Contest #771


Cartoon

771

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Don’t worry about it—I wasn't going to say yes anyway.”
  2. “Honey, the remote is in your hand.”
  3. “You looked under the cushions, right?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-09-12T20:04:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-09-26T20:06:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-09-20T20:05:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued September 27, 2021
Number of captions 6861
Number of responses 616562
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Three more dollars and we can order a pizza. 1.8530 0.01670 2190 853 806 531
1 When you told me your ex wanted every last dime, I had no idea she would take it this far. 1.8253 0.01402 3268 1385 1069 814
2 This is not what I meant when I said I was looking for change. 1.8112 0.01491 2775 1167 965 643
3 Just admit you never bought a ring. 1.8024 0.01562 2677 1191 824 662
4 I guess I'm not the only one who thinks you're hiding something. 1.7953 0.01751 1881 774 718 389
5 Why don’t you just admit you never bought me a ring. 1.7953 0.01676 2252 990 733 529
6 They're still looking for votes. 1.7925 0.01575 2757 1288 753 716
7 Just admit that you never actually bought me a ring. 1.7861 0.02097 1426 632 467 327
8 Now I think about it, my keys might actually be in my bag. 1.7859 0.01401 3008 1278 1096 634
9 They're searching for the Republican's moral compass. No luck so far. 1.7850 0.01727 2353 1133 593 627
10 You see them too, right? 1.7835 0.01625 2370 1053 777 540
11 You know there's a "find my phone" app, right? 1.7812 0.01518 2500 1053 941 506
12 Just how lucky is that penny? 1.7806 0.01763 1878 799 692 387
13 You know the remote is plastic, right? 1.7770 0.01873 1780 798 581 401
14 Throw some of your loose change out the front door. Otherwise,they will never go away. 1.7703 0.01836 1811 808 611 392
15 Dating is such a minefield. 1.7690 0.01285 3978 1872 1153 953
16 If they find the keys, will you even remember where you parked? 1.7672 0.01760 1933 856 671 406
17 I’ll bet they can’t even detect irony. 1.7617 0.01586 2572 1211 763 598
18 This is not what I expected when you said your friends were into metal. 1.7580 0.01642 2289 1050 743 496
19 There never was an engagement ring, was there? 1.7555 0.03305 593 282 174 137
20 Honey, the remote is in your hand. 1.7461 0.01836 1796 829 594 373
21 Not sure your Dad and his friends quite grasp the whole Bitcoin thing. 1.7461 0.01856 1843 878 555 410
22 O.K., you win. I pawned it. 1.7412 0.01774 1897 875 638 384
23 I just wish they were vacuums. 1.7335 0.01883 1625 742 574 309
24 This new service is a little pricy, but they always find my keys. 1.7331 0.01834 1705 777 606 322
25 Did you consider just looking under the cushions first? 1.7318 0.01837 1596 701 622 273
26 When you said you were going to look for an engagement ring, I thought you meant at a jewelry store. 1.7197 0.01983 1459 680 508 271
27 Isn’t it cheaper just to buy a new remote? 1.7195 0.02010 1433 672 491 270
28 When the Yogi said to “seek change,” I don’t think this is what he meant. 1.7191 0.02042 1449 698 460 291
29 Don't worry about it, I wasn't going to say 'yes' anyway. 1.7170 0.02232 1304 660 353 291
30 You looked under the cushions, right ? 1.7139 0.01895 1510 687 568 255
31 If you’d bought me a bigger engagement ring, we could have found it on our own. 1.7131 0.02073 1356 645 455 256
32 When I said I was looking for change I meant we should go to marriage counseling. 1.7059 0.02243 1173 569 380 224
33 I can't wait for the beaches to reopen 1.7019 0.02398 1040 512 326 202
34 You do know Bitcoin is virtual. 1.6952 0.02350 1050 513 344 193
35 Someone finally invented a vacuum cleaner that looks cool enough for guys to use. 1.6934 0.02456 998 500 304 194
36 If they don't find it is your proposal still valid? 1.6878 0.02347 980 465 356 159
37 Maybe you should just buy a new remote. 1.6872 0.02452 924 446 321 157
38 Next time maybe don't mention a reward. 1.6859 0.02317 1022 491 361 170
39 I think Alexa heard me say “have you seen my keys?” 1.6859 0.02428 901 425 334 142
40 shhhhhh, I'm sitting on it. 1.6844 0.02426 979 485 318 176
41 Two years of this is enough. Just admit it: you didn't lose the ring, you never bought me one. 1.6829 0.02534 943 482 278 183
42 You're lucky those aren't lie detectors. 1.6820 0.03047 673 351 185 137
43 Sometimes, you have to be the change you want. 1.6767 0.02886 832 466 169 197
44 Sometimes I feel like we're looking for different things. 1.6746 0.02687 796 400 255 141
45 Not exactly how I imagined it - but if they find it…’yes’. 1.6746 0.02682 802 404 255 143
46 I think you might be confused about the term "bitcoin mining." 1.6743 0.02747 789 405 236 148
47 It feels like it would have been easier to just buy a new remote. 1.6735 0.02672 827 423 251 153
48 If they can't find your wedding ring, maybe they can find you a place to sleep. 1.6671 0.02928 718 380 197 141
49 Just buy another remote. 1.6658 0.02733 784 404 238 142
50 Can’t you just admit you never bought me a ring? 1.6612 0.02874 732 387 206 139
51 No, I said you've lost your mettle. 1.6589 0.02817 683 341 234 108
52 See, they can’t find the remote either. 1.6579 0.02831 719 372 221 126
53 When you said your friends were into metal, I thought you meant something else. 1.6575 0.02922 657 335 212 110
54 Seriously Daryll, it was just a quarter. 1.6542 0.02906 697 367 204 126
55 I’m beginning to think that there are too many retired guys in our apartment building. 1.6536 0.02863 661 333 224 104
56 It's alright, I wasn't going to say 'yes' anyway. 1.6532 0.03016 666 357 183 126
57 I think we need a better investment strategy." 1.6520 0.03025 615 317 195 103
58 I told you we shouldn't have bought beachfront property. 1.6520 0.02743 681 334 250 97
59 Honestly, Honey, I think you misunderstood me when I said we've lost money in our home. 1.6500 0.02901 660 339 213 108
60 Are you sure your dad’s golf buddies understand Bitcoin mining? 1.6455 0.03035 646 347 181 118
61 What exactly is a chick magnet? 1.6446 0.03087 574 295 188 91
62 If you would just put your keys on the hook when you come home, none of this would be necessary 1.6422 0.03034 573 290 198 85
63 Should we tell them we found it already? 1.6410 0.03006 585 297 201 87
64 What makes you think I'm a gold digger? 1.6393 0.03093 585 307 182 96
65 It might be cheaper to just buy a new remote. 1.6336 0.03121 535 273 185 77
66 How long before you tell them Bitcoin is a virtual currency? 1.6311 0.03386 534 298 135 101
67 Maybe you left them in the car? 1.6275 0.03149 494 247 184 63
68 I told you this discussion was a minefield… 1.6266 0.03319 474 245 161 68
69 How did we used to find the remote? 1.6250 0.03312 504 269 155 80
70 Next time I loose an ear ring, please don't mention it to your dad's friends 1.6250 0.03367 520 287 141 92
71 Dunno what you Tweeted today, but you should probably delete it. 1.6238 0.03390 505 277 141 87
72 Trust me, they’ll never find the remote 1.6234 0.03388 462 242 152 68
73 They’re still not as intrusive as your mother. 1.6224 0.03263 490 255 165 70
74 see there's no microchip in the vaccine, idiot 1.6218 0.03403 505 279 138 88
75 I’ve sold the mineral rights to our apartment…. 1.6189 0.03684 454 259 109 86
76 Anything you want to share? 1.6181 0.03405 474 255 145 74
77 Let’s just face it - we lost the remote. 1.6175 0.03227 515 274 164 77
78 I bet theyre in your other pants… 1.6139 0.03552 417 221 136 60
79 We should’ve been nicer to grandma. Maybe she would’ve told us where it is. 1.6124 0.03673 418 230 120 68
80 Watch out when the music stops”. 1.6106 0.03720 416 232 114 70
81 We must be sitting on a fortune. 1.6102 0.04377 295 163 84 48
82 ...and you checked your pockets, right??? 1.6100 0.03483 418 219 143 56
83 Why not just admit that you never bought the ring? 1.6095 0.03791 402 225 109 68
84 You’re really not going to tell them you already found the remote? 1.6086 0.03415 442 234 147 61
85 When I said I wanted to look for engagement rings this weekend, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.6083 0.03710 411 228 116 67
86 I told them once they found my earring, the spare change is theirs. 1.6075 0.03426 400 203 151 46
87 Well, then you try to find the remote. 1.6070 0.03409 458 247 144 67
88 You know we could actually just get up to change the channel ourselves without the remote. 1.6061 0.03775 391 216 113 62
89 The agent did say the place has the feel of a beach-front property. 1.6054 0.03602 408 220 129 59
90 Why can't you just hang your keys on the hook? 1.6031 0.03713 383 207 121 55
91 You say you met them all at the beach? 1.6030 0.03657 398 216 124 58
92 It would be cool to put a couch on the beach, you said. 1.5995 0.03775 387 215 112 60
93 The search for illegal ballots is getting a little out of hand. 1.5984 0.03872 386 220 101 65
94 See…It’s ok honey, all men have a hard time finding it! 1.5967 0.04019 362 208 92 62
95 You're right--with these guys and the sun lamp, it really does feel like we're at the beach. 1.5964 0.03436 394 203 147 44
96 When this is over we either resize my ring or get rid of the shag carpet. 1.5949 0.03600 353 181 134 38
97 Airbnb described this place as ‘a real hidden treasure.’ 1.5940 0.03569 399 215 131 53
98 Lets wait a little bit more until we tell we them that bitcoins aren‘t real coins 1.5918 0.03958 365 209 96 60
99 How long before they discover that metal detectors can detect metal detectors? 1.5914 0.03918 372 213 98 61
100 How about leave your keys by the front door from now on? 1.5905 0.03893 359 201 104 54
101 The new find my phone update might be a little too much 1.5894 0.03698 341 178 125 38
102 Breathe! I promise they will find the remote before kickoff. 1.5888 0.03951 338 187 103 48
103 Are you sure you’re not sitting on it? 1.5887 0.03784 355 193 115 47
104 The ad just said ‘Family of golden retrievers looking for good home’, so I thought why not? 1.5881 0.03908 369 211 99 59
105 Actually, Craig, the change I was looking for was a new boyfriend. 1.5873 0.03898 361 204 102 55
106 Oh for crying out loud, Carl, it's been in your damn hand the entire time. 1.5872 0.04090 344 199 88 57
107 The listing said the property was a gold mine 1.5865 0.03837 341 185 112 44
108 You know, we may be sitting on a gold mine here. 1.5855 0.03669 345 181 126 38
109 Do you ever get the feeling that you’re sitting on a gold mine? 1.5853 0.03936 340 189 103 48
110 The IRS is really taking audits to the next level.” 1.5848 0.03983 342 193 98 51
111 While we're waiting for one of them to find the ring, are you at all interested in my answer? 1.5847 0.03919 354 200 101 53
112 This happens every time we bring the couch to the beach. 1.5843 0.03923 344 192 103 49
113 Maybe I shouldn't have listed the place as a "hidden treasure." 1.5838 0.03990 346 197 96 53
114 Ignore them. The good stuff is under the cushions." 1.5824 0.03959 340 191 100 49
115 We've been dating 2 years and my team sees no evidence of a ring. 1.5818 0.04098 330 189 90 51
116 Oh, they're in my purse. 1.5814 0.04226 301 170 87 44
117 When it stops raining, they'll go back to the beach. 1.5812 0.03757 351 191 116 44
118 They're checking for conversational landmines. 1.5807 0.04178 322 186 85 51
119 I told you bringing the sofa to the beach was a bad idea. 1.5804 0.04158 317 181 88 48
120 You’re sure this is how to mine Bitcoin? 1.5763 0.04191 321 187 83 51
121 Did you really have to tell everyone that you got rich mining bitcoin from home? 1.5761 0.04195 309 177 86 46
122 So this is Android's version of find my iPhone 1.5759 0.04171 316 182 86 48
123 Why don't you tell them you found it? 1.5758 0.04326 297 172 79 46
124 Next time, read the entire invitation and make sure it doesn't mention a theme. 1.5757 0.03878 337 187 106 44
125 You're probably sitting on them. 1.5752 0.03906 339 190 103 46
126 THIS is your plan for retirement? 1.5751 0.03911 346 196 101 49
127 So…you still can’t find the remote? 1.5750 0.04131 320 184 88 48
128 When you said you needed change, I thought you meant something else. 1.5741 0.04040 317 178 96 43
129 That’s not how Bitcoin mining works, Kenny. 1.5740 0.04026 338 195 92 51
130 Alright fine then, next week we'll hang out with YOUR friends 1.5737 0.04189 312 180 85 47
131 If they don't find it, we'll try a colonoscopy. 1.5736 0.04209 326 193 79 54
132 You know, we can just buy another remote. 1.5724 0.04249 297 170 84 43
133 Sure you're not sitting on it? 1.5723 0.03794 325 175 114 36
134 This isn't what I expected when you said your friends were into heavy metal. 1.5718 0.03831 348 195 107 46
135 Your realtor sure does a thorough appraisal. 1.5710 0.04164 317 184 85 48
136 Next time hang your keys on the hook. 1.5695 0.04079 295 163 96 36
137 We can’t do this every time that you lose your airpods, Steve. 1.5690 0.04274 290 166 83 41
138 The Airbnb host did describe this place as a "Hidden Treasure". 1.5686 0.04148 299 169 90 40
139 John, the remote is made of plastic. 1.5672 0.04242 305 178 81 46
140 All I said at group was "money burns a hole in your pocket" and their eyes lit up. 1.5664 0.04148 286 159 92 35
141 When they said that marriage was full of land mines, I thought they were speaking metaphorically. 1.5663 0.04521 279 166 68 45
142 Lost your wedding ring somewhere in the apartment. Still sticking with that story? 1.5660 0.04299 288 166 81 41
143 I tried explaining mining cryptocurrency to my dad and his friends 1.5649 0.04032 308 173 96 39
144 The co-op board leased the mineral rights of units 4J to 4Q 1.5646 0.04340 294 173 76 45
145 You realize that the remote is in your hand, right. 1.5639 0.04079 321 186 89 46
146 ...and if they don't find the remote? 1.5633 0.03948 300 164 103 33
147 Just how much plutonium did you spill? 1.5629 0.04390 318 197 63 58
148 Humor me and just check under the cushions 1.5621 0.04193 290 165 87 38
149 They overheard me saying, 'You're sitting on a gold mine.' 1.5620 0.04095 274 149 96 29
150 Next time you lose your keys, keep it off Twitter. 1.5618 0.04213 283 160 87 36
151 Not what I expected when you told me you had a beach house. 1.5608 0.03988 296 163 100 33
152 It's not going to work, the remote is plastic. 1.5600 0.04398 275 160 76 39
153 I asked them to try to find your magnetic personality. 1.5591 0.04320 279 161 80 38
154 You can’t just get up and look for them yourself? 1.5590 0.04246 288 166 83 39
155 Maybe next time I lose an earring you will be a little more supportive. 1.5589 0.04357 263 149 81 33
156 I thought we decided on the Roomba. 1.5583 0.04094 283 157 94 32
157 No, I said the irony was lost on you. 1.5581 0.04469 267 156 73 38
158 I guess they can’t find any magnetism between us either. 1.5567 0.04185 291 167 86 38
159 A normal person finds their own car keys. 1.5567 0.04213 291 168 84 39
160 The new find my remote feature is really nice. 1.5560 0.04254 277 158 84 35
161 I'm not walking barefoot until we have three negative Lego sweeps." 1.5543 0.04594 276 169 61 46
162 Should I tell them I just vacuumed? 1.5540 0.04088 278 154 94 30
163 This vacation rental is a little too close to the beach. 1.5537 0.04057 298 169 93 36
164 Will you marry me when they find it? 1.5536 0.04370 280 165 75 40
165 No, I haven't looked under the cushions. I thought you had. 1.5534 0.04472 262 153 73 36
166 If you had purchased the larger ring,this wouldn’t be necessary. 1.5533 0.04199 300 176 82 42
167 I hope they find the ring soon otherwise the answer is NO. 1.5528 0.04465 284 172 67 45
168 You're the one who wanted a beach house. 1.5522 0.04267 268 152 84 32
169 Shall we just get it over with and hand them some nickels? 1.5522 0.04178 297 173 84 40
170 Wouldn't it be easier to just buy another remote? 1.5513 0.04651 263 160 61 42
171 When are you going to just admit you didn't actually get me an engagement ring. 1.5513 0.04524 263 156 69 38
172 I'd probably look between the cushions first 1.5512 0.04062 303 174 91 38
173 They'll never find it. I'm sitting on it. 1.5511 0.04354 274 160 77 37
174 Thank your friends for finding my keys...and molly's old dog tag, the lost nail clippers, and the 53 cents but tell them it's time to go. 1.5500 0.04283 280 163 80 37
175 .. so you lost your Bitcoins in this room ? 1.5496 0.04506 262 155 70 37
176 I've invited them to stay until they find the engagement ring you promised me. 1.5495 0.04607 273 168 60 45
177 Now I'm convinced that there is a national coin shortage. 1.5487 0.04101 277 155 92 30
178 OK--I'm finally getting the hint that you're looking for a ring! 1.5476 0.04576 252 149 68 35
179 Well this is one first date I’ll never forget “ 1.5475 0.04396 263 153 76 34
180 Honey, I told you not to invite them over. They are not your real friends. They are gold-diggers. 1.5472 0.04616 254 152 65 37
181 Now do you understand when I say my family is always hovering? 1.5472 0.04338 265 153 79 33
182 They go away when the tide comes in 1.5468 0.04314 267 154 80 33
183 I hired them to look for that ring you promised me. 1.5468 0.04505 267 160 68 39
184 Watch what happens when I turn on my vibrator. 1.5466 0.04752 247 150 59 38
185 I wish you would just hang you keys on the hook by the door. 1.5465 0.04354 269 157 77 35
186 This was once beachfront property. 1.5465 0.04125 269 150 91 28
187 ....and you thought beachfront property would be peaceful.. 1.5461 0.04234 271 155 84 32
188 The broker did say we were sitting on a gold mine. 1.5455 0.04352 253 144 80 29
189 Seriously? THIS is your way of telling me you lost your wedding ring?! 1.5448 0.03964 268 145 100 23
190 If your penny is really that lucky, how did you lose it in the first place? 1.5444 0.04710 259 160 57 42
191 Maybe we should look under the cushions. 1.5437 0.04180 252 139 89 24
192 The realtor was right. We're sitting on a goldmine. 1.5429 0.04382 245 139 79 27
193 Isn't the remote plastic? 1.5426 0.04394 258 150 76 32
194 If they don’t find my IUD you’re on your own tonight. 1.5415 0.04598 253 152 65 36
195 We haven’t left in 18 months. Why do you even need your keys. 1.5415 0.04598 253 152 65 36
196 I miss the old days when all we had to do to find loose change was dig in the cushions. 1.5413 0.04305 242 135 83 24
197 Babe, I don’t think this is how crypto mining works. 1.5408 0.04341 233 129 82 22
198 The lie detector test is next. 1.5403 0.04492 248 145 72 31
199 Your new Locate Phone App is a bit extreme 1.5395 0.04747 228 135 63 30
200 It’s sweeps week. 1.5393 0.04631 267 166 58 43
201 They are looking for some irony. 1.5391 0.04558 256 154 66 36
202 Do we have to do this EVERY time you lose your keys? 1.5390 0.04094 269 151 91 27
203 It was YOUR idea to buy a condo in a Florida retirement community! 1.5387 0.04395 271 162 72 37
204 This is nothing. The fracking guys were here last week. 1.5382 0.04827 249 156 52 41
205 Don’t worry. If they can’t find ‘em, we’ll just take my car. 1.5382 0.04332 249 142 80 27
206 I think we joined the wrong heavy metal club. 1.5381 0.04664 236 140 65 31
207 I hope you took out your tongue ring. 1.5375 0.04567 240 141 69 30
208 What makes you say our relationship is a minefield?. 1.5374 0.04805 227 136 60 31
209 I wish those were vacuums 1.5363 0.04383 248 143 77 28
210 This 'Find My Keys' app is really good. 1.5360 0.04846 222 133 59 30
211 Wow, this app is amazing! It’s like we’re really at the beach. 1.5357 0.04771 224 133 62 29
212 If you ever lose your phone on silent you’ll understand. 1.5345 0.04525 232 134 72 26
213 How many dads does it take to find the remote 1.5336 0.04788 223 133 61 29
214 I’m not so sure about this upgrade to “Find My iPhone.” 1.5331 0.04426 242 140 75 27
215 When I hired them to do a clean-sweep of each room, I thought I hired a housekeeping service. 1.5328 0.04513 244 144 70 30
216 You know, we could just buy a new remote. 1.5325 0.04702 246 151 59 36
217 You should've removed his Rolex before you buried him. 1.5324 0.04993 216 132 53 31
218 Just admit you lost your keys. 1.5318 0.04838 220 132 59 29
219 I love the FindMyKeys app. 1.5314 0.04388 239 137 77 25
220 I have to be certain there are no land mines in our relationship. 1.5311 0.04440 241 140 74 27
221 I know, but the ocean view is terrific 1.5310 0.04657 226 133 66 27
222 Bringing a couch to the beach was the best idea you’ve ever had 1.5310 0.04529 226 130 72 24
223 I'm sorry, I just don't think they can find what we've lost. 1.5305 0.04381 262 156 73 33
224 I guess we aren't the only ones looking for change. 1.5304 0.04679 230 137 64 29
225 'Never have so many, been so annoying, to so few.' 1.5304 0.04545 247 148 67 32
226 I still believe you pawned it! 1.5302 0.04605 215 123 70 22
227 Bill, I think these guys are novices. You ALWAYS start with the seat cushions. 1.5302 0.04835 215 128 60 27
228 If you know a better way to find the remote then I’m all ears. 1.5294 0.04521 238 140 70 28
229 Just admit you didn't buy me a ring, 1.5292 0.04613 257 159 60 38
230 I don’t have the heart to tell them the floor is steel. 1.5283 0.04978 212 129 54 29
231 There better be a ring around here somewhere. 1.5283 0.04795 212 125 62 25
232 My brothers? They're looking for the ring they think you must've given me by now. 1.5280 0.04748 250 157 54 39
233 They are looking for your sense of humor..... 1.5279 0.04423 269 164 68 37
234 This better be an elaborately planned wedding proposal. 1.5278 0.05080 216 135 48 33
235 When I asked whether you would like to "try to hit the jackpot in the living room tonight," Sheldon, I had entirely something else in mind. 1.5272 0.05059 239 156 40 43
236 These days it isn’t a hobby. It’s a retirement plan. 1.5268 0.04732 224 134 62 28
237 Sean, I don’t think your dad’s friends know what heavy metal is.. 1.5268 0.04898 224 138 54 32
238 Can’t you just find the remote yourself? 1.5266 0.05252 207 131 43 33
239 I knew a pre-war apartment was a bad idea. 1.5265 0.04647 245 150 61 34
240 Do you see these people? This is why we don't leave the door open. 1.5263 0.04711 228 137 62 29
241 This isn't what I meant when I said I needed change. 1.5259 0.04689 232 140 62 30
242 When you said your friends were into Metal, I thought you meant the music. 1.5258 0.04637 213 123 68 22
243 So, how many people did you tell about my missing diamond ring?? 1.5256 0.04881 215 130 57 28
244 Oh yeah, about the engagement ring… 1.5252 0.04280 238 135 81 22
245 You did look under the cushions before you called them in, right? 1.5247 0.04575 223 130 69 24
246 For your birthday, I wanted to bring the beach to you. 1.5243 0.04900 206 123 58 25
247 I wish they had vacuum cleaners. 1.5236 0.04654 212 123 67 22
248 I don't think they understand what Bitcoin is. 1.5227 0.04883 220 135 55 30
249 You know those things don't detect contact lenses, right? 1.5225 0.04678 222 132 64 26
250 I found 72 cents under a cushion yesterday. Word gets around. 1.5223 0.04647 224 133 65 26
251 I want you out of the house the second they find your car keys. 1.5220 0.05155 205 128 47 30
252 This wasn’t what I expected when you said you were “in to metal.” 1.5215 0.04988 209 128 53 28
253 I told you we shouldn't have gotten shag carpeting. 1.5209 0.04607 215 125 68 22
254 I think the couch would look better back inside the house. 1.5207 0.05021 217 136 49 32
255 Isn't it sad? They can all be together, but if they have their devices, they don't even talk to each other. 1.5202 0.05248 198 124 45 29
256 I feel that you are really overreacting to me misplacing the remote. 1.5200 0.04759 225 137 59 29
257 So far, 38 cents, but they still haven't found my car keys. 1.5198 0.04686 227 137 62 28
258 “Joe downstairs just texted that the steel plate in his head is vibrating!” 1.5189 0.05156 212 135 44 33
259 Is dating always like this when you work at the White House” 1.5187 0.04988 214 133 51 30
260 Trump sent them, they're looking for votes. 1.5180 0.05096 222 143 43 36
261 I told you I wanted to know where every penny went! 1.5179 0.04618 195 110 69 16
262 “Look, I just said “search”. This VR app is so cool.” 1.5179 0.04473 224 130 72 22
263 Let's live near the beach you said. 1.5178 0.05068 197 120 52 25
264 I love our tiny house on the beach. Let’s just get a few walls. 1.5176 0.05324 199 127 41 31
265 We have to stop losing the remote. 1.5166 0.04814 211 127 59 25
266 I told you, with climate change the beach is getting closer to us every day.” 1.5164 0.04872 213 130 56 27
267 why can't your friends just watch football? 1.5161 0.04435 217 124 74 19
268 You could just get up and look for them yourself, you know... 1.5160 0.04727 219 132 61 26
269 Everybody’s looking for something 1.5150 0.05160 200 125 47 28
270 Right now, they're detecting I don't like your friends. 1.5149 0.04874 202 121 58 23
271 I don't think you get what losing Bitcoin means 1.5142 0.04798 212 128 59 25
272 It’s just a precaution - I keep hearing about all the land mines you can run into when you are dating. 1.5135 0.04766 222 136 58 28
273 All I asked is “where’s the remote?” 1.5135 0.04809 222 137 56 29
274 Weird, I just look under the cushions." 1.5134 0.04606 224 134 65 25
275 Did you check your pocket? 1.5131 0.05189 191 118 48 25
276 Is this how you play Minecraft? 1.5130 0.05200 193 120 47 26
277 So this is why shag carpeting went out of style. 1.5128 0.05261 195 123 44 28
278 Not what I envisioned when you said you were part of a heavy metal group. 1.5128 0.05261 195 123 44 28
279 You guys aren’t going to believe this, but my keys were in my back pocket this whole time! 1.5121 0.04979 207 128 52 27
280 They're looking for that engagement ring you promised me three years ago. 1.5118 0.05220 211 137 40 34
281 I said IUD. Not IED. 1.5105 0.05156 190 117 49 24
282 I'm pretty sure that's not how mining for Bitcoin works. 1.5103 0.05129 194 120 49 25
283 I don't think ROOMBA ON A STICK HOUSE CLEANERS are going to stay in business for long. 1.5102 0.05437 196 128 36 32
284 I just remembered: It's not made of metal. 1.5102 0.04985 196 119 54 23
285 Look, you lost your ring, just admit it. 1.5088 0.04619 226 137 63 26
286 Couldn’t you have looked for the remote yourself? 1.5081 0.05262 185 115 46 24
287 If they’re annoying you, I can throw a few quarters down the stairs. 1.5077 0.05057 195 120 51 24
288 It was your idea to bring the couch to the beach. 1.5075 0.04893 201 122 56 23
289 The deal still stands. You find my earring and you don’t have to watch Mama Mia with me. 1.5075 0.04943 201 123 54 24
290 Sorry; this is the life of an ex-President's daughter. 1.5074 0.04907 203 124 55 24
291 I hate it when you lose the remote 1.5073 0.05016 205 128 50 27
292 You'll have to excuse my roommates. Their unemployment insurance just ended. 1.5069 0.04578 217 129 66 22
293 Okay, you call them off and I promise never to ask “Where’s my engagement ring?” again. 1.5056 0.05014 180 107 55 18
294 You say one word next time I host my book club and you're a dead man. 1.5055 0.05440 182 116 40 26
295 Have any of you geniuses checked the couch? 1.5054 0.05112 184 112 51 21
296 My Mom told me you were a gold digger. 1.5054 0.05240 186 116 46 24
297 Still looking for that little screw from your glasses? 1.5050 0.05012 200 124 51 25
298 Why can't you just admit you lost my engagement ring? 1.5049 0.04889 204 125 55 24
299 You're absolutely certain you're not sitting on the remote? 1.5048 0.04915 208 129 53 26
300 Yes, marriage can be a minefield but I didn't mean it literally. 1.5048 0.05108 210 135 44 31
301 Well if it's such a lucky penny, how come it got lost? 1.5047 0.05077 214 138 44 32
302 Date much? 1.5030 0.05496 167 104 42 21
303 What made you think I can't find the engagement ring? 1.5028 0.05034 179 107 54 18
304 The coin shortage is getting desperate. 1.5027 0.05074 183 111 52 20
305 After the last few years, I don't even question anything any more 1.5026 0.05083 191 118 50 23
306 'Let's sell the mineral rights,' you said. 1.5026 0.05005 195 120 52 23
307 Seriously? What made you believe I was a gold-digger? 1.5025 0.04842 201 122 57 22
308 Do you think they know bitcoins aren’t actually metal? 1.5023 0.04688 213 129 61 23
309 Should we tell them that Bitcoin isn’t actually metal. 1.5000 0.05151 198 126 45 27
310 change is inevitable 1.5000 0.04672 214 130 61 23
311 Can you see them, too? 1.5000 0.05122 202 129 45 28
312 They’re here to find the engagement ring you promised. 1.5000 0.04911 216 137 50 29
313 Dad and his friends are getting ready for retirement 1.5000 0.05179 178 109 49 20
314 I really appreciate this, they’re my favorite earrings 1.4976 0.04815 211 131 55 25
315 Most people check the cushions first. 1.4976 0.04980 207 131 49 27
316 Did you fill anything out online recently, honey? 1.4976 0.04772 205 125 58 22
317 I have to admit that the Director of Activities at this nursing home is very creative. 1.4975 0.04967 197 122 52 23
318 You never bought a ring, did you? 1.4974 0.05243 191 122 43 26
319 You know bitcoin is not metallic, right? 1.4974 0.05123 189 118 48 23
320 The insurance policy on your wedding ring really came through. 1.4972 0.05096 179 109 51 19
321 I think we should consider selling this beach house. 1.4972 0.05012 177 106 54 17
322 I think there's a good chance we'll find your missing earring. 1.4972 0.05075 177 107 52 18
323 you could just ask where your keys are 1.4971 0.05429 175 111 41 23
324 What makes you think I have something to hide? 1.4971 0.05270 171 105 47 19
325 Helpful buddies are great, but so's a car key basket by the door. 1.4971 0.05270 171 105 47 19
326 One insurance claim in 30 years and this is how they treat us? 1.4950 0.05012 200 126 49 25
327 It’s in your hand. 1.4950 0.04962 200 125 51 24
328 I asked them to find the engagement ring you keep mentioning. 1.4949 0.05051 198 125 48 25
329 So you’re into metal? 1.4948 0.04637 194 114 64 16
330 Don’t move. Everything down the back of this couch is ours. 1.4946 0.05014 186 114 52 20
331 Just admit you lost the keys. 1.4946 0.05014 186 114 52 20
332 I’m telling you, George, this is a retirement community. 1.4946 0.05170 184 115 47 22
333 Sure I know where my wedding ring is! Why do you ask? 1.4943 0.05096 176 107 51 18
334 I don't know either but clearly it's a guy thing. 1.4940 0.04964 166 97 56 13
335 Did you check the sofa before calling them? 1.4936 0.04637 233 147 57 29
336 So I lost the remote again. Do you have to be so melodramatic about it? 1.4927 0.04772 205 126 57 22
337 ...these guys will detect even the SLIGHTEST HINT of irony. 1.4923 0.05057 195 123 48 24
338 You’re relatives will do anything to insist we are magnetic from the Covid vaccine 1.4921 0.05295 191 124 40 27
339 Do I detect some irony? 1.4921 0.04973 191 118 52 21
340 I told you: We can get engaged as soon as we find that beautiful, really expensive ring you say you lost. 1.4921 0.04898 189 115 55 19
341 Did you lose the remote again? 1.4918 0.05191 183 115 46 22
342 They don't understand Bitcoin either. 1.4918 0.05191 183 115 46 22
343 So this is what happens when you hire men to do the vacuuming"? 1.4916 0.05337 179 114 42 23
344 One of the drawbacks of living on the beach 1.4913 0.05289 173 108 45 20
345 You did tell them the remote is made of plastic, right? 1.4911 0.05113 169 102 51 16
346 Oh, so now I have to compete with all these gold diggers?! 1.4910 0.05430 167 105 42 20
347 The club meets indoors on rainy days. 1.4908 0.05665 163 105 36 22
348 I always sweep for landmines before a second date. 1.4908 0.05320 163 100 46 17
349 Why did you tell alexa that I lost my keys? 1.4900 0.05209 200 131 40 29
350 The remote has been in your hand all this time 1.4895 0.04821 190 115 57 18
351 And you’re sure it’s not under the couch 1.4895 0.04645 190 112 63 15
352 I really treasure our time together. 1.4889 0.05762 180 123 26 31
353 Don't blame me - you're the one who wanted shag carpets. 1.4888 0.04862 178 106 57 15
354 You and your beachfront timeshare! 1.4888 0.05054 178 109 51 18
355 I'm leaving you, Jack, once they find my car keys. 1.4880 0.05249 166 102 47 17
356 Just once again, I'm pretty sure that there's no metal in a contact lens. 1.4878 0.05153 164 99 50 15
357 I think your dad will like this nursing home. 1.4878 0.05571 164 105 38 21
358 Our therapist meant avoiding relationship landmines figuratively, Ken. 1.4877 0.04956 203 129 49 25
359 You really should do something about that hole in your pocket. 1.4877 0.05198 162 98 49 15
360 In my defense, I didn't need housekeys for a year and a half 1.4875 0.06013 160 108 26 26
361 I really don't think this is the way Bitcoin works. 1.4872 0.04843 195 120 55 20
362 Why couldn’t you just BUY me a ring? 1.4870 0.05042 193 122 48 23
363 You can propose without a ring. 1.4866 0.04993 187 116 51 20
364 When I was a kid, we’d just check under the cushions. 1.4866 0.04757 187 112 59 16
365 When did you tell your family that I was a gold digger? 1.4863 0.05604 146 90 41 15
366 I told you that bringing the sofa to the beach was a bad idea. 1.4862 0.04868 181 109 56 16
367 Where was the last place you had them? 1.4862 0.05291 181 116 42 23
368 It was only an earring, Bob. You blow everything out of proportion. 1.4859 0.05321 177 113 42 22
369 It's only a filling, Hector. 1.4857 0.05180 175 109 47 19
370 Try not to say anything funny, they're looking for New Yorker captions. 1.4855 0.05224 173 108 46 19
371 You’d think they’d be able to detect an overstayed welcome. 1.4850 0.05015 167 100 53 14
372 You know they're going to wanna look under the cushions, right? 1.4850 0.05157 167 102 49 16
373 I'm thinking that bringing our sofa to the beach wasn't such a great idea. 1.4847 0.05597 163 105 37 21
374 I thought we were house sitting golden retrievers 1.4845 0.05852 161 107 30 24
375 I know we got a great deal on the house, but remind me again what they said it was built on top of?" 1.4844 0.04669 192 115 61 16
376 I don't think that this is what the realtor meant when she described the house as a hidden treasure. 1.4843 0.05703 159 103 35 21
377 When you said the house was on the beach, this isn't what I pictured. 1.4842 0.04704 190 114 60 16
378 They can look but the second the shovels come out they're gone 1.4837 0.05338 184 120 39 25
379 If you would just put your keys away in the same place every time, all this wouldn’t be necessary. 1.4837 0.04933 184 113 53 18
380 You checked the couch, right? 1.4829 0.04870 205 130 51 24
381 Well I'm detecting someone trying to change the subject. 1.4826 0.05181 172 107 47 18
382 I told you it was a bad idea to sell the mining rights to our apartment. 1.4819 0.05200 193 126 41 26
383 Don't worry, they'll help us find the caption. 1.4817 0.05703 164 108 33 23
384 So, is there anything you'd like to talk about? 1.4815 0.05934 135 85 35 15
385 Gotta be honest, whenever we talk it's like stepping in a minefield 1.4811 0.05032 185 116 49 20
386 When I said you were sitting on a gold mine, I meant it metaphorically. 1.4810 0.05291 158 97 46 15
387 I wish that bloody rainbow would end somewhere else! 1.4810 0.05367 158 98 44 16
388 Ever think your keys might just be under the cushions? 1.4808 0.04937 156 91 55 10
389 You don't have your half of the rent, do you? 1.4808 0.05714 156 101 35 20
390 You sure you're not sitting on it? 1.4807 0.05290 181 117 41 23
391 I told you there's be a downside to buying a beachfront property. 1.4805 0.05843 154 101 32 21
392 If there’s an engagement ring in this apartment, believe me, they’ll find it. 1.4802 0.04880 177 107 55 15
393 All the ad said was 'near the beach.' 1.4790 0.05085 167 102 50 15
394 It could be a little more private, sure, but the beachfront views are astonishing. 1.4788 0.05200 165 102 47 16
395 If these were women, those would be vacuum cleaners. 1.4785 0.05458 163 104 40 19
396 It's the hot new retirement plan for our generation. 1.4785 0.05318 163 102 44 17
397 Come on Joe, it was only a nickel. 1.4785 0.05318 163 102 44 17
398 Just say you lost hundreds in Bitcoin and they come scrambling. 1.4785 0.05729 163 108 32 23
399 I just feel like you're hiding something. 1.4780 0.05702 159 104 34 21
400 As the founder of Bitcoin, you explain to them that no metal is involved. 1.4777 0.05540 157 100 39 18
401 They’re looking for this country’s common sense. 1.4777 0.05613 157 101 37 19
402 See, no one understands bitcoin. 1.4777 0.05686 157 102 35 20
403 I wish they could detect how awkward this is. 1.4775 0.04925 178 109 53 16
404 Dating is a minefield. 1.4774 0.05741 155 101 34 20
405 That coin shortage is really getting intense around here. 1.4774 0.05364 155 96 44 15
406 I’m detecting a bit of sarcasm. 1.4774 0.05518 155 98 40 17
407 Maybe they will find your commitment issues. 1.4773 0.05463 176 116 36 24
408 They won't find it, don't worry. I hid it in my pants. 1.4771 0.05647 153 98 37 18
409 No,you idiot. I said I lost my IUD,not an IED! 1.4771 0.05871 153 101 31 21
410 Because I really like that earring 1.4767 0.05114 172 107 48 17
411 Did you think to look under the cushions? 1.4767 0.04910 172 104 54 14
412 Way to hide the keys! Nobody is drinking and driving tonight. 1.4767 0.04979 172 105 52 15
413 It wouldn’t be lost if you had put it on my finger. 1.4765 0.05681 149 95 37 17
414 Did you check the key rack first? 1.4759 0.05518 166 108 37 21
415 you want to confess now, before they find any evidence? 1.4759 0.05106 166 102 49 15
416 Not what I expected when you said your flatmates are into underground metal 1.4756 0.05501 164 106 38 20
417 And you still don’t think that a Roomba wouldn’t have been a better choice? 1.4750 0.05462 160 102 40 18
418 On second thought,we shouldn’t have brought the couch to the beach. 1.4750 0.05604 160 104 36 20
419 Even if they do find it, the answer is "no." 1.4749 0.04904 179 110 53 16
420 I've told you before, Marlon. If you feed one, you're just going attract the whole bloody flock. 1.4747 0.05440 158 100 41 17
421 Bitcoin miners; old school. 1.4746 0.05197 177 113 44 20
422 Now do you see why I didn’t want the Shag? 1.4746 0.05008 177 110 50 17
423 Welcome to pergatory in Florida." 1.4740 0.05841 154 102 31 21
424 Just act normal, like there’s no reason to check under the couch cushions. 1.4733 0.05067 150 89 51 10
425 Pssst...I just remembered the car keys are in my other pants 1.4731 0.05223 167 105 45 17
426 What is this, like the 100th retainer you’ve lost? Dad is gonna kill you. 1.4731 0.05492 167 109 37 21
427 Did you look under the cushions? 1.4731 0.05154 167 104 47 16
428 Are you getting weird vibes from this place? 1.4730 0.05708 148 95 36 17
429 I still think it would have been simpler just to buy a new remote. 1.4728 0.04870 184 114 53 17
430 You should have told me the ring was plastic before I called them. 1.4727 0.05198 165 103 46 16
431 You lost the remote again, didn't you. 1.4727 0.05543 165 108 36 21
432 Sorry, I may have told my mom that you were looking for a ring. 1.4724 0.05244 163 102 45 16
433 And you’re sure the keys aren’t in your jacket? 1.4722 0.05071 180 114 47 19
434 Any chance they’re detecting an engagement ring? 1.4713 0.05389 157 99 42 16
435 I don’t know what it is, I just feel like something’s missing. 1.4713 0.05611 157 102 36 19
436 Really, the car keys again? 1.4713 0.05325 174 113 40 21
437 Where's your wedding ring? 1.4710 0.05439 155 98 41 16
438 YOU figure out a better way to find the remote. 1.4710 0.05203 155 95 47 13
439 Your buried feelings cannot be detected. 1.4710 0.05439 155 98 41 16
440 Your Dads club was banned from the park, again. 1.4709 0.05434 172 113 37 22
441 So, it is not just my feelings I bury. 1.4706 0.05645 153 99 36 18
442 They're dancing the roomba. 1.4706 0.05419 170 111 38 21
443 You wanted to live near the beach. 1.4702 0.05200 168 106 45 17
444 You misunderstood me when I said, “ We’re sitting on a gold mine”. 1.4702 0.05200 168 106 45 17
445 This 'find my remote' app is much better than the 'find my keys' one. 1.4699 0.05382 166 107 40 19
446 I just love a guy who loses a ring right before he proposes. 1.4695 0.05291 164 104 43 17
447 Don't you want to tell them you've already found the remote? 1.4694 0.05571 147 93 39 15
448 I don't think that's how you mine Bitcoin. 1.4691 0.04857 194 123 51 20
449 You seem distracted. 1.4689 0.05070 177 112 47 18
450 Just tell me where you’re hiding all these so-called bitcoins, Michael. 1.4686 0.05363 175 115 38 22
451 Ok, I get it. I lose my keys a lot! 1.4685 0.05508 143 89 41 13
452 And yet your mother has the nerve to call ME a gold digger? 1.4685 0.05855 143 93 33 17
453 You mean you really can’t see them? 1.4679 0.05489 156 100 39 17
454 Searching for love in all the wrong places. 1.4675 0.05839 154 103 30 21
455 Do you think THEY detect my resentment toward you, Lenny? 1.4675 0.05541 154 99 38 17
456 You think they'd start by looking under the seat cushions? 1.4675 0.04896 169 103 53 13
457 But it's my favorite underwire bra. 1.4671 0.05436 152 96 41 15
458 "When was the last time you vacuumed?" 1.4667 0.05267 165 105 43 17
459 I think we need to be the change, rather than search for it. 1.4667 0.05570 150 96 38 16
460 Well, the landlord did say the apartment had a beach vibe. 1.4663 0.04790 178 109 55 14
461 They said it had something to do with voter fraud. 1.4658 0.05644 161 107 33 21
462 You weren’t kidding, your house really is on the beach. 1.4654 0.05411 159 102 40 17
463 I don’t think this is how you mine for Bitcoin Jeff… 1.4654 0.05628 159 105 34 20
464 If you play a beeping sound on your phone, they all go crazy. 1.4653 0.05988 144 96 29 19
465 If they find the ring we can still get married Saturday. 1.4653 0.05654 144 92 37 15
466 It was not ‘ just an earring’ to me. 1.4651 0.05176 172 110 44 18
467 Couldn’t they just look between the cushions? 1.4651 0.04765 172 104 56 12
468 They found my keys three days ago, but I enjoy their company. 1.4650 0.05074 157 96 49 12
469 Their unemployment benefits ran out. 1.4648 0.05799 142 92 34 16
470 I feel like we’re sitting on a goldmine. 1.4648 0.05624 142 90 38 14
471 They can’t find anything for us to talk about, either… 1.4645 0.05952 155 106 26 23
472 Not what I pictured when you said your friends were all metal-heads. 1.4645 0.05359 155 98 42 15
473 Adults these days are always on their devices... 1.4643 0.05771 140 90 35 15
474 This Bitcoin-mining-thing is getting way out of hand. 1.4639 0.05514 166 110 35 21
475 I have yet to verify your claim that you've buried the hatchet. 1.4639 0.05448 166 109 37 20
476 If you weren’t so cheap with the ring, they would have found it by now. 1.4638 0.06011 138 91 30 17
477 Your dad's friends are weird 1.4638 0.05159 138 82 48 8
478 You could just get a job. 1.4634 0.05429 164 107 38 19
479 I don’t think they understand Bitcoin. 1.4629 0.05174 175 113 43 19
480 Misplace your keys again, babe? 1.4629 0.04709 175 106 57 12
481 Should we tell them that’s not how to mine Bitcoin? 1.4627 0.05769 134 85 36 13
482 If you ignore them, they eventually find their way back to the beach. 1.4624 0.04948 186 119 48 19
483 What’s this fetish of yours called again? 1.4621 0.05538 145 92 39 14
484 Gerald, it doesn’t matter how many people you have looking for bitcoins... this isn’t how it works... 1.4621 0.05451 145 91 41 13
485 They’re looking for something called “coins.” 1.4620 0.05435 158 102 39 17
486 Honey, this isn’t the kind of sweeping service I had in mind. 1.4620 0.04866 184 116 51 17
487 Have they checked the dryer? 1.4615 0.05415 143 89 42 12
488 They're apparently looking for your sense of humor. 1.4610 0.05740 141 91 35 15
489 It’s not you Steve, I just feel like we are looking for different things 1.4606 0.05471 165 109 36 20
490 When I said I’m into heavy metal, this is not what I meant. 1.4605 0.05669 152 100 34 18
491 Your apartment reminds me of the beach. 1.4604 0.05800 139 90 34 15
492 They're looking for Trump votes. 1.4600 0.05725 150 99 33 18
493 I think we should buy this sofa. 1.4600 0.05320 150 94 43 13
494 Did you press the 'Find my Phone' thing again?" 1.4599 0.05770 137 88 35 14
495 When you said 2021 was going to be a minefield, you were not talking figuratively? 1.4599 0.05862 137 89 33 15
496 Be careful with your response... you're entering a minefield. 1.4593 0.05926 135 88 32 15
497 I wonder what other couples do on a Saturday. 1.4593 0.05540 135 84 40 11
498 Do you think they know something we don't? 1.4591 0.05183 159 100 45 14
499 You can't do this every time you misplace your keys. 1.4589 0.05509 146 93 39 14
500 You'd think by now at least one of 'em would've checked under the sofa cushions. 1.4586 0.05533 157 103 36 18
501 We could have just bought a new remote 1.4581 0.05197 155 97 45 13
502 Until they get the AI 100% perfected, our autonomous vacuums are required to have backup drivers. 1.4577 0.06130 142 97 25 20
503 I find it strange that you bring a sofa to the beach. 1.4575 0.05563 153 100 36 17
504 Seriously,who puts their cryptocurrency password on a nose ring? 1.4570 0.05848 151 102 29 20
505 No worry. The good stuff always falls between the couch cushions. 1.4568 0.05261 162 104 42 16
506 In the end, we’re all just…searching for something. Aren’t we? 1.4559 0.05892 136 89 32 15
507 You checked under the sofa cusions, right? 1.4558 0.05480 147 94 39 14
508 You’re the one who wanted a place at the beach. 1.4557 0.05650 158 106 32 20
509 Are you sure this is the way to mine bitcoins? 1.4557 0.05281 158 101 42 15
510 Don’t they know it’s between the cushions? 1.4552 0.05765 134 86 35 13
511 Are you sure it was real gold? 1.4545 0.06023 132 87 30 15
512 Have you thought about getting a keychain? 1.4545 0.05764 143 94 33 16
513 Did you lose your keys? 1.4545 0.05379 154 99 40 15
514 This already cost more than your wedding ring was worth! 1.4545 0.05686 154 103 32 19
515 When they said this home was a hidden treasure, this wasn’t what I had in mind. 1.4540 0.05379 163 107 38 18
516 I lost my mettle. 1.4539 0.05588 152 100 35 17
517 And you said *I* was the gold digger. 1.4539 0.05736 141 92 34 15
518 What are the chances of them finding your sense of humour? 1.4534 0.05428 161 106 37 18
519 Did all of your uncles retire on the same day? 1.4534 0.05569 161 108 33 20
520 Wait, THIS is Bitcoin mining? 1.4533 0.05563 150 98 36 16
521 Honey, you know we can just get a universal remote, right? 1.4532 0.05328 139 86 43 10
522 I told you this place was right on the beach. 1.4527 0.05281 148 93 43 12
523 Can't you just put your keys on the hook? 1.4521 0.05505 146 94 38 14
524 Should we tell them the loose change is under the cushions? 1.4514 0.05009 144 87 49 8
525 Detect this…we’re over. 1.4514 0.05899 144 97 29 18
526 Hope they find my will to live 1.4510 0.05560 153 101 35 17
527 They better find this "engagement ring" you claim to have "dropped!" 1.4509 0.04947 173 110 48 15
528 Told you a thousand times to keep the key in just one place... 1.4507 0.05616 142 92 36 14
529 OK. Come clean. You didn't really lose the ring. You never bought it in the first place, did you? 1.4507 0.05616 142 92 36 14
530 Even if they don’t find your 1936 Lincoln penny, will you have them come back when I lose my mind? 1.4507 0.05961 142 96 28 18
531 How else should we find the remote? 1.4504 0.05756 131 84 35 12
532 You and your teeny-tiny, teeny-tiny earrings. 1.4504 0.05857 131 85 33 13
533 I don't mind the metal detectors but the two in the cargo shorts have got to go" 1.4503 0.05290 151 96 42 13
534 I think you're going overboard with the prenup. 1.4500 0.05764 140 92 33 15
535 There are easier ways to find the remote Greg. 1.4497 0.05424 149 96 39 14
536 Is there something you're not telling me? 1.4496 0.06024 129 85 30 14
537 Too bad those things aren’t vacuums. 1.4496 0.05923 129 84 32 13
538 I thought it would be funny to mark our house as an old Civil War battleground on Google Maps 1.4496 0.06319 129 88 24 17
539 You should have told me you’re metallurgic. 1.4493 0.05733 138 90 34 14
540 How long has it been since you vacuumed? 1.4488 0.05885 127 82 33 12
541 OK, but please keep the keys on the hook from now on. 1.4488 0.05668 127 80 37 10
542 Look, when I said Love is a minefield, I think you overreacted. 1.4487 0.05403 156 102 38 16
543 I don't know... They just showed up after I pressed the find my phone button! 1.4487 0.05479 156 103 36 17
544 Are we missing something here? 1.4487 0.04838 156 95 52 9
545 When you say we need to talk, I feel like I'm walking into a mine field. 1.4485 0.05979 136 91 29 16
546 Let's just buy a new remote. 1.4485 0.05699 136 88 35 13
547 The chances of them exercising their mineral rights were a million to one, he said. 1.4483 0.05784 145 97 31 17
548 Are you sure you ‘lost’ the engagement ring? 1.4483 0.05616 145 95 35 15
549 I told you our StayCation would be just like being at the beach 1.4483 0.05172 145 90 45 10
550 My money's on the guy in the plaid. 1.4481 0.05215 154 98 43 13
551 You could just get a new phone. 1.4478 0.05952 134 89 30 15
552 What did you say in that post? 1.4470 0.05621 132 84 37 11
553 You told them we were mining CRYPTO right? 1.4468 0.05643 141 92 35 14
554 Or we could just look under the cushions for loose change. 1.4468 0.05643 141 92 35 14
555 Lost the car keys again? 1.4465 0.05327 159 104 39 16
556 Did you try looking under the cushions? 1.4462 0.05785 130 84 34 12
557 Very impressive response but what was it doing off you finger in the first place. 1.4460 0.05609 139 90 36 13
558 Why don't you just put your car keys on a hook? 1.4459 0.05143 157 100 44 13
559 Don't you have any friends who know what mining for bitcoin actually entails? 1.4453 0.06056 128 85 29 14
560 I told you the keys were on the counter. 1.4453 0.05635 128 81 37 10
561 When you said it was a small engagement ring, exactly how small was it? 1.4453 0.05761 137 90 33 14
562 Isn't this a bit of overkill? I'm sure your keys will turn up. 1.4453 0.05376 137 86 41 10
563 Most people have two sets of car keys. 1.4444 0.05154 153 97 44 12
564 It's not just a penny. It's a 1943 copper-alloy penny! 1.4444 0.06126 126 84 28 14
565 Why did you tell your mom I lost your grandmother’s wedding ring? 1.4444 0.05556 153 102 34 17
566 So where's the change you promised? 1.4444 0.06022 126 83 30 13
567 You know I found my ring yesterday 1.4444 0.05642 144 95 34 15
568 Wait til they realize it's between the couch cushions. 1.4437 0.05368 151 98 39 14
569 Your relatives have taken “Where’s the ring?” too far this time 1.4437 0.05957 142 97 27 18
570 They better find that remote in time for my show. 1.4436 0.05982 133 89 29 15
571 Don’t think for a minute this is better than actually GOING to the beach 1.4436 0.06077 133 90 27 16
572 Apparently this is where the Rainbow ends. 1.4435 0.06304 124 84 25 15
573 Just order a new set of keys already. 1.4435 0.06407 124 85 23 16
574 They were told to work from home, but no one specified whose home 1.4435 0.05983 124 81 31 12
575 Now that I think about it, maybe I wasn't even wearing an earring. 1.4429 0.06021 140 96 26 18
576 I told you not to build on the beach. 1.4429 0.05669 140 92 34 14
577 Honey, your cellphone is in your hand. 1.4429 0.05848 140 94 30 16
578 There are five Geigers but who’s counting? 1.4429 0.05390 140 89 40 11
579 Just relax. They tell me it is only once a day and purely precautionary 1.4426 0.06054 122 80 30 12
580 Will your dad’s friends be staying for dinner 1.4423 0.05322 156 102 39 15
581 Who knew it would be so hard to find the TV remote? 1.4422 0.05640 147 98 33 16
582 What happened to just looking between the cushions? 1.4419 0.05709 129 83 35 11
583 I got to keep the house, but had to sell the mining rights 1.4419 0.06019 129 86 29 14
584 When the agent said this place was a hidden gem, I didn't think she meant it literally. 1.4419 0.05917 129 85 31 13
585 Yes, I do believe in thrift. But couldn't you just forget about the quarter? 1.4414 0.05438 145 94 38 13
586 Are you sure you didn’t leave them in the car? 1.4414 0.05259 145 92 42 11
587 It’s always in the couch cushions 1.4414 0.05612 145 96 34 15
588 I didn't really mean it when I said "If you lose your house key again you're outta here." 1.4412 0.05598 136 88 36 12
589 I liked it better when you guys used to play poker! 1.4412 0.05500 136 87 38 11
590 You never know what you’ll find in old shag carpet. 1.4412 0.05598 136 88 36 12
591 Are you sure you didn’t leave them in the door again? 1.4412 0.05500 136 87 38 11
592 And your mom said I was the gold digger? 1.4409 0.06290 127 87 24 16
593 Shouldn’t they be looking in our haystack instead? 1.4406 0.05310 143 91 41 11
594 Just admit you lost your car keys 1.4403 0.05851 134 89 31 14
595 I knew you were into heavy metal, but this wasn't what I pictured. 1.4403 0.05656 134 87 35 12
596 For a quick clean, I replace the heads of their metal detectors with Roombas and tell them I dropped some gold. 1.4403 0.05755 134 88 33 13
597 I'm getting a lot of mixed signals 1.4403 0.05755 134 88 33 13
598 Well for starters they're detecting your sarcasm. 1.4400 0.05946 125 82 31 12
599 Cheap beachfront property didn’t raise any red flags? 1.4400 0.05308 150 97 40 13
600 Why is this beachfront property so cheap, you asked. 1.4400 0.05836 125 81 33 11
601 This isn’t what I pictured when you invited me back to your beach house 1.4394 0.06202 132 91 24 17
602 So far two gold doubloons, the retainer my brother lost last January, and somebody's engagement ring, but no car keys yet. 1.4392 0.05443 148 97 37 14
603 Did you really drop the ring? 1.4390 0.05309 123 75 42 6
604 I think it’s time to send in the Roomba. 1.4388 0.05876 139 94 29 16
605 Imagine if they could vacuum too! 1.4385 0.05779 130 85 33 12
606 This "Find-My-Keys" app is seriously old school. 1.4385 0.05779 130 85 33 12
607 Really? I know we sat here for 15 months but could we have dropped that much change in the couch? 1.4384 0.05232 146 93 42 11
608 Just be cool. We’re sitting on about $27 of couch coin. 1.4380 0.05566 137 89 36 12
609 You never had a ring for me in the first place. Did you? 1.4379 0.05551 153 103 33 17
610 They're my dad's friends. I told him I'd lost some bitcoins. 1.4375 0.05443 160 108 34 18
611 Funny. The first place I would check would be under the sofa cushions. 1.4375 0.05550 144 95 35 14
612 Well, they did advertise it as a 'beach house.' 1.4375 0.05843 128 84 32 12
613 You lost your wedding ring, got it, anything else you want to tell me? 1.4375 0.05373 144 93 39 12
614 Don’t mind them, they just want their engagement rings back. 1.4375 0.05462 144 94 37 13
615 Remember when we could get coins at a bank? 1.4370 0.05321 135 85 41 9
616 Maybe they'll find that engagement ring you promised me. 1.4370 0.05721 135 89 33 13
617 No, Brad, I don't think they'll find you a sense of humor. 1.4370 0.05817 135 90 31 14
618 I’m expecting an engagement ring. If I don’t find it, you’re history. 1.4370 0.05678 119 75 36 8
619 I hired them to find what we used to like about each other. 1.4366 0.05606 142 94 34 14
620 While they're at it, can you ask them to detect any passion? 1.4366 0.05516 142 93 36 13
621 Why can't we just look in the sofa cushions for spare change like normal people for once? 1.4361 0.05683 133 87 34 12
622 And I thought bringing a sofa to the beach would be soooo relaxing! 1.4361 0.06071 133 91 26 16
623 I just want to be absolutely sure it’s safe to leave the sofa. 1.4361 0.05880 133 89 30 14
624 I'm detecting some misgivings about our relationship. 1.4357 0.05572 140 92 35 13
625 Still think it was a good idea to bring our couch to the beach? 1.4357 0.05664 140 93 33 14
626 Lemme guess: you told your dad about bitcoins?" 1.4356 0.07094 101 70 18 13
627 All I said was I lost a bitcoin. 1.4355 0.05753 124 80 34 10
628 At what point do we give up and let them look between the cushions? 1.4354 0.05381 147 96 38 13
629 It's dad's heavy metal band 1.4351 0.05846 131 87 31 13
630 If we had a second set of keys we wouldn't have to sit through this every weekend, Carl! 1.4351 0.05945 131 88 29 14
631 I have them do a sweep before any first date. 1.4351 0.05641 131 85 35 11
632 They heard me call you precious. 1.4348 0.05723 138 92 32 14
633 It's time to admit that your wedding ring is more than just 'misplaced.' 1.4348 0.05271 161 107 38 16
634 This is the metal group you play with? 1.4348 0.05814 138 93 30 15
635 These days beach erosion has driven everyone indoors. 1.4345 0.05606 145 97 33 15
636 We get half, it's passive income. 1.4344 0.05818 122 79 33 10
637 White people are weird. 1.4341 0.06012 129 87 28 14
638 Absolutely no sex until my IUD is located. 1.4333 0.06667 120 85 18 17
639 What do they do when the music stops? 1.4333 0.06119 120 80 28 12
640 Stupid spell check! I was ordering five meal deliveries. 1.4331 0.05978 127 85 29 13
641 Who is the guy in the checked shirt? 1.4330 0.07014 97 66 20 11
642 This new find my iPhone feature seems a bit invasive! 1.4328 0.05845 134 90 30 14
643 I just said to Siri I couldn't find my wallet! 1.4324 0.05266 148 96 40 12
644 I liked Poker Night better. 1.4322 0.05955 118 77 31 10
645 Where was the last place you saw it? 1.4322 0.05706 118 75 35 8
646 Change is the only constant. 1.4320 0.06047 125 84 28 13
647 It will be much easier on you if you just admit you lost your wedding ring. 1.4320 0.05487 125 79 38 8
648 This wouldn't be happening if you just put your keys in the bowl, like I told you. 1.4318 0.05710 132 87 33 12
649 Everyone is looking for something. 1.4317 0.05504 139 91 36 12
650 Why am I not believing that you'll propose when they find it? 1.4310 0.06150 116 77 28 11
651 Can’t you just admit you searched ‘help finding gold’ instead of mold? 1.4310 0.06270 116 78 26 12
652 The crew in the master bedroom are almost done. 1.4309 0.06008 123 82 29 12
653 Let's live on the beach!, you said. 1.4309 0.05896 123 81 31 11
654 We've been dating 5 years...there must be an engagement ring somewhere. 1.4308 0.05454 130 83 38 9
655 I wanted a little realism for our staycation. Just wait till the seagulls get here. 1.4306 0.05456 144 95 36 13
656 I told you- you left your Keys in the car. 1.4305 0.05017 151 96 45 10
657 Are they going to spend all night listening to heavy metal? 1.4298 0.06471 114 78 23 13
658 I told my last girlfriend 'I'll give you a 1909 S VDB penny for your thoughts and I haven't been able to get rid of her brothers 1.4298 0.06471 114 78 23 13
659 They’re sarcasm detectors, Mark. 1.4298 0.06590 114 79 21 14
660 I told them I dropped a Bitcoin. 1.4298 0.06100 114 75 29 10
661 OK, I admit it. I took your quarters to do the laundry. 1.4298 0.06191 121 82 26 13
662 I told you we should have buried it somewhere else. 1.4297 0.05283 128 80 41 7
663 I promise, they'll find the remote. 1.4297 0.05836 128 85 31 12
664 I know people are hoping for change these days but this is ridiculous. 1.4297 0.05730 128 84 33 11
665 I thought you said Roomba's playdate was next week? 1.4296 0.05715 135 90 32 13
666 Still looking for your Bitcoins? 1.4296 0.05600 142 95 33 14
667 You gotta admit, our new car keys location service is very responsive. 1.4295 0.05324 149 98 38 13
668 You know Kevin, even if they find your balls, I’m still leaving you.” 1.4286 0.06417 126 89 20 17
669 They're actually bamboo detectors. This same crew worked on the Arizona audit. 1.4286 0.05677 133 88 33 12
670 If they were Apathetic Boyfriend Detectors, they would hear a lot of beeps right now. 1.4286 0.06035 119 79 29 11
671 Shouldn't be too long until they find the engagement ring you definitely bought. 1.4286 0.05794 119 77 33 9
672 You rent and do not own any mineral rights. 1.4286 0.06599 119 84 19 16
673 Until we find the keys we are NOT leaving this apartment 1.4286 0.05682 126 82 34 10
674 I'm sorry but I really hate the first day of Loose Change hunting season. 1.4286 0.06035 119 79 29 11
675 I told you not to post that $50. reward in Facebook for my lost wedding ring! 1.4286 0.05461 147 98 35 14
676 Don’t worry babe, they’ll find the remote soon. 1.4275 0.05623 138 92 33 13
677 For the last time, the vaccine DID NOT make me MAGNETIC. Will you please send these guys home? 1.4275 0.05987 138 96 25 17
678 For the last time honey. I didn’t hide the remote! 1.4275 0.06037 131 90 26 15
679 Depending on what they find, I can take you to either Jean Georges or Wendy’s. 1.4274 0.06185 124 85 25 14
680 Are you going to tell them you already found your phone? 1.4274 0.05512 124 79 37 8
681 I might have a bit of a reputation as a gold digger. Why do you ask? 1.4274 0.06573 117 82 20 15
682 Don't they know, nobody carries change anymore. 1.4274 0.05986 117 77 30 10
683 I'm sorry, but we're not starting the show until we find my earring. 1.4267 0.05624 150 103 30 17
684 I told them there is a hoard of Spanish gold under the rug, but actually, I am missing my house key. 1.4262 0.05572 122 78 36 8
685 Paranoid maybe? But my last relationship was a real minefield. 1.4262 0.06039 122 82 28 12
686 Vacuum cleaners that look like mental detectors have really been a game changer 1.4262 0.05810 122 80 32 10
687 Don’t even look at me until they find my IUD! 1.4261 0.06305 115 78 25 12
688 You had it last! 1.4261 0.06059 115 76 29 10
689 Jon, I’m not so sure these are the right people to help you find your mettle. 1.4261 0.05801 115 74 33 8
690 They're looking for that engagement ring you must have misplaced. 1.4255 0.05803 141 97 28 16
691 Do you get that feeling that we're missing something? 1.4252 0.05757 127 84 32 11
692 I’m just gonna sit here and wait for them to figure out the real treasure was the friends made along the way. 1.4252 0.05305 127 80 40 7
693 Well, what are your roommates into? 1.4250 0.05757 120 78 33 9
694 Get a beach house, you said. It'll be fun, you said. Just the two of us, you said. 1.4250 0.05634 120 77 35 8
695 Lost your wedding ring again? 1.4248 0.06133 113 75 28 10
696 Lose something? 1.4248 0.06261 113 76 26 11
697 Really George. It's just an earring. 1.4248 0.05734 113 72 34 7
698 So you say you dropped the ring? 1.4248 0.06133 113 75 28 10
699 I’m starting to think we’re sitting on something big… 1.4248 0.06386 113 77 24 12
700 No way am I giving up my seat when the music stops. 1.4240 0.05710 125 82 33 10
701 Well, I just hope they find my earring. 1.4240 0.05931 125 84 29 12
702 They come out every seventeen years. 1.4240 0.06145 125 86 25 14
703 I told you this house is a gold mine. 1.4234 0.06078 111 73 29 9
704 I don't know. Everything we own is plastic. 1.4234 0.06078 111 73 29 9
705 I keep them around, to find the remote. 1.4234 0.05941 111 72 31 8
706 Posting on Instagram that you lost your Bitcoin was not a good idea. 1.4234 0.06341 111 75 25 11
707 Imagine if they were under the couch this whole time. 1.4234 0.06341 111 75 25 11
708 They’re looking for their humanity. Texas is a big state. This may take a while. 1.4231 0.06067 130 90 25 15
709 Next time, make sure the ring is actually in the box. 1.4228 0.06000 123 83 28 12
710 Don't. Move. The one in plaid is eyeing the sofa cushions. 1.4228 0.05773 123 81 32 10
711 Really, Craig? Was looking for the car keys on your own THAT difficult? 1.4228 0.05538 123 79 36 8
712 Are you sure you didn't leave your keys in your other pants? 1.4228 0.05773 123 81 32 10
713 If they can't find it, the wedding's off. 1.4224 0.06262 116 79 25 12
714 One way or another, we’ll find your earring. 1.4224 0.05891 116 76 31 9
715 I'm loving this Find My Earring app. 1.4220 0.06424 109 74 24 11
716 I might say “yes” but I’ll need to see the ring first. 1.4220 0.06154 109 72 28 9
717 So, you told your friends I had a big booty? 1.4219 0.05933 128 87 28 13
718 The 5G microchip search team arrived soon after the Jones’s reported no vaccine side effects 1.4219 0.06036 128 88 26 14
719 I am beginning to think your keys are gone for good. 1.4218 0.05454 147 99 34 14
720 We could be sitting on a gold mine here. 1.4218 0.05623 147 101 30 16
721 They’re looking for the plot 1.4218 0.05281 147 97 38 12
722 well admit it, you never really did buy me a ring. 1.4215 0.05956 121 81 29 11
723 This is not how you find the G spot, Carl 1.4206 0.05785 126 84 31 11
724 They call them ' Coins.' It's like ancient money or something. 1.4203 0.05225 138 89 40 9
725 I don't know why they don't just look beneath the cushions. 1.4203 0.05709 138 94 30 14
726 My point is, don't ever say 'relationship minefield' again. 1.4196 0.06296 112 76 25 11
727 You certainly are a very convincing conspiracy theorist. 1.4196 0.05762 112 72 33 7
728 So, if they find it, do I have to wait another five years for the wedding? 1.4196 0.06167 112 75 27 10
729 Guessing they don't get what 'lost Bitcoins' means? 1.4196 0.06035 112 74 29 9
730 They’re searching for reasons not to get vaccinated… 1.4196 0.06422 112 77 23 12
731 This is not my idea of a vacation at the beach. 1.4196 0.05473 143 96 34 13
732 Some guys never stop listening to metal. 1.4194 0.05737 124 82 32 10
733 Stand up! If they can't find the remote, you're sitting on it! 1.4194 0.05737 124 82 32 10
734 Do they know that the new washing machines take credit cards? 1.4194 0.05850 124 83 30 11
735 Well, the real estate agent told us the place was a hidden treasure... 1.4188 0.05852 117 77 31 9
736 And you're sure you wouldn't be happy if we got you a new 'lucky' paper clip? 1.4188 0.05977 117 78 29 10
737 Goddam car keys. 1.4182 0.06507 110 76 22 12
738 They all said they would find it or it's free. That's why they don't look so happy. 1.4182 0.05831 110 71 32 7
739 Wouldn’t it be more useful if they used vacuum cleaners? 1.4182 0.05686 110 70 34 6
740 Let’s hope they don’t check the sofa 1.4182 0.05831 110 71 32 7
741 How long will your uncles be staying? 1.4182 0.06507 110 76 22 12
742 You know, we can always just go get another remote. 1.4180 0.05917 122 82 29 11
743 When you said your roommate was into heavy metal, this isn’t what I expected. 1.4180 0.06030 122 83 27 12
744 They’re never going to look under the cushions. Should we just give them the quarter? 1.4179 0.05734 134 91 30 13
745 Is this your friends’ way of calling me a gold digger? 1.4174 0.06049 115 77 28 10
746 I think you need to find the change within yourself. 1.4174 0.06416 115 80 22 13
747 I told you we were tracking in sand. 1.4174 0.06049 115 77 28 10
748 The next time you lose your keys, let's NOT tell my family. 1.4173 0.05962 127 87 27 13
749 If only they could find us something to watch on Netflix. 1.4167 0.06047 108 71 29 8
750 Maybe they'll be able to find the engagement ring you promised me. 1.4167 0.05789 144 101 26 17
751 It's time we got new financial advisors. 1.4160 0.06030 125 86 26 13
752 Maybe it’s time to spring for a spare car key? 1.4160 0.06030 125 86 26 13
753 Did you lose your bitcoin, too? 1.4159 0.06251 113 77 25 11
754 I told you my friends are all gold diggers! 1.4159 0.05993 113 75 29 9
755 Maybe we just buy a new remote." 1.4155 0.05496 142 96 33 13
756 Now I’m thinking that your sports buddies weren’t so bad after all. 1.4153 0.05936 118 79 29 10
757 All this for your stupid nose ring... 1.4153 0.05153 118 73 41 4
758 But the mineral rights are ours once the mortgage is paid? 1.4153 0.05936 118 79 29 10
759 I think they misunderstood when I said I was sitting on a gold mine. 1.4153 0.06406 118 83 21 14
760 You know there’s a Find My Phone app now, right? 1.4153 0.06057 118 80 27 11
761 So what's the deal with mineral rights around here? 1.4151 0.06410 106 72 24 10
762 They’re looking for the ring you have yet to propose with 1.4151 0.06549 106 73 22 11
763 Those are mental detectors. 1.4150 0.05094 147 96 41 10
764 Next time you lose the remote I suggest you buy a new TV. 1.4146 0.06101 123 85 25 13
765 Yes, marriage can be a minefield. 1.4146 0.05991 123 84 27 12
766 Have you been using cash again? 1.4144 0.06200 111 75 26 10
767 I thought we were the change we were looking for. 1.4144 0.06459 111 77 22 12
768 We can survive without the remote, darling. 1.4138 0.05881 116 77 30 9
769 When I said we’re sitting on a gold mine I didn’t think you’d take me literally. 1.4138 0.06131 116 79 26 11
770 Someone has to find my car keys. 1.4138 0.06007 116 78 28 10
771 They promised they’d find the remote in 30 minutes or less. 1.4138 0.06007 116 78 28 10
772 Still think key hooks are stupid? 1.4138 0.06131 116 79 26 11
773 This is the last “pretend we are at the beach”staycation! 1.4138 0.06252 116 80 24 12
774 We're sitting on a gold mine here. 1.4138 0.06370 116 81 22 13
775 Walking on eggshells was tough, but walking on land mines has brought us closer than ever. 1.4138 0.06487 116 82 20 14
776 Who’s going to tell them that all they have to do is check under the cushions? 1.4135 0.05760 133 91 29 13
777 There must be a simpler way to find your keys. 1.4135 0.05456 133 88 35 10
778 Your roommates get desperate when the rent is due. 1.4135 0.05760 133 91 29 13
779 Guess who else won't find what he's looking for? 1.4135 0.06779 104 73 19 12
780 So you lost your lucky quarter, get over it. 1.4135 0.06639 104 72 21 11
781 You used to be able see the ocean here. 1.4135 0.06352 104 70 25 9
782 So, that little tracker tag I got you to find your keys is more invasive than this? 1.4135 0.06352 104 70 25 9
783 Just admit you were wrong and you and your friends can go play outside 1.4135 0.06352 104 70 25 9
784 Daryl’s hallucinations had become oddly specific, but luckily, non-threatening. 1.4135 0.06915 104 74 17 13
785 I said that I lost an IUD, not an IED. 1.4132 0.06284 121 85 22 14
786 Is this because I made that comment about you having a screw loose? 1.4132 0.05829 121 81 30 10
787 Once they find my ring, we are getting rid of this shag carpet. 1.4132 0.05829 121 81 30 10
788 Shouldn’t you have checked the couch first?” 1.4132 0.05710 121 80 32 9
789 So, that story about my ring being cleaned? 1.4132 0.05710 121 80 32 9
790 Maybe you should ease up on the iron supplements... 1.4128 0.06414 109 75 23 11
791 Well, I told not to brag about your coins online. 1.4128 0.06003 109 72 29 8
792 They’re looking for the silver lining. 1.4128 0.06003 109 72 29 8
793 How much did you tell them your lost earring was worth? 1.4127 0.05776 126 85 30 11
794 Have you seen my keys? 1.4123 0.05546 114 73 35 6
795 Penny for your thoughts? 1.4122 0.05618 131 88 32 11
796 Moving the couch to the beach was a bad idea. 1.4122 0.05512 131 87 34 10
797 Look, I was only teasing when I said our relationship was a mine field 1.4122 0.05923 131 91 26 14
798 I told you. It's not that kind of coin. 1.4118 0.05666 136 93 30 13
799 Maybe the keys are still in the car 1.4118 0.06133 119 82 25 12
800 They didn’t realize we meant bitcoins. 1.4113 0.06168 124 87 23 14
801 They're searching for my sanity. 1.4112 0.06362 107 73 24 10
802 Oh, I just remembered. I put your keys in the kitchen drawer. 1.4112 0.06362 107 73 24 10
803 When you said your new friends were into metal, I didn't quite realize what you meant. 1.4107 0.06156 112 76 26 10
804 Just admit it. You lost your wedding ring. 1.4103 0.06208 117 81 24 12
805 I don’t mine. Do you 1.4100 0.06371 100 67 25 8
806 Just keep your keys on the hook next time." 1.4095 0.06006 105 69 29 7
807 When you told me the party's theme is "gold-digger", this is not what I was picturing in my head... 1.4095 0.06006 105 69 29 7
808 You know I fear change. 1.4095 0.06860 105 75 17 13
809 when you said you where joining a metal band this is not what I expected 1.4095 0.06447 105 72 23 10
810 ...and you call ME a gold digger! 1.4095 0.06304 105 71 25 9
811 Don’t worry, hon. That only happens to old white men. 1.4094 0.05847 127 87 28 12
812 I thought it seemed strange when Jerry said he was inviting us over to play Minesweeper. 1.4094 0.05629 127 85 32 10
813 I told you my friends were into Heavy Metal. 1.4091 0.06098 110 74 27 9
814 If you kept it on your finger, we wouldn't have to do this again. 1.4091 0.05787 132 91 28 13
815 Maybe we should check under the cushions. 1.4087 0.05910 115 77 29 9
816 . "I keep telling you Honey, I think we're sitting on a gold mine here." 1.4087 0.05910 115 77 29 9
817 They can’t even find my stainless steel knee! 1.4083 0.05613 120 79 33 8
818 It’s like Pokémon Go but for boomers 1.4083 0.05976 120 82 27 11
819 The coin shortage has gotten serious 1.4080 0.05913 125 86 27 12
820 It would help if you just put the remote where it belongs 1.4078 0.06535 103 71 22 10
821 So what makes you think I'm under surveillance? 1.4078 0.06535 103 71 22 10
822 I’m worried they’ll find your fear of commitment and not the engagement ring. 1.4078 0.06237 103 69 26 8
823 I wonder when we should tell them I'm wearing steel toed shoes? 1.4078 0.06388 103 70 24 9
824 The good news is they may find uranium under the couch. The bad news is they may find uranium under the couch. 1.4078 0.06388 103 70 24 9
825 They’re mining for CouchCoin 1.4078 0.06821 103 73 18 12
826 Most people would check between the sofa cushions for their car keys first. 1.4077 0.05850 130 90 27 13
827 Wouldn’t it have been easier to just lift up the cushions? 1.4077 0.05951 130 91 25 14
828 I tell you, this is our only chance at finding a downpayment on a condo. 1.4077 0.05850 130 90 27 13
829 Change is good. 1.4074 0.06314 108 74 24 10
830 We should have just gotten that golden retriever 1.4074 0.06314 108 74 24 10
831 So, why aren’t you wearing our engagement ring? 1.4071 0.05354 140 94 35 11
832 Why can't you just admit that you pawned your wedding ring again? 1.4071 0.06112 113 77 26 10
833 Actually, they are vintage Roomba's 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
834 Not sure this is the way you mine cryptocurrency. 1.4065 0.05270 123 79 38 6
835 I am incredibly addicted to Minesweeper right now 1.4065 0.06091 123 86 24 13
836 Your joke about the Maltese Falcon under your floorboards seems to have found an audience. 1.4062 0.05915 128 89 26 13
837 (He finally understood why meeting the family would be awkward) 1.4062 0.05810 128 88 28 12
838 They guarantee they will find your password. 1.4060 0.05550 133 90 32 11
839 You know that’s not how you look for Bitcoin. 1.4059 0.05832 101 65 31 5
840 Honey, remember when I said there were a few things in my past I couldn’t talk about? 1.4059 0.06163 101 67 27 7
841 I told you, dude, no one understands bitcoin. 1.4059 0.06476 101 69 23 9
842 So it turns out we really have been sitting on a gold mine, honey. 1.4059 0.06321 101 68 25 8
843 That better not be a ring they're searching for. 1.4059 0.06775 101 71 19 11
844 Or you could just ask me what turns me on. 1.4059 0.06476 101 69 23 9
845 I’m sure it’ll turn up. 1.4059 0.06163 101 67 27 7
846 I've never understood mining for bitcoins. 1.4057 0.06673 106 75 19 12
847 This is why I asked you not to track sand in the house. 1.4056 0.05274 143 96 36 11
848 If they can't help us find the remote, no one can. 1.4052 0.06120 116 80 25 11
849 Yeah... Im sure you 'lost' your wedding ring. 1.4052 0.05869 116 78 29 9
850 I told them change comes from within, and they took it a little too literally. 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
851 I think they're are unclear on the concept of bit-coins. 1.4050 0.05699 121 81 31 9
852 We must be sitting on a gold mine. 1.4048 0.05541 126 84 33 9
853 When are you going to tell them that you didn't actually lose a 1944-S Lincoln steel penny? 1.4040 0.06722 99 69 20 10
854 Do you think they know that we're on the second floor? 1.4040 0.06722 99 69 20 10
855 They’re looking for my raison d'etre. 1.4040 0.07022 99 71 16 12
856 Did you know that our living room was a Civil War Battle Site before we moved in? 1.4038 0.06190 104 70 26 8
857 I told Dad I dropped some Dogecoin in the carpet. 1.4038 0.06190 104 70 26 8
858 I think I liked it better when they were just all on their phones 1.4037 0.06130 109 74 26 9
859 I told you we'd be sitting on a goldmine. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
860 I wish I had a knee replacement. Just for kicks. 1.4032 0.06051 124 87 24 13
861 Does the tv remote even contain metal? 1.4020 0.06424 102 70 23 9
862 They work for the tooth fairy. 1.4020 0.06115 102 68 27 7
863 It’s called passive income 1.4020 0.06720 102 72 19 11
864 Don't tell me you've lost your bearings... 1.4019 0.06621 107 76 19 12
865 Who would have thought that eminent domain included a search for the truth? 1.4017 0.05829 117 79 29 9
866 Is your dad still trying to mine bitcoin? 1.4017 0.05829 117 79 29 9
867 They're drawn to me because I take all these iron supplements. 1.4017 0.05014 117 73 41 3
868 When you find the irony, what will you do with it? 1.4016 0.05943 127 89 25 13
869 You offered a reward to find the remote? 1.4000 0.06151 115 80 24 11
870 I'm just going to say it. I don't like your friends. 1.4000 0.06354 110 77 22 11
871 Should we tell them Bitcoins aren’t metallic? 1.4000 0.05846 120 82 28 10
872 ...what's odd is, they're all right-handed. 1.4000 0.06513 100 69 22 9
873 Well! You did say you wanted to be close to the beach. 1.4000 0.05898 115 78 28 9
874 Your mother keeps asking why I don't wear it anymore. 1.4000 0.06151 115 80 24 11
875 So your mother hires these guys to “help find your phone” if you don’t call every Sunday? 1.4000 0.06026 115 79 26 10
876 I guess it's been a while since we vacuumed. 1.4000 0.07248 80 55 18 7
877 Well… it’s cheaper than a roomba. 1.4000 0.06394 115 82 20 13
878 Would it kill you to just leave your keys on the hutch? 1.4000 0.06354 110 77 22 11
879 Look, I have to find it, it's my favourite needle ! 1.4000 0.06356 100 68 24 8
880 ...and these are the same friends who roped you into bitcoin mining... 1.3985 0.05540 133 91 31 11
881 I wasn't just talking about emotional landmines. 1.3982 0.06099 113 78 25 10
882 It might be time to tell them the gold mine you're sitting on is actually an idea. 1.3982 0.06099 113 78 25 10
883 I lost my virginity somewhere around here. 1.3981 0.06700 108 78 17 13
884 They're still looking for Jimmy Hoffa? 1.3981 0.06020 108 73 27 8
885 Most people bring home seashells! 1.3981 0.06068 103 69 27 7
886 You sure we only took half a gram 1.3980 0.07067 98 71 15 12
887 I hear you’re into heavy metal. 1.3980 0.06606 98 68 21 9
888 No, this is usually how the HOA ‘welcomes’ new black residents. Try not to startle them. Remember, they’re more afraid of you than you are of them. 1.3980 0.06763 98 69 19 10
889 It beats a day job. 1.3977 0.06573 88 59 23 6
890 i told them we bought a money pit… 1.3969 0.05701 131 91 28 12
891 This is not what I imagined when you said our staycation would be just like going to the beach. 1.3967 0.05564 121 81 32 8
892 I have a feeling our property taxes are going up. 1.3967 0.05687 121 82 30 9
893 I told them you must have lost the engagement ring. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
894 When I said we're sitting on gold, I meant figuratively. 1.3962 0.05947 106 71 28 7
895 Tell me the truth... you hocked my engagement ring, didn't you. 1.3962 0.06523 106 75 20 11
896 Really? This is your idea of shopping for an engagement ring from home! 1.3960 0.06760 101 72 18 11
897 What is it we're missing? 1.3960 0.07047 101 74 14 13
898 Can't wait till they're allowed back outside to search for spare change on the beach. 1.3960 0.06760 101 72 18 11
899 OK, admit it. You sold the ring. 1.3960 0.06306 101 69 24 8
900 It's a clause in the full disclosure agreement the buyer made us sign." 1.3960 0.07047 101 74 14 13
901 Maybe WE'RE the ones in the wrong place. 1.3958 0.06366 96 65 24 7
902 So, you don’t have any fillings. 1.3958 0.06536 96 66 22 8
903 They get a five out of five on Yelp for finding lost car keys. 1.3958 0.06702 96 67 20 9
904 My dad built the house on this big ‘X’ — Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it! 1.3958 0.06191 96 64 26 6
905 The advert said unwanted golden retrievers. 1.3958 0.06702 96 67 20 9
906 I'm detecting some weird vibes. 1.3958 0.06366 96 65 24 7
907 They’re searching for what happened to our sex life. 1.3958 0.07021 96 69 16 11
908 Are you sure this is the fastest way to find your keys? 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
909 I guess getting a beach house was not such a great idea after all. 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
910 The rent IS cheap. But ‘ archaeological site ‘ should have warned you Thor. 1.3950 0.06111 119 84 23 12
911 Well, you're the one who wanted beach front property. 1.3950 0.05751 119 81 29 9
912 Oh, did I forget to mention my roommate has a weekly metal detector group? 1.3950 0.05625 119 80 31 8
913 We are going to find your wedding ring, and you are going to wear it 1.3950 0.05625 119 80 31 8
914 It’s time to tell your dad and his friends what you really meant when you said you lost a fortune in Bitcoin. 1.3947 0.06055 114 79 25 10
915 Do I detect a hint of sarcasm? 1.3947 0.06182 114 80 23 11
916 You still think I'm a gold-digger? 1.3945 0.05832 109 73 29 7
917 Is it too late to ask if you’ve checked under the cushions? 1.3945 0.06388 109 77 21 11
918 Yes, this is your fault. You're the one who tweeted we were 'sitting on a goldmine.' What did you think was going to happen? 1.3942 0.06021 104 70 27 7
919 I said I needed help finding my inner mettle. 1.3942 0.06174 104 71 25 8
920 I promise I won't invite myself to boys' night again. 1.3942 0.05864 104 69 29 6
921 Just admit you don"t want to wear your ring! 1.3942 0.05217 137 92 36 9
922 Get it? They are looking for your sense of irony too. 1.3939 0.06858 99 71 17 11
923 The “Find My” app is down for maintenance, so they sent these guys. 1.3937 0.05495 127 86 32 9
924 Why can't you just go look for your keys like everybody else?. 1.3936 0.06456 94 64 23 7
925 Everyone's got a device these days. 1.3936 0.06276 94 63 25 6
926 If you have property in downtown Manhattan, you could be sitting on a goldmine. Call us free today to book a valuation with our teams of experts. 1.3936 0.06276 94 63 25 6
927 I still don't see how this is easier than resetting the password. 1.3936 0.07130 94 68 15 11
928 once they find the car keys we can go 1.3934 0.05998 122 86 24 12
929 If only we could remember what it was we lost… 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
930 ‘Had I known they were coming over, I would’ve given them vacuums’ 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
931 You were right! It takes a village to find a lost earring. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
932 The remote has to be somewhere. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
933 Early mornings on the beach were much nicer after Jessica and Michael upgraded their beach chairs. 1.3925 0.06335 107 75 22 10
934 Is this what you meant when you asked if I dig metal? 1.3923 0.05514 130 89 31 10
935 You get the feeling we're sitting on something valuable? 1.3922 0.06098 102 69 26 7
936 These are the guys I told you I met in Prospect Park. 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
937 I didn't think your friends were that kind of metal fan 1.3920 0.05668 125 86 29 10
938 Remind me again, why did we bring our couch to the beach? 1.3918 0.06481 97 67 22 8
939 Maybe your keys are just under the cushion. 1.3918 0.06481 97 67 22 8
940 Do you notice that no one is wearing masks? 1.3918 0.06645 97 68 20 9
941 You’re sure you’re not sitting on it? 1.3918 0.06481 97 67 22 8
942 Wait, what do *you* do when you lose your keys? 1.3918 0.06645 97 68 20 9
943 Curling for beginners, dear. 1.3918 0.05963 97 64 28 5
944 Internet is down, guess we’ll have to search this way for a bit. 1.3918 0.06960 97 70 16 11
945 'Today's just a dry run. They put the batteries in tomorrow.' 1.3918 0.06313 97 66 24 7
946 If you don’t know where your wedding ring is, at least you know you’ll be sleeping here for the next month. 1.3913 0.06365 92 62 24 6
947 It’s been like this since Ralph found a quarter in the sofa last week. 1.3913 0.06012 115 80 25 10
948 It's raining, so I told them they could practice inside. 1.3913 0.05619 115 77 31 7
949 I guess moving the sofa to the beach wasn't such a great idea. 1.3913 0.06905 92 65 18 9
950 Wouldn't it be easier to get a spare key for this place? 1.3913 0.06729 92 64 20 8
951 I'm pretty sure we'll find my lost engagement ring. 1.3913 0.06550 92 63 22 7
952 Sure, there are some inconveniences, but the historical designation gets you this cool plaque for the front of the house. 1.3913 0.06729 92 64 20 8
953 Some Republican congressman hired them to search for a voting machine they say our landlord hid. They're paying me for my silence so why not? 1.3913 0.06500 115 84 17 14
954 Tension. Detected. 1.3913 0.07076 92 66 16 10
955 Can't you just buy another I.U.D.? 1.3909 0.05644 110 73 31 6
956 That's the last time I let you be in charge of the remote. 1.3909 0.06071 110 76 25 9
957 And still, no one's checking under the cushions?" 1.3905 0.06274 105 73 23 9
958 You are a worry wart, but isn't it excessive to sweep the living room for land mines? 1.3905 0.06560 105 75 19 11
959 Why do I have the feeling you lost your wedding ring again? 1.3902 0.05492 123 83 32 8
960 Is this a hint about a ring? 1.3901 0.05305 141 97 33 11
961 Next time read the fine print before you accept cookies. 1.3900 0.06340 100 69 23 8
962 I don't think this is how you find lost bitcoins. 1.3900 0.06651 100 71 19 10
963 Honey, it's just a dime. 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
964 They're looking for a show we'll both watch. 1.3895 0.06574 95 66 21 8
965 Do you ever get that feeling there's something going on that we know nothing about...? 1.3895 0.06742 95 67 19 9
966 You should really read the Terms before you allow data mining. 1.3895 0.07066 95 69 15 11
967 I brought them in to find your keys. 1.3894 0.05683 113 76 30 7
968 You knew I was a clean freak before you married me. 1.3894 0.05954 113 78 26 9
969 You searched “find some change in our lives” and went for the first hit. Just admit it! 1.3889 0.06815 108 80 14 14
970 They’re my last ditch effort to locate my ear buds.” 1.3889 0.05709 108 72 30 6
971 Is it too soon to tell them those are only vacuums? 1.3884 0.06251 121 88 19 14
972 It's me...all my relationships are mine fields" 1.3884 0.05551 121 82 31 8
973 You really have to stop misplacing the remote. 1.3883 0.05891 103 69 28 6
974 Well, our realtor did say this home was a hidden treasure and quite a find. 1.3883 0.06051 103 70 26 7
975 They're looking for the jewelry you didn't buy me. 1.3883 0.06506 103 73 20 10
976 I think we’re at the wrong party. 1.3883 0.06051 103 70 26 7
977 Well we are all searching for something dear. 1.3883 0.06650 103 74 18 11
978 Relax, they’ll find your keys. 1.3879 0.06216 116 83 21 12
979 You win. Conspiracy theorists are mind-numbingly gullible. Now get them out of our house. 1.3878 0.06901 98 71 16 11
980 Guess we're in a minefield-- 1.3878 0.06261 98 67 24 7
981 I vacuum up a bobby pin ONE TIME… 1.3878 0.05916 98 65 28 5
982 I get you lost your phone, but you know there’s an app for that? 1.3878 0.06746 98 70 18 10
983 If you lost the ring just say that 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
984 You push a button and voila! Now you can see the mysterious men who control the Roombas 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
985 Asking your dad to help find your keys was NOT your brightest idea. 1.3871 0.05928 93 61 28 4
986 I know the car keys are somewhere around here. 1.3871 0.06670 93 65 20 8
987 Don’t worry, I’m sure the third remote will turn up soon. 1.3868 0.05777 106 71 29 6
988 Nick, when they said love is a minefield... 1.3868 0.06226 106 74 23 9
989 OK,you dropped it. But even if you do find the ring, I'm no longer in the mood. 1.3868 0.05777 106 71 29 6
990 What did you say you store in the basement? 1.3868 0.06226 106 74 23 9
991 If this doesn't work out, lets try fracking the basement 1.3868 0.06226 106 74 23 9
992 This is what happens when you ask your husband to look for something 1.3866 0.05860 119 83 26 10
993 If you’d sewed up that hole in your pocket like I said… 1.3861 0.05965 101 68 27 6
994 You’re not into metal? 1.3861 0.06129 101 69 25 7
995 I DO believe you brought a ring. 1.3861 0.06129 101 69 25 7
996 This isn’t what I meant when I said we need some change 1.3861 0.06744 101 73 17 11
997 I can’t believe they don’t have an app for that now. 1.3860 0.05503 114 76 32 6
998 It’s easy; you just open the Retired Guys App, post your job, and a bunch of bored white men turn up and find your missing earring. 1.3860 0.06169 114 81 22 11
999 How many Dads does it take to find the TV remote? 1.3858 0.05706 127 89 27 11
1000 Like I told you - most men I know are looking for something deeper 1.3854 0.06517 96 67 21 8
1001 Maybe we should have negotiated harder for the mineral rights. 1.3854 0.06684 96 68 19 9
1002 There has to be an easier way to find the TV remote!” 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1003 They’ve dug up the whole neighborhood so now they aren’t allowed outside anymore. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
1004 I'm surprised they haven't thought of checking the couch. 1.3853 0.05668 109 73 30 6
1005 Do you also listen to metal? 1.3852 0.05755 122 85 27 10
1006 So ... should we tell Dad we found the keys? 1.3852 0.05636 122 84 29 9
1007 Didn’t we order five COVID detectors? 1.3846 0.06006 91 60 27 4
1008 Relax. It's just snowbirds prepping for Florida. 1.3846 0.06587 91 63 21 7
1009 Let me this explain again: Libido is not a metallic object. 1.3846 0.07291 91 67 13 11
1010 I didn’t know the coin shortage was this bad. 1.3846 0.06597 104 75 18 11
1011 Please keep better track of your keys. 1.3846 0.06006 91 60 27 4
1012 Next time, try to remember where you left your car keys 1.3846 0.06004 104 71 26 7
1013 Aren't we supposed to tell them when they're getting warmer? 1.3846 0.07122 91 66 15 10
1014 After seven years of dating, I figured I’d help since you must have dropped that ring somewhere 1.3846 0.06004 104 71 26 7
1015 It's in your hand, doofus 1.3846 0.06587 91 63 21 7
1016 The only reason you’re not just using find my iPhone is because I suggested it, Todd 1.3846 0.06454 104 74 20 10
1017 Can’t believe you convinced me to go with shag! 1.3846 0.06004 104 71 26 7
1018 Should we just remove the couch cushions? 1.3839 0.05707 112 76 29 7
1019 I TOLD you that social events with my family are a political minefield. 1.3838 0.06533 99 70 20 9
1020 Another reason to give up the beach house? 1.3838 0.06374 99 69 22 8
1021 It's your fault for giving away the mineral rights when we bought his place. 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
1022 They really need to stop telling people the vaccines gave us microchips. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
1023 They're really taking this change shortage seriously, aren't they? 1.3824 0.05919 102 69 27 6
1024 You’d think someone might check under the cushions. 1.3824 0.06238 102 71 23 8
1025 Have they looked under the cushions? 1.3824 0.06392 102 72 21 9
1026 These guys are the best. They can find a needle in a haystack. 1.3824 0.06238 102 71 23 8
1027 They're detecting a bit of an attitude. 1.3820 0.06686 89 62 20 7
1028 I told you this rug pattern hides everything 1.3820 0.06874 89 63 18 8
1029 I don’t think you and your friends understand that this is not how Bitcoin works. 1.3818 0.06192 110 78 22 10
1030 These are “bs detectors.” I call them for my first dates. 1.3818 0.05916 110 76 26 8
1031 Fine, I only skimmed the updated privacy policy. 1.3814 0.06462 97 68 21 8
1032 They're here to help me avoid relationship land mines. 1.3814 0.05943 97 65 27 5
1033 Are you sure you think you dropped my engagement ring here? 1.3814 0.05943 97 65 27 5
1034 I think what you need is a mental detector! 1.3814 0.07096 97 72 13 12
1035 Do you have something to tell me? 1.3814 0.06294 97 67 23 7
1036 Remember, the divorce settlement says I get half of ALL assets. 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1037 Stick Shift Roombas? 1.3805 0.05939 113 79 25 9
1038 It's my mother. She wants to know how many morons it takes to find a lost wedding ring... 1.3805 0.06325 113 82 19 12
1039 Next time you have a hole in your pocket we'll keep it our secret 1.3805 0.05525 113 76 31 6
1040 My Dad assumes you lost the engagement ring. 1.3804 0.06709 92 65 19 8
1041 I told you this place is a money pit. 1.3804 0.07056 92 67 15 10
1042 I know you're stuck working from home right now, but I'm sick of you teaching these Roomba obedience classes in the living room. 1.3804 0.06529 92 64 21 7
1043 Martin, this is not what I meant when I said you lost your charm. 1.3804 0.07224 92 68 13 11
1044 Americans looking for their democracy 1.3804 0.06885 92 66 17 9
1045 We could have just used the spare keys. 1.3800 0.05646 100 66 30 4
1046 Have you seen the clicker? 1.3800 0.05822 100 67 28 5
1047 Do you think they’ll find your keys? 1.3796 0.05988 108 75 25 8
1048 Next time leave your friends at the beach! 1.3793 0.06589 87 60 21 6
1049 How much lead paint did you eat as a child? 1.3793 0.06383 87 59 23 5
1050 I don't know why you insisted we bring our couch to the beach. 1.3793 0.06789 87 61 19 7
1051 This coin shortage is getting serious. 1.3789 0.06020 95 64 26 5
1052 Ya think they know something we don't? 1.3789 0.07359 95 72 10 13
1053 '"My ex's present on the fifth day of Christmas" 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
1054 I couldn’t find the remote. 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
1055 Perhaps we made the reward for finding my ring a little too high. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
1056 What? I thought they were your friends! 1.3784 0.05438 111 74 32 5
1057 Remember if I find the ring were getting married 1.3778 0.06625 90 63 20 7
1058 I'm not even sure they can detect contact lenses. 1.3778 0.06811 90 64 18 8
1059 Hey, when was the last time we checked under the cushions? 1.3776 0.06728 98 71 17 10
1060 When are you going to tell them that bitcoins can't be found that way? 1.3776 0.06408 98 69 21 8
1061 NOW what did you lose? 1.3776 0.06408 98 69 21 8
1062 I thought you said you're using your credit card for everything. No more loose change, you said. 1.3776 0.05895 98 66 27 5
1063 I know, it seems excessive, but that was my last hair pin. 1.3776 0.06071 98 67 25 6
1064 Honey, I don’t think they’ll find the change we’re looking for. 1.3774 0.05912 106 73 26 7
1065 It's nice that your dad has friends. But he knows they're not allowed to play in the house. 1.3772 0.05626 114 78 29 7
1066 You are sitting on it aren’t you? 1.3770 0.05500 122 84 30 8
1067 So your keys must be important? 1.3770 0.05248 122 82 34 6
1068 For the last time. No, I don’t know where you left your earbuds. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
1069 You're the only person I know who still carries change. 1.3763 0.06288 93 64 23 6
1070 Don't move. The coins are buried under the couch seats. 1.3763 0.06823 93 67 17 9
1071 Not what I had in mind for beachfront property 1.3763 0.05904 93 62 27 4
1072 Shhh...,all the coins are IN the couch. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1073 I told them I dropped bit coins in the carpet. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1074 Okay Clayton, since you asked, how DO you find your phone when it's on silent? 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1075 Maybe you could just get a new remote? 1.3762 0.05946 101 69 26 6
1076 I'm telling you: There are no words that can make this funny. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1077 Sorry,my reputation as a serious gold digger seems to preside me! 1.3762 0.06270 101 71 22 8
1078 You realise how embarrassing it will be if they’re just under the cushion? 1.3762 0.05777 101 68 28 5
1079 I think they believe metal is the newest covid cure 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1080 Unintended consequences of rising sea-levels. 1.3762 0.06426 101 72 20 9
1081 They heard about the $3.17 you found in the couch cushions. 1.3761 0.06084 109 77 23 9
1082 Well, we know they won't find an engagement ring around here. 1.3761 0.06157 117 85 20 12
1083 Didn't read the fine print in the Find Your Keys app, eh? 1.3760 0.05866 125 90 23 12
1084 I must say, I’m not looking forward to our prenup. 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
1085 Seriously Nigel, only you would carry actual Bitcoins in your pocket. 1.3750 0.06497 96 68 20 8
1086 How long until you get the rod in your leg taken out? 1.3750 0.06917 88 63 17 8
1087 All retired. This is the new woodworking. 1.3750 0.06325 88 60 23 5
1088 It's not as bad as when they went through all my books and papers looking for bamboo. 1.3750 0.06917 88 63 17 8
1089 Honey, if you close your eyes, you can almost hear the ocean! 1.3750 0.06151 96 66 24 6
1090 We used to look between the cushions! 1.3750 0.05690 112 77 28 7
1091 Was it a quarter or a dime that you lost? 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
1092 You think they're waiting for us to get up? 1.3750 0.06497 96 68 20 8
1093 I think we're sitting on something priceless 1.3750 0.07103 88 64 15 9
1094 I told you my dad and his friends were huge metal fans! 1.3750 0.05966 112 79 24 9
1095 We’re bound to find the remote now 1.3750 0.06042 120 87 21 12
1096 I noticed you weren’t wearing your wedding ring. 1.3750 0.06151 96 66 24 6
1097 Do you think they detected us? 1.3750 0.06326 96 67 22 7
1098 I believe the downstairs neighbor has been stealing from his job at the steel plant 1.3750 0.06917 88 63 17 8
1099 A beach house sounded a lot better in theory" 1.3750 0.05970 96 65 26 5
1100 I've heard there's a shortage of pennies. 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
1101 Admit it, the keys aren't here. 1.3739 0.05307 115 77 33 5
1102 The first rule of metal detecting is, you don’t talk about metal detecting. 1.3738 0.06016 107 75 24 8
1103 If I ever lose my ring again, maybe advertise a smaller reward. 1.3738 0.06161 107 76 22 9
1104 They showed up after I reported a missing Bitcoin. 1.3738 0.06302 107 77 20 10
1105 Mom said there's a lot of land mines in relationships. 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
1106 Hey remeber you said my girlfriend is a gold digger...it turns out she has an entire squad for the job. 1.3737 0.06190 99 69 23 7
1107 Your dad's friends seem nice. 1.3737 0.06190 99 69 23 7
1108 Don’t they realize all the coins are in between the cushions? 1.3737 0.06514 99 71 19 9
1109 No I didn’t lose my wedding ring. Why do you ask? 1.3736 0.06376 91 63 22 6
1110 Looking for love in all the wrong places. 1.3736 0.06376 91 63 22 6
1111 Still looking for your keys, I see. 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
1112 There was a time last year when I found these pandemic hobbyists to be inspirational. 1.3736 0.06376 91 63 22 6
1113 they had to relocate from the beach because of rising sea levels 1.3729 0.05871 118 84 24 10
1114 Gold shag will do that . 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
1115 Your gold digger boyfriends are at least using technology. 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
1116 Yes, romance is a minefield. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1117 they are looking for that grandma engagement ring you promised me during the pandemic…if we survived 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1118 We’re all so in need of change 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1119 They've lost their minds. 1.3723 0.06762 94 68 17 9
1120 Watch what happens when we stand up. 1.3723 0.06414 94 66 21 7
1121 They'll be gone soon. Then we can look under the cushions. 1.3723 0.06414 94 66 21 7
1122 It’s my retirement plan 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
1123 Wow, there really is a coin shortage 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
1124 Everything I say is valuable. 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
1125 I ask them to come through at low tide, so as not to disturb the couch surfers. 1.3721 0.07027 86 62 16 8
1126 So you're into heavy metal? 1.3721 0.06416 86 59 22 5
1127 They’re mining little bit coin. 1.3721 0.07027 86 62 16 8
1128 If they find a ring, we are getting married. 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
1129 I hired them to find where the love was lost. 1.3721 0.07027 86 62 16 8
1130 Well . . . life's a beach. 1.3721 0.06829 86 61 18 7
1131 You lost your mojo? 1.3721 0.07027 86 62 16 8
1132 "Are you sure this is how to mine bitcoin?" 1.3714 0.06385 105 76 19 10
1133 Come on, throw them a dime. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
1134 I gotta hand it to you, Greg. Advertising your Clit Finder 3000 on that ‘Middle Aged & Divorced’ subreddit was just a fantastic idea 1.3714 0.06665 105 78 15 12
1135 I can't believe you lost the remote again 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
1136 This staycation is feeling more like a beach trip all the time! 1.3714 0.05939 105 73 25 7
1137 Did you sell the mineral rights too? 1.3711 0.06442 97 69 20 8
1138 After they find your car keys, think they can look for your self worth and motivation? 1.3711 0.06099 97 67 24 6
1139 Dad and his friends didn’t save for their retirement. 1.3711 0.06767 97 71 16 10
1140 Seriously? This is how you find the remote? How lazy are you? 1.3708 0.06468 89 62 21 6
1141 When I asked you to show me your mettle, this is not what I had in mind 1.3708 0.06468 89 62 21 6
1142 This is not what I expected when I bought the upgraded Find My iPhone service 1.3708 0.06662 89 63 19 7
1143 So does your dad even know what a bitcoin is? 1.3704 0.06390 108 79 18 11
1144 I wish we hadn't bought a beach house. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1145 You lost your wedding ring again, didn’t you? 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1146 It's a male thing 1.3700 0.05624 100 67 29 4
1147 Why don’t you just tell them where you put it? 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1148 Is this really your idea of a beach vacation? 1.3697 0.05581 119 83 28 8
1149 And we thought the Roomba was a slight inconvenience. 1.3697 0.05830 119 85 24 10
1150 Maybe we shouldn’t have moved to Florida. 1.3696 0.06506 92 65 20 7
1151 Your profile said you were into Heavy Metal. 1.3696 0.07035 92 68 14 10
1152 They're detecting notes of irony." 1.3696 0.06687 92 66 18 8
1153 When you lose crypto currency it’s gone. This won’t help. 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
1154 Looking for something? 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
1155 Oh! I just remembered. I left my keys at Starbucks. 1.3694 0.05419 111 75 31 5
1156 You have to accept it Dan any magnetic attraction between us has gone 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
1157 I don't think those can locate your lost scruples. 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
1158 Ok, you proved your point. White people *will* pay stupid money for anything. 1.3690 0.07533 84 63 11 10
1159 I told you this apartment is too close to the beach! 1.3690 0.06287 84 57 23 4
1160 I'm detecting some tension in our relationship. 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
1161 Plutonium? What plutonium? 1.3690 0.07142 84 61 15 8
1162 No, no, I said you have to prove your METTLE. 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
1163 No, I don't think so. Vacuum cleaners have bags. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
1164 No worries since we get a 50-50 split. 1.3684 0.05996 95 65 25 5
1165 Do you have a problem with my dad’s “mettle” detectors? 1.3684 0.05806 95 64 27 4
1166 I'm telling you - the remote is under the couch! 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
1167 There's some underground metal band playing. 1.3679 0.05580 106 72 29 5
1168 You told them it was a Bitcoin? 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
1169 Really. Bitcoin Mining !? 1.3679 0.06043 106 75 23 8
1170 I'm not shedding magnetized vaccine particles. You? 1.3679 0.05893 106 74 25 7
1171 OK--We've created jobs and cleaned the environment. Now what? 1.3679 0.05074 106 69 35 2
1172 Gold Diggers 1.3678 0.06143 87 59 24 4
1173 No metal here... only k-pop 1.3678 0.06563 87 61 20 6
1174 You think they're ready for the beach? 1.3675 0.05771 117 83 25 9
1175 With my magnetic personality they don't stand a chance. 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1176 Don’t move. They can also detect fear. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1177 Lost the TV remote again I see. 1.3673 0.06708 98 72 16 10
1178 There are simpler ways to look for an engagement ring 1.3673 0.05690 98 66 28 4
1179 Where has our love gone? 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1180 Should I tell them their looking for love in all the wrong places? 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1181 So I hear you’re into metal 1.3673 0.05690 98 66 28 4
1182 I told you it was a bad idea to put the new couch on the beach. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
1183 They're part of a new data mining app I just downloaded. 1.3670 0.05320 109 73 32 4
1184 You’re the one you said you wanted to live at the beach, Kimberly. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
1185 Word got out. I lost a bitcoin. 1.3667 0.05575 90 59 29 2
1186 The ad I called in was, “Treasured Location! Prospects Welcome.” 1.3667 0.07146 90 67 13 10
1187 I trust you, I swear” 1.3667 0.05795 90 60 27 3
1188 This is a weird flash mob... 1.3667 0.06007 90 61 25 4
1189 No, this is not a good substitute for a beach vacation. 1.3663 0.06406 101 73 19 9
1190 I'm just glad we have so many friends who are willing to help you find that little screw you lost from your glasses. 1.3663 0.06406 101 73 19 9
1191 You can't beat Dropped a Pin, Inc. for fast and efficient service. 1.3663 0.06559 101 74 17 10
1192 I’ve already tried looking between the cushions for the Apple remote. 1.3663 0.05755 101 69 27 5
1193 But WHY did you tell them that you lost some cryptocurrency in the apartment? 1.3663 0.06406 101 73 19 9
1194 Is this your first time at a metal concert? 1.3661 0.06082 112 81 21 10
1195 Remind me. Just how much are we charging them? 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
1196 Don't you think it would be easier if I just called your phone and we listened for a buzz? 1.3659 0.06379 82 56 22 4
1197 They're just walking their Roomba's. 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
1198 The people downstairs are complaining about having to retriever their pots and pans from their ceiling. 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
1199 I detect meddling. 1.3656 0.05879 93 63 26 4
1200 Personal pronouns – I tell you it’s a minefield! 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
1201 So you posted a reward for finding your wedding ring? 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
1202 You were always full of conversational landmines, now I have proof 1.3654 0.05806 104 72 26 6
1203 They’re going to find it. You’re going to wear it. 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
1204 This is what I’m talking about when I say your friends are nerds! 1.3647 0.06663 85 60 19 6
1205 Are we missing a remote? 1.3647 0.06663 85 60 19 6
1206 so far we know that it's not in the haystack 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1207 5 metal detectors, 2 phones, Where's the ring? 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
1208 All I said was that I have a hard time with change. 1.3646 0.06642 96 70 17 9
1209 Just buy another contact lens. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1210 If they can't find it, are we still engaged 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1211 They're trying to find a little humanity anywhere 1.3646 0.06642 96 70 17 9
1212 I believe in getting the emotional land mines out of the way early in a relationship. 1.3645 0.06284 107 78 19 10
1213 But the Realtor insisted it was a literal gold mine. 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
1214 Are you still sticking to your 'I lost my ring' story? 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1215 We should probably tell them we’re not literally sitting on a gold mine. 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
1216 Well you said this relationship was full of land mines. 1.3636 0.05122 110 73 34 3
1217 How long before they realize it's under the cushions? 1.3636 0.06700 88 63 18 7
1218 five white guys, and of course you see nothing wrong with this picture. 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
1219 They just can’t grasp the idea of bitcoins. 1.3636 0.05998 99 69 24 6
1220 Meddle Detectors: they’re here to find disinformation 1.3636 0.06157 110 80 20 10
1221 And you said I was a gold digger 1.3636 0.07079 88 65 14 9
1222 Darling, I'm not a gold digger. Did I give you that impression? 1.3627 0.05536 102 69 29 4
1223 We would have found the ring by now if you ACTUALLY had one and were gonna propose. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
1224 Did it occur to you that "Couch on historic beach favored by treasure hunters" was exactly that - and nothing else? 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
1225 The IRS clearly doesn’t know what to do about crypto. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
1226 Do you think you could have lost your keys anywhere else? 1.3626 0.06540 91 65 19 7
1227 They’re finding my silver lining. 1.3626 0.07078 91 68 13 10
1228 Luckily the gold diggers are easy to spot 1.3626 0.06156 91 63 23 5
1229 You won't believe how excited they get when they do the couch. 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
1230 Totally pre-crypto. 1.3625 0.06225 80 54 23 3
1231 Why don’t they just look under the cushions? 1.3625 0.06474 80 55 21 4
1232 You were right . It was in my other pocketbook. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
1233 Let's go out for dinner. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
1234 You can go out with your friends when they find your wedding ring." 1.3625 0.07387 80 59 13 8
1235 For God's sake Tony, just tell them you're Iron Man. 1.3625 0.07387 80 59 13 8
1236 Annoying, yes, but they're staying until they find my lost earring. 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
1237 You could've just bought me a new ring 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
1238 Who did you sublet to? 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
1239 See, even they can’t find this ‘change’ you said you’d make. 1.3625 0.06474 80 55 21 4
1240 I knew this would be a minefield--but really? 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1241 It must be high tide. 1.3617 0.06739 94 69 16 9
1242 What do you expect when you bring your couch to the beach? 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
1243 When I said that some booty on the first date might be possible... 1.3617 0.06567 94 68 18 8
1244 Pretty sure the car keys are somewhere around here. 1.3617 0.06022 94 65 24 5
1245 Hey, any emotional landmines I should know about? 1.3617 0.06739 94 69 16 9
1246 Still haven't found your keys, huh? 1.3617 0.06739 94 69 16 9
1247 Metal detecting? No, my brothers' hobby is interfering with my dating life. 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
1248 Your keys are on your nightstand. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
1249 My dad and his friends are retired. Drop a penny, and watch the excitement. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
1250 Our relationship is a mine field. 1.3614 0.05833 83 55 26 2
1251 Tell them they're getting warmer. 1.3614 0.07187 83 61 14 8
1252 If you took your ring off, just tell me why, forget all the drama. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
1253 You think they would just look under the cushions first! 1.3614 0.06766 83 59 18 6
1254 You really did lose that loving feeling. 1.3614 0.06766 83 59 18 6
1255 Who are you? 1.3614 0.06766 83 59 18 6
1256 I said I was looking for A change. 1.3611 0.05652 108 75 27 6
1257 If they don't find the ring, I'm out of here. 1.3611 0.05337 108 73 31 4
1258 And yet you still can't detect sarcasm. 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
1259 I said I was sorry I lost the ring. 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
1260 I still don’t believe you lost my engagement ring. 1.3608 0.06075 97 68 23 6
1261 You were there one that said move the sofa to the beach to watch the sunrise and no one else would be there. 1.3608 0.06584 97 71 17 9
1262 Do I detect a note of irony? 1.3608 0.05896 97 67 25 5
1263 They’re looking for the right caption for this cartoon. - 1.3608 0.06903 97 73 13 11
1264 Told you a couch from a dumpster was a bad idea! 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
1265 I'm sorry, it's not you, it's the beachcombers. 1.3605 0.05944 86 58 25 3
1266 They’re looking for the Bitcoin mine. You wanna tell them or shall I ? 1.3605 0.06802 86 62 17 7
1267 I wish you wouldn't keep losing your keys. 1.3605 0.06802 86 62 17 7
1268 They say the real treasure is the friends we meet along the way 1.3605 0.07193 86 64 13 9
1269 5 detectorists detecting… the 12 Days of Labor Day aren’t nearly as fun 1.3605 0.07001 86 63 15 8
1270 The beach is on fire today, so I'm letting them look for stuff here. 1.3604 0.05548 111 77 28 6
1271 They can find the magic, it said so on the website. 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
1272 Stud finding is more of an art than a science. 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
1273 I'm telling you Jacob, these guys will find your car keys any minute now... 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
1274 Sorry. They were really small pins... 1.3596 0.06032 89 61 24 4
1275 Not what I meant when I said I was tired of looking for your keys. 1.3596 0.06441 89 63 20 6
1276 I feel like we should tell them we don’t carry cash. 1.3592 0.05664 103 71 27 5
1277 I hired them to find your heart of gold and abs of steel I heard so much about. 1.3592 0.06450 103 76 17 10
1278 It's Roomba's latest model. 1.3590 0.07293 78 57 14 7
1279 I don't know either, but the one in the plaid shirt is my dad. 1.3590 0.06573 78 54 20 4
1280 Let them stay. So far, they've found $2.98 and the key I lost to my bicycle lock. 1.3590 0.07518 78 58 12 8
1281 I lost my retainer. 1.3590 0.06315 78 53 22 3
1282 When I said I missed the beach, this was not what I had in mind. 1.3587 0.07345 92 71 9 12
1283 I heard there is a shortage of tin foil hats. 1.3587 0.07180 92 70 11 11
1284 Your dad’s friends really don’t get how mining for bit coin works 1.3585 0.06314 106 78 18 10
1285 Guess women have better things to do. 1.3580 0.07517 81 61 11 9
1286 The copper-threaded carpet was your idea. 1.3580 0.06409 81 56 21 4
1287 I lost my bitcoin. 1.3580 0.07095 81 59 15 7
1288 Couldn’t you just buy an engagement ring? 1.3580 0.06409 81 56 21 4
1289 So, anything you want to tell me? 1.3580 0.07095 81 59 15 7
1290 I think if your keys turned up we would have heard something by now. 1.3580 0.07095 81 59 15 7
1291 Have you thought about finding friends that you could talk to? 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1292 Remember when we first met, and you said I was a gold digger? 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1293 This is one strange first date 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1294 This isn't the day at the beach I was hoping for. 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
1295 Dude, let’s start a metal band called “The Metal Detectors”. 1.3578 0.06047 109 79 21 9
1296 You didn't mention that the coin you lost was a 1943 copper penny. 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
1297 We're not in a GEICO ad, are we? 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
1298 I told them whoever finds my earring gets $20. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1299 They really should be looking between the cushions 1.3571 0.06481 84 59 20 5
1300 This is the first time that my brothers have searched for Bitcoin. 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
1301 I hope the Geek Squad will be able to find my cellphone 1.3571 0.05508 112 78 28 6
1302 I'm not exactly sure what they are looking for dear, they call themselves Cyber Ninjas. 1.3571 0.07313 84 63 12 9
1303 Their searching for my dignity. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1304 I miss the good old days when you poked around under the cushions for change 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
1305 This "Virtual Beach Experience" was a waste of money. 1.3571 0.06024 98 69 23 6
1306 I didn't say "radioactive"....I said our relationship was toxic. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1307 I don’t see how this is going to help you find your contact lens. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1308 The invitation did say 'Beach Party" theme. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1309 Looking for the key to my heart, I assume. 1.3571 0.06699 84 60 18 6
1310 Now watch what happens if I throw dime on the ground. 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
1311 I’ve called Google Maps. Said they can’t do anything about removing “Blackbeard’s Treasure” from my living room. I have 4.5 stars. So that’s good, at least. 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
1312 That’s what’s great about these metal contact lenses. 1.3571 0.06842 98 74 13 11
1313 Feels like we're at the beach. 1.3571 0.06256 84 58 22 4
1314 I didn’t realize we were sitting on a gold mine, did you? 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
1315 I think it would've been better to host the club at a beach or something. 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
1316 Well, how long have you been into heavy metal? 1.3563 0.06327 87 61 21 5
1317 I told you we shouldn’t have gotten the beachfront property. 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
1318 Act normal 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
1319 All they have to do is lift the cushions. 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
1320 All I'm saying is I know where my keys are." 1.3558 0.05620 104 72 27 5
1321 No, I said my irony seems lost on you. 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
1322 Didn’t you know that bitcoins don’t really exist? 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
1323 You asked about my total assets. 1.3556 0.05978 90 62 24 4
1324 Wouldn't it just be easier to admit you have no idea where you lost your wedding ring? 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
1325 I think your ad for a metal head party tonight went out to the wrong subculture 1.3556 0.05978 90 62 24 4
1326 I mean, have you actaully looked under the sofa? 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
1327 Maybe they’ll find you a new girlfriend.” 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1328 I think they misunderstood when I said I was into Heavy Metal. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1329 That change shortage must be worse than we thought” 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1330 Did you lose your car keys again? 1.3545 0.05568 110 77 27 6
1331 Did you post another $5,000 reward on NextDoor for finding the remote? 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
1332 Well, word spread fast when I found that bitcoin in the sofa!" 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1333 They're looking for the Treasure of the Sofa Madre. 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1334 Should we ask them what their pronouns are? 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1335 You should have looked under the cushions first. 1.3540 0.05468 113 79 28 6
1336 How wealthy do they think we are? 1.3540 0.05322 113 78 30 5
1337 Are you worried my magnetic personality is going to set these off? 1.3540 0.05886 113 82 22 9
1338 They really are my favorite earrings. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
1339 Lose your gold tooth again?" 1.3537 0.07233 82 61 13 8
1340 I thought heavy metal would be louder. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1341 My last boyfriend? They'll never find him. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1342 I told you bringing the couch to the park was bad idea. 1.3537 0.07021 82 60 15 7
1343 Isn’t the remote all plastic? 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
1344 Instead of getting a Tile device, I decided to create some jobs 1.3535 0.06144 99 71 21 7
1345 No way these guys are going to find your lost innocence. 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1346 Actually, they're Bitcoin password detectors. 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
1347 I miss the days when we just checked the couch cushions for loose change. 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
1348 “Looks like its time to vacuum the carpet again. 1.3529 0.06841 85 62 16 7
1349 I only invited them because they said they were into heavy metal." 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
1350 No really, I did mention that my Dad's friends are metalheads 1.3529 0.07042 85 63 14 8
1351 So, you have beachfront property, I see. 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1352 It’s my new side gig - we split 50/50 on anything they find. 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1353 I’m sorry I lost the remote again, but the reward poster was a bad idea. 1.3523 0.06865 88 65 15 8
1354 It would be easier just to use Locate My Phone. 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
1355 what did you lose now 1.3523 0.06473 88 63 19 6
1356 I’m gonna chuck a roll of quarters into the pool and watch the carnage. 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
1357 Your idea to live on the beach! 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
1358 They heard I was into heavy metal 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1359 I want them to find the bitcoin you keep talking about 1.3514 0.05527 111 78 27 6
1360 My friends heard you were a gold digger, and they took it literally. 1.3511 0.06542 94 69 17 8
1361 I thought support would just give me a new controller 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
1362 Is there something you should tell me 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
1363 You just had to put up a neighborhood poster about losing the gold tooth, didn't ya? 1.3506 0.06341 77 53 21 3
1364 I told you the couch wouldn't work here. 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
1365 You couldn't be bothered to look under the cushion first? 1.3506 0.07341 77 57 13 7
1366 They always do this. 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
1367 I didn't think the coin shortage was still this bad. 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
1368 Who invited the heavy metal band? 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
1369 My father always advised me to be extra careful on a first date. 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
1370 I think you should just keep your keys on a lanyard?” 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
1371 What did we miss? 🤔 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
1372 Maybe we should leave this IKEA 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
1373 I told you we were sitting on a goldmine. 1.3505 0.05870 97 68 24 5
1374 Keep a straight face Dan; they'll never find the million dollars we're sitting on. 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
1375 Penny for your thoughts? They'll probably find one soon. 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
1376 My G-Spot is up here. 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
1377 Hey! I think we came to the wrong metal heads club. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
1378 Sweeps Week 1.3500 0.07138 80 59 14 7
1379 Is this going to happen every time we start discussing our feelings? 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
1380 My ex sent a treasure map out on instagram. 1.3500 0.06416 100 74 17 9
1381 If anyone can find my keys, it’s these guys.” 1.3500 0.07138 80 59 14 7
1382 Well, when IS a good time to talk about our relationship? 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1383 And what if they don’t find a ring? 1.3500 0.07356 80 60 12 8
1384 It's a requirement now, since the attempted Rumba revolt 1.3500 0.07356 80 60 12 8
1385 What you really need is an intelligence detector. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
1386 Boomers heard I'm sitting on a pile of bitcoin 1.3500 0.05573 100 69 27 4
1387 Just close your eyes, listen to the waves and you’ll feel the hot sand with your toes. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
1388 Next time you 'lose' your wedding ring, you'll have to find it yourself. 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
1389 So, where did you lose your Bitcoin password? 1.3500 0.07356 80 60 12 8
1390 I wrote my Dad that I've been busy searching for bitcoin and apparently his gardening buddies decided to help out. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1391 Did you check between the cushions? 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1392 The real estate agent did say this apartment is a gold mine. 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
1393 Still sticking with your story? 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1394 I'm not as attached to my high school ring as you are. 1.3494 0.06045 83 57 23 3
1395 I think you're holding it in your hand 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1396 I wish the realtor told us what comes with a beach house 1.3494 0.06734 83 60 17 6
1397 I'm glad I only have cash in my pockets 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1398 Yeah. I still can’t find my keys. 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1399 Who knew a nose ring could be an heirloom? 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1400 Still can’t find your keys, huh? 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
1401 I'm gonna find that remote if it's the last thing I do. 1.3488 0.05910 86 59 24 3
1402 I don’t mind you’re opening our apartment to treasure hunters but next time let’s include a few women - they’re much better at finding everyone’s lost stuff… 1.3488 0.06356 86 61 20 5
1403 I told you to get the bigger ring. 1.3488 0.06137 86 60 22 4
1404 Okay, your mother was right. I'm a gold digger. 1.3488 0.05910 86 59 24 3
1405 I just know there’s a third remote here somewhere. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1406 Can they hear what we're saying about them? 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1407 We're okay until they decide to check between the cushions. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1408 Don’t worry my love, you’ll always be the real treasure. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1409 This would be easier if you'd given me gold instead of plastic. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1410 I stupidly answered a robocall 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1411 Should we tell them they don’t need to walk the rumba? 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1412 I keep telling them they're between the cushions, but they don't want to listen. 1.3478 0.05872 92 64 24 4
1413 Maybe now you'll believe me about how much sand you track into the house. 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1414 Did you lose your wedding ring again? 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1415 I don’t think they’ll find any bitcoins. 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
1416 Why is it every time you use the TV remote we can never find it? 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
1417 You couldn't have just worn the ring on your finger?! 1.3474 0.05553 95 65 27 3
1418 Don’t worry: If you really brought a ring like you said you did, we’ll find it. 1.3469 0.06503 98 73 16 9
1419 Not the heavy metal gathering that I had in mind, but I think our evening is salvageable 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1420 This is the time of day that they come out looking for remnants of white male privilege 1.3467 0.07472 75 56 12 7
1421 They call it a deep clean. 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
1422 The men I meet are all only after one thing. 1.3467 0.06436 75 52 20 3
1423 who invited the anti-vaxxers? 1.3467 0.07472 75 56 12 7
1424 What did you expect when you gave me a ceramic engagement ring? 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
1425 It’s been an hour and they still cannot find anything funny 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
1426 Apparently you don’t consider your missing nose ring the blessing I do. 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1427 Did you ever think about looking under the couch? 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1428 I swear Julie I had your engagement ring when I walked in here ! 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1429 This is the beta version of your app, right? 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
1430 When I told your friends I was into metal, I should have been more precise. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
1431 I’m concerned that my underwire bra may be throwing things off. 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
1432 When I complained you still hadn't found my G spot after 2 years of living together, I didn't expect you to take it so literally. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
1433 I tried to tell them that I didn't *literally* mine my Bitcoins. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
1434 I feel like we are consistently losing money using this service. 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
1435 It’s my favorite earring! 1.3458 0.05804 107 77 23 7
1436 Hidden Treasures Carpet Cleaning works strictly on commission. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1437 I distinctly remember wanting golden retrievers. 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
1438 The coin shortage is getting out of hand. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
1439 I like your roommates 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
1440 You have to stop losing your keys. 1.3455 0.05236 110 76 30 4
1441 It's alright. My family are trainspotters. 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
1442 Does your search button have a vacuum option? 1.3452 0.06879 84 62 15 7
1443 Should we get up so they can check the couch for loose change?" 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
1444 Which search app are you using? 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
1445 Our Roomba was back ordered 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
1446 Are you *sure* you don't remember where you left your wedding ring? 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
1447 That was only a dime you dropped! 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
1448 There IS a listening device here and you're ex can hear everything. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1449 I told you not to use social media to post a reward for anyone who finds your retainer. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
1450 When you asked if I wanted to see a metal group with you, this is not at all what I was expecting. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1451 Well you know what they say about dating being a mine-field . . . 1.3444 0.05733 90 62 25 3
1452 Don't worry. That crypto currency is here somewhere. 1.3444 0.05946 90 63 23 4
1453 It's okay to tell me you lost it 1.3444 0.05946 90 63 23 4
1454 You had no right to sell mineral rights under the house! 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
1455 Supposedly, they detect conversation landmines. Hence, I'll be avoiding sharing any opinions about your mother or your cooking. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1456 We have to stop using Airbnbeach. 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
1457 If you wait a minute, I may have a proposal for you. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
1458 Maybe now you'll stop asking me to find your keys 1.3441 0.05616 93 64 26 3
1459 Are you sure you already looked under the cushions? 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
1460 I don't know what these guys are doing in here. I told them you dropped your ring in the kitchen. 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1461 That reminds me - I should give my dad a call. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1462 Should we tell them we switched from metal to country? 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
1463 I wasn't going to accept it anyway. 1.3434 0.06447 99 74 16 9
1464 So exactly how much change did you find in the sofa? 1.3429 0.05552 105 74 26 5
1465 Talking about our feelings doesn’t have to be a minefield, you know. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
1466 Where did you say you put my engagement ring?" 1.3426 0.05289 108 75 29 4
1467 They're like Ghostbusters, but for paper clips. 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
1468 Leave your ego aside and just stand up. You are probably sitting on the remote. 1.3425 0.07610 73 55 11 7
1469 I know I lose my keys a lot, but do you have to hire your friends as contractors? 1.3425 0.07610 73 55 11 7
1470 It’s low brow, low tech Pokémon Go” 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
1471 I know you said that we were sitting on a gold mine when we put the house up for sale, but I didn't expect this kind of home inspection. 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
1472 Look at these weirdos… not a single mask 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
1473 Their moms hid their electronic devices. 1.3423 0.05353 111 78 28 5
1474 Next time just retrace your steps? 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
1475 I figured this was my best chance of getting a ring. 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
1476 That wedding ring better be 100% gold. 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
1477 There are definitely less of them after we got rid of the shag carpet. 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
1478 You told your club that you lost your keys? 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
1479 I just wish they'd wear masks. 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
1480 Now that you mention it, I do have a few issues with your new metal detector life coach gig. 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
1481 I was thinking something different when you told me that you love metal. 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
1482 Sorry, but my therapist told me to watch out for landmines in my next relationship. 1.3421 0.05953 114 85 19 10
1483 You may have misunderstood me when I said “I don’t detect any mettle in you.” 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
1484 So.. your dad was chill about you losing that watch? 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1485 Let me know if they find the apology you owe me Elias. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1486 I can’t believe there are companies that just find keys. 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
1487 Oh, it's the latest hipster craze: underground metal. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1488 Didn't you already check for change? 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1489 The cleaning people are very thorough. 1.3415 0.06543 82 59 18 5
1490 I doubt finding coins under the seat cushions counts as buried treasure. 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
1491 When we find your keys you will have to leave. 1.3415 0.06543 82 59 18 5
1492 I hope you don't mind I brought my family along - it takes them a while to trust anyone I date. 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
1493 I thought you said you were going to call Stanley Steemer 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
1494 I told them I spilled a vaccine on the ground 1.3415 0.06309 82 58 20 4
1495 See, I'm not the only one who doesn't find you ironic. 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
1496 You're wasting your time... There's no engagement ring. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
1497 CONCENTRATE! Where do you last remember seeing the bitcoins? Gary Stein 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
1498 I think they are trying to mine some coin. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1499 I wish I hadn't mentioned dropping some Bitcoin. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1500 I don’t mind your brothers staying with us, but this has been, like, every night. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
1501 This is a little more beach front property than I had thought it would be . 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
1502 I lost my smartphone. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1503 Your keys? You're sitting on them." 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
1504 When you told the therapist that talking to me was like stepping on land mines, I didn’t think you’d take it this far… 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1505 I think we're in the wrong apartment 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1506 But did you check under the cushion? 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
1507 I lost something, I'm just not sure it can be found. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
1508 Old white men seek change in the wrong place once again. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
1509 Don't worry, Your keys are bound to turn up soon. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1510 I just hate to lose another stud earring. 1.3404 0.05568 94 65 26 3
1511 I think we have privacy issues 1.3404 0.05359 94 64 28 2
1512 These are Republican senators. They’re addressing the national change shortage 1.3404 0.06857 94 72 12 10
1513 If you have any better ideas on how to find the keys, I'm all ears. 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
1514 I told you I've looked for that remote everywhere!" 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1515 Honey! Close your eyes, relax and pretend you’re at the beach. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1516 I don’t care if there is a national coin shortage - this is ridiculous! 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1517 They've been here ever since I found 29 cents in the cushions. 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1518 Sure you were going to propose 1.3396 0.06271 106 80 16 10
1519 I TOLD you my mother is really going to want to see the ring! 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1520 Really? 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1521 Not metal detectors. They're looking for signs of a viable relationship. 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1522 OK, it's taking a bit longer than I expected, but hiding the ring in the shag carpet seemed like such a cool way to propose, you know? 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1523 I told you to do the bitcoin thing! 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1524 You really think that it was a 1943 copper penny? 1.3380 0.07491 71 53 12 6
1525 I thought you said you got all of the change out of the couch? 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1526 Legend says we’re sitting on the lost couch of Bitcoin…. 1.3380 0.06933 71 51 16 4
1527 You lost it in the house? We’ll see. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
1528 And you wanted a sand floor in the living room 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
1529 I can’t be the change they want to see in the world. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
1530 Let’s ride this out, there’s at least $3.50 under your cushion 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
1531 I promise I was going to propose to you 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
1532 I think you're about ready to meet my parents. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1533 So these are the metalhead friends ?" 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1534 Did one of us lose an earring? 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1535 I thought you invited me to watch a live action Detective Show. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1536 Of course it's down the back of the sofa - this is just to build the suspense. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1537 Metal bands have it rough these days. 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1538 Any other juicy nuggets you want to share? 1.3375 0.06148 80 56 21 3
1539 « All this trouble because you lost your lucky nickel? » 1.3375 0.06148 80 56 21 3
1540 Should we just tell them that the loose change is in the couch? 1.3375 0.07103 80 60 13 7
1541 Something bugging you? 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1542 Not to worry .. I will find the engagement ring! 1.3375 0.06148 80 56 21 3
1543 And yet none of them have found what they have in common 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
1544 I said I missed the beach. This doesnt't count. 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
1545 It was only a friendship ring. Get over it. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1546 I appreciate the effort, but this doesn't feel like a day at the beach. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1547 It's a win-win. You're with your buds. And their EMF pulse vibrates my IUD. 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
1548 These boomers must think they're mining bitcoin. 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
1549 It’s okay. There’s a lot of people out there who haven’t found what they’re looking for 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
1550 This is not what I meant when I said last night to keep looking for it. 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
1551 …next time, don’t take off your wedding band. 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
1552 What? It was Amazon Prime day 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
1553 Well, the listing did say it was right on the beach. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1554 It's only a dime, cheapskate. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1555 But you did say, 'Get a better understanding of how our relationship is being undermined.' 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1556 I contracted with an external phone-finding service. 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
1557 I really think it would be far less complicated if we just looked underneath the cushions. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1558 Look, just tell your wife you lost your wedding ring in the park. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1559 Do you ever get the feeling that we've lost something important in our lives? 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1560 Are you sure there’s a ring? 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1561 Don't be so cheap. It's only a paperclip. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1562 Don't worry honey, they'll find your, lucky quarter. 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
1563 When I said you were sitting on a gold mine, I didn’t mean it LITERALLY. 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
1564 So now we know why this AirBNB was so cheap 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
1565 I, too, am looking for a diamond.” 1.3370 0.06786 92 70 13 9
1566 Life is a beach. Ain't it? 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1567 They are here to help us find our remote. 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1568 I thought they were joking when they said dating at college could be a minefield. 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1569 When I said your jokes are Pure Gold, I didn’t mean, like… Literally. 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
1570 We are going to find the remote, and we’re going to find it before we go to bed. 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1571 You know this wasn't quite what I had in mind when you said 'heavy metal party' 1.3367 0.05607 98 69 25 4
1572 They showed up when I tweeted that I lost $5000 in bitcoin. 1.3367 0.05607 98 69 25 4
1573 You did check under the cushions, right? Right? 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
1574 Do you think we should leave? 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1575 The Olympics is looking for an event more exciting than baseball - this could be it 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1576 Lost the remote again? 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1577 So, you work at the NSA? 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
1578 I feel like something’s missing. 1.3333 0.05819 87 61 23 3
1579 Anything else I can do to help you find yourself faster? 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1580 Who let them in? 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
1581 If you go home without your wedding ring WE are in big trouble. 1.3333 0.07633 69 52 11 6
1582 This is NOT what I was expecting when you said you were into heavy metal! 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
1583 Much ado about nothing 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
1584 I forgive you for losing the wedding ring but why did you have to blog post about it? 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
1585 I'm glad we're doing the heavy metal detox together. 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
1586 So… now there's a Uber for finding your keys? 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
1587 I mean, if I had to pick one....probably Creepy Guy #3. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
1588 I thought this was a heavy metal fan club! 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
1589 But I am literally holding the remote. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
1590 My urologist made me get rid of that piercing. 1.3333 0.07433 75 57 11 7
1591 It’s just an AirPod 1.3333 0.05827 81 56 23 2
1592 I knew that banks were short on coins but,sheesh! 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
1593 My mother says I should look for a real stud 1.3333 0.07633 69 52 11 6
1594 Told you they'd find the remote. 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
1595 They’re the Flint Tap Water Brigade 1.3333 0.05702 84 58 24 2
1596 They’ll never look for us here. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
1597 Will you marry me when they find the ring? 1.3333 0.05275 102 71 28 3
1598 Do they know this is the Bitcoin headquarters? 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
1599 I'm so sorry I dropped my engagement ring. 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1600 At this point it’s probably easier to buy a new television. 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
1601 As soon as they’re done, we’ll look for your contact lens 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
1602 I think it’s about time we had a talk about the prospectors in the living room… 1.3333 0.07661 72 55 10 7
1603 Look, give it up. That damn remote's been missing a week now. 1.3333 0.07450 78 60 10 8
1604 We had to find them something to do once they were deprogrammed from QAnon. This seemed harmless. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1605 It might be time for us to see other people. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1606 I know you didn’t “lose” your wedding ring. 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
1607 Did you tell them it’s a penis ring? 1.3333 0.07454 81 63 9 9
1608 Mom's lost her car keys again. 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
1609 How much longer are these bitcoin miners going to be here? 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1610 I lost a filling. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1611 So,THIS is Bitcoin mining? 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
1612 They heard we were into heavy metal. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1613 The app will find people to help you find your keys 1.3333 0.05369 93 64 27 2
1614 Introducing Greg Abbott’s Rapist Detectors.. “By finding and eliminating the rapist, women won’t need the right to choose!” 1.3333 0.07672 75 58 9 8
1615 Searching for common cents 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
1616 Did you tell my dad about mining Bitcoin? 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1617 It's not even on vibrate? 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
1618 Nah, I'm still pretty sure you're sitting on the remote. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1619 And this is how much less expensive than just buying new AirPods? 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1620 Who's gonna tell them that bitcoin mining works a little differently 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
1621 Where did you hide the bitcoin? 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1622 Please choose one already so we can go down to the beach. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
1623 Lose something, Admiral?" 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1624 That's not how you get bitcoins 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1625 I don’t think this is how you mine Bitcoin. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1626 The landlord said it's a minor problem. 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
1627 Got any change? 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
1628 Maybe next time your Meetup group can just meet in the park. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1629 If you must know, they are searching for the ring you promised me. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1630 So where did you leave your wedding ring? 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1631 Feed one and they all want some 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1632 Exactly how does this help us find the remote? 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1633 The flourishing gig economy really changes looking for your keys. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1634 No I don't feel like we're at the beach. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
1635 When you said you were into metal, I thought you meant music… 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1636 Do you think we should have our water checked for lead? 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1637 I thought you said we have enough in our savings! 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
1638 "Rare earth? Here I've been sweeping it up and throwing it out with the garbage." 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1639 me, at the beach 1.3291 0.07143 79 60 12 7
1640 My ex said this was a minefield. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1641 See, I told you you'd be more attractive if you got braces. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1642 If truth be told, it was just costume jewelry. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1643 According to Reddit we’re sitting above a vortex where all loose sofa change converges 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
1644 The robot vacuum wandered off again. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1645 Wouldn’t it just be easier to put a Tile on the remote? 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1646 Nah, it ain't bugged. I just thought it'd be a great way to get the place vacuumed. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1647 Really? Robots with vacuum cleaners? I wish you had mentioned your obsession with cleanliness before we got married. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1648 And you just don't want to look too, because you don't want to get on your knees twice? 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1649 Maybe the next metal detectors club meeting could be held outdoors for a change? 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1650 I get the sense that you’re not looking for anything serious 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1651 You really want that quarter don't you" 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1652 You know, we could just change the channel ourselves. 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
1653 As you can see, life with me is a minefield. 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1654 They say their federal unemployment benefits ran out. 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1655 Damn quarter shortage. 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1656 Don't worry, I called in the professionals. They'll find my car keys. 1.3288 0.07313 73 55 12 6
1657 Dad and his friends are hunting for Bitcoin. 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1658 We’ll find it. These are the top retirees from some of the best beaches in the country. 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
1659 Not sure this gesture is making up for losing your wedding band in the first place. 1.3286 0.07808 70 54 9 7
1660 Dating's a minefield, don't you think? 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
1661 I could have sworn you told me I had a mental problem. 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
1662 Kids these days 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
1663 Do they have to hum the "Imperial Death March?" 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
1664 I see you misplaced your keys again! 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
1665 What's mine is yours and yours is mine--right? 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
1666 Hey, times are tough. 1.3286 0.06345 70 49 19 2
1667 Seriously, it's in your pants, isn't it? 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
1668 This isn’t what I meant when I said we’re sitting on a gold mine. 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
1669 Who let the beat drop? 1.3286 0.07538 70 53 11 6
1670 I know the housing market is tough but did you have to settle for the budget lead paint inspectors? 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
1671 I know I left my car keys here before the pandemic. 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
1672 They’re here looking for my last fuck to give. 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
1673 Did you lose another filling? 1.3265 0.06450 98 75 14 9
1674 All this for a lost penny? What was the date on it? 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1675 What do we do if they don’t find the remote? 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1676 Want to check out some heavy metal? 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1677 I guess finding coins under the couch cushions DOES count as buried treasure. 1.3261 0.05378 92 64 26 2
1678 Dad’s totally going to figure out I got my belly button pierced. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1679 I just took it off for a second 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1680 We did drop a lot of money for this therapist. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1681 Like I said, we’re sitting on a gold mine. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1682 This isn't the solution I had in mind when I said I thought you were hiding things from me. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1683 Are you finally ready to admit you lost your wedding ring? 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1684 I said I find "mental deflection" and interesting topic! 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1685 These guys are even nerdier than your Settlers of Catan group. 1.3256 0.06908 86 66 12 8
1686 When did Emotional Support Roombas become a thing? 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1687 Loose change is the new Bitcoin. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1688 I have told you a hundred times- that’s not how Bitcoin works! 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1689 By the way, 'I can't find my keys, guess I'll have to spend the night' won't work anymore. 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
1690 Pretend you're at the beach. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1691 I have a jealous ex. This is just a precaution. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1692 Still think buying a house on Treasure Island is a brilliant idea? 1.3253 0.07090 83 64 11 8
1693 You've got great friends, but I think if you get on your knees, you'll find it under the couch. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1694 We’re sitting on a gold mine, I tell you! 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
1695 It was a beautiful proposal until you dropped the ring. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1696 I see lead people. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1697 The invite read: Heavy Metal Party ! Sorry Gary! 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1698 I've been told I have a magnetic personality. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
1699 If they find an abortion, they win $10,000. 1.3250 0.07286 80 62 10 8
1700 I told you buying a beach house was a bad idea. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1701 I really thought you were kidding about this being a TSA hangout spot 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1702 I love the sound of metal detectors in the morning. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1703 I’m Cool, at least they’re not Geiger Counters . 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1704 Searching for gold while the gold is sitting right next to you. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1705 Did you tell them that they can't find bitcoins that way? 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1706 It's a new startup I found, WheresMyKeys.Com. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1707 I told you to vacuum. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1708 Gold or silver ? 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1709 They're checking for anything resembling a ball and chain. 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
1710 Sometimes my Mom gets a little carried away 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
1711 You should have downloaded the "Find my Phone" app. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
1712 The car keys are lost, move on. 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
1713 If you tell them I swallowed it, they will only stay longer. 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
1714 I'm sorry I lost your engagement ring, but this is ridiculous. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
1715 Maybe they should look in the sofa for coins 1.3235 0.07681 68 52 10 6
1716 Currently, it's the best way I have to pay off my college loans. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1717 Next time, read the prenup more carefully. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1718 Pick your feet up while they clean the rug. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1719 Let me guess. You misplaced your bit coins. Again. 1.3235 0.07681 68 52 10 6
1720 My surgeon said there’d be pros and cons of getting a knee replacement. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1721 Wait - you said all that mail we got addressed to Jimmy Hoffa was just a simple postal error! 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1722 Well, clearly you've taken the term 'cryptocurrency' too literally... 1.3235 0.07962 68 53 8 7
1723 I keep telling you to put the remote back on the console 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
1724 I said, “Where’s your mettle”. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
1725 I don't think the vaccine worked. They can't find us." "You need to stop listening to your mom Susan. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1726 I keep telling them this isn't how Bitcoin works. 1.3235 0.07681 68 52 10 6
1727 honey, change the channel now 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1728 I told you the ring felt loose. 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1729 Because there's buried treasure around here. It said so on the internet. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1730 When did you last see your keys? 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1731 You still going with your lame " I lost the ring" excuse? 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1732 If we can’t travel, I thought I’d bring the beach to us. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1733 This is not what I meant when I said I enjoy a good heavy metal scene. 1.3218 0.06838 87 67 12 8
1734 Wait, aren’t your glasses plastic? 1.3218 0.05779 87 62 22 3
1735 I forgot to tell you that our new therapist has BS detectors. 1.3218 0.06838 87 67 12 8
1736 Gotta love the gig economy. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1737 Did you tell them that you lost your keys again" 1.3214 0.05658 84 59 23 2
1738 Did you want to consider another excuse in case the missing ring doesn’t show up? 1.3214 0.05658 84 59 23 2
1739 I didn’t expect this when the condo newsletter said that there would be change in the lobby. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1740 I will admit to the slightest possibility that the keys were left in the car, but for now I would prefer to stay the course. 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1741 t’s nice your family does things together, but it’s making me a little nervous. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1742 If they find anything do we get a cut 1.3210 0.05507 81 56 24 1
1743 Your dating profile said, ‘Hidden Treasure,’ so I came prepared. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1744 Is anyone dragging the lake? 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1745 They won't leave until they can check under the cushions. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1746 They have zydeco on Friday nights — Saturdays, underground metal. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1747 I told you this relationship would be a minefield. 1.3210 0.05781 81 57 22 2
1748 Call me a Luddite, but the change is obviously buried in the couch. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1749 I said this is “mental” 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1750 This is not what I thought you meant when you said your friends were into metal 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1751 You really miss Florida,huh? 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1752 I heard you went ring shopping a couple of weeks ago, so I asked over a few friends. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1753 I lost another AirPod. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1754 I stand corrected. Winning the lottery was not your dumbest idea. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
1755 It’s nice to have people over once in a while 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
1756 Since we can’t make it to the beach, I brought the beach to you. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1757 I started a TikTok challenge to find my keys. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1758 Do you find relationships to be a minefield? 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1759 I swear the ad said 'metal inspectors' 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1760 I don't think this is how you mine for Bitcoin. 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1761 You lost your earbud again? 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1762 I may have told them I paid off my debt from the change you dropped in my sofa. 1.3200 0.07391 75 58 10 7
1763 All I wanted was a quiet evening and now magazines are looking for captions in our living room 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1764 Are they looking for a ‘remote’ job? 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1765 Al Capone lived in this apartment. Geraldo and the TV crew will be here shortly. 1.3194 0.05876 72 50 21 1
1766 Love. They're helping me look for love, and just a little attention. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1767 No, what I actually said was the apartment was going to be mined. 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
1768 They,like me,have been doing this for a while,and still no engagement ring. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1769 You sure you dropped it in here? 1.3194 0.06200 72 51 19 2
1770 Honey, they're not going to detect you. I told you the vaccines won't magnetise you. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1771 I wanted to start a book club but no! 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1772 When you invited me over to listen to metal, I had assumed we were talking about music. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1773 You lose a Sacagawea dollar in the couch one time… 1.3191 0.06455 94 72 14 8
1774 Your personality is magnetic, but I still haven’t detected any change. 1.3191 0.06630 94 73 12 9
1775 I don't think they understand how you lose bitcoins 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
1776 Wouldn't ordering a new AirPod be cheaper? 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
1777 well, you did say you dropped the engagement ring in the carpet, right? 1.3188 0.07584 69 53 10 6
1778 "The whole world is like a minefield and NOW it's come to us" 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
1779 At least they’re not Hipsters 1.3188 0.07584 69 53 10 6
1780 They’re gonna freak out when they find the kitchen. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
1781 You said you wanted change --- I'm just trying to be helpful. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1782 It has something to do with a theory on social media. 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
1783 Honey, with our unemployment benefits ending, we have to find as many other money sources as possible. 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
1784 They don't fully understand where to find bitcoin 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1785 Think they'll find the remote? 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
1786 Is this how you were imagining your bachelor party? 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
1787 At this rate, they’ll find your iphone 4 from middle school 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
1788 If they're looking for bitcoin they're going to be sorely disappointed. 1.3182 0.07832 66 51 9 6
1789 If you want out of the marriage, just say so. 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
1790 You're sure the bitcoin was in here? 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
1791 I kind of liked it more when we just worried about algorithms 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
1792 Okay, where did you last see your keys? 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
1793 Apparently someone found traces of civility last night…. 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
1794 They’re trying to find where I asked for your opinion. 1.3182 0.07832 66 51 9 6
1795 Well, it beats vacuuming. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1796 I think there’s something fishy about this Roomba home demo. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1797 I guess the vaccine indeed made us magnetic… 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1798 Welcome to our company's annual 401k shareholder meeting. Refreshments are in Starbucks across the street. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1799 Ok, you got your vaccination, now which conspiracy theory is this? 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1800 I always feel like I’m in a minefield talking to you! 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1801 What I said was, "This condo is 'mine'." 1.3171 0.07129 82 64 10 8
1802 Next time pay attention to your hearing aid when you take your mask off. Those things cost a fortune. 1.3171 0.06915 82 63 12 7
1803 They came all the way from Arizona and are looking for what? Voter fraud in our living room? That's insane!!!! 1.3171 0.07129 82 64 10 8
1804 Are these guys always here? 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1805 Some believe our living room was built over an ancient burial ground containing gilded artifacts. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1806 Fuck this, I'm calling the cops. 1.3171 0.06915 82 63 12 7
1807 You drop something? 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1808 . “And how is this easier than buying a Tile?” 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1809 The anti vaxxers are searching for that chip again. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1810 They haven’t found us yet. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1811 For Christ sakes ! This is Brooklyn! 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1812 Sometimes it's worth exploring what's going on beneath the surface of our relationship. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1813 If they find it Harold, you're in deep shit 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1814 I knew it - marriage counseling is nothing but land mines! 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1815 I haven’t needed my keys until the lockdown ended. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1816 I told you we needed to have an extra set of car keys made. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1817 Nobody wants to work anymore. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1818 Yes, but why are they working from _my_ home? 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1819 Did you drop your Bitcoin again? 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1820 It's a bitcoin. They'll never find it. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1821 Didn't I tell you to fix that whole in your pocket? 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1822 Is your gold filling that important? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1823 Rumba hockey! 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1824 Dads seeking lost youth. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1825 Well, last week they found Julie's contact lens. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1826 A key under the flower pot would due. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1827 Might be time to have the rug cleaned. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1828 They are the "Beach Boys" ! handy friends to have when I drop small jewelry . 1.3151 0.05812 73 51 21 1
1829 It was my financial advisor’s idea. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1830 Our chances of finding something good are still better than yours with “Play Something” on Netflix. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1831 This is not what I had in mind when you said it was your night to host the metal heads 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1832 Thought you said we were going to see a new metal band? 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1833 They’re looking for bamboo fibers, or some shit 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1834 Did you check the couch cushions? 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1835 Great, one week from the wedding and you lose the ring. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1836 On second thought "Ancient Roman Settlements Under Our House" was not a wise title for our thesis. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1837 Maybe it’s your magnetic personality. 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
1838 Wouldn’t it be easier to return pop cans for the deposit? 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1839 So tell me more, a career in Roomba wrangling sounds interesting 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
1840 Did you lose your retainer again? 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1841 Pick your feet up 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1842 They're just testing your mettle. 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
1843 You know this is overkill. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1844 Searching for America's soul 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1845 Life is not a beach!" 1.3143 0.07760 70 55 8 7
1846 It’s much easier if they do it! 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1847 Now they are after our silver linings too 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1848 'When the real estate agent said this property was a hidden gem, I didn't think they meant this...' 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1849 Does everyone here listen to metal? 1.3143 0.06286 70 50 18 2
1850 I didn't mean I am that kind of heavy metal fan 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
1851 I just love the sound of the beach. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1852 My RingFinder app isn’t working. You still haven’t proposed. 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
1853 You can’t keep them in a dish by the front door like a normal person? 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1854 The Texas Legislature passed a "law" which they do not enforce, but any person can enter your home and search for evidence of Fetal Heartbeat. Coupled with the belief that anyone on the premises has thought of the word "abortion" they get $10,000. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1855 This is not what I meant by “help more around the house.” 1.3134 0.08017 67 53 7 7
1856 Repeat after me, "I promise to stop clipping my toenails on the sofa." 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
1857 They spend two years ringing doorbells, looking for the Golden Plates. 1.3134 0.08017 67 53 7 7
1858 Should I tell them I have a knee replacement? 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1859 That’s not what I meant by mixed signals… 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1860 relationships are a minefield, it is better to sweep the area first 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1861 It’s not looking like we’re going to locate that loving feeling 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
1862 Honey, I said your mental health. Please get your hearing checked. 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
1863 You seriously expected me to look for it? 1.3134 0.08017 67 53 7 7
1864 You really think you lost your keys under the carpet? 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1865 Gosh, are they perhaps hinting that it's time for us to go? 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1866 So this is your idea of having your mettle tested? 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1867 They should just check the couch. 1.3133 0.06841 83 64 12 7
1868 I don't think they realize this in not how Bitcoins are mined 1.3133 0.07053 83 65 10 8
1869 We really need to stop listening to so much heavy metal. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1870 Maybe they'll find that loose screw 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1871 I told you I was a chick magnet 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
1872 Be patient. They'll find your lucky quarter. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1873 So you really couldn't spare a dime. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1874 Mental. M-E-N-T-A-L. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1875 Honey, are you sure you bought that ring? 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1876 No, Metallica was never my favorite band. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1877 I don't care how many of them there are, I'm not getting up. 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
1878 I told you there is an APP for that! 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1879 Im starting to feel like your five dads don’t like me. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1880 Oh,the ring wasn’t just misplaced? 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1881 Do you have another roll of pennies? 1.3125 0.06250 64 45 18 1
1882 Maybe your keys are in the couch. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1883 I wish you hadn’t posted on Nextdoor that we lost a fortune in shag carpeting. 1.3125 0.08296 64 51 6 7
1884 Don’t they realize we’re broke millennials? 1.3125 0.06250 64 45 18 1
1885 How was your day? 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1886 Could you please stop playing that heavy metal music?! 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1887 Face it Hank, the nerd statues aren’t selling. 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1888 I always seem to attract a bunch of gold diggers 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1889 And you’re sure you didn’t drop the keys under the couch? 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1890 You really need to explain to your dad and his friends how your home crypto mining operation actually works. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1891 You lose your house key again? 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1892 I know you think I’m nuts, Kevin, but that earring is a family heirloom. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1893 There just using mental detectors. Ignore them. You have no reason to worry. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1894 Politicians frantically searching for votes. 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
1895 What? I lost my keys. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1896 I do still miss the days when you’d get down on your hands and knees to find my earrings? 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1897 There are other ways to prove your mettle, you know. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1898 Bunch of metal heads 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1899 I’m telling you – ALL your change was in the couch. Let it go! 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1900 You ever wonder if we're missing something? 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1901 I keep telling you, hang your car keys on the hook when you come in the front door. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1902 It's just a dime . . . 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1903 Are you into heavy metal or grunge? 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1904 Of course they don't find anything; they never look under the cushions. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1905 Your family is hunter mine are more gatherer. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1906 Now .. How hard is it to find our masks ? 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1907 I think the Bitcoin craze is now out of control. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1908 I feel lost. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1909 I told them that you lost your bitcoins. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1910 And this is why men kneel when they propose. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1911 Maybe we should check the couch for quarters. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1912 We need that remote. How else can we turn on the t.v.? 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1913 Nice to see these guys aren't wasting THEIR lives... 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1914 I knew these Metallica tickets were too good to be true. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1915 I know it's a bit annoying but we get 25% royalties. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1916 I guess 18 months inside does qualify us for an archeological designation! 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
1917 I'm starting to worry you're a gold digger. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
1918 They’ll never find the junk in my trunk 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1919 I like the way this restaurant spins their pizzas 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1920 I found them in the park and they said they’d help me find all the backs of you earrings here. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1921 There’s some gold here in the comments 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1922 I don’t think that was a micro-dose 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
1923 Don't worry honey, they'll find your earring 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
1924 I mentioned on my blog that for lack of a nail the kingdom might be lost, and then they showed up. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1925 Did you check under the cushions? 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1926 They're still looking for Hillary's emails 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1927 You can't see it? Dating you is like walking in a mine field! 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1928 I don't care if they find us a treasure, they should all be wearing masks in our living room! 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
1929 Still cold. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
1930 They're looking for quarters. 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
1931 Keep your mouth shut! 1.3088 0.08184 68 55 5 8
1932 Don’t mind them. I put all my loose change in bitcoin. 1.3088 0.07629 68 53 9 6
1933 *“If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were hiding something.” 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
1934 Why do you always have to dig up the past 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1935 Looking for a connection 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1936 Not what I had in mind when you said your dad was coming over with a few friends. 1.3088 0.07629 68 53 9 6
1937 Looking for change in all the wrong places. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
1938 Wow that's a lot of people with metal detectors huh? Anyway, so the primary philosophy behind dialectical materialism is recognizing contradictions within current issues on a material level, and that the solutions lie within a rearrangement of soc 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1939 I didn't think we had THAT much change in our couch! 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1940 My switch from cash to a debit card has made their search harder. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1941 All I said to the landlord was that I lost my keys. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1942 What do you think they'll do when they realize that you're sitting on it? 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1943 Apple’s new Find My Wedding Ring app 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1944 And when they find the lost remote, we will glue that one to your left hand. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1945 I explained to them over and over; it’s in Bitcoins 1.3085 0.06598 94 74 11 9
1946 That is not quite the Heavy Metal party i expected. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1947 That’s not what I meant when I said that I wanted to see The Beach Boys! 1.3077 0.08481 52 40 8 4
1948 You misunderstood. I said I liked heavy metal and detective work. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1949 Will you be mine? 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1950 When you said you were inviting some metal enthusiasts round - I was thinking more Iron Maiden maybe. 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
1951 I wasn't sure if I lost it in the garbage disposal. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1952 Most people just pick up the cushions. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1953 Should we tell them it is a plastic key? 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1954 The data miners are really on it today. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1955 Oh wait, my keys ARE in my pocket after all. 1.3077 0.07808 78 64 4 10
1956 This is really your retirement plan? 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1957 It may be iron deficiency. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1958 It's probably just in the couch cushions. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1959 Do you have any change? Let's throw it around and see what happens. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1960 I said you need to find your mettle, not your metal! 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1961 I hired them. You keep shouting, 'get the quarter back!' 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
1962 A for effort, guys, but I found the quarter between the couch cushions. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1963 When you said you lost a gold tooth, shouldn’t you have mentioned that it was while you were scuba diving? 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1964 This is testing my mettle. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1965 Weird...Spotify will only play heavy metal station! 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1966 It was called “Old School Find My Phone”. 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
1967 All this for a lost Buffalo head nickle? 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1968 Don't you trust me? 1.3077 0.05567 78 55 22 1
1969 I liked Metallica’s earlier stuff. 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
1970 Don't worry, they can't detect your lies. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1971 No magnetism here. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1972 When they said the condo came with beach views... 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1973 Should we tell them this is Studio 54, not Area 51? 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
1974 Do you hear beeping or is it just me? 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1975 Where was the last place you remember seeing your phone? 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1976 We hope to find out just what makes a couch potato tick. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1977 You just had to post on NextDoor about my lost wedding band... 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1978 Once they find your keys, you’re welcome to leave. 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
1979 I always heard blind dates were a minefield. But yeesh! 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
1980 Wouldn't it just be easier to get up and change the channel 1.3067 0.05687 75 53 21 1
1981 Where did our love go? 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1982 I think we should call the whole thing off. I have gone overboard searching for traces of animal magnetism. It's just not here. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1983 There's decent conversation around here, we're sure of it. 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
1984 When you said your new place was a gold mine I didn’t think you meant literally. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1985 Do you get the feeling there’s an elephant in the room? 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
1986 ‘I know you liked those earrings but can’t you just buy another pair?’ 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1987 We're sitting on a gold mine 1.3065 0.06335 62 44 17 1
1988 Enough with the practice, already. When are you guys headed for the beach? 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
1989 Finders keeper, loosens weepers. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
1990 You must be hiding something. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
1991 I'm having doubts about crowdsourcing the search for your wedding ring ... 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
1992 Danny went great lengths to rediscover his once magnetic charm. 1.3065 0.08159 62 49 7 6
1993 You better hope they find the ring. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
1994 I thought that maybe they could find my missing nose ring... 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
1995 I know there's a ring around here somewhere. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
1996 Help me understand how losing an engagement ring is a good start to a life together. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
1997 Oh nothing to worry about. I am just checking if I am walking into an emotional minefield. 1.3061 0.06390 98 77 12 9
1998 This isn't going to help find your missing Bitcoin." 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1999 I'm pretty sure I'll get a ring from them before you! 1.3059 0.06905 85 67 10 8
2000 Of course, they'll keep 10% of what they find. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
2001 ARE WE SITTING ON A GOLD MINE? 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
2002 I know the remote is around here somewhere... 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
2003 But he said we were sitting on a gold mine! 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
2004 I don't think this is how you find your Bitcoin password 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
2005 I'm beginning to doubt that you lost your wedding ring, 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2006 I had to be the one to turn off all the find-my-phone tools.” 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2007 How many more Swiffer products do we need? 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2008 I think it's about time we check under these couch cushions. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2009 And once they find the engagement ring, then what? 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2010 They haven't heard of Bitcoin. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2011 Try one more time honey. Where did you last put your mind? 1.3056 0.07568 72 57 8 7
2012 I'd ask them to leave, but they're the only thing creating the illusion there's a floor. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2013 You know I can just make you another copy of the keys, right? 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
2014 They did say love is a battlefield you know. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
2015 I lost my earring live on Instagram. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
2016 I said they could have 50% of anything they find 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2017 I'm sure your keys are here somewhere. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
2018 I guess everyone is looking for some change. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2019 I told you long ago, Bitcoin eliminates all of this. 1.3049 0.07089 82 65 9 8
2020 Come to think of it, I left the keys in my gym shorts! 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
2021 yes, maybe too much, but it was MY earring! 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2022 You tweeted "1969-S Lincoln cent seen in our sofa" Yes, YOU caused this! 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2023 Could they be in your other pants? 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
2024 I thought you said you could summon "herds." 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
2025 You lost your keys AGAIN? 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
2026 A sweep for bugs? I meant ants . 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
2027 I hate Hobby Night. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
2028 My in-laws are always meddling in my business. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
2029 It was fun for awhile, Brandon, but I can't just sit around on your couch anymore. I want to be with someone who is looking for something special 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
2030 Guy: "Babe, what are these men are doing too close to us?" Girl: "They're looking for the remaining women's rights for them to destroy!" 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
2031 Telling them that you lost your ring is the only way to get your apartment cleaned these days. 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
2032 Wouldn't it just be easier to buy another nose bolt? 1.3043 0.07531 69 54 9 6
2033 How about Buffy, for a girl? Do you like the name Buffy? 1.3043 0.07809 69 55 7 7
2034 You should see 'em work on a haystack 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
2035 I hope I took the jewelry off of his body. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2036 Or, we could have looked between the cushions. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
2037 Can't you just check the sofa for coins like everyone else? 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
2038 They followed me back from the beach. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
2039 I realize you are trying to be helpful, and I appreciate it, but I think you misunderstood when I told I lost my virginity on this couch. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
2040 I think we should have a look under the cushions. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
2041 I think they are looking for the supreme courts backbone 1.3038 0.07286 79 63 8 8
2042 I've lost my equilibrium. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
2043 Can you just admit that they aren’t vacuums already? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
2044 Remind me, which remote are they looking for? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
2045 The remote's gotta be here somewhere. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
2046 You had to put I can't find engagment ring on facebook. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
2047 Promise me you didn't hock your wedding ring. 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
2048 I feel change coming on! 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
2049 Thy cll thmslvs th vwl hntrs. 1.3030 0.08070 66 53 6 7
2050 They're getting warmer.... 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
2051 This is the weirdest fraternity hazing I've ever seen. 1.3030 0.08070 66 53 6 7
2052 Lost your Juul again? 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2053 Is your missing gold crown really worth all this? 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
2054 So you updated to find my phone beta version? 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2055 They must be looking for that heart of gold you're always telling me about.... 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
2056 I know it seems highly improbable, but it just might be under the cushions. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2057 'At this point, I think it would have been cheaper just to buy a new ring!" 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
2058 Yeah but it was my grandmother's engagement ring, and my mother will kill me! 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
2059 The whole "Captain Kidd buried his treasure in a brownstone on E 68th" was on the podcast as a joke. Who knew it would go viral? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2060 I told you we shouldn't have built our house on the beach. 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
2061 Should we tell them this floor was made with concrete and steel wire mesh? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2062 You just had to write that I was pure gold on your Instagram! 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2063 And somehow there are enough microchips for this? 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
2064 Have you tried Find My iPhone? 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
2065 You could be sitting on a gold mine! 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2066 I’m telling you we’re sitting on a gold mine here! 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
2067 You said you wanted change 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
2068 Shh, we’re mining for Bitcoin. 1.3023 0.06834 86 68 10 8
2069 I’m certain the remote is under the seat cushion. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
2070 It’s just a hairpin. Maybe we should just forget it. 1.3016 0.08043 63 50 7 6
2071 I feel like I've lost my way. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
2072 Mom always said you were a golddigger. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
2073 It’s here, I promise. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
2074 They're trying to find if there's anything worthwhile in our relationship. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
2075 I prefer my Roomba 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
2076 This is not how you check for lead! 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
2077 For the record,I said yes. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
2078 I said I like to listen to metal, not for it… 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
2079 You can surely tell that the COVID-19 unemployment insurance ran out yesterday! 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
2080 You know all about heavy metal. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
2081 Don't worry, we'll find your dog. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2082 I thought Geek Squad just fixed computers. Who knew? 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2083 As long as we sit on them, they won't check under the cushions." 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2084 You said you lived close to the beach but wow! 1.3014 0.07475 73 58 8 7
2085 Maybe you should have emptied your pockets before you took a nap. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2086 Can you tell them to do that outside? 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
2087 They came with the couch 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2088 Serves you right for being a gold-digger. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
2089 I hope this ring is not too small, you stingy guy. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
2090 Did this generation learn that couches have springs? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2091 If it's heads it's your turn to call DoorDash. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
2092 They're searching for the smoking gun Trump used to kill democracy. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
2093 Your friends may have misunderstood my invitation to come over and listen to heavy metal. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
2094 Are you sure you didn't drop the ring in the sink? 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
2095 The only people who listen to metal are 40 year old white guys. 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
2096 You said you were in a metal band. This isn’t what I expected. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
2097 Haven't they thought of looking down the sofa? 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2098 That's what you get for carrying a BitCoin in your pocket. 1.3000 0.07435 70 55 9 6
2099 Maybe they'll find my keys. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
2100 I hired them to find your mojo. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2101 Have you noticed any changes since unemployment benefits stopped...A penny for your thoughts?" Heidi Roe Myrtle Point, Orego 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
2102 It's not you, it's me. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2103 Roombas have come a long way since the early days! 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
2104 You're sure finding metallic cryptocurrency is going to be the next big thing? 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
2105 Do you remember the days when if we lost our keys in the apartment we'd try to find them ourselves? 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
2106 I can't find the AppleTV remote. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
2107 I tried to tell them you can't find bitcoins that way. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2108 All I said was you needed to embrace change. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
2109 Harold, the next time you host your detectorist group, make sure you tell them it's OUTSIDE. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
2110 We must be sitting on top of a gold mine. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2111 There must be a lot of quarters between the cushions. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2112 This is exactly why I prefer Bitcoin. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
2113 This calls into question our magnetic attraction. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
2114 I'm not detecting any hostility from you, but they are. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2115 This shag carpet wasn’t really a good idea 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
2116 If that really is your lucky quarter you would have found it on your own. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2117 ‘My mum said I needed to find some empathy.’ 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
2118 Why don't they just search the cushion for spare change? 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
2119 I’m not saying you’re a gold digger, but… 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2120 Zillenial Retirement Plan 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
2121 All I said was…”You lost that loving feeling.” 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
2122 I’ll never take my wedding ring off again. I promise. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2123 And you swear you checked the couch for the Amazon remote? 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
2124 This contact tracing is becoming absurd. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
2125 You're sure the remote is not just under one of the couch cushions? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
2126 Check out the latest ‘find my iPhone’ technology 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
2127 This is what I meant when I said I’m a modern day gold digger 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
2128 Something about this curling practice doesn't seem straight. 1.2987 0.07175 77 61 9 7
2129 Could you ask them to vacuum instead? 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2130 I told you when we started dating that I was a heavy metal freak. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2131 Is there something you haven’t told me? 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2132 You know, we wouldn't have to do this if you kept your Legos where they belong. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2133 So, our wedding rings are steel? 1.2987 0.07410 77 62 7 8
2134 But your toy from the crunchy corn box was plastic. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2135 So that’s what you meant you live with a bunch of gold diggers 1.2987 0.07175 77 61 9 7
2136 It's part of the 12-step program to wean them off their phones. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
2137 its the product I bought you to find your phone 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2138 I shouldn't have told my friends that you are a diamond in a gold mine. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2139 Really!! That valuable? How many carats? 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2140 We've been sitting here for eighteen months -- the couch is probably a gold mine. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
2141 Study room? Or panic room. This carpet could use a good debugging. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2142 They said they detect a communication problem in our relationship 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
2143 I like to be surrounded by those who have the same values in life. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
2144 I didn't mean we've lost the key to happiness literally. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2145 You can keep looking but I told you there was no chip in the COVID Vaccine. 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
2146 I told you a thousand times, we are not sitting on a gold mine!!! 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2147 Not the romantic proposal you had in mind, eh? 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2148 Are you sure it was only a quarter? 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2149 It's probably time to upgrade your Find My app. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
2150 I wonder who will be weeping after this. 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
2151 With all the red flags I found, I thought there might be a silver lining here. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
2152 Word finally got out that all those little nuggets of advice I give you are pure gold. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
2153 Are you telling me you're in a metal band without telling me you're in a metal band? 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2154 It’s OK. It’s the most overlooked line item in the Patriot Act. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2155 I guess we could just check under the cushions… 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2156 Are you sure your keys aren't under the cushion? 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2157 Living with treasure hunters was a lot more enjoyable before work-from-home 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
2158 These days, life is a beach. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
2159 It's a new game called 'Find the Bitcoin. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
2160 Why do I feel this date is a mine field? 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
2161 Is finding the VCR remote that important? 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2162 What do you mean you still have a metal house key? 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
2163 All of this for a nickel? 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
2164 The rumor is that this was all part of a pirate ship years ago. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2165 Though you said you cleaned under the cushions...... 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
2166 I do not want to hear a beep about this later. 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
2167 I don’t think my sanity is metallic 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
2168 My dad and his friends say I need to, “find my mettle” or something. 1.2967 0.06536 91 72 11 8
2169 Idiots! The coins are in the couch. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
2170 There's nothing here. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2171 You SURE you didn't use the remote last? 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
2172 You could just as easily sit there indoors. 1.2963 0.05399 81 58 22 1
2173 I think the true treasure lies within. You? 1.2963 0.05399 81 58 22 1
2174 Can't you get by with one hearing aid? 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2175 I'm not sure this is such a great way to find a lost bitcoin. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2176 Honey, I think we need some change around here. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2177 You saw all the loose change they found in the couch. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2178 What’s mine is yours.” 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2179 Apparently the gun buyback program worked. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2180 Maybe you left it in the bedroom? 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2181 Have you looked under the couch cushions lately? 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2182 Give me a minute, I'll have a penny for your thoughts. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2183 Not certain I agree with this new stimulus package - but what’s the alternative? 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
2184 Like I told you, the ring is somewhere near the sofa. 1.2958 0.05812 71 51 19 1
2185 The loose change is in the sofa 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2186 Are you sure you can't remember where you put your keys? 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
2187 So we’re all here looking for conversation? 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
2188 It's cheaper than BitCoin mining. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
2189 Now where exactly was it you said you lost your weeding ring? 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
2190 Were you using the landline? 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
2191 All I said was “can you help me find my earring?” 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
2192 What did you want to ask me? 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
2193 I said liking Metal MUSIC was a deal breaker. 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
2194 I thought the 49ers were a football team. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
2195 I think we may want to think twice before moving to the beach. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
2196 Did you make it clear that the Pirate Booty you were referring to was a snack? 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2197 There’s an app for this, you know… 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2198 When you said your friends were metalheads, I wasn't expecting this. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2199 Why can't old white men ever be happy with what they have? 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
2200 This search for the origins of Covid is getting ridiculous. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
2201 If we tell them we're sitting on the loose change, maybe they will go away. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2202 If that so-called engagement ring really just fell out of your pocket, they oughta find it 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
2203 I see some drawbacks to moving the couch to the beach. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2204 All this for a lost quarter! 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
2205 They are looking for that vaccine chip that the other news channel keeps talking about. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
2206 Sir, you can't hide fourteen cents of bank interest from the IRS! 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2207 ‘Looks like we’d have the beach to ourselves today .’ 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2208 No, I mean we’re literally sitting on a gold mine. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2209 Do you think they will find all that Bitcoin hidden in the sofa? 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2210 I guess we're on top of a gold mine! 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
2211 Which one of us is going to tell them you were joking in that Reddit thread? 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2212 Got any spare change? 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2213 Searching for the meaning of life: “find anything?” 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2214 Man’s search for meaning 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2215 I have a few issues to iron out. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
2216 Are you worried they’ll find out you’ve been vaccinated? 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
2217 At first I only looked for coins under the cushions. Then I thought, wait… 1.2931 0.08523 58 47 5 6
2218 Can't you just be normal and look for your change in the couch? 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
2219 Let me guess--your dad's favorite song is 'Enter Sandman' by Metallica? 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
2220 Please explain your reasoning for bragging on-line about your bitcoin collection here at the apartment. 1.2931 0.08523 58 47 5 6
2221 How did all these people think that coins were magnetic? 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
2222 I told them I had plenty of heavy metal back at my place. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
2223 Do they know that our Bitcoins are not physical coins? 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
2224 Whoever finds it can have her! 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
2225 Searching for bitcoin 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
2226 Before I look for my keys under the sofa cushions, I’m eliminating any other possible spots. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
2227 On the other hand, we could go out. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
2228 This is not what I ment when I said I wanted to hire a lie detector 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
2229 Is this one of those silent raves? 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
2230 we can just go buy a new ring 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
2231 How is that any different from looking for Pokemon? 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
2232 So you're a metalhead? 1.2927 0.06829 82 65 10 7
2233 I must have misunderstood you when you told me you'd be all mine. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
2234 It’s over Joey, I already picked up the pieces of my broken heart 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
2235 Do you really think this is better than the Findmyphone app? 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2236 I think we're in the clear. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
2237 Any luck finding the remote? 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2238 I hope you didn't iron your shirt. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2239 And you find my book club meeting disruptive? 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
2240 It's like crypto mining but with a smaller carbon footprint. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2241 They’re Finding all the love you promised 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
2242 They know this isn't how you get Bitcoin, right 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2243 You’re right, I didn’t want a surprise proposal” 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2244 they will never find the Bitcoin 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
2245 Last time it took only four dudes to find your keys. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2246 Think about it, Jeff. How can you lose the key of a combination lock? 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
2247 Are you trying to say I am a gold digger? 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2248 You should find a word other than ‘beachy’ to describe your new friends. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
2249 Seriously? Just for missing car keys? 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2250 This isn't what I had in mind when you said, 'beach living.' 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2251 Just wait til they get under the cushions. 1.2917 0.05394 72 51 21 0
2252 Now,what were you going to ask me before you lost that ring? 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
2253 I'd like lentils for dinner. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2254 It is not picking up any of the dust! 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2255 Should we tell them they're in a living room? 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
2256 Maybe you need some new friends. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2257 I’ve called the best guys for the job, but they’re still trying to detect what was funny about that joke. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2258 Virtual reality as an elder millennial is a real let down. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2259 I thought you said you were into heavy metal? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2260 I thought you said you found your keys. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2261 I went to Task Rabbit to find my car keys. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
2262 No. Do you _mind_ sweeping? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2263 This is not what I pictured when you mentioned your friends were all “into metal” 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
2264 Wow, I guess life really IS a beach 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
2265 Oh, they're crypto-miners sidelining as sofa cushion coin miners. 1.2903 0.08094 62 50 6 6
2266 It's quieter than vacuuming. 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
2267 You're really attached to that retainer. 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
2268 Don't tell them you're into metal. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2269 Yeah . . . kind of like Blue Man Group, I guess? 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2270 Yes, it's important--but still, it's just a ring. 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
2271 Well, it was your idea to hide the remote! 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
2272 I hope the 5 blind men will agree the reality is flat and safe. 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
2273 I'm telling you, it fell between the cushions! 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2274 Can't the Roomba trainers do this some other time? 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
2275 I swear I bought you a ring. Im sure they’ll find it soon! 😳 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
2276 I’m pretty sure it was a mercury dime. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2277 Well honey, this is definitely the most original gender reveal party ever. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2278 You still don't believe me that relationships are a minefield? 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2279 Somehow, I have this feeling I could be striking gold with you. 1.2899 0.07473 69 55 8 6
2280 You did try looking between the cushions, right? 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2281 Why can't I just give you some change for the washing machine? 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2282 I’m not sure I like the new Mettle Detectors. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2283 Whoa. This new Virtual Minesweeper game is intense. 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
2284 They are not metal detectors, they are detetectorists. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2285 You need to make some new friends. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2286 How can you lose your braces? 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
2287 You haven’t played musical metal detectors before? 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2288 I can’t believe you don’t remember where you put the Bitcoins. 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
2289 Can we please just call an Uber? 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2290 It’s so hard to find something to watch 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
2291 What else do your friends do? 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2292 They never did find out what happened to the last owner's coin collection. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2293 Why not just buy new ear buds? 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
2294 What? I told you I was going to start farming for bitcoin! 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2295 I know you are a heavy metal fan, but … 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2296 Trust me, it’s still cheaper than paying for a new key fob for my car 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2297 They're way better for keys than contact lenses. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
2298 Trust me, this is better than MMA… 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
2299 Misplaced your keys again?!? 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
2300 You're the one who just had to live in Gettysburg. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
2301 “Do I detect cold feet? 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
2302 Everyone around us is always listening to hard rock or heavy metal. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
2303 Are you sure you placed the couch in the right spot? 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
2304 Dick Nixon used to live here. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2305 Are all your buddies Bitcoin miners? 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2306 I’m not sure we’re ready for a cashless society. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2307 They’re supposed to be out by the hay stack. 1.2879 0.08011 66 54 5 7
2308 Why can't the treasure be the friendship we've made along the way 1.2879 0.07714 66 53 7 6
2309 Guess they already checked the cushions. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2310 You actually a robot?! You can sit all quiet and whatever, but they still gonna find you. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2311 I’m hoping they will find enough for a pizza, how ‘bout you? 1.2879 0.05616 66 47 19 0
2312 After The Great Coin Shortage of 2020, the national treasury vowed that would never happen again… 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2313 Don’t let it bother you. Last time I had a guy over my brothers brought their chainsaws. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2314 Are you sure you checked behind the cushions? 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2315 To whom did you say our lease was a minefield? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2316 You are looking for more out of this relationship than I am. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2317 I don't think you can mine Bitcoin like this. 1.2877 0.07162 73 58 9 6
2318 Did you leave the door unlocked again? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2319 I told them that anything not beneath the sofa cushions is fair game. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
2320 "How dare you say it's JUST an earring? I LOVE that earring. And earrings come in PAIRS, in case you didn't know that." 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2321 It’s not that I don’t trust you, but are you sure you’re not sitting on it? 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2322 You know, sometimes I wish I wasn’t so magnetic 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2323 Are you enjoying the National Metal Detectors of America conference? 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2324 It's called "Pokemon Gold"... 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
2325 Don't ask me. I've lost count. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2326 I think we might be sitting on a gold mine. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2327 This would make more sense if we had shag carpet. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2328 What did you THINK would happen when you bragged our apartment is a treasure? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2329 If they don't find the remote in 15 minutes or less you get a full refund. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
2330 Well, someone's a real penny pincher. 1.2857 0.07977 63 51 6 6
2331 What I wouldn't give for a good B.S. detector. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2332 I should have trusted my friends when they said you were a professional gold digger. 1.2857 0.08722 56 46 4 6
2333 Mining bitcoin 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2334 I never should have told the guys that you carelessly drop change all the time. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2335 Either they’re dumb or we’re dumb 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2336 They're my ex husbands; they're trying to get their rings back. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2337 When are we going to tell them how you lost your bitcoin? 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
2338 All this to find your missing earring?” 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
2339 Did you really expect to end our relationship peacefully? 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
2340 Could it be us? 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
2341 I said erection, not detection. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
2342 You still think posting a reward for your lost keys was a good idea? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2343 I told you to just use a 401(k). 1.2857 0.07126 77 62 8 7
2344 Do they not realize all the change is under these cushions? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2345 You should be more careful with your loose change. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
2346 Didn't we see these guys at the beach--with vacuum cleaners? 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
2347 They'll find your penny in no time. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
2348 Next time that you lose your keys, just use mine. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2349 Move to the beach, you said. Imagine the serenity … 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2350 I miss Pokémon more.. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
2351 HA! They are looking for metal in a plastic world ! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2352 All I did was post that must be fifty bucks of change buried in our shag rug 1.2857 0.08341 56 45 6 5
2353 They just don’t understand Bitcoin. 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
2354 They should be able to find the remote 1.2857 0.06154 98 78 12 8
2355 I already found the remote but I'm holding out that they'll uncover our chance to get on Antiques Roadshow. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2356 They're looking for my keys 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
2357 They just showed up after hearing I was mining Bitcoin. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2358 It’s time we turn off “share my information”with these apps 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
2359 I was wondering what you meant by 'lost key party.' 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2360 Data Mining? 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2361 This isn't what I expected from a Minecraft convention. 1.2857 0.06603 56 41 14 1
2362 I'm pretty sure it rolled under the couch. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
2363 Thought you were joking about hitting gold to afford our mortgage. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2364 It’s my Dad’s way of telling us to get off the couch. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
2365 Their service to find lost keys exceeds my expectation,but I question their ability to make a profit. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2366 I asked them to find your commitment to this relationship. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2367 We detect something is wrong. 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
2368 I told you we should have brought the metal detector. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
2369 Should we tell them laundry is free? 1.2857 0.07977 63 51 6 6
2370 I love you, but I don’t think anyone can find the value in our relationship anymore. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
2371 Are they detectors or detectorists? 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2372 You’ll never guess what I put down there 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2373 Find my iPhone for dads. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
2374 I’m not moving. The real mother load is right under this cushion. 1.2857 0.08341 56 45 6 5
2375 Oh look, everyone can detect your BS but you. Big surprise. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2376 Don't worry, I already found my treasure! 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
2377 El Mago lost his $200k earring when we were watching the Mets game. It could be anywhere now! 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
2378 I swear if they don’t find my keys I’ll get new ones 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2379 Dinner’s on me tonight. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
2380 Don't mind my friends, this is how they show they care 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
2381 I'm allergic to metal" 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
2382 If you would pick up the vacuum once in a while this wouldn’t be happening. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2383 I think it’s time to get rid of the shag carpet. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2384 Do you expect them to find your team a new quarterback as well? 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2385 My dad warned me that you and your friends were gold diggers, but I don't think he had this in mind 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2386 If we don't get up, the loose change is ours. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2387 It okay. We get 10 percent of any find. 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
2388 This time you state a theory and I'll tell you why it's wrong. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2389 It's called Sorcerer's Apprentice 3" 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2390 Should we tell them we just used the Rumba." 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
2391 Should we tell them there's an easier way to mine crypto? 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
2392 First one to find the broken vaccine vial’s microchip, wins! 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2393 Look, I'm not taking the new floor up just for a cat unless it's definately under there. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2394 You know this won’t help you find your contact lens. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2395 I said lie detectors, not metal detectors. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2396 Don't worry. They'll find it. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2397 As soon as they find your wedding band we can begin the movie. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2398 At our price point, what did you expect insisting on "convenient beach access"? 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
2399 My book club meetings are nothing like this. 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
2400 You know you could just sew up those holes in your pockets. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2401 They’ve been back everyday since they found that nickel in the sofa. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
2402 Bitcoin mining 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2403 I have no idea why people think I'm a gold-digger. 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
2404 I hope they don’t find mum under the floorboards 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2405 Wouldn’t it be easier to just buy new AirPods? 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2406 Seeking Metal Lovers” fooled me too. Want to headbang anyway 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2407 The real treasure was the friends we made by trapping them inside our house. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2408 The most recent ‘Find My iPhone’ update seems a bit ambitious, if you ask me. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2409 Not to worry! They’ll never think to look between the cushions. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
2410 YOU’RE the one who wanted a beach front home. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
2411 They volunteered to help find my earring 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
2412 This is the third time. Accept it, you need a smaller cock ring. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
2413 Five stars for the location -- one for the ambience. 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
2414 'They're looking for bitcoin.' 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
2415 I told you my engagement ring is not in this apartment!! 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
2416 Have you met-al my friends? 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
2417 Left my phone on silent again. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
2418 They found a viking hoard, but no remote control. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2419 I'm telling you, you left your watch at my mother's. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2420 Last effort to get a down payment to buy a house 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
2421 You lost your braces?!! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2422 Do your friends always listen to heavy Metal?" 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2423 Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2424 They will find it! I really did buy a ring for you. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2425 Now if they could only find those socks constantly missing from the dryer 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2426 Is there something you were meaning to ask me? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2427 It is part of the dating app checking for magnetism between us 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2428 Fran Lebowitz was right in her One-Star Amazon review in Daily Shouts. You only see men using these things. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2429 What? It’s not like I can call my keys. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2430 This month, it’s metal detecting; next month, the dads all buy recumbent bikes 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2431 ss “You couldnt just look for it yourself…?” 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2432 No, I said our relationship was in need of change. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2433 If you’d just pick up the cushions and get the loose change even once a month this wouldn’t keep happening. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2434 Do you think it is our animal magnetism? 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2435 I think they're mining for Bitcoin. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2436 Do you ever get the idea we're surrounded by gold diggers? 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
2437 It's my Dad's version of Minesweeper 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
2438 All the loose change is under the sofa cushions,right? 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2439 You're the one who wanted a house on the beach. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2440 They will vanish if I say the safe word. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2441 When you told me you were having people over to listen to “old metal”, I pictured a bit more Ozzy. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2442 Maybe we shouldn’t have told your Dad about my earring. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2443 I hope you don’t wear braces 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2444 'I know you call me 'your treasure' but this is really getting out of hand.' 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2445 You said I had “lost that loving feeling” so I called in some friends to try and find it. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2446 This isn't exactly the metal listening party I was expecting. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
2447 Okay in fairness you left yours on the sink last week 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2448 This is absurd! Just walk over the the TV and change the channel manually! 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
2449 It's possible they're lookin' for love in all the wrong places. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
2450 So THESE are your beach buddies? 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
2451 This is why they tell you to insure the ring 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
2452 how many land mines does our marriage have? 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
2453 They're searching for the meaning of life...I don't think they're leaving anytime soon 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
2454 Sitting on a gold mine. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2455 Seems like a lot of trouble for a lost quarter. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2456 I still prefer a vacuum. 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
2457 After this past year, I'll try anything to find my sanity 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
2458 You don’t vacuum much do you? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2459 As long as we keep sitting here watching TV they'll never find all the coins under the cushions. 1.2800 0.05220 75 54 21 0
2460 They used to wait tables. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2461 They're looking in all the wrong places. Isn't that a song? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2462 Didn’t you want to find new heavy metal bands? 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2463 A minefield is a terrible thing to waste 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
2464 I can't wait for crypto to kill this hobby. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2465 Mom and dad sent them in to find some college tuition. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2466 Have a date at the beach they said, it'll be romantic 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2467 Well, you said you couldn't find your keys. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2468 So, instead of looking for my ring yourself, you posted a story about a lost treasure under our house? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2469 Don't worry they are testing for signs of the vaccine. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2470 It's okay... really... it's just a nose ring. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
2471 All I asked was if 'you' would help me find my earing... 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2472 They’re looking for the Bitcoin you lost. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2473 I just have the feeling we can't find each other. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2474 Don't worry, These guys can even find a needle in a haystack. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2475 Let us stop chasing easy money, and start planning our future. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2476 Did you have to post on Facebook that our home sits on a former gold rush site? 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2477 I heard there was going to be a " Heavy Metal" concert here today. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2478 Spring break sucks this year. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
2479 On the flip side, it's still better than seeing them hunting Pokémon. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
2480 Just give them you change and they will go away. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2481 This is how you find Bitcoin, I think. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2482 You wanted waterfront property. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2483 You're the one who said "imagine we're at the beach." 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
2484 You know you could just L 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
2485 This is what you get for hiding the Metallica CD! 1.2787 0.07799 61 49 7 5
2486 It’s no worries. We’ll find your other earring. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2487 They heard their unemployment benefits were ending. 1.2787 0.07799 61 49 7 5
2488 Didn’t your father’s Instagram bio read, “Puts the boom in boomer?” Is that what this is about? 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2489 But it’s my turn to choose. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2490 …there’s a bonus if they find the remote too 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2491 Hard to believe, but this place used to be a laundromat. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2492 Watch what happens when I push the remote! 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2493 Told you that joke was gold. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2494 I know you said you’d buy me dinner, but really???? 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
2495 Why not just check the cushions? 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
2496 Try to remember the last place you saw the ring. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2497 So are you an international terrorist. Or do I have amnesia? 1.2778 0.08532 54 44 5 5
2498 This rental is way too close to the beach. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
2499 Your friends are weird. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2500 I won’t say ‘no’ if you propose without a ring. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2501 Ok. But pretty soon I'll be looking for a stud, too. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2502 Think they don't know what Bitcoins are? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2503 Waiti 'til they gt to the couch. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2504 Rumor has it Jimmy Hoffa is buried where this house now stands. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
2505 If your guys don't find your wedding ring in an hour, we're getting a divorce. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
2506 All is not lost, I’m sure they’ll find traces of bamboo here to stop the steal. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
2507 If they're looking for motivation, they're not gonna find any of that here. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2508 Something tells me we won’t find any value in this stream. 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
2509 Have you no cents? 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
2510 Does your father need always that much help to find his keys? 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
2511 What did you post on Reddit this time? 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
2512 Well, they haven't found my car keys yet, but they did find some bottle caps, loose change, and a rusty nail 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2513 The remote has to be here somewhere! 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2514 Now we know. Surprise party…fun. Search party…not fun. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2515 Don't worry. We're not bothering them. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2516 Ping. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2517 Not a chance in hell they'll find your bitcoin. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2518 So, your sister lost an earring! 1.2769 0.05593 65 47 18 0
2519 I thought you said the Bitcoin only existed virtually. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2520 So now you’ll get that app to find your keys? 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2521 I was going to ask you to marry me, but I dropped the $20,000 engagement ring in the carpet. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2522 You might consider cutting back on your iron. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
2523 I’ve tried to tell them, the money is always under the seat cushion. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2524 You wearin' tap shoes again? 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2525 Those are the new smarthphones. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
2526 I really think we need to start vacuuming more often 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
2527 Walk away slowly. Don’t make eye contact. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2528 Don’t even think about letting them under these couch cushions. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2529 You never listen, I said I want a gentle protector... 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
2530 This is not the kind of heavy metal I expected. 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
2531 I know it appears that as a group they lack diversity, but just check out their footwear. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2532 Did you clearly place the decimal point on the $5000.00 reward? 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2533 I've to find my ring before going home. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2534 Collect metal detector enthusiasts” is the last square on my “Pandemic Bingo” card 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2535 One man's trash is another man's treasure 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2536 Yesterday they circled Mom’s jewelry box. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
2537 Hey, that weed IS gold. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2538 I told you this movie was a bomb. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2539 Do you think we're missing something? 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
2540 Did you say you dropped only a quarter? 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
2541 I have a really important question for you, just give these guys a few minutes. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2542 Every once in a while, I'll drop a quarter. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
2543 I think we need those ear thingies 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
2544 I swear,I have all my earring backs. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
2545 My life is a dopamine field! 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
2546 Show me your ring finger. 1.2759 0.08080 58 47 6 5
2547 You think they'll find that lost Led Zeppelin album? 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
2548 Sit tight and they'll never find the change in the cushions. 1.2754 0.07411 69 56 7 6
2549 This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted a beach theme. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2550 Well it was a bad connection, and I thought I heard 'detectives' convention. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2551 Are you sure you lost your keys in here? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2552 I’m sorry! When I signed us up for “Treasure Hunters’ Club - Home Version,” I thought it was just a new app for buying hip home furnishings at big discounts. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2553 They’re here to help you find your wedding ring I heard you lost before you went to the bar with your buddies the other night. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2554 Social scientists attempt to find what is left of the emasculated American male soul. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2555 Don’t these losers know that NFL football starts today? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2556 They're iron-deficient zombies. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2557 Don’t worry, honey. These nice folks will find your je ne sais quoi soon. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2558 Did you give Mia a piggybank ride again? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2559 . . . and then i lost my filling 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2560 It’s Not paranoia if one of them actually find something 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2561 What they’ll find, is probably mine. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2562 That's not what I meant by 'interested in underground metal.' 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2563 Didn't mean to drop anything big, just my two cents. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2564 I’ve given up, but my friends will find my keys. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2565 This is much easier than looking for the remote. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2566 I don’t care what you say, I know I had more than a quarter when I came here. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2567 The market value of dust bunnies has skyrocketed 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2568 İ have a question for you if these guys are successful 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2569 I’m no expert, but I don’t think this the way to mine Bitcoin. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
2570 Nothing like a nice clean home! 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2571 Am I missing something? 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
2572 Don't blame me, I told you not to get metal detectors for your family during Covid . 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2573 It appears the irony is lost on them as well. 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
2574 These detect open-mindedness -- something that seems to have disappeared during the past year-and-a-half. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2575 Just be patient. I hired these guys to find us something safe to talk about. They will definitely find us something. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2576 Just act natural. The metal screws in my left knee are going to drive them crazy. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2577 Did you tell them this was a beach house and the sand is down by the ocean. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2578 Pay no heed. Two are FBI and the others are CIA. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2579 It's the coin shortage. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2580 and you still couldn't find the remote.. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2581 If you prefer, we can go in the bedroom and pan for gold. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2582 Did you hear a BEEP?? 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
2583 The pandemic made them all question their career choices. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2584 bomb squad 101 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2585 I thought you said there's a minefield? 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2586 How many more episodes in this show? 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2587 If they pick up a bleep on my lost Rolex, stop them and tell them to leave and no one will get hurt 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2588 Where again did you think you lost the engagement ring? 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2589 It turns out that Google Maps put the "x" in "Bronx" on our apartment. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2590 "Are they looking for your lost Bitcoins?" 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2591 Why don’t I just give you a dime 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2592 Maybe you dropped your Bitcoin key somewhere else. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2593 How long do you think they’ll go until they realize I forgot to put the batteries in? 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2594 Have you seen my ring? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2595 They’re so determined to find the Wifi password. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2596 I called in some friends to help look for your lost engagement ring. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2597 So you lose your keys and you never check your back pocket?" 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
2598 Of course they're not finding anything. All the cool stuff is under the cushions by now.... 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2599 A bit excessive, don't you think, for some loose change. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2600 I much prefer them to the guys with vacuums. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
2601 This used to be a school playground. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2602 Are you going to tell me where the safe is hidden? 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2603 No. I thought you looked under my cushion. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2604 If they find another engagement ring, I’m going to kill you. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
2605 Beachfront just doesn't have the appeal it used to 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
2606 Everyone has a side hustle these days. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2607 Should we tell them about the plate in my head?? 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
2608 My mom thinks this is how you mine Bitcoin. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2609 You know, there are easier ways to go about finding the remote. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2610 You should never have tweeted that we found rare coins in the couch! 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2611 They're mental detectors to see if you've finally lost your mind. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2612 Didn't we cut the cord?" "Those are subscriptions. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
2613 I’m telling you, we’re literally sitting on a goldmine, here.” 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2614 How should I know what they're doing, I don't even live here. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
2615 I told you the hint I dropped was valuable. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
2616 So what exactly did you say in our ad for a cleaner? 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2617 So, this is the heavy metal group you mentioned on the phone earlier... 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2618 Looks like you're into Heavy Metal. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2619 ‘They heard there were vaccines somewhere round here’ 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2620 Carry on, gentlemen. I’ve been searching for years and there are no sparks here. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
2621 I said nickels, not nickel. This precious metal shortage is getting out of hand 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
2622 What? You said you lost your Bitcoin. I thought they could help 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2623 Love is a battlefield. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2624 I think they’ll find your earring back soon. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2625 And if this currency mining thing doesn’t work out? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2626 I still think a bluetooth tracker is the better solution. 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2627 I see you are still mining for bitcoin. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2628 They call it Fear Of Missing Ore." 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2629 If we stay where we are, they won't find what's in the couch. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
2630 When I said I lost my nerves of steel, I didn’t think you’d call in The Beach Boys. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2631 Just scratched another career path off my list. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2632 I really don't think this is how you're supposed to mine bitcoin. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
2633 Who would have thought ‘Minesweeper’ would get a VR reboot. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2634 You really didn't realize the depth of my despair when you suggested I look for change, did you 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2635 I don' think bit-coin works that way. 1.2712 0.07956 59 48 6 5
2636 As long as we sit here they won't look under the cushions. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2637 You're taking your mom's theory of me being a gold-digger too far. 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2638 Are you certain that you lost the engagement ring in this room ? 1.2712 0.05838 59 43 16 0
2639 'Their supervisor told me they're searching for any evidence of' Anti Woke.'" 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
2640 Life's a beach?" That's the best you got 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2641 THIS is my birthday present? 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2642 Well then be more careful with your retainer. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2643 Just take the cushions off. You’ll find a quarter for the Aldi cart. 1.2712 0.05838 59 43 16 0
2644 I told you not to tweet that you're always losing change from your pockets. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2645 Honey, I really think there's an easier way to get me a ring. 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
2646 Beats Curling practice 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
2647 Automation has nothing on our human-guided robot vacuums. 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
2648 No, they're a heavy metal *detector* band 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
2649 They must be looking for irony deposits. 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
2650 I told you Ikea was a gold mine 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2651 I just wanted to prove to you there's no basis to the rumor I'm a golddigger 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2652 Maybe we should just use a piggy bank moving forward. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2653 I said I really needed *A* change. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2654 When you lose the back of your earring. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2655 They're looking for an honest bit-coin. 1.2703 0.07016 74 60 8 6
2656 Why do I doubt you when you say we are broke? 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2657 Maybe rings were a bad idea. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2658 I hope they like popcorn. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2659 The real treasure is underneath these cushions. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2660 Evidently all those coins we've lost were worth something. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2661 This is metal as hell. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2662 I don't think we should have listed our house as a "treasure". 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2663 We should have gotten rid of this shag rug a long time ago. 1.2698 0.07575 63 51 7 5
2664 They are searching for your lack of opinion on their trespassing 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2665 They've been patient. We should let them search under the cushions. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2666 If they don't find my wedding ring you won't have any trouble 'detecting' my displeasure 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2667 My shrink says deep down I don't want to be engaged. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2668 Are they all here mining bitcoin? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2669 My dad said he was going to have SCANCOM come over and look for hidden condoms, you should probably take out your wallet now, they'll ask, it's only our first date ya'know 1.2698 0.07575 63 51 7 5
2670 I always knew you were a gold digger 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2671 They are Looking for Godot? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2672 Just give them your $1 coin, it's not that special 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2673 This is all your fault, the huge tax loss you took on that precious metals investment triggered this IRS audit. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2674 This is not a haystack, and I don't care about my missing needle. 1.2698 0.08223 63 53 3 7
2675 Dad lost his wedding ring. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
2676 When you asked me to go listen to metal I imagined something different 1.2698 0.07575 63 51 7 5
2677 Yeah, I lost it somewhere around here 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2678 They’ve been here since I mentioned dropping our bitcoin. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2679 Are you going to stop tweeting about our home's hidden value? 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
2680 It used to be you just looked for loose change under the seat cushions" 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
2681 Did you misplace your wedding ring again? 1.2692 0.08734 52 43 4 5
2682 I hope we're sitting on a goldmine. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
2683 You said we should be working from home more so I brought work home with me. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2684 You should have been more specific when you said you earned millions of bitcoins while sitting on the couch 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2685 You need to stop telling people you mine Bitcoin from home. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
2686 What was wrong with inside a cake? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2687 Maybe I left my keys in the car. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2688 Do you think now is a good time to collect the change from under the cushions? 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
2689 I said 'some guys have been meddling in my stuff.' 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
2690 This building used to be a beach 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2691 I have $1.75 hidden in the cushions. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2692 They’re testing our metal for another round of lockdown 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2693 Now will you use the key chain I gave you stays on your belt? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2694 What makes you think I'm looking for a ring? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2695 - Must be that iron supplement I'm taking. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2696 On second thought, maybe I left it in the car? 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2697 The last tenant was a pirate. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2698 They said it uses less electricity than crypto and stands a roughly equivalent chance of financial success. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2699 Heavy 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2700 Look, we knew moving to Florida would be an adjustment. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2701 Do we bother showing them how to mine Bitcoin? 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2702 This isn't what I meant when I told you "change is inevitable" 1.2683 0.04923 82 60 22 0
2703 Fish some change out of the couch and scatter it. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2704 Do you think we’re sitting on a gold mine or a landmine? 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2705 Really? You lost your wedding ring again? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2706 Not what I was expecting when you said your friends were really into METAL. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
2707 I'm sure the remote is here somewhere. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
2708 There must be a fortune in loose change under these cushions 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2709 Why can’t you just let the coin go? 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2710 I think they will find the remote pretty soon. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
2711 They're mining for Bitcoin. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
2712 I know I left my COVID vaccine around here somewhere... 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2713 We're safe here. The coins are under the cushions. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
2714 Have you looked under the couch? 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2715 You have to tell your family to stop meddling in our relationship . 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2716 I thought you wanted to watch people compete for gold metals. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
2717 you didn’t tell me you like heavy metal. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2718 You can hire people to find your keys now 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
2719 A rainy day is no excuse for your father and friends to have a play date in our home. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2720 me when “ 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
2721 'I lost the remote' 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
2722 They'll verify you ARE sitting on the TV-remote. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2723 I called these guys to try to find your missing personality. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2724 They already checked the couch. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2725 How big was that award for your lost keys? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2726 Oh, them? Hmm. Most people don't notice. Yeah...well...it all started when I asked all these guys with metal detectors to come into my apartment. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2727 Can they help me find my courage? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2728 Carcass? I thought you said car keys. 1.2676 0.07221 71 58 7 6
2729 Pokemon Go! had an update 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2730 If you feed me a pack of lies, they'll sense it. I hire them for all my 1st dates. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2731 It’s their reunion album. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2732 Maybe we should stop talking so much about the need for change. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2733 Just wait- this will change on a dime. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2734 That's not what my father meant about finding your mettle. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
2735 They followed me home from the beach 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2736 A dowry? You asked about a dowry? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2737 If they find a Spanish doubloon after all of my vacuuming, I’m gonna be upset. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
2738 This is what we get for buying a house from a pirate. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
2739 My last girlfriend was a gold digger. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2740 Dude, it’s not about finding the lost earring. It’s about the gig workers’ journey. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
2741 We get half of what they find. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2742 Well, do you want to find your wedding ring or not? 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
2743 I thought you said you found your wedding ring. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2744 They'll find the remote. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2745 Today’s Politicians looking for common cents. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
2746 Weirdest Tinder date ever”, thought Alice to herself 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2747 White influencers waiting for black influencers to drop the next big tiktok trend so they can steal it 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2748 I think they’d have better luck if we got up 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2749 I detect it’s time for us to detach 1.2667 0.07835 60 49 6 5
2750 Side hustle of my dad's generation. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2751 Bitcoin gold rush 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
2752 They're not going to find anything unless they check the cushion cracks. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2753 Yes, babe we’re all here trying to find your point! 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2754 I just hope our sanity is ferrous 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2755 I might ask one to check between the cushions. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2756 So do you have any buried secrets you should tell me about? 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2757 Are hair clips really THAT expensive? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2758 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2759 Don't your friends have better things to be doing than helping us find the remote? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2760 Have you looked in the cushions? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2761 That’s the last time we move to an ancient burial ground. 1.2656 0.07468 64 52 7 5
2762 I kind of wish I had lost my ring at the beach. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2763 Did you remember to pay the rent? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2764 Bitcoin ends metal detection. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2765 I guess we were looking for love in all the wrong places. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2766 Bugs...electronic fumigators...a monthly service included in the lease. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2767 You weren't kidding when you said that this house is a gold mine. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
2768 If they find the car keys,then we can go,but not before. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2769 In the couch cushions never occurs to these guys? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2770 You never sewed that hole in your pocket, did you? 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
2771 Apparently a neighbor complained about Heavy Metal. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2772 Maybe they can find my earring. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2773 Should we tell them I found my wedding ring earlier today in the toaster? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2774 There’s got to be a better way to search for loose change. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2775 Actually the “metal detector” is the name of the machine, the correct term for the operator is “divorcée” 1.2656 0.07468 64 52 7 5
2776 32 Red flags and counting. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
2777 Heavy Metal Couch Potatoes 1.2656 0.05564 64 47 17 0
2778 Just keep still and they won’t detect us 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2779 They're getting ready for beach season 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
2780 FFS, the floor doesn’t need any more buffing, let it go” 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2781 Yes, I do think it's time you went back to work. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2782 We're trying to find you marriage rings. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2783 The change that's fallen out of our pockets is under the couch cushions. Don't they realize that? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2784 When I said your floor is a treasure,I was referring to the carpets. Oops! 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2785 What injury is keeping you out of this game, again? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2786 Just hold still and don’t look them in the eye. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2787 Look, I'll buy you a new lucky penny - just send these guys home! 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2788 It was your turn to vacuum. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2789 Okay, okay, I’ll start using the key finder you got me for my birthday. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2790 Okay, so you took the remote out to the car…and then what? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2791 You wouldn't believe what they pulled out of this sofa. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2792 They’ve found the remote, but no car keys yet 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2793 A year-and-a-half on this couch. Who knows what they'll find down there? 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2794 That moment when you simply cannot wake up from yet another unexplainable dream. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
2795 You lost the remote again? 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
2796 It’s kind of like the Olympics. They’re going for the gold. 1.2642 0.08583 53 44 4 5
2797 They don't know I hid it under the couch . 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
2798 Don't look at me. Your contribution alone is 200 million skin cells an hour. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2799 Should we remind them they're in a college dormitory?" 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2800 I told you I wasn’t into heavy metal. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2801 Well, their motto is 'Because the art of finding is hard to master.' 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2802 Growing up, I didn’t know any different. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
2803 I told you I’d do whatever it takes to find my wedding ring. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2804 They're not exactly sure what's missing, but they're positive we took it. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2805 I'm going to find your promise ring if it kills me. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2806 I thought you said you looked... 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2807 I told you we have way too many piercings. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2808 I just can’t escape the sense our relationship is on dangerous ground. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2809 You still can’t convince me you lost your wedding ring. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2810 Yes, I do appreciate the new security measures, but next time why don't we go to my place? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2811 Keep looking boys, I know we'll find the cat eventually. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2812 Working millennials and their parents 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2813 Just ignore them and lift your feet up once in a while. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2814 You just had to blab that our used sofa came from Bill and Melinda Gates! 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2815 Just because your roommate thinks he’s a pirate doesn’t mean there’s buried treasure. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2816 You were the one who wanted to live closest to the beach. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2817 They're after your pocket change, but we're sitting on it. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2818 I told you not to take the ring out of the box, 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2819 I miss the Roomba. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2820 Ready to move the couch off the beach? 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2821 Eventually someone's gonna check under the sofa. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2822 What happens when they find the gun under our sofa cushions? 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2823 But damit!! You said you'd never, ever take it your finger ! 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2824 You're not another one of those gold diggers, are you? 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2825 I am looking for a ring. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2826 It must be our magnetic personalities? 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
2827 Still can’t find the other remote? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2828 Are you sure it was my engagement ring? 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
2829 If it's a matter of money........... we'll find the money! 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
2830 Wouldn't it be cheaper to just buy another set of earrings? 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2831 I feel like they would have found the TV by now. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2832 You know what else they’re not going to find? My virginity. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2833 When I ignored my priest’s advice not to build my house on the sand i didn’t consider this as one of the risks. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2834 Guess the unemployment extension has officially ended. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2835 And you told me Bitcoin is't real! 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2836 Are you sure this is the last place you had your keys? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2837 They say there's money in your house, so I went with the experts. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2838 I say we lift the sofa cushions and make a run for it. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2839 They really don't believe he didn't have a gun. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
2840 Technically, I'm not a gold digger. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
2841 You just had to proclaim you wanted to test your mettle. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2842 Ferrous Bueller's Day Off 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2843 You never listen. I said, “Change, or leave,” not “Leave change.’” 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
2844 You could have just used “Find My Phone”. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2845 so.. still think no one saw us dig up that treasure?" 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
2846 This is your heavy metal band? 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2847 They can dig up whatever, as long as it's not my past. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2848 In case you "lose your phone" again 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2849 Dude, chill, your keys are probably just under the cushion again. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2850 My Dad has this thing about security! 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
2851 Just admit you lost the remote. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2852 Your profile said your into heavy metal... 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2853 Oh, we’re FINDING your ring. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2854 This is not the kind of metal I thought you were into. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2855 ‘When they said building a house on an old Indian burial ground would be trouble, this wasn’t what I envisioned” 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2856 Glad things are back to normal post covid 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2857 Just don't get up. It's all under the couch cushions.... 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2858 Who did you tell? 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2859 If the real estate agent had told me the living room was a mine field, i would not have gotten the place. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2860 No idea where you put the remote? 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2861 I told you the engagement is off. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2862 You said that because this is our first date, we can't be too careful! 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2863 If we put the sofa on the beach, I guess this is to be expected. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2864 ‘This will all be worth it someday.’ 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2865 I told you minecraft was something entirely different! 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2866 So when you said you’ve been couch-surfing, you really meant that literally? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2867 They say they're looking for Bitcoins! 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2868 This wouldn't have happened if you had just left it where I asked you to. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2869 On tonight’s Flushing Gold; couple refuses to get up. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2870 In your bio you said you had a heart of gold, and they're just here to test that assertion. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2871 The real treasure is the quality time we spend together. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
2872 I’m a TikTok celebrity. You think I should have to find my own car keys? 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
2873 Let me see that map on your screen, again. Hidden treasures are usually found outdoors. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2874 Just ignore them. The IRS is convinced I've got Bitcoin here. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2875 They're offering 50% off today for waxing and buffing the car. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2876 They’ll never find my soul. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2877 Yours isn’t the first engagement ring I’ve tossed aside. 1.2600 0.08480 50 41 5 4
2878 Remember when we drove our own car and did our own shopping? Now we can't even look for a lost earing ourselves. 1.2600 0.08949 50 42 3 5
2879 Roomba on a stick. Whatever works. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2880 Relationships, Go Figure? 1.2600 0.08480 50 41 5 4
2881 It must be your new perfume! 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2882 I did have something important to ask you...be patient. 1.2600 0.08949 50 42 3 5
2883 Well it's not like you had any better ideas of how to find the keys. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2884 Finding my zen. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
2885 So I guess the ads about your heavy metal band weren't as clear as you hoped. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2886 Did you drop anything? 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2887 Instead of trying to find it with gig workers, couldn’t you just ask one to change the channel? 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2888 I love the kids but the glitter was driving me crazy. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2889 Oh, you said you wanted to ask me something? 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2890 Can we take our shoes off now? 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
2891 Still trying to find the courage to make a move? 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
2892 Are you trying to get rid of me or are these really your friends? 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
2893 I told you to write down where you put the vaccination cards! 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
2894 When I said you need to find your true mettle, this isn’t what I meant… 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
2895 We can leave once I find my earring. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2896 I know I’ll never find that earring, but … 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2897 This room was built on a wishing well 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
2898 They may have heard that I found some coins under the couch cushions. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2899 they're looking for those new bitcoins that seem real... 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2900 Now you know where the baristas went. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2901 HER: The guy in the plaid shirt's playin' fanny tag with me.HIM: I was thinkin' the same about Mr. Goatee. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2902 Do you wanna get out of here? 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
2903 They missed the plane to Oak Island. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2904 They were searching for something valuable, but what they didn't realize was that the most valuable thing they could have was in the room with them 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2905 What did you lose this time? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2906 So, this is your idea of a staycation? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2907 I know she was in here John, and my team will find proof 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2908 I guess you were right when you said you'd lost your retainer. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2909 Could the earring be under a cushion? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2910 Ring? I think we may be assuming something that neither us are ready for! 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2911 Next time you clean could put your ring in a place where you'll find it again? 1.2586 0.07993 58 48 5 5
2912 I asked you to hire three people or less, not three or more. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2913 ‘ I suggest we sit on it till they leave.’ 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
2914 I don’t know these guys. I swear I’m not a gold digger. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2915 the metal detector zombie outfit is so Passé #halloween 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2916 These anti-vax meetups used to be all about autism. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2917 So, where's my ring? 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
2918 What can I say? I have a heart of gold. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2919 I think you should look for the change under the cushions 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2920 You said you had a question for me. Now what is it? 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2921 You still taking that iron supplement? 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2922 Is this because you live two blocks from the Russian Embassy? 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2923 I may be the one who lost the engagement ring, but YOU picked our new deep pile carpet! 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2924 So will you propose to me when I hear a lot of beeping? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2925 My roommate said dating could be a real minefield. 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
2926 We’ll see if you lost your wedding ring in the house somewhere …. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2927 I’m committed to making change in our relationship. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2928 I lost my keys 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2929 The real estate agent said we are sitting on a pot of gold so I called up some friends… 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2930 Honestly hon, I'll never find a better stud than you 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2931 They're searching for our chemistry 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2932 I never thought we would be impacted by crypto mining. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
2933 Don't you think dating has become such a mine field? 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2934 My little brother found a diamond earring that my mom had lost about a year ago, and it has been 5 or 6 guys a day ever since. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2935 I think they’re here to test our mettle 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2936 Apparently, the last tenant was a Viking. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2937 I wish I had a nickel for every time some guy wanted to make out on the couch with me. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2938 Save us the time and tell me where you put my Metallica records. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2939 They’re looking for purpose. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2940 So that’s why your pockets are bulging. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2941 I just asked if you had seen my earrings. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2942 Something tells me there is a lot of loose change under these couch cushions… 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2943 Just tell us where you put the IED! 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2944 Its been like this ever since I found that quarter under the cushion. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2945 Check and see if the Red Tide is gone yet. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2946 By the way, where did you hide your silver dollar collection? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2947 Actually, looking for love is maybe 6th on my list right now. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2948 When I said “you need a sarcasm detector”, I didn’t mean that literally. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2949 You're really this desperate to find the car keys? 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
2950 I just remembered that my contact lens didn't have any metal on it. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2951 It's been like this since Davi found $1.50 in the cushions. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2952 How many Tiffany engagement rings meant for me did you drop? 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2953 Let me explain Bitcoin loss one more time. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2954 They would have better luck looking behind the cushions 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2955 Searching for nowadays Common Sense 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2956 You hired a team to find the clitoris? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2957 Mining for Compliments 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2958 You may not believe in yourself, but others detect your mettle. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2959 You hear a beep? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2960 Boomers don't seem to be making much progress in understanding what Bitcoin is. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2961 You know, finders keepers! 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2962 The challenge is to find a real connection. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2963 The realtor never told us this was built on an Indian Head eagle burial ground. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2964 Last year it was microbrewing, now this. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2965 Is this a bad time to tell you I lost my wedding ring? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2966 Gold dig smarter, not harder. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2967 I know our relationships is a treasure, but you need to say it out loud? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2968 Man, heavy metal ain't what it used to be 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2969 It’s because of all that sand you keep bringing in from the beach. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
2970 'When should we let them off for their lunch break?' 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
2971 Sure, they can detect loose change and lost jewelry, but they'll never find your missing pearls of wisdom. 1.2549 0.08786 51 43 3 5
2972 HAVE YOU LOST A FILLING? 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
2973 When's practice over..? 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
2974 Why are they steel here? 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
2975 The ads weren't kidding. The BBC television streaming package really does come with 'extras.' 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
2976 No sign of Korn. People of earth rejoice. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
2977 Will this keep happening every time we watch the Golden Globes? 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
2978 You told them them vaxxers are magnetic? 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
2979 Can you be sure you hid that bit coin under the floor boards in 2009? 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
2980 Jill lost the ketamine! 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
2981 Not sure why, but I’d kinda like to watch Detectorists. . 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
2982 I heard you tell your mother that I've got a few screws loose. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2983 Don't they know that coins always fall INTO the couch? 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2984 Welcome to the post-pandemic gig economy. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2985 I know I asked for help finding my lost wedding ring, but... 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
2986 I told them every penny we have is buried in the backyard, but would they listen? No! Not one of them. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2987 Why aren't we at the beach? 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
2988 You sold my ring, didn't you! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2989 You didn't by any chance lose your wedding band again? 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
2990 I figured your animal magnetism would’ve driven them all nuts 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2991 OK, we'll take it slow, but do you think you might be ready to try the real beach this weekend? 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2992 We're good, they already checked between the couch cushions. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
2993 I don't know what they expect to find, but I did find out that the guy behind me in the flannel shirt is named Jason. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
2994 They say if that horse worm medicine doesn’t work, we should try living in a magnetic field. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2995 I clicked the new Netflix "hidden gems" category and they appeared. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2996 They're set on commitment. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2997 This really shouldn’t be necessary to find my ring on the floor. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
2998 I told you not to tell them you misplaced your work badge! 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2999 This must be a place of great change 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3000 As soon as one of these bastards find the damn ring, I'm giving it back to you. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3001 I hope you find what you're looking for.” 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3002 I tweeted that I lost some money in Bitcoin. There may have been a misunderstanding. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3003 Do you think they now we hid the gold underneath our couch? 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3004 Say, when’s the last time you checked the cushions for change? 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3005 Mine if I sit here? 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3006 No,Josh. I said you needed to devote more energy to your MENTAL health. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
3007 It was great grandmother's earring 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3008 I hired them to find my left AirPod 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3009 They’re part of my new retirement plan. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3010 Just admit it, you forgot to turn off the geocaching app. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
3011 Your mother says I'm a gold digger. Let's see how much gold you've been hiding! 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3012 Mislaid your car keys again? 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3013 Are you into heavy metal? 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3014 I know you were going to ask to marry me! I will find the ring if it kills me. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
3015 I told you this apartment was gold. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
3016 I thought we were going to discuss data mining.This looks more like date mining... 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3017 Any chance they can also find my sanity? 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3018 Bro it's like constant beeping and scanner sounds in here, when are these Florida-ass looking people going back to Denny's or whatever? Toss a Susan B Anthony or some shit, seriously. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
3019 Was this part of our lease agreement? 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3020 We have to find extra money somewhere to pay for premium cable 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3021 It’s a new service for when you can’t find the remote 1.2540 0.07494 63 52 6 5
3022 Girls thoughts: “the real treasure is right in front of you” Man’s thoughts: “hopefully they don’t find that ring I hid” 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3023 My dad can't find the remote. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3024 I really miss your heart of gold... 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
3025 ...and all this time I thought today's dating minefield was just a metaphor! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3026 What do you mean, you 'Can't find the ring'? 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3027 I’m not sure I get this Burning Man theme camp. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3028 I really need Pokémon GO to stop updating their app. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
3029 You had to talk about a hidden treasure in our home in your podcast 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3030 It’s step one of a reskilling program for the data mining group 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
3031 I thought I told you to lock the door. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3032 These are mental detectors. So far, anything you've said hasn't raised a beep. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3033 What they don’t know is that the coins are all under the cushions. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3034 Surely, all the loose change is down the back of the sofa? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3035 Looking for that person who asked 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3036 Do you hear a beeping sound? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3037 I didn’t realize you were so into Metal. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3038 They're looking for money 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3039 I thought your brothers were going to be out of town for the weekend. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3040 I am sure there’s a better way to find your keys, honey. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3041 Yes - I do feel like we’re out on a beach. Good work. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
3042 Still can't find your phone? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3043 Probably should have specified "near" the beach, not "on" the beach. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3044 My Dad likes to check that my dates have enough mettle. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3045 Are you sure you didn’t lose that quarter between the couch cushions? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3046 Is this your metal detector Facebook group, or mine? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3047 Actually, I find your siblings charming. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
3048 Do you remember where it was the last time you saw it? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3049 Sorry, I forgot that I invited my Metal Detector Interpretive Dance class over for rehearsal. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
3050 I still can't find the remote. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3051 So that wasn’t a joke when you said your friends were serious gold diggers 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3052 i think everything would be between the couch cusions, but at least they are quiet? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3053 I wish women's pants didn't have pockets everything falls out of. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3054 This happens every time you listen to heavy metal. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
3055 I'm about to regret not vacuuming under the cushions. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3056 The change is under my cushion. I bet they never find it. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3057 Why don't you just admit you pawned it for beer money? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3058 Last night, I dropped a Bitcoin. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3059 Don't worry. We still get to keep anything in the seat cushions. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3060 Isn’t there a simpler way to find the car keys? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3061 What are they digging? She asked. Searching for kindness in the world where hearts are turning to iron, he replied. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3062 When I saw your tinder profile, I didn't think you were this kind of metal enthusiast. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3063 I know that relationships can be a minefield, but isn't this a bit much? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3064 Yes it’s impressive that your friends are willing to help out in an emergency, but I’m pretty sure if you’ll just look under the cushion… 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3065 Remind me never to lose an earring in this place. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3066 My ex was an IED expert and insanely jealous but let’s talk about you, not him, now. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3067 Who told them they could find Bitcoin here? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
3068 You should download this. It's a nifty app that finds your keys. 1.2500 0.06063 52 39 13 0
3069 Maybe they’re looking for my hints. 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
3070 There never was a ring, was there? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
3071 We shouldn't have tried combining Minescraft with finding Pokemon. 1.2500 0.08681 48 40 4 4
3072 Who buries a coffee can of coins in the living room? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3073 Well, they searched the closet and didn't find anything. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3074 Okay, I'll consider birdwatching. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3075 Are you sure this is the way to organize a metal band? 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
3076 You have picked up a quit a reputation for dropping change ! 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
3077 I guess the scavenger hunt proposal wasn't the best idea. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
3078 Your keys? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3079 Everyone says that I have a magnetic personality! 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3080 I knew we shouldn’t get a shag rug. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3081 Didn't you learn anything from The Sorcerer's Apprentice? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3082 looking for a way around the Texas abortion law 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
3083 Why *did* you send that nasty email to our Roomba? 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
3084 I just didn't want to be surprised by a marriage proposal. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3085 Maybe dropping all our spare change on the floor attracts a certain type of person. 1.2500 0.08181 52 43 5 4
3086 If they only knew ….we are sitting on the Motherload. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3087 Word got out that I am sitting on a gold mine in a new business venture idea. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
3088 Start talking. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3089 Did you buy bitcoins? 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3090 Searching for good dough. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3091 Beach erosion sure has picked up these past few weeks. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
3092 You can’t call them every time you lose your keys, Tim. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3093 So...you didn't find them? 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3094 Where's the music? I thought this was a Metal Enthusiasts meeting? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
3095 See this? Biden's leadership has everyone doing their job competently and efficiently. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
3096 I told them I’d give them a hit if they found my weed pen. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3097 They'll let us know if they detect any chemistry 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
3098 I think we hired the wrong crew to clean the house -- no wonder they don't do windows. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3099 New housekeepeers? 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3100 Maybe let them know bitcoins aren’t hard currency? 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
3101 My friends told me you were a gold digger." 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3102 Too bad he forgot to draw the shag carpet. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3103 Are you sure your wedding ring "slipped off" while watching TV? 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
3104 So tell me about this engagement ring! 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
3105 But in a way, are we all not just searching for buried treasure in a living room? 1.2500 0.08681 48 40 4 4
3106 Stay put, we’re sitting on a gold mine. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3107 They call it the “Broomba” - I don’t think it’s gonna catch on. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3108 I let them in because they're looking for a silver lining 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3109 You lose it, they find it. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
3110 They think I said precious metal instead of heavy metal 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
3111 They’re still searching for basic decency and common sense in this world gone mad. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3112 I asked for beach comb-over HAIR Not beach comb-over HERE. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3113 Can't anyone do anything without earphones glued to their ears? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3114 We really need a new vacuum. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3115 Honey, have you seen my keys? 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3116 Did they checked the couch? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3117 Can't we move on, Mike? It was only a quarter. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3118 Have you ever noticed that there are no left-handed metal detector operators? 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
3119 By any chance, did some coins fall out of your pocket? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
3120 New Jersey’s new open carry law has gotten way out of hand. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3121 Cold! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3122 The therapist had a RHETORICAL question: “Where did your love go?” 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3123 I don’t think this is what the therapist meant by land mines in our relationship 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3124 When I said I hid the ring in the living room I didn't really mean it 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3125 It’s a new Pokémon Go update. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
3126 Your autotext changed "mind meld" to "mine field" again 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3127 It's the new Sensor-Clean app. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3128 Fine, then, props to you for the thoughtful purchase of a ring. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3129 You still haven’t found your keys, have you? 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3130 Lost treasure hunters? Or are they treasure hunters who are lost? 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
3131 Wow! All this because I dropped a small needle? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3132 I guess it is a heavy metal party after all. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3133 I'll be happy if someone finds the remote. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3134 Don't worry. They would have found it already if they were ever going to find it. The abortion pill doesn't contain enough heavy metal. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3135 Just how did you lose those pennies from your loafers ? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3136 Just keep sitting here. Everything they're looking for is under the cushions. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3137 You're kidding right? It was worth THAT much! 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3138 And what are *you* looking for? 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3139 Please turn the alarm off, will you? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
3140 You’re really trying to convince me you lost the ring. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
3141 Should we bother telling them again that voting ballots don’t have metal in them? 1.2500 0.07748 60 50 5 5
3142 Looking for artificial intelligence, Bud. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3143 Are you still sure you didn't pawn your wedding ring?! 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3144 Apparently, bit coins are hard to find these days. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3145 Joke’s on them. I leave my loose change between the couch cushions. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3146 If these guys can’t find the keys to your heart, no one can. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
3147 -Maybe it's your piercings. Or my copper t. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3148 Must be our animal magnetism 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
3149 You should have deposited the silver bars in the bank instead of below the floorboards. 1.2500 0.08181 52 43 5 4
3150 This doesn’t make sense 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
3151 Rent stabilized, huh? 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
3152 How exciting! Our living room was already a battleground before we came, darling! 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3153 I can tell you're really concerned about finding your wedding band... What's her name? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3154 As Jane told Bill he should try looking for the iron every once in a while, even she couldn't have predicted it would come to this. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
3155 Retirement planning 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
3156 Don’t mind them, they’re mining for bitcoins. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
3157 So, honey, you said you ‘dropped’ your ring around here? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3158 They don't realize the treasure is right here beside me 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
3159 Is it Tuesday already? 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3160 Did you try retracing your steps? 1.2500 0.07748 60 50 5 5
3161 They have the highest rating for finding keys on Yelp. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3162 Shouldn't they be wearing masks?" 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3163 Laura, will you marry me once they find the ring? 1.2500 0.08181 52 43 5 4
3164 There are less passive aggressive ways to say my songs aren't up to your Hetfield standards. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3165 Do I detect, romance? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3166 Change is happening all around us 1.2500 0.08681 48 40 4 4
3167 I’m still searching for your heart of gold. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3168 Don't you hate how Pokemon Go became so big? Ugh 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3169 Honey, I don't think those things will detect mojo 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3170 They all look like your grandfather in Naples! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3171 Not sure how to tell you this, but I lost my wedding ring. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3172 I say we throw coins. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
3173 I told you to put the Apple TV remote back on the table 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3174 Are you saying I’m a gold digger? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3175 It sucks to lose your last penny. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3176 I told you that shag carpet was not a good choice. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3177 I’m really in to transparency. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3178 Should we mention the couch cushions? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3179 I thought you meant something different when you suggested we go to a "heavy metal party" 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
3180 It's easier than getting off the couch and looking for the earring myself. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3181 Don't be silly. I wasn't expecting a ring. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3182 The key to wealth is creating something everybody wants and nobody has. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3183 Go on, say it. You think I'm a gold digger. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3184 I swapped the metal detectors for vacuum cleaners. I don't think they've noticed yet. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
3185 They really got to make that apple remote bigger. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3186 I’m sure when they put up the some walls, this will diminish… 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
3187 Contact lenses don't have metal in them, sweetie 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3188 Have you checked under the couch cushions? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3189 I haven’t the heart to tell them that is not how you find Bitcoin! 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3190 I thought you said you'd already checked the couch for quarters 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3191 They help me weed out any posers 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
3192 Are you still going out with me? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3193 If they find the remote, they can keep the pennies under the sofa cushions. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3194 I told you to lay off those iron supplements. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3195 Gimme the remote. I need them to look for my keys. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3196 I don't think this is the way to prove your mettle! 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
3197 'We're bound to find that dime you lost the other day now." 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3198 I can’t get over this feeling that you’re marrying me for my money. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3199 These guys wouldn't be searching here if you name wasn't Sandy Beech 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
3200 I keep telling you to keep better track of your keys. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3201 Dude, let’s hope they find the meaning of Life — or, at least my keys. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
3202 All this to find a lost kitty toy 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3203 How many keys did you lose? 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3204 I played broom hockey in college 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3205 Misinformed Bit-coin miners. Should we tell them? 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3206 I told you this place was a gold mine 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
3207 I still think we should have bought bitcoin instead. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
3208 Should we tell them it's in the couch? 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
3209 You do realize that ‘dropping the key to my heart’ is a metaphor, don’t you?” 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
3210 I’m beginning to wonder if our parents haven’t told us everything. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3211 I think your student loan debt is going to be with you for awhile. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
3212 Don't be alarmed: everything in the living room has disappeared except for the couch. Maybe these men with metal detectors know something about it. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
3213 You might have better luck in the mud room. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3214 So, why did you take off your wedding ring to begin with? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3215 I always knew you have a golden heart. We just need some digging. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
3216 When do you think they’ll realize all the change is between these couch cushions 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
3217 What they seek is not sought” 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3218 Why is everyone still looking for the cure…we got The Jab. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3219 I swear you didn't leave your earrings here last week... 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3220 I appreciate the proposal, but I think we’re all asking the same question here… where’s the ring? 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
3221 Maybe we should listen to opera instead of metal. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3222 Are you sure we'll have enough to tip the pizza guy? 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3223 I miss the old days when you did not insulate the place and the money went out through the roof 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3224 Let's see what your made of Harry 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3225 What happened to Netflix and Chill? 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3226 Are you wearing those gold toe socks again?! 1.2456 0.08026 57 48 4 5
3227 Am I suffering from screen fatigue or is what I think I'm seeing really happening? 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3228 And you want a prenup because...? 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3229 I should really tell them to go upstairs and look in my mother's purse... 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3230 How did they find out that we are sitting on a gold mine? 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
3231 If the bitcoin is in the room, they'll find it. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3232 Must be your magnetic personality! 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3233 I don’t care, we’re not pulling up the carpet. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3234 I think you left them in the car 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3235 Don’t tell them the sofa cushions hide more treasures than the floor. 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
3236 I can't believe you lost it. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3237 Odd, they can't find a ring either. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3238 The metal plate in your head must drive them crazy! 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3239 Honey I’m convinced the kids think we stashed their inheritance somewhere. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3240 Should we tell them that it's just the Johnson & Johnson vaccine that makes you magnetic? 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
3241 Do you think they’ll find something about us we didn’t know? 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3242 Can you hear me now? 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3243 I think it fell 𝘪𝘯 the couch... 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3244 Vacuums are so obnoxious. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3245 Should we tell them the world is converting to crypto? 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3246 This happens every time your family watches those National Treasure movies. 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
3247 Call my phone again. I know it’s here 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
3248 Why don't you just put your keys on the key rack? That's why we put it up. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
3249 I told you we shouldn’t put glitter in the invitations. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
3250 You have a problem, Henry. You only lost the remote ten minutes ago. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
3251 If the results come back negative, you can kiss me. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
3252 I’m getting the feeling that there’s something you’re sitting on and not telling me 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
3253 In this seller's market, we're sitting on a gold mine. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
3254 Summer's over. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
3255 They’re looking for your loose screw. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
3256 If youre trying to detect my mood you could have just asked 1.2453 0.08478 53 45 3 5
3257 This isn’t what I meant by ‘The Sound of Metal’ 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
3258 When I said that our home has become a minefield, I was not being literal. 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
3259 Hunny,did you leave the back door open? 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
3260 Should we tell them the loose change is ALWAYS between the sofa pillows? 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
3261 I dropped some bit coins. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
3262 My parents don’t let me listen to Metal 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
3263 All I said was “ A penny for your thoughts.” Figure of speech. I didn’t have a penny! 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
3264 So I guess this is what they meant when they said the place was a hidden treasure 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
3265 The next step in Bitcoin mining 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
3266 I’m a huge Metal fan, how about u?” 🎶 👩🏻‍🎤 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
3267 When I listed this place as a goldmine, I didn't think anyone would take it literally." 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3268 I already told you: I’m NOT sitting on the remote… 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3269 When you said you had lost your metal, I thought you were talking about abilities. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3270 Upon reflection, perhaps a literal beach house was a bad idea. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3271 ‘The next time you insist on calling in your remote-recovery-team, can you just ask me first?’ 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3272 I got tired of looking for your phone (again) 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
3273 I’m detecting an atmosphere 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3274 Ever since you posted about the valuable coin under the cushions! 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3275 I’d really like to find my IUD 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3276 I forgot to tell you about my bullsh*t detection team. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3277 The ring was in my car, by the way. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
3278 I think our friends are overly specialized. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3279 At what point do we tell them that we dug it up already? 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3280 Did you lose your ring again? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3281 Now we know: NEVER tweet about losing a ring! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3282 Elon Musk supposedly lost one of his arms around here" 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3283 Obviously they are ignoring the fact that THIS is our small private backyard on the beach... 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3284 I wish I hadn’t sent that tweet for help to find the key to my crypto wallet” 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3285 So, when you said you were going to hang out with a few heavy metal mates, is this what you really had in mind?” 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3286 It's almost like having a front row seat at a hockey game, but they can't find the puck. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3287 I think they’re searching for the key to your heart 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3288 They say true friendship is gold. These guys took it quite literally. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3289 Was it laundry day? 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3290 But you have to admit, this is a bit curious. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3291 What happens when you outsource your bullshit detector. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3292 My reproductive rights are around here somewhere 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3293 Sure, however, I’m just not clear how you teaching a metal-detecting Masterclass is supposed to make up for our loss of expanded unemployment benefits. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3294 When you said you were throwing a beach party this is not what I thought you meant… 1.2429 0.07176 70 59 5 6
3295 Well, at least you didn't lose the remote. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3296 Look,I just asked you where I left my phone. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3297 Steering the roomba. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3298 People search for treasure everywhere 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
3299 Your mother’s engagement ring? I am just getting it engraved. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3300 Isn't time already dead? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3301 Because I was tired of losing a fortune in loose change. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3302 Ever regret getting your metal plates implanted in your body? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3303 I'd rather have a vacuum cleaner. 1.2424 0.07803 66 57 2 7
3304 Checkin for the microchipped Covid vaccine recipients 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3305 Are you still looking for my apology? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
3306 What exactly did you find in the couch cushions? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3307 Didn't realize potato chip crumbs were so valuable ! 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3308 They're looking for your cell phone? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3309 No I told you I already took all the change from the cushions 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3310 Why did you tell your mother I made our living room a minefield 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3311 Did you say something about buried treasure in our home at the coffee shop this morning? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3312 Well your sublet advert did say this apartment is a treasure.. 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
3313 Do you have any more loaded questions or can they go home now 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3314 Surely there must be a better way to find your keys. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3315 So you think this convinces me you dropped your wedding ring at home? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3316 You were right - this is much more fun than a Roomba. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3317 Do you want to tell them your Bitcoins aren't real, or should I? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3318 You couldn't find the remote, so I hired some help. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3319 So these are your heavy metal friends? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3320 Netflix and shill? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3321 That’s crazy, the ads are completely random. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3322 Guys, guys - I said we live on Oak Street not Oak Island. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3323 Are you digging this? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3324 What did you say was in those brownies? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3325 I doubt they’ll find any bitcoins or crypto. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3326 You should have never started that rumor that there is buried treasure in our house. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3327 tttt 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
3328 They’re bitdust mining. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3329 I still think replacing the earbuds would be cheaper. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3330 Seems like your roommates are always meddling around. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3331 I'm so over staycations. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3332 Lose a lot of change, do you? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3333 ‘What do you mean, you lost the remote?’ 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3334 Not Bitcoin, they call it a coin, I think my dad has one. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3335 This is NOT how you find-out if I’m a gold digger! 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3336 So you're sure this is where the earring fell out? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3337 so that's what soul searching looks like? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3338 At least we’re not in a cartoon about ivermectin. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3339 When I said that I buried my heavy metal phase, I meant in the past, not the room. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3340 This is the dumbest virtual reality game ever. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3341 Let's see what you're made of now. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
3342 I just think the Remote Response Team is an overreaction. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
3343 Unemployment's gone down a lot since Roombas started hiring. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3344 I just love those earrings. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
3345 Digital Articulate Sure Handles 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
3346 Maybe if they find the remote, they can also help you with a ring. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
3347 This is not what I meant when I asked you to find new Metal Bands 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
3348 If it were your lost earring, you wouldn’t be complaining. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3349 I can’t remember where I put my keys. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3350 They will never find us 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
3351 They're called Dad Rods...it's the hot new accessory for a millennial dad bod. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
3352 Oh yeah? Well one time I rocked so hard that TEN guys with metal detectors showed up. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
3353 Boomers have social security, large pensions, huge stock market returns and excellent real estate gains all after holding long term, well paying jobs during a great economy and yet they still complain that they need to find a few more dollars for their retirement funds. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3354 Are you hiding something from me?” 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
3355 If we just lift the couch cushions, do you think our friends would still hang out with us? 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
3356 Are you sure your keys aren't in your other pants? 1.2400 0.08359 50 42 4 4
3357 Should we get up and let them feel a sense of accomplishment? 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
3358 I'm getting the feeling that the carpeting is a little outdated. 1.2400 0.08359 50 42 4 4
3359 So where's the ring? Once upon a time I heard tell of a ring. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3360 Maybe we should look under the couch first. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
3361 I didn't know you were worth that much! 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
3362 whose fathers are these 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3363 Are you sure you dropped your quarter here? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3364 In case you lose your keys again. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
3365 When's the last time you remember chewing it? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3366 You must lose your keys often. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3367 And you think it made its way under the floor? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3368 If you'd bought me a larger engagement ring, it would be easier to find. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3369 Watch what happens when I press “rewind”. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3370 They're homing in on your nerves of steel, iron will, and leaden personality. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3371 My parents hired them to get me out of my Heavy Metal phase. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3372 Don’t they know we spent all of our money on avocado toast? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3373 Oh don’t worry about them, honey. I’m just initiating phase two of backup plan ‘in case public loan forgiveness doesn’t pan out. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3374 who the fuck are all these fuckers? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3375 If they don't find the car keys, can't we just take our bicycle built for two? 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
3376 Don't look down. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
3377 I said you're a real treasure and they come out of the woodwork. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
3378 Man, I just don't know if I can get into metal 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
3379 They think they found Jimmy Hoffa 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
3380 And they said virtual reality metal detecting wouldn’t work. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
3381 This feels worse than being audited. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
3382 What? I lost my keys and task-rabbited it. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
3383 You just had to tell everybody that you had the world's best Pez collection! 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3384 Were you at the bar again, bragging about that Nazi-treasure? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3385 Told you not to binge on the Twilight Zone. It was an ant, not an alien in a mini land rover. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3386 You have a magnetic personality 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3387 Ted, I know it was a Buffalo Nickle, but this is overkill. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3388 I was thinking what better way to desensitize a little from all the social anxiety AND find some spare change, in the process. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3389 I just lost one of my earrings… 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
3390 Brought some help to find out if there is still some love between us. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
3391 Should we tell them about Black Sabbath? 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3392 No Netflix, no nookie 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
3393 Is this about yours or mine? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3394 No more shags. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3395 You never know what you׳lol find in shag carpeting. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3396 You ever get the feeling you're missing something? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3397 I tried telling them that all the loose change is actually between the couch cushions- but they are too engrossed listening to podcasts. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3398 I'll take that one. The rest of you, GET OUT ! 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3399 Are you listening to Metallica? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3400 I am pretty sure you left your keys at the restaurant 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3401 If you knew how my ex-wife felt about me, you would understand why I am so careful" 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3402 I’ve been searching for a heart of gold 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3403 My penny dropped yesterday, but I can’t find it anymore… 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3404 They promised not to metal 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3405 How hard could it be to find the remote? 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3406 Do you think they know we’re in Hell? 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3407 Next time you want to watch a beach front sunset, let’s keep the furniture on the deck. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3408 You're the one that wanted to live by the beach. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3409 I told you the Village People went heavy metal. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3410 Y'know, if they ask us to get up off the couch we'll be out our our life savings. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3411 They're looking for Itty Bitty Bit Coin 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3412 Is this what you meant when you said you wanted to start a Heavy Metal group? 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
3413 Don’t you think that your offering a $10,000 reward to find your old high school ring was a little over the top? 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
3414 The beach was closed. I felt sorry for them. So I told them to come over. I told them, I'm sure something will turn up, and they took me at my word. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3415 I don’t give a damn what your gold crown cost, I want them out of here by morning. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3416 Do they know virus transmissions happens through nose and mouth and not through ears? 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
3417 Which reminds me. It's your turn to vacuum. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3418 They do understand that the only thing below us is old Mr. Wilson in 1706, don't they? 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3419 It’s always between the cushions on the sofa. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3420 You never listen! I TOLD you I always lose my ear rings. But you somehow NEEDED to spend your inheritance on them! 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
3421 No, the ping-pong club is still the weirdest. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
3422 1:“You think they’re looking for money to secure their retirement?” 2:”What’s retirement?” 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
3423 I knew Susan B's were rare, but this is ridiculous. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3424 I said I wanted to WATCH The Beach. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3425 This new crowd phone finding app is pretty slick 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3426 I'm afraid our relationship has entered the "navigate a minefield" stage. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3427 BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3428 I have the money but not the time to look for my keys. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3429 I still say it's not a beach chair. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
3430 They are looking for conversational landmines. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
3431 I wish your family would stop watching that 'Curse of Oak Island' show. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
3432 There used to be a beach here. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
3433 This conversation is a literal minefield. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
3434 OK! I over reacted to you losing an earring. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
3435 These ones are called millennial detectors. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
3436 I misplaced my iPhone again. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
3437 Tinder is full of gold diggers these days. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
3438 Daddy wants to be sure you don't have any piercings. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
3439 all ye outs in free! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
3440 Are 5 enough? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
3441 I told you we shouldn’t have put all that metal in the floor. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
3442 Karl! Seriously did they check underneath the couch? 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
3443 Babe, it’s just a juul. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
3444 Honey, I feel bad. When should we tell the boomers that this isn’t how you start crypto mining? 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
3445 I hope when they find the joke it’s golden. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
3446 Even when we bring our couch to the beach, we are still not the weirdest people here. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
3447 Now you've done it. Got us planted in the middle of a treasure hunting utopia. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3448 It's a great service. I'll never have to worry about losing my keys again. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3449 They're trying to locate your gumption. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3450 Maybe we should just tell mom we lost her favorite necklace 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3451 You said you were into metal. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
3452 See what happens when you lose a Bitcoin! 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
3453 Relax. Our code word for "pot" was "bomb." 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
3454 I know that ring is here somewhere 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3455 I hired them to find the financial gains you have been hiding from me. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
3456 This polyamory shit sucks. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
3457 No offense, I verify all on-line dating profiles. So far it appears that your "animal magnetism" was faked. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
3458 If they're really mining bitcoin then where are their shovels? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3459 You never what can be found under a rug” 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
3460 They are looking for a real bitcoin 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
3461 These are my five dads. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
3462 You said your apartment needed a more polished look. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3463 I don't know, I still think Find My iPhone was a better idea. 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
3464 You need to focus on what happens after they find the IKEA wrench. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
3465 Don't tell them I'm sitting on a fortune. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3466 I swear to God: if there's even a trace of Metallica left, it's over. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3467 I guess now's a good time to mention I lost my wedding ring... 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3468 They’re friends trying to help, though they really didn’t buy the lost engagement ring story, either. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
3469 Think they’ll notice if we get up? 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3470 Honey, I actually wanted to get nailed. Dont feel like a line was crossed. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
3471 I told you my friends were metal heads. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3472 These old people will never look up from their stupid devices. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3473 They're from my new subscription plan to help find lost keys. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
3474 Relax, they’re just looking for a new covid strain 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
3475 I could’ve find the remote, though 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
3476 What makes you think we are sitting on a goldmine? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3477 Not exactly what I meant when I said, 'The penny dropped.'" 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3478 You told me couples therapy was private! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3479 Hey Jim are they checking under us next? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
3480 My dad is into heavy metal. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
3481 Sure they know where it is, but they're paid by the hour. Do you see what I mean about capitalism? 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
3482 I don’t know if this counts as something we can post to TikTok. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3483 If only we had invested in Bitcoin. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3484 I know you dropped a tack, but is this overkill? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3485 We should have been more specific about our heavy metal event,bro. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3486 Alexa , “Clean my aura” !! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3487 I'm into heavy metals 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3488 As hard as they tried, they could not find a clear path for his response to her question, “So what are your thoughts on feminism, religion, politics and woman’s right to choose?” 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3489 If they find my keys do you think they’ll give them back? 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
3490 No babe, they say they can find anything. Even in the depths of despair 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3491 OMG! 'Lost Treasure Chest' was the name of the stain on the new wood floor! Tell these people to go home! 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3492 They can't help you navigate this one. Now who is she? 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
3493 This won't work!!! Lost love is not magnetic. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
3494 Are you sure it was a Millard Fillmore silver dollar? 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
3495 I told you we shouldn't book our honeymoon on the Jolly Roger! 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
3496 I put in a craigslist ad for someone who could give me the change I needed. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
3497 Did you bother to look under the cushions ? 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
3498 The more we talk, I’m beginning to think we’re on to something really big. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
3499 Honey,maybe we should get up and just look under the cushions for my ring! 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
3500 Their gymnasium is quarantined so I told them you wouldn't mind if they practiced up here. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
3501 A penney for your thoughts. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
3502 Lost your keys again? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3503 I told them you lost 50,000 in bitcoin over the weekend -- I don't think they quite understand the concept of crypto-currency. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3504 You do realize that our marriage will still be a minefield? 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3505 Ever since that guy found the doubloon they’ve been swarming. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3506 I'm now having serious doubts about this "lost" engagement ring. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
3507 Why did we bring the couch to the beach again? 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3508 You could have just said you didn’t like the ring 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3509 You’re telling me the robotic termites you designed for the Pentagon got loose in the house 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3510 I’m beginning to think that building our house over an abandoned silver mine wasn’t such a good idea. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
3511 Once they find the chick magnet, no more Saturday nights spent on the sofa watching Beavis & Butthead, bro! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3512 so no one's found the Afikommen yet? 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3513 beep beep 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3514 Hiring these guys was cheaper than a new pair of air buds 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3515 The landlord is upping the rent if they find anything. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3516 'We'll find the roach' 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3517 Don't you just love life on the Gold Coast? 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3518 Guess these bomb techs need something to do now that we are out of Afghanistan 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3519 Honey! I lost the phone!! 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3520 I give up on finding my earring. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3521 There really must be a change shortage! 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
3522 Did you hide it in your shoe? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3523 A cufflink, really? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3524 This isn’t what I expected when you said you were into heavy metal 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3525 Dude, these guys are so metal. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3526 Still can't fond your keys? 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3527 Well they work for free and we get 50% back, so I figured it was a win-win. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
3528 Something tells me we’re not fully prepared for this meeting. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3529 If you can think of a better way to find my bitcoin, I'd like to hear it. 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
3530 You didn't tell me your friends were into heavy metal. 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
3531 They're actually searching for my emotions. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3532 I shouldn't have told Dad I lost my filling. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3533 It's 10pm - do YOU know where your keys are? 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3534 We need to get out more...... 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
3535 I told you to stop making that beeping noise! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3536 Bitcoins are trending 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3537 Still can't find the remote, huh? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3538 Yes, they ARE all gold diggers. But I am not my family. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3539 When I said losing my virginity would be a golden moment for me, you thought it would be funny to call your wise guy friends? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3540 Maybe you should quit referring to me as your treasure 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3541 We could just get up and turn it on manually. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3542 Am I the first woman you offered a ring to? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3543 Please just buy a new AirPod. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3544 Looking for my will to go back to the office 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3545 ‘I thought you said you wanted some change in our relationship!’ 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
3546 I thought we were going to LISTEN to hard metal… 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3547 I knew the reward money for my vaccine chip was set too high 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3548 Online vs inPerson learning 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3549 I told them we lived over a metal band, not a band of metal. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3550 And you're still looking for loose change underneath the couch cushions, Bob!!! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3551 Did you check under the couch cushions? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3552 Sure you didn't leave your keys at the office? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3553 I told you that your getting that gold tooth would bring nothing but trouble. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3554 When you invited me over to see if we had a magnetic attraction I had no idea you had this in mind 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
3555 Pokemon GO has really stepped it up 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3556 You should probably remove any piercings beforehand... my last partner had quite a lot. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3557 I out-sourced the search for that lost key. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3558 You won’t find the keys to my heart this way. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
3559 So where did your dad hear about bitcoins? 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
3560 You are paying them $20 to find your quarter?? 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
3561 Next time just hang your keys up. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3562 you weren't kidding about how much your midwest buddies love ice fishing 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
3563 I made the mistake of saying you favor irony in conversation. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
3564 They're mettle detectors. I'm looking for a commitment. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
3565 They are looking for the ring you promised. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
3566 Maybe Bitcoin is safer! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3567 It really seems like we both have magnetic personalities. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
3568 Do you really think thar’s gold in them thar hills? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3569 Have you seen the remote? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3570 White folks looking for their lost values." 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
3571 Maybe I offered too high a reward for finding my lost earring. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3572 You now have the floor! 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3573 They're helping me find my ring. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3574 Hey, maybe they'll locate their white privilege down there with your lunch money." 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
3575 Testing your deep love before I say Yes. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
3576 And I thought YOU were the gold digger. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3577 That was five years ago you lost that nickel. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
3578 We can't trust Apple or any other company to protect our privacy. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
3579 How many times have I told you to stop burying money under the house. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
3580 I expected this Metal Head meet-up to be different. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
3581 If they don’t find it, you’re checking the dog. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3582 Don't worry, they've found a lot of engagement rings before 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3583 In hindsight, maybe that key hook was a good idea. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
3584 I should invent a game like this, but with Pokemon. 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
3585 I just wanted to live my lockdown beach experience again 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3586 How do you think I could afford this couch, dear? 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
3587 If my Covid vaccine is giving out a wi-fi signal, I'm sure these guys will be able to pick it up. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
3588 i'm pretty sure this is the Lost and Found dept... 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3589 The ping in 5.1 surround. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3590 How long did you say they might be here? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3591 My parents said I needed to justify another year of living in their basement. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3592 Thank goodness our hamster swallowed a microchip 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3593 You're darn right I'm serious about finding that quarter. 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
3594 Have you lost your mind? 1.2295 0.07536 61 52 4 5
3595 This is what happens when you bring in all that sand from the beach. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3596 I'm sorry you thought I said mind games. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3597 After this? Just the body cavity search--not a deal breaker, right? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3598 I got tired of helping you find your keys. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3599 Just because my name is Kidd, and I'm a Marine Captain, everybody thinks I've got some sort of connection to buried pirate treasure. 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
3600 I think they actually have menstrual detectors. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3601 I thought we were going to watch a metal concert? 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3602 …I said the best years of our life were *behind* us. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3603 Where did you put the landmine? 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3604 Once my lease is up I’m moving out of this money pit 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3605 Having seen what's involved, that makes two of us." 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3606 I honestly thought this would be better than getting down on one knee 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3607 You could just buy a new Juul 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3608 Just imagine a future where a computer can fit in the palm of your hand. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
3609 The thing in their hand is the detector, and the people holding them are detectorists. What's there to get? 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
3610 When I said, 'bury the thought about having sex with you', I knew you'd find a way to piss me off! 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
3611 We should have secured the mineral rights. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
3612 It’d be a lot more fun if they served beer at a cryptocurrency mining party 1.2292 0.08547 48 41 3 4
3613 "Just tell me where all the loose change went and I'll send them on their wy." 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
3614 'Life's a beach." 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
3615 Wouldn't it be easier to just ask the downstairs neighbors if they have some aluminum foil? 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
3616 I told you this carpet looked too much like sand! 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
3617 Are you sure this is where you lost your Bitcoin? 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
3618 Another vote for cryptocurrency. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
3619 I know the remote is somewhere 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
3620 Don't worry, honey, they will find those deleted emails. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
3621 Heavy metal’s really not what it used to be… 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
3622 I’m assuming you already looked for them down the side of the cushion? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3623 The Facebook group heading said ‘Heavy Metal’. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3624 I thought this was supposed to be a private beach house. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3625 Why don't you watch them try finding your Knight in Shining Armor while I watch the game? 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3626 so you are pretty sure they are not under the sofa cushion".. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3627 These guys union? 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3628 Keep a tight grip on your phone, keys, coins...and f you've got any metal implants, prepare to fly. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
3629 It looks like one of them lost his or hers ring and they hired some workers to look for it using the metal detector 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3630 You need to stop losing your keys. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
3631 They won’t find COVID with those things, ya know. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3632 Trust me, I did drop the engagement ring 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3633 My phone isn't going to find itself. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
3634 Looking for that elusive Freedom of Choice!!! 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3635 I just like knowing there are other people looking for something they will never find. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
3636 Remember when the Roomba used to vacuum the floors all by itself? 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3637 How’s this better than golf? 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
3638 Whoever decided shag carpeting is the new hardwood never lost an earring. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
3639 Just wondering but do your pals know we just use bitcoins? 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
3640 (Don't get up! Our life savings are under the cushions.) 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3641 They’re helping me find all the time I’ve lost traveling to and from face-to-face meetings. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3642 It changed their lives. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
3643 They must have heard about Bitcoin dropping. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
3644 Are you sure you read the Facebook invite correctly? 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
3645 I’m telling you, this new cleaning service is gonna pay for itself 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
3646 There's never an easy way to couch surf. 1.2281 0.07517 57 48 5 4
3647 When you said you ‘would bring the beach’ to us my mind went to drinks with umbrellas 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3648 Wow. They’ve really enhanced that Find iPhone feature. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
3649 I think they are looking for something real between the two of us 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3650 Oh these guys? They’re helping me look for fucks to give. 1.2281 0.07923 57 49 3 5
3651 There should be an easier way to find that quarter you lost 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3652 This was actually cheaper than buying a new pair of AirPods 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
3653 You said you wanted a beach house, darling. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3654 It is good to have the beginners metal detecting club round. Just don’t mention where the loot is hidden. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
3655 I know you loved that earring but isn't this a bit over the top? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3656 BUT YOU GAVE ME THAT NOSE RING! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3657 I don't think they understand how bitcoin works. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
3658 Talk about an albatross around us. 1.2273 0.09117 44 38 2 4
3659 They're detecting a little reluctance on you wanting a second date. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3660 Honey, I think it's time to clear out the coins in our sofa. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3661 It's a new Master Class I call " Techniques for Retiring on a Budget" 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
3662 It's only a remote Tom, and YOU were the ONLY one with a connection to it. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
3663 Did you put my lost diamond ring on TikTok? 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
3664 You've flunked your mettle test. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
3665 I told you it was a risk to order a Buried Treasure pizza online. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
3666 Can you call it? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3667 Don't you think there is an easier way to find your keys? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
3668 No, these are METTLE detectors -- and Harry, they can't find yours. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3669 Never the less, she persisted. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3670 The amount of coins that fall out of my wallet pays for itself. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
3671 So this is the Curse of Oak Island 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
3672 Are you sure the cushions are just as good at finding coins? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
3673 What did you lose? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
3674 Should we tell them I think I'm sitting on it? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
3675 They will want to check the couch cushions next. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
3676 Is this the new Heavy Metal group we've been hearing about? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
3677 Let me guess what you want for Christmas. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
3678 They were more fun on the Jersey Shore 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
3679 Let's stand up so they can check behind the cushions. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
3680 Honey wouldn't it be easier just to vacuum? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
3681 I have them looking for that magnetic personality you described in your dating profile. I couldn’t find it. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
3682 Metal detectors! Heavens no! It's just 5 guys vacuuming with headsets on. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
3683 I'm sure the cellular guy said there were hotspots everywhere. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
3684 And you’re still absolutely sure you lost the wedding ring in here? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
3685 Don't get up. We both know where the good stuff is at. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
3686 Did your magnetic personality escape again? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
3687 It's only an engagement ring, we can live without it. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
3688 Well, the listing did say 2 beds, 2 baths and rare coins. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
3689 Did you advertise we were having metal night at home? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
3690 It's just a precaution. There can be landmines in any new relationship 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
3691 I know you said you lived on the beach, but..." 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3692 Look, I'll just get you another lucky penny, okay? 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
3693 They are a new heavy metal group - "The Detectors." 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3694 We need Lithium more than ever since leaving Afghanistan. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3695 Can't we just buy a new remote? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3696 It's not just a wedding ring, y'know? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3697 I could've sworn the poster said "metal concert." 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3698 Are those really necessary on our hardwood floors? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3699 My ex-fiancé is trying to convince me that she lost the ring somewhere around the apartment 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3700 Are you sure your phone is magnetic? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3701 Mind blowing, not mine blowing! 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
3702 The keys? The remote? Your Nixon Button? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
3703 Ever since bitcoin topped $45,000 it's been ridiculous. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
3704 I have them looking for the two quarters I lost. I need them for laundry tomorrow. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3705 I know it’s a long shot, but we can’t watch Ted Lasso if we don’t find the Apple remote. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3706 This sofa must mark the spot of the buried loot! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3707 When do we tell them that we didn’t hide gold coins under the carpet and they’re using Roombas? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3708 Sorry about your password, but you do realize this isn't how bitcoin works? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3709 Do I detect a problem? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3710 Good grief, it's just a paperclip. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3711 Just another fifty cents and we can afford the Seamless delivery fees. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3712 It’s nice to see some people stuck with it. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3713 The flyer said "metal listening party" 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
3714 If they can’t find your earring, it's gone forever. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3715 A new hobby is great. But I think in the future, you should hold your meetings elsewhere. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3716 I guess I haven’t met-al your friends yet 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3717 I guess you aren't a metal head either 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3718 Sorry to hear about your hemochromatosis diagnosis. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3719 You hired them to find your keys? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3720 Did you look between the cushions? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3721 I taped your engagement ring to the remote. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3722 ...Sorry, but I think you're way over-reacting just because you can't find your precious Sand Dollar! 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3723 I will not stand for this. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3724 Yes it is only an engagement ring! I told you to NOT get 70’s retro shag carpet for the yacht. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3725 They’re always just a click away. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
3726 I'm hoping that we can augment your dowry. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
3727 Your earing is still there. Endearing is missing. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
3728 Let’s see how much you really like heavy metal. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
3729 The only precious metals here are my gold fillings. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
3730 I know there's a coin shortage but... 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
3731 You really think your landlord put land mines beneath your floor because you didn't pay the rent this month? 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
3732 Do you think they really do own the mineral rights? I feel like the realtor would have mentioned that… 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
3733 Try thinking where you were when you lost your virginity 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
3734 Well, they’re never going to find your lost bitcoin. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
3735 I couldn't find my quarter in the couch so I hired a team of experts.....and why do you say I always over-react ? 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
3736 You wanted a beach house. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
3737 Common sense has gone underground. Lift your feet. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
3738 Government Surveillance is now looking for a heart that can tell tales about us. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
3739 Isn't this a bit much? All I lost was two quarters. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
3740 I told you, Dan. They’re from the writers room at the Late Show. They’re mining our lives for comedy gold. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
3741 They’re looking for my last orgasm. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
3742 Searching for reality. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
3743 We lost the spark between us 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
3744 So when you said I was a treasure to behold …? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3745 Girl - I thought you said you were a stud? 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
3746 I needed help with the rent, and the cops needed a place to train. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3747 Must be my new Iron supplement 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3748 I can't believe you called ME a gold digger! 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
3749 Well, I did mention that we once toured with Metallica. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3750 They're searching for the comedy gold in your running commentary on my shows. No luck so far. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
3751 I still think your keys are at your mom's. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
3752 This was your idea of "getting" me a wedding ring? 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
3753 When you said our prospects are good, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3754 Did your ex also mine the living room? 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
3755 My parents were right about you. You're in it for the money. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3756 Next time let's just join the book club. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
3757 I hired a team to look for a “fake” engagement ring #$@!% 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
3758 Does this make us Yukon couch potatoes? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3759 I’m sure they’ll find the keys eventually 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3760 We could buy a car with the change we lost in this couch 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
3761 ‘We’re out of milk.’ 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3762 I told you there is no such thing as a heavy metal silent headphones party 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3763 I think our definitions of heavy metal are very different 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
3764 Can we please move the couch to the living room? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3765 Metallica Detectors? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3766 Not until you find your ring! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3767 I replaced the metal detectors with vacuums. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3768 They’re great for roaches! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3769 Well, they are neighbors, and block lives matter 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3770 Other than coal mining, it’s actually the least diverse industry in America. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3771 This is not what I meant when I said you needed more mettle. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3772 The listing said ‘wrap-around gold sofa. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3773 I think they misunderstood us when we said we enjoy Heavy Metal. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3774 I told you there was loose change in this old sofa. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3775 $23,000 in quarters? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3776 Oh, these guys? They're just here to help you find that proposal ring you must've misplaced in time for our 5 year anniversary. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
3777 Our bargain home was built on a minefield. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3778 How much loose change are they expecting to find, exactly? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3779 I did say this relationship would test your metal. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
3780 See,Dr. Raj still thinks there’s value to be found from the broken shards of our marriage… 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
3781 A pirate used to live here. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3782 Are ALL your friends unemployed? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3783 I hope one of them finds the remote. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3784 I was sure that I brought my keys in the house 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
3785 Let's see, you said, if we have any change in the couch cushions. Now what? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3786 Finding an engagement ring would be way better for the environment. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3787 I told you I lost my wedding ring in the house 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3788 Peeps online say you been droppin' a lot of nuggets. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3789 Look. don't call your club members every time you lose your keys. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3790 Most of the small change is lost under the cushions. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
3791 Well, your poker buddies never picked up after themselves. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3792 Looking for the “real truths” while waiting. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3793 "I mean, it's the only way to avoid all of our relationship's landmines. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3794 Dangerous Liaison 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3795 They’re helping me look for some cash to buy the iPhone 13. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
3796 Kids and their devices, ammiright 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3797 Nope, no skeletons in my closet. How 'bout you? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3798 You really don’t get Bitcoin, do you? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3799 When their ad said they could find anything, I dudn't know this is what they mean. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3800 Can we eliminate the sweeping, our cleaning service is getting expensive? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3801 I thought you said we could not be trackable after we took the vaccine? 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
3802 This is some creative wedding proposal. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3803 Weird party, Jeff. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3804 l know we wanted to find out what they talk about downstairs, but is it THAT vital, Martin? 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3805 The former occupant was a heavy metal band. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3806 Im sorry! I felt sorry for them since hardly anyone is going to the beach anymore. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3807 See, Karen. I told you I could be a little bit kinky. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3808 I’ll tell you why they’re not finding anything, Tim: They’re searching for your last shred of human decency. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3809 If they can find us something good to stream, let's give them our wedding rings. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
3810 They usually don't find anything until they get to the couch. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
3811 Bitcoin Mining For Dummies 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3812 Just ignore them. They're my version of a first date mettle detector. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
3813 According to legend King Midas once lived here. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3814 When should we tell them that cryptocurrencies aren't literal coins? 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
3815 Searching for America’s lost mettle. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3816 Sorry for the inconvenience: It’s my magnetic personality. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3817 Jeff, keep your mouth shut and sit still. I told you that getting gold grillz was a really stupid idea. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3818 Old school Pokémon Go 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3819 Searching for the truth 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3820 Well, they didn’t find the remote yet. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3821 This restore is so weird. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
3822 They're looking for their white privilege. We're all hoping it disappears for good. 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
3823 Just tell me where you put the remote 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
3824 I wonder if he listens to heavy metal” 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
3825 I'm sure your 5G implant is somewhere here 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3826 OK, I agree, data mining has gone too far. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3827 The Eurythmics 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3828 Beach couch 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3829 We could have just bought another vape. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3830 See? I told you. They're just a bunch of gold diggers... 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3831 They say that Forrest Fenn's clues point to this very spot. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3832 You need to stop thinking you’re dropping all these gold nuggets of wisdom. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3833 I dropped a Bitcoin. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3834 I’d tell them that no one uses coins anymore, but they’re just annoying enough to to keep the muggers away. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3835 You know you’ve spent too much time on the couch when, … 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3836 There are easier ways to look for your keys. Cheaper too. How much are we paying them, again? 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
3837 I'm keeping what's under this cushion. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3838 You said I was the only treasure you ever wanted 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3839 Well...no bitcoin here. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3840 Look, the former tenants are back again looking for their remote 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
3841 Am I now supposed to believe your story about a ring? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3842 Big deal, you lost a dime. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3843 These guys will know if that band that moved in downstairs is really a metal band. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3844 They haven't bothered me since my braces came off. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3845 When will they figure out the coins are under the cushions? 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3846 Were you not listening? I asked you to come over to mine. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3847 I hope it's not lost in the couch. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3848 'We should talk about our Saxon hoard' you said. 'People might be interested' you said. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3849 This seems a bit much for a lucky penny. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3850 Look, I overreacted when I couldn't find my nail clippers, but you don't have to one up me on everything. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3851 Honey,are we sitting on a goldmine? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3852 Yeah, my therapist said I should do more to detect your nuggets of gold. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
3853 Whatever you do don’t mention the variants. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3854 You know the keys are in the couch somewhere right? 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3855 It’s a new service from Comcast, but we can save money by just putting the remote next to the TV when we’re done watching. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3856 I thought they could help find my engagement ring. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3857 They had no luck at the beach. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3858 This new find my phone app is a huge upgrade! 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3859 I think I should get half your share, don't you? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3860 I lost a bitcoin in 2010. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3861 You can hear a dropped pin 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3862 Hey the men’s show is on! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3863 hey Google, cancel 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3864 You’ve got to stop losing the remote. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3865 So, that's how I feel. Do you understand? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3866 Adults searching for common sense 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3867 Mining for crypto sure is different from what I imagined. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3868 Can't you lose your glasses on top of your head like everyone else? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
3869 I prefer the Pokémon people. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
3870 We’re in a new Discovery Channel reality show. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
3871 Well, the ad did say "beachfront home. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
3872 Well, we taught them to be entrepreneurial, right? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
3873 They are looking for election fraud 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
3874 I’m positive I hear an echo. Don’t you hear an echo? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
3875 They’re mining some Bitcoin I dropped. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
3876 You know you're dreaming, right? In a realm of infinite possibility, this is the best your sleeping brain can come up with? No wonder we're broke. And I'm saying this, not just as your dream girlfriend, but in real life. 1.2200 0.08226 50 43 3 4
3877 Ever since Hurricane IDA, the beach is now at our doorsteps 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
3878 I didn't know you were into metal. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
3879 I think it's called mental detecting. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
3880 You told me the Boomers already have all there is. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
3881 Do you remember after my visit to Indian Point I said it felt like I had ants in my pants? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
3882 This is hysterical. You just pretend you dropped a paper clip or something and they show up. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
3883 Don’t they realize all the coins are under the cushions? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
3884 No, i said i thought it was a Medieval FART 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
3885 See, its just like being at the beach without ever having to leave the couch. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
3886 By the way were you able to find your wedding ring? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
3887 Told you the vaccine was chipped. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
3888 They're just searching for a reason to live 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
3889 -They look so weird looking down and connected to these machines... oh look I got a new follower” 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
3890 The Alien Invasion Has Begun 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
3891 How much bitcoin did you have in the digital wallet you lost? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3892 Well I'M detecting a passive-aggressive vibe about losing your grandmother's ring. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
3893 Next time let's book something a little farther from the beach. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3894 Maybe I didn’t drop it in here. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3895 It’s a silent dance party. They can’t heat our sad music. Don’t worry 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3896 Its cold bitcoin hunting . 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3897 Don’t worry, it’s just my uncles. I told them I lost a Bitcoin. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3898 They obviously don't know that you are not a treasure to be around. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3899 Everyone is surrounded by a neighborhood of voluntary spies. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3900 There is a lot we can get out of this house. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
3901 It’s one of the disadvantages of shag carpet. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3902 Tell your little club I was talking about ironing clothes. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3903 I'm concerned about losing my ring but not that concerned! 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
3904 Do they have a search warrant? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3905 The Lost art of conversation must be around here somewhere! 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
3906 This guy must have loads of gold. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3907 Albin dear, why didn’t you tell me our bitcoins were worth that much 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3908 Whatever they’re looking for we already have. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3909 I really think I’ve outgrown this relationship, but modern dating is a minefield, so what would you like to watch next? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3910 Do you want to help them look for my earring? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3911 Do you to detect anything unusual happening here? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3912 I think you lied about sitting on a gold mine 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3913 apparently this is the new "thing" 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3914 Should we tell them that they won't find any bitcoins? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
3915 Thank you for looking for my earring. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3916 Something tells me you lost my engagemnet ring again. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3917 It takes a village to find my apartment’s chi. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
3918 Are you trying to imply something? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
3919 Are we busted? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
3920 No, that was just the dishwasher 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3921 Data mining is so intrusive! 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
3922 You're going to some lengths to find your keys. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
3923 Sorry! you said you wanted to see a metal band. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3924 The search for nuggets of youthful wisdom 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3925 I asked your brother “the broker” to send over some early retirement ideas.” 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3926 They're running rings around us and still no band of gold. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
3927 The treasure hunting club is meeting in my apartment today. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
3928 it's my grandfathers couch. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
3929 If you kept your coins in a change purse,this wouldn 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
3930 This is why I only use crypto 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3931 You probably shouldn't have posted the IRS can pound sand; I'm buying gold and burying it under the couch . 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
3932 Is your class ring really this important? 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
3933 In the future can you please just leave the ring tone on 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
3934 There are other ways to tell if you lost filling. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
3935 False alarm that was just the microwave 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3936 I'm going to FIND that nose ring! 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
3937 Seriously? All that for loose change??? 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
3938 If you had saved those coins underneath the cushions, we'd be living in a penthouse now. 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
3939 Well, are you going to order the pizza, or should I? 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
3940 Finding Nemo might be easier... 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3941 I said they could keep everything, except the remote. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
3942 We’re all trying to find ourselves 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
3943 do you know where the remote is? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3944 Turn off your band’s demo, Ronnie. See, it’s not Metal. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3945 They’re closing in. It’s my heart of gold they’re after. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3946 So much for physical distancing. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
3947 Don't look now, but that one guy's wearing sandals . . . . 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3948 I told you never to get a hip replacement ! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3949 If they don't find the ring the paramedics will be next for the cavity search. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3950 Yeah, the music is great here, especially the underground metal scene. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
3951 I know my keys are by the sofa somewhere 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3952 What do you mean, it's just an earring? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3953 Not into heavy metal? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3954 Life sucks. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
3955 I don't know what they think they're going to find. Have they seen my student loans? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3956 I thought you said this was a silent disco. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3957 It’s in place of showing your vaccine card. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
3958 We all look for meaning in our way. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3959 I was going to purpose but lost the ring 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
3960 See, our love is magnetic 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3961 I said I needed change, not spare change 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3962 You really need to stop playing AC/DC so loudly 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3963 When you said this party would be “metal as hell,” I pictured a different type of evening. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
3964 Don't let them get under these cushions. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3965 If they can't find your heart of gold, nobody will. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3966 All I said was ‘wanna listen to metal at my place?’ 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3967 You said you “lost” my engagement ring. Now, they’re here to find it for you. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3968 You wondering what I do for a living 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
3969 Not all heroes wear capes. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
3970 Maybe you just left the keys in your other pants. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
3971 Sheesh. At least another year testing our metal. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
3972 So, you sticking to your story about where you lost your wedding ring? 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
3973 What exactly did you tell your boss about this house's coin collection? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
3974 Well, I tried looking in the couch cushions, so this is the next step. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
3975 I swear, we'll find the remote in no time! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
3976 Let’s look under the couch when they leave. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
3977 So, how much loose change did you have? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
3978 That reminds me, your parents called about nothing. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
3979 How much did you pay for that engagement ring anyway? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
3980 Symptom of seniors approaching financial euthanasia: mining bitcoins. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
3981 So... Do you think they will find out where we buried their cell phones? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
3982 No, it's like a silent disco, but they're just listening to Metallica. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
3983 When the realtor said this property was a hidden treasure I wasn't expecting this.... 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
3984 Give it up, sweetie. Those keys are gone. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
3985 Whoever finds the ring is the one I marry 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
3986 The last tenants were a heavy metal band 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
3987 They’re trying to find our last piece of dignity 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
3988 They’re looking for the common sense you lost. 1.2157 0.08547 51 45 1 5
3989 Enough subcontracting. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3990 Call me when you find the ring. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3991 I like Detectorists but not in 3D. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3992 Why am I so certain you‘re not over your last relationship? 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
3993 Hon, do you think they will find the remote soon? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3994 You like listening to metal? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3995 We should have never made our living room on the beach. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3996 Tim, last night, when I told you I was loosing my mettle.......... 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3997 Maybe there’s crypto in the couch. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3998 Please don’t use that tone with me 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3999 The All Terrain Armored Transport Walkers from Star Wars have come to life 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4000 This VR fad has gotten out of control 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4001 Next time, I'll call a plumber. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4002 Still sticking with the "I lost the engagement ring story?" 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4003 I’m pretty sure if there had been a ring in this box we would have found it by now. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4004 If they don't find any there, then they might find some down the back of the sofa 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4005 Is it possible the previous tenants were Pirates. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4006 Wait a minute... wasn't the ring gold? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4007 You’re not wearing jewellery, right? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4008 I told you to clean under the cushions. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4009 This experience is magnifying. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4010 I changed my mind; I think I prefer your skater dude friends. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
4011 I told you to clean up after you broke into your piggy bank! 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
4012 I know you were attached to the remote, but it’d have cost us less to just go and buy a new one. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4013 Should we tell them it’s under the cushions? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4014 Don't worry, they're on commission. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
4015 Ixnay on the ushionscay. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4016 I’ve lost my iron will to survive. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4017 Most boring Thanksgiving ever. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4018 Don't know who you hired but bit coins aren't real. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4019 I know that times are tight, but since we got our couch from Goodwill just last week, I'm pretty sure that any change between the cushions is already gone. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4020 I'm not leaving until they find it. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4021 I usually just look under the cushions. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
4022 This coin shortage is really something! 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4023 This is starting to creep me out. I don't think they are looking for loose change. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4024 Don't worry. We're fine here until the trainspotters arrive. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4025 Yes, I asked the Village People to come and check for love rocks and scintillating conversation 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4026 That reminds me. Have we looked under the cushions for loose change recently? 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
4027 I’m guessing you didn’t tell them it was just a made up story, did you? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4028 -Silence is gold! -Literally? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4029 Crypto mining might be easier. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4030 Tell me again why we brought the sofa to the beach? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4031 They said this place is popular with metal heads. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4032 I may need to postpone the proposal. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4033 I swear I thought this section of the beach would be a great place to Netflix and Chill. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4034 I didn’t realize the Help Navigating Relationship Minefields ad on the subway was literal 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4035 I really thought that was the roomba before I looked up from my phone 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
4036 Are they looking for a ring? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4037 Babe, you misheard me. When you asked, I said it was ‘mine’ turn to sweep. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4038 Don’t they know to look in the couch cushions? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4039 Where is my mind? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4040 Is this some sort of new Pokémon game? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4041 Everyone’s so caught up with their devices these days. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4042 Sadie had yet to inform Brian that she hadn’t just ‘lost’ the jewellery he bought her for Christmas” 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4043 They're looking for the next big crypto. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4044 You just can’t accept that the remote was in your hand all this time, can you? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4045 Honey, you know we can just buy another remote, right? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4046 Beachfront property isn't as good as it sounds. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4047 I heard they hid last week's Pokemon in our neighbor's vagina. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4048 Okay, then! Tell me again where you lost your wedding band. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4049 If you really wanted marriage , why didn't you take better care of the ring ? 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
4050 You know they'll be really mad when they find out the "lost treasure" is just your car keys, right? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4051 BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BOOP 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4052 Didn't you want to watch some search party?! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4053 The flyer said heavy metals enthusiasts, I thought it was a typo 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4054 I'm not the only one who thinks our relationship is a minefield. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4055 The only thing they'll find is the lead in your pants. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4056 And you really can't remember where you left that Metallica CD? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4057 ‘Must be the booster I just got.’ 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4058 We made it to Mars. Cld you not look a little more grateful? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4059 Should we move? I feel like I know where all the lost quarters are. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4060 I can just use my phone to control the tv. Should we tell them? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4061 Like, it’s my *favorite* earring back? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4062 Beautiful day, isn't it? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4063 I understand that since PayPal, looking for loose change just isn't what it used to be. 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
4064 Did you fart? 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
4065 How else we gonna find the sound bar remote? 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4066 No sweetie, this is not bit coin mining. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
4067 Yeah, well we were just sitting around after softball practice and I started telling the guys about you losing the locket that your mother gave you and they just.. 1.2128 0.08568 47 41 2 4
4068 An Airbnb in Athens - not without its drawbacks. 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
4069 I told you that your grandfather would not get it when you told him to find cryptocurrency investments. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4070 They will keep searching until this “lost” wedding band reappears. 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
4071 I believe we have different notions of a romantic evening. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
4072 Silent Disco meets Heavy Metal 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
4073 Honestly, just put the remote on the side table when you're not using it. 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
4074 Maybe they will find something worthwhile in this marriage! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4075 How do u text during all this? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4076 I have the feeling that we are sitting on an alien mothership. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4077 Are you sure this is where you lost Mookie's pet tag? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4078 I told you the title of your article, "Searching for Mettle in Modern Times." wasn't a winner. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4079 We will always treasure this moment! 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4080 Every relationship risks hidden land mines. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4081 It was so quiet you could hear a pin drop? Not me. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4082 When I say let people get involved with your hobby, I didn't mean it literally. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4083 You could have just checked between the couch cushions. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4084 Let’s call for more to come over. I really don’t care about the earring now, but the magnetic field is lifting my spirits. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
4085 Just put the clicker back on the arm rest. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
4086 See, I'm not the only one that cant find the Apple TV remote... 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4087 It's a metaphor. We need to treasure this time together. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
4088 Our cellphone data mining is really getting out of hand 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4089 No sex before they clear the minefield.... 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
4090 They say we played too much Led Zeppelin, Iron Maiden, and Metallica. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4091 Did all your loose change fall out of your pockets AGAIN???! 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
4092 I told you those iron supplements were a bad idea. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4093 Oh just pick something, these guys never find anything to watch. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
4094 I have a confession to make, Cindy. If you look at the earring you still have, it says, “18-K Fool’s Gold.” 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
4095 I’m tired of not being able to find the remote so I called on reinforcements. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
4096 MyNewYorkerCaption# Why did you have to tell your buddies your hobby is looking for couch change??? 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
4097 Apparently you are the 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4098 Let's get one each, they look like fun! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4099 These interactive video games are going too far 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
4100 When you said I bug you, it wasn't meant literally. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4101 I meant with a broom. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4102 It just seems they could do something else during the NHL off-season. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4103 what are they doing John? " " they are looking for a caption for some caption contest 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
4104 I’m sure they’ll find that spark soon 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
4105 They are searching for the reason why we did go to Afganistan in first place" 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4106 I'm not saying you're a gold digger, Susan. But something tells me you don't mess with broke guys. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4107 I thought you said we were out of the Matrix ? 1.2115 0.07929 52 45 3 4
4108 Honey, do you think they will find the Saturn rings? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4109 That “lost” engagement ring better be real! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4110 undetected connection 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4111 hi! my name is Tony 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4112 I told you to bury it and yes, I was an idiot! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4113 I know you lost your car keys, but really? 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
4114 With everything going on, we sorta forgot about the coin shortage. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4115 That one review on Airbnb did say "Solid gold!" 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4116 Yes, I am really sorry that you lost your Olympic Gold Medal. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4117 I happened to mention you were Bitcoin rich 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
4118 Think we’ll ever know the truth? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4119 I understand your privacy concerns, but I font think this is better than apple’s find-my-phone location software. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
4120 I tried to explain how bitcoin works but they wouldn't't listen. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
4121 The realtor said this place was a gold mine but we haven’t found anything yet except two nickels and a dime 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
4122 I FIND CONVERSATION SO DIFFICULT IN THIS ERA OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
4123 They're like cats, you let one in... 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4124 But no one is wearing a mask! 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
4125 What have you lost now? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4126 Can't imagine what they'd find in the couch 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4127 Let’s just check under the couch cushions again. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
4128 Ever since I called off the engagement 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4129 It looks like alien is somewhere near the sofa 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4130 Where you at? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4131 Guess we underdressed 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4132 Yes, Jeremy, my earring is that important to me. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4133 We shouldn't have appealed the county's reappraisal. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4134 This is a strange way to make friends 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4135 Lose the cargo pants. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4136 As a lifeguard, I never thought I’d bring my work home. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4137 That engagement ring you promised sure seems hard to find. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4138 Before you have another group of friends over, please join the Dyson Club. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4139 What's that incessant beeping? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4140 I think they misunderstood, "We're gonna play Minecraft". 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4141 Wouldn't you check the couch cushions first? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4142 I misunderstood when Dad said that staying home alone all weekend was really going to test our mettle. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
4143 So you’re fairly literal? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4144 I’m sorry your Mother threw out your horseshoe collection too David. But after two years, it’s time to move on. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4145 Just what did you do with the coins you found under the cushions? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4146 I like you, but you're not that attractive. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4147 Maybe we should just stand up so they can check under the cushions. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4148 Does your contact lens even have metal in it? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4149 We can pay them with the change under the cushions. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4150 Maybe we should tell them it’s empty, and we knew that before we rented the apartment above Al Capone’s vault. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
4151 You took out your nipple rings, right? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4152 ,Just back from Kabul,iam told! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4153 That Apple Tag has got to be around here somewhere. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4154 Well ,I told you my brothers liked indoor and outdoor activities they could do together,I just wasn’t specific. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4155 (I'm never getting married if I don't find that ring) 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4156 They said it was a heavy metal listening party” 🤘 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4157 There are draw-back to living right on the beach. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
4158 These guys are in here every night; the previous tenant was a precious metals dealer who left in a hurry. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
4159 It's all your fault, putting on your Facebook page that you thought I was a gold digger! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
4160 The rainbow starting from our house was cool and all, but I didn't sign up for this. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
4161 This is absurd! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
4162 I told you to vacuum the carpet. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
4163 common sense detectors 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
4164 gets vaccinated in Huntington Beach once 1.2093 0.09149 43 38 1 4
4165 What happened to roombas? 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
4166 Did you ever fix that hole in your pocket? 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
4167 I don't know what I'm looking for in life, but I'll know it when they find it. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4168 I told you shouldn’t have mentioned that we live above a gold mine! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4169 As long as they don't look under the couch we're ok 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4170 Relationships are just hard, but ours has so many silver-linings. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4171 Hopefully they will find my keys. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4172 Twice a quarter in the air and watch what happens. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4173 You are never again to call MY friends gold-diggers. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4174 Cause you are gold. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4175 Staycations have come a long way. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4176 Guess who moved in downstairs...Quiet Mike and the Precious Metals 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4177 The next time you propose, do it in the kitchen. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4178 Given their hourly rates, I still think it would be cheaper to buy a ring. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
4179 Where did you buy this couch? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4180 I told a bunch of by bowling buddies we were sitting on a pile of bitcoins. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
4181 When I said I buried my emotional baggage, I didn't mean it literally 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4182 I invited you over for sex, why did you bring your metal detector club with you? 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4183 The HOA says it isn't a violation. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4184 Don't you think it's a little bit over dramatic way to look for the remote? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4185 I would suggest you not bring pocket change to our dates. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4186 I can't believe with all of this equipment they still can't detect your magnetic personality 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4187 This is one of those days when we need to share our feelings. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
4188 This is not what I meant when I said I want to make you mine, Albert 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
4189 What do you mean 'I swallowed it?' 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4190 If this isn’t meddling I don’t know what is 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4191 Metal over Men: “Love, do you think they can detect baby food?” 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
4192 Don't worry, honey. They're just looking for your dignity. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4193 Why don't they just check the couch cushions for spare change? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4194 Don’t mind them, they’re just here in case I drop a truth bomb 💣 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4195 They’re looking for my AirPod 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4196 This worked last time. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4197 They have yet to fin the spark between us 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
4198 Do you ever just have that nagging feeling that something’s missing in our life? 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4199 I guess it doesn’t matter if it’s me or anyone because you still won’t just lift up your feet. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4200 Remember when I lost my engagement ring? My mom wants to see it. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4201 I think you must have miss heard me I said mental not metal 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4202 It was only a quarter. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
4203 Working on their listening skills. You should try it. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4204 It may be an expensive smart phone, but all you lost is a screw. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
4205 Thanks to global warming we finally got our beachfront home. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4206 I ain't no Gold Digger! 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
4207 I really don't think this will help you find your Bit Coin password. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4208 My dad told me that when I found true love, I could stop searching 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4209 ...and you're SURE you already looked under these sofa cushions? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4210 I ddoubt they'll find the lost magic of our marriage. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4211 You said,”you wanted to watch detectorists” 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4212 Do we even have a remote? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4213 You get used to the noise. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
4214 Don't tell them about the lighting storm. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4215 We should really start limiting their screen time. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4216 It’s a bit hard but I’m really liking the 80s beach motif of this one 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4217 Treasures are right where you stand ....always 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4218 This musical chair games version is definitely weird 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4219 So this is Peloton’s retro line to lose weight? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4220 They seek the change you want to see in the world 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4221 Tim soon realized why Metal Detect & Chill never caught on. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
4222 Damn, finding that missing airpod is hard. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4223 You’re right, this is a new type of Escape Room experience. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4224 OK, I'll hand you the lighter. Just get them out. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4225 The loose change they're finding should pay this month's rent. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4226 I had to call the exterminators again. It looks like this time they sent out the "A -Team" 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
4227 The last time I was here I lost my earring. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4228 Did you post about the water leak and the gold flecks on Reddit or craigslist? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4229 Do you think they'll find our ball gag and chains? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4230 I'm sorry I used the phrase, ". . . sitting on a gold mine" in a tweet. 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
4231 I said,"I lost my bitcoin!" 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
4232 Are you sure lost your bitcoin? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4233 Is it worth it for one lousy filling? 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4234 Remind me to patch the holes in our change pockets. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4235 I failed to mention it was Bitcoin we were mining. 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
4236 One of these days something is going to go BOOM! 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4237 Our landlord emailed that rent is due tomorrow. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
4238 Did you lose something 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4239 I really think we need to invest in a good vacuum cleaner. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
4240 Try to be more careful with your keys and we won't have to go through this search every time. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
4241 They're looking for my soul. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4242 They heard I dropped a quarter here during lockdown. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4243 Should I throw in a coin? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4244 There must be an easier way to find the remote. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4245 See? Give them something to do and now we don't need to make small talk. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4246 What kind of watch did you say you lost? 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
4247 Buried treasure really? You can’t even pay the rent. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
4248 This is why I don't ask you to sweep the floor. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4249 You checked your pockets, right? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4250 What do you mean they're in your pocket? I've already paid the callout fee 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
4251 Should I tell them we can hear Donda through the headphones? 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4252 What app do you think they're using? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4253 Alexa is this a pothole? 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4254 You're friends are always prospecting for clout. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4255 They are just stalling for time until we get up…. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4256 I don't think this how you look for a contact lens. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4257 They said something about the Federal Reserve's tight monetary policy. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4258 I asked them to look for the remote control 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4259 So why didn't you ask if this was going to be a themed party...? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4260 This room was overlooking the ocean until Hurricane Ida brought the beach inside 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4261 I said you needed to find some 'mettle', Larry 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4262 They do know they're just finding the carpet tacks, right? 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
4263 You never know where you might mine for bitcoin honey 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4264 I didn't lose my ring, it's misplaced 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4265 In this day and age they are looking for spare change 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4266 They’ll find the spark somewhere. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4267 The change we need can come from anywhere 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4268 (Apprehwnsions these days) , Are you Vaccinated , Just concerned .😁 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4269 They’re just trying to figure out TikTok. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4270 As soon as they find my nose ring, you can propose. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4271 Was it really that important, the name that you dropped 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4272 Did you bury pennies again? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4273 Music? Well, I guess you could say I'm a big metal fan... 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
4274 I made the mistake of throwing a few coins for one of them last week. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4275 Bunch of post-Ida opportunists. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
4276 Finding my own distraction 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4277 Well, you did say we needed help to keep track of the TV remote. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
4278 Floorcoin is at an all time high 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
4279 Any other radioactive topics? 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
4280 You can never find your wallet at restaurants, so I asked for some help before we leave. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
4281 Honey, this is sooooo romantic. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
4282 My friends are committed to finding value in our relationship. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
4283 Why wouldn't you tell them it's under the couch? 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
4284 Are they still looking for your balls to define our relationship? 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
4285 Must be trainees. There's twenty dollars loose change in the sofa. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4286 STOMP. A new beginning. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4287 I'm glad we said no to the oil rig, but...you know? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4288 All this to find the remote? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4289 I’m just looking for change, Chump. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4290 I threw the ring at you 'cos you go overboard with EVERTHING!! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4291 Are they from DEA or the Discovery channel" 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4292 My apartment is safe, Sal. Brooklyn is a long long way from Kabul. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
4293 This coin shortage has gotten too far if you ask me 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4294 I don't care if you're getting a percentage of what they find, I say they're a cult. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
4295 You have some brass balls to bring these guys into our home. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
4296 Maybe we should think about vacuuming the carpet. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4297 I promise. I'll buy another tongue stud. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4298 Does your family live here and recently filed bankruptcy. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4299 When you suggested we go to your place and listen to 'Metallica', I thought you meant something else... 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
4300 All I am asking is, what if they don't find the remote control before the game begins? 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4301 They’re either mining for Bitcoin or just being old men. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
4302 I got the place cheap because someone died here, but I didn’t know I’d have to deal with all the true crime podcasters 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
4303 Your secret’s safe with me. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4304 I want a divorce. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4305 Aaaah these silent parties. I told you they were too complex to join 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4306 Its not my fault they dont realise the gold lies in you, honey! 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
4307 You're sure they aren't under the cushions. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4308 They're looking for that engagement ring you promised me. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
4309 Don't disturb them or they'll show you pictures of all the things they've found. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4310 'lost your nipple ring again, huh? 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
4311 See? When underground music becomes a hit. 1.2037 0.07652 54 47 3 4
4312 I could just call it. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4313 Yes, I do think my keys will find themselves 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4314 Hobo. Floorboards. Pocket change. Prison. Bummer. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4315 You know Kyle, you put so much effort into not doing any. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4316 I’ll just say I know they’re not looking for steely Dan. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4317 Maybe they can find my mettle while they’re at it. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
4318 My lawyer has advised me not to answer that loaded question until the demining crew gives the clear. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4319 Yes, I dropped a quarter. I just think this is overkill. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
4320 Apparently there are rumors that Zsa Zsa Gabor lived here in the mid 60s and had a habit of casually tossing jewelry about. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4321 To be fair, you did say it was beach front property." 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4322 For God's sake Jared, will you quit this Bitcoin mining nonsense 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
4323 Which one of these guys is Toby Jones? 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4324 Don't worry - we'll find your wedding ring. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4325 When do we get a turn? 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4326 You'd think we were sitting on a veritable gold mine under these couch cushions... 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4327 so THIS is their retirement plan? 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4328 More covid- 19 variants? 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4329 So tell me again, *why* did you put land mines under the floorboards? 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4330 Metal prices really are getting out of hand. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
4331 Metal is a genre that crosses the boundaries of gender, race and hobbies 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
4332 Let's hope they don't look under the cushions... 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
4333 While you’re looking, can you see if you can find the romance. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4334 A bomb squad in the greenroom is probably not a good sign. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4335 I said the underfloor was old,not gold! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4336 I like Heavy Metal but this is ridiculous. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4337 So you wanted to listen to hard rock and metal? Better they find the ring, or else the next beep you hear will be in the hospital. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4338 Alan, are you still carrying change in your pocket? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4339 Why can't you look for the remote like normal people? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4340 This is a lot cheaper than buying a new remote control. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4341 It’s only filling John 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4342 You know how you said you had a metallic taste in your mouth...? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4343 When do you think the coin shortage will end? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4344 We only get to keep half of whatever they find, but it's better than buying a Roomba 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4345 Where did you last see your sense of commitment? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4346 My therapist said I needed to test my mettle. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4347 You said that we could go out to dinner when we found enough change to pay for it. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4348 Fred, I think they lost a nanobot again. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4349 I told you not to get nipple rings. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4350 Loosing an earring shouldn’t be such a big deal . 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4351 I always check a first date out very thoroughly... 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4352 My "Alter Egos" kept searching and searching while, all this While, my "Ms Right" was right next to me 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4353 ‘Has the penny dropped yet?’ 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4354 Pocket change? Who you gonna call? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4355 You were right. Everyone's getting into Bitcoin. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4356 When I said I wanted to watch "The Detectorists," I didn't mean in person. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4357 I think we're way too far past our heavy metal days for this to work. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4358 They’re Deadheads gone metal! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4359 This is really crazy, why didn't you tell them that you lost your ring at the beach? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4360 And I thought beach house neighbors would be less nosy. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4361 Dave used to mine bitcoin on this couch. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4362 Jesus Max,I said the couch area was a safe zone. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4363 There has got to be a better way to pay your cable bill. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4364 They're from the Federal Reserve, they really need our loose change 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4365 Bob, I don’t think this is what your therapist meant by ‘Be the change you seek.’ 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4366 I thought you asked the app not to track. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4367 I was thinking more Tahiti and less Coney Island. You're even cheap in virtual reality! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4368 This wasn’t what I had in mind when you said you wanted to watch Detectorists 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4369 I’m so glad you’re secure enough to date a man-magnet. Not everyone is. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4370 Millennial treasure hunters. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4371 Must have been my well ironed tshirt 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4372 The store special was 5 Rhumbas plus free batteries - And, for just an extra hundred bucks, they showed up. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4373 don’t tell them about all the loose change under the cushions… 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
4374 It started after I did a Tom Cruise on the couch and the cushion money just started to flow. Who knew? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4375 I thought we were playing the board game Treasure Hunt." 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4376 Would you just download the app already. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4377 We don’t do this for the money. We’re looking for acceptance. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
4378 Well, you said you wanted a beach house… 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4379 Seriously, I told you not to put 'a fortune of coins lost in my couch cushions' on social media. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4380 Did you lose the ring, honey? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
4381 Have you ever considered wearing cargo shorts so as not to lose the change? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
4382 Shouldn't they look for loose change "in the couch" and not "near the couch"? 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
4383 Hilarious that they never check under the couch cushions. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
4384 Mom sent them to search for your mettle. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4385 They don't realize I hide the gold in my tush. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
4386 The ad said heavy metal listening party, so I just assumed… 1.2000 0.07521 55 48 3 4
4387 Modern miners-are we the canaries? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
4388 Is it really worth all this just to find that zinc penny your mother lost? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
4389 It’s a total waste Eric, you’ll still put your foot in it! 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4390 I think the proves it...no one really understands cryptocurrency" 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
4391 I think it makes perfect sense. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4392 So, you read something about ‘land mines in relationships’, and…? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4393 It’s the local detectorist club demonstrating their detectoring techniques. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4394 Yeah, the psychic said it was buried right here. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
4395 Where’s the rest of our furniture? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
4396 It would be faster if they asked us to get up. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4397 They found one quarter, they should find the other one! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4398 Should we tell them about the spare change in the sofa? 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
4399 Dad’s midlife-crisis has given soul searching a whole new meaning. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4400 It's too much like skiing or line dancing. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
4401 Ugh,I said I lost my mental facilities,not my metal fillings. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
4402 This couch smells like piss 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4403 It’s not that much Jeff. Just tell them it’s in the sofa cushions and let’s get back to Reservation Dogs. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4404 Let’s not tell them that all the lost change is in the couch 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
4405 Are you sure its down there? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
4406 This is not a caption, I just wanted to point out that the kid with the remote looks like the kid from the freestyler music video. Pretty neat! 1.2000 0.07441 60 53 2 5
4407 Let's get going. The tide took the TV anyway. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
4408 I think we need a new carpet 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4409 'For many people it's hard to realize that the real bounty lies inside.' 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
4410 Have you ever heard that dating is like a mine field? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4411 They still haven't realized that *you* are the treasure. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4412 Leap away now…this is The Havana Syndrome in the making! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
4413 Can’t believe it was just a button! 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
4414 Smart Idea, bringing the couch to the beach!! 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
4415 As soon as they find the ring, I'll propose. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
4416 Goldrush contest in the living room... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4417 I had hired them to find some common cents. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4418 When you said you lost your wedding ring, my brothers offered to find it. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4419 I thought all the change was in the couch! 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4420 I had Moderna too, so we’re not magnetized. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
4421 I think we have lost the magnetism between us. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4422 Geocaching was a great idea, if they don't find the remote control it's certainly gone. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
4423 They're unemployed, and one of them dropped a quarter. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4424 It’s winter on Oak Island. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4425 If you'd put them in the same place when you come home, we wouldn't have to do this every time we need to leave. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
4426 So this is why you're getting rid of the carpet? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
4427 Next we’ll get them to whitewash the fence. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
4428 I sincerely doubt they will find any mettle near you, Harold. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
4429 Don't get off the couch, we want to save the change. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4430 The damned watch was worth $25.00 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4431 I thought you said you invited Gretel and Hector… 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
4432 The ad said: Never lose your keys again. Guaranteed! 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
4433 My injection site wasn't magnetic, so they're looking for the missing transmitter. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4434 What do you mean a meet-up to find your ear bud? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4435 The realtor did call it a "hidden gem." 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
4436 Just sit tight till they give up and leave. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4437 I grew tired of always searching for the remote 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4438 You cant find a lost BitCoin this way. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4439 Do you think they’re listening to ‘The Sound of Metal?” 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4440 This is the only place your wedding ring could be, right? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4441 Maybe you should tell them about the butt-plug, Ben. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4442 it was better when our personal data miners weren't visible 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
4443 Oh, we’re gonna find your wedding ring, boo. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
4444 I’d take all the change out of my pocket, but I want to see where this goes. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
4445 OMG I can't find any likes. I swear they were here somewhere? 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
4446 Trying to find a reason to go out for the night. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4447 It’s the new streetwear fad, and it’s the cheapest way to bitmine. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
4448 Tesla Bot date gone awry 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
4449 Searching to find something good on TV" aptio 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
4450 Mined Therapy 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
4451 The beach is too far, I thought, why not bring the beach to me 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
4452 Sorry. Post-Pandemic Coin Shortage. 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
4453 They're convinced nanoparticle-based vaccines leak from the injection site." #Nanobot 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
4454 Did it say 'Virtual' or 'Vitriol' Reality, again? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4455 I don’t think this what they meant by “mining for NFTs”. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
4456 What? I lost the remote two days ago. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4457 So… when I said I buried all hope of us getting back together… 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4458 Have you seen my earrings? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
4459 This proposal have been successfully surprizing. You really hid the ring very well 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4460 See what I mean? Finding Christina doesn’t take a search party. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4461 They´re finding new talents 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
4462 I am trying to figure out if you’ve lost your mind 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
4463 Are you sure you checked your coat pocket? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4464 Let's Change The View 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
4465 Remember when you we’re just complaining about the Roomba? 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
4466 These new AirTags are really efficient 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4467 The new PokemonGo update went a bit out of hand 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4468 Don’t worry, they’ll find your AirPod. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
4469 not the metalheads i was expecting 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4470 These guys have been here for days. Maybe they'll never find a witty social analogy in your massive New Yorker cartoons collection hidden under this floor. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
4471 Ummm, I just realized that my phone is in my pocket actually. Should I call off the search team now or wait a little bit longer? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4472 Cryptocurrency is a virtual currency, you fools 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4473 Don't you sweep your floors each week? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4474 I told you to throw away all those heavy metal albums. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4475 Are you fishing for compliments? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4476 Are you also into heavy metal? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4477 How embarrassing would it be if your dime just rolled under the cushion? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4478 Isn't this overkill for a little pocket change? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4479 I mean, when are you going to get it together to propose already? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4480 We wouldn’t have this problem if you could hold onto your keys 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4481 I wonder what they’re listening to. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4482 It’s supposed to kill the virus. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4483 Wait 'til they see what's between my car seats 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4484 guys, i was referring to the genre 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4485 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to watch “The Detectorist” 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4486 You said you’re not a gold digger…? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4487 Are you sure you lost your bitcoin here? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4488 'say something, Bob. They are your family!' 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4489 Must be i-vacs in training. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
4490 Stop! I'll never understand bitcoin and obviously neither will they. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4491 They're searching for bitcoin." 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4492 They’re looking for Britney Spears. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4493 I lost my contacts. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4494 Sorry they overheard the booty call 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4495 I told you a vacation house on Oak Island was a mistake. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4496 You lost something? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4497 It says here someone found a fortune in their shag rug in Florida so I’m offering them a cut of whatever they find. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4498 When we find the missing spoon, then can we talk about our relationship? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4499 You said I’m losing valuable time sitting on the couch all day. They said they find valuables. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4500 . Tell me you're in Florida without telling me 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4501 They are working from home! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4502 Remains of the day 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4503 Don’t move an inch, Dan. They’ll never know we’re here 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4504 I can’t believe the government is really looking this hard for the vaccine chip they put in us 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4505 You would think they’d know that the loose change is always in the couch. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4506 You’re such a “beep”, you know that. Why am I “beep” here. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4507 Sadly, your wood-carved "Life is a Beach" sign on the front porch is a hit. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
4508 It's the new economic trend 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4509 Your obsession with the Oak Island treasure has gone too far. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4510 Buying this beachfront house was our serious mistake 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
4511 Can't you just get a new set made? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4512 Are you sitting on that gold pocket watch? 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4513 Isn’t there an app for finding your keys? 1.1964 0.07821 56 50 1 5
4514 Just saying. If you're searching for love this is not the team you hire. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4515 . . . and I used to really be into heavy metal. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4516 Well, which is it... Roomba brand of Bitcoin or Bitcoin brand of Roomba 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4517 Dad threw his wedding ring at Andy Dalton. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
4518 The new iPhone 20 "The Walker" 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4519 Yes, Carl, I said I’ve lost my mind this past year, but I don’t think this is the solution. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4520 The Treasure Hunters’ Guild is committed to Full-Time Remote Work. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4521 Think we should tell them they're not going to find any Bitcoin? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4522 Searching for substance 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4523 It was my roommates turn to host the group tonight 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4524 They are ‘friends’ of the previous owner. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
4525 Why don't they look under the pillows? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4526 Your parents insisted we get married so I commissioned this crew here. Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
4527 The downstairs neighbors listen to a lot of heavy metal. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
4528 You hired TaskRabbit to find your keys? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4529 Greg avoids pissing off his new, woke girlfriend 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
4530 If they can't find the remote, I have no clue where it is. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4531 Their unemployment ran out. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
4532 They're looking for my dad's 1972 Pong console. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
4533 My mother is coming for dinner. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
4534 I've asked these guys to help look for the ring you promised me years ago. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
4535 The next time anyone asks about my last standup comedy gig, I definitely won't say I laid a bomb. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
4536 We're in the 7th inning already? 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
4537 It doesn't matter how many there are, they don't work for finding a contact lens. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
4538 Why do you think this topic is a minefield? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4539 Everyone thinks we've lost that magic feeling. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4540 Does this mean that we aren’t really engaged? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4541 Do you think our relationship is on your family's radar yet? 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
4542 Did I check my pockets! Like, duh. On second thought— 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4543 I take it you were the rebellious child? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
4544 When the broker said the apartment had 'hidden charms' I think she had something else in mind. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
4545 If you would get up off this couch, you could see we’re sitting on a gold mine! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
4546 Music headhunters in our living-room? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
4547 I said I wanted to discuss adding value to this relationship… 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
4548 These are the worst plate-spinners I’ve ever seen 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
4549 'These metal contact lenses are so easy to find.' 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
4550 . “I hired them to find our American Dream. So far, we have .10 cents and a student loan payment due soon. “ 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
4551 When your friends are not so subtly detecting if he is the one for you. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
4552 We built this apartment over a section of Venice Beach. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
4553 Do you think these devices can detect booty bomb? 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
4554 Stop acting like it's a mine field every time we talk about moving. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
4555 Look, Kev, you gotta stop carrying loose change around! 1.1957 0.07997 46 40 3 3
4556 Don't worry, they never look under the seat cushions. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
4557 They're looking for funny captions, but most of what they find is junk. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
4558 The way they have surrounded us, there must be something really valuable nearby. Are you a gold brick? 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
4559 Are you sure you dropped your wedding ring here? 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
4560 So, where’s the ring? 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
4561 Remind me again why bringing the couch to the beach was a good idea… 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
4562 Find your mettle, I said. Two t’s! 1.1957 0.07997 46 40 3 3
4563 It's not actually how bitcoin works, but why ruin their good time? 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
4564 This is why I don’t care about silver linings 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
4565 Seriously. Hasn't this BitCoin mining got a bit out of hand? 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
4566 You’ve lost that loving feeling 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4567 They keep on getting closer, but it seems that none of them have got 'Down The Back Of The Couch' mode enabled. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4568 We should never have moved to the Treasure Island apartments. 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
4569 I told you guys to do this an hour ago so We wouldn’t be here 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4570 Look at all these fucking nerds. You're cool though. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4571 Well, we don't have smart watches. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4572 You think they’ll find that entitlement we supposedly have? 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
4573 Somewhere around here there’s gotta be some good tik tok content 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4574 I know I dropped my 1909 S VDB penny somewhere here. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4575 They’ll never find the coins in the couch 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4576 You do know your dentist will put in a new crown, right? 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4577 Is this crypto mining? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4578 Really? This is your idea of a housewarming party? Scavenger hunt? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4579 I'm sure your glasses are around here somewhere... 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4580 So, it’s true. We ARE sitting on s pot of gold!! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4581 Maybe after this show we could check under the cushions. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4582 Should we tell them about PokémonGo? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4583 Maybe I should have specified 'metal' better? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4584 Don’t tell them where the “Dd” is. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4585 you’re still pretty metal without your eyebrow piercing Kyle, just maybe not as hardcore as the guys you hired from the beach to find it in the carpet 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4586 My boss said I had to return to the office so I got some help to find my keys. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4587 I’d get AirTags but I don’t trust Apple with my privacy anymore. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4588 Just remember that whatever they find we get 50% 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4589 The future of television, what do you think? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4590 You’d think they would look in the sofa instead of around it. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4591 I know they are your friends, but their search for bitcoins in our living room is frankly annoying and unproductive. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4592 This is how you planned “ to find our love”? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4593 Don't get up. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4594 A silent disco. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4595 One of them told me the last time he had a life was 18 months ago somewhere around here. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4596 Yes, our process needs tweaking, but until we figure out how to explain bitcoin to these guys, it's the best we can do. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4597 You are so retro . They’re looking for bitcoins not quarters . 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4598 Yeah,life is a beach. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4599 Theyre's Gold Diggers Everywhere 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4600 Face it. Your keys are hopelessly lost. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4601 ‚Oh, there's something else I wanted to tell you ... ’ 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4602 well you can’t say therapist isn’t thorough. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4603 So this is your idea of ‘changing’ things up? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4604 Remotes are especially difficult to use when you can't find them. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4605 Early detection that everything but this relationship is magnetic. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4606 What’s in it for me? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4607 Searching for Connections 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4608 You weren’t kidding when you said your brothers are still trying to find themselves. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4609 We could put down some sand to make this more entertaining. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4610 I thought we were going to listen to heavy metal. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
4611 Exactly how much change did you say you lost under this sofa? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4612 Greg avoids an explosive argument with his new, woke girlfriend 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
4613 I don't think this works at scale. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4614 Should we tell them that those won't work with non-fungible tokens? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4615 Do you detect someone's watching us? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
4616 This isn't what I had in mind when you said you and your friends are into Metal. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4617 They're not too bright. All they have to do is lift up the cushions to find the money! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4618 Are you sure your dying aunt said, "Hidden treasure"? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4619 Netflix and electromagnetism? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4620 Can't be too careful when it comes to cyber attacks" 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
4621 I guess this is why retirees move closer to the beach. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4622 At least they're making sweeping changes. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
4623 They're looking for a solid future 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
4624 X Æ A-Xii 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
4625 My Bitcoin fell out of my pocket somewhere around here 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4626 I didn't know sanity was magnetic. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
4627 Putting a metal strip on the TV remote will prove to have been a good move. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
4628 I said “Roomba party”.. I know you can’t dance. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
4629 You said you had a heart of gold so, yeah, I brought my brothers to scope it out. Guess your height wasn't the only lie on your profile, huh? 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
4630 Do you really think they’ll find our lost love this way? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
4631 They will never find the Bitcoin that way 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
4632 It’ll show up in the place you least detect. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
4633 Ok, ok! So you're not hiding anything from me!! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4634 They know that the pandemic stimulus gravy train is coming to an end, so this is the solution 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4635 I had to call them….your Psychic couldn’t find it!! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
4636 Wow, these new VR contact lenses really do put you in the middle of the action! 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
4637 ugh, mine’s on back order 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
4638 The first wave of gentrifiers always has the most proactive ‘finders keepers’ policy. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4639 That must be a brass pin. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
4640 … Yes, I am still looking for the remote. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
4641 Do we need more cowbell? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4642 All I said was I was pissed my Bitcoins dropped today 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4643 They're checking for viruses. 1.1918 0.06368 73 64 4 5
4644 When do you think we should tell them this airport only accepts bitcoin? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4645 I can't believe you lost your COVID microchip again. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
4646 I told you that you needed to download a 'find my phone' app. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
4647 Do you listen to metal? 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
4648 Wouldn't it be cheaper just to buy another battery for the remote than to find the one you lost? 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
4649 I think they detect metal 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
4650 This is not what I meant when I asked you, "What's mine?" 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
4651 I know you love that Buffalo nickel but this is overkill. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
4652 This really does help you with your financial worries, right? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
4653 I, um, er, um, don't know what to say. 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
4654 My mom hired them; she thinks this is how to search for the delta variant. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
4655 My dad says you’re a gold digger. 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
4656 You say you lost my purported engagement ring in the living room? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
4657 You think this is bad? My last roommates were gold diggers. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
4658 Are you sure you don’t want me to just call it? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
4659 Well, YOU wouldn't help mr find my earring! 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
4660 Something unsettling about these people focused on their devices, am I right? 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
4661 No social media you say? Not to worry, we’ll find something 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
4662 It’s the new way they’re distributing the child tax credit. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
4663 Everything you say is relationship gold 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
4664 What's Inside 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
4665 Remember when you said it wasn’t the right time to discuss replacing the shag carpet? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4666 These motherfuckers… 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4667 You don’t have braces do you? 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
4668 This is why we put the keys in the basket. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
4669 No, I don't have a magnetic personality. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4670 Hmmm, looking for something? 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
4671 Our neighbors' unemployment benefits ran out this week. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4672 The real treasure is the friendships formed 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
4673 You had to find the remote??? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4674 Do you think they'll find Bitcoin? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4675 Krugman calls it the post-gig economy. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4676 I hired them to find an earring I dropped. 1.1905 0.08512 42 37 2 3
4677 The flyer said it was a "metal festival"! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4678 Listen, i know it costs $10 to replace your house keys. But what is this costing you? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4679 And this is your excuse for not proposing. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4680 You could have just asked me what’s wrong! 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
4681 They are looking for something hard, I already told them there is nothing to find here 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4682 I think I'm addicted to TaskRabbit. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
4683 They WILL find my mother eventually 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4684 I was curious how much my downstairs neighbor is worth 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4685 So that's what we're doing now every time an airpod gets lost? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4686 I thought you said you had dropped the penny down the couch. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4687 No. I never did find the remote. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4688 Did you misplace your keys again? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4689 Couldn’t we have done this on Zoom? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4690 I lost the back of my earring once too! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
4691 I remember setting my car keys down somewhere around December. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4692 No I didn't lose my keys again. Why do you ask? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4693 You never take me seriously. I told you I need more help around here. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4694 Now try what happens when you play Pop music. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
4695 These audiophiles are really into metal. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4696 I told you to put the car keys in a safe place. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4697 They say there’s money to be had everywhere in America. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4698 The kids really want to see what a coins look like. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4699 Mom was right about getting into metal. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4700 You know what honey, if you want to be rich start with the foundation..so bear with me" 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
4701 You have taken airtasker to a whole new level 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4702 Your Call of Duty buddies aren’t going to find your backup controller hidden under the floorboards in here, Steve. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4703 Budget cuts at the TSA! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4704 It's the hunt for a winning entry... 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4705 I hired these guys to help you find your fucking dignity. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
4706 Actually, they are METTLE detectors. Reserves are being depleted. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4707 Word got out that I misplaced my bitcoin and these treasure hunters think it's real coin. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
4708 When you said your friends are really into heavy metal, I thought you were taking about rock music. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4709 I told them I lost a fortune in Bitcoin. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
4710 What do you think about me? No pressures, just you and me! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4711 Apparently this is not a living room; this is the land of gold? 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
4712 I guess I need to update my "Find My" App! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4713 My mother told me that I had great gems all around me if I just looked around, so I'm doing that. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4714 And that's why I don't take it. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
4715 Great idea, Honey, treating our Weight Watchers group to manicures. We're going to have more booty than Captain Jack! 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
4716 Is there a setting that finds motivation? 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
4717 Can't find the remote? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4718 When all else fails, bring in the fiftysomethings. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
4719 Couldn’t you just ask me to look for your earring? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4720 I said this video is pretty metal. It's an expression. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4721 They’re looking for your wedding ring. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4722 Wouldn't it be easier just to buy a new iron? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4723 Detectorists, not detectors. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
4724 I thought this was going to be a “mind reader” party 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
4725 Should I take Kelce at 12 or 13? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4726 I told you, the vaccine didn’t have any metal in it 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
4727 really?! You lose the wedding ring? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4728 I’m telling you, that Apple TV remote is somewhere here. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
4729 Do you think i should I have told them it wasn't a REAL diamond ring? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
4730 I didn't know losing my ring would be such a hassle. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4731 Look, I don't understand Bitcoin myself, but I'm pretty sure these guys aren't doing it right. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4732 Weren’t you the one saying that life is a beach? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4733 The pizza will be here any minute 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
4734 Just admit you flushed it down the toilet. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
4735 I hope they find my wedding ring. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
4736 Did you misplace some Bitcoins? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
4737 It's like a silent disco, but with treasures. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
4738 I'll throw a penny over there and you check under the cushions. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
4739 So what are your politics, really? It's okay, I won't judge. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
4740 Daryl, why aren't you wearing your wedding ring? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
4741 Well, you said you were hoping for a lot of change around here... 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
4742 I say we don't let them check under the couch cushions. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4743 Did you check the spelling? Could they be looking for your lost doge? 1.1875 0.08239 48 43 1 4
4744 Don't worry...once theatre fully reopens, all of these dramaturgs will be out of our hair. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
4745 They've got nothing to lose and everything to gain. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
4746 When you told me all your friends were coin collectors this isn't what I pictured. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
4747 I thought you told me we did not have a beachfront resort! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
4748 I really don't think this is how you mine Bitcoin. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
4749 Did you lose a crown, or blow out your catalytic converter? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
4750 I guess you’re not that silver tongued after all. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4751 Was my ring really from your ex? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
4752 No matter how much I try,I fail to detect the iron-y in your sense of humor! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4753 If we don't find the remotes batteries soon, I'll get up and change the channel. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4754 Do you think they’re listening to heavy metal? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
4755 When I said this pandemic would make us find our mettle, this isn't what I meant. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
4756 Next month, why don’t you have your ‘ Treasure Finders’ club meet in the park. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
4757 You think they’ll find what they’re searching for? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
4758 Don’t worry all the loose change is in the couch. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
4759 Can’t believe you lost my ring 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4760 Well you did say that if you loved me you'd find my lost earring 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
4761 Harry, are you sure did not drop my ring between the sofa cushions! 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
4762 And I thought the loose change ended up in the couch. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
4763 Did you ask Alexa to play metal bands again ? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
4764 This is starting to feel cruel. We both know there’s a small gold mine under us. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
4765 always in search for money when the real value is the person sitting right in front of you 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4766 don’t worry, they’re looking for kindness 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
4767 You can’t just drop a beat like that. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4768 Do you ever feel you're not the one who's out of touch?" 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
4769 Treasure hunters flock to Blockchain Expo as Bitcoin Gold hits floor. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
4770 Finding something precious is so hard these days. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
4771 Don’t worry, they will find my keys and we can go. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
4772 the realtor did say we were sitting on a gold mine 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
4773 They are taking this scavenger hunt very seriously. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4774 You're so beachy 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4775 No humor nuggets were found in this New Yorker cartoon, either. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4776 Life isn't the same since I moved to Rockaway. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4777 Shouldn't we tell them we emptied the couch last week? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4778 I’ll admit I was skeptical, but moving our couch to the beach was a great idea. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4779 Drop many quarters? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4780 When they find the ring I'll answer. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4781 don't they know most of the valuables fall in the couch? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4782 I don't think they read the shuffleboard rule book very carefully... 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4783 Did you really have to tell the whole world that I lost the remote? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4784 What Did you step in?" 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4785 They came free with the heavy metal FM subscription. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4786 Refresh my memory: Where did you store Aunt Mabel's silverware? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4787 Okay, okay, I believe you. You lost your wedding ring in here somewhere. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4788 Don’t worry, honey. We’ll find your ring. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4789 I felt like couple’s counseling just wasn’t going to be enough 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4790 Not sure I'm comfortable living on the set of 'Scavengers'. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
4791 I preferred your webinar teaching. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
4792 I hope they don't detect our suffocating love 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
4793 Are you absolutely sure you dropped that Bitcoin here? 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
4794 I said I would buy you a new pair of EarPods. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
4795 Perhaps the reward for finding my ring was set too high. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
4796 Think! When did you last see your land mine?" 1.1860 0.08323 43 38 2 3
4797 And you're sure that you checked under the couch for the remote? 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
4798 Next time make sure you don't drop the ring in the middle of the proposal. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
4799 You sure VR is the answer to ineffective vacuuming? 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
4800 I just google a nuclear bomb formula 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4801 It's under YOUR cushion, isn't it? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4802 Should we tell them we already found the loose change in the sofa? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4803 Good point. I suppose it isn’t ‘finders keepers’ if it’s my apartment. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4804 How long have you been a metalhead? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4805 I've read about this, Planned Parenthood waiting rooms are full of men trying to calculate the first day of our last period. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4806 You give em an inch and here we go 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4807 Just how much change do you think you lost in the couch over Covid? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4808 I’ve been married three times. They’re here for my own good. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4809 Not sure who's winning ... your men are looking for an engagement ring and mine are dodging bullets! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4810 My Wi-Fi is down. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4811 Henry dear, are you in some sort of trouble? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4812 Now, do you believe me? This place is a black hole for lost keys. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4813 Babe, I have hired agents to find our lost togetherness. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4814 Mom lost an earing. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4815 THEY HAVE RECALIBRATED THESE METAL DETECTORS TO BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR ANTIVAXXERS AND IMBECILES THAT HAVE INGESTED IVERVECTIN aka HORSES ASSES! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4816 'I guess my pocket had a hole in it. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4817 It just says 'Hi! Have a nice trip!' and unlocks itself. Quit looking for your car keys. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
4818 It was your inspiration. Stop blaming me!! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4819 It was one of the earrings from the pair your Mom got me. I searched preventative in-law disasters dot com. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4820 Must be my iron will.. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4821 I think you should send another DNF. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4822 I didn’t mean ‘gold digger’ literally. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4823 So.. Why did we bring a coach to the beach? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4824 Sometimes I feel like we're conversing in a minefield. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4825 It’s Bitcoin ; suggest El Salvador 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4826 Let me guess you’re proposing and the rings behind the sofa cushions?” “If I was can we forget I lost the remote? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4827 I believe listening to heavy metal was different years ago. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4828 David, you will not find my heart like this 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4829 I don't think they realize they aren't actually going to find their lost bitcoins? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4830 I know time’s are tough. I’m sure you’ll find that quarter. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4831 I wanna say it's a Pokemon-thing... 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
4832 You may want to brace yourself … those are two-timing boyfriend detectors. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4833 Quit acting like you've had enough of it already! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4834 Did you check your other pants for your keys? 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
4835 Just how much loose change do you think fell from your pocket? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4836 There is no reason to fear change. Change is good. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4837 Don't worry. They'll find the remote." 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
4838 You had better be right about losing your wedding ring here in the room. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
4839 How did you get your friends to help find the change you lost around the couch? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
4840 You listen to metal. We get it.” 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
4841 Meta detectors. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
4842 They say there is money in the house 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
4843 It's the latest ... it's the greatest ... mashed detectors ... yeah, yeah, yeah ... 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
4844 I was planning to propose tonight but I lost the ring. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
4845 They’re looking for the valuables I dropped during the lockdown. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
4846 I guess I've put in my 2 cents quite a lot lately, huh? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
4847 Drop something? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
4848 Guess I shouldn’t have listed “heart of gold” on my LinkedIn profile. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
4849 It's just part of Google's new user agreement. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
4850 I guess when I saw ‘Any reasonable offer accepted,’ maybe I should have asked, ‘Why?’ 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
4851 I'm sure I dropped my hairpin somewhere around here! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
4852 We're paying them by the hour plus change. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
4853 That piercing was a waste of money, 6 men and they still can’t find it? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
4854 It doesn’t bother me. I’ve got a tin ear. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
4855 We’ve lost that loving feeling… whoa, whoa, whoa. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
4856 I understand that after two years of pandemic we all want change but… 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
4857 This party's getting pretty lame. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
4858 Chill out, I’ll get on my knee as soon as they find the ring! Gosh. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
4859 VR has come a long way 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
4860 Apparently they have widened the search to find Javy Baez’s lost earring. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
4861 They don’t have any sense. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
4862 And they said smartphones would ruin us. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
4863 Why can't you just check under the couch cushions for loose change? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4864 I'm picking up on a strong signal here — annoyance. 1.1833 0.06926 60 53 3 4
4865 Please tell your family to go home--it was just a dime. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4866 By the way, what does your father do? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4867 Is there an engagement ring hidden in your pocket? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4868 This is too much. We can not have sex on this couch any more. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4869 I think you should go back to working from your lifeguard stand. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4870 No chance of finding a Saxon hoard here. This is Sutton Place, not Sutton Hoo. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4871 Why do you say our relationship is like living in a mine field? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4872 I accidentally signed up to get one every month. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4873 So, your text read, "Marry the one who finds the ring? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4874 Yeah, you share my concerns in private, but your Reddit history says your interest in numismatics is blossoming 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4875 I hope they find your dime. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4876 "They are eHarmony.com's mettle detectors." 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4877 They wouldn’t have to be here if you hadn’t lost your wedding ring. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4878 Where is the heavy metal? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4879 When I agreed to let your relatives work from home with us, you didn't tell me they were treasure hunters. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4880 They’re searching for all the f$&@s to give. I don’t think they’re finding any. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4881 You can write congress! So stupid we do not own the ground beneath our condo. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4882 Yea, I thought you meant that you listen to Metal MUSIC. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4883 Except for his trust issues, your dad's an alright guy. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4884 No, I won't be satisfied with a pop top tab. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4885 They always like to meddle. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4886 Think they misunderstood your advert looking for help to find my wife's ring piece 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4887 Shh! The motherlode is under the cushions. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4888 They're looking for bitcoins, yes? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
4889 I told you not to put your coin collection under the sofa cushions. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4890 They are either trying to detect your intent to help a woman who might, at any time in the future, consider having an abortion or find lost change. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4891 I wonder if there's anything to that shortage of coins that you told me about. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4892 Losing that ring is going to cost you 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
4893 It’s only a remote, do you really think we need all of this? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4894 They better not try to check under my cushion 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4895 Here comes the gentrifiers 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4896 Unfortunately they were very clear about the 'as-is' policy. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4897 Where exactly did you drop the ring? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4898 All I did was make a joke about a hole in my pocket and how I lost a few Bitcoins when I was laying the new floor. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4899 Show me the jewelry. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4900 Was that your phone that beeped? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4901 Damn it! Tell them you’ve got two pockets full of gamma photons and let’s get rid of them! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4902 Perhaps this will be the start of a trend? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4903 looking for hunters laptop 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4904 Sweetheart, these guys are good for finding your keys, not so good for finding where your life has gone. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
4905 I should have vacuumed under the couch. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4906 Let's have some fun, throw a handful of pennies out there. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4907 This wasn't the beach house getaway i was expecting. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4908 So I lost the ring when I proposed to you at halftime, but you never should have put the video on TikTok. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4909 It'll be perfectly humane darling, the Roomba doesn't feel a thing. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4910 I asked them to find that spark we used to have. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4911 Do you think they suspect you're The Man of Steel? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
4912 Here's a picture of our new 3D projector, with this prospecting lesson we can practically smell the dust. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4913 Now do you believe in climate change? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4914 Ex-boyfriends. Searching for what remains of their steely wits. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
4915 For the best clean world 21th century and green economy - all the people clean up 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4916 I can’t find my keys 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
4917 What do you want, a metal?! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4918 As soon as your uncles leave, we can go. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4919 They're all listening to "Brother, can you spare a dime". 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4920 I thought we smoked it all. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4921 I think data mining has gotten out of hand. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4922 I told you not to go for the couch model 'Velvet Goldmine'! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4923 Post Covid: "It should have been obvious when I asked for your two cents worth?" 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4924 My girlfriend is reading Marx for the first time. Every conversation is now like stepping into a minefield. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4925 I always said your friends were penny pinchers 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4926 The platinum dating app subscription said it would ACTUALLY detect if we have a spark when we meet IRL 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4927 I told you to just buy the air tags but nooo 'crowd sourcing will be so much easier and cheaper' you said! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4928 That’s the new game in town! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4929 The seam in the simulation won’t just reveal itself 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4930 Climate: change. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4931 As long as we sit here, the won’t go looking for coins in the cushions 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4932 They said working from home feels like a beach vacation 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4933 Quarantine habits are hard to break 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4934 I told you this conversation had too many land mines, Jim. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4935 I really need to have my dentist replace these with composite fillings. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
4936 You couldn't find my keys. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4937 It’s a process thing. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4938 They're too embarrassed to ask, but they really want us to get up so they can use their hands to check under the cushions. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4939 Making the claim that the Holy Grail is under our carpet might have been a mistake. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4940 If you didn't lose the keys you have nothing to fear. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4941 Okay, but the ring you gave me that I lost wasn't all that valuable. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4942 Never joke again about burying mom's treasure coins right under our feet. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4943 Wait. Wha'd you say that hearing aid was worth? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4944 You don’t have another set of silverware we can use?” 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4945 Yes, my true love, I think ‘Five Dudes Detecting’ is also a fine fifth-day fantasy. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4946 I offered a hundred bucks to whoever finds my Juul 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4947 I thought it was a Dyson... 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4948 And you say your family doesn’t *metal* in our lives. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4949 It’s fine they’re wearing headphones…. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4950 Once again I have to say that I'm sorry I burned down your 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4951 I'm just trying to find your heart of gold 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4952 OK! Will this find my diamond ring? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4953 We agreed we'd stay put on these cushions until they leave... 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4954 I told you not to lose change in the couch cushions. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4955 This isn't what I had in mind when you said 'metal show.' 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4956 I lost my mine. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4957 We have to get rid of this Aztec Gold carpeting. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4958 We get 20%,right? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4959 They're looking for puns. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4960 Do you think we should have gone with Bitcoin instead? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4961 I *did* medal in Tokyo. You'll see... 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4962 If you would just hang your keys by the front door... 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4963 I don’t know why they don’t just look under the cushions. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4964 Nope, still can’t detect my interest in that show you want to watch. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4965 This is what comes of your magnetic personality 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4966 Should I tell them about the national coin shortage? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4967 HIDE YOUR PHONE 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4968 How many more times do you plan to lose your keys? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4969 Do you have any loose change? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4970 It's this new dating app. They're scanning for chemistry 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4971 I hired them to find my car keys 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
4972 First dates are so metal. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4973 'We're looking for a slender fragment of humour in the reams of witless dad-jokery that characterises the New Yorker's philistine 'caption contest''' 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4974 Being a member of the Society of North American Metal Detector Enthusiasts sure has its singular perk. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4975 Invasion of the Crypto Snatchers 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4976 Don’t they know they’re all looking in the wrong place? The couch’s right here. 1.1800 0.07923 50 45 1 4
4977 When did you last have the ring? Leo Lane Petaluma 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
4978 No more unemployment benefits extension, so I rented the floors, just in case there is gold in those floor boards. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
4979 I don't think that your ring is going to turn up. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4980 It’s a retro feature of the software upgrade. Swipe left now that you’ve got your phone. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4981 I bet you couldn't find your asshole with a rake, either. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4982 Did you have to post on Facebook that you lost a quarter in the sofa? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4983 I’m not convinced that there’s buried treasure in Pittsburgh 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4984 Silent party? Metal music for sure. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4985 This is a lot to go through for a missing contact lens. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4986 I'm not accusing you of losing the ring, I'm just asking to see your finger. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
4987 OK. I believe you. You DO belong to a 'metal detector' club. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4988 You lose your wedding ring, again? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4989 All I know is that management wants the next quarter to be even better. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4990 You regretting your latest piercing yet? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4991 I still say losing my wedding ring was an accident. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4992 I told them I thought you had the mettle! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4993 When you said you were in a metal band and the guys were coming over for a session,this is not what I had in mind. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
4994 I detect we will be talking about what your mother said to me at dinner later. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4995 I'm not digging my dad's new hobby. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4996 Did you mention that you’d lost your ring when you were visiting grandpa at the home? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4997 Living with a loose screw… 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4998 I get it, Jeff, you can't find any 'fucks' to give... these bits you're doing are getting out of hand. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
4999 I told you we were so metal 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5000 Bitcoin wasn’t working out 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5001 I heard of checking out the couch for coins but this is ridiculous! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5002 So Stevie, when your ‘metal detectives’ club meets at your house do they ever find anything? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5003 I told you: I’m a real metalhead. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5004 If you don't return with the beer, it was nice knowing you. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
5005 I'm not sure why my mother let my father get away with naming me Midas. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
5006 If we don't get up... 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5007 I don’t have the heart to tell them the floor is made of metal. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5008 They're looking for underground extraterrestrial spacecraft. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
5009 Their company's motto is "Change is Inevitable" 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5010 They are searching for the Underground Railroad. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5011 so you just had to post that we're into heavy metal! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5012 When did you lose your ego???? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5013 It may not be much of a beach vacation, but at least maybe we'll find that little SIM card ejector tool. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5014 Should ask what they're looking for? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5015 I told you I prefer to detect my own bullshit. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5016 There’s a sign in the lobby…Metallica in 3B tonight 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5017 I guess it has been a while since we looked under the cushions. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
5018 They're helping us apartment search. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
5019 I thought your roommate would when we planned this first date? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5020 In seeking their future, they have all gone mad and stopped living in the present. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
5021 Early this year. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
5022 They’re capable of getting anything they want, except the algorithm to a real, genuine connection. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5023 Its the new unemployment funding. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5024 Big tech is getting aggressive. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5025 Everyone is into bit-coin these days. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
5026 So this is what it takes for us to put our phones down 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5027 ‘Treasure All Around You’ appears to be a confusing message to crochet onto a pillow… 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
5028 Told them not to watch American Digger 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
5029 If they can't find the remote, we'll just watch it on your phone. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
5030 These silent parties are getting out of control! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
5031 By the way, it's your turn to go do the laundry. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5032 Every generation goes through this. 1.1774 0.06714 62 55 3 4
5033 They’re the latest heavy metal band I’m managing. They’re called The Detectors. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5034 After this, the metal detectors at school won't bother you at all. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5035 Let's program them to listen to Wagner's Ring Cycle. It might help. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5036 I told you I only invited my most serious heavy-metal friends. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5037 Don't worry! They are not going to find anything Incriminating. And if they do I'll say it was YOU? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5038 don’t mind them they’re just helping me find my Juul 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5039 As long as we sit here they can’t get to what’s between the cushions. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5040 The ring's been gone for how long! Why don't you look under the couch. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5041 Gaming just got REAL real! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5042 Okay! You can borrow my keys! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5043 Are you trying to test my mettle? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5044 Not to worry, they'll find your lost piercings. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5045 This isn't the metalhead party I was expecting. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5046 I'm not lying to you Bobby and, by the way, those are metal detectors." 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5047 Metal detecting has really taken off. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5048 I keep telling them my contact lens isn't metallic. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5049 My verdict is that "Detectorists" the show is more entertaining than detectorists in real life. Let 'em find the loose change under the cushions already! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
5050 Yes, but if you ever wore an earring and lost it, you wouldn't think this was overkill, would you! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
5051 Relax. They won't find a thing; they're just looking for Biden's credibility. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
5052 You really should fix those pockets. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
5053 Well,I have been engaged five times,but I lost the rings. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5054 Rather than sitting there with the TV remote in your hand, don't you think it might be easier just to buy a new phone? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5055 I ordered a 'Metallica' album on Amazon ten minutes ago. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
5056 Looks like they think that maybe I finally struck gold. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5057 Are you sure this works for Bitcoin mining...? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5058 Of course I checked under the cushions! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5059 After they find your keys, why don't you have them look for your phone? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5060 So, You Think Our Relationship Is A Minefield? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
5061 You sure you dropped the car keys here before they laid the carpet? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5062 So,this is how you mine Bitcoin? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5063 Care for a carpet tack? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
5064 That ring cost too much to be somewhere on the floor. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
5065 The people of El Salvador still aren't sure how to mine bitcoin. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5066 Who needs them when I've already struck gold with you? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
5067 So you said Hoffa went to the bathroom and that was it..? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
5068 Yes, it has sentimental value, but it’s also a honker and worth millions. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
5069 Honey,I think they missed a spot. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5070 When I said I like "heavy metal," I meant in the artistic, not the literal, sense. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5071 I REALLY thought I could explain Crypto Coins to them! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5072 The 2019 version of ourselves must be under there somewhere... 💀 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5073 Desperately searching for motivation after a holiday weekend. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5074 I get it. I need to keep better track of my keys.” 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5075 I shouldn't have shouted Got Bitcoins, coz they have been searching for it since then 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5076 This is bringing lazy to a new level, David 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5077 They might be looking for gold, but babe, I’m looking for your hand to hold. 😘 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5078 Guess I was in the wrong 'underground metal' subredit. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
5079 'Who will tell them that they are using vacuum cleaners' 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
5080 Job benefits? Emails? Ballots? I don't know. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5081 If theirs anything you want to tell me about this so-called diamond ring, now would be the time champ 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5082 Have you ever watched Forensic Files? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
5083 Did you clean behind the sofa cushions like I asked? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5084 They're just waiting for you to drop those pearls of wisdom you're so famous for. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5085 Just sit real still. Maybe they won't find the coins in the couch. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5086 How much do you think is between the sofa cushions? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5087 I keep telling them that Bitcoin doesn't register on metal detectors but they just won't listen! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5088 Check your pockets for change. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5089 I told you that you wouldn't like my friends or my hobbies. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5090 Radon testers? Nope, beachsurfing.com. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5091 I feel left out sometimes because I'm not "searching for something." 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5092 You couldn’t find my hearing aid 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5093 Did you tell them it 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5094 Don’t get up. They could spend all day on the couch. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5095 I hope you are “finding” this staycation rewarding? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
5096 I know he is your favorite, but putting a name tag on a flea is a bit much! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5097 do you really lose that much change sitting on a sofa? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5098 someone needs to tell them this bar is card-only 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5099 They're still looking for Javier Baez's missing diamond earring from that Mets game the other night. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5100 This is the hipster version of Pokémon GO 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5101 I’m really digging this next level ASMR 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5102 Seriously, Herald, THIS is your solution to find the remote? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5103 Oh don’t mind them, this house is a money pit! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5104 Still think hosting an AirB&B for conventions was a good idea? 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
5105 should i ask to clean our carpets as well? 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
5106 They don't pick up as much as I thought they would. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
5107 A simple series of binary choices can cascade into just about any conceivable outcome. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
5108 nan 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
5109 Seriously, we've torn this place apart 10 times already... 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5110 They heard about your magnetic personality. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5111 This band belongs to a new music genre called 'Hidden Metal'. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5112 If Trump doesn't like you, he will go to great lengths to do you in. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5113 Where did you put the ring ? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5114 I thought they were delivering the pizza. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5115 They don’t know there is an app for that? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
5116 Honey you are the bomb they are looking for 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5117 Throwback Thursday for attention mining 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5118 Honey, be careful with what your about to say, choose your words wisely 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5119 What kind of contacts were you wearing there Robo-boy? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5120 I swear, you’re the only treasure in my life. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
5121 Phones down ! They are searching for an original thought. You used to think. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5122 Proust, what will you do if they don’t find your watch? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5123 I know it’s not the “metalhead” Airbnb you thought advertised, but it is peaceful. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5124 Do you have change for a quarter? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5125 You really can't remember where you put my engagement ring? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5126 Uh, I don't think is how you can recover lost Bitcoins. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5127 When we purchased the apartment, they did say we would be sitting on a goldmine someday. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
5128 You didn't tell them the prize money was in crypto currency, did you? 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
5129 Should we have them check for change behind the cushions? 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
5130 Better buy more bitcoins, they're not going to find the ones you dropped 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
5131 I hired them to find the sliver of motivation for returning to the office. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
5132 I'm ready to leave this search party. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
5133 Lost relationships 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5134 Should we tell them the best heavy metal are still in the 90s? 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
5135 I still don’t know how you talked me into this, ‘Couch, Chill, and Coney’ event 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5136 We got a huge bump in attendance when we added buried treasure to the silent disco. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5137 Had you heard about the strike on Roombas? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5138 Last time I use a beach virtual background. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5139 Yes I noticed, but I meant have you ever seen the tv show "Detectorists"? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5140 I cashapped them to find my vape 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
5141 The AD said "get rich" mining BitCoin 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5142 I don't think it's fair to call this an ocean view room. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5143 Maybe we should have vacuumed during the pandemic. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5144 Would you please turn off that "Find My Change" app? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5145 So you insist this has nothing to do with the loss of your wedding ring and our new carpet installation? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5146 Not what I meant when I said you "had no sense" 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5147 Did you check down the side of the couch first? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5148 Now you know why I said "no" to your proposal when you dropped the engagement ring. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5149 Heavy metal seems to be making a comeback. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5150 There's rumor that this apartment was the residence of a Mafia Capo. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5151 I told you that the topic of our postnup is a minefield. But did you have to post it on social media? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5152 I told you to always hang your keys on the hook! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5153 When I said I wanted some change in scenery, this is not what I meant. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5154 What's the buzz? 1.1731 0.07631 52 47 1 4
5155 Wow, Find my IPhone Ultra is really complete. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
5156 Did you drop your watch? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5157 Billy, why did you report my engagement ring lost, when you only swallowed it? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5158 Do you ever wonder what happened to dad's old coin collection? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5159 They're looking for the last of my patience with you 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5160 The show's starting. Will your financial team complete their Quarter-ly findings soon? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5161 Your first date too, huh? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5162 Do you want to tell them that Bitcoin is virtual or should I?” 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5163 I think he swallowed my earrings! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5164 Do they realize it was bitcoin you lost? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5165 My grandmother thinks she lost an ear ring when she was here last week 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5166 Isn't this a bit too much for a lost dime? 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
5167 Lost treasures of being social again 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5168 The search for the Supreme Courts' morals continues. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5169 Here in the future, you no longer need the glasses to view in 3D. Let’s watch the documentary on how Westward expansion lead to California’s ultimate demise. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5170 The ad said our house was a crypt, didn’t expect it was a mine too 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5171 This isn’t what I had in mind when you said you live on a “historical site”. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
5172 You and your rare coins... 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5173 Should we tell them about the glitter? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5174 OK I lied about winning at the Olympics. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5175 I can't believe these guys don't realze all of the spare change and lost jewelry is between the couch cushions. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5176 They're listening to heavy metal. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5177 I sure hope one of them finds my car keys. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5178 so when exactly did we lose it? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5179 I don't know who they are or even care, but I'll flip you for it. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5180 I hired them to find our missing bitcoins 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5181 Isn't most change within the sofa? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5182 I’m afraid all that’s here is punk 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5183 You don’t think Timmy took the remote with him to sleep away camp? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5184 This is worse than when our apartment was a Pokémon Go gym 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5185 Guess we should put “Pennies from Heaven” on? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5186 So, do you love me? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5187 AirTags are overrated. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5188 I thought pocket change fell under the couch cushions. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5189 I'll say it again: Facebook isn't the right place to whine about the lost art of spooning. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5190 Those microchips have got to be around here somewhere 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5191 So you two, ha? You still haven’t found what you’re looking for… 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5192 It’s a TikTok world, and we’re just living in it. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5193 These VR contact lenses are immersive but the games are so tedious. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5194 I told you we should repair that hole in your pocket! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5195 There has to be a more practical way of locating the remote. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5196 And I keep telling you, they can't find condoms 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5197 I thought you said you've been vacuuming every week while I was at work. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5198 I had no idea you were such a big heavy metal fan. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5199 Hey ALEXA, I said vacuum!!” … sorry babe, we’re still working on that update 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5200 ‘It’s so much better to live above C-3 and R2 than below them…. And their Halloween parties…forget about it.’ 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5201 They came with the 5G plan. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5202 Dude. The true jewel is to your left. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5203 I'll have what she's having 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5204 I’m a little concerned she might be a gold digger 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
5205 I never got into listening to heavy metal. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
5206 There's a silver lining in here somewhere. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5207 Must they come over every time you lose your keys? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
5208 Happens every time I play heavy metal” 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
5209 This “beachy” staycation isn’t working for me. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5210 Do you think now's a bad time to tell them that I found my car keys 30 minutes ago? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
5211 They’d be better off just looking under the couch cushions. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5212 At some point you’re gonna have to get a real job. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5213 How much do carpet tacks go for? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5214 I think I'm done with reality TV. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
5215 The phone recharger has to be around here somewhere, 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
5216 Should we tell them the studs are metal, or let them keep roving until they try and dig up the floor? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
5217 Aren't you supposed to be the goaly? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
5218 I used to be in a metal band. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
5219 So...not a single woman showed up.... 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5220 I don’t know… something about conversational land mines and Princess Diana. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
5221 I knew I was forgetting something 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5222 If these guys can’t find my roach clips, no one can. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5223 I think they’re taking this Easter egg hunt a little too seriously. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
5224 Looking for lost time on zoom 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
5225 They all wanna crack at the back wedge of the sofa. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
5226 They’ve really relaxed the definition of electronic music. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5227 Aren't you supposed to find spare change down the BACK of the sofa? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5228 They’re looking for their juula 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
5229 I think you’re going to have to explain Bitcoin again 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
5230 I‘m glad I found you 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5231 They ARE retracing all my steps since 2020. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5232 let me remind you this is a community property state, I get half of whatever they find. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5233 I'm just saying, the rings a little small. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5234 I needed help finding my lost ear ring 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5235 I thought you said we were watching "Diggers" tonight. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5236 Harry. I asked you not to put the family gold under the wooden floor! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5237 They only detect metal, not viruses" 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5238 I advise that you keep those arms crossed over that belly ring. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5239 Get the *BEEP* up 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5240 'This crypto mining craze of yours has gone too far!" 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5241 You’re the first metallophobic I’ve dated since Black Sabbath broke up. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5242 Why don't you just tell them it rolled under the couch? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5243 You outsourced finding the remote? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5244 They’re looking for the good in our relationship… 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5245 Are you sure this is the silent party you saw on face book? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5246 I swear the gold earrings your mother gave to me were fake 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5247 Babe, your earring back is here somewhere 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5248 Ideas are funny. Are you sure you had it when you woke up this morning? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5249 So that's what "heavy metal party" really meant. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5250 I am beginning to think this is a trust issue with you 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5251 I hired them to find my missing Scrabble Tile. It's the Z. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5252 I don't have the heart to tell them that I use Venmo. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5253 You asked me to marry you...so where's the ring? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5254 Bro, when you said you were getting into metal, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5255 Honey, where’d I put my keys? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5256 Just visually trying out hobbies. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5257 They’re checking to see if the vaccine sheds. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5258 Heavy Metal Convention, my ass! 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
5259 Little do they know there’s only fluff down there 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5260 There’s gold in them there carpets 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5261 It’s been a tough year, so I tried to embrace a hobby where I could really find myself; you know? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5262 You got a hole in your pocket? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5263 So far they've only found Jazz, Hip Hop and Reggae. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5264 I posted on TikTok that I found a a 1905 Indian head penny. They pay $5 an hour. I plant a new one each day - they cost three bucks. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5265 My attitude is so metal. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
5266 I think these guys that their job to seriously! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5267 Have you tried a Find Me app? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5268 See, this is why I don't use bitcoin. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5269 Didn't you see the dentist last week? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5270 So that nose ring had sentimental value. Boo hoo. Just buy a new one. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5271 It would be much easier if you put your spare change in a jar." 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5272 You need to fix that hole in your pocket. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5273 I guess I’m sitting next to the mother lode. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
5274 I don't think this is where you lost your motivation 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5275 It was my great, great,great grandmother's engagement ring. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5276 I call it 'Scroungecoin'. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5277 I told you not to take your phone apart. We've never gonna find that screw. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5278 If you got one there'd be a half dozen guys looking for that penny I dropped. Or, why aren't you helping them look for the engagement ring you gave me? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5279 Before long they'll find out all the money is under the cushions. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5280 lost your car keys again? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5281 It's just one BB. Let the vacuum get it. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5282 Should we tell them the loose coins are most likely in the couch? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5283 I think I lost my will to live somewhere around here! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5284 Dude. You know they’re going to come for your fillings. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5285 Is this what you meant when you said you play a lot of Minesweeper? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5286 I sure hope they don't detect the metal plate in my head. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5287 I told you being a couch potato would pay off. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5288 Sure you lost some change out of your pocket, but this is ridiculous! 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
5289 Dear, is this your idea of a live band? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5290 I still prefer the real world beach 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5291 Shoot me if I ever do that. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5292 Jeez, how far would you go just to find your keys? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5293 There’s got to be an easier way to find your lost earring! 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
5294 I know you said your blogs are golden but this is getting out of hand. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
5295 So the Taliban really is asking for help to find the mines they buried. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5296 I know that ring was expensive, but this search seems excessive to me. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
5297 The digging part only happens if we find gold 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
5298 So maybe it’s time we talk about your ex. Jonathan Broder, Philadelphia Broderj58@gmail.com 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
5299 I have some minor things I would like to talk to you about. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
5300 So...why in the name of God did your cardiologist used this absurd transparent pacemaker.. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5301 Yeah, this is the special covid carpet disinfectant squad. We forgot to put a mask on it. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5302 Sorry—I found out too late…house is built on sandy landfill. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5303 Do you think the heavy metals might be in our vaccines ?! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5304 Friends of yours? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5305 OVERREACTING? I don't think so! Your mother will go bonkers if we don't find the earrings she loaned to me. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5306 Well? It was a pretty big diamond earring. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5307 It’s the latest thing in virtual reality, and the bonus is it finds lost coins. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5308 I think you have enough white friends now, don't you? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5309 We're going to have to move in a minute so they can check for coins under the cushions. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5310 are you sure your friends are blind? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5311 I remember when they took away your video games, your parents told you "knowledge was a treasure." But I'm not sure this is going to help. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5312 Yua really are rich 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
5313 You said you wanted to listen to Heavy Metal 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5314 I got the coins in the cushions,before they came. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
5315 Not sure this is the best way to find the key to my heart. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5316 How many times do you have to be told, keep your ring on your finger. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5317 I'm getting the vibe you're a Heavy Metal fan. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5318 I've been meaning to tell you I need some change too. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
5319 When you said 'watch my boys metal-detect and chill,' you really meant it, huh? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5320 We have all of our remotes. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5321 I’m detecting a little apprehension with you over this baby thing” 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5322 Where some of the big firms mine for data, we’re really more metal detecting. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
5323 Just because i’m a gold digger, doesn’t mean that i’m sitting on a gold mine 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5324 Silent discos aren’t as fun as I thought they would be… 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5325 Landlord knows we can’t afford an increase… 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5326 I invited them, apparently you need some help finding my engagement ring! 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
5327 They must be looking for M-E-T-T-L-E. Nothing's going beep near you. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5328 All I said was I thought I'd dropped some bitcoins down the back of the couch 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
5329 Your fantasy league draft nights get weirder every year. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
5330 Social distancing device for our neck down generation novice! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5331 ‘when are we going to tell them that you already found it in the cushions?’ 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5332 Wouldn't it be cheaper to just tell her you lost your ring again? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
5333 I thought we were going to listen to heavy metal music 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5334 So this beachfront views 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5335 I think they've got Bitcoin mining all wrong 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5336 This is not what I intended when I said I wanted to get a beach house 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
5337 At least now no one can complain that millennials are on their phones too much 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5338 Can we get some space, to clean 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5339 That’s why I asked if you had a working remote, not if you were working remote. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5340 I am sure, you didn't check deeply in my purse for the keys. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5341 I guess they heard we were watching “The Sound of Metal” tonight! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5342 Global Cleaning 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5343 I don't think they'll be able to find your conscience 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5344 Dude, so what if they find anything! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5345 Still looking for the jar of coins you hid under the house? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5346 I hope the body you buried around here did not contain any metal with it? 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
5347 They keep 50% of what they find. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5348 Don’t drop your phone this time 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5349 They're helping me look for the remote batteries. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5350 There are so many gold diggers nowadays 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5351 At least they’re wearing headphones so we can hear the TV. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5352 They may find change, but gold I highly doubt. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5353 Why aren't you wearing your wedding ring? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5354 They’re on to you, Sergeant. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5355 One shows up and the rest follow. Happens every time. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5356 The "Curse of Oak Island"...had finally reached their living rooms. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5357 Well, it's been over six weeks so they're just searching for wire coat hangers. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5358 Have you checked down the back of the couch? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5359 They're rehearsing VR curling. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5360 Really I’m just looking for a heart of gold. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5361 Anyone know the wifi code here? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5362 I’ve actually just been sitting on the remote, but the nursing home nearby needed help with some environmental enrichment 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5363 Did you have them when you left the house? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5364 I think the downstairs neighbors are playing Heavy Metal. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5365 It was a bad idea to bring the lounge chair to the beach, don't you think Steve? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5366 My heart isn't made of metal. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5367 They said they were a heavy metal band. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5368 They're getting ready to go to the beach. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5369 Does your dad know there's an update to the "Find My Phone" app? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5370 I still say we should've adopted that Golden Retriever instead... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5371 Walter, you could stop being a Luddite and be TechSavy in just eight short months. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5372 Just relax, I'm sure they will find your metallic gold contacts in time for your audition. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5373 Maybe that last piercing was a bad idea after all 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5374 I didn’t realize that this is what you meant when you said you always search out heavy metal. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5375 Do you think they'll find the dollar coin I lost? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5376 We’ve been on this couch together for the whole pandemic, darlin’. I don’t think I need to ‘prove my mettle’ anymore. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5377 They said this is the only way to find my lost metal detector. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5378 they don't know, it's my BUTT, it's the BOMB and there will be no survivors" 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5379 I told them that the game of Musical Chairs is over 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5380 I’m always looking for stuff too 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5381 ‘Invest in gold,’ you said. ‘It’s a safe investment,’ you said. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5382 I’m not picking up any chemistry either 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5383 This is your idea of a beach party? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5384 All this to find a gold filling? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5385 Actually, they're just killing time till we get off the couch. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5386 Are you sure you had an engagement ring with you? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5387 The next time you sell on Craigslist, could you be less creative with your language. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5388 The counselor said we should work on conversational landmines 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5389 Those “cash-for-gold” commercials are beginning to annoy me!! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5390 Bitcoin is really bringing metal detecting back. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5391 Honey, I said that I could die for some onion rings, not that I lost my diamond ring. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5392 Why are they having such trouble locating the bars? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5393 We should install a nickel-plated floor, you said. It will last forever,you said. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5394 The reward for my bitcoin. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5395 Do they know metal detectors don't work to find missing bitcoin? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5396 Maybe we should get up and look under the cushions. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5397 Our chips must be malfunctioning since the government goons can't detect us. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5398 When I called to complain about the WiFi, I didn't expect this. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5399 Someone told them this was Oak Island instead of Oak Street. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5400 These guys are idiots. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5401 They’re mining bitcoin 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5402 Let’s hope they find it soon because you’re changing the channel this time. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5403 Unemployed and desperate. They're hoping to find gold! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5404 You sure it was a doubloon in the cushions? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5405 Is this the new Pokemon Go? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5406 Did you check the cushions yet? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5407 I think they found our mining business. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5408 I guess it is what they call the golden hour 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5409 Didn’t you say this beach house would be relaxing? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5410 I tried telling them the concept of crypto currency but they insisted my millions were around here somewhere. You’ll get used to it after a while. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5411 What are they looking for? For my golden heart. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5412 Oh, that! We are trying to figure out the social class of the new neighbors downstairs.” 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5413 Well the coins had to keep coming from somewhere ? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5414 A good conversation topic is like gold. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
5415 I do try to let my hobbies take over my life. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5416 Wouldn't have been much easier to buy me another wedding ring? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5417 Do you actually think there is anything left worth finding after COVID-19? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5418 Tell me again why you thought sub-leasing from Forrest Fenn was a good idea. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
5419 Don't worry, I'm sure the remote is around here somewhere. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
5420 Have you noticed, I keep losing things? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5421 I told them I found a quarter in your couch and they overreacted. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
5422 This isn't what I had in mind by,"What's mine is yours." 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
5423 They visit every now and again to check for any loose change 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
5424 Heavy metal? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5425 Did you check the door? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
5426 They did say it included an expansive beach area. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
5427 Don’t worry, they’re just friends. I’m not old enough for them. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5428 Does this qualify as encroachment to privacy" 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
5429 Me minesweeping when she said "it's OKAY". 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5430 My father keeps saying that I need to prove my metal in this tough cruel world. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5431 No strings attached 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5432 The couple in the apartment below have an insanely happy marriage and I want to know why. 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
5433 My parents said there used to be stuff called "change" you could find in your sofa. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
5434 They should check the Dogecoin run. 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
5435 They're bullsh.. detectors. Got something you wanna tell me? 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
5436 I agree to let your brother stay with us, you didn't say he is president of the metals detector club and he host the monthly meetings. . 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
5437 I wonder how much weed they’ll pick up with those things? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5438 They heard people used to find conversation here. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5439 Here's to hoping they can find us something we can both agree to watch. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5440 I know the money is all in the couch, but maybe they'll find your earring. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5441 When you said we were moving to Saxon Fields I thought it was an apartment complex. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5442 Hold on to your change 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5443 Told you we should have checked granmaws pockets befote we buried her under the house! 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
5444 Why didn't you tell them you already found the change?! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5445 I guess the 49ers tickets aren't technically a scam... 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5446 a mark, a yen, a buck or a pound 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5447 This is not what I meant when I said let’s change up date night. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5448 …oh, they’re just helping me with my inheritance. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5449 'Change' is traumatic 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5450 When you said lets watch the 'Heist', I thought you meant Netflix & Chill... 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5451 Do you think they’ll find our lost sense of self-worth? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5452 Face it, no one thinks you’re metal. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
5453 Unlikely they'll find the meaning of life. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5454 I think my ex-girlfriend told these guys were they could find buried treasure. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5455 Do you sometimes feel a little lost? 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
5456 I’m guessing there’s a new TikTok trend 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5457 Ok. This apartment is metal af. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5458 Okay! Finding a buffalo head nickel is kinda cool. But hiring these guys? C'mon! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5459 This is what happens when you escape from Treasure Island! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5460 So much for the 'No Nuclear Fishin' ' sign. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5461 No matter how big a reward you offer, they’ll never find the remote 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5462 These new devices are for detecting potato chips, popcorn and pretzel pieces. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5463 I thought you said “mettle” detecting 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5464 When I sang, “Baby, baby, where did our love go?” I wasn’t requesting an investigation. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5465 Training dog walkers with Roombas and barking podcasts is gonna be our ticket out of here 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5466 My dad was a jeweler, he left me his stuff, and I'm very careless -- word travels fast. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5467 Do you think they'll judge me when they find out I have a belly button ring? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5468 Maybe you should hang your keys around your neck so that you don’t loose them. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5469 I wonder if they thought about just fishing for quarters in the couch. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
5470 We do need a mask mandate. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5471 I’m flattered Harry, but can’t I just give you another copy of my key? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5472 Honey, I was seeking pleasure, not treasure! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5473 They say they're mining for Bitcoin. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5474 2021. Year of The Microchip Rush and legendary 21ers. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5475 the pre-nup requires a gold digger search 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5476 So you say it is some Sulfur aerosol device, let's see what they discover. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5477 Don't worry, they'll never find the body here. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5478 Trish was sadly disappointed with the metal show her beau promised her. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5479 I WILL find her earring you know. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5480 I promise, we'll find the remote by Sunday. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5481 Shouldn't we rather tell them where you lost the Crypto Coins?" 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5482 Is this your first metal concert? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5483 I said I'd like to know if someone was "meddling" with our relationship. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5484 'Is this the only way you could think of to beep out all of Gordon Ramsay's swearing?' 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5485 Do you think they’ll look under the couch? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5486 It is confirmed, we are the heaviest metal fans 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5487 Did you know Heavy Metal was this popular? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5488 Really wish you hadn’t told the boys that 2B is pregnant. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5489 I hope these appraisers find something valuable before it goes underwater. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5490 Luckily they are the best finding lost hearts 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5491 Remind me next time not to bring the couch to beach day. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
5492 It doesn’t matter what they find because you’ve already lost your dignity. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5493 They’ll never find them…..I’ve gone digital 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5494 Maybe Bev downstairs is right. We should put some carpet down on the hardwood. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5495 I just told them I’d lost several JUULs around my couch… 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5496 Even if they _do_ find our lost hope, what makes you think they're just going to give it back to us? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5497 Trying to find the gold from when we lived in precedented times 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5498 Mom told her friends you 'dropped' a CD yesterday so they came over to help us look for it. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5499 Yeah, but who detects the detectors? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5500 There is no backing out of it, these guys are going to find my engagement ring! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
5501 Yeah, I lost the ring. But isn't this going a bit far? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
5502 It's called "find-a-phone" 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
5503 Beeeeeeep, Beep", Don't move, the IRS is getting close and I forgot to report my Marketplace sales 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
5504 They are looking for my virginity, I lost it on this couch! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
5505 I'm starting to think that maybe I lost my earring somewhere else. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
5506 If the empathy detectors don't come up with anything, we're done. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
5507 The Trump team sent them to look for proof he was robbed of the presidency. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
5508 They're checking for dropped text messages. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
5509 You couldn't just join a book club? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
5510 Apparently we're sitting on a Bitcoin mine. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
5511 They're from the Federal Reserve. They're looking for Bitcoin. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
5512 I know you don't like country music, but you're sittin' on a gold mine. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
5513 Should we just play heavy metal on our speakers instead? 🤘 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
5514 My dad picked up a new hobby during Covid.. he invited their Facebook group over so he could show of his new detector. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
5515 Looking for likes 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
5516 You know your Prince Albert is going to set off one of these things sooner or later, right? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
5517 How do you like your new copper socks? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5518 I'm not sure. The ad said "We'd lost that loving feeling." 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5519 Roger just had his first thought, quick someone find me a penny! 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
5520 IKEA thing you dropped search and rescue. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5521 This Federal Reserve coin shortage is serious! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5522 This is why I told you not to buy those earrings that were the same color as the carpet. 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
5523 How much 'change' do you typically have in your pockets? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5524 Ain't one of these guys gonna take any wooden nickels. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5525 This chip shortage is getting intense. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
5526 I misspoke, I said i o u not i u d. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5527 Can you try calling it again? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5528 I’m sorry I dropped the engagement ring. What gem was it again? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5529 Anything good under? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5530 I told them I was really into heavy metal and they just showed up. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
5531 You've minesweeped my off my feet like you promised. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5532 I told you many times that we would not get any peace and quiet here. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
5533 When you asked if I want to listen to metal I thought you meant Metallica. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5534 This is really annoying. Let us get Roomba iRobot. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5535 Don’t they know the best treasure is always found in the couch cushions? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5536 I saw them circling around our car earlier. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
5537 Sound of Metal Detectors 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5538 If you were a real man, you'd kick them out of our apartment. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5539 You like heavy metal? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5540 They say it was brown, had long ears, and ate grass. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5541 You said you had a heart of gold. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5542 I told you your grill is in the medicine chest. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5543 No, there are NOT “other earrings.” 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5544 We need to have a talk. Anything you want to ask me? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5545 This lost key finder service is great. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5546 I should have asked the landlord what kind of mining he did. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5547 I said I was sorry I couldn’t find the remote! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5548 I dunno, something about "lack of sense" and "Texas" 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5549 Liz, I can just get you another engagement ring. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5550 i dont think we should sit here ! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5551 When you invited me to a ‘metal gathering’, this isn’t what I had in mind.” 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5552 Your wedding ring can’t be too far away 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5553 Maybe you dropped your ring in the couch cushion. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5554 I guess the coin shortage is becoming more critical. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5555 When I said you needed to find a spine I didn't mean it literally. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5556 Thanks for the recession...democrat! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5557 You know that looking for money in the couch cushions is just an expression right? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5558 Next we should offer drinks 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5559 They’re looking for my will to live 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5560 We’re so metal. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5561 Don’t worry, they are just mining from home 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5562 You and your BIG mouth!!!!! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5563 I told you: free sofas always have a catch. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5564 Did you lost your will of iron? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5565 For once, she's not the only gold digger in the room. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5566 And you thought the Pokémon Go crowd was intrusive 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
5567 So, what are you hiding" 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
5568 But I told you I'd be looking into elements of your lifestyle! 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
5569 Okay, sure. The find-my-phone app might have been easier. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
5570 IEDs, actually. A relationship requires boundaries. You still need to use the bathroom? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
5571 Buckle up: I've outdone myself this week. You're about to undergo our most immersive viewing experience yet of The Curse of Oak Island. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
5572 I thought writing “historic” in our condo’s listing would bring out buyers, not this… 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
5573 It's less intrusive than Pokemon Go. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
5574 Of course, it'd be a lot easier to find your keys if you just hung them on the hook when you came in. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
5575 Is this your version of a romantic walk on the beach? 1.1556 0.07756 45 41 1 3
5576 This service is very good at locating heavy metal- not so good at promoting emo 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
5577 I found a quarter yesterday. Thought there might be a small fortune. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
5578 How many bitcoins were there last time you checked? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
5579 My Lost-and-Found App has undertaken some change. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
5580 Sorry. Dad is making a statement about the size of our engagement diamond. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
5581 Yeah, so I’m just done looking for my keys everyday… 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
5582 Sorry, it’s a new relationship and I really need to dig up EVERYTHING about your past before we can move forward 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
5583 We can get rid of the shag carpet as soon as they are done! 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
5584 The pandemic coin shortage is out of hand. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
5585 It was at that moment she knew the attraction had worn off. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
5586 Suddenly there's a whole lot of metal detectorists in the apartment! What a unusual and comical occurrence! 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
5587 Landlord seems to doubt you? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5588 You realize you lost your watch at the beach 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
5589 Was your house built on an old playground? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5590 They know it's an NFT, right? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5591 Dear, you really didn't have to go to all this trouble over the loose change I lost yesterday. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5592 Just how long did you go without bathing during Covid? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5593 Did you drop something? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5594 Maybe ‘Metalheads, LLC’ wasn’t the best option. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5595 Someone should tell them that Bitcoin can only be found in a computer! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5596 Yes, instead of a Roomba. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5597 I didn't know the landlord reserved the mineral rights to our place. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5598 I didn't realize you were so into heavy metal. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5599 That damn ACL surgery... 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5600 All these metal detectors and they still can't find 'my' other earring 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5601 If I knew Apple AirTag worked like this, I wouldn’t have used it on my vibrator. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5602 What does it mean if the don’t find attraction or repulsion?” “Tragic neutrality. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5603 I know you missed the beeps after I changed the smoke detector battery, but there’s got to be a better option. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5604 Gold is back 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5605 You told me you weren't vaccinated. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5606 It incorporates industry leading hide-a-bed technology. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5607 Are we close to meet God or Jail? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5608 So, when are you going to propose to me?" "When they find my wallet. That's where I keep all my cock rings. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5609 You kept talking about METALlica, IRON Madien, TOOL. I thought this way your thing. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5610 Should we let them search between the cushions? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5611 WTF Kevin! You friends are helping you find the nickel you lost in the shag rug? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5612 I guess we shouldn't have assumed it was a Metallica cover band that lived below us 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5613 You better put that back... they are coming after you 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
5614 I didn't think I'd have to worry about checking for mining rights in an apartment in Midtown. Figured it was more of a Brooklyn thing. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5615 So this is how it will be in our "golden years"? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5616 Planetary orbit five times before take off is the rule here 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5617 Tell me again why we thought putting the sofa on the beach would be a good idea? 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5618 They're still looking for Jave Baez's earring. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5619 I doubled the bounty on Russell's binky. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5620 This way we never lose the remote. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5621 I intended to propose, but I hit a little snag! Any minute now that snag should be undone! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5622 I see you lost the keys to your car again! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5623 Do you think your guys will ever find my wedding ring? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5624 Or...you could just keep a bowl by the front door for your keys and loose change... 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5625 That's not what I meant when I said you could test my mettle. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5626 When is the last time we vacuumed 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5627 If you'd gone to a knee,you wouldn't have dropped it. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5628 How big did you say it was? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5629 Thanks for coming to my annual metal listening party! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5630 When do last remember having them? 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
5631 You removed all your piercings, right? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5632 As roommates go, they’re quiet,tespefuyrr.and occasionally they find enough loose change to buy a pizza.” “If you don’t get your you-know-what off the couch, you’re the last guy here who’s gonna get luc Ckulusic1. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5633 I can’t believe you got the metal band to play live! 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5634 Do you get the feeling we're not in Kansas anymore? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5635 They said something about traces of my personal substance, dunno what that meant..... 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5636 I think they are looking for the knife to cut the atmosphere 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5637 Old people still think they can change the world 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5638 Please help me find his phone sooner or else we'll have to rush to his therapist. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5639 Honey, that's not how you find the remote" rkercaptio 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5640 I hired these guys cause I heard they can detect covid in the home, plus by hiring I get %50 discount on ivermectin 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5641 It helps to bleep the swear words. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5642 Yes, I think this relationship is golden. But my family still has questions. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5643 We had to find a way to pay the rent! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5644 - At first, I thought it was a Roomba competition, but their leader explained me it is an Instagram challenge! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5645 Guess word got around that I treasure you. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5646 I JUST DROPPED MY LAST NICKEL. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5647 I said our carpet is old gold and they don't know their colors. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5648 Ozzy Osborne used to live here. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5649 Don’t worry, honey, the money is safely hidden in the couch cushions 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5650 Jim wasn't sure where in the shag carpet his wedding ring had dropped, but one thing he was sure of....if the guys didn't find it, he would be sleeping in the doghouse tonight. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5651 Interesting - this is the first time I heard place's quintet attempt a piece by Phillip Glass. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5652 Ha! And you took away my selfie stick! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5653 It seems like everyone these days Is walking 'round us in a haze, And are, to what lies right before them, blind. For when they stare at their display For treasures lost, they lose their way, Tricked by the trail of trinkets that they find. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5654 Is this the new Death Metal Bryan? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5655 You know ..there is a better way to mine for bitcoins! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5656 I'm confirming that our relationship is radioactive. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
5657 Did you lose your keys AGAIN? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
5658 I hope these guys are into it for the searching and not just the finding of any hidden treasure. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
5659 They must’ve heard us listening to Jethro Tull. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
5660 Don't you think you're carrying this lost contact thing a little far? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
5661 Hidden treasure is everywhere. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5662 Is this supposed to be a promo for Apple AirPods? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5663 If we stand up, they can just find it under the seat cushions. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5664 Did you really lose the engagement ring you were going to give me 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5665 Don't you know where the skeletons with necklaces are buried? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
5666 They're used to rejection at this point. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
5667 It's the only explanation for why you haven't proposed after being together for so long. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
5668 I took all the coins out of his pockets. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
5669 You lost the remote to the television, again? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5670 Seriously? You really think I would have hidden our savings in coins, in the floor boards? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5671 You wanted to live on the beach! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
5672 Should I tell them that it was plastic? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
5673 And you still won't tell me why you wanted a basement apartment? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5674 huh, maybe these guys can find the clit… honey? did you hear what i said? these guys, maybe they can find the clit? and bring me to orgasm, you know, somewhat regularly? babe? did you hear what i said? about me wanting an occasional orgasm? hey babe? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
5675 You know, I'm all in favor of COVID safety protocols, but I really think it would be OK for this club of yours to go back to the beach. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5676 Whew! When you said you had a club just for Whites I was concerned! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
5677 Living on the beach has a few drawbacks. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5678 You know you could just stand up and change the channel. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5679 I told them we were going to be playing metal, but I meant music 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5680 Searching for heavy metal shows in a pandemic 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
5681 For rent, NYC is back 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5682 One way or another i will find the food crumbs you keep bringing into the living room 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
5683 At least I still have my dignity. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5684 With friends like these, who needs hobbies? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
5685 This ‘Dustcoin’ trend is counteracting our ‘Mindfulness’ trend. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5686 Turns out most pandemic hobbies have waitlists 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
5687 Finding a show we both agree on is like searching for mettle 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5688 She won’t say yes til they find the ring 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5689 You really want to find that quarter you dropped? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5690 I find them more effective in diffusing an argument. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5691 It started off real funny,"Me, throwing coins on the floor so that I could follow the coin trail back to my room.Now, I am afraid to leave this couch,since every man and his brother are here,metal detectors and all. 1.1509 0.06813 53 48 2 3
5692 There are two meanings to “heavy metal” you know 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5693 No, I haven’t seen your keys. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5694 Like they say “ Life’s a Beach” 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5695 The search for flight 370 must be in its last days. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5696 I didn’t exactly mean our relationship was turning into a landmine 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5697 These weren't the metal-heads I had in mind... 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5698 You better fess up! They are going to find out it is you anyway. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5699 It's just a class. Next to the beach! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5700 You just HAD to build this house on top of a big giant pirate X, didn't you? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5701 It's not my keys, but nice guess. 1.1509 0.06813 53 48 2 3
5702 You must be more careful with your change. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5703 I told you not to play so much heavy metal music. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5704 Masks? They're all vaccinated. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5705 Well, Jake, I guess you're not the only one who's "looking" for something. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5706 Actually, the people are call detectorISTs. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5707 Don't let them near the couch cushions. 1.1509 0.06813 53 48 2 3
5708 Couch potatoes obstructing a coin hunt 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5709 Are they actually testing how long it takes until I freak out? 1, 2, 3 already over. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5710 They are looking for Pokémons 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5711 Have you ever heard of memory trace ?! It's cheaper 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5712 True Podcast Is Being Face To Face 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5713 When I told them I lost my metal album, they took it literally. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5714 I wish you'd stop sweeping things under the rug. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
5715 See, this is what happens when you live near an airport. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5716 Who told you that vaccines cause a build up of mercurial deposits on wood surfaces? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5717 I thought you said we'd be safe haven for deFectors. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5718 It seems odd no one is checking the sofa. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
5719 So, your dad’s like, in a metal detectorists club? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5720 Whoever finds my earring,gets a free mask 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5721 They explained it to me a bunch of times, but I still don't understand Blockchain. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5722 Guess how long before they realize all your change is underneath the seat cushions. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
5723 We had flooding from Ida. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5724 They think you are sitting on a gold mine! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5725 Have you heard the song ‘Safety Dance’? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
5726 'You're sure this is the last place you saw the ring?' 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5727 I lost my shit two days ago. I still can’t find it. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
5728 Come on guys, don't be so "Metal-rialistic" 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
5729 These vacumm cleaners arr so quiet. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5730 I've heard there was a secret chord that David used to please the lord. But you don't really care about music do ya? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5731 This is the worst heavy metal show I've ever been to. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5732 You couldn’t find the “find my” ap? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5733 Don't worry. I'm sure that your keys will show up. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5734 Just admit your keys fell behind the sofa pillows. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
5735 I'm not the only one looking for a ring! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5736 You’re sure you left it here ? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5737 Next time do not lose our wedding ring. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5738 All clean at last Don't breathe till they're done 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5739 This it not what I pictured when you said you love metal. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
5740 So you don't own a metal detector but you lurk on metal detecting forums? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5741 Why should I spring for new hairpins when I've got a couple of dozen somewhere in this carpet. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
5742 I’m hoping they will find something to get us on the housing ladder. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5743 Most men are attracted to my loose change. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
5744 This is one activity we have no interest in diversifying. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5745 Told them when they’re finished, they can switch the setting from vacuum to metal detector and check under the cushions for payment. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5746 If they find anything,maybe they can build you some walls. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5747 Without unemployment assistance I’m sure we’ll find a way to pay rent 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5748 Should we tell them it’s under our butts? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
5749 I think we’re sitting on a goldmine! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5750 Not your grandparents' skeletons. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5751 I’m still getting over my golddigger phase. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
5752 Nothing to worry about - it's just routine. 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
5753 They're from the internet. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5754 You sure you want to go through with this in Texas? 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
5755 Admit it, your bitcoins were lost when your laptop crashed. 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
5756 Did you invite "Time Team" to visit? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5757 You really love that dime don't you? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5758 One more earring and they've paid for themselves. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5759 Was it really necessary to hire 5 guys just to search for loose change? Jeffrey Manly Toronto, On 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5760 You already said “I Do” either way 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5761 So you really want to bring up my mother? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5762 If they can find the ring I’ll propose. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5763 They promised they would find your car keys and the remote before they left. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5764 Seriously dear, just check your pocket. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5765 What are they looking for"? " My magnetic personality" 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5766 So you seriously lost the ring?!? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5767 Ok… weird… 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5768 The moment the couple realized their love was not as rare nor as valuable as what lay in the ground,under their feet. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5769 I know I told you to find a bit of backbone but this is ridiculous ! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5770 OK. I insisted on the 24 karat gold earrings but you insisted on the shag carpet. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5771 Can you fast forward to when they find my keys 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5772 I used to be in to heavy metal. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5773 This is so NOT what I had in mind when I asked them to improvise on Proust’s ‘In Search of Lost Time’!” 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5774 I guess 'discovering underground metal meetup' can have a non- musical meaning 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5775 We’ve been on the couch so long, we’re artifacts. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5776 The real gold is between the cushions 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5777 This may be the least ridiculous idea for a "there's money in your home" commercial. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
5778 If, as you say, you lost your wedding ring in the apartment, these guys will definitely find it. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
5779 Are you sure you checked the couch before you hired the detectorists? 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5780 you get used to it after a while 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
5781 They're looking for the lost treasure of Pacoima. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
5782 Help find missing Bitcoins, Really? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
5783 I thought "VPN" meant VIRTUAL private network. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5784 They are searching for the engagement ring you were supposed to give me for the last five years. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
5785 It's your mercury fillings. Don't move. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5786 Cleaner than the gold diggers at least. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
5787 Are you suffering from FOMO, too? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
5788 If they don’t find the spider can we get out of here! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5789 Hey, whatever keeps Dads off the streets. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5790 I don't they understand what bitcoin mining is. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5791 I told you no one can find something to watch. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5792 They come highly recommended. I'm sure we'll find this remote soon. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5793 Don't tell anyone about the oil in the backyard. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5794 Did you change the detector batteries? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5795 What do you expect after they found 900 bucks in the couch? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5796 Beaches aren't what they used to be. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5797 If only conversation were made of metal”, James mused 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5798 When you said ´glamping’, this isn’t what I pictured 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5799 Me too could find your ear rings! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5800 Who knows, they might find that so promise engagement ring. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
5801 Just took the vaccine. So these guys follow me around now like a magnet. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5802 I don’t think they realize that all the spare change gets stuck INSIDE the couch cushions 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5803 I promise I told them it was a different kind of booty 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
5804 Yea, pretty certain they’re unvaccinated 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5805 Man I told you not to discard all your metal scraps near our favorite beach couch 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5806 Why didn't you tip them when they found our remotes? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5807 They can't find the bitcoins with antiquated technology. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5808 Do they understand that bit coin does not cause a bing on their probes? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5809 Have they tried under the sofa cushions? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5810 My Grandpa Hoard lived here. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5811 Its taken all day, but we finally found the sarcasm. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5812 You told me that there were no mines here. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5813 Maybe it's time to clean under the cushions again. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5814 Have you looked under the cushions for your keys? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5815 The 'Death to Metal' immersive art piece has underwhelmed me." 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5816 This is the third time this week you've lost your earring. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5817 Don’t they realize that all the quarters are under our cushions? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5818 '"Good thing we're sitting on our gold." 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5819 All this for a lost nickel? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5820 They said it doesn’t matter that we’re on the 8th Floor, but I’m starting to have my doubts. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5821 Even they know our love is a relic. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5822 taking down the 6 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5823 They do know this is our house, right? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5824 But have you tried thinking about the last place you were when you had the remote? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5825 I'm actually pretty pleased I invested imaginary over metals. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5826 Let’s play real life Solitaire instead. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5827 You put on the heavy metal playlist again didn’t you? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5828 Labor unions have done more for the betterment of this country than any military force could dream of doing. 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
5829 I don't think this is what couch surfing means. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5830 I meant SMOKE detectors. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5831 I thought you said this was a heavy metal convention. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5832 Do I detect a hint of jealousy… 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5833 Are you sure they can help u find all the lie detector I've hide? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5834 This isn't how a heavy-metal-silent-disco works, Todd 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5835 Don't get too jealous on those looking for a piece of my heart 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5836 They must have heard you say that’s so metal. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5837 I'm guessing that you're going to ask me to marry you. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5838 It started when you found those two quarters behind the cushions 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5839 What you're looking for might be right here, Dummy! (bows to Russell Conwell) 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5840 All I said was "I lost my contact." 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5841 Don’t move. They’re looking for my old boyfriend. He was into heavy metal. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5842 High-definition 360-immersive holographic display really is the only way to watch 'Metal Detector Wars: Real Husbands of Ft. Lauderdale, Beachcomber's Edition'. 1.1429 0.06461 56 51 2 3
5843 Just admit you were too cheap to buy me an engagement ring. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5844 I thought there must be a decent conversation somewhere in here. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5845 I’m not exactly sure what they’re looking for..could be anything. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5846 I don’t get it. What do they mean by finding loose change? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5847 It just hurts when they say they can’t find any heavy metal. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5848 Naw, they're just looking for bitcoin and I didn't want to spoil their fun. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5849 You have to get that hole in your pocket mended. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5850 Someone told you I might be a gold digger? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5851 Just tell you lost it at the gym. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5852 Maybe we could have walked there 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5853 you still couldn’t find your left earbud? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5854 Are you sure your startup buddies know how to retrieve your lost bitcoins? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5855 You’re my treasure, baby. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5856 It was your idea to rent a beach house. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5857 Have you noticed anything different since we upgraded our phones to version 19.84?" 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5858 I figured that if you “lost” your ring last night, I should pitch in to find it. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5859 So mister big shot this your version of in home covid testing. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5860 So,why do they call you "Ironman" ? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5861 It wasn't just a penny, it was a 1909 SVDB. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5862 No wonder your mother always seems so worried that I'm a fortune hunter 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5863 Just put a damn puffball on your keys. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5864 Hey, introduce me sometime to your friends from the Jersey shore. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5865 You really should get an extra set of keys. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5866 You crammed the gold up where? 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5867 My Uncle used to sleep on this couch, he worked for the U. S. Mint. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5868 Try not to drop your wedding ring. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5869 This metal group doesn't rock very hard. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5870 Should we tell them that our life savings is underneath the couch cushions? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5871 @drewdernavich Looking for sense. If found, please return to The White House. Reward Given bespokelyd 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5872 Don’t mine them. They’re just mining for some crypto. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5873 No the proposal still stands, just hang on a sec. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5874 -- So much lost time as slackers as so much lost treasure! 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
5875 Do you they would be able to locate the lost spark between us? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5876 they said I struck gold when I started dating her.... I’m still trying to find it 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5877 So now you chose metal allergy, Mr. serial hypochondriac. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5878 All these anti Vaxxers and still not one can find an ounce of truth 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5879 don't worry, their permits are all in order 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5880 Your friends are really “metaling” with our relationship. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5881 Apparently some red flags have steel poles... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5882 I think they’re searching for my interest in you. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5883 I know they were the real treasure, but I just wish the friends you made along the way would go home eventually. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5884 They must know that we’ve been manifesting abundance 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5885 Metal-heads, huh? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5886 This is bizarre — figured metal detectors would be Bluetooth by now. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5887 Augmented reality seemed to be a good idea 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5888 was that really necessary to have your metal detectors society come around just to find the second earpods ? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5889 Just making sure it’s the downstairs neighbor playing heavy metal bands all night long 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5890 Good thing they’re not looking for silicon. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5891 Now let's change to 'Dancing Queen' and see how they react 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5892 They surely hope for our wedding rings. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
5893 Where’s your head anyway? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5894 Now that your folks are gone, maybe we can just talk. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5895 Think of it this way- yes, I lost our wedding ring but at least it wasn't the TV remote! This could have been worse. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5896 You forgot the douchebag repellent again. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5897 I dropped a quarter underneath the seat cushions earlier and I haven't been able to find it. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5898 When you asked me to come chill with your Heavy Metal-Detector Band, I envisioned something completely different. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5899 If they are looking for the ring you gave me I traded it in for couples counseling. katybyrne@aol.com Sonoma 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5900 You wouldn't have any change would you? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5901 Your profile boasted of a magnetic personality. I'd like to give it a "verified." 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5902 Hip hop is so out. The new sound -- metal beep. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5903 No, I definitely said I wanted to watch detective fiction, not detector friction. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5904 I met these guys at the beach. They’ll find your engagement ring in no time. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5905 Maybe my friends are discriminating you because you're just too sensitive. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5906 Tell me again why you put out a $10,000 bounty for your Airpods? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5907 *each other thinking* " the bomb is right next to me, u guys!!" 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5908 It's only a lucky penny. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5909 I thought when you said "I'm taking you to see the 'Metal Detectors' for date night'" it was a band. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5910 I told these people that there was a butt plug hidden somewhere in the room. They haven’t considered the most likely hiding place: up my ass! 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5911 I meant, figuratively, that we're sitting on a gold mine. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5912 No one’s asked to check the Roomba!?! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5913 Every time I went to the beach as a kid, there were metal detector guys there. Usually old, usually white, usually alone. And now you just don't see them anymore, like, at all. My assumption had been that they found all the metal. Or died or whatever 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5914 Alan, how on earth could you have lost your car key UNDER the carpet? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5915 I thought it was only bodies buried in the concrete. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5916 These are things the realtor doesn't mention about beachfront property. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5917 You dig Coldplay but your post got auto-corrected. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5918 I said you should bring in mental detectors not metal detectors you idiot! 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5919 So far, their total take was, one nickel, and 2 Bobbi pins stuck on an old piece of already chewed gum ...Wait, isn't that one a Roomba? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5920 Having a magnetic personality is great, however, at times it has it's downside. Dave Coriaty Fishers, Indiana 317-727-3201 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5921 You bought a couch from Bill Gates? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5922 But even if someone finds your lucky silver dollar, they're gonna want to keep half." 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5923 They'll hit pay dirt if they get closer to the sofa cushions. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5924 John, this isn't quite what I had in mind when I said we should buy a beach house 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5925 How much longer are your new friends from the beach going to stay? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5926 Is this your idea of a romantic proposal? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5927 Are you sure the coins under our carpet will be enough to pay your friends back? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5928 My friends tell me I’m a real gem 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5929 ‘The Search for my soul truth. Why is honesty hard to find in yourself?’ 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5930 Despite his team's best effort, Dennis couldn't find the mettle to finally kiss Beth. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5931 I don't think hiring five people to search for loose change is very cost-effective. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5932 No metal here, there just indie kids 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5933 This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I asked you to invite your metal detecting club to show me the money. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5934 The coin shortage is effecting me directly. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5935 Did they say gold fever was one of the symptoms then? 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5936 _Looking for bitcoins_ 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5937 I guess I misunderstood when you said your detective buddies were coming around 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5938 They will never find the chip...it's in my ass 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5939 O-M-G, look at all those gold diggers 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5940 You have to stop dropping your keys the second you walk in the door. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5941 So basically, this is how WhatsApp works 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5942 I didn’t think they would actually believe my report of a gold mine between the 4th and 5th floor. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5943 Our Flat Earth Metal Detecting Club is a big deal. We have thousands of members around the globe. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5944 Relax, you have no prospects for them to find. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5945 Well, 5 daft punks are playing at my house, my house... 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5946 My dad doesn't think my band is metal enough. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
5947 You're sure we couldn't have lived a little further away from your dig site, honey? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5948 You're the one who wanted deep pile carpet. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5949 Marry you? Let’s wait for the results. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5950 They want to discover something so that they can tell their friends about it. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5951 At first I thought it was just loose change, now I think it may be old Anglo pirate booty. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
5952 You are right, our house IS a gold mine" David Chan, Brookline, M 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
5953 Don't You think that it is about time to stop dragging couches from the sidewalk into OUR apartment? 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
5954 When your profile said you had an “uncommon fetish,” I never expected this. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
5955 They are looking for your engagement ring, but I accidentally swallowed it. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5956 Groupies Skahing around in circles for Greek Doomham & Partner paperclips ? as audit waiters chant in Jamaican pop ? songs 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5957 I lost my blockchain password 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5958 Don't worry. The bioremediation crew have almost finished cleaning up. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5959 I thought I hired a carpet cleaning company ! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5960 Stand up, Mike: that missing quarter may be under the cushion. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5961 Because it is a great way to demo the carpet so we can refinish the hardwood floors. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5962 This just wasn’t what I was expecting when you said your stepdad is a gold digger. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5963 You checked between the cushions, right? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5964 This used to be the Bitcoin office. They think there's actual...well, you get it. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5965 Couldn't they just look under the cushions? 1.1379 0.06246 58 53 2 3
5966 I admire your commitment to de-mining,but you're bringing too much work home. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5967 They say it's supposed to be the new Bitcoin 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5968 Good thing we’re not vaccinated 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5969 They are looking for the Big Guy’s brain, a rapidly decaying item 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5970 The gold earring I lost was from “Murder, SHE WROTE!” 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5971 Well, you did say you wanted to find your watch. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
5972 Your electronics club will help you find the remote! Again? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5973 I think a Willie Sutton biopic debuted last night 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5974 It started just after I dropped a dime on the neighbors for covid violations. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5975 We need to find a horde of ancient coins to pay our condo fees. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5976 I think my friends are trying to tell me your a gold digger. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5977 They're hunting for AirTags. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5978 Don’t play with your car keys! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5979 Oh, I'm so very sorry. I didn't realize the ring was that expensive? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5980 Don't they know the American dream doesn't exist anymore? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5981 Honey, remember, “ a penny saved is a penny earned” 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5982 WHAT WAS IT THAT WE MISPLACED? 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
5983 It reminds me of my childhood when dad would take us to play shuffleboard. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5984 No, his is not what I meant by “Find it!” 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5985 These guys definitely have metal in their search history. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5986 Got my bots searching for gold now. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5987 You sure this was the last place you had your iPods? These guys will need their pay.” 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5988 Honey, are they listening to our conversation? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5989 When I they told me at the jewelry store that for 5 dollars a month they provide ring tracing I never imagined it’d be like this 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5990 Look how far our startup has come. Our own in-home corporate slavery. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
5991 I miss the beach too. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5992 I just read a HuffPost article called ‘33 Ways to Bring the Beach Home With You This Summer,’ and felt inspired. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5993 All I said was, 'I'd do anything if I could find my earring'. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
5994 So, you were planning on getting down on one knee? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
5995 If my brothers don't find your wedding ring soon, you're out of here. 1.1364 0.07688 44 41 0 3
5996 C'mon now. I told you that I couldn't find my ring, and you call your new Covid hobby team for help? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
5997 Oh, you’re from a really rich background! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
5998 Every innocent comment of mine blows you up, so I decided to bring some help. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
5999 This is the worst wedding proposal ever. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6000 Of course it's important that we find your wedding ring! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6001 Metallica has moved from the apartment below. Should we tell them ? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6002 When I said in therapy I've seen a lot of change since we moved here I didn't mean this. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
6003 Not only have I lost my watch, but I don't know what to watch! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6004 Dude, just tell them you put the quarter in your pocket. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6005 Searching for lost time 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6006 They’ll never find your missing AirPod… 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
6007 Are you sure you’re not sitting on the remote ? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6008 Is this how you mine Bitcoin? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6009 They’re looking for the life I was meant to have until Times Square became a pedestrian mall and it all went to hell. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6010 No need to worry, they won't stay with us long. The brochure says they can spot misogyny in an instant. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6011 That ring cost me $10,000.00. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6012 Needed help finding the remote again? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6013 My Metallica CD rolled under the couch. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6014 Are you sure you checked between the cushions? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6015 I think it is because I told my granddad I was looking for some bitcoin. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6016 I wonder what they are looking for. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6017 Sweetie this cartoon needn’t be funny. It’s about confronting the existential problem of climate change - that THE SEARCH or the journey is more important than the destination. I love you. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6018 it' your new cellphone for sure 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6019 This is the worst booty call ever. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6020 That's not how you'll find Metallica, man. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6021 Maybe get a job? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6022 Did you drop your gold coin again? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6023 Sorry I tossed it, but that ring seemed like a joke. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6024 Pete would go to great lengths to find the right thing to say… 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6025 Guys, I’m sorry, but this act really needs some work. I mean have you ever seen Magic Mike? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6026 I guess they don’t realize my metal phase was last week. I’m emo now. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6027 I never count sheeps 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6028 I know Airpods aren't cheap, but isn't this excessive? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6029 The Apple rep said gold was their most popular choice. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6030 I get the impression we're not waiting for the ring cleaner to call back. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6031 This is Soul searching 2.0 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6032 Detecting" my problem didn't mean you could hire people to scan for it 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6033 Do you want to tell them it was a beer ring pull not a Saxon hoard? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6034 See, I told you the shag carpet was a bad idea. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6035 Sure thing—it seals an equal footing." 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6036 "I know I shouldn't have spent that old nickel. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6037 I've told you not to carry so darn much change in your pockets! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6038 Don’t complain when I have Charlie’s Angels Night. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6039 Don't you think it's strange that none of them are wearing masks? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6040 No, that's not what I meant when I said, " a carpet cleaning service." 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6041 You heard me. Let me see your ring finger. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6042 Do you still plan to ask me to marry you when they find the ring? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
6043 You could have just said no 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6044 Don’t tell them the color of the floor tile is called ‘Jerusalem Gold’! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6045 They prefer mining crypto-change 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6046 How long have you been into heavy metal? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6047 That's not what I meant by "Get the lead out." 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6048 'Did you sew up that whole in your "deep" pocket? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6049 Kind of reminds me of a colony of ants when someone drops a piece of candy. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6050 Don't they know the motherlode is under the cushions of the sofa? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6051 It's only an earring 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6052 sorry, but those are not heavy metal detectors 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6053 Really, Roger? Just try downloading the Around Me app! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6054 They are still looking for those balloons. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6055 The front room sure feels calmer now that ALL FRISBEES MUST BE KEPT ON A LEASH. Good call! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
6056 I love to scroll for inspiration, but I’m not yet ready for a hobby that requires standing up. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6057 I figured whoever finds the most lost change could get half. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6058 It would be faster than if I look for my keys 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6059 Did you lose anything? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6060 I’m sorry but my Uber driver only accepts Spanish doubloons 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6061 It was cheaper to hire them than to buy you a new engagement ring 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6062 Honey! Are they saving for buying AirPods 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6063 Isn't this a bit overkill for a wedding ring? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6064 Do you really need all these people to find your will to live? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6065 Well, you did say this is the most unnoticed heavy metal event. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6066 Why don't you just check your pockets for your keys? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
6067 since the pandemic guess more people have been on the couch 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6068 We will find your keys, OK? Now, do you remember where you last saw the remote? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6069 Heavy metal sure isn’t as cool anymore these days 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
6070 It’s like Pokémon Go, except they don’t use phones? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6071 They were told that there was a bitcoin mining operation here before we moved in. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6072 It’s not just the sofa... 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6073 What do you mean….our generation is undervalued? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6074 I said Decemberists,not Detectorists! 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
6075 Is trumP still mentllt incompetent? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6076 My last boyfriend went missing. Who knew? They say he had metal pins in his left tibia. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6077 So yeah, like, deftones isn’t numetal. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6078 Dropping some nuggets. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6079 If they don't find the ring, the wedding is off. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6080 " This is your last chance, they better find that ring!" 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6081 Sweetheart, these guys won’t find my lost Bitcoins 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6082 When I said “We really should save up for a rainy day, I didn’t mean to bury all of our spare change.” 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6083 Okay, if they can’t find it, then no one can 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6084 Ever since my knee replacement I’ve been taking long walks on the beach… 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6085 Dammit, I told you we didn't need help finding that needle. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
6086 Not what I pictured when you said ‘Come over and meet my beach friends’. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6087 I’ve heard of fishing for compliments, but this is ridiculous 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6088 Hey, you’re the one who said you wanted to live by the beach 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
6089 Do we have to do this whole 'lost Engagement Ring' routine every time I ask you to propose? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
6090 I was hoping you had a heart of gold-not a house of gold. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
6091 Wow,the coin shortage is seriously out of hand! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
6092 The shootouts in Grand Theft Auto are incredibly real. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6093 I thought you liked heavy metal? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6094 Get ready to prove you’re metal on this blind date. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6095 searching for some 2 cents 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6096 They’re trying to find my motivation 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6097 ‘You think we could be sittin on a velvet goldmine? Always thought this couch was too comfortable’ 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6098 Now I ain't saying that they're gold diggers... 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6099 Why didn't you just bury it in the sand like an ordinary person? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6100 Your parents still think we're married, right? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6101 this was your great idea to find our wedding rings? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6102 We all need change, but this is nuts ! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6103 Next time please don't order the Chocolate bombe! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6104 Now, do you understand, you can't post X marks the spot? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6105 My father said you always seemed like a lost soul 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
6106 This is all because your mother called me a "gold-digger" on social media. Now all the metal detector clubs have our address. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6107 Don’t worry honey, I put the valuables in the couch cushions. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6108 Told you we shouldn’t have let his metal band practice in the basement. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6109 Professionals at work. Do not disturb. Keep calm and dig on 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6110 I'm sure they're between the cushions... 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6111 they said the SoundCloud rappers were around here somewhere 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
6112 'You told me to find some common sense.'. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6113 I could just call it instead 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6114 Looking for a niche to identify with 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6115 My mother asked them to come look for my better taste in men. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
6116 You’re sure you had you fillings changed to amalgam? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6117 Why don’t you try a different channel?” Brad S. Karp, New York, N 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
6118 They are,like me,looking for change. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6119 This couch is a great place to relax while attending the metal detector sales convention. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6120 Greg, I said 'Mrs. Goldman' lives under us 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6121 they are looking for a silver lining 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6122 Henry, remember when I told you that we should keep this house because it was like sitting on a goldmine? Well, now, doesn’t this absolutely prove it? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6123 The coins are always in the couch. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6124 Why can't we just clip coupons like everyone else? 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
6125 All this, just to find your keys? How did you even find these people? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6126 So how long have you been a fan of Metal? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6127 I’m sure we will find your Juul, honey. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
6128 Good luck, but i think my emotional detachment is buried too deep 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6129 Good news is hard to find. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6130 She left me with pennies, but I can't find them by myself 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6131 So your HOTWHEELS 'just took off', eh?!" 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6132 Be very still. They can't detect movement. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6133 No lefties allowed in this sport, kinda like polo, got any spare change? Wanna see something funny? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6134 If they find a weeding ring you know you're doomed, rite'? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6135 At a loss for words 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6136 No way I'm delving into that digital analog video game thing. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6137 How many times did you call Roomba's technical support? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6138 You’re the one who insisted on beachfront property. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
6139 You don't understand? My dad has sent them to eavesdrop!" 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
6140 Should we tell them the couch is full of quarters 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6141 You still don't get the hint? I'm looking for a circular piece of metal that's not a UFO. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
6142 Hey are you sure we are sitting at the right place? It seems like a no consideration zone. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6143 Just trying to catch some feelings 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
6144 A lustrium high school ring? Trust me, you'll never wear it." 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6145 Don't they know loose change isn't Bitcoin? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6146 They say Aquachigger found a Williams Cleaner not two blocks from here. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6147 Don't worry. One of them will find our Roku remote. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6148 So, you’re sure: the wedding ring slipped off your finger “somewhere near the couch”? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6149 They say the landlord gave their detectorist club permission, his shop needs small change 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6150 Don't move. We're sitting on a fortune. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6151 Sorry if it feels a little cramped in here, I recently started mining ethereum 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6152 "No, Doug, I don't really need a ring. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6153 semen is the most prevalent landmine im texas now 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
6154 It wasn't the vaccine! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6155 Depends on your definition of infrastructure. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6156 Happy Hunting, Bitches! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6157 Do you think they can find your keys? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6158 Now that we://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/contest?utm_source=nl&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Humor_090721&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=email&bxid=5be9cc 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6159 This is not what i meant when I said I wish my life was more metal! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6160 I keep telling them the remote is made of plastic 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6161 Don’t say anything that will make me throw my ring at you. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6162 Well, to be fair, Calvin did say there's treasure everywhere. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6163 Finding treasures 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6164 Maybe we're not as metal as we thought. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6165 Seriously, all those games you play are just mining your data for 'third parties' #my New Yorker Caption 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6166 We don't talk anymore like we used to do... 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6167 I hired them to search for my motivation 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6168 We’ve lost so many juuls in the coach I thought it was time to call in reinforcements. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6169 Bitcoin 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6170 looking for something new to watching after 18 months on the couch 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6171 Looks like we're the golden couple. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6172 These DJs have weird turntables. Is this a new thing now? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6173 "He told me they're searching for the 5th G." 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6174 It's only a dime. What if I had dropped a quarter? 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
6175 They heard we're in a heavy metal band. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
6176 I like to be proactive about losing my keys. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6177 Did you look down the back of the sofa? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6178 I'm pretty sure, when your mom said you were sitting on a gold mine after you moved in with me, she meant it figuratively. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
6179 You should change your ring tone. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6180 I guess it's been longer than I thought since we cleaned the couch." 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6181 Obviously you are looking for something. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6182 This is the last time I misplace the remote 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6183 The woman's book club asked me to babysit. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6184 It is either that or go out and get a job! 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
6185 Your obsession that I am hiding money from you has got to stop! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6186 Think we should get up and let them fight over who gets the coins under the seat cushions? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
6187 What do you think they're hoping to detect around a couple of couch potatoes? 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
6188 My major is paleomagnetism. I'm trying to figure out if you're a shifty person. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6189 I'm sure the second shift will be able to find my car keys 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6190 Your birthday gift will be a surprise for both of us. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
6191 I guess the prior owners really treasured this apartment. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
6192 50 cents,75cents maybe,but wouldn’t you rather be alone with me? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6193 I thought you called bug exterminators? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6194 It wasn't worth much but it did have sentimental value. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6195 Looking for my COVID-19 vaccine microchip 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6196 Making friends as adults 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6197 Here is my submission- "Stupid Comic Cartoon". 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
6198 This would never have happened with your fingerprints, right? 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
6199 Comedy Gold huh… I respect the bit 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6200 Well, that's the last time I post about my 5G microchip on Facebook... 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6201 I told you this house was a treasure 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6202 I’m starting to think the improv group wasn’t so bad. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
6203 The guy in plaid is my dad, but we haven’t spoken in years. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
6204 Searching for evidence of abortion in Texas 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
6205 When I said I wanted more counters I was referring to more space in the kitchen for the air fryer. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6206 Lost you’re keys again didn’t you? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6207 Skrap Metal! We’ve got the ska and rap, we’re still looking for the metal, though. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6208 You've been wanting to rip up the carpet. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6209 No, this is not a NOT an acceptable alternative to taking out the trash yourself. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6210 «Now, let’s see if you really ‘lost’ your wedding ring last night or not» 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6211 They saw your TikTok about finding the last tenant's jewelry, didn't they? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6212 I guess I should have told you…I’m also on Findr. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6213 Can we switch back to the murder trial 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
6214 All the resources under the couch cushions have been depleted. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6215 Maybe the real treasure was the Metal Detector FINDS (Buy/Sell) Facebook group we found along the way. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6216 I guess I thought you just listened to a lot of Judas Priest and stuff. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
6217 We played a good show, guys. They're just into heavy metal. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6218 I know people who look for loose change in the sofa, but this is ridiculous! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6219 I feel like we need a fresh start. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6220 Since a posted on social media that there was a battle here, I have free carpet cleaning 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6221 Loose change down the back of the couch 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6222 They are waiting for us to get up. Do you think there are a few coins in your sofa cushions? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6223 OK, no more miniature poodles. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6224 Honey, just what was in your 'precious' phone anyway? 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
6225 This new Find My Phone update sucks. Can’t they see it’s in your hand! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6226 We really should be getting into crypto huh? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6227 If you DO buy a ring these guys will be the first to know. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6228 We are SO metal 🤘 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6229 Wait a minute, didn't we leave those priceless metals in the cellar? I know I told you at least four times last night!! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
6230 I told you we should have shopped for furniture at Macy's. The discount here might be irrelevant. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
6231 I need to prepare all my dates for the scrutiny; I’m going to be a meme 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
6232 Our editors said this metal detector was their favorite vaccum cleaner. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
6233 Just flip over. I need the delivery gal's tip. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
6234 One of them told me they were looking for bitcoins, so I told him I didn't think they were magnetic. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6235 i wanted to sit in my field, not in a minefield 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
6236 What? You said you wanted to feel like we were at the beach again. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6237 So much for tension. They can’t even find the knife. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
6238 I’m so glad you aren’t like my exes. They were all metalheads 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
6239 Should we tell them we found all the change when we moved the couch cushions? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6240 Millennials and their screens. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6241 They are mining for cryptic currency. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6242 You wanted to go to the beach! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6243 They say we should let our money work for us. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6244 It wouldn't be so bad if they'd brought pizza and beer. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6245 They are searching for two vaccine cards, the new buried treasure. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6246 Don’t they know the government will pay them just to sit here? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6247 You sure the modern world is suppose to be all about safety ? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6248 Um, should we tell them “Bitcoin dropped” doesn’t work like that? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6249 Hey Mr. Genius - I said you needed to find some mettle. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6250 I told you we should have just order some AirTags. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6251 I always thought a “gang bang” was something WAY different… 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6252 I miss it too, but other genres have appropriated the calming themes and soaring harmonies of heavy metal. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6253 Why such a big deal? Your Jordan ear-ring was only stainless steel! 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6254 They showed up after I called you a diamond in the rough. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6255 I don’t understand, I’m double vaccinated! Can they check for 5G next? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6256 The missing part is on backorder so this is worth a try. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6257 I’ve lost a lot of change in this couch. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6258 You'd think by now they'd give up and just order batteries for the remote on Amazon. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6259 Let’s watch something other than the Heavy Metal concert. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6260 They've been here ever since I told my Dad I started mining bitcoin. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6261 Maybe we should have changed out of our tap shoes. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6262 What do you think they’re looking for?” “All the sense that Texas lost. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6263 Bae, do you think they've found that hondo yet? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6264 Next time you lose the remote, can we just buy a new one? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6265 Dude, I wonder if we should tell them they built this city on rock ‘n roll. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6266 Honey,I wanted to go to the beach that makes you old,not the one where you search for gold. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6267 Can you please, for once, hold your Loose Change in the Couch Clob" meetings somewhere else? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6268 This is your idea of security? Lemme tell you, Micheal, I wear JEWELRY . earrings, necklaces, you know, don't you?!!? 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
6269 I' m just trying to find out if you really dropped my engagement ring here 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
6270 Perhaps now the next time you have one of your great ideas like moving the sofa to Brighton Beach , you’ll take my advice and forget about it. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6271 You’re being ridiculous- COVID is not metallic. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6272 I guess we're at that age when our friends start searching for something more meaningful. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
6273 And you thought I was a gold digger! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6274 Heavy metal is raking in real returns this year. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6275 I thought maybe they could find a ring somewhere" 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6276 Guys, I already found my remote! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6277 I'm never going to flatline! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6278 I you would just look for your lost keys like a normal person. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6279 I think the finder's fee for the remote has gotten a little out of hand. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6280 I know we are in a pandemic situation here, but is there any chance your coin collector group can meet elsewhere? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6281 I cannot believe you told your family that this was how you mined for BitCoin. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6282 That'll be a Letdown when what they Find- -is a Chase Bank Vault below 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6283 What are you hoping they'll find? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6284 Any loose change they find in the couch is mine. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6285 When was the last time you checked the sofa cushions? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6286 You know this isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted help finding my earring, right? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6287 Keep an eye on your earrings - I'm trying to make up my lost AirBnB income by catering to beachcombers averse to inclement weather. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6288 The word got out that this was a mosh pit last night. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6289 Darling, it’s time to call our lawyer. You’re now aware I know that the gun you used to kill Rocco is hidden under the floor. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6290 Yet our alarm system was unable to detect any of them? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6291 Just admit you lost the car keys. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6292 Still glad we moved to Oak Island? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6293 This shag carpet hasn’t been cleaned since the 70’s. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6294 As my mother said, it's not much of a ring. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6295 When you said you had a fetish for watching, I was open to understanding, but this is just nuts. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6296 Instead of paying for an AC/DC or Metallica cover band,you went with Band of Metal Detectors?! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6297 They're getting signals. Shall we pull up the cushions for them? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6298 Honey, they are from the Aquaphobia support group and needed a place for their meeting this week! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6299 I offered a $100 reward for the diamond stud that fell out at our last party. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6300 You said your parents met at a Metallica concert? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6301 They wouldn’t be here if you weren’t so nervous when you proposed and offered the engagement ring. I fear the wedding night!.They wouldn’t be here if you weren’t so nervous when you proposed and offered the engagement ring. Wait until the wedding nig 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6302 I'm sorry for saying you go off about the slightest thing. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6303 The jerk store called & they're out of you!!! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6304 You weren't kidding about your dad having interesting friends. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6305 If you do not find your wedding band, YOU are sleeping alone Harold Halman 88 Fort Lee, N. J. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6306 Ask them for some change 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6307 They heard our downstairs neighbors just started a rock band…They’re looking for metal 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6308 Next time remember where you put your wedding ring. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6309 I told you, they were out of the keychains that beep when you whistle. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6310 My father just wants to keep our date safe, Sweetheart. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6311 They are looking to find a nugget of wisdom in your last comment! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6312 It isn't a gift if you are just trying to "solve" the problem of me often losing my keys. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6313 So this is what you meant when you said we were going to watch ‘The Searchers?’ 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6314 I swear. I don’t know what happened to your Metallica records 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6315 They're looking for gold some in them thar floors. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6316 I suggest we stay on the couch until they clear the room of your verbal land mines. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6317 Well, your toenail collection isn't metal, is it? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6318 Coin-o-va virus detector 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6319 I just said it didn't suit your body shape 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6320 I hate to break it to your dad & uncles, but my roombas were just here an hour ago. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6321 They are from a service called Find My 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6322 I told you I lost my bracelet somewhere around here 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6323 Are you sure you hid your bitcoins in the apartment? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6324 You know, at some point they're bound to discover your sofa cushion gambit. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6325 I thought living on the beach would be more secluded. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6326 I want to be sure the floor is done before the party this weekend 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6327 So, you can't find your keys again? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6328 Why haven't they check the couch yet? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6329 You know bitcoin is not actually bits of coin, right? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6330 Not sure why you don’t believe me when I told you that I dropped the engagement ring somewhere in the house! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6331 It's a true-crime podcast you can solve. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6332 They give me a twenty-percent cut of all baubles and tchotchkes. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6333 I think this is a satire about racism: “dude, I think this board of the directors are looking how to diversify their perspectives”… 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6334 Day 1 after I finished my work in Afghanistan 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6335 My Yale sociology professor said there still are people even in the United States who have to look for their keys themselves. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
6336 I didn’t think this is what you meant by a heavy metal concert… 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6337 Whatever you do, don't get up. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6338 Did you lose some change in the sofa cushions? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6339 We're watching a movie. No one's gonna 'get lucky' tonight. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6340 Thanks for helping me look for my ring. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6341 This can greatly reduce your workload, making you a more efficient treasure hunter. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6342 They misheard me. I said l lost my mental capacity. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6343 If we could just change to hardwood floors. . . 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6344 I'm known for my magnetic personality. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6345 Is this enough evidence of beach erosion for you? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6346 I wonder if they’ve found any of those missing ballots? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6347 I hate it when you lose intellectual property. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6348 What are they doing?" "I'd assume looking for our microchips. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6349 Somewhere their inheritance is in a coffee can. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6350 Very Low Fun 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6351 When I said there was gold in this couch, I meant it figuratively, Susan. #facepalm 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6352 Must be those quarters I have in my pocket.. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6353 Finding good heavy metal bands isn't what it used to be. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6354 Where did you put the remote? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6355 They obviously didn't read the poem. The gold mines are in the backyard. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6356 I remember when spare change was only in the couch. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6357 Don't worry, it'll turn up someday. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6358 Well, I think they could be either vacuuming while they listen to music or searching for metal. What's your guess? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6359 But if we move to Texas I will need to find my chastity belt! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6360 Go ahead, explain your position on the Texas abortion law. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6361 They said this would be a magnetizing event. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6362 I'm too Italian to be Italian American 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6363 How come everyone but us knows that we are the treasure? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6364 Hey, the gossip was true. They spotted a Talibani 5 miles from here. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6365 Where is the love? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6366 I only texted one person that you were red hot. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6367 Just how much are we paying these guys to find your lucky penny? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6368 I see the Oak Island treasure hunt has expanded its range. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
6369 Congratulations, your buddies managed the difficult task of finding my earrings. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6370 Did you forget to put the coins away again? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6371 The remote? Cell phone? Ear bud? What'd you loose? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6372 My mistake was posting on Twitter that if anybody could find my Bitcoin, I’d split it with ‘em. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6373 What moving company did you call again? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6374 I know for a fact Jim is actually listening to a podcast. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6375 You misunderstood. I said: You need help searching for some mettle." 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6376 Your gold ear stud can stay lost for all I care. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6377 Well if we don’t create anything of value, the Boomers won’t have anything to scavenge. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6378 I told you we should not have said we were born in Roswell, New Mexico! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6379 So, all your friends listen to metal? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6380 I don’t think you should sublet this apartment. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6381 They'll never guess there are coins in the couch. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6382 Who told you kidney stones were magnetic? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6383 So....which one of these do you believe is the best? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6384 Don't you think you're overdoing it. Imagine hiring 5 people just to search for a penny you dropped!!!! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6385 I call them the “Carpet And Rug Troop Double-O Network”. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6386 You are over reacting again. I told you I put your car keys on your desk." Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton, F 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6387 I never thought carpet that looked like grass would confuse the HOA! 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
6388 Bitcoin is a flash in the pan. I much prefer the carpet-currency markets. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6389 I’ll bet they can find that penny you lost! Robert E. Mayer 34094 N. Bluestem Road Round Lake, IL 60073 847-309-2957 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6390 I get it! Your apartment is more "precious" than mine. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6391 Let’s move to Riis Park, you said. It’ll be relaxing, you said. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6392 My grandpa said come over to listen to a band of Octogenarians play heavy metal. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6393 Cypto has gone full circle. They’re mining for pennies now. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6394 I promise I’ll never wear socks and sandals again. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
6395 Now I ain’t sayin she’s a gold digger 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6396 r/metaldetectors? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
6397 They are looking for nuggets of truth. contest 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6398 Looks like the new trend is Underground music 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6399 A couch on the beach was a mistake… I admit it. Sorry for asking you to carry it all that way. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6400 You're right, Chris-- the sofa is much better in this spot. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6401 Outsized quiddity pro quo: the fun is in the zeros no thanks to Eros. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6402 Do you think it is the metal springs in our couch or are we sitting on a pot of gold? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6403 I thought this would be a good way to keep my roommates from hearing our conversation, and maybe pick up some spare change on the side. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6404 They’re actually looking for clean water. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6405 Bob are you sure this is the same Robinhood group that Tommy was talking about at Sunday dinner? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6406 You’re paying them search for my virginity? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6407 What percentage will they get for whatever's under the cushions? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6408 Heavy metal aficionados, I presume? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6409 I said: "It has a ring to it." 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6410 How big was that bone really? You know we ordered KFC yesterday, remember?! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6411 They are looking for 2020. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6412 It's annoying for sure, but Oak Island is my home. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6413 I'm sorry, but any radiance you have is undetectable. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6414 My friends suggested an immersive experience escape room would be an awkward first date, but I disagreed. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6415 Your PTSD is really bothering you, isn't it" 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6416 I thought you said your friends liked 'Metallica.' 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6417 I needed to have the apartment de-bugged. My ex is a specialist in remote surveillance techniques, plus his nacho crumbs attracted a gazillion roaches. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6418 Just because I feel safe with you right now doesn't mean I'm ready for something long-term. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6419 As long as we don’t move, they can’t find the treasury under the sofa. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6420 This is not what I meant by redecorating beachy. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6421 You boys haven't found a ring around here by any chance, have you? Yeah, me neither... 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6422 This reminds me- we haven’t vacuumed all week. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6423 Don’t these guys know the goldmine is always behind the sofa cushions…? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6424 No, your soul is not made of metal. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
6425 Still can’t find the remote control? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
6426 So you think we should lay odds on the fact that five right-handed guys using metal detectors around the sofa is a sign of the breakdown of societal norms. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
6427 I still think an AirBnB it's a better profit making leasing option. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
6428 They're looking for your Heavy Metal discs. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6429 It’s the realtor’s fault for not telling us this is wear they buried all those copies of E.T. for the Atari. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6430 How many nails have they found? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6431 It is so beautiful, even if it is so small. When they find the ring... yes, I will marry you! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6432 Yeah, if Fauci was a candidate in a blue state, this would put him over the top. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6433 I told them we only listen to folk and jazz, but they insisted they look for themselves. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6434 They are looking for loose screws that may have fallen off 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6435 You really believe the Knights Templar Treasure was buried here? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6436 This Oak Island stuff has gotten out of hand. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6437 You weren’t kidding when you said you only listen to metal at home. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6438 I have never been so underdressed at a party 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6439 I told you those tin hats wouldn’t deter the the conspiritualists 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6440 I don’t know what all the fuzz is about. Whatever they find is still going to the 1%. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6441 They're looking for a rare coin lost in the shag carpet. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6442 You told me you had gotten rid of those Metallica records. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6443 They still haven’t found that sock. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6444 Are you listening to heavy metal? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6445 Honey, I'm happy to agree to an equitable division of our assets in the pre-nup...but we need to find them first. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6446 Should we tell them that the change is under the cushion? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6447 You're the one who lost the engagement ring, so shut your pie hole and talk smack woman. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6448 Do they know trailers are mostly metal? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6449 Do you think they can detect our marital tension? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6450 Quit losing coins in the seat cushions so we can be alone 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6451 You want your fan base to think of you as charismatic, not magnetic. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6452 Hey boss, I think we can call off Mr. West and Mr. Foxx, she likes you for you. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6453 Okay, there’s 5 of them, do you suppose they’re searching for the long lost metal Basketball? . 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6454 How does one not know that the coins are always under the couch cushions? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6455 Well, you don't understand space. Do you? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6456 It’s a Clout Finder 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6457 Did you got some stone implanted on your body 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6458 I wish they'd find the Oak Island Treasure already. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6459 I told you the minefield was a bad idea. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6460 Brad, this isn’t the kind of change our therapist was looking for. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
6461 When they start shedding the 5G microchips. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6462 No, the couch did not “eat the remote” hun. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
6463 Ghosts of history. Their dig trench collapsed. But still they search. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
6464 Not what I had in mind when you invited me to go see some old school “Metal Heads” 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6465 It’s actually just as lucrative as mining for cryptocurrency. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
6466 ‘ You said you’ll propose but lost the ring. We shall find that ring.’ 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6467 I don't understand how all of you lost your wedding bands in our shag carpet 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6468 See, I told you this apartment is worth it’s weight in gold! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6469 Have you tried looking under the cushion for the remote?m 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6470 When I said that there was lost change I meant for you to lift the cushions. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6471 Bad cell reception. I said you had a bombastic personality. Immediately with the radioactive isotope seat h! . 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6472 It's that new virtual game app - PocMineBeachDetectorCraft. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6473 I can’t decide whether this makes me feel less safe or more safe. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6474 I know you think technology is the answer to everything, but what I saw was just a simple mouse!! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6475 They're sweeping so I don't have to wear a mask. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6476 Man, this is really metal. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6477 All of my friends are Bitcoin miners. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6478 Did you hide our Metallica and Led Zeppelin albums...? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6479 Don't look at your phone. We're on 'Test For Mettle'. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6480 I don't think they could track the virus this way." "Honey, mask up! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6481 I cant believe they play metal at the silent disco 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6482 Girl: honey! Don't you feel we should get one of those too? Guy: mark the location wen it beeps honey ! Will be right back.... Girl: We gonna get richhhhhhh. Guy: and I'm gonna get back my keys 😂 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6483 Well I guess the gold rush has come back home 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6484 So when you said there will be some commotion because your downstairs neighbor is a rapper..." "You have to admit, his flow is gold. 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6485 Should I tell them that lost bitcoins won’t ping their detectors? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6486 Long as we stay right here, our change is safe. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6487 Perhaps they should look out in the garden for my engagement ring. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6488 Advertisers…stop clicking on stuff babe! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6489 Seems easier to find gold in our livingroom than something to watch tonight… 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6490 Pokemon merged with Bitcoin and they definitely still don't get it 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6491 Love is a powerful force. It radiates 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
6492 Initially you said you had iron will , Now you say you lost it… 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6493 They're apparently are expecting to find loose change. Don't give them the satisfaction of standing up. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6494 I dropped two nickels on the ground last June. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
6495 So when will the Cyber Ninja folks finish their Arizona vote audit ? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6496 I've never seen so many Roombas on leashes. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6497 Lookin' for bling in all the wrong places. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6498 NOBODY LIKES YOU..." 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
6499 We can't talk here. Heard we have been tapped! We might need to migrate to Telegram... 😂 1.1026 0.07156 39 37 0 2
6500 digging for gold 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6501 It looks like living together is a hot-button subject for you." 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6502 First Date - My friend said you were a Gold Digger but....? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6503 Are you sure the quote was 'there's gold in them thar floors?"" 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6504 I certainly hope they can find the ring you gave me. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6505 I think these guys are looking for crypto coins? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6506 Man, commodities are so 1970s, haven’t they heard of crypto? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6507 I’m sure I just heard one of them say, “these new fraudulent ballot detectors are supposed to work GREAT.” 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6508 Crossing your arms won’t stop dad and his Saturday crew from find out out you have your nipples pierced, Sally. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6509 Oh, by the way, I lost my ring. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6510 Long haul COVID-19 relationship mettle detectors. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6511 . Searching for a better future 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6512 Trying to find the last metal heads in NYC 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6513 Feels good that I no longer have to keep looking for content now. 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
6514 If they can't find the remote it's really lost. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6515 Not sure what these guys are all hot and bothered about?!? Guys… they’re just freaking nails! 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
6516 Don’t worry, one of them will find your car keys. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6517 ‘Sometimes I feel like I’m throwing big opportunities away just sitting here…’ ‘I see.’ 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6518 Please stop saying ‘mental detectors.’ 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6519 The diamond must be very small. they can't seem to find anything. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6520 Go-Fund-Me finally banned pleas for antivaxer medical and funeral bills, so Tucker suggested people look for other ways to donate. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6521 Wouldn't it be easier and cheaper just to buy new contact lenses? We still have to feed these guys. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6522 So, all your friends decided to become loose change finders? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6523 1) Don't ya think we should look under the sofa cushions first? 2) Can these gizmos still detect a cupronickle alloy quarter? 3) Too bad those aren't Dyson vacuum Cleaners. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6524 In a sarcastic post on r/wallstreetbets, I said that Bitcoin was made out of metal and could be found in our living room. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6525 I thought you meant your friends liked heavy metal music. 1.1000 0.06980 40 38 0 2
6526 Wouldn’t it be simpler to look in thé sofa cushions? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6527 I told them there was Bitcoin buried in the living room. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6528 Did you under the couch cushions? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6529 Call me a Luddite, but obviously the change is buried in the couch. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6530 Is this a sign that the economy is doing good or is doing bad? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6531 Baby 24 hours and they can’t find PEACE 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6532 Data Detected 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6533 Another new iPhone? I can’t keep up. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6534 Maybe we shouldn’t have went to Jared. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6535 Are you sure you dropped that quarter? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6536 You get photographed wearing a Cannibal Corpse shirt, and all of the sudden everyone wants to know if you’re really a metalhead. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6537 I have noticed the water tasting funny lately. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6538 Are you sure you didn’t drop it on the beach? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6539 These are my former boyfriends. I let the search for what they lost 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6540 Good thing we already checked the sofa cushions. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6541 This couple claimed to have a very good reason not to be vaxxed...but it was proving very hard to find 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6542 I think when you asked if I wanted to see your band the metal detectors, I was misled. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6543 And you still can’t be bothered to just get another copy of your keys? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6544 They detect precious metal, so my ring will be easy to find. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6545 Maybe we should look between the cushions when they're gone. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6546 Should I tell them? My lost private key is just a QR code. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6547 I thought you were kidding when you said, "You work over a lot of people." 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
6548 Should we tell them it’s just a heart? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6549 And don't you ever lose your ring again. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6550 The remote will turn up soon. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6551 My psychic told me to trust the process. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6552 No. A deep clean won’t protect you from Covid. Get vaccinated already. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6553 I meant find some m-e-t-t-l-e, not m-e-t-a-l! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6554 They are specially adapted to detect legos. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6555 Of what mettle are you made of Harry? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6556 Don't worry, I emptied the sofa of lost coins just last week. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6557 Should we tell them there’s no silver lining to this day? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6558 ‘I’m guessing, you haven’t looked under the cushions for that 1930 Australian penny.’ 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6559 Stay cool. The heavy metal is in our hearts. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6560 I have to make sure you are a viable prospect. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6561 That’s what you turn on find my phone 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6562 I didn't know that Heavy Metal was so attractive. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6563 They're here to help find that ring you may have lost in the carpet. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6564 You are taking this waaaay to seriously. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6565 Looks like copper is worth more than 1 cents! 1.0962 0.05668 52 49 1 2
6566 Kraftwerk’s Road Runner Album. Beep. Beep. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6567 it's hectic 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6568 After two hours Jeanette started to doubt that Gerald really had purchased the gold necklace she hinted at for their anniversary. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6569 Just keep a poker face and don’t let them stick those things down the cracks between the seat cushions! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6570 I don't own a remote! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6571 Moving to Sutton Hoo was a bad idea. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6572 - my husband’s new pressure washer has a metal detector attachment 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6573 Isn't this too much for a lost ring? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6574 It’s all under the couch cushions this year. . 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6575 Not another heavy metal silent disco, that’s the third time this week 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6576 Referencing the 'Law of Attraction' Millicent told Frank that maybe they should break up. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6577 ....they are mine - ding our business 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6578 “So you like Zeppelin too?” 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6579 Oh darling, they think we are a treasure. It's as if we're a magnetic vortex . . . Put down your phone! Are you listening? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6580 Little do they know I keep all my change under the cushions. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6581 So you think it's normal not to have headphones in public...it's like you don't know me at all... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6582 Yes,it might be a bit much but they were my favorite ear rings 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6583 I think there's a better way to get rid of bugs. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6584 Shall we go somewhere with less metal? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6585 I think we’ll find your quarter under the cushion. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6586 You agreed we should see other people -- and you forget your keys all of the time too 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6587 We let things to find us 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6588 Silence is golden. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6589 I’ve hired this team of interns to search for my AirPods I lost last week. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6590 Think maybe it's time to vacuum yet? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6591 Hope they don’t look under the cushions ! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6592 Why do you want your office keys anyway? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6593 These anti-vaxxers just won't let up! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6594 I thought you said a quiet getaway on Oak Island 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6595 So, remember when we had ants after that picnic? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6596 I’ll bet now your glad we binged watched Jane Austin instead of Detectorists. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6597 You will never find your keys. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6598 No, they're actually just robot vacuums on sticks. They think they're looking for my ring. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6599 ‘ critics thought my new play would bomb’ 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6600 I googled 'metal'. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6601 Did you really tell them we were sitting on a gold mine? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6602 The free trial of the cleaning services includes mines... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6603 Let's see if they can help find that wedding ring? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6604 ‘So this Groupon says it’s for 50% off the Sands of Time, Fifth-dimensional Future Wedding Band Finding Service—a probabilistic first date experience. Surprise! You want to go dutch on the rest?’ 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6605 Today's society and its search for change. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6606 MAYBE THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO LISTEN TO METAL . . . ? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6607 It might be time to get Venmo. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6608 I actually don’t let the Wooks in here, but as soon as the Phish stream begins they just appear and start searching for groundscores. #couchtour #wooks 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6609 I thought you downloaded the Phone Tracker app? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6610 Wait -- I thought you said "please tell me your ring isn't under discussion." 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
6611 When do you think they'll realize you're NOT Iron Man? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6612 I told you we should the gotten the airtag 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6613 Do you find me of any value? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6614 So, "blue steel" is, like, for real? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6615 I wish these guys would quit metaling around our house. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6616 Are we gonna spend all night searching for something? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6617 I'm skeptical of dating profiles that claim no emotional baggage. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6618 I told you they were coming towards us. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6619 When I said, “Find the remote..” 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6620 This ain't Stanley Steemer. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6621 Watching ‘Gold Rush’ in 5G is so realistic. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6622 Are you sure you looked behind the seat of the couch? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6623 Sorry but I need to know if you have metallic dysfunction. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6624 Did lose the gold ring I gave you? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6625 When they find the ring, will you marry me? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6626 This is why I didn’t want the building to convert to Roman numerals. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6627 Since we moved to Manhattan, maybe you could cut down on the kinzodophobia flooding therapy. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6628 This new underground metal scene is weird 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6629 If you really think the vaccine made you magnetic, we have to sweep the house periodically. You don’t want a thumb tack in the eye again do you? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6630 When I had Covid detectors installed last week, this is not what I had in mind. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6631 Don’t worry babe. They’ll find your AirPods. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6632 Oh, what a trendy advert for this sofa, it seems very promising, I think we should definitly buy this one" 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6633 wouldn’t it be cheaper to just buy a new set of ear pods? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6634 I told you that the carpet was too thick. I lost my keys last week and I haven't found them. I had to call in the experts. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6635 Which way did It go 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6636 Everyone’s so distracted by technology these days. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6637 I visited my subconscious and all I got was this lousy tshirt 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
6638 Have you looked under the couch pillow? 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
6639 We should have replaced this shag carpet years ago. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
6640 But after we mine...do we then switch to carpet? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6641 Maybe if we tried demagnetizing the floor AND burning incense for Osiris. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6642 The metal plate in my brain is freeking out right now! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6643 If you hadn't taken off your ring in the first place this wouldn't be necessary. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6644 Suzi threw her engagement ring at Joe last night. Don't tell them but I saw it stuck in the bottom of someone's shoe! 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
6645 Now do you believe me when I tell you that there is something very undermining about you? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6646 This is how we are going find extra money? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6647 Do you think they are looking for your Heavy Metal album? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6648 It’s been like this since I found $1.65 under the cushions last week. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6649 I’m sensing why the real estate agent wanted to rush this deal through so quickly. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
6650 Before coining “serendipitous income,” it sorta has to be a thing first. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
6651 Babe. When you said we were going to a metal show, this isn’t what I thought you meant. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6652 I thought you said there were no drawbacks to having a magnetic personality. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
6653 Seems like you've found what you're looking for? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
6654 I think it's time to replace the carpet 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6655 « They say we need to find my inner wealth » 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6656 Nope, no pulse! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6657 I asked them to search for interest... 1.0870 0.06080 46 44 0 2
6658 Not to worry. Just looking for the code to recall the H-bomb attack launch. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6659 I think they take” the Golden State” too seriously! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6660 Has anyone found any chemistry? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6661 Seeking signs of life 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6662 I know we usually go to the silent rave on Saturdays, but I thought we could mix it up this week 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6663 Maybe investing in Bitcoin was not such a great idea. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6664 Well, look at it this way: they're still cheaper than hiring a guitarist and bassist. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
6665 By working two jobs from home, I've been able to outsource my retirement. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
6666 'It's either deep cleaning or some and of new Covid test." 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6667 They're so stupid, it's obvious, it's in the couch 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6668 So how many coins DO you have in your pockets? 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6669 It must've got out that you shit golden turds. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6670 Maybe it's time we turn Paul in" -Mrs. Flore 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6671 I hired a team of professionals to find the remote 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6672 I'm thinking maybe we should just cuff the remote control to your wrist. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6673 I know I told you to find the remote, but this is a bit ridiculous. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6674 The agent did say we were sitting on a goldmine here… 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6675 I offered them 50% of everything they find in and around the couch. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6676 Sit right here and we’ll have it all to ourselves. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6677 So much for the coin-operated pay-per-view! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
6678 This crypto thing is totally out of control 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6679 A magnetic relationship for certain. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6680 Soooo . . . Mr. Gadget, why didn't we start with looking under the cushions?! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
6681 I'm feeling a bit guilty about starting that "lost Bitcoin" rumor. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6682 All this to find a lost TV remote? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6683 Did you loose some coins? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6684 Well, babe. I guess I'm not the only one looking for a diamond ring. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
6685 Hey girl, is your pop's name Osama Bin Laden? Cause you're a Bomb! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6686 I still love the beachfront property, but we need to call an exterminator. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6687 ‘ Is this going to be a lifetime routine honey? ‘ 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6688 I wonder how many bobby pins they’ve found so far. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
6689 Josh, in all seriousness, do you ever feel like when you sit on this couch that some force of the Universe is telling you the couch is unhappy, and it wants to be moved far away from here? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6690 They heard that you mined bitcoin! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6691 When did they make a Pokémon Go that improves your productivity? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6692 @newyorkermag @drewdernavich :''Honey, Minesweeper was a hit game'' 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6693 No matter what they did, no ever found their chemistry. Ever. Again.” 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6694 We're shooting a pilot for a new Reality TV show. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6695 I am starting to think your lost your ring at the beach. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6696 Where was the last place you saw your keys? 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
6697 Bulldozer Mom strikes again. I said we needed a hobby last week. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6698 If you hadn't forgotten the code to our bitcoin account we wouldn't have to be doing this. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6699 i paid for these men to do this to make a point about how small your penis is, it wasnt worth the money but i feel like you get the point so i am gonna go i hope you have a good life please tell your mom her cupcakes tasted like piss 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6700 Not only are my filling becoming loose, but also …. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6701 I said we needed one. How about now? 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6702 These virtual metal concerts are truly groundbreaking 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6703 Ohhh I thought you said metal “erection”! 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6704 I already told you I don’t have the remote. Is this really necessary? 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6705 I’m not sure you’re clear on what “gold digger” means 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6706 Should we tell them that the money to buy a clue is on top of the dresser? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6707 You're sure he had a We Are Q shirt on . . but why would he sell it to you? . .. An actual micro tracker would blow the thing sky high . . . 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6708 don’t you worry, I hid the bitcoins in the basement. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6709 Did ya' take all the the metal offa' momma? 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
6710 Let's see if you're really sitting on a fortune. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6711 Silent disco and Mining for crypto coins in your living room. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
6712 Honey are you still in the basement?" Ward, I knew we should have told her to stick with soft rock instead of heavy metal 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6713 I sought help from a local mega detecting club.. I am tired of looking for your keys honey.. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6714 apparently they are looking for my will to go back to the workplace 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6715 You did looked under the cushions? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6716 Why do I suspect you’ve had a few marriage proposals refused? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6717 When we put up the flyer that we lost our most valuable gem, finders keepers, I think we should have said Gem is a dog. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6718 Well, this is the part about my “hidden treasures” & I kid you not 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
6719 I'm pretty sure it is just under the cushion. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6720 I have to admit, when you suggested ice fishing, I was skeptical -- but this is actually quite fun. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6721 You did look under the couch cushions…..right ? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6722 ...and you didn’t believe me when I predicted the gender pay gap would widen as we continue to work from home” @drewdernavic 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6723 You know, the Sniffer Dog would have been more friendly.” 😜✌ 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6724 The man you see on the outside,may not be a man on the inside,stay woke 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
6725 Can you join them so I can watch Desperate Housewives? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6726 I told you the tide was going out. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6727 If they can’t find the remote, I guess we’ll just watch “the price is right” forever 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6728 Looking for normal human connection 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6729 It's bad enough you lost your wedding ring, I don't know why you had to post about it online. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6730 I'm checking your magnetic personality story. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6731 No — your wedding ring won’t just turn up. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6732 Who did you tell about your losing the remote? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6733 Lady "who are these people..." Gent "oh this is the societal expectation marriage detection team" 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6734 They say they’re searching for the bright side 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6735 I told you they wouldn’t find anything! 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6736 I dropped the part of me that cares about anything anymore and it turns out that caring about something is valuable. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6737 The peanut shell floor brings incredible traffic to this jewelry store. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6738 Oh don't mind them, its just secret service under cover. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6739 Declare we've found gold in the apartment," you said. "It'll help the resale value," you said... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6740 Am I detecting some discomfort in our relationship? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6741 New way to feel Bass. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6742 Wouldn't it be easier just to walk over to the TV and turn it on? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6743 Shall we join them?” “Silly them! Hey, is your credit card with you? We need to buy that long stick first. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6744 Now I wish we’d never told anyone, much less a reporter about the gold coin we found under the carpet. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6745 Why don’t you just replace the remote? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6746 So, when did you start listening to Heavy Metal? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6747 Should we tell them about the couch change? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6748 Don’t mind them. They are a company that is a combination of Kick Starter and the ancient alt groups … “Leave No Lost Keys Behind,” I think is the their name. Should only be a few minutes. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6749 They’re here for the loose change 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6750 Has your golden tooth fallen off? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
6751 We will be there. That’s one of the consequences of Covid-19. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6752 Well, we’ve finally hit rock bottom on our quarantine list 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
6753 I hope these guys find your inner feelings, John, I really do, but until then, I'm going to have to insist on handling the remote! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6754 I think they’re searching for free copy. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6755 You really need to call these guys over every time you lose your keys? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6756 You’re still not getting my Bitcoin. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6757 They're waiting for access to the sofa cushions. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6758 Let's just hope they don't find anything 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6759 We'll find the remote, I promise. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6760 Oh, NOW I remember!... When I got that call, I wasn't thinking and I just dropped my keys on the kitchen counter. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6761 I hope you don't mind the interruption but I have misplaced some of my bitcoin. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
6762 Are you going to do this every time I sneeze? The vaccine isn't magnetic, just the microchip. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6763 I think your dad’s friends did understand when you told them you mined Bytcoin from our house 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6764 ‘Heavy Metal mosh pit, huh?’ 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6765 I guess word got out that our couch was a treasure trove. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6766 The loose change from my make out sessions pays them and there’s plenty left over for my tuition. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6767 I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like he said. Where are my gold records? 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
6768 Exactly how does this prove that Roomba metal detectors should exist? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6769 Quick, keep looking! That wedding ring must be hiding there somewhere 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6770 They are bothering us since they want to check under the cushions 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6771 I’m glad we decided to get the monthly remote location service rather than the monthly cleaning services. It’s really been a lifesaver. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6772 Wouldn't it be cheaper to buy another stud earring 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
6773 The coin you swallowed two years ago apparently has not passed. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6774 I had told my dad that you are very wealthy and overloaded with bitcoins 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6775 They're looking for any Bitcoins that might have fallen out of your pockets while you were napping. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6776 Something, something, something, Bitcoin. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6777 While they are looking for what could make them happy in the future, they are no longer aware of the present and the environment. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6778 What part of "looking for a ring" don't you get? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6779 Well, it was nice knowing you," the android said to the other, knowing this was their final moment together before the war tore them apart, too 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6780 Don't worry, they can't pick up the Nickelback hidden in your anus. 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
6781 Metal detecting is the new podcasting. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6782 I never thought my personality would bring on this kind of attention! 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6783 So tell me again - why is the ring in the safe deposit box? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6784 The ad says you lost your coin collection and the reward is WHAT? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6785 They showed their true mettle once they found your ring. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6786 After the gold rush. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6787 I thought the outside world was a simulation! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6788 Don't freak out. I'm pretty sure that most of them are mannequins, though one did shit his pants last week. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6789 These guys are serious gamers. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6790 IT’s been a major toll on our social skills, you know? 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6791 They are very rude, at least they could ask us to raise our feet. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6792 Not to worry...they are just the Governor's fetal heart beat Monitors. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6793 Damn, we are really not metal anymore? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6794 @smokysix just ignore them, they’re just looking for a will to live 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
6795 My mom sent them: what time is your first class? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6796 What we have... is rich 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6797 So turns out the Craigslist ad said ‘heavy metals fan club’. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
6798 I understand we need to do laundry, but this is getting ridiculous 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
6799 So, you think you last saw the remote Thursday during the NBA finals. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6800 I’m going to decorate your cake with edible silver frosting. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6801 The new guy in 4F is a suspected Arms Dealer 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6802 I get Seamless, but relying on the gig economy to find your keys is a little much. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6803 Is this about youranium or iranium? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6804 The Death awakens my consiousness 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6805 They said they were looking for covid! 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6806 I heard this was the best way to recover a Bitcoin password. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6807 I'm so glad love isn't a battlefield. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6808 Okay Mister, "This expense is nothing compared to what I paid for that smartwatch." Just how much DID you take out of our savings? 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
6809 I hired them to look for the key to your heart. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6810 That ring is bound to show up. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6811 If they don’t find that diamond ring you say you dropped in the carpet this room, it’s all over! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
6812 we're no romeo and juliet but these violent delights do have violent ends 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6813 You shouldn't have told them there was buried bitcoin. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6814 We hear you've been listening to heavy metal... 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6815 I told you we shouldn't have put all that gold under our floors and then told all those people they could come and get the gold that we put under our floors. 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
6816 You said you wanted to watch the Sound of Metal… 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6817 we should never have moved to oak island. this house is a money pit. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6818 Come to baby, Bitcoin. We're in the metal... we're in the metal... 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6819 They are looking for mines - If they find one it's Mine! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6820 I already checked in the cushions, so I thought... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6821 You said you had a copy of GTA 5? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6822 Let me get this straight - you converted your entire family fortune to Civil War era coins and hid them in this couch? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6823 Again, what's our cut of the treasure? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6824 Do you think they’ve mined any Bitcoins yet? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6825 Sooner or later they'll find who farted 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6826 They are looking for a cure for Covid 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
6827 Gunna tell my kids this was how you used to change the channel. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
6828 Suggest they go to the refrigerator and check the fish filets. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6829 Wait, what did you think I meant by a “metal club”? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6830 The typo “Sofa beach!” changed the direction of the screenplay considerably 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6831 You say you can’t find your ring. Hmm. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6832 How much are you paying them to find your keys? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6833 I think they’re onto us. We do have the last couch coins known to man? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6834 I think it wasn't a good idea to hide your Sonic Youth cassette tapes under our living room, babe 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6835 I think they miss understood me when I airdropped my hotspot so we could start minting NFTs “Non-fungible tokens instead of Not Found Treasure” 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6836 did you look under the cushions before you called for help ? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6837 I've been fracking the hell out of this apartment beginning in late January 2017. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6838 I know you were excited to find change under the couch cushions, but I’m not sure a more extensive search will prove cost effective. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6839 They said real treasure was the frenemies they made along the way. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6840 I'm getting strong vibes from you. Or maybe you have a hole in your pocket.... 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6841 I feel like I'm alone, but I prefer hiphop to metal. 1.0417 0.04167 48 47 0 1
6842 What if we don't soon find a world to escape into? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
6843 Nothing detected so nothing (metal) is present 1.0400 0.04000 50 49 0 1
6844 Goggles?! We don't need no stinking virtual reality goggles!! 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6845 Relax. President Biden is just looking for revenue raisers. At least he didn’t start with the couch cushions. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6846 How much did you say you found in the back of the couch yesterday? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6847 I hope they don't realize that we have hidden everything under the couch. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6848 Good to meet you. Where do you hale from? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6849 After a night on the couch, we'll share the loose change my team finds. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
6850 I decided to crowdsource looking for your wedding ring. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
6851 Do you want to have explosive sex? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6852 They are still searching for Harvey W. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6853 Just like watching the detectorists – don't get cute. 1.0250 0.04367 40 38 2 0
6854 They're looking for our lost salaries. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6855 I didn’t want to deal with AirBnB, so I rented out to Beach Combers Treasure Hunters instead. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
6856 so this is what you have me dealing with, all for the stolen laptops? seriously mark" (mark: they won't know, they're too busy listening to that new J cole album something with the offseason... 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6857 When did you stop listening to Heavy Metal? 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
6858 If you had gotten me a bigger ring and not insisted on retro shag carpeting, this would be necessary. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
6859 Tell them we're just IPO millionaires -- only IPO billionaires' *couches* can lose change! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
6860 So what kind of music are you into?” “Oh you know… Slayer, Pantera, Megadeath” 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0