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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-09-06T01:26:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-09-20T01:29:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-09-14T01:27:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | September 20, 2021 |
Number of captions | 5353 |
Number of responses | 531879 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I guess "trail lawyer" wasn't a typo after all. | 1.9010 | 0.01225 | 4466 | 1739 | 1430 | 1297 |
1 | I found them Sir. No, they don't want to extend their vehicle's warranty. | 1.8865 | 0.01320 | 4088 | 1713 | 1126 | 1249 |
2 | He's an adventure capitalist. | 1.8634 | 0.01313 | 3632 | 1418 | 1292 | 922 |
3 | I guess I misunderstood when you said your legal problems were behind you. | 1.8421 | 0.01353 | 3376 | 1351 | 1207 | 818 |
4 | Stop whining, Larry. The destination divorce was your idea. | 1.8294 | 0.01741 | 2169 | 929 | 681 | 559 |
5 | No, I said be sure to layer up. | 1.8257 | 0.01446 | 3109 | 1328 | 995 | 786 |
6 | This was a molehill until your lawyer got involved. | 1.8229 | 0.01379 | 3388 | 1445 | 1098 | 845 |
7 | Maybe we should let this guy pass. He looks like he means business. | 1.8152 | 0.02600 | 893 | 367 | 324 | 202 |
8 | Funny,you never really believe ‘em when they say that they’ll be with you every step of the way. | 1.8133 | 0.01362 | 3193 | 1299 | 1191 | 703 |
9 | What I actually said was, "Bring along an extra 'layer' for the higher elevations. | 1.8018 | 0.01710 | 2170 | 946 | 708 | 516 |
10 | My husband will never find out about us. He’s on a business trip. | 1.7960 | 0.01602 | 2569 | 1162 | 769 | 638 |
11 | Whatever you do, don't make eye contact. The ranger said they can be litigious. | 1.7854 | 0.01567 | 2488 | 1084 | 854 | 550 |
12 | The creepiest thing about him is that there's no cell service up here. | 1.7853 | 0.02029 | 1509 | 665 | 503 | 341 |
13 | Next time, let's just sign the waiver. | 1.7814 | 0.01653 | 2141 | 911 | 787 | 443 |
14 | He did say he'd be with us every step of the way. | 1.7801 | 0.01700 | 1955 | 814 | 757 | 384 |
15 | What makes you think I want a divorce? | 1.7707 | 0.01707 | 2080 | 923 | 711 | 446 |
16 | Hello, you’ve reached Lawyers Without Borders | 1.7707 | 0.02644 | 907 | 415 | 285 | 207 |
17 | I don't think these folks know what a tax hike is. | 1.7697 | 0.01703 | 2128 | 958 | 702 | 468 |
18 | Google's tracking used to be more subtle. | 1.7682 | 0.01778 | 1872 | 821 | 664 | 387 |
19 | Apparently we’re an accident waiting to happen. | 1.7660 | 0.01721 | 1974 | 862 | 712 | 400 |
20 | Disregard him dear, there's a tax shelter just ahead. | 1.7605 | 0.01720 | 2000 | 888 | 703 | 409 |
21 | Please clarify the next time you invite me to a summit meeting. | 1.7593 | 0.01707 | 2019 | 895 | 715 | 409 |
22 | I'd feel safer about this route if it weren't so crowded with personal-injury attorneys. | 1.7573 | 0.01671 | 2151 | 970 | 733 | 448 |
23 | I think I'm at the wrong summit meeting." | 1.7546 | 0.02041 | 1467 | 672 | 483 | 312 |
24 | Yes sir, that’s right. They’ll be coming around the mountain when they come. | 1.7535 | 0.01865 | 1842 | 873 | 549 | 419 |
25 | We should’ve never pressed 5 to speak to an actual agent. | 1.7535 | 0.01835 | 1842 | 854 | 588 | 400 |
26 | He thought it was a tax hike. | 1.7530 | 0.01761 | 1968 | 903 | 647 | 417 |
27 | I found those last two remote workers you asked me to check on. | 1.7523 | 0.01848 | 1809 | 838 | 581 | 390 |
28 | Meeting went great, sir. They said I only take things literally, and then asked me to take a hike. | 1.7487 | 0.02127 | 1369 | 639 | 435 | 295 |
29 | Can't talk, I'm showing a couple that new listing. | 1.7480 | 0.01934 | 1603 | 732 | 540 | 329 |
30 | I’m telling you. I’m not a workaholic. In fact, I’m hiking with my friends as we speak. | 1.7469 | 0.02065 | 1446 | 675 | 462 | 309 |
31 | Just how big a policy did you buy? | 1.7413 | 0.01899 | 1689 | 789 | 548 | 352 |
32 | If he says "Can you hear me now" one more time,I'm kicking him down the mountain. | 1.7374 | 0.02137 | 1367 | 653 | 420 | 294 |
33 | Don’t look at him, Carl. You’ll only encourage more billable hours. | 1.7367 | 0.01985 | 1443 | 650 | 523 | 270 |
34 | Oh. I thought you said we needed a “trail” lawyer. | 1.7233 | 0.02141 | 1218 | 555 | 445 | 218 |
35 | Our accountant says this is a tax hike. | 1.7221 | 0.02100 | 1292 | 597 | 457 | 238 |
36 | You were right. We should have just signed the release form. | 1.7174 | 0.02142 | 1210 | 555 | 442 | 213 |
37 | I may have gone a little overboard on the travel insurance. | 1.7167 | 0.02203 | 1193 | 562 | 407 | 224 |
38 | Yes, I'm right here. If one of them falls we''ll get the case. | 1.7157 | 0.02698 | 816 | 391 | 266 | 159 |
39 | It's some silly requirement because I tripled your life insurance policy | 1.7147 | 0.02289 | 1160 | 565 | 361 | 234 |
40 | Guess it's a tax hike. | 1.7137 | 0.02260 | 1149 | 551 | 377 | 221 |
41 | All this, just so he can get a signal. | 1.7079 | 0.02484 | 1075 | 559 | 271 | 245 |
42 | Sherpas have come along way since unionizing. | 1.7075 | 0.02319 | 1053 | 497 | 367 | 189 |
43 | They used to just chase ambulances | 1.7069 | 0.02320 | 1044 | 491 | 368 | 185 |
44 | That's the last time I tell a lawyer to go take a hike. | 1.7066 | 0.02346 | 1043 | 497 | 355 | 191 |
45 | Frank, he said 'layer up' not 'lawyer up'. | 1.7063 | 0.02344 | 1042 | 496 | 356 | 190 |
46 | Never tell an IRS agent to take a hike. | 1.7058 | 0.02491 | 1047 | 539 | 277 | 231 |
47 | It doesn’t look like we’re losing him. Let’s just buy the policy. | 1.7035 | 0.02363 | 1005 | 475 | 353 | 177 |
48 | Remember, if we meet a mountain lion, let the lawyer do all the talking. | 1.7015 | 0.02407 | 975 | 464 | 338 | 173 |
49 | When he told me he couldn't get the day off, I assumed that meant he wasn't coming. | 1.7005 | 0.02468 | 965 | 471 | 312 | 182 |
50 | Yeah, I’m at my desk. What’s up? | 1.6965 | 0.02529 | 926 | 457 | 293 | 176 |
51 | I didn't realize this would be a tax hike. | 1.6949 | 0.02542 | 898 | 439 | 294 | 165 |
52 | Remember we did actually tell him to take a hike. | 1.6932 | 0.02452 | 880 | 409 | 332 | 139 |
53 | Never look one in the eye. It could trigger an audit. | 1.6927 | 0.02529 | 872 | 418 | 304 | 150 |
54 | I'm not surprised that he can keep up. I'm surprised he can still get a good signal. | 1.6925 | 0.02436 | 878 | 405 | 338 | 135 |
55 | He's a trail attorney. | 1.6899 | 0.02634 | 845 | 419 | 269 | 157 |
56 | Should we just buy the damn insurance policy or do you think we can lose him above the tree line? | 1.6885 | 0.02890 | 732 | 373 | 214 | 145 |
57 | You can take the man out of the office . . . | 1.6881 | 0.02871 | 824 | 448 | 185 | 191 |
58 | Complain all you want, Stanley, but with all the floods and wildfires, we’re lucky to find a realtor who specializes in caves. | 1.6822 | 0.02717 | 774 | 383 | 254 | 137 |
59 | You see him too,right? | 1.6805 | 0.02744 | 748 | 368 | 251 | 129 |
60 | If he passes us dressed like that we should just quit. | 1.6760 | 0.02840 | 716 | 360 | 228 | 128 |
61 | When you said your 'big brother was always watching,' I thought you meant the government. | 1.6734 | 0.02878 | 692 | 348 | 222 | 122 |
62 | That's my broker - he'll bail as soon as we start to go down. | 1.6729 | 0.02904 | 691 | 351 | 215 | 125 |
63 | You should have just signed the liability waiver like everyone else | 1.6716 | 0.02847 | 682 | 337 | 232 | 113 |
64 | Yeah, I’m meeting with them now, Jim. I’ll be honest with you…the whole thing is an uphill battle | 1.6682 | 0.02928 | 666 | 337 | 213 | 116 |
65 | Why on earth did you Google “life insurance” just before our vacation? | 1.6656 | 0.03106 | 634 | 335 | 176 | 123 |
66 | Careful - a lawyer in the wild will charge if provoked, and well beyond his billable rate. | 1.6651 | 0.03039 | 645 | 336 | 189 | 120 |
67 | Calmly reach for your Bear Stearns spray. | 1.6645 | 0.03103 | 629 | 331 | 178 | 120 |
68 | He's just a social climber | 1.6630 | 0.02893 | 629 | 307 | 227 | 95 |
69 | They say global warming is driving predators to higher elevations | 1.6629 | 0.03115 | 614 | 321 | 179 | 114 |
70 | His motto is, “Losers chase ambulances. Winners are there when the accident happens.” | 1.6601 | 0.03039 | 612 | 312 | 196 | 104 |
71 | When we get home, remind me to open that letter from the IRS. | 1.6594 | 0.03074 | 599 | 306 | 191 | 102 |
72 | You know handing me a prenup right after a proposal would ruin the moment,right? | 1.6551 | 0.03200 | 577 | 304 | 168 | 105 |
73 | He’s still there Ruth. Maybe we should just take the extended warranty. | 1.6549 | 0.03212 | 568 | 298 | 168 | 102 |
74 | This is Arthur's first time on a corporate retreat. | 1.6547 | 0.02935 | 585 | 283 | 221 | 81 |
75 | When do we tell him this isn’t that type of summit? | 1.6543 | 0.03122 | 564 | 286 | 187 | 91 |
76 | Tom, I told you there was something fishy about a Sherpa named Goldberg. | 1.6536 | 0.03275 | 563 | 301 | 156 | 106 |
77 | Thanks for letting me invite Carl. He's trying to improve his work/life balance. | 1.6508 | 0.03053 | 547 | 268 | 202 | 77 |
78 | Jenny, can you move my 3 o clock? Making the Robinsons look like an accident is taking longer than I thought | 1.6498 | 0.03638 | 434 | 227 | 132 | 75 |
79 | My travel insurance literally provides 24/7 access to an agent on the phone. | 1.6497 | 0.03206 | 551 | 286 | 172 | 93 |
80 | First they hike our rates and now they want to rate our hikes...maybe we should switch insurance companies. | 1.6496 | 0.03227 | 568 | 302 | 163 | 103 |
81 | You were the one that wanted trip insurance. | 1.6495 | 0.03029 | 545 | 265 | 206 | 74 |
82 | Yes, I’m sure. The early voting ballot drop box is just over that ridge. | 1.6478 | 0.03399 | 531 | 289 | 140 | 102 |
83 | Jim is still adjusting to the idea of working remotely. | 1.6477 | 0.03220 | 528 | 270 | 174 | 84 |
84 | I've been trying all day but they still don't want insurance. | 1.6477 | 0.03264 | 528 | 274 | 166 | 88 |
85 | Yes, I'm on my way to the summit meeting. | 1.6420 | 0.03313 | 528 | 281 | 155 | 92 |
86 | I told you we should have just signed the waiver like everybody else! | 1.6419 | 0.03450 | 444 | 225 | 153 | 66 |
87 | See what happens when you don’t sign the waiver. | 1.6402 | 0.03196 | 503 | 252 | 180 | 71 |
88 | Honey, the ranger warned us not to make eye contact. | 1.6392 | 0.03391 | 485 | 254 | 152 | 79 |
89 | No, this isn’t a virtual background. I’m actually here. | 1.6383 | 0.03298 | 481 | 244 | 167 | 70 |
90 | Ignore him, he's just a social climber. | 1.6360 | 0.03484 | 467 | 248 | 141 | 78 |
91 | I'm starting to think he's not a real sherpa. | 1.6350 | 0.03386 | 463 | 238 | 156 | 69 |
92 | Keep walking, dear. Women now get followed everywhere they go in Texas. | 1.6346 | 0.03496 | 509 | 285 | 125 | 99 |
93 | Hey, Jim. Listen, I’m beginning to suspect this isn’t really the corporate ladder I’m climbing. | 1.6346 | 0.03351 | 457 | 231 | 162 | 64 |
94 | Remember, he’s as afraid of us as we are of him. | 1.6338 | 0.03472 | 467 | 248 | 142 | 77 |
95 | Yes Senator Cruz, they are making their way to the abortion clinic right now. | 1.6337 | 0.03655 | 486 | 279 | 106 | 101 |
96 | If you show him any attention he'll bill us for it. | 1.6296 | 0.03456 | 459 | 242 | 145 | 72 |
97 | I told you to bring your GPS,not your CPA | 1.6293 | 0.03534 | 464 | 252 | 132 | 80 |
98 | Harry, just buy the frigging insurance policy already! | 1.6273 | 0.03350 | 432 | 215 | 163 | 54 |
99 | Just ignore him. He’s been trying to get me to switch phone plans for weeks. | 1.6245 | 0.03490 | 474 | 259 | 134 | 81 |
100 | This is so much worse than the last audit | 1.6238 | 0.03651 | 420 | 226 | 126 | 68 |
101 | You fed him. What did you expect? | 1.6232 | 0.03668 | 422 | 229 | 123 | 70 |
102 | Going to have to call you back, sweetie. I think I’m at the wrong summit. | 1.6217 | 0.03753 | 423 | 236 | 111 | 76 |
103 | I told you not to sign up as an organ donor. | 1.6217 | 0.03734 | 415 | 228 | 116 | 71 |
104 | No I’m not death, I’m taxes | 1.6164 | 0.03837 | 391 | 216 | 109 | 66 |
105 | I remember when they only chased ambulances. | 1.6134 | 0.03880 | 388 | 217 | 104 | 67 |
106 | I thought you said the IRS couldn’t find us here | 1.6133 | 0.03525 | 406 | 211 | 141 | 54 |
107 | Some chase ambulances – some just can’t wait. | 1.6106 | 0.03787 | 398 | 221 | 111 | 66 |
108 | Don't worry, pretty soon he'll lose signal and retreat back to his natural habitat. | 1.6100 | 0.03568 | 400 | 210 | 136 | 54 |
109 | I wish he'd unfollow us. | 1.6088 | 0.03649 | 386 | 204 | 129 | 53 |
110 | I wish people would stop feeding them. | 1.6082 | 0.05619 | 194 | 112 | 46 | 36 |
111 | It's his first week in Workaholics Anonymous, cut him some slack. | 1.6061 | 0.03687 | 363 | 189 | 128 | 46 |
112 | You just had to decline the park’s terms and conditions, didn’t you? | 1.6057 | 0.03711 | 383 | 206 | 122 | 55 |
113 | Of course we brought a lawyer. The laws of nature are so obscure. | 1.6039 | 0.03965 | 361 | 202 | 100 | 59 |
114 | I think he misunderstood the phrase "working remotely". | 1.6022 | 0.03698 | 362 | 190 | 126 | 46 |
115 | He’s more of a social climber. | 1.6017 | 0.03805 | 359 | 193 | 116 | 50 |
116 | Keep walking... he charges my husband by the hour. | 1.6005 | 0.03808 | 378 | 209 | 111 | 58 |
117 | I can see why someone would tell him to take a hike. | 1.6005 | 0.03769 | 383 | 211 | 114 | 58 |
118 | I told you to never make eye contact with an insurance salesman. | 1.5995 | 0.03879 | 367 | 204 | 106 | 57 |
119 | So far no accidents, but I'll let you know. | 1.5994 | 0.03762 | 362 | 194 | 119 | 49 |
120 | At the top of the climb he is going to make us a tax shelter. | 1.5989 | 0.03910 | 354 | 195 | 106 | 53 |
121 | When you said our lawyer was going on vacation, I didn’t think you meant with us. | 1.5976 | 0.03852 | 333 | 176 | 115 | 42 |
122 | Exactly how much life insurance did you take out on me before this trip? | 1.5963 | 0.04002 | 322 | 174 | 104 | 44 |
123 | You’re right, Boss. Jim isn’t really working from home. | 1.5957 | 0.04030 | 329 | 181 | 100 | 48 |
124 | I said I wanted a trial lawyer, not a trail lawyer. | 1.5924 | 0.03922 | 341 | 187 | 106 | 48 |
125 | They can’t afford to buy in the city so we’ve expanded the search a bit | 1.5918 | 0.04209 | 316 | 179 | 87 | 50 |
126 | My lawyer? I thought he was your lawyer. | 1.5917 | 0.03905 | 338 | 184 | 108 | 46 |
127 | Can I call you later? I just found a potential client | 1.5917 | 0.04037 | 338 | 190 | 96 | 52 |
128 | I guess no matter where you go they're going to track you down about your car's extended warranty. | 1.5915 | 0.04156 | 328 | 187 | 88 | 53 |
129 | What’s the point of working remotely if your boss follows you everywhere? | 1.5912 | 0.03995 | 318 | 172 | 104 | 42 |
130 | Listen Susan, of course I thought it was a typo when he wrote that he had tons of trail experience. | 1.5908 | 0.04072 | 325 | 181 | 96 | 48 |
131 | Can't we negotiate the prenup after the hike? | 1.5906 | 0.04073 | 320 | 177 | 97 | 46 |
132 | He’s having some trouble adjusting to retirement | 1.5902 | 0.03839 | 327 | 173 | 115 | 39 |
133 | What's even curiouser is how is he getting five bars? | 1.5897 | 0.04054 | 312 | 170 | 100 | 42 |
134 | Almost. I'm waiting for a flat place to serve the papers. | 1.5893 | 0.03861 | 319 | 168 | 114 | 37 |
135 | No Mel, it's not a good sign that the sherpas here are also personal injury lawyers! | 1.5892 | 0.04208 | 314 | 178 | 87 | 49 |
136 | I couldn't find the insect repellant, so I settled for an attorney. | 1.5879 | 0.04161 | 330 | 190 | 86 | 54 |
137 | I thought he was YOUR lawyer. | 1.5871 | 0.04127 | 310 | 172 | 94 | 44 |
138 | I’m with them now, Sir. Is ‘adventurous’ a pre-existing condition? | 1.5842 | 0.04043 | 303 | 164 | 101 | 38 |
139 | What's particularly galling is that he wants to pass us. | 1.5823 | 0.04094 | 328 | 187 | 91 | 50 |
140 | Don't worry honey, plenty of people sign their wills at the top of a cliff." | 1.5815 | 0.04238 | 325 | 191 | 79 | 55 |
141 | This is the last time I hire a Sherpa out off Craigslist | 1.5789 | 0.04210 | 285 | 157 | 91 | 37 |
142 | I thought you packed the lawyer spray. | 1.5786 | 0.04162 | 337 | 199 | 81 | 57 |
143 | They asked for a trial lawyer, not a TRAIL lawyer. | 1.5786 | 0.04354 | 299 | 174 | 77 | 48 |
144 | When I told our lawyer to take a hike,I did not mean with us. | 1.5764 | 0.04149 | 288 | 158 | 94 | 36 |
145 | I think it’s time for people to go back to the office | 1.5741 | 0.04453 | 270 | 154 | 77 | 39 |
146 | How many lawyers does it take to ruin a vacation? One. Just one. | 1.5735 | 0.04579 | 272 | 160 | 68 | 44 |
147 | If you would just slow down, I can tell you about your car’s extended warranty. | 1.5730 | 0.04631 | 281 | 170 | 61 | 50 |
148 | When will your brother learn how to relax? | 1.5725 | 0.04131 | 276 | 149 | 96 | 31 |
149 | No, we don't need hiking insurance, and that's final. | 1.5719 | 0.04194 | 292 | 164 | 89 | 39 |
150 | Don't look at me. I'm not the one who wanted a tax hike. | 1.5714 | 0.04386 | 273 | 155 | 80 | 38 |
151 | I forgot the attorney spray, so if he charges, we'll have to use our sticks. | 1.5709 | 0.04261 | 296 | 170 | 83 | 43 |
152 | He must be working remotely. | 1.5709 | 0.04190 | 268 | 145 | 93 | 30 |
153 | I made this vacation a business expense and the IRS will never know. | 1.5682 | 0.04185 | 308 | 178 | 85 | 45 |
154 | Gary finally realized that he should have said no and not maybe at that timeshare tour. | 1.5682 | 0.04535 | 264 | 153 | 72 | 39 |
155 | I think my husband is having us followed. | 1.5672 | 0.04034 | 305 | 170 | 97 | 38 |
156 | We’ll lose him. He only knows how to climb a ladder. | 1.5672 | 0.04080 | 335 | 197 | 86 | 52 |
157 | Don't answer your phone. It will just be him again. | 1.5670 | 0.04412 | 261 | 147 | 80 | 34 |
158 | This is my last team building event | 1.5667 | 0.04395 | 270 | 154 | 79 | 37 |
159 | In hindsight, was it a good idea telling the IRS agent to take a hike? | 1.5667 | 0.04457 | 270 | 156 | 75 | 39 |
160 | I'm beginning to regret having a broker with this level of "personalized service." | 1.5658 | 0.04264 | 281 | 159 | 85 | 37 |
161 | What did you think the IRS was going to do when you told them "Go Take A Hike!"? | 1.5657 | 0.04498 | 274 | 161 | 71 | 42 |
162 | Go ahead, use the bear spray. | 1.5652 | 0.04168 | 276 | 152 | 92 | 32 |
163 | Don't make eye contact. It's trying to form an attorney-client relationship. | 1.5644 | 0.04600 | 264 | 156 | 67 | 41 |
164 | Maybe it is comprehensive,but our new insurance policy still gives me the creeps. | 1.5623 | 0.04200 | 297 | 171 | 85 | 41 |
165 | This is just an accident lawyer waiting to happen. | 1.5615 | 0.04657 | 260 | 155 | 64 | 41 |
166 | No, I didn't take a policy out on you. Keep climbing | 1.5603 | 0.04314 | 282 | 163 | 80 | 39 |
167 | I wish you hadn't used the phrase 'accident waiting to happen' around your brother. | 1.5595 | 0.04639 | 252 | 148 | 67 | 37 |
168 | The life insurance company wasn’t lying when they said their medical assessment would be thorough. | 1.5573 | 0.04523 | 253 | 146 | 73 | 34 |
169 | He must be here for a summit conference | 1.5569 | 0.04512 | 246 | 140 | 75 | 31 |
170 | I asked you to get a trail guide, not a trial guide. | 1.5556 | 0.04463 | 270 | 159 | 72 | 39 |
171 | Yes sir, I've located the 'road less traveled.' It appears to be an untapped market." | 1.5551 | 0.04618 | 236 | 135 | 71 | 30 |
172 | I said let’s go hiking on account it’s good for us; not let’s go hiking with your accountant Gus. | 1.5540 | 0.04511 | 278 | 168 | 66 | 44 |
173 | Darn it, I left the lawyer repellent back at the campsite. | 1.5532 | 0.04864 | 235 | 141 | 58 | 36 |
174 | Does your work have to follow you everywhere? | 1.5530 | 0.04213 | 264 | 147 | 88 | 29 |
175 | No worries. We'll lose him when he loses reception. | 1.5525 | 0.04043 | 257 | 142 | 90 | 25 |
176 | We need him. Someone has to certify that we’ve found the missing votes. | 1.5519 | 0.04842 | 241 | 146 | 57 | 38 |
177 | He says he’s Jake from State Farm” | 1.5510 | 0.04986 | 245 | 154 | 47 | 44 |
178 | Move over Steve and let him pass, it's another remote worker. | 1.5510 | 0.04566 | 245 | 142 | 71 | 32 |
179 | I told you keeping him on retainer was a bad idea. | 1.5508 | 0.04581 | 236 | 135 | 72 | 29 |
180 | Stay calm...trail attorneys can smell fear. | 1.5502 | 0.04727 | 229 | 133 | 66 | 30 |
181 | I have to keep reminding myself he's bringing the weed. | 1.5490 | 0.04360 | 255 | 145 | 80 | 30 |
182 | I thought he was with you. | 1.5488 | 0.04625 | 246 | 145 | 67 | 34 |
183 | You're the one who asked for a sherpa who is 'all business.' | 1.5488 | 0.04516 | 246 | 142 | 73 | 31 |
184 | I can’t believe he’s ordering lunch. | 1.5482 | 0.04662 | 228 | 131 | 69 | 28 |
185 | Yes, yes. I'm on my way to work now... there's just a little bit of foot traffic. | 1.5476 | 0.04178 | 252 | 138 | 90 | 24 |
186 | They give up once they lose a signal. | 1.5475 | 0.04262 | 263 | 149 | 84 | 30 |
187 | Tell me again how much life insurance you have on me. | 1.5462 | 0.04688 | 249 | 150 | 62 | 37 |
188 | Maybe purchasing the double-indemnity life insurance policy could have waited till after our trip. | 1.5458 | 0.04487 | 240 | 137 | 75 | 28 |
189 | I've located your husband. I think we'll get a generous settlement. | 1.5446 | 0.04810 | 224 | 132 | 62 | 30 |
190 | I did not say, attorney. I said by the end of this hike I may need a gurney. You never listen to me! | 1.5440 | 0.04570 | 250 | 148 | 68 | 34 |
191 | I've been trying to get in touch with you about your car's extended warranty. | 1.5435 | 0.06515 | 138 | 86 | 29 | 23 |
192 | Remind me not to bring work with me on vacation next time. | 1.5434 | 0.04492 | 219 | 121 | 77 | 21 |
193 | Next time, just sign the d*mn liability waiver! | 1.5430 | 0.04902 | 221 | 132 | 58 | 31 |
194 | Okay, you win, my clients are taking a hike. | 1.5429 | 0.04532 | 245 | 143 | 71 | 31 |
195 | You were right. Your brother is all business all the time. | 1.5420 | 0.04438 | 238 | 135 | 77 | 26 |
196 | That’s what happens when you take a life insurance policy out on me two weeks before the trip. | 1.5410 | 0.04800 | 244 | 150 | 56 | 38 |
197 | Who does he think he’s talking to? We haven’t had reception for three hours. | 1.5401 | 0.04571 | 237 | 138 | 70 | 29 |
198 | I'll have to call you back, I'm busy certifying a Guinness world record for the longest couples trek without an argument. | 1.5399 | 0.04866 | 213 | 125 | 61 | 27 |
199 | I'm starting to think our guide isn't a real shaman. | 1.5388 | 0.04750 | 245 | 150 | 58 | 37 |
200 | That time share salesman just won’t quit. | 1.5381 | 0.04583 | 210 | 117 | 73 | 20 |
201 | Another private Texas law man tracking my uterus. | 1.5381 | 0.05056 | 210 | 127 | 53 | 30 |
202 | We lost service three hours ago and he still hasn't put his phone down. | 1.5378 | 0.04380 | 251 | 145 | 77 | 29 |
203 | I just thought of another use for this stick. | 1.5375 | 0.04566 | 253 | 152 | 66 | 35 |
204 | They haven't fallen yet, but when they do, I'm ready to take the case. | 1.5372 | 0.04614 | 242 | 144 | 66 | 32 |
205 | So...when he talked about a tax hike, I wasn't expecting this. | 1.5364 | 0.04750 | 220 | 128 | 64 | 27 |
206 | Yes Sir! They are speaking softly and they are carrying a big stick! | 1.5354 | 0.04698 | 226 | 133 | 65 | 28 |
207 | I'm so relieved this is what our accountant meant by a tax hike. | 1.5350 | 0.04637 | 243 | 146 | 64 | 33 |
208 | It’s Jake, you know, from Allstate. | 1.5345 | 0.04647 | 232 | 137 | 66 | 29 |
209 | I miss the days when they chased ambulances. I mean, at least they waited for you to get hurt. | 1.5342 | 0.04496 | 234 | 135 | 73 | 26 |
210 | I already told you, he's just a work friend. | 1.5337 | 0.04765 | 208 | 120 | 65 | 23 |
211 | Can’t talk now, I’m taking some clients on an expedition to a suburb they can afford to buy in. | 1.5325 | 0.04821 | 231 | 140 | 57 | 33 |
212 | Sir, I think they're on to me. | 1.5324 | 0.04727 | 216 | 126 | 65 | 25 |
213 | You just can't tell the IRS to take a hike. | 1.5324 | 0.04817 | 216 | 128 | 61 | 27 |
214 | Dale had hoped the couple's retreat would rekindle their relationship. Meredith brought a lawyer. | 1.5310 | 0.04699 | 226 | 134 | 64 | 28 |
215 | This next part is a bit tricky to negotiate." | 1.5302 | 0.04557 | 215 | 122 | 72 | 21 |
216 | I didn't realize this was a tax hike. | 1.5297 | 0.04812 | 219 | 131 | 60 | 28 |
217 | How does HE get cell service up here? | 1.5286 | 0.04471 | 227 | 130 | 74 | 23 |
218 | I can't talk, I'm facilitating a team building activity." | 1.5279 | 0.04804 | 197 | 113 | 64 | 20 |
219 | Chasing ambulances sure got him in good shape. | 1.5279 | 0.05015 | 197 | 117 | 56 | 24 |
220 | This takes ambulance chasing to a whole new level. | 1.5273 | 0.04882 | 220 | 134 | 56 | 30 |
221 | Bill, I’ve got a funny feeling we forgot to file our taxes before we left. | 1.5271 | 0.05287 | 203 | 128 | 43 | 32 |
222 | He's faking it - there's no cellular service up here. | 1.5256 | 0.04836 | 215 | 129 | 59 | 27 |
223 | I had no idea this is what they meant by "comprehensive coverage." | 1.5252 | 0.04714 | 238 | 146 | 59 | 33 |
224 | I thought you said trial, not trail. | 1.5252 | 0.04600 | 238 | 143 | 65 | 30 |
225 | Our new insurance agent certainly is attentive. | 1.5248 | 0.04504 | 202 | 112 | 74 | 16 |
226 | He's dyslexic. He thinks he's a trail lawyer. | 1.5247 | 0.04791 | 223 | 135 | 59 | 29 |
227 | Who knew there were yodeling regulations? | 1.5245 | 0.05174 | 204 | 127 | 47 | 30 |
228 | I've heard this is how the government tracks you when you don't have a smartphone | 1.5243 | 0.04851 | 206 | 122 | 60 | 24 |
229 | I told you that was too much life insurance, Harold. | 1.5242 | 0.04685 | 227 | 136 | 63 | 28 |
230 | Yeah, looks like I am going to be late to the summit again. Damn traffic! | 1.5240 | 0.05143 | 208 | 130 | 47 | 31 |
231 | Don’t panic, lawyers can smell fear | 1.5240 | 0.04696 | 229 | 138 | 62 | 29 |
232 | The Corporate Ladder is the other way | 1.5238 | 0.04837 | 189 | 108 | 63 | 18 |
233 | They love the detached garage but seem perturbed at the 3 mile climb to the front door. | 1.5228 | 0.05016 | 197 | 118 | 55 | 24 |
234 | This is an important message about the extended warranty on your car! | 1.5226 | 0.05227 | 199 | 124 | 46 | 29 |
235 | Yes, the man that just bought the $10 million life policy on his wife just before he convinced her to go mountain climbing. He was much too eager, so I thought I’d tag along…. | 1.5220 | 0.04617 | 205 | 117 | 69 | 19 |
236 | Honey, don't look him in the eyes. Feral lawyers are even more dangerous than the domesticated ones. | 1.5215 | 0.05069 | 186 | 110 | 55 | 21 |
237 | I always bring protection on a first date | 1.5207 | 0.04714 | 217 | 129 | 63 | 25 |
238 | I liked the trails more before remote work was an option | 1.5204 | 0.05087 | 196 | 119 | 52 | 25 |
239 | He's been following us since 57th Street. Should we confront him? | 1.5200 | 0.05060 | 200 | 122 | 52 | 26 |
240 | He came with our travel insurance | 1.5192 | 0.04621 | 208 | 120 | 68 | 20 |
241 | Well, you're the one who told the boss to take a hike. | 1.5190 | 0.04687 | 210 | 123 | 65 | 22 |
242 | We can always say he slipped on his leather soles. | 1.5187 | 0.05049 | 187 | 111 | 55 | 21 |
243 | Your parole officer seems unusually fit! | 1.5181 | 0.05251 | 193 | 120 | 46 | 27 |
244 | I'd like to report a couple with sticks in Texas. | 1.5178 | 0.05170 | 197 | 122 | 48 | 27 |
245 | Don’t make eye contact. | 1.5172 | 0.04488 | 232 | 137 | 70 | 25 |
246 | He’s here to draft a pre-nup, in case you were thinking of proposing to me.” | 1.5169 | 0.04786 | 207 | 123 | 61 | 23 |
247 | Stop worrying, my husband is away on a business trip. | 1.5169 | 0.05025 | 207 | 128 | 51 | 28 |
248 | Don’t look—that’s the salesman you told to take a hike a year ago. | 1.5169 | 0.04835 | 207 | 124 | 59 | 24 |
249 | Accessibility is why he's my broker. | 1.5164 | 0.04344 | 213 | 119 | 78 | 16 |
250 | I’m just showing this couple the secluded house property. | 1.5163 | 0.05226 | 184 | 112 | 49 | 23 |
251 | This could've been an email. | 1.5160 | 0.05142 | 188 | 114 | 51 | 23 |
252 | I see what you mean about your cousin being all business. | 1.5153 | 0.04487 | 196 | 109 | 73 | 14 |
253 | I need 3 turkey ruebens, a quart of potato salad and four bottles of water delivered to Whiteface Mountain in the Adirondack High Peaks for 2pm | 1.5140 | 0.05095 | 179 | 106 | 54 | 19 |
254 | It's just a matter of time until he loses service. | 1.5135 | 0.05033 | 185 | 110 | 55 | 20 |
255 | Don't worry, he'll lose service before we reach the money. | 1.5134 | 0.05218 | 187 | 115 | 48 | 24 |
256 | He answers the call of the wild quite literally. | 1.5132 | 0.05011 | 189 | 113 | 55 | 21 |
257 | And then it’ll be done, we’ll be divorced the same place we got engaged, | 1.5130 | 0.05454 | 193 | 125 | 37 | 31 |
258 | I told you to sign the waiver. | 1.5127 | 0.04860 | 197 | 117 | 59 | 21 |
259 | I told you the IRS would catch up with us eventually. | 1.5126 | 0.04929 | 199 | 120 | 56 | 23 |
260 | I get the feeling that our new life insurance policy is worth the high premiums... | 1.5126 | 0.04498 | 199 | 112 | 72 | 15 |
261 | I don't think he's really on hold. | 1.5118 | 0.04999 | 211 | 132 | 50 | 29 |
262 | Listen, my clients are icons, and I can assure you that neither Jack nor Jill will climb your hill for less than a mill, capiche? | 1.5115 | 0.05266 | 174 | 105 | 49 | 20 |
263 | I'll be late; I am behind some hikers! | 1.5113 | 0.04652 | 221 | 133 | 63 | 25 |
264 | I'm gonna be late this morning. A coupla slowpokes are holding up the line. | 1.5109 | 0.04750 | 184 | 105 | 64 | 15 |
265 | I'm really impressed by the L. L. Bean product guarantee! | 1.5103 | 0.04916 | 194 | 116 | 57 | 21 |
266 | That’s my attorney. He tags along so I can change my will at the last minute. | 1.5092 | 0.04789 | 218 | 134 | 57 | 27 |
267 | Yes officer. I'm sure he's walking her to the nearest abortion provider. | 1.5090 | 0.05017 | 222 | 143 | 45 | 34 |
268 | Be sure to hang the cash from a tree tonight. | 1.5086 | 0.05489 | 175 | 110 | 41 | 24 |
269 | I’ll take Zoom fatigue over team building any day. | 1.5086 | 0.05607 | 175 | 112 | 37 | 26 |
270 | He did say it's the highest court in the land. | 1.5085 | 0.05138 | 177 | 106 | 52 | 19 |
271 | He seems confused about what climbing to the top means. | 1.5081 | 0.05480 | 185 | 119 | 38 | 28 |
272 | Honey, the IRS seems to be on our trail | 1.5057 | 0.05203 | 174 | 105 | 50 | 19 |
273 | Jim, I think you have an unhealthy attachment to your therapist | 1.5056 | 0.05179 | 178 | 108 | 50 | 20 |
274 | We’ll need more time, they literally meant they had a mountain to climb. | 1.5055 | 0.05154 | 182 | 111 | 50 | 21 |
275 | Him? He’s a proactive personal injury lawyer. He likes to get there BEFORE the ambulance | 1.5055 | 0.05154 | 182 | 111 | 50 | 21 |
276 | He keeps trying to sell me insurance. I told him to take a hike. | 1.5054 | 0.05014 | 186 | 112 | 54 | 20 |
277 | We all read the listing…this is not 15 minutes from the subway. | 1.5053 | 0.05316 | 190 | 121 | 42 | 27 |
278 | He's from mergers & expeditions. | 1.5052 | 0.04898 | 192 | 115 | 57 | 20 |
279 | Not what I meant when I said bring your best staff. | 1.5049 | 0.05035 | 204 | 128 | 49 | 27 |
280 | Honey, we’re fine. The trail guide said that they’re only blood sucking in court. | 1.5029 | 0.05138 | 171 | 102 | 52 | 17 |
281 | Don’t be silly, Nathaniel. A lot of people bring a lawyer with a copy of your will on a climb. | 1.5028 | 0.05322 | 177 | 110 | 45 | 22 |
282 | Next time let's sign the liability waiver. | 1.5028 | 0.05218 | 179 | 110 | 48 | 21 |
283 | I told you it was meeting season. | 1.5027 | 0.05092 | 185 | 113 | 51 | 21 |
284 | Well, you’re the one who chose the audit trail. | 1.5026 | 0.04844 | 195 | 117 | 58 | 20 |
285 | I swear, if he mentions "slip and fall" one more time, I'm going to really give him something to litigate. | 1.5023 | 0.04828 | 213 | 132 | 55 | 26 |
286 | Exactly how much trip insurance did you buy? | 1.5000 | 0.05136 | 168 | 100 | 52 | 16 |
287 | Its that car warrantee guy again. | 1.5000 | 0.04948 | 198 | 122 | 53 | 23 |
288 | Nothing repels bears like the threat of a lawsuit. | 1.5000 | 0.05075 | 180 | 109 | 52 | 19 |
289 | It's so quiet out here, you can hear a lawyer drop. | 1.5000 | 0.05521 | 166 | 104 | 41 | 21 |
290 | Hiking in Texas…”no abortions yet, but I’ll keep watching them…” | 1.5000 | 0.05780 | 166 | 108 | 33 | 25 |
291 | Stay very still and don’t panic I’ve got lawyer spray in my back pocket | 1.5000 | 0.05270 | 182 | 114 | 45 | 23 |
292 | They put him on hold just before we went on vacation | 1.4977 | 0.04972 | 215 | 138 | 47 | 30 |
293 | I thought coming out here would get me away from corporate climbers. | 1.4974 | 0.04861 | 191 | 115 | 57 | 19 |
294 | Lemme get back to you. I’m in the middle of going the extra mile for a client. | 1.4974 | 0.04782 | 189 | 112 | 60 | 17 |
295 | It seems that he thinks we meant it literally when we told him to take a hike. | 1.4973 | 0.04878 | 187 | 112 | 57 | 18 |
296 | This remote work trend has gone on long enough if you ask me. | 1.4973 | 0.04832 | 183 | 108 | 59 | 16 |
297 | That had better be nature calling. | 1.4972 | 0.05096 | 179 | 109 | 51 | 19 |
298 | I told you not to invite him to the country; he never knows what to wear. | 1.4969 | 0.05651 | 161 | 102 | 38 | 21 |
299 | I would've served him with the papers an hour ago if this view wasn't so damned captivating! | 1.4948 | 0.04750 | 194 | 116 | 60 | 18 |
300 | When I said be prepared in case someone gets hurt, I was thinking more along the lines of bandages and first aid kit... | 1.4944 | 0.05117 | 178 | 109 | 50 | 19 |
301 | Larry, why is there a lawyer at this couples retreat? | 1.4940 | 0.05136 | 168 | 101 | 51 | 16 |
302 | I like having legal options if you get us lost again. | 1.4939 | 0.05153 | 164 | 98 | 51 | 15 |
303 | You promised to leave work behind. | 1.4938 | 0.05416 | 162 | 100 | 44 | 18 |
304 | This witness protection house search is far more difficult than I suspected it would be. | 1.4921 | 0.05136 | 191 | 121 | 46 | 24 |
305 | I know, it’s crazy, but they needed a notary & I needed the exercise. | 1.4917 | 0.05055 | 181 | 111 | 51 | 19 |
306 | Yes, and I’ll mention the safe hiker discount. | 1.4914 | 0.04854 | 175 | 103 | 58 | 14 |
307 | I might be a little late Bob,I'm stuck behind a couple slow walkers ... Damn tourists. | 1.4911 | 0.05182 | 169 | 103 | 49 | 17 |
308 | Yes dear, we all feel that work follows us around sometimes. Just try to relax. | 1.4910 | 0.05227 | 167 | 102 | 48 | 17 |
309 | Can I call you back? I’m working on a slip and fall case at the moment. | 1.4886 | 0.04967 | 176 | 106 | 54 | 16 |
310 | I thought you said you were going to leave work at home | 1.4884 | 0.05049 | 172 | 104 | 52 | 16 |
311 | Maybe we should have read the fine print. | 1.4882 | 0.05734 | 170 | 113 | 31 | 26 |
312 | He climbed 401K2. | 1.4881 | 0.05471 | 168 | 107 | 40 | 21 |
313 | My pre-nup with my ex is complicated. | 1.4880 | 0.05521 | 166 | 106 | 39 | 21 |
314 | They just crossed into Arizona for that abortion | 1.4877 | 0.05691 | 162 | 105 | 35 | 22 |
315 | He said she may slip and fall off the mountain and he needs an eyewitness. | 1.4850 | 0.05495 | 167 | 107 | 39 | 21 |
316 | You knew I was on parole when you married me. | 1.4848 | 0.05272 | 165 | 102 | 46 | 17 |
317 | Faster, its a financial advisor. | 1.4840 | 0.04858 | 188 | 115 | 55 | 18 |
318 | Next time, let’s not take the Audit Trail. | 1.4839 | 0.05519 | 155 | 97 | 41 | 17 |
319 | Sir, I think they're taking the secret route to the Texan abortion clinic | 1.4839 | 0.05886 | 155 | 102 | 31 | 22 |
320 | I wonder when he will realize that there hasn't been any reception for miles? | 1.4832 | 0.05602 | 149 | 93 | 40 | 16 |
321 | In the future, let's just get the travel insurance before we leave. | 1.4824 | 0.05357 | 170 | 108 | 42 | 20 |
322 | He says he likes to dress for the job he wants, not the one he has. | 1.4819 | 0.05317 | 166 | 104 | 44 | 18 |
323 | Yes, go ahead and finalize the life insurance policy. | 1.4815 | 0.05197 | 162 | 99 | 48 | 15 |
324 | I told them their crypto currency was in the Cloud and they insisted on seeing it | 1.4812 | 0.05464 | 160 | 101 | 41 | 18 |
325 | I warned you not to mess with the L.L. Bean attorneys" | 1.4811 | 0.05147 | 185 | 118 | 45 | 22 |
326 | Yeah, I'm on their trail. | 1.4811 | 0.05090 | 185 | 117 | 47 | 21 |
327 | I thought businesses only tracked us online. | 1.4808 | 0.05786 | 156 | 102 | 33 | 21 |
328 | For what I pay him, he can follow me to hell and back! | 1.4805 | 0.05230 | 154 | 93 | 48 | 13 |
329 | Relax, he's from the government and he's here to help us. | 1.4805 | 0.05310 | 154 | 94 | 46 | 14 |
330 | I liked it better when personal injury attorneys just advertised on park benches. | 1.4804 | 0.05276 | 179 | 115 | 42 | 22 |
331 | Why do New Yorker cartoons only portray white people? | 1.4802 | 0.05440 | 177 | 116 | 37 | 24 |
332 | I don't think our Congressman fully understands the tax hike proposal. | 1.4798 | 0.05158 | 173 | 108 | 47 | 18 |
333 | They’re playing hard ball but I have all the policies ready for them to sign. Yep. Health. Accident. Death. One little stumble and they’ll be eating out of my hand. | 1.4793 | 0.05247 | 169 | 106 | 45 | 18 |
334 | He's had a crush on me since 7th grade. | 1.4783 | 0.05438 | 161 | 102 | 41 | 18 |
335 | I think your husband is following us. | 1.4775 | 0.05237 | 178 | 114 | 43 | 21 |
336 | He says they've been trying to reach us and this is our last chance to buy their car warranty policy. | 1.4755 | 0.06023 | 143 | 94 | 30 | 19 |
337 | No, I'm working remote today. Very remote. | 1.4752 | 0.05286 | 141 | 84 | 47 | 10 |
338 | I can't function without him; he's my Emotional Support Lawyer | 1.4747 | 0.05513 | 158 | 101 | 39 | 18 |
339 | Yes, we have the suitcase full of cash… is the house still available? | 1.4747 | 0.05586 | 158 | 102 | 37 | 19 |
340 | Can you just text me the directions? I think I got off at the wrong stop. | 1.4746 | 0.05197 | 177 | 113 | 44 | 20 |
341 | I'm having doubts about a guide that travels with a personal injury lawyer. | 1.4744 | 0.05491 | 156 | 99 | 40 | 17 |
342 | Yes, I've told them about our accidental death coverage. | 1.4737 | 0.05518 | 152 | 96 | 40 | 16 |
343 | If we can’t agree to terms right now, my clients are prepared to walk. | 1.4737 | 0.07152 | 95 | 61 | 23 | 11 |
344 | But, Mildred, I really AM hiking the Appalachian Trail. | 1.4737 | 0.04999 | 171 | 105 | 51 | 15 |
345 | Be 5 minutes late,behind a couple idiots in the fast lane. | 1.4731 | 0.05068 | 186 | 119 | 46 | 21 |
346 | Hello, sir. I think they see me. | 1.4731 | 0.05292 | 167 | 106 | 43 | 18 |
347 | Since that damned Texas law, this is the new normal. | 1.4724 | 0.05457 | 163 | 105 | 39 | 19 |
348 | I thought the spot you proposed would be perfect for the divorce." | 1.4713 | 0.05611 | 157 | 102 | 36 | 19 |
349 | „Jared, just because you CAN work from everywhere, doesn’t mean you HAVE TO” | 1.4710 | 0.05203 | 155 | 95 | 47 | 13 |
350 | Let him pass. I always enjoy seeing his type on their way down. | 1.4698 | 0.05598 | 149 | 95 | 38 | 16 |
351 | I told you we couldn’t escape the IRS! | 1.4698 | 0.05836 | 149 | 98 | 32 | 19 |
352 | How wonderful to have a concierge sherpa on hand. | 1.4698 | 0.05178 | 149 | 90 | 48 | 11 |
353 | Hello, I want to report an accident about to happen. | 1.4694 | 0.05654 | 147 | 94 | 37 | 16 |
354 | He’s more scared of us than we are of him. | 1.4694 | 0.05401 | 147 | 91 | 43 | 13 |
355 | I'm representing Mountain in Mountain vs Molehill. | 1.4688 | 0.05240 | 160 | 100 | 45 | 15 |
356 | I said bring a navigator not litigator. | 1.4688 | 0.05240 | 160 | 100 | 45 | 15 |
357 | First, we don’t even know if we will find the guru. Second, we don’t know if he will tell us the meaning of life. Third, if he does, do we really need to have our accountant ask him about the tax implications? | 1.4684 | 0.05656 | 158 | 104 | 34 | 20 |
358 | Bill always had a hard time unplugging on vacation. | 1.4675 | 0.04968 | 169 | 104 | 51 | 14 |
359 | No, it's not like with bears where you back away. He's a lawyer. We need to run as fast as we can. | 1.4671 | 0.05290 | 167 | 107 | 42 | 18 |
360 | He says he wants to be a corporate trail blazer. | 1.4671 | 0.05357 | 167 | 108 | 40 | 19 |
361 | Recalculating. Recalculating. | 1.4663 | 0.05314 | 163 | 104 | 42 | 17 |
362 | My Dad?! I thought he was your Dad?! | 1.4662 | 0.05200 | 148 | 90 | 47 | 11 |
363 | This whole working remote thing has gone a bit far. | 1.4648 | 0.05443 | 142 | 88 | 42 | 12 |
364 | Should we tell him he's got the job? | 1.4648 | 0.05624 | 142 | 90 | 38 | 14 |
365 | How many times have I asked you just once to leave your work at the office?! | 1.4636 | 0.05541 | 151 | 97 | 38 | 16 |
366 | This guy at the top better have some answers. | 1.4636 | 0.05041 | 151 | 91 | 50 | 10 |
367 | That's why you never tell a lawyer to, "Take a hike." | 1.4634 | 0.06031 | 123 | 78 | 33 | 12 |
368 | Stop staring at him,Al. You're the one who wanted a destination divorce. | 1.4634 | 0.05632 | 164 | 110 | 32 | 22 |
369 | Yes sir, I am like invisible, they have no idea" | 1.4632 | 0.05896 | 136 | 88 | 33 | 15 |
370 | What does our insurance policy ACTUALLY say? | 1.4620 | 0.05050 | 158 | 97 | 49 | 12 |
371 | He’s a personal injury attorney. If we encounter bears, we simply outrun him. | 1.4615 | 0.05486 | 156 | 101 | 38 | 17 |
372 | This "like a good neighbor" thing is getting kind of creepy. | 1.4615 | 0.05333 | 156 | 99 | 42 | 15 |
373 | I TRIED to remind you of what happens when you get an attorney involved! | 1.4610 | 0.05303 | 154 | 97 | 43 | 14 |
374 | If he says,'Can you hear me now?,' just one more time . . ." | 1.4610 | 0.05614 | 154 | 101 | 35 | 18 |
375 | Honey, I think we’re ascending into a higher tax bracket. | 1.4609 | 0.05963 | 128 | 82 | 33 | 13 |
376 | ‘I’ve rounded them up. They’re on their way, back to the office’ | 1.4606 | 0.05334 | 165 | 107 | 40 | 18 |
377 | Ignore him -- I suspect he's just my husband's lawyer" | 1.4605 | 0.05103 | 152 | 93 | 48 | 11 |
378 | Tell him the moral high ground is not where I'm headed. | 1.4604 | 0.05618 | 139 | 88 | 38 | 13 |
379 | Our client explicitly told me to, and I quote, ‘Take a hike!’” | 1.4604 | 0.05233 | 139 | 84 | 46 | 9 |
380 | And don’t forget the body bags | 1.4599 | 0.06131 | 137 | 92 | 27 | 18 |
381 | Does your insurance guy know about something up ahead that we don't? | 1.4593 | 0.05232 | 135 | 81 | 46 | 8 |
382 | I didn't know we had this type of insurance coverage. | 1.4593 | 0.05440 | 135 | 83 | 42 | 10 |
383 | Wow, the new administration wasn't kidding about that tax hike. | 1.4589 | 0.06002 | 146 | 99 | 27 | 20 |
384 | I’m beginning to think that we could have done without the Doctor on Demand option. | 1.4583 | 0.04985 | 168 | 105 | 49 | 14 |
385 | We are dedicated when it comes to customer care, even when you tell us to “take a hike”. | 1.4577 | 0.05620 | 142 | 91 | 37 | 14 |
386 | Dear, did you read the fine print on our trip insurance? | 1.4573 | 0.05215 | 164 | 105 | 43 | 16 |
387 | Just buy the damn policy. | 1.4564 | 0.05428 | 149 | 95 | 40 | 14 |
388 | Yeah, I'm right behind them, but you didn't tell me dress was casual. | 1.4560 | 0.05957 | 125 | 80 | 33 | 12 |
389 | Ignore him. He's working out the endorsement deals for when we reach the top. | 1.4559 | 0.05510 | 136 | 85 | 40 | 11 |
390 | You still have a chance to extend your warranty! | 1.4559 | 0.05892 | 136 | 89 | 32 | 15 |
391 | My boss told me to take a hike, so here I am. | 1.4558 | 0.05395 | 147 | 93 | 41 | 13 |
392 | The one time we leave the barrister spray at home… | 1.4558 | 0.05648 | 147 | 96 | 35 | 16 |
393 | The female's doing fine. The male doesn't seem to know what the stick is for! | 1.4558 | 0.05395 | 147 | 93 | 41 | 13 |
394 | Yes, he is accurate but a Fitbit would have been a lot cheaper. | 1.4551 | 0.05172 | 156 | 98 | 45 | 13 |
395 | I miss the shabby chic Sherpa look since they unionized. | 1.4539 | 0.05510 | 152 | 99 | 37 | 16 |
396 | I'll call back, I have two somewhat reluctant clients ahead of me. | 1.4532 | 0.05614 | 139 | 89 | 37 | 13 |
397 | Let me guess. You plan to propose and discuss the prenup, right? | 1.4531 | 0.05855 | 128 | 82 | 34 | 12 |
398 | Watch your back we have a Texas lawyer following us. | 1.4528 | 0.05551 | 159 | 106 | 34 | 19 |
399 | I still don't understand why you brought him along. No court in the world will allow you to sue the mountain, in case you slip and fall. | 1.4527 | 0.05452 | 148 | 95 | 39 | 14 |
400 | I miss the good old days, when it was possible to go off grid. | 1.4526 | 0.05766 | 137 | 89 | 34 | 14 |
401 | I thought you said they are social climbers. | 1.4526 | 0.05577 | 137 | 87 | 38 | 12 |
402 | Somehow they missed signing the waiver so I'm sticking close to them. | 1.4526 | 0.05479 | 137 | 86 | 40 | 11 |
403 | Don't worry, he'll drop back as soon as we enter the 3G wilderness. | 1.4524 | 0.05702 | 126 | 79 | 37 | 10 |
404 | I think he's gonna ask me about my car's extended warranty. | 1.4521 | 0.05591 | 146 | 95 | 36 | 15 |
405 | I may be late. I have two good prospects for an accident policy. | 1.4519 | 0.05732 | 135 | 87 | 35 | 13 |
406 | I'm pretty sure my cover's been blown. | 1.4516 | 0.05651 | 124 | 77 | 38 | 9 |
407 | Do we really need to talk about pre-nups on our first date? | 1.4516 | 0.06412 | 124 | 84 | 24 | 16 |
408 | And then, he said ‘Take a hike Mike’. So guess where I am. | 1.4516 | 0.05651 | 124 | 77 | 38 | 9 |
409 | When you said you were bringing the 'King of Torts' I thought you meant pastry. | 1.4510 | 0.05560 | 153 | 101 | 35 | 17 |
410 | I should have known Hal would hire the most tenacious divorce attorney in town. | 1.4507 | 0.05153 | 142 | 87 | 46 | 9 |
411 | Remember when the park service had more rangers than lawyers? | 1.4500 | 0.05583 | 140 | 90 | 37 | 13 |
412 | No, it’s fine, the Supreme Court said he can stalk me, looking for any sign of an abortion. | 1.4494 | 0.05647 | 158 | 107 | 31 | 20 |
413 | I’ve been following them for two weeks, and I can assure you that their workers’ comp claim isn’t valid. | 1.4493 | 0.05252 | 138 | 90 | 36 | 12 |
414 | You and your "If a hiker falls on a mountain and a lawyer doesn't see it, did it legally happen." | 1.4485 | 0.05603 | 136 | 87 | 37 | 12 |
415 | I guess I wasn't specific enough when I told him to pack supplies for doing his business. | 1.4483 | 0.05443 | 145 | 93 | 39 | 13 |
416 | My cousin? I thought he was your cousin! | 1.4480 | 0.05617 | 125 | 78 | 38 | 9 |
417 | They want to talk to you. You car’s extended warranty is about to expire | 1.4480 | 0.05952 | 125 | 81 | 32 | 12 |
418 | I hate these Corporate Climbers. | 1.4478 | 0.05251 | 134 | 82 | 44 | 8 |
419 | Well Honey I didn't believe he would follow us this far when I told him I could lead him to the missing 2021 ballots. | 1.4478 | 0.05952 | 134 | 89 | 30 | 15 |
420 | I guess take a hike wasn't legalese enough. | 1.4474 | 0.05584 | 152 | 101 | 34 | 17 |
421 | I hate bosses who hover. | 1.4474 | 0.05345 | 152 | 98 | 40 | 14 |
422 | He's staring at my ass, isn't he? | 1.4470 | 0.06018 | 132 | 88 | 29 | 15 |
423 | Jack and Jill went up the hill to try and ditch their lawyer. | 1.4463 | 0.06315 | 121 | 81 | 26 | 14 |
424 | *Now* will you ask for directions? | 1.4463 | 0.06423 | 121 | 82 | 24 | 15 |
425 | He thinks he’s a real big shot because he works on the hill. | 1.4459 | 0.06009 | 148 | 103 | 24 | 21 |
426 | Okay, OK: I'm ''TAKING a hike.' Now, what are you doing Friday night? | 1.4458 | 0.05020 | 166 | 106 | 46 | 14 |
427 | We should have just signed the injury waiver. | 1.4453 | 0.05635 | 128 | 81 | 37 | 10 |
428 | I've been with the CIA for twenty years General, believe me they have no idea they are under surveillance. | 1.4453 | 0.06157 | 128 | 86 | 27 | 15 |
429 | I’ve never seen one stray this far from the office. | 1.4453 | 0.05667 | 137 | 89 | 35 | 13 |
430 | Just keep walking, Frank. He may have a writ, but he ain't got a stick. | 1.4452 | 0.05237 | 146 | 92 | 43 | 11 |
431 | I didn't expect the IRS guy to join us when I told him to "Take a hike." | 1.4444 | 0.05812 | 144 | 97 | 30 | 17 |
432 | As your insurance agent I must caution you that I am on the line with the home office to cancel your policy if you hike any higher. | 1.4444 | 0.05556 | 144 | 94 | 36 | 14 |
433 | Yes,I will just stay with them until they sign the liability waiver. | 1.4444 | 0.05531 | 135 | 86 | 38 | 11 |
434 | Ignore him. He's just one of my followers. | 1.4444 | 0.05531 | 135 | 86 | 38 | 11 |
435 | What can I say! He’s on retainer | 1.4444 | 0.05430 | 135 | 85 | 40 | 10 |
436 | Ignore him. He's an ambulant chaser. | 1.4438 | 0.05430 | 169 | 115 | 33 | 21 |
437 | How much further do you think that we need to go to lose this irritating insurance guy? | 1.4437 | 0.05609 | 151 | 101 | 33 | 17 |
438 | The whole remote work thing is getting out of hand. | 1.4436 | 0.05789 | 133 | 87 | 33 | 13 |
439 | I've never seen one this close. | 1.4435 | 0.05983 | 124 | 81 | 31 | 12 |
440 | Don’t look at it. They only attack if they think you’re rich. | 1.4429 | 0.05669 | 140 | 92 | 34 | 14 |
441 | Yes, I found them. Should I bring them back to the office? | 1.4427 | 0.06146 | 131 | 89 | 26 | 16 |
442 | Ugh, corporate climbers. | 1.4426 | 0.05708 | 122 | 77 | 36 | 9 |
443 | He’s auditing the guru’s tax return. | 1.4426 | 0.05708 | 122 | 77 | 36 | 9 |
444 | This agent earns his 10%. | 1.4423 | 0.04833 | 156 | 96 | 51 | 9 |
445 | Is that your student loan officer behind us? | 1.4419 | 0.05709 | 129 | 83 | 35 | 11 |
446 | I thought they only chased ambulances. | 1.4417 | 0.05650 | 120 | 75 | 37 | 8 |
447 | I think our Sherpa guide is moonlighting. | 1.4414 | 0.05612 | 145 | 96 | 34 | 15 |
448 | I'm just saying I understood it differently when you said there was a 'rate hike' in our insurance. | 1.4414 | 0.05349 | 145 | 93 | 40 | 12 |
449 | Don’t make eye contact Roger. When the pandemic ends I’m sure he’ll return to his natural habitat. | 1.4408 | 0.05175 | 152 | 97 | 43 | 12 |
450 | You really can't expect us to reconcile, Wayne, if you're going to have your attorney tag along every minute. | 1.4407 | 0.05963 | 118 | 76 | 32 | 10 |
451 | Don't turn around, but there is an IRS agent following us." | 1.4407 | 0.06317 | 118 | 79 | 26 | 13 |
452 | Sir, the woman is getting ahead again. Which rights should we take away next? | 1.4400 | 0.05714 | 150 | 102 | 30 | 18 |
453 | He's new to remote work. | 1.4397 | 0.05266 | 141 | 89 | 42 | 10 |
454 | Roger, at some point you're going to need to waive your right to counsel. | 1.4397 | 0.06396 | 116 | 78 | 25 | 13 |
455 | It’s about 6’ long… should be in the corner behind my desk. | 1.4394 | 0.05511 | 132 | 84 | 38 | 10 |
456 | Gary I’ll answer you later I really do need to see this from 30,000 feet | 1.4394 | 0.05817 | 132 | 87 | 32 | 13 |
457 | When he wanted to sell me insurance, I shouldn't have told him to take a hike. | 1.4386 | 0.06358 | 114 | 76 | 26 | 12 |
458 | Leave it to a man to not ask for directions! | 1.4386 | 0.05980 | 114 | 73 | 32 | 9 |
459 | Yes, sir, I'm on site. I expect she will be asking for a divorce any minute now. | 1.4385 | 0.05881 | 130 | 86 | 31 | 13 |
460 | He's my accountaneer. | 1.4384 | 0.05581 | 146 | 97 | 34 | 15 |
461 | Yes, Larry, we can hear you now. | 1.4380 | 0.05737 | 121 | 77 | 35 | 9 |
462 | What about now? Can you hear me now? | 1.4380 | 0.06308 | 121 | 82 | 25 | 14 |
463 | At least he's roaming. | 1.4380 | 0.05269 | 137 | 86 | 42 | 9 |
464 | Well, he is on retainer ... | 1.4375 | 0.05641 | 112 | 69 | 37 | 6 |
465 | So much for work life balance | 1.4375 | 0.05737 | 128 | 83 | 34 | 11 |
466 | Isn’t it great just to get out in nature and leave work behind? | 1.4375 | 0.04912 | 160 | 106 | 40 | 14 |
467 | He has his shtick, we have ours. | 1.4365 | 0.05800 | 126 | 82 | 33 | 11 |
468 | Don’t make eye contact, wolves of Wall Street see it as a sign of aggression. | 1.4365 | 0.05690 | 126 | 81 | 35 | 10 |
469 | I'll scream if he keeps calling Mapquest. | 1.4361 | 0.05683 | 133 | 87 | 34 | 12 |
470 | The trails were so much quieter before everyone started working out of office | 1.4357 | 0.05385 | 140 | 90 | 39 | 11 |
471 | Yes, they're complying with their life insurance requirements. | 1.4355 | 0.05638 | 124 | 79 | 36 | 9 |
472 | Tell them I'll be a little late. My car's in the shop so I'm taking the elevated terrain to work. | 1.4354 | 0.05634 | 147 | 99 | 32 | 16 |
473 | Lastly, do not --- I repeat, do not let them see you. Wait, do you have me on speaker? | 1.4351 | 0.05846 | 131 | 87 | 31 | 13 |
474 | Probably some marketing executive out on a price hike. | 1.4351 | 0.05287 | 154 | 101 | 39 | 14 |
475 | Actually, on this trail, maybe some life insurance would be a good idea. | 1.4345 | 0.05040 | 168 | 110 | 43 | 15 |
476 | You tell him. He’s your agent. | 1.4345 | 0.05254 | 145 | 93 | 41 | 11 |
477 | You really think I micro-manage my people? | 1.4344 | 0.05934 | 122 | 80 | 31 | 11 |
478 | Either I’m overdressed, or I’m headed to the wrong summit | 1.4336 | 0.06143 | 113 | 74 | 29 | 10 |
479 | Fred, shut off that damned phone or I'm gonna ram this stick up your ass, New Yorker cartoon or not! | 1.4336 | 0.05918 | 143 | 99 | 26 | 18 |
480 | I invited your estate executor along, just in case. | 1.4333 | 0.06119 | 120 | 80 | 28 | 12 |
481 | He’s dressed for the job he wants. | 1.4331 | 0.05655 | 127 | 82 | 35 | 10 |
482 | Ten bucks says, by the time we reach the top, your dad will still be on hold. | 1.4328 | 0.05448 | 134 | 86 | 38 | 10 |
483 | Hang on, I think they just spotted me. | 1.4328 | 0.05749 | 134 | 89 | 32 | 13 |
484 | Now I know what my insurance agent meant when he said he would always be there for me. | 1.4326 | 0.05355 | 141 | 91 | 39 | 11 |
485 | I can’t make the deadline. I have a mountain of work. | 1.4322 | 0.05955 | 118 | 77 | 31 | 10 |
486 | He couldn’t have just used a zoom background. | 1.4320 | 0.05939 | 125 | 83 | 30 | 12 |
487 | I think he's taking 'remote working' a little too far... | 1.4318 | 0.05811 | 132 | 88 | 31 | 13 |
488 | Telling your ex wife’s lawyer to go take a hike may have been a mistake. | 1.4318 | 0.05909 | 132 | 89 | 29 | 14 |
489 | Poor dear, he thinks this is the corporate ladder. | 1.4317 | 0.05504 | 139 | 91 | 36 | 12 |
490 | These life insurance tests have really gotten out of hand. | 1.4315 | 0.05660 | 146 | 99 | 31 | 16 |
491 | I thought you said tax hike | 1.4310 | 0.05772 | 116 | 74 | 34 | 8 |
492 | Be careful, honey, we must be getting to the trail's "at your own risk" section. | 1.4309 | 0.05896 | 123 | 81 | 31 | 11 |
493 | I wonder when he's going to realize we said "great hike", not "rate hike." | 1.4308 | 0.05343 | 130 | 82 | 40 | 8 |
494 | So let's get this straight. In case of a grizzly attack the lawyer is the sacrificial Lamb | 1.4307 | 0.05842 | 137 | 93 | 29 | 15 |
495 | Like the guidebook said, hiking couples are the primary prey of opportunistic divorce lawyers. | 1.4307 | 0.05462 | 137 | 89 | 37 | 11 |
496 | Now do you understand why the locals never feed them? | 1.4298 | 0.05972 | 114 | 74 | 31 | 9 |
497 | I knew we should have brought the Lawyer Spray. | 1.4298 | 0.06100 | 114 | 75 | 29 | 10 |
498 | I told you those State Farm people don't have any boundaries! | 1.4298 | 0.06226 | 114 | 76 | 27 | 11 |
499 | Hold on. I've hired some natives to guide me to better reception. | 1.4298 | 0.06301 | 121 | 83 | 24 | 14 |
500 | I've heard of ambulance chasing but this is next level. | 1.4297 | 0.05621 | 128 | 83 | 35 | 10 |
501 | Yes, Sir. Just as soon as I am done following the Audit Trail. | 1.4296 | 0.05231 | 142 | 91 | 41 | 10 |
502 | « Watch out, a social climber is stalking us. » | 1.4295 | 0.05151 | 149 | 96 | 42 | 11 |
503 | It’s a long story, but my boss told me to take a hike. | 1.4286 | 0.05575 | 133 | 87 | 35 | 11 |
504 | What they don't know is that we've got offices up there as well | 1.4286 | 0.05910 | 112 | 72 | 32 | 8 |
505 | When I said we should start counting steps I meant we should get Fitbits, not hire an accountant. | 1.4286 | 0.05794 | 119 | 77 | 33 | 9 |
506 | I’ve heard of ambulance-chasing, but this seems extreme. | 1.4286 | 0.05287 | 147 | 96 | 39 | 12 |
507 | This is why I prefer the virtual assistant. | 1.4275 | 0.05027 | 138 | 86 | 45 | 7 |
508 | These corporate retreats are getting out of hand | 1.4275 | 0.05131 | 138 | 87 | 43 | 8 |
509 | They used to wait to chase the ambulance. | 1.4275 | 0.05839 | 131 | 88 | 30 | 13 |
510 | Ron from accounting. He’s a climber. | 1.4265 | 0.05486 | 136 | 89 | 36 | 11 |
511 | I know him, he used to be an ambulance chaser. | 1.4264 | 0.05587 | 129 | 84 | 35 | 10 |
512 | Don't let him fool you - there is no cell phone signal up here. | 1.4262 | 0.05926 | 122 | 81 | 30 | 11 |
513 | hurry she’s crossing the border to get an abortion, can I still get my $10,000? | 1.4261 | 0.06772 | 115 | 82 | 17 | 16 |
514 | He's just some guy on a hike. You're always so suspicious. | 1.4255 | 0.05625 | 141 | 95 | 32 | 14 |
515 | He’s upwardly mobile, I guess. | 1.4254 | 0.05643 | 134 | 89 | 33 | 12 |
516 | Bobby, if you don't look, it won't bother us. | 1.4254 | 0.05230 | 134 | 85 | 41 | 8 |
517 | Tell him no, our car warranty has not expired. | 1.4250 | 0.06111 | 120 | 81 | 27 | 12 |
518 | No, they have no idea I'm following them. | 1.4248 | 0.06133 | 113 | 75 | 28 | 10 |
519 | He won't stop following us until we renew our subscription to "The New Yorker". | 1.4248 | 0.06977 | 113 | 82 | 14 | 17 |
520 | It’s always an uphill battle bringing the executives along. | 1.4248 | 0.06003 | 113 | 74 | 30 | 9 |
521 | Obviously, somebody told him to take a hike. | 1.4240 | 0.05931 | 125 | 84 | 29 | 12 |
522 | Try to keep your distance and whatever you do, avoid making eye contact! It will only antagonize him. | 1.4240 | 0.05360 | 125 | 79 | 39 | 7 |
523 | I suspect this is not going to end well. | 1.4234 | 0.05207 | 111 | 67 | 41 | 3 |
524 | I didn't know it was casual Friday. | 1.4234 | 0.06341 | 111 | 75 | 25 | 11 |
525 | Yeah, I’ve really capitalized on this remote work environment! | 1.4234 | 0.05553 | 137 | 91 | 34 | 12 |
526 | I thought Trump got rid of all the IRS auditors. | 1.4231 | 0.04988 | 130 | 80 | 45 | 5 |
527 | If this is a safe thing to do, why did you bring your insurance agent? | 1.4231 | 0.05867 | 130 | 88 | 29 | 13 |
528 | Oh no, a lawyer! Should we play dead? | 1.4231 | 0.05765 | 130 | 87 | 31 | 12 |
529 | See? I told you the sign said, "Nature Trial." | 1.4228 | 0.05773 | 123 | 81 | 32 | 10 |
530 | I think we are being stalked by a wolf— of wall street | 1.4224 | 0.05891 | 116 | 76 | 31 | 9 |
531 | Please ignore my ex-husband, he keeps following me around trying to show what a big shot lawyer he’s become. | 1.4224 | 0.06262 | 116 | 79 | 25 | 12 |
532 | Can't talk now. I'm in the middle of discovery. | 1.4219 | 0.05274 | 128 | 81 | 40 | 7 |
533 | I'm not buying his "I'm on an urgent call with the office" shtick. We haven't had cell service since the trailhead. | 1.4216 | 0.06143 | 102 | 66 | 29 | 7 |
534 | It's more of a corporate hill than a ladder, but I'll keep climbing | 1.4215 | 0.05720 | 121 | 79 | 33 | 9 |
535 | We're on the audit trail. | 1.4211 | 0.05568 | 133 | 88 | 34 | 11 |
536 | Ok, you're now in a higher tax bracket. | 1.4206 | 0.06374 | 107 | 72 | 25 | 10 |
537 | Well, sir, it was you who said "Go take a hike!" | 1.4202 | 0.05785 | 119 | 78 | 32 | 9 |
538 | It’s all good. I get my exercise while they’ pay me by the hour | 1.4194 | 0.05850 | 124 | 83 | 30 | 11 |
539 | No, I'm quite sure I said TRAIL, not trial. | 1.4191 | 0.05577 | 136 | 91 | 33 | 12 |
540 | You said only bring the essentials. Since when doesn't that include my attorney? | 1.4191 | 0.05378 | 136 | 89 | 37 | 10 |
541 | They are taking me to his tax accountant now. | 1.4191 | 0.05479 | 136 | 90 | 35 | 11 |
542 | When he mentioned your extended warranty was about to expire, you couldn’t hang up…No…you had to ask him his name! | 1.4188 | 0.05852 | 117 | 77 | 31 | 9 |
543 | I’m doing what you told me, mother: blend in, make friends. | 1.4188 | 0.05977 | 117 | 78 | 29 | 10 |
544 | Yes, L.L. Bean makes briefcases. | 1.4180 | 0.05683 | 122 | 80 | 33 | 9 |
545 | Yes, they got in line ahead of me. They have staff privileges. | 1.4175 | 0.06097 | 103 | 67 | 29 | 7 |
546 | Wilderness Guide" my foot! He's a lawyer | 1.4174 | 0.05791 | 115 | 75 | 32 | 8 |
547 | Lawyers are my bear spray. | 1.4174 | 0.05791 | 115 | 75 | 32 | 8 |
548 | Two people not following CDC guidelines no social distancing and no masks | 1.4173 | 0.05962 | 127 | 87 | 27 | 13 |
549 | Why can't we just get a Fitbit, like everyone else? | 1.4172 | 0.05427 | 151 | 103 | 33 | 15 |
550 | I read something about it, honey. They call themselves ultra remote workers. | 1.4167 | 0.06047 | 108 | 71 | 29 | 8 |
551 | So he's wearing a tie. Get over it.... | 1.4167 | 0.05902 | 108 | 70 | 31 | 7 |
552 | Word has it, he is testing Brooks Brothers’s new line | 1.4167 | 0.06327 | 120 | 84 | 22 | 14 |
553 | Must you always have council present? | 1.4167 | 0.05986 | 120 | 81 | 28 | 11 |
554 | You were right, this is a romantic place. Oh him,, I invited him, he's a divorce attorney. Probably on the line with your wife. | 1.4167 | 0.06462 | 108 | 74 | 23 | 11 |
555 | My clients dispute that they are hiking this mountain ‘at their own risk’ | 1.4160 | 0.05700 | 125 | 83 | 32 | 10 |
556 | Yes boss, I’m right behind them, but they won’t pick up. Should I leave a message? | 1.4153 | 0.05813 | 118 | 78 | 31 | 9 |
557 | I should have never taken out that huge life insurance policy on you. | 1.4144 | 0.06200 | 111 | 75 | 26 | 10 |
558 | Does he know he's on a slippery slope? | 1.4141 | 0.06423 | 99 | 66 | 25 | 8 |
559 | He’s a loaner. The Fit Bit is in for repair. | 1.4141 | 0.06423 | 99 | 66 | 25 | 8 |
560 | We'll ditch him when his cell phone coverage ends. | 1.4138 | 0.06252 | 116 | 80 | 24 | 12 |
561 | Seems like a long way to go to serve a subpoena! | 1.4138 | 0.05881 | 116 | 77 | 30 | 9 |
562 | I'm just amazed that he's getting cell service up here. | 1.4138 | 0.05620 | 116 | 75 | 34 | 7 |
563 | Look, you wanted a divorce, I get to pick the place where we sign it. That’s the deal | 1.4138 | 0.06252 | 116 | 80 | 24 | 12 |
564 | That's the problem with remote work. When you get away from it all, it's still right there. | 1.4132 | 0.05710 | 121 | 80 | 32 | 9 |
565 | I said this hike is taxing; now he's trying to tax it. | 1.4132 | 0.05463 | 121 | 78 | 36 | 7 |
566 | For once can you not bring the specter of your work with us? | 1.4132 | 0.05829 | 121 | 81 | 30 | 10 |
567 | Nice try, Romeo, but looks like your wife’s private eye is on to us. | 1.4128 | 0.05713 | 109 | 70 | 32 | 6 |
568 | On three, you grab him and I'll throw his phone in the lake. | 1.4118 | 0.05775 | 119 | 79 | 31 | 9 |
569 | You just can’t leave work behind, can you. | 1.4112 | 0.06078 | 107 | 71 | 28 | 8 |
570 | Whatever you do, don't make eye contact with him. | 1.4103 | 0.05583 | 117 | 76 | 34 | 7 |
571 | A physical for life insurance is understandable, but this is ridiculous. | 1.4098 | 0.05907 | 122 | 83 | 28 | 11 |
572 | You're just being paranoid, Fred. The FBI has more important things to do than follow us. | 1.4098 | 0.06021 | 122 | 84 | 26 | 12 |
573 | I’m sorry. What was I saying? There’s a couple in front of me that won’t move to the right. | 1.4095 | 0.06006 | 105 | 69 | 29 | 7 |
574 | I miss the old days when a simple waiver form was enough. | 1.4095 | 0.06447 | 105 | 72 | 23 | 10 |
575 | HE’S gonna be the one needing a great deal on life insurance once we get to a high enough ledge... | 1.4095 | 0.06725 | 105 | 74 | 19 | 12 |
576 | Working remotely has gotten out of hand. | 1.4095 | 0.05852 | 105 | 68 | 31 | 6 |
577 | Well, I did tell him he needed to get out of the office. | 1.4091 | 0.05524 | 110 | 70 | 34 | 5 |
578 | I'm on it. No, they haven't spotted me. | 1.4091 | 0.06234 | 110 | 75 | 25 | 10 |
579 | I meant a more traditional sherpa. | 1.4087 | 0.05780 | 115 | 76 | 31 | 8 |
580 | Make mine a pepperoni. | 1.4087 | 0.06285 | 115 | 80 | 23 | 12 |
581 | Do you have to bring your work with you every place we go? | 1.4080 | 0.05691 | 125 | 84 | 31 | 10 |
582 | I'll take that over a social climber any day. | 1.4074 | 0.05493 | 135 | 91 | 33 | 11 |
583 | It's not that I don't trust you, honey. I just feel more comfortable with my lawyer present. | 1.4074 | 0.06034 | 108 | 72 | 28 | 8 |
584 | Tell him our warranty is up to date. | 1.4074 | 0.05392 | 135 | 90 | 35 | 10 |
585 | When your boss gives you the freedom to work from anywhere… | 1.4074 | 0.06176 | 108 | 73 | 26 | 9 |
586 | Leo Daggett: Avalanche Chaser Lawyer. | 1.4068 | 0.06165 | 118 | 82 | 24 | 12 |
587 | We shouldn't have booked the business class trail. | 1.4068 | 0.05547 | 118 | 77 | 34 | 7 |
588 | They look as strange to us as we do to them, dear. | 1.4068 | 0.05547 | 118 | 77 | 34 | 7 |
589 | The suspects are escaping on foot. My position has not been compromised. | 1.4068 | 0.05802 | 118 | 79 | 30 | 9 |
590 | They're still not ready to buy life insurance | 1.4068 | 0.05676 | 118 | 78 | 32 | 8 |
591 | Remote work... Some people really take things too literally. | 1.4065 | 0.05754 | 123 | 83 | 30 | 10 |
592 | These audits get more intrusive every year. | 1.4062 | 0.05254 | 128 | 83 | 38 | 7 |
593 | I despise team-building. | 1.4062 | 0.06718 | 96 | 66 | 21 | 9 |
594 | I said we might need help negotiating the trail, but not like this. | 1.4062 | 0.05483 | 128 | 85 | 34 | 9 |
595 | Apparently there is more than one way to the top. | 1.4060 | 0.05550 | 133 | 90 | 32 | 11 |
596 | Obviously you never bothered to read the fine print when you took out that big life insurance policy. | 1.4059 | 0.06321 | 101 | 68 | 25 | 8 |
597 | Boss.. this isn't what I envisioned making it to the top.... | 1.4054 | 0.05335 | 111 | 70 | 37 | 4 |
598 | It’s some guy from Progressive trying to outdo Jake from State Farm. | 1.4052 | 0.05869 | 116 | 78 | 29 | 9 |
599 | I'm so happy you finally found a place your business can't reach you. | 1.4052 | 0.05473 | 116 | 75 | 35 | 6 |
600 | Every day there are more and more people on my commute. | 1.4052 | 0.06120 | 116 | 80 | 25 | 11 |
601 | Dammit, just tell him yes you would recommend this hike to friends. | 1.4050 | 0.05818 | 121 | 82 | 29 | 10 |
602 | Only an accident lawyer could get service out here. | 1.4048 | 0.05766 | 126 | 86 | 29 | 11 |
603 | Where the Scenic Trail and Career Path merge. | 1.4046 | 0.05608 | 131 | 89 | 31 | 11 |
604 | Where was the leadership summit again? | 1.4046 | 0.05394 | 131 | 87 | 35 | 9 |
605 | They say this is the last place on earth where Wolves of Wallstreet can breed outside captivity. | 1.4043 | 0.06474 | 94 | 63 | 24 | 7 |
606 | Who, him? He’s working his way up. | 1.4040 | 0.06245 | 99 | 66 | 26 | 7 |
607 | I'm never sharing where I'm going for a vacation with coworkers ever again. | 1.4038 | 0.06339 | 104 | 71 | 24 | 9 |
608 | Smart casual is a vague dress code | 1.4038 | 0.05719 | 104 | 67 | 32 | 5 |
609 | He's looking for a spot to put his next Starbucks. | 1.4037 | 0.05548 | 109 | 70 | 34 | 5 |
610 | Hey Murray. Why did our law firm tell our two best clients to take a hike? | 1.4035 | 0.05939 | 114 | 77 | 28 | 9 |
611 | I think he's that slip and fall Attorney from TV | 1.4035 | 0.05672 | 114 | 75 | 32 | 7 |
612 | You’re the one who didn’t sign the release | 1.4034 | 0.05885 | 119 | 81 | 28 | 10 |
613 | But I am working remotely | 1.4032 | 0.05830 | 124 | 85 | 28 | 11 |
614 | This section of the Appalachian Trail is teeming with divorce lawyers. I told you we should have worn our rings! | 1.4031 | 0.05223 | 129 | 84 | 38 | 7 |
615 | Yes,two coffins is right. | 1.4021 | 0.06661 | 97 | 67 | 21 | 9 |
616 | I told you Janet, he heard « pay hike » | 1.4021 | 0.06159 | 97 | 64 | 27 | 6 |
617 | Let me know if you see anything out of the ordinary. | 1.4020 | 0.06272 | 102 | 69 | 25 | 8 |
618 | I wanted him here in case we have to negotiate with any bears. | 1.4019 | 0.06209 | 107 | 73 | 25 | 9 |
619 | hold one moment please, you up there! , This is a courtesy letting you know that your car is warranty is about to expire! " | 1.4017 | 0.06077 | 117 | 81 | 25 | 11 |
620 | I still don't understand why you picked this fitness tracker. | 1.4016 | 0.05780 | 122 | 83 | 29 | 10 |
621 | We'll make it look like an accident. | 1.4016 | 0.05729 | 127 | 87 | 29 | 11 |
622 | It's my lawyer, Jack, and he says that if you fall down and break your crown, I do NOT have to come tumbling after. | 1.4000 | 0.06290 | 105 | 72 | 24 | 9 |
623 | Our insurance company is just looking for an excuse to deny us coverage. | 1.4000 | 0.05725 | 120 | 81 | 30 | 9 |
624 | I never travel without my emotional-support attorney. | 1.4000 | 0.06419 | 95 | 64 | 24 | 7 |
625 | I think they suspect something. | 1.4000 | 0.06081 | 120 | 84 | 24 | 12 |
626 | To summit up,they do not appear to be inclined to buy. Price is too steep. | 1.4000 | 0.06483 | 110 | 78 | 20 | 12 |
627 | Jerry, don't be so pessimistic. This nice man just wants to see where we saw the aliens and then we can go about our day. | 1.4000 | 0.05898 | 115 | 78 | 28 | 9 |
628 | This wasn’t what I pictured when you said this merger would be an uphill battle. | 1.4000 | 0.06085 | 110 | 75 | 26 | 9 |
629 | I think I’m on the wrong path to success. | 1.4000 | 0.06356 | 100 | 68 | 24 | 8 |
630 | When you eventually do slip and fall, you’ll need representation | 1.4000 | 0.05601 | 120 | 80 | 32 | 8 |
631 | No need for insect repellent, that’s why I brought an attorney along. | 1.3984 | 0.05625 | 123 | 83 | 31 | 9 |
632 | It's all up hill, but I'm about to close the deal. | 1.3984 | 0.05857 | 123 | 85 | 27 | 11 |
633 | You see, my favourite instagram influencer told me to dress for the job I want. | 1.3981 | 0.05875 | 108 | 72 | 29 | 7 |
634 | I thought we made it clear that we already have good insurance coverage! | 1.3981 | 0.05745 | 103 | 67 | 31 | 5 |
635 | No I feel fine, I have unlimited roaming | 1.3981 | 0.06374 | 103 | 71 | 23 | 9 |
636 | Steady. I'm reaching for the lawyer repellant. | 1.3980 | 0.06444 | 98 | 67 | 23 | 8 |
637 | Looks like I got off at the wrong subway stop | 1.3980 | 0.06606 | 98 | 68 | 21 | 9 |
638 | Yes, Boss. They know these are billable hours. They just want to be able to sue if they stumble. | 1.3967 | 0.05807 | 121 | 83 | 28 | 10 |
639 | Ever since he learned travel hours are billable he's insisted on hiking. | 1.3964 | 0.06041 | 111 | 76 | 26 | 9 |
640 | I’m auditing their carbon footprint as we speak. | 1.3962 | 0.06022 | 106 | 74 | 23 | 8 |
641 | Hey boss, sorry for the delay, I have a mountain of work in front of me. | 1.3962 | 0.05947 | 106 | 71 | 28 | 7 |
642 | Yes, it's counting my steps! | 1.3960 | 0.06306 | 101 | 69 | 24 | 8 |
643 | I heard of ambulance chasers but this is just insulting. | 1.3958 | 0.06012 | 96 | 63 | 28 | 5 |
644 | We're 10 feet up and he's already calling for a helicopter rescue. | 1.3950 | 0.05497 | 119 | 79 | 33 | 7 |
645 | Do you still think I’m just being paranoid? | 1.3950 | 0.05497 | 119 | 79 | 33 | 7 |
646 | Next time let’s just sign the liability waiver | 1.3947 | 0.06055 | 114 | 79 | 25 | 10 |
647 | Well, sir, you did tell me to take a hike! | 1.3945 | 0.05533 | 109 | 71 | 33 | 5 |
648 | His company has really embraced remote working | 1.3945 | 0.05533 | 109 | 71 | 33 | 5 |
649 | The Johnson's soon realized the park ranger's "lawyer spray" joke was not a joke. | 1.3945 | 0.06388 | 109 | 77 | 21 | 11 |
650 | Our life insurance agent is really going the extra mile. | 1.3945 | 0.05832 | 109 | 73 | 29 | 7 |
651 | My fitbit would have been fine for counting our steps, but noooo...you said it couldn't be as accurate as your accountant. | 1.3942 | 0.06752 | 104 | 75 | 17 | 12 |
652 | I think his 'business' is looking at my ass. | 1.3942 | 0.06470 | 104 | 73 | 21 | 10 |
653 | The appeal of working remotely fades when the dress code hasn't been updated. | 1.3942 | 0.06174 | 104 | 71 | 25 | 8 |
654 | No, we can’t interact with him. Office workers are an endangered species. | 1.3942 | 0.05703 | 104 | 68 | 31 | 5 |
655 | He keeps requoting our insurance rates as we climb higher. | 1.3942 | 0.05419 | 137 | 94 | 32 | 11 |
656 | The business attire doesn’t concern us, it’s the 3 fingers sticking out of your suits breast pocket, that does! | 1.3939 | 0.06858 | 99 | 71 | 17 | 11 |
657 | Those Sierra Club liability waivers are getting ridiculous. | 1.3939 | 0.05130 | 132 | 87 | 38 | 7 |
658 | I'll be late this morning, boss, I'm stuck in traffic | 1.3939 | 0.06061 | 99 | 66 | 27 | 6 |
659 | Oh Jim, you are so paranoid. The IRS doesn’t stalk people. | 1.3939 | 0.05888 | 99 | 65 | 29 | 5 |
660 | No. I don't want to extend my car warranty. | 1.3939 | 0.05767 | 132 | 93 | 26 | 13 |
661 | He'll come in handy when we're doing selfies at the summit. | 1.3932 | 0.05557 | 117 | 78 | 32 | 7 |
662 | Steve was becoming increasingly suspicious of his wife’s recent renewal of their life insurance policy | 1.3925 | 0.06194 | 107 | 74 | 24 | 9 |
663 | Why didn’t you tell me it was casual Friday? | 1.3922 | 0.06559 | 102 | 72 | 20 | 10 |
664 | When do you think he'll realize there's no cell service? | 1.3920 | 0.05668 | 125 | 86 | 29 | 10 |
665 | There's been sightings of a legal eagle. | 1.3918 | 0.06481 | 97 | 67 | 22 | 8 |
666 | Honey,just sign the damn policy and move on | 1.3918 | 0.05396 | 97 | 61 | 34 | 2 |
667 | Are you absolutely sure that this is the only way to reset my password? | 1.3918 | 0.06313 | 97 | 66 | 24 | 7 |
668 | I think they may be on to my surveillance. | 1.3917 | 0.05588 | 120 | 81 | 31 | 8 |
669 | Says he's looking for Hunter Biden's laptop. | 1.3913 | 0.06012 | 115 | 80 | 25 | 10 |
670 | He's probably attending a different summit. | 1.3913 | 0.06729 | 92 | 64 | 20 | 8 |
671 | Valerie...Val, er, a ha ha ha ha ha | 1.3913 | 0.06729 | 92 | 64 | 20 | 8 |
672 | He’s one of those corporate climbers.” | 1.3909 | 0.05790 | 110 | 74 | 29 | 7 |
673 | These lawyers like to pretend they are making deals even when there is no connection. | 1.3909 | 0.05932 | 110 | 75 | 27 | 8 |
674 | Oh, crap, I told him I was working from home today. | 1.3909 | 0.05494 | 110 | 72 | 33 | 5 |
675 | Hi Mom, yes, I'm enjoying life more and taking work home less. | 1.3909 | 0.05644 | 110 | 73 | 31 | 6 |
676 | Nope, no one has tripped and fallen yet. I will send another update in five minutes. | 1.3905 | 0.05661 | 105 | 69 | 31 | 5 |
677 | He must be one of those new adventure capitalists | 1.3905 | 0.06274 | 105 | 73 | 23 | 9 |
678 | Don't mind him; he's just following the money trail. | 1.3900 | 0.06497 | 100 | 70 | 21 | 9 |
679 | Remember, we don't have to outrun the bear. We just have to outrun your investment advisor." | 1.3895 | 0.05658 | 95 | 61 | 31 | 3 |
680 | I told you he wouldn't fit in. | 1.3894 | 0.05397 | 113 | 74 | 34 | 5 |
681 | Yes, sir, he's letting her go first. I see no violations here. | 1.3894 | 0.05542 | 113 | 75 | 32 | 6 |
682 | I told you to tell him we’re not interested in a time share. | 1.3889 | 0.05859 | 108 | 73 | 28 | 7 |
683 | Last time we get that travel insurance. | 1.3889 | 0.06005 | 108 | 74 | 26 | 8 |
684 | Next time, will you just sign the bloody waiver. | 1.3889 | 0.06005 | 108 | 74 | 26 | 8 |
685 | The guests will be arriving at the summit shortly. She would like an Arnold Palmer and he a Diet Coke before beginning their next activity. | 1.3889 | 0.06286 | 108 | 76 | 22 | 10 |
686 | On the plus side, we covered his retainer with trail-mix. | 1.3889 | 0.06005 | 108 | 74 | 26 | 8 |
687 | Gives a whole new meaning to working remote | 1.3889 | 0.06057 | 90 | 59 | 27 | 4 |
688 | I KNOW he's an important client and his deal can save the company but I just can't seem to reach this Mr. Sisyphus | 1.3883 | 0.05891 | 103 | 69 | 28 | 6 |
689 | If it comes any closer, do not run. Spread your arms wide to make yourself look bigger and shout, ‘I love socialism!’ It should flee. | 1.3878 | 0.06177 | 98 | 69 | 21 | 8 |
690 | Look behind us. This can’t possibly be the path to enlightenment. | 1.3878 | 0.06746 | 98 | 70 | 18 | 10 |
691 | He says our travel insurance is void if we leave the path. | 1.3871 | 0.05918 | 124 | 88 | 24 | 12 |
692 | Just running a little bit late. Traffic’s nuts. | 1.3871 | 0.05211 | 124 | 82 | 36 | 6 |
693 | Remember that outrageous hospital bill? | 1.3868 | 0.06226 | 106 | 74 | 23 | 9 |
694 | You and these ridiculous walking sticks. And your stupid hat! I’m divorcing you! You’ll soon be hearing from my attorney! | 1.3868 | 0.06645 | 106 | 77 | 17 | 12 |
695 | I don't think this is the way to the tax shelter. | 1.3868 | 0.06080 | 106 | 73 | 25 | 8 |
696 | Are you sure you booked me for the right summit? | 1.3868 | 0.06080 | 106 | 73 | 25 | 8 |
697 | Well, I'd prefer it if he worked remotely somewhere else | 1.3861 | 0.05965 | 101 | 68 | 27 | 6 |
698 | Which conference room did you say it was? | 1.3861 | 0.05445 | 101 | 65 | 33 | 3 |
699 | It's called a destination divorce. Keep hiking! | 1.3861 | 0.06744 | 101 | 73 | 17 | 11 |
700 | I told you, it's a working holiday. | 1.3860 | 0.05912 | 114 | 79 | 26 | 9 |
701 | Have you ever wondered why our eyes poke out so far? Who is this cartoonist anyway? | 1.3860 | 0.06415 | 114 | 83 | 18 | 13 |
702 | No sweat, Chief! Two Life Insurance Policies coming up! | 1.3858 | 0.05249 | 127 | 85 | 35 | 7 |
703 | He's my accountant; he thinks this date may be tax deductible. | 1.3854 | 0.06347 | 96 | 66 | 23 | 7 |
704 | Once he smelled the scent of divorce, I knew he'd never stop following us. | 1.3854 | 0.06846 | 96 | 69 | 17 | 10 |
705 | Really? All this because I forgot to dot an i? | 1.3853 | 0.06239 | 109 | 77 | 22 | 10 |
706 | Ignore him, Hal. That poor republican dolt mistook your shit in the woods for an abortion. | 1.3853 | 0.06505 | 109 | 79 | 18 | 12 |
707 | He'll be gone soon. He won't be able to resist taking the low road. | 1.3852 | 0.05636 | 122 | 84 | 29 | 9 |
708 | You know, one day we’ll have a better way to count steps. | 1.3846 | 0.06004 | 104 | 71 | 26 | 7 |
709 | Yes, sir, we're working from roam. | 1.3846 | 0.05685 | 104 | 69 | 30 | 5 |
710 | They said they don’t own a car, what else has an extended warranty? Quick! I’m losing them! | 1.3846 | 0.06399 | 91 | 62 | 23 | 6 |
711 | I'll have to get back to you; they want to discuss the proposal with someone higher up. | 1.3840 | 0.05655 | 125 | 87 | 28 | 10 |
712 | I’d just like one vacation where we don’t need instant confirmation that our activity is a valid write-off | 1.3839 | 0.05418 | 112 | 74 | 33 | 5 |
713 | We're claiming a mountain, not mounting a claim. | 1.3838 | 0.06533 | 99 | 70 | 20 | 9 |
714 | Yes, sir. They're still looking for the high road. | 1.3832 | 0.05886 | 107 | 73 | 27 | 7 |
715 | Pay him no heed. He'll be harmless when his reception quits. | 1.3832 | 0.06034 | 107 | 74 | 25 | 8 |
716 | The real question is "Why does The New Yorker keep hiring P. C. Vey who can't draw noses or eyes?" | 1.3832 | 0.06034 | 107 | 74 | 25 | 8 |
717 | Why did your attorney insist on a place with no witnesses? | 1.3832 | 0.06034 | 107 | 74 | 25 | 8 |
718 | They just made a stop at the Oxygen Tent. Now might be the best time to talk with them. | 1.3830 | 0.05879 | 94 | 62 | 28 | 4 |
719 | Honey, did you remember to make the mortgage payment? | 1.3830 | 0.06070 | 94 | 63 | 26 | 5 |
720 | He's not hiking with us, he's just climbing up to get better reception. | 1.3830 | 0.05579 | 94 | 63 | 27 | 4 |
721 | You know Tom, no matter what we do - he's all business. | 1.3830 | 0.06070 | 94 | 63 | 26 | 5 |
722 | ‘Try to ignore him, he’s from the risk management team.’ | 1.3830 | 0.06436 | 94 | 65 | 22 | 7 |
723 | Are you sure these are the pole takers I’m supposed to audit? | 1.3826 | 0.05604 | 115 | 78 | 30 | 7 |
724 | You ever get a feeling an accident is about to happen? | 1.3824 | 0.06392 | 102 | 72 | 21 | 9 |
725 | I don't recall seeing "insurance salesman" on the "beware of" list for this trail. | 1.3821 | 0.05479 | 123 | 84 | 31 | 8 |
726 | Apparently nirvana is taxable. | 1.3820 | 0.06292 | 89 | 60 | 24 | 5 |
727 | Yes sir mr. Yeti, they're almost there and Iv'e got the package! | 1.3820 | 0.06874 | 89 | 63 | 18 | 8 |
728 | Remote work | 1.3820 | 0.06874 | 89 | 63 | 18 | 8 |
729 | Park Service rules - first aid kit, emergency contact info, liability attorney. | 1.3818 | 0.05163 | 110 | 71 | 36 | 3 |
730 | Goddamn tax hikes. | 1.3818 | 0.05916 | 110 | 76 | 26 | 8 |
731 | I don't think our insurance company trusts us. | 1.3817 | 0.05249 | 131 | 89 | 34 | 8 |
732 | he's a trail lawyer | 1.3814 | 0.05759 | 97 | 64 | 29 | 4 |
733 | Honey, I asked you to bring along a SHERPA, not a schlepper!” | 1.3814 | 0.06786 | 97 | 70 | 17 | 10 |
734 | I can see why his boss told him to take a hike. | 1.3814 | 0.06294 | 97 | 67 | 23 | 7 |
735 | Wouldn't chasing ambulances be a lot easier for you? | 1.3810 | 0.05958 | 105 | 72 | 26 | 7 |
736 | Tax hikes. | 1.3810 | 0.05387 | 126 | 86 | 32 | 8 |
737 | I have the prey in sight, sir. | 1.3810 | 0.05802 | 105 | 71 | 28 | 6 |
738 | Sell high | 1.3810 | 0.05802 | 105 | 71 | 28 | 6 |
739 | That’s right. Their policy won’t cover an accident. They aren’t carrying rain gear, flashlights or cell phones. | 1.3805 | 0.05804 | 113 | 78 | 27 | 8 |
740 | : Yes, we still can “hear you now.” | 1.3805 | 0.05939 | 113 | 79 | 25 | 9 |
741 | Hiking is a violation of your short term disability insurance, I’m calling it in | 1.3805 | 0.06070 | 113 | 80 | 23 | 10 |
742 | These insurance actuaries are getting out of control. | 1.3800 | 0.06159 | 100 | 69 | 24 | 7 |
743 | How detailed were you in your out of office message? | 1.3800 | 0.06159 | 100 | 69 | 24 | 7 |
744 | Is that the guy who sold you our travel insurance? | 1.3800 | 0.06159 | 100 | 68 | 24 | 7 |
745 | My attorney does not believe in accidents. | 1.3800 | 0.05464 | 100 | 65 | 32 | 3 |
746 | This better not be about a life insurance policy. | 1.3798 | 0.05185 | 129 | 87 | 35 | 7 |
747 | His roaming charges are going to be outrageous. | 1.3793 | 0.05565 | 116 | 79 | 30 | 7 |
748 | there is always someone that can't leave work behind. | 1.3793 | 0.06202 | 116 | 84 | 20 | 12 |
749 | I know who I'm voting off the island... | 1.3790 | 0.05679 | 124 | 87 | 27 | 10 |
750 | I'm about to tell them they can extend their car's extended warranty... | 1.3789 | 0.06554 | 95 | 67 | 20 | 8 |
751 | My boss told me to take a hike. | 1.3789 | 0.06020 | 95 | 64 | 26 | 5 |
752 | When we get home, I think we should switch insurance companies. | 1.3786 | 0.05364 | 103 | 67 | 33 | 3 |
753 | Going down backwards is harder than it looks. | 1.3784 | 0.06277 | 111 | 80 | 20 | 11 |
754 | He's checking to see if we have double indemnity | 1.3782 | 0.05722 | 119 | 83 | 27 | 9 |
755 | Alright, this whole ‘working remotely’ thing is getting a little out of hand. | 1.3782 | 0.05597 | 119 | 82 | 29 | 8 |
756 | Yes, I’m on my way. Google maps says this route is quicker and I’m not about to pay $60 for an Uber. | 1.3778 | 0.06237 | 90 | 61 | 24 | 5 |
757 | I was serious about wanting a divorce If you wore that jacket again. | 1.3778 | 0.06625 | 90 | 63 | 20 | 7 |
758 | I bet Jake from State Farm would know a better trail than this guy. | 1.3778 | 0.06434 | 90 | 62 | 22 | 6 |
759 | I don't have the heart to tell him there is no reception out here. | 1.3778 | 0.07168 | 90 | 66 | 14 | 10 |
760 | Tell your brother this isn't the Great Indoors. | 1.3778 | 0.06992 | 90 | 65 | 16 | 9 |
761 | But the divorce papers asked for a Trail Separation? | 1.3778 | 0.06237 | 90 | 61 | 24 | 5 |
762 | I thought they said price hike not actual hike. | 1.3776 | 0.05895 | 98 | 66 | 27 | 5 |
763 | Why did you tell that guy Penn Station is this way? | 1.3774 | 0.06352 | 106 | 76 | 20 | 10 |
764 | He’s just making sure that I don’t — well, you know ... this IS Texas, after all. | 1.3774 | 0.06352 | 106 | 76 | 20 | 10 |
765 | I think you're right, Jeff, the IRS will never be able to track us here. | 1.3772 | 0.05763 | 114 | 79 | 27 | 8 |
766 | Now do you believe me about the microchips? | 1.3765 | 0.06896 | 85 | 60 | 18 | 7 |
767 | Because we're one bad step from serious liability issues, that's why. | 1.3763 | 0.05904 | 93 | 62 | 27 | 4 |
768 | I just want to make sure we're headed to the right place, financially speaking. | 1.3763 | 0.06649 | 93 | 66 | 19 | 8 |
769 | Watch out for vultures. | 1.3763 | 0.06099 | 93 | 63 | 25 | 5 |
770 | C’mon, hunny. He’s more afraid of us than we are of him. | 1.3763 | 0.05904 | 93 | 62 | 27 | 4 |
771 | Don't ask me, I thought you invited him | 1.3762 | 0.06270 | 101 | 71 | 22 | 8 |
772 | Hey,Honey. This new stockbroker of yours is a bit over the top! | 1.3761 | 0.06084 | 109 | 77 | 23 | 9 |
773 | I never go anywhere without my attorney. | 1.3760 | 0.05641 | 125 | 88 | 27 | 10 |
774 | You had to invite your attorney? | 1.3750 | 0.05805 | 120 | 85 | 25 | 10 |
775 | The waivers needed to climb this thing are insane. | 1.3750 | 0.05665 | 104 | 70 | 29 | 5 |
776 | Turn around and whack him on three... | 1.3750 | 0.06325 | 88 | 60 | 23 | 5 |
777 | When should we tell him we’re lost? | 1.3750 | 0.06325 | 88 | 60 | 23 | 5 |
778 | I need a better out of office message. | 1.3750 | 0.05167 | 120 | 80 | 35 | 5 |
779 | IRS here, will continue to track suspects the suspects to their nest egg | 1.3739 | 0.05722 | 115 | 80 | 27 | 8 |
780 | I thought they said ‘Would I like to mount Whitney’. | 1.3739 | 0.05983 | 115 | 82 | 23 | 10 |
781 | If you ask me, remote workers can't return to the office soon enough. | 1.3738 | 0.06161 | 107 | 76 | 22 | 9 |
782 | I am starting to suspect he knows something we don't know | 1.3737 | 0.06190 | 99 | 69 | 23 | 7 |
783 | It's Jack and Jill went up the hill NOT Jack and Jill and Jack's personal injury lawyer.. | 1.3737 | 0.06354 | 99 | 70 | 21 | 8 |
784 | I don’t go anywhere without a lawyer these days. | 1.3737 | 0.06190 | 99 | 69 | 23 | 7 |
785 | We'll be OK. He's calling a food delivery service. | 1.3737 | 0.06354 | 99 | 70 | 21 | 8 |
786 | I promised that I would leave my work phone at home. I didn’t promise anything about my assistant. | 1.3736 | 0.06376 | 91 | 63 | 22 | 6 |
787 | Take out your mask; he's fewer than six feet away! | 1.3735 | 0.06575 | 83 | 57 | 21 | 5 |
788 | Remind me, why is our lawyer following us? | 1.3727 | 0.06038 | 110 | 78 | 23 | 9 |
789 | Until they sign the liability release, I'm not letting them out of my sight. | 1.3727 | 0.05609 | 110 | 75 | 29 | 6 |
790 | Damn his unlimited plan! | 1.3727 | 0.05609 | 110 | 75 | 29 | 6 |
791 | Walk faster dear. We can ditch your boss in the trees ahead. | 1.3723 | 0.06047 | 94 | 64 | 25 | 5 |
792 | He'll help us negotiate the hard parts of the trail. | 1.3723 | 0.06233 | 94 | 65 | 23 | 6 |
793 | hurry, I think that’s the extended warranty guy! | 1.3723 | 0.05855 | 94 | 63 | 27 | 4 |
794 | This is not what I meant by environmentally aware investing. | 1.3721 | 0.06416 | 86 | 59 | 22 | 5 |
795 | Maybe we’re not supposed to understand the ending of Mad Men? | 1.3719 | 0.05645 | 121 | 85 | 27 | 9 |
796 | Of course it's high up. He's an appellate guru. | 1.3717 | 0.05649 | 113 | 78 | 28 | 7 |
797 | Explain to him we don't *really* need him to walk a mile in our shoes. | 1.3717 | 0.05649 | 113 | 78 | 28 | 7 |
798 | They said this was standard procedure when I took out the life insurance policy… | 1.3717 | 0.05362 | 113 | 76 | 32 | 5 |
799 | How high do you think this guy will climb to sell us a life insurance policy? | 1.3714 | 0.05783 | 105 | 72 | 27 | 6 |
800 | The marriage counselor does not have to be with us all the time | 1.3714 | 0.06527 | 105 | 77 | 17 | 11 |
801 | On your left. | 1.3714 | 0.06240 | 105 | 75 | 21 | 9 |
802 | They are using the sticks for walking as per the legal agreement, but have threatened to use them as weapons if I keep following. | 1.3714 | 0.06091 | 105 | 74 | 23 | 8 |
803 | Definitely type A. We'd better let him pass. | 1.3711 | 0.06767 | 97 | 71 | 16 | 10 |
804 | I know I sold them the high coverage policy but do I have to follow them until they’re safely down back? | 1.3711 | 0.06273 | 97 | 68 | 22 | 7 |
805 | Yes, sir—the focus group is loving the sticks. | 1.3711 | 0.06442 | 97 | 69 | 20 | 8 |
806 | Hello Amazon, I need a walking stick, priority airdrop Yosemite, east bank of the Vernal Falls. Teak wood, no splinters please. | 1.3708 | 0.06851 | 89 | 64 | 17 | 8 |
807 | Be quiet, we're his natural prey. | 1.3708 | 0.07035 | 89 | 65 | 15 | 9 |
808 | He wanted to work more remotely | 1.3707 | 0.05548 | 116 | 80 | 29 | 7 |
809 | Do you ever feel micromanaged at work? | 1.3704 | 0.07338 | 81 | 59 | 14 | 8 |
810 | I maybe late for dinner | 1.3704 | 0.06113 | 108 | 77 | 22 | 9 |
811 | Hike faster, I hear litigation. | 1.3700 | 0.05624 | 100 | 67 | 29 | 4 |
812 | I told you not to deduct our hiking boots as a business expense. | 1.3700 | 0.05801 | 100 | 68 | 27 | 5 |
813 | I told my accountant to ‘take a hike’. | 1.3700 | 0.05801 | 100 | 68 | 27 | 5 |
814 | I asked him to review the terms of our prenuptial. | 1.3696 | 0.06506 | 92 | 65 | 20 | 7 |
815 | The insurance is watching for ANY reason to deny a claim. | 1.3694 | 0.05568 | 111 | 76 | 29 | 6 |
816 | You just had to post our vacation plans on Facebook. | 1.3690 | 0.06938 | 84 | 60 | 17 | 7 |
817 | I think they are about ready to talk about car insurance. | 1.3689 | 0.05687 | 103 | 70 | 28 | 5 |
818 | Does he have the prenup? | 1.3689 | 0.06013 | 103 | 72 | 24 | 7 |
819 | No no no, an accident is bound to happen It's only a matter of time until we file the law suit. | 1.3689 | 0.05687 | 103 | 70 | 28 | 5 |
820 | Is this what they meant by going the extra mile?! | 1.3684 | 0.05806 | 95 | 64 | 27 | 4 |
821 | I’m from your insurance company- it’s less paperwork if I reject claims as they happen | 1.3684 | 0.06532 | 95 | 68 | 19 | 8 |
822 | I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that hiking isn't your strongest suit, George? | 1.3684 | 0.06532 | 95 | 68 | 19 | 8 |
823 | Oh,him? He's here to hike our rates. | 1.3679 | 0.05416 | 106 | 71 | 31 | 4 |
824 | Honey, did you tell me that your attorney was a former sherpa? | 1.3678 | 0.06764 | 87 | 62 | 18 | 7 |
825 | You said you wouldn’t bring work along. | 1.3673 | 0.05872 | 98 | 67 | 26 | 5 |
826 | I thought they were speaking metaphorically. | 1.3671 | 0.06287 | 79 | 53 | 23 | 3 |
827 | That's right, neither of them are wearing masks...set up the avalanche for canyon #6, immediately | 1.3670 | 0.06066 | 109 | 78 | 22 | 9 |
828 | I meant to say we’d be ‘on the trail,’ not ‘on trial.’ Damn autocorrect. | 1.3670 | 0.05631 | 109 | 75 | 28 | 6 |
829 | Did you really need your personal injury attorney | 1.3667 | 0.06211 | 90 | 62 | 23 | 5 |
830 | 'Nope I don't think they suspect...I am blending right in' | 1.3667 | 0.06007 | 90 | 61 | 25 | 4 |
831 | Please tell him we know our auto warranty has expired but enough with the stalking | 1.3663 | 0.06708 | 101 | 75 | 15 | 11 |
832 | He’s trying to save himself the hike and reach the oracle by phone. | 1.3663 | 0.05755 | 101 | 69 | 27 | 5 |
833 | Why does the IRS assume everything we do is a tax dodge. | 1.3663 | 0.06089 | 101 | 71 | 23 | 7 |
834 | I want a divorce. | 1.3656 | 0.06074 | 93 | 64 | 24 | 5 |
835 | I thought you said estate planning, not escape planning. | 1.3656 | 0.05879 | 93 | 63 | 26 | 4 |
836 | I used him to get out of Texas. Now I just keep him with me wherever I go. | 1.3656 | 0.06074 | 93 | 64 | 24 | 5 |
837 | But you did say "take a hike..." | 1.3654 | 0.05643 | 104 | 71 | 28 | 5 |
838 | Yes, we’re still working remotely. | 1.3647 | 0.06449 | 85 | 59 | 21 | 5 |
839 | Lots of luck getting an Uber in this neighborhood. | 1.3647 | 0.06449 | 85 | 59 | 21 | 5 |
840 | Cancel my 2 o'clock | 1.3647 | 0.06449 | 85 | 59 | 21 | 5 |
841 | I wish you hadn't told your accountant to take a hike, dear. They're so literal. | 1.3646 | 0.06475 | 96 | 69 | 19 | 8 |
842 | We signed the liability waiver, why is a lawyer following us? | 1.3646 | 0.05946 | 96 | 66 | 25 | 5 |
843 | The subway detour is a real doozy today.... | 1.3646 | 0.06475 | 96 | 69 | 19 | 8 |
844 | Honey, I knew we shouldn't have picked the career path. | 1.3643 | 0.05817 | 129 | 95 | 21 | 13 |
845 | The road to hell is paved with good reception. | 1.3636 | 0.06502 | 88 | 62 | 20 | 6 |
846 | My personal injury lawyer believes in being proactive. | 1.3636 | 0.06087 | 88 | 60 | 24 | 4 |
847 | I think a short term policy will be enough. | 1.3636 | 0.05644 | 99 | 67 | 28 | 4 |
848 | Why on earth would you say "IRS" five times in a row? | 1.3636 | 0.06700 | 88 | 63 | 18 | 7 |
849 | Is this what you meant by needing more corporate followers? | 1.3636 | 0.06106 | 77 | 51 | 24 | 2 |
850 | I'm trying to blend in, but I think he's on to me. | 1.3630 | 0.05321 | 135 | 96 | 29 | 10 |
851 | Don't worry - we'll lose him at the shareholders summit up ahead | 1.3628 | 0.05343 | 113 | 77 | 31 | 5 |
852 | Think how hard this was to do when there was snow. | 1.3627 | 0.06198 | 102 | 73 | 21 | 8 |
853 | Maybe after climbing the corporate ladder he was looking for another challenge. | 1.3627 | 0.06040 | 102 | 72 | 23 | 7 |
854 | Enough already. We told you a million times, we don't need any more life insurance. | 1.3627 | 0.06040 | 102 | 72 | 23 | 7 |
855 | They haven’t slipped yet. | 1.3626 | 0.06156 | 91 | 63 | 23 | 5 |
856 | I hear he gets too nervous to poop at the office so he comes up here. | 1.3626 | 0.06156 | 91 | 63 | 23 | 5 |
857 | He'll be fine. You should have seen how quickly he climbed the corporate ladder. | 1.3625 | 0.06714 | 80 | 56 | 19 | 5 |
858 | I'd feel bad telling him there is no wireless service here. It would ruin his vacation. | 1.3621 | 0.05530 | 116 | 81 | 28 | 7 |
859 | What? It's called work/life balance. | 1.3619 | 0.06071 | 105 | 75 | 22 | 8 |
860 | I told you that insurance policy had a weird rider attached | 1.3617 | 0.06567 | 94 | 68 | 18 | 8 |
861 | I've heard of pushy salesmen, but he's taking it to new heights. | 1.3617 | 0.05629 | 94 | 63 | 28 | 3 |
862 | Here comes another guy confused about remote work. | 1.3617 | 0.06209 | 94 | 66 | 22 | 6 |
863 | I'll call you back, I think I just found two prospects | 1.3614 | 0.07187 | 83 | 61 | 14 | 8 |
864 | Dick and Janes went up the hill to fetch a pail of water and the injury lawyer followed. | 1.3611 | 0.05950 | 108 | 77 | 23 | 8 |
865 | I'll be there early as planned, I found a shortcut. | 1.3608 | 0.06419 | 97 | 70 | 19 | 8 |
866 | He’ll be on his own at the mountain of paperwork. | 1.3608 | 0.06584 | 97 | 71 | 17 | 9 |
867 | It appears I was mistaken. They're not antennas, just big sticks. | 1.3607 | 0.05590 | 122 | 87 | 26 | 9 |
868 | Next year file early. | 1.3605 | 0.06388 | 86 | 60 | 21 | 5 |
869 | Social climber. | 1.3605 | 0.06388 | 86 | 60 | 21 | 5 |
870 | Hey, at least he doesn’t have it on speaker. | 1.3605 | 0.06388 | 86 | 60 | 21 | 5 |
871 | We're gonna sue this mountain and every rock or tree on it, if they posit any obstacle to our right of imagined conquest. | 1.3604 | 0.05548 | 111 | 77 | 28 | 6 |
872 | How am I supposed to do the closing without a notary? | 1.3604 | 0.05548 | 111 | 77 | 28 | 6 |
873 | I told the collection agency that I sent the check weeks ago | 1.3604 | 0.05836 | 111 | 79 | 24 | 8 |
874 | That's my personal injury attorney. I don't go anywhere without him | 1.3600 | 0.05376 | 125 | 88 | 29 | 8 |
875 | It beats chasing an ambulance! | 1.3600 | 0.06199 | 100 | 74 | 17 | 9 |
876 | Is that our concierge doctor you said is always available” | 1.3600 | 0.06117 | 100 | 71 | 22 | 7 |
877 | I know, but he'll be great to have along if we come across a bear market. | 1.3596 | 0.05592 | 89 | 59 | 28 | 2 |
878 | This contact tracing is getting waaaay to professional | 1.3596 | 0.06032 | 89 | 61 | 24 | 4 |
879 | Let's circle back. | 1.3596 | 0.06240 | 89 | 62 | 22 | 5 |
880 | Well you were the one who didn’t want to sign the waiver! | 1.3596 | 0.06240 | 89 | 62 | 22 | 5 |
881 | Ignore him Richard. The judge has provided us protection from any and all suits. | 1.3596 | 0.06441 | 89 | 63 | 20 | 6 |
882 | I told him to take a hike, didn’t think he’d take it literally. | 1.3596 | 0.06240 | 89 | 62 | 22 | 5 |
883 | He speaks softly and lets us carry the big sticks. | 1.3592 | 0.06148 | 103 | 74 | 21 | 8 |
884 | Well since you noticed him there is something we should get out in the open | 1.3590 | 0.07061 | 78 | 56 | 16 | 6 |
885 | I'll bet he only has one bar too. | 1.3590 | 0.07061 | 78 | 56 | 16 | 6 |
886 | One more mile, and we're out of Texas. | 1.3590 | 0.07061 | 78 | 56 | 16 | 6 |
887 | You are the one who insisted he go to Harvard. | 1.3590 | 0.06822 | 78 | 55 | 18 | 5 |
888 | Patience. We can beat the shit out of him once he’s out of range. | 1.3587 | 0.06839 | 92 | 68 | 15 | 9 |
889 | We could have written our will in his office! | 1.3587 | 0.05902 | 92 | 63 | 25 | 4 |
890 | We'd like 3 orders of your General Tsao, 3 Egg Rolls, and a Gluten-free Wonton Ton Soup. 15 minutes?" | 1.3585 | 0.06170 | 106 | 77 | 20 | 9 |
891 | I knew they'd discover my "remote" office. | 1.3585 | 0.05872 | 106 | 75 | 24 | 7 |
892 | In the future, try reading the fine print. | 1.3580 | 0.06874 | 81 | 58 | 17 | 6 |
893 | Hey boss. I really don’t think they’re interested in a extended car warranty. | 1.3580 | 0.06874 | 81 | 58 | 17 | 6 |
894 | When my boss says climb, I say how high. | 1.3579 | 0.05970 | 95 | 66 | 24 | 5 |
895 | I agreed to leave behind my cell phone and laptop, but I didn't say anything about my personal assistant!" | 1.3579 | 0.05780 | 95 | 65 | 26 | 4 |
896 | I thought the mountain was a metaphor | 1.3579 | 0.05780 | 95 | 65 | 26 | 4 |
897 | I misheard ..." pay hike" . | 1.3571 | 0.06699 | 84 | 60 | 18 | 6 |
898 | I wouldn’t have taken this job if I’d known this is what he meant by taking us to the next level. | 1.3571 | 0.06197 | 98 | 70 | 21 | 7 |
899 | Apparently, we’re not the only ones to have heard about this new adventure capital opportunity. | 1.3571 | 0.06256 | 84 | 58 | 22 | 4 |
900 | I thought working from home meant you worked at home. | 1.3571 | 0.05654 | 84 | 58 | 23 | 3 |
901 | I said to get travel insurance, not traveling insurace. | 1.3571 | 0.05664 | 98 | 67 | 27 | 4 |
902 | Well, it's not business class, but at least I don't have to wear a mask | 1.3571 | 0.06024 | 98 | 69 | 23 | 6 |
903 | . "Three Grande Lattes, no foam. Where are we?" | 1.3571 | 0.06364 | 98 | 71 | 19 | 8 |
904 | Oops! My Google GPS just got set on 'pedestrian' again. | 1.3564 | 0.06227 | 101 | 73 | 20 | 8 |
905 | You can call all you want, they don’t take reservations | 1.3564 | 0.05901 | 101 | 71 | 24 | 6 |
906 | I am blending in perfectly. They don’t even know I’m following them. | 1.3564 | 0.06538 | 101 | 75 | 16 | 10 |
907 | For a professional guide, he's certainly quite professional. | 1.3564 | 0.05555 | 101 | 69 | 28 | 4 |
908 | Mr. and Mrs. Patterson, I assure you this will be beachfront property in six months. | 1.3564 | 0.06384 | 101 | 74 | 18 | 9 |
909 | They really need life insurance | 1.3564 | 0.06066 | 101 | 72 | 22 | 7 |
910 | Start without me. Slowed down by beginner climbers. | 1.3563 | 0.06535 | 87 | 62 | 19 | 6 |
911 | Yes sir, I’ve just touched base with them. | 1.3563 | 0.06737 | 87 | 63 | 17 | 7 |
912 | Work-Life Balance! | 1.3556 | 0.06183 | 90 | 63 | 22 | 5 |
913 | Is there another way into the property? | 1.3556 | 0.06944 | 90 | 67 | 14 | 9 |
914 | He's carrying our important papers—and our lunch. | 1.3554 | 0.05360 | 121 | 85 | 29 | 7 |
915 | See, Tim, I told you people would pay to work from the real life location of their favorite Zoom background! | 1.3551 | 0.05976 | 107 | 77 | 22 | 8 |
916 | Yeah, the resort made them sign a liability waver, so I'm with them every step of the way on this climb. | 1.3548 | 0.05648 | 93 | 63 | 27 | 3 |
917 | You said I could work remotely... | 1.3548 | 0.06422 | 93 | 67 | 19 | 7 |
918 | Maybe next time don’t tell your boss you’ll stay accessible. | 1.3548 | 0.06047 | 93 | 65 | 23 | 5 |
919 | I know I’m an ambulance chaser, Harold, but sometimes in business you have to take out the middle man. | 1.3548 | 0.06422 | 93 | 67 | 19 | 7 |
920 | Hey, I’ll call you back. I think I found a place to gentrify. | 1.3548 | 0.06602 | 93 | 68 | 17 | 8 |
921 | Just ignore him, dear. The park now issues every hiker a liability Sherpa. | 1.3545 | 0.05716 | 110 | 78 | 25 | 7 |
922 | I don't think he's more afraid of us than we are of him. | 1.3544 | 0.06505 | 79 | 55 | 20 | 4 |
923 | Ted, tell this guy to speak softly and remind him I carry a big stick. | 1.3542 | 0.05731 | 96 | 66 | 26 | 4 |
924 | Not to worry! We're only at 700 feet and, YES, he's still got the Football | 1.3537 | 0.06803 | 82 | 59 | 17 | 6 |
925 | He's got roaming now. | 1.3535 | 0.05432 | 99 | 72 | 21 | 6 |
926 | He was told to increase his billable hours. | 1.3535 | 0.05799 | 99 | 69 | 25 | 5 |
927 | Who are you to judge hiking outfits, you're wearing elbow patches! | 1.3535 | 0.05974 | 99 | 70 | 23 | 6 |
928 | I’ll have my people yodel your people. | 1.3535 | 0.06471 | 99 | 73 | 17 | 9 |
929 | Hello Help Desk?? We’re having difficulty with our Zoom session. | 1.3535 | 0.05974 | 99 | 70 | 23 | 6 |
930 | Our factory auto warranty may expire tomorrow, but can't he give it a break? | 1.3529 | 0.07042 | 85 | 63 | 14 | 8 |
931 | He's a field agent. | 1.3529 | 0.05966 | 85 | 58 | 24 | 3 |
932 | Looks like the IRS sniffed us out. | 1.3524 | 0.05577 | 105 | 73 | 27 | 5 |
933 | When I asked you not to bring your cell phone, I meant to include someone else using it. | 1.3523 | 0.06268 | 88 | 62 | 21 | 5 |
934 | Hopefully he loses reception soon. | 1.3519 | 0.05314 | 108 | 74 | 30 | 4 |
935 | You misinterpreted what a 'rate hike' is! | 1.3516 | 0.06127 | 91 | 64 | 22 | 5 |
936 | I’m trying to get my 10,000 steps today but I may be doing it wrong. I’m getting some dirty looks. | 1.3516 | 0.06127 | 91 | 64 | 22 | 5 |
937 | Honey, I'm starting to think I'm more of a social climber. | 1.3514 | 0.06091 | 111 | 82 | 19 | 10 |
938 | Ugh, it’s another one of those annoying corporate climbers. | 1.3514 | 0.07310 | 74 | 54 | 14 | 6 |
939 | I thought they said getting audited was no picnic? | 1.3514 | 0.05673 | 111 | 79 | 25 | 7 |
940 | Yes boss, he’s bought the term insurance. Now I’m pushing disability. | 1.3511 | 0.06365 | 94 | 68 | 19 | 7 |
941 | I don’t think he got the memo. | 1.3511 | 0.06365 | 94 | 68 | 19 | 7 |
942 | Do you think he brought water? | 1.3506 | 0.06859 | 77 | 55 | 17 | 5 |
943 | Let's just say this business retreat wasn't what I expected. | 1.3505 | 0.06561 | 97 | 72 | 16 | 9 |
944 | See, I TOLD you putting cardboard in the paper recycling box would eventually get us into trouble! | 1.3505 | 0.05870 | 97 | 68 | 24 | 5 |
945 | He’s here to ensure that I make it look like an accident. | 1.3500 | 0.06188 | 80 | 55 | 22 | 3 |
946 | Our new insurance certainly does cover everything. | 1.3500 | 0.06093 | 100 | 72 | 21 | 7 |
947 | Don't look him in the eyes, and don't feed him, he will lose interest and move on. | 1.3500 | 0.06093 | 100 | 72 | 21 | 7 |
948 | Taking the road less travelled turned out to be a huge mistake. | 1.3500 | 0.06093 | 100 | 72 | 21 | 7 |
949 | I guess signing their waiver doesn’t cut it anymore | 1.3500 | 0.06439 | 80 | 56 | 20 | 4 |
950 | At least it’s not another Zoom call. | 1.3500 | 0.06256 | 100 | 73 | 19 | 8 |
951 | Don’t pick up. | 1.3494 | 0.06949 | 83 | 61 | 15 | 7 |
952 | I liked it better when they chased ambulances. | 1.3494 | 0.06283 | 83 | 58 | 21 | 4 |
953 | Hey Amazon, do you deliver past 10,000 feet elevation? | 1.3494 | 0.06045 | 83 | 57 | 23 | 3 |
954 | I told my lawyer to take a hike. | 1.3494 | 0.06513 | 83 | 59 | 19 | 5 |
955 | If nothing else he’s persistent! | 1.3488 | 0.06356 | 86 | 61 | 20 | 5 |
956 | This National Park is taking its new reservations system very seriously | 1.3488 | 0.05674 | 86 | 58 | 26 | 2 |
957 | He told his boss that he was working from home today. | 1.3488 | 0.05910 | 86 | 59 | 24 | 3 |
958 | I'm with Lois and Clark, Hold my calls for a year. | 1.3488 | 0.06568 | 86 | 62 | 18 | 6 |
959 | Tell our assistant to stop reporting on our ascent to the top | 1.3488 | 0.05674 | 86 | 58 | 26 | 2 |
960 | He gives new meaning to the phrase "working remotely..." | 1.3483 | 0.05559 | 89 | 60 | 27 | 2 |
961 | It's the best legal defense: We throw the lawyer to the bear. | 1.3483 | 0.06412 | 89 | 64 | 19 | 6 |
962 | I think someone is following us. | 1.3483 | 0.06412 | 89 | 64 | 19 | 6 |
963 | This law suit is following us everywhere | 1.3483 | 0.06412 | 89 | 64 | 19 | 6 |
964 | They won't ever find us here. | 1.3478 | 0.06072 | 92 | 65 | 22 | 5 |
965 | If he tries to subpoena you, try running in a zig-zag pattern. | 1.3478 | 0.06266 | 92 | 66 | 20 | 6 |
966 | This really is remote work | 1.3478 | 0.06266 | 92 | 66 | 20 | 6 |
967 | You were right, honey, it's not that type of summit. | 1.3478 | 0.05450 | 92 | 62 | 28 | 2 |
968 | Keep moving! If we don't acknowledge him, he can't serve us. | 1.3474 | 0.05751 | 95 | 66 | 25 | 4 |
969 | We should turn back -- I think there's a corporate retreat up ahead. | 1.3474 | 0.05751 | 95 | 66 | 25 | 4 |
970 | Do you finally regret answering the call about our expiring car warranty? | 1.3474 | 0.06308 | 95 | 69 | 19 | 7 |
971 | I told you not to have our accountant audit our steps. | 1.3474 | 0.05943 | 95 | 67 | 23 | 5 |
972 | Didn’t you select ‘Ask not to track’? | 1.3472 | 0.07443 | 72 | 53 | 13 | 6 |
973 | I told you yo pay the bill, Frank. | 1.3469 | 0.05998 | 98 | 70 | 22 | 6 |
974 | I think I'm wearing them out, boss. They will buy an auto warranty or my name's not Ned Ryerson! | 1.3469 | 0.05820 | 98 | 69 | 24 | 5 |
975 | Yes sir, the whole office has been working diligently to reach peak performance | 1.3467 | 0.07227 | 75 | 55 | 14 | 6 |
976 | First paparazzi and now lawyers. What's next, your relatives? | 1.3467 | 0.06149 | 75 | 51 | 22 | 2 |
977 | I never leave home without my lawyer. | 1.3462 | 0.07260 | 78 | 58 | 13 | 7 |
978 | Somehow I feel we're in a Geico commercial. | 1.3462 | 0.07260 | 78 | 58 | 13 | 7 |
979 | I needed assurance that this really was a fun, outdoorsy first-date and not a "her body was found after being thrown off the mountain" first-date. | 1.3462 | 0.05760 | 104 | 74 | 24 | 6 |
980 | We’re in the weeds on this one, Boss. No, I can’t circle back. Yes, it’s uphill from here. | 1.3462 | 0.06536 | 78 | 55 | 19 | 4 |
981 | Get me a pepperoni! | 1.3462 | 0.06786 | 78 | 56 | 17 | 5 |
982 | Keep walking and don't look him in the eye. In the wild, lawyer-repellent just makes them mad. | 1.3458 | 0.06243 | 107 | 80 | 17 | 10 |
983 | Yes, Sir. I'm following these unmasked folks keeping some distance, Sir. | 1.3458 | 0.05492 | 107 | 75 | 27 | 5 |
984 | It's going to be an uphill climb, but I think I can wear them down. | 1.3457 | 0.06373 | 81 | 57 | 20 | 4 |
985 | Yes, Mr and Mrs White will have the mountain goat cheese sandwich on gluten free bread. | 1.3457 | 0.06611 | 81 | 58 | 18 | 5 |
986 | The new life insurance policy was more comprehensive than expected | 1.3452 | 0.06667 | 84 | 61 | 17 | 6 |
987 | Sometimes it's into the second week of vacation before I achieve any distance from work. | 1.3452 | 0.06448 | 84 | 60 | 19 | 5 |
988 | He wanted to bring his printer, shredder, and a secretary. | 1.3448 | 0.05856 | 87 | 60 | 24 | 3 |
989 | I get the feeling they suspect that I am following them. | 1.3444 | 0.06153 | 90 | 64 | 21 | 5 |
990 | There's a signal at 29,000 feet. | 1.3441 | 0.06018 | 93 | 66 | 22 | 5 |
991 | Honey, I think he just needs your signature on the new life insurance policy. | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
992 | I really hope his battery dies soon. | 1.3438 | 0.05702 | 96 | 67 | 25 | 4 |
993 | My e-mail 'I need you on this upcoming trail' obviously had a typo. | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
994 | We'll be safe from the I.R.S. up here, dear. | 1.3434 | 0.05948 | 99 | 71 | 22 | 6 |
995 | You’re fired, Ryan. This could have been an email. | 1.3434 | 0.06119 | 99 | 72 | 20 | 7 |
996 | There should be a law on cellphone use and hiking. He almost rear ended us! | 1.3431 | 0.05992 | 102 | 74 | 21 | 7 |
997 | Those Sherpas sure have become more affluent since our last trip, huh? | 1.3426 | 0.05759 | 108 | 78 | 23 | 7 |
998 | Just ignore him. This trail is part of his daily work out. | 1.3425 | 0.06819 | 73 | 52 | 17 | 4 |
999 | I am having a rocky day at the office. See you when it levels off. | 1.3425 | 0.07092 | 73 | 53 | 15 | 5 |
1000 | You got my email away message so you called? Yeah, I’m on vacation, hiking right now actually. No it’s fine, I can take care of it. | 1.3425 | 0.06819 | 73 | 52 | 17 | 4 |
1001 | It's healthier than chasing ambulances | 1.3421 | 0.07146 | 76 | 56 | 14 | 6 |
1002 | All they want is landslide insurance | 1.3418 | 0.06211 | 79 | 55 | 21 | 3 |
1003 | He insists on working remotely. | 1.3418 | 0.06211 | 79 | 55 | 21 | 3 |
1004 | Because it would be false advertising if I didn't "go the extra mile" for them. | 1.3418 | 0.06713 | 79 | 57 | 17 | 5 |
1005 | It's beautiful up here. Untouched. Pristine. Construction starts in a week. | 1.3415 | 0.06989 | 82 | 61 | 14 | 7 |
1006 | Didn't you see the sign? Beware of Personal Injury lawyers. | 1.3412 | 0.06161 | 85 | 60 | 21 | 4 |
1007 | I'm what you may call an extremely remote worker. | 1.3412 | 0.06600 | 85 | 62 | 17 | 6 |
1008 | Sorry boss, these pollsters are unlikely to predict anything. | 1.3412 | 0.06385 | 85 | 61 | 19 | 5 |
1009 | Honey, remind me again why you invited our life insurance agent along on our mountain hike. | 1.3412 | 0.06161 | 85 | 60 | 21 | 4 |
1010 | Maybe he’s talking to your mother and he’ll jump of the cliff first. | 1.3409 | 0.06642 | 88 | 65 | 16 | 7 |
1011 | Ignore him, he's my husband's divorce lawyer. | 1.3409 | 0.06642 | 88 | 65 | 16 | 7 |
1012 | I know your lawyer is behind on his billable hours this month, but do you think he's doing useful work for you up here? | 1.3409 | 0.05572 | 88 | 60 | 26 | 2 |
1013 | I'll be back later than I thought. It turned out to be a destination divorce. | 1.3409 | 0.07024 | 88 | 67 | 12 | 9 |
1014 | Tell Sisyphus we're coming. | 1.3409 | 0.06023 | 88 | 62 | 22 | 4 |
1015 | I'm going to win that contest for best video conference call background | 1.3407 | 0.06294 | 91 | 66 | 19 | 6 |
1016 | Seriously, Alice! My bypass surgery was five years ago! This is the last time Dr. Rubin joins us on our vacation! | 1.3404 | 0.06154 | 94 | 68 | 20 | 6 |
1017 | Do those car warrantee guys ever give up? | 1.3404 | 0.06515 | 94 | 70 | 16 | 8 |
1018 | He must be going to the business summit. | 1.3404 | 0.06154 | 94 | 68 | 20 | 6 |
1019 | Yes, the targets are in sight. Don't worry, it'll look like an accident. | 1.3404 | 0.06688 | 94 | 71 | 14 | 9 |
1020 | Listen, I know it's dangerous, but don't you think bringing our insurance agent is a little extreme? | 1.3402 | 0.06198 | 97 | 71 | 19 | 7 |
1021 | This nice lawyer wants to help us fetch the pail of water. | 1.3402 | 0.06856 | 97 | 75 | 11 | 11 |
1022 | Yup, new clients are with me. One question. You did say left on Sunset then right at the yellow house? Oh?..Oh?..We’re gonna be late” | 1.3400 | 0.05724 | 100 | 71 | 24 | 5 |
1023 | Ignore the trailing indicator. | 1.3400 | 0.06231 | 100 | 74 | 18 | 8 |
1024 | I didn’t get the walking stick memo! | 1.3400 | 0.06067 | 100 | 73 | 20 | 7 |
1025 | I'm leaving you Harold. My lawyer is right behind us and can discuss the details with you. | 1.3396 | 0.05343 | 106 | 74 | 28 | 4 |
1026 | Uh-oh, another covid "hiker". I can't wait for this thing to end so we can get our trails back again. | 1.3396 | 0.05826 | 106 | 77 | 22 | 7 |
1027 | I told you I signed up for 24/7 insurance coverage. | 1.3393 | 0.05750 | 112 | 82 | 22 | 8 |
1028 | I guess you finally told your boss to take a hike? | 1.3380 | 0.06326 | 71 | 49 | 20 | 2 |
1029 | I don't think he understood when we said he would need staff support. | 1.3380 | 0.06933 | 71 | 51 | 16 | 4 |
1030 | I told you not to pick the professionally-assisted trail | 1.3380 | 0.07491 | 71 | 53 | 12 | 6 |
1031 | Didn't you see that Sherpa's a venture capital firm? | 1.3380 | 0.06933 | 71 | 51 | 16 | 4 |
1032 | Doris, think we took a wrong turn, looks like we're on the executive trail. | 1.3380 | 0.06636 | 71 | 50 | 18 | 3 |
1033 | Wait -- I thought he was YOUR lawyer! | 1.3378 | 0.06742 | 74 | 53 | 17 | 4 |
1034 | He's working remote. | 1.3377 | 0.06820 | 77 | 56 | 16 | 5 |
1035 | Suppose they need me in case of a fall? I am their lawyer, you know? | 1.3377 | 0.06565 | 77 | 55 | 18 | 4 |
1036 | Don't worry, I've got papers for both liability and negligence with me. | 1.3377 | 0.07066 | 77 | 57 | 14 | 6 |
1037 | This is peak capitalism. | 1.3375 | 0.06148 | 80 | 56 | 21 | 3 |
1038 | Guess who got the dress code wrong? | 1.3375 | 0.07103 | 80 | 60 | 13 | 7 |
1039 | Dow and Jones continue to climb. | 1.3373 | 0.07125 | 83 | 63 | 12 | 8 |
1040 | Where women lead, men follow. | 1.3373 | 0.06006 | 83 | 58 | 22 | 3 |
1041 | That's my lawyer. He's checking to see who we can sue if I get hurt. | 1.3373 | 0.05757 | 83 | 57 | 24 | 2 |
1042 | Looks like I might be a little late. Going to a staff meeting. | 1.3373 | 0.06916 | 83 | 62 | 14 | 7 |
1043 | I think your associate is taking the billable hours thing too far. | 1.3373 | 0.06700 | 83 | 61 | 16 | 6 |
1044 | I don’t think your wife believes the Appalachian Trail bit. | 1.3373 | 0.07125 | 83 | 63 | 12 | 8 |
1045 | I’m on my way. Tell Smokey not to say anything to the Rangers until I get there. | 1.3373 | 0.06916 | 83 | 62 | 14 | 7 |
1046 | Yes, I’m enjoying my well needed vacation. | 1.3373 | 0.05757 | 83 | 57 | 24 | 2 |
1047 | There hasn’t even been cell service for the last twelve hours… | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1048 | I hear there's a business guru at the top. | 1.3372 | 0.06535 | 86 | 63 | 17 | 6 |
1049 | When I said we need protection for the hike, I didn't mean our lawyer. | 1.3372 | 0.05874 | 86 | 60 | 23 | 3 |
1050 | Silly, this morning I ripped those tags from our mattress, and see? Nothing happened. | 1.3372 | 0.06941 | 86 | 65 | 13 | 8 |
1051 | Zoom meeting at the summit in 20 minutes | 1.3372 | 0.05636 | 86 | 59 | 25 | 2 |
1052 | Siri -- define "beat it, three's a crowd." | 1.3371 | 0.05967 | 89 | 63 | 22 | 4 |
1053 | It's ok...he's a 'fiduciary.' That means if we fall, he falls too. | 1.3371 | 0.06769 | 89 | 67 | 14 | 8 |
1054 | You kept your promise to hike with me in the mountains, but couldn't you do it without your broker? | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
1055 | If he gets lost, leave him. If we get lost, eat him. | 1.3371 | 0.05967 | 89 | 63 | 22 | 4 |
1056 | Don't look directly at him! It could trigger a hostile takeover! | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1057 | He’s my attorney and specializes in hiking malpractice. | 1.3370 | 0.06236 | 92 | 67 | 19 | 6 |
1058 | I told you that life insurance policy came with too many stings attached. | 1.3370 | 0.06236 | 92 | 67 | 19 | 6 |
1059 | What kind of travel insurance did you get? | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1060 | I am out of the office but will read email and check voicemail | 1.3370 | 0.06236 | 92 | 67 | 19 | 6 |
1061 | I’ll be a while, the elevator is down. | 1.3370 | 0.06236 | 92 | 67 | 19 | 6 |
1062 | After the next crevasse I think I can close the deal on an accident policy. | 1.3370 | 0.06236 | 92 | 67 | 19 | 6 |
1063 | Looks like they've extended the "work from Aspen" policy until November. | 1.3370 | 0.05632 | 92 | 64 | 25 | 3 |
1064 | If this hike is as safe as you say, why is the insurance agent following us? | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1065 | Try to ignore him, he's just my actuary. Its part of my benefits package. | 1.3368 | 0.06280 | 95 | 70 | 18 | 7 |
1066 | I told you the IRS is relentless! | 1.3368 | 0.06280 | 95 | 70 | 18 | 7 |
1067 | when they said 'suit up for an adventure' this wasn't what I had in mind | 1.3368 | 0.05913 | 95 | 68 | 22 | 5 |
1068 | Yes, Mr. Hitchens, this seems to be working much better than couples therapy. | 1.3366 | 0.05849 | 101 | 73 | 22 | 6 |
1069 | Look hun they're everywhere | 1.3365 | 0.05569 | 104 | 74 | 25 | 5 |
1070 | Don’t worry, he’ll Peter Principle out by the time we hit 800 feet. | 1.3365 | 0.06051 | 104 | 77 | 19 | 8 |
1071 | Mrs. Johnson is okay with counseling in a natural setting; Mr. Johnson wants to put a rider on their life insurance policy. | 1.3364 | 0.05816 | 110 | 81 | 21 | 8 |
1072 | Will we need flood insurance on this lot? | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1073 | I told you he'd find us if you put our vacation plans on Facebook. | 1.3333 | 0.06086 | 81 | 57 | 21 | 3 |
1074 | I bet I know where he keeps his stick. | 1.3333 | 0.06704 | 90 | 68 | 14 | 8 |
1075 | Make that 2 large pepperoni with extra cheese. | 1.3333 | 0.05920 | 99 | 72 | 21 | 6 |
1076 | You just had to tell your lawyer where we were going, didn’t you. | 1.3333 | 0.06852 | 72 | 52 | 16 | 4 |
1077 | The hills are alive with the sound of money. | 1.3333 | 0.06852 | 72 | 52 | 16 | 4 |
1078 | Like a good neighbor..... | 1.3333 | 0.06560 | 72 | 51 | 18 | 3 |
1079 | ... but they were going to help me carry the new stone tablets back down. | 1.3333 | 0.06261 | 87 | 63 | 19 | 5 |
1080 | I thought you said you wouldn’t bring your attorney along for this trip. | 1.3333 | 0.06419 | 69 | 48 | 19 | 2 |
1081 | There’s no cell phone service up here, so who the hell is he talking to? | 1.3333 | 0.05584 | 87 | 60 | 25 | 2 |
1082 | I told him we knew a way to "reach the top". | 1.3333 | 0.05583 | 93 | 65 | 25 | 3 |
1083 | What I can't believe is that he's getting signal out here. | 1.3333 | 0.06804 | 81 | 60 | 15 | 6 |
1084 | Really Joe? The nuclear football? | 1.3333 | 0.05424 | 108 | 77 | 26 | 5 |
1085 | I'll be back in the office on Monday. I'm still on vacation. | 1.3333 | 0.06515 | 90 | 67 | 16 | 7 |
1086 | That’s a feral tax auditor. Whatever you do, don’t make eye contact!” | 1.3333 | 0.05960 | 78 | 54 | 22 | 2 |
1087 | I think I may have been spotted. | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1088 | He’s part of my staff. He’s Rod. They comfort me. | 1.3333 | 0.05948 | 84 | 59 | 22 | 3 |
1089 | Everyone he calls tells him to take a hike. | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
1090 | I’m not sure, but I think they’re getting suspicious. | 1.3333 | 0.06044 | 87 | 62 | 21 | 4 |
1091 | What do you mean where am I? I thought you said the best thing for our marriage would be for me to take a hike? | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1092 | Suspects are disguised as a couple enjoying a leisurely hike in the mountains but...oh crap, I think they spotted me! | 1.3333 | 0.06546 | 93 | 70 | 15 | 8 |
1093 | we should've gone with the ankle bracelet... | 1.3333 | 0.06845 | 84 | 63 | 14 | 7 |
1094 | Taking a cellphone isn’t really roughing it. | 1.3333 | 0.05966 | 102 | 75 | 20 | 7 |
1095 | Yes sir! I can see them hiking. I think the guy saw me following them. | 1.3333 | 0.06044 | 87 | 62 | 21 | 4 |
1096 | When you say we're heading into a 'bear market'... | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
1097 | It looks like I'll be late for dinner again, honey. | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1098 | I initially thought it was a rate hike. | 1.3333 | 0.05172 | 111 | 78 | 29 | 4 |
1099 | This trail isn't all that dangerous. Do we need to take your insurance agent everywhere we go? | 1.3333 | 0.06573 | 81 | 59 | 17 | 5 |
1100 | Maybe it’s the low oxygen talking, but the higher we get the more his insurance policy makes sense. | 1.3333 | 0.06560 | 72 | 51 | 18 | 3 |
1101 | Look out- it's a bear. | 1.3333 | 0.06941 | 66 | 47 | 16 | 3 |
1102 | I suppose it’s true what they say: you can take the man out of the city, but you can never really take the city out of the man | 1.3333 | 0.05369 | 93 | 64 | 27 | 2 |
1103 | Don’t mind him. He’s from downstate. | 1.3333 | 0.05262 | 108 | 76 | 28 | 4 |
1104 | He knows it's Casual Friday, but rebels gotta rebel. | 1.3333 | 0.06632 | 84 | 62 | 16 | 6 |
1105 | Just ignore him. I don’t care what he threatens; I’m not changing my on-line review of his client’s dopey hiking boots. | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
1106 | An adventure capitalist stalks his prey | 1.3333 | 0.06334 | 81 | 58 | 19 | 4 |
1107 | He may be the most expensive sherpa, but is he really the best? | 1.3303 | 0.05837 | 109 | 81 | 20 | 8 |
1108 | Keep your eyes on the prize, Dick. | 1.3300 | 0.05870 | 100 | 73 | 21 | 6 |
1109 | I told you the retainer was too big. | 1.3300 | 0.05515 | 100 | 71 | 25 | 4 |
1110 | Sir, after their hike, they want you and Jill to come over to their place for happy hour. | 1.3300 | 0.05329 | 100 | 70 | 27 | 3 |
1111 | I think he's taking being a professional guide a little too seriously. | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
1112 | He just loves the cell coverage this time of year. | 1.3299 | 0.06169 | 97 | 72 | 18 | 7 |
1113 | Watch your step, he's a PI lawyer. | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
1114 | I took a wrong turn off the plane and I now seem to be climbing a remote jungle trail - without a stick. Push back lunch by an hour. | 1.3298 | 0.06307 | 94 | 70 | 17 | 7 |
1115 | I think he's taking the concept of working remotely too far. | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
1116 | Are you two also here for the park ranger position? | 1.3298 | 0.06307 | 94 | 70 | 17 | 7 |
1117 | I'm sorry, but this 24/7 investment advisor is starting to get on my nerves. | 1.3295 | 0.05987 | 88 | 63 | 21 | 4 |
1118 | We should have known he wasn’t a hiking guide when we saw the briefcase! | 1.3295 | 0.05534 | 88 | 61 | 25 | 2 |
1119 | Do you think he’s noticed that there’s no reception up here? | 1.3295 | 0.06201 | 88 | 64 | 19 | 5 |
1120 | I'm sorry that spellcheck didn't catch 'Appalachian Trial' on the evite. | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1121 | It seems they are looking for higher returns. | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1122 | Don't mind him | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1123 | Maybe if you ignored him like you did with your 11 years of tax returns, he'd not be such a bother? | 1.3294 | 0.05394 | 85 | 58 | 26 | 1 |
1124 | Thank goodness we have Medicare. | 1.3294 | 0.06565 | 85 | 63 | 16 | 6 |
1125 | I'm sorry, OK? 'Hiking insurance' sounded like a good idea at the time. | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1126 | Do you think he knows that we know there’s no service out here? | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1127 | Yes, I know, but they bought our most expensive policy --- I must be able to keep watch... There may be a claim! | 1.3294 | 0.05891 | 85 | 60 | 22 | 3 |
1128 | My new job allows me to work from roam. | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
1129 | No, this is not a Zoom filter… I asked Google Maps to ‘avoid toll roads’. | 1.3293 | 0.06025 | 82 | 58 | 21 | 3 |
1130 | Why doesn't your brother stop trying to sell us life insurance? | 1.3291 | 0.06168 | 79 | 56 | 20 | 3 |
1131 | We get it Gary - you got a promotion | 1.3291 | 0.05899 | 79 | 55 | 22 | 2 |
1132 | They’re on to me. I have two bars. They have two sticks. | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
1133 | Compared to the corporate ladder, this is a breeze. | 1.3291 | 0.06912 | 79 | 59 | 14 | 6 |
1134 | I think he misunderstood when his boss told him to take a hike. | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
1135 | I'll be home after these hippie guides find my Fitbit, Martha. | 1.3289 | 0.06321 | 76 | 54 | 19 | 3 |
1136 | Keep your eyes forward. We need to make this look like an accident. | 1.3289 | 0.07105 | 76 | 57 | 13 | 6 |
1137 | Sylvia, cancel my 3 o’clock…I’m hiking. | 1.3289 | 0.06854 | 76 | 56 | 15 | 5 |
1138 | jeez Jerry, I know you want to write off this holiday but did you have to bring your accountant? | 1.3289 | 0.06321 | 76 | 54 | 19 | 3 |
1139 | If I hear the word 'diversification' one more time I'm going to knock him off the cliff. | 1.3288 | 0.06185 | 73 | 51 | 20 | 2 |
1140 | He couldn't find a corporate ladder instead? | 1.3288 | 0.07048 | 73 | 54 | 14 | 5 |
1141 | I know, but he still makes me feel underdressed. | 1.3288 | 0.06486 | 73 | 52 | 18 | 3 |
1142 | Hello, can you hear me now? | 1.3288 | 0.06486 | 73 | 52 | 18 | 3 |
1143 | A "summit" had very different meanings in thejr respective worlds. | 1.3286 | 0.06967 | 70 | 51 | 15 | 4 |
1144 | I don't care what your mother says, I don't think a divorce attorney is a very good wedding gift. | 1.3284 | 0.07485 | 67 | 50 | 12 | 5 |
1145 | When do I tell them that we are lost? | 1.3284 | 0.06516 | 67 | 47 | 18 | 2 |
1146 | I'm going to be late for dinner again. My clients are insisting that we sign the paperwork at some place called 'Lawyer Jump' | 1.3284 | 0.06854 | 67 | 48 | 16 | 3 |
1147 | Hang on, I'm stuck behind some tourists | 1.3284 | 0.06516 | 67 | 47 | 18 | 2 |
1148 | I was told to be prepared to climb, but I thought they meant the corporate ladder | 1.3267 | 0.05470 | 101 | 72 | 25 | 4 |
1149 | Is this Uber? Have you started your helicopter service yet? | 1.3265 | 0.06611 | 98 | 76 | 12 | 10 |
1150 | Sure, but I still think a Sherpa is better at this. | 1.3263 | 0.05279 | 95 | 66 | 27 | 2 |
1151 | Wow…personal injury lawyers really don’t have any shame! | 1.3263 | 0.06427 | 95 | 72 | 15 | 8 |
1152 | He's a park ranger. The great outdoors is his office. | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1153 | Our life insurance agent takes the protection a bit too far. | 1.3261 | 0.05596 | 92 | 65 | 24 | 3 |
1154 | Evelyn, I told you not to insure your legs with Lloyds of London! | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1155 | He's here for a summit meeting. | 1.3258 | 0.06545 | 89 | 67 | 15 | 7 |
1156 | You meant for us to look NEAR the mountain - not UP the mountain? | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
1157 | These trails are high-liability, so be on the lookout for attorneys traveling in packs. We'll try to ditch this one at the perilous cliff. | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
1158 | I told him we already have a financial advisor. | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
1159 | For the last time, he’s not a divorce attorney. He handles slip and fall cases. Don’t be paranoid. | 1.3256 | 0.06707 | 86 | 65 | 14 | 7 |
1160 | Today I’ll be billing per step not per hour | 1.3256 | 0.06064 | 86 | 62 | 20 | 4 |
1161 | Don’t underestimate him - climbing the corporate ladder is apparently great training. | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1162 | I told you they shouldn't have named this mountain, "corporate ladder." | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1163 | Oh, him? He’s my four o’clock. I didn’t have enough PTO for our honeymoon. | 1.3250 | 0.06838 | 80 | 60 | 14 | 6 |
1164 | Move to Texas, you said. Personal freedom, you said. Plenty of space, you said... | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1165 | Do I think an issue under the pre-nup will arise during our hike? No. Might it? Yes. | 1.3250 | 0.06104 | 80 | 57 | 20 | 3 |
1166 | Half a mile longer and we'll lose him at the deadly cliffs. | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
1167 | Gus is taking this remote working thing a little too literally. | 1.3250 | 0.06838 | 80 | 60 | 14 | 6 |
1168 | Frank realized that as a lawyer these days in order to really get ahead of the competition you have to get there before the ambulance - if you’re chasing it, you’re too late. | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1169 | It's fine if he wants to expense the trip but I'm not going to make copy machine noises. | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
1170 | When I said we should do something for your workaholic brother, I didn’t mean we personally. | 1.3247 | 0.06253 | 77 | 55 | 19 | 3 |
1171 | This is not what I expected when you said it was a working vacation. | 1.3247 | 0.06253 | 77 | 55 | 19 | 3 |
1172 | Yep,right behind them,got the forms and the pens!Just waiting for the oxygen debt to kick in! | 1.3247 | 0.06253 | 77 | 55 | 19 | 3 |
1173 | It's tougher then chasing an ambulance, that's for sure | 1.3247 | 0.06253 | 77 | 55 | 19 | 3 |
1174 | Yes, ma’am, they are taking a hike, as you requested. | 1.3247 | 0.07025 | 77 | 58 | 13 | 6 |
1175 | Don’t make eye contact Albert, he will eventually realise we are not commercial real estate material | 1.3247 | 0.05974 | 77 | 54 | 21 | 2 |
1176 | I hope roaming charges do apply. | 1.3243 | 0.06413 | 74 | 53 | 18 | 3 |
1177 | Don't look! I told you not to call in sick. | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
1178 | The new hires are on their way up. No, I haven’t told them yet what happens to the sticks. | 1.3243 | 0.06117 | 74 | 52 | 20 | 2 |
1179 | I still can't see Central Park West, it seemed easier in Google Maps. | 1.3239 | 0.06272 | 71 | 50 | 19 | 2 |
1180 | He’s an additional safety precaution. | 1.3239 | 0.07170 | 71 | 53 | 13 | 5 |
1181 | My mouth seems slightly open so I guess I'm the one talking in this cartoon." | 1.3235 | 0.07962 | 68 | 53 | 8 | 7 |
1182 | What did you expect? This is Texas. He thinks you might be trying to help me get an abortion. | 1.3235 | 0.06099 | 102 | 77 | 17 | 8 |
1183 | I told you not to take the high tier insurance policy. | 1.3235 | 0.06770 | 68 | 49 | 16 | 3 |
1184 | Sorry. Business call. | 1.3235 | 0.07087 | 68 | 50 | 14 | 4 |
1185 | For the last time Frank, we don’t want to come back to the office. | 1.3235 | 0.06770 | 68 | 49 | 16 | 3 |
1186 | Will you please stop whistling "Marching to Pretoria". | 1.3235 | 0.07087 | 68 | 50 | 14 | 4 |
1187 | He's my 'slip and fall' attorney. | 1.3232 | 0.05890 | 99 | 73 | 20 | 6 |
1188 | Yeah Boss, they're both here, treading lightly and carrying big sticks. | 1.3232 | 0.06230 | 99 | 75 | 16 | 8 |
1189 | Don’t look now. Work is following you. | 1.3231 | 0.07308 | 65 | 48 | 13 | 4 |
1190 | If he asks about your portfolio, play dead. | 1.3231 | 0.06971 | 65 | 47 | 15 | 3 |
1191 | And I thought this business meeting would go downhill.. | 1.3231 | 0.06617 | 65 | 46 | 17 | 2 |
1192 | I said we should have signed the liability waiver! | 1.3229 | 0.05235 | 96 | 67 | 27 | 2 |
1193 | I must have been multitasking when they announced a team building activity. | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
1194 | The park’s insurance company is really thorough | 1.3226 | 0.06516 | 93 | 71 | 14 | 8 |
1195 | Yes, that reverse mortgage you purchased is about to pay off. | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
1196 | I just brought him along in case there are disputes about image rights to our vacation photos if we get divorced. | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
1197 | the annual REI accounting team retreat | 1.3226 | 0.06334 | 93 | 70 | 16 | 7 |
1198 | But Gary, next time I’d like more details on the uphill battle with corporate. | 1.3226 | 0.05753 | 93 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1199 | Did you really need to invite your risk management lawyer? | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1200 | I told you 'just buy the insurance" | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1201 | I thought you cleared up that mess with the IRS! | 1.3222 | 0.05200 | 90 | 62 | 27 | 1 |
1202 | Ignore him--he's just a corporate climber who's making sure I don't try and break through the glass ceiling. | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1203 | Honey, just keep walking and he won’t sell us life insurance. | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1204 | Ignore him. I only use him if a date goes poorly. | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1205 | When we told him to take a hike, I didn’t think he’d take it so literally. | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1206 | The elevator has been out of order since last week! | 1.3214 | 0.05658 | 84 | 59 | 23 | 2 |
1207 | He's going to lawyer up. | 1.3214 | 0.05399 | 84 | 58 | 25 | 1 |
1208 | “He’s a social climber.” | 1.3214 | 0.06595 | 84 | 63 | 15 | 6 |
1209 | Where's a Sherpa when you need one | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
1210 | Is this remote enough for him yet? | 1.3214 | 0.05658 | 84 | 59 | 23 | 2 |
1211 | I forget. Does he bill us by the hour or the kilometer? | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1212 | Nope. No sign of the cloud yet. | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
1213 | And I used to think ambulance chasing was annoying. | 1.3214 | 0.05658 | 84 | 59 | 23 | 2 |
1214 | Walking sticks $350, leather hiking boots $695, handsomely tailored men’s coat with elbow patches $1,250….yes, sir, they seem fully committed to their self-enlightenment trek. | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 58 | 20 | 3 |
1215 | He's from L.L.and L. Bean. | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1216 | He'll turn back when he finds out we cancelled his retainer. | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1217 | Oy vey! How do they expect us to get any work done if they keep checking on us to see if we’re working? | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 58 | 20 | 3 |
1218 | Remember, we’re looking for a Lyft, not an Uber. | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1219 | Honey . . . why does he keep calling us 'the targets? | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
1220 | He's really committed to remote working. | 1.3205 | 0.06187 | 78 | 56 | 19 | 3 |
1221 | Bringing along your divorce attorney along to a couples retreat makes me question your commitment, Leonard. | 1.3205 | 0.06187 | 78 | 56 | 19 | 3 |
1222 | Some people can never learn to relax | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1223 | Climbing the corporate ladder is so 2019. | 1.3200 | 0.06051 | 75 | 53 | 20 | 2 |
1224 | Yes Ma'am. I'm making sure they don't make a claim. | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
1225 | He's just trying to get in his steps. | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
1226 | Does he charge by the hour or by the foot? | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
1227 | They're singing "Ramblin' Boy" but they're claiming it's just sampling, and so "fair use." Shall I still serve them? | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
1228 | Sherpas aren't what they used to be. | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
1229 | The park ranger warned us not to carry cash. | 1.3194 | 0.06802 | 72 | 53 | 15 | 4 |
1230 | That’s my iAccountant. I’m tracking my steps. | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
1231 | There really is no point running from the debt collector. He's even getting cell reception here. | 1.3194 | 0.06802 | 72 | 53 | 15 | 4 |
1232 | You think this 'Jane the Nature Queen' brand went viral all by itself? | 1.3191 | 0.06275 | 94 | 71 | 16 | 7 |
1233 | Let's get away, you said, on our own terms. But oh, no, YOU had to bring legal counsel. | 1.3188 | 0.06999 | 69 | 51 | 14 | 4 |
1234 | HE IS MY LAWYER, I WANT A DIVORCE. | 1.3187 | 0.05608 | 91 | 65 | 23 | 3 |
1235 | Yeah, it's Jake, from State Farm ... | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1236 | Forgot the bar repellant. | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1237 | Phil hates casual Friday. | 1.3182 | 0.06535 | 66 | 47 | 17 | 2 |
1238 | Can't you ever leave the office behind? | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1239 | Hold that thought, I have a bad connection. Let me get to a higher place. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1240 | I said it might be a good idea to have an ambulance on speed dial, not an ambulance chaser on call. | 1.3178 | 0.05491 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1241 | Can you push up that nine o’clock meeting? I’m stuck in traffic! | 1.3176 | 0.06528 | 85 | 64 | 15 | 6 |
1242 | It's just a vulture. | 1.3175 | 0.06722 | 63 | 45 | 16 | 2 |
1243 | Does the policy exclude injuries caused by walking sticks? | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1244 | Don’t stare. He said he’s working remotely but his phone is not turned on. | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
1245 | Remember, you were the one that told them to think outside of the box. | 1.3171 | 0.05723 | 82 | 58 | 22 | 2 |
1246 | I don't think we should renew their life insurance ! | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
1247 | They did say I'd be working remotely. | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1248 | The accountant came along to identify anything tax deductible. | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1249 | He followed us. So there is no ethical issue with abandoning a lawyer in the wild. | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
1250 | And I thought you were overdressed! | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
1251 | Jeffrey, I want a divorce. | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
1252 | Yes, I can confirm they’ve almost gotten their steps in. | 1.3165 | 0.07103 | 79 | 61 | 11 | 7 |
1253 | My bad. I never should've told him to take a hike. | 1.3165 | 0.05850 | 79 | 56 | 21 | 2 |
1254 | Yes, my schedule has me ‘enjoying nature’ until around noon, and then I’ll send those numbers right over. | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1255 | Don't worry honey, I won't forget milk this time. | 1.3165 | 0.07103 | 79 | 61 | 11 | 7 |
1256 | Some people just can’t cope with the fall of civilization | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
1257 | Yes sir we have crossed over into Texas! | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
1258 | No,I don’t want to play “Staff, Cell Phone, Briefcase” with an itinerant lawyer we just happened to meet on the trail. | 1.3163 | 0.05542 | 98 | 71 | 23 | 4 |
1259 | Honey, it’s the insurance agent again | 1.3163 | 0.05542 | 98 | 71 | 23 | 4 |
1260 | This guy means business | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
1261 | Are you sure we needed to bring along our life insurance agent? | 1.3158 | 0.05986 | 76 | 54 | 20 | 2 |
1262 | Here's here in case we come across a 'this climb is at your own risk' sign. | 1.3158 | 0.06272 | 76 | 55 | 18 | 3 |
1263 | Oh, so you didn’t literally mean “take a hike!” | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
1264 | After our last claim, they're tracking us. | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
1265 | This is not what I had in mind when I said we should put the office behind us! | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
1266 | Im telling you, selling these life insurance policies has never been easier. | 1.3158 | 0.06272 | 76 | 55 | 18 | 3 |
1267 | Of course I'm having fun" | 1.3158 | 0.05241 | 95 | 67 | 26 | 2 |
1268 | It’s an uphill battle, but we’ll get there. | 1.3152 | 0.05558 | 92 | 66 | 23 | 3 |
1269 | He'll only go on hikes rated five bars. | 1.3152 | 0.05769 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 4 |
1270 | They weren't kidding about that city commute | 1.3152 | 0.05558 | 92 | 66 | 23 | 3 |
1271 | Skeptical as they were, the men finally saw the light and watched the woman take the lead | 1.3152 | 0.06359 | 92 | 70 | 15 | 7 |
1272 | Hello, Acme Travel? I think I got off at the wrong place. | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
1273 | Of course he can help us scale K2. He helped us file our K-1. | 1.3146 | 0.06510 | 89 | 68 | 14 | 7 |
1274 | I wanted travel insurance like everyone else, but no, you had to hire an attorney. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1275 | Couldn’t find an ambulance so I’m chasing two ambulatory hikers. | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
1276 | He doesn’t realize I was joking when I told him to order a pizza. | 1.3143 | 0.07489 | 70 | 54 | 10 | 6 |
1277 | How many times do I have to tell him we’re not interested in buying a time share? | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1278 | Perks of working from home. | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
1279 | I think I found a buyer for your stair climber. | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1280 | Eldon, always be satisfied that contractual terms and conditions are fully defined. I did not get it when my insurance agent said the coverage was 24/7. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1281 | I blaze the trail, but bringing my lawyer clears the path. | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1282 | And I thought these suits could sink no lower | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1283 | I thought they said "pay hike." | 1.3134 | 0.05710 | 67 | 46 | 21 | 0 |
1284 | He's not my insurance agent. I thought he was your insurance agent. | 1.3133 | 0.05667 | 83 | 59 | 22 | 2 |
1285 | Upon reaching the summit, someone shall discovery that no man is above the law: the law of gravity. | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1286 | Ever since I signed-up for the reality show I have to clear every single movement I make with their attorney first. | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1287 | No, no falls yet, but we can only hope | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1288 | Are you sure you need your proctologist 24/7? | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1289 | Be back after I get a couple more clients for the faulty hiking boots class action suit. | 1.3131 | 0.06364 | 99 | 77 | 13 | 9 |
1290 | Ever get the feeling that someone is following you? | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1291 | He knows that you have to be retired to enjoy this kind of stuff right? | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1292 | I knew he had a problem with his work/life balance , but this is ridiculous! | 1.3125 | 0.07025 | 80 | 62 | 11 | 7 |
1293 | Should we tell him the PATH is not this way. | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
1294 | Tell him that's not what we meant by 'working out.'" | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
1295 | Our firm will be there for you when you fall. | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
1296 | It's uphill all the way, but I have not let them out of my sight! | 1.3125 | 0.05652 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
1297 | Slow down and make nice…I think he’s calling Pizza Delivery. | 1.3125 | 0.06999 | 64 | 47 | 14 | 3 |
1298 | Maria, you did tell them that it's not so easy to cross borders these days and that we're not the von Trapps, right? | 1.3125 | 0.06057 | 80 | 58 | 19 | 3 |
1299 | Honey, let’s keep moving, the park ranger told us not to get too close to the wildlife since it’s mating season. | 1.3125 | 0.05790 | 80 | 57 | 21 | 2 |
1300 | Yep! It is Jack and Jill going up hill. | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1301 | When I downloaded that Stock Market app I didn't realize it came with a broker. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1302 | HR really needs to do a better job explaining the interview process. | 1.3118 | 0.06111 | 93 | 70 | 17 | 6 |
1303 | Of _course_ she hasn't said anything to the police. She hasn't even _done_ it yet. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1304 | Careful, there's some liability ahead. | 1.3117 | 0.05921 | 77 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
1305 | This is taking ambulance chasing a bit too far! | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1306 | Have two prospects here. But not sure they're ready to buy!" | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1307 | Each of us is on our own journey through life. My journey requires legal representation. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1308 | Why can't your brother just leave his work behind? | 1.3117 | 0.06981 | 77 | 59 | 12 | 6 |
1309 | When we reach the cliff you'll see why I brought the lawyer. | 1.3117 | 0.05921 | 77 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
1310 | Watch for loose rocks, mountain lions and slip-and-fall guys. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1311 | I just don’t think this was the idea behind working remotely. | 1.3117 | 0.05921 | 77 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
1312 | My bad, I forgot to bring the salesperson repellent | 1.3117 | 0.05921 | 77 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
1313 | I don’t understand why legal needs to be looped in on everything. | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
1314 | Well he did say that he’d get us where we needed to be in our retirement. | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1315 | I know he said the divorce proceedings would be an uphill climb, but this is ridiculous. | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1316 | Yes, like Britney Spears. | 1.3111 | 0.05619 | 90 | 65 | 22 | 3 |
1317 | I know he promised to have our backs,but does the insurance agent really need to come along? | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
1318 | I hate it when they reintroduce them into the wild. | 1.3108 | 0.06918 | 74 | 56 | 13 | 5 |
1319 | Yes, well, they’re still looking for a place to burry the hatchet. | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
1320 | It's just my claims adjuster. I'm trying to get the best deal on liability insurance. | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
1321 | Cold calling has reached it's peak | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
1322 | When the attitude is lower than the altitude | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
1323 | Cancel the check, they're not 100% disabled......! | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1324 | The mountain is calling. | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1325 | ... supposedly he's some kind of legal eagle. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1326 | When you said upward mobility, this wasn't what I had in mind. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1327 | We n ever should have sold the boat | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1328 | He sure is a salesman who won’t take no for an answer | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1329 | You never told me your ex had a lawyer. | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
1330 | I think he's taking us to a higher court. | 1.3099 | 0.06830 | 71 | 53 | 14 | 4 |
1331 | Yes. Table for two. We're headed there now. | 1.3099 | 0.07118 | 71 | 54 | 12 | 5 |
1332 | You're covered up to a hundred foot fall. | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
1333 | Working from home has had its upsides | 1.3099 | 0.05880 | 71 | 50 | 20 | 1 |
1334 | Relax, there hasn't been an IRS agent in these mountains for 50 years. | 1.3099 | 0.06830 | 71 | 53 | 14 | 4 |
1335 | Yes sir, I’m following the hiking Prices just like you said.” | 1.3099 | 0.07118 | 71 | 54 | 12 | 5 |
1336 | If he's not eating, he's on his phone. | 1.3095 | 0.05738 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1337 | You were the one who said we might be interested in buying life insurance. | 1.3095 | 0.05611 | 84 | 60 | 22 | 2 |
1338 | Don't mind me, y'all. I'm just your Texas neighbor. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1339 | Over achiever Earl is trying to work THE MOST remotely | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1340 | Pay him no mind, Thomas. It’s just a feral mountain litigator. They’re harmless. | 1.3088 | 0.06710 | 68 | 50 | 15 | 3 |
1341 | Should we tell him this isn’t a business summit? | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
1342 | Oh great, another rent hike. | 1.3088 | 0.06375 | 68 | 49 | 17 | 2 |
1343 | The Prices are climbing as we speak. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1344 | What he lacks in outdoor skills he makes up for in arbitration experience. | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1345 | Trust me boss, they'll sign when we get to the ledge." | 1.3086 | 0.06722 | 81 | 62 | 13 | 6 |
1346 | Joan, did you forget to tell them I have Platinum status? | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1347 | No. No need to turn my camera on. I’m in the meeting. | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1348 | My mistake - turns out he's actually Kyle Sherpa, C.P.A. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1349 | I think they spotted me. | 1.3077 | 0.06550 | 65 | 47 | 16 | 2 |
1350 | He’s one of those professional hikers. | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
1351 | Next time dear we're going swimming." | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
1352 | He said this was more scenic than climbing the corporate ladder. | 1.3077 | 0.06907 | 65 | 48 | 14 | 3 |
1353 | Explain remote to me. | 1.3077 | 0.06136 | 78 | 57 | 18 | 3 |
1354 | I told him to take a hike, but he just keeps following us. | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
1355 | I'm beginning to think the insurance company knows something we don't. | 1.3077 | 0.06550 | 65 | 47 | 16 | 2 |
1356 | Just realized that hiking is a lot like work, and just about as fun | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1357 | Note to self: Bring long sticks next time. | 1.3077 | 0.06907 | 65 | 48 | 14 | 3 |
1358 | Try to ignore the nuclear football | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
1359 | yes, Frank, i will climb every mountain to get to a state where abortion is legal, and i packed my lawyer. | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
1360 | I said "a journey" not attorney! | 1.3077 | 0.06385 | 91 | 70 | 14 | 7 |
1361 | I can confirm. They are now entering the thick of it. | 1.3077 | 0.06907 | 65 | 48 | 14 | 3 |
1362 | Can you still hear me? | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1363 | Yes Sir, your case is progressing, I'm chasing every lead myself. | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
1364 | He won't be useful, thin air makes me forget the launch codes. | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1365 | Call of the Wild my ass... | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1366 | His retainer is trail mix. | 1.3067 | 0.05995 | 75 | 54 | 19 | 2 |
1367 | Bring him along is only a subtle sidestep to me demanding you not call your broker while we're on vacation. | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
1368 | I guess we’re on the Business Class section. | 1.3067 | 0.05995 | 75 | 54 | 19 | 2 |
1369 | Your brother is taking this working remotely thing waaay to far. | 1.3065 | 0.06739 | 62 | 45 | 15 | 2 |
1370 | If you don't make eye contact with feral bankers, they're harmless | 1.3065 | 0.07483 | 62 | 47 | 11 | 4 |
1371 | We can't go on like this, Ray. I think my husband's getting suspicious. | 1.3065 | 0.06739 | 62 | 45 | 15 | 2 |
1372 | Honey, I believe my clients have clued in to the Ponzi scheme. If you don't hear from me by midnight: sell! sell! sell! And tell Juanita I love her. | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
1373 | Maybe we should have just bought the darned extended car warranty. | 1.3056 | 0.07032 | 72 | 55 | 12 | 5 |
1374 | I think he's tracking our cookies. | 1.3056 | 0.06452 | 72 | 53 | 16 | 3 |
1375 | Will you quit worrying about your Facebook and AT&T? Your account manager is watching your rear end. | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1376 | Honey, I'm starting to feel a little like we're Hansel and Gretel... | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1377 | I was okay with ambulance chasers being able to advertise but this is one step too far. | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1378 | He's taking ambulance chasing to new heights. . . | 1.3056 | 0.07305 | 72 | 56 | 10 | 6 |
1379 | : The best thing is to ignore him. The second best thing is a rockslide. | 1.3056 | 0.06141 | 72 | 52 | 18 | 2 |
1380 | When you said our financial adviser had our back, I didn't know you meant it literally. | 1.3051 | 0.07354 | 59 | 44 | 12 | 3 |
1381 | A developer sent him to verify the humble serenity. | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
1382 | Did our broker call us ‘bear food’? | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1383 | I agree now that bringing our divorce lawyer along on our reconciliation hike was a bad idea. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1384 | Don't look, but I think we're being stalked by a wild accountant. | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
1385 | Really feels good to have our lawyer with us! | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1386 | You can take the man out of the office but not the office out of the man. | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
1387 | While hiking the trail to Machu Picchu you'll pass through two tunnels created by the Incas, the ancient ruin of Winay wayna, Albert the CPA, and many waterfalls. | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
1388 | At 7,932 steps, you say their medicare discount so far works out to $39.95? | 1.3038 | 0.07059 | 79 | 62 | 10 | 7 |
1389 | They warned us about rattlesnakes, but didn't say anything about a lawyer problem. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1390 | I invited our life insurance agent to join us just in case you met an untimely demise. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1391 | You can always spot the first-time commuters. | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1392 | I bring my lawyer when I go hiking. Bears hate lawsuits. | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1393 | I told him to bring his walking stick, not schtick! | 1.3034 | 0.05397 | 89 | 64 | 23 | 2 |
1394 | Another damn trail lawyer. Don't engage. | 1.3034 | 0.06472 | 89 | 69 | 13 | 7 |
1395 | Honey, did you brief your Ex on where we were going? | 1.3030 | 0.06467 | 66 | 48 | 16 | 2 |
1396 | Honey, I may be late for dinner. My boss told me to take a hike. | 1.3030 | 0.05700 | 66 | 46 | 20 | 0 |
1397 | You won’t believe my billable miles. | 1.3030 | 0.07151 | 66 | 50 | 12 | 4 |
1398 | Are you sure this is where you left it? | 1.3030 | 0.06467 | 66 | 48 | 16 | 2 |
1399 | How did we get paired up with a lawyer on vacation? | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1400 | That’s my accident attorney. | 1.3030 | 0.05700 | 66 | 46 | 20 | 0 |
1401 | Hurry up. His rates are ridiculous after 5:00. | 1.3030 | 0.06467 | 66 | 48 | 16 | 2 |
1402 | Sorry, honey. Another client told me to 'take a hike'. | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
1403 | Be careful what you say,he is charging by the steps. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1404 | Well, you demanded we bring safety harnesses, and let's face it, we are much more likely to need a divorce attorney before this trip is over. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1405 | He’s double billing! | 1.3026 | 0.05929 | 76 | 55 | 19 | 2 |
1406 | Sir, peak performance is my department's motto." | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1407 | What makes you think I don’t trust you, Wendell? | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
1408 | I guess the pandemic has been good for trip insurance…. | 1.3023 | 0.05503 | 86 | 62 | 22 | 2 |
1409 | When his company said they were ending their work-from-home policy, I assumed that meant they were returning to the office. | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
1410 | You can't trust GPS up here. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1411 | Don't worry, I don't think he has reception here. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1412 | Maybe we shouldn’t have bought the travel insurance. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1413 | This isn’t the ‘goal-setting’ I had in mind when you signed us up for that healthy lifestyle discount. | 1.3016 | 0.07379 | 63 | 48 | 11 | 4 |
1414 | He's suing the GPS company for not showing a faster route. | 1.3016 | 0.07379 | 63 | 48 | 11 | 4 |
1415 | Your brother's tax deduction schemes are starting to annoy me. | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
1416 | Larry, start the meeting without me. I've accidentally hiked. | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1417 | Maybe it's just me, but don't you think he's a little too close to call?" | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1418 | I miss inbred hillbillies. | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1419 | I know he's our financial advisor, but does he have to follow us EVERY step of the way? | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
1420 | He really doesn't want to be lonely at the top, does he? | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
1421 | Just tell him you dropped out of high school and you don't have college debt. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1422 | Get me a stick. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1423 | Agent Carter, I get your feelings, but you must bring your parents in. They ripped the tag off of a mattress! | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
1424 | And this is what happens when you don’t sign the Apple User Agreement. | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
1425 | You know where I'd like to put this stick, but I'm pretty sure he already has one "up there"... | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1426 | On site now collecting planned law suit evidence anticipated against the adventure travel company. | 1.3000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 58 | 20 | 2 |
1427 | He is our insurance agent and he wants to make sure we don't do anything too risky. | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
1428 | I'm close to selling them a 'First to Die' life insurance policy. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1429 | We were warned about bears on this trail” | 1.3000 | 0.05880 | 70 | 50 | 19 | 1 |
1430 | The park ranger warned you not to feed that one stock tips. | 1.3000 | 0.06848 | 60 | 44 | 14 | 2 |
1431 | It was only a matter of time before corporations started tracking our ‘offline’ activity. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1432 | I'm running a little late, still not comfortable taking the train into the office | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
1433 | He says that he needs to wear his suit when we hike just in case he gets a call from his CEO. | 1.3000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 58 | 20 | 2 |
1434 | I saw on the Uber app that you just circled and missed me! | 1.3000 | 0.06222 | 70 | 51 | 17 | 2 |
1435 | Did the children send him? | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1436 | This isn’t as bad as when he had to haul his entire desk all the way up here. | 1.3000 | 0.06848 | 60 | 44 | 14 | 2 |
1437 | Yes yes Greg, I’m almost positive they are on the way to the clinic. That $10,000 is as good as ours. | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1438 | Makes you miss the days when the government was discreet, doesn’t it? | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
1439 | Central Park used to be so peaceful. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1440 | I told him we're just friends. | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
1441 | Our White Boy Sherpa better be booking our Airbnb at the summit | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
1442 | Whatever you do, Bob, do not make eye contact! | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1443 | I over-dressed again, bring me my walking stick | 1.2989 | 0.06356 | 87 | 67 | 14 | 6 |
1444 | I'm starting to think maybe we should talk to that life insurance guy. He must know something we don't" | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1445 | I'm on a working vacation. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1446 | Nice law suit. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1447 | Do you think we are being followed? | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1448 | The girls dad on your first date | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
1449 | It does explain the high accident insurance premium... | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1450 | You're breakin' up! | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
1451 | I might lose you. I'm doing Kilimanjaro today. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1452 | Darling, I know, you believe in this thing right from the beginning, but now I have to accept it, corporate surveillance really exists. | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1453 | After climbing the corporate ladder I thought K-2 would be a piece of cake! | 1.2985 | 0.06385 | 67 | 49 | 16 | 2 |
1454 | I think he means business | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
1455 | If he says “Let’s take that offline” one more time, I’m pushing him off a cliff. | 1.2985 | 0.06385 | 67 | 49 | 16 | 2 |
1456 | And I thought MY commute was lousy. | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
1457 | I think they might've spotted me. | 1.2982 | 0.07495 | 57 | 43 | 11 | 3 |
1458 | Thank you for holding, a representative will be with you shortly. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1459 | Just ignore him and quit telling me he's following us like a lost puppy. Throw your stick and see if he chases it. | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1460 | Yes, I'm following the audit trail right now. | 1.2976 | 0.06511 | 84 | 65 | 13 | 6 |
1461 | I know that life insurance companies are getting more cautious, but this is getting out of hand. | 1.2976 | 0.06511 | 84 | 65 | 13 | 6 |
1462 | It's the Call of the Mild. | 1.2976 | 0.05297 | 84 | 60 | 23 | 1 |
1463 | I liked our old financial advisor better. | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1464 | Gosh he is so cool. All I brought for the hike was this stupid stick. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1465 | No, Mom, I didn't pack a hat . . . | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1466 | Don’t worry—my dad is just doing due diligence. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1467 | I don't think remote team-building will catch on. | 1.2973 | 0.06154 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
1468 | They lost his luggage. | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
1469 | He's here for my protection. | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
1470 | Its either a process server or a contact tracer. | 1.2969 | 0.07278 | 64 | 49 | 11 | 4 |
1471 | Some people will do anything to avoid working from home. | 1.2969 | 0.06929 | 64 | 48 | 13 | 3 |
1472 | I'm not sure he understands the meaning of climbing to the top. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1473 | I can't wait until he gets a better signal. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1474 | He didn’t get the “Talk softly and carry a big stick” memo. | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1475 | He's not the trailblazer he claims to be. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1476 | 'Are you working remotely, or not even remotely working?' | 1.2963 | 0.05678 | 81 | 59 | 20 | 2 |
1477 | When you said you'd have to take some work on the road with you I wasn't expecting this. | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1478 | I never thought we'd actually have to bring a lawyer to visit a National Park. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1479 | Hey Mark, I'll have to call you back. I'm suppose to be guiding a couple people on a nature hike and they are stating to suspect this is my second job. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
1480 | Keep moving! He's gonna ask if we have Accidental Death and Dismemberment. | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
1481 | Looks like a tax hike coming | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
1482 | You're not going to believe where she buried her ex-husband. | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
1483 | What?! Your address is Mountain View, not Mountain Trail? | 1.2958 | 0.07871 | 71 | 58 | 5 | 8 |
1484 | It's because you're a material witness, and I'm leading you. | 1.2958 | 0.06149 | 71 | 52 | 17 | 2 |
1485 | Don't think of him as my attorney, think of him as my chaperone. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1486 | Tell me again, George, why you thought that bitcoin transaction would never be picked up by the IRS? | 1.2955 | 0.06497 | 88 | 69 | 12 | 7 |
1487 | Hold my calls i’m in a meeting with the zillennials. | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
1488 | Let’s just pray he’s not secret service for Dick Cheney. | 1.2951 | 0.06753 | 61 | 45 | 14 | 2 |
1489 | Let's step aside. He clearly needs to get ahead. | 1.2951 | 0.06753 | 61 | 45 | 14 | 2 |
1490 | Oh dear, he is stuck in one of those corporate metaphors. | 1.2951 | 0.07146 | 61 | 46 | 12 | 3 |
1491 | Henry, we just can't seem to shake that used car salesman. | 1.2951 | 0.07146 | 61 | 46 | 12 | 3 |
1492 | Yes.. Yes.. Postponed the meeting... Dad, family time... Or will call social services to pick you up! | 1.2951 | 0.06335 | 61 | 44 | 16 | 1 |
1493 | We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty | 1.2951 | 0.07146 | 61 | 46 | 12 | 3 |
1494 | Okay, I won't let them see the policy until half an hour after sundown | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
1495 | Yes sir....confirming their ACTUAL commute mileage | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1496 | He scares off the bears though | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1497 | Don’t mind him, the courts are still closed | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
1498 | Telemarketing is getting way too aggressive. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1499 | OK, but if he says another word about the double indemnity clause, you know where I’m going to shove this stick? | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1500 | Yes, it's them..the polesh couple... | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
1501 | Don't worry, he normally leaves by noon. | 1.2941 | 0.05506 | 85 | 62 | 21 | 2 |
1502 | Next time he calls, tell him to get lost | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1503 | Don't hold dinner for me, hon, I'm working on that molehill claim I told you about... | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1504 | Anything happens to me, you get nothing. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1505 | Don’t make eye contact, if you just ignore them and act responsibly the wild attorneys will leave you alone | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
1506 | We’re fine dear, bear markets can’t run uphill | 1.2941 | 0.06306 | 68 | 50 | 16 | 2 |
1507 | It's enough already- I can't wait until his office reopens. | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
1508 | He's more of a legal sherpa. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1509 | Who is this guy talking to? There’s no reception miles from here. | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1510 | So Senator Johnson, how far up the mountain do you want to bury the files? | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1511 | The climb is not the kind of taxing where you needed to bring along your accountant. | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1512 | Don’t look back he’s still following us | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1513 | When you said you were bringing a support animal on this hike I thought you meant a dog | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1514 | You know, life might be easier with a Virtual Assistant. | 1.2931 | 0.08161 | 58 | 46 | 7 | 5 |
1515 | Hurry up! We didn't make a reservation. | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
1516 | He came with the prenup! | 1.2927 | 0.06605 | 82 | 64 | 12 | 6 |
1517 | I'll be home as right after one or the other falls and needs a lawyer | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1518 | Sooo ... when will the oxygen get too thin to sustain speech? | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1519 | He thinks he's dressed for success. Hah. | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1520 | I guess this guy hasn’t heard of earbuds. | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1521 | IRS agent in close pursuit | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1522 | I can’t talk right now, I’m with a client | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1523 | The upside to this guide is if we encounter a bear, he can call in a drone strike. | 1.2923 | 0.06093 | 65 | 47 | 17 | 1 |
1524 | You're the one who wanted to live in a tax haven. | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
1525 | I think we have too many layers of management. | 1.2923 | 0.07180 | 65 | 50 | 11 | 4 |
1526 | Nowadays it's a corporate mountain. | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
1527 | He must be here to inspect those bitcoin mines. | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
1528 | Doesn’t he realize there’s a dress code? | 1.2923 | 0.06837 | 65 | 49 | 13 | 3 |
1529 | Hey, I’m sorry. The mountains are calling, and I must go. | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
1530 | Hello, Uber? | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
1531 | I told you we should have just signed the liability waiver. | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
1532 | He was told that to continue to work remotely he needed loftier ambitions. | 1.2917 | 0.05745 | 72 | 52 | 19 | 1 |
1533 | He says his therapist told him to commute with nature. | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
1534 | Don't worry he's just a Texas Republican; completely harmless once we've crossed the border and he can't make $10,000 off of my miscarriage anymore. | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
1535 | Yeah, we're running a little late. | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
1536 | Yeah, yeah, but what do I do when they get to the top? | 1.2917 | 0.05745 | 72 | 52 | 19 | 1 |
1537 | I wish he'd just go back to working from his office, like he did before COVID. | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
1538 | You told me there was no cell service up here! You mean I could have been talking to Judy! | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1539 | I abhor yearly audits! | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1540 | The yodeler on his cell phone is about to become vulture food. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1541 | That's my slip and fall specialist. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1542 | For platinum members only, your next bucket-list adventure now includes physician in tow. | 1.2911 | 0.06657 | 79 | 64 | 8 | 7 |
1543 | My dad says he's the best lawyer they have for injuries from falls. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1544 | I'll have them back in the office tomorrow. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1545 | Guess signing the waiver isn’t good enough anymore. | 1.2911 | 0.05144 | 79 | 56 | 23 | 0 |
1546 | What is Jerry even doing here? If he wanted to talk to his banker he could've just stayed in New York. | 1.2911 | 0.05450 | 79 | 57 | 21 | 1 |
1547 | These scam callers are getting out of hand | 1.2911 | 0.06777 | 79 | 62 | 11 | 6 |
1548 | I thought it would be nice to get away so we can talk about our marriage. | 1.2907 | 0.06589 | 86 | 68 | 11 | 7 |
1549 | I gotta go. I have a pending insurance claim to handle. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1550 | Yes sir they are in fact putting one foot in front of the other per your advice | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1551 | When possible, make a U-turn. | 1.2903 | 0.07411 | 62 | 48 | 10 | 4 |
1552 | Not exactly the Appalachian Trail Boss I had in mind. | 1.2903 | 0.05812 | 62 | 44 | 18 | 0 |
1553 | Signing the waiver would have made the hike more fun. | 1.2903 | 0.06660 | 62 | 46 | 14 | 2 |
1554 | I wish he'd get off my case. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
1555 | I thought you said the dress code was smart casual. | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
1556 | I’ll get back to you later. I think I have them interested in an accidental injury policy. | 1.2899 | 0.07182 | 69 | 54 | 10 | 5 |
1557 | Yes Chief, I'm in possession of the Johnson's front door code. | 1.2899 | 0.07182 | 69 | 54 | 10 | 5 |
1558 | Damn, he just spotted me. | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
1559 | When you said this hike would be a lot of work, you should've been more specific. | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
1560 | My attorney agrees, whoever smelt it, dealt it. | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
1561 | This climb won’t last too much longer. Sell! SELL! | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
1562 | He'll go back down when he loses the signal. | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
1563 | Nature calling again? I wish he’d do his business back at the office. | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
1564 | I can’t think of one time that a consultant made things better… not one. | 1.2895 | 0.06963 | 76 | 60 | 10 | 6 |
1565 | I told you he was an ambulance chaser. | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
1566 | He knows you didn't say "price hike," right? | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
1567 | I said walking stick, not Shtick!! | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1568 | See Honey..He must be a social climber | 1.2895 | 0.05562 | 76 | 55 | 20 | 1 |
1569 | As sherpas go, his technological efficiency really saps the mountain’s mystique. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1570 | Let me call you back, I’m living in the moment right now | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1571 | Really? I feel like I was just starting to adjust to working remotely. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
1572 | Just ignore him and he'll go away once we are out of cell phone range. | 1.2881 | 0.06860 | 59 | 44 | 13 | 2 |
1573 | It’s a better workout than ambulance chasing. | 1.2881 | 0.06860 | 59 | 44 | 13 | 2 |
1574 | Okay, let's find a level spot where he can do his business. | 1.2881 | 0.06860 | 59 | 44 | 13 | 2 |
1575 | No sir. I can assure you that he is not wearing the required lederhosen. | 1.2881 | 0.07664 | 59 | 46 | 9 | 4 |
1576 | Honey, you'll never make it to the top without staff support. | 1.2881 | 0.07664 | 59 | 46 | 9 | 4 |
1577 | I did hear the sage at the top was being audited. | 1.2881 | 0.07664 | 59 | 46 | 9 | 4 |
1578 | They decided to take the scenic route. We should be there in a couple of days. | 1.2879 | 0.06017 | 66 | 48 | 17 | 1 |
1579 | I'm going to be out of range soon. I think this is a set-up. | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
1580 | These Exxon Execs just don't get it. | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
1581 | Jack, Jill - you don't have to do this.! The water at the office is fine. | 1.2879 | 0.07406 | 66 | 52 | 9 | 5 |
1582 | I told him,"No, I don't need insurance", but he won't take no for an answer. | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
1583 | It would be fair to say your future heirs have no idea what upwardly mobile means. | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
1584 | Eyes on the trail and our insurance rates won't change. | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
1585 | Delta variant… | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
1586 | You should see what he does when he takes a shower. | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
1587 | Mother Superior said climb EVERY MOUNTAIN Captain I'm sure of it | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
1588 | Finding the appropriate work/life balance is so difficult in the new remote work paradigm | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
1589 | Wait, is dad still rocking a blackberry…? | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
1590 | Yes Sir. I have prepared their death certificates | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
1591 | Not another insurance salesman...! | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
1592 | Yes,of course I told them that their warranty was about to expire. | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
1593 | Can I call you back? I'm following a couple of climbers on their way up. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
1594 | Just ignore him. He’s that avalanche-chasing attorney I warned you about. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
1595 | I'm starting to rethink our Cadillac heath plan | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
1596 | For the hundredth time, no we cannot keep him. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
1597 | Looks like you can’t do anything these days without someone wanting analytics!” | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
1598 | Yes,I am following the GPS and while traffic is light,the route may be a little longer. | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
1599 | They keep singing about edelweiss. What should I do? | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
1600 | It's always easy to spot outside counsel on these retreats. | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
1601 | Ed, I feel like if you had really read their website you would have known what the extra trip insurance entailed. | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
1602 | This way to Wall Street! The subways are flooded! | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
1603 | 'Hi Deborah? Yeeah. I think they're onto me.' | 1.2877 | 0.05680 | 73 | 53 | 19 | 1 |
1604 | He was outfitted by Brooks Brothers. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1605 | I'll hop on a Zoom at the summit | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1606 | Don't look at me - you're the one who always wants more Instagram followers. | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
1607 | Don't worry. It's just your alter ego holding you back. | 1.2875 | 0.06702 | 80 | 63 | 11 | 6 |
1608 | He’s on his way to the next cartoon. | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
1609 | Yep I’m closing in on the key decision maker as we speak. | 1.2874 | 0.05015 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
1610 | No no, my calendar said ‘Out of Office’, not ‘On Vacation’ | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1611 | Last week he put on a tuxedo to pick up Chinese. | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
1612 | Call me a romantic for wanting to revise our wills on top of a mountain. | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
1613 | No, I'm pretty sure one will slip and fall... | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1614 | Stop swearing.......he's recording everything we say!" | 1.2857 | 0.07126 | 77 | 62 | 8 | 7 |
1615 | He' going to need to send smoke signals this high up. | 1.2857 | 0.05240 | 84 | 61 | 22 | 1 |
1616 | I thought this was a Nature of Business training not a business training in nature! | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1617 | Who is he calling, and why does he keep saying that dinner will be there shortly? | 1.2857 | 0.07522 | 56 | 43 | 10 | 3 |
1618 | He said that he is in training for the corporate ladder. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1619 | As boss, he insisted he got the top office. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1620 | He’s a slip and fall expert I asked along. Also does life insurance. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1621 | I guess these days a person can work from anywhere. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1622 | I hate when people bring their work on nature hikes. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1623 | Please tell me that briefcase contains trail mix. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1624 | Martha, I know we got married on this mountain, but do we need to get a divorce on it too? | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
1625 | I could be a bit late | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1626 | Bill takes working remotely very literally. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
1627 | Yes, I added the rider. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1628 | How is your disability case going? | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1629 | Roger, you said moving our business to the Cloud meant I wouldn't be stuck in traffic every morning | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1630 | So glad we got him out of the office for a change of pace!" | 1.2857 | 0.06882 | 77 | 61 | 10 | 6 |
1631 | two's company! | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
1632 | You should’ve talked to him in the parking lot. | 1.2857 | 0.06569 | 63 | 47 | 14 | 2 |
1633 | The tribe had spoken. Why is he still here? | 1.2857 | 0.06569 | 63 | 47 | 14 | 2 |
1634 | I bought all these suits, I’m going to wear them one way or another | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
1635 | Behind every successful business woman is a man determined to steal her success. | 1.2857 | 0.05507 | 84 | 62 | 20 | 2 |
1636 | Sorry, I can’t. I’m high today and getting higher. | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
1637 | Next time I hire the sherpa. | 1.2840 | 0.06628 | 81 | 64 | 11 | 6 |
1638 | Ignore him. I know for a fact there are no bars up here. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1639 | No Sir, this is not the hill I want to die on. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1640 | Do we really need "expressed written consent" every time we want to sing Edelweiss? | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1641 | My GPS says that it's all uphill from here. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1642 | Take a hike. | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1643 | Leave it alone Jerry, he's on vacation | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1644 | Tell him there’s no wifi on Mt.Fuji. Don’t tell him this isn’t Mt. Fuji. | 1.2838 | 0.05616 | 74 | 54 | 19 | 1 |
1645 | This hike isn't working, I just can't seem to shake this law suit. | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
1646 | I know you said you were on vacation but you weren't picking up your phone. | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
1647 | boss i told them to take a hike like you said, and well, its not working.. | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
1648 | Tell him to take a hike. | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
1649 | Monsieur, I said we're going to le col, not le école! | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
1650 | They answered yes to my question, "Do you know the way to San Jose?" | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
1651 | I should never have signed that prenup. | 1.2836 | 0.05548 | 67 | 48 | 19 | 0 |
1652 | Quadrupling my life insurance seems a bit obvious, Winston. | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
1653 | When you said you meant business while hiking, I thought ... nevermind | 1.2836 | 0.05942 | 67 | 49 | 17 | 1 |
1654 | He’s taking the whole ‘working remotely’ thing quite literally… | 1.2836 | 0.05942 | 67 | 49 | 17 | 1 |
1655 | The employee survey showed that our employees like working remotely and would like to do that full time. So we moved our office to a remote mountain! I’m getting a feeling, this is not what they meant! | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
1656 | Is there a clause in their policy that excludes mountain climbing? | 1.2833 | 0.07167 | 60 | 46 | 11 | 3 |
1657 | I know I’m breaking up but the woman assures me I’ll have five bars up at Shangri-La | 1.2830 | 0.07797 | 53 | 41 | 9 | 3 |
1658 | I told them, dress for the job you want. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1659 | I get it. You don't like to hike. But is he a personal injury attorney or a divorce attorney? | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1660 | I don’t know, something about “Mt. Aetna.” | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1661 | I tell you it's not fair. They get walking sticks and fancy footwear. All I get is a briefcase with my lunch in it | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1662 | Don't look now but I think we're being followed. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
1663 | Get used to smartworkers John! | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
1664 | When you suggested a threesome trip, an insurance agent never crossed my mind | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1665 | Sure,it may seem excessive,but with the cost of all that diagnostic work these days,what do you expect the life insurance companies to do? | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
1666 | I’ve been spotted…I think. Hard to say. Regardless I think I misunderstood when you said to observe them at the summit. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1667 | our new insurance coverage is getting out of control | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
1668 | What’s that…it’s a LADDER!? | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1669 | we can discuss the merger over lunch, I have sandwiches in my briefcase | 1.2821 | 0.05443 | 78 | 57 | 20 | 1 |
1670 | Tell your firm we have no interest in suing the mountain. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
1671 | The kids hired him. They've been hinting it's high time we make out a will. | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
1672 | I thought you said he’d stay in the car. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
1673 | You heard that right, I've forgotten where the office is | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
1674 | I know he's your brother-in-law and I know his wife just left him, but there are limits to being supportive. | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
1675 | The ability to work remotely has really changed the American landscape. | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
1676 | Speak softly, carry your big stick and maybe he’ll stop following us. | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
1677 | If it does turn out to be a subpoena, at least it's a nice day for it. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1678 | When he said he would bring his staff, I didn't realize he meant virtually. | 1.2812 | 0.06087 | 64 | 47 | 16 | 1 |
1679 | If he starts to yodel, use the stick | 1.2812 | 0.07542 | 64 | 51 | 8 | 5 |
1680 | They've gone too far with the car warranty calls. Don't answer. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
1681 | Don't look. He is just faking it. There is no cellphone coverage. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
1682 | Don't look now, but he's going to be billing for this. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
1683 | So far, I have seen nothing that will void their insurance policies, but I will keep watching | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
1684 | When he told me to 'take a hike' I didn't think he meant it literally. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
1685 | Why do we always invite your brother? | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
1686 | This is For Worse, right? | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
1687 | New clients are hard to find these days. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
1688 | I think they're on to me. Abort! Abort! | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
1689 | Do you really have to brink your emotional support banker everywhere, Frank? | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
1690 | Work follows you everywhere! | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
1691 | He's a lawyer. The Forest Service is tired of people ignoring the 'caution' signs. | 1.2807 | 0.07818 | 57 | 45 | 8 | 4 |
1692 | I'm closing in. They're not on the fence anymore. | 1.2807 | 0.06970 | 57 | 43 | 12 | 2 |
1693 | I was all for updating our Wills, but now I'm a little nervous. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1694 | I think Ted misunderstood when I said finishing this trail would pay big dividends. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1695 | I told you he’s an exceptionally assiduous advocate. | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1696 | I should have been more specific when I told him to take a hike. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1697 | Why are both of your eyeballs left of your nose? | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1698 | We should invite my brother the lawyer along, it'll do him good to get out of the office. | 1.2800 | 0.05554 | 75 | 55 | 19 | 1 |
1699 | No, i don’t think they realize that i’m tailing them | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1700 | I thought, while we're away from all the pressure, it would be a good time to talk about our marriage. | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
1701 | It’s a difficult route, but I don’t think we needed your personal injury attorney. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1702 | So...after blasting past these losers on the way up, I'll have to face them again on my way down? I can live with that. | 1.2794 | 0.05869 | 68 | 50 | 17 | 1 |
1703 | We're asking for joint possession of the trail mix | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
1704 | I told you this would happen if we weren't vaccinated. | 1.2794 | 0.07211 | 68 | 54 | 9 | 5 |
1705 | He’s on a workcation. | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
1706 | Yes, I agree. Their bulging eyes do seem consistent with an anxiety around my continued unwelcomed presence. | 1.2794 | 0.07211 | 68 | 54 | 9 | 5 |
1707 | Is it just me or does it smell like lawyer out here, too? | 1.2794 | 0.07211 | 68 | 54 | 9 | 5 |
1708 | I really thought our guide would interact with us more. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1709 | This is not the summit I packed for. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1710 | Who knew he really meant it when he said he would always watch after me. | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
1711 | That 'Warning! Shark zone!' sign makes sense now... | 1.2794 | 0.05869 | 68 | 50 | 17 | 1 |
1712 | No… I prefer the corporate ladder. | 1.2794 | 0.05869 | 68 | 50 | 17 | 1 |
1713 | At least tell me he’s not hourly. | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
1714 | Just in case I slip and fall. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1715 | The insured continue to climb safely. No sign they’ll be making a big claim against our policy today. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1716 | Hello, is this the New Yorker... Well listen, this cartoon is really boring and I don't get it at all. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1717 | I wish he'd just take a hike. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1718 | This motherfucker… | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
1719 | dat ass | 1.2787 | 0.07799 | 61 | 49 | 7 | 5 |
1720 | You did get your second vaccine, right? | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
1721 | Amazon., Send me a walking stick and a backpack ASAP. | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
1722 | Yes, the Data Miners are on the job now | 1.2787 | 0.07441 | 61 | 48 | 9 | 4 |
1723 | Don't worry,we'll lose the suit around 2,500 feet. | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
1724 | I think they are healthy enough to buy our Life Insurance. | 1.2787 | 0.06242 | 61 | 45 | 15 | 1 |
1725 | If you had just told that insurance agent no instead of not now, he wouldn't keep following us all over the place. | 1.2787 | 0.06242 | 61 | 45 | 15 | 1 |
1726 | I hope he finds cell service soon. | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
1727 | Invasive Species in a Suit | 1.2787 | 0.06242 | 61 | 45 | 15 | 1 |
1728 | Honey, I’m working AND getting my steps in for the day! | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
1729 | It turns out they weren’t using a Zoom background. | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
1730 | It was your idea to bring the lawyer. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1731 | You bought too much life insurance. | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1732 | Yes…. Salk and Dorice have officially retired! No…. They have no interest in return to the rank and file. | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
1733 | Honey I think that's our life insurance adjuster | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1734 | It's just your passwords, not the nuclear codes | 1.2785 | 0.05386 | 79 | 58 | 20 | 1 |
1735 | Bill comes along when the risk ratio is a bit high. | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
1736 | A grisly end for the lawyer is a hallmark of the genre. He’s paid well for the risk. | 1.2785 | 0.06726 | 79 | 63 | 10 | 6 |
1737 | George wanted to show how easy the hike was by doing it in full business attire | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
1738 | Can't you leave your work behind for once? | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
1739 | I don't care if he's consulting Flo at Progressive. This new life insurance assessment is taking it a bit too far. | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
1740 | I’m thinking it’ll probably take something stronger than bug repellant. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
1741 | I told you to leave the Twitter behind! | 1.2778 | 0.06152 | 54 | 39 | 15 | 0 |
1742 | I don't think this is the same as a capital gains hike | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1743 | Don't worry John, I bring him on all my dates. | 1.2778 | 0.06696 | 54 | 40 | 13 | 1 |
1744 | There are so many of them out here I think that if we went back to the rat race we would avoid the rat race. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1745 | Please hit him with the stick before we need an ambulance. | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
1746 | These Texas bounty hunters are good. | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
1747 | First space exploration and now mountain climbing. Can't these rich guys leave anything to experts? | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
1748 | ‘I’ll be back on Thursday, just making a deposit in my Swiss account’ | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
1749 | They really need to stop pitching this as a walkable community | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
1750 | I don't know Allan, maybe he's some kind of psychic ambulance chaser. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
1751 | You did remember to leave the parking permit on the dashboard? | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1752 | Does your friend work at Apple or the CIA? | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1753 | Yes! The coverage stops at 300’ elevation! | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1754 | He got Jack and Jill a huge settlement. | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
1755 | When I told your brother to take a hike, I didn't mean with us... | 1.2769 | 0.06008 | 65 | 48 | 16 | 1 |
1756 | Coming through! My boss insists I work from a remote location. | 1.2769 | 0.06008 | 65 | 48 | 16 | 1 |
1757 | Guv, two strangers climbing up your backyard to look at Russia | 1.2769 | 0.07108 | 65 | 51 | 10 | 4 |
1758 | Yes, it was a conditional bequest. | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
1759 | I wouldn't have bought the stupid policy if I had known what they meant by 'personal service'. | 1.2769 | 0.07438 | 65 | 52 | 8 | 5 |
1760 | So your message was; "we are out of cell range hiking"? | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
1761 | How Dave’s commute felt after working from home all year. | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
1762 | ''Protecting upper class people is the modern day slavery''. | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
1763 | What I want to know is, how is he doing this all without a walking stick. | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
1764 | Will these people EVER go back to the office? | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1765 | Sir, I think you gave me the wrong directions to the Climate Change Summit. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1766 | We're on a price hike right now. | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
1767 | Mr. Literal doesn’t know that “climbing to the top” is a metaphor. | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
1768 | Don't make eye contact Harold... just keep walking. | 1.2763 | 0.05493 | 76 | 56 | 19 | 1 |
1769 | I thought the retirement intern was only for office visits. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
1770 | You said this would be a romantic adventure, but I never anticipated needing an accountant | 1.2759 | 0.06411 | 58 | 43 | 14 | 1 |
1771 | I’m loving this new “work from anywhere” policy | 1.2759 | 0.08080 | 58 | 47 | 6 | 5 |
1772 | This is not what I expected when they said I would work remotely | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1773 | Is that a "C" or "G" for the Wifi password? | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
1774 | Clearly, I married the wrong twin. | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
1775 | Of course, our agent is reminded to see how "steep" a rate "hike" he can get for our insurance. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1776 | Great workaround for our “we can’t bring phones rule” Brad. | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
1777 | Did Guinness really need to send a witness? He’s just going to hold us back. | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
1778 | Lewis and Clark had Sacagawea. We get Hamilton Moneywell III. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1779 | Keep walking. We're being pursued. | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
1780 | He's doing manual cloud storage. | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
1781 | This is so not what work-life balance is supposed to be Jim. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1782 | Don’t make eye contact with it, Larry. The last thing you want to do is make it mad. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1783 | Yeah Carl, you wouldn’t believe what climbing the corporate ladder looks like out here. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
1784 | So much for disconnecting out here. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1785 | They say they're in the best shape of their lives. We'll just see about that by the time we get to the summit! | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
1786 | Of course it's strange. Who gets service out here?" | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
1787 | Mother Nature hired a liability attorney to follow us... | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
1788 | Don't look back, you'll turn into a pillar of ethical dilemma. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
1789 | Say that again. I am following the wrong Britney? Are you saying there is more than one? I don't believe you. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1790 | Even though I'm on vacation, work follows me wherever I go | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1791 | You think your dad will go home soon? | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
1792 | Honey, I know you don’t think much of my climbing skills but did you have to have our estate planning attorney come along? | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1793 | Is he calling InstaCart again? | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1794 | What about "take a message" does he not understand? | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1795 | See, bosses never really participate in team building. | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
1796 | Yes, Judge, I‘m with them right now and I can reassure you they are not a flight risk. | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
1797 | Your call is very important to us, we’ll connect you to a customer service representative as soon as one is available. | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
1798 | One must imagine Sisyphus happy | 1.2742 | 0.06157 | 62 | 46 | 15 | 1 |
1799 | Don't you people know how to walk? This is why I don't leave New York. | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
1800 | Representation at 4000ft comes at its price guys | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
1801 | This life insurance pay per mile starts to be a little invasive | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
1802 | If your brother doesn’t hang up, you will soon be an only child and we’ll be on Dateline. | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
1803 | I mentioned rate hikes at the office and now I'm questioning our hiring process. | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
1804 | Yes, literally. We're climbing a mountain of debt. | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
1805 | I’m with clients, who happen to have no concept of “assumption of risk.” | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
1806 | Boss, you insisted that persistence is key. Just want to nail down this sale by Tuesday. | 1.2740 | 0.05606 | 73 | 54 | 18 | 1 |
1807 | Once we clear-out some of this nature, homebuyers will flock for the nature | 1.2740 | 0.05606 | 73 | 54 | 18 | 1 |
1808 | He realizes nobody really means “work from home”, right? | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1809 | He really should've signed up for the VR version of this nature experience. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1810 | Uh, honey, why is your divorce lawyer brother here?" | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1811 | We invited Gerry because YOU said “He loves to ramble”. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1812 | There's something I want to talk to you about when we get to the top of hill Bobby. | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
1813 | Do. Not. Answer. Your. Phone. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
1814 | I understand having to sign the safety waiver for the park's trail, but being required to have legal representation seems a bit much. | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
1815 | They did promise me I’d get to the top in this job. | 1.2727 | 0.06494 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
1816 | Oh, I forgot, the IRS called. | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
1817 | How much further to the affordable housing? | 1.2727 | 0.07979 | 55 | 44 | 7 | 4 |
1818 | I think another hundred feet and they will be ready to sign the Life Insurance Policy. | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
1819 | It'll be an uphill climb, but I think we can reach a deal. | 1.2727 | 0.05109 | 77 | 56 | 21 | 0 |
1820 | He just wants to follow in our footsteps | 1.2727 | 0.05931 | 66 | 49 | 16 | 1 |
1821 | Let's see if we can convince him to take a selfie at the cliff edge | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
1822 | He’s making an appointment with the Dali Lama? | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
1823 | He's part of a breeding pair. The second lawyer should be here soon. | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
1824 | Don't look back, dear..he's just training for the corporate ladder | 1.2727 | 0.05433 | 77 | 57 | 19 | 1 |
1825 | Walk a bit faster, I think he may have a cold. | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
1826 | Did you send in the life insurance premium? | 1.2727 | 0.06593 | 55 | 41 | 13 | 1 |
1827 | Old-school process servers. Who knew? | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
1828 | I'm surprised he still has cell service." | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
1829 | Don’t make eye contact. Maybe only his loans are predatory. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
1830 | Honey, are you sure he’s our guide? | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
1831 | Corporate climbing won't work here. | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
1832 | My GPS died so I brought Irving. | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
1833 | It never hurts to bring a lawyer/sherpa along. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
1834 | Who's the guy with the suspiciously short trekking pole? | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
1835 | Do you guys have a cell phone charger on you? | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
1836 | Its bad emough that he told us to go and take a hike. Does he have to follow us too? | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
1837 | I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
1838 | Sir, yes it's me but what do we do when people trespass on government property? | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
1839 | If he calls us pole hikers one more time I swear I'm gonna... | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
1840 | I only brought the attorney along to draft the prenup in case we get to the top and you propose. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
1841 | Why does this guy keep talking about a 30,000 foot view? | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
1842 | We could beat 'im on the path. | 1.2714 | 0.05727 | 70 | 52 | 17 | 1 |
1843 | Same Day Delivery Service? I have a complaint. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
1844 | I told you he wouldn’t be able to decompress. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
1845 | Forensic accounting | 1.2714 | 0.05727 | 70 | 52 | 17 | 1 |
1846 | Shelia, call my dentist and say I'm running late. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
1847 | This Phil character is really taking “business casual” to new heights. | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
1848 | We'll take this to the highest court in the land! | 1.2712 | 0.07580 | 59 | 47 | 8 | 4 |
1849 | Jeff's hearing loss in Law school led him to be the worlds first ambling chaser. | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
1850 | Yes, Mr.Gallop.” “Women are moving ahead in the polls! | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
1851 | I don’t believe hiking is his strong suit ! | 1.2712 | 0.06765 | 59 | 45 | 12 | 2 |
1852 | Why is HE climbing to the top?” “Because metaphors are lost on him. | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
1853 | I thought that you took care of your car's extended warrantee? | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1854 | We should have just signed the waiver. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1855 | He has an ambulance on hold. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1856 | So for next time, just remember, "roughing it" never involves bringing your accountant, financial advisor, or lawyer along. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1857 | I told you we should not get that much life insurance. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
1858 | I've located two potential respondents within our primary demographic. However, I'm sensing some participatory hesitancy. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
1859 | Another Zoom call, Dad? | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
1860 | I wish they didn't change it from a ladder to a corporate mountain. | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
1861 | Ok, fine. We’ll sell high. | 1.2703 | 0.05543 | 74 | 55 | 18 | 1 |
1862 | You're absolutely right dear, I should not have suggested a hiking suit. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1863 | Return to the office, please return to the office immediately. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1864 | Patti, I've this feeling work is following me. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
1865 | How about never? Is never good for you? | 1.2698 | 0.06074 | 63 | 47 | 15 | 1 |
1866 | You agreed with me that my brother in Law could join us. | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
1867 | View, Schmuw One of them is bound to fall, and when that happens, I’m on it. | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
1868 | The Park Service liability attorneys are getting on my nerves. | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
1869 | Can I hear you now, yes. Do I want to, no! | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
1870 | Something tells me, your boss was never a Boy Scout! | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
1871 | When Europeans bring their American friend on holiday | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
1872 | He talk too much. And who brings the suitcase along!!!!!" | 1.2698 | 0.06074 | 63 | 47 | 15 | 1 |
1873 | Lost glamper. Don't make eye contact. | 1.2697 | 0.06140 | 89 | 71 | 12 | 6 |
1874 | Yes, sir. I am auditing the hike. No, they haven't purchased the offshore support yet. | 1.2692 | 0.05374 | 78 | 58 | 19 | 1 |
1875 | Don't blame me, your the one who told your attorney you were going on a mountain hike. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
1876 | I know that he is a slip and fall lawyer, but I think it is over the top. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
1877 | I think you misinterpreted when I said " See you at the top!" | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
1878 | If you're going to hike with us, you can't just phone it in. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
1879 | He said he already summited the corporate ladder. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
1880 | I'll be there in 10, I'm pretty sure I'm in line at a coffee shop. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
1881 | On you left! ...yes, Bob. I'll be there soon, I'm stuck behind a couple of stragglers. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1882 | I didn’t realize that increasing the death benefit on your policy would make him so suspicious | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
1883 | Where's my 10 a.m. snack helicopter? | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
1884 | The firm promised to be present through life's obstacles. | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
1885 | He's the actuary for the trip insurance I paid for | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
1886 | . Why is that personal injury attorney following us? | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
1887 | I thought the phrase 'being a trailblazer' in the job description was figurative | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
1888 | Now's not a good time. Let's circle back 'round the mountain. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
1889 | Do you think he’s working remotely? | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
1890 | It's the next Roswell, they said. We're getting there. I'll keep you updated. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
1891 | I can see our divorce lawyer from here | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
1892 | You just HAD to bring along a poll watcher! | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
1893 | I hope he doesn't have a wireless charger in that briefcase. | 1.2679 | 0.06974 | 56 | 43 | 11 | 2 |
1894 | Yes boss, I mansplained how to lead as a woman and she’ll be left holding the bag should anything go wrong….going to plan… | 1.2679 | 0.06492 | 56 | 42 | 13 | 1 |
1895 | Yes, I’m socially distancing here. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
1896 | No cell coverage, but it relaxes him. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
1897 | Persistent SOB! | 1.2676 | 0.06937 | 71 | 57 | 9 | 5 |
1898 | Tell your attorney to get a life! | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
1899 | Yes, sir, I do finally agree hiking with your brother and his wife is not more fun than work. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
1900 | Don't look back! It's a feral millennial! | 1.2676 | 0.07221 | 71 | 58 | 7 | 6 |
1901 | Please God, can we go back to working from home? | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
1902 | « He’s my brother, Herbert, I can’t just tell him to go away. » | 1.2676 | 0.06937 | 71 | 57 | 9 | 5 |
1903 | No,no,it’s fine. I told them “volcanic home” meant it was a “hot buy.” | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
1904 | They told me during the resume writing course that everyone puts down “ outdoor enthusiast “. | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
1905 | What did you expect? You're the President; you can't get away from it all, especially the nuclear football. | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
1906 | Once, twelve years ago, I said Smokey 'the' Bear. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
1907 | Yes, but, does he have to keep looking at my ass? | 1.2667 | 0.05480 | 75 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
1908 | I'm here to trim your staff. | 1.2667 | 0.06229 | 60 | 45 | 14 | 1 |
1909 | If you just play poor, he should lose interest. | 1.2667 | 0.06229 | 60 | 45 | 14 | 1 |
1910 | Remember - don’t make eye contact, and if he attacks, aim for a thumb. | 1.2667 | 0.05480 | 75 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
1911 | I think my phone navigation got it all wrong. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
1912 | He says our auto warranty is about to expire | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1913 | He´s already suspecting that i like his wife... | 1.2667 | 0.06229 | 60 | 45 | 14 | 1 |
1914 | We haven’t had an “offsite” in forever so I didn’t quite know what to wear | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
1915 | Tell me again why you didn't get a dog. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1916 | It may take longer, but at least you don’t have to wear a mask or stop to get gas. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
1917 | New Yorker Judges are corrupt. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
1918 | It was one thing when you were bringing work HOME with you… | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
1919 | We're all lost. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
1920 | Can you call me back? I'm having a nature experience. | 1.2656 | 0.05994 | 64 | 48 | 15 | 1 |
1921 | Please tell my stylist that dressing for corporate success is officially no longer a thing. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
1922 | Whatever you do, try to make it look like an accident. | 1.2656 | 0.07128 | 64 | 51 | 9 | 4 |
1923 | Nobody negotiates a mountain like my cousin Irving. | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
1924 | I think I’ve been spotted! | 1.2656 | 0.05564 | 64 | 47 | 17 | 0 |
1925 | Let's see how he likes it when the witness leads him. | 1.2656 | 0.05994 | 64 | 48 | 15 | 1 |
1926 | I've been spotted! | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
1927 | A Salesman will go to any height | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
1928 | Darren put the ‘remote’ in working remotely. | 1.2656 | 0.05994 | 64 | 48 | 15 | 1 |
1929 | 'We are being watched but not through camera this time.' | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
1930 | If he makes one more call, I’m going to show you how our hiking sticks can also be used as a weapon. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
1931 | I don’t think this makes mountain climbing any safer. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
1932 | He's still there. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
1933 | I know I'm late for the meeting, Boss, but these 2 tourists in front of me won't get out of the way and all the spots near the mountain were full. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
1934 | Let's just say, we are exploring our options. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
1935 | Clearly they've hidden some assets. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
1936 | Couldn't you have just bought a cell phone? | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
1937 | Did you HAVE to bring your lawyer? | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
1938 | They are luring me into their lair. The male specimen is eyeing me aggressively. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
1939 | Yes, we are ascending Everest without jackets - oh the wonders of climate change | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
1940 | Martha , bring the walker. Submitted by katybyrne@aol.com | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
1941 | A hike without your broker is like a day without sunshine. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
1942 | That’s certainly not what I meant when I said to bring your strongest suit for the hike. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
1943 | He’s with us to notify the park rangers when we inevitably get lost. | 1.2642 | 0.06681 | 53 | 40 | 12 | 1 |
1944 | We’re going up man and wife, but we’re coming down exes. | 1.2642 | 0.06681 | 53 | 40 | 12 | 1 |
1945 | It's amazing how quickly baby insurers imprint on you. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
1946 | Remain perfectly still and remember — most CEOs usually just want to be left alone. | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
1947 | Don’t look now but I think the headhunter is still on our trail. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
1948 | That must be his wife up ahead, in the Manolo Blahniks. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
1949 | I can’t talk now, I’m on the way to an alternative dispute resolution.” | 1.2639 | 0.05231 | 72 | 53 | 19 | 0 |
1950 | How are the kids? | 1.2639 | 0.06850 | 72 | 58 | 9 | 5 |
1951 | Go any higher and your personal liability coverage will not apply | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
1952 | I'm less surprised by government survelience than by the fact he has reception. | 1.2632 | 0.05419 | 76 | 57 | 18 | 1 |
1953 | He's my attorney, why do you ask? | 1.2632 | 0.05419 | 76 | 57 | 18 | 1 |
1954 | Did the real estate agent mention that it's a fifth floor walkup? | 1.2632 | 0.06395 | 57 | 43 | 13 | 1 |
1955 | Your personal banker is a bit too personal | 1.2632 | 0.05419 | 76 | 57 | 18 | 1 |
1956 | Did you forget the Annoying Cell Phone Guy repellant? | 1.2632 | 0.07726 | 57 | 46 | 7 | 4 |
1957 | Jacob Goldberg, orphaned and raised by Sherpas, mastered the art of toting Mt. Everest climbing supplies in an 18” x 13” attaché case, while simultaneously negotiating million-dollar deals for his Hollywood clients. | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
1958 | Everyone starts hiking when they move to L.A. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
1959 | Don’t look. He wants to sell us an extended car warranty. | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
1960 | Yes sir, the witnesses are fine. It’s me I’m worried about. | 1.2632 | 0.06395 | 57 | 43 | 13 | 1 |
1961 | I traded your phone for sticks. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1962 | You said to leave my phone at home because there is no signal in the wilderness. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
1963 | Yea,yes,yea we’re booking Four Seasons right now | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
1964 | I'm ready for any slip and falls | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
1965 | Yes, well, speaking from personal experience here—“Let’s eat, grandma” takes on a whole new meaning when you change where the comma is placed. | 1.2623 | 0.05679 | 61 | 45 | 16 | 0 |
1966 | Jesus Herb, is our life insurance really that important to you? | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
1967 | Remember, we can't just wound the lawyer, we have to kill him. | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
1968 | I just find it a bit odd that you have control of the nuclear football. | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
1969 | His last boss called him a slacker and he’s never recovered. | 1.2623 | 0.05679 | 61 | 45 | 16 | 0 |
1970 | I suppose it might disclose the meaning of life, but has the guru agreed to a deposition? | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
1971 | I thought I had a mountain of work! | 1.2623 | 0.06974 | 61 | 48 | 10 | 3 |
1972 | Once again I am not wandering, I’m lost. Lost! | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
1973 | Just our luck. We’re in the camping horror movie with a lawyer! | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
1974 | Follow us - there’s better coverage at the top. | 1.2623 | 0.06974 | 61 | 48 | 10 | 3 |
1975 | He says he's been deputized by Texas. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
1976 | If he gets within range let him have it. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1977 | 'Out of office' doesn't exist anymore. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
1978 | I told you not invite our financial planner. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
1979 | OK, but he's NOT staying for dinner. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
1980 | Hello? Hannah? Can you please tell John that I'm arriving late today? I got into the wrong bus and ended up in... I'm not sure. It looks like Scotland. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
1981 | Hear that? He's a lawyer, so he's probably rabid too. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
1982 | Maybe Snowden was right. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
1983 | He’s worried about the double indemnity clause…. | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
1984 | Stop looking around. All views are billable. | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
1985 | What!? You literally told me to take a hike. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
1986 | I thought the trail head sign said no rat races. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
1987 | Just keep walking, Seymour. I told you this year’s audit would be thorough. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
1988 | Martha and Ken’s attorney was nothing if not dogged. | 1.2614 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1989 | When we get to the top, if thee are still just the three of us, I'd like to take my mask off, if you don't mind." | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 69 | 51 | 18 | 0 |
1990 | Does Corporate really think we're trying to cheat on our reimbursement mileage? | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
1991 | I guess I should have been more specific when I told you to leave your work at home. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
1992 | Don’t look at him. He’s more afraid of you. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
1993 | Yes, I’m closing the deal on hiking insurance! | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
1994 | Forget the analysis, I can tell you first-hand we are in a bear market | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
1995 | He's my personal injury lawyer... | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
1996 | I don't care about context! JUST GIVE ME THE ALGORITHM! | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
1997 | Get away from it all? If I could just get away from my boss! | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
1998 | Your destination is on your right. | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
1999 | It’s the Apple guy, making sure Facebook doesn’t follow us. | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2000 | Don’t worry, boss; if we don’t find the legendary magical city within the hour, I’ll fire a front line worker to incentivize the rest to find it faster. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2001 | Look Harold, you're being paranoid. Just tell this life insurance agent your details before we get to top of this dangerous cliff. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2002 | But I thought this was what you meant when you said to work remotely. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2003 | You’re wrong if you think putting the divorce papers at the summit is going to stop me from signing them. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2004 | Jerry’s been no fun since he started working remotely. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2005 | How could they yodel with him watching their every move?... | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2006 | I am sure that the zoom location is just behind this boulder | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2007 | Yes, he is one of the "Good Hands" people. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2008 | No problem Madame Speaker, I am about to serve that subpoena. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2009 | Ever since they turned tracking off on their phones, my boss now sends me into the field to watch them … I’m not sure I’ll be home in time for dinner. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2010 | It won’t pounce unless you’re injured. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2011 | Sir, I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2012 | The Instagram hikers were bad enough, now LinkedIn is getting involved? | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2013 | This "best Zoom background" crap has got to stop. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2014 | When should we tell him we don’t know the Wi-fi password here? | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2015 | We need a new pandemic. | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
2016 | Things didn't go so well last time they sent a lawyer to Jurassic Park..." | 1.2593 | 0.07086 | 54 | 42 | 10 | 2 |
2017 | I quite distinctly said bring what you need for a summit, not a summons. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2018 | It's a cut above ambulance chasing. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2019 | Well now I feel underdressed | 1.2593 | 0.06574 | 54 | 41 | 12 | 1 |
2020 | Yes, I've been following the 'injured' worker all day. Him and his wife are currently hiking. This has workers' compensation fraud written all over it. | 1.2593 | 0.08012 | 54 | 44 | 6 | 4 |
2021 | Was it really necessary to bring our insurance agent? | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
2022 | When I told him to take a hike,I didn’t I think he would take me seriously. | 1.2593 | 0.06574 | 54 | 41 | 12 | 1 |
2023 | Just so you know, the home office says your policy doesn't cover hiking accidents" | 1.2593 | 0.07086 | 54 | 42 | 10 | 2 |
2024 | Another week, another quest for motivation. I'll call you back if we get it. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2025 | Why is this trail called the 'interest rate hike' ?" | 1.2586 | 0.06300 | 58 | 44 | 13 | 1 |
2026 | He's taking this wage hike very seriously... | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
2027 | I TOLD you to read that liability waiver! | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
2028 | Tell the kids camping is OFF this weekend. | 1.2586 | 0.06300 | 58 | 44 | 13 | 1 |
2029 | Because I bet Stuart from marketing that I could go phone-less for the entire week. | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
2030 | I told you last week that we should leave Lake Tahoe before the insurance agents arrive" | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
2031 | Your wife's lawyer is getting on my nerves. | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
2032 | He's training for the corporate ladder | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
2033 | The evacuation is going well, Sir. | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2034 | Don't worry, Jared. My lawyer insisted on coming along our last hike before the divorce. | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
2035 | Not to worry, he'll lose cell service soon. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2036 | I'm not talking to any guru without my lawyer | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
2037 | He's working on his Spying merit badge. | 1.2581 | 0.06056 | 62 | 47 | 14 | 1 |
2038 | I told you he's a weekend warrior. | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
2039 | What happened to the good old days of chasing ambulances? | 1.2581 | 0.06056 | 62 | 47 | 14 | 1 |
2040 | Some people just can't "leave it at the office", can they? | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
2041 | He's checking your heart monitor, and your life insurance, in case you might slip and fall off a cliff. | 1.2581 | 0.06056 | 62 | 47 | 14 | 1 |
2042 | How could you tell the prospective buyers the house was a short walk from the lake? | 1.2581 | 0.06056 | 62 | 47 | 14 | 1 |
2043 | Your not covered above 10,000 feet. | 1.2581 | 0.05603 | 62 | 46 | 16 | 0 |
2044 | Having fun, Mr. I'm-not-signing-that-waiver? | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
2045 | I think he is lost." "No, he is just multitasking. | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
2046 | From an actuarial point of view their asses don't look that great. | 1.2581 | 0.06056 | 62 | 47 | 14 | 1 |
2047 | Undisrupted Natural Vistas” the brochure says, and of course the Adventure Capitalists come flocking | 1.2581 | 0.05603 | 62 | 46 | 16 | 0 |
2048 | I wonder why they call this psycho path. | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
2049 | for the last time I don’t want to buy your chocolates!!! | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
2050 | Yes, it's literally his job to protect us. No, he can't carry you. | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
2051 | Just checking cell reception. The 'football' is now at 10,000 ft. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2052 | I think I’m headed to the wrong summit, and I’m about to lose service | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2053 | I don’t think they suspect a thing. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2054 | They're headed up now. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2055 | I told you - we don't need more life insurance! Or a GPS. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2056 | Next time he calls, don’t tell him to go take a hike. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2057 | Hey, Gerry, your guides to the new office since lockdown seem to be lost, I may not make the daily Zoom meeting. | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2058 | No more lawyer jokes!! | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2059 | I said,this is taking concierge medicine to new heights | 1.2576 | 0.04736 | 66 | 55 | 8 | 3 |
2060 | He's negotiating with Lifetime for the film rights to what's about to happen. | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2061 | You can be sure he’s going to hike his rate too. | 1.2574 | 0.04593 | 101 | 76 | 24 | 1 |
2062 | Tell him his blanket coverage is starting to creep me out. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2063 | Hello, IRS? I think we’ve got a couple of runaways. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2064 | Helluva place for a timeshare. | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2065 | I extended my car warranty. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2066 | What's weird is that he doesn't have a signal out here. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2067 | You think he's got s'mores in the briefcase? | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2068 | On the count of three, we turn and jab him forcefully in the sternum with our sticks. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2069 | He must have overheard us talking about the summit... | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2070 | o you think he knows there isn't a Starbucks at the top? | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2071 | Can you see that bear up ahead?" "Yeah, but he won't. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2072 | I’ll give you a call back when we’re on top of things | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2073 | I'm gonna be late for the meeting. I can't get Google Maps reception here. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2074 | Nature is so much better with a consierge. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2075 | Oh, that’s just my lawyer. He vets all of my first dates. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2076 | Hun, I think he's IRS. I warned you we'd be audited. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2077 | Ignore him. He's just another ambulance chaser. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2078 | And you call ME a workaholic! | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2079 | We are only a mile away from the crypto mining cave. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2080 | I have a hard stop in 10 minutes. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2081 | He's taking the Travelers Insurance motto, "We're Always There For You" too far. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2082 | I don't think he's from National Geographic on assignment... | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2083 | He doesn't believe in "all work and no play" | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
2084 | I’m on my lunch break. Call you back | 1.2564 | 0.05455 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2085 | Hey,can you peek backwards and check if that weirdo in the suit is taking a picture of my ass? | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2086 | guess where i am | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2087 | Who's your insurance agent? | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2088 | Has he approved our insurance yet? | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2089 | Dear, why did you invite our life insurance agent on this hike ?? | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2090 | Sharon, climb faster. I think he's talking about us. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2091 | I should be there soon. I’m following a couple of sticklers. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2092 | No injuries so far... I'll keep in touch. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2093 | Don't look now but I think the IRS is joining our hike. | 1.2556 | 0.06233 | 90 | 74 | 9 | 7 |
2094 | A consultant? Why, again, did we need a consultant? | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2095 | I'm getting a little tired of your putting your past behind you. | 1.2549 | 0.07326 | 51 | 40 | 9 | 2 |
2096 | This is a pretty steep tax hike. | 1.2549 | 0.06770 | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 |
2097 | I already told, he's just a work friend. | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
2098 | ...and the policy pays triple if you're eaten by a bear. | 1.2545 | 0.06471 | 55 | 42 | 12 | 1 |
2099 | I think we're being followed. | 1.2545 | 0.06471 | 55 | 42 | 12 | 1 |
2100 | Once I complete this stupid team building skill with these two losers,we can close the deal. | 1.2545 | 0.06471 | 55 | 42 | 12 | 1 |
2101 | They’re asking about the brief case, do I tell them about the pastrami? | 1.2545 | 0.06471 | 55 | 42 | 12 | 1 |
2102 | Working remotely provides nice views! | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
2103 | No, I DON’T think I’m micromanaging them. | 1.2545 | 0.06471 | 55 | 42 | 12 | 1 |
2104 | Yes I'm known for taking our clients to new heights | 1.2545 | 0.05928 | 55 | 41 | 14 | 0 |
2105 | He's a professional stalker | 1.2545 | 0.05928 | 55 | 41 | 14 | 0 |
2106 | Um honey, why is your lawyer following us up Mount Killaman- wait what was it called again? | 1.2545 | 0.07439 | 55 | 44 | 8 | 3 |
2107 | I told you mountainclimbing.com has better service! | 1.2542 | 0.07087 | 59 | 47 | 9 | 3 |
2108 | This wasn't what I meant when I said I wanted to get to the top. | 1.2542 | 0.06208 | 59 | 45 | 13 | 1 |
2109 | Don’t worry, we’re not on a dangerous trail. I think. | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
2110 | Just keep walking,honey. The fresh air and greenery will scare him off soon. | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
2111 | Instead of a trail cam this park uses a trail lawyer. | 1.2542 | 0.06208 | 59 | 45 | 13 | 1 |
2112 | I thought you promised to leave your old self at the office. | 1.2542 | 0.07488 | 59 | 48 | 7 | 4 |
2113 | I wish you could leave your work behind. | 1.2542 | 0.06208 | 59 | 45 | 13 | 1 |
2114 | Two Margaritas and I'll have the Hawaii Pizza. | 1.2542 | 0.07087 | 59 | 47 | 9 | 3 |
2115 | That's what happens when you refuse to sign a liability waiver. | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
2116 | I'm running late for the summit, I'm stuck in traffic. | 1.2542 | 0.07087 | 59 | 47 | 9 | 3 |
2117 | Are you absolutely certain you fed the dog before we left Kabul? I'm positive the Taliban won't do it. | 1.2542 | 0.07488 | 59 | 48 | 7 | 4 |
2118 | How does this help us reach our financial heights? | 1.2542 | 0.07087 | 59 | 47 | 9 | 3 |
2119 | We should have stuck with the retirement planning option. | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2120 | Speed up. It’s an insurance salesman | 1.2540 | 0.05528 | 63 | 47 | 16 | 0 |
2121 | This is what happens when you buy whole life on Instagram. | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2122 | I guess after we stole that clown’s stilts he was forced to pick the next closest job: Lawyer | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2123 | So, as we reach the end of your Platinum Life Insurance free trial membership, I hope you'll agree that, together, we've taken 'personalized risk management' to the next level. And so does Chad. | 1.2540 | 0.07494 | 63 | 52 | 6 | 5 |
2124 | I think we’re approaching the “this was your idea” phase of the project | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2125 | Sorry, Sweetie, I'll be late to dinner. Big meeting at the summit. | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2126 | They are discussing custody of the children, I'll get back to you. | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2127 | Believe me, the bears always go for the attorneys first. | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2128 | Nah, he tweakin' | 1.2540 | 0.05973 | 63 | 48 | 14 | 1 |
2129 | I didn’t mean that we should literally get ready for a tax hike. | 1.2540 | 0.05755 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
2130 | Don't blame me, you're the one who insisted on the extra rider on whole life insurance. | 1.2537 | 0.05356 | 67 | 50 | 17 | 0 |
2131 | He's my personal trainer's legal counsel. | 1.2537 | 0.05356 | 67 | 50 | 17 | 0 |
2132 | Yeah, their legal problems are still following them. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2133 | I thought you said we needed to take this offline. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2134 | I said "you're breaking up," not "we're breaking up." | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2135 | Scratch the helicopter and camera Not a chance they'll make it | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2136 | Yes, I'm touring one of those remote co-working spaces now. They've really embraced the open office concept and I'm hearing the lunch options are all locally sourced. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2137 | Sales is a numbers game. I probably should have stopped tailing these prospects earlier but my wallet smells nice. | 1.2537 | 0.06840 | 67 | 54 | 9 | 4 |
2138 | They said he was a climber... | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2139 | Don't look now, Bond is back. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2140 | My attorney says this is not how you solve a problem called Maria. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2141 | My ex-husband won't obey the restraining order." By Tom Thum | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2142 | He has an escalating commission. | 1.2537 | 0.05356 | 67 | 50 | 17 | 0 |
2143 | Don’t look he’s calling an Uber | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2144 | Don’t worry, the wife is on board with the life insurance. The next deadly cliff will surely do it for the guy. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2145 | Well, he clearly didn’t get the fall catalogue | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2146 | You know, using a walking stick isn't a sign of weakness.. | 1.2537 | 0.06840 | 67 | 54 | 9 | 4 |
2147 | Sure beats the subway! | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2148 | Mark, please try not to look at work on our honeymoon | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2149 | Are you sure he's really a sherpa? | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2150 | Spending time with my folks doing their bucket list. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2151 | Boy, REI has really gone corporate. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2152 | The guidebook said business casual. | 1.2535 | 0.05200 | 71 | 53 | 18 | 0 |
2153 | Reckon we could start a fire with these two sticks and get rid of the body? | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2154 | I will show you what I think about your hiking my interest rates when you get here! | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2155 | Pregnant woman got fleeing Texas for abortion. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2156 | If you look at my ass he's calling you in. | 1.2535 | 0.06867 | 71 | 58 | 8 | 5 |
2157 | Don’t blame me. YOU were the one who wanted more social media followers. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2158 | ‘Yes, they appear to be indigenous. They have tribal sticks. Send the crew.’ | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2159 | When you said we needed to get a physical for out life insurance policy, I wasn’t expecting this! | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2160 | Look ! I'll have to call you back . I'm having trouble keeping up with the Boss and Mr. Boss | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2161 | We'll lose him in about a minute...his reception will drop out and he'll start walking in circles. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2162 | Don't look now, our accountant is behind us. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2163 | Yes, sir, I AM sure they're goimg to buy the policy. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2164 | Guess we,should have TEXTED him what to wear. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2165 | He said he’s ‘working remotely’... | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2166 | Make him show his vaccination card. | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2167 | Neither Rod nor these splintery staffs bring me comfort. | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
2168 | I’d tell him to cut the cord — if he had one. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2169 | I bet they still won’t pay out if we fall | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2170 | Yes, they’re still at it. I’m waiting for one to fall off so I can service the will. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2171 | I know this is called 'Discovery Trail', but does your lawyer really need to be here? | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2172 | Try not to make eye contact, so he'll take his bespoke crypto ETF somewhere else. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2173 | I think the disguise is working, they haven't spotted the tail yet sir | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2174 | This isn’t a business trip | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
2175 | Bob, I'm gonna have to call you back. *sigh* There's more people I need to trample over to climb to the top. | 1.2500 | 0.07319 | 56 | 45 | 8 | 3 |
2176 | ‘Canes Et Cetera’ - You fall, Just call - how can we help you? | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2177 | Next time I’m climbing the corporate ladder. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2178 | Well, it was nice to think we were getting away from it all. | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2179 | Can I call you back? I’ve got some asshole tourists in front of me that find this shit stimulating. | 1.2500 | 0.07748 | 60 | 50 | 5 | 5 |
2180 | He’s too bearish—use the spray. | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
2181 | We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty. | 1.2500 | 0.06118 | 60 | 46 | 13 | 1 |
2182 | Call you back soon. Free solo coming up. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2183 | Who knew our insurance company would take "the incalculable risk of mountain climbing" so seriously? | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2184 | My suit will handle the details. | 1.2500 | 0.07319 | 56 | 45 | 8 | 3 |
2185 | He's checking to see if your life insurance policy has an extreme sport exclusion | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 52 | 39 | 13 | 0 |
2186 | Do not worry chief, I'll keep my eyes on them. | 1.2500 | 0.08158 | 56 | 47 | 4 | 5 |
2187 | When did the National Parks Service start hiring attorneys as guides? | 1.2500 | 0.08181 | 52 | 43 | 5 | 4 |
2188 | Pretend that you don't notice him. He's an ambulation chaser. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2189 | Let me call you back. I’m with Mr. and Mrs. Costanza, heading to a high-level planning meeting for the annual Festivus celebration. | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2190 | When the market drops, keep an eye out on the trail for bears. | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2191 | We must be on a remote working trail. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2192 | I know he works for you, but counting steps like this seems overindulgent. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2193 | Watch out for mountain lawyers. | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2194 | How much farther do we have to Go to get the Virus Shot ? | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2195 | What will you do? Sue the mountain? | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2196 | Wait til those marmots see we brought a lawyer this time. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2197 | You know, Rob, at the mountain top there's NO wi-fi at all! And if you can't take an extra five minutes off of work, your busted! tell him dear! | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2198 | I swear, all you have to do these days is THINK about divorce, and voila!" | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2199 | I’ll circle back after looking for the low hanging fruit. | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
2200 | Just Ignore Him. | 1.2500 | 0.07706 | 52 | 42 | 7 | 3 |
2201 | I think he's got to be the most persistent insurance salesman I've ever met. | 1.2500 | 0.05290 | 68 | 51 | 17 | 0 |
2202 | Is he an insurance salesman or a claims adjuster? | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2203 | It may not be what you wanted, but let's lose him before the call ends. | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
2204 | He seems confused about how to climb to the pinnacle of his career. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2205 | I guess the ladder wasn't enough. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2206 | That's my ex. He said he was *making* it his business. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2207 | I’ll show them the plans for the escalator when we reach the top. | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2208 | Would you mind using your stick to push our attorney off this hill? | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2209 | Don't worry, I told them they're still in Staten Island. | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2210 | Just buy the damn life insurance policy. | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
2211 | Buy 1000 shares of Walking Sticks. | 1.2500 | 0.07750 | 56 | 46 | 6 | 4 |
2212 | I'm starting to regret that life insurance gift to Harvard." | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2213 | From what I understand, his specialty is slips and falls. | 1.2500 | 0.06118 | 60 | 46 | 13 | 1 |
2214 | The next time you bring your lawyer along at least give him a pair of climbing boots, not social climbing shoes. | 1.2500 | 0.07066 | 68 | 56 | 7 | 5 |
2215 | Unless that cell phone doubles as a walking stick… | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2216 | I don't go anywhere these days without my lawyer." | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2217 | They say if you don't stare, the remote worker will eventually lose interest | 1.2500 | 0.06371 | 56 | 43 | 12 | 1 |
2218 | How come he has signal? | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2219 | I told you there was too much fine print in the life insurance policy. | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2220 | He thinks he is climbing the ladder of success | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2221 | Look straight ahead, Herbert. They can sense fear. | 1.2500 | 0.06983 | 48 | 37 | 10 | 1 |
2222 | Yes, I’ve advised them on hydration, bug bites and quicksand, what else? | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
2223 | Yeah, still getting used to this hybrid work thing. | 1.2500 | 0.06316 | 48 | 36 | 12 | 0 |
2224 | They told me to take a hike. | 1.2500 | 0.06118 | 60 | 46 | 13 | 1 |
2225 | Now mind your own business dear. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2226 | Walk away slowly, and whatever you do, don't make eye contact. | 1.2500 | 0.06118 | 60 | 46 | 13 | 1 |
2227 | Our Golden Life Policy--it's in the bag. | 1.2500 | 0.07319 | 56 | 45 | 8 | 3 |
2228 | Yes, I am sure. I was in the elevator when I overheard him say sell it all now!" | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
2229 | No, they still insist they didn't friend anyone on the Facebook Mountain Climbing Club. | 1.2500 | 0.07043 | 64 | 52 | 8 | 4 |
2230 | I said bring your compass,not accountant! | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2231 | What remote work really gifts us is the opportunity of being 7 miles in the middle of nowhere, unplugged, and still on a zoom call! | 1.2500 | 0.06656 | 52 | 40 | 11 | 1 |
2232 | Pay no attention to him. In the corporate world, he climbs ladders. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2233 | Trevor, don't come, I am lost, it is a literally summit. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2234 | Yes, that's correct. I only need two plane tickets for this evening. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2235 | Only the mountains never meet. | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2236 | Honey, I said to hire a medic, not a lawyer! | 1.2500 | 0.07201 | 52 | 41 | 9 | 2 |
2237 | I told you we shouldn’t have lied in the life insurance form. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2238 | Boss, I told you they weren’t actually WORKING from home… | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
2239 | Well, it certainly does roll downhill | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2240 | Looks like Steve has found a work-life balance that works for him. | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2241 | Can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot vax summer shit. | 1.2500 | 0.06981 | 60 | 48 | 9 | 3 |
2242 | Honey, I really don’t think this is what your therapist meant by ‘work/life balance’ | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
2243 | What do you mean I'm not at Twin Peaks | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2244 | So he thinks I'm a micromanager? I'll show him micromanager! | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2245 | I don’t know, Greg they’re actually hiking. | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2246 | Bob, maybe you took ‘making it to the top’ too literally | 1.2500 | 0.07319 | 56 | 45 | 8 | 3 |
2247 | Climbing the corporate ladder wasn't challenging enough | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2248 | Are we underdressed or is he over dressed? | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2249 | Yes, I am on my way to the summit. Is there any catering? I’m starving. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2250 | Yeah I will always be on a workation from now!!! | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2251 | The insurance company sure is diligent when it comes to their accident policies. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2252 | I said hiking is taxing not tax hike. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2253 | We are very risk-averse. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2254 | I suppose next he'll bring out his banjo. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2255 | I did not think our trek required a story. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2256 | He's marketing for that hiking magizene. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2257 | I'll give you ten bucks to whack that guy behind us with your stick. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2258 | I can't wait to download the rock-climbing app he's using. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2259 | This guy's been talking about eagles landing for the past forty minutes and I haven't seen one. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2260 | When I told him on hire that as my personal assistant he is to follow me everywhere, I didn’t think he would take me literally.” | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
2261 | Just one of those working from the wilderness folks | 1.2466 | 0.05080 | 73 | 55 | 18 | 0 |
2262 | I guess he’s traveling business class. | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2263 | Honey, if you keep staring at the capitalist he'll continue to follow us." said the colonizer | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2264 | I asked them three times already; they said they don’t need a car warranty. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2265 | Let's lose your Ex's lawyer at the waterfall. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2266 | We may need to use your bar spray. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2267 | For us this is a journey; for some it’s just a commute. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2268 | I'll sue them as soon as we reach the top | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2269 | I'll be back online in 30 minutes. They won't even miss me. | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2270 | They'll take the position if they can work remotely. | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2271 | Leadership is about peak performance. I have all it takes. Only a sissy needs a stick. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2272 | Yes, you were right. I feel much more relaxed. Now don’t forget to file those eviction notices by noon. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2273 | The corporate ladder is still broken. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2274 | But you can't sue the National Park Service! | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2275 | He’s a concierge personal injury lawyer. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2276 | Don't pay him much mind, I know where his stick went. | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
2277 | I sense a scandal ahead. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2278 | Lawyers. Never leave home without one. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2279 | Are we sure our protruding eyeballs can handle this altitude? | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2280 | I told you he was the best insurance agent. | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
2281 | Tell him George, for the tenth and last time, we do not want the damned extended warranty! | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2282 | He didn't get the memo. | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2283 | I updated your life insurance policy before we left home, why? | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2284 | The traffic is unbelievable …. I may be a few minutes late | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2285 | Thank God. They found his luggage. | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2286 | He sleeps in his "Back To Work Suit" too. Hopefully, he'll shower in it". | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
2287 | That development officer from your alma mater is really not going away. | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2288 | I used that GPS tracker to find Jim and he is most definitely not quarantining. | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
2289 | Pursuing high-striving clients has become a real uphill struggle! | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
2290 | Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do. | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
2291 | Call of the wild. | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2292 | Yes, yes, sorry. When I hitched a ride, I didn’t know they were hikers. | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
2293 | Don't worry, I'll keep you updated on the ensuing mountain climbing lawsuit! | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
2294 | Must you bring your sniveling lawyer with you everywhere we go? | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
2295 | This is what happens when a mountain is named “Business” and its peak is named “Success.” | 1.2459 | 0.05559 | 61 | 46 | 15 | 0 |
2296 | Stay close to me. That thing in his jacket is someone's fingers. | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
2297 | You don’t have to outrun a bear, you just have to outrun this guy. | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
2298 | Only one more rock before the unisex bathroom | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
2299 | No, they haven't taken the brief survey yet, but I'm hoping they will when they get to the top. | 1.2456 | 0.06754 | 57 | 45 | 10 | 2 |
2300 | At least it’s not a Zoom call | 1.2456 | 0.07203 | 57 | 46 | 8 | 3 |
2301 | Sorry boss, but these folks just aren't interested in life insurance! | 1.2456 | 0.06273 | 57 | 44 | 12 | 1 |
2302 | Latest Netflix's drama pits white ninja survivalists against clandestined government sponsored corporate assassin. | 1.2456 | 0.07626 | 57 | 47 | 6 | 4 |
2303 | He’s negotiating a no mauling agreement with the bears… so yes, he’s joining us. | 1.2456 | 0.05752 | 57 | 43 | 14 | 0 |
2304 | It’s the call of the broker. | 1.2456 | 0.06754 | 57 | 45 | 10 | 2 |
2305 | There are no security cameras up here, so my insurance company has to follow me on hikes" | 1.2453 | 0.06547 | 53 | 41 | 11 | 1 |
2306 | I don't see why you had to pack your lawyer for a day hike. | 1.2453 | 0.07079 | 53 | 42 | 9 | 2 |
2307 | I still say, just because we have a budget for consultants doesn't mean we have to have one for every damn project. | 1.2453 | 0.07079 | 53 | 42 | 9 | 2 |
2308 | Maybe we should have just signed the liability waiver. | 1.2453 | 0.07079 | 53 | 42 | 9 | 2 |
2309 | We'll track you down anywhere; thanks to the new Biden IRS budget | 1.2453 | 0.06547 | 53 | 41 | 11 | 1 |
2310 | Aw hang on I might be losing signal I literally in the middle of nowhere. | 1.2453 | 0.06547 | 53 | 41 | 11 | 1 |
2311 | Working Remotely. | 1.2453 | 0.05967 | 53 | 40 | 13 | 0 |
2312 | Our company is still figuring out this hybrid work from home scenario | 1.2453 | 0.05967 | 53 | 40 | 13 | 0 |
2313 | Why am I feeling I might slip and fall? | 1.2449 | 0.07452 | 49 | 39 | 8 | 2 |
2314 | Yes, that’s what I’m telling you, even sherpas can be served for providing transport to a clinic! | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2315 | Words can hurt too. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2316 | Is he with us? | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2317 | C’mon, just 60 more miles to the border and we can Uber to Planned Parenthood without this random creep suing us for $10,000 #bansoffourbodies | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2318 | No Dave! This is not what I signed for! | 1.2436 | 0.05221 | 78 | 60 | 17 | 1 |
2319 | Our billionaire's life insurance risk is currently going up. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2320 | Don't worry, he still doesn't have our passwords. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2321 | Ignore him, there's no cell coverage here. He's just pretending | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2322 | I'll hold...God? Yes, looks like they are getting away. | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
2323 | He's taking his case to a higher court. | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
2324 | So much for living off the grid | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2325 | Don't bother him. He thinks he's in a motivational poster. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2326 | His fee’s go even higher. | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
2327 | 'Theyve got a mountain to climb if they think they can afford a second child in this economy.' | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
2328 | He’s very used to climbing the corporate ladder. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2329 | I can report that he is a gentleman as he let her be first! | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2330 | Your soon to be ex's lawyer is going to run out of cell service soon. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2331 | Don't worry, we'll lose him as soon as we start a downhill trend. | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
2332 | You think everyone looks like our accountant. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2333 | So when do we get your disability settlement? | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2334 | ...and don't forget to show them the "death by mountain goat" clause before they sign. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2335 | They are using these suspicious long sticks to gain elevation. | 1.2429 | 0.05162 | 70 | 53 | 17 | 0 |
2336 | What kind of travel insurance plan did you get us anyway? | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2337 | Don’t make eye contact, he’ll only try to sell us trip insurance. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2338 | He charges by the number of feet above sea level. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2339 | Look Julie, it’s one of the rarest species, a businessman with a brick phone.” | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
2340 | Yes, of course we'll need representation. This is Mt. Judge. | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
2341 | They’re telling to buy low and sell high. | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
2342 | .. yeah I’m right behind them and they smell fucking terrible | 1.2424 | 0.06499 | 66 | 53 | 10 | 3 |
2343 | Are you sure the invitation said Business Attire? | 1.2424 | 0.06499 | 66 | 53 | 10 | 3 |
2344 | I’ve never supported tax hikes. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
2345 | yes, I told them their insurance would be sky high | 1.2424 | 0.05316 | 66 | 50 | 16 | 0 |
2346 | Still no data, you have to go higher! I am going to miss my meeting. | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
2347 | Most men lead lives of noisy desperation. | 1.2424 | 0.06849 | 66 | 54 | 8 | 4 |
2348 | Yes, again, all the business class seats were booked. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
2349 | We’re not going to finalize the divorce papers until you find the miniature ceramic dog my Mother gave to me!! | 1.2424 | 0.05316 | 66 | 50 | 16 | 0 |
2350 | Looks like it’s uphill from here. | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
2351 | What really annoys me is that he hasn’t slipped once in those wingtips. | 1.2419 | 0.05483 | 62 | 47 | 15 | 0 |
2352 | I found the next place in need of liberation from their natural resources, Mr. President. | 1.2419 | 0.06777 | 62 | 50 | 9 | 3 |
2353 | he said he'd climb any mountain to close the deal | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
2354 | I think he misinterpreted “Reach your peak.” | 1.2419 | 0.05946 | 62 | 48 | 13 | 1 |
2355 | I don't think he's following us to get directions. | 1.2419 | 0.05946 | 62 | 48 | 13 | 1 |
2356 | He wanted to prep for a bear market. | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
2357 | you're the one who suggested this "accidental death or dismemberment plan" before our trip | 1.2419 | 0.06777 | 62 | 50 | 9 | 3 |
2358 | Who farted? | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
2359 | Closing this deal has been an uphill battle. | 1.2419 | 0.05946 | 62 | 48 | 13 | 1 |
2360 | As the corporate ladder was being used, he tried management mountain. | 1.2419 | 0.05483 | 62 | 47 | 15 | 0 |
2361 | Your friend seems like a bit of an overachiever. | 1.2419 | 0.06777 | 62 | 50 | 9 | 3 |
2362 | No no honey, the new boss was very clear - he told me to take a hike! | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
2363 | Damn, I still get reception here | 1.2419 | 0.05946 | 62 | 48 | 13 | 1 |
2364 | Sigh..not so sure about these COVID urban refugees… | 1.2419 | 0.05946 | 62 | 48 | 13 | 1 |
2365 | Buy low, sell high. | 1.2419 | 0.05946 | 62 | 48 | 13 | 1 |
2366 | He must really wanna go back to the office | 1.2418 | 0.04776 | 91 | 70 | 20 | 1 |
2367 | The vacation isn't working. | 1.2414 | 0.06650 | 58 | 46 | 10 | 2 |
2368 | In case anything happens to me on this hike, I have invited Joanie’s husband, the town’s best divorce attorney | 1.2414 | 0.06650 | 58 | 46 | 10 | 2 |
2369 | Honey, Thanks for packing my lederhosen | 1.2414 | 0.05668 | 58 | 44 | 14 | 0 |
2370 | Just ignore him. Eventually his phone will distract him and he'll lose his footing and vanish. | 1.2414 | 0.05668 | 58 | 44 | 14 | 0 |
2371 | Nope, still no word from the Supreme Court. How much further until we cross state lines? | 1.2414 | 0.07090 | 58 | 47 | 8 | 3 |
2372 | Jack, it’s a vacation. Imagine the world has stopped and get off of icloud." Sue Duncan, McLean, V | 1.2414 | 0.07090 | 58 | 47 | 8 | 3 |
2373 | I'm starting to think that there never was a client up here. | 1.2414 | 0.07090 | 58 | 47 | 8 | 3 |
2374 | He really wants this life insurance deal. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2375 | Yes, I'll ask them about their car's extended warranty | 1.2414 | 0.07505 | 58 | 48 | 6 | 4 |
2376 | This time and motion guy may be taking his job too seriously | 1.2414 | 0.05668 | 58 | 44 | 14 | 0 |
2377 | Yeah...hiking poles. They're like a thing. Go long. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2378 | Of course bears are afraid of a desk audit, darling | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2379 | So far, not taxing. | 1.2407 | 0.06440 | 54 | 42 | 11 | 1 |
2380 | Tell my assistant I need a rod thingy. | 1.2407 | 0.07447 | 54 | 44 | 7 | 3 |
2381 | Let it be noted that I informed you this section up ahead is incredibly treacherous. Don’t mind the lawyer. | 1.2407 | 0.06962 | 54 | 43 | 9 | 2 |
2382 | I told you to bring your Doc Martins, not Doc Martin! | 1.2407 | 0.07902 | 54 | 45 | 5 | 4 |
2383 | Don’t look back or you’ll turn into a pillar of salt. | 1.2407 | 0.06962 | 54 | 43 | 9 | 2 |
2384 | Don’t worry, they’re mostly harmless. I’ve got a can of accountant spray if he gets too close. | 1.2407 | 0.06440 | 54 | 42 | 11 | 1 |
2385 | Just start accelerating. | 1.2405 | 0.05164 | 79 | 61 | 17 | 1 |
2386 | I’ve told him repeatedly that we have enough coverage | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2387 | Meatballs again?? Ok but this time make sure they are warm when I come home | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2388 | I’m very happy with my new financial advisor. He would climb mountains for me. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2389 | Sell, sell, sell." Doesn't he know we can hear him | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2390 | Fine, I’ll be there in a jiffy | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
2391 | He's not on a conference call. That's just his emotional support phone. | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
2392 | Jason was an avid insurance salesman, if he sensed likely customers he'd follow them to ends of the earth to make the sale. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2393 | I'm gonna be a bit late. Yeah, traffic. | 1.2400 | 0.06737 | 50 | 39 | 10 | 1 |
2394 | I knew the fresh air smelled a little like Paco Raban | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2395 | Yes I made sure to bring just what I needed | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2396 | It’s incredible the lengths that some people will go | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
2397 | Part of the “new” Covid crowd. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2398 | Really, Eliot, must your bookie follow us everywhere?" | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2399 | Yes, term life for her and double indemnity for him, getting signatures now. | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2400 | This is as 'remotely' as one can work, sir. | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
2401 | The only range you get here is the mountain range | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2402 | Since we lost the map I don’t think this is a good time to negotiate. | 1.2391 | 0.07730 | 46 | 37 | 7 | 2 |
2403 | I can see you're busy. But this insurance policy . . . | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2404 | It’s after six. What am I? A farmer? | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2405 | Don't stare! He's working remotely... That's a thing now | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2406 | Yes, a remote work environment... | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2407 | Global warming ok, but I'm not sure about those great real-estate opportunities | 1.2388 | 0.06755 | 67 | 55 | 8 | 4 |
2408 | How many times have I told there is no way to avoid the taxman! | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2409 | So, if they climb above 3,000 feet, the 'You're on your own' clause kicks in. Got it? | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2410 | Yeah, boss. They know they are paying a premium for the view. | 1.2388 | 0.06755 | 67 | 55 | 8 | 4 |
2411 | The sticks served as a cautionary tale … | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2412 | At least we got my brother out of the office. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
2413 | Life insurance underwriting has reached a whole new level. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
2414 | This is not what I meant when I said YOU'RE not allowed to work on vacation. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2415 | ‘It was your idea to put your lawyer ‘friend’ as a beneficiary on the travel insurance” | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2416 | Do you think he will notice if we split up? | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2417 | These employee retention efforts have gone too far. | 1.2388 | 0.06755 | 67 | 55 | 8 | 4 |
2418 | Sir, Ma'am, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty! You can hike to the top, but you've got to drive home! | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
2419 | …, 330,672 potato …, 330,673 | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2420 | If they don't like the wedding plan from the cliff too, I'm afraid I'll have to drop them away. | 1.2388 | 0.07082 | 67 | 56 | 6 | 5 |
2421 | My wife says a living will is better than a regular will. See what you can do. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2422 | Worst case of distracted while walking that I have ever seen. | 1.2381 | 0.06680 | 63 | 51 | 9 | 3 |
2423 | Advocates of climb-it change. | 1.2381 | 0.05409 | 63 | 48 | 15 | 0 |
2424 | Idiot, I said we should rent a SherPA, not a CPA! | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
2425 | Sorry I’m not in! My psychologist thinks I need more relaxation days | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
2426 | So, your lawyer is looking for evidence that I'm a gold digger? | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
2427 | So you told me that messy divorce with Helen was behind you, Fred. Obviously not. And who's Ginger?" | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
2428 | And to think of all the money I spent on these hiking boots. | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
2429 | He's an Underwriter, Stanley, not Undertaker. Still, best not slip . . . | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
2430 | I told you wise guy lawyers we couldn't bring the mountain to Muhammad! | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
2431 | Yes, I have the consent forms, but I draw the line at singing "Val-deri,Val-dera, Val-deri, Val-dera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha" | 1.2381 | 0.07053 | 63 | 52 | 7 | 4 |
2432 | I told you to wear your, "Mountain Hiker Do Not Follow" shirt. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2433 | Yes, the wills are up to date. | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
2434 | I guess they really do mean work from anywhere. | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
2435 | This was the only way my boss would give me the day off" | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
2436 | stop looking at his phone and focus on your stick. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2437 | There's your climate change: arbiters never used to nest this high up. | 1.2381 | 0.07053 | 63 | 52 | 7 | 4 |
2438 | I want your mother’s pearls, put that on the record | 1.2381 | 0.07407 | 63 | 53 | 5 | 5 |
2439 | they're coming your way, i have the butter. | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
2440 | I told you not to invite your brother. | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
2441 | Bad news Herb . It’s not a corporate ladder. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2442 | He definitely said Sherpa, not Shapiro. | 1.2373 | 0.07388 | 59 | 49 | 6 | 4 |
2443 | We can always hope a bear comes along to get rid of this IRS guy. | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
2444 | I hope he's not an accident and injury lawyer! | 1.2373 | 0.06981 | 59 | 48 | 8 | 3 |
2445 | If we encounter any bears, tell him we'll take the life insurance. | 1.2373 | 0.06087 | 59 | 46 | 12 | 1 |
2446 | Tell HR both walking sticks are the same size so we’re good. | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
2447 | Man, what this guy won't do to sell an insurance policy ! | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
2448 | Trust me, Ted—bringing your investment banker along for the weekend is NOT gonna help you close the deal.” | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
2449 | He says he’s working remotely. | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
2450 | Some people take working remotely too far | 1.2373 | 0.06087 | 59 | 46 | 12 | 1 |
2451 | Oh yes, it’s the only way they’ll ever move up in life | 1.2373 | 0.07388 | 59 | 49 | 6 | 4 |
2452 | Hi Mrs. Peter’s. I have to work out of the office today…mom and dad wanted to take a day trip | 1.2373 | 0.06981 | 59 | 48 | 8 | 3 |
2453 | His card said 'trail boss', but I thought he was just being clever. | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
2454 | They are climbing quickly with little to no interest rate. | 1.2373 | 0.06087 | 59 | 46 | 12 | 1 |
2455 | They need to quit with these work remote with a view recommendations. | 1.2373 | 0.06981 | 59 | 48 | 8 | 3 |
2456 | My clients have officially gone too far. Please start litigating our claims on their combined estate. | 1.2368 | 0.04909 | 76 | 58 | 18 | 0 |
2457 | Are you sure you paid the life insurance premium? | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2458 | Find the drone with your gear yet, Newt? | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
2459 | I'll call Ted...he didn't say that breaking the glass ceiling would take us out of the concrete jungle | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
2460 | I couldn’t care less if he invested in GameStop | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2461 | Our life insurance agent is way too nosy. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2462 | A hike of thousand steps starts with a single step and an attorney! | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2463 | You promised NOT to take any work with you this weekend. | 1.2364 | 0.07323 | 55 | 45 | 7 | 3 |
2464 | Yes, I still think that this could save our marriage; no, I will not leave my lawyer at home. | 1.2364 | 0.06848 | 55 | 44 | 9 | 2 |
2465 | Quick, we’ll have to lose him during our descent. | 1.2364 | 0.05781 | 55 | 42 | 13 | 0 |
2466 | If you're ordering takeout mine's a cheese pizza | 1.2364 | 0.07323 | 55 | 45 | 7 | 3 |
2467 | Maybe if we don’t move he won’t see us. | 1.2364 | 0.06848 | 55 | 44 | 9 | 2 |
2468 | For God’s sake, Gary, please stop pretending to be on your phone and get out of frame. We already told you we can’t add a Matrix subplot to this nature thriller. If you won’t take off the suit and get back in your bear costume, we will be forced to cast someone else. | 1.2364 | 0.06848 | 55 | 44 | 9 | 2 |
2469 | I told you to just sign the waiver. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2470 | Did you really have to invite your personal injury attorney along on this hike? | 1.2361 | 0.05040 | 72 | 55 | 17 | 0 |
2471 | - We never know when we will need a lawyer, Hon! | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2472 | I told you not to bring that asshole brother of yours. | 1.2361 | 0.05040 | 72 | 55 | 17 | 0 |
2473 | Can you hear me? | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2474 | How is it? Do you run or play dead, when you encounter a lawyer? | 1.2361 | 0.06407 | 72 | 59 | 9 | 4 |
2475 | They said there was a ladder to climb somewhere around here. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2476 | These punishments for white-collar crime are really getting out of hand. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2477 | He has a different concept of climbing to the top. | 1.2361 | 0.06706 | 72 | 60 | 7 | 5 |
2478 | Affirmative, boss. Deep cover surveillance. They won't suspect a thing. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2479 | I do not mind his speaking softly, but he is not carrying a big stick. | 1.2361 | 0.06407 | 72 | 59 | 9 | 4 |
2480 | I will be right behind should you fall, and help you recover all the damages YOU are entitled to. | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2481 | Our innovation team has a fantastic plan to protect our corporate assests from rising sea levels. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2482 | It's getting too crowded here-one of y'all needs to take the high road the other the low road. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2483 | Maybe using your brother's park pass was not such a good idea. | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2484 | These IRS dudes just can't let it go. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2485 | Willard, look, I know he's your old college buddy and he just went through a rough divorce and all, but y'know- I just don't think hiking is his thing. Also I'm pretty sure he has three severed fingers sticking out of his pocket. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2486 | I thought you told me to take a hike. | 1.2353 | 0.06664 | 68 | 56 | 8 | 4 |
2487 | If your policy is worth his time, then your life is over. | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2488 | He does understand that "pole watching" has to do with elections?, doesn't he. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2489 | Guy: "Did your dad have to come?" Girl: "..." Dad: "Do your thing and you won't even know I'm here" Girl: "We aren't going on a second date are we.." Guy: "Nope" Dad: "My job here is done." | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2490 | So yeah, she told him to take a hike, and he took her literally. No, the papers are still not signed. | 1.2353 | 0.08207 | 51 | 43 | 4 | 4 |
2491 | where'd you find that sherpa? | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2492 | So, when you told him we were climbing, he actually thought you meant the corporate ladder? | 1.2353 | 0.07188 | 51 | 41 | 8 | 2 |
2493 | Can you hear me now? We're down to two bars. | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
2494 | I know you're concerned about how much this vacation will cost, but did you really have to bring your accountant? | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2495 | Don't remind him again, Harvey. This is his personal experience of mountain. Let him live it. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2496 | We’ll connect with him at the summit. | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
2497 | He comes with your ten million dollar life insurance policy ? | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2498 | Never mind who he is, I want a divorce. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2499 | If I wanted to track my fitness, I'd use an Apple Watch, not a Step Statistician. | 1.2353 | 0.06664 | 68 | 56 | 8 | 4 |
2500 | Like, maybe you should have clarified "working vacation," Tim. | 1.2353 | 0.06620 | 51 | 40 | 10 | 1 |
2501 | Yes, I’m still tailing them. Have they spotted me? Umm, no, I don’t think so.. | 1.2353 | 0.05999 | 51 | 39 | 12 | 0 |
2502 | It’s been so long since the office has been open I’ve gotten lost on my way to the office. | 1.2353 | 0.06664 | 68 | 56 | 8 | 4 |
2503 | They weren't kidding about the commute. | 1.2353 | 0.06620 | 51 | 40 | 10 | 1 |
2504 | You renewed our cars extended warranty, right? | 1.2353 | 0.07188 | 51 | 41 | 8 | 2 |
2505 | Sorry about this. The FBI agent who watches my online activity was just approved to work remotely | 1.2353 | 0.06620 | 51 | 40 | 10 | 1 |
2506 | I can’t believe they want to build a condo on a volcanic crater | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2507 | Twitter announced we're climbing the wrong hill.! | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2508 | I told you, do not claim this trip as a business expense! | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2509 | The man to call when you slip and fall. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2510 | I wouldnt get reception either if I still had a blackberry. | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
2511 | After you said "take a hike," sir. | 1.2344 | 0.05337 | 64 | 49 | 15 | 0 |
2512 | Full service guide. He gets 2% of our steps, lost or not. | 1.2344 | 0.05337 | 64 | 49 | 15 | 0 |
2513 | He'll find out soon enough that pocket squares don't last long out here. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2514 | No, he's not my divorce lawyer. | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
2515 | Still no slips or falls | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
2516 | I don’t think they quite understood what I meant by “business venture.” | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
2517 | Do you ever feel like your boss is watching you when you're working from home? | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
2518 | How come his cell gets coverage here, and ours don't? | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
2519 | Yes, they're still walking upwards. No, there doesn't appear to be any goal in mind. Somehow, they seem to be enjoying it. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2520 | Did we forget to buy low? | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
2521 | When does that policy expire? | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
2522 | I don't see why I don't get one. | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
2523 | I thought the IRS was working from home | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
2524 | Eventually, he'll realize our trekking poles aren't WiFi antennas. | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
2525 | Honey, you’ve really got to stop letting your work follow you around everywhere. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2526 | Yes, Sir - I’m really enjoying working remotely | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
2527 | Darnit, Albert, don’t look now but HR must be working remotely too. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2528 | It’s one thing having insurance, honey. But must we have the agent tag along? | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2529 | Congressional oversight has gone too far. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2530 | This meeting is being recorded | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
2531 | I told him the reception here is awful. | 1.2340 | 0.07581 | 47 | 38 | 7 | 2 |
2532 | Working from home was great until HR got involved. | 1.2340 | 0.08168 | 47 | 39 | 5 | 3 |
2533 | I think it was a lousy idea to invite your boss on our vacation. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2534 | The Prices are hiking as we speak. | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2535 | I'll keep them in sight. | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2536 | That’s my lawyer Phil. He takes “on retainer” very seriously. | 1.2338 | 0.04855 | 77 | 59 | 18 | 0 |
2537 | Maybe you’re right. We should have done a Zoom sales call. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2538 | I understand,in case of injury,no insurance claim will be accepted. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2539 | I’m not yet ready to take public transport either, but this guy’s commute is a hike! | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2540 | Is there anyone left in Manhattan? | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2541 | My insurance business is climbing to new heights. | 1.2333 | 0.05997 | 60 | 47 | 12 | 1 |
2542 | And I thought tRump's hands were tiny!!! | 1.2333 | 0.05997 | 60 | 47 | 12 | 1 |
2543 | Shouldn't work-from-home entail actually being home? | 1.2333 | 0.06875 | 60 | 49 | 8 | 3 |
2544 | Seven miles and pole walking still hasn't caught on. | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
2545 | Did I not forbid you to bring your work with you on vacation. | 1.2333 | 0.06875 | 60 | 49 | 8 | 3 |
2546 | I never should have let you bring your divorce lawyer into our pod | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
2547 | Are you sure this is the shortcut to the office? | 1.2333 | 0.05997 | 60 | 47 | 12 | 1 |
2548 | Did I take a wrong turn somewhere? | 1.2333 | 0.05997 | 60 | 47 | 12 | 1 |
2549 | Isn't this a little much for an insurance quote? | 1.2333 | 0.05997 | 60 | 47 | 12 | 1 |
2550 | You think he's callin' a chopper? | 1.2333 | 0.06875 | 60 | 49 | 8 | 3 |
2551 | What makes you think that your wife is going to sue for a divorce? | 1.2333 | 0.05997 | 60 | 47 | 12 | 1 |
2552 | We're seeing a lot like him nowadays. Major backup on the ladder of success. | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
2553 | Swiss bankers seen working overtime to woo clients in the age of Robinhood investing. | 1.2333 | 0.05506 | 60 | 46 | 14 | 0 |
2554 | Yes sir, they’ve been hiking for hours and haven’t taken out a cell phone even once | 1.2333 | 0.05506 | 60 | 46 | 14 | 0 |
2555 | He’s wasting his time chasing us. The Park Service is immune from suits. | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
2556 | I thought we agreed to leave work at home. Did Fred not get the text? | 1.2333 | 0.05997 | 60 | 47 | 12 | 1 |
2557 | No Bill, work from home means I can work from anywhere | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
2558 | Not to worry, he'll lose coverage before we will." | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
2559 | I'm going to sign them up before the ambulance chaser even gets there . | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2560 | What does he mean by ‘an escaping host body?’ | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2561 | Honey, I’ll call you when I get back from my business trip | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
2562 | He's probably giving himself a salary hike. | 1.2321 | 0.06237 | 56 | 44 | 11 | 1 |
2563 | What!?! You notified HR about my heavy breathing? | 1.2321 | 0.07203 | 56 | 46 | 7 | 3 |
2564 | You said living in the mountains would get the IRS to leave us alone. | 1.2321 | 0.07203 | 56 | 46 | 7 | 3 |
2565 | I've been delayed, caught in traffic. | 1.2321 | 0.07203 | 56 | 46 | 7 | 3 |
2566 | I hired him to track our calories. | 1.2321 | 0.05693 | 56 | 43 | 13 | 0 |
2567 | We're heading into a risk factor 6.5. Send new rates. | 1.2321 | 0.06237 | 56 | 44 | 11 | 1 |
2568 | Home office - Cancel the Smith's life insurance policies. They lied about not participating in dangerous activities on their applications. | 1.2321 | 0.06237 | 56 | 44 | 11 | 1 |
2569 | Okay we got the death and taxes. Anything else? | 1.2321 | 0.06237 | 56 | 44 | 11 | 1 |
2570 | I might have to turn on my cam for a zoom call but otherwise working from home is great | 1.2321 | 0.05693 | 56 | 43 | 13 | 0 |
2571 | The American Way | 1.2321 | 0.05693 | 56 | 43 | 13 | 0 |
2572 | Work from anywhere they said… | 1.2321 | 0.06237 | 56 | 44 | 11 | 1 |
2573 | I don’t think you can sue a mountain for slips, trips, and falls. | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
2574 | Yes, it’s obvious. | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
2575 | We should have chosen the indoor seminar on climbing the corporate ladder instead. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2576 | What did you think would happen when you took out the most expensive insurance package on offer? | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2577 | Sounds like he's calling to learn the status of his covid test, no mask, too close, how rude! | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2578 | That new office building has really ruined the outdoor feeling. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2579 | Yep. He’s fresh off the corporate ladder. | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
2580 | Shall I pursue the Altitude Option | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2581 | Are you bringing money and guns too? | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2582 | Hi, I'm here for the national executive conference, but I think I got lost on the way to the building from the parking lot. | 1.2319 | 0.05118 | 69 | 53 | 16 | 0 |
2583 | You know Fred, when that lawyer said he'd track us to the end of the earth, I didn't take him literally | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
2584 | Yeah honey, they’re making me meet all of my remote coworkers today on a retreat | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2585 | Any idea who should go if rations run out? | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2586 | If I keep after them they might buy an auto repair insurance. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2587 | NOW can we talk about switching our insurance? | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
2588 | Yep, I'm here at the Four Seasons. The Four Seasons TRAIL... | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2589 | And you think I'M too dependent on my hairdresser! | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2590 | It's easier to walk over them here than on the corporate ladder. | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
2591 | So this is what a romantic hike in nature with a discrete secret service detail is going to look like for the rest of our lives. | 1.2308 | 0.07578 | 52 | 43 | 6 | 3 |
2592 | I guess the corporate ladder didn’t go high enough. | 1.2308 | 0.06493 | 65 | 53 | 9 | 3 |
2593 | Where’s that music coming from? | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2594 | Oh no, as much as I’ve been carefully advising them, they seem to have just put a wrong foot forward! | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2595 | Can I go back to chasing ambulances? I | 1.2308 | 0.07063 | 52 | 42 | 8 | 2 |
2596 | He's here to measure our carbon footprint | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
2597 | I dunno, honey. I kind of dig his Wall Street win-at-all-costs vibe. Maybe we should invite him back to our tent tonight and show him what real greed looks like." | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2598 | Oh, you know how its been since he got fired. Just making his way to the top. | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
2599 | To shreds you say? | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
2600 | If this guy says "moving forward" or "circle back" one more take I'm gonna take him offline! | 1.2308 | 0.05267 | 65 | 50 | 15 | 0 |
2601 | Yes, Siri specifically said, “Follow the two hikers to your destination.” | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2602 | Do we really need a CPA to audit our steps? | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2603 | Two words. Customer journey. | 1.2308 | 0.06493 | 65 | 53 | 9 | 3 |
2604 | Can't fool me. He doesn't even remotely resemble a businessman. | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
2605 | Hold up guys,you didn’t pay for the deluxe trail. | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2606 | I think he thought this was a salary hike | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2607 | There just seems to be no escape from the market’s price hike anymore. | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2608 | It seems like my new commute from upstate might take a little while to get used to | 1.2308 | 0.07195 | 65 | 55 | 5 | 5 |
2609 | I’ll be there soon, just hit some traffic. | 1.2308 | 0.07063 | 52 | 42 | 8 | 2 |
2610 | Honey, when did you say you can leave the meeting again ? | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
2611 | These extended car warranty salesman are aggressive | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2612 | Environmental Law is requiring more hands-on experience these days | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2613 | Don’t worry about him, he’s just a friend | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2614 | If a lawyer falls in the woods and no one is there to hear him, does he make a noise? (Don't you dare try it now!) | 1.2297 | 0.04923 | 74 | 57 | 17 | 0 |
2615 | Must your accountant track every paper trail? | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2616 | The Sierra Club needs to back off! | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
2617 | G5 can be a mixed blessing. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2618 | They've left only footprints so far... | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2619 | If he's so worried about a slip-and-fall claim, why doesn't he take the lead? | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
2620 | Any chance you can drop her lesson plan? | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
2621 | He's taken "work from home" to mean "work from anywhere". | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2622 | Your student loan, pay your student loan, how many times did I tell you, but NO you said, they're supposed to wait during the pandemic. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2623 | I think Bill is taking 'remote work' too literally | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2624 | He always struggles with letting his guard down at leadership retreats. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2625 | Yes sir, at this rate, they're bound to figure out where she wants to eat | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
2626 | It's been uphill ever since my staff quit. | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2627 | Didn’t Vey tell you this is casual Friday? | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
2628 | They can smell fear. | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
2629 | Jim, we're here for a casual walk. Let's ditch the suit and tie at the next bend. | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2630 | When you get to the top,sacrifice the man to Geico. That’ll cover us for life. | 1.2295 | 0.07165 | 61 | 51 | 6 | 4 |
2631 | Don't look at him directly. He's my micro-aggressive lawyer. | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2632 | This is the section where a lot of hikers slip and fall. | 1.2295 | 0.05429 | 61 | 47 | 14 | 0 |
2633 | Don't look back! The cliff is just around the bend... | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
2634 | You want to know what's funny? The August 30th issue of the New Yorker with Contest #769 arrived today, two days after that contest closed. In other words, regular subscribers can't play. | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2635 | I’m determined to make it to the top, one way or another. | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2636 | Before you finish that policy, let’s update the lifespan projections on these two | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2637 | Just be glad he's not a motivational speaker. | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2638 | Why is my estate lawyer on this excursion? | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
2639 | He said he's been trying to reach us about our car's extended warranty." | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2640 | Looks like I’ll be a while. At this stage it’s all uphill | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2641 | My clients need a quote on life insurance. | 1.2295 | 0.05429 | 61 | 47 | 14 | 0 |
2642 | I guess when you bought the 24 hour live coverage policy, I misunderstood. | 1.2295 | 0.06772 | 61 | 50 | 8 | 3 |
2643 | Is he still closing? | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
2644 | I'm almost at the coffee shop now. | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2645 | I told about the traffic on this mountain. You should see the back up on Everest. | 1.2295 | 0.06772 | 61 | 50 | 8 | 3 |
2646 | They said that this would be an easy hike. So how come we are being followed by a personal injury lawyer? | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2647 | Look out, its a stalker | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2648 | I’m trying WeHike since Wework sort of closed | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
2649 | Divorce pending | 1.2295 | 0.05429 | 61 | 47 | 14 | 0 |
2650 | Hey body double, you were supposed to stay at the office while I go hiking | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
2651 | Technically, I am working remotely. | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
2652 | Did you say ‘left’ at the water cooler? | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2653 | Is there a reason I can’t sign the life insurance policy when we get back down? | 1.2295 | 0.06772 | 61 | 50 | 8 | 3 |
2654 | Not now Dave, i'm buying Machu Pichu. | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2655 | I think there seems to be a disconnect. | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
2656 | Your lawyer is checking whether this ain't no mountain high enough. | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2657 | Seems like a lot of effort for a better signal” | 1.2295 | 0.06772 | 61 | 50 | 8 | 3 |
2658 | I said Google assistant, not goggle assistant | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2659 | Houston, we have a problem! | 1.2292 | 0.07437 | 48 | 39 | 7 | 2 |
2660 | I hope he's not billing you for travel time! | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2661 | Our realtor is sure urging us to go higher! | 1.2292 | 0.06131 | 48 | 37 | 11 | 0 |
2662 | When I volunteered us for the endurance experiment, I did not realize we'd be so closely monitored. | 1.2292 | 0.08011 | 48 | 40 | 5 | 3 |
2663 | I feel like we’re being stalked by a bear market. | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
2664 | Honey, I'm not too sure about our personal guide." | 1.2286 | 0.06490 | 70 | 58 | 8 | 4 |
2665 | Does he even know where he is going? | 1.2286 | 0.05055 | 70 | 54 | 16 | 0 |
2666 | Relax, he’s got some snacks in there along with the launch codes. | 1.2286 | 0.06490 | 70 | 58 | 8 | 4 |
2667 | Stanley here is our Sherpa. He says the struggle of finding deductions is like the struggle of life itself and we are challenged to go forward and meet it. | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2668 | Let your secretary handle it. | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2669 | Unfortunately I can’t turn my camera on, the wifi is down. | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
2670 | I thought you said the IRS was understaffed. | 1.2286 | 0.06801 | 70 | 59 | 6 | 5 |
2671 | This is taking 'The Good Hands People' too far." | 1.2281 | 0.07088 | 57 | 47 | 7 | 3 |
2672 | Don’t buy anything he’s recommending, Harold. We’ve been in the no reception zone for the last half hour. | 1.2281 | 0.06631 | 57 | 46 | 9 | 2 |
2673 | He'll get us back. He's with Hansel, Gretel and Crumb. | 1.2281 | 0.07517 | 57 | 48 | 5 | 4 |
2674 | I told you not to drop that gum wrapper! | 1.2281 | 0.06631 | 57 | 46 | 9 | 2 |
2675 | I hope Madam Olga was right about one of us getting eaten by a bear. | 1.2281 | 0.06140 | 57 | 45 | 11 | 1 |
2676 | "These two are a hard sell. If I can't get them to buy a life insurance policy now, I'm giving up. | 1.2281 | 0.06140 | 57 | 45 | 11 | 1 |
2677 | Where are you? I'm in my new satellite office. | 1.2281 | 0.06140 | 57 | 45 | 11 | 1 |
2678 | She is going to break the glass ceiling! | 1.2281 | 0.06631 | 57 | 46 | 9 | 2 |
2679 | I’m here with the Carmichaels, and agree their life insurance premium increase is warranted. | 1.2281 | 0.07088 | 57 | 47 | 7 | 3 |
2680 | Why did we take the Corner Office Trail? | 1.2281 | 0.06631 | 57 | 46 | 9 | 2 |
2681 | ...Val-de-ri, Val-de-ra, we'll push him next switchback. | 1.2281 |