Contest #771


Cartoon

771

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Don’t worry about it—I wasn't going to say yes anyway.”
  2. “Honey, the remote is in your hand.”
  3. “You looked under the cushions, right?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-09-12T20:04:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-09-26T20:06:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-09-20T20:05:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued September 27, 2021
Number of captions 6861
Number of responses 616562
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Three more dollars and we can order a pizza. 1.8530 0.01670 2190 853 806 531
1 When you told me your ex wanted every last dime, I had no idea she would take it this far. 1.8253 0.01402 3268 1385 1069 814
2 This is not what I meant when I said I was looking for change. 1.8112 0.01491 2775 1167 965 643
3 Just admit you never bought a ring. 1.8024 0.01562 2677 1191 824 662
4 I guess I'm not the only one who thinks you're hiding something. 1.7953 0.01751 1881 774 718 389
5 Why don’t you just admit you never bought me a ring. 1.7953 0.01676 2252 990 733 529
6 They're still looking for votes. 1.7925 0.01575 2757 1288 753 716
7 Just admit that you never actually bought me a ring. 1.7861 0.02097 1426 632 467 327
8 Now I think about it, my keys might actually be in my bag. 1.7859 0.01401 3008 1278 1096 634
9 They're searching for the Republican's moral compass. No luck so far. 1.7850 0.01727 2353 1133 593 627
10 You see them too, right? 1.7835 0.01625 2370 1053 777 540
11 You know there's a "find my phone" app, right? 1.7812 0.01518 2500 1053 941 506
12 Just how lucky is that penny? 1.7806 0.01763 1878 799 692 387
13 You know the remote is plastic, right? 1.7770 0.01873 1780 798 581 401
14 Throw some of your loose change out the front door. Otherwise,they will never go away. 1.7703 0.01836 1811 808 611 392
15 Dating is such a minefield. 1.7690 0.01285 3978 1872 1153 953
16 If they find the keys, will you even remember where you parked? 1.7672 0.01760 1933 856 671 406
17 I’ll bet they can’t even detect irony. 1.7617 0.01586 2572 1211 763 598
18 This is not what I expected when you said your friends were into metal. 1.7580 0.01642 2289 1050 743 496
19 There never was an engagement ring, was there? 1.7555 0.03305 593 282 174 137
20 Honey, the remote is in your hand. 1.7461 0.01836 1796 829 594 373
21 Not sure your Dad and his friends quite grasp the whole Bitcoin thing. 1.7461 0.01856 1843 878 555 410
22 O.K., you win. I pawned it. 1.7412 0.01774 1897 875 638 384
23 I just wish they were vacuums. 1.7335 0.01883 1625 742 574 309
24 This new service is a little pricy, but they always find my keys. 1.7331 0.01834 1705 777 606 322
25 Did you consider just looking under the cushions first? 1.7318 0.01837 1596 701 622 273
26 When you said you were going to look for an engagement ring, I thought you meant at a jewelry store. 1.7197 0.01983 1459 680 508 271
27 Isn’t it cheaper just to buy a new remote? 1.7195 0.02010 1433 672 491 270
28 When the Yogi said to “seek change,” I don’t think this is what he meant. 1.7191 0.02042 1449 698 460 291
29 Don't worry about it, I wasn't going to say 'yes' anyway. 1.7170 0.02232 1304 660 353 291
30 You looked under the cushions, right ? 1.7139 0.01895 1510 687 568 255
31 If you’d bought me a bigger engagement ring, we could have found it on our own. 1.7131 0.02073 1356 645 455 256
32 When I said I was looking for change I meant we should go to marriage counseling. 1.7059 0.02243 1173 569 380 224
33 I can't wait for the beaches to reopen 1.7019 0.02398 1040 512 326 202
34 You do know Bitcoin is virtual. 1.6952 0.02350 1050 513 344 193
35 Someone finally invented a vacuum cleaner that looks cool enough for guys to use. 1.6934 0.02456 998 500 304 194
36 If they don't find it is your proposal still valid? 1.6878 0.02347 980 465 356 159
37 Maybe you should just buy a new remote. 1.6872 0.02452 924 446 321 157
38 Next time maybe don't mention a reward. 1.6859 0.02317 1022 491 361 170
39 I think Alexa heard me say “have you seen my keys?” 1.6859 0.02428 901 425 334 142
40 shhhhhh, I'm sitting on it. 1.6844 0.02426 979 485 318 176
41 Two years of this is enough. Just admit it: you didn't lose the ring, you never bought me one. 1.6829 0.02534 943 482 278 183
42 You're lucky those aren't lie detectors. 1.6820 0.03047 673 351 185 137
43 Sometimes, you have to be the change you want. 1.6767 0.02886 832 466 169 197
44 Sometimes I feel like we're looking for different things. 1.6746 0.02687 796 400 255 141
45 Not exactly how I imagined it - but if they find it…’yes’. 1.6746 0.02682 802 404 255 143
46 I think you might be confused about the term "bitcoin mining." 1.6743 0.02747 789 405 236 148
47 It feels like it would have been easier to just buy a new remote. 1.6735 0.02672 827 423 251 153
48 If they can't find your wedding ring, maybe they can find you a place to sleep. 1.6671 0.02928 718 380 197 141
49 Just buy another remote. 1.6658 0.02733 784 404 238 142
50 Can’t you just admit you never bought me a ring? 1.6612 0.02874 732 387 206 139
51 No, I said you've lost your mettle. 1.6589 0.02817 683 341 234 108
52 See, they can’t find the remote either. 1.6579 0.02831 719 372 221 126
53 When you said your friends were into metal, I thought you meant something else. 1.6575 0.02922 657 335 212 110
54 Seriously Daryll, it was just a quarter. 1.6542 0.02906 697 367 204 126
55 I’m beginning to think that there are too many retired guys in our apartment building. 1.6536 0.02863 661 333 224 104
56 It's alright, I wasn't going to say 'yes' anyway. 1.6532 0.03016 666 357 183 126
57 I think we need a better investment strategy." 1.6520 0.03025 615 317 195 103
58 I told you we shouldn't have bought beachfront property. 1.6520 0.02743 681 334 250 97
59 Honestly, Honey, I think you misunderstood me when I said we've lost money in our home. 1.6500 0.02901 660 339 213 108
60 Are you sure your dad’s golf buddies understand Bitcoin mining? 1.6455 0.03035 646 347 181 118
61 What exactly is a chick magnet? 1.6446 0.03087 574 295 188 91
62 If you would just put your keys on the hook when you come home, none of this would be necessary 1.6422 0.03034 573 290 198 85
63 Should we tell them we found it already? 1.6410 0.03006 585 297 201 87
64 What makes you think I'm a gold digger? 1.6393 0.03093 585 307 182 96
65 It might be cheaper to just buy a new remote. 1.6336 0.03121 535 273 185 77
66 How long before you tell them Bitcoin is a virtual currency? 1.6311 0.03386 534 298 135 101
67 Maybe you left them in the car? 1.6275 0.03149 494 247 184 63
68 I told you this discussion was a minefield… 1.6266 0.03319 474 245 161 68
69 How did we used to find the remote? 1.6250 0.03312 504 269 155 80
70 Next time I loose an ear ring, please don't mention it to your dad's friends 1.6250 0.03367 520 287 141 92
71 Dunno what you Tweeted today, but you should probably delete it. 1.6238 0.03390 505 277 141 87
72 Trust me, they’ll never find the remote 1.6234 0.03388 462 242 152 68
73 They’re still not as intrusive as your mother. 1.6224 0.03263 490 255 165 70
74 see there's no microchip in the vaccine, idiot 1.6218 0.03403 505 279 138 88
75 I’ve sold the mineral rights to our apartment…. 1.6189 0.03684 454 259 109 86
76 Anything you want to share? 1.6181 0.03405 474 255 145 74
77 Let’s just face it - we lost the remote. 1.6175 0.03227 515 274 164 77
78 I bet theyre in your other pants… 1.6139 0.03552 417 221 136 60
79 We should’ve been nicer to grandma. Maybe she would’ve told us where it is. 1.6124 0.03673 418 230 120 68
80 Watch out when the music stops”. 1.6106 0.03720 416 232 114 70
81 We must be sitting on a fortune. 1.6102 0.04377 295 163 84 48
82 ...and you checked your pockets, right??? 1.6100 0.03483 418 219 143 56
83 Why not just admit that you never bought the ring? 1.6095 0.03791 402 225 109 68
84 You’re really not going to tell them you already found the remote? 1.6086 0.03415 442 234 147 61
85 When I said I wanted to look for engagement rings this weekend, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.6083 0.03710 411 228 116 67
86 I told them once they found my earring, the spare change is theirs. 1.6075 0.03426 400 203 151 46
87 Well, then you try to find the remote. 1.6070 0.03409 458 247 144 67
88 You know we could actually just get up to change the channel ourselves without the remote. 1.6061 0.03775 391 216 113 62
89 The agent did say the place has the feel of a beach-front property. 1.6054 0.03602 408 220 129 59
90 Why can't you just hang your keys on the hook? 1.6031 0.03713 383 207 121 55
91 You say you met them all at the beach? 1.6030 0.03657 398 216 124 58
92 It would be cool to put a couch on the beach, you said. 1.5995 0.03775 387 215 112 60
93 The search for illegal ballots is getting a little out of hand. 1.5984 0.03872 386 220 101 65
94 See…It’s ok honey, all men have a hard time finding it! 1.5967 0.04019 362 208 92 62
95 You're right--with these guys and the sun lamp, it really does feel like we're at the beach. 1.5964 0.03436 394 203 147 44
96 When this is over we either resize my ring or get rid of the shag carpet. 1.5949 0.03600 353 181 134 38
97 Airbnb described this place as ‘a real hidden treasure.’ 1.5940 0.03569 399 215 131 53
98 Lets wait a little bit more until we tell we them that bitcoins aren‘t real coins 1.5918 0.03958 365 209 96 60
99 How long before they discover that metal detectors can detect metal detectors? 1.5914 0.03918 372 213 98 61
100 How about leave your keys by the front door from now on? 1.5905 0.03893 359 201 104 54
101 The new find my phone update might be a little too much 1.5894 0.03698 341 178 125 38
102 Breathe! I promise they will find the remote before kickoff. 1.5888 0.03951 338 187 103 48
103 Are you sure you’re not sitting on it? 1.5887 0.03784 355 193 115 47
104 The ad just said ‘Family of golden retrievers looking for good home’, so I thought why not? 1.5881 0.03908 369 211 99 59
105 Actually, Craig, the change I was looking for was a new boyfriend. 1.5873 0.03898 361 204 102 55
106 Oh for crying out loud, Carl, it's been in your damn hand the entire time. 1.5872 0.04090 344 199 88 57
107 The listing said the property was a gold mine 1.5865 0.03837 341 185 112 44
108 You know, we may be sitting on a gold mine here. 1.5855 0.03669 345 181 126 38
109 Do you ever get the feeling that you’re sitting on a gold mine? 1.5853 0.03936 340 189 103 48
110 The IRS is really taking audits to the next level.” 1.5848 0.03983 342 193 98 51
111 While we're waiting for one of them to find the ring, are you at all interested in my answer? 1.5847 0.03919 354 200 101 53
112 This happens every time we bring the couch to the beach. 1.5843 0.03923 344 192 103 49
113 Maybe I shouldn't have listed the place as a "hidden treasure." 1.5838 0.03990 346 197 96 53
114 Ignore them. The good stuff is under the cushions." 1.5824 0.03959 340 191 100 49
115 We've been dating 2 years and my team sees no evidence of a ring. 1.5818 0.04098 330 189 90 51
116 Oh, they're in my purse. 1.5814 0.04226 301 170 87 44
117 When it stops raining, they'll go back to the beach. 1.5812 0.03757 351 191 116 44
118 They're checking for conversational landmines. 1.5807 0.04178 322 186 85 51
119 I told you bringing the sofa to the beach was a bad idea. 1.5804 0.04158 317 181 88 48
120 You’re sure this is how to mine Bitcoin? 1.5763 0.04191 321 187 83 51
121 Did you really have to tell everyone that you got rich mining bitcoin from home? 1.5761 0.04195 309 177 86 46
122 So this is Android's version of find my iPhone 1.5759 0.04171 316 182 86 48
123 Why don't you tell them you found it? 1.5758 0.04326 297 172 79 46
124 Next time, read the entire invitation and make sure it doesn't mention a theme. 1.5757 0.03878 337 187 106 44
125 You're probably sitting on them. 1.5752 0.03906 339 190 103 46
126 THIS is your plan for retirement? 1.5751 0.03911 346 196 101 49
127 So…you still can’t find the remote? 1.5750 0.04131 320 184 88 48
128 When you said you needed change, I thought you meant something else. 1.5741 0.04040 317 178 96 43
129 That’s not how Bitcoin mining works, Kenny. 1.5740 0.04026 338 195 92 51
130 Alright fine then, next week we'll hang out with YOUR friends 1.5737 0.04189 312 180 85 47
131 If they don't find it, we'll try a colonoscopy. 1.5736 0.04209 326 193 79 54
132 You know, we can just buy another remote. 1.5724 0.04249 297 170 84 43
133 Sure you're not sitting on it? 1.5723 0.03794 325 175 114 36
134 This isn't what I expected when you said your friends were into heavy metal. 1.5718 0.03831 348 195 107 46
135 Your realtor sure does a thorough appraisal. 1.5710 0.04164 317 184 85 48
136 Next time hang your keys on the hook. 1.5695 0.04079 295 163 96 36
137 We can’t do this every time that you lose your airpods, Steve. 1.5690 0.04274 290 166 83 41
138 The Airbnb host did describe this place as a "Hidden Treasure". 1.5686 0.04148 299 169 90 40
139 John, the remote is made of plastic. 1.5672 0.04242 305 178 81 46
140 All I said at group was "money burns a hole in your pocket" and their eyes lit up. 1.5664 0.04148 286 159 92 35
141 When they said that marriage was full of land mines, I thought they were speaking metaphorically. 1.5663 0.04521 279 166 68 45
142 Lost your wedding ring somewhere in the apartment. Still sticking with that story? 1.5660 0.04299 288 166 81 41
143 I tried explaining mining cryptocurrency to my dad and his friends 1.5649 0.04032 308 173 96 39
144 The co-op board leased the mineral rights of units 4J to 4Q 1.5646 0.04340 294 173 76 45
145 You realize that the remote is in your hand, right. 1.5639 0.04079 321 186 89 46
146 ...and if they don't find the remote? 1.5633 0.03948 300 164 103 33
147 Just how much plutonium did you spill? 1.5629 0.04390 318 197 63 58
148 Humor me and just check under the cushions 1.5621 0.04193 290 165 87 38
149 They overheard me saying, 'You're sitting on a gold mine.' 1.5620 0.04095 274 149 96 29
150 Next time you lose your keys, keep it off Twitter. 1.5618 0.04213 283 160 87 36
151 Not what I expected when you told me you had a beach house. 1.5608 0.03988 296 163 100 33
152 It's not going to work, the remote is plastic. 1.5600 0.04398 275 160 76 39
153 I asked them to try to find your magnetic personality. 1.5591 0.04320 279 161 80 38
154 You can’t just get up and look for them yourself? 1.5590 0.04246 288 166 83 39
155 Maybe next time I lose an earring you will be a little more supportive. 1.5589 0.04357 263 149 81 33
156 I thought we decided on the Roomba. 1.5583 0.04094 283 157 94 32
157 No, I said the irony was lost on you. 1.5581 0.04469 267 156 73 38
158 I guess they can’t find any magnetism between us either. 1.5567 0.04185 291 167 86 38
159 A normal person finds their own car keys. 1.5567 0.04213 291 168 84 39
160 The new find my remote feature is really nice. 1.5560 0.04254 277 158 84 35
161 I'm not walking barefoot until we have three negative Lego sweeps." 1.5543 0.04594 276 169 61 46
162 Should I tell them I just vacuumed? 1.5540 0.04088 278 154 94 30
163 This vacation rental is a little too close to the beach. 1.5537 0.04057 298 169 93 36
164 Will you marry me when they find it? 1.5536 0.04370 280 165 75 40
165 No, I haven't looked under the cushions. I thought you had. 1.5534 0.04472 262 153 73 36
166 If you had purchased the larger ring,this wouldn’t be necessary. 1.5533 0.04199 300 176 82 42
167 I hope they find the ring soon otherwise the answer is NO. 1.5528 0.04465 284 172 67 45
168 You're the one who wanted a beach house. 1.5522 0.04267 268 152 84 32
169 Shall we just get it over with and hand them some nickels? 1.5522 0.04178 297 173 84 40
170 Wouldn't it be easier to just buy another remote? 1.5513 0.04651 263 160 61 42
171 When are you going to just admit you didn't actually get me an engagement ring. 1.5513 0.04524 263 156 69 38
172 I'd probably look between the cushions first 1.5512 0.04062 303 174 91 38
173 They'll never find it. I'm sitting on it. 1.5511 0.04354 274 160 77 37
174 Thank your friends for finding my keys...and molly's old dog tag, the lost nail clippers, and the 53 cents but tell them it's time to go. 1.5500 0.04283 280 163 80 37
175 .. so you lost your Bitcoins in this room ? 1.5496 0.04506 262 155 70 37
176 I've invited them to stay until they find the engagement ring you promised me. 1.5495 0.04607 273 168 60 45
177 Now I'm convinced that there is a national coin shortage. 1.5487 0.04101 277 155 92 30
178 OK--I'm finally getting the hint that you're looking for a ring! 1.5476 0.04576 252 149 68 35
179 Well this is one first date I’ll never forget “ 1.5475 0.04396 263 153 76 34
180 Honey, I told you not to invite them over. They are not your real friends. They are gold-diggers. 1.5472 0.04616 254 152 65 37
181 Now do you understand when I say my family is always hovering? 1.5472 0.04338 265 153 79 33
182 They go away when the tide comes in 1.5468 0.04314 267 154 80 33
183 I hired them to look for that ring you promised me. 1.5468 0.04505 267 160 68 39
184 Watch what happens when I turn on my vibrator. 1.5466 0.04752 247 150 59 38
185 I wish you would just hang you keys on the hook by the door. 1.5465 0.04354 269 157 77 35
186 This was once beachfront property. 1.5465 0.04125 269 150 91 28
187 ....and you thought beachfront property would be peaceful.. 1.5461 0.04234 271 155 84 32
188 The broker did say we were sitting on a gold mine. 1.5455 0.04352 253 144 80 29
189 Seriously? THIS is your way of telling me you lost your wedding ring?! 1.5448 0.03964 268 145 100 23
190 If your penny is really that lucky, how did you lose it in the first place? 1.5444 0.04710 259 160 57 42
191 Maybe we should look under the cushions. 1.5437 0.04180 252 139 89 24
192 The realtor was right. We're sitting on a goldmine. 1.5429 0.04382 245 139 79 27
193 Isn't the remote plastic? 1.5426 0.04394 258 150 76 32
194 If they don’t find my IUD you’re on your own tonight. 1.5415 0.04598 253 152 65 36
195 We haven’t left in 18 months. Why do you even need your keys. 1.5415 0.04598 253 152 65 36
196 I miss the old days when all we had to do to find loose change was dig in the cushions. 1.5413 0.04305 242 135 83 24
197 Babe, I don’t think this is how crypto mining works. 1.5408 0.04341 233 129 82 22
198 The lie detector test is next. 1.5403 0.04492 248 145 72 31
199 Your new Locate Phone App is a bit extreme 1.5395 0.04747 228 135 63 30
200 It’s sweeps week. 1.5393 0.04631 267 166 58 43
201 They are looking for some irony. 1.5391 0.04558 256 154 66 36
202 Do we have to do this EVERY time you lose your keys? 1.5390 0.04094 269 151 91 27
203 It was YOUR idea to buy a condo in a Florida retirement community! 1.5387 0.04395 271 162 72 37
204 This is nothing. The fracking guys were here last week. 1.5382 0.04827 249 156 52 41
205 Don’t worry. If they can’t find ‘em, we’ll just take my car. 1.5382 0.04332 249 142 80 27
206 I think we joined the wrong heavy metal club. 1.5381 0.04664 236 140 65 31
207 I hope you took out your tongue ring. 1.5375 0.04567 240 141 69 30
208 What makes you say our relationship is a minefield?. 1.5374 0.04805 227 136 60 31
209 I wish those were vacuums 1.5363 0.04383 248 143 77 28
210 This 'Find My Keys' app is really good. 1.5360 0.04846 222 133 59 30
211 Wow, this app is amazing! It’s like we’re really at the beach. 1.5357 0.04771 224 133 62 29
212 If you ever lose your phone on silent you’ll understand. 1.5345 0.04525 232 134 72 26
213 How many dads does it take to find the remote 1.5336 0.04788 223 133 61 29
214 I’m not so sure about this upgrade to “Find My iPhone.” 1.5331 0.04426 242 140 75 27
215 When I hired them to do a clean-sweep of each room, I thought I hired a housekeeping service. 1.5328 0.04513 244 144 70 30
216 You know, we could just buy a new remote. 1.5325 0.04702 246 151 59 36
217 You should've removed his Rolex before you buried him. 1.5324 0.04993 216 132 53 31
218 Just admit you lost your keys. 1.5318 0.04838 220 132 59 29
219 I love the FindMyKeys app. 1.5314 0.04388 239 137 77 25
220 I have to be certain there are no land mines in our relationship. 1.5311 0.04440 241 140 74 27
221 I know, but the ocean view is terrific 1.5310 0.04657 226 133 66 27
222 Bringing a couch to the beach was the best idea you’ve ever had 1.5310 0.04529 226 130 72 24
223 I'm sorry, I just don't think they can find what we've lost. 1.5305 0.04381 262 156 73 33
224 I guess we aren't the only ones looking for change. 1.5304 0.04679 230 137 64 29
225 'Never have so many, been so annoying, to so few.' 1.5304 0.04545 247 148 67 32
226 I still believe you pawned it! 1.5302 0.04605 215 123 70 22
227 Bill, I think these guys are novices. You ALWAYS start with the seat cushions. 1.5302 0.04835 215 128 60 27
228 If you know a better way to find the remote then I’m all ears. 1.5294 0.04521 238 140 70 28
229 Just admit you didn't buy me a ring, 1.5292 0.04613 257 159 60 38
230 I don’t have the heart to tell them the floor is steel. 1.5283 0.04978 212 129 54 29
231 There better be a ring around here somewhere. 1.5283 0.04795 212 125 62 25
232 My brothers? They're looking for the ring they think you must've given me by now. 1.5280 0.04748 250 157 54 39
233 They are looking for your sense of humor..... 1.5279 0.04423 269 164 68 37
234 This better be an elaborately planned wedding proposal. 1.5278 0.05080 216 135 48 33
235 When I asked whether you would like to "try to hit the jackpot in the living room tonight," Sheldon, I had entirely something else in mind. 1.5272 0.05059 239 156 40 43
236 These days it isn’t a hobby. It’s a retirement plan. 1.5268 0.04732 224 134 62 28
237 Sean, I don’t think your dad’s friends know what heavy metal is.. 1.5268 0.04898 224 138 54 32
238 Can’t you just find the remote yourself? 1.5266 0.05252 207 131 43 33
239 I knew a pre-war apartment was a bad idea. 1.5265 0.04647 245 150 61 34
240 Do you see these people? This is why we don't leave the door open. 1.5263 0.04711 228 137 62 29
241 This isn't what I meant when I said I needed change. 1.5259 0.04689 232 140 62 30
242 When you said your friends were into Metal, I thought you meant the music. 1.5258 0.04637 213 123 68 22
243 So, how many people did you tell about my missing diamond ring?? 1.5256 0.04881 215 130 57 28
244 Oh yeah, about the engagement ring… 1.5252 0.04280 238 135 81 22
245 You did look under the cushions before you called them in, right? 1.5247 0.04575 223 130 69 24
246 For your birthday, I wanted to bring the beach to you. 1.5243 0.04900 206 123 58 25
247 I wish they had vacuum cleaners. 1.5236 0.04654 212 123 67 22
248 I don't think they understand what Bitcoin is. 1.5227 0.04883 220 135 55 30
249 You know those things don't detect contact lenses, right? 1.5225 0.04678 222 132 64 26
250 I found 72 cents under a cushion yesterday. Word gets around. 1.5223 0.04647 224 133 65 26
251 I want you out of the house the second they find your car keys. 1.5220 0.05155 205 128 47 30
252 This wasn’t what I expected when you said you were “in to metal.” 1.5215 0.04988 209 128 53 28
253 I told you we shouldn't have gotten shag carpeting. 1.5209 0.04607 215 125 68 22
254 I think the couch would look better back inside the house. 1.5207 0.05021 217 136 49 32
255 Isn't it sad? They can all be together, but if they have their devices, they don't even talk to each other. 1.5202 0.05248 198 124 45 29
256 I feel that you are really overreacting to me misplacing the remote. 1.5200 0.04759 225 137 59 29
257 So far, 38 cents, but they still haven't found my car keys. 1.5198 0.04686 227 137 62 28
258 “Joe downstairs just texted that the steel plate in his head is vibrating!” 1.5189 0.05156 212 135 44 33
259 Is dating always like this when you work at the White House” 1.5187 0.04988 214 133 51 30
260 Trump sent them, they're looking for votes. 1.5180 0.05096 222 143 43 36
261 I told you I wanted to know where every penny went! 1.5179 0.04618 195 110 69 16
262 “Look, I just said “search”. This VR app is so cool.” 1.5179 0.04473 224 130 72 22
263 Let's live near the beach you said. 1.5178 0.05068 197 120 52 25
264 I love our tiny house on the beach. Let’s just get a few walls. 1.5176 0.05324 199 127 41 31
265 We have to stop losing the remote. 1.5166 0.04814 211 127 59 25
266 I told you, with climate change the beach is getting closer to us every day.” 1.5164 0.04872 213 130 56 27
267 why can't your friends just watch football? 1.5161 0.04435 217 124 74 19
268 You could just get up and look for them yourself, you know... 1.5160 0.04727 219 132 61 26
269 Everybody’s looking for something 1.5150 0.05160 200 125 47 28
270 Right now, they're detecting I don't like your friends. 1.5149 0.04874 202 121 58 23
271 I don't think you get what losing Bitcoin means 1.5142 0.04798 212 128 59 25
272 It’s just a precaution - I keep hearing about all the land mines you can run into when you are dating. 1.5135 0.04766 222 136 58 28
273 All I asked is “where’s the remote?” 1.5135 0.04809 222 137 56 29
274 Weird, I just look under the cushions." 1.5134 0.04606 224 134 65 25
275 Did you check your pocket? 1.5131 0.05189 191 118 48 25
276 Is this how you play Minecraft? 1.5130 0.05200 193 120 47 26
277 So this is why shag carpeting went out of style. 1.5128 0.05261 195 123 44 28
278 Not what I envisioned when you said you were part of a heavy metal group. 1.5128 0.05261 195 123 44 28
279 You guys aren’t going to believe this, but my keys were in my back pocket this whole time! 1.5121 0.04979 207 128 52 27
280 They're looking for that engagement ring you promised me three years ago. 1.5118 0.05220 211 137 40 34
281 I said IUD. Not IED. 1.5105 0.05156 190 117 49 24
282 I'm pretty sure that's not how mining for Bitcoin works. 1.5103 0.05129 194 120 49 25
283 I don't think ROOMBA ON A STICK HOUSE CLEANERS are going to stay in business for long. 1.5102 0.05437 196 128 36 32
284 I just remembered: It's not made of metal. 1.5102 0.04985 196 119 54 23
285 Look, you lost your ring, just admit it. 1.5088 0.04619 226 137 63 26
286 Couldn’t you have looked for the remote yourself? 1.5081 0.05262 185 115 46 24
287 If they’re annoying you, I can throw a few quarters down the stairs. 1.5077 0.05057 195 120 51 24
288 It was your idea to bring the couch to the beach. 1.5075 0.04893 201 122 56 23
289 The deal still stands. You find my earring and you don’t have to watch Mama Mia with me. 1.5075 0.04943 201 123 54 24
290 Sorry; this is the life of an ex-President's daughter. 1.5074 0.04907 203 124 55 24
291 I hate it when you lose the remote 1.5073 0.05016 205 128 50 27
292 You'll have to excuse my roommates. Their unemployment insurance just ended. 1.5069 0.04578 217 129 66 22
293 Okay, you call them off and I promise never to ask “Where’s my engagement ring?” again. 1.5056 0.05014 180 107 55 18
294 You say one word next time I host my book club and you're a dead man. 1.5055 0.05440 182 116 40 26
295 Have any of you geniuses checked the couch? 1.5054 0.05112 184 112 51 21
296 My Mom told me you were a gold digger. 1.5054 0.05240 186 116 46 24
297 Still looking for that little screw from your glasses? 1.5050 0.05012 200 124 51 25
298 Why can't you just admit you lost my engagement ring? 1.5049 0.04889 204 125 55 24
299 You're absolutely certain you're not sitting on the remote? 1.5048 0.04915 208 129 53 26
300 Yes, marriage can be a minefield but I didn't mean it literally. 1.5048 0.05108 210 135 44 31
301 Well if it's such a lucky penny, how come it got lost? 1.5047 0.05077 214 138 44 32
302 Date much? 1.5030 0.05496 167 104 42 21
303 What made you think I can't find the engagement ring? 1.5028 0.05034 179 107 54 18
304 The coin shortage is getting desperate. 1.5027 0.05074 183 111 52 20
305 After the last few years, I don't even question anything any more 1.5026 0.05083 191 118 50 23
306 'Let's sell the mineral rights,' you said. 1.5026 0.05005 195 120 52 23
307 Seriously? What made you believe I was a gold-digger? 1.5025 0.04842 201 122 57 22
308 Do you think they know bitcoins aren’t actually metal? 1.5023 0.04688 213 129 61 23
309 Should we tell them that Bitcoin isn’t actually metal. 1.5000 0.05151 198 126 45 27
310 change is inevitable 1.5000 0.04672 214 130 61 23
311 Can you see them, too? 1.5000 0.05122 202 129 45 28
312 They’re here to find the engagement ring you promised. 1.5000 0.04911 216 137 50 29
313 Dad and his friends are getting ready for retirement 1.5000 0.05179 178 109 49 20
314 I really appreciate this, they’re my favorite earrings 1.4976 0.04815 211 131 55 25
315 Most people check the cushions first. 1.4976 0.04980 207 131 49 27
316 Did you fill anything out online recently, honey? 1.4976 0.04772 205 125 58 22
317 I have to admit that the Director of Activities at this nursing home is very creative. 1.4975 0.04967 197 122 52 23
318 You never bought a ring, did you? 1.4974 0.05243 191 122 43 26
319 You know bitcoin is not metallic, right? 1.4974 0.05123 189 118 48 23
320 The insurance policy on your wedding ring really came through. 1.4972 0.05096 179 109 51 19
321 I think we should consider selling this beach house. 1.4972 0.05012 177 106 54 17
322 I think there's a good chance we'll find your missing earring. 1.4972 0.05075 177 107 52 18
323 you could just ask where your keys are 1.4971 0.05429 175 111 41 23
324 What makes you think I have something to hide? 1.4971 0.05270 171 105 47 19
325 Helpful buddies are great, but so's a car key basket by the door. 1.4971 0.05270 171 105 47 19
326 One insurance claim in 30 years and this is how they treat us? 1.4950 0.05012 200 126 49 25
327 It’s in your hand. 1.4950 0.04962 200 125 51 24
328 I asked them to find the engagement ring you keep mentioning. 1.4949 0.05051 198 125 48 25
329 So you’re into metal? 1.4948 0.04637 194 114 64 16
330 Don’t move. Everything down the back of this couch is ours. 1.4946 0.05014 186 114 52 20
331 Just admit you lost the keys. 1.4946 0.05014 186 114 52 20
332 I’m telling you, George, this is a retirement community. 1.4946 0.05170 184 115 47 22
333 Sure I know where my wedding ring is! Why do you ask? 1.4943 0.05096 176 107 51 18
334 I don't know either but clearly it's a guy thing. 1.4940 0.04964 166 97 56 13
335 Did you check the sofa before calling them? 1.4936 0.04637 233 147 57 29
336 So I lost the remote again. Do you have to be so melodramatic about it? 1.4927 0.04772 205 126 57 22
337 ...these guys will detect even the SLIGHTEST HINT of irony. 1.4923 0.05057 195 123 48 24
338 You’re relatives will do anything to insist we are magnetic from the Covid vaccine 1.4921 0.05295 191 124 40 27
339 Do I detect some irony? 1.4921 0.04973 191 118 52 21
340 I told you: We can get engaged as soon as we find that beautiful, really expensive ring you say you lost. 1.4921 0.04898 189 115 55 19
341 Did you lose the remote again? 1.4918 0.05191 183 115 46 22
342 They don't understand Bitcoin either. 1.4918 0.05191 183 115 46 22
343 So this is what happens when you hire men to do the vacuuming"? 1.4916 0.05337 179 114 42 23
344 One of the drawbacks of living on the beach 1.4913 0.05289 173 108 45 20
345 You did tell them the remote is made of plastic, right? 1.4911 0.05113 169 102 51 16
346 Oh, so now I have to compete with all these gold diggers?! 1.4910 0.05430 167 105 42 20
347 The club meets indoors on rainy days. 1.4908 0.05665 163 105 36 22
348 I always sweep for landmines before a second date. 1.4908 0.05320 163 100 46 17
349 Why did you tell alexa that I lost my keys? 1.4900 0.05209 200 131 40 29
350 The remote has been in your hand all this time 1.4895 0.04821 190 115 57 18
351 And you’re sure it’s not under the couch 1.4895 0.04645 190 112 63 15
352 I really treasure our time together. 1.4889 0.05762 180 123 26 31
353 Don't blame me - you're the one who wanted shag carpets. 1.4888 0.04862 178 106 57 15
354 You and your beachfront timeshare! 1.4888 0.05054 178 109 51 18
355 I'm leaving you, Jack, once they find my car keys. 1.4880 0.05249 166 102 47 17
356 Just once again, I'm pretty sure that there's no metal in a contact lens. 1.4878 0.05153 164 99 50 15
357 I think your dad will like this nursing home. 1.4878 0.05571 164 105 38 21
358 Our therapist meant avoiding relationship landmines figuratively, Ken. 1.4877 0.04956 203 129 49 25
359 You really should do something about that hole in your pocket. 1.4877 0.05198 162 98 49 15
360 In my defense, I didn't need housekeys for a year and a half 1.4875 0.06013 160 108 26 26
361 I really don't think this is the way Bitcoin works. 1.4872 0.04843 195 120 55 20
362 Why couldn’t you just BUY me a ring? 1.4870 0.05042 193 122 48 23
363 You can propose without a ring. 1.4866 0.04993 187 116 51 20
364 When I was a kid, we’d just check under the cushions. 1.4866 0.04757 187 112 59 16
365 When did you tell your family that I was a gold digger? 1.4863 0.05604 146 90 41 15
366 I told you that bringing the sofa to the beach was a bad idea. 1.4862 0.04868 181 109 56 16
367 Where was the last place you had them? 1.4862 0.05291 181 116 42 23
368 It was only an earring, Bob. You blow everything out of proportion. 1.4859 0.05321 177 113 42 22
369 It's only a filling, Hector. 1.4857 0.05180 175 109 47 19
370 Try not to say anything funny, they're looking for New Yorker captions. 1.4855 0.05224 173 108 46 19
371 You’d think they’d be able to detect an overstayed welcome. 1.4850 0.05015 167 100 53 14
372 You know they're going to wanna look under the cushions, right? 1.4850 0.05157 167 102 49 16
373 I'm thinking that bringing our sofa to the beach wasn't such a great idea. 1.4847 0.05597 163 105 37 21
374 I thought we were house sitting golden retrievers 1.4845 0.05852 161 107 30 24
375 I know we got a great deal on the house, but remind me again what they said it was built on top of?" 1.4844 0.04669 192 115 61 16
376 I don't think that this is what the realtor meant when she described the house as a hidden treasure. 1.4843 0.05703 159 103 35 21
377 When you said the house was on the beach, this isn't what I pictured. 1.4842 0.04704 190 114 60 16
378 They can look but the second the shovels come out they're gone 1.4837 0.05338 184 120 39 25
379 If you would just put your keys away in the same place every time, all this wouldn’t be necessary. 1.4837 0.04933 184 113 53 18
380 You checked the couch, right? 1.4829 0.04870 205 130 51 24
381 Well I'm detecting someone trying to change the subject. 1.4826 0.05181 172 107 47 18
382 I told you it was a bad idea to sell the mining rights to our apartment. 1.4819 0.05200 193 126 41 26
383 Don't worry, they'll help us find the caption. 1.4817 0.05703 164 108 33 23
384 So, is there anything you'd like to talk about? 1.4815 0.05934 135 85 35 15
385 Gotta be honest, whenever we talk it's like stepping in a minefield 1.4811 0.05032 185 116 49 20
386 When I said you were sitting on a gold mine, I meant it metaphorically. 1.4810 0.05291 158 97 46 15
387 I wish that bloody rainbow would end somewhere else! 1.4810 0.05367 158 98 44 16
388 Ever think your keys might just be under the cushions? 1.4808 0.04937 156 91 55 10
389 You don't have your half of the rent, do you? 1.4808 0.05714 156 101 35 20
390 You sure you're not sitting on it? 1.4807 0.05290 181 117 41 23
391 I told you there's be a downside to buying a beachfront property. 1.4805 0.05843 154 101 32 21
392 If there’s an engagement ring in this apartment, believe me, they’ll find it. 1.4802 0.04880 177 107 55 15
393 All the ad said was 'near the beach.' 1.4790 0.05085 167 102 50 15
394 It could be a little more private, sure, but the beachfront views are astonishing. 1.4788 0.05200 165 102 47 16
395 If these were women, those would be vacuum cleaners. 1.4785 0.05458 163 104 40 19
396 It's the hot new retirement plan for our generation. 1.4785 0.05318 163 102 44 17
397 Come on Joe, it was only a nickel. 1.4785 0.05318 163 102 44 17
398 Just say you lost hundreds in Bitcoin and they come scrambling. 1.4785 0.05729 163 108 32 23
399 I just feel like you're hiding something. 1.4780 0.05702 159 104 34 21
400 As the founder of Bitcoin, you explain to them that no metal is involved. 1.4777 0.05540 157 100 39 18
401 They’re looking for this country’s common sense. 1.4777 0.05613 157 101 37 19
402 See, no one understands bitcoin. 1.4777 0.05686 157 102 35 20
403 I wish they could detect how awkward this is. 1.4775 0.04925 178 109 53 16
404 Dating is a minefield. 1.4774 0.05741 155 101 34 20
405 That coin shortage is really getting intense around here. 1.4774 0.05364 155 96 44 15
406 I’m detecting a bit of sarcasm. 1.4774 0.05518 155 98 40 17
407 Maybe they will find your commitment issues. 1.4773 0.05463 176 116 36 24
408 They won't find it, don't worry. I hid it in my pants. 1.4771 0.05647 153 98 37 18
409 No,you idiot. I said I lost my IUD,not an IED! 1.4771 0.05871 153 101 31 21
410 Because I really like that earring 1.4767 0.05114 172 107 48 17
411 Did you think to look under the cushions? 1.4767 0.04910 172 104 54 14
412 Way to hide the keys! Nobody is drinking and driving tonight. 1.4767 0.04979 172 105 52 15
413 It wouldn’t be lost if you had put it on my finger. 1.4765 0.05681 149 95 37 17
414 Did you check the key rack first? 1.4759 0.05518 166 108 37 21
415 you want to confess now, before they find any evidence? 1.4759 0.05106 166 102 49 15
416 Not what I expected when you said your flatmates are into underground metal 1.4756 0.05501 164 106 38 20
417 And you still don’t think that a Roomba wouldn’t have been a better choice? 1.4750 0.05462 160 102 40 18
418 On second thought,we shouldn’t have brought the couch to the beach. 1.4750 0.05604 160 104 36 20
419 Even if they do find it, the answer is "no." 1.4749 0.04904 179 110 53 16
420 I've told you before, Marlon. If you feed one, you're just going attract the whole bloody flock. 1.4747 0.05440 158 100 41 17
421 Bitcoin miners; old school. 1.4746 0.05197 177 113 44 20
422 Now do you see why I didn’t want the Shag? 1.4746 0.05008 177 110 50 17
423 Welcome to pergatory in Florida." 1.4740 0.05841 154 102 31 21
424 Just act normal, like there’s no reason to check under the couch cushions. 1.4733 0.05067 150 89 51 10
425 Pssst...I just remembered the car keys are in my other pants 1.4731 0.05223 167 105 45 17
426 What is this, like the 100th retainer you’ve lost? Dad is gonna kill you. 1.4731 0.05492 167 109 37 21
427 Did you look under the cushions? 1.4731 0.05154 167 104 47 16
428 Are you getting weird vibes from this place? 1.4730 0.05708 148 95 36 17
429 I still think it would have been simpler just to buy a new remote. 1.4728 0.04870 184 114 53 17
430 You should have told me the ring was plastic before I called them. 1.4727 0.05198 165 103 46 16
431 You lost the remote again, didn't you. 1.4727 0.05543 165 108 36 21
432 Sorry, I may have told my mom that you were looking for a ring. 1.4724 0.05244 163 102 45 16
433 And you’re sure the keys aren’t in your jacket? 1.4722 0.05071 180 114 47 19
434 Any chance they’re detecting an engagement ring? 1.4713 0.05389 157 99 42 16
435 I don’t know what it is, I just feel like something’s missing. 1.4713 0.05611 157 102 36 19
436 Really, the car keys again? 1.4713 0.05325 174 113 40 21
437 Where's your wedding ring? 1.4710 0.05439 155 98 41 16
438 YOU figure out a better way to find the remote. 1.4710 0.05203 155 95 47 13
439 Your buried feelings cannot be detected. 1.4710 0.05439 155 98 41 16
440 Your Dads club was banned from the park, again. 1.4709 0.05434 172 113 37 22
441 So, it is not just my feelings I bury. 1.4706 0.05645 153 99 36 18
442 They're dancing the roomba. 1.4706 0.05419 170 111 38 21
443 You wanted to live near the beach. 1.4702 0.05200 168 106 45 17
444 You misunderstood me when I said, “ We’re sitting on a gold mine”. 1.4702 0.05200 168 106 45 17
445 This 'find my remote' app is much better than the 'find my keys' one. 1.4699 0.05382 166 107 40 19
446 I just love a guy who loses a ring right before he proposes. 1.4695 0.05291 164 104 43 17
447 Don't you want to tell them you've already found the remote? 1.4694 0.05571 147 93 39 15
448 I don't think that's how you mine Bitcoin. 1.4691 0.04857 194 123 51 20
449 You seem distracted. 1.4689 0.05070 177 112 47 18
450 Just tell me where you’re hiding all these so-called bitcoins, Michael. 1.4686 0.05363 175 115 38 22
451 Ok, I get it. I lose my keys a lot! 1.4685 0.05508 143 89 41 13
452 And yet your mother has the nerve to call ME a gold digger? 1.4685 0.05855 143 93 33 17
453 You mean you really can’t see them? 1.4679 0.05489 156 100 39 17
454 Searching for love in all the wrong places. 1.4675 0.05839 154 103 30 21
455 Do you think THEY detect my resentment toward you, Lenny? 1.4675 0.05541 154 99 38 17
456 You think they'd start by looking under the seat cushions? 1.4675 0.04896 169 103 53 13
457 But it's my favorite underwire bra. 1.4671 0.05436 152 96 41 15
458 "When was the last time you vacuumed?" 1.4667 0.05267 165 105 43 17
459 I think we need to be the change, rather than search for it. 1.4667 0.05570 150 96 38 16
460 Well, the landlord did say the apartment had a beach vibe. 1.4663 0.04790 178 109 55 14
461 They said it had something to do with voter fraud. 1.4658 0.05644 161 107 33 21
462 You weren’t kidding, your house really is on the beach. 1.4654 0.05411 159 102 40 17
463 I don’t think this is how you mine for Bitcoin Jeff… 1.4654 0.05628 159 105 34 20
464 If you play a beeping sound on your phone, they all go crazy. 1.4653 0.05988 144 96 29 19
465 If they find the ring we can still get married Saturday. 1.4653 0.05654 144 92 37 15
466 It was not ‘ just an earring’ to me. 1.4651 0.05176 172 110 44 18
467 Couldn’t they just look between the cushions? 1.4651 0.04765 172 104 56 12
468 They found my keys three days ago, but I enjoy their company. 1.4650 0.05074 157 96 49 12
469 Their unemployment benefits ran out. 1.4648 0.05799 142 92 34 16
470 I feel like we’re sitting on a goldmine. 1.4648 0.05624 142 90 38 14
471 They can’t find anything for us to talk about, either… 1.4645 0.05952 155 106 26 23
472 Not what I pictured when you said your friends were all metal-heads. 1.4645 0.05359 155 98 42 15
473 Adults these days are always on their devices... 1.4643 0.05771 140 90 35 15
474 This Bitcoin-mining-thing is getting way out of hand. 1.4639 0.05514 166 110 35 21
475 I have yet to verify your claim that you've buried the hatchet. 1.4639 0.05448 166 109 37 20
476 If you weren’t so cheap with the ring, they would have found it by now. 1.4638 0.06011 138 91 30 17
477 Your dad's friends are weird 1.4638 0.05159 138 82 48 8
478 You could just get a job. 1.4634 0.05429 164 107 38 19
479 I don’t think they understand Bitcoin. 1.4629 0.05174 175 113 43 19
480 Misplace your keys again, babe? 1.4629 0.04709 175 106 57 12
481 Should we tell them that’s not how to mine Bitcoin? 1.4627 0.05769 134 85 36 13
482 If you ignore them, they eventually find their way back to the beach. 1.4624 0.04948 186 119 48 19
483 What’s this fetish of yours called again? 1.4621 0.05538 145 92 39 14
484 Gerald, it doesn’t matter how many people you have looking for bitcoins... this isn’t how it works... 1.4621 0.05451 145 91 41 13
485 They’re looking for something called “coins.” 1.4620 0.05435 158 102 39 17
486 Honey, this isn’t the kind of sweeping service I had in mind. 1.4620 0.04866 184 116 51 17
487 Have they checked the dryer? 1.4615 0.05415 143 89 42 12
488 They're apparently looking for your sense of humor. 1.4610 0.05740 141 91 35 15
489 It’s not you Steve, I just feel like we are looking for different things 1.4606 0.05471 165 109 36 20
490 When I said I’m into heavy metal, this is not what I meant. 1.4605 0.05669 152 100 34 18
491 Your apartment reminds me of the beach. 1.4604 0.05800 139 90 34 15
492 They're looking for Trump votes. 1.4600 0.05725 150 99 33 18
493 I think we should buy this sofa. 1.4600 0.05320 150 94 43 13
494 Did you press the 'Find my Phone' thing again?" 1.4599 0.05770 137 88 35 14
495 When you said 2021 was going to be a minefield, you were not talking figuratively? 1.4599 0.05862 137 89 33 15
496 Be careful with your response... you're entering a minefield. 1.4593 0.05926 135 88 32 15
497 I wonder what other couples do on a Saturday. 1.4593 0.05540 135 84 40 11
498 Do you think they know something we don't? 1.4591 0.05183 159 100 45 14
499 You can't do this every time you misplace your keys. 1.4589 0.05509 146 93 39 14
500 You'd think by now at least one of 'em would've checked under the sofa cushions. 1.4586 0.05533 157 103 36 18
501 We could have just bought a new remote 1.4581 0.05197 155 97 45 13
502 Until they get the AI 100% perfected, our autonomous vacuums are required to have backup drivers. 1.4577 0.06130 142 97 25 20
503 I find it strange that you bring a sofa to the beach. 1.4575 0.05563 153 100 36 17
504 Seriously,who puts their cryptocurrency password on a nose ring? 1.4570 0.05848 151 102 29 20
505 No worry. The good stuff always falls between the couch cushions. 1.4568 0.05261 162 104 42 16
506 In the end, we’re all just…searching for something. Aren’t we? 1.4559 0.05892 136 89 32 15
507 You checked under the sofa cusions, right? 1.4558 0.05480 147 94 39 14
508 You’re the one who wanted a place at the beach. 1.4557 0.05650 158 106 32 20
509 Are you sure this is the way to mine bitcoins? 1.4557 0.05281 158 101 42 15
510 Don’t they know it’s between the cushions? 1.4552 0.05765 134 86 35 13
511 Are you sure it was real gold? 1.4545 0.06023 132 87 30 15
512 Have you thought about getting a keychain? 1.4545 0.05764 143 94 33 16
513 Did you lose your keys? 1.4545 0.05379 154 99 40 15
514 This already cost more than your wedding ring was worth! 1.4545 0.05686 154 103 32 19
515 When they said this home was a hidden treasure, this wasn’t what I had in mind. 1.4540 0.05379 163 107 38 18
516 I lost my mettle. 1.4539 0.05588 152 100 35 17
517 And you said *I* was the gold digger. 1.4539 0.05736 141 92 34 15
518 What are the chances of them finding your sense of humour? 1.4534 0.05428 161 106 37 18
519 Did all of your uncles retire on the same day? 1.4534 0.05569 161 108 33 20
520 Wait, THIS is Bitcoin mining? 1.4533 0.05563 150 98 36 16
521 Honey, you know we can just get a universal remote, right? 1.4532 0.05328 139 86 43 10
522 I told you this place was right on the beach. 1.4527 0.05281 148 93 43 12
523 Can't you just put your keys on the hook? 1.4521 0.05505 146 94 38 14
524 Should we tell them the loose change is under the cushions? 1.4514 0.05009 144 87 49 8
525 Detect this…we’re over. 1.4514 0.05899 144 97 29 18
526 Hope they find my will to live 1.4510 0.05560 153 101 35 17
527 They better find this "engagement ring" you claim to have "dropped!" 1.4509 0.04947 173 110 48 15
528 Told you a thousand times to keep the key in just one place... 1.4507 0.05616 142 92 36 14
529 OK. Come clean. You didn't really lose the ring. You never bought it in the first place, did you? 1.4507 0.05616 142 92 36 14
530 Even if they don’t find your 1936 Lincoln penny, will you have them come back when I lose my mind? 1.4507 0.05961 142 96 28 18
531 How else should we find the remote? 1.4504 0.05756 131 84 35 12
532 You and your teeny-tiny, teeny-tiny earrings. 1.4504 0.05857 131 85 33 13
533 I don't mind the metal detectors but the two in the cargo shorts have got to go" 1.4503 0.05290 151 96 42 13
534 I think you're going overboard with the prenup. 1.4500 0.05764 140 92 33 15
535 There are easier ways to find the remote Greg. 1.4497 0.05424 149 96 39 14
536 Is there something you're not telling me? 1.4496 0.06024 129 85 30 14
537 Too bad those things aren’t vacuums. 1.4496 0.05923 129 84 32 13
538 I thought it would be funny to mark our house as an old Civil War battleground on Google Maps 1.4496 0.06319 129 88 24 17
539 You should have told me you’re metallurgic. 1.4493 0.05733 138 90 34 14
540 How long has it been since you vacuumed? 1.4488 0.05885 127 82 33 12
541 OK, but please keep the keys on the hook from now on. 1.4488 0.05668 127 80 37 10
542 Look, when I said Love is a minefield, I think you overreacted. 1.4487 0.05403 156 102 38 16
543 I don't know... They just showed up after I pressed the find my phone button! 1.4487 0.05479 156 103 36 17
544 Are we missing something here? 1.4487 0.04838 156 95 52 9
545 When you say we need to talk, I feel like I'm walking into a mine field. 1.4485 0.05979 136 91 29 16
546 Let's just buy a new remote. 1.4485 0.05699 136 88 35 13
547 The chances of them exercising their mineral rights were a million to one, he said. 1.4483 0.05784 145 97 31 17
548 Are you sure you ‘lost’ the engagement ring? 1.4483 0.05616 145 95 35 15
549 I told you our StayCation would be just like being at the beach 1.4483 0.05172 145 90 45 10
550 My money's on the guy in the plaid. 1.4481 0.05215 154 98 43 13
551 You could just get a new phone. 1.4478 0.05952 134 89 30 15
552 What did you say in that post? 1.4470 0.05621 132 84 37 11
553 You told them we were mining CRYPTO right? 1.4468 0.05643 141 92 35 14
554 Or we could just look under the cushions for loose change. 1.4468 0.05643 141 92 35 14
555 Lost the car keys again? 1.4465 0.05327 159 104 39 16
556 Did you try looking under the cushions? 1.4462 0.05785 130 84 34 12
557 Very impressive response but what was it doing off you finger in the first place. 1.4460 0.05609 139 90 36 13
558 Why don't you just put your car keys on a hook? 1.4459 0.05143 157 100 44 13
559 Don't you have any friends who know what mining for bitcoin actually entails? 1.4453 0.06056 128 85 29 14
560 I told you the keys were on the counter. 1.4453 0.05635 128 81 37 10
561 When you said it was a small engagement ring, exactly how small was it? 1.4453 0.05761 137 90 33 14
562 Isn't this a bit of overkill? I'm sure your keys will turn up. 1.4453 0.05376 137 86 41 10
563 Most people have two sets of car keys. 1.4444 0.05154 153 97 44 12
564 It's not just a penny. It's a 1943 copper-alloy penny! 1.4444 0.06126 126 84 28 14
565 Why did you tell your mom I lost your grandmother’s wedding ring? 1.4444 0.05556 153 102 34 17
566 So where's the change you promised? 1.4444 0.06022 126 83 30 13
567 You know I found my ring yesterday 1.4444 0.05642 144 95 34 15
568 Wait til they realize it's between the couch cushions. 1.4437 0.05368 151 98 39 14
569 Your relatives have taken “Where’s the ring?” too far this time 1.4437 0.05957 142 97 27 18
570 They better find that remote in time for my show. 1.4436 0.05982 133 89 29 15
571 Don’t think for a minute this is better than actually GOING to the beach 1.4436 0.06077 133 90 27 16
572 Apparently this is where the Rainbow ends. 1.4435 0.06304 124 84 25 15
573 Just order a new set of keys already. 1.4435 0.06407 124 85 23 16
574 They were told to work from home, but no one specified whose home 1.4435 0.05983 124 81 31 12
575 Now that I think about it, maybe I wasn't even wearing an earring. 1.4429 0.06021 140 96 26 18
576 I told you not to build on the beach. 1.4429 0.05669 140 92 34 14
577 Honey, your cellphone is in your hand. 1.4429 0.05848 140 94 30 16
578 There are five Geigers but who’s counting? 1.4429 0.05390 140 89 40 11
579 Just relax. They tell me it is only once a day and purely precautionary 1.4426 0.06054 122 80 30 12
580 Will your dad’s friends be staying for dinner 1.4423 0.05322 156 102 39 15
581 Who knew it would be so hard to find the TV remote? 1.4422 0.05640 147 98 33 16
582 What happened to just looking between the cushions? 1.4419 0.05709 129 83 35 11
583 I got to keep the house, but had to sell the mining rights 1.4419 0.06019 129 86 29 14
584 When the agent said this place was a hidden gem, I didn't think she meant it literally. 1.4419 0.05917 129 85 31 13
585 Yes, I do believe in thrift. But couldn't you just forget about the quarter? 1.4414 0.05438 145 94 38 13
586 Are you sure you didn’t leave them in the car? 1.4414 0.05259 145 92 42 11
587 It’s always in the couch cushions 1.4414 0.05612 145 96 34 15
588 I didn't really mean it when I said "If you lose your house key again you're outta here." 1.4412 0.05598 136 88 36 12
589 I liked it better when you guys used to play poker! 1.4412 0.05500 136 87 38 11
590 You never know what you’ll find in old shag carpet. 1.4412 0.05598 136 88 36 12
591 Are you sure you didn’t leave them in the door again? 1.4412 0.05500 136 87 38 11
592 And your mom said I was the gold digger? 1.4409 0.06290 127 87 24 16
593 Shouldn’t they be looking in our haystack instead? 1.4406 0.05310 143 91 41 11
594 Just admit you lost your car keys 1.4403 0.05851 134 89 31 14
595 I knew you were into heavy metal, but this wasn't what I pictured. 1.4403 0.05656 134 87 35 12
596 For a quick clean, I replace the heads of their metal detectors with Roombas and tell them I dropped some gold. 1.4403 0.05755 134 88 33 13
597 I'm getting a lot of mixed signals 1.4403 0.05755 134 88 33 13
598 Well for starters they're detecting your sarcasm. 1.4400 0.05946 125 82 31 12
599 Cheap beachfront property didn’t raise any red flags? 1.4400 0.05308 150 97 40 13
600 Why is this beachfront property so cheap, you asked. 1.4400 0.05836 125 81 33 11
601 This isn’t what I pictured when you invited me back to your beach house 1.4394 0.06202 132 91 24 17
602 So far two gold doubloons, the retainer my brother lost last January, and somebody's engagement ring, but no car keys yet. 1.4392 0.05443 148 97 37 14
603 Did you really drop the ring? 1.4390 0.05309 123 75 42 6
604 I think it’s time to send in the Roomba. 1.4388 0.05876 139 94 29 16
605 Imagine if they could vacuum too! 1.4385 0.05779 130 85 33 12
606 This "Find-My-Keys" app is seriously old school. 1.4385 0.05779 130 85 33 12
607 Really? I know we sat here for 15 months but could we have dropped that much change in the couch? 1.4384 0.05232 146 93 42 11
608 Just be cool. We’re sitting on about $27 of couch coin. 1.4380 0.05566 137 89 36 12
609 You never had a ring for me in the first place. Did you? 1.4379 0.05551 153 103 33 17
610 They're my dad's friends. I told him I'd lost some bitcoins. 1.4375 0.05443 160 108 34 18
611 Funny. The first place I would check would be under the sofa cushions. 1.4375 0.05550 144 95 35 14
612 Well, they did advertise it as a 'beach house.' 1.4375 0.05843 128 84 32 12
613 You lost your wedding ring, got it, anything else you want to tell me? 1.4375 0.05373 144 93 39 12
614 Don’t mind them, they just want their engagement rings back. 1.4375 0.05462 144 94 37 13
615 Remember when we could get coins at a bank? 1.4370 0.05321 135 85 41 9
616 Maybe they'll find that engagement ring you promised me. 1.4370 0.05721 135 89 33 13
617 No, Brad, I don't think they'll find you a sense of humor. 1.4370 0.05817 135 90 31 14
618 I’m expecting an engagement ring. If I don’t find it, you’re history. 1.4370 0.05678 119 75 36 8
619 I hired them to find what we used to like about each other. 1.4366 0.05606 142 94 34 14
620 While they're at it, can you ask them to detect any passion? 1.4366 0.05516 142 93 36 13
621 Why can't we just look in the sofa cushions for spare change like normal people for once? 1.4361 0.05683 133 87 34 12
622 And I thought bringing a sofa to the beach would be soooo relaxing! 1.4361 0.06071 133 91 26 16
623 I just want to be absolutely sure it’s safe to leave the sofa. 1.4361 0.05880 133 89 30 14
624 I'm detecting some misgivings about our relationship. 1.4357 0.05572 140 92 35 13
625 Still think it was a good idea to bring our couch to the beach? 1.4357 0.05664 140 93 33 14
626 Lemme guess: you told your dad about bitcoins?" 1.4356 0.07094 101 70 18 13
627 All I said was I lost a bitcoin. 1.4355 0.05753 124 80 34 10
628 At what point do we give up and let them look between the cushions? 1.4354 0.05381 147 96 38 13
629 It's dad's heavy metal band 1.4351 0.05846 131 87 31 13
630 If we had a second set of keys we wouldn't have to sit through this every weekend, Carl! 1.4351 0.05945 131 88 29 14
631 I have them do a sweep before any first date. 1.4351 0.05641 131 85 35 11
632 They heard me call you precious. 1.4348 0.05723 138 92 32 14
633 It's time to admit that your wedding ring is more than just 'misplaced.' 1.4348 0.05271 161 107 38 16
634 This is the metal group you play with? 1.4348 0.05814 138 93 30 15
635 These days beach erosion has driven everyone indoors. 1.4345 0.05606 145 97 33 15
636 We get half, it's passive income. 1.4344 0.05818 122 79 33 10
637 White people are weird. 1.4341 0.06012 129 87 28 14
638 Absolutely no sex until my IUD is located. 1.4333 0.06667 120 85 18 17
639 What do they do when the music stops? 1.4333 0.06119 120 80 28 12
640 Stupid spell check! I was ordering five meal deliveries. 1.4331 0.05978 127 85 29 13
641 Who is the guy in the checked shirt? 1.4330 0.07014 97 66 20 11
642 This new find my iPhone feature seems a bit invasive! 1.4328 0.05845 134 90 30 14
643 I just said to Siri I couldn't find my wallet! 1.4324 0.05266 148 96 40 12
644 I liked Poker Night better. 1.4322 0.05955 118 77 31 10
645 Where was the last place you saw it? 1.4322 0.05706 118 75 35 8
646 Change is the only constant. 1.4320 0.06047 125 84 28 13
647 It will be much easier on you if you just admit you lost your wedding ring. 1.4320 0.05487 125 79 38 8
648 This wouldn't be happening if you just put your keys in the bowl, like I told you. 1.4318 0.05710 132 87 33 12
649 Everyone is looking for something. 1.4317 0.05504 139 91 36 12
650 Why am I not believing that you'll propose when they find it? 1.4310 0.06150 116 77 28 11
651 Can’t you just admit you searched ‘help finding gold’ instead of mold? 1.4310 0.06270 116 78 26 12
652 The crew in the master bedroom are almost done. 1.4309 0.06008 123 82 29 12
653 Let's live on the beach!, you said. 1.4309 0.05896 123 81 31 11
654 We've been dating 5 years...there must be an engagement ring somewhere. 1.4308 0.05454 130 83 38 9
655 I wanted a little realism for our staycation. Just wait till the seagulls get here. 1.4306 0.05456 144 95 36 13
656 I told you- you left your Keys in the car. 1.4305 0.05017 151 96 45 10
657 Are they going to spend all night listening to heavy metal? 1.4298 0.06471 114 78 23 13
658 I told my last girlfriend 'I'll give you a 1909 S VDB penny for your thoughts and I haven't been able to get rid of her brothers 1.4298 0.06471 114 78 23 13
659 They’re sarcasm detectors, Mark. 1.4298 0.06590 114 79 21 14
660 I told them I dropped a Bitcoin. 1.4298 0.06100 114 75 29 10
661 OK, I admit it. I took your quarters to do the laundry. 1.4298 0.06191 121 82 26 13
662 I told you we should have buried it somewhere else. 1.4297 0.05283 128 80 41 7
663 I promise, they'll find the remote. 1.4297 0.05836 128 85 31 12
664 I know people are hoping for change these days but this is ridiculous. 1.4297 0.05730 128 84 33 11
665 I thought you said Roomba's playdate was next week? 1.4296 0.05715 135 90 32 13
666 Still looking for your Bitcoins? 1.4296 0.05600 142 95 33 14
667 You gotta admit, our new car keys location service is very responsive. 1.4295 0.05324 149 98 38 13
668 You know Kevin, even if they find your balls, I’m still leaving you.” 1.4286 0.06417 126 89 20 17
669 They're actually bamboo detectors. This same crew worked on the Arizona audit. 1.4286 0.05677 133 88 33 12
670 If they were Apathetic Boyfriend Detectors, they would hear a lot of beeps right now. 1.4286 0.06035 119 79 29 11
671 Shouldn't be too long until they find the engagement ring you definitely bought. 1.4286 0.05794 119 77 33 9
672 You rent and do not own any mineral rights. 1.4286 0.06599 119 84 19 16
673 Until we find the keys we are NOT leaving this apartment 1.4286 0.05682 126 82 34 10
674 I'm sorry but I really hate the first day of Loose Change hunting season. 1.4286 0.06035 119 79 29 11
675 I told you not to post that $50. reward in Facebook for my lost wedding ring! 1.4286 0.05461 147 98 35 14
676 Don’t worry babe, they’ll find the remote soon. 1.4275 0.05623 138 92 33 13
677 For the last time, the vaccine DID NOT make me MAGNETIC. Will you please send these guys home? 1.4275 0.05987 138 96 25 17
678 For the last time honey. I didn’t hide the remote! 1.4275 0.06037 131 90 26 15
679 Depending on what they find, I can take you to either Jean Georges or Wendy’s. 1.4274 0.06185 124 85 25 14
680 Are you going to tell them you already found your phone? 1.4274 0.05512 124 79 37 8
681 I might have a bit of a reputation as a gold digger. Why do you ask? 1.4274 0.06573 117 82 20 15
682 Don't they know, nobody carries change anymore. 1.4274 0.05986 117 77 30 10
683 I'm sorry, but we're not starting the show until we find my earring. 1.4267 0.05624 150 103 30 17
684 I told them there is a hoard of Spanish gold under the rug, but actually, I am missing my house key. 1.4262 0.05572 122 78 36 8
685 Paranoid maybe? But my last relationship was a real minefield. 1.4262 0.06039 122 82 28 12
686 Vacuum cleaners that look like mental detectors have really been a game changer 1.4262 0.05810 122 80 32 10
687 Don’t even look at me until they find my IUD! 1.4261 0.06305 115 78 25 12
688 You had it last! 1.4261 0.06059 115 76 29 10
689 Jon, I’m not so sure these are the right people to help you find your mettle. 1.4261 0.05801 115 74 33 8
690 They're looking for that engagement ring you must have misplaced. 1.4255 0.05803 141 97 28 16
691 Do you get that feeling that we're missing something? 1.4252 0.05757 127 84 32 11
692 I’m just gonna sit here and wait for them to figure out the real treasure was the friends made along the way. 1.4252 0.05305 127 80 40 7
693 Well, what are your roommates into? 1.4250 0.05757 120 78 33 9
694 Get a beach house, you said. It'll be fun, you said. Just the two of us, you said. 1.4250 0.05634 120 77 35 8
695 Lost your wedding ring again? 1.4248 0.06133 113 75 28 10
696 Lose something? 1.4248 0.06261 113 76 26 11
697 Really George. It's just an earring. 1.4248 0.05734 113 72 34 7
698 So you say you dropped the ring? 1.4248 0.06133 113 75 28 10
699 I’m starting to think we’re sitting on something big… 1.4248 0.06386 113 77 24 12
700 No way am I giving up my seat when the music stops. 1.4240 0.05710 125 82 33 10
701 Well, I just hope they find my earring. 1.4240 0.05931 125 84 29 12
702 They come out every seventeen years. 1.4240 0.06145 125 86 25 14
703 I told you this house is a gold mine. 1.4234 0.06078 111 73 29 9
704 I don't know. Everything we own is plastic. 1.4234 0.06078 111 73 29 9
705 I keep them around, to find the remote. 1.4234 0.05941 111 72 31 8
706 Posting on Instagram that you lost your Bitcoin was not a good idea. 1.4234 0.06341 111 75 25 11
707 Imagine if they were under the couch this whole time. 1.4234 0.06341 111 75 25 11
708 They’re looking for their humanity. Texas is a big state. This may take a while. 1.4231 0.06067 130 90 25 15
709 Next time, make sure the ring is actually in the box. 1.4228 0.06000 123 83 28 12
710 Don't. Move. The one in plaid is eyeing the sofa cushions. 1.4228 0.05773 123 81 32 10
711 Really, Craig? Was looking for the car keys on your own THAT difficult? 1.4228 0.05538 123 79 36 8
712 Are you sure you didn't leave your keys in your other pants? 1.4228 0.05773 123 81 32 10
713 If they can't find it, the wedding's off. 1.4224 0.06262 116 79 25 12
714 One way or another, we’ll find your earring. 1.4224 0.05891 116 76 31 9
715 I'm loving this Find My Earring app. 1.4220 0.06424 109 74 24 11
716 I might say “yes” but I’ll need to see the ring first. 1.4220 0.06154 109 72 28 9
717 So, you told your friends I had a big booty? 1.4219 0.05933 128 87 28 13
718 The 5G microchip search team arrived soon after the Jones’s reported no vaccine side effects 1.4219 0.06036 128 88 26 14
719 I am beginning to think your keys are gone for good. 1.4218 0.05454 147 99 34 14
720 We could be sitting on a gold mine here. 1.4218 0.05623 147 101 30 16
721 They’re looking for the plot 1.4218 0.05281 147 97 38 12
722 well admit it, you never really did buy me a ring. 1.4215 0.05956 121 81 29 11
723 This is not how you find the G spot, Carl 1.4206 0.05785 126 84 31 11
724 They call them ' Coins.' It's like ancient money or something. 1.4203 0.05225 138 89 40 9
725 I don't know why they don't just look beneath the cushions. 1.4203 0.05709 138 94 30 14
726 My point is, don't ever say 'relationship minefield' again. 1.4196 0.06296 112 76 25 11
727 You certainly are a very convincing conspiracy theorist. 1.4196 0.05762 112 72 33 7
728 So, if they find it, do I have to wait another five years for the wedding? 1.4196 0.06167 112 75 27 10
729 Guessing they don't get what 'lost Bitcoins' means? 1.4196 0.06035 112 74 29 9
730 They’re searching for reasons not to get vaccinated… 1.4196 0.06422 112 77 23 12
731 This is not my idea of a vacation at the beach. 1.4196 0.05473 143 96 34 13
732 Some guys never stop listening to metal. 1.4194 0.05737 124 82 32 10
733 Stand up! If they can't find the remote, you're sitting on it! 1.4194 0.05737 124 82 32 10
734 Do they know that the new washing machines take credit cards? 1.4194 0.05850 124 83 30 11
735 Well, the real estate agent told us the place was a hidden treasure... 1.4188 0.05852 117 77 31 9
736 And you're sure you wouldn't be happy if we got you a new 'lucky' paper clip? 1.4188 0.05977 117 78 29 10
737 Goddam car keys. 1.4182 0.06507 110 76 22 12
738 They all said they would find it or it's free. That's why they don't look so happy. 1.4182 0.05831 110 71 32 7
739 Wouldn’t it be more useful if they used vacuum cleaners? 1.4182 0.05686 110 70 34 6
740 Let’s hope they don’t check the sofa 1.4182 0.05831 110 71 32 7
741 How long will your uncles be staying? 1.4182 0.06507 110 76 22 12
742 You know, we can always just go get another remote. 1.4180 0.05917 122 82 29 11
743 When you said your roommate was into heavy metal, this isn’t what I expected. 1.4180 0.06030 122 83 27 12
744 They’re never going to look under the cushions. Should we just give them the quarter? 1.4179 0.05734 134 91 30 13
745 Is this your friends’ way of calling me a gold digger? 1.4174 0.06049 115 77 28 10
746 I think you need to find the change within yourself. 1.4174 0.06416 115 80 22 13
747 I told you we were tracking in sand. 1.4174 0.06049 115 77 28 10
748 The next time you lose your keys, let's NOT tell my family. 1.4173 0.05962 127 87 27 13
749 If only they could find us something to watch on Netflix. 1.4167 0.06047 108 71 29 8
750 Maybe they'll be able to find the engagement ring you promised me. 1.4167 0.05789 144 101 26 17
751 It's time we got new financial advisors. 1.4160 0.06030 125 86 26 13
752 Maybe it’s time to spring for a spare car key? 1.4160 0.06030 125 86 26 13
753 Did you lose your bitcoin, too? 1.4159 0.06251 113 77 25 11
754 I told you my friends are all gold diggers! 1.4159 0.05993 113 75 29 9
755 Maybe we just buy a new remote." 1.4155 0.05496 142 96 33 13
756 Now I’m thinking that your sports buddies weren’t so bad after all. 1.4153 0.05936 118 79 29 10
757 All this for your stupid nose ring... 1.4153 0.05153 118 73 41 4
758 But the mineral rights are ours once the mortgage is paid? 1.4153 0.05936 118 79 29 10
759 I think they misunderstood when I said I was sitting on a gold mine. 1.4153 0.06406 118 83 21 14
760 You know there’s a Find My Phone app now, right? 1.4153 0.06057 118 80 27 11
761 So what's the deal with mineral rights around here? 1.4151 0.06410 106 72 24 10
762 They’re looking for the ring you have yet to propose with 1.4151 0.06549 106 73 22 11
763 Those are mental detectors. 1.4150 0.05094 147 96 41 10
764 Next time you lose the remote I suggest you buy a new TV. 1.4146 0.06101 123 85 25 13
765 Yes, marriage can be a minefield. 1.4146 0.05991 123 84 27 12
766 Have you been using cash again? 1.4144 0.06200 111 75 26 10
767 I thought we were the change we were looking for. 1.4144 0.06459 111 77 22 12
768 We can survive without the remote, darling. 1.4138 0.05881 116 77 30 9
769 When I said we’re sitting on a gold mine I didn’t think you’d take me literally. 1.4138 0.06131 116 79 26 11
770 Someone has to find my car keys. 1.4138 0.06007 116 78 28 10
771 They promised they’d find the remote in 30 minutes or less. 1.4138 0.06007 116 78 28 10
772 Still think key hooks are stupid? 1.4138 0.06131 116 79 26 11
773 This is the last “pretend we are at the beach”staycation! 1.4138 0.06252 116 80 24 12
774 We're sitting on a gold mine here. 1.4138 0.06370 116 81 22 13
775 Walking on eggshells was tough, but walking on land mines has brought us closer than ever. 1.4138 0.06487 116 82 20 14
776 Who’s going to tell them that all they have to do is check under the cushions? 1.4135 0.05760 133 91 29 13
777 There must be a simpler way to find your keys. 1.4135 0.05456 133 88 35 10
778 Your roommates get desperate when the rent is due. 1.4135 0.05760 133 91 29 13
779 Guess who else won't find what he's looking for? 1.4135 0.06779 104 73 19 12
780 So you lost your lucky quarter, get over it. 1.4135 0.06639 104 72 21 11
781 You used to be able see the ocean here. 1.4135 0.06352 104 70 25 9
782 So, that little tracker tag I got you to find your keys is more invasive than this? 1.4135 0.06352 104 70 25 9
783 Just admit you were wrong and you and your friends can go play outside 1.4135 0.06352 104 70 25 9
784 Daryl’s hallucinations had become oddly specific, but luckily, non-threatening. 1.4135 0.06915 104 74 17 13
785 I said that I lost an IUD, not an IED. 1.4132 0.06284 121 85 22 14
786 Is this because I made that comment about you having a screw loose? 1.4132 0.05829 121 81 30 10
787 Once they find my ring, we are getting rid of this shag carpet. 1.4132 0.05829 121 81 30 10
788 Shouldn’t you have checked the couch first?” 1.4132 0.05710 121 80 32 9
789 So, that story about my ring being cleaned? 1.4132 0.05710 121 80 32 9
790 Maybe you should ease up on the iron supplements... 1.4128 0.06414 109 75 23 11
791 Well, I told not to brag about your coins online. 1.4128 0.06003 109 72 29 8
792 They’re looking for the silver lining. 1.4128 0.06003 109 72 29 8
793 How much did you tell them your lost earring was worth? 1.4127 0.05776 126 85 30 11
794 Have you seen my keys? 1.4123 0.05546 114 73 35 6
795 Penny for your thoughts? 1.4122 0.05618 131 88 32 11
796 Moving the couch to the beach was a bad idea. 1.4122 0.05512 131 87 34 10
797 Look, I was only teasing when I said our relationship was a mine field 1.4122 0.05923 131 91 26 14
798 I told you. It's not that kind of coin. 1.4118 0.05666 136 93 30 13
799 Maybe the keys are still in the car 1.4118 0.06133 119 82 25 12
800 They didn’t realize we meant bitcoins. 1.4113 0.06168 124 87 23 14
801 They're searching for my sanity. 1.4112 0.06362 107 73 24 10
802 Oh, I just remembered. I put your keys in the kitchen drawer. 1.4112 0.06362 107 73 24 10
803 When you said your new friends were into metal, I didn't quite realize what you meant. 1.4107 0.06156 112 76 26 10
804 Just admit it. You lost your wedding ring. 1.4103 0.06208 117 81 24 12
805 I don’t mine. Do you 1.4100 0.06371 100 67 25 8
806 Just keep your keys on the hook next time." 1.4095 0.06006 105 69 29 7
807 When you told me the party's theme is "gold-digger", this is not what I was picturing in my head... 1.4095 0.06006 105 69 29 7
808 You know I fear change. 1.4095 0.06860 105 75 17 13
809 when you said you where joining a metal band this is not what I expected 1.4095 0.06447 105 72 23 10
810 ...and you call ME a gold digger! 1.4095 0.06304 105 71 25 9
811 Don’t worry, hon. That only happens to old white men. 1.4094 0.05847 127 87 28 12
812 I thought it seemed strange when Jerry said he was inviting us over to play Minesweeper. 1.4094 0.05629 127 85 32 10
813 I told you my friends were into Heavy Metal. 1.4091 0.06098 110 74 27 9
814 If you kept it on your finger, we wouldn't have to do this again. 1.4091 0.05787 132 91 28 13
815 Maybe we should check under the cushions. 1.4087 0.05910 115 77 29 9
816 . "I keep telling you Honey, I think we're sitting on a gold mine here." 1.4087 0.05910 115 77 29 9
817 They can’t even find my stainless steel knee! 1.4083 0.05613 120 79 33 8
818 It’s like Pokémon Go but for boomers 1.4083 0.05976 120 82 27 11
819 The coin shortage has gotten serious 1.4080 0.05913 125 86 27 12
820 It would help if you just put the remote where it belongs 1.4078 0.06535 103 71 22 10
821 So what makes you think I'm under surveillance? 1.4078 0.06535 103 71 22 10
822 I’m worried they’ll find your fear of commitment and not the engagement ring. 1.4078 0.06237 103 69 26 8
823 I wonder when we should tell them I'm wearing steel toed shoes? 1.4078 0.06388 103 70 24 9
824 The good news is they may find uranium under the couch. The bad news is they may find uranium under the couch. 1.4078 0.06388 103 70 24 9
825 They’re mining for CouchCoin 1.4078 0.06821 103 73 18 12
826 Most people would check between the sofa cushions for their car keys first. 1.4077 0.05850 130 90 27 13
827 Wouldn’t it have been easier to just lift up the cushions? 1.4077 0.05951 130 91 25 14
828 I tell you, this is our only chance at finding a downpayment on a condo. 1.4077 0.05850 130 90 27 13
829 Change is good. 1.4074 0.06314 108 74 24 10
830 We should have just gotten that golden retriever 1.4074 0.06314 108 74 24 10
831 So, why aren’t you wearing our engagement ring? 1.4071 0.05354 140 94 35 11
832 Why can't you just admit that you pawned your wedding ring again? 1.4071 0.06112 113 77 26 10
833 Actually, they are vintage Roomba's 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
834 Not sure this is the way you mine cryptocurrency. 1.4065 0.05270 123 79 38 6
835 I am incredibly addicted to Minesweeper right now 1.4065 0.06091 123 86 24 13
836 Your joke about the Maltese Falcon under your floorboards seems to have found an audience. 1.4062 0.05915 128 89 26 13
837 (He finally understood why meeting the family would be awkward) 1.4062 0.05810 128 88 28 12
838 They guarantee they will find your password. 1.4060 0.05550 133 90 32 11
839 You know that’s not how you look for Bitcoin. 1.4059 0.05832 101 65 31 5
840 Honey, remember when I said there were a few things in my past I couldn’t talk about? 1.4059 0.06163 101 67 27 7
841 I told you, dude, no one understands bitcoin. 1.4059 0.06476 101 69 23 9
842 So it turns out we really have been sitting on a gold mine, honey. 1.4059 0.06321 101 68 25 8
843 That better not be a ring they're searching for. 1.4059 0.06775 101 71 19 11
844 Or you could just ask me what turns me on. 1.4059 0.06476 101 69 23 9
845 I’m sure it’ll turn up. 1.4059 0.06163 101 67 27 7
846 I've never understood mining for bitcoins. 1.4057 0.06673 106 75 19 12
847 This is why I asked you not to track sand in the house. 1.4056 0.05274 143 96 36 11
848 If they can't help us find the remote, no one can. 1.4052 0.06120 116 80 25 11
849 Yeah... Im sure you 'lost' your wedding ring. 1.4052 0.05869 116 78 29 9
850 I told them change comes from within, and they took it a little too literally. 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
851 I think they're are unclear on the concept of bit-coins. 1.4050 0.05699 121 81 31 9
852 We must be sitting on a gold mine. 1.4048 0.05541 126 84 33 9
853 When are you going to tell them that you didn't actually lose a 1944-S Lincoln steel penny? 1.4040 0.06722 99 69 20 10
854 Do you think they know that we're on the second floor? 1.4040 0.06722 99 69 20 10
855 They’re looking for my raison d'etre. 1.4040 0.07022 99 71 16 12
856 Did you know that our living room was a Civil War Battle Site before we moved in? 1.4038 0.06190 104 70 26 8
857 I told Dad I dropped some Dogecoin in the carpet. 1.4038 0.06190 104 70 26 8
858 I think I liked it better when they were just all on their phones 1.4037 0.06130 109 74 26 9
859 I told you we'd be sitting on a goldmine. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
860 I wish I had a knee replacement. Just for kicks. 1.4032 0.06051 124 87 24 13
861 Does the tv remote even contain metal? 1.4020 0.06424 102 70 23 9
862 They work for the tooth fairy. 1.4020 0.06115 102 68 27 7
863 It’s called passive income 1.4020 0.06720 102 72 19 11
864 Don't tell me you've lost your bearings... 1.4019 0.06621 107 76 19 12
865 Who would have thought that eminent domain included a search for the truth? 1.4017 0.05829 117 79 29 9
866 Is your dad still trying to mine bitcoin? 1.4017 0.05829 117 79 29 9
867 They're drawn to me because I take all these iron supplements. 1.4017 0.05014 117 73 41 3
868 When you find the irony, what will you do with it? 1.4016 0.05943 127 89 25 13
869 You offered a reward to find the remote? 1.4000 0.06151 115 80 24 11
870 I'm just going to say it. I don't like your friends. 1.4000 0.06354 110 77 22 11
871 Should we tell them Bitcoins aren’t metallic? 1.4000 0.05846 120 82 28 10
872 ...what's odd is, they're all right-handed. 1.4000 0.06513 100 69 22 9
873 Well! You did say you wanted to be close to the beach. 1.4000 0.05898 115 78 28 9
874 Your mother keeps asking why I don't wear it anymore. 1.4000 0.06151 115 80 24 11
875 So your mother hires these guys to “help find your phone” if you don’t call every Sunday? 1.4000 0.06026 115 79 26 10
876 I guess it's been a while since we vacuumed. 1.4000 0.07248 80 55 18 7
877 Well… it’s cheaper than a roomba. 1.4000 0.06394 115 82 20 13
878 Would it kill you to just leave your keys on the hutch? 1.4000 0.06354 110 77 22 11
879 Look, I have to find it, it's my favourite needle ! 1.4000 0.06356 100 68 24 8
880 ...and these are the same friends who roped you into bitcoin mining... 1.3985 0.05540 133 91 31 11
881 I wasn't just talking about emotional landmines. 1.3982 0.06099 113 78 25 10
882 It might be time to tell them the gold mine you're sitting on is actually an idea. 1.3982 0.06099 113 78 25 10
883 I lost my virginity somewhere around here. 1.3981 0.06700 108 78 17 13
884 They're still looking for Jimmy Hoffa? 1.3981 0.06020 108 73 27 8
885 Most people bring home seashells! 1.3981 0.06068 103 69 27 7
886 You sure we only took half a gram 1.3980 0.07067 98 71 15 12
887 I hear you’re into heavy metal. 1.3980 0.06606 98 68 21 9
888 No, this is usually how the HOA ‘welcomes’ new black residents. Try not to startle them. Remember, they’re more afraid of you than you are of them. 1.3980 0.06763 98 69 19 10
889 It beats a day job. 1.3977 0.06573 88 59 23 6
890 i told them we bought a money pit… 1.3969 0.05701 131 91 28 12
891 This is not what I imagined when you said our staycation would be just like going to the beach. 1.3967 0.05564 121 81 32 8
892 I have a feeling our property taxes are going up. 1.3967 0.05687 121 82 30 9
893 I told them you must have lost the engagement ring. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
894 When I said we're sitting on gold, I meant figuratively. 1.3962 0.05947 106 71 28 7
895 Tell me the truth... you hocked my engagement ring, didn't you. 1.3962 0.06523 106 75 20 11
896 Really? This is your idea of shopping for an engagement ring from home! 1.3960 0.06760 101 72 18 11
897 What is it we're missing? 1.3960 0.07047 101 74 14 13
898 Can't wait till they're allowed back outside to search for spare change on the beach. 1.3960 0.06760 101 72 18 11
899 OK, admit it. You sold the ring. 1.3960 0.06306 101 69 24 8
900 It's a clause in the full disclosure agreement the buyer made us sign." 1.3960 0.07047 101 74 14 13
901 Maybe WE'RE the ones in the wrong place. 1.3958 0.06366 96 65 24 7
902 So, you don’t have any fillings. 1.3958 0.06536 96 66 22 8
903 They get a five out of five on Yelp for finding lost car keys. 1.3958 0.06702 96 67 20 9
904 My dad built the house on this big ‘X’ — Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it! 1.3958 0.06191 96 64 26 6
905 The advert said unwanted golden retrievers. 1.3958 0.06702 96 67 20 9
906 I'm detecting some weird vibes. 1.3958 0.06366 96 65 24 7
907 They’re searching for what happened to our sex life. 1.3958 0.07021 96 69 16 11
908 Are you sure this is the fastest way to find your keys? 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
909 I guess getting a beach house was not such a great idea after all. 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
910 The rent IS cheap. But ‘ archaeological site ‘ should have warned you Thor. 1.3950 0.06111 119 84 23 12
911 Well, you're the one who wanted beach front property. 1.3950 0.05751 119 81 29 9
912 Oh, did I forget to mention my roommate has a weekly metal detector group? 1.3950 0.05625 119 80 31 8
913 We are going to find your wedding ring, and you are going to wear it 1.3950 0.05625 119 80 31 8
914 It’s time to tell your dad and his friends what you really meant when you said you lost a fortune in Bitcoin. 1.3947 0.06055 114 79 25 10
915 Do I detect a hint of sarcasm? 1.3947 0.06182 114 80 23 11
916 You still think I'm a gold-digger? 1.3945 0.05832 109 73 29 7
917 Is it too late to ask if you’ve checked under the cushions? 1.3945 0.06388 109 77 21 11
918 Yes, this is your fault. You're the one who tweeted we were 'sitting on a goldmine.' What did you think was going to happen? 1.3942 0.06021 104 70 27 7
919 I said I needed help finding my inner mettle. 1.3942 0.06174 104 71 25 8
920 I promise I won't invite myself to boys' night again. 1.3942 0.05864 104 69 29 6
921 Just admit you don"t want to wear your ring! 1.3942 0.05217 137 92 36 9
922 Get it? They are looking for your sense of irony too. 1.3939 0.06858 99 71 17 11
923 The “Find My” app is down for maintenance, so they sent these guys. 1.3937 0.05495 127 86 32 9
924 Why can't you just go look for your keys like everybody else?. 1.3936 0.06456 94 64 23 7
925 Everyone's got a device these days. 1.3936 0.06276 94 63 25 6
926 If you have property in downtown Manhattan, you could be sitting on a goldmine. Call us free today to book a valuation with our teams of experts. 1.3936 0.06276 94 63 25 6
927 I still don't see how this is easier than resetting the password. 1.3936 0.07130 94 68 15 11
928 once they find the car keys we can go 1.3934 0.05998 122 86 24 12
929 If only we could remember what it was we lost… 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
930 ‘Had I known they were coming over, I would’ve given them vacuums’ 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
931 You were right! It takes a village to find a lost earring. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
932 The remote has to be somewhere. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
933 Early mornings on the beach were much nicer after Jessica and Michael upgraded their beach chairs. 1.3925 0.06335 107 75 22 10
934 Is this what you meant when you asked if I dig metal? 1.3923 0.05514 130 89 31 10
935 You get the feeling we're sitting on something valuable? 1.3922 0.06098 102 69 26 7
936 These are the guys I told you I met in Prospect Park. 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
937 I didn't think your friends were that kind of metal fan 1.3920 0.05668 125 86 29 10
938 Remind me again, why did we bring our couch to the beach? 1.3918 0.06481 97 67 22 8
939 Maybe your keys are just under the cushion. 1.3918 0.06481 97 67 22 8
940 Do you notice that no one is wearing masks? 1.3918 0.06645 97 68 20 9
941 You’re sure you’re not sitting on it? 1.3918 0.06481 97 67 22 8
942 Wait, what do *you* do when you lose your keys? 1.3918 0.06645 97 68 20 9
943 Curling for beginners, dear. 1.3918 0.05963 97 64 28 5
944 Internet is down, guess we’ll have to search this way for a bit. 1.3918 0.06960 97 70 16 11
945 'Today's just a dry run. They put the batteries in tomorrow.' 1.3918 0.06313 97 66 24 7
946 If you don’t know where your wedding ring is, at least you know you’ll be sleeping here for the next month. 1.3913 0.06365 92 62 24 6
947 It’s been like this since Ralph found a quarter in the sofa last week. 1.3913 0.06012 115 80 25 10
948 It's raining, so I told them they could practice inside. 1.3913 0.05619 115 77 31 7
949 I guess moving the sofa to the beach wasn't such a great idea. 1.3913 0.06905 92 65 18 9
950 Wouldn't it be easier to get a spare key for this place? 1.3913 0.06729 92 64 20 8
951 I'm pretty sure we'll find my lost engagement ring. 1.3913 0.06550 92 63 22 7
952 Sure, there are some inconveniences, but the historical designation gets you this cool plaque for the front of the house. 1.3913 0.06729 92 64 20 8
953 Some Republican congressman hired them to search for a voting machine they say our landlord hid. They're paying me for my silence so why not? 1.3913 0.06500 115 84 17 14
954 Tension. Detected. 1.3913 0.07076 92 66 16 10
955 Can't you just buy another I.U.D.? 1.3909 0.05644 110 73 31 6
956 That's the last time I let you be in charge of the remote. 1.3909 0.06071 110 76 25 9
957 And still, no one's checking under the cushions?" 1.3905 0.06274 105 73 23 9
958 You are a worry wart, but isn't it excessive to sweep the living room for land mines? 1.3905 0.06560 105 75 19 11
959 Why do I have the feeling you lost your wedding ring again? 1.3902 0.05492 123 83 32 8
960 Is this a hint about a ring? 1.3901 0.05305 141 97 33 11
961 Next time read the fine print before you accept cookies. 1.3900 0.06340 100 69 23 8
962 I don't think this is how you find lost bitcoins. 1.3900 0.06651 100 71 19 10
963 Honey, it's just a dime. 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
964 They're looking for a show we'll both watch. 1.3895 0.06574 95 66 21 8
965 Do you ever get that feeling there's something going on that we know nothing about...? 1.3895 0.06742 95 67 19 9
966 You should really read the Terms before you allow data mining. 1.3895 0.07066 95 69 15 11
967 I brought them in to find your keys. 1.3894 0.05683 113 76 30 7
968 You knew I was a clean freak before you married me. 1.3894 0.05954 113 78 26 9
969 You searched “find some change in our lives” and went for the first hit. Just admit it! 1.3889 0.06815 108 80 14 14
970 They’re my last ditch effort to locate my ear buds.” 1.3889 0.05709 108 72 30 6
971 Is it too soon to tell them those are only vacuums? 1.3884 0.06251 121 88 19 14
972 It's me...all my relationships are mine fields" 1.3884 0.05551 121 82 31 8
973 You really have to stop misplacing the remote. 1.3883 0.05891 103 69 28 6
974 Well, our realtor did say this home was a hidden treasure and quite a find. 1.3883 0.06051 103 70 26 7
975 They're looking for the jewelry you didn't buy me. 1.3883 0.06506 103 73 20 10
976 I think we’re at the wrong party. 1.3883 0.06051 103 70 26 7
977 Well we are all searching for something dear. 1.3883 0.06650 103 74 18 11
978 Relax, they’ll find your keys. 1.3879 0.06216 116 83 21 12
979 You win. Conspiracy theorists are mind-numbingly gullible. Now get them out of our house. 1.3878 0.06901 98 71 16 11
980 Guess we're in a minefield-- 1.3878 0.06261 98 67 24 7
981 I vacuum up a bobby pin ONE TIME… 1.3878 0.05916 98 65 28 5
982 I get you lost your phone, but you know there’s an app for that? 1.3878 0.06746 98 70 18 10
983 If you lost the ring just say that 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
984 You push a button and voila! Now you can see the mysterious men who control the Roombas 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
985 Asking your dad to help find your keys was NOT your brightest idea. 1.3871 0.05928 93 61 28 4
986 I know the car keys are somewhere around here. 1.3871 0.06670 93 65 20 8
987 Don’t worry, I’m sure the third remote will turn up soon. 1.3868 0.05777 106 71 29 6
988 Nick, when they said love is a minefield... 1.3868 0.06226 106 74 23 9
989 OK,you dropped it. But even if you do find the ring, I'm no longer in the mood. 1.3868 0.05777 106 71 29 6
990 What did you say you store in the basement? 1.3868 0.06226 106 74 23 9
991 If this doesn't work out, lets try fracking the basement 1.3868 0.06226 106 74 23 9
992 This is what happens when you ask your husband to look for something 1.3866 0.05860 119 83 26 10
993 If you’d sewed up that hole in your pocket like I said… 1.3861 0.05965 101 68 27 6
994 You’re not into metal? 1.3861 0.06129 101 69 25 7
995 I DO believe you brought a ring. 1.3861 0.06129 101 69 25 7
996 This isn’t what I meant when I said we need some change 1.3861 0.06744 101 73 17 11
997 I can’t believe they don’t have an app for that now. 1.3860 0.05503 114 76 32 6
998 It’s easy; you just open the Retired Guys App, post your job, and a bunch of bored white men turn up and find your missing earring. 1.3860 0.06169 114 81 22 11
999 How many Dads does it take to find the TV remote? 1.3858 0.05706 127 89 27 11
1000 Like I told you - most men I know are looking for something deeper 1.3854 0.06517 96 67 21 8
1001 Maybe we should have negotiated harder for the mineral rights. 1.3854 0.06684 96 68 19 9
1002 There has to be an easier way to find the TV remote!” 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1003 They’ve dug up the whole neighborhood so now they aren’t allowed outside anymore. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
1004 I'm surprised they haven't thought of checking the couch. 1.3853 0.05668 109 73 30 6
1005 Do you also listen to metal? 1.3852 0.05755 122 85 27 10
1006 So ... should we tell Dad we found the keys? 1.3852 0.05636 122 84 29 9
1007 Didn’t we order five COVID detectors? 1.3846 0.06006 91 60 27 4
1008 Relax. It's just snowbirds prepping for Florida. 1.3846 0.06587 91 63 21 7
1009 Let me this explain again: Libido is not a metallic object. 1.3846 0.07291 91 67 13 11
1010 I didn’t know the coin shortage was this bad. 1.3846 0.06597 104 75 18 11
1011 Please keep better track of your keys. 1.3846 0.06006 91 60 27 4
1012 Next time, try to remember where you left your car keys 1.3846 0.06004 104 71 26 7
1013 Aren't we supposed to tell them when they're getting warmer? 1.3846 0.07122 91 66 15 10
1014 After seven years of dating, I figured I’d help since you must have dropped that ring somewhere 1.3846 0.06004 104 71 26 7
1015 It's in your hand, doofus 1.3846 0.06587 91 63 21 7
1016 The only reason you’re not just using find my iPhone is because I suggested it, Todd 1.3846 0.06454 104 74 20 10
1017 Can’t believe you convinced me to go with shag! 1.3846 0.06004 104 71 26 7
1018 Should we just remove the couch cushions? 1.3839 0.05707 112 76 29 7
1019 I TOLD you that social events with my family are a political minefield. 1.3838 0.06533 99 70 20 9
1020 Another reason to give up the beach house? 1.3838 0.06374 99 69 22 8
1021 It's your fault for giving away the mineral rights when we bought his place. 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
1022 They really need to stop telling people the vaccines gave us microchips. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
1023 They're really taking this change shortage seriously, aren't they? 1.3824 0.05919 102 69 27 6
1024 You’d think someone might check under the cushions. 1.3824 0.06238 102 71 23 8
1025 Have they looked under the cushions? 1.3824 0.06392 102 72 21 9
1026 These guys are the best. They can find a needle in a haystack. 1.3824 0.06238 102 71 23 8
1027 They're detecting a bit of an attitude. 1.3820 0.06686 89 62 20 7
1028 I told you this rug pattern hides everything 1.3820 0.06874 89 63 18 8
1029 I don’t think you and your friends understand that this is not how Bitcoin works. 1.3818 0.06192 110 78 22 10
1030 These are “bs detectors.” I call them for my first dates. 1.3818 0.05916 110 76 26 8
1031 Fine, I only skimmed the updated privacy policy. 1.3814 0.06462 97 68 21 8
1032 They're here to help me avoid relationship land mines. 1.3814 0.05943 97 65 27 5
1033 Are you sure you think you dropped my engagement ring here? 1.3814 0.05943 97 65 27 5
1034 I think what you need is a mental detector! 1.3814 0.07096 97 72 13 12
1035 Do you have something to tell me? 1.3814 0.06294 97 67 23 7
1036 Remember, the divorce settlement says I get half of ALL assets. 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1037 Stick Shift Roombas? 1.3805 0.05939 113 79 25 9
1038 It's my mother. She wants to know how many morons it takes to find a lost wedding ring... 1.3805 0.06325 113 82 19 12
1039 Next time you have a hole in your pocket we'll keep it our secret 1.3805 0.05525 113 76 31 6
1040 My Dad assumes you lost the engagement ring. 1.3804 0.06709 92 65 19 8
1041 I told you this place is a money pit. 1.3804 0.07056 92 67 15 10
1042 I know you're stuck working from home right now, but I'm sick of you teaching these Roomba obedience classes in the living room. 1.3804 0.06529 92 64 21 7
1043 Martin, this is not what I meant when I said you lost your charm. 1.3804 0.07224 92 68 13 11
1044 Americans looking for their democracy 1.3804 0.06885 92 66 17 9
1045 We could have just used the spare keys. 1.3800 0.05646 100 66 30 4
1046 Have you seen the clicker? 1.3800 0.05822 100 67 28 5
1047 Do you think they’ll find your keys? 1.3796 0.05988 108 75 25 8
1048 Next time leave your friends at the beach! 1.3793 0.06589 87 60 21 6
1049 How much lead paint did you eat as a child? 1.3793 0.06383 87 59 23 5
1050 I don't know why you insisted we bring our couch to the beach. 1.3793 0.06789 87 61 19 7
1051 This coin shortage is getting serious. 1.3789 0.06020 95 64 26 5
1052 Ya think they know something we don't? 1.3789 0.07359 95 72 10 13
1053 '"My ex's present on the fifth day of Christmas" 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
1054 I couldn’t find the remote. 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
1055 Perhaps we made the reward for finding my ring a little too high. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
1056 What? I thought they were your friends! 1.3784 0.05438 111 74 32 5
1057 Remember if I find the ring were getting married 1.3778 0.06625 90 63 20 7
1058 I'm not even sure they can detect contact lenses. 1.3778 0.06811 90 64 18 8
1059 Hey, when was the last time we checked under the cushions? 1.3776 0.06728 98 71 17 10
1060 When are you going to tell them that bitcoins can't be found that way? 1.3776 0.06408 98 69 21 8
1061 NOW what did you lose? 1.3776 0.06408 98 69 21 8
1062 I thought you said you're using your credit card for everything. No more loose change, you said. 1.3776 0.05895 98 66 27 5
1063 I know, it seems excessive, but that was my last hair pin. 1.3776 0.06071 98 67 25 6
1064 Honey, I don’t think they’ll find the change we’re looking for. 1.3774 0.05912 106 73 26 7
1065 It's nice that your dad has friends. But he knows they're not allowed to play in the house. 1.3772 0.05626 114 78 29 7
1066 You are sitting on it aren’t you? 1.3770 0.05500 122 84 30 8
1067 So your keys must be important? 1.3770 0.05248 122 82 34 6
1068 For the last time. No, I don’t know where you left your earbuds. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
1069 You're the only person I know who still carries change. 1.3763 0.06288 93 64 23 6
1070 Don't move. The coins are buried under the couch seats. 1.3763 0.06823 93 67 17 9
1071 Not what I had in mind for beachfront property 1.3763 0.05904 93 62 27 4
1072 Shhh...,all the coins are IN the couch. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1073 I told them I dropped bit coins in the carpet. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1074 Okay Clayton, since you asked, how DO you find your phone when it's on silent? 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1075 Maybe you could just get a new remote? 1.3762 0.05946 101 69 26 6
1076 I'm telling you: There are no words that can make this funny. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1077 Sorry,my reputation as a serious gold digger seems to preside me! 1.3762 0.06270 101 71 22 8
1078 You realise how embarrassing it will be if they’re just under the cushion? 1.3762 0.05777 101 68 28 5
1079 I think they believe metal is the newest covid cure 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1080 Unintended consequences of rising sea-levels. 1.3762 0.06426 101 72 20 9
1081 They heard about the $3.17 you found in the couch cushions. 1.3761 0.06084 109 77 23 9
1082 Well, we know they won't find an engagement ring around here. 1.3761 0.06157 117 85 20 12
1083 Didn't read the fine print in the Find Your Keys app, eh? 1.3760 0.05866 125 90 23 12
1084 I must say, I’m not looking forward to our prenup. 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
1085 Seriously Nigel, only you would carry actual Bitcoins in your pocket. 1.3750 0.06497 96 68 20 8
1086 How long until you get the rod in your leg taken out? 1.3750 0.06917 88 63 17 8
1087 All retired. This is the new woodworking. 1.3750 0.06325 88 60 23 5
1088 It's not as bad as when they went through all my books and papers looking for bamboo. 1.3750 0.06917 88 63 17 8
1089 Honey, if you close your eyes, you can almost hear the ocean! 1.3750 0.06151 96 66 24 6
1090 We used to look between the cushions! 1.3750 0.05690 112 77 28 7
1091 Was it a quarter or a dime that you lost? 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
1092 You think they're waiting for us to get up? 1.3750 0.06497 96 68 20 8
1093 I think we're sitting on something priceless 1.3750 0.07103 88 64 15 9
1094 I told you my dad and his friends were huge metal fans! 1.3750 0.05966 112 79 24 9
1095 We’re bound to find the remote now 1.3750 0.06042 120 87 21 12
1096 I noticed you weren’t wearing your wedding ring. 1.3750 0.06151 96 66 24 6
1097 Do you think they detected us? 1.3750 0.06326 96 67 22 7
1098 I believe the downstairs neighbor has been stealing from his job at the steel plant 1.3750 0.06917 88 63 17 8
1099 A beach house sounded a lot better in theory" 1.3750 0.05970 96 65 26 5
1100 I've heard there's a shortage of pennies. 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
1101 Admit it, the keys aren't here. 1.3739 0.05307 115 77 33 5
1102 The first rule of metal detecting is, you don’t talk about metal detecting. 1.3738 0.06016 107 75 24 8
1103 If I ever lose my ring again, maybe advertise a smaller reward. 1.3738 0.06161 107 76 22 9
1104 They showed up after I reported a missing Bitcoin. 1.3738 0.06302 107 77 20 10
1105 Mom said there's a lot of land mines in relationships. 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
1106 Hey remeber you said my girlfriend is a gold digger...it turns out she has an entire squad for the job. 1.3737 0.06190 99 69 23 7
1107 Your dad's friends seem nice. 1.3737 0.06190 99 69 23 7
1108 Don’t they realize all the coins are in between the cushions? 1.3737 0.06514 99 71 19 9
1109 No I didn’t lose my wedding ring. Why do you ask? 1.3736 0.06376 91 63 22 6
1110 Looking for love in all the wrong places. 1.3736 0.06376 91 63 22 6
1111 Still looking for your keys, I see. 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
1112 There was a time last year when I found these pandemic hobbyists to be inspirational. 1.3736 0.06376 91 63 22 6
1113 they had to relocate from the beach because of rising sea levels 1.3729 0.05871 118 84 24 10
1114 Gold shag will do that . 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
1115 Your gold digger boyfriends are at least using technology. 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
1116 Yes, romance is a minefield. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1117 they are looking for that grandma engagement ring you promised me during the pandemic…if we survived 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1118 We’re all so in need of change 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1119 They've lost their minds. 1.3723 0.06762 94 68 17 9
1120 Watch what happens when we stand up. 1.3723 0.06414 94 66 21 7
1121 They'll be gone soon. Then we can look under the cushions. 1.3723 0.06414 94 66 21 7
1122 It’s my retirement plan 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
1123 Wow, there really is a coin shortage 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
1124 Everything I say is valuable. 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
1125 I ask them to come through at low tide, so as not to disturb the couch surfers. 1.3721 0.07027 86 62 16 8
1126 So you're into heavy metal? 1.3721 0.06416 86 59 22 5
1127 They’re mining little bit coin. 1.3721 0.07027 86 62 16 8
1128 If they find a ring, we are getting married. 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
1129 I hired them to find where the love was lost. 1.3721 0.07027 86 62 16 8
1130 Well . . . life's a beach. 1.3721 0.06829 86 61 18 7
1131 You lost your mojo? 1.3721 0.07027 86 62 16 8
1132 "Are you sure this is how to mine bitcoin?" 1.3714 0.06385 105 76 19 10
1133 Come on, throw them a dime. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
1134 I gotta hand it to you, Greg. Advertising your Clit Finder 3000 on that ‘Middle Aged & Divorced’ subreddit was just a fantastic idea 1.3714 0.06665 105 78 15 12
1135 I can't believe you lost the remote again 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
1136 This staycation is feeling more like a beach trip all the time! 1.3714 0.05939 105 73 25 7
1137 Did you sell the mineral rights too? 1.3711 0.06442 97 69 20 8
1138 After they find your car keys, think they can look for your self worth and motivation? 1.3711 0.06099 97 67 24 6
1139 Dad and his friends didn’t save for their retirement. 1.3711 0.06767 97 71 16 10
1140 Seriously? This is how you find the remote? How lazy are you? 1.3708 0.06468 89 62 21 6
1141 When I asked you to show me your mettle, this is not what I had in mind 1.3708 0.06468 89 62 21 6
1142 This is not what I expected when I bought the upgraded Find My iPhone service 1.3708 0.06662 89 63 19 7
1143 So does your dad even know what a bitcoin is? 1.3704 0.06390 108 79 18 11
1144 I wish we hadn't bought a beach house. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1145 You lost your wedding ring again, didn’t you? 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1146 It's a male thing 1.3700 0.05624 100 67 29 4
1147 Why don’t you just tell them where you put it? 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1148 Is this really your idea of a beach vacation? 1.3697 0.05581 119 83 28 8
1149 And we thought the Roomba was a slight inconvenience. 1.3697 0.05830 119 85 24 10
1150 Maybe we shouldn’t have moved to Florida. 1.3696 0.06506 92 65 20 7
1151 Your profile said you were into Heavy Metal. 1.3696 0.07035 92 68 14 10
1152 They're detecting notes of irony." 1.3696 0.06687 92 66 18 8
1153 When you lose crypto currency it’s gone. This won’t help. 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
1154 Looking for something? 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
1155 Oh! I just remembered. I left my keys at Starbucks. 1.3694 0.05419 111 75 31 5
1156 You have to accept it Dan any magnetic attraction between us has gone 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
1157 I don't think those can locate your lost scruples. 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
1158 Ok, you proved your point. White people *will* pay stupid money for anything. 1.3690 0.07533 84 63 11 10
1159 I told you this apartment is too close to the beach! 1.3690 0.06287 84 57 23 4
1160 I'm detecting some tension in our relationship. 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
1161 Plutonium? What plutonium? 1.3690 0.07142 84 61 15 8
1162 No, no, I said you have to prove your METTLE. 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
1163 No, I don't think so. Vacuum cleaners have bags. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
1164 No worries since we get a 50-50 split. 1.3684 0.05996 95 65 25 5
1165 Do you have a problem with my dad’s “mettle” detectors? 1.3684 0.05806 95 64 27 4
1166 I'm telling you - the remote is under the couch! 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
1167 There's some underground metal band playing. 1.3679 0.05580 106 72 29 5
1168 You told them it was a Bitcoin? 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
1169 Really. Bitcoin Mining !? 1.3679 0.06043 106 75 23 8
1170 I'm not shedding magnetized vaccine particles. You? 1.3679 0.05893 106 74 25 7
1171 OK--We've created jobs and cleaned the environment. Now what? 1.3679 0.05074 106 69 35 2
1172 Gold Diggers 1.3678 0.06143 87 59 24 4
1173 No metal here... only k-pop 1.3678 0.06563 87 61 20 6
1174 You think they're ready for the beach? 1.3675 0.05771 117 83 25 9
1175 With my magnetic personality they don't stand a chance. 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1176 Don’t move. They can also detect fear. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1177 Lost the TV remote again I see. 1.3673 0.06708 98 72 16 10
1178 There are simpler ways to look for an engagement ring 1.3673 0.05690 98 66 28 4
1179 Where has our love gone? 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1180 Should I tell them their looking for love in all the wrong places? 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1181 So I hear you’re into metal 1.3673 0.05690 98 66 28 4
1182 I told you it was a bad idea to put the new couch on the beach. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
1183 They're part of a new data mining app I just downloaded. 1.3670 0.05320 109 73 32 4
1184 You’re the one you said you wanted to live at the beach, Kimberly. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
1185 Word got out. I lost a bitcoin. 1.3667 0.05575 90 59 29 2
1186 The ad I called in was, “Treasured Location! Prospects Welcome.” 1.3667 0.07146 90 67 13 10
1187 I trust you, I swear” 1.3667 0.05795 90 60 27 3
1188 This is a weird flash mob... 1.3667 0.06007 90 61 25 4
1189 No, this is not a good substitute for a beach vacation. 1.3663 0.06406 101 73 19 9
1190 I'm just glad we have so many friends who are willing to help you find that little screw you lost from your glasses. 1.3663 0.06406 101 73 19 9
1191 You can't beat Dropped a Pin, Inc. for fast and efficient service. 1.3663 0.06559 101 74 17 10
1192 I’ve already tried looking between the cushions for the Apple remote. 1.3663 0.05755 101 69 27 5
1193 But WHY did you tell them that you lost some cryptocurrency in the apartment? 1.3663 0.06406 101 73 19 9
1194 Is this your first time at a metal concert? 1.3661 0.06082 112 81 21 10
1195 Remind me. Just how much are we charging them? 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
1196 Don't you think it would be easier if I just called your phone and we listened for a buzz? 1.3659 0.06379 82 56 22 4
1197 They're just walking their Roomba's. 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
1198 The people downstairs are complaining about having to retriever their pots and pans from their ceiling. 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
1199 I detect meddling. 1.3656 0.05879 93 63 26 4
1200 Personal pronouns – I tell you it’s a minefield! 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
1201 So you posted a reward for finding your wedding ring? 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
1202 You were always full of conversational landmines, now I have proof 1.3654 0.05806 104 72 26 6
1203 They’re going to find it. You’re going to wear it. 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
1204 This is what I’m talking about when I say your friends are nerds! 1.3647 0.06663 85 60 19 6
1205 Are we missing a remote? 1.3647 0.06663 85 60 19 6
1206 so far we know that it's not in the haystack 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1207 5 metal detectors, 2 phones, Where's the ring? 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
1208 All I said was that I have a hard time with change. 1.3646 0.06642 96 70 17 9
1209 Just buy another contact lens. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1210 If they can't find it, are we still engaged 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1211 They're trying to find a little humanity anywhere 1.3646 0.06642 96 70 17 9
1212 I believe in getting the emotional land mines out of the way early in a relationship. 1.3645 0.06284 107 78 19 10
1213 But the Realtor insisted it was a literal gold mine. 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
1214 Are you still sticking to your 'I lost my ring' story? 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1215 We should probably tell them we’re not literally sitting on a gold mine. 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
1216 Well you said this relationship was full of land mines. 1.3636 0.05122 110 73 34 3
1217 How long before they realize it's under the cushions? 1.3636 0.06700 88 63 18 7
1218 five white guys, and of course you see nothing wrong with this picture. 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
1219 They just can’t grasp the idea of bitcoins. 1.3636 0.05998 99 69 24 6
1220 Meddle Detectors: they’re here to find disinformation 1.3636 0.06157 110 80 20 10
1221 And you said I was a gold digger 1.3636 0.07079 88 65 14 9
1222 Darling, I'm not a gold digger. Did I give you that impression? 1.3627 0.05536 102 69 29 4
1223 We would have found the ring by now if you ACTUALLY had one and were gonna propose. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
1224 Did it occur to you that "Couch on historic beach favored by treasure hunters" was exactly that - and nothing else? 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
1225 The IRS clearly doesn’t know what to do about crypto. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
1226 Do you think you could have lost your keys anywhere else? 1.3626 0.06540 91 65 19 7
1227 They’re finding my silver lining. 1.3626 0.07078 91 68 13 10
1228 Luckily the gold diggers are easy to spot 1.3626 0.06156 91 63 23 5
1229 You won't believe how excited they get when they do the couch. 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
1230 Totally pre-crypto. 1.3625 0.06225 80 54 23 3
1231 Why don’t they just look under the cushions? 1.3625 0.06474 80 55 21 4
1232 You were right . It was in my other pocketbook. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
1233 Let's go out for dinner. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
1234 You can go out with your friends when they find your wedding ring." 1.3625 0.07387 80 59 13 8
1235 For God's sake Tony, just tell them you're Iron Man. 1.3625 0.07387 80 59 13 8
1236 Annoying, yes, but they're staying until they find my lost earring. 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
1237 You could've just bought me a new ring 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
1238 Who did you sublet to? 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
1239 See, even they can’t find this ‘change’ you said you’d make. 1.3625 0.06474 80 55 21 4
1240 I knew this would be a minefield--but really? 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1241 It must be high tide. 1.3617 0.06739 94 69 16 9
1242 What do you expect when you bring your couch to the beach? 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
1243 When I said that some booty on the first date might be possible... 1.3617 0.06567 94 68 18 8
1244 Pretty sure the car keys are somewhere around here. 1.3617 0.06022 94 65 24 5
1245 Hey, any emotional landmines I should know about? 1.3617 0.06739 94 69 16 9
1246 Still haven't found your keys, huh? 1.3617 0.06739 94 69 16 9
1247 Metal detecting? No, my brothers' hobby is interfering with my dating life. 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
1248 Your keys are on your nightstand. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
1249 My dad and his friends are retired. Drop a penny, and watch the excitement. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
1250 Our relationship is a mine field. 1.3614 0.05833 83 55 26 2
1251 Tell them they're getting warmer. 1.3614 0.07187 83 61 14 8
1252 If you took your ring off, just tell me why, forget all the drama. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
1253 You think they would just look under the cushions first! 1.3614 0.06766 83 59 18 6
1254 You really did lose that loving feeling. 1.3614 0.06766 83 59 18 6
1255 Who are you? 1.3614 0.06766 83 59 18 6
1256 I said I was looking for A change. 1.3611 0.05652 108 75 27 6
1257 If they don't find the ring, I'm out of here. 1.3611 0.05337 108 73 31 4
1258 And yet you still can't detect sarcasm. 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
1259 I said I was sorry I lost the ring. 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
1260 I still don’t believe you lost my engagement ring. 1.3608 0.06075 97 68 23 6
1261 You were there one that said move the sofa to the beach to watch the sunrise and no one else would be there. 1.3608 0.06584 97 71 17 9
1262 Do I detect a note of irony? 1.3608 0.05896 97 67 25 5
1263 They’re looking for the right caption for this cartoon. - 1.3608 0.06903 97 73 13 11
1264 Told you a couch from a dumpster was a bad idea! 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
1265 I'm sorry, it's not you, it's the beachcombers. 1.3605 0.05944 86 58 25 3
1266 They’re looking for the Bitcoin mine. You wanna tell them or shall I ? 1.3605 0.06802 86 62 17 7
1267 I wish you wouldn't keep losing your keys. 1.3605 0.06802 86 62 17 7
1268 They say the real treasure is the friends we meet along the way 1.3605 0.07193 86 64 13 9
1269 5 detectorists detecting… the 12 Days of Labor Day aren’t nearly as fun 1.3605 0.07001 86 63 15 8
1270 The beach is on fire today, so I'm letting them look for stuff here. 1.3604 0.05548 111 77 28 6
1271 They can find the magic, it said so on the website. 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
1272 Stud finding is more of an art than a science. 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
1273 I'm telling you Jacob, these guys will find your car keys any minute now... 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
1274 Sorry. They were really small pins... 1.3596 0.06032 89 61 24 4
1275 Not what I meant when I said I was tired of looking for your keys. 1.3596 0.06441 89 63 20 6
1276 I feel like we should tell them we don’t carry cash. 1.3592 0.05664 103 71 27 5
1277 I hired them to find your heart of gold and abs of steel I heard so much about. 1.3592 0.06450 103 76 17 10
1278 It's Roomba's latest model. 1.3590 0.07293 78 57 14 7
1279 I don't know either, but the one in the plaid shirt is my dad. 1.3590 0.06573 78 54 20 4
1280 Let them stay. So far, they've found $2.98 and the key I lost to my bicycle lock. 1.3590 0.07518 78 58 12 8
1281 I lost my retainer. 1.3590 0.06315 78 53 22 3
1282 When I said I missed the beach, this was not what I had in mind. 1.3587 0.07345 92 71 9 12
1283 I heard there is a shortage of tin foil hats. 1.3587 0.07180 92 70 11 11
1284 Your dad’s friends really don’t get how mining for bit coin works 1.3585 0.06314 106 78 18 10
1285 Guess women have better things to do. 1.3580 0.07517 81 61 11 9
1286 The copper-threaded carpet was your idea. 1.3580 0.06409 81 56 21 4
1287 I lost my bitcoin. 1.3580 0.07095 81 59 15 7
1288 Couldn’t you just buy an engagement ring? 1.3580 0.06409 81 56 21 4
1289 So, anything you want to tell me? 1.3580 0.07095 81 59 15 7
1290 I think if your keys turned up we would have heard something by now. 1.3580 0.07095 81 59 15 7
1291 Have you thought about finding friends that you could talk to? 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1292 Remember when we first met, and you said I was a gold digger? 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1293 This is one strange first date 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1294 This isn't the day at the beach I was hoping for. 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
1295 Dude, let’s start a metal band called “The Metal Detectors”. 1.3578 0.06047 109 79 21 9
1296 You didn't mention that the coin you lost was a 1943 copper penny. 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
1297 We're not in a GEICO ad, are we? 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
1298 I told them whoever finds my earring gets $20. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1299 They really should be looking between the cushions 1.3571 0.06481 84 59 20 5
1300 This is the first time that my brothers have searched for Bitcoin. 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
1301 I hope the Geek Squad will be able to find my cellphone 1.3571 0.05508 112 78 28 6
1302 I'm not exactly sure what they are looking for dear, they call themselves Cyber Ninjas. 1.3571 0.07313 84 63 12 9
1303 Their searching for my dignity. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1304 I miss the good old days when you poked around under the cushions for change 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
1305 This "Virtual Beach Experience" was a waste of money. 1.3571 0.06024 98 69 23 6
1306 I didn't say "radioactive"....I said our relationship was toxic. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1307 I don’t see how this is going to help you find your contact lens. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1308 The invitation did say 'Beach Party" theme. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1309 Looking for the key to my heart, I assume. 1.3571 0.06699 84 60 18 6
1310 Now watch what happens if I throw dime on the ground. 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
1311 I’ve called Google Maps. Said they can’t do anything about removing “Blackbeard’s Treasure” from my living room. I have 4.5 stars. So that’s good, at least. 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
1312 That’s what’s great about these metal contact lenses. 1.3571 0.06842 98 74 13 11
1313 Feels like we're at the beach. 1.3571 0.06256 84 58 22 4
1314 I didn’t realize we were sitting on a gold mine, did you? 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
1315 I think it would've been better to host the club at a beach or something. 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
1316 Well, how long have you been into heavy metal? 1.3563 0.06327 87 61 21 5
1317 I told you we shouldn’t have gotten the beachfront property. 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
1318 Act normal 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
1319 All they have to do is lift the cushions. 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
1320 All I'm saying is I know where my keys are." 1.3558 0.05620 104 72 27 5
1321 No, I said my irony seems lost on you. 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
1322 Didn’t you know that bitcoins don’t really exist? 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
1323 You asked about my total assets. 1.3556 0.05978 90 62 24 4
1324 Wouldn't it just be easier to admit you have no idea where you lost your wedding ring? 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
1325 I think your ad for a metal head party tonight went out to the wrong subculture 1.3556 0.05978 90 62 24 4
1326 I mean, have you actaully looked under the sofa? 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
1327 Maybe they’ll find you a new girlfriend.” 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1328 I think they misunderstood when I said I was into Heavy Metal. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1329 That change shortage must be worse than we thought” 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1330 Did you lose your car keys again? 1.3545 0.05568 110 77 27 6
1331 Did you post another $5,000 reward on NextDoor for finding the remote? 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
1332 Well, word spread fast when I found that bitcoin in the sofa!" 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1333 They're looking for the Treasure of the Sofa Madre. 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1334 Should we ask them what their pronouns are? 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1335 You should have looked under the cushions first. 1.3540 0.05468 113 79 28 6
1336 How wealthy do they think we are? 1.3540 0.05322 113 78 30 5
1337 Are you worried my magnetic personality is going to set these off? 1.3540 0.05886 113 82 22 9
1338 They really are my favorite earrings. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
1339 Lose your gold tooth again?" 1.3537 0.07233 82 61 13 8
1340 I thought heavy metal would be louder. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1341 My last boyfriend? They'll never find him. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1342 I told you bringing the couch to the park was bad idea. 1.3537 0.07021 82 60 15 7
1343 Isn’t the remote all plastic? 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
1344 Instead of getting a Tile device, I decided to create some jobs 1.3535 0.06144 99 71 21 7
1345 No way these guys are going to find your lost innocence. 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1346 Actually, they're Bitcoin password detectors. 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
1347 I miss the days when we just checked the couch cushions for loose change. 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
1348 “Looks like its time to vacuum the carpet again. 1.3529 0.06841 85 62 16 7
1349 I only invited them because they said they were into heavy metal." 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
1350 No really, I did mention that my Dad's friends are metalheads 1.3529 0.07042 85 63 14 8
1351 So, you have beachfront property, I see. 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1352 It’s my new side gig - we split 50/50 on anything they find. 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1353 I’m sorry I lost the remote again, but the reward poster was a bad idea. 1.3523 0.06865 88 65 15 8
1354 It would be easier just to use Locate My Phone. 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
1355 what did you lose now 1.3523 0.06473 88 63 19 6
1356 I’m gonna chuck a roll of quarters into the pool and watch the carnage. 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
1357 Your idea to live on the beach! 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
1358 They heard I was into heavy metal 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1359 I want them to find the bitcoin you keep talking about 1.3514 0.05527 111 78 27 6
1360 My friends heard you were a gold digger, and they took it literally. 1.3511 0.06542 94 69 17 8
1361 I thought support would just give me a new controller 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
1362 Is there something you should tell me 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
1363 You just had to put up a neighborhood poster about losing the gold tooth, didn't ya? 1.3506 0.06341 77 53 21 3
1364 I told you the couch wouldn't work here. 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
1365 You couldn't be bothered to look under the cushion first? 1.3506 0.07341 77 57 13 7
1366 They always do this. 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
1367 I didn't think the coin shortage was still this bad. 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
1368 Who invited the heavy metal band? 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
1369 My father always advised me to be extra careful on a first date. 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
1370 I think you should just keep your keys on a lanyard?” 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
1371 What did we miss? 🤔 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
1372 Maybe we should leave this IKEA 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
1373 I told you we were sitting on a goldmine. 1.3505 0.05870 97 68 24 5
1374 Keep a straight face Dan; they'll never find the million dollars we're sitting on. 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
1375 Penny for your thoughts? They'll probably find one soon. 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
1376 My G-Spot is up here. 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
1377 Hey! I think we came to the wrong metal heads club. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
1378 Sweeps Week 1.3500 0.07138 80 59 14 7
1379 Is this going to happen every time we start discussing our feelings? 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
1380 My ex sent a treasure map out on instagram. 1.3500 0.06416 100 74 17 9
1381 If anyone can find my keys, it’s these guys.” 1.3500 0.07138 80 59 14 7
1382 Well, when IS a good time to talk about our relationship? 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1383 And what if they don’t find a ring? 1.3500 0.07356 80 60 12 8
1384 It's a requirement now, since the attempted Rumba revolt 1.3500 0.07356 80 60 12 8
1385 What you really need is an intelligence detector. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
1386 Boomers heard I'm sitting on a pile of bitcoin 1.3500 0.05573 100 69 27 4
1387 Just close your eyes, listen to the waves and you’ll feel the hot sand with your toes. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
1388 Next time you 'lose' your wedding ring, you'll have to find it yourself. 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
1389 So, where did you lose your Bitcoin password? 1.3500 0.07356 80 60 12 8
1390 I wrote my Dad that I've been busy searching for bitcoin and apparently his gardening buddies decided to help out. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1391 Did you check between the cushions? 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1392 The real estate agent did say this apartment is a gold mine. 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
1393 Still sticking with your story? 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1394 I'm not as attached to my high school ring as you are. 1.3494 0.06045 83 57 23 3
1395 I think you're holding it in your hand 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1396 I wish the realtor told us what comes with a beach house 1.3494 0.06734 83 60 17 6
1397 I'm glad I only have cash in my pockets 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1398 Yeah. I still can’t find my keys. 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1399 Who knew a nose ring could be an heirloom? 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1400 Still can’t find your keys, huh? 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
1401 I'm gonna find that remote if it's the last thing I do. 1.3488 0.05910 86 59 24 3
1402 I don’t mind you’re opening our apartment to treasure hunters but next time let’s include a few women - they’re much better at finding everyone’s lost stuff… 1.3488 0.06356 86 61 20 5
1403 I told you to get the bigger ring. 1.3488 0.06137 86 60 22 4
1404 Okay, your mother was right. I'm a gold digger. 1.3488 0.05910 86 59 24 3
1405 I just know there’s a third remote here somewhere. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1406 Can they hear what we're saying about them? 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1407 We're okay until they decide to check between the cushions. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1408 Don’t worry my love, you’ll always be the real treasure. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1409 This would be easier if you'd given me gold instead of plastic. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1410 I stupidly answered a robocall 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1411 Should we tell them they don’t need to walk the rumba? 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1412 I keep telling them they're between the cushions, but they don't want to listen. 1.3478 0.05872 92 64 24 4
1413 Maybe now you'll believe me about how much sand you track into the house. 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1414 Did you lose your wedding ring again? 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1415 I don’t think they’ll find any bitcoins. 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
1416 Why is it every time you use the TV remote we can never find it? 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
1417 You couldn't have just worn the ring on your finger?! 1.3474 0.05553 95 65 27 3
1418 Don’t worry: If you really brought a ring like you said you did, we’ll find it. 1.3469 0.06503 98 73 16 9
1419 Not the heavy metal gathering that I had in mind, but I think our evening is salvageable 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1420 This is the time of day that they come out looking for remnants of white male privilege 1.3467 0.07472 75 56 12 7
1421 They call it a deep clean. 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
1422 The men I meet are all only after one thing. 1.3467 0.06436 75 52 20 3
1423 who invited the anti-vaxxers? 1.3467 0.07472 75 56 12 7
1424 What did you expect when you gave me a ceramic engagement ring? 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
1425 It’s been an hour and they still cannot find anything funny 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
1426 Apparently you don’t consider your missing nose ring the blessing I do. 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1427 Did you ever think about looking under the couch? 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1428 I swear Julie I had your engagement ring when I walked in here ! 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1429 This is the beta version of your app, right? 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
1430 When I told your friends I was into metal, I should have been more precise. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
1431 I’m concerned that my underwire bra may be throwing things off. 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
1432 When I complained you still hadn't found my G spot after 2 years of living together, I didn't expect you to take it so literally. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
1433 I tried to tell them that I didn't *literally* mine my Bitcoins. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
1434 I feel like we are consistently losing money using this service. 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
1435 It’s my favorite earring! 1.3458 0.05804 107 77 23 7
1436 Hidden Treasures Carpet Cleaning works strictly on commission. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1437 I distinctly remember wanting golden retrievers. 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
1438 The coin shortage is getting out of hand. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
1439 I like your roommates 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
1440 You have to stop losing your keys. 1.3455 0.05236 110 76 30 4
1441 It's alright. My family are trainspotters. 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
1442 Does your search button have a vacuum option? 1.3452 0.06879 84 62 15 7
1443 Should we get up so they can check the couch for loose change?" 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
1444 Which search app are you using? 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
1445 Our Roomba was back ordered 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
1446 Are you *sure* you don't remember where you left your wedding ring? 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
1447 That was only a dime you dropped! 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
1448 There IS a listening device here and you're ex can hear everything. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1449 I told you not to use social media to post a reward for anyone who finds your retainer. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
1450 When you asked if I wanted to see a metal group with you, this is not at all what I was expecting. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1451 Well you know what they say about dating being a mine-field . . . 1.3444 0.05733 90 62 25 3
1452 Don't worry. That crypto currency is here somewhere. 1.3444 0.05946 90 63 23 4
1453 It's okay to tell me you lost it 1.3444 0.05946 90 63 23 4
1454 You had no right to sell mineral rights under the house! 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
1455 Supposedly, they detect conversation landmines. Hence, I'll be avoiding sharing any opinions about your mother or your cooking. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1456 We have to stop using Airbnbeach. 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
1457 If you wait a minute, I may have a proposal for you. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
1458 Maybe now you'll stop asking me to find your keys 1.3441 0.05616 93 64 26 3
1459 Are you sure you already looked under the cushions? 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
1460 I don't know what these guys are doing in here. I told them you dropped your ring in the kitchen. 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1461 That reminds me - I should give my dad a call. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1462 Should we tell them we switched from metal to country? 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
1463 I wasn't going to accept it anyway. 1.3434 0.06447 99 74 16 9
1464 So exactly how much change did you find in the sofa? 1.3429 0.05552 105 74 26 5
1465 Talking about our feelings doesn’t have to be a minefield, you know. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
1466 Where did you say you put my engagement ring?" 1.3426 0.05289 108 75 29 4
1467 They're like Ghostbusters, but for paper clips. 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
1468 Leave your ego aside and just stand up. You are probably sitting on the remote. 1.3425 0.07610 73 55 11 7
1469 I know I lose my keys a lot, but do you have to hire your friends as contractors? 1.3425 0.07610 73 55 11 7
1470 It’s low brow, low tech Pokémon Go” 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
1471 I know you said that we were sitting on a gold mine when we put the house up for sale, but I didn't expect this kind of home inspection. 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
1472 Look at these weirdos… not a single mask 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
1473 Their moms hid their electronic devices. 1.3423 0.05353 111 78 28 5
1474 Next time just retrace your steps? 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
1475 I figured this was my best chance of getting a ring. 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
1476 That wedding ring better be 100% gold. 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
1477 There are definitely less of them after we got rid of the shag carpet. 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
1478 You told your club that you lost your keys? 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
1479 I just wish they'd wear masks. 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
1480 Now that you mention it, I do have a few issues with your new metal detector life coach gig. 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
1481 I was thinking something different when you told me that you love metal. 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
1482 Sorry, but my therapist told me to watch out for landmines in my next relationship. 1.3421 0.05953 114 85 19 10
1483 You may have misunderstood me when I said “I don’t detect any mettle in you.” 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
1484 So.. your dad was chill about you losing that watch? 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1485 Let me know if they find the apology you owe me Elias. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1486 I can’t believe there are companies that just find keys. 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
1487 Oh, it's the latest hipster craze: underground metal. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1488 Didn't you already check for change? 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1489 The cleaning people are very thorough. 1.3415 0.06543 82 59 18 5
1490 I doubt finding coins under the seat cushions counts as buried treasure. 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
1491 When we find your keys you will have to leave. 1.3415 0.06543 82 59 18 5
1492 I hope you don't mind I brought my family along - it takes them a while to trust anyone I date. 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
1493 I thought you said you were going to call Stanley Steemer 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
1494 I told them I spilled a vaccine on the ground 1.3415 0.06309 82 58 20 4
1495 See, I'm not the only one who doesn't find you ironic. 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
1496 You're wasting your time... There's no engagement ring. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
1497 CONCENTRATE! Where do you last remember seeing the bitcoins? Gary Stein 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
1498 I think they are trying to mine some coin. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1499 I wish I hadn't mentioned dropping some Bitcoin. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1500 I don’t mind your brothers staying with us, but this has been, like, every night. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
1501 This is a little more beach front property than I had thought it would be . 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
1502 I lost my smartphone. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1503 Your keys? You're sitting on them." 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
1504 When you told the therapist that talking to me was like stepping on land mines, I didn’t think you’d take it this far… 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1505 I think we're in the wrong apartment 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1506 But did you check under the cushion? 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
1507 I lost something, I'm just not sure it can be found. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
1508 Old white men seek change in the wrong place once again. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
1509 Don't worry, Your keys are bound to turn up soon. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1510 I just hate to lose another stud earring. 1.3404 0.05568 94 65 26 3
1511 I think we have privacy issues 1.3404 0.05359 94 64 28 2
1512 These are Republican senators. They’re addressing the national change shortage 1.3404 0.06857 94 72 12 10
1513 If you have any better ideas on how to find the keys, I'm all ears. 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
1514 I told you I've looked for that remote everywhere!" 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1515 Honey! Close your eyes, relax and pretend you’re at the beach. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1516 I don’t care if there is a national coin shortage - this is ridiculous! 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1517 They've been here ever since I found 29 cents in the cushions. 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1518 Sure you were going to propose 1.3396 0.06271 106 80 16 10
1519 I TOLD you my mother is really going to want to see the ring! 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1520 Really? 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1521 Not metal detectors. They're looking for signs of a viable relationship. 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1522 OK, it's taking a bit longer than I expected, but hiding the ring in the shag carpet seemed like such a cool way to propose, you know? 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1523 I told you to do the bitcoin thing! 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1524 You really think that it was a 1943 copper penny? 1.3380 0.07491 71 53 12 6
1525 I thought you said you got all of the change out of the couch? 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1526 Legend says we’re sitting on the lost couch of Bitcoin…. 1.3380 0.06933 71 51 16 4
1527 You lost it in the house? We’ll see. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
1528 And you wanted a sand floor in the living room 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
1529 I can’t be the change they want to see in the world. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
1530 Let’s ride this out, there’s at least $3.50 under your cushion 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
1531 I promise I was going to propose to you 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
1532 I think you're about ready to meet my parents. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1533 So these are the metalhead friends ?" 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1534 Did one of us lose an earring? 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1535 I thought you invited me to watch a live action Detective Show. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1536 Of course it's down the back of the sofa - this is just to build the suspense. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1537 Metal bands have it rough these days. 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1538 Any other juicy nuggets you want to share? 1.3375 0.06148 80 56 21 3
1539 « All this trouble because you lost your lucky nickel? » 1.3375 0.06148 80 56 21 3
1540 Should we just tell them that the loose change is in the couch? 1.3375 0.07103 80 60 13 7
1541 Something bugging you? 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1542 Not to worry .. I will find the engagement ring! 1.3375 0.06148 80 56 21 3
1543 And yet none of them have found what they have in common 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
1544 I said I missed the beach. This doesnt't count. 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
1545 It was only a friendship ring. Get over it. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1546 I appreciate the effort, but this doesn't feel like a day at the beach. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1547 It's a win-win. You're with your buds. And their EMF pulse vibrates my IUD. 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
1548 These boomers must think they're mining bitcoin. 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
1549 It’s okay. There’s a lot of people out there who haven’t found what they’re looking for 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
1550 This is not what I meant when I said last night to keep looking for it. 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
1551 …next time, don’t take off your wedding band. 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
1552 What? It was Amazon Prime day 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
1553 Well, the listing did say it was right on the beach. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1554 It's only a dime, cheapskate. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1555 But you did say, 'Get a better understanding of how our relationship is being undermined.' 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1556 I contracted with an external phone-finding service. 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
1557 I really think it would be far less complicated if we just looked underneath the cushions. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1558 Look, just tell your wife you lost your wedding ring in the park. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1559 Do you ever get the feeling that we've lost something important in our lives? 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1560 Are you sure there’s a ring? 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1561 Don't be so cheap. It's only a paperclip. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1562 Don't worry honey, they'll find your, lucky quarter. 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
1563 When I said you were sitting on a gold mine, I didn’t mean it LITERALLY. 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
1564 So now we know why this AirBNB was so cheap 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
1565 I, too, am looking for a diamond.” 1.3370 0.06786 92 70 13 9
1566 Life is a beach. Ain't it? 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1567 They are here to help us find our remote. 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1568 I thought they were joking when they said dating at college could be a minefield. 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1569 When I said your jokes are Pure Gold, I didn’t mean, like… Literally. 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
1570 We are going to find the remote, and we’re going to find it before we go to bed. 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1571 You know this wasn't quite what I had in mind when you said 'heavy metal party' 1.3367 0.05607 98 69 25 4
1572 They showed up when I tweeted that I lost $5000 in bitcoin. 1.3367 0.05607 98 69 25 4
1573 You did check under the cushions, right? Right? 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
1574 Do you think we should leave? 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1575 The Olympics is looking for an event more exciting than baseball - this could be it 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1576 Lost the remote again? 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1577 So, you work at the NSA? 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
1578 I feel like something’s missing. 1.3333 0.05819 87 61 23 3
1579 Anything else I can do to help you find yourself faster? 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1580 Who let them in? 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
1581 If you go home without your wedding ring WE are in big trouble. 1.3333 0.07633 69 52 11 6
1582 This is NOT what I was expecting when you said you were into heavy metal! 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
1583 Much ado about nothing 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
1584 I forgive you for losing the wedding ring but why did you have to blog post about it? 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
1585 I'm glad we're doing the heavy metal detox together. 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
1586 So… now there's a Uber for finding your keys? 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
1587 I mean, if I had to pick one....probably Creepy Guy #3. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
1588 I thought this was a heavy metal fan club! 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
1589 But I am literally holding the remote. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
1590 My urologist made me get rid of that piercing. 1.3333 0.07433 75 57 11 7
1591 It’s just an AirPod 1.3333 0.05827 81 56 23 2
1592 I knew that banks were short on coins but,sheesh! 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
1593 My mother says I should look for a real stud 1.3333 0.07633 69 52 11 6
1594 Told you they'd find the remote. 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
1595 They’re the Flint Tap Water Brigade 1.3333 0.05702 84 58 24 2
1596 They’ll never look for us here. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
1597 Will you marry me when they find the ring? 1.3333 0.05275 102 71 28 3
1598 Do they know this is the Bitcoin headquarters? 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
1599 I'm so sorry I dropped my engagement ring. 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1600 At this point it’s probably easier to buy a new television. 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
1601 As soon as they’re done, we’ll look for your contact lens 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
1602 I think it’s about time we had a talk about the prospectors in the living room… 1.3333 0.07661 72 55 10 7
1603 Look, give it up. That damn remote's been missing a week now. 1.3333 0.07450 78 60 10 8
1604 We had to find them something to do once they were deprogrammed from QAnon. This seemed harmless. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1605 It might be time for us to see other people. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1606 I know you didn’t “lose” your wedding ring. 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
1607 Did you tell them it’s a penis ring? 1.3333 0.07454 81 63 9 9
1608 Mom's lost her car keys again. 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
1609 How much longer are these bitcoin miners going to be here? 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1610 I lost a filling. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1611 So,THIS is Bitcoin mining? 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
1612 They heard we were into heavy metal. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1613 The app will find people to help you find your keys 1.3333 0.05369 93 64 27 2
1614 Introducing Greg Abbott’s Rapist Detectors.. “By finding and eliminating the rapist, women won’t need the right to choose!” 1.3333 0.07672 75 58 9 8
1615 Searching for common cents 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
1616 Did you tell my dad about mining Bitcoin? 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1617 It's not even on vibrate? 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
1618 Nah, I'm still pretty sure you're sitting on the remote. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1619 And this is how much less expensive than just buying new AirPods? 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1620 Who's gonna tell them that bitcoin mining works a little differently 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
1621 Where did you hide the bitcoin? 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1622 Please choose one already so we can go down to the beach. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
1623 Lose something, Admiral?" 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1624 That's not how you get bitcoins 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1625 I don’t think this is how you mine Bitcoin. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1626 The landlord said it's a minor problem. 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
1627 Got any change? 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
1628 Maybe next time your Meetup group can just meet in the park. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1629 If you must know, they are searching for the ring you promised me. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1630 So where did you leave your wedding ring? 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1631 Feed one and they all want some 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1632 Exactly how does this help us find the remote? 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1633 The flourishing gig economy really changes looking for your keys. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1634 No I don't feel like we're at the beach. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
1635 When you said you were into metal, I thought you meant music… 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1636 Do you think we should have our water checked for lead? 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1637 I thought you said we have enough in our savings! 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
1638 "Rare earth? Here I've been sweeping it up and throwing it out with the garbage." 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1639 me, at the beach 1.3291 0.07143 79 60 12 7
1640 My ex said this was a minefield. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1641 See, I told you you'd be more attractive if you got braces. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1642 If truth be told, it was just costume jewelry. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1643 According to Reddit we’re sitting above a vortex where all loose sofa change converges 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
1644 The robot vacuum wandered off again. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1645 Wouldn’t it just be easier to put a Tile on the remote? 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1646 Nah, it ain't bugged. I just thought it'd be a great way to get the place vacuumed. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1647 Really? Robots with vacuum cleaners? I wish you had mentioned your obsession with cleanliness before we got married. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1648 And you just don't want to look too, because you don't want to get on your knees twice? 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1649 Maybe the next metal detectors club meeting could be held outdoors for a change? 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1650 I get the sense that you’re not looking for anything serious 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1651 You really want that quarter don't you" 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1652 You know, we could just change the channel ourselves. 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
1653 As you can see, life with me is a minefield. 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1654 They say their federal unemployment benefits ran out. 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1655 Damn quarter shortage. 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1656 Don't worry, I called in the professionals. They'll find my car keys. 1.3288 0.07313 73 55 12 6
1657 Dad and his friends are hunting for Bitcoin. 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1658 We’ll find it. These are the top retirees from some of the best beaches in the country. 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
1659 Not sure this gesture is making up for losing your wedding band in the first place. 1.3286 0.07808 70 54 9 7
1660 Dating's a minefield, don't you think? 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
1661 I could have sworn you told me I had a mental problem. 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
1662 Kids these days 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
1663 Do they have to hum the "Imperial Death March?" 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
1664 I see you misplaced your keys again! 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
1665 What's mine is yours and yours is mine--right? 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
1666 Hey, times are tough. 1.3286 0.06345 70 49 19 2
1667 Seriously, it's in your pants, isn't it? 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
1668 This isn’t what I meant when I said we’re sitting on a gold mine. 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
1669 Who let the beat drop? 1.3286 0.07538 70 53 11 6
1670 I know the housing market is tough but did you have to settle for the budget lead paint inspectors? 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
1671 I know I left my car keys here before the pandemic. 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
1672 They’re here looking for my last fuck to give. 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
1673 Did you lose another filling? 1.3265 0.06450 98 75 14 9
1674 All this for a lost penny? What was the date on it? 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1675 What do we do if they don’t find the remote? 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1676 Want to check out some heavy metal? 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1677 I guess finding coins under the couch cushions DOES count as buried treasure. 1.3261 0.05378 92 64 26 2
1678 Dad’s totally going to figure out I got my belly button pierced. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1679 I just took it off for a second 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1680 We did drop a lot of money for this therapist. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1681 Like I said, we’re sitting on a gold mine. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1682 This isn't the solution I had in mind when I said I thought you were hiding things from me. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1683 Are you finally ready to admit you lost your wedding ring? 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1684 I said I find "mental deflection" and interesting topic! 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1685 These guys are even nerdier than your Settlers of Catan group. 1.3256 0.06908 86 66 12 8
1686 When did Emotional Support Roombas become a thing? 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1687 Loose change is the new Bitcoin. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1688 I have told you a hundred times- that’s not how Bitcoin works! 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1689 By the way, 'I can't find my keys, guess I'll have to spend the night' won't work anymore. 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
1690 Pretend you're at the beach. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1691 I have a jealous ex. This is just a precaution. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1692 Still think buying a house on Treasure Island is a brilliant idea? 1.3253 0.07090 83 64 11 8
1693 You've got great friends, but I think if you get on your knees, you'll find it under the couch. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1694 We’re sitting on a gold mine, I tell you! 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
1695 It was a beautiful proposal until you dropped the ring. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1696 I see lead people. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1697 The invite read: Heavy Metal Party ! Sorry Gary! 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1698 I've been told I have a magnetic personality. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
1699 If they find an abortion, they win $10,000. 1.3250 0.07286 80 62 10 8
1700 I told you buying a beach house was a bad idea. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1701 I really thought you were kidding about this being a TSA hangout spot 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1702 I love the sound of metal detectors in the morning. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1703 I’m Cool, at least they’re not Geiger Counters . 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1704 Searching for gold while the gold is sitting right next to you. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1705 Did you tell them that they can't find bitcoins that way? 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1706 It's a new startup I found, WheresMyKeys.Com. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1707 I told you to vacuum. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1708 Gold or silver ? 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1709 They're checking for anything resembling a ball and chain. 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
1710 Sometimes my Mom gets a little carried away 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
1711 You should have downloaded the "Find my Phone" app. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
1712 The car keys are lost, move on. 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
1713 If you tell them I swallowed it, they will only stay longer. 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
1714 I'm sorry I lost your engagement ring, but this is ridiculous. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
1715 Maybe they should look in the sofa for coins 1.3235 0.07681 68 52 10 6
1716 Currently, it's the best way I have to pay off my college loans. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1717 Next time, read the prenup more carefully. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1718 Pick your feet up while they clean the rug. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1719 Let me guess. You misplaced your bit coins. Again. 1.3235 0.07681 68 52 10 6
1720 My surgeon said there’d be pros and cons of getting a knee replacement. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1721 Wait - you said all that mail we got addressed to Jimmy Hoffa was just a simple postal error! 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1722 Well, clearly you've taken the term 'cryptocurrency' too literally... 1.3235 0.07962 68 53 8 7
1723 I keep telling you to put the remote back on the console 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
1724 I said, “Where’s your mettle”. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
1725 I don't think the vaccine worked. They can't find us." "You need to stop listening to your mom Susan. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1726 I keep telling them this isn't how Bitcoin works. 1.3235 0.07681 68 52 10 6
1727 honey, change the channel now 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1728 I told you the ring felt loose. 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1729 Because there's buried treasure around here. It said so on the internet. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1730 When did you last see your keys? 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1731 You still going with your lame " I lost the ring" excuse? 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1732 If we can’t travel, I thought I’d bring the beach to us. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1733 This is not what I meant when I said I enjoy a good heavy metal scene. 1.3218 0.06838 87 67 12 8
1734 Wait, aren’t your glasses plastic? 1.3218 0.05779 87 62 22 3
1735 I forgot to tell you that our new therapist has BS detectors. 1.3218 0.06838 87 67 12 8
1736 Gotta love the gig economy. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1737 Did you tell them that you lost your keys again" 1.3214 0.05658 84 59 23 2
1738 Did you want to consider another excuse in case the missing ring doesn’t show up? 1.3214 0.05658 84 59 23 2
1739 I didn’t expect this when the condo newsletter said that there would be change in the lobby. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1740 I will admit to the slightest possibility that the keys were left in the car, but for now I would prefer to stay the course. 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1741 t’s nice your family does things together, but it’s making me a little nervous. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1742 If they find anything do we get a cut 1.3210 0.05507 81 56 24 1
1743 Your dating profile said, ‘Hidden Treasure,’ so I came prepared. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1744 Is anyone dragging the lake? 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1745 They won't leave until they can check under the cushions. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1746 They have zydeco on Friday nights — Saturdays, underground metal. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1747 I told you this relationship would be a minefield. 1.3210 0.05781 81 57 22 2
1748 Call me a Luddite, but the change is obviously buried in the couch. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1749 I said this is “mental” 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1750 This is not what I thought you meant when you said your friends were into metal 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1751 You really miss Florida,huh? 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1752 I heard you went ring shopping a couple of weeks ago, so I asked over a few friends. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1753 I lost another AirPod. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1754 I stand corrected. Winning the lottery was not your dumbest idea. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
1755 It’s nice to have people over once in a while 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
1756 Since we can’t make it to the beach, I brought the beach to you. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1757 I started a TikTok challenge to find my keys. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1758 Do you find relationships to be a minefield? 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1759 I swear the ad said 'metal inspectors' 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1760 I don't think this is how you mine for Bitcoin. 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1761 You lost your earbud again? 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1762 I may have told them I paid off my debt from the change you dropped in my sofa. 1.3200 0.07391 75 58 10 7
1763 All I wanted was a quiet evening and now magazines are looking for captions in our living room 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1764 Are they looking for a ‘remote’ job? 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1765 Al Capone lived in this apartment. Geraldo and the TV crew will be here shortly. 1.3194 0.05876 72 50 21 1
1766 Love. They're helping me look for love, and just a little attention. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1767 No, what I actually said was the apartment was going to be mined. 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
1768 They,like me,have been doing this for a while,and still no engagement ring. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1769 You sure you dropped it in here? 1.3194 0.06200 72 51 19 2
1770 Honey, they're not going to detect you. I told you the vaccines won't magnetise you. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1771 I wanted to start a book club but no! 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1772 When you invited me over to listen to metal, I had assumed we were talking about music. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1773 You lose a Sacagawea dollar in the couch one time… 1.3191 0.06455 94 72 14 8
1774 Your personality is magnetic, but I still haven’t detected any change. 1.3191 0.06630 94 73 12 9
1775 I don't think they understand how you lose bitcoins 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
1776 Wouldn't ordering a new AirPod be cheaper? 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
1777 well, you did say you dropped the engagement ring in the carpet, right? 1.3188 0.07584 69 53 10 6
1778 "The whole world is like a minefield and NOW it's come to us" 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
1779 At least they’re not Hipsters 1.3188 0.07584 69 53 10 6
1780 They’re gonna freak out when they find the kitchen. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
1781 You said you wanted change --- I'm just trying to be helpful. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1782 It has something to do with a theory on social media. 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
1783 Honey, with our unemployment benefits ending, we have to find as many other money sources as possible. 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
1784 They don't fully understand where to find bitcoin 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1785 Think they'll find the remote? 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
1786 Is this how you were imagining your bachelor party? 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
1787 At this rate, they’ll find your iphone 4 from middle school 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
1788 If they're looking for bitcoin they're going to be sorely disappointed. 1.3182 0.07832 66 51 9 6
1789 If you want out of the marriage, just say so. 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
1790 You're sure the bitcoin was in here? 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
1791 I kind of liked it more when we just worried about algorithms 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
1792 Okay, where did you last see your keys? 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
1793 Apparently someone found traces of civility last night…. 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
1794 They’re trying to find where I asked for your opinion. 1.3182 0.07832 66 51 9 6
1795 Well, it beats vacuuming. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1796 I think there’s something fishy about this Roomba home demo. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1797 I guess the vaccine indeed made us magnetic… 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1798 Welcome to our company's annual 401k shareholder meeting. Refreshments are in Starbucks across the street. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1799 Ok, you got your vaccination, now which conspiracy theory is this? 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1800 I always feel like I’m in a minefield talking to you! 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1801 What I said was, "This condo is 'mine'." 1.3171 0.07129 82 64 10 8
1802 Next time pay attention to your hearing aid when you take your mask off. Those things cost a fortune. 1.3171 0.06915 82 63 12 7
1803 They came all the way from Arizona and are looking for what? Voter fraud in our living room? That's insane!!!! 1.3171 0.07129 82 64 10 8
1804 Are these guys always here? 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1805 Some believe our living room was built over an ancient burial ground containing gilded artifacts. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1806 Fuck this, I'm calling the cops. 1.3171 0.06915 82 63 12 7
1807 You drop something? 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1808 . “And how is this easier than buying a Tile?” 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1809 The anti vaxxers are searching for that chip again. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1810 They haven’t found us yet. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1811 For Christ sakes ! This is Brooklyn! 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1812 Sometimes it's worth exploring what's going on beneath the surface of our relationship. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1813 If they find it Harold, you're in deep shit 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1814 I knew it - marriage counseling is nothing but land mines! 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1815 I haven’t needed my keys until the lockdown ended. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1816 I told you we needed to have an extra set of car keys made. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1817 Nobody wants to work anymore. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1818 Yes, but why are they working from _my_ home? 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1819 Did you drop your Bitcoin again? 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1820 It's a bitcoin. They'll never find it. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1821 Didn't I tell you to fix that whole in your pocket? 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1822 Is your gold filling that important? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1823 Rumba hockey! 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1824 Dads seeking lost youth. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1825 Well, last week they found Julie's contact lens. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1826 A key under the flower pot would due. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1827 Might be time to have the rug cleaned. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1828 They are the "Beach Boys" ! handy friends to have when I drop small jewelry . 1.3151 0.05812 73 51 21 1
1829 It was my financial advisor’s idea. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1830 Our chances of finding something good are still better than yours with “Play Something” on Netflix. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1831 This is not what I had in mind when you said it was your night to host the metal heads 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1832 Thought you said we were going to see a new metal band? 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1833 They’re looking for bamboo fibers, or some shit 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1834 Did you check the couch cushions? 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1835 Great, one week from the wedding and you lose the ring. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1836 On second thought "Ancient Roman Settlements Under Our House" was not a wise title for our thesis. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1837 Maybe it’s your magnetic personality. 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
1838 Wouldn’t it be easier to return pop cans for the deposit? 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1839 So tell me more, a career in Roomba wrangling sounds interesting 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
1840 Did you lose your retainer again? 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1841 Pick your feet up 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1842 They're just testing your mettle. 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
1843 You know this is overkill. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1844 Searching for America's soul 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1845 Life is not a beach!" 1.3143 0.07760 70 55 8 7
1846 It’s much easier if they do it! 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1847 Now they are after our silver linings too 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1848 'When the real estate agent said this property was a hidden gem, I didn't think they meant this...' 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1849 Does everyone here listen to metal? 1.3143 0.06286 70 50 18 2
1850 I didn't mean I am that kind of heavy metal fan 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
1851 I just love the sound of the beach. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1852 My RingFinder app isn’t working. You still haven’t proposed. 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
1853 You can’t keep them in a dish by the front door like a normal person? 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1854 The Texas Legislature passed a "law" which they do not enforce, but any person can enter your home and search for evidence of Fetal Heartbeat. Coupled with the belief that anyone on the premises has thought of the word "abortion" they get $10,000. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1855 This is not what I meant by “help more around the house.” 1.3134 0.08017 67 53 7 7
1856 Repeat after me, "I promise to stop clipping my toenails on the sofa." 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
1857 They spend two years ringing doorbells, looking for the Golden Plates. 1.3134 0.08017 67 53 7 7
1858 Should I tell them I have a knee replacement? 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1859 That’s not what I meant by mixed signals… 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1860 relationships are a minefield, it is better to sweep the area first 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1861 It’s not looking like we’re going to locate that loving feeling 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
1862 Honey, I said your mental health. Please get your hearing checked. 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
1863 You seriously expected me to look for it? 1.3134 0.08017 67 53 7 7
1864 You really think you lost your keys under the carpet? 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1865 Gosh, are they perhaps hinting that it's time for us to go? 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1866 So this is your idea of having your mettle tested? 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1867 They should just check the couch. 1.3133 0.06841 83 64 12 7
1868 I don't think they realize this in not how Bitcoins are mined 1.3133 0.07053 83 65 10 8
1869 We really need to stop listening to so much heavy metal. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1870 Maybe they'll find that loose screw 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1871 I told you I was a chick magnet 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
1872 Be patient. They'll find your lucky quarter. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1873 So you really couldn't spare a dime. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1874 Mental. M-E-N-T-A-L. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1875 Honey, are you sure you bought that ring? 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1876 No, Metallica was never my favorite band. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1877 I don't care how many of them there are, I'm not getting up. 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
1878 I told you there is an APP for that! 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1879 Im starting to feel like your five dads don’t like me. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1880 Oh,the ring wasn’t just misplaced? 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1881 Do you have another roll of pennies? 1.3125 0.06250 64 45 18 1
1882 Maybe your keys are in the couch. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1883 I wish you hadn’t posted on Nextdoor that we lost a fortune in shag carpeting. 1.3125 0.08296 64 51 6 7
1884 Don’t they realize we’re broke millennials? 1.3125 0.06250 64 45 18 1
1885 How was your day? 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1886 Could you please stop playing that heavy metal music?! 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1887 Face it Hank, the nerd statues aren’t selling. 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1888 I always seem to attract a bunch of gold diggers 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1889 And you’re sure you didn’t drop the keys under the couch? 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1890 You really need to explain to your dad and his friends how your home crypto mining operation actually works. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1891 You lose your house key again? 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1892 I know you think I’m nuts, Kevin, but that earring is a family heirloom. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1893 There just using mental detectors. Ignore them. You have no reason to worry. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1894 Politicians frantically searching for votes. 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
1895 What? I lost my keys. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1896 I do still miss the days when you’d get down on your hands and knees to find my earrings? 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1897 There are other ways to prove your mettle, you know. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1898 Bunch of metal heads 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1899 I’m telling you – ALL your change was in the couch. Let it go! 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1900 You ever wonder if we're missing something? 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1901 I keep telling you, hang your car keys on the hook when you come in the front door. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1902 It's just a dime . . . 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1903 Are you into heavy metal or grunge? 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1904 Of course they don't find anything; they never look under the cushions. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1905 Your family is hunter mine are more gatherer. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1906 Now .. How hard is it to find our masks ? 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1907 I think the Bitcoin craze is now out of control. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1908 I feel lost. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1909 I told them that you lost your bitcoins. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1910 And this is why men kneel when they propose. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1911 Maybe we should check the couch for quarters. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1912 We need that remote. How else can we turn on the t.v.? 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1913 Nice to see these guys aren't wasting THEIR lives... 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1914 I knew these Metallica tickets were too good to be true. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1915 I know it's a bit annoying but we get 25% royalties. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1916 I guess 18 months inside does qualify us for an archeological designation! 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
1917 I'm starting to worry you're a gold digger. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
1918 They’ll never find the junk in my trunk 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1919 I like the way this restaurant spins their pizzas 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1920 I found them in the park and they said they’d help me find all the backs of you earrings here. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1921 There’s some gold here in the comments 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1922 I don’t think that was a micro-dose 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
1923 Don't worry honey, they'll find your earring 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
1924 I mentioned on my blog that for lack of a nail the kingdom might be lost, and then they showed up. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1925 Did you check under the cushions? 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1926 They're still looking for Hillary's emails 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1927 You can't see it? Dating you is like walking in a mine field! 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1928 I don't care if they find us a treasure, they should all be wearing masks in our living room! 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
1929 Still cold. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
1930 They're looking for quarters. 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
1931 Keep your mouth shut! 1.3088 0.08184 68 55 5 8
1932 Don’t mind them. I put all my loose change in bitcoin. 1.3088 0.07629 68 53 9 6
1933 *“If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were hiding something.” 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
1934 Why do you always have to dig up the past 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1935 Looking for a connection 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1936 Not what I had in mind when you said your dad was coming over with a few friends. 1.3088 0.07629 68 53 9 6
1937 Looking for change in all the wrong places. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
1938 Wow that's a lot of people with metal detectors huh? Anyway, so the primary philosophy behind dialectical materialism is recognizing contradictions within current issues on a material level, and that the solutions lie within a rearrangement of soc 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1939 I didn't think we had THAT much change in our couch! 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1940 My switch from cash to a debit card has made their search harder. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1941 All I said to the landlord was that I lost my keys. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1942 What do you think they'll do when they realize that you're sitting on it? 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1943 Apple’s new Find My Wedding Ring app 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1944 And when they find the lost remote, we will glue that one to your left hand. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1945 I explained to them over and over; it’s in Bitcoins 1.3085 0.06598 94 74 11 9
1946 That is not quite the Heavy Metal party i expected. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1947 That’s not what I meant when I said that I wanted to see The Beach Boys! 1.3077 0.08481 52 40 8 4
1948 You misunderstood. I said I liked heavy metal and detective work. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1949 Will you be mine? 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1950 When you said you were inviting some metal enthusiasts round - I was thinking more Iron Maiden maybe. 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
1951 I wasn't sure if I lost it in the garbage disposal. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1952 Most people just pick up the cushions. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1953 Should we tell them it is a plastic key? 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1954 The data miners are really on it today. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1955 Oh wait, my keys ARE in my pocket after all. 1.3077 0.07808 78 64 4 10
1956 This is really your retirement plan? 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1957 It may be iron deficiency. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1958 It's probably just in the couch cushions. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1959 Do you have any change? Let's throw it around and see what happens. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1960 I said you need to find your mettle, not your metal! 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1961 I hired them. You keep shouting, 'get the quarter back!' 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
1962 A for effort, guys, but I found the quarter between the couch cushions. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1963 When you said you lost a gold tooth, shouldn’t you have mentioned that it was while you were scuba diving? 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1964 This is testing my mettle. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1965 Weird...Spotify will only play heavy metal station! 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1966 It was called “Old School Find My Phone”. 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
1967 All this for a lost Buffalo head nickle? 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1968 Don't you trust me? 1.3077 0.05567 78 55 22 1
1969 I liked Metallica’s earlier stuff. 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
1970 Don't worry, they can't detect your lies. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1971 No magnetism here. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1972 When they said the condo came with beach views... 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1973 Should we tell them this is Studio 54, not Area 51? 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
1974 Do you hear beeping or is it just me? 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1975 Where was the last place you remember seeing your phone? 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1976 We hope to find out just what makes a couch potato tick. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1977 You just had to post on NextDoor about my lost wedding band... 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1978 Once they find your keys, you’re welcome to leave. 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
1979 I always heard blind dates were a minefield. But yeesh! 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
1980 Wouldn't it just be easier to get up and change the channel 1.3067 0.05687 75 53 21 1
1981 Where did our love go? 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1982 I think we should call the whole thing off. I have gone overboard searching for traces of animal magnetism. It's just not here. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1983 There's decent conversation around here, we're sure of it. 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
1984 When you said your new place was a gold mine I didn’t think you meant literally. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1985 Do you get the feeling there’s an elephant in the room? 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
1986 ‘I know you liked those earrings but can’t you just buy another pair?’ 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1987 We're sitting on a gold mine 1.3065 0.06335 62 44 17 1
1988 Enough with the practice, already. When are you guys headed for the beach? 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
1989 Finders keeper, loosens weepers. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
1990 You must be hiding something. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
1991 I'm having doubts about crowdsourcing the search for your wedding ring ... 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
1992 Danny went great lengths to rediscover his once magnetic charm. 1.3065 0.08159 62 49 7 6
1993 You better hope they find the ring. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
1994 I thought that maybe they could find my missing nose ring... 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
1995 I know there's a ring around here somewhere. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
1996 Help me understand how losing an engagement ring is a good start to a life together. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
1997 Oh nothing to worry about. I am just checking if I am walking into an emotional minefield. 1.3061 0.06390 98 77 12 9
1998 This isn't going to help find your missing Bitcoin." 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1999 I'm pretty sure I'll get a ring from them before you! 1.3059 0.06905 85 67 10 8
2000 Of course, they'll keep 10% of what they find. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
2001 ARE WE SITTING ON A GOLD MINE? 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
2002 I know the remote is around here somewhere... 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
2003 But he said we were sitting on a gold mine! 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
2004 I don't think this is how you find your Bitcoin password 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
2005 I'm beginning to doubt that you lost your wedding ring, 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2006 I had to be the one to turn off all the find-my-phone tools.” 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2007 How many more Swiffer products do we need? 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2008 I think it's about time we check under these couch cushions. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2009 And once they find the engagement ring, then what? 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2010 They haven't heard of Bitcoin. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2011 Try one more time honey. Where did you last put your mind? 1.3056 0.07568 72 57 8 7
2012 I'd ask them to leave, but they're the only thing creating the illusion there's a floor. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2013 You know I can just make you another copy of the keys, right? 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
2014 They did say love is a battlefield you know. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
2015 I lost my earring live on Instagram. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
2016 I said they could have 50% of anything they find 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2017 I'm sure your keys are here somewhere. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
2018 I guess everyone is looking for some change. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2019 I told you long ago, Bitcoin eliminates all of this. 1.3049 0.07089 82 65 9 8
2020 Come to think of it, I left the keys in my gym shorts! 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
2021 yes, maybe too much, but it was MY earring! 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2022 You tweeted "1969-S Lincoln cent seen in our sofa" Yes, YOU caused this! 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2023 Could they be in your other pants? 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
2024 I thought you said you could summon "herds." 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
2025 You lost your keys AGAIN? 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
2026 A sweep for bugs? I meant ants . 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
2027 I hate Hobby Night. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
2028 My in-laws are always meddling in my business. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
2029 It was fun for awhile, Brandon, but I can't just sit around on your couch anymore. I want to be with someone who is looking for something special 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
2030 Guy: "Babe, what are these men are doing too close to us?" Girl: "They're looking for the remaining women's rights for them to destroy!" 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
2031 Telling them that you lost your ring is the only way to get your apartment cleaned these days. 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
2032 Wouldn't it just be easier to buy another nose bolt? 1.3043 0.07531 69 54 9 6
2033 How about Buffy, for a girl? Do you like the name Buffy? 1.3043 0.07809 69 55 7 7
2034 You should see 'em work on a haystack 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
2035 I hope I took the jewelry off of his body. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2036 Or, we could have looked between the cushions. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
2037 Can't you just check the sofa for coins like everyone else? 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
2038 They followed me back from the beach. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
2039 I realize you are trying to be helpful, and I appreciate it, but I think you misunderstood when I told I lost my virginity on this couch. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
2040 I think we should have a look under the cushions. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
2041 I think they are looking for the supreme courts backbone 1.3038 0.07286 79 63 8 8
2042 I've lost my equilibrium. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
2043 Can you just admit that they aren’t vacuums already? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
2044 Remind me, which remote are they looking for? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
2045 The remote's gotta be here somewhere. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
2046 You had to put I can't find engagment ring on facebook. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
2047 Promise me you didn't hock your wedding ring. 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
2048 I feel change coming on! 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
2049 Thy cll thmslvs th vwl hntrs. 1.3030 0.08070 66 53 6 7
2050 They're getting warmer.... 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
2051 This is the weirdest fraternity hazing I've ever seen. 1.3030 0.08070 66 53 6 7
2052 Lost your Juul again? 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2053 Is your missing gold crown really worth all this? 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
2054 So you updated to find my phone beta version? 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2055 They must be looking for that heart of gold you're always telling me about.... 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
2056 I know it seems highly improbable, but it just might be under the cushions. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2057 'At this point, I think it would have been cheaper just to buy a new ring!" 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
2058 Yeah but it was my grandmother's engagement ring, and my mother will kill me! 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
2059 The whole "Captain Kidd buried his treasure in a brownstone on E 68th" was on the podcast as a joke. Who knew it would go viral? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2060 I told you we shouldn't have built our house on the beach. 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
2061 Should we tell them this floor was made with concrete and steel wire mesh? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2062 You just had to write that I was pure gold on your Instagram! 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2063 And somehow there are enough microchips for this? 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
2064 Have you tried Find My iPhone? 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
2065 You could be sitting on a gold mine! 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2066 I’m telling you we’re sitting on a gold mine here! 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
2067 You said you wanted change 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
2068 Shh, we’re mining for Bitcoin. 1.3023 0.06834 86 68 10 8
2069 I’m certain the remote is under the seat cushion. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
2070 It’s just a hairpin. Maybe we should just forget it. 1.3016 0.08043 63 50 7 6
2071 I feel like I've lost my way. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
2072 Mom always said you were a golddigger. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
2073 It’s here, I promise. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
2074 They're trying to find if there's anything worthwhile in our relationship. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
2075 I prefer my Roomba 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
2076 This is not how you check for lead! 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
2077 For the record,I said yes. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
2078 I said I like to listen to metal, not for it… 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
2079 You can surely tell that the COVID-19 unemployment insurance ran out yesterday! 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
2080 You know all about heavy metal. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
2081 Don't worry, we'll find your dog. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2082 I thought Geek Squad just fixed computers. Who knew? 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2083 As long as we sit on them, they won't check under the cushions." 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2084 You said you lived close to the beach but wow! 1.3014 0.07475 73 58 8 7
2085 Maybe you should have emptied your pockets before you took a nap. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2086 Can you tell them to do that outside? 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
2087 They came with the couch 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2088 Serves you right for being a gold-digger. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
2089 I hope this ring is not too small, you stingy guy. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
2090 Did this generation learn that couches have springs? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2091 If it's heads it's your turn to call DoorDash. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
2092 They're searching for the smoking gun Trump used to kill democracy. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
2093 Your friends may have misunderstood my invitation to come over and listen to heavy metal. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
2094 Are you sure you didn't drop the ring in the sink? 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
2095 The only people who listen to metal are 40 year old white guys. 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
2096 You said you were in a metal band. This isn’t what I expected. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
2097 Haven't they thought of looking down the sofa? 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2098 That's what you get for carrying a BitCoin in your pocket. 1.3000 0.07435 70 55 9 6
2099 Maybe they'll find my keys. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
2100 I hired them to find your mojo. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2101 Have you noticed any changes since unemployment benefits stopped...A penny for your thoughts?" Heidi Roe Myrtle Point, Orego 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
2102 It's not you, it's me. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2103 Roombas have come a long way since the early days! 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
2104 You're sure finding metallic cryptocurrency is going to be the next big thing? 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
2105 Do you remember the days when if we lost our keys in the apartment we'd try to find them ourselves? 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
2106 I can't find the AppleTV remote. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
2107 I tried to tell them you can't find bitcoins that way. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2108 All I said was you needed to embrace change. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
2109 Harold, the next time you host your detectorist group, make sure you tell them it's OUTSIDE. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
2110 We must be sitting on top of a gold mine. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2111 There must be a lot of quarters between the cushions. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2112 This is exactly why I prefer Bitcoin. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
2113 This calls into question our magnetic attraction. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
2114 I'm not detecting any hostility from you, but they are. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2115 This shag carpet wasn’t really a good idea 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
2116 If that really is your lucky quarter you would have found it on your own. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2117 ‘My mum said I needed to find some empathy.’ 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
2118 Why don't they just search the cushion for spare change? 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
2119 I’m not saying you’re a gold digger, but… 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2120 Zillenial Retirement Plan 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
2121 All I said was…”You lost that loving feeling.” 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
2122 I’ll never take my wedding ring off again. I promise. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2123 And you swear you checked the couch for the Amazon remote? 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
2124 This contact tracing is becoming absurd. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
2125 You're sure the remote is not just under one of the couch cushions? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
2126 Check out the latest ‘find my iPhone’ technology 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
2127 This is what I meant when I said I’m a modern day gold digger 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
2128 Something about this curling practice doesn't seem straight. 1.2987 0.07175 77 61 9 7
2129 Could you ask them to vacuum instead? 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2130 I told you when we started dating that I was a heavy metal freak. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2131 Is there something you haven’t told me? 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2132 You know, we wouldn't have to do this if you kept your Legos where they belong. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2133 So, our wedding rings are steel? 1.2987 0.07410 77 62 7 8
2134 But your toy from the crunchy corn box was plastic. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2135 So that’s what you meant you live with a bunch of gold diggers 1.2987 0.07175 77 61 9 7
2136 It's part of the 12-step program to wean them off their phones. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
2137 its the product I bought you to find your phone 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2138 I shouldn't have told my friends that you are a diamond in a gold mine. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2139 Really!! That valuable? How many carats? 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2140 We've been sitting here for eighteen months -- the couch is probably a gold mine. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
2141 Study room? Or panic room. This carpet could use a good debugging. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2142 They said they detect a communication problem in our relationship 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
2143 I like to be surrounded by those who have the same values in life. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
2144 I didn't mean we've lost the key to happiness literally. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2145 You can keep looking but I told you there was no chip in the COVID Vaccine. 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
2146 I told you a thousand times, we are not sitting on a gold mine!!! 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2147 Not the romantic proposal you had in mind, eh? 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2148 Are you sure it was only a quarter? 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2149 It's probably time to upgrade your Find My app. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
2150 I wonder who will be weeping after this. 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
2151 With all the red flags I found, I thought there might be a silver lining here. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
2152 Word finally got out that all those little nuggets of advice I give you are pure gold. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
2153 Are you telling me you're in a metal band without telling me you're in a metal band? 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2154 It’s OK. It’s the most overlooked line item in the Patriot Act. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2155 I guess we could just check under the cushions… 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2156 Are you sure your keys aren't under the cushion? 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2157 Living with treasure hunters was a lot more enjoyable before work-from-home 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
2158 These days, life is a beach. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
2159 It's a new game called 'Find the Bitcoin. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
2160 Why do I feel this date is a mine field? 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
2161 Is finding the VCR remote that important? 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2162 What do you mean you still have a metal house key? 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
2163 All of this for a nickel? 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
2164 The rumor is that this was all part of a pirate ship years ago. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2165 Though you said you cleaned under the cushions...... 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
2166 I do not want to hear a beep about this later. 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
2167 I don’t think my sanity is metallic 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
2168 My dad and his friends say I need to, “find my mettle” or something. 1.2967 0.06536 91 72 11 8
2169 Idiots! The coins are in the couch. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
2170 There's nothing here. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2171 You SURE you didn't use the remote last? 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
2172 You could just as easily sit there indoors. 1.2963 0.05399 81 58 22 1
2173 I think the true treasure lies within. You? 1.2963 0.05399 81 58 22 1
2174 Can't you get by with one hearing aid? 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2175 I'm not sure this is such a great way to find a lost bitcoin. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2176 Honey, I think we need some change around here. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2177 You saw all the loose change they found in the couch. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2178 What’s mine is yours.” 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2179 Apparently the gun buyback program worked. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2180 Maybe you left it in the bedroom? 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2181 Have you looked under the couch cushions lately? 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2182 Give me a minute, I'll have a penny for your thoughts. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2183 Not certain I agree with this new stimulus package - but what’s the alternative? 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
2184 Like I told you, the ring is somewhere near the sofa. 1.2958 0.05812 71 51 19 1
2185 The loose change is in the sofa 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2186 Are you sure you can't remember where you put your keys? 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
2187 So we’re all here looking for conversation? 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
2188 It's cheaper than BitCoin mining. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
2189 Now where exactly was it you said you lost your weeding ring? 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
2190 Were you using the landline? 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
2191 All I said was “can you help me find my earring?” 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
2192 What did you want to ask me? 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
2193 I said liking Metal MUSIC was a deal breaker. 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
2194 I thought the 49ers were a football team. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
2195 I think we may want to think twice before moving to the beach. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
2196 Did you make it clear that the Pirate Booty you were referring to was a snack? 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2197 There’s an app for this, you know… 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2198 When you said your friends were metalheads, I wasn't expecting this. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2199 Why can't old white men ever be happy with what they have? 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
2200 This search for the origins of Covid is getting ridiculous. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
2201 If we tell them we're sitting on the loose change, maybe they will go away. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2202 If that so-called engagement ring really just fell out of your pocket, they oughta find it 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
2203 I see some drawbacks to moving the couch to the beach. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2204 All this for a lost quarter! 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
2205 They are looking for that vaccine chip that the other news channel keeps talking about. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
2206 Sir, you can't hide fourteen cents of bank interest from the IRS! 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2207 ‘Looks like we’d have the beach to ourselves today .’ 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2208 No, I mean we’re literally sitting on a gold mine. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2209 Do you think they will find all that Bitcoin hidden in the sofa? 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2210 I guess we're on top of a gold mine! 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
2211 Which one of us is going to tell them you were joking in that Reddit thread? 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2212 Got any spare change? 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2213 Searching for the meaning of life: “find anything?” 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2214 Man’s search for meaning 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2215 I have a few issues to iron out. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
2216 Are you worried they’ll find out you’ve been vaccinated? 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
2217 At first I only looked for coins under the cushions. Then I thought, wait… 1.2931 0.08523 58 47 5 6
2218 Can't you just be normal and look for your change in the couch? 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
2219 Let me guess--your dad's favorite song is 'Enter Sandman' by Metallica? 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
2220 Please explain your reasoning for bragging on-line about your bitcoin collection here at the apartment. 1.2931 0.08523 58 47 5 6
2221 How did all these people think that coins were magnetic? 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
2222 I told them I had plenty of heavy metal back at my place. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
2223 Do they know that our Bitcoins are not physical coins? 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
2224 Whoever finds it can have her! 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
2225 Searching for bitcoin 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
2226 Before I look for my keys under the sofa cushions, I’m eliminating any other possible spots. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
2227 On the other hand, we could go out. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
2228 This is not what I ment when I said I wanted to hire a lie detector 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
2229 Is this one of those silent raves? 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
2230 we can just go buy a new ring 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
2231 How is that any different from looking for Pokemon? 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
2232 So you're a metalhead? 1.2927 0.06829 82 65 10 7
2233 I must have misunderstood you when you told me you'd be all mine. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
2234 It’s over Joey, I already picked up the pieces of my broken heart 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
2235 Do you really think this is better than the Findmyphone app? 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2236 I think we're in the clear. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
2237 Any luck finding the remote? 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2238 I hope you didn't iron your shirt. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2239 And you find my book club meeting disruptive? 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
2240 It's like crypto mining but with a smaller carbon footprint. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2241 They’re Finding all the love you promised 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
2242 They know this isn't how you get Bitcoin, right 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2243 You’re right, I didn’t want a surprise proposal” 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2244 they will never find the Bitcoin 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
2245 Last time it took only four dudes to find your keys. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2246 Think about it, Jeff. How can you lose the key of a combination lock? 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
2247 Are you trying to say I am a gold digger? 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2248 You should find a word other than ‘beachy’ to describe your new friends. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
2249 Seriously? Just for missing car keys? 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2250 This isn't what I had in mind when you said, 'beach living.' 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2251 Just wait til they get under the cushions. 1.2917 0.05394 72 51 21 0
2252 Now,what were you going to ask me before you lost that ring? 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
2253 I'd like lentils for dinner. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2254 It is not picking up any of the dust! 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2255 Should we tell them they're in a living room? 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
2256 Maybe you need some new friends. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2257 I’ve called the best guys for the job, but they’re still trying to detect what was funny about that joke. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2258 Virtual reality as an elder millennial is a real let down. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2259 I thought you said you were into heavy metal? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2260 I thought you said you found your keys. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2261 I went to Task Rabbit to find my car keys. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
2262 No. Do you _mind_ sweeping? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2263 This is not what I pictured when you mentioned your friends were all “into metal” 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
2264 Wow, I guess life really IS a beach 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
2265 Oh, they're crypto-miners sidelining as sofa cushion coin miners. 1.2903 0.08094 62 50 6 6
2266 It's quieter than vacuuming. 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
2267 You're really attached to that retainer. 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
2268 Don't tell them you're into metal. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2269 Yeah . . . kind of like Blue Man Group, I guess? 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2270 Yes, it's important--but still, it's just a ring. 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
2271 Well, it was your idea to hide the remote! 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
2272 I hope the 5 blind men will agree the reality is flat and safe. 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
2273 I'm telling you, it fell between the cushions! 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2274 Can't the Roomba trainers do this some other time? 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
2275 I swear I bought you a ring. Im sure they’ll find it soon! 😳 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
2276 I’m pretty sure it was a mercury dime. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2277 Well honey, this is definitely the most original gender reveal party ever. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2278 You still don't believe me that relationships are a minefield? 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2279 Somehow, I have this feeling I could be striking gold with you. 1.2899 0.07473 69 55 8 6
2280 You did try looking between the cushions, right? 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2281 Why can't I just give you some change for the washing machine? 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2282 I’m not sure I like the new Mettle Detectors. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2283 Whoa. This new Virtual Minesweeper game is intense. 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
2284 They are not metal detectors, they are detetectorists. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2285 You need to make some new friends. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2286 How can you lose your braces? 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
2287 You haven’t played musical metal detectors before? 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2288 I can’t believe you don’t remember where you put the Bitcoins. 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
2289 Can we please just call an Uber? 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2290 It’s so hard to find something to watch 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
2291 What else do your friends do? 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2292 They never did find out what happened to the last owner's coin collection. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2293 Why not just buy new ear buds? 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
2294 What? I told you I was going to start farming for bitcoin! 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2295 I know you are a heavy metal fan, but … 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2296 Trust me, it’s still cheaper than paying for a new key fob for my car 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2297 They're way better for keys than contact lenses. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
2298 Trust me, this is better than MMA… 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
2299 Misplaced your keys again?!? 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
2300 You're the one who just had to live in Gettysburg. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
2301 “Do I detect cold feet? 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
2302 Everyone around us is always listening to hard rock or heavy metal. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
2303 Are you sure you placed the couch in the right spot? 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
2304 Dick Nixon used to live here. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2305 Are all your buddies Bitcoin miners? 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2306 I’m not sure we’re ready for a cashless society. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2307 They’re supposed to be out by the hay stack. 1.2879 0.08011 66 54 5 7
2308 Why can't the treasure be the friendship we've made along the way 1.2879 0.07714 66 53 7 6
2309 Guess they already checked the cushions. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2310 You actually a robot?! You can sit all quiet and whatever, but they still gonna find you. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2311 I’m hoping they will find enough for a pizza, how ‘bout you? 1.2879 0.05616 66 47 19 0
2312 After The Great Coin Shortage of 2020, the national treasury vowed that would never happen again… 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2313 Don’t let it bother you. Last time I had a guy over my brothers brought their chainsaws. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2314 Are you sure you checked behind the cushions? 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2315 To whom did you say our lease was a minefield? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2316 You are looking for more out of this relationship than I am. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2317 I don't think you can mine Bitcoin like this. 1.2877 0.07162 73 58 9 6
2318 Did you leave the door unlocked again? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2319 I told them that anything not beneath the sofa cushions is fair game. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
2320 "How dare you say it's JUST an earring? I LOVE that earring. And earrings come in PAIRS, in case you didn't know that." 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2321 It’s not that I don’t trust you, but are you sure you’re not sitting on it? 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2322 You know, sometimes I wish I wasn’t so magnetic 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2323 Are you enjoying the National Metal Detectors of America conference? 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2324 It's called "Pokemon Gold"... 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
2325 Don't ask me. I've lost count. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2326 I think we might be sitting on a gold mine. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2327 This would make more sense if we had shag carpet. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2328 What did you THINK would happen when you bragged our apartment is a treasure? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2329 If they don't find the remote in 15 minutes or less you get a full refund. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
2330 Well, someone's a real penny pincher. 1.2857 0.07977 63 51 6 6
2331 What I wouldn't give for a good B.S. detector. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2332 I should have trusted my friends when they said you were a professional gold digger. 1.2857 0.08722 56 46 4 6
2333 Mining bitcoin 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2334 I never should have told the guys that you carelessly drop change all the time. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2335 Either they’re dumb or we’re dumb 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2336 They're my ex husbands; they're trying to get their rings back. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2337 When are we going to tell them how you lost your bitcoin? 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
2338 All this to find your missing earring?” 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
2339 Did you really expect to end our relationship peacefully? 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
2340 Could it be us? 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
2341 I said erection, not detection. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
2342 You still think posting a reward for your lost keys was a good idea? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2343 I told you to just use a 401(k). 1.2857 0.07126 77 62 8 7
2344 Do they not realize all the change is under these cushions? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2345 You should be more careful with your loose change. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
2346 Didn't we see these guys at the beach--with vacuum cleaners? 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
2347 They'll find your penny in no time. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
2348 Next time that you lose your keys, just use mine. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2349 Move to the beach, you said. Imagine the serenity … 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2350 I miss Pokémon more.. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
2351 HA! They are looking for metal in a plastic world ! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2352 All I did was post that must be fifty bucks of change buried in our shag rug 1.2857 0.08341 56 45 6 5
2353 They just don’t understand Bitcoin. 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
2354 They should be able to find the remote 1.2857 0.06154 98 78 12 8
2355 I already found the remote but I'm holding out that they'll uncover our chance to get on Antiques Roadshow. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2356 They're looking for my keys 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
2357 They just showed up after hearing I was mining Bitcoin. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2358 It’s time we turn off “share my information”with these apps 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
2359 I was wondering what you meant by 'lost key party.' 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2360 Data Mining? 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2361 This isn't what I expected from a Minecraft convention. 1.2857 0.06603 56 41 14 1
2362 I'm pretty sure it rolled under the couch. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
2363 Thought you were joking about hitting gold to afford our mortgage. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2364 It’s my Dad’s way of telling us to get off the couch. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
2365 Their service to find lost keys exceeds my expectation,but I question their ability to make a profit. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2366 I asked them to find your commitment to this relationship. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2367 We detect something is wrong. 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
2368 I told you we should have brought the metal detector. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
2369 Should we tell them laundry is free? 1.2857 0.07977 63 51 6 6
2370 I love you, but I don’t think anyone can find the value in our relationship anymore. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
2371 Are they detectors or detectorists? 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2372 You’ll never guess what I put down there 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2373 Find my iPhone for dads. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
2374 I’m not moving. The real mother load is right under this cushion. 1.2857 0.08341 56 45 6 5
2375 Oh look, everyone can detect your BS but you. Big surprise. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2376 Don't worry, I already found my treasure! 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
2377 El Mago lost his $200k earring when we were watching the Mets game. It could be anywhere now! 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
2378 I swear if they don’t find my keys I’ll get new ones 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2379 Dinner’s on me tonight. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
2380 Don't mind my friends, this is how they show they care 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
2381 I'm allergic to metal" 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
2382 If you would pick up the vacuum once in a while this wouldn’t be happening. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2383 I think it’s time to get rid of the shag carpet. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2384 Do you expect them to find your team a new quarterback as well? 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2385 My dad warned me that you and your friends were gold diggers, but I don't think he had this in mind 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2386 If we don't get up, the loose change is ours. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2387 It okay. We get 10 percent of any find. 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
2388 This time you state a theory and I'll tell you why it's wrong. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2389 It's called Sorcerer's Apprentice 3" 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2390 Should we tell them we just used the Rumba." 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
2391 Should we tell them there's an easier way to mine crypto? 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
2392 First one to find the broken vaccine vial’s microchip, wins! 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2393 Look, I'm not taking the new floor up just for a cat unless it's definately under there. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2394 You know this won’t help you find your contact lens. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2395 I said lie detectors, not metal detectors. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2396 Don't worry. They'll find it. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2397 As soon as they find your wedding band we can begin the movie. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2398 At our price point, what did you expect insisting on "convenient beach access"? 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
2399 My book club meetings are nothing like this. 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
2400 You know you could just sew up those holes in your pockets. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2401 They’ve been back everyday since they found that nickel in the sofa. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
2402 Bitcoin mining 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2403 I have no idea why people think I'm a gold-digger. 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
2404 I hope they don’t find mum under the floorboards 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2405 Wouldn’t it be easier to just buy new AirPods? 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2406 Seeking Metal Lovers” fooled me too. Want to headbang anyway 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2407 The real treasure was the friends we made by trapping them inside our house. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2408 The most recent ‘Find My iPhone’ update seems a bit ambitious, if you ask me. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2409 Not to worry! They’ll never think to look between the cushions. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
2410 YOU’RE the one who wanted a beach front home. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
2411 They volunteered to help find my earring 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
2412 This is the third time. Accept it, you need a smaller cock ring. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
2413 Five stars for the location -- one for the ambience. 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
2414 'They're looking for bitcoin.' 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
2415 I told you my engagement ring is not in this apartment!! 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
2416 Have you met-al my friends? 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
2417 Left my phone on silent again. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
2418 They found a viking hoard, but no remote control. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2419 I'm telling you, you left your watch at my mother's. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2420 Last effort to get a down payment to buy a house 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
2421 You lost your braces?!! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2422 Do your friends always listen to heavy Metal?" 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2423 Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2424 They will find it! I really did buy a ring for you. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2425 Now if they could only find those socks constantly missing from the dryer 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2426 Is there something you were meaning to ask me? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2427 It is part of the dating app checking for magnetism between us 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2428 Fran Lebowitz was right in her One-Star Amazon review in Daily Shouts. You only see men using these things. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2429 What? It’s not like I can call my keys. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2430 This month, it’s metal detecting; next month, the dads all buy recumbent bikes 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2431 ss “You couldnt just look for it yourself…?” 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2432 No, I said our relationship was in need of change. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2433 If you’d just pick up the cushions and get the loose change even once a month this wouldn’t keep happening. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2434 Do you think it is our animal magnetism? 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2435 I think they're mining for Bitcoin. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2436 Do you ever get the idea we're surrounded by gold diggers? 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
2437 It's my Dad's version of Minesweeper 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
2438 All the loose change is under the sofa cushions,right? 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2439 You're the one who wanted a house on the beach. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2440 They will vanish if I say the safe word. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2441 When you told me you were having people over to listen to “old metal”, I pictured a bit more Ozzy. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2442 Maybe we shouldn’t have told your Dad about my earring. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2443 I hope you don’t wear braces 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2444 'I know you call me 'your treasure' but this is really getting out of hand.' 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2445 You said I had “lost that loving feeling” so I called in some friends to try and find it. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2446 This isn't exactly the metal listening party I was expecting. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
2447 Okay in fairness you left yours on the sink last week 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2448 This is absurd! Just walk over the the TV and change the channel manually! 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
2449 It's possible they're lookin' for love in all the wrong places. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
2450 So THESE are your beach buddies? 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
2451 This is why they tell you to insure the ring 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
2452 how many land mines does our marriage have? 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
2453 They're searching for the meaning of life...I don't think they're leaving anytime soon 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
2454 Sitting on a gold mine. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2455 Seems like a lot of trouble for a lost quarter. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2456 I still prefer a vacuum. 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
2457 After this past year, I'll try anything to find my sanity 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
2458 You don’t vacuum much do you? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2459 As long as we keep sitting here watching TV they'll never find all the coins under the cushions. 1.2800 0.05220 75 54 21 0
2460 They used to wait tables. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2461 They're looking in all the wrong places. Isn't that a song? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2462 Didn’t you want to find new heavy metal bands? 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2463 A minefield is a terrible thing to waste 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
2464 I can't wait for crypto to kill this hobby. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2465 Mom and dad sent them in to find some college tuition. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2466 Have a date at the beach they said, it'll be romantic 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2467 Well, you said you couldn't find your keys. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2468 So, instead of looking for my ring yourself, you posted a story about a lost treasure under our house? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2469 Don't worry they are testing for signs of the vaccine. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2470 It's okay... really... it's just a nose ring. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
2471 All I asked was if 'you' would help me find my earing... 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2472 They’re looking for the Bitcoin you lost. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2473 I just have the feeling we can't find each other. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2474 Don't worry, These guys can even find a needle in a haystack. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2475 Let us stop chasing easy money, and start planning our future. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2476 Did you have to post on Facebook that our home sits on a former gold rush site? 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2477 I heard there was going to be a " Heavy Metal" concert here today. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2478 Spring break sucks this year. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
2479 On the flip side, it's still better than seeing them hunting Pokémon. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
2480 Just give them you change and they will go away. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2481 This is how you find Bitcoin, I think. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2482 You wanted waterfront property. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2483 You're the one who said "imagine we're at the beach." 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
2484 You know you could just L 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
2485 This is what you get for hiding the Metallica CD! 1.2787 0.07799 61 49 7 5
2486 It’s no worries. We’ll find your other earring. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2487 They heard their unemployment benefits were ending. 1.2787 0.07799 61 49 7 5
2488 Didn’t your father’s Instagram bio read, “Puts the boom in boomer?” Is that what this is about? 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2489 But it’s my turn to choose. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2490 …there’s a bonus if they find the remote too 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2491 Hard to believe, but this place used to be a laundromat. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2492 Watch what happens when I push the remote! 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2493 Told you that joke was gold. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2494 I know you said you’d buy me dinner, but really???? 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
2495 Why not just check the cushions? 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
2496 Try to remember the last place you saw the ring. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2497 So are you an international terrorist. Or do I have amnesia? 1.2778 0.08532 54 44 5 5
2498 This rental is way too close to the beach. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
2499 Your friends are weird. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2500 I won’t say ‘no’ if you propose without a ring. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2501 Ok. But pretty soon I'll be looking for a stud, too. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2502 Think they don't know what Bitcoins are? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2503 Waiti 'til they gt to the couch. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2504 Rumor has it Jimmy Hoffa is buried where this house now stands. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
2505 If your guys don't find your wedding ring in an hour, we're getting a divorce. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
2506 All is not lost, I’m sure they’ll find traces of bamboo here to stop the steal. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
2507 If they're looking for motivation, they're not gonna find any of that here. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2508 Something tells me we won’t find any value in this stream. 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
2509 Have you no cents? 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
2510 Does your father need always that much help to find his keys? 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
2511 What did you post on Reddit this time? 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
2512 Well, they haven't found my car keys yet, but they did find some bottle caps, loose change, and a rusty nail 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2513 The remote has to be here somewhere! 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2514 Now we know. Surprise party…fun. Search party…not fun. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2515 Don't worry. We're not bothering them. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2516 Ping. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2517 Not a chance in hell they'll find your bitcoin. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2518 So, your sister lost an earring! 1.2769 0.05593 65 47 18 0
2519 I thought you said the Bitcoin only existed virtually. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2520 So now you’ll get that app to find your keys? 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2521 I was going to ask you to marry me, but I dropped the $20,000 engagement ring in the carpet. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2522 You might consider cutting back on your iron. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
2523 I’ve tried to tell them, the money is always under the seat cushion. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2524 You wearin' tap shoes again? 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2525 Those are the new smarthphones. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
2526 I really think we need to start vacuuming more often 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
2527 Walk away slowly. Don’t make eye contact. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2528 Don’t even think about letting them under these couch cushions. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2529 You never listen, I said I want a gentle protector... 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
2530 This is not the kind of heavy metal I expected. 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
2531 I know it appears that as a group they lack diversity, but just check out their footwear. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2532 Did you clearly place the decimal point on the $5000.00 reward? 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2533 I've to find my ring before going home. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2534 Collect metal detector enthusiasts” is the last square on my “Pandemic Bingo” card 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2535 One man's trash is another man's treasure 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2536 Yesterday they circled Mom’s jewelry box. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
2537 Hey, that weed IS gold. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2538 I told you this movie was a bomb. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2539 Do you think we're missing something? 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
2540 Did you say you dropped only a quarter? 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
2541 I have a really important question for you, just give these guys a few minutes. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2542 Every once in a while, I'll drop a quarter. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
2543 I think we need those ear thingies 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
2544 I swear,I have all my earring backs. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
2545 My life is a dopamine field! 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
2546 Show me your ring finger. 1.2759 0.08080 58 47 6 5
2547 You think they'll find that lost Led Zeppelin album? 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
2548 Sit tight and they'll never find the change in the cushions. 1.2754 0.07411 69 56 7 6
2549 This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted a beach theme. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2550 Well it was a bad connection, and I thought I heard 'detectives' convention. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2551 Are you sure you lost your keys in here? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2552 I’m sorry! When I signed us up for “Treasure Hunters’ Club - Home Version,” I thought it was just a new app for buying hip home furnishings at big discounts. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2553 They’re here to help you find your wedding ring I heard you lost before you went to the bar with your buddies the other night. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2554 Social scientists attempt to find what is left of the emasculated American male soul. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2555 Don’t these losers know that NFL football starts today? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2556 They're iron-deficient zombies. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2557 Don’t worry, honey. These nice folks will find your je ne sais quoi soon. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2558 Did you give Mia a piggybank ride again? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2559 . . . and then i lost my filling 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2560 It’s Not paranoia if one of them actually find something 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2561 What they’ll find, is probably mine. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2562 That's not what I meant by 'interested in underground metal.' 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2563 Didn't mean to drop anything big, just my two cents. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2564 I’ve given up, but my friends will find my keys. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2565 This is much easier than looking for the remote. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2566 I don’t care what you say, I know I had more than a quarter when I came here. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2567 The market value of dust bunnies has skyrocketed 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2568 İ have a question for you if these guys are successful 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2569 I’m no expert, but I don’t think this the way to mine Bitcoin. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
2570 Nothing like a nice clean home! 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2571 Am I missing something? 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
2572 Don't blame me, I told you not to get metal detectors for your family during Covid . 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2573 It appears the irony is lost on them as well. 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
2574 These detect open-mindedness -- something that seems to have disappeared during the past year-and-a-half. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2575 Just be patient. I hired these guys to find us something safe to talk about. They will definitely find us something. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2576 Just act natural. The metal screws in my left knee are going to drive them crazy. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2577 Did you tell them this was a beach house and the sand is down by the ocean. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2578 Pay no heed. Two are FBI and the others are CIA. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2579 It's the coin shortage. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2580 and you still couldn't find the remote.. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2581 If you prefer, we can go in the bedroom and pan for gold. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2582 Did you hear a BEEP?? 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
2583 The pandemic made them all question their career choices. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2584 bomb squad 101 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2585 I thought you said there's a minefield? 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2586 How many more episodes in this show? 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2587 If they pick up a bleep on my lost Rolex, stop them and tell them to leave and no one will get hurt 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2588 Where again did you think you lost the engagement ring? 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2589 It turns out that Google Maps put the "x" in "Bronx" on our apartment. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2590 "Are they looking for your lost Bitcoins?" 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2591 Why don’t I just give you a dime 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2592 Maybe you dropped your Bitcoin key somewhere else. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2593 How long do you think they’ll go until they realize I forgot to put the batteries in? 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2594 Have you seen my ring? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2595 They’re so determined to find the Wifi password. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2596 I called in some friends to help look for your lost engagement ring. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2597 So you lose your keys and you never check your back pocket?" 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
2598 Of course they're not finding anything. All the cool stuff is under the cushions by now.... 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2599 A bit excessive, don't you think, for some loose change. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2600 I much prefer them to the guys with vacuums. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
2601 This used to be a school playground. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2602 Are you going to tell me where the safe is hidden? 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2603 No. I thought you looked under my cushion. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2604 If they find another engagement ring, I’m going to kill you. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
2605 Beachfront just doesn't have the appeal it used to 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
2606 Everyone has a side hustle these days. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2607 Should we tell them about the plate in my head?? 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
2608 My mom thinks this is how you mine Bitcoin. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2609 You know, there are easier ways to go about finding the remote. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2610 You should never have tweeted that we found rare coins in the couch! 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2611 They're mental detectors to see if you've finally lost your mind. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2612 Didn't we cut the cord?" "Those are subscriptions. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
2613 I’m telling you, we’re literally sitting on a goldmine, here.” 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2614 How should I know what they're doing, I don't even live here. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
2615 I told you the hint I dropped was valuable. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
2616 So what exactly did you say in our ad for a cleaner? 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2617 So, this is the heavy metal group you mentioned on the phone earlier... 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2618 Looks like you're into Heavy Metal. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2619 ‘They heard there were vaccines somewhere round here’ 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2620 Carry on, gentlemen. I’ve been searching for years and there are no sparks here. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
2621 I said nickels, not nickel. This precious metal shortage is getting out of hand 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
2622 What? You said you lost your Bitcoin. I thought they could help 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2623 Love is a battlefield. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2624 I think they’ll find your earring back soon. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2625 And if this currency mining thing doesn’t work out? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2626 I still think a bluetooth tracker is the better solution. 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2627 I see you are still mining for bitcoin. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2628 They call it Fear Of Missing Ore." 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2629 If we stay where we are, they won't find what's in the couch. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
2630 When I said I lost my nerves of steel, I didn’t think you’d call in The Beach Boys. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2631 Just scratched another career path off my list. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2632 I really don't think this is how you're supposed to mine bitcoin. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
2633 Who would have thought ‘Minesweeper’ would get a VR reboot. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2634 You really didn't realize the depth of my despair when you suggested I look for change, did you 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2635 I don' think bit-coin works that way. 1.2712 0.07956 59 48 6 5
2636 As long as we sit here they won't look under the cushions. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2637 You're taking your mom's theory of me being a gold-digger too far. 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2638 Are you certain that you lost the engagement ring in this room ? 1.2712 0.05838 59 43 16 0
2639 'Their supervisor told me they're searching for any evidence of' Anti Woke.'" 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
2640 Life's a beach?" That's the best you got 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2641 THIS is my birthday present? 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2642 Well then be more careful with your retainer. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2643 Just take the cushions off. You’ll find a quarter for the Aldi cart. 1.2712 0.05838 59 43 16 0
2644 I told you not to tweet that you're always losing change from your pockets. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2645 Honey, I really think there's an easier way to get me a ring. 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
2646 Beats Curling practice 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
2647 Automation has nothing on our human-guided robot vacuums. 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
2648 No, they're a heavy metal *detector* band 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
2649 They must be looking for irony deposits. 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
2650 I told you Ikea was a gold mine 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2651 I just wanted to prove to you there's no basis to the rumor I'm a golddigger 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2652 Maybe we should just use a piggy bank moving forward. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2653 I said I really needed *A* change. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2654 When you lose the back of your earring. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2655 They're looking for an honest bit-coin. 1.2703 0.07016 74 60 8 6
2656 Why do I doubt you when you say we are broke? 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2657 Maybe rings were a bad idea. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2658 I hope they like popcorn. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2659 The real treasure is underneath these cushions. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2660 Evidently all those coins we've lost were worth something. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2661 This is metal as hell. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2662 I don't think we should have listed our house as a "treasure". 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2663 We should have gotten rid of this shag rug a long time ago. 1.2698 0.07575 63 51 7 5
2664 They are searching for your lack of opinion on their trespassing 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2665 They've been patient. We should let them search under the cushions. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2666 If they don't find my wedding ring you won't have any trouble 'detecting' my displeasure 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2667 My shrink says deep down I don't want to be engaged. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2668 Are they all here mining bitcoin? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2669 My dad said he was going to have SCANCOM come over and look for hidden condoms, you should probably take out your wallet now, they'll ask, it's only our first date ya'know 1.2698 0.07575 63 51 7 5
2670 I always knew you were a gold digger 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2671 They are Looking for Godot? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2672 Just give them your $1 coin, it's not that special 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2673 This is all your fault, the huge tax loss you took on that precious metals investment triggered this IRS audit. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2674 This is not a haystack, and I don't care about my missing needle. 1.2698 0.08223 63 53 3 7
2675 Dad lost his wedding ring. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
2676 When you asked me to go listen to metal I imagined something different 1.2698 0.07575 63 51 7 5
2677 Yeah, I lost it somewhere around here 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2678 They’ve been here since I mentioned dropping our bitcoin. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2679 Are you going to stop tweeting about our home's hidden value? 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
2680 It used to be you just looked for loose change under the seat cushions" 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
2681 Did you misplace your wedding ring again? 1.2692 0.08734 52 43 4 5
2682 I hope we're sitting on a goldmine. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
2683 You said we should be working from home more so I brought work home with me. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2684 You should have been more specific when you said you earned millions of bitcoins while sitting on the couch 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2685 You need to stop telling people you mine Bitcoin from home. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
2686 What was wrong with inside a cake? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2687 Maybe I left my keys in the car. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2688 Do you think now is a good time to collect the change from under the cushions? 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
2689 I said 'some guys have been meddling in my stuff.' 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
2690 This building used to be a beach 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2691 I have $1.75 hidden in the cushions. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2692 They’re testing our metal for another round of lockdown 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2693 Now will you use the key chain I gave you stays on your belt? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2694 What makes you think I'm looking for a ring? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2695 - Must be that iron supplement I'm taking. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2696 On second thought, maybe I left it in the car? 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2697 The last tenant was a pirate. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2698 They said it uses less electricity than crypto and stands a roughly equivalent chance of financial success. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2699 Heavy 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2700 Look, we knew moving to Florida would be an adjustment. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2701 Do we bother showing them how to mine Bitcoin? 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2702 This isn't what I meant when I told you "change is inevitable" 1.2683 0.04923 82 60 22 0
2703 Fish some change out of the couch and scatter it. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2704 Do you think we’re sitting on a gold mine or a landmine? 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2705 Really? You lost your wedding ring again? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2706 Not what I was expecting when you said your friends were really into METAL. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
2707 I'm sure the remote is here somewhere. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
2708 There must be a fortune in loose change under these cushions 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2709 Why can’t you just let the coin go? 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2710 I think they will find the remote pretty soon. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
2711 They're mining for Bitcoin. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
2712 I know I left my COVID vaccine around here somewhere... 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2713 We're safe here. The coins are under the cushions. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
2714 Have you looked under the couch? 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2715 You have to tell your family to stop meddling in our relationship . 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2716 I thought you wanted to watch people compete for gold metals. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
2717 you didn’t tell me you like heavy metal. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2718 You can hire people to find your keys now 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
2719 A rainy day is no excuse for your father and friends to have a play date in our home. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2720 me when “ 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
2721 'I lost the remote' 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
2722 They'll verify you ARE sitting on the TV-remote. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2723 I called these guys to try to find your missing personality. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2724 They already checked the couch. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2725 How big was that award for your lost keys? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2726 Oh, them? Hmm. Most people don't notice. Yeah...well...it all started when I asked all these guys with metal detectors to come into my apartment. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2727 Can they help me find my courage? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3