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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-08-30T00:04:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-09-13T00:05:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-09-07T00:05:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | September 13, 2021 |
Number of captions | 8039 |
Number of responses | 921031 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Trying to make it feel more like Amazon. I mean, the Amazon. | 2.1391 | 0.01339 | 4228 | 1348 | 944 | 1936 |
1 | His favorite book is A Farewell to Arms, so don't get too close. | 1.9068 | 0.00997 | 7006 | 2797 | 2065 | 2144 |
2 | His name's Readers Digest. | 1.8638 | 0.02343 | 1226 | 507 | 379 | 340 |
3 | It's not really a book signing. More of an eat and greet. | 1.8600 | 0.01225 | 4379 | 1789 | 1414 | 1176 |
4 | …yeah, we ordered from the wrong Amazon. | 1.8588 | 0.01168 | 5198 | 2260 | 1412 | 1526 |
5 | Well, we got a spider in to get rid of the flies, and it just escalated from there… | 1.8470 | 0.01534 | 2759 | 1139 | 903 | 717 |
6 | The customer said it's a service animal, but I think that's a croc. | 1.8429 | 0.01541 | 2744 | 1143 | 889 | 712 |
7 | Voracious, yes. Reader, no. | 1.8369 | 0.01499 | 2845 | 1179 | 951 | 715 |
8 | He can go through an author a week | 1.8361 | 0.01869 | 1690 | 660 | 647 | 383 |
9 | He won’t bite you, he has a reptile dysfunction. | 1.8254 | 0.01541 | 2966 | 1348 | 788 | 830 |
10 | I’d take that belt off if I were you. | 1.8164 | 0.01251 | 3954 | 1652 | 1376 | 926 |
11 | Welcome to Florida where the wildlife is smarter than the governor | 1.8136 | 0.01543 | 3025 | 1423 | 743 | 859 |
12 | It’s not so much the books, it’s the writers he likes | 1.8091 | 0.01539 | 2593 | 1091 | 906 | 596 |
13 | We've found that he really enjoys more seasoned authors. | 1.8083 | 0.01490 | 2660 | 1089 | 992 | 579 |
14 | What kind of dog was it? | 1.8068 | 0.01005 | 6898 | 3201 | 1830 | 1867 |
15 | Yeah, business is off some, but shoplifting is not a problem anymore. | 1.8000 | 0.01310 | 3270 | 1310 | 1304 | 656 |
16 | The books under him are for sale too, but they cost an arm and a leg. | 1.7976 | 0.01287 | 4066 | 1864 | 1161 | 1041 |
17 | Clyde here handles returns. | 1.7926 | 0.01363 | 3211 | 1359 | 1159 | 693 |
18 | My associate wants to know if you are planning to purchase the book you put in your pocket. | 1.7836 | 0.01292 | 3614 | 1566 | 1264 | 784 |
19 | He says Little Women makes him cry but I just don’t know if those tears are genuine | 1.7792 | 0.01564 | 2491 | 1094 | 853 | 544 |
20 | Don’t worry. He’s vaccinated. | 1.7619 | 0.01632 | 2293 | 1038 | 763 | 492 |
21 | Your shoes reminds him of someone he once knew. | 1.7582 | 0.01377 | 3193 | 1446 | 1073 | 674 |
22 | That book will cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.7566 | 0.01424 | 2995 | 1363 | 998 | 634 |
23 | That’s our books-to-die-for section | 1.7560 | 0.01881 | 1713 | 779 | 573 | 361 |
24 | And you say it was Wednesday your child came here to browse? | 1.7556 | 0.01601 | 2492 | 1174 | 753 | 565 |
25 | Florida runaway. He’s terrified of the Governor. | 1.7541 | 0.01537 | 2814 | 1366 | 774 | 674 |
26 | In a while, bibliophile. | 1.7527 | 0.01596 | 2535 | 1209 | 744 | 582 |
27 | Grabs you from page 1, and doesn't let go | 1.7515 | 0.01588 | 2302 | 1025 | 824 | 453 |
28 | Finally, a mask mandate with real teeth. | 1.7463 | 0.01690 | 2172 | 1019 | 685 | 468 |
29 | You’d look smug too if you finished Moby Dick in one sitting. | 1.7419 | 0.01465 | 2782 | 1282 | 936 | 564 |
30 | Shoplifting is down, but so are sales. | 1.7408 | 0.01838 | 1597 | 691 | 629 | 277 |
31 | Go ahead, ask him anything. He's a voracious reader. | 1.7394 | 0.01528 | 2771 | 1351 | 791 | 629 |
32 | Back to lose your other arm, Mr ‘I ain’t no shoplifter’? | 1.7391 | 0.01596 | 2445 | 1163 | 757 | 525 |
33 | „He‘s just had his first customer today.“ | 1.7337 | 0.01576 | 2415 | 1131 | 796 | 488 |
34 | New to Florida, huh? | 1.7292 | 0.01620 | 2190 | 1006 | 771 | 413 |
35 | I’m allergic to cats. | 1.7227 | 0.01853 | 2045 | 1080 | 452 | 513 |
36 | No mask? Meet George | 1.7168 | 0.01792 | 1847 | 883 | 604 | 360 |
37 | No sir you cannot pat him, he is an emotional support alligator. | 1.7161 | 0.01775 | 1828 | 859 | 629 | 340 |
38 | It's a rare hard cover edition of Trump's "Drain the Swamp" | 1.7153 | 0.01895 | 1728 | 852 | 516 | 360 |
39 | They told me I should incorporate aspects of the Amazon model to stay competitive. | 1.7127 | 0.02000 | 1514 | 738 | 473 | 303 |
40 | Six feet social distance is mandatory. | 1.7102 | 0.01844 | 1663 | 781 | 583 | 299 |
41 | He's signing copies of his memoir - "On the Other Hand: My life with Captain Hook" | 1.7097 | 0.01860 | 1791 | 890 | 531 | 370 |
42 | He appears to be admiring your shoes. | 1.7085 | 0.01863 | 1616 | 757 | 573 | 286 |
43 | You think THAT'S the weird part of this dream? You're standing in an independent bookstore in 2021. | 1.7062 | 0.02052 | 1552 | 802 | 404 | 346 |
44 | The cat quit. | 1.7059 | 0.02228 | 1197 | 583 | 383 | 231 |
45 | This is the “Help!” section. | 1.7003 | 0.02135 | 1515 | 818 | 333 | 364 |
46 | Well, the bookshop cat has become something of a cliché. | 1.6996 | 0.02220 | 1142 | 544 | 397 | 201 |
47 | Shoplifting's been way down this year. | 1.6985 | 0.01984 | 1373 | 640 | 507 | 226 |
48 | A biting satire with a plot that will grip you to the end—all in a handsome, leather-bound edition. | 1.6968 | 0.02074 | 1395 | 694 | 430 | 271 |
49 | Not sure where the other one's hiding... | 1.6963 | 0.02184 | 1225 | 600 | 397 | 228 |
50 | Let’s just say that we used to have a bookstore cat. | 1.6922 | 0.02093 | 1264 | 604 | 445 | 215 |
51 | You said you wanted something that grabs you and won't let go. | 1.6906 | 0.02106 | 1377 | 699 | 405 | 273 |
52 | We now have shredding, by the way. | 1.6889 | 0.02862 | 675 | 324 | 237 | 114 |
53 | We call him Reader's Digest because he digests readers. | 1.6876 | 0.02155 | 1258 | 630 | 393 | 235 |
54 | You'll be fine unless you have a chicken in your pocket. | 1.6876 | 0.02202 | 1181 | 580 | 390 | 211 |
55 | When you said the new hire was green, I thought we were talking experience | 1.6865 | 0.02146 | 1158 | 547 | 427 | 184 |
56 | It's from the original Amazon. | 1.6853 | 0.02260 | 1182 | 601 | 352 | 229 |
57 | No, I said I got him from THE Amazon. | 1.6843 | 0.02190 | 1245 | 630 | 378 | 237 |
58 | Of course, it's alive. What possible use would a dead alligator be? | 1.6839 | 0.02278 | 1120 | 558 | 358 | 204 |
59 | Can I interest you in "A Farewell to Arms?" | 1.6836 | 0.02351 | 1220 | 665 | 276 | 279 |
60 | Of course he's stuffed. He just swallowed a Dan Brown novel. | 1.6822 | 0.02283 | 1092 | 539 | 361 | 192 |
61 | Just don’t say, ‘See ya later’… | 1.6822 | 0.02286 | 1161 | 595 | 340 | 226 |
62 | She only bites if you browse our shop and then purchase online. | 1.6812 | 0.02318 | 1120 | 572 | 333 | 215 |
63 | The books to my right cost an arm and a leg. | 1.6771 | 0.02383 | 1025 | 517 | 322 | 186 |
64 | Peter Pan is no longer available. | 1.6741 | 0.02445 | 982 | 500 | 302 | 180 |
65 | Sorry, we don't have a book on alligators, but we do have an alligator on books. | 1.6725 | 0.02369 | 1032 | 523 | 324 | 185 |
66 | We have this deal - he doesn't sell books, & I don't eat customers. | 1.6709 | 0.02459 | 942 | 474 | 304 | 164 |
67 | Turns out a lot of people are allergic to cats. | 1.6705 | 0.02449 | 947 | 476 | 307 | 164 |
68 | We find it minimizes aimless browsing. | 1.6696 | 0.02415 | 923 | 451 | 326 | 146 |
69 | He’s tired of mice and men. He really wants to kill a mockingbird. | 1.6618 | 0.02686 | 896 | 492 | 215 | 189 |
70 | She’s best known for her cookbook Eat Prey Love | 1.6602 | 0.02714 | 874 | 480 | 211 | 183 |
71 | He won't bother you. He's busy digesting a good book. | 1.6601 | 0.02500 | 918 | 472 | 286 | 160 |
72 | I wouldn’t come any further in those shoes if I were you. | 1.6599 | 0.02488 | 982 | 522 | 272 | 188 |
73 | No—crocodile. Why would you keep an alligator in a bookstore?” | 1.6551 | 0.02838 | 777 | 423 | 199 | 155 |
74 | Well, if it isn't the critic who said my last book was a crock. | 1.6522 | 0.02694 | 782 | 405 | 244 | 133 |
75 | Interestingly, shoplifting's down 92.5% | 1.6519 | 0.02544 | 905 | 477 | 266 | 162 |
76 | He generally prefers biting satire. | 1.6515 | 0.02721 | 792 | 418 | 232 | 142 |
77 | It's your lucky day. We just had a spot open up in our book club. | 1.6513 | 0.02709 | 757 | 388 | 245 | 124 |
78 | ‘He’s devoured all the classics.’ | 1.6512 | 0.02647 | 843 | 447 | 243 | 153 |
79 | Are you certain you had both arms when you came in here? | 1.6511 | 0.02789 | 814 | 449 | 200 | 165 |
80 | If you can remove a book from his section, the second book is half price. | 1.6510 | 0.02687 | 785 | 407 | 245 | 133 |
81 | I had six copies of that but it seems they were all snapped up. | 1.6491 | 0.02663 | 721 | 355 | 264 | 102 |
82 | No, it's an alligator. Crocodiles can't read. | 1.6488 | 0.02908 | 746 | 412 | 184 | 150 |
83 | I didn't say it's a book on alligators, I said it's an alligator on books. | 1.6480 | 0.02693 | 716 | 356 | 256 | 104 |
84 | I'll either see you later or after a while; I can never remember which. | 1.6475 | 0.02713 | 783 | 412 | 235 | 136 |
85 | Are you sure your dog came in here? | 1.6473 | 0.02745 | 811 | 441 | 215 | 155 |
86 | Let's just say we no longer have a shoplifting problem. | 1.6471 | 0.02729 | 714 | 360 | 246 | 108 |
87 | That's the biting satire section. | 1.6467 | 0.02819 | 753 | 405 | 209 | 139 |
88 | If you're here for 'Brunch with the Author,' just take a seat. We'll be starting as soon as we find him. | 1.6458 | 0.02821 | 703 | 365 | 222 | 116 |
89 | He's a voracious reader. | 1.6452 | 0.02771 | 761 | 405 | 221 | 135 |
90 | It’s called predatory pricing | 1.6448 | 0.02784 | 715 | 370 | 229 | 116 |
91 | He keeps out all the other emotional support animals. | 1.6445 | 0.02869 | 723 | 389 | 202 | 132 |
92 | His memoir paints Peter Pan in a very different light. | 1.6441 | 0.02846 | 753 | 411 | 199 | 143 |
93 | That’s the author of “Draining the Swamp – The Unintended Consequences.” | 1.6420 | 0.03009 | 715 | 405 | 161 | 149 |
94 | Sure, but I’d wager ‘Taste like chicken’ is a mutual sentiment. | 1.6408 | 0.02832 | 746 | 405 | 204 | 137 |
95 | He's a rescue. I got him before the guy from the shoe store | 1.6404 | 0.02672 | 773 | 402 | 247 | 124 |
96 | Larry here cuts down on the casual browsers. | 1.6402 | 0.02724 | 667 | 328 | 251 | 88 |
97 | They're 90 percent off, but you have to get them yourself. | 1.6395 | 0.02753 | 760 | 405 | 224 | 131 |
98 | Crocodile, alligator. Fiction, non-fiction. Who can really tell the difference anymore? | 1.6394 | 0.02805 | 696 | 361 | 225 | 110 |
99 | He deals with the unvaccinated customers. | 1.6386 | 0.02872 | 700 | 374 | 205 | 121 |
100 | This is Gertrude; she handles all customer complaints. | 1.6369 | 0.02892 | 705 | 382 | 197 | 126 |
101 | We solved that problem of annoying, unattended children. | 1.6364 | 0.02935 | 671 | 360 | 195 | 116 |
102 | Mostly I feed him whatever's not selling, but he'll eat anything -- mysteries, romances, the classics. But I stopped feeding him books on modern politics. Those make him sick for weeks. | 1.6353 | 0.02897 | 691 | 372 | 199 | 120 |
103 | Actually, we discourage browsing. | 1.6345 | 0.02684 | 725 | 370 | 250 | 105 |
104 | Just let me know if anything grabs you. | 1.6330 | 0.02979 | 624 | 329 | 195 | 100 |
105 | We met through an endangered species support group. | 1.6296 | 0.03058 | 602 | 322 | 181 | 99 |
106 | Please let my colleague know if you have any complaints | 1.6291 | 0.02906 | 647 | 341 | 205 | 101 |
107 | Amazon takes from us, we take from the Amazon. | 1.6289 | 0.03066 | 582 | 307 | 184 | 91 |
108 | He's studying to be a litigator. | 1.6276 | 0.02900 | 733 | 413 | 180 | 140 |
109 | He just devours mysteries. | 1.6274 | 0.02906 | 569 | 282 | 217 | 70 |
110 | He remembers your belt. | 1.6270 | 0.02966 | 681 | 378 | 179 | 124 |
111 | Lyle here runs security. | 1.6267 | 0.02880 | 643 | 336 | 211 | 96 |
112 | Quite a departure from the usual bookstore cat isn't it. Still, security is better. | 1.6242 | 0.02923 | 612 | 318 | 206 | 88 |
113 | He's here to sign his new book, The Dark Side of Peter Pan." | 1.6241 | 0.03120 | 556 | 294 | 177 | 85 |
114 | I found it in the sewer between Erica Jong and Trump's memoirs | 1.6241 | 0.03222 | 556 | 304 | 157 | 95 |
115 | He’s an absolutely voracious reader | 1.6227 | 0.02926 | 599 | 309 | 207 | 83 |
116 | Well, we used to have a cat ... " | 1.6221 | 0.03100 | 561 | 297 | 179 | 85 |
117 | Yes, thats our complaint box | 1.6213 | 0.03500 | 441 | 234 | 140 | 67 |
118 | I don’t know what happened to the cat, but as long as the mice don’t come back, he can stay. | 1.6174 | 0.03037 | 562 | 294 | 189 | 79 |
119 | He loves Peter Pan | 1.6174 | 0.03078 | 562 | 298 | 181 | 83 |
120 | He’s in charge of returns. | 1.6168 | 0.03104 | 561 | 310 | 160 | 91 |
121 | You don't get this experience on Amazon! | 1.6161 | 0.03269 | 560 | 316 | 143 | 101 |
122 | You can see him too? | 1.6161 | 0.03336 | 560 | 323 | 129 | 108 |
123 | I no longer need the "leave your dog outside" sign on our door. | 1.6145 | 0.03254 | 524 | 285 | 156 | 83 |
124 | That’s the “grab ‘n’ go” section. | 1.6126 | 0.03230 | 493 | 259 | 166 | 68 |
125 | Sometimes he makes snap decisions | 1.6117 | 0.03269 | 528 | 291 | 151 | 86 |
126 | He’s a rescue. | 1.6110 | 0.03320 | 509 | 280 | 147 | 82 |
127 | he'd like to know where you got your shoes | 1.6108 | 0.03233 | 591 | 342 | 137 | 112 |
128 | you'd think he'd just be into The National Geographic, but he's actually a huge Jane Austen fan | 1.6104 | 0.03176 | 557 | 307 | 160 | 90 |
129 | Shoplifting has gone way down. | 1.6102 | 0.03152 | 567 | 313 | 162 | 92 |
130 | We didn't want to be just another book store with a cat. | 1.6077 | 0.03249 | 520 | 292 | 143 | 85 |
131 | I ordered Crocs from Amazon and this is what came in. | 1.6066 | 0.03301 | 544 | 310 | 138 | 96 |
132 | OK, but on the other hand, shoplifting is down 80%. | 1.6056 | 0.03207 | 535 | 294 | 158 | 83 |
133 | It’s about his life as a polo shirt logo… | 1.6056 | 0.03488 | 502 | 291 | 118 | 93 |
134 | Too many people were allergic to the cat. | 1.6036 | 0.03315 | 497 | 273 | 148 | 76 |
135 | The reading has been canceled - the author is nowhere to be found." | 1.6036 | 0.03241 | 497 | 267 | 160 | 70 |
136 | Welcome back Carl, I told you that once you got your sports coats tailored to a single sleeve nobody would notice the missing arm. | 1.6027 | 0.03748 | 448 | 265 | 96 | 87 |
137 | We're more Amazon than Amazon. | 1.6025 | 0.03349 | 551 | 323 | 124 | 104 |
138 | He hasn't bitten anyone wearing their mask. | 1.6017 | 0.03080 | 585 | 325 | 168 | 92 |
139 | You want the non-fiction aisle. This is the crocodaisle. | 1.6017 | 0.03631 | 472 | 278 | 104 | 90 |
140 | He handles refunds. | 1.6008 | 0.03302 | 516 | 289 | 144 | 83 |
141 | He's been digesting War and Peace for about a week, now. | 1.5991 | 0.03616 | 439 | 249 | 117 | 73 |
142 | Ironically, I ordered him on Amazon. | 1.5970 | 0.03458 | 474 | 268 | 129 | 77 |
143 | Cat? Yeah we had a cat. Used to sleep right there. | 1.5968 | 0.03421 | 496 | 284 | 128 | 84 |
144 | Don't worry, he just read Joyce. He'll be catatonic for days. | 1.5966 | 0.03425 | 466 | 259 | 136 | 71 |
145 | He wasn’t cheap, but shoplifting losses have plummeted since we got him. | 1.5965 | 0.03542 | 451 | 255 | 123 | 73 |
146 | A book on alligators? No, but we do have an alligator on books. | 1.5954 | 0.03567 | 477 | 280 | 110 | 87 |
147 | All our local authors are half off. | 1.5947 | 0.03441 | 449 | 247 | 137 | 65 |
148 | Beverly here would be happy to recommend some local authors who are easy to digest. | 1.5940 | 0.03437 | 463 | 266 | 122 | 75 |
149 | No, he's not stuffed. In fact, he hasn't even eaten. | 1.5939 | 0.03343 | 522 | 301 | 132 | 89 |
150 | He used to work at the shoe store across the street but it felt like a hostile work environment. | 1.5938 | 0.03460 | 485 | 279 | 124 | 82 |
151 | Choose wisely | 1.5921 | 0.03316 | 456 | 245 | 152 | 59 |
152 | No need for concern, he is still digesting 'War and Peace'. | 1.5918 | 0.03534 | 485 | 286 | 111 | 88 |
153 | Book theft has all but disappeared. | 1.5915 | 0.03158 | 492 | 262 | 169 | 61 |
154 | I wouldn't say he's a discriminating reader, but he's definitely voracious. | 1.5894 | 0.03374 | 492 | 280 | 134 | 78 |
155 | Yeah,well,not everyone could find a pandemic puppy. | 1.5894 | 0.03550 | 397 | 214 | 132 | 51 |
156 | Yes, you can return the book, but I wouldn't. | 1.5893 | 0.03494 | 448 | 252 | 128 | 68 |
157 | Shoplifting is down, too. | 1.5891 | 0.03419 | 477 | 271 | 131 | 75 |
158 | We’ve been swamped all week! | 1.5886 | 0.03425 | 440 | 241 | 139 | 60 |
159 | Go ahead. Try that “See ya later…” line. He likes that. | 1.5882 | 0.03589 | 442 | 254 | 116 | 72 |
160 | So in a way, the cat’s still here | 1.5882 | 0.03487 | 442 | 247 | 130 | 65 |
161 | It’s my support croc. | 1.5877 | 0.03324 | 473 | 261 | 146 | 66 |
162 | We used to have a problem with cats. | 1.5876 | 0.03361 | 451 | 246 | 145 | 60 |
163 | I can't decide whether to place him under Suspense or Nature. | 1.5876 | 0.03742 | 434 | 258 | 97 | 79 |
164 | He identifies as a cat | 1.5875 | 0.03869 | 400 | 236 | 93 | 71 |
165 | Don’t worry. He’s not nearly as dangerous as other unvaccinated Floridians | 1.5872 | 0.03757 | 436 | 261 | 94 | 81 |
166 | Aisle six if you want to know if it’s a crocodile or an alligator. | 1.5862 | 0.03360 | 464 | 257 | 142 | 65 |
167 | If you think you can beat him to the door, think again. | 1.5853 | 0.03703 | 381 | 211 | 117 | 53 |
168 | Well, the elephant in the room was just taking up too much space | 1.5845 | 0.03646 | 438 | 256 | 108 | 74 |
169 | Theft is down 100%. | 1.5841 | 0.03438 | 428 | 234 | 138 | 56 |
170 | We’re old-school Amazon. | 1.5824 | 0.03620 | 455 | 270 | 105 | 80 |
171 | We take shoplifting very seriously. | 1.5824 | 0.03575 | 431 | 246 | 119 | 66 |
172 | He handles our returns. | 1.5819 | 0.03515 | 421 | 234 | 129 | 58 |
173 | welcome to the only bookstore in Florida, how may we help you | 1.5807 | 0.03846 | 384 | 223 | 99 | 62 |
174 | Yeah he costs a lot to feed, but shoplifting is down to almost zero. | 1.5806 | 0.03525 | 422 | 236 | 127 | 59 |
175 | We think he’s harmless, but to be on the safe side, we avoid reading him “Peter Pan.” | 1.5802 | 0.03383 | 424 | 234 | 136 | 54 |
176 | Oh, we still have bookstore cats. New ones every week. | 1.5800 | 0.03748 | 419 | 248 | 99 | 72 |
177 | He helps when we’re swamped. | 1.5796 | 0.03564 | 421 | 238 | 122 | 61 |
178 | Why yes,we are an Amazon bookstore. | 1.5795 | 0.03747 | 390 | 223 | 108 | 59 |
179 | He’s looking for something he can sink his teeth into. | 1.5793 | 0.03536 | 435 | 248 | 122 | 65 |
180 | Haven’t had a book stolen in five years. | 1.5791 | 0.03328 | 468 | 261 | 143 | 64 |
181 | Are you able to describe the crocodile you claim to have left in my shop? | 1.5788 | 0.03734 | 444 | 270 | 91 | 83 |
182 | Just don't tell me you can get it cheaper online, and you'll be fine. | 1.5784 | 0.03619 | 408 | 231 | 118 | 59 |
183 | Says here you ordered The Jungle Book, live edition. | 1.5779 | 0.03655 | 417 | 241 | 111 | 65 |
184 | He helps out when we’re swamped. | 1.5776 | 0.03488 | 438 | 248 | 127 | 63 |
185 | I was actually looking for an Allegory. | 1.5765 | 0.03803 | 392 | 229 | 100 | 63 |
186 | You don't have to wear a mask, but we do enforce social distancing. | 1.5760 | 0.03382 | 434 | 241 | 137 | 56 |
187 | He’s sensitive about people mistaking him for a crocodile. | 1.5752 | 0.03442 | 412 | 225 | 137 | 50 |
188 | We named her ‘Eat Prey, Love.’ | 1.5746 | 0.03940 | 402 | 247 | 79 | 76 |
189 | I'm on my feet all day so I ordered a pair of Crocs. They only sent one. | 1.5731 | 0.03673 | 417 | 244 | 107 | 66 |
190 | Nope, that’s an alligator. Crocodiles are in aisle 4. | 1.5722 | 0.03801 | 374 | 215 | 104 | 55 |
191 | It’s the type of story that grabs you and won’t let go. | 1.5718 | 0.03424 | 404 | 219 | 139 | 46 |
192 | This is our urban legend section. | 1.5714 | 0.03754 | 392 | 228 | 104 | 60 |
193 | Sorry. We are all out of Penguin books. | 1.5699 | 0.03891 | 379 | 225 | 92 | 62 |
194 | Some people get consumed by a book - others by Charlie. | 1.5697 | 0.03562 | 402 | 226 | 123 | 53 |
195 | The cat’s on vacation. | 1.5682 | 0.03863 | 352 | 201 | 102 | 49 |
196 | I wouldn't worry too much...he prefers to hang out in the children's section. | 1.5676 | 0.03390 | 407 | 221 | 141 | 45 |
197 | After a while, Bibliophile. | 1.5674 | 0.03885 | 393 | 238 | 87 | 68 |
198 | He negotiates all returns. | 1.5669 | 0.03822 | 381 | 224 | 98 | 59 |
199 | He's in charge of our return desk. | 1.5669 | 0.03750 | 381 | 220 | 106 | 55 |
200 | When they said to be more like Amazon, I thought they meant the rainforest. | 1.5663 | 0.03615 | 392 | 222 | 118 | 52 |
201 | We endangered species stick together. | 1.5657 | 0.03661 | 426 | 254 | 103 | 69 |
202 | It's what happens when you drain the swamp. | 1.5652 | 0.03794 | 368 | 212 | 104 | 52 |
203 | This is Albert. He handles return requests. | 1.5651 | 0.03811 | 361 | 207 | 104 | 50 |
204 | Shoplifting has really dropped off | 1.5650 | 0.03542 | 423 | 244 | 119 | 60 |
205 | Come to think of it, maybe I did see your dog enter the store. | 1.5634 | 0.04087 | 339 | 202 | 83 | 54 |
206 | Of course sir, here is our complaints department | 1.5632 | 0.03792 | 348 | 196 | 108 | 44 |
207 | We used to have a shoplifting problem | 1.5628 | 0.03752 | 366 | 209 | 108 | 49 |
208 | We offer free shipping to the Amazon. | 1.5627 | 0.03585 | 375 | 208 | 123 | 44 |
209 | His name is Digest... Readers Digest | 1.5625 | 0.04030 | 352 | 211 | 84 | 57 |
210 | He's a gift from Amazon | 1.5623 | 0.03773 | 345 | 193 | 110 | 42 |
211 | Of course the alligator leather bound edition will cost you an arm and a leg | 1.5616 | 0.03975 | 349 | 206 | 90 | 53 |
212 | I don't think I'll be able to get your arm back. | 1.5615 | 0.03672 | 374 | 227 | 90 | 57 |
213 | I got into a debate on Amazon about ‘allegory’ in novels, and hit the wrong button. | 1.5615 | 0.03918 | 358 | 211 | 93 | 54 |
214 | The book worm retired | 1.5613 | 0.03685 | 367 | 207 | 114 | 46 |
215 | My associate will have that for you in a snap. | 1.5610 | 0.03823 | 328 | 182 | 108 | 38 |
216 | Don’t worry. He’s only hungry for knowledge. | 1.5608 | 0.03738 | 378 | 219 | 106 | 53 |
217 | Emotional support. The loss prevention is just a happy accident. | 1.5605 | 0.03252 | 446 | 271 | 110 | 65 |
218 | My associate here handles returns. | 1.5601 | 0.03590 | 416 | 243 | 113 | 60 |
219 | Somebody left her here. Just said “See ya later” and took off. | 1.5597 | 0.03825 | 352 | 202 | 103 | 47 |
220 | Well, the cat wasn’t adequately discouraging shoplifting. | 1.5588 | 0.03731 | 374 | 216 | 107 | 51 |
221 | Can you pet him? You can try, but probably only once. | 1.5584 | 0.04113 | 308 | 178 | 88 | 42 |
222 | I see that you are back to get your other arm removed. | 1.5579 | 0.03888 | 380 | 230 | 88 | 62 |
223 | Yeah, she's new, couldn't stand Florida anymore. | 1.5573 | 0.03800 | 375 | 221 | 99 | 55 |
224 | He recognizes your belt | 1.5570 | 0.03895 | 377 | 228 | 88 | 61 |
225 | He’s digesting the latest New Yorker | 1.5565 | 0.03862 | 372 | 222 | 93 | 57 |
226 | First time in Florida? | 1.5562 | 0.04016 | 356 | 216 | 82 | 58 |
227 | Unfortunately, the author won’t be available to autograph his book for you. | 1.5556 | 0.04020 | 342 | 204 | 86 | 52 |
228 | Yeah, well, it's not like Mittens never bit anybody. | 1.5548 | 0.04094 | 310 | 180 | 88 | 42 |
229 | The book store cat is such a cliche | 1.5546 | 0.03765 | 357 | 205 | 106 | 46 |
230 | He's here to sniff out those who read here but buy on Amazon. | 1.5543 | 0.03969 | 350 | 209 | 88 | 53 |
231 | Yeah, but your hiccups are gone, aren’t they? | 1.5542 | 0.03840 | 332 | 188 | 104 | 40 |
232 | I thought losing one arm would have taught you a lesson. | 1.5540 | 0.03954 | 361 | 218 | 86 | 57 |
233 | Sure, you can speak with someone in the complaints department. | 1.5540 | 0.03713 | 361 | 206 | 110 | 45 |
234 | No, you’re fine. He’s vaccinated. | 1.5539 | 0.03827 | 399 | 245 | 87 | 67 |
235 | It wasn't my first choice, but pitbulls are illegal. | 1.5538 | 0.03710 | 372 | 215 | 108 | 49 |
236 | We've been swamped lately. | 1.5531 | 0.03788 | 367 | 215 | 101 | 51 |
237 | When I said I'd give my right arm for that scarce volume, I really didn't mean it literally! | 1.5531 | 0.03822 | 320 | 178 | 107 | 35 |
238 | Yes, we have that in hardcover, paperback…and leather-bound | 1.5524 | 0.03798 | 353 | 204 | 103 | 46 |
239 | Only fair to warn you. They’re notoriously hard to read. | 1.5515 | 0.04215 | 301 | 178 | 80 | 43 |
240 | The bookstore cat is such a cliché, don't you think? | 1.5511 | 0.04136 | 323 | 194 | 80 | 49 |
241 | Welcome to Florida's only bookstore. | 1.5510 | 0.03977 | 363 | 222 | 82 | 59 |
242 | Looking for something that grabs you? | 1.5508 | 0.03657 | 374 | 215 | 112 | 47 |
243 | He's from the Amazon. Ironic, right? | 1.5503 | 0.04257 | 318 | 195 | 71 | 52 |
244 | I think he remembers you from the time you were in here and lost your right arm. | 1.5501 | 0.03907 | 369 | 224 | 87 | 58 |
245 | Alonzo would be happy to help you check if Amazon has a better price. | 1.5501 | 0.03714 | 369 | 214 | 107 | 48 |
246 | That's the unvaccinated section. | 1.5498 | 0.03921 | 331 | 192 | 96 | 43 |
247 | First editions cost an arm and a leg | 1.5497 | 0.03769 | 362 | 211 | 103 | 48 |
248 | The customer is not always right here. | 1.5497 | 0.03907 | 302 | 168 | 102 | 32 |
249 | He’s a rescue from Florida. | 1.5487 | 0.03752 | 359 | 208 | 105 | 46 |
250 | Better than a guard dog. No one pets him. | 1.5484 | 0.03857 | 341 | 198 | 99 | 44 |
251 | Never mind where the cat is. | 1.5478 | 0.04058 | 345 | 211 | 79 | 55 |
252 | He's also "just looking" | 1.5476 | 0.04240 | 294 | 174 | 79 | 41 |
253 | He helps with our "No Return" policy. | 1.5475 | 0.03923 | 358 | 216 | 88 | 54 |
254 | He's head of the Complaint Department. | 1.5474 | 0.03862 | 327 | 187 | 101 | 39 |
255 | Don't worry, he's a licensed therapy animal. | 1.5473 | 0.03918 | 349 | 208 | 91 | 50 |
256 | We feel secure, but sales have definitely plummeted. | 1.5470 | 0.04117 | 287 | 164 | 89 | 34 |
257 | Yeah, the ones at the end of the counter are likely to cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.5470 | 0.03859 | 351 | 207 | 96 | 48 |
258 | He handles customer complaints. | 1.5462 | 0.03837 | 346 | 202 | 99 | 45 |
259 | Of course he bites. | 1.5462 | 0.03879 | 368 | 223 | 89 | 56 |
260 | We hired him as a greeter but all he says is ‘SEE YOU LATER’ | 1.5461 | 0.04211 | 304 | 182 | 78 | 44 |
261 | Back of aisle 6, and I suggest you walk in a zigzag pattern. | 1.5458 | 0.04091 | 295 | 170 | 89 | 36 |
262 | Yes, she enjoys a good reader now and then. | 1.5455 | 0.04203 | 330 | 205 | 70 | 55 |
263 | Looking for something that will grab you and not let you go? | 1.5446 | 0.04144 | 303 | 179 | 83 | 41 |
264 | We got a loaner while the security system is replaced | 1.5443 | 0.04006 | 327 | 194 | 88 | 45 |
265 | You're familiar with Reader's Digest? Lyle here digests readers. | 1.5442 | 0.04338 | 283 | 169 | 74 | 40 |
266 | We have noticed a dramatic reduction in shoplifting | 1.5437 | 0.04025 | 320 | 189 | 88 | 43 |
267 | I keep saying, "see you later ...," but so far he hasn't budged. | 1.5430 | 0.04384 | 291 | 178 | 68 | 45 |
268 | An alligator that reads is nowhere near the weirdest thing you will see in Florida. | 1.5427 | 0.04467 | 293 | 183 | 61 | 49 |
269 | We keep him around just in case Bezos comes in | 1.5423 | 0.04226 | 319 | 197 | 71 | 51 |
270 | You tell him he's not welcome here. | 1.5422 | 0.04196 | 308 | 186 | 77 | 45 |
271 | Vaccinated? | 1.5422 | 0.04249 | 332 | 210 | 64 | 58 |
272 | It's bound in leather and grips you right away. | 1.5418 | 0.03830 | 347 | 204 | 98 | 45 |
273 | I can fill your book order today but it will cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.5414 | 0.04084 | 314 | 187 | 84 | 43 |
274 | It’s for the people who come in and read for three hours but don’t buy anything. | 1.5414 | 0.04159 | 314 | 190 | 78 | 46 |
275 | Will you be paying in cash, or chicken? | 1.5414 | 0.04183 | 314 | 191 | 76 | 47 |
276 | We've been having trouble enforcing our no pets policy | 1.5413 | 0.03984 | 327 | 194 | 89 | 44 |
277 | He’s our most voracious reader. | 1.5413 | 0.04007 | 327 | 195 | 87 | 45 |
278 | Voracious? Yes, but not a reader. | 1.5409 | 0.04215 | 281 | 164 | 82 | 35 |
279 | He's been here ever since he heard we were swamped. | 1.5407 | 0.04376 | 270 | 160 | 74 | 36 |
280 | This new edition is more than just a nail biter. | 1.5405 | 0.04110 | 296 | 173 | 86 | 37 |
281 | The cat only wants to work from home now. | 1.5404 | 0.04160 | 272 | 155 | 87 | 30 |
282 | He misread our “Meet the Author” flyer | 1.5396 | 0.04091 | 328 | 200 | 79 | 49 |
283 | We haven’t had a shoplifter in 27 years. | 1.5394 | 0.04003 | 330 | 198 | 86 | 46 |
284 | Are you here for his book signing, or his 2 o'clock feeding? | 1.5385 | 0.04166 | 325 | 201 | 73 | 51 |
285 | he ensures 6 ft of social distance | 1.5385 | 0.04215 | 299 | 180 | 77 | 42 |
286 | I needed to do something about people who browse and then buy on Amazon. | 1.5380 | 0.04090 | 316 | 190 | 82 | 44 |
287 | Just don't say the word A-m-a-z-o-n in here, and you'll be fine. | 1.5380 | 0.04039 | 303 | 177 | 89 | 37 |
288 | Kids get excited when they see him in the children’s section. And he’s so excited to see them. | 1.5366 | 0.03929 | 328 | 199 | 84 | 45 |
289 | Hey man, sorry about that arm... | 1.5364 | 0.04059 | 343 | 213 | 76 | 54 |
290 | She likes books she can sink her teeth into. | 1.5364 | 0.04091 | 302 | 181 | 81 | 40 |
291 | Don't worry, he prefers to sink his teeth into a good novel. | 1.5361 | 0.04110 | 319 | 194 | 79 | 46 |
292 | It's ok, he's vaccinated | 1.5357 | 0.04248 | 308 | 190 | 71 | 47 |
293 | I know, I know… it’s like something out of a New Yorker cartoon. | 1.5356 | 0.04540 | 267 | 164 | 63 | 40 |
294 | I had to get him out of Florida. | 1.5355 | 0.04076 | 310 | 185 | 84 | 41 |
295 | He’s here to sign copies of Peter Pan.” | 1.5350 | 0.03981 | 286 | 172 | 79 | 35 |
296 | I ask my assistant to get a new security system from Amazon, but he thought I said get a new security system from the Amazon. | 1.5345 | 0.04204 | 290 | 173 | 79 | 38 |
297 | She's part of this month's "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions" promotion. | 1.5338 | 0.04331 | 266 | 157 | 76 | 33 |
298 | If you’ve worked in retail you wouldn’t be asking me why I have an emotional support animal. | 1.5335 | 0.03975 | 343 | 210 | 83 | 50 |
299 | A bull in a china shop would have been too much of a cliche. | 1.5333 | 0.04044 | 300 | 176 | 88 | 36 |
300 | Yes, our return policies have become much stricter. | 1.5331 | 0.04008 | 317 | 189 | 87 | 41 |
301 | He’ll snap if you ask for Proust. | 1.5322 | 0.03763 | 342 | 200 | 102 | 40 |
302 | This is my guest author-of-the-week, Al Gator, who has spent the last four years, documenting life in Trump's swamp! | 1.5316 | 0.03880 | 301 | 184 | 79 | 38 |
303 | What do you THINK happened to the cat? | 1.5315 | 0.04415 | 254 | 150 | 73 | 31 |
304 | Sorry, we've been swamped." | 1.5312 | 0.03851 | 337 | 200 | 95 | 42 |
305 | He handles all the returns. | 1.5307 | 0.03943 | 309 | 188 | 81 | 40 |
306 | This is Noam Chompsky. I'm training him to identify Amazon Prime members. | 1.5306 | 0.04299 | 294 | 181 | 70 | 43 |
307 | . . . haven't seen a shoplifter in years, why do you ask? | 1.5296 | 0.04296 | 287 | 175 | 72 | 40 |
308 | Yep, she has experience at Amazon. | 1.5296 | 0.04190 | 304 | 186 | 75 | 43 |
309 | ''Of course he remembers you - he's still digesting your right arm". | 1.5294 | 0.04072 | 323 | 198 | 79 | 46 |
310 | Amazon has taken a huge bite out of our sales. If Bezos ever drops in, it's payback time. | 1.5294 | 0.04357 | 289 | 179 | 67 | 43 |
311 | Shoplifting is down by 97%. | 1.5286 | 0.04320 | 280 | 170 | 72 | 38 |
312 | He's voracious, yes, but not so much about reading. | 1.5278 | 0.03845 | 324 | 190 | 97 | 37 |
313 | Sure, the cat was cute, but it wasn't deterring shoplifters. | 1.5276 | 0.04234 | 290 | 176 | 75 | 39 |
314 | I think it’s because the books are still warm from the printer | 1.5273 | 0.03966 | 275 | 155 | 95 | 25 |
315 | I handle sales. He handles shoplifters. | 1.5271 | 0.03919 | 332 | 200 | 89 | 43 |
316 | He's our loss prevention officer. | 1.5261 | 0.04182 | 287 | 172 | 79 | 36 |
317 | I don't know how he does it but people now seem to want to buy books rather sit in the store reading them. | 1.5259 | 0.04121 | 270 | 156 | 86 | 28 |
318 | Make your Amazon joke and move on | 1.5256 | 0.04174 | 293 | 177 | 78 | 38 |
319 | Ah, here it is. On May 24, 2014 you told him you would see him later. | 1.5253 | 0.04372 | 297 | 188 | 62 | 47 |
320 | Not only hardback, but waterproof. | 1.5249 | 0.04008 | 301 | 178 | 88 | 35 |
321 | That’s the wildlife section. | 1.5248 | 0.04310 | 242 | 139 | 79 | 24 |
322 | Don't worry - he just swallowed the complete OED. He'll be digesting for a while. | 1.5234 | 0.04321 | 256 | 151 | 76 | 29 |
323 | Well, an elephant in a china shop is copyright protected, you see | 1.5234 | 0.04528 | 256 | 157 | 64 | 35 |
324 | We’ve cut down drastically on shoplifting. | 1.5228 | 0.04403 | 241 | 141 | 74 | 26 |
325 | These cost an arm and a leg | 1.5223 | 0.04139 | 291 | 175 | 80 | 36 |
326 | Your order 'Living With Crocodiles' has arrived with a free gift. | 1.5220 | 0.04263 | 295 | 183 | 70 | 42 |
327 | The sign no shoplifting just didn’t do it. | 1.5220 | 0.04208 | 295 | 181 | 74 | 40 |
328 | It's part of our social distancing strategy | 1.5216 | 0.04375 | 278 | 172 | 67 | 39 |
329 | The elephant in the room is up the spiral staircase… | 1.5212 | 0.04489 | 259 | 159 | 65 | 35 |
330 | He came from Washington after they drained the swamp. | 1.5208 | 0.04222 | 313 | 198 | 67 | 48 |
331 | Actually, he's quite a voracious reader too. | 1.5208 | 0.04178 | 265 | 155 | 82 | 28 |
332 | My old security system had too many bells and whistles. | 1.5206 | 0.04322 | 267 | 161 | 73 | 33 |
333 | He started out in nature, but then got a taste for mystery writers. | 1.5205 | 0.04072 | 292 | 174 | 84 | 34 |
334 | I'm confused... did you reserve a book on alligators or an alligator on books? | 1.5197 | 0.04007 | 304 | 182 | 86 | 36 |
335 | He came in looking for a self-help book called "Gator-Ade." | 1.5197 | 0.04487 | 254 | 155 | 66 | 33 |
336 | Do you like our new security system? It is organic, sustainable and low-energy use. And very effective. | 1.5193 | 0.04675 | 233 | 142 | 61 | 30 |
337 | It depends. Are you going to ask him to see you later or after while? | 1.5185 | 0.04891 | 243 | 157 | 46 | 40 |
338 | I asked for an intern that liked people | 1.5183 | 0.04172 | 301 | 186 | 74 | 41 |
339 | We thought a bookstore cat was too cliche. | 1.5181 | 0.04216 | 276 | 166 | 77 | 33 |
340 | Damn abbreviations. We posted a job for “lit rep” and got a literary reptile. | 1.5159 | 0.04619 | 252 | 158 | 58 | 36 |
341 | This one will also grip you immediately and not let go. | 1.5153 | 0.04483 | 262 | 163 | 63 | 36 |
342 | It’s his first Book signing tour, and he has found he enjoys a good critic now and then. | 1.5153 | 0.04483 | 262 | 163 | 63 | 36 |
343 | Please avoid, ‘See you later…’ and ‘In a while…’ He’ll snap. | 1.5148 | 0.04953 | 237 | 154 | 44 | 39 |
344 | Don't worry. We're vaccinated. | 1.5147 | 0.04419 | 272 | 170 | 64 | 38 |
345 | I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t have any books on alligators. We do, however, have an alligator on books. | 1.5141 | 0.04556 | 249 | 154 | 62 | 33 |
346 | I told my wife I wanted crocs for my birthday. | 1.5133 | 0.04129 | 300 | 185 | 76 | 39 |
347 | I’m here for the book signing of “Life’s a Croc.” | 1.5127 | 0.04553 | 236 | 143 | 65 | 28 |
348 | Why, yes, we did used to have a bookstore cat. | 1.5124 | 0.04317 | 283 | 177 | 67 | 39 |
349 | This is our finest leather bound edition. | 1.5123 | 0.04517 | 244 | 149 | 65 | 30 |
350 | This is our grab and go section. | 1.5123 | 0.04236 | 285 | 176 | 72 | 37 |
351 | Sorry, Randy doesn’t work here anymore | 1.5122 | 0.04242 | 287 | 178 | 71 | 38 |
352 | Actually, the only book he has ever recommended is Peter Pan | 1.5115 | 0.04335 | 305 | 198 | 58 | 49 |
353 | A kid peed in the town pool, so he’s waiting it out here. | 1.5111 | 0.04319 | 270 | 166 | 70 | 34 |
354 | He had his video camera off during the job interview. | 1.5106 | 0.04305 | 284 | 178 | 67 | 39 |
355 | He's looking at your watch band. | 1.5103 | 0.04474 | 243 | 150 | 63 | 30 |
356 | He was the only living thing that responded to our job posting | 1.5102 | 0.04685 | 245 | 155 | 55 | 35 |
357 | Whatever you do, don't say 'see ya later' when you leave! | 1.5101 | 0.04253 | 296 | 187 | 67 | 42 |
358 | That’s REALLY your first question?!? “Is it an alligator or crocodile?” | 1.5101 | 0.04117 | 296 | 182 | 77 | 37 |
359 | Yes, we have that title, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.5100 | 0.04386 | 251 | 152 | 70 | 29 |
360 | He just devours books. | 1.5099 | 0.04396 | 253 | 154 | 69 | 30 |
361 | Fifty bucks says you can’t get that signed first edition out from under his front right leg.” | 1.5096 | 0.04867 | 208 | 127 | 56 | 25 |
362 | Whatever you do don’t say, “see you later…” | 1.5094 | 0.04607 | 267 | 173 | 52 | 42 |
363 | Don't worry, he only bites people who say Ayn Rand is their favorite author. | 1.5092 | 0.04346 | 273 | 170 | 67 | 36 |
364 | He applied for the security position and we don’t discriminate. | 1.5088 | 0.04093 | 283 | 173 | 77 | 33 |
365 | We’re looking to be more like Amazon. | 1.5084 | 0.04679 | 238 | 149 | 57 | 32 |
366 | Questionable manuscripts go directly into my new shredder” | 1.5083 | 0.04497 | 240 | 146 | 66 | 28 |
367 | The cat was useless against ill-bred toddlers. | 1.5083 | 0.04797 | 240 | 154 | 50 | 36 |
368 | Sir. You need to wear a mask to enter the store | 1.5082 | 0.04517 | 244 | 150 | 64 | 30 |
369 | Remember that six inch long birthday present you gave me back in 1952? | 1.5081 | 0.04490 | 246 | 151 | 65 | 30 |
370 | Yes, we did used to have a cat. | 1.5080 | 0.04326 | 250 | 150 | 73 | 27 |
371 | Sales are down, but then again, so are thefts. | 1.5078 | 0.04358 | 256 | 156 | 70 | 30 |
372 | On the other hand, it's done wonders for our theft problem. | 1.5073 | 0.04272 | 274 | 169 | 71 | 34 |
373 | Your so called state of the art security system is a crock | 1.5064 | 0.04406 | 235 | 140 | 71 | 24 |
374 | I didn't realize bookstores sold Crocs.' | 1.5060 | 0.04557 | 249 | 156 | 60 | 33 |
375 | He used to be a lawyer. | 1.5059 | 0.04510 | 255 | 160 | 61 | 34 |
376 | Someone just snapped up the last copy. | 1.5057 | 0.03807 | 348 | 216 | 88 | 44 |
377 | Yea, he's a rescue. | 1.5055 | 0.04156 | 273 | 165 | 78 | 30 |
378 | You're in luck... We are offering free shredding today. | 1.5054 | 0.04143 | 277 | 168 | 78 | 31 |
379 | Desmond’s job is to remind customers that if you start reading it, you’re buying it. | 1.5053 | 0.04192 | 281 | 173 | 74 | 34 |
380 | His bark is worse than his bite, but then again, he doesn’t bark. | 1.5050 | 0.04925 | 202 | 124 | 54 | 24 |
381 | He's a replacement for the elephant that used to be in the room. | 1.5050 | 0.04875 | 202 | 123 | 56 | 23 |
382 | He loves most people. | 1.5040 | 0.04289 | 250 | 150 | 74 | 26 |
383 | Yes, bookstores in Florida are a bit different. | 1.5040 | 0.04374 | 252 | 154 | 69 | 29 |
384 | No. I haven't seen your poodle. | 1.5038 | 0.04590 | 266 | 173 | 52 | 41 |
385 | Certainly cuts down on returns. | 1.5037 | 0.04264 | 272 | 168 | 71 | 33 |
386 | The cats all want to work from home. | 1.5025 | 0.05092 | 201 | 127 | 47 | 27 |
387 | Although masks are not required, I would still advice keeping six feet apart | 1.5022 | 0.04708 | 223 | 138 | 58 | 27 |
388 | He doesn't bark but he does bite. | 1.5022 | 0.04376 | 231 | 137 | 72 | 22 |
389 | We also have him in softback. | 1.5020 | 0.04225 | 249 | 148 | 77 | 24 |
390 | He may be cold-blooded, but he does have a soft spot for French Romantic Poetry. | 1.5000 | 0.05089 | 196 | 123 | 48 | 25 |
391 | He came to us after a distinguished career in polo shirts. | 1.5000 | 0.04276 | 248 | 149 | 74 | 25 |
392 | He's on the best seller list with his new title "How I ate Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago". | 1.5000 | 0.04748 | 236 | 151 | 52 | 33 |
393 | He has a voracious appetite for local authors. | 1.5000 | 0.04672 | 214 | 130 | 61 | 23 |
394 | We were thinking about a cat, but so many people are allergic. We didn't want to drive them away. | 1.5000 | 0.04502 | 234 | 143 | 65 | 26 |
395 | So Penguin has finally been replaced? | 1.5000 | 0.04263 | 238 | 153 | 56 | 29 |
396 | As long as you don't walk like a chicken, you should be safe to browse. | 1.5000 | 0.04111 | 280 | 171 | 78 | 31 |
397 | Try as hard as you want Bob, but he hasn’t lost a staring contest in 400 million years. | 1.5000 | 0.04177 | 274 | 168 | 75 | 31 |
398 | Shoplifting has declined dramatically | 1.4981 | 0.04356 | 267 | 168 | 65 | 34 |
399 | No Moleskin, but we have another option. | 1.4979 | 0.04205 | 241 | 142 | 78 | 21 |
400 | You're right, we did also used to have a cat. | 1.4978 | 0.04627 | 231 | 144 | 59 | 28 |
401 | He will either see you later, or after while. | 1.4978 | 0.04604 | 227 | 140 | 61 | 26 |
402 | Slowly back out of the store. Repeat after me. See. You. Later. Alligator. | 1.4959 | 0.04563 | 246 | 156 | 58 | 32 |
403 | Sewer’s backed up again | 1.4958 | 0.04419 | 240 | 147 | 67 | 26 |
404 | I got a cat to catch a mouse, a dog to chase the cat … you get the picture. | 1.4953 | 0.04672 | 214 | 131 | 60 | 23 |
405 | He's here to remind customers that we're tired of hearing, "I can get it cheaper on Amazon." | 1.4952 | 0.04926 | 210 | 133 | 50 | 27 |
406 | Don't worry, fully vaccinated." | 1.4951 | 0.04902 | 206 | 129 | 52 | 25 |
407 | When it's necessary, he gives me a hand. | 1.4949 | 0.04879 | 196 | 120 | 55 | 21 |
408 | Believe it or not, he's our most voracious reader. | 1.4947 | 0.04027 | 285 | 174 | 81 | 30 |
409 | Our Security costs are way down. | 1.4942 | 0.04310 | 257 | 159 | 69 | 29 |
410 | That's the Politics section. He wrote the book on draining the swamp. | 1.4938 | 0.04475 | 243 | 154 | 59 | 30 |
411 | New addition to the leather bound section. | 1.4937 | 0.04432 | 239 | 147 | 66 | 26 |
412 | We've seen zero shoplifting. | 1.4937 | 0.04694 | 237 | 152 | 53 | 32 |
413 | I read a link that said Alligators sense vaccination status so I bought one. So far only one person didn’t mask up. | 1.4937 | 0.04500 | 237 | 147 | 63 | 27 |
414 | I think he's wondering what your belt is made of. | 1.4935 | 0.04627 | 231 | 145 | 58 | 28 |
415 | You may want to change your shoes. | 1.4930 | 0.04609 | 215 | 131 | 62 | 22 |
416 | Sorry about that. Shall we try again with your left? | 1.4930 | 0.04839 | 215 | 136 | 52 | 27 |
417 | All of the books the alligator is lying on are half-price. | 1.4928 | 0.04980 | 207 | 132 | 48 | 27 |
418 | He prefers biting social satire. | 1.4923 | 0.04898 | 195 | 120 | 54 | 21 |
419 | He’s here every week. He’s a voracious reader. | 1.4920 | 0.04251 | 250 | 152 | 73 | 25 |
420 | I told them that I wanted a “Gatorade, not a “gator aide”. | 1.4919 | 0.05205 | 185 | 117 | 45 | 23 |
421 | Sorry. We don't have any books on alligators, but we do have alligators on books." | 1.4915 | 0.04553 | 236 | 148 | 60 | 28 |
422 | Well, yeah, I lost a couple of customers, but shoplifting is way down. | 1.4915 | 0.04378 | 234 | 142 | 69 | 23 |
423 | I still prefer the way a hardcover feels in my remaining hand | 1.4912 | 0.04754 | 228 | 146 | 52 | 30 |
424 | It's Stephen King's answer to The Very Hungry Caterpillar, sir. It's a pop-up. | 1.4907 | 0.04777 | 216 | 136 | 54 | 26 |
425 | He's from the good Amazon. | 1.4900 | 0.04449 | 249 | 157 | 62 | 30 |
426 | A little mixup. I ordered something from Amazon not from THE Amazon. | 1.4895 | 0.04732 | 237 | 154 | 50 | 33 |
427 | Careful, he is not a big fan of your alligator shoes. | 1.4895 | 0.04296 | 237 | 143 | 72 | 22 |
428 | He's part of the group opposed to leather bound volumes". | 1.4895 | 0.04617 | 237 | 151 | 56 | 30 |
429 | They were all out of cats at the shelter. | 1.4889 | 0.04526 | 225 | 146 | 51 | 28 |
430 | We'd like people to think of us as the other Amazon. | 1.4887 | 0.04783 | 221 | 141 | 52 | 28 |
431 | We used to have a bookstore cat,but she disappeared. | 1.4886 | 0.04360 | 264 | 168 | 63 | 33 |
432 | His wit is biting, and his prose, toothsome. | 1.4886 | 0.04501 | 219 | 133 | 65 | 21 |
433 | - we’ll need to see your vax card please. | 1.4884 | 0.04748 | 215 | 135 | 55 | 25 |
434 | Sorry, today’s author talk is canceled. | 1.4878 | 0.04871 | 205 | 129 | 52 | 24 |
435 | He's no problem. It's the book business which'll eat you alive. | 1.4876 | 0.04790 | 201 | 124 | 56 | 21 |
436 | Need I ask where’s Kestrel, the store cat? | 1.4873 | 0.04513 | 236 | 148 | 61 | 27 |
437 | Excellent, Sir! Most don't know the difference between a crocodile and an alligator, including cartoonists. | 1.4870 | 0.04682 | 230 | 147 | 54 | 29 |
438 | Haven’t read any books on zoology, so I don’t know if I should say, “see you later…” or “in a while…”? | 1.4870 | 0.04842 | 230 | 151 | 46 | 33 |
439 | He’s the protagonist in a new mystery series. Greg the Investi-Gator. | 1.4865 | 0.05091 | 185 | 116 | 48 | 21 |
440 | What can I say? Carl Hiassen has a reading here tonight, and this guy’s been in line since yesterday. | 1.4865 | 0.03625 | 222 | 146 | 55 | 21 |
441 | He says your belt is his mother. | 1.4862 | 0.04788 | 218 | 139 | 52 | 27 |
442 | It's my aggression support animal. | 1.4862 | 0.04536 | 253 | 164 | 55 | 34 |
443 | I keep him around so customers stop describing themselves as "voracious." | 1.4861 | 0.04227 | 216 | 143 | 48 | 25 |
444 | I highly suggest you buy something | 1.4860 | 0.04907 | 179 | 108 | 55 | 16 |
445 | The Barnes & Noble rep is coming at 3 to propose a buyout. | 1.4858 | 0.04703 | 212 | 132 | 57 | 23 |
446 | He’s a reminder of the Amazon’s threat to small book stores. | 1.4858 | 0.04119 | 282 | 177 | 73 | 32 |
447 | Don’t worry, he’s just my service animal. | 1.4857 | 0.04202 | 280 | 178 | 68 | 34 |
448 | I was sure the ad read 'voracious reader'. | 1.4854 | 0.04625 | 239 | 154 | 54 | 31 |
449 | We haven't had any shoplifting since he started here | 1.4842 | 0.04540 | 221 | 139 | 58 | 24 |
450 | He is from the Temp agency. The elephant in the room is on vacation. | 1.4839 | 0.04715 | 217 | 137 | 55 | 25 |
451 | He has an appetite for readers. | 1.4839 | 0.04498 | 248 | 159 | 58 | 31 |
452 | You can buy from me, or I've got an Amazon representative who can help you. | 1.4837 | 0.04562 | 246 | 159 | 55 | 32 |
453 | I tried leaving him at home but he started chewing on the furniture. | 1.4837 | 0.04655 | 215 | 134 | 58 | 23 |
454 | He devours the classics. | 1.4836 | 0.04734 | 213 | 134 | 55 | 24 |
455 | Yeah, we had the usual cat too, but she just disappeared one day. | 1.4831 | 0.04592 | 236 | 151 | 56 | 29 |
456 | It doesn't realize that your book about draining the swamp is a political metaphor. | 1.4829 | 0.04739 | 234 | 153 | 49 | 32 |
457 | Of course,if you enjoy biting prose… | 1.4824 | 0.04876 | 199 | 125 | 52 | 22 |
458 | You should be fine. He just ate. | 1.4822 | 0.05017 | 197 | 126 | 47 | 24 |
459 | I’m still getting used to living in Florida | 1.4820 | 0.04547 | 222 | 138 | 61 | 23 |
460 | New releases cost an arm and a leg. | 1.4817 | 0.05081 | 191 | 122 | 46 | 23 |
461 | He identifies as a service dog. | 1.4817 | 0.04698 | 218 | 138 | 55 | 25 |
462 | You may want to stand back. Wouldn't want you to lose your other arm." | 1.4817 | 0.04515 | 218 | 139 | 55 | 24 |
463 | But shoplifting is down 87%! | 1.4811 | 0.04797 | 212 | 135 | 52 | 25 |
464 | The rarer editions can cost an arm and a leg. | 1.4809 | 0.04282 | 262 | 166 | 66 | 30 |
465 | I foolishly asked what's more endangered than neighborhood book stores and somebody dropped him off I suppose to make a point. | 1.4804 | 0.05216 | 179 | 114 | 44 | 21 |
466 | Well, I can see you ordered “Out of Africa” but there appears to have been some sort of mixup. | 1.4804 | 0.04906 | 179 | 109 | 54 | 16 |
467 | I’m afraid the book signing has been delayed. | 1.4803 | 0.03991 | 229 | 147 | 60 | 22 |
468 | Oh, you have feedback? Feel free to use our suggestion box here. | 1.4793 | 0.04892 | 217 | 142 | 46 | 29 |
469 | Oh that's our new return section. | 1.4790 | 0.04562 | 238 | 153 | 56 | 29 |
470 | I was thinking something I could sink my teeth into, not the opposite. | 1.4789 | 0.04686 | 213 | 134 | 56 | 23 |
471 | Well yes, it is a leather-bound edition. | 1.4778 | 0.04855 | 203 | 129 | 51 | 23 |
472 | A rare binding indeed. For a limited time, he contains a first edition of Peter Pan. | 1.4774 | 0.04823 | 199 | 125 | 53 | 21 |
473 | Returns are to my immediate right. | 1.4772 | 0.05016 | 197 | 127 | 46 | 24 |
474 | Well, no one is shoplifting anymore. | 1.4770 | 0.04662 | 239 | 157 | 50 | 32 |
475 | Books in here cost an arm and a leg. | 1.4762 | 0.04330 | 231 | 142 | 68 | 21 |
476 | We tried a snake but it scared the customers. | 1.4762 | 0.04637 | 210 | 131 | 58 | 21 |
477 | Allie is responsible for customer complaints. | 1.4760 | 0.03537 | 208 | 130 | 65 | 13 |
478 | Don't worry about it. She's just browsing. | 1.4751 | 0.04376 | 221 | 135 | 67 | 19 |
479 | We find it deters shoplifting considerably more effectively than the cat did. | 1.4750 | 0.05158 | 200 | 133 | 39 | 28 |
480 | You ordered the best seller ‘Aggressive Litigation Tactics’. Would you like it autographed? | 1.4749 | 0.04545 | 219 | 137 | 60 | 22 |
481 | A lot of people are allergic to cats. | 1.4744 | 0.04836 | 215 | 140 | 48 | 27 |
482 | He devours books. | 1.4742 | 0.04858 | 194 | 122 | 52 | 20 |
483 | I guess I don't need to tell you, but don't pet the alligator. | 1.4732 | 0.04868 | 205 | 132 | 49 | 24 |
484 | Look, pal, she may have been your pet alligator but now she's my wife and the lady wants you to leave. | 1.4731 | 0.05622 | 167 | 111 | 33 | 23 |
485 | Swipe or Insert? | 1.4730 | 0.04589 | 222 | 141 | 57 | 24 |
486 | He just devours the best sellers. | 1.4727 | 0.05339 | 165 | 105 | 42 | 18 |
487 | We don't all get to be Jane Goodall. | 1.4725 | 0.04321 | 218 | 132 | 69 | 17 |
488 | We have a somewhat involved return policy. | 1.4724 | 0.05244 | 163 | 102 | 45 | 16 |
489 | Sure you can pet him, but please pay for your purchases first. | 1.4720 | 0.04668 | 214 | 136 | 55 | 23 |
490 | Don't worry. He's fully vaccinated. | 1.4717 | 0.04748 | 212 | 136 | 52 | 24 |
491 | We finally found a business model Amazon won't replicate. | 1.4714 | 0.04781 | 210 | 135 | 51 | 24 |
492 | The book signing is over. He ate the author | 1.4711 | 0.04544 | 225 | 143 | 58 | 24 |
493 | It really cuts down shoplifting. | 1.4709 | 0.04801 | 206 | 132 | 51 | 23 |
494 | See ya later, alligator.” “After a while, bibliophile. | 1.4693 | 0.05332 | 179 | 118 | 38 | 23 |
495 | Yes, we do have something on the Florida wetlands. | 1.4692 | 0.04857 | 211 | 138 | 47 | 26 |
496 | This isn’t Barnes & Noble. If you’ve browsed it, you’ve bought it. | 1.4689 | 0.05070 | 177 | 112 | 47 | 18 |
497 | Sir, do you have your vaccination card on you? | 1.4683 | 0.05106 | 205 | 138 | 38 | 29 |
498 | He's remarkably good at keeping youngsters out of our adult book section. | 1.4680 | 0.04647 | 203 | 127 | 57 | 19 |
499 | I forgot to mention--he loves to sink his teeth into a good book. | 1.4646 | 0.05044 | 198 | 131 | 42 | 25 |
500 | Returns to the left | 1.4646 | 0.04730 | 198 | 125 | 54 | 19 |
501 | He's just browsing. | 1.4639 | 0.04453 | 194 | 117 | 64 | 13 |
502 | It's just like Florida, except with books. | 1.4639 | 0.04799 | 194 | 128 | 44 | 22 |
503 | Are you here for the reading, or the feeding? | 1.4637 | 0.05150 | 179 | 116 | 43 | 20 |
504 | We can’t compete with Amazon but we can reproduce the ambiance. | 1.4637 | 0.05504 | 179 | 122 | 31 | 26 |
505 | “We used to have a cat for mice, but got him for browsing customers who order from Amazon.” | 1.4633 | 0.04783 | 218 | 144 | 47 | 27 |
506 | Bookstore cats are cliché. | 1.4629 | 0.04980 | 175 | 110 | 49 | 16 |
507 | Like many new Florida residents, Henry initially found the culture shock to be a bit disorienting… | 1.4628 | 0.04967 | 188 | 121 | 47 | 20 |
508 | I know, but what am I to do? He‘s the the boss‘s son. | 1.4627 | 0.04835 | 201 | 130 | 49 | 22 |
509 | Ever since he was young, he has devoured books. | 1.4626 | 0.04723 | 227 | 151 | 47 | 29 |
510 | Organic paper shredder. Also works on mice, insects and shoplifters. | 1.4625 | 0.05385 | 160 | 103 | 40 | 17 |
511 | Shoplifting’s way down, although we haven’t seen our cat in weeks. | 1.4623 | 0.04649 | 212 | 136 | 54 | 22 |
512 | As long as you buy something, you’re ok. | 1.4622 | 0.05942 | 119 | 74 | 35 | 10 |
513 | First, the good news. The book you ordered is here. | 1.4620 | 0.05046 | 184 | 119 | 45 | 20 |
514 | After he got ahold of Peter Pan, he just devours books. | 1.4619 | 0.04959 | 197 | 129 | 45 | 23 |
515 | 'Everyone says that, but they never come back.' | 1.4615 | 0.04907 | 208 | 138 | 44 | 26 |
516 | I handle the Sales. He handles the Returns. | 1.4612 | 0.04677 | 219 | 143 | 51 | 25 |
517 | If I were you I’d leave while you still have your other arm… | 1.4612 | 0.04748 | 206 | 133 | 51 | 22 |
518 | . Yes, the cat is gone… | 1.4612 | 0.05313 | 206 | 145 | 27 | 34 |
519 | The nature section is on my right. I don’t recommend it. | 1.4611 | 0.04703 | 193 | 121 | 55 | 17 |
520 | Sure, we have that title. But you're not going to like where it's shelved. | 1.4611 | 0.04880 | 180 | 113 | 51 | 16 |
521 | That’s just our Amazon returns pile | 1.4605 | 0.05592 | 152 | 99 | 36 | 17 |
522 | Shoplifting is way down. Then again,so is business. | 1.4603 | 0.05059 | 189 | 124 | 43 | 22 |
523 | Florida has bookstores? | 1.4600 | 0.05803 | 150 | 100 | 31 | 19 |
524 | Haven't had a shoplifter in months. | 1.4598 | 0.05065 | 174 | 111 | 46 | 17 |
525 | I think you mean, 'What is that CROCODILE doing here?' | 1.4592 | 0.04977 | 196 | 129 | 44 | 23 |
526 | Do you like Lacoste? Answer carefully. | 1.4590 | 0.05065 | 183 | 119 | 44 | 20 |
527 | No worries. He just devours good literature. | 1.4590 | 0.04759 | 183 | 114 | 54 | 15 |
528 | You’re not carrying a chicken, are you? | 1.4588 | 0.04853 | 194 | 125 | 49 | 20 |
529 | I'm not sure if I will see you later, or in a while. | 1.4583 | 0.05330 | 168 | 110 | 39 | 19 |
530 | The review says it packs quite a bite and has a twist ending | 1.4581 | 0.05024 | 179 | 115 | 46 | 18 |
531 | It won't cost you an arm or a leg | 1.4573 | 0.04868 | 199 | 130 | 47 | 22 |
532 | Of course alligator binding costs an arm and a leg. | 1.4570 | 0.05286 | 186 | 126 | 35 | 25 |
533 | Yes, we used to have a cat. | 1.4568 | 0.05614 | 162 | 109 | 32 | 21 |
534 | He can’t get enough Updike. | 1.4568 | 0.05038 | 162 | 101 | 48 | 13 |
535 | Service croc, do not pet. | 1.4566 | 0.05405 | 173 | 116 | 35 | 22 |
536 | Shoplifting losses are down 67% since we got him. | 1.4565 | 0.04509 | 230 | 150 | 55 | 25 |
537 | Meet the new head of store security. | 1.4561 | 0.05260 | 171 | 112 | 40 | 19 |
538 | He takes care of all returns. | 1.4561 | 0.04302 | 239 | 153 | 63 | 23 |
539 | He really is quite docile... Except when dealing with Shoplifters and the 'just Browsing' | 1.4559 | 0.04978 | 204 | 137 | 41 | 26 |
540 | He ate the cat, so we kept him. | 1.4558 | 0.04693 | 215 | 141 | 50 | 24 |
541 | Oh, so you can have an elephant a room, and a bull in China shop; but an alligator in a bookstore is too far?! Obviously you’re not as open minded as I thought you were, Gary. | 1.4551 | 0.05632 | 156 | 104 | 33 | 19 |
542 | Yes, on Saturdays, we can get pretty swamped. | 1.4551 | 0.05216 | 167 | 108 | 42 | 17 |
543 | He absolutely devoured "Remembrance of Things Past" | 1.4550 | 0.05001 | 189 | 124 | 44 | 21 |
544 | Don't worry he only gets snappish with book reviewers. | 1.4545 | 0.04832 | 198 | 129 | 48 | 21 |
545 | A bit of a hindrance to browsing, I'm afraid, but thefts are way down. | 1.4545 | 0.04725 | 198 | 127 | 52 | 19 |
546 | He says he's a caiman, and I wouldn't argue with him. He's resting on the encyclopedias. | 1.4541 | 0.04480 | 229 | 149 | 56 | 24 |
547 | Relax. He only devours fiction. | 1.4541 | 0.05080 | 185 | 122 | 42 | 21 |
548 | Welcome to Amazon | 1.4540 | 0.05308 | 163 | 106 | 40 | 17 |
549 | On the order someone misspelled algorithm | 1.4536 | 0.04850 | 194 | 126 | 48 | 20 |
550 | Thanks for asking. We do have book covers with alligator leather. It's going to cost you an arm and a leg though. | 1.4536 | 0.05066 | 194 | 130 | 40 | 24 |
551 | Have you heard about the zoo's new work release program? | 1.4536 | 0.05237 | 183 | 123 | 37 | 23 |
552 | Sir, If this Caiman escaped Amazon so can you. Sign up here for our loyalty card. | 1.4535 | 0.05364 | 172 | 115 | 36 | 21 |
553 | He’s my Emotional Support Animal … Go Gators! | 1.4531 | 0.04658 | 192 | 121 | 55 | 16 |
554 | He's digesting this week's #1 bestseller. | 1.4530 | 0.04793 | 181 | 114 | 52 | 15 |
555 | Shop lifting has stopped and customers won't bring their little pet dogs. After yesterday. | 1.4530 | 0.05281 | 181 | 122 | 36 | 23 |
556 | I assure you, he's fully vaccinated | 1.4530 | 0.04920 | 181 | 116 | 48 | 17 |
557 | We also had a shop cat but we haven’t seen her in a long time. | 1.4529 | 0.05346 | 170 | 113 | 37 | 20 |
558 | You know how others have emotional support dogs? Well, I have him | 1.4526 | 0.04572 | 190 | 118 | 58 | 14 |
559 | You're not allowed to ask me if it's a therapy animal. | 1.4520 | 0.04999 | 177 | 114 | 46 | 17 |
560 | Your dog? No, I haven’t seen your dog. | 1.4516 | 0.04824 | 186 | 119 | 50 | 17 |
561 | No, he's not from Amazon. | 1.4516 | 0.05001 | 186 | 122 | 44 | 20 |
562 | He's in charge of the mask mandate! | 1.4515 | 0.04326 | 206 | 137 | 49 | 20 |
563 | It's a biting social satire. | 1.4513 | 0.04831 | 195 | 127 | 48 | 20 |
564 | Are you the gentleman who ordered something with more bite? | 1.4512 | 0.05423 | 164 | 109 | 36 | 19 |
565 | We're both endangered. How are you? | 1.4511 | 0.05099 | 184 | 122 | 41 | 21 |
566 | My assistant will handle any returns. | 1.4509 | 0.04462 | 224 | 145 | 57 | 22 |
567 | Look no further for signed first editions of Eat Prey Love. | 1.4506 | 0.05542 | 162 | 109 | 33 | 20 |
568 | He's a picky eater, but a voracious reader. | 1.4503 | 0.05322 | 171 | 114 | 37 | 20 |
569 | Customers had cat allergies, so I made a change. | 1.4497 | 0.04959 | 169 | 107 | 48 | 14 |
570 | Something with a snappy title | 1.4494 | 0.04613 | 178 | 112 | 53 | 13 |
571 | We're both relics of a bygone era | 1.4494 | 0.05278 | 158 | 102 | 41 | 15 |
572 | "He feels proprietary about our National Geographics section." | 1.4489 | 0.05017 | 176 | 114 | 45 | 17 |
573 | After he ate the cat he just sort of hung around. Scares the crap out of the mice. | 1.4487 | 0.05326 | 156 | 101 | 40 | 15 |
574 | Because a bookstore cat is so passe . . . | 1.4486 | 0.04841 | 185 | 119 | 49 | 17 |
575 | Everyone is pushing e-readers, but I prefer leather-bound books. | 1.4485 | 0.04736 | 194 | 125 | 51 | 18 |
576 | He's only a problem when he sees an e-reader. | 1.4478 | 0.04930 | 201 | 135 | 42 | 24 |
577 | The crocodile's in but the alligator's on backorder. | 1.4478 | 0.04828 | 201 | 133 | 46 | 22 |
578 | Social distance please. | 1.4477 | 0.05034 | 172 | 111 | 45 | 16 |
579 | He ate my cat and decided to stay. | 1.4477 | 0.05167 | 172 | 113 | 41 | 18 |
580 | It's one of those allegories from the banks of the Nile. | 1.4474 | 0.04749 | 190 | 122 | 51 | 17 |
581 | This is my Gator Aid | 1.4472 | 0.04977 | 161 | 106 | 40 | 15 |
582 | Yes, he is genuine leather-bound. | 1.4471 | 0.05408 | 170 | 115 | 34 | 21 |
583 | My business partner really misinterpreted "you should come to work with Crocs on Friday." | 1.4467 | 0.05639 | 150 | 100 | 33 | 17 |
584 | Welcome to Kestrel's Bookstore. We have fiction, non-fiction, and gators for some fucking reason. | 1.4465 | 0.05438 | 159 | 108 | 32 | 19 |
585 | The Story of Lacoste Brand | 1.4464 | 0.05256 | 168 | 111 | 39 | 18 |
586 | Of course he wrote under a pseudonym for decades. | 1.4462 | 0.04661 | 195 | 125 | 53 | 17 |
587 | He finds the leather bound volumes deeply satisfying | 1.4458 | 0.04946 | 166 | 105 | 48 | 13 |
588 | Carl is my emotional support animal. | 1.4458 | 0.05092 | 166 | 107 | 44 | 15 |
589 | Don't pay any attention. He'll come to you when he feels comfortable. | 1.4453 | 0.05572 | 137 | 88 | 37 | 12 |
590 | Let me explain our return policy... | 1.4451 | 0.05208 | 164 | 107 | 41 | 16 |
591 | No, you don't HAVE to buy anything . . . | 1.4451 | 0.04896 | 182 | 118 | 47 | 17 |
592 | He heard we were swamped. | 1.4444 | 0.04737 | 171 | 114 | 41 | 16 |
593 | Alligator or crocodile? You have to read it to find out | 1.4438 | 0.04909 | 178 | 115 | 47 | 16 |
594 | Feel free to pop your feedback in our new suggestion box | 1.4438 | 0.05223 | 178 | 120 | 37 | 21 |
595 | We were swamped last week and decided to keep him. | 1.4437 | 0.05688 | 151 | 102 | 31 | 18 |
596 | Interesting observation,yes we did have a cat last time you were here,sir | 1.4420 | 0.05728 | 138 | 91 | 33 | 14 |
597 | Customers exiting are not sure whether to say, "See You Later" or "See You in a while". | 1.4415 | 0.04956 | 188 | 125 | 43 | 20 |
598 | He’s not feeling well, I couldn’t just leave him at home now could I? | 1.4412 | 0.05404 | 170 | 116 | 33 | 21 |
599 | Outside of an alligator, a book is man's best friend. Inside of an alligator, you're in real trouble. | 1.4412 | 0.06154 | 136 | 94 | 24 | 18 |
600 | Don’t mind him, he’s just waiting for us to get another cat. | 1.4407 | 0.04927 | 177 | 115 | 46 | 16 |
601 | Oh him? - we call him Jeff Bezos | 1.4405 | 0.05387 | 168 | 114 | 34 | 20 |
602 | Put on your mask if you know what's good for you.. | 1.4403 | 0.05471 | 159 | 107 | 34 | 18 |
603 | He's ingested all the classics. | 1.4396 | 0.04830 | 182 | 118 | 48 | 16 |
604 | If the leather bound edition isn’t your thing, I can order the paperback. | 1.4394 | 0.04981 | 198 | 135 | 39 | 24 |
605 | He says he’ll leave later, in a while. | 1.4393 | 0.05269 | 173 | 117 | 36 | 20 |
606 | You wouldn't think it to look at him, but he's a voracious reader. | 1.4392 | 0.04581 | 189 | 120 | 55 | 14 |
607 | We were swamped earlier. | 1.4390 | 0.05058 | 164 | 106 | 44 | 14 |
608 | She's actually friendlier than the cat was. | 1.4378 | 0.04773 | 185 | 120 | 49 | 16 |
609 | I know I said my crocodile doesn’t bite but this isn’t my crocodile. | 1.4375 | 0.05075 | 176 | 117 | 41 | 18 |
610 | Our book recommendations are no longer suggestions | 1.4375 | 0.04878 | 192 | 128 | 44 | 20 |
611 | It's cut theft by 80%. | 1.4375 | 0.04945 | 176 | 115 | 45 | 16 |
612 | He specializes in political writing from Florida! | 1.4371 | 0.05135 | 167 | 110 | 41 | 16 |
613 | He's our guest author this week to talk about his new book. '"Eating Healthy In The Wild" | 1.4368 | 0.04915 | 190 | 127 | 43 | 20 |
614 | He wandered in one day and nobody wants to move him. | 1.4368 | 0.04971 | 190 | 128 | 41 | 21 |
615 | Our best leather bound book costs only an arm and a leg. | 1.4367 | 0.04830 | 158 | 106 | 38 | 14 |
616 | The leather bound ones will cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.4365 | 0.05033 | 181 | 121 | 41 | 19 |
617 | I see you have a gator on books, do you have any books on gators? | 1.4363 | 0.04614 | 204 | 134 | 51 | 19 |
618 | Yes, of course. You'll just need to take the bathroom key with you. | 1.4361 | 0.05783 | 133 | 88 | 32 | 13 |
619 | Security cameras were too expensive. | 1.4360 | 0.05290 | 172 | 117 | 35 | 20 |
620 | I dislike small dogs in the store. He likes them a lot. | 1.4357 | 0.05664 | 140 | 93 | 33 | 14 |
621 | Would you believe if it I told you he’s a voracious reader? | 1.4357 | 0.05385 | 140 | 90 | 39 | 11 |
622 | It's Stephen King's new novel. | 1.4356 | 0.05507 | 163 | 112 | 31 | 20 |
623 | You’re lucky he likes your selection. He bit someone last week for trying to buy The Fountainhead. | 1.4353 | 0.05336 | 170 | 116 | 34 | 20 |
624 | Welcome Mr. BEZOS, We've been expecting you. | 1.4351 | 0.05674 | 154 | 106 | 29 | 19 |
625 | His mate was made into book covers, and he's having a hard time letting her go. | 1.4348 | 0.05031 | 184 | 124 | 40 | 20 |
626 | Where is the second hand section? | 1.4348 | 0.05993 | 138 | 95 | 26 | 17 |
627 | Well .... he did get rid of the Elephant in the room! | 1.4348 | 0.05905 | 138 | 94 | 28 | 16 |
628 | He feels close to books. Some of his ancestors became bindings. | 1.4346 | 0.04603 | 214 | 143 | 49 | 22 |
629 | As an employee, he's pretty useless, but theft is way down. | 1.4342 | 0.05170 | 152 | 98 | 42 | 12 |
630 | It’s the new Peter Pan interactive version. | 1.4340 | 0.04930 | 159 | 101 | 47 | 11 |
631 | You know how they say that inside every one of us there’s a novelist struggling to get out? | 1.4340 | 0.05466 | 159 | 108 | 33 | 18 |
632 | Yes, it's a little off-putting. But shop lifting is down 100%! | 1.4337 | 0.05225 | 166 | 111 | 38 | 17 |
633 | Our in-house book critic. | 1.4337 | 0.05225 | 166 | 111 | 38 | 17 |
634 | Drain the Swamp: A memoir | 1.4336 | 0.05749 | 143 | 97 | 30 | 16 |
635 | We accept Visa, Mastercard, and any raw meats. | 1.4330 | 0.04893 | 194 | 131 | 42 | 21 |
636 | He came with the shirt" | 1.4329 | 0.05127 | 164 | 108 | 41 | 15 |
637 | 'The animal control officer was in a snit about it at first, but, he doesn't come around anymore, if you know what I mean.' | 1.4323 | 0.05569 | 155 | 106 | 31 | 18 |
638 | Our old shredder broke down last night so... | 1.4318 | 0.04941 | 176 | 116 | 44 | 16 |
639 | We're competing with Amazon. Get it? | 1.4318 | 0.05134 | 176 | 119 | 38 | 19 |
640 | It worked for Izod. | 1.4314 | 0.05623 | 153 | 105 | 30 | 18 |
641 | We feed him on superfluous syntax, hyperbole and other excessive verbiage. As you can see, he is quite content.. | 1.4312 | 0.05581 | 160 | 111 | 29 | 20 |
642 | We have had zero book thefts since acquiring Mr Jaws. | 1.4311 | 0.04841 | 167 | 107 | 48 | 12 |
643 | We rescued him from the handbag shop next door. | 1.4308 | 0.04593 | 195 | 127 | 52 | 16 |
644 | You’re welcome to have a look around, just don’t make any sudden movements. | 1.4306 | 0.05632 | 144 | 97 | 32 | 15 |
645 | Choose wisely, my friend. | 1.4305 | 0.05017 | 151 | 96 | 45 | 10 |
646 | That’s correct sir. No one has walked out of here without purchasing at least one book | 1.4304 | 0.05187 | 158 | 104 | 40 | 14 |
647 | Sir, you can't shop here if you're going to wear Crocs. | 1.4303 | 0.05315 | 165 | 112 | 35 | 18 |
648 | We used to have a real problem with gazelles. | 1.4295 | 0.05655 | 149 | 102 | 30 | 17 |
649 | Is this the "A" section, or is that a crocodile? I always get them mixed up. | 1.4294 | 0.04924 | 170 | 111 | 45 | 14 |
650 | The books next to the crocodile are on sale. | 1.4286 | 0.05411 | 161 | 110 | 33 | 18 |
651 | Is this your first time in Florida? | 1.4286 | 0.06113 | 126 | 86 | 26 | 14 |
652 | The alarm clock is extra. | 1.4286 | 0.05036 | 168 | 111 | 42 | 15 |
653 | Reading is always an adventure. | 1.4286 | 0.04964 | 168 | 110 | 44 | 14 |
654 | People have been abusing the ‘Take a Penny / Leave a Penny’ tray. | 1.4276 | 0.05491 | 152 | 103 | 33 | 16 |
655 | Downtown Books has a cat and Uptown Books has a chinchilla, so we wanted something that could eat them both. | 1.4272 | 0.04893 | 213 | 150 | 35 | 28 |
656 | He comes free with the book “how to train your crocodile”. It’s a part of their marketing strategy | 1.4269 | 0.04971 | 171 | 113 | 43 | 15 |
657 | It says here on your resume you are a crocodile whisperer | 1.4264 | 0.06005 | 129 | 88 | 27 | 14 |
658 | No, he’s the PERFECT support animal for a misanthropist. | 1.4263 | 0.04734 | 190 | 126 | 47 | 17 |
659 | To be fair, he turns everything into pulp fiction. | 1.4262 | 0.04863 | 183 | 122 | 44 | 17 |
660 | I don’t know. I guess they drained the swamp. | 1.4261 | 0.04630 | 176 | 115 | 48 | 13 |
661 | Now that you mention it, I’m not sure where the store cat went | 1.4261 | 0.05001 | 176 | 118 | 41 | 17 |
662 | He just showed up after the cat disappeared. | 1.4260 | 0.05012 | 169 | 112 | 42 | 15 |
663 | No, you misheard. Our guest author is a real caiman, not Neil Gaiman. | 1.4255 | 0.05625 | 141 | 95 | 32 | 14 |
664 | That's our return policy. | 1.4245 | 0.05591 | 139 | 93 | 33 | 13 |
665 | He was the only one who applied. | 1.4238 | 0.05352 | 151 | 101 | 36 | 14 |
666 | He really devoured the classics. | 1.4237 | 0.04979 | 177 | 119 | 41 | 17 |
667 | Disruptive customers are no longer a problem. | 1.4237 | 0.05230 | 177 | 123 | 33 | 21 |
668 | Feeling endangered here? Welcome to the book biz. | 1.4236 | 0.05795 | 144 | 100 | 27 | 17 |
669 | You can buy books online but it isn’t the same experience. | 1.4235 | 0.05455 | 170 | 120 | 28 | 22 |
670 | Don’t worry…We’re both fully vaccinated. | 1.4226 | 0.05306 | 168 | 116 | 33 | 19 |
671 | He insisted on being displayed alphabetically. | 1.4225 | 0.05504 | 142 | 95 | 34 | 13 |
672 | We do have a few items you can't get on Amazon. | 1.4222 | 0.05103 | 180 | 124 | 36 | 20 |
673 | Because every other bookstore has a cat, that's why. | 1.4221 | 0.05588 | 154 | 107 | 29 | 18 |
674 | He was left here by Amazon | 1.4221 | 0.05355 | 154 | 104 | 35 | 15 |
675 | His name is Chaucer. He's not bad, he's misunderstood. | 1.4220 | 0.05382 | 173 | 122 | 29 | 22 |
676 | I’ve had no problem with shoplifters! | 1.4219 | 0.05722 | 128 | 85 | 32 | 11 |
677 | We had a wildebeest infestation | 1.4219 | 0.05933 | 128 | 87 | 28 | 13 |
678 | I said we have to find a way to compete with Amazon, not THE Amazon! | 1.4216 | 0.04881 | 185 | 125 | 42 | 18 |
679 | I got him in Florida. He's trained to eat patrons with masks on. | 1.4207 | 0.05401 | 164 | 114 | 31 | 19 |
680 | She handles returns. | 1.4207 | 0.05116 | 164 | 110 | 39 | 15 |
681 | Don't worry, she usually just keeps to the political memoirs. | 1.4204 | 0.04960 | 157 | 102 | 44 | 11 |
682 | She's trained to react to the words "Amazon has it cheaper." | 1.4203 | 0.05892 | 138 | 96 | 26 | 16 |
683 | We're surviving by the skin of his teeth | 1.4202 | 0.05533 | 119 | 81 | 28 | 10 |
684 | He was looking for readers to digest. | 1.4200 | 0.05538 | 150 | 103 | 31 | 16 |
685 | Fuck Florida. | 1.4198 | 0.05519 | 162 | 114 | 28 | 20 |
686 | Everything you see here is leather-bound | 1.4192 | 0.04977 | 167 | 111 | 42 | 14 |
687 | Well, this is the University of Florida book shop | 1.4189 | 0.05340 | 148 | 99 | 36 | 13 |
688 | He thinks he is a bookworm. | 1.4189 | 0.05673 | 148 | 103 | 28 | 17 |
689 | And you thought paper cuts were bad? | 1.4187 | 0.05206 | 160 | 108 | 37 | 15 |
690 | When sales fell we actually called for a litigator, yet this has been working. | 1.4186 | 0.05998 | 129 | 89 | 26 | 14 |
691 | Don’t judge him by his hardcover. | 1.4184 | 0.05435 | 141 | 94 | 35 | 12 |
692 | He deters customers from reading without purchasing… | 1.4181 | 0.04776 | 177 | 117 | 46 | 14 |
693 | Governor DeSantis appointed him to curate the public health collection. | 1.4179 | 0.05831 | 134 | 92 | 28 | 14 |
694 | Careful, now. She'll wait for you to mistake her for a log, then savage your manuscript and tell you it lacks character development. | 1.4179 | 0.05058 | 134 | 92 | 31 | 11 |
695 | He ate the cat and then he just sort of stayed. | 1.4177 | 0.05328 | 158 | 108 | 34 | 16 |
696 | Adopted him during lockdown. Now I have to bring him everywhere. | 1.4177 | 0.04936 | 158 | 103 | 44 | 11 |
697 | He ate all the copies of Moby Dick | 1.4176 | 0.04812 | 182 | 122 | 44 | 16 |
698 | The pandemic made him realize he wanted a lifestyle change. | 1.4173 | 0.05676 | 139 | 95 | 30 | 14 |
699 | He’s actually nicer than the old cat that used to sit up here | 1.4172 | 0.05352 | 163 | 113 | 32 | 18 |
700 | i had to hire extra help, lately we’ve been swamped. | 1.4172 | 0.05281 | 163 | 112 | 34 | 17 |
701 | Do you have any smaller bookmarks? | 1.4167 | 0.06088 | 132 | 93 | 23 | 16 |
702 | It's the cat's day off. | 1.4167 | 0.05488 | 132 | 87 | 35 | 10 |
703 | It was supposed to be an alle-GORY, not an alli-GATOR | 1.4162 | 0.04988 | 173 | 117 | 40 | 16 |
704 | He’s vegan and vaccinated | 1.4157 | 0.05201 | 178 | 125 | 32 | 21 |
705 | People kept stealing the cat. | 1.4156 | 0.05187 | 154 | 103 | 38 | 13 |
706 | It’s stuffed… why does it matter if I’m being figurative or literal? | 1.4153 | 0.06292 | 118 | 82 | 23 | 13 |
707 | Haven’t had a theft or break-in since I brought him into the business” | 1.4150 | 0.05447 | 147 | 100 | 33 | 14 |
708 | It was delivered ten minutes ago, a gift to independent book dealers from Bezos. | 1.4138 | 0.05500 | 145 | 99 | 32 | 14 |
709 | 1st edition bound in genuine alligator leather | 1.4138 | 0.05881 | 116 | 77 | 30 | 9 |
710 | He's running for congress in Florida. | 1.4136 | 0.05373 | 162 | 113 | 31 | 18 |
711 | What can I say? He wrote an incredible memoir. | 1.4132 | 0.04971 | 167 | 112 | 41 | 14 |
712 | How much for the leatherbound copy? | 1.4130 | 0.05608 | 138 | 94 | 31 | 13 |
713 | All service animals stay up front with me. | 1.4130 | 0.05217 | 138 | 90 | 39 | 9 |
714 | In case anyone askes for an e-b-o-o-k. | 1.4126 | 0.05643 | 143 | 99 | 29 | 15 |
715 | Don’t judge it by its cover. | 1.4126 | 0.05555 | 143 | 98 | 31 | 14 |
716 | I don’t like cats. | 1.4126 | 0.05729 | 143 | 100 | 27 | 16 |
717 | He reminds everyone that ebooks lack the excitement of the real thing. | 1.4124 | 0.04703 | 177 | 117 | 47 | 13 |
718 | For returns you’ll need to deal with Albert here.” | 1.4122 | 0.05618 | 131 | 88 | 32 | 11 |
719 | He's been devouring our Prehistory section. | 1.4122 | 0.05404 | 131 | 86 | 36 | 9 |
720 | Amazon wouldn’t carry it | 1.4122 | 0.05502 | 148 | 102 | 31 | 15 |
721 | He has great taste in new authors. | 1.4122 | 0.05157 | 148 | 98 | 39 | 11 |
722 | Nope. We got it from THE Amazon. | 1.4118 | 0.05831 | 153 | 111 | 21 | 21 |
723 | try finding that on Amazon | 1.4118 | 0.05775 | 119 | 79 | 31 | 9 |
724 | Go ahead and pet her. She loves the attention. | 1.4118 | 0.05666 | 136 | 93 | 30 | 13 |
725 | Gracie here is my 'emotional service gator.' She's also my store's security system. | 1.4114 | 0.05168 | 158 | 107 | 37 | 14 |
726 | No, we actually discourage browsing. | 1.4110 | 0.05054 | 163 | 110 | 39 | 14 |
727 | He's a sub. Mittens has the day off. | 1.4110 | 0.05556 | 146 | 101 | 30 | 15 |
728 | It was almost a disaster when we kept him in the Braille section | 1.4104 | 0.05181 | 173 | 121 | 33 | 19 |
729 | Sign here before you shop - some of these books cost an arm or a leg | 1.4101 | 0.05668 | 139 | 96 | 29 | 14 |
730 | Penguins books decided to rebrand | 1.4098 | 0.05552 | 122 | 80 | 34 | 8 |
731 | Go ahead. Tell me how it's cheaper on Amazon. | 1.4097 | 0.05781 | 144 | 102 | 25 | 17 |
732 | Shouldn’t there be a book on crocodiles instead of a crocodile on books? | 1.4097 | 0.05611 | 144 | 100 | 29 | 15 |
733 | Hang out as long as you like, just be careful not to read too long without buying - our loitering policy has some teeth. | 1.4094 | 0.06057 | 127 | 89 | 24 | 14 |
734 | We had a few first editions go missing. | 1.4088 | 0.05820 | 137 | 96 | 26 | 15 |
735 | Goes without saying we both encourage you to submit a strongly supportive yelp review… | 1.4087 | 0.05509 | 115 | 74 | 35 | 6 |
736 | Sorry, bathroom's out of order. They're working on the sewer system around here today. | 1.4085 | 0.05397 | 142 | 96 | 34 | 12 |
737 | Oh... You're right. You did order an alligator. | 1.4085 | 0.05303 | 142 | 95 | 36 | 11 |
738 | You think a bull in a China shop is bad? | 1.4083 | 0.04852 | 169 | 113 | 43 | 13 |
739 | Hot off the best-selling list is “After While Crocodile,” the thrilling sequel to “See You Later Alligator.” | 1.4082 | 0.05177 | 147 | 98 | 38 | 11 |
740 | Don't judge the books by what's covering them. | 1.4080 | 0.04823 | 174 | 117 | 43 | 14 |
741 | Why yes, someone did turn in an alligator to the Lost and Found. Can you identify him for me? | 1.4080 | 0.05803 | 125 | 85 | 29 | 11 |
742 | Sure, we had a thief... Once. | 1.4077 | 0.05747 | 130 | 89 | 29 | 12 |
743 | He’s a rescue from the shoe store. | 1.4076 | 0.04735 | 157 | 109 | 35 | 13 |
744 | I'm not a cat person, so... | 1.4071 | 0.05635 | 140 | 97 | 29 | 14 |
745 | We feed him remainders. | 1.4071 | 0.06112 | 113 | 77 | 26 | 10 |
746 | Don't worry about him, he's intermittent fasting. | 1.4069 | 0.05315 | 145 | 98 | 35 | 12 |
747 | Don’t worry, the only thing he’ll sink his teeth into is a good book. | 1.4069 | 0.05315 | 145 | 98 | 35 | 12 |
748 | Believe it or not, he's also a voracious reader. | 1.4068 | 0.04831 | 177 | 120 | 42 | 15 |
749 | His name is Fluffy. He’s in charge of returns. | 1.4068 | 0.05547 | 118 | 77 | 34 | 7 |
750 | Looking for a slow build and a quick ending? | 1.4065 | 0.05754 | 123 | 83 | 30 | 10 |
751 | He's quite the voracious reader. | 1.4062 | 0.05039 | 160 | 108 | 39 | 13 |
752 | Nice belt. | 1.4061 | 0.05151 | 165 | 114 | 35 | 16 |
753 | If you want to pet him, you must first put your mask on. | 1.4058 | 0.05599 | 138 | 95 | 30 | 13 |
754 | Cat’s on vacation. He’s a temp. | 1.4054 | 0.05778 | 111 | 73 | 31 | 7 |
755 | He says he has a problem with your shoes. | 1.4052 | 0.05869 | 116 | 78 | 29 | 9 |
756 | Will that be cash or raw chicken parts? | 1.4050 | 0.05818 | 121 | 82 | 29 | 10 |
757 | That's not my alligator. | 1.4049 | 0.05479 | 163 | 117 | 26 | 20 |
758 | Your requested copy of “Alligators for Dummies “ has arrived. | 1.4046 | 0.04976 | 173 | 124 | 30 | 19 |
759 | I'm just trying to find a way to compete with Amazon. | 1.4046 | 0.05712 | 131 | 90 | 29 | 12 |
760 | Not to worry,he is my therapy gator. | 1.4043 | 0.05602 | 141 | 98 | 29 | 14 |
761 | My wife is getting the bookstore and everything in it after the divorce | 1.4043 | 0.05602 | 141 | 98 | 29 | 14 |
762 | It's a bibliophile crocodile. | 1.4041 | 0.05011 | 146 | 96 | 41 | 9 |
763 | You see it here, you buy it here and no one gets hurt. | 1.4038 | 0.05286 | 156 | 108 | 33 | 15 |
764 | It's a GUCCI book bag. | 1.4035 | 0.06195 | 114 | 79 | 24 | 11 |
765 | I thought crocs were out of fashion ... | 1.4032 | 0.05716 | 124 | 84 | 30 | 10 |
766 | Here for the “Lyle, Lyle Crocodile” book signing? | 1.4031 | 0.04575 | 191 | 129 | 47 | 15 |
767 | He says he works for Amazon. | 1.4031 | 0.05980 | 129 | 91 | 24 | 14 |
768 | If you touch it you buy it, but I wouldn't touch it if I were you. | 1.4031 | 0.05980 | 129 | 91 | 24 | 14 |
769 | Only if you ask for Barbara Cartland. | 1.4027 | 0.05464 | 149 | 104 | 30 | 15 |
770 | We’re an original amazon book seller. | 1.4027 | 0.05628 | 149 | 106 | 26 | 17 |
771 | The Amazon threat to the book business only gets worse. | 1.4027 | 0.05708 | 149 | 107 | 24 | 18 |
772 | Actually, I think I’ll just buy the e-book version | 1.4025 | 0.05135 | 159 | 109 | 36 | 14 |
773 | He’s looking for a novelist he can sink my teeth into… | 1.4023 | 0.04677 | 174 | 116 | 46 | 12 |
774 | It's a biting satire that's almost too gripping. | 1.4017 | 0.05954 | 117 | 80 | 27 | 10 |
775 | My parents tried to get me to flush him down the toilet; but I refused. | 1.4016 | 0.05563 | 127 | 88 | 28 | 11 |
776 | You fire him then. | 1.4016 | 0.05619 | 127 | 86 | 31 | 10 |
777 | His separation anxiety is too strong to leave him at home yet . | 1.4016 | 0.05506 | 127 | 85 | 33 | 9 |
778 | Don’t buy the top one, it’s his favorite | 1.4015 | 0.05777 | 132 | 92 | 27 | 13 |
779 | We used to have a cat, but too many people were allergic. | 1.4015 | 0.05877 | 132 | 93 | 25 | 14 |
780 | It discourages the slow readers | 1.4015 | 0.05575 | 137 | 97 | 26 | 14 |
781 | Oh, don't worry about Angela. She's fed up with literary people | 1.4014 | 0.05683 | 147 | 105 | 25 | 17 |
782 | Yes, that is an authentic alligator cover | 1.4013 | 0.05411 | 157 | 111 | 29 | 17 |
783 | He thinks this is Amazon. | 1.4012 | 0.05215 | 162 | 113 | 33 | 16 |
784 | He’s quite expensive to keep but shoplifting has fallen dramatically. | 1.4011 | 0.04690 | 177 | 119 | 45 | 13 |
785 | Shoplifting is down 90% this month. | 1.4000 | 0.05632 | 130 | 89 | 30 | 11 |
786 | Yeah, the shoplifting was getting so bad, I really had to get serious about security! | 1.4000 | 0.04733 | 140 | 99 | 30 | 11 |
787 | See you later, al ––" "I'm a crocodile, asshole." | 1.4000 | 0.05840 | 130 | 91 | 26 | 13 |
788 | As a matter of fact, shoplifting has gone way down. Why did you ask? | 1.4000 | 0.05534 | 140 | 97 | 30 | 13 |
789 | Don’t worry. She’s waiting for the Amazon guy. | 1.4000 | 0.05484 | 145 | 101 | 30 | 14 |
790 | It’s a tough job, I’m working round the croc. | 1.4000 | 0.05840 | 130 | 91 | 26 | 13 |
791 | He's a lot more effective than the security gates were. | 1.3988 | 0.04674 | 168 | 114 | 42 | 12 |
792 | Cash, or you can run your card through the reader there. | 1.3988 | 0.05332 | 163 | 116 | 29 | 18 |
793 | He hates books on reptile dysfunction. | 1.3987 | 0.05355 | 153 | 107 | 31 | 15 |
794 | Don’t be ridiculous! Of course, it’s not a live alligator. It’s a crocodile. | 1.3986 | 0.05626 | 143 | 101 | 27 | 15 |
795 | It’s part of our Choose Your Own Adventure series. | 1.3986 | 0.05265 | 143 | 97 | 35 | 11 |
796 | We accept Visa, Amex, Apple Pay and pound o’ flesh.” | 1.3986 | 0.05265 | 143 | 97 | 35 | 11 |
797 | He’s the interactive part of our Ayn Rand display. | 1.3986 | 0.05495 | 138 | 95 | 31 | 12 |
798 | I don't remember the difference either. Unfortunately he's blocking the zoology section, so I can't look it up. | 1.3984 | 0.05258 | 123 | 80 | 37 | 6 |
799 | We had a cat but all it ate were the mice. | 1.3983 | 0.06154 | 118 | 83 | 23 | 12 |
800 | Critics say that it will take a hold of you, and that you won’t be able to put it down | 1.3981 | 0.05725 | 108 | 71 | 31 | 6 |
801 | I’ll be helping you today. He’s swamped | 1.3978 | 0.04614 | 181 | 122 | 46 | 13 |
802 | Our special guest today is the book critic of the New York Times. | 1.3974 | 0.05119 | 156 | 107 | 36 | 13 |
803 | God do I ever fucking hate Florida | 1.3974 | 0.05486 | 151 | 107 | 28 | 16 |
804 | Of course you can browse. Just sign this release form and you are good to go. | 1.3973 | 0.05539 | 146 | 103 | 28 | 15 |
805 | Depends what you mean by "friendly". | 1.3972 | 0.05409 | 141 | 97 | 32 | 12 |
806 | A cat in a bookstore is so trite. | 1.3972 | 0.05593 | 141 | 99 | 28 | 14 |
807 | It comes with the "Art of the Deal". | 1.3971 | 0.05930 | 136 | 98 | 22 | 16 |
808 | Yeah, I wouldn't recommend trying to return anything" | 1.3969 | 0.05492 | 131 | 89 | 32 | 10 |
809 | It enforces the store's "No Pets" policy. | 1.3966 | 0.04946 | 174 | 121 | 37 | 16 |
810 | This is Allie, she’s helping out until we get our antitheft system up and running. | 1.3964 | 0.05256 | 169 | 121 | 29 | 19 |
811 | He replaced the elephant in the room. | 1.3964 | 0.06175 | 111 | 77 | 24 | 10 |
812 | No, I’ll see YOU later | 1.3962 | 0.06242 | 106 | 73 | 24 | 9 |
813 | I would suggest that you don't bring attention to your boots... | 1.3961 | 0.05081 | 154 | 105 | 37 | 12 |
814 | He's a Consultant. He survived the Jurassic period, figured he might help us survive Amazon and the Digital Age! | 1.3958 | 0.05594 | 144 | 102 | 27 | 15 |
815 | He only eats bookworms. | 1.3955 | 0.04950 | 177 | 124 | 36 | 17 |
816 | As you can see, we're swamped at the moment. | 1.3951 | 0.04904 | 162 | 110 | 40 | 12 |
817 | People’s choice of ‘see ya later’ or ‘in awhile’ has proven to be costly. | 1.3947 | 0.05126 | 152 | 104 | 36 | 12 |
818 | It has been very effective in enforcing our mask mandate. | 1.3946 | 0.04731 | 185 | 128 | 41 | 16 |
819 | Beach reading in Florida? This might grab you. | 1.3944 | 0.05378 | 142 | 98 | 32 | 12 |
820 | he’s my emotional support reptile | 1.3944 | 0.05561 | 142 | 100 | 28 | 14 |
821 | When I got him, he fit into my aquarium. | 1.3942 | 0.05864 | 104 | 69 | 29 | 6 |
822 | His name’s Fluffy | 1.3942 | 0.05614 | 137 | 96 | 28 | 13 |
823 | No no, I said 'books on crockery' | 1.3942 | 0.05419 | 137 | 94 | 32 | 11 |
824 | He likes bookstores because they are like him. Obsolete, but still here. | 1.3939 | 0.05563 | 132 | 91 | 30 | 11 |
825 | We haven't had a shoplifter since he arrived. | 1.3934 | 0.05768 | 122 | 84 | 28 | 10 |
826 | Harry, I said, “be more like Amazon, not THE Amazon.” | 1.3933 | 0.05343 | 150 | 105 | 31 | 14 |
827 | If you’re looking for the cat, he’s gone to the record store. | 1.3933 | 0.04927 | 178 | 125 | 36 | 17 |
828 | If you crave biting satire, this one will grab you! | 1.3931 | 0.05647 | 145 | 104 | 25 | 16 |
829 | Easy, Bruno - this one pays for the books he reads. | 1.3929 | 0.05431 | 140 | 97 | 31 | 12 |
830 | Nope, just a voracious appetite for the classics. | 1.3929 | 0.04779 | 168 | 114 | 42 | 12 |
831 | Don't lean on the desk. | 1.3926 | 0.05473 | 135 | 93 | 31 | 11 |
832 | Uh-oh, I think he just spotted your belt. | 1.3924 | 0.04905 | 158 | 107 | 40 | 11 |
833 | You’ve got your choice: see you later or in a while. | 1.3923 | 0.05621 | 130 | 90 | 29 | 11 |
834 | So many writers asking for opinions of their work. This just seemed easier. | 1.3922 | 0.05937 | 102 | 68 | 28 | 6 |
835 | That is our no refund policy. | 1.3920 | 0.05781 | 125 | 87 | 27 | 11 |
836 | He is better than a bull in a china shop | 1.3920 | 0.05668 | 125 | 86 | 29 | 10 |
837 | He loves to sink his teeth into the best sellers | 1.3917 | 0.05952 | 120 | 84 | 25 | 11 |
838 | No, actually he's not friendly. | 1.3917 | 0.05712 | 120 | 82 | 29 | 9 |
839 | He’s both my emotional support animal and my personal security guard. | 1.3913 | 0.05858 | 138 | 100 | 22 | 16 |
840 | As required by court order, I must read you our store security protocol. | 1.3913 | 0.05387 | 138 | 95 | 32 | 11 |
841 | I’m afraid the cat is no longer with us. | 1.3913 | 0.04759 | 161 | 108 | 43 | 10 |
842 | Let’s hope ‘Herpatology Month’ goes better than ‘Virology Month’ did. | 1.3913 | 0.04840 | 161 | 109 | 41 | 11 |
843 | And just to let you know, anyone who would like a five-finger discount will instantly get half off. | 1.3907 | 0.05230 | 151 | 105 | 33 | 13 |
844 | I was told Crocs are back in fashion | 1.3906 | 0.05789 | 128 | 90 | 26 | 12 |
845 | ... just in case Jeff Bezos ever shows up. | 1.3906 | 0.05572 | 128 | 88 | 30 | 10 |
846 | He's not, strictly speaking, an author, but we know he's got a few good books in him. | 1.3904 | 0.05615 | 146 | 105 | 25 | 16 |
847 | The leather binding is extra. | 1.3902 | 0.05845 | 123 | 86 | 26 | 11 |
848 | We have a website if you prefer shopping online. | 1.3898 | 0.05901 | 118 | 82 | 26 | 10 |
849 | He helps us recycle the remainders. | 1.3897 | 0.05340 | 136 | 93 | 33 | 10 |
850 | He’s coming out in a leather-bound edition any day now. | 1.3896 | 0.05155 | 154 | 107 | 34 | 13 |
851 | My wife found this stuffed thing at a thrift store. Supposed to help keep shoplifters away. | 1.3896 | 0.04902 | 154 | 104 | 40 | 10 |
852 | Don't worry--he's vaccinated. | 1.3895 | 0.04910 | 172 | 120 | 37 | 15 |
853 | Please insert your credit card. | 1.3894 | 0.05820 | 113 | 77 | 28 | 8 |
854 | They live in endangered habitats. | 1.3894 | 0.06214 | 113 | 80 | 22 | 11 |
855 | Well, this IS the nature section. | 1.3893 | 0.05013 | 149 | 101 | 38 | 10 |
856 | Not if he sees you first! | 1.3889 | 0.05631 | 126 | 87 | 29 | 10 |
857 | Please speak to my associate about our new mask policy for the unvaccinated. | 1.3889 | 0.05497 | 144 | 102 | 28 | 14 |
858 | He checks all handbags, wallets and shoes. | 1.3889 | 0.05852 | 126 | 89 | 25 | 12 |
859 | Cuts down on the browsers. | 1.3886 | 0.04423 | 175 | 116 | 50 | 9 |
860 | A word to the wise. Don't spend too much time leafing through the magazines. | 1.3884 | 0.04821 | 121 | 79 | 38 | 4 |
861 | You’re not the only one who likes to devour books. | 1.3883 | 0.05728 | 103 | 68 | 30 | 5 |
862 | His silent judgment of your book choices is much worse than his bite. | 1.3882 | 0.05156 | 170 | 122 | 30 | 18 |
863 | No, this is crocodile. Alligators are in the back. | 1.3879 | 0.05970 | 116 | 81 | 25 | 10 |
864 | With all due respect, it’s not my fault if people aren’t buying your book. | 1.3878 | 0.05414 | 147 | 104 | 29 | 14 |
865 | No, he's not stuffed...yet. | 1.3876 | 0.05751 | 129 | 91 | 26 | 12 |
866 | It's cut down on the shooplifting. | 1.3875 | 0.05169 | 160 | 113 | 32 | 15 |
867 | If you're interested we have something a little more exotic than the usual leather binding this month. | 1.3871 | 0.05046 | 155 | 107 | 36 | 12 |
868 | Of course you can still browse for hours, put the books back in the wrong places and leave without spending a dime. You can run 30 miles an hour for at least ten seconds, right? | 1.3868 | 0.06080 | 106 | 73 | 25 | 8 |
869 | No, it's her agent. | 1.3867 | 0.05417 | 150 | 107 | 28 | 15 |
870 | We wanted to put some teeth into our return policy. | 1.3866 | 0.05483 | 119 | 80 | 32 | 7 |
871 | She", not "he". And she's an alligator, not a crocodile. Please don't make assumptions. | 1.3861 | 0.05965 | 101 | 68 | 27 | 6 |
872 | This is Mildred. She’s in charge of returns. | 1.3860 | 0.06293 | 114 | 82 | 20 | 12 |
873 | He’s a bibliodile. | 1.3860 | 0.05912 | 114 | 79 | 26 | 9 |
874 | His latest book, "Don't Drain the Swamp", is Number 3 on the NYT non-fiction list. | 1.3858 | 0.05706 | 127 | 89 | 27 | 11 |
875 | Very few people are attacked by alligators, and most survive. | 1.3852 | 0.05360 | 135 | 93 | 32 | 10 |
876 | Yes, this is the leather bound edition. | 1.3851 | 0.05121 | 148 | 102 | 35 | 11 |
877 | I’m sorry. Stephanie no longer works here. | 1.3846 | 0.05337 | 143 | 100 | 31 | 12 |
878 | These thrillers grab readers right from the get-go. | 1.3846 | 0.05337 | 143 | 100 | 31 | 12 |
879 | Don’t worry, he’s from the Amazon, not Amazon. | 1.3846 | 0.06307 | 104 | 73 | 22 | 9 |
880 | Our new hire is a connoisseur of biting social commentary. | 1.3846 | 0.05182 | 156 | 110 | 32 | 14 |
881 | Sorry, you just missed it––and it was 'EAT the author.' | 1.3846 | 0.05101 | 156 | 109 | 34 | 13 |
882 | It's quiet, now. But earlier, we were swamped. | 1.3846 | 0.05337 | 143 | 100 | 31 | 12 |
883 | Best anti-theft system we've ever had! While a few customers have lost a limb, not a single book has been taken. | 1.3841 | 0.04967 | 138 | 92 | 39 | 7 |
884 | We're trying to compete with Amazon. | 1.3839 | 0.06115 | 112 | 79 | 23 | 10 |
885 | He knows if you are going to order from Amazon. | 1.3836 | 0.05347 | 146 | 103 | 30 | 13 |
886 | Fred, listen to this: "global warming is forcing alligators from their natural habitat and into our suburban communities"...shocking. | 1.3835 | 0.05517 | 133 | 93 | 29 | 11 |
887 | Yeah, it’s genuine alligator. | 1.3833 | 0.06056 | 120 | 86 | 22 | 12 |
888 | Sorry, she ate all the penguins." | 1.3830 | 0.05294 | 141 | 98 | 32 | 11 |
889 | Don't worry, he only eats bookworms. | 1.3828 | 0.05882 | 128 | 92 | 23 | 13 |
890 | I know it’s a bit unusual…but what will really surprise you is that he’s from Florida and he actually reads! | 1.3826 | 0.06124 | 115 | 82 | 22 | 11 |
891 | Five finger discounts have gone way down since I hired him. | 1.3824 | 0.05225 | 136 | 93 | 34 | 9 |
892 | You're safe unless he smells a Kindle. | 1.3824 | 0.06080 | 102 | 70 | 25 | 7 |
893 | Wow at least we don't have that bookstore cat problem anymore. | 1.3818 | 0.05627 | 110 | 74 | 30 | 6 |
894 | I’ll be with you in a moment. He’ll see you later. | 1.3817 | 0.05574 | 131 | 92 | 28 | 11 |
895 | What a Croc! | 1.3814 | 0.06626 | 97 | 69 | 19 | 9 |
896 | I see you have a crocodile on books, but I’m looking for a book on crocodiles. | 1.3814 | 0.05886 | 118 | 83 | 25 | 10 |
897 | It was either become a book cover, or cover the books. | 1.3813 | 0.05345 | 139 | 97 | 31 | 11 |
898 | They were out of therapy dogs | 1.3813 | 0.05441 | 139 | 98 | 29 | 12 |
899 | Its part of the display for Ted Cruz's new autobiography: 'Crocodile Tears' | 1.3810 | 0.06544 | 105 | 76 | 18 | 11 |
900 | No more pilfering problem | 1.3810 | 0.05802 | 105 | 71 | 28 | 6 |
901 | Right now it only comes in hardback. | 1.3810 | 0.06110 | 105 | 73 | 24 | 8 |
902 | He can smell Amazon shoppers. | 1.3806 | 0.05685 | 134 | 96 | 25 | 13 |
903 | No, he's not an alligator, he's a crocodile. You can see his teeth when his mouth is closed. And, alligator's don't read. | 1.3805 | 0.05804 | 113 | 78 | 27 | 8 |
904 | It’s a crocodoodle. | 1.3805 | 0.05804 | 113 | 78 | 27 | 8 |
905 | This is an example of one of our 3D illustrations…no worries” | 1.3803 | 0.05167 | 142 | 98 | 34 | 10 |
906 | He's positively voracious--only as a reader, don't worry. | 1.3803 | 0.05450 | 142 | 101 | 28 | 13 |
907 | Why is the gator here? Try stealing a book! | 1.3802 | 0.06014 | 121 | 87 | 22 | 12 |
908 | You’ve heard of the proverbial bull in the china shop.” “Well… | 1.3802 | 0.05660 | 121 | 84 | 28 | 9 |
909 | Nice to know they are finally relaxing the rules on emotional support animals. | 1.3800 | 0.05993 | 100 | 68 | 26 | 6 |
910 | When they said this place charges an arm and a leg… | 1.3796 | 0.05687 | 137 | 99 | 24 | 14 |
911 | He's a lazy bastard, but he sure knows his Faulkner. | 1.3793 | 0.05698 | 116 | 80 | 28 | 8 |
912 | It came with my Amazon Prime subscription | 1.3793 | 0.05698 | 116 | 80 | 28 | 8 |
913 | Yes, we used to have a cat here. | 1.3789 | 0.06554 | 95 | 67 | 20 | 8 |
914 | Shoplifting and holdups are way down | 1.3788 | 0.05539 | 132 | 93 | 28 | 11 |
915 | I was told to reach a new demographic, I needed a gimmick. He's part of my Bite Into A Book initiative. | 1.3788 | 0.05744 | 132 | 95 | 24 | 13 |
916 | Great at snappy comebacks. | 1.3786 | 0.06340 | 103 | 73 | 21 | 9 |
917 | No one supports mom-and-croc businesses anymore. | 1.3786 | 0.04805 | 140 | 103 | 25 | 12 |
918 | Florida man runs a bookstore. | 1.3784 | 0.05873 | 111 | 77 | 26 | 8 |
919 | Back in New York I used to panic when we'd get a wasp in the window. | 1.3784 | 0.05731 | 111 | 76 | 28 | 7 |
920 | I said I’d watch him while his parents browse. | 1.3784 | 0.06145 | 111 | 79 | 22 | 10 |
921 | You know how hard it is to get a dog these days? | 1.3784 | 0.05873 | 111 | 77 | 26 | 8 |
922 | Ahha - there you are | 1.3784 | 0.06145 | 111 | 79 | 22 | 10 |
923 | He's here for the book signing. | 1.3782 | 0.05201 | 119 | 84 | 27 | 8 |
924 | Don't take his word for it. He claims every book makes him cry. | 1.3782 | 0.05336 | 119 | 80 | 33 | 6 |
925 | I told you "hands off" | 1.3780 | 0.05693 | 127 | 90 | 26 | 11 |
926 | He loves unvaccinated meat. | 1.3780 | 0.05469 | 127 | 88 | 30 | 9 |
927 | He loves Chekhov. | 1.3780 | 0.04991 | 127 | 84 | 38 | 5 |
928 | It's an alligator. We don't allow crocs in the store. | 1.3778 | 0.05450 | 135 | 95 | 29 | 11 |
929 | We’re hoping it’ll get folks from Florida interested in books | 1.3776 | 0.06408 | 98 | 69 | 21 | 8 |
930 | We require proof of vaccination | 1.3769 | 0.05702 | 130 | 93 | 25 | 12 |
931 | Think bodega cat, but Florida. | 1.3769 | 0.05806 | 130 | 94 | 23 | 13 |
932 | He’s here promoting his latest book, When They Drained the Swamp - A Memoir | 1.3767 | 0.05424 | 146 | 105 | 27 | 14 |
933 | Look, any shop could have books on alligators… | 1.3762 | 0.05946 | 101 | 69 | 26 | 6 |
934 | He's here to judge your taste. In books. | 1.3761 | 0.06357 | 109 | 79 | 19 | 11 |
935 | Shoplifting used to be a problem. | 1.3760 | 0.05408 | 125 | 86 | 31 | 8 |
936 | Enforcement | 1.3750 | 0.05985 | 104 | 72 | 25 | 7 |
937 | Those are books on reptile dysfunction. | 1.3750 | 0.05559 | 120 | 83 | 29 | 8 |
938 | Hey, it's better than the crock Tucker Carlson's been publishing | 1.3750 | 0.06290 | 104 | 74 | 21 | 9 |
939 | He's just waiting for the next Amazon delivery. | 1.3750 | 0.05869 | 128 | 93 | 22 | 13 |
940 | We have installed a new security system! | 1.3750 | 0.06664 | 96 | 69 | 18 | 9 |
941 | We suggest social distancing. | 1.3750 | 0.05109 | 144 | 100 | 34 | 10 |
942 | If you're hunting for a book, better let me help. | 1.3750 | 0.04999 | 136 | 92 | 37 | 7 |
943 | He enforces the no return policy on self-help books | 1.3750 | 0.06139 | 104 | 73 | 23 | 8 |
944 | I didn't just want to be another bookstore with a cat. | 1.3750 | 0.06497 | 96 | 68 | 20 | 8 |
945 | He’s the only one that applied for the job | 1.3750 | 0.06436 | 104 | 75 | 19 | 10 |
946 | Very good, ‘in a while’. No sir, we’ve never heard that one before. | 1.3750 | 0.05865 | 120 | 88 | 20 | 12 |
947 | Don’t mind him, he’s illiterate | 1.3742 | 0.05190 | 155 | 111 | 30 | 14 |
948 | Expensive? Yes, but it's leather-bound. | 1.3741 | 0.05393 | 147 | 106 | 27 | 14 |
949 | His book is worse than his bite. | 1.3741 | 0.05525 | 139 | 100 | 26 | 13 |
950 | He keeps the 'five fingered discounts' to a minimum. | 1.3741 | 0.04873 | 139 | 96 | 35 | 8 |
951 | Too many customers were allergic to cats. I may have overreacted. | 1.3740 | 0.05702 | 123 | 87 | 26 | 10 |
952 | Ever since he’s been here people have been buying and running instead of browsing and sitting. | 1.3739 | 0.06109 | 115 | 83 | 21 | 11 |
953 | He’s been very useful preventing people from reading books here without buying them. | 1.3732 | 0.05346 | 142 | 101 | 29 | 12 |
954 | I chose to model my business after Amazon | 1.3730 | 0.05716 | 126 | 90 | 25 | 11 |
955 | He crawled out of the sewer and ate the cat, and no one is allergic to him so he's staying | 1.3729 | 0.05871 | 118 | 84 | 24 | 10 |
956 | Yeah, he's a fast worker, but he can only reach the bottom shelf. | 1.3729 | 0.05355 | 118 | 80 | 32 | 6 |
957 | May I help you find something or would you like to take a chance browsing? | 1.3723 | 0.06047 | 94 | 64 | 25 | 5 |
958 | No, we haven't had any robberies lately; why do you ask? | 1.3721 | 0.04678 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
959 | If you're going to reach for a book, do it very slowly. | 1.3721 | 0.05286 | 129 | 89 | 32 | 8 |
960 | So this is the only alligator you have on books? | 1.3717 | 0.06054 | 113 | 81 | 22 | 10 |
961 | Welcome to our Eat the Author event | 1.3714 | 0.06091 | 105 | 74 | 23 | 8 |
962 | I call him 'Amazon'. | 1.3712 | 0.05526 | 132 | 94 | 27 | 11 |
963 | I liked it, but he was looking for something he could really sink his teeth into. | 1.3712 | 0.05630 | 132 | 95 | 25 | 12 |
964 | Yes, this is the leatherbound section. | 1.3707 | 0.05812 | 116 | 82 | 25 | 9 |
965 | That's Al, he's a voracious reader." | 1.3707 | 0.05681 | 116 | 81 | 27 | 8 |
966 | He's a voracious eater...I mean reader | 1.3706 | 0.05126 | 143 | 100 | 33 | 10 |
967 | It's take your pet to work day. | 1.3706 | 0.05029 | 143 | 99 | 35 | 9 |
968 | Take a penny, lose a hand. | 1.3704 | 0.06113 | 108 | 77 | 22 | 9 |
969 | He only bites if he sees you comparing our prices to Amazon's. | 1.3704 | 0.06655 | 108 | 81 | 14 | 13 |
970 | My ex got the house and I got her favorite cat. | 1.3701 | 0.05454 | 127 | 89 | 29 | 9 |
971 | If you prefer the alligator binding, it's DIY. | 1.3701 | 0.05454 | 127 | 89 | 29 | 9 |
972 | Bookstore cats are so passe'. We decided to go edgy. | 1.3701 | 0.05895 | 127 | 93 | 21 | 13 |
973 | ‘Book signings begin after lunch.’ | 1.3701 | 0.05788 | 127 | 92 | 23 | 12 |
974 | Well, we did have a cat at one point | 1.3701 | 0.05788 | 127 | 92 | 23 | 12 |
975 | He's harmless. Just don't do the "see you later" joke on the way out. | 1.3700 | 0.06460 | 100 | 72 | 19 | 9 |
976 | I know. We had to scale back our staff. | 1.3700 | 0.06139 | 100 | 70 | 23 | 7 |
977 | He just devours literature! | 1.3697 | 0.05581 | 119 | 83 | 28 | 8 |
978 | Go ahead, ask him for a recommendation." | 1.3696 | 0.06320 | 92 | 64 | 22 | 6 |
979 | We have a few new snappy titles” | 1.3696 | 0.05150 | 138 | 96 | 33 | 9 |
980 | You expected a bookWORM? | 1.3692 | 0.05689 | 130 | 94 | 24 | 12 |
981 | No more cat smell! | 1.3692 | 0.05689 | 130 | 94 | 24 | 12 |
982 | We're not sure if it's a he or a she, but it's very possessive of the LGBTQ section. Everywhere else you'll be fine. | 1.3691 | 0.05159 | 149 | 106 | 31 | 12 |
983 | Nice watch. | 1.3689 | 0.05687 | 103 | 70 | 28 | 5 |
984 | That selection will cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.3684 | 0.05280 | 133 | 93 | 31 | 9 |
985 | Despite that Amazon disruptor we’ve managed to stay in business. | 1.3684 | 0.05746 | 114 | 80 | 26 | 8 |
986 | We've had no more hold-ups since we hired the Gator Guard. | 1.3684 | 0.05879 | 114 | 81 | 24 | 9 |
987 | I'm glad I didn't bring my regular wallet. | 1.3684 | 0.06867 | 95 | 70 | 15 | 10 |
988 | You can ask, but he always recommends Steve Irwin's books. | 1.3681 | 0.05097 | 144 | 101 | 33 | 10 |
989 | He suffers from PTSD since reading "Peter Pan". | 1.3680 | 0.05392 | 125 | 87 | 30 | 8 |
990 | His tell-all "Death in the Everglades" is a perfect summer beach read. | 1.3676 | 0.05602 | 136 | 99 | 24 | 13 |
991 | Choose carefully | 1.3676 | 0.05093 | 136 | 94 | 34 | 8 |
992 | Don't worry, he can't read. | 1.3676 | 0.05199 | 136 | 95 | 32 | 9 |
993 | You can enter if you tell me correctly whether it's a crocodile or an alligator. | 1.3675 | 0.06021 | 117 | 85 | 21 | 11 |
994 | He was living in the sewers but then he heard about autobiographies and now I can’t get him to leave | 1.3675 | 0.05771 | 117 | 83 | 25 | 9 |
995 | I told you she wasn’t friendly. At least you still have a left arm. | 1.3673 | 0.06863 | 98 | 73 | 14 | 11 |
996 | Mrs. Kestrel? You'll have to ask him about that. | 1.3670 | 0.06205 | 109 | 79 | 20 | 10 |
997 | I'm being sued by three ex-clerks, but shoplifting’s down ninety percent. | 1.3670 | 0.05925 | 109 | 77 | 24 | 8 |
998 | We just started a new program to attract younger readers. To be honest, I’m not looking forward to 'E is for Elephant' day… | 1.3667 | 0.05909 | 120 | 87 | 22 | 11 |
999 | Sadly, our reptillian collection is a croc. | 1.3667 | 0.05667 | 120 | 85 | 26 | 9 |
1000 | Don't ask me why, he just has this thing about New Fiction. But you're welcome to try. | 1.3667 | 0.05284 | 120 | 82 | 32 | 6 |
1001 | The labor market is so tight, all the candidates we see are candidates from when Trump drained the swamp. | 1.3667 | 0.05909 | 120 | 87 | 22 | 11 |
1002 | He’s here to provide the tears of regret for the Trump reinstatement section. | 1.3664 | 0.05441 | 131 | 93 | 28 | 10 |
1003 | It’s alligator hunting season. He figures this is the last place they’d look. | 1.3664 | 0.05441 | 131 | 93 | 28 | 10 |
1004 | We take 'publish or perish' rather seriously. | 1.3663 | 0.06559 | 101 | 74 | 17 | 10 |
1005 | Try saying 'see ya later'. Trust me, it's funny. | 1.3661 | 0.06213 | 112 | 82 | 19 | 11 |
1006 | Fake news is on the other side of the store, this is all crock. | 1.3661 | 0.05812 | 112 | 79 | 25 | 8 |
1007 | Don’t worry, she’s already eaten! | 1.3659 | 0.05687 | 123 | 88 | 25 | 10 |
1008 | Bibliophile crocodile! 🐊 | 1.3659 | 0.06138 | 123 | 92 | 17 | 14 |
1009 | Nope. You won't be seeing Mrs. Kestrel around anymore. | 1.3657 | 0.05458 | 134 | 96 | 27 | 11 |
1010 | See what grabs you. | 1.3655 | 0.05254 | 145 | 104 | 29 | 12 |
1011 | We are going extinct together. | 1.3652 | 0.06092 | 115 | 84 | 20 | 11 |
1012 | Did you say you wanted a book on alligators or an alligator on a book? | 1.3652 | 0.05837 | 115 | 82 | 24 | 9 |
1013 | I believe it will go away when it figures out we're not a "gnus" stand. | 1.3651 | 0.05238 | 126 | 87 | 32 | 7 |
1014 | I have cat allergies. | 1.3651 | 0.05357 | 126 | 88 | 30 | 8 |
1015 | No else applied for the job? | 1.3649 | 0.04996 | 148 | 104 | 34 | 10 |
1016 | Someone told him that a bookstore was the best place to be underwater. | 1.3646 | 0.06475 | 96 | 69 | 19 | 8 |
1017 | Well to be fair, the fact that we’re both unmasked indoors is the bigger threat. | 1.3645 | 0.06142 | 107 | 77 | 21 | 9 |
1018 | This one he devoured in one sitting. | 1.3645 | 0.05695 | 107 | 74 | 27 | 6 |
1019 | As I was saying, it's hard to keep workers nowadays. They just keep disappearing. | 1.3645 | 0.06284 | 107 | 78 | 19 | 10 |
1020 | He's a metaphor for how we feel about your manuscript. | 1.3644 | 0.05602 | 118 | 83 | 27 | 8 |
1021 | I heard crocs were in this year | 1.3643 | 0.05385 | 129 | 91 | 29 | 9 |
1022 | A Melville bound in alligator will cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.3643 | 0.05190 | 140 | 99 | 31 | 10 |
1023 | He's not signing books until this afternoon. See you later. | 1.3642 | 0.04554 | 151 | 102 | 43 | 6 |
1024 | I'm sorry sir, it only comes in hardback. | 1.3636 | 0.05505 | 121 | 85 | 28 | 8 |
1025 | Tell it to the new complaint department. | 1.3636 | 0.05505 | 121 | 85 | 28 | 8 |
1026 | Shoplifting was a problem. | 1.3636 | 0.05505 | 121 | 85 | 28 | 8 |
1027 | I must say, he's one voracious reader. | 1.3636 | 0.05736 | 110 | 77 | 26 | 7 |
1028 | That's the half to three quarters off table... | 1.3636 | 0.05718 | 132 | 97 | 22 | 13 |
1029 | Please, when you leave, just say goodbye. | 1.3636 | 0.05298 | 132 | 93 | 30 | 9 |
1030 | Can I pet him? | 1.3636 | 0.06157 | 110 | 80 | 20 | 10 |
1031 | Well, we had to find some way to compete with Amazon… | 1.3636 | 0.05629 | 121 | 86 | 26 | 9 |
1032 | Meet our new security system…our theft reduction has literally been cut in half! | 1.3631 | 0.04879 | 157 | 111 | 35 | 11 |
1033 | That’s our endangered book section. | 1.3630 | 0.05223 | 146 | 105 | 29 | 12 |
1034 | For the protection of our workers I must insist you wear a mask | 1.3629 | 0.05764 | 124 | 90 | 23 | 11 |
1035 | In Florida this just seemed more appropriate than a cat. | 1.3628 | 0.05905 | 113 | 81 | 23 | 9 |
1036 | Would you like the author to bite mark it for you? | 1.3628 | 0.05488 | 113 | 78 | 29 | 6 |
1037 | No, we don’t have any books on crocodiles, just crocodiles on books. | 1.3623 | 0.05628 | 138 | 102 | 22 | 14 |
1038 | He’s not very good looking but we’ve eliminated our shoplifting problem. | 1.3622 | 0.05664 | 127 | 92 | 24 | 11 |
1039 | Our customers keep asking for more bite. | 1.3622 | 0.05204 | 127 | 88 | 32 | 7 |
1040 | Neither. It's a caiman. | 1.3622 | 0.05986 | 127 | 95 | 18 | 14 |
1041 | Honestly, Gerald, what’s it gonna take? She’s not your buddy. She ate your goddamn arm | 1.3621 | 0.06171 | 116 | 86 | 18 | 12 |
1042 | With DeSantis in office, Floridians are moving back to New York. | 1.3619 | 0.05918 | 105 | 74 | 24 | 7 |
1043 | ‘You’re looking for anti-vax books ? We keep them here at the register , just under my colleague’ | 1.3619 | 0.05761 | 105 | 73 | 26 | 6 |
1044 | So tell me again how much cheaper it is if you order it from Amazon. | 1.3615 | 0.05675 | 130 | 95 | 23 | 12 |
1045 | I keep saying "see ya later" but it won't take the hint. | 1.3613 | 0.05935 | 119 | 87 | 21 | 11 |
1046 | It was climate change that brought him here. But it’s his penchant for magical realism that keeps him coming back. | 1.3611 | 0.05950 | 108 | 77 | 23 | 8 |
1047 | Relax. I've already fed him lunch. | 1.3607 | 0.05590 | 122 | 87 | 26 | 9 |
1048 | He’s therapeutic. Keeps me from snapping. | 1.3607 | 0.05590 | 122 | 87 | 26 | 9 |
1049 | Sorry if my colleague seems a bit snappy. | 1.3605 | 0.07193 | 86 | 64 | 13 | 9 |
1050 | I hear that he’s a voracious reader . . . | 1.3604 | 0.05548 | 111 | 77 | 28 | 6 |
1051 | Did you want the alligator binding on that? | 1.3604 | 0.05836 | 111 | 79 | 24 | 8 |
1052 | He said he’s not leaving until he finds one book that puts alligators in a better light ! | 1.3600 | 0.05611 | 125 | 90 | 25 | 10 |
1053 | If he bites you, the self-help section is in aisle four. | 1.3600 | 0.05725 | 125 | 91 | 23 | 11 |
1054 | Florida was great except for the stray my daughter picked up. | 1.3600 | 0.05777 | 100 | 69 | 26 | 5 |
1055 | I can get one from Amazon for less... | 1.3600 | 0.06117 | 100 | 71 | 22 | 7 |
1056 | We needed to sell something that couldn’t be downloaded off the internet. How many alligators would you like today? | 1.3600 | 0.05611 | 125 | 90 | 25 | 10 |
1057 | Crocodile daycare is closed today so I had to bring him with me. | 1.3600 | 0.06117 | 100 | 71 | 22 | 7 |
1058 | This is the Suspense section. | 1.3597 | 0.05106 | 139 | 98 | 32 | 9 |
1059 | He's a crocodile, and we will not be seeing you later. | 1.3596 | 0.05590 | 114 | 80 | 27 | 7 |
1060 | We take cash and credit card, but he prefers Bitcoin. | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
1061 | We survive by devouring the competition. | 1.3594 | 0.05289 | 128 | 90 | 30 | 8 |
1062 | It’s not a mandate: if you don’t want to show proof of vaccination that’s fine, but you have to fight the crocodile. | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
1063 | He recommends Peter Pan | 1.3590 | 0.05753 | 117 | 84 | 24 | 9 |
1064 | He helps with our "you browse you buy" policy. | 1.3590 | 0.05355 | 117 | 81 | 30 | 6 |
1065 | He's my social-distancing support animal. | 1.3588 | 0.05533 | 131 | 95 | 25 | 11 |
1066 | I came, I saw, I Izod | 1.3587 | 0.06481 | 92 | 66 | 19 | 7 |
1067 | Thanks for coming to my signing. This is my agent. | 1.3585 | 0.06170 | 106 | 77 | 20 | 9 |
1068 | We felt that "book store cat'" had become too much of a cliche | 1.3585 | 0.06023 | 106 | 76 | 22 | 8 |
1069 | I suppose it's kind of like being a cat person. | 1.3585 | 0.06314 | 106 | 78 | 18 | 10 |
1070 | Well the owner though we should compete with Shark Week | 1.3585 | 0.05558 | 106 | 73 | 28 | 5 |
1071 | Last week I had to address the elephant in the room and now this? | 1.3583 | 0.05893 | 120 | 88 | 21 | 11 |
1072 | Please don't smile at him. | 1.3582 | 0.05339 | 134 | 96 | 28 | 10 |
1073 | Nobody shoplifts in this store whether or not they know whether he's a crocodile or an alligator. | 1.3579 | 0.06155 | 95 | 67 | 22 | 6 |
1074 | We're Gator Books now. It ate the Kestrel. | 1.3579 | 0.06155 | 95 | 67 | 22 | 6 |
1075 | Don't get him started on Michel Houellebecq. | 1.3579 | 0.06679 | 95 | 70 | 16 | 9 |
1076 | His resume said he was a people person. | 1.3579 | 0.05970 | 95 | 66 | 24 | 5 |
1077 | He's really proprietary about these biographies of the Lacoste family... | 1.3578 | 0.05905 | 109 | 78 | 23 | 8 |
1078 | Not what I meant by “biting prose”… | 1.3578 | 0.06322 | 109 | 81 | 17 | 11 |
1079 | Suzy was going to cook this alligator last night but then realized we only have a croc pot. | 1.3577 | 0.05744 | 137 | 103 | 19 | 15 |
1080 | It creeps up on you and pulls you into a twisted finale. | 1.3571 | 0.05930 | 112 | 81 | 22 | 9 |
1081 | This is our new gator aide. | 1.3571 | 0.06197 | 98 | 70 | 21 | 7 |
1082 | He just finished all six volumes of "The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire." | 1.3571 | 0.05508 | 112 | 78 | 28 | 6 |
1083 | She has reduced shoplifting to zero. | 1.3566 | 0.05369 | 129 | 92 | 28 | 9 |
1084 | I wouldn't browse the Nature section. | 1.3566 | 0.05255 | 129 | 91 | 30 | 8 |
1085 | Don't worry. He only attacks the pretentious. | 1.3565 | 0.05948 | 115 | 84 | 21 | 10 |
1086 | Hiya, Lefty. | 1.3564 | 0.06384 | 101 | 74 | 18 | 9 |
1087 | The last time you tried to pet him it didn't go so well. At least you're right handed. | 1.3564 | 0.06227 | 101 | 73 | 20 | 8 |
1088 | She prefers baloney, misinformation content and, especially, anti-vaxxers. | 1.3559 | 0.05712 | 118 | 85 | 24 | 9 |
1089 | It already got it's fill in the children's section. | 1.3559 | 0.06081 | 118 | 88 | 18 | 12 |
1090 | I planned to use his leather for bookbinding, but I got attached to him. | 1.3559 | 0.05712 | 118 | 85 | 24 | 9 |
1091 | Please keep a nice social distance. | 1.3558 | 0.05784 | 104 | 73 | 25 | 6 |
1092 | Don’t ask. | 1.3557 | 0.05223 | 149 | 109 | 27 | 13 |
1093 | Yeah, business is down since the flood, but so is theft. | 1.3557 | 0.05135 | 149 | 108 | 29 | 12 |
1094 | Don’t worry, he only bites if you don’t buy. | 1.3556 | 0.05978 | 90 | 62 | 24 | 4 |
1095 | He doesn't bite, he's just a reminder of your crocodile tears for the Independent Bookstore as you hit 'Amazon one click'. | 1.3556 | 0.06762 | 90 | 66 | 16 | 8 |
1096 | Haven't had a shoplifter since I got him. | 1.3556 | 0.05201 | 135 | 96 | 30 | 9 |
1097 | We have an unforgiving return policy. | 1.3556 | 0.05201 | 135 | 96 | 30 | 9 |
1098 | Look Joe, you have to stop telling the customers its gonna cost them an arm and a leg. | 1.3554 | 0.05487 | 121 | 86 | 27 | 8 |
1099 | Where do you think the binding comes from? | 1.3551 | 0.06122 | 107 | 78 | 20 | 9 |
1100 | You act like you’ve never been to a croc and mortar book store before. | 1.3551 | 0.05976 | 107 | 77 | 22 | 8 |
1101 | It’s allegorical | 1.3551 | 0.06403 | 107 | 80 | 16 | 11 |
1102 | Yeah, I knew she'd be a real conversation starter. | 1.3551 | 0.05325 | 138 | 100 | 27 | 11 |
1103 | He tends to linger near the Ayn Rand section. | 1.3548 | 0.06602 | 93 | 68 | 17 | 8 |
1104 | She likes a book she can really sink her teeth into | 1.3548 | 0.05395 | 124 | 88 | 28 | 8 |
1105 | My order for cookbooks had a typo. | 1.3548 | 0.06047 | 93 | 65 | 23 | 5 |
1106 | He's never been the same since he was on the cover of Swamplandia! | 1.3548 | 0.05972 | 124 | 93 | 18 | 13 |
1107 | He doesn't just read them, he devours them. | 1.3545 | 0.05860 | 110 | 79 | 23 | 8 |
1108 | He'll weep epic tears whenever called for, perfect for Jane Austen. | 1.3545 | 0.05716 | 110 | 78 | 25 | 7 |
1109 | He's here to greet my book's critics. | 1.3540 | 0.05886 | 113 | 82 | 22 | 9 |
1110 | Litigator. | 1.3540 | 0.06018 | 113 | 83 | 20 | 10 |
1111 | I’ll be honest, it’s a publish or perish world. | 1.3540 | 0.05886 | 113 | 82 | 22 | 9 |
1112 | We have no more rats or shoplifters. | 1.3538 | 0.05335 | 130 | 93 | 28 | 9 |
1113 | I used to keep him in the back in fiction but that led to some unfortunate misunderstandings. | 1.3538 | 0.05335 | 130 | 93 | 28 | 9 |
1114 | I heard Crocs are in again. | 1.3538 | 0.05554 | 130 | 95 | 24 | 11 |
1115 | Yes, climate change IS real. | 1.3535 | 0.06144 | 99 | 71 | 21 | 7 |
1116 | We don't countenance plagiarism. | 1.3534 | 0.05645 | 116 | 83 | 25 | 8 |
1117 | My daughter told me crocs are cool again. | 1.3534 | 0.05028 | 133 | 93 | 33 | 7 |
1118 | Let’s just say that the thinking here is you buy the book and do your reading at home. He gets snappish if you linger too long. | 1.3529 | 0.05672 | 119 | 86 | 24 | 9 |
1119 | I'm sorry, but there were no hardcover copies available of the crocodile book you ordered. | 1.3529 | 0.05672 | 119 | 86 | 24 | 9 |
1120 | In this case, judge a book by its cover. | 1.3529 | 0.06331 | 102 | 75 | 18 | 9 |
1121 | Sir,we are an independently owned bookstore. Before you pass judgment,consider the fact that illegal alligator fighting rings are the only way we make money. | 1.3529 | 0.06483 | 102 | 76 | 16 | 10 |
1122 | It seemed like a reasonable pet when the world was ending, a few months ago. | 1.3529 | 0.05685 | 102 | 71 | 26 | 5 |
1123 | What makes you think we would carry books on reptile disfunction? | 1.3525 | 0.05390 | 139 | 102 | 25 | 12 |
1124 | He is all that is left of our Tuesday night book club. | 1.3525 | 0.05450 | 122 | 87 | 27 | 8 |
1125 | It's the only copy with the original binding | 1.3525 | 0.05573 | 122 | 88 | 25 | 9 |
1126 | My new Gator-aid | 1.3525 | 0.04496 | 122 | 90 | 25 | 7 |
1127 | well... he has digested a lot of books | 1.3524 | 0.06049 | 105 | 76 | 21 | 8 |
1128 | No, it's a crocodile. | 1.3524 | 0.06199 | 105 | 77 | 19 | 9 |
1129 | Bring your pet to work” day | 1.3524 | 0.05577 | 105 | 73 | 27 | 5 |
1130 | Ohhhh... you ordered a BOOK on CARNIVORES? | 1.3524 | 0.05577 | 105 | 73 | 27 | 5 |
1131 | If you’re not willing to hand sanitize, then we welcome you to browse at your own risk. | 1.3524 | 0.05896 | 105 | 75 | 23 | 7 |
1132 | Like the bookstore itself, he is a living throwback to a long extinct era. | 1.3524 | 0.06049 | 105 | 76 | 21 | 8 |
1133 | Customers like that there's no more cat hair on the books. | 1.3523 | 0.06473 | 88 | 63 | 19 | 6 |
1134 | He's also a voracious reader | 1.3520 | 0.05237 | 125 | 88 | 30 | 7 |
1135 | This is our curator. He'll tell you which books are a good read and which ones are a crock. | 1.3520 | 0.05478 | 125 | 90 | 26 | 9 |
1136 | I'll let you know when it's available in paperback. | 1.3520 | 0.05594 | 125 | 91 | 24 | 10 |
1137 | after a while, head down the crocodaisle | 1.3520 | 0.05594 | 125 | 91 | 24 | 10 |
1138 | You are in luck, our leather bound expert is in today | 1.3520 | 0.05709 | 125 | 92 | 22 | 11 |
1139 | Look, if I could hire you both I would. | 1.3519 | 0.05782 | 108 | 77 | 24 | 7 |
1140 | Lyle, would you punch this man's card? | 1.3519 | 0.05929 | 108 | 78 | 22 | 8 |
1141 | What the heck is that!? Well, it says here that you can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while. | 1.3519 | 0.05929 | 108 | 78 | 22 | 8 |
1142 | Hi Mr. Wright. Welcome back. Allix has very fond memories of your last visit. | 1.3519 | 0.05782 | 108 | 77 | 24 | 7 |
1143 | Our hiring policy doesn’t discriminate against race, gender, sexual orientation, or animal kingdom. | 1.3516 | 0.06514 | 91 | 66 | 18 | 7 |
1144 | Captain Hook is doing a book signing here today. | 1.3516 | 0.05387 | 128 | 92 | 27 | 9 |
1145 | Here for the literary feast? | 1.3516 | 0.05500 | 128 | 93 | 25 | 10 |
1146 | He’s still not a good boy, nor can he give you your arm back. But I think you’ll be happy about how we can cover this. | 1.3514 | 0.05377 | 111 | 77 | 29 | 5 |
1147 | He’s a bit snappy at book club meetings, but sure beats the waitlist for a shelter dog. | 1.3514 | 0.05673 | 111 | 79 | 25 | 7 |
1148 | Just like pit bulls, most make loyal, loving pets. | 1.3511 | 0.05074 | 131 | 92 | 32 | 7 |
1149 | Yeah, don’t tell anyone, but I got him from Amazon. | 1.3511 | 0.05189 | 131 | 93 | 30 | 8 |
1150 | One has to keep up with Amazon these days | 1.3511 | 0.05995 | 94 | 66 | 23 | 5 |
1151 | His roommates in Florida caught COVID, so he’s hiding out here. Figured the last place they’d look is a bookstore. | 1.3511 | 0.05801 | 94 | 65 | 25 | 4 |
1152 | Security. | 1.3509 | 0.05708 | 114 | 82 | 24 | 8 |
1153 | Please refrain yourself from saying "see you later, alligator." | 1.3509 | 0.05708 | 114 | 82 | 24 | 8 |
1154 | What happened to Fifi ... | 1.3505 | 0.06050 | 97 | 69 | 22 | 6 |
1155 | Sales are down 20% but shoplifting has completely disappeared. | 1.3505 | 0.06395 | 97 | 71 | 18 | 8 |
1156 | The cat? Haven't seen him. | 1.3505 | 0.06561 | 97 | 72 | 16 | 9 |
1157 | Don't worry he's only trained to scare off Jeff Bezos. | 1.3504 | 0.05670 | 117 | 87 | 20 | 10 |
1158 | His name is Amazon. | 1.3504 | 0.05735 | 117 | 85 | 23 | 9 |
1159 | She’s my emotional support crocodile. | 1.3504 | 0.04173 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1160 | We used to have a bookworm, but it wasn't good enough. | 1.3500 | 0.05876 | 120 | 89 | 20 | 11 |
1161 | No, this is only like the Amazon. | 1.3500 | 0.05378 | 120 | 85 | 28 | 7 |
1162 | His book is wonderful, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg! | 1.3500 | 0.06093 | 100 | 72 | 21 | 7 |
1163 | Sales are down since you started bringing your pet to work | 1.3500 | 0.06256 | 100 | 73 | 19 | 8 |
1164 | Do you want that 3-hole punched or 2? | 1.3500 | 0.06416 | 100 | 74 | 17 | 9 |
1165 | i guess Amazon isnt the only reason people stopped going to bookstores | 1.3500 | 0.05994 | 120 | 90 | 18 | 12 |
1166 | He’s developed a separation anxiety during pandemic and now I have to take him to the office with me | 1.3500 | 0.05162 | 140 | 101 | 29 | 10 |
1167 | Him? The key to the bathroom is kept under his chin. | 1.3494 | 0.06283 | 83 | 58 | 21 | 4 |
1168 | "It's about his life after escaping from a boot design studio." | 1.3492 | 0.05557 | 126 | 92 | 24 | 10 |
1169 | He's a Florida Republican... he comes here to hide. | 1.3492 | 0.05997 | 126 | 96 | 16 | 14 |
1170 | Browse at your own risk. | 1.3491 | 0.05850 | 106 | 76 | 23 | 7 |
1171 | Yes, we specialize in books on predators, and this week we are featuring an interactive exhibit | 1.3491 | 0.05850 | 106 | 76 | 23 | 7 |
1172 | Relax. Only the ones raised wrong bite. | 1.3491 | 0.05694 | 106 | 75 | 25 | 6 |
1173 | She is trained to bite customers who check their phone to see if the book is cheaper online. | 1.3488 | 0.06773 | 86 | 63 | 16 | 7 |
1174 | Your choice. He'll bind up to six large books, or a dozen small volumes. | 1.3488 | 0.05464 | 129 | 94 | 25 | 10 |
1175 | No, really. He will see you later. | 1.3488 | 0.06568 | 86 | 62 | 18 | 6 |
1176 | Don't worry, he's just hungry for knowledge. | 1.3488 | 0.06972 | 86 | 64 | 14 | 8 |
1177 | I have a heck of a worker's comp bill, but theft is down by 87%! | 1.3486 | 0.06026 | 109 | 80 | 20 | 9 |
1178 | It's free with the purchase of ten golf shirts. | 1.3485 | 0.05482 | 132 | 97 | 24 | 11 |
1179 | Don’t worry, he’s stuffed. He’s been eating shoplifters. | 1.3483 | 0.06210 | 89 | 63 | 21 | 5 |
1180 | You said the last book you bought was a "croc" anyway. | 1.3482 | 0.05910 | 112 | 82 | 21 | 9 |
1181 | He comes loaded with a dozen books | 1.3482 | 0.05772 | 112 | 81 | 23 | 8 |
1182 | As a struggling independent bookstore, we can't afford electronic security. | 1.3482 | 0.04781 | 112 | 77 | 32 | 3 |
1183 | Back up slowly . . . he's looking at your shoes. | 1.3482 | 0.06044 | 112 | 83 | 19 | 10 |
1184 | On the other hand, shoplifting figures have plunged. | 1.3481 | 0.05291 | 135 | 98 | 27 | 10 |
1185 | Well, he just lies there, unless you find a book, snap a picture of the isbn, order it online and then walk out the door saying ‘see your next week!’ | 1.3478 | 0.06266 | 92 | 66 | 20 | 6 |
1186 | Of course, most customers want to talk about the elephant in the room. | 1.3478 | 0.05530 | 115 | 82 | 26 | 7 |
1187 | He’s in charge of the remainders. | 1.3478 | 0.05666 | 115 | 83 | 24 | 8 |
1188 | He cried over your book and can't wait for the reading. | 1.3475 | 0.05694 | 118 | 86 | 23 | 9 |
1189 | We're trying to be more like Amazon. | 1.3475 | 0.05943 | 118 | 88 | 19 | 11 |
1190 | Shoplifters will be eaten. | 1.3475 | 0.05819 | 118 | 87 | 21 | 10 |
1191 | I'll never get used to Florida! | 1.3475 | 0.05694 | 118 | 86 | 23 | 9 |
1192 | He likes everybody. | 1.3469 | 0.05998 | 98 | 70 | 22 | 6 |
1193 | We've partnered with the Amazon. | 1.3469 | 0.05447 | 98 | 67 | 28 | 3 |
1194 | Oh, that's not our alligator. | 1.3468 | 0.04997 | 124 | 86 | 33 | 5 |
1195 | He helps me keep all transactions at arms length. | 1.3468 | 0.05127 | 124 | 87 | 31 | 6 |
1196 | Complaints are down 92% since we hired him. | 1.3468 | 0.05844 | 124 | 93 | 19 | 12 |
1197 | He is promoting his new memoir, FAREWELL TO ARMS." Lloyd Berkowitz, Boca Raton, F | 1.3465 | 0.06204 | 101 | 74 | 19 | 8 |
1198 | I’m here for the ‘gay tour’, although I may have misread the sign | 1.3465 | 0.06204 | 101 | 74 | 19 | 8 |
1199 | So I told my bookstore owner that Crocs were back in style... | 1.3465 | 0.05169 | 127 | 90 | 30 | 7 |
1200 | He's hardcover. | 1.3462 | 0.06375 | 104 | 78 | 16 | 10 |
1201 | Now,may I read you our return policy | 1.3462 | 0.05204 | 130 | 93 | 29 | 8 |
1202 | Our Nature section now includes some exciting interactive materials. | 1.3458 | 0.06383 | 107 | 81 | 15 | 11 |
1203 | Oh Fluffy's still here, just watch the teeth when he opens to let you pet her. | 1.3457 | 0.06840 | 81 | 59 | 16 | 6 |
1204 | People think twice about wearing alligator shoes in this store. | 1.3457 | 0.07062 | 81 | 60 | 14 | 7 |
1205 | He eats more than your average security system, but shoplifting is way down. | 1.3457 | 0.06611 | 81 | 58 | 18 | 5 |
1206 | They’re trying to build on his swamp, so he’s reading up on eminent domain. | 1.3457 | 0.06611 | 81 | 58 | 18 | 5 |
1207 | He's here to enforce our strict ban on the buying and selling of leather bound books. | 1.3452 | 0.06222 | 84 | 59 | 21 | 4 |
1208 | Sorry about him, I forgot the kennel would be closed today. | 1.3451 | 0.05729 | 113 | 82 | 23 | 8 |
1209 | She ate the cat, but she's a good mouser. | 1.3451 | 0.05999 | 113 | 84 | 19 | 10 |
1210 | Sorry, the sitter cancelled last minute. | 1.3451 | 0.05999 | 113 | 84 | 19 | 10 |
1211 | No, sir, we do not stock THE ART OF THE DEAL. Perhaps we could offer you something less reptilian? | 1.3448 | 0.07094 | 87 | 66 | 12 | 9 |
1212 | Watch it. He’ll take your left one this time. | 1.3448 | 0.06707 | 87 | 64 | 16 | 7 |
1213 | Don’t worry, his tears aren’t real. | 1.3448 | 0.06504 | 87 | 63 | 18 | 6 |
1214 | Hello, Mr. Wormsley. I remind you, once again...do NOT pet Sam while you're browsing. | 1.3445 | 0.04455 | 119 | 86 | 28 | 5 |
1215 | I hired him on a blind recommendation. They said he was high up the food chain at Amazon. | 1.3445 | 0.05526 | 119 | 86 | 25 | 8 |
1216 | His snark is worse than his bite | 1.3445 | 0.05526 | 119 | 86 | 25 | 8 |
1217 | Don’t mind him, he’s a vegan | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
1218 | He only bites if you are pretentious. | 1.3434 | 0.06285 | 99 | 73 | 18 | 8 |
1219 | The author is inside. | 1.3431 | 0.06308 | 102 | 76 | 17 | 9 |
1220 | No credit cards; but we take capybaras." | 1.3431 | 0.05828 | 102 | 73 | 23 | 6 |
1221 | DeSantis sent him to make sure no one here wears a mask. | 1.3431 | 0.05992 | 102 | 74 | 21 | 7 |
1222 | So… your order of ‘Roald Dahl’s Enormous Crocodile’ came in… | 1.3431 | 0.05828 | 102 | 73 | 23 | 6 |
1223 | Merchandising for the new Hiaasen novel | 1.3431 | 0.05225 | 137 | 100 | 27 | 10 |
1224 | She liked your right arm, but she'd prefer your left with fava beans and a nice chianti. | 1.3429 | 0.05552 | 105 | 74 | 26 | 5 |
1225 | It's our new return policy. | 1.3429 | 0.06026 | 105 | 77 | 20 | 8 |
1226 | He ate a customer who said 'later gator' . Otherwise he's very friendly. | 1.3429 | 0.05872 | 105 | 76 | 22 | 7 |
1227 | On the other hand, the leather bound editions always take more care. | 1.3429 | 0.05872 | 105 | 76 | 22 | 7 |
1228 | NO Petting! I warned you last time!!!!!Do you want to lose the other arm???? | 1.3423 | 0.05934 | 111 | 82 | 20 | 9 |
1229 | I see that you've already tried to pet him. | 1.3423 | 0.06070 | 111 | 83 | 18 | 10 |
1230 | Shall I shelve it under "a" or "c" | 1.3423 | 0.05504 | 111 | 79 | 26 | 6 |
1231 | I’d like to tell you all the books in here are fantastic…but that’s just a croc. | 1.3423 | 0.06070 | 111 | 83 | 18 | 10 |
1232 | Ignore your first impulse. Just say goodbye. | 1.3421 | 0.05822 | 114 | 84 | 21 | 9 |
1233 | You're safe. He liked your last review. | 1.3421 | 0.05548 | 114 | 82 | 25 | 7 |
1234 | I guess it's later. | 1.3419 | 0.05967 | 117 | 88 | 18 | 11 |
1235 | It's only when he cries that I'm sure we're in fiction. | 1.3418 | 0.07619 | 79 | 61 | 9 | 9 |
1236 | This must be the banned book section. | 1.3415 | 0.05636 | 123 | 91 | 22 | 10 |
1237 | Um, I think you should leave now, sir. He’s smelled your Kindle. | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
1238 | He's friendly. | 1.3412 | 0.06385 | 85 | 61 | 19 | 5 |
1239 | Even he’s trying to escape Florida | 1.3412 | 0.06809 | 85 | 63 | 15 | 7 |
1240 | Alligator shoes are not a good fashion choice in this store. | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1241 | We buy used books, DVDs, CD,s collectible print media, dogs, cats other small mammals. | 1.3411 | 0.05557 | 129 | 96 | 22 | 11 |
1242 | The pet store was out of cats | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
1243 | These days, we put all of our political books under "Crock." | 1.3409 | 0.07024 | 88 | 67 | 12 | 9 |
1244 | He is a visiting critic. | 1.3409 | 0.06236 | 88 | 63 | 20 | 5 |
1245 | Where does a 600-lb crocodile sit? Yep, you got it. | 1.3409 | 0.06642 | 88 | 65 | 16 | 7 |
1246 | Those books are on reserve | 1.3409 | 0.06442 | 88 | 64 | 18 | 6 |
1247 | Please respect our ten minute browsing guideline if you value that forearm. | 1.3407 | 0.04837 | 135 | 95 | 34 | 6 |
1248 | No Bill, I ordered a crock pot! | 1.3407 | 0.06485 | 91 | 67 | 17 | 7 |
1249 | If you're looking for an immersive read, he's not hard to get into. | 1.3407 | 0.06096 | 91 | 65 | 21 | 5 |
1250 | We accept cash, credit or chicken meat | 1.3407 | 0.05893 | 91 | 64 | 23 | 4 |
1251 | Why do you ask? Are you a literary critic? | 1.3404 | 0.06515 | 94 | 70 | 16 | 8 |
1252 | He enforces our 'No reading until you buy' policy. | 1.3404 | 0.06515 | 94 | 70 | 16 | 8 |
1253 | It’s been a while, hasn’t it? | 1.3404 | 0.06515 | 94 | 70 | 16 | 8 |
1254 | Predatory publishing. Just when you think it can’t get any worse… | 1.3402 | 0.06198 | 97 | 71 | 19 | 7 |
1255 | Every copy comes with a free alligator. | 1.3402 | 0.06022 | 97 | 70 | 21 | 6 |
1256 | Looks like someone snapped up all the remaining copies. | 1.3402 | 0.05841 | 97 | 69 | 23 | 5 |
1257 | It’s been really hard to find employees. | 1.3402 | 0.05261 | 97 | 66 | 29 | 2 |
1258 | Too many people were treating this store like a library." | 1.3400 | 0.06231 | 100 | 74 | 18 | 8 |
1259 | The negative reviews have mostly stopped. | 1.3400 | 0.05724 | 100 | 71 | 24 | 5 |
1260 | Yes, he’s a rescue. But I also think he rescued me | 1.3400 | 0.06231 | 100 | 74 | 18 | 8 |
1261 | I'm changing the name to ALLIGATOR BOOKS. He made me an offer I couldn't refuse. | 1.3398 | 0.05781 | 103 | 74 | 23 | 6 |
1262 | It also comes in a vegan, faux leather-bound edition. | 1.3398 | 0.05614 | 103 | 73 | 25 | 5 |
1263 | Yes he’s my gator aide, and no I don’t see what’s so funny about that. | 1.3396 | 0.06126 | 106 | 79 | 18 | 9 |
1264 | He's leftover from the days when folks liked their books leatherbound. | 1.3396 | 0.05509 | 106 | 75 | 26 | 5 |
1265 | You tell him you want it alligator bound. | 1.3396 | 0.05978 | 106 | 78 | 20 | 8 |
1266 | this way, when I tidy up, I don't need a shredder! | 1.3396 | 0.05669 | 106 | 76 | 24 | 6 |
1267 | You’re first in line for his book signing. | 1.3394 | 0.05249 | 109 | 76 | 29 | 4 |
1268 | Because lots of customers told me that half of what I'll selling is a croc, I decided to get a real one so that they will be able to discern the difference. | 1.3394 | 0.05487 | 109 | 80 | 22 | 7 |
1269 | This paperweight is also a staple remover. | 1.3393 | 0.05609 | 112 | 81 | 24 | 7 |
1270 | He did in fact see the alligator later. | 1.3393 | 0.05680 | 112 | 84 | 19 | 9 |
1271 | Shall we ring this one up as non-fiction Action & Adventure, or Horror? | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1272 | That's Zack. He emerged from a children's book and seems to like it here. | 1.3391 | 0.05778 | 115 | 85 | 21 | 9 |
1273 | He gets bored with the classics. | 1.3391 | 0.05150 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
1274 | Are you here for the poetry feeding? | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1275 | Are you vaccinated? | 1.3391 | 0.05778 | 115 | 85 | 21 | 9 |
1276 | Don't believe its tears. It's not sorry for anything it does. | 1.3386 | 0.05725 | 127 | 96 | 19 | 12 |
1277 | Buy one book get a free alligator. | 1.3383 | 0.05325 | 133 | 98 | 25 | 10 |
1278 | We think of it as the ultimate pop-up book. | 1.3381 | 0.04849 | 139 | 99 | 33 | 7 |
1279 | Readers are asking for titles with more bite. | 1.3377 | 0.06820 | 77 | 56 | 16 | 5 |
1280 | We've had to tighten up security lately | 1.3374 | 0.04784 | 163 | 120 | 31 | 12 |
1281 | Here for the Peter Pan book signing? | 1.3372 | 0.05874 | 86 | 60 | 23 | 3 |
1282 | You said you wanted something sharp and incisive. | 1.3372 | 0.05874 | 86 | 60 | 23 | 3 |
1283 | It's part of a new, fully immersive storytelling experience. | 1.3372 | 0.05636 | 86 | 59 | 25 | 2 |
1284 | I assumed Bezo's final takeover play would be more subtle." | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1285 | No worries. He’s vegan. | 1.3370 | 0.05840 | 92 | 65 | 23 | 4 |
1286 | As you can see, he has a hard time letting go of the leather-bound ones. | 1.3368 | 0.06957 | 95 | 74 | 10 | 11 |
1287 | Our hole punch is in the shop. | 1.3367 | 0.06638 | 98 | 75 | 13 | 10 |
1288 | He's an eco-friendly shredder. | 1.3367 | 0.05792 | 98 | 70 | 23 | 5 |
1289 | She heard it was a good place to meet men. | 1.3367 | 0.05971 | 98 | 71 | 21 | 6 |
1290 | I’d heard the urban legends, but ... I only left the toilet seat up for a minute! | 1.3367 | 0.06144 | 98 | 72 | 19 | 7 |
1291 | Literacy isn't the only thing that's been flushed down the toilet. | 1.3366 | 0.05128 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1292 | The consultant said we needed an Amazon vibe. | 1.3366 | 0.06337 | 101 | 76 | 16 | 9 |
1293 | Now might be a good time to tell you about our return policy. | 1.3366 | 0.05849 | 101 | 73 | 22 | 6 |
1294 | I bought him 20 years ago to make a wallet, but in the end, I didn't have it in me. | 1.3366 | 0.05677 | 101 | 72 | 24 | 5 |
1295 | He'll be reading from his tell-all book about his time in the Trump administration at 5. | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
1296 | It says "Buy one, get half off". | 1.3365 | 0.06203 | 104 | 78 | 17 | 9 |
1297 | He moonlights as the Times book critic. | 1.3365 | 0.05734 | 104 | 75 | 23 | 6 |
1298 | He’s quite docile; just be sure not to say ‘B-E-Z-O-S.’ | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
1299 | That one will tear at your heart. | 1.3364 | 0.06077 | 107 | 80 | 18 | 9 |
1300 | He tells everyone goodbye. He’s our, See You Later Alligator. | 1.3364 | 0.05625 | 107 | 77 | 24 | 6 |
1301 | He's reading you. | 1.3364 | 0.05522 | 110 | 79 | 25 | 6 |
1302 | The cat got to be too much trouble. | 1.3364 | 0.05816 | 110 | 81 | 21 | 8 |
1303 | Yes, same! I also thought it was crocodiles who love fiction, but it turns out it’s alligators. | 1.3364 | 0.06096 | 110 | 83 | 17 | 10 |
1304 | Everyone says it's all consuming. | 1.3364 | 0.05816 | 110 | 81 | 21 | 8 |
1305 | I'm sorry, you'll have to return the giraffe before you check out the alligator. | 1.3363 | 0.06108 | 113 | 86 | 16 | 11 |
1306 | He's the book rep from Amazon | 1.3362 | 0.06115 | 116 | 89 | 15 | 12 |
1307 | Don’t be nervous. He’s just a gator-aide. | 1.3361 | 0.05633 | 119 | 88 | 22 | 9 |
1308 | It's the latest from the Amazon. | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1309 | Yes, this is the original alligator skin bound collector's edition. | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1310 | This book will cost an arm and a leg | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1311 | No, he’s harmless, but he sure keeps the people who read for free from staying too long | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1312 | The line's bound to get longer. He's full now. | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1313 | Yes, we used to have bookstore cats. Not sure what happened to them. | 1.3360 | 0.05441 | 125 | 92 | 24 | 9 |
1314 | He became an author instead of a pair of shoes. | 1.3359 | 0.05351 | 128 | 94 | 25 | 9 |
1315 | Amazing how loitering has dropped off with my therapy pet in the store, | 1.3359 | 0.05038 | 131 | 94 | 30 | 7 |
1316 | He's a mouser. | 1.3357 | 0.04821 | 140 | 100 | 33 | 7 |
1317 | He checks everyone's shoes. | 1.3333 | 0.05800 | 114 | 85 | 20 | 9 |
1318 | Well, thrillers are selling quite well | 1.3333 | 0.05664 | 114 | 84 | 22 | 8 |
1319 | As our slogan says, "Something for everyone. | 1.3333 | 0.07187 | 75 | 56 | 13 | 6 |
1320 | If you don’t snap it up now, he will. | 1.3333 | 0.05912 | 90 | 64 | 22 | 4 |
1321 | It is part of a new DIY series, “Luggage for Dummies.” | 1.3333 | 0.06704 | 90 | 68 | 14 | 8 |
1322 | He's my Therapy Reptile. So far, so good... | 1.3333 | 0.06365 | 93 | 69 | 17 | 7 |
1323 | Its and astonishing autobiography of how she escaped life underground in an urban sewer system to become a published author. | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1324 | You say you want a book about reptiles? My assistant Al here can help you. | 1.3333 | 0.05383 | 114 | 82 | 26 | 6 |
1325 | We don’t believe n leather bound editions. | 1.3333 | 0.06185 | 84 | 60 | 20 | 4 |
1326 | You can't tell a book by its cover. | 1.3333 | 0.05911 | 111 | 83 | 19 | 9 |
1327 | Only way to get Floridians into bookstores. | 1.3333 | 0.06495 | 78 | 56 | 18 | 4 |
1328 | I was the cowriter, but they were essentially his ideas. | 1.3333 | 0.06989 | 78 | 58 | 14 | 6 |
1329 | I know how it looks but he is actually a bookworm. | 1.3333 | 0.05912 | 90 | 64 | 22 | 4 |
1330 | Sorry, what were you saying about an e-book? | 1.3333 | 0.05966 | 102 | 75 | 20 | 7 |
1331 | Where do you think the cat went? | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
1332 | No, it’s an alligator. I couldn’t justify the insurance on a crocodile. | 1.3333 | 0.05861 | 96 | 69 | 22 | 5 |
1333 | He's from a promotion we ran last week called 'Eat the Author'. | 1.3333 | 0.05563 | 117 | 86 | 23 | 8 |
1334 | After Fluffy passed away, I wanted an emotional support animal that would keep strangers at a safe distance. | 1.3333 | 0.06171 | 108 | 82 | 16 | 10 |
1335 | We find him much more interesting than a pet cat. | 1.3333 | 0.05800 | 114 | 85 | 20 | 9 |
1336 | My grandmother sent him to me from Florida when I was in the sixth grade. | 1.3333 | 0.06732 | 96 | 74 | 12 | 10 |
1337 | Turns out classical literature on its belly puts it to sleep faster than rubbing it. | 1.3333 | 0.05849 | 123 | 94 | 17 | 12 |
1338 | That one is his favorite. Can I help you find something else? | 1.3333 | 0.05847 | 105 | 77 | 21 | 7 |
1339 | Don’t worry. We have him tested every week. | 1.3333 | 0.06365 | 93 | 69 | 17 | 7 |
1340 | He ate our guard cat so we let him have the job. | 1.3333 | 0.06283 | 102 | 77 | 16 | 9 |
1341 | No, he doesn't read, but he feeds on readers. | 1.3333 | 0.06391 | 75 | 53 | 19 | 3 |
1342 | He can sniff out an Amazon customer as soon as they walk in the door. | 1.3333 | 0.07187 | 75 | 56 | 13 | 6 |
1343 | If you're looking to make a snap decision on a gift, this is your section | 1.3333 | 0.05688 | 105 | 76 | 23 | 6 |
1344 | I never wanted to hire a crocodile but it just kept crying and crying after the interview | 1.3333 | 0.05664 | 114 | 84 | 22 | 8 |
1345 | Turns out you there are some things you can’t buy on Amazon. | 1.3333 | 0.05631 | 102 | 73 | 24 | 5 |
1346 | It's a real nail biter. | 1.3333 | 0.06675 | 87 | 65 | 15 | 7 |
1347 | We have a new return and exchange policy, sir. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1348 | I think you misunderstood me, I asked for the recipes section - looking for croquembouche, not ‘croc on books’. | 1.3333 | 0.06126 | 102 | 76 | 18 | 8 |
1349 | No, you read that right. The self-help books on this table are indeed free. Provided you get them yourself. | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
1350 | He only bites if your the type to fold the corner as a bookmark | 1.3333 | 0.06704 | 90 | 68 | 14 | 8 |
1351 | This place really does cost an arm and a leg. | 1.3333 | 0.06365 | 93 | 69 | 17 | 7 |
1352 | ‘Lyle will be here Friday’s all month from noon to 3p for signings. Please bring your own pen.’ #lylethecrocodile | 1.3333 | 0.06804 | 81 | 60 | 15 | 6 |
1353 | The health department said no more cats so this is second best for rat control | 1.3333 | 0.05671 | 96 | 68 | 24 | 4 |
1354 | Just make sure you say bye to him before you go. | 1.3333 | 0.05932 | 114 | 86 | 18 | 10 |
1355 | No. The sign is correct. This is a boo store. | 1.3307 | 0.05483 | 127 | 95 | 22 | 10 |
1356 | So, professor... Ready for another biting satire? | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
1357 | He was cheaper than a full alarm system. | 1.3305 | 0.05114 | 118 | 84 | 29 | 5 |
1358 | during this pandemic, nothing makes sense anymore. | 1.3304 | 0.05200 | 115 | 82 | 28 | 5 |
1359 | You ordered the genuine leather-bound edition of 'Jaws' didn't you? | 1.3304 | 0.06001 | 112 | 85 | 17 | 10 |
1360 | I ordered her off Amazon! | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
1361 | Our regular security is on vacation. | 1.3303 | 0.05538 | 109 | 79 | 24 | 6 |
1362 | Actually he only eats Trump books. | 1.3303 | 0.05538 | 109 | 79 | 24 | 6 |
1363 | Good help is hard to find. | 1.3303 | 0.05690 | 109 | 80 | 22 | 7 |
1364 | Keep saying, 'See you later,' and you won't. | 1.3303 | 0.05837 | 109 | 81 | 20 | 8 |
1365 | It’s OK. She’s a rescue | 1.3303 | 0.05837 | 109 | 81 | 20 | 8 |
1366 | The 'No Browsing' sign was an insufficient deterent. | 1.3302 | 0.06102 | 106 | 80 | 17 | 9 |
1367 | We could customize a leather bound addition. | 1.3302 | 0.05315 | 106 | 75 | 27 | 4 |
1368 | He won't move until someone says, "In a while..." to him. | 1.3301 | 0.05586 | 103 | 74 | 24 | 5 |
1369 | Ali’s mouth curved up ever so slightly. Her plan to blend in with the leather-bound books was working perfectly. Soon…SOON…the power of her corporate takeover machinations would surpass that of her rival, Bodega Cat. | 1.3300 | 0.06039 | 100 | 74 | 19 | 7 |
1370 | Going forward there will be an extra charge for all Amazon special orders. | 1.3300 | 0.05695 | 100 | 72 | 23 | 5 |
1371 | He's for sale if you need to buy something from the Amazon. | 1.3300 | 0.05515 | 100 | 71 | 25 | 4 |
1372 | Yea,we have a little issue with people reading books in the aisles and not buying anything. | 1.3300 | 0.05695 | 100 | 72 | 23 | 5 |
1373 | Don’t worry… he’s just a voracious reader. | 1.3300 | 0.05870 | 100 | 73 | 21 | 6 |
1374 | He’s endangered too. | 1.3300 | 0.06039 | 100 | 74 | 19 | 7 |
1375 | It was just a cost effective hire to protect our first editions. | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
1376 | Bookstore cats were getting so blasé. | 1.3299 | 0.05811 | 97 | 70 | 22 | 5 |
1377 | So, how’d you use your Stimulus check? | 1.3299 | 0.06169 | 97 | 72 | 18 | 7 |
1378 | Just keep walking, it's rude to stare. | 1.3299 | 0.05718 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
1379 | His business is failing,but he’s in de Nile. | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
1380 | He's been insufferable since he met David Attenbourough. | 1.3297 | 0.06454 | 91 | 68 | 16 | 7 |
1381 | Our business is underwater, why not take a few straggling readers down with us? | 1.3297 | 0.06640 | 91 | 69 | 14 | 8 |
1382 | He likes books he can sink his teeth into. | 1.3295 | 0.06201 | 88 | 64 | 19 | 5 |
1383 | You’re aware, of course, that Crocodile Dundee is his pen name! | 1.3295 | 0.05987 | 88 | 63 | 21 | 4 |
1384 | He’s just waiting to hear you say “see you later.” | 1.3294 | 0.06775 | 85 | 64 | 14 | 7 |
1385 | Apparently, National Geographic is now sending bonus gifts with every reorder. | 1.3293 | 0.06953 | 82 | 62 | 13 | 7 |
1386 | The laundromat got the Labrador. | 1.3291 | 0.06168 | 79 | 56 | 20 | 3 |
1387 | It's safe to pet him if you suspend your disbelief. | 1.3291 | 0.07143 | 79 | 60 | 12 | 7 |
1388 | He's the only thing I've ever gotten from Amazon. | 1.3289 | 0.07105 | 76 | 57 | 13 | 6 |
1389 | Just don't say ' well, I'll get it on line'. | 1.3289 | 0.06593 | 76 | 55 | 17 | 4 |
1390 | He got deep into Kafka -- and Peter Pan. | 1.3289 | 0.07105 | 76 | 57 | 13 | 6 |
1391 | Well, we used to have a problem with children loitering. | 1.3289 | 0.06854 | 76 | 56 | 15 | 5 |
1392 | There was a typo in our ‘Store Greeter’ job description. | 1.3289 | 0.07105 | 76 | 57 | 13 | 6 |
1393 | Relax, he’s our emotional support animal. | 1.3281 | 0.05446 | 128 | 96 | 22 | 10 |
1394 | We sell alligator books, alligator boots are two stores down, but you probably shouldn't ask that question again.. | 1.3280 | 0.05178 | 125 | 91 | 27 | 7 |
1395 | We have a firm anti-piracy policy. | 1.3280 | 0.05421 | 125 | 93 | 23 | 9 |
1396 | I always forget if its an alligator or a crocodile | 1.3277 | 0.05483 | 119 | 88 | 23 | 8 |
1397 | We couldn't decide if it belongs under the 'A section' or the 'C section' | 1.3274 | 0.05684 | 113 | 84 | 21 | 8 |
1398 | We have to compete. Does Amazon have a book gator? I think not! | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1399 | Before I had shoplifting. Now I have security but no business" | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1400 | I dunno, one morning she was lying here instead of the cat. | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1401 | He goes straight for the appendix. | 1.3271 | 0.06053 | 107 | 81 | 17 | 9 |
1402 | Don’t worry. They only attack when you make eye cont- . . . uh-oh. | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
1403 | Sorry. She’s in an unusually long trance-like state. Signings are pushed to four. | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1404 | Do you have an Amazon account sir? | 1.3271 | 0.05677 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
1405 | The recession forced us to rethink our late fee policy. | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
1406 | Your wife will be fully digested by Friday. Come back then. | 1.3269 | 0.06178 | 104 | 79 | 16 | 9 |
1407 | It’s always ‘Later, gator.” Never, “Bye, Stan, nice seeing ya! | 1.3269 | 0.05707 | 104 | 76 | 22 | 6 |
1408 | Is this later or after a while? | 1.3269 | 0.05541 | 104 | 75 | 24 | 5 |
1409 | We close in five — make it snappy. | 1.3269 | 0.05370 | 104 | 74 | 26 | 4 |
1410 | You said you wanted something that would tear your heart out? | 1.3267 | 0.05821 | 101 | 74 | 21 | 6 |
1411 | Amazon might have it. Let's ask George. He's from there. | 1.3267 | 0.05470 | 101 | 72 | 25 | 4 |
1412 | What? | 1.3267 | 0.06310 | 101 | 77 | 15 | 9 |
1413 | The tails of Edgar Alligator Poe | 1.3267 | 0.05648 | 101 | 73 | 23 | 5 |
1414 | This is the cold hearted non-fiction section | 1.3267 | 0.06151 | 101 | 76 | 17 | 8 |
1415 | At first he was a mascot, now he's in loss prevention. | 1.3267 | 0.05821 | 101 | 74 | 21 | 6 |
1416 | We used to have a cat, too. | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1417 | Don't worry. He's still full from the last person who came in and browsed for too long. | 1.3265 | 0.05761 | 98 | 71 | 22 | 5 |
1418 | No it’s odd, my bookstore cat seems to have disappeared.” | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1419 | A parting gift from Jeff Bezos | 1.3265 | 0.05576 | 98 | 70 | 24 | 4 |
1420 | They’re bookends and come in pairs. Interested? | 1.3263 | 0.06250 | 95 | 71 | 17 | 7 |
1421 | Shoplifting used to be a problem here. | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1422 | Sally here is great at cutting down on shop lifting. | 1.3261 | 0.06577 | 92 | 70 | 14 | 8 |
1423 | He's harmless. He's been remaindered. | 1.3258 | 0.06924 | 89 | 69 | 11 | 9 |
1424 | Some bookstores have cats. We're different. | 1.3258 | 0.04368 | 132 | 96 | 31 | 5 |
1425 | Like a bookstore cat, but with bigger teeth and a worse attitude. | 1.3256 | 0.06500 | 86 | 64 | 16 | 6 |
1426 | We ordered him from Amazon. | 1.3256 | 0.06500 | 86 | 64 | 16 | 6 |
1427 | Cash, credit, or fingers? | 1.3256 | 0.06908 | 86 | 66 | 12 | 8 |
1428 | The good news is we have a copy. The bad news: it’s under his paw. | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1429 | Welcome to Bellingham,Washington, the city of subdued excitement. | 1.3250 | 0.06104 | 80 | 57 | 20 | 3 |
1430 | I’ve been swamped this week. | 1.3250 | 0.06104 | 80 | 57 | 20 | 3 |
1431 | First edition binding hole punch. Interested? | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1432 | “He’s our second-hand expert” | 1.3247 | 0.06253 | 77 | 55 | 19 | 3 |
1433 | I've got news for you, we're not selling any of these books. | 1.3246 | 0.05359 | 114 | 83 | 25 | 6 |
1434 | I hear your point,but your competition is Amazon,Steve. Not THE Amazon | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
1435 | Are you promoting Ruth Heller’s How to Hide a Crocodile?🐊 | 1.3243 | 0.05302 | 111 | 80 | 26 | 5 |
1436 | He guards the first editions | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
1437 | We've had a recent surge in thefts... | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1438 | Yea, I was looking for a pair of crocs? | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1439 | You'd be amazed how many people confuse antiquarian and aquarium." [Two terms in roman type | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1440 | Red herring or Chekhov's gun? Great question! | 1.3238 | 0.06127 | 105 | 80 | 16 | 9 |
1441 | With unemployment money still flowing, he’s the only one who applied. | 1.3235 | 0.05938 | 102 | 76 | 19 | 7 |
1442 | We haven't had any shoplifting since hiring our new security gator. | 1.3235 | 0.06099 | 102 | 77 | 17 | 8 |
1443 | He recommends anything by Attenborough. | 1.3235 | 0.05425 | 102 | 73 | 25 | 4 |
1444 | I ordered the leatherbound exemplar from the wrong Amazon | 1.3235 | 0.06099 | 102 | 77 | 17 | 8 |
1445 | Are you being cheeky? There's no elephant in the room | 1.3235 | 0.06099 | 102 | 77 | 17 | 8 |
1446 | We sell the finest, leather bound books on the market. | 1.3235 | 0.06256 | 102 | 78 | 15 | 9 |
1447 | He said he just wanted to get away from Governor Deathsantis. | 1.3233 | 0.05500 | 133 | 102 | 19 | 12 |
1448 | Well I put my “Help Wanted” sign out three weeks ago, and just when I was about to give up …..” | 1.3232 | 0.06062 | 99 | 74 | 18 | 7 |
1449 | The croc? He handles the Science and Nature section and also manages our credit department.... | 1.3232 | 0.05529 | 99 | 71 | 24 | 4 |
1450 | Not much shoplifting here lately. | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1451 | It makes for a good story. | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1452 | Our exotic leather-bound books are made to order. | 1.3229 | 0.06194 | 96 | 72 | 17 | 7 |
1453 | The critics called your book a "crock", and the publisher sent this leather-bound edition! | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
1454 | He is looking for a man with a missing right arm who tried to steal his clock! | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
1455 | Are those alligator shoes you're wearing? | 1.3226 | 0.05753 | 93 | 67 | 22 | 4 |
1456 | Well, we used to have a cat, but he was a book cover rescue. | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
1457 | I ordered an crock pot with an analogue display, so they sent me a crocodile | 1.3226 | 0.05557 | 124 | 94 | 20 | 10 |
1458 | Here's your copy of "In Cold Blood". | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
1459 | Well, this is actually the display model. | 1.3226 | 0.06334 | 93 | 70 | 16 | 7 |
1460 | Don't worry she's stuffed. She ate the last person who asked a stupid question only an hour ago. | 1.3223 | 0.05775 | 121 | 93 | 17 | 11 |
1461 | We had a cat - it wasn't very nice. | 1.3223 | 0.05406 | 121 | 90 | 23 | 8 |
1462 | The 'plump-cat-dozing-in-the-window' thing was getting pretty passe. | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1463 | Apparently, he uses the pseudonym, Al Gator. | 1.3220 | 0.05367 | 118 | 87 | 24 | 7 |
1464 | She is also endangered. | 1.3220 | 0.04945 | 118 | 84 | 30 | 4 |
1465 | He's actually friendlier than the cat. | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1466 | See what happens when you tell him you're just browsing for things to download on your Kindle. | 1.3218 | 0.06640 | 87 | 66 | 14 | 7 |
1467 | You're safe without a mask. He's vaccinated. | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1468 | Don't worry. He's a pussycat. | 1.3214 | 0.06595 | 84 | 63 | 15 | 6 |
1469 | He prefers the erudition of New York to the perdition of Florida. | 1.3214 | 0.05906 | 84 | 60 | 21 | 3 |
1470 | He's been on clearance for 50 years. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
1471 | They said bookstores were going the way of the dinosaurs. | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
1472 | We’ve adopted a new security policy with some real teeth. | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1473 | Don't worry. He's shy around bookworms. | 1.3210 | 0.06765 | 81 | 61 | 14 | 6 |
1474 | Oh, Lyle? He's my emotional support animal. | 1.3205 | 0.06947 | 78 | 59 | 13 | 6 |
1475 | Oh, that’s Carl. He’s our new Social Distancing Ambassador. | 1.3205 | 0.07183 | 78 | 60 | 11 | 7 |
1476 | He likes shoplifters, but we haven't seen one since we got him. | 1.3204 | 0.05202 | 103 | 73 | 27 | 3 |
1477 | The good thing about them is they don’t bark or scratch the furniture. | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1478 | He heard me talking about Captain Hook and basically followed me here" | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1479 | We have a very strict return policy. | 1.3200 | 0.06010 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 7 |
1480 | Florida NEVER gets my order right". | 1.3200 | 0.07143 | 75 | 57 | 12 | 6 |
1481 | I was informed by my Liverpudlian friend that you do an excellent croque en bouche | 1.3200 | 0.06886 | 75 | 56 | 14 | 5 |
1482 | Don't worry. It ate 3 weeks ago. | 1.3197 | 0.05109 | 122 | 89 | 27 | 6 |
1483 | No Returns. | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
1484 | At first, it was,“See you later…” | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
1485 | See you later? I just walked in! | 1.3196 | 0.06139 | 97 | 73 | 17 | 7 |
1486 | He comes with every purchase of Steve Irwin’s biography | 1.3196 | 0.06311 | 97 | 74 | 15 | 8 |
1487 | Don’t say ‘see ya later.’ She’ll snap. | 1.3196 | 0.06139 | 97 | 73 | 17 | 7 |
1488 | He's there to provide the five finger discount | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
1489 | Don't need to worry, it is Bring-Your-Pet-To-Work day. | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
1490 | Where did the cat go? | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
1491 | Should I pay later or in a while? | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
1492 | I’m more of a book worm myself | 1.3194 | 0.07355 | 72 | 55 | 11 | 6 |
1493 | He came with the shipment of the new Rene Lacoste biography. | 1.3194 | 0.07084 | 72 | 54 | 13 | 5 |
1494 | I know my ad asked for a “litigator,” but he was here first. | 1.3194 | 0.07084 | 72 | 54 | 13 | 5 |
1495 | It’s like having my dog at work, since Allie ate it. | 1.3193 | 0.05589 | 119 | 90 | 20 | 9 |
1496 | Slip your returns into the alligator, please. | 1.3193 | 0.05328 | 119 | 88 | 24 | 7 |
1497 | ‘What happened to the elephant in the room?’ | 1.3193 | 0.05838 | 119 | 92 | 16 | 11 |
1498 | I'll read it and then my associate will chew on it for a while. | 1.3191 | 0.05601 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1499 | Oh, that's Wally. He interfaces with self-published authors inquiring whether we would like to display their new novel. | 1.3191 | 0.06275 | 94 | 71 | 16 | 7 |
1500 | We haven't had any books stolen since he joined our staff. | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1501 | Is everything a caiman? | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1502 | It's the staff's recommendation for a Thriller. | 1.3190 | 0.05421 | 116 | 86 | 23 | 7 |
1503 | I had to diversify my business model. | 1.3190 | 0.05557 | 116 | 87 | 21 | 8 |
1504 | We believe that mask mandates and crocodile restrictions violate our freedoms. | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
1505 | Back in while"? I think you'll find you mean "See y'later" | 1.3187 | 0.06420 | 91 | 69 | 15 | 7 |
1506 | This is the closest I could get to compete with Amazon. | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1507 | Watch out if you open the long green book! | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1508 | We had to beef up security after the launch of that political satire. | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1509 | Small talk is at an all-time low since I got him | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1510 | "He's a voracious reader. Also eater. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1511 | It's okay, he's stuffed. So he won't be hungry for a while. | 1.3182 | 0.05909 | 110 | 84 | 17 | 9 |
1512 | His name is Al. No, you can’t pet him. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1513 | It’s called Amazon Primal. | 1.3178 | 0.05879 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
1514 | Disney started releasing live action storybooks and the new Peter Pan just came in | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1515 | The Lacoste fall collection came in. | 1.3176 | 0.06739 | 85 | 65 | 13 | 7 |
1516 | He and Zora Hurston are the only native floridians that have ever actually been in a bookstore. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1517 | Here for the Jungle Book reading this afternoon? | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
1518 | Not what I thought they meant by Leatherback sale... | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
1519 | His book tour is over but he still wants to stay in touch with the public | 1.3168 | 0.05252 | 101 | 72 | 26 | 3 |
1520 | He came with the book you ordered How to identify crocodiles & alligators | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1521 | Why order from amazon when you can feel like you're in the Amazon? | 1.3168 | 0.05060 | 101 | 71 | 28 | 2 |
1522 | Got desperate for publicity | 1.3168 | 0.06123 | 101 | 77 | 16 | 8 |
1523 | Spike is hypoallergenic and allergy friendly but can be a bit bitey if you scratch his belly | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1524 | Some say we're both nothing more than living dinosaurs. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1525 | No one kvetches about allergies any more. | 1.3167 | 0.05421 | 120 | 90 | 22 | 8 |
1526 | Remember when they were draining the swamp? | 1.3167 | 0.05019 | 120 | 87 | 28 | 5 |
1527 | Don't worry. He won't bite. | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1528 | Not now, I'm swamped. | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1529 | Crikey mate, she's just here to validate your parking. | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
1530 | That copy is unavailable. I'm afraid his mother is on the cover. | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
1531 | It's a crocodile. But let me double check... I 'm sorry, it's an alligator. | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
1532 | He wrote The Swamp Has Been Drained, it's political satire. | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1533 | Finally, a marketing gimmick that Amazon can't mimic. | 1.3162 | 0.05100 | 117 | 85 | 27 | 5 |
1534 | It’s drain the swamp day. All corruption books are one half off. | 1.3158 | 0.05616 | 114 | 86 | 20 | 8 |
1535 | He came over from Amazon... | 1.3158 | 0.07542 | 76 | 60 | 8 | 8 |
1536 | It’s okay. She’s inoculated. | 1.3158 | 0.07061 | 76 | 58 | 12 | 6 |
1537 | Why don't you ask him about the cat? | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
1538 | Spare me the alligator jokes, I've heard them all | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
1539 | I see you’ve found our thriller section | 1.3158 | 0.05450 | 95 | 68 | 24 | 3 |
1540 | Business really went down once Lacoste ate up Penguin. | 1.3158 | 0.06396 | 95 | 73 | 14 | 8 |
1541 | And no, you will not see her later, sir, she is a crocodile. Good day. | 1.3158 | 0.05616 | 114 | 86 | 20 | 8 |
1542 | Don’t mind Gary, he doesn’t like the taste of paying customers | 1.3153 | 0.05196 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1543 | We used to have a cat but she was too mean. | 1.3152 | 0.06359 | 92 | 70 | 15 | 7 |
1544 | I'll give you a hint: you'll " see him later", not "in a while". | 1.3152 | 0.06359 | 92 | 70 | 15 | 7 |
1545 | He's here just to enforce our no-returns policy. | 1.3152 | 0.06545 | 92 | 71 | 13 | 8 |
1546 | Will I see you later or in awhile? | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
1547 | lost his job at gator world when the pandemic struck so we hired him as part time security. | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
1548 | Just in case you're not vaccinated.. | 1.3151 | 0.07267 | 73 | 56 | 11 | 6 |
1549 | Here is the "it's-cheaper-on-amazon" complaint box, sir. | 1.3151 | 0.07000 | 73 | 55 | 13 | 5 |
1550 | By the looks of your hand,you have met Gus here.... | 1.3151 | 0.07524 | 73 | 57 | 9 | 7 |
1551 | He won't let you look at those books about draining the swamp. | 1.3151 | 0.07000 | 73 | 55 | 13 | 5 |
1552 | Now that I'm back to work, Princess was feeling lonely at home. | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1553 | Were you the one who called about alligator leather bound books? I wanted my embosser to hear. | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1554 | When we moved the store to Florida, we decided to change up the cat thing. | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
1555 | You're sure this is the draft you want to submit? Because she's only going to read it once. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1556 | If you want it bound in leather, he’s your choice. | 1.3146 | 0.06510 | 89 | 68 | 14 | 7 |
1557 | It's a quick read | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1558 | He's harmless, just don't read more than a chapter without buying it. | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
1559 | Just don’t tell him, ‘See ya later!’ | 1.3143 | 0.06100 | 105 | 81 | 15 | 9 |
1560 | Any books with snappy titles? | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
1561 | She just loved “ The First Timer’s Guide To Eating In New York City”. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1562 | ...AND no more trouble with mice | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1563 | If you buy a national geographic book,we will throw in a free gatorade. | 1.3140 | 0.06670 | 86 | 66 | 13 | 7 |
1564 | Sorry, he just snapped up the last copy. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1565 | He thinks self-help books are a croc of BS. | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
1566 | Bathroom key is on the hook behind my friend, here... | 1.3140 | 0.06670 | 86 | 66 | 13 | 7 |
1567 | We are trying out a new promotion. A pair of croc's with each purchase over $20.00. | 1.3137 | 0.06228 | 102 | 79 | 14 | 9 |
1568 | We validate parking, not your opinion. | 1.3137 | 0.06070 | 102 | 78 | 16 | 8 |
1569 | No cash,no card. Limbs only. | 1.3136 | 0.05607 | 118 | 90 | 19 | 9 |
1570 | He just wandered in one day and we decided to keep him. | 1.3133 | 0.05920 | 83 | 60 | 20 | 3 |
1571 | Think of him as a moat for social distancing. | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1572 | He's here to sign copies of his new book, "See You Later" | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1573 | He thinks he’s a cat. As long as you use the correct nouns, he’s harmless. | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1574 | It's a leather bound edition. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1575 | 'They said you were a reliable dealer of vintage, rare and anti-aquarium books?' | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1576 | We've had a little hiccup in our 'Meet the Author' plans. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1577 | Lacoste is sponsoring our new book collection, you see | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1578 | Sorry about your dog, but shoplifting is down 50% | 1.3125 | 0.06057 | 80 | 58 | 19 | 3 |
1579 | Says here an alligator escaped from the local zoo, but he keeps insisting his name is Larry and he's from Scarsdale. | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
1580 | If you insist on leather binding, over here is our self-service station.” | 1.3125 | 0.06796 | 80 | 61 | 13 | 6 |
1581 | Don’t worry, he’s been fed. He just likes to stay up here and keep me company. Unless he likes your cologne. Then, worry.” | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1582 | We support swamp-to-market leather covers. | 1.3125 | 0.06162 | 96 | 73 | 16 | 7 |
1583 | Hopefully what you want is in the front row. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1584 | Sorry, we discontinued alligator bindings since Lyle joined the staff. | 1.3125 | 0.06057 | 80 | 58 | 19 | 3 |
1585 | Sorry,we ordered from "The Amazon" by mistake. | 1.3125 | 0.06337 | 96 | 74 | 14 | 8 |
1586 | I asked for The Litigators, Kes. Get your ears checked. | 1.3125 | 0.05953 | 112 | 87 | 15 | 10 |
1587 | Sorry, but I had no place to go since they "drained the swamp" | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1588 | Well the elephant in the room died, and this is all they had in stock... | 1.3125 | 0.05817 | 112 | 86 | 17 | 9 |
1589 | Bookstore cats shed too much | 1.3120 | 0.04875 | 125 | 91 | 29 | 5 |
1590 | He’s from Miami, nothing fictional about him. | 1.3120 | 0.05005 | 125 | 92 | 27 | 6 |
1591 | Welcome to Florida. Where a gator owns a bookstore and I can’t read. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1592 | My friend was just here buying a book. Where is he? | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1593 | She asked me for a book on the Everglades. I told her I'd order it. She said she'd wait. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1594 | Someone broke into our shop last week so we had to hire an investi-gator | 1.3119 | 0.05785 | 109 | 83 | 18 | 8 |
1595 | what can I say? I like alliteration. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1596 | She’s my emotional support animal. | 1.3118 | 0.06111 | 93 | 70 | 17 | 6 |
1597 | It has an intellectual taste. | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1598 | Now, slowly put the other hand in your pocket. | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1599 | This will help with business | 1.3118 | 0.06300 | 93 | 71 | 15 | 7 |
1600 | This one is really hard to put down once you pick it up! | 1.3118 | 0.06111 | 93 | 70 | 17 | 6 |
1601 | For those looking for a five finger discount. | 1.3118 | 0.06111 | 93 | 70 | 17 | 6 |
1602 | No sir there's no need to worry about crocodiles in the shop, alligators on the other hand... | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
1603 | He lived on East 88th for years but the building went condo. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1604 | Well, I loved your manuscript, but Fred is indifferent, so you might want to slowly back out of the store. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1605 | We have a strict policy on reading without buying. | 1.3115 | 0.05216 | 122 | 91 | 24 | 7 |
1606 | The cat is on vacation and he's what the temp agency could offer. | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
1607 | Would you like a alligator cover for your book, | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
1608 | The New pop-up books are getting very realistic. | 1.3113 | 0.05899 | 106 | 81 | 17 | 8 |
1609 | If you mention you’ll buy a book on Amazon, I’ll sic him on you! | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
1610 | He used to work at Amazon. | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1611 | It’s hard to judge a book by its cover when you can’t take your eyes off him. | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1612 | Our self help section is mostly a croc. | 1.3111 | 0.06637 | 90 | 70 | 12 | 8 |
1613 | The alarm system became unaffordable. | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1614 | We have a strict "No children" policy. | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1615 | Is this the wildlife section? | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1616 | We felt that Trump's autobiography should come with a big dose of reality. | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1617 | 37 million years of evolution and they still can’t read. | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1618 | When you're running a book store, you want a Head of Security that doesn't yammer with the customers all day, and can hold a crook by the ankle while you're waiting for the cops to arrive. | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
1619 | He doesn't just read them, he gobbles them up. | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
1620 | I can't leave him home alone anymore. Turns out he prefers the taste of cat. | 1.3108 | 0.06918 | 74 | 56 | 13 | 5 |
1621 | There are just too many shelves to have an elephant in the room. | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
1622 | You're good. He is just not trained to respect women. | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
1623 | We decided to replace the complaint department with something more intimidating. | 1.3108 | 0.07434 | 74 | 58 | 9 | 7 |
1624 | The cat's in there somewhere. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1625 | It's the next level entertainment experience. The story is "virtual," but the "reality" still bites! | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1626 | Sudden moves are OK, but no alligator-skin bookbinding jokes. | 1.3103 | 0.05666 | 116 | 89 | 18 | 9 |
1627 | Since outsourcing my reptilian brain I've been able to read the news again. | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1628 | I just couldn’t come back to work without him. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1629 | Shop lifting is now 0. | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
1630 | Free book with every alligator. | 1.3103 | 0.05254 | 116 | 86 | 24 | 6 |
1631 | I'd avoid the Reader's Digest section. | 1.3100 | 0.06146 | 100 | 77 | 15 | 8 |
1632 | He ate the store cat and then just kinda stuck around… | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
1633 | He says he's here to protest reptile stereotypes. On the plus side, no one asks to use our bathroom anymore. | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
1634 | ''He's snapping up new readers with his book signing!'' | 1.3100 | 0.05894 | 100 | 78 | 14 | 8 |
1635 | He only bites when someone says Kindle | 1.3100 | 0.06146 | 100 | 77 | 15 | 8 |
1636 | Don't bother if you're here to purchase, we've hired him to chase out the window shoppers. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1637 | He just loves bookworms. | 1.3099 | 0.07118 | 71 | 54 | 12 | 5 |
1638 | Apparently, he prefers bookstores to the Amazons | 1.3099 | 0.07118 | 71 | 54 | 12 | 5 |
1639 | What, those? Those are his signed copies of 'In Cold Blood. | 1.3099 | 0.07396 | 71 | 55 | 10 | 6 |
1640 | Our sewers backed up | 1.3099 | 0.07396 | 71 | 55 | 10 | 6 |
1641 | We have a strict no-browsing policy. | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
1642 | Of course the ticking is annoying, but even a great book needs a good hook. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1643 | I don't know what happened to the cat. | 1.3095 | 0.05611 | 84 | 60 | 22 | 2 |
1644 | He says no refunds. | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1645 | The real Mr. Dundee is doing a book signing today. | 1.3095 | 0.04211 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
1646 | You mentioned Gatorade and made him a bit jumpy. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1647 | It’s been hanging around since last week’s reading of Peter Pan. | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1648 | Those are rare indeed. But, they'll cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.3093 | 0.06280 | 97 | 75 | 14 | 8 |
1649 | You won't like how it ends. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1650 | Well, sir, this IS Florida. | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
1651 | She just transferred here from the Florida store, so the move to Vancouver has been an adjustment. But she does have a way with the young kids. | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
1652 | Your special order came in. | 1.3091 | 0.06023 | 110 | 86 | 14 | 10 |
1653 | I heard Crocs are back | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
1654 | He’s my emotional support pet. | 1.3088 | 0.06375 | 68 | 49 | 17 | 2 |
1655 | I handle first editions. He takes remainders. | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
1656 | It's hard to compete with Amazon these days. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1657 | He’s the only one who answered our ad for a security guard. | 1.3086 | 0.06722 | 81 | 62 | 13 | 6 |
1658 | It came with the Amazon shipment. | 1.3086 | 0.06722 | 81 | 62 | 13 | 6 |
1659 | That’s right. Most book stores have a cat. And this one used to. | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1660 | Shoplifting is down to zero, but so are sales. | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1661 | I can’t explain it. He almost always prefers the left arm. | 1.3086 | 0.06722 | 81 | 62 | 13 | 6 |
1662 | Ahem. We do accept tips now. No pressure though. | 1.3086 | 0.06948 | 81 | 63 | 11 | 7 |
1663 | Thank you for your purchase, Allie will now punch your frequent shoppers card. Go ahead, do it. | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 69 | 21 | 4 |
1664 | We don't check vaccine status, require masking, or ban crocodiles. You want the government on your back, there's a Barns and Nobles down the street. | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1665 | Do you have any books on alligators?" "No, but we have this alligator on books... | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1666 | Are you here for the Peter Pan reenactment? | 1.3085 | 0.05245 | 94 | 67 | 25 | 2 |
1667 | Welcome to Lacoste Books. | 1.3085 | 0.05765 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1668 | He’s here to sign his new cookbook, Tastes Like Chicken. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1669 | Yes Mr. Jones, the book you ordered on Alligator Recipes is right over there and came with a free sample. | 1.3083 | 0.05525 | 120 | 92 | 19 | 9 |
1670 | Of course he's wild. That's his brother on your feet. | 1.3083 | 0.04850 | 120 | 87 | 29 | 4 |
1671 | The cat kept making lousy book recommendations. | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
1672 | We did have a cat | 1.3077 | 0.05343 | 91 | 65 | 24 | 2 |
1673 | Don’t worry, it was just fed. | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1674 | It's one of those reads that get you in the end. | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
1675 | The first editions are to my right. Some are so rare they will cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.3077 | 0.05887 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1676 | Well sure, but we’ve lost so much walk-in business because of cat allergies. | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1677 | Sorry. He snaps at everybody. | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
1678 | If you don’t like the book, no need to return it – – he will dispose of it for you. | 1.3077 | 0.06903 | 78 | 60 | 12 | 6 |
1679 | This is our new mystery section mascot, The Investi-gator | 1.3077 | 0.05968 | 104 | 80 | 16 | 8 |
1680 | She’s a Gatorcroc rescue from Florida. | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1681 | He's guarding first editions of Peter Pan 🐊 | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
1682 | I'd suggest putting your mask on | 1.3077 | 0.06903 | 78 | 60 | 12 | 6 |
1683 | He handles our customers' "Read Later" lists. | 1.3077 | 0.06385 | 91 | 70 | 14 | 7 |
1684 | I asked him if he read and he said he was voracious. | 1.3070 | 0.05449 | 114 | 86 | 21 | 7 |
1685 | I don't see it out here, let me go check the back. | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1686 | Just a side note, it's not an alligator, it's a crocodile. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1687 | Do you want the leather binding or not? Or He's our ace in the hole for biting criticism. | 1.3069 | 0.03654 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
1688 | Your wife forgot her handbag. | 1.3069 | 0.05311 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1689 | He knows a good book when he eats it | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1690 | Don't worry, he would never harm a book. He's a carnivore" | 1.3069 | 0.06092 | 101 | 78 | 15 | 8 |
1691 | Don't be nervous, we're fully vaccinated | 1.3069 | 0.06253 | 101 | 79 | 13 | 9 |
1692 | I think of him as my gator aid against shoplifters. | 1.3068 | 0.06537 | 88 | 68 | 13 | 7 |
1693 | The critics say his entire body of work is a croc. | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1694 | Our editor says your manuscript moved him to tears. He says he's been looking forward to meeting you ... maybe over lunch? | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1695 | It’s a new binding service we offer. | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1696 | It’s called Crocodiles for Dummies.” | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1697 | I’m sorry but your order is delayed. We’re swamped. | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1698 | New security has really cut down the five finger discounts. | 1.3068 | 0.06537 | 88 | 68 | 13 | 7 |
1699 | Well it worked for Lacoste | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1700 | Here’s a hint. He’ll see you later. | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1701 | He's friendlier than the cat, and fewer people are allergic to him. | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1702 | ‘Bookstore cats are so last century. I thought I’d try something new.’ | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1703 | Leather covers these days... | 1.3063 | 0.04578 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1704 | The cat is no longer with us. | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
1705 | Your new boots are almost ready, but it’s probably best you wait outside! That belt you’re wearing was his uncle… | 1.3059 | 0.06700 | 85 | 66 | 12 | 7 |
1706 | We are featuring books on Crocodylia this month and Albert wanted to be here. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1707 | Shoplifting is a thing of the past | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
1708 | It's our first and last "Bring Your Reptile to Work" day. | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
1709 | Go ahead, that's the 20% off pile. | 1.3056 | 0.06452 | 72 | 53 | 16 | 3 |
1710 | To stay relevant, brick and mortar stores need to offer experiences you can't get online | 1.3056 | 0.07032 | 72 | 55 | 12 | 5 |
1711 | He ate the cat, so I made him chief mouser. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1712 | We poached him from Amazon. | 1.3056 | 0.06141 | 72 | 52 | 18 | 2 |
1713 | They charge an arm and a leg for the New Yorker these days! | 1.3056 | 0.06141 | 72 | 52 | 18 | 2 |
1714 | Sorry, sir, but we require masks in our shop. | 1.3053 | 0.05407 | 131 | 102 | 18 | 11 |
1715 | Don't make a pun when you leave. He hates that. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1716 | He's a rare edition." | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1717 | This one sorta came with the shop, but if you're interested, she just had kittens a few weeks ago. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1718 | This Tick-Tock the Crocodile and it includes an alarm clock and a signed first-edition of Peter Pan. | 1.3049 | 0.06873 | 82 | 64 | 11 | 7 |
1719 | It's not a First Edition but a great facsimile. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1720 | Sorry, you were here before and grabbed a book with your right hand. Try again, I think we have the kinks worked out. | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
1721 | Actually it’s an alligator. Fiction? It’s next to the falcon. If you hit the zebra you’ve gone too far. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1722 | We couldn’t afford a security guard but figured this was the next best thing! | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1723 | You're welcome to leaf through these, but be careful | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1724 | Don't worry, it's stuffed, as in satiated. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1725 | Go ahead and ask. Mortimer is an open book. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
1726 | No, no.... I wouldn't call him a mascot. He's more of a live-in literary critic. | 1.3043 | 0.05296 | 92 | 66 | 24 | 2 |
1727 | There’s a new state law on the books ensuring that no one wears a mask. | 1.3043 | 0.04698 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1728 | He's a rescue from the shoe store across the street. | 1.3043 | 0.05624 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1729 | Will that be cash, check, or chomp? | 1.3043 | 0.07531 | 69 | 54 | 9 | 6 |
1730 | Yes, we have that title. Do you care for the "leather-bound" or "paper-bound" edition? | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1731 | Printed books have existed for centuries, and like the crocodile, shall never be extinct. | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
1732 | He’s here while the swamp is being renovated | 1.3043 | 0.06324 | 92 | 71 | 14 | 7 |
1733 | Amazon sent them to shed tears over the fate of independent bookstores. | 1.3043 | 0.06510 | 92 | 72 | 12 | 8 |
1734 | Yes he’s my emotional support animal and neither he nor I think your actually going to read Ulysses. | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1735 | It's our Amazon initiative. | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
1736 | We wanted to add some urgency to the "just browsing today" experience. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1737 | It’s the new Neil Caiman... | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1738 | The cat’s gone. This is Al. Al ate the cat. You can’t pet Al. What can I help with? | 1.3036 | 0.05505 | 112 | 85 | 20 | 7 |
1739 | Yes we do custom leather bound. | 1.3034 | 0.05397 | 89 | 64 | 23 | 2 |
1740 | The elephant in the room” was becoming too much of a cliche. | 1.3034 | 0.05155 | 89 | 63 | 25 | 1 |
1741 | When I work at the computer, he always goes to sleep on the keyboard. | 1.3034 | 0.06667 | 89 | 70 | 11 | 8 |
1742 | Its contents may surprise you. | 1.3034 | 0.06472 | 89 | 69 | 13 | 7 |
1743 | It was hard to find a pet that wasn’t constantly demanding affection. | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1744 | He doesn't shed hair on the books like the cat we used to have but he doesn't like to be scratched under the chin. | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
1745 | It's our 'Amazon' special. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1746 | New release. | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1747 | This is the new hire from Florida. | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
1748 | He’s really nice, but if I were you I’d avoid the culinary section. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1749 | My Ex couldn’t take custody this week, so here we are. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
1750 | Think of a sleeping dog then multiply that by a million. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
1751 | Well, he ate the shop cat - so now he’s the shop twofor | 1.3030 | 0.07470 | 66 | 51 | 10 | 5 |
1752 | He likes it if you read anything by David Attenborough to him; just don't mention Crocodile Dundee at all, or .... | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1753 | That’s not quite what I had in mind when I asked if you sold Crocs. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1754 | I had to get him because there were too many people taking a penny and not leaving a penny. | 1.3028 | 0.06044 | 109 | 86 | 13 | 10 |
1755 | It’s hard to find good help these days.. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1756 | He's an omnivorous reader. | 1.3026 | 0.05929 | 76 | 55 | 19 | 2 |
1757 | Just don’t let him see those shoes | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
1758 | He just showed up here one day looking for "Peter Pan" and really liked this place. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1759 | Relax, we feed him customers coming in for conspiracy books two or three times a week. | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
1760 | Please silence your phone while you browse. | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
1761 | What happened to the cat? | 1.3025 | 0.05411 | 119 | 91 | 20 | 8 |
1762 | He came in in 1986 asking if they had made a novelization of "Crocodile Dundee" yet, and I'll be darned if he hasn't been waiting here for one ever since. | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
1763 | You're in luck. My new helper specializes in things you can sink your teeth into. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1764 | Our new guy Wally here is an expert in finding books you can really sink your teeth into. | 1.3023 | 0.05503 | 86 | 62 | 22 | 2 |
1765 | He's a voracious reader of southern cuisine. | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1766 | He wants to know who your shoes are made from. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1767 | This new release by BBC Earth is so good that the characters come alive. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1768 | Oh Steve? He's just here for the customers using up the free wifi. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1769 | This is actually one of the less dangerous things about Florida. | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
1770 | See, no crocodile tears… | 1.3021 | 0.05662 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1771 | I used to run a China Shop but the bull died. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1772 | My CPA recommended that I try harder to ‘differentiate’ so I finally found something that Amazon DOES NOT sell. | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1773 | Him? Oh, he's a verbivore, you know, a logophage." | 1.3017 | 0.04777 | 116 | 84 | 29 | 3 |
1774 | Feel free to zigzag through the store. | 1.3017 | 0.05506 | 116 | 89 | 19 | 8 |
1775 | We only take cash. | 1.3014 | 0.06948 | 73 | 56 | 12 | 5 |
1776 | After you've been in Florida for a while you just stop noticing them. | 1.3014 | 0.07475 | 73 | 58 | 8 | 7 |
1777 | Bookstore cats are just so 2019. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1778 | His name is Bezos. Voracious appetite. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1779 | Sorry, the best sellers keep getting snapped up. | 1.3012 | 0.06800 | 83 | 65 | 11 | 7 |
1780 | No. Autographs only,Legal won’t allow any ‘selfies’. | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
1781 | I'm sorry sir, but most people don't leave their alligators at the store. I'll need some proof that this is yours. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1782 | No, I wouldn't say we engage in any predatory practices. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1783 | He loves our customers. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1784 | Or you can have the cover in Moroccan leather . | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1785 | He’s the only worker willing to forgo unemployment for subsistence wages. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1786 | Think Southern Gothic meets Florida Noir. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1787 | She's usually very well behaved | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1788 | He simply devours the mysteries. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1789 | It's to promote our latest book "Alligator Taming"...sadly the author is no longer with us. | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
1790 | Animal rescue said he was well-read enough to make his own decisions. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1791 | Don’t get me started. My family goes back 8 million years in Florida. Never seen anything like this. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1792 | Well your work experience looks good, available weekends which is good…. Is something making you nervous? | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
1793 | We’ve been having trouble hiring lately. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1794 | We’ve been swamped! | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1795 | Why yes, we do have a "Florida Man" section. | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
1796 | It’s been a bit of a day. Don’t ask. | 1.3010 | 0.04436 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1797 | Do you hear a ticking noise? | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1798 | This is Kyle— he's our new hire for storytime. | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1799 | Ahh great, you have The Devil Wears Prada in hardback. | 1.3009 | 0.04850 | 113 | 82 | 28 | 3 |
1800 | Leather covers are optional. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1801 | No, there’s no kindle edition. | 1.3000 | 0.05711 | 110 | 85 | 17 | 8 |
1802 | It's from my bother in law, Sid. He sells Lacoste shirts next door. | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1803 | You won't be able to put that one down until it's finished. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
1804 | Yes, we carry Crocs | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
1805 | The book signing was cancelled. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1806 | She got her B. A. in Library Science and now she’s back home living with us. | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
1807 | He hasn't helped us compete with Amazon as much as we had hoped, but he has taken a significant bite out of our losses to theft. | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
1808 | He ate the cat, so now he's our new store pet. | 1.3000 | 0.06435 | 100 | 80 | 10 | 10 |
1809 | He overdosed on Stephen King. | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1810 | The reading from "Any Animal Can Be a Pet" has been cancelled. | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
1811 | George is friendly, except for people who spend hours and hours browsing through books and then don't buy anything | 1.2991 | 0.05007 | 107 | 78 | 26 | 3 |
1812 | I think you heard me, Mack... Put your wallet on the counter, turn around slowly, and walk out. | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1813 | Okay, sometimes you CAN tell a book by its cover. | 1.2991 | 0.05821 | 107 | 83 | 16 | 8 |
1814 | Earlier he mentioned that you’d be stopping by to see him later. | 1.2991 | 0.05667 | 107 | 82 | 18 | 7 |
1815 | Does he know how to read? He's devoured every book I've ever given him! | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1816 | Relax. He only bites if you browse without buying. | 1.2990 | 0.06072 | 97 | 75 | 15 | 7 |
1817 | We don't have any books on alligators,but we do have crocodiles on books. | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
1818 | Sorry, the only thing he wrestles are poorly conceived analogies. | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1819 | No more bringing back a book and saying it's a crock. | 1.2989 | 0.06356 | 87 | 67 | 14 | 6 |
1820 | It's the new 2022 David Attenborough 3D Calendar and Gift set. I can't keep 'em on the shelves. | 1.2989 | 0.06356 | 87 | 67 | 14 | 6 |
1821 | The owner just said "See you later" and left. | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1822 | Oh, go ahead and get your book. What do you think he's going to do, bite you? | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
1823 | We now offer the freshest custom binding. | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
1824 | Not to alarm you, but he has very strong opinions about contemporary fiction. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1825 | Let me know if you need a hand. | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1826 | He finds customers a lot easier to digest than Faulkner's storylines. | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
1827 | Don’t ask me if he bites. It’s his store not mine. | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
1828 | Books are on sale. Metaphors are full-price. | 1.2987 | 0.07175 | 77 | 61 | 9 | 7 |
1829 | He's helped drive contactless payment adoption up 786%... | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
1830 | He has trouble turning pages. | 1.2985 | 0.07372 | 67 | 52 | 10 | 5 |
1831 | Don't worry! He doesn't make snap judgements. | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
1832 | He ate my pitbull to become my alpha pet. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1833 | Of course, you could step down to the standard leather binding... | 1.2981 | 0.06092 | 104 | 82 | 13 | 9 |
1834 | A Yelp review called our Staff Picks toothless so... | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1835 | If you’re not ready to buy today, we also offer predatory lending. | 1.2979 | 0.06735 | 94 | 76 | 8 | 10 |
1836 | We used to have a store cat, but it disappeared. | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1837 | Don't worry, he really only eats bookworms. | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1838 | Yeah, best seller is such a crock. | 1.2976 | 0.06938 | 84 | 67 | 9 | 8 |
1839 | After the latest round of union negotiations, he just became more affordable than a security guard | 1.2976 | 0.05159 | 84 | 62 | 20 | 2 |
1840 | He ate the cat, so I let him stay. | 1.2976 | 0.05561 | 84 | 61 | 21 | 2 |
1841 | Not to worry. He’s only for the unvaccinated. | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1842 | With the hurricanes we're getting this year, it looks like Florida is coming to us | 1.2976 | 0.05561 | 84 | 61 | 21 | 2 |
1843 | We have a pretty strict return policy. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1844 | Where is everyone? I thought Books & Bites started an hour ago. | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
1845 | Where else? From Amazon. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1846 | Don't make a snap judgment! | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
1847 | I was having a problem with security! | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
1848 | Swipe, insert, or tap | 1.2973 | 0.07130 | 74 | 58 | 10 | 6 |
1849 | Never judge a book by its cover. | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1850 | That's a croc(k)! | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
1851 | We pride our business model and security system on being old-fashioned. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1852 | Hey, Allan. They finally approved pets in our building. | 1.2969 | 0.07278 | 64 | 49 | 11 | 4 |
1853 | Makes you stop and think, doesn't it? | 1.2969 | 0.07278 | 64 | 49 | 11 | 4 |
1854 | Of course it’s ticking. | 1.2969 | 0.07278 | 64 | 49 | 11 | 4 |
1855 | George, here, can help you find a book. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1856 | He doesn’t say much but does have biting commentary | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1857 | She’s only with us for story hour. Poor thing—her arms are too short to read on her own. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1858 | We have a leather bound first edition you that may interest you! | 1.2963 | 0.05773 | 108 | 84 | 16 | 8 |
1859 | He got too big to flush down the toilet! | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1860 | That IS the new cat. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1861 | Shoplifting has stopped completely | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1862 | In case somebody asks for a Kindle | 1.2963 | 0.06677 | 81 | 63 | 12 | 6 |
1863 | Well, yes, we had a cat. Past tense. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1864 | I miss the cat. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1865 | Who doesn't like to devour a new book," thought Tomas | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
1866 | Not to worry! He's still digesting his latest book club...selection. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1867 | Besides cutting down on thefts, he's also a great thesaurus. | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
1868 | Like a good book, I just can't put him down. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
1869 | It's our buy one, get nothing free sale. | 1.2958 | 0.07062 | 71 | 55 | 11 | 5 |
1870 | A little scary, but this is the only employee who doesn’t complain how cold the AC is. | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
1871 | If you return this, it will cost you an arm and a leg | 1.2957 | 0.05380 | 115 | 88 | 20 | 7 |
1872 | Thanks Henry,but I was looking for books on gators. Not gators on books. | 1.2957 | 0.05380 | 115 | 88 | 20 | 7 |
1873 | All the books in this section cost an arm and a leg. | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1874 | Got his second Covid shot yesterday. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1875 | Every bookstore needs a resident pet! | 1.2955 | 0.05399 | 88 | 64 | 22 | 2 |
1876 | Don't be alarmed, My wife is inside. | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1877 | ‘See you later’ is cool, but ‘after a while’ is not. | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1878 | His new book is 'See You Later: How to Move from New York to Florida'. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1879 | I told Bezos come down here and we would settle this once and for all. He's supposed to bring an anaconda. | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1880 | His natural habitat is Deconstructed Rainforest | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1881 | We hired him because of his biting sense of humor. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1882 | If you can snatch the book from his mouth, it’s free. | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1883 | Who, this guy...Oh yeah he's an avid reader, loves to get his teeth into a book! | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1884 | There hasn't been a single book stolen since we hired good reliable Larry, here." | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1885 | Can I recommend something to really sink your teeth into? | 1.2949 | 0.06854 | 78 | 61 | 11 | 6 |
1886 | Indeed, “Alligator Wrestling for Dummies” comes with a live Alligator. Do you need help getting him into your car or are you all set? | 1.2949 | 0.06854 | 78 | 61 | 11 | 6 |
1887 | It's Izod--I Z O D. | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1888 | I know he's good security, but he lacks the warmth of a dog." Thomas Frizzell (Crockett, Texas) | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
1889 | You'll know if he doesn't like your selection. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1890 | Do you want a bag? | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1891 | He’s our new ‘Izod Anti-Shoplifting’ system. | 1.2946 | 0.05476 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
1892 | My guard dog just wouldn't stop barking. | 1.2946 | 0.05327 | 112 | 85 | 21 | 6 |
1893 | The cat quit and there's a labor shortage. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1894 | You have to be thick-skinned to work in retail these days. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1895 | The cat died so this is Chaucer II | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1896 | Yes, but he prefers "Alligator mississippiensis." | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1897 | I didn't know you worked here, Rebecca. | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
1898 | We welcome suggestions, but not so much complaints | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1899 | FYI, the Children’s Section is closed until further notice. | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
1900 | If you don’t snap it up, he will | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1901 | I ran an ad in the paper saying we were swamped and would hire on the spot. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1902 | We decided to lean into the ‘arm and a leg’ pricing model. | 1.2941 | 0.06658 | 85 | 67 | 11 | 7 |
1903 | We have a 90 day return policy. After that, you can wrestle the crocodile for store credit. | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1904 | Online price complaints go to him. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1905 | Everyone uses cell phones or tablets these days, so we're shredding our inventory. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1906 | Pat the Bunny was banned by the Me Too movement...this is the Touch a Gator, Lose a Hand series | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1907 | When you leave it’s “see you later”, not “in a while”. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1908 | She came in a shipment of books received from Florida. | 1.2935 | 0.05581 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
1909 | Say what you will but He knows more about Shakespeare than anyone else In this uncultured city. | 1.2935 | 0.05135 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
1910 | He loved your book. | 1.2933 | 0.07045 | 75 | 59 | 10 | 6 |
1911 | He’s from Amazon…… | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1912 | His bite's way worse than his bark. | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1913 | If you’re looking for something smaller the babies are in the children’s book area | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
1914 | Are you new to Florida? | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1915 | His name is Lyle, Lyle. | 1.2931 | 0.05478 | 116 | 90 | 18 | 8 |
1916 | But the trim is genuine alligator! | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1917 | I think I know the ending of this story. | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
1918 | Forcing alligators to wear muzzles lacks a well-grounded scientific justification. | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
1919 | We are testing a more organic security system. | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1920 | He only bites if you dog-ear the pages. | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1921 | So is it see ya later or afterwhile to you and your friend? | 1.2927 | 0.06605 | 82 | 64 | 12 | 6 |
1922 | Straight From The Swamp: | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1923 | At least she doesn't shed. | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1924 | ...and he is fully vaccinated! | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1925 | This godamn turtle won’t get off my pizza boxes. | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1926 | Couldn’t just leave her in Florida | 1.2927 | 0.05345 | 82 | 59 | 22 | 1 |
1927 | We're Amazon themed. | 1.2925 | 0.05440 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
1928 | It's ironic that he's from the Amazon. | 1.2923 | 0.07180 | 65 | 50 | 11 | 4 |
1929 | We also have a special on this 12-hole punch. | 1.2921 | 0.06432 | 89 | 70 | 12 | 7 |
1930 | It's an exciting new work by a climate change denier. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1931 | Nope, sorry, no books on alligator obedience. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1932 | A book on handbag design, you say? | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1933 | Don't worry, aligators don't get Covid | 1.2921 | 0.06432 | 89 | 70 | 12 | 7 |
1934 | This one can really sink its teeth into you. | 1.2921 | 0.06432 | 89 | 70 | 12 | 7 |
1935 | Him? He's in charge of returns. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1936 | He is a tough critic, but hey he must of liked some of the manuscript because you still have your left arm. | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1937 | It’s a very rare alligator bound edition. | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1938 | He ate the store cat, but we kept him because his personality is better. | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1939 | Does your crocodile eat lawyers? | 1.2917 | 0.06976 | 72 | 56 | 11 | 5 |
1940 | It's his picture on all those polo shirts. | 1.2917 | 0.05745 | 72 | 52 | 19 | 1 |
1941 | He’s protesting leather-bound books. | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
1942 | Says here it's an alligator. | 1.2917 | 0.07251 | 72 | 57 | 9 | 6 |
1943 | He only bites the unvaccinated. | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1944 | He makes solid recommendations — just decline if he wants to go with you to the shelf. | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1945 | Sorry for the inconvenience , the previous manager insisted on draining the swamp. | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
1946 | Don't worry, he is much less judgmental than the cats were. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1947 | Now remember Gator, customers are friends, not food. | 1.2913 | 0.05627 | 103 | 79 | 18 | 6 |
1948 | I’m so happy Ron DeSantis fought for all my rights | 1.2913 | 0.05627 | 103 | 79 | 18 | 6 |
1949 | Those books are free. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1950 | It's a new genre. Read at your own risk. | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
1951 | He likes your shoes. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1952 | It’s OK he’s just eaten. The last customer called him an alligator. | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1953 | Feel free to browse as long as he'd like. | 1.2911 | 0.06777 | 79 | 62 | 11 | 6 |
1954 | It's an inflatable, but still cuts down on shoplifters. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1955 | Wanted an associate with online marketing experience. Turns out he’s from THE Amazon. | 1.2911 | 0.06777 | 79 | 62 | 11 | 6 |
1956 | What can I say, he kind of grew on me during quarantine | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
1957 | It takes thick skin to stay in the book business these days | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1958 | Go ahead and try to steal one | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1959 | We are enforcing social distancing | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1960 | You'll be OK -- this is the fiction section. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1961 | Corporate is taking the “Amazon” part of the bookstore too far. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1962 | The book you ordered, " My life with an alligator" is out of print. This is the best that we could do for you. | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1963 | I said a book on alligators, not an alligator on books! | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1964 | On the plus side, we have much less shoplifting. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1965 | Stay calm and don't mention the you know what in the room. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1966 | He apparently tells the story of the Ichthyosaurs extinction, in Oral Tradition. But no one has been able to translate the language. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1967 | His favorite treat is bad prose. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1968 | Most people start browsing here in ‘Nature’ and then move on to ‘First Aid.’ | 1.2903 | 0.08094 | 62 | 50 | 6 | 6 |
1969 | I should have know that being inside with strangers was dangerous these days. | 1.2903 | 0.07760 | 62 | 49 | 8 | 5 |
1970 | I meant to order erotic but I made a typo.” | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1971 | He seems harmless enough. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1972 | As you know, these first editions can cost an arm and a leg. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1973 | No. The proper saying is: See you later alligator, after a while crocodile. Alligators are picky that way. | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1974 | He's a glutton for bibliophiles. | 1.2899 | 0.05876 | 69 | 50 | 18 | 1 |
1975 | Wait, did you order a book on crocs and not a croc on books? | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1976 | No more rats in the alley. Nor skateboarders. | 1.2899 | 0.07473 | 69 | 55 | 8 | 6 |
1977 | Yep - said he won't go back to the golf course pond until vaccination rates go up in Florida. | 1.2897 | 0.05940 | 107 | 85 | 13 | 9 |
1978 | Let me know if I can help you find anything. | 1.2897 | 0.05313 | 107 | 81 | 21 | 5 |
1979 | Shoplifting no longer a problem and he actually seems to smile at people. | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1980 | It's an alligator. With an 'A.' That's why he's up front. | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1981 | Our returns policy has teeth. | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1982 | Sorry, we don't have any books on alligators, however we do have an alligator on books. | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1983 | These are from the Kroch's and Brentano's inventory. | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1984 | Florida bookstores are different from other bookstores. | 1.2895 | 0.07210 | 76 | 61 | 8 | 7 |
1985 | I see you have the latest Readers Digest. | 1.2895 | 0.06963 | 76 | 60 | 10 | 6 |
1986 | I suggest petting it nicely before asking for any spoilers. | 1.2895 | 0.06963 | 76 | 60 | 10 | 6 |
1987 | We are trying to diversify our offerings | 1.2895 | 0.05869 | 76 | 56 | 18 | 2 |
1988 | No, my alligator does not bite. | 1.2892 | 0.06534 | 83 | 65 | 12 | 6 |
1989 | He's already eaten. | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1990 | I’m sorry you misunderstood what we meant by “alligator bound.” | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1991 | Sadly for the author, it turned out to be a Meet and Eat. | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1992 | You’d think the arms would be longer. Wait, I mean legs. | 1.2892 | 0.07177 | 83 | 68 | 6 | 9 |
1993 | We are going for the Amazon experience. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1994 | My associate here actually handles all sales of Abbie Hoffman’s, Steal this Book. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1995 | Amazon may sell books on alligators, but this is the only place you can get alligators on books. | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1996 | He works for minimum wade. | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1997 | The blurb promises "a jaw-dropping twist" and let me tell you, it delivers. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1998 | He eats e-readers. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1999 | His latest book is a crock. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2000 | It's a security system, a shredder, and a no-return policy all in one. | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
2001 | Hasn’t bought anything. I think he’s just here for the air conditioning. | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
2002 | What's that ticking I hear? | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2003 | . “We’ve had to pivot, to be more like the Amazon.” | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2004 | He" doesn't have to wear a mask but YOU do | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2005 | The books are free, but they cost an arm and a leg | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2006 | According to critics, once you open it, you can't put it down. | 1.2887 | 0.06381 | 97 | 78 | 10 | 9 |
2007 | Don’t mind the shop croc, it’s for emotional support. | 1.2887 | 0.04851 | 97 | 70 | 26 | 1 |
2008 | We finally got on Amazon. | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
2009 | This is my next belt. | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
2010 | As a city hero, Lyle will be here all day. Mrs. Primm will do the book signing for him. | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
2011 | I know. I can't believe they're back in style either. | 1.2879 | 0.06392 | 66 | 49 | 15 | 2 |
2012 | He’s our book critic. | 1.2879 | 0.07406 | 66 | 52 | 9 | 5 |
2013 | It’s not an alligator, it’s a crocodile | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
2014 | I feel fortunate to have found a place where they allow you to bring emotional support reptiles to work. | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
2015 | Oh, he says there was too much coronavirus in Florida. | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
2016 | Shoplifters | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
2017 | Sorry, this is a book store not a shoe store. | 1.2875 | 0.05680 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
2018 | Yes, we do have some rare books. How badly do you want to see them? | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
2019 | He's waiting for his book to come in...I keep telling him we do deliveries but I guess he's worried they won't find him in the swamp. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
2020 | You can pet him; his name is Quick. | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
2021 | We’re working out a few bugs in the Amazon resellers program. | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
2022 | Relax, Swampy, the man's armless. | 1.2875 | 0.07159 | 80 | 65 | 7 | 8 |
2023 | We just instituted an anti-shoplifting policy. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2024 | As you might expect, he’s a voracious reader. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2025 | He’s doing a book signing here for his latest “croc-pot” recipe series. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2026 | Your Alligator covered book is in . | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2027 | It just arrived when we signed up for the Green and Ethical program | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2028 | It’s OK, he’s been vaccinated. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2029 | He’s hypoallergenic. | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
2030 | He claims to be waiting for Dr. Who. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2031 | We've really cut down on people reading magazines without buying them. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2032 | I can't say he's really a bestseller. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2033 | I’ m sorry, but the author’s book signing has been canceled due to circumstances beyond our control. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2034 | "When you said you wanted the book bound in alligator...you didn't specify if you wanted the alligator alive or not..." | 1.2872 | 0.04692 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2035 | He gets a little snappy with customers… But, there is a worker shortage and he does show up on time everyday. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2036 | We dump all the genre novels on our literary swamp table. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
2037 | Oh,yes,there definitely has been a decline in customer demand for leather-bound books. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
2038 | Cats took care of the mouse problem, croc took care of the cat problem | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
2039 | How do you want your alligator skin covered book you ordered, wrapped or unwrapped? | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
2040 | Neighborhood’s too tough for a kitty | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
2041 | He’s only here for our “half off” sale. | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
2042 | As a special this week, every book comes with a do-it-yourself leather binding | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
2043 | He's here to autograph copies of his book - "Love, Eat Prey". | 1.2857 | 0.06110 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 6 |
2044 | Reviewers labelled it a croc. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2045 | So you’re sure you want your change, sir? | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
2046 | For the binding of your choice, Sir." | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2047 | Cash, credit, or hand. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
2048 | It’s leather bound. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
2049 | Wow, that's an extremely aggressive tip jar. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2050 | The book comes with a free alligator tote | 1.2857 | 0.06465 | 84 | 66 | 12 | 6 |
2051 | Howard is our advisor on crocodilian literature of the late Jurassic period. | 1.2857 | 0.05240 | 84 | 61 | 22 | 1 |
2052 | Just don’t call him, “Crock.” | 1.2857 | 0.04734 | 112 | 85 | 23 | 4 |
2053 | We strongly recommend the one about saving the Everglades. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
2054 | He says he can't leave his granddad, who, apparently, became the bindings of the pack of books he's lying on. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2055 | It keeps the cat on her toes. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2056 | That's our new Swamp-lit section. Bayou one get one free. | 1.2857 | 0.07091 | 70 | 55 | 10 | 5 |
2057 | Nothing wrong here, just a normal day in Florida. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
2058 | Because I'm allergic to cats. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
2059 | Gene has a special appetite for greeting customers who like Amazon. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
2060 | Don’t worry. He’s my emotional support animal. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
2061 | Mr. Do you really want to pay the bill for all the books your pet crocodile purchased? | 1.2857 | 0.06154 | 98 | 78 | 12 | 8 |
2062 | Replaced a guard dog, literally speaking… | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
2063 | This one is especially gripping. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2064 | Have you met my new head of security? | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
2065 | The last book you sold me was a real crock | 1.2857 | 0.03961 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2066 | Looks like we only have that in hardback. | 1.2857 | 0.05981 | 98 | 77 | 14 | 7 |
2067 | the alligator-bound edition will be of a similar material as the sample. | 1.2857 | 0.07307 | 63 | 49 | 10 | 4 |
2068 | I’m looking for something truly all-consuming. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
2069 | Yes- we just installed a new anti-theft system | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
2070 | I told you sir, you can find Dickens down the crocod-aisle. | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
2071 | He's a surprisingly voracious reader | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2072 | he can be here - he's a therapy alligator | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
2073 | This isn’t what we meant by scale back | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
2074 | Everything in this store is vegan, including Kevin over here. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2075 | Calculator? Oh I thought you said Alligator. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
2076 | My emotional support dog is at the vet so they loaned me a gator aid. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2077 | This is our Investi-gator section. | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
2078 | No,he just comes in for the pulp fiction | 1.2847 | 0.04742 | 137 | 105 | 25 | 7 |
2079 | Daisy’s friendly, but watch out for Gatsby. He’s hiding around here somewhere, just waiting to get underfoot. | 1.2843 | 0.05639 | 102 | 79 | 17 | 6 |
2080 | Seen my wife? | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
2081 | it's bound in genuine alligator skin | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
2082 | He just moved here from Florida to get away from the New Yorkers. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2083 | He’s crashing here until an affordable sewer pipe comes available. | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
2084 | He's a little too opinionated, if you ask me. Mention Harold Robbins and see what happens...I dare you. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
2085 | The lease said no cats. | 1.2840 | 0.06857 | 81 | 65 | 9 | 7 |
2086 | Is this the Izod section | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
2087 | Do you have this in a size 9D? | 1.2840 | 0.06628 | 81 | 64 | 11 | 6 |
2088 | You might not want to mention Amazon | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
2089 | Sales are up but we are down a cashier. | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
2090 | Big mistake, I ordered Gatorade online | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
2091 | Don’t worry. He only eats folks that use Kindle. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
2092 | Climate change. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2093 | It's a short read. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2094 | Unless you want to lose your left arm too, I'd select a different genre! | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2095 | He runs the returns department. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2096 | People kept trying to pet my guard dog. I needed to upgrade. | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
2097 | You’ll find Zebra on the back wall. | 1.2836 | 0.08183 | 67 | 56 | 3 | 8 |
2098 | Just wondered in one day looking for a copy "The Everglades Chef" and never left." | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
2099 | That’s a funky looking dog | 1.2836 | 0.07610 | 67 | 54 | 7 | 6 |
2100 | I wouldn’t recommend keeping your change, but be my guest. | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2101 | He’s just checking if you are wearing alligator shoes | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2102 | Your paperweight just burped. | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2103 | All the other emotional support reptiles were taken. | 1.2836 | 0.05942 | 67 | 49 | 17 | 1 |
2104 | It’s 5 o’croc, isn’t it? | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
2105 | I personally prefer a cat, however this one does a better job at biting shoplifters. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2106 | Everything in this stack is under $5. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2107 | Next time you say that book was a croc, remember this moment. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2108 | ‘He was here this morning when I came in. I took it as an omen.’ | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2109 | He eats all the 'cancelled' works. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2110 | News that bites | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2111 | The Amazon in the bookstore. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2112 | Paper or plastic? | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2113 | It’s become more popular than the bear | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2114 | No, I'm pretty sure it's an alligator. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2115 | He's part of this week's Izod promotion. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2116 | A tail as old as time | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2117 | We figured a much more tangible fear of death might inspire mask wearing. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2118 | He's more alert than he looks, and shoplifting is way down. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2119 | He’s here to sign copies of his new self help book, “Turning See You Later Into See You Soon”. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2120 | We've got everything from alligator to zebra. | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
2121 | Ali and these University of Florida library books were rescued before the warm waters of the Gulf and Atlantic met at Gainesville. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2122 | Yeah, we miss the sparrow hawk. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2123 | Racist and offensive literature is located under the belly of the alligator. | 1.2821 | 0.07043 | 78 | 63 | 8 | 7 |
2124 | Our sales assistant has just arrived back from a wildlife safari | 1.2821 | 0.06803 | 78 | 62 | 10 | 6 |
2125 | I see that describe yourself as thick-skinned | 1.2821 | 0.04178 | 117 | 89 | 25 | 3 |
2126 | Why the long face? | 1.2821 | 0.07043 | 78 | 63 | 8 | 7 |
2127 | Well, he swallowed the kestrel so I'm searching for a seven-letter word for crocodile to fit the window. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
2128 | It comes free with a copy of Steve Irwin's biography. | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2129 | Welcome to Meet The Alligator | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2130 | Let me know if you need any help. | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
2131 | He suggests you check Amazon. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2132 | You touch it, you buy it. | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
2133 | That’s Crocky. He will validate your parking ticket. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2134 | This one’s a nail biter. | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
2135 | Yes, his name is Lyle but he’s an alligator. | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
2136 | Very few books walk away by themselves these days. | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
2137 | He's real. I'm not. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
2138 | As long as you don’t take out your phone to check Amazon, you have nothing to worry about | 1.2816 | 0.05921 | 103 | 82 | 13 | 8 |
2139 | It's the fully immersive version of Jungle Book. Try downloading that on your Kindle. | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
2140 | He's our new returns department. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
2141 | Thefts have gone way down lately. | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
2142 | They misread your order and sent crocodiles on books. But they had only one in stock. | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2143 | This mall used to be in the Everglades. The gators walk through all the time. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
2144 | Yes, we used to have a cat but I believe she found other work. | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2145 | Workforce diversity | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
2146 | If you ain’t a gator, you gator bait, baby. | 1.2812 | 0.06231 | 96 | 77 | 11 | 8 |
2147 | Didn’t you order the alligator book cover? | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2148 | It's our new security system. Just behave and everything will be cool. | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
2149 | Take a closer look if you want, I don’t bite! | 1.2806 | 0.05108 | 139 | 111 | 17 | 11 |
2150 | Yeah, we cater to voracious readers. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
2151 | Please don’t say it, or I will be forced to say “In a while crocodile.” | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
2152 | Too many people were allergic to cats. | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
2153 | we've had too much shop-lifting. | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
2154 | He was the only one who applied for the security job and he is doing great | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
2155 | He only crunches the numbers | 1.2805 | 0.06556 | 82 | 65 | 11 | 6 |
2156 | We don’t pay particularly well. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
2157 | So um…alligator or crocodile? | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
2158 | I've found it to be the most effective way to enforce social distancing. | 1.2804 | 0.04932 | 107 | 80 | 24 | 3 |
2159 | Charlie responds to any negative Yelp reviews. | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2160 | I'm more of a nonfiction guy. Clive here can recommend a story into which you really can sink you teeth. | 1.2800 | 0.06990 | 75 | 60 | 9 | 6 |
2161 | I got him because people were ignoring the elephant in the room | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2162 | We have a strict ‘you touch it, you buy it’ policy. | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
2163 | The cover is not particularly appealing but it’s got a biting wit. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2164 | Too many customers were allergic to cats. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2165 | We decided to keep him after he ate the cat. | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
2166 | He just came in to browse | 1.2800 | 0.06990 | 75 | 60 | 9 | 6 |
2167 | He's from the Readers' Digest | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2168 | He only bites if you don't buy anything. | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2169 | New anti-theft device. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2170 | So it's true, you really do charge an arm and a leg. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2171 | He provides us with round the 'croc' protection. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2172 | Our last customer left him behind when he would still fit in your hand. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2173 | We've been told that our store has no personality so we decided to make the customer entry experience "gripping." | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2174 | The invoice said you wanted it alligator bound. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2175 | The cat wasn't as good at stopping shoplifters. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2176 | Today is "bring your pet to work day"... | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2177 | What’s your cats name? | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2178 | Amazon has been swallowing up our customer base, so I thought why not fight fire with fire? | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
2179 | It is the interactive edition of the Rene Lacoste biography. | 1.2794 | 0.07211 | 68 | 54 | 9 | 5 |
2180 | We feel it's morally and environmentally responsible if the client personally chooses the actual alligator for the binding. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2181 | Stapled or hole punched? | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2182 | Don't worry, she's a feminist she wouldn't hurt 'ya. Just don't take yourself so seriously maybe. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2183 | Yes, he also takes debit. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2184 | Books are for sale; gator rents by day. | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
2185 | Unexpected item in bagging area | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
2186 | He's my right hand man. | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
2187 | Shoplifting is way down ! | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2188 | Please don't pet him. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
2189 | The LaCoste shirt is fine, I'm just worried about the alligator shoes. Maybe back out the door slowly? | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2190 | It'll be a minute, we're a little swamped. | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
2191 | We had a cat, but it disappeared | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
2192 | Insert Far Side caption here. | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
2193 | He's recommending that stack of books to chew on. | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
2194 | Oh, her? Simba’s out on paternity leave. | 1.2787 | 0.07441 | 61 | 48 | 9 | 4 |
2195 | We do alli-gory differently here. | 1.2785 | 0.06726 | 79 | 63 | 10 | 6 |
2196 | It's the latest thing. It's a book that can sink its teeth into you. | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
2197 | We have a large selection of Noam Chompsky. | 1.2785 | 0.06726 | 79 | 63 | 10 | 6 |
2198 | How are you adjusting after sticking your fingers in Fred's nostrils last year ? | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
2199 | I was hoping for something snappy to read | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
2200 | I advertised for a voracious *reader,* but his eyesight isn't great... | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
2201 | He’s my emotional support gator. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
2202 | he alleviates loneliness, has a jaw that can crush with 3,700 pounds per square inch of force, and loves cuddles | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
2203 | Gift with purchase | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2204 | Restrooms are for customers only | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
2205 | No, not endangered, just remaindered. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2206 | We're having a special on leather bindings for self-publishing authors this week. Get two copies bound, and we'll throw in a belt and a wallet. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
2207 | He's written two bestsellers about how to stop living in denial." | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
2208 | The only bad thing about him is he doesn't tolerate customers with alligator shoes. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2209 | You're probably aware that Amazon is trying to move into our space. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2210 | Autographs are not encouraged... | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2211 | Alligator. We don’t carry Crocs. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2212 | When I say No dogs allowed, I mean it. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2213 | He works for scraps and no one has tried to steal yet. | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
2214 | I order it when I had my mask on. Now, I have an alarm croc. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2215 | I wanted a literary agent with teeth | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2216 | Do you want that in paperback or alligator skin? | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2217 | I have Gator here to help customers to think twice about bringing their dogs with them when they shop. | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
2218 | His bite is bigger than his bark. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2219 | We're closed. | 1.2778 | 0.05842 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2220 | Why yes, we do carry the complete works of Kafka. | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
2221 | Drain the Swamp” now available in hard copy | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2222 | Would you like your parking stub validated? | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2223 | Excuse me, is this Crock’s and Brentano’s ? | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2224 | It's vegan leather. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
2225 | Cats aren't my thing. | 1.2772 | 0.05650 | 101 | 79 | 16 | 6 |
2226 | Well, that may be true, but at least he’ll work retail. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
2227 | He's from Maurice Sendak's book "Alligators All Around", he would make a good pet if you want him. | 1.2771 | 0.06708 | 83 | 67 | 9 | 7 |
2228 | Turns out another difference is that alligators are illiterate whereas crocodiles love french realism. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2229 | Don't worry. She's still digesting the latest reader. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2230 | Her name is fluffy ,you can pet her if you like. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2231 | We had a wildebeest in the mammal section, but I haven’t seen her in a while. | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2232 | Be careful reaching for a book,or you'll arm our new anti-theft device. | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2233 | He's my emotional support alligator | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2234 | The publisher is here for the day. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2235 | We are not extinct, yet. | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2236 | We’re trying Snapchat to appeal to the younger generation | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2237 | I think you'll find his recommendations in contemporary poetry refreshingly sublime. | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
2238 | We call him "Shoes". | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
2239 | He came for the grunge lit and stayed for the ecofiction. | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
2240 | I started bringing him to work during the pandemic and he refuses to let me leave home without him. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
2241 | Yes. All our items are leather bound. | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
2242 | He's the only one who showed up for the job interview. | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
2243 | He prefers alligator. Don’t use the C word. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2244 | He gets a bit lonely in the leather-bound hardback section | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2245 | He's partial to J. M. Barrie, if you know what's good for you! | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2246 | Don’t worry. I fed him the last customer. | 1.2763 | 0.06908 | 76 | 61 | 9 | 6 |
2247 | I see that you have been here before! | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
2248 | The suspense section is to my right. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2249 | The idea was Bibliophile Crocodile, but too late we realized he’s just an alligator | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
2250 | Don’t worry, he’s only here on Mondays | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2251 | You'd better get the good book deals before someone else snaps it up | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2252 | I hope you're a southpaw. Don't let Al get that one, too. | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2253 | Theft is way down. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2254 | Crocs are in again. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2255 | Shoplifting has really fallen off this last month for some reason. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2256 | These predatory online retailers are eating up independent bookstores like ours. | 1.2759 | 0.08080 | 58 | 47 | 6 | 5 |
2257 | Mister, you asked for the best-seller of the year from Amazon, do you want it or not? | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2258 | Unfortunately, we scheduled the author signing at feeding time. | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2259 | « Inflation is even hitting the swamps so Al here needed a free place to crash for a bit. » | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
2260 | Snappy cover | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2261 | I have one leather back left | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2262 | Ultimately, it's been more effective than the sign about masking | 1.2759 | 0.06476 | 87 | 70 | 10 | 7 |
2263 | It's the launch day of the Steve Irwin Australia Zoo story, for $10 he'll sign them | 1.2755 | 0.05942 | 98 | 78 | 13 | 7 |
2264 | He’s actually a great mouser. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2265 | My assistant handles the beach reads. | 1.2755 | 0.05762 | 98 | 77 | 15 | 6 |
2266 | Staff picks? Who has staff these days? | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
2267 | We find he's better for security than a shop cat. | 1.2754 | 0.07411 | 69 | 56 | 7 | 6 |
2268 | We're diversifying. Might come back to bite us. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2269 | If you don’t care for a book, can I interest you in a belt or pair of shoes”” | 1.2752 | 0.05354 | 109 | 85 | 18 | 6 |
2270 | Feel free to browse... | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
2271 | We’ve had a problem with people stealing books. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2272 | They used to have a bookstore cat, but it did nothing to stop shoplifters. | 1.2750 | 0.06650 | 80 | 64 | 10 | 6 |
2273 | His name is Social Distance. | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
2274 | He's fond of Chaucer, but, honestly, he'll consume anything leather bound. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2275 | No, this is an alligator. ‘C’ authors are by the crocodile. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2276 | How would you like to pay? Cash, card, or limb? | 1.2750 | 0.06650 | 80 | 64 | 10 | 6 |
2277 | Look, I’ll level with you. This place stopped being a bookstore quite some time ago. | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
2278 | Don’t judge a book by its cover— he’s harmless. | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
2279 | Yes, you can browse, but you need to be quick. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2280 | He makes sure you don't take books into the restroom | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
2281 | I thought you said you'll never be able to buy books in here again, Lefty? | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2282 | There’s nothing like devouring a good novel. Just ask this guy. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2283 | This is Dewey the Decimator | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2284 | Obviously, this IS the Lacoste section Sir | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2285 | He ate the python. | 1.2747 | 0.06264 | 91 | 73 | 11 | 7 |
2286 | She identifies as a bookworm | 1.2747 | 0.06264 | 91 | 73 | 11 | 7 |
2287 | Welcome to our leather book binding workshop. | 1.2747 | 0.06264 | 91 | 73 | 11 | 7 |
2288 | We’ve had a lot of shoplifters. | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
2289 | I know, but he's toilet trained and doesn't bark. | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
2290 | Any questions about nature, ask Lumpy. | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
2291 | Cats and unattended children, why do you ask? | 1.2740 | 0.07103 | 73 | 59 | 8 | 6 |
2292 | He's perfected the whole snappy answers to stupid questions thing. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2293 | You said you wanted something that would grab you. | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2294 | Trust me: it’s an iZod. | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
2295 | And with the croc, that comes to $782.95. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2296 | Sorry, we don't have it. He snapped up all our best sellers. | 1.2740 | 0.05256 | 73 | 53 | 20 | 0 |
2297 | He's consulting on avoiding extinction. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2298 | Do not say "See you later ....." He hates that joke. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2299 | Just so you know, the store closes in ten minutes. Then we release the crocodile. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2300 | I ordered a pair of Crocs for work." | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2301 | He's our version of a bull in a china shop. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2302 | When I leave, do I say to her "see you later" or "in a while"? | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2303 | Please keep six feet distance between staff and customers at all times. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2304 | They were out of seeing eye dogs so they gave me this cat. | 1.2738 | 0.06416 | 84 | 67 | 11 | 6 |
2305 | 'The New Yorker caption contest is a philistine insult to the art of cartooning and a depressing repository of sub-Dilbert dad jokery that a publication that supposedly champions cartoon art should be fucking ashamed of' | 1.2738 | 0.06849 | 84 | 69 | 7 | 8 |
2306 | Your customer. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2307 | I ordered her from the Amazon. | 1.2737 | 0.06068 | 95 | 76 | 12 | 7 |
2308 | He enforces our 'no reading in the store' policy | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2309 | He cries when someone tries to haggle over a price. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2310 | So sorry about your order. "Taming the Everglades" is out of print. But good news! We have the next best thing! | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2311 | We used to have more readers than buyers. Since Greta, not so much. | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
2312 | The author is not available at this time for book signing, but this is his closest collaborator and the actual subject of the unfinished memoir. | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
2313 | We've a lot more rare books since he arrived!" | 1.2727 | 0.06410 | 88 | 71 | 10 | 7 |
2314 | See you later, Walter Pater." "After a while, Ernie Pyle. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
2315 | She's a literary critic. | 1.2727 | 0.07337 | 66 | 53 | 8 | 5 |
2316 | She like warm spots in the sun and belly rubs, so she’s the store cat until she decides otherwise. | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2317 | Come on in. We don't bite. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2318 | It's a rare, autographed first edition, bound in obviously unusual leather. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2319 | He purrs best when sleeping on naturally bound covers. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2320 | Fewer than are allergic to cats. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2321 | Interesting choice of security for a book store. | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
2322 | He tears up at the news these days. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2323 | It's "see you later." You don't want to know what happens if you say "in a while." | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2324 | I’m allergic to dogs and cats. | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
2325 | Better put a mask on, or it’s “See ya later…” | 1.2727 | 0.06827 | 77 | 62 | 9 | 6 |
2326 | Yes, we’re a bookstore; people come here to see things that haven’t evolved in five million years. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2327 | The alligator handles all returns. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2328 | I need some gator aid | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
2329 | Here at Kestrel Books we have everything for the discerning man. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2330 | Figured I’d try to be more like Amazon | 1.2727 | 0.05273 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2331 | Nice shoes. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2332 | By your store name I thought I would find books on falcons, not alligators on books. | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
2333 | Is it me or is there an elephant in the room? | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
2334 | Customer: how’s your new shoplifting security working out? | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
2335 | Section 6: Writers who leave the book signing early are subject to penalty, at the discretion of the store owner. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
2336 | Once you open it you can't put it down. | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
2337 | Don’t worry, he’s my therapy pet. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2338 | Actually,we *were* a mom, pop, and alligator store. | 1.2717 | 0.06202 | 92 | 74 | 11 | 7 |
2339 | He likes to sink his teeth into a good read. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2340 | You won't find it cheaper on Amazon. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2341 | Don’t mind him he’s just looking for something to get his teeth into. | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
2342 | I was never a cat or dog person | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2343 | „They drained the swamp and he had no place to stay” | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2344 | That's the restricted section. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2345 | Customers tend to find the book in this section to be inaccessible. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2346 | We found him where we get our literature,in the sewer. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2347 | Choose wisely he's a New York literary critic." Jake Ashburn, Columbus, Ohi | 1.2716 | 0.06576 | 81 | 65 | 10 | 6 |
2348 | He's actually very friendly...But I'm guessing we won't be seeing you later." | 1.2716 | 0.06576 | 81 | 65 | 10 | 6 |
2349 | She's recovering from bookworms. | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2350 | Some killer non-fiction just came in. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2351 | After reading it he fancies himself a Moby Dick, just waiting for his Ahab to reachout. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2352 | Aw, snap, nice tie. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2353 | Can't you see we're swamped right now? | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2354 | Please just ignore Otis. He is only my therapy companion. | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
2355 | Another inveterate reader. Sherie Neufeld Overland Park, KS | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2356 | Returns? Right here. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2357 | Wait 'til you see what we have in our politics section. | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
2358 | He absolutely loved Peter Pan. | 1.2712 | 0.07580 | 59 | 47 | 8 | 4 |
2359 | I ordered the latest Gaiman, that’s a G. | 1.2712 | 0.07580 | 59 | 47 | 8 | 4 |
2360 | This book will hunt you forever. | 1.2710 | 0.05405 | 107 | 84 | 17 | 6 |
2361 | He’s complementary with a $100 purchase. | 1.2708 | 0.04907 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2362 | Unfortunately, our store policy is exchange only. | 1.2708 | 0.05826 | 96 | 76 | 14 | 6 |
2363 | I suggest you leave sir. It's almost lunch hour. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2364 | His name is Herekittykittyaghhhhhhh! | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2365 | The cat died. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2366 | You have to be the tenth person today who asked about him | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2367 | She just snapped up the last copy. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2368 | We call this the Allegory section. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2369 | I started reading to him as a hatchling, and now it’s come to this. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2370 | Yes it’s a handpuppet, yes it makes sounds and yes it comes with the book. .. Because they had to do something to compete with the iPads, Larry. Five year olds aren’t impressed easily these days | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2371 | He's in charge of Security!!! | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
2372 | We specialize in things you can't find on Amazon. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2373 | We're been swamped with requests for that title. | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
2374 | You know you’re In Florida… | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
2375 | He got used to me working from home | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2376 | Hello, if you have any feedback, our customer service representative can assist you. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2377 | It's her first novel, " Death on the Nile". | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
2378 | He’s really taken a bite out of my shrinkage. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2379 | I’m minding my daughter’s pet. Don’t worry, it’s already eaten today. | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2380 | You've heard of bodega cats? This is a bookstore crocodile. It's a thing. | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2381 | He's the book critic, not security. | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2382 | This guy says he wants to speak with the manager. | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2383 | He's our security guard. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2384 | I haven't got to your manuscript. I'm simply swamped. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2385 | He's cheaper than a security guard. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2386 | Petty theft was doing a number on my bottom line. | 1.2697 | 0.06140 | 89 | 71 | 12 | 6 |
2387 | And of course, we have the latest from Ann Coulter. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2388 | It was either him or my mother-in-law. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2389 | No, he’s not done compiling his summer reading list yet, check back next week. | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
2390 | We’ve transitioned to a more immersive experience. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2391 | I’d like something that I can really get my head into. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2392 | Last time I checked, we don't stock Moleskines. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2393 | Cash, credit or water buffalo? | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
2394 | Kestrel is her name, not species | 1.2692 | 0.06748 | 78 | 63 | 9 | 6 |
2395 | What shoplifting? | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
2396 | It says here that he is harmless and pedigreed..... | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
2397 | No, actually it’s an alligator. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2398 | We feed him a lot of wildlife books, but it's just not the same. | 1.2692 | 0.05374 | 78 | 58 | 19 | 1 |
2399 | We strictly enforce our No Pets Allowed policy. | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
2400 | I think you'll like this new biting satire | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
2401 | He’s got a lot to learn about how to run a cash register, but not as much as I have to learn about how to devastate a wildebeest. | 1.2692 | 0.04779 | 104 | 78 | 24 | 2 |
2402 | He's my toughest critic. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2403 | ... don't worry, she's vegetarian and likes Chaucer... | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
2404 | Turns out the author for today's book signing sent a ghost writer. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2405 | You know, it's all about adding value to the brick-and-mortar experience. | 1.2692 | 0.06748 | 78 | 63 | 9 | 6 |
2406 | He's here to promote the "Draining the Swamp" series. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
2407 | He doesn't like people who aren't careful with the books they haven't paid for. | 1.2688 | 0.05949 | 93 | 74 | 13 | 6 |
2408 | He replaced the elephant. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2409 | Remember sir, don’t judge a book by its cover. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2410 | Ever since Peter Pan, he’s curated his favorite books portraying reptiles. | 1.2688 | 0.05949 | 93 | 74 | 13 | 6 |
2411 | He’s stays by my side so much rarely ever do I say see you later. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2412 | Darwin's book on Natural Selection? Well, we've got this leather-bound copy. | 1.2687 | 0.07544 | 67 | 55 | 6 | 6 |
2413 | No, this one is Brentano. | 1.2687 | 0.07238 | 67 | 54 | 8 | 5 |
2414 | Sorry, the book signing event is canceled | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2415 | He thinks Florida is not what it used to be any longer .. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2416 | Why Yes, he is the critically acclaimed author who turned back the clock and rewrote the ending to Peter Pan | 1.2687 | 0.07238 | 67 | 54 | 8 | 5 |
2417 | We figured sorting books by animal was an improvement over the Dewey Decimal System. | 1.2687 | 0.07544 | 67 | 55 | 6 | 6 |
2418 | Bodega cats are so 2019 | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2419 | We haven’t had a shoplifter in three years. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2420 | Do you want a tear jerker, or a crocodile tear jerker? | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2421 | We used to have a cat, but she quit and took a part-time job at a bookstore uptown. So we hired Al here. He doesn't do that much, but he only eats once every week or so, mostly at book signings. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2422 | Are you here for the eat the author event? | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2423 | Yeah, he’s a voracious reader. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2424 | If you buy one with a leather binding, you're on your own. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2425 | He has a voracious appetite for the well read. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2426 | If you get the book before he gets your hand, the second book is free. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2427 | He's a voracious reader and a huge Carl Hiaasen fan! | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2428 | What happened to your shop cat? | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2429 | He won't bite you as long as you are both on the same page. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2430 | This gator prefers bodies of knowledge over bodies of water. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2431 | What! He ate the bird which was our mascot so we decided to keep him . Less trouble with people who want to linger. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2432 | It comes with a book of instructions for making your own shoes and matching manbag. | 1.2683 | 0.05362 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2433 | He’s here for the climate change rally. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2434 | He’s my literary support lizard. | 1.2680 | 0.06133 | 97 | 79 | 10 | 8 |
2435 | It’s a long tale. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
2436 | This is the visiting Mother In Law repeller.... | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
2437 | The security system company said there was a chip shortage. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
2438 | Are you here to finish reading Amazing Reptiles for free ? | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
2439 | Here for her book signing? | 1.2679 | 0.07850 | 56 | 45 | 7 | 4 |
2440 | Our in-store experience could never be replaced by Amazon. | 1.2676 | 0.06937 | 71 | 57 | 9 | 5 |
2441 | Says here "near mint, minor flaws, devours the classics". | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2442 | Have you found your lost pomeranian? | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2443 | He’s a crocodile AND a bibliophile! | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2444 | Are you looking for a book to read or a book to eat? | 1.2676 | 0.07221 | 71 | 58 | 7 | 6 |
2445 | He's a rescue. I got him from the sewer department. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2446 | In Cold Blood? Let me check if we have it... | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2447 | You can speak with him if you have a problem wearing a mask. | 1.2676 | 0.07221 | 71 | 58 | 7 | 6 |
2448 | We got him to help readers digest. | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
2449 | I can never tell the difference. Shall I see you later or in awhile? | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2450 | His name is Jeff | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2451 | I’m sorry, the meet and greet with Lyle has been rescheduled. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2452 | Punch your frequent-buyer card? | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2453 | We used to have a cat in the shop but we haven’t seen him lately. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2454 | Ah, yes, and we have a particularly vivid travel guide to the Florida Everglades. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2455 | Proof of vaccination, please | 1.2673 | 0.05610 | 101 | 80 | 15 | 6 |
2456 | This is a bookstore, pal - not a library | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2457 | From Amazon. We don't know if it was intentional or a mistake. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2458 | Does he bite? Not as often as you’d… Not really. | 1.2667 | 0.07835 | 60 | 49 | 6 | 5 |
2459 | Uh-huh, and he's hypo-allergenic to boot. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
2460 | I ordered a copy of 'A History of Aquatic Reptiles', but apparently there was a misunderstanding." | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2461 | We’ve had a bit of theft lately. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2462 | He's here to help snap purchasers understand our 'No Refunds' policy. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2463 | He's a very effective swear jar. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2464 | Didn't he used to live on 88th Street? | 1.2667 | 0.07466 | 60 | 48 | 8 | 4 |
2465 | You can count on him for biting criticism. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2466 | We met on RESILIENT, the endangered species dating app. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2467 | Of course he's mine. Why? | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2468 | It's a thesaurus. | 1.2667 | 0.06932 | 75 | 61 | 8 | 6 |
2469 | He only gets upset when people say they didn't like my book. | 1.2667 | 0.05480 | 75 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
2470 | It’s our own little bit of Amazon. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
2471 | He's less aloof than the shop cat we had. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2472 | I have to figure out some way to compete with those online booksellers. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2473 | Of course he's upset. You said "See you later." He's a crocodile. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2474 | He thrives on bookworms. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
2475 | All I know is that people have stopped calling me 'book worm.'" | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2476 | I don't think C.O.D. means 'Crocodile On Delivery.' | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2477 | Don’t worry…he’s fully Vaccinated. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2478 | We keep hearing that our sales are going to the Amazon, so we brought the Amazon to our stores! | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2479 | It's our new carbon neutral organic waste disposal unit. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2480 | Don’t worry about him. He only eats Kindles. | 1.2667 | 0.07466 | 60 | 48 | 8 | 4 |
2481 | His name is Cuomo. Don’t worry about him — you’re not his type. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2482 | Let me tell you about our returns policy. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2483 | Will you be wanting a hand with your books? | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
2484 | He couldn't take Florida anymore. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2485 | Him? Oh, don’t worry. He’s vaccinated. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2486 | He enforces our “No Dogs Allowed” policy. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2487 | Don't judge a book by its gator | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2488 | He's a croc - so don't say "See you later alligator" | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 59 | 19 | 1 |
2489 | The state started pairing endangered animals with endangered businesses for mutual supervision. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2490 | Those books are free. Help yourself. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2491 | Welcome to Kestrel's Rare Books & Species. How may I help you? | 1.2656 | 0.07468 | 64 | 52 | 7 | 5 |
2492 | We only allow comfort pets in the store. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2493 | He loves making pictures of himself on the copier! | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2494 | That book is a crock. | 1.2656 | 0.07128 | 64 | 51 | 9 | 4 |
2495 | She’s just an alligator, looking at a customer and asking him to love her. | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2496 | Listen. Buy the collected works and you get the croc free | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2497 | His name is Kestrel. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
2498 | He mostly wants to read books about the Everglades. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2499 | He goes through books at an amazing rate. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2500 | Our new deterrent to book thieves. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2501 | He's my therapy gator. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2502 | Yes,completely tame. It says so right here. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2503 | Looks like you’ve come in to review the new books we’ve added to our active amphibian collection. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2504 | Don't worry. Snappy doesn't bite. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2505 | I caught the Mississippi Delta variant | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2506 | Because he likes the view. | 1.2651 | 0.06433 | 83 | 67 | 10 | 6 |
2507 | His legal name is Amazon Prime but we call him Jeff for short | 1.2651 | 0.05835 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2508 | Latest thing from Amazon | 1.2647 | 0.07141 | 68 | 55 | 8 | 5 |
2509 | Some critics say it's profound, but I think it's a crock. | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2510 | Oh, I see here we were supposed to have ordered a book on alligators. | 1.2647 | 0.05009 | 102 | 78 | 21 | 3 |
2511 | Yes, you can pet him. But only twice. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2512 | They’re still technically leather bound… | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2513 | Herman here is a reminder to all the customers that this is a book shop and NOT a library. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2514 | Nobody’s applying. | 1.2647 | 0.05732 | 102 | 82 | 13 | 7 |
2515 | We take diversity very seriously | 1.2647 | 0.07141 | 68 | 55 | 8 | 5 |
2516 | ...and, this is our section on climate change. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2517 | No, sales have been fine. Why? | 1.2644 | 0.04894 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2518 | He came as a sample; they thought we specialized in boots. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2519 | In Florida, alligators are no longer the most dangerous things in stores. | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
2520 | You know how it ends, but it still sneaks up on you. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2521 | Our leather bound books are out of stock but we do have this | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2522 | Unfortunately we have no leather bound books at this time. However we do have a new material option that is just out on the market.... | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
2523 | Credit, debit, or mangle it? | 1.2639 | 0.07130 | 72 | 59 | 7 | 6 |
2524 | A friendly reminder: read after buying. | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
2525 | As a result of weather instability, he felt the need to relocate to a more intellectual climate. | 1.2639 | 0.05592 | 72 | 54 | 17 | 1 |
2526 | That one's a real nail biter. | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
2527 | You think he's big? You should see his litter box. | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
2528 | Oh nice! Your prespapier has the same pattern as my wallet | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
2529 | The Carl Hiaasen reading was last night.” | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2530 | Books--and you--are food for thought. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2531 | It keeps away the Karens. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2532 | He swore on a stack of bibles he wouldn't eat anybody | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
2533 | We had a poll. 44 percent of customers thought Esther was an alligator. 50 percent thought she was a crocodile. She ate 6 % and so not sure what they thought. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2534 | He knows if you turn around and order online. | 1.2632 | 0.07726 | 57 | 46 | 7 | 4 |
2535 | Making him apologize is unlikely to restore your arm. | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
2536 | So, sorry, no. I couldn't fit an elephant in the room. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2537 | And now your other arm | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2538 | He keeps the cats away. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2539 | Our political ‘Swamp’ section is to your left. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2540 | He's in charge of the leather-bound. | 1.2632 | 0.07309 | 57 | 45 | 9 | 3 |
2541 | Sorry for the wait, we’re swamped. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2542 | For some reason he's partial to Melville." | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2543 | What? It’s a bring your pet to work day. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2544 | Our special today: you get to leave the store unharmed if you buy a book, any book. | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
2545 | If you prefer the local library I hear they have a caiman on work study. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2546 | It's our new paper hole punching tool. | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
2547 | Oddly,, I've seen him react to some kinds of shoes,, | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2548 | He had an impressive Linkedin profile. | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
2549 | Corporate doesn’t approve of his methods, but they can’t deny sales have gone way up. | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2550 | Sure, he miscategorizes the books, but he works for scale. | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
2551 | This new release will really grab you. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2552 | No, my alligator isn’t circumcised. Why do you ask? | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2553 | Your recommendation last time was a croc. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2554 | He has a biting humor. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2555 | The ad read “Rare book bound in alligator.” | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2556 | Cerberus doesn't like the phrase 'just browsing.' | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2557 | Shoplift at your own risk. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2558 | The kestrel should be back any moment if you want to pet him instead. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2559 | I've never had a customer bounce a check. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2560 | It says if you don’t put your mask back on, she has the right to eat you | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2561 | Make it snappy. | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2562 | Yeah, it’s not exactly the leather back edition I thought of either. | 1.2623 | 0.07356 | 61 | 49 | 8 | 4 |
2563 | Think it's time to flush him yet? | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2564 | You did say you’d give your right arm to eliminate the shop-lifting! | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
2565 | Regrettably, the author is no longer signing books. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
2566 | What seems to be the problem sir? | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
2567 | She's waiting for an alligator skin briefcase. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2568 | He's fine as long as you don't have a Kindle. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
2569 | Only two applications were submitted for the job opening - it was either him or a millennial. | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
2570 | Oh, don't worry, he's just read Nietzsche and is having a crisis of Nihilism. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
2571 | Frankly, it's one of our least popular 'choose your own adventure' books … | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
2572 | He's waiting for Bezos. | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
2573 | What can I say? I’m dyslexic. I thought I asked for books on alligators. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2574 | It’s what they call click bait | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2575 | Meet the author of The Vanishing Everglades. Clawtograph copies available. | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
2576 | Says here it's a 'Leather-bound import with a first section that'll really grab you.' | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2577 | Dunno what happened to the cat. | 1.2615 | 0.07363 | 65 | 53 | 7 | 5 |
2578 | Rebecca is the author of the new book; but would prefer if you did not kiss her. | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2579 | Once you pick it up, you can't put it down. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2580 | It seems happiest with the leather-bounds. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2581 | It's ok, he's already had lunch | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2582 | They are being snapped up pretty fast. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2583 | No, we haven't had any shoplifters since the arm and a leg incident. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2584 | We have a strict policy on shoplifting. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2585 | Actually it's an alligator. Crocs have bad tempers. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2586 | He prefers Lacoste to Crocodile | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2587 | He's just waiting for his Uber. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2588 | He’s a leather bound original | 1.2614 | 0.06153 | 88 | 71 | 11 | 6 |
2589 | We're diversifying. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2590 | I wanted a voracious reader, but this voracious feeder stole my heart. | 1.2614 | 0.05236 | 88 | 67 | 19 | 2 |
2591 | That one is a nail biter | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2592 | Good morning Mr Barnes meet our newest employee: Aly Gates, it’s her first day and she is killing it! | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2593 | He's in charge of the hard covers. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2594 | Masks are optional; we emphasize social distancing. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2595 | ...and just like that, no more noisy 'therapy pets'. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2596 | It came with another "How To" book. | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2597 | Oh, don’t mind Stanley. He’s only into non-fictional characters. | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2598 | Surprised me too. I could have sworn he was a crocodile. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2599 | She's for browsers who decide they'd prefer an Amazon experience. | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2600 | The cliche is true...a bibliophile crocodile. | 1.2609 | 0.07048 | 69 | 56 | 8 | 5 |
2601 | If you’re looking for the “A” section, you might have to come back tomorrow. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2602 | Don’t worry. He’s stuffed. | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2603 | Does it come with a dust jacket? | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2604 | He really loves to be petted on his head, but just don't touch any other part of his body because he'll nip... | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2605 | Lacoste is sure taking their advertising up a notch! | 1.2609 | 0.07344 | 69 | 57 | 6 | 6 |
2606 | Careful,some of these plot lines will really grab you. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2607 | He's kinda down. A reviewer called his new bock a 'crock' and he's taking it personally. | 1.2609 | 0.07048 | 69 | 56 | 8 | 5 |
2608 | I'm not sure if it's autographed - the author disappeared during the signing event. | 1.2609 | 0.07048 | 69 | 56 | 8 | 5 |
2609 | Yes. We cover everything from alligator to zephyr. | 1.2609 | 0.03923 | 115 | 89 | 24 | 2 |
2610 | Excuse him. We’ve been swamped. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2611 | ‘We offer custom binding.’ | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2612 | Can’t get one of these on Amazon, can you? | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
2613 | Your book came in Mr Wintergreen | 1.2609 | 0.07048 | 69 | 56 | 8 | 5 |
2614 | Have you met my mother-in-law? | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
2615 | analog amazon | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
2616 | It's a promo for Carl Hiaasen's new book. | 1.2604 | 0.06150 | 96 | 79 | 9 | 8 |
2617 | When you drain the SWAMP, this is what you get! | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2618 | I see you’ve scaled up your staffing | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
2619 | Unfortunately the pandemic has forced us to scale back our workforce. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
2620 | Ah... I see the 'books and crocs available' meant a whole different thing | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2621 | Ever wonder where they got that logo? | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2622 | If you kiss him, he'll turn into a best-selling author. | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2623 | The supplier screwed up. I clearly ordered the anaconda. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2624 | Yes, we’ve consolidated our returns department; haven’t we, Bailey? | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2625 | This one is gripping. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2626 | Our recent inventory showed that Fluffy was not doing a very good job of discouraging shoplifters. So, we decided to make a change. | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2627 | A new genre, well reviewed. The New Yorker called it "a heart-warming nature story with bite and verisimilitude, showing you can't judge a book by its cover." | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2628 | Instead of a guard dog we decided to try something a little different…. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2629 | Oh him, he’s friendly | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2630 | The manuscript ends with "see you later alligator", but the author never showed up | 1.2603 | 0.06765 | 73 | 59 | 9 | 5 |
2631 | Yes, it is kinda bookworm. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2632 | Just tell him not to say “Ahh”… | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2633 | Come on in! Devour a book with us! | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2634 | It’s some indication the store’s been swamped. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2635 | We've really cut down on that pesky casual browsing. | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
2636 | See here how books tame the beast in anyone! | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2637 | Never seen a Staple Remover? | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2638 | Paul Hogan, you missed him, he just made his weekly delivery. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2639 | Let me guess, you're the investi-gator. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2640 | What did you expect, times are tough and he agreed to be my paper punch | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2641 | Can I interest you in a leather-bound edition? | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2642 | Sorry to disappoint you; the gorilla has the week off. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2643 | Don’t worry, he’s already had breakfast | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2644 | Literary appetites just haven’t kept up. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2645 | Let’s just say he has a special taste for the shoppers who accidentally take out their e-readers while in the store. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2646 | And this is the American History section. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2647 | He won't move off the best sellers, but the classics and paperbacks are still pretty safe. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2648 | She likes your crocs. | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
2649 | If you buy a six pack of books,it comes with a free suitcase to carry them. | 1.2593 | 0.06521 | 81 | 66 | 9 | 6 |
2650 | It is a promotion: You buy 10 books, and you take him home! | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
2651 | Ally is here promoting his sensational autobiography, "It Tastes Like Chicken To Me". | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2652 | Captain Hook has left the building. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2653 | I'm looking for a book that illustrates the differences between alligators and crocodiles. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2654 | Don't worry. It only sinks its teeth into big, meaty novels. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2655 | He's taking a break from book signing. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2656 | Did he want almond or oat milk in his coffee Jerry? | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
2657 | Running a bookstore is easy and profitable. Just sign these - there is no catch | 1.2593 | 0.06521 | 81 | 66 | 9 | 6 |
2658 | Yes, indeed, there once was a Mr. Kestrel. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2659 | Books about crocks are on sale this week. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2660 | He has really increased our social media presence. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2661 | I’m looking for a good book with some teeth. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2662 | He thinks we're a pet store, you try convincing him otherwise. | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
2663 | Global warming, right? | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2664 | Let me guess, he ate the kestrel? | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2665 | We’re doing a strategic alliance with Amazon. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2666 | But if you're willing to wait, we're having a sale soon on um...exotic, eather-lay ound-bay ooks-bay--if you know what I mean sir. | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
2667 | You’re through reading Kant? This is another one to wrestle with. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2668 | we can't find the author | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2669 | He has specific views on certain genres of light fiction. | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
2670 | We used to hire college students as interns, but after a while crocodiles. | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
2671 | I didn't realize the alligator-bound edition came with a live alligator." | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
2672 | Yes, he bites. | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
2673 | I find that even the literati can't help but say 'See you later, alligator'. | 1.2581 | 0.06097 | 93 | 76 | 10 | 7 |
2674 | How badly do you want that book? | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
2675 | He's just exhausted from self-help books | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2676 | He’s been a great deterrent to shoplifters, but his meal breaks are a little unpredictable. | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
2677 | The cat left me for a bodega | 1.2581 | 0.07249 | 62 | 50 | 8 | 4 |
2678 | I’m Barnes. This is my business associate Mr. Noble. | 1.2581 | 0.05902 | 93 | 75 | 12 | 6 |
2679 | Can you recommend something with a bite? | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2680 | No, Amazon didn’t send it as threat to push me out of business but I like to let customers think that. | 1.2576 | 0.07262 | 66 | 54 | 7 | 5 |
2681 | This is another way to say “snap these up before they are gone”? | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2682 | Either he'll remember the title of the book he wants, or he won't. I won't rush him. | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2683 | She’s part of the ‘Do-It-Yourself Guide to Fine Leather Handbags’ package set. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2684 | Customers tend to spend less time browsing. | 1.2574 | 0.04804 | 101 | 77 | 22 | 2 |
2685 | These books cost an arm and a leg. | 1.2571 | 0.06956 | 70 | 57 | 8 | 5 |
2686 | I think I’ll give up reading and keep my remaining arm. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2687 | it could have been a NYT bestseller but nobody seems to be picking it up | 1.2571 | 0.06956 | 70 | 57 | 8 | 5 |
2688 | Ever since we hired Edgar, we've been out of Reader's Digest. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2689 | You should be fine. He only eats every two weeks. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2690 | Say, "See you later, Alligator". I dare you. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2691 | ...120 unbound books and 4 yards of untanned leather... | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2692 | Hope he doesn't look down. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2693 | Thought that cute barista across the street said she likes guys with big *crocs*. Anyway,give me twenty bucks and it | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2694 | Never mind him. He's stuffed. | 1.2571 | 0.06956 | 70 | 57 | 8 | 5 |
2695 | Yeah, can’t find Tabby anywhere. | 1.2571 | 0.06956 | 70 | 57 | 8 | 5 |
2696 | This is the new representative for Colin Stevenson's book, Crocodiles of the World. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2697 | He’ll be signing his memoir, SEE YOU LATER, in a while. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2698 | . . . Actually, it's a Crocodile. | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2699 | The owner is allergic to cats | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2700 | We usually receive different leatherback donations. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2701 | He actually writes under the pen name “Butterfly” | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2702 | And by the way, just for future reference, , the preferred pronouns are they/their… | 1.2568 | 0.06682 | 74 | 60 | 9 | 5 |
2703 | any books on leather crafts? | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2704 | C Our new customer complaint department. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2705 | Crocodile. Teeth visible when the mouth is closed. | 1.2568 | 0.06682 | 74 | 60 | 9 | 5 |
2706 | He's a critic. He eats what he likes. | 1.2568 | 0.06682 | 74 | 60 | 9 | 5 |
2707 | No, I'm afraid we don't have a book on crocodiles, but can I interest you in a crocodile on books. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2708 | We could say our Kestrel has flown the coop, but I think we all know better. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2709 | We accept Visa, Mastercard, or a limb of your choice. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2710 | He's the latest in anti- theft technology. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2711 | It's to help New Yorkers get back to nature. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2712 | It’s a gated book club. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2713 | Very limited edition, I suppose. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2714 | Be Careful. He likes to eat bookworms. | 1.2568 | 0.06954 | 74 | 61 | 7 | 6 |
2715 | Visa, Master, or a pound of flesh? | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2716 | Service animal. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2717 | He puts the teeth in our “no returns” policy. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2718 | Yes, it’s a service animal…long story | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2719 | Oh the book store is next door. This is Kestrel BOO store. Did we scare you? | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2720 | I told you not to feed the alligator, now he's all grown up and can't even fit well on my desk | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
2721 | All of the watchdogs have been adopted | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2722 | Not to worry he is a literate vegan. | 1.2564 | 0.06689 | 78 | 64 | 8 | 6 |
2723 | Yes, in Vancouver a foreign alligator needs a temporary Canadian Work Permit and a heated work place | 1.2564 | 0.06689 | 78 | 64 | 8 | 6 |
2724 | It has a snappy ending. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2725 | The vet thinks because his first owner was an author that he has imprinted. Personally, I think it's a bad pun. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2726 | Yea, he’s intimidating but, shoplifting has dropped 75% | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2727 | It's all about the logo | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 |