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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-09-12T20:04:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-09-26T20:06:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-09-20T20:05:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | September 27, 2021 |
Number of captions | 6861 |
Number of responses | 616562 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Three more dollars and we can order a pizza. | 1.8530 | 0.01670 | 2190 | 853 | 806 | 531 |
1 | When you told me your ex wanted every last dime, I had no idea she would take it this far. | 1.8253 | 0.01402 | 3268 | 1385 | 1069 | 814 |
2 | This is not what I meant when I said I was looking for change. | 1.8112 | 0.01491 | 2775 | 1167 | 965 | 643 |
3 | Just admit you never bought a ring. | 1.8024 | 0.01562 | 2677 | 1191 | 824 | 662 |
4 | I guess I'm not the only one who thinks you're hiding something. | 1.7953 | 0.01751 | 1881 | 774 | 718 | 389 |
5 | Why don’t you just admit you never bought me a ring. | 1.7953 | 0.01676 | 2252 | 990 | 733 | 529 |
6 | They're still looking for votes. | 1.7925 | 0.01575 | 2757 | 1288 | 753 | 716 |
7 | Just admit that you never actually bought me a ring. | 1.7861 | 0.02097 | 1426 | 632 | 467 | 327 |
8 | Now I think about it, my keys might actually be in my bag. | 1.7859 | 0.01401 | 3008 | 1278 | 1096 | 634 |
9 | They're searching for the Republican's moral compass. No luck so far. | 1.7850 | 0.01727 | 2353 | 1133 | 593 | 627 |
10 | You see them too, right? | 1.7835 | 0.01625 | 2370 | 1053 | 777 | 540 |
11 | You know there's a "find my phone" app, right? | 1.7812 | 0.01518 | 2500 | 1053 | 941 | 506 |
12 | Just how lucky is that penny? | 1.7806 | 0.01763 | 1878 | 799 | 692 | 387 |
13 | You know the remote is plastic, right? | 1.7770 | 0.01873 | 1780 | 798 | 581 | 401 |
14 | Throw some of your loose change out the front door. Otherwise,they will never go away. | 1.7703 | 0.01836 | 1811 | 808 | 611 | 392 |
15 | Dating is such a minefield. | 1.7690 | 0.01285 | 3978 | 1872 | 1153 | 953 |
16 | If they find the keys, will you even remember where you parked? | 1.7672 | 0.01760 | 1933 | 856 | 671 | 406 |
17 | I’ll bet they can’t even detect irony. | 1.7617 | 0.01586 | 2572 | 1211 | 763 | 598 |
18 | This is not what I expected when you said your friends were into metal. | 1.7580 | 0.01642 | 2289 | 1050 | 743 | 496 |
19 | There never was an engagement ring, was there? | 1.7555 | 0.03305 | 593 | 282 | 174 | 137 |
20 | Honey, the remote is in your hand. | 1.7461 | 0.01836 | 1796 | 829 | 594 | 373 |
21 | Not sure your Dad and his friends quite grasp the whole Bitcoin thing. | 1.7461 | 0.01856 | 1843 | 878 | 555 | 410 |
22 | O.K., you win. I pawned it. | 1.7412 | 0.01774 | 1897 | 875 | 638 | 384 |
23 | I just wish they were vacuums. | 1.7335 | 0.01883 | 1625 | 742 | 574 | 309 |
24 | This new service is a little pricy, but they always find my keys. | 1.7331 | 0.01834 | 1705 | 777 | 606 | 322 |
25 | Did you consider just looking under the cushions first? | 1.7318 | 0.01837 | 1596 | 701 | 622 | 273 |
26 | When you said you were going to look for an engagement ring, I thought you meant at a jewelry store. | 1.7197 | 0.01983 | 1459 | 680 | 508 | 271 |
27 | Isn’t it cheaper just to buy a new remote? | 1.7195 | 0.02010 | 1433 | 672 | 491 | 270 |
28 | When the Yogi said to “seek change,” I don’t think this is what he meant. | 1.7191 | 0.02042 | 1449 | 698 | 460 | 291 |
29 | Don't worry about it, I wasn't going to say 'yes' anyway. | 1.7170 | 0.02232 | 1304 | 660 | 353 | 291 |
30 | You looked under the cushions, right ? | 1.7139 | 0.01895 | 1510 | 687 | 568 | 255 |
31 | If you’d bought me a bigger engagement ring, we could have found it on our own. | 1.7131 | 0.02073 | 1356 | 645 | 455 | 256 |
32 | When I said I was looking for change I meant we should go to marriage counseling. | 1.7059 | 0.02243 | 1173 | 569 | 380 | 224 |
33 | I can't wait for the beaches to reopen | 1.7019 | 0.02398 | 1040 | 512 | 326 | 202 |
34 | You do know Bitcoin is virtual. | 1.6952 | 0.02350 | 1050 | 513 | 344 | 193 |
35 | Someone finally invented a vacuum cleaner that looks cool enough for guys to use. | 1.6934 | 0.02456 | 998 | 500 | 304 | 194 |
36 | If they don't find it is your proposal still valid? | 1.6878 | 0.02347 | 980 | 465 | 356 | 159 |
37 | Maybe you should just buy a new remote. | 1.6872 | 0.02452 | 924 | 446 | 321 | 157 |
38 | Next time maybe don't mention a reward. | 1.6859 | 0.02317 | 1022 | 491 | 361 | 170 |
39 | I think Alexa heard me say “have you seen my keys?” | 1.6859 | 0.02428 | 901 | 425 | 334 | 142 |
40 | shhhhhh, I'm sitting on it. | 1.6844 | 0.02426 | 979 | 485 | 318 | 176 |
41 | Two years of this is enough. Just admit it: you didn't lose the ring, you never bought me one. | 1.6829 | 0.02534 | 943 | 482 | 278 | 183 |
42 | You're lucky those aren't lie detectors. | 1.6820 | 0.03047 | 673 | 351 | 185 | 137 |
43 | Sometimes, you have to be the change you want. | 1.6767 | 0.02886 | 832 | 466 | 169 | 197 |
44 | Sometimes I feel like we're looking for different things. | 1.6746 | 0.02687 | 796 | 400 | 255 | 141 |
45 | Not exactly how I imagined it - but if they find it…’yes’. | 1.6746 | 0.02682 | 802 | 404 | 255 | 143 |
46 | I think you might be confused about the term "bitcoin mining." | 1.6743 | 0.02747 | 789 | 405 | 236 | 148 |
47 | It feels like it would have been easier to just buy a new remote. | 1.6735 | 0.02672 | 827 | 423 | 251 | 153 |
48 | If they can't find your wedding ring, maybe they can find you a place to sleep. | 1.6671 | 0.02928 | 718 | 380 | 197 | 141 |
49 | Just buy another remote. | 1.6658 | 0.02733 | 784 | 404 | 238 | 142 |
50 | Can’t you just admit you never bought me a ring? | 1.6612 | 0.02874 | 732 | 387 | 206 | 139 |
51 | No, I said you've lost your mettle. | 1.6589 | 0.02817 | 683 | 341 | 234 | 108 |
52 | See, they can’t find the remote either. | 1.6579 | 0.02831 | 719 | 372 | 221 | 126 |
53 | When you said your friends were into metal, I thought you meant something else. | 1.6575 | 0.02922 | 657 | 335 | 212 | 110 |
54 | Seriously Daryll, it was just a quarter. | 1.6542 | 0.02906 | 697 | 367 | 204 | 126 |
55 | I’m beginning to think that there are too many retired guys in our apartment building. | 1.6536 | 0.02863 | 661 | 333 | 224 | 104 |
56 | It's alright, I wasn't going to say 'yes' anyway. | 1.6532 | 0.03016 | 666 | 357 | 183 | 126 |
57 | I think we need a better investment strategy." | 1.6520 | 0.03025 | 615 | 317 | 195 | 103 |
58 | I told you we shouldn't have bought beachfront property. | 1.6520 | 0.02743 | 681 | 334 | 250 | 97 |
59 | Honestly, Honey, I think you misunderstood me when I said we've lost money in our home. | 1.6500 | 0.02901 | 660 | 339 | 213 | 108 |
60 | Are you sure your dad’s golf buddies understand Bitcoin mining? | 1.6455 | 0.03035 | 646 | 347 | 181 | 118 |
61 | What exactly is a chick magnet? | 1.6446 | 0.03087 | 574 | 295 | 188 | 91 |
62 | If you would just put your keys on the hook when you come home, none of this would be necessary | 1.6422 | 0.03034 | 573 | 290 | 198 | 85 |
63 | Should we tell them we found it already? | 1.6410 | 0.03006 | 585 | 297 | 201 | 87 |
64 | What makes you think I'm a gold digger? | 1.6393 | 0.03093 | 585 | 307 | 182 | 96 |
65 | It might be cheaper to just buy a new remote. | 1.6336 | 0.03121 | 535 | 273 | 185 | 77 |
66 | How long before you tell them Bitcoin is a virtual currency? | 1.6311 | 0.03386 | 534 | 298 | 135 | 101 |
67 | Maybe you left them in the car? | 1.6275 | 0.03149 | 494 | 247 | 184 | 63 |
68 | I told you this discussion was a minefield… | 1.6266 | 0.03319 | 474 | 245 | 161 | 68 |
69 | How did we used to find the remote? | 1.6250 | 0.03312 | 504 | 269 | 155 | 80 |
70 | Next time I loose an ear ring, please don't mention it to your dad's friends | 1.6250 | 0.03367 | 520 | 287 | 141 | 92 |
71 | Dunno what you Tweeted today, but you should probably delete it. | 1.6238 | 0.03390 | 505 | 277 | 141 | 87 |
72 | Trust me, they’ll never find the remote | 1.6234 | 0.03388 | 462 | 242 | 152 | 68 |
73 | They’re still not as intrusive as your mother. | 1.6224 | 0.03263 | 490 | 255 | 165 | 70 |
74 | see there's no microchip in the vaccine, idiot | 1.6218 | 0.03403 | 505 | 279 | 138 | 88 |
75 | I’ve sold the mineral rights to our apartment…. | 1.6189 | 0.03684 | 454 | 259 | 109 | 86 |
76 | Anything you want to share? | 1.6181 | 0.03405 | 474 | 255 | 145 | 74 |
77 | Let’s just face it - we lost the remote. | 1.6175 | 0.03227 | 515 | 274 | 164 | 77 |
78 | I bet theyre in your other pants… | 1.6139 | 0.03552 | 417 | 221 | 136 | 60 |
79 | We should’ve been nicer to grandma. Maybe she would’ve told us where it is. | 1.6124 | 0.03673 | 418 | 230 | 120 | 68 |
80 | Watch out when the music stops”. | 1.6106 | 0.03720 | 416 | 232 | 114 | 70 |
81 | We must be sitting on a fortune. | 1.6102 | 0.04377 | 295 | 163 | 84 | 48 |
82 | ...and you checked your pockets, right??? | 1.6100 | 0.03483 | 418 | 219 | 143 | 56 |
83 | Why not just admit that you never bought the ring? | 1.6095 | 0.03791 | 402 | 225 | 109 | 68 |
84 | You’re really not going to tell them you already found the remote? | 1.6086 | 0.03415 | 442 | 234 | 147 | 61 |
85 | When I said I wanted to look for engagement rings this weekend, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.6083 | 0.03710 | 411 | 228 | 116 | 67 |
86 | I told them once they found my earring, the spare change is theirs. | 1.6075 | 0.03426 | 400 | 203 | 151 | 46 |
87 | Well, then you try to find the remote. | 1.6070 | 0.03409 | 458 | 247 | 144 | 67 |
88 | You know we could actually just get up to change the channel ourselves without the remote. | 1.6061 | 0.03775 | 391 | 216 | 113 | 62 |
89 | The agent did say the place has the feel of a beach-front property. | 1.6054 | 0.03602 | 408 | 220 | 129 | 59 |
90 | Why can't you just hang your keys on the hook? | 1.6031 | 0.03713 | 383 | 207 | 121 | 55 |
91 | You say you met them all at the beach? | 1.6030 | 0.03657 | 398 | 216 | 124 | 58 |
92 | It would be cool to put a couch on the beach, you said. | 1.5995 | 0.03775 | 387 | 215 | 112 | 60 |
93 | The search for illegal ballots is getting a little out of hand. | 1.5984 | 0.03872 | 386 | 220 | 101 | 65 |
94 | See…It’s ok honey, all men have a hard time finding it! | 1.5967 | 0.04019 | 362 | 208 | 92 | 62 |
95 | You're right--with these guys and the sun lamp, it really does feel like we're at the beach. | 1.5964 | 0.03436 | 394 | 203 | 147 | 44 |
96 | When this is over we either resize my ring or get rid of the shag carpet. | 1.5949 | 0.03600 | 353 | 181 | 134 | 38 |
97 | Airbnb described this place as ‘a real hidden treasure.’ | 1.5940 | 0.03569 | 399 | 215 | 131 | 53 |
98 | Lets wait a little bit more until we tell we them that bitcoins aren‘t real coins | 1.5918 | 0.03958 | 365 | 209 | 96 | 60 |
99 | How long before they discover that metal detectors can detect metal detectors? | 1.5914 | 0.03918 | 372 | 213 | 98 | 61 |
100 | How about leave your keys by the front door from now on? | 1.5905 | 0.03893 | 359 | 201 | 104 | 54 |
101 | The new find my phone update might be a little too much | 1.5894 | 0.03698 | 341 | 178 | 125 | 38 |
102 | Breathe! I promise they will find the remote before kickoff. | 1.5888 | 0.03951 | 338 | 187 | 103 | 48 |
103 | Are you sure you’re not sitting on it? | 1.5887 | 0.03784 | 355 | 193 | 115 | 47 |
104 | The ad just said ‘Family of golden retrievers looking for good home’, so I thought why not? | 1.5881 | 0.03908 | 369 | 211 | 99 | 59 |
105 | Actually, Craig, the change I was looking for was a new boyfriend. | 1.5873 | 0.03898 | 361 | 204 | 102 | 55 |
106 | Oh for crying out loud, Carl, it's been in your damn hand the entire time. | 1.5872 | 0.04090 | 344 | 199 | 88 | 57 |
107 | The listing said the property was a gold mine | 1.5865 | 0.03837 | 341 | 185 | 112 | 44 |
108 | You know, we may be sitting on a gold mine here. | 1.5855 | 0.03669 | 345 | 181 | 126 | 38 |
109 | Do you ever get the feeling that you’re sitting on a gold mine? | 1.5853 | 0.03936 | 340 | 189 | 103 | 48 |
110 | The IRS is really taking audits to the next level.” | 1.5848 | 0.03983 | 342 | 193 | 98 | 51 |
111 | While we're waiting for one of them to find the ring, are you at all interested in my answer? | 1.5847 | 0.03919 | 354 | 200 | 101 | 53 |
112 | This happens every time we bring the couch to the beach. | 1.5843 | 0.03923 | 344 | 192 | 103 | 49 |
113 | Maybe I shouldn't have listed the place as a "hidden treasure." | 1.5838 | 0.03990 | 346 | 197 | 96 | 53 |
114 | Ignore them. The good stuff is under the cushions." | 1.5824 | 0.03959 | 340 | 191 | 100 | 49 |
115 | We've been dating 2 years and my team sees no evidence of a ring. | 1.5818 | 0.04098 | 330 | 189 | 90 | 51 |
116 | Oh, they're in my purse. | 1.5814 | 0.04226 | 301 | 170 | 87 | 44 |
117 | When it stops raining, they'll go back to the beach. | 1.5812 | 0.03757 | 351 | 191 | 116 | 44 |
118 | They're checking for conversational landmines. | 1.5807 | 0.04178 | 322 | 186 | 85 | 51 |
119 | I told you bringing the sofa to the beach was a bad idea. | 1.5804 | 0.04158 | 317 | 181 | 88 | 48 |
120 | You’re sure this is how to mine Bitcoin? | 1.5763 | 0.04191 | 321 | 187 | 83 | 51 |
121 | Did you really have to tell everyone that you got rich mining bitcoin from home? | 1.5761 | 0.04195 | 309 | 177 | 86 | 46 |
122 | So this is Android's version of find my iPhone | 1.5759 | 0.04171 | 316 | 182 | 86 | 48 |
123 | Why don't you tell them you found it? | 1.5758 | 0.04326 | 297 | 172 | 79 | 46 |
124 | Next time, read the entire invitation and make sure it doesn't mention a theme. | 1.5757 | 0.03878 | 337 | 187 | 106 | 44 |
125 | You're probably sitting on them. | 1.5752 | 0.03906 | 339 | 190 | 103 | 46 |
126 | THIS is your plan for retirement? | 1.5751 | 0.03911 | 346 | 196 | 101 | 49 |
127 | So…you still can’t find the remote? | 1.5750 | 0.04131 | 320 | 184 | 88 | 48 |
128 | When you said you needed change, I thought you meant something else. | 1.5741 | 0.04040 | 317 | 178 | 96 | 43 |
129 | That’s not how Bitcoin mining works, Kenny. | 1.5740 | 0.04026 | 338 | 195 | 92 | 51 |
130 | Alright fine then, next week we'll hang out with YOUR friends | 1.5737 | 0.04189 | 312 | 180 | 85 | 47 |
131 | If they don't find it, we'll try a colonoscopy. | 1.5736 | 0.04209 | 326 | 193 | 79 | 54 |
132 | You know, we can just buy another remote. | 1.5724 | 0.04249 | 297 | 170 | 84 | 43 |
133 | Sure you're not sitting on it? | 1.5723 | 0.03794 | 325 | 175 | 114 | 36 |
134 | This isn't what I expected when you said your friends were into heavy metal. | 1.5718 | 0.03831 | 348 | 195 | 107 | 46 |
135 | Your realtor sure does a thorough appraisal. | 1.5710 | 0.04164 | 317 | 184 | 85 | 48 |
136 | Next time hang your keys on the hook. | 1.5695 | 0.04079 | 295 | 163 | 96 | 36 |
137 | We can’t do this every time that you lose your airpods, Steve. | 1.5690 | 0.04274 | 290 | 166 | 83 | 41 |
138 | The Airbnb host did describe this place as a "Hidden Treasure". | 1.5686 | 0.04148 | 299 | 169 | 90 | 40 |
139 | John, the remote is made of plastic. | 1.5672 | 0.04242 | 305 | 178 | 81 | 46 |
140 | All I said at group was "money burns a hole in your pocket" and their eyes lit up. | 1.5664 | 0.04148 | 286 | 159 | 92 | 35 |
141 | When they said that marriage was full of land mines, I thought they were speaking metaphorically. | 1.5663 | 0.04521 | 279 | 166 | 68 | 45 |
142 | Lost your wedding ring somewhere in the apartment. Still sticking with that story? | 1.5660 | 0.04299 | 288 | 166 | 81 | 41 |
143 | I tried explaining mining cryptocurrency to my dad and his friends | 1.5649 | 0.04032 | 308 | 173 | 96 | 39 |
144 | The co-op board leased the mineral rights of units 4J to 4Q | 1.5646 | 0.04340 | 294 | 173 | 76 | 45 |
145 | You realize that the remote is in your hand, right. | 1.5639 | 0.04079 | 321 | 186 | 89 | 46 |
146 | ...and if they don't find the remote? | 1.5633 | 0.03948 | 300 | 164 | 103 | 33 |
147 | Just how much plutonium did you spill? | 1.5629 | 0.04390 | 318 | 197 | 63 | 58 |
148 | Humor me and just check under the cushions | 1.5621 | 0.04193 | 290 | 165 | 87 | 38 |
149 | They overheard me saying, 'You're sitting on a gold mine.' | 1.5620 | 0.04095 | 274 | 149 | 96 | 29 |
150 | Next time you lose your keys, keep it off Twitter. | 1.5618 | 0.04213 | 283 | 160 | 87 | 36 |
151 | Not what I expected when you told me you had a beach house. | 1.5608 | 0.03988 | 296 | 163 | 100 | 33 |
152 | It's not going to work, the remote is plastic. | 1.5600 | 0.04398 | 275 | 160 | 76 | 39 |
153 | I asked them to try to find your magnetic personality. | 1.5591 | 0.04320 | 279 | 161 | 80 | 38 |
154 | You can’t just get up and look for them yourself? | 1.5590 | 0.04246 | 288 | 166 | 83 | 39 |
155 | Maybe next time I lose an earring you will be a little more supportive. | 1.5589 | 0.04357 | 263 | 149 | 81 | 33 |
156 | I thought we decided on the Roomba. | 1.5583 | 0.04094 | 283 | 157 | 94 | 32 |
157 | No, I said the irony was lost on you. | 1.5581 | 0.04469 | 267 | 156 | 73 | 38 |
158 | I guess they can’t find any magnetism between us either. | 1.5567 | 0.04185 | 291 | 167 | 86 | 38 |
159 | A normal person finds their own car keys. | 1.5567 | 0.04213 | 291 | 168 | 84 | 39 |
160 | The new find my remote feature is really nice. | 1.5560 | 0.04254 | 277 | 158 | 84 | 35 |
161 | I'm not walking barefoot until we have three negative Lego sweeps." | 1.5543 | 0.04594 | 276 | 169 | 61 | 46 |
162 | Should I tell them I just vacuumed? | 1.5540 | 0.04088 | 278 | 154 | 94 | 30 |
163 | This vacation rental is a little too close to the beach. | 1.5537 | 0.04057 | 298 | 169 | 93 | 36 |
164 | Will you marry me when they find it? | 1.5536 | 0.04370 | 280 | 165 | 75 | 40 |
165 | No, I haven't looked under the cushions. I thought you had. | 1.5534 | 0.04472 | 262 | 153 | 73 | 36 |
166 | If you had purchased the larger ring,this wouldn’t be necessary. | 1.5533 | 0.04199 | 300 | 176 | 82 | 42 |
167 | I hope they find the ring soon otherwise the answer is NO. | 1.5528 | 0.04465 | 284 | 172 | 67 | 45 |
168 | You're the one who wanted a beach house. | 1.5522 | 0.04267 | 268 | 152 | 84 | 32 |
169 | Shall we just get it over with and hand them some nickels? | 1.5522 | 0.04178 | 297 | 173 | 84 | 40 |
170 | Wouldn't it be easier to just buy another remote? | 1.5513 | 0.04651 | 263 | 160 | 61 | 42 |
171 | When are you going to just admit you didn't actually get me an engagement ring. | 1.5513 | 0.04524 | 263 | 156 | 69 | 38 |
172 | I'd probably look between the cushions first | 1.5512 | 0.04062 | 303 | 174 | 91 | 38 |
173 | They'll never find it. I'm sitting on it. | 1.5511 | 0.04354 | 274 | 160 | 77 | 37 |
174 | Thank your friends for finding my keys...and molly's old dog tag, the lost nail clippers, and the 53 cents but tell them it's time to go. | 1.5500 | 0.04283 | 280 | 163 | 80 | 37 |
175 | .. so you lost your Bitcoins in this room ? | 1.5496 | 0.04506 | 262 | 155 | 70 | 37 |
176 | I've invited them to stay until they find the engagement ring you promised me. | 1.5495 | 0.04607 | 273 | 168 | 60 | 45 |
177 | Now I'm convinced that there is a national coin shortage. | 1.5487 | 0.04101 | 277 | 155 | 92 | 30 |
178 | OK--I'm finally getting the hint that you're looking for a ring! | 1.5476 | 0.04576 | 252 | 149 | 68 | 35 |
179 | Well this is one first date I’ll never forget “ | 1.5475 | 0.04396 | 263 | 153 | 76 | 34 |
180 | Honey, I told you not to invite them over. They are not your real friends. They are gold-diggers. | 1.5472 | 0.04616 | 254 | 152 | 65 | 37 |
181 | Now do you understand when I say my family is always hovering? | 1.5472 | 0.04338 | 265 | 153 | 79 | 33 |
182 | They go away when the tide comes in | 1.5468 | 0.04314 | 267 | 154 | 80 | 33 |
183 | I hired them to look for that ring you promised me. | 1.5468 | 0.04505 | 267 | 160 | 68 | 39 |
184 | Watch what happens when I turn on my vibrator. | 1.5466 | 0.04752 | 247 | 150 | 59 | 38 |
185 | I wish you would just hang you keys on the hook by the door. | 1.5465 | 0.04354 | 269 | 157 | 77 | 35 |
186 | This was once beachfront property. | 1.5465 | 0.04125 | 269 | 150 | 91 | 28 |
187 | ....and you thought beachfront property would be peaceful.. | 1.5461 | 0.04234 | 271 | 155 | 84 | 32 |
188 | The broker did say we were sitting on a gold mine. | 1.5455 | 0.04352 | 253 | 144 | 80 | 29 |
189 | Seriously? THIS is your way of telling me you lost your wedding ring?! | 1.5448 | 0.03964 | 268 | 145 | 100 | 23 |
190 | If your penny is really that lucky, how did you lose it in the first place? | 1.5444 | 0.04710 | 259 | 160 | 57 | 42 |
191 | Maybe we should look under the cushions. | 1.5437 | 0.04180 | 252 | 139 | 89 | 24 |
192 | The realtor was right. We're sitting on a goldmine. | 1.5429 | 0.04382 | 245 | 139 | 79 | 27 |
193 | Isn't the remote plastic? | 1.5426 | 0.04394 | 258 | 150 | 76 | 32 |
194 | If they don’t find my IUD you’re on your own tonight. | 1.5415 | 0.04598 | 253 | 152 | 65 | 36 |
195 | We haven’t left in 18 months. Why do you even need your keys. | 1.5415 | 0.04598 | 253 | 152 | 65 | 36 |
196 | I miss the old days when all we had to do to find loose change was dig in the cushions. | 1.5413 | 0.04305 | 242 | 135 | 83 | 24 |
197 | Babe, I don’t think this is how crypto mining works. | 1.5408 | 0.04341 | 233 | 129 | 82 | 22 |
198 | The lie detector test is next. | 1.5403 | 0.04492 | 248 | 145 | 72 | 31 |
199 | Your new Locate Phone App is a bit extreme | 1.5395 | 0.04747 | 228 | 135 | 63 | 30 |
200 | It’s sweeps week. | 1.5393 | 0.04631 | 267 | 166 | 58 | 43 |
201 | They are looking for some irony. | 1.5391 | 0.04558 | 256 | 154 | 66 | 36 |
202 | Do we have to do this EVERY time you lose your keys? | 1.5390 | 0.04094 | 269 | 151 | 91 | 27 |
203 | It was YOUR idea to buy a condo in a Florida retirement community! | 1.5387 | 0.04395 | 271 | 162 | 72 | 37 |
204 | This is nothing. The fracking guys were here last week. | 1.5382 | 0.04827 | 249 | 156 | 52 | 41 |
205 | Don’t worry. If they can’t find ‘em, we’ll just take my car. | 1.5382 | 0.04332 | 249 | 142 | 80 | 27 |
206 | I think we joined the wrong heavy metal club. | 1.5381 | 0.04664 | 236 | 140 | 65 | 31 |
207 | I hope you took out your tongue ring. | 1.5375 | 0.04567 | 240 | 141 | 69 | 30 |
208 | What makes you say our relationship is a minefield?. | 1.5374 | 0.04805 | 227 | 136 | 60 | 31 |
209 | I wish those were vacuums | 1.5363 | 0.04383 | 248 | 143 | 77 | 28 |
210 | This 'Find My Keys' app is really good. | 1.5360 | 0.04846 | 222 | 133 | 59 | 30 |
211 | Wow, this app is amazing! It’s like we’re really at the beach. | 1.5357 | 0.04771 | 224 | 133 | 62 | 29 |
212 | If you ever lose your phone on silent you’ll understand. | 1.5345 | 0.04525 | 232 | 134 | 72 | 26 |
213 | How many dads does it take to find the remote | 1.5336 | 0.04788 | 223 | 133 | 61 | 29 |
214 | I’m not so sure about this upgrade to “Find My iPhone.” | 1.5331 | 0.04426 | 242 | 140 | 75 | 27 |
215 | When I hired them to do a clean-sweep of each room, I thought I hired a housekeeping service. | 1.5328 | 0.04513 | 244 | 144 | 70 | 30 |
216 | You know, we could just buy a new remote. | 1.5325 | 0.04702 | 246 | 151 | 59 | 36 |
217 | You should've removed his Rolex before you buried him. | 1.5324 | 0.04993 | 216 | 132 | 53 | 31 |
218 | Just admit you lost your keys. | 1.5318 | 0.04838 | 220 | 132 | 59 | 29 |
219 | I love the FindMyKeys app. | 1.5314 | 0.04388 | 239 | 137 | 77 | 25 |
220 | I have to be certain there are no land mines in our relationship. | 1.5311 | 0.04440 | 241 | 140 | 74 | 27 |
221 | I know, but the ocean view is terrific | 1.5310 | 0.04657 | 226 | 133 | 66 | 27 |
222 | Bringing a couch to the beach was the best idea you’ve ever had | 1.5310 | 0.04529 | 226 | 130 | 72 | 24 |
223 | I'm sorry, I just don't think they can find what we've lost. | 1.5305 | 0.04381 | 262 | 156 | 73 | 33 |
224 | I guess we aren't the only ones looking for change. | 1.5304 | 0.04679 | 230 | 137 | 64 | 29 |
225 | 'Never have so many, been so annoying, to so few.' | 1.5304 | 0.04545 | 247 | 148 | 67 | 32 |
226 | I still believe you pawned it! | 1.5302 | 0.04605 | 215 | 123 | 70 | 22 |
227 | Bill, I think these guys are novices. You ALWAYS start with the seat cushions. | 1.5302 | 0.04835 | 215 | 128 | 60 | 27 |
228 | If you know a better way to find the remote then I’m all ears. | 1.5294 | 0.04521 | 238 | 140 | 70 | 28 |
229 | Just admit you didn't buy me a ring, | 1.5292 | 0.04613 | 257 | 159 | 60 | 38 |
230 | I don’t have the heart to tell them the floor is steel. | 1.5283 | 0.04978 | 212 | 129 | 54 | 29 |
231 | There better be a ring around here somewhere. | 1.5283 | 0.04795 | 212 | 125 | 62 | 25 |
232 | My brothers? They're looking for the ring they think you must've given me by now. | 1.5280 | 0.04748 | 250 | 157 | 54 | 39 |
233 | They are looking for your sense of humor..... | 1.5279 | 0.04423 | 269 | 164 | 68 | 37 |
234 | This better be an elaborately planned wedding proposal. | 1.5278 | 0.05080 | 216 | 135 | 48 | 33 |
235 | When I asked whether you would like to "try to hit the jackpot in the living room tonight," Sheldon, I had entirely something else in mind. | 1.5272 | 0.05059 | 239 | 156 | 40 | 43 |
236 | These days it isn’t a hobby. It’s a retirement plan. | 1.5268 | 0.04732 | 224 | 134 | 62 | 28 |
237 | Sean, I don’t think your dad’s friends know what heavy metal is.. | 1.5268 | 0.04898 | 224 | 138 | 54 | 32 |
238 | Can’t you just find the remote yourself? | 1.5266 | 0.05252 | 207 | 131 | 43 | 33 |
239 | I knew a pre-war apartment was a bad idea. | 1.5265 | 0.04647 | 245 | 150 | 61 | 34 |
240 | Do you see these people? This is why we don't leave the door open. | 1.5263 | 0.04711 | 228 | 137 | 62 | 29 |
241 | This isn't what I meant when I said I needed change. | 1.5259 | 0.04689 | 232 | 140 | 62 | 30 |
242 | When you said your friends were into Metal, I thought you meant the music. | 1.5258 | 0.04637 | 213 | 123 | 68 | 22 |
243 | So, how many people did you tell about my missing diamond ring?? | 1.5256 | 0.04881 | 215 | 130 | 57 | 28 |
244 | Oh yeah, about the engagement ring… | 1.5252 | 0.04280 | 238 | 135 | 81 | 22 |
245 | You did look under the cushions before you called them in, right? | 1.5247 | 0.04575 | 223 | 130 | 69 | 24 |
246 | For your birthday, I wanted to bring the beach to you. | 1.5243 | 0.04900 | 206 | 123 | 58 | 25 |
247 | I wish they had vacuum cleaners. | 1.5236 | 0.04654 | 212 | 123 | 67 | 22 |
248 | I don't think they understand what Bitcoin is. | 1.5227 | 0.04883 | 220 | 135 | 55 | 30 |
249 | You know those things don't detect contact lenses, right? | 1.5225 | 0.04678 | 222 | 132 | 64 | 26 |
250 | I found 72 cents under a cushion yesterday. Word gets around. | 1.5223 | 0.04647 | 224 | 133 | 65 | 26 |
251 | I want you out of the house the second they find your car keys. | 1.5220 | 0.05155 | 205 | 128 | 47 | 30 |
252 | This wasn’t what I expected when you said you were “in to metal.” | 1.5215 | 0.04988 | 209 | 128 | 53 | 28 |
253 | I told you we shouldn't have gotten shag carpeting. | 1.5209 | 0.04607 | 215 | 125 | 68 | 22 |
254 | I think the couch would look better back inside the house. | 1.5207 | 0.05021 | 217 | 136 | 49 | 32 |
255 | Isn't it sad? They can all be together, but if they have their devices, they don't even talk to each other. | 1.5202 | 0.05248 | 198 | 124 | 45 | 29 |
256 | I feel that you are really overreacting to me misplacing the remote. | 1.5200 | 0.04759 | 225 | 137 | 59 | 29 |
257 | So far, 38 cents, but they still haven't found my car keys. | 1.5198 | 0.04686 | 227 | 137 | 62 | 28 |
258 | “Joe downstairs just texted that the steel plate in his head is vibrating!” | 1.5189 | 0.05156 | 212 | 135 | 44 | 33 |
259 | Is dating always like this when you work at the White House” | 1.5187 | 0.04988 | 214 | 133 | 51 | 30 |
260 | Trump sent them, they're looking for votes. | 1.5180 | 0.05096 | 222 | 143 | 43 | 36 |
261 | I told you I wanted to know where every penny went! | 1.5179 | 0.04618 | 195 | 110 | 69 | 16 |
262 | “Look, I just said “search”. This VR app is so cool.” | 1.5179 | 0.04473 | 224 | 130 | 72 | 22 |
263 | Let's live near the beach you said. | 1.5178 | 0.05068 | 197 | 120 | 52 | 25 |
264 | I love our tiny house on the beach. Let’s just get a few walls. | 1.5176 | 0.05324 | 199 | 127 | 41 | 31 |
265 | We have to stop losing the remote. | 1.5166 | 0.04814 | 211 | 127 | 59 | 25 |
266 | I told you, with climate change the beach is getting closer to us every day.” | 1.5164 | 0.04872 | 213 | 130 | 56 | 27 |
267 | why can't your friends just watch football? | 1.5161 | 0.04435 | 217 | 124 | 74 | 19 |
268 | You could just get up and look for them yourself, you know... | 1.5160 | 0.04727 | 219 | 132 | 61 | 26 |
269 | Everybody’s looking for something | 1.5150 | 0.05160 | 200 | 125 | 47 | 28 |
270 | Right now, they're detecting I don't like your friends. | 1.5149 | 0.04874 | 202 | 121 | 58 | 23 |
271 | I don't think you get what losing Bitcoin means | 1.5142 | 0.04798 | 212 | 128 | 59 | 25 |
272 | It’s just a precaution - I keep hearing about all the land mines you can run into when you are dating. | 1.5135 | 0.04766 | 222 | 136 | 58 | 28 |
273 | All I asked is “where’s the remote?” | 1.5135 | 0.04809 | 222 | 137 | 56 | 29 |
274 | Weird, I just look under the cushions." | 1.5134 | 0.04606 | 224 | 134 | 65 | 25 |
275 | Did you check your pocket? | 1.5131 | 0.05189 | 191 | 118 | 48 | 25 |
276 | Is this how you play Minecraft? | 1.5130 | 0.05200 | 193 | 120 | 47 | 26 |
277 | So this is why shag carpeting went out of style. | 1.5128 | 0.05261 | 195 | 123 | 44 | 28 |
278 | Not what I envisioned when you said you were part of a heavy metal group. | 1.5128 | 0.05261 | 195 | 123 | 44 | 28 |
279 | You guys aren’t going to believe this, but my keys were in my back pocket this whole time! | 1.5121 | 0.04979 | 207 | 128 | 52 | 27 |
280 | They're looking for that engagement ring you promised me three years ago. | 1.5118 | 0.05220 | 211 | 137 | 40 | 34 |
281 | I said IUD. Not IED. | 1.5105 | 0.05156 | 190 | 117 | 49 | 24 |
282 | I'm pretty sure that's not how mining for Bitcoin works. | 1.5103 | 0.05129 | 194 | 120 | 49 | 25 |
283 | I don't think ROOMBA ON A STICK HOUSE CLEANERS are going to stay in business for long. | 1.5102 | 0.05437 | 196 | 128 | 36 | 32 |
284 | I just remembered: It's not made of metal. | 1.5102 | 0.04985 | 196 | 119 | 54 | 23 |
285 | Look, you lost your ring, just admit it. | 1.5088 | 0.04619 | 226 | 137 | 63 | 26 |
286 | Couldn’t you have looked for the remote yourself? | 1.5081 | 0.05262 | 185 | 115 | 46 | 24 |
287 | If they’re annoying you, I can throw a few quarters down the stairs. | 1.5077 | 0.05057 | 195 | 120 | 51 | 24 |
288 | It was your idea to bring the couch to the beach. | 1.5075 | 0.04893 | 201 | 122 | 56 | 23 |
289 | The deal still stands. You find my earring and you don’t have to watch Mama Mia with me. | 1.5075 | 0.04943 | 201 | 123 | 54 | 24 |
290 | Sorry; this is the life of an ex-President's daughter. | 1.5074 | 0.04907 | 203 | 124 | 55 | 24 |
291 | I hate it when you lose the remote | 1.5073 | 0.05016 | 205 | 128 | 50 | 27 |
292 | You'll have to excuse my roommates. Their unemployment insurance just ended. | 1.5069 | 0.04578 | 217 | 129 | 66 | 22 |
293 | Okay, you call them off and I promise never to ask “Where’s my engagement ring?” again. | 1.5056 | 0.05014 | 180 | 107 | 55 | 18 |
294 | You say one word next time I host my book club and you're a dead man. | 1.5055 | 0.05440 | 182 | 116 | 40 | 26 |
295 | Have any of you geniuses checked the couch? | 1.5054 | 0.05112 | 184 | 112 | 51 | 21 |
296 | My Mom told me you were a gold digger. | 1.5054 | 0.05240 | 186 | 116 | 46 | 24 |
297 | Still looking for that little screw from your glasses? | 1.5050 | 0.05012 | 200 | 124 | 51 | 25 |
298 | Why can't you just admit you lost my engagement ring? | 1.5049 | 0.04889 | 204 | 125 | 55 | 24 |
299 | You're absolutely certain you're not sitting on the remote? | 1.5048 | 0.04915 | 208 | 129 | 53 | 26 |
300 | Yes, marriage can be a minefield but I didn't mean it literally. | 1.5048 | 0.05108 | 210 | 135 | 44 | 31 |
301 | Well if it's such a lucky penny, how come it got lost? | 1.5047 | 0.05077 | 214 | 138 | 44 | 32 |
302 | Date much? | 1.5030 | 0.05496 | 167 | 104 | 42 | 21 |
303 | What made you think I can't find the engagement ring? | 1.5028 | 0.05034 | 179 | 107 | 54 | 18 |
304 | The coin shortage is getting desperate. | 1.5027 | 0.05074 | 183 | 111 | 52 | 20 |
305 | After the last few years, I don't even question anything any more | 1.5026 | 0.05083 | 191 | 118 | 50 | 23 |
306 | 'Let's sell the mineral rights,' you said. | 1.5026 | 0.05005 | 195 | 120 | 52 | 23 |
307 | Seriously? What made you believe I was a gold-digger? | 1.5025 | 0.04842 | 201 | 122 | 57 | 22 |
308 | Do you think they know bitcoins aren’t actually metal? | 1.5023 | 0.04688 | 213 | 129 | 61 | 23 |
309 | Should we tell them that Bitcoin isn’t actually metal. | 1.5000 | 0.05151 | 198 | 126 | 45 | 27 |
310 | change is inevitable | 1.5000 | 0.04672 | 214 | 130 | 61 | 23 |
311 | Can you see them, too? | 1.5000 | 0.05122 | 202 | 129 | 45 | 28 |
312 | They’re here to find the engagement ring you promised. | 1.5000 | 0.04911 | 216 | 137 | 50 | 29 |
313 | Dad and his friends are getting ready for retirement | 1.5000 | 0.05179 | 178 | 109 | 49 | 20 |
314 | I really appreciate this, they’re my favorite earrings | 1.4976 | 0.04815 | 211 | 131 | 55 | 25 |
315 | Most people check the cushions first. | 1.4976 | 0.04980 | 207 | 131 | 49 | 27 |
316 | Did you fill anything out online recently, honey? | 1.4976 | 0.04772 | 205 | 125 | 58 | 22 |
317 | I have to admit that the Director of Activities at this nursing home is very creative. | 1.4975 | 0.04967 | 197 | 122 | 52 | 23 |
318 | You never bought a ring, did you? | 1.4974 | 0.05243 | 191 | 122 | 43 | 26 |
319 | You know bitcoin is not metallic, right? | 1.4974 | 0.05123 | 189 | 118 | 48 | 23 |
320 | The insurance policy on your wedding ring really came through. | 1.4972 | 0.05096 | 179 | 109 | 51 | 19 |
321 | I think we should consider selling this beach house. | 1.4972 | 0.05012 | 177 | 106 | 54 | 17 |
322 | I think there's a good chance we'll find your missing earring. | 1.4972 | 0.05075 | 177 | 107 | 52 | 18 |
323 | you could just ask where your keys are | 1.4971 | 0.05429 | 175 | 111 | 41 | 23 |
324 | What makes you think I have something to hide? | 1.4971 | 0.05270 | 171 | 105 | 47 | 19 |
325 | Helpful buddies are great, but so's a car key basket by the door. | 1.4971 | 0.05270 | 171 | 105 | 47 | 19 |
326 | One insurance claim in 30 years and this is how they treat us? | 1.4950 | 0.05012 | 200 | 126 | 49 | 25 |
327 | It’s in your hand. | 1.4950 | 0.04962 | 200 | 125 | 51 | 24 |
328 | I asked them to find the engagement ring you keep mentioning. | 1.4949 | 0.05051 | 198 | 125 | 48 | 25 |
329 | So you’re into metal? | 1.4948 | 0.04637 | 194 | 114 | 64 | 16 |
330 | Don’t move. Everything down the back of this couch is ours. | 1.4946 | 0.05014 | 186 | 114 | 52 | 20 |
331 | Just admit you lost the keys. | 1.4946 | 0.05014 | 186 | 114 | 52 | 20 |
332 | I’m telling you, George, this is a retirement community. | 1.4946 | 0.05170 | 184 | 115 | 47 | 22 |
333 | Sure I know where my wedding ring is! Why do you ask? | 1.4943 | 0.05096 | 176 | 107 | 51 | 18 |
334 | I don't know either but clearly it's a guy thing. | 1.4940 | 0.04964 | 166 | 97 | 56 | 13 |
335 | Did you check the sofa before calling them? | 1.4936 | 0.04637 | 233 | 147 | 57 | 29 |
336 | So I lost the remote again. Do you have to be so melodramatic about it? | 1.4927 | 0.04772 | 205 | 126 | 57 | 22 |
337 | ...these guys will detect even the SLIGHTEST HINT of irony. | 1.4923 | 0.05057 | 195 | 123 | 48 | 24 |
338 | You’re relatives will do anything to insist we are magnetic from the Covid vaccine | 1.4921 | 0.05295 | 191 | 124 | 40 | 27 |
339 | Do I detect some irony? | 1.4921 | 0.04973 | 191 | 118 | 52 | 21 |
340 | I told you: We can get engaged as soon as we find that beautiful, really expensive ring you say you lost. | 1.4921 | 0.04898 | 189 | 115 | 55 | 19 |
341 | Did you lose the remote again? | 1.4918 | 0.05191 | 183 | 115 | 46 | 22 |
342 | They don't understand Bitcoin either. | 1.4918 | 0.05191 | 183 | 115 | 46 | 22 |
343 | So this is what happens when you hire men to do the vacuuming"? | 1.4916 | 0.05337 | 179 | 114 | 42 | 23 |
344 | One of the drawbacks of living on the beach | 1.4913 | 0.05289 | 173 | 108 | 45 | 20 |
345 | You did tell them the remote is made of plastic, right? | 1.4911 | 0.05113 | 169 | 102 | 51 | 16 |
346 | Oh, so now I have to compete with all these gold diggers?! | 1.4910 | 0.05430 | 167 | 105 | 42 | 20 |
347 | The club meets indoors on rainy days. | 1.4908 | 0.05665 | 163 | 105 | 36 | 22 |
348 | I always sweep for landmines before a second date. | 1.4908 | 0.05320 | 163 | 100 | 46 | 17 |
349 | Why did you tell alexa that I lost my keys? | 1.4900 | 0.05209 | 200 | 131 | 40 | 29 |
350 | The remote has been in your hand all this time | 1.4895 | 0.04821 | 190 | 115 | 57 | 18 |
351 | And you’re sure it’s not under the couch | 1.4895 | 0.04645 | 190 | 112 | 63 | 15 |
352 | I really treasure our time together. | 1.4889 | 0.05762 | 180 | 123 | 26 | 31 |
353 | Don't blame me - you're the one who wanted shag carpets. | 1.4888 | 0.04862 | 178 | 106 | 57 | 15 |
354 | You and your beachfront timeshare! | 1.4888 | 0.05054 | 178 | 109 | 51 | 18 |
355 | I'm leaving you, Jack, once they find my car keys. | 1.4880 | 0.05249 | 166 | 102 | 47 | 17 |
356 | Just once again, I'm pretty sure that there's no metal in a contact lens. | 1.4878 | 0.05153 | 164 | 99 | 50 | 15 |
357 | I think your dad will like this nursing home. | 1.4878 | 0.05571 | 164 | 105 | 38 | 21 |
358 | Our therapist meant avoiding relationship landmines figuratively, Ken. | 1.4877 | 0.04956 | 203 | 129 | 49 | 25 |
359 | You really should do something about that hole in your pocket. | 1.4877 | 0.05198 | 162 | 98 | 49 | 15 |
360 | In my defense, I didn't need housekeys for a year and a half | 1.4875 | 0.06013 | 160 | 108 | 26 | 26 |
361 | I really don't think this is the way Bitcoin works. | 1.4872 | 0.04843 | 195 | 120 | 55 | 20 |
362 | Why couldn’t you just BUY me a ring? | 1.4870 | 0.05042 | 193 | 122 | 48 | 23 |
363 | You can propose without a ring. | 1.4866 | 0.04993 | 187 | 116 | 51 | 20 |
364 | When I was a kid, we’d just check under the cushions. | 1.4866 | 0.04757 | 187 | 112 | 59 | 16 |
365 | When did you tell your family that I was a gold digger? | 1.4863 | 0.05604 | 146 | 90 | 41 | 15 |
366 | I told you that bringing the sofa to the beach was a bad idea. | 1.4862 | 0.04868 | 181 | 109 | 56 | 16 |
367 | Where was the last place you had them? | 1.4862 | 0.05291 | 181 | 116 | 42 | 23 |
368 | It was only an earring, Bob. You blow everything out of proportion. | 1.4859 | 0.05321 | 177 | 113 | 42 | 22 |
369 | It's only a filling, Hector. | 1.4857 | 0.05180 | 175 | 109 | 47 | 19 |
370 | Try not to say anything funny, they're looking for New Yorker captions. | 1.4855 | 0.05224 | 173 | 108 | 46 | 19 |
371 | You’d think they’d be able to detect an overstayed welcome. | 1.4850 | 0.05015 | 167 | 100 | 53 | 14 |
372 | You know they're going to wanna look under the cushions, right? | 1.4850 | 0.05157 | 167 | 102 | 49 | 16 |
373 | I'm thinking that bringing our sofa to the beach wasn't such a great idea. | 1.4847 | 0.05597 | 163 | 105 | 37 | 21 |
374 | I thought we were house sitting golden retrievers | 1.4845 | 0.05852 | 161 | 107 | 30 | 24 |
375 | I know we got a great deal on the house, but remind me again what they said it was built on top of?" | 1.4844 | 0.04669 | 192 | 115 | 61 | 16 |
376 | I don't think that this is what the realtor meant when she described the house as a hidden treasure. | 1.4843 | 0.05703 | 159 | 103 | 35 | 21 |
377 | When you said the house was on the beach, this isn't what I pictured. | 1.4842 | 0.04704 | 190 | 114 | 60 | 16 |
378 | They can look but the second the shovels come out they're gone | 1.4837 | 0.05338 | 184 | 120 | 39 | 25 |
379 | If you would just put your keys away in the same place every time, all this wouldn’t be necessary. | 1.4837 | 0.04933 | 184 | 113 | 53 | 18 |
380 | You checked the couch, right? | 1.4829 | 0.04870 | 205 | 130 | 51 | 24 |
381 | Well I'm detecting someone trying to change the subject. | 1.4826 | 0.05181 | 172 | 107 | 47 | 18 |
382 | I told you it was a bad idea to sell the mining rights to our apartment. | 1.4819 | 0.05200 | 193 | 126 | 41 | 26 |
383 | Don't worry, they'll help us find the caption. | 1.4817 | 0.05703 | 164 | 108 | 33 | 23 |
384 | So, is there anything you'd like to talk about? | 1.4815 | 0.05934 | 135 | 85 | 35 | 15 |
385 | Gotta be honest, whenever we talk it's like stepping in a minefield | 1.4811 | 0.05032 | 185 | 116 | 49 | 20 |
386 | When I said you were sitting on a gold mine, I meant it metaphorically. | 1.4810 | 0.05291 | 158 | 97 | 46 | 15 |
387 | I wish that bloody rainbow would end somewhere else! | 1.4810 | 0.05367 | 158 | 98 | 44 | 16 |
388 | Ever think your keys might just be under the cushions? | 1.4808 | 0.04937 | 156 | 91 | 55 | 10 |
389 | You don't have your half of the rent, do you? | 1.4808 | 0.05714 | 156 | 101 | 35 | 20 |
390 | You sure you're not sitting on it? | 1.4807 | 0.05290 | 181 | 117 | 41 | 23 |
391 | I told you there's be a downside to buying a beachfront property. | 1.4805 | 0.05843 | 154 | 101 | 32 | 21 |
392 | If there’s an engagement ring in this apartment, believe me, they’ll find it. | 1.4802 | 0.04880 | 177 | 107 | 55 | 15 |
393 | All the ad said was 'near the beach.' | 1.4790 | 0.05085 | 167 | 102 | 50 | 15 |
394 | It could be a little more private, sure, but the beachfront views are astonishing. | 1.4788 | 0.05200 | 165 | 102 | 47 | 16 |
395 | If these were women, those would be vacuum cleaners. | 1.4785 | 0.05458 | 163 | 104 | 40 | 19 |
396 | It's the hot new retirement plan for our generation. | 1.4785 | 0.05318 | 163 | 102 | 44 | 17 |
397 | Come on Joe, it was only a nickel. | 1.4785 | 0.05318 | 163 | 102 | 44 | 17 |
398 | Just say you lost hundreds in Bitcoin and they come scrambling. | 1.4785 | 0.05729 | 163 | 108 | 32 | 23 |
399 | I just feel like you're hiding something. | 1.4780 | 0.05702 | 159 | 104 | 34 | 21 |
400 | As the founder of Bitcoin, you explain to them that no metal is involved. | 1.4777 | 0.05540 | 157 | 100 | 39 | 18 |
401 | They’re looking for this country’s common sense. | 1.4777 | 0.05613 | 157 | 101 | 37 | 19 |
402 | See, no one understands bitcoin. | 1.4777 | 0.05686 | 157 | 102 | 35 | 20 |
403 | I wish they could detect how awkward this is. | 1.4775 | 0.04925 | 178 | 109 | 53 | 16 |
404 | Dating is a minefield. | 1.4774 | 0.05741 | 155 | 101 | 34 | 20 |
405 | That coin shortage is really getting intense around here. | 1.4774 | 0.05364 | 155 | 96 | 44 | 15 |
406 | I’m detecting a bit of sarcasm. | 1.4774 | 0.05518 | 155 | 98 | 40 | 17 |
407 | Maybe they will find your commitment issues. | 1.4773 | 0.05463 | 176 | 116 | 36 | 24 |
408 | They won't find it, don't worry. I hid it in my pants. | 1.4771 | 0.05647 | 153 | 98 | 37 | 18 |
409 | No,you idiot. I said I lost my IUD,not an IED! | 1.4771 | 0.05871 | 153 | 101 | 31 | 21 |
410 | Because I really like that earring | 1.4767 | 0.05114 | 172 | 107 | 48 | 17 |
411 | Did you think to look under the cushions? | 1.4767 | 0.04910 | 172 | 104 | 54 | 14 |
412 | Way to hide the keys! Nobody is drinking and driving tonight. | 1.4767 | 0.04979 | 172 | 105 | 52 | 15 |
413 | It wouldn’t be lost if you had put it on my finger. | 1.4765 | 0.05681 | 149 | 95 | 37 | 17 |
414 | Did you check the key rack first? | 1.4759 | 0.05518 | 166 | 108 | 37 | 21 |
415 | you want to confess now, before they find any evidence? | 1.4759 | 0.05106 | 166 | 102 | 49 | 15 |
416 | Not what I expected when you said your flatmates are into underground metal | 1.4756 | 0.05501 | 164 | 106 | 38 | 20 |
417 | And you still don’t think that a Roomba wouldn’t have been a better choice? | 1.4750 | 0.05462 | 160 | 102 | 40 | 18 |
418 | On second thought,we shouldn’t have brought the couch to the beach. | 1.4750 | 0.05604 | 160 | 104 | 36 | 20 |
419 | Even if they do find it, the answer is "no." | 1.4749 | 0.04904 | 179 | 110 | 53 | 16 |
420 | I've told you before, Marlon. If you feed one, you're just going attract the whole bloody flock. | 1.4747 | 0.05440 | 158 | 100 | 41 | 17 |
421 | Bitcoin miners; old school. | 1.4746 | 0.05197 | 177 | 113 | 44 | 20 |
422 | Now do you see why I didn’t want the Shag? | 1.4746 | 0.05008 | 177 | 110 | 50 | 17 |
423 | Welcome to pergatory in Florida." | 1.4740 | 0.05841 | 154 | 102 | 31 | 21 |
424 | Just act normal, like there’s no reason to check under the couch cushions. | 1.4733 | 0.05067 | 150 | 89 | 51 | 10 |
425 | Pssst...I just remembered the car keys are in my other pants | 1.4731 | 0.05223 | 167 | 105 | 45 | 17 |
426 | What is this, like the 100th retainer you’ve lost? Dad is gonna kill you. | 1.4731 | 0.05492 | 167 | 109 | 37 | 21 |
427 | Did you look under the cushions? | 1.4731 | 0.05154 | 167 | 104 | 47 | 16 |
428 | Are you getting weird vibes from this place? | 1.4730 | 0.05708 | 148 | 95 | 36 | 17 |
429 | I still think it would have been simpler just to buy a new remote. | 1.4728 | 0.04870 | 184 | 114 | 53 | 17 |
430 | You should have told me the ring was plastic before I called them. | 1.4727 | 0.05198 | 165 | 103 | 46 | 16 |
431 | You lost the remote again, didn't you. | 1.4727 | 0.05543 | 165 | 108 | 36 | 21 |
432 | Sorry, I may have told my mom that you were looking for a ring. | 1.4724 | 0.05244 | 163 | 102 | 45 | 16 |
433 | And you’re sure the keys aren’t in your jacket? | 1.4722 | 0.05071 | 180 | 114 | 47 | 19 |
434 | Any chance they’re detecting an engagement ring? | 1.4713 | 0.05389 | 157 | 99 | 42 | 16 |
435 | I don’t know what it is, I just feel like something’s missing. | 1.4713 | 0.05611 | 157 | 102 | 36 | 19 |
436 | Really, the car keys again? | 1.4713 | 0.05325 | 174 | 113 | 40 | 21 |
437 | Where's your wedding ring? | 1.4710 | 0.05439 | 155 | 98 | 41 | 16 |
438 | YOU figure out a better way to find the remote. | 1.4710 | 0.05203 | 155 | 95 | 47 | 13 |
439 | Your buried feelings cannot be detected. | 1.4710 | 0.05439 | 155 | 98 | 41 | 16 |
440 | Your Dads club was banned from the park, again. | 1.4709 | 0.05434 | 172 | 113 | 37 | 22 |
441 | So, it is not just my feelings I bury. | 1.4706 | 0.05645 | 153 | 99 | 36 | 18 |
442 | They're dancing the roomba. | 1.4706 | 0.05419 | 170 | 111 | 38 | 21 |
443 | You wanted to live near the beach. | 1.4702 | 0.05200 | 168 | 106 | 45 | 17 |
444 | You misunderstood me when I said, “ We’re sitting on a gold mine”. | 1.4702 | 0.05200 | 168 | 106 | 45 | 17 |
445 | This 'find my remote' app is much better than the 'find my keys' one. | 1.4699 | 0.05382 | 166 | 107 | 40 | 19 |
446 | I just love a guy who loses a ring right before he proposes. | 1.4695 | 0.05291 | 164 | 104 | 43 | 17 |
447 | Don't you want to tell them you've already found the remote? | 1.4694 | 0.05571 | 147 | 93 | 39 | 15 |
448 | I don't think that's how you mine Bitcoin. | 1.4691 | 0.04857 | 194 | 123 | 51 | 20 |
449 | You seem distracted. | 1.4689 | 0.05070 | 177 | 112 | 47 | 18 |
450 | Just tell me where you’re hiding all these so-called bitcoins, Michael. | 1.4686 | 0.05363 | 175 | 115 | 38 | 22 |
451 | Ok, I get it. I lose my keys a lot! | 1.4685 | 0.05508 | 143 | 89 | 41 | 13 |
452 | And yet your mother has the nerve to call ME a gold digger? | 1.4685 | 0.05855 | 143 | 93 | 33 | 17 |
453 | You mean you really can’t see them? | 1.4679 | 0.05489 | 156 | 100 | 39 | 17 |
454 | Searching for love in all the wrong places. | 1.4675 | 0.05839 | 154 | 103 | 30 | 21 |
455 | Do you think THEY detect my resentment toward you, Lenny? | 1.4675 | 0.05541 | 154 | 99 | 38 | 17 |
456 | You think they'd start by looking under the seat cushions? | 1.4675 | 0.04896 | 169 | 103 | 53 | 13 |
457 | But it's my favorite underwire bra. | 1.4671 | 0.05436 | 152 | 96 | 41 | 15 |
458 | "When was the last time you vacuumed?" | 1.4667 | 0.05267 | 165 | 105 | 43 | 17 |
459 | I think we need to be the change, rather than search for it. | 1.4667 | 0.05570 | 150 | 96 | 38 | 16 |
460 | Well, the landlord did say the apartment had a beach vibe. | 1.4663 | 0.04790 | 178 | 109 | 55 | 14 |
461 | They said it had something to do with voter fraud. | 1.4658 | 0.05644 | 161 | 107 | 33 | 21 |
462 | You weren’t kidding, your house really is on the beach. | 1.4654 | 0.05411 | 159 | 102 | 40 | 17 |
463 | I don’t think this is how you mine for Bitcoin Jeff… | 1.4654 | 0.05628 | 159 | 105 | 34 | 20 |
464 | If you play a beeping sound on your phone, they all go crazy. | 1.4653 | 0.05988 | 144 | 96 | 29 | 19 |
465 | If they find the ring we can still get married Saturday. | 1.4653 | 0.05654 | 144 | 92 | 37 | 15 |
466 | It was not ‘ just an earring’ to me. | 1.4651 | 0.05176 | 172 | 110 | 44 | 18 |
467 | Couldn’t they just look between the cushions? | 1.4651 | 0.04765 | 172 | 104 | 56 | 12 |
468 | They found my keys three days ago, but I enjoy their company. | 1.4650 | 0.05074 | 157 | 96 | 49 | 12 |
469 | Their unemployment benefits ran out. | 1.4648 | 0.05799 | 142 | 92 | 34 | 16 |
470 | I feel like we’re sitting on a goldmine. | 1.4648 | 0.05624 | 142 | 90 | 38 | 14 |
471 | They can’t find anything for us to talk about, either… | 1.4645 | 0.05952 | 155 | 106 | 26 | 23 |
472 | Not what I pictured when you said your friends were all metal-heads. | 1.4645 | 0.05359 | 155 | 98 | 42 | 15 |
473 | Adults these days are always on their devices... | 1.4643 | 0.05771 | 140 | 90 | 35 | 15 |
474 | This Bitcoin-mining-thing is getting way out of hand. | 1.4639 | 0.05514 | 166 | 110 | 35 | 21 |
475 | I have yet to verify your claim that you've buried the hatchet. | 1.4639 | 0.05448 | 166 | 109 | 37 | 20 |
476 | If you weren’t so cheap with the ring, they would have found it by now. | 1.4638 | 0.06011 | 138 | 91 | 30 | 17 |
477 | Your dad's friends are weird | 1.4638 | 0.05159 | 138 | 82 | 48 | 8 |
478 | You could just get a job. | 1.4634 | 0.05429 | 164 | 107 | 38 | 19 |
479 | I don’t think they understand Bitcoin. | 1.4629 | 0.05174 | 175 | 113 | 43 | 19 |
480 | Misplace your keys again, babe? | 1.4629 | 0.04709 | 175 | 106 | 57 | 12 |
481 | Should we tell them that’s not how to mine Bitcoin? | 1.4627 | 0.05769 | 134 | 85 | 36 | 13 |
482 | If you ignore them, they eventually find their way back to the beach. | 1.4624 | 0.04948 | 186 | 119 | 48 | 19 |
483 | What’s this fetish of yours called again? | 1.4621 | 0.05538 | 145 | 92 | 39 | 14 |
484 | Gerald, it doesn’t matter how many people you have looking for bitcoins... this isn’t how it works... | 1.4621 | 0.05451 | 145 | 91 | 41 | 13 |
485 | They’re looking for something called “coins.” | 1.4620 | 0.05435 | 158 | 102 | 39 | 17 |
486 | Honey, this isn’t the kind of sweeping service I had in mind. | 1.4620 | 0.04866 | 184 | 116 | 51 | 17 |
487 | Have they checked the dryer? | 1.4615 | 0.05415 | 143 | 89 | 42 | 12 |
488 | They're apparently looking for your sense of humor. | 1.4610 | 0.05740 | 141 | 91 | 35 | 15 |
489 | It’s not you Steve, I just feel like we are looking for different things | 1.4606 | 0.05471 | 165 | 109 | 36 | 20 |
490 | When I said I’m into heavy metal, this is not what I meant. | 1.4605 | 0.05669 | 152 | 100 | 34 | 18 |
491 | Your apartment reminds me of the beach. | 1.4604 | 0.05800 | 139 | 90 | 34 | 15 |
492 | They're looking for Trump votes. | 1.4600 | 0.05725 | 150 | 99 | 33 | 18 |
493 | I think we should buy this sofa. | 1.4600 | 0.05320 | 150 | 94 | 43 | 13 |
494 | Did you press the 'Find my Phone' thing again?" | 1.4599 | 0.05770 | 137 | 88 | 35 | 14 |
495 | When you said 2021 was going to be a minefield, you were not talking figuratively? | 1.4599 | 0.05862 | 137 | 89 | 33 | 15 |
496 | Be careful with your response... you're entering a minefield. | 1.4593 | 0.05926 | 135 | 88 | 32 | 15 |
497 | I wonder what other couples do on a Saturday. | 1.4593 | 0.05540 | 135 | 84 | 40 | 11 |
498 | Do you think they know something we don't? | 1.4591 | 0.05183 | 159 | 100 | 45 | 14 |
499 | You can't do this every time you misplace your keys. | 1.4589 | 0.05509 | 146 | 93 | 39 | 14 |
500 | You'd think by now at least one of 'em would've checked under the sofa cushions. | 1.4586 | 0.05533 | 157 | 103 | 36 | 18 |
501 | We could have just bought a new remote | 1.4581 | 0.05197 | 155 | 97 | 45 | 13 |
502 | Until they get the AI 100% perfected, our autonomous vacuums are required to have backup drivers. | 1.4577 | 0.06130 | 142 | 97 | 25 | 20 |
503 | I find it strange that you bring a sofa to the beach. | 1.4575 | 0.05563 | 153 | 100 | 36 | 17 |
504 | Seriously,who puts their cryptocurrency password on a nose ring? | 1.4570 | 0.05848 | 151 | 102 | 29 | 20 |
505 | No worry. The good stuff always falls between the couch cushions. | 1.4568 | 0.05261 | 162 | 104 | 42 | 16 |
506 | In the end, we’re all just…searching for something. Aren’t we? | 1.4559 | 0.05892 | 136 | 89 | 32 | 15 |
507 | You checked under the sofa cusions, right? | 1.4558 | 0.05480 | 147 | 94 | 39 | 14 |
508 | You’re the one who wanted a place at the beach. | 1.4557 | 0.05650 | 158 | 106 | 32 | 20 |
509 | Are you sure this is the way to mine bitcoins? | 1.4557 | 0.05281 | 158 | 101 | 42 | 15 |
510 | Don’t they know it’s between the cushions? | 1.4552 | 0.05765 | 134 | 86 | 35 | 13 |
511 | Are you sure it was real gold? | 1.4545 | 0.06023 | 132 | 87 | 30 | 15 |
512 | Have you thought about getting a keychain? | 1.4545 | 0.05764 | 143 | 94 | 33 | 16 |
513 | Did you lose your keys? | 1.4545 | 0.05379 | 154 | 99 | 40 | 15 |
514 | This already cost more than your wedding ring was worth! | 1.4545 | 0.05686 | 154 | 103 | 32 | 19 |
515 | When they said this home was a hidden treasure, this wasn’t what I had in mind. | 1.4540 | 0.05379 | 163 | 107 | 38 | 18 |
516 | I lost my mettle. | 1.4539 | 0.05588 | 152 | 100 | 35 | 17 |
517 | And you said *I* was the gold digger. | 1.4539 | 0.05736 | 141 | 92 | 34 | 15 |
518 | What are the chances of them finding your sense of humour? | 1.4534 | 0.05428 | 161 | 106 | 37 | 18 |
519 | Did all of your uncles retire on the same day? | 1.4534 | 0.05569 | 161 | 108 | 33 | 20 |
520 | Wait, THIS is Bitcoin mining? | 1.4533 | 0.05563 | 150 | 98 | 36 | 16 |
521 | Honey, you know we can just get a universal remote, right? | 1.4532 | 0.05328 | 139 | 86 | 43 | 10 |
522 | I told you this place was right on the beach. | 1.4527 | 0.05281 | 148 | 93 | 43 | 12 |
523 | Can't you just put your keys on the hook? | 1.4521 | 0.05505 | 146 | 94 | 38 | 14 |
524 | Should we tell them the loose change is under the cushions? | 1.4514 | 0.05009 | 144 | 87 | 49 | 8 |
525 | Detect this…we’re over. | 1.4514 | 0.05899 | 144 | 97 | 29 | 18 |
526 | Hope they find my will to live | 1.4510 | 0.05560 | 153 | 101 | 35 | 17 |
527 | They better find this "engagement ring" you claim to have "dropped!" | 1.4509 | 0.04947 | 173 | 110 | 48 | 15 |
528 | Told you a thousand times to keep the key in just one place... | 1.4507 | 0.05616 | 142 | 92 | 36 | 14 |
529 | OK. Come clean. You didn't really lose the ring. You never bought it in the first place, did you? | 1.4507 | 0.05616 | 142 | 92 | 36 | 14 |
530 | Even if they don’t find your 1936 Lincoln penny, will you have them come back when I lose my mind? | 1.4507 | 0.05961 | 142 | 96 | 28 | 18 |
531 | How else should we find the remote? | 1.4504 | 0.05756 | 131 | 84 | 35 | 12 |
532 | You and your teeny-tiny, teeny-tiny earrings. | 1.4504 | 0.05857 | 131 | 85 | 33 | 13 |
533 | I don't mind the metal detectors but the two in the cargo shorts have got to go" | 1.4503 | 0.05290 | 151 | 96 | 42 | 13 |
534 | I think you're going overboard with the prenup. | 1.4500 | 0.05764 | 140 | 92 | 33 | 15 |
535 | There are easier ways to find the remote Greg. | 1.4497 | 0.05424 | 149 | 96 | 39 | 14 |
536 | Is there something you're not telling me? | 1.4496 | 0.06024 | 129 | 85 | 30 | 14 |
537 | Too bad those things aren’t vacuums. | 1.4496 | 0.05923 | 129 | 84 | 32 | 13 |
538 | I thought it would be funny to mark our house as an old Civil War battleground on Google Maps | 1.4496 | 0.06319 | 129 | 88 | 24 | 17 |
539 | You should have told me you’re metallurgic. | 1.4493 | 0.05733 | 138 | 90 | 34 | 14 |
540 | How long has it been since you vacuumed? | 1.4488 | 0.05885 | 127 | 82 | 33 | 12 |
541 | OK, but please keep the keys on the hook from now on. | 1.4488 | 0.05668 | 127 | 80 | 37 | 10 |
542 | Look, when I said Love is a minefield, I think you overreacted. | 1.4487 | 0.05403 | 156 | 102 | 38 | 16 |
543 | I don't know... They just showed up after I pressed the find my phone button! | 1.4487 | 0.05479 | 156 | 103 | 36 | 17 |
544 | Are we missing something here? | 1.4487 | 0.04838 | 156 | 95 | 52 | 9 |
545 | When you say we need to talk, I feel like I'm walking into a mine field. | 1.4485 | 0.05979 | 136 | 91 | 29 | 16 |
546 | Let's just buy a new remote. | 1.4485 | 0.05699 | 136 | 88 | 35 | 13 |
547 | The chances of them exercising their mineral rights were a million to one, he said. | 1.4483 | 0.05784 | 145 | 97 | 31 | 17 |
548 | Are you sure you ‘lost’ the engagement ring? | 1.4483 | 0.05616 | 145 | 95 | 35 | 15 |
549 | I told you our StayCation would be just like being at the beach | 1.4483 | 0.05172 | 145 | 90 | 45 | 10 |
550 | My money's on the guy in the plaid. | 1.4481 | 0.05215 | 154 | 98 | 43 | 13 |
551 | You could just get a new phone. | 1.4478 | 0.05952 | 134 | 89 | 30 | 15 |
552 | What did you say in that post? | 1.4470 | 0.05621 | 132 | 84 | 37 | 11 |
553 | You told them we were mining CRYPTO right? | 1.4468 | 0.05643 | 141 | 92 | 35 | 14 |
554 | Or we could just look under the cushions for loose change. | 1.4468 | 0.05643 | 141 | 92 | 35 | 14 |
555 | Lost the car keys again? | 1.4465 | 0.05327 | 159 | 104 | 39 | 16 |
556 | Did you try looking under the cushions? | 1.4462 | 0.05785 | 130 | 84 | 34 | 12 |
557 | Very impressive response but what was it doing off you finger in the first place. | 1.4460 | 0.05609 | 139 | 90 | 36 | 13 |
558 | Why don't you just put your car keys on a hook? | 1.4459 | 0.05143 | 157 | 100 | 44 | 13 |
559 | Don't you have any friends who know what mining for bitcoin actually entails? | 1.4453 | 0.06056 | 128 | 85 | 29 | 14 |
560 | I told you the keys were on the counter. | 1.4453 | 0.05635 | 128 | 81 | 37 | 10 |
561 | When you said it was a small engagement ring, exactly how small was it? | 1.4453 | 0.05761 | 137 | 90 | 33 | 14 |
562 | Isn't this a bit of overkill? I'm sure your keys will turn up. | 1.4453 | 0.05376 | 137 | 86 | 41 | 10 |
563 | Most people have two sets of car keys. | 1.4444 | 0.05154 | 153 | 97 | 44 | 12 |
564 | It's not just a penny. It's a 1943 copper-alloy penny! | 1.4444 | 0.06126 | 126 | 84 | 28 | 14 |
565 | Why did you tell your mom I lost your grandmother’s wedding ring? | 1.4444 | 0.05556 | 153 | 102 | 34 | 17 |
566 | So where's the change you promised? | 1.4444 | 0.06022 | 126 | 83 | 30 | 13 |
567 | You know I found my ring yesterday | 1.4444 | 0.05642 | 144 | 95 | 34 | 15 |
568 | Wait til they realize it's between the couch cushions. | 1.4437 | 0.05368 | 151 | 98 | 39 | 14 |
569 | Your relatives have taken “Where’s the ring?” too far this time | 1.4437 | 0.05957 | 142 | 97 | 27 | 18 |
570 | They better find that remote in time for my show. | 1.4436 | 0.05982 | 133 | 89 | 29 | 15 |
571 | Don’t think for a minute this is better than actually GOING to the beach | 1.4436 | 0.06077 | 133 | 90 | 27 | 16 |
572 | Apparently this is where the Rainbow ends. | 1.4435 | 0.06304 | 124 | 84 | 25 | 15 |
573 | Just order a new set of keys already. | 1.4435 | 0.06407 | 124 | 85 | 23 | 16 |
574 | They were told to work from home, but no one specified whose home | 1.4435 | 0.05983 | 124 | 81 | 31 | 12 |
575 | Now that I think about it, maybe I wasn't even wearing an earring. | 1.4429 | 0.06021 | 140 | 96 | 26 | 18 |
576 | I told you not to build on the beach. | 1.4429 | 0.05669 | 140 | 92 | 34 | 14 |
577 | Honey, your cellphone is in your hand. | 1.4429 | 0.05848 | 140 | 94 | 30 | 16 |
578 | There are five Geigers but who’s counting? | 1.4429 | 0.05390 | 140 | 89 | 40 | 11 |
579 | Just relax. They tell me it is only once a day and purely precautionary | 1.4426 | 0.06054 | 122 | 80 | 30 | 12 |
580 | Will your dad’s friends be staying for dinner | 1.4423 | 0.05322 | 156 | 102 | 39 | 15 |
581 | Who knew it would be so hard to find the TV remote? | 1.4422 | 0.05640 | 147 | 98 | 33 | 16 |
582 | What happened to just looking between the cushions? | 1.4419 | 0.05709 | 129 | 83 | 35 | 11 |
583 | I got to keep the house, but had to sell the mining rights | 1.4419 | 0.06019 | 129 | 86 | 29 | 14 |
584 | When the agent said this place was a hidden gem, I didn't think she meant it literally. | 1.4419 | 0.05917 | 129 | 85 | 31 | 13 |
585 | Yes, I do believe in thrift. But couldn't you just forget about the quarter? | 1.4414 | 0.05438 | 145 | 94 | 38 | 13 |
586 | Are you sure you didn’t leave them in the car? | 1.4414 | 0.05259 | 145 | 92 | 42 | 11 |
587 | It’s always in the couch cushions | 1.4414 | 0.05612 | 145 | 96 | 34 | 15 |
588 | I didn't really mean it when I said "If you lose your house key again you're outta here." | 1.4412 | 0.05598 | 136 | 88 | 36 | 12 |
589 | I liked it better when you guys used to play poker! | 1.4412 | 0.05500 | 136 | 87 | 38 | 11 |
590 | You never know what you’ll find in old shag carpet. | 1.4412 | 0.05598 | 136 | 88 | 36 | 12 |
591 | Are you sure you didn’t leave them in the door again? | 1.4412 | 0.05500 | 136 | 87 | 38 | 11 |
592 | And your mom said I was the gold digger? | 1.4409 | 0.06290 | 127 | 87 | 24 | 16 |
593 | Shouldn’t they be looking in our haystack instead? | 1.4406 | 0.05310 | 143 | 91 | 41 | 11 |
594 | Just admit you lost your car keys | 1.4403 | 0.05851 | 134 | 89 | 31 | 14 |
595 | I knew you were into heavy metal, but this wasn't what I pictured. | 1.4403 | 0.05656 | 134 | 87 | 35 | 12 |
596 | For a quick clean, I replace the heads of their metal detectors with Roombas and tell them I dropped some gold. | 1.4403 | 0.05755 | 134 | 88 | 33 | 13 |
597 | I'm getting a lot of mixed signals | 1.4403 | 0.05755 | 134 | 88 | 33 | 13 |
598 | Well for starters they're detecting your sarcasm. | 1.4400 | 0.05946 | 125 | 82 | 31 | 12 |
599 | Cheap beachfront property didn’t raise any red flags? | 1.4400 | 0.05308 | 150 | 97 | 40 | 13 |
600 | Why is this beachfront property so cheap, you asked. | 1.4400 | 0.05836 | 125 | 81 | 33 | 11 |
601 | This isn’t what I pictured when you invited me back to your beach house | 1.4394 | 0.06202 | 132 | 91 | 24 | 17 |
602 | So far two gold doubloons, the retainer my brother lost last January, and somebody's engagement ring, but no car keys yet. | 1.4392 | 0.05443 | 148 | 97 | 37 | 14 |
603 | Did you really drop the ring? | 1.4390 | 0.05309 | 123 | 75 | 42 | 6 |
604 | I think it’s time to send in the Roomba. | 1.4388 | 0.05876 | 139 | 94 | 29 | 16 |
605 | Imagine if they could vacuum too! | 1.4385 | 0.05779 | 130 | 85 | 33 | 12 |
606 | This "Find-My-Keys" app is seriously old school. | 1.4385 | 0.05779 | 130 | 85 | 33 | 12 |
607 | Really? I know we sat here for 15 months but could we have dropped that much change in the couch? | 1.4384 | 0.05232 | 146 | 93 | 42 | 11 |
608 | Just be cool. We’re sitting on about $27 of couch coin. | 1.4380 | 0.05566 | 137 | 89 | 36 | 12 |
609 | You never had a ring for me in the first place. Did you? | 1.4379 | 0.05551 | 153 | 103 | 33 | 17 |
610 | They're my dad's friends. I told him I'd lost some bitcoins. | 1.4375 | 0.05443 | 160 | 108 | 34 | 18 |
611 | Funny. The first place I would check would be under the sofa cushions. | 1.4375 | 0.05550 | 144 | 95 | 35 | 14 |
612 | Well, they did advertise it as a 'beach house.' | 1.4375 | 0.05843 | 128 | 84 | 32 | 12 |
613 | You lost your wedding ring, got it, anything else you want to tell me? | 1.4375 | 0.05373 | 144 | 93 | 39 | 12 |
614 | Don’t mind them, they just want their engagement rings back. | 1.4375 | 0.05462 | 144 | 94 | 37 | 13 |
615 | Remember when we could get coins at a bank? | 1.4370 | 0.05321 | 135 | 85 | 41 | 9 |
616 | Maybe they'll find that engagement ring you promised me. | 1.4370 | 0.05721 | 135 | 89 | 33 | 13 |
617 | No, Brad, I don't think they'll find you a sense of humor. | 1.4370 | 0.05817 | 135 | 90 | 31 | 14 |
618 | I’m expecting an engagement ring. If I don’t find it, you’re history. | 1.4370 | 0.05678 | 119 | 75 | 36 | 8 |
619 | I hired them to find what we used to like about each other. | 1.4366 | 0.05606 | 142 | 94 | 34 | 14 |
620 | While they're at it, can you ask them to detect any passion? | 1.4366 | 0.05516 | 142 | 93 | 36 | 13 |
621 | Why can't we just look in the sofa cushions for spare change like normal people for once? | 1.4361 | 0.05683 | 133 | 87 | 34 | 12 |
622 | And I thought bringing a sofa to the beach would be soooo relaxing! | 1.4361 | 0.06071 | 133 | 91 | 26 | 16 |
623 | I just want to be absolutely sure it’s safe to leave the sofa. | 1.4361 | 0.05880 | 133 | 89 | 30 | 14 |
624 | I'm detecting some misgivings about our relationship. | 1.4357 | 0.05572 | 140 | 92 | 35 | 13 |
625 | Still think it was a good idea to bring our couch to the beach? | 1.4357 | 0.05664 | 140 | 93 | 33 | 14 |
626 | Lemme guess: you told your dad about bitcoins?" | 1.4356 | 0.07094 | 101 | 70 | 18 | 13 |
627 | All I said was I lost a bitcoin. | 1.4355 | 0.05753 | 124 | 80 | 34 | 10 |
628 | At what point do we give up and let them look between the cushions? | 1.4354 | 0.05381 | 147 | 96 | 38 | 13 |
629 | It's dad's heavy metal band | 1.4351 | 0.05846 | 131 | 87 | 31 | 13 |
630 | If we had a second set of keys we wouldn't have to sit through this every weekend, Carl! | 1.4351 | 0.05945 | 131 | 88 | 29 | 14 |
631 | I have them do a sweep before any first date. | 1.4351 | 0.05641 | 131 | 85 | 35 | 11 |
632 | They heard me call you precious. | 1.4348 | 0.05723 | 138 | 92 | 32 | 14 |
633 | It's time to admit that your wedding ring is more than just 'misplaced.' | 1.4348 | 0.05271 | 161 | 107 | 38 | 16 |
634 | This is the metal group you play with? | 1.4348 | 0.05814 | 138 | 93 | 30 | 15 |
635 | These days beach erosion has driven everyone indoors. | 1.4345 | 0.05606 | 145 | 97 | 33 | 15 |
636 | We get half, it's passive income. | 1.4344 | 0.05818 | 122 | 79 | 33 | 10 |
637 | White people are weird. | 1.4341 | 0.06012 | 129 | 87 | 28 | 14 |
638 | Absolutely no sex until my IUD is located. | 1.4333 | 0.06667 | 120 | 85 | 18 | 17 |
639 | What do they do when the music stops? | 1.4333 | 0.06119 | 120 | 80 | 28 | 12 |
640 | Stupid spell check! I was ordering five meal deliveries. | 1.4331 | 0.05978 | 127 | 85 | 29 | 13 |
641 | Who is the guy in the checked shirt? | 1.4330 | 0.07014 | 97 | 66 | 20 | 11 |
642 | This new find my iPhone feature seems a bit invasive! | 1.4328 | 0.05845 | 134 | 90 | 30 | 14 |
643 | I just said to Siri I couldn't find my wallet! | 1.4324 | 0.05266 | 148 | 96 | 40 | 12 |
644 | I liked Poker Night better. | 1.4322 | 0.05955 | 118 | 77 | 31 | 10 |
645 | Where was the last place you saw it? | 1.4322 | 0.05706 | 118 | 75 | 35 | 8 |
646 | Change is the only constant. | 1.4320 | 0.06047 | 125 | 84 | 28 | 13 |
647 | It will be much easier on you if you just admit you lost your wedding ring. | 1.4320 | 0.05487 | 125 | 79 | 38 | 8 |
648 | This wouldn't be happening if you just put your keys in the bowl, like I told you. | 1.4318 | 0.05710 | 132 | 87 | 33 | 12 |
649 | Everyone is looking for something. | 1.4317 | 0.05504 | 139 | 91 | 36 | 12 |
650 | Why am I not believing that you'll propose when they find it? | 1.4310 | 0.06150 | 116 | 77 | 28 | 11 |
651 | Can’t you just admit you searched ‘help finding gold’ instead of mold? | 1.4310 | 0.06270 | 116 | 78 | 26 | 12 |
652 | The crew in the master bedroom are almost done. | 1.4309 | 0.06008 | 123 | 82 | 29 | 12 |
653 | Let's live on the beach!, you said. | 1.4309 | 0.05896 | 123 | 81 | 31 | 11 |
654 | We've been dating 5 years...there must be an engagement ring somewhere. | 1.4308 | 0.05454 | 130 | 83 | 38 | 9 |
655 | I wanted a little realism for our staycation. Just wait till the seagulls get here. | 1.4306 | 0.05456 | 144 | 95 | 36 | 13 |
656 | I told you- you left your Keys in the car. | 1.4305 | 0.05017 | 151 | 96 | 45 | 10 |
657 | Are they going to spend all night listening to heavy metal? | 1.4298 | 0.06471 | 114 | 78 | 23 | 13 |
658 | I told my last girlfriend 'I'll give you a 1909 S VDB penny for your thoughts and I haven't been able to get rid of her brothers | 1.4298 | 0.06471 | 114 | 78 | 23 | 13 |
659 | They’re sarcasm detectors, Mark. | 1.4298 | 0.06590 | 114 | 79 | 21 | 14 |
660 | I told them I dropped a Bitcoin. | 1.4298 | 0.06100 | 114 | 75 | 29 | 10 |
661 | OK, I admit it. I took your quarters to do the laundry. | 1.4298 | 0.06191 | 121 | 82 | 26 | 13 |
662 | I told you we should have buried it somewhere else. | 1.4297 | 0.05283 | 128 | 80 | 41 | 7 |
663 | I promise, they'll find the remote. | 1.4297 | 0.05836 | 128 | 85 | 31 | 12 |
664 | I know people are hoping for change these days but this is ridiculous. | 1.4297 | 0.05730 | 128 | 84 | 33 | 11 |
665 | I thought you said Roomba's playdate was next week? | 1.4296 | 0.05715 | 135 | 90 | 32 | 13 |
666 | Still looking for your Bitcoins? | 1.4296 | 0.05600 | 142 | 95 | 33 | 14 |
667 | You gotta admit, our new car keys location service is very responsive. | 1.4295 | 0.05324 | 149 | 98 | 38 | 13 |
668 | You know Kevin, even if they find your balls, I’m still leaving you.” | 1.4286 | 0.06417 | 126 | 89 | 20 | 17 |
669 | They're actually bamboo detectors. This same crew worked on the Arizona audit. | 1.4286 | 0.05677 | 133 | 88 | 33 | 12 |
670 | If they were Apathetic Boyfriend Detectors, they would hear a lot of beeps right now. | 1.4286 | 0.06035 | 119 | 79 | 29 | 11 |
671 | Shouldn't be too long until they find the engagement ring you definitely bought. | 1.4286 | 0.05794 | 119 | 77 | 33 | 9 |
672 | You rent and do not own any mineral rights. | 1.4286 | 0.06599 | 119 | 84 | 19 | 16 |
673 | Until we find the keys we are NOT leaving this apartment | 1.4286 | 0.05682 | 126 | 82 | 34 | 10 |
674 | I'm sorry but I really hate the first day of Loose Change hunting season. | 1.4286 | 0.06035 | 119 | 79 | 29 | 11 |
675 | I told you not to post that $50. reward in Facebook for my lost wedding ring! | 1.4286 | 0.05461 | 147 | 98 | 35 | 14 |
676 | Don’t worry babe, they’ll find the remote soon. | 1.4275 | 0.05623 | 138 | 92 | 33 | 13 |
677 | For the last time, the vaccine DID NOT make me MAGNETIC. Will you please send these guys home? | 1.4275 | 0.05987 | 138 | 96 | 25 | 17 |
678 | For the last time honey. I didn’t hide the remote! | 1.4275 | 0.06037 | 131 | 90 | 26 | 15 |
679 | Depending on what they find, I can take you to either Jean Georges or Wendy’s. | 1.4274 | 0.06185 | 124 | 85 | 25 | 14 |
680 | Are you going to tell them you already found your phone? | 1.4274 | 0.05512 | 124 | 79 | 37 | 8 |
681 | I might have a bit of a reputation as a gold digger. Why do you ask? | 1.4274 | 0.06573 | 117 | 82 | 20 | 15 |
682 | Don't they know, nobody carries change anymore. | 1.4274 | 0.05986 | 117 | 77 | 30 | 10 |
683 | I'm sorry, but we're not starting the show until we find my earring. | 1.4267 | 0.05624 | 150 | 103 | 30 | 17 |
684 | I told them there is a hoard of Spanish gold under the rug, but actually, I am missing my house key. | 1.4262 | 0.05572 | 122 | 78 | 36 | 8 |
685 | Paranoid maybe? But my last relationship was a real minefield. | 1.4262 | 0.06039 | 122 | 82 | 28 | 12 |
686 | Vacuum cleaners that look like mental detectors have really been a game changer | 1.4262 | 0.05810 | 122 | 80 | 32 | 10 |
687 | Don’t even look at me until they find my IUD! | 1.4261 | 0.06305 | 115 | 78 | 25 | 12 |
688 | You had it last! | 1.4261 | 0.06059 | 115 | 76 | 29 | 10 |
689 | Jon, I’m not so sure these are the right people to help you find your mettle. | 1.4261 | 0.05801 | 115 | 74 | 33 | 8 |
690 | They're looking for that engagement ring you must have misplaced. | 1.4255 | 0.05803 | 141 | 97 | 28 | 16 |
691 | Do you get that feeling that we're missing something? | 1.4252 | 0.05757 | 127 | 84 | 32 | 11 |
692 | I’m just gonna sit here and wait for them to figure out the real treasure was the friends made along the way. | 1.4252 | 0.05305 | 127 | 80 | 40 | 7 |
693 | Well, what are your roommates into? | 1.4250 | 0.05757 | 120 | 78 | 33 | 9 |
694 | Get a beach house, you said. It'll be fun, you said. Just the two of us, you said. | 1.4250 | 0.05634 | 120 | 77 | 35 | 8 |
695 | Lost your wedding ring again? | 1.4248 | 0.06133 | 113 | 75 | 28 | 10 |
696 | Lose something? | 1.4248 | 0.06261 | 113 | 76 | 26 | 11 |
697 | Really George. It's just an earring. | 1.4248 | 0.05734 | 113 | 72 | 34 | 7 |
698 | So you say you dropped the ring? | 1.4248 | 0.06133 | 113 | 75 | 28 | 10 |
699 | I’m starting to think we’re sitting on something big… | 1.4248 | 0.06386 | 113 | 77 | 24 | 12 |
700 | No way am I giving up my seat when the music stops. | 1.4240 | 0.05710 | 125 | 82 | 33 | 10 |
701 | Well, I just hope they find my earring. | 1.4240 | 0.05931 | 125 | 84 | 29 | 12 |
702 | They come out every seventeen years. | 1.4240 | 0.06145 | 125 | 86 | 25 | 14 |
703 | I told you this house is a gold mine. | 1.4234 | 0.06078 | 111 | 73 | 29 | 9 |
704 | I don't know. Everything we own is plastic. | 1.4234 | 0.06078 | 111 | 73 | 29 | 9 |
705 | I keep them around, to find the remote. | 1.4234 | 0.05941 | 111 | 72 | 31 | 8 |
706 | Posting on Instagram that you lost your Bitcoin was not a good idea. | 1.4234 | 0.06341 | 111 | 75 | 25 | 11 |
707 | Imagine if they were under the couch this whole time. | 1.4234 | 0.06341 | 111 | 75 | 25 | 11 |
708 | They’re looking for their humanity. Texas is a big state. This may take a while. | 1.4231 | 0.06067 | 130 | 90 | 25 | 15 |
709 | Next time, make sure the ring is actually in the box. | 1.4228 | 0.06000 | 123 | 83 | 28 | 12 |
710 | Don't. Move. The one in plaid is eyeing the sofa cushions. | 1.4228 | 0.05773 | 123 | 81 | 32 | 10 |
711 | Really, Craig? Was looking for the car keys on your own THAT difficult? | 1.4228 | 0.05538 | 123 | 79 | 36 | 8 |
712 | Are you sure you didn't leave your keys in your other pants? | 1.4228 | 0.05773 | 123 | 81 | 32 | 10 |
713 | If they can't find it, the wedding's off. | 1.4224 | 0.06262 | 116 | 79 | 25 | 12 |
714 | One way or another, we’ll find your earring. | 1.4224 | 0.05891 | 116 | 76 | 31 | 9 |
715 | I'm loving this Find My Earring app. | 1.4220 | 0.06424 | 109 | 74 | 24 | 11 |
716 | I might say “yes” but I’ll need to see the ring first. | 1.4220 | 0.06154 | 109 | 72 | 28 | 9 |
717 | So, you told your friends I had a big booty? | 1.4219 | 0.05933 | 128 | 87 | 28 | 13 |
718 | The 5G microchip search team arrived soon after the Jones’s reported no vaccine side effects | 1.4219 | 0.06036 | 128 | 88 | 26 | 14 |
719 | I am beginning to think your keys are gone for good. | 1.4218 | 0.05454 | 147 | 99 | 34 | 14 |
720 | We could be sitting on a gold mine here. | 1.4218 | 0.05623 | 147 | 101 | 30 | 16 |
721 | They’re looking for the plot | 1.4218 | 0.05281 | 147 | 97 | 38 | 12 |
722 | well admit it, you never really did buy me a ring. | 1.4215 | 0.05956 | 121 | 81 | 29 | 11 |
723 | This is not how you find the G spot, Carl | 1.4206 | 0.05785 | 126 | 84 | 31 | 11 |
724 | They call them ' Coins.' It's like ancient money or something. | 1.4203 | 0.05225 | 138 | 89 | 40 | 9 |
725 | I don't know why they don't just look beneath the cushions. | 1.4203 | 0.05709 | 138 | 94 | 30 | 14 |
726 | My point is, don't ever say 'relationship minefield' again. | 1.4196 | 0.06296 | 112 | 76 | 25 | 11 |
727 | You certainly are a very convincing conspiracy theorist. | 1.4196 | 0.05762 | 112 | 72 | 33 | 7 |
728 | So, if they find it, do I have to wait another five years for the wedding? | 1.4196 | 0.06167 | 112 | 75 | 27 | 10 |
729 | Guessing they don't get what 'lost Bitcoins' means? | 1.4196 | 0.06035 | 112 | 74 | 29 | 9 |
730 | They’re searching for reasons not to get vaccinated… | 1.4196 | 0.06422 | 112 | 77 | 23 | 12 |
731 | This is not my idea of a vacation at the beach. | 1.4196 | 0.05473 | 143 | 96 | 34 | 13 |
732 | Some guys never stop listening to metal. | 1.4194 | 0.05737 | 124 | 82 | 32 | 10 |
733 | Stand up! If they can't find the remote, you're sitting on it! | 1.4194 | 0.05737 | 124 | 82 | 32 | 10 |
734 | Do they know that the new washing machines take credit cards? | 1.4194 | 0.05850 | 124 | 83 | 30 | 11 |
735 | Well, the real estate agent told us the place was a hidden treasure... | 1.4188 | 0.05852 | 117 | 77 | 31 | 9 |
736 | And you're sure you wouldn't be happy if we got you a new 'lucky' paper clip? | 1.4188 | 0.05977 | 117 | 78 | 29 | 10 |
737 | Goddam car keys. | 1.4182 | 0.06507 | 110 | 76 | 22 | 12 |
738 | They all said they would find it or it's free. That's why they don't look so happy. | 1.4182 | 0.05831 | 110 | 71 | 32 | 7 |
739 | Wouldn’t it be more useful if they used vacuum cleaners? | 1.4182 | 0.05686 | 110 | 70 | 34 | 6 |
740 | Let’s hope they don’t check the sofa | 1.4182 | 0.05831 | 110 | 71 | 32 | 7 |
741 | How long will your uncles be staying? | 1.4182 | 0.06507 | 110 | 76 | 22 | 12 |
742 | You know, we can always just go get another remote. | 1.4180 | 0.05917 | 122 | 82 | 29 | 11 |
743 | When you said your roommate was into heavy metal, this isn’t what I expected. | 1.4180 | 0.06030 | 122 | 83 | 27 | 12 |
744 | They’re never going to look under the cushions. Should we just give them the quarter? | 1.4179 | 0.05734 | 134 | 91 | 30 | 13 |
745 | Is this your friends’ way of calling me a gold digger? | 1.4174 | 0.06049 | 115 | 77 | 28 | 10 |
746 | I think you need to find the change within yourself. | 1.4174 | 0.06416 | 115 | 80 | 22 | 13 |
747 | I told you we were tracking in sand. | 1.4174 | 0.06049 | 115 | 77 | 28 | 10 |
748 | The next time you lose your keys, let's NOT tell my family. | 1.4173 | 0.05962 | 127 | 87 | 27 | 13 |
749 | If only they could find us something to watch on Netflix. | 1.4167 | 0.06047 | 108 | 71 | 29 | 8 |
750 | Maybe they'll be able to find the engagement ring you promised me. | 1.4167 | 0.05789 | 144 | 101 | 26 | 17 |
751 | It's time we got new financial advisors. | 1.4160 | 0.06030 | 125 | 86 | 26 | 13 |
752 | Maybe it’s time to spring for a spare car key? | 1.4160 | 0.06030 | 125 | 86 | 26 | 13 |
753 | Did you lose your bitcoin, too? | 1.4159 | 0.06251 | 113 | 77 | 25 | 11 |
754 | I told you my friends are all gold diggers! | 1.4159 | 0.05993 | 113 | 75 | 29 | 9 |
755 | Maybe we just buy a new remote." | 1.4155 | 0.05496 | 142 | 96 | 33 | 13 |
756 | Now I’m thinking that your sports buddies weren’t so bad after all. | 1.4153 | 0.05936 | 118 | 79 | 29 | 10 |
757 | All this for your stupid nose ring... | 1.4153 | 0.05153 | 118 | 73 | 41 | 4 |
758 | But the mineral rights are ours once the mortgage is paid? | 1.4153 | 0.05936 | 118 | 79 | 29 | 10 |
759 | I think they misunderstood when I said I was sitting on a gold mine. | 1.4153 | 0.06406 | 118 | 83 | 21 | 14 |
760 | You know there’s a Find My Phone app now, right? | 1.4153 | 0.06057 | 118 | 80 | 27 | 11 |
761 | So what's the deal with mineral rights around here? | 1.4151 | 0.06410 | 106 | 72 | 24 | 10 |
762 | They’re looking for the ring you have yet to propose with | 1.4151 | 0.06549 | 106 | 73 | 22 | 11 |
763 | Those are mental detectors. | 1.4150 | 0.05094 | 147 | 96 | 41 | 10 |
764 | Next time you lose the remote I suggest you buy a new TV. | 1.4146 | 0.06101 | 123 | 85 | 25 | 13 |
765 | Yes, marriage can be a minefield. | 1.4146 | 0.05991 | 123 | 84 | 27 | 12 |
766 | Have you been using cash again? | 1.4144 | 0.06200 | 111 | 75 | 26 | 10 |
767 | I thought we were the change we were looking for. | 1.4144 | 0.06459 | 111 | 77 | 22 | 12 |
768 | We can survive without the remote, darling. | 1.4138 | 0.05881 | 116 | 77 | 30 | 9 |
769 | When I said we’re sitting on a gold mine I didn’t think you’d take me literally. | 1.4138 | 0.06131 | 116 | 79 | 26 | 11 |
770 | Someone has to find my car keys. | 1.4138 | 0.06007 | 116 | 78 | 28 | 10 |
771 | They promised they’d find the remote in 30 minutes or less. | 1.4138 | 0.06007 | 116 | 78 | 28 | 10 |
772 | Still think key hooks are stupid? | 1.4138 | 0.06131 | 116 | 79 | 26 | 11 |
773 | This is the last “pretend we are at the beach”staycation! | 1.4138 | 0.06252 | 116 | 80 | 24 | 12 |
774 | We're sitting on a gold mine here. | 1.4138 | 0.06370 | 116 | 81 | 22 | 13 |
775 | Walking on eggshells was tough, but walking on land mines has brought us closer than ever. | 1.4138 | 0.06487 | 116 | 82 | 20 | 14 |
776 | Who’s going to tell them that all they have to do is check under the cushions? | 1.4135 | 0.05760 | 133 | 91 | 29 | 13 |
777 | There must be a simpler way to find your keys. | 1.4135 | 0.05456 | 133 | 88 | 35 | 10 |
778 | Your roommates get desperate when the rent is due. | 1.4135 | 0.05760 | 133 | 91 | 29 | 13 |
779 | Guess who else won't find what he's looking for? | 1.4135 | 0.06779 | 104 | 73 | 19 | 12 |
780 | So you lost your lucky quarter, get over it. | 1.4135 | 0.06639 | 104 | 72 | 21 | 11 |
781 | You used to be able see the ocean here. | 1.4135 | 0.06352 | 104 | 70 | 25 | 9 |
782 | So, that little tracker tag I got you to find your keys is more invasive than this? | 1.4135 | 0.06352 | 104 | 70 | 25 | 9 |
783 | Just admit you were wrong and you and your friends can go play outside | 1.4135 | 0.06352 | 104 | 70 | 25 | 9 |
784 | Daryl’s hallucinations had become oddly specific, but luckily, non-threatening. | 1.4135 | 0.06915 | 104 | 74 | 17 | 13 |
785 | I said that I lost an IUD, not an IED. | 1.4132 | 0.06284 | 121 | 85 | 22 | 14 |
786 | Is this because I made that comment about you having a screw loose? | 1.4132 | 0.05829 | 121 | 81 | 30 | 10 |
787 | Once they find my ring, we are getting rid of this shag carpet. | 1.4132 | 0.05829 | 121 | 81 | 30 | 10 |
788 | Shouldn’t you have checked the couch first?” | 1.4132 | 0.05710 | 121 | 80 | 32 | 9 |
789 | So, that story about my ring being cleaned? | 1.4132 | 0.05710 | 121 | 80 | 32 | 9 |
790 | Maybe you should ease up on the iron supplements... | 1.4128 | 0.06414 | 109 | 75 | 23 | 11 |
791 | Well, I told not to brag about your coins online. | 1.4128 | 0.06003 | 109 | 72 | 29 | 8 |
792 | They’re looking for the silver lining. | 1.4128 | 0.06003 | 109 | 72 | 29 | 8 |
793 | How much did you tell them your lost earring was worth? | 1.4127 | 0.05776 | 126 | 85 | 30 | 11 |
794 | Have you seen my keys? | 1.4123 | 0.05546 | 114 | 73 | 35 | 6 |
795 | Penny for your thoughts? | 1.4122 | 0.05618 | 131 | 88 | 32 | 11 |
796 | Moving the couch to the beach was a bad idea. | 1.4122 | 0.05512 | 131 | 87 | 34 | 10 |
797 | Look, I was only teasing when I said our relationship was a mine field | 1.4122 | 0.05923 | 131 | 91 | 26 | 14 |
798 | I told you. It's not that kind of coin. | 1.4118 | 0.05666 | 136 | 93 | 30 | 13 |
799 | Maybe the keys are still in the car | 1.4118 | 0.06133 | 119 | 82 | 25 | 12 |
800 | They didn’t realize we meant bitcoins. | 1.4113 | 0.06168 | 124 | 87 | 23 | 14 |
801 | They're searching for my sanity. | 1.4112 | 0.06362 | 107 | 73 | 24 | 10 |
802 | Oh, I just remembered. I put your keys in the kitchen drawer. | 1.4112 | 0.06362 | 107 | 73 | 24 | 10 |
803 | When you said your new friends were into metal, I didn't quite realize what you meant. | 1.4107 | 0.06156 | 112 | 76 | 26 | 10 |
804 | Just admit it. You lost your wedding ring. | 1.4103 | 0.06208 | 117 | 81 | 24 | 12 |
805 | I don’t mine. Do you | 1.4100 | 0.06371 | 100 | 67 | 25 | 8 |
806 | Just keep your keys on the hook next time." | 1.4095 | 0.06006 | 105 | 69 | 29 | 7 |
807 | When you told me the party's theme is "gold-digger", this is not what I was picturing in my head... | 1.4095 | 0.06006 | 105 | 69 | 29 | 7 |
808 | You know I fear change. | 1.4095 | 0.06860 | 105 | 75 | 17 | 13 |
809 | when you said you where joining a metal band this is not what I expected | 1.4095 | 0.06447 | 105 | 72 | 23 | 10 |
810 | ...and you call ME a gold digger! | 1.4095 | 0.06304 | 105 | 71 | 25 | 9 |
811 | Don’t worry, hon. That only happens to old white men. | 1.4094 | 0.05847 | 127 | 87 | 28 | 12 |
812 | I thought it seemed strange when Jerry said he was inviting us over to play Minesweeper. | 1.4094 | 0.05629 | 127 | 85 | 32 | 10 |
813 | I told you my friends were into Heavy Metal. | 1.4091 | 0.06098 | 110 | 74 | 27 | 9 |
814 | If you kept it on your finger, we wouldn't have to do this again. | 1.4091 | 0.05787 | 132 | 91 | 28 | 13 |
815 | Maybe we should check under the cushions. | 1.4087 | 0.05910 | 115 | 77 | 29 | 9 |
816 | . "I keep telling you Honey, I think we're sitting on a gold mine here." | 1.4087 | 0.05910 | 115 | 77 | 29 | 9 |
817 | They can’t even find my stainless steel knee! | 1.4083 | 0.05613 | 120 | 79 | 33 | 8 |
818 | It’s like Pokémon Go but for boomers | 1.4083 | 0.05976 | 120 | 82 | 27 | 11 |
819 | The coin shortage has gotten serious | 1.4080 | 0.05913 | 125 | 86 | 27 | 12 |
820 | It would help if you just put the remote where it belongs | 1.4078 | 0.06535 | 103 | 71 | 22 | 10 |
821 | So what makes you think I'm under surveillance? | 1.4078 | 0.06535 | 103 | 71 | 22 | 10 |
822 | I’m worried they’ll find your fear of commitment and not the engagement ring. | 1.4078 | 0.06237 | 103 | 69 | 26 | 8 |
823 | I wonder when we should tell them I'm wearing steel toed shoes? | 1.4078 | 0.06388 | 103 | 70 | 24 | 9 |
824 | The good news is they may find uranium under the couch. The bad news is they may find uranium under the couch. | 1.4078 | 0.06388 | 103 | 70 | 24 | 9 |
825 | They’re mining for CouchCoin | 1.4078 | 0.06821 | 103 | 73 | 18 | 12 |
826 | Most people would check between the sofa cushions for their car keys first. | 1.4077 | 0.05850 | 130 | 90 | 27 | 13 |
827 | Wouldn’t it have been easier to just lift up the cushions? | 1.4077 | 0.05951 | 130 | 91 | 25 | 14 |
828 | I tell you, this is our only chance at finding a downpayment on a condo. | 1.4077 | 0.05850 | 130 | 90 | 27 | 13 |
829 | Change is good. | 1.4074 | 0.06314 | 108 | 74 | 24 | 10 |
830 | We should have just gotten that golden retriever | 1.4074 | 0.06314 | 108 | 74 | 24 | 10 |
831 | So, why aren’t you wearing our engagement ring? | 1.4071 | 0.05354 | 140 | 94 | 35 | 11 |
832 | Why can't you just admit that you pawned your wedding ring again? | 1.4071 | 0.06112 | 113 | 77 | 26 | 10 |
833 | Actually, they are vintage Roomba's | 1.4071 | 0.06240 | 113 | 78 | 24 | 11 |
834 | Not sure this is the way you mine cryptocurrency. | 1.4065 | 0.05270 | 123 | 79 | 38 | 6 |
835 | I am incredibly addicted to Minesweeper right now | 1.4065 | 0.06091 | 123 | 86 | 24 | 13 |
836 | Your joke about the Maltese Falcon under your floorboards seems to have found an audience. | 1.4062 | 0.05915 | 128 | 89 | 26 | 13 |
837 | (He finally understood why meeting the family would be awkward) | 1.4062 | 0.05810 | 128 | 88 | 28 | 12 |
838 | They guarantee they will find your password. | 1.4060 | 0.05550 | 133 | 90 | 32 | 11 |
839 | You know that’s not how you look for Bitcoin. | 1.4059 | 0.05832 | 101 | 65 | 31 | 5 |
840 | Honey, remember when I said there were a few things in my past I couldn’t talk about? | 1.4059 | 0.06163 | 101 | 67 | 27 | 7 |
841 | I told you, dude, no one understands bitcoin. | 1.4059 | 0.06476 | 101 | 69 | 23 | 9 |
842 | So it turns out we really have been sitting on a gold mine, honey. | 1.4059 | 0.06321 | 101 | 68 | 25 | 8 |
843 | That better not be a ring they're searching for. | 1.4059 | 0.06775 | 101 | 71 | 19 | 11 |
844 | Or you could just ask me what turns me on. | 1.4059 | 0.06476 | 101 | 69 | 23 | 9 |
845 | I’m sure it’ll turn up. | 1.4059 | 0.06163 | 101 | 67 | 27 | 7 |
846 | I've never understood mining for bitcoins. | 1.4057 | 0.06673 | 106 | 75 | 19 | 12 |
847 | This is why I asked you not to track sand in the house. | 1.4056 | 0.05274 | 143 | 96 | 36 | 11 |
848 | If they can't help us find the remote, no one can. | 1.4052 | 0.06120 | 116 | 80 | 25 | 11 |
849 | Yeah... Im sure you 'lost' your wedding ring. | 1.4052 | 0.05869 | 116 | 78 | 29 | 9 |
850 | I told them change comes from within, and they took it a little too literally. | 1.4050 | 0.05818 | 121 | 82 | 29 | 10 |
851 | I think they're are unclear on the concept of bit-coins. | 1.4050 | 0.05699 | 121 | 81 | 31 | 9 |
852 | We must be sitting on a gold mine. | 1.4048 | 0.05541 | 126 | 84 | 33 | 9 |
853 | When are you going to tell them that you didn't actually lose a 1944-S Lincoln steel penny? | 1.4040 | 0.06722 | 99 | 69 | 20 | 10 |
854 | Do you think they know that we're on the second floor? | 1.4040 | 0.06722 | 99 | 69 | 20 | 10 |
855 | They’re looking for my raison d'etre. | 1.4040 | 0.07022 | 99 | 71 | 16 | 12 |
856 | Did you know that our living room was a Civil War Battle Site before we moved in? | 1.4038 | 0.06190 | 104 | 70 | 26 | 8 |
857 | I told Dad I dropped some Dogecoin in the carpet. | 1.4038 | 0.06190 | 104 | 70 | 26 | 8 |
858 | I think I liked it better when they were just all on their phones | 1.4037 | 0.06130 | 109 | 74 | 26 | 9 |
859 | I told you we'd be sitting on a goldmine. | 1.4034 | 0.05763 | 119 | 80 | 30 | 9 |
860 | I wish I had a knee replacement. Just for kicks. | 1.4032 | 0.06051 | 124 | 87 | 24 | 13 |
861 | Does the tv remote even contain metal? | 1.4020 | 0.06424 | 102 | 70 | 23 | 9 |
862 | They work for the tooth fairy. | 1.4020 | 0.06115 | 102 | 68 | 27 | 7 |
863 | It’s called passive income | 1.4020 | 0.06720 | 102 | 72 | 19 | 11 |
864 | Don't tell me you've lost your bearings... | 1.4019 | 0.06621 | 107 | 76 | 19 | 12 |
865 | Who would have thought that eminent domain included a search for the truth? | 1.4017 | 0.05829 | 117 | 79 | 29 | 9 |
866 | Is your dad still trying to mine bitcoin? | 1.4017 | 0.05829 | 117 | 79 | 29 | 9 |
867 | They're drawn to me because I take all these iron supplements. | 1.4017 | 0.05014 | 117 | 73 | 41 | 3 |
868 | When you find the irony, what will you do with it? | 1.4016 | 0.05943 | 127 | 89 | 25 | 13 |
869 | You offered a reward to find the remote? | 1.4000 | 0.06151 | 115 | 80 | 24 | 11 |
870 | I'm just going to say it. I don't like your friends. | 1.4000 | 0.06354 | 110 | 77 | 22 | 11 |
871 | Should we tell them Bitcoins aren’t metallic? | 1.4000 | 0.05846 | 120 | 82 | 28 | 10 |
872 | ...what's odd is, they're all right-handed. | 1.4000 | 0.06513 | 100 | 69 | 22 | 9 |
873 | Well! You did say you wanted to be close to the beach. | 1.4000 | 0.05898 | 115 | 78 | 28 | 9 |
874 | Your mother keeps asking why I don't wear it anymore. | 1.4000 | 0.06151 | 115 | 80 | 24 | 11 |
875 | So your mother hires these guys to “help find your phone” if you don’t call every Sunday? | 1.4000 | 0.06026 | 115 | 79 | 26 | 10 |
876 | I guess it's been a while since we vacuumed. | 1.4000 | 0.07248 | 80 | 55 | 18 | 7 |
877 | Well… it’s cheaper than a roomba. | 1.4000 | 0.06394 | 115 | 82 | 20 | 13 |
878 | Would it kill you to just leave your keys on the hutch? | 1.4000 | 0.06354 | 110 | 77 | 22 | 11 |
879 | Look, I have to find it, it's my favourite needle ! | 1.4000 | 0.06356 | 100 | 68 | 24 | 8 |
880 | ...and these are the same friends who roped you into bitcoin mining... | 1.3985 | 0.05540 | 133 | 91 | 31 | 11 |
881 | I wasn't just talking about emotional landmines. | 1.3982 | 0.06099 | 113 | 78 | 25 | 10 |
882 | It might be time to tell them the gold mine you're sitting on is actually an idea. | 1.3982 | 0.06099 | 113 | 78 | 25 | 10 |
883 | I lost my virginity somewhere around here. | 1.3981 | 0.06700 | 108 | 78 | 17 | 13 |
884 | They're still looking for Jimmy Hoffa? | 1.3981 | 0.06020 | 108 | 73 | 27 | 8 |
885 | Most people bring home seashells! | 1.3981 | 0.06068 | 103 | 69 | 27 | 7 |
886 | You sure we only took half a gram | 1.3980 | 0.07067 | 98 | 71 | 15 | 12 |
887 | I hear you’re into heavy metal. | 1.3980 | 0.06606 | 98 | 68 | 21 | 9 |
888 | No, this is usually how the HOA ‘welcomes’ new black residents. Try not to startle them. Remember, they’re more afraid of you than you are of them. | 1.3980 | 0.06763 | 98 | 69 | 19 | 10 |
889 | It beats a day job. | 1.3977 | 0.06573 | 88 | 59 | 23 | 6 |
890 | i told them we bought a money pit… | 1.3969 | 0.05701 | 131 | 91 | 28 | 12 |
891 | This is not what I imagined when you said our staycation would be just like going to the beach. | 1.3967 | 0.05564 | 121 | 81 | 32 | 8 |
892 | I have a feeling our property taxes are going up. | 1.3967 | 0.05687 | 121 | 82 | 30 | 9 |
893 | I told them you must have lost the engagement ring. | 1.3966 | 0.05727 | 116 | 78 | 30 | 8 |
894 | When I said we're sitting on gold, I meant figuratively. | 1.3962 | 0.05947 | 106 | 71 | 28 | 7 |
895 | Tell me the truth... you hocked my engagement ring, didn't you. | 1.3962 | 0.06523 | 106 | 75 | 20 | 11 |
896 | Really? This is your idea of shopping for an engagement ring from home! | 1.3960 | 0.06760 | 101 | 72 | 18 | 11 |
897 | What is it we're missing? | 1.3960 | 0.07047 | 101 | 74 | 14 | 13 |
898 | Can't wait till they're allowed back outside to search for spare change on the beach. | 1.3960 | 0.06760 | 101 | 72 | 18 | 11 |
899 | OK, admit it. You sold the ring. | 1.3960 | 0.06306 | 101 | 69 | 24 | 8 |
900 | It's a clause in the full disclosure agreement the buyer made us sign." | 1.3960 | 0.07047 | 101 | 74 | 14 | 13 |
901 | Maybe WE'RE the ones in the wrong place. | 1.3958 | 0.06366 | 96 | 65 | 24 | 7 |
902 | So, you don’t have any fillings. | 1.3958 | 0.06536 | 96 | 66 | 22 | 8 |
903 | They get a five out of five on Yelp for finding lost car keys. | 1.3958 | 0.06702 | 96 | 67 | 20 | 9 |
904 | My dad built the house on this big ‘X’ — Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it! | 1.3958 | 0.06191 | 96 | 64 | 26 | 6 |
905 | The advert said unwanted golden retrievers. | 1.3958 | 0.06702 | 96 | 67 | 20 | 9 |
906 | I'm detecting some weird vibes. | 1.3958 | 0.06366 | 96 | 65 | 24 | 7 |
907 | They’re searching for what happened to our sex life. | 1.3958 | 0.07021 | 96 | 69 | 16 | 11 |
908 | Are you sure this is the fastest way to find your keys? | 1.3952 | 0.05705 | 124 | 85 | 29 | 10 |
909 | I guess getting a beach house was not such a great idea after all. | 1.3952 | 0.05470 | 124 | 83 | 33 | 8 |
910 | The rent IS cheap. But ‘ archaeological site ‘ should have warned you Thor. | 1.3950 | 0.06111 | 119 | 84 | 23 | 12 |
911 | Well, you're the one who wanted beach front property. | 1.3950 | 0.05751 | 119 | 81 | 29 | 9 |
912 | Oh, did I forget to mention my roommate has a weekly metal detector group? | 1.3950 | 0.05625 | 119 | 80 | 31 | 8 |
913 | We are going to find your wedding ring, and you are going to wear it | 1.3950 | 0.05625 | 119 | 80 | 31 | 8 |
914 | It’s time to tell your dad and his friends what you really meant when you said you lost a fortune in Bitcoin. | 1.3947 | 0.06055 | 114 | 79 | 25 | 10 |
915 | Do I detect a hint of sarcasm? | 1.3947 | 0.06182 | 114 | 80 | 23 | 11 |
916 | You still think I'm a gold-digger? | 1.3945 | 0.05832 | 109 | 73 | 29 | 7 |
917 | Is it too late to ask if you’ve checked under the cushions? | 1.3945 | 0.06388 | 109 | 77 | 21 | 11 |
918 | Yes, this is your fault. You're the one who tweeted we were 'sitting on a goldmine.' What did you think was going to happen? | 1.3942 | 0.06021 | 104 | 70 | 27 | 7 |
919 | I said I needed help finding my inner mettle. | 1.3942 | 0.06174 | 104 | 71 | 25 | 8 |
920 | I promise I won't invite myself to boys' night again. | 1.3942 | 0.05864 | 104 | 69 | 29 | 6 |
921 | Just admit you don"t want to wear your ring! | 1.3942 | 0.05217 | 137 | 92 | 36 | 9 |
922 | Get it? They are looking for your sense of irony too. | 1.3939 | 0.06858 | 99 | 71 | 17 | 11 |
923 | The “Find My” app is down for maintenance, so they sent these guys. | 1.3937 | 0.05495 | 127 | 86 | 32 | 9 |
924 | Why can't you just go look for your keys like everybody else?. | 1.3936 | 0.06456 | 94 | 64 | 23 | 7 |
925 | Everyone's got a device these days. | 1.3936 | 0.06276 | 94 | 63 | 25 | 6 |
926 | If you have property in downtown Manhattan, you could be sitting on a goldmine. Call us free today to book a valuation with our teams of experts. | 1.3936 | 0.06276 | 94 | 63 | 25 | 6 |
927 | I still don't see how this is easier than resetting the password. | 1.3936 | 0.07130 | 94 | 68 | 15 | 11 |
928 | once they find the car keys we can go | 1.3934 | 0.05998 | 122 | 86 | 24 | 12 |
929 | If only we could remember what it was we lost… | 1.3934 | 0.05768 | 122 | 84 | 28 | 10 |
930 | ‘Had I known they were coming over, I would’ve given them vacuums’ | 1.3934 | 0.05884 | 122 | 85 | 26 | 11 |
931 | You were right! It takes a village to find a lost earring. | 1.3929 | 0.05862 | 112 | 76 | 28 | 8 |
932 | The remote has to be somewhere. | 1.3929 | 0.05862 | 112 | 76 | 28 | 8 |
933 | Early mornings on the beach were much nicer after Jessica and Michael upgraded their beach chairs. | 1.3925 | 0.06335 | 107 | 75 | 22 | 10 |
934 | Is this what you meant when you asked if I dig metal? | 1.3923 | 0.05514 | 130 | 89 | 31 | 10 |
935 | You get the feeling we're sitting on something valuable? | 1.3922 | 0.06098 | 102 | 69 | 26 | 7 |
936 | These are the guys I told you I met in Prospect Park. | 1.3920 | 0.05781 | 125 | 87 | 27 | 11 |
937 | I didn't think your friends were that kind of metal fan | 1.3920 | 0.05668 | 125 | 86 | 29 | 10 |
938 | Remind me again, why did we bring our couch to the beach? | 1.3918 | 0.06481 | 97 | 67 | 22 | 8 |
939 | Maybe your keys are just under the cushion. | 1.3918 | 0.06481 | 97 | 67 | 22 | 8 |
940 | Do you notice that no one is wearing masks? | 1.3918 | 0.06645 | 97 | 68 | 20 | 9 |
941 | You’re sure you’re not sitting on it? | 1.3918 | 0.06481 | 97 | 67 | 22 | 8 |
942 | Wait, what do *you* do when you lose your keys? | 1.3918 | 0.06645 | 97 | 68 | 20 | 9 |
943 | Curling for beginners, dear. | 1.3918 | 0.05963 | 97 | 64 | 28 | 5 |
944 | Internet is down, guess we’ll have to search this way for a bit. | 1.3918 | 0.06960 | 97 | 70 | 16 | 11 |
945 | 'Today's just a dry run. They put the batteries in tomorrow.' | 1.3918 | 0.06313 | 97 | 66 | 24 | 7 |
946 | If you don’t know where your wedding ring is, at least you know you’ll be sleeping here for the next month. | 1.3913 | 0.06365 | 92 | 62 | 24 | 6 |
947 | It’s been like this since Ralph found a quarter in the sofa last week. | 1.3913 | 0.06012 | 115 | 80 | 25 | 10 |
948 | It's raining, so I told them they could practice inside. | 1.3913 | 0.05619 | 115 | 77 | 31 | 7 |
949 | I guess moving the sofa to the beach wasn't such a great idea. | 1.3913 | 0.06905 | 92 | 65 | 18 | 9 |
950 | Wouldn't it be easier to get a spare key for this place? | 1.3913 | 0.06729 | 92 | 64 | 20 | 8 |
951 | I'm pretty sure we'll find my lost engagement ring. | 1.3913 | 0.06550 | 92 | 63 | 22 | 7 |
952 | Sure, there are some inconveniences, but the historical designation gets you this cool plaque for the front of the house. | 1.3913 | 0.06729 | 92 | 64 | 20 | 8 |
953 | Some Republican congressman hired them to search for a voting machine they say our landlord hid. They're paying me for my silence so why not? | 1.3913 | 0.06500 | 115 | 84 | 17 | 14 |
954 | Tension. Detected. | 1.3913 | 0.07076 | 92 | 66 | 16 | 10 |
955 | Can't you just buy another I.U.D.? | 1.3909 | 0.05644 | 110 | 73 | 31 | 6 |
956 | That's the last time I let you be in charge of the remote. | 1.3909 | 0.06071 | 110 | 76 | 25 | 9 |
957 | And still, no one's checking under the cushions?" | 1.3905 | 0.06274 | 105 | 73 | 23 | 9 |
958 | You are a worry wart, but isn't it excessive to sweep the living room for land mines? | 1.3905 | 0.06560 | 105 | 75 | 19 | 11 |
959 | Why do I have the feeling you lost your wedding ring again? | 1.3902 | 0.05492 | 123 | 83 | 32 | 8 |
960 | Is this a hint about a ring? | 1.3901 | 0.05305 | 141 | 97 | 33 | 11 |
961 | Next time read the fine print before you accept cookies. | 1.3900 | 0.06340 | 100 | 69 | 23 | 8 |
962 | I don't think this is how you find lost bitcoins. | 1.3900 | 0.06651 | 100 | 71 | 19 | 10 |
963 | Honey, it's just a dime. | 1.3898 | 0.05777 | 118 | 81 | 28 | 9 |
964 | They're looking for a show we'll both watch. | 1.3895 | 0.06574 | 95 | 66 | 21 | 8 |
965 | Do you ever get that feeling there's something going on that we know nothing about...? | 1.3895 | 0.06742 | 95 | 67 | 19 | 9 |
966 | You should really read the Terms before you allow data mining. | 1.3895 | 0.07066 | 95 | 69 | 15 | 11 |
967 | I brought them in to find your keys. | 1.3894 | 0.05683 | 113 | 76 | 30 | 7 |
968 | You knew I was a clean freak before you married me. | 1.3894 | 0.05954 | 113 | 78 | 26 | 9 |
969 | You searched “find some change in our lives” and went for the first hit. Just admit it! | 1.3889 | 0.06815 | 108 | 80 | 14 | 14 |
970 | They’re my last ditch effort to locate my ear buds.” | 1.3889 | 0.05709 | 108 | 72 | 30 | 6 |
971 | Is it too soon to tell them those are only vacuums? | 1.3884 | 0.06251 | 121 | 88 | 19 | 14 |
972 | It's me...all my relationships are mine fields" | 1.3884 | 0.05551 | 121 | 82 | 31 | 8 |
973 | You really have to stop misplacing the remote. | 1.3883 | 0.05891 | 103 | 69 | 28 | 6 |
974 | Well, our realtor did say this home was a hidden treasure and quite a find. | 1.3883 | 0.06051 | 103 | 70 | 26 | 7 |
975 | They're looking for the jewelry you didn't buy me. | 1.3883 | 0.06506 | 103 | 73 | 20 | 10 |
976 | I think we’re at the wrong party. | 1.3883 | 0.06051 | 103 | 70 | 26 | 7 |
977 | Well we are all searching for something dear. | 1.3883 | 0.06650 | 103 | 74 | 18 | 11 |
978 | Relax, they’ll find your keys. | 1.3879 | 0.06216 | 116 | 83 | 21 | 12 |
979 | You win. Conspiracy theorists are mind-numbingly gullible. Now get them out of our house. | 1.3878 | 0.06901 | 98 | 71 | 16 | 11 |
980 | Guess we're in a minefield-- | 1.3878 | 0.06261 | 98 | 67 | 24 | 7 |
981 | I vacuum up a bobby pin ONE TIME… | 1.3878 | 0.05916 | 98 | 65 | 28 | 5 |
982 | I get you lost your phone, but you know there’s an app for that? | 1.3878 | 0.06746 | 98 | 70 | 18 | 10 |
983 | If you lost the ring just say that | 1.3876 | 0.05537 | 129 | 89 | 30 | 10 |
984 | You push a button and voila! Now you can see the mysterious men who control the Roombas | 1.3874 | 0.06026 | 111 | 77 | 25 | 9 |
985 | Asking your dad to help find your keys was NOT your brightest idea. | 1.3871 | 0.05928 | 93 | 61 | 28 | 4 |
986 | I know the car keys are somewhere around here. | 1.3871 | 0.06670 | 93 | 65 | 20 | 8 |
987 | Don’t worry, I’m sure the third remote will turn up soon. | 1.3868 | 0.05777 | 106 | 71 | 29 | 6 |
988 | Nick, when they said love is a minefield... | 1.3868 | 0.06226 | 106 | 74 | 23 | 9 |
989 | OK,you dropped it. But even if you do find the ring, I'm no longer in the mood. | 1.3868 | 0.05777 | 106 | 71 | 29 | 6 |
990 | What did you say you store in the basement? | 1.3868 | 0.06226 | 106 | 74 | 23 | 9 |
991 | If this doesn't work out, lets try fracking the basement | 1.3868 | 0.06226 | 106 | 74 | 23 | 9 |
992 | This is what happens when you ask your husband to look for something | 1.3866 | 0.05860 | 119 | 83 | 26 | 10 |
993 | If you’d sewed up that hole in your pocket like I said… | 1.3861 | 0.05965 | 101 | 68 | 27 | 6 |
994 | You’re not into metal? | 1.3861 | 0.06129 | 101 | 69 | 25 | 7 |
995 | I DO believe you brought a ring. | 1.3861 | 0.06129 | 101 | 69 | 25 | 7 |
996 | This isn’t what I meant when I said we need some change | 1.3861 | 0.06744 | 101 | 73 | 17 | 11 |
997 | I can’t believe they don’t have an app for that now. | 1.3860 | 0.05503 | 114 | 76 | 32 | 6 |
998 | It’s easy; you just open the Retired Guys App, post your job, and a bunch of bored white men turn up and find your missing earring. | 1.3860 | 0.06169 | 114 | 81 | 22 | 11 |
999 | How many Dads does it take to find the TV remote? | 1.3858 | 0.05706 | 127 | 89 | 27 | 11 |
1000 | Like I told you - most men I know are looking for something deeper | 1.3854 | 0.06517 | 96 | 67 | 21 | 8 |
1001 | Maybe we should have negotiated harder for the mineral rights. | 1.3854 | 0.06684 | 96 | 68 | 19 | 9 |
1002 | There has to be an easier way to find the TV remote!” | 1.3853 | 0.06101 | 109 | 76 | 24 | 9 |
1003 | They’ve dug up the whole neighborhood so now they aren’t allowed outside anymore. | 1.3853 | 0.06239 | 109 | 77 | 22 | 10 |
1004 | I'm surprised they haven't thought of checking the couch. | 1.3853 | 0.05668 | 109 | 73 | 30 | 6 |
1005 | Do you also listen to metal? | 1.3852 | 0.05755 | 122 | 85 | 27 | 10 |
1006 | So ... should we tell Dad we found the keys? | 1.3852 | 0.05636 | 122 | 84 | 29 | 9 |
1007 | Didn’t we order five COVID detectors? | 1.3846 | 0.06006 | 91 | 60 | 27 | 4 |
1008 | Relax. It's just snowbirds prepping for Florida. | 1.3846 | 0.06587 | 91 | 63 | 21 | 7 |
1009 | Let me this explain again: Libido is not a metallic object. | 1.3846 | 0.07291 | 91 | 67 | 13 | 11 |
1010 | I didn’t know the coin shortage was this bad. | 1.3846 | 0.06597 | 104 | 75 | 18 | 11 |
1011 | Please keep better track of your keys. | 1.3846 | 0.06006 | 91 | 60 | 27 | 4 |
1012 | Next time, try to remember where you left your car keys | 1.3846 | 0.06004 | 104 | 71 | 26 | 7 |
1013 | Aren't we supposed to tell them when they're getting warmer? | 1.3846 | 0.07122 | 91 | 66 | 15 | 10 |
1014 | After seven years of dating, I figured I’d help since you must have dropped that ring somewhere | 1.3846 | 0.06004 | 104 | 71 | 26 | 7 |
1015 | It's in your hand, doofus | 1.3846 | 0.06587 | 91 | 63 | 21 | 7 |
1016 | The only reason you’re not just using find my iPhone is because I suggested it, Todd | 1.3846 | 0.06454 | 104 | 74 | 20 | 10 |
1017 | Can’t believe you convinced me to go with shag! | 1.3846 | 0.06004 | 104 | 71 | 26 | 7 |
1018 | Should we just remove the couch cushions? | 1.3839 | 0.05707 | 112 | 76 | 29 | 7 |
1019 | I TOLD you that social events with my family are a political minefield. | 1.3838 | 0.06533 | 99 | 70 | 20 | 9 |
1020 | Another reason to give up the beach house? | 1.3838 | 0.06374 | 99 | 69 | 22 | 8 |
1021 | It's your fault for giving away the mineral rights when we bought his place. | 1.3832 | 0.05734 | 107 | 72 | 29 | 6 |
1022 | They really need to stop telling people the vaccines gave us microchips. | 1.3832 | 0.06319 | 107 | 76 | 21 | 10 |
1023 | They're really taking this change shortage seriously, aren't they? | 1.3824 | 0.05919 | 102 | 69 | 27 | 6 |
1024 | You’d think someone might check under the cushions. | 1.3824 | 0.06238 | 102 | 71 | 23 | 8 |
1025 | Have they looked under the cushions? | 1.3824 | 0.06392 | 102 | 72 | 21 | 9 |
1026 | These guys are the best. They can find a needle in a haystack. | 1.3824 | 0.06238 | 102 | 71 | 23 | 8 |
1027 | They're detecting a bit of an attitude. | 1.3820 | 0.06686 | 89 | 62 | 20 | 7 |
1028 | I told you this rug pattern hides everything | 1.3820 | 0.06874 | 89 | 63 | 18 | 8 |
1029 | I don’t think you and your friends understand that this is not how Bitcoin works. | 1.3818 | 0.06192 | 110 | 78 | 22 | 10 |
1030 | These are “bs detectors.” I call them for my first dates. | 1.3818 | 0.05916 | 110 | 76 | 26 | 8 |
1031 | Fine, I only skimmed the updated privacy policy. | 1.3814 | 0.06462 | 97 | 68 | 21 | 8 |
1032 | They're here to help me avoid relationship land mines. | 1.3814 | 0.05943 | 97 | 65 | 27 | 5 |
1033 | Are you sure you think you dropped my engagement ring here? | 1.3814 | 0.05943 | 97 | 65 | 27 | 5 |
1034 | I think what you need is a mental detector! | 1.3814 | 0.07096 | 97 | 72 | 13 | 12 |
1035 | Do you have something to tell me? | 1.3814 | 0.06294 | 97 | 67 | 23 | 7 |
1036 | Remember, the divorce settlement says I get half of ALL assets. | 1.3810 | 0.06258 | 105 | 74 | 22 | 9 |
1037 | Stick Shift Roombas? | 1.3805 | 0.05939 | 113 | 79 | 25 | 9 |
1038 | It's my mother. She wants to know how many morons it takes to find a lost wedding ring... | 1.3805 | 0.06325 | 113 | 82 | 19 | 12 |
1039 | Next time you have a hole in your pocket we'll keep it our secret | 1.3805 | 0.05525 | 113 | 76 | 31 | 6 |
1040 | My Dad assumes you lost the engagement ring. | 1.3804 | 0.06709 | 92 | 65 | 19 | 8 |
1041 | I told you this place is a money pit. | 1.3804 | 0.07056 | 92 | 67 | 15 | 10 |
1042 | I know you're stuck working from home right now, but I'm sick of you teaching these Roomba obedience classes in the living room. | 1.3804 | 0.06529 | 92 | 64 | 21 | 7 |
1043 | Martin, this is not what I meant when I said you lost your charm. | 1.3804 | 0.07224 | 92 | 68 | 13 | 11 |
1044 | Americans looking for their democracy | 1.3804 | 0.06885 | 92 | 66 | 17 | 9 |
1045 | We could have just used the spare keys. | 1.3800 | 0.05646 | 100 | 66 | 30 | 4 |
1046 | Have you seen the clicker? | 1.3800 | 0.05822 | 100 | 67 | 28 | 5 |
1047 | Do you think they’ll find your keys? | 1.3796 | 0.05988 | 108 | 75 | 25 | 8 |
1048 | Next time leave your friends at the beach! | 1.3793 | 0.06589 | 87 | 60 | 21 | 6 |
1049 | How much lead paint did you eat as a child? | 1.3793 | 0.06383 | 87 | 59 | 23 | 5 |
1050 | I don't know why you insisted we bring our couch to the beach. | 1.3793 | 0.06789 | 87 | 61 | 19 | 7 |
1051 | This coin shortage is getting serious. | 1.3789 | 0.06020 | 95 | 64 | 26 | 5 |
1052 | Ya think they know something we don't? | 1.3789 | 0.07359 | 95 | 72 | 10 | 13 |
1053 | '"My ex's present on the fifth day of Christmas" | 1.3789 | 0.06381 | 95 | 66 | 22 | 7 |
1054 | I couldn’t find the remote. | 1.3786 | 0.06033 | 103 | 71 | 25 | 7 |
1055 | Perhaps we made the reward for finding my ring a little too high. | 1.3784 | 0.05873 | 111 | 77 | 26 | 8 |
1056 | What? I thought they were your friends! | 1.3784 | 0.05438 | 111 | 74 | 32 | 5 |
1057 | Remember if I find the ring were getting married | 1.3778 | 0.06625 | 90 | 63 | 20 | 7 |
1058 | I'm not even sure they can detect contact lenses. | 1.3778 | 0.06811 | 90 | 64 | 18 | 8 |
1059 | Hey, when was the last time we checked under the cushions? | 1.3776 | 0.06728 | 98 | 71 | 17 | 10 |
1060 | When are you going to tell them that bitcoins can't be found that way? | 1.3776 | 0.06408 | 98 | 69 | 21 | 8 |
1061 | NOW what did you lose? | 1.3776 | 0.06408 | 98 | 69 | 21 | 8 |
1062 | I thought you said you're using your credit card for everything. No more loose change, you said. | 1.3776 | 0.05895 | 98 | 66 | 27 | 5 |
1063 | I know, it seems excessive, but that was my last hair pin. | 1.3776 | 0.06071 | 98 | 67 | 25 | 6 |
1064 | Honey, I don’t think they’ll find the change we’re looking for. | 1.3774 | 0.05912 | 106 | 73 | 26 | 7 |
1065 | It's nice that your dad has friends. But he knows they're not allowed to play in the house. | 1.3772 | 0.05626 | 114 | 78 | 29 | 7 |
1066 | You are sitting on it aren’t you? | 1.3770 | 0.05500 | 122 | 84 | 30 | 8 |
1067 | So your keys must be important? | 1.3770 | 0.05248 | 122 | 82 | 34 | 6 |
1068 | For the last time. No, I don’t know where you left your earbuds. | 1.3765 | 0.06690 | 85 | 59 | 20 | 6 |
1069 | You're the only person I know who still carries change. | 1.3763 | 0.06288 | 93 | 64 | 23 | 6 |
1070 | Don't move. The coins are buried under the couch seats. | 1.3763 | 0.06823 | 93 | 67 | 17 | 9 |
1071 | Not what I had in mind for beachfront property | 1.3763 | 0.05904 | 93 | 62 | 27 | 4 |
1072 | Shhh...,all the coins are IN the couch. | 1.3762 | 0.06110 | 101 | 70 | 24 | 7 |
1073 | I told them I dropped bit coins in the carpet. | 1.3762 | 0.06110 | 101 | 70 | 24 | 7 |
1074 | Okay Clayton, since you asked, how DO you find your phone when it's on silent? | 1.3762 | 0.06110 | 101 | 70 | 24 | 7 |
1075 | Maybe you could just get a new remote? | 1.3762 | 0.05946 | 101 | 69 | 26 | 6 |
1076 | I'm telling you: There are no words that can make this funny. | 1.3762 | 0.06110 | 101 | 70 | 24 | 7 |
1077 | Sorry,my reputation as a serious gold digger seems to preside me! | 1.3762 | 0.06270 | 101 | 71 | 22 | 8 |
1078 | You realise how embarrassing it will be if they’re just under the cushion? | 1.3762 | 0.05777 | 101 | 68 | 28 | 5 |
1079 | I think they believe metal is the newest covid cure | 1.3762 | 0.06110 | 101 | 70 | 24 | 7 |
1080 | Unintended consequences of rising sea-levels. | 1.3762 | 0.06426 | 101 | 72 | 20 | 9 |
1081 | They heard about the $3.17 you found in the couch cushions. | 1.3761 | 0.06084 | 109 | 77 | 23 | 9 |
1082 | Well, we know they won't find an engagement ring around here. | 1.3761 | 0.06157 | 117 | 85 | 20 | 12 |
1083 | Didn't read the fine print in the Find Your Keys app, eh? | 1.3760 | 0.05866 | 125 | 90 | 23 | 12 |
1084 | I must say, I’m not looking forward to our prenup. | 1.3750 | 0.06528 | 88 | 61 | 21 | 6 |
1085 | Seriously Nigel, only you would carry actual Bitcoins in your pocket. | 1.3750 | 0.06497 | 96 | 68 | 20 | 8 |
1086 | How long until you get the rod in your leg taken out? | 1.3750 | 0.06917 | 88 | 63 | 17 | 8 |
1087 | All retired. This is the new woodworking. | 1.3750 | 0.06325 | 88 | 60 | 23 | 5 |
1088 | It's not as bad as when they went through all my books and papers looking for bamboo. | 1.3750 | 0.06917 | 88 | 63 | 17 | 8 |
1089 | Honey, if you close your eyes, you can almost hear the ocean! | 1.3750 | 0.06151 | 96 | 66 | 24 | 6 |
1090 | We used to look between the cushions! | 1.3750 | 0.05690 | 112 | 77 | 28 | 7 |
1091 | Was it a quarter or a dime that you lost? | 1.3750 | 0.06528 | 88 | 61 | 21 | 6 |
1092 | You think they're waiting for us to get up? | 1.3750 | 0.06497 | 96 | 68 | 20 | 8 |
1093 | I think we're sitting on something priceless | 1.3750 | 0.07103 | 88 | 64 | 15 | 9 |
1094 | I told you my dad and his friends were huge metal fans! | 1.3750 | 0.05966 | 112 | 79 | 24 | 9 |
1095 | We’re bound to find the remote now | 1.3750 | 0.06042 | 120 | 87 | 21 | 12 |
1096 | I noticed you weren’t wearing your wedding ring. | 1.3750 | 0.06151 | 96 | 66 | 24 | 6 |
1097 | Do you think they detected us? | 1.3750 | 0.06326 | 96 | 67 | 22 | 7 |
1098 | I believe the downstairs neighbor has been stealing from his job at the steel plant | 1.3750 | 0.06917 | 88 | 63 | 17 | 8 |
1099 | A beach house sounded a lot better in theory" | 1.3750 | 0.05970 | 96 | 65 | 26 | 5 |
1100 | I've heard there's a shortage of pennies. | 1.3739 | 0.05587 | 115 | 79 | 29 | 7 |
1101 | Admit it, the keys aren't here. | 1.3739 | 0.05307 | 115 | 77 | 33 | 5 |
1102 | The first rule of metal detecting is, you don’t talk about metal detecting. | 1.3738 | 0.06016 | 107 | 75 | 24 | 8 |
1103 | If I ever lose my ring again, maybe advertise a smaller reward. | 1.3738 | 0.06161 | 107 | 76 | 22 | 9 |
1104 | They showed up after I reported a missing Bitcoin. | 1.3738 | 0.06302 | 107 | 77 | 20 | 10 |
1105 | Mom said there's a lot of land mines in relationships. | 1.3737 | 0.06354 | 99 | 70 | 21 | 8 |
1106 | Hey remeber you said my girlfriend is a gold digger...it turns out she has an entire squad for the job. | 1.3737 | 0.06190 | 99 | 69 | 23 | 7 |
1107 | Your dad's friends seem nice. | 1.3737 | 0.06190 | 99 | 69 | 23 | 7 |
1108 | Don’t they realize all the coins are in between the cushions? | 1.3737 | 0.06514 | 99 | 71 | 19 | 9 |
1109 | No I didn’t lose my wedding ring. Why do you ask? | 1.3736 | 0.06376 | 91 | 63 | 22 | 6 |
1110 | Looking for love in all the wrong places. | 1.3736 | 0.06376 | 91 | 63 | 22 | 6 |
1111 | Still looking for your keys, I see. | 1.3736 | 0.06565 | 91 | 64 | 20 | 7 |
1112 | There was a time last year when I found these pandemic hobbyists to be inspirational. | 1.3736 | 0.06376 | 91 | 63 | 22 | 6 |
1113 | they had to relocate from the beach because of rising sea levels | 1.3729 | 0.05871 | 118 | 84 | 24 | 10 |
1114 | Gold shag will do that . | 1.3727 | 0.06038 | 110 | 78 | 23 | 9 |
1115 | Your gold digger boyfriends are at least using technology. | 1.3725 | 0.05732 | 102 | 69 | 28 | 5 |
1116 | Yes, romance is a minefield. | 1.3725 | 0.06373 | 102 | 73 | 20 | 9 |
1117 | they are looking for that grandma engagement ring you promised me during the pandemic…if we survived | 1.3725 | 0.05899 | 102 | 70 | 26 | 6 |
1118 | We’re all so in need of change | 1.3725 | 0.06373 | 102 | 73 | 20 | 9 |
1119 | They've lost their minds. | 1.3723 | 0.06762 | 94 | 68 | 17 | 9 |
1120 | Watch what happens when we stand up. | 1.3723 | 0.06414 | 94 | 66 | 21 | 7 |
1121 | They'll be gone soon. Then we can look under the cushions. | 1.3723 | 0.06414 | 94 | 66 | 21 | 7 |
1122 | It’s my retirement plan | 1.3723 | 0.06233 | 94 | 65 | 23 | 6 |
1123 | Wow, there really is a coin shortage | 1.3723 | 0.06233 | 94 | 65 | 23 | 6 |
1124 | Everything I say is valuable. | 1.3721 | 0.06626 | 86 | 60 | 20 | 6 |
1125 | I ask them to come through at low tide, so as not to disturb the couch surfers. | 1.3721 | 0.07027 | 86 | 62 | 16 | 8 |
1126 | So you're into heavy metal? | 1.3721 | 0.06416 | 86 | 59 | 22 | 5 |
1127 | They’re mining little bit coin. | 1.3721 | 0.07027 | 86 | 62 | 16 | 8 |
1128 | If they find a ring, we are getting married. | 1.3721 | 0.06626 | 86 | 60 | 20 | 6 |
1129 | I hired them to find where the love was lost. | 1.3721 | 0.07027 | 86 | 62 | 16 | 8 |
1130 | Well . . . life's a beach. | 1.3721 | 0.06829 | 86 | 61 | 18 | 7 |
1131 | You lost your mojo? | 1.3721 | 0.07027 | 86 | 62 | 16 | 8 |
1132 | "Are you sure this is how to mine bitcoin?" | 1.3714 | 0.06385 | 105 | 76 | 19 | 10 |
1133 | Come on, throw them a dime. | 1.3714 | 0.05783 | 105 | 72 | 27 | 6 |
1134 | I gotta hand it to you, Greg. Advertising your Clit Finder 3000 on that ‘Middle Aged & Divorced’ subreddit was just a fantastic idea | 1.3714 | 0.06665 | 105 | 78 | 15 | 12 |
1135 | I can't believe you lost the remote again | 1.3714 | 0.06091 | 105 | 74 | 23 | 8 |
1136 | This staycation is feeling more like a beach trip all the time! | 1.3714 | 0.05939 | 105 | 73 | 25 | 7 |
1137 | Did you sell the mineral rights too? | 1.3711 | 0.06442 | 97 | 69 | 20 | 8 |
1138 | After they find your car keys, think they can look for your self worth and motivation? | 1.3711 | 0.06099 | 97 | 67 | 24 | 6 |
1139 | Dad and his friends didn’t save for their retirement. | 1.3711 | 0.06767 | 97 | 71 | 16 | 10 |
1140 | Seriously? This is how you find the remote? How lazy are you? | 1.3708 | 0.06468 | 89 | 62 | 21 | 6 |
1141 | When I asked you to show me your mettle, this is not what I had in mind | 1.3708 | 0.06468 | 89 | 62 | 21 | 6 |
1142 | This is not what I expected when I bought the upgraded Find My iPhone service | 1.3708 | 0.06662 | 89 | 63 | 19 | 7 |
1143 | So does your dad even know what a bitcoin is? | 1.3704 | 0.06390 | 108 | 79 | 18 | 11 |
1144 | I wish we hadn't bought a beach house. | 1.3700 | 0.06139 | 100 | 70 | 23 | 7 |
1145 | You lost your wedding ring again, didn’t you? | 1.3700 | 0.05972 | 100 | 69 | 25 | 6 |
1146 | It's a male thing | 1.3700 | 0.05624 | 100 | 67 | 29 | 4 |
1147 | Why don’t you just tell them where you put it? | 1.3700 | 0.06139 | 100 | 70 | 23 | 7 |
1148 | Is this really your idea of a beach vacation? | 1.3697 | 0.05581 | 119 | 83 | 28 | 8 |
1149 | And we thought the Roomba was a slight inconvenience. | 1.3697 | 0.05830 | 119 | 85 | 24 | 10 |
1150 | Maybe we shouldn’t have moved to Florida. | 1.3696 | 0.06506 | 92 | 65 | 20 | 7 |
1151 | Your profile said you were into Heavy Metal. | 1.3696 | 0.07035 | 92 | 68 | 14 | 10 |
1152 | They're detecting notes of irony." | 1.3696 | 0.06687 | 92 | 66 | 18 | 8 |
1153 | When you lose crypto currency it’s gone. This won’t help. | 1.3694 | 0.05993 | 111 | 79 | 23 | 9 |
1154 | Looking for something? | 1.3694 | 0.05713 | 111 | 77 | 27 | 7 |
1155 | Oh! I just remembered. I left my keys at Starbucks. | 1.3694 | 0.05419 | 111 | 75 | 31 | 5 |
1156 | You have to accept it Dan any magnetic attraction between us has gone | 1.3690 | 0.06728 | 84 | 59 | 19 | 6 |
1157 | I don't think those can locate your lost scruples. | 1.3690 | 0.06728 | 84 | 59 | 19 | 6 |
1158 | Ok, you proved your point. White people *will* pay stupid money for anything. | 1.3690 | 0.07533 | 84 | 63 | 11 | 10 |
1159 | I told you this apartment is too close to the beach! | 1.3690 | 0.06287 | 84 | 57 | 23 | 4 |
1160 | I'm detecting some tension in our relationship. | 1.3690 | 0.06938 | 84 | 60 | 17 | 7 |
1161 | Plutonium? What plutonium? | 1.3690 | 0.07142 | 84 | 61 | 15 | 8 |
1162 | No, no, I said you have to prove your METTLE. | 1.3690 | 0.06511 | 84 | 58 | 21 | 5 |
1163 | No, I don't think so. Vacuum cleaners have bags. | 1.3689 | 0.06013 | 103 | 72 | 24 | 7 |
1164 | No worries since we get a 50-50 split. | 1.3684 | 0.05996 | 95 | 65 | 25 | 5 |
1165 | Do you have a problem with my dad’s “mettle” detectors? | 1.3684 | 0.05806 | 95 | 64 | 27 | 4 |
1166 | I'm telling you - the remote is under the couch! | 1.3684 | 0.06359 | 95 | 67 | 21 | 7 |
1167 | There's some underground metal band playing. | 1.3679 | 0.05580 | 106 | 72 | 29 | 5 |
1168 | You told them it was a Bitcoin? | 1.3679 | 0.05738 | 106 | 73 | 27 | 6 |
1169 | Really. Bitcoin Mining !? | 1.3679 | 0.06043 | 106 | 75 | 23 | 8 |
1170 | I'm not shedding magnetized vaccine particles. You? | 1.3679 | 0.05893 | 106 | 74 | 25 | 7 |
1171 | OK--We've created jobs and cleaned the environment. Now what? | 1.3679 | 0.05074 | 106 | 69 | 35 | 2 |
1172 | Gold Diggers | 1.3678 | 0.06143 | 87 | 59 | 24 | 4 |
1173 | No metal here... only k-pop | 1.3678 | 0.06563 | 87 | 61 | 20 | 6 |
1174 | You think they're ready for the beach? | 1.3675 | 0.05771 | 117 | 83 | 25 | 9 |
1175 | With my magnetic personality they don't stand a chance. | 1.3673 | 0.05872 | 98 | 67 | 26 | 5 |
1176 | Don’t move. They can also detect fear. | 1.3673 | 0.06220 | 98 | 69 | 22 | 7 |
1177 | Lost the TV remote again I see. | 1.3673 | 0.06708 | 98 | 72 | 16 | 10 |
1178 | There are simpler ways to look for an engagement ring | 1.3673 | 0.05690 | 98 | 66 | 28 | 4 |
1179 | Where has our love gone? | 1.3673 | 0.06220 | 98 | 69 | 22 | 7 |
1180 | Should I tell them their looking for love in all the wrong places? | 1.3673 | 0.06220 | 98 | 69 | 22 | 7 |
1181 | So I hear you’re into metal | 1.3673 | 0.05690 | 98 | 66 | 28 | 4 |
1182 | I told you it was a bad idea to put the new couch on the beach. | 1.3670 | 0.05925 | 109 | 77 | 24 | 8 |
1183 | They're part of a new data mining app I just downloaded. | 1.3670 | 0.05320 | 109 | 73 | 32 | 4 |
1184 | You’re the one you said you wanted to live at the beach, Kimberly. | 1.3670 | 0.06066 | 109 | 78 | 22 | 9 |
1185 | Word got out. I lost a bitcoin. | 1.3667 | 0.05575 | 90 | 59 | 29 | 2 |
1186 | The ad I called in was, “Treasured Location! Prospects Welcome.” | 1.3667 | 0.07146 | 90 | 67 | 13 | 10 |
1187 | I trust you, I swear” | 1.3667 | 0.05795 | 90 | 60 | 27 | 3 |
1188 | This is a weird flash mob... | 1.3667 | 0.06007 | 90 | 61 | 25 | 4 |
1189 | No, this is not a good substitute for a beach vacation. | 1.3663 | 0.06406 | 101 | 73 | 19 | 9 |
1190 | I'm just glad we have so many friends who are willing to help you find that little screw you lost from your glasses. | 1.3663 | 0.06406 | 101 | 73 | 19 | 9 |
1191 | You can't beat Dropped a Pin, Inc. for fast and efficient service. | 1.3663 | 0.06559 | 101 | 74 | 17 | 10 |
1192 | I’ve already tried looking between the cushions for the Apple remote. | 1.3663 | 0.05755 | 101 | 69 | 27 | 5 |
1193 | But WHY did you tell them that you lost some cryptocurrency in the apartment? | 1.3663 | 0.06406 | 101 | 73 | 19 | 9 |
1194 | Is this your first time at a metal concert? | 1.3661 | 0.06082 | 112 | 81 | 21 | 10 |
1195 | Remind me. Just how much are we charging them? | 1.3659 | 0.07051 | 82 | 59 | 16 | 7 |
1196 | Don't you think it would be easier if I just called your phone and we listened for a buzz? | 1.3659 | 0.06379 | 82 | 56 | 22 | 4 |
1197 | They're just walking their Roomba's. | 1.3659 | 0.07262 | 82 | 60 | 14 | 8 |
1198 | The people downstairs are complaining about having to retriever their pots and pans from their ceiling. | 1.3659 | 0.07262 | 82 | 60 | 14 | 8 |
1199 | I detect meddling. | 1.3656 | 0.05879 | 93 | 63 | 26 | 4 |
1200 | Personal pronouns – I tell you it’s a minefield! | 1.3656 | 0.06264 | 93 | 65 | 22 | 6 |
1201 | So you posted a reward for finding your wedding ring? | 1.3656 | 0.06264 | 93 | 65 | 22 | 6 |
1202 | You were always full of conversational landmines, now I have proof | 1.3654 | 0.05806 | 104 | 72 | 26 | 6 |
1203 | They’re going to find it. You’re going to wear it. | 1.3654 | 0.06120 | 104 | 74 | 22 | 8 |
1204 | This is what I’m talking about when I say your friends are nerds! | 1.3647 | 0.06663 | 85 | 60 | 19 | 6 |
1205 | Are we missing a remote? | 1.3647 | 0.06663 | 85 | 60 | 19 | 6 |
1206 | so far we know that it's not in the haystack | 1.3646 | 0.05946 | 96 | 66 | 25 | 5 |
1207 | 5 metal detectors, 2 phones, Where's the ring? | 1.3646 | 0.05758 | 96 | 65 | 27 | 4 |
1208 | All I said was that I have a hard time with change. | 1.3646 | 0.06642 | 96 | 70 | 17 | 9 |
1209 | Just buy another contact lens. | 1.3646 | 0.06304 | 96 | 68 | 21 | 7 |
1210 | If they can't find it, are we still engaged | 1.3646 | 0.05946 | 96 | 66 | 25 | 5 |
1211 | They're trying to find a little humanity anywhere | 1.3646 | 0.06642 | 96 | 70 | 17 | 9 |
1212 | I believe in getting the emotional land mines out of the way early in a relationship. | 1.3645 | 0.06284 | 107 | 78 | 19 | 10 |
1213 | But the Realtor insisted it was a literal gold mine. | 1.3644 | 0.05602 | 118 | 83 | 27 | 8 |
1214 | Are you still sticking to your 'I lost my ring' story? | 1.3636 | 0.06168 | 99 | 70 | 22 | 7 |
1215 | We should probably tell them we’re not literally sitting on a gold mine. | 1.3636 | 0.06333 | 99 | 71 | 20 | 8 |
1216 | Well you said this relationship was full of land mines. | 1.3636 | 0.05122 | 110 | 73 | 34 | 3 |
1217 | How long before they realize it's under the cushions? | 1.3636 | 0.06700 | 88 | 63 | 18 | 7 |
1218 | five white guys, and of course you see nothing wrong with this picture. | 1.3636 | 0.06502 | 88 | 62 | 20 | 6 |
1219 | They just can’t grasp the idea of bitcoins. | 1.3636 | 0.05998 | 99 | 69 | 24 | 6 |
1220 | Meddle Detectors: they’re here to find disinformation | 1.3636 | 0.06157 | 110 | 80 | 20 | 10 |
1221 | And you said I was a gold digger | 1.3636 | 0.07079 | 88 | 65 | 14 | 9 |
1222 | Darling, I'm not a gold digger. Did I give you that impression? | 1.3627 | 0.05536 | 102 | 69 | 29 | 4 |
1223 | We would have found the ring by now if you ACTUALLY had one and were gonna propose. | 1.3627 | 0.06040 | 102 | 72 | 23 | 7 |
1224 | Did it occur to you that "Couch on historic beach favored by treasure hunters" was exactly that - and nothing else? | 1.3627 | 0.06198 | 102 | 73 | 21 | 8 |
1225 | The IRS clearly doesn’t know what to do about crypto. | 1.3627 | 0.05877 | 102 | 71 | 25 | 6 |
1226 | Do you think you could have lost your keys anywhere else? | 1.3626 | 0.06540 | 91 | 65 | 19 | 7 |
1227 | They’re finding my silver lining. | 1.3626 | 0.07078 | 91 | 68 | 13 | 10 |
1228 | Luckily the gold diggers are easy to spot | 1.3626 | 0.06156 | 91 | 63 | 23 | 5 |
1229 | You won't believe how excited they get when they do the couch. | 1.3625 | 0.06714 | 80 | 56 | 19 | 5 |
1230 | Totally pre-crypto. | 1.3625 | 0.06225 | 80 | 54 | 23 | 3 |
1231 | Why don’t they just look under the cushions? | 1.3625 | 0.06474 | 80 | 55 | 21 | 4 |
1232 | You were right . It was in my other pocketbook. | 1.3625 | 0.07170 | 80 | 58 | 15 | 7 |
1233 | Let's go out for dinner. | 1.3625 | 0.07170 | 80 | 58 | 15 | 7 |
1234 | You can go out with your friends when they find your wedding ring." | 1.3625 | 0.07387 | 80 | 59 | 13 | 8 |
1235 | For God's sake Tony, just tell them you're Iron Man. | 1.3625 | 0.07387 | 80 | 59 | 13 | 8 |
1236 | Annoying, yes, but they're staying until they find my lost earring. | 1.3625 | 0.06945 | 80 | 57 | 17 | 6 |
1237 | You could've just bought me a new ring | 1.3625 | 0.06945 | 80 | 57 | 17 | 6 |
1238 | Who did you sublet to? | 1.3625 | 0.07170 | 80 | 58 | 15 | 7 |
1239 | See, even they can’t find this ‘change’ you said you’d make. | 1.3625 | 0.06474 | 80 | 55 | 21 | 4 |
1240 | I knew this would be a minefield--but really? | 1.3619 | 0.05761 | 105 | 73 | 26 | 6 |
1241 | It must be high tide. | 1.3617 | 0.06739 | 94 | 69 | 16 | 9 |
1242 | What do you expect when you bring your couch to the beach? | 1.3617 | 0.06209 | 94 | 66 | 22 | 6 |
1243 | When I said that some booty on the first date might be possible... | 1.3617 | 0.06567 | 94 | 68 | 18 | 8 |
1244 | Pretty sure the car keys are somewhere around here. | 1.3617 | 0.06022 | 94 | 65 | 24 | 5 |
1245 | Hey, any emotional landmines I should know about? | 1.3617 | 0.06739 | 94 | 69 | 16 | 9 |
1246 | Still haven't found your keys, huh? | 1.3617 | 0.06739 | 94 | 69 | 16 | 9 |
1247 | Metal detecting? No, my brothers' hobby is interfering with my dating life. | 1.3614 | 0.06545 | 83 | 58 | 20 | 5 |
1248 | Your keys are on your nightstand. | 1.3614 | 0.06980 | 83 | 60 | 16 | 7 |
1249 | My dad and his friends are retired. Drop a penny, and watch the excitement. | 1.3614 | 0.06980 | 83 | 60 | 16 | 7 |
1250 | Our relationship is a mine field. | 1.3614 | 0.05833 | 83 | 55 | 26 | 2 |
1251 | Tell them they're getting warmer. | 1.3614 | 0.07187 | 83 | 61 | 14 | 8 |
1252 | If you took your ring off, just tell me why, forget all the drama. | 1.3614 | 0.06980 | 83 | 60 | 16 | 7 |
1253 | You think they would just look under the cushions first! | 1.3614 | 0.06766 | 83 | 59 | 18 | 6 |
1254 | You really did lose that loving feeling. | 1.3614 | 0.06766 | 83 | 59 | 18 | 6 |
1255 | Who are you? | 1.3614 | 0.06766 | 83 | 59 | 18 | 6 |
1256 | I said I was looking for A change. | 1.3611 | 0.05652 | 108 | 75 | 27 | 6 |
1257 | If they don't find the ring, I'm out of here. | 1.3611 | 0.05337 | 108 | 73 | 31 | 4 |
1258 | And yet you still can't detect sarcasm. | 1.3608 | 0.06419 | 97 | 70 | 19 | 8 |
1259 | I said I was sorry I lost the ring. | 1.3608 | 0.06419 | 97 | 70 | 19 | 8 |
1260 | I still don’t believe you lost my engagement ring. | 1.3608 | 0.06075 | 97 | 68 | 23 | 6 |
1261 | You were there one that said move the sofa to the beach to watch the sunrise and no one else would be there. | 1.3608 | 0.06584 | 97 | 71 | 17 | 9 |
1262 | Do I detect a note of irony? | 1.3608 | 0.05896 | 97 | 67 | 25 | 5 |
1263 | They’re looking for the right caption for this cartoon. - | 1.3608 | 0.06903 | 97 | 73 | 13 | 11 |
1264 | Told you a couch from a dumpster was a bad idea! | 1.3605 | 0.06598 | 86 | 61 | 19 | 6 |
1265 | I'm sorry, it's not you, it's the beachcombers. | 1.3605 | 0.05944 | 86 | 58 | 25 | 3 |
1266 | They’re looking for the Bitcoin mine. You wanna tell them or shall I ? | 1.3605 | 0.06802 | 86 | 62 | 17 | 7 |
1267 | I wish you wouldn't keep losing your keys. | 1.3605 | 0.06802 | 86 | 62 | 17 | 7 |
1268 | They say the real treasure is the friends we meet along the way | 1.3605 | 0.07193 | 86 | 64 | 13 | 9 |
1269 | 5 detectorists detecting… the 12 Days of Labor Day aren’t nearly as fun | 1.3605 | 0.07001 | 86 | 63 | 15 | 8 |
1270 | The beach is on fire today, so I'm letting them look for stuff here. | 1.3604 | 0.05548 | 111 | 77 | 28 | 6 |
1271 | They can find the magic, it said so on the website. | 1.3600 | 0.06280 | 100 | 72 | 20 | 8 |
1272 | Stud finding is more of an art than a science. | 1.3600 | 0.06117 | 100 | 71 | 22 | 7 |
1273 | I'm telling you Jacob, these guys will find your car keys any minute now... | 1.3600 | 0.05949 | 100 | 70 | 24 | 6 |
1274 | Sorry. They were really small pins... | 1.3596 | 0.06032 | 89 | 61 | 24 | 4 |
1275 | Not what I meant when I said I was tired of looking for your keys. | 1.3596 | 0.06441 | 89 | 63 | 20 | 6 |
1276 | I feel like we should tell them we don’t carry cash. | 1.3592 | 0.05664 | 103 | 71 | 27 | 5 |
1277 | I hired them to find your heart of gold and abs of steel I heard so much about. | 1.3592 | 0.06450 | 103 | 76 | 17 | 10 |
1278 | It's Roomba's latest model. | 1.3590 | 0.07293 | 78 | 57 | 14 | 7 |
1279 | I don't know either, but the one in the plaid shirt is my dad. | 1.3590 | 0.06573 | 78 | 54 | 20 | 4 |
1280 | Let them stay. So far, they've found $2.98 and the key I lost to my bicycle lock. | 1.3590 | 0.07518 | 78 | 58 | 12 | 8 |
1281 | I lost my retainer. | 1.3590 | 0.06315 | 78 | 53 | 22 | 3 |
1282 | When I said I missed the beach, this was not what I had in mind. | 1.3587 | 0.07345 | 92 | 71 | 9 | 12 |
1283 | I heard there is a shortage of tin foil hats. | 1.3587 | 0.07180 | 92 | 70 | 11 | 11 |
1284 | Your dad’s friends really don’t get how mining for bit coin works | 1.3585 | 0.06314 | 106 | 78 | 18 | 10 |
1285 | Guess women have better things to do. | 1.3580 | 0.07517 | 81 | 61 | 11 | 9 |
1286 | The copper-threaded carpet was your idea. | 1.3580 | 0.06409 | 81 | 56 | 21 | 4 |
1287 | I lost my bitcoin. | 1.3580 | 0.07095 | 81 | 59 | 15 | 7 |
1288 | Couldn’t you just buy an engagement ring? | 1.3580 | 0.06409 | 81 | 56 | 21 | 4 |
1289 | So, anything you want to tell me? | 1.3580 | 0.07095 | 81 | 59 | 15 | 7 |
1290 | I think if your keys turned up we would have heard something by now. | 1.3580 | 0.07095 | 81 | 59 | 15 | 7 |
1291 | Have you thought about finding friends that you could talk to? | 1.3579 | 0.06509 | 95 | 69 | 18 | 8 |
1292 | Remember when we first met, and you said I was a gold digger? | 1.3579 | 0.06155 | 95 | 67 | 22 | 6 |
1293 | This is one strange first date | 1.3579 | 0.05970 | 95 | 66 | 24 | 5 |
1294 | This isn't the day at the beach I was hoping for. | 1.3578 | 0.05905 | 109 | 78 | 23 | 8 |
1295 | Dude, let’s start a metal band called “The Metal Detectors”. | 1.3578 | 0.06047 | 109 | 79 | 21 | 9 |
1296 | You didn't mention that the coin you lost was a 1943 copper penny. | 1.3578 | 0.06322 | 109 | 81 | 17 | 11 |
1297 | We're not in a GEICO ad, are we? | 1.3578 | 0.06186 | 109 | 80 | 19 | 10 |
1298 | I told them whoever finds my earring gets $20. | 1.3571 | 0.06197 | 98 | 70 | 21 | 7 |
1299 | They really should be looking between the cushions | 1.3571 | 0.06481 | 84 | 59 | 20 | 5 |
1300 | This is the first time that my brothers have searched for Bitcoin. | 1.3571 | 0.05847 | 98 | 68 | 25 | 5 |
1301 | I hope the Geek Squad will be able to find my cellphone | 1.3571 | 0.05508 | 112 | 78 | 28 | 6 |
1302 | I'm not exactly sure what they are looking for dear, they call themselves Cyber Ninjas. | 1.3571 | 0.07313 | 84 | 63 | 12 | 9 |
1303 | Their searching for my dignity. | 1.3571 | 0.06197 | 98 | 70 | 21 | 7 |
1304 | I miss the good old days when you poked around under the cushions for change | 1.3571 | 0.06527 | 98 | 72 | 17 | 9 |
1305 | This "Virtual Beach Experience" was a waste of money. | 1.3571 | 0.06024 | 98 | 69 | 23 | 6 |
1306 | I didn't say "radioactive"....I said our relationship was toxic. | 1.3571 | 0.06197 | 98 | 70 | 21 | 7 |
1307 | I don’t see how this is going to help you find your contact lens. | 1.3571 | 0.06197 | 98 | 70 | 21 | 7 |
1308 | The invitation did say 'Beach Party" theme. | 1.3571 | 0.06197 | 98 | 70 | 21 | 7 |
1309 | Looking for the key to my heart, I assume. | 1.3571 | 0.06699 | 84 | 60 | 18 | 6 |
1310 | Now watch what happens if I throw dime on the ground. | 1.3571 | 0.06910 | 84 | 61 | 16 | 7 |
1311 | I’ve called Google Maps. Said they can’t do anything about removing “Blackbeard’s Treasure” from my living room. I have 4.5 stars. So that’s good, at least. | 1.3571 | 0.06910 | 84 | 61 | 16 | 7 |
1312 | That’s what’s great about these metal contact lenses. | 1.3571 | 0.06842 | 98 | 74 | 13 | 11 |
1313 | Feels like we're at the beach. | 1.3571 | 0.06256 | 84 | 58 | 22 | 4 |
1314 | I didn’t realize we were sitting on a gold mine, did you? | 1.3564 | 0.06066 | 101 | 72 | 22 | 7 |
1315 | I think it would've been better to host the club at a beach or something. | 1.3563 | 0.06535 | 87 | 62 | 19 | 6 |
1316 | Well, how long have you been into heavy metal? | 1.3563 | 0.06327 | 87 | 61 | 21 | 5 |
1317 | I told you we shouldn’t have gotten the beachfront property. | 1.3563 | 0.06535 | 87 | 62 | 19 | 6 |
1318 | Act normal | 1.3563 | 0.06535 | 87 | 62 | 19 | 6 |
1319 | All they have to do is lift the cushions. | 1.3558 | 0.06098 | 104 | 75 | 21 | 8 |
1320 | All I'm saying is I know where my keys are." | 1.3558 | 0.05620 | 104 | 72 | 27 | 5 |
1321 | No, I said my irony seems lost on you. | 1.3558 | 0.06098 | 104 | 75 | 21 | 8 |
1322 | Didn’t you know that bitcoins don’t really exist? | 1.3558 | 0.06098 | 104 | 75 | 21 | 8 |
1323 | You asked about my total assets. | 1.3556 | 0.05978 | 90 | 62 | 24 | 4 |
1324 | Wouldn't it just be easier to admit you have no idea where you lost your wedding ring? | 1.3556 | 0.06382 | 90 | 64 | 20 | 6 |
1325 | I think your ad for a metal head party tonight went out to the wrong subculture | 1.3556 | 0.05978 | 90 | 62 | 24 | 4 |
1326 | I mean, have you actaully looked under the sofa? | 1.3551 | 0.05976 | 107 | 77 | 22 | 8 |
1327 | Maybe they’ll find you a new girlfriend.” | 1.3548 | 0.06602 | 93 | 68 | 17 | 8 |
1328 | I think they misunderstood when I said I was into Heavy Metal. | 1.3548 | 0.06047 | 93 | 65 | 23 | 5 |
1329 | That change shortage must be worse than we thought” | 1.3548 | 0.06047 | 93 | 65 | 23 | 5 |
1330 | Did you lose your car keys again? | 1.3545 | 0.05568 | 110 | 77 | 27 | 6 |
1331 | Did you post another $5,000 reward on NextDoor for finding the remote? | 1.3544 | 0.06505 | 79 | 55 | 20 | 4 |
1332 | Well, word spread fast when I found that bitcoin in the sofa!" | 1.3542 | 0.06451 | 96 | 70 | 18 | 8 |
1333 | They're looking for the Treasure of the Sofa Madre. | 1.3542 | 0.06451 | 96 | 70 | 18 | 8 |
1334 | Should we ask them what their pronouns are? | 1.3542 | 0.06451 | 96 | 70 | 18 | 8 |
1335 | You should have looked under the cushions first. | 1.3540 | 0.05468 | 113 | 79 | 28 | 6 |
1336 | How wealthy do they think we are? | 1.3540 | 0.05322 | 113 | 78 | 30 | 5 |
1337 | Are you worried my magnetic personality is going to set these off? | 1.3540 | 0.05886 | 113 | 82 | 22 | 9 |
1338 | They really are my favorite earrings. | 1.3537 | 0.06578 | 82 | 58 | 19 | 5 |
1339 | Lose your gold tooth again?" | 1.3537 | 0.07233 | 82 | 61 | 13 | 8 |
1340 | I thought heavy metal would be louder. | 1.3537 | 0.06803 | 82 | 59 | 17 | 6 |
1341 | My last boyfriend? They'll never find him. | 1.3537 | 0.06803 | 82 | 59 | 17 | 6 |
1342 | I told you bringing the couch to the park was bad idea. | 1.3537 | 0.07021 | 82 | 60 | 15 | 7 |
1343 | Isn’t the remote all plastic? | 1.3537 | 0.06345 | 82 | 57 | 21 | 4 |
1344 | Instead of getting a Tile device, I decided to create some jobs | 1.3535 | 0.06144 | 99 | 71 | 21 | 7 |
1345 | No way these guys are going to find your lost innocence. | 1.3529 | 0.06633 | 85 | 61 | 18 | 6 |
1346 | Actually, they're Bitcoin password detectors. | 1.3529 | 0.06418 | 85 | 60 | 20 | 5 |
1347 | I miss the days when we just checked the couch cushions for loose change. | 1.3529 | 0.06418 | 85 | 60 | 20 | 5 |
1348 | “Looks like its time to vacuum the carpet again. | 1.3529 | 0.06841 | 85 | 62 | 16 | 7 |
1349 | I only invited them because they said they were into heavy metal." | 1.3529 | 0.05685 | 102 | 71 | 26 | 5 |
1350 | No really, I did mention that my Dad's friends are metalheads | 1.3529 | 0.07042 | 85 | 63 | 14 | 8 |
1351 | So, you have beachfront property, I see. | 1.3529 | 0.06633 | 85 | 61 | 18 | 6 |
1352 | It’s my new side gig - we split 50/50 on anything they find. | 1.3529 | 0.06633 | 85 | 61 | 18 | 6 |
1353 | I’m sorry I lost the remote again, but the reward poster was a bad idea. | 1.3523 | 0.06865 | 88 | 65 | 15 | 8 |
1354 | It would be easier just to use Locate My Phone. | 1.3523 | 0.06268 | 88 | 62 | 21 | 5 |
1355 | what did you lose now | 1.3523 | 0.06473 | 88 | 63 | 19 | 6 |
1356 | I’m gonna chuck a roll of quarters into the pool and watch the carnage. | 1.3523 | 0.06268 | 88 | 62 | 21 | 5 |
1357 | Your idea to live on the beach! | 1.3519 | 0.05782 | 108 | 77 | 24 | 7 |
1358 | They heard I was into heavy metal | 1.3516 | 0.06323 | 91 | 65 | 20 | 6 |
1359 | I want them to find the bitcoin you keep talking about | 1.3514 | 0.05527 | 111 | 78 | 27 | 6 |
1360 | My friends heard you were a gold digger, and they took it literally. | 1.3511 | 0.06542 | 94 | 69 | 17 | 8 |
1361 | I thought support would just give me a new controller | 1.3511 | 0.05995 | 94 | 66 | 23 | 5 |
1362 | Is there something you should tell me | 1.3509 | 0.05708 | 114 | 82 | 24 | 8 |
1363 | You just had to put up a neighborhood poster about losing the gold tooth, didn't ya? | 1.3506 | 0.06341 | 77 | 53 | 21 | 3 |
1364 | I told you the couch wouldn't work here. | 1.3506 | 0.07104 | 77 | 56 | 15 | 6 |
1365 | You couldn't be bothered to look under the cushion first? | 1.3506 | 0.07341 | 77 | 57 | 13 | 7 |
1366 | They always do this. | 1.3506 | 0.07104 | 77 | 56 | 15 | 6 |
1367 | I didn't think the coin shortage was still this bad. | 1.3506 | 0.06605 | 77 | 54 | 19 | 4 |
1368 | Who invited the heavy metal band? | 1.3506 | 0.06859 | 77 | 55 | 17 | 5 |
1369 | My father always advised me to be extra careful on a first date. | 1.3506 | 0.06605 | 77 | 54 | 19 | 4 |
1370 | I think you should just keep your keys on a lanyard?” | 1.3506 | 0.07104 | 77 | 56 | 15 | 6 |
1371 | What did we miss? 🤔 | 1.3506 | 0.06859 | 77 | 55 | 17 | 5 |
1372 | Maybe we should leave this IKEA | 1.3505 | 0.06395 | 97 | 71 | 18 | 8 |
1373 | I told you we were sitting on a goldmine. | 1.3505 | 0.05870 | 97 | 68 | 24 | 5 |
1374 | Keep a straight face Dan; they'll never find the million dollars we're sitting on. | 1.3505 | 0.05684 | 97 | 67 | 26 | 4 |
1375 | Penny for your thoughts? They'll probably find one soon. | 1.3505 | 0.05684 | 97 | 67 | 26 | 4 |
1376 | My G-Spot is up here. | 1.3505 | 0.06225 | 97 | 70 | 20 | 7 |
1377 | Hey! I think we came to the wrong metal heads club. | 1.3505 | 0.06050 | 97 | 69 | 22 | 6 |
1378 | Sweeps Week | 1.3500 | 0.07138 | 80 | 59 | 14 | 7 |
1379 | Is this going to happen every time we start discussing our feelings? | 1.3500 | 0.06439 | 80 | 56 | 20 | 4 |
1380 | My ex sent a treasure map out on instagram. | 1.3500 | 0.06416 | 100 | 74 | 17 | 9 |
1381 | If anyone can find my keys, it’s these guys.” | 1.3500 | 0.07138 | 80 | 59 | 14 | 7 |
1382 | Well, when IS a good time to talk about our relationship? | 1.3500 | 0.06093 | 100 | 72 | 21 | 7 |
1383 | And what if they don’t find a ring? | 1.3500 | 0.07356 | 80 | 60 | 12 | 8 |
1384 | It's a requirement now, since the attempted Rumba revolt | 1.3500 | 0.07356 | 80 | 60 | 12 | 8 |
1385 | What you really need is an intelligence detector. | 1.3500 | 0.06913 | 80 | 58 | 16 | 6 |
1386 | Boomers heard I'm sitting on a pile of bitcoin | 1.3500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 69 | 27 | 4 |
1387 | Just close your eyes, listen to the waves and you’ll feel the hot sand with your toes. | 1.3500 | 0.06913 | 80 | 58 | 16 | 6 |
1388 | Next time you 'lose' your wedding ring, you'll have to find it yourself. | 1.3500 | 0.06439 | 80 | 56 | 20 | 4 |
1389 | So, where did you lose your Bitcoin password? | 1.3500 | 0.07356 | 80 | 60 | 12 | 8 |
1390 | I wrote my Dad that I've been busy searching for bitcoin and apparently his gardening buddies decided to help out. | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
1391 | Did you check between the cushions? | 1.3494 | 0.06283 | 83 | 58 | 21 | 4 |
1392 | The real estate agent did say this apartment is a gold mine. | 1.3494 | 0.06949 | 83 | 61 | 15 | 7 |
1393 | Still sticking with your story? | 1.3494 | 0.06283 | 83 | 58 | 21 | 4 |
1394 | I'm not as attached to my high school ring as you are. | 1.3494 | 0.06045 | 83 | 57 | 23 | 3 |
1395 | I think you're holding it in your hand | 1.3494 | 0.06513 | 83 | 59 | 19 | 5 |
1396 | I wish the realtor told us what comes with a beach house | 1.3494 | 0.06734 | 83 | 60 | 17 | 6 |
1397 | I'm glad I only have cash in my pockets | 1.3494 | 0.06513 | 83 | 59 | 19 | 5 |
1398 | Yeah. I still can’t find my keys. | 1.3494 | 0.06283 | 83 | 58 | 21 | 4 |
1399 | Who knew a nose ring could be an heirloom? | 1.3494 | 0.06513 | 83 | 59 | 19 | 5 |
1400 | Still can’t find your keys, huh? | 1.3491 | 0.05850 | 106 | 76 | 23 | 7 |
1401 | I'm gonna find that remote if it's the last thing I do. | 1.3488 | 0.05910 | 86 | 59 | 24 | 3 |
1402 | I don’t mind you’re opening our apartment to treasure hunters but next time let’s include a few women - they’re much better at finding everyone’s lost stuff… | 1.3488 | 0.06356 | 86 | 61 | 20 | 5 |
1403 | I told you to get the bigger ring. | 1.3488 | 0.06137 | 86 | 60 | 22 | 4 |
1404 | Okay, your mother was right. I'm a gold digger. | 1.3488 | 0.05910 | 86 | 59 | 24 | 3 |
1405 | I just know there’s a third remote here somewhere. | 1.3483 | 0.06210 | 89 | 63 | 21 | 5 |
1406 | Can they hear what we're saying about them? | 1.3483 | 0.06412 | 89 | 64 | 19 | 6 |
1407 | We're okay until they decide to check between the cushions. | 1.3483 | 0.06412 | 89 | 64 | 19 | 6 |
1408 | Don’t worry my love, you’ll always be the real treasure. | 1.3483 | 0.06210 | 89 | 63 | 21 | 5 |
1409 | This would be easier if you'd given me gold instead of plastic. | 1.3483 | 0.06412 | 89 | 64 | 19 | 6 |
1410 | I stupidly answered a robocall | 1.3483 | 0.06608 | 89 | 65 | 17 | 7 |
1411 | Should we tell them they don’t need to walk the rumba? | 1.3483 | 0.06210 | 89 | 63 | 21 | 5 |
1412 | I keep telling them they're between the cushions, but they don't want to listen. | 1.3478 | 0.05872 | 92 | 64 | 24 | 4 |
1413 | Maybe now you'll believe me about how much sand you track into the house. | 1.3478 | 0.06266 | 92 | 66 | 20 | 6 |
1414 | Did you lose your wedding ring again? | 1.3478 | 0.06072 | 92 | 65 | 22 | 5 |
1415 | I don’t think they’ll find any bitcoins. | 1.3478 | 0.06454 | 92 | 67 | 18 | 7 |
1416 | Why is it every time you use the TV remote we can never find it? | 1.3474 | 0.05751 | 95 | 66 | 25 | 4 |
1417 | You couldn't have just worn the ring on your finger?! | 1.3474 | 0.05553 | 95 | 65 | 27 | 3 |
1418 | Don’t worry: If you really brought a ring like you said you did, we’ll find it. | 1.3469 | 0.06503 | 98 | 73 | 16 | 9 |
1419 | Not the heavy metal gathering that I had in mind, but I think our evening is salvageable | 1.3469 | 0.05998 | 98 | 70 | 22 | 6 |
1420 | This is the time of day that they come out looking for remnants of white male privilege | 1.3467 | 0.07472 | 75 | 56 | 12 | 7 |
1421 | They call it a deep clean. | 1.3467 | 0.06973 | 75 | 54 | 16 | 5 |
1422 | The men I meet are all only after one thing. | 1.3467 | 0.06436 | 75 | 52 | 20 | 3 |
1423 | who invited the anti-vaxxers? | 1.3467 | 0.07472 | 75 | 56 | 12 | 7 |
1424 | What did you expect when you gave me a ceramic engagement ring? | 1.3467 | 0.06973 | 75 | 54 | 16 | 5 |
1425 | It’s been an hour and they still cannot find anything funny | 1.3467 | 0.06973 | 75 | 54 | 16 | 5 |
1426 | Apparently you don’t consider your missing nose ring the blessing I do. | 1.3465 | 0.06042 | 101 | 73 | 21 | 7 |
1427 | Did you ever think about looking under the couch? | 1.3465 | 0.06042 | 101 | 73 | 21 | 7 |
1428 | I swear Julie I had your engagement ring when I walked in here ! | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1429 | This is the beta version of your app, right? | 1.3462 | 0.07027 | 78 | 57 | 15 | 6 |
1430 | When I told your friends I was into metal, I should have been more precise. | 1.3462 | 0.05760 | 104 | 74 | 24 | 6 |
1431 | I’m concerned that my underwire bra may be throwing things off. | 1.3462 | 0.06276 | 78 | 54 | 21 | 3 |
1432 | When I complained you still hadn't found my G spot after 2 years of living together, I didn't expect you to take it so literally. | 1.3462 | 0.05760 | 104 | 74 | 24 | 6 |
1433 | I tried to tell them that I didn't *literally* mine my Bitcoins. | 1.3462 | 0.06786 | 78 | 56 | 17 | 5 |
1434 | I feel like we are consistently losing money using this service. | 1.3462 | 0.06227 | 104 | 77 | 18 | 9 |
1435 | It’s my favorite earring! | 1.3458 | 0.05804 | 107 | 77 | 23 | 7 |
1436 | Hidden Treasures Carpet Cleaning works strictly on commission. | 1.3457 | 0.06611 | 81 | 58 | 18 | 5 |
1437 | I distinctly remember wanting golden retrievers. | 1.3457 | 0.07062 | 81 | 60 | 14 | 7 |
1438 | The coin shortage is getting out of hand. | 1.3457 | 0.06840 | 81 | 59 | 16 | 6 |
1439 | I like your roommates | 1.3457 | 0.06373 | 81 | 57 | 20 | 4 |
1440 | You have to stop losing your keys. | 1.3455 | 0.05236 | 110 | 76 | 30 | 4 |
1441 | It's alright. My family are trainspotters. | 1.3452 | 0.06448 | 84 | 60 | 19 | 5 |
1442 | Does your search button have a vacuum option? | 1.3452 | 0.06879 | 84 | 62 | 15 | 7 |
1443 | Should we get up so they can check the couch for loose change?" | 1.3452 | 0.06448 | 84 | 60 | 19 | 5 |
1444 | Which search app are you using? | 1.3452 | 0.06667 | 84 | 61 | 17 | 6 |
1445 | Our Roomba was back ordered | 1.3452 | 0.06667 | 84 | 61 | 17 | 6 |
1446 | Are you *sure* you don't remember where you left your wedding ring? | 1.3452 | 0.06667 | 84 | 61 | 17 | 6 |
1447 | That was only a dime you dropped! | 1.3448 | 0.05856 | 87 | 60 | 24 | 3 |
1448 | There IS a listening device here and you're ex can hear everything. | 1.3448 | 0.06296 | 87 | 62 | 20 | 5 |
1449 | I told you not to use social media to post a reward for anyone who finds your retainer. | 1.3448 | 0.06707 | 87 | 64 | 16 | 7 |
1450 | When you asked if I wanted to see a metal group with you, this is not at all what I was expecting. | 1.3448 | 0.06504 | 87 | 63 | 18 | 6 |
1451 | Well you know what they say about dating being a mine-field . . . | 1.3444 | 0.05733 | 90 | 62 | 25 | 3 |
1452 | Don't worry. That crypto currency is here somewhere. | 1.3444 | 0.05946 | 90 | 63 | 23 | 4 |
1453 | It's okay to tell me you lost it | 1.3444 | 0.05946 | 90 | 63 | 23 | 4 |
1454 | You had no right to sell mineral rights under the house! | 1.3444 | 0.06546 | 90 | 66 | 17 | 7 |
1455 | Supposedly, they detect conversation landmines. Hence, I'll be avoiding sharing any opinions about your mother or your cooking. | 1.3444 | 0.06352 | 90 | 65 | 19 | 6 |
1456 | We have to stop using Airbnbeach. | 1.3444 | 0.06153 | 90 | 64 | 21 | 5 |
1457 | If you wait a minute, I may have a proposal for you. | 1.3441 | 0.06209 | 93 | 67 | 20 | 6 |
1458 | Maybe now you'll stop asking me to find your keys | 1.3441 | 0.05616 | 93 | 64 | 26 | 3 |
1459 | Are you sure you already looked under the cushions? | 1.3441 | 0.06209 | 93 | 67 | 20 | 6 |
1460 | I don't know what these guys are doing in here. I told them you dropped your ring in the kitchen. | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
1461 | That reminds me - I should give my dad a call. | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1462 | Should we tell them we switched from metal to country? | 1.3434 | 0.06285 | 99 | 73 | 18 | 8 |
1463 | I wasn't going to accept it anyway. | 1.3434 | 0.06447 | 99 | 74 | 16 | 9 |
1464 | So exactly how much change did you find in the sofa? | 1.3429 | 0.05552 | 105 | 74 | 26 | 5 |
1465 | Talking about our feelings doesn’t have to be a minefield, you know. | 1.3429 | 0.06026 | 105 | 77 | 20 | 8 |
1466 | Where did you say you put my engagement ring?" | 1.3426 | 0.05289 | 108 | 75 | 29 | 4 |
1467 | They're like Ghostbusters, but for paper clips. | 1.3425 | 0.06819 | 73 | 52 | 17 | 4 |
1468 | Leave your ego aside and just stand up. You are probably sitting on the remote. | 1.3425 | 0.07610 | 73 | 55 | 11 | 7 |
1469 | I know I lose my keys a lot, but do you have to hire your friends as contractors? | 1.3425 | 0.07610 | 73 | 55 | 11 | 7 |
1470 | It’s low brow, low tech Pokémon Go” | 1.3425 | 0.07356 | 73 | 54 | 13 | 6 |
1471 | I know you said that we were sitting on a gold mine when we put the house up for sale, but I didn't expect this kind of home inspection. | 1.3425 | 0.07092 | 73 | 53 | 15 | 5 |
1472 | Look at these weirdos… not a single mask | 1.3425 | 0.07092 | 73 | 53 | 15 | 5 |
1473 | Their moms hid their electronic devices. | 1.3423 | 0.05353 | 111 | 78 | 28 | 5 |
1474 | Next time just retrace your steps? | 1.3421 | 0.06896 | 76 | 55 | 16 | 5 |
1475 | I figured this was my best chance of getting a ring. | 1.3421 | 0.06896 | 76 | 55 | 16 | 5 |
1476 | That wedding ring better be 100% gold. | 1.3421 | 0.07146 | 76 | 56 | 14 | 6 |
1477 | There are definitely less of them after we got rid of the shag carpet. | 1.3421 | 0.07146 | 76 | 56 | 14 | 6 |
1478 | You told your club that you lost your keys? | 1.3421 | 0.07146 | 76 | 56 | 14 | 6 |
1479 | I just wish they'd wear masks. | 1.3421 | 0.07146 | 76 | 56 | 14 | 6 |
1480 | Now that you mention it, I do have a few issues with your new metal detector life coach gig. | 1.3421 | 0.06896 | 76 | 55 | 16 | 5 |
1481 | I was thinking something different when you told me that you love metal. | 1.3421 | 0.06896 | 76 | 55 | 16 | 5 |
1482 | Sorry, but my therapist told me to watch out for landmines in my next relationship. | 1.3421 | 0.05953 | 114 | 85 | 19 | 10 |
1483 | You may have misunderstood me when I said “I don’t detect any mettle in you.” | 1.3418 | 0.07181 | 79 | 59 | 13 | 7 |
1484 | So.. your dad was chill about you losing that watch? | 1.3418 | 0.06713 | 79 | 57 | 17 | 5 |
1485 | Let me know if they find the apology you owe me Elias. | 1.3415 | 0.06770 | 82 | 60 | 16 | 6 |
1486 | I can’t believe there are companies that just find keys. | 1.3415 | 0.06989 | 82 | 61 | 14 | 7 |
1487 | Oh, it's the latest hipster craze: underground metal. | 1.3415 | 0.06770 | 82 | 60 | 16 | 6 |
1488 | Didn't you already check for change? | 1.3415 | 0.06770 | 82 | 60 | 16 | 6 |
1489 | The cleaning people are very thorough. | 1.3415 | 0.06543 | 82 | 59 | 18 | 5 |
1490 | I doubt finding coins under the seat cushions counts as buried treasure. | 1.3415 | 0.06989 | 82 | 61 | 14 | 7 |
1491 | When we find your keys you will have to leave. | 1.3415 | 0.06543 | 82 | 59 | 18 | 5 |
1492 | I hope you don't mind I brought my family along - it takes them a while to trust anyone I date. | 1.3415 | 0.06989 | 82 | 61 | 14 | 7 |
1493 | I thought you said you were going to call Stanley Steemer | 1.3415 | 0.06989 | 82 | 61 | 14 | 7 |
1494 | I told them I spilled a vaccine on the ground | 1.3415 | 0.06309 | 82 | 58 | 20 | 4 |
1495 | See, I'm not the only one who doesn't find you ironic. | 1.3412 | 0.07012 | 85 | 64 | 13 | 8 |
1496 | You're wasting your time... There's no engagement ring. | 1.3412 | 0.06809 | 85 | 63 | 15 | 7 |
1497 | CONCENTRATE! Where do you last remember seeing the bitcoins? Gary Stein | 1.3412 | 0.06809 | 85 | 63 | 15 | 7 |
1498 | I think they are trying to mine some coin. | 1.3412 | 0.06600 | 85 | 62 | 17 | 6 |
1499 | I wish I hadn't mentioned dropping some Bitcoin. | 1.3412 | 0.06600 | 85 | 62 | 17 | 6 |
1500 | I don’t mind your brothers staying with us, but this has been, like, every night. | 1.3412 | 0.06809 | 85 | 63 | 15 | 7 |
1501 | This is a little more beach front property than I had thought it would be . | 1.3409 | 0.06023 | 88 | 62 | 22 | 4 |
1502 | I lost my smartphone. | 1.3409 | 0.06442 | 88 | 64 | 18 | 6 |
1503 | Your keys? You're sitting on them." | 1.3409 | 0.06023 | 88 | 62 | 22 | 4 |
1504 | When you told the therapist that talking to me was like stepping on land mines, I didn’t think you’d take it this far… | 1.3409 | 0.06236 | 88 | 63 | 20 | 5 |
1505 | I think we're in the wrong apartment | 1.3409 | 0.06236 | 88 | 63 | 20 | 5 |
1506 | But did you check under the cushion? | 1.3407 | 0.06485 | 91 | 67 | 17 | 7 |
1507 | I lost something, I'm just not sure it can be found. | 1.3407 | 0.06096 | 91 | 65 | 21 | 5 |
1508 | Old white men seek change in the wrong place once again. | 1.3407 | 0.06096 | 91 | 65 | 21 | 5 |
1509 | Don't worry, Your keys are bound to turn up soon. | 1.3404 | 0.05965 | 94 | 67 | 22 | 5 |
1510 | I just hate to lose another stud earring. | 1.3404 | 0.05568 | 94 | 65 | 26 | 3 |
1511 | I think we have privacy issues | 1.3404 | 0.05359 | 94 | 64 | 28 | 2 |
1512 | These are Republican senators. They’re addressing the national change shortage | 1.3404 | 0.06857 | 94 | 72 | 12 | 10 |
1513 | If you have any better ideas on how to find the keys, I'm all ears. | 1.3404 | 0.06688 | 94 | 71 | 14 | 9 |
1514 | I told you I've looked for that remote everywhere!" | 1.3402 | 0.06198 | 97 | 71 | 19 | 7 |
1515 | Honey! Close your eyes, relax and pretend you’re at the beach. | 1.3402 | 0.06022 | 97 | 70 | 21 | 6 |
1516 | I don’t care if there is a national coin shortage - this is ridiculous! | 1.3398 | 0.05781 | 103 | 74 | 23 | 6 |
1517 | They've been here ever since I found 29 cents in the cushions. | 1.3396 | 0.05826 | 106 | 77 | 22 | 7 |
1518 | Sure you were going to propose | 1.3396 | 0.06271 | 106 | 80 | 16 | 10 |
1519 | I TOLD you my mother is really going to want to see the ring! | 1.3380 | 0.07217 | 71 | 52 | 14 | 5 |
1520 | Really? | 1.3380 | 0.07217 | 71 | 52 | 14 | 5 |
1521 | Not metal detectors. They're looking for signs of a viable relationship. | 1.3380 | 0.07217 | 71 | 52 | 14 | 5 |
1522 | OK, it's taking a bit longer than I expected, but hiding the ring in the shag carpet seemed like such a cool way to propose, you know? | 1.3380 | 0.07217 | 71 | 52 | 14 | 5 |
1523 | I told you to do the bitcoin thing! | 1.3380 | 0.07217 | 71 | 52 | 14 | 5 |
1524 | You really think that it was a 1943 copper penny? | 1.3380 | 0.07491 | 71 | 53 | 12 | 6 |
1525 | I thought you said you got all of the change out of the couch? | 1.3380 | 0.07217 | 71 | 52 | 14 | 5 |
1526 | Legend says we’re sitting on the lost couch of Bitcoin…. | 1.3380 | 0.06933 | 71 | 51 | 16 | 4 |
1527 | You lost it in the house? We’ll see. | 1.3378 | 0.07011 | 74 | 54 | 15 | 5 |
1528 | And you wanted a sand floor in the living room | 1.3378 | 0.07270 | 74 | 55 | 13 | 6 |
1529 | I can’t be the change they want to see in the world. | 1.3378 | 0.07011 | 74 | 54 | 15 | 5 |
1530 | Let’s ride this out, there’s at least $3.50 under your cushion | 1.3378 | 0.07011 | 74 | 54 | 15 | 5 |
1531 | I promise I was going to propose to you | 1.3378 | 0.07270 | 74 | 55 | 13 | 6 |
1532 | I think you're about ready to meet my parents. | 1.3377 | 0.07066 | 77 | 57 | 14 | 6 |
1533 | So these are the metalhead friends ?" | 1.3377 | 0.06820 | 77 | 56 | 16 | 5 |
1534 | Did one of us lose an earring? | 1.3377 | 0.07066 | 77 | 57 | 14 | 6 |
1535 | I thought you invited me to watch a live action Detective Show. | 1.3377 | 0.07066 | 77 | 57 | 14 | 6 |
1536 | Of course it's down the back of the sofa - this is just to build the suspense. | 1.3377 | 0.06565 | 77 | 55 | 18 | 4 |
1537 | Metal bands have it rough these days. | 1.3375 | 0.06643 | 80 | 58 | 17 | 5 |
1538 | Any other juicy nuggets you want to share? | 1.3375 | 0.06148 | 80 | 56 | 21 | 3 |
1539 | « All this trouble because you lost your lucky nickel? » | 1.3375 | 0.06148 | 80 | 56 | 21 | 3 |
1540 | Should we just tell them that the loose change is in the couch? | 1.3375 | 0.07103 | 80 | 60 | 13 | 7 |
1541 | Something bugging you? | 1.3375 | 0.06643 | 80 | 58 | 17 | 5 |
1542 | Not to worry .. I will find the engagement ring! | 1.3375 | 0.06148 | 80 | 56 | 21 | 3 |
1543 | And yet none of them have found what they have in common | 1.3373 | 0.06700 | 83 | 61 | 16 | 6 |
1544 | I said I missed the beach. This doesnt't count. | 1.3373 | 0.06916 | 83 | 62 | 14 | 7 |
1545 | It was only a friendship ring. Get over it. | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1546 | I appreciate the effort, but this doesn't feel like a day at the beach. | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1547 | It's a win-win. You're with your buds. And their EMF pulse vibrates my IUD. | 1.3373 | 0.06916 | 83 | 62 | 14 | 7 |
1548 | These boomers must think they're mining bitcoin. | 1.3373 | 0.06700 | 83 | 61 | 16 | 6 |
1549 | It’s okay. There’s a lot of people out there who haven’t found what they’re looking for | 1.3373 | 0.06916 | 83 | 62 | 14 | 7 |
1550 | This is not what I meant when I said last night to keep looking for it. | 1.3373 | 0.06916 | 83 | 62 | 14 | 7 |
1551 | …next time, don’t take off your wedding band. | 1.3373 | 0.06246 | 83 | 59 | 20 | 4 |
1552 | What? It was Amazon Prime day | 1.3373 | 0.06246 | 83 | 59 | 20 | 4 |
1553 | Well, the listing did say it was right on the beach. | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
1554 | It's only a dime, cheapskate. | 1.3372 | 0.06741 | 86 | 64 | 15 | 7 |
1555 | But you did say, 'Get a better understanding of how our relationship is being undermined.' | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1556 | I contracted with an external phone-finding service. | 1.3372 | 0.05874 | 86 | 60 | 23 | 3 |
1557 | I really think it would be far less complicated if we just looked underneath the cushions. | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
1558 | Look, just tell your wife you lost your wedding ring in the park. | 1.3372 | 0.06741 | 86 | 64 | 15 | 7 |
1559 | Do you ever get the feeling that we've lost something important in our lives? | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
1560 | Are you sure there’s a ring? | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1561 | Don't be so cheap. It's only a paperclip. | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
1562 | Don't worry honey, they'll find your, lucky quarter. | 1.3371 | 0.06578 | 89 | 66 | 16 | 7 |
1563 | When I said you were sitting on a gold mine, I didn’t mean it LITERALLY. | 1.3371 | 0.06578 | 89 | 66 | 16 | 7 |
1564 | So now we know why this AirBNB was so cheap | 1.3371 | 0.06578 | 89 | 66 | 16 | 7 |
1565 | I, too, am looking for a diamond.” | 1.3370 | 0.06786 | 92 | 70 | 13 | 9 |
1566 | Life is a beach. Ain't it? | 1.3370 | 0.06236 | 92 | 67 | 19 | 6 |
1567 | They are here to help us find our remote. | 1.3370 | 0.05840 | 92 | 65 | 23 | 4 |
1568 | I thought they were joking when they said dating at college could be a minefield. | 1.3370 | 0.05840 | 92 | 65 | 23 | 4 |
1569 | When I said your jokes are Pure Gold, I didn’t mean, like… Literally. | 1.3368 | 0.06456 | 95 | 71 | 16 | 8 |
1570 | We are going to find the remote, and we’re going to find it before we go to bed. | 1.3367 | 0.05792 | 98 | 70 | 23 | 5 |
1571 | You know this wasn't quite what I had in mind when you said 'heavy metal party' | 1.3367 | 0.05607 | 98 | 69 | 25 | 4 |
1572 | They showed up when I tweeted that I lost $5000 in bitcoin. | 1.3367 | 0.05607 | 98 | 69 | 25 | 4 |
1573 | You did check under the cushions, right? Right? | 1.3366 | 0.05677 | 101 | 72 | 24 | 5 |
1574 | Do you think we should leave? | 1.3366 | 0.05849 | 101 | 73 | 22 | 6 |
1575 | The Olympics is looking for an event more exciting than baseball - this could be it | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
1576 | Lost the remote again? | 1.3333 | 0.06852 | 72 | 52 | 16 | 4 |
1577 | So, you work at the NSA? | 1.3333 | 0.07132 | 72 | 53 | 14 | 5 |
1578 | I feel like something’s missing. | 1.3333 | 0.05819 | 87 | 61 | 23 | 3 |
1579 | Anything else I can do to help you find yourself faster? | 1.3333 | 0.06412 | 84 | 61 | 18 | 5 |
1580 | Who let them in? | 1.3333 | 0.06334 | 81 | 58 | 19 | 4 |
1581 | If you go home without your wedding ring WE are in big trouble. | 1.3333 | 0.07633 | 69 | 52 | 11 | 6 |
1582 | This is NOT what I was expecting when you said you were into heavy metal! | 1.3333 | 0.07052 | 69 | 50 | 15 | 4 |
1583 | Much ado about nothing | 1.3333 | 0.07187 | 75 | 56 | 13 | 6 |
1584 | I forgive you for losing the wedding ring but why did you have to blog post about it? | 1.3333 | 0.06804 | 81 | 60 | 15 | 6 |
1585 | I'm glad we're doing the heavy metal detox together. | 1.3333 | 0.07348 | 69 | 51 | 13 | 5 |
1586 | So… now there's a Uber for finding your keys? | 1.3333 | 0.06573 | 81 | 59 | 17 | 5 |
1587 | I mean, if I had to pick one....probably Creepy Guy #3. | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
1588 | I thought this was a heavy metal fan club! | 1.3333 | 0.07052 | 69 | 50 | 15 | 4 |
1589 | But I am literally holding the remote. | 1.3333 | 0.06632 | 84 | 62 | 16 | 6 |
1590 | My urologist made me get rid of that piercing. | 1.3333 | 0.07433 | 75 | 57 | 11 | 7 |
1591 | It’s just an AirPod | 1.3333 | 0.05827 | 81 | 56 | 23 | 2 |
1592 | I knew that banks were short on coins but,sheesh! | 1.3333 | 0.06233 | 78 | 55 | 20 | 3 |
1593 | My mother says I should look for a real stud | 1.3333 | 0.07633 | 69 | 52 | 11 | 6 |
1594 | Told you they'd find the remote. | 1.3333 | 0.07132 | 72 | 53 | 14 | 5 |
1595 | They’re the Flint Tap Water Brigade | 1.3333 | 0.05702 | 84 | 58 | 24 | 2 |
1596 | They’ll never look for us here. | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
1597 | Will you marry me when they find the ring? | 1.3333 | 0.05275 | 102 | 71 | 28 | 3 |
1598 | Do they know this is the Bitcoin headquarters? | 1.3333 | 0.06845 | 84 | 63 | 14 | 7 |
1599 | I'm so sorry I dropped my engagement ring. | 1.3333 | 0.05912 | 90 | 64 | 22 | 4 |
1600 | At this point it’s probably easier to buy a new television. | 1.3333 | 0.07187 | 75 | 56 | 13 | 6 |
1601 | As soon as they’re done, we’ll look for your contact lens | 1.3333 | 0.06632 | 84 | 62 | 16 | 6 |
1602 | I think it’s about time we had a talk about the prospectors in the living room… | 1.3333 | 0.07661 | 72 | 55 | 10 | 7 |
1603 | Look, give it up. That damn remote's been missing a week now. | 1.3333 | 0.07450 | 78 | 60 | 10 | 8 |
1604 | We had to find them something to do once they were deprogrammed from QAnon. This seemed harmless. | 1.3333 | 0.06412 | 84 | 61 | 18 | 5 |
1605 | It might be time for us to see other people. | 1.3333 | 0.06044 | 87 | 62 | 21 | 4 |
1606 | I know you didn’t “lose” your wedding ring. | 1.3333 | 0.07187 | 75 | 56 | 13 | 6 |
1607 | Did you tell them it’s a penis ring? | 1.3333 | 0.07454 | 81 | 63 | 9 | 9 |
1608 | Mom's lost her car keys again. | 1.3333 | 0.07223 | 78 | 59 | 12 | 7 |
1609 | How much longer are these bitcoin miners going to be here? | 1.3333 | 0.06412 | 84 | 61 | 18 | 5 |
1610 | I lost a filling. | 1.3333 | 0.06852 | 72 | 52 | 16 | 4 |
1611 | So,THIS is Bitcoin mining? | 1.3333 | 0.07223 | 78 | 59 | 12 | 7 |
1612 | They heard we were into heavy metal. | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1613 | The app will find people to help you find your keys | 1.3333 | 0.05369 | 93 | 64 | 27 | 2 |
1614 | Introducing Greg Abbott’s Rapist Detectors.. “By finding and eliminating the rapist, women won’t need the right to choose!” | 1.3333 | 0.07672 | 75 | 58 | 9 | 8 |
1615 | Searching for common cents | 1.3333 | 0.06233 | 78 | 55 | 20 | 3 |
1616 | Did you tell my dad about mining Bitcoin? | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1617 | It's not even on vibrate? | 1.3333 | 0.06334 | 81 | 58 | 19 | 4 |
1618 | Nah, I'm still pretty sure you're sitting on the remote. | 1.3333 | 0.06261 | 87 | 63 | 19 | 5 |
1619 | And this is how much less expensive than just buying new AirPods? | 1.3333 | 0.05671 | 96 | 68 | 24 | 4 |
1620 | Who's gonna tell them that bitcoin mining works a little differently | 1.3333 | 0.07132 | 72 | 53 | 14 | 5 |
1621 | Where did you hide the bitcoin? | 1.3300 | 0.05870 | 100 | 73 | 21 | 6 |
1622 | Please choose one already so we can go down to the beach. | 1.3300 | 0.06204 | 100 | 75 | 17 | 8 |
1623 | Lose something, Admiral?" | 1.3300 | 0.05695 | 100 | 72 | 23 | 5 |
1624 | That's not how you get bitcoins | 1.3298 | 0.06486 | 94 | 71 | 15 | 8 |
1625 | I don’t think this is how you mine Bitcoin. | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
1626 | The landlord said it's a minor problem. | 1.3297 | 0.05646 | 91 | 64 | 24 | 3 |
1627 | Got any change? | 1.3295 | 0.05987 | 88 | 63 | 21 | 4 |
1628 | Maybe next time your Meetup group can just meet in the park. | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1629 | If you must know, they are searching for the ring you promised me. | 1.3294 | 0.06775 | 85 | 64 | 14 | 7 |
1630 | So where did you leave your wedding ring? | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1631 | Feed one and they all want some | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1632 | Exactly how does this help us find the remote? | 1.3294 | 0.06775 | 85 | 64 | 14 | 7 |
1633 | The flourishing gig economy really changes looking for your keys. | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1634 | No I don't feel like we're at the beach. | 1.3293 | 0.06270 | 82 | 59 | 19 | 4 |
1635 | When you said you were into metal, I thought you meant music… | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
1636 | Do you think we should have our water checked for lead? | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
1637 | I thought you said we have enough in our savings! | 1.3291 | 0.06168 | 79 | 56 | 20 | 3 |
1638 | "Rare earth? Here I've been sweeping it up and throwing it out with the garbage." | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
1639 | me, at the beach | 1.3291 | 0.07143 | 79 | 60 | 12 | 7 |
1640 | My ex said this was a minefield. | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
1641 | See, I told you you'd be more attractive if you got braces. | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
1642 | If truth be told, it was just costume jewelry. | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
1643 | According to Reddit we’re sitting above a vortex where all loose sofa change converges | 1.3291 | 0.06168 | 79 | 56 | 20 | 3 |
1644 | The robot vacuum wandered off again. | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
1645 | Wouldn’t it just be easier to put a Tile on the remote? | 1.3289 | 0.06321 | 76 | 54 | 19 | 3 |
1646 | Nah, it ain't bugged. I just thought it'd be a great way to get the place vacuumed. | 1.3289 | 0.06593 | 76 | 55 | 17 | 4 |
1647 | Really? Robots with vacuum cleaners? I wish you had mentioned your obsession with cleanliness before we got married. | 1.3289 | 0.06321 | 76 | 54 | 19 | 3 |
1648 | And you just don't want to look too, because you don't want to get on your knees twice? | 1.3289 | 0.06854 | 76 | 56 | 15 | 5 |
1649 | Maybe the next metal detectors club meeting could be held outdoors for a change? | 1.3289 | 0.06593 | 76 | 55 | 17 | 4 |
1650 | I get the sense that you’re not looking for anything serious | 1.3289 | 0.06593 | 76 | 55 | 17 | 4 |
1651 | You really want that quarter don't you" | 1.3288 | 0.07048 | 73 | 54 | 14 | 5 |
1652 | You know, we could just change the channel ourselves. | 1.3288 | 0.06773 | 73 | 53 | 16 | 4 |
1653 | As you can see, life with me is a minefield. | 1.3288 | 0.07048 | 73 | 54 | 14 | 5 |
1654 | They say their federal unemployment benefits ran out. | 1.3288 | 0.07048 | 73 | 54 | 14 | 5 |
1655 | Damn quarter shortage. | 1.3288 | 0.07048 | 73 | 54 | 14 | 5 |
1656 | Don't worry, I called in the professionals. They'll find my car keys. | 1.3288 | 0.07313 | 73 | 55 | 12 | 6 |
1657 | Dad and his friends are hunting for Bitcoin. | 1.3288 | 0.07048 | 73 | 54 | 14 | 5 |
1658 | We’ll find it. These are the top retirees from some of the best beaches in the country. | 1.3286 | 0.06967 | 70 | 51 | 15 | 4 |
1659 | Not sure this gesture is making up for losing your wedding band in the first place. | 1.3286 | 0.07808 | 70 | 54 | 9 | 7 |
1660 | Dating's a minefield, don't you think? | 1.3286 | 0.06663 | 70 | 50 | 17 | 3 |
1661 | I could have sworn you told me I had a mental problem. | 1.3286 | 0.07258 | 70 | 52 | 13 | 5 |
1662 | Kids these days | 1.3286 | 0.07258 | 70 | 52 | 13 | 5 |
1663 | Do they have to hum the "Imperial Death March?" | 1.3286 | 0.06663 | 70 | 50 | 17 | 3 |
1664 | I see you misplaced your keys again! | 1.3286 | 0.06663 | 70 | 50 | 17 | 3 |
1665 | What's mine is yours and yours is mine--right? | 1.3286 | 0.06967 | 70 | 51 | 15 | 4 |
1666 | Hey, times are tough. | 1.3286 | 0.06345 | 70 | 49 | 19 | 2 |
1667 | Seriously, it's in your pants, isn't it? | 1.3286 | 0.07258 | 70 | 52 | 13 | 5 |
1668 | This isn’t what I meant when I said we’re sitting on a gold mine. | 1.3286 | 0.07258 | 70 | 52 | 13 | 5 |
1669 | Who let the beat drop? | 1.3286 | 0.07538 | 70 | 53 | 11 | 6 |
1670 | I know the housing market is tough but did you have to settle for the budget lead paint inspectors? | 1.3286 | 0.07258 | 70 | 52 | 13 | 5 |
1671 | I know I left my car keys here before the pandemic. | 1.3286 | 0.06967 | 70 | 51 | 15 | 4 |
1672 | They’re here looking for my last fuck to give. | 1.3267 | 0.06310 | 101 | 77 | 15 | 9 |
1673 | Did you lose another filling? | 1.3265 | 0.06450 | 98 | 75 | 14 | 9 |
1674 | All this for a lost penny? What was the date on it? | 1.3263 | 0.06250 | 95 | 71 | 17 | 7 |
1675 | What do we do if they don’t find the remote? | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
1676 | Want to check out some heavy metal? | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1677 | I guess finding coins under the couch cushions DOES count as buried treasure. | 1.3261 | 0.05378 | 92 | 64 | 26 | 2 |
1678 | Dad’s totally going to figure out I got my belly button pierced. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1679 | I just took it off for a second | 1.3261 | 0.05596 | 92 | 65 | 24 | 3 |
1680 | We did drop a lot of money for this therapist. | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
1681 | Like I said, we’re sitting on a gold mine. | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
1682 | This isn't the solution I had in mind when I said I thought you were hiding things from me. | 1.3256 | 0.06500 | 86 | 64 | 16 | 6 |
1683 | Are you finally ready to admit you lost your wedding ring? | 1.3256 | 0.06286 | 86 | 63 | 18 | 5 |
1684 | I said I find "mental deflection" and interesting topic! | 1.3256 | 0.06500 | 86 | 64 | 16 | 6 |
1685 | These guys are even nerdier than your Settlers of Catan group. | 1.3256 | 0.06908 | 86 | 66 | 12 | 8 |
1686 | When did Emotional Support Roombas become a thing? | 1.3256 | 0.06500 | 86 | 64 | 16 | 6 |
1687 | Loose change is the new Bitcoin. | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1688 | I have told you a hundred times- that’s not how Bitcoin works! | 1.3253 | 0.06663 | 83 | 62 | 15 | 6 |
1689 | By the way, 'I can't find my keys, guess I'll have to spend the night' won't work anymore. | 1.3253 | 0.06880 | 83 | 63 | 13 | 7 |
1690 | Pretend you're at the beach. | 1.3253 | 0.05965 | 83 | 59 | 21 | 3 |
1691 | I have a jealous ex. This is just a precaution. | 1.3253 | 0.06663 | 83 | 62 | 15 | 6 |
1692 | Still think buying a house on Treasure Island is a brilliant idea? | 1.3253 | 0.07090 | 83 | 64 | 11 | 8 |
1693 | You've got great friends, but I think if you get on your knees, you'll find it under the couch. | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1694 | We’re sitting on a gold mine, I tell you! | 1.3253 | 0.05713 | 83 | 58 | 23 | 2 |
1695 | It was a beautiful proposal until you dropped the ring. | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1696 | I see lead people. | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1697 | The invite read: Heavy Metal Party ! Sorry Gary! | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1698 | I've been told I have a magnetic personality. | 1.3250 | 0.06104 | 80 | 57 | 20 | 3 |
1699 | If they find an abortion, they win $10,000. | 1.3250 | 0.07286 | 80 | 62 | 10 | 8 |
1700 | I told you buying a beach house was a bad idea. | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1701 | I really thought you were kidding about this being a TSA hangout spot | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1702 | I love the sound of metal detectors in the morning. | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
1703 | I’m Cool, at least they’re not Geiger Counters . | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
1704 | Searching for gold while the gold is sitting right next to you. | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
1705 | Did you tell them that they can't find bitcoins that way? | 1.3243 | 0.07227 | 74 | 56 | 12 | 6 |
1706 | It's a new startup I found, WheresMyKeys.Com. | 1.3243 | 0.06695 | 74 | 54 | 16 | 4 |
1707 | I told you to vacuum. | 1.3243 | 0.06413 | 74 | 53 | 18 | 3 |
1708 | Gold or silver ? | 1.3243 | 0.06413 | 74 | 53 | 18 | 3 |
1709 | They're checking for anything resembling a ball and chain. | 1.3239 | 0.07445 | 71 | 54 | 11 | 6 |
1710 | Sometimes my Mom gets a little carried away | 1.3239 | 0.07170 | 71 | 53 | 13 | 5 |
1711 | You should have downloaded the "Find my Phone" app. | 1.3239 | 0.07170 | 71 | 53 | 13 | 5 |
1712 | The car keys are lost, move on. | 1.3239 | 0.06884 | 71 | 52 | 15 | 4 |
1713 | If you tell them I swallowed it, they will only stay longer. | 1.3239 | 0.07445 | 71 | 54 | 11 | 6 |
1714 | I'm sorry I lost your engagement ring, but this is ridiculous. | 1.3239 | 0.07170 | 71 | 53 | 13 | 5 |
1715 | Maybe they should look in the sofa for coins | 1.3235 | 0.07681 | 68 | 52 | 10 | 6 |
1716 | Currently, it's the best way I have to pay off my college loans. | 1.3235 | 0.06770 | 68 | 49 | 16 | 3 |
1717 | Next time, read the prenup more carefully. | 1.3235 | 0.07087 | 68 | 50 | 14 | 4 |
1718 | Pick your feet up while they clean the rug. | 1.3235 | 0.07087 | 68 | 50 | 14 | 4 |
1719 | Let me guess. You misplaced your bit coins. Again. | 1.3235 | 0.07681 | 68 | 52 | 10 | 6 |
1720 | My surgeon said there’d be pros and cons of getting a knee replacement. | 1.3235 | 0.06770 | 68 | 49 | 16 | 3 |
1721 | Wait - you said all that mail we got addressed to Jimmy Hoffa was just a simple postal error! | 1.3235 | 0.07087 | 68 | 50 | 14 | 4 |
1722 | Well, clearly you've taken the term 'cryptocurrency' too literally... | 1.3235 | 0.07962 | 68 | 53 | 8 | 7 |
1723 | I keep telling you to put the remote back on the console | 1.3235 | 0.06438 | 68 | 48 | 18 | 2 |
1724 | I said, “Where’s your mettle”. | 1.3235 | 0.07390 | 68 | 51 | 12 | 5 |
1725 | I don't think the vaccine worked. They can't find us." "You need to stop listening to your mom Susan. | 1.3235 | 0.07087 | 68 | 50 | 14 | 4 |
1726 | I keep telling them this isn't how Bitcoin works. | 1.3235 | 0.07681 | 68 | 52 | 10 | 6 |
1727 | honey, change the channel now | 1.3235 | 0.07087 | 68 | 50 | 14 | 4 |
1728 | I told you the ring felt loose. | 1.3229 | 0.05638 | 96 | 69 | 23 | 4 |
1729 | Because there's buried treasure around here. It said so on the internet. | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
1730 | When did you last see your keys? | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1731 | You still going with your lame " I lost the ring" excuse? | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1732 | If we can’t travel, I thought I’d bring the beach to us. | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1733 | This is not what I meant when I said I enjoy a good heavy metal scene. | 1.3218 | 0.06838 | 87 | 67 | 12 | 8 |
1734 | Wait, aren’t your glasses plastic? | 1.3218 | 0.05779 | 87 | 62 | 22 | 3 |
1735 | I forgot to tell you that our new therapist has BS detectors. | 1.3218 | 0.06838 | 87 | 67 | 12 | 8 |
1736 | Gotta love the gig economy. | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1737 | Did you tell them that you lost your keys again" | 1.3214 | 0.05658 | 84 | 59 | 23 | 2 |
1738 | Did you want to consider another excuse in case the missing ring doesn’t show up? | 1.3214 | 0.05658 | 84 | 59 | 23 | 2 |
1739 | I didn’t expect this when the condo newsletter said that there would be change in the lobby. | 1.3214 | 0.06595 | 84 | 63 | 15 | 6 |
1740 | I will admit to the slightest possibility that the keys were left in the car, but for now I would prefer to stay the course. | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 58 | 20 | 3 |
1741 | t’s nice your family does things together, but it’s making me a little nervous. | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1742 | If they find anything do we get a cut | 1.3210 | 0.05507 | 81 | 56 | 24 | 1 |
1743 | Your dating profile said, ‘Hidden Treasure,’ so I came prepared. | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1744 | Is anyone dragging the lake? | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1745 | They won't leave until they can check under the cushions. | 1.3210 | 0.06765 | 81 | 61 | 14 | 6 |
1746 | They have zydeco on Friday nights — Saturdays, underground metal. | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1747 | I told you this relationship would be a minefield. | 1.3210 | 0.05781 | 81 | 57 | 22 | 2 |
1748 | Call me a Luddite, but the change is obviously buried in the couch. | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1749 | I said this is “mental” | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1750 | This is not what I thought you meant when you said your friends were into metal | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
1751 | You really miss Florida,huh? | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
1752 | I heard you went ring shopping a couple of weeks ago, so I asked over a few friends. | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
1753 | I lost another AirPod. | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
1754 | I stand corrected. Winning the lottery was not your dumbest idea. | 1.3205 | 0.06947 | 78 | 59 | 13 | 6 |
1755 | It’s nice to have people over once in a while | 1.3205 | 0.06947 | 78 | 59 | 13 | 6 |
1756 | Since we can’t make it to the beach, I brought the beach to you. | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
1757 | I started a TikTok challenge to find my keys. | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
1758 | Do you find relationships to be a minefield? | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1759 | I swear the ad said 'metal inspectors' | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
1760 | I don't think this is how you mine for Bitcoin. | 1.3200 | 0.06886 | 75 | 56 | 14 | 5 |
1761 | You lost your earbud again? | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
1762 | I may have told them I paid off my debt from the change you dropped in my sofa. | 1.3200 | 0.07391 | 75 | 58 | 10 | 7 |
1763 | All I wanted was a quiet evening and now magazines are looking for captions in our living room | 1.3200 | 0.07143 | 75 | 57 | 12 | 6 |
1764 | Are they looking for a ‘remote’ job? | 1.3200 | 0.07143 | 75 | 57 | 12 | 6 |
1765 | Al Capone lived in this apartment. Geraldo and the TV crew will be here shortly. | 1.3194 | 0.05876 | 72 | 50 | 21 | 1 |
1766 | Love. They're helping me look for love, and just a little attention. | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
1767 | No, what I actually said was the apartment was going to be mined. | 1.3194 | 0.07084 | 72 | 54 | 13 | 5 |
1768 | They,like me,have been doing this for a while,and still no engagement ring. | 1.3194 | 0.06802 | 72 | 53 | 15 | 4 |
1769 | You sure you dropped it in here? | 1.3194 | 0.06200 | 72 | 51 | 19 | 2 |
1770 | Honey, they're not going to detect you. I told you the vaccines won't magnetise you. | 1.3194 | 0.06802 | 72 | 53 | 15 | 4 |
1771 | I wanted to start a book club but no! | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
1772 | When you invited me over to listen to metal, I had assumed we were talking about music. | 1.3191 | 0.05702 | 94 | 68 | 22 | 4 |
1773 | You lose a Sacagawea dollar in the couch one time… | 1.3191 | 0.06455 | 94 | 72 | 14 | 8 |
1774 | Your personality is magnetic, but I still haven’t detected any change. | 1.3191 | 0.06630 | 94 | 73 | 12 | 9 |
1775 | I don't think they understand how you lose bitcoins | 1.3188 | 0.06999 | 69 | 51 | 14 | 4 |
1776 | Wouldn't ordering a new AirPod be cheaper? | 1.3188 | 0.06361 | 69 | 49 | 18 | 2 |
1777 | well, you did say you dropped the engagement ring in the carpet, right? | 1.3188 | 0.07584 | 69 | 53 | 10 | 6 |
1778 | "The whole world is like a minefield and NOW it's come to us" | 1.3188 | 0.06999 | 69 | 51 | 14 | 4 |
1779 | At least they’re not Hipsters | 1.3188 | 0.07584 | 69 | 53 | 10 | 6 |
1780 | They’re gonna freak out when they find the kitchen. | 1.3188 | 0.07297 | 69 | 52 | 12 | 5 |
1781 | You said you wanted change --- I'm just trying to be helpful. | 1.3187 | 0.06420 | 91 | 69 | 15 | 7 |
1782 | It has something to do with a theory on social media. | 1.3182 | 0.06882 | 66 | 48 | 15 | 3 |
1783 | Honey, with our unemployment benefits ending, we have to find as many other money sources as possible. | 1.3182 | 0.07529 | 66 | 50 | 11 | 5 |
1784 | They don't fully understand where to find bitcoin | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1785 | Think they'll find the remote? | 1.3182 | 0.06574 | 88 | 67 | 14 | 7 |
1786 | Is this how you were imagining your bachelor party? | 1.3182 | 0.07213 | 66 | 49 | 13 | 4 |
1787 | At this rate, they’ll find your iphone 4 from middle school | 1.3182 | 0.07529 | 66 | 50 | 11 | 5 |
1788 | If they're looking for bitcoin they're going to be sorely disappointed. | 1.3182 | 0.07832 | 66 | 51 | 9 | 6 |
1789 | If you want out of the marriage, just say so. | 1.3182 | 0.07213 | 66 | 49 | 13 | 4 |
1790 | You're sure the bitcoin was in here? | 1.3182 | 0.07213 | 66 | 49 | 13 | 4 |
1791 | I kind of liked it more when we just worried about algorithms | 1.3182 | 0.07213 | 66 | 49 | 13 | 4 |
1792 | Okay, where did you last see your keys? | 1.3182 | 0.06882 | 66 | 48 | 15 | 3 |
1793 | Apparently someone found traces of civility last night…. | 1.3182 | 0.07529 | 66 | 50 | 11 | 5 |
1794 | They’re trying to find where I asked for your opinion. | 1.3182 | 0.07832 | 66 | 51 | 9 | 6 |
1795 | Well, it beats vacuuming. | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1796 | I think there’s something fishy about this Roomba home demo. | 1.3176 | 0.06528 | 85 | 64 | 15 | 6 |
1797 | I guess the vaccine indeed made us magnetic… | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1798 | Welcome to our company's annual 401k shareholder meeting. Refreshments are in Starbucks across the street. | 1.3176 | 0.06309 | 85 | 63 | 17 | 5 |
1799 | Ok, you got your vaccination, now which conspiracy theory is this? | 1.3171 | 0.06693 | 82 | 62 | 14 | 6 |
1800 | I always feel like I’m in a minefield talking to you! | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
1801 | What I said was, "This condo is 'mine'." | 1.3171 | 0.07129 | 82 | 64 | 10 | 8 |
1802 | Next time pay attention to your hearing aid when you take your mask off. Those things cost a fortune. | 1.3171 | 0.06915 | 82 | 63 | 12 | 7 |
1803 | They came all the way from Arizona and are looking for what? Voter fraud in our living room? That's insane!!!! | 1.3171 | 0.07129 | 82 | 64 | 10 | 8 |
1804 | Are these guys always here? | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
1805 | Some believe our living room was built over an ancient burial ground containing gilded artifacts. | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
1806 | Fuck this, I'm calling the cops. | 1.3171 | 0.06915 | 82 | 63 | 12 | 7 |
1807 | You drop something? | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1808 | . “And how is this easier than buying a Tile?” | 1.3171 | 0.06693 | 82 | 62 | 14 | 6 |
1809 | The anti vaxxers are searching for that chip again. | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
1810 | They haven’t found us yet. | 1.3171 | 0.06693 | 82 | 62 | 14 | 6 |
1811 | For Christ sakes ! This is Brooklyn! | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1812 | Sometimes it's worth exploring what's going on beneath the surface of our relationship. | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
1813 | If they find it Harold, you're in deep shit | 1.3165 | 0.06871 | 79 | 60 | 13 | 6 |
1814 | I knew it - marriage counseling is nothing but land mines! | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1815 | I haven’t needed my keys until the lockdown ended. | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
1816 | I told you we needed to have an extra set of car keys made. | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1817 | Nobody wants to work anymore. | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
1818 | Yes, but why are they working from _my_ home? | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
1819 | Did you drop your Bitcoin again? | 1.3163 | 0.05542 | 98 | 71 | 23 | 4 |
1820 | It's a bitcoin. They'll never find it. | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
1821 | Didn't I tell you to fix that whole in your pocket? | 1.3158 | 0.06808 | 76 | 57 | 14 | 5 |
1822 | Is your gold filling that important? | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
1823 | Rumba hockey! | 1.3158 | 0.07061 | 76 | 58 | 12 | 6 |
1824 | Dads seeking lost youth. | 1.3158 | 0.06808 | 76 | 57 | 14 | 5 |
1825 | Well, last week they found Julie's contact lens. | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
1826 | A key under the flower pot would due. | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
1827 | Might be time to have the rug cleaned. | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
1828 | They are the "Beach Boys" ! handy friends to have when I drop small jewelry . | 1.3151 | 0.05812 | 73 | 51 | 21 | 1 |
1829 | It was my financial advisor’s idea. | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
1830 | Our chances of finding something good are still better than yours with “Play Something” on Netflix. | 1.3151 | 0.07000 | 73 | 55 | 13 | 5 |
1831 | This is not what I had in mind when you said it was your night to host the metal heads | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
1832 | Thought you said we were going to see a new metal band? | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
1833 | They’re looking for bamboo fibers, or some shit | 1.3151 | 0.07267 | 73 | 56 | 11 | 6 |
1834 | Did you check the couch cushions? | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
1835 | Great, one week from the wedding and you lose the ring. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1836 | On second thought "Ancient Roman Settlements Under Our House" was not a wise title for our thesis. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1837 | Maybe it’s your magnetic personality. | 1.3146 | 0.06703 | 89 | 69 | 12 | 8 |
1838 | Wouldn’t it be easier to return pop cans for the deposit? | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1839 | So tell me more, a career in Roomba wrangling sounds interesting | 1.3146 | 0.06510 | 89 | 68 | 14 | 7 |
1840 | Did you lose your retainer again? | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
1841 | Pick your feet up | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
1842 | They're just testing your mettle. | 1.3143 | 0.07207 | 70 | 53 | 12 | 5 |
1843 | You know this is overkill. | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
1844 | Searching for America's soul | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
1845 | Life is not a beach!" | 1.3143 | 0.07760 | 70 | 55 | 8 | 7 |
1846 | It’s much easier if they do it! | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
1847 | Now they are after our silver linings too | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
1848 | 'When the real estate agent said this property was a hidden gem, I didn't think they meant this...' | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
1849 | Does everyone here listen to metal? | 1.3143 | 0.06286 | 70 | 50 | 18 | 2 |
1850 | I didn't mean I am that kind of heavy metal fan | 1.3143 | 0.07207 | 70 | 53 | 12 | 5 |
1851 | I just love the sound of the beach. | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1852 | My RingFinder app isn’t working. You still haven’t proposed. | 1.3140 | 0.06670 | 86 | 66 | 13 | 7 |
1853 | You can’t keep them in a dish by the front door like a normal person? | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1854 | The Texas Legislature passed a "law" which they do not enforce, but any person can enter your home and search for evidence of Fetal Heartbeat. Coupled with the belief that anyone on the premises has thought of the word "abortion" they get $10,000. | 1.3134 | 0.07120 | 67 | 50 | 13 | 4 |
1855 | This is not what I meant by “help more around the house.” | 1.3134 | 0.08017 | 67 | 53 | 7 | 7 |
1856 | Repeat after me, "I promise to stop clipping my toenails on the sofa." | 1.3134 | 0.07431 | 67 | 51 | 11 | 5 |
1857 | They spend two years ringing doorbells, looking for the Golden Plates. | 1.3134 | 0.08017 | 67 | 53 | 7 | 7 |
1858 | Should I tell them I have a knee replacement? | 1.3134 | 0.07120 | 67 | 50 | 13 | 4 |
1859 | That’s not what I meant by mixed signals… | 1.3134 | 0.07120 | 67 | 50 | 13 | 4 |
1860 | relationships are a minefield, it is better to sweep the area first | 1.3134 | 0.07120 | 67 | 50 | 13 | 4 |
1861 | It’s not looking like we’re going to locate that loving feeling | 1.3134 | 0.07431 | 67 | 51 | 11 | 5 |
1862 | Honey, I said your mental health. Please get your hearing checked. | 1.3134 | 0.07431 | 67 | 51 | 11 | 5 |
1863 | You seriously expected me to look for it? | 1.3134 | 0.08017 | 67 | 53 | 7 | 7 |
1864 | You really think you lost your keys under the carpet? | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1865 | Gosh, are they perhaps hinting that it's time for us to go? | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
1866 | So this is your idea of having your mettle tested? | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1867 | They should just check the couch. | 1.3133 | 0.06841 | 83 | 64 | 12 | 7 |
1868 | I don't think they realize this in not how Bitcoins are mined | 1.3133 | 0.07053 | 83 | 65 | 10 | 8 |
1869 | We really need to stop listening to so much heavy metal. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1870 | Maybe they'll find that loose screw | 1.3125 | 0.06796 | 80 | 61 | 13 | 6 |
1871 | I told you I was a chick magnet | 1.3125 | 0.06635 | 64 | 46 | 16 | 2 |
1872 | Be patient. They'll find your lucky quarter. | 1.3125 | 0.07345 | 64 | 48 | 12 | 4 |
1873 | So you really couldn't spare a dime. | 1.3125 | 0.06999 | 64 | 47 | 14 | 3 |
1874 | Mental. M-E-N-T-A-L. | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
1875 | Honey, are you sure you bought that ring? | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
1876 | No, Metallica was never my favorite band. | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
1877 | I don't care how many of them there are, I'm not getting up. | 1.3125 | 0.07675 | 64 | 49 | 10 | 5 |
1878 | I told you there is an APP for that! | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
1879 | Im starting to feel like your five dads don’t like me. | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
1880 | Oh,the ring wasn’t just misplaced? | 1.3125 | 0.06796 | 80 | 61 | 13 | 6 |
1881 | Do you have another roll of pennies? | 1.3125 | 0.06250 | 64 | 45 | 18 | 1 |
1882 | Maybe your keys are in the couch. | 1.3125 | 0.06057 | 80 | 58 | 19 | 3 |
1883 | I wish you hadn’t posted on Nextdoor that we lost a fortune in shag carpeting. | 1.3125 | 0.08296 | 64 | 51 | 6 | 7 |
1884 | Don’t they realize we’re broke millennials? | 1.3125 | 0.06250 | 64 | 45 | 18 | 1 |
1885 | How was your day? | 1.3125 | 0.06796 | 80 | 61 | 13 | 6 |
1886 | Could you please stop playing that heavy metal music?! | 1.3125 | 0.07345 | 64 | 48 | 12 | 4 |
1887 | Face it Hank, the nerd statues aren’t selling. | 1.3125 | 0.06796 | 80 | 61 | 13 | 6 |
1888 | I always seem to attract a bunch of gold diggers | 1.3125 | 0.07345 | 64 | 48 | 12 | 4 |
1889 | And you’re sure you didn’t drop the keys under the couch? | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1890 | You really need to explain to your dad and his friends how your home crypto mining operation actually works. | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
1891 | You lose your house key again? | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1892 | I know you think I’m nuts, Kevin, but that earring is a family heirloom. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1893 | There just using mental detectors. Ignore them. You have no reason to worry. | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
1894 | Politicians frantically searching for votes. | 1.3117 | 0.07222 | 77 | 60 | 10 | 7 |
1895 | What? I lost my keys. | 1.3117 | 0.05921 | 77 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
1896 | I do still miss the days when you’d get down on your hands and knees to find my earrings? | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1897 | There are other ways to prove your mettle, you know. | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
1898 | Bunch of metal heads | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
1899 | I’m telling you – ALL your change was in the couch. Let it go! | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1900 | You ever wonder if we're missing something? | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1901 | I keep telling you, hang your car keys on the hook when you come in the front door. | 1.3111 | 0.06250 | 90 | 68 | 16 | 6 |
1902 | It's just a dime . . . | 1.3108 | 0.06918 | 74 | 56 | 13 | 5 |
1903 | Are you into heavy metal or grunge? | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
1904 | Of course they don't find anything; they never look under the cushions. | 1.3108 | 0.06918 | 74 | 56 | 13 | 5 |
1905 | Your family is hunter mine are more gatherer. | 1.3108 | 0.06918 | 74 | 56 | 13 | 5 |
1906 | Now .. How hard is it to find our masks ? | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
1907 | I think the Bitcoin craze is now out of control. | 1.3108 | 0.06918 | 74 | 56 | 13 | 5 |
1908 | I feel lost. | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
1909 | I told them that you lost your bitcoins. | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
1910 | And this is why men kneel when they propose. | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1911 | Maybe we should check the couch for quarters. | 1.3099 | 0.06830 | 71 | 53 | 14 | 4 |
1912 | We need that remote. How else can we turn on the t.v.? | 1.3099 | 0.06830 | 71 | 53 | 14 | 4 |
1913 | Nice to see these guys aren't wasting THEIR lives... | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
1914 | I knew these Metallica tickets were too good to be true. | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
1915 | I know it's a bit annoying but we get 25% royalties. | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
1916 | I guess 18 months inside does qualify us for an archeological designation! | 1.3099 | 0.07396 | 71 | 55 | 10 | 6 |
1917 | I'm starting to worry you're a gold digger. | 1.3099 | 0.06213 | 71 | 51 | 18 | 2 |
1918 | They’ll never find the junk in my trunk | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
1919 | I like the way this restaurant spins their pizzas | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
1920 | I found them in the park and they said they’d help me find all the backs of you earrings here. | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
1921 | There’s some gold here in the comments | 1.3099 | 0.06830 | 71 | 53 | 14 | 4 |
1922 | I don’t think that was a micro-dose | 1.3099 | 0.07118 | 71 | 54 | 12 | 5 |
1923 | Don't worry honey, they'll find your earring | 1.3099 | 0.07396 | 71 | 55 | 10 | 6 |
1924 | I mentioned on my blog that for lack of a nail the kingdom might be lost, and then they showed up. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1925 | Did you check under the cushions? | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1926 | They're still looking for Hillary's emails | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
1927 | You can't see it? Dating you is like walking in a mine field! | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
1928 | I don't care if they find us a treasure, they should all be wearing masks in our living room! | 1.3088 | 0.06710 | 68 | 50 | 15 | 3 |
1929 | Still cold. | 1.3088 | 0.07335 | 68 | 52 | 11 | 5 |
1930 | They're looking for quarters. | 1.3088 | 0.06710 | 68 | 50 | 15 | 3 |
1931 | Keep your mouth shut! | 1.3088 | 0.08184 | 68 | 55 | 5 | 8 |
1932 | Don’t mind them. I put all my loose change in bitcoin. | 1.3088 | 0.07629 | 68 | 53 | 9 | 6 |
1933 | *“If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were hiding something.” | 1.3088 | 0.06710 | 68 | 50 | 15 | 3 |
1934 | Why do you always have to dig up the past | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
1935 | Looking for a connection | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
1936 | Not what I had in mind when you said your dad was coming over with a few friends. | 1.3088 | 0.07629 | 68 | 53 | 9 | 6 |
1937 | Looking for change in all the wrong places. | 1.3088 | 0.07335 | 68 | 52 | 11 | 5 |
1938 | Wow that's a lot of people with metal detectors huh? Anyway, so the primary philosophy behind dialectical materialism is recognizing contradictions within current issues on a material level, and that the solutions lie within a rearrangement of soc | 1.3086 | 0.06722 | 81 | 62 | 13 | 6 |
1939 | I didn't think we had THAT much change in our couch! | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1940 | My switch from cash to a debit card has made their search harder. | 1.3086 | 0.06722 | 81 | 62 | 13 | 6 |
1941 | All I said to the landlord was that I lost my keys. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1942 | What do you think they'll do when they realize that you're sitting on it? | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1943 | Apple’s new Find My Wedding Ring app | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1944 | And when they find the lost remote, we will glue that one to your left hand. | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1945 | I explained to them over and over; it’s in Bitcoins | 1.3085 | 0.06598 | 94 | 74 | 11 | 9 |
1946 | That is not quite the Heavy Metal party i expected. | 1.3077 | 0.06903 | 78 | 60 | 12 | 6 |
1947 | That’s not what I meant when I said that I wanted to see The Beach Boys! | 1.3077 | 0.08481 | 52 | 40 | 8 | 4 |
1948 | You misunderstood. I said I liked heavy metal and detective work. | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
1949 | Will you be mine? | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
1950 | When you said you were inviting some metal enthusiasts round - I was thinking more Iron Maiden maybe. | 1.3077 | 0.07571 | 65 | 50 | 10 | 5 |
1951 | I wasn't sure if I lost it in the garbage disposal. | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
1952 | Most people just pick up the cushions. | 1.3077 | 0.06907 | 65 | 48 | 14 | 3 |
1953 | Should we tell them it is a plastic key? | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
1954 | The data miners are really on it today. | 1.3077 | 0.06550 | 65 | 47 | 16 | 2 |
1955 | Oh wait, my keys ARE in my pocket after all. | 1.3077 | 0.07808 | 78 | 64 | 4 | 10 |
1956 | This is really your retirement plan? | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
1957 | It may be iron deficiency. | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
1958 | It's probably just in the couch cushions. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1959 | Do you have any change? Let's throw it around and see what happens. | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
1960 | I said you need to find your mettle, not your metal! | 1.3077 | 0.06903 | 78 | 60 | 12 | 6 |
1961 | I hired them. You keep shouting, 'get the quarter back!' | 1.3077 | 0.07571 | 65 | 50 | 10 | 5 |
1962 | A for effort, guys, but I found the quarter between the couch cushions. | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1963 | When you said you lost a gold tooth, shouldn’t you have mentioned that it was while you were scuba diving? | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
1964 | This is testing my mettle. | 1.3077 | 0.06907 | 65 | 48 | 14 | 3 |
1965 | Weird...Spotify will only play heavy metal station! | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
1966 | It was called “Old School Find My Phone”. | 1.3077 | 0.05859 | 78 | 56 | 20 | 2 |
1967 | All this for a lost Buffalo head nickle? | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
1968 | Don't you trust me? | 1.3077 | 0.05567 | 78 | 55 | 22 | 1 |
1969 | I liked Metallica’s earlier stuff. | 1.3077 | 0.07571 | 65 | 50 | 10 | 5 |
1970 | Don't worry, they can't detect your lies. | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
1971 | No magnetism here. | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
1972 | When they said the condo came with beach views... | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
1973 | Should we tell them this is Studio 54, not Area 51? | 1.3077 | 0.07571 | 65 | 50 | 10 | 5 |
1974 | Do you hear beeping or is it just me? | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
1975 | Where was the last place you remember seeing your phone? | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1976 | We hope to find out just what makes a couch potato tick. | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1977 | You just had to post on NextDoor about my lost wedding band... | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1978 | Once they find your keys, you’re welcome to leave. | 1.3067 | 0.07096 | 75 | 58 | 11 | 6 |
1979 | I always heard blind dates were a minefield. But yeesh! | 1.3067 | 0.07096 | 75 | 58 | 11 | 6 |
1980 | Wouldn't it just be easier to get up and change the channel | 1.3067 | 0.05687 | 75 | 53 | 21 | 1 |
1981 | Where did our love go? | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1982 | I think we should call the whole thing off. I have gone overboard searching for traces of animal magnetism. It's just not here. | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1983 | There's decent conversation around here, we're sure of it. | 1.3067 | 0.05995 | 75 | 54 | 19 | 2 |
1984 | When you said your new place was a gold mine I didn’t think you meant literally. | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1985 | Do you get the feeling there’s an elephant in the room? | 1.3067 | 0.07096 | 75 | 58 | 11 | 6 |
1986 | ‘I know you liked those earrings but can’t you just buy another pair?’ | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1987 | We're sitting on a gold mine | 1.3065 | 0.06335 | 62 | 44 | 17 | 1 |
1988 | Enough with the practice, already. When are you guys headed for the beach? | 1.3065 | 0.07121 | 62 | 46 | 13 | 3 |
1989 | Finders keeper, loosens weepers. | 1.3065 | 0.07483 | 62 | 47 | 11 | 4 |
1990 | You must be hiding something. | 1.3065 | 0.07121 | 62 | 46 | 13 | 3 |
1991 | I'm having doubts about crowdsourcing the search for your wedding ring ... | 1.3065 | 0.07121 | 62 | 46 | 13 | 3 |
1992 | Danny went great lengths to rediscover his once magnetic charm. | 1.3065 | 0.08159 | 62 | 49 | 7 | 6 |
1993 | You better hope they find the ring. | 1.3065 | 0.07121 | 62 | 46 | 13 | 3 |
1994 | I thought that maybe they could find my missing nose ring... | 1.3065 | 0.07483 | 62 | 47 | 11 | 4 |
1995 | I know there's a ring around here somewhere. | 1.3065 | 0.06739 | 62 | 45 | 15 | 2 |
1996 | Help me understand how losing an engagement ring is a good start to a life together. | 1.3065 | 0.07121 | 62 | 46 | 13 | 3 |
1997 | Oh nothing to worry about. I am just checking if I am walking into an emotional minefield. | 1.3061 | 0.06390 | 98 | 77 | 12 | 9 |
1998 | This isn't going to help find your missing Bitcoin." | 1.3059 | 0.05557 | 85 | 61 | 22 | 2 |
1999 | I'm pretty sure I'll get a ring from them before you! | 1.3059 | 0.06905 | 85 | 67 | 10 | 8 |
2000 | Of course, they'll keep 10% of what they find. | 1.3059 | 0.05557 | 85 | 61 | 22 | 2 |
2001 | ARE WE SITTING ON A GOLD MINE? | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
2002 | I know the remote is around here somewhere... | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
2003 | But he said we were sitting on a gold mine! | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
2004 | I don't think this is how you find your Bitcoin password | 1.3059 | 0.06700 | 85 | 66 | 12 | 7 |
2005 | I'm beginning to doubt that you lost your wedding ring, | 1.3056 | 0.06452 | 72 | 53 | 16 | 3 |
2006 | I had to be the one to turn off all the find-my-phone tools.” | 1.3056 | 0.06452 | 72 | 53 | 16 | 3 |
2007 | How many more Swiffer products do we need? | 1.3056 | 0.06452 | 72 | 53 | 16 | 3 |
2008 | I think it's about time we check under these couch cushions. | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
2009 | And once they find the engagement ring, then what? | 1.3056 | 0.06141 | 72 | 52 | 18 | 2 |
2010 | They haven't heard of Bitcoin. | 1.3056 | 0.06141 | 72 | 52 | 18 | 2 |
2011 | Try one more time honey. Where did you last put your mind? | 1.3056 | 0.07568 | 72 | 57 | 8 | 7 |
2012 | I'd ask them to leave, but they're the only thing creating the illusion there's a floor. | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
2013 | You know I can just make you another copy of the keys, right? | 1.3056 | 0.07305 | 72 | 56 | 10 | 6 |
2014 | They did say love is a battlefield you know. | 1.3056 | 0.07305 | 72 | 56 | 10 | 6 |
2015 | I lost my earring live on Instagram. | 1.3049 | 0.05673 | 82 | 59 | 21 | 2 |
2016 | I said they could have 50% of anything they find | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
2017 | I'm sure your keys are here somewhere. | 1.3049 | 0.06651 | 82 | 63 | 13 | 6 |
2018 | I guess everyone is looking for some change. | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
2019 | I told you long ago, Bitcoin eliminates all of this. | 1.3049 | 0.07089 | 82 | 65 | 9 | 8 |
2020 | Come to think of it, I left the keys in my gym shorts! | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
2021 | yes, maybe too much, but it was MY earring! | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
2022 | You tweeted "1969-S Lincoln cent seen in our sofa" Yes, YOU caused this! | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
2023 | Could they be in your other pants? | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
2024 | I thought you said you could summon "herds." | 1.3043 | 0.07242 | 69 | 53 | 11 | 5 |
2025 | You lost your keys AGAIN? | 1.3043 | 0.06298 | 69 | 50 | 17 | 2 |
2026 | A sweep for bugs? I meant ants . | 1.3043 | 0.06298 | 69 | 50 | 17 | 2 |
2027 | I hate Hobby Night. | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
2028 | My in-laws are always meddling in my business. | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
2029 | It was fun for awhile, Brandon, but I can't just sit around on your couch anymore. I want to be with someone who is looking for something special | 1.3043 | 0.07242 | 69 | 53 | 11 | 5 |
2030 | Guy: "Babe, what are these men are doing too close to us?" Girl: "They're looking for the remaining women's rights for them to destroy!" | 1.3043 | 0.07242 | 69 | 53 | 11 | 5 |
2031 | Telling them that you lost your ring is the only way to get your apartment cleaned these days. | 1.3043 | 0.06298 | 69 | 50 | 17 | 2 |
2032 | Wouldn't it just be easier to buy another nose bolt? | 1.3043 | 0.07531 | 69 | 54 | 9 | 6 |
2033 | How about Buffy, for a girl? Do you like the name Buffy? | 1.3043 | 0.07809 | 69 | 55 | 7 | 7 |
2034 | You should see 'em work on a haystack | 1.3043 | 0.06324 | 92 | 71 | 14 | 7 |
2035 | I hope I took the jewelry off of his body. | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
2036 | Or, we could have looked between the cushions. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
2037 | Can't you just check the sofa for coins like everyone else? | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
2038 | They followed me back from the beach. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
2039 | I realize you are trying to be helpful, and I appreciate it, but I think you misunderstood when I told I lost my virginity on this couch. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
2040 | I think we should have a look under the cushions. | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
2041 | I think they are looking for the supreme courts backbone | 1.3038 | 0.07286 | 79 | 63 | 8 | 8 |
2042 | I've lost my equilibrium. | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
2043 | Can you just admit that they aren’t vacuums already? | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
2044 | Remind me, which remote are they looking for? | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
2045 | The remote's gotta be here somewhere. | 1.3030 | 0.06467 | 66 | 48 | 16 | 2 |
2046 | You had to put I can't find engagment ring on facebook. | 1.3030 | 0.06467 | 66 | 48 | 16 | 2 |
2047 | Promise me you didn't hock your wedding ring. | 1.3030 | 0.07470 | 66 | 51 | 10 | 5 |
2048 | I feel change coming on! | 1.3030 | 0.07470 | 66 | 51 | 10 | 5 |
2049 | Thy cll thmslvs th vwl hntrs. | 1.3030 | 0.08070 | 66 | 53 | 6 | 7 |
2050 | They're getting warmer.... | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
2051 | This is the weirdest fraternity hazing I've ever seen. | 1.3030 | 0.08070 | 66 | 53 | 6 | 7 |
2052 | Lost your Juul again? | 1.3030 | 0.07151 | 66 | 50 | 12 | 4 |
2053 | Is your missing gold crown really worth all this? | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
2054 | So you updated to find my phone beta version? | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
2055 | They must be looking for that heart of gold you're always telling me about.... | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
2056 | I know it seems highly improbable, but it just might be under the cushions. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
2057 | 'At this point, I think it would have been cheaper just to buy a new ring!" | 1.3026 | 0.07014 | 76 | 59 | 11 | 6 |
2058 | Yeah but it was my grandmother's engagement ring, and my mother will kill me! | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
2059 | The whole "Captain Kidd buried his treasure in a brownstone on E 68th" was on the podcast as a joke. Who knew it would go viral? | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
2060 | I told you we shouldn't have built our house on the beach. | 1.3026 | 0.05929 | 76 | 55 | 19 | 2 |
2061 | Should we tell them this floor was made with concrete and steel wire mesh? | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
2062 | You just had to write that I was pure gold on your Instagram! | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
2063 | And somehow there are enough microchips for this? | 1.3026 | 0.07014 | 76 | 59 | 11 | 6 |
2064 | Have you tried Find My iPhone? | 1.3026 | 0.05929 | 76 | 55 | 19 | 2 |
2065 | You could be sitting on a gold mine! | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
2066 | I’m telling you we’re sitting on a gold mine here! | 1.3023 | 0.05503 | 86 | 62 | 22 | 2 |
2067 | You said you wanted change | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
2068 | Shh, we’re mining for Bitcoin. | 1.3023 | 0.06834 | 86 | 68 | 10 | 8 |
2069 | I’m certain the remote is under the seat cushion. | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
2070 | It’s just a hairpin. Maybe we should just forget it. | 1.3016 | 0.08043 | 63 | 50 | 7 | 6 |
2071 | I feel like I've lost my way. | 1.3016 | 0.07379 | 63 | 48 | 11 | 4 |
2072 | Mom always said you were a golddigger. | 1.3016 | 0.07379 | 63 | 48 | 11 | 4 |
2073 | It’s here, I promise. | 1.3016 | 0.07024 | 63 | 47 | 13 | 3 |
2074 | They're trying to find if there's anything worthwhile in our relationship. | 1.3016 | 0.07024 | 63 | 47 | 13 | 3 |
2075 | I prefer my Roomba | 1.3016 | 0.07024 | 63 | 47 | 13 | 3 |
2076 | This is not how you check for lead! | 1.3016 | 0.07379 | 63 | 48 | 11 | 4 |
2077 | For the record,I said yes. | 1.3016 | 0.07379 | 63 | 48 | 11 | 4 |
2078 | I said I like to listen to metal, not for it… | 1.3016 | 0.07379 | 63 | 48 | 11 | 4 |
2079 | You can surely tell that the COVID-19 unemployment insurance ran out yesterday! | 1.3014 | 0.06948 | 73 | 56 | 12 | 5 |
2080 | You know all about heavy metal. | 1.3014 | 0.06071 | 73 | 53 | 18 | 2 |
2081 | Don't worry, we'll find your dog. | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
2082 | I thought Geek Squad just fixed computers. Who knew? | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
2083 | As long as we sit on them, they won't check under the cushions." | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
2084 | You said you lived close to the beach but wow! | 1.3014 | 0.07475 | 73 | 58 | 8 | 7 |
2085 | Maybe you should have emptied your pockets before you took a nap. | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
2086 | Can you tell them to do that outside? | 1.3014 | 0.06948 | 73 | 56 | 12 | 5 |
2087 | They came with the couch | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
2088 | Serves you right for being a gold-digger. | 1.3014 | 0.06948 | 73 | 56 | 12 | 5 |
2089 | I hope this ring is not too small, you stingy guy. | 1.3014 | 0.06071 | 73 | 53 | 18 | 2 |
2090 | Did this generation learn that couches have springs? | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
2091 | If it's heads it's your turn to call DoorDash. | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
2092 | They're searching for the smoking gun Trump used to kill democracy. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
2093 | Your friends may have misunderstood my invitation to come over and listen to heavy metal. | 1.3011 | 0.06448 | 93 | 73 | 12 | 8 |
2094 | Are you sure you didn't drop the ring in the sink? | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
2095 | The only people who listen to metal are 40 year old white guys. | 1.3000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 58 | 20 | 2 |
2096 | You said you were in a metal band. This isn’t what I expected. | 1.3000 | 0.06409 | 90 | 70 | 13 | 7 |
2097 | Haven't they thought of looking down the sofa? | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
2098 | That's what you get for carrying a BitCoin in your pocket. | 1.3000 | 0.07435 | 70 | 55 | 9 | 6 |
2099 | Maybe they'll find my keys. | 1.3000 | 0.06409 | 90 | 70 | 13 | 7 |
2100 | I hired them to find your mojo. | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
2101 | Have you noticed any changes since unemployment benefits stopped...A penny for your thoughts?" Heidi Roe Myrtle Point, Orego | 1.3000 | 0.06981 | 80 | 63 | 10 | 7 |
2102 | It's not you, it's me. | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
2103 | Roombas have come a long way since the early days! | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
2104 | You're sure finding metallic cryptocurrency is going to be the next big thing? | 1.3000 | 0.07628 | 60 | 46 | 10 | 4 |
2105 | Do you remember the days when if we lost our keys in the apartment we'd try to find them ourselves? | 1.3000 | 0.07628 | 60 | 46 | 10 | 4 |
2106 | I can't find the AppleTV remote. | 1.3000 | 0.07990 | 60 | 47 | 8 | 5 |
2107 | I tried to tell them you can't find bitcoins that way. | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
2108 | All I said was you needed to embrace change. | 1.3000 | 0.06848 | 60 | 44 | 14 | 2 |
2109 | Harold, the next time you host your detectorist group, make sure you tell them it's OUTSIDE. | 1.3000 | 0.07151 | 70 | 54 | 11 | 5 |
2110 | We must be sitting on top of a gold mine. | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
2111 | There must be a lot of quarters between the cushions. | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
2112 | This is exactly why I prefer Bitcoin. | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
2113 | This calls into question our magnetic attraction. | 1.3000 | 0.07628 | 60 | 46 | 10 | 4 |
2114 | I'm not detecting any hostility from you, but they are. | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
2115 | This shag carpet wasn’t really a good idea | 1.3000 | 0.07151 | 70 | 54 | 11 | 5 |
2116 | If that really is your lucky quarter you would have found it on your own. | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
2117 | ‘My mum said I needed to find some empathy.’ | 1.3000 | 0.07990 | 60 | 47 | 8 | 5 |
2118 | Why don't they just search the cushion for spare change? | 1.3000 | 0.06848 | 60 | 44 | 14 | 2 |
2119 | I’m not saying you’re a gold digger, but… | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
2120 | Zillenial Retirement Plan | 1.3000 | 0.08336 | 60 | 48 | 6 | 6 |
2121 | All I said was…”You lost that loving feeling.” | 1.3000 | 0.07151 | 70 | 54 | 11 | 5 |
2122 | I’ll never take my wedding ring off again. I promise. | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
2123 | And you swear you checked the couch for the Amazon remote? | 1.3000 | 0.07990 | 60 | 47 | 8 | 5 |
2124 | This contact tracing is becoming absurd. | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
2125 | You're sure the remote is not just under one of the couch cushions? | 1.2989 | 0.06356 | 87 | 67 | 14 | 6 |
2126 | Check out the latest ‘find my iPhone’ technology | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
2127 | This is what I meant when I said I’m a modern day gold digger | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
2128 | Something about this curling practice doesn't seem straight. | 1.2987 | 0.07175 | 77 | 61 | 9 | 7 |
2129 | Could you ask them to vacuum instead? | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
2130 | I told you when we started dating that I was a heavy metal freak. | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
2131 | Is there something you haven’t told me? | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
2132 | You know, we wouldn't have to do this if you kept your Legos where they belong. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
2133 | So, our wedding rings are steel? | 1.2987 | 0.07410 | 77 | 62 | 7 | 8 |
2134 | But your toy from the crunchy corn box was plastic. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
2135 | So that’s what you meant you live with a bunch of gold diggers | 1.2987 | 0.07175 | 77 | 61 | 9 | 7 |
2136 | It's part of the 12-step program to wean them off their phones. | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
2137 | its the product I bought you to find your phone | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
2138 | I shouldn't have told my friends that you are a diamond in a gold mine. | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
2139 | Really!! That valuable? How many carats? | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
2140 | We've been sitting here for eighteen months -- the couch is probably a gold mine. | 1.2985 | 0.06385 | 67 | 49 | 16 | 2 |
2141 | Study room? Or panic room. This carpet could use a good debugging. | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
2142 | They said they detect a communication problem in our relationship | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
2143 | I like to be surrounded by those who have the same values in life. | 1.2985 | 0.06385 | 67 | 49 | 16 | 2 |
2144 | I didn't mean we've lost the key to happiness literally. | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
2145 | You can keep looking but I told you there was no chip in the COVID Vaccine. | 1.2985 | 0.07372 | 67 | 52 | 10 | 5 |
2146 | I told you a thousand times, we are not sitting on a gold mine!!! | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
2147 | Not the romantic proposal you had in mind, eh? | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
2148 | Are you sure it was only a quarter? | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
2149 | It's probably time to upgrade your Find My app. | 1.2973 | 0.06002 | 74 | 54 | 18 | 2 |
2150 | I wonder who will be weeping after this. | 1.2973 | 0.07130 | 74 | 58 | 10 | 6 |
2151 | With all the red flags I found, I thought there might be a silver lining here. | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
2152 | Word finally got out that all those little nuggets of advice I give you are pure gold. | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
2153 | Are you telling me you're in a metal band without telling me you're in a metal band? | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
2154 | It’s OK. It’s the most overlooked line item in the Patriot Act. | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
2155 | I guess we could just check under the cushions… | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
2156 | Are you sure your keys aren't under the cushion? | 1.2969 | 0.07278 | 64 | 49 | 11 | 4 |
2157 | Living with treasure hunters was a lot more enjoyable before work-from-home | 1.2969 | 0.07612 | 64 | 50 | 9 | 5 |
2158 | These days, life is a beach. | 1.2969 | 0.06929 | 64 | 48 | 13 | 3 |
2159 | It's a new game called 'Find the Bitcoin. | 1.2969 | 0.06929 | 64 | 48 | 13 | 3 |
2160 | Why do I feel this date is a mine field? | 1.2969 | 0.06562 | 64 | 47 | 15 | 2 |
2161 | Is finding the VCR remote that important? | 1.2969 | 0.07278 | 64 | 49 | 11 | 4 |
2162 | What do you mean you still have a metal house key? | 1.2969 | 0.06929 | 64 | 48 | 13 | 3 |
2163 | All of this for a nickel? | 1.2969 | 0.06929 | 64 | 48 | 13 | 3 |
2164 | The rumor is that this was all part of a pirate ship years ago. | 1.2969 | 0.07278 | 64 | 49 | 11 | 4 |
2165 | Though you said you cleaned under the cushions...... | 1.2969 | 0.06929 | 64 | 48 | 13 | 3 |
2166 | I do not want to hear a beep about this later. | 1.2969 | 0.07612 | 64 | 50 | 9 | 5 |
2167 | I don’t think my sanity is metallic | 1.2969 | 0.07612 | 64 | 50 | 9 | 5 |
2168 | My dad and his friends say I need to, “find my mettle” or something. | 1.2967 | 0.06536 | 91 | 72 | 11 | 8 |
2169 | Idiots! The coins are in the couch. | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
2170 | There's nothing here. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
2171 | You SURE you didn't use the remote last? | 1.2963 | 0.05678 | 81 | 59 | 20 | 2 |
2172 | You could just as easily sit there indoors. | 1.2963 | 0.05399 | 81 | 58 | 22 | 1 |
2173 | I think the true treasure lies within. You? | 1.2963 | 0.05399 | 81 | 58 | 22 | 1 |
2174 | Can't you get by with one hearing aid? | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
2175 | I'm not sure this is such a great way to find a lost bitcoin. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
2176 | Honey, I think we need some change around here. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
2177 | You saw all the loose change they found in the couch. | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
2178 | What’s mine is yours.” | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
2179 | Apparently the gun buyback program worked. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
2180 | Maybe you left it in the bedroom? | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
2181 | Have you looked under the couch cushions lately? | 1.2958 | 0.06149 | 71 | 52 | 17 | 2 |
2182 | Give me a minute, I'll have a penny for your thoughts. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
2183 | Not certain I agree with this new stimulus package - but what’s the alternative? | 1.2958 | 0.07062 | 71 | 55 | 11 | 5 |
2184 | Like I told you, the ring is somewhere near the sofa. | 1.2958 | 0.05812 | 71 | 51 | 19 | 1 |
2185 | The loose change is in the sofa | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
2186 | Are you sure you can't remember where you put your keys? | 1.2951 | 0.07146 | 61 | 46 | 12 | 3 |
2187 | So we’re all here looking for conversation? | 1.2951 | 0.07146 | 61 | 46 | 12 | 3 |
2188 | It's cheaper than BitCoin mining. | 1.2951 | 0.07146 | 61 | 46 | 12 | 3 |
2189 | Now where exactly was it you said you lost your weeding ring? | 1.2951 | 0.07873 | 61 | 48 | 8 | 5 |
2190 | Were you using the landline? | 1.2951 | 0.07518 | 61 | 47 | 10 | 4 |
2191 | All I said was “can you help me find my earring?” | 1.2951 | 0.07518 | 61 | 47 | 10 | 4 |
2192 | What did you want to ask me? | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
2193 | I said liking Metal MUSIC was a deal breaker. | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
2194 | I thought the 49ers were a football team. | 1.2941 | 0.07276 | 68 | 53 | 10 | 5 |
2195 | I think we may want to think twice before moving to the beach. | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
2196 | Did you make it clear that the Pirate Booty you were referring to was a snack? | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
2197 | There’s an app for this, you know… | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
2198 | When you said your friends were metalheads, I wasn't expecting this. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
2199 | Why can't old white men ever be happy with what they have? | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
2200 | This search for the origins of Covid is getting ridiculous. | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
2201 | If we tell them we're sitting on the loose change, maybe they will go away. | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
2202 | If that so-called engagement ring really just fell out of your pocket, they oughta find it | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
2203 | I see some drawbacks to moving the couch to the beach. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
2204 | All this for a lost quarter! | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
2205 | They are looking for that vaccine chip that the other news channel keeps talking about. | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
2206 | Sir, you can't hide fourteen cents of bank interest from the IRS! | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
2207 | ‘Looks like we’d have the beach to ourselves today .’ | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
2208 | No, I mean we’re literally sitting on a gold mine. | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
2209 | Do you think they will find all that Bitcoin hidden in the sofa? | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
2210 | I guess we're on top of a gold mine! | 1.2933 | 0.05623 | 75 | 54 | 20 | 1 |
2211 | Which one of us is going to tell them you were joking in that Reddit thread? | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
2212 | Got any spare change? | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
2213 | Searching for the meaning of life: “find anything?” | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
2214 | Man’s search for meaning | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
2215 | I have a few issues to iron out. | 1.2931 | 0.07382 | 58 | 44 | 11 | 3 |
2216 | Are you worried they’ll find out you’ve been vaccinated? | 1.2931 | 0.07781 | 58 | 45 | 9 | 4 |
2217 | At first I only looked for coins under the cushions. Then I thought, wait… | 1.2931 | 0.08523 | 58 | 47 | 5 | 6 |
2218 | Can't you just be normal and look for your change in the couch? | 1.2931 | 0.07382 | 58 | 44 | 11 | 3 |
2219 | Let me guess--your dad's favorite song is 'Enter Sandman' by Metallica? | 1.2931 | 0.06511 | 58 | 42 | 15 | 1 |
2220 | Please explain your reasoning for bragging on-line about your bitcoin collection here at the apartment. | 1.2931 | 0.08523 | 58 | 47 | 5 | 6 |
2221 | How did all these people think that coins were magnetic? | 1.2931 | 0.07781 | 58 | 45 | 9 | 4 |
2222 | I told them I had plenty of heavy metal back at my place. | 1.2931 | 0.07382 | 58 | 44 | 11 | 3 |
2223 | Do they know that our Bitcoins are not physical coins? | 1.2931 | 0.07781 | 58 | 45 | 9 | 4 |
2224 | Whoever finds it can have her! | 1.2931 | 0.07382 | 58 | 44 | 11 | 3 |
2225 | Searching for bitcoin | 1.2931 | 0.07781 | 58 | 45 | 9 | 4 |
2226 | Before I look for my keys under the sofa cushions, I’m eliminating any other possible spots. | 1.2931 | 0.07781 | 58 | 45 | 9 | 4 |
2227 | On the other hand, we could go out. | 1.2931 | 0.07781 | 58 | 45 | 9 | 4 |
2228 | This is not what I ment when I said I wanted to hire a lie detector | 1.2931 | 0.07781 | 58 | 45 | 9 | 4 |
2229 | Is this one of those silent raves? | 1.2931 | 0.07781 | 58 | 45 | 9 | 4 |
2230 | we can just go buy a new ring | 1.2931 | 0.06511 | 58 | 42 | 15 | 1 |
2231 | How is that any different from looking for Pokemon? | 1.2931 | 0.07382 | 58 | 44 | 11 | 3 |
2232 | So you're a metalhead? | 1.2927 | 0.06829 | 82 | 65 | 10 | 7 |
2233 | I must have misunderstood you when you told me you'd be all mine. | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
2234 | It’s over Joey, I already picked up the pieces of my broken heart | 1.2927 | 0.06605 | 82 | 64 | 12 | 6 |
2235 | Do you really think this is better than the Findmyphone app? | 1.2923 | 0.06837 | 65 | 49 | 13 | 3 |
2236 | I think we're in the clear. | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
2237 | Any luck finding the remote? | 1.2923 | 0.07180 | 65 | 50 | 11 | 4 |
2238 | I hope you didn't iron your shirt. | 1.2923 | 0.07180 | 65 | 50 | 11 | 4 |
2239 | And you find my book club meeting disruptive? | 1.2923 | 0.07507 | 65 | 51 | 9 | 5 |
2240 | It's like crypto mining but with a smaller carbon footprint. | 1.2923 | 0.06837 | 65 | 49 | 13 | 3 |
2241 | They’re Finding all the love you promised | 1.2923 | 0.07507 | 65 | 51 | 9 | 5 |
2242 | They know this isn't how you get Bitcoin, right | 1.2923 | 0.06837 | 65 | 49 | 13 | 3 |
2243 | You’re right, I didn’t want a surprise proposal” | 1.2923 | 0.06837 | 65 | 49 | 13 | 3 |
2244 | they will never find the Bitcoin | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
2245 | Last time it took only four dudes to find your keys. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
2246 | Think about it, Jeff. How can you lose the key of a combination lock? | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
2247 | Are you trying to say I am a gold digger? | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
2248 | You should find a word other than ‘beachy’ to describe your new friends. | 1.2917 | 0.06976 | 72 | 56 | 11 | 5 |
2249 | Seriously? Just for missing car keys? | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
2250 | This isn't what I had in mind when you said, 'beach living.' | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
2251 | Just wait til they get under the cushions. | 1.2917 | 0.05394 | 72 | 51 | 21 | 0 |
2252 | Now,what were you going to ask me before you lost that ring? | 1.2917 | 0.05745 | 72 | 52 | 19 | 1 |
2253 | I'd like lentils for dinner. | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
2254 | It is not picking up any of the dust! | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
2255 | Should we tell them they're in a living room? | 1.2917 | 0.06976 | 72 | 56 | 11 | 5 |
2256 | Maybe you need some new friends. | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
2257 | I’ve called the best guys for the job, but they’re still trying to detect what was funny about that joke. | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
2258 | Virtual reality as an elder millennial is a real let down. | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
2259 | I thought you said you were into heavy metal? | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
2260 | I thought you said you found your keys. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
2261 | I went to Task Rabbit to find my car keys. | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
2262 | No. Do you _mind_ sweeping? | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
2263 | This is not what I pictured when you mentioned your friends were all “into metal” | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
2264 | Wow, I guess life really IS a beach | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
2265 | Oh, they're crypto-miners sidelining as sofa cushion coin miners. | 1.2903 | 0.08094 | 62 | 50 | 6 | 6 |
2266 | It's quieter than vacuuming. | 1.2903 | 0.07760 | 62 | 49 | 8 | 5 |
2267 | You're really attached to that retainer. | 1.2903 | 0.06250 | 62 | 45 | 16 | 1 |
2268 | Don't tell them you're into metal. | 1.2903 | 0.07046 | 62 | 47 | 12 | 3 |
2269 | Yeah . . . kind of like Blue Man Group, I guess? | 1.2903 | 0.06660 | 62 | 46 | 14 | 2 |
2270 | Yes, it's important--but still, it's just a ring. | 1.2903 | 0.06250 | 62 | 45 | 16 | 1 |
2271 | Well, it was your idea to hide the remote! | 1.2903 | 0.07760 | 62 | 49 | 8 | 5 |
2272 | I hope the 5 blind men will agree the reality is flat and safe. | 1.2903 | 0.07760 | 62 | 49 | 8 | 5 |
2273 | I'm telling you, it fell between the cushions! | 1.2903 | 0.06660 | 62 | 46 | 14 | 2 |
2274 | Can't the Roomba trainers do this some other time? | 1.2903 | 0.07411 | 62 | 48 | 10 | 4 |
2275 | I swear I bought you a ring. Im sure they’ll find it soon! 😳 | 1.2903 | 0.07760 | 62 | 49 | 8 | 5 |
2276 | I’m pretty sure it was a mercury dime. | 1.2903 | 0.06660 | 62 | 46 | 14 | 2 |
2277 | Well honey, this is definitely the most original gender reveal party ever. | 1.2903 | 0.06660 | 62 | 46 | 14 | 2 |
2278 | You still don't believe me that relationships are a minefield? | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
2279 | Somehow, I have this feeling I could be striking gold with you. | 1.2899 | 0.07473 | 69 | 55 | 8 | 6 |
2280 | You did try looking between the cushions, right? | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
2281 | Why can't I just give you some change for the washing machine? | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
2282 | I’m not sure I like the new Mettle Detectors. | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
2283 | Whoa. This new Virtual Minesweeper game is intense. | 1.2899 | 0.07182 | 69 | 54 | 10 | 5 |
2284 | They are not metal detectors, they are detetectorists. | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
2285 | You need to make some new friends. | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
2286 | How can you lose your braces? | 1.2899 | 0.07182 | 69 | 54 | 10 | 5 |
2287 | You haven’t played musical metal detectors before? | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
2288 | I can’t believe you don’t remember where you put the Bitcoins. | 1.2899 | 0.07182 | 69 | 54 | 10 | 5 |
2289 | Can we please just call an Uber? | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
2290 | It’s so hard to find something to watch | 1.2899 | 0.05876 | 69 | 50 | 18 | 1 |
2291 | What else do your friends do? | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
2292 | They never did find out what happened to the last owner's coin collection. | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
2293 | Why not just buy new ear buds? | 1.2895 | 0.05869 | 76 | 56 | 18 | 2 |
2294 | What? I told you I was going to start farming for bitcoin! | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
2295 | I know you are a heavy metal fan, but … | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
2296 | Trust me, it’s still cheaper than paying for a new key fob for my car | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
2297 | They're way better for keys than contact lenses. | 1.2892 | 0.05563 | 83 | 61 | 20 | 2 |
2298 | Trust me, this is better than MMA… | 1.2881 | 0.07664 | 59 | 46 | 9 | 4 |
2299 | Misplaced your keys again?!? | 1.2881 | 0.07664 | 59 | 46 | 9 | 4 |
2300 | You're the one who just had to live in Gettysburg. | 1.2881 | 0.06860 | 59 | 44 | 13 | 2 |
2301 | “Do I detect cold feet? | 1.2881 | 0.07273 | 59 | 45 | 11 | 3 |
2302 | Everyone around us is always listening to hard rock or heavy metal. | 1.2881 | 0.07273 | 59 | 45 | 11 | 3 |
2303 | Are you sure you placed the couch in the right spot? | 1.2881 | 0.06860 | 59 | 44 | 13 | 2 |
2304 | Dick Nixon used to live here. | 1.2879 | 0.06392 | 66 | 49 | 15 | 2 |
2305 | Are all your buddies Bitcoin miners? | 1.2879 | 0.06392 | 66 | 49 | 15 | 2 |
2306 | I’m not sure we’re ready for a cashless society. | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
2307 | They’re supposed to be out by the hay stack. | 1.2879 | 0.08011 | 66 | 54 | 5 | 7 |
2308 | Why can't the treasure be the friendship we've made along the way | 1.2879 | 0.07714 | 66 | 53 | 7 | 6 |
2309 | Guess they already checked the cushions. | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
2310 | You actually a robot?! You can sit all quiet and whatever, but they still gonna find you. | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
2311 | I’m hoping they will find enough for a pizza, how ‘bout you? | 1.2879 | 0.05616 | 66 | 47 | 19 | 0 |
2312 | After The Great Coin Shortage of 2020, the national treasury vowed that would never happen again… | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2313 | Don’t let it bother you. Last time I had a guy over my brothers brought their chainsaws. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2314 | Are you sure you checked behind the cushions? | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
2315 | To whom did you say our lease was a minefield? | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2316 | You are looking for more out of this relationship than I am. | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2317 | I don't think you can mine Bitcoin like this. | 1.2877 | 0.07162 | 73 | 58 | 9 | 6 |
2318 | Did you leave the door unlocked again? | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2319 | I told them that anything not beneath the sofa cushions is fair game. | 1.2877 | 0.05680 | 73 | 53 | 19 | 1 |
2320 | "How dare you say it's JUST an earring? I LOVE that earring. And earrings come in PAIRS, in case you didn't know that." | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2321 | It’s not that I don’t trust you, but are you sure you’re not sitting on it? | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2322 | You know, sometimes I wish I wasn’t so magnetic | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2323 | Are you enjoying the National Metal Detectors of America conference? | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
2324 | It's called "Pokemon Gold"... | 1.2875 | 0.06702 | 80 | 63 | 11 | 6 |
2325 | Don't ask me. I've lost count. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
2326 | I think we might be sitting on a gold mine. | 1.2874 | 0.05400 | 87 | 64 | 21 | 2 |
2327 | This would make more sense if we had shag carpet. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
2328 | What did you THINK would happen when you bragged our apartment is a treasure? | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
2329 | If they don't find the remote in 15 minutes or less you get a full refund. | 1.2857 | 0.07078 | 56 | 42 | 12 | 2 |
2330 | Well, someone's a real penny pincher. | 1.2857 | 0.07977 | 63 | 51 | 6 | 6 |
2331 | What I wouldn't give for a good B.S. detector. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
2332 | I should have trusted my friends when they said you were a professional gold digger. | 1.2857 | 0.08722 | 56 | 46 | 4 | 6 |
2333 | Mining bitcoin | 1.2857 | 0.06948 | 63 | 48 | 12 | 3 |
2334 | I never should have told the guys that you carelessly drop change all the time. | 1.2857 | 0.06948 | 63 | 48 | 12 | 3 |
2335 | Either they’re dumb or we’re dumb | 1.2857 | 0.07307 | 63 | 49 | 10 | 4 |
2336 | They're my ex husbands; they're trying to get their rings back. | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
2337 | When are we going to tell them how you lost your bitcoin? | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
2338 | All this to find your missing earring?” | 1.2857 | 0.06882 | 77 | 61 | 10 | 6 |
2339 | Did you really expect to end our relationship peacefully? | 1.2857 | 0.07522 | 56 | 43 | 10 | 3 |
2340 | Could it be us? | 1.2857 | 0.05507 | 84 | 62 | 20 | 2 |
2341 | I said erection, not detection. | 1.2857 | 0.05807 | 70 | 51 | 18 | 1 |
2342 | You still think posting a reward for your lost keys was a good idea? | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
2343 | I told you to just use a 401(k). | 1.2857 | 0.07126 | 77 | 62 | 8 | 7 |
2344 | Do they not realize all the change is under these cushions? | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
2345 | You should be more careful with your loose change. | 1.2857 | 0.07942 | 56 | 44 | 8 | 4 |
2346 | Didn't we see these guys at the beach--with vacuum cleaners? | 1.2857 | 0.07650 | 63 | 50 | 8 | 5 |
2347 | They'll find your penny in no time. | 1.2857 | 0.07942 | 56 | 44 | 8 | 4 |
2348 | Next time that you lose your keys, just use mine. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
2349 | Move to the beach, you said. Imagine the serenity … | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
2350 | I miss Pokémon more.. | 1.2857 | 0.07942 | 56 | 44 | 8 | 4 |
2351 | HA! They are looking for metal in a plastic world ! | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
2352 | All I did was post that must be fifty bucks of change buried in our shag rug | 1.2857 | 0.08341 | 56 | 45 | 6 | 5 |
2353 | They just don’t understand Bitcoin. | 1.2857 | 0.06167 | 63 | 46 | 16 | 1 |
2354 | They should be able to find the remote | 1.2857 | 0.06154 | 98 | 78 | 12 | 8 |
2355 | I already found the remote but I'm holding out that they'll uncover our chance to get on Antiques Roadshow. | 1.2857 | 0.07307 | 63 | 49 | 10 | 4 |
2356 | They're looking for my keys | 1.2857 | 0.07091 | 70 | 55 | 10 | 5 |
2357 | They just showed up after hearing I was mining Bitcoin. | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
2358 | It’s time we turn off “share my information”with these apps | 1.2857 | 0.06882 | 77 | 61 | 10 | 6 |
2359 | I was wondering what you meant by 'lost key party.' | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
2360 | Data Mining? | 1.2857 | 0.06948 | 63 | 48 | 12 | 3 |
2361 | This isn't what I expected from a Minecraft convention. | 1.2857 | 0.06603 | 56 | 41 | 14 | 1 |
2362 | I'm pretty sure it rolled under the couch. | 1.2857 | 0.07522 | 56 | 43 | 10 | 3 |
2363 | Thought you were joking about hitting gold to afford our mortgage. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
2364 | It’s my Dad’s way of telling us to get off the couch. | 1.2857 | 0.07522 | 56 | 43 | 10 | 3 |
2365 | Their service to find lost keys exceeds my expectation,but I question their ability to make a profit. | 1.2857 | 0.07307 | 63 | 49 | 10 | 4 |
2366 | I asked them to find your commitment to this relationship. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
2367 | We detect something is wrong. | 1.2857 | 0.07650 | 63 | 50 | 8 | 5 |
2368 | I told you we should have brought the metal detector. | 1.2857 | 0.07942 | 56 | 44 | 8 | 4 |
2369 | Should we tell them laundry is free? | 1.2857 | 0.07977 | 63 | 51 | 6 | 6 |
2370 | I love you, but I don’t think anyone can find the value in our relationship anymore. | 1.2857 | 0.07522 | 56 | 43 | 10 | 3 |
2371 | Are they detectors or detectorists? | 1.2857 | 0.06948 | 63 | 48 | 12 | 3 |
2372 | You’ll never guess what I put down there | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
2373 | Find my iPhone for dads. | 1.2857 | 0.07522 | 56 | 43 | 10 | 3 |
2374 | I’m not moving. The real mother load is right under this cushion. | 1.2857 | 0.08341 | 56 | 45 | 6 | 5 |
2375 | Oh look, everyone can detect your BS but you. Big surprise. | 1.2857 | 0.06948 | 63 | 48 | 12 | 3 |
2376 | Don't worry, I already found my treasure! | 1.2857 | 0.07942 | 56 | 44 | 8 | 4 |
2377 | El Mago lost his $200k earring when we were watching the Mets game. It could be anywhere now! | 1.2857 | 0.07942 | 56 | 44 | 8 | 4 |
2378 | I swear if they don’t find my keys I’ll get new ones | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
2379 | Dinner’s on me tonight. | 1.2857 | 0.07078 | 56 | 42 | 12 | 2 |
2380 | Don't mind my friends, this is how they show they care | 1.2857 | 0.07078 | 56 | 42 | 12 | 2 |
2381 | I'm allergic to metal" | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
2382 | If you would pick up the vacuum once in a while this wouldn’t be happening. | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
2383 | I think it’s time to get rid of the shag carpet. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2384 | Do you expect them to find your team a new quarterback as well? | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2385 | My dad warned me that you and your friends were gold diggers, but I don't think he had this in mind | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
2386 | If we don't get up, the loose change is ours. | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
2387 | It okay. We get 10 percent of any find. | 1.2838 | 0.05616 | 74 | 54 | 19 | 1 |
2388 | This time you state a theory and I'll tell you why it's wrong. | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
2389 | It's called Sorcerer's Apprentice 3" | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2390 | Should we tell them we just used the Rumba." | 1.2838 | 0.07075 | 74 | 59 | 9 | 6 |
2391 | Should we tell them there's an easier way to mine crypto? | 1.2838 | 0.07075 | 74 | 59 | 9 | 6 |
2392 | First one to find the broken vaccine vial’s microchip, wins! | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
2393 | Look, I'm not taking the new floor up just for a cat unless it's definately under there. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2394 | You know this won’t help you find your contact lens. | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
2395 | I said lie detectors, not metal detectors. | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
2396 | Don't worry. They'll find it. | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2397 | As soon as they find your wedding band we can begin the movie. | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
2398 | At our price point, what did you expect insisting on "convenient beach access"? | 1.2836 | 0.07307 | 67 | 53 | 9 | 5 |
2399 | My book club meetings are nothing like this. | 1.2836 | 0.07307 | 67 | 53 | 9 | 5 |
2400 | You know you could just sew up those holes in your pockets. | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
2401 | They’ve been back everyday since they found that nickel in the sofa. | 1.2836 | 0.05942 | 67 | 49 | 17 | 1 |
2402 | Bitcoin mining | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
2403 | I have no idea why people think I'm a gold-digger. | 1.2836 | 0.07307 | 67 | 53 | 9 | 5 |
2404 | I hope they don’t find mum under the floorboards | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
2405 | Wouldn’t it be easier to just buy new AirPods? | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
2406 | Seeking Metal Lovers” fooled me too. Want to headbang anyway | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
2407 | The real treasure was the friends we made by trapping them inside our house. | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
2408 | The most recent ‘Find My iPhone’ update seems a bit ambitious, if you ask me. | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2409 | Not to worry! They’ll never think to look between the cushions. | 1.2833 | 0.07551 | 60 | 47 | 9 | 4 |
2410 | YOU’RE the one who wanted a beach front home. | 1.2833 | 0.07551 | 60 | 47 | 9 | 4 |
2411 | They volunteered to help find my earring | 1.2833 | 0.07551 | 60 | 47 | 9 | 4 |
2412 | This is the third time. Accept it, you need a smaller cock ring. | 1.2833 | 0.07551 | 60 | 47 | 9 | 4 |
2413 | Five stars for the location -- one for the ambience. | 1.2833 | 0.06330 | 60 | 44 | 15 | 1 |
2414 | 'They're looking for bitcoin.' | 1.2833 | 0.07167 | 60 | 46 | 11 | 3 |
2415 | I told you my engagement ring is not in this apartment!! | 1.2833 | 0.07167 | 60 | 46 | 11 | 3 |
2416 | Have you met-al my friends? | 1.2833 | 0.07167 | 60 | 46 | 11 | 3 |
2417 | Left my phone on silent again. | 1.2833 | 0.07167 | 60 | 46 | 11 | 3 |
2418 | They found a viking hoard, but no remote control. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2419 | I'm telling you, you left your watch at my mother's. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2420 | Last effort to get a down payment to buy a house | 1.2821 | 0.06803 | 78 | 62 | 10 | 6 |
2421 | You lost your braces?!! | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2422 | Do your friends always listen to heavy Metal?" | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2423 | Are you seeing what I'm seeing? | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2424 | They will find it! I really did buy a ring for you. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2425 | Now if they could only find those socks constantly missing from the dryer | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2426 | Is there something you were meaning to ask me? | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2427 | It is part of the dating app checking for magnetism between us | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2428 | Fran Lebowitz was right in her One-Star Amazon review in Daily Shouts. You only see men using these things. | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
2429 | What? It’s not like I can call my keys. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2430 | This month, it’s metal detecting; next month, the dads all buy recumbent bikes | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2431 | ss “You couldnt just look for it yourself…?” | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2432 | No, I said our relationship was in need of change. | 1.2812 | 0.07206 | 64 | 50 | 10 | 4 |
2433 | If you’d just pick up the cushions and get the loose change even once a month this wouldn’t keep happening. | 1.2812 | 0.07206 | 64 | 50 | 10 | 4 |
2434 | Do you think it is our animal magnetism? | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
2435 | I think they're mining for Bitcoin. | 1.2812 | 0.07206 | 64 | 50 | 10 | 4 |
2436 | Do you ever get the idea we're surrounded by gold diggers? | 1.2812 | 0.07542 | 64 | 51 | 8 | 5 |
2437 | It's my Dad's version of Minesweeper | 1.2812 | 0.07542 | 64 | 51 | 8 | 5 |
2438 | All the loose change is under the sofa cushions,right? | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
2439 | You're the one who wanted a house on the beach. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
2440 | They will vanish if I say the safe word. | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
2441 | When you told me you were having people over to listen to “old metal”, I pictured a bit more Ozzy. | 1.2812 | 0.07206 | 64 | 50 | 10 | 4 |
2442 | Maybe we shouldn’t have told your Dad about my earring. | 1.2812 | 0.07206 | 64 | 50 | 10 | 4 |
2443 | I hope you don’t wear braces | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
2444 | 'I know you call me 'your treasure' but this is really getting out of hand.' | 1.2812 | 0.07206 | 64 | 50 | 10 | 4 |
2445 | You said I had “lost that loving feeling” so I called in some friends to try and find it. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2446 | This isn't exactly the metal listening party I was expecting. | 1.2807 | 0.07818 | 57 | 45 | 8 | 4 |
2447 | Okay in fairness you left yours on the sink last week | 1.2807 | 0.06970 | 57 | 43 | 12 | 2 |
2448 | This is absurd! Just walk over the the TV and change the channel manually! | 1.2807 | 0.07406 | 57 | 44 | 10 | 3 |
2449 | It's possible they're lookin' for love in all the wrong places. | 1.2807 | 0.06505 | 57 | 42 | 14 | 1 |
2450 | So THESE are your beach buddies? | 1.2807 | 0.07818 | 57 | 45 | 8 | 4 |
2451 | This is why they tell you to insure the ring | 1.2807 | 0.07818 | 57 | 45 | 8 | 4 |
2452 | how many land mines does our marriage have? | 1.2807 | 0.07818 | 57 | 45 | 8 | 4 |
2453 | They're searching for the meaning of life...I don't think they're leaving anytime soon | 1.2807 | 0.07406 | 57 | 44 | 10 | 3 |
2454 | Sitting on a gold mine. | 1.2807 | 0.06970 | 57 | 43 | 12 | 2 |
2455 | Seems like a lot of trouble for a lost quarter. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
2456 | I still prefer a vacuum. | 1.2800 | 0.05554 | 75 | 55 | 19 | 1 |
2457 | After this past year, I'll try anything to find my sanity | 1.2800 | 0.06990 | 75 | 60 | 9 | 6 |
2458 | You don’t vacuum much do you? | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2459 | As long as we keep sitting here watching TV they'll never find all the coins under the cushions. | 1.2800 | 0.05220 | 75 | 54 | 21 | 0 |
2460 | They used to wait tables. | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2461 | They're looking in all the wrong places. Isn't that a song? | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2462 | Didn’t you want to find new heavy metal bands? | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2463 | A minefield is a terrible thing to waste | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
2464 | I can't wait for crypto to kill this hobby. | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2465 | Mom and dad sent them in to find some college tuition. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2466 | Have a date at the beach they said, it'll be romantic | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2467 | Well, you said you couldn't find your keys. | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
2468 | So, instead of looking for my ring yourself, you posted a story about a lost treasure under our house? | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2469 | Don't worry they are testing for signs of the vaccine. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2470 | It's okay... really... it's just a nose ring. | 1.2794 | 0.05869 | 68 | 50 | 17 | 1 |
2471 | All I asked was if 'you' would help me find my earing... | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2472 | They’re looking for the Bitcoin you lost. | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
2473 | I just have the feeling we can't find each other. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2474 | Don't worry, These guys can even find a needle in a haystack. | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
2475 | Let us stop chasing easy money, and start planning our future. | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
2476 | Did you have to post on Facebook that our home sits on a former gold rush site? | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
2477 | I heard there was going to be a " Heavy Metal" concert here today. | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
2478 | Spring break sucks this year. | 1.2787 | 0.07441 | 61 | 48 | 9 | 4 |
2479 | On the flip side, it's still better than seeing them hunting Pokémon. | 1.2787 | 0.07441 | 61 | 48 | 9 | 4 |
2480 | Just give them you change and they will go away. | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
2481 | This is how you find Bitcoin, I think. | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
2482 | You wanted waterfront property. | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
2483 | You're the one who said "imagine we're at the beach." | 1.2787 | 0.06242 | 61 | 45 | 15 | 1 |
2484 | You know you could just L | 1.2787 | 0.07441 | 61 | 48 | 9 | 4 |
2485 | This is what you get for hiding the Metallica CD! | 1.2787 | 0.07799 | 61 | 49 | 7 | 5 |
2486 | It’s no worries. We’ll find your other earring. | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
2487 | They heard their unemployment benefits were ending. | 1.2787 | 0.07799 | 61 | 49 | 7 | 5 |
2488 | Didn’t your father’s Instagram bio read, “Puts the boom in boomer?” Is that what this is about? | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
2489 | But it’s my turn to choose. | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
2490 | …there’s a bonus if they find the remote too | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
2491 | Hard to believe, but this place used to be a laundromat. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
2492 | Watch what happens when I push the remote! | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
2493 | Told you that joke was gold. | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
2494 | I know you said you’d buy me dinner, but really???? | 1.2778 | 0.07199 | 54 | 41 | 11 | 2 |
2495 | Why not just check the cushions? | 1.2778 | 0.07669 | 54 | 42 | 9 | 3 |
2496 | Try to remember the last place you saw the ring. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2497 | So are you an international terrorist. Or do I have amnesia? | 1.2778 | 0.08532 | 54 | 44 | 5 | 5 |
2498 | This rental is way too close to the beach. | 1.2778 | 0.07199 | 54 | 41 | 11 | 2 |
2499 | Your friends are weird. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2500 | I won’t say ‘no’ if you propose without a ring. | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
2501 | Ok. But pretty soon I'll be looking for a stud, too. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2502 | Think they don't know what Bitcoins are? | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2503 | Waiti 'til they gt to the couch. | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
2504 | Rumor has it Jimmy Hoffa is buried where this house now stands. | 1.2778 | 0.07199 | 54 | 41 | 11 | 2 |
2505 | If your guys don't find your wedding ring in an hour, we're getting a divorce. | 1.2778 | 0.08112 | 54 | 43 | 7 | 4 |
2506 | All is not lost, I’m sure they’ll find traces of bamboo here to stop the steal. | 1.2778 | 0.08112 | 54 | 43 | 7 | 4 |
2507 | If they're looking for motivation, they're not gonna find any of that here. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2508 | Something tells me we won’t find any value in this stream. | 1.2778 | 0.07669 | 54 | 42 | 9 | 3 |
2509 | Have you no cents? | 1.2778 | 0.07669 | 54 | 42 | 9 | 3 |
2510 | Does your father need always that much help to find his keys? | 1.2778 | 0.07199 | 54 | 41 | 11 | 2 |
2511 | What did you post on Reddit this time? | 1.2778 | 0.08112 | 54 | 43 | 7 | 4 |
2512 | Well, they haven't found my car keys yet, but they did find some bottle caps, loose change, and a rusty nail | 1.2778 | 0.05672 | 72 | 53 | 18 | 1 |
2513 | The remote has to be here somewhere! | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2514 | Now we know. Surprise party…fun. Search party…not fun. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2515 | Don't worry. We're not bothering them. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2516 | Ping. | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
2517 | Not a chance in hell they'll find your bitcoin. | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
2518 | So, your sister lost an earring! | 1.2769 | 0.05593 | 65 | 47 | 18 | 0 |
2519 | I thought you said the Bitcoin only existed virtually. | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
2520 | So now you’ll get that app to find your keys? | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
2521 | I was going to ask you to marry me, but I dropped the $20,000 engagement ring in the carpet. | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
2522 | You might consider cutting back on your iron. | 1.2769 | 0.07108 | 65 | 51 | 10 | 4 |
2523 | I’ve tried to tell them, the money is always under the seat cushion. | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
2524 | You wearin' tap shoes again? | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
2525 | Those are the new smarthphones. | 1.2769 | 0.07108 | 65 | 51 | 10 | 4 |
2526 | I really think we need to start vacuuming more often | 1.2769 | 0.07108 | 65 | 51 | 10 | 4 |
2527 | Walk away slowly. Don’t make eye contact. | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
2528 | Don’t even think about letting them under these couch cushions. | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
2529 | You never listen, I said I want a gentle protector... | 1.2769 | 0.07438 | 65 | 52 | 8 | 5 |
2530 | This is not the kind of heavy metal I expected. | 1.2763 | 0.06908 | 76 | 61 | 9 | 6 |
2531 | I know it appears that as a group they lack diversity, but just check out their footwear. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2532 | Did you clearly place the decimal point on the $5000.00 reward? | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2533 | I've to find my ring before going home. | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
2534 | Collect metal detector enthusiasts” is the last square on my “Pandemic Bingo” card | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2535 | One man's trash is another man's treasure | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
2536 | Yesterday they circled Mom’s jewelry box. | 1.2759 | 0.07697 | 58 | 46 | 8 | 4 |
2537 | Hey, that weed IS gold. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2538 | I told you this movie was a bomb. | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
2539 | Do you think we're missing something? | 1.2759 | 0.07697 | 58 | 46 | 8 | 4 |
2540 | Did you say you dropped only a quarter? | 1.2759 | 0.07697 | 58 | 46 | 8 | 4 |
2541 | I have a really important question for you, just give these guys a few minutes. | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
2542 | Every once in a while, I'll drop a quarter. | 1.2759 | 0.07293 | 58 | 45 | 10 | 3 |
2543 | I think we need those ear thingies | 1.2759 | 0.07293 | 58 | 45 | 10 | 3 |
2544 | I swear,I have all my earring backs. | 1.2759 | 0.07697 | 58 | 46 | 8 | 4 |
2545 | My life is a dopamine field! | 1.2759 | 0.07293 | 58 | 45 | 10 | 3 |
2546 | Show me your ring finger. | 1.2759 | 0.08080 | 58 | 47 | 6 | 5 |
2547 | You think they'll find that lost Led Zeppelin album? | 1.2759 | 0.07293 | 58 | 45 | 10 | 3 |
2548 | Sit tight and they'll never find the change in the cushions. | 1.2754 | 0.07411 | 69 | 56 | 7 | 6 |
2549 | This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted a beach theme. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2550 | Well it was a bad connection, and I thought I heard 'detectives' convention. | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2551 | Are you sure you lost your keys in here? | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2552 | I’m sorry! When I signed us up for “Treasure Hunters’ Club - Home Version,” I thought it was just a new app for buying hip home furnishings at big discounts. | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2553 | They’re here to help you find your wedding ring I heard you lost before you went to the bar with your buddies the other night. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2554 | Social scientists attempt to find what is left of the emasculated American male soul. | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2555 | Don’t these losers know that NFL football starts today? | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2556 | They're iron-deficient zombies. | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2557 | Don’t worry, honey. These nice folks will find your je ne sais quoi soon. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2558 | Did you give Mia a piggybank ride again? | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2559 | . . . and then i lost my filling | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2560 | It’s Not paranoia if one of them actually find something | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2561 | What they’ll find, is probably mine. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2562 | That's not what I meant by 'interested in underground metal.' | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2563 | Didn't mean to drop anything big, just my two cents. | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2564 | I’ve given up, but my friends will find my keys. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2565 | This is much easier than looking for the remote. | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
2566 | I don’t care what you say, I know I had more than a quarter when I came here. | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
2567 | The market value of dust bunnies has skyrocketed | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
2568 | İ have a question for you if these guys are successful | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2569 | I’m no expert, but I don’t think this the way to mine Bitcoin. | 1.2750 | 0.06650 | 80 | 64 | 10 | 6 |
2570 | Nothing like a nice clean home! | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
2571 | Am I missing something? | 1.2742 | 0.07685 | 62 | 50 | 7 | 5 |
2572 | Don't blame me, I told you not to get metal detectors for your family during Covid . | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
2573 | It appears the irony is lost on them as well. | 1.2742 | 0.07685 | 62 | 50 | 7 | 5 |
2574 | These detect open-mindedness -- something that seems to have disappeared during the past year-and-a-half. | 1.2742 | 0.07333 | 62 | 49 | 9 | 4 |
2575 | Just be patient. I hired these guys to find us something safe to talk about. They will definitely find us something. | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
2576 | Just act natural. The metal screws in my left knee are going to drive them crazy. | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
2577 | Did you tell them this was a beach house and the sand is down by the ocean. | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
2578 | Pay no heed. Two are FBI and the others are CIA. | 1.2742 | 0.07333 | 62 | 49 | 9 | 4 |
2579 | It's the coin shortage. | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
2580 | and you still couldn't find the remote.. | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
2581 | If you prefer, we can go in the bedroom and pan for gold. | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
2582 | Did you hear a BEEP?? | 1.2742 | 0.07685 | 62 | 50 | 7 | 5 |
2583 | The pandemic made them all question their career choices. | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
2584 | bomb squad 101 | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
2585 | I thought you said there's a minefield? | 1.2742 | 0.07333 | 62 | 49 | 9 | 4 |
2586 | How many more episodes in this show? | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2587 | If they pick up a bleep on my lost Rolex, stop them and tell them to leave and no one will get hurt | 1.2740 | 0.05606 | 73 | 54 | 18 | 1 |
2588 | Where again did you think you lost the engagement ring? | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2589 | It turns out that Google Maps put the "x" in "Bronx" on our apartment. | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
2590 | "Are they looking for your lost Bitcoins?" | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2591 | Why don’t I just give you a dime | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2592 | Maybe you dropped your Bitcoin key somewhere else. | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2593 | How long do you think they’ll go until they realize I forgot to put the batteries in? | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2594 | Have you seen my ring? | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2595 | They’re so determined to find the Wifi password. | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
2596 | I called in some friends to help look for your lost engagement ring. | 1.2738 | 0.06416 | 84 | 67 | 11 | 6 |
2597 | So you lose your keys and you never check your back pocket?" | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
2598 | Of course they're not finding anything. All the cool stuff is under the cushions by now.... | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2599 | A bit excessive, don't you think, for some loose change. | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
2600 | I much prefer them to the guys with vacuums. | 1.2727 | 0.07979 | 55 | 44 | 7 | 4 |
2601 | This used to be a school playground. | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2602 | Are you going to tell me where the safe is hidden? | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
2603 | No. I thought you looked under my cushion. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2604 | If they find another engagement ring, I’m going to kill you. | 1.2727 | 0.07545 | 55 | 43 | 9 | 3 |
2605 | Beachfront just doesn't have the appeal it used to | 1.2727 | 0.07545 | 55 | 43 | 9 | 3 |
2606 | Everyone has a side hustle these days. | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
2607 | Should we tell them about the plate in my head?? | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
2608 | My mom thinks this is how you mine Bitcoin. | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
2609 | You know, there are easier ways to go about finding the remote. | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2610 | You should never have tweeted that we found rare coins in the couch! | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2611 | They're mental detectors to see if you've finally lost your mind. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2612 | Didn't we cut the cord?" "Those are subscriptions. | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
2613 | I’m telling you, we’re literally sitting on a goldmine, here.” | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2614 | How should I know what they're doing, I don't even live here. | 1.2727 | 0.07979 | 55 | 44 | 7 | 4 |
2615 | I told you the hint I dropped was valuable. | 1.2727 | 0.07979 | 55 | 44 | 7 | 4 |
2616 | So what exactly did you say in our ad for a cleaner? | 1.2727 | 0.05931 | 66 | 49 | 16 | 1 |
2617 | So, this is the heavy metal group you mentioned on the phone earlier... | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2618 | Looks like you're into Heavy Metal. | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2619 | ‘They heard there were vaccines somewhere round here’ | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2620 | Carry on, gentlemen. I’ve been searching for years and there are no sparks here. | 1.2727 | 0.07545 | 55 | 43 | 9 | 3 |
2621 | I said nickels, not nickel. This precious metal shortage is getting out of hand | 1.2727 | 0.07979 | 55 | 44 | 7 | 4 |
2622 | What? You said you lost your Bitcoin. I thought they could help | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2623 | Love is a battlefield. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2624 | I think they’ll find your earring back soon. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2625 | And if this currency mining thing doesn’t work out? | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2626 | I still think a bluetooth tracker is the better solution. | 1.2716 | 0.05274 | 81 | 60 | 20 | 1 |
2627 | I see you are still mining for bitcoin. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2628 | They call it Fear Of Missing Ore." | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2629 | If we stay where we are, they won't find what's in the couch. | 1.2716 | 0.06576 | 81 | 65 | 10 | 6 |
2630 | When I said I lost my nerves of steel, I didn’t think you’d call in The Beach Boys. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2631 | Just scratched another career path off my list. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2632 | I really don't think this is how you're supposed to mine bitcoin. | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
2633 | Who would have thought ‘Minesweeper’ would get a VR reboot. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2634 | You really didn't realize the depth of my despair when you suggested I look for change, did you | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
2635 | I don' think bit-coin works that way. | 1.2712 | 0.07956 | 59 | 48 | 6 | 5 |
2636 | As long as we sit here they won't look under the cushions. | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
2637 | You're taking your mom's theory of me being a gold-digger too far. | 1.2712 | 0.06318 | 59 | 44 | 14 | 1 |
2638 | Are you certain that you lost the engagement ring in this room ? | 1.2712 | 0.05838 | 59 | 43 | 16 | 0 |
2639 | 'Their supervisor told me they're searching for any evidence of' Anti Woke.'" | 1.2712 | 0.07580 | 59 | 47 | 8 | 4 |
2640 | Life's a beach?" That's the best you got | 1.2712 | 0.06765 | 59 | 45 | 12 | 2 |
2641 | THIS is my birthday present? | 1.2712 | 0.06318 | 59 | 44 | 14 | 1 |
2642 | Well then be more careful with your retainer. | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
2643 | Just take the cushions off. You’ll find a quarter for the Aldi cart. | 1.2712 | 0.05838 | 59 | 43 | 16 | 0 |
2644 | I told you not to tweet that you're always losing change from your pockets. | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
2645 | Honey, I really think there's an easier way to get me a ring. | 1.2712 | 0.07580 | 59 | 47 | 8 | 4 |
2646 | Beats Curling practice | 1.2712 | 0.07580 | 59 | 47 | 8 | 4 |
2647 | Automation has nothing on our human-guided robot vacuums. | 1.2712 | 0.07580 | 59 | 47 | 8 | 4 |
2648 | No, they're a heavy metal *detector* band | 1.2712 | 0.07580 | 59 | 47 | 8 | 4 |
2649 | They must be looking for irony deposits. | 1.2712 | 0.07580 | 59 | 47 | 8 | 4 |
2650 | I told you Ikea was a gold mine | 1.2712 | 0.06765 | 59 | 45 | 12 | 2 |
2651 | I just wanted to prove to you there's no basis to the rumor I'm a golddigger | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2652 | Maybe we should just use a piggy bank moving forward. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2653 | I said I really needed *A* change. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2654 | When you lose the back of your earring. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2655 | They're looking for an honest bit-coin. | 1.2703 | 0.07016 | 74 | 60 | 8 | 6 |
2656 | Why do I doubt you when you say we are broke? | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2657 | Maybe rings were a bad idea. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2658 | I hope they like popcorn. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2659 | The real treasure is underneath these cushions. | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
2660 | Evidently all those coins we've lost were worth something. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2661 | This is metal as hell. | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2662 | I don't think we should have listed our house as a "treasure". | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2663 | We should have gotten rid of this shag rug a long time ago. | 1.2698 | 0.07575 | 63 | 51 | 7 | 5 |
2664 | They are searching for your lack of opinion on their trespassing | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2665 | They've been patient. We should let them search under the cushions. | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2666 | If they don't find my wedding ring you won't have any trouble 'detecting' my displeasure | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2667 | My shrink says deep down I don't want to be engaged. | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2668 | Are they all here mining bitcoin? | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2669 | My dad said he was going to have SCANCOM come over and look for hidden condoms, you should probably take out your wallet now, they'll ask, it's only our first date ya'know | 1.2698 | 0.07575 | 63 | 51 | 7 | 5 |
2670 | I always knew you were a gold digger | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2671 | They are Looking for Godot? | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2672 | Just give them your $1 coin, it's not that special | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2673 | This is all your fault, the huge tax loss you took on that precious metals investment triggered this IRS audit. | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2674 | This is not a haystack, and I don't care about my missing needle. | 1.2698 | 0.08223 | 63 | 53 | 3 | 7 |
2675 | Dad lost his wedding ring. | 1.2698 | 0.06074 | 63 | 47 | 15 | 1 |
2676 | When you asked me to go listen to metal I imagined something different | 1.2698 | 0.07575 | 63 | 51 | 7 | 5 |
2677 | Yeah, I lost it somewhere around here | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2678 | They’ve been here since I mentioned dropping our bitcoin. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2679 | Are you going to stop tweeting about our home's hidden value? | 1.2692 | 0.07823 | 52 | 41 | 8 | 3 |
2680 | It used to be you just looked for loose change under the seat cushions" | 1.2692 | 0.07823 | 52 | 41 | 8 | 3 |
2681 | Did you misplace your wedding ring again? | 1.2692 | 0.08734 | 52 | 43 | 4 | 5 |
2682 | I hope we're sitting on a goldmine. | 1.2692 | 0.06791 | 52 | 39 | 12 | 1 |
2683 | You said we should be working from home more so I brought work home with me. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2684 | You should have been more specific when you said you earned millions of bitcoins while sitting on the couch | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2685 | You need to stop telling people you mine Bitcoin from home. | 1.2692 | 0.07325 | 52 | 40 | 10 | 2 |
2686 | What was wrong with inside a cake? | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2687 | Maybe I left my keys in the car. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2688 | Do you think now is a good time to collect the change from under the cushions? | 1.2692 | 0.07325 | 52 | 40 | 10 | 2 |
2689 | I said 'some guys have been meddling in my stuff.' | 1.2692 | 0.07325 | 52 | 40 | 10 | 2 |
2690 | This building used to be a beach | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2691 | I have $1.75 hidden in the cushions. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2692 | They’re testing our metal for another round of lockdown | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2693 | Now will you use the key chain I gave you stays on your belt? | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2694 | What makes you think I'm looking for a ring? | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2695 | - Must be that iron supplement I'm taking. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2696 | On second thought, maybe I left it in the car? | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2697 | The last tenant was a pirate. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2698 | They said it uses less electricity than crypto and stands a roughly equivalent chance of financial success. | 1.2687 | 0.07238 | 67 | 54 | 8 | 5 |
2699 | Heavy | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2700 | Look, we knew moving to Florida would be an adjustment. | 1.2687 | 0.07238 | 67 | 54 | 8 | 5 |
2701 | Do we bother showing them how to mine Bitcoin? | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2702 | This isn't what I meant when I told you "change is inevitable" | 1.2683 | 0.04923 | 82 | 60 | 22 | 0 |
2703 | Fish some change out of the couch and scatter it. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2704 | Do you think we’re sitting on a gold mine or a landmine? | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2705 | Really? You lost your wedding ring again? | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2706 | Not what I was expecting when you said your friends were really into METAL. | 1.2679 | 0.07850 | 56 | 45 | 7 | 4 |
2707 | I'm sure the remote is here somewhere. | 1.2679 | 0.08254 | 56 | 46 | 5 | 5 |
2708 | There must be a fortune in loose change under these cushions | 1.2679 | 0.07425 | 56 | 44 | 9 | 3 |
2709 | Why can’t you just let the coin go? | 1.2679 | 0.07425 | 56 | 44 | 9 | 3 |
2710 | I think they will find the remote pretty soon. | 1.2679 | 0.08254 | 56 | 46 | 5 | 5 |
2711 | They're mining for Bitcoin. | 1.2679 | 0.07850 | 56 | 45 | 7 | 4 |
2712 | I know I left my COVID vaccine around here somewhere... | 1.2679 | 0.07425 | 56 | 44 | 9 | 3 |
2713 | We're safe here. The coins are under the cushions. | 1.2679 | 0.08254 | 56 | 46 | 5 | 5 |
2714 | Have you looked under the couch? | 1.2679 | 0.07425 | 56 | 44 | 9 | 3 |
2715 | You have to tell your family to stop meddling in our relationship . | 1.2679 | 0.07425 | 56 | 44 | 9 | 3 |
2716 | I thought you wanted to watch people compete for gold metals. | 1.2679 | 0.07850 | 56 | 45 | 7 | 4 |
2717 | you didn’t tell me you like heavy metal. | 1.2679 | 0.07425 | 56 | 44 | 9 | 3 |
2718 | You can hire people to find your keys now | 1.2679 | 0.07850 | 56 | 45 | 7 | 4 |
2719 | A rainy day is no excuse for your father and friends to have a play date in our home. | 1.2679 | 0.07425 | 56 | 44 | 9 | 3 |
2720 | me when “ | 1.2679 | 0.07850 | 56 | 45 | 7 | 4 |
2721 | 'I lost the remote' | 1.2676 | 0.06937 | 71 | 57 | 9 | 5 |
2722 | They'll verify you ARE sitting on the TV-remote. | 1.2676 | 0.05659 | 71 | 53 | 17 | 1 |
2723 | I called these guys to try to find your missing personality. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2724 | They already checked the couch. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2725 | How big was that award for your lost keys? | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2726 | Oh, them? Hmm. Most people don't notice. Yeah...well...it all started when I asked all these guys with metal detectors to come into my apartment. | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2727 | Can they help me find my courage? | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |