wouldn't- 1.3434 0.05948 99 71 22 6
1078 Finish the prune juice. You'll thank me in the morning. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
1079 If you keep this up I won't be able to keep this up. 1.3431 0.06308 102 76 17 9
1080 No, it’s already too late….go for the lasagna! 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1081 I heard there was soul food. 1.3429 0.05552 105 74 26 5
1082 I’ll have something light. 1.3426 0.05450 108 76 27 5
1083 The tuna is to die for. 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
1084 Do me a favor and really savor this sandwich. 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
1085 Is that angel food cake? 1.3423 0.05504 111 79 26 6
1086 Good news. You can polish off the whole cake 1.3423 0.05794 111 81 22 8
1087 It's your conscience, George. You don't need those wings. 1.3423 0.04835 149 107 33 9
1088 The Mac and Cheese is heavenly. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1089 I see you've given up on the ironman triathlon goal by age 40. 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
1090 Those leftovers were so good. I just had an out of body experience ! 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1091 Try the angel food cake...I made it myself. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1092 If you're giving in, can you at least share? 1.3421 0.05261 114 80 29 5
1093 You might as well eat the entire cake, Anthony, as you'll be dead in 10 minutes. 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
1094 Lay off the midnight snacks, just trust me. 1.3421 0.05261 114 80 29 5
1095 What you seek is already inside you 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
1096 No. You're the one that's dead. 1.3415 0.05516 123 90 24 9
1097 Go big or go to bed, dude..... 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
1098 Trust me, don't eat the leftover lasagna. 1.3403 0.05041 144 105 29 10
1099 I'm Covid symptom # 29. 1.3402 0.06698 97 74 13 10
1100 Don’t worry, we’re just having an Out of Belly Experience.” 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1101 You're going to hate yourself in the morning... 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1102 Could you get me a beer while you’re in there? 1.3402 0.05461 97 67 27 3
1103 Want to find out how I got here? Finish off the fried chicken. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1104 So, yes - it turns out Mayo CAN expire. 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1105 For who does the fridge hum? It hums for YOU! 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1106 You’re dreaming so eat all you want. 1.3396 0.05343 106 74 28 4
1107 Went ahead with out you. Now get to bed. 1.3396 0.05172 106 73 30 3
1108 High! 1.3394 0.05714 109 79 23 7
1109 At that moment, Carl began to regret his custom light fixture. 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
1110 I am the ghost of leftovers past. If you don’t ditch the sushi, you could be me. 1.3394 0.05409 109 77 27 5
1111 That wasn't egg nog. 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
1112 That's not mayonnaise, Mark. 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
1113 Wake up, man. You're eating your pillow! 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1114 Just in time for the ghost of heartburn future! 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1115 Those mushrooms ARE magic Bob! 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1116 Hey Bruce, remember when the doctor told you that late night snacking would put you in an early grave? Well... 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
1117 Try the leftover meatloaf in back. It's killer! 1.3390 0.05138 118 83 30 5
1118 Make mine a double. 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
1119 No problem, we consciences like cake, too. 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
1120 The milk's gone bad. Trust me on this one. 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1121 Ambien gives you wings! 1.3368 0.05521 95 66 26 3
1122 Jesus says "No chocolate". 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1123 I'll have had what you're having. 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1124 I've come to inform you that it WAS expired. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1125 We talked about this 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1126 Dibs on the angel food cake. 1.3365 0.05041 104 71 31 2
1127 Son, I've told you ...don't stand with the refrigerator door open! 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1128 Hey. I'm the ghost of midnightsnacks future. You're gonna die of a heart attack tomorrow. So if I were you, I'd eat the whole cake. 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
1129 Sometimes your higher self wants a snack too! 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1130 I’m from the future, you need to buy more mayonnaise. 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
1131 Tomorrow you will be visited by three Republican pollsters. 1.3364 0.06361 107 82 14 11
1132 Eat that last pie and come join me sooner 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
1133 I am your guiding Angel. This is not the bathroom door!! 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1134 Marc Chagall loved that snack. 1.3364 0.06096 110 83 17 10
1135 I followed the light 1.3364 0.05368 110 78 27 5
1136 Who knew that when they said that some foods cause gas that they meant helium. 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1137 I'm you, from past your expiration date. 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1138 The devil's food cake is heavenly. Honestly, it is. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
1139 I'm the fridge fairy. Keep it light and close the door tight. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1140 A ghost? No. It turns out string theory is true and in my universe my refrigerator is out of roast beef. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1141 Remember that the lite yogurt is mine. 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1142 Hey Bro. Turns out Neverland has a dress code. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1143 You are what you eat." Turns out it's true 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1144 Look where the brownies will put you in five minutes. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1145 Apparently the refrigerator light is not the light you’re supposed to be walking to 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1146 You're going to want to avoid the tuna salad. 1.3333 0.05172 111 78 29 4
1147 You Ex sent me here to tell you to “go for it”! 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1148 I'm your alter ego and I'm here to tell you that you don't shave close enough! 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
1149 I’m the ghost of baloney future here to warn you Don’t Eat It! 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1150 Is this the Chagall painting? I think I’m lost 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1151 Try the mousse. 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
1152 After the whipped cream was gone, I just kept pushing on the nozzle. 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
1153 I’m your ghost of sandwiches past, and buddy, trust me, that Mayo is waaaaaay out of date. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1154 Trust me, the caffeine will keep you up 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1155 Go ahead, splurge. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1156 Enjoy the chocolate cake. All we get is angel food. 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1157 Ha ha I'm telling 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1158 I’m the ghost of midnight snack future. I’m here to warn you against the expired milk. 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1159 Try the chocolate cake. It's heavenly. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1160 I'm your bad angel. Eat the pie. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1161 You're out of mayo. 1.3333 0.04927 120 84 32 4
1162 Dibs on the last piece of angel food cake 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
1163 Make it count. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1164 I’m your snack fairy… you wished for me? 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1165 Soul food won’t fill the void 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
1166 Jeffrey, I am the Ghost of Christmas Morning Food Poisoning Yet to Come — don’t eat the prawns… 1.3333 0.05583 93 65 25 3
1167 Forget the fridge. Life is short. Let's go out on the town for juicy burgers and a bottle of gin. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1168 We died in our sleep, but God is sympathetic to midnight snackers 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1169 One Moment on your Lips..Forever on your Hips 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1170 Maybe stop saying Devils Cake is to die for. 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
1171 „Life literally teaches you nothing…” 1.3333 0.05424 108 77 26 5
1172 You realize that we died of food poisoning after eating the leftovers from last night . . . .? 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1173 Did you really think you could escape your conscience? 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
1174 Nah, I’ll wait. 1.3304 0.05051 115 81 30 4
1175 Drop the humus, Steve. You only only have 45 minutes to live. Grab the Häagen-Dazs! 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1176 I've been hanging out all night for some of that angel food cake. 1.3304 0.04976 112 78 31 3
1177 I am the ghost of digestion future... 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1178 Trust me, the meringue is light, fluffy and delicious! 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1179 I wouldn't eat that if I were you. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1180 Skip the chili! 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1181 The fuzzy greens are good. 1.3302 0.05953 106 79 19 8
1182 I am your subconscious…. Eat all you want. 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
1183 Every time a refrigerator "door open" bell goes off, an angel gets his wings. 1.3301 0.05412 103 73 26 4
1184 In the far dense northern reaches, lurking where the mold grows lush and sometimes like little flowers. Go here. For, what you find will be most soothing and delicious at this late grazing hour. 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
1185 You’re having a stroke. Of genius. Just kidding, it’s a stroke. 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
1186 Chill out. I’m just a figment of your refrigeration. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1187 Hello! I'm Clarence! I was sent here to save YOU from a massive heart attack AND EARN MY WINGS! 1.3300 0.05329 100 70 27 3
1188 It's going to be the last thing you eat, so go ahead and splurge 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
1189 Not the mayonnaise! 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1190 Psst! Try the angel food cake! 1.3298 0.05534 94 66 25 3
1191 Don't eat the mayonnaise! 1.3297 0.05426 91 63 26 2
1192 The diet wouldn't have worked out for you anyway. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1193 The commerical said to call the doctor if this happens. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1194 Mind if I share a nibble? The only cheese they have in the afterlife is vegan. 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1195 Make it worthwhile, the building collapses in 90 seconds 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1196 Sundown is 7:03pm… tomorrow. You still have 24.5 hours of atoning to go 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1197 I’ll have a float if you’re making 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
1198 Got a light snack ? 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1199 Close the door and let’s order a pizza. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
1200 Are you sure you should eat another pot brownie? 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
1201 Try the browies, they'll make you fly. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1202 The proof is in the pudding! 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
1203 I am not a ghost, I am your doppleganger. Please Pass me the cheesecake. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1204 Surprised? You passed enough gas to be twins! 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
1205 ‘I’m the ghost of diets past- take heed those who enter here, as what takes mere minutes on thy lips, will forever be on thy hips’ 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
1206 Go for the Angel Food cake 1.3274 0.04940 113 79 31 3
1207 eat it all…eat it all…eat it all……. 1.3274 0.05821 113 85 19 9
1208 The milk’s gone bad. Ask me how I know. 1.3274 0.05955 113 86 17 10
1209 I gave up on you a long time ago. Get enough for both of us. 1.3274 0.05821 113 85 19 9
1210 Go ahead! it was actually good cholesterol 1.3273 0.05020 110 77 30 3
1211 the chicken salad is to die for... and from... 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1212 I wish I were more like you, able to stand on my own two feet. 1.3271 0.06053 107 81 17 9
1213 Hurry up and pick something, it’s hard to keep up the distancing! 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1214 Please don't eat the last cookie. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1215 In retrospect, Use Your Illusion is a better album than Appetite for Destruction. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1216 It ISN'T just a metaphor... the light does stay on when the door closes. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1217 Have at the pastrami, it's the city bus that gets ya 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1218 After you. 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
1219 I told you that chicken was bad! 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
1220 You won’t regret the clam sauce. It’s to die for. 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
1221 Sleepwalking is child's play. Try this. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1222 You should've probably checked that expiration date buddy. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1223 Ghost fart 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1224 Some quick advice: don't eat the angel food cake. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1225 Butter ,sour cream aioli,and hot fudge sundaes are the key to enternal life. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1226 Might I suggest the pizza? Grab a beer too,you have five minutes. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1227 Think of it as an early breakfast. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1228 It's expired. 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
1229 Well, this kitchen is well stocked with spirits. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1230 Go ahead—-your diet starts tomorrow 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1231 What about a nice glass of warm 1% milk instead. 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1232 No Kimchi?" 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
1233 Night Calories don’t count 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1234 Is there any beer? 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1235 Pick something light. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1236 Let’s talk about expiration dates! 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1237 Oooh! Bread pudding! 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1238 Your therapist said to ‘feed your spirit,’ so how about some eggs? 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
1239 If your seeing me ….Step Away from the Fridge!!! 1.3250 0.06168 120 95 11 14
1240 But I can’t tell you which one 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
1241 Hi, I'm your Ghost of Heartburn Past. Try to avoid the left over lasagna this time 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1242 It's a trap! 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
1243 Spoiler alert: you should go ahead and have the cheesecake. 1.3241 0.05066 108 76 29 3
1244 Don't eat the leftover meatloaf. You should really trust me on this one. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1245 Go ahead and eat the mayonnaise - and complete the prophecy. 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1246 If I ate like you I’d never get off the ground 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1247 Try the angel cake. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1248 Go for the mayo. We died two hours ago. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1249 Believe me, I know. The carbs are going to kill you. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
1250 My apologies, Stanley, but, you’ll need to make that to go! 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1251 Yes, we're having an out of baloney experience 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
1252 Go ahead! Finish that pizza! I'll wait and take you on up. 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1253 I've come from the future to warn you that the rest of the pie isn't worth it. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1254 Bad news: this is the last decision you‘re gonna make. Good news: you’ll be in a robe and elastic waistband for the afterlife. 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1255 You should have put expiration dates on those containers. 1.3232 0.05339 99 70 26 3
1256 I must be your out-of-body experience. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1257 You wouldn't if you were me. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1258 Either I’m your guilty conscience calling you out for late night snacking or Suzy put LSD in everyone’s drink last night… you decide. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1259 I’m just saying, you may want to avoid the bean casserole. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1260 Pass the soul food 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1261 Go ahead and have the pastrami Reuben I’ll wait! 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1262 Better check the expiration date 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1263 Prousting” to see if anything new shows up 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1264 Honey are you staring in the fridge talking to yourself again? 1.3229 0.05440 96 68 25 3
1265 They warned me that some of the side effects might be sleep-floating and hallucinating about midnight snacking. 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
1266 I’m hungry after that wonderful Chagall exhibit. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1267 Live it up. 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1268 The carrot sticks are in the bin. 1.3226 0.05108 93 64 28 1
1269 I stocked up on ghost peppers. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1270 I'm your diet angel. Your wife sent me to say " get back to bed!" 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1271 Shut the door, it's freezing! 1.3222 0.05434 90 63 25 2
1272 I heard you make the best angel food cake! 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1273 Those leftovers are to die for 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1274 I’m from the future. Please leave me the leftover lasagna. 1.3220 0.04945 118 84 30 4
1275 I am your ghost of the future, do not indulge. 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
1276 I am the ghost of cholesterol future…put down that cannoli 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
1277 No, walking downstairs in the middle of the night is not enough exercise to offset a piece of cake. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1278 Try the 'lite' yogurt - it really works! 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1279 We're not getting low on soul food, I hope. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1280 I wear the pounds I forged in life. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1281 I'm your conscience, but it looks like it's too late to weigh in on this. 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
1282 I'm having another one of those flying-in-the-kitchen dreams. You? 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1283 We got hit by a bus. Go ahead and eat whatever you want! 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1284 C'mom, don't leave me hanging--what's for breakfast? 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1285 Do I look like a Guardian Angel? 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1286 Oh, nothing for me, thanks. I just had a light supper. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
1287 The Ghost of Christmas Future says it's not on your diet. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1288 Is that Devils Food? OK , What the heck. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1289 Ever try a ghost pepper? 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1290 Ironically, I’m actually more of a Devil’s Food Cake kinda guy 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
1291 It's a new service: Uber Insomnia. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1292 It's expired... like me. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1293 No, no, Donny. Remember how midnight snacks give you delusions. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1294 Yes, this is how NOOM works" 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1295 No, you're right. Those chimichangas won't come back to haunt you... 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1296 I ate your leftover pizza. Whatcha gonna do about it? 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1297 I'm your ghost of late nights past. Sorry, I ate the last piece of pie already 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1298 Hi there, I'd double-think that roast beef and swiss. 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1299 I'm you in 30 minutes if you eat that bacon. 1.3200 0.05101 100 70 28 2
1300 Who said that Chagall was not realistic? 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1301 I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past Expiration Date. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1302 Why wouldn’t I be your conscience? 1.3200 0.05295 100 71 26 3
1303 Let me tell you about today's specials. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1304 I’m not sure I want to return to that body. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1305 I need to eat something. I’m feeling a bit light-headed. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1306 You’re better than this Gary, you’ll regret it in the morning you always do 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1307 Try the cake- it's to die for. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1308 You'll be visited by the ghosts of three sourdough starters. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1309 You're going to blame the missing cake on me, aren't you? 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1310 I'll take mine to go 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1311 Yes, I'm you in about 30 minutes if you dare eat that leftover shrimp salad that has been in there for six days. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1312 Use a glass. Trust me. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1313 Hey me, it's you. What kind of mushrooms were on that salad? 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1314 I'm your conscience. Have a piece of celery! 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
1315 No need to keep looking. You ate the Floating Island a few hours ago. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1316 Don’t eat those, they’re for the wake. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1317 I am the ghost of the nightmare soon to come. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1318 What happens in the kitchen--stays in the kitchen. 1.3182 0.06770 88 68 12 8
1319 Remember when your wife said midnight snacks would kill you? She's gonna make sure of it. 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
1320 Just a heads up... Marge has been Googling "Untraceable Poisons". 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1321 I think you’ll like that green stuff on the top shelf. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1322 I'd warn you to not eat the leftover tartare, but then I wouldn't be here. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1323 Eat the donuts. All of em. You die in a subway flood anyway. 1.3182 0.06048 110 85 15 10
1324 I am the ghost of Paleo Past. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1325 Don't worry, it wasn't the cake. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1326 I'm just a figment of your Ambien imagination. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1327 I am the Ghost of COVID Present: check the expiration date, for the ICU’s are full. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1328 I wouldn’t recommend the Chowder 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1329 Last week’s tofu is to die for 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1330 Eat light 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1331 Nothing says “I’m waiting for the results of my biopsi,” like Laughing Cow and jalapeño jelly on a Triscuit. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1332 My recommendation is the Angel food cake….it’s heavenly. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1333 Hi! I'm the Ghost of Your Very Near Future. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1334 Mother says Hi. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1335 Eat the Casserole. It's to Die For. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1336 I am the Ghost of GERD episodes past. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1337 Hey-- little tip. The Ivermectin Impossible Burger really isn't possible. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1338 Noo really, it’s to die for. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1339 Close the refrigerator door, step back slowly and put your hands where I can see them. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1340 I am the ghost of heart burn to cone 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1341 I am the ghost of past-the-expiration-date. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1342 Remember, a moment on the lips, and after-lifetime on the hips. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1343 Note to self: lay off the mushrooms. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1344 You're alone! Skip your wife's healthy dip! 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1345 It “was” a wonderful life. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1346 I'm the ghost of indigestion past. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1347 Hey, don't forget that you're eating for two now! 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1348 I am the ghost of "Cold Chinese Takeout past. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1349 Trust me. If you cut out the carbs, you’ll feel lighter. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1350 Alright, one last drink before you decease and I depart. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1351 Wow you really are your own worst enemy 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1352 I am the ghost of After Dinner 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1353 I am the ghost of bacon past. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1354 This time, regard the expiration date. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1355 Excuse me Sir, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
1356 I'm your Wary Gut Father. 1.3140 0.05633 121 93 18 10
1357 That slice of pie is behind the Miracle Whip...and you didn't hear it from me. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1358 A balanced diet keeps you grounded." 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1359 Grandmother said 'have the cake'" 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1360 You're still asleep 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1361 You didn't wash your hands after going to the bathroom. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1362 I am the ghost of best-by dates past. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1363 I am in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Leftovers yet to come? 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1364 Hey, pal. In our dreams, we are savoring the finest Chateaubriand with truffles and a fine balsamic reduction. You really gonna ruin that for us with a ham and mayo sandwich? 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1365 Whatever you do, don't eat the chicken 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1366 Remember to check the vegetable crisper. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1367 the peanut butter was totally worth it 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1368 Yeah, I couldn't sleep either. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1369 Harry, I am from your future! Unfortunately, I’m from just four minutes ahead in your future so I really have nothing interesting to tell you. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1370 Eat something. I'm bloated. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1371 I am the ghost of Tomorrow Morning. Don't eat the yougurt. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1372 You should have thrown away the tuna salad. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1373 If you snooze,you lose. 1.3125 0.04917 112 80 29 3
1374 The expired milk is to die for. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1375 I'm supposed to tell you to resist temptation, but make me a sandwich and I didn't see a thing. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1376 Tom Brady stops eating at 7 p.m. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1377 Hello! I am Hugh your personalized holographic fridge assistant. Feel free to ask yourself why you opened this door. 1.3125 0.05070 144 110 23 11
1378 Don’t eat the ghost pepper. 1.3120 0.04740 125 90 31 4
1379 Purgatory run out of kombucha again? 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
1380 Do I look familiar Larry? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1381 Chagall I help you find a midnight snack?” 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1382 This new version of Weightwatchers seems to violate my privacy. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1383 Do I really look thinner up here? 1.3118 0.05292 93 66 25 2
1384 Stay away from the yogurt. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1385 You're having delusions. You better eat something! 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1386 Don’t worry, everyone’s thin in Heaven 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1387 Skip the mayo. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1388 I'm the Ghost of Mayonnaise Past. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1389 I’m the ghost of cravings past. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1390 So you’re asking yourself, “is the chicken salad bad?” Yeah, it’s bad. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1391 I'm just the ghost of resolutions past, so go right ahead. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1392 O.K, when I said I should start watching what I eat, this isn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1393 Hi Bill, I'm the spirit of Death by Heart Attack yet to come. You don't really want to eat that donut, do you? 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
1394 That's it. The light at the end of the tunnel. You might as well grab a doughnut. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1395 I just find it much more uplifting than sleepwalking. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1396 I’m your MRNA. Please take the vaccine, already. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1397 No -- year old leftovers aren't a good idea. 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
1398 Sorry, I ate all the ghost cookies 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
1399 She hid the cake behind the pickles, back right 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1400 I enjoyed my midnight snacks too but there are repercussions. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1401 If you see me,the blue cheese in the back has gone bad. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1402 Closing and opening the fridge won't change what's in it. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1403 I know it's late, but I am pursuing my dreams. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1404 Do not hesitate, you’ll die in a moment anyway. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1405 The helium sandwich is delicious. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1406 It's a common misconception that astral projections don't get hungry. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1407 I am the ghost of past midnight snacks… 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1408 Take your time. The answer is within. 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1409 Nothing in the handbook that says a guardian angel can't snack. 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
1410 You’re wondering if these leftovers from last week are still good. I’m here to tell you, no, they certainly are not. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1411 You know...what you're looking for...is not in there. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1412 I came back to remind you to check the expiry dates. 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
1413 Ya gonna eat all of that? 1.3095 0.05350 84 59 24 1
1414 I think you’ll regret the egg salad. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1415 Go for it. I'm off-duty until sunrise. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1416 Harold, you’ve got to read the expiration dates before snacking before bed. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1417 If I were you, I'd have the cheesecake. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1418 Brownies. More brownies. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1419 Ambrosia, please. To go. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1420 I like angel food cake. 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1421 your last wish was for a pickle? 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1422 Pssst. The ice cream is in the freezer section. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
1423 Tonight, don't go for the Lite beer. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1424 Aunt Mildred can’t wait to see you. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1425 Have another slice of cake, it’s to die for. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1426 The Heavenly Hash ice cream is mine. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1427 You know, you should really start making decisions faster. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1428 You didn't listen to me when I was just a voice in your head. Maybe you will listen to me now. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1429 Look, we’ll be killed by a terrorist next week, so reheat the marbled steak AND have the tiramisu, put some extra cream on it. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1430 Tonight you will be haunted by Three Spirits: the Ghost of Snacking Past, the Ghost of Snacking Present, and the Ghost of Snacking Yet To Come... 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1431 Perhaps I can interest you in a night cap 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1432 Close the door. The light's keeping me up." 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1433 Never heard of the realm of hungry ghosts? 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1434 Which of us is dreaming? 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1435 Hey, moron, you sure you want to eat those donuts after you'e seen what you look like? 1.3077 0.06122 104 81 14 9
1436 It really doesn't matter. You're going to lose a lot of weight very soon. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1437 Like a moth to a flame. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1438 Avoid the dairy tonight, will ya? 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1439 You know, when Harriet left because of the constant hovering, she was probably referring to me and not you. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1440 Dude, this is your conscience speaking. Ice cream is in the freezer. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1441 I'm your midnight snack fairy godbrother. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1442 I go towards the light too. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1443 I knew I'd find you here 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1444 Check and see if there's any soul food. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1445 Hold everything! I want take out! 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1446 You know, whatever you eat during an OBE has no calories... 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1447 The kale is in the bottom drawer. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1448 I'm here to warn you that the cake will kill you... but it's so worth it! 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
1449 I would check the 'sell-by' date on that mayonnaise if I was you 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1450 I’m you from the future. You get hit by a car, so no need to worry about heart disease. Eat whatever you want. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1451 Let me guess — She’s ‘too tired’? 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1452 Midnight snacks at the residence of Marc Chagall 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1453 I don't think those are portobellos. 1.3061 0.06223 98 76 14 8
1454 Don't use the Lite Mayo. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1455 Why not go for something light? 1.3061 0.04899 98 69 28 1
1456 Two things Murray: splurge on Grub Hub and call your mother. 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1457 My secret favorite is Deviled eggs. 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1458 You have the sandwivh, I'll have the beer! 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1459 You try it, I'll just watch. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1460 Don't eat the yeast. 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1461 I am in the mood for something light tonight. 1.3061 0.04899 98 69 28 1
1462 You are thinking "what will a little expired peanut butter do to me?", aren't you? 1.3061 0.05311 98 71 24 3
1463 The way to a soul's heart is leftover Kung Pao. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1464 Try the angel food cake. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1465 I am the ghost of cheeses past. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1466 Yeah, I used to have a cape, but now that I’m in my golden years I just fly around in this bathrobe. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1467 My long-lost twin brother. Still think I'm full of hot air? 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1468 Trust me, the milk has gone very, very bad 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1469 Might I recommend something a little lighter? 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1470 I’ve been eating lighter lately. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1471 I was on my way to the bathroom when I saw the light. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1472 You’re allergic to cheese but it was worth it 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1473 Try the ambrosia, it’s heavenly. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1474 I’d go with the deviled eggs & Lucifer chicken 1.3053 0.05200 95 68 25 2
1475 Is it midnight yet? 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1476 The mushrooms have peaked. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1477 I'd recommend you skip the light cottage cheese. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1478 I told you Ambien eating was a thing. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1479 I like being your alter ego but I don't appreciate being wakened in the middle of the night for a refrigerator raid! 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1480 Trust me – you won't regret it. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1481 I'm your food angel. It's like your good angel, but with a PhD in Nutrition Science. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
1482 Stop faking surprise; I'm always here when you open the frig. 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1483 Can I occupy your body to have sex with your wife after the sandwich? 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1484 I am the Ghost of Insomnia Future - try the veal. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
1485 I told you that cake was to die for! 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1486 I am your food fairy, remember what I say about midnight snacking - a moment on the lips, is a lifetime on the hips! 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1487 I am the ghost of Christmas leftovers long languished, Ebenezer. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1488 So... I just have to walk into the light? 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
1489 Something a little less gassy, tonight, perhaps? 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1490 The death by chocolate ice cream was right. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1491 Your better angel says,"Go back to bed." 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1492 Psst! Fred, it's a dream, eat all you want. 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1493 The cheese was bad, Larry. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1494 They say chicken soup is good for the soul, but maybe we could order in some pizza for a change? 1.3034 0.05155 89 63 25 1
1495 Just a warning,that chicken was undercooked . 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1496 It’s 11:59. Technically, our diet starts tomorrow. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1497 Never trust an expiration date. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1498 That rye bread with the mold on it - go easy on it. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1499 You're still dreaming Frank... the fridge is empty! 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1500 Sleep-eating” calories count too, Pau 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1501 I'll have a ham on rye. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1502 Come back to bed and there's a sexy dream about Chelsea in Accounting in it for you. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1503 You wouldn’t believe it wasn’t butter. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1504 Well. I'm not hungry, so you must be the one who's real. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1505 Just pretend the quinoa is bacon. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1506 The pandemic aged Peter Pan 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1507 I'm the ghost of midnight snacks past. Remember what those leftover chimichangas did to you last time? Come with me... 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
1508 Better angel? No, I’m your bettor angel. Fifty bucks says you go for the chocolate cake. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1509 Ya it's the same up there, an enticing doorway to false promises 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1510 My (identical) twin brother coming back from the dead to tell me to stop getting fat because others might think it's him. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1511 Yes, that little carton of moo goo gai pan WAS too old. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1512 Sorry, I’m the kale angel. The cake devil is back tomorrow night. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1513 It is I, the Sandwichman! 1.3023 0.05249 86 61 24 1
1514 Who were you expecting, Patrick Swayze? 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1515 This motherfucker… 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1516 Your conscience was tied up at the moment, but suggested you eat the entire jar of mayonnaise. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1517 I ate all the Angel Food cake 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1518 So, can you guess what happens if you keep eating those midnight snacks? 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1519 The Ivermectin is on the right side of the top shelf 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
1520 You’re obviously dreaming, so go at it and stop counting calories. 1.3019 0.04865 106 76 28 2
1521 I’m the ghost of reflux past. 1.3019 0.06020 106 83 14 9
1522 The internet told me you were here. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1523 I am the ghost of meals past. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1524 Listen to me— do not eat the expired yogurt. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1525 Have the chocolate cake . Life is short . 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1526 You’re getting warmer… 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1527 The bathroom's down the hall. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1528 Greetings, Sam. I’m the Ghost of Mayonnaise Past Due. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1529 I'm your good fairy. Eat the cake. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1530 Let the yeast rise longer. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1531 Our wife poisoned the milk. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1532 The leftover soul food is to die for 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1533 The 'good-you' is sleeping. Lets party! 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1534 Dairy? Only in your dreams. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1535 May I have the leftover wings? 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1536 I'll have a moon pie too. 1.3000 0.05347 90 65 23 2
1537 If you’re not going to listen, then fix me one, too. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1538 If there's no angel food cake, I wouldn't mind some deviled ham. 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
1539 I think you should double check what you wrote in that personals ad. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1540 Your future self says: pass on the turkey leftovers . 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1541 Go ahead……I dare you 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1542 I'm not your ghost, I'm the ghost of your New Year's Resolution. 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
1543 Goodnight Moon Pies. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1544 I'm you, next week, if you eat that piece of fudge cake. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1545 Don’t eat the liverwurst 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1546 Oh I remember this! My last midnight snack before a wandering spirit scared me to death 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1547 Actually, I am more like your Guardian Angel cake. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1548 Well, the sandwich WAS mine... 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1549 I’m the ghost of snacking future. Eat the pizza. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1550 Eat as much as you want. I'll do the weigh in tomorrow. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1551 It turns out that the Afterlife could care less about you, so go ahead and have the pâté 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1552 Turns out Susan was right about the 8th grilled cheese. Who would have thought!? 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1553 You’ll regret that in the morning 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1554 You should try the cake, its to die for. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1555 Alright here is the beauty of a lucid dream: Go ahead and eat everything you want from your childhood fridge! 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1556 Close the door and step back or I’ll have to hurt you. 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1557 Close the door or come with me now. 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
1558 I've come back to warn you--chicken tartar is a really bad idea. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1559 The fuzzy cheesecake is to die for. 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
1560 Reward yourself! You've been under house arrest for a year. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1561 I know you said you didn’t want your conscience to bother you, but we really do need to lose some weight… 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1562 I've discovered that by cutting out midnight snacks, I've become much lighter. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1563 I promise it wasn’t the cheesecake 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1564 The chicken bone will get stuck in your throat. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1565 Since I started my new diet, I feel lighter than air. 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
1566 Let’s have a root beer float 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1567 Could ya pass me that tub of cottage cheese, and a spoon. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1568 It’s time we’ve stopped self-isolating. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1569 That leftover lasagna is to die for! 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1570 I'm having an out of body dining experience 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1571 Forget the food. Your time is up! 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1572 Go for the chocolate cake! 1.2981 0.04904 104 75 27 2
1573 Go ahead...keep drinking mayo out of the jar. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1574 Those calories really do count! 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1575 That cheesecake looks heavenly. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1576 There was a fly in my soup 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1577 Just, please, don't eat the leftover goulash! 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1578 Pardon me, but I believe I'm first in line. 1.2979 0.05202 94 68 24 2
1579 Go ahead. Life's too short. Trust me. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1580 I'm feeling a spicy pickle crazy dream vibe for tonight 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1581 Remember you are lactose intolerant. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1582 Go a bit fancy. That truck will be hitting you before breakfast 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1583 No more of those mushrooms for us... 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1584 Ice cream float! 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1585 Unless you want to turn into me, keep away from the potato salad. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
1586 Live a little. Drink the regular. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1587 Sorry- I ate all the angels food cake. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1588 Yes, I'm your guardian angel. But if you split it with me I'll just keep it between the two of us this time. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1589 Pro tip: Don’t eat the potato salad. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1590 I'll have some of that devil's food cake for a change, please. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1591 But if you do choose to drink directly from the milk carton, I’ll know. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
1592 You’re not really hungry Bob. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1593 The answer is 'nothing.' Unless you want to go to the bathroom three times before dawn, the answer is 'nothing.' 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1594 Super-ego, please… last junk food night… 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1595 We have a Tee-time with God in the morning. 1.2967 0.06720 91 73 9 9
1596 Sure, I get a guardian angel from Weight Watchers.... 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1597 Don’t just stand there with the door open. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1598 Sorry, I thought this was the light at the end of the tunnel 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
1599 Good evening - I'm your virtual weight-watcher. 1.2963 0.05399 81 58 22 1
1600 If I were you….oh, wait, I am. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1601 Stay away from the kraut! It’s nothing but gas! 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1602 I bet you hope this is a dream 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1603 That meatloaf will come back to haunt you! 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1604 How come we weigh the same even though I burn more calories than you do? 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
1605 It is I, the ghost of leftovers past 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1606 you might as well have it...I happen to know you've only got 10 minutes left on earth! 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1607 Oh, PORTION control - not apparition control. My mistake. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1608 As your Guardian Lite Angel I’m suggesting go easy on the Gorgonzola and forget the chocolate 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1609 I was told to look towards the light. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1610 Oh for God’s sake! Go ahead- it’s a pandemic! 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1611 I'm the first ghost of leftovers past. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1612 Forget food, let's have a drink. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1613 If you eat the expired mayonnaise you can float through walls. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1614 Ever wondered what you would have for your last dinner? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1615 Make it for two... 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
1616 Close the door and fly away with me. 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
1617 Hey, just because I'm here, doesn't mean you have to eat for two. 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
1618 I am the ghost of snacking future. Throw out the Mayo! 1.2952 0.04865 105 76 27 2
1619 we were right: totally worth it 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1620 Midnight appa-rations 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1621 Any chicken soup? 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1622 Don’t even THINK about eating that raw cookie dough 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
1623 Are you sure you want to use your last wish on some extra salami? 1.2949 0.05508 78 56 21 1
1624 I come with your full subscription to Noom. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1625 Your Better Self says “ forget it and go back to bed”! 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1626 Is it safe to come back yet? 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1627 You again? 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1628 It wasn't a two-bite brownie after all 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1629 I'm craving those Twinkies you saved in the freezer in 1969 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1630 I just had a light snack. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1631 Nothing too heavy. It makes us dream. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1632 You're still going to look like me in the future no matter what you choose. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1633 Greetings. I’m the hologram app on your new smart fridge 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1634 I said the strong box not the ice box. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1635 The light goes out, trust me I checked. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1636 Yes, right! Better late than never 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1637 I know what you did last summer 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1638 I’ll have what you should not. 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1639 Could you make me a float? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1640 The ghost of waistlines past. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1641 I’m the ghost of Christmas future, do not go near that drumstick. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1642 How many times are you going to open the fridge to see if that piece of pie has returned 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1643 Hey, I was here first. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1644 I'm you from the future. The egg salad IS too old. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1645 Every time a refrigerator door swings, a chubby angel gets his wings. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1646 I can recommend the angel food cake. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1647 Find anything past the expiration date? 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1648 I am the ghost from past diets. Do you really want that midnight snack? 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1649 For dessert, I'm going to go with the angel food. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1650 I think the mushrooms are expired. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1651 I am the Ghost of Corned Beef Future. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1652 Trust me. I'm you -- just a few pounds heavier. Go for the cake. 1.2927 0.05345 82 59 22 1
1653 Does the light really stay on when you close the door? 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1654 No, I'm just your ordinary refrigerator angel, and I'm here to tell you that no matter how much you paid for it, broccolini is still broccoli, even if it is cuter and sounds more sophisticated. 1.2927 0.06829 82 65 10 7
1655 “Tonight you will be visited by three trips to the bathroom.” 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1656 The Macy's Parade dream again. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1657 Try the air crisps - they are so light! 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1658 Of course I'm your fairy god-mother. Go ahead, eat whatever you feel like. You deserve it. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1659 He,this is cool! I’m YOU, from the future! 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1660 Take it from me. If you eat those beans you will have gas. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1661 As the ghost of your future self... Late night snacking is a killer. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1662 I’m just saying, I wouldn’t recommend that slice of Devil’s food cake. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1663 I had a dream about Marc Chagall... 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1664 Go for the chicken salad. It’s lighter than air. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1665 You die of undetected syphilis. Have the ice cream. 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
1666 Make my eggs light and fluffy 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1667 Well, since you asked, the chicken parmesan is to die for. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1668 Step back from the chocolate cheesecake, and I'll steer clear of that big tunnel of light. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1669 I am the ghost of last week's dairy. Check the sell-by dates on all your deli meats. 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1670 I am the ghost of casseroles past their prime. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1671 Dinner for two! 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1672 The Gaspacho is Heavenly 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1673 The meatloaf is now literally to die for 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1674 I can't believe it's not butter! 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1675 I am the ghost of repast past. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1676 Everytime it beeps George, an angel gets their wings. 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
1677 I am you from the future, please leave me a breakfast burrito. 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1678 I felt like something light. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1679 The angel food cake is all gone - so sorry! 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1680 Got a slice of angel food cake in there?" 1.2911 0.05450 79 57 21 1
1681 I’m your out of body experience and I’m hungry too. Pass the salami. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1682 Sleep walking and sleep eating. But never sleep exercising! 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1683 Yes, normally I’d come for you with the horns, trident and all the demons, but hey, it’s your birthday! 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
1684 You might want to go back to bed. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1685 Choose wisely: jar number 1 or jar number 2. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1686 I told you that casserole would come back to haunt you! 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1687 When hell freezes over 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
1688 Turns out that’s what they mean by perishable 1.2907 0.05196 86 62 23 1
1689 Just a thought. The coffee may be a little strong this morning. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
1690 Careful, the mayonnaise will give you gas 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1691 I'm you, an hour from now: don't eat the expired mayonnaise! 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
1692 I just wanted to remind you that what you do now will affect your future. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1693 Skipping late night snacks is key to losing weight. On the other hand, Bruno ponders whether being weightless is anything to aspire to. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1694 You really should get a screen put on this window 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1695 Psst, you should check the expiration date on that deli meat. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1696 ‘It’s butter’ 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1697 I’m so sorry I’m late Bob, my last Zoom of the day ran over. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1698 I wouldn't eat that leftover burrito if I were you 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1699 Wait until Christmas. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1700 The legalizations are great! I now know what it means to be high. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1701 I am your higher self. Close the refrigerator door. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1702 I’m pretty sure you can’t disable the conscience feature on your new smart refrigerator. But lay off the cream cheese. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1703 Sometimes a refrigerator is just a refrigerator. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1704 Whatever you do, don’t try the leftover ham 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1705 Go ahead. Drink the milk. The kids will never know. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1706 I still dream about midnight snacking. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1707 Turns out we are allergic 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1708 The commercial was right, it’s so good my soul really did leave my body! 1.2895 0.04781 114 84 27 3
1709 Don’t eat the wings! 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1710 I can't believe you're back for more of the peyote salad. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1711 This is why you can’t see your swollen testicles 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1712 I wonder if any of this is actually soul food 1.2892 0.05292 83 60 22 1
1713 A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. 1.2889 0.05058 90 65 24 1
1714 You're not going to find the angel's food cake. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1715 The cheese...the yogurt...I'm not sure which one did it. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1716 The tuna casserole’s fine; it’s the 6am yoga that does us in. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1717 Two words. Tartar sauce. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1718 If I’m not dreaming then you must be. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1719 No breakfast for me I'm on a weightless program." 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1720 Trust me. There's just no such thing as too much mayonnaise... 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
1721 I'm the ghost of weight gain yet to come. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1722 Let me give you some advice. 1.2887 0.06211 97 77 12 8
1723 Anti gravity ice cream? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1724 Frank, I'm from the future. Believe me when I say that the world is hinging on whether you eat that mozzarella tonight. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1725 I know it looks delicious, but don't eat the meatloaf! 1.2883 0.04683 111 81 28 2
1726 I'm you from the future. Just wanna ask you to close the refrigerator door. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
1727 Ixnay on the ilkmay. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1728 The angel and devil are both on vacation. I'm a moderate. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1729 It is I, the Ghost of Christmas Past-Midnight Snacks. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1730 SNACKING WHEN ITS VERY LATE MEANS TUBBY GUY WILL BE YOUR FATE 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1731 You know I don't like heavy meals 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1732 Weight! Weight! 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1733 The milk’s expiration date is fine—yours, however....” 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1734 Ghost of Lockdowns Past, Present, AND Future 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1735 And if you shut your eyes, I disappear 1.2875 0.05394 80 58 21 1
1736 Psst, make that snack for two. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1737 Maybe try the cake without the mold this time. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1738 Grab the donuts 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1739 Enjoy that full refrigerator while you can. American Socialism will soon destroy that luxury. Fight the Commie bastards, or they will kill you! 1.2872 0.06527 94 76 9 9
1740 I'm from next year's physical exam. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1741 As the Ghost of Diabetes Yet to Come, might I suggest you try a carrot? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1742 The chiffon cake is especially light this week. Be careful. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1743 Hey, eat up. God’s into fat dudes. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1744 Future you doesn’t need those extra 10 pounds. 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
1745 I'm your alter ego: close the door, go back to bed, count sheep. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1746 Normally I’d be planning to leave you sleepless, awash with waves of regret until dawn but those blueberry scones are to die for. Don’t forget the mascarpone … second shelf in the back. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1747 Make mine a root beer float. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1748 Since it's your dream let's have the left over pastrami? 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1749 I'm your covid conscience, do whatever the hell you want. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
1750 Not hovering, as much as just sayin' that this really isn't a good idea. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1751 I'm your ghost of late night refrigerator past.....it's not too late to return to Weight Watchers.... 1.2857 0.04959 84 60 24 0
1752 Your conscience reminding you that none of that is yours. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1753 Is there any lasagna left? 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
1754 You know eating late makes us gaseous 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1755 Choose wisely. 1.2857 0.05502 77 56 20 1
1756 Grubhub. Grubhub. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1757 Trust me: the milk is expired. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1758 The expiration dates are just a suggestion. 1.2857 0.04959 84 60 24 0
1759 You really shouldn't astral project on an empty stomach. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1760 Can I float a better idea by you? 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1761 Living the dream baby, living the dream. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1762 I am the Ghost of Diets Past. Touch my robe and let’s get a freakin’ pizza! 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1763 And that, my friend, is why we should've stuck to diet soda. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
1764 You have a really bad case of Covid. So enjoy this meal. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1765 I am the ghost of heartburn that is to come. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1766 The snacks are better next door. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1767 The answer to your hunger isn’t in there. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1768 I'd avoid the pot roast - it didn't keep as well as we had hoped. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1769 The problem with getting high is it gives you the munchies. 1.2857 0.07653 70 57 6 7
1770 I'm the Ghost of Cheesecake Present and I ate the last piece. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1771 I’m your fairy fat brother. Got any cheese? 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1772 Don’t do it! If you interrupt a sex dream for a snack there’s no going back. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1773 These ARE the Pearly Gates! 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1774 Finish the pie and you can join me. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1775 Make the mistake of your choice. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1776 The taco truck is just three blocks away. 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
1777 There is an afterlife. Go for it! 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1778 Hey you know all those cows you ate, they really dislike us there up top 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1779 Enjoy your last ice-cream 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1780 Go for the cheesecake. We only lived once. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1781 Try the leftover potato salad, it's killer! 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1782 We need milk 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1783 I am the ghost of five minutes ago. No new food has appeared in the fridge 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1784 Astral projection diet is out of this world 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1785 The brownies really are heavenly 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1786 Your dream self is on a diet. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1787 If you can see me you'll close that door right now and contemplate your future. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1788 The better angel of your nature recommends the leftover vegan paella. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1789 Self, if you eat at this hour, you'll throw off your intermittent fasting schedule 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1790 Eat the pie and you die! 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1791 My dietitian recommended I bring emotional awareness when eating 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1792 You'll be sorry in the morning 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1793 Everything ok? I saw the Fridge-signal 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1794 when gluttonous multiverses converge 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1795 I didn’t mean go towards the fridge light. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1796 Stay away from the mushrooms, which is why we're having this conservation in the first place! 1.2841 0.06455 88 70 11 7
1797 Whatever you pick,make it for two. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1798 How about a Bud Light, Bud? 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1799 I am the Ghost of Future Snacks. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
1800 You won't find any there. Try the drug cabinet 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1801 I’m “The Ghost of Cholesterol Future” 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1802 You really have to try this fasting diet! 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1803 Don’t eat the seven-week-old coooouscoooous. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1804 Super size us! 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1805 Got Froyo? 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1806 No, expiration dates and best by are not the same thing 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1807 Turns out you weren't just chocolate intolerant 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1808 Be careful, that food will repeat on you. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1809 I’m here to share your last meal. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1810 I loved the angelic choirs, shimmering light and boundless harmony, but I needed a snack. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1811 Intermission is almost over. 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
1812 Any angel hair in there? 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1813 Larry, yes, I'm your conscience, and I'm also pre-diabetic. So ease up on the cheesecake. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1814 Keep on searchin', Guy. There ain't no pie in the sky. 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
1815 Forget the ghost peppers. You need to trust me on this. You'll be up forever. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1816 How do you think I got here, pal? 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1817 You said you were becoming vegan after that podcast 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1818 There are no such things as good and bad angels, only us guilt trippers. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1819 Anything substantial in there? 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1820 Save me a cookie. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1821 What did you think, Alter-egos don’t snack? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1822 They told me not to go into the light, but easier said than done, amiright? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1823 Do I smell Angel food cake? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1824 Be sure to watch out for toothpicks in the leftover sandwich. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1825 I see you got my message ! 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1826 Don't touch the cannoli. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1827 I'd advise a very light snack. Nothing that'll weigh you down. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1828 Tina doesn't make the rules. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1829 Yes I have the munchies. Why do you ask? 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1830 You got a problem and sleep-eating is not an option. 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
1831 Skip the egg salad, you'll thank me later. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1832 Go ahead..calories don't count after midnight. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1833 Go ahead. Have the dessert. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1834 You look vaguely familiar. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1835 Hey, you know what you should try? Kombucha! 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1836 This is what I get for taking the red pill 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1837 Knock Knock"....Ur dead! 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1838 Just go ahead and eat all that. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1839 I'm your Dickensian accountability buddy. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1840 Don’t look back at regret. Just do it! 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1841 oh, don't mind me, please go ahead 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1842 Go for it—food's great up here and you can't die twice. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1843 Ask yourself my friend: Do you eat to live or do you live to eat? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1844 Just because I'm an illusion doesn't mean you can't hand me a pickle. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1845 How about some more of those special brownies? 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1846 I didn't believe in near-death experiences, but here I am watching you about to eat the fourth unhealthy snack of the evening. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1847 Think of me as your wingman. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
1848 Remember that left-over poached salmon in Hollandaise sauce from last week? 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1849 I thought we were putting a mirror on the fridge door? 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1850 I am the ghost of your future weight about 20 pounds from now. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1851 If you're looking for the horse paste, I ate it all. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1852 Hey, your sense of guilt here. May I join? 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1853 Mind checking the date on the milk while you’re in there? 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
1854 Ivermectin gives you wiiiings. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1855 Can you spare an egg for your alter ego? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1856 Be warned! I'm the Ghost of Belly Future. 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
1857 Yes, it is I, the ghost of leftovers past 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1858 Are you gonna finish that? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1859 You’re still asleep. You don’t know what you’re doing. You can eat everything you want. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1860 Yes. The light still works Paul. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1861 Spoiler alert: you’re going to be disappointed. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1862 I'm the Ghost of Late Night Snacks Past. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1863 Any angel food in there? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1864 You might want to avoid the egg salad. 1.2805 0.05285 82 60 21 1
1865 Quick, you've got to get back to our dream. We're about to win an Oscar for Best Picture! 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1866 Consceince, shmonscience, eat that last piece of cheesecake. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1867 You must try the Peter Pan peanut butter. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1868 Just eat that turkey wing and find out what happens. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1869 How about some more Dream Whip? 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1870 This is what they mean by “Enter the light”. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1871 As your doppelgänger, I feel it’s my duty to warn you that eating after ten may keep you up at night. 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
1872 I'm your Fitbit's virtual snack blocker app. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1873 Surprise me 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1874 No snacks for you. Not on my watch. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1875 You don't really think eating the rest of the lasagna is going to kill you, right? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1876 In my dream, you are still asleep. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1877 I'm trying to enter the caption contest. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1878 The sweet treats aren’t what take us out. Go for it. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1879 You’ll fly, but it doesn’t give you wings 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1880 Are you sure you don't just have to pee? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1881 Go ahead and open the freezer, you know you want the ice cream. 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
1882 Totally worth it. 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1883 You checked every expiration date but your own. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1884 Waist not, want not? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1885 How about veggies or fruit ? I’ll leave when you start laughing. 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
1886 The cake was worth it ! 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1887 There's no milk. So you're having an "out of latte" experience. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1888 Remember to check the expiration date. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
1889 Don`t eat anything that could keep me up at night. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1890 I’m your conscience, Fred—and I am STARVING. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1891 Go ahead…we’re all wearing sweat pants and pajamas for the foreseeable future. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1892 Seriously, Mike, will you get vaccinated now? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1893 ‘The Covid Vaccine is a Hoax’ 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1894 Ghoulash again? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1895 Stop ghosting people. It’s giving us a bad name. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1896 You made yourself a float! 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1897 You know you want to. 1.2785 0.05075 79 57 22 0
1898 It’s time to let go. Give me the ketchup packets. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1899 Trust me, there's no point in worry about your diet. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1900 The milk IS spoiled 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1901 It only works if you have a light snack. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1902 I’m the ghost of midnight snacks past and I’m taking you on a journey to revisit your impulsive eating habits of the last two dozen years. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
1903 Can you grab me a yogurt for the road? I get so hungry when I'm having an out of body experience. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1904 You rang? 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1905 No, actually, the future. Don't we look good!? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1906 No fridge too far on my watch. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1907 I'm the ghost of coronary future. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1908 I am The Ghost of Midnight Snacks Past... and Present. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1909 To eat, or not to eat? That is the question—whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer…wait…do I see apple cobbler? 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1910 Hint: The milk’s expired. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1911 O, shush! It would help our waistline if you went back to bed . . empty-handed. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1912 I'm the ghost of National Cinnamon Raisin Bread Day future. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1913 I can see that we both have been thinking of that cheesecake. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1914 Don't touch my mojo. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1915 Hey, don’t look at me. I can’t remember what you got out of bed to eat either. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1916 I thought I was dead hungry 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1917 As your conscience, I'm guiding you to GO FOR IT! 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1918 You're already dead but just don't know it. Eat as many calories as you'd like. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1919 I am your conscience lite. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1920 Try the pesto, it is a full-on out-of-body experience! 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1921 Dibs on the angel cake! 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1922 Is that keto friendly? 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
1923 Seconds ago you choked on that chicken wing. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1924 What you’re looking for isn’t in there. Trust me. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1925 Enjoy it, buddy... You're gonna be surprised by the scarcity of brand-name mayonnaise in heaven." 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1926 I am your ghost of Christmas Snacks… 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1927 That leftover sushi will be the death of you. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1928 They only have “everything.” 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1929 You don’t really want that week-old pad Thai, trust us. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1930 The pickles will give you gas. Trust me. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1931 If you're looking for the mushrooms, I already got to them. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1932 Goodnight, Spoon! 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1933 And guess what happens if you turn on the faucet. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1934 I’d choose the soul food if you’ve got it. 1.2763 0.07157 76 62 7 7
1935 Just ignore me. I fly in my sleep. 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
1936 Expired. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1937 But will you love me tomorrow? 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1938 This is the end my only friend the end 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1939 You chose the leftover sushi ten minutes ago, and now you're me! 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1940 We have to stop eating like this! 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1941 I’m the ghost of Mid-Night Snacks Present . . . Did you say Crab Cake? 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1942 The Feta has expired. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1943 This is your conscience talking. You're too fat. Close the door. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
1944 You going to eat that? 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
1945 She already threw out the cake, I checked” 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
1946 You may be wondering what perpendicular universe brought me here. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1947 Pace it out. you have another 6 months of covid-19 quarantine. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1948 It’s not what you think, but it’s not good either. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1949 On second thought, have the cheesecake. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1950 The road to well is paved with good intentions. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1951 Mallomars 1.2747 0.04958 91 67 23 1
1952 Dale there's no such thing as a snack genie. You're an alcoholic. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1953 To be (FAT) Or not To be (FAT) 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1954 Shut the door. What we want is in the freezer. It’s called “ice cream” 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1955 Yeah, Angel Food cake would be acceptable . . . 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1956 It's me, the ghost of Indigestion Future. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1957 Pass the angel food cake. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1958 I'm the Ghost of Custard Past. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1959 Angel of Guilt always knows when to appear 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1960 Do we have Soul food? 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1961 I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1962 I told you that snack was too lite. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1963 If you're looking for the special brownies, I already ate them. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
1964 Close that fucking door! 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1965 Yes, it is, way past expiration. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
1966 Trust me, you don’t want to drink that milk. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1967 The angel food cake is heavenly. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1968 Don't eat the angel-food cake. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
1969 I could go for a beer! 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1970 I'm the Spirit of Heart Attack Past. I'm just here to warn you against the leftover meatball sandwich. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1971 You drank the spoiled milk and you see two of me again don't you? Shadi Kafi Denver, CO 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1972 Greg! The heaven of gluttony lies in hell. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1973 You’ve already opened it three times. What makes you think I can magically make food appear? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1974 I just wanted to tell you that everyone is wrong. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1975 I'm from the future - here to tell you not to eat the leftover chicken tonight. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1976 Don’t regret what you eat. What if you die tomorrow? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1977 Are you sure? Our pajamas are already too tight" 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1978 Tomorrow night you do the lucid dreaming and I'll have the snacks. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1979 You may have taken too many Ambien after all 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1980 Boy are you in luck. I know how to make a killer sandwich. 1.2727 0.04775 88 64 24 0
1981 You may want to throw away that sushi. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1982 I'm the ghost of two weeks from now. You might as well eat the rest of the cake. 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1983 The banana cream pie. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
1984 Those biscuits really are light and fluffy! 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1985 Try the spoiled mushrooms. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1986 A Tums may be just as satisfying. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1987 If you 're waiting for my permission, try the ice cream. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1988 You forgot your Beano … 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
1989 In a perpendicular universe the crab dip’s still good. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1990 Close the fridge or I'll be forced to send in the ghost of gastric bypass future. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1991 I wouldn’t do that if I were you. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1992 Remember to check the ‘use by’ date. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
1993 Hi, I’m you from that pharmaceutical commercial. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1994 You’ll get gas… 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1995 Trust me, you finish the cereal and you get your children screaming all morning long. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1996 Pssst, Mable hid the brownies in the vegetable bin. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1997 Anything but the deviled ham for me. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1998 Go ahead, have a beer! You only live- uh, twice. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1999 I'm from the future. Go easy on the mayo. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2000 Don't eat the yogurt. 1.2717 0.04913 92 68 23 1
2001 Better brown bag it! 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2002 I’m the ghost of your metabolism’s future 1.2717 0.04913 92 68 23 1
2003 So which will we regret tonight 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
2004 That week-old ramen will be your undoing... But still it was worth it 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2005 Late night conversation with your "better" angel 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2006 That diet we're on? It's probably a cheat night. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2007 Hey, spice up the lasagne with some ghost peppers! 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2008 The left over pork chops are to die for. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2009 I don't know why I'm floating, but it's probably because you forgot to take your schizophrenia pills. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2010 The leftover shellfish is killer! 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2011 Cut me a piece of that Chocolate Cream Pie too. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2012 Take it from your former self...don't eat that week old potato salad. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2013 Don’t touch the coke 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2014 Go for it. You're alive for a fun time, not a long time. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2015 Me? I'm your late-night snack angel. Try the lower shelf. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
2016 That ‘Use by’ date really does suck… 1.2708 0.05017 96 72 22 2
2017 Don't worry... I am just an undigested bit of beef or a fragment of an underdone potato. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2018 The ghost of Pad Thai past visits Tom to warn him about the yogurt’s expiration date. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2019 Skynet becomes self aware at 2:14 AM Eastern time on August 29th. Haha oh man, I'm just kidding. We loved that movie. You're going to get hit by an Amazon delivery van tomorrow. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2020 I am the Ghost of Leftovers Past Due. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2021 I am the ghost of the not-so-distant future you, unless you stay off the mayo. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2022 What the hell....go for the cheesecake with cream topping................it's behind the yogurt " 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2023 Yeah, I know you've been told you have no conscience, but hey I'm here for the beer. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2024 Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo, the yogurt is now Cherries Garcia! 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2025 I'll take mine with mayo and onions. Hold the gravity. 1.2706 0.04847 85 62 23 0
2026 I think the “drink by” date expired on that Bud Light. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2027 You think I'm scary? Wait 'til you see the Ghost of Midnight Snacks Yet to Come 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2028 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2029 You must try the ricin beans. They're heavenly! 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2030 Go ahead. Trust me, it's worth it. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2031 Opening the fridge again thinking some sort of fairy refilled it 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2032 Pour me a double 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2033 Yes! The cheesecake is to die for. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2034 I'm your diet fairy. Close that door now and go to bed! 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2035 Giving up on intermittent fasting? 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2036 Trust me, don't chose the week-old tuna fish 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2037 Try the ghost peppers. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2038 i recommend calling a delivery service. 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
2039 Just getting a head start on your near-death experience. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2040 take it from me, you don’t need to cram shredded mozzarella cheese in your mouth to feel alive. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2041 So yeah, that bean dip in back that looks scrum-dilly-icious? Two words for you: expiration date 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2042 In heaven the food comes right out of the tv. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
2043 Look, you go back to sleep and l'll do the eating 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2044 Yes, I am the gas of Christmas Past. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2045 I’m your gastro-conscience 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2046 I'm the ghost of snacks past. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2047 The Hunger Games. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2048 Have you lost weight? 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
2049 Who knew eating this late would make you a medium? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2050 As the Ghost of Cheesecake Past, may I suggest the merest dusting of cocoa powder? 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
2051 The nourishment of the body is food, while the nourishment of the soul is feeding others. Feed the dog. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2052 Everytime a refrigerator light goes on, an angel gets indigestion. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2053 Let's do takeout for a change. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2054 Be careful Syd, light midnight snacks always keep me up. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
2055 Did you put the trash cans out? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2056 I am yourself from 20 minutes in the future. Don't eat the eggplant. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
2057 Future Me: Go for it you only have ten to live. Now Me: Ten what? Ten years? Ten months? Future Me: 9...8...7... 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
2058 You are about to be visited this night by three ghosts: the ghost of diet's past, the ghost of diet's present and the ghost of diet's future. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2059 I suggest trying something to bring you down. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2060 You are so weird from this perspective. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2061 I am am the ghost of repast 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2062 I need to gain some weight. What's your excuse? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2063 Leave that sushi alone! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2064 go for the ice cream...it's worth it" 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2065 I highly recommend making a coke float for yourself 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2066 Hi, past me, thank you for those brownies! 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2067 All of a sudden, the spirit is willing. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2068 Hello, I’m your conscience. Go back to bed, you’re fat” 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2069 It’s not the door to heaven but it’ll do George 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2070 'Heaven can wait.' 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2071 Remember me? I'm your guilty conscience. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2072 No cheese, you'll have strange dreams. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2073 I am the ghost of saturated fats. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2074 Listen man, tooth fairy and I need a little privacy down here. Can you go back to bed? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2075 Don’t think twice, it’s all right…” 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2076 I've found leftovers taste better on the Astral plane 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2077 Don’t eat the expired cheese! 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
2078 Red Bull is great for breakfast too! 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2079 I'm you from the future, do NOT eat that leftover tuna fish sandwich. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2080 Please, nothing with garlic tonite. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2081 Oh wow! I never got to haunt nobody who looked just like me before! 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2082 I am the Ghost of Cravings Yet to Come. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
2083 Maybe, this once, skip the late night salami sandwich. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2084 Perhaps a visit from the ghost of diets future will motivate you? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2085 Please don’t remind me about this in the morning. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2086 That cheesecake will be the end of you, but trust me, it was worth it 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2087 Every choice you make, every food you pick, I'll be watching you. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
2088 Just you, me, and the gut makes three, Greg. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
2089 The propellant in Redi-whip is Nitrous Oxide. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2090 This is why they call it a refr ID gerator. 1.2667 0.05141 75 55 20 0
2091 There's supposed to be three of us but the Ghosts of Pandemic Present and Pandemic Yet to Come are in quarantine 1.2667 0.06477 90 74 8 8
2092 After eating a pound of cheese cake ask ....”where do you see yourself in 5 years”. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2093 The leftover spinach soufflé causes gas. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2094 Go for it. You’ll lose it in the end anyway. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2095 In heaven,there is no fridge. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2096 Just something light for me! 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2097 Anything but the leftover chicken. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2098 Actually, that sushi is not still ok to eat. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2099 I’m the ghost of E. Coli future, here to remind you the turkey on the middle shelf went bad two weeks ago. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2100 I'm the ghost of indigestion--the mayo's gone off. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2101 I’m telling you, Janet’s deviled eggs are to die for. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2102 You might want to reconsider eating that bacon double cheeseburger at three in the morning. Just saying. 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
2103 I am your guardian angel here to remind you, "You are what you eat." 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2104 Your angel food cake really did turn out quite spectacularly! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2105 I am the ghost of Yom Kippur Present. Are you not fasting this year? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2106 Go ahead, Bob. Eat all the cheese. We died about an hour ago. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2107 Oh yes, let's eat the pizza! Then the cake. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2108 Yep, the creme caramel is there...right next to the Lipitor 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2109 Eat anything you want. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2110 You should try something light like I did. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2111 Bob, I'm the spirit of what you'd look like if you didn't eat that slice of cake. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2112 Don’t mind if we do! 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2113 That expiration says 12 not 21 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2114 You might want to save your appetite for later...trust me, the food is out of this world. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2115 I'm a midnight snack fairy! Oh wait. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2116 Hello darkness my old friend 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2117 Try the lite Yogurt 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2118 Either you’re still dreaming or enough with the Ambien! 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
2119 Go ahead and eat whatever you want. You're going to keel over from a heart attack tomorrow, so you might as well. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2120 Eat the baloney at your peril. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2121 Remember to buy milk tomorrow. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2122 Dude, we are high, it's three in the afternoon! 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2123 The calories count even if you're having an out-of-body experience. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2124 There's an expiration date on the milk for a reason. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2125 You'll want to skip the pastrami. Trust me. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2126 Go for it. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2127 Good news. You can continue your midnight snacks and still look as great as I do. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2128 Fourth meal of the day 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2129 Your meme is watching over you. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2130 Future you ghost tip: the egg salad smells bad because it is bad. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
2131 I am your future. Midnight snacks killed you. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2132 I was up in the recent Space X rocket and things didn't go too well. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2133 You will be visited by three ghosts tonight. I am the ghost of indigestion future. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
2134 If I were you, I wouldn't touch the pasta. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2135 I can't remember what I came here for either. Grab a leftover fortune cookie and that'll solve both our problems. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2136 I’m the ghost of Christmas leftovers. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2137 Mankind will suffer unless tolerance is learned! Also, your cottage cheese smells a little off. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2138 Nope. Don’t represent anything other than the way you would look floating in midair. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2139 Turns out peanut butter actually DOES expire. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2140 I told you I've looked for that remote everywhere! 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2141 You’re just high. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2142 I see you’re still not vegan or gluten free… 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2143 Whatever you’re having, get two. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2144 You get hit by a bus next week, eat the cookie 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2145 How about some of that pound cake? 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2146 Noticing you, noticing me. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2147 Eat it! The buffet up here is spa portions. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2148 The clam chowder is to die for 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2149 Don’t eat the expired bologna. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2150 Your wife is not only great in bed; her pavlova sticks anything! 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2151 I'm the ghost of expiration dates past. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2152 Wrong brownie. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2153 Look at it this way. If you put on a few more pounds, I won't have to float around so much. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2154 Trust me, the hydroxychloroquine doesn’t work. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2155 No, I’m not here to describe your heart attack, and what you could do to prevent it. I’m just hungry. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
2156 It's not for everyone but this keto thing really worked for me." 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2157 The expiration date is just a suggestion. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
2158 I used to be you… 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2159 The salmon mousse was tasty! 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
2160 I'm the ghost of coronary bypass future. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2161 Hi, I'm the Angel of Diets. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2162 They said "towards THE light, not A light" 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2163 The package does read “mostly boneless” chicken nuggets 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
2164 It turns out the lasagna was more than 4 days old 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2165 The fridge was a terrible place to store the poison 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2166 What exactly are you doing here? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2167 The hallucinating mushrooms were delicious 😋 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2168 Just dropping in for a snack. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2169 If l were you l would stay away from the pickles - they can get stuck in your throat.... 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
2170 If you're out of bologna, I'm outta body. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2171 Sugar high, anyone? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2172 Be sure to check expiration dates! 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2173 Toss me some of that Gouda 1.2625 0.04950 80 59 21 0
2174 Try that leftover cheesecake and you'll be me in less than a day. 1.2625 0.04950 80 59 21 0
2175 Should’ve gotten the place with the dishwasher 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2176 Looking for a good snack? In your dreams! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2177 I'm the ghost of where you'll be in an hour if you don't stop eating all that crap. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2178 Can you get me a couple of pickles for the road? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2179 Don't touch the foods marked 'light'. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2180 We were wrong. The turkey WAS bad. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2181 Could you please pass the Dream Whip? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2182 Take the bun, leave the cannoli. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2183 I recommend the mushrooms 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2184 Turns out the Tinkberbell twins aged even worse 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2185 In the end, it’s not the ice cream that gets you. Go for it. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2186 I'll have what she's having 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2187 Wrong cliche. "Dream it! Do it!" does not apply to late night refrigerator raids. This is a "You only live once," moment. Trust me. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2188 That burrito gave me gas like you wouldn't BELIEVE! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2189 Guess what? Time travel is real. You're going to regret eating that hard boiled egg & prune danish. 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
2190 This is your Sub-Zero subconscious speaking ... 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
2191 I'll be down in a few minutes. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2192 Go for the pastrami. Heaven’s gone vegan. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2193 There’s part of a pint of Häagen-Dazs behind the frozen asparagus. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2194 I am the ghost of your snacking future. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2195 I wouldn’t eat those leftovers if I were you 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2196 Hi, I’m future you, and by that I mean 33,141-heartbeats-from-now you. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2197 I'm from the near future. Stay away from the egg salad. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2198 Mind if I join you? 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2199 As your identical twin, I'd rather you not put on any more weight. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2200 Here’s the good news: the pie is worth it. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2201 Stick to the almond milk. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2202 Pavlov really needs to stop ringing that bell. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2203 I appear whenever you eat angle food cake. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2204 I'm the ghost last night's nightmare. Remember what you had for a midnight snack yesterday. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2205 I am the ghost of Chocolate cake past 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2206 As the ghost of your future, I've come to tell you nothing has or will appear since you last looked. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2207 Hi! I'm the leftovers fairy. Any questions about what's in there? Or when you ate it? I'm sure it's still good. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2208 You can finish the root beer float 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2209 I think the milk’s expired 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2210 Will you still glow after I close the door? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2211 It’ll be the last, worst decision you’ll ever make. 1.2603 0.05171 73 54 19 0
2212 Long story short, you ate the angel cake. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2213 I am the Ghost of Midnight Snacks Past. The tiramisu has always been a winner. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2214 The chicken salad will smell fine...but it's not. Trust me. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2215 I'm the Ghost of Christmas Snacks... 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2216 I swear, I can just eat whatever I want and I never gain weight. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2217 Think outside the (ice) box. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2218 Try the angel food cake light as a feather and won't fill you up! 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2219 It’s just food, not Rocket Science! 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2220 Yep, even when it's about dying, the New Yorker ain't about black people! 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2221 Wait, does this mean that I can snack for two? 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2222 That left over fried butter on a stick is to die for. 1.2597 0.05030 77 57 20 0
2223 Lest you hesitate, may I again remind you that harmless nocturnal indulgences are entirely justified for a man as deserving and buff as you? 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2224 psst... the milk's gone bad Bob. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2225 They are on the second shelf to the right and straight on to morning. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2226 Barnaby, it's been too long! 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2227 Try some angel food cake. It will be uplifting 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2228 The big guy upstairs wants us to bring along a piece of that chocolate cake. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2229 You might want to reconsider that 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2230 cwab wangoon 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2231 Nope. It’s still not in there. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2232 Go ahead and grab that leftover pizza. Cause you won't be dying from diabetes 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2233 It’s just a dream. Eat the whole cake! 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2234 definetly worth it. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2235 How about an ice cream float? 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2236 Eat, drink, and be merry! For tomorrow... well, you get the idea. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2237 Keep yer mitts off the cheesecake, Jack! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2238 You're letting all the cold air out. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2239 I am the ghost of last year's fermented shrimp kombu aioli. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2240 Aha! Vegetables only, Carl. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2241 Let me show you the snacks of midnights yet to come! 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2242 I’m the Ghost of Cheat Days Future. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2243 Set me free...get the fried butter. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2244 Go ahead. Eat the pie. There are no Republicans up here. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2245 Weigh in tomorrow!!!! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2246 Medicinal sleepwalking is no excuse for eating leftover desserts Harry" 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2247 Hurry up before the “ good you “ flies in ! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2248 Don’t touch the salmon mousse. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2249 It was really good mayonnaise! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2250 Don't forget the pastrami. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2251 Is this your dream or mine? 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2252 Try the Helium Kombucha! It's just above the top shelf! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2253 Keep eating, join me up here! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2254 Party of two? 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2255 Hey, dummy, in your previous life you made bad choices, its late...save yourself tubby 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2256 You gotta try the helium-filled eclairs! 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
2257 I have no idea who drank all your beer 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2258 Yes, there is an adults-only Neverland. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2259 Don’t mind me. I’m just here to hide your car keys. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2260 «If you finish it they might not even remember it was there in the first place!» 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2261 This is morning you and I beg you to reconsider the spice on that. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2262 You shouldn't eat the rest of that bottle of milk 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2263 Go ahead. I'm just something you ate last week. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2264 I am your future spirit you. That mayo’s gone bad! 1.2581 0.07605 62 51 6 5
2265 Try the leftover chicken salad. It’s to die from. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2266 I am the ghost of midnight snacking! 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2267 Eat all you want, I'm your Ambien genie. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2268 The pork belly mac n' cheese is to die for. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2269 Who brought the brownies? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2270 I am the ghost of tomorrow morning. PLEASE do not make yourself a late-night mayo and egg sandwich. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2271 Why do I feel like I'm looking over my own shoulder every time I open this fridge? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2272 I am the ghost of failed diets past. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2273 Don't fill up too much, I've got to get back in you. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2274 I wouldn’t have the oysters if I were you … 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2275 Those midnight snacks'll kill you someday. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2276 I am the Ghost of Diabetes Future. Go back to bed. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2277 There are more edibles in the top drawer. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2278 Yes, and everything on the other side is fat, carb and calorie free. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2279 Do Not Eat The Schnitzel! 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2280 Yes, calories still count while sleepwalking. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2281 I'm the Ghost of Trips to the Bathroom Yet to Come. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2282 It's true...Red Bull really does give you wings!" 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2283 United we can win this battle 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
2284 Of course, you're dreaming -- the refrigerator's full. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2285 I just flew in from Overeater's Anonymous and boy, are my arms tired... 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2286 I am the ghost of William Carlos Williams.… 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2287 I have dibs on the pie! 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2288 „Of course the salad is tastier than that triple brownie” 🥲 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
2289 I'm not surprised you need a cold drink. It's 90 degrees in here. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2290 Marc Chagall’s “The Snacker”. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2291 I'm the Ghost of Diet Present 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2292 You should have tossed that potato salad three days ago. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2293 Aren't those mushrooms tasty? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2294 Hm... I wouldn't eat that. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2295 A moment on the lips, lifetime of hips, whatever…at least you don’t have to do cartoons for the New Yorker…that would suck. 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
2296 Is this one of those out-of-body shaming experiences? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2297 The chocolate chip is behind the frozen chicken breast. I already finished the heavenly mocha. Also the tooth fairy says don't forget to brush. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2298 Don't eat the salami...it gives you gas-- 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2299 Choose wisely. Remember your high cholesterol, hypertension, diabetes, sleep apnea, obesity, heart palpitations, allergies. It's up to you! 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2300 we wear the chains we forge in life 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
2301 Wrong choice, and we are both out of here! 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2302 I warned you about that tuna 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2303 Hi, any of that angel cake left? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2304 I hope there is enough for both of us. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2305 Hmmm. Must be an out of body experience. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2306 Come join me!! 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2307 I'm a light sleeper. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2308 I'll have butter pecan. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2309 I'm the Ghost of Day Old Sushi. I'd suggest having an apple instead. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2310 Hello Herman. It's me, that is, you, from the future. I've come back as a ghost to warn you. Whatever you do, don't die! It's really boring. Like that old dingbat Mrs. Spencer's 9th grade algebra boring...Well, gotta go. I don't have a hall pass. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2311 Wow, Sharon wasn't kidding about those brownies! 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2312 Go ahead and make the Duck Pate plate 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2313 Yes, I'm you, and I always have your back! 1.2561 0.04850 82 61 21 0
2314 The expiration date is real. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2315 Drink the Kool-Aid 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2316 Hi, I am the ghost of future acid reflux 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2317 Hey fatso go to bed 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2318 I see that you're slipping in and out. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2319 The night John realized he might have a problem. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2320 Pssst! We still love chunky monkey the best! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2321 Do you want to split the leftover pasta? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2322 You definitely shouldn't have eaten the brown stuff. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2323 Don't eat that. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2324 I your after life you will be a telemarketer 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2325 You might as well indulge now considering how things turn out… 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
2326 No one believes that your twin brother is a ghost because you sneak around in the middle of night raiding refrigerators. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2327 This is why we died you obese loser 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2328 Trust me. Do not eat that weeks-old shrimp-fried rice. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2329 Oh, I'm your unreliable conscience. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2330 I'm here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2331 Yes, the light turns off when you close it. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2332 Take the full fat butter and forget your cholesterol, the big start is tomorrow anyway 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2333 I am the ghost of shits yet to come! Beware of the expired milk! 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2334 I am the ghost of Ralph Two Pounds Heavier. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2335 I noticed your light was on… 1.2551 0.04658 98 74 23 1
2336 I’ve come back to tell you you’re going to die tomorrow. Go ahead and eat the cake. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2337 It's hard to put the genie back into the bottle once you have opened the fridge. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2338 I'm your dream conscience here to tell you you're fat. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2339 I come from the future to tell you enjoy 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2340 One of us must be dreaming. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2341 Your choice: A midnight snack or the unbearable lightness of being. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2342 I'm the ghost of Slimfast past 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2343 Got any root beer? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2344 Don’t eat the deviled eggs. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2345 I'm the Ghost of your Waistline Future.. now step away from the fridge, Ebeneezer! 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2346 There's no reason not to now. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2347 You’re safe, I’ll never judge you… just a quick reminder we went vegan this week 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2348 I told you, always decide what you want before you open the door. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2349 I am the ghost of obesity present. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2350 Have something you won't regret in the morning. 1.2535 0.05200 71 53 18 0
2351 No, I’m the ghost who shuts off the refrigerator light. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2352 No more salami. It gives me gas. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2353 Does us both a favor, and don't eat that sushi. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2354 Whatever you're looking for, I think I already ate it. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2355 The ghost of fridgemas past. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2356 ' 'would you like a devil dog, deviled eggs, devil's food cake, or anything else from hell's kitchen?' 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2357 Go ahead and have the Angel Food Cake, its Heavenly!!" 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2358 If I were you, I'd go for that the potato salad from the picnic. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2359 Hi! I'm your friendly midnight ghost here to get the calories of all you can eat! Go ahead! Be free! 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2360 It was the milk. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2361 You took an Ambien before bed remember? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2362 The milk is bad. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2363 Hey, there's nothing to worry about. Just don't drink that milk. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2364 Stay away from the light. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2365 Top shelf, right side, in the back, buddy. You’re welcome. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2366 I would not eat another slice of that mushroom pizza. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2367 Those angel cakes are for real, huh? 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2368 Looks like you are out of snacks, sweets and body. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2369 You can have the leftover cauliflower, Ill take the slice of apple pie under that cute little domed dish. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2370 Just a reminder. Tomorrow, be sure your shoes are tied. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2371 I’m coming to you from the future. Don’t touch the milk. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2372 I'm your guardian angel here to tell you that every time the door opens, you gain another pound. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
2373 I told you 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2374 Remember to clean up or she’s sure to catch on. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2375 Sorry to come unannounced, but could I please borrow a cup of sugar? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2376 You know how we’ve been trying to lose weight? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2377 You summoned the Midnight Snack Specter? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2378 Just want to see how you do it! 1.2530 0.04801 83 62 21 0
2379 Maybe a slice of angel food cake? 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2380 Excuse me sir do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2381 UNDER YOUR DEAD BODY! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2382 You'll still be fat tomorrow, just have that 3AM cake. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2383 Again? It's amazing I can still float! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2384 I think you bought the wrong miracle whip 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2385 ‘Look at me….it can’t hurt you’! 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2386 I'm dead hungry! 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2387 Midnight Snack? Too late! 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
2388 Fly me to the food 🎶 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2389 The milk is sour. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2390 Tuesday’s leftovers are transcendental 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2391 Check the 'expires on' dates - they did for me 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2392 No worries, you’re eating for two. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2393 Those weren’t regular mushrooms, Non-Hallucination Dave. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2394 The cheesecake isn't heavy at all 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2395 I think the secret ingredient in mom’s old recipe wasn’t actually love 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2396 This dream is crazy! It even have a bald version of me in it.” 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
2397 As you spirit guide, are you up for some late night snack suggestions? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2398 Midnight in the garden of old leftovers and indigestion. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2399 Go back to bed Jim. Save the mud pie for breakfast. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2400 Hey Barney, just me this week. The version of you with the horns is on a ventilator. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2401 The good news is this is just a dream and you’re not going off your diet. The bad news is you have a final exam in the AM and haven’t studied all semester. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2402 Please get me a snack. I’m feeling a little light on my feet 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2403 Actually I *am* an undigested bit of beef from last night. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2404 Forget the mayo. Durkee Sauce, I'm telling you! 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2405 Trust your first instinct on that weeks-old pork chop. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2406 I'll remain weightless if you shut that door. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2407 I’m not an angel, just your conscience. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2408 Really, the lite version is to die for. #MyNewYorkerCaption 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2409 What if I told you I was your guardian angel! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2410 Before I rapture up how about making me a sandwich. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2411 Steer clear of the bacon. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2412 When just opening the fridge summons your out-of-body-self to warn of the impending heart attack and Near Death Experience that awaits. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2413 Awww...Go ahead, that pie was to die for. 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
2414 Root beer float Rob, light on the cream please. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2415 Be careful which mushrooms you choose this time. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2416 If you're looking for the baked beans, I ate them. They gave me gas! 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2417 Use the fork, Luke. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2418 This is your biggest problem – you always prepare a snack for two. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2419 Go ahead. Eat that expired cheese. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2420 Hi, I'm Sam. ...You ate the green eggs and ham? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2421 I'm the ghost of a regretted repast past. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2422 Dominique, don’t be scared. It’s me. They only gave me twenty words to use altogether. You can eat anything except — 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2423 How about something a little lighter tonight? 1.2500 0.04872 80 60 20 0
2424 Don’t forget—if the “eat before” date is tonight, you only have to count half the calories. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2425 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2426 There's no mayo in heaven. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2427 Thank you, I’ll have the chocolate one. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2428 I told you I was always the lighter of us twins. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2429 Just one bite, it won't kill you 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2430 Of course you’ll never get to snack again, but this is way better than the Grim Reaper, right? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2431 Trust me. You’re gonna want the cheesecake. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2432 The jerk store called... 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2433 Too Late. I ate the last slice of angel food cake! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2434 I've got dibbs on the leftover chicken. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2435 Be warned. The milk is spoiled. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2436 something light for me please 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2437 It's a dream but make two drinks before it's over. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2438 I've been on a light diet: No eating after dark. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2439 I'd like to help you resist, but I'm hungry too" 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2440 I am your guilty conscience telling you to stick to your diet. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2441 Remember, you are on a low-sodium diet. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2442 Take it from me, that combination could keep you up all night. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
2443 Small bites and remember to chew! 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2444 You left the gun and took the cannoli. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2445 Go right ahead. Cheese is a blessing. I checked. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2446 Just wanted to let you know that the extra butter all these years will be worth it 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2447 You wasted your life. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2448 We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s expiring warranty… 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2449 Weight-watchers’ nightmare: All dream-drifting and sleep-walking lead to the fridge. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2450 Watch out for the deviled eggs! 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2451 Wow this dream just got weird 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2452 Dont try the milk 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2453 Are you in line? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2454 I figured chili would give me gas. I just didn't expect it to be helium. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2455 You’re lactose intolerant, just remember that 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2456 Yo, that chicken noodle soup is for me 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2457 milk makes me gassy. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2458 Howdy son! Pick the salami roll if you want to meet me sooner then later. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2459 You are under surveillance! 1.2475 0.04539 101 77 23 1
2460 Try the beans. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2461 I thought it was just a little snack too. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2462 Look at me. You can eat everything you want, and more. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2463 Since you're only dreaming about having a late night snack, make it a doozy. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2464 I want food, not heavenly inspiration. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2465 The chicken's got salmonella. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2466 Ambien is a workable alternative. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2467 I am the ghost of future indigestion. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2468 Aha! The Fridge Fairy catches you in the act. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2469 I'll split that last brownie with you... 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2470 In the afterlife we can reach right through the fridge door. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2471 The ghost of calories past. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2472 Whatever you do don’t eat that leftover sushi. 1.2472 0.04599 89 67 22 0
2473 I'm here to tell you that yes, your career is soul sucking. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2474 I'll take it; I can't gain weight. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2475 I told you . . . it's light beer! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2476 Well, what did you think the Ghost of Leftovers Past looked like? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2477 Have you tried my angel food cake yet? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2478 The bathroom is the next door on the left. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2479 Shingles doesn’t care! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2480 No warning, just checking if there's still some of that roast beef we're going to dream about. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2481 Take it from me - a moment on your lips, an eternity on your hips. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2482 Come back to bed. I'll dream you up a snack. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2483 Your expiry date is the same as the milk. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2484 Some cable news would pair nicely with that. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2485 Hey - I get it. You wanted the cheesecake without getting fat more than you needed your soul. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2486 Is there anything healthy in there? 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2487 Look behind the pickle jar. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2488 Next time, stick with the chanterelles. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2489 Let me explain how you got here. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2490 Did you know that avocado is a superfood? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2491 Ebenezer, I'm the ghost of Christmas leftovers. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2492 "I thought that was you!" 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2493 I heard someone opening the fridge 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2494 Do not dismiss the expiration date, for it may be YOUR expiration date 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2495 Yes, that's a death of a will 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2496 Any ghost peppers in there? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2497 For me, pick out something light. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2498 I've come back to perform the Heimlich maneuver on you . . . but it won't work. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2499 For a midnight snack, I recommend the upside-down cake 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2500 Great atmosphere but no food. I'm back. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2501 Eat the broccoli; it's getting old. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2502 I'm the Ghost of the gas from Christmas Past. Beware the green sweet potato pie. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2503 Eat all you want; we die in a house fire. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2504 Did you eat all cabbage? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2505 Try the pot roast, it's an out of body experience" 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2506 The quiche is very light. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2507 Go ahead, eat the whole cheesecake. You'll get up here all the quicker that way. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2508 Remember, calories don't count after 11pm." 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2509 You sure you want this 90-day sandwich? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2510 No regrets! Do it! I would do it again! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2511 Great news : this is just a dream. I'll set the table. Bring everything. 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
2512 Doppelgängers like ham and swiss on rye. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2513 You will be very glad that you went Vegan. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2514 I am the ghost of fish sticks past. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2515 You should throw out that potato salad. Trust me. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2516 Remember: it's food not love. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2517 I'm the Ghost of Waistline Past. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2518 No matter how crowded the fridge a missing slice of cheesecake does not go unnoticed. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2519 Remember: Dad bods are in! 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2520 I could really go for a Dreamsicle. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2521 Your conscience says shut the door! 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2522 Got any ham? Heaven just went kosher. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2523 Check the expiration date on the milk 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2524 I’d pitch the scallop risotto 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2525 I am just here to tell you that the fish was bad... 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2526 Well, if we're just being weird, I say try everything expired. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2527 Your sink’s blocked again. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2528 any angel food cake, big boy? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2529 One open door closes the other. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2530 Trust me, in this situation, empty calories are the way to go. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2531 Time for a Marc Chagall midnight snack. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2532 I am the ghost of future snack-times. You should probably throw out the chopped liver. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2533 Make that a double. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2534 Yes, mayonnaise can go bad. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2535 There's a space-time portal behind the pickles you never eat. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2536 Oh, no, I’m here to tell you: No regrets. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
2537 Let's have the angel food tonight. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2538 It may have taken a few day of off your life but I’m here to confirm it was worth it! 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2539 'It didn't really kill me but also didn't made me stronger either' 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2540 Airline crew chef orders 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2541 Seriously, don't eat the cheese. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2542 You're on a diet remember, don't get caught" 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2543 While the spirit normally detaches at death, the thought of watching you stuff your pink face with pickled herring yet again is unbearable. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2544 I came from the future, please don´t eat those eggs!!! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2545 It’s deja vu all… Hey! Wait a minute! 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2546 That was Chagall's favorite midnight snack too! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2547 You’re not out of milk, just out of body. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2548 Take it from me, your allergy to shellfish hasn’t gone away 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2549 I'm the dream. You, on the other hand, really are finding another midnight snack. 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
2550 I’m the ghost of Christmas repast. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2551 While you're there, can you get me some yogurt? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2552 Lo and behold! I am the ghost of repasts past. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2553 After this, there is no turning back. You eat the blue jello – the story ends. You eat the red jello – you stay in Wonderland... 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2554 I don't want to ruin this culinary moment by bringing up a coronary moment, but please try to go towards the 'light', so to speak. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2555 No Mayo on mine 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2556 Hungry? Let your conscience be your guide. 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
2557 What the hell am I doing up here? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2558 You're dead you just don't know it yet. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2559 It’s still the same food as an hour ago. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2560 Try the low fat milk 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2561 I see you are up for a snack too. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2562 You’ll never fly like me again if you keep eating. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2563 Why don't we try intermittent fasting instead. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2564 'Keep eating like that and you'll have a really wonderful sleep!" 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2565 Every time we have an out of body experience, only you get to eat. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2566 Come now, you used to think pickles and whipped cream was brilliant!” 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2567 Where you looking for me? 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2568 I accidentally glued my slippers to the window again 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2569 The ghost of midnight's snacks past 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2570 So in a sense, you CAN have your cake and eat it too 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2571 I smell soul food. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2572 Just here to remind you: expiration dates are meaningless. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2573 As the Ghost of Snacking Past, I am sent to warn you, Ebenezer. Don't even think about the brussel sprouts. Have some yogurt. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2574 I’m the Ghost of Stomach’s Future, I came back to see if there was any of that pizza left 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2575 Go for it. Gluttony is not on Peter's checklist. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2576 ...and then you count calories to stay asleep. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2577 Screw the calories. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2578 Chocolate milk and cookies! Your midnight fairy on the fly. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2579 I’ve got unfinished business in there… 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2580 Can I give you a tip? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2581 May I suggest the angel food topped with morsels of pecan divinities? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2582 Quick, make us some sandwiches before the shoulder angel gets here and locks the fridge. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2583 Always trust your unconscious self when sleepwalking! 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2584 Try the cat food so you too can have nine lives. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2585 I just wanted to kiss you goodnight 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2586 Don’t mind me. Just astral planing over to Karen’s house again. Oh by the way, we’re out of milk. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2587 Starving to death may have actually turned out better for us. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2588 I'm the Ghost of Illicit Nighttime Snacks Past! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2589 I'm the Ghost of Diabetes Future... 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2590 I'll have a flying fart. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2591 Yes, yes…the deep fried jalapeños and ice cream. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
2592 Do you really want both of those? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2593 It was the egg salad. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2594 Go on, seize the night! 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2595 Don’t worry, you’re conscience is still asleep. I’m your subconscious urge. Go ahead, and pig out. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2596 People who had the extra sandwich also had coleslaw and chips. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2597 If I were you, I'd dispense some useless advice and then have a snack. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
2598 I have eaten the plums. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2599 Levitation of a guilty conscience. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2600 Let's start with Forbidden Chocolate. Then you take it from there." 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2601 Worst birthday cake ever, bro. 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
2602 Food for flight? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2603 I’m the ghost of Christmas pa… oh, it’s way past your bedtime. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2604 I’ve decided to live if you eat the cake! 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2605 nan 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2606 Me, I'm the eternally old, Peter Pancake! 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2607 Any Angel Food cake? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2608 I finished up the rest of the angel hair pasta. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2609 Hey, we have any of that angel food cake left? 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2610 Go towards the light, I was told... and now I find my long lost twin. Just incredible. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2611 you really shouldn't 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2612 Any Dream Whip? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2613 Each time I wake up to grab a meal, a fit version of me dies 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2614 You'll regret this tomorrow! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2615 I'm the ghost of binges past... don't eat the liverwurst. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2616 About that gym membership... 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2617 I am the Ghost of Midnight Snacks Past. Shut the door before it's too late! 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2618 A meatloaf sandwich sounds good. Light on the mayonnaise and skip the pickle. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2619 I had sex with your wife. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
2620 Midnight munchies? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2621 Ugh. No wonder we're fat! 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2622 Midnight munchies? I won’t tell on you if you won’t tell on you. 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2623 My edibles just kicked in! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2624 When the mind and body are both weak… 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2625 Not the ghost of midnight snacks past again 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2626 I am the ghost of heartburn future. You might want to pass on the leftover cheesecake. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2627 We're in our fifties, pal. Now it's food dreams that make us fly. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2628 Has the dough risen yet? I'm hungry! 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2629 But George Bailey, all that food does not exist because you were never born. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2630 I wouldn’t eat the leftovers. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2631 The cheese cake is behind the pickle jar. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2632 you've been doing this every night for 18 months-suddenly it's my decision! 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2633 Looks like we're in for some nightmares later tonight. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2634 Hey, is now a good time to talk to ourself about extending our vehicle warranty? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2635 The shop said it's called a Death by Chocolate Cake.Turned out they were being a lil' too literal for my taste. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2636 The calories don't count if you're sleepwalking. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2637 A light and fluffy omelette, please! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2638 Next time just nudge me if I start to drift off. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2639 Eat anything but the angel food cake! 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2640 I forgot when it happens, but you're going to be beaten to death in this kitchen. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2641 I am the Ghost of Thanksgiving Past . . . close the door. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2642 Hey it’s midnight already? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2643 hey man, eat more space cakes and follow me ! 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2644 You're walk sleeping? I'm fly sleeping! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2645 Instead of a midnight snack, why don't you just have a late dinner? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2646 I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2647 Try the light mayonnaise! 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2648 I am the ghost of sandwiches past. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2649 Don't mind me... See you soon... LOL. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2650 Are you sure you want to eat that now? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2651 I can recommend the brownies. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2652 Remember..you're now gluten free! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2653 Anything light? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2654 It's a bathrobe, not a cape! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2655 every night I have to remind you of the importance of feeding your mind, spirit and body. You need to stop sneaking around! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2656 I'd recommend a pass on the salmon mousse 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2657 I am the ghost of intermittent fast. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2658 Avoid the light beer. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2659 Miracle Whip, Morty. Miracle Whip. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
2660 That old Chinese food isn’t worth it, Charlie. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2661 I’m the Ghost of Christmas Present. You need to get vaccinated! 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2662 Keep it lite 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2663 Who can eat while on DMT?! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2664 Looking for another magic brownie? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2665 Forget broccoli. Live a little! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2666 Go for the chocolate. Up here we only have Angel's food." (submitting for my father who doesn't Instagram 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2667 Are you sure you don't wanna go vegan? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2668 Please eat something green and leafy 1.2391 0.04471 92 70 22 0
2669 Everything in there looks Heavenly. 1.2391 0.06059 92 77 8 7
2670 Ok, now you know why you gain weight every night. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2671 Dis robe allows it! 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2672 You’re right about your wife trying to kill you. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2673 I levitate every time I look at food. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2674 Milk? Gas! 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2675 Try the lite jello! 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2676 Surprise, sleepflying is the new thing. 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
2677 The Ghost of High Carb Future will visit you at midnight. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2678 Careful with the pop...its really carbonated 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2679 Just have another slice of the mushroom pizza and I’ll explain everything 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2680 Sorry, I finished off the Angels food cake last night. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2681 Hey man, would you grab me a lite beer and whipped yogurt? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2682 Yup... The sell-by date wasn't wrong after all. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2683 No, not anxiety! You are Hungry bro! 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2684 For I am the ghost of heartburns past!” 1.2386 0.04570 88 67 21 0
2685 I’m the ghost of forgotten diets 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2686 Really, nobody will know. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2687 Don't eat the potato salad. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2688 All this midnight snacking is going to be the death of us 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2689 No, thanks. I definitely don't need another edible. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2690 I told you to lay off the mayo. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2691 Yes , to go… 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2692 Hey, its me, well you, and this is a reminder that you ate too many special brownies 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2693 That cheesecake is dreamy. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2694 Chew for me will you? 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
2695 Yes, that extra slice of cake would actually kill you. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2696 Having that dent fixed today, that is an auto body experience! 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2697 I'm here to tell you that just one more midnight calzone, and this is you by next week 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2698 You must choose! Will it be the heartburn from the stale lasagna or knife-like cramps from yesterday’s meatloaf? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2699 Look, I know it's not easy having a floating twin brother but could you hand me the leftover lasagna? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2700 What’s your best advice to your flying, horizontal self in 3 words? 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2701 Enjoy it now because someday things will just pass right through us! 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
2702 Dagwood couldn't make it, and sent me to say hi 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2703 I’ve come for my dying piecemeal! 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2704 The potato salad makes me a little gassy. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
2705 As 'The Ghost Of An Hour From Now In The Bathroom', I'm urging you to not eat the leftover Mexican food. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2706 Do you mind if I join you? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2707 Your guilty conscience recommends the chocolate cheesecake. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2708 I wouldn't drink that milk if I were you. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2709 I am the ghost of your stomach yet to come. I'm here to warn you to close...that...door. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2710 Don’t forget the chili. I’m running low on gas. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2711 Do you have any ghost peppers? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2712 Don’t touch the stuff in the green bowl. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2713 The leftover pizza is to die for, but the spare ribs are a killer. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2714 How did I get that light? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2715 If you grab some shaved ice,we might be ok tomorrow. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2716 Grab the cake, the wife won’t notice another 5lbs. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2717 The Fridge Fairy is for people who don't like their appliances to be smarter than they are. Could you get us some more beer? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2718 Stuff yourself tonight or add 3 days to your life span - your choice... 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2719 Astral Bob likes ice cream too, Bob. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2720 I am your conscience. You've eaten enough today. Close the door. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2721 Don't worry, the cake was worth it. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2722 Spoiler alert: the mayo is spoiled. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2723 I'm the Ghost of Future Regrets. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2724 The good news is that your theory about parallel universes is correct. The bad news is your craving for potato salad. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2725 Just eat the whole thing 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
2726 Please shut the fridge door and go back to bed. You're wearing me out floating around during the night to keep you on the straight and narrow.” 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2727 The beans are a little gassy. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2728 Go for it! The afterlife is weightless,and there is no pizza. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
2729 Good Conscience Bob is here to tell you what’s good…. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2730 Ralph, Can you cut me a slices of that angel food cake? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2731 I am not here to scold you,I am here to join you. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2732 Not so fast, Buster 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2733 Try the Miracle Whip" 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2734 Try the gray suff, it's delicious! 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2735 If you're asking yourself "Is it still good?", just throw it out. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2736 Don't drink the milk. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2737 Can I have something light, like me 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2738 Why worry about gaining or losing weight when you can be weightless? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2739 Trust me, those ribs are worth it! 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2740 Hey, buddy--back away from the brie. I'm the ghost of your cholesterol future. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2741 So the doctor’s instructions actually said 4 ibuprofen and 1 Ambien. Any eggplant parm left? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2742 It was the pancetta. But it was worth it. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2743 What are we having?” 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2744 Is not Christmas yet! 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2745 Tonight specials are: beef alla insomnia, linguini with extra anxiety, and potato salad with a salary reduction. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2746 Would you believe there’s no steakhouse ranch in heaven. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2747 it's not worth it 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2748 This is all a dream. Right now you're blackout drunk in a Moline hotel room after a three day dental convention. Candi and Chardonnay emptied your wallet and stole your Hyundai. They think you're a putz and are making fun of your rectangular butt. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2749 Well, Well, Well. Hello, Ambien Angel, we meet again. What shall we eat tonight? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2750 The afterlife is great but they're all out of anchovies. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2751 Five to one odds you pick a better last meal than I did. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2752 You really, really, really should go on a diet. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2753 Honestly, Pavlov ever since they legalized it… 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2754 I'm the ghost of expirations past. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2755 I'm your Dairy Godmother. I'm here to remind you of your lactose intolerance, so try not to bibbidi-bobbidi-poo tonight. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2756 If you eat that old salmon, we're both going to regret it. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2757 Try the chicken liver, it’s like heaven. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2758 Please, remember we always sleep better when we skip the midnight pastrami sandwich! 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2759 I know you weren't planning on sharing that pie with yourself, but here we are. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2760 If I 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2761 Hey, What's up! 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2762 Man’s higher consciousness. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2763 I'm still hungry. I just had a light dinner. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2764 Everything goes through me these days anyway 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2765 If in doubt, throw it out. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2766 Call me the ghost of next year’s pants size. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2767 - That angel food cake has got me floating on air 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2768 As the Ghost of Midnight Snacks to Come, trust me, you don't want eat that cheese. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2769 What are you doing up? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2770 I am the ghost of food poisoning yet to come. Don’t eat the leftover seafood. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2771 The chicken salad is killer. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2772 I am the ghost of past repasts. Close the door. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2773 I'm the ghost of egg salad past-its-prime... 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2774 Hello, Peter. The Multiverse is real. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2775 You weren't supposed to put helium in the whipped cream 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2776 I promise I won't tell if you share. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2777 Ed, this is all dream. If you open that fridge one more time, new food WILL appear!” 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2778 I wouldn’t eat the leftover Chinese food if I were you. 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
2779 As David saw the restocked fridge, his soul returned to his body 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2780 Leggo my Eggoplasm! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2781 Any leftovers? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2782 Trust me, the chimichanga is to die for. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2783 I am the Ghost of Midnight Snacks Past, and I recommend the cheescake. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
2784 Go ahead and stuff yourself. You die tomorrow anyway‼️ 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2785 Cheese dreams 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2786 The chocolate cake kills you but it's so worth it 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
2787 Go ahead and have that beer and brat. Tomorrow, you’ll be flying with me. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2788 I'm the ghost of snack future. You're going to have to pee in an hour. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2789 The cheesecake was light as a feather, you wouldn't have liked it. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2790 In the parallel universe, our refrigerator opens on the left. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2791 My advice in the time of Covid: Go For it! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2792 Got any soul food, Greg? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2793 Just your near future self reminding you of your high cholestrol. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2794 It called to me 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2795 Uh, Honey…the mushrooms on that left over pizza I just ate were shiitake, right? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2796 I suggest the Angel’s Food cake 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
2797 That milk smells ok, but it’s definitely past it’s expiration date. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2798 I am the ghost of leftovers past to warn you of the nightmares to come if you don’t stop your midnight snacking ways 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2799 On this night he was visited by the spirit of Weight-loss Past. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2800 Try the ham. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2801 Suit yourself but but no added sugars, trans fats, red and processed meats, omega-6s and refined carbs 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2802 And after your snack, we can hit the diner. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2803 I highly recommend the root beer float 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2804 Dude, take the cake, I swear is worth it… 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2805 The ketchup is in the door, Greg. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2806 Remember, it's only the junk food that let's you imagine me. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2807 Take a hard look at your life, your choices and the Sell By date on that mayonnaise. 1.2329 0.06902 73 62 5 6
2808 What rhymes with duh schmeggs bar wextired? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2809 Sleepwalking is so passe. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2810 I am the Ghost of Snacking Past . . . Close, and walk with me. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2811 Yes, I’m you. Chubby, bald and soon to be dead. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2812 Hey, Bob. I'm the ghost of late-night snacks to come. Pay attention to the "best by" dates. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2813 Good heavens .how about a midnight feast 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
2814 You’re not dreaming. The leftover birthday cake is hidden on the bottom shelf to the right 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
2815 Lite” ice cream now has helium 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2816 Load up. Remember you're eating for two. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2817 Skip the food freshness check, today you're the one past your use-by date. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2818 You’re making a weighty decision. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2819 Warning! Proceed with caution. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2820 So that's what my doctor meant when he said I should try to gain another perspective of my eating habits 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2821 I have been gifted a clear mind. You don't have to keep eggs in there. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2822 Hey, don't do what you're about to do with that carrot. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2823 I am the ghost of the midnight snack yet to come 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2824 I find myself unusually conflicted at this moment. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2825 I am just saying, maybe it is time to throw out that mayonnaise 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2826 I am your ghost of things to come. Don't eat the leftover shrimp casserole. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2827 I usually ignore expiration dates. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2828 How about some comfort food? 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2829 Is the cake REALLY to die for? 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2830 Trade you last night’s supper for an out-of-body experience? 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2831 Your keto angel just checking in on you, buddy. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
2832 I may only be a figment, but I vote for the chili. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
2833 Don’t eat the beans! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2834 It turns out, an out-of-body experience caused by dessert is called Astral Confection 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2835 Hi, I'm your conscience. It will start with pie and then I do taxes. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2836 Yes, the cupcake is totally worth it. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2837 Got any leftover pixie dust? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2838 No worries! Out-of-body experiences burn calories like crazy! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2839 I feel this way every time I eat sushi. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2840 that Secret Recipe makes you hallucinate" ... 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2841 You were looking for the turkey. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2842 I told you marijuana was a gateway drug to the fridge! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2843 Make me something too. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2844 I need to stop buying edibles out of that guy’s van. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2845 Just read the note and please don’t eat our daughter’s science fair project. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2846 When did I get so skinny? 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
2847 Can I borrow some milk? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2848 There's a slice of triple layer chocolate fudge cake on the bottom shelf, on the right side at the very back under the loaf of bread and behind the crock of sauerkraut. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2849 Nothing too heavy for me, thanks." 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2850 Don’t even think about eating that entire tub of mayonnaise. Trust me. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2851 Anything in there to get rid of gas? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2852 Is there something new today? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2853 C'mon, don't look so scared! We know the fridge is the real alarm clock that brings you to life, John 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2854 Don’t worry about gaining weight, you actually die in a car accident in two weeks 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2855 You sweared to the big guy you would quit this snacking so.. uh.. yeah, you gotta come with me. 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
2856 Word to the wise, that fish was left out all day." 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2857 May I suggest the non-fat, gluten-free, plant-based options on the second shelf that our wife told us to eat. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2858 Surprise Jerry, all farts are just ghosts of yourself! 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2859 Oh, I'm the ghost of midnight indigestion yet to come. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2860 Seems to be a little more carbonation in the 7Up 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2861 Is there any 'soul food' in there? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2862 the pesto is expired by the way. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2863 Lay off the mayo 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2864 RIP Norm you’re still making me laugh you old chunk of coal 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2865 I dreamed about the same leftovers, but I ate them already. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2866 Main thing for me is not to fall asleep 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2867 Your up early. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2868 I'm from the future. Don't drink the milk. It's spoiled. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2869 Pst, the leftover lasagna is heavenly. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2870 Hark! The milk has spoiled again! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2871 I’m your alter eat or go … ah, Ah, AH!” 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2872 I'm the Ghost of Heart-burn Future... just go to bed, John. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2873 We’re out of cheese. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2874 All-You-Can-Eat buffet. While life lasts. Hours limited. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2875 Don't go with the ham. Is two months old for christ's sake 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2876 Yes… the bacon. Go for it! It’s worth it. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2877 Go ahead and enjoy!! The calories don’t count if your out of body!! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2878 That’s some kind of serial number on the bottom. The use-by date is on THE LID! 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2879 Happy Yom Kipur! 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2880 Whatever you pick -make it a double. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2881 Luke, this is not the food you are seeking. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2882 I don’t recommend making a root-beer float. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2883 Mike, this is your lactose intolerance speaking 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2884 Don't eat anything you can't identify. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2885 I am the ghost of calories past. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2886 Out of body? No, but it does look like you're out of eggs. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2887 The mayo is divine. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2888 I'm your better self. Keep under 200 calories. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2889 who you gunna call 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2890 I am the Ghost of Chinese Food Past. Trust me, it's passed. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
2891 You’re sleepwalking again, Buddy. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2892 I'll have the floating salad. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2893 I’m your spare tire. It’s belly-belly nice to meet you. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2894 I accidentally swallowed a fly and this then happened 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2895 Guardian angel vs. Angel cake 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2896 Counting calories is a good substitute for sheep... 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2897 If the spirit moves you, what say you pick up pickles next time you're at the market? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2898 I’m your ghost of midnight snacks future, telling you to put ketchup on that leftover spaghetti. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2899 Wait, your only advice is don’t let all the cold air out? 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2900 Are you sure you really want to eat the rest of the cheese you can’t remember buying? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2901 I wouldn't eat that sandwich you left a month ago if I were you. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2902 I died, headed towards the light and ended up here… 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2903 The ghost of bedtime snacks yet to come. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2904 Im the ghost of midnight snacks past 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2905 I'm you from the future. Things don't get better. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2906 Maybe you should make dinner next time. Stacy put psilocybin in our bucatini. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2907 Thank you for freeing me. Zoltar lives! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2908 Yes, the yoghurt has gone bad. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2909 You drank the spoiled milk and you see me again don't you? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2910 Give me my share or I'll tell everything to your wife! 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2911 Oh go right ahead Dave, expiry dates are just a suggestion anyway. 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
2912 What doesn't kill you mutates and tries again. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2913 Chagall called , poser 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2914 Hand me a chilled Chardonnay; and charge it on your sinful account. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2915 I see you've come back with lower standards. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2916 I recommend the leftover cheesecake. It’s worth it. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2917 Don't worry. One more midnight snack won't kill you. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2918 I'm the gas of leftovers past... 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2919 covid took your sense of smell- that milk will take your life. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2920 This is just to say ... . 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2921 Steve, don't worry about the expiration date, the deviled eggs are heavenly. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
2922 I am the Ghost of Christmas Past. Remember me? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2923 Yes my brother, God is hungry and would like a pastrami on rye; hold the pickles. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2924 Time is an illusion and so was that cake. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2925 Red Bull gives you wings! 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2926 That's enough for tonight. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2927 I'm from your future. Now step back from that week-old cream puff and kick the door shut. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2928 What, you're not going to offer me a mid-flight snack? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2929 Remember no sugar, carbs, gluten, dairy or anything yummy! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2930 I am the ghost of midnight snacks yet to come - it’s all good! 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
2931 I frigi-dare you 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2932 I hope you didn’t eat that last slice of pizza? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2933 I would recommend starting with just half a brownie. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2934 That is definitely expired man 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2935 Everybody Wang Chung tonight. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2936 That new helium supplement from the Weight Watchers really does make you feel lighter. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2937 As your conscience I just wanted to float down and remind you of what Doctor Harris said about late night snacks. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2938 We want the chocolate strawberry sundae like I had before Mabel pushed me out the Window! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2939 It's too late to be vertical 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2940 Mom said no. Back to bed. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2941 I would avoid the Tzatziki dip. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2942 ...you might want to steer clear of the olives. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2943 Well now I know who keeps eating all of the food in the fridge. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2944 I did't want to be your literal dead ringer 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2945 Chagall we have a midnight snack? 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2946 You might want to just leave that Cheese Cake in the Fridge 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
2947 Hit the fat stuff, and enjoy! It is too late, as our expiration date is here! 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2948 I’m your dead ghost from the future. That celery stick you’re about to choose kills you anyway. Grab the pizza and ice cream. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2949 weed is amazing! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2950 Don’t eat that tuna, trust me. 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
2951 My presence tells you the mayonnaise went bad. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2952 The Veniero's box of Cannoli? Of course she'd want you to have it! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2953 I'm the Ghost of Snacking Future... and I'm here to let you know that if you eat that 3 day old leftover Pad Thai, you're going to have a VERY bad day tomorrow. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2954 Introducing the ghost of Christmas future, Fall edition: regretting the pumpkin pie 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
2955 Who cares who's in whose dream? Go for the chocolate cake. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2956 Just cane by for a snack 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2957 want to share that with me?? 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2958 The hungry horrors! 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2959 I'd go with the mushrooms. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2960 Greetings. I’m the ghost of heart attacks past. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2961 Sleepwalking again? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2962 Take the leftover lasagna, leave the kale. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2963 Did you think your doppelgänger would be better looking? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2964 Go ahead, grab it! I'll float while you gloat. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2965 Turns out that last bit of pie will kill you. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2966 Grab the ketchup cause we have run out of it up here, and some snacks for the road. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2967 Don’t eat the whitefish. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2968 Buy Tesla stock. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2969 Ghosts from futures to come here. You’re out of Mayo. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2970 Remember, you're allowed one spoonful of cottage cheese. The cherry pie with whipped cream is for me. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2971 I'm the Ghost of Four A.M. Pizza yet to be eaten. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
2972 Real quick, just check the date first. I'm the ghost of cheesecake past. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2973 I know you FEEL alive...... 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2974 We both know we're going for another salty, fatty snack 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2975 I'm not your floating angst. I’m your floating I-don’t-give-a-rat’s-ass. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2976 I'm the ghost of Christmas pasta. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2977 Remember your peanut allergy. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2978 Pssst! Don’t eat the shrimp! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2979 Don't forget to bring something for the wife. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2980 You'll regret it in the morning. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2981 Yes, this is your imagination saying, get the Chocolate with nuts this time! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2982 Yes! I’m up for more Tiramisu! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2983 It turns out that our wife was right about expiration dates. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2984 One more slice can't hurt, eh?" "That's what I thought too. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2985 I floated 10 feet higher before your midnight trips to the fridge! 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
2986 Don’t worry, we don’t die for 9 more years – eat the cake 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2987 I think we're out of soul food. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2988 I am here from the future to warn you. Your wife made that quiche for her poorly mother. Your place on this earth is finely balanced and your pain threshold is low. Move slowly and think quickly. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2989 Are you sure you want to eat the 4 day old sushi ? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2990 To eat or not to eat, that is the question. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2991 You know, that stuff will kill you. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2992 Midnight snack! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2993 I'm the ghost of acid reflux past. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2994 I know you are hungry but stay away from the left-over egg salad! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2995 Trust me, avoid the week old leftovers. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2996 I'm from your future, one hour from now. If you eat that you'll regret it! 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2997 You’ve only 18 hours left to complete the full day fast! 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2998 Trust me,have the cheesecake. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2999 Psst! Can you spare some deviled eggs? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3000 cardiologeist 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3001 When the brownie kicks in. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3002 You're in a John Prine song. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3003 Trying to resist a midnight snack? You don't have a ghost of a chance 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3004 If you don’t want to be me, close the door and go back to bed 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3005 I’ve got your back. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
3006 Try the whipped dessert...it's really light." H. J. Roe, Myrtle Point, OR 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3007 Remember--your new diet plan uses psychology. Think of my services as the icing on the cake. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3008 Try some Cheese, give you wings! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
3009 Keep going with the midnight snacks it was worth it ! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
3010 Don't worry, those late night bacon strips were worth it 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3011 Yes... take that yummy slice of bacon! The nurse at the hospital is really cute! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3012 Have one more tablespoon of mayonnaise for me while you’re in there. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3013 Psst, we're gonna need proof we got the jab to get in. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3014 You're having an "out of fridge" experience. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3015 Hey there. I'm you, or me, from the parallel universe three over and one to the left. Can I borrow your mayonnaise? We only have Miracle Whip there. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3016 Better make it a good sandwich, I have it on good authority it will be your last. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3017 Maybe I'm not "dying for some angel cake." 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3018 I´m the ghost of Late-snacks Future, let me show you what awaits 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3019 I am your higher power! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3020 Go ahead. It’s all fake you know! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3021 This is exactly what put me here. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3022 Check that date one more time on the Mayo. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3023 I'm just saying that the cheese was originally cheddar, not Stilton. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3024 “If you want to fly like me, just try one of those fuzzy hot dogs.” 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3025 Eat more healthily or you’ll be me soon 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3026 hey buddy don’t steal her leftovers..it’s not worth it 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3027 That tiramisu is a real lift me up 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3028 eat the cake while you still can 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3029 You're dreaming John 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3030 To submit your caption, leave it as a comment below, with the hashtag . 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3031 Don't worry. A snack won't kill you. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3032 I'm the ghost of binging future...Life's short, enjoy! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3033 Go ahead with the left-over 'Tuna Surprise.' She will never miss it. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
3034 I'm you, in a hour. This is just to say, I've eaten the plums. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3035 eat~more~lettuce 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3036 What you’re feeling, it’s not about food. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3037 I shouldn't be saying this but for once can we have something other than leftovers? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3038 Believe it or not, it’s the olives that did you in. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3039 I am your conscience. Will you please make me a ham, turkey and Swiss cheese sandwich with extra mayo? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3040 Hide; Outside they are chanting- EAT THE RICH 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3041 Go ahead, the leftovers are to die for! 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
3042 Salad!? Do you think we're in April or May? 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
3043 Just a spoonful won't hurt 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
3044 We can’t keep using the pandemic as an excuse, Larry. We need to- ooh is that lasagna? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3045 You are having an "Out of Bologna Experience!" 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3046 Go on, calories don't count after midnight. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3047 After this, a purgative for you and the purgatory for me. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3048 Gummy Bear, blue one. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
3049 Turns out there's no expiration date on salmonella.. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3050 Yeah, that’s right. Everybody gets a vision of themselves before they pass, so eat up! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3051 I came here to warn you as the ghost of acid reflux future 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3052 For me, they're ALL empty calories. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3053 I can assure you, THAT is not gonna kill you 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3054 Death is nice but food is better 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3055 Let's pretend you're eating for two. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3056 Hey Bob.... I'm from your future, sent to tell you don't eat the meatloaf! 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3057 The guacamole is to-die-for. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3058 Heaven forfend! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3059 I am the Ghoooost of Expiration Dates Passed... 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3060 I don't recommend the beans. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3061 The kale. Eat the kale. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3062 Eat the leftovers, they're wicked! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3063 Go ahead, the more you eat the faster you'll get here." 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3064 Let’s choose something less spicy tonight. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3065 I’m you from the future. Go with the leftover pizza. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3066 Paunchy and bald. I'm your worst nightmare. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3067 I don't drink milk, but do you have any ectoplasm" 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3068 Try the pudding, it’s to die for. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3069 Go ahead, eat the cheesecake. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3070 Those tacos are gonna haunt ya later. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3071 Is this a good time to talk about agricultural manufacturing? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3072 Bah humbug! I told you my gnocchi is lighter than air…. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3073 I knew we had forgotten something at dinner last night.... The Beano! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3074 I'm you from 20 minutes in the future. Here to remind you about acid reflux. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3075 Guess what happens while you’re eating that sandwich. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3076 Ready for a late night taste of "What's to Die For?" 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3077 Hey I just clogged your toilet. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3078 Hello, I'm the ghost of Casseroles past. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3079 Don't do it or you won't be able to fly like me! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3080 Out of peanut butter experince is different than out of body experience!! 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
3081 I can’t sleep, either. Want to go for a ride? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3082 Those anti-gas pills REALLY make me feel a LOT LIGHTER!! 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3083 As he feared, tonight’s meal was repeating on him. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3084 How about a root beer float? 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
3085 The dream soufflé. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3086 No need tonight to agonize over whether or not to finish the apple pie. I ate the last piece 20 minutes ago. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3087 Hey bud. I'd stay away from those leftovers if I were you. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
3088 Just a reminder that the doggie bags are for the dog. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
3089 Dude ! Let me know if you see any pasta salad ! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3090 Redbull, please. I need my wings. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3091 Close the door and I’ll get the light. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3092 So, what’s up? 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3093 If I was you I would stay away from that raw shellfish and egg dish. Wait! I am you! That’s how you got here. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3094 The milk is spoiled. Trust me. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3095 Trust me, skip the mayonnaise tonight. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3096 My higher self is wondering if raiding the fridge in the middle of the night is not good? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3097 You'll never worry about what you eat once you live in zero gravity. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3098 Anything but the pastrami. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3099 Unless you want to go airborn, I would suggest you take a pass on the left over red beans. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3100 I hope it’s worth it 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3101 I'm your heart burn from last night 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3102 Unfortunately, your late night snack could kill you. Choose wisely. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3103 Ooooooh are we having Mac and cheese tonight? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3104 Maybe try sleep-floating tomorrow night? No one will be able to hear you shuffling about. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3105 Where did you put the leftover Fugu? 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3106 I am the angel of midnight snacks past. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
3107 Do you have a double portion? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3108 Man, I can't even guard myself — I was the one who ate the leftover pizza. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3109 Eat it all Frank! Zero calories!.....Not really, just a little nighttime levity. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3110 If you're tired of seeing aerial delusions of yourself, stop eating grandma's 'special baked cookies. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3111 As you can see, I’m just in a really good place right now 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3112 Yo bro, is there any light yogurt in there? 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
3113 The neighbors are outta milk too 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3114 Identified Flying Object 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3115 ‘Hey Stan, it’s me, you. No more sleep-eating, please.’ 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3116 Go for the chocolate cake - it's to die for! 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3117 Moving to California, great choice. Not installing fridge anchors, not so much. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3118 Stay away from the Brie, James. Stay awayy from the Brie 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3119 Its your choice - I can either warn you now, or you can wake up at 3am with heart burn, but I'm telling you left over potato salad may not be a good choice 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3120 Ya know, I'd eat that sushi again 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
3121 Try the left-over pizza! 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3122 Watch out for the meatloaf... it's a killer. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3123 Harry, go back to bed. And stop taking Ambien and try meditation, it's much healthier. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3124 Your devil side is having a bypass. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
3125 I'm the Ghost of Last Night's Repast! 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3126 I don’t think that’s what the Righteous Brothers meant by, ‘hungered for your touch.’ 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
3127 I'm the ghost of heart attack future. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3128 She doesn't love you anyway 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3129 Still searching for the meaning of life? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3130 Don't 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3131 This is the voice of your conscience speaking. Go for the Black Forrest cake with some whipped cream to top it off. You only live once! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3132 It's happening. Pick out what you want. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3133 I'd watch what you eat if I were you. 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
3134 Know your limit 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3135 I'm the ghost of Right Now, and I came to warn you, the pastrami is bad. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3136 I’ll have what your having, but put the Mayo on the side. 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
3137 Remind me … is mayonnaise bad for you? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3138 Hi! This might be confusing to you, I mean me, I mean ... I'll start over. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3139 Your better self recommends the peach pie with vanilla ice cream. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3140 Sparking joy or midnight snack?” asks David’s intrusive doppelgänger 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3141 Have some fruit while you can. It's all forbidden up there. 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
3142 Go on, it was worth it 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3143 You have about 2 minutes to make up your mind. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3144 I'm your better angel. I can not tell a lie. I hid the fudge in the mayo jar. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3145 Don't eat the expired ham. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3146 Hi! I'm going to be your heart attack this evening! 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3147 Trust me, the gratification is overrated. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3148 Yes, I am the ghost of Refrigerator Present, and I say "Go for the lemon pie, George!" 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3149 I am having a Marc Chagall moment! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3150 Don’t worry about the expiration dates 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3151 Fish casserole? I've been choking like a balloon in a Macy's parade on fumes from below. Any more catch and release, I may just float away forever. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3152 I'm the Ghost of Milks-Gone-Past, reminding you to check the expiration date. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3153 If I were you, I’d watch out for your health and hand over that strawberry shortcake. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3154 Weight Watchers sent me, but if you share, I won't tell. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3155 The mayonnaise has gone bad. Just trust me. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3156 Got any Angel food cake... 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3157 No more mushrooms okay? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3158 It’s true - gluten and dairy will kill you. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3159 Thanks to budget cuts, we're averaging out the shoulder angel and shoulder devil this year. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3160 If I stop you from sleep eating, I get my wings. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3161 There’s shellfish in the dip. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3162 I may be weightless but I feel those urges, too 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3163 I guess that wasn’t a portobellos 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3164 Don’t even think about drinking my float! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3165 Go for it! We’re in a global pandemic, I have no objections. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3166 That’s my boring brother!! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3167 The fridge light led me here. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3168 If you think this is a dream, try that salted caramel gelato! 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
3169 With your heart condition, think carefully. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3170 That last bit of cake was totally worth it! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3171 You've got to tell me where you got the mushrooms in that casserole. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
3172 Hurry before the shoulder angel gets here. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3173 (Singing) "In heaven there is no beer, that's why you need to drink it here" 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3174 Avoid the e coli. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3175 Grab me the chocolate pudding while you are in there 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3176 Take this for what it’s worth, but I wouldn’t go for the two week old lasagna. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3177 According to the scale, you're now eating for two Anita Barlow, Edmond, OK 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
3178 Try the sprouts. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3179 Nothing is real. Your entire existence is a figment of an online caption contest. lol 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3180 Tomato juice. Always tomato juice. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3181 I am the ghost of tuna salad past its freshness date, and I come to you with a warning. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3182 I'm not suggesting you shower and shave first, but maybe change into a fresh robe before you dig into that oyster sauce broccoli behind the the no-fat yogurt. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3183 Hey, it's me, your better angel. Better cut out the midnight fridge raids, or you'll end up like me, forever floating over the kitchen sink! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3184 Come on man ... you know diet coke isn't real coke 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3185 I’m the ghost from pandemic past here to remind you you can be fulfilled at home by reading too 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3186 Order in! 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
3187 I'd give the sushi a miss if I were you 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3188 No problem. Surgeons have extra long scalpels now. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3189 Munchies? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3190 The magic mushrooms in the back belong to your daughter 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3191 Taco Bell is down the street. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3192 Lay off the nitrates or you'll end up like me: able to fly, travel through time, pass through walls, scare dumb kids, spy on the changing rooms at the Rochester Big & Tall, and before you ask: no; no one in the ghost community is judgmental about it. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3193 If you heat up the leftover pizza, I’ll come back in. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3194 I'm your diet ghost and I'm here to tell you no, no,no! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3195 I'm the ghost of an hour from now! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3196 I'm the ghost of meals past, you already ate the leftovers 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3197 I've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3198 If you can see me, maybe you should ditch that Stilton cheese. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3199 I recommend the leftover pizza. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3200 Hi; I’m your subconscious; go with the yogurt!” 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3201 FYI- Rita next door has leftover lasagna in her fridge. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3202 Heavens no! Fred Dooplegenger happens to be my name.. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3203 Remember that heavy bowl is up there when you open the freezer. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3204 I told you dairy after 10pm was a bad idea. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3205 Don´t forget my stomach! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3206 I apologize for eating all the good stuff, calories don’t exist for me anymore and they had us on a pretty strict diet before… you know 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3207 It turns out the suggestion to go gluten-free was a little more serious than we’d anticipated. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3208 Hello. I am the ghost of Leftovers - past and future. You definitely should not have that pizza. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3209 . You take out the pizza and beer and I’ll put on the movie Ghost 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3210 Be good at being bad. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3211 Yeah, I'm your ghost of future bad choices. See you real soon. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3212 Calories don't count after midnight. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3213 I'm the ghost of snacks you need. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3214 I guess that lite diet I've been on finally kicked in. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
3215 Hey, please leave some milk for the Oreos 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
3216 Warning, the left over beans caused me to have a real bad case of gas. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3217 Chekov's gun. Just saying... 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3218 Did you know ghosts can time-travel? Changing the subject, avoid the tuna salad. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3219 Oooh, pick the angel food cake. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3220 On hindsight, check the expiration date on the mayonnaise 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
3221 It was worth it 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3222 I’m you from 7 hours in the future… avoid the egg salad. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3223 I’m the ghost of the future. Take a Tums now. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
3224 No, maybe you shouldn't have eaten the leftover sushi. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3225 You're already dead. It was that Cheesecake and banana cream pie. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
3226 Make the most of it…. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
3227 Trust me: that "fancy blue cheese" you just found in the way back isn't blue cheese. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3228 This is just to say that you shouldn’t eat the plums in the icebox. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3229 These Brownies aren't good. 3 seconds later. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3230 I'm the ghost of Christmas leftovers. Don't drink that eggnog. It's September. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
3231 Cushlamacree my boy! There is better stuff in the liquor cabinet! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3232 Take the blueberry muffin, the story ends. Take the cherry pie, you enter Wonderland. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3233 The alter ego gets first dibs on leftovers. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3234 Your better angels suggest the leftover eggplant parmigiana. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
3235 The choice is yours,mayonnaise or celery,but one of them gets you here. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3236 In my parallel universe, it’s against the laws of physics to run out of ketchup. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3237 As the ghost of refrigerator future, I wouldn’t touch the butter. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3238 Just leave me the whipped cream. 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
3239 Don’t eat Ross’s sandwich.” 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3240 I am your ghost from too many calories past. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
3241 I am your conscience !! Go for the chocolate ice cream. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
3242 Please. Don’t eat the meatloaf. It will kill us. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3243 Go lite on the mustard, you don’t want to stay up all night! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3244 Make that sandwich. There are no transfats in heaven. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3245 Avoid gassy foods! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3246 It's like the saying goes, You will see paradise by the refrigerator light! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3247 There are infinite parallel universes …. all out of pockles! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3248 Anything that says, ”LITE” 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3249 Forget a light snack, I need the heavy meatloaf. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3250 Don't eat anything that will give you gas, you'll regret it! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3251 Don't eat the tuna. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
3252 Think before you act. Being weightless is more fun. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3253 Have you tried the croque monsieur? 1.2174 0.06807 69 59 5 5
3254 The mayo's off. It's very gassy. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
3255 I'll be landing on the middle shelf...please move out of the way. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3256 Eat up. Bacon is healthy in heaven. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3257 Not the jello, it goes right through me. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3258 Weird way to learn that NOOM comes with side effects, isn’t it? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3259 I enjoy reading your emails. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
3260 I can confirm that those mushrooms labeled ‘magic’… actually are. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
3261 Dude clean it up, don’t just look at it. It reeks so bad I had to come out of my grave. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3262 Might as well warm up the pizza and polish off the ice cream, Fred. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3263 Boo! It's just a dream. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3264 Skip the cheesecake! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3265 You’d have less near-death ‘out-of-body’ experiences if you could just cut back on your constant ‘out-of-refrigerator’ experiences 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3266 Take it from experience. Hold the mayo. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3267 Hugs from Marc Chagall. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
3268 It's gluten, stupid! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3269 I'm the ghost of Lasagne Past . . . 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
3270 If it was up to me, I would go for that Angel food cake. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3271 Hi Bill. I’m your angel of the future. Just leave that salami you were about to eat and when you get up in the morning, schedule a visit to the cardiologist. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3272 Ralph approaches new meals with a spirit. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3273 That angel-food cake looks mighty tasty, doesn't it? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3274 When you die, you discover that earthly life is almost entirely about gut health. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
3275 Here am I floating ‘round my kitchen Not gonna take sleep aids again Lucid dreaming’s weird Hey, pass the oj while you’re here 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3276 Will you please quit praying for help choosing a yogurt flavor? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
3277 FYI, the turkey salad's definitely spoiled. But don't let it stop you. I just came back to tell you not to forget the pickles. That would have made the sandwich totally worth what we went through over the next four days. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3278 I love to laugh. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
3279 You can have the leftovers, I'm going out for takeout. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3280 Oh come on, Frank, it’s not mindfulness, it’s just an out-of-body Linzer torte experience. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3281 Since I skipped the snacks I feel so much lighter” 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3282 Psst! It's breast milk. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3283 We were warned that Ambien and wine can cause sleep eating, but did we listen, of course not, those doctors know nothin', I tell ya', nothin'! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3284 Trust me, read the expiry date closely. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3285 Now Tim realised why people said not to eat cheese right before bed. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3286 Remember…don’t dine after nine. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3287 Hey there, I’m your new fly-by-night diet plan. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3288 Don't worry, I'll turn off when you shut the door. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3289 I'm recommending the peyote brownies. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3290 I was worried I wouldn’t make it back in time! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3291 No, actually I'm the bad cholesterol fairy. Eat up and enjoy! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3292 yup, those mushrooms are past due. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
3293 Of course I can fly. That's why they call me your superego. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
3294 As your conscious I won’t tell you what not to eat, just make me whatever you’re having. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3295 Stay away from that meat with the shiny rainbow. Just sayin 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3296 I know you are not real, my mother said I am one of a kind. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3297 Reminder from the crew upstairs: cheese makes you gassy. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3298 Those leftover wings would hit the spot. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3299 Your better angel helped you by eating that last piece of cake 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3300 You don't know it yet, but the lava cake is to die for. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
3301 I would just throw the milk out. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
3302 Technically, I get to choose. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3303 Your wife sent me. I am the milk floatie of midnight snacks past. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3304 I’ll have that beer in the back row. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3305 Got any yogurt in there? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3306 Ghost of Covid past. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3307 Did you know refrigerators are heavy appliances, my girlfriends husband threw hers out the 10 story building. It was locked and I was in it……… 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
3308 If you do not eat, you do not die. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
3309 I'm you from your lucid dream. Of course you can't find the left over cake. Don't you remember how much I enjoyed it? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3310 If you’re going to make avocado toast, I’ll have a slice too. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3311 Angel cake? No not allowed! 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3312 Are you hallucinating, again? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3313 You seem to love dissociating when you open the fridge 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3314 What,you want another bud light 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3315 Better make it to go…it’s later than you think. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3316 You should try the lite version. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3317 Don't eat the cake. 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
3318 Psst.. You may want to avoid the leftover potato salad." 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3319 the leftover pizza actually is to die for. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3320 Should’ve thrown out those leftovers. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3321 All that junk is healthy. MAGA, baby! 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3322 So, our wife ate all our leftovers from the Italian restaurant? I guess that's what you might call an out-of-manicotti experience. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3323 I’m you from 20 minutes in the future. For God’s sake, don’t eat the leftover tuna casserole! 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
3324 ….whooo, I am the ghost of Christmas Pissssssssssed… 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3325 I recommend you chew your food VERY well 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
3326 What did you expect with all that late night bacon? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3327 I’m kinda breaking the rules here, but you may want to avoid that leftover blowfish. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3328 I am the ghost of midnight snack-time future. Don't go for the cheese and salami. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3329 I'm from 5 minutes in the future. The milk is bad... 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3330 Do you have anything expired? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3331 Doctor said I need to watch what I eat. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
3332 Pssst. Be more alarmed by that month-old hummus than floating-in-air me. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3333 I like my eggs over, if you see what I mean. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3334 This is all a dream. You can eat whatever you want without consequences, except for sweating and heart palpitations. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3335 Listen, I quit doing that, and you can see it’s done wonders for my weight. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3336 Splitting up with you has given me a whole new perspective on life. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3337 I am the ghost of Christmas use by date gone past! 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
3338 The chicken livers do not cure COVID. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3339 I'm your better angel and I say double the mayo. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3340 If you’re looking for the cookies, they’re behind the milk. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3341 I’m the ghost of your Christmas ham future. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3342 Next to come will be the ghost of diet's past. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3343 I am the ghost of Bologna Past 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
3344 Those food demons are real, I think it’s time to call an exorcist 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
3345 Eating for two, Ego and consciousness. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3346 3rd late night snack? THATS the spirit. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3347 I'm your gastral projection. Have some of that angel cake. Like who am I going to tell? 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
3348 I'd say go for it, but it's tough for me to be straight with you. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3349 Check the label - it says 'fillet of soul'. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3350 The angel food cake was heavenly. I wouldn't try the devil's food cake. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3351 I am the ghost of bismuth future. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3352 I didn't mean Buffalo wings!! 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3353 True I’m not Clarence but you’re not exactly George Bailey and that’s not Mary in the bedroom.” 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3354 I do appreciate your In Body experience, I'm just suggesting less baloney and cheese. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3355 You too can become a food angel if you keep eating that junk 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3356 Forget the diet. You're dead. katybyrne@aol.com 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3357 I'm bouncing off the walls and you go for a snack! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3358 Carbs are good for you. Have a bagel. With cream cheese. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3359 No, I'm not your conscious. Now pass me that last slice of cheesecake. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3360 There’s a big chunk of cheese she hid in the back 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3361 Im the thirty-pounds-less ghost of you before Covid. You still sure about that midnight snack? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3362 I'm the ghost of Christmas pudding past its expiry date 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3363 No dice from Ghost of Tomorrow Morning, but Ghost of Tomorrow Night totally approves! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3364 Conscience: “Come on Dave, you don’t need that second helping of ice cream, it’s 3am.” 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3365 Go for the shredded cheese. Doooo ooo ooo it 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3366 Don't drink the stuff in the brown bottle. It has some amazing side effects. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
3367 Good news--heaven is loaded with full fridges. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
3368 Beats your photo on the fridge, doesn't it? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
3369 Me? I’m your high blood pressure conscience. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
3370 We’re thinner than we were: order cheese fries. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
3371 I farted. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
3372 Trust me, there's no reason to not eat the whole cheesecake. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
3373 Why, I’m the twin you ate before birth…still hungry, I see. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
3374 It’s still technically watching your weight 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
3375 I’m the ghost of midnight-snacking past here to remind you to check the back of the bottom left drawer. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
3376 So This is what happens when you eat between dreams? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
3377 That tuna salad up for grabs? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3378 Make that a double portion! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3379 Bob,this is you from the future - the ramen is expired! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3380 Pretty sure the tuna has gone bad. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3381 I am watching you! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3382 We are out of spirits, go back to bed. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3383 Yes, those are the special brownies. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3384 Got Milk? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3385 Try counting calories to fall asleep. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3386 I’m the ghost of leftovers future…just wait until Friday night! 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3387 Ooooooo, I'm the ghost of gastric discomfort to come. Ooo oooowwwww oooo! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3388 I'd like some bratwurst. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3389 Got any ghost peppers? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3390 Please,make a Dagwood! I like to watch 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3391 Remember me? Morning guy? Let’s talk… 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3392 I am the Ghost of Midnight Snack Future. And you might want to throw that mayo out. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3393 Eat the fusilli, you crazy bastard. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3394 Go on! Try the mayo. It's organic. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3395 It's okay! You're not fat. Your heart is fine. Go ahead! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3396 Go easy on the light beer. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3397 We're out of milk" 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
3398 Our midnight party needs some illusion. Let's float! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3399 Is it a bird,a plane? No, it's super ego! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3400 Hello, I’m your personal dieting app consultant. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3401 You HAD to eat the leftover oysters. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3402 Check the best buy date next time! 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3403 Sure, eternal life is sublime, but the Mexican food is terrible up north 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3404 Stop looking. Just do it 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3405 I wear the slippers I wore in life. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3406 I am the ghost of your past, present, and future food sensitivities. Enjoy your last taste of cheese. Lactose is out now, too. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3407 I'm the ghost of expiry dates. Past food on sale today has no future. 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
3408 Don't mind me. I am here just to see what is still good in the fridge. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3409 The mayo is calling you! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3410 I told you not to get on keto 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3411 Ah… speaking of expiration dates… 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3412 I'm the ghost of your future coronary. You may want to hold the mayo. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3413 I'd skip the mayo if I were you... 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3414 Remember when I said, "don't eat all the edibles" 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3415 Don’t try the stuff with the high carbonation! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3416 The edibles are above in the freezer. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3417 I'm the Ghost of Five Minutes From Now, and that jar of mayonnaise has expired. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3418 No, I don't have a problem with a snack. I'm here to remind you of that old blind man you hit with the tire iron. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3419 His decision to eat the weeks-old meatloaf came back to haunt him. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3420 Remember when we agreed, no snacks after 8 PM? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3421 I am the Ghost of Christmas Future...if you want to make it to Christmas, shut that door now. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3422 Go ahead, raid the frig, they really don't look down on you over things like that, up here. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3423 Yup. It's lite milk. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3424 I'm from 2pm tomorrow. Trust me,,,you don't want to eat that. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3425 Wrong mushrooms again?" 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3426 Myrna's subconscious asked me to remind you to watch your salt. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3427 The leftover tuna is to die for. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3428 Try that sausage, it's delicious 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3429 Yes Moshe, again we're all very impressed but I was looking for LEAVENING, thank you. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3430 You will regret. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3431 Hi, I’m your fat ghost. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3432 It was all a dream 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3433 What IS that? It smells heavenly. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3434 i just saw fauci googling natural immunity 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3435 I am not a figment of your imagination! 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3436 Clarence told me to tell you to eat an apple. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3437 Here to help. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3438 Hey, the man upstairs says to go light on the snacking. There’s a long line at the pearly gates. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3439 Good and bad news: The left-over cake is to die for! 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3440 You're going to look like me if you eat that. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3441 We're having another out of butter experience. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3442 You don't really need it. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3443 Is this what you want, Carl? To float horizontally through heaven? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3444 It's your microdosing telling you to go back to bed. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3445 Try the Hellium’s Mayonnaise. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3446 What did you say was in those those brownies 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3447 You ate the tuna salad and died. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3448 Pssst…Angel food cake or Devil Dogs 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
3449 The meatloaf is what landed me up here. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3450 A slice angel food cake sounds heavenly. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3451 You are in the presence of the Ghost of Pounds Yet to Come. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3452 ‘Streets paved with gold, and not a single slice of vegan cheese to be found!’ 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3453 Hello sir, have you heard the good news? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3454 Oh no! The cartoonist drew this guy twice! 🙌🔥❤️ 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
3455 The nutter butter cheesecake. Totally worth it. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3456 Beware the week-old sushi. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3457 Don't be alarmed...I'm here to discuss Type 2 diabetes 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3458 You will choke on a juicy pickle. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3459 I’m your ghost of binges past 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3460 Really? 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
3461 At least I don’t have swollen testicles! 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3462 Good evening. I’m Alexa 2.0. All you have to say is, “Alexa, make me a midnight snack.” 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3463 Looking for some spirit? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3464 I'm the spirit of five minutes from now. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3465 I’m beaned out! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3466 Obviously, I'm the ghost of Christmas fast. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3467 You might want to throw that chicken out. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3468 Trust me. Give that Use By date on the mayo maybe two more weeks. No more. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3469 I’m the spirit of your diet. Close that fridge, will you? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3470 Hate to tell you this, but you're gonna die in 10 mins., then you're gonna time travel backwards 11 minutes to warn yourself. But you're dead, so ... It's one of those paradox thingies. Sorry. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3471 yeap, exactly as expected it, it just a matter of time.. go right ahead. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3472 I am a ghost from past fridge visits & I gotta say, you’re going to want the leftover pizza, we both know it 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3473 Ha! i knew you wouldn't go all week with your diet. also, is there any cake left? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3474 I know I’m supposed to tell you otherwise but go ahead and choose the snack you want, it’ll kill you but it’ll taste great and you get to go to heaven. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3475 The pie could have disappeared in a number of ways? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3476 Trust me Frank, food is like Heaven on Earth, eat up !" 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
3477 Actually, adding to your flying high cholesterol counts in the dark. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3478 I am the ghost of diets past... 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
3479 I’d recommend the lite cream cheese. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3480 I'll bet you're gonna blame me again!!! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3481 It’s easy to resist when you fly away. Carlos Maranhão São Paulo, Brazil 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3482 You polished off that whole tub of mayo tonight and it killed you. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3483 I am the ghost of indulgences past. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3484 Better double check the "sell by" date. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3485 Toss the mayonnaise. Trust me. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
3486 Get the hell out of the fridge fatso 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3487 Don't eat anything with a lot of salt, sugar, or cholesterol, that's not Kosher, has gluten or GMOs 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3488 That’s not yogurt! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3489 The mushroom tart is to die for. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3490 Eat some more of those weird mushrooms. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3491 Larry, any more leftovers and I won’t be able to float over your shoulder in a subconscious apparition anymore! Does your robe make me look fat? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3492 Keep doing that, and you’ll end up like me. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3493 Do it, Dave. No one’s gluten-free up here. 1.2090 0.06904 67 58 4 5
3494 I’d go for the wishbone if I were you. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3495 When’s lunch? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3496 Oooo nice! 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
3497 Be careful with the lite mayonnaise. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3498 I am the ghost of heartburn future, you ought to skip the leftover wings. 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
3499 Just go straight for the artery clogging stuff. It turns out that Heaven's a never ending buffet! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3500 Trouble sleeping too? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3501 I'm your dream psychiatrist. You have REM sleep disorder. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3502 Second shelf, behind the mayonnaise 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3503 Foodie-Dream 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3504 The ghost of refrigerator 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3505 Go ahead,eat the whole cheesecake; you’re gonna be dead by morning anyway. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3506 Eat the cake! You’ve already got brain cancer! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3507 Have you considered investing in bitcoin? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3508 I know I sleep walk but this is new… 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3509 It was the rocky road that did it. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3510 Those brownies were a real out of body experience 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3511 Go ahead. It’s 5PM somewhere. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3512 ”Bad you” will be here in a minute. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3513 Don't reheat the rice. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3514 I'm the Ghost of Tuesday. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3515 Yes, we died when you ate that cake, but can i have some more? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3516 I am the ghost of waistlines yet to come. Close the refrigerator, Ebenezer! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3517 Don't grab the butter, you end up dying of heart disease 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3518 'Nope, wasn't me, I didn't even see the Angel Food Cake.' 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3519 Salaam-i 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3520 Remember that dream you were just having about cake? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3521 I'm from a parallel timeline. I have no time to explain. Please tell me where is your toupee. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3522 This is your conscience speaking… 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3523 You might think the leftover food from the food cart is worth it right now… 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
3524 Pick right and you'll have some fun weird dreams 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3525 I am the ghost of Christmas breakfast. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3526 I mixed beans, bananas, salsa, tofu, and sardines. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3527 Mind handing me some? Ghosts don't weigh a thing! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3528 We met last night, and the night before, and you still don't need to eat anything.... 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
3529 Never fear!. I’m super Uber. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
3530 Don't eat that now. Remember, we decided to save it for tomorrow's sleep walk. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
3531 I'm adrift in a world full of limited possibilities and I'm hungry too. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3532 Trust me, it’s all light food in there 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3533 I’d go for something lite if I were you. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3534 L'esprit de l'escalier. Ever haunting. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3535 Hello. I’m Bacon. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3536 Hey, you might want to consider getting a job. Mom's resorting to other methods of getting us out of this house. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
3537 Have you seen THE LEFTOVERS? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3538 I thought we were on a diet. It’s 4:00 AM and look at us. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3539 So, about those leftovers ... 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3540 It's that dream again,where i'm above watching myself diet. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3541 Don’t eat the Scampi. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3542 Contrary to what you think, time is not linear and I can't tell you if I am the ghost of the future or the past. But I can tell you not to eat that mayonnaise. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3543 I'm you from the future -- I'm also a ghost, since all these late-night snacks kill you. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3544 I am the ghost of snacks past. Avoid the pizza. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
3545 I'll just have something lite....." 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3546 In three months, you will be wearing your robe during the day too because of something called covid. So go ahead, have that cake. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3547 I was sent by Betterhelp.com to help you integrate your Zoom persona. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3548 …that was the last time Ebenezer tried edibles before bed. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3549 It's only a dream now you're at office working again.. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3550 Got a midnight delight? 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
3551 The leftover pizza left me gassy. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3552 Make mine pastrami on rye, dry. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3553 The pastrami wasn’t bad but the moose was to die for 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3554 Don’t mind me, eat the cake! 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
3555 Earl gets a Divine Intervention for his midnight snacking..... 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3556 I told you that we were out-of-body. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3557 Stay away from the Salmon Mousse! 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3558 As your refrigerator angle I say eat more cake. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3559 It would be easier if you set up a chair. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3560 Splurge on the cake. Its not the carbs that get us. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3561 I'm from Snacklovers for Trump. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3562 I am your alter ego, but I'm just as hungry as you are. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3563 Elevated, sure, but not untethered. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3564 I think I had too many light beers ,Joe! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3565 Pardon me, Is this the International Space Station? If not, I hope your food is tastier. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3566 It will all right...everybody deserves a little snack at midnight. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3567 You're going to regret this tomorrow. Trust me. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3568 In your dreams. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3569 While you're at it, give me a float to go. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3570 God sent me to tell you to quit eating in the middle of the night. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3571 Fear not. I am the ghost of midnight feasts past. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3572 You were supposed to take the CBD capsule before bed. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3573 I'm the ghost of things yet to come. Go ahead and eat the marzipan cake. It's worth a little chest pain. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3574 Eat it all now. There's nothing once you get where I am. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3575 I suddenly realized I still had so many carbs and sugars to live for. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3576 It's a real funny story wich starts with those greenish mushrooms 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3577 You should’ve got vaccinated so you could taste whatever you choose 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3578 Go ahead John, open the fridge a few more times and then drive to buy McDonald’s. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3579 So What about me? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3580 I have come to eat your leftover pizza 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3581 I’m the ghost of future Christmas. Please don’t. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3582 Have we given up completely? (with "completely" in italics or different script) 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3583 NO. THIS IS NOT DOUBLE-DIPPING 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3584 Hey, if you’re going to haunt me please put a mask on 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3585 I’m telling you, those left over sausages are to die for. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3586 The Reddi-Wip is particularly succulent this evening. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3587 God! You're fat! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3588 Before I died, you promised you wouldn't do this. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3589 I am the ghost of snack-times past who beat you to the leftover pizza. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3590 Midnight snack attack hack is back 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3591 ...and then I said to myself, one more chicken wing won't kill me 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3592 I'm the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come... Don't touch the mushrooms 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3593 Remember, buddy? You already ate all the angel hair pasta. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3594 GO FOR IT, BRO! The leftover potato salad that got me is all gone. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3595 The whitefish salad went bad. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3596 I am the ghost of cold pizza past. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3597 I am the spirit of your heart attack future, look upon me and close the frig. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3598 Now's not a good time. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3599 I've told you, they make it tempting, but DON'T WALK INTO THE LIGHT!!! 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
3600 Goals or Ghouls? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3601 I'm the gout of Midnight Snacks Future. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3602 My twin ghost gut tells me it's time for lasagna and a beer. Then again, that's what killed me. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3603 I have been sent from the future to warn you. Your life, uh, well, this is as good as it gets.” 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3604 Your midnight snack is giving you an out-of-body experience?! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3605 As your guardian angel, its my duty to eat that pie! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3606 STOP in the name of your conscious! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3607 Try the Anti-Gravity Juice, it'll set you free! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3608 Leftovers? Really! Isn’t the pizza place still open? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3609 She hid the last slice behind the leftover broccoli. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3610 I’m the ghost of takeout future. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3611 I'm the ghost of midnight snacks yet to come. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3612 Whadya say we have a bowl of milk and honey before we head on up? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3613 I'm the ghost of snacks past! Don't eat the tacos! 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3614 Don't forget: those refried beans will give you lots of gas. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3615 I'd go easy on the hydrogenated snacks. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3616 You had 3 ghost peppers at the party what did you expect? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3617 Listen to the ghost of climate future: It's not an abundance of food that's going to kill you. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3618 Remember, if you’re seeing me again, something in your fridge has REALLY gone bad 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3619 The beef with broccoli leftovers are actually garlic spare ribs. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
3620 Trust me, the extra pint of ice cream is worth it. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
3621 I'm the ghost of That Hummus Went Bad Last Christmas. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3622 Let me help you regret that in the morning. contest 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3623 Trust me. It's not worth it. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3624 - ‘Ugh, Roy. Peanut butter works best with JAM! Not ham.’ 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3625 Ketchup. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
3626 I'm the ghost of heartburn yet to come. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3627 I dreamt we were out of sourdough starter. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3628 If you want a near death experience,try the canned peaches. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3629 Decisions,decisions,decisions,I'm still up in the air! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3630 No. I'm not your conscience. I'm your flying burglar. Go ahead and eat. I'll be gone shortly. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3631 Got any dill pickles? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3632 Do yourself a favor, the pork chow mein went bad ten days ago. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3633 I would recommend the mushrooms. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3634 Go back to bed. Mother loved you. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3635 I'm the ghost of gluten-free. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3636 You're on the paleo diet, dummy. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3637 Don’t that or you’ll be up all night 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3638 "You think you can survive that month-old chopped liver? What alternate universe do you come from 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
3639 I say there my good lad, what day is this?! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3640 The diet really works! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3641 When they told you to walk at night for exercise, they wasn't talking about this" 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3642 Seriously man, you're in my flight path. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3643 Don't sleep next to her tonight. Trust me! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3644 When someone says I know where you live 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3645 Make that two, please. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3646 Quick notice. No Mayo in heaven. Get it while you can on earth! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3647 New pandemic rules. Whatever you do, it's okay. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3648 Some people just know how to have a good time. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3649 Midnight snack fairy 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3650 Our wife says its time to go back to bed... 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3651 I dreamt that you had strawberry cheesecake. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3652 I'm your alter ego. Shut that fridge and go straight back back to bed. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3653 Grab the cheesecake, it’s killer!” 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3654 You might want to double-check the expiration date on that mayo. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3655 Believe the future you Joe. You want to knock off the salami and cheese midnight snacks. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3656 I'm your fatty godfather. Go for the mayo. It won't hurt you in the slightest. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3657 Neither one of us will be around much longer, if you decide to eat that slice of cake you have hidden behind the vegan dish in back of the fridge. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3658 I am told, calories don't count when your ghost eating. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3659 Pssssst! Have you noticed that your wife has installed a camera in the upper left corner of the room? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3660 Bah humbug! Go for the carbs! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3661 Excuse me. You were in the middle of astrally projecting and you left me hovering in the golf course. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3662 Hey! How can you still be awake when I'm still leaving your body? 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3663 Iiiiiii am the ghoooost of swimsuit seasons fuuuture…. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3664 No mames cabron, mejor vete a dormir 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3665 Eat the whole tub of ice cream they said 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3666 Just thought I’d drop in for a snack. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3667 Just when I thought I was out, leftover Kung Pao pulls me back in. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3668 The munchies call for angel food cake with halo top ice cream. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3669 I know what I'm SUPPOSED to tell you, but I'm starving for the leftover lasagna. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3670 What are we having Mel,times are tough,is there a beer in there too? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3671 Forget the refrigerator, life is short…go for ice cream! 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
3672 Who knew? It really was all about diet and exercise. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3673 You'll regret eating the moldy yogert. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3674 Bob, this is only a dream: have the mayo! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3675 Wanna do some planking? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3676 Tummy’s talking? Then eat. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3677 The milk is expired, trust me. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3678 Are you sure you want *that* to be your last meal? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3679 That pie is 16 points. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
3680 Can you check if there’s some food for the soul? 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3681 Take it from your Higher Self: same old habits, same old body." 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
3682 This is your alter ego asking if you are really hungry or just bored as usual? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3683 I get that you're hungry, but those Tweets aren't gonna write themselves. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3684 Take my advice, you don’t need that snack 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3685 Not light food; LITE food. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3686 Close that door! This is as high as you''ll ever get if you don't stop eating. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3687 You know, it's really true...that little bitty light in the middle of the night attracts us like moths to a flame! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3688 The angel food cake is to die for. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3689 Go for it. You're just revisiting what already killed you. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3690 Do you believe I paid for this flight? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3691 I’m the ghost of late night snacks pasts. Don’t try the lobster! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3692 I’ll pretend i didn’t see you, if you pretend you didn’t see me 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3693 'Any caviar?' 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3694 Quick!...grab those pizza slices and run before that other guy shows up! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3695 I hope you shop for two. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3696 Go to the light! Whoa!, there IS a heaven, and it is fully stocked! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3697 Didn’t make it up, bud. Guess we’re stuck with the leftovers. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3698 I'd like something heavy to snack on tonight 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
3699 I finished off the angle food cake! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3700 Don’t eat that leftover meatloaf. You’ll thank me later!” 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
3701 Light milk, light bacon, light sugar....its gone too far Raymond 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
3702 I'm your future. Splurge on everything you crave--I want me to join me. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
3703 It's not about the leftover beans; it's about the dream. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
3704 Eat now, pay later 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3705 When there's nothing in the fridge and you can see yourself disassociating 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3706 I'm your common sense--I'm here to keep you out of the fridge in the middle of the night! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3707 Well, it’s not technically cheating on your diet if I eat it… 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
3708 I am in the mood for something a little heavy. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
3709 Just hold the mayo and He said, you'll eke out a few more years. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3710 I'm the Ghost of Intermittent Fasting Past here to remind you of that commitment you made just this morning. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3711 I'm your Ambien fairy, all calories consumed while you're sleeping do not count. Go for it! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3712 Hey, bad news. Expiration dates do actually mean something. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3713 That yogurt is past it’s pull date. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3714 Dream food will give you this dream body. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3715 Diet, schmeit...go for the chocolate cake! 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3716 I'm the ghost of midnight snacks 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3717 Diet D-Day . ..that was great! But it's not really tomorrow yet, in the normal conventional sense 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3718 That leftover pastrami is going to give you a heart attack, but I just had to come back for one more bite. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3719 You eat that? And we are trading places. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3720 Make a BLT. It’ll be your last, and I don’t mean for the season. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3721 And then you ate so much, you had a coronary, but you don't have to put up with Kronsnabble anymore. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3722 Don't you believe in the tooth decay fairy? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3723 Just a suggestion, don’t eat the bologna. It spoiled three weeks ago. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3724 The answer was nope, not still good. 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
3725 Don't drink that milk - the gate upstairs is locked" 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3726 Hey, this is morning YOU. Skip the leftover burrito. Trust me. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3727 I am the ghost of refrigerator past..trust me, it doesn't change no matter how many times you open it. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
3728 I work the same gig as Jimmy Cricket. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3729 Stop being a wimp! You know you want to drink mayo from the jar--YOLO! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3730 AS your guardian angel I was sent down from "YOU KNOW WHO"to remind you that you are lactose intolerant and the planet has enough polluters . 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3731 Is there any more of the angel food cake left? 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
3732 The top shelf is my stuff! 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3733 Midnight Journey” by Marc Chagal 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3734 Avoid the tuna salad. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
3735 Cheese please,lots of cheese,I love cheesy dreams! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3736 Those weren’t Shiitajes, Harold 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3737 I am your better angel. But I still prefer full-fat mayonnaise. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3738 I'm just saying. No one ever found love in the leftover pizza box." 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3739 You'll be sooooorry! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3740 I'm the ghost of takeout leftovers in the morning. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
3741 Sorry Oscar, I finished the tiramisu. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3742 Go back to bed or we will never fit into that speedo. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3743 This is the ghost of Christmas past telling you that there is no fruit cake yet. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3744 Elon Musk imagines himself as a commonman. Then as a common man in space....) 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3745 Or, even better, I recommend the fresh hummus and carrots." ~Midnight Snack Ange 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3746 I'm the Ghost of Future Midnight Snacks. You're going to die of a heart attack. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3747 You should make a root beer float, believe me, it’s wonderful. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3748 I recommend take out. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3749 Salomi on rye to go, please. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3750 I’m the watcher component of your premium weight loss program. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3751 Don't eat the cheese. Trust me. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3752 That cold pizza in there is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.... 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3753 Don't pay any attention to me, I'm just a Fly-by-Night. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3754 Yeah. Yeah. It's me. Again. Just how d'ya' think that this is gonna help you ? Again ? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3755 The bathroom window wasn’t big enough. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3756 You shouldn't have eaten the Ghost Peppers! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3757 Could you turn the landing light on, please? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3758 The Ghost of Sandwich Past 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
3759 Hey man, you’re all outta red hull. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3760 Angel Food cake, Devil Food cake, once that slice hits your lips, it's; 'Bye-bye Patty Cake', diet over! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3761 From your twin devil: “Do you really want extra Mayo on your BLT?” 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
3762 I think you finished off the mescaline tea. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3763 Try looking at your craving from a different angle. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3764 Really, again? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3765 Why yes, the cream cheese is light. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3766 You were right. That leftover sushi from last week DID look suspicious. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3767 You go ahead. It just goes right through me every time. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3768 Ghost of Christmas Tomorrow here to tell ya, the meatloaf’s not good anymore 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3769 Stop, remember gluttony… 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3770 « Hey man, time to move on, you know food is not going to magically appear no matter how many times you keep opening that fridge door. » 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3771 go back to bed 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3772 “What are you doing, Dave? You know you’re not allowed to eat before tomorrow’s surgery.” 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3773 Don’t pick the salami 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3774 You know what goes great with spoiled milk? Life Savers. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3775 Just call me your higher self 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3776 How strange! I see my reflection in the window! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3777 Let’s do this 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3778 Do you like my belt? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3779 We've lowered the bar on what's 'good for the soul'. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3780 I’d go ahead and take the biggest piece. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
3781 I am the ghost of snacks past .. you will regret this snack in the morning trust me 😉 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3782 Worthy of further consideration. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3783 Who is living in my fridge? The light is always on! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3784 You know I’m also known as leftovers. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3785 Try the sushi. It’s to die for. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3786 I heard quinoa does miracles 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3787 My wife’s asleep. Wanna fuck? 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
3788 I'm your conscience. Go for it! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3789 I am your future yet to come. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3790 Dibs on the meatloaf! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3791 Inhale the whip cream gases, and join me up here. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3792 The leftover shrimp cocktail was delicious. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3793 YOLO! Ice cream's in the freezer! Duuuude! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3794 This is your ghost of future midnight snacks.You know this whole lacto,carbon thing is really over now 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
3795 Speaking of 'Sell by' dates.... 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3796 Might I suggest you choose something fat-free? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3797 Save me the ghost pepper. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3798 Don't mind me. I'm a light sleepwalker. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3799 Incoming! I saw that last slice of cake first! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3800 ...yes you are dead, it was that can of Clams with the August 94 expiry, now close the door and let's go." 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3801 I’m your ghost of Christmas leftovers past.” 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3802 I am the ghost of gastritis future. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3803 Try the deep-fried wings. They're a real killer. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3804 Don't shut the door. My light will go out. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3805 If seeing me doesn’t convince you to choose the veggies, I don’t know what will. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3806 I'm your calorie conscience. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3807 The mac ‘n’ cheese is to die for. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
3808 The pastrami’s spoiled 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
3809 Save something for the future; prices are skyrocketing 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3810 I am the ghost of noshes past. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3811 I'm a dream, but cold pizza is dreamy. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3812 Hurry up! You don't want to miss the second part of the dream. It's a doozy! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3813 Just don't blame me if you forget to close the door again. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3814 Don’t eat the yogurt. On second thought, you probably should so as not to disrupt the time-space continuum. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3815 beware of "lite" foods 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3816 You don't know who I am, do you? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3817 How'ya doing on the Keto diet? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3818 Go back and lie down on the bed. My cadaver doesn’t need a midnight snack. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3819 Don’t leave me hanging, feed me 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3820 Dude, don't you have anything better to do? Let me eat in peace 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3821 Go ahead and indulge, but later you will bulge! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3822 Am I dreaming or are you about to eat the leftover potato salad? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3823 Don't eat the tuna salad. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3824 Word of warning, bro. Up there it's all manna: for breakfast, for lunch, for dinner. Do you know what manna is? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3825 I am the ghost of leftover tuna salad past. Don't eat it. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3826 Sorry about that—I don’t like me when I’m hangry, either. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3827 It’s an out of “beach body” experience. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3828 I’m here to warn you that last weeks leftovers are NOT good anymore! Oh, you also have Covid and lost your sense of smell. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3829 You’ll be so full of gas after the milk you’re about to drink that you’ll be floating too. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3830 Don't eat the leftover fish. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3831 Have the Christmas pasta. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3832 A double decker to go, bro 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3833 Blood sugar be damned... 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3834 Keto. Two weeks. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3835 The moon really IS made out of cheese 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3836 I bet you don’t have rocky road Sunday in there🥰 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3837 Those nachos are older than you think 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3838 How about a hoagie twin bro? St. Pete's got the fridge locked! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3839 I had the bean salad; but I can't recommend it. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3840 C’mon and eat it, Mark. You’ll love the flying part! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
3841 Let's just get a little snack to be able to sleep. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3842 Hi Ebenezer. I'm the Ghost of Crisper Present. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3843 I'm the Ghost of Leftovers Yet to Come. Don't eat the Thai. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3844 The boooloney is to die for! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3845 I’ll have a double melatonin yogurt. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
3846 mmm, chicken soup... 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
3847 I guess the milk has gone sour. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3848 Think of me less as a conscience and more as a peer-assist. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3849 I don’t think those were store-bought brownies I just ate 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
3850 How about I take the pizza to go? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3851 My alter ego says “YES” to eating after midnight 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
3852 I’m the ghost of COVID past. Didn’t you learn anything from the last lockdown? 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
3853 Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums, it hums for me! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3854 Trust me, you don't want mayo. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3855 Chagall had 'The Dream' but you, Horace, get 'The Munchies.' 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3856 I’m your conscience, and I say, ‘Let’s eat!’ 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3857 It is I, the Ghost of Kitchens Past. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3858 I trust you will make a conscience decision. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3859 If I were you, and I am, wait until morning to have a midnight snack.” 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3860 What are we binging tonight? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3861 Seems I can’t leave you for a single moment without you bolting for a snack. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3862 Nope…Bill doesn’t have anything in his fridge either. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3863 Hey don’t take the red pill 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3864 I have to stop eating. These pajamas shall fit me for eternity. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3865 You won’t find the meaning of life in the back of your refrigerator… 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
3866 Can you pass the heavy cream? 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
3867 You're letting the cold out. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3868 I would advise against the bean dip. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3869 Trust me, you will regret it tomorrow. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3870 Schrödinger predicts that as long as no one is watching….. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3871 Fatso Scrooge , I am the ghost of weightwatchers future. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3872 Me? Your hungry ghost. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3873 Go for the leftover ribs - turns out life IS eternal 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3874 Was that last piece of chocolate cake worth it? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3875 Yay for these new meds! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3876 I'm your diet advisor. DON'T! 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3877 If you keep these midnight raids up, I won’t be able to get airborne to haunt you. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3878 If you're going to cheat on your diet, turn off the refrigerator light, it's a dead give away at night 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3879 I am the ghost of your diet past. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3880 Nope, this time let’s throw out that expired Gouda. 1.1944 0.06748 72 64 2 6
3881 You must be my counterpart. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3882 Didn't you say that you wanted to start a ghost kitchen? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3883 Would a toasted bagel with a little cream cheese schmear be too much to ask just this one time? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3884 Eat it all. You're going to need ballast. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3885 I'd definitely go for the roast beef sandwich with a banana split. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3886 Do not YOLO the expired Milk 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3887 I wasn’t being literal when I said, “ I could die for angel’s food cake!” 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3888 Don’t over think it, it’s totally worth it! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3889 Don't bother, I ate it all last night 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3890 Have a treble Paulie, an anudda, it’s over, to the good times eh. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3891 I knew I’d be back for another bowl of Ben&Jerry’s icecream 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3892 Remember, you’ll need enough to feed me, too. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3893 Don't bother looking for the last slice of pie. I already ate it. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3894 Here's your winning ticket. Pitch MIDNIGHT SNACK MADNESS to the Food Network. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3895 As the ghost of past midnight snacking, do us all a favor and skip the spicy bean burritos 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3896 I can recommend the fried chicken, fettuccini alfredo and coconut cream pie. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3897 I recommend the low-fat option. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3898 Are you dreaming, or am I? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3899 Ghost of Dinner Past: 'There's leftover tuna bake hidden at the back there." 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3900 I'm your Fairy Enabler. Go for it! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3901 Dieting. An idea gone with the wind. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3902 The ghost pepper chili lives up to it's name. Go with the hero sandwich 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3903 Go ahead and eat the ice cream. We’re due for a traffic accident tomorrow anyways. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3904 I'm up in the air about eating carbs this late at night. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3905 You know those mushrooms you picked last week? Don’t eat them! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3906 I am the Ghost of Christmas Dinner Past. I warn you, do not eat anything from that refrigerator now, or you'll end up like me. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3907 If you can open the door a little further I can grab the mayonnaise as I fly by. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3908 Scrooge, I am the Ghost of Expiration Dates Passed! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3909 Yes, I'm your conscience. Make mine the chicken with mayo. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3910 Im your floating mid-knight snack in shunning armor. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3911 Eat and yea shall find me. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3912 As your sub-conscience I’m here to remind you that late night snacking will turn you into a blimp. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3913 What makes you heavy, makes me light! Go ahead. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3914 The lighter option you say?! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3915 Don't forget the milk 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3916 Just trust me. I WAS spoiled. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3917 I am the ghooost of midnight snack’s paaaast. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3918 Meat you soon! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3919 Ironic I know, but believe me, Red Bull does not give you wings! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3920 Is that bacon!! 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3921 I was sent back to tell you NOT to drink Ivermectin. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3922 I am the ghost of cheese future. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3923 As the Ghost of Heartburn Future, let me warn you, the pizza nosh ends badly. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3924 Weren't we doing intermittent fasting? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3925 Might I suggest a highly probiotic foodstuff to rid you of your nocturnal flatulence? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3926 Why not? I mean, as your soul, I'm not going to put on weight. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3927 Schlemiel Ha ha hah Gan Das incorporated on your mark let's go now 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
3928 The good stuff is under the sink 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3929 Quick! Before our better half shows up!" 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3930 I'm being followed by a moon shadow, moon shadow, moon shadow 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3931 I’m all out of Angel Hair 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
3932 Think twice before stealing that slice. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3933 Hey, I am not judging so don't look at me. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3934 Actually you won't regret it after all. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3935 Introducing @benandjerrys seasonal October flavor, polterg-iced cream 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
3936 In case you were wondering, I will have that slice of pie. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
3937 I'm here to tell you to double-check the expiration date on the milk. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3938 Don't eat the baloney. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3939 The mayonnaise looks fine…but it’s not. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3940 Try sleeping pills and feel lighter! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3941 The leftover egg salad is to die for. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
3942 I'm the Ghost of the Yet to Come. I'd pass on that leftover Pufferfish. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
3943 The chicken salads not boneless. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3944 Cut back on the wings... 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
3945 Peter Pan says to stop eating his Peanut butter already! 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
3946 I wouldn't choose cheese if I were you. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3947 Remember me? The ghost of christmas fast 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
3948 There’s nothing good left in here, did you bring carry out? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
3949 Do you think you need any more Apple Pie big boy? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3950 Go ahead. Take some lettuce. She'll never notice. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
3951 I'll take mine with mayonnaise. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3952 I am the ghost of indigestion yet to come... 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3953 I'm the 'Ghost of What About Your Diet?'. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
3954 I am a gently reminder to go back from your fantasy and focus on your body. You're meditating, Greg! 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3955 Uh oh. This wasn’t listed as a side effect on the Ambien insert. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
3956 It's 3 a.m., how many midnight snacks are you going to have? 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3957 @newyorkermag don’t cry over spilled milk 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3958 Eat the cake! Don’t worry, there’s plenty more up here. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
3959 Jerry’s twin was astral projecting again, gloating about his new promotion this time. Better at work, better at magic… Jerry was always the more talented one. Oh yeah, and mom had named them BOTH Jerry. Time to shame-spiral into a pint of mint chip… 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3960 I’ll explain everything in a minute; but first, pass me the OJ. I want to try something. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3961 Just so you know, turns out nothing in there will kill you. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3962 Don't worry, this is just another case of botolism and it just happens to come from the can you're about to pick up. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3963 Clone...You are not alone !! 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3964 Ham and swiss, hold the halo. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3965 The Republican Party will rise again! 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3966 Stay away from the tuna salad. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3967 If you expect there to be something in there you didn’t see five minutes ago, you’re dreaming. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3968 Can you toss me another can of fizzy water? 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3969 I’d steer clear of the Kung Pao shrimp! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3970 I'm the ghost of snacks past, stay away from the slamon. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3971 Don't think twice, Joe, I took care of the one on your other shoulder. Grab those cannolis! 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3972 That Chagall exhibition really inspired me. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3973 Picking up take-out order for Doppelgänger. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3974 ...and by then, it was too late to realize that the milk was poisonous. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3975 Don't eat that week old sushi! Trust me - you'll regret it. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3976 I am the ghost of binging past! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3977 i am the ghost of 'pot pourri' past. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3978 Just thought |I'd chill in for a chang 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3979 Hey neighbor, got any sugar? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3980 Lucky you! In my dimension, we don't have Whole Foods. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3981 They're saying not to go toward the white light but there's no harm in me checking if anything looks good first. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3982 Make it quick! The dream was just getting good! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3983 You know you shouldn't but what the hell, go ahead. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3984 Looking for your leftovers? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3985 A six pack says you can't stick the landing! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3986 Just don’t eat the mushrooms. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3987 I think I drank too much of the lite milk. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3988 Yes it’s you ~ move over mate 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3989 'Light' cream cheese. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3990 A Midsummer Night's Snack 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3991 Yes, I have successfully completed the space tourist training. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3992 Imagine how much fun it would be to bake a pineapple upside-down cake. Together. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3993 Do you want to share? You have an spot where I came from... 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3994 If only you ate light when you were alive! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3995 Don't laugh - this is how Chagall got the idea and look where it got him! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3996 Do what I said, not what I did. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3997 Low fat mayo ain't gonna make a difference bud. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3998 I saved you from ourself and ate the last piece of chocolate cake. It was a little dry so fortunately I ate the rest of the icecream , too! 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
3999 Have you got any astrally projected pickles? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4000 You might want to take the expiration dates seriously. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4001 Remember...late night snacks give you gas. Helium gas. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4002 Me, I'm the butter angel of your nurture, and you're seeing me because of your late snack selection yesterday morning. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4003 I ate all the light snacks 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4004 No one calls it margarine in Cobble Hill. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4005 You may be having an out-of-body experience, but your in-the body-experience needs for you to watch your calories. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4006 Mother sent me to warn us about sugary snacks. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4007 That light mayonnaise is really working. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4008 I think it's great you're open late. Or is this for the early morning crowd? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4009 Don’t eat those figs. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4010 Go away Will 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4011 I'm the left-overs fairy. I hide the good stuff behind the eggs. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4012 I’d skip the leftover cod. It’s a ‘bone-a-fide’ hazard, if you know what I mean… 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4013 'If your astral-self eats it, you won't get fat. now hand me the takeout.' 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4014 That's me ... light,a light,and delightful. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
4015 I'm the ghost of leftover mushroom risotto future. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4016 Go ahead. I'm easy. We're still the same come morning. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4017 I'm the ghost of indigestion-future, and I'd recommend the leftover sushi. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4018 That 2-week old Cole slaw was worth every bite! 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
4019 There was a fresh outlook on life behind door number 1 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4020 Go back to bed Fred 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4021 I’m the ghost milk past its expiration date. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4022 So you wanna have the cake and eat it too! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4023 I am the Ghost of Mayonnaise Expired. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4024 Hey, moron, it's Ice Cream Night, and it's in the freezer. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4025 It's too late. That wasn't a flu you had. You never got your vaccination. Just look at what you'll never be able to eat again. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4026 Mom says no ice cream after 8 o'clock. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4027 Don't listen to me! I'm the one who told you not to invest in Amazon. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4028 It's an "anti-gravity" robe! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4029 1.5m from your face, 1.5m from the ground, now can we eat. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4030 It'll give you gas! 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
4031 The mayonnaise will kill you. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4032 I'm the ghost of smaller pant sizes past... 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4033 Do not eat ANOTHER bowl of those Pinto Beans tonight, please!! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4034 You know all those diets you've tried? Let's dream about becoming a vegetarian this time. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4035 The food seems to fly off the shelves in this house. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4036 Hey,are there any more Klondike bars? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4037 While you're looking for the celery, get me a Snickers. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4038 I’d go easy on the Chock-Full-O-Helium flavored ice cream 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4039 May I have some yoghurt, por favor? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4040 ooOOOO, don’t forget the mayo oooOOOOooooOO 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4041 Go ahead! I’d do it if I were you. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4042 ‘We need to stop meeting like this.’ 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4043 Oh, this explains the weight gain, sleep eating. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
4044 Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Mozzarella? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4045 As the Ghost of Midnight Snacks, I would advise against the salami” 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4046 Just a warning you'll get floatulence if you eat the beans. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
4047 Pssst... Microwave the meatloaf longer than you think. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
4048 Have some beans, you’ll be gassy enough soon 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4049 Remember it’s the extra light mayonnaise that tastes so heavenly. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4050 And this is what happens when you eat too many ghost peppers. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4051 Go for the extra spicy hummus & Doritos, it’s killer! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4052 There is such a thing as a heart attack on a plate. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4053 I found the flubber 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4054 Yes it’s me, your twin brother, old Helium Harry. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4055 As your dead twin who had high cholesterol, I can only say stay away from the Salami. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4056 Yo — it's me, God. Have you seen Mary? I'm feeling frisky 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4057 Just a false alarm! We’re still standing! 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4058 Wow! I can raid the refrigerator and become light as a feather. Who woulda known? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4059 No please don't touch the cake. I am traveling from future just to it again. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4060 Im not two minutes in the astral plain and look who’s stuffing his pie-hole! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4061 Use the regular mayo. You'll feel fine tomorrow 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4062 Watch out for the pate... 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4063 I used the light creamer! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4064 Don't worry, Hugo, I just ate too many beans. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4065 It's methane. Blend a cup of beans with a cup of heavy cream and drink. You'll fly until you fart. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4066 Just flying by and thought you might have a midnight snack for me. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4067 Respect the expiration date” 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4068 Can you believe there's not a single craft IPA up there? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4069 It’s your last day on earth, have cheesecake for breakfast. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4070 Bob! Wake up! You are sleep flying again 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4071 If heaven can wait, so can that midnight snack! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4072 The microwaveable biryani will give you diarrhea, but I think it was worth it. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4073 I am the ghost of night snacking past. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4074 Take my word for it, you REALLY don't want the chopped liver... 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4075 I felt like some light relief 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4076 I saved you a slice of angel food cake Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4077 Don't eat the bologna. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4078 Scotty wants some haggis. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4079 I am the ghost of chicken passed-due. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4080 I'm your Ghost of Midnight Future. Don't eat the romaine lettuce. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4081 It's only foreshadowing if you eat the Angel's Food cake." 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4082 Really, you can do this if start drinking her kombucha! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4083 The chocolate cake looks delicious but it can cause you to become a ghost like me. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4084 You should probably avoid the rice 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4085 The wings are bone-in Ted 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4086 We're having an out of body experience if we could stop eating for long enough to enjoy it. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4087 How many times do we have to have this same nightmare? I wish they'd bring Tab back, too. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4088 Charles Dickens sent me to vaccinate you. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4089 I would avoid the brownies if I were you! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4090 I hate to mooch, but in my parallel universe we're fresh out of cheesecake. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4091 Try the ghost pepper salsa. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4092 There's more gravy than of grave about you" 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4093 If your going to eat the tilapia, can you at least shave and put on a respectable shirt 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4094 I died but you diet 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4095 You better eat up. There's no sugar in heaven. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4096 Yes, I'm the Tonic fairy." 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4097 Mind if I astrally project the rest of that tuna club into my face hole? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4098 This is your guardian angel. Head towards the refrigerator light. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4099 forget organic, we're going supernatural 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4100 Am I looking over my own shoulder? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4101 I'm the Ghost of Refrigerator Raids Past 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
4102 Before you ask, yes, your ghost can travel through time to haunt yourself. Also, don't eat that. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4103 I thought you might share after I woke you up. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
4104 Ooh baby, I’m an airplane 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
4105 When you cheat on the diet, you're only lying to yourself. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4106 Trust me, don't eat the salmon mousse. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4107 I'm the ghost of COVID-present. Whatever. It's all the same. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
4108 Trust me, you’re not going to find what you’re looking for. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4109 I keep eating those lite foods and see what happened! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4110 False alarm! Reset your Hungry clock and go to sleep! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4111 The diet's working -- knock yourself out. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4112 hold the mayo on the roast beef! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4113 Oh! I'm already there. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4114 I wouldn’t suggest the coffee ice cream. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4115 Why is my twin brother floating through that unfinished window? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4116 Don’t worry, the cheesecake won’t kill you. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4117 You need to clean out your fridge 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4118 I'm the ghost of Christmas pudding! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4119 Believe me, there IS crunchy peanut butter after death! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4120 Don't eat the mushrooms, they are poi............... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4121 Looks like I'm too late -- I just wanted to warn you not to eat those mushrooms you gathered last weekend. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4122 Wake up! That left-over potato salad last night killed us. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4123 Have the chicken, it makes me feel heavy 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4124 I am the ghost of tuna past… its expiration date. I am here tonight to warn you that you have yet a chance and hope of escaping my fate. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4125 Cheese stick...?" "...Cheese stick... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4126 Even though I'm not supposed to, l have what you're having," he said to himself 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4127 I come with a warning! Bathrobes are work clothes since 2020!" *disappear 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4128 Listen to John Prine 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4129 Just thought I’d remind you what happened last time you ate pizza at midnight. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4130 Give me the beets, boy, and save my soul. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4131 Larry had been warned to not eat that Devil's food cake at the witching hour. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4132 Hey, it’s me, Future You. Please consider me when you make your choice here… 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4133 Don't eat the chicken....!! 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4134 Get the pizza, the soda and the ice-cream. You'll have all day to regret with the other guy, but the night belongs to us!" 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4135 You know, the regular ! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4136 Did you forget about me? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4137 I‘m from 10 minutes in the future. Do it. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4138 I'm the ghost of suppers past. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4139 When the refrigerator door beeps, I get some chicken wings. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4140 I bet those carrots are past their expiration date, Bill...go for the salami. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4141 I'm sleep-flying...and I don't even need a mask! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4142 Just try each one and see if you feel better. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4143 Hey, could I have a cold one? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4144 Your better self wants a bowl of high fiber oat bran with low fat kefir. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4145 Yeah, the smell is keeping me up too. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4146 Hand me those rice krispie treats because I'm not doing keto in dreamland 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4147 Trust me, avoid the tuna. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4148 "You know you don't sleep when I'm full of gas!" 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4149 The choice was fight or flight. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4150 Any leftover ghoul-osh? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4151 Wait, so you’re the ghost of my past, present AND future? In that case I’m definitely eating this cake. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4152 Don't mind me, just getting a snack before I scrooge myself out 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4153 To answer your question, yes the milk has expired 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4154 Gary knew it was a dream the moment his conscious self appeared to remind him he was still on the spaceship and those were loose lids on the red sauce. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4155 The ghost of pandemics past 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4156 They say the apple pie on the second day is better than sex. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4157 Do you really expect the spirits will be able to do all their work in one night if you can't stay out of the refrigerator? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4158 You don't understand how hard it is to lose weight. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4159 Ugh, I can't even look at food after that Red Bull. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
4160 An excellent choice for first breakfast. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4161 What makes you so sure I'm not real, but also hungry? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4162 If you just close the refrigerator door now and come straight back to bed I can still protect you from the heartburn and acid reflux demons. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4163 I mean I've heard of lucid dreaming but.. . 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4164 Thank heavens! You haven't succumbed to your diet plans. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4165 Go for it! You will die fat anyway 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4166 do there happen to be any ghost peppers left? 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
4167 You see Arthur, we really CAN fly. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4168 Now I come to think of it, there is no good news. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4169 Do you have any of those ready-made burritos? I have a sleep paralysis in fifteen. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4170 Do yourself a favor, forget about the deviled egg salad, and go with the angel hair pasta. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4171 Drink the juice. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4172 No, Sam! You were just drifting off to sleep! 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4173 Trust me: don't eat the sushi. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4174 You're hopeless. I'm projecting for ten minutes and you're looking for snacks. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4175 Oh Charlie, another levitation?! 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4176 That's how I got here. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4177 I came down to warn you about that leftover Chinese food -- it has a virus and it's something to take seriously 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4178 I'm the Ghost of Cholesterol Past. Forget the cheesecake. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4179 I get it, but sticking to our diet is uplifting... 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4180 Hey, can I get a midnight snack in this time zone? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4181 See no evil, eat no evil, say no evil. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4182 Anything in there for your supper consciousness? 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4183 Don’t sleep on the Gouda 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4184 Has it gone yet? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4185 Grab some gummies, the neighbors are at it again. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4186 Don’t forget you’re on a low-salt diet. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4187 Trust me on this. Don't use the expired mayo that never killed you before. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4188 Have you looked in the freezer lately ? It needs defrosting! 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4189 been there, done that...enjoy it while you can. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
4190 I'll have a pastrami on rye. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4191 ''The sheep went to sleep. Can I help?" 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4192 Don't eat the cheesecake. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4193 The pot roast is dreamy. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4194 Could you grab something gluten-free for me? Turns out my stomach is very sensitive 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4195 That leftover risotto is to die for. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4196 As a ghost I shouldn’t feel so hot, but thank you for letting me stay every night in the refrigerator, brother 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4197 The egg salad has gone real bad !! 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
4198 Eat the tofu AND the ice cream! 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
4199 I know our blood exams were not great but eat whatever you like as much as you like! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
4200 Hello again, tomorrow's ghost of the yesterday's last piece of pizza. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
4201 Hey, that takeout is not good for one more night. Ask me how I know. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4202 Are we having another bout of our sleep-related eating disorder, or is this a harmless dream? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4203 Go for the salad, trust me, I know 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4204 Just wanted you to know you should try to really enjoy your last meal. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4205 Better late than never. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4206 Salad. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4207 Oh fuck I did need milk 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4208 I'm calling about your extended warranty. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4209 I don't regret what you're doing now 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4210 Finally, I see the light and my loved ones waiting for me. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4211 If you must snack this late, make it something light and airy—like cotton candy, mousse or a nice meringue. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4212 The milk is bad…like really bad 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4213 Let’s accept the Heimlich maneuver this time 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4214 Trust me: the ham is expired. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4215 You ever have that dream where you’re flying? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4216 Have that pepper sausage pizza; we got a LOT to go over tonight. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4217 I am the ghost of Christmas fruitcake past. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4218 Helium Cola. You should try it! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4219 With CapitalOne you can save money on all sorts of kitchen staples! What's in your wallet? 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
4220 Are you sure those haven't gone bad? 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
4221 I am the ghost of snacks past. Just don’t. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4222 Gamar hatimah tovah ~ May you be inscribed for a Shana Tova, A Good New Year. Tzom kal ~ Have an easy fast. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4223 Can I have the cherry on top of the pretty please dont do it ? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4224 Stay away from the leftovers! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4225 That salami will clog your arteries and end up killing us . . but tooootally worth it! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4226 Do we have any of that chicken soup leftover? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4227 The deal is, I only dissociate before and after snacks… 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4228 Well go on, we both know that you are quite known for making wrong decisions, so at this point, I am just here for the show" 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4229 I know, Look at me! I thought I’d never grow up either, now I hail from the land of the lost boyish figure. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4230 Sorry I’m late, Kevin. I hope you didn’t almost fall asleep”- Insomni 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
4231 Even Peter Pan is feeling the toll of the pandemic. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4232 Is that you Clarence? #Everytimeabellringsanangelgetsitswings 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4233 The fast has yet to begin in some places and has finished in other places so technically speaking, if you apply the Yom Kippur fasting, jet lag and time zone rule, this doesn't count! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4234 Go for it - there's no Jiminy Cricket to bother your conscience. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4235 Have anything you want. But eat quickly . . . 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4236 Go for the cake, it’s heavenly. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4237 You should have looked at the expiry date  before you eat that 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4238 The ghost of Christmas Dinner Past. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
4239 Jack, it's the zolpidem. Go back to bed Jack. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
4240 I'm your Guardian Angel. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4241 I'm the ghost of cheesecakes past. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4242 I am the ghost of midnight snacks future…. Avoid the egg saladddddd… 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4243 Conscience? No, I'm the Ghost of Diets Past. Your conscience ate the last lamb chop." 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4244 You can get quite a lift from the brownies! 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4245 Don't eat the fish! 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4246 Hmm..is that double rich chocolate fudge cake on the bottom shelf? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4247 From your time traveling self: Watch out for the egg salad. It's a killer! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4248 I am your on-board nutritionist. Crudite, yes. Patrami on rye, no. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4249 Leave me alone. I'm going to eat what I want and don't need you looking over my shoulder. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4250 If you eat those beans, I’m outta here. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4251 I am the Ghost of Midnight Snacks Past here to remind you of mayonnaise’s shelf life. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4252 I think I ate too many Lite meals during Quarantine 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4253 Indeed, it’s a dead end. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4254 I'd advise against the meatloaf. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4255 If you don't want the cake, I'll take it." 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4256 Your twin brother here; just flew in from LA after being recalled for having an empty refrigerator 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4257 I used to be a fridge magnet but the cabbage set me free. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
4258 Sorry, we don’t have any soul food. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4259 Yummy, yummy for the tummy! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4260 my eating disorder asking me if i REALLY am hungry 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4261 Easy on the fresh yeast. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4262 I'm not here to judge. Just curious. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4263 Don't worry, your sense of taste will come back soon. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4264 Try the wild mushrooms, they're mind alerting. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4265 Enjoy! You only live once. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4266 Did you forget you begged me not to let you! 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
4267 Don't touch that. I'm telling. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4268 It's legal now. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4269 Somebody's being naughty. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4270 A Fridgemas Carol. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4271 Remember, never seltzer again at this hour 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4272 Hi, I’m the ghost of heartburn to come. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4273 I told you our accountability partnership is over. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4274 You can't put an expiration date on *adventure*! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4275 Did you eat my leftover spaghetti? I was saving it for later! 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
4276 Step away from the light! Wink, wink, you'll thank me later. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4277 You don’t know it yet, but you’re all out of antacids, and you won’t believe the journey that’s gonna send you on. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4278 We're out of body experience 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4279 Have you tried the gluten-free options? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4280 As the ghost of leftovers past, I feel I should remind urge you to eat that wilting kale first. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4281 I came to tell you the leftover bbq from two weeks ago will kill us. But now that I’m here, want to split the brisket? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4282 Dude So you got my Red Bull again? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4283 What is up with you walking to the fridge and leaving empty-handed? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4284 How's about you shut that garbage mouth? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
4285 Do not eat the light yogurt! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4286 Eat all you want, you'll be dying tomorrow anyway. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4287 Don't worry, tomorrow night I'll sleep-walk it off. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4288 I’ve been dying for some of that crispy bacon ranch dip…heaven only has the low fat stuff. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4289 Just get the pound cake and vanilla ice cream with some hot fudge, you know you can't resist that! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4290 I am the Ghost of Late Night Snacks Present! Look upon me! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4291 Hi there. I’m your next gas attack. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4292 Since we're twins, it's risky, but maybe you really won't die from apple pie and ice cream at 2:00 a.m. like me. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4293 Just say no! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4294 I told you we'd meet here again.... 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4295 I said “of leftovers passed”, not “leftovers past” but I guess you get the idea 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4296 I ate too lightly last night; quick, a heavy snack. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4297 The salmon mousse? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4298 Try walking back into the room you started in to jog your memory… 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4299 Take that bite for me, the menu is really boring up there trust me 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
4300 Yup, milk’s bad. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4301 Phew! I was only midnight snacking in my dream! 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4302 Keep snacking at midnight and you won't have to worry about Covid-19. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4303 Great news! You can now help yourself to whatever you want!! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4304 The angels food cake? Now THAT’s delicious irony. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4305 Bye, bye Ed. The Devil just claimed his part of the agreement! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4306 Just order a pizza I'm hungry too! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4307 How many times are you going to open the fridge? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4308 No, I'm the ghost of the chicken salad in back of the pickles on the middle shelf. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4309 Hey again! So the soul leaving the body is a common occurrence now, eh? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4310 Buddy, you're better off eating that pie anyway 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4311 hey there! don't leave your appetite behind! 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4312 Your out-of-body spectre is in need of 'food', too. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4313 '"No, you're not dead...yet.' 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4314 Your "Sleepwalk Alibi" won't fly! " 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4315 „Don’t do it girl, it’s not worth it“ 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4316 If you keep the door open three more seconds you'll freeze, trust me 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4317 Practicing for when we have to live in space. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4318 Pro tip: skip the leftover creme brûlée 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4319 Yeah, but right now I’m more of a Meatball Sub Conscious, if you know what I mean. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4320 I thought I’d have more hair… 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4321 I'm your future after you drank the spoiled milk! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4322 Avoid the baked beans! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4323 I am you from the future. Take the caffeine-free Coke. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4324 My sleepwalking self saw my sleepflying self and it wasn’t pretty-true story 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
4325 The cheesecake is 10% less filling, but it sucks. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4326 Forget it...no mayonnaise. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4327 Your doctor said no eating after nine !! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4328 I’m the ghost of Jenny Craig future. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
4329 I am your zoom doppelgänger sent by one of those trendy diet companies asking you to consider your choices carefully. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
4330 Make one for me, too. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4331 There’s no way you’re convincing me not to eat that ice cream! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4332 Astral Projection hits home 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4333 I’m the gosht of future late nights, and you won’t loose any weight, so just eat that cake 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4334 It's an out-of-body experience from eating the spicy meatballs 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4335 I'm the spirit of the leftover cold anchovy pizza you ate LAST night... 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4336 I've discovered a new symptom of COVID-19. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4337 Grab me a slice of pizza while you're in there. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4338 I highly recommend the meatloaf. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4339 I say, go for the pie. If you pick the salad we’re done. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4340 Don't touch the egg salad, the ham is old, the turkey is dry, stick with the jello and a squirt of whipped cream. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4341 I’m the ghost of snack time future. Can I borrow some milk? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4342 go ahead. trust me, it'll be fine. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4343 Keep eating the way you are about to and you’ll be flying with the angels. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4344 Think of me as the Ghost of Snacking Present. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4345 I come from the future. Don't eat that tuna salad. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4346 I'm your wiser self. Don't touch the liverwurst or the cheesecake. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4347 Stay away from the lite beer. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4348 Psst! The leftovers in the back of the fridge look tasty. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4349 Look, I really don't have time for a visitation right now. l need my smoothie. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4350 Think twice about your gas station sushi leftovers. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4351 Are you winning, son? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4352 You back for more? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4353 You've been dead for ages. But leftover dim sum still makes you feel alive. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4354 Damn that’s a small freezer, can you even fit anything in there 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4355 I am thy father's ghost. Don't eat the mayo. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
4356 The best float is chocolate ice cream in root beer! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4357 Psst…avoid the mayonnaise. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4358 This is you in five minutes if you finish that pizza. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4359 Tuna sandwich. This is an easy one. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4360 I'm your healthy eating conscience, and it's getting harder and harder to get off the ground. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4361 This food sure is fly. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
4362 You gotta hold the line, boss... But if you're doing a cheese toastie, make a couple. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4363 Go ahead! You know you really want it. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4364 chicken soup with a side of cold pizza for the soul 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4365 I heard I’d head towards the light at the end. This isn’t what I had in mind. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4366 Just say you had an out of body experience, nobody believes in sleepwalking. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4367 You will find the perfect snack, if you just believe! 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
4368 Oh, yeah, I'm not leaving. This place is tent controlled. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
4369 It was just a nightmare. Leftovers are fine, bud. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4370 I am the ghost of leftovers yet to eat. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4371 I am here from the future. The milk is bad. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4372 Midnight snacks cause indigestion 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4373 Stay away from the sponge cake, it’s real light. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4374 I'm the Ghost of Dinners Past. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4375 Trust me the three-week-old lasagna is not still good. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4376 This is you in two hours if you touch those baked beans. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4377 Make sure to heat the rice all the way through 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4378 Usually no one is up at this house during my astral projection midnight snack run. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4379 The salmon mousse is to die for. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4380 Mickey,you should try the Night Kitchen. They now use gluten-free,fat-free,dairy-free,low-cal batter! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4381 I'm from ten minutes in the in the future and here to warn you, don't drink the Kombucha 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4382 Turns out your instinct about that leftover tuna salad was right. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4383 You can do this. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4384 I’ll have a ice cream float please 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4385 The prosciutto was a real treat. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4386 I’m the microplastic ghost of your past! 👻 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4387 I'm the spirit of late night snacks ! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4388 Bob.... That coleslaw is expired Bob... Though not the Guardian Angel he wanted, Bob was grateful for the one he had. . 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4389 Trust me, the Thai food went bad. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4390 In life, I was your business partner, Jacob...no, just kidding. But in this case, there actually is more 'grave' in the gravy. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4391 Psst… the chocolate cake has too much yeast in it! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4392 I'm the ghost of last night's cold pizza. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4393 Don't eat that cheesecake, Marty! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4394 That pie is lighter than air 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4395 Your out-of-body experience made me hungry too. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4396 It's okay, your endocrinologist will forgive you,"lied the ghost of midnight-pickle future 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4397 Go back to bed. You've already had your 1000 calories for today. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4398 I say go for the burger. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4399 just have the cake,trust me 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4400 How about a sub to go with your conscious? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4401 Need some soul food… 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4402 I'm not disagreeing that those ghost pepper fried chicken sandwiches sound great at midnight. I'm just reminding you that you scheduled the plumber to reno the bathroom in the morning and the water will be out for the day. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4403 I'm the ghost from the guilty morning after, you should definetely eat the cake, the chiken salad only made you lose 21 grams... 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4404 I think I see the chocolate cake. It’s on top shelf, all the way in the back 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4405 I'm the ghost of you in less than a year if you don't shut that door right now. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4406 The pumpkin spice pie is hauntingly declicious. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4407 Hey Larry. Sorry I'm a little late but it's not 'See Naples & die'...it's 'See Maple syrup & die' 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4408 It was something in the angel cake. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
4409 My ass... I can see. My AAAASSSS. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4410 Trust me, you can do without the mayo you bought before COVID 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
4411 Try the new lite beer 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4412 Your better angel would like some cold chicken and a beer. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4413 It’s your last meal, so get everything. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4414 I am the ghost of cheesecake yet to come! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4415 I am the corpse of Christmases to Come. Don’t eat the fish. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4416 Hi! I’m the ghost of chicken salad past. Eat up! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4417 Go ahead… the chunky monkey is hidden under the ice cubes..‼️ 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4418 You’ll regret this. Go for the brownies, they’re in the pantry. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4419 I'm The Ghost of Midnight Snacks Present, and I want the leftover rotissiere chicken. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4420 You’re already dead. Eat what you want! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4421 I am the Ghost of Late-Night Snacking Past. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4422 I'm out of mustard 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4423 Go back to bed. I’ll take care of it. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4424 Yes! you prefer ice cream!! It's ok!! 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4425 Expiration dates be damned. Let's have some of that turkey! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4426 Pity me not, but lend they serious hearing to what I shall unfold. Something is rotten in the cheese drawer. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4427 It looks like you took ambient again 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4428 The slogan of Hell: Eat or be eaten. The slogan of Heaven: Eat and be eaten. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4429 Check for Mana 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4430 In case you wonder,it's gonna be that slice of bologna. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4431 Of course this is a dream; you ain't Doctor Strange. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4432 Eat the cake… trust me.. you won’t regret that. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4433 Eating consciously 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4434 We both know you are not running 2 extra K tomorrow morning 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4435 When you need to feed your soul, more then you need to feed yourself! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4436 Hey man, same thing every night. Ice cream is on the top. Not sure why we keep doing this. Ice cream. Top door. Every night. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4437 You’re not hungry! You’re not hungry! 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
4438 So what does Jodorowsky say about this? 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
4439 Hey buddy. I am your guilty conscience. Stop screwing me over I feel bad enough already 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4440 Are you supposed to be the angel or the devil? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4441 It is I, the Ghost of Christmas Past-Bedtime Snacks. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4442 I am the specter of pre-pandemic resolutions... 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4443 Just call me Superego. Now shut the damn refrigerator and go dream about being thin. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4444 I’m the Ghost of Christmas Dinner Past… 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4445 The odor wasn’t the egg salad, but you did forget to chew. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4446 There is no eternal self. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4447 The Grim Reaper, from Monty Python, says not to try the Salmon Mouse. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4448 Well, you got here first. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4449 Choose... I'll just wait here in suspended animation. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4450 my higher self is hungry too. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4451 The Ivermectin goes down better if you heat it up with some milk. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4452 « This is your future self. I really would not do that if I were you. » 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4453 I’m the Ghost of Heartburn Future, here to warn you about that leftover Bolognaise. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4454 Don't worry about your late-night snacks even the pastries and the butter are organic! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4455 Save yourself. The milk is bad. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4456 Requesting permission to refuel, over. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
4457 Do you think I could float up here if I had your calorie intake? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4458 Go ahead, handsome. Eat that entire jar of mayonnaise. It was worth it. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4459 That they are what they are, do not blame me!' 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4460 You are lactose intolerant so close the door! 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4461 Your future self is just fine with eating the last piece of cheesecake. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4462 Don’t worry—your neighbors are doing the same thing. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4463 Hey, I'm the God of Sleepless Hungry Bald Guys 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4464 Are you the ghost whose coming was foretold to me? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4465 Only a lite salad and decaf green tea ! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4466 I'd stay away from the pickles" 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4467 You drank the tomato juice, didn’t you! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4468 An angel? Nah .. I'm your Ghost of Heartburn Yet to Come! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4469 The yogurt is out of date. I recommend the brie and crackers. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4470 Not on the label, that cannabis Sleeping Beauty tincture always gives you the munchie's at 2AM 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4471 What are you standing there as a sleepwalker! Did you want to eat it without me? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4472 Oat or almond milk? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4473 When you finish the chicken, you might want the chocolate cake. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4474 The rye bread should have been refrigerated sooner. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4475 It’s ok. It is eight a.m. somewhere. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4476 Here’s how this works, ice cream or you scream. 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
4477 If you’re weightless, diets don’t matter. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4478 Just coming down to remind you that when the doctor said eat something green; she didn’t mean pistachio ice cream! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4479 ‘I’m not sure what almond milk either, sorry’ 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4480 I am the Ghost of Eaters Anonymous RESIST! 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4481 Good evening. I am the Ghost of Snacking Past. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4482 Leftover soufflé. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4483 Try the freezer if you want ice cream. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4484 No Steve, I’m the ghost of leftovers future. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4485 I'm the ghost of diets past. Shakshuka is the perfect brunch dish. Oh, hell, just smash that jelly donut. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
4486 If you're looking for more of those edibles, they were delicious. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4487 Listen man, the meatloaf will kill you, but it is so worth it - that thing is heaven on earth. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4488 Starch angel. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
4489 Look at you, hungry at fat and in your robe. Didn't work start 30 minutes ago 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4490 a mid-night snack can drive me off the wall! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4491 Throw out the fruit cake!! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4492 Are you looking for an in body experience? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4493 You will be visited by three ghosts: Appetite, Indigestion, and the ghost of future snacks 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4494 Anything you may have anything in that refrigerator but can you please lay off the fermented pickles 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4495 Booo, booo, I am the ghost of indigestion future, boo! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4496 TELL HER IT TASTES GOOD! TELL HER IT TASTES GOOD! 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4497 This is a fly by night operation 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4498 I'm the ghost of Future food expiration dates passed. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4499 No sauerkraut this time. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4500 Don't eat the chipped beef on toast. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4501 Eat as much as you want. You're going to die tonight in your sleep! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4502 Spoiler alert: That milk was bad. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4503 Let's have more of that pastrami ! 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
4504 Who me? I’m your guardian angle. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4505 I’m the ghost of foods past, and trust me, that milk is past date 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4506 Don't drink that leftover Red Bull. Don't do it, Daddio, don't do it. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4507 How’d you get here by yourself? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
4508 let's just say, I'm a mirage. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
4509 I don't mean to scare ya, but the bagels are way past expired. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4510 ‘I’m the Ghost of Midnight Snacks’ Past. Steer clear of the Cheez-Wiz.’ 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4511 I am the ghost of "dinner past! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4512 I have come from the future to tell you you're out of milk. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4513 You may want to skip those mushrooms... oops, too late. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4514 Sorry, the soufflé is no more. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4515 I'd steer clear of the tuna casserole for our sake. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4516 Sorry bud, 'fridgehunt not for zombies' 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4517 Mmmm…. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4518 Yes, I’m here because you died, but honestly, we don’t have COVID over there, so up to you if you drink that expired milk. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4519 2 torrid bong rips down... one more to go. haiiii 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
4520 Enjoy your last meal. Because in 30 minutes your coming with me. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4521 Who me?..your midnight snack conscience..close the fridge..back to bed! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4522 I am the ghost of midnight snacks yet to come, go for it before your wife goes vegan. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4523 “Psssst...screw keto!” 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4524 I am the Ghost of Leftover Bacon Past. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4525 Now, that was really a light lunch ! 88 Harold Halman..........Boca Raton, Florida 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4526 It's a second helping of the New York cheesecake which sealed my fate. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4527 Eating this late makes you gassy. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4528 Go ahead and eat the jello. I'm going to have the leftover angel food cake 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4529 I’m your conscience, Roy. And it hurts me when you make poor decisions. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4530 Quick, go back to sleep. You don’t actually need whipped cream. The supermodels, the yacht, the unicorn, George Clooney—it’s all part of the dream. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4531 Greg wasn’t sure how to deal with the apparition. “Sorry, I don’t have any…ghost peppers,” he said. “That’s OK,” it replied, “I just like to watch.” 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4532 I'm you in half an hour, when that potato salad causes gas. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4533 Save some for me, too! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4534 It’s right here 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4535 We have to stop meeting like this Karl. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4536 Anything expired in there? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4537 Mind grabbing one for me while you’re in there? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4538 Don’t! Your weight will elevate. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4539 I'm from the future, the pickles are off. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4540 Lay off the month-old salami. Just sayin... 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4541 I'm your guardian angel and I just wanted to remind you about the pickles and polish sausage hiding behind the cake. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4542 I am the good angel; only fat people eat after 9:00pm. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4543 I'm it. Your bad conscience is having quadruple by-pass for the years of late night snacking. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4544 Could you make mine with whole grain? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4545 Stop, or you won't fit in the other icebox! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4546 Would you mind putting a mattress on the floor so I have a soft landing 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4547 The Extra Lite Whipping Cream is dangerously turned, but still effective. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4548 I'm letting you know the bowl of fruit is in the back right next to the chocolate cheesecake!" 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4549 got any extras? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4550 luckily calories don't count where you're headed! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4551 just tell them you're not fasting 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4552 I'm the Ghost of Calories Past. Who else would I be? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4553 Watch out, the pudding’s gone bad 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4554 I’m your alter ego and I say…go for it !!!! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4555 I am the Ghost of Midnight Meals Past... and Present. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4556 I thought you need wings to fly, apparently few ecstasy does the work just fine. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4557 I warned me not to eat the shrimp as well 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4558 I’m your ghost from the future…. You will get hungry again in 5 mins! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4559 Listen Robert it wasn’t even food poisoning so just… eat the cupcake and ruin your relationship with your wife. She’s not even here. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4560 Oh,hey buddy. I’m your ghost from when you overeat yourself to death. Pass the macaroni salad, would ya? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4561 Nice job Kondo-ing your fridge! 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
4562 Check the pantry. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4563 I'm your Three-Hours-Into-the-Future angel. Put that mayo on your egg salad and bacon sandwich and yes - you, too, will be able to fly. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4564 I just came back from Neverland! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4565 As the better angel of your nature I must advise you: do what Tom Brady would do! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4566 I’m the Ghost of Heartburn Future. Skip the leftover pizza. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4567 I meant to tell you. I finished the risotto. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4568 I ate earlier..and you need a shave. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4569 The salmon mousse is a little past its prime, but trust me it's to die for! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4570 You might want to grab a quick shave so you look good for ... y'know 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4571 Your astral body would really like peanut butter and jelly on soft white bread. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4572 The tuna's turned. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4573 Go ahead, you've earned it. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4574 I’m the Ghost of Regrettable Decisions. I think you know why I’m here. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4575 I am the Ghost of Late Night Fried Chicken Heart Attack Future. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4576 Hey, man, we're low on cheesecake again. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4577 I'd recommend avoiding that month-old tuna 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4578 Fred , it’s still “no.” It’s too late to get out the pottery wheel. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4579 Were we talking about stopping the midnight snack thing? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4580 Remember, after midnight I turn into your guardian devil. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4581 You’re not gonna fall back asleep, you know. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4582 Just swung by to remind you milk always smells a little funny. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4583 Do you have the light mayonnaise? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4584 You should try the Angel Cake. It’s weightless. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4585 Go ahead, no one will miss the last piece of pie, I promise. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4586 I always enjoy getting high here. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4587 Good news: Heaven is real. Bad news: The leftover clams will get you there fast. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4588 Those leftovers will go right through me. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4589 I am the ghost of Lent and Fat Tuesday's Past. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4590 Hey, guy. Yeah. It's me. I mean, it's you. I'm you. Ha! Second chances don't come like this too often, but listen. I know it smells okay but, believe you me, do not eat the ham. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4591 Seymour caught a glimpse of his buoyant youth in the Ghost of Covid Past. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4592 You have 30 more minutes to live if you don't eat that hotdog. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4593 So since we’re dreaming anyway how about one of those giant Dagwood sandwiches from the comics when we were kids 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4594 Your wife hired me to stop you from snacking. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4595 Watch out for the gravlax, it's been in there since last Tuesday! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4596 I told you we were out of Miracle Whip. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4597 Pass on the bread, way too much yeast. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4598 Diets Shiets, go for it! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4599 So it's past the expiration date, what's the worst that could happen? 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4600 I guess you don’t have to worry about calories. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4601 The Ghost of Ptomaine Future warns against the potato salad. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4602 I guess Belinda wasn’t kidding when she said heaven is a place on Earth. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4603 I’m the Ghost of Diarrhea Past. You sure you want that leftover taco? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4604 Hey it’s you from tomorrow morning, don’t eat the left over shrimp. You’ll thank me later 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4605 You can't sleep either? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4606 I am the Ghost of the Pounds Yet to Come. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4607 Midnight snacks of evenings past. “Let’s remember how this ended last time, Devin” 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4608 I'm the ghost of "you're-gonna-die-if-you-eat-all-that-crap!" 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4609 It's 2 am, don't eat from the fridge... let's order out! 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4610 I'm future you and I ate the last piece of cake five minutes ago. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4611 No news, just wondering if I can borrow your mayo. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4612 You just had to eat the expired potato salad didn't you? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4613 I could warn you, but then by 6.15am tomorrow I would no longer exist, so you're on your own buddy. 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
4614 ?Eat a peanut, Eat a peanut.... 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4615 More kale, less ice cream. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4616 His "Better Angle?" 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4617 No, Beyoncé is not your conscience. Sorry not sorry. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4618 Isn't it obvious? I'm the Ghost of Expiration Dates Past. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4619 It’s not exactly a heavenly body. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4620 I ate some fucking shit my dumbass son brought back from a fucking chocolate factory and now I’m stuck like this! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4621 It's me the ghost of midnight snacks past, sorry but I ate all the pudding. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4622 Insidelicious 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4623 Don’t open the fridge door. I am a food moth 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4624 Oh, you said Bettlejuice! My bad! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4625 Gravity must be a piece of cake for you 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4626 Don’t look at me. Grab that pizza, baby! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4627 Actually, there was a landmark case by the FTC that set the precedent of determining what kind of structure is considered a pyramid scheme and what is considered a legitimate Multilevel Marketing company 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4628 If you’re not afraid of me, I dare you to chug all the beer in there and drive to work in a few hours tough guy 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4629 I need a cup of sugar! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4630 Don’t eat your wife’s leftovers! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4631 Look at what happened to us, man. I told you not to mess with the Sorcerer Supreme. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4632 Hey, while you are sleepwalking, get us some of that leftover cake. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4633 Hi, I'm your diabetic self, now go back to bed! 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4634 One more pound and you won’t be able to levitate. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4635 Hey dude! You can't sleep thinking in the Ouja, can you? It is a lie! People used to believe the slogan "There are doors that are better not to open!" 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4636 The tuna salad is good! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4637 Kim, is that you? #metgala 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4638 Stop looking at Instagram thirst traps, celebrity feeds. Love yourself and enjoy that snack! 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
4639 Gender-neutrality allows me to say you're eating for two. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4640 I am the Ghost of Christmas Snacks. You will be haunted by Three Spirits, and they will all be peckish. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4641 Hi, I'm your good angel...I know want to eat healthy, but not at 2 AM...and I prefer mustard. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4642 Me? Why I am the ghost of wee hours refrigerator raiding past. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4643 Yeah, but did your ophthalmologist say ‘Brad Pitt-floaters?’ 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4644 Go ahead, there are two of us. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4645 Just so you know, afterlife is not so bad. So keep eating like the way you are. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4646 I'm the ghost of ecoli to come. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4647 No ribs gives me heartburn, cakes o.k. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4648 Go ahead. You only live twice. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4649 You may be dreaming now, but you won't be when you have to pee. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4650 Think twice. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4651 I'm the Ghost of Indigestion Future. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4652 Perhaps you were expecting Clarence Odbody. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4653 Tiny Tim is doing weight loss programs now 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4654 My physical and spiritual self bumping in to each other for a midnight snack. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4655 As your Higher Self, I recommend against the Devil's Food Cake. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4656 Good evening twin brother, it is I, Clem! King Kong hath just launched me from his anus. Please catch my grotesque form before I am crushed, like jelly, all over your leftovers! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4657 Your wife put a holograph projector in the fridge to remind you: Nothing with garlic. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4658 Yes, there are snacks in heaven 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4659 Let’s start with cold pressed celery juice this morning Harold. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4660 Don’t! You’re going to regret this. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4661 I'm the spirit of Christmas past. Got any fruit cake left? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4662 No light snack please Pick something heavy. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4663 Don't go for the dairy, this time. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4664 Go for the cheesecake. You know how pastrami makes you dream of the mother-in-law. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4665 The leftover Chicken Parm will be your last meal,but so worth it! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4666 Remember me?, your twin brother? Don't eat yourself to death like I did. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4667 is this a dream ????? or a nightmare ????? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4668 Guardian Angel here! I switched to Vegan,so we could share whenever you have the midnight munchies! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4669 Hey! buddy, midnight snacks still haunt me also. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4670 I am going to close the door, float in there and see if the light turns off. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4671 Remember last time. Check the expiration dates. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4672 wow this is heaven! can you make me a BLT with a sundae for desert 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
4673 I'm the Ghost Of Future Nightime Indigestion. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4674 Leave the leftover meatloaf, I am saving that for the Sunday night game. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4675 The pastrami is to die for. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4676 I’ll be back in a minute. I just have to pee. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4677 That leftover pork chop is going to taste a little off. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4678 Just a little tip from the afterlife, skip the salmon mousse tomorrow night. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4679 Don't eat the cheese!! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4680 I promise, you’re just bored 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4681 Excuse me, I’m the understudy for the Vincent Price role 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4682 It's not you--the scale is broken! Would I lie to you? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4683 Yup, 8 hours is definitely a 'fast'. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4684 I highly recommend the helium. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4685 Glad you called. From up here I can confirm that the last piece of chocolate cake is in back right corner. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4686 Oh,please I promise you do not look heavy. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4687 I am the ghost of Casserole past, sit on the couch and eat with me 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4688 Trust me. The beans cause a lot of gas. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4689 This is your conscience speaking, Dan. You’ve had your full allotment of calories for the day. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4690 A doughnut would hit the spot! 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
4691 I’ve already eaten the chocolate cake. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4692 Mine’s a light beer, pal 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4693 I'm more like the ghost of meatloaf past. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4694 I'd take something heavy. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4695 Take it from the Ghost of Leftovers Past - resist! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4696 Your future self warned you! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4697 Just a suggestion. Leftover oysters aren't the best midnight snack. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4698 Are you going to eat that good sir? I’m quite famished myself. I had a long flight 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4699 She's clever...She hid the Japanese leftovers behind the Almond Milk! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4700 Remember your doctor advised you to eat more potassium. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4701 I hope it's ok. I had the last piece of angel food cake. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4702 Trust me, don't take those expiration dates lightly 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4703 Since this is your dream, I’ll have a ham and cheese on rye! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4704 You’ll never guess who else loves deviled eggs. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4705 Grilled cheese at this time of night is not good for your cholesterol. Trust me! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4706 Yeah, god will judge you on what you eat. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4707 4 AM in the kitchen and all’s well. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4708 You might want to stay away from that spicy tuna roll from last week… 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4709 A mid summer night snack or you forgot to check the expiration date again? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4710 No, no—I’m your SUB-conscience; you want the ham AND the turkey. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4711 You’ll regret eating those leftovers 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4712 Why do they always put the sticker with the expiration dates right wear the ziplock is? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4713 Don’t eat that man, it’s a heart attack waiting to happen 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4714 I hate to be the bearer of bad news but don’t bother to hold back on the lasagne. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4715 You’re not hungry. Your spouse just has bad taste in television 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4716 Unethical sourced calories count in heaven 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4717 You think something might just appear out of thin air this time but trust me, it won’t. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4718 Hi I’m u from the future. I read a book and ur actually experiencing binge eating disorder rn. SEEK HELP 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4719 You know the only reason It’s full is because you don’t throw half that stuff out. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4720 Just a lite snack tonight pal. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4721 Halo, are you SURE you want to eat that? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4722 I'm the Ghost of Chitlins Past. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4723 You wanna float like this, you just keep making the same choices you have always made when you open that door” 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4724 I’m the ghost of your diabetes future. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4725 I am you from tomorrow, trust me don’t eat the sushi 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4726 Fly not my feast of reason- Mr. Treason 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4727 The mushrooms are heavenly. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4728 If you feel guilty, I'm triggered here by the same switch that makes the fridge light turn on. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4729 C'mon--I dare you---reach for that cannoli." Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton, F 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4730 I am the ghost from Christmas Past . Do not eat the left over turkey or the plum pudding . 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4731 I’m the ironic consequence of someone else’s wish. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4732 Save me some of that angel food cake. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4733 As your conscience, I say 'reach for the yogurt'.... 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4734 I'm you in another life...but still hungry for earthly food. Any leftovers? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4735 If you don't grab something right away, your wife will be cross at you for holding the refrigerator door open. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4736 I am the Ghost of Christmas Present..... the lights are brighter on Broadway. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4737 The cheese isn’t supposed to smell like that. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4738 It's out of date 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4739 Are you here for the midnight snacks too? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4740 Don’t touch the mayo... 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4741 My higher power asks what’s for dinner 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4742 I'm your good angel. How about a bagel with cream cheese and lox? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4743 It turns out that butter is really good for you… 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4744 Try mixing the almond butter with real butter and honey mustard 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4745 Yeah, Nelson, I’m the ghost of your past, but no moral judgments. Just grab me a piece of the fried chicken. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4746 How about making those chocolate brownies we love? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4747 I”m your Fairy Godfather and I’m here for the left-over tuna fish sandwich.” 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4748 Give the bacon a miss. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4749 Come on, Steve. We know leftover spaghetti will never fill the void. Try the cake. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4750 Hey, Jeremy, do you really need that snack? Just asking, you know 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4751 Bro, what was in those brownies? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4752 Can I borrow a cup of sugar? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4753 psst! Stock up on cheese for the afterlife, God is lactose-intolerant! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4754 We’re out of mushrooms. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4755 Careful now- I once reached for cold cuts too 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4756 Don't forget to put chips on your sandwich, Brian. It is our greatest regret. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4757 Take it from me, that blueberry pie really is an out of body experience. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4758 They don't have crème brûlée in the spiderverse. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4759 Got anymore of that soup? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4760 A balanced diet should include some 'Lite" options, but let's not go overboard with that. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4761 The medication gives patients out of body experiences to catch themselves sleepwalk eating 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4762 And don't forget to finish yesterday's lasagna. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4763 Do yah feel lucky? Well, do yah? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4764 I am the Ghost of Midnight Sleep Eaters Past. Don’t eat the chicken salad. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4765 I am the ghost of future diets. You will regret eating that desert. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4766 I thought you worked on your habit of sleep-eating. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4767 I'm you from the future. Avoid the leftover chicken cacciatore. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4768 Same as last night…need I say more? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4769 Hey buddy, take it from me: a midnight snack equals heart attack. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4770 Buddy, we're having a whole feast in Dreamville. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4771 Scotty beamed me over here. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4772 The mushrooms will give you an out of body experience. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4773 Don’t eat the ham. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4774 So, this is the dive-through window, Bro? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4775 I’ll tell you right now you’re not going to go with the apple. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4776 Go back to sleep now! you unconscious piece of flesh 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4777 You know you want that angel food cake right now. Take it. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4778 I said, don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4779 So, how's that see food diet you've been on treatin' you, anyway? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4780 Call me the ghost of buttermilk present. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4781 Why are you raiding the refrigerator in my sleep. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4782 Between Heaven and Hell 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4783 Look at me Bill before you grab that pie and remember, you are what you eat" 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4784 You can't use the Pandemic as an excuse forever"- 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4785 Don’t you remember? We ate the leftover pizza for breakfast. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4786 I'll remind you of this when you're standing on your scale. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4787 Make me a club sandwich and I will get out of your dream. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4788 I recommend the beans. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4789 She's asleep! Go for the cheese! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4790 Am I dreaming, or is that the best looking sandwich we’ve ever seen? 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4791 Looking for the right things (in the wrong places) 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4792 If you build that hoagie, they will come. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4793 I was sent here from the future to remind you that you are lactose intolerant and that mac & cheese will F U up. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4794 Excuse me, Sir, can you also see the Moon on this wall or am I dreaming? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4795 I wouldn’t say no to some angel food cake! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4796 Yeah, I got a million questions too, but the first thing I want to know is you got any double fudge ice cream in there? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4797 I am the ghost of refrigerator future. Nothing will change after this visit. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4798 I have to stop eating so much ice cream. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4799 I told you I could plank through the window! 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4800 I tried the ghost pepper! Choose wisely! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4801 I am the ghost of pig-outs past. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4802 The Gaspacho has turned. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4803 Pastrami, go for the pastrami. It won’t disturb your sleep. She won’t understand, but go for the pastrami anyway 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4804 The smell good enough to fly for! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4805 Will you listen to your self? You can't justify another binge tonight. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4806 How about I choose the snack for a change? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4807 Eat it. Look, we're light as a feather! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4808 Those leftovers really are to die for. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4809 Take the angel food cake as an offering to Saint Peter. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4810 I’m the ghost of your extremely lactose-intolerate future 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4811 I will take the chocolate cake. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4812 You should try the egg salad, it's to die for. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4813 Just eat the chicken parm, you’re not going to regret it. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4814 My >better self< flys by every night at the fridge, but i still dont get his intentions." 👋 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4815 Go on, you won't regret it... 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4816 Back away from the fridge. Turns out mom's just as condescending in Heaven. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4817 And here is an exhibit of the spoiled leftovers you said you would eat last week. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4818 Finish up that old clam chowder, Steve—I promised I would bring you back in 10. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4819 Tell Beth how you really feel before you lose her forever. Also, the chicken is off. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4820 So, how confident are you in your mushroom foraging skills? 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
4821 If you're looking for the Wonka Factory leftovers, I already ate them... 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4822 I think those mushrooms you ate were expired. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4823 I have come from the future with a warning, there’s cilantro in the meatloaf 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4824 Go ahead, I won’t tell. Even if you eat too much , I will still hover over you 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4825 Psst...It doesn't matter! 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
4826 Go ahead and finish the pâté. It can’t hurt you now. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4827 Nothing tastes better than anti-gravity feels. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4828 More cheese hey buddy, we're having some great dreams. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4829 You are forty years old. Also, this is 2021--There ain't no buttermilk in there. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4830 When the ghost of Hunger Present reminds you that late night happiness is often created with a snack. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4831 You're also having an out-of-bologna experience. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4832 Don't grab the eggs... It's bad for your cholesterol. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4833 The Joneses 'fridge next door is much better. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4834 Listen to your conscience. Freezer, right side rear, chocolate chip mint. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4835 I'm future Jeff... DON'T EAT THOSE LEFTOVERS 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4836 Okay. You know what to do. Just remember to leave some for me! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4837 Believe me, that cheese really has gone bad 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4838 sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to disembody 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4839 That jello wasn't quite the out of body experience you were looking for? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4840 The ghost of dairy’s past. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4841 Shoud've gone easier on those brownies... 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4842 ‘I’d prefer not being inside you while you binge cookie dough’ 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4843 I’d recommend eating the Soul Food. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4844 You know, eating gassy foods at night will keep you up. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4845 Behold! The ghost of Karen's past! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4846 Make sure you take your Lactaid. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4847 I’d highly recommend the cabbage rolls with baked beans. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4848 Hello, I'm your superego. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4849 I am the ghost of Midnight Snackers Past, remember the Mayo is bad 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4850 ‘.. we should have bought a new robe..’ 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4851 if you eat that cheese you will die in 10 minutes 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4852 Drinking that expired milk isn’t worth it… trust me 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4853 It you must have a midnight snack, I recommend the Fluff 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4854 I am the Ghost of Noshes Future. Don't eat the tuna salad. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4855 Whatever you do, don’t eat the leftovers. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4856 Well, that was fun! 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4857 Try the new energy drink 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
4858 Just once,take the Angel Food cake! 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4859 That devil's food cake will be the end of you. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4860 I thought we were going on a diet 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4861 Yeah, I'm your dreaming self, so I say have at it! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4862 As the clock hit midnight, it was time for the next ghost of future indigestion. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4863 That’s what I thought 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4864 I highly recommend the angel food cake. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
4865 Trust me, don't eat those leftovers! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4866 « The ghost of midnight snacks past » 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4867 Take it from me, ignore the fried chicken, try the kale salad. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4868 I would bet that cold fried chicken actually tastes better than thin 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4869 I'm the ghost of spicy enchiladas past. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4870 Don't eat the week old burrito. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4871 Were you hoping for the ghost of leftovers present? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4872 I'm the ghost of Refrigerator Present 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4873 I'm your future self from an hour from now. Don't drink the milk. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4874 I’m billed as your alter-ego but I’m really a T.V. star. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4875 As your good angel, I advise you to go back to bed. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4876 Hello, Walter. I am the Ghost of Pizza Past. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4877 We didn't stick to our diet 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4878 Don't worry. I'm just a figment of your overhung imagination. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4879 You remember me, right? Your superego? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4880 Eat up, Mac! Your Guilty Conscience Fairy is on holiday! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4881 I belive I can fly! 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4882 I'm the ghost of dinner past! You should have made more egg salad! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4883 That leftover cheesecake? NOT cheese! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4884 Don’t bother to hide your fears in the fridge, George! 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4885 I’m the ghost from minute past, that cake was really a good idea. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4886 I am the ghost of fridge raids future. Next year all your favorite snacks will be discontinued. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4887 In the morning, you'll vividly remember having an out-of-butter experience. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4888 Drink the eggnog...in the years to come you will become lactose intolerant... 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4889 I'm the ghost of midnight cravings yet to come, and you should definitely save the rest of the cake. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4890 Not the ice cream Jimmy, it’s my kryptonite! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4891 Just call me the worst angel of your nature! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4892 I am the Ghost of Breakfast Present. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4893 ‘Here I am Harry ,your sleep deprived alter ego as real as the monkey on your back ,the angels in the sky ,and the ghost that got you up.’ 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4894 I'm you from the near future. Don't eat the Hunan Shrimp. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4895 Gas from that leftover egg salad. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4896 I’m the ghost of tomorrow morning. Go back to bed. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4897 I’d avoid the tuna, intoned future me. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4898 Click your heels together three times and say, "There's nothing like leftover pizza." 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4899 Careful! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4900 Would You Mind Shaving And Putting On A Nice Suit Before You Eat That Chunk Of Cheese? 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4901 I’m you, from three hours in the future. That third ham, turkey, and bacon sandwich is going to have you up there knocking on the pearly gates by 2:00am, maybe 2:45 if you skip the bacon. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4902 I am the Ghost of Gluttony Past. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4903 Don't be scared. I just like to look like my next meal. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4904 Don’t touch my angel food cake, unless you brought strawberries. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4905 actually, it’s ‘dishing hour’. common mistake. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4906 Care for a boo-gle with scream cheese 😱? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4907 Wait , I thought it was Red Bull that gives you wings ? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4908 I came back to warn you there’s two expiration dates for the milk. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4909 While we're in here, would you make me some air popcorn? 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4910 Stop and you will become as light as I am 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4911 We were sleepwalking earlier, too, and I noticed you are out of mayo. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4912 My last space flight ended suddenly. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4913 Okay, get your sandwich. I want a rootbeer float! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4914 I tried to tell you that microdosing LSD carried risks....... 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4915 Hi, I'm you, from the future! Well, really just 4 hours from now. Anyway, I'm here to warn you not to eat the leftover tuna! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4916 I'm your good cholesterol angel. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4917 Fun fact. Out-of-baloney and out-of-body experiences are not mutually exclusive events. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4918 I'm the Ghost of Future Snacking; that leftover pastrami is going to be a mistake... 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4919 Hi, I'm your soul, and if you continue this, we'll be exiting soon! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4920 Just make sure you check the expiry dates. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4921 So you'd rather me over your left shoulder? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4922 I know we look alike and dress alike but I'm on the fly. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4923 Beware the expired milk! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4924 I'm the ghost of midnight snack future, don't eat the egg salad. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4925 Yes, I'm from your 4 dimensional future. And yes, there's many things I wanna warn you about, but no, it won't make a modicum of a difference to the 3D dimwit you are. So yes, you can pick your poison and plop onto your sofa. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4926 Try the garbanzos. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4927 Actually, it should be a four-second rule. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4928 No one gets past the Fridge Fairy! 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4929 Maybe you skip the leftover tuna salad 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4930 Who keeps ghost peppers in the fridge? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4931 Some day your glaze will come… 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4932 Trust me, it’s behind the pickles on the top right shelf 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4933 : “Trust me, you don’t want the light cream cheese.” 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4934 Goodnight moon—Say it with me!…Goodnight fat-man balloon… 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4935 Ghost of the night before covid+19 body’s past 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4936 That will be your last redbull. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4937 You are nothing but a meditation, I am having. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4938 Bet you’re having an out of mayo experience! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4939 …and I’m here to eat you! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4940 Don't eat last weeks tuna salad! 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
4941 The cookie dough is past its pull date, but the buttermilk is good for another two weeks 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4942 Don’t worry. Have at it! And while you’re there, can I get a beer, please? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4943 I'm Al, your Midnight Raid Chatbot. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4944 It all you want but It's not your stomach that's hungry 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4945 As the ghost of your future, I can honestly say just go for it, YOLO 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4946 Hello I am the future you, two hours now. That Dalgona coffee combo sounds great, but is going to give you a tummy ache. You might want to reconsider. Also that trend is so 2020. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4947 Worth it. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4948 I would not eat that yogurt if i were you, dude @kelszett 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4949 Don’t you think the mushrooms were a good enough snack? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4950 Did you hear about Nicki’s Cousin’s Friend’s Balls? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4951 Leave the quinoa. Grab the cannoli" (I think I posted w/o the hashtag blahblah 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4952 Mom said twins could have more challenges 'some days!'" 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4953 It sucks that I can look down from the ceiling and see there are no snacks on top of the fridge. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4954 See me about the Boston Bakeds! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4955 Don't even think about it-I got dibs on the sponge cake! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4956 If you eat the rest of that cake, it's over between us. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4957 You ate the last candy bar already. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4958 Don't do it. dude! Remember, last time you went of Keto you ripped a hole in the space-time continuum, and look at me! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4959 If you eat that cake you will die and go to heaven. Unless you’re not vaccinated. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4960 I'm the better angel of your nature, and I'm telling you to go ahead and eat frosting for breakfast. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4961 I am the fork of Christmas past 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4962 Try the helium. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4963 Go back to bed. Smoke a J or have a drink but don't eat anything. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4964 Trust me. You don't want to meet the Ghost of Midnight Snacks Past. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4965 Be careful! Something in there has given me wind. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4966 You might want to go with the light mayonnaise, it worked for me. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4967 I’m your lighter self. If you close the fridge without snacking, you too can walk on walls. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4968 They're all at the lake house. Go for it! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4969 Advice from the future:”try the tofu instead “. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4970 I*m not tempting you to eat the stuff, and I'm not trying to keep you from eating it. I just count the calories and make sure they land on your hips. 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
4971 The Fruit cup… Eat the Fruit cup !!! Not the chocolate cake !!!! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4972 Don't stand in front of the open fridge too long or you'll end up like me. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4973 Believe me, it’s all bad for you. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4974 You might want to pass on the fish. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4975 I'm your angel telling you "live it up," but please save something for me! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4976 Wow, a sideways kitchen! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4977 I’m actually the ghost of that steak, it’s just really hard to draw cows 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4978 I am the Ghost of Refrigerator Raids Past, Present, and Future. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4979 So there you are! I thought I bought you along! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4980 Insulin! Insulin, now! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4981 The Camembert’s worth it. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4982 I'm the ghost of Midnight Snack Future, stay from the beef, mustard, cheese, and potato. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4983 Stay away from the ambrosia. It has a too much air whipped into it. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4984 I'm your future midnight snacker. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4985 I am the ghost of Indigestion Future. Avoid the meat loaf. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4986 I can't sleep too. Got any angel food cake? 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4987 Hey, twinzie! Sorry about dying. Any pickled aardvark in there? Maybe a heart or liver? Boney tail? And did you know it turns out that Hell is UP and Heaven is DOWN? God's office is so small. Mom says we aren't Dad's, by the way. Burrrrrrrrrrrrrp! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4988 Stop judging me Bobby, I've done nothing illegal. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4989 I'm the ghost of future midnight snacks. Go for the cherry cheesecake. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4990 Hold the mayo. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4991 You take this twining thing to far! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4992 Skip the beans and anything carbonated. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4993 I'm out-of-body,otherwise I'd go with the rice pilaf. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4994 That Covid booster shot makes me feel like I can do any... thing." 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4995 Hey fatty, this is your conscience speaking. Remember what late night snacking does... 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4996 Oh! I’ll just have the lite whipped cream. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4997 Night of the Living Dead II: Mayo please 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4998 This midnight donut is what does you in 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4999 The arrival of the fittest 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5000 she told you to keep the cake for the guests 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5001 A side helping of helium keep me from being weighted down. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5002 Time to Play America's Favorite Game: Am I hungry or Bored? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5003 Nuh-uh. You've passed your expiration date.” 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5004 Feed me and I'll teach you how to float. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5005 Got cool spirit? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5006 I'm your Guardian Angel, and I advise you to proceed with caution. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5007 You left the back door unlocked. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5008 Got any chicken soup? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5009 Hey, I knew someone opened the fridge. What are you having? Can I have some? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5010 Just pick something gluten free 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5011 You look like you’ve seen your cholesterol levels 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
5012 I am the ghost of eating shredded cheese straight out of the bag at 3am 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5013 Hey man; maybe not pee in the fridge. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
5014 The leftover kung pao is about to turn. I'd go for that. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5015 Don't eat the cheese . It keeps you awake. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5016 Careful what you eat, might expire soon. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5017 I’m the ghost of snack time future. Go easy on the cheesecake. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5018 Just a heads-up: that is NOT your refrigerator. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5019 Go full-fat and you too could look like me 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5020 There's a pint of Nick's Swedish Ice Cream in the freezer 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5021 Look here! Don’t go for light diet! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5022 I'm the Ghost of Yogurts Past 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5023 Make it ham this time, light on the mayo. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5024 It's because I'm your rational self that I will keep meeting you here every night for as long as it takes. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5025 Nothing heavy, please. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5026 Stay away from the curry, the gas is just awful 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5027 See, your back, just two more ghosts to go tonight and your all done, not so bad right? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
5028 Noom says it is ok. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5029 When I heard this house was haunted I didn't think the ghost was my self esteem. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5030 I've held in my farts. You ought to try it. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5031 I am the ghost of agita future… 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5032 Remember, spicy food gives you nightmares. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5033 Mmmmmm, eat the celery...eat the kale. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5034 Philippe, not there! On the bench under the lime-tree of Boileau and into the arms of Andrea! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5035 You said you gonna pay me some attention once you bring home the bacon! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5036 Ambien always results in a full nights sleep. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5037 I am you in the flying dreamy sense. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5038 I am the ghost of Bun-quo from McBeth to remind you of your guilty pleasure in the refrigerator 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5039 When are you going to accept they put a chip in your arm Steve? You're flying, for godssake! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5040 The first rule of Flight Club -- Eat light. There's no emergency restroom up there! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5041 YOLO! No regrets yo. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5042 This Ambien is liiiiiiiit 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5043 Try the space jam, you'll float too. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
5044 Don't eat the tuna fish salad. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5045 I’m the ghost of cholesterol past. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5046 I’m the ghost of Christmas Future to warn you the mayo has gone bad 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5047 I am the ghost of diets passsst! You’ve been here befooore! Close the door and walk awaaay! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5048 In MY alternate dimension, the leftover meatloaf was quite delicious. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5049 Try the Angel-food Cake, believe me! 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
5050 I’m the you from the tomorrow yet to come and let me tell you; if you want me to exist, do not think about eating that cheese. You know damn well it’s been there for 5 years. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5051 I'm the ghost of IBS future... 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5052 Doctor Strange on his days off 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5053 I heard you're lactose intolerant... your milk is your free pass to your self care break 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5054 I'd tell you to avoid the year old pudding but apparently it won't make a difference. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5055 Ben and jerry's, freezer, left side, under the bacon... 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5056 I must be sleepwalking. There is no way I'd be able to float mid-air. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5057 The bacon-flavored ice cream is to die for. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5058 I'm your Better Angel, but damn if that leftover lasagna doesn't look really good. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5059 I am your conscience! Before you do something you'll regret … is any of that birthday cake left? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5060 Stress kills...go for the red velvet cake 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5061 The man upstairs was emphatic: "carpe the cannoli, you sexy hunk" 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5062 Ah,"Midnight at the Oasis", you sent your camel to bed. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5063 Wings, no they went out of fashion years ago 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5064 No no no - the Ghost of Leftovers PAST. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5065 I'm the Ghost of Midnight Snacks, and it's way past your waistline. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5066 Died but still hungry! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5067 My sweet great grandson. I would never have recognized you. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5068 So you plan to mar my enjoyment and cause guilt 24/7 do you? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5069 There’s a lot to look forward to 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5070 Just the usual for me — chicken soup. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5071 Oh! You like artery clogging foods too?! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5072 « Do you really want to come join me? » 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5073 Just go at it, we die tonight anyway. @emessodoodles 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5074 Holiday ghosts come earlier and earlier every year. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
5075 I’m your good other self, don’t you dare have that midnight snack, unless you’re going to share! 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5076 I'd go with the cherry cream cheese bun. Can't go wrong. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5077 You need to know that the whipped cream canister is erroneously filled with helium! 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5078 I am the ghost of diarrhea future! Ignore the tuna casserole. Ignore the tuna casserole! 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5079 Go ahead get some for your self-conscience, too. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5080 I’m the spirit of refrigerators past! God bless the chicken salad! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5081 You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are! 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5082 musta been the mushrooms. thought they had a funcky taste. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5083 I wish I could eat my ghost 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5084 Thanks for eating that moldy meat. Here I come, heaven or hell! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5085 Starve a cold, feed a fever. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5086 I'm You teleported from Mars, forget the meatless chicken! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5087 Trust me, you don't want to eat her lactose free yogurt. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5088 Do try the stewed prunes 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5089 Choose carefully, your ego, your id, and your alter ego are watching. So, too, are your cardiologist, your family doctor, your proctologist, your personal trainer, your neighbors, your cell, Facebook, etc.! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5090 Hello toast! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5091 What, never heard of your light alter ego? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5092 I would like to remind you , we lost 12 bounds last mounth 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5093 I’ll help you decide; you gain all the weight. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5094 I know what you’re thinking, ‘was the pimento cheese dip worth it?’ 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5095 Forget the Red Bull the almond milk will also give you wings 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5096 I fear you more than any spectre I have seen - Atkins you say? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5097 The angel cake is gone, by the way 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5098 I'll Fly Away " 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5099 This is your last warning, pass on the stuffed olives... 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5100 I’m your conscience Jeffrey! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5101 The chicken was particularly tasty tonight! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5102 You have but one chance to avoid my fate of diabetes and heart disease I suffered as a failed dieter and your partner. You will be visited by three spirits of dieters… 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5103 I keep coming back to warn you the chicken is bad, yet here we are again. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5104 doctor says."no more gassy foods 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5105 Bad angels are still angels. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5106 The weight watcher. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5107 I'm the Ghost of Pastrami Future. You choked to death on the sandwich, but enjoyed it up until then. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5108 I always went for something frosted. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5109 I think the extra strength Gas-Ex is just behind the milk! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5110 Oh Ebeneezer . . . you forgot about the Ghost of Diets Past? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5111 Trust me! Eat the bologna sandwich. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5112 Curious about your diet in the afterlife? 1.1507 0.05744 73 66 3 4
5113 If I were you I'd avoid the nitrates. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5114 Mackerel most foul, as in the best it is; But this most foul, strange and unnatural. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5115 This is your reminder to actually be productive so you don't end up like me. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5116 Enjoy your last unhealthy midnight snack. Once you enter our gates it is strictly vegan and gluten-free. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5117 It feels like a butter-fly 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5118 This late night snacking is really disrupting my REM sleep cycles 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
5119 Yes, the cheese does make sick. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5120 I'm your conscience. If you keep eating at night, I won't fit through the window anymore. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5121 Go back to bed or we'll fall on my face. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5122 What the hell! I thought we talked about this. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5123 Mayonnaise! Aged mayonnaise. Join me in about six hours! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5124 I think there's some spookettie left. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5125 Pssst, don't reach for the bowl, trust me. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5126 Pigs in a blanket, pigs in a blanket..... 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5127 I'm the you of 5:30 AM. You took the downers instead of antacids by mistake. Would you pass me the Poupon? They only stock that yellow stuff in Purgatory. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5128 'I am your better self and I weigh exactly the same!' 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5129 You still have 14 minutes until tomorrow. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5130 C'mon, Ralph. Just because it's vegan doesn't mean it's not a cupcake. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5131 Save me a piece of the angel food cake. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5132 I am the ghost of tomorrow morning. Step away from the cheesecake. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5133 Hark ye: Rethink the yogurt. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5134 I'm not your good or your bad angel. Grow up already; It's all on you, and I could care less. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5135 Your devil just upchucked for the fourth time this evening. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5136 The ice cream was to die for! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5137 It’s spooky entanglement. I’m craving pie too! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5138 If you follow your gut instinct, you’ll end up like me. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
5139 Fred reasoned with himself. Seeing double was surely a sign he needed to up his carb intake. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5140 Ghost of precovid past “Don’t doooo it.” 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5141 Huh, they didn’t tell me revisiting the highlight of my life would be this sad, and awkward. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5142 Psst…I am the ghost of cheesecake past. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5143 If only they made vaccine pudding, right? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5144 That leftover cake is what does us in - so don't stop at 2 slices. Carpe diem, my friend 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5145 Skip the leftover chicken. It repeats on me, er, you. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
5146 No, you're only dreaming you're at the fridge. What's actually happening is you are in bed, asleep, and astrally projecting your aura into the kitchen but I can bring you back a snack if you'd like. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5147 I've come to warn you about the leftovers. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5148 And to think, it's been 20 years since 9/11. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5149 The leftovers I ate from in there made me “gassy.” 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5150 One of us has to watch your waistline." 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5151 Your close reading of Zen and the Art of Refrigerator maintenance will take over your life 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
5152 Your "now self" will need to convince 'future self' to hit the gym. Will that fly ? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5153 Don't eat the ham.......it went bad. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5154 We're short-staffed tonight, so I'm covering. Go ahead and eat it ... or don't. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5155 Speaking of doubling down on combating nighttime snack cravings... 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5156 We've got to stop meeting like this. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5157 We can blame the missing pizza it on your sleep walking. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5158 I wouldn't drink the expired milk if I were you. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5159 it as much as you want😂 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5160 I'm your future self- Now, how 'bout we go back to bed? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5161 Dear refrigerator, it’s me, the ghost of midnight cravings. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5162 And a Self-care hug in 3...2... 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5163 You forgot the milk… 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5164 These diet programs are getting out of hand 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5165 Mind if I pee before we eat? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5166 It’s Friday night, lettuce turnip the beet and eat some cake! 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5167 don't worry about the expiration date. you know you crave mayonaise. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5168 And you could have been a cowboy. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5169 Guilt and calories don't exist at this time of night. Now...click you heels together three times, and say the mantra again... 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
5170 Decisions, decisions. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5171 Don’t forget to add bacon. Lots and lots of bacon. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5172 A sliver of cake? Dubious at best. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5173 Please, eat the raw chicken. Heaven is delightful! 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5174 You interrupted the best dream ever for ham? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5175 Perhaps less of the Ayahuasca tea next time. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5176 'Hello 🎶 is it me you're looking for 🎶 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5177 The hotdogs are truly breathtaking” 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5178 I RECOMMEND THE PORK 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5179 'we get hit by a bus' 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5180 No, ‘Gabagool’ is just slang for capicola. It’s not a brand name or regional style or anything. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
5181 I finally see myself staring death in the face and it has to be courtesy of Marge's meat loaf. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5182 I’m replacing Peter Pan. He’s now right there on your side shelf. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5183 Any Angel Cake? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5184 Hey, dummy, are you SURE you want to eat that? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5185 Good Evening! I'm the Man In The Moon. Care to share a snack with me? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5186 I'm here to discuss your cars extended warranty... 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5187 The kielbasa is to die for. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5188 The moon princess offering is right behind yesterday’s take away 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5189 No thanks, my blood sugar is a little high. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5190 I might have a little too much root beer and ice cream 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5191 it’s me your fairy gutmother here to remind you that just because it smells okay doesn’t mean it isn’t expired 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5192 Mid-night cravings?! Didn’t you have a full pizza for dinner 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5193 Do NOT do the milk crate challenge tomorrow, John. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5194 I’m the ghost of late night snacking future…. Plz stop 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5195 While you're at it, why don't you make a big sandwich for your good ol' conscience, too? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5196 I am the Ghost of Heartburn Past. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5197 The green cheesecake was worth it. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5198 Don't eat the green meat. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5199 I'm the ghost of your gastric bypass. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5200 Take what you want but the fat-free yoghurt's mine. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5201 No mayonnaise please... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5202 Make sure you grab enough for the both of us. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5203 You may wanna go with the yogurt instead of those leftover ribs 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5204 This was your wife's idea. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5205 Full disclosure, eating that turkey is how I became the ghost of Christmas leftovers. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5206 What on earth are you cooking up at this hour? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5207 You’re not going to finish those left overs. But don’t worry, I will. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5208 I am your conscience. You are not ready for those Shiritaki Noodles. Stay away from them, for the love of God. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5209 I'm the ghost of you ten pounds heavier. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5210 That leftover pie? To die for! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5211 I'm from your future here to save you. The deviled eggs are for the church fair. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5212 If you’re my late night snack angel, how come no halo? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5213 I'm the ghost of pizza recent past. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5214 I’m your indigestion ghost of the future. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5215 I'll give you a hint: it begins with "Mayo" and ends when they turn off your breathing tube. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5216 Purgatory ain't gonna be bad, Al. Go for it! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5217 can you make me a ghost pepper sandwich 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5218 You did it on your own this time. Goodbye. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5219 Go to the freezer, man. Ice cream is the only coviditis med." (by Dorri Olds 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5220 Go with milk and scotch when sleepwalking. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5221 No eating in bed - we agreed! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5222 Cup of tea? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5223 Would you make me a side dish please? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5224 If you're looking for the leftovers from Fabulous Flying Burrito Brothers, sorry, I already ate them up. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5225 Remember our diet program? Go with a “lite” choice, but stay away from the “really lite” yogurt! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5226 Esoteric caution--don't eat your wife's chocolate pudding. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5227 Yeah, we're having trouble sleeping now, but wait until we try the week-old hard-boiled eggs. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5228 Remember, Alfred, there are two of us. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5229 Come fly with me, come fly, let's fly awayyyyyyyyyy 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5230 The leftover mac and cheese is to die for -- trust me. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5231 YIPPEE! A true twin win! 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5232 I was thinking something light, like a salad 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5233 There’s leftover spaghetti in the bowl on top of the fridge 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5234 Again, AGAIN! Don't you know by now...morning regrets AND "she/he" will know exactly what planned meal you ruined, AGAIN!! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5235 The, John was visited by the ghost of future snacks. . 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
5236 Don’t make the same mistake I did and forget the mustard. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5237 'Your uncle Claudius ate my last yoghurt' 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5238 If you keep snacking, I’ll be grounded. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5239 It’s time but give me a piece of pie before we go upstairs. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5240 I am a Fig Newton of your imagination. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5241 Norm. Did you eat the angel cake? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5242 I’ll take mine to-go, long fly back to Cabin Feverland. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5243 I'm your future self telling you to respect those expiration dates. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5244 No matter what happens, it’ll be worth it. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5245 One more midnight snack and you'll join me sooner than expected! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5246 The cheese, go for the cheese. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5247 It's a bird...It's a plane...Oh it's me cause...I'm fly. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5248 It's Yom Kippur. Wait until tomorrow night. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5249 You knew what would happen if you continued midnight snacking. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5250 Is that a drawer at the bottom of fridge? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5251 Hey Joe, it's the Ghost of Joe in the Future, asking you to save that stromboli for us to nosh on tomorrow. Joe of Midnight Snacks in the Past left you the carrot cake for today. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5252 I'm here to tell you that refrigerators are like elections: totally fraudulent. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5253 Woooooooo, I’m the ghost of your twin. Give me some mustard, they ran out of mustard in Hell. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5254 I mean go for it if you really want it. What’s another late night Babybel? A drop in the bucket. But just saying…I stopped snacking and lost so much weight that now I float. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5255 It's less smelly than the other place. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5256 Ignoring the "good before dates" is what got us here; beware already... 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5257 Just go for it 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5258 Eating healthy didn't work like the cardiologist said. There was a recall on the romaine lettuce. Just eat the pizza this time. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5259 It’s 2 am 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5260 Try the Red Bull. It gives you wings. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5261 In an alternative universe you ate those leftovers 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5262 It’s breakfast time somewhere in the world. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5263 Try the light yogurt. It's uplifting! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5264 You won’t live to see morning, so the good news is that you might as well eat as much as you like of anything you want! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5265 Sorry, Karen asked me to leave her half of the leftovers to bring to work tomorrow. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5266 Levitating to tell you, don’t do it! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5267 Your wife's angel food cake's really happening up here. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5268 I shouldn’t be telling you this, the mayo’s off 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5269 I'm the ghost of minor inconvenience! You've already poured your cereal, but I took the last of your milk, so now you have to put it back because you didn't check first. Boo motherfucker! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5270 ‘Who the hell are you?’ ‘Why I’m the ghost of Captain Crunch past’ 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5271 Go back to bed you fat ass motherfucker!!! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5272 Why don’t you just grab Wendy and we’ll send your spare tire to the morass of Never-Shoulda-Ate -The-Taco-Land. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5273 Bob, when you get a chance, we could use more Levain cookies up in heaven.” 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5274 Nope, you don't look like Whoopi in the refrigerator light either 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5275 Life after a genetically modified, cloned human. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5276 Working nights has my sleep schedule all messed up. Can we do this in a couple hours? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5277 You forgot to check for peanuts. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5278 yeah no even I would not eat that 5 day old takeout from the corner deli” - Ghost of the Grubhubs Pas 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5279 Been a while since I've joined you for munchies 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5280 The FDA doesn't recommend this. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5281 I’d tell you that the potato salad’s old and a sea of bacteria, except that I’m here… so it’s too late. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5282 Your inner voice may be saying no, but, I, as your outer body, says "go for it!" 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5283 I told you there was a coin shortage. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5284 You shouldn’t have gone for that after midnight meatloaf . 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5285 Damn, these out of body, pandemic-induced hallucinations are getting worse... 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5286 I’m the ghost if midnight snacks future. Eat what you’re thinking about and you’re going to weigh 275. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5287 As your inner literary agent I have to inform you…. You already polished off the Last of the Mohicans; try the Grapes of Wrath 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5288 You will be visited tonight by three bouts of acid reflux. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5289 The ghost of Covid pounds gained says, “Food can’t solve loneliness. Close the fridge door.” 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5290 I'm just subbing for the other two tonight and I say "Go for it" and this will just be between the two of us. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5291 You might want to think again about the leftover shrimp. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5292 I told you, you’re out of milk! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5293 No salami with cheese, it gives you gas. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5294 Self raising. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5295 Yelp recommends the roast beef followed by the choclate cake. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5296 Calories consumed at night don't count-just look at me. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5297 Yes, I'm sure you're still allergic to that. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5298 I tried the specially aged brie, but on the whole I wouldn't recommend it. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5299 Ok, just float away to an airplane and get a ride to San Francisco! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5300 I’m your kitchience 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5301 Try drifting off to a podcast, instead? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5302 Don't do it Dave....the milk is passed expiration 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5303 I’m the ghost of sleepwalking future: the burrito IS bad! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5304 Can you pass the Miracle Whip? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5305 I am the ghost of Thanksgiving an hour and ten minutes from now. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
5306 I’m your Self-Control, but I promise not to say a word for the rest of that leftover cheesecake. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5307 Only your ghost can tell you who you are when you're hungry. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5308 I wear the robe I forged in life. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5309 What did you think an out-of-body experience was going to be like? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5310 Don't listen to her. Leave the door open 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5311 Easy on the light mayo on mine. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5312 Why did you leave your feast with King Henry VIII? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5313 This is your future self who has still not stopped eating night snacks 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5314 You’re supposed to alight on my shoulder whispering good advice; what kind of muse shows up flying around unshaven in a bathrobe 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5315 I tried to get here as fast as I could. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5316 The vaccine was fine.. its your government you need to worry about" 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5317 I lived life to the fullest! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5318 Don't go into the light Darren! Don't go into the light !!! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5319 Lady first 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5320 Are you sure you want another slice of that pizza, Fun Guy? 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5321 Ha, looks like we BOTH got the late night snack itch. I used my superpowers fly to KFC. Sorry you cannot fly like me. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5322 I'd strongly recommend anything but the pâté. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5323 I’ve logged over 20 hours on my meditation app, I’m really only accepting visits from the ghost of Christmas present” 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5324 Fun fact, it’s actually pronounced “how-da” cheese 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5325 And that's when I knew I had to stop it with the midnight snacking. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5326 Take the Mornay and run! 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
5327 Repeat after me: R.E.M. stands for Rapid Eating Movement. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5328 I'm you - right after that deviled egg sandwich. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5329 Oh hi Rick, just came back to finish my holy cheese 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5330 I recommend the root beer float 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5331 Jim, as your alter ego, I am here to insist you quit the midnight snacks. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5332 Yea... you're gonna want to toss that chicken... 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5333 Oh, I”m the angel of late night temptations. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5334 It's amazing, when you open the fridge our lights come on 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5335 I'm the ghost of your first midnight snack — the twin you ate in the womb. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5336 All I did was pray to be able to Zoom 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
5337 Don't become me. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5338 She ate the last chocolate pudding cup,Frank. Kill her. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5339 Huh! Turns out, time really is a flat circle. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5340 Turns out God doesn't care if you rob an Olive Garden! Get out there and live it up! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5341 Any angel hair pasta leftover for me? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5342 Look, I don't wanna freak you out or anything, but you reallllly might want to reconsider this late night snack, and just throw away that leftover meatloaf. It's bad....trust me. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5343 r/thefridgelight 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5344 I hadn't realized how much weight I'd lost during the pandemic. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5345 I am your heartburn's past. Come with me to rethink those leftovers! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5346 You eat one thing out of the fridge and you are going to die. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5347 I am your ghost of the future. Do not, I say DO NOT eat that Junior’s cheesecake. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
5348 Hi Alter. It' s me, Ego. Reach back in there and fetch me that chicken leg will ya buddy? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5349 The bratwurst. Don't eat the bratwurst. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5350 Hi, I'm past you. You put the ice cream 'way back behind the frozen vegetables. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5351 I saw you masturbating. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5352 Covvvvvvid 19 Covvvvvvvid 19 I am the ghost of the 19 lb Covid weight gain! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5353 Leave the door open. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5354 You will hate yourself in the morning 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5355 The vegan enchiladas are delicious but they might make you a bit gassy 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5356 Trust me the fish is no good anymore 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5357 There's only one slice and I deserve to have it I'm still living. Not over my dead body! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5358 I moment on the lips a lifetime……never mind we both know your gonna eat something. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5359 Hey, i'm you from the future. You'll be come back 5 minutes later and that dry carrot would like more tasteful 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5360 Your Marriage is over 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5361 Please stop buying from these fly by night companies...s 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5362 when that one extra donut from earlier comes back to haunt you... 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5363 They told me this out of body experience would open the doors of perception 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5364 I am the ghost of your future diets 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5365 Go ahead. Anything you want as obviously you don't have much time. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5366 lets not snack lets make it a healthy hardy meal and continue the diet in the morning 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5367 I'm your better angel. Don't do it! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5368 I am the Ghost of Keto Present. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5369 Trade yah? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5370 Tonight we're featuring the avocado toast and tuna casserole from this afternoon. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5371 ''Whale bars are in the freezer!'' 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5372 The FDA and CDC have approved AFC, my Angel Food Cake, to protect you from COVID. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5373 Do try the yummy, light as air soufflé. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5374 I just read page 25 of the CIA's Gateway Report 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5375 Pro tip - the fourth donut is one too many! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5376 Steer clear of the cauliflower. They made me gassy. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5377 Don’t look at me like that. I just want food. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5378 You really should try that light cream cheese! It's amazing! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5379 You need to start thinking the needs of your etheric body, too. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5380 I get high when I snack with a friend. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5381 I think you should cut back on the late night snacks, bloating is getting worst 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
5382 I'm the ghost of diets past and I'm here to tell you that diets are overrated. Enjoy it guilt-free!" 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5383 No judgement, I’m unconscious too. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5384 I thought were were still Astral Projecting”? “I’m multitasking! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5385 I guess your stomach has more will than your spirit 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5386 I say this with complete sincerity: You’re fat. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5387 You really shouldn't have eaten that particular brownie earlier. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5388 I recommend something light, but avoid the beans. Too gassy. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5389 Good evening,I'm your NOOM buddy. 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
5390 Good to see you - Why not make us a martini? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5391 Trust me,your choices should only be between the chocolate cake or the tiramisu. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5392 No, I’m the ghost of yogurt past. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5393 let's split anything but the egg salad 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5394 Ah, I remember the good old days, midnight snacks. That's what got you, me killed. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5395 I had a dream that I am slept and he is awake. خواب دیدم که من در خواب و او بیدار 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
5396 You heading back to bed, or are we done for the night? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5397 Whatever you decide to pick, I beg of you, we do not need anymore of those special brownies! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5398 Go ahead, grab that Mayo. I’ll regret it if you don’t. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5399 I am the ghost of fridges past. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5400 Recognize me? I'm your ghost of vanished vitamins. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5401 Hi, I’m the ghost of future indigestion… 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5402 You may think you're dreaming, but I actually am. This diet is driving me crazy! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5403 I'm the ghost of chicken present, future and definitely gone past it's expiration date. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5404 Remember. Nothing's good after 2:00 AM. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5405 How about some cheese? Big brother is watching over you 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5406 I am the ghost of Fridge Raids past. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5407 This is you going to the afterlife if you reach for the mayo. 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
5408 Avoiding food late at night has made me feel a lot lighter 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5409 You’re probably right but it just might 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5410 that cheesecake is expired…but i think it’s worth it 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5411 Bit of advice... Just toss the egg salad 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5412 Midnight fridge choices have consequences. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5413 Just one more milkshake and you’ll be flying like me! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5414 It makes you lighter, not heavier, so go for it! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5415 Frank, I am the ghost of Cannelloni past. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5416 I’m your fat angel. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5417 Deadass, the edibles are hitting. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5418 The cake may give you heartburn, but the brownies will get you high. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5419 Sorry for the late notice, but the meatloaf went off. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5420 Actually, I'm not your conscience, Stan; just your levitating long-lost twin. Now, how about we split that leftover paella? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5421 Quick advice, don’t drink the milk… 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5422 No sausages please, you are the last life of us that remains. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5423 I'm the ghost of don't eat last year's cranberry sauce. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
5424 Yo, non spirit body, it's me, ya boi 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5425 Treat yourself before its to late stupid 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5426 Was it three slices of garlic bread you had with your second serving of lasagna tonight, Brian? Or was it four? I think it was four, Brian. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5427 I’d like another serving of upside down cake! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5428 Yeah, Bro. I confess…it was me who ate half of the pineapple upside down cake! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5429 Keep hardening your arteries. The spread up here is to die for. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5430 Turns out you CAN take it with you - Go for the Kung Pao 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5431 I've heaven sent so save some Angel cake! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5432 Hold on, it's my favorite activity: standing around the fridge testing an holographic impersonation. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5433 The rest of the quadruplets are on their way. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5434 Don't drink the water! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5435 Hey Mack, got any Angel Food Cake left? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5436 The tinder date you ghosted finally moved on! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5437 Oh, no, it's just me. Past, present, future: it's all just a whole lot of this. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5438 Fourteen million, six hundred and five.” “How many did I not eat the cold pizza?” “One. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5439 Hooo! Im the spirit of midnight. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5440 Do we still have the chocolate cereal? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5441 Nope, no warning. I'm just here for anything you don't eat. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5442 You know what they told you about eating at night? Just ignore them 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5443 Am I dreaming, or am I really going for a midnight snack? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5444 I am the ghost of weight watchers past,do you really want to eat that leftover chocolate mousse? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5445 Here’s an off the wall suggestion: ”Eat more tofu!” 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5446 Nah, don't worry about it; and if there's another cold beer, I'd love it. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5447 De Night Flyer 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5448 Just FYI that chicken’s a little off. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5449 Fred knew his diet was going well when his fridge began to see ghosts. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5450 I guess that container of stew from last week probably isn’t still good, is it? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5451 Yes, even ghosts need an occasional midnight snack! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5452 Please my soul, here you can stay cold also during the night time 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5453 Don't even consider the beans. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5454 Out-of-body? No, this is an out-of-mayo experience. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5455 If you want to sleep, don't drink the red energy drink 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5456 Now I will show you why no one will show up to the funeral 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5457 I'm your alter ego come to tell you to cut out snacking; you're fat. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5458 Ham is not fresh enough 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5459 I usually time this better. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5460 Weight loss, yes! But this? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5461 I promise, I told the clone people to make me look like a sexy fairy. Sorry 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5462 Here a tip: it’s the leftovers 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5463 Do you have anything that is organic, gluten free, low carbs, low fat, no nuts, no sugar, mo preservatives, and non-GMO. Can't be too careful. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5464 These midnight-snacks are really killing our diet... 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5465 Lookin for the midnight snack of Christmas past eh fella? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5466 Despite the expiration date, it still looks good to me 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5467 I am the ghost of your healthier-self paaast, close the fridge and go baaaack to bed 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5468 I am the Ghost of Christmas present, you really don't wanna do that. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5469 You can ignore me for now, I’m just practicing for the holiday season. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5470 Try the veal,I’ll be here all week. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
5471 You think I could eat chocolate cake and do this? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5472 Drat! Are you my food conscience in disguise? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5473 don’t eat the leftover tuna, it is deadly 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5474 Stop mocking me. You don't understand how hard it is to lose weight. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5475 I’m the ghost of fifteen minutes from now come to warn you — take two piece of pie. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5476 No, you weren't dreaming, I can fly. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5477 I am the ghost of snacking past, reminding you what goes past your lips shows up on your hips.... 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5478 Trust me, the tiramisu is to die for. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5479 No, not the ghost of Christmas future. Just in the mood for ghost chicken. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5480 I'm the Ghost of Midnight Future with the gentle warning to avoid the swordfish in cream sauce. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5481 I'm the ghost of cold cuts after 10 p.m. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5482 Go ahead and eat whatever you damn well please now!! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5483 Sure, it's kind of an extreme form of weight loss, but 100% effective. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5484 This is your anti-therapist - let's fix you a late-night snack! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5485 And mayo, put lots of mayo on it!. In the morning you won't remember a thing. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5486 It's gonna be ok for the last time... tonight. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5487 I visit you five times a day” @shaykhazharnasse 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5488 Don't eat the soup. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5489 Don't drink the milk. It's spoiled. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5490 Ok so are you going to eat that cheese? I've been floating for too long. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5491 I am your dietary angel. Eat everything that has a "use by date" of a week from today. It is better to be fed and safe than hungry and unsure. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5492 You want some pickles fred? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5493 hmm maybe I will give Sam and Dean Winchester a call. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5494 You look just like me, except one piece of cake fatter. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5495 Hey buddy! You're gonna wanna lay off the carbs, mkay? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5496 The cheesecake! Absolutely. Look at the sell-by date. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5497 I am the ghost of heartburn future; Don't Do it! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5498 Act now, ask questions later. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5499 Hi dude did you forget, it is time for our zoom meeting 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5500 Trust me. That last hunk of cheesecake? To die for! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5501 SEEING YOUR PENIS IS OVERRATED 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5502 I thought floaters were dead people in the sea. What are you doing in my kitchen? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5503 Don't mind me - I'm just your conscience 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5504 Watch out for that hummus, it’ll give you wicked awful gas. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5505 Hurry, fill your pockets. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5506 You're out of Red Bull, by the way. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5507 i got vaccinated and the virus still killed me, so please go spread love and stop the hate and divide… eat the tiramisu, i will enjoy it vicariously through you ✌️❤️” #peace #love #peaceandlove #onelove #stophating #united #vaccinatedgettingsick #weareallinthesameboat #maskssavelives #masks4al 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5508 When your subconscious decides it’s time to be more proactive… 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5509 I’d recommend tonight’s special. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
5510 Go for the angel food cake. No cholesterol! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5511 I am the ghost of midnight snacks past and I will attest to your past indigestion. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5512 I am the ghost of last night's cheesesteak. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5513 Anything I can get you for dinner tonight? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5514 Just a friendly reminder that THIS is why you've turned into a fat lazy slob! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5515 That's right. I'm your conscience and I'm hungry. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5516 I may be your conscience, but I refuse to recommend the cucumber and kale smoothie. Paul Harrington Toronto 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5517 I’ll have one for my baby, and one more for the road! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5518 I'm the Ghost of Columbus Day Yet to Come - don't touch the Pumpkin Gnocchi! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5519 You're going to regret eating that leftover egg salad in a few days, believe me. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5520 Guess you're eating for two! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5521 The problem is in thinking of them as parallel universes. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5522 Take a good hard look at the date on the mayo. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5523 Go back to sleep, the cake has been eaten. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5524 Why, what a well organized refrigerator you have 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5525 I’m the ghost of rotten food. The pain wasn’t worth it. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5526 Night Light. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5527 A midnight snack requires angelic advice. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5528 We ate the cheese. It does not go well. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5529 Perfect! Your phone will be nice and cold in the morning. Now let’s go order underwear that’s a few sizes too small for you on the internet before this Ambien kicks in. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5530 I’m the ghost of late night snack future, tonight’s chicken is the right choice. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5531 You’re not hungry. You’re just bored. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5532 You can ignore me for the moment, I am your guilt conscience ghost. I usually wait for you to binge enough without hesitation, before I come to haunt you. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5533 Look behind the low-cal mayonnaise jar…. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5534 I must be having an out-of-ketchup out-of-body experience! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5535 That jar of mayonnaise is to die for! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5536 Yes,I’d rather have an into the body experience. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5537 It’s uncanny that you know when I want some cake! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5538 A flying dream would work better for your weight-loss program. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5539 I think it is the new Lite Mayonnaise, try it. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5540 Let's split a Dagwood Sandwich. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5541 I am your conscience. You need to lose 5 pounds so close that refrigerator and return to bed! 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5542 Eat now, Sam. When you're dancing with the angles, it's Yom Kippur forever. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5543 Would WW want you to go there? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5544 Well if it isn't my twin brother Norton.....hey that's what took me out baby brother! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5545 See George there IS mayonnaise…it IS a wonderful life… 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5546 You know, when the dan dan noodles come out, liminality is over. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5547 Go ahead...you have been on a diet all week. Now, have some food for your soul. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5548 The last thing that went through his mind before he landed painfully in the sink was: 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5549 I am your good angel Resist the food. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5550 I am you better angel cautioning you to stay away from saturated fats 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5551 - Hold on, the milk has expired. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5552 That weight-losers diet worked for me. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5553 You know, for once, devil on your should and I agree: You can have your angel food cake and eat it, too. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5554 Hi, Eb. I'm the Ghost of Midnight Snacks Past. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5555 Death holds no snacks for me. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5556 Homage to Ernst Barlach Der Schwebende (The Suspended) 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5557 This is your conscience speaking: Stop snacking. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5558 I’m the ghost of ketones passed. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5559 I'm the ghost of last night, the cheesecake is over 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5560 I know you “Did your own research,” but the horse paste is not going to help you. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5561 In fourteen minutes, we’ll fall back one hour so none of this will count. Ready, set, ice cream! 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5562 I’d recommend the salad 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5563 You can only wish flatulence looked and felt this way." 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5564 Hey pal - I'm the Ghost of Heart Attack yet to Come. Ya might wanna lay off on the midnight bologna and mayo. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5565 You should go into the office early, you dreary corporate stooge. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5566 I’m your future self five minutes from now. Don’t do it 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5567 Try the pettifores they are very light. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5568 I am the 2 am food fairy: Look but do not touch! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5569 Donald Trump sent me. He wants wants the burgers. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5570 Don’t listen to that guy! Get the angel’s food cake! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5571 Hungry? I'm feeling cannelloni right now. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5572 Hey bro, I got picked for the Mars trip! Blastoff is in an hour--How about a quick lunch? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5573 You Light up my Life... " But please explain again how that works when I leave this Life... door closed, my story don 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5574 I am the soul of fridge...What would you like to eat? 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5575 I think the egg salad was bad, I’m gassy and you’re hallucinating. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5576 I won't tell anyone. If you let me mayonnaise from the jar. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5577 Save a piece of the chocolate cake for me—I promise not to tell!” Jeffrey Manly Toronto,O 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5578 Try the chopped liver with lots of mayo and cream cheese. To die for. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5579 bring the chicken too i can barely feel my stomach 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5580 I recommend the chocolate mousse. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5581 Go for it! I won't make a bit of difference! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5582 Herb,I told you how head over heels I het about your meatloaf and gravy 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5583 Skip the Skippy and you'll feel light as air ! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5584 Take it from the ghost of your gastrointestinal future—don’t eat the week-old egg salad. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5585 Can you hand me the oat milk? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5586 Jerry, the leftovers are a trap! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5587 Have you come to kill me Peter? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5588 Yes, them leftovers are still there! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5589 Yeah, you probably shouldn’t eat that. Trust me, We end up figuring it out why. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5590 Think how our cat feels. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5591 I am the ghost of x-mass yet to come. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5592 I'm you from 1996. Do my robe, pants and slippers look familiar? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5593 Astral projection means not having to choose between chocolate cake and leftover fried rice 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5594 Well, I thought the opposite until I ate the apple. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5595 I’m you, from 1 hour in the future. Forget about the pastrami! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5596 I'm you in the future, after you decide to eat that really old angel food cake 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5597 Even if I'm a figment of your imagination, I’m still hungry.” 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5598 I'm the ghost of three pizzas from now. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5599 Whooooohooo… I’m the ghost of Christmas future! Don’t eat the pate… And remember to put the bins out… 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5600 Looking for me?” said the toast fairy 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5601 I thought you switched to decaf 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5602 Maybe don't try the fizzy lifting drink. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5603 Yes, I am your conscience speaking...Eat what you want right now and you can start a healthier diet in the morning. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5604 Now I am here, you won't be in the dark about your diet. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5605 . “Did you buy lite yogurt?”. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5606 Oh gosh, silly me, always forgetting to close the fridge before I astral project 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5607 86 the pickles. They expired a year ago.” contes 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5608 Can I get some of that moon milk? It's to die for! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5609 Ebby, I am the ghost of leftover meatloaf past… 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5610 I am the Ghost of Cholesterol Yet to Come 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5611 Not good, not bad, just the Angel of your leftovers. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5612 Inception. PG Rating 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5613 What are you so worried about? Is it cus we’re dressed the same? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5614 Believe me, you want to stay away from the leftover crab cakes. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5615 Marc and I recommend the borscht. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5616 The Thai leftovers have gone off. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5617 You must be going off your diet, or you would not raid the icebox at midnight! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5618 I hid the milk in the back 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5619 Fair warning, last week’s tacos aren’t good anymore. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5620 I'm the spirit of tomorrow morning, when you'll wish you had saved the leftover spaghetti to go with your eggs and coffee. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5621 Remember, eat light. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5622 Hey, grab me some of the immaterial milk, would ya? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5623 Take my word, those leftover cream puffs are still lighter than air. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5624 kv oh gfgx GA xzzd dc 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5625 Your better angels recommend the tripe. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5626 Just dropped in (to see what condition my condition was in) Kenny Rogers and the First Edition by Mickey Newbury 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5627 I’ll go set the table, Todd. Make sure you prepare enough for two. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5628 Try the guilt-free chocolate cake. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5629 Your Bad Rodney can't help you--he's still in a sugar coma. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5630 We’ve decided on your thought process tonight. The topics will mostly cover your ambition for an impractical future. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5631 Let’s get this dead” 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5632 You won’t find answers in there. May as well indulge your munchies though. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5633 Edibles.. edibles.. edibles.. hmm.. did you check the medicine cabinet? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5634 In this simulation we don’t do midnight snacks 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5635 \As your higher self, my supreme advice is to go for it while you can. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5636 Think twice before making a Peter Pan and jelly midnight snack! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5637 Remember to stay away from the hard cheeses...they fill you with gas! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5638 I just dropped in to drop a word in your ear about your bad eating choices. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5639 it’s hectic 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5640 Remember me? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5641 Don’t mind me, the “Ghosts of diets pasts” is trying to teach me a lesson. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5642 You’re eating our feelings. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5643 I wouldn’t recommend the leftovers 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5644 Trust me…the roast beef has gone bad! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5645 Hurry and grab the lemon meringue icebox pie before the shoulder angel gets here. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5646 That food is not gonna eat itself.... 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5647 I'm the ghost of you in 5 minutes, that milk has turned. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5648 I am the ghost of munchies past. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5649 I am the ghost of leftovers past. The happiness they give costs a fortune. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5650 While you’re at it can I have some of the leftover Chinese 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5651 You may want to rethink that eighth serving of mashed potatoes and gravy, buddy. I am the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come…! 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
5652 As the ghost of snacks yet to come, I urge you to avoid the eggs. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5653 Late-night snacking doesn't justify looking down on yourself, but eating carbs is another story. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5654 Remember John you promised me-- your conscience-- that you would never eat cake again in the middle of the night: Vipin Bery, Toronto vipin.bery@gmail.com 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5655 The leftovers have gone bad but they're still still unfinished business 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5656 Remember those three words I spoke when you were our 38-year-old self? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5657 I'm not sure what kind of reaction you were expecting, but I just watched a video of the Taliban riding a carousel, so honestly this isn't even the weirdest thing I've seen today. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5658 Hey. Close that door. Have the angel food cake instead. It is heavenly. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5659 Charlie, Charlie, I am the Ghost of Cardiac Infarction.... your infarction 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5660 Yeah, beans and broccoli usually give me gas, but this is really different. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5661 go back to sleep,you're not hungry,you're bored 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5662 I am the ghost of leftovers past. Take heed! The egg salad has gone bad. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5663 Of course I'm real. I'm the one dreaming this whole scenario. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5664 I am you from ten minutes before. The kitchen tiles would have been a little cold, so it's good you put on your slippers. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5665 A snack to follow your edible? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5666 The leftover tacos are rancid but it was worth it. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5667 I'm the Ghost of Snacking Present, and I say go for it. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5668 Nevermind Nirvana, let’s finish that Vindaloo and embrace the dukkha 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5669 „Hi Walter, I am just returning from the new SpaceX mission.“ 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5670 Are you the ghost of late night snacking pasts? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5671 Eat all the leftovers!!! Nobody's gonna know…… "They're gonna know."…."How would they know??" 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5672 We can't keep meeting like this. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5673 I ate all the cheese last midnight snack, tom, only uncooked ingredients for you muhahaha."-past Tom's ghos 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5674 I’m your Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come: don’t try aunt Sheila’s mushroom risotto if you want to be around for New Year’s Eve 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5675 Yes its me, the consciousness you are buring down with those cake 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5676 I'm the ghost of waistline future - put down the ice cream. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5677 Have the cheesecake, it won’t kill you 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5678 You don't wanna end up like me, huh? DON'T EAT THE ICE CREAM. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
5679 I told you not to eat all that cheese before turning in for the night. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5680 Baloney, Baloney, oh Beautiful Baloney! 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5681 I’m telling you- eat the carbs, it doesn’t matter. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5682 I am the Ghost of Christmas Future - 2021 Covid version 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5683 Good news...chocolate cake is actually good for you. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5684 If you can hear me, hear this--Cut out beer and start exercising immediately. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5685 Be careful of the extra light cottage cheese. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5686 the cheesecake ts calling 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5687 Hi! We're back for a snack! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5688 The meaning of our life? Pass me that pastrami and we'll talk. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5689 Try the mushrooms. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5690 me when yogurt 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5691 Yes...salted butter tastes so much better but I have seen the other side....and your daughter keeps telling the Big Guy you should not be let in! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5692 The committee of one. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5693 Wait up ! Can we do this together? We’ll dream better if I get my snack on 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5694 Awww…Let me take one more look… 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5695 It's a modern Hindenburg disaster. Oh the humanity! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5696 Gloves and hair net back on Dave, the Health Department’s inspecting all Ghost Kitchens tomorrow. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5697 The fridge magnet works like a charm 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5698 Past, future, present every Christmas is the same 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5699 The waiter was right. The cheesecake was ‘out of this world.’ 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5700 Try the lite beer. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5701 Have anything for weight loss? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5702 The egg salad you're about to eat looks ok but turns out to be a bad idea. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5703 I'm the only Guardian Angel we've got,buddy! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5704 I said, “I am the ghost of diabetes future.” Hands off that pie. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5705 You ate the last slice of cake before you went to bed. It's not a starfish. The cake doesn't regenerate its slices back... no matter how many times you open and close the door. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5706 Careful with the gas in the whipped cream dispenser. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5707 Trust me, don’t drink the milk. You have no idea what Santa Claus can do. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5708 Yes,the left over souffl 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5709 I guess you’re not ready. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5710 If anyone asks, your neighbor dog never kept you awake. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5711 As the ghost of Midnight Cravings Future, I urge you - the acid reflux is not worth it. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5712 Don’t eat the ravioli, it’s not good anymore 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5713 The Angel Delight does exactly what it says on the tin. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5714 Close it. Turns out “Eat the rich” was literal. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5715 I am the ghost of midnight snack’s past. are you sure you want to eat that? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5716 Hi, I'm Mr. Clone and I'll have that fridge spic'n'span in a flash." 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5717 Your other you feels strongly that you should avoid any foods that would put you into hot air balloon territory. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5718 Well, you did say, "Feel free to drop in any time!" 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5719 I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5720 Don't bother with the sandwich, just go for the sliced cheese and meet. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5721 If you eat those leftovers, I will no longer be able to levitate like this. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5722 No, no, no! This will not be an out of body experience! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5723 Try adding cheese 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5724 Have a bite of that brownie and you can fly like I do! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5725 What was the movie, Bruce?" Die Hard 27: an hungry man 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5726 Either lower your cholesterol… or this is you in six months…!! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5727 YThanks ou still have time for ice cream. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5728 As your conscience, I can't stop you from cheating but I can laugh my ass off. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5729 LET YOUR CONSCIENCE BE YOUR GUIDE! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5730 No, your better self is not required to socially distance and no, a peanut butter and jelly roll is not one of your five a day. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5731 Christmas Past? No, I'm the Ghost of Use-by Date Passed. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5732 Don’t forget to check the use by date 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5733 I’d go for the left-over pizza, but you didn’t hear it from me 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5734 i am the ghost of late night snacks that kept you awake till dawn. beware of the cheese! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5735 And such small portions. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5736 Come on now, close that door, we can barely tie our robe belt 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5737 I'm your future self Jeff that soup did hit the spot real hard I tell ya 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5738 Life changes, condiments stay the shame 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5739 Put a fork in me. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5740 Yes, I'm here to promote a low-carb diet. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5741 Go ahead , is full of Jenny Craig food. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5742 Try the tapioca. It's heavenly. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5743 Remember last time you ate this food and went back to sleep last time? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5744 I'm you, flying. What's for breakfast? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5745 My advice? Don't ignore the expiration dates. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5746 I’m the ghost of heartburn’s past 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5747 Caption-the foodie ghost inside you 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5748 Real mayonnaise,right? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5749 No more sleepwalking snacking since I switched to Airbian. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5750 I feel a little lightheaded after dinner. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5751 Of course there's a Ghost of Midnight Snacks. Who do you think finished the leftover meatloaf? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5752 You're dead AND you want whole milk? Surely NON-fat milk is more appropriate! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5753 Just a glass of milk so I can earn my wings. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5754 Did you remember to order Parmesan Cheese? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5755 ‘That’s right Dave, you changed your mind remember?’ 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
5756 So, I guess we now know what was in the chocolate 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5757 The shredded cheese is in the bottom, left drawer. You can find it! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5758 Note down my Food Order and Deliver me to Heaven 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5759 Pass over the yoghurt and go straight for the creme pie. Take it from me, it makes less of a difference than they say. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5760 The Red Bull will only help you stay up. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5761 Don't eat the Boston Cream Pie, it'll weigh you down, just saying. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5762 Never eat something from the fridge that has gone purple, it'll haunt you 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5763 This is your evil spirit saying'screw your cholesterol! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5764 Go ahead and eat the ham. It will only add weight to your weak-willed, voracious self--which is me, of course. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5765 Ok so real quick: there's a Malkovich door in the fridge, I found it, and now I'm going to Malkovich you (who is me) and walk through the door again and then I am going to be in this loop just tripping balls with like a million of us. Grab a beer. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5766 Say, I’ll have a ham sandwich with a glass of milk, just like old times. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5767 Anything in there for me that's yummy enough for me to leave you alone? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5768 Stay the Raid! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5769 Psst…Don’t be surprised if the cake is gone. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5770 Stay away from the cold cuts. They will literally kill you. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5771 The cake is right there behind the helium 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5772 I'll have a piece of that angel food cake in there...with ice cream, if you wouldn't mind 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5773 Not time to be body surfing I am hungry 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5774 Just so you know, the angel food cake it literal. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5775 I didn't take the vaccine and you can join me 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5776 You really are a Beautiful Dreamer. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5777 Sorry Melvin, no pastrami allowed at this hour. Try again tomorrow. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5778 Are you just going to stand there, or you are going to pass some food MAN! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5779 Brother? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5780 Violets are blue,roses are red. Eat what you want. You 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5781 I am the ghost of refrigerator's past " "Don't eat the green stuff !!!! It's not a good sign 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
5782 Are there any gluten free options? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5783 No worries, she's gone now. You can finally sleep again.... 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5784 Eat more of the marshmallows. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5785 If you’re looking for that leftover cherry pie from dinner, I hid it for us behind the carrots in the crisper drawer. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5786 It's true. Hot water makes ice cubes faster than cold water. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5787 Your prayer has been answered...hope you like angel food cake. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5788 You summoned me, master? I, the genie of the midnight snack mayonnaise jar is here to grant us three sandwiches. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5789 That week old cheese loaf looks really good. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5790 Guess what I'm going to say, pal. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5791 I hope your midnight snack doesn’t include ghost peppers. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5792 Anymore tonight and this is where you will be in the morning. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5793 The double chocolate fudge cashew butter caramel cookies & cream egg custard cheesecake is Heavenly! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5794 I'd tell you that the bread is moldy, but it looks like you know. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5795 It’s the leftovers that do it… 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5796 Hi I’m the ghost of diet’s past 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5797 Something keeping you up? Me too. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5798 If you stay awake long enough, your inner voice makes an outer appearance! 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5799 that’s not organic 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5800 yup that’s exactly what will happen 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5801 I'm on duty while your wife's visiting her mom. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5802 I’m the ghost of your 3am future. I suggest avoiding the leftover sausage pizza. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5803 Don’t worry, this decision isn’t going to kill you. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5804 This why the only hair on our head is shaved off every morning. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5805 I'm the ghost of you in the future here to remind you that that milk's gone off, and also you are extremely lactose intolerant. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5806 Something something met gala 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5807 Do you think I can't see me? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5808 Make that pastrami sandwich, the thought of it already lifts your spirits 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5809 Don't do it! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5810 I am the ghost of Christmas fast. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5811 Wooooooo..I am the ghost of reflux past...BURRRP!!!..’scuse me. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5812 Beware the leftover salmon bisque. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5813 Go ahead, eat the last piece of cheesecake, nobody in THIS house will ever notice! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5814 Tonight whip cream, tomorrow whip day for dream. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5815 Do you ever think about my needs? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5816 We’re out of those mushrooms! - Then take anything lightweight! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5817 Yeah, I know what I look like. But I’m still gonna eat this pie. Nice try, guardian angel! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5818 Bert decided to give the latest diet trend a try 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5819 DREAMING OF THIRDS, EH NEIGHBOR? . . ." 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5820 ‘I’d give the chicken a miss’ 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5821 Better not. Snacking this late brings nightmares. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5822 You can still get the perfect astral body in seven simple steps. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5823 Welcome to the cold meatloaf induced out-of-body-experience stage of life. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5824 Beware the sin of gluttony (and last week’s take-out)! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5825 No, you're not dead. It's Jeff, your identical twin brother. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5826 I am so grateful, Fairy GodFather, Linguini Pestoand all the trimmings. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5827 Can you pass me the leftover cake 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5828 You’re already dead inside.” 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5829 A snack sounds great! But nothing heavy! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5830 That Hospital next door is treating my Covid with Helium instead of Oxygen. It didn't cure me, but I did get awfully 'high'. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5831 I am the ghost of Leftovers Past, and I am here to warn you...do NOT eat the chicken marsala! But, I know you're going to eat it no matter what I say, so...see you soon! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5832 You wonder how you found all that weight you lost. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5833 Huh, uh, no way--I used to be 'mini-me! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5834 Hello. I’m from the foooood-ture 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5835 Hey, don't don't eat the poison in there! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5836 Don't worry about it...the health care plan up here is so much better. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5837 Try the " blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese" 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5838 *you shouldn’t have eaten that moldy bread ⚰️ 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5839 You have my permission to eat all the leftovers. But remember, you’ll be farting in bed! 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
5840 Try the Lite Mayo. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5841 Note to self: "Vaccine definitely gives you an out-of-body experience in Week 5." 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5842 "I'm the Ghost of Snacks Yet to Come!" 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5843 Man, I could smell those leftovers a mile away! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5844 I am the Ghost of Nightmares Caused By Refrigerator Raids Past. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5845 Believe me. If you eat Peter Pan Peanut Butter after midnight, you will turn into a Tinker Bell. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5846 I'm the ghost of diet future. Just eat the cake now, it'll be bad when you cave tomorrow morning. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5847 The health of all should have been my business. For now I must wear the chain of belly fat I scarfed in life. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5848 No, I'm not gonna stop you - it's not going to end up on my waist. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5849 Try the light Caesar dressing, sans salad! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5850 The sandwich with my name of it is mine. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5851 Enjoy it while you can. The pastrami in heaven is horrible. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5852 I am the ghost of feeding frenzies past. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5853 I know it might seem like a good idea right now, but don’t eat the whole jar of mayonnaise. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5854 I would suggest the vegan head cheese, but I hear they use preservatives. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5855 If you're trying to tell me I need to lose weight ... don't. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5856 So, we have to make another seat at the table?🙄 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5857 my legs are the meatiest part 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5858 If you’re going to eat in your sleep,at least try to make it a healthy snack 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5859 The ghost of the Christmas fast. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5860 That angel cake was amaising. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5861 Flon, I'll end my out of body experience for that. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5862 Leave the celery stalks; go for the layer cake! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5863 I'm you from the future, and I've come back to tell you that I already ate the leftover pie" 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5864 Did you forget we’re cutting out dairy after 2 am? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5865 It's called Moonwalking! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5866 Have another slice of cake,it 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5867 I am the ghost from Kitchen past 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5868 Not bacon, just a million dollar. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5869 I'm the ghost of myocardial infarctions past. Please eat the turkey instead of the cheesecake. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5870 If this keeps up Im going to lose my ability to stay aloft 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5871 Trust me, all I have now is a memory. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5872 It wouldn’t kill ya to lay off the gabagool ya know 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
5873 Cease fire. It’s just a woke person 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5874 I thought we agreed to finish our dream before snacking! Now we will Never know if we won that money!!! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5875 Neverland was fun thanks for asking! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5876 I am the ghost of winter past, stop eating so late 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5877 Don't worry about the expiration dates, this is ' The\Your Last Supper' ". " Submission 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5878 The left-over Chicken Tartare is heavenly. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5879 Are there any "Dreamsicles" left? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5880 I came back to stop you from eating the poisoned chocolate tart, but, by God, it was still worth dying for." 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5881 it happens every time I fart. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5882 Go ahead. As much as you eat, the sooner I¨ll be. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5883 I am the ghost of midnight snacks past here to warn you to not eat the old chicken salad! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5884 How did I get here? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5885 In coming mid night cravings alert! Slight delays... Pit stop for some fuel to get back to the clouds! . 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5886 You die doing what you love… eating handfuls of shredded cheese at 3 a.m. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5887 I’m the ghost of takeouts passed” 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5888 I'm the ghost of midnight snacks past. Stay away from the yogurt; you'll thank me tomorrow. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5889 There is only one true way to get at all thee contents. Consider to topple thy appliance 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5890 Oh my God the Spirits did it all in one night...well of course they can...stay focused--stay focused...ahem...don't eat the leftover pastrami... 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5891 Go ahead..eat all the cheese you want.. calories or lactose intolerance does not exist after midnight and before the sun comes up. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5892 I'm you, ten years in the future. I've come back to remind you to take the butter out before you toast the bread so that it reaches the proper consistency. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5893 I'll have the angel food cake thanks 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5894 -trust me, been dead is as bad to swallow as what killed us. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5895 He realized that sticking to his diet was now a matter of life and death 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5896 You know that milk is going to go right through you. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5897 I'm feeling the results of eating light and need after 6:00 pm. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5898 Weee the breeze!...Please close it SLOWLY so I don’t drop! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5899 Get the leftover soufflé, it’s still light and airy. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5900 I'm not the ghost of Christmas Present but the ghost of sad pandemic reality. As the spitting image of you, I'm here because it's time to rethink your next move and shut that fridge door. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5901 No matter what you choose,you 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5902 Close the fridge. You’re already into your second covid-15.” Erica Weingast, New York Cit 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5903 Don't you remember? It's Gouda. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5904 Hey! It may contain traces of nuts! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5905 I go with your name, ghost? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5906 - Please, go low carb so we can visit Paris this night! 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5907 I'm the spirit of your future. Close that door and go to bed! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5908 Doppelgängers have to eat, too. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5909 Close the door. Don't let me hanging! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5910 twins, one suspended by circus wire 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5911 The chicken is especially delicious. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5912 Got any Heavenly hash left? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5913 This is the ghost of visits past, You were here 5 minutes ago. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5914 . ‘ Looks like another Ambien kind of night’. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5915 don't worry about cholesterol, passed away for poisoning' 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5916 I’m what that “little angel on your shoulder” looks like after 29 years of consecutive midnight snacks…make sure you double the pastrami and pile on provolone. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5917 Before you wade in. Do you really want to look like me for the rest of eternity? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5918 wait...am I dreaming that I am sleep walking for a midnight snack ? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5919 Oh- so when you say a “light” snack, you are referring to the refrigerator light? 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
5920 Mother says to be sure and read the labels. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5921 I won’t tell anyone if you don’t! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5922 Me two! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5923 Anything but aerosol cheese, please. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5924 DO NOT DO IT! Just don’t! You are going to regret it right away and you know it!”...”OK,,I know you in a bad mood...so just two scoops of the icecream OK?”. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5925 At that moment, I had a clear understanding of who I was on a fundamental level. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5926 Incoming death fart 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5927 I told you these were the shadows of the things that have been... That they are what they are, do not blame me. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5928 You know that those pickles give us gas. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5929 Can you get me a pickle while you're in there? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5930 Looks like I am a bit early - hurry up and eat all those calories . Apologies- Stupidly I forgot my cowl and scythe 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5931 I might be biased, but I’d advice against eating that chicken… 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5932 Adam, just add a vegetable or fruit. And you may go back to Eden. With Pandora’s box closed, there are no sins. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5933 Eat all you want. Another pandemia is coming soon. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5934 Psst! Don't touch the tuna salad! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5935 SAD coming back into my life like... 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5936 i am your conscience, don't do it, i am your conscience, don't do it 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5937 There is no take out or delivery so bring everything. As As 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5938 That wedding cake is still SOOO good! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5939 Does someone need a midnight smack? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5940 I'm the ghost of late night snacks past. I'll cut to the chase -- stay away from the egg salad if you know what's good for you. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5941 Go for the “Dagwood”… It’s your last meal. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5942 Let me suggest that you lose 10 pounds through exercise and not from the effects of eating that casserole. 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
5943 Careful, now. That leftover cheesecake is what triggers our coronary. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5944 Devil me: Don't forget to fill the bowl above fridge with NO ITEM diet there in."😈 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5945 Happy hunger games, is it Halloween yet? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5946 This is your future self saying stay away from the leftover oyster plate. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5947 Don't eat the Salmon Mousse 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5948 Hi. I'm from the cryogenic preservation team of Cassata, Marzipan, and Fondant." 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5949 I would avoid the salmon mouse 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5950 Why didn’t they mention in “Fly me to the moon” that it’s not really from cheese? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5951 Snacking at 3:00 a.m. makes me a better person at 9:00 a.m., regardless of the presence of my guilty conscience micro-managing me. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5952 „Baloney!“ 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5953 Trust me. Pick the lo-cal option. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5954 Don't mind me. I just wanted to see your reaction to how organized the fridge is. Amazing, right?!?! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5955 Trust me; we might want to pass on that expired tuna salad. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5956 Don’t make that midnight omelette. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5957 I’m the ‘use by’ date genie. The Ghost of Christmas Past is WFH this week 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5958 Save some shit for me, asshole! 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5959 the view is great though 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5960 Avoid the containers in the back of the shelf 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5961 Ok so you will be shown on the heaven’s TV show, so let’s make sure you look fabulous while choking to death on that leftover sushi 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5962 I am so glad you got my call as I can't find the butter! 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5963 Here comes the Keto fairy! I brought chia seeds and coconut oil. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5964 Is your Guardian Angel runnin'?!" - Refrigerato 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
5965 I’m the Ghost of Midnight Snack Future 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5966 Only cold water this time. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5967 Make sure you use the contents before the expiration date. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5968 Go for it. Those height/weight standards are way too burdensome anyway. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5969 I've come back in time to tell you: don't eat the tuna. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5970 Ambien has been trying to reach you about your extended warranty. Is now a good time to hallucinate? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5971 Me? I'm the ghost of Future Indigestion... 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5972 ‘Christmas Future?’ Look, I’m the Ghost From Tomorrow Morning. If you want a Christmas Future, you’ll stay away from that seafood risotto! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5973 Welcome to the midnight kitchen! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5974 Well, I'm your great great granddad. Now how's about a tuna on rye?! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5975 I’m the Ghost of Pounds Past 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5976 I promised my diet coach I wouldn't set foot in the kitchen after 10 p.m. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5977 The caloric witching hour 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5978 what is the sense of this meal? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5979 When inspiration strikes at midnight after leaving you cold and alone throughout the workday. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5980 This dream is getting exciting...better eat some energy food. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5981 I'm you, from tomorrow; leave some cheese 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5982 Late night fatty snacks!? Nice. I was warned to get ready to start soon. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5983 We superheroes don't normally grab a quick bite... 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5984 Yeah, you’re gonna wanna stop eating at this hour.. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5985 I thought you said the soda was lightly aerated 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5986 meatloaf again? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5987 If you keep snacking each night, I won’t be up for this. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5988 The First Ghost Will Appear At Midnight 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5989 I’m your future ghost… probably you will be travelling and meeting people soon… 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5990 OK, but chocolate - imagine the irony? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5991 Tonight, I'll show you how to make a spooky salami sandwich. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5992 Hey, better stow some treats for tonight. Takes forever to get anything delivered up top these days... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5993 Counting calories always seems to get you back to sleep. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5994 Trust me, do NOT touch Joe's leftovers. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5995 Since food prices are so high… 1.0962 0.05668 52 49 1 2
5996 I am the ghost of Christmas past. Don't eat the ham that is still in there from Christmas of '86. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5997 Clive dint have milk too! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5998 This was the second time Paul had been ghosted by a dinner date this week. He wasn’t amused. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5999 So what if I am Superman? I can't let you alone have all that delectable lemon tart Mommy made for us. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6000 When you get back to bed, please remember not to think about anchovies and custard! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6001 Don't eat that cottage cheese. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
6002 that caption you're thinking about submitting isn't that cleaver 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6003 Having another out of body experience, without me? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6004 Howdy pal, I am your earthy angel 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6005 Just go with you gut NOT your glucose level" 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6006 I'm the ghost of groceries past "use-by" 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6007 If you didn't have so many midnight snacks, you wouldn't have a meta-physical. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6008 I came back from the great beyond to tell you Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6009 Hi, I suggest you throw out that four week old chicken pot pie on the bottom shelf. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6010 I am the ghost of Breakfast past. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6011 Didn't you see Mission Impossible ? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6012 Man, I wish I didn't have to wake you up. You just can't eat in dreams. Oh well. Make sure to put on extra mayo, ok? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6013 In the end, you don’t die of food poisoning so; go for your life with that aged prawn cocktail 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6014 'A night time fridgeitation' 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6015 Hey. enough of the Lite 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6016 Hey buddy! I’m the ghost of your near future. Your instincts are right. It ends up tasting so good! Glad I got here first. Ghosts from further in the future love to lie. Especially about the “physical and psychic toll” of nightly sugared mayo eggs. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6017 This is not a dream. The flying's by Foy. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6018 I am the ghost of leftovers past. I suggest you wait until the ghost of leftovers present gets here, the burritos are rather pungent. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6019 ¡Me voy a matar wee! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6020 I'm the Ghost of 30 Minutes In The Future. Trust me, don't gamble on that old pack of yogurt. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6021 It's too late,you've had your last meal 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
6022 Don’t do it. I’ve heard if you eat too much processed food it takes days from your life.... 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
6023 I’m you conscience, not an excuse to snack for two. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6024 Got any bacon? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6025 Hi, I'm the ghost of midnight snack present. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6026 The milk is going bad. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6027 I'm the ghost of refrigerator past reminding you your wallet and belly liked you better without midnight snacks. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6028 Hey, I’m your upstairs neighbor. I should probably get my floor fixed 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6029 Ghost of Modnight Repast. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6030 First one to fly is a rotten egg, literally. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6031 I am the ghost of kitchens past 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6032 What exactly goes in a Dagwood sandwich? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6033 Breakfast like a king. Lunch like a prince. Supper like a pauper. It's much too early for breakfast. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6034 I am YOU in Afterlife,, make your choicers in accordance, in respect, and with full knowledge that anti-acids are not available in the spiritual realm.. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6035 Your unconscious here to say “ this isn’t the time for cheesecake”. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6036 You can still make the Kiev with a new pound of chicken. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6037 The Monarchy is in need of some midnight Mac N Cheese ? and Milk all call shh It derives from Greek monarkhiā, from monarkhos, "monarch." Pass me the feta please. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6038 No, I'm not Peter Pan. I'm Ed Wynn! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6039 Can we change places please ? I so miss eating - just for the day ? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6040 Yea, that number in the expiration date is a "6" and not a "9." 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6041 Got milk?" Micky Grows U 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6042 I'm the ghost of pandemic future telling you to go easy on the shredded cheese 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6043 Your wife's soul sent me here to check your diet. I won't tell her the truth in exchange for some ice cream. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
6044 Mind if I join you? There is no “Midnight Snack” for spirits. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6045 Restaurant wasn't kidding about the out of body experience. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6046 Don't buy any more of that Light Milk 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6047 Don't do it, unless you want indigestion at 2 a.m. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6048 It all tastes the same 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6049 Ed was supposed to warn his past self not to eat the expired Pancetta but his penchant for practical jokes got the best of him. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6050 That pie was “to die for”! Just sayin…I am the Ghost of Christmas 2021 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6051 Do not touch the onions! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6052 Yes, you're dreaming. Also I ate the last piece of chocolate cake. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6053 Subconscious speaking, I'd go with both mayo and mustard. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6054 Told you those therapies wouldn’t work. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6055 Use the mustard Lukas. 1.0870 0.04495 69 65 2 2
6056 You're not dreaming. I am your double,and your other world is the kitchen. Have a snack. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6057 Hi, this is you from the future, may I offer some suggestions for your re-re-dessert? 1.0870 0.04495 69 65 2 2
6058 I would avoid the deviled eggs and go for the angel food cake 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6059 Sorry, that leftover dim sum is history. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6060 I'm dream walking; calorie doesn't count. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6061 It is the night My body's weak I'm on the run No time to sleep 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6062 Go ahead. Another triple IPA won't do any harm. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6063 Avoid the salmon, smelled fishy to me! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6064 The last meal. Choose your toppings wisely. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6065 Take my word for it—the cashew chicken's no longer okay to eat... 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6066 This isn't all I've seen you eat tonight. You silver-tongued devil you... 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6067 Just a heads-up: The rye bread definitely has ergot mold." 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6068 No need to worry about the Taliban, they’ve been taken care of. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6069 Trust me, the shrimp has gone bad. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6070 Where were uhh!! I was luking for u 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6071 Red bull gives you Vings!" Oh hi, vampire twin. Hungry? "No steak for me please 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6072 I could never find the chocolate sauce, - one life little mysteries, so I’m waiting to see if you do! Jody Kinsey Kinseyjody33@gmail.com Toronto, ONT 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6073 Since you bought that cheese, my weight's been fluctuating. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6074 The yogurt is past its sell-by date. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6075 Trust me: check the date on that Brie before you put tobasco on it 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6076 I am the ghost of your future jammer. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6077 We're getting carried away with the late night snacks. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6078 The triple chocolate fudge cake is moldy.” 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6079 The good news is you’re definitely going to want to go for that last piece of cake… 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6080 Your new fridge comes with a 'haunt yourself thin' hologram feature. Don't ear that. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6081 OH NO I'M GONNA HIT THE REGRIGTERATIOR AAAAAAaHHHHHHHHHHHH 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6082 Think of me less as your conscience and more as your midnight snack buddy. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6083 Not worth it! You’ll be coddling your gentle entrails all night. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6084 This is your guardian angel from health heaven. Be careful of your salt intake. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6085 Paramount Studios criticized for odd casting choice in upcoming “Firefly Man” franchise. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6086 ‘hello fridge light my old friend’ #ournewyorkercaption w/ @lauramemoli 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6087 I'm one of the better angels of your nature. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6088 Life is a beach. Ain't it? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6089 Think you really need a snack booster? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6090 Ha! Food won't fill the emptiness inside. Better stick to me. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6091 Oh, don’t worry, I’m just the ghost of the meals past. Specially, of that past cheescake. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6092 Glad I caught you, I wanted to talk to you about the color of your mailbox. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6093 I'm your good fairy, and I say go for the low fat yogurt and forget about that leftover meatloaf. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6094 I'm you from tomorrow morning. Don't eat the cheddar. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6095 I’m the of the Ghost of Cholesterol Present. I see you’ve learned nothing from the Spirit of Diabetes Past! Quick - grab my robe and come with me before the Ghost of Heart Disease appears. We have previous time before your arteries turn to stone! 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6096 Eat the block of cheese with the chocolate bar on top, I did. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6097 Harry ,I am the ghost of ‘cardiac failure’ don’t do it! 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6098 Hey, it's me. You, from like a week ago. You really messed it up. Oh, and don't eat sugar before bed. Anyway, sleep well! 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6099 Yes, the double chocolate fudge. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6100 You might as well go ahead and eat the ice cream. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6101 Ebenezer, as the ghost of Christmas repast, no one likes tofurkey. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6102 Raiding the fridge is not good... You know it and so do I. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6103 Our evening special is cottage cheese with pineapple. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6104 Just to be sure... What am I supposed to be, angel or devil? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6105 I’m the ghost of frozen yogurts past, I uh, wouldn’t if I were you. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6106 Dads when they see the milk is gone 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6107 « Go hehead take another slice of pound cake… it was worth it » 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6108 I am the ghost of snackipoos past! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6109 This frig is better suited for me than you! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6110 You are an angel!!! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6111 I wouldn’t eat that expired meat if I were you. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6112 Holy guacamole! (No pun intended) 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6113 On second thought, one more slice of that leftover pizza might actually hurt. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6114 Sweetie,they're all just searching for the Pandemic's silve 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6115 I’m looking at things with a new perspective! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6116 Cmon' now self, the dream was about opening a restaurant! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6117 🎶 Boogedy shoo-wop, bop, bop, badooga-do. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6118 I said let’s have an out-of-body with J Lo, not Jello… 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6119 Calling yourself back after an astral projection 1.0706 0.03257 85 80 4 1
6120 Avoid the saturated fats. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6121 Today? Did you realize what you've been looking for in that fridge, today? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6122 This is what's possible if you lay off the cheesecake. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6123 Hello - I’m the Ghost of Harold’s Future. Don’t eat the leftover sushi. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
6124 You've already checked it twice. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
6125 Ahh!!.. Mid-night snack time is keeping us alive. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
6126 If you levitate, their is no need to raid the fridge. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6127 The cake’s devoutly to be wished. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6128 That new Philly dip makes you lighter than air. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6129 Eat the shredded cheese. You know you want to.” @kimberly_catherine 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6130 Oh sh*t, here we go again! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6131 I think I need to quit lite milk for a while 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6132 If you continue in this way, you will be sorrrry... 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6133 I'm the answer to your prayers and I say, "Have at it." 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6134 Don't eat the mayonnaise! It's already turned! 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
6135 Food up there is better than a midnight snack.” 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6136 For the covaid19, this is how I will keep the distance floating in the air. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6137 Maybe it's my age, but I cant seem to shake this soul-searching hunger 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6138 Don't let your food go to waist." 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6139 Avoid the broccoli casserole! It's two weeks old. 1.0617 0.03213 81 77 3 1
6140 Chagall it some of his best work after a midnight snack. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6141 You told me to remind future Self the cookie dough ice cream is at the back of the freezer, behind the frozen peas. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6142 Please don’t make that bean disk again it gives me gasi 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6143 I'm the ghost of last night's roast beef. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6144 Next time shop for fruit. The bowl's empty. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6145 There’s more of gravy than of the grave about me. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6146 You'll be flying coach if you do that. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6147 Hey, is there any leftover kung Pau beef? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6148 Hey! Can we use light Mayo from now on. Trust me, in three months you’ll thank me when trying on wings. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6149 Bah! Humbug! Pay no attention to the expiration date for the oyster stew. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6150 I am the ghost of Christmas past. Step away from the fridge" 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6151 Could I have something too? My fridge is empty. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6152 Hey, I’m you from the future! Eat a bunch of rat poison immediately. Hell rules! 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6153 Thought I'd float in for a spell. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6154 I'm the unshaven Casper. Who the f--- are you? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6155 Don't eat the spaghetti, it's been in there for two days. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
6156 I recommend the souffle! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6157 It was all fine with the vaccines until I went for a second booster 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6158 I’m the Ghost of Fired Chicken Past 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6159 Don't touch that stuff! I'm the Ghost of Crispness Past, and I know spoilage when I see it. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
6160 The ghost of diets past 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
6161 -I am the ghost of eating past. - Long past? - Breakfast. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6162 My friends gave me a little help. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6163 It's nighttime, and while you're looking in the fridge, I'm hovering three feet above the sink! 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
6164 Your “eating conscience “ is telling you to close the refrigerator door. 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
6165 I hereby proclaim ‘Robe v. Wade.’ A man’s right to choose his midnight snack. 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
6166 This is the Ghost of Al’s midnight snack Passed, I’m telling you to turn back around and go back to bed. 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
6167 DAVID STOP! I’M YOU FROM THE FUTURE! DO NOT EAT THAT LAST SLICE OF CHICKEN PIE! Time travel is long and I’m bloody starving. 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
6168 actually, have the snack. next year climate change shuts down the gulf stream and shit gets fucked up insanely fast. in fact, you die as a snack after a few terrifying months surviving only on a tweaker warlord’s cum. so go nuts, have fun, who cares? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6169 I time travel back just to see if I can remember what I used to binge on. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0