Contest #770


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770

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I guess I misunderstood when you said your legal problems were behind you.”
  2. “He’s a trail attorney.”
  3. “My husband will never find out about us. He’s on a business trip.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-09-06T01:26:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-09-20T01:29:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-09-14T01:27:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued September 20, 2021
Number of captions 5353
Number of responses 531879
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I guess "trail lawyer" wasn't a typo after all. 1.9010 0.01225 4466 1739 1430 1297
1 I found them Sir. No, they don't want to extend their vehicle's warranty. 1.8865 0.01320 4088 1713 1126 1249
2 He's an adventure capitalist. 1.8634 0.01313 3632 1418 1292 922
3 I guess I misunderstood when you said your legal problems were behind you. 1.8421 0.01353 3376 1351 1207 818
4 Stop whining, Larry. The destination divorce was your idea. 1.8294 0.01741 2169 929 681 559
5 No, I said be sure to layer up. 1.8257 0.01446 3109 1328 995 786
6 This was a molehill until your lawyer got involved. 1.8229 0.01379 3388 1445 1098 845
7 Maybe we should let this guy pass. He looks like he means business. 1.8152 0.02600 893 367 324 202
8 Funny,you never really believe ‘em when they say that they’ll be with you every step of the way. 1.8133 0.01362 3193 1299 1191 703
9 What I actually said was, "Bring along an extra 'layer' for the higher elevations. 1.8018 0.01710 2170 946 708 516
10 My husband will never find out about us. He’s on a business trip. 1.7960 0.01602 2569 1162 769 638
11 Whatever you do, don't make eye contact. The ranger said they can be litigious. 1.7854 0.01567 2488 1084 854 550
12 The creepiest thing about him is that there's no cell service up here. 1.7853 0.02029 1509 665 503 341
13 Next time, let's just sign the waiver. 1.7814 0.01653 2141 911 787 443
14 He did say he'd be with us every step of the way. 1.7801 0.01700 1955 814 757 384
15 What makes you think I want a divorce? 1.7707 0.01707 2080 923 711 446
16 Hello, you’ve reached Lawyers Without Borders 1.7707 0.02644 907 415 285 207
17 I don't think these folks know what a tax hike is. 1.7697 0.01703 2128 958 702 468
18 Google's tracking used to be more subtle. 1.7682 0.01778 1872 821 664 387
19 Apparently we’re an accident waiting to happen. 1.7660 0.01721 1974 862 712 400
20 Disregard him dear, there's a tax shelter just ahead. 1.7605 0.01720 2000 888 703 409
21 Please clarify the next time you invite me to a summit meeting. 1.7593 0.01707 2019 895 715 409
22 I'd feel safer about this route if it weren't so crowded with personal-injury attorneys. 1.7573 0.01671 2151 970 733 448
23 I think I'm at the wrong summit meeting." 1.7546 0.02041 1467 672 483 312
24 Yes sir, that’s right. They’ll be coming around the mountain when they come. 1.7535 0.01865 1842 873 549 419
25 We should’ve never pressed 5 to speak to an actual agent. 1.7535 0.01835 1842 854 588 400
26 He thought it was a tax hike. 1.7530 0.01761 1968 903 647 417
27 I found those last two remote workers you asked me to check on. 1.7523 0.01848 1809 838 581 390
28 Meeting went great, sir. They said I only take things literally, and then asked me to take a hike. 1.7487 0.02127 1369 639 435 295
29 Can't talk, I'm showing a couple that new listing. 1.7480 0.01934 1603 732 540 329
30 I’m telling you. I’m not a workaholic. In fact, I’m hiking with my friends as we speak. 1.7469 0.02065 1446 675 462 309
31 Just how big a policy did you buy? 1.7413 0.01899 1689 789 548 352
32 If he says "Can you hear me now" one more time,I'm kicking him down the mountain. 1.7374 0.02137 1367 653 420 294
33 Don’t look at him, Carl. You’ll only encourage more billable hours. 1.7367 0.01985 1443 650 523 270
34 Oh. I thought you said we needed a “trail” lawyer. 1.7233 0.02141 1218 555 445 218
35 Our accountant says this is a tax hike. 1.7221 0.02100 1292 597 457 238
36 You were right. We should have just signed the release form. 1.7174 0.02142 1210 555 442 213
37 I may have gone a little overboard on the travel insurance. 1.7167 0.02203 1193 562 407 224
38 Yes, I'm right here. If one of them falls we''ll get the case. 1.7157 0.02698 816 391 266 159
39 It's some silly requirement because I tripled your life insurance policy 1.7147 0.02289 1160 565 361 234
40 Guess it's a tax hike. 1.7137 0.02260 1149 551 377 221
41 All this, just so he can get a signal. 1.7079 0.02484 1075 559 271 245
42 Sherpas have come along way since unionizing. 1.7075 0.02319 1053 497 367 189
43 They used to just chase ambulances 1.7069 0.02320 1044 491 368 185
44 That's the last time I tell a lawyer to go take a hike. 1.7066 0.02346 1043 497 355 191
45 Frank, he said 'layer up' not 'lawyer up'. 1.7063 0.02344 1042 496 356 190
46 Never tell an IRS agent to take a hike. 1.7058 0.02491 1047 539 277 231
47 It doesn’t look like we’re losing him. Let’s just buy the policy. 1.7035 0.02363 1005 475 353 177
48 Remember, if we meet a mountain lion, let the lawyer do all the talking. 1.7015 0.02407 975 464 338 173
49 When he told me he couldn't get the day off, I assumed that meant he wasn't coming. 1.7005 0.02468 965 471 312 182
50 Yeah, I’m at my desk. What’s up? 1.6965 0.02529 926 457 293 176
51 I didn't realize this would be a tax hike. 1.6949 0.02542 898 439 294 165
52 Remember we did actually tell him to take a hike. 1.6932 0.02452 880 409 332 139
53 Never look one in the eye. It could trigger an audit. 1.6927 0.02529 872 418 304 150
54 I'm not surprised that he can keep up. I'm surprised he can still get a good signal. 1.6925 0.02436 878 405 338 135
55 He's a trail attorney. 1.6899 0.02634 845 419 269 157
56 Should we just buy the damn insurance policy or do you think we can lose him above the tree line? 1.6885 0.02890 732 373 214 145
57 You can take the man out of the office . . . 1.6881 0.02871 824 448 185 191
58 Complain all you want, Stanley, but with all the floods and wildfires, we’re lucky to find a realtor who specializes in caves. 1.6822 0.02717 774 383 254 137
59 You see him too,right? 1.6805 0.02744 748 368 251 129
60 If he passes us dressed like that we should just quit. 1.6760 0.02840 716 360 228 128
61 When you said your 'big brother was always watching,' I thought you meant the government. 1.6734 0.02878 692 348 222 122
62 That's my broker - he'll bail as soon as we start to go down. 1.6729 0.02904 691 351 215 125
63 You should have just signed the liability waiver like everyone else 1.6716 0.02847 682 337 232 113
64 Yeah, I’m meeting with them now, Jim. I’ll be honest with you…the whole thing is an uphill battle 1.6682 0.02928 666 337 213 116
65 Why on earth did you Google “life insurance” just before our vacation? 1.6656 0.03106 634 335 176 123
66 Careful - a lawyer in the wild will charge if provoked, and well beyond his billable rate. 1.6651 0.03039 645 336 189 120
67 Calmly reach for your Bear Stearns spray. 1.6645 0.03103 629 331 178 120
68 He's just a social climber 1.6630 0.02893 629 307 227 95
69 They say global warming is driving predators to higher elevations 1.6629 0.03115 614 321 179 114
70 His motto is, “Losers chase ambulances. Winners are there when the accident happens.” 1.6601 0.03039 612 312 196 104
71 When we get home, remind me to open that letter from the IRS. 1.6594 0.03074 599 306 191 102
72 You know handing me a prenup right after a proposal would ruin the moment,right? 1.6551 0.03200 577 304 168 105
73 He’s still there Ruth. Maybe we should just take the extended warranty. 1.6549 0.03212 568 298 168 102
74 This is Arthur's first time on a corporate retreat. 1.6547 0.02935 585 283 221 81
75 When do we tell him this isn’t that type of summit? 1.6543 0.03122 564 286 187 91
76 Tom, I told you there was something fishy about a Sherpa named Goldberg. 1.6536 0.03275 563 301 156 106
77 Thanks for letting me invite Carl. He's trying to improve his work/life balance. 1.6508 0.03053 547 268 202 77
78 Jenny, can you move my 3 o clock? Making the Robinsons look like an accident is taking longer than I thought 1.6498 0.03638 434 227 132 75
79 My travel insurance literally provides 24/7 access to an agent on the phone. 1.6497 0.03206 551 286 172 93
80 First they hike our rates and now they want to rate our hikes...maybe we should switch insurance companies. 1.6496 0.03227 568 302 163 103
81 You were the one that wanted trip insurance. 1.6495 0.03029 545 265 206 74
82 Yes, I’m sure. The early voting ballot drop box is just over that ridge. 1.6478 0.03399 531 289 140 102
83 Jim is still adjusting to the idea of working remotely. 1.6477 0.03220 528 270 174 84
84 I've been trying all day but they still don't want insurance. 1.6477 0.03264 528 274 166 88
85 Yes, I'm on my way to the summit meeting. 1.6420 0.03313 528 281 155 92
86 I told you we should have just signed the waiver like everybody else! 1.6419 0.03450 444 225 153 66
87 See what happens when you don’t sign the waiver. 1.6402 0.03196 503 252 180 71
88 Honey, the ranger warned us not to make eye contact. 1.6392 0.03391 485 254 152 79
89 No, this isn’t a virtual background. I’m actually here. 1.6383 0.03298 481 244 167 70
90 Ignore him, he's just a social climber. 1.6360 0.03484 467 248 141 78
91 I'm starting to think he's not a real sherpa. 1.6350 0.03386 463 238 156 69
92 Keep walking, dear. Women now get followed everywhere they go in Texas. 1.6346 0.03496 509 285 125 99
93 Hey, Jim. Listen, I’m beginning to suspect this isn’t really the corporate ladder I’m climbing. 1.6346 0.03351 457 231 162 64
94 Remember, he’s as afraid of us as we are of him. 1.6338 0.03472 467 248 142 77
95 Yes Senator Cruz, they are making their way to the abortion clinic right now. 1.6337 0.03655 486 279 106 101
96 If you show him any attention he'll bill us for it. 1.6296 0.03456 459 242 145 72
97 I told you to bring your GPS,not your CPA 1.6293 0.03534 464 252 132 80
98 Harry, just buy the frigging insurance policy already! 1.6273 0.03350 432 215 163 54
99 Just ignore him. He’s been trying to get me to switch phone plans for weeks. 1.6245 0.03490 474 259 134 81
100 This is so much worse than the last audit 1.6238 0.03651 420 226 126 68
101 You fed him. What did you expect? 1.6232 0.03668 422 229 123 70
102 Going to have to call you back, sweetie. I think I’m at the wrong summit. 1.6217 0.03753 423 236 111 76
103 I told you not to sign up as an organ donor. 1.6217 0.03734 415 228 116 71
104 No I’m not death, I’m taxes 1.6164 0.03837 391 216 109 66
105 I remember when they only chased ambulances. 1.6134 0.03880 388 217 104 67
106 I thought you said the IRS couldn’t find us here 1.6133 0.03525 406 211 141 54
107 Some chase ambulances – some just can’t wait. 1.6106 0.03787 398 221 111 66
108 Don't worry, pretty soon he'll lose signal and retreat back to his natural habitat. 1.6100 0.03568 400 210 136 54
109 I wish he'd unfollow us. 1.6088 0.03649 386 204 129 53
110 I wish people would stop feeding them. 1.6082 0.05619 194 112 46 36
111 It's his first week in Workaholics Anonymous, cut him some slack. 1.6061 0.03687 363 189 128 46
112 You just had to decline the park’s terms and conditions, didn’t you? 1.6057 0.03711 383 206 122 55
113 Of course we brought a lawyer. The laws of nature are so obscure. 1.6039 0.03965 361 202 100 59
114 I think he misunderstood the phrase "working remotely". 1.6022 0.03698 362 190 126 46
115 He’s more of a social climber. 1.6017 0.03805 359 193 116 50
116 Keep walking... he charges my husband by the hour. 1.6005 0.03808 378 209 111 58
117 I can see why someone would tell him to take a hike. 1.6005 0.03769 383 211 114 58
118 I told you to never make eye contact with an insurance salesman. 1.5995 0.03879 367 204 106 57
119 So far no accidents, but I'll let you know. 1.5994 0.03762 362 194 119 49
120 At the top of the climb he is going to make us a tax shelter. 1.5989 0.03910 354 195 106 53
121 When you said our lawyer was going on vacation, I didn’t think you meant with us. 1.5976 0.03852 333 176 115 42
122 Exactly how much life insurance did you take out on me before this trip? 1.5963 0.04002 322 174 104 44
123 You’re right, Boss. Jim isn’t really working from home. 1.5957 0.04030 329 181 100 48
124 I said I wanted a trial lawyer, not a trail lawyer. 1.5924 0.03922 341 187 106 48
125 They can’t afford to buy in the city so we’ve expanded the search a bit 1.5918 0.04209 316 179 87 50
126 My lawyer? I thought he was your lawyer. 1.5917 0.03905 338 184 108 46
127 Can I call you later? I just found a potential client 1.5917 0.04037 338 190 96 52
128 I guess no matter where you go they're going to track you down about your car's extended warranty. 1.5915 0.04156 328 187 88 53
129 What’s the point of working remotely if your boss follows you everywhere? 1.5912 0.03995 318 172 104 42
130 Listen Susan, of course I thought it was a typo when he wrote that he had tons of trail experience. 1.5908 0.04072 325 181 96 48
131 Can't we negotiate the prenup after the hike? 1.5906 0.04073 320 177 97 46
132 He’s having some trouble adjusting to retirement 1.5902 0.03839 327 173 115 39
133 What's even curiouser is how is he getting five bars? 1.5897 0.04054 312 170 100 42
134 Almost. I'm waiting for a flat place to serve the papers. 1.5893 0.03861 319 168 114 37
135 No Mel, it's not a good sign that the sherpas here are also personal injury lawyers! 1.5892 0.04208 314 178 87 49
136 I couldn't find the insect repellant, so I settled for an attorney. 1.5879 0.04161 330 190 86 54
137 I thought he was YOUR lawyer. 1.5871 0.04127 310 172 94 44
138 I’m with them now, Sir. Is ‘adventurous’ a pre-existing condition? 1.5842 0.04043 303 164 101 38
139 What's particularly galling is that he wants to pass us. 1.5823 0.04094 328 187 91 50
140 Don't worry honey, plenty of people sign their wills at the top of a cliff." 1.5815 0.04238 325 191 79 55
141 This is the last time I hire a Sherpa out off Craigslist 1.5789 0.04210 285 157 91 37
142 I thought you packed the lawyer spray. 1.5786 0.04162 337 199 81 57
143 They asked for a trial lawyer, not a TRAIL lawyer. 1.5786 0.04354 299 174 77 48
144 When I told our lawyer to take a hike,I did not mean with us. 1.5764 0.04149 288 158 94 36
145 I think it’s time for people to go back to the office 1.5741 0.04453 270 154 77 39
146 How many lawyers does it take to ruin a vacation? One. Just one. 1.5735 0.04579 272 160 68 44
147 If you would just slow down, I can tell you about your car’s extended warranty. 1.5730 0.04631 281 170 61 50
148 When will your brother learn how to relax? 1.5725 0.04131 276 149 96 31
149 No, we don't need hiking insurance, and that's final. 1.5719 0.04194 292 164 89 39
150 Don't look at me. I'm not the one who wanted a tax hike. 1.5714 0.04386 273 155 80 38
151 I forgot the attorney spray, so if he charges, we'll have to use our sticks. 1.5709 0.04261 296 170 83 43
152 He must be working remotely. 1.5709 0.04190 268 145 93 30
153 I made this vacation a business expense and the IRS will never know. 1.5682 0.04185 308 178 85 45
154 Gary finally realized that he should have said no and not maybe at that timeshare tour. 1.5682 0.04535 264 153 72 39
155 I think my husband is having us followed. 1.5672 0.04034 305 170 97 38
156 We’ll lose him. He only knows how to climb a ladder. 1.5672 0.04080 335 197 86 52
157 Don't answer your phone. It will just be him again. 1.5670 0.04412 261 147 80 34
158 This is my last team building event 1.5667 0.04395 270 154 79 37
159 In hindsight, was it a good idea telling the IRS agent to take a hike? 1.5667 0.04457 270 156 75 39
160 I'm beginning to regret having a broker with this level of "personalized service." 1.5658 0.04264 281 159 85 37
161 What did you think the IRS was going to do when you told them "Go Take A Hike!"? 1.5657 0.04498 274 161 71 42
162 Go ahead, use the bear spray. 1.5652 0.04168 276 152 92 32
163 Don't make eye contact. It's trying to form an attorney-client relationship. 1.5644 0.04600 264 156 67 41
164 Maybe it is comprehensive,but our new insurance policy still gives me the creeps. 1.5623 0.04200 297 171 85 41
165 This is just an accident lawyer waiting to happen. 1.5615 0.04657 260 155 64 41
166 No, I didn't take a policy out on you. Keep climbing 1.5603 0.04314 282 163 80 39
167 I wish you hadn't used the phrase 'accident waiting to happen' around your brother. 1.5595 0.04639 252 148 67 37
168 The life insurance company wasn’t lying when they said their medical assessment would be thorough. 1.5573 0.04523 253 146 73 34
169 He must be here for a summit conference 1.5569 0.04512 246 140 75 31
170 I asked you to get a trail guide, not a trial guide. 1.5556 0.04463 270 159 72 39
171 Yes sir, I've located the 'road less traveled.' It appears to be an untapped market." 1.5551 0.04618 236 135 71 30
172 I said let’s go hiking on account it’s good for us; not let’s go hiking with your accountant Gus. 1.5540 0.04511 278 168 66 44
173 Darn it, I left the lawyer repellent back at the campsite. 1.5532 0.04864 235 141 58 36
174 Does your work have to follow you everywhere? 1.5530 0.04213 264 147 88 29
175 No worries. We'll lose him when he loses reception. 1.5525 0.04043 257 142 90 25
176 We need him. Someone has to certify that we’ve found the missing votes. 1.5519 0.04842 241 146 57 38
177 He says he’s Jake from State Farm” 1.5510 0.04986 245 154 47 44
178 Move over Steve and let him pass, it's another remote worker. 1.5510 0.04566 245 142 71 32
179 I told you keeping him on retainer was a bad idea. 1.5508 0.04581 236 135 72 29
180 Stay calm...trail attorneys can smell fear. 1.5502 0.04727 229 133 66 30
181 I have to keep reminding myself he's bringing the weed. 1.5490 0.04360 255 145 80 30
182 I thought he was with you. 1.5488 0.04625 246 145 67 34
183 You're the one who asked for a sherpa who is 'all business.' 1.5488 0.04516 246 142 73 31
184 I can’t believe he’s ordering lunch. 1.5482 0.04662 228 131 69 28
185 Yes, yes. I'm on my way to work now... there's just a little bit of foot traffic. 1.5476 0.04178 252 138 90 24
186 They give up once they lose a signal. 1.5475 0.04262 263 149 84 30
187 Tell me again how much life insurance you have on me. 1.5462 0.04688 249 150 62 37
188 Maybe purchasing the double-indemnity life insurance policy could have waited till after our trip. 1.5458 0.04487 240 137 75 28
189 I've located your husband. I think we'll get a generous settlement. 1.5446 0.04810 224 132 62 30
190 I did not say, attorney. I said by the end of this hike I may need a gurney. You never listen to me! 1.5440 0.04570 250 148 68 34
191 I've been trying to get in touch with you about your car's extended warranty. 1.5435 0.06515 138 86 29 23
192 Remind me not to bring work with me on vacation next time. 1.5434 0.04492 219 121 77 21
193 Next time, just sign the d*mn liability waiver! 1.5430 0.04902 221 132 58 31
194 Okay, you win, my clients are taking a hike. 1.5429 0.04532 245 143 71 31
195 You were right. Your brother is all business all the time. 1.5420 0.04438 238 135 77 26
196 That’s what happens when you take a life insurance policy out on me two weeks before the trip. 1.5410 0.04800 244 150 56 38
197 Who does he think he’s talking to? We haven’t had reception for three hours. 1.5401 0.04571 237 138 70 29
198 I'll have to call you back, I'm busy certifying a Guinness world record for the longest couples trek without an argument. 1.5399 0.04866 213 125 61 27
199 I'm starting to think our guide isn't a real shaman. 1.5388 0.04750 245 150 58 37
200 That time share salesman just won’t quit. 1.5381 0.04583 210 117 73 20
201 Another private Texas law man tracking my uterus. 1.5381 0.05056 210 127 53 30
202 We lost service three hours ago and he still hasn't put his phone down. 1.5378 0.04380 251 145 77 29
203 I just thought of another use for this stick. 1.5375 0.04566 253 152 66 35
204 They haven't fallen yet, but when they do, I'm ready to take the case. 1.5372 0.04614 242 144 66 32
205 So...when he talked about a tax hike, I wasn't expecting this. 1.5364 0.04750 220 128 64 27
206 Yes Sir! They are speaking softly and they are carrying a big stick! 1.5354 0.04698 226 133 65 28
207 I'm so relieved this is what our accountant meant by a tax hike. 1.5350 0.04637 243 146 64 33
208 It’s Jake, you know, from Allstate. 1.5345 0.04647 232 137 66 29
209 I miss the days when they chased ambulances. I mean, at least they waited for you to get hurt. 1.5342 0.04496 234 135 73 26
210 I already told you, he's just a work friend. 1.5337 0.04765 208 120 65 23
211 Can’t talk now, I’m taking some clients on an expedition to a suburb they can afford to buy in. 1.5325 0.04821 231 140 57 33
212 Sir, I think they're on to me. 1.5324 0.04727 216 126 65 25
213 You just can't tell the IRS to take a hike. 1.5324 0.04817 216 128 61 27
214 Dale had hoped the couple's retreat would rekindle their relationship. Meredith brought a lawyer. 1.5310 0.04699 226 134 64 28
215 This next part is a bit tricky to negotiate." 1.5302 0.04557 215 122 72 21
216 I didn't realize this was a tax hike. 1.5297 0.04812 219 131 60 28
217 How does HE get cell service up here? 1.5286 0.04471 227 130 74 23
218 I can't talk, I'm facilitating a team building activity." 1.5279 0.04804 197 113 64 20
219 Chasing ambulances sure got him in good shape. 1.5279 0.05015 197 117 56 24
220 This takes ambulance chasing to a whole new level. 1.5273 0.04882 220 134 56 30
221 Bill, I’ve got a funny feeling we forgot to file our taxes before we left. 1.5271 0.05287 203 128 43 32
222 He's faking it - there's no cellular service up here. 1.5256 0.04836 215 129 59 27
223 I had no idea this is what they meant by "comprehensive coverage." 1.5252 0.04714 238 146 59 33
224 I thought you said trial, not trail. 1.5252 0.04600 238 143 65 30
225 Our new insurance agent certainly is attentive. 1.5248 0.04504 202 112 74 16
226 He's dyslexic. He thinks he's a trail lawyer. 1.5247 0.04791 223 135 59 29
227 Who knew there were yodeling regulations? 1.5245 0.05174 204 127 47 30
228 I've heard this is how the government tracks you when you don't have a smartphone 1.5243 0.04851 206 122 60 24
229 I told you that was too much life insurance, Harold. 1.5242 0.04685 227 136 63 28
230 Yeah, looks like I am going to be late to the summit again. Damn traffic! 1.5240 0.05143 208 130 47 31
231 Don’t panic, lawyers can smell fear 1.5240 0.04696 229 138 62 29
232 The Corporate Ladder is the other way 1.5238 0.04837 189 108 63 18
233 They love the detached garage but seem perturbed at the 3 mile climb to the front door. 1.5228 0.05016 197 118 55 24
234 This is an important message about the extended warranty on your car! 1.5226 0.05227 199 124 46 29
235 Yes, the man that just bought the $10 million life policy on his wife just before he convinced her to go mountain climbing. He was much too eager, so I thought I’d tag along…. 1.5220 0.04617 205 117 69 19
236 Honey, don't look him in the eyes. Feral lawyers are even more dangerous than the domesticated ones. 1.5215 0.05069 186 110 55 21
237 I always bring protection on a first date 1.5207 0.04714 217 129 63 25
238 I liked the trails more before remote work was an option 1.5204 0.05087 196 119 52 25
239 He's been following us since 57th Street. Should we confront him? 1.5200 0.05060 200 122 52 26
240 He came with our travel insurance 1.5192 0.04621 208 120 68 20
241 Well, you're the one who told the boss to take a hike. 1.5190 0.04687 210 123 65 22
242 We can always say he slipped on his leather soles. 1.5187 0.05049 187 111 55 21
243 Your parole officer seems unusually fit! 1.5181 0.05251 193 120 46 27
244 I'd like to report a couple with sticks in Texas. 1.5178 0.05170 197 122 48 27
245 Don’t make eye contact. 1.5172 0.04488 232 137 70 25
246 He’s here to draft a pre-nup, in case you were thinking of proposing to me.” 1.5169 0.04786 207 123 61 23
247 Stop worrying, my husband is away on a business trip. 1.5169 0.05025 207 128 51 28
248 Don’t look—that’s the salesman you told to take a hike a year ago. 1.5169 0.04835 207 124 59 24
249 Accessibility is why he's my broker. 1.5164 0.04344 213 119 78 16
250 I’m just showing this couple the secluded house property. 1.5163 0.05226 184 112 49 23
251 This could've been an email. 1.5160 0.05142 188 114 51 23
252 I see what you mean about your cousin being all business. 1.5153 0.04487 196 109 73 14
253 I need 3 turkey ruebens, a quart of potato salad and four bottles of water delivered to Whiteface Mountain in the Adirondack High Peaks for 2pm 1.5140 0.05095 179 106 54 19
254 It's just a matter of time until he loses service. 1.5135 0.05033 185 110 55 20
255 Don't worry, he'll lose service before we reach the money. 1.5134 0.05218 187 115 48 24
256 He answers the call of the wild quite literally. 1.5132 0.05011 189 113 55 21
257 And then it’ll be done, we’ll be divorced the same place we got engaged, 1.5130 0.05454 193 125 37 31
258 I told you to sign the waiver. 1.5127 0.04860 197 117 59 21
259 I told you the IRS would catch up with us eventually. 1.5126 0.04929 199 120 56 23
260 I get the feeling that our new life insurance policy is worth the high premiums... 1.5126 0.04498 199 112 72 15
261 I don't think he's really on hold. 1.5118 0.04999 211 132 50 29
262 Listen, my clients are icons, and I can assure you that neither Jack nor Jill will climb your hill for less than a mill, capiche? 1.5115 0.05266 174 105 49 20
263 I'll be late; I am behind some hikers! 1.5113 0.04652 221 133 63 25
264 I'm gonna be late this morning. A coupla slowpokes are holding up the line. 1.5109 0.04750 184 105 64 15
265 I'm really impressed by the L. L. Bean product guarantee! 1.5103 0.04916 194 116 57 21
266 That’s my attorney. He tags along so I can change my will at the last minute. 1.5092 0.04789 218 134 57 27
267 Yes officer. I'm sure he's walking her to the nearest abortion provider. 1.5090 0.05017 222 143 45 34
268 Be sure to hang the cash from a tree tonight. 1.5086 0.05489 175 110 41 24
269 I’ll take Zoom fatigue over team building any day. 1.5086 0.05607 175 112 37 26
270 He did say it's the highest court in the land. 1.5085 0.05138 177 106 52 19
271 He seems confused about what climbing to the top means. 1.5081 0.05480 185 119 38 28
272 Honey, the IRS seems to be on our trail 1.5057 0.05203 174 105 50 19
273 Jim, I think you have an unhealthy attachment to your therapist 1.5056 0.05179 178 108 50 20
274 We’ll need more time, they literally meant they had a mountain to climb. 1.5055 0.05154 182 111 50 21
275 Him? He’s a proactive personal injury lawyer. He likes to get there BEFORE the ambulance 1.5055 0.05154 182 111 50 21
276 He keeps trying to sell me insurance. I told him to take a hike. 1.5054 0.05014 186 112 54 20
277 We all read the listing…this is not 15 minutes from the subway. 1.5053 0.05316 190 121 42 27
278 He's from mergers & expeditions. 1.5052 0.04898 192 115 57 20
279 Not what I meant when I said bring your best staff. 1.5049 0.05035 204 128 49 27
280 Honey, we’re fine. The trail guide said that they’re only blood sucking in court. 1.5029 0.05138 171 102 52 17
281 Don’t be silly, Nathaniel. A lot of people bring a lawyer with a copy of your will on a climb. 1.5028 0.05322 177 110 45 22
282 Next time let's sign the liability waiver. 1.5028 0.05218 179 110 48 21
283 I told you it was meeting season. 1.5027 0.05092 185 113 51 21
284 Well, you’re the one who chose the audit trail. 1.5026 0.04844 195 117 58 20
285 I swear, if he mentions "slip and fall" one more time, I'm going to really give him something to litigate. 1.5023 0.04828 213 132 55 26
286 Exactly how much trip insurance did you buy? 1.5000 0.05136 168 100 52 16
287 Its that car warrantee guy again. 1.5000 0.04948 198 122 53 23
288 Nothing repels bears like the threat of a lawsuit. 1.5000 0.05075 180 109 52 19
289 It's so quiet out here, you can hear a lawyer drop. 1.5000 0.05521 166 104 41 21
290 Hiking in Texas…”no abortions yet, but I’ll keep watching them…” 1.5000 0.05780 166 108 33 25
291 Stay very still and don’t panic I’ve got lawyer spray in my back pocket 1.5000 0.05270 182 114 45 23
292 They put him on hold just before we went on vacation 1.4977 0.04972 215 138 47 30
293 I thought coming out here would get me away from corporate climbers. 1.4974 0.04861 191 115 57 19
294 Lemme get back to you. I’m in the middle of going the extra mile for a client. 1.4974 0.04782 189 112 60 17
295 It seems that he thinks we meant it literally when we told him to take a hike. 1.4973 0.04878 187 112 57 18
296 This remote work trend has gone on long enough if you ask me. 1.4973 0.04832 183 108 59 16
297 That had better be nature calling. 1.4972 0.05096 179 109 51 19
298 I told you not to invite him to the country; he never knows what to wear. 1.4969 0.05651 161 102 38 21
299 I would've served him with the papers an hour ago if this view wasn't so damned captivating! 1.4948 0.04750 194 116 60 18
300 When I said be prepared in case someone gets hurt, I was thinking more along the lines of bandages and first aid kit... 1.4944 0.05117 178 109 50 19
301 Larry, why is there a lawyer at this couples retreat? 1.4940 0.05136 168 101 51 16
302 I like having legal options if you get us lost again. 1.4939 0.05153 164 98 51 15
303 You promised to leave work behind. 1.4938 0.05416 162 100 44 18
304 This witness protection house search is far more difficult than I suspected it would be. 1.4921 0.05136 191 121 46 24
305 I know, it’s crazy, but they needed a notary & I needed the exercise. 1.4917 0.05055 181 111 51 19
306 Yes, and I’ll mention the safe hiker discount. 1.4914 0.04854 175 103 58 14
307 I might be a little late Bob,I'm stuck behind a couple slow walkers ... Damn tourists. 1.4911 0.05182 169 103 49 17
308 Yes dear, we all feel that work follows us around sometimes. Just try to relax. 1.4910 0.05227 167 102 48 17
309 Can I call you back? I’m working on a slip and fall case at the moment. 1.4886 0.04967 176 106 54 16
310 I thought you said you were going to leave work at home 1.4884 0.05049 172 104 52 16
311 Maybe we should have read the fine print. 1.4882 0.05734 170 113 31 26
312 He climbed 401K2. 1.4881 0.05471 168 107 40 21
313 My pre-nup with my ex is complicated. 1.4880 0.05521 166 106 39 21
314 They just crossed into Arizona for that abortion 1.4877 0.05691 162 105 35 22
315 He said she may slip and fall off the mountain and he needs an eyewitness. 1.4850 0.05495 167 107 39 21
316 You knew I was on parole when you married me. 1.4848 0.05272 165 102 46 17
317 Faster, its a financial advisor. 1.4840 0.04858 188 115 55 18
318 Next time, let’s not take the Audit Trail. 1.4839 0.05519 155 97 41 17
319 Sir, I think they're taking the secret route to the Texan abortion clinic 1.4839 0.05886 155 102 31 22
320 I wonder when he will realize that there hasn't been any reception for miles? 1.4832 0.05602 149 93 40 16
321 In the future, let's just get the travel insurance before we leave. 1.4824 0.05357 170 108 42 20
322 He says he likes to dress for the job he wants, not the one he has. 1.4819 0.05317 166 104 44 18
323 Yes, go ahead and finalize the life insurance policy. 1.4815 0.05197 162 99 48 15
324 I told them their crypto currency was in the Cloud and they insisted on seeing it 1.4812 0.05464 160 101 41 18
325 I warned you not to mess with the L.L. Bean attorneys" 1.4811 0.05147 185 118 45 22
326 Yeah, I'm on their trail. 1.4811 0.05090 185 117 47 21
327 I thought businesses only tracked us online. 1.4808 0.05786 156 102 33 21
328 For what I pay him, he can follow me to hell and back! 1.4805 0.05230 154 93 48 13
329 Relax, he's from the government and he's here to help us. 1.4805 0.05310 154 94 46 14
330 I liked it better when personal injury attorneys just advertised on park benches. 1.4804 0.05276 179 115 42 22
331 Why do New Yorker cartoons only portray white people? 1.4802 0.05440 177 116 37 24
332 I don't think our Congressman fully understands the tax hike proposal. 1.4798 0.05158 173 108 47 18
333 They’re playing hard ball but I have all the policies ready for them to sign. Yep. Health. Accident. Death. One little stumble and they’ll be eating out of my hand. 1.4793 0.05247 169 106 45 18
334 He's had a crush on me since 7th grade. 1.4783 0.05438 161 102 41 18
335 I think your husband is following us. 1.4775 0.05237 178 114 43 21
336 He says they've been trying to reach us and this is our last chance to buy their car warranty policy. 1.4755 0.06023 143 94 30 19
337 No, I'm working remote today. Very remote. 1.4752 0.05286 141 84 47 10
338 I can't function without him; he's my Emotional Support Lawyer 1.4747 0.05513 158 101 39 18
339 Yes, we have the suitcase full of cash… is the house still available? 1.4747 0.05586 158 102 37 19
340 Can you just text me the directions? I think I got off at the wrong stop. 1.4746 0.05197 177 113 44 20
341 I'm having doubts about a guide that travels with a personal injury lawyer. 1.4744 0.05491 156 99 40 17
342 Yes, I've told them about our accidental death coverage. 1.4737 0.05518 152 96 40 16
343 If we can’t agree to terms right now, my clients are prepared to walk. 1.4737 0.07152 95 61 23 11
344 But, Mildred, I really AM hiking the Appalachian Trail. 1.4737 0.04999 171 105 51 15
345 Be 5 minutes late,behind a couple idiots in the fast lane. 1.4731 0.05068 186 119 46 21
346 Hello, sir. I think they see me. 1.4731 0.05292 167 106 43 18
347 Since that damned Texas law, this is the new normal. 1.4724 0.05457 163 105 39 19
348 I thought the spot you proposed would be perfect for the divorce." 1.4713 0.05611 157 102 36 19
349 „Jared, just because you CAN work from everywhere, doesn’t mean you HAVE TO” 1.4710 0.05203 155 95 47 13
350 Let him pass. I always enjoy seeing his type on their way down. 1.4698 0.05598 149 95 38 16
351 I told you we couldn’t escape the IRS! 1.4698 0.05836 149 98 32 19
352 How wonderful to have a concierge sherpa on hand. 1.4698 0.05178 149 90 48 11
353 Hello, I want to report an accident about to happen. 1.4694 0.05654 147 94 37 16
354 He’s more scared of us than we are of him. 1.4694 0.05401 147 91 43 13
355 I'm representing Mountain in Mountain vs Molehill. 1.4688 0.05240 160 100 45 15
356 I said bring a navigator not litigator. 1.4688 0.05240 160 100 45 15
357 First, we don’t even know if we will find the guru. Second, we don’t know if he will tell us the meaning of life. Third, if he does, do we really need to have our accountant ask him about the tax implications? 1.4684 0.05656 158 104 34 20
358 Bill always had a hard time unplugging on vacation. 1.4675 0.04968 169 104 51 14
359 No, it's not like with bears where you back away. He's a lawyer. We need to run as fast as we can. 1.4671 0.05290 167 107 42 18
360 He says he wants to be a corporate trail blazer. 1.4671 0.05357 167 108 40 19
361 Recalculating. Recalculating. 1.4663 0.05314 163 104 42 17
362 My Dad?! I thought he was your Dad?! 1.4662 0.05200 148 90 47 11
363 This whole working remote thing has gone a bit far. 1.4648 0.05443 142 88 42 12
364 Should we tell him he's got the job? 1.4648 0.05624 142 90 38 14
365 How many times have I asked you just once to leave your work at the office?! 1.4636 0.05541 151 97 38 16
366 This guy at the top better have some answers. 1.4636 0.05041 151 91 50 10
367 That's why you never tell a lawyer to, "Take a hike." 1.4634 0.06031 123 78 33 12
368 Stop staring at him,Al. You're the one who wanted a destination divorce. 1.4634 0.05632 164 110 32 22
369 Yes sir, I am like invisible, they have no idea" 1.4632 0.05896 136 88 33 15
370 What does our insurance policy ACTUALLY say? 1.4620 0.05050 158 97 49 12
371 He’s a personal injury attorney. If we encounter bears, we simply outrun him. 1.4615 0.05486 156 101 38 17
372 This "like a good neighbor" thing is getting kind of creepy. 1.4615 0.05333 156 99 42 15
373 I TRIED to remind you of what happens when you get an attorney involved! 1.4610 0.05303 154 97 43 14
374 If he says,'Can you hear me now?,' just one more time . . ." 1.4610 0.05614 154 101 35 18
375 Honey, I think we’re ascending into a higher tax bracket. 1.4609 0.05963 128 82 33 13
376 ‘I’ve rounded them up. They’re on their way, back to the office’ 1.4606 0.05334 165 107 40 18
377 Ignore him -- I suspect he's just my husband's lawyer" 1.4605 0.05103 152 93 48 11
378 Tell him the moral high ground is not where I'm headed. 1.4604 0.05618 139 88 38 13
379 Our client explicitly told me to, and I quote, ‘Take a hike!’” 1.4604 0.05233 139 84 46 9
380 And don’t forget the body bags 1.4599 0.06131 137 92 27 18
381 Does your insurance guy know about something up ahead that we don't? 1.4593 0.05232 135 81 46 8
382 I didn't know we had this type of insurance coverage. 1.4593 0.05440 135 83 42 10
383 Wow, the new administration wasn't kidding about that tax hike. 1.4589 0.06002 146 99 27 20
384 I’m beginning to think that we could have done without the Doctor on Demand option. 1.4583 0.04985 168 105 49 14
385 We are dedicated when it comes to customer care, even when you tell us to “take a hike”. 1.4577 0.05620 142 91 37 14
386 Dear, did you read the fine print on our trip insurance? 1.4573 0.05215 164 105 43 16
387 Just buy the damn policy. 1.4564 0.05428 149 95 40 14
388 Yeah, I'm right behind them, but you didn't tell me dress was casual. 1.4560 0.05957 125 80 33 12
389 Ignore him. He's working out the endorsement deals for when we reach the top. 1.4559 0.05510 136 85 40 11
390 You still have a chance to extend your warranty! 1.4559 0.05892 136 89 32 15
391 My boss told me to take a hike, so here I am. 1.4558 0.05395 147 93 41 13
392 The one time we leave the barrister spray at home… 1.4558 0.05648 147 96 35 16
393 The female's doing fine. The male doesn't seem to know what the stick is for! 1.4558 0.05395 147 93 41 13
394 Yes, he is accurate but a Fitbit would have been a lot cheaper. 1.4551 0.05172 156 98 45 13
395 I miss the shabby chic Sherpa look since they unionized. 1.4539 0.05510 152 99 37 16
396 I'll call back, I have two somewhat reluctant clients ahead of me. 1.4532 0.05614 139 89 37 13
397 Let me guess. You plan to propose and discuss the prenup, right? 1.4531 0.05855 128 82 34 12
398 Watch your back we have a Texas lawyer following us. 1.4528 0.05551 159 106 34 19
399 I still don't understand why you brought him along. No court in the world will allow you to sue the mountain, in case you slip and fall. 1.4527 0.05452 148 95 39 14
400 I miss the good old days, when it was possible to go off grid. 1.4526 0.05766 137 89 34 14
401 I thought you said they are social climbers. 1.4526 0.05577 137 87 38 12
402 Somehow they missed signing the waiver so I'm sticking close to them. 1.4526 0.05479 137 86 40 11
403 Don't worry, he'll drop back as soon as we enter the 3G wilderness. 1.4524 0.05702 126 79 37 10
404 I think he's gonna ask me about my car's extended warranty. 1.4521 0.05591 146 95 36 15
405 I may be late. I have two good prospects for an accident policy. 1.4519 0.05732 135 87 35 13
406 I'm pretty sure my cover's been blown. 1.4516 0.05651 124 77 38 9
407 Do we really need to talk about pre-nups on our first date? 1.4516 0.06412 124 84 24 16
408 And then, he said ‘Take a hike Mike’. So guess where I am. 1.4516 0.05651 124 77 38 9
409 When you said you were bringing the 'King of Torts' I thought you meant pastry. 1.4510 0.05560 153 101 35 17
410 I should have known Hal would hire the most tenacious divorce attorney in town. 1.4507 0.05153 142 87 46 9
411 Remember when the park service had more rangers than lawyers? 1.4500 0.05583 140 90 37 13
412 No, it’s fine, the Supreme Court said he can stalk me, looking for any sign of an abortion. 1.4494 0.05647 158 107 31 20
413 I’ve been following them for two weeks, and I can assure you that their workers’ comp claim isn’t valid. 1.4493 0.05252 138 90 36 12
414 You and your "If a hiker falls on a mountain and a lawyer doesn't see it, did it legally happen." 1.4485 0.05603 136 87 37 12
415 I guess I wasn't specific enough when I told him to pack supplies for doing his business. 1.4483 0.05443 145 93 39 13
416 My cousin? I thought he was your cousin! 1.4480 0.05617 125 78 38 9
417 They want to talk to you. You car’s extended warranty is about to expire 1.4480 0.05952 125 81 32 12
418 I hate these Corporate Climbers. 1.4478 0.05251 134 82 44 8
419 Well Honey I didn't believe he would follow us this far when I told him I could lead him to the missing 2021 ballots. 1.4478 0.05952 134 89 30 15
420 I guess take a hike wasn't legalese enough. 1.4474 0.05584 152 101 34 17
421 I hate bosses who hover. 1.4474 0.05345 152 98 40 14
422 He's staring at my ass, isn't he? 1.4470 0.06018 132 88 29 15
423 Jack and Jill went up the hill to try and ditch their lawyer. 1.4463 0.06315 121 81 26 14
424 *Now* will you ask for directions? 1.4463 0.06423 121 82 24 15
425 He thinks he’s a real big shot because he works on the hill. 1.4459 0.06009 148 103 24 21
426 Okay, OK: I'm ''TAKING a hike.' Now, what are you doing Friday night? 1.4458 0.05020 166 106 46 14
427 We should have just signed the injury waiver. 1.4453 0.05635 128 81 37 10
428 I've been with the CIA for twenty years General, believe me they have no idea they are under surveillance. 1.4453 0.06157 128 86 27 15
429 I’ve never seen one stray this far from the office. 1.4453 0.05667 137 89 35 13
430 Just keep walking, Frank. He may have a writ, but he ain't got a stick. 1.4452 0.05237 146 92 43 11
431 I didn't expect the IRS guy to join us when I told him to "Take a hike." 1.4444 0.05812 144 97 30 17
432 As your insurance agent I must caution you that I am on the line with the home office to cancel your policy if you hike any higher. 1.4444 0.05556 144 94 36 14
433 Yes,I will just stay with them until they sign the liability waiver. 1.4444 0.05531 135 86 38 11
434 Ignore him. He's just one of my followers. 1.4444 0.05531 135 86 38 11
435 What can I say! He’s on retainer 1.4444 0.05430 135 85 40 10
436 Ignore him. He's an ambulant chaser. 1.4438 0.05430 169 115 33 21
437 How much further do you think that we need to go to lose this irritating insurance guy? 1.4437 0.05609 151 101 33 17
438 The whole remote work thing is getting out of hand. 1.4436 0.05789 133 87 33 13
439 I've never seen one this close. 1.4435 0.05983 124 81 31 12
440 Don’t look at it. They only attack if they think you’re rich. 1.4429 0.05669 140 92 34 14
441 Yes, I found them. Should I bring them back to the office? 1.4427 0.06146 131 89 26 16
442 Ugh, corporate climbers. 1.4426 0.05708 122 77 36 9
443 He’s auditing the guru’s tax return. 1.4426 0.05708 122 77 36 9
444 This agent earns his 10%. 1.4423 0.04833 156 96 51 9
445 Is that your student loan officer behind us? 1.4419 0.05709 129 83 35 11
446 I thought they only chased ambulances. 1.4417 0.05650 120 75 37 8
447 I think our Sherpa guide is moonlighting. 1.4414 0.05612 145 96 34 15
448 I'm just saying I understood it differently when you said there was a 'rate hike' in our insurance. 1.4414 0.05349 145 93 40 12
449 Don’t make eye contact Roger. When the pandemic ends I’m sure he’ll return to his natural habitat. 1.4408 0.05175 152 97 43 12
450 You really can't expect us to reconcile, Wayne, if you're going to have your attorney tag along every minute. 1.4407 0.05963 118 76 32 10
451 Don't turn around, but there is an IRS agent following us." 1.4407 0.06317 118 79 26 13
452 Sir, the woman is getting ahead again. Which rights should we take away next? 1.4400 0.05714 150 102 30 18
453 He's new to remote work. 1.4397 0.05266 141 89 42 10
454 Roger, at some point you're going to need to waive your right to counsel. 1.4397 0.06396 116 78 25 13
455 It’s about 6’ long… should be in the corner behind my desk. 1.4394 0.05511 132 84 38 10
456 Gary I’ll answer you later I really do need to see this from 30,000 feet 1.4394 0.05817 132 87 32 13
457 When he wanted to sell me insurance, I shouldn't have told him to take a hike. 1.4386 0.06358 114 76 26 12
458 Leave it to a man to not ask for directions! 1.4386 0.05980 114 73 32 9
459 Yes, sir, I'm on site. I expect she will be asking for a divorce any minute now. 1.4385 0.05881 130 86 31 13
460 He's my accountaneer. 1.4384 0.05581 146 97 34 15
461 Yes, Larry, we can hear you now. 1.4380 0.05737 121 77 35 9
462 What about now? Can you hear me now? 1.4380 0.06308 121 82 25 14
463 At least he's roaming. 1.4380 0.05269 137 86 42 9
464 Well, he is on retainer ... 1.4375 0.05641 112 69 37 6
465 So much for work life balance 1.4375 0.05737 128 83 34 11
466 Isn’t it great just to get out in nature and leave work behind? 1.4375 0.04912 160 106 40 14
467 He has his shtick, we have ours. 1.4365 0.05800 126 82 33 11
468 Don’t make eye contact, wolves of Wall Street see it as a sign of aggression. 1.4365 0.05690 126 81 35 10
469 I'll scream if he keeps calling Mapquest. 1.4361 0.05683 133 87 34 12
470 The trails were so much quieter before everyone started working out of office 1.4357 0.05385 140 90 39 11
471 Yes, they're complying with their life insurance requirements. 1.4355 0.05638 124 79 36 9
472 Tell them I'll be a little late. My car's in the shop so I'm taking the elevated terrain to work. 1.4354 0.05634 147 99 32 16
473 Lastly, do not --- I repeat, do not let them see you. Wait, do you have me on speaker? 1.4351 0.05846 131 87 31 13
474 Probably some marketing executive out on a price hike. 1.4351 0.05287 154 101 39 14
475 Actually, on this trail, maybe some life insurance would be a good idea. 1.4345 0.05040 168 110 43 15
476 You tell him. He’s your agent. 1.4345 0.05254 145 93 41 11
477 You really think I micro-manage my people? 1.4344 0.05934 122 80 31 11
478 Either I’m overdressed, or I’m headed to the wrong summit 1.4336 0.06143 113 74 29 10
479 Fred, shut off that damned phone or I'm gonna ram this stick up your ass, New Yorker cartoon or not! 1.4336 0.05918 143 99 26 18
480 I invited your estate executor along, just in case. 1.4333 0.06119 120 80 28 12
481 He’s dressed for the job he wants. 1.4331 0.05655 127 82 35 10
482 Ten bucks says, by the time we reach the top, your dad will still be on hold. 1.4328 0.05448 134 86 38 10
483 Hang on, I think they just spotted me. 1.4328 0.05749 134 89 32 13
484 Now I know what my insurance agent meant when he said he would always be there for me. 1.4326 0.05355 141 91 39 11
485 I can’t make the deadline. I have a mountain of work. 1.4322 0.05955 118 77 31 10
486 He couldn’t have just used a zoom background. 1.4320 0.05939 125 83 30 12
487 I think he's taking 'remote working' a little too far... 1.4318 0.05811 132 88 31 13
488 Telling your ex wife’s lawyer to go take a hike may have been a mistake. 1.4318 0.05909 132 89 29 14
489 Poor dear, he thinks this is the corporate ladder. 1.4317 0.05504 139 91 36 12
490 These life insurance tests have really gotten out of hand. 1.4315 0.05660 146 99 31 16
491 I thought you said tax hike 1.4310 0.05772 116 74 34 8
492 Be careful, honey, we must be getting to the trail's "at your own risk" section. 1.4309 0.05896 123 81 31 11
493 I wonder when he's going to realize we said "great hike", not "rate hike." 1.4308 0.05343 130 82 40 8
494 So let's get this straight. In case of a grizzly attack the lawyer is the sacrificial Lamb 1.4307 0.05842 137 93 29 15
495 Like the guidebook said, hiking couples are the primary prey of opportunistic divorce lawyers. 1.4307 0.05462 137 89 37 11
496 Now do you understand why the locals never feed them? 1.4298 0.05972 114 74 31 9
497 I knew we should have brought the Lawyer Spray. 1.4298 0.06100 114 75 29 10
498 I told you those State Farm people don't have any boundaries! 1.4298 0.06226 114 76 27 11
499 Hold on. I've hired some natives to guide me to better reception. 1.4298 0.06301 121 83 24 14
500 I've heard of ambulance chasing but this is next level. 1.4297 0.05621 128 83 35 10
501 Yes, Sir. Just as soon as I am done following the Audit Trail. 1.4296 0.05231 142 91 41 10
502 « Watch out, a social climber is stalking us. » 1.4295 0.05151 149 96 42 11
503 It’s a long story, but my boss told me to take a hike. 1.4286 0.05575 133 87 35 11
504 What they don't know is that we've got offices up there as well 1.4286 0.05910 112 72 32 8
505 When I said we should start counting steps I meant we should get Fitbits, not hire an accountant. 1.4286 0.05794 119 77 33 9
506 I’ve heard of ambulance-chasing, but this seems extreme. 1.4286 0.05287 147 96 39 12
507 This is why I prefer the virtual assistant. 1.4275 0.05027 138 86 45 7
508 These corporate retreats are getting out of hand 1.4275 0.05131 138 87 43 8
509 They used to wait to chase the ambulance. 1.4275 0.05839 131 88 30 13
510 Ron from accounting. He’s a climber. 1.4265 0.05486 136 89 36 11
511 I know him, he used to be an ambulance chaser. 1.4264 0.05587 129 84 35 10
512 Don't let him fool you - there is no cell phone signal up here. 1.4262 0.05926 122 81 30 11
513 hurry she’s crossing the border to get an abortion, can I still get my $10,000? 1.4261 0.06772 115 82 17 16
514 He's just some guy on a hike. You're always so suspicious. 1.4255 0.05625 141 95 32 14
515 He’s upwardly mobile, I guess. 1.4254 0.05643 134 89 33 12
516 Bobby, if you don't look, it won't bother us. 1.4254 0.05230 134 85 41 8
517 Tell him no, our car warranty has not expired. 1.4250 0.06111 120 81 27 12
518 No, they have no idea I'm following them. 1.4248 0.06133 113 75 28 10
519 He won't stop following us until we renew our subscription to "The New Yorker". 1.4248 0.06977 113 82 14 17
520 It’s always an uphill battle bringing the executives along. 1.4248 0.06003 113 74 30 9
521 Obviously, somebody told him to take a hike. 1.4240 0.05931 125 84 29 12
522 Try to keep your distance and whatever you do, avoid making eye contact! It will only antagonize him. 1.4240 0.05360 125 79 39 7
523 I suspect this is not going to end well. 1.4234 0.05207 111 67 41 3
524 I didn't know it was casual Friday. 1.4234 0.06341 111 75 25 11
525 Yeah, I’ve really capitalized on this remote work environment! 1.4234 0.05553 137 91 34 12
526 I thought Trump got rid of all the IRS auditors. 1.4231 0.04988 130 80 45 5
527 If this is a safe thing to do, why did you bring your insurance agent? 1.4231 0.05867 130 88 29 13
528 Oh no, a lawyer! Should we play dead? 1.4231 0.05765 130 87 31 12
529 See? I told you the sign said, "Nature Trial." 1.4228 0.05773 123 81 32 10
530 I think we are being stalked by a wolf— of wall street 1.4224 0.05891 116 76 31 9
531 Please ignore my ex-husband, he keeps following me around trying to show what a big shot lawyer he’s become. 1.4224 0.06262 116 79 25 12
532 Can't talk now. I'm in the middle of discovery. 1.4219 0.05274 128 81 40 7
533 I'm not buying his "I'm on an urgent call with the office" shtick. We haven't had cell service since the trailhead. 1.4216 0.06143 102 66 29 7
534 It's more of a corporate hill than a ladder, but I'll keep climbing 1.4215 0.05720 121 79 33 9
535 We're on the audit trail. 1.4211 0.05568 133 88 34 11
536 Ok, you're now in a higher tax bracket. 1.4206 0.06374 107 72 25 10
537 Well, sir, it was you who said "Go take a hike!" 1.4202 0.05785 119 78 32 9
538 It’s all good. I get my exercise while they’ pay me by the hour 1.4194 0.05850 124 83 30 11
539 No, I'm quite sure I said TRAIL, not trial. 1.4191 0.05577 136 91 33 12
540 You said only bring the essentials. Since when doesn't that include my attorney? 1.4191 0.05378 136 89 37 10
541 They are taking me to his tax accountant now. 1.4191 0.05479 136 90 35 11
542 When he mentioned your extended warranty was about to expire, you couldn’t hang up…No…you had to ask him his name! 1.4188 0.05852 117 77 31 9
543 I’m doing what you told me, mother: blend in, make friends. 1.4188 0.05977 117 78 29 10
544 Yes, L.L. Bean makes briefcases. 1.4180 0.05683 122 80 33 9
545 Yes, they got in line ahead of me. They have staff privileges. 1.4175 0.06097 103 67 29 7
546 Wilderness Guide" my foot! He's a lawyer 1.4174 0.05791 115 75 32 8
547 Lawyers are my bear spray. 1.4174 0.05791 115 75 32 8
548 Two people not following CDC guidelines no social distancing and no masks 1.4173 0.05962 127 87 27 13
549 Why can't we just get a Fitbit, like everyone else? 1.4172 0.05427 151 103 33 15
550 I read something about it, honey. They call themselves ultra remote workers. 1.4167 0.06047 108 71 29 8
551 So he's wearing a tie. Get over it.... 1.4167 0.05902 108 70 31 7
552 Word has it, he is testing Brooks Brothers’s new line 1.4167 0.06327 120 84 22 14
553 Must you always have council present? 1.4167 0.05986 120 81 28 11
554 You were right, this is a romantic place. Oh him,, I invited him, he's a divorce attorney. Probably on the line with your wife. 1.4167 0.06462 108 74 23 11
555 My clients dispute that they are hiking this mountain ‘at their own risk’ 1.4160 0.05700 125 83 32 10
556 Yes boss, I’m right behind them, but they won’t pick up. Should I leave a message? 1.4153 0.05813 118 78 31 9
557 I should have never taken out that huge life insurance policy on you. 1.4144 0.06200 111 75 26 10
558 Does he know he's on a slippery slope? 1.4141 0.06423 99 66 25 8
559 He’s a loaner. The Fit Bit is in for repair. 1.4141 0.06423 99 66 25 8
560 We'll ditch him when his cell phone coverage ends. 1.4138 0.06252 116 80 24 12
561 Seems like a long way to go to serve a subpoena! 1.4138 0.05881 116 77 30 9
562 I'm just amazed that he's getting cell service up here. 1.4138 0.05620 116 75 34 7
563 Look, you wanted a divorce, I get to pick the place where we sign it. That’s the deal 1.4138 0.06252 116 80 24 12
564 That's the problem with remote work. When you get away from it all, it's still right there. 1.4132 0.05710 121 80 32 9
565 I said this hike is taxing; now he's trying to tax it. 1.4132 0.05463 121 78 36 7
566 For once can you not bring the specter of your work with us? 1.4132 0.05829 121 81 30 10
567 Nice try, Romeo, but looks like your wife’s private eye is on to us. 1.4128 0.05713 109 70 32 6
568 On three, you grab him and I'll throw his phone in the lake. 1.4118 0.05775 119 79 31 9
569 You just can’t leave work behind, can you. 1.4112 0.06078 107 71 28 8
570 Whatever you do, don't make eye contact with him. 1.4103 0.05583 117 76 34 7
571 A physical for life insurance is understandable, but this is ridiculous. 1.4098 0.05907 122 83 28 11
572 You're just being paranoid, Fred. The FBI has more important things to do than follow us. 1.4098 0.06021 122 84 26 12
573 I’m sorry. What was I saying? There’s a couple in front of me that won’t move to the right. 1.4095 0.06006 105 69 29 7
574 I miss the old days when a simple waiver form was enough. 1.4095 0.06447 105 72 23 10
575 HE’S gonna be the one needing a great deal on life insurance once we get to a high enough ledge... 1.4095 0.06725 105 74 19 12
576 Working remotely has gotten out of hand. 1.4095 0.05852 105 68 31 6
577 Well, I did tell him he needed to get out of the office. 1.4091 0.05524 110 70 34 5
578 I'm on it. No, they haven't spotted me. 1.4091 0.06234 110 75 25 10
579 I meant a more traditional sherpa. 1.4087 0.05780 115 76 31 8
580 Make mine a pepperoni. 1.4087 0.06285 115 80 23 12
581 Do you have to bring your work with you every place we go? 1.4080 0.05691 125 84 31 10
582 I'll take that over a social climber any day. 1.4074 0.05493 135 91 33 11
583 It's not that I don't trust you, honey. I just feel more comfortable with my lawyer present. 1.4074 0.06034 108 72 28 8
584 Tell him our warranty is up to date. 1.4074 0.05392 135 90 35 10
585 When your boss gives you the freedom to work from anywhere… 1.4074 0.06176 108 73 26 9
586 Leo Daggett: Avalanche Chaser Lawyer. 1.4068 0.06165 118 82 24 12
587 We shouldn't have booked the business class trail. 1.4068 0.05547 118 77 34 7
588 They look as strange to us as we do to them, dear. 1.4068 0.05547 118 77 34 7
589 The suspects are escaping on foot. My position has not been compromised. 1.4068 0.05802 118 79 30 9
590 They're still not ready to buy life insurance 1.4068 0.05676 118 78 32 8
591 Remote work... Some people really take things too literally. 1.4065 0.05754 123 83 30 10
592 These audits get more intrusive every year. 1.4062 0.05254 128 83 38 7
593 I despise team-building. 1.4062 0.06718 96 66 21 9
594 I said we might need help negotiating the trail, but not like this. 1.4062 0.05483 128 85 34 9
595 Apparently there is more than one way to the top. 1.4060 0.05550 133 90 32 11
596 Obviously you never bothered to read the fine print when you took out that big life insurance policy. 1.4059 0.06321 101 68 25 8
597 Boss.. this isn't what I envisioned making it to the top.... 1.4054 0.05335 111 70 37 4
598 It’s some guy from Progressive trying to outdo Jake from State Farm. 1.4052 0.05869 116 78 29 9
599 I'm so happy you finally found a place your business can't reach you. 1.4052 0.05473 116 75 35 6
600 Every day there are more and more people on my commute. 1.4052 0.06120 116 80 25 11
601 Dammit, just tell him yes you would recommend this hike to friends. 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
602 Only an accident lawyer could get service out here. 1.4048 0.05766 126 86 29 11
603 Where the Scenic Trail and Career Path merge. 1.4046 0.05608 131 89 31 11
604 Where was the leadership summit again? 1.4046 0.05394 131 87 35 9
605 They say this is the last place on earth where Wolves of Wallstreet can breed outside captivity. 1.4043 0.06474 94 63 24 7
606 Who, him? He’s working his way up. 1.4040 0.06245 99 66 26 7
607 I'm never sharing where I'm going for a vacation with coworkers ever again. 1.4038 0.06339 104 71 24 9
608 Smart casual is a vague dress code 1.4038 0.05719 104 67 32 5
609 He's looking for a spot to put his next Starbucks. 1.4037 0.05548 109 70 34 5
610 Hey Murray. Why did our law firm tell our two best clients to take a hike? 1.4035 0.05939 114 77 28 9
611 I think he's that slip and fall Attorney from TV 1.4035 0.05672 114 75 32 7
612 You’re the one who didn’t sign the release 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
613 But I am working remotely 1.4032 0.05830 124 85 28 11
614 This section of the Appalachian Trail is teeming with divorce lawyers. I told you we should have worn our rings! 1.4031 0.05223 129 84 38 7
615 Yes,two coffins is right. 1.4021 0.06661 97 67 21 9
616 I told you Janet, he heard « pay hike » 1.4021 0.06159 97 64 27 6
617 Let me know if you see anything out of the ordinary. 1.4020 0.06272 102 69 25 8
618 I wanted him here in case we have to negotiate with any bears. 1.4019 0.06209 107 73 25 9
619 hold one moment please, you up there! , This is a courtesy letting you know that your car is warranty is about to expire! " 1.4017 0.06077 117 81 25 11
620 I still don't understand why you picked this fitness tracker. 1.4016 0.05780 122 83 29 10
621 We'll make it look like an accident. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
622 It's my lawyer, Jack, and he says that if you fall down and break your crown, I do NOT have to come tumbling after. 1.4000 0.06290 105 72 24 9
623 Our insurance company is just looking for an excuse to deny us coverage. 1.4000 0.05725 120 81 30 9
624 I never travel without my emotional-support attorney. 1.4000 0.06419 95 64 24 7
625 I think they suspect something. 1.4000 0.06081 120 84 24 12
626 To summit up,they do not appear to be inclined to buy. Price is too steep. 1.4000 0.06483 110 78 20 12
627 Jerry, don't be so pessimistic. This nice man just wants to see where we saw the aliens and then we can go about our day. 1.4000 0.05898 115 78 28 9
628 This wasn’t what I pictured when you said this merger would be an uphill battle. 1.4000 0.06085 110 75 26 9
629 I think I’m on the wrong path to success. 1.4000 0.06356 100 68 24 8
630 When you eventually do slip and fall, you’ll need representation 1.4000 0.05601 120 80 32 8
631 No need for insect repellent, that’s why I brought an attorney along. 1.3984 0.05625 123 83 31 9
632 It's all up hill, but I'm about to close the deal. 1.3984 0.05857 123 85 27 11
633 You see, my favourite instagram influencer told me to dress for the job I want. 1.3981 0.05875 108 72 29 7
634 I thought we made it clear that we already have good insurance coverage! 1.3981 0.05745 103 67 31 5
635 No I feel fine, I have unlimited roaming 1.3981 0.06374 103 71 23 9
636 Steady. I'm reaching for the lawyer repellant. 1.3980 0.06444 98 67 23 8
637 Looks like I got off at the wrong subway stop 1.3980 0.06606 98 68 21 9
638 Yes, Boss. They know these are billable hours. They just want to be able to sue if they stumble. 1.3967 0.05807 121 83 28 10
639 Ever since he learned travel hours are billable he's insisted on hiking. 1.3964 0.06041 111 76 26 9
640 I’m auditing their carbon footprint as we speak. 1.3962 0.06022 106 74 23 8
641 Hey boss, sorry for the delay, I have a mountain of work in front of me. 1.3962 0.05947 106 71 28 7
642 Yes, it's counting my steps! 1.3960 0.06306 101 69 24 8
643 I heard of ambulance chasers but this is just insulting. 1.3958 0.06012 96 63 28 5
644 We're 10 feet up and he's already calling for a helicopter rescue. 1.3950 0.05497 119 79 33 7
645 Do you still think I’m just being paranoid? 1.3950 0.05497 119 79 33 7
646 Next time let’s just sign the liability waiver 1.3947 0.06055 114 79 25 10
647 Well, sir, you did tell me to take a hike! 1.3945 0.05533 109 71 33 5
648 His company has really embraced remote working 1.3945 0.05533 109 71 33 5
649 The Johnson's soon realized the park ranger's "lawyer spray" joke was not a joke. 1.3945 0.06388 109 77 21 11
650 Our life insurance agent is really going the extra mile. 1.3945 0.05832 109 73 29 7
651 My fitbit would have been fine for counting our steps, but noooo...you said it couldn't be as accurate as your accountant. 1.3942 0.06752 104 75 17 12
652 I think his 'business' is looking at my ass. 1.3942 0.06470 104 73 21 10
653 The appeal of working remotely fades when the dress code hasn't been updated. 1.3942 0.06174 104 71 25 8
654 No, we can’t interact with him. Office workers are an endangered species. 1.3942 0.05703 104 68 31 5
655 He keeps requoting our insurance rates as we climb higher. 1.3942 0.05419 137 94 32 11
656 The business attire doesn’t concern us, it’s the 3 fingers sticking out of your suits breast pocket, that does! 1.3939 0.06858 99 71 17 11
657 Those Sierra Club liability waivers are getting ridiculous. 1.3939 0.05130 132 87 38 7
658 I'll be late this morning, boss, I'm stuck in traffic 1.3939 0.06061 99 66 27 6
659 Oh Jim, you are so paranoid. The IRS doesn’t stalk people. 1.3939 0.05888 99 65 29 5
660 No. I don't want to extend my car warranty. 1.3939 0.05767 132 93 26 13
661 He'll come in handy when we're doing selfies at the summit. 1.3932 0.05557 117 78 32 7
662 Steve was becoming increasingly suspicious of his wife’s recent renewal of their life insurance policy 1.3925 0.06194 107 74 24 9
663 Why didn’t you tell me it was casual Friday? 1.3922 0.06559 102 72 20 10
664 When do you think he'll realize there's no cell service? 1.3920 0.05668 125 86 29 10
665 There's been sightings of a legal eagle. 1.3918 0.06481 97 67 22 8
666 Honey,just sign the damn policy and move on 1.3918 0.05396 97 61 34 2
667 Are you absolutely sure that this is the only way to reset my password? 1.3918 0.06313 97 66 24 7
668 I think they may be on to my surveillance. 1.3917 0.05588 120 81 31 8
669 Says he's looking for Hunter Biden's laptop. 1.3913 0.06012 115 80 25 10
670 He's probably attending a different summit. 1.3913 0.06729 92 64 20 8
671 Valerie...Val, er, a ha ha ha ha ha 1.3913 0.06729 92 64 20 8
672 He’s one of those corporate climbers.” 1.3909 0.05790 110 74 29 7
673 These lawyers like to pretend they are making deals even when there is no connection. 1.3909 0.05932 110 75 27 8
674 Oh, crap, I told him I was working from home today. 1.3909 0.05494 110 72 33 5
675 Hi Mom, yes, I'm enjoying life more and taking work home less. 1.3909 0.05644 110 73 31 6
676 Nope, no one has tripped and fallen yet. I will send another update in five minutes. 1.3905 0.05661 105 69 31 5
677 He must be one of those new adventure capitalists 1.3905 0.06274 105 73 23 9
678 Don't mind him; he's just following the money trail. 1.3900 0.06497 100 70 21 9
679 Remember, we don't have to outrun the bear. We just have to outrun your investment advisor." 1.3895 0.05658 95 61 31 3
680 I told you he wouldn't fit in. 1.3894 0.05397 113 74 34 5
681 Yes, sir, he's letting her go first. I see no violations here. 1.3894 0.05542 113 75 32 6
682 I told you to tell him we’re not interested in a time share. 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
683 Last time we get that travel insurance. 1.3889 0.06005 108 74 26 8
684 Next time, will you just sign the bloody waiver. 1.3889 0.06005 108 74 26 8
685 The guests will be arriving at the summit shortly. She would like an Arnold Palmer and he a Diet Coke before beginning their next activity. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
686 On the plus side, we covered his retainer with trail-mix. 1.3889 0.06005 108 74 26 8
687 Gives a whole new meaning to working remote 1.3889 0.06057 90 59 27 4
688 I KNOW he's an important client and his deal can save the company but I just can't seem to reach this Mr. Sisyphus 1.3883 0.05891 103 69 28 6
689 If it comes any closer, do not run. Spread your arms wide to make yourself look bigger and shout, ‘I love socialism!’ It should flee. 1.3878 0.06177 98 69 21 8
690 Look behind us. This can’t possibly be the path to enlightenment. 1.3878 0.06746 98 70 18 10
691 He says our travel insurance is void if we leave the path. 1.3871 0.05918 124 88 24 12
692 Just running a little bit late. Traffic’s nuts. 1.3871 0.05211 124 82 36 6
693 Remember that outrageous hospital bill? 1.3868 0.06226 106 74 23 9
694 You and these ridiculous walking sticks. And your stupid hat! I’m divorcing you! You’ll soon be hearing from my attorney! 1.3868 0.06645 106 77 17 12
695 I don't think this is the way to the tax shelter. 1.3868 0.06080 106 73 25 8
696 Are you sure you booked me for the right summit? 1.3868 0.06080 106 73 25 8
697 Well, I'd prefer it if he worked remotely somewhere else 1.3861 0.05965 101 68 27 6
698 Which conference room did you say it was? 1.3861 0.05445 101 65 33 3
699 It's called a destination divorce. Keep hiking! 1.3861 0.06744 101 73 17 11
700 I told you, it's a working holiday. 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
701 Have you ever wondered why our eyes poke out so far? Who is this cartoonist anyway? 1.3860 0.06415 114 83 18 13
702 No sweat, Chief! Two Life Insurance Policies coming up! 1.3858 0.05249 127 85 35 7
703 He's my accountant; he thinks this date may be tax deductible. 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
704 Once he smelled the scent of divorce, I knew he'd never stop following us. 1.3854 0.06846 96 69 17 10
705 Really? All this because I forgot to dot an i? 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
706 Ignore him, Hal. That poor republican dolt mistook your shit in the woods for an abortion. 1.3853 0.06505 109 79 18 12
707 He'll be gone soon. He won't be able to resist taking the low road. 1.3852 0.05636 122 84 29 9
708 You know, one day we’ll have a better way to count steps. 1.3846 0.06004 104 71 26 7
709 Yes, sir, we're working from roam. 1.3846 0.05685 104 69 30 5
710 They said they don’t own a car, what else has an extended warranty? Quick! I’m losing them! 1.3846 0.06399 91 62 23 6
711 I'll have to get back to you; they want to discuss the proposal with someone higher up. 1.3840 0.05655 125 87 28 10
712 I’d just like one vacation where we don’t need instant confirmation that our activity is a valid write-off 1.3839 0.05418 112 74 33 5
713 We're claiming a mountain, not mounting a claim. 1.3838 0.06533 99 70 20 9
714 Yes, sir. They're still looking for the high road. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
715 Pay him no heed. He'll be harmless when his reception quits. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
716 The real question is "Why does The New Yorker keep hiring P. C. Vey who can't draw noses or eyes?" 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
717 Why did your attorney insist on a place with no witnesses? 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
718 They just made a stop at the Oxygen Tent. Now might be the best time to talk with them. 1.3830 0.05879 94 62 28 4
719 Honey, did you remember to make the mortgage payment? 1.3830 0.06070 94 63 26 5
720 He's not hiking with us, he's just climbing up to get better reception. 1.3830 0.05579 94 63 27 4
721 You know Tom, no matter what we do - he's all business. 1.3830 0.06070 94 63 26 5
722 ‘Try to ignore him, he’s from the risk management team.’ 1.3830 0.06436 94 65 22 7
723 Are you sure these are the pole takers I’m supposed to audit? 1.3826 0.05604 115 78 30 7
724 You ever get a feeling an accident is about to happen? 1.3824 0.06392 102 72 21 9
725 I don't recall seeing "insurance salesman" on the "beware of" list for this trail. 1.3821 0.05479 123 84 31 8
726 Apparently nirvana is taxable. 1.3820 0.06292 89 60 24 5
727 Yes sir mr. Yeti, they're almost there and Iv'e got the package! 1.3820 0.06874 89 63 18 8
728 Remote work 1.3820 0.06874 89 63 18 8
729 Park Service rules - first aid kit, emergency contact info, liability attorney. 1.3818 0.05163 110 71 36 3
730 Goddamn tax hikes. 1.3818 0.05916 110 76 26 8
731 I don't think our insurance company trusts us. 1.3817 0.05249 131 89 34 8
732 he's a trail lawyer 1.3814 0.05759 97 64 29 4
733 Honey, I asked you to bring along a SHERPA, not a schlepper!” 1.3814 0.06786 97 70 17 10
734 I can see why his boss told him to take a hike. 1.3814 0.06294 97 67 23 7
735 Wouldn't chasing ambulances be a lot easier for you? 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
736 Tax hikes. 1.3810 0.05387 126 86 32 8
737 I have the prey in sight, sir. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
738 Sell high 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
739 That’s right. Their policy won’t cover an accident. They aren’t carrying rain gear, flashlights or cell phones. 1.3805 0.05804 113 78 27 8
740 : Yes, we still can “hear you now.” 1.3805 0.05939 113 79 25 9
741 Hiking is a violation of your short term disability insurance, I’m calling it in 1.3805 0.06070 113 80 23 10
742 These insurance actuaries are getting out of control. 1.3800 0.06159 100 69 24 7
743 How detailed were you in your out of office message? 1.3800 0.06159 100 69 24 7
744 Is that the guy who sold you our travel insurance? 1.3800 0.06159 100 68 24 7
745 My attorney does not believe in accidents. 1.3800 0.05464 100 65 32 3
746 This better not be about a life insurance policy. 1.3798 0.05185 129 87 35 7
747 His roaming charges are going to be outrageous. 1.3793 0.05565 116 79 30 7
748 there is always someone that can't leave work behind. 1.3793 0.06202 116 84 20 12
749 I know who I'm voting off the island... 1.3790 0.05679 124 87 27 10
750 I'm about to tell them they can extend their car's extended warranty... 1.3789 0.06554 95 67 20 8
751 My boss told me to take a hike. 1.3789 0.06020 95 64 26 5
752 When we get home, I think we should switch insurance companies. 1.3786 0.05364 103 67 33 3
753 Going down backwards is harder than it looks. 1.3784 0.06277 111 80 20 11
754 He's checking to see if we have double indemnity 1.3782 0.05722 119 83 27 9
755 Alright, this whole ‘working remotely’ thing is getting a little out of hand. 1.3782 0.05597 119 82 29 8
756 Yes, I’m on my way. Google maps says this route is quicker and I’m not about to pay $60 for an Uber. 1.3778 0.06237 90 61 24 5
757 I was serious about wanting a divorce If you wore that jacket again. 1.3778 0.06625 90 63 20 7
758 I bet Jake from State Farm would know a better trail than this guy. 1.3778 0.06434 90 62 22 6
759 I don't have the heart to tell him there is no reception out here. 1.3778 0.07168 90 66 14 10
760 Tell your brother this isn't the Great Indoors. 1.3778 0.06992 90 65 16 9
761 But the divorce papers asked for a Trail Separation? 1.3778 0.06237 90 61 24 5
762 I thought they said price hike not actual hike. 1.3776 0.05895 98 66 27 5
763 Why did you tell that guy Penn Station is this way? 1.3774 0.06352 106 76 20 10
764 He’s just making sure that I don’t — well, you know ... this IS Texas, after all. 1.3774 0.06352 106 76 20 10
765 I think you're right, Jeff, the IRS will never be able to track us here. 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
766 Now do you believe me about the microchips? 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
767 Because we're one bad step from serious liability issues, that's why. 1.3763 0.05904 93 62 27 4
768 I just want to make sure we're headed to the right place, financially speaking. 1.3763 0.06649 93 66 19 8
769 Watch out for vultures. 1.3763 0.06099 93 63 25 5
770 C’mon, hunny. He’s more afraid of us than we are of him. 1.3763 0.05904 93 62 27 4
771 Don't ask me, I thought you invited him 1.3762 0.06270 101 71 22 8
772 Hey,Honey. This new stockbroker of yours is a bit over the top! 1.3761 0.06084 109 77 23 9
773 I never go anywhere without my attorney. 1.3760 0.05641 125 88 27 10
774 You had to invite your attorney? 1.3750 0.05805 120 85 25 10
775 The waivers needed to climb this thing are insane. 1.3750 0.05665 104 70 29 5
776 Turn around and whack him on three... 1.3750 0.06325 88 60 23 5
777 When should we tell him we’re lost? 1.3750 0.06325 88 60 23 5
778 I need a better out of office message. 1.3750 0.05167 120 80 35 5
779 IRS here, will continue to track suspects the suspects to their nest egg 1.3739 0.05722 115 80 27 8
780 I thought they said ‘Would I like to mount Whitney’. 1.3739 0.05983 115 82 23 10
781 If you ask me, remote workers can't return to the office soon enough. 1.3738 0.06161 107 76 22 9
782 I am starting to suspect he knows something we don't know 1.3737 0.06190 99 69 23 7
783 It's Jack and Jill went up the hill NOT Jack and Jill and Jack's personal injury lawyer.. 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
784 I don’t go anywhere without a lawyer these days. 1.3737 0.06190 99 69 23 7
785 We'll be OK. He's calling a food delivery service. 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
786 I promised that I would leave my work phone at home. I didn’t promise anything about my assistant. 1.3736 0.06376 91 63 22 6
787 Take out your mask; he's fewer than six feet away! 1.3735 0.06575 83 57 21 5
788 Remind me, why is our lawyer following us? 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
789 Until they sign the liability release, I'm not letting them out of my sight. 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
790 Damn his unlimited plan! 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
791 Walk faster dear. We can ditch your boss in the trees ahead. 1.3723 0.06047 94 64 25 5
792 He'll help us negotiate the hard parts of the trail. 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
793 hurry, I think that’s the extended warranty guy! 1.3723 0.05855 94 63 27 4
794 This is not what I meant by environmentally aware investing. 1.3721 0.06416 86 59 22 5
795 Maybe we’re not supposed to understand the ending of Mad Men? 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
796 Of course it's high up. He's an appellate guru. 1.3717 0.05649 113 78 28 7
797 Explain to him we don't *really* need him to walk a mile in our shoes. 1.3717 0.05649 113 78 28 7
798 They said this was standard procedure when I took out the life insurance policy… 1.3717 0.05362 113 76 32 5
799 How high do you think this guy will climb to sell us a life insurance policy? 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
800 The marriage counselor does not have to be with us all the time 1.3714 0.06527 105 77 17 11
801 On your left. 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
802 They are using the sticks for walking as per the legal agreement, but have threatened to use them as weapons if I keep following. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
803 Definitely type A. We'd better let him pass. 1.3711 0.06767 97 71 16 10
804 I know I sold them the high coverage policy but do I have to follow them until they’re safely down back? 1.3711 0.06273 97 68 22 7
805 Yes, sir—the focus group is loving the sticks. 1.3711 0.06442 97 69 20 8
806 Hello Amazon, I need a walking stick, priority airdrop Yosemite, east bank of the Vernal Falls. Teak wood, no splinters please. 1.3708 0.06851 89 64 17 8
807 Be quiet, we're his natural prey. 1.3708 0.07035 89 65 15 9
808 He wanted to work more remotely 1.3707 0.05548 116 80 29 7
809 Do you ever feel micromanaged at work? 1.3704 0.07338 81 59 14 8
810 I maybe late for dinner 1.3704 0.06113 108 77 22 9
811 Hike faster, I hear litigation. 1.3700 0.05624 100 67 29 4
812 I told you not to deduct our hiking boots as a business expense. 1.3700 0.05801 100 68 27 5
813 I told my accountant to ‘take a hike’. 1.3700 0.05801 100 68 27 5
814 I asked him to review the terms of our prenuptial. 1.3696 0.06506 92 65 20 7
815 The insurance is watching for ANY reason to deny a claim. 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
816 You just had to post our vacation plans on Facebook. 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
817 I think they are about ready to talk about car insurance. 1.3689 0.05687 103 70 28 5
818 Does he have the prenup? 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
819 No no no, an accident is bound to happen It's only a matter of time until we file the law suit. 1.3689 0.05687 103 70 28 5
820 Is this what they meant by going the extra mile?! 1.3684 0.05806 95 64 27 4
821 I’m from your insurance company- it’s less paperwork if I reject claims as they happen 1.3684 0.06532 95 68 19 8
822 I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that hiking isn't your strongest suit, George? 1.3684 0.06532 95 68 19 8
823 Oh,him? He's here to hike our rates. 1.3679 0.05416 106 71 31 4
824 Honey, did you tell me that your attorney was a former sherpa? 1.3678 0.06764 87 62 18 7
825 You said you wouldn’t bring work along. 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
826 I thought they were speaking metaphorically. 1.3671 0.06287 79 53 23 3
827 That's right, neither of them are wearing masks...set up the avalanche for canyon #6, immediately 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
828 I meant to say we’d be ‘on the trail,’ not ‘on trial.’ Damn autocorrect. 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
829 Did you really need your personal injury attorney 1.3667 0.06211 90 62 23 5
830 'Nope I don't think they suspect...I am blending right in' 1.3667 0.06007 90 61 25 4
831 Please tell him we know our auto warranty has expired but enough with the stalking 1.3663 0.06708 101 75 15 11
832 He’s trying to save himself the hike and reach the oracle by phone. 1.3663 0.05755 101 69 27 5
833 Why does the IRS assume everything we do is a tax dodge. 1.3663 0.06089 101 71 23 7
834 I want a divorce. 1.3656 0.06074 93 64 24 5
835 I thought you said estate planning, not escape planning. 1.3656 0.05879 93 63 26 4
836 I used him to get out of Texas. Now I just keep him with me wherever I go. 1.3656 0.06074 93 64 24 5
837 But you did say "take a hike..." 1.3654 0.05643 104 71 28 5
838 Yes, we’re still working remotely. 1.3647 0.06449 85 59 21 5
839 Lots of luck getting an Uber in this neighborhood. 1.3647 0.06449 85 59 21 5
840 Cancel my 2 o'clock 1.3647 0.06449 85 59 21 5
841 I wish you hadn't told your accountant to take a hike, dear. They're so literal. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
842 We signed the liability waiver, why is a lawyer following us? 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
843 The subway detour is a real doozy today.... 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
844 Honey, I knew we shouldn't have picked the career path. 1.3643 0.05817 129 95 21 13
845 The road to hell is paved with good reception. 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
846 My personal injury lawyer believes in being proactive. 1.3636 0.06087 88 60 24 4
847 I think a short term policy will be enough. 1.3636 0.05644 99 67 28 4
848 Why on earth would you say "IRS" five times in a row? 1.3636 0.06700 88 63 18 7
849 Is this what you meant by needing more corporate followers? 1.3636 0.06106 77 51 24 2
850 I'm trying to blend in, but I think he's on to me. 1.3630 0.05321 135 96 29 10
851 Don't worry - we'll lose him at the shareholders summit up ahead 1.3628 0.05343 113 77 31 5
852 Think how hard this was to do when there was snow. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
853 Maybe after climbing the corporate ladder he was looking for another challenge. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
854 Enough already. We told you a million times, we don't need any more life insurance. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
855 They haven’t slipped yet. 1.3626 0.06156 91 63 23 5
856 I hear he gets too nervous to poop at the office so he comes up here. 1.3626 0.06156 91 63 23 5
857 He'll be fine. You should have seen how quickly he climbed the corporate ladder. 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
858 I'd feel bad telling him there is no wireless service here. It would ruin his vacation. 1.3621 0.05530 116 81 28 7
859 What? It's called work/life balance. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
860 I told you that insurance policy had a weird rider attached 1.3617 0.06567 94 68 18 8
861 I've heard of pushy salesmen, but he's taking it to new heights. 1.3617 0.05629 94 63 28 3
862 Here comes another guy confused about remote work. 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
863 I'll call you back, I think I just found two prospects 1.3614 0.07187 83 61 14 8
864 Dick and Janes went up the hill to fetch a pail of water and the injury lawyer followed. 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
865 I'll be there early as planned, I found a shortcut. 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
866 He’ll be on his own at the mountain of paperwork. 1.3608 0.06584 97 71 17 9
867 It appears I was mistaken. They're not antennas, just big sticks. 1.3607 0.05590 122 87 26 9
868 Next year file early. 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
869 Social climber. 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
870 Hey, at least he doesn’t have it on speaker. 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
871 We're gonna sue this mountain and every rock or tree on it, if they posit any obstacle to our right of imagined conquest. 1.3604 0.05548 111 77 28 6
872 How am I supposed to do the closing without a notary? 1.3604 0.05548 111 77 28 6
873 I told the collection agency that I sent the check weeks ago 1.3604 0.05836 111 79 24 8
874 That's my personal injury attorney. I don't go anywhere without him 1.3600 0.05376 125 88 29 8
875 It beats chasing an ambulance! 1.3600 0.06199 100 74 17 9
876 Is that our concierge doctor you said is always available” 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
877 I know, but he'll be great to have along if we come across a bear market. 1.3596 0.05592 89 59 28 2
878 This contact tracing is getting waaaay to professional 1.3596 0.06032 89 61 24 4
879 Let's circle back. 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
880 Well you were the one who didn’t want to sign the waiver! 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
881 Ignore him Richard. The judge has provided us protection from any and all suits. 1.3596 0.06441 89 63 20 6
882 I told him to take a hike, didn’t think he’d take it literally. 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
883 He speaks softly and lets us carry the big sticks. 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
884 Well since you noticed him there is something we should get out in the open 1.3590 0.07061 78 56 16 6
885 I'll bet he only has one bar too. 1.3590 0.07061 78 56 16 6
886 One more mile, and we're out of Texas. 1.3590 0.07061 78 56 16 6
887 You are the one who insisted he go to Harvard. 1.3590 0.06822 78 55 18 5
888 Patience. We can beat the shit out of him once he’s out of range. 1.3587 0.06839 92 68 15 9
889 We could have written our will in his office! 1.3587 0.05902 92 63 25 4
890 We'd like 3 orders of your General Tsao, 3 Egg Rolls, and a Gluten-free Wonton Ton Soup. 15 minutes?" 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
891 I knew they'd discover my "remote" office. 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
892 In the future, try reading the fine print. 1.3580 0.06874 81 58 17 6
893 Hey boss. I really don’t think they’re interested in a extended car warranty. 1.3580 0.06874 81 58 17 6
894 When my boss says climb, I say how high. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
895 I agreed to leave behind my cell phone and laptop, but I didn't say anything about my personal assistant!" 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
896 I thought the mountain was a metaphor 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
897 I misheard ..." pay hike" . 1.3571 0.06699 84 60 18 6
898 I wouldn’t have taken this job if I’d known this is what he meant by taking us to the next level. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
899 Apparently, we’re not the only ones to have heard about this new adventure capital opportunity. 1.3571 0.06256 84 58 22 4
900 I thought working from home meant you worked at home. 1.3571 0.05654 84 58 23 3
901 I said to get travel insurance, not traveling insurace. 1.3571 0.05664 98 67 27 4
902 Well, it's not business class, but at least I don't have to wear a mask 1.3571 0.06024 98 69 23 6
903 . "Three Grande Lattes, no foam. Where are we?" 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
904 Oops! My Google GPS just got set on 'pedestrian' again. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
905 You can call all you want, they don’t take reservations 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
906 I am blending in perfectly. They don’t even know I’m following them. 1.3564 0.06538 101 75 16 10
907 For a professional guide, he's certainly quite professional. 1.3564 0.05555 101 69 28 4
908 Mr. and Mrs. Patterson, I assure you this will be beachfront property in six months. 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
909 They really need life insurance 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
910 Start without me. Slowed down by beginner climbers. 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
911 Yes sir, I’ve just touched base with them. 1.3563 0.06737 87 63 17 7
912 Work-Life Balance! 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
913 Is there another way into the property? 1.3556 0.06944 90 67 14 9
914 He's carrying our important papers—and our lunch. 1.3554 0.05360 121 85 29 7
915 See, Tim, I told you people would pay to work from the real life location of their favorite Zoom background! 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
916 Yeah, the resort made them sign a liability waver, so I'm with them every step of the way on this climb. 1.3548 0.05648 93 63 27 3
917 You said I could work remotely... 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
918 Maybe next time don’t tell your boss you’ll stay accessible. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
919 I know I’m an ambulance chaser, Harold, but sometimes in business you have to take out the middle man. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
920 Hey, I’ll call you back. I think I found a place to gentrify. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
921 Just ignore him, dear. The park now issues every hiker a liability Sherpa. 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
922 I don't think he's more afraid of us than we are of him. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
923 Ted, tell this guy to speak softly and remind him I carry a big stick. 1.3542 0.05731 96 66 26 4
924 Not to worry! We're only at 700 feet and, YES, he's still got the Football 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
925 He's got roaming now. 1.3535 0.05432 99 72 21 6
926 He was told to increase his billable hours. 1.3535 0.05799 99 69 25 5
927 Who are you to judge hiking outfits, you're wearing elbow patches! 1.3535 0.05974 99 70 23 6
928 I’ll have my people yodel your people. 1.3535 0.06471 99 73 17 9
929 Hello Help Desk?? We’re having difficulty with our Zoom session. 1.3535 0.05974 99 70 23 6
930 Our factory auto warranty may expire tomorrow, but can't he give it a break? 1.3529 0.07042 85 63 14 8
931 He's a field agent. 1.3529 0.05966 85 58 24 3
932 Looks like the IRS sniffed us out. 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
933 When I asked you not to bring your cell phone, I meant to include someone else using it. 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
934 Hopefully he loses reception soon. 1.3519 0.05314 108 74 30 4
935 You misinterpreted what a 'rate hike' is! 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
936 I’m trying to get my 10,000 steps today but I may be doing it wrong. I’m getting some dirty looks. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
937 Honey, I'm starting to think I'm more of a social climber. 1.3514 0.06091 111 82 19 10
938 Ugh, it’s another one of those annoying corporate climbers. 1.3514 0.07310 74 54 14 6
939 I thought they said getting audited was no picnic? 1.3514 0.05673 111 79 25 7
940 Yes boss, he’s bought the term insurance. Now I’m pushing disability. 1.3511 0.06365 94 68 19 7
941 I don’t think he got the memo. 1.3511 0.06365 94 68 19 7
942 Do you think he brought water? 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
943 Let's just say this business retreat wasn't what I expected. 1.3505 0.06561 97 72 16 9
944 See, I TOLD you putting cardboard in the paper recycling box would eventually get us into trouble! 1.3505 0.05870 97 68 24 5
945 He’s here to ensure that I make it look like an accident. 1.3500 0.06188 80 55 22 3
946 Our new insurance certainly does cover everything. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
947 Don't look him in the eyes, and don't feed him, he will lose interest and move on. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
948 Taking the road less travelled turned out to be a huge mistake. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
949 I guess signing their waiver doesn’t cut it anymore 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
950 At least it’s not another Zoom call. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
951 Don’t pick up. 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
952 I liked it better when they chased ambulances. 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
953 Hey Amazon, do you deliver past 10,000 feet elevation? 1.3494 0.06045 83 57 23 3
954 I told my lawyer to take a hike. 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
955 If nothing else he’s persistent! 1.3488 0.06356 86 61 20 5
956 This National Park is taking its new reservations system very seriously 1.3488 0.05674 86 58 26 2
957 He told his boss that he was working from home today. 1.3488 0.05910 86 59 24 3
958 I'm with Lois and Clark, Hold my calls for a year. 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
959 Tell our assistant to stop reporting on our ascent to the top 1.3488 0.05674 86 58 26 2
960 He gives new meaning to the phrase "working remotely..." 1.3483 0.05559 89 60 27 2
961 It's the best legal defense: We throw the lawyer to the bear. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
962 I think someone is following us. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
963 This law suit is following us everywhere 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
964 They won't ever find us here. 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
965 If he tries to subpoena you, try running in a zig-zag pattern. 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
966 This really is remote work 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
967 You were right, honey, it's not that type of summit. 1.3478 0.05450 92 62 28 2
968 Keep moving! If we don't acknowledge him, he can't serve us. 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
969 We should turn back -- I think there's a corporate retreat up ahead. 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
970 Do you finally regret answering the call about our expiring car warranty? 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
971 I told you not to have our accountant audit our steps. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
972 Didn’t you select ‘Ask not to track’? 1.3472 0.07443 72 53 13 6
973 I told you yo pay the bill, Frank. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
974 I think I'm wearing them out, boss. They will buy an auto warranty or my name's not Ned Ryerson! 1.3469 0.05820 98 69 24 5
975 Yes sir, the whole office has been working diligently to reach peak performance 1.3467 0.07227 75 55 14 6
976 First paparazzi and now lawyers. What's next, your relatives? 1.3467 0.06149 75 51 22 2
977 I never leave home without my lawyer. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
978 Somehow I feel we're in a Geico commercial. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
979 I needed assurance that this really was a fun, outdoorsy first-date and not a "her body was found after being thrown off the mountain" first-date. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
980 We’re in the weeds on this one, Boss. No, I can’t circle back. Yes, it’s uphill from here. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
981 Get me a pepperoni! 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
982 Keep walking and don't look him in the eye. In the wild, lawyer-repellent just makes them mad. 1.3458 0.06243 107 80 17 10
983 Yes, Sir. I'm following these unmasked folks keeping some distance, Sir. 1.3458 0.05492 107 75 27 5
984 It's going to be an uphill climb, but I think I can wear them down. 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
985 Yes, Mr and Mrs White will have the mountain goat cheese sandwich on gluten free bread. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
986 The new life insurance policy was more comprehensive than expected 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
987 Sometimes it's into the second week of vacation before I achieve any distance from work. 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
988 He wanted to bring his printer, shredder, and a secretary. 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
989 I get the feeling they suspect that I am following them. 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
990 There's a signal at 29,000 feet. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
991 Honey, I think he just needs your signature on the new life insurance policy. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
992 I really hope his battery dies soon. 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
993 My e-mail 'I need you on this upcoming trail' obviously had a typo. 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
994 We'll be safe from the I.R.S. up here, dear. 1.3434 0.05948 99 71 22 6
995 You’re fired, Ryan. This could have been an email. 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
996 There should be a law on cellphone use and hiking. He almost rear ended us! 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
997 Those Sherpas sure have become more affluent since our last trip, huh? 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
998 Just ignore him. This trail is part of his daily work out. 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
999 I am having a rocky day at the office. See you when it levels off. 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
1000 You got my email away message so you called? Yeah, I’m on vacation, hiking right now actually. No it’s fine, I can take care of it. 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
1001 It's healthier than chasing ambulances 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
1002 All they want is landslide insurance 1.3418 0.06211 79 55 21 3
1003 He insists on working remotely. 1.3418 0.06211 79 55 21 3
1004 Because it would be false advertising if I didn't "go the extra mile" for them. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1005 It's beautiful up here. Untouched. Pristine. Construction starts in a week. 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
1006 Didn't you see the sign? Beware of Personal Injury lawyers. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1007 I'm what you may call an extremely remote worker. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1008 Sorry boss, these pollsters are unlikely to predict anything. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1009 Honey, remind me again why you invited our life insurance agent along on our mountain hike. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1010 Maybe he’s talking to your mother and he’ll jump of the cliff first. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1011 Ignore him, he's my husband's divorce lawyer. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1012 I know your lawyer is behind on his billable hours this month, but do you think he's doing useful work for you up here? 1.3409 0.05572 88 60 26 2
1013 I'll be back later than I thought. It turned out to be a destination divorce. 1.3409 0.07024 88 67 12 9
1014 Tell Sisyphus we're coming. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
1015 I'm going to win that contest for best video conference call background 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1016 Seriously, Alice! My bypass surgery was five years ago! This is the last time Dr. Rubin joins us on our vacation! 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1017 Do those car warrantee guys ever give up? 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
1018 He must be going to the business summit. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1019 Yes, the targets are in sight. Don't worry, it'll look like an accident. 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
1020 Listen, I know it's dangerous, but don't you think bringing our insurance agent is a little extreme? 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1021 This nice lawyer wants to help us fetch the pail of water. 1.3402 0.06856 97 75 11 11
1022 Yup, new clients are with me. One question. You did say left on Sunset then right at the yellow house? Oh?..Oh?..We’re gonna be late” 1.3400 0.05724 100 71 24 5
1023 Ignore the trailing indicator. 1.3400 0.06231 100 74 18 8
1024 I didn’t get the walking stick memo! 1.3400 0.06067 100 73 20 7
1025 I'm leaving you Harold. My lawyer is right behind us and can discuss the details with you. 1.3396 0.05343 106 74 28 4
1026 Uh-oh, another covid "hiker". I can't wait for this thing to end so we can get our trails back again. 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1027 I told you I signed up for 24/7 insurance coverage. 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
1028 I guess you finally told your boss to take a hike? 1.3380 0.06326 71 49 20 2
1029 I don't think he understood when we said he would need staff support. 1.3380 0.06933 71 51 16 4
1030 I told you not to pick the professionally-assisted trail 1.3380 0.07491 71 53 12 6
1031 Didn't you see that Sherpa's a venture capital firm? 1.3380 0.06933 71 51 16 4
1032 Doris, think we took a wrong turn, looks like we're on the executive trail. 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
1033 Wait -- I thought he was YOUR lawyer! 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
1034 He's working remote. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1035 Suppose they need me in case of a fall? I am their lawyer, you know? 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1036 Don't worry, I've got papers for both liability and negligence with me. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1037 This is peak capitalism. 1.3375 0.06148 80 56 21 3
1038 Guess who got the dress code wrong? 1.3375 0.07103 80 60 13 7
1039 Dow and Jones continue to climb. 1.3373 0.07125 83 63 12 8
1040 Where women lead, men follow. 1.3373 0.06006 83 58 22 3
1041 That's my lawyer. He's checking to see who we can sue if I get hurt. 1.3373 0.05757 83 57 24 2
1042 Looks like I might be a little late. Going to a staff meeting. 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
1043 I think your associate is taking the billable hours thing too far. 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
1044 I don’t think your wife believes the Appalachian Trail bit. 1.3373 0.07125 83 63 12 8
1045 I’m on my way. Tell Smokey not to say anything to the Rangers until I get there. 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
1046 Yes, I’m enjoying my well needed vacation. 1.3373 0.05757 83 57 24 2
1047 There hasn’t even been cell service for the last twelve hours… 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1048 I hear there's a business guru at the top. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
1049 When I said we need protection for the hike, I didn't mean our lawyer. 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
1050 Silly, this morning I ripped those tags from our mattress, and see? Nothing happened. 1.3372 0.06941 86 65 13 8
1051 Zoom meeting at the summit in 20 minutes 1.3372 0.05636 86 59 25 2
1052 Siri -- define "beat it, three's a crowd." 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
1053 It's ok...he's a 'fiduciary.' That means if we fall, he falls too. 1.3371 0.06769 89 67 14 8
1054 You kept your promise to hike with me in the mountains, but couldn't you do it without your broker? 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1055 If he gets lost, leave him. If we get lost, eat him. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
1056 Don't look directly at him! It could trigger a hostile takeover! 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1057 He’s my attorney and specializes in hiking malpractice. 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1058 I told you that life insurance policy came with too many stings attached. 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1059 What kind of travel insurance did you get? 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1060 I am out of the office but will read email and check voicemail 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1061 I’ll be a while, the elevator is down. 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1062 After the next crevasse I think I can close the deal on an accident policy. 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1063 Looks like they've extended the "work from Aspen" policy until November. 1.3370 0.05632 92 64 25 3
1064 If this hike is as safe as you say, why is the insurance agent following us? 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1065 Try to ignore him, he's just my actuary. Its part of my benefits package. 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
1066 I told you the IRS is relentless! 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
1067 when they said 'suit up for an adventure' this wasn't what I had in mind 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
1068 Yes, Mr. Hitchens, this seems to be working much better than couples therapy. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1069 Look hun they're everywhere 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1070 Don’t worry, he’ll Peter Principle out by the time we hit 800 feet. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1071 Mrs. Johnson is okay with counseling in a natural setting; Mr. Johnson wants to put a rider on their life insurance policy. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
1072 Will we need flood insurance on this lot? 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1073 I told you he'd find us if you put our vacation plans on Facebook. 1.3333 0.06086 81 57 21 3
1074 I bet I know where he keeps his stick. 1.3333 0.06704 90 68 14 8
1075 Make that 2 large pepperoni with extra cheese. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1076 You just had to tell your lawyer where we were going, didn’t you. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1077 The hills are alive with the sound of money. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1078 Like a good neighbor..... 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
1079 ... but they were going to help me carry the new stone tablets back down. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1080 I thought you said you wouldn’t bring your attorney along for this trip. 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
1081 There’s no cell phone service up here, so who the hell is he talking to? 1.3333 0.05584 87 60 25 2
1082 I told him we knew a way to "reach the top". 1.3333 0.05583 93 65 25 3
1083 What I can't believe is that he's getting signal out here. 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
1084 Really Joe? The nuclear football? 1.3333 0.05424 108 77 26 5
1085 I'll be back in the office on Monday. I'm still on vacation. 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
1086 That’s a feral tax auditor. Whatever you do, don’t make eye contact!” 1.3333 0.05960 78 54 22 2
1087 I think I may have been spotted. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1088 He’s part of my staff. He’s Rod. They comfort me. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
1089 Everyone he calls tells him to take a hike. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1090 I’m not sure, but I think they’re getting suspicious. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1091 What do you mean where am I? I thought you said the best thing for our marriage would be for me to take a hike? 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1092 Suspects are disguised as a couple enjoying a leisurely hike in the mountains but...oh crap, I think they spotted me! 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
1093 we should've gone with the ankle bracelet... 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
1094 Taking a cellphone isn’t really roughing it. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1095 Yes sir! I can see them hiking. I think the guy saw me following them. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1096 When you say we're heading into a 'bear market'... 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1097 It looks like I'll be late for dinner again, honey. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1098 I initially thought it was a rate hike. 1.3333 0.05172 111 78 29 4
1099 This trail isn't all that dangerous. Do we need to take your insurance agent everywhere we go? 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
1100 Maybe it’s the low oxygen talking, but the higher we get the more his insurance policy makes sense. 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
1101 Look out- it's a bear. 1.3333 0.06941 66 47 16 3
1102 I suppose it’s true what they say: you can take the man out of the city, but you can never really take the city out of the man 1.3333 0.05369 93 64 27 2
1103 Don’t mind him. He’s from downstate. 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
1104 He knows it's Casual Friday, but rebels gotta rebel. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
1105 Just ignore him. I don’t care what he threatens; I’m not changing my on-line review of his client’s dopey hiking boots. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
1106 An adventure capitalist stalks his prey 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
1107 He may be the most expensive sherpa, but is he really the best? 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1108 Keep your eyes on the prize, Dick. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1109 I told you the retainer was too big. 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
1110 Sir, after their hike, they want you and Jill to come over to their place for happy hour. 1.3300 0.05329 100 70 27 3
1111 I think he's taking being a professional guide a little too seriously. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1112 He just loves the cell coverage this time of year. 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
1113 Watch your step, he's a PI lawyer. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1114 I took a wrong turn off the plane and I now seem to be climbing a remote jungle trail - without a stick. Push back lunch by an hour. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1115 I think he's taking the concept of working remotely too far. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1116 Are you two also here for the park ranger position? 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1117 I'm sorry, but this 24/7 investment advisor is starting to get on my nerves. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
1118 We should have known he wasn’t a hiking guide when we saw the briefcase! 1.3295 0.05534 88 61 25 2
1119 Do you think he’s noticed that there’s no reception up here? 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1120 I'm sorry that spellcheck didn't catch 'Appalachian Trial' on the evite. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1121 It seems they are looking for higher returns. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1122 Don't mind him 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1123 Maybe if you ignored him like you did with your 11 years of tax returns, he'd not be such a bother? 1.3294 0.05394 85 58 26 1
1124 Thank goodness we have Medicare. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1125 I'm sorry, OK? 'Hiking insurance' sounded like a good idea at the time. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1126 Do you think he knows that we know there’s no service out here? 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1127 Yes, I know, but they bought our most expensive policy --- I must be able to keep watch... There may be a claim! 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1128 My new job allows me to work from roam. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1129 No, this is not a Zoom filter… I asked Google Maps to ‘avoid toll roads’. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
1130 Why doesn't your brother stop trying to sell us life insurance? 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
1131 We get it Gary - you got a promotion 1.3291 0.05899 79 55 22 2
1132 They’re on to me. I have two bars. They have two sticks. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1133 Compared to the corporate ladder, this is a breeze. 1.3291 0.06912 79 59 14 6
1134 I think he misunderstood when his boss told him to take a hike. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1135 I'll be home after these hippie guides find my Fitbit, Martha. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1136 Keep your eyes forward. We need to make this look like an accident. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1137 Sylvia, cancel my 3 o’clock…I’m hiking. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1138 jeez Jerry, I know you want to write off this holiday but did you have to bring your accountant? 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1139 If I hear the word 'diversification' one more time I'm going to knock him off the cliff. 1.3288 0.06185 73 51 20 2
1140 He couldn't find a corporate ladder instead? 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1141 I know, but he still makes me feel underdressed. 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
1142 Hello, can you hear me now? 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
1143 A "summit" had very different meanings in thejr respective worlds. 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
1144 I don't care what your mother says, I don't think a divorce attorney is a very good wedding gift. 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
1145 When do I tell them that we are lost? 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
1146 I'm going to be late for dinner again. My clients are insisting that we sign the paperwork at some place called 'Lawyer Jump' 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
1147 Hang on, I'm stuck behind some tourists 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
1148 I was told to be prepared to climb, but I thought they meant the corporate ladder 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1149 Is this Uber? Have you started your helicopter service yet? 1.3265 0.06611 98 76 12 10
1150 Sure, but I still think a Sherpa is better at this. 1.3263 0.05279 95 66 27 2
1151 Wow…personal injury lawyers really don’t have any shame! 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
1152 He's a park ranger. The great outdoors is his office. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1153 Our life insurance agent takes the protection a bit too far. 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1154 Evelyn, I told you not to insure your legs with Lloyds of London! 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1155 He's here for a summit meeting. 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
1156 You meant for us to look NEAR the mountain - not UP the mountain? 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1157 These trails are high-liability, so be on the lookout for attorneys traveling in packs. We'll try to ditch this one at the perilous cliff. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1158 I told him we already have a financial advisor. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1159 For the last time, he’s not a divorce attorney. He handles slip and fall cases. Don’t be paranoid. 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
1160 Today I’ll be billing per step not per hour 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1161 Don’t underestimate him - climbing the corporate ladder is apparently great training. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1162 I told you they shouldn't have named this mountain, "corporate ladder." 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1163 Oh, him? He’s my four o’clock. I didn’t have enough PTO for our honeymoon. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1164 Move to Texas, you said. Personal freedom, you said. Plenty of space, you said... 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1165 Do I think an issue under the pre-nup will arise during our hike? No. Might it? Yes. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
1166 Half a mile longer and we'll lose him at the deadly cliffs. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1167 Gus is taking this remote working thing a little too literally. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1168 Frank realized that as a lawyer these days in order to really get ahead of the competition you have to get there before the ambulance - if you’re chasing it, you’re too late. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1169 It's fine if he wants to expense the trip but I'm not going to make copy machine noises. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1170 When I said we should do something for your workaholic brother, I didn’t mean we personally. 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1171 This is not what I expected when you said it was a working vacation. 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1172 Yep,right behind them,got the forms and the pens!Just waiting for the oxygen debt to kick in! 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1173 It's tougher then chasing an ambulance, that's for sure 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1174 Yes, ma’am, they are taking a hike, as you requested. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1175 Don’t make eye contact Albert, he will eventually realise we are not commercial real estate material 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
1176 I hope roaming charges do apply. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1177 Don't look! I told you not to call in sick. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1178 The new hires are on their way up. No, I haven’t told them yet what happens to the sticks. 1.3243 0.06117 74 52 20 2
1179 I still can't see Central Park West, it seemed easier in Google Maps. 1.3239 0.06272 71 50 19 2
1180 He’s an additional safety precaution. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
1181 My mouth seems slightly open so I guess I'm the one talking in this cartoon." 1.3235 0.07962 68 53 8 7
1182 What did you expect? This is Texas. He thinks you might be trying to help me get an abortion. 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
1183 I told you not to take the high tier insurance policy. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1184 Sorry. Business call. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1185 For the last time Frank, we don’t want to come back to the office. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1186 Will you please stop whistling "Marching to Pretoria". 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1187 He's my 'slip and fall' attorney. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1188 Yeah Boss, they're both here, treading lightly and carrying big sticks. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
1189 Don’t look now. Work is following you. 1.3231 0.07308 65 48 13 4
1190 If he asks about your portfolio, play dead. 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
1191 And I thought this business meeting would go downhill.. 1.3231 0.06617 65 46 17 2
1192 I said we should have signed the liability waiver! 1.3229 0.05235 96 67 27 2
1193 I must have been multitasking when they announced a team building activity. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1194 The park’s insurance company is really thorough 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
1195 Yes, that reverse mortgage you purchased is about to pay off. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1196 I just brought him along in case there are disputes about image rights to our vacation photos if we get divorced. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1197 the annual REI accounting team retreat 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1198 But Gary, next time I’d like more details on the uphill battle with corporate. 1.3226 0.05753 93 66 22 4
1199 Did you really need to invite your risk management lawyer? 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1200 I told you 'just buy the insurance" 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1201 I thought you cleared up that mess with the IRS! 1.3222 0.05200 90 62 27 1
1202 Ignore him--he's just a corporate climber who's making sure I don't try and break through the glass ceiling. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1203 Honey, just keep walking and he won’t sell us life insurance. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1204 Ignore him. I only use him if a date goes poorly. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1205 When we told him to take a hike, I didn’t think he’d take it so literally. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1206 The elevator has been out of order since last week! 1.3214 0.05658 84 59 23 2
1207 He's going to lawyer up. 1.3214 0.05399 84 58 25 1
1208 “He’s a social climber.” 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1209 Where's a Sherpa when you need one 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1210 Is this remote enough for him yet? 1.3214 0.05658 84 59 23 2
1211 I forget. Does he bill us by the hour or the kilometer? 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1212 Nope. No sign of the cloud yet. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1213 And I used to think ambulance chasing was annoying. 1.3214 0.05658 84 59 23 2
1214 Walking sticks $350, leather hiking boots $695, handsomely tailored men’s coat with elbow patches $1,250….yes, sir, they seem fully committed to their self-enlightenment trek. 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1215 He's from L.L.and L. Bean. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1216 He'll turn back when he finds out we cancelled his retainer. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1217 Oy vey! How do they expect us to get any work done if they keep checking on us to see if we’re working? 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1218 Remember, we’re looking for a Lyft, not an Uber. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1219 Honey . . . why does he keep calling us 'the targets? 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1220 He's really committed to remote working. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1221 Bringing along your divorce attorney along to a couples retreat makes me question your commitment, Leonard. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1222 Some people can never learn to relax 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1223 Climbing the corporate ladder is so 2019. 1.3200 0.06051 75 53 20 2
1224 Yes Ma'am. I'm making sure they don't make a claim. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1225 He's just trying to get in his steps. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1226 Does he charge by the hour or by the foot? 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1227 They're singing "Ramblin' Boy" but they're claiming it's just sampling, and so "fair use." Shall I still serve them? 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1228 Sherpas aren't what they used to be. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1229 The park ranger warned us not to carry cash. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1230 That’s my iAccountant. I’m tracking my steps. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1231 There really is no point running from the debt collector. He's even getting cell reception here. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1232 You think this 'Jane the Nature Queen' brand went viral all by itself? 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
1233 Let's get away, you said, on our own terms. But oh, no, YOU had to bring legal counsel. 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
1234 HE IS MY LAWYER, I WANT A DIVORCE. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1235 Yeah, it's Jake, from State Farm ... 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1236 Forgot the bar repellant. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1237 Phil hates casual Friday. 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
1238 Can't you ever leave the office behind? 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1239 Hold that thought, I have a bad connection. Let me get to a higher place. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1240 I said it might be a good idea to have an ambulance on speed dial, not an ambulance chaser on call. 1.3178 0.05491 107 81 19 7
1241 Can you push up that nine o’clock meeting? I’m stuck in traffic! 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1242 It's just a vulture. 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
1243 Does the policy exclude injuries caused by walking sticks? 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1244 Don’t stare. He said he’s working remotely but his phone is not turned on. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1245 Remember, you were the one that told them to think outside of the box. 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
1246 I don't think we should renew their life insurance ! 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1247 They did say I'd be working remotely. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1248 The accountant came along to identify anything tax deductible. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1249 He followed us. So there is no ethical issue with abandoning a lawyer in the wild. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1250 And I thought you were overdressed! 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1251 Jeffrey, I want a divorce. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1252 Yes, I can confirm they’ve almost gotten their steps in. 1.3165 0.07103 79 61 11 7
1253 My bad. I never should've told him to take a hike. 1.3165 0.05850 79 56 21 2
1254 Yes, my schedule has me ‘enjoying nature’ until around noon, and then I’ll send those numbers right over. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1255 Don't worry honey, I won't forget milk this time. 1.3165 0.07103 79 61 11 7
1256 Some people just can’t cope with the fall of civilization 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1257 Yes sir we have crossed over into Texas! 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1258 No,I don’t want to play “Staff, Cell Phone, Briefcase” with an itinerant lawyer we just happened to meet on the trail. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1259 Honey, it’s the insurance agent again 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1260 This guy means business 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1261 Are you sure we needed to bring along our life insurance agent? 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1262 Here's here in case we come across a 'this climb is at your own risk' sign. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1263 Oh, so you didn’t literally mean “take a hike!” 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1264 After our last claim, they're tracking us. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1265 This is not what I had in mind when I said we should put the office behind us! 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1266 Im telling you, selling these life insurance policies has never been easier. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1267 Of course I'm having fun" 1.3158 0.05241 95 67 26 2
1268 It’s an uphill battle, but we’ll get there. 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1269 He'll only go on hikes rated five bars. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1270 They weren't kidding about that city commute 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1271 Skeptical as they were, the men finally saw the light and watched the woman take the lead 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1272 Hello, Acme Travel? I think I got off at the wrong place. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1273 Of course he can help us scale K2. He helped us file our K-1. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
1274 I wanted travel insurance like everyone else, but no, you had to hire an attorney. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1275 Couldn’t find an ambulance so I’m chasing two ambulatory hikers. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1276 He doesn’t realize I was joking when I told him to order a pizza. 1.3143 0.07489 70 54 10 6
1277 How many times do I have to tell him we’re not interested in buying a time share? 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1278 Perks of working from home. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1279 I think I found a buyer for your stair climber. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1280 Eldon, always be satisfied that contractual terms and conditions are fully defined. I did not get it when my insurance agent said the coverage was 24/7. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1281 I blaze the trail, but bringing my lawyer clears the path. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1282 And I thought these suits could sink no lower 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1283 I thought they said "pay hike." 1.3134 0.05710 67 46 21 0
1284 He's not my insurance agent. I thought he was your insurance agent. 1.3133 0.05667 83 59 22 2
1285 Upon reaching the summit, someone shall discovery that no man is above the law: the law of gravity. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1286 Ever since I signed-up for the reality show I have to clear every single movement I make with their attorney first. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1287 No, no falls yet, but we can only hope 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1288 Are you sure you need your proctologist 24/7? 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1289 Be back after I get a couple more clients for the faulty hiking boots class action suit. 1.3131 0.06364 99 77 13 9
1290 Ever get the feeling that someone is following you? 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1291 He knows that you have to be retired to enjoy this kind of stuff right? 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1292 I knew he had a problem with his work/life balance , but this is ridiculous! 1.3125 0.07025 80 62 11 7
1293 Should we tell him the PATH is not this way. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1294 Tell him that's not what we meant by 'working out.'" 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1295 Our firm will be there for you when you fall. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1296 It's uphill all the way, but I have not let them out of my sight! 1.3125 0.05652 80 59 18 3
1297 Slow down and make nice…I think he’s calling Pizza Delivery. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1298 Maria, you did tell them that it's not so easy to cross borders these days and that we're not the von Trapps, right? 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1299 Honey, let’s keep moving, the park ranger told us not to get too close to the wildlife since it’s mating season. 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
1300 Yep! It is Jack and Jill going up hill. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1301 When I downloaded that Stock Market app I didn't realize it came with a broker. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1302 HR really needs to do a better job explaining the interview process. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1303 Of _course_ she hasn't said anything to the police. She hasn't even _done_ it yet. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1304 Careful, there's some liability ahead. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1305 This is taking ambulance chasing a bit too far! 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1306 Have two prospects here. But not sure they're ready to buy!" 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1307 Each of us is on our own journey through life. My journey requires legal representation. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1308 Why can't your brother just leave his work behind? 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1309 When we reach the cliff you'll see why I brought the lawyer. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1310 Watch for loose rocks, mountain lions and slip-and-fall guys. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1311 I just don’t think this was the idea behind working remotely. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1312 My bad, I forgot to bring the salesperson repellent 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1313 I don’t understand why legal needs to be looped in on everything. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1314 Well he did say that he’d get us where we needed to be in our retirement. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1315 I know he said the divorce proceedings would be an uphill climb, but this is ridiculous. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1316 Yes, like Britney Spears. 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1317 I know he promised to have our backs,but does the insurance agent really need to come along? 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1318 I hate it when they reintroduce them into the wild. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1319 Yes, well, they’re still looking for a place to burry the hatchet. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1320 It's just my claims adjuster. I'm trying to get the best deal on liability insurance. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1321 Cold calling has reached it's peak 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1322 When the attitude is lower than the altitude 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1323 Cancel the check, they're not 100% disabled......! 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1324 The mountain is calling. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1325 ... supposedly he's some kind of legal eagle. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1326 When you said upward mobility, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1327 We n ever should have sold the boat 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1328 He sure is a salesman who won’t take no for an answer 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1329 You never told me your ex had a lawyer. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1330 I think he's taking us to a higher court. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1331 Yes. Table for two. We're headed there now. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
1332 You're covered up to a hundred foot fall. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1333 Working from home has had its upsides 1.3099 0.05880 71 50 20 1
1334 Relax, there hasn't been an IRS agent in these mountains for 50 years. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1335 Yes sir, I’m following the hiking Prices just like you said.” 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
1336 If he's not eating, he's on his phone. 1.3095 0.05738 84 63 17 4
1337 You were the one who said we might be interested in buying life insurance. 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
1338 Don't mind me, y'all. I'm just your Texas neighbor. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1339 Over achiever Earl is trying to work THE MOST remotely 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1340 Pay him no mind, Thomas. It’s just a feral mountain litigator. They’re harmless. 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
1341 Should we tell him this isn’t a business summit? 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1342 Oh great, another rent hike. 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
1343 The Prices are climbing as we speak. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1344 What he lacks in outdoor skills he makes up for in arbitration experience. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1345 Trust me boss, they'll sign when we get to the ledge." 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1346 Joan, did you forget to tell them I have Platinum status? 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1347 No. No need to turn my camera on. I’m in the meeting. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1348 My mistake - turns out he's actually Kyle Sherpa, C.P.A. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1349 I think they spotted me. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1350 He’s one of those professional hikers. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1351 Next time dear we're going swimming." 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1352 He said this was more scenic than climbing the corporate ladder. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1353 Explain remote to me. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1354 I told him to take a hike, but he just keeps following us. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1355 I'm beginning to think the insurance company knows something we don't. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1356 Just realized that hiking is a lot like work, and just about as fun 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1357 Note to self: Bring long sticks next time. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1358 Try to ignore the nuclear football 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1359 yes, Frank, i will climb every mountain to get to a state where abortion is legal, and i packed my lawyer. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1360 I said "a journey" not attorney! 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1361 I can confirm. They are now entering the thick of it. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1362 Can you still hear me? 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1363 Yes Sir, your case is progressing, I'm chasing every lead myself. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1364 He won't be useful, thin air makes me forget the launch codes. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1365 Call of the Wild my ass... 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1366 His retainer is trail mix. 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
1367 Bring him along is only a subtle sidestep to me demanding you not call your broker while we're on vacation. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1368 I guess we’re on the Business Class section. 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
1369 Your brother is taking this working remotely thing waaay to far. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
1370 If you don't make eye contact with feral bankers, they're harmless 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
1371 We can't go on like this, Ray. I think my husband's getting suspicious. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
1372 Honey, I believe my clients have clued in to the Ponzi scheme. If you don't hear from me by midnight: sell! sell! sell! And tell Juanita I love her. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1373 Maybe we should have just bought the darned extended car warranty. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1374 I think he's tracking our cookies. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1375 Will you quit worrying about your Facebook and AT&T? Your account manager is watching your rear end. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1376 Honey, I'm starting to feel a little like we're Hansel and Gretel... 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1377 I was okay with ambulance chasers being able to advertise but this is one step too far. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1378 He's taking ambulance chasing to new heights. . . 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1379 : The best thing is to ignore him. The second best thing is a rockslide. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
1380 When you said our financial adviser had our back, I didn't know you meant it literally. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1381 A developer sent him to verify the humble serenity. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1382 Did our broker call us ‘bear food’? 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1383 I agree now that bringing our divorce lawyer along on our reconciliation hike was a bad idea. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1384 Don't look, but I think we're being stalked by a wild accountant. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1385 Really feels good to have our lawyer with us! 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1386 You can take the man out of the office but not the office out of the man. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
1387 While hiking the trail to Machu Picchu you'll pass through two tunnels created by the Incas, the ancient ruin of Winay wayna, Albert the CPA, and many waterfalls. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1388 At 7,932 steps, you say their medicare discount so far works out to $39.95? 1.3038 0.07059 79 62 10 7
1389 They warned us about rattlesnakes, but didn't say anything about a lawyer problem. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1390 I invited our life insurance agent to join us just in case you met an untimely demise. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1391 You can always spot the first-time commuters. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1392 I bring my lawyer when I go hiking. Bears hate lawsuits. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1393 I told him to bring his walking stick, not schtick! 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1394 Another damn trail lawyer. Don't engage. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1395 Honey, did you brief your Ex on where we were going? 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
1396 Honey, I may be late for dinner. My boss told me to take a hike. 1.3030 0.05700 66 46 20 0
1397 You won’t believe my billable miles. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1398 Are you sure this is where you left it? 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
1399 How did we get paired up with a lawyer on vacation? 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1400 That’s my accident attorney. 1.3030 0.05700 66 46 20 0
1401 Hurry up. His rates are ridiculous after 5:00. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
1402 Sorry, honey. Another client told me to 'take a hike'. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1403 Be careful what you say,he is charging by the steps. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1404 Well, you demanded we bring safety harnesses, and let's face it, we are much more likely to need a divorce attorney before this trip is over. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1405 He’s double billing! 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
1406 Sir, peak performance is my department's motto." 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1407 What makes you think I don’t trust you, Wendell? 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1408 I guess the pandemic has been good for trip insurance…. 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
1409 When his company said they were ending their work-from-home policy, I assumed that meant they were returning to the office. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1410 You can't trust GPS up here. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1411 Don't worry, I don't think he has reception here. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1412 Maybe we shouldn’t have bought the travel insurance. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1413 This isn’t the ‘goal-setting’ I had in mind when you signed us up for that healthy lifestyle discount. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
1414 He's suing the GPS company for not showing a faster route. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
1415 Your brother's tax deduction schemes are starting to annoy me. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1416 Larry, start the meeting without me.  I've accidentally hiked. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1417 Maybe it's just me, but don't you think he's a little too close to call?" 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1418 I miss inbred hillbillies. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1419 I know he's our financial advisor, but does he have to follow us EVERY step of the way? 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1420 He really doesn't want to be lonely at the top, does he? 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1421 Just tell him you dropped out of high school and you don't have college debt. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1422 Get me a stick. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1423 Agent Carter, I get your feelings, but you must bring your parents in. They ripped the tag off of a mattress! 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1424 And this is what happens when you don’t sign the Apple User Agreement. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1425 You know where I'd like to put this stick, but I'm pretty sure he already has one "up there"... 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1426 On site now collecting planned law suit evidence anticipated against the adventure travel company. 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1427 He is our insurance agent and he wants to make sure we don't do anything too risky. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1428 I'm close to selling them a 'First to Die' life insurance policy. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1429 We were warned about bears on this trail” 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
1430 The park ranger warned you not to feed that one stock tips. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1431 It was only a matter of time before corporations started tracking our ‘offline’ activity. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1432 I'm running a little late, still not comfortable taking the train into the office 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1433 He says that he needs to wear his suit when we hike just in case he gets a call from his CEO. 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1434 I saw on the Uber app that you just circled and missed me! 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
1435 Did the children send him? 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1436 This isn’t as bad as when he had to haul his entire desk all the way up here. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1437 Yes yes Greg, I’m almost positive they are on the way to the clinic. That $10,000 is as good as ours. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1438 Makes you miss the days when the government was discreet, doesn’t it? 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1439 Central Park used to be so peaceful. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1440 I told him we're just friends. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1441 Our White Boy Sherpa better be booking our Airbnb at the summit 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1442 Whatever you do, Bob, do not make eye contact! 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1443 I over-dressed again, bring me my walking stick 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1444 I'm starting to think maybe we should talk to that life insurance guy. He must know something we don't" 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1445 I'm on a working vacation. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1446 Nice law suit. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1447 Do you think we are being followed? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1448 The girls dad on your first date 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1449 It does explain the high accident insurance premium... 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1450 You're breakin' up! 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1451 I might lose you. I'm doing Kilimanjaro today. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1452 Darling, I know, you believe in this thing right from the beginning, but now I have to accept it, corporate surveillance really exists. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1453 After climbing the corporate ladder I thought K-2 would be a piece of cake! 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
1454 I think he means business 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
1455 If he says “Let’s take that offline” one more time, I’m pushing him off a cliff. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
1456 And I thought MY commute was lousy. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
1457 I think they might've spotted me. 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
1458 Thank you for holding, a representative will be with you shortly. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1459 Just ignore him and quit telling me he's following us like a lost puppy. Throw your stick and see if he chases it. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1460 Yes, I'm following the audit trail right now. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1461 I know that life insurance companies are getting more cautious, but this is getting out of hand. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1462 It's the Call of the Mild. 1.2976 0.05297 84 60 23 1
1463 I liked our old financial advisor better. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1464 Gosh he is so cool. All I brought for the hike was this stupid stick. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1465 No, Mom, I didn't pack a hat . . . 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1466 Don’t worry—my dad is just doing due diligence. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1467 I don't think remote team-building will catch on. 1.2973 0.06154 74 57 13 4
1468 They lost his luggage. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1469 He's here for my protection. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1470 Its either a process server or a contact tracer. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1471 Some people will do anything to avoid working from home. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1472 I'm not sure he understands the meaning of climbing to the top. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1473 I can't wait until he gets a better signal. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1474 He didn’t get the “Talk softly and carry a big stick” memo. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1475 He's not the trailblazer he claims to be. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1476 'Are you working remotely, or not even remotely working?' 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1477 When you said you'd have to take some work on the road with you I wasn't expecting this. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1478 I never thought we'd actually have to bring a lawyer to visit a National Park. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1479 Hey Mark, I'll have to call you back. I'm suppose to be guiding a couple people on a nature hike and they are stating to suspect this is my second job. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1480 Keep moving! He's gonna ask if we have Accidental Death and Dismemberment. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1481 Looks like a tax hike coming 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1482 You're not going to believe where she buried her ex-husband. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1483 What?! Your address is Mountain View, not Mountain Trail? 1.2958 0.07871 71 58 5 8
1484 It's because you're a material witness, and I'm leading you. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1485 Don't think of him as my attorney, think of him as my chaperone. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1486 Tell me again, George, why you thought that bitcoin transaction would never be picked up by the IRS? 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1487 Hold my calls i’m in a meeting with the zillennials. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1488 Let’s just pray he’s not secret service for Dick Cheney. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
1489 Let's step aside. He clearly needs to get ahead. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
1490 Oh dear, he is stuck in one of those corporate metaphors. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1491 Henry, we just can't seem to shake that used car salesman. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1492 Yes.. Yes.. Postponed the meeting... Dad, family time... Or will call social services to pick you up! 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
1493 We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1494 Okay, I won't let them see the policy until half an hour after sundown 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1495 Yes sir....confirming their ACTUAL commute mileage 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1496 He scares off the bears though 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1497 Don’t mind him, the courts are still closed 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1498 Telemarketing is getting way too aggressive. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1499 OK, but if he says another word about the double indemnity clause, you know where I’m going to shove this stick? 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1500 Yes, it's them..the polesh couple... 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1501 Don't worry, he normally leaves by noon. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1502 Next time he calls, tell him to get lost 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1503 Don't hold dinner for me, hon, I'm working on that molehill claim I told you about... 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1504 Anything happens to me, you get nothing. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1505 Don’t make eye contact, if you just ignore them and act responsibly the wild attorneys will leave you alone 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1506 We’re fine dear, bear markets can’t run uphill 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
1507 It's enough already- I can't wait until his office reopens. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1508 He's more of a legal sherpa. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1509 Who is this guy talking to? There’s no reception miles from here. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1510 So Senator Johnson, how far up the mountain do you want to bury the files? 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1511 The climb is not the kind of taxing where you needed to bring along your accountant. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1512 Don’t look back he’s still following us 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1513 When you said you were bringing a support animal on this hike I thought you meant a dog 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1514 You know, life might be easier with a Virtual Assistant. 1.2931 0.08161 58 46 7 5
1515 Hurry up! We didn't make a reservation. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1516 He came with the prenup! 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
1517 I'll be home as right after one or the other falls and needs a lawyer 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1518 Sooo ... when will the oxygen get too thin to sustain speech? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1519 He thinks he's dressed for success. Hah. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1520 I guess this guy hasn’t heard of earbuds. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1521 IRS agent in close pursuit 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1522 I can’t talk right now, I’m with a client 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1523 The upside to this guide is if we encounter a bear, he can call in a drone strike. 1.2923 0.06093 65 47 17 1
1524 You're the one who wanted to live in a tax haven. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1525 I think we have too many layers of management. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
1526 Nowadays it's a corporate mountain. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1527 He must be here to inspect those bitcoin mines. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1528 Doesn’t he realize there’s a dress code? 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
1529 Hey, I’m sorry. The mountains are calling, and I must go. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1530 Hello, Uber? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1531 I told you we should have just signed the liability waiver. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1532 He was told that to continue to work remotely he needed loftier ambitions. 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
1533 He says his therapist told him to commute with nature. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1534 Don't worry he's just a Texas Republican; completely harmless once we've crossed the border and he can't make $10,000 off of my miscarriage anymore. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1535 Yeah, we're running a little late. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1536 Yeah, yeah, but what do I do when they get to the top? 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
1537 I wish he'd just go back to working from his office, like he did before COVID. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1538 You told me there was no cell service up here! You mean I could have been talking to Judy! 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1539 I abhor yearly audits! 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1540 The yodeler on his cell phone is about to become vulture food. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1541 That's my slip and fall specialist. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1542 For platinum members only, your next bucket-list adventure now includes physician in tow. 1.2911 0.06657 79 64 8 7
1543 My dad says he's the best lawyer they have for injuries from falls. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1544 I'll have them back in the office tomorrow. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1545 Guess signing the waiver isn’t good enough anymore. 1.2911 0.05144 79 56 23 0
1546 What is Jerry even doing here? If he wanted to talk to his banker he could've just stayed in New York. 1.2911 0.05450 79 57 21 1
1547 These scam callers are getting out of hand 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
1548 I thought it would be nice to get away so we can talk about our marriage. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
1549 I gotta go. I have a pending insurance claim to handle. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1550 Yes sir they are in fact putting one foot in front of the other per your advice 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1551 When possible, make a U-turn. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1552 Not exactly the Appalachian Trail Boss I had in mind. 1.2903 0.05812 62 44 18 0
1553 Signing the waiver would have made the hike more fun. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
1554 I wish he'd get off my case. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1555 I thought you said the dress code was smart casual. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
1556 I’ll get back to you later. I think I have them interested in an accidental injury policy. 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
1557 Yes Chief, I'm in possession of the Johnson's front door code. 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
1558 Damn, he just spotted me. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
1559 When you said this hike would be a lot of work, you should've been more specific. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
1560 My attorney agrees, whoever smelt it, dealt it. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
1561 This climb won’t last too much longer. Sell! SELL! 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1562 He'll go back down when he loses the signal. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1563 Nature calling again? I wish he’d do his business back at the office. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1564 I can’t think of one time that a consultant made things better… not one. 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
1565 I told you he was an ambulance chaser. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1566 He knows you didn't say "price hike," right? 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1567 I said walking stick, not Shtick!! 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1568 See Honey..He must be a social climber 1.2895 0.05562 76 55 20 1
1569 As sherpas go, his technological efficiency really saps the mountain’s mystique. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1570 Let me call you back, I’m living in the moment right now 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1571 Really? I feel like I was just starting to adjust to working remotely. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1572 Just ignore him and he'll go away once we are out of cell phone range. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1573 It’s a better workout than ambulance chasing. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1574 Okay, let's find a level spot where he can do his business. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1575 No sir. I can assure you that he is not wearing the required lederhosen. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
1576 Honey, you'll never make it to the top without staff support. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
1577 I did hear the sage at the top was being audited. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
1578 They decided to take the scenic route. We should be there in a couple of days. 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
1579 I'm going to be out of range soon. I think this is a set-up. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1580 These Exxon Execs just don't get it. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1581 Jack, Jill - you don't have to do this.! The water at the office is fine. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
1582 I told him,"No, I don't need insurance", but he won't take no for an answer. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
1583 It would be fair to say your future heirs have no idea what upwardly mobile means. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
1584 Eyes on the trail and our insurance rates won't change. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1585 Delta variant… 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1586 You should see what he does when he takes a shower. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1587 Mother Superior said climb EVERY MOUNTAIN Captain I'm sure of it 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
1588 Finding the appropriate work/life balance is so difficult in the new remote work paradigm 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1589 Wait, is dad still rocking a blackberry…? 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
1590 Yes Sir. I have prepared their death certificates 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1591 Not another insurance salesman...! 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1592 Yes,of course I told them that their warranty was about to expire. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1593 Can I call you back? I'm following a couple of climbers on their way up. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1594 Just ignore him. He’s that avalanche-chasing attorney I warned you about. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1595 I'm starting to rethink our Cadillac heath plan 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1596 For the hundredth time, no we cannot keep him. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1597 Looks like you can’t do anything these days without someone wanting analytics!” 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1598 Yes,I am following the GPS and while traffic is light,the route may be a little longer. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1599 They keep singing about edelweiss. What should I do? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1600 It's always easy to spot outside counsel on these retreats. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1601 Ed, I feel like if you had really read their website you would have known what the extra trip insurance entailed. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1602 This way to Wall Street! The subways are flooded! 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1603 'Hi Deborah? Yeeah. I think they're onto me.' 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
1604 He was outfitted by Brooks Brothers. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1605 I'll hop on a Zoom at the summit 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1606 Don't look at me - you're the one who always wants more Instagram followers. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1607 Don't worry. It's just your alter ego holding you back. 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
1608 He’s on his way to the next cartoon. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1609 Yep I’m closing in on the key decision maker as we speak. 1.2874 0.05015 87 65 20 2
1610 No no, my calendar said ‘Out of Office’, not ‘On Vacation’ 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1611 Last week he put on a tuxedo to pick up Chinese. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1612 Call me a romantic for wanting to revise our wills on top of a mountain. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1613 No, I'm pretty sure one will slip and fall... 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1614 Stop swearing.......he's recording everything we say!" 1.2857 0.07126 77 62 8 7
1615 He' going to need to send smoke signals this high up. 1.2857 0.05240 84 61 22 1
1616 I thought this was a Nature of Business training not a business training in nature! 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1617 Who is he calling, and why does he keep saying that dinner will be there shortly? 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
1618 He said that he is in training for the corporate ladder. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1619 As boss, he insisted he got the top office. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1620 He’s a slip and fall expert I asked along. Also does life insurance. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1621 I guess these days a person can work from anywhere. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1622 I hate when people bring their work on nature hikes. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1623 Please tell me that briefcase contains trail mix. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1624 Martha, I know we got married on this mountain, but do we need to get a divorce on it too? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1625 I could be a bit late 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1626 Bill takes working remotely very literally. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1627 Yes, I added the rider. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1628 How is your disability case going? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1629 Roger, you said moving our business to the Cloud meant I wouldn't be stuck in traffic every morning 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1630 So glad we got him out of the office for a change of pace!" 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
1631 two's company! 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1632 You should’ve talked to him in the parking lot. 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
1633 The tribe had spoken. Why is he still here? 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
1634 I bought all these suits, I’m going to wear them one way or another 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1635 Behind every successful business woman is a man determined to steal her success. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1636 Sorry, I can’t. I’m high today and getting higher. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1637 Next time I hire the sherpa. 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1638 Ignore him. I know for a fact there are no bars up here. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1639 No Sir, this is not the hill I want to die on. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1640 Do we really need "expressed written consent" every time we want to sing Edelweiss? 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1641 My GPS says that it's all uphill from here. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1642 Take a hike. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1643 Leave it alone Jerry, he's on vacation 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1644 Tell him there’s no wifi on Mt.Fuji. Don’t tell him this isn’t Mt. Fuji. 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
1645 This hike isn't working, I just can't seem to shake this law suit. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1646 I know you said you were on vacation but you weren't picking up your phone. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1647 boss i told them to take a hike like you said, and well, its not working.. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
1648 Tell him to take a hike. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1649 Monsieur, I said we're going to le col, not le école! 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1650 They answered yes to my question, "Do you know the way to San Jose?" 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1651 I should never have signed that prenup. 1.2836 0.05548 67 48 19 0
1652 Quadrupling my life insurance seems a bit obvious, Winston. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
1653 When you said you meant business while hiking, I thought ... nevermind 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
1654 He’s taking the whole ‘working remotely’ thing quite literally… 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
1655 The employee survey showed that our employees like working remotely and would like to do that full time. So we moved our office to a remote mountain! I’m getting a feeling, this is not what they meant! 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
1656 Is there a clause in their policy that excludes mountain climbing? 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
1657 I know I’m breaking up but the woman assures me I’ll have five bars up at Shangri-La 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
1658 I told them, dress for the job you want. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1659 I get it. You don't like to hike. But is he a personal injury attorney or a divorce attorney? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1660 I don’t know, something about “Mt. Aetna.” 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1661 I tell you it's not fair. They get walking sticks and fancy footwear. All I get is a briefcase with my lunch in it 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1662 Don't look now but I think we're being followed. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1663 Get used to smartworkers John! 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1664 When you suggested a threesome trip, an insurance agent never crossed my mind 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1665 Sure,it may seem excessive,but with the cost of all that diagnostic work these days,what do you expect the life insurance companies to do? 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1666 I’ve been spotted…I think. Hard to say. Regardless I think I misunderstood when you said to observe them at the summit. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1667 our new insurance coverage is getting out of control 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1668 What’s that…it’s a LADDER!? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1669 we can discuss the merger over lunch, I have sandwiches in my briefcase 1.2821 0.05443 78 57 20 1
1670 Tell your firm we have no interest in suing the mountain. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1671 The kids hired him. They've been hinting it's high time we make out a will. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
1672 I thought you said he’d stay in the car. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1673 You heard that right, I've forgotten where the office is 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1674 I know he's your brother-in-law and I know his wife just left him, but there are limits to being supportive. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
1675 The ability to work remotely has really changed the American landscape. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1676 Speak softly, carry your big stick and maybe he’ll stop following us. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1677 If it does turn out to be a subpoena, at least it's a nice day for it. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1678 When he said he would bring his staff, I didn't realize he meant virtually. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
1679 If he starts to yodel, use the stick 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
1680 They've gone too far with the car warranty calls. Don't answer. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1681 Don't look. He is just faking it. There is no cellphone coverage. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1682 Don't look now, but he's going to be billing for this. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1683 So far, I have seen nothing that will void their insurance policies, but I will keep watching 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
1684 When he told me to 'take a hike' I didn't think he meant it literally. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1685 Why do we always invite your brother? 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1686 This is For Worse, right? 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
1687 New clients are hard to find these days. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1688 I think they're on to me. Abort! Abort! 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
1689 Do you really have to brink your emotional support banker everywhere, Frank? 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1690 Work follows you everywhere! 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
1691 He's a lawyer. The Forest Service is tired of people ignoring the 'caution' signs. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
1692 I'm closing in. They're not on the fence anymore. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
1693 I was all for updating our Wills, but now I'm a little nervous. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1694 I think Ted misunderstood when I said finishing this trail would pay big dividends. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1695 I told you he’s an exceptionally assiduous advocate. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1696 I should have been more specific when I told him to take a hike. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1697 Why are both of your eyeballs left of your nose? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1698 We should invite my brother the lawyer along, it'll do him good to get out of the office. 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
1699 No, i don’t think they realize that i’m tailing them 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1700 I thought, while we're away from all the pressure, it would be a good time to talk about our marriage. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1701 It’s a difficult route, but I don’t think we needed your personal injury attorney. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1702 So...after blasting past these losers on the way up, I'll have to face them again on my way down? I can live with that. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
1703 We're asking for joint possession of the trail mix 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1704 I told you this would happen if we weren't vaccinated. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1705 He’s on a workcation. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1706 Yes, I agree. Their bulging eyes do seem consistent with an anxiety around my continued unwelcomed presence. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1707 Is it just me or does it smell like lawyer out here, too? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1708 I really thought our guide would interact with us more. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1709 This is not the summit I packed for. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1710 Who knew he really meant it when he said he would always watch after me. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1711 That 'Warning! Shark zone!' sign makes sense now... 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
1712 No… I prefer the corporate ladder. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
1713 At least tell me he’s not hourly. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1714 Just in case I slip and fall. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1715 The insured continue to climb safely. No sign they’ll be making a big claim against our policy today. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1716 Hello, is this the New Yorker... Well listen, this cartoon is really boring and I don't get it at all. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 4
1717 I wish he'd just take a hike. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1718 This motherfucker… 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
1719 dat ass 1.2787 0.07799 61 49 7 5
1720 You did get your second vaccine, right? 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
1721 Amazon., Send me a walking stick and a backpack ASAP. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
1722 Yes, the Data Miners are on the job now 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
1723 Don't worry,we'll lose the suit around 2,500 feet. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
1724 I think they are healthy enough to buy our Life Insurance. 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
1725 If you had just told that insurance agent no instead of not now, he wouldn't keep following us all over the place. 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
1726 I hope he finds cell service soon. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
1727 Invasive Species in a Suit 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
1728 Honey, I’m working AND getting my steps in for the day! 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
1729 It turns out they weren’t using a Zoom background. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
1730 It was your idea to bring the lawyer. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1731 You bought too much life insurance. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1732 Yes…. Salk and Dorice have officially retired! No…. They have no interest in return to the rank and file. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1733 Honey I think that's our life insurance adjuster 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1734 It's just your passwords, not the nuclear codes 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
1735 Bill comes along when the risk ratio is a bit high. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1736 A grisly end for the lawyer is a hallmark of the genre. He’s paid well for the risk. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
1737 George wanted to show how easy the hike was by doing it in full business attire 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1738 Can't you leave your work behind for once? 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1739 I don't care if he's consulting Flo at Progressive. This new life insurance assessment is taking it a bit too far. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1740 I’m thinking it’ll probably take something stronger than bug repellant. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1741 I told you to leave the Twitter behind! 1.2778 0.06152 54 39 15 0
1742 I don't think this is the same as a capital gains hike 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1743 Don't worry John, I bring him on all my dates. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
1744 There are so many of them out here I think that if we went back to the rat race we would avoid the rat race. 1.2778 0.05703 90 68 17 4
1745 Please hit him with the stick before we need an ambulance. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1746 These Texas bounty hunters are good. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1747 First space exploration and now mountain climbing. Can't these rich guys leave anything to experts? 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1748 ‘I’ll be back on Thursday, just making a deposit in my Swiss account’ 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1749 They really need to stop pitching this as a walkable community 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1750 I don't know Allan, maybe he's some kind of psychic ambulance chaser. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1751 You did remember to leave the parking permit on the dashboard? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1752 Does your friend work at Apple or the CIA? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1753 Yes! The coverage stops at 300’ elevation! 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1754 He got Jack and Jill a huge settlement. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
1755 When I told your brother to take a hike, I didn't mean with us... 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
1756 Coming through! My boss insists I work from a remote location. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
1757 Guv, two strangers climbing up your backyard to look at Russia 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
1758 Yes, it was a conditional bequest. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
1759 I wouldn't have bought the stupid policy if I had known what they meant by 'personal service'. 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
1760 So your message was; "we are out of cell range hiking"? 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
1761 How Dave’s commute felt after working from home all year. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
1762 ''Protecting upper class people is the modern day slavery''. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
1763 What I want to know is, how is he doing this all without a walking stick. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
1764 Will these people EVER go back to the office? 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1765 Sir, I think you gave me the wrong directions to the Climate Change Summit. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1766 We're on a price hike right now. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1767 Mr. Literal doesn’t know that “climbing to the top” is a metaphor. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1768 Don't make eye contact Harold... just keep walking. 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
1769 I thought the retirement intern was only for office visits. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1770 You said this would be a romantic adventure, but I never anticipated needing an accountant 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
1771 I’m loving this new “work from anywhere” policy 1.2759 0.08080 58 47 6 5
1772 This is not what I expected when they said I would work remotely 1.2755 0.05385 98 74 19 4
1773 Is that a "C" or "G" for the Wifi password? 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
1774 Clearly, I married the wrong twin. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
1775 Of course, our agent is reminded to see how "steep" a rate "hike" he can get for our insurance. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1776 Great workaround for our “we can’t bring phones rule” Brad. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
1777 Did Guinness really need to send a witness? He’s just going to hold us back. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
1778 Lewis and Clark had Sacagawea. We get Hamilton Moneywell III. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1779 Keep walking. We're being pursued. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
1780 He's doing manual cloud storage. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
1781 This is so not what work-life balance is supposed to be Jim. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1782 Don’t make eye contact with it, Larry. The last thing you want to do is make it mad. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1783 Yeah Carl, you wouldn’t believe what climbing the corporate ladder looks like out here. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1784 So much for disconnecting out here. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1785 They say they're in the best shape of their lives. We'll just see about that by the time we get to the summit! 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1786 Of course it's strange. Who gets service out here?" 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1787 Mother Nature hired a liability attorney to follow us... 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1788 Don't look back, you'll turn into a pillar of ethical dilemma. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1789 Say that again. I am following the wrong Britney? Are you saying there is more than one? I don't believe you. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1790 Even though I'm on vacation, work follows me wherever I go 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1791 You think your dad will go home soon? 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1792 Honey, I know you don’t think much of my climbing skills but did you have to have our estate planning attorney come along? 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1793 Is he calling InstaCart again? 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1794 What about "take a message" does he not understand? 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1795 See, bosses never really participate in team building. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
1796 Yes, Judge, I‘m with them right now and I can reassure you they are not a flight risk. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
1797 Your call is very important to us, we’ll connect you to a customer service representative as soon as one is available. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
1798 One must imagine Sisyphus happy 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
1799 Don't you people know how to walk? This is why I don't leave New York. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
1800 Representation at 4000ft comes at its price guys 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
1801 This life insurance pay per mile starts to be a little invasive 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
1802 If your brother doesn’t hang up, you will soon be an only child and we’ll be on Dateline. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1803 I mentioned rate hikes at the office and now I'm questioning our hiring process. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1804 Yes, literally. We're climbing a mountain of debt. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
1805 I’m with clients, who happen to have no concept of “assumption of risk.” 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1806 Boss, you insisted that persistence is key. Just want to nail down this sale by Tuesday. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
1807 Once we clear-out some of this nature, homebuyers will flock for the nature 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
1808 He realizes nobody really means “work from home”, right? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1809 He really should've signed up for the VR version of this nature experience. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1810 Uh, honey, why is your divorce lawyer brother here?" 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1811 We invited Gerry because YOU said “He loves to ramble”. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1812 There's something I want to talk to you about when we get to the top of hill Bobby. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
1813 Do. Not. Answer. Your. Phone. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1814 I understand having to sign the safety waiver for the park's trail, but being required to have legal representation seems a bit much. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1815 They did promise me I’d get to the top in this job. 1.2727 0.06494 66 53 9 4
1816 Oh, I forgot, the IRS called. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
1817 How much further to the affordable housing? 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
1818 I think another hundred feet and they will be ready to sign the Life Insurance Policy. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
1819 It'll be an uphill climb, but I think we can reach a deal. 1.2727 0.05109 77 56 21 0
1820 He just wants to follow in our footsteps 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
1821 Let's see if we can convince him to take a selfie at the cliff edge 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1822 He’s making an appointment with the Dali Lama? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1823 He's part of a breeding pair. The second lawyer should be here soon. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
1824 Don't look back, dear..he's just training for the corporate ladder 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
1825 Walk a bit faster, I think he may have a cold. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
1826 Did you send in the life insurance premium? 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1827 Old-school process servers. Who knew? 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
1828 I'm surprised he still has cell service." 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
1829 Don’t make eye contact. Maybe only his loans are predatory. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1830 Honey, are you sure he’s our guide? 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1831 Corporate climbing won't work here. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1832 My GPS died so I brought Irving. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1833 It never hurts to bring a lawyer/sherpa along. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1834 Who's the guy with the suspiciously short trekking pole? 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1835 Do you guys have a cell phone charger on you? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1836 Its bad emough that he told us to go and take a hike. Does he have to follow us too? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1837 I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1838 Sir, yes it's me but what do we do when people trespass on government property? 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1839 If he calls us pole hikers one more time I swear I'm gonna... 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1840 I only brought the attorney along to draft the prenup in case we get to the top and you propose. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1841 Why does this guy keep talking about a 30,000 foot view? 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1842 We could beat 'im on the path. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
1843 Same Day Delivery Service? I have a complaint. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1844 I told you he wouldn’t be able to decompress. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1845 Forensic accounting 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
1846 Shelia, call my dentist and say I'm running late. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1847 This Phil character is really taking “business casual” to new heights. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1848 We'll take this to the highest court in the land! 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
1849 Jeff's hearing loss in Law school led him to be the worlds first ambling chaser. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1850 Yes, Mr.Gallop.” “Women are moving ahead in the polls! 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1851 I don’t believe hiking is his strong suit ! 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
1852 Why is HE climbing to the top?” “Because metaphors are lost on him. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1853 I thought that you took care of your car's extended warrantee? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1854 We should have just signed the waiver. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1855 He has an ambulance on hold. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1856 So for next time, just remember, "roughing it" never involves bringing your accountant, financial advisor, or lawyer along. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1857 I told you we should not get that much life insurance. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
1858 I've located two potential respondents within our primary demographic. However, I'm sensing some participatory hesitancy. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1859 Another Zoom call, Dad? 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1860 I wish they didn't change it from a ladder to a corporate mountain. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
1861 Ok, fine. We’ll sell high. 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
1862 You're absolutely right dear, I should not have suggested a hiking suit. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1863 Return to the office, please return to the office immediately. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1864 Patti, I've this feeling work is following me. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
1865 How about never? Is never good for you? 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
1866 You agreed with me that my brother in Law could join us. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
1867 View, Schmuw One of them is bound to fall, and when that happens, I’m on it. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1868 The Park Service liability attorneys are getting on my nerves. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
1869 Can I hear you now, yes. Do I want to, no! 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
1870 Something tells me, your boss was never a Boy Scout! 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
1871 When Europeans bring their American friend on holiday 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1872 He talk too much. And who brings the suitcase along!!!!!" 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
1873 Lost glamper. Don't make eye contact. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1874 Yes, sir. I am auditing the hike. No, they haven't purchased the offshore support yet. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
1875 Don't blame me, your the one who told your attorney you were going on a mountain hike. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1876 I know that he is a slip and fall lawyer, but I think it is over the top. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1877 I think you misinterpreted when I said " See you at the top!" 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1878 If you're going to hike with us, you can't just phone it in. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1879 He said he already summited the corporate ladder. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1880 I'll be there in 10, I'm pretty sure I'm in line at a coffee shop. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1881 On you left! ...yes, Bob. I'll be there soon, I'm stuck behind a couple of stragglers. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1882 I didn’t realize that increasing the death benefit on your policy would make him so suspicious 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1883 Where's my 10 a.m. snack helicopter? 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1884 The firm promised to be present through life's obstacles. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1885 He's the actuary for the trip insurance I paid for 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1886 . Why is that personal injury attorney following us? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1887 I thought the phrase 'being a trailblazer' in the job description was figurative 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1888 Now's not a good time. Let's circle back 'round the mountain. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1889 Do you think he’s working remotely? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1890 It's the next Roswell, they said. We're getting there. I'll keep you updated. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1891 I can see our divorce lawyer from here 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1892 You just HAD to bring along a poll watcher! 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1893 I hope he doesn't have a wireless charger in that briefcase. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1894 Yes boss, I mansplained how to lead as a woman and she’ll be left holding the bag should anything go wrong….going to plan… 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
1895 Yes, I’m socially distancing here. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
1896 No cell coverage, but it relaxes him. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
1897 Persistent SOB! 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
1898 Tell your attorney to get a life! 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
1899 Yes, sir, I do finally agree hiking with your brother and his wife is not more fun than work. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
1900 Don't look back! It's a feral millennial! 1.2676 0.07221 71 58 7 6
1901 Please God, can we go back to working from home? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
1902 « He’s my brother, Herbert, I can’t just tell him to go away. » 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
1903 No,no,it’s fine. I told them “volcanic home” meant it was a “hot buy.” 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1904 They told me during the resume writing course that everyone puts down “ outdoor enthusiast “. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1905 What did you expect? You're the President; you can't get away from it all, especially the nuclear football. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1906 Once, twelve years ago, I said Smokey 'the' Bear. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
1907 Yes, but, does he have to keep looking at my ass? 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
1908 I'm here to trim your staff. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
1909 If you just play poor, he should lose interest. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
1910 Remember - don’t make eye contact, and if he attacks, aim for a thumb. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
1911 I think my phone navigation got it all wrong. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
1912 He says our auto warranty is about to expire 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1913 He´s already suspecting that i like his wife... 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
1914 We haven’t had an “offsite” in forever so I didn’t quite know what to wear 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1915 Tell me again why you didn't get a dog. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1916 It may take longer, but at least you don’t have to wear a mask or stop to get gas. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
1917 New Yorker Judges are corrupt. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1918 It was one thing when you were bringing work HOME with you… 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
1919 We're all lost. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1920 Can you call me back? I'm having a nature experience. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
1921 Please tell my stylist that dressing for corporate success is officially no longer a thing. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
1922 Whatever you do, try to make it look like an accident. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
1923 Nobody negotiates a mountain like my cousin Irving. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
1924 I think I’ve been spotted! 1.2656 0.05564 64 47 17 0
1925 Let's see how he likes it when the witness leads him. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
1926 I've been spotted! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
1927 A Salesman will go to any height 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
1928 Darren put the ‘remote’ in working remotely. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
1929 'We are being watched but not through camera this time.' 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
1930 If he makes one more call, I’m going to show you how our hiking sticks can also be used as a weapon. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1931 I don’t think this makes mountain climbing any safer. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1932 He's still there. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1933 I know I'm late for the meeting, Boss, but these 2 tourists in front of me won't get out of the way and all the spots near the mountain were full. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1934 Let's just say, we are exploring our options. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1935 Clearly they've hidden some assets. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1936 Couldn't you have just bought a cell phone? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1937 Did you HAVE to bring your lawyer? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1938 They are luring me into their lair. The male specimen is eyeing me aggressively. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1939 Yes, we are ascending Everest without jackets - oh the wonders of climate change 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
1940 Martha , bring the walker. Submitted by katybyrne@aol.com 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1941 A hike without your broker is like a day without sunshine. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1942 That’s certainly not what I meant when I said to bring your strongest suit for the hike. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1943 He’s with us to notify the park rangers when we inevitably get lost. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
1944 We’re going up man and wife, but we’re coming down exes. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
1945 It's amazing how quickly baby insurers imprint on you. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
1946 Remain perfectly still and remember — most CEOs usually just want to be left alone. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1947 Don’t look now but I think the headhunter is still on our trail. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
1948 That must be his wife up ahead, in the Manolo Blahniks. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
1949 I can’t talk now, I’m on the way to an alternative dispute resolution.” 1.2639 0.05231 72 53 19 0
1950 How are the kids? 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
1951 Go any higher and your personal liability coverage will not apply 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1952 I'm less surprised by government survelience than by the fact he has reception. 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
1953 He's my attorney, why do you ask? 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
1954 Did the real estate agent mention that it's a fifth floor walkup? 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
1955 Your personal banker is a bit too personal 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
1956 Did you forget the Annoying Cell Phone Guy repellant? 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
1957 Jacob Goldberg, orphaned and raised by Sherpas, mastered the art of toting Mt. Everest climbing supplies in an 18” x 13” attaché case, while simultaneously negotiating million-dollar deals for his Hollywood clients. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1958 Everyone starts hiking when they move to L.A. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1959 Don’t look. He wants to sell us an extended car warranty. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1960 Yes sir, the witnesses are fine. It’s me I’m worried about. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
1961 I traded your phone for sticks. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1962 You said to leave my phone at home because there is no signal in the wilderness. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1963 Yea,yes,yea we’re booking Four Seasons right now 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1964 I'm ready for any slip and falls 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1965 Yes, well, speaking from personal experience here—“Let’s eat, grandma” takes on a whole new meaning when you change where the comma is placed. 1.2623 0.05679 61 45 16 0
1966 Jesus Herb, is our life insurance really that important to you? 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1967 Remember, we can't just wound the lawyer, we have to kill him. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1968 I just find it a bit odd that you have control of the nuclear football. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1969 His last boss called him a slacker and he’s never recovered. 1.2623 0.05679 61 45 16 0
1970 I suppose it might disclose the meaning of life, but has the guru agreed to a deposition? 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1971 I thought I had a mountain of work! 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
1972 Once again I am not wandering, I’m lost. Lost! 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1973 Just our luck. We’re in the camping horror movie with a lawyer! 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1974 Follow us - there’s better coverage at the top. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
1975 He says he's been deputized by Texas. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1976 If he gets within range let him have it. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1977 'Out of office' doesn't exist anymore. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
1978 I told you not invite our financial planner. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
1979 OK, but he's NOT staying for dinner. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
1980 Hello? Hannah? Can you please tell John that I'm arriving late today? I got into the wrong bus and ended up in... I'm not sure. It looks like Scotland. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
1981 Hear that? He's a lawyer, so he's probably rabid too. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
1982 Maybe Snowden was right. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
1983 He’s worried about the double indemnity clause…. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
1984 Stop looking around. All views are billable. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
1985 What!? You literally told me to take a hike. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
1986 I thought the trail head sign said no rat races. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
1987 Just keep walking, Seymour. I told you this year’s audit would be thorough. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
1988 Martha and Ken’s attorney was nothing if not dogged. 1.2614 0.05110 88 69 16 3
1989 When we get to the top, if thee are still just the three of us, I'd like to take my mask off, if you don't mind." 1.2609 0.05325 69 51 18 0
1990 Does Corporate really think we're trying to cheat on our reimbursement mileage? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
1991 I guess I should have been more specific when I told you to leave your work at home. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
1992 Don’t look at him. He’s more afraid of you. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1993 Yes, I’m closing the deal on hiking insurance! 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
1994 Forget the analysis, I can tell you first-hand we are in a bear market 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1995 He's my personal injury lawyer... 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
1996 I don't care about context! JUST GIVE ME THE ALGORITHM! 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
1997 Get away from it all? If I could just get away from my boss! 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1998 Your destination is on your right. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
1999 It’s the Apple guy, making sure Facebook doesn’t follow us. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2000 Don’t worry, boss; if we don’t find the legendary magical city within the hour, I’ll fire a front line worker to incentivize the rest to find it faster. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2001 Look Harold, you're being paranoid. Just tell this life insurance agent your details before we get to top of this dangerous cliff. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2002 But I thought this was what you meant when you said to work remotely. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2003 You’re wrong if you think putting the divorce papers at the summit is going to stop me from signing them. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2004 Jerry’s been no fun since he started working remotely. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2005 How could they yodel with him watching their every move?... 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2006 I am sure that the zoom location is just behind this boulder 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2007 Yes, he is one of the "Good Hands" people. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2008 No problem Madame Speaker, I am about to serve that subpoena. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2009 Ever since they turned tracking off on their phones, my boss now sends me into the field to watch them … I’m not sure I’ll be home in time for dinner. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2010 It won’t pounce unless you’re injured. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2011 Sir, I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2012 The Instagram hikers were bad enough, now LinkedIn is getting involved? 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2013 This "best Zoom background" crap has got to stop. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2014 When should we tell him we don’t know the Wi-fi password here? 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2015 We need a new pandemic. 1.2597 0.05359 77 56 18 1
2016 Things didn't go so well last time they sent a lawyer to Jurassic Park..." 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
2017 I quite distinctly said bring what you need for a summit, not a summons. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2018 It's a cut above ambulance chasing. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2019 Well now I feel underdressed 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
2020 Yes, I've been following the 'injured' worker all day. Him and his wife are currently hiking. This has workers' compensation fraud written all over it. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
2021 Was it really necessary to bring our insurance agent? 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2022 When I told him to take a hike,I didn’t I think he would take me seriously. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
2023 Just so you know, the home office says your policy doesn't cover hiking accidents" 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
2024 Another week, another quest for motivation. I'll call you back if we get it. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2025 Why is this trail called the 'interest rate hike' ?" 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
2026 He's taking this wage hike very seriously... 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2027 I TOLD you to read that liability waiver! 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2028 Tell the kids camping is OFF this weekend. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
2029 Because I bet Stuart from marketing that I could go phone-less for the entire week. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2030 I told you last week that we should leave Lake Tahoe before the insurance agents arrive" 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2031 Your wife's lawyer is getting on my nerves. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2032 He's training for the corporate ladder 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2033 The evacuation is going well, Sir. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2034 Don't worry, Jared. My lawyer insisted on coming along our last hike before the divorce. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2035 Not to worry, he'll lose cell service soon. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2036 I'm not talking to any guru without my lawyer 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2037 He's working on his Spying merit badge. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2038 I told you he's a weekend warrior. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2039 What happened to the good old days of chasing ambulances? 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2040 Some people just can't "leave it at the office", can they? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2041 He's checking your heart monitor, and your life insurance, in case you might slip and fall off a cliff. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2042 How could you tell the prospective buyers the house was a short walk from the lake? 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2043 Your not covered above 10,000 feet. 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
2044 Having fun, Mr. I'm-not-signing-that-waiver? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2045 I think he is lost." "No, he is just multitasking. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2046 From an actuarial point of view their asses don't look that great. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2047 Undisrupted Natural Vistas” the brochure says, and of course the Adventure Capitalists come flocking 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
2048 I wonder why they call this psycho path. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2049 for the last time I don’t want to buy your chocolates!!! 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2050 Yes, it's literally his job to protect us. No, he can't carry you. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2051 Just checking cell reception. The 'football' is now at 10,000 ft. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2052 I think I’m headed to the wrong summit, and I’m about to lose service 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2053 I don’t think they suspect a thing. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2054 They're headed up now. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2055 I told you - we don't need more life insurance! Or a GPS. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2056 Next time he calls, don’t tell him to go take a hike. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2057 Hey, Gerry, your guides to the new office since lockdown seem to be lost, I may not make the daily Zoom meeting. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2058 No more lawyer jokes!! 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2059 I said,this is taking concierge medicine to new heights 1.2576 0.04736 66 55 8 3
2060 He's negotiating with Lifetime for the film rights to what's about to happen. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2061 You can be sure he’s going to hike his rate too. 1.2574 0.04593 101 76 24 1
2062 Tell him his blanket coverage is starting to creep me out. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2063 Hello, IRS? I think we’ve got a couple of runaways. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2064 Helluva place for a timeshare. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2065 I extended my car warranty. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2066 What's weird is that he doesn't have a signal out here. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2067 You think he's got s'mores in the briefcase? 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2068 On the count of three, we turn and jab him forcefully in the sternum with our sticks. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2069 He must have overheard us talking about the summit... 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2070 o you think he knows there isn't a Starbucks at the top? 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2071 Can you see that bear up ahead?" "Yeah, but he won't. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2072 I’ll give you a call back when we’re on top of things 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2073 I'm gonna be late for the meeting. I can't get Google Maps reception here. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2074 Nature is so much better with a consierge. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2075 Oh, that’s just my lawyer. He vets all of my first dates. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2076 Hun, I think he's IRS. I warned you we'd be audited. 1.2568 0.05792 74 56 15 2
2077 Ignore him. He's just another ambulance chaser. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2078 And you call ME a workaholic! 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2079 We are only a mile away from the crypto mining cave. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2080 I have a hard stop in 10 minutes. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2081 He's taking the Travelers Insurance motto, "We're Always There For You" too far. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2082 I don't think he's from National Geographic on assignment... 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2083 He doesn't believe in "all work and no play" 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2084 I’m on my lunch break. Call you back 1.2564 0.05455 78 62 13 3
2085 Hey,can you peek backwards and check if that weirdo in the suit is taking a picture of my ass? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2086 guess where i am 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2087 Who's your insurance agent? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2088 Has he approved our insurance yet? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2089 Dear, why did you invite our life insurance agent on this hike ?? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2090 Sharon, climb faster. I think he's talking about us. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2091 I should be there soon. I’m following a couple of sticklers. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2092 No injuries so far... I'll keep in touch. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2093 Don't look now but I think the IRS is joining our hike. 1.2556 0.06233 90 74 9 7
2094 A consultant? Why, again, did we need a consultant? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2095 I'm getting a little tired of your putting your past behind you. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
2096 This is a pretty steep tax hike. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
2097 I already told, he's just a work friend. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2098 ...and the policy pays triple if you're eaten by a bear. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
2099 I think we're being followed. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
2100 Once I complete this stupid team building skill with these two losers,we can close the deal. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
2101 They’re asking about the brief case, do I tell them about the pastrami? 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
2102 Working remotely provides nice views! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2103 No, I DON’T think I’m micromanaging them. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
2104 Yes I'm known for taking our clients to new heights 1.2545 0.05928 55 41 14 0
2105 He's a professional stalker 1.2545 0.05928 55 41 14 0
2106 Um honey, why is your lawyer following us up Mount Killaman- wait what was it called again? 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
2107 I told you mountainclimbing.com has better service! 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2108 This wasn't what I meant when I said I wanted to get to the top. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
2109 Don’t worry, we’re not on a dangerous trail. I think. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2110 Just keep walking,honey. The fresh air and greenery will scare him off soon. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2111 Instead of a trail cam this park uses a trail lawyer. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
2112 I thought you promised to leave your old self at the office. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
2113 I wish you could leave your work behind. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
2114 Two Margaritas and I'll have the Hawaii Pizza. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2115 That's what happens when you refuse to sign a liability waiver. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2116 I'm running late for the summit, I'm stuck in traffic. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2117 Are you absolutely certain you fed the dog before we left Kabul? I'm positive the Taliban won't do it. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
2118 How does this help us reach our financial heights? 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2119 We should have stuck with the retirement planning option. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2120 Speed up. It’s an insurance salesman 1.2540 0.05528 63 47 16 0
2121 This is what happens when you buy whole life on Instagram. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2122 I guess after we stole that clown’s stilts he was forced to pick the next closest job: Lawyer 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2123 So, as we reach the end of your Platinum Life Insurance free trial membership, I hope you'll agree that, together, we've taken 'personalized risk management' to the next level. And so does Chad. 1.2540 0.07494 63 52 6 5
2124 I think we’re approaching the “this was your idea” phase of the project 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2125 Sorry, Sweetie, I'll be late to dinner. Big meeting at the summit. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2126 They are discussing custody of the children, I'll get back to you. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2127 Believe me, the bears always go for the attorneys first. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2128 Nah, he tweakin' 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2129 I didn’t mean that we should literally get ready for a tax hike. 1.2540 0.05755 63 50 11 2
2130 Don't blame me, you're the one who insisted on the extra rider on whole life insurance. 1.2537 0.05356 67 50 17 0
2131 He's my personal trainer's legal counsel. 1.2537 0.05356 67 50 17 0
2132 Yeah, their legal problems are still following them. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2133 I thought you said we needed to take this offline. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2134 I said "you're breaking up," not "we're breaking up." 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2135 Scratch the helicopter and camera Not a chance they'll make it 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2136 Yes, I'm touring one of those remote co-working spaces now. They've really embraced the open office concept and I'm hearing the lunch options are all locally sourced. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2137 Sales is a numbers game. I probably should have stopped tailing these prospects earlier but my wallet smells nice. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2138 They said he was a climber... 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2139 Don't look now, Bond is back. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2140 My attorney says this is not how you solve a problem called Maria. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2141 My ex-husband won't obey the restraining order." By Tom Thum 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2142 He has an escalating commission. 1.2537 0.05356 67 50 17 0
2143 Don’t look he’s calling an Uber 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2144 Don’t worry, the wife is on board with the life insurance. The next deadly cliff will surely do it for the guy. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2145 Well, he clearly didn’t get the fall catalogue 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2146 You know, using a walking stick isn't a sign of weakness.. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2147 Sure beats the subway! 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2148 Mark, please try not to look at work on our honeymoon 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2149 Are you sure he's really a sherpa? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2150 Spending time with my folks doing their bucket list. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2151 Boy, REI has really gone corporate. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2152 The guidebook said business casual. 1.2535 0.05200 71 53 18 0
2153 Reckon we could start a fire with these two sticks and get rid of the body? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2154 I will show you what I think about your hiking my interest rates when you get here! 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2155 Pregnant woman got fleeing Texas for abortion. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2156 If you look at my ass he's calling you in. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2157 Don’t blame me. YOU were the one who wanted more social media followers. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2158 ‘Yes, they appear to be indigenous. They have tribal sticks. Send the crew.’ 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2159 When you said we needed to get a physical for out life insurance policy, I wasn’t expecting this! 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2160 Look ! I'll have to call you back . I'm having trouble keeping up with the Boss and Mr. Boss 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2161 We'll lose him in about a minute...his reception will drop out and he'll start walking in circles. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2162 Don't look now, our accountant is behind us. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2163 Yes, sir, I AM sure they're goimg to buy the policy. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2164 Guess we,should have TEXTED him what to wear. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2165 He said he’s ‘working remotely’... 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2166 Make him show his vaccination card. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2167 Neither Rod nor these splintery staffs bring me comfort. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2168 I’d tell him to cut the cord — if he had one. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2169 I bet they still won’t pay out if we fall 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2170 Yes, they’re still at it. I’m waiting for one to fall off so I can service the will. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2171 I know this is called 'Discovery Trail', but does your lawyer really need to be here? 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2172 Try not to make eye contact, so he'll take his bespoke crypto ETF somewhere else. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2173 I think the disguise is working, they haven't spotted the tail yet sir 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2174 This isn’t a business trip 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2175 Bob, I'm gonna have to call you back. *sigh* There's more people I need to trample over to climb to the top. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
2176 ‘Canes Et Cetera’ - You fall, Just call - how can we help you? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2177 Next time I’m climbing the corporate ladder. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2178 Well, it was nice to think we were getting away from it all. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2179 Can I call you back? I’ve got some asshole tourists in front of me that find this shit stimulating. 1.2500 0.07748 60 50 5 5
2180 He’s too bearish—use the spray. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
2181 We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
2182 Call you back soon. Free solo coming up. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2183 Who knew our insurance company would take "the incalculable risk of mountain climbing" so seriously? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2184 My suit will handle the details. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
2185 He's checking to see if your life insurance policy has an extreme sport exclusion 1.2500 0.06063 52 39 13 0
2186 Do not worry chief, I'll keep my eyes on them. 1.2500 0.08158 56 47 4 5
2187 When did the National Parks Service start hiring attorneys as guides? 1.2500 0.08181 52 43 5 4
2188 Pretend that you don't notice him. He's an ambulation chaser. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2189 Let me call you back. I’m with Mr. and Mrs. Costanza, heading to a high-level planning meeting for the annual Festivus celebration. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2190 When the market drops, keep an eye out on the trail for bears. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2191 We must be on a remote working trail. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2192 I know he works for you, but counting steps like this seems overindulgent. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2193 Watch out for mountain lawyers. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2194 How much farther do we have to Go to get the Virus Shot ? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2195 What will you do? Sue the mountain? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2196 Wait til those marmots see we brought a lawyer this time. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2197 You know, Rob, at the mountain top there's NO wi-fi at all! And if you can't take an extra five minutes off of work, your busted! tell him dear! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2198 I swear, all you have to do these days is THINK about divorce, and voila!" 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2199 I’ll circle back after looking for the low hanging fruit. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2200 Just Ignore Him. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
2201 I think he's got to be the most persistent insurance salesman I've ever met. 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
2202 Is he an insurance salesman or a claims adjuster? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2203 It may not be what you wanted, but let's lose him before the call ends. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
2204 He seems confused about how to climb to the pinnacle of his career. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2205 I guess the ladder wasn't enough. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2206 That's my ex. He said he was *making* it his business. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2207 I’ll show them the plans for the escalator when we reach the top. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2208 Would you mind using your stick to push our attorney off this hill? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2209 Don't worry, I told them they're still in Staten Island. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2210 Just buy the damn life insurance policy. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
2211 Buy 1000 shares of Walking Sticks. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
2212 I'm starting to regret that life insurance gift to Harvard." 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2213 From what I understand, his specialty is slips and falls. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
2214 The next time you bring your lawyer along at least give him a pair of climbing boots, not social climbing shoes. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2215 Unless that cell phone doubles as a walking stick… 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2216 I don't go anywhere these days without my lawyer." 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2217 They say if you don't stare, the remote worker will eventually lose interest 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
2218 How come he has signal? 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2219 I told you there was too much fine print in the life insurance policy. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2220 He thinks he is climbing the ladder of success 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2221 Look straight ahead, Herbert. They can sense fear. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2222 Yes, I’ve advised them on hydration, bug bites and quicksand, what else? 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2223 Yeah, still getting used to this hybrid work thing. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
2224 They told me to take a hike. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
2225 Now mind your own business dear. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2226 Walk away slowly, and whatever you do, don't make eye contact. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
2227 Our Golden Life Policy--it's in the bag. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
2228 Yes, I am sure. I was in the elevator when I overheard him say sell it all now!" 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2229 No, they still insist they didn't friend anyone on the Facebook Mountain Climbing Club. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2230 I said bring your compass,not accountant! 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2231 What remote work really gifts us is the opportunity of being 7 miles in the middle of nowhere, unplugged, and still on a zoom call! 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
2232 Pay no attention to him. In the corporate world, he climbs ladders. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2233 Trevor, don't come, I am lost, it is a literally summit. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2234 Yes, that's correct. I only need two plane tickets for this evening. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2235 Only the mountains never meet. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2236 Honey, I said to hire a medic, not a lawyer! 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2237 I told you we shouldn’t have lied in the life insurance form. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2238 Boss, I told you they weren’t actually WORKING from home… 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2239 Well, it certainly does roll downhill 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2240 Looks like Steve has found a work-life balance that works for him. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2241 Can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot vax summer shit. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
2242 Honey, I really don’t think this is what your therapist meant by ‘work/life balance’ 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2243 What do you mean I'm not at Twin Peaks 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2244 So he thinks I'm a micromanager? I'll show him micromanager! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2245 I don’t know, Greg they’re actually hiking. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2246 Bob, maybe you took ‘making it to the top’ too literally 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
2247 Climbing the corporate ladder wasn't challenging enough 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2248 Are we underdressed or is he over dressed? 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2249 Yes, I am on my way to the summit. Is there any catering? I’m starving. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2250 Yeah I will always be on a workation from now!!! 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2251 The insurance company sure is diligent when it comes to their accident policies. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2252 I said hiking is taxing not tax hike. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2253 We are very risk-averse. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2254 I suppose next he'll bring out his banjo. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2255 I did not think our trek required a story. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2256 He's marketing for that hiking magizene. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2257 I'll give you ten bucks to whack that guy behind us with your stick. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2258 I can't wait to download the rock-climbing app he's using. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2259 This guy's been talking about eagles landing for the past forty minutes and I haven't seen one. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2260 When I told him on hire that as my personal assistant he is to follow me everywhere, I didn’t think he would take me literally.” 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2261 Just one of those working from the wilderness folks 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
2262 I guess he’s traveling business class. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2263 Honey, if you keep staring at the capitalist he'll continue to follow us." said the colonizer 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2264 I asked them three times already; they said they don’t need a car warranty. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2265 Let's lose your Ex's lawyer at the waterfall. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2266 We may need to use your bar spray. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2267 For us this is a journey; for some it’s just a commute. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2268 I'll sue them as soon as we reach the top 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2269 I'll be back online in 30 minutes. They won't even miss me. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2270 They'll take the position if they can work remotely. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2271 Leadership is about peak performance. I have all it takes. Only a sissy needs a stick. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2272 Yes, you were right. I feel much more relaxed. Now don’t forget to file those eviction notices by noon. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2273 The corporate ladder is still broken. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2274 But you can't sue the National Park Service! 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2275 He’s a concierge personal injury lawyer. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2276 Don't pay him much mind, I know where his stick went. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2277 I sense a scandal ahead. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2278 Lawyers. Never leave home without one. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2279 Are we sure our protruding eyeballs can handle this altitude? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2280 I told you he was the best insurance agent. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2281 Tell him George, for the tenth and last time, we do not want the damned extended warranty! 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2282 He didn't get the memo. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2283 I updated your life insurance policy before we left home, why? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2284 The traffic is unbelievable …. I may be a few minutes late 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2285 Thank God. They found his luggage. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2286 He sleeps in his "Back To Work Suit" too. Hopefully, he'll shower in it". 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2287 That development officer from your alma mater is really not going away. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2288 I used that GPS tracker to find Jim and he is most definitely not quarantining. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2289 Pursuing high-striving clients has become a real uphill struggle! 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2290 Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2291 Call of the wild. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2292 Yes, yes, sorry. When I hitched a ride, I didn’t know they were hikers. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2293 Don't worry, I'll keep you updated on the ensuing mountain climbing lawsuit! 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
2294 Must you bring your sniveling lawyer with you everywhere we go? 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2295 This is what happens when a mountain is named “Business” and its peak is named “Success.” 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
2296 Stay close to me. That thing in his jacket is someone's fingers. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
2297 You don’t have to outrun a bear, you just have to outrun this guy. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2298 Only one more rock before the unisex bathroom 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2299 No, they haven't taken the brief survey yet, but I'm hoping they will when they get to the top. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
2300 At least it’s not a Zoom call 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
2301 Sorry boss, but these folks just aren't interested in life insurance! 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
2302 Latest Netflix's drama pits white ninja survivalists against clandestined government sponsored corporate assassin. 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
2303 He’s negotiating a no mauling agreement with the bears… so yes, he’s joining us. 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
2304 It’s the call of the broker. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
2305 There are no security cameras up here, so my insurance company has to follow me on hikes" 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
2306 I don't see why you had to pack your lawyer for a day hike. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2307 I still say, just because we have a budget for consultants doesn't mean we have to have one for every damn project. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2308 Maybe we should have just signed the liability waiver. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2309 We'll track you down anywhere; thanks to the new Biden IRS budget 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
2310 Aw hang on I might be losing signal I literally in the middle of nowhere. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
2311 Working Remotely. 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
2312 Our company is still figuring out this hybrid work from home scenario 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
2313 Why am I feeling I might slip and fall? 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2314 Yes, that’s what I’m telling you, even sherpas can be served for providing transport to a clinic! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2315 Words can hurt too. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2316 Is he with us? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2317 C’mon, just 60 more miles to the border and we can Uber to Planned Parenthood without this random creep suing us for $10,000 #bansoffourbodies 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2318 No Dave! This is not what I signed for! 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2319 Our billionaire's life insurance risk is currently going up. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2320 Don't worry, he still doesn't have our passwords. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2321 Ignore him, there's no cell coverage here. He's just pretending 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2322 I'll hold...God? Yes, looks like they are getting away. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2323 He's taking his case to a higher court. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2324 So much for living off the grid 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2325 Don't bother him. He thinks he's in a motivational poster. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2326 His fee’s go even higher. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2327 'Theyve got a mountain to climb if they think they can afford a second child in this economy.' 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2328 He’s very used to climbing the corporate ladder. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2329 I can report that he is a gentleman as he let her be first! 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2330 Your soon to be ex's lawyer is going to run out of cell service soon. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2331 Don't worry, we'll lose him as soon as we start a downhill trend. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2332 You think everyone looks like our accountant. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2333 So when do we get your disability settlement? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2334 ...and don't forget to show them the "death by mountain goat" clause before they sign. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2335 They are using these suspicious long sticks to gain elevation. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
2336 What kind of travel insurance plan did you get us anyway? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2337 Don’t make eye contact, he’ll only try to sell us trip insurance. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2338 He charges by the number of feet above sea level. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2339 Look Julie, it’s one of the rarest species, a businessman with a brick phone.” 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2340 Yes, of course we'll need representation. This is Mt. Judge. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2341 They’re telling to buy low and sell high. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2342 .. yeah I’m right behind them and they smell fucking terrible 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2343 Are you sure the invitation said Business Attire? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2344 I’ve never supported tax hikes. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2345 yes, I told them their insurance would be sky high 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
2346 Still no data, you have to go higher! I am going to miss my meeting. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2347 Most men lead lives of noisy desperation. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2348 Yes, again, all the business class seats were booked. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2349 We’re not going to finalize the divorce papers until you find the miniature ceramic dog my Mother gave to me!! 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
2350 Looks like it’s uphill from here. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2351 What really annoys me is that he hasn’t slipped once in those wingtips. 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
2352 I found the next place in need of liberation from their natural resources, Mr. President. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2353 he said he'd climb any mountain to close the deal 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2354 I think he misinterpreted “Reach your peak.” 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2355 I don't think he's following us to get directions. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2356 He wanted to prep for a bear market. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2357 you're the one who suggested this "accidental death or dismemberment plan" before our trip 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2358 Who farted? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2359 Closing this deal has been an uphill battle. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2360 As the corporate ladder was being used, he tried management mountain. 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
2361 Your friend seems like a bit of an overachiever. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2362 No no honey, the new boss was very clear - he told me to take a hike! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2363 Damn, I still get reception here 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2364 Sigh..not so sure about these COVID urban refugees… 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2365 Buy low, sell high. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2366 He must really wanna go back to the office 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
2367 The vacation isn't working. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2368 In case anything happens to me on this hike, I have invited Joanie’s husband, the town’s best divorce attorney 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2369 Honey, Thanks for packing my lederhosen 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
2370 Just ignore him. Eventually his phone will distract him and he'll lose his footing and vanish. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
2371 Nope, still no word from the Supreme Court. How much further until we cross state lines? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
2372 Jack, it’s a vacation. Imagine the world has stopped and get off of icloud." Sue Duncan, McLean, V 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
2373 I'm starting to think that there never was a client up here. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
2374 He really wants this life insurance deal. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2375 Yes, I'll ask them about their car's extended warranty 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
2376 This time and motion guy may be taking his job too seriously 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
2377 Yeah...hiking poles. They're like a thing. Go long. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2378 Of course bears are afraid of a desk audit, darling 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2379 So far, not taxing. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2380 Tell my assistant I need a rod thingy. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
2381 Let it be noted that I informed you this section up ahead is incredibly treacherous. Don’t mind the lawyer. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2382 I told you to bring your Doc Martins, not Doc Martin! 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
2383 Don’t look back or you’ll turn into a pillar of salt. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2384 Don’t worry, they’re mostly harmless. I’ve got a can of accountant spray if he gets too close. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2385 Just start accelerating. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2386 I’ve told him repeatedly that we have enough coverage 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2387 Meatballs again?? Ok but this time make sure they are warm when I come home 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2388 I’m very happy with my new financial advisor. He would climb mountains for me. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2389 Sell, sell, sell." Doesn't he know we can hear him 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2390 Fine, I’ll be there in a jiffy 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2391 He's not on a conference call. That's just his emotional support phone. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2392 Jason was an avid insurance salesman, if he sensed likely customers he'd follow them to ends of the earth to make the sale. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2393 I'm gonna be a bit late. Yeah, traffic. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2394 I knew the fresh air smelled a little like Paco Raban 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2395 Yes I made sure to bring just what I needed 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2396 It’s incredible the lengths that some people will go 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2397 Part of the “new” Covid crowd. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2398 Really, Eliot, must your bookie follow us everywhere?" 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2399 Yes, term life for her and double indemnity for him, getting signatures now. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2400 This is as 'remotely' as one can work, sir. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2401 The only range you get here is the mountain range 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2402 Since we lost the map I don’t think this is a good time to negotiate. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2403 I can see you're busy. But this insurance policy . . . 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2404 It’s after six. What am I? A farmer? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2405 Don't stare! He's working remotely... That's a thing now 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2406 Yes, a remote work environment... 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2407 Global warming ok, but I'm not sure about those great real-estate opportunities 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2408 How many times have I told there is no way to avoid the taxman! 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2409 So, if they climb above 3,000 feet, the 'You're on your own' clause kicks in. Got it? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2410 Yeah, boss. They know they are paying a premium for the view. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2411 The sticks served as a cautionary tale … 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2412 At least we got my brother out of the office. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2413 Life insurance underwriting has reached a whole new level. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2414 This is not what I meant when I said YOU'RE not allowed to work on vacation. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2415 ‘It was your idea to put your lawyer ‘friend’ as a beneficiary on the travel insurance” 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2416 Do you think he will notice if we split up? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2417 These employee retention efforts have gone too far. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2418 Sir, Ma'am, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty! You can hike to the top, but you've got to drive home! 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2419 …, 330,672 potato …, 330,673 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2420 If they don't like the wedding plan from the cliff too, I'm afraid I'll have to drop them away. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
2421 My wife says a living will is better than a regular will. See what you can do. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2422 Worst case of distracted while walking that I have ever seen. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2423 Advocates of climb-it change. 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
2424 Idiot, I said we should rent a SherPA, not a CPA! 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2425 Sorry I’m not in! My psychologist thinks I need more relaxation days 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2426 So, your lawyer is looking for evidence that I'm a gold digger? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2427 So you told me that messy divorce with Helen was behind you, Fred. Obviously not. And who's Ginger?" 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2428 And to think of all the money I spent on these hiking boots. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2429 He's an Underwriter, Stanley, not Undertaker. Still, best not slip . . . 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2430 I told you wise guy lawyers we couldn't bring the mountain to Muhammad! 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2431 Yes, I have the consent forms, but I draw the line at singing "Val-deri,Val-dera, Val-deri, Val-dera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha" 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2432 I told you to wear your, "Mountain Hiker Do Not Follow" shirt. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2433 Yes, the wills are up to date. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2434 I guess they really do mean work from anywhere. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2435 This was the only way my boss would give me the day off" 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2436 stop looking at his phone and focus on your stick. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2437 There's your climate change: arbiters never used to nest this high up. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2438 I want your mother’s pearls, put that on the record 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2439 they're coming your way, i have the butter. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2440 I told you not to invite your brother. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2441 Bad news Herb . It’s not a corporate ladder. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2442 He definitely said Sherpa, not Shapiro. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
2443 We can always hope a bear comes along to get rid of this IRS guy. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2444 I hope he's not an accident and injury lawyer! 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
2445 If we encounter any bears, tell him we'll take the life insurance. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
2446 Tell HR both walking sticks are the same size so we’re good. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2447 Man, what this guy won't do to sell an insurance policy ! 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2448 Trust me, Ted—bringing your investment banker along for the weekend is NOT gonna help you close the deal.” 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2449 He says he’s working remotely. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2450 Some people take working remotely too far 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
2451 Oh yes, it’s the only way they’ll ever move up in life 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
2452 Hi Mrs. Peter’s. I have to work out of the office today…mom and dad wanted to take a day trip 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
2453 His card said 'trail boss', but I thought he was just being clever. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2454 They are climbing quickly with little to no interest rate. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
2455 They need to quit with these work remote with a view recommendations. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
2456 My clients have officially gone too far. Please start litigating our claims on their combined estate. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
2457 Are you sure you paid the life insurance premium? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2458 Find the drone with your gear yet, Newt? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2459 I'll call Ted...he didn't say that breaking the glass ceiling would take us out of the concrete jungle 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2460 I couldn’t care less if he invested in GameStop 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2461 Our life insurance agent is way too nosy. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2462 A hike of thousand steps starts with a single step and an attorney! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2463 You promised NOT to take any work with you this weekend. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
2464 Yes, I still think that this could save our marriage; no, I will not leave my lawyer at home. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2465 Quick, we’ll have to lose him during our descent. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
2466 If you're ordering takeout mine's a cheese pizza 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
2467 Maybe if we don’t move he won’t see us. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2468 For God’s sake, Gary, please stop pretending to be on your phone and get out of frame. We already told you we can’t add a Matrix subplot to this nature thriller. If you won’t take off the suit and get back in your bear costume, we will be forced to cast someone else. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2469 I told you to just sign the waiver. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2470 Did you really have to invite your personal injury attorney along on this hike? 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
2471 - We never know when we will need a lawyer, Hon! 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2472 I told you not to bring that asshole brother of yours. 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
2473 Can you hear me? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2474 How is it? Do you run or play dead, when you encounter a lawyer? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2475 They said there was a ladder to climb somewhere around here. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2476 These punishments for white-collar crime are really getting out of hand. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2477 He has a different concept of climbing to the top. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2478 Affirmative, boss. Deep cover surveillance. They won't suspect a thing. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2479 I do not mind his speaking softly, but he is not carrying a big stick. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2480 I will be right behind should you fall, and help you recover all the damages YOU are entitled to. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2481 Our innovation team has a fantastic plan to protect our corporate assests from rising sea levels. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2482 It's getting too crowded here-one of y'all needs to take the high road the other the low road. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2483 Maybe using your brother's park pass was not such a good idea. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2484 These IRS dudes just can't let it go. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2485 Willard, look, I know he's your old college buddy and he just went through a rough divorce and all, but y'know- I just don't think hiking is his thing. Also I'm pretty sure he has three severed fingers sticking out of his pocket. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2486 I thought you told me to take a hike. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2487 If your policy is worth his time, then your life is over. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2488 He does understand that "pole watching" has to do with elections?, doesn't he. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2489 Guy: "Did your dad have to come?" Girl: "..." Dad: "Do your thing and you won't even know I'm here" Girl: "We aren't going on a second date are we.." Guy: "Nope" Dad: "My job here is done." 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2490 So yeah, she told him to take a hike, and he took her literally. No, the papers are still not signed. 1.2353 0.08207 51 43 4 4
2491 where'd you find that sherpa? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2492 So, when you told him we were climbing, he actually thought you meant the corporate ladder? 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2493 Can you hear me now? We're down to two bars. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2494 I know you're concerned about how much this vacation will cost, but did you really have to bring your accountant? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2495 Don't remind him again, Harvey. This is his personal experience of mountain. Let him live it. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2496 We’ll connect with him at the summit. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2497 He comes with your ten million dollar life insurance policy ? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2498 Never mind who he is, I want a divorce. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2499 If I wanted to track my fitness, I'd use an Apple Watch, not a Step Statistician. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2500 Like, maybe you should have clarified "working vacation," Tim. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2501 Yes, I’m still tailing them. Have they spotted me? Umm, no, I don’t think so.. 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
2502 It’s been so long since the office has been open I’ve gotten lost on my way to the office. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2503 They weren't kidding about the commute. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2504 You renewed our cars extended warranty, right? 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2505 Sorry about this. The FBI agent who watches my online activity was just approved to work remotely 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2506 I can’t believe they want to build a condo on a volcanic crater 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2507 Twitter announced we're climbing the wrong hill.! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2508 I told you, do not claim this trip as a business expense! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2509 The man to call when you slip and fall. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2510 I wouldnt get reception either if I still had a blackberry. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2511 After you said "take a hike," sir. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
2512 Full service guide. He gets 2% of our steps, lost or not. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
2513 He'll find out soon enough that pocket squares don't last long out here. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2514 No, he's not my divorce lawyer. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2515 Still no slips or falls 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2516 I don’t think they quite understood what I meant by “business venture.” 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2517 Do you ever feel like your boss is watching you when you're working from home? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2518 How come his cell gets coverage here, and ours don't? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2519 Yes, they're still walking upwards. No, there doesn't appear to be any goal in mind. Somehow, they seem to be enjoying it. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2520 Did we forget to buy low? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2521 When does that policy expire? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2522 I don't see why I don't get one. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2523 I thought the IRS was working from home 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2524 Eventually, he'll realize our trekking poles aren't WiFi antennas. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2525 Honey, you’ve really got to stop letting your work follow you around everywhere. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2526 Yes, Sir - I’m really enjoying working remotely 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2527 Darnit, Albert, don’t look now but HR must be working remotely too. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2528 It’s one thing having insurance, honey. But must we have the agent tag along? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2529 Congressional oversight has gone too far. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2530 This meeting is being recorded 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2531 I told him the reception here is awful. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2532 Working from home was great until HR got involved. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
2533 I think it was a lousy idea to invite your boss on our vacation. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2534 The Prices are hiking as we speak. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2535 I'll keep them in sight. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2536 That’s my lawyer Phil. He takes “on retainer” very seriously. 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
2537 Maybe you’re right. We should have done a Zoom sales call. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2538 I understand,in case of injury,no insurance claim will be accepted. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2539 I’m not yet ready to take public transport either, but this guy’s commute is a hike! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2540 Is there anyone left in Manhattan? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2541 My insurance business is climbing to new heights. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2542 And I thought tRump's hands were tiny!!! 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2543 Shouldn't work-from-home entail actually being home? 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2544 Seven miles and pole walking still hasn't caught on. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2545 Did I not forbid you to bring your work with you on vacation. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2546 I never should have let you bring your divorce lawyer into our pod 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2547 Are you sure this is the shortcut to the office? 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2548 Did I take a wrong turn somewhere? 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2549 Isn't this a little much for an insurance quote? 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2550 You think he's callin' a chopper? 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2551 What makes you think that your wife is going to sue for a divorce? 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2552 We're seeing a lot like him nowadays. Major backup on the ladder of success. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2553 Swiss bankers seen working overtime to woo clients in the age of Robinhood investing. 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
2554 Yes sir, they’ve been hiking for hours and haven’t taken out a cell phone even once 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
2555 He’s wasting his time chasing us. The Park Service is immune from suits. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2556 I thought we agreed to leave work at home. Did Fred not get the text? 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2557 No Bill, work from home means I can work from anywhere 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2558 Not to worry, he'll lose coverage before we will." 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2559 I'm going to sign them up before the ambulance chaser even gets there . 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2560 What does he mean by ‘an escaping host body?’ 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2561 Honey, I’ll call you when I get back from my business trip 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2562 He's probably giving himself a salary hike. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
2563 What!?! You notified HR about my heavy breathing? 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
2564 You said living in the mountains would get the IRS to leave us alone. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
2565 I've been delayed, caught in traffic. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
2566 I hired him to track our calories. 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
2567 We're heading into a risk factor 6.5. Send new rates. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
2568 Home office - Cancel the Smith's life insurance policies. They lied about not participating in dangerous activities on their applications. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
2569 Okay we got the death and taxes. Anything else? 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
2570 I might have to turn on my cam for a zoom call but otherwise working from home is great 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
2571 The American Way 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
2572 Work from anywhere they said… 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
2573 I don’t think you can sue a mountain for slips, trips, and falls. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2574 Yes, it’s obvious. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2575 We should have chosen the indoor seminar on climbing the corporate ladder instead. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2576 What did you think would happen when you took out the most expensive insurance package on offer? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2577 Sounds like he's calling to learn the status of his covid test, no mask, too close, how rude! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2578 That new office building has really ruined the outdoor feeling. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2579 Yep. He’s fresh off the corporate ladder. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2580 Shall I pursue the Altitude Option 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2581 Are you bringing money and guns too? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2582 Hi, I'm here for the national executive conference, but I think I got lost on the way to the building from the parking lot. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
2583 You know Fred, when that lawyer said he'd track us to the end of the earth, I didn't take him literally 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2584 Yeah honey, they’re making me meet all of my remote coworkers today on a retreat 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2585 Any idea who should go if rations run out? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2586 If I keep after them they might buy an auto repair insurance. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2587 NOW can we talk about switching our insurance? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2588 Yep, I'm here at the Four Seasons. The Four Seasons TRAIL... 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2589 And you think I'M too dependent on my hairdresser! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2590 It's easier to walk over them here than on the corporate ladder. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2591 So this is what a romantic hike in nature with a discrete secret service detail is going to look like for the rest of our lives. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
2592 I guess the corporate ladder didn’t go high enough. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2593 Where’s that music coming from? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2594 Oh no, as much as I’ve been carefully advising them, they seem to have just put a wrong foot forward! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2595 Can I go back to chasing ambulances? I 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2596 He's here to measure our carbon footprint 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2597 I dunno, honey. I kind of dig his Wall Street win-at-all-costs vibe. Maybe we should invite him back to our tent tonight and show him what real greed looks like." 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2598 Oh, you know how its been since he got fired. Just making his way to the top. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2599 To shreds you say? 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2600 If this guy says "moving forward" or "circle back" one more take I'm gonna take him offline! 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
2601 Yes, Siri specifically said, “Follow the two hikers to your destination.” 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2602 Do we really need a CPA to audit our steps? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2603 Two words. Customer journey. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2604 Can't fool me. He doesn't even remotely resemble a businessman. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2605 Hold up guys,you didn’t pay for the deluxe trail. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2606 I think he thought this was a salary hike 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2607 There just seems to be no escape from the market’s price hike anymore. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2608 It seems like my new commute from upstate might take a little while to get used to 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
2609 I’ll be there soon, just hit some traffic. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2610 Honey, when did you say you can leave the meeting again ? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2611 These extended car warranty salesman are aggressive 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2612 Environmental Law is requiring more hands-on experience these days 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2613 Don’t worry about him, he’s just a friend 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2614 If a lawyer falls in the woods and no one is there to hear him, does he make a noise? (Don't you dare try it now!) 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
2615 Must your accountant track every paper trail? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2616 The Sierra Club needs to back off! 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2617 G5 can be a mixed blessing. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2618 They've left only footprints so far... 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2619 If he's so worried about a slip-and-fall claim, why doesn't he take the lead? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2620 Any chance you can drop her lesson plan? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2621 He's taken "work from home" to mean "work from anywhere". 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2622 Your student loan, pay your student loan, how many times did I tell you, but NO you said, they're supposed to wait during the pandemic. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2623 I think Bill is taking 'remote work' too literally 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2624 He always struggles with letting his guard down at leadership retreats. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2625 Yes sir, at this rate, they're bound to figure out where she wants to eat 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2626 It's been uphill ever since my staff quit. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2627 Didn’t Vey tell you this is casual Friday? 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2628 They can smell fear. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2629 Jim, we're here for a casual walk. Let's ditch the suit and tie at the next bend. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2630 When you get to the top,sacrifice the man to Geico. That’ll cover us for life. 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
2631 Don't look at him directly. He's my micro-aggressive lawyer. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2632 This is the section where a lot of hikers slip and fall. 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
2633 Don't look back! The cliff is just around the bend... 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2634 You want to know what's funny? The August 30th issue of the New Yorker with Contest #769 arrived today, two days after that contest closed. In other words, regular subscribers can't play. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2635 I’m determined to make it to the top, one way or another. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2636 Before you finish that policy, let’s update the lifespan projections on these two 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2637 Just be glad he's not a motivational speaker. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2638 Why is my estate lawyer on this excursion? 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2639 He said he's been trying to reach us about our car's extended warranty." 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2640 Looks like I’ll be a while. At this stage it’s all uphill 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2641 My clients need a quote on life insurance. 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
2642 I guess when you bought the 24 hour live coverage policy, I misunderstood. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2643 Is he still closing? 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2644 I'm almost at the coffee shop now. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2645 I told about the traffic on this mountain. You should see the back up on Everest. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2646 They said that this would be an easy hike. So how come we are being followed by a personal injury lawyer? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2647 Look out, its a stalker 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2648 I’m trying WeHike since Wework sort of closed 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2649 Divorce pending 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
2650 Hey body double, you were supposed to stay at the office while I go hiking 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2651 Technically, I am working remotely. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2652 Did you say ‘left’ at the water cooler? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2653 Is there a reason I can’t sign the life insurance policy when we get back down? 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2654 Not now Dave, i'm buying Machu Pichu. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2655 I think there seems to be a disconnect. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2656 Your lawyer is checking whether this ain't no mountain high enough. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2657 Seems like a lot of effort for a better signal” 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2658 I said Google assistant, not goggle assistant 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2659 Houston, we have a problem! 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2660 I hope he's not billing you for travel time! 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2661 Our realtor is sure urging us to go higher! 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2662 When I volunteered us for the endurance experiment, I did not realize we'd be so closely monitored. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
2663 I feel like we’re being stalked by a bear market. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2664 Honey, I'm not too sure about our personal guide." 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2665 Does he even know where he is going? 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
2666 Relax, he’s got some snacks in there along with the launch codes. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2667 Stanley here is our Sherpa. He says the struggle of finding deductions is like the struggle of life itself and we are challenged to go forward and meet it. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2668 Let your secretary handle it. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2669 Unfortunately I can’t turn my camera on, the wifi is down. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2670 I thought you said the IRS was understaffed. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
2671 This is taking 'The Good Hands People' too far." 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
2672 Don’t buy anything he’s recommending, Harold. We’ve been in the no reception zone for the last half hour. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2673 He'll get us back. He's with Hansel, Gretel and Crumb. 1.2281 0.07517 57 48 5 4
2674 I told you not to drop that gum wrapper! 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2675 I hope Madam Olga was right about one of us getting eaten by a bear. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
2676 "These two are a hard sell. If I can't get them to buy a life insurance policy now, I'm giving up. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
2677 Where are you? I'm in my new satellite office. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
2678 She is going to break the glass ceiling! 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2679 I’m here with the Carmichaels, and agree their life insurance premium increase is warranted. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
2680 Why did we take the Corner Office Trail? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2681 ...Val-de-ri, Val-de-ra, we'll push him next switchback. 1.2281