Contest #769


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769

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. "His favorite book is 'A Farewell to Arms,' so don't get too close."
  2. "Clyde here handles returns."
  3. "Go ahead, ask him anything. He's a voracious reader."


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-08-30T00:04:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-09-13T00:05:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-09-07T00:05:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued September 13, 2021
Number of captions 8039
Number of responses 921031
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Trying to make it feel more like Amazon. I mean, the Amazon. 2.1391 0.01339 4228 1348 944 1936
1 His favorite book is A Farewell to Arms, so don't get too close. 1.9068 0.00997 7006 2797 2065 2144
2 His name's Readers Digest. 1.8638 0.02343 1226 507 379 340
3 It's not really a book signing. More of an eat and greet. 1.8600 0.01225 4379 1789 1414 1176
4 …yeah, we ordered from the wrong Amazon. 1.8588 0.01168 5198 2260 1412 1526
5 Well, we got a spider in to get rid of the flies, and it just escalated from there… 1.8470 0.01534 2759 1139 903 717
6 The customer said it's a service animal, but I think that's a croc. 1.8429 0.01541 2744 1143 889 712
7 Voracious, yes. Reader, no. 1.8369 0.01499 2845 1179 951 715
8 He can go through an author a week 1.8361 0.01869 1690 660 647 383
9 He won’t bite you, he has a reptile dysfunction. 1.8254 0.01541 2966 1348 788 830
10 I’d take that belt off if I were you. 1.8164 0.01251 3954 1652 1376 926
11 Welcome to Florida where the wildlife is smarter than the governor 1.8136 0.01543 3025 1423 743 859
12 It’s not so much the books, it’s the writers he likes 1.8091 0.01539 2593 1091 906 596
13 We've found that he really enjoys more seasoned authors. 1.8083 0.01490 2660 1089 992 579
14 What kind of dog was it? 1.8068 0.01005 6898 3201 1830 1867
15 Yeah, business is off some, but shoplifting is not a problem anymore. 1.8000 0.01310 3270 1310 1304 656
16 The books under him are for sale too, but they cost an arm and a leg. 1.7976 0.01287 4066 1864 1161 1041
17 Clyde here handles returns. 1.7926 0.01363 3211 1359 1159 693
18 My associate wants to know if you are planning to purchase the book you put in your pocket. 1.7836 0.01292 3614 1566 1264 784
19 He says Little Women makes him cry but I just don’t know if those tears are genuine 1.7792 0.01564 2491 1094 853 544
20 Don’t worry. He’s vaccinated. 1.7619 0.01632 2293 1038 763 492
21 Your shoes reminds him of someone he once knew. 1.7582 0.01377 3193 1446 1073 674
22 That book will cost you an arm and a leg. 1.7566 0.01424 2995 1363 998 634
23 That’s our books-to-die-for section 1.7560 0.01881 1713 779 573 361
24 And you say it was Wednesday your child came here to browse? 1.7556 0.01601 2492 1174 753 565
25 Florida runaway. He’s terrified of the Governor. 1.7541 0.01537 2814 1366 774 674
26 In a while, bibliophile. 1.7527 0.01596 2535 1209 744 582
27 Grabs you from page 1, and doesn't let go 1.7515 0.01588 2302 1025 824 453
28 Finally, a mask mandate with real teeth. 1.7463 0.01690 2172 1019 685 468
29 You’d look smug too if you finished Moby Dick in one sitting. 1.7419 0.01465 2782 1282 936 564
30 Shoplifting is down, but so are sales. 1.7408 0.01838 1597 691 629 277
31 Go ahead, ask him anything. He's a voracious reader. 1.7394 0.01528 2771 1351 791 629
32 Back to lose your other arm, Mr ‘I ain’t no shoplifter’? 1.7391 0.01596 2445 1163 757 525
33 „He‘s just had his first customer today.“ 1.7337 0.01576 2415 1131 796 488
34 New to Florida, huh? 1.7292 0.01620 2190 1006 771 413
35 I’m allergic to cats. 1.7227 0.01853 2045 1080 452 513
36 No mask? Meet George 1.7168 0.01792 1847 883 604 360
37 No sir you cannot pat him, he is an emotional support alligator. 1.7161 0.01775 1828 859 629 340
38 It's a rare hard cover edition of Trump's "Drain the Swamp" 1.7153 0.01895 1728 852 516 360
39 They told me I should incorporate aspects of the Amazon model to stay competitive. 1.7127 0.02000 1514 738 473 303
40 Six feet social distance is mandatory. 1.7102 0.01844 1663 781 583 299
41 He's signing copies of his memoir - "On the Other Hand: My life with Captain Hook" 1.7097 0.01860 1791 890 531 370
42 He appears to be admiring your shoes. 1.7085 0.01863 1616 757 573 286
43 You think THAT'S the weird part of this dream? You're standing in an independent bookstore in 2021. 1.7062 0.02052 1552 802 404 346
44 The cat quit. 1.7059 0.02228 1197 583 383 231
45 This is the “Help!” section. 1.7003 0.02135 1515 818 333 364
46 Well, the bookshop cat has become something of a cliché. 1.6996 0.02220 1142 544 397 201
47 Shoplifting's been way down this year. 1.6985 0.01984 1373 640 507 226
48 A biting satire with a plot that will grip you to the end—all in a handsome, leather-bound edition. 1.6968 0.02074 1395 694 430 271
49 Not sure where the other one's hiding... 1.6963 0.02184 1225 600 397 228
50 Let’s just say that we used to have a bookstore cat. 1.6922 0.02093 1264 604 445 215
51 You said you wanted something that grabs you and won't let go. 1.6906 0.02106 1377 699 405 273
52 We now have shredding, by the way. 1.6889 0.02862 675 324 237 114
53 We call him Reader's Digest because he digests readers. 1.6876 0.02155 1258 630 393 235
54 You'll be fine unless you have a chicken in your pocket. 1.6876 0.02202 1181 580 390 211
55 When you said the new hire was green, I thought we were talking experience 1.6865 0.02146 1158 547 427 184
56 It's from the original Amazon. 1.6853 0.02260 1182 601 352 229
57 No, I said I got him from THE Amazon. 1.6843 0.02190 1245 630 378 237
58 Of course, it's alive. What possible use would a dead alligator be? 1.6839 0.02278 1120 558 358 204
59 Can I interest you in "A Farewell to Arms?" 1.6836 0.02351 1220 665 276 279
60 Of course he's stuffed. He just swallowed a Dan Brown novel. 1.6822 0.02283 1092 539 361 192
61 Just don’t say, ‘See ya later’… 1.6822 0.02286 1161 595 340 226
62 She only bites if you browse our shop and then purchase online. 1.6812 0.02318 1120 572 333 215
63 The books to my right cost an arm and a leg. 1.6771 0.02383 1025 517 322 186
64 Peter Pan is no longer available. 1.6741 0.02445 982 500 302 180
65 Sorry, we don't have a book on alligators, but we do have an alligator on books. 1.6725 0.02369 1032 523 324 185
66 We have this deal - he doesn't sell books, & I don't eat customers. 1.6709 0.02459 942 474 304 164
67 Turns out a lot of people are allergic to cats. 1.6705 0.02449 947 476 307 164
68 We find it minimizes aimless browsing. 1.6696 0.02415 923 451 326 146
69 He’s tired of mice and men. He really wants to kill a mockingbird. 1.6618 0.02686 896 492 215 189
70 She’s best known for her cookbook Eat Prey Love 1.6602 0.02714 874 480 211 183
71 He won't bother you. He's busy digesting a good book. 1.6601 0.02500 918 472 286 160
72 I wouldn’t come any further in those shoes if I were you. 1.6599 0.02488 982 522 272 188
73 No—crocodile. Why would you keep an alligator in a bookstore?” 1.6551 0.02838 777 423 199 155
74 Well, if it isn't the critic who said my last book was a crock. 1.6522 0.02694 782 405 244 133
75 Interestingly, shoplifting's down 92.5% 1.6519 0.02544 905 477 266 162
76 He generally prefers biting satire. 1.6515 0.02721 792 418 232 142
77 It's your lucky day. We just had a spot open up in our book club. 1.6513 0.02709 757 388 245 124
78 ‘He’s devoured all the classics.’ 1.6512 0.02647 843 447 243 153
79 Are you certain you had both arms when you came in here? 1.6511 0.02789 814 449 200 165
80 If you can remove a book from his section, the second book is half price. 1.6510 0.02687 785 407 245 133
81 I had six copies of that but it seems they were all snapped up. 1.6491 0.02663 721 355 264 102
82 No, it's an alligator. Crocodiles can't read. 1.6488 0.02908 746 412 184 150
83 I didn't say it's a book on alligators, I said it's an alligator on books. 1.6480 0.02693 716 356 256 104
84 I'll either see you later or after a while; I can never remember which. 1.6475 0.02713 783 412 235 136
85 Are you sure your dog came in here? 1.6473 0.02745 811 441 215 155
86 Let's just say we no longer have a shoplifting problem. 1.6471 0.02729 714 360 246 108
87 That's the biting satire section. 1.6467 0.02819 753 405 209 139
88 If you're here for 'Brunch with the Author,' just take a seat. We'll be starting as soon as we find him. 1.6458 0.02821 703 365 222 116
89 He's a voracious reader. 1.6452 0.02771 761 405 221 135
90 It’s called predatory pricing 1.6448 0.02784 715 370 229 116
91 He keeps out all the other emotional support animals. 1.6445 0.02869 723 389 202 132
92 His memoir paints Peter Pan in a very different light. 1.6441 0.02846 753 411 199 143
93 That’s the author of “Draining the Swamp – The Unintended Consequences.” 1.6420 0.03009 715 405 161 149
94 Sure, but I’d wager ‘Taste like chicken’ is a mutual sentiment. 1.6408 0.02832 746 405 204 137
95 He's a rescue. I got him before the guy from the shoe store 1.6404 0.02672 773 402 247 124
96 Larry here cuts down on the casual browsers. 1.6402 0.02724 667 328 251 88
97 They're 90 percent off, but you have to get them yourself. 1.6395 0.02753 760 405 224 131
98 Crocodile, alligator. Fiction, non-fiction. Who can really tell the difference anymore? 1.6394 0.02805 696 361 225 110
99 He deals with the unvaccinated customers. 1.6386 0.02872 700 374 205 121
100 This is Gertrude; she handles all customer complaints. 1.6369 0.02892 705 382 197 126
101 We solved that problem of annoying, unattended children. 1.6364 0.02935 671 360 195 116
102 Mostly I feed him whatever's not selling, but he'll eat anything -- mysteries, romances, the classics. But I stopped feeding him books on modern politics. Those make him sick for weeks. 1.6353 0.02897 691 372 199 120
103 Actually, we discourage browsing. 1.6345 0.02684 725 370 250 105
104 Just let me know if anything grabs you. 1.6330 0.02979 624 329 195 100
105 We met through an endangered species support group. 1.6296 0.03058 602 322 181 99
106 Please let my colleague know if you have any complaints 1.6291 0.02906 647 341 205 101
107 Amazon takes from us, we take from the Amazon. 1.6289 0.03066 582 307 184 91
108 He's studying to be a litigator. 1.6276 0.02900 733 413 180 140
109 He just devours mysteries. 1.6274 0.02906 569 282 217 70
110 He remembers your belt. 1.6270 0.02966 681 378 179 124
111 Lyle here runs security. 1.6267 0.02880 643 336 211 96
112 Quite a departure from the usual bookstore cat isn't it. Still, security is better. 1.6242 0.02923 612 318 206 88
113 He's here to sign his new book, The Dark Side of Peter Pan." 1.6241 0.03120 556 294 177 85
114 I found it in the sewer between Erica Jong and Trump's memoirs 1.6241 0.03222 556 304 157 95
115 He’s an absolutely voracious reader 1.6227 0.02926 599 309 207 83
116 Well, we used to have a cat ... " 1.6221 0.03100 561 297 179 85
117 Yes, thats our complaint box 1.6213 0.03500 441 234 140 67
118 I don’t know what happened to the cat, but as long as the mice don’t come back, he can stay. 1.6174 0.03037 562 294 189 79
119 He loves Peter Pan 1.6174 0.03078 562 298 181 83
120 He’s in charge of returns. 1.6168 0.03104 561 310 160 91
121 You don't get this experience on Amazon! 1.6161 0.03269 560 316 143 101
122 You can see him too? 1.6161 0.03336 560 323 129 108
123 I no longer need the "leave your dog outside" sign on our door. 1.6145 0.03254 524 285 156 83
124 That’s the “grab ‘n’ go” section. 1.6126 0.03230 493 259 166 68
125 Sometimes he makes snap decisions 1.6117 0.03269 528 291 151 86
126 He’s a rescue. 1.6110 0.03320 509 280 147 82
127 he'd like to know where you got your shoes 1.6108 0.03233 591 342 137 112
128 you'd think he'd just be into The National Geographic, but he's actually a huge Jane Austen fan 1.6104 0.03176 557 307 160 90
129 Shoplifting has gone way down. 1.6102 0.03152 567 313 162 92
130 We didn't want to be just another book store with a cat. 1.6077 0.03249 520 292 143 85
131 I ordered Crocs from Amazon and this is what came in. 1.6066 0.03301 544 310 138 96
132 OK, but on the other hand, shoplifting is down 80%. 1.6056 0.03207 535 294 158 83
133 It’s about his life as a polo shirt logo… 1.6056 0.03488 502 291 118 93
134 Too many people were allergic to the cat. 1.6036 0.03315 497 273 148 76
135 The reading has been canceled - the author is nowhere to be found." 1.6036 0.03241 497 267 160 70
136 Welcome back Carl, I told you that once you got your sports coats tailored to a single sleeve nobody would notice the missing arm. 1.6027 0.03748 448 265 96 87
137 We're more Amazon than Amazon. 1.6025 0.03349 551 323 124 104
138 He hasn't bitten anyone wearing their mask. 1.6017 0.03080 585 325 168 92
139 You want the non-fiction aisle. This is the crocodaisle. 1.6017 0.03631 472 278 104 90
140 He handles refunds. 1.6008 0.03302 516 289 144 83
141 He's been digesting War and Peace for about a week, now. 1.5991 0.03616 439 249 117 73
142 Ironically, I ordered him on Amazon. 1.5970 0.03458 474 268 129 77
143 Cat? Yeah we had a cat. Used to sleep right there. 1.5968 0.03421 496 284 128 84
144 Don't worry, he just read Joyce. He'll be catatonic for days. 1.5966 0.03425 466 259 136 71
145 He wasn’t cheap, but shoplifting losses have plummeted since we got him. 1.5965 0.03542 451 255 123 73
146 A book on alligators? No, but we do have an alligator on books. 1.5954 0.03567 477 280 110 87
147 All our local authors are half off. 1.5947 0.03441 449 247 137 65
148 Beverly here would be happy to recommend some local authors who are easy to digest. 1.5940 0.03437 463 266 122 75
149 No, he's not stuffed. In fact, he hasn't even eaten. 1.5939 0.03343 522 301 132 89
150 He used to work at the shoe store across the street but it felt like a hostile work environment. 1.5938 0.03460 485 279 124 82
151 Choose wisely 1.5921 0.03316 456 245 152 59
152 No need for concern, he is still digesting 'War and Peace'. 1.5918 0.03534 485 286 111 88
153 Book theft has all but disappeared. 1.5915 0.03158 492 262 169 61
154 I wouldn't say he's a discriminating reader, but he's definitely voracious. 1.5894 0.03374 492 280 134 78
155 Yeah,well,not everyone could find a pandemic puppy. 1.5894 0.03550 397 214 132 51
156 Yes, you can return the book, but I wouldn't. 1.5893 0.03494 448 252 128 68
157 Shoplifting is down, too. 1.5891 0.03419 477 271 131 75
158 We’ve been swamped all week! 1.5886 0.03425 440 241 139 60
159 Go ahead. Try that “See ya later…” line. He likes that. 1.5882 0.03589 442 254 116 72
160 So in a way, the cat’s still here 1.5882 0.03487 442 247 130 65
161 It’s my support croc. 1.5877 0.03324 473 261 146 66
162 We used to have a problem with cats. 1.5876 0.03361 451 246 145 60
163 I can't decide whether to place him under Suspense or Nature. 1.5876 0.03742 434 258 97 79
164 He identifies as a cat 1.5875 0.03869 400 236 93 71
165 Don’t worry. He’s not nearly as dangerous as other unvaccinated Floridians 1.5872 0.03757 436 261 94 81
166 Aisle six if you want to know if it’s a crocodile or an alligator. 1.5862 0.03360 464 257 142 65
167 If you think you can beat him to the door, think again. 1.5853 0.03703 381 211 117 53
168 Well, the elephant in the room was just taking up too much space 1.5845 0.03646 438 256 108 74
169 Theft is down 100%. 1.5841 0.03438 428 234 138 56
170 We’re old-school Amazon. 1.5824 0.03620 455 270 105 80
171 We take shoplifting very seriously. 1.5824 0.03575 431 246 119 66
172 He handles our returns. 1.5819 0.03515 421 234 129 58
173 welcome to the only bookstore in Florida, how may we help you 1.5807 0.03846 384 223 99 62
174 Yeah he costs a lot to feed, but shoplifting is down to almost zero. 1.5806 0.03525 422 236 127 59
175 We think he’s harmless, but to be on the safe side, we avoid reading him “Peter Pan.” 1.5802 0.03383 424 234 136 54
176 Oh, we still have bookstore cats. New ones every week. 1.5800 0.03748 419 248 99 72
177 He helps when we’re swamped. 1.5796 0.03564 421 238 122 61
178 Why yes,we are an Amazon bookstore. 1.5795 0.03747 390 223 108 59
179 He’s looking for something he can sink his teeth into. 1.5793 0.03536 435 248 122 65
180 Haven’t had a book stolen in five years. 1.5791 0.03328 468 261 143 64
181 Are you able to describe the crocodile you claim to have left in my shop? 1.5788 0.03734 444 270 91 83
182 Just don't tell me you can get it cheaper online, and you'll be fine. 1.5784 0.03619 408 231 118 59
183 Says here you ordered The Jungle Book, live edition. 1.5779 0.03655 417 241 111 65
184 He helps out when we’re swamped. 1.5776 0.03488 438 248 127 63
185 I was actually looking for an Allegory. 1.5765 0.03803 392 229 100 63
186 You don't have to wear a mask, but we do enforce social distancing. 1.5760 0.03382 434 241 137 56
187 He’s sensitive about people mistaking him for a crocodile. 1.5752 0.03442 412 225 137 50
188 We named her ‘Eat Prey, Love.’ 1.5746 0.03940 402 247 79 76
189 I'm on my feet all day so I ordered a pair of Crocs. They only sent one. 1.5731 0.03673 417 244 107 66
190 Nope, that’s an alligator. Crocodiles are in aisle 4. 1.5722 0.03801 374 215 104 55
191 It’s the type of story that grabs you and won’t let go. 1.5718 0.03424 404 219 139 46
192 This is our urban legend section. 1.5714 0.03754 392 228 104 60
193 Sorry. We are all out of Penguin books. 1.5699 0.03891 379 225 92 62
194 Some people get consumed by a book - others by Charlie. 1.5697 0.03562 402 226 123 53
195 The cat’s on vacation. 1.5682 0.03863 352 201 102 49
196 I wouldn't worry too much...he prefers to hang out in the children's section. 1.5676 0.03390 407 221 141 45
197 After a while, Bibliophile. 1.5674 0.03885 393 238 87 68
198 He negotiates all returns. 1.5669 0.03822 381 224 98 59
199 He's in charge of our return desk. 1.5669 0.03750 381 220 106 55
200 When they said to be more like Amazon, I thought they meant the rainforest. 1.5663 0.03615 392 222 118 52
201 We endangered species stick together. 1.5657 0.03661 426 254 103 69
202 It's what happens when you drain the swamp. 1.5652 0.03794 368 212 104 52
203 This is Albert. He handles return requests. 1.5651 0.03811 361 207 104 50
204 Shoplifting has really dropped off 1.5650 0.03542 423 244 119 60
205 Come to think of it, maybe I did see your dog enter the store. 1.5634 0.04087 339 202 83 54
206 Of course sir, here is our complaints department 1.5632 0.03792 348 196 108 44
207 We used to have a shoplifting problem 1.5628 0.03752 366 209 108 49
208 We offer free shipping to the Amazon. 1.5627 0.03585 375 208 123 44
209 His name is Digest... Readers Digest 1.5625 0.04030 352 211 84 57
210 He's a gift from Amazon 1.5623 0.03773 345 193 110 42
211 Of course the alligator leather bound edition will cost you an arm and a leg 1.5616 0.03975 349 206 90 53
212 I don't think I'll be able to get your arm back. 1.5615 0.03672 374 227 90 57
213 I got into a debate on Amazon about ‘allegory’ in novels, and hit the wrong button. 1.5615 0.03918 358 211 93 54
214 The book worm retired 1.5613 0.03685 367 207 114 46
215 My associate will have that for you in a snap. 1.5610 0.03823 328 182 108 38
216 Don’t worry. He’s only hungry for knowledge. 1.5608 0.03738 378 219 106 53
217 Emotional support. The loss prevention is just a happy accident. 1.5605 0.03252 446 271 110 65
218 My associate here handles returns. 1.5601 0.03590 416 243 113 60
219 Somebody left her here. Just said “See ya later” and took off. 1.5597 0.03825 352 202 103 47
220 Well, the cat wasn’t adequately discouraging shoplifting. 1.5588 0.03731 374 216 107 51
221 Can you pet him? You can try, but probably only once. 1.5584 0.04113 308 178 88 42
222 I see that you are back to get your other arm removed. 1.5579 0.03888 380 230 88 62
223 Yeah, she's new, couldn't stand Florida anymore. 1.5573 0.03800 375 221 99 55
224 He recognizes your belt 1.5570 0.03895 377 228 88 61
225 He’s digesting the latest New Yorker 1.5565 0.03862 372 222 93 57
226 First time in Florida? 1.5562 0.04016 356 216 82 58
227 Unfortunately, the author won’t be available to autograph his book for you. 1.5556 0.04020 342 204 86 52
228 Yeah, well, it's not like Mittens never bit anybody. 1.5548 0.04094 310 180 88 42
229 The book store cat is such a cliche 1.5546 0.03765 357 205 106 46
230 He's here to sniff out those who read here but buy on Amazon. 1.5543 0.03969 350 209 88 53
231 Yeah, but your hiccups are gone, aren’t they? 1.5542 0.03840 332 188 104 40
232 I thought losing one arm would have taught you a lesson. 1.5540 0.03954 361 218 86 57
233 Sure, you can speak with someone in the complaints department. 1.5540 0.03713 361 206 110 45
234 No, you’re fine. He’s vaccinated. 1.5539 0.03827 399 245 87 67
235 It wasn't my first choice, but pitbulls are illegal. 1.5538 0.03710 372 215 108 49
236 We've been swamped lately. 1.5531 0.03788 367 215 101 51
237 When I said I'd give my right arm for that scarce volume, I really didn't mean it literally! 1.5531 0.03822 320 178 107 35
238 Yes, we have that in hardcover, paperback…and leather-bound 1.5524 0.03798 353 204 103 46
239 Only fair to warn you. They’re notoriously hard to read. 1.5515 0.04215 301 178 80 43
240 The bookstore cat is such a cliché, don't you think? 1.5511 0.04136 323 194 80 49
241 Welcome to Florida's only bookstore. 1.5510 0.03977 363 222 82 59
242 Looking for something that grabs you? 1.5508 0.03657 374 215 112 47
243 He's from the Amazon. Ironic, right? 1.5503 0.04257 318 195 71 52
244 I think he remembers you from the time you were in here and lost your right arm. 1.5501 0.03907 369 224 87 58
245 Alonzo would be happy to help you check if Amazon has a better price. 1.5501 0.03714 369 214 107 48
246 That's the unvaccinated section. 1.5498 0.03921 331 192 96 43
247 First editions cost an arm and a leg 1.5497 0.03769 362 211 103 48
248 The customer is not always right here. 1.5497 0.03907 302 168 102 32
249 He’s a rescue from Florida. 1.5487 0.03752 359 208 105 46
250 Better than a guard dog. No one pets him. 1.5484 0.03857 341 198 99 44
251 Never mind where the cat is. 1.5478 0.04058 345 211 79 55
252 He's also "just looking" 1.5476 0.04240 294 174 79 41
253 He helps with our "No Return" policy. 1.5475 0.03923 358 216 88 54
254 He's head of the Complaint Department. 1.5474 0.03862 327 187 101 39
255 Don't worry, he's a licensed therapy animal. 1.5473 0.03918 349 208 91 50
256 We feel secure, but sales have definitely plummeted. 1.5470 0.04117 287 164 89 34
257 Yeah, the ones at the end of the counter are likely to cost you an arm and a leg. 1.5470 0.03859 351 207 96 48
258 He handles customer complaints. 1.5462 0.03837 346 202 99 45
259 Of course he bites. 1.5462 0.03879 368 223 89 56
260 We hired him as a greeter but all he says is ‘SEE YOU LATER’ 1.5461 0.04211 304 182 78 44
261 Back of aisle 6, and I suggest you walk in a zigzag pattern. 1.5458 0.04091 295 170 89 36
262 Yes, she enjoys a good reader now and then. 1.5455 0.04203 330 205 70 55
263 Looking for something that will grab you and not let you go? 1.5446 0.04144 303 179 83 41
264 We got a loaner while the security system is replaced 1.5443 0.04006 327 194 88 45
265 You're familiar with Reader's Digest? Lyle here digests readers. 1.5442 0.04338 283 169 74 40
266 We have noticed a dramatic reduction in shoplifting 1.5437 0.04025 320 189 88 43
267 I keep saying, "see you later ...," but so far he hasn't budged. 1.5430 0.04384 291 178 68 45
268 An alligator that reads is nowhere near the weirdest thing you will see in Florida. 1.5427 0.04467 293 183 61 49
269 We keep him around just in case Bezos comes in 1.5423 0.04226 319 197 71 51
270 You tell him he's not welcome here. 1.5422 0.04196 308 186 77 45
271 Vaccinated? 1.5422 0.04249 332 210 64 58
272 It's bound in leather and grips you right away. 1.5418 0.03830 347 204 98 45
273 I can fill your book order today but it will cost you an arm and a leg. 1.5414 0.04084 314 187 84 43
274 It’s for the people who come in and read for three hours but don’t buy anything. 1.5414 0.04159 314 190 78 46
275 Will you be paying in cash, or chicken? 1.5414 0.04183 314 191 76 47
276 We've been having trouble enforcing our no pets policy 1.5413 0.03984 327 194 89 44
277 He’s our most voracious reader. 1.5413 0.04007 327 195 87 45
278 Voracious? Yes, but not a reader. 1.5409 0.04215 281 164 82 35
279 He's been here ever since he heard we were swamped. 1.5407 0.04376 270 160 74 36
280 This new edition is more than just a nail biter. 1.5405 0.04110 296 173 86 37
281 The cat only wants to work from home now. 1.5404 0.04160 272 155 87 30
282 He misread our “Meet the Author” flyer 1.5396 0.04091 328 200 79 49
283 We haven’t had a shoplifter in 27 years. 1.5394 0.04003 330 198 86 46
284 Are you here for his book signing, or his 2 o'clock feeding? 1.5385 0.04166 325 201 73 51
285 he ensures 6 ft of social distance 1.5385 0.04215 299 180 77 42
286 I needed to do something about people who browse and then buy on Amazon. 1.5380 0.04090 316 190 82 44
287 Just don't say the word A-m-a-z-o-n in here, and you'll be fine. 1.5380 0.04039 303 177 89 37
288 Kids get excited when they see him in the children’s section. And he’s so excited to see them. 1.5366 0.03929 328 199 84 45
289 Hey man, sorry about that arm... 1.5364 0.04059 343 213 76 54
290 She likes books she can sink her teeth into. 1.5364 0.04091 302 181 81 40
291 Don't worry, he prefers to sink his teeth into a good novel. 1.5361 0.04110 319 194 79 46
292 It's ok, he's vaccinated 1.5357 0.04248 308 190 71 47
293 I know, I know… it’s like something out of a New Yorker cartoon. 1.5356 0.04540 267 164 63 40
294 I had to get him out of Florida. 1.5355 0.04076 310 185 84 41
295 He’s here to sign copies of Peter Pan.” 1.5350 0.03981 286 172 79 35
296 I ask my assistant to get a new security system from Amazon, but he thought I said get a new security system from the Amazon. 1.5345 0.04204 290 173 79 38
297 She's part of this month's "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions" promotion. 1.5338 0.04331 266 157 76 33
298 If you’ve worked in retail you wouldn’t be asking me why I have an emotional support animal. 1.5335 0.03975 343 210 83 50
299 A bull in a china shop would have been too much of a cliche. 1.5333 0.04044 300 176 88 36
300 Yes, our return policies have become much stricter. 1.5331 0.04008 317 189 87 41
301 He’ll snap if you ask for Proust. 1.5322 0.03763 342 200 102 40
302 This is my guest author-of-the-week, Al Gator, who has spent the last four years, documenting life in Trump's swamp! 1.5316 0.03880 301 184 79 38
303 What do you THINK happened to the cat? 1.5315 0.04415 254 150 73 31
304 Sorry, we've been swamped." 1.5312 0.03851 337 200 95 42
305 He handles all the returns. 1.5307 0.03943 309 188 81 40
306 This is Noam Chompsky. I'm training him to identify Amazon Prime members. 1.5306 0.04299 294 181 70 43
307 . . . haven't seen a shoplifter in years, why do you ask? 1.5296 0.04296 287 175 72 40
308 Yep, she has experience at Amazon. 1.5296 0.04190 304 186 75 43
309 ''Of course he remembers you - he's still digesting your right arm". 1.5294 0.04072 323 198 79 46
310 Amazon has taken a huge bite out of our sales. If Bezos ever drops in, it's payback time. 1.5294 0.04357 289 179 67 43
311 Shoplifting is down by 97%. 1.5286 0.04320 280 170 72 38
312 He's voracious, yes, but not so much about reading. 1.5278 0.03845 324 190 97 37
313 Sure, the cat was cute, but it wasn't deterring shoplifters. 1.5276 0.04234 290 176 75 39
314 I think it’s because the books are still warm from the printer 1.5273 0.03966 275 155 95 25
315 I handle sales. He handles shoplifters. 1.5271 0.03919 332 200 89 43
316 He's our loss prevention officer. 1.5261 0.04182 287 172 79 36
317 I don't know how he does it but people now seem to want to buy books rather sit in the store reading them. 1.5259 0.04121 270 156 86 28
318 Make your Amazon joke and move on 1.5256 0.04174 293 177 78 38
319 Ah, here it is. On May 24, 2014 you told him you would see him later. 1.5253 0.04372 297 188 62 47
320 Not only hardback, but waterproof. 1.5249 0.04008 301 178 88 35
321 That’s the wildlife section. 1.5248 0.04310 242 139 79 24
322 Don't worry - he just swallowed the complete OED. He'll be digesting for a while. 1.5234 0.04321 256 151 76 29
323 Well, an elephant in a china shop is copyright protected, you see 1.5234 0.04528 256 157 64 35
324 We’ve cut down drastically on shoplifting. 1.5228 0.04403 241 141 74 26
325 These cost an arm and a leg 1.5223 0.04139 291 175 80 36
326 Your order 'Living With Crocodiles' has arrived with a free gift. 1.5220 0.04263 295 183 70 42
327 The sign no shoplifting just didn’t do it. 1.5220 0.04208 295 181 74 40
328 It's part of our social distancing strategy 1.5216 0.04375 278 172 67 39
329 The elephant in the room is up the spiral staircase… 1.5212 0.04489 259 159 65 35
330 He came from Washington after they drained the swamp. 1.5208 0.04222 313 198 67 48
331 Actually, he's quite a voracious reader too. 1.5208 0.04178 265 155 82 28
332 My old security system had too many bells and whistles. 1.5206 0.04322 267 161 73 33
333 He started out in nature, but then got a taste for mystery writers. 1.5205 0.04072 292 174 84 34
334 I'm confused... did you reserve a book on alligators or an alligator on books? 1.5197 0.04007 304 182 86 36
335 He came in looking for a self-help book called "Gator-Ade." 1.5197 0.04487 254 155 66 33
336 Do you like our new security system? It is organic, sustainable and low-energy use. And very effective. 1.5193 0.04675 233 142 61 30
337 It depends. Are you going to ask him to see you later or after while? 1.5185 0.04891 243 157 46 40
338 I asked for an intern that liked people 1.5183 0.04172 301 186 74 41
339 We thought a bookstore cat was too cliche. 1.5181 0.04216 276 166 77 33
340 Damn abbreviations. We posted a job for “lit rep” and got a literary reptile. 1.5159 0.04619 252 158 58 36
341 This one will also grip you immediately and not let go. 1.5153 0.04483 262 163 63 36
342 It’s his first Book signing tour, and he has found he enjoys a good critic now and then. 1.5153 0.04483 262 163 63 36
343 Please avoid, ‘See you later…’ and ‘In a while…’ He’ll snap. 1.5148 0.04953 237 154 44 39
344 Don't worry. We're vaccinated. 1.5147 0.04419 272 170 64 38
345 I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t have any books on alligators. We do, however, have an alligator on books. 1.5141 0.04556 249 154 62 33
346 I told my wife I wanted crocs for my birthday. 1.5133 0.04129 300 185 76 39
347 I’m here for the book signing of “Life’s a Croc.” 1.5127 0.04553 236 143 65 28
348 Why, yes, we did used to have a bookstore cat. 1.5124 0.04317 283 177 67 39
349 This is our finest leather bound edition. 1.5123 0.04517 244 149 65 30
350 This is our grab and go section. 1.5123 0.04236 285 176 72 37
351 Sorry, Randy doesn’t work here anymore 1.5122 0.04242 287 178 71 38
352 Actually, the only book he has ever recommended is Peter Pan 1.5115 0.04335 305 198 58 49
353 A kid peed in the town pool, so he’s waiting it out here. 1.5111 0.04319 270 166 70 34
354 He had his video camera off during the job interview. 1.5106 0.04305 284 178 67 39
355 He's looking at your watch band. 1.5103 0.04474 243 150 63 30
356 He was the only living thing that responded to our job posting 1.5102 0.04685 245 155 55 35
357 Whatever you do, don't say 'see ya later' when you leave! 1.5101 0.04253 296 187 67 42
358 That’s REALLY your first question?!? “Is it an alligator or crocodile?” 1.5101 0.04117 296 182 77 37
359 Yes, we have that title, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg. 1.5100 0.04386 251 152 70 29
360 He just devours books. 1.5099 0.04396 253 154 69 30
361 Fifty bucks says you can’t get that signed first edition out from under his front right leg.” 1.5096 0.04867 208 127 56 25
362 Whatever you do don’t say, “see you later…” 1.5094 0.04607 267 173 52 42
363 Don't worry, he only bites people who say Ayn Rand is their favorite author. 1.5092 0.04346 273 170 67 36
364 He applied for the security position and we don’t discriminate. 1.5088 0.04093 283 173 77 33
365 We’re looking to be more like Amazon. 1.5084 0.04679 238 149 57 32
366 Questionable manuscripts go directly into my new shredder” 1.5083 0.04497 240 146 66 28
367 The cat was useless against ill-bred toddlers. 1.5083 0.04797 240 154 50 36
368 Sir. You need to wear a mask to enter the store 1.5082 0.04517 244 150 64 30
369 Remember that six inch long birthday present you gave me back in 1952? 1.5081 0.04490 246 151 65 30
370 Yes, we did used to have a cat. 1.5080 0.04326 250 150 73 27
371 Sales are down, but then again, so are thefts. 1.5078 0.04358 256 156 70 30
372 On the other hand, it's done wonders for our theft problem. 1.5073 0.04272 274 169 71 34
373 Your so called state of the art security system is a crock 1.5064 0.04406 235 140 71 24
374 I didn't realize bookstores sold Crocs.' 1.5060 0.04557 249 156 60 33
375 He used to be a lawyer. 1.5059 0.04510 255 160 61 34
376 Someone just snapped up the last copy. 1.5057 0.03807 348 216 88 44
377 Yea, he's a rescue. 1.5055 0.04156 273 165 78 30
378 You're in luck... We are offering free shredding today. 1.5054 0.04143 277 168 78 31
379 Desmond’s job is to remind customers that if you start reading it, you’re buying it. 1.5053 0.04192 281 173 74 34
380 His bark is worse than his bite, but then again, he doesn’t bark. 1.5050 0.04925 202 124 54 24
381 He's a replacement for the elephant that used to be in the room. 1.5050 0.04875 202 123 56 23
382 He loves most people. 1.5040 0.04289 250 150 74 26
383 Yes, bookstores in Florida are a bit different. 1.5040 0.04374 252 154 69 29
384 No. I haven't seen your poodle. 1.5038 0.04590 266 173 52 41
385 Certainly cuts down on returns. 1.5037 0.04264 272 168 71 33
386 The cats all want to work from home. 1.5025 0.05092 201 127 47 27
387 Although masks are not required, I would still advice keeping six feet apart 1.5022 0.04708 223 138 58 27
388 He doesn't bark but he does bite. 1.5022 0.04376 231 137 72 22
389 We also have him in softback. 1.5020 0.04225 249 148 77 24
390 He may be cold-blooded, but he does have a soft spot for French Romantic Poetry. 1.5000 0.05089 196 123 48 25
391 He came to us after a distinguished career in polo shirts. 1.5000 0.04276 248 149 74 25
392 He's on the best seller list with his new title "How I ate Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago". 1.5000 0.04748 236 151 52 33
393 He has a voracious appetite for local authors. 1.5000 0.04672 214 130 61 23
394 We were thinking about a cat, but so many people are allergic. We didn't want to drive them away. 1.5000 0.04502 234 143 65 26
395 So Penguin has finally been replaced? 1.5000 0.04263 238 153 56 29
396 As long as you don't walk like a chicken, you should be safe to browse. 1.5000 0.04111 280 171 78 31
397 Try as hard as you want Bob, but he hasn’t lost a staring contest in 400 million years. 1.5000 0.04177 274 168 75 31
398 Shoplifting has declined dramatically 1.4981 0.04356 267 168 65 34
399 No Moleskin, but we have another option. 1.4979 0.04205 241 142 78 21
400 You're right, we did also used to have a cat. 1.4978 0.04627 231 144 59 28
401 He will either see you later, or after while. 1.4978 0.04604 227 140 61 26
402 Slowly back out of the store. Repeat after me. See. You. Later. Alligator. 1.4959 0.04563 246 156 58 32
403 Sewer’s backed up again 1.4958 0.04419 240 147 67 26
404 I got a cat to catch a mouse, a dog to chase the cat … you get the picture. 1.4953 0.04672 214 131 60 23
405 He's here to remind customers that we're tired of hearing, "I can get it cheaper on Amazon." 1.4952 0.04926 210 133 50 27
406 Don't worry, fully vaccinated." 1.4951 0.04902 206 129 52 25
407 When it's necessary, he gives me a hand. 1.4949 0.04879 196 120 55 21
408 Believe it or not, he's our most voracious reader. 1.4947 0.04027 285 174 81 30
409 Our Security costs are way down. 1.4942 0.04310 257 159 69 29
410 That's the Politics section. He wrote the book on draining the swamp. 1.4938 0.04475 243 154 59 30
411 New addition to the leather bound section. 1.4937 0.04432 239 147 66 26
412 We've seen zero shoplifting. 1.4937 0.04694 237 152 53 32
413 I read a link that said Alligators sense vaccination status so I bought one. So far only one person didn’t mask up. 1.4937 0.04500 237 147 63 27
414 I think he's wondering what your belt is made of. 1.4935 0.04627 231 145 58 28
415 You may want to change your shoes. 1.4930 0.04609 215 131 62 22
416 Sorry about that. Shall we try again with your left? 1.4930 0.04839 215 136 52 27
417 All of the books the alligator is lying on are half-price. 1.4928 0.04980 207 132 48 27
418 He prefers biting social satire. 1.4923 0.04898 195 120 54 21
419 He’s here every week. He’s a voracious reader. 1.4920 0.04251 250 152 73 25
420 I told them that I wanted a “Gatorade, not a “gator aide”. 1.4919 0.05205 185 117 45 23
421 Sorry. We don't have any books on alligators, but we do have alligators on books." 1.4915 0.04553 236 148 60 28
422 Well, yeah, I lost a couple of customers, but shoplifting is way down. 1.4915 0.04378 234 142 69 23
423 I still prefer the way a hardcover feels in my remaining hand 1.4912 0.04754 228 146 52 30
424 It's Stephen King's answer to The Very Hungry Caterpillar, sir. It's a pop-up. 1.4907 0.04777 216 136 54 26
425 He's from the good Amazon. 1.4900 0.04449 249 157 62 30
426 A little mixup. I ordered something from Amazon not from THE Amazon. 1.4895 0.04732 237 154 50 33
427 Careful, he is not a big fan of your alligator shoes. 1.4895 0.04296 237 143 72 22
428 He's part of the group opposed to leather bound volumes". 1.4895 0.04617 237 151 56 30
429 They were all out of cats at the shelter. 1.4889 0.04526 225 146 51 28
430 We'd like people to think of us as the other Amazon. 1.4887 0.04783 221 141 52 28
431 We used to have a bookstore cat,but she disappeared. 1.4886 0.04360 264 168 63 33
432 His wit is biting, and his prose, toothsome. 1.4886 0.04501 219 133 65 21
433 - we’ll need to see your vax card please. 1.4884 0.04748 215 135 55 25
434 Sorry, today’s author talk is canceled. 1.4878 0.04871 205 129 52 24
435 He's no problem. It's the book business which'll eat you alive. 1.4876 0.04790 201 124 56 21
436 Need I ask where’s Kestrel, the store cat? 1.4873 0.04513 236 148 61 27
437 Excellent, Sir! Most don't know the difference between a crocodile and an alligator, including cartoonists. 1.4870 0.04682 230 147 54 29
438 Haven’t read any books on zoology, so I don’t know if I should say, “see you later…” or “in a while…”? 1.4870 0.04842 230 151 46 33
439 He’s the protagonist in a new mystery series. Greg the Investi-Gator. 1.4865 0.05091 185 116 48 21
440 What can I say? Carl Hiassen has a reading here tonight, and this guy’s been in line since yesterday. 1.4865 0.03625 222 146 55 21
441 He says your belt is his mother. 1.4862 0.04788 218 139 52 27
442 It's my aggression support animal. 1.4862 0.04536 253 164 55 34
443 I keep him around so customers stop describing themselves as "voracious." 1.4861 0.04227 216 143 48 25
444 I highly suggest you buy something 1.4860 0.04907 179 108 55 16
445 The Barnes & Noble rep is coming at 3 to propose a buyout. 1.4858 0.04703 212 132 57 23
446 He’s a reminder of the Amazon’s threat to small book stores. 1.4858 0.04119 282 177 73 32
447 Don’t worry, he’s just my service animal. 1.4857 0.04202 280 178 68 34
448 I was sure the ad read 'voracious reader'. 1.4854 0.04625 239 154 54 31
449 We haven't had any shoplifting since he started here 1.4842 0.04540 221 139 58 24
450 He is from the Temp agency. The elephant in the room is on vacation. 1.4839 0.04715 217 137 55 25
451 He has an appetite for readers. 1.4839 0.04498 248 159 58 31
452 You can buy from me, or I've got an Amazon representative who can help you. 1.4837 0.04562 246 159 55 32
453 I tried leaving him at home but he started chewing on the furniture. 1.4837 0.04655 215 134 58 23
454 He devours the classics. 1.4836 0.04734 213 134 55 24
455 Yeah, we had the usual cat too, but she just disappeared one day. 1.4831 0.04592 236 151 56 29
456 It doesn't realize that your book about draining the swamp is a political metaphor. 1.4829 0.04739 234 153 49 32
457 Of course,if you enjoy biting prose… 1.4824 0.04876 199 125 52 22
458 You should be fine. He just ate. 1.4822 0.05017 197 126 47 24
459 I’m still getting used to living in Florida 1.4820 0.04547 222 138 61 23
460 New releases cost an arm and a leg. 1.4817 0.05081 191 122 46 23
461 He identifies as a service dog. 1.4817 0.04698 218 138 55 25
462 You may want to stand back. Wouldn't want you to lose your other arm." 1.4817 0.04515 218 139 55 24
463 But shoplifting is down 87%! 1.4811 0.04797 212 135 52 25
464 The rarer editions can cost an arm and a leg. 1.4809 0.04282 262 166 66 30
465 I foolishly asked what's more endangered than neighborhood book stores and somebody dropped him off I suppose to make a point. 1.4804 0.05216 179 114 44 21
466 Well, I can see you ordered “Out of Africa” but there appears to have been some sort of mixup. 1.4804 0.04906 179 109 54 16
467 I’m afraid the book signing has been delayed. 1.4803 0.03991 229 147 60 22
468 Oh, you have feedback? Feel free to use our suggestion box here. 1.4793 0.04892 217 142 46 29
469 Oh that's our new return section. 1.4790 0.04562 238 153 56 29
470 I was thinking something I could sink my teeth into, not the opposite. 1.4789 0.04686 213 134 56 23
471 Well yes, it is a leather-bound edition. 1.4778 0.04855 203 129 51 23
472 A rare binding indeed. For a limited time, he contains a first edition of Peter Pan. 1.4774 0.04823 199 125 53 21
473 Returns are to my immediate right. 1.4772 0.05016 197 127 46 24
474 Well, no one is shoplifting anymore. 1.4770 0.04662 239 157 50 32
475 Books in here cost an arm and a leg. 1.4762 0.04330 231 142 68 21
476 We tried a snake but it scared the customers. 1.4762 0.04637 210 131 58 21
477 Allie is responsible for customer complaints. 1.4760 0.03537 208 130 65 13
478 Don't worry about it. She's just browsing. 1.4751 0.04376 221 135 67 19
479 We find it deters shoplifting considerably more effectively than the cat did. 1.4750 0.05158 200 133 39 28
480 You ordered the best seller ‘Aggressive Litigation Tactics’. Would you like it autographed? 1.4749 0.04545 219 137 60 22
481 A lot of people are allergic to cats. 1.4744 0.04836 215 140 48 27
482 He devours books. 1.4742 0.04858 194 122 52 20
483 I guess I don't need to tell you, but don't pet the alligator. 1.4732 0.04868 205 132 49 24
484 Look, pal, she may have been your pet alligator but now she's my wife and the lady wants you to leave. 1.4731 0.05622 167 111 33 23
485 Swipe or Insert? 1.4730 0.04589 222 141 57 24
486 He just devours the best sellers. 1.4727 0.05339 165 105 42 18
487 We don't all get to be Jane Goodall. 1.4725 0.04321 218 132 69 17
488 We have a somewhat involved return policy. 1.4724 0.05244 163 102 45 16
489 Sure you can pet him, but please pay for your purchases first. 1.4720 0.04668 214 136 55 23
490 Don't worry. He's fully vaccinated. 1.4717 0.04748 212 136 52 24
491 We finally found a business model Amazon won't replicate. 1.4714 0.04781 210 135 51 24
492 The book signing is over. He ate the author 1.4711 0.04544 225 143 58 24
493 It really cuts down shoplifting. 1.4709 0.04801 206 132 51 23
494 See ya later, alligator.” “After a while, bibliophile. 1.4693 0.05332 179 118 38 23
495 Yes, we do have something on the Florida wetlands. 1.4692 0.04857 211 138 47 26
496 This isn’t Barnes & Noble. If you’ve browsed it, you’ve bought it. 1.4689 0.05070 177 112 47 18
497 Sir, do you have your vaccination card on you? 1.4683 0.05106 205 138 38 29
498 He's remarkably good at keeping youngsters out of our adult book section. 1.4680 0.04647 203 127 57 19
499 I forgot to mention--he loves to sink his teeth into a good book. 1.4646 0.05044 198 131 42 25
500 Returns to the left 1.4646 0.04730 198 125 54 19
501 He's just browsing. 1.4639 0.04453 194 117 64 13
502 It's just like Florida, except with books. 1.4639 0.04799 194 128 44 22
503 Are you here for the reading, or the feeding? 1.4637 0.05150 179 116 43 20
504 We can’t compete with Amazon but we can reproduce the ambiance. 1.4637 0.05504 179 122 31 26
505 “We used to have a cat for mice, but got him for browsing customers who order from Amazon.” 1.4633 0.04783 218 144 47 27
506 Bookstore cats are cliché. 1.4629 0.04980 175 110 49 16
507 Like many new Florida residents, Henry initially found the culture shock to be a bit disorienting… 1.4628 0.04967 188 121 47 20
508 I know, but what am I to do? He‘s the the boss‘s son. 1.4627 0.04835 201 130 49 22
509 Ever since he was young, he has devoured books. 1.4626 0.04723 227 151 47 29
510 Organic paper shredder. Also works on mice, insects and shoplifters. 1.4625 0.05385 160 103 40 17
511 Shoplifting’s way down, although we haven’t seen our cat in weeks. 1.4623 0.04649 212 136 54 22
512 As long as you buy something, you’re ok. 1.4622 0.05942 119 74 35 10
513 First, the good news. The book you ordered is here. 1.4620 0.05046 184 119 45 20
514 After he got ahold of Peter Pan, he just devours books. 1.4619 0.04959 197 129 45 23
515 'Everyone says that, but they never come back.' 1.4615 0.04907 208 138 44 26
516 I handle the Sales. He handles the Returns. 1.4612 0.04677 219 143 51 25
517 If I were you I’d leave while you still have your other arm… 1.4612 0.04748 206 133 51 22
518 . Yes, the cat is gone… 1.4612 0.05313 206 145 27 34
519 The nature section is on my right. I don’t recommend it. 1.4611 0.04703 193 121 55 17
520 Sure, we have that title. But you're not going to like where it's shelved. 1.4611 0.04880 180 113 51 16
521 That’s just our Amazon returns pile 1.4605 0.05592 152 99 36 17
522 Shoplifting is way down. Then again,so is business. 1.4603 0.05059 189 124 43 22
523 Florida has bookstores? 1.4600 0.05803 150 100 31 19
524 Haven't had a shoplifter in months. 1.4598 0.05065 174 111 46 17
525 I think you mean, 'What is that CROCODILE doing here?' 1.4592 0.04977 196 129 44 23
526 Do you like Lacoste? Answer carefully. 1.4590 0.05065 183 119 44 20
527 No worries. He just devours good literature. 1.4590 0.04759 183 114 54 15
528 You’re not carrying a chicken, are you? 1.4588 0.04853 194 125 49 20
529 I'm not sure if I will see you later, or in a while. 1.4583 0.05330 168 110 39 19
530 The review says it packs quite a bite and has a twist ending 1.4581 0.05024 179 115 46 18
531 It won't cost you an arm or a leg 1.4573 0.04868 199 130 47 22
532 Of course alligator binding costs an arm and a leg. 1.4570 0.05286 186 126 35 25
533 Yes, we used to have a cat. 1.4568 0.05614 162 109 32 21
534 He can’t get enough Updike. 1.4568 0.05038 162 101 48 13
535 Service croc, do not pet. 1.4566 0.05405 173 116 35 22
536 Shoplifting losses are down 67% since we got him. 1.4565 0.04509 230 150 55 25
537 Meet the new head of store security. 1.4561 0.05260 171 112 40 19
538 He takes care of all returns. 1.4561 0.04302 239 153 63 23
539 He really is quite docile... Except when dealing with Shoplifters and the 'just Browsing' 1.4559 0.04978 204 137 41 26
540 He ate the cat, so we kept him. 1.4558 0.04693 215 141 50 24
541 Oh, so you can have an elephant a room, and a bull in China shop; but an alligator in a bookstore is too far?! Obviously you’re not as open minded as I thought you were, Gary. 1.4551 0.05632 156 104 33 19
542 Yes, on Saturdays, we can get pretty swamped. 1.4551 0.05216 167 108 42 17
543 He absolutely devoured "Remembrance of Things Past" 1.4550 0.05001 189 124 44 21
544 Don't worry he only gets snappish with book reviewers. 1.4545 0.04832 198 129 48 21
545 A bit of a hindrance to browsing, I'm afraid, but thefts are way down. 1.4545 0.04725 198 127 52 19
546 He says he's a caiman, and I wouldn't argue with him. He's resting on the encyclopedias. 1.4541 0.04480 229 149 56 24
547 Relax. He only devours fiction. 1.4541 0.05080 185 122 42 21
548 Welcome to Amazon 1.4540 0.05308 163 106 40 17
549 On the order someone misspelled algorithm 1.4536 0.04850 194 126 48 20
550 Thanks for asking. We do have book covers with alligator leather. It's going to cost you an arm and a leg though. 1.4536 0.05066 194 130 40 24
551 Have you heard about the zoo's new work release program? 1.4536 0.05237 183 123 37 23
552 Sir, If this Caiman escaped Amazon so can you. Sign up here for our loyalty card. 1.4535 0.05364 172 115 36 21
553 He’s my Emotional Support Animal … Go Gators! 1.4531 0.04658 192 121 55 16
554 He's digesting this week's #1 bestseller. 1.4530 0.04793 181 114 52 15
555 Shop lifting has stopped and customers won't bring their little pet dogs. After yesterday. 1.4530 0.05281 181 122 36 23
556 I assure you, he's fully vaccinated 1.4530 0.04920 181 116 48 17
557 We also had a shop cat but we haven’t seen her in a long time. 1.4529 0.05346 170 113 37 20
558 You know how others have emotional support dogs? Well, I have him 1.4526 0.04572 190 118 58 14
559 You're not allowed to ask me if it's a therapy animal. 1.4520 0.04999 177 114 46 17
560 Your dog? No, I haven’t seen your dog. 1.4516 0.04824 186 119 50 17
561 No, he's not from Amazon. 1.4516 0.05001 186 122 44 20
562 He's in charge of the mask mandate! 1.4515 0.04326 206 137 49 20
563 It's a biting social satire. 1.4513 0.04831 195 127 48 20
564 Are you the gentleman who ordered something with more bite? 1.4512 0.05423 164 109 36 19
565 We're both endangered. How are you? 1.4511 0.05099 184 122 41 21
566 My assistant will handle any returns. 1.4509 0.04462 224 145 57 22
567 Look no further for signed first editions of Eat Prey Love. 1.4506 0.05542 162 109 33 20
568 He's a picky eater, but a voracious reader. 1.4503 0.05322 171 114 37 20
569 Customers had cat allergies, so I made a change. 1.4497 0.04959 169 107 48 14
570 Something with a snappy title 1.4494 0.04613 178 112 53 13
571 We're both relics of a bygone era 1.4494 0.05278 158 102 41 15
572 "He feels proprietary about our National Geographics section." 1.4489 0.05017 176 114 45 17
573 After he ate the cat he just sort of hung around. Scares the crap out of the mice. 1.4487 0.05326 156 101 40 15
574 Because a bookstore cat is so passe . . . 1.4486 0.04841 185 119 49 17
575 Everyone is pushing e-readers, but I prefer leather-bound books. 1.4485 0.04736 194 125 51 18
576 He's only a problem when he sees an e-reader. 1.4478 0.04930 201 135 42 24
577 The crocodile's in but the alligator's on backorder. 1.4478 0.04828 201 133 46 22
578 Social distance please. 1.4477 0.05034 172 111 45 16
579 He ate my cat and decided to stay. 1.4477 0.05167 172 113 41 18
580 It's one of those allegories from the banks of the Nile. 1.4474 0.04749 190 122 51 17
581 This is my Gator Aid 1.4472 0.04977 161 106 40 15
582 Yes, he is genuine leather-bound. 1.4471 0.05408 170 115 34 21
583 My business partner really misinterpreted "you should come to work with Crocs on Friday." 1.4467 0.05639 150 100 33 17
584 Welcome to Kestrel's Bookstore. We have fiction, non-fiction, and gators for some fucking reason. 1.4465 0.05438 159 108 32 19
585 The Story of Lacoste Brand 1.4464 0.05256 168 111 39 18
586 Of course he wrote under a pseudonym for decades. 1.4462 0.04661 195 125 53 17
587 He finds the leather bound volumes deeply satisfying 1.4458 0.04946 166 105 48 13
588 Carl is my emotional support animal. 1.4458 0.05092 166 107 44 15
589 Don't pay any attention. He'll come to you when he feels comfortable. 1.4453 0.05572 137 88 37 12
590 Let me explain our return policy... 1.4451 0.05208 164 107 41 16
591 No, you don't HAVE to buy anything . . . 1.4451 0.04896 182 118 47 17
592 He heard we were swamped. 1.4444 0.04737 171 114 41 16
593 Alligator or crocodile? You have to read it to find out 1.4438 0.04909 178 115 47 16
594 Feel free to pop your feedback in our new suggestion box 1.4438 0.05223 178 120 37 21
595 We were swamped last week and decided to keep him. 1.4437 0.05688 151 102 31 18
596 Interesting observation,yes we did have a cat last time you were here,sir 1.4420 0.05728 138 91 33 14
597 Customers exiting are not sure whether to say, "See You Later" or "See You in a while". 1.4415 0.04956 188 125 43 20
598 He’s not feeling well, I couldn’t just leave him at home now could I? 1.4412 0.05404 170 116 33 21
599 Outside of an alligator, a book is man's best friend. Inside of an alligator, you're in real trouble. 1.4412 0.06154 136 94 24 18
600 Don’t mind him, he’s just waiting for us to get another cat. 1.4407 0.04927 177 115 46 16
601 Oh him? - we call him Jeff Bezos 1.4405 0.05387 168 114 34 20
602 Put on your mask if you know what's good for you.. 1.4403 0.05471 159 107 34 18
603 He's ingested all the classics. 1.4396 0.04830 182 118 48 16
604 If the leather bound edition isn’t your thing, I can order the paperback. 1.4394 0.04981 198 135 39 24
605 He says he’ll leave later, in a while. 1.4393 0.05269 173 117 36 20
606 You wouldn't think it to look at him, but he's a voracious reader. 1.4392 0.04581 189 120 55 14
607 We were swamped earlier. 1.4390 0.05058 164 106 44 14
608 She's actually friendlier than the cat was. 1.4378 0.04773 185 120 49 16
609 I know I said my crocodile doesn’t bite but this isn’t my crocodile. 1.4375 0.05075 176 117 41 18
610 Our book recommendations are no longer suggestions 1.4375 0.04878 192 128 44 20
611 It's cut theft by 80%. 1.4375 0.04945 176 115 45 16
612 He specializes in political writing from Florida! 1.4371 0.05135 167 110 41 16
613 He's our guest author this week to talk about his new book. '"Eating Healthy In The Wild" 1.4368 0.04915 190 127 43 20
614 He wandered in one day and nobody wants to move him. 1.4368 0.04971 190 128 41 21
615 Our best leather bound book costs only an arm and a leg. 1.4367 0.04830 158 106 38 14
616 The leather bound ones will cost you an arm and a leg. 1.4365 0.05033 181 121 41 19
617 I see you have a gator on books, do you have any books on gators? 1.4363 0.04614 204 134 51 19
618 Yes, of course. You'll just need to take the bathroom key with you. 1.4361 0.05783 133 88 32 13
619 Security cameras were too expensive. 1.4360 0.05290 172 117 35 20
620 I dislike small dogs in the store. He likes them a lot. 1.4357 0.05664 140 93 33 14
621 Would you believe if it I told you he’s a voracious reader? 1.4357 0.05385 140 90 39 11
622 It's Stephen King's new novel. 1.4356 0.05507 163 112 31 20
623 You’re lucky he likes your selection. He bit someone last week for trying to buy The Fountainhead. 1.4353 0.05336 170 116 34 20
624 Welcome Mr. BEZOS, We've been expecting you. 1.4351 0.05674 154 106 29 19
625 His mate was made into book covers, and he's having a hard time letting her go. 1.4348 0.05031 184 124 40 20
626 Where is the second hand section? 1.4348 0.05993 138 95 26 17
627 Well .... he did get rid of the Elephant in the room! 1.4348 0.05905 138 94 28 16
628 He feels close to books. Some of his ancestors became bindings. 1.4346 0.04603 214 143 49 22
629 As an employee, he's pretty useless, but theft is way down. 1.4342 0.05170 152 98 42 12
630 It’s the new Peter Pan interactive version. 1.4340 0.04930 159 101 47 11
631 You know how they say that inside every one of us there’s a novelist struggling to get out? 1.4340 0.05466 159 108 33 18
632 Yes, it's a little off-putting. But shop lifting is down 100%! 1.4337 0.05225 166 111 38 17
633 Our in-house book critic. 1.4337 0.05225 166 111 38 17
634 Drain the Swamp: A memoir 1.4336 0.05749 143 97 30 16
635 We accept Visa, Mastercard, and any raw meats. 1.4330 0.04893 194 131 42 21
636 He came with the shirt" 1.4329 0.05127 164 108 41 15
637 'The animal control officer was in a snit about it at first, but, he doesn't come around anymore, if you know what I mean.' 1.4323 0.05569 155 106 31 18
638 Our old shredder broke down last night so... 1.4318 0.04941 176 116 44 16
639 We're competing with Amazon. Get it? 1.4318 0.05134 176 119 38 19
640 It worked for Izod. 1.4314 0.05623 153 105 30 18
641 We feed him on superfluous syntax, hyperbole and other excessive verbiage. As you can see, he is quite content.. 1.4312 0.05581 160 111 29 20
642 We have had zero book thefts since acquiring Mr Jaws. 1.4311 0.04841 167 107 48 12
643 We rescued him from the handbag shop next door. 1.4308 0.04593 195 127 52 16
644 You’re welcome to have a look around, just don’t make any sudden movements. 1.4306 0.05632 144 97 32 15
645 Choose wisely, my friend. 1.4305 0.05017 151 96 45 10
646 That’s correct sir. No one has walked out of here without purchasing at least one book 1.4304 0.05187 158 104 40 14
647 Sir, you can't shop here if you're going to wear Crocs. 1.4303 0.05315 165 112 35 18
648 We used to have a real problem with gazelles. 1.4295 0.05655 149 102 30 17
649 Is this the "A" section, or is that a crocodile? I always get them mixed up. 1.4294 0.04924 170 111 45 14
650 The books next to the crocodile are on sale. 1.4286 0.05411 161 110 33 18
651 Is this your first time in Florida? 1.4286 0.06113 126 86 26 14
652 The alarm clock is extra. 1.4286 0.05036 168 111 42 15
653 Reading is always an adventure. 1.4286 0.04964 168 110 44 14
654 People have been abusing the ‘Take a Penny / Leave a Penny’ tray. 1.4276 0.05491 152 103 33 16
655 Downtown Books has a cat and Uptown Books has a chinchilla, so we wanted something that could eat them both. 1.4272 0.04893 213 150 35 28
656 He comes free with the book “how to train your crocodile”. It’s a part of their marketing strategy 1.4269 0.04971 171 113 43 15
657 It says here on your resume you are a crocodile whisperer 1.4264 0.06005 129 88 27 14
658 No, he’s the PERFECT support animal for a misanthropist. 1.4263 0.04734 190 126 47 17
659 To be fair, he turns everything into pulp fiction. 1.4262 0.04863 183 122 44 17
660 I don’t know. I guess they drained the swamp. 1.4261 0.04630 176 115 48 13
661 Now that you mention it, I’m not sure where the store cat went 1.4261 0.05001 176 118 41 17
662 He just showed up after the cat disappeared. 1.4260 0.05012 169 112 42 15
663 No, you misheard. Our guest author is a real caiman, not Neil Gaiman. 1.4255 0.05625 141 95 32 14
664 That's our return policy. 1.4245 0.05591 139 93 33 13
665 He was the only one who applied. 1.4238 0.05352 151 101 36 14
666 He really devoured the classics. 1.4237 0.04979 177 119 41 17
667 Disruptive customers are no longer a problem. 1.4237 0.05230 177 123 33 21
668 Feeling endangered here? Welcome to the book biz. 1.4236 0.05795 144 100 27 17
669 You can buy books online but it isn’t the same experience. 1.4235 0.05455 170 120 28 22
670 Don’t worry…We’re both fully vaccinated. 1.4226 0.05306 168 116 33 19
671 He insisted on being displayed alphabetically. 1.4225 0.05504 142 95 34 13
672 We do have a few items you can't get on Amazon. 1.4222 0.05103 180 124 36 20
673 Because every other bookstore has a cat, that's why. 1.4221 0.05588 154 107 29 18
674 He was left here by Amazon 1.4221 0.05355 154 104 35 15
675 His name is Chaucer. He's not bad, he's misunderstood. 1.4220 0.05382 173 122 29 22
676 I’ve had no problem with shoplifters! 1.4219 0.05722 128 85 32 11
677 We had a wildebeest infestation 1.4219 0.05933 128 87 28 13
678 I said we have to find a way to compete with Amazon, not THE Amazon! 1.4216 0.04881 185 125 42 18
679 I got him in Florida. He's trained to eat patrons with masks on. 1.4207 0.05401 164 114 31 19
680 She handles returns. 1.4207 0.05116 164 110 39 15
681 Don't worry, she usually just keeps to the political memoirs. 1.4204 0.04960 157 102 44 11
682 She's trained to react to the words "Amazon has it cheaper." 1.4203 0.05892 138 96 26 16
683 We're surviving by the skin of his teeth 1.4202 0.05533 119 81 28 10
684 He was looking for readers to digest. 1.4200 0.05538 150 103 31 16
685 Fuck Florida. 1.4198 0.05519 162 114 28 20
686 Everything you see here is leather-bound 1.4192 0.04977 167 111 42 14
687 Well, this is the University of Florida book shop 1.4189 0.05340 148 99 36 13
688 He thinks he is a bookworm. 1.4189 0.05673 148 103 28 17
689 And you thought paper cuts were bad? 1.4187 0.05206 160 108 37 15
690 When sales fell we actually called for a litigator, yet this has been working. 1.4186 0.05998 129 89 26 14
691 Don’t judge him by his hardcover. 1.4184 0.05435 141 94 35 12
692 He deters customers from reading without purchasing… 1.4181 0.04776 177 117 46 14
693 Governor DeSantis appointed him to curate the public health collection. 1.4179 0.05831 134 92 28 14
694 Careful, now. She'll wait for you to mistake her for a log, then savage your manuscript and tell you it lacks character development. 1.4179 0.05058 134 92 31 11
695 He ate the cat and then he just sort of stayed. 1.4177 0.05328 158 108 34 16
696 Adopted him during lockdown. Now I have to bring him everywhere. 1.4177 0.04936 158 103 44 11
697 He ate all the copies of Moby Dick 1.4176 0.04812 182 122 44 16
698 The pandemic made him realize he wanted a lifestyle change. 1.4173 0.05676 139 95 30 14
699 He’s actually nicer than the old cat that used to sit up here 1.4172 0.05352 163 113 32 18
700 i had to hire extra help, lately we’ve been swamped. 1.4172 0.05281 163 112 34 17
701 Do you have any smaller bookmarks? 1.4167 0.06088 132 93 23 16
702 It's the cat's day off. 1.4167 0.05488 132 87 35 10
703 It was supposed to be an alle-GORY, not an alli-GATOR 1.4162 0.04988 173 117 40 16
704 He’s vegan and vaccinated 1.4157 0.05201 178 125 32 21
705 People kept stealing the cat. 1.4156 0.05187 154 103 38 13
706 It’s stuffed… why does it matter if I’m being figurative or literal? 1.4153 0.06292 118 82 23 13
707 Haven’t had a theft or break-in since I brought him into the business” 1.4150 0.05447 147 100 33 14
708 It was delivered ten minutes ago, a gift to independent book dealers from Bezos. 1.4138 0.05500 145 99 32 14
709 1st edition bound in genuine alligator leather 1.4138 0.05881 116 77 30 9
710 He's running for congress in Florida. 1.4136 0.05373 162 113 31 18
711 What can I say? He wrote an incredible memoir. 1.4132 0.04971 167 112 41 14
712 How much for the leatherbound copy? 1.4130 0.05608 138 94 31 13
713 All service animals stay up front with me. 1.4130 0.05217 138 90 39 9
714 In case anyone askes for an e-b-o-o-k. 1.4126 0.05643 143 99 29 15
715 Don’t judge it by its cover. 1.4126 0.05555 143 98 31 14
716 I don’t like cats. 1.4126 0.05729 143 100 27 16
717 He reminds everyone that ebooks lack the excitement of the real thing. 1.4124 0.04703 177 117 47 13
718 For returns you’ll need to deal with Albert here.” 1.4122 0.05618 131 88 32 11
719 He's been devouring our Prehistory section. 1.4122 0.05404 131 86 36 9
720 Amazon wouldn’t carry it 1.4122 0.05502 148 102 31 15
721 He has great taste in new authors. 1.4122 0.05157 148 98 39 11
722 Nope. We got it from THE Amazon. 1.4118 0.05831 153 111 21 21
723 try finding that on Amazon 1.4118 0.05775 119 79 31 9
724 Go ahead and pet her. She loves the attention. 1.4118 0.05666 136 93 30 13
725 Gracie here is my 'emotional service gator.' She's also my store's security system. 1.4114 0.05168 158 107 37 14
726 No, we actually discourage browsing. 1.4110 0.05054 163 110 39 14
727 He's a sub. Mittens has the day off. 1.4110 0.05556 146 101 30 15
728 It was almost a disaster when we kept him in the Braille section 1.4104 0.05181 173 121 33 19
729 Sign here before you shop - some of these books cost an arm or a leg 1.4101 0.05668 139 96 29 14
730 Penguins books decided to rebrand 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
731 Go ahead. Tell me how it's cheaper on Amazon. 1.4097 0.05781 144 102 25 17
732 Shouldn’t there be a book on crocodiles instead of a crocodile on books? 1.4097 0.05611 144 100 29 15
733 Hang out as long as you like, just be careful not to read too long without buying - our loitering policy has some teeth. 1.4094 0.06057 127 89 24 14
734 We had a few first editions go missing. 1.4088 0.05820 137 96 26 15
735 Goes without saying we both encourage you to submit a strongly supportive yelp review… 1.4087 0.05509 115 74 35 6
736 Sorry, bathroom's out of order. They're working on the sewer system around here today. 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
737 Oh... You're right. You did order an alligator. 1.4085 0.05303 142 95 36 11
738 You think a bull in a China shop is bad? 1.4083 0.04852 169 113 43 13
739 Hot off the best-selling list is “After While Crocodile,” the thrilling sequel to “See You Later Alligator.” 1.4082 0.05177 147 98 38 11
740 Don't judge the books by what's covering them. 1.4080 0.04823 174 117 43 14
741 Why yes, someone did turn in an alligator to the Lost and Found. Can you identify him for me? 1.4080 0.05803 125 85 29 11
742 Sure, we had a thief... Once. 1.4077 0.05747 130 89 29 12
743 He’s a rescue from the shoe store. 1.4076 0.04735 157 109 35 13
744 I'm not a cat person, so... 1.4071 0.05635 140 97 29 14
745 We feed him remainders. 1.4071 0.06112 113 77 26 10
746 Don't worry about him, he's intermittent fasting. 1.4069 0.05315 145 98 35 12
747 Don’t worry, the only thing he’ll sink his teeth into is a good book. 1.4069 0.05315 145 98 35 12
748 Believe it or not, he's also a voracious reader. 1.4068 0.04831 177 120 42 15
749 His name is Fluffy. He’s in charge of returns. 1.4068 0.05547 118 77 34 7
750 Looking for a slow build and a quick ending? 1.4065 0.05754 123 83 30 10
751 He's quite the voracious reader. 1.4062 0.05039 160 108 39 13
752 Nice belt. 1.4061 0.05151 165 114 35 16
753 If you want to pet him, you must first put your mask on. 1.4058 0.05599 138 95 30 13
754 Cat’s on vacation. He’s a temp. 1.4054 0.05778 111 73 31 7
755 He says he has a problem with your shoes. 1.4052 0.05869 116 78 29 9
756 Will that be cash or raw chicken parts? 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
757 That's not my alligator. 1.4049 0.05479 163 117 26 20
758 Your requested copy of “Alligators for Dummies “ has arrived. 1.4046 0.04976 173 124 30 19
759 I'm just trying to find a way to compete with Amazon. 1.4046 0.05712 131 90 29 12
760 Not to worry,he is my therapy gator. 1.4043 0.05602 141 98 29 14
761 My wife is getting the bookstore and everything in it after the divorce 1.4043 0.05602 141 98 29 14
762 It's a bibliophile crocodile. 1.4041 0.05011 146 96 41 9
763 You see it here, you buy it here and no one gets hurt. 1.4038 0.05286 156 108 33 15
764 It's a GUCCI book bag. 1.4035 0.06195 114 79 24 11
765 I thought crocs were out of fashion ... 1.4032 0.05716 124 84 30 10
766 Here for the “Lyle, Lyle Crocodile” book signing? 1.4031 0.04575 191 129 47 15
767 He says he works for Amazon. 1.4031 0.05980 129 91 24 14
768 If you touch it you buy it, but I wouldn't touch it if I were you. 1.4031 0.05980 129 91 24 14
769 Only if you ask for Barbara Cartland. 1.4027 0.05464 149 104 30 15
770 We’re an original amazon book seller. 1.4027 0.05628 149 106 26 17
771 The Amazon threat to the book business only gets worse. 1.4027 0.05708 149 107 24 18
772 Actually, I think I’ll just buy the e-book version 1.4025 0.05135 159 109 36 14
773 He’s looking for a novelist he can sink my teeth into… 1.4023 0.04677 174 116 46 12
774 It's a biting satire that's almost too gripping. 1.4017 0.05954 117 80 27 10
775 My parents tried to get me to flush him down the toilet; but I refused. 1.4016 0.05563 127 88 28 11
776 You fire him then. 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
777 His separation anxiety is too strong to leave him at home yet . 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
778 Don’t buy the top one, it’s his favorite 1.4015 0.05777 132 92 27 13
779 We used to have a cat, but too many people were allergic. 1.4015 0.05877 132 93 25 14
780 It discourages the slow readers 1.4015 0.05575 137 97 26 14
781 Oh, don't worry about Angela. She's fed up with literary people 1.4014 0.05683 147 105 25 17
782 Yes, that is an authentic alligator cover 1.4013 0.05411 157 111 29 17
783 He thinks this is Amazon. 1.4012 0.05215 162 113 33 16
784 He’s quite expensive to keep but shoplifting has fallen dramatically. 1.4011 0.04690 177 119 45 13
785 Shoplifting is down 90% this month. 1.4000 0.05632 130 89 30 11
786 Yeah, the shoplifting was getting so bad, I really had to get serious about security! 1.4000 0.04733 140 99 30 11
787 See you later, al ––" "I'm a crocodile, asshole." 1.4000 0.05840 130 91 26 13
788 As a matter of fact, shoplifting has gone way down. Why did you ask? 1.4000 0.05534 140 97 30 13
789 Don’t worry. She’s waiting for the Amazon guy. 1.4000 0.05484 145 101 30 14
790 It’s a tough job, I’m working round the croc. 1.4000 0.05840 130 91 26 13
791 He's a lot more effective than the security gates were. 1.3988 0.04674 168 114 42 12
792 Cash, or you can run your card through the reader there. 1.3988 0.05332 163 116 29 18
793 He hates books on reptile dysfunction. 1.3987 0.05355 153 107 31 15
794 Don’t be ridiculous! Of course, it’s not a live alligator. It’s a crocodile. 1.3986 0.05626 143 101 27 15
795 It’s part of our Choose Your Own Adventure series. 1.3986 0.05265 143 97 35 11
796 We accept Visa, Amex, Apple Pay and pound o’ flesh.” 1.3986 0.05265 143 97 35 11
797 He’s the interactive part of our Ayn Rand display. 1.3986 0.05495 138 95 31 12
798 I don't remember the difference either. Unfortunately he's blocking the zoology section, so I can't look it up. 1.3984 0.05258 123 80 37 6
799 We had a cat but all it ate were the mice. 1.3983 0.06154 118 83 23 12
800 Critics say that it will take a hold of you, and that you won’t be able to put it down 1.3981 0.05725 108 71 31 6
801 I’ll be helping you today. He’s swamped 1.3978 0.04614 181 122 46 13
802 Our special guest today is the book critic of the New York Times. 1.3974 0.05119 156 107 36 13
803 God do I ever fucking hate Florida 1.3974 0.05486 151 107 28 16
804 Of course you can browse. Just sign this release form and you are good to go. 1.3973 0.05539 146 103 28 15
805 Depends what you mean by "friendly". 1.3972 0.05409 141 97 32 12
806 A cat in a bookstore is so trite. 1.3972 0.05593 141 99 28 14
807 It comes with the "Art of the Deal". 1.3971 0.05930 136 98 22 16
808 Yeah, I wouldn't recommend trying to return anything" 1.3969 0.05492 131 89 32 10
809 It enforces the store's "No Pets" policy. 1.3966 0.04946 174 121 37 16
810 This is Allie, she’s helping out until we get our antitheft system up and running. 1.3964 0.05256 169 121 29 19
811 He replaced the elephant in the room. 1.3964 0.06175 111 77 24 10
812 No, I’ll see YOU later 1.3962 0.06242 106 73 24 9
813 I would suggest that you don't bring attention to your boots... 1.3961 0.05081 154 105 37 12
814 He's a Consultant. He survived the Jurassic period, figured he might help us survive Amazon and the Digital Age! 1.3958 0.05594 144 102 27 15
815 He only eats bookworms. 1.3955 0.04950 177 124 36 17
816 As you can see, we're swamped at the moment. 1.3951 0.04904 162 110 40 12
817 People’s choice of ‘see ya later’ or ‘in awhile’ has proven to be costly. 1.3947 0.05126 152 104 36 12
818 It has been very effective in enforcing our mask mandate. 1.3946 0.04731 185 128 41 16
819 Beach reading in Florida? This might grab you. 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
820 he’s my emotional support reptile 1.3944 0.05561 142 100 28 14
821 When I got him, he fit into my aquarium. 1.3942 0.05864 104 69 29 6
822 His name’s Fluffy 1.3942 0.05614 137 96 28 13
823 No no, I said 'books on crockery' 1.3942 0.05419 137 94 32 11
824 He likes bookstores because they are like him. Obsolete, but still here. 1.3939 0.05563 132 91 30 11
825 We haven't had a shoplifter since he arrived. 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
826 Harry, I said, “be more like Amazon, not THE Amazon.” 1.3933 0.05343 150 105 31 14
827 If you’re looking for the cat, he’s gone to the record store. 1.3933 0.04927 178 125 36 17
828 If you crave biting satire, this one will grab you! 1.3931 0.05647 145 104 25 16
829 Easy, Bruno - this one pays for the books he reads. 1.3929 0.05431 140 97 31 12
830 Nope, just a voracious appetite for the classics. 1.3929 0.04779 168 114 42 12
831 Don't lean on the desk. 1.3926 0.05473 135 93 31 11
832 Uh-oh, I think he just spotted your belt. 1.3924 0.04905 158 107 40 11
833 You’ve got your choice: see you later or in a while. 1.3923 0.05621 130 90 29 11
834 So many writers asking for opinions of their work. This just seemed easier. 1.3922 0.05937 102 68 28 6
835 That is our no refund policy. 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
836 He is better than a bull in a china shop 1.3920 0.05668 125 86 29 10
837 He loves to sink his teeth into the best sellers 1.3917 0.05952 120 84 25 11
838 No, actually he's not friendly. 1.3917 0.05712 120 82 29 9
839 He’s both my emotional support animal and my personal security guard. 1.3913 0.05858 138 100 22 16
840 As required by court order, I must read you our store security protocol. 1.3913 0.05387 138 95 32 11
841 I’m afraid the cat is no longer with us. 1.3913 0.04759 161 108 43 10
842 Let’s hope ‘Herpatology Month’ goes better than ‘Virology Month’ did. 1.3913 0.04840 161 109 41 11
843 And just to let you know, anyone who would like a five-finger discount will instantly get half off. 1.3907 0.05230 151 105 33 13
844 I was told Crocs are back in fashion 1.3906 0.05789 128 90 26 12
845 ... just in case Jeff Bezos ever shows up. 1.3906 0.05572 128 88 30 10
846 He's not, strictly speaking, an author, but we know he's got a few good books in him. 1.3904 0.05615 146 105 25 16
847 The leather binding is extra. 1.3902 0.05845 123 86 26 11
848 We have a website if you prefer shopping online. 1.3898 0.05901 118 82 26 10
849 He helps us recycle the remainders. 1.3897 0.05340 136 93 33 10
850 He’s coming out in a leather-bound edition any day now. 1.3896 0.05155 154 107 34 13
851 My wife found this stuffed thing at a thrift store. Supposed to help keep shoplifters away. 1.3896 0.04902 154 104 40 10
852 Don't worry--he's vaccinated. 1.3895 0.04910 172 120 37 15
853 Please insert your credit card. 1.3894 0.05820 113 77 28 8
854 They live in endangered habitats. 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
855 Well, this IS the nature section. 1.3893 0.05013 149 101 38 10
856 Not if he sees you first! 1.3889 0.05631 126 87 29 10
857 Please speak to my associate about our new mask policy for the unvaccinated. 1.3889 0.05497 144 102 28 14
858 He checks all handbags, wallets and shoes. 1.3889 0.05852 126 89 25 12
859 Cuts down on the browsers. 1.3886 0.04423 175 116 50 9
860 A word to the wise. Don't spend too much time leafing through the magazines. 1.3884 0.04821 121 79 38 4
861 You’re not the only one who likes to devour books. 1.3883 0.05728 103 68 30 5
862 His silent judgment of your book choices is much worse than his bite. 1.3882 0.05156 170 122 30 18
863 No, this is crocodile. Alligators are in the back. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
864 With all due respect, it’s not my fault if people aren’t buying your book. 1.3878 0.05414 147 104 29 14
865 No, he's not stuffed...yet. 1.3876 0.05751 129 91 26 12
866 It's cut down on the shooplifting. 1.3875 0.05169 160 113 32 15
867 If you're interested we have something a little more exotic than the usual leather binding this month. 1.3871 0.05046 155 107 36 12
868 Of course you can still browse for hours, put the books back in the wrong places and leave without spending a dime. You can run 30 miles an hour for at least ten seconds, right? 1.3868 0.06080 106 73 25 8
869 No, it's her agent. 1.3867 0.05417 150 107 28 15
870 We wanted to put some teeth into our return policy. 1.3866 0.05483 119 80 32 7
871 She", not "he". And she's an alligator, not a crocodile. Please don't make assumptions. 1.3861 0.05965 101 68 27 6
872 This is Mildred. She’s in charge of returns. 1.3860 0.06293 114 82 20 12
873 He’s a bibliodile. 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
874 His latest book, "Don't Drain the Swamp", is Number 3 on the NYT non-fiction list. 1.3858 0.05706 127 89 27 11
875 Very few people are attacked by alligators, and most survive. 1.3852 0.05360 135 93 32 10
876 Yes, this is the leather bound edition. 1.3851 0.05121 148 102 35 11
877 I’m sorry. Stephanie no longer works here. 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
878 These thrillers grab readers right from the get-go. 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
879 Don’t worry, he’s from the Amazon, not Amazon. 1.3846 0.06307 104 73 22 9
880 Our new hire is a connoisseur of biting social commentary. 1.3846 0.05182 156 110 32 14
881 Sorry, you just missed it––and it was 'EAT the author.' 1.3846 0.05101 156 109 34 13
882 It's quiet, now. But earlier, we were swamped. 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
883 Best anti-theft system we've ever had! While a few customers have lost a limb, not a single book has been taken. 1.3841 0.04967 138 92 39 7
884 We're trying to compete with Amazon. 1.3839 0.06115 112 79 23 10
885 He knows if you are going to order from Amazon. 1.3836 0.05347 146 103 30 13
886 Fred, listen to this: "global warming is forcing alligators from their natural habitat and into our suburban communities"...shocking. 1.3835 0.05517 133 93 29 11
887 Yeah, it’s genuine alligator. 1.3833 0.06056 120 86 22 12
888 Sorry, she ate all the penguins." 1.3830 0.05294 141 98 32 11
889 Don't worry, he only eats bookworms. 1.3828 0.05882 128 92 23 13
890 I know it’s a bit unusual…but what will really surprise you is that he’s from Florida and he actually reads! 1.3826 0.06124 115 82 22 11
891 Five finger discounts have gone way down since I hired him. 1.3824 0.05225 136 93 34 9
892 You're safe unless he smells a Kindle. 1.3824 0.06080 102 70 25 7
893 Wow at least we don't have that bookstore cat problem anymore. 1.3818 0.05627 110 74 30 6
894 I’ll be with you in a moment. He’ll see you later. 1.3817 0.05574 131 92 28 11
895 What a Croc! 1.3814 0.06626 97 69 19 9
896 I see you have a crocodile on books, but I’m looking for a book on crocodiles. 1.3814 0.05886 118 83 25 10
897 It was either become a book cover, or cover the books. 1.3813 0.05345 139 97 31 11
898 They were out of therapy dogs 1.3813 0.05441 139 98 29 12
899 Its part of the display for Ted Cruz's new autobiography: 'Crocodile Tears' 1.3810 0.06544 105 76 18 11
900 No more pilfering problem 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
901 Right now it only comes in hardback. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
902 He can smell Amazon shoppers. 1.3806 0.05685 134 96 25 13
903 No, he's not an alligator, he's a crocodile. You can see his teeth when his mouth is closed. And, alligator's don't read. 1.3805 0.05804 113 78 27 8
904 It’s a crocodoodle. 1.3805 0.05804 113 78 27 8
905 This is an example of one of our 3D illustrations…no worries” 1.3803 0.05167 142 98 34 10
906 He's positively voracious--only as a reader, don't worry. 1.3803 0.05450 142 101 28 13
907 Why is the gator here? Try stealing a book! 1.3802 0.06014 121 87 22 12
908 You’ve heard of the proverbial bull in the china shop.” “Well… 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
909 Nice to know they are finally relaxing the rules on emotional support animals. 1.3800 0.05993 100 68 26 6
910 When they said this place charges an arm and a leg… 1.3796 0.05687 137 99 24 14
911 He's a lazy bastard, but he sure knows his Faulkner. 1.3793 0.05698 116 80 28 8
912 It came with my Amazon Prime subscription 1.3793 0.05698 116 80 28 8
913 Yes, we used to have a cat here. 1.3789 0.06554 95 67 20 8
914 Shoplifting and holdups are way down 1.3788 0.05539 132 93 28 11
915 I was told to reach a new demographic, I needed a gimmick. He's part of my Bite Into A Book initiative. 1.3788 0.05744 132 95 24 13
916 Great at snappy comebacks. 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
917 No one supports mom-and-croc businesses anymore. 1.3786 0.04805 140 103 25 12
918 Florida man runs a bookstore. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
919 Back in New York I used to panic when we'd get a wasp in the window. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
920 I said I’d watch him while his parents browse. 1.3784 0.06145 111 79 22 10
921 You know how hard it is to get a dog these days? 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
922 Ahha - there you are 1.3784 0.06145 111 79 22 10
923 He's here for the book signing. 1.3782 0.05201 119 84 27 8
924 Don't take his word for it. He claims every book makes him cry. 1.3782 0.05336 119 80 33 6
925 I told you "hands off" 1.3780 0.05693 127 90 26 11
926 He loves unvaccinated meat. 1.3780 0.05469 127 88 30 9
927 He loves Chekhov. 1.3780 0.04991 127 84 38 5
928 It's an alligator. We don't allow crocs in the store. 1.3778 0.05450 135 95 29 11
929 We’re hoping it’ll get folks from Florida interested in books 1.3776 0.06408 98 69 21 8
930 We require proof of vaccination 1.3769 0.05702 130 93 25 12
931 Think bodega cat, but Florida. 1.3769 0.05806 130 94 23 13
932 He’s here promoting his latest book, When They Drained the Swamp - A Memoir 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
933 Look, any shop could have books on alligators… 1.3762 0.05946 101 69 26 6
934 He's here to judge your taste. In books. 1.3761 0.06357 109 79 19 11
935 Shoplifting used to be a problem. 1.3760 0.05408 125 86 31 8
936 Enforcement 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
937 Those are books on reptile dysfunction. 1.3750 0.05559 120 83 29 8
938 Hey, it's better than the crock Tucker Carlson's been publishing 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
939 He's just waiting for the next Amazon delivery. 1.3750 0.05869 128 93 22 13
940 We have installed a new security system! 1.3750 0.06664 96 69 18 9
941 We suggest social distancing. 1.3750 0.05109 144 100 34 10
942 If you're hunting for a book, better let me help. 1.3750 0.04999 136 92 37 7
943 He enforces the no return policy on self-help books 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
944 I didn't just want to be another bookstore with a cat. 1.3750 0.06497 96 68 20 8
945 He’s the only one that applied for the job 1.3750 0.06436 104 75 19 10
946 Very good, ‘in a while’. No sir, we’ve never heard that one before. 1.3750 0.05865 120 88 20 12
947 Don’t mind him, he’s illiterate 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
948 Expensive? Yes, but it's leather-bound. 1.3741 0.05393 147 106 27 14
949 His book is worse than his bite. 1.3741 0.05525 139 100 26 13
950 He keeps the 'five fingered discounts' to a minimum. 1.3741 0.04873 139 96 35 8
951 Too many customers were allergic to cats. I may have overreacted. 1.3740 0.05702 123 87 26 10
952 Ever since he’s been here people have been buying and running instead of browsing and sitting. 1.3739 0.06109 115 83 21 11
953 He’s been very useful preventing people from reading books here without buying them. 1.3732 0.05346 142 101 29 12
954 I chose to model my business after Amazon 1.3730 0.05716 126 90 25 11
955 He crawled out of the sewer and ate the cat, and no one is allergic to him so he's staying 1.3729 0.05871 118 84 24 10
956 Yeah, he's a fast worker, but he can only reach the bottom shelf. 1.3729 0.05355 118 80 32 6
957 May I help you find something or would you like to take a chance browsing? 1.3723 0.06047 94 64 25 5
958 No, we haven't had any robberies lately; why do you ask? 1.3721 0.04678 129 94 26 9
959 If you're going to reach for a book, do it very slowly. 1.3721 0.05286 129 89 32 8
960 So this is the only alligator you have on books? 1.3717 0.06054 113 81 22 10
961 Welcome to our Eat the Author event 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
962 I call him 'Amazon'. 1.3712 0.05526 132 94 27 11
963 I liked it, but he was looking for something he could really sink his teeth into. 1.3712 0.05630 132 95 25 12
964 Yes, this is the leatherbound section. 1.3707 0.05812 116 82 25 9
965 That's Al, he's a voracious reader." 1.3707 0.05681 116 81 27 8
966 He's a voracious eater...I mean reader 1.3706 0.05126 143 100 33 10
967 It's take your pet to work day. 1.3706 0.05029 143 99 35 9
968 Take a penny, lose a hand. 1.3704 0.06113 108 77 22 9
969 He only bites if he sees you comparing our prices to Amazon's. 1.3704 0.06655 108 81 14 13
970 My ex got the house and I got her favorite cat. 1.3701 0.05454 127 89 29 9
971 If you prefer the alligator binding, it's DIY. 1.3701 0.05454 127 89 29 9
972 Bookstore cats are so passe'. We decided to go edgy. 1.3701 0.05895 127 93 21 13
973 ‘Book signings begin after lunch.’ 1.3701 0.05788 127 92 23 12
974 Well, we did have a cat at one point 1.3701 0.05788 127 92 23 12
975 He's harmless. Just don't do the "see you later" joke on the way out. 1.3700 0.06460 100 72 19 9
976 I know. We had to scale back our staff. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
977 He just devours literature! 1.3697 0.05581 119 83 28 8
978 Go ahead, ask him for a recommendation." 1.3696 0.06320 92 64 22 6
979 We have a few new snappy titles” 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
980 You expected a bookWORM? 1.3692 0.05689 130 94 24 12
981 No more cat smell! 1.3692 0.05689 130 94 24 12
982 We're not sure if it's a he or a she, but it's very possessive of the LGBTQ section. Everywhere else you'll be fine. 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
983 Nice watch. 1.3689 0.05687 103 70 28 5
984 That selection will cost you an arm and a leg. 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
985 Despite that Amazon disruptor we’ve managed to stay in business. 1.3684 0.05746 114 80 26 8
986 We've had no more hold-ups since we hired the Gator Guard. 1.3684 0.05879 114 81 24 9
987 I'm glad I didn't bring my regular wallet. 1.3684 0.06867 95 70 15 10
988 You can ask, but he always recommends Steve Irwin's books. 1.3681 0.05097 144 101 33 10
989 He suffers from PTSD since reading "Peter Pan". 1.3680 0.05392 125 87 30 8
990 His tell-all "Death in the Everglades" is a perfect summer beach read. 1.3676 0.05602 136 99 24 13
991 Choose carefully 1.3676 0.05093 136 94 34 8
992 Don't worry, he can't read. 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
993 You can enter if you tell me correctly whether it's a crocodile or an alligator. 1.3675 0.06021 117 85 21 11
994 He was living in the sewers but then he heard about autobiographies and now I can’t get him to leave 1.3675 0.05771 117 83 25 9
995 I told you she wasn’t friendly. At least you still have a left arm. 1.3673 0.06863 98 73 14 11
996 Mrs. Kestrel? You'll have to ask him about that. 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
997 I'm being sued by three ex-clerks, but shoplifting’s down ninety percent. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
998 We just started a new program to attract younger readers. To be honest, I’m not looking forward to 'E is for Elephant' day… 1.3667 0.05909 120 87 22 11
999 Sadly, our reptillian collection is a croc. 1.3667 0.05667 120 85 26 9
1000 Don't ask me why, he just has this thing about New Fiction. But you're welcome to try. 1.3667 0.05284 120 82 32 6
1001 The labor market is so tight, all the candidates we see are candidates from when Trump drained the swamp. 1.3667 0.05909 120 87 22 11
1002 He’s here to provide the tears of regret for the Trump reinstatement section. 1.3664 0.05441 131 93 28 10
1003 It’s alligator hunting season. He figures this is the last place they’d look. 1.3664 0.05441 131 93 28 10
1004 We take 'publish or perish' rather seriously. 1.3663 0.06559 101 74 17 10
1005 Try saying 'see ya later'. Trust me, it's funny. 1.3661 0.06213 112 82 19 11
1006 Fake news is on the other side of the store, this is all crock. 1.3661 0.05812 112 79 25 8
1007 Don’t worry, she’s already eaten! 1.3659 0.05687 123 88 25 10
1008 Bibliophile crocodile! 🐊 1.3659 0.06138 123 92 17 14
1009 Nope. You won't be seeing Mrs. Kestrel around anymore. 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
1010 See what grabs you. 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
1011 We are going extinct together. 1.3652 0.06092 115 84 20 11
1012 Did you say you wanted a book on alligators or an alligator on a book? 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
1013 I believe it will go away when it figures out we're not a "gnus" stand. 1.3651 0.05238 126 87 32 7
1014 I have cat allergies. 1.3651 0.05357 126 88 30 8
1015 No else applied for the job? 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
1016 Someone told him that a bookstore was the best place to be underwater. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1017 Well to be fair, the fact that we’re both unmasked indoors is the bigger threat. 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
1018 This one he devoured in one sitting. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1019 As I was saying, it's hard to keep workers nowadays. They just keep disappearing. 1.3645 0.06284 107 78 19 10
1020 He's a metaphor for how we feel about your manuscript. 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
1021 I heard crocs were in this year 1.3643 0.05385 129 91 29 9
1022 A Melville bound in alligator will cost you an arm and a leg. 1.3643 0.05190 140 99 31 10
1023 He's not signing books until this afternoon. See you later. 1.3642 0.04554 151 102 43 6
1024 I'm sorry sir, it only comes in hardback. 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
1025 Tell it to the new complaint department. 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
1026 Shoplifting was a problem. 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
1027 I must say, he's one voracious reader. 1.3636 0.05736 110 77 26 7
1028 That's the half to three quarters off table... 1.3636 0.05718 132 97 22 13
1029 Please, when you leave, just say goodbye. 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
1030 Can I pet him? 1.3636 0.06157 110 80 20 10
1031 Well, we had to find some way to compete with Amazon… 1.3636 0.05629 121 86 26 9
1032 Meet our new security system…our theft reduction has literally been cut in half! 1.3631 0.04879 157 111 35 11
1033 That’s our endangered book section. 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
1034 For the protection of our workers I must insist you wear a mask 1.3629 0.05764 124 90 23 11
1035 In Florida this just seemed more appropriate than a cat. 1.3628 0.05905 113 81 23 9
1036 Would you like the author to bite mark it for you? 1.3628 0.05488 113 78 29 6
1037 No, we don’t have any books on crocodiles, just crocodiles on books. 1.3623 0.05628 138 102 22 14
1038 He’s not very good looking but we’ve eliminated our shoplifting problem. 1.3622 0.05664 127 92 24 11
1039 Our customers keep asking for more bite. 1.3622 0.05204 127 88 32 7
1040 Neither. It's a caiman. 1.3622 0.05986 127 95 18 14
1041 Honestly, Gerald, what’s it gonna take? She’s not your buddy. She ate your goddamn arm 1.3621 0.06171 116 86 18 12
1042 With DeSantis in office, Floridians are moving back to New York. 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
1043 ‘You’re looking for anti-vax books ? We keep them here at the register , just under my colleague’ 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1044 So tell me again how much cheaper it is if you order it from Amazon. 1.3615 0.05675 130 95 23 12
1045 I keep saying "see ya later" but it won't take the hint. 1.3613 0.05935 119 87 21 11
1046 It was climate change that brought him here. But it’s his penchant for magical realism that keeps him coming back. 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
1047 Relax. I've already fed him lunch. 1.3607 0.05590 122 87 26 9
1048 He’s therapeutic. Keeps me from snapping. 1.3607 0.05590 122 87 26 9
1049 Sorry if my colleague seems a bit snappy. 1.3605 0.07193 86 64 13 9
1050 I hear that he’s a voracious reader . . . 1.3604 0.05548 111 77 28 6
1051 Did you want the alligator binding on that? 1.3604 0.05836 111 79 24 8
1052 He said he’s not leaving until he finds one book that puts alligators in a better light ! 1.3600 0.05611 125 90 25 10
1053 If he bites you, the self-help section is in aisle four. 1.3600 0.05725 125 91 23 11
1054 Florida was great except for the stray my daughter picked up. 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
1055 I can get one from Amazon for less... 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
1056 We needed to sell something that couldn’t be downloaded off the internet. How many alligators would you like today? 1.3600 0.05611 125 90 25 10
1057 Crocodile daycare is closed today so I had to bring him with me. 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
1058 This is the Suspense section. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
1059 He's a crocodile, and we will not be seeing you later. 1.3596 0.05590 114 80 27 7
1060 We take cash and credit card, but he prefers Bitcoin. 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1061 We survive by devouring the competition. 1.3594 0.05289 128 90 30 8
1062 It’s not a mandate: if you don’t want to show proof of vaccination that’s fine, but you have to fight the crocodile. 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1063 He recommends Peter Pan 1.3590 0.05753 117 84 24 9
1064 He helps with our "you browse you buy" policy. 1.3590 0.05355 117 81 30 6
1065 He's my social-distancing support animal. 1.3588 0.05533 131 95 25 11
1066 I came, I saw, I Izod 1.3587 0.06481 92 66 19 7
1067 Thanks for coming to my signing. This is my agent. 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
1068 We felt that "book store cat'" had become too much of a cliche 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
1069 I suppose it's kind of like being a cat person. 1.3585 0.06314 106 78 18 10
1070 Well the owner though we should compete with Shark Week 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
1071 Last week I had to address the elephant in the room and now this? 1.3583 0.05893 120 88 21 11
1072 Please don't smile at him. 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
1073 Nobody shoplifts in this store whether or not they know whether he's a crocodile or an alligator. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1074 We're Gator Books now. It ate the Kestrel. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1075 Don't get him started on Michel Houellebecq. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1076 His resume said he was a people person. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1077 He's really proprietary about these biographies of the Lacoste family... 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
1078 Not what I meant by “biting prose”… 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
1079 Suzy was going to cook this alligator last night but then realized we only have a croc pot. 1.3577 0.05744 137 103 19 15
1080 It creeps up on you and pulls you into a twisted finale. 1.3571 0.05930 112 81 22 9
1081 This is our new gator aide. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1082 He just finished all six volumes of "The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire." 1.3571 0.05508 112 78 28 6
1083 She has reduced shoplifting to zero. 1.3566 0.05369 129 92 28 9
1084 I wouldn't browse the Nature section. 1.3566 0.05255 129 91 30 8
1085 Don't worry. He only attacks the pretentious. 1.3565 0.05948 115 84 21 10
1086 Hiya, Lefty. 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
1087 The last time you tried to pet him it didn't go so well. At least you're right handed. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
1088 She prefers baloney, misinformation content and, especially, anti-vaxxers. 1.3559 0.05712 118 85 24 9
1089 It already got it's fill in the children's section. 1.3559 0.06081 118 88 18 12
1090 I planned to use his leather for bookbinding, but I got attached to him. 1.3559 0.05712 118 85 24 9
1091 Please keep a nice social distance. 1.3558 0.05784 104 73 25 6
1092 Don’t ask. 1.3557 0.05223 149 109 27 13
1093 Yeah, business is down since the flood, but so is theft. 1.3557 0.05135 149 108 29 12
1094 Don’t worry, he only bites if you don’t buy. 1.3556 0.05978 90 62 24 4
1095 He doesn't bite, he's just a reminder of your crocodile tears for the Independent Bookstore as you hit 'Amazon one click'. 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
1096 Haven't had a shoplifter since I got him. 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
1097 We have an unforgiving return policy. 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
1098 Look Joe, you have to stop telling the customers its gonna cost them an arm and a leg. 1.3554 0.05487 121 86 27 8
1099 Where do you think the binding comes from? 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
1100 You act like you’ve never been to a croc and mortar book store before. 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
1101 It’s allegorical 1.3551 0.06403 107 80 16 11
1102 Yeah, I knew she'd be a real conversation starter. 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
1103 He tends to linger near the Ayn Rand section. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1104 She likes a book she can really sink her teeth into 1.3548 0.05395 124 88 28 8
1105 My order for cookbooks had a typo. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1106 He's never been the same since he was on the cover of Swamplandia! 1.3548 0.05972 124 93 18 13
1107 He doesn't just read them, he devours them. 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
1108 He'll weep epic tears whenever called for, perfect for Jane Austen. 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
1109 He's here to greet my book's critics. 1.3540 0.05886 113 82 22 9
1110 Litigator. 1.3540 0.06018 113 83 20 10
1111 I’ll be honest, it’s a publish or perish world. 1.3540 0.05886 113 82 22 9
1112 We have no more rats or shoplifters. 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
1113 I used to keep him in the back in fiction but that led to some unfortunate misunderstandings. 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
1114 I heard Crocs are in again. 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
1115 Yes, climate change IS real. 1.3535 0.06144 99 71 21 7
1116 We don't countenance plagiarism. 1.3534 0.05645 116 83 25 8
1117 My daughter told me crocs are cool again. 1.3534 0.05028 133 93 33 7
1118 Let’s just say that the thinking here is you buy the book and do your reading at home. He gets snappish if you linger too long. 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
1119 I'm sorry, but there were no hardcover copies available of the crocodile book you ordered. 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
1120 In this case, judge a book by its cover. 1.3529 0.06331 102 75 18 9
1121 Sir,we are an independently owned bookstore. Before you pass judgment,consider the fact that illegal alligator fighting rings are the only way we make money. 1.3529 0.06483 102 76 16 10
1122 It seemed like a reasonable pet when the world was ending, a few months ago. 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
1123 What makes you think we would carry books on reptile disfunction? 1.3525 0.05390 139 102 25 12
1124 He is all that is left of our Tuesday night book club. 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
1125 It's the only copy with the original binding 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
1126 My new Gator-aid 1.3525 0.04496 122 90 25 7
1127 well... he has digested a lot of books 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
1128 No, it's a crocodile. 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
1129 Bring your pet to work” day 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
1130 Ohhhh... you ordered a BOOK on CARNIVORES? 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
1131 If you’re not willing to hand sanitize, then we welcome you to browse at your own risk. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
1132 Like the bookstore itself, he is a living throwback to a long extinct era. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
1133 Customers like that there's no more cat hair on the books. 1.3523 0.06473 88 63 19 6
1134 He's also a voracious reader 1.3520 0.05237 125 88 30 7
1135 This is our curator. He'll tell you which books are a good read and which ones are a crock. 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
1136 I'll let you know when it's available in paperback. 1.3520 0.05594 125 91 24 10
1137 after a while, head down the crocodaisle 1.3520 0.05594 125 91 24 10
1138 You are in luck, our leather bound expert is in today 1.3520 0.05709 125 92 22 11
1139 Look, if I could hire you both I would. 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
1140 Lyle, would you punch this man's card? 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
1141 What the heck is that!? Well, it says here that you can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while. 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
1142 Hi Mr. Wright. Welcome back. Allix has very fond memories of your last visit. 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
1143 Our hiring policy doesn’t discriminate against race, gender, sexual orientation, or animal kingdom. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1144 Captain Hook is doing a book signing here today. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1145 Here for the literary feast? 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
1146 He’s still not a good boy, nor can he give you your arm back. But I think you’ll be happy about how we can cover this. 1.3514 0.05377 111 77 29 5
1147 He’s a bit snappy at book club meetings, but sure beats the waitlist for a shelter dog. 1.3514 0.05673 111 79 25 7
1148 Just like pit bulls, most make loyal, loving pets. 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
1149 Yeah, don’t tell anyone, but I got him from Amazon. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1150 One has to keep up with Amazon these days 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
1151 His roommates in Florida caught COVID, so he’s hiding out here. Figured the last place they’d look is a bookstore. 1.3511 0.05801 94 65 25 4
1152 Security. 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
1153 Please refrain yourself from saying "see you later, alligator." 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
1154 What happened to Fifi ... 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
1155 Sales are down 20% but shoplifting has completely disappeared. 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
1156 The cat? Haven't seen him. 1.3505 0.06561 97 72 16 9
1157 Don't worry he's only trained to scare off Jeff Bezos. 1.3504 0.05670 117 87 20 10
1158 His name is Amazon. 1.3504 0.05735 117 85 23 9
1159 She’s my emotional support crocodile. 1.3504 0.04173 117 87 24 6
1160 We used to have a bookworm, but it wasn't good enough. 1.3500 0.05876 120 89 20 11
1161 No, this is only like the Amazon. 1.3500 0.05378 120 85 28 7
1162 His book is wonderful, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg! 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1163 Sales are down since you started bringing your pet to work 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1164 Do you want that 3-hole punched or 2? 1.3500 0.06416 100 74 17 9
1165 i guess Amazon isnt the only reason people stopped going to bookstores 1.3500 0.05994 120 90 18 12
1166 He’s developed a separation anxiety during pandemic and now I have to take him to the office with me 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
1167 Him? The key to the bathroom is kept under his chin. 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1168 "It's about his life after escaping from a boot design studio." 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
1169 He's a Florida Republican... he comes here to hide. 1.3492 0.05997 126 96 16 14
1170 Browse at your own risk. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
1171 Yes, we specialize in books on predators, and this week we are featuring an interactive exhibit 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
1172 Relax. Only the ones raised wrong bite. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1173 She is trained to bite customers who check their phone to see if the book is cheaper online. 1.3488 0.06773 86 63 16 7
1174 Your choice. He'll bind up to six large books, or a dozen small volumes. 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
1175 No, really. He will see you later. 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
1176 Don't worry, he's just hungry for knowledge. 1.3488 0.06972 86 64 14 8
1177 I have a heck of a worker's comp bill, but theft is down by 87%! 1.3486 0.06026 109 80 20 9
1178 It's free with the purchase of ten golf shirts. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1179 Don’t worry, he’s stuffed. He’s been eating shoplifters. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1180 You said the last book you bought was a "croc" anyway. 1.3482 0.05910 112 82 21 9
1181 He comes loaded with a dozen books 1.3482 0.05772 112 81 23 8
1182 As a struggling independent bookstore, we can't afford electronic security. 1.3482 0.04781 112 77 32 3
1183 Back up slowly . . . he's looking at your shoes. 1.3482 0.06044 112 83 19 10
1184 On the other hand, shoplifting figures have plunged. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1185 Well, he just lies there, unless you find a book, snap a picture of the isbn, order it online and then walk out the door saying ‘see your next week!’ 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1186 Of course, most customers want to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3478 0.05530 115 82 26 7
1187 He’s in charge of the remainders. 1.3478 0.05666 115 83 24 8
1188 He cried over your book and can't wait for the reading. 1.3475 0.05694 118 86 23 9
1189 We're trying to be more like Amazon. 1.3475 0.05943 118 88 19 11
1190 Shoplifters will be eaten. 1.3475 0.05819 118 87 21 10
1191 I'll never get used to Florida! 1.3475 0.05694 118 86 23 9
1192 He likes everybody. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1193 We've partnered with the Amazon. 1.3469 0.05447 98 67 28 3
1194 Oh, that's not our alligator. 1.3468 0.04997 124 86 33 5
1195 He helps me keep all transactions at arms length. 1.3468 0.05127 124 87 31 6
1196 Complaints are down 92% since we hired him. 1.3468 0.05844 124 93 19 12
1197 He is promoting his new memoir, FAREWELL TO ARMS." Lloyd Berkowitz, Boca Raton, F 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
1198 I’m here for the ‘gay tour’, although I may have misread the sign 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
1199 So I told my bookstore owner that Crocs were back in style... 1.3465 0.05169 127 90 30 7
1200 He's hardcover. 1.3462 0.06375 104 78 16 10
1201 Now,may I read you our return policy 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1202 Our Nature section now includes some exciting interactive materials. 1.3458 0.06383 107 81 15 11
1203 Oh Fluffy's still here, just watch the teeth when he opens to let you pet her. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
1204 People think twice about wearing alligator shoes in this store. 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
1205 He eats more than your average security system, but shoplifting is way down. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1206 They’re trying to build on his swamp, so he’s reading up on eminent domain. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1207 He's here to enforce our strict ban on the buying and selling of leather bound books. 1.3452 0.06222 84 59 21 4
1208 Sorry about him, I forgot the kennel would be closed today. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1209 She ate the cat, but she's a good mouser. 1.3451 0.05999 113 84 19 10
1210 Sorry, the sitter cancelled last minute. 1.3451 0.05999 113 84 19 10
1211 No, sir, we do not stock THE ART OF THE DEAL. Perhaps we could offer you something less reptilian? 1.3448 0.07094 87 66 12 9
1212 Watch it. He’ll take your left one this time. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
1213 Don’t worry, his tears aren’t real. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1214 Hello, Mr. Wormsley. I remind you, once again...do NOT pet Sam while you're browsing. 1.3445 0.04455 119 86 28 5
1215 I hired him on a blind recommendation. They said he was high up the food chain at Amazon. 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
1216 His snark is worse than his bite 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
1217 Don’t mind him, he’s a vegan 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1218 He only bites if you are pretentious. 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
1219 The author is inside. 1.3431 0.06308 102 76 17 9
1220 No credit cards; but we take capybaras." 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
1221 DeSantis sent him to make sure no one here wears a mask. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
1222 So… your order of ‘Roald Dahl’s Enormous Crocodile’ came in… 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
1223 Merchandising for the new Hiaasen novel 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
1224 She liked your right arm, but she'd prefer your left with fava beans and a nice chianti. 1.3429 0.05552 105 74 26 5
1225 It's our new return policy. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
1226 He ate a customer who said 'later gator' . Otherwise he's very friendly. 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
1227 On the other hand, the leather bound editions always take more care. 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
1228 NO Petting! I warned you last time!!!!!Do you want to lose the other arm???? 1.3423 0.05934 111 82 20 9
1229 I see that you've already tried to pet him. 1.3423 0.06070 111 83 18 10
1230 Shall I shelve it under "a" or "c" 1.3423 0.05504 111 79 26 6
1231 I’d like to tell you all the books in here are fantastic…but that’s just a croc. 1.3423 0.06070 111 83 18 10
1232 Ignore your first impulse. Just say goodbye. 1.3421 0.05822 114 84 21 9
1233 You're safe. He liked your last review. 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
1234 I guess it's later. 1.3419 0.05967 117 88 18 11
1235 It's only when he cries that I'm sure we're in fiction. 1.3418 0.07619 79 61 9 9
1236 This must be the banned book section. 1.3415 0.05636 123 91 22 10
1237 Um, I think you should leave now, sir. He’s smelled your Kindle. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1238 He's friendly. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1239 Even he’s trying to escape Florida 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
1240 Alligator shoes are not a good fashion choice in this store. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1241 We buy used books, DVDs, CD,s collectible print media, dogs, cats other small mammals. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1242 The pet store was out of cats 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1243 These days, we put all of our political books under "Crock." 1.3409 0.07024 88 67 12 9
1244 He is a visiting critic. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1245 Where does a 600-lb crocodile sit? Yep, you got it. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1246 Those books are on reserve 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1247 Please respect our ten minute browsing guideline if you value that forearm. 1.3407 0.04837 135 95 34 6
1248 No Bill, I ordered a crock pot! 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
1249 If you're looking for an immersive read, he's not hard to get into. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
1250 We accept cash, credit or chicken meat 1.3407 0.05893 91 64 23 4
1251 Why do you ask? Are you a literary critic? 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
1252 He enforces our 'No reading until you buy' policy. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
1253 It’s been a while, hasn’t it? 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
1254 Predatory publishing. Just when you think it can’t get any worse… 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1255 Every copy comes with a free alligator. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1256 Looks like someone snapped up all the remaining copies. 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1257 It’s been really hard to find employees. 1.3402 0.05261 97 66 29 2
1258 Too many people were treating this store like a library." 1.3400 0.06231 100 74 18 8
1259 The negative reviews have mostly stopped. 1.3400 0.05724 100 71 24 5
1260 Yes, he’s a rescue. But I also think he rescued me 1.3400 0.06231 100 74 18 8
1261 I'm changing the name to ALLIGATOR BOOKS. He made me an offer I couldn't refuse. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1262 It also comes in a vegan, faux leather-bound edition. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
1263 Yes he’s my gator aide, and no I don’t see what’s so funny about that. 1.3396 0.06126 106 79 18 9
1264 He's leftover from the days when folks liked their books leatherbound. 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
1265 You tell him you want it alligator bound. 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1266 this way, when I tidy up, I don't need a shredder! 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
1267 You’re first in line for his book signing. 1.3394 0.05249 109 76 29 4
1268 Because lots of customers told me that half of what I'll selling is a croc, I decided to get a real one so that they will be able to discern the difference. 1.3394 0.05487 109 80 22 7
1269 This paperweight is also a staple remover. 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
1270 He did in fact see the alligator later. 1.3393 0.05680 112 84 19 9
1271 Shall we ring this one up as non-fiction Action & Adventure, or Horror? 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1272 That's Zack. He emerged from a children's book and seems to like it here. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1273 He gets bored with the classics. 1.3391 0.05150 115 83 26 6
1274 Are you here for the poetry feeding? 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1275 Are you vaccinated? 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1276 Don't believe its tears. It's not sorry for anything it does. 1.3386 0.05725 127 96 19 12
1277 Buy one book get a free alligator. 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
1278 We think of it as the ultimate pop-up book. 1.3381 0.04849 139 99 33 7
1279 Readers are asking for titles with more bite. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1280 We've had to tighten up security lately 1.3374 0.04784 163 120 31 12
1281 Here for the Peter Pan book signing? 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
1282 You said you wanted something sharp and incisive. 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
1283 It's part of a new, fully immersive storytelling experience. 1.3372 0.05636 86 59 25 2
1284 I assumed Bezo's final takeover play would be more subtle." 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1285 No worries. He’s vegan. 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1286 As you can see, he has a hard time letting go of the leather-bound ones. 1.3368 0.06957 95 74 10 11
1287 Our hole punch is in the shop. 1.3367 0.06638 98 75 13 10
1288 He's an eco-friendly shredder. 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1289 She heard it was a good place to meet men. 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1290 I’d heard the urban legends, but ... I only left the toilet seat up for a minute! 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
1291 Literacy isn't the only thing that's been flushed down the toilet. 1.3366 0.05128 101 74 22 5
1292 The consultant said we needed an Amazon vibe. 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
1293 Now might be a good time to tell you about our return policy. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1294 I bought him 20 years ago to make a wallet, but in the end, I didn't have it in me. 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
1295 He'll be reading from his tell-all book about his time in the Trump administration at 5. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1296 It says "Buy one, get half off". 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
1297 He moonlights as the Times book critic. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1298 He’s quite docile; just be sure not to say ‘B-E-Z-O-S.’ 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1299 That one will tear at your heart. 1.3364 0.06077 107 80 18 9
1300 He tells everyone goodbye. He’s our, See You Later Alligator. 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1301 He's reading you. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1302 The cat got to be too much trouble. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
1303 Yes, same! I also thought it was crocodiles who love fiction, but it turns out it’s alligators. 1.3364 0.06096 110 83 17 10
1304 Everyone says it's all consuming. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
1305 I'm sorry, you'll have to return the giraffe before you check out the alligator. 1.3363 0.06108 113 86 16 11
1306 He's the book rep from Amazon 1.3362 0.06115 116 89 15 12
1307 Don’t be nervous. He’s just a gator-aide. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
1308 It's the latest from the Amazon. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1309 Yes, this is the original alligator skin bound collector's edition. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1310 This book will cost an arm and a leg 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1311 No, he’s harmless, but he sure keeps the people who read for free from staying too long 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1312 The line's bound to get longer. He's full now. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1313 Yes, we used to have bookstore cats. Not sure what happened to them. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1314 He became an author instead of a pair of shoes. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1315 Amazing how loitering has dropped off with my therapy pet in the store, 1.3359 0.05038 131 94 30 7
1316 He's a mouser. 1.3357 0.04821 140 100 33 7
1317 He checks everyone's shoes. 1.3333 0.05800 114 85 20 9
1318 Well, thrillers are selling quite well 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
1319 As our slogan says, "Something for everyone. 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
1320 If you don’t snap it up now, he will. 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1321 It is part of a new DIY series, “Luggage for Dummies.” 1.3333 0.06704 90 68 14 8
1322 He's my Therapy Reptile. So far, so good... 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
1323 Its and astonishing autobiography of how she escaped life underground in an urban sewer system to become a published author. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1324 You say you want a book about reptiles? My assistant Al here can help you. 1.3333 0.05383 114 82 26 6
1325 We don’t believe n leather bound editions. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1326 You can't tell a book by its cover. 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
1327 Only way to get Floridians into bookstores. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
1328 I was the cowriter, but they were essentially his ideas. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
1329 I know how it looks but he is actually a bookworm. 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1330 Sorry, what were you saying about an e-book? 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1331 Where do you think the cat went? 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
1332 No, it’s an alligator. I couldn’t justify the insurance on a crocodile. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1333 He's from a promotion we ran last week called 'Eat the Author'. 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1334 After Fluffy passed away, I wanted an emotional support animal that would keep strangers at a safe distance. 1.3333 0.06171 108 82 16 10
1335 We find him much more interesting than a pet cat. 1.3333 0.05800 114 85 20 9
1336 My grandmother sent him to me from Florida when I was in the sixth grade. 1.3333 0.06732 96 74 12 10
1337 Turns out classical literature on its belly puts it to sleep faster than rubbing it. 1.3333 0.05849 123 94 17 12
1338 That one is his favorite. Can I help you find something else? 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1339 Don’t worry. We have him tested every week. 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
1340 He ate our guard cat so we let him have the job. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
1341 No, he doesn't read, but he feeds on readers. 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
1342 He can sniff out an Amazon customer as soon as they walk in the door. 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
1343 If you're looking to make a snap decision on a gift, this is your section 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1344 I never wanted to hire a crocodile but it just kept crying and crying after the interview 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
1345 Turns out you there are some things you can’t buy on Amazon. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
1346 It's a real nail biter. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1347 We have a new return and exchange policy, sir. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1348 I think you misunderstood me, I asked for the recipes section - looking for croquembouche, not ‘croc on books’. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
1349 No, you read that right. The self-help books on this table are indeed free. Provided you get them yourself. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1350 He only bites if your the type to fold the corner as a bookmark 1.3333 0.06704 90 68 14 8
1351 This place really does cost an arm and a leg. 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
1352 ‘Lyle will be here Friday’s all month from noon to 3p for signings. Please bring your own pen.’ #lylethecrocodile 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
1353 The health department said no more cats so this is second best for rat control 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1354 Just make sure you say bye to him before you go. 1.3333 0.05932 114 86 18 10
1355 No. The sign is correct. This is a boo store. 1.3307 0.05483 127 95 22 10
1356 So, professor... Ready for another biting satire? 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1357 He was cheaper than a full alarm system. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
1358 during this pandemic, nothing makes sense anymore. 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
1359 You ordered the genuine leather-bound edition of 'Jaws' didn't you? 1.3304 0.06001 112 85 17 10
1360 I ordered her off Amazon! 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1361 Our regular security is on vacation. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1362 Actually he only eats Trump books. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1363 Good help is hard to find. 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
1364 Keep saying, 'See you later,' and you won't. 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1365 It’s OK. She’s a rescue 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1366 The 'No Browsing' sign was an insufficient deterent. 1.3302 0.06102 106 80 17 9
1367 We could customize a leather bound addition. 1.3302 0.05315 106 75 27 4
1368 He won't move until someone says, "In a while..." to him. 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1369 Ali’s mouth curved up ever so slightly. Her plan to blend in with the leather-bound books was working perfectly. Soon…SOON…the power of her corporate takeover machinations would surpass that of her rival, Bodega Cat. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1370 Going forward there will be an extra charge for all Amazon special orders. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1371 He's for sale if you need to buy something from the Amazon. 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
1372 Yea,we have a little issue with people reading books in the aisles and not buying anything. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1373 Don’t worry… he’s just a voracious reader. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1374 He’s endangered too. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1375 It was just a cost effective hire to protect our first editions. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1376 Bookstore cats were getting so blasé. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1377 So, how’d you use your Stimulus check? 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
1378 Just keep walking, it's rude to stare. 1.3299 0.05718 97 72 19 6
1379 His business is failing,but he’s in de Nile. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1380 He's been insufferable since he met David Attenbourough. 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1381 Our business is underwater, why not take a few straggling readers down with us? 1.3297 0.06640 91 69 14 8
1382 He likes books he can sink his teeth into. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1383 You’re aware, of course, that Crocodile Dundee is his pen name! 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
1384 He’s just waiting to hear you say “see you later.” 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1385 Apparently, National Geographic is now sending bonus gifts with every reorder. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
1386 The laundromat got the Labrador. 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
1387 It's safe to pet him if you suspend your disbelief. 1.3291 0.07143 79 60 12 7
1388 He's the only thing I've ever gotten from Amazon. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1389 Just don't say ' well, I'll get it on line'. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1390 He got deep into Kafka -- and Peter Pan. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1391 Well, we used to have a problem with children loitering. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1392 There was a typo in our ‘Store Greeter’ job description. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1393 Relax, he’s our emotional support animal. 1.3281 0.05446 128 96 22 10
1394 We sell alligator books, alligator boots are two stores down, but you probably shouldn't ask that question again.. 1.3280 0.05178 125 91 27 7
1395 We have a firm anti-piracy policy. 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
1396 I always forget if its an alligator or a crocodile 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
1397 We couldn't decide if it belongs under the 'A section' or the 'C section' 1.3274 0.05684 113 84 21 8
1398 We have to compete. Does Amazon have a book gator? I think not! 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1399 Before I had shoplifting. Now I have security but no business" 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1400 I dunno, one morning she was lying here instead of the cat. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1401 He goes straight for the appendix. 1.3271 0.06053 107 81 17 9
1402 Don’t worry. They only attack when you make eye cont- . . . uh-oh. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1403 Sorry. She’s in an unusually long trance-like state. Signings are pushed to four. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1404 Do you have an Amazon account sir? 1.3271 0.05677 107 81 18 8
1405 The recession forced us to rethink our late fee policy. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1406 Your wife will be fully digested by Friday. Come back then. 1.3269 0.06178 104 79 16 9
1407 It’s always ‘Later, gator.” Never, “Bye, Stan, nice seeing ya! 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
1408 Is this later or after a while? 1.3269 0.05541 104 75 24 5
1409 We close in five — make it snappy. 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
1410 You said you wanted something that would tear your heart out? 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1411 Amazon might have it. Let's ask George. He's from there. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1412 What? 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
1413 The tails of Edgar Alligator Poe 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1414 This is the cold hearted non-fiction section 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1415 At first he was a mascot, now he's in loss prevention. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1416 We used to have a cat, too. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1417 Don't worry. He's still full from the last person who came in and browsed for too long. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1418 No it’s odd, my bookstore cat seems to have disappeared.” 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1419 A parting gift from Jeff Bezos 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1420 They’re bookends and come in pairs. Interested? 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1421 Shoplifting used to be a problem here. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1422 Sally here is great at cutting down on shop lifting. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
1423 He's harmless. He's been remaindered. 1.3258 0.06924 89 69 11 9
1424 Some bookstores have cats. We're different. 1.3258 0.04368 132 96 31 5
1425 Like a bookstore cat, but with bigger teeth and a worse attitude. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1426 We ordered him from Amazon. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1427 Cash, credit, or fingers? 1.3256 0.06908 86 66 12 8
1428 The good news is we have a copy. The bad news: it’s under his paw. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1429 Welcome to Bellingham,Washington, the city of subdued excitement. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
1430 I’ve been swamped this week. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
1431 First edition binding hole punch. Interested? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1432 “He’s our second-hand expert” 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1433 I've got news for you, we're not selling any of these books. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
1434 I hear your point,but your competition is Amazon,Steve. Not THE Amazon 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
1435 Are you promoting Ruth Heller’s How to Hide a Crocodile?🐊 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
1436 He guards the first editions 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1437 We've had a recent surge in thefts... 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1438 Yea, I was looking for a pair of crocs? 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1439 You'd be amazed how many people confuse antiquarian and aquarium." [Two terms in roman type 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1440 Red herring or Chekhov's gun? Great question! 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1441 With unemployment money still flowing, he’s the only one who applied. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
1442 We haven't had any shoplifting since hiring our new security gator. 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
1443 He recommends anything by Attenborough. 1.3235 0.05425 102 73 25 4
1444 I ordered the leatherbound exemplar from the wrong Amazon 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
1445 Are you being cheeky? There's no elephant in the room 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
1446 We sell the finest, leather bound books on the market. 1.3235 0.06256 102 78 15 9
1447 He said he just wanted to get away from Governor Deathsantis. 1.3233 0.05500 133 102 19 12
1448 Well I put my “Help Wanted” sign out three weeks ago, and just when I was about to give up …..” 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1449 The croc? He handles the Science and Nature section and also manages our credit department.... 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1450 Not much shoplifting here lately. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1451 It makes for a good story. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1452 Our exotic leather-bound books are made to order. 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1453 The critics called your book a "crock", and the publisher sent this leather-bound edition! 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1454 He is looking for a man with a missing right arm who tried to steal his clock! 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1455 Are those alligator shoes you're wearing? 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1456 Well, we used to have a cat, but he was a book cover rescue. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1457 I ordered an crock pot with an analogue display, so they sent me a crocodile 1.3226 0.05557 124 94 20 10
1458 Here's your copy of "In Cold Blood". 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1459 Well, this is actually the display model. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1460 Don't worry she's stuffed. She ate the last person who asked a stupid question only an hour ago. 1.3223 0.05775 121 93 17 11
1461 We had a cat - it wasn't very nice. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1462 The 'plump-cat-dozing-in-the-window' thing was getting pretty passe. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1463 Apparently, he uses the pseudonym, Al Gator. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
1464 She is also endangered. 1.3220 0.04945 118 84 30 4
1465 He's actually friendlier than the cat. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1466 See what happens when you tell him you're just browsing for things to download on your Kindle. 1.3218 0.06640 87 66 14 7
1467 You're safe without a mask. He's vaccinated. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1468 Don't worry. He's a pussycat. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1469 He prefers the erudition of New York to the perdition of Florida. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1470 He's been on clearance for 50 years. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1471 They said bookstores were going the way of the dinosaurs. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1472 We’ve adopted a new security policy with some real teeth. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1473 Don't worry. He's shy around bookworms. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1474 Oh, Lyle? He's my emotional support animal. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
1475 Oh, that’s Carl. He’s our new Social Distancing Ambassador. 1.3205 0.07183 78 60 11 7
1476 He likes shoplifters, but we haven't seen one since we got him. 1.3204 0.05202 103 73 27 3
1477 The good thing about them is they don’t bark or scratch the furniture. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1478 He heard me talking about Captain Hook and basically followed me here" 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1479 We have a very strict return policy. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1480 Florida NEVER gets my order right". 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1481 I was informed by my Liverpudlian friend that you do an excellent croque en bouche 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1482 Don't worry. It ate 3 weeks ago. 1.3197 0.05109 122 89 27 6
1483 No Returns. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1484 At first, it was,“See you later…” 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1485 See you later? I just walked in! 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1486 He comes with every purchase of Steve Irwin’s biography 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1487 Don’t say ‘see ya later.’ She’ll snap. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1488 He's there to provide the five finger discount 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1489 Don't need to worry, it is Bring-Your-Pet-To-Work day. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1490 Where did the cat go? 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1491 Should I pay later or in a while? 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1492 I’m more of a book worm myself 1.3194 0.07355 72 55 11 6
1493 He came with the shipment of the new Rene Lacoste biography. 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
1494 I know my ad asked for a “litigator,” but he was here first. 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
1495 It’s like having my dog at work, since Allie ate it. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
1496 Slip your returns into the alligator, please. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1497 ‘What happened to the elephant in the room?’ 1.3193 0.05838 119 92 16 11
1498 I'll read it and then my associate will chew on it for a while. 1.3191 0.05601 94 70 19 5
1499 Oh, that's Wally. He interfaces with self-published authors inquiring whether we would like to display their new novel. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
1500 We haven't had any books stolen since he joined our staff. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1501 Is everything a caiman? 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1502 It's the staff's recommendation for a Thriller. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
1503 I had to diversify my business model. 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
1504 We believe that mask mandates and crocodile restrictions violate our freedoms. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1505 Back in while"? I think you'll find you mean "See y'later" 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1506 This is the closest I could get to compete with Amazon. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1507 Watch out if you open the long green book! 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1508 We had to beef up security after the launch of that political satire. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1509 Small talk is at an all-time low since I got him 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1510 "He's a voracious reader. Also eater. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1511 It's okay, he's stuffed. So he won't be hungry for a while. 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
1512 His name is Al. No, you can’t pet him. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1513 It’s called Amazon Primal. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1514 Disney started releasing live action storybooks and the new Peter Pan just came in 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1515 The Lacoste fall collection came in. 1.3176 0.06739 85 65 13 7
1516 He and Zora Hurston are the only native floridians that have ever actually been in a bookstore. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1517 Here for the Jungle Book reading this afternoon? 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1518 Not what I thought they meant by Leatherback sale... 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1519 His book tour is over but he still wants to stay in touch with the public 1.3168 0.05252 101 72 26 3
1520 He came with the book you ordered How to identify crocodiles & alligators 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1521 Why order from amazon when you can feel like you're in the Amazon? 1.3168 0.05060 101 71 28 2
1522 Got desperate for publicity 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
1523 Spike is hypoallergenic and allergy friendly but can be a bit bitey if you scratch his belly 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1524 Some say we're both nothing more than living dinosaurs. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1525 No one kvetches about allergies any more. 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
1526 Remember when they were draining the swamp? 1.3167 0.05019 120 87 28 5
1527 Don't worry. He won't bite. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1528 Not now, I'm swamped. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1529 Crikey mate, she's just here to validate your parking. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1530 That copy is unavailable. I'm afraid his mother is on the cover. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1531 It's a crocodile. But let me double check... I 'm sorry, it's an alligator. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1532 He wrote The Swamp Has Been Drained, it's political satire. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1533 Finally, a marketing gimmick that Amazon can't mimic. 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
1534 It’s drain the swamp day. All corruption books are one half off. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
1535 He came over from Amazon... 1.3158 0.07542 76 60 8 8
1536 It’s okay. She’s inoculated. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1537 Why don't you ask him about the cat? 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1538 Spare me the alligator jokes, I've heard them all 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1539 I see you’ve found our thriller section 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1540 Business really went down once Lacoste ate up Penguin. 1.3158 0.06396 95 73 14 8
1541 And no, you will not see her later, sir, she is a crocodile. Good day. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
1542 Don’t mind Gary, he doesn’t like the taste of paying customers 1.3153 0.05196 111 83 22 6
1543 We used to have a cat but she was too mean. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1544 I'll give you a hint: you'll " see him later", not "in a while". 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1545 He's here just to enforce our no-returns policy. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1546 Will I see you later or in awhile? 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1547 lost his job at gator world when the pandemic struck so we hired him as part time security. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1548 Just in case you're not vaccinated.. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1549 Here is the "it's-cheaper-on-amazon" complaint box, sir. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1550 By the looks of your hand,you have met Gus here.... 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
1551 He won't let you look at those books about draining the swamp. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1552 Now that I'm back to work, Princess was feeling lonely at home. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1553 Were you the one who called about alligator leather bound books? I wanted my embosser to hear. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1554 When we moved the store to Florida, we decided to change up the cat thing. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1555 You're sure this is the draft you want to submit? Because she's only going to read it once. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1556 If you want it bound in leather, he’s your choice. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
1557 It's a quick read 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1558 He's harmless, just don't read more than a chapter without buying it. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1559 Just don’t tell him, ‘See ya later!’ 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
1560 Any books with snappy titles? 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1561 She just loved “ The First Timer’s Guide To Eating In New York City”. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1562 ...AND no more trouble with mice 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1563 If you buy a national geographic book,we will throw in a free gatorade. 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
1564 Sorry, he just snapped up the last copy. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1565 He thinks self-help books are a croc of BS. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1566 Bathroom key is on the hook behind my friend, here... 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
1567 We are trying out a new promotion. A pair of croc's with each purchase over $20.00. 1.3137 0.06228 102 79 14 9
1568 We validate parking, not your opinion. 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
1569 No cash,no card. Limbs only. 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
1570 He just wandered in one day and we decided to keep him. 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1571 Think of him as a moat for social distancing. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1572 He's here to sign copies of his new book, "See You Later" 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1573 He thinks he’s a cat. As long as you use the correct nouns, he’s harmless. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1574 It's a leather bound edition. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1575 'They said you were a reliable dealer of vintage, rare and anti-aquarium books?' 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1576 We've had a little hiccup in our 'Meet the Author' plans. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1577 Lacoste is sponsoring our new book collection, you see 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1578 Sorry about your dog, but shoplifting is down 50% 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1579 Says here an alligator escaped from the local zoo, but he keeps insisting his name is Larry and he's from Scarsdale. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1580 If you insist on leather binding, over here is our self-service station.” 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1581 Don’t worry, he’s been fed. He just likes to stay up here and keep me company. Unless he likes your cologne. Then, worry.” 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1582 We support swamp-to-market leather covers. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1583 Hopefully what you want is in the front row. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1584 Sorry, we discontinued alligator bindings since Lyle joined the staff. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1585 Sorry,we ordered from "The Amazon" by mistake. 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
1586 I asked for The Litigators, Kes. Get your ears checked. 1.3125 0.05953 112 87 15 10
1587 Sorry, but I had no place to go since they "drained the swamp" 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1588 Well the elephant in the room died, and this is all they had in stock... 1.3125 0.05817 112 86 17 9
1589 Bookstore cats shed too much 1.3120 0.04875 125 91 29 5
1590 He’s from Miami, nothing fictional about him. 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
1591 Welcome to Florida. Where a gator owns a bookstore and I can’t read. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1592 My friend was just here buying a book. Where is he? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1593 She asked me for a book on the Everglades. I told her I'd order it. She said she'd wait. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1594 Someone broke into our shop last week so we had to hire an investi-gator 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
1595 what can I say? I like alliteration. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1596 She’s my emotional support animal. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1597 It has an intellectual taste. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1598 Now, slowly put the other hand in your pocket. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1599 This will help with business 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1600 This one is really hard to put down once you pick it up! 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1601 For those looking for a five finger discount. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1602 No sir there's no need to worry about crocodiles in the shop, alligators on the other hand... 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1603 He lived on East 88th for years but the building went condo. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1604 Well, I loved your manuscript, but Fred is indifferent, so you might want to slowly back out of the store. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1605 We have a strict policy on reading without buying. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
1606 The cat is on vacation and he's what the temp agency could offer. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1607 Would you like a alligator cover for your book, 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1608 The New pop-up books are getting very realistic. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1609 If you mention you’ll buy a book on Amazon, I’ll sic him on you! 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1610 He used to work at Amazon. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1611 It’s hard to judge a book by its cover when you can’t take your eyes off him. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1612 Our self help section is mostly a croc. 1.3111 0.06637 90 70 12 8
1613 The alarm system became unaffordable. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1614 We have a strict "No children" policy. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1615 Is this the wildlife section? 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1616 We felt that Trump's autobiography should come with a big dose of reality. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1617 37 million years of evolution and they still can’t read. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1618 When you're running a book store, you want a Head of Security that doesn't yammer with the customers all day, and can hold a crook by the ankle while you're waiting for the cops to arrive. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1619 He doesn't just read them, he gobbles them up. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1620 I can't leave him home alone anymore. Turns out he prefers the taste of cat. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1621 There are just too many shelves to have an elephant in the room. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1622 You're good. He is just not trained to respect women. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1623 We decided to replace the complaint department with something more intimidating. 1.3108 0.07434 74 58 9 7
1624 The cat's in there somewhere. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1625 It's the next level entertainment experience. The story is "virtual," but the "reality" still bites! 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1626 Sudden moves are OK, but no alligator-skin bookbinding jokes. 1.3103 0.05666 116 89 18 9
1627 Since outsourcing my reptilian brain I've been able to read the news again. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1628 I just couldn’t come back to work without him. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1629 Shop lifting is now 0. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1630 Free book with every alligator. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1631 I'd avoid the Reader's Digest section. 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
1632 He ate the store cat and then just kinda stuck around… 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1633 He says he's here to protest reptile stereotypes. On the plus side, no one asks to use our bathroom anymore. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1634 ''He's snapping up new readers with his book signing!'' 1.3100 0.05894 100 78 14 8
1635 He only bites when someone says Kindle 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
1636 Don't bother if you're here to purchase, we've hired him to chase out the window shoppers. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1637 He just loves bookworms. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
1638 Apparently, he prefers bookstores to the Amazons 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
1639 What, those? Those are his signed copies of 'In Cold Blood. 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
1640 Our sewers backed up 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
1641 We have a strict no-browsing policy. 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1642 Of course the ticking is annoying, but even a great book needs a good hook. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1643 I don't know what happened to the cat. 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
1644 He says no refunds. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1645 The real Mr. Dundee is doing a book signing today. 1.3095 0.04211 126 95 26 5
1646 You mentioned Gatorade and made him a bit jumpy. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1647 It’s been hanging around since last week’s reading of Peter Pan. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1648 Those are rare indeed. But, they'll cost you an arm and a leg. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
1649 You won't like how it ends. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1650 Well, sir, this IS Florida. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1651 She just transferred here from the Florida store, so the move to Vancouver has been an adjustment. But she does have a way with the young kids. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1652 Your special order came in. 1.3091 0.06023 110 86 14 10
1653 I heard Crocs are back 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1654 He’s my emotional support pet. 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
1655 I handle first editions. He takes remainders. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1656 It's hard to compete with Amazon these days. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1657 He’s the only one who answered our ad for a security guard. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1658 It came with the Amazon shipment. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1659 That’s right. Most book stores have a cat. And this one used to. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1660 Shoplifting is down to zero, but so are sales. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1661 I can’t explain it. He almost always prefers the left arm. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1662 Ahem. We do accept tips now. No pressure though. 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
1663 Thank you for your purchase, Allie will now punch your frequent shoppers card. Go ahead, do it. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1664 We don't check vaccine status, require masking, or ban crocodiles. You want the government on your back, there's a Barns and Nobles down the street. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1665 Do you have any books on alligators?" "No, but we have this alligator on books... 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1666 Are you here for the Peter Pan reenactment? 1.3085 0.05245 94 67 25 2
1667 Welcome to Lacoste Books. 1.3085 0.05765 94 72 16 6
1668 He’s here to sign his new cookbook, Tastes Like Chicken. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1669 Yes Mr. Jones, the book you ordered on Alligator Recipes is right over there and came with a free sample. 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
1670 Of course he's wild. That's his brother on your feet. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
1671 The cat kept making lousy book recommendations. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1672 We did have a cat 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1673 Don’t worry, it was just fed. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1674 It's one of those reads that get you in the end. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1675 The first editions are to my right. Some are so rare they will cost you an arm and a leg. 1.3077 0.05887 91 70 15 6
1676 Well sure, but we’ve lost so much walk-in business because of cat allergies. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1677 Sorry. He snaps at everybody. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1678 If you don’t like the book, no need to return it – – he will dispose of it for you. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1679 This is our new mystery section mascot, The Investi-gator 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
1680 She’s a Gatorcroc rescue from Florida. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1681 He's guarding first editions of Peter Pan 🐊 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1682 I'd suggest putting your mask on 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1683 He handles our customers' "Read Later" lists. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1684 I asked him if he read and he said he was voracious. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1685 I don't see it out here, let me go check the back. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1686 Just a side note, it's not an alligator, it's a crocodile. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1687 Do you want the leather binding or not? Or He's our ace in the hole for biting criticism. 1.3069 0.03654 101 81 15 5
1688 Your wife forgot her handbag. 1.3069 0.05311 101 76 20 5
1689 He knows a good book when he eats it 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1690 Don't worry, he would never harm a book. He's a carnivore" 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
1691 Don't be nervous, we're fully vaccinated 1.3069 0.06253 101 79 13 9
1692 I think of him as my gator aid against shoplifters. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
1693 The critics say his entire body of work is a croc. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1694 Our editor says your manuscript moved him to tears. He says he's been looking forward to meeting you ... maybe over lunch? 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1695 It’s a new binding service we offer. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1696 It’s called Crocodiles for Dummies.” 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1697 I’m sorry but your order is delayed. We’re swamped. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1698 New security has really cut down the five finger discounts. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
1699 Well it worked for Lacoste 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1700 Here’s a hint. He’ll see you later. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1701 He's friendlier than the cat, and fewer people are allergic to him. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1702 ‘Bookstore cats are so last century. I thought I’d try something new.’ 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1703 Leather covers these days... 1.3063 0.04578 111 83 24 4
1704 The cat is no longer with us. 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1705 Your new boots are almost ready, but it’s probably best you wait outside! That belt you’re wearing was his uncle… 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
1706 We are featuring books on Crocodylia this month and Albert wanted to be here. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1707 Shoplifting is a thing of the past 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1708 It's our first and last "Bring Your Reptile to Work" day. 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1709 Go ahead, that's the 20% off pile. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1710 To stay relevant, brick and mortar stores need to offer experiences you can't get online 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1711 He ate the cat, so I made him chief mouser. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1712 We poached him from Amazon. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
1713 They charge an arm and a leg for the New Yorker these days! 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
1714 Sorry, sir, but we require masks in our shop. 1.3053 0.05407 131 102 18 11
1715 Don't make a pun when you leave. He hates that. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1716 He's a rare edition." 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1717 This one sorta came with the shop, but if you're interested, she just had kittens a few weeks ago. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1718 This Tick-Tock the Crocodile and it includes an alarm clock and a signed first-edition of Peter Pan. 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
1719 It's not a First Edition but a great facsimile. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1720 Sorry, you were here before and grabbed a book with your right hand. Try again, I think we have the kinks worked out. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1721 Actually it’s an alligator. Fiction? It’s next to the falcon. If you hit the zebra you’ve gone too far. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1722 We couldn’t afford a security guard but figured this was the next best thing! 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1723 You're welcome to leaf through these, but be careful 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1724 Don't worry, it's stuffed, as in satiated. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1725 Go ahead and ask. Mortimer is an open book. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1726 No, no.... I wouldn't call him a mascot. He's more of a live-in literary critic. 1.3043 0.05296 92 66 24 2
1727 There’s a new state law on the books ensuring that no one wears a mask. 1.3043 0.04698 92 71 17 4
1728 He's a rescue from the shoe store across the street. 1.3043 0.05624 92 70 17 5
1729 Will that be cash, check, or chomp? 1.3043 0.07531 69 54 9 6
1730 Yes, we have that title. Do you care for the "leather-bound" or "paper-bound" edition? 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1731 Printed books have existed for centuries, and like the crocodile, shall never be extinct. 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1732 He’s here while the swamp is being renovated 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
1733 Amazon sent them to shed tears over the fate of independent bookstores. 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
1734 Yes he’s my emotional support animal and neither he nor I think your actually going to read Ulysses. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1735 It's our Amazon initiative. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1736 We wanted to add some urgency to the "just browsing today" experience. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1737 It’s the new Neil Caiman... 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1738 The cat’s gone. This is Al. Al ate the cat. You can’t pet Al. What can I help with? 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1739 Yes we do custom leather bound. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1740 The elephant in the room” was becoming too much of a cliche. 1.3034 0.05155 89 63 25 1
1741 When I work at the computer, he always goes to sleep on the keyboard. 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
1742 Its contents may surprise you. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1743 It was hard to find a pet that wasn’t constantly demanding affection. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1744 He doesn't shed hair on the books like the cat we used to have but he doesn't like to be scratched under the chin. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1745 It's our 'Amazon' special. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1746 New release. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1747 This is the new hire from Florida. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1748 He’s really nice, but if I were you I’d avoid the culinary section. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1749 My Ex couldn’t take custody this week, so here we are. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1750 Think of a sleeping dog then multiply that by a million. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1751 Well, he ate the shop cat - so now he’s the shop twofor 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
1752 He likes it if you read anything by David Attenborough to him; just don't mention Crocodile Dundee at all, or .... 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1753 That’s not quite what I had in mind when I asked if you sold Crocs. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1754 I had to get him because there were too many people taking a penny and not leaving a penny. 1.3028 0.06044 109 86 13 10
1755 It’s hard to find good help these days.. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1756 He's an omnivorous reader. 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
1757 Just don’t let him see those shoes 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1758 He just showed up here one day looking for "Peter Pan" and really liked this place. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1759 Relax, we feed him customers coming in for conspiracy books two or three times a week. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1760 Please silence your phone while you browse. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1761 What happened to the cat? 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1762 He came in in 1986 asking if they had made a novelization of "Crocodile Dundee" yet, and I'll be darned if he hasn't been waiting here for one ever since. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1763 You're in luck. My new helper specializes in things you can sink your teeth into. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1764 Our new guy Wally here is an expert in finding books you can really sink your teeth into. 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
1765 He's a voracious reader of southern cuisine. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1766 He wants to know who your shoes are made from. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1767 This new release by BBC Earth is so good that the characters come alive. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1768 Oh Steve? He's just here for the customers using up the free wifi. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1769 This is actually one of the less dangerous things about Florida. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
1770 See, no crocodile tears… 1.3021 0.05662 96 74 16 6
1771 I used to run a China Shop but the bull died. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1772 My CPA recommended that I try harder to ‘differentiate’ so I finally found something that Amazon DOES NOT sell. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1773 Him? Oh, he's a verbivore, you know, a logophage." 1.3017 0.04777 116 84 29 3
1774 Feel free to zigzag through the store. 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
1775 We only take cash. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1776 After you've been in Florida for a while you just stop noticing them. 1.3014 0.07475 73 58 8 7
1777 Bookstore cats are just so 2019. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1778 His name is Bezos. Voracious appetite. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1779 Sorry, the best sellers keep getting snapped up. 1.3012 0.06800 83 65 11 7
1780 No. Autographs only,Legal won’t allow any ‘selfies’. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1781 I'm sorry sir, but most people don't leave their alligators at the store. I'll need some proof that this is yours. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1782 No, I wouldn't say we engage in any predatory practices. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1783 He loves our customers. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1784 Or you can have the cover in Moroccan leather . 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1785 He’s the only worker willing to forgo unemployment for subsistence wages. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1786 Think Southern Gothic meets Florida Noir. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1787 She's usually very well behaved 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1788 He simply devours the mysteries. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1789 It's to promote our latest book "Alligator Taming"...sadly the author is no longer with us. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1790 Animal rescue said he was well-read enough to make his own decisions. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1791 Don’t get me started. My family goes back 8 million years in Florida. Never seen anything like this. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1792 Well your work experience looks good, available weekends which is good…. Is something making you nervous? 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1793 We’ve been having trouble hiring lately. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1794 We’ve been swamped! 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1795 Why yes, we do have a "Florida Man" section. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1796 It’s been a bit of a day. Don’t ask. 1.3010 0.04436 103 79 20 4
1797 Do you hear a ticking noise? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1798 This is Kyle— he's our new hire for storytime. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1799 Ahh great, you have The Devil Wears Prada in hardback. 1.3009 0.04850 113 82 28 3
1800 Leather covers are optional. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1801 No, there’s no kindle edition. 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
1802 It's from my bother in law, Sid. He sells Lacoste shirts next door. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1803 You won't be able to put that one down until it's finished. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1804 Yes, we carry Crocs 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1805 The book signing was cancelled. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1806 She got her B. A. in Library Science and now she’s back home living with us. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1807 He hasn't helped us compete with Amazon as much as we had hoped, but he has taken a significant bite out of our losses to theft. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1808 He ate the cat, so now he's our new store pet. 1.3000 0.06435 100 80 10 10
1809 He overdosed on Stephen King. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1810 The reading from "Any Animal Can Be a Pet" has been cancelled. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1811 George is friendly, except for people who spend hours and hours browsing through books and then don't buy anything 1.2991 0.05007 107 78 26 3
1812 I think you heard me, Mack... Put your wallet on the counter, turn around slowly, and walk out. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1813 Okay, sometimes you CAN tell a book by its cover. 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
1814 Earlier he mentioned that you’d be stopping by to see him later. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1815 Does he know how to read? He's devoured every book I've ever given him! 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1816 Relax. He only bites if you browse without buying. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1817 We don't have any books on alligators,but we do have crocodiles on books. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1818 Sorry, the only thing he wrestles are poorly conceived analogies. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1819 No more bringing back a book and saying it's a crock. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1820 It's the new 2022 David Attenborough 3D Calendar and Gift set. I can't keep 'em on the shelves. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1821 The owner just said "See you later" and left. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1822 Oh, go ahead and get your book. What do you think he's going to do, bite you? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1823 We now offer the freshest custom binding. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1824 Not to alarm you, but he has very strong opinions about contemporary fiction. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1825 Let me know if you need a hand. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1826 He finds customers a lot easier to digest than Faulkner's storylines. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1827 Don’t ask me if he bites. It’s his store not mine. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1828 Books are on sale. Metaphors are full-price. 1.2987 0.07175 77 61 9 7
1829 He's helped drive contactless payment adoption up 786%... 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
1830 He has trouble turning pages. 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
1831 Don't worry! He doesn't make snap judgements. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
1832 He ate my pitbull to become my alpha pet. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1833 Of course, you could step down to the standard leather binding... 1.2981 0.06092 104 82 13 9
1834 A Yelp review called our Staff Picks toothless so... 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1835 If you’re not ready to buy today, we also offer predatory lending. 1.2979 0.06735 94 76 8 10
1836 We used to have a store cat, but it disappeared. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1837 Don't worry, he really only eats bookworms. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1838 Yeah, best seller is such a crock. 1.2976 0.06938 84 67 9 8
1839 After the latest round of union negotiations, he just became more affordable than a security guard 1.2976 0.05159 84 62 20 2
1840 He ate the cat, so I let him stay. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1841 Not to worry. He’s only for the unvaccinated. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1842 With the hurricanes we're getting this year, it looks like Florida is coming to us 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1843 We have a pretty strict return policy. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1844 Where is everyone? I thought Books & Bites started an hour ago. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1845 Where else? From Amazon. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1846 Don't make a snap judgment! 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1847 I was having a problem with security! 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1848 Swipe, insert, or tap 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
1849 Never judge a book by its cover. 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1850 That's a croc(k)! 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1851 We pride our business model and security system on being old-fashioned. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1852 Hey, Allan. They finally approved pets in our building. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1853 Makes you stop and think, doesn't it? 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1854 Of course it’s ticking. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1855 George, here, can help you find a book. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1856 He doesn’t say much but does have biting commentary 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1857 She’s only with us for story hour. Poor thing—her arms are too short to read on her own. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1858 We have a leather bound first edition you that may interest you! 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1859 He got too big to flush down the toilet! 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1860 That IS the new cat. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1861 Shoplifting has stopped completely 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1862 In case somebody asks for a Kindle 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
1863 Well, yes, we had a cat. Past tense. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1864 I miss the cat. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1865 Who doesn't like to devour a new book," thought Tomas 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1866 Not to worry! He's still digesting his latest book club...selection. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1867 Besides cutting down on thefts, he's also a great thesaurus. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1868 Like a good book, I just can't put him down. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1869 It's our buy one, get nothing free sale. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1870 A little scary, but this is the only employee who doesn’t complain how cold the AC is. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1871 If you return this, it will cost you an arm and a leg 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1872 Thanks Henry,but I was looking for books on gators. Not gators on books. 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1873 All the books in this section cost an arm and a leg. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1874 Got his second Covid shot yesterday. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1875 Every bookstore needs a resident pet! 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1876 Don't be alarmed, My wife is inside. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1877 ‘See you later’ is cool, but ‘after a while’ is not. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1878 His new book is 'See You Later: How to Move from New York to Florida'. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1879 I told Bezos come down here and we would settle this once and for all. He's supposed to bring an anaconda. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1880 His natural habitat is Deconstructed Rainforest 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1881 We hired him because of his biting sense of humor. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1882 If you can snatch the book from his mouth, it’s free. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1883 Who, this guy...Oh yeah he's an avid reader, loves to get his teeth into a book! 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1884 There hasn't been a single book stolen since we hired good reliable Larry, here." 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1885 Can I recommend something to really sink your teeth into? 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
1886 Indeed, “Alligator Wrestling for Dummies” comes with a live Alligator. Do you need help getting him into your car or are you all set? 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
1887 It's Izod--I Z O D. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1888 I know he's good security, but he lacks the warmth of a dog." Thomas Frizzell (Crockett, Texas) 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1889 You'll know if he doesn't like your selection. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1890 Do you want a bag? 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1891 He’s our new ‘Izod Anti-Shoplifting’ system. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1892 My guard dog just wouldn't stop barking. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1893 The cat quit and there's a labor shortage. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1894 You have to be thick-skinned to work in retail these days. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1895 The cat died so this is Chaucer II 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1896 Yes, but he prefers "Alligator mississippiensis." 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1897 I didn't know you worked here, Rebecca. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1898 We welcome suggestions, but not so much complaints 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1899 FYI, the Children’s Section is closed until further notice. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1900 If you don’t snap it up, he will 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1901 I ran an ad in the paper saying we were swamped and would hire on the spot. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1902 We decided to lean into the ‘arm and a leg’ pricing model. 1.2941 0.06658 85 67 11 7
1903 We have a 90 day return policy. After that, you can wrestle the crocodile for store credit. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1904 Online price complaints go to him. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1905 Everyone uses cell phones or tablets these days, so we're shredding our inventory. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1906 Pat the Bunny was banned by the Me Too movement...this is the Touch a Gator, Lose a Hand series 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1907 When you leave it’s “see you later”, not “in a while”. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1908 She came in a shipment of books received from Florida. 1.2935 0.05581 92 71 16 5
1909 Say what you will but He knows more about Shakespeare than anyone else In this uncultured city. 1.2935 0.05135 92 69 20 3
1910 He loved your book. 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
1911 He’s from Amazon…… 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1912 His bite's way worse than his bark. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1913 If you’re looking for something smaller the babies are in the children’s book area 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1914 Are you new to Florida? 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1915 His name is Lyle, Lyle. 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1916 But the trim is genuine alligator! 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1917 I think I know the ending of this story. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
1918 Forcing alligators to wear muzzles lacks a well-grounded scientific justification. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
1919 We are testing a more organic security system. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1920 He only bites if you dog-ear the pages. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1921 So is it see ya later or afterwhile to you and your friend? 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
1922 Straight From The Swamp: 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1923 At least she doesn't shed. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1924 ...and he is fully vaccinated! 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1925 This godamn turtle won’t get off my pizza boxes. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1926 Couldn’t just leave her in Florida 1.2927 0.05345 82 59 22 1
1927 We're Amazon themed. 1.2925 0.05440 106 83 16 7
1928 It's ironic that he's from the Amazon. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
1929 We also have a special on this 12-hole punch. 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
1930 It's an exciting new work by a climate change denier. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1931 Nope, sorry, no books on alligator obedience. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1932 A book on handbag design, you say? 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1933 Don't worry, aligators don't get Covid 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
1934 This one can really sink its teeth into you. 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
1935 Him? He's in charge of returns. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1936 He is a tough critic, but hey he must of liked some of the manuscript because you still have your left arm. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1937 It’s a very rare alligator bound edition. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1938 He ate the store cat, but we kept him because his personality is better. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1939 Does your crocodile eat lawyers? 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1940 It's his picture on all those polo shirts. 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
1941 He’s protesting leather-bound books. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1942 Says here it's an alligator. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1943 He only bites the unvaccinated. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1944 He makes solid recommendations — just decline if he wants to go with you to the shelf. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1945 Sorry for the inconvenience , the previous manager insisted on draining the swamp. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1946 Don't worry, he is much less judgmental than the cats were. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1947 Now remember Gator, customers are friends, not food. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1948 I’m so happy Ron DeSantis fought for all my rights 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1949 Those books are free. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1950 It's a new genre. Read at your own risk. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1951 He likes your shoes. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1952 It’s OK he’s just eaten. The last customer called him an alligator. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1953 Feel free to browse as long as he'd like. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
1954 It's an inflatable, but still cuts down on shoplifters. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1955 Wanted an associate with online marketing experience. Turns out he’s from THE Amazon. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
1956 What can I say, he kind of grew on me during quarantine 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1957 It takes thick skin to stay in the book business these days 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1958 Go ahead and try to steal one 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1959 We are enforcing social distancing 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1960 You'll be OK -- this is the fiction section. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1961 Corporate is taking the “Amazon” part of the bookstore too far. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1962 The book you ordered, " My life with an alligator" is out of print. This is the best that we could do for you. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1963 I said a book on alligators, not an alligator on books! 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1964 On the plus side, we have much less shoplifting. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1965 Stay calm and don't mention the you know what in the room. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1966 He apparently tells the story of the Ichthyosaurs extinction, in Oral Tradition. But no one has been able to translate the language. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1967 His favorite treat is bad prose. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1968 Most people start browsing here in ‘Nature’ and then move on to ‘First Aid.’ 1.2903 0.08094 62 50 6 6
1969 I should have know that being inside with strangers was dangerous these days. 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
1970 I meant to order erotic but I made a typo.” 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1971 He seems harmless enough. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1972 As you know, these first editions can cost an arm and a leg. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1973 No. The proper saying is: See you later alligator, after a while crocodile. Alligators are picky that way. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1974 He's a glutton for bibliophiles. 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
1975 Wait, did you order a book on crocs and not a croc on books? 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1976 No more rats in the alley. Nor skateboarders. 1.2899 0.07473 69 55 8 6
1977 Yep - said he won't go back to the golf course pond until vaccination rates go up in Florida. 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1978 Let me know if I can help you find anything. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1979 Shoplifting no longer a problem and he actually seems to smile at people. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1980 It's an alligator. With an 'A.' That's why he's up front. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1981 Our returns policy has teeth. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1982 Sorry, we don't have any books on alligators, however we do have an alligator on books. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1983 These are from the Kroch's and Brentano's inventory. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1984 Florida bookstores are different from other bookstores. 1.2895 0.07210 76 61 8 7
1985 I see you have the latest Readers Digest. 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
1986 I suggest petting it nicely before asking for any spoilers. 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
1987 We are trying to diversify our offerings 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1988 No, my alligator does not bite. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1989 He's already eaten. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1990 I’m sorry you misunderstood what we meant by “alligator bound.” 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1991 Sadly for the author, it turned out to be a Meet and Eat. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1992 You’d think the arms would be longer. Wait, I mean legs. 1.2892 0.07177 83 68 6 9
1993 We are going for the Amazon experience. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1994 My associate here actually handles all sales of Abbie Hoffman’s, Steal this Book. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1995 Amazon may sell books on alligators, but this is the only place you can get alligators on books. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1996 He works for minimum wade. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1997 The blurb promises "a jaw-dropping twist" and let me tell you, it delivers. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1998 He eats e-readers. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1999 His latest book is a crock. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2000 It's a security system, a shredder, and a no-return policy all in one. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
2001 Hasn’t bought anything. I think he’s just here for the air conditioning. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2002 What's that ticking I hear? 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2003 . “We’ve had to pivot, to be more like the Amazon.” 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2004 He" doesn't have to wear a mask but YOU do 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2005 The books are free, but they cost an arm and a leg 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2006 According to critics, once you open it, you can't put it down. 1.2887 0.06381 97 78 10 9
2007 Don’t mind the shop croc, it’s for emotional support. 1.2887 0.04851 97 70 26 1
2008 We finally got on Amazon. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
2009 This is my next belt. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
2010 As a city hero, Lyle will be here all day. Mrs. Primm will do the book signing for him. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2011 I know. I can't believe they're back in style either. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2012 He’s our book critic. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
2013 It’s not an alligator, it’s a crocodile 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2014 I feel fortunate to have found a place where they allow you to bring emotional support reptiles to work. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2015 Oh, he says there was too much coronavirus in Florida. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2016 Shoplifters 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2017 Sorry, this is a book store not a shoe store. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
2018 Yes, we do have some rare books. How badly do you want to see them? 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2019 He's waiting for his book to come in...I keep telling him we do deliveries but I guess he's worried they won't find him in the swamp. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2020 You can pet him; his name is Quick. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
2021 We’re working out a few bugs in the Amazon resellers program. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2022 Relax, Swampy, the man's armless. 1.2875 0.07159 80 65 7 8
2023 We just instituted an anti-shoplifting policy. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2024 As you might expect, he’s a voracious reader. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2025 He’s doing a book signing here for his latest “croc-pot” recipe series. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2026 Your Alligator covered book is in . 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2027 It just arrived when we signed up for the Green and Ethical program 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2028 It’s OK, he’s been vaccinated. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2029 He’s hypoallergenic. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
2030 He claims to be waiting for Dr. Who. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2031 We've really cut down on people reading magazines without buying them. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2032 I can't say he's really a bestseller. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2033 I’ m sorry, but the author’s book signing has been canceled due to circumstances beyond our control. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2034 "When you said you wanted the book bound in alligator...you didn't specify if you wanted the alligator alive or not..." 1.2872 0.04692 94 72 19 3
2035 He gets a little snappy with customers… But, there is a worker shortage and he does show up on time everyday. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2036 We dump all the genre novels on our literary swamp table. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2037 Oh,yes,there definitely has been a decline in customer demand for leather-bound books. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2038 Cats took care of the mouse problem, croc took care of the cat problem 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
2039 How do you want your alligator skin covered book you ordered, wrapped or unwrapped? 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
2040 Neighborhood’s too tough for a kitty 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2041 He’s only here for our “half off” sale. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2042 As a special this week, every book comes with a do-it-yourself leather binding 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
2043 He's here to autograph copies of his book - "Love, Eat Prey". 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2044 Reviewers labelled it a croc. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2045 So you’re sure you want your change, sir? 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2046 For the binding of your choice, Sir." 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2047 Cash, credit, or hand. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2048 It’s leather bound. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2049 Wow, that's an extremely aggressive tip jar. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2050 The book comes with a free alligator tote 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
2051 Howard is our advisor on crocodilian literature of the late Jurassic period. 1.2857 0.05240 84 61 22 1
2052 Just don’t call him, “Crock.” 1.2857 0.04734 112 85 23 4
2053 We strongly recommend the one about saving the Everglades. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2054 He says he can't leave his granddad, who, apparently, became the bindings of the pack of books he's lying on. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2055 It keeps the cat on her toes. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2056 That's our new Swamp-lit section. Bayou one get one free. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
2057 Nothing wrong here, just a normal day in Florida. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2058 Because I'm allergic to cats. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2059 Gene has a special appetite for greeting customers who like Amazon. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2060 Don’t worry. He’s my emotional support animal. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
2061 Mr. Do you really want to pay the bill for all the books your pet crocodile purchased? 1.2857 0.06154 98 78 12 8
2062 Replaced a guard dog, literally speaking… 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
2063 This one is especially gripping. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2064 Have you met my new head of security? 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2065 The last book you sold me was a real crock 1.2857 0.03961 126 97 25 4
2066 Looks like we only have that in hardback. 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
2067 the alligator-bound edition will be of a similar material as the sample. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2068 I’m looking for something truly all-consuming. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2069 Yes- we just installed a new anti-theft system 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2070 I told you sir, you can find Dickens down the crocod-aisle. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
2071 He's a surprisingly voracious reader 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2072 he can be here - he's a therapy alligator 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2073 This isn’t what we meant by scale back 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
2074 Everything in this store is vegan, including Kevin over here. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2075 Calculator? Oh I thought you said Alligator. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2076 My emotional support dog is at the vet so they loaned me a gator aid. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2077 This is our Investi-gator section. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2078 No,he just comes in for the pulp fiction 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
2079 Daisy’s friendly, but watch out for Gatsby. He’s hiding around here somewhere, just waiting to get underfoot. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2080 Seen my wife? 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2081 it's bound in genuine alligator skin 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2082 He just moved here from Florida to get away from the New Yorkers. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2083 He’s crashing here until an affordable sewer pipe comes available. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
2084 He's a little too opinionated, if you ask me. Mention Harold Robbins and see what happens...I dare you. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2085 The lease said no cats. 1.2840 0.06857 81 65 9 7
2086 Is this the Izod section 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2087 Do you have this in a size 9D? 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
2088 You might not want to mention Amazon 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2089 Sales are up but we are down a cashier. 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
2090 Big mistake, I ordered Gatorade online 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2091 Don’t worry. He only eats folks that use Kindle. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2092 Climate change. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2093 It's a short read. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2094 Unless you want to lose your left arm too, I'd select a different genre! 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2095 He runs the returns department. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2096 People kept trying to pet my guard dog. I needed to upgrade. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2097 You’ll find Zebra on the back wall. 1.2836 0.08183 67 56 3 8
2098 Just wondered in one day looking for a copy "The Everglades Chef" and never left." 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2099 That’s a funky looking dog 1.2836 0.07610 67 54 7 6
2100 I wouldn’t recommend keeping your change, but be my guest. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2101 He’s just checking if you are wearing alligator shoes 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2102 Your paperweight just burped. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2103 All the other emotional support reptiles were taken. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
2104 It’s 5 o’croc, isn’t it? 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
2105 I personally prefer a cat, however this one does a better job at biting shoplifters. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2106 Everything in this stack is under $5. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2107 Next time you say that book was a croc, remember this moment. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2108 ‘He was here this morning when I came in. I took it as an omen.’ 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2109 He eats all the 'cancelled' works. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2110 News that bites 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2111 The Amazon in the bookstore. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2112 Paper or plastic? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2113 It’s become more popular than the bear 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2114 No, I'm pretty sure it's an alligator. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2115 He's part of this week's Izod promotion. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2116 A tail as old as time 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2117 We figured a much more tangible fear of death might inspire mask wearing. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2118 He's more alert than he looks, and shoplifting is way down. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2119 He’s here to sign copies of his new self help book, “Turning See You Later Into See You Soon”. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2120 We've got everything from alligator to zebra. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2121 Ali and these University of Florida library books were rescued before the warm waters of the Gulf and Atlantic met at Gainesville. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2122 Yeah, we miss the sparrow hawk. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2123 Racist and offensive literature is located under the belly of the alligator. 1.2821 0.07043 78 63 8 7
2124 Our sales assistant has just arrived back from a wildlife safari 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
2125 I see that describe yourself as thick-skinned 1.2821 0.04178 117 89 25 3
2126 Why the long face? 1.2821 0.07043 78 63 8 7
2127 Well, he swallowed the kestrel so I'm searching for a seven-letter word for crocodile to fit the window. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2128 It comes free with a copy of Steve Irwin's biography. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2129 Welcome to Meet The Alligator 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2130 Let me know if you need any help. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2131 He suggests you check Amazon. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2132 You touch it, you buy it. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2133 That’s Crocky. He will validate your parking ticket. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2134 This one’s a nail biter. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2135 Yes, his name is Lyle but he’s an alligator. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
2136 Very few books walk away by themselves these days. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
2137 He's real. I'm not. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2138 As long as you don’t take out your phone to check Amazon, you have nothing to worry about 1.2816 0.05921 103 82 13 8
2139 It's the fully immersive version of Jungle Book. Try downloading that on your Kindle. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2140 He's our new returns department. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
2141 Thefts have gone way down lately. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2142 They misread your order and sent crocodiles on books. But they had only one in stock. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2143 This mall used to be in the Everglades. The gators walk through all the time. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2144 Yes, we used to have a cat but I believe she found other work. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2145 Workforce diversity 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
2146 If you ain’t a gator, you gator bait, baby. 1.2812 0.06231 96 77 11 8
2147 Didn’t you order the alligator book cover? 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2148 It's our new security system. Just behave and everything will be cool. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2149 Take a closer look if you want, I don’t bite! 1.2806 0.05108 139 111 17 11
2150 Yeah, we cater to voracious readers. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2151 Please don’t say it, or I will be forced to say “In a while crocodile.” 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2152 Too many people were allergic to cats. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2153 we've had too much shop-lifting. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2154 He was the only one who applied for the security job and he is doing great 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2155 He only crunches the numbers 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
2156 We don’t pay particularly well. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2157 So um…alligator or crocodile? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2158 I've found it to be the most effective way to enforce social distancing. 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
2159 Charlie responds to any negative Yelp reviews. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2160 I'm more of a nonfiction guy. Clive here can recommend a story into which you really can sink you teeth. 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
2161 I got him because people were ignoring the elephant in the room 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2162 We have a strict ‘you touch it, you buy it’ policy. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2163 The cover is not particularly appealing but it’s got a biting wit. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2164 Too many customers were allergic to cats. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2165 We decided to keep him after he ate the cat. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2166 He just came in to browse 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
2167 He's from the Readers' Digest 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2168 He only bites if you don't buy anything. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2169 New anti-theft device. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2170 So it's true, you really do charge an arm and a leg. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2171 He provides us with round the 'croc' protection. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2172 Our last customer left him behind when he would still fit in your hand. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2173 We've been told that our store has no personality so we decided to make the customer entry experience "gripping." 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2174 The invoice said you wanted it alligator bound. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2175 The cat wasn't as good at stopping shoplifters. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2176 Today is "bring your pet to work day"... 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2177 What’s your cats name? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2178 Amazon has been swallowing up our customer base, so I thought why not fight fire with fire? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2179 It is the interactive edition of the Rene Lacoste biography. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
2180 We feel it's morally and environmentally responsible if the client personally chooses the actual alligator for the binding. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2181 Stapled or hole punched? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2182 Don't worry, she's a feminist she wouldn't hurt 'ya. Just don't take yourself so seriously maybe. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2183 Yes, he also takes debit. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2184 Books are for sale; gator rents by day. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2185 Unexpected item in bagging area 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2186 He's my right hand man. 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
2187 Shoplifting is way down ! 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2188 Please don't pet him. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2189 The LaCoste shirt is fine, I'm just worried about the alligator shoes. Maybe back out the door slowly? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2190 It'll be a minute, we're a little swamped. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2191 We had a cat, but it disappeared 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
2192 Insert Far Side caption here. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
2193 He's recommending that stack of books to chew on. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2194 Oh, her? Simba’s out on paternity leave. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
2195 We do alli-gory differently here. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
2196 It's the latest thing. It's a book that can sink its teeth into you. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2197 We have a large selection of Noam Chompsky. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
2198 How are you adjusting after sticking your fingers in Fred's nostrils last year ? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2199 I was hoping for something snappy to read 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2200 I advertised for a voracious *reader,* but his eyesight isn't great... 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2201 He’s my emotional support gator. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2202 he alleviates loneliness, has a jaw that can crush with 3,700 pounds per square inch of force, and loves cuddles 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2203 Gift with purchase 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2204 Restrooms are for customers only 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2205 No, not endangered, just remaindered. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2206 We're having a special on leather bindings for self-publishing authors this week. Get two copies bound, and we'll throw in a belt and a wallet. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2207 He's written two bestsellers about how to stop living in denial." 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2208 The only bad thing about him is he doesn't tolerate customers with alligator shoes. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2209 You're probably aware that Amazon is trying to move into our space. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2210 Autographs are not encouraged... 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2211 Alligator. We don’t carry Crocs. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2212 When I say No dogs allowed, I mean it. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2213 He works for scraps and no one has tried to steal yet. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2214 I order it when I had my mask on. Now, I have an alarm croc. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2215 I wanted a literary agent with teeth 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2216 Do you want that in paperback or alligator skin? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2217 I have Gator here to help customers to think twice about bringing their dogs with them when they shop. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2218 His bite is bigger than his bark. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2219 We're closed. 1.2778 0.05842 72 56 13 3
2220 Why yes, we do carry the complete works of Kafka. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2221 Drain the Swamp” now available in hard copy 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2222 Would you like your parking stub validated? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2223 Excuse me, is this Crock’s and Brentano’s ? 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2224 It's vegan leather. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
2225 Cats aren't my thing. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
2226 Well, that may be true, but at least he’ll work retail. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
2227 He's from Maurice Sendak's book "Alligators All Around", he would make a good pet if you want him. 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
2228 Turns out another difference is that alligators are illiterate whereas crocodiles love french realism. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2229 Don't worry. She's still digesting the latest reader. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2230 Her name is fluffy ,you can pet her if you like. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2231 We had a wildebeest in the mammal section, but I haven’t seen her in a while. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2232 Be careful reaching for a book,or you'll arm our new anti-theft device. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2233 He's my emotional support alligator 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2234 The publisher is here for the day. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2235 We are not extinct, yet. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2236 We’re trying Snapchat to appeal to the younger generation 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2237 I think you'll find his recommendations in contemporary poetry refreshingly sublime. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2238 We call him "Shoes". 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2239 He came for the grunge lit and stayed for the ecofiction. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2240 I started bringing him to work during the pandemic and he refuses to let me leave home without him. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2241 Yes. All our items are leather bound. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2242 He's the only one who showed up for the job interview. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2243 He prefers alligator. Don’t use the C word. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2244 He gets a bit lonely in the leather-bound hardback section 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2245 He's partial to J. M. Barrie, if you know what's good for you! 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2246 Don’t worry. I fed him the last customer. 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
2247 I see that you have been here before! 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2248 The suspense section is to my right. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2249 The idea was Bibliophile Crocodile, but too late we realized he’s just an alligator 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2250 Don’t worry, he’s only here on Mondays 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2251 You'd better get the good book deals before someone else snaps it up 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2252 I hope you're a southpaw. Don't let Al get that one, too. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2253 Theft is way down. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2254 Crocs are in again. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2255 Shoplifting has really fallen off this last month for some reason. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2256 These predatory online retailers are eating up independent bookstores like ours. 1.2759 0.08080 58 47 6 5
2257 Mister, you asked for the best-seller of the year from Amazon, do you want it or not? 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2258 Unfortunately, we scheduled the author signing at feeding time. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2259 « Inflation is even hitting the swamps so Al here needed a free place to crash for a bit. » 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
2260 Snappy cover 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2261 I have one leather back left 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2262 Ultimately, it's been more effective than the sign about masking 1.2759 0.06476 87 70 10 7
2263 It's the launch day of the Steve Irwin Australia Zoo story, for $10 he'll sign them 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
2264 He’s actually a great mouser. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2265 My assistant handles the beach reads. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
2266 Staff picks? Who has staff these days? 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2267 We find he's better for security than a shop cat. 1.2754 0.07411 69 56 7 6
2268 We're diversifying. Might come back to bite us. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2269 If you don’t care for a book, can I interest you in a belt or pair of shoes”” 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
2270 Feel free to browse... 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2271 We’ve had a problem with people stealing books. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2272 They used to have a bookstore cat, but it did nothing to stop shoplifters. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
2273 His name is Social Distance. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2274 He's fond of Chaucer, but, honestly, he'll consume anything leather bound. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2275 No, this is an alligator. ‘C’ authors are by the crocodile. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2276 How would you like to pay? Cash, card, or limb? 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
2277 Look, I’ll level with you. This place stopped being a bookstore quite some time ago. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2278 Don’t judge a book by its cover— he’s harmless. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
2279 Yes, you can browse, but you need to be quick. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2280 He makes sure you don't take books into the restroom 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2281 I thought you said you'll never be able to buy books in here again, Lefty? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2282 There’s nothing like devouring a good novel. Just ask this guy. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2283 This is Dewey the Decimator 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2284 Obviously, this IS the Lacoste section Sir 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2285 He ate the python. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
2286 She identifies as a bookworm 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
2287 Welcome to our leather book binding workshop. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
2288 We’ve had a lot of shoplifters. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
2289 I know, but he's toilet trained and doesn't bark. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2290 Any questions about nature, ask Lumpy. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2291 Cats and unattended children, why do you ask? 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
2292 He's perfected the whole snappy answers to stupid questions thing. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2293 You said you wanted something that would grab you. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2294 Trust me: it’s an iZod. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2295 And with the croc, that comes to $782.95. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2296 Sorry, we don't have it. He snapped up all our best sellers. 1.2740 0.05256 73 53 20 0
2297 He's consulting on avoiding extinction. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2298 Do not say "See you later ....." He hates that joke. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2299 Just so you know, the store closes in ten minutes. Then we release the crocodile. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2300 I ordered a pair of Crocs for work." 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2301 He's our version of a bull in a china shop. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2302 When I leave, do I say to her "see you later" or "in a while"? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2303 Please keep six feet distance between staff and customers at all times. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2304 They were out of seeing eye dogs so they gave me this cat. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2305 'The New Yorker caption contest is a philistine insult to the art of cartooning and a depressing repository of sub-Dilbert dad jokery that a publication that supposedly champions cartoon art should be fucking ashamed of' 1.2738 0.06849 84 69 7 8
2306 Your customer. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2307 I ordered her from the Amazon. 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
2308 He enforces our 'no reading in the store' policy 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2309 He cries when someone tries to haggle over a price. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2310 So sorry about your order. "Taming the Everglades" is out of print. But good news! We have the next best thing! 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2311 We used to have more readers than buyers. Since Greta, not so much. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2312 The author is not available at this time for book signing, but this is his closest collaborator and the actual subject of the unfinished memoir. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2313 We've a lot more rare books since he arrived!" 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
2314 See you later, Walter Pater." "After a while, Ernie Pyle. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2315 She's a literary critic. 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
2316 She like warm spots in the sun and belly rubs, so she’s the store cat until she decides otherwise. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2317 Come on in. We don't bite. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2318 It's a rare, autographed first edition, bound in obviously unusual leather. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2319 He purrs best when sleeping on naturally bound covers. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2320 Fewer than are allergic to cats. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2321 Interesting choice of security for a book store. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2322 He tears up at the news these days. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2323 It's "see you later." You don't want to know what happens if you say "in a while." 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2324 I’m allergic to dogs and cats. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2325 Better put a mask on, or it’s “See ya later…” 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
2326 Yes, we’re a bookstore; people come here to see things that haven’t evolved in five million years. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2327 The alligator handles all returns. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2328 I need some gator aid 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2329 Here at Kestrel Books we have everything for the discerning man. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2330 Figured I’d try to be more like Amazon 1.2727 0.05273 77 59 16 2
2331 Nice shoes. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2332 By your store name I thought I would find books on falcons, not alligators on books. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2333 Is it me or is there an elephant in the room? 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2334 Customer: how’s your new shoplifting security working out? 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
2335 Section 6: Writers who leave the book signing early are subject to penalty, at the discretion of the store owner. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2336 Once you open it you can't put it down. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2337 Don’t worry, he’s my therapy pet. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2338 Actually,we *were* a mom, pop, and alligator store. 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
2339 He likes to sink his teeth into a good read. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2340 You won't find it cheaper on Amazon. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2341 Don’t mind him he’s just looking for something to get his teeth into. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2342 I was never a cat or dog person 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2343 „They drained the swamp and he had no place to stay” 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2344 That's the restricted section. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2345 Customers tend to find the book in this section to be inaccessible. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2346 We found him where we get our literature,in the sewer. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2347 Choose wisely he's a New York literary critic." Jake Ashburn, Columbus, Ohi 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
2348 He's actually very friendly...But I'm guessing we won't be seeing you later." 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
2349 She's recovering from bookworms. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2350 Some killer non-fiction just came in. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2351 After reading it he fancies himself a Moby Dick, just waiting for his Ahab to reachout. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2352 Aw, snap, nice tie. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2353 Can't you see we're swamped right now? 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2354 Please just ignore Otis. He is only my therapy companion. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
2355 Another inveterate reader. Sherie Neufeld Overland Park, KS 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2356 Returns? Right here. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2357 Wait 'til you see what we have in our politics section. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2358 He absolutely loved Peter Pan. 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
2359 I ordered the latest Gaiman, that’s a G. 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
2360 This book will hunt you forever. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
2361 He’s complementary with a $100 purchase. 1.2708 0.04907 96 74 19 3
2362 Unfortunately, our store policy is exchange only. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
2363 I suggest you leave sir. It's almost lunch hour. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2364 His name is Herekittykittyaghhhhhhh! 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2365 The cat died. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2366 You have to be the tenth person today who asked about him 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2367 She just snapped up the last copy. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2368 We call this the Allegory section. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2369 I started reading to him as a hatchling, and now it’s come to this. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2370 Yes it’s a handpuppet, yes it makes sounds and yes it comes with the book. .. Because they had to do something to compete with the iPads, Larry. Five year olds aren’t impressed easily these days 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2371 He's in charge of Security!!! 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2372 We specialize in things you can't find on Amazon. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2373 We're been swamped with requests for that title. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2374 You know you’re In Florida… 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2375 He got used to me working from home 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2376 Hello, if you have any feedback, our customer service representative can assist you. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2377 It's her first novel, " Death on the Nile". 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
2378 He’s really taken a bite out of my shrinkage. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2379 I’m minding my daughter’s pet. Don’t worry, it’s already eaten today. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2380 You've heard of bodega cats? This is a bookstore crocodile. It's a thing. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2381 He's the book critic, not security. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2382 This guy says he wants to speak with the manager. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2383 He's our security guard. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2384 I haven't got to your manuscript. I'm simply swamped. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2385 He's cheaper than a security guard. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2386 Petty theft was doing a number on my bottom line. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
2387 And of course, we have the latest from Ann Coulter. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2388 It was either him or my mother-in-law. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2389 No, he’s not done compiling his summer reading list yet, check back next week. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2390 We’ve transitioned to a more immersive experience. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2391 I’d like something that I can really get my head into. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2392 Last time I checked, we don't stock Moleskines. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2393 Cash, credit or water buffalo? 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2394 Kestrel is her name, not species 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
2395 What shoplifting? 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
2396 It says here that he is harmless and pedigreed..... 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2397 No, actually it’s an alligator. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2398 We feed him a lot of wildlife books, but it's just not the same. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2399 We strictly enforce our No Pets Allowed policy. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2400 I think you'll like this new biting satire 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2401 He’s got a lot to learn about how to run a cash register, but not as much as I have to learn about how to devastate a wildebeest. 1.2692 0.04779 104 78 24 2
2402 He's my toughest critic. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2403 ... don't worry, she's vegetarian and likes Chaucer... 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
2404 Turns out the author for today's book signing sent a ghost writer. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2405 You know, it's all about adding value to the brick-and-mortar experience. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
2406 He's here to promote the "Draining the Swamp" series. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2407 He doesn't like people who aren't careful with the books they haven't paid for. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
2408 He replaced the elephant. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2409 Remember sir, don’t judge a book by its cover. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2410 Ever since Peter Pan, he’s curated his favorite books portraying reptiles. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
2411 He’s stays by my side so much rarely ever do I say see you later. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2412 Darwin's book on Natural Selection? Well, we've got this leather-bound copy. 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
2413 No, this one is Brentano. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2414 Sorry, the book signing event is canceled 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2415 He thinks Florida is not what it used to be any longer .. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2416 Why Yes, he is the critically acclaimed author who turned back the clock and rewrote the ending to Peter Pan 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2417 We figured sorting books by animal was an improvement over the Dewey Decimal System. 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
2418 Bodega cats are so 2019 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2419 We haven’t had a shoplifter in three years. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2420 Do you want a tear jerker, or a crocodile tear jerker? 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2421 We used to have a cat, but she quit and took a part-time job at a bookstore uptown. So we hired Al here. He doesn't do that much, but he only eats once every week or so, mostly at book signings. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2422 Are you here for the eat the author event? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2423 Yeah, he’s a voracious reader. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2424 If you buy one with a leather binding, you're on your own. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2425 He has a voracious appetite for the well read. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2426 If you get the book before he gets your hand, the second book is free. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2427 He's a voracious reader and a huge Carl Hiaasen fan! 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2428 What happened to your shop cat? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2429 He won't bite you as long as you are both on the same page. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2430 This gator prefers bodies of knowledge over bodies of water. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2431 What! He ate the bird which was our mascot so we decided to keep him . Less trouble with people who want to linger. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2432 It comes with a book of instructions for making your own shoes and matching manbag. 1.2683 0.05362 82 64 15 3
2433 He’s here for the climate change rally. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2434 He’s my literary support lizard. 1.2680 0.06133 97 79 10 8
2435 It’s a long tale. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2436 This is the visiting Mother In Law repeller.... 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2437 The security system company said there was a chip shortage. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2438 Are you here to finish reading Amazing Reptiles for free ? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2439 Here for her book signing? 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
2440 Our in-store experience could never be replaced by Amazon. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
2441 Says here "near mint, minor flaws, devours the classics". 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2442 Have you found your lost pomeranian? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2443 He’s a crocodile AND a bibliophile! 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2444 Are you looking for a book to read or a book to eat? 1.2676 0.07221 71 58 7 6
2445 He's a rescue. I got him from the sewer department. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2446 In Cold Blood? Let me check if we have it... 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2447 You can speak with him if you have a problem wearing a mask. 1.2676 0.07221 71 58 7 6
2448 We got him to help readers digest. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
2449 I can never tell the difference. Shall I see you later or in awhile? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2450 His name is Jeff 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2451 I’m sorry, the meet and greet with Lyle has been rescheduled. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2452 Punch your frequent-buyer card? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2453 We used to have a cat in the shop but we haven’t seen him lately. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2454 Ah, yes, and we have a particularly vivid travel guide to the Florida Everglades. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2455 Proof of vaccination, please 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
2456 This is a bookstore, pal - not a library 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2457 From Amazon. We don't know if it was intentional or a mistake. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2458 Does he bite? Not as often as you’d… Not really. 1.2667 0.07835 60 49 6 5
2459 Uh-huh, and he's hypo-allergenic to boot. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2460 I ordered a copy of 'A History of Aquatic Reptiles', but apparently there was a misunderstanding." 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2461 We’ve had a bit of theft lately. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2462 He's here to help snap purchasers understand our 'No Refunds' policy. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2463 He's a very effective swear jar. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2464 Didn't he used to live on 88th Street? 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
2465 You can count on him for biting criticism. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2466 We met on RESILIENT, the endangered species dating app. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2467 Of course he's mine. Why? 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2468 It's a thesaurus. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
2469 He only gets upset when people say they didn't like my book. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2470 It’s our own little bit of Amazon. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2471 He's less aloof than the shop cat we had. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2472 I have to figure out some way to compete with those online booksellers. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2473 Of course he's upset. You said "See you later." He's a crocodile. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2474 He thrives on bookworms. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2475 All I know is that people have stopped calling me 'book worm.'" 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2476 I don't think C.O.D. means 'Crocodile On Delivery.' 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2477 Don’t worry…he’s fully Vaccinated. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2478 We keep hearing that our sales are going to the Amazon, so we brought the Amazon to our stores! 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2479 It's our new carbon neutral organic waste disposal unit. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2480 Don’t worry about him. He only eats Kindles. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
2481 His name is Cuomo. Don’t worry about him — you’re not his type. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2482 Let me tell you about our returns policy. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2483 Will you be wanting a hand with your books? 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
2484 He couldn't take Florida anymore. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2485 Him? Oh, don’t worry. He’s vaccinated. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2486 He enforces our “No Dogs Allowed” policy. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2487 Don't judge a book by its gator 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2488 He's a croc - so don't say "See you later alligator" 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2489 The state started pairing endangered animals with endangered businesses for mutual supervision. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2490 Those books are free. Help yourself. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2491 Welcome to Kestrel's Rare Books & Species. How may I help you? 1.2656 0.07468 64 52 7 5
2492 We only allow comfort pets in the store. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2493 He loves making pictures of himself on the copier! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2494 That book is a crock. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
2495 She’s just an alligator, looking at a customer and asking him to love her. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2496 Listen. Buy the collected works and you get the croc free 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2497 His name is Kestrel. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2498 He mostly wants to read books about the Everglades. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2499 He goes through books at an amazing rate. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2500 Our new deterrent to book thieves. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2501 He's my therapy gator. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2502 Yes,completely tame. It says so right here. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2503 Looks like you’ve come in to review the new books we’ve added to our active amphibian collection. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2504 Don't worry. Snappy doesn't bite. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2505 I caught the Mississippi Delta variant 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2506 Because he likes the view. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2507 His legal name is Amazon Prime but we call him Jeff for short 1.2651 0.05835 83 67 11 5
2508 Latest thing from Amazon 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2509 Some critics say it's profound, but I think it's a crock. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2510 Oh, I see here we were supposed to have ordered a book on alligators. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
2511 Yes, you can pet him. But only twice. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2512 They’re still technically leather bound… 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2513 Herman here is a reminder to all the customers that this is a book shop and NOT a library. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2514 Nobody’s applying. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
2515 We take diversity very seriously 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2516 ...and, this is our section on climate change. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2517 No, sales have been fine. Why? 1.2644 0.04894 87 67 18 2
2518 He came as a sample; they thought we specialized in boots. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2519 In Florida, alligators are no longer the most dangerous things in stores. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2520 You know how it ends, but it still sneaks up on you. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2521 Our leather bound books are out of stock but we do have this 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2522 Unfortunately we have no leather bound books at this time. However we do have a new material option that is just out on the market.... 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2523 Credit, debit, or mangle it? 1.2639 0.07130 72 59 7 6
2524 A friendly reminder: read after buying. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2525 As a result of weather instability, he felt the need to relocate to a more intellectual climate. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2526 That one's a real nail biter. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2527 You think he's big? You should see his litter box. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2528 Oh nice! Your prespapier has the same pattern as my wallet 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2529 The Carl Hiaasen reading was last night.” 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2530 Books--and you--are food for thought. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2531 It keeps away the Karens. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2532 He swore on a stack of bibles he wouldn't eat anybody 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2533 We had a poll. 44 percent of customers thought Esther was an alligator. 50 percent thought she was a crocodile. She ate 6 % and so not sure what they thought. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2534 He knows if you turn around and order online. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
2535 Making him apologize is unlikely to restore your arm. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2536 So, sorry, no. I couldn't fit an elephant in the room. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2537 And now your other arm 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2538 He keeps the cats away. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2539 Our political ‘Swamp’ section is to your left. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2540 He's in charge of the leather-bound. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2541 Sorry for the wait, we’re swamped. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2542 For some reason he's partial to Melville." 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2543 What? It’s a bring your pet to work day. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2544 Our special today: you get to leave the store unharmed if you buy a book, any book. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
2545 If you prefer the local library I hear they have a caiman on work study. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2546 It's our new paper hole punching tool. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2547 Oddly,, I've seen him react to some kinds of shoes,, 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2548 He had an impressive Linkedin profile. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2549 Corporate doesn’t approve of his methods, but they can’t deny sales have gone way up. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2550 Sure, he miscategorizes the books, but he works for scale. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2551 This new release will really grab you. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2552 No, my alligator isn’t circumcised. Why do you ask? 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2553 Your recommendation last time was a croc. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2554 He has a biting humor. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2555 The ad read “Rare book bound in alligator.” 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2556 Cerberus doesn't like the phrase 'just browsing.' 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2557 Shoplift at your own risk. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2558 The kestrel should be back any moment if you want to pet him instead. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2559 I've never had a customer bounce a check. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2560 It says if you don’t put your mask back on, she has the right to eat you 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2561 Make it snappy. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2562 Yeah, it’s not exactly the leather back edition I thought of either. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
2563 Think it's time to flush him yet? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2564 You did say you’d give your right arm to eliminate the shop-lifting! 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
2565 Regrettably, the author is no longer signing books. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2566 What seems to be the problem sir? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2567 She's waiting for an alligator skin briefcase. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2568 He's fine as long as you don't have a Kindle. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2569 Only two applications were submitted for the job opening - it was either him or a millennial. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
2570 Oh, don't worry, he's just read Nietzsche and is having a crisis of Nihilism. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2571 Frankly, it's one of our least popular 'choose your own adventure' books … 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
2572 He's waiting for Bezos. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
2573 What can I say? I’m dyslexic. I thought I asked for books on alligators. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2574 It’s what they call click bait 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2575 Meet the author of The Vanishing Everglades. Clawtograph copies available. 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
2576 Says here it's a 'Leather-bound import with a first section that'll really grab you.' 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2577 Dunno what happened to the cat. 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
2578 Rebecca is the author of the new book; but would prefer if you did not kiss her. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2579 Once you pick it up, you can't put it down. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2580 It seems happiest with the leather-bounds. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2581 It's ok, he's already had lunch 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2582 They are being snapped up pretty fast. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2583 No, we haven't had any shoplifters since the arm and a leg incident. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2584 We have a strict policy on shoplifting. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2585 Actually it's an alligator. Crocs have bad tempers. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2586 He prefers Lacoste to Crocodile 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2587 He's just waiting for his Uber. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2588 He’s a leather bound original 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
2589 We're diversifying. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2590 I wanted a voracious reader, but this voracious feeder stole my heart. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2591 That one is a nail biter 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2592 Good morning Mr Barnes meet our newest employee: Aly Gates, it’s her first day and she is killing it! 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2593 He's in charge of the hard covers. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2594 Masks are optional; we emphasize social distancing. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2595 ...and just like that, no more noisy 'therapy pets'. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2596 It came with another "How To" book. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2597 Oh, don’t mind Stanley. He’s only into non-fictional characters. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2598 Surprised me too. I could have sworn he was a crocodile. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2599 She's for browsers who decide they'd prefer an Amazon experience. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2600 The cliche is true...a bibliophile crocodile. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
2601 If you’re looking for the “A” section, you might have to come back tomorrow. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2602 Don’t worry. He’s stuffed. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2603 Does it come with a dust jacket? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2604 He really loves to be petted on his head, but just don't touch any other part of his body because he'll nip... 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2605 Lacoste is sure taking their advertising up a notch! 1.2609 0.07344 69 57 6 6
2606 Careful,some of these plot lines will really grab you. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2607 He's kinda down. A reviewer called his new bock a 'crock' and he's taking it personally. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
2608 I'm not sure if it's autographed - the author disappeared during the signing event. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
2609 Yes. We cover everything from alligator to zephyr. 1.2609 0.03923 115 89 24 2
2610 Excuse him. We’ve been swamped. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2611 ‘We offer custom binding.’ 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2612 Can’t get one of these on Amazon, can you? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2613 Your book came in Mr Wintergreen 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
2614 Have you met my mother-in-law? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2615 analog amazon 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2616 It's a promo for Carl Hiaasen's new book. 1.2604 0.06150 96 79 9 8
2617 When you drain the SWAMP, this is what you get! 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2618 I see you’ve scaled up your staffing 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2619 Unfortunately the pandemic has forced us to scale back our workforce. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2620 Ah... I see the 'books and crocs available' meant a whole different thing 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2621 Ever wonder where they got that logo? 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2622 If you kiss him, he'll turn into a best-selling author. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2623 The supplier screwed up. I clearly ordered the anaconda. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2624 Yes, we’ve consolidated our returns department; haven’t we, Bailey? 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2625 This one is gripping. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2626 Our recent inventory showed that Fluffy was not doing a very good job of discouraging shoplifters. So, we decided to make a change. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2627 A new genre, well reviewed. The New Yorker called it "a heart-warming nature story with bite and verisimilitude, showing you can't judge a book by its cover." 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2628 Instead of a guard dog we decided to try something a little different…. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2629 Oh him, he’s friendly 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2630 The manuscript ends with "see you later alligator", but the author never showed up 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
2631 Yes, it is kinda bookworm. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2632 Just tell him not to say “Ahh”… 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2633 Come on in! Devour a book with us! 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2634 It’s some indication the store’s been swamped. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2635 We've really cut down on that pesky casual browsing. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2636 See here how books tame the beast in anyone! 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2637 Never seen a Staple Remover? 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2638 Paul Hogan, you missed him, he just made his weekly delivery. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2639 Let me guess, you're the investi-gator. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2640 What did you expect, times are tough and he agreed to be my paper punch 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2641 Can I interest you in a leather-bound edition? 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2642 Sorry to disappoint you; the gorilla has the week off. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2643 Don’t worry, he’s already had breakfast 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2644 Literary appetites just haven’t kept up. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2645 Let’s just say he has a special taste for the shoppers who accidentally take out their e-readers while in the store. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2646 And this is the American History section. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2647 He won't move off the best sellers, but the classics and paperbacks are still pretty safe. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2648 She likes your crocs. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2649 If you buy a six pack of books,it comes with a free suitcase to carry them. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2650 It is a promotion: You buy 10 books, and you take him home! 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2651 Ally is here promoting his sensational autobiography, "It Tastes Like Chicken To Me". 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2652 Captain Hook has left the building. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2653 I'm looking for a book that illustrates the differences between alligators and crocodiles. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2654 Don't worry. It only sinks its teeth into big, meaty novels. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2655 He's taking a break from book signing. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2656 Did he want almond or oat milk in his coffee Jerry? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2657 Running a bookstore is easy and profitable. Just sign these - there is no catch 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2658 Yes, indeed, there once was a Mr. Kestrel. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2659 Books about crocks are on sale this week. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2660 He has really increased our social media presence. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2661 I’m looking for a good book with some teeth. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2662 He thinks we're a pet store, you try convincing him otherwise. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2663 Global warming, right? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2664 Let me guess, he ate the kestrel? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2665 We’re doing a strategic alliance with Amazon. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2666 But if you're willing to wait, we're having a sale soon on um...exotic, eather-lay ound-bay ooks-bay--if you know what I mean sir. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2667 You’re through reading Kant? This is another one to wrestle with. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2668 we can't find the author 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2669 He has specific views on certain genres of light fiction. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2670 We used to hire college students as interns, but after a while crocodiles. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2671 I didn't realize the alligator-bound edition came with a live alligator." 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2672 Yes, he bites. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2673 I find that even the literati can't help but say 'See you later, alligator'. 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
2674 How badly do you want that book? 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2675 He's just exhausted from self-help books 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2676 He’s been a great deterrent to shoplifters, but his meal breaks are a little unpredictable. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2677 The cat left me for a bodega 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
2678 I’m Barnes. This is my business associate Mr. Noble. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
2679 Can you recommend something with a bite? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2680 No, Amazon didn’t send it as threat to push me out of business but I like to let customers think that. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2681 This is another way to say “snap these up before they are gone”? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2682 Either he'll remember the title of the book he wants, or he won't. I won't rush him. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2683 She’s part of the ‘Do-It-Yourself Guide to Fine Leather Handbags’ package set. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2684 Customers tend to spend less time browsing. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2685 These books cost an arm and a leg. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2686 I think I’ll give up reading and keep my remaining arm. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2687 it could have been a NYT bestseller but nobody seems to be picking it up 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2688 Ever since we hired Edgar, we've been out of Reader's Digest. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2689 You should be fine. He only eats every two weeks. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2690 Say, "See you later, Alligator". I dare you. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2691 ...120 unbound books and 4 yards of untanned leather... 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2692 Hope he doesn't look down. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2693 Thought that cute barista across the street said she likes guys with big *crocs*. Anyway,give me twenty bucks and it 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2694 Never mind him. He's stuffed. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2695 Yeah, can’t find Tabby anywhere. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2696 This is the new representative for Colin Stevenson's book, Crocodiles of the World. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2697 He’ll be signing his memoir, SEE YOU LATER, in a while. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2698 . . . Actually, it's a Crocodile. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2699 The owner is allergic to cats 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2700 We usually receive different leatherback donations. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2701 He actually writes under the pen name “Butterfly” 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2702 And by the way, just for future reference, , the preferred pronouns are they/their… 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2703 any books on leather crafts? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2704 C Our new customer complaint department. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2705 Crocodile. Teeth visible when the mouth is closed. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2706 He's a critic. He eats what he likes. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2707 No, I'm afraid we don't have a book on crocodiles, but can I interest you in a crocodile on books. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2708 We could say our Kestrel has flown the coop, but I think we all know better. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2709 We accept Visa, Mastercard, or a limb of your choice. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2710 He's the latest in anti- theft technology. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2711 It's to help New Yorkers get back to nature. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2712 It’s a gated book club. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2713 Very limited edition, I suppose. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2714 Be Careful. He likes to eat bookworms. 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
2715 Visa, Master, or a pound of flesh? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2716 Service animal. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2717 He puts the teeth in our “no returns” policy. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2718 Yes, it’s a service animal…long story 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2719 Oh the book store is next door. This is Kestrel BOO store. Did we scare you? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2720 I told you not to feed the alligator, now he's all grown up and can't even fit well on my desk 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
2721 All of the watchdogs have been adopted 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2722 Not to worry he is a literate vegan. 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
2723 Yes, in Vancouver a foreign alligator needs a temporary Canadian Work Permit and a heated work place 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
2724 It has a snappy ending. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2725 The vet thinks because his first owner was an author that he has imprinted. Personally, I think it's a bad pun. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2726 Yea, he’s intimidating but, shoplifting has dropped 75% 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2727 It's all about the logo 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2728 The real question is- what greeting do you prefer? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2729 This isn’t going to help you compete with Amazon. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2730 Later, gator! Sir, this is a crocodile. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2731 That's the Suspense section. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2732 Hmm, it says here that global warming is forcing some animals to move farther North. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2733 He responded to the ad for a security guard. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2734 he does take credit … but be super careful when inserting your chip card 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2735 Time people spent petting the cat was bad for business, so . . . . 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2736 I really am sorry about your arm. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2737 Yes, well, it’s been a bit harry bringing the store back to full staff. One learns to compromise. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2738 He's a voracious eater. Sorry, I mean reader. But he reads books by eating them. And he eats people too. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2739 He is still trying to figure out if he is the antagonist or protagonist. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2740 It’s been a while Crocodile. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2741 More alligator tales, I see. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2742 Sorry, we don't carry that in leather bound. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2743 Do you have it in leather? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2744 You know, I opened a children's book, and he just popped out. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2745 Better to merge with the alligator farm than become a glorified stationary store. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2746 Deterrent: (n) a thing that discourages or is intended to discourage someone from doing something 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2747 Returns? Just place them on the stack. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2748 The 400 lb. gorilla was becoming a cliche 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2749 Bookstore cats are so 2020. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2750 I prefer mine on my shirt. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2751 We needed something a little more flashy to attract foot traffic these days. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2752 I don't know if it goes in the crocodile or the alligator section. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2753 Cash, Charge or First Born. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2754 Too many customers were allergic to the cat. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2755 Given shortage of private security, the general store contacted the zoo 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2756 You break it, he bites you 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2757 You'll have to take this up with George in Complaints. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2758 She rarely bites. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2759 Yeah, he wandered in one day and ate the cat, so now he's the shop alligator. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2760 Carl Hiaasen has a new book out. 1.2551 0.06035 98 81 9 8
2761 We also had a small dog, but he disappeared. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
2762 It’s part of our new swamp-to-store initiative 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2763 No, the bark collar didn't work. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2764 He identifies as my guard dog. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
2765 You've heard of the cat that swallowed the canary? This is something like that. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
2766 Belt, hatband, billfold or shoes? 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2767 Amazon. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2768 Karen here decided to wait for the manager because the book she wanted is not in stock. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2769 So do you wanna talk about the elephant in the room? 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2770 Meet our new customer service rep....tile. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2771 Due to climate change. 1.2541 0.04286 122 93 27 2
2772 Shopping is way, way down. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
2773 It's a promotion for a new book download: "eReptile Dysfunction." 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
2774 We prefer our customers don't read in the bookstore. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2775 No, he is an aligator. Crocodiles are in Science under C. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2776 I'm looking for a gift for my mother in-law 1.2537 0.07472 67 56 5 6
2777 I'd like that in a pair of heels and a handbag please. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2778 I'd suggest you answer him with the traditional response, "in a while Crocodile" 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2779 They say book stores are dying, so I did some research and it said animals will boost sales. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2780 They probably should croco-dial it back a bit- for the adventure section display and re-stock on the Alli-gay-tours franchise in the travel section 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2781 A Florida man buys local book store 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2782 We used to have a cat. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2783 He's here to promote his new sequel, "How I Got Unhooked". 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2784 ...and over here is our alligator bound books. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2785 Who's my favorite bookstore alligator? You are! Yes, you are! 1.2535 0.07430 71 60 4 7
2786 Our return policy is a little different than Amazon. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2787 Yeah. I ordered the book by Ally Gaitor. So... 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2788 I thought opening an independent book store was going to be such a great idea. Turns out I need other sources of revenue. $5 allows you to pet him. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2789 As part of your new National Geographic subscription, he is here to emboss your first issue. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2790 It's a splendid binding but really dominates a library. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2791 We're really leaning into the whole supply-chain-transparency trend. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2792 Actually, he claims to be a bookworm. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2793 Oh him? He's our Braille book printer. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2794 Are you here for the meet-and-eat? 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2795 Our guest author this week is Alli Gator 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2796 '..He likes to keep on top of softbacks..' 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2797 We close in six minutes and we’re very strict about it 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2798 Pandemic eased, so people miss crying at home alone. We brought a crocodile for the tears and a homely customer experience. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2799 Taxonomic differentiation mnemonics, aisle 14. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2800 I did my own research, and he’s basically a bird so you’re safe 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2801 And you can activate it by saying ‘Ok Croc.’ 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2802 I’d say I’m glad you Caiman but it’s an Alligator 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2803 She’s turned out to be the ideal hire in the current climate 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2804 We don’t encourage browsing. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2805 I'm afraid it's the Amazon effect 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2806 A surprisingly good eye for idle summer reading. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2807 No,he doesn’t sign books, but he’ll take your balls off you stand any closer. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2808 Well read and well fed 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2809 I guess you’re having a shoplifting problem. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2810 This instruction manual says to keep it well-fed. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2811 He claims he has Jonah inside and is looking for a publisher. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2812 Welcome to the book signing. I had to bring my pet review: "It's a long tail, but you'll find the biting commentary delicious." 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2813 That's the night watchman. He sleeps with his eyes open. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2814 We have a new section called "insincere emotions" 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2815 it’s the latest on the forgotten demographic from the south” 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2816 A" is for alligato 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2817 It's on backorder again. The last shipment was devoured. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2818 Sir I understand that you’re confused but it says right here that you asked for one ‘see you later alligator’.” 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2819 That one really grabs you. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2820 This is Ali, our new gator aide. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2821 Don't look worried. Ralph is our new anti-theft go-get-'em-'gater 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2822 Nope, just one of those illusions you get after you turn 60 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2823 How novel. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2824 Yes, it looks like your order from The Amazon Prime is in. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2825 He got tired of hearing that everything’s a “croc.” 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2826 And they have the audacity to say that we don’t encourage diversity in the workplace 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2827 It looks intimidating, but the snappy opening will really pull you in. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
2828 I guess you take what you can get when it comes to book stores in Florida. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2829 A fine selection, sir - the ending will kill you. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2830 Shoplifting has drastically been reduced. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2831 Shoplifting is way down after getting my new pet" 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2832 Read it and weep. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2833 I don't give a good goddamn what you're looking for. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2834 Sorry, we only carry a thirty hole puncher. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2835 You may look around now. He would’ve blinked his left if you have COVID. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2836 It's a new protective binding. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2837 This one comes with its original binding and innards. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2838 Isn’t he cute? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2839 Two words: Never smile. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2840 Oh come on- the cat in the bookstore is so passe! 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2841 Is this the memoir about the people he has known? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2842 I’m looking for something with a little bite to it! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2843 I generally discourage browsing. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2844 Casual readers not welcome. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2845 Peruse our Florida noir section at your own risk. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2846 Chompy here will validate your parking. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2847 Complaints and returns to your left. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2848 Studies show most people are tired of the routine bookstore cat. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2849 My apartment has a very strict 'no pets' policy. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2850 Ask someone else, I’m swamped. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2851 Well a alligator in a bookstore…how novel! 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2852 Just hope it doesn't recognize your belt. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2853 I never considered fostering an alligator until Covid, but then I found myself with all that free time. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2854 He let us to get rid of the locked case for the rare ones. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2855 Yeah, I know: alligator in a book store. Only in New York, right? Anyway, we should have more copies of "1,000 20th Century Tentacle Hentai Schoolgirl Lolitas" later this week. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2856 We have a special deal this week, two books in exchange for a small animal. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2857 New concept, it will sink its teeth into you. 1.2526 0.04725 95 72 22 1
2858 We enjoyed your manuscript, but my colleague would like to suggest an alternative title to ‘A is for Aardvark.’ 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2859 Wow,your wildlife section really comes to life. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2860 We've recently lowered our employment standards to include hot and cold-blooded. 1.2526 0.05980 95 78 10 7
2861 No,the alligator section is over in the corner. This is all crocodiles. And he doesn’t like it when you make that mistake. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2862 A signed copy is $26.00 or two small mammals. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2863 He only bites if you ask for something by Dan Brown. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2864 He likes to warm himself on the hottest 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2865 The book dragon is our mascot. This is all we could get on short notice. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2866 Stack it up to Evolution! 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
2867 Shall we address the elephant in the room? 1.2522 0.04512 115 91 20 4
2868 They told him he wasn’t Amazon material. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2869 I know someone who'd bite your hand off for this first edition. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2870 She’s a leather bound first edition. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2871 He's our Kindle prevention 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2872 He found the hardcover section a bit too firm. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2873 The author is here today to autograph her books. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2874 Take it up with our Returns & Complaints manager. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2875 Everything's at a five-finger discount. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2876 According to Ancestry.com, his relatives are in the bindings. 1.2500 0.07370 68 57 5 6
2877 The cat disappeared at about the same time as this big guy showed up, so we decided what the hey. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
2878 You want to see his teeth? Try stealing a book. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2879 She’s waiting for her books to hatch 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2880 Sorry, I got the last one. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2881 This is our new security officer. He also handles complaints. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2882 It used to be a shoe store 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2883 Hungry to learn... 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2884 She can’t stand the baby shark song. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2885 he's looking for elton john's autobiography. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2886 He's been waiting for someone to check out the appendix. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2887 That's cold blooded 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2888 He handles our complaints. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2889 Don't fooled by the look, he went to Cal Tech 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2890 A bookstore cat is just so passé. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2891 Your guess is as good as mine." The original owner offered custom leather bindin 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2892 Looking for something you can sink your teeth into? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2893 The alligator bound edition is not for sale. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2894 Don’t ask about the cat. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2895 Not social distancing, anymore? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2896 IZOD or new shoes? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2897 Some stores have an app. We have an alligator. Deal with it. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2898 Don't worry. She won't bite if you get the book she chooses -- it's under her right hand. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2899 He gets lonely at home. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2900 Albert has made it much easier to ask to see people's vaccination cards. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2901 The IRS sent him. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2902 I discovered this rare allegory on the banks of the Nile. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2903 David, I heard you experienced shoplifting, but this seems an overreaction. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2904 Just another one of former President Trump's swamp creatures who wrote a tell all. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2905 Yes, quite adaptive. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2906 Captain Hook has postponed tonight’s reading from his memoir. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2907 Only one copy left of the latest by Lacoste. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2908 Shoes, belt, jacket, you name it but you gotta take him with you. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2909 This is Carl. He's a regular and definitely not a shoplifter. So let's try the exercise again shall we? 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2910 Before you reach for payment, please think about what your wallet might be made of. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2911 He's helped cut down on shoplifting. 1.2500 0.05501 76 61 12 3
2912 Yakov Smirnoff once said that in his country they also have books on alligators and alligators on books. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2913 Well, I tried to find out if he was an alligator or a crocodile, but it turns out he ate the Biology Section. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2914 I paid for an Amazon killer. This is what they sent. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2915 No. This is not a dream. If you suffer from Bibliokleptomania I advise you to leave. Now. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2916 He's a staff favorite. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2917 He'll eat anything. Loves children. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2918 I'll have to check our lost and found. What color was your alligator? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2919 Let's just say the cat's still here in spirit. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2920 I'll just say that as an emotional support animal, he takes more than he gives. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2921 They’re attracted by the cats. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2922 Some authors will do anything to snap up a few more readers. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2923 I keep her around for emotional support, now that Amazon Books is around the corner. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2924 Morning, Phil. Wouldn’t punch the time clock, today. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2925 It's a little slow going at first, but by chapter five it really grabs you. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2926 Our leather covers are locally sourced. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2927 He’s here to protest leather bindings! 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2928 Feel free to browse sensibly... 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2929 some of them eat worms and others eat "book worms 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2930 He’s the literal version of gator-aid. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
2931 We're fighting Amazon with Amazon. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2932 The biting satire section is over here 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2933 No, it's just a book bag, but genuine alligator! 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
2934 Stephen King? Look for the Kangaroo. If you see the Lion, you've gone too far. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2935 we put him on all the jackets 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2936 Very funny Professor, but I know for a fact you lost your arm in World War Two... 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2937 The moment he first read Peter Pan he was hooked. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2938 The short answer is I fell in love with a Cajun. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2939 We did receive your order Mr. Gallagher. Unfortunately, Snappy thought it was lunch. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2940 No, this shop isn't unionized. 1.2500 0.07370 68 57 5 6
2941 He's my assistant. I handle sales and he handles customers who fail to comply with tax regulations. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2942 I think it’s great for business to have him greet customers. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
2943 Chompy here handles the shoplifters 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2944 My assistant Frank still regrets laughing at that customer who asked for a book on evil spells. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2945 Just incase he takes my other arm, do you sell audio books? 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2946 In some ways, we’ve scaled back. In others, not so much. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2947 Don’t mind my therapy pet 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2948 Do you have anything that can help me scale up? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2949 After last year, I upgraded my emotional support animal to something with a tougher skin. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2950 Browsing is strongly encouraged 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2951 Welcome to Kestrel Books. We keep running out of kestrels, but we have plenty of books. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2952 He’s not the only one frustrated with Florida 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2953 How much for the gator? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2954 Sorry sir, but all of our copies of Peter Pan are indisposed at the moment. 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
2955 When we were asked if we had interest in a vintage set of crocodile bound books, we didn’t ask enough questions. 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
2956 Don’t worry, it’ll let you know if it doesn’t like you. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2957 It read all the tragic classics, but not one crocodile tear! 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2958 Tips are recommended. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2959 Take your time, no snap decisions, the cafe is on level 4 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2960 I’m sorry sir we don’t accept returned quarantine pets at this location 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2961 Yes you can pay with Apple Watch but at your own risk…. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2962 Didn’t expect to see that! 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2963 Since Henry arrived, shop lifting is down 50%.... 1.2476 0.05544 105 86 12 7
2964 Haven't seen you in a crocoWHILE! Haha" "This is an alligator, you smug asshole. You absolute fucking dipshit. 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
2965 Don’t worry he’s just here to intimidate you 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
2966 I suggest you don’t make any sudden moves. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2967 And then my boss said "We need to compete with the Amazon". I think he's a little out of touch. 1.2473 0.06049 93 77 9 7
2968 See you later, Al. In a while, Carl. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2969 he didn't want to be just another shoe 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2970 I have recreation guides for every state except Florida 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2971 Don’t worry, I have a stack of books I haven’t read yet either. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2972 He is signing his new book, "Death Spirals for Dummies" 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2973 It was as close as we could get to a dinosaur. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2974 As agreed - you gave your right arm for one of these 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2975 Being an IZOD model doesn't pay what it used to, so between gigs, he works here. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2976 Those? Rare editions . . .We call him Look Ma! . . The Hands Off sign didn't cut it . . . 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2977 He's waiting for Captain Hook. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2978 It's the latest in sustainability: all the style, without the killing. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2979 It is not recommended to browse too long before you make a purchase . 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2980 I agree, the Penguin editions are easier to digest. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2981 he's on the lam, subway turnstile jumper. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2982 he was a stray 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2983 May I recommend this one? Its a real nail biter. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2984 He eats this stuff up. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2985 It's Take Your Pet to work day. And no one wants to play with him. 1.2471 0.05133 85 68 14 3
2986 I’m guessing you’re allergic to cats 1.2471 0.04706 85 64 21 0
2987 ‘I was hoping to snap up a bargain’ 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2988 You won't find another bookstore and crocodile distributor in the area. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2989 Non-fiction. 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2990 The Eat the Author event's not for another half hour. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2991 He detects shoplifters 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2992 He devours fiction and non-fiction alike. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2993 Sorry, I'm sales. You'll have to speak to him regarding returns. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2994 No more shoplifters since Charlie joined the team. Literally. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2995 On the bright side, he's done wonders for our fish, snake, turtle, small mammal and bird infestation. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2996 As they say don't judge by it's cover, care to take a look 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2997 Maybe don't just browse. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2998 It's hard to find someone to work security at minimum wage. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2999 You sure you want this bound in leather? I've found natural materials are often difficult to work with. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3000 Oh, she's on the board of finding alternative book bindings. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3001 It's a promotion for the new book, "The History of University of Florida Football." 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3002 Best of all, my theft insurance premium dropped 75% 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3003 Be careful in the P is for Python stack. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3004 I think I prefer it in paperback. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3005 He saw the kestrel, wandered in and snapped it up. The cheapest thing to do is just rename the bookstore. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3006 My new intern from Florida can help you. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3007 Customers requested an 'Amazon experience.' 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3008 See you later, Ali 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3009 Sorry, we are in Florida and it’s his personal choice. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3010 Unintended consequence of draining the swamp. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3011 He’s still waiting for his friend to pay 1.2468 0.06956 77 65 5 7
3012 I heard people at Amazon fear them. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3013 It's because of the sign. He's just waiting. Apparently he did the same thing at Gazelle Jewelry. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
3014 Yup you said you wanted a shirt with an alligator. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3015 He’s proven to be a highly effective critic of book critics. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3016 Helps prevent shoplifting. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3017 It's a chomping as opposed to a traditional book signing. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3018 I know, he treats this place like a library. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3019 Bert here enforces our "No Pets" policy. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3020 He enforces our 'cloth book bag only' rule. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3021 He's in charge of loss prevention and penalties for books returned late. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3022 If you're not gonna buy anything, read the room. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3023 I suppose you came back to look for your right arm 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3024 No one believed me when I said that the bookstore was swamped.. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3025 The skin is made in China... 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
3026 Thought it might help me appeal to the amazon crowd. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3027 ... and that's what happened to the kestrel. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3028 I guess 'leather bound tales with some bite' wasn't clear enough for my supplier 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3029 One day he just walked in and asked for a security guard position, so we hired him. There hasn't been a shoplifter incident since, or at least, not that we've seen. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3030 Don't worry , he is waiting for the writer of " Crocodile Dundee " 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3031 She’ll be right, unless your selling snake oil. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
3032 Yes, those are the Carl Hiaasen books. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3033 We had a bit of trouble with shoplifters. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3034 These books will really grab ya. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3035 We're still training him in. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3036 I apologize in advance if our new assistant gets snappy. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
3037 We do accept payments in installments but the interest is going to cost you an arm and a leg. 1.2464 0.05426 69 55 12 2
3038 That one will crack your spine if you aren't careful 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3039 She's on top of all our herpetology books, so you're on your own if you want to know if she's an alligator or crocodile. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3040 He was in the children's book section but that didn't go so well. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3041 open a bookstore they said, it will be exciting they said 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3042 After hearing about a bull in a china shop...now he insists on being here. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3043 Behave, Prada... 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3044 My doctor suggested an emotional support animal to lower my blood pressure 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
3045 If you try any of the books under him you’ll be hooked 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3046 It's the new intern. The resumé said 'qualified bug-eater'" 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
3047 Well, you said you were looking for War and Peace in a fine leather binding. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3048 Don't mind him,he's just a voracious reader. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3049 It’s the sad story of a loyal pet who became a fashion accessory. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3050 So it turned out not to be ‘after a while’ 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3051 No tears yet. Shakespeare’s on the left. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
3052 Climate change? Really? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3053 He's my service animal. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
3054 The manager is on break. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3055 You want Ketzel's. They're up the block 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3056 He was here when we bought the store. The previous owner insisted we keep him on. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3057 were's fluffy? 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
3058 I thought the message was that new releases were delayed because a big BLIZZARD was expected. 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
3059 Today's his book signing for his bestseller about the New York City Sewer System. 1.2456 0.08026 57 48 4 5
3060 You’ll like it. It’s leather bound and viciously tragic. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3061 The Crocs that you ordered have arrived. 1.2453 0.04891 106 86 15 5
3062 He didn't know how to Google, so he came here to Google alligator vs. crocodile. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
3063 Stamp your loyalty card? 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3064 Please sir, don't judge this book by its skin. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3065 I’m going to need you to sign this waiver for your autographed copy. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3066 He's mostly okay. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3067 Hi, I am looking for a children's book "See you later, Alligator." 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3068 He's looking for something he can really sink his teeth into. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3069 If you buy 3 dystopian novels, you get 1 alligator for free. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3070 He came out of the NY Sewer book section. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
3071 I hired him from Amazon. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
3072 I am looking for a title on the list of books that Bill Gate... or maybe I'll just come back another time. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
3073 America's history books protected by gig worker Alligator 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
3074 Normally he would be in the Nature section 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
3075 I'd like to discuss your late fees. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
3076 She's ended our shoplifting problem. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
3077 He chomps binder holes in childrens' loose-leaf reports. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
3078 The book group threw her out for biting their heads off 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
3079 Just two feet closer. That is all I'll need. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
3080 I felt bad for him, it’s so hot outside 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
3081 Critics have book signings too. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
3082 It’s actually a crocodile. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
3083 Let's just say that no one shoplifts twice here, sir. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
3084 Not to worry. He only eats dogs, cats and small children. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3085 You specifically asked for an alligator cover. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3086 Your idea to bring in a heavy-hitter from Amazon hasn’t helped our numbers at all. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3087 If you think this is weird, you should see what we have stocking shelves! 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3088 He's enforcing the no-mask mandate. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
3089 Would you mind slipping off your shoes? He’s sensitive. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
3090 Guess where I keep the stack of rare books? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3091 He really sunk his teeth into his last novel. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3092 Well, we've sold a lot of books lately on emergency first aid. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3093 Well, it’s been a while. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3094 It's O.K. He's just eaten the cat. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3095 He devoured the new fiction 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
3096 I shouldn’t have told my relatives in Florida that I was homesick! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3097 It's just like bodega cat, except it's a bookstore croc. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3098 His favorite is “Fido Goes for a Swim”. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
3099 He’s our new Delinquent Accounts Manager. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
3100 Sorry about your book. My accountant told me I had to reduce inventory 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3101 For obvious reasons, we don’t sell leather bound books here. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3102 Here for the signing? 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3103 If it's a complaint, you'll have to go through him. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3104 Sir, you asked leather-bound. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3105 We try everything we can think of to protect our books 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3106 He just devoured a first edition of Beowulf. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3107 „Bull in a china shop is so pre-pandemic.“ 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3108 This is my Critic. She just eats book up. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3109 Can you give me a hand? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3110 Some say booksellers are Dinosaurs, but as you see old Harry here is definitely a Croc! 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3111 He can smell literary pretensions. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3112 He thinks the leather covers are his brother. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3113 This one you won't be able to put down. Or pick up. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3114 No wonder people stopped buying books… they cost an arm and a leg! 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3115 I’d take off those boots 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
3116 Amazon, despite the name, doesn’t sell real alligators. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3117 Will you be paying with your arm or your leg today? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3118 Sorry for the inconvenience. It is bring your pet to work day. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3119 He only bites someone with a Kindle. 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
3120 Relax. He's a rescue pet from the New York DEP. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3121 And with any purchase, you get a free croc! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3122 I suppose that would depend upon the size of your coffee table. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3123 I promise that the Amphibian book section isn’t as scary 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3124 She's a good mouser. 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
3125 This makes it much easier to 'leave a penny' than 'take a penny.' 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3126 Don't even think about shop-lifting! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3127 Go ahead! Tell him how you can buy it cheaper on-line. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
3128 We refer to the last guy trying to steal a book as 'Lefty Louie.' 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3129 He misunderstood when he heard me say, "I'm swamped" 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3130 Oh, that's a complete collection of Reader's Digest... 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3131 The reviews say this one's a real tearjerker. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3132 Looks like the Official Preppy Handbook is back and is bigger and better than ever 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3133 Are you sure you want to play again? You only have one more chance... 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3134 Leather bound volumes to your right. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3135 That's not a crocodile dundee movie reference. This is a crocodile dundee movie reference. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3136 how it managed to write all this I can't imagine. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3137 I felt this would be a bit edgier than an elephant in the room 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3138 Sorry George, I can't do lunch. We're totally swamped. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3139 Sorry sir all copies of the new best seller have been snapped up already! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3140 Shoplifters will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the jaw. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3141 Sorry, we haven’t seen your poodle… 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3142 We’ve combined our drama section with mystery, humor and horror. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3143 Wait to you see who’s coming next week 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3144 It’s a long story” 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3145 I get it: you are an equal opportunity employer… 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
3146 Your online order came in from 'The Amazon dot com' 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3147 I assure you, crocodiles are this season’s alligators 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3148 ‘C’est une croq monsieur’ 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3149 You must have misheard. It’s actually ‘Bibliophile, crocodile’ 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3150 On second thoughts I'll take the paperback 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3151 Alright, sir, we really do prefer cash but if you insist on using a credit card, please insert it now. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3152 I see you have met our new security guard. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3153 Alligator's have powerful tales. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
3154 No worries, he just snacked on an annoying customer. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3155 Our “You read, you buy” policy had no teeth. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3156 Croc Pot recipes will be found in our cookbook section. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3157 Yes, novel cover, but it’s a book you won’t be able to put down. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3158 Fancy paper weight 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3159 On the plus side, he's cheaper to feed than a cat. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3160 Would you like to hear about our zero tolerance policy on shoplifting? 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3161 He won't let you leave without a tour of our leather-bound editions. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
3162 The looky-loos keep cracking the spines. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3163 Well, books can be a great escape. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3164 Leather whether in Boos of a Feather 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
3165 The pandemic pet trend hit me really hard 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3166 Try to steal something I dare you 1.2429 0.05732 70 57 10 3
3167 Yeah we’ve had to diversity our products away from books and this gator is the only thing you can’t purchase on Amazon 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3168 His diet consists of one shoplifter per week. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3169 I think most of the books in this section are a crock 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3170 The hardcover will cost you an arm and a leg. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3171 He’s a part time hire…will see if he can keep his mouth shut. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
3172 I used to have a return policy. Now I don’t need one. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3173 Working here is not just about devouring books all day. I need you to tend to the customers, Tod. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3174 Yes, the price is right for Carnegie's book. No crocodile tears for a discount. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
3175 The Manager wanted a diverse hire. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3176 ‘Oh. On the phone I thought you said that the job opening was for an illustrator.’ 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
3177 Eddie here is in charge of customer service. Returns are way down. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
3178 Would you believe she only eats bookworms? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
3179 Careful, he's a voracious reader! 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
3180 We wanted more kids to read so we got this guy 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
3181 We don't sell books bound in alligator, but we offer a do-it-yourself kit. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3182 He ate the cat. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3183 A rollicking read from Sex in the Night Kitchen to Eating my Forever Family 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3184 They just give away the whole story on the cover, nowadays. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3185 It’s leather bound, and has a real bite to it. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3186 When I said I was interested in ‘Leviathan,’ this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3187 Would you like the hard copy or the one with the bio leather cover? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3188 No, that's a crocodile. Alligators are three aisles over. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
3189 We don't carry any leather bound editions but we do have him. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
3190 He'll leave you alone if you pet him a few times. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
3191 He's here to promote the new Peter Pan book. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
3192 Of all the things people write these days... this is just one more croc...! 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
3193 Bring your pet to work day is getting harder since I left Florida. 1.2418 0.06121 91 76 8 7
3194 She eats people who don’t believe in science .. so I suggest you put on that mask. 1.2418 0.06121 91 76 8 7
3195 shoplifting problem? 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
3196 See, I told you there was another dinosaur still interested in hard copy books. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
3197 He was lost and starving for brain food. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
3198 No, I said I wanted boots. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
3199 He's guarding the porn. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3200 I recommend buying his latest book before it's snapped up. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
3201 He's expert at finding great books for voracious readers. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
3202 No banned books here. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
3203 Our special today is a free alligator tote with every purchase over $25, while supplies last. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
3204 Would you like to pay your bill later, or after awhile? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3205 The fuck? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3206 We're going to offer shoes and belts, but delivery will be a few weeks. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
3207 Perhaps your children would enjoy the reading of Peter Pan this Saturday morning 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
3208 This is our experiential literature section. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
3209 Watch your wallet! 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
3210 Oh don’t worry about him, he only devours books. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3211 I asked for more copies of 'The very hungry caterpillar' and they sent him. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3212 That pile is half off. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
3213 He eats bookworms. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3214 It beats a bull in a china shop. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
3215 I would like to introduce our author of the week, Al Gator, who wrote the New York Times bestseller, "To Serve Man: 101 ways to cook Florida Man. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3216 I'm looking for a thriller. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
3217 Yes, this is correct. You ordered the book with an alligator cover. Will that be cash or credit? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3218 We have all sorts of new genres in. For instance, this is alliterature. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
3219 The cat’s gone. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3220 No, we’re not using leather for book binding anymore…. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
3221 HE WILL POSE WITH YOU IF YOU BUY HIS BOOK ! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3222 Yes, I believe the last customer also said "That just a bunch of croc" 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3223 Put your business card in the jaws for 10% off your next purchase. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3224 Wendy and the boys are out to lunch. Can I help? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3225 This evening, Max here, will be reading from his latest book on how people like you are destroying the Everglades 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3226 For a few extra bucks you can cover your book purchase with a genuine crocodile leather cover. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3227 Of course you'll have to figure out a new way to turn pages. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3228 Yes, he has been vaccinated. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3229 Welcome to our store. Browse all you want, but I strongly encourage you to replace the books where you got them. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3230 Oh, you know how cats are. I'm sure she's hiding around here somewhere. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3231 We’re all about offering our customers an experience they can’t get online 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3232 We're out of paperback crocodiles 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3233 that’s just my pandemic pet… he has separation anxiety. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3234 I figured, why stop at just an alligator shirt. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3235 We've had to diversify to compete with Amazon. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3236 This is my variant deli cat. He is cat. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3237 He was going to be a purse but my wife couldn't go through with it. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3238 My assistant can validate your parking. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3239 He doesn’t like to read. He just likes shoplifters. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3240 Yes, He is a Maneater, but he is allergic to bookworms. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3241 I mean, cheap labour always comes with some risk 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3242 We thought he could help us fend off extinction 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3243 It's Bring-Your-Crocs-To-Work Day. My feet have never felt better. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3244 He's guarding the first editions 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3245 He's sitting on a rare collection! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3246 This is the ABC section... A Big Crocodile. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3247 Welcome to Hunter's Books 1.2394 0.05661 71 58 10 3
3248 This is the “demo”. The actual product is digital - it removes “cute cat” videos from all social media platforms. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3249 It got good reviews! 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
3250 No one ever has a problem with a cat roaming around a used book store 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3251 Oh… She recognizes your shoes! 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
3252 Oh geez...I thought they only used it to make bags 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3253 He claims he’s from Amazon. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3254 Do not judge it by its hard cover 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3255 And that’s the last time I’ll ever order crocs online. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3256 I’m back… that last one you recommended was a croc o’ sh*t! (excuse the profanity) 🤷🏼‍♂️ 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3257 Millennials say going to a book shop is wild 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3258 Your book will be available later or in a while, depending. 1.2394 0.05661 71 58 10 3
3259 He ate the cat and I don't know, I just ended up keeping him. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3260 I thought it would be a nice prop for the Incongruity section. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3261 He wrote a Steve Irwin biography. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3262 My alligator read that book the other day; didn't care for it. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3263 And, he's a voracious reader too 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3264 It does everything better than a shredder except "reverse feed." 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3265 Well, sir, this is what you get when you say: See you later alligator 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3266 A name change is a certainty after he ate the kestrel. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3267 He has friends in the leather-bound section. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3268 That's right—from one endangered habitat to another. 1.2388 0.07395 67 57 4 6
3269 He prefers Southern writers 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3270 Sorry, someone just snapped up the last copy. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3271 Was this not what you imagined when I told you I was a litigator? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3272 No, of course he's not a kestrel, he doesn't turn in a widening gyre, and he's written an amazing memoir about his secret relationship with Peter Pan. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
3273 Not much. And you? 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
3274 Try anything and you might say later-gator to your hand. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
3275 Does Bed Bath & Beyond send you 20% off coupons like everyday too? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
3276 I rescued him from Florida 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
3277 „Fantastic freebie with this months national geographic!“ 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
3278 Meet the new bookkeeper. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
3279 Welcome back! Yes, we are pretty literal in our business... 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
3280 He’ll sign your book but it’ll cost you a hand. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
3281 He just came in one night and started eating that book about crawdads. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3282 And that's the reptile section. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
3283 He's my 'gator aide. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3284 If you like this edition of "Peter Pan" I'd be happy to order the new "Moby Dick" for you. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3285 Really, no one snaps up first editions like we do. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
3286 The owner hired him in July. All he does is lie around. He hasn't helped us sell one damn book. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3287 It’s a tell-all about what really happened with Captain Hook 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3288 Don't worry about your shoes. He says they're made out of his Aunt Ida, and he didn't like her either. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3289 Don't be surprised. This is Florida! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3290 Just swipe your card when you're ready. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3291 We offer snappy reviews of all our books. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3292 I ordered tote bags and this is what they sent me 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3293 To be honest, I’ve been feeling really swamped lately. 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
3294 Alligator or crocodile? Who cares? It gets the job done. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3295 I used to have a dog and he used to hang out in my backyard. Why do you ask? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3296 Sorry, sir. You smiled. Go away. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3297 Crocs are trending. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3298 Please don’t do it. Simply, walk away.” “SEE YOU LATER ALLIGATOR! NOT FOR AWHILE CROCODILE! 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3299 Good morning alligator, wow Fred didn’t expect to see you here today. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3300 You want cats, go to the bodega next door. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3301 I wouldn't waste my money on that one. It's a crock. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
3302 No one can rep tales like our reptile. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3303 It’s his memoir- Escape from Hermès (My Life in the Sewers) 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3304 He’s a rescue gator. Won’t leave my side. Let him smell your hand.” 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3305 He doesn't want to part with his favorites--kind of like a dragon guarding his treasure! 1.2375 0.05553 80 66 10 4
3306 Want a bite, er, a book? 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3307 Are those Crocs you’re wearing? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3308 It's a part of our DIY line. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3309 The publisher couldn’t secure Paul Hogan for the book signing so they sent him instead. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3310 This isn't a library. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
3311 MGM has it lion, the Forestry Service has Smokey The Bear, GEIC has its British Gecko - so for my store, I got Al D. Gator. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3312 This is better. The guard dog kept barking. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3313 Nice watch band, have you met my new greeter? 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3314 We used to have problems with shop lifting. No more. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3315 He ate the cat and then wouldn't leave. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3316 Snapper here, the subject of my book, would like to shake your hand. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3317 We have a strict book return policy." 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3318 I've been teaching him how to read. He likes murder mysteries and books about Hitler. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
3319 Just keep your hands in your pockets. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3320 I can't tell him to leave I don't work here. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3321 I haven’t sold a single copy of “Pat the Alligator.” 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3322 Would you like this to go? 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
3323 We have a lot of requests for books on crocodiles. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3324 You don’t break our spines, he doesn’t break yours. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3325 We used to have a cat--but it shed. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3326 Dr. Suess? Yes, right by the counter there. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3327 I keep saying "See you later," but he doesn't take the hint. 1.2368 0.05331 114 95 11 8
3328 Downsides. Yes. Fewer thefts, small pets, and kids. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3329 The new bookkeeper in the store looks a little green. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3330 Oh, she signs books, but she'd prefer your other arm. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3331 After climate change destroyed so many natural habitats, we did our part taking in refugees. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3332 « Dont judge it by its cover » 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3333 The "social distance X", I taped on the floor wasn't being respected by customers. So, I thought ... I'd try this. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3334 After about two weeks, he stopped believing anyone was really coming back to see him 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3335 Meet my foster alligator and he’s up for adoption. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3336 I'd say it would have to be PETER PAN. She read the first chapter and was immediately hooked. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3337 You can pet her, she's friendly 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
3338 Well, we have to offer a different experience to beat the online sellers. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3339 I thought I’d find you here…” 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3340 It was composed on her cellphone, but more amazing is that it was short listed for the Booker. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
3341 It is not what we ordered, but they seem to have their heads elsewhere down in Florida. 1.2366 0.05999 93 78 8 7
3342 What crocodile?” Responded the storekeeper 1.2366 0.05999 93 78 8 7
3343 Sir you better snap this up before someone else does! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
3344 Yes, this is the return for refund department -- any questions? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3345 It's been a while! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3346 Sorry, we only have it in hardback. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3347 Why do you think our sales are way down? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3348 This book review is a croc. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3349 It's a message from Bezos. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3350 He only bites if you mention the name of a certain company in Seattle. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3351 Welcome to meat the author. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3352 Books aren't selling, so my daughter suggested I add something trendy, like Crocs. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3353 We are trying a new approach to compete with Amazon. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3354 He’s here for the Children’s Reading Hour. They’re doing ‘Peter Pan’ today. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3355 High temperatures. Check. Global virus. Check.... Reptiles everywhere silently stand by while humans continue to believe that their frontal lobes will save them. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3356 He wrote the book on how to be a predator." 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3357 There is a labor shortage and my ad said ‘No experience necessary’ 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3358 Don't worry, the alligator is fully vaccinated. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3359 He's in charge of discount requests 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3360 Yeah, we replaced the Kestrel mascot which kept flapping around all day. This guy just lies there minding his own business. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3361 She offers snappy reviews. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3362 Are you the in-vest-i-gator? 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
3363 I described my ideal candidate as “attentive with a thick skin” 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3364 Running short on small bills, Larry had to find new ways to incentivize exact change. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3365 He’s an emotional support animal, so I can pretty much take him anywhere. 1.2360 0.06194 89 75 7 7
3366 Yup! That's us--Kestrel's Boots. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3367 We do have a new release of Don Trump Jr WHITE HOUSE LIFE wrapped in this fathers' skin. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3368 Of course he's vaccinated. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3369 He doesn't bite 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
3370 It’s his first book. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
3371 He’d like his copy signed before the reading, if you wouldn’t mind. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
3372 This is Florida...he won't wear a mask. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
3373 It’s buy one get croc free 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3374 Cecil the bookstore cat is no longer with us. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3375 When I opened this bookstore I promised myself, no cats! 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3376 IT MAKES WONDERFUL BOOK COVERS. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3377 I'm very competitive with my brother. He owns a china shop. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3378 He’s harmless unless he suspects you are shoplifting. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3379 ...so I think the real question is 'how does Amazon compete with us?"' 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3380 Sir, it clearly states you requested the free gift, with your volume of "The Izod Story". 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
3381 He's trained to bite when he hears the word Amazon. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3382 This is my Covid-detecting crocodile. Enter at your own risk. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
3383 ts only temporary. The alarm system is down. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
3384 It really pulls you into the story… ya know? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3385 We stick to 'no touching' policy. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3386 I’m not sure I buy this story on habitat loss. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
3387 I prefer the Oxford comma. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
3388 To be honest sir, this is also not what I expected from our collaboration with the National Geographic magazine 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3389 You can't judge a gator by his hide. 1.2347 0.04424 98 78 18 2
3390 Would you like "Gator boy" to autograph his new book, "Appetizers in the Bayou" for you? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
3391 Don't worry, it's just a dog with a rare hair condition 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
3392 He claims that he's Governor DeSantis's ghost writer for his new autobiography. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3393 You know how it is with local authors. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
3394 Are your hands sanitized Sir? 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
3395 He's the new mascot, ever since he ate the kestrel. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3396 She’s my muse, my Croc of Lit 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
3397 No, I'm really not sure what you mean by "the elephant in the room", Henry? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
3398 I advise against a second try. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3399 No one leaves without his snap of approval 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3400 I told you we shouldn’t have moved to Florida. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3401 An author who wrote, 'How to kill an Alligator", left it here for proof. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3402 He makes a lot of snap judgements. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3403 This is how we recycle 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3404 Yes, he's alive. He watches the newspapers and magazines for me. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
3405 Gotta respect small town security. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3406 We've replaced membership discounts and rebates with what we feel will be a more viscerally effective incentive-to-buy program. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3407 Don't you remember? He's part of your book order. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3408 It's a memoir about a cold-blooded killer. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
3409 If you ask me whether this is alligator or crocodile section, I’m going to scream 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3410 Cats lying around in bookstores is so yesterday. We are going in a different direction here. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3411 Book sales are down, but I heard crocs are flying off the shelf. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3412 His name is 'Lyle.' 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3413 Glad to see you have “See You Later, Alligator” in stock. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3414 Complaints? Talk to Chomps, our customer service manager. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3415 Don’t worry. He’s sleeping. 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
3416 Leather bound? Pfft. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3417 We call him Hemingway and he’s only drunk half the time. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3418 Can I interest you in something gator bound? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3419 I guess it's because people just don't appreciate books anymore... 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3420 Reptiles have prior climate change experience and stand a chance of continuing our literary traditions. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
3421 His new book "Take a Bite Out of Life" is fantastic! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3422 He's having the same separation anxiety issues as the other COVID puppies. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
3423 He's a great mouser. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3424 An alligator on books! 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3425 It's supposed to be books covered with Alligator, not Alligator covering books! 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3426 He's here to sign his new book, "Equity for Amphibians" . 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3427 We have a large selection of titles on dangerous therapy pets. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3428 No sudden movements and you should be fine. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3429 What can I say, we were short-handed… and so was he, badum-cha! 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3430 Our business is being overrun by both Amazons now. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3431 Welcome to Kestrels, Gators, and Books. No, the gator can't read. The books are for you. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3432 You can't tell a book by it's cover, so he wants to choose his book. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3433 Amazon has Bezos; this is my Bezos! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3434 After the kestrel went missing, we were going to re-brand, but we weren't sure if he was an alligator or a crocodile. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3435 Yes, it's Enormous. It's also the last Roald Dahl book signing we'll be having. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
3436 She's the new publicist for "Never Forget Your Alligator Shoes During The Divorce." 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3437 The best book recommendations in a snap. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3438 Tracking indicates that your book arrived yesterday but apparently the mailman has run away with it. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3439 It's not so much a signing as it's a vicious swiping. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3440 For such a snappy writer, his view of the world is surprisingly cold-blooded. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3441 She's our "Amazon" ambassador. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3442 Stanley's harmless, unless your pockets are full of chicken necks. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3443 Books about alligators are popular this season. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3444 Don't mind him; he's friendly. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3445 ‘I see from his tears he’s a Jane Austen fan’ 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3446 I think you took the whole ‘drain the swamp’ thing a bit too literally. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3447 Is Amazon that much better? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3448 He's only voracious in terms of reading, I promise. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3449 It's a snappy read that will grab you. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3450 It’s “Bring Your Pet to Work “ day. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3451 He wants to become a Walmart greeter. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3452 He loves people. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3453 I am sorry Sir, but according to witness statements, our new security manager came nowhere near your small dog. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3454 It’s reptile week. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3455 Allie? She’s friendly. PETA sent her to make sure we don’t sell any leather bound books made from alligator skin. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3456 Our new book theft security . 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3457 It may be a lovely binding, but the pages are missing. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3458 He's for the books that need to be chewed and digested thoroughly.” 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3459 See you later, translator! 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3460 He comes free when you buy a copy of 'DIY Handbags' 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3461 Sorry, it’s only available in hard cover. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
3462 See you later alligator." "Bye Marc" "Later, Jeff" 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3463 ‘I’m skeptical but Marketing thinks it may drum up interest in the Amphibians and Reptiles section.’ 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3464 It’s an anti-theft device. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3465 We also have it in cloth binding. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3466 If we have it, it's under "Crocodile. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
3467 After a while, croc—oh wait, who were you talking to? 1.2326 0.04430 86 68 17 1
3468 You must be browsing for a new belt. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3469 We’re trying to one up the thrilling browsing experience of the Kindle. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3470 It's $19.95 or you can bid on the one edition that comes with the late author 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3471 Once it picks you up, it won’t put you down. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3472 Yup, he just wandered in one day, ate the cat, and decided to stay. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3473 He keeps the browsers away. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3474 He's trained to sniff out book reviewers who have attitude. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3475 Our mascot, he loves readers just as much as he loves a good book! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3476 These books are worth an arm and a leg! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3477 If you ask for a Ben Shapiro book, he'll rip your fuking arm off. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3478 You just can't find people to work in Florida anymore. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3479 It's a sunny spot. He'll be gone in a few minutes. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3480 I let our security system go. He only eats what he can catch and he's much cheaper. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3481 Looks like when you ordered you had the choice of hardback, paperback, ebook, or the live crocodile version. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3482 I have an exchange deal with Florida 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3483 They say he is friendly but I think that is a croc 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3484 It may scare off some customers, but on the plus side shoplifting is way down. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3485 She eats bookworms and vegans. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3486 He swears he wrote it but I suspect he had a ghost writer. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3487 New security system, could be messy but so far no crime #mynewyork 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3488 I know you said you'd be selling the Crocodile Dundee biography, don't you think the display is a little much? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3489 You wanted to speak to the manager? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3490 Cash, credit, or poultry? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3491 He just devours the new arrivals. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
3492 When the Amazon took all of our business, I decided to take some back 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3493 Don't worry, he only hungry for literary critics. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3494 He’s the jacket cover. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3495 Al's cost us customers, but has cut down on the theft! 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
3496 Can you lend me a hand with these books? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3497 I told you I would see you later 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3498 We can't legally ban the customers' service animals, but we can eat them. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
3499 I've read it already. That book is a croc. 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
3500 From the makers of “Elf on the shelf”, meet “Minimum Wager Gator” 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3501 I couldn’t find a sitter. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
3502 Since I got him thefts and small dogs in purses are down 90% 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
3503 He's our shop mascot. We call him 'Boots'. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
3504 What alligator? 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
3505 Relax, he's been vaccinated. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
3506 You can scream, just don't cry. He's strangely affected by tears. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3507 He's cheaper than a security system 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3508 This is the manager. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3509 He is doing signings for The Official Preppy Handbook reissue. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
3510 Purchase three hardbacks,and you get a DIY briefcase kit. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3511 He brought in this manuscript and wants our opinion about getting it published. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3512 I'm confused... did you reserve a book on alligator 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3513 The alligator-skin edition will be available next week. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3514 Be with you in a minute - we're swamped. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3515 With big business taking over the book industry, we had to hire a greeting team that would rival Walmart’s” 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3516 Yeah,well,what're ya gonna do? 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3517 " To your continued success, from your friends at Amazon." 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3518 You didn't let the cat out did you? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3519 Right, sir, but YOU tell him to put on his mask! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3520 He's been having a tough week. His wife just left him for a crocodile. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3521 It's only there so that kids will beg their parents to come in. Very few of them come out in one piece, but no one likes having touchy kids in their store anyway 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3522 I'm pet sitting for my mashugana son. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3523 I'm trying to find a best seller.Something snappy! 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
3524 Allow me to recommend our synthetic bindings. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3525 here is your contracr for yor new book HOW I SURVIVED TRUMPS DRAINING OF THE SWAMP 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3526 Well, I suppose he could be considered a first edition. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3527 Every bookstore needs one. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3528 ignore him, he is hiding from the sewer inspector , he will leave when they pull away. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3529 No offense. He’s just promoting his new book. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3530 Woops! I see you ordered Gatorade, not a gator. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3531 This are our new selections about cold blooded murderers. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3532 He is here to protect his species from book binders. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3533 He ate the author of "Along the Amazon". The book signing should be interesting. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
3534 She doesn´t like your shining shoes 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
3535 From all reviews I've read, his 'write' is better than his 'bite.' 1.2308 0.04441 91 70 21 0
3536 Is this the 'later' or the 'after a while?' 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3537 This is our classic leather-bound thriller 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3538 If you buy one alligator, I’ll give you the second one for free. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3539 We have to stay on top of the food chain somehow 1.2308 0.06560 78 66 6 6
3540 ‘Break it you bought it.’ 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3541 He’s researching vegan leather 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3542 Yes, we serve people. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
3543 Hmm...let me see what I can find with a similar flavor Of Mice and Men 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3544 Good afternoon sir, are you here for the book biting? 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
3545 We’re trying that farm to table thing. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3546 That's the detective and in-vesti-gator section. . 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3547 Now remember, you can’t judge a book by its cover. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3548 She symbolizes our unwillingness to go down without a fight much better than the cat did. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3549 First edition, leather bound. One critic noted, here is a spoiler alert, the end of the tale has a bit of a bite. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3550 We're offering a social distancing pet with every purchase. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3551 A crocodile, you say? I hadn't noticed. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3552 He's the store's comfort animal through the pandemic 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3553 You’re the last customer I have left thanks to this Amazonian beast 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3554 Daphne says it’s called “experiential marketing’ 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3555 His name is Browser. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3556 If you have to ask, you can’t afford it. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3557 I left the "s" off when I ordered "Crocs" on Amazon. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3558 Oh! I thought you ordered ‘Crocwork Orange’! 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3559 That's the price. Take it or leave it. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3560 He’s part of a new work program for displaced wildlife 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
3561 Those are books about shoes. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
3562 He takes Visa, MasterCard or your right arm. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3563 The description says it grabs you, never let you go, and takes you on an underwater adventure that you'll never forget. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3564 He's a rescue so be careful, we're still training. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3565 Any questions about our policy of 'buy before you read?' 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3566 If you don't buy your book here, we'll send you something from 'amazon' also... 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3567 Well actually, we do hope to see you later... 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3568 I didn’t want to be another book store with a cat lazing about. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3569 It’s an allegory. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3570 His psychologist suggested book reading therapy to reduce aggressive behavior! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3571 Well, quite frankly Eric, your book just isn't snappy enough. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3572 Him? Well, the bookstore across the street got a fish tank, and we've got to stay competetive, don't we? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3573 Yep, it's the Crock Files. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3574 No, crocodiles have longer snouts. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3575 Hey Bob, the guy would like his change. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3576 He knows when someone comes to fiddle with the books to buy them online. Be careful. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3577 it's official now!!! we are part of the prehistoric era... 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3578 He handles returns without the receipts. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3579 Would you like to hear our return policy? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3580 He's trained to grab anyone unmasked and unvaccinated! 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
3581 Common error. It’s a crocodile, not an alligator. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3582 He's been swamped with admirers. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3583 We have fun telling blind customers it's braille. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3584 These guard gators are really catching on. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3585 His name is Snapper but don't worry. He only snaps at people he hates. Is this your first time here? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3586 He's no bother really. Just comes in now and then to smile amongst the leather. 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
3587 He booked it here from Florida. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
3588 The guard recommends you take off your belt and shoes before passing the security checkpoint. 1.2292 0.04312 96 79 14 3
3589 We can bound it in alligator but it’s rather expensive 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3590 Yes, we did have a store cat. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3591 Let sleeping crocs lie! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3592 He's not good mouse'er but pilferage is down to zero 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3593 I swear, he only eats books. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3594 If you’re just browsing, I suggest both hands in the pockets. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3595 Who? Chompy? Oh, he just wondered in one day... 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3596 He’s very friendly, but he might be suspicious of your belt. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3597 Meet Bezos. He's harmless, I swear. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3598 Just ignore him.. it's the third time he arrived late this week 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3599 Didn’t you hear? Cormac McCarthy’s new novel comes with visual effects. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3600 Where we keep our Glenn Beck Collection. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3601 No outside food, please. He's on a diet. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3602 He likes a good meaty story. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3603 Unlike the store cat we had, he prefers not to be petted. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3604 The last 2 customers bought a book so she's still hungry. Now, how may I help you? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3605 The vaccination ? Yes, but the mask is out of the question. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3606 Don't be intimidated; he lonely bites the browsers 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3607 He dreams of being a falcon. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3608 Good Morning Alan,I see our new security system has arrived. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3609 You probably won't read it, but it looks really impressive on the shelf. 1.2286 0.04398 70 55 15 0
3610 Your alligator's spent most the day just looking over that taxidermy course he came in with. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3611 Have you been vaccinated ⁉️ Meet crocodile Dun-Dee-Dun 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3612 No much of a conversationalist, but he's very well read. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
3613 Clyde here is just my version of a guard dog. He just prefers bigger treats than a cookie. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3614 We're trying to keep her out of the Children's section. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3615 This week only, buy one get one. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
3616 Say hello to Al, my new bookkeeper. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3617 We took out the middle man 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3618 Great book, it's called "the complete guide to Florida 2030!" 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3619 Don't worry proletariats safe, the croc has gulped up Das Capital". 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3620 He knows if you really love books. He knows. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3621 Curiosity gets them in the door. Caution keeps their visits short. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3622 He is signing his best seller today “the end of an era; the Birkin bag” 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3623 He's filling in until we get another cat. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3624 Pick up for Kanye West? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3625 Now, did you want that in paperback or leatherbound? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3626 Shoplifting has dropped 99%. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3627 'Terror Book Shop' 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3628 We weren't sure, so we laid him across A, B, and C... 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3629 Be glad we charge only an arm. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3630 If you pick this one up, you can't put it down. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3631 He's here for the Carl Hiassen signing. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3632 If you don't wear a mask in here, then you'll be be wearing a gator. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3633 He has uncanny ability to separate readers from browsing customers. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3634 He's our new Customer Service Representative. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
3635 Relax. We just have a few riddles for you. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3636 His brother is in boots, his sister is in handbags and he wrote the best seller, Hide and Speak. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3637 I have Gator here to help people to think twice before bringing their dogs in the store with them. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3638 He likes critics. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3639 It says here you're a Captain Hook sympathizer. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3640 They always say ‘in a while’ but you’re the first one who meant it. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3641 Actually it's a sleeping alligator, not a sleeping crocodile. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3642 He used to be somebody's pushy agent. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3643 He is the kind of reader that, after grabbing a book, does not let go. However, I find he is still not very reconcilled with the idea of really putting himself in the character's shoes. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3644 People kept threatening to drain the swamp, so I got into the book business. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3645 Fresh stock just arrived in the herpetology section 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3646 He's just here to brag that he’s on the NatGeo cover of this month 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3647 I'm looking for something leather bound. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3648 He's the only one we could find who wasn't on unemployment. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3649 How's your arm. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3650 What time is his book signing? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3651 The new Carl Hiaasen is out. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3652 Bill, what are you worried about? You’re white. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3653 It's Izod's organic line of clothing. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3654 In this case,you actually should judge a book by its cover 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3655 All books are 30% off, except the pop-ups. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3656 The alligator binding is exceptional. He is a tricky read, however. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3657 He scares away the book worms. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3658 I’m diversifying my product mix. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3659 No browsing allowed 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3660 The man on the right is saying, "No, I asked if you had books on crocodiles - not the other way round." 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3661 I won't have to feed him for a whole month now. Shoplifter. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3662 Not one shoplifter since he wandered in! 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3663 The book says he's just a figment of the imagination. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3664 ‘First time here ?’ 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3665 You haven seen a my chihuahua have you? 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3666 He'd be happy to validate your parking receipt..." 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3667 It’s the new Izod biography. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3668 Cold Blooded Reads 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3669 This is why I'm losing so much business to Kindle. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3670 jura-sick man thinking you can just walk in here like this 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3671 We don't have to feed him. He eats shoplifters. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
3672 I'm telling you, all you got to do is crack it open and it snaps you right into the story. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
3673 Custom leather binding, or something more exotic? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
3674 Surprisingly, they’re less maintenance than cats. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3675 She sells the Kindles. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3676 Oh, you again… 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3677 I let him eat customers when it becomes obvious they're not going to buy anything. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
3678 It's ok, gaters are a proven way to protect against the COVID. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3679 He prefers books over sewers. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3680 I heard you had genuine crocodile bound books, but I'm feeling a little uneasy about this purchase. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3681 For some reason he is mesmerized by unfortunate chins. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3682 It's the latest in leather-bound, interactive Suspense. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3683 Amazing. He digests volumes every day. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3684 It sells golf shirts, so we thought..... 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3685 Readers want something that grabs them. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3686 ‘Got any books on crocodiles?’ 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3687 Our cat suddenly disappeared 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3688 He’s our @InstaGator. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3689 I don’t think this is how the big book sellers are cutting costs Jim. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3690 No, just kidding. He CAN and WILL bite. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3691 That’s our best reviewer. He has a sort of an existential crisis because someone described his reviews as ‘toothless’’. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3692 He’s Head of Security… 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3693 Even the alligators are leaving Florida these days. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3694 They said that Crocs were back in style, but I’m still not sold on the color. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3695 You have to cast a really wide net to find any help in this economy. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3696 Boy I’m glad I caiman here! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3697 Since the 2020 Pandemic, my cats keep disappearing, and with the pet shortage, I figure why not try something different ?! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3698 He's works better than CCTV. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3699 It's a one book minimum to gawk at the gator sir. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3700 Reminds me of my old boss, just less cold-blooded 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3701 The End. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3702 It came with the place. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3703 Here for the interview? This will be a snap. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3704 DeSantis said we need one to dispose of masks and any brats who insist on wearing one. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
3705 I already told him-the Izod store is down the street. 1.2262 0.04592 84 65 19 0
3706 Moving the store to Florida may have been a hasty decision, but at least we don’t have to wear masks here. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3707 These books will only make you cry crocodile tears… the real sob stories are in the back. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3708 Nice boots dude, I remember Sheila well, we were swamp pals. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3709 Don’t worry, he only devours fiction 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3710 Just don’t make eye contact. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
3711 FedEx just dropped him off for the shoe factory next door 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3712 Tell us how we can improve your ‘customer experience’. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
3713 Uh, the reviewer said the book was a croc, too. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
3714 err he says 'can I call you Betty?' 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3715 Some dummy put him under A for alligator instead of C for crocodile. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3716 When the cold snap is over, its back to the subway"" 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3717 The free ones are to his right. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3718 the limit is 3 books 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3719 It only comes in hardback. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3720 Did you used to have a cat? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3721 Grady? He’s just here to remind you that leather bound books cause unnecessary deaths! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3722 I would prefer it in paperback, rather than outback. 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
3723 Don't judge him by his cover. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3724 If you can't tell the difference, just say "good-bye." 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3725 I could ask it to prove it's genuine, but I doubt you'd enjoy the experience. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3726 Amazon's got nothing on us 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3727 We’re doing a Peter Pan event later today 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3728 Don't mind Fred,here. He's been doubly vaccinated. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3729 Don’t worry—-he only eats cell phones 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3730 It's a promotion for the book on draining the swamp. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3731 He says he's just looking. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3732 It’s Alligator, not crocodile 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3733 Atlas Shrugged? Yes, just look in the alligator’s mouth. It’s all the way in the back. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3734 What happened to the penguins 1.2254 0.07006 71 61 4 6
3735 alright, well, I'll see ya later 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
3736 Curiosity killed my cat, so... 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3737 The cobbler didn't show up today. For some reason. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
3738 Of course for $9.00 a month more you can also get the online version. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3739 We're hoping to increase our online sales 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3740 Put your cellphone in there, you can get it when you leave. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3741 Don’t be afraid, he only bites customers who order books online. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3742 We cant compete with digital books so we've hired a consultant from the Amazon 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3743 Uh- read the room? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3744 Sir, I'd advise you not to smile at the crocodile 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3745 Now and then he devours a good book. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3746 He's written a very tasty memoir. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3747 He came from Amazon. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3748 ‘Unfortunately they forgot to take the leather off this one’ 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3749 So you say you work for Amazon, eh? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3750 You're not allergic, are you? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3751 The sale is over already? What a crock 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3752 We're pushing crocodile books for children this week 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3753 Pet him...he doesn't bite. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
3754 We had to diversify to compete with Amazon. Check out our selection of do-it- yourself boots, belts and briefcases. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3755 How much for the first edition gator? 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3756 I haven't decided whether to shelve her in Alligators or Crocodiles. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
3757 Today’s book signing features the only author whose account of draining the swamp is true. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
3758 Books you can live without. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
3759 This one has a snappy title! 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
3760 I would suggest that you leave your alligator shoes outside this bookstore. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
3761 If you want the alligator cover, we supply the material--you supply the labor. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
3762 I don't think you want to browse now for the alligator hide-bound editions of these books. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
3763 He was laid off recently. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3764 The shelter ran out of puppies. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3765 It’s actually a crocodile, not an alligator 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3766 No pressure, of course, but you should really avoid e-books 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3767 I assure you, this is the non-fiction section. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3768 It’s from some guy named Bezos. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3769 We suggest you zig zag as you browse. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3770 There’s an upcharge for leather-bound copies. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3771 That’s our ebook eater. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3772 Yeah, security can cost an arm and a leg these days! 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3773 It's okay to look. But please, no touching. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
3774 The best I can give you is store credit. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3775 He helps out in the Readers Digest section of our bookstore 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3776 She's a voracious ea-I mean reader 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3777 He can get very territorial about his reading material. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3778 Ironically, he’s from the Amazon. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
3779 Today's purchase comes with a gift 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3780 She's from the Amazon shipment. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3781 We used to have a big problem with shoplifting.reques 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3782 'The thrill they get in here is to make up for what's missing from the books.' 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3783 We’ve had a few Karen’s lately… 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3784 Photos with the author are welcome as long as we maintain social distancing. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3785 And your total is seve— would you please stop staring, she hates that. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3786 For the last time, Ed, it’s not a purse. It’s a man’s bag. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3787 They joke about "see you later" but separation anxiety can be serious for pets. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3788 Florida alligator files paperwork to finally adopt man who reads him books nightly 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3789 I'm sorry, that volume is on reserve for Captain Hook. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3790 That stack contains all the volumes on endangered species. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3791 Once he started this one, he couldn't put it down. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3792 Solved the cat problem. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3793 I thought you guys sold Penguin Classics. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3794 Consider it a discount, sir. Other stores would charge you an arm and a leg. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3795 He only bites people who don't know whether he's an alligator or a crocodile. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3796 He can be a little scary at times. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3797 After a while it doesn't seem so odd. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3798 This will be gobbled right up! 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3799 He's alive but docile since he learned book covers are made of paper. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3800 Nobody’s buyin’ books anymore, that’s for sure. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3801 This is what happens when you order from “the” Amazon. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3802 He takes his Staff Pick very seriously. 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
3803 eh…it’s safer than living in florida. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3804 Aah, so later has become now 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3805 It doubles as a doorstop. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3806 These all natural products are great; check out my new hole punch. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3807 He'll be reading from Swamplandia at 4:00 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
3808 Just don't check the prices with your phone and you'll be fine. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3809 If you buy a copy of his book, he'll sign it for you. If you don't ... 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3810 His signing starts after his nap. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3811 He likes the story overall,but suggest that you add more meat to your novel. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3812 Ya know..for when we get swamped. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3813 So, does he bite?" "See for yourself.... 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3814 The owner thinks it will be great publicity. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
3815 Sir, "The Enormous Crocodile" can be found in Aisle 4 under Dahl. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
3816 We hire him out to anyone who wants to make a tearful public apology! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3817 He's hungry for non-fiction. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3818 Anything else,other than that,laying around? 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
3819 He is part of Izod's special promotion. Anyone that buys a Polo shirt incurs his wrath. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3820 And would you like the three-hole punch or just two? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3821 We keep it a little chilly in here so he only goes after Hemingway buyers. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3822 We used to have a cat problem. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3823 Perforation free with any purchase. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3824 Florida 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3825 We have a strict return policy. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
3826 He’s a primary source for all of our leather items…I think 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3827 Oh my gosh, they've sighted an alligator roaming our downtown streets." 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3828 He likes to be first at perusing new arrivals. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
3829 Leather bound items are on my right. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
3830 The inventory shows three copies of "Leathercraft For Dummies" but I can't locate them. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3831 My wife tried to put him in a croc pot, so I rescued him and he hangs out here to avoid her. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3832 Inside are precisely cut folios. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3833 No, we haven’t seen your delicious little chihuahua anywhere. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3834 I see you're back for another five finger discount. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3835 Sorry about that. He usually spends his time reading. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3836 Jumanji? Picture books...top shelf. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3837 Ok, let's do ostrich instead. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3838 Sorry, no children’s books. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3839 We are an old school business so we went old school with our loss control program. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3840 Governor DeSantis' gift of appreciation to the other 49. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
3841 He’s harmless. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3842 Does he come in any other colours? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3843 Seems the only benefit is the tip jars don't disappear 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
3844 He didn't like the staff picks -- that's why I'm a little short-handed at the moment. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
3845 He comes free for anyone who will take our back stock of National Geographics. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3846 He hails from Amazon. Infer what you will. 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
3847 Oh, that..! It is for those customers that like to personalize their book with their own hand-made hard cover. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3848 We had the last copy anywhere. If you can get him to cough it up, it's yours, free. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3849 This new atlas of reptiles is remarkably realistic” 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3850 My upper half remained entirely undigested but my lower half is a whole different story. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3851 New employee. Works for $5 an hour plus fingertips! 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3852 He's a new addition 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3853 I am so sick of everyone assuming they will see me “after awhile.” 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3854 We strongly enforce our vaccination policy 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
3855 -“Clouds of smoke issue from his dilated nostrils! The earth trembles with his thunder…” -“ Sorry, I don’t mean to interrupt, but is this Lincoln and 1st?” 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3856 The e-reptile dysfunction books are kindle only 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3857 Don't worry about him sir, he's here to sign his latest book on reptilian conspiracies 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3858 Yeah. Seems like everyone’s been asking about that. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3859 Meet my lawyer, Al Litigator. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3860 We decided not to drain this swamp 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3861 Come right in- masks not required, but gaiters are. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3862 You should consider pest control 1.2222 0.05865 90 76 8 6
3863 This must be what you meant by later. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3864 He loves your taste in nonfiction but hates your taste in boots. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3865 Can I get it in paperback instead? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3866 The cat's out sick so we got a loaner. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3867 I wouldn't try any sudden moves if I were you. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
3868 He’s my new front of house manager. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
3869 Florida’s poet laureate seeks political asylum in country’s last independent bookstore. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
3870 If you try to buy more books before you’ve finished the ones at home, she’ll eat you. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3871 We used to have a problem with shoplifting. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3872 I see you've met Ally before. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3873 No, this is the Africa section, hence the crocodile. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3874 Turns out he can read, so he came in and ate the Kestrel , and now he’s just settling in. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3875 All our books come from the other Amazon. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3876 The labor shortage is getting wild 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3877 The caption contest was better before it was on Instagram 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
3878 The cat is on break 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3879 free with every purchase over $100 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3880 Over here we have our worst sellers. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3881 We're getting bought out by The Amazon. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3882 He'll grow on you. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3883 The publisher thought it would spice up the book tour. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3884 It's a promotional tie-in with a biography about René Lacoste, called "See You Later, Alligator." 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3885 The kestrel? Turns out alligators can snap those little suckers right out of the air. Who knew? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3886 No I haven’t had my eye prescription checked in a few years. Why do you ask? 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
3887 This is a crock. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3888 Nice purse. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3889 That’s our take-a-penny, leave-a-hand tray in case you’re a bit short. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3890 Shoplifting has really gone down, but then so have sales. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3891 Someone returned Jumanji so its on close out. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3892 This way we don't have to always clean up the fur. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3893 Do you have any reptilian non-fiction? 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
3894 We have the ghost writer of Peter Pan with us in the store today. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3895 Wow he’s from the Amazon? Talk about irony. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3896 It’s the latest meta-mash-up prequel. “Jurassic Peter Pan Park.” 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3897 No, he won't steal your idea. He might eat your kidney. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3898 We used to be one of those bookstores with a resident cat. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3899 Pack your things in its mouth and they’ll be safe on your plane. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3900 We’ve been dealing with a lot of book theft lately. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3901 Don’t judge the croc by it’s cover 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3902 My cat disappeared one day, and this little guy showed up to take his place. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3903 We couldn't get an elephant. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3904 Would you like him to sign your copy? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3905 He's been fed so not to worry. He won't take your last arm. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3906 This section is half off. Not sure if that means price or limb. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3907 …So we ordered the organic crocodile leather paperweight. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3908 Bite or bitch? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3909 They were out of cats. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3910 Prime delivered him in 2 days from the Amazon acquisition 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3911 What a croc of shit 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3912 I’ve heard of book worms… but this is extreme 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3913 We’re doing a Peter Pan skit for some orphans tomorrow. I’ll have them take turns playing Hook. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3914 The extraneous merchandise is how most independent bookstores stay afloat. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3915 E-books are killing my business. What else could it be? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3916 The cat disappeared, so we took him in. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3917 It’s the latest by Carl Hiaasen 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3918 We got her after someone ran off with our cat. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3919 '...the crushing bite on the right arm immediately ceased with a fatal shot to Mr. Croc's left eye' 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3920 We specialize in reptilian thrillers. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3921 We are trying to gain customers so we got a store pet. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3922 Oh him? He’s here to remind you not to make snap judgements about the book before you read it. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
3923 I feel I should have opted for sidewalk delivery. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
3924 When the reviewer said, 'it's a croc,' he literally meant it. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
3925 Many writers need a thicker skin. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
3926 Bookmark or dog ear? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
3927 I suggest a different genre if you’re starting to see things. 1.2198 0.04766 91 75 13 3
3928 Don't worry. People who browse and buy have a good customer experience. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3929 No, I said he’s a voracious eater. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3930 He’ll bite the hand off anyone who tries to take a pic for social media purposes. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3931 You get one with the purchase of the Rene Lacoste biography. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3932 Your agent got here early. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3933 We don't frown on browsing but let's just say you may want to buy a few books. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3934 Buy anything by Ron Paul, and get a free alligator. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3935 Sorry...we're out of books on small animals 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3936 Don’t worry, he’s been vaccinated. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3937 He bites 1.2195 0.04760 82 67 13 2
3938 The rent control lease in in her name. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3939 We're promoting our Cajun Cuisine collection. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3940 Oh it looks like that one has a genuine leather cover! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3941 Feel free to browse for 10 minutes. If you haven’t replaced the book, he’ll take your arm off. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3942 When I tell people this isn't a library, I want them to take me seriously. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3943 No, no, no. This is the alligator section. Crocodiles are two rows back. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3944 You're safe. He only eats children who don't fulfill their summer reading commitments. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3945 This week we’re offering a free pair of crocs with the purchase of five hardcover books. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3946 I’m here for the Steve Irwin biography and free gift. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3947 She's taking her mid-day nap. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3948 That's our Worst Sellers section. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3949 Those are for people looking for something a little more challenging. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3950 Oh, him? That's Mr. Gator. He lived in the sewers until '88 or so, and after they pulled him out, he bought a building in Tribeca for, like, a dollar or something. He's rich as fuck now, dude. He owns this place and, like, half of Williamsburg. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3951 Your leather bound copy will be ready next week. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3952 Relax. It’s his quiet time. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3953 The sitter didn't show up today. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3954 He's part of our leather bound collection. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3955 She's my better half, but she only reads people . . . 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3956 . . . and today we have a special in DIY leather book covers. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
3957 He suggests a hippopotamus belt 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3958 I’ve saved a bundle on receipt paper. No one asks for one anymore. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3959 I’ve had to get creative due to the labor shortage 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3960 Try getting that on Amazon 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3961 It’s a new niche market.” “Bind your own book kits, this the part of the leather bound kit. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3962 I wouldn’t be too specific about the kind of shoes you were looking for if I were you. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
3963 Whatever you do, don't refer to him as a crocodile. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3964 We have a very strict no returns policy. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3965 Hemingway here handles returns. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3966 He's had an amazing impact on shoplifting. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3967 He's really cleaned up the neighborhood... all those barking dogs...gone...all those drug dealers on the corner...gone...but...I do miss my wife... 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
3968 I grew rather tired of the elephant in the room. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3969 Well I do wish he would have spit out my class ring. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
3970 I hear it's a gripping tail you just can't set down. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3971 Leather-bound? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3972 Funny thing; we haven't seen the cat since last Tuesday. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
3973 He's my emotional support reptile. He helps me by eating people whose smiles are more sinister than his. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3974 Please don't handle the Alligator unless you intend to purchase him 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3975 Turns out we DO have a lay-away plan. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3976 He can smell a browser a mile off. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3977 That's when I understood why they say 'See you later, alligator'. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3978 What’s with the croc?” “Hey watch your language, pal; this is a family bookstore. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3979 I know, Suzie went and left you for some Crocodile Rock 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3980 She’s been snapping up the classics this week 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3981 This is such a croc! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3982 He’s a bestselling author from Florida. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3983 He's a ravenous reader. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3984 Oh, she's a voracious reader 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3985 You're too early, clearly he's still resting. The signing starts at noon. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3986 I've been told our return policy is somewhat draconian. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3987 He hangs out here to be near our small edition bound in his brother. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3988 It is Sunshine-Alligator, they live in Canada from April through October 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3989 We're discontinuing alligator leather covers and bindings 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3990 I bought it by accident over the phone. Someone offered me a real caiman, but I thought they said a Neil Gaiman. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3991 Nothing to worry about … unless you’re ‘just browsing’ of course. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3992 Apparently, your wife placed this order. Obviously, you should show her how to use our app. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3993 It costs extra but there is the option to get the book bound in alligator hide. Plus, you get to select where on the alligator the hide comes from. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3994 Sir, we ask that you not handle the first editions without the assistance of a staff member. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3995 No, he doesn’t bite… 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
3996 It's a new alligator skin bound book by Governor Ron DeSantis. "How I Cried Crocodile Tears: Covid-19 and Its Florida Victims" 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3997 I did a trade deal with an Australian bookseller! I thought she said crocodile binders, but she actually said ‘minder!’ 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3998 I'm sorry, but it seems as though there's been a devivery problem with the book you ordered. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3999 And here I thought the latest political bestseller was a real crock. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
4000 We’ve had a hard time moving merchandise lately. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4001 You can’t judge these books by its cover. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4002 Now that the store is open again, I don’t trust him being left at home with our cat and dog. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4003 These stacks upfront are a bunch of croc. Best sellers are in the rear. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4004 We do sustainable book binding. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4005 FYI. The last person who started to say, "See you later...." ended up losing a hand in the Murder Mystery section. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4006 He's our new hire in training. It was either him or pay a livable wage. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4007 He's a stray who just wandered in one day. 1.2174 0.06807 69 59 5 5
4008 He’s a new arrival - Most readers can’t put him down or hold him off. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
4009 What? This? This is my three-hole punch for manuscript binding. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4010 I’ll take that large book bag to go with my shoes. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4011 Our new security system was hacked, so we decided to switch to a more reliable approach. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4012 Ever since we installed Ollie at the Returns desk, inventory is down 30%. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4013 We have a very liberal return and exchange policy. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4014 Izod guy forgot his bag. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4015 Our investi-gator eats the customers who only buy coffee 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4016 And if you try to take another book from his piles, you'll lose the other arm as well. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4017 You may, but let him sniff your hand firs 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4018 No, we don't sell handbags or shoes. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4019 His father donated the first hardback cover. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
4020 This one's a great beach read. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4021 Also, my friend would like to recommend a particular small volume of verse. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4022 Put Harry Potter in the history section, I dare you. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4023 We measure him like a horse. Right now he’s 17 hands full. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4024 Don't ask what happened to the cat 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4025 . It’s a page eater. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4026 This author knows how to drain the swamp. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
4027 Let me know if you have any questions. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4028 My wife nixed having a bookstore cat. She's allergic. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4029 These books teach Critical Croc Theory. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4030 I don’t believe we carry titles related to the sewer system, but my associate might be able to help. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4031 Oh Gary here caught a new strain of the West Nile virus. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
4032 Do you have any shoes? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4033 I'm going for that alligator Loki aesthetic to attract a younger clientele. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4034 No one tries to shoplift anymore. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4035 He dictated it to an editor who golfs at Bedford,, and, well, then he was really famished 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4036 Alarming, I know. But we've defunded the police. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4037 I said voracious eater, not reader. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4038 He ate the cat, I have no choice. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4039 The FLORIDA TRAVEL book section will probably be safe for an hour. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4040 Before you ask, our no returns policy applies to EVERYTHING in the store 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4041 Free with a Covid Vaccine 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
4042 I knew the neighborhood was done when I saw giraffes having coffee at the diner up the street. 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
4043 The first chapter is quite challenging 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4044 I wanted an Adventurous book but what could get more adventurist than this. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4045 How can I be sure his biography isn't ghost-written? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4046 We needed something to sell all those exotic animal cookbooks. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4047 Book theft was getting out of hand. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4048 He's up for office next month you know! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4049 What? You’ve never seen an alligator pocket book before? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4050 I keep telling him "Rare Reptiles" is down the street... This is the Rare BOOK Store! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4051 Well, we do have a sign out front warning those with allergies. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
4052 We've had some theft lately. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
4053 Leather bound books?" "Talk to this fellow 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4054 Don’t worry, he’s friendly. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4055 Been a lot of shoplifting recently? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
4056 Since he has been reading Anatomy, he no longer has an appetite for hands. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
4057 Happy Wednesday. Chubbs will give you a hand. 1.2167 0.05621 60 50 8 2
4058 It looks intimidating, but it really grabs you and won't let go. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4059 I recommend you make your purchase before his lunch break. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4060 He comes with a do-it-yourself boot and messenger bag manual. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4061 You’ve heard of bodega cats right? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
4062 We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4063 He ate the cat, so we kept him for reference. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
4064 Pets are allowed. We’re trying to get more business. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
4065 His bark is not worse than his bite. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4066 Theft is down, but there’s been a nasty lawsuit! 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4067 Krok just munched a raptor, you're good. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
4068 don't worry, he's just here for the croc seminar. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4069 He feels really bad about biting your arm off, he now has a strong urge to know you better. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4070 Same old, but more confident somehow... 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4071 Sorry, that one's not for scale. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4072 Remember the old saying, "Don't poke the bear." Just don't. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4073 If you are thinking of titles to order on Amazon, speak to my assistant, she will be happy to sink her teeth into it. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4074 We keep him as a reminder of the competition—Amazon. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4075 Now that you mention it, I haven't see the cat recently. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4076 Ned would like to know if you think Naturalism is still a relevant genre in the Age of Information. I'd consider my answer carefully. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4077 Yes, it is a first edition. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4078 Yeah well, anything from the other Amazon is deadlier. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
4079 Everybody’s talking about climate change, but they’re ignoring the elephant in the room. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4080 They said we needed a gimmick to draw people in. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4081 A pandemic puppy would have been too mainstream 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4082 People were punching their own holes in our Loyalty Cards. We needed something.. distinctive. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4083 Wow, these anti-anxiety meds are really something. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4084 It’s been a brutal and bumpy time finding new staff 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
4085 . I will return. . . in a while crocodile. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4086 It discourages people from reading before buying. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4087 ... by Jordan Peterson you say? Of course, just follow Mr. Snaggletooth into the "self-help" pond. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
4088 He doesn't bite, go ahead and browse 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
4089 Nobody shoplifts here twice. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4090 the kestrel kept flying away every time the door was open 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4091 Don't mind Al. I like to think of him as my service animal. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4092 She”a improved our loss retention. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4093 He's catches more mice than the cat and is more affectionate than the cat,so,I keep him. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
4094 He'll eat page 256 if you buy a copy. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4095 She will only do fine luggage. Do you want to speak to her? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4096 Thinks they're a cat. Always has. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4097 All the dogs were adopted by people working from home during the pandemic 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4098 I had to hire him. He's a protected species in this area. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4099 He ate the cat,and then he wouldn’t leave. 1.2154 0.05367 65 54 9 2
4100 It's a long story. Something better digested with small bites. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4101 It's a free gift with the Cajun Cooking Encyclopedia you're buying. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4102 It's different, but our shoplifting problem is way down. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4103 Some first editions literally cost an arm and leg. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4104 Sorry Mr. Gaetz but your son's poor pre-release sales have cost you an arm and a leg. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
4105 She has some thoughts about your review 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4106 If you want to devour the latest bestseller, but don't have the time. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4107 Don't be afraid. He gets a little wild if he smells fear. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4108 He's also here for the launch 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
4109 Should I staple your receipt to the bag? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4110 The way he acts, you'd think he owns the place! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4111 He wants to talk to you about your review. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4112 It's perfectly okay to smile at a crocodile, but if you stick your thumbs in your ears and wiggle your fingers you're going to see some action. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4113 That section is a bunch of croc 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
4114 Who’s a pretty little kitty? You are! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
4115 You will find his book in the Self-Help section...Crocodile Tears: True and Sincere 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4116 Well, we use him to offer deckle edge cutting on any book you purchase, while you watch. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4117 It's good to know there is something more antiquated than a bookstore. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
4118 Carl Hiaasen book signing tonight. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4119 He's a crocodile, not and alligator. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4120 Don't mind the stalker in the back, he read "Never Ending Story" while high and claims that there's an alligator on the counter 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4121 This is Lyle. Would you like a signed copy? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4122 You don't get THAT on Amazon 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
4123 Good help has been hard to find lately and he was the only applicant. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
4124 Farm-to-table fad hits department stores 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
4125 No, we haven't stocked any leather-bound books ever since Niles started here. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4126 We borrowed him from the "crocs" store next door. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4127 He backs off after you sanitize. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4128 He’s been hiding out here ever since that unfortunate incident on the eleventh green. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4129 If he doesn't buy something soon, we'll be opening a new boots and handbag section. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4130 Actually, his tastes are quite evolved. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4131 She prefers a good crime novel to "Peter Pan", surprisingly. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4132 Orders from the Insurance Company, the dog didn't cut it. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
4133 He loves bookworms. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
4134 So you’re not in the market for security cameras? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4135 I didn't want the stereotypical bookstore cat. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4136 Rest assured, it'll make you cry real tears! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4137 He has more book than bite. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4138 He climbed to the top of the best-sellers and now everyone’s too afraid to take him off. Same thing happened with Gary Chapman. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4139 It's a biting satire with snappy dialogue but the plot's a little weak. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4140 He wrote a cookbook, but it's not really selling. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
4141 In case you aren't aware, we specialize in misinformation. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4142 When I said "I've given up crocs", I meant the shoes. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4143 Don’t worry, he only eats cats. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4144 Of course we offer all political perspectives-take your pick! 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
4145 That’s Jeff. I’m not sure how it happened. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4146 We’re trying out our new animal-coded organization system, people keep confusing the A and C sections 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4147 The pandemic really pushed forward small business’ touchless pay systems. 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
4148 He’s great company in the store and very personable with any customers. I’ve never seen him snap at anyone. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4149 First of all, it’s a crocodile. And he’s not ‘huge,’ he is a healthy size for his age. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4150 Don’t loose your time, he’s embalmed... Yeah!, it’s me talking, the crocodile… and we don’t have that book by the way 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4151 In-person book readings just got sassier 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4152 Rudyard Kipling was unavailable. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4153 What did you think I meant when I said I had a ‘bookstore’ specializing in aunt control? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4154 Sorry, no browsing allowed 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4155 You aren’t allowed in here anymore, Frank. That’s why we had to buy the gator. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4156 This is the buy one, get two bites free section. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4157 The real alligator problem is that he’s always reading but never buys anything. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4158 Yes! Your DIY crocodile leather package had arrived 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4159 Up-selling the hard backs, I see. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4160 We do have one book you can judge by its cover. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
4161 The shredder broke down. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
4162 He doesn’t lick, but he may bite you to death. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
4163 Why yes, we DO carry title suitable for the reptilian brain. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
4164 We're publishing his bio. He's the croc who took the hand of Captain Hook. He spent his latter years in the leisure shoe business. Interesting read. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
4165 Buy a book , you get one free! 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
4166 Have you met our new hole punch? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4167 He winters in Florida. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4168 A bunch of copies have already been snapped up. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4169 That's the story of fearing for your life. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4170 My wife told me to get some crocs. I didn't know she meant shoes! 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
4171 He came with the lease. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4172 Buy my book or I’ll kill this alligator 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4173 He just loves to hide in the reads. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
4174 That's right. We don't carry anything with "captain" or "hook" in the tile. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4175 His book is about his affiliation with Chemise Lacoste. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
4176 And as the jokes pile in, yes, it was the intern 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4177 After many complaints, we had to replace the Bookstore cat with the only hypoallergenic animal I could find, an alligator. He also serves as a great Security Guard! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4178 I highly recommend you stay for his book signing. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4179 Everyone's a critic." 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4180 Swallowed a very valuable timepiece, I'm told. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4181 My former security guy didn’t show so… 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4182 He's just resting until the next author comes in. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4183 your book "how to make alligator leather shoes" came in with an ikea construction kit 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4184 He bites the hand that reads him. 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
4185 When David realized “later gater” was a little too literal… 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4186 It's a hide-bound perennial favorite. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4187 Correct, we used to have a cat. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4188 Just show him your belt is not made of alligator skin,and your good to go. He's searching for his lost brother. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4189 Don’t you have it in paperback? 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4190 It ate the cat, so the store needed a new mascot. I thought, why not? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4191 Carlos says you should buy that complete leather-bound set of Zola over there. And be quick about it. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4192 It's easier than hauling the remainders to the recycling bin. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4193 That'll be an arm and a leg. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4194 He lost his job on Wall Street. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4195 I wanted a tiled counter but something got lost in translation. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4196 He ate all the hand sanitizer, so we’ve decided to give him an internship until the next delivery shows up. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4197 „It’s ok, he doesn’t bite, he just wants to play“ 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4198 finally, been waiting for you to come and gator” 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4199 He finds being read to quite soothing. Especially fond of thrillers. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4200 No shoplifting since I got this new paperweight 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4201 He’s useful as a bookbinder; and it’s true, we don’t get much shoplifting… 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4202 He gets upset only when someone doesn't buy anything. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4203 After a while,crocodile 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4204 He stamps each book after a purchase. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4205 I hope you're not allergic. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4206 Yes,there's been a cat shortage in the city. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4207 It's a MAGA-dile making sure you choose well. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
4208 Do you need any change back? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4209 Since our new security is in place… shoplifting is way down. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4210 It’s something I ordered from the Amazon… 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4211 That’s our law section. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4212 She's ugly, scaly, venomous, and has the worst breath known to mankind, but enough about my wife, let's discuss the alligator's price. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
4213 No we don't sell cupcakes 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4214 We're opening up a Florida location; he's scouting for salesclerks. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4215 She's a little off today. She just came up from 20,000 leagues under the sea. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4216 We're an Amazon pop-up store 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4217 Can I interest you in something with a surprise ending? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4218 Sorry about your arm but I keep my overhead down if my assistant takes his salary in snacks. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4219 Animal Farm”? All gone, I’m afraid 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4220 Too many politicians in the swamp these days, drove another croc to higher ground. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4221 He came in with The Prince of Tides and hasn't left. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4222 Actually, he ate the author. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4223 Our friend here is taking a stand against leather bound books. Feel free to browse! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4224 I’ve got something right up your alli! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4225 Carl Hiassen has really outdid himself with his latest book about the Everglades. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4226 Yeah we have it... Just wait here with Amanda for a moment and I'll go to the back and grab that for you. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4227 I really didn’t mean it when I said see u later alligator 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4228 I reduced the number of books leafed and not bought 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4229 After the pandemic,we were swamped 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4230 All the best sellers have been snapped up. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4231 It’s great to keep a safe distance with customers, but the constant fear of being eaten alive is a major downside 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4232 No one's stolen a book in over ten years. Mike Turcotte Wells, Me 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4233 He's retired and practically a fossil, like most of us who browse here. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4234 Can I interest you in a thriller? 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4235 No need for concern. All our leather bindings are humanely sourced. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4236 It’s turned out to be a darned good way to predict a bestseller 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4237 Go ahead and pet him -- he's just a big old softie. 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
4238 Shoplifting has fallen dramatically, but then again so have total sales. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4239 Browse all you like... but if you break the spine of any book, she'll break yours. 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
4240 Returns dept at Amazon told me to keep it and issued me a refund 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
4241 His signature is worse than his bite. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4242 He can smell browsers, shoplifters, and the unvaccinated. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4243 It’s the latest fashion in high-end bindings. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4244 The new book by Trump is guaranteed to produce crocodile tears or your money back. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4245 Please don't let the store alligator out. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4246 ……no sir, it’s a promotion,,,,travel restrictions you know. You are unable to go on safari so we are bringing safari to you…. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4247 Yes, the book signing is still on. The advertised author was a no-show, but we have a compelling sub. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4248 Says here this IS the softcover. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4249 Oh, he's cut down the shoplifting significantly. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4250 Our cat decided to enroll in a bookstore pet exchange program. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4251 Why yes,we do have a guide to the Everglades. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4252 You're in luck, sir. Albert and I have curated a list for the voracious reader. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4253 He discourages shoplifters. 1.2113 0.06628 71 61 5 5
4254 Look, I'm not a fan of corporate's anti-shoplifting system either, but you can't argue with the results. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4255 All of our books are uniquely used. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4256 Watch out, man. These things give you the worst paper cuts. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4257 Hey! Don’t judge a croc by its cover. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4258 The Real Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile will sign books after the reading. Right now he's digesting his poodle. 1.2113 0.06628 71 61 5 5
4259 Alan, you have to smile at the customer. But not too much teeth. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4260 Don't worry, he just needs to get bayou. 1.2111 0.04468 90 74 14 2
4261 Hello sir. Have I got a croco-deal for you! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
4262 Here is your specialty meat 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
4263 Ada helps us enforce social distancing. She's cheaper than a security guard. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
4264 He’s fine, as long as you agree with his views on dystopian sci-fi. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4265 He really likes to devour tasty novels. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4266 As a matter of fact, we haven’t been robbed since we got him. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4267 I never feed him…he’s trained to eat those that read without buying. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4268 Just a minute, sir, I’ll have to check and see if my associate will release the title that you’re requesting. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4269 Pretty cool, huh? It is the complete works of David Attenborough Box Set. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4270 My daughter keeps saying we need to be more like Amazon. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
4271 It's a croc, man 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
4272 This one's a sleeper 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4273 See ya later,Ali... you know the deal. Heh Heh. 1.2105 0.06301 76 65 6 5
4274 The bookworm is now evolved. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
4275 He's really a pussy cat of a partner, and really enjoys leafing through the old National Geographic magazines! 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
4276 Cuts down on browsers… 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4277 I prefer nonfiction. I think fiction is a crock. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4278 Him. Oh, he’s just promoting the latest in his “A is for Alligator” series. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4279 Let's 'not' talk about the alligator in the room. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4280 See you took my advice to boost sales by add a petting zoo. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4281 See you in a while crocodile! 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4282 He keeps people from folding the corners of the books. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4283 He devours rare editions. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4284 Is this your first time? We're known for our nature section. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4285 But on the plus side, he's also a voracious reader. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4286 Shoplifting is way down since we got him. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4287 Your book came in. Help yourself, but Krocky'’s still reading it.” 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4288 Yeah, the next twenty-five days are going to be interesting. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4289 ‘Is this available in paperback?’ 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
4290 Relax, Nathan. It's just another man. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
4291 She’s here to promote her book, I’m No Crocodile 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4292 Sorry. No, that doesn’t come in paperback. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4293 I named him Bezos” 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
4294 The bodega cat is looking a little different these days 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4295 He’s very friendly unless you don’t buy anything 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
4296 Signing today with Niel Caiman 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
4297 My therapy falcon died so I upgraded to Fred. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4298 Andy gave ‘Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance’ two claws up, but I don’t think he’s ever actually read it. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4299 Yes John, this level of security is necessary these days in NYC 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
4300 Didn't you know? Crocodile Doc's are the in thing this year. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4301 If you browse but don't buy you need to see Allie for parking validation. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4302 The gambling store has a card shark, so why not? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4303 It Came from the Swamp. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4304 What do you mean "Why is there a crocodile in the store"? That's an alligator. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
4305 Florida Man (of Miami-Herald fame) tries to cheat Fate by moving to NYC 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4306 Amazon has taken over. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4307 He makes sure you're careful when you're browsing 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4308 Sorry, we’re swamped today. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4309 This gator can provide 500 pairs of shoes, 750 billfolds, 1,000 belts and a supply of dental implants! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4310 He's guarding the list of banned books 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4311 And do you have it in the normal paperback edition also? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4312 He's our Returns manager. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4313 He's our best Rep on the tile, is that too obvious? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4314 So I finally let him eat a whole stack of books so he could learn his lesson. Gotta let them make their own mistakes, you know? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4315 Yes, we take inclusivity very seriously here 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4316 When I said "see you later, alligator" I was purely joking 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
4317 This is Alley our new store pet--we have not had one robbery since we got him." 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4318 Intimidating cover,but quick to digest. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4319 I'm sorry sir, but you misread the ad. These books on my right are not leather-bound, they're bound for leather. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4320 According to this, Book Worms are a preferred dietary item for his species. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4321 The rhino wasn’t working out 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4322 Yup, an alligator with every purchase. It's the only way we can compete with Amazon. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4323 Is there some reason why this edition is so heavily redacted? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4324 We're having to get creative to compete with Amazon, it comes free with every copy of the enormous crocodile 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4325 Corporate messed up the order. I ordered more Chock Full O’ Nuts, not Croc Full O’ Nuts. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4326 She helps customers who want the Amazon experience. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4327 Feel free to browse as long as you dare. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4328 He'll be reading from his version of Peter Pan. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4329 Sales are actually up since we got him , and thefts are way down 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4330 Now thats a big spine! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4331 I'll read it on Kindle 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4332 People did not get the social distancing 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4333 It was supposed to come in bookmark size to give a swamp-like illusion to our books 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4334 See those teeth, they shred straight through paper. He’s a real electricity saver 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4335 Ignore the fake news 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4336 It's his finished/unfinished work: "My Lifelong Study Of Reptiles" 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
4337 Sorry sir, we only accept returns with the original packaging 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4338 I'm looking for my fingers, So I can turn the pages. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4339 Since it's been here we've had no complaints about our policy for customers to either wear a mask or display a vaccination card. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4340 Is the Suspense killing you? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4341 That’s an optional cover you bind yourself. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
4342 See you later, 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4343 You ordered from Amazon 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4344 Claims his grandfather's buried here... 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4345 It's Children's Book Month. Tomorrow we have a bear coming in. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4346 He’s trained to catch shoplifters. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4347 His name is Dewey and he’s got your number. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4348 Thanks for stopping by, but I don’t think you are his size. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4349 I have to ask my boss if we accept alligator returns. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4350 Don't worry, she's trained to only attack Jeff Bezos 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
4351 I’m looking for a book I could really sink my teeth into 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4352 I'd like to read something that goes with my polo shirt. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4353 He won’t sleep without a bedtime story. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4354 my crocodile loves ayn rand 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4355 Look what the falcon brought home. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
4356 He’s a harsh critic but he knows what sells. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4357 Does it come in paperback? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4358 Oh! Fresh Book Binding. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
4359 She’s a big fan of J.M. Barrie. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4360 Well it says here that he's from Amazon. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4361 The cat became a cliche. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4362 Sure sales are down since he walked in, but there has been zero shoplifting! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4363 He is on his final job rotation here.. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4364 No sudden moves, no staring and don't hum any Cajun tunes and you'll be fine" 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
4365 We also have outdoor eating. It's your choice. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4366 IT'S BETTER THAN THROWING THE BOOKS IN THE DUMPSTER. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4367 It’s an author signing event for Lyle, but he says you look a little fishy to him. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4368 He was part of a 'Peter Pan' reissue promo tour in the '90s and found he liked the place so well he decided to stay. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4369 I don’t condone the use of guns 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4370 Here to chew some of you're bestsellers 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4371 This author is very protective of his competitor's books. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4372 What I meant to order was “Books on Alligators” 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4373 I just got tired of everybody telling me they’re voracious...so I thought, I’ll give you voracious. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4374 Inflatable or not, this is not who I expected to sleep on my book. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4375 His name is Amazon...and don't worry he's vaccinated. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4376 Looters won't be hitting this store 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
4377 Some books he tastes, others he swallows whole, and some very few he chews and digests. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4378 In your membership contract it states here that arbitration will be conducted through a party of the stores choosing. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4379 I know what you're thinking, but it's the owner, not the breed lol. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4380 Heard crocs are in fashion now .. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4381 We specialize in alligator skin covers, made on site 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4382 No, we do not have a restroom. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4383 When they said his new book was a 'croc', this wasn't quite what I had in mind. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4384 He takes care of all the dog-ears 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
4385 He prefers the firmness of the hardcover section. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4386 Fresh out of aardvarks today, but the alligator is fresh. Comes with a free book, BUTCHER AND COOK WILDLIFE. But, and this is awkward, I swiped right on you, and nothing! Because I don't like Christmas candy? The felonies? Phony! Burrp. Burrrrrp! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4387 It's take your gator to work day. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4388 Shall I punch your customer loyalty card? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4389 It's the manuscript for his next book. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4390 He only attacks if you try to leave withOUT a book. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4391 You should put on a mask. It just arrived from Florida. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4392 Help is hard to find. He's the only one who answered my ad. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
4393 Amazon has forced us to diversify our offerings. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4394 I can't okay this--you'll have to go through him! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4395 He does have experience, he just came to us from Eat Your Books. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4396 Yeah, more people reading and more people shoplifting. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4397 Do you have any books on alligators? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4398 Now I remember why I stopped coming in here. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4399 I recommend you serpentine browse. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4400 This is what killed retail. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4401 Hard finding qualified job applicants these days 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
4402 I just asked my boss when I could take a break and she said in a while crocodile, which would be very funny except that I'm an alligator, and it was actually very offensive. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
4403 We thought the lockdown was a croc when we had to dile back. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4404 We had a little problem with shoplifting that the cat wouldn't address.... 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4405 It's the next live thing after podcasts and videos and such. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
4406 I’m not sure of the time....it seems like our clock disappeared” 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4407 We prefer him to fly strips. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4408 The alligator-bound version is made to order. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4409 A bookstore needs a mascot, and we can't find the cat 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4410 Special Book Collection. Read at your own risk. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4411 No, I hired him to inspire customers. He devours five books a day. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4412 Don't worry, he only feeds on high minded critics. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4413 "We enforce our NDAs on alligator leather-bound covers." 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4414 Have you read the new Carl Hiaason? 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
4415 Yes! Buy one and get a free belt. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
4416 Appreciate the sample, I'd prefer you bind my book in snakeskin. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4417 There’s certainly a lot less shoplifting 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
4418 He is completely exhausted by signing so many copies of his memoirs 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4419 Been a while…. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4420 It’s Gator Week 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
4421 He's our best critic. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4422 Folks had better think twice about shoplifting. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4423 This is what you ordered - Reptiles for Dummies. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4424 We used to have a store cat, too. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4425 We have a strict just browsing time limit 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4426 He is more friendly than he looks. His Name is Sunshine. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4427 The Captain Hook autobiography signing has been canceled. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4428 Does it come with the alarm clock? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4429 I’m sorry. All our copies of ‘Peter Pan’ are on special order. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4430 The Bodega cats' union demands were too much." 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4431 If you're thinking of revenge, you might want to consider carefully the pros and cons of an arm-wrestling rematch. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4432 It’s the prototype of our new line of luxury attaché cases. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4433 You having a problem with shoplifters these days? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4434 Yes, those are the leather bound editions. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4435 And from her perspective,you're the one who is unidentifiable. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
4436 Who says it has to be a book *worm*? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4437 He's in charge of the credit department. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4438 He's the book critic, here for your reading. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4439 He read one genealogy book and now he thinks he knows every belt or purse that walks in here. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4440 Meet our new assistant to the manager 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4441 Does that come in a clutch? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4442 I'm afraid they all smell like that, Sir 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
4443 Hardbacks? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4444 Just since I laid off my security guard. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4445 Now we have a lot fewer people marking up books they don't buy. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4446 You paid with your right arm last time… Which leg would like to leave? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4447 If you’re returning a book you have to deal with him. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4448 Of course we offer alligator binding. But it is reclaimed. By the original owner. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4449 He keeps the service dogs in line.... 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4450 Yes, the bookmarks are free. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4451 Don't say B-E-Z-O-S. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4452 We're out of the Penguin edition. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4453 Of course alligators aren't extinct, I meant book stores. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4454 Yea, shop lifting is way down. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4455 Seriously Ted, you're very hard to impress. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4456 Today is “take your crock to work day”. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4457 No, I'm sorry, sir. This is crocodiles. Alligators are up front by the registers. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4458 Be easy on Steve, he's a bit snappy today. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4459 If interested in self publishing, we have a very special offer on DIY binding. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4460 How many Bitcoins is the alligator? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4461 You said you got your shoes from Lacoste? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4462 It started with that ‘A Florida man …” mime 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4463 It’s the new one on cancel culture. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4464 It’s the one thing Amazon doesn’t sell. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4465 Mind the gator Sir, it might just seem that printing went a bit wild over publicity this time, but nothing much than the casual really. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4466 I didn’t realise you worked Wednesdays, Paul? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4467 Go ahead, selfie’s are free. Just don’t look him in the eye. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4468 He swallowed FINNEGANS WAKE. Still thinking. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4469 The books are rare. We don't know why. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4470 They're called 'Bookstore Crocs', and they're an edgier version of bodega cats. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4471 I see you're all sold out of the paperback... 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
4472 Bibliophile. . .crocodile. . . this is what happens when people don't read! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4473 Because of him, we stopped selling leather-bound editions. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4474 This should insure you of social distancing 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
4475 Yeah, some people read books but others consume them. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4476 Just don’t ask for anything “you know what “ bound. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4477 The store cat is on vacation. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4478 Pornography or National Geographic Section? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4479 Alligator bound costs a little more. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4480 Looking for a good COVID book? Something light, you can chew right through? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4481 Welcome to Foul Play Books, sir, formerly Kestrel Books. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4482 The inventory has fewer missing books. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4483 I strongly suggest you purchase a signed copy. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4484 He’s here waiting for Amazon to open across the street. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4485 He's part of a promotion for the Kindle. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4486 Apparently there's a serious shortage of lazy bookshop cats. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4487 Don't worry, he doesn't bite readers. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4488 Don't be sorry. The zoo, has a caged book. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4489 Shipping is extra. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4490 We started with a guard dog and kept escalating. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
4491 I am going to pretend that I'm totally not freaked out by an alligator on your desk and it's totally normal 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4492 As promised, first edition WITH Tick-Tock. Just be wary of your hands. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4493 You can either tap or insert your card. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4494 He used to be a store manager at Crocs 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4495 Don't worry, he's more stuffed than Tom Clancy's trousers. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4496 This section has only leather-bound books. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4497 He's reader voracious. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4498 One day the store cat was gone and Fluffy here took his place. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4499 I need to reorder the booklet on how to burp a crocodile, “Dundee” here keeps eating the previous one. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4500 Think carefully before you leave a poor review on Yelp. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4501 We do not bookstore cat . . . anymore. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4502 Thanks for asking. We're rebinding our books. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4503 It says here, the Australian Edition comes with a paperweight. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4504 Now remember, it can only read you bedtime stories. If you fall asleep during the bedtime story, we're not responsible for anything that happens afterwards. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4505 Hey John, nice to see you! What brings you by?".... "oh hey Eric. I see your mother in law stopped by! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4506 We’re Florida Gator fans, tad bit excited for NCAA Football 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4507 Oh, don’t mind him. He’s all grin and no bite. 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
4508 He's our tip jar. Works a lot better. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
4509 Passive? Aggressive? Your guess is as good as mine 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4510 Sorry, but the book you ordered on Kestrels is in his belly 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4511 This IS the publisher’s "Complete Guide to Alligator Anatomy And Dissection; I do apologize there’s no one I can spare to help you load it into your car. I suppose I can lend you my hand truck, however. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
4512 Our customer service representative is ready to help you. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4513 You'd be surprised what good Impulse Purchases they make. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4514 Rene Lacoste...he's a voracious reader. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4515 Sorry we can’t publish this. We’re looking for a story we can really sink out teeth into. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4516 I’m allergic to Siamese cats. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4517 My helper here knows a croc when he hears one. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4518 Yes, I am the author. Is this my meet and great, or meet and eat? 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4519 All our books are allegorical. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4520 The adventure novels are right there by the counter. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4521 Our book theft has dropped dramatically! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4522 They said if we had a pet in the store it would draw in more customers! 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4523 Just swipe your purchase through the scanner please. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4524 Will this be everything today? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4525 Shoplifting is down 90 percent. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
4526 Here's your order sir, biology 101 hardback edition. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
4527 You know, people come in to see him and if they buy a book, he smiles. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4528 Mr. Banks, have you met our new living green theft prevention? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4529 Go ahead tell and it on his face, he takes criticism rather well. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4530 The pet store didn't know what a kestrel is. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4531 He is waiting for Crocodile Dundee to be returned. 1.2037 0.07652 54 47 3 4
4532 I wonder why it is becoming hard to sell any books in these times. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4533 Awww... does he bite? 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
4534 Here at our store, You skin’m, you wear’m. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4535 It's the number one seller in every store here in Boston,Elton John's "Crocodile Bock" 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4536 He'll be reading from his new book, "I'm Only Aggressive When Provoked." 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4537 Thanks to my Crocodile, the shoplifting has gone way down. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4538 Finally! I am allergic as f* to cats 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4539 If you think this is scary, definitely avoid the horror section. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4540 Those are the free books we advertised. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4541 Shoplift at Kestrel Books and we'll watch you like a hawk!" didn't work so we changed it to"read ...we'll eat you like an alligator. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4542 Sorry they you missed him. The author of “Know Your Reptiles,”was just here for lunch. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4543 Welcome to the alligator bound book section! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4544 He ate the cat, so I made him take her place. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4545 Ever since Wally here ate the cat, people stopped coming in to just to browse the books. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4546 We’ll, if you want something with more bite… 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4547 The cat quit. She's from Flordia, a part timer. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4548 Oh! that's why everyone's walking like Mick Jagger. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4549 He’s a Crocodile Dundee leftover. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4550 Those long haul Covid complications are horrible. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4551 Booker T. Chomping-ton liked his job as the bookstore mascot, but wondered why toddler story time kept getting rescheduled. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4552 He’ll see you in a while, Mr. Croc A Dile. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4553 This place bites. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4554 He’s self-actualized. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4555 He has an impressive resume, graduated from Florida State. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4556 We have real-lived books on draining the swamp. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4557 We’d prefer cash. 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
4558 I thought a customer told me I was a load of croc. He really wanted to unload a croc. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4559 You've heard of cats living in Wal Marts kind of like a store mascot? Well this is our version of that. 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
4560 Yeah, I ditched the security cams. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4561 The marketers have gone wild... literally speaking. Fleur Roffé, NY, NY 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4562 He comes here to browse. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
4563 Our bathroom is out of order. 1.2029 0.06715 69 60 4 5
4564 Your manuscript is not in keeping with our current interests 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4565 Be careful, he's filled with snappy comebacks. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4566 It's part of our new BiteCoin system 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4567 As you can see, we've updated our security system. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
4568 The shelter was out of guard dogs. 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
4569 We're not doing book signings. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4570 He just ate Peter Pan . 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4571 It's a caiman. I'm done with Bezos thinking I'm a bird brain! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4572 Unfortunately, it appears that your insurance doesn’t cover Floridian reptiles. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4573 Since when! Since she ate the dog. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4574 He's here for the lecture on the History of the New York Sewer System. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4575 The other Lokis said he should look for his own place… 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
4576 So I thought, a cat? No, i wanted to make more of a statement. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4577 He really sinks his teeth into the literature. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4578 I think you meant to say ‘why the hell is there a *CROCODILE* in here?’ 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4579 Honestly he bites me in the ass less than our old credit card processor 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4580 He gets to stay: he ate the cat. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4581 He's technically an alley-gator. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4582 I’m looking for a book I can really sink my teeth into. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
4583 When you leave, don't forget to tell him "See you later." 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4584 It’s for the do-it-yourself bookbinders! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4585 She fell in love with a book, and thinks those are her babies. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4586 Sure. Pick any book you want. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4587 He ate Missy...it seemed appropriate. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4588 He likes me to read him to sleep. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4589 We can have a jacket finished by next Thursday 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4590 Well actually, that’s a crocodile not an alligator. They’re commonly miscategorized however you can tell the difference if you look at the teeth. When an alligator closes its mouth, you tend to see only its upper teeth. Crocodiles on the other hand… 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4591 Our readers digest meet the author will begin soon but for now he’s still digesting. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4592 The author couldn’t make it, but he sent his main character to do the book signing. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4593 You might want to skip the bargain table. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4594 It's safe. I just read him this book on non-violence. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4595 last will and testament says, " i do not want to be made into shoes, boots, belts or wallets" 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4596 Amazon Sent Me a Message. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4597 The experience beats online. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4598 And if you don't like a book, no need for a paper shredder. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4599 No that's not for sale, that's his book. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
4600 Keep the change. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4601 I have a Labor Day best seller that will sink its teeth in to you! 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4602 Meet our newest associate from Florida. " 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4603 Pile, Pile, Crocodile. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4604 He’s the catch of the day. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4605 This is our crock section. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4606 Unfortunately we are out of A is for Alligator, but we do have a few left of C is for Crocodile. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4607 You’d be amazed how shoplifting has dropped off since we got Pierre. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4608 The alligator ate my watchdog, so I just decided this was cheaper than to buy a new dog. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
4609 Your copy of "With Cold Blood" is in. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
4610 They’re not actually endangered - but paper books are. Would you like to make a donation to our Love of Reading foundation? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4611 I frankly don't know where he came from, but I'm not moving him today. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4612 The leather binding . . . it's his mother. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4613 You were expecting, perhaps, a shop cat? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
4614 He can sense if you want to browse here and buy on Amazon. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4615 He’s waiting for the sequel to “Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile.” 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4616 She’s our new intern from the University of Florida. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4617 Book signing for his memoir, "See You Later Alligator, In a While Crocodile, Mañana Iguana," is at 3:00 PM. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4618 It's our new service alligator. He's really enjoying our Captain Hook bookclub! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4619 He's been browsing all day , told him we don't sell shoes " 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4620 We've just Snapped up penguin publishing 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
4621 Please, no shoe jokes 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4622 We offer disccount on chewd peapers 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
4623 Low maintenance. VERY effective. 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
4624 Our lovely alligator leather book binding is back in- he also works as a hole puncher. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4625 Don’t worry…she’s still full from the last return. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4626 The staff recommendations really pull you in if you let them 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4627 Florida is all over the pages these days 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4628 We do our own bookbinding. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4629 Excuse me, sir? Sir? Look you've been wandering the store straight up ogling Meredith here for like 20 minutes. It's gross. Here, just take your will-calls and...oh god THREE Jordan Petersons? Dude, really? 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
4630 The downside is that the cat has disappeared, but the upside is that shoplifting has fallen dramatically. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
4631 Don't worry, he just had lunch. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
4632 We don’t have Bruno Schulz’s Tbe Street of Crocodiles, but... 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
4633 It used to be a zoo around here. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4634 We had a problem with our cat scratching customers. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
4635 New author on the Keto diet. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
4636 He hates when I leave him alone with the cat. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
4637 when someone tells you there pet is friendly 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
4638 It's Ok. He just ate the kestrel for lunch. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
4639 I heard Allie Gator. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
4640 It’s too hot for him outside. There’s no body’s of water nearby for him to cool down. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
4641 You see, we have something in this bookstore that Amazon doesn't have." 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4642 They make great bookmarks. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4643 We felt that the copyright laws lacked “teeth”…. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4644 He's just interning don't mind him 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4645 We have a special today on our Florida Travel Guide. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
4646 I saw it on 'The Flintstones', and I liked the retro look. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
4647 Hold on Mr. Harrison, let me read you the return policy: 'If the book is not returned in readable condition, the consequences may include a fight to the death with an amphibious member of our bookselling team'" 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4648 Do you have a book on how to make alligator shoes? 1.2000 0.06006 80 69 6 5
4649 It's a new tell-all about how the swamp wasn't drained. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
4650 That'll cost you an arm AND a leg. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4651 Carl Hiassen’s outdone himself this time. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4652 She's reserving the entire selection for her book group. They're absolutely ravenous for Southern Gothic." 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4653 Remainders? No, these are ripping good yarns. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
4654 We can make you the alligator shoes, but, uh, some bad news about the snakeskin boots you ordered… 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4655 He ate the kestrel. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4656 Not to worry. Calvin Trillin gives her a bagel with a shmear every morning when he stops by. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4657 Signed first editions are covered in his brother. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
4658 It comes with the Crocodile Dundee biography. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4659 It is our required representative from QAnon 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4660 He works on commission, ten percent off the top. Usually off the top. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4661 Better than a bull. Since books aren't breakable. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4662 Anything from that stack you may just want to purchase on our online shop. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4663 Just looking! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4664 To stop shoplifters. What did you think? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4665 Book sales are slow, we're diversifying. Make sure to visit the Great Apes to the rear. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4666 I do not worry. " Gater" is too busy hearing the news regarding climate change. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4667 Check out our newest release. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4668 "Prices are still out of control, this time it will be the leg too!" 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
4669 Those are signed first editions. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4670 It's the last coffee table book you'll ever buy. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4671 Asking before you pet is necessary, but hardly sufficient. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4672 Welcome to CROCS and Brentano's 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4673 He’s here just in case Florida Man tries anything. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
4674 That's not a book. That's a book. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4675 I've been telling Al to moisturize. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4676 Did you order the crocodile bound copy of Peter Pan? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4677 Charlie is a croc with taste. No one wearing white socks with Crocs gets past him. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4678 He wants you to reconsider an alligator book cover. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4679 I thought I had ordered bindings. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4680 We've been having trouble with shoplifters. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4681 It's his name – not a store bird. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
4682 Woah mama, them's some blurry pants. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4683 Our book covers are made to order 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4684 You really shouldn’t judge a book by it’s cover. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
4685 We repurposed the shirts.” Erica Weingast, Manhatta 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4686 We call him Tick-Tock 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4687 Yes, there WAS a cat who used to prowl around in "biographies"; why do you ask? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4688 I would be delighted to define the word 'friendly' for you if you lift his front leg off the dictionary. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
4689 I thought I could use him as a hole punch, but turns out that only works in The Flintstones. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4690 We are learning survival skills from him! 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4691 Spoilergator - he keeps you from reading the ending before you buy the book. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4692 We really want to see you later 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4693 Our “Africana” section is like you’re actually there! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4694 He likes bodice rippers. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4695 We’ve discontinued children’s hour. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4696 Alligators make the best covers ever, wouldn't you agree? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4697 The falcon could not hear the falconer. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4698 Well, sometimes you can tell a book by its cover! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4699 The reviews are good but I think it's a croc. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4700 It used to be dog friendly, why do you ask? 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
4701 The author is here today only to bite your face off. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
4702 My recommendation? I recommend you not ask about books bound in A-L-L-I-G-A-T-O-R. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4703 Don't worry, his glare is worse than his bite. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
4704 Yeah, Hiaasen might have gone a bit too far with this one. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4705 I had this brilliant marketing idea for the 100th anniversary of Peter Pan. That was ten years ago. We've grown a lot less cute together. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
4706 Just a warning: you snatch a book, he'll snatch a hand. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4707 Book store cats are cliché. We loathe cliché. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4708 Actually, that’s Thomas Pynchon. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4709 He comes with the Peter Pan collector's edition. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4710 I'm sorry sir but all our sale items have been snapped up. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4711 Have you read "The Lady In the Alligator Purse"? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4712 Yes, Mr Gross, he likes your shoes, says he's related." 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
4713 If you want alligator skin binding at that price, there's some work involved. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4714 Yes. There have been biting reviews. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4715 We’re happy to offer buy one get free, if you so choose 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4716 It's okay to look. But please. Never smile. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4717 If you buy more than one copy, he will add a personalized dedication. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4718 As you can see, this is not a browsing store. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4719 Now if you're looking for something that really grabs you ... 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4720 He’s here to promote the book about Rene Lacoste. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4721 Yea......he read them all. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4722 “The gator comes with the store. When he dies, you can use him for re-binding the classics. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4723 I'll just take the paperback, but thanks for the offer. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4724 I'll need to check with Supply first 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4725 Actually it's an alligator. Crocodiles have smaller scales. Read the book. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4726 I wouldn’t say in front of him that you can get this book cheaper on Amazon. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4727 Yeah, I bought the print edition... but it cost me an arm and leg 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4728 Lacoste? Afraid not. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
4729 Robberies are down 100%! Whats not to love. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4730 We’ve had fewer thefts of our exotic-leather bound books since we got him” 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4731 I see shoes in the making. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4732 You can tell from the snout and besides crocodiles are not bibliophiles. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4733 I suppose you're going to leave and then order from Amazon. Typical. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4734 I thought her profile said she had a voracious appetite for "reading." 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4735 We cater to voracious readers. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4736 Finally, I have something you can't find on Amazon. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4737 Book lovers have no idea what 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4738 I find reading to be the best escape. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4739 He's the most efficient editor I ever had. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4740 Did you want this skinned, stuffed or just wrapped in brown paper? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4741 Hard cover only — she devoured all the paperbacks. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4742 He's a therapy crocodile. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4743 Yup, anti- zoo goers have no problem with authors using animals to promote their new children books, it’s bizarre.. Anyhow, this is Jeff 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4744 Don't worry-he's stuffed. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4745 Browsers are no longer walking off with our books 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4746 So far, not extinct, just remaindered. 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
4747 The bookstore is almost underwater. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4748 As you can see we have a strict no returns policy. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4749 Come back next week. It’ll have the cover on it. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4750 if you're concerned about that, you should really hear about the elephant in the room 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4751 Something something… and make it snappy 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4752 Well, our sales just plummeted when we tried to keep Lyle in the children’s section. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4753 Have any books about Florida? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4754 Oh, he’s friendly. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4755 We didn't realize how much trauma she had when we rescued her from the belt factory. Leather seems to calm her. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4756 If you’re up for a laugh, check out Aisle A for “Biting Wit”,up for a scare, Aisle B boasts “Biting Nails”,down for the count? Just stay put. Aisle C is simply Biting. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4757 He doesn’t bite, but he will ask you your vaccination status. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4758 My new assistant, he collects the declined card fees. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
4759 Welcome to the autobio-gator section 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4760 I’m not saying his writing is totally derivative, but don’t you find it to be, oh, I don’t know, a bit *too* ‘on the nose’? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4761 Betcha can’t find this on Amazon 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
4762 Of course I knew Steve Irwin…Great Guy. We did a few shows together back in the day. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4763 He's mumbled something about glorious purpose and waiting for the time line to reset. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4764 You can pet him, he loves people 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4765 Don’t worry, he only bites if he senses fear. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4766 ‘Well our new reviewer found the author’s work very easy to digest’ 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4767 Please put your mask on, sir 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4768 That’s not quite what I had in mind when I asked you to recommend something short and snappy. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
4769 He is partial to Self-help." 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
4770 Bill could you hand the man the book he asked for. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4771 Yes, in just short time the neighbors yapping Poodles will be a problem of the Past! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4772 Ah, I see that we’re finally draining the swamp around here. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4773 Was looking for a mini. The breeder said he’d only be 25-30 lbs but here we are 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4774 You can tell it’s an alligator because it has a wide, short U-shaped face. Also, you’d never catch a crocodile dead reading Fifty Shades. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4775 When I put that "Help Wanted" sign in the window, I REALLY meant it! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4776 His tastes range widely and he always finishes what he starts. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4777 Readership went way down when we had him posted in the children's section. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4778 Look at that prehistoric relic...it has a crocodile on it. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4779 For a few dollars more we will bind the book Alligator skin. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4780 I might not be able to spot a dangling participle on sight, but by golly, I can spot that 2000 dollar pair of shoes someone flushed in the Bronx. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4781 Have you been feeding the paperweights again? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4782 Busy? Can't you see I am up to my elbow in alligator? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4783 Says here ~ Vegan! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4784 Don’t worry. He only likes to eat eBook users. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
4785 If you want the leatherback copy you'll need to do it yourself 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4786 Yes, he did have a, uh, ghost writer. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
4787 He can suggest a book you can really sink your teeth into. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4788 he just likes the smell of books 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4789 Oh, so it’s not a labor shortage? But a gator shortage? 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
4790 ‘Bookworm’ may be misleading. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4791 He's just a bit tired. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4792 Not only can she read, she devours much of the slow moving inventory. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4793 Seems like everyone has written about draining the swamp these days. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4794 The very day Fido disappeared this good boy waddled in so we decided to keep him and now he's our store mascot. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4795 ...But on the other hand, shop lifting is way down in this section. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4796 It's a good read if you can survive the first chapter. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4797 He helps me find the big snakes that hide in the book shelves. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4798 He likes it inside now, especially after all those poodles disappeared. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4799 It's the newest Trend in bookbinding, do-it-yourself leather 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
4800 We have an antique book bound in alligator hide. He claims it's his girlfriend! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4801 You're smart not to have worn your crocs today. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4802 She ate the kestrel, so we figured, what the heck? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4803 Him? Oh, the competition finally caught up to Izod Lacoste! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4804 Our author insists he only loves male crabs. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
4805 Look, it only costs an arm and a leg for these. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4806 This is certainly going to make the "Florida man" Google search trend 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4807 My wife is helping out today. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4808 We're closing soon, so you better make it snappy! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4809 As you can see, we make all our own leather bindings in-house. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4810 His name is One Star. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4811 ‘Can i interest you in the Nat Geo ‘Life’ issue?’ 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4812 Emotional Support Crocodiles are so 2020. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4813 I was thinking of getting into that “at home workshop” craze and thought an alligator book bag might be fun for folks to do via Zoom. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
4814 Does it ride up with wear? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4815 He solved our bodega cat infestation. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4816 What a croc! Sorry, not you. The latest White House tell-all book makes my blood boil 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4817 These days crocodile tears seem to make best sellers 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
4818 On the other hand, we no longer have problems with "comfort dogs." 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4819 give me your card and make it snappy. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4820 If you're offended by anything you might read, talk to him: he's our expurgator. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
4821 Don't mind the croc,it's just here for the change. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4822 Get the fuck out of my store, pervert! 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4823 Well, it was either replace the K or lean into the whole scare theme. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
4824 This must be the leather bound section 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4825 She's an excellent editor - as long as your writing meets her standards. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4826 Had some security issues 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4827 For the unvaccinated. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
4828 He's greatly reduced just browsing but our regulars miss the bookstore cats. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4829 Yes, he's our new employee. He came highly recommended from the Amazon. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
4830 I'm sorry. Our last copy of Peter Pan was just snapped up. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4831 We rescued her from the alley after that last high tide. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4832 Can I interest you in a classic, or a croc? 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
4833 We have it in loose leaf or leather bound. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4834 We have a wonderful book about first-aid for reptile attacks. It's the one under his front leg. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4835 Have you heard about our return policy?” 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
4836 well, it looks like climate change really is affecting us all 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
4837 Oh wow, is the croc for sale? My wife will fear me now! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4838 You could check the psychology section but I’m not sure we have books strictly about hallucinations 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4839 She got the air miles. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4840 everything is half off and I do mean everything 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4841 - Apparently, booking a swimming lesson is next door. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4842 Its a DIY purse 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4843 "We also offer shredding services. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4844 We're just so done with bookstore cats. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4845 I'm sorry, sir, but you can't wear Crocs in here. Real shoes only! 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4846 We think there's a novel in it. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4847 The leatherbacks are always more expensive than paperbacks, I see why! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4848 I see you've noticed the 'Anti-theft 65,000BC' 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4849 More effective than my old "no pets allowed" sign. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4850 He showed up in my toilet as a hatchling and, boy, has he eliminated pilferage. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4851 Since hiring Croc we've had less shoplifting. But also less customers. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4852 Don't tell, but her pen name is Elena Ferrante. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4853 It tunneled up from the sewer, so if you're looking for a Godzilla book... 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4854 I heard you can safely browse here mask-free. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4855 Your partner's will was very clear. It gets half of the store. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4856 He's my comfort 'gator. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4857 My assistant, here, will help you find something to sink your teeth into. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4858 Care to look at our new and improved reptile section? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4859 We're a nature-themed book store, sir. Not a library. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4860 Our pet food costs are higher but at least he sheds less than the cats. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4861 Correct-Not a shoplifter since 1995. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4862 He got here early for tonight's author event with Carl Hiaasen. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4863 It’s a caiman. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4864 There is a LaCoste promo this week. Buy one get an alligator. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4865 It’s a leather-bound hardback. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4866 Steve here is really looking for something to sink his teeth into this month 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4867 …and by night we turn into a watering hole for the locals. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4868 It’s our new binding. Fresh in. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4869 We also scaled up our shredding service.” 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4870 Just a warning he doesn't care for browsers much. Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4871 Let me see this paper, Alligator! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4872 Don’t worry, he’s potty trained. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4873 Sorry. Those books are all reserved. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
4874 It’s a warning. These books are a croc of, well you know. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4875 Don’t worry, he doesn’t bite. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4876 That issue has the more humane crocodile hide cover. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4877 This story is a ton of croc… 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4878 Bodega cat's are passe, literally. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4879 I'd wait 'til it comes out in paperback. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4880 Don't worry. He'll only attack if you linger too long reading the magazines. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4881 Cat allergies were reducing sales. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4882 Yeah,he just gobbles up the best authors as soon as they come in. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4883 it comes with an integrated alarm clock 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4884 I said I’d see him later 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4885 Just have him punch your ticket for the free book. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4886 YOU wanna find me some employees? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4887 Therapy dogs are overrated. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
4888 I'm sure you could buy a safer hole punch." "But we can't pay a security guard in thieves." 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4889 If you're not up for the new tear jerker we're now offering just the tears. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4890 I’d avoid snapping a copy 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4891 Careful. He’s been a bit snappish today. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
4892 Our Lost and Found box was too small. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
4893 Yes, we love to have our customers shop with their service animals. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4894 He's autographing his new book "Crocodile Rock." 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4895 - They've told me it´d be one great marketing strategy, but what I really like is its ability to lick several postage stamps in a couple of minutes. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4896 I told him there was no such author as Jack Kerouacacrocodile, but he said it was written by an illustrious first cousin, and that there is no law against warming his belly on some books while he waits. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4897 My clerk read it. He said he cried through all 300 pages. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4898 I'd lay off the "hardback" jokes if I were you. Brontë here's having a bit of a grumpy day. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4899 He's promoting his new book, "Inside A Corrupt Organization: The True, Horrific Story of Everything I Witnessed (and also how I am in no way legally or morally complicit in any of the doings of said organization)." 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4900 Only if you start reading past the jacket. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
4901 Careful to not get my reptile pet riled if you look at my read pile. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4902 A few of our vintage books cost an arm and a leg. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4903 You wanted something snappy? 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4904 When we saw "voracious" on his résumé, we thought it pertained to reading. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4905 Go ahead, check and see if anything here is cheaper on Amazon. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4906 Go ahead. Pet him. He won’t bite. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4907 Oh, he does far worse than biting. He reminds you that you still haven’t read the books you bought last time you were here. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4908 Don't worry, he only bites browsers 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4909 This one was published posthumously. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
4910 It says here that it is permitted to have a pet in the store. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4911 We used to go for snappy titles. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4912 Sorry. The reading of “Alligator Tales” isn’t until four o’clock. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4913 I should warn you, he’s one of our more voracious readers. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4914 Yes, he's the author. If you want a signed copy, stop smirking and extract the book...inch by inch. 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
4915 Our bookstore is trying to have more "biodiversity". 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4916 He thinks your review is a cro 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4917 He's clearance for 9.95. Cheaper than most of the books, actually. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4918 We’re getting killed by Amazon. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4919 We’ve been moving to a new supply chain. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4920 Saves me from saying anything to people when they leave. That said, I do have to do a lot more explaining when they walk in. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4921 As a business partner, he stinks; but his short stories are sublime. @rossfarrelloriginal 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
4922 Do you have anything leather bound? 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
4923 Well, I told my wife I’m headed out for a book and a bite. Guess I can skip the lunch. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
4924 He’s promoting his new novel. It’s the snappiest dialogue you’ll ever read. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4925 The cute napping-on-books photos help our Instagram following. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4926 She’s giving her babies an early start on reading. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4927 Loki? 1.1948 0.05076 77 66 8 3
4928 It’s taken quite a bite out of shoplifting since we got him. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4929 Don't worry, he's just browsing. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4930 Not to worry -- it's stuffed. Body pillow for he-men. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4931 It’s biting commentary. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4932 We also sell high-end purses and shoes which are made on the premises as you wait 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4933 Now that bookstores are endangered, he's been helping me cope. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4934 Free books with catching titles 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4935 With these books on sale you can snap up some good bargains. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4936 He's our recycling bin. He especially enjoys self-published Republican autobiographies. They're plentiful, but lightweight. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4937 You don't need a mask. We're both vaccinated. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
4938 Yes, he’s the author of “My Life on the Nile” 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4939 Rather a "toothy" read! 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4940 It was cheaper than hiring a security guard. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4941 I’ll admit he wrote some great books, but his latest work is a complete croc. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4942 That's our thrill-seeker section. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
4943 He just devours books Anita Barlow, Edmond,Oklahoma 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4944 Everyone always wants something they can’t get their head out of. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
4945 Actually his bite is a lot worse than his bark 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4946 We specialize in texts that you can really sink your teeth into. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4947 He’s my short term emotional support croc and when the pandemic’s over I’ll have some high class footwear. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4948 Feel free. He’s more your type than mine. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4949 Do you have any books on Steve Irwin? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4950 That book has free shipping, but handling can be costly. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4951 Choose wisely-it's lunch time. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4952 It’s too expensive. I will wait for it in paperback. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4953 So do you sell Izod Polo shirts as well? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4954 Did you happen to have fish for lunch? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4955 Would you like these pages hole-punched? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4956 My alligator is fond of protecting banned Dr. Seuss books. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4957 Our very own " Snap Chat" covers more than what it explains here about the app. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4958 I’ve been told her latest novel is one you can really sink your teeth into 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4959 He just showed up one day when they were doing all that sewer work out front. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4960 It's sleeping on discount price books. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4961 No thanks, I'm up to my elbows in alligators. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4962 He came with Marlin Perkins's library. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4963 When we say that this is a book store not a library, we are not f'ing kidding. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4964 It keeps people from reading without buying. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4965 He is a forceful and incisive critic but you can't let that hurt you. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4966 Don't let him fool you. We're hawkish when finding books for our customers. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4967 He discourages sticky fingered shoplifters. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4968 That’s our digital section. Be careful with your fingers and toes. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4969 No I asked if you had moleskines. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4970 Seemed like a good idea, until he ate my cordwainer… 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4971 It’s a new release 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4972 Kill, Shakespeare! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4973 Really? Well why not, the lady over there brought her dog? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4974 I won’t judge you for your taste in literature, but he will..! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4975 See ya later, Alligator!” “Tim, that’s just disrespectful. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4976 He came with Captain from Albany 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4977 Yes, this is THE Instagram famous alligator. We had to find a way to get millennials here. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4978 Would you like to hear about our V.I.P membership options? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4979 It's a new author, once you start ready you can't put it down. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4980 Since we’ve been losing business to the internet, I wanted to make the bookstore more like the Amazon! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4981 As you know, it's all about the metaphor. We felt the need to clamp down on excessive browsing. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4982 This new DIY book-binding option needs another round of. test marketing, I'm afraid. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4983 If you need assistance getting around my Navi-Gator will give you a hand….or take one. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4984 I trust you’re not wearing an alligator leather belt 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4985 What makes you think I'm trying to one-up Amazon? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4986 We're not sure where to shelve it, but the binding is original. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4987 Lacoste in Vogue at the Bookstore. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4988 He works in bindings. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4989 Obviously,only available in hard cover. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4990 I see the sale on exotic skinned goods is back… 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4991 Shoplifting and pilferage are down 79% 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
4992 He had Hook for dinner, but with a typo. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4993 Can I interest you in a free copy of Jumanji? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4994 It’s part of the high school curriculum. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4995 I don't need help just yet but I do have to check my shoes 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4996 He's my realization of "Biophilia", 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
4997 Sorry, but I'm allergic to cats. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4998 Oh sure, you could get a copy on your Kindle, but do you really want to do that? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4999 Bought my latest security system in (the) Amazon 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
5000 THIS STORY ABOUT GATORS WILL CAPTURE YOUR INTEREST 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
5001 The cat? I have no idea what you mean. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5002 Yeah those books are a crock. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5003 Difficult to read, but things get pretty thrilling fast. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5004 Are you here for Mr. Lyle’s book signing event? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5005 Why are you looking at him? I’m the one that runs this place. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5006 The bespoke shoemaker across the street closed his doors due to covid and left poor Arnie here alone in the basement to fend for himself. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5007 Oh, don't mind him, he came with the place... 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5008 Meet my paper shredder. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
5009 Will you let me read it if I rub your belly? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
5010 Uh, no. A first edition would be about million years old. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
5011 She stopped by to help with our Maurice Sendak exhibit, because A is for Alligators, All Around. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
5012 What? We can’t be picky in this job market 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
5013 I’m afraid we’re out of stock. All our copies have been snapped up 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
5014 Sorry, but today is "leather jacket only" day. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
5015 Allow me to introduce the manager of our complaints Department: A. Gator 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
5016 The crocodile is a service animal. I suffer from friendliness. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
5017 He’s just very proud of his small but significant role in Treasure Island. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5018 I dare you to read his last chapter first. 1.1923 0.07786 52 46 2 4
5019 Oh, that. It's our new crocofiling system. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
5020 Were you expecting Snuggles the bookstore cat? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5021 The binding is what makes it so expensive. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5022 My plot line has teeth!! 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
5023 He came. He wrote. He remaindered. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
5024 ‘Oh….he’s our newly appointed book retainer’! 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
5025 We freshen up our ‘Amazon Favorites’ section on a weekly basis. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5026 I waited to long to flush him down the toilet 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
5027 So what's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
5028 Former browsers are now buyers. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
5029 Yep, from under the bed. He's doing a signing later today. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5030 He doesn’t buy any books. But he’s learning a lot about climate change. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5031 Alligator? What alligator? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5032 Yes, yes, we get it. Print is dead. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5033 Now I get it what they mean by “leather bound books” 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
5034 The reviews are in. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
5035 We're devouring your new book on the epistemology of reptilian ontology, professor. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5036 This is our new security officer. Very effective but sleeps a lot. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5037 C. U. Later"…What kind of nom de plume is that 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5038 He's easy to get along with and he makes a pretty good paper shredder too. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5039 If you're not going to buy a book, we'd appreciate an optional donation. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5040 KESTREL'S: BOOKS WITH BITE 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5041 And now I'm looking at the death roll. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5042 His hearing is a little off, sometimes he hears “eat my arm” instead of “sign my book”. 1.1918 0.05219 73 63 7 3
5043 The lawyers said this technically makes them leather bound books. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5044 The audio version is slightly more expensive. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
5045 Will that be cash or croc? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5046 This is our “Take a book; leave an arm” section. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
5047 Yes. On the other hand you'll be happy to know we eliminated our mice problem. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5048 We lost a couple of very valuable First Editions. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
5049 We're promoting books that go for your reptilian brain this week. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5050 He's taking a break from being voracious. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5051 I’m afraid I’ve sold out of the Hungry Caterpillar, but I thought you might like this instead. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5052 Having skipped the lecture on predatory pricing practices at school, Arthur developed his own approach. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5053 New security?. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5054 I mean sure I don’t necessarily disagree with the second amendment but come on Tim, really? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5055 They called the vaccine a crock, so I hired a vaccinated croc instead. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5056 Tipping is allowed, of course, but never recommended. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5057 No more Crocodile tears, by Herbert Godfrey. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5058 Does she prefer cold blooded murders or is she a beach read kinda reptile? 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
5059 For some reason nobody really wants to snap that one up. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
5060 New hire? Ya, she’s the only one who responded to our posting! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
5061 Shoplifting is down 20% since he came onboard. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5062 So many bestsellers these days are a croc. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5063 It's the Grand Prize for our latest cookbook: LIVING ON WILD FOODS 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5064 The old security guard quit. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5065 It's okay. He is probably sleeping. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5066 He is pansexual so go ahead. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5067 Buy it or get out 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5068 Don’t mind him. He only eats bookworms. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5069 You know there have been allegations made about me, well I finally found the alligator who was making them" 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5070 He wants to talk to you about those leather bound books you ordered. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5071 No one reads anymore. 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
5072 Do you have it in paperback ? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5073 The author’s final notes make interesting reading. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5074 Yes, we've lost a few customers, but on the bright side, shoplifting is no longer a problem. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5075 He thinks he's at a boo k signing, not binding... 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5076 His name's Amazon, and he sells more books than I do. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5077 He's signing copies of "I am the swamp" about his time in the last administration. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5078 I'm rechecking our books...I told you the auditor was a croc! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5079 Oh you mean Ali? I acquired her after Borders when bankrupt. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5080 Tomato, tomato…alligator, a litigator 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5081 Does your alligator bite? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5082 Yeah, our hiring policies are very inclusive 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5083 Stan, please get off your pile and see this gentleman to our new releases. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5084 Maybe you’ve met? He’s from Orlando too. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5085 I just checked our insurance policy and alligators materializing in our store is definitely not covered. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5086 We learned about bodega cats and decided to try something new. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5087 Doesn't do shoes or handbags. Only Great Books bindings. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
5088 I’ll take the one in croc binding. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5089 How badly do you want the new Stephen King? 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
5090 Of course, leatherette would be cheaper. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5091 Do you think this is meant as a comment on the books beneath it? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5092 You are in luck! 'The Crocodile Hunter' is under the gator paw. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
5093 Soofr books swallow you whole! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
5094 You know the old saying, "sign your life away." 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
5095 He works for tips. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5096 Every independent bookstore needs a gimmick now, but I can't figure out yet how to monetize Gloria. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5097 They say books are going the way of the dinosaur, which according to my friend here is nowhere 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
5098 ‘Gatorade isn’t just for sports drinkers, you know.’ 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5099 He’s not that friendly. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5100 It can sniff all variants of the COVID-19. It devours people who are infected! So,please proceed with caution! 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
5101 He will be signing his book and consuming whole chickens, 2pm to 4pm 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5102 It's called planking. Get with it. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
5103 I've heard it's a real tear-jerker but my source tends to be unreliable 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
5104 I’d give my right arm for a good book 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5105 I've had some reptile disfunction. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5106 “Well, an author and an alligator walked into a bookstore one day, and….” 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
5107 Actually, not the leather bound first edition we're looking for. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
5108 Crocodile skin books anyone? 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
5109 Don’t worry he’s the owner 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
5110 Please have a look at our newest leather product, almost looks like real. 100% organic and no animals were harmed 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5111 Remember the 'Seinfeld' toilet book episode? We take that seriously here. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
5112 Someone will surely eat your effort up, but... 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
5113 We specialize in all leather-bound items 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
5114 The Lacoste shop I used to work went bankrupt. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5115 And for our repeat clients here’s our See You Later Alligator free book section. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5116 He only has to read once a year 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5117 Michael Pollan's reading has been cancelled due to unforeseen occurrences. 1.1899 0.05996 79 69 5 5
5118 He's taking a break from Forida 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5119 I would stay clear of the leather bound section. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5120 Yes, he has his own Instagram. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5121 No I'm just the manager. This is Kestrel, Kestrel the Croc. He inherited this bookstore. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5122 Thanks again pandemic effects. Used to be one could get A BUNCH of crock at any of the self-help shelves. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5123 Yes, She wrote the foreword…almost bit my arm off. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
5124 I guess that’s they last time you’ll try for a five finger discount. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5125 Would you be interested in the "alligator bound reader" edition? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5126 I was going to use him as a book cover, but he objected. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5127 Why, yes we do have LYLE LYLE CROCODILE. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5128 Please excuse my associate. Those glasses look terrible on him. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5129 Do you want a leather cover? s 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5130 They'll really put anything on the Best Seller shelf, won't they. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5131 Oh him? Don’t you worry, he’s very good with children 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5132 How much? 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5133 Is this your entire Egyptological collection? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5134 He - or is it a she? - is like a service dog….. very quiet, very calm, but very protective….. He/she will eat you alive if you mess with me. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5135 You aren't the first person to say "See you later, alligator," nor will you be the last. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5136 I can't seem to find your order. Do you want to lodge a complaint? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5137 Actually, rolling with it is a terrible idea. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5138 He's taking a break. Signings resume in 15. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5139 Will that be a whole reptile or simply a fillet 1.1892 0.06287 74 65 4 5
5140 This place is no longer the local hangout! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5141 I couldn't afford kibble. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5142 I got him in the Amazon. It's my only possible form of revenge. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5143 We're experimenting with a new leather-bound book process. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5144 As far as I know, it's a sleeper hit. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5145 Looks like Vegan Night at Book Club is off the table now. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5146 He's been here since he sold the shoe store. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5147 Bookstore cats are such a cliche 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5148 Chill. He’s just early for his book signing. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5149 No, we don't stock leather-bound volume. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5150 Now that's not available on Amazon 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5151 Why yes, we do happen to have a large selection of Crocodylia books here. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5152 I’m sorry you’re late. I’ve just accepted his application for the internship. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5153 I decided to start acting independent. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5154 believe it or not - Anything by Anne Patchett. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5155 It’s an honor to finally meet you in… person… 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5156 He’s a little snappy today. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5157 It's a bookgator. Bookworms are now considered pre covid. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5158 Amazon goes analogue. 1.1884 0.06618 69 61 3 5
5159 The book is riveting - all about life in the zoo. A tell-all. But the book tour isn't going well at all. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5160 I think I have to close the business. People just aren't buying books anymore. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5161 Don't be alarmed. It's had its shots. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5162 He wants to read "Peter Pan" again. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5163 From A to Z, it devours everything. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5164 I only want enough for a book cover, you can keep the rest. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5165 The crocodile asks if you could come back in a while? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5166 That's my alligator book cover. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5167 No, we don't have a problem with book thieves any more. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
5168 Something leather for your wife? Submitted by katybyrne@aol.com 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
5169 He wants to know if you're browsing or buying. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5170 it's the shoes...they look like his cousin 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5171 Are you here for the book signing by J.K Growling? 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
5172 Do you have any idea how ignorant you sound when you say 'See you later, alligator!' to a saltwater crocodile? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5173 It's not for sale? What a croc. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5174 Don’t worry Sir. He’s quite friendly. As long as you haven’t come in to just browse again. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5175 Why yes, J.M. Barrie is our featured author this month. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5176 With so many people staying home, we thought we'd liven up our travel section. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5177 Can I help you? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5178 These arrived yesterday and are already getting snapped up. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5179 He heard we had 'Rabbit Cake.' 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5180 Do you have any pop-up books that are safer? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5181 The shop cat kept letting people steal stuff. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5182 I see I’m not the only one you promised to see “after awhile” 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
5183 We used to have a cat, but you know, 'there was an old lady that swallowed a fly' and all that... 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
5184 It makes the ‘see you later…’ colloquialism make more sense to me 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5185 His recommendations are always spot on 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5186 The book signing was exhausting. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5187 How can I help you, sir? And yes, the alligator is not for sale. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
5188 He's waiting for Carl Hiaasen's new book signing, too. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
5189 Yes, he’s autographing his latest book “Hook!!! The Other Side of the Story.” 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
5190 We do also deliver within 3 business days if that’s a concern. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
5191 Yeah, for some reason we've seen a big drop in returns. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
5192 Would you like to become a member of our rewards program? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
5193 You break it with crocodile tears, you buy it. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
5194 He’s our answer to Amazon. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5195 He's foe leather. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
5196 This ones a real sleeper 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5197 Service Croc...greatly lessens my anxiety over shoplifting 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5198 I know you love books on reptiles, I thought I'd switch it up a little. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5199 He's just here to keep the store stroller-free. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5200 You're OK. He's trained to only take one arm per customer. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5201 Meat? The author. 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
5202 Him? He manages our return policy. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5203 And don't forget,we used to bind out books with leather. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5204 Oh, it’s just the “rep” from Amazon checking the inventory 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5205 He escaped from “Peter Pan” but all he does is emit tick-tock sounds and sleep. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5206 The old history books are morphing into the crocs they are. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5207 He has a book signing this afternoon. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5208 We have nothing by Lacoste, sorry. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
5209 I know you would expect Burke,but he simply devoured the last King novel. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5210 Down Bezos, we don't eat customers....yet. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5211 Your order doesn't mention anything about shoes 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5212 Very lively alligator book cover! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5213 I guess it really IS hard to get help this days 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5214 "Here's the signed second year adoption agreement. He's been great this first year, I haven't had any of my rare editions go missing. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5215 It’s a New Release: Leather Goods for Dummies 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5216 It’s not polite to judge a book by it’s cover. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5217 Ah! What is this bookstore doing in Florida? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
5218 Not easy to read, but the vivid illustration is to die for. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5219 Books help develop his reptilian brain 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
5220 He’s a service animal, people never ask if I bite 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
5221 It’s signed by Junot Diaz. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5222 Be advised, some of the books got swamped in the flood. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
5223 I wonder if ramen and doughnuts can be friends someday. I really want to slurpp and crunch together. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
5224 He got a taste for penguins 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5225 Oh, Mr. Livingstone! I presume you’ve heard Lacoste is sponsoring our special on wild life books this week? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5226 Florida man finishes rehab, opens a bookstore 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5227 He’s still finishing War and Peace. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5228 Are these the crocs my kids are obsessed with? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5229 I have that alligator-bound edition you asked for. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5230 She wrote the book on draining the swamp. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5231 I can't maintain my Carl Hiaasen reputation without a quirky book tour for my summer sleeper novel. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5232 He’s on a strict diet of shoplifters. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5233 Yes sir, he works cheap, and has completely eliminated our shoplifting problem. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5234 We'll also be selling wallets and handbags in the fall. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5235 He has a voracious appetite for books. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5236 No worries! He’s from our streaming fiction! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5237 We're found it helps the pilferage problem. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5238 Don't mind him, he's a service animal. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5239 It's the latest craze in sustainable luggage! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5240 Don't worry, he's not hungry. He just ate Aristotle. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5241 I don't dare give him something he's read before. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5242 He'll trade you one leg for one shoe and a book John Straayer, Ft. Collins, CO 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5243 May I suggest a new upcoming author who’s work will really grab you. 1.1867 0.04326 75 63 11 1
5244 Sign this waive and then you get 15 minutes of worry-free browsing.” 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5245 Now it’s the Amazon eating up my profit 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
5246 He's got quite a story! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5247 That one’s really hard to tear yourself away from. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5248 His resume said he worked for Dave Barry 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
5249 He's here to promote his latest work: See You Later Alligator 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
5250 Here for the MAGA swamp meat book club. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5251 He looks good on paper 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5252 Leather cover to be 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5253 these books here are a load of crock, but feel free to browse around 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
5254 this politician seems to love books 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5255 No, she'll see you in a while. Don't you know your reptile rhymes? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5256 The plotting is great. It's a slow build, then it snaps. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5257 How long has he been here? Oh... for a while 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5258 Blame the GEICO gecko. 1.1864 0.07038 59 52 3 4
5259 Don't ask for an autograph. His book is worse than his bite. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5260 All of our leather is locally grown. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5261 Looking up whether I read that one later or in a while ...... 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5262 Yes, we do have a leather-bound thriller 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5263 The book signing was very filling. 1.1864 0.07441 59 53 1 5
5264 And this one has a very snappy title 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5265 Leather bound, or paperback?” 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5266 I'm reading your obituary? Fancy that! 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
5267 I'll distract him while you pick up his new book. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5268 Nothing to worry about sir, he had a huge breakfast just twenty minutes ago. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5269 I'm happy to hand you any book you might want, but if you decide not to buy, well you get to put it back. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5270 I knew you’d be here! You love to curl up with a good book. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5271 Oh, I still have the cat. It's inside the gator. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5272 It's the new Steve Irwin biography 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5273 Are they leather bound? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5274 That’s right His name is Kestrel. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5275 He'll take your backpack while you shop. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5276 She’s OK. I use her to punch frequent reader cards. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5277 Don't worry, he only sinks his teeth into fictional characters. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
5278 His literary taste is varied. But cookbook buyers are his favorite. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5279 I can put this book in a crocodile binder by next Thursday 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5280 Can I help you sir, is there any particular croc you're looking for? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5281 What is your pets name? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5282 They’re everywhere in Florida now. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5283 We did advertise a crocodile cover on these books. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5284 Ever since my last five-finger discount. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5285 He just devours fine literature. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5286 What happened to the store cat? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5287 Our new arrival? Yeah, I’ll tell you, it starts off slow, but the ending is a real jaw snapper...It’ll have you rolling and crying; that’s for sure! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5288 Sorry, no paperback.. Hide bound only. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5289 It’s getting tougher to catch the book snatchers. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
5290 He comes with the book! 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5291 He’s part of our Choose Your Own Adventure section. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5292 Due to staffing shortage, book covers are now Do It Yourself. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5293 I ordered a leather bound thriller not killer 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5294 We only carry this one in leatherback 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5295 This book’s a load of croc 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5296 All unsolicited manuscripts will be subject to a digestive screening. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
5297 Heavily discounted; that's a croc." Timothy Mahoney, Belmont Australia 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
5298 That's our "Croc of Lit". 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5299 I recommend a book named Crocodile Tears by Cry Allot. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5300 He’s domesticated and remains docile. But if he sees you crack a smile: GODZILLA! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5301 Vintage book binding is all the rage. Just insert pages in the hole punch then stitch it together. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5302 You're gonna want to snap that one up. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
5303 When he gets hungry, he chews on pulp fiction. But, he won’t turn down a Whoopie pie.” 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5304 He’s friendly, you can pet him 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5305 Have you checked our after awhile crocodile bibliophile bargain table? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5306 Yet I remember a guy named Bill last week 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5307 Well the senior management at Kestrel kept going on about us needing sales staff with a snappier pitch. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5308 He's just here to 'snap up' new arrivals. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5309 Our best seller is a real crock of SHIT 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5310 And here is our genuine LaCoste.... 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5311 Remember when you said you wanted a rip-snorting reading experience? Well, it just arrived. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5312 He ate the kestrel. We're working on getting a new sign... and mascot. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5313 And this is the reptilian section....Say hi to Nile, our resident bibliophile. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5314 He’s our irresistible bodega cat.. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5315 The pivot to predatory lending was ill conceived. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5316 We're branching out in fresh source shoes. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5317 I asked for a window gate to protect the store. They must have thought I said gator. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5318 But a cat is so ordinary! 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5319 She lets us know when something's a croc. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5320 We only deal in clothbound first editions……and he doesn’t like your shoes. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5321 He came in looking for a Peter Pan first edition, and stayed 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5322 He likes murder mysteries but he’s a slow reader. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5323 Let us know if you still want those boots! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5324 I've found that Alex is much more effective than posting our shoplifting policy. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5325 Don't mind him.....he is the resident criticgator! 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5326 Cathy from book club ordered this for you. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5327 We're having a sale on Gulp Fiction. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5328 Remember "I know an old lady who swallowed a fly?" 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5329 Yeah, according to these reports, morale has pretty much stayed the same. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5330 This is why I only buy eBooks. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5331 Looks a bit heavy. Do you have him in paperback? 🐊 📖 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5332 Customers were taking too many pennies. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5333 You waiting on a book cover to match your wife’s purse, too? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5334 Here's the problem ... you meant to order "An Alligator Tale" but you wrote "An Alligator Tail." 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5335 I can suggest a book for you that will help.you figure out " which one he is". 1.1842 0.04668 76 65 9 2
5336 Not our most successful book signing event ever. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5337 Looking for a cautionary tail? 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
5338 It's only available in hardback. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5339 We drained the swamp. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5340 Morroco binding would definitely be more tamed. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5341 I rescued him from the handbag factory 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5342 What's his name? Muhammed Ali Gader. Found him a mosque in Florida"... 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
5343 His first novel, Crocodile Tears, just hit #1 on the Times list. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5344 Just because I adopted him during the pandemic doesn’t mean he can’t bring home a paycheck. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5345 Tom also recently devoured the Neopolitan novels. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5346 yeah, he only comes in hard-back. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5347 Shoplifting is down by more than 80% since Gary started working here. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
5348 The total comes up to an arm and a leg, please. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5349 Hank, I know you’re Florida Gators alumni, but you’re taking it a little too far. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5350 they said its a good deal but looks like a crock to me 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5351 Labor shortage. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5352 Yes we have ‘In Cold Blood.’ 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5353 No Ted, that’s not an alligator. You can’t believe everything you see these days. 1.1842 0.06130 76 67 4 5
5354 Please don't let her out, no matter what she tells you. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
5355 Sorry, croc sitter rates are through the roof 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
5356 We have a " no return" policy. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5357 I need these papers punched", Man on the right "Alright hold on a second", Man behind the des 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5358 Don't worry, he's double-vaxxed. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5359 It’s a Do-It-Yourself kit for a briefcase 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
5360 If you clean his teeth he won’t bite you. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5361 A book in the Nature section indicated alligator, but my teenage nephew says, That's a crock! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5362 Oh. We have you down as having ordered the leather bound edition. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5363 The best security system on the market and a hell of a good mouser. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5364 He says customers are like fish they start to smell after a while 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5365 His favorite foods are Shakespeare and Hemingway. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5366 can we end this passive aggressive thing and discuss at home? 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
5367 Can I interest you in a copy of Peter Pan? There's a free gift with purchase. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5368 Just let them try to evict me! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5369 If you want to see a first edition just ask and I’ll get it for you. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5370 When she said it was a croc, I didn't think she meant it literally 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
5371 Nobody reads books anymore, anyway. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5372 Technically, we’re dinosaur-adjacent. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
5373 John, have you met my wife, haha, just kidding, she doesn’t believe in marriage 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5374 He changed jobs when he decided politics was beneath him 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
5375 After a while I don’t even notice it until I see it later. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5376 I’m here to collect my royalties Monsieur Lacoste 1.1833 0.06926 60 53 3 4
5377 It’s a crock but you’d be surprised how many people read it. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5378 No browsing. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5379 He's just part of my strategy to Amazon my book store. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5380 If you crack the spine, then he cracks yours. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5381 Where's your emotional support section? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5382 Careful using the three-hole puncher 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5383 We've had issues. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5384 See you later alligator! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5385 It’s a new dish we’ve added to the seafood menu! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5386 We leave her here to help keep the mice out. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5387 All first novels require a hook. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5388 Amazon? You’re thinking of crocodiles. He’s an alligator. 1.1831 0.04835 71 61 8 2
5389 We figured he'd fit in with the hardbacks. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5390 He spent the last 24 hours digesting The Old Man and the Swamp. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
5391 He mostly buys first editions. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5392 He might have been a bookworm, but he's pretty much a lounge lizard. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5393 This is guaranteed to grab you. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5394 Al has devoured untold bodies of . . . literature. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5395 Oh, didn't you hear? Today is 'Take your Croc to Work day'. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5396 Don't bother. Predictable ending. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5397 He triggers on P-E-R-S-O-N-A-L-F-R-E-E-D-O-M. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5398 We have him to take care of the cats roaming throughout the store. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
5399 Our customer base has shrunk since we traded our dog for Chopper, here. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5400 We named him Font, but he’s not your type. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5401 He looks better on Wednesdays. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5402 Your Lizard meat cook book arrived, with the free meat sample. But she ate the book 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5403 What in the actual $&@!, this bookstore is totally lit! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5404 He has reader's digest. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5405 He’s looking for some light reading. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5406 Ann Coulter’s newest release is right over here… 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5407 I got tired of of customers always suggesting how they could find it easier in the Amazon store. 🤷🏼‍♂️🐊 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5408 Diverse hire. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5409 Not for sale. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5410 Sorry about the arm, but he always gets touchy with people reading the periodicals without paying 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5411 Pet? What pet? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5412 No, it’s not for sale. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5413 Wipe that smile off your face, now! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5414 So few people ask to meet him. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5415 I enjoyed the book,except every page had bite marks in it. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5416 Do we get good rest here? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
5417 Shoplifting was never a huge problem,but it's really gone to zero now. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5418 She's the Complaints Department. 1.1828 0.05284 93 81 7 5
5419 My bad, he belongs in the DIY book-binding section of the shop. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
5420 This section's romances will have you crying crocodile tears 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
5421 It used to be, see you around bibliophile, crocodile. But Amazon changed all that. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5422 Then one morning the kestrel was gone. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5423 This motherfucker… 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5424 Now look, he told you politely that this isn’t a library and you wouldn’t listen so stop complaining and be grateful you’ve still got your left arm. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5425 Are you sure you "see this manuscript bound in alligator" ? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5426 It's expensive, but bear in mind, it's covered in alligator hide, it's moving, gripping, and has a hole punch built in. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5427 We had a problem with cats. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5428 She has a great smile and calm after good readings! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5429 It seems your card is maxed out and therefore… 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5430 He’s new. He’s in charge of returns. Just don’t pet him. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5431 It says here, that there are some dietary restrictions. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5432 No, he is not this year's update. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5433 I'm sorry. The author will be unable to sign your copy until the inside temperature reaches 24 degrees Celsius. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5434 He is spending the summer here…..too hot in Florida. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5435 I'm saving the wildlife in a way that is business-forward. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
5436 And all of our alligator purses are made in house. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5437 I'm training him to eat Bezos. Feels kinda poetic. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5438 He particularly likes bad reviewers. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5439 Would you like paper back or . . .? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5440 The author of this travelog actually is here. Just in a 'condensed' form." 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5441 He thinks there might be some fish coming in looking for bookworms. 1.1818 0.04227 77 65 11 1
5442 Don't mind him. He's just the first part of a children's display. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5443 Lyle, of course. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5444 We used to have cats, but they disappeared. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5445 You snap at me and I'll turn you into a briefcase and pair of shoes. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5446 Well, Lyle Lyle the Crocodile did grow up! 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5447 A croc of good books 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5448 Everyone really ate up these new books 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5449 Each time we get a new book on Crocodiles, I use Gus here as a sales lure..... 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5450 Him? Oh, he handles customer complaints. Not that we get many…. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5451 Don't pet him 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5452 Is that an alligator or a crocodile? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5453 He won’t let anybody buy a Stephen King book 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5454 First it ate the bookstore cat then paid receipts went up. Well in the end it all worked out. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5455 Want a book that'll grab you and hold your attention to the emd? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
5456 Alligator? What alligator? Geez, everybody’s a comedian these days. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5457 He simply devours a good mystery novel. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5458 For my panic attacks. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5459 Don’t read that book. It’s a big croc. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5460 Sales are down this year...he came in this morning and said he had an appetite for books... 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5461 All our books are crocodile-bound. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5462 Was that preemptive? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5463 I don't understand why I don't get more repeat business. When customers leave, they always say, "See you later." 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5464 This rare, hard to find edition includes a CD and crocodile. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5465 You need this hole punched? 1.1818 0.06445 66 58 4 4
5466 There is no time limit for browsing, but first you need to sign our release of liability form. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5467 He comes with papers 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5468 What? Store cats are so blasé… 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
5469 My friend here seems to know who is a browser and who is a buyer. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5470 We have this new policy for shoplifters. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5471 No, we haven't seen the cat for awhile... 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5472 Oh, that reminds me...I have to pick up my shoes... 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5473 He helps with the musty ambiance. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5474 I said I would see you later! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5475 We'll be celebrating 10 wonderful years in October. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5476 Had some trouble with shoplifters, amped up my security. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5477 I read it’s pretty much impossible to adopt a rescue dog in the city at the moment, so… 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5478 remember russian mail-order brides? the 80s cultural scare? they, a young aspirant, get a supposedly good life they can’t find in russia. and you, a fucking loser, get a supposedly good wife you can’t find in america. well this is how that played out @shittynewyorkercartooncaptions 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
5479 Remember. No reading the magazines. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
5480 These books are my personal favorites but please feel free to browse the collection . . . 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5481 We poached her from the Amazon. We thought she could help us transition from books to space travel 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
5482 As you can see it states quite clearly in our policies that we have not accepted returns in quite a while for crocodiles. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5483 Well I looked at him and immediately wanted to curl up and cry. That’s when I realized I needed to break up with Barb. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5484 Have you read the paper?” “Yeah, what a crock” @newyorkercartoon 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5485 Odd man out 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5486 Oh snap! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5487 Look Charlie, I know you need to compete with Amazon’s brick and mortar, but don’t you think this is going a little too far? 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
5488 It’s an old Lyle Crocodile promotion we found in the basement. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5489 One way to get to the top of the Best Sellers. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5490 Sorry, the crocodile doesn’t come with purchase. It’s extra. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5491 He's a real bookworm 1.1818 0.03801 77 64 13 0
5492 Our cat? He mysteriously disappeared. 1.1809 0.03991 94 77 17 0
5493 He's sheltering from Covid. Why?" 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5494 I’m looking for a book with a real bite to it. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5495 He's interested in your shoes. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5496 We do have an Amphibian shelf, but it is occupied at the moment. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5497 Since COVID,security people are so hard to find, George has been the ideal solution. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5498 he is just practising so far. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5499 Yeah, best therapy pet ever. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5500 Herpetology is making a big splash while falconry is on a swift descent. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5501 I think I'll wait for the paperback edition. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5502 He's looking for a travel guide to the Caiman Islands. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5503 No it isn’t a political statement. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5504 Gator nation? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5505 Here’s a snappy book For your perusal! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5506 I don't care who has more wrinkles, I want a pair of boots! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5507 Yes, we do have an alligator on books. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5508 The store cat? He disappeared a while back. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5509 I am looking for an adventure story in a leather binding 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5510 Will I see him later, Alligator? #MyNewYorkerCaption 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5511 Ignore him. He’s our critic. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5512 If you try to pet him he'll take your other arm as well. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5513 Let me know if you need gator aid. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5514 Psssst. You're supposed to say "after a while crocodile". 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5515 My interest in books are changing 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5516 He reduces the bookworm population. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5517 Is it an alligator or a crocodile? You’ll have to read to the end to find out. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5518 Well, it ate the cat, and I didn’t want to get a new cat 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5519 We are not changing course, the memoir will be called Crocodile Tears, and that’s final 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5520 This month we’re featuring a radical self-help book about denial 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5521 I mean, they did warn us climate change was coming and habitats would be lost - but don’t worry, he pays rent 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5522 Staffing has been an issue during the pandemic, I’m not going to lie... 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5523 We have a special offer on hardbacks. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5524 This is just my watch dog 1.1803 0.06819 61 54 3 4
5525 Some of our books are alligator bound." 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5526 We haven't had a problem with rats -- why do you ask? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5527 No, it’s a female. Why do you ask? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5528 He ate the cat so I had no choice. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5529 He’s new, knows a lot about Florida. Hope he doesn’t just disappear like the last guy. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5530 Well, meet / eat, you know... your wife I heard clearly 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5531 Oh, he ate that cat, too. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5532 His name's Lyle, don't worry he's friendly! I found him my home back in the 60's and he's been with me every since! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5533 Don’t worry. She lost her appetite after reading all the Florida Man headlines 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5534 I’d like a book I can really sink my teeth into 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5535 I SAID……F………S………U………. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5536 His hometown was too provincial. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5537 The last owner was one of those weird bird people. Left a few flying around in here. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5538 Sir, I promise you it doesn’t matter what you read. It’s genuine alligator leather. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5539 Please, no what's that ticking sound jokes. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
5540 Anyone can have a dog! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
5541 He’s only here on Tuesdays. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
5542 You cannot get good help today. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5543 It's his first book. He's new to the author-tour scene. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5544 All leather bound copies, I presume. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5545 We´re trying to hit Amazon back where it hurts 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5546 What crocodile? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5547 Actually, his book is worse than his bite. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5548 We used to have a cat, then Amazon took over. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5549 Yes, we've cut out the middleman on our exclusive alligator skin bindings. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5550 I'm afraid he's eaten all our stock of vellum. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5551 He's been eating the Amazon delivery guys for months. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5552 He'll be reading from his book at 3 if you're interested. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5553 He hates being called a crocodile. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5554 Ask him. I just work here. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5555 I guaranteed your book attention with a reptile, not a rapt smile. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5556 If you came here for crocs the sign clearly says books 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5557 He's my new delivery boy 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5558 That's a book you can really sink your teeth into. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5559 We needed something to differentiate us from Amazon. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5560 Don't worry, he's well read" 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5561 His primitive instincts are ameliorated when he reads in the yoga and self help section. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5562 The books are fiction. He’s real. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5563 We have real crocodiles to make crocodile boots that are the official Crocs. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5564 Unfortunately we don’t sell alligator bound books, but we do offer a do-it-yourself kit. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5565 Oh, just be glad you don't have any late fees. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5566 Only if I had that apatite for knowledge. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5567 Don't worry, she won't bite—unless you ask to use the restroom. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5568 Yes,the deluxe alligator bound version of “Thirty Months in the Amazon” lists at $8,000 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5569 Leather bound? You bet we do. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5570 Your book on how to train your alligator just arrived. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5571 We got some new arrivals in the Wildlife section. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5572 We agree, your work leaves us hungry for more. 1.1791 0.06354 67 59 4 4
5573 I sense he takes issue with your e-book prospectus! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5574 I'm sorry sir, we're out of the baby alligator shoes! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5575 Don’t worry about him. He’s just an etitor. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5576 Can I speak to the woman who served me yesterday" "Sorry she got snapped up by the bookshop across the road 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5577 Fresh copy of the crocodaily news, sir? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5578 2 in 1: paper shredder and shop security 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5579 Crocs this season sure are stepping up their game 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5580 It’s a crocodile. Duh. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5581 Vet bills are cheaper than providing health insurance. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5582 Don't say illiterate. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5583 My therapist told me to spice up my routine 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5584 I failed to include the "Dundee" on my last order 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
5585 Ally's been my emotional support animal during the hurricanes. I've noticed a big drop in shoplifting since he's been here. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5586 Tou said you wanted an alligator covered book. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5587 Evelyn meant to order a crock pot on Amazon. At least he is house trained. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5588 His latest book 'Take Your Chances' is still available for signing 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5589 If you’re going to try to steal from us today, I’d recommend running away in a zig-zag. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
5590 See you later, ali-... oh 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
5591 Do you have any books on the differences between alligators and crocodiles? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
5592 If you want to see him do a death roll, tell him about a fictitious muskrat. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5593 I trained him to attack government agents trying to shut down the bookstore. The way this country is going, I will some defense. And I figured nuts-level was perfect. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5594 The key was, if it doesn't work out, with Prime the shipping back to the Amazon is free. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5595 No, there is no way he could recycle this much material. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5596 Like our namesake, we're all about being nimble, taking a chance, and grabbing that challenging read. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5597 Self-help's just in front of you. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5598 Political debate continues regarding Science and COVID: Primitive Reptilian brain vs human neocortex 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5599 See the new arrival in our alligator leather bound section. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5600 The Florida Man book signing starts shortly, upstairs next to historical fiction. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5601 The shoes will take two weeks. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5602 It’s the new edition of Alligators All Around 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5603 Yes Sir, there's still book thieves aside from those who illegally download books on the internet. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5604 He's perfectly harmless unless you pull your phone out to compare our prices. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5605 He really likes to roll around with the cookbooks. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5606 Well, like most of these books, he's a croc." 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
5607 That's all we've got under 'Gator.' 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5608 We’re pivoting to video. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5609 See you later, Fred. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5610 Our market research showed most readers want a snappy title. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5611 Not what I expected when I said I was in the mood for an epic tale 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5612 Lounges have lizards. Bookstores have 'gators. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5613 You’re the first one to smile. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5614 Meet our newest investi-gator, here to catch any crookodiles. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5615 Here's where we source our leather for our leather bound ones" 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5616 I had to bring her; alligator day care was closed today 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
5617 THE AUTHOR WILL GIVE YOU A SNAPSHOT INSTEAD OF A SIGNATURE 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
5618 Lacoste has gone too far. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
5619 When I read I need to really immerse myself in a book and last night, I started reading The Jungle Book with the kids. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
5620 Yes, I am familiar with Sharia law... 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5621 Our policy clearly states that assembly is required for our hardcover books. Bone saw not included. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5622 Have not lost a book since I bought the crock. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5623 Alligator Attacks for Dummies” 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5624 I hope that’s an alligator and not a crocodile! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5625 Who is going to be who's meal tonight? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5626 He ate the bookstore cat. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5627 Argue with him and you may not have a leg to stand on. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5628 Yup, every thing has a story. A WOKE thing, I guess. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5629 Once you pick it up, you won't be able to put it down. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5630 See you later . . . . 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5631 It's the critical race theory pile. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5632 No worries,browse away. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5633 They’re one size fits all. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5634 Browse as long as you like. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5635 My colleague will explain our return policy. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5636 We have a special gift this week for preferred customers. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5637 Don't worry he won't mess with ya unless he sees you comparing prices on Amazon. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5638 He’s not the furriest shop pet, but he’s quite easy to feed … 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5639 It feels like there's an elephant in the room... 1.1774 0.06714 62 55 3 4
5640 Oh him? Our bookworm is just going through a Kipling phase 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5641 His name is Michiko Kakutani. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5642 Sparse turnout at Meet and Greet for the author of "Bump On A Log" 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5643 we used to have a problem with access from the sewers 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5644 Does it also come in paperback or just leather bound? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5645 Yeah, he’s our new host. Says “see you later” when you leave. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5646 If the bon mot is worse than "Bookodile", he pounces. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5647 We've had a lot of book thefts recently. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5648 All the books in this pile are a croc. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
5649 Everything on that table is leather bound. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
5650 We let him browse as much as he likes. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5651 Sure it’s overkill, but we have a real problem with bookworms. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
5652 Yea! He's good for snappy replies to stupid questions. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5653 This is where we keep rare books and letters. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
5654 Well sure, raising wages to attract workers is a better strategy in hindsight. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5655 I probably should've just agreed to the bodega cat 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5656 This book is interactive, a wild experience for any reader. Debit or credit? 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
5657 He’s a rare collectible. Bound in alligator skin. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5658 This place has a great reptile section, eh? 1.1772 0.04507 79 68 9 2
5659 I'm watching him for Captain Hook while he has his book signing for "My Adventures with the Para-Olympics 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
5660 Sorry, we’re out of field guides. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
5661 What I see when I wake up from a nap. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5662 I just can't seem to get him enthusiastic about the book signing gala. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5663 I don't listen to the critics who say his writing is a crock. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
5664 If you choose to browse but do not buy, then he shall be roused and you will cry. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5665 Unabashedly I would pickle the teeth 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5666 Please sign this waiver, if he attacks you we are not responsible 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5667 It is harder and harder to get books covered in alligator leather 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
5668 Oh, the gator….he checks in the late fee books. Hand your to him! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5669 He's our new contactless payment device. Either slip your credit card between his lips or tap it on his nose. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5670 Ted is resting after swallowing Tolstoy's War & Peace 850 pages. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5671 Absolutely, we have some great new hardbacks if you want to zig-zag your way over here. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5672 Bad day to wear your aligator boots here, my friend. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5673 OH! A whistleblower book tour, about what DeSantis did with the bodies. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
5674 Greetings Fred. I see you found a new salesperson. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5675 This used to be a shoe store until the owner passed away. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5676 This section contains a spoiler. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5677 These are the books by authors we don’t like! 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5678 Yeah, she deters shoplifting. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5679 Alligator?...Caiman?...Crocodile? Biological Sciences in aisle nine. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5680 I see you carry the Crocodile Dundee Series 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5681 I wanted a cat, but the pet store must've misunderstood me when I said "See you later, alligator." 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5682 Do not, repeat, do not ask about books on handbag design. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5683 Welcome to "Meat the Author Night." 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5684 Come on in! Masking is optional… 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
5685 This updated insurance policy seems unreasonable 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5686 Do you need a hand? Al here can help, he’s seen a few. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5687 Their editor said make it snappy 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5688 Your application says that you work well with others. Does that include alligators? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5689 Back to the drawing board Lacoste 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5690 One day I propped the front door open and Walter walked in. He never left. All my customers love him. #needswork 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5691 Oh yes, it’s real alligator skin 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5692 The tongue was signed by Hemingway” @jldeutsc 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5693 The title you're looking for is in the swamp section. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5694 We've seen a 40% drop in shoplifting since George arrived. 1.1757 0.05394 74 66 4 4
5695 Can be a bit frustrating and scary at times but a good leather back read 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
5696 We have it in stock,per say 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5697 Would you like to pay your late fee? 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
5698 Yes, Jim,I am afraid the news is more frightening than we thought. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5699 We're the safest bookstore around, depending on who you ask. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5700 Have to let you go Bob ! It’s a shame Ernie cried on your papers. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5701 The author didn't quite finish the last two chapters of "Don't Go Near The Lake. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5702 All Creatures Great and Small? We keep running out of that. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5703 In the book business, his bio is known as a grabber. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5704 Meet our new hire 'Gator. If you ate fried chicken, he'll bite off your greasy fingers before you can turn the book pages. Shadi Kafi, Denver CO 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5705 I sign all her books. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5706 Yeah, it should be fine here. Nobody reads anymore 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
5707 You know what the say, if you can’t beat Amazon, sell the Amazon. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
5708 The reptile store owner next door had to run home for a couple hours. . 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
5709 Welcome to the signing of: From handbag to polo crest, a bite into the fashion world. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5710 I'm here to help with autographing. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5711 We couldn’t find another kestrel, nor any other raptor, so we decided to go with a different predator - a reptile. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
5712 His favorite book is Peter Pan. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5713 Cash or snapple pay? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5714 Yes, we now have our books alphabetized with animals; watch out for the ‘V’ section, we haven’t fed the vultures yet 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
5715 Do you have any Ralph Lauren polos? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
5716 He objects to leather covers. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
5717 Well, it’s a sad tale from Florida and it appears the Governor was the culprit bad guy. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5718 Just that everyone only comes in for the air conditioning. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5719 He's voracious. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5720 ... just something to think about when you ask for a leather-bound book! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5721 Contrary to belief you can smile, but please keep chitchat and hat tipping to a minimum. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5722 The search for a hypoallergenic mascot for our discerning patrons ended here. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5723 We decided to go with a new security guard paradigm. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5724 He's my protection. All the rescue dogs were taken in the pandemic. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5725 He is our new employee, his name is Jeff Bezos. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5726 Sure, he's not a typical bookstore employee, but he reads way more than most Americans. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5727 The Florida section? Right here. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5728 It's a new sales gimmick. Al takes a bite out of any customer leaving who doesn't make a purchase. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5729 Well, the cat died, and this stray popped up out of the sewer... 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5730 Is it Tuesday already? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
5731 This is the Australia travel section. The Florida travel books are to your left 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5732 He's very protective over 19th Century Victorian Literature. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5733 We got him to eat the rats, but now he only devours crime thrillers." 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
5734 We've got some biting new stock. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5735 He's our most avid Kestrel consumer. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
5736 Shoplifting is down 90% since we got Dundee 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5737 As long as he stays in the poetry section he doesn't bother anyone. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5738 Ever since Allison has joined our team, theft has gone way down. But for some reason there has been an increase in workplace accidents. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5739 This is our new book buyer Ali, she’s very into snackable content. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5740 Yeah, I dunno man, I’m a bookstore owner. I’m quirky. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5741 Why don't you tell him what size you want. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
5742 Came with your Carl Hiassen order 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
5743 It'll make you smile. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
5744 Please wait for the beep before removing your arm. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
5745 He was here when I bought the place. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5746 My guard dog disappeared. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
5747 I’m sorry sir, we don’t carry shirts. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5748 Don't mind that. It's from our new Peter Pan Pop-Up Book. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5749 After she ate my guard dog I decided to offer her the job. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5750 Don't worry, he only devours books. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5751 No, he's not an allegory and he's not from the Nile. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5752 She's perfectly harmless. Unless you say something snooty about romance novels. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
5753 We ran out of paperbacks yesterday 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
5754 It's not clear from the packing list whether it's a crocodile clip or an alligator saw 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
5755 You have no idea what it takes to get people in a book store these days! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5756 We've had a lot of shoplifting since Covid started, so he's just here to keep an eye on things. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5757 He only snaps at those who ask for a Best Seller. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5758 That's the Sealed Section 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5759 He’s An Original Leather-Bound Edition. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5760 We're diversifying away from just polo shirts. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5761 Sorry-the Izod shop is next door. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
5762 The Crocs crocodile got laid off, so he works here now. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5763 Do you want your copy of "See You Later, Alligator" signed? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5764 You'll soon wish you hadn't worn your alligator belt and shoes today. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5765 Are you sure you want to return your book? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5766 You might lose a couple fingers, but the other store charges an arm and a leg. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5767 Ode on the encounter of a kestrel and an alligator in a bookstore! 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
5768 That new book reviewer just rips everything apart 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5769 Sir, auto-correct is your responsibility. You did not request an “allegory.” 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5770 Thomas, I could have sworn you said your ex was a snake. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5771 Isn't your security system bit of an overkill 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
5772 Oh, but it’s fine if HE lies down and pisses on a book? 1.1739 0.06515 69 62 2 5
5773 If you’re looking for something that really pulls you in, twists off your limbs and then keeps your body stashed until tenderized, I might have something for you. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
5774 …and this paperweight is marked down because it escaped from Florida. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5775 Why did you bring an alligator in here? 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
5776 Book sales are down, so we started selling crocs, too. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5777 I think that covers it for now! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5778 It's like the typical bookstore cat, but instead of a cat it's an animal that will eat you 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5779 He won’t attack until he spots a blurb writer. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5780 Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth or would you rather be a pig! 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
5781 Is that the sequel to “Jaws”? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5782 The author is here today to sign it in your own blood if you’re interested. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5783 Don't worry she won't bite, that time of the month already passed 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5784 Welcome to THE Amazon. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5785 Suggest you look at the books on the corner of the table 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5786 And this book on do-it-yourself purses and luggage comes with a starter Alligator. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5787 For every book purchased, a pound of chicken is given to a crocodile in need. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5788 His name is Gulliver. Like a lot of other book store cats. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5789 Meet the author of the Cajun Croc-pot. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5790 It was a gift from the Amazon. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5791 He can direct you to the Carl Hiaason books. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5792 She's digesting. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5793 He’s fine as long as you don’t ask him for the latest James Patterson novel. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5794 He’s Kestrel and I’m Books, can we help you find something? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5795 We had a problem with the cat and then things just spiraled out of control. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5796 Ah, another purchase I won’t end up reading. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5797 He knows if you’ve been using Amazon… 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5798 Sorry sir, the sign clearly said ‘book swamp’ not ‘book swap’ 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5799 Sorry he's a little tired, we had a lot of children show up for the book signing. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5800 It comes with the latest Michael Wolff installment 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5801 2 men and an alligator walked into a book store..... 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
5802 Where's the store cat? 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
5803 Do you want to donate some changes to this hungry crocodile? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
5804 It's not a tooth fairy- 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
5805 Customers want more biting realism these days 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
5806 He's early for the autograph session for the new book on swamp life. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
5807 We rezoned the area last year Bob, but he just refuses to leave. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
5808 This guys résumé seems like a load of croc if you ask me, AL. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
5809 Is it Vegan? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
5810 Heard you were swamped at work Gary. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
5811 If you couldn’t tell by the books, we like prehistoric things. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
5812 The MeGator book is $30, add $10 for a footprint, $20 for a bitemark, $30 for a backscale or $50 for all three." 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5813 The shipping document says the hide would be ideal for binding an original edition of Darwin’s “The Origin of Species” 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5814 I've been forced to lower my hiring standards. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5815 He's a great mouser without that annoying meowing. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5816 He's a rescue, part Collie I think 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5817 He's actually a bit of a bookwurm. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5818 Don't judge those books by their cover 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5819 If you must ask, it’s for my wildebeest anxiety. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5820 Alterations are free. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
5821 Cats in bookstores is so yesterday. We're going for maximal stimulation. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5822 My wife says I’m a dinosaur. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
5823 You would be amazed how much less shoplifting we have now. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5824 Not to worry, he's just promoting his new book, "Allegories and allegations." 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5825 Your OK, Unless he thinks your shoes are made from his children 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5826 Are you here to meet the Arthur? 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
5827 "We finally got an applicant for the Help Wanted ad. Good news is he's okay with minimum wage and doesn't care for healthcare benefits." 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5828 So, you've moved BDSM to the front. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5829 The web has done away with the used book market. This alligator has been genetically altered to eat books and to poop paper cups. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
5830 He comes with a training book. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5831 We have always strived for a diverse workforce 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5832 We need you to sign this waiver in case our author's arm gets tired and he signs your copy with his teeth." 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5833 Don’t worry. He’s a real people croc. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5834 Not the usual cute cat the counter,this spitfire will protect you and your sacred documents 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5835 I heard the Ally Gate Or biography was in 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5836 'We couldn't get a bull. And we're not a china shop. So your point is?' 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5837 Sorry we’re at capacity for social distancing 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
5838 This must be the suspense section. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5839 I heard about your mascot and my wife has always wanted a pair of alligator shoes but it's clear he isn't wearing any. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5840 Things change, used to be just a logo. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5841 We had to add a side business that Amazon couldn’t compete with. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5842 She just showed up one day and adopted us. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5843 We'd love it if you wrote us a review on Yelp. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5844 You can't judge a book by its cover 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5845 He likes your alligator shoes and belt ! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5846 Yes, that’s a real alligator cover. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5847 No, I'm sorry, we don't have any of these books bound in a-l-l-i-g-a-t-o-r. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
5848 You can pre-order your book cover. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5849 It's so obvious that climate change it's just a myth 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5850 I'm showing here you have a balance due of 49 cents...and this being a good time to pay....I mean now. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5851 We no longer provide leather binding services. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5852 Oh, that book? Sure, help yourself. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5853 Let me guess… you’re allergic to cats? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5854 He eat Captain Hook, Peter Pan is missing and Tink is on the run as far as we know." "Looks like he can still take care of the dog next door, nothing in writing. 50 bucks, as is." 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5855 Sir, there's a man in your shop. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5856 The publishers keep hiring experiential marketing agencies... 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5857 I guess I have to say see you later when I leave here… or is it after a while. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
5858 No, we won’t see you later 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5859 the dog was too friendly 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5860 He loved your book--absolutely devoured it. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5861 The review in New Yorker says 'durable J M Barrie character-piece, in original leather'" 1.1714 0.06095 70 62 4 4
5862 welcome to Florida 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5863 They're all tear-jerkers. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
5864 He's read them all that's why we let him lie there 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5865 Yup! Got stuck pet-sitting this weekend. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5866 Yes I know we must adapt to survive but I doubt even Darwin can explain the evolutionary mechanisms that motivate career change 1.1714 0.06095 70 62 4 4
5867 Shouldn’t he be in the horror section? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5868 'he's passive aggressive' 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5869 Yes, sir, I’m fully aware he’s not a kestrel. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5870 Ah, so you do stock The Enormous Crocodile! 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5871 Don’t worry, Loki said he’ll be back for him 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5872 Can I interest you in a crocodile leather bound first edition of Moby Dick? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5873 Now selling locally sourced, custom leather-bound books 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5874 "To be fair I'd say it's more of a book-biting event than a book signing." 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5875 Due to “differing opinions” and several staff complaints, this store will no longer carry any books in the ‘Magical Realism’ sub-genre 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5876 The tell-all is a bit cut-throat, but otherwise a good read 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5877 I can see that you feel oddly compelled to peruse those seemingly intriguing tomes he is hoarding, but I strongly suspect that you would regret it. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5878 Who said Izod was dead....! 1.1711 0.06037 76 68 3 5
5879 Looking for a first edition of "Where the Craw00dads Sing"? Try our gator aide. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5880 We have one copy left but it's with the custom alligator leather binding that will take a few days to prepare. Does that work? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5881 I cope with and am recovering from both a physical and mental health condition. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
5882 Yeah, that’ll be four dollars. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5883 We've got several books on the rising oceans. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5884 Sir, you ordered 'My Alligator' a week ago!...Oops, I didn't realize that you meant the book!! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5885 Not what we ordered,and no returns accepted!" 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5886 We've had problems in the past with authors who didn't show up for their readings. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5887 That's our future leather bound classics pile. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5888 Don’t judge a gator by it’s conspicuous location next to our cash register . 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5889 … alligator, i ain’t talkin Lacoste 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5890 Literacy can take many forms… 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5891 He can smell COVID 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
5892 Do you need your parking validated? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5893 He discourages browsers. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5894 Have you tried searching Amazon literally? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5895 It’s the genius behind Confessions of a Swamp Killer. Scratched copies are five dollars extra. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
5896 Oh dont mind him, he's a senior in yt doing his final project.. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
5897 Does this one have a leather spine? 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
5898 I'm returning my employment application. When can I start? 1.1707 0.05704 82 73 4 5
5899 These books suck, but they don’t bite. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
5900 It's a novel about the Everglades, but for some reason it isn't selling well. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
5901 Our last security guard was an anti-vaxxer. I decided to go a different route. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
5902 This particular and unusual edition is titled, “It’s a Croc”; very biting humor. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
5903 He wandered in one day and ate our store cat. The rest is history.... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5904 Browsing is encouraged. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5905 He’s quite a lively dancer as well 1.1698 0.04028 53 45 8 0
5906 Some read e-books. Our customers insist on a touch and feel experience. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5907 He was looking for something on Wildebeests. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5908 We were going to open a new shop, but we decided to scale down.. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5909 His book signing didn’t work out so well. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5910 Yes, we're still open—but make it snappy. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5911 Crock of what? 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
5912 Didn't you see the sign on the door that we don't require masks on our employees? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5913 Lyle the Crocodile is doing a book signing. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5914 Couldn't compete with Amazon, so decided to get something from the Amazon 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5915 Bob's DIY Aligator Shoes & Boots did not go over so well. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5916 I lost a bet. I called him a crocodile. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5917 It doesn’t read but it is voracious. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5918 We felt we needed to diversify our staff selections. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5919 Don't think about going online to find a better price 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5920 Here at Kestrel Boo, we. scare. FALCONS! Please feel free to look at our picture books of falcons getting scared. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5921 I'd say he's a rather bookish little fellow despite what it says in the papers 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
5922 it's the latest in Business Casual 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5923 We just need a week lead time if you want the alligator binding..... 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5924 Actually, James, Kestrelson here owns this bookstore; I only work part-time during his lunch and dinner hours. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5925 It provides better security than a cat. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5926 Welcome to the meet and greet with our Paranormal dep’t critic. He says this book is a croc. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5927 If you need any help, he'll gladly give you a hand, or a foot. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5928 He only bites if u refuse to pay for the books that you are taking! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5929 I haven't been at this bookstore in a while crocodile 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5930 Don't worry about him, just don't ask for anything bound in crocodile hide 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5931 He has impeccable taste. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5932 Just don’t ask him, ‘What does the Crocodile have for dinner?’ and you’ll be fine. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5933 We believe in challenging the reader's comfort zone. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5934 We just started giving it dead chickens and now it thinks it owns the place. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5935 If you buy five books, you get this paperweight for free. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5936 I wanted a small and snappy read,but this one appears rather large. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5937 Oh that book, it’s written in braille 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5938 Florida: "Masks are hurting our children!" Also Florida: "My grandchildren would love to have a pet gator. How much?" 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
5939 Bodega cats just aren't tracking well anymore for Instagram follows. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5940 No Penguins Sir, he devoured them all. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5941 the sharks were no help. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5942 Yep you’re just in time we have one Large Gatorade left. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5943 I'm not sure you should believe the reviews on that one. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5944 But sir, you did order the complete works of Edgar Rice Burroughs. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5945 It came with a shipment of Travis McGee novels. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5946 His book signing starts at 2pm. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5947 It really is Rene Lacoste. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5948 No boots! Only books!! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5949 It helps cut down on pilfering. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5950 We can’t get anyone to come to book club. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5951 Yes, that's what happened to the bookstore cat, but I gotta say, he's much better company 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5952 You said you wanted Crocs. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5953 I recommend one from our "see ya later" collection. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5954 George, I told you already. You can't take this gator home and put it in Martha's closet. Stop coming here and go see a marriage counselor already, will you? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5955 Alligator or crocodile, hawk or falcon, who cares? 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
5956 The “Delicious People” reading is later this afternoon but the author would love you to stay for lunch. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5957 Do you want the book leather bound or not? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5958 Sells of leather bound books has sure dropped since I got my new guard gator. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5959 That's the Carl Hiaasen section. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5960 Don’t worry. Max here only bites if you buy on amazon. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5961 he ate our hawk and he now says that he owns the store l d soderlind chisago city mn 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5962 Hey! I hope that's not a loud clock collar you're holding behind your back. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5963 Shoplifting,not anymore! 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5964 You asked for "An alligator in Paradise"? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5965 It's for our Gatorade sponsor; help a gator, get 10% off all Gatorade purchases. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5966 Two reasons: people are stealing books, and...he makes change." 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5967 My pet peeve is reading. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5968 Most people don’t think it’s real, we are selling more alligator books especially alligator books with pictures. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5969 The reading hadn't started. It's after while crocodile. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5970 Never mind, I was looking for Crocs 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
5971 Leave it to the bloody marketing department... 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5972 Don't worry, he's leather bound. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
5973 Oh….You probably spoke to my colleague down there when you called 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5974 Well I guess I can use a pair of Crocs. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5975 That’s not an alligator; it’s a bibliophile. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
5976 Nobody wants to work (for $10 an hour) so we hired him 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5977 Deters shoplifting. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5978 Back shelf, on your left, full explanation of crocodile vs. alligator. Take a look, try again. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5979 It's part of our new effort to boost sales and deter in-store reading. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5980 He had to eat his coauthor to get his story printed! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5981 The belts are one size fits all. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5982 Keeps the cats off the bookshelves 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
5983 Hook's attorney, you say? I bet you'll cost him an arm and a leg! 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5984 It's not an alligator. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5985 It’s a murder mystery novel by Al E. Gater. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5986 As an independent book seller I'm having to branch out 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5987 Yes,we recycled pairs of old shoes into this strange creature. Very amusing don't you think? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5988 It's a free gift that comes with your purchase of "Peter Pan", leather bound edition. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5989 It's Capricorn Season" 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5990 Out of staples! Gotta feed the crocodile! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5991 Mind your nose. He’s from the banks of the great grey-green greasy Limpopo River. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5992 Whatever price you offer, I assure you he will bite your hand off. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
5993 If you say, 'See you later, alligator...,' you're dead meat! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
5994 ...just in case somebody has an issue with our "store credit only/no refunds" policy. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
5995 Alligator in a book store? Only in New York! 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
5996 The alligator slip covers are on DIY special this week. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
5997 One for $3, two for $5, my dude. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
5998 Sir, I can help you unless you have a return. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
5999 We used to have a cat in the shop … but he ate it 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
6000 He's promoting his new book, " How to approach gators ". Don't , keep your distance. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6001 Actually, it's a caiman, similar to a crocodile. From the Amazon rainforest. He's here to assist people who browse the store and then make their purchase from a giant online retailer. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6002 Would you like paper, plastic, or crocodile skin? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
6003 I'm sorry, but it's only available in a leather bound edition. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6004 Real snappy leather bound. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6005 Even crocs get tired, he's read 50 books this week! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
6006 Shipped straight from Amazon! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6007 He's come up from Florida, I am teaching him to read. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6008 Retailers are getting far more aggressive pushing their extended warranties 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6009 Would you like to dispose of anything? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
6010 Claus has had a rough day. Between you and me, I think he might snap. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6011 Sign here please! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6012 Him? Oh, he comes with me to all my signings in case you feel the urge to critique my character development. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6013 My assistant eats people who don’t buy a book. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6014 The publisher had afterthoughts. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
6015 Just don't call him something he's not, and you'll be fine. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
6016 He's here as part of the Peter Pan promotion; he will leave a bite mark in the book as you hold it. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
6017 Yes, the handbag-making book comes with a complementary crocodile. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
6018 We were looking for a leather-bound security system.... 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6019 Because people were complaining about being attacked by the kestrel so we replaced it. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6020 OK,so we’ve got enough here for a large suitcase or two nice size attachés for you and your wife. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6021 Come back later for his book signing! 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
6022 Can you help me decide if this is a Crocodile or an Alligator? 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
6023 Loose-leaf or bound? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6024 There's been quite a drop in book cover jobs. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6025 Our new paper shredder. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6026 Well, he used to work at the local library. Was a hell of an enforcer to kids to bring back their books on time. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6027 He's a lot better drawn than you dogs, and meaner. So, you gonna buy a book, Mr. Booth? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6028 Best damn security service I ever had, and it only costs me left over chicken scraps. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
6029 Oh, the author doesn't sign his book for you, he just leaves teeth marks on your thigh. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6030 If you're here to browse, think again! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6031 Amazon such a croc we thought we would get our own. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6032 He nipped at Stephen King last week, but he's good with the kids, y'know? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6033 We can make you 2 pairs of alligator shoes, one pair of cowboy boots and throw in a handbag for your wife. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6034 - Has book signing started? - Yes, the author is here! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
6035 I know! I know! We’re Kestrel books, but this guy on the remainder table ate the kestrel. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6036 Studies show that muzzling alligators may lead to negative health and societal ramifications. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6037 Since we reopened we've been swamped. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6038 No, we are not dinosaurs. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6039 Don't worry about him; he's just browsing and will be gone soon. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
6040 No caption needed! This is funny, just as it is. :) 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6041 yeah he just came in and i was like "fuck it" you know? like what am i gonna do about it. so i just let him stay and now he works here. anyway heres your copy of "how to build pipe bombs while laying pipe and being the bomb" dont ever come back 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6042 I wish I were in Florida right now. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6043 Crocs and Brentanos redux 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
6044 According to the latest readers' poll, the sequel is a crock. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6045 I've lost my big Lego, so... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6046 We got him when those ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ books came out. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6047 Ah, yes, poetry is in aisle eight. And please don’t make eye contact with my alligator again. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6048 You should snap those up. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6049 I’m not really into croc plots. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6050 You can borrow her with the book, as illustrations. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6051 He's a real bookworm. Just larger and meaner. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
6052 Ah, you're here; she's been waiting for that left arm. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6053 So there's a catch with the leather-bound option... 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6054 A good reader distinguishes between the truth and the crock. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6055 Sometimes something grabs you and you just can't put it down. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
6056 Option 1: “I got tired of hiring thin-skinned millennials.” Option 2: “Gail here will show you where we keep the e-book readers.” 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
6057 Don't judge the book by it's certified genuine cover. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6058 You’ll cry big tears when you read this one 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
6059 What's La-Coste of the crocodile? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6060 The boss decided to make the nature section more interactive, and I think it’s working; by my count, there should be twenty people somewhere around here. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6061 I wasn’t sure what you meant by ‘See You Later, Alligator’ after your last visit, and as a valued customer, we want to ensure that all of your needs continue to be met in-store 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6062 And you wonder why everyone is buying on Amazon. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6063 One book bought, got a crocodile free! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
6064 Didn’t you order our luxury bookbinding starterpack? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6065 The Yelp reviews did say your business was a load of croc 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6066 He may be a bit long in the tooth, but young talent is hard to find these days. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6067 You can browse all you want, but break a binding and you’re on your own. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6068 I told you there would be consequences if you were late again, Howard. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6069 Looking for something in particular ? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6070 When I said “see ya later,” I didn’t think we’d bump into each other so soon. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
6071 we have a fully immersive bookbinding experience 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
6072 Cretaceous period, first edition 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6073 His therapist said he needs to do something to change his reputation. So, now he handles customer service. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6074 His work ethic is questionable but he is an essential worker after all. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6075 I see it's getting close to fashion week 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6076 If he hears the word Amazon he removes your genitalia….. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6077 Those shoes better be faux you piece of shit. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6078 He’s only pretending to care. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6079 Leather-bound classic up for snaps - for today only! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6080 We don’t currently offer leather-bound books, but I’ll discuss it with my partner 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
6081 Costumers' feedback said that they were getting their books form the Amazon then I thought to recreate it here 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6082 This must be the fiction section…looks like a croc of… 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6083 Sorry, our last employee turned out to be a real snake 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6084 You’ve heard of judging a book by its cover, but have you heard of judging an alligator by it’s book? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6085 This is A.Gator..author of "Brunch on the Bayou" he snapped up Penguin...so had to sign to Harper-Collins!" 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6086 This isn’t a bodega and that is not a cat. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6087 Masks are optional for all fully vaccinated employees. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
6088 So many book shoppers make snap decisions. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6089 No, we' don't ship. You have to take him home with you. 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
6090 I know, right? Voice-to-text has really evolved. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
6091 That Dundee Fella is doing a wee bit more than book signing today. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
6092 I like the binding on that one. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
6093 I’ll just come back later 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
6094 Please don't let Amazon dictate how you make purchases 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
6095 We bonded after he ate a critic at the last last book signing. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
6096 Don't worry, she just ate -- the last customer asked of we had any copies of "American Marxism" 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
6097 If you don't pick anything from his stacks you'll probably be ok. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
6098 Hey, that's a beautiful pair of allig--, I mean, nice shoes. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
6099 Reading will be easier if you'd let us staple these pages together. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
6100 Oh. He is just a loaner. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
6101 Please relax, we are experimenting with one extinct species protecting another. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
6102 Don't worry, she always comes in the summer to cool off. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
6103 -"that's the Lacoste section" tion 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
6104 I switched my business phone plan to Croco-dial. The hidden fees have been deadly. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
6105 If you want ready to wear you’re in the wrong store. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
6106 He dissuades stupid questions 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
6107 I’m looking for a crocodile bound 1st edition, not the whole animal. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
6108 Dude, your forehead is huge. It's like a billboard. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
6109 „That isnt the croc I was thinking of - Lacoste“ 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
6110 Careful, there's a crocodile on the counter. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
6111 Oh good, the alligator book covers arrived. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
6112 He's been our critic: " Bit or else!" 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6113 You're safe as long as you don't order Trump's 'The Art of the Deal.' 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6114 Here is our desert island books section 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
6115 They’ve all been remaindered. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6116 I’ve waited my whole life to say this and today’s the day …Crikey!” 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
6117 Sorry, Tom, my friend here hasn't had lunch yet and seems to think you're next on the list. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6118 1. Its a long story, but we've grown accustomed to one another. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6119 You said you wanted the blue shirt with the crocodile. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6120 Binding in alligator IS more expensive, but it makes a special gift for the ladies’ books. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6121 We are featuring Southern authors this month. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
6122 The mice love him. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6123 It beats having an alarm system. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
6124 It’s part of our new do it yourself boot kit package. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6125 Don’t worry. He’s just been fed. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6126 Bob, our customers take plagiarism claims very seriously. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
6127 Okay, he likes books! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6128 These books have some bite to them! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6129 You'll need to sign a liability waiver if you want to make a TikTok 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
6130 Even crocodiles need air conditioning in this heat. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
6131 So in other news, Jeff says the internet's down again. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6132 Can you believe it?! He just came in looking for a book by some guy named Truman Capote! 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
6133 Oh yes. Anything we have by Jonathan Franzen is definitely in that stack right there. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6134 Please familiarize yourself with our emergency exits if you plan to stay more than 30 minutes 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6135 I’ll be with you in a snap 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6136 Our alligator skin notebooks are more luxurious than the mole of our competitors. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6137 I can't fire them. I hired this guy for three days a week, and they just started showing up every day. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6138 This is a sample of our deluxe cover...it costs extra" 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6139 It's the latest thing in security animals, a croc watcher. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6140 Yes he does put some customers off, but on the other hand he does buy a LOT of books. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6141 Yes, we did have a cat for a time, but the gator ate her. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6142 This DIY craft book comes with an alligator trim 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6143 These are the self help books. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6144 I figure you can bind at least seven books with his help 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6145 It's for the Amazon book buyers. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6146 Special pricing on Alligator covers 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
6147 Don't worry, he's only for delinquent accounts 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6148 Well, yeah, that's quite a scavenger hunt 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
6149 Sure you don’t want a signed copy? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6150 My publisher thought it was a crock too. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6151 oh...i was expecting the "beware of the alligator" sign not to be literal, do you know any bookstore to rob nearby? 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
6152 She’s friendly. You get one free selfie for each book purchased - they can’t you offer that online 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6153 I mean…I was just getting tired of only having to address the elephant in the room 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6154 Alligator is so hot right now! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6155 It says here ‘gator,’ not ‘calf.’ 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
6156 Books really cost an arm and a leg! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6157 Hi Jim; I just heard the phrase "Have you got anything truly gripping?" one too many times. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6158 JUST ABOUT COMPLETED HIS TRAINING TO DISTINGUISE BETWEEN A SHOPLIFTER AND A BROWSER. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6159 Check out that white meat! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6160 I had a cat but the mice became too much for her. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6161 Hello, my name is Peter and this is my associate. Show us your hands! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6162 He already took one of your arms. Are you sure you want to risk the other one? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6163 It's my emotional support animal and she doesn't like it when anyone upsets me. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6164 Nashville, Tennessee circa 2040. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6165 Our customers helped us develop an effective and inexpensive security system. Thanks for having a hand in it. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6166 Nothing like the smell of fresh leather to enjoy a newly bound book. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6167 My grandson said I should be selling Crocs, but no one is biting on the sale. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6168 He was looking for the “amazon” but ended up here… 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6169 How about a preview of our new premium leather binding? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6170 I had a three-hole punch around here someplace but can't find it. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6171 I must tell you we discourage browsing in the store. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6172 He's here to bite his new book for buyers. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6173 Harry Potter books for adults are second stack on your right. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
6174 We got the paperback version in the back as well if you’re interested 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
6175 No, we haven't seen a spare arm around here this week. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
6176 All you want is his belt? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
6177 She's a voracious reader of murder mysteries. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
6178 oh him, that's just my gator aid. Hes been helping out in the sports section. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
6179 This is Fluffy,our store pet. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
6180 When did you guys start gift wrapping? 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
6181 Feed him the titles you disagree with. Much better for the climate than burning... 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
6182 Our books are covered with crocodile 1.1625 0.05467 80 71 5 4
6183 After the cat died, we decided to up our game, you know, to compete with the big box stores. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6184 Just fyi, he seems to take special interest in people who browse a long time and don't buy anything 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6185 He has a voracious appetite for rare books. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6186 She works long hours and helps with shrinkage, but … you know … she can’t catch COVID. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
6187 He insists he lives in a house on 88th Street, but I can only find a couple willing to take him in the West 90s. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6188 We have books with alligator binding 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
6189 It’s a slow read, but our readers are being snapped up by the ending. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
6190 He's my timekeeper. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6191 Leather bound is in the back and crocodile leather is right over here. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6192 At one time we did have a Macavity the Mystery Cat, but thanks to Lyle the Crocodile here, his disappearance was no great mystery. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6193 Don't worry he's eaten 4 kids already this morning and you are too skinny for his taste. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
6194 He's promoting his new self-help book, 'These Tears are Real'. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6195 Lacoste will sign his book for you, just don't call him Chemise. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6196 Because he makes us really stand out among all the other bookstores in town. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6197 There’s a great twist in the tale 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6198 Today’s the day. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
6199 Swamped, of late. Needed a gator-aide. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6200 ..and here's your Dante Alligator, sir. Isn't he divine? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
6201 This trend of book deals by the number of followers is getting out of hand 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6202 Moleskin is branching out with a new line of diary styles. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6203 We've tightened up security to keep the anti-vaxxers out 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6204 I've been hoping to bind the better editions in leather, but getting started is a bit daunting. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6205 Your reptilian brain has run away with your imagination! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6206 All our stock is leatherbound. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6207 I told you installing free WiFi was a bad idea. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
6208 How badly do you really WANT to read "War and Peace?" 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6209 Oh, I should have written 'reptile' in my review. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6210 In a world of bookworms,be a book alligator. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
6211 I don’t know if this says “see you later alligator” or “after a while crocodile.” 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6212 He heard Stephanie Meyer is coming in for a reading later and he has notes. Apparently her bite scenes are wildly inaccurate. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6213 Don't dis the gator before you buy his book. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6214 Ah yes, this is our new Ethical Gator Skin Bookbag. His name is Franklin. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6215 Books for the sharp minded and the pointy faced 1.1618 0.04736 68 60 6 2
6216 Gator? No. I barely even know her. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6217 Al look, it’s that guy with the weird head again. Oh he’s coming over, ugh, alright. Good morning sir! Welcome to Kestrel’s Boob Jobs 1.1616 0.04913 99 88 6 5
6218 He's a slow reader. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6219 It’s a story about a boy and his stuffed alligator. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6220 Bert walks into a cartoon. 1.1613 0.06582 62 56 2 4
6221 We thought the sleeping cat accessory was kind of trite. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6222 She's very persuasive at upselling our rewards card. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6223 It looks like you were right after all, we aren't the only one's down here who have seen a book." 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6224 He's completely harmless... unless you ask him to read your novel. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6225 It's put an end to the shoplifting. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6226 We don't get many shoplifters. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6227 Kind of scary how wrestling before a reading increases pur relevance. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6228 He can't read. But man can he eat! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6229 Yeah, I know he's got a long face. Has to read Plutarch's Lives for his lit class. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
6230 No, I'm sorry, we discourage browsing. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6231 Do you have a moment to talk about our enviroment? Sir? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6232 The hard bound edition is in crocodile and is truly gripping." Cal Bellamy, Munster, I 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
6233 Of course, above all else, what you're trying to sell me is a croc 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
6234 It started as a pun but the Bodegagator really brought down the return numbers 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
6235 As you can see, we have a large selection of hardbacks. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
6236 Side effects may include, mild hallucinations. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6237 Rupert here handles our returns 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6238 ‘Sorry, white crows are sold out.’ 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6239 Not to worry... it's only his reading that is voracious. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6240 For today's signing, we have the author of 'Crocs Don't Bite' 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6241 I read a wonderful book on the myth of alligator moats and got inspired. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6242 This is our store mascot! his name is crunch. eats the occasional costumer. what did you expect? I'm 94!! I hate customers! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6243 IKEA Luggage 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
6244 No small talk please. And don't tell him his last book was a crock. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6245 Good choice, sir. Rushing this big boy to 'Florida Man,' c/o Governor's Mansion, Talahassee, Fl.' " 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6246 He’s filling in while the shop cat is at the vet. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6247 Yeah, it’s a real nail biter 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6248 It’s bring your kids to work day, he is just going through a phase. Now I just need one more signature from you here… 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
6249 We've got a special this week on Alligator Pie. 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
6250 Amazon is killing me, I needed something to stand out. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
6251 I'm just visually providing the barrier to entry for the level of education needed to be in here, Dan. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
6252 There is a crocodile on the bookstacks. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
6253 'When they said this shop helps you make 'snap' decisions, this wasn't quite what I had in mind.' 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
6254 I got sick of hearing "see you later alligator" so thought I'd shake things up 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
6255 It’s not so much as a book signing, more of a book biting. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
6256 Yes, we validate parking. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
6257 I'm afraid we don't carry books on alligator hallucinations. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6258 All the boots in this store are sourced from Maisie's children. 1.1600 0.04045 75 65 9 1
6259 For alligator shirts, not shoes, sir. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6260 Looks like you have the Izod books. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
6261 Book worms are SO passe 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6262 His lunch was in good shape, we stuffed it too. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6263 I wouldn't pet him if I were you. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6264 Don't worry, he's an alligator not a crocodile 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6265 It starts out soporifically, but soon enough you'll find it can't put you down. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6266 Free 'HOW TO NOT BECOME A CROCODILE'S LUNCH' with every purchase. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6267 He’s a decent enough employee, but I wouldn’t trust his recommendations for cookbooks. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
6268 I’m sorry Sir but I’ve checked the order and you’ve definitely ticked the box for alligator and not crocodile. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
6269 I give reading process a little zhuzh 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
6270 We’re into designer books … 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6271 This is my Florida man challenge 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
6272 Welcome to Election Monitor Orientation. Please indicate your preference: - []Booth Patrol []Draw-bridge Operator []Moat Patrol []Hydration Violations []Arithmetic []Video Engineer - (*NOTE: [X] 'Plausible Deniability' = UNAVAILABLE*) 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
6273 Please don't pet my support animal. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6274 I'm an antiquarian, she's an antediluvian. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6275 That's not what I meant by 'Leather-bound'. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6276 That's the 'Captain Hook' section. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
6277 I've got big, old milkers. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6278 Sorry,we do not carry books that have alligator skin covers. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6279 I keep him here because his tears kept ruining books. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6280 Don’t worry, he’s just our bestselling Author of the Week 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6281 He is a dead giveaway. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6282 Hey, don't stress, he's just here to encourage footfall. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6283 He handles Merchandise Loss Prevention job exceptionally well! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6284 Actually ‘they’ identify as a crocodile 🐊 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6285 If you are looking for the Rene Lacoste autobiography, we only have the display copy. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6286 He ate our bookstore cat, and this is a way to still have her present. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
6287 « If you’re hooked on cold case novels our friend, Anatole, will be delighted to help you out. » 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6288 How bout that ballgame last night? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6289 Its exotic, i know. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6290 Oh! Don’t mind him, it’s just our new real live paywall. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6291 Is that the Steve Irwin biography ? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6292 The cat just read The Prince and the Pauper. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6293 He has a thing for the New Arrivals 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6294 Shoplifters will be persecuted. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
6295 This is our 'Take a Bite Out of Crime' section. 1.1587 0.06482 63 57 2 4
6296 Now people with have to pay for the 'five finger discount' for sure! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6297 It’s one of our binding options but the calf out back may be more to your liking. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6298 With that school down the street open it’s just a precautionary measure...” 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6299 It’s the audiobook for See You Later Aligator 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6300 The company insists. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6301 Some of our illustrators got a little carried away. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6302 Shouldn't the croc be sitting on the soup cookbooks, rather than on the dessert cookbooks? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6303 In twenty years he'll be vintage. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6304 We automatically shred any books written by a politician. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6305 End -of -summer Elmore Leonard remainders. Need you ask? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6306 As you can see on his back, he swallowed all four books in the series. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6307 Welcome to the Library of Alexandria. Please punch your card at the crocodile 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6308 People aren’t even scared of books anymore. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6309 In a while … 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6310 This is that critic of Ulysses I was telling you about. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6311 Stop making that silly face every time John. Get over it. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6312 If you don't like it buy a fucking Kindle. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6313 Just got in a snappy vintage leather-bound. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6314 Of course he's tired. He had to go through all the new books and make sure there was no mention of Critical Race Theory. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
6315 Yes, we have The Lost Hand of Captain Hook. But it might take a while for me to get it. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
6316 Yes, we did have the traditional cat, but he ate it. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
6317 You asked about reptilian literature. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
6318 We used to have that author, but my employee ate him. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
6319 I realize you saw it on Amazon, but , my manager here says the alligator-skin-bound version of the title is out of print. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
6320 Don't pay attention to him...he's saving those books for his cousin Alli 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6321 What exactly happened at the last school you were teaching at? 1.1579 0.05636 76 68 4 4
6322 Of course if you prefer, we also have a traditional leather bound edition available. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6323 My fiend Sendak told me they were all around. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6324 Are you sure you don't want to save a few bucks and go with the synthetic bookbinding? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6325 It says here on the order, you were looking for a hardbound, exotic and rare reading companion 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6326 Don’t be alarmed. He’s only here to pick up a few books on chickens, small dogs, and children. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6327 I think I’d rather see the movie. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
6328 This new book will make you cry crocodile tears. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6329 Enjoy a good thriller? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6330 Caveat lector. It must be the soul of a cat. He just loves to "cuddle up" to a book. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6331 He still hasn’t shit out my wife. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6332 You did say you wanted something leather-bound 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
6333 We’ve had far fewer instances of customers taking books into the bathroom. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6334 He is keeping an eye on his residuals. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
6335 E-books hitting us hard, we are transitioning to belts and shoes 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6336 Welcoming BookCrocs!! Because bookworms are not on trend anymore! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6337 This one may be an arm AND a leg, Bob… . 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6338 It's the latest in DIY fashion 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6339 He is here for the book eating contest. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
6340 Which part do you want your shoes made from? . 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
6341 He works for Pekingese. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
6342 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6343 This week's special: buy two books and don't get your arm eaten. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6344 he is here to sign his name on his book for your purchase 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6345 Of course, the actual covers are more refined. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6346 The Peter Pan promotion went so well that we ran out of Tinkerbells. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6347 I leave it up to him to judge "snappy dresser" honors. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
6348 ‘Just for today. We have a new Pool Guy and he’s scared of pets.” 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6349 So you lost your right arm when you reached for the political books? 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
6350 You're safe if you join our book club. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6351 We imported her from the Amazon. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6352 That’s one you can judge by its cover. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6353 I knew Amazon had aggressively entered the space, but this is a bit much. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6354 Supply chain’s still delayed, so here’s the replacement for the alligator book cover you ordered. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
6355 Your order will be here in a while, crocodile. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6356 The kestrel? Ally here ate him. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6357 Animal Crocker?" "Bookworm. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6358 Ali G? She handles any complaints. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6359 She’s my most precious leather bound first edition. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6360 Dahl was right. It is enormous. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6361 If you want your manuscript to be bound in alligator leather you'll need to do some processing. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6362 Sir, your edition of The Ideal Husband in crocodile skin has just arrived. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6363 We have a new complain department manager 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6364 Self-help and cookery upstairs, Readers' Digest on my right. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6365 Haven't you seen a crocodile in this book store before?...No, and it will be the first and the last one, he's not wearing a face mask 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6366 He keeps the smug out 1.1571 0.04138 70 61 8 1
6367 The author's book dining is at 7 tonight 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6368 Yes Sir, cats usually are the bookstore mascot of choice but oddly we haven't been able to find any recently. 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
6369 It's the new Grisham novel. It's getting rave reviews but I think it's just a crock! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6370 In his books the maiden meets her hero...in his stomach 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
6371 Cash or croc? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6372 He heard thy were going to empty the swamp and needed the work after he lost his cabinet post 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
6373 Fake news? It's more of a crock. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
6374 And how about a genuine, living book carrier?We have them on sale for $19.99. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
6375 No, it's an alligator. Not a book worm. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
6376 So you love to read? Yeah, well we'll just see how much you love to read. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
6377 I'd prefer a smaller bbookmark. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
6378 Rough time getting him on the counter. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
6379 I’m here for the Lyle book signing. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
6380 let me know when you get it in paperback 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
6381 It’s called The Very Hungry Crocodile. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6382 He is promoting his new cookbook book “Swamp Things You Can Eat!” 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6383 We specialize in exotic books for exotic readers. All are welcome. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6384 He didn't get along at all well with the cat, who now seems just to have abandoned her post and left without a word to anyone! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6385 And what are you staring at? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6386 Since he's been here, I've had fewer returns. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6387 Even if you did say allegory, I still can’t return her without a restocking fee. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6388 Krokodil Gena, please. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6389 Your ad said you sell alligator leather bound, not covered, books 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6390 If you want one of those first editions, you’ll have to bring her a replacement book! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6391 Don't I recognize you? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6392 No, we don't have trouble with pilferage. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6393 I think you want Koala Books across the street. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6394 I said I am a bibliophile, not that I need a crocodile! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6395 Just don't call him book worm. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6396 Sorry sir fresh out of heroin contast 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6397 We advertised prices were on a sliding scale 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6398 ...and Patrick over at 'Crocodile Cakes' is simply furious!" 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
6399 I was just about to call you, Mr. Palmer. The pet you ordered for your wife has come in. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6400 He ate our cat. Seems only right he get the job. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
6401 Swamp to Table 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
6402 He doesn't like your shoes. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6403 He yawns to let me know that my blood pressure is an issue. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
6404 Interested in out leather-bound edition? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6405 NYC independent booksellers have really gone all out to create bespoke genuine alligator book covers. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6406 You get a significant discount if you sew the alligator on yourself. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
6407 It’s a mystery to me. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
6408 The Nutshell Library mini edition seems to be out of print. This is the 59the anniversary deluxe edition of Alligators All Around. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6409 I'd love to catch the game, Bill, but I'm completely swamped right now. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
6410 I wouldn't, remember the last time you fed him, he ate more than he could chew. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
6411 He’s our shop-gator. He didn’t get along with the shop-dogs. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
6412 Well, I'll have to buy a new "Shelf." #collector 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
6413 You gotta buy your own 2x4 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6414 He's our go-to for leather bound editions. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
6415 He’s just waiting for the new Sally Rooney 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
6416 This is a rare find...vintage...here we are, yes, published in the Cretaceous period." "I'll take it! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6417 I do like a book with a bite. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6418 Since when you started to sell crocodile costumes? I thought this was a book store. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6419 He’s good with kids 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6420 Stray shih tzu? No, haven’t seen it. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6421 The crocodile is extra. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6422 For a first book, his sales are pretty impressive. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6423 He prefers falcons, but he’ll eat any fowl. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6424 You have nothing to worry about... unless you work for Amazon. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6425 This way I never see them later 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6426 Evidently, not everyone is hungry for a new book. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6427 Well, if a china shop can have a bull, my book shop can have a alligator. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
6428 It's a new merchandise display. We call it 'point of scale'. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6429 Here you are, your original copy of the Tail of the Everglades. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6430 He's here to sign his new book. But he ate the pen. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6431 Nope, neither one of us sees it. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6432 Has your new security system had a positive impact? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6433 I know it’s not your average bookmark. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6434 Amazon sent him over You can browse, not buy 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6435 Reallocation of space due to shrinking swamps and fewer people buying books in person 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6436 Feel free to browse from our Non Woke book section. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6437 in a while,maybe. later. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6438 Well, there was a long line to meet the author earlier. But he seems fed up with that. Still, you’re just in time for desert. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6439 The bookstore cat didn't seem au courant. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6440 dude... your wife's hot! 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
6441 Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6442 Nothing to worry about, you don't have a zipper.... 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
6443 Shoplifting was a serious problem until we got Henry 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6444 Guess which one hasn’t evolved and which one is practically extinct? 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
6445 It's my comfort animal. " By Tom E. Sievers 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6446 I've been trying exposure therapy lately- just ignore him 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6447 When I said, “see you later”, I didn’t expect her to take it literally. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6448 He knows what you ordered on Amazon last night. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6449 Your first edition Truman Capote is right here. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6450 He’s just a fiction Jim, like the books here, maybe like the rest of us. Though, be careful Jim, fiction sometimes turns into reality when it bites you. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6451 Sorry, my wife wanted to see where I work. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6452 Get past him and we'll make you a book cover out of him! 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
6453 Yeah, have a good look. Soon one of us will be extinct. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6454 My wife’s name was Betty, but now we call her Al. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6455 Would you like one with a genuine alligator dust cover? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
6456 We don't know what happened to our store cat. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
6457 YOU'RE SURE HE WROTE 'POLITICIANS LIE.' 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
6458 It's a new spin on a signing event. We're featuring the Jungle Book. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
6459 I just stop anyone who looks like a medium to small mammal from coming in the shop. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6460 I’m sorry, but the book signing for “Don’t Call Me an Alligator,” just ended. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6461 The plan was to make alligator boots. But .... 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6462 Would you like to recycle your e-reader? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6463 We use him as a paper weight! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6464 Magical realism is more or less interspersed. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6465 Sorry! We used to carry Pelican Books. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6466 yeah, shoplifting used to be a problem around here.... 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
6467 It’s just the cover. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6468 My spirit animal devours knowledge and wisdom. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6469 Buy a copy of "The Golfers Cookbook" and he'll be happy to sign it! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6470 Yeah, I'd recommend the digital format this time. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6471 Don’t judge a book cover by its teeth. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6472 He’s 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6473 He overdosed on sci-fi and horror books during the pandemic, and it wore him out. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
6474 It’s for a self-help taxidermy demonstration tonight. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6475 Before selecting our primo alligator shopping buddy, we just need your signature.” 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6476 Brentano? Nope, you just missed him. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6477 He just came in for his book signing: ""Why is There a Shark Week and No Croc Week?" 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6478 He enjoys the book club. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6479 We sell books and do-it-yourself crocodile leather bags. If you are interested in the latter, you must first sign this life insurance document. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6480 Everyone buys books online these days. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6481 New staff picks are on the table to your left. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
6482 It looks like an alligator has just escaped from the local zoo. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6483 He’s our recommendation based on your recent purchase of “In Cold Blood”. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
6484 those are our exclusive leather bound editions. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6485 Hey Bob, your wife needs lotion. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
6486 The next live reading of “The Tournament of the Golden Arrow” is in 10 minutes. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6487 This happens from time to time, sir. You can try to take them back to the department store and ask for a refund for your shoes. That’ll be 14.99 before tax. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6488 You don't be able to put it down 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6489 This is our very first 3D printed copy of Trump's Moat Manifesto. It's a real nail biter. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6490 Have you seen these prices? What a croc! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6491 Don’t worry, he’s illiterate. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
6492 Well, guess someone just left his costume in here. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
6493 Much cheaper than Vivint 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
6494 He escaped from the shoe department. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
6495 Until a tablet comes with custom leather binding, I should be fine. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6496 For quite some time, I've needed a hand around here.. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
6497 Does this croc understand he isn't actually supposed to be crying? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6498 He is very sad and shed lots of crocodile tears after reading a tragic novel. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6499 How many books do you have on alligators? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6500 This alligator wrote a book. Didn't you see the sign, Meet the Author? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6501 That doesn't look like a bird of prey to me. More like Eat. Prey. Loved your taste. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6502 They finally drained the swamp. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6503 This book comes with its own genuine crocodile cover. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
6504 It comes with an ingested chicken. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
6505 What do you think happened to the cat that hung around here? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6506 We are no longer able to carry alligator covered books. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6507 It will help with tears when reading sad stories. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6508 Our rare books are on sale today for an arm or a leg. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
6509 The author's feeding will begin shortly. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6510 If you have any problems feel free take it up with the manager 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6511 He’s made of poisonous bark. It’s worse than his bite. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6512 He is about to commit a federal crime (he cannot be stopped) 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6513 It’s the new scratch & sniff sequel to The Preppy Handbook 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
6514 I’ll warn you: she’s triggered by the sound of breaking spines. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6515 No, that’s Gator. He ate Kestrel. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6516 Later Gator 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6517 His bite is worse than his bark 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6518 He helps out in our Remainders section. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6519 My associate, Lyle, will direct you to the children's books. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6520 I'll explain that in a minute, sir, but first. Are you vaccinated? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6521 They always told me the book business was cold-blooded. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6522 That's not a crocodile. It's an alligator. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6523 Meet our new browser security system, I bought it in the Amazon. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6524 My gator keeper manages all book returns 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6525 Here, we take security very seriously, sir. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6526 We prefer to bind books in pleather. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6527 Our clientele is limited because we punish anyone wearing leather or fur or alligator. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6528 I am so proud that he still likes to come for bring your alligator to work day. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6529 He doesn't do well with a pen or signatures, but he can put a personalized bite mark in the cover of your copy of his latest book.. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6530 He never approves manuscript submissions before lunch. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6531 Rather than signing his autobiography, he prefers to leave his unique bite mark on the book. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6532 We’re using him as proof reading doesn’t have to become extinct 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6533 So, What do you think of our new interactive nature themed books? 1.1525 0.06310 59 53 3 3
6534 BUY MY FUCKING CORCODILE BRO 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6535 Yeah he came in here with Mick Dundee in 1986! No one has lifted a book since! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6536 ‘These prices are a load of croc’ 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6537 No more shoplifters. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6538 I don't suppose the 'A' section starts at the other end of the store? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6539 Don't worry. He's only going to be here until my pit bull arrives. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
6540 It comes with instructions for wallets, hand bags, and if you buy two for a potmanteau, 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
6541 Be careful not to step in the gatorbox. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
6542 Don't worry! He's no crocodile. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6543 Instead of renaming it "Cozy Cat Book Store," I'm calling it "Caiman Inn." Get it? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6544 He is trained to eat people who mention Amazon or Bezos 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
6545 Welcome to Reptiles & Books. How may I help you? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
6546 No no, he's usually just a book ...and then after a while.... 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
6547 Excuse me but did it just say, see ya later? 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
6548 Later, Al. In awhile, Mr. Dile” 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
6549 Try purchasing a twelve foot alligator on Amazon! Kestrel Books for the win! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6550 Be careful, he'll bite your dick off. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6551 They’re on sale. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6552 Don't worry i'm a veterinarian. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6553 He comes complimentary with the latest Carl Hiaasen novel. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6554 Have you seen my zebra? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6555 Right. Included in the price of the first book of a new customer , but there are no returns. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6556 You can pet him if you want to, but we assume no liability 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6557 The cat disappeared 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6558 Throw in two goats and you’ve bought yourself a first-rate natural history collection. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6559 It's not a croc, it's the real thing. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6560 Says here you are looking for someone to do exotic book covers? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6561 Examine those books at your own risk. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6562 You won't find any of these as e-books. 1.1515 0.04177 66 58 7 1
6563 You need to leash your emotional support animal. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6564 He wouldn't harm a fly, much less an arm. But you're free to look. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6565 You know what they say about sleeping dogs! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6566 He's as harmless as a Grisham paperback. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6567 You really should have heeded the Closed for Lunch sign!" 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6568 You can hear a pin drop in the quite room,welcome. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6569 I'm sorry for not getting back to you earlier; the store has been swamped. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6570 That's our hand-biter section. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6571 Don’t mind him, he’s just the new intern. He’s from Florida 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6572 should we address the elephant in the room”. “It’s an alligator Pete, you idi0t, why would I have an elephant in my room 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6573 Either get a vaccine or… 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
6574 Please... Say hello to our congressman... 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6575 Sir, please don’t stare, he’s just here to collect tips and fingertips occasionally 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6576 He's convinced me to no longer buy books with alligator covers 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
6577 The one on top is truly gripping 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
6578 We’ve gone vegan 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
6579 He would make a great pair of shoes! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
6580 Book thefts have decreased by 90%! 1.1509 0.06813 53 48 2 3
6581 We're still in negotiations with the Taliban, who will notify us as to when they will allow us to remove this deadly reptile named Harry. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
6582 For every ten books we cover you get s free pair of shoes. 1.1509 0.06813 53 48 2 3
6583 We make belts and wallets to order, sir. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
6584 we kindly ask that you return the books when you're done 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6585 If you are impressed with the polo shirt, you should see the shoes... 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6586 She's not for sale. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6587 He's the owner...Just don't make any sudden moves. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6588 Why yes, we are still hidebound, here. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6589 'It's actually not that hard to get into.' 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6590 Yeah, there’s a cat in there somewhere. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6591 One of those that you just can't put down, or visa versa. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6592 He wrote See You Later, Alligator. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6593 No, but the state allows me to test unvaccinated people. Sign this waver and I'll explain our test. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6594 We have a special deal this week,buy a book and a crocodile for the price of a book. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6595 He is one of our sharpest critics 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6596 The message? It's all a crock. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6597 He's just a symbol. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6598 He's a rescue. Next stop was the handbag factory. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6599 I used to have a store cat, but this really cuts down on shoplifters. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6600 He ate my dog 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6601 Try find one of those at Amazon 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6602 She's on break between readings of "The Way of All Flesh". 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6603 Fair warning. Never say, 'Later, gator!' to this croc. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6604 Snap sale 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6605 Meet Loki : The Alligator" 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
6606 This pairs well with me saying "see you later, alligator!" 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6607 He is feeling the blues now… just digesting after eating a vegan cooking book . 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6608 Please. Feel free to take something from our "five finger discount" selection. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
6609 Is this a first edition? 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
6610 Cute dog! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
6611 Fondue is coming back. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6612 This is a Mystery Writer Special 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
6613 Here is the only info I have about crocs. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6614 It's a live kitchen. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6615 We once had a very serious shoplifting problem. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
6616 You two have a lot in common. She's also a lookie-loo with alligator arms. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
6617 The leather bound edition is $2,000. It comes with a leash. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6618 Is shoplifting so bad you had to pull him out of retirement? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
6619 She is here to discourage those from purchasing anything by Proust. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6620 Our special alligator-covered book selection 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
6621 It's a croc of lit. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
6622 He’ll be doing a book signing later, but I suggest you keep your distance.” 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
6623 He’s actually a ferocious reader 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6624 I miss lockdown. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6625 Reading Dr. Seuss to your children is probably riskier 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
6626 Even a bookstore can make a fashion statement with crocs. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
6627 I always thought Crocs sold shoes 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
6628 Actually, he’s a caiman...an Amazon caiman. You’ll have to deal with him from now on. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
6629 I heard Crocs were in so ran right out and got Lyle here. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
6630 He used to be a lot smaller. You're number eighty-seven, by the way. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
6631 Gator Done 1.1494 0.05305 87 79 3 5
6632 It's a best-seller. Or it better be, if you get my drift. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6633 Books or boots-what’s it gunna be??? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
6634 Literate Izod 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6635 He's eaten 2 best selling authors. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6636 Sorry. No books in the animal section. He ate them all. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
6637 Meet Aggie, he's a retired book editor. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6638 The first rule of the Kestrel book club is: It's either "See ya later, alligator", or "After while, crocodile". It's never both. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
6639 He came in with the first Burroughs' edition and never left. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
6640 If you want that book bound in alligator leather you’ll have to do it yourself. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6641 Don't judge a book by its cover. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6642 So can we address the elephant in the room?" "Sir that's an alligator" 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6643 It's a promo for a new book on a reptile dysfunction. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
6644 The author is a croc. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6645 Sorry he only does signings on rainy days 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6646 Well, you did say you’d see him later. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
6647 I did wonder if the book signing was a good idea 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
6648 Of all our authors ,his book signings seem to go the fastest. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
6649 We find it makes us stand out from the competition 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
6650 It was either this or the fashion industry for her.. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6651 Looking for a savage book experience? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
6652 Looks like it just topped the best seller list. What a crock. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6653 He said you want cowhide. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6654 That would be $99.99 for the special edition of National Geographic with the Gator Kit 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
6655 Remember the one about the princess kissing a frog? Maybe if you kiss the crocodile, she'll turn into a princess? But maybe not. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6656 Romance novels are his favorites. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6657 This one is choose-your-own-ending. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6658 People no longer seemed motivated into suppressing their droning verbal output by the presence of a punk-ass elephant elephant in the room. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
6659 Look alive. He has already devoured half the industry. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
6660 He's here to promote the revised and updated edition of "In Cold Blood". 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
6661 Books on Africa? You might wanna come back for that. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
6662 Oh! He's here to promote Carl Hiaasen's new book. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
6663 Professional browsers? almost never! 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
6664 According to this contract, the author may, without prior notice, substitute a death roll for a book signing. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
6665 Her name is Maya. She's the store's mascot. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6666 We had a cat problem, so… 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6667 We don’t have that in a first addition, but by coincidence we do have that author in his last 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
6668 Here it is, first edition of “Bride Of The Bayou” John Thomson, Fort Bragg, CA 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6669 Of course I regret saying "Stay a while crocodile!" Luke Komarek, Greensboro,Ga 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
6670 Again, with the croc exposure? 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
6671 No, I don't have books on gators, but I do have a gator on books... 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
6672 Apparently Jumanji was based off a book! 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
6673 To be quite Frank, I think your taking the term ‘See you Later Aligator quite literally ‘ 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
6674 Ohhh the Izod Rep is in the store today? Great! 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
6675 And this rare book costs an arm and a leg 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6676 Have you seen our e-book promotion? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
6677 We used to have a store cat. Just up and disappeared. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
6678 Gator Lit is flying off the shelf these days. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6679 Once school started again, I was short-handed. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6680 It's part of a marketing campaign for the follow-up to Jaws". 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6681 A true Amazon experience should include a caiman. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6682 It says right here you requested cruelty-free binding. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
6683 Yes, you can tap or insert your card - unless you prefer cash payment. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
6684 THAT'S THE COMEDY SECTION 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
6685 Future shoes. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
6686 Not what I thought they meant by Leatherbound sale... 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6687 They're all books on climate change. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6688 Getting ready for Florida retirement soon 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
6689 Are these safe read books? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
6690 Brain test: Find all the archaic things in this photo. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
6691 As a new animal rights initiative we've decided to let our customers harvest the matariel themselves 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6692 Don’t stare, it rules him up! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
6693 If you kiss the crocodile, you could win the biography of Paul Hogan. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6694 Welcome. Let me know how you like our new Stranger than Fiction section. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6695 This order form clearly states your request for a really fresh-off-the press copy of 'Lyle the Crocodile'. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6696 Please don't step inside the mouth. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6697 He's here to prove paper cuts really do hurt the most. 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
6698 Just tap your credit card on the gator's nose. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6699 Bookstore cats are overrated. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6700 Books for donation are placed under the See You Later Alligator. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6701 We've been veen working hard to attract a more diverse customer base. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6702 | Just let your imagination go; the possibilities are endless! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6703 Was looking for the non-fiction section; turned out it was just a load of croc… 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6704 If you are looking for a weepy book, ask my colleague! He’s an expert! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6705 As advertised: Grab one, get one free. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
6706 Well, if you want a leather bound copy then you'll have to wait a while as he's got a couple of good years left in him. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6707 And this thriller will make you feel like you’re getting eaten alive 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6708 Our Edgar Rice Burroughs'collection comes with an unbeatable bonus. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6709 Kestrel didn’t cut it. He’ll be our new logo next week when we reopen as Amazon books.” 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
6710 A cat in a bookstore is much too prosaic. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
6711 No mask mandates…? It’s a real croc. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6712 Crocodile,sir. Here at Kestrel we do not sell alligators. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6713 You've heard of a bull in a china shop? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6714 Three years since the arm huh? I guess bottom line is ya just can't pet these things Mr. Keeler. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6715 She thinks your leather shoes are her babies. Run! 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
6716 We’ve really tired to embrace the Amazon Effect. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
6717 My pet crocodile wanted to meet you in person. He heard you had razor sharp wit. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6718 Those are all from the University of 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6719 It comes with the shirt. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
6720 You said you want a do-it-yourself book with a gator-skin cover. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
6721 And whose name should she bite into the book? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6722 He reads Dan Brown too. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
6723 Hey, it’s rough on Tinder these days! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6724 When I said I needed Gatorade this is not what I meant” #GatorAi 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6725 Risky? When you compare it to the privacy risks of those smart security systems, I’d say this is the least risky option. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6726 If you use an E-Reader it will cost you an arm and a leg. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6727 Brian had just caught sight of a new investment opportunity that would put the texture of Moleskine to shame. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
6728 They’re really going overboard with these Equal Opportunity jobs 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
6729 It's not as biting as it looks. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6730 Is that supposed to be a bookkeeper? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
6731 His name is Kestrel and he likes to lay on books. Anything else I can help you with? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6732 We're out of that leather bound volume, but our AI shipped this substitution. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
6733 We only do trades. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
6734 I’m very sorry, the book signing had to be postponed indefinitely. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
6735 Let him know if you need any ade. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6736 Are you sure? It doesn't look kindle. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6737 So much for green privilege 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
6738 Apart from eating my customers alive, he makes for a very good paperweight 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
6739 we're still waiting for the underground plumbing to be installed 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
6740 He’s here for Henri 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
6741 We call him the ex-pilferator 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
6742 Guaranteed to keep you up all night. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
6743 Looking for the latest Animalia canidia?..be careful, it's a croc 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
6744 I promise. You’re safe here. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
6745 Bookworms attract bookfish, and here we are. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
6746 This is Allie. He's the author. If you don't buy his book ... 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
6747 -He sells does he? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6748 ①②③④⑤⑥⑦⑧⑨⑥⑧⑧ 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6749 To compete with e-readers, we added some excitement back to hardcover books 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
6750 Welcome, I recommend something in our "Animal Control" section. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6751 Everyone was impressed with Wally devouring knowledge. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6752 You might want to avoid reading the spells out loud in the horror/fantasy section. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
6753 And if you head further downstream, you'll find some more challenging reeds 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
6754 This article. What a Croc! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6755 He came in with a first edition of Ulysses and just stuck around. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6756 Yes, business HAS been a bit slower lately! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6757 Actually, he's here to promote Carl Hiaasen's re-release of Dance of the Reptiles. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6758 Try sinking your teeth into this one. It'll really grab you 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
6759 She doesn't bite unless she finds your taste questionable. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6760 I suppose it’s like the ticking crocodile, isn’t it. Time is chasing all of us” (Peter Pan 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6761 No one wants to work anymore 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6762 Be careful! He didn’t like the last customer! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6763 And over here we have books on primal wisdom 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6764 This one is admittedly a bit of a tough read. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6765 Fresh as it gets, real leather sold here 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
6766 It’s all a croc. That’ll be five dollars. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6767 This is Bob the Gator. He wants you to make more snappy purchase decisions 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6768 No, it's a crocodile, you can tell by the eyes. Anyway, here is a great one, Invisible Man by Ellison. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6769 Shoes or wallet? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6770 He's not great at sales, but he doubles as an alarm system. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6771 He autographs the book only after his nap. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6772 Yes,we normally keep them on shirts,but we have been have a problem with shoplifters. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6773 Disruptive I know, just testing Amazon's fresh to keep the business going 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6774 Yes, our electronic books are right under him. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6775 I'm sorry, but he will only be signing copies of his latest romance novel. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6776 It says here that he is a vociferous reader. Must be another error in our voice-to-text app. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6777 Just don't shed any tears for the independent bookseller or the Amazon rainforest and you'll be fine. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6778 I can't sell you the floor model, but we get a new shipment in 4-6 weeks. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6779 Jacala is signing copies of The Jungle Book if you’d like one. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6780 Break a single book spine while browsing and Al here will bite your dick off. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6781 She’s the best read-mate I’ve ever had. I had her cloned. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6782 I recommend you buy the leatherback. Please. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6783 We also have other styles of gift wrap. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6784 You have to pay for the books you take home. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6785 Well sir, you fit all of the ethical qualifications, aside from your heinous hairline. Rocky the Reading Croc™ is all yours. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
6786 One o'clock, too o'clock, three o'clock,. . .. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6787 Some lady forgot her birkin 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6788 Where is your paperback section? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6789 Because of the worker shortage, we had to find a new security guard to catch shoplifters. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
6790 This one really is a croc 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
6791 Why yes, it's Books & Boots. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
6792 If you'd brought your glasses he wouldn't have to read it to you. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
6793 You have some explaining to do 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
6794 He’s the hottest self-help author with books entitled ‘Ali-see-you-later-gator’, ‘How to not give a Croc’, and ‘Gator-Aid’. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
6795 You said you wanted something with a snap to it 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
6796 How do you mean "Is it faux leather?" 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
6797 He wrote a novelization of Adaptation from just one character's point of view. Insane, right? But it works. Would you like to pre-order a copy? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
6798 Apparently, our new distributor misread my last order for the nature section. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
6799 The writing is so-so, but his covers sell the book. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6800 He's adapting the novelist's work into a screenplay as we speak. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6801 Your bird book has not come in yet,Mr. Jones,but we have a sale on reptile books,and critics say,this one in particular is very lively. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
6802 The book business, like life, is red in tooth and claw. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6803 Did you know these guys are almost extinct? Oh yeah, there’s an alligator here too 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
6804 Academic humor books are particularly cooling, apparently. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6805 No, but I have a kit I can sell you if you really want alligator skin binding. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6806 This one is bound with a special kind of leather. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6807 He takes care people who are browsers, but not buyers. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6808 I see you've finally gotten the seasonal alligator cover books in! 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
6809 If you'd like to buy with credit, my associate will be happy to punch your ticket. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6810 They said the books were 'alligator covered.' 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6811 Oh, the robber last week stole our watch dog. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
6812 I’m glad I checked, it is getting close to his lunchtime. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
6813 If you buy five books,we'll transform him into a fashionable tote bag for you" 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6814 The cat's inside the croc. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6815 These on the desk are half-price, and come with a genuine alligator cover. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6816 3D printing is in the back. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6817 I ordered an alligator and they sent me a croc, and I'm damn glad they did. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6818 I just want my customers to realize that books truly spark the imagination. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6819 The book signing will be after lunch. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
6820 He swears these will be the best boots you've ever had. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
6821 I know, that latest release is a real croc. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
6822 We have a sale on book jackets. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6823 Dundee's new book about crocs comes with a freebie. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6824 Go right in. He punches our time cards and knows it’s too early for lunch. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6825 Don’t pet the cat. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6826 Meet Al, our in house bookmarker. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
6827 We are running a special on Peter Pan 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
6828 With the supply chain uncertainties, we had to lay in stock for our special-order bindings. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6829 Security chips were just to expensive. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6830 They're really expensive because we charge by the pound. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
6831 People need trust that we'll hold their book for them .. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
6832 We've had a tough time finding security staff lately. Allie here is filling in. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6833 No one wants to work anymore. Not even good-luck shop cats. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
6834 We just had one too many instances of shoplifting. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6835 ..The latest and most effective anti-theft technology". 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6836 Yes, we do have a Snappy Shopper Cooperation 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
6837 Your books are the stack in the left. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6838 We are on back-order on Alligator shoes. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6839 It's the best anthi-theft alternative we could afford. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6840 I’d advise against the “Do-it-Yourself Alligator Boots” book. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6841 Apparently, nobody has ever asked how many used books you have to trade to take him home. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
6842 If you're looking for a real tearjerker, I'm the one who should help you out. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
6843 So now we tell people it’s okay to bring toy dogs. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
6844 If you buy my survival book old red eyes Alli here will sign it in his own unique style 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6845 Yup...people are no longer satisfied with alligator shoes, or book markers... Now they want the whole damn thing!?!" JK Fuller. Genoa, N 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6846 Note the leather-bound book section has been upgraded. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6847 Smiling because it got the kestrel 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6848 It’s how I know a real book lover. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
6849 Put a muzzle or, at the very least, a mask on that thing. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6850 He's been a remarkable solution to our problem with shoplifting. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6851 Our CROCODILE SHOES FOR DUMMIES books are on sale this week. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
6852 He loves reeding. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
6853 The in joke is: This shop is for the birds. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6854 Does he always start at the back end ? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6855 It's okay, he's good with people. You can pet him. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
6856 Truly swamp you to table haberdashery 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
6857 Yea he’s in a mood today because the bodega can’t next door gets all the love 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6858 45 cents per tear. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
6859 I was looking for exotic books and I have a wild taste... Ah there it is 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
6860 I was really looking for a first edition 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6861 Kestrel-eating Alligator’s Books 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6862 Yeah… well, a lot of folks come in asking for “inactive genre” these days… 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
6863 Get a load of this croc of @#$%& in the paper today 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
6864 Yes yes, I know it’s unusual. But he keeps Captain Book away 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6865 Yeah, I guess as I awoke one morning from uneasy dreams I found my store cat transformed into this. Still scares away the mice. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6866 We’re running a special on alligator leather bound books. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
6867 Look, he's just a Gator aide, for emotional support, okay?" @misskrissny 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
6868 Can we interest you in our extra hard cover section? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6869 The crocodile ate my homework 1.1429 0.03959 70 62 7 1
6870 There’s nothing to worry about unless you’re Amazon. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6871 It’s called an impulse item. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6872 You the guy that called about rare leather-bounds? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6873 Those titles are on hold, sir. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6874 Want to punch your membership card? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
6875 You asked for a hard cover” 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
6876 He's a voracious reader, like yourself. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
6877 It’s called The Natural Look 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
6878 Don't be afraid Samuel. This crocodile is Master in Literature from Columbia and, by the moment, has indigestion... 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
6879 Oh, don't mind the alligator. It has a taste for fish out of water. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
6880 I love mystery-solving novels. This in-vesti-gator should do nicely. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
6881 He's here for the book-signing of his new release "Swamp Thing II" 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
6882 And this one is bound in real alligator leather. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
6883 Florida finds ingenious fix for labor shortages. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
6884 I'm looking for a challenging read - do you have anything in mind? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
6885 We're trying to be different. Most bookstores have a book on alligators. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
6886 He gives us double circulation. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
6887 DAY 300 OF THE BOOKSHOP CAT STRIKE 🪧 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
6888 This new tell-all book is so steamy and full of muck, we’ve been shooing swamp creatures away from it all day. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
6889 I never judge books by their covers. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
6890 would care to join his book club 5 members have dropped 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6891 We expect our gator's persona will stimulate sales to our casual lookers. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6892 He charges an arm and a leg for his autobiography.” 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6893 Our security guard quit, and this is a much cheaper replacement 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
6894 Says his name is Loki. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6895 All the service dogs were taken. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6896 I want that book with a load of croc. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
6897 Well, someone looks like alligator that swallowed the cat that swallowed the canary. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6898 It's part of the entry process for our, "then I did something really dumb" essay writing contest. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
6899 This one just grabs ahold of you and doesn 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
6900 He looks docile now, but you’ll lose your arm if you choose the wrong book. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
6901 Ahem, I don’t think it’s a good idea to use Albert for the binding of your works, ‘Crocodile Rehabilitation’ - he’s a tad sensitive these days. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
6902 He won't let you have your book unless you hold it while he 3 hole punches it. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
6903 Just in time for feeding. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6904 Hi, do you have any crocodile skinned books, I’ve been search- oh, my bad. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
6905 Store policy. If you want to cancel an order, refuse delivery. No returns for 'Alligators: An Inside Look.'" 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
6906 'Oh yes. He's a great guard dog!' 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6907 It's a new, natural eco-label suitcase. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6908 I’m here to buy some shirts with a gator on them. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
6909 Grab the bite out of the day. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6910 Those punk water buffaloes will now think twice about stealing from me. 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
6911 It's the typical kind of piece that keeps you struggling to the end. 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
6912 He handles all our customer service for shoppers who ask if we’ll match Amazon’s price. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
6913 The New York Times Bestseller 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6914 Mr. Kestrel, I can’t tell you how looked after and …appreciated I feel in your store. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6915 he's very well read 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6916 The Care and Feeding Manual is extra. Shall I add that to your order today? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6917 Its included with Hiaasen's new book. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6918 You understand that your alligator book bag is not returnable. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
6919 Sorry, Mr. Slocum, we did try to obtain a copy of "The Agitator." 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6920 We're diversifying into handbags, luggage and boots, besides leather book bindings. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6921 Ordered her on Amazon. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
6922 You might want to give the Natural Sciences a miss today. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
6923 It says here, the author was from Florida and mysteriously disappeared. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6924 Helps stop the spread ... 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6925 Just ignore him if he cries 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6926 Trying times 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6927 meet my new croc I can't wear them so I kept them on my books😂 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6928 He eats the bookworms. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6929 So, only the "Making Crocodile Leather shoes for dummys" without the starter Kit? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
6930 I'd rethink your belt and shoes combination if I were you. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6931 How long do you want to check him out for 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
6932 Don't worry,he hasn't bitten anyone,yet. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
6933 Don't let the predatory gleam in his eye fool you, he has surprisingly good taste. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6934 Oh, that one is a real nail biter. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
6935 It’s not called Kestrels Books and Gators for nothing. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6936 He’s the sales rep for ”The leatherbound classics” 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
6937 I ran out of staples. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
6938 At first he was just my emotional support animal, but now he loves the romance novels. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
6939 If you read Winnie the Poo to him, this will help with the drool. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
6940 I recommend you do your research on the breeder. This one was supposed to be a mini. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
6941 Shoes or brief case? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
6942 He is just here to sign autographs, I don't suggest you pet him. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6943 He eats up crime novels 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6944 Don't mind him. He's just waiting for a first edition of "The Voyage and Travel Of Sir John Mandeville". 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6945 The sign in the window says Kestrel's Book Shop but we also cater to gators. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6946 Could I interest you in a some-assembly-required alligator skin book bag? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6947 I recommend the latest edition of ‘The Enormous Crocodile’ - it just comes alive to the reader.” 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
6948 There was a mix-up - we ordered “Lyle,Lyle Crocodile” and got this guy instead. It’s working out OK, but he’s green around the edges when it comes to literary pursuits. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
6949 He's the reason we've cut into Amazon's book sales. 1.1389 0.03859 72 64 7 1
6950 this book was reviewed as a croc, but make up your own mind. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6951 Do you want just regular case binding or the alligator skin? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6952 I hear that the leather bound edition is even more exciting. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6953 He's here protesting the stereotyping of crocodiles in Peter Pan. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
6954 The leather-bound edition is the snappiest yet. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
6955 I'm protecting my intellectual property 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6956 I’m looking for “The Illustrated History of Crocs.” The oversize edition. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
6957 IF YOU ARE HAVING ANY SECOND THOUGHTS I CAN PLACE YOUR BOOKS IN OUR HOLDING PILE FOR A WHILE UNTIL YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND . . . . 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
6958 Some of the books are quite emotional and then I cry which in my case are just tears not crocodile tears 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
6959 Goat Yoga was a big hit, so why not?! 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
6960 For the last time, Bill, there’s something wrong with the stapler. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6961 He's here to prove that the review on his new book was just a croc..... 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6962 He discourages returns. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6963 It's Carl Hiaasen's new book. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6964 No, he is not available in a Kindle edition! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6965 Welcome to Kestrel Boo store. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
6966 He’s a bestseller in the Animal Kingdom. 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
6967 He gets a little sleepy this time of day. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6968 Our new non-fictions are not available right now. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
6969 He’s a real sweetheart—my wife says I snap more than he does. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6970 Eating your Enemies" we have on back order -author signed, -I can put you on our list 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6971 And on your left we have a number of entertaining beach reads—murder mysteries, that sort of thing. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6972 You do look familiar, but I can't put my finger on it. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6973 Yeah, somebody heard croc breeding instead of book reading. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6974 Well, you did order the 3D version of 'I, Crocodile' 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6975 A lot of people have said it’s a giant Croc 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
6976 'Oh that's Kindle...' 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
6977 I might get in trouble for this, but the subscription is much more affordable 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6978 Oddly, yes, our kestrel did disappear at about the time he turned up. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6979 All right, Mr. Kestrel. See ya later. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6980 That there's Kestrel -- not a bad boss! 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
6981 We locally source our apparel. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6982 It's the Deluxe edition of "Peter Pan" and he's keeping an eye on the residuals. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6983 Didn't you know it's Reptile Day today? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6984 We haven't had any returns since we got ol' Ally here ... unfortunately we haven't had any customers either. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6985 This is AL. His job is to eat the annoying customers. Stay on my good side and you'll be fine. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6986 I don't mind if you make this Croc to recommend me a good book 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6987 I thought I told you not to smile. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6988 He’s from Florida. He’s waiting for full FDA approval 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6989 No we don't serve coffee. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6990 Told the temp agency we needed a greeter. They sent us an eater by mistake. Sales are down, but so are thefts, so he is doing okay if you ask me. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6991 Does it bite? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6992 You know how sometimes flamingos will perch on a crocodile and pick out bugs and shit from their teeth? Try that with your cock. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
6993 The last guy who couldn't pay his late fees was a taxidermist. You say you're a henchman? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
6994 Alli-Oops is not available for house parties until September. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
6995 It's hectic. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
6996 I urge you to not make any snap judgments about this one. It really picks up in the second half. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
6997 Just wait until you see the cafe updates. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
6998 And here's the first-edition on Crocodile Anatomy you ordered, original binding too 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
6999 Apparently vegan leather is the new fad now 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
7000 The leather bound edition isn't actually that rare. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7001 Hmm,where might the paperback section be? 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
7002 We don't practice predatory publishing 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
7003 Hard to find good help... 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
7004 He's here promoting his latest work, "Chomp Chomp - Arrrrghhh!" 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
7005 I went browsing for shoes earlier and saw the same brown color as you . Are you missing a sister? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7006 You're lucky we always have an EMT here just for these incidents. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
7007 What are you doing here? This is a reptile-only bookshop. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
7008 We specialize in books about alligator and hawk behavior. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7009 Careful, he is attracted to fuzzy outline pants! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7010 Sir don't look him in the eye 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
7011 Nah he tweakin 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
7012 You know, Paul, I think I'll just see you later. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7013 Books are flooded with ideas 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
7014 sir this is wendys 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7015 It's the latest in book covers. Anything to get people reading more. Think it'll work? 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
7016 He comes with a Zoo book.” 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
7017 He reads all the “stealth and strike” books. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7018 Comes with a used copy of 'There's a Crocodile Under My Bed.' 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7019 I guarantee you. Once you get into it you won't be able to put it down. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7020 Sign this release to be featured in the next Carl Hiaasen novel. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
7021 Sorry that you missed him. The author of “Know Your Reptiles”, was just here for lunch. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
7022 No, it’s a Croc 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7023 Polly want a cracker?" isn't exactly PC these days. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7024 Will these be loafers or to tie? What shoe size and would you like a belt as well? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7025 It's an old but thrilling tail. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7026 The magazines are on the wall behind me, but I would avoid Field & Stream if I were you. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7027 Why, yes, we do have a zoology section... 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
7028 Cheapest security guard in town that ends as a dozen purses in retirement 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
7029 I thought they were leather-bound books. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7030 I have a crocodile on my counter 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7031 He’s only here for the Danielle Steel. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7032 Apparently I ordered the wrong American alligator hardbacks. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7033 The owner rescues bully breeds 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
7034 As if the rent isn't high enough!" 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
7035 We have the eBook on our website 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
7036 See you later, alligator” “Don’t play coy Jeremy, we know you shoplifted. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7037 The crocodile edition won't be here for a while. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7038 I think you seem to have misunderstood the concept of leather bound. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7039 Just says “All About Alligators — Unfiltered”. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7040 Welcome to our book signing. It’s the sequel to R.G. Adams’ Allegation. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7041 As you can see, we guarantee that every book you purchase has an absolute alligator cover! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7042 Our new accountant has the angular snout that we associate with cutthroat ruthlessness, so you can rest assured that those of our customers who are in arrears will be paying up soon, sir. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7043 The dog’s at home. Customers were complaining about their allergies. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7044 Hmmm, so clearly you sell more than paperbacks. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7045 He ate the attack kestrel. So now what can I do? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7046 The pet store told me he has the disposition of a lab. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7047 We’ve got more reptitles in the basement. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7048 We don’t like to think of ourselves as predatory publishers 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7049 'I'll take that one home with my crocs on' 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7050 It's our franchise sale. He comes with matching briefcase and shoes. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7051 I see you're interested in the crocodile. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
7052 So how many of 'The History of Izod' need I purchase to get him to sign a copy 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7053 He’s been sad since his river dried up. Perhaps you have a flooded basement? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
7054 Deeply discounted but nice covers 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
7055 Now I understand why there were never any bookstores on E. 88 Street. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7056 From the cast of Peter Pan 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
7057 He's hoping Captain Cook might be a fictional character 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
7058 Nice book you got there pal. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
7059 Business has slowed to a crawl 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
7060 My ally gator here feels your chi. Croc open all the books. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
7061 Regular day at a bookstore in Australia 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
7062 Sorry sir we only have the green gator aide. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
7063 Yes, Merv, but only if he asks about ‘the new Harry Potter book.’ 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
7064 Hmm, it says here that we are sold out of that book. But can I interest you in an alligator? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
7065 Are you here for the book signing event for “The Crocodile River Story”? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
7066 If you think about it, Desantis's anti mask protocols aren't THAT bad 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
7067 Careful! If it were a snake it would have bit you. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
7068 It's our DIY sale, you make your own shoes. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7069 He signed up for Gator Aid Reading classes 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7070 Welcome to Vancouver. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7071 He's very sensitive to books being called a "crock" 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7072 In the past people have walked out of the store with books without paying for them. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7073 Thanks again for your advice on how your conversation was going to happen with the family of people who are looking forward to catching up with your friends at the same place we can catch a time for you guys to ping pong with me. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
7074 Another Amazon stunt to keep my customers away. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7075 He snaps up anime like there’s no tomorrow. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7076 Welcome to Kestrel and Sons Bookstore, where the choice between great literature and heart-pounding excitement is a choice you will never have to make. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
7077 If you're interested in buying this book, Croc will sign it. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7078 He retired as a "spokes-gator" for a shirt company and does part-time security work to keep active. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7079 I hope our new pet will make your visit a lifetime experience. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7080 Mercer Myer will be here later for a signing. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7081 Well, it’s been so difficult to attract competent workers lately . . . 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
7082 Renowned bookstore alligator admits he exaggerated his ability to read at an eighth grade level. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7083 Uh! How peculiar! So you’re selling books too! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7084 I'd like that gift-wrapped! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7085 This is why there isa back order on alligator skin covers. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
7086 It's the only way Amazon would let us be "Independent". 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
7087 He's 20% if you buy our "How to Make Your own Gloves, Belt, and Shoes Manual." 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7088 Doesn’t do well home alone. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
7089 You haven't read Key Largo! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7090 His wit is extremely sharp. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
7091 I’m here for Ali Gator’s book signing. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7092 She can autograph with her teeth your copy of her new new book on Florida politics. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
7093 This book signing is straight from the Gator's mouth. 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
7094 Over here are our very, very recently arrived leather-bound volumes. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7095 ‘Good neighbourhood...not a single late book in almost 30 years!’ 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7096 We call him Jeffrey because he’s been killing business around here since 1994. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
7097 He’s helping me keep an eye on the place until I find staff to hire 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
7098 Don’t mind the gator, he’s already eaten the hand of a shoplifter 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
7099 Say what you want, but he’s a fast reader…that’s the stack he just chewed through this morning 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
7100 We had a bodega cat problem 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
7101 I bought a kindle. See ya later. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
7102 No I don't worry about shoplifters. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
7103 He thought it said "Eat the Author" not meet. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
7104 We expect to use him to make a cover for a special edition of HISTORY OF COVID IN FLORIDA EVERGLADES. Ira Ross, Orinda, California 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
7105 You know. Leather-bound books? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
7106 Chance for a gift card? Alligator or crocodile? But she's very sensitive. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
7107 Soooooo.... Is M. Feurrie La Peurrie inside that now? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
7108 The Self-Help section is around the back, Sir 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
7109 That author is one investi'gator' 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
7110 Those books? Oh, you don’t those books. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
7111 I'm looking for a first edition Peter Pan" "Second book down on the left! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
7112 And if it’s chicken you want to know about, he knows all there is 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
7113 Please try not to knock over my gator aide on the counter. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
7114 Here at Kestrel we believe Gator telling tales is a sure thing for a Booker prize 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
7115 It says Albert here graduated from the University of Florida 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
7116 We bookstores can only get by by selling stuffed animals. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
7117 The new Franzen is in. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
7118 I thought when it said live, you meant the author. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
7119 He's here to sign his new memoir, Low Key: my Time in the Marvel Cinematic Universe 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
7120 We got him because customers were stealing our paperweights. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
7121 Have you noticed the winners’ names are almost always masculine? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
7122 These selections all have jaw-dropping endings 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
7123 He’s one of our bestselling authors…Would you like to buy one of his signed copies? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
7124 I don't suppose you have a book about alligators. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
7125 Ah! I see you spell ‘death wish’ with a B and two O’s 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
7126 Deposit Twilight books here. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
7127 We really mean it when we say ‘restored to original condition.’ Enjoy your boots, sir. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
7128 He does the alterations. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7129 Our guard dog prefers that you buy it, then read it. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7130 He wrote a bio-whodunnit 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7131 Once you pick it up, it’ll put you down. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7132 Would you step closer, you have an overdue book. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
7133 He keeps the place clear of trash. He reads 'em and eats 'em. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
7134 No. We have no books about alligators, but you can rent this guy. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
7135 He doesn’t want me to sell any of these books before he finishes reading them. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
7136 The hole punch has gone missing. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
7137 Welcome to Aligator Bookstore formally Kesterel Bookstore, please ask for help. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
7138 I'm allergic to cats and the wife hates dogs. This fellow is our compromise. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
7139 He's here for your "Crocs or Alligators -- What's the Difference?" signing 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
7140 You can say he’s a rescue, but I like think that he rescued my bookshop with his sassy personality. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
7141 Sorry Mark, I thought you got the memo. Head office want us to start coming into work again, and nothing says home from home then bring your pet into work day 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
7142 I’m an alligator, but yeah, I guess I’ll see you in a while 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
7143 I find that he creates a distraction from the other scary things our customers are processing 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
7144 Wildlife section. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7145 It appears your order for exotic leather-bound books was sent as a DIY. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7146 sure, but we've had fewer critics in the place 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7147 She is Incubating. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7148 Never know what obscure thriller you might find at a Florida bookstore. 1.1311 0.05949 61 56 2 3
7149 We've created a Florida-like environment to encourage summer reading. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
7150 Oh you are Pagliacci? 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
7151 He followed me backed from Florida after the veterinarian clinics ran out of Covid beds.” 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
7152 Because we cater to a Lacoste resort town 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7153 I don't know why I'm having trouble hiring a cashier. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
7154 Thr Cajun chef .was supposed to sign his new book todau, but he has,unfortunately,disappeared . 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7155 Our Zoology section is known for its biting content! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7156 Yes, this place is an official cooling center. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7157 honey,I got your books...get me a cage here! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7158 You've heard of Bodega cats? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7159 Blame it on inflation. 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
7160 Are you sure your credit card wasn’t chewed up before you put it in our card reader? 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
7161 My partner here knows this manuscript you’re given us is a croc. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
7162 He already has an agent, thank you. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
7163 We brought the Amazon to brick and mortar before Bezos did. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
7164 Don’t be frightened, he won’t be challenging to my customers’ preferences for critic style. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7165 Your Croc is staring hard at my crotch." "Well, it's been trained in loss prevention. That includes your 'jewels'." "I haven't stolen anything." "And he works round the croc..cock...I mean clock...without pay." 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
7166 Would you still like to speak with the manager? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
7167 I gave her some tuna fish and she's been part of the store ever since. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
7168 His dictation to me about his swamp life was guttural, but authentic. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
7169 Kyle here can answer all of your questions about Kindles. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
7170 Don't judge a Croc by its bovver. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
7171 Don’t tell me you’re willing to give your left arm too! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
7172 We’re shut after lunch. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
7173 I'm the ghostwriter, but Al E. Gater here will sign every book himself,, by biting it in half. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
7174 We've sold out of the Rene Lacoste bio 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
7175 He doesn’t bark, so I guess his bite is worse?! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
7176 ah, don't worry. he don't bite 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
7177 We traded him for our expresso machine and fired the barista. Now, people don't come here to just out hang out and read without buying anything. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
7178 Don't worry, he'll only bit you if you put your mask back on. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
7179 Karen's will states that this is in fact the alligator from 1953's Peter Pan and that's why you hear a ticking sound, sir. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
7180 My alligator doesn’t bite. (That’s not my alligator.) 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
7181 Did you want that volume with the exclusive alligator leather cover? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
7182 Who needs a security system. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
7183 It says here, "The author's perspective will be transformative." 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
7184 So the critic felt your work was a crock? We'll put it here with the other submissions 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
7185 He's really fond of feet! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
7186 Says here it’s about how gator bites reduce the risk from covid 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
7187 We’re starting a new shoplifting deterrent. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
7188 You sure do sell a lotta croc. 🐊 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
7189 We are out of Moby Dick but looks like we have a copy of Jumanji left" 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
7190 I don't like cats in my book shop. I am more of a crocodile person. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
7191 Not into mysteries? Then I have a recommendation for you. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7192 I get a co-author byline, Jeb, or the gator consumes the entire press run. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
7193 Suitable for custom made shoes,wallets,luggage,hand bags or book jackets. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7194 Turns out he is great for tik tok videos 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7195 Such a devoured reader you have here! 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
7196 With the pet boom during the pandemic, all the dogs were already taken so I got a guard gator instead. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7197 I'm sorry. The autograph line has been suspended. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7198 The labor shortage has been tough on us. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7199 You're in luck. The deluxe edition just came in. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
7200 You know I didn’t mean it when I said ‘See You Later Alligator’ 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7201 Global warming. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7202 It's gripping. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7203 How much for the leather-bound? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
7204 Got him at the Strand clearance sale. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7205 I thought I was in a book store, not a shoe store. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7206 After the critics said your book was a croc of shit we changed the cover. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
7207 Have I mentioned that I started doing cross-fit 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7208 Don't you think the novelty coffee table books have jumped the shark? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
7209 Yes, all those are alligator bound. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
7210 He’s just getting his feet wet in the classics. 1.1286 0.03764 70 63 6 1
7211 He checks whether any torn pages are crocodile tears. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
7212 You don’t want anything from the on-sale table. 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
7213 You said you were looking for a meaty tome. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
7214 Scratch his chin and he'll g'rr. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
7215 Looking for something genuinely sentimental to bring tears to your eyes? I wouldn't suggest his picks. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
7216 We sold out of the snakeskin covers 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
7217 He just (begin ital) devours (end ital) Steinbeck. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
7218 This one's from the same author you said you devoured last month. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
7219 Meet our new hire 'Gator. If you ate fried chicken, he'll bite off your greasy fingers before you can turn the book pages. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
7220 And I thought November 9, 2016 was the worst day of my life. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
7221 That must be the ‘Lacoste’ biography I ordered 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
7222 To avoid getting sued, this is the only way we can sell leather now, sir. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
7223 We developed a relationship, Meet my new editor !! 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
7224 No he ate the kestrel" James Gibson QUORN U 1.1282 0.05276 78 72 2 4
7225 Does he include a pocketbook? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
7226 A gator or a croc? He'll make a snap decision if you are wrong. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
7227 He wants royalties for his likeness on polo shirts. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
7228 Sorry, schools are still closed. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
7229 Not to be insensitive, but these headlines make my blood boil. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
7230 No, it's up to you. He only seems to bite customers not wearing a mask, but no pressure. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7231 If you read it, you buy it. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7232 This is Steve Bannon, for tonight’s “Meet the Author” 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7233 I always take my emotional support animal to my book signings - She really helps me find my inner strength 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7234 Where can I get one of those? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7235 I'm going over the employee's manual with my new associate, Al. He thought he knew everything already about having a thick skin. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7236 He was out late on Bourbon Street last night. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7237 I's sorry. We just sold our last copy of "Peter Pan." 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
7238 It’s a spin-off of the hit 80s cop show “Miami Vice.” It’s called “Boca Books.” 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7239 I don't care if its creator has won lots of awards or not, I think it's a croc! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7240 No, crocodile, and no, we say booksitter, but yes, she is for sale. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7241 I think I’ll just wait for it to come out in paperback. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
7242 He’s guarding the nature section 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7243 I think Lacoste it has gone a little overboard with the logo on their new polo. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7244 The cover isn’t Moroccan, it’s Floridian. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7245 Print media is seeing a bit of a dry season. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
7246 One of the few leather-bounds left. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
7247 According to these instructions, the monkey is not included. 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
7248 He's here to publicize the book "Valley of the Dinosaurs. It's a movie and it's been turned into a book. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
7249 The promotional material says that if you buy 50 of these 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
7250 Book signing today -- The Story of Izod 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
7251 He's just killing time waiting for friends in book club. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
7252 Books about Florida history are no available and he insists he is not political 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
7253 She's a new release from the other Amazon. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
7254 How much's that one? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
7255 This one’s a real tear jerker. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
7256 As you can see, increase my sales by making people stop reading here 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
7257 If you order the book in reptile, please designate pickup at our downtown location. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
7258 Great idea! I've been wanting a novel covered in alligator hide. 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
7259 Bert here has really helped cut down on our shoplifting problem. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
7260 Please read our revised policy with regard to customer rights. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
7261 "Lyle, Lyle book signing today. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
7262 THE LIMITED EDITION CROCODILE SKIN COVERS ARE AVAILABLE ONLY WHILE STOCKS LAST! 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
7263 Listen, it’s self-publishing - how did you think we bound books? 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
7264 I've heard of leatherback but not gatorback books... 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
7265 He only feeds on Book of The Month Club Members. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
7266 I made some security upgrades so don’t even think about it 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
7267 This IS the author's "signature". There are a number of signed 1st editions still available - if you're interested. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
7268 His name is Kindle. He’ll eat me if you don’t buy something. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
7269 For some reason, my sales are down this month. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7270 Sure we got scary. Here, we also have shit your pants. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
7271 He's little sensitive when it comes to shoes. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
7272 Dostoevsky? Ivan Matveitch was just here asking the same book. 1.1250 0.05678 64 59 2 3
7273 We are meeting the trend in alligator-hide bindings - choose your portion of the hide and wrestle for it. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
7274 I'm told that the Amazon has gotten quite popular 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
7275 Oh don’t worry about him. He’s been waiting there for decades trying to get Mick Dundee’s autograph. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
7276 He is quite harmless as long as I feed him. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
7277 Wow, it actually says, "Rain late morning with occasional crocodiles." 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
7278 I was about to ask if you had a book by Steve Irwin. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
7279 It's bound in bound in real alligator leather. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
7280 We had a bookstore cat but the mice ate him. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
7281 Well, if it isn't Mr. Al Gater . . . back after a while, just like you said you'd be. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
7282 Today Greg the alligator is launching his new book about life in the zoo written thanks to CT recordings and IA. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
7283 Thought that cute barista said she likes guys with big *crocs*. Anyway, give me twenty bucks for it. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7284 Originally he's from Florida. He's a rescue gator from the New York City sewer system. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
7285 Appreciate your nod to leather bound… 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
7286 It’s an action figure from Peter Pan.. we got to get in step with the times 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
7287 Ted Johnson from West Hartford? Got bit at Bay Hill? I thought I’d see you late August. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7288 Seems risking your health to do mundane things are the fashion😷 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7289 Here’s a great one to sink your teeth into. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7290 How to Sell Books Online”?, yes we have that title in the stack just to my right here 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
7291 Take your cigarette out please, his oxygen saturation level is below 80% 1.1250 0.05678 64 59 2 3
7292 Over here you’ll find our selection of rare books. If you’re brave enough, that is. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
7293 His brother made great red loafers 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7294 With that Aligator Pie display someone’s gonna die. 1.1250 0.05210 72 66 3 3
7295 Business is booming in Orlando. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7296 He used to work at a sushi spot… whatever you do don’t order a death roll. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
7297 Think twice before using our store just to browse for books and then buy them online instead. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7298 Wait, I thought you said you got a guard dog. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
7299 As the author, his autograph is his signature move. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
7300 Hey! Are you going to keep looking at it or are you actually going to buy something? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
7301 No wonder readership has declined. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
7302 Think of him as book on paleontology, but you have to feed him every day. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
7303 Lovely, the new book in the ‘Fifty Shades’ series 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
7304 I told you the alligator was a powerful meme!! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
7305 What does this look like, pal? A library? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
7306 He's hoping for a Rolex to go with the new edition of 'Peter Pan.' 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
7307 He's comfy as a makeweight. Besides—for our customers, he's more than an afterthought." 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
7308 He doesn't do autographs. He's only here for the free food. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
7309 ‘It’s a Caiman. It came from Amazon this morning.’ 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
7310 Security Monitor ? He's inside. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
7311 You could come closer, he is silky smooth. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
7312 You did say you were more of a "visual learner"... 1.1233 0.03050 73 65 8 0
7313 I got you the best nail-biter I could find. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
7314 The author thinks book signings are a croc. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
7315 He's my comfort croc. It is stressful when customers attempt to return books they have read 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
7316 He’s protesting the use of alligator skin. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
7317 Pangolin skin is out of the market. This new edition comes in a fair trade-certified and noncarrier of zoonotic diseases skin. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
7318 He’ a stray from Florida. I don’t trust cats. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
7319 We forgot to pay our regular security guard, chompy here is filling in. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
7320 It’s a new book about crocodile teeth. And to boot it’s bound in the genuine article. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
7321 We’ve had a shoplifting problem. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
7322 He’s here to buy a book in accessorizing 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
7323 It’s a limited edition Peter Pan. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
7324 I'm not sure why business is so slow these days 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
7325 Carl Hiaasen sent him... 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
7326 I'm not sure what he'll do. You are only the second guy who has called him a croc!" 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
7327 Most people can't tell the difference between an alligator and a bibliophile. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
7328 Yes, we'll publish your book. Do you want a leather binding? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
7329 My editor wanted me to research a snappy opening line that really bites, any ideas? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
7330 This is not what I had in mind when I asked for a book deal. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
7331 It’s our version of the Amazon 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
7332 Amazon really took off when it started selling more than just books. We decided to get in on that. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7333 This week we are featuring custom embossing. Come back next week for our special on exotic bindings. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7334 He used to prefer sci- fi and gothic novels, but since he discovered paperbacks, he’s been sleeping much better 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7335 Guardian dogs are overrated 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7336 'finally, "the monster book of monsters vol.II"' #potterhead 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
7337 We only have masks in his size and he's a Republican. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7338 He is just here to shed some crocodile tears ! 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
7339 They say there is a crocodile on the loose. I wonder where he could be hiding. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
7340 Says he’d prefer the pond in Central Park but he wouldn’t turn down the East River; he just can’t take another summer in the Gulf of Mexico 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
7341 Looks like I could get you his mate on outback order. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
7342 He prefers ‘Bit’. As in, ‘Bit bit me’.” 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
7343 "I just checked with the publishers ... are you quite sure you ordered a boxed set?" 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
7344 Leatherbound edition table top conversation piece. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
7345 Excuse me Sr, no pets allowed! 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
7346 Meat cakes or boots? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
7347 He is great to go on a walk with, but when he can’t walk any more he we’ll make a great pair of shoes 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
7348 It's going to be rendered it into complementary book marks. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
7349 HE ate the cat and said 'In a while crocodile'. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
7350 Only goes after folks who buy 'Atlas Shrugged,' as it happens. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
7351 Category 4 delivery, all the thing "Sleeve Tatoos". 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
7352 To be clear, this waiver only covers his voracious READING. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
7353 For a cheaper price you can DIY your leather bindings 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
7354 Its our litigator section 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
7355 Returning customer. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7356 Would you like an alligator leather book cover? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
7357 It's Lyle, he autographs his books, but as he's partial to hands I suggest you tell him to use his own pen. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7358 Comes with comprehensive instructions for shoes,a briefcase,and wallets for Christmas give-aways. Just try to not to aggravate him by looking directly into his eyes. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7359 Sorry, only available in hard cover 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
7360 He's been laying there all day waiting for Amazon Prime rib. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
7361 He ate all the other strays so I figured I’d call a truce 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7362 He’s friendly, but take a photo of Bobby Flay's cookbook ‘Explosive Flavors from the Southwestern Kitchen’, and you may be castrated. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7363 Sir, I know you enjoy dogs but just because an alligator has a bigger tongue doesn't mean he will lick the peanut butter as your dog does. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7364 His cute animal video was such a hit that he followed it up with an memoir. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7365 IZOD schmizod 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7366 It's in the second stack. Mind the guard croc. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7367 My shop's not quite big enough for an elephant. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7368 He's got an advanced degree in humanities. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7369 He’s early; wanted to be the first one waiting for the Paul Hogan autobiography book signing. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7370 Recently found wandering the streets of NY. He’s one of our most coveted New Releases. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7371 The new logo is very lifelike. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
7372 He's an avid reaper. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
7373 When we noticed that people were only reading physical books by the pool, we decided to start selling pool floats, too 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
7374 I highly recommend the gator's biography, a must-read ! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
7375 We've had a rash of thefts lately, we asked old Wally here to help us out. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
7376 This not just an alligator. This is a Alligator mississippiensis, Sir 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
7377 He loves all of the bodega cats in the neighborhood. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
7378 Don't worry he's hypoallergenic." 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
7379 Do You have a copy of the latest Stephen King novel: It Takes One Bite, left? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
7380 It helps kids learn their alphabet. There's a bear in aisle two, and a dog and a cat in aisle 3. There's an egg on a shelf. I tried an elephant, but having it in the room shut down all conversation. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
7381 Do you carry Animorphs? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
7382 Those big chains may have loyal customers, but we definitely have the most loyal. #sorryaboutyourarm 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
7383 Yea I racked this absolute monstrosity on my last copy of 1984, but then all my boys had to leave for work. She’s a two man job, but you look like you have wide enough nostrils 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
7384 Alligator bags are selling like hot cakes in the boutique next door and we pride ourselves in being organic booksellers… It made more sense to the videography department. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
7385 We decided to hire directly from the predatory Amazon competition. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7386 He's cheaper than a video system. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
7387 With the Sun blocked out he's basking on a pile of kindles. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
7388 This one is guaranteed to make you cry. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
7389 His book is over here in the corner and he'll be happy to sign your copy. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
7390 Ever since he ate the shop cat and got comfortable I've been afraid to disturb him. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7391 It's William Faulkner Week. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
7392 We're recently expanded our selection of hardbacks. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7393 Our late owner--my dad--left the store to her. 1.1194 0.05431 67 62 2 3
7394 You sure you don’t want to sign up for our email list? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7395 See you later, Carl. Bye, Alligator. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
7396 Let me know if you need help finding anything. The new bookseller is a bit of a dinosaur. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7397 So, how was your trip to Florida? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7398 I thought it was the SHOES that were popular? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7399 I'll take it wrapped. No bag needed. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7400 Our marketing books say we need an edgier way to connect with the younger audience. Clarence ate the cat and we “rolled with it”. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
7401 Shouldn’t there be a comma in ‘Gator Bites’? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
7402 He’s totally harmless as long as you aren’t wearing reptile boots or carrying an e-reader. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
7403 The last guy to try to get his foot in the door. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
7404 We got bought out by the Amazon. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7405 Looks like your ‘Empirical Guide to the Everglades Food Chain’ just arrived. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
7406 I have tried everything else to stop shoplifting; I have had one since he arrived. Don't worry, he is is toothless. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7407 Free, but only one per customer looking for Alligator Pie. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7408 It's an autobiography and he won't be happy if you don't buy it. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7409 As you can see, our bookbinding leather is locally sourced. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7410 Cheer up! You’re finished in “politics,” but gaining traction in “climate change.” 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
7411 With his age, his wife and dermatologist told him not to spend so much time on the golf course. They sent him here when they found him in a stranger’s pool. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
7412 Did you say 'Infinite Jest' or 'Crocodile Pest'? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
7413 We’ve upgraded our in-store security 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
7414 This is, indeed, the Mascots section, and I could’ve sworn the Ducks and Dolphins were here a minute ago… 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
7415 Wow, the one with the leather cover seems pretty catchy 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
7416 Yup, he's in charge of the croc'quet section! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7417 It's a Dennis Lee special this week 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
7418 What happened to the cat? Never mind. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7419 Good news! Your novel is on our Fall-to-Pre-Christmas "A" list . For a small fee we'll add a leather-bound limited edition. They are rarely remaindered. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
7420 Disruption in the distribution chain and the substitutions are gonna kill me. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7421 Oh, slutty gaaaarters. I thought you said, "slutty gators." 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7422 You won’t find that on Amazon! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7423 One thing brick-and-mortar stores have over online shopping: the risk of dismemberment. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7424 You pay more for the real thing. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7425 We're offering direct from source now- bite sized books! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7426 you signed for an alligator bound book, nor a crocodile one 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
7427 I’d like to see your complaint get rectified 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
7428 He only snaps at people who buy books but never read them. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7429 Florida man… 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7430 Apparently California banned importation of alligator skin products while your books were on back order. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7431 It’s written here that because I advertise falcons in the window and keep a live alligator on the counter I am somehow defrauding the public. 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
7432 He said he had an easy decision. Either become an author or a handbag. 1.1170 0.04240 94 86 5 3
7433 Oprah recommended her. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
7434 He is looking for a special leather-bound book. It has family memories. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
7435 It's actually misplaced from the self-help section. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
7436 He is not on the invoice? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
7437 This Book Is A Real Crock 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
7438 My wife suggested diversifying, and I thought I ordered some of those trendy foam clogs. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
7439 You wouldn't like what he recommends. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7440 Peter Pan promotion. Watch your fingers. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7441 My assistant here can put punch holes in your report right now. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7442 He's been good company and he's got taste. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7443 We were told that it keeps us safe from the Taliban. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7444 Snappy was bored at home so I told him I’d take him to breakfast. He hadn’t eaten in days. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7445 The review was surprisingly good. It 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
7446 Special today in our Adventure section: Buy One, Get One Free. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
7447 We have an author's signing today. Professor Bayou here, just came out with his sex-aid book, Ereptile Dysfunction. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7448 Anxious? Noo, just waiting for the next serioys flood 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7449 ‘Are you here for a prewritten story or to test your luck with our experiential version?’ 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7450 - "Swamp's way", you're sure ? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7451 Can you point me to the vegan books? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7452 Yeah, some books are a croc. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
7453 The recruiter said our new intern was coming from Florida. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7454 If it isn't the eponymous Kestrel Boo. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7455 Careful! Sometimes he snaps at people.! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7456 She followed me home and I swear I only fed her. One time. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7457 this neighborhood isn;t what it used to be. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7458 Eastern Thought? Aisle Seven under the Fer-de-lance. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7459 Sure. We'll take a look at you manuscript, won't we, Precious. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7460 The alligator is there just to intimidate anyone with intention of stealing books but YOU may pet him 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7461 I see you’ve met our book investigator. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7462 This section is dedicated to those looking to understand the essence of adventures. The newest books is called “death wish” and “what is your true IQ” 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7463 The Children’s Section is closed today. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7464 Look at the funbags on that hosehound 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7465 It took a while to grab me, but once it did it wouldn’t let go. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7466 These are the gatoraid books. You'll find what you're looking for in the crocaisle section. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7467 This section is for political autobiographies. He wandered in here one day and just stayed 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
7468 If you're interested in any first editions, just push him aside. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
7469 He's eaten most of the adventures. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
7470 Didn’t you order a large print, hardcover? 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
7471 You better put your mask on quick. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7472 Not to worry, she just ate. Look, it already made the front page of the paper: Local Librarian Missing, Last Seen Downtown. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7473 He's giving you a great choice: buy a book and he'll sign it for free, or you can get a free trip to the swamp. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
7474 They said the fiction novels were hard to get…. I guess I’ll try again later? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
7475 No, I don't know the title of the book with the red cover that everybody is talking about, but I'm sure my assistant can help you. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
7476 It's Romancing the Stone - part ll. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
7477 Oh him? He's hiding out in here until the mask mandate is over - he says he could never find one that fit snugly 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
7478 She doesn’t bite, don’t judge a book by its cover 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7479 Where’s your cat Jinx? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
7480 We discourage the use of Amazon Credit Cards 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
7481 Yes, it IS rather extreme, but I’ve had it with chair squatters sitting here all day and not buying anything! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7482 Is that the pile that you can really sink a tooth into? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7483 Companionship is companionship no matter where it emanates. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7484 Relax. He only gets peevish when the browsers outnumber the buyers. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
7485 My client is willing to take part of his sale profits in kind. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
7486 Ummm... a pet...or a purse? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7487 For some reason this place attracted cats so we figured he’d solve that problem. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
7488 You are welcome to browse, but he bites if you don't buy." William Claire Lewes.Delawar 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
7489 The croc is thinking "Midlife career change is not bad" 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
7490 Oh I didn’t expect to see you so soon alligator 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
7491 he's our new employee, he used to work at Amazon. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7492 The store used to have a couple pet cats. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
7493 You’re right, we are not a library. Go ahead and keep talking just as loudly as you were. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
7494 He’s exhausted from book signing and putting his mark another way. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
7495 Our guest author this week is not only an alligator but one of Florida's top pandemic experts. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
7496 It's a cease-and-desist letter from some shoe company. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
7497 Is that a large or an extra-large? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
7498 Knew you made gators in my size 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
7499 How I bought a lifelike stuffed crocodile instead of a book for my daughter's birthday. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
7500 Don't judge a book by its imprint. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
7501 You’re more than welcome to take pictures with him, but otherwise, he’s the only instigator allowed. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
7502 I got her after I read this one here: ‘All the tears we shed’. 1.1143 0.05205 70 65 2 3
7503 Is that real alligator leather?" "Well yes but he just calls it skin 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
7504 It's a companion piece to the new Hiaasen novel. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
7505 Please, don't be the second to mention Steve Irwin. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
7506 Welcome to the reptilian section. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7507 I will take the the expert's version of "Raising an Alligator" 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7508 Vegan leather is stranded on a container ship from China until early October, but alligator is still so last season 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
7509 I had to get him out of the delta before Delta got him. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7510 It ate our cat but we kept it because it seems to keep loitering down to a minimum. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7511 These titles are so sharp, you should really catch the bait. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7512 Crocs for sale, today only. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
7513 He's left over from the "Alligators for Fun and Profit" book reading. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
7514 I dare you to take the unsigned copy. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7515 Ali tells me it's undigestible...Sorry. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7516 this thrift shopping thing really is a rush. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
7517 -Come on, George. If my daughter can have this old iron forged industrial machinery as decoration in her cafeteria I can have Croky to put some beauty in the Verne's shelf" 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7518 It appears the stacks are odd against you. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7519 The allegations were false but the alligator is real. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
7520 The best way to learn is to get yourself out into the field 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7521 If you don’t mind moving your leg, the novel on different types of leathers is under you 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
7522 Trust me, you want to give me your zip code. 1.1127 0.05134 71 66 2 3
7523 It says here you dile'd nine for customer service. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
7524 He's here to weep for you when we don't have your favorite author's latest book on philately. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
7525 Nice to see you Crocodile. It's been a while. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
7526 Would you like a bag for this? It'll be 10 cents extra. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
7527 Bob I asked for an alligator 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
7528 We’re hosting a Romanizing the Stone prop sale, apparently, he was never actually made into boots. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
7529 He ate our shop cat, but he’s just as lazy and likes belly rubs, so we let him stay. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
7530 Welcome. Today we are hosting a signing by the best-selling author, Michael Crocton 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
7531 The binding on this is technically not vegan. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
7532 Here is a list of the books that made him cry. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
7533 nan 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
7534 Obviously, he needs no introduction, the author of ‘Crocodile Tears’. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
7535 Lucky for you you're wearing that shark skin jacket 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
7536 The shoe store is down the street. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
7537 We're a used bookstore and he's been around since the Late Cretaceous—like it or not we've got to start figuring out how he does it, and fast. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7538 It's our new sales strategy: Chillax! The first snack-book is free! 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
7539 What's really weird, it's got no sense of humor. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
7540 He has some very interesting stories from the Cretaceous Period. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
7541 Want your right back. 1.1111 0.05064 72 67 2 3
7542 Sorry, Simon here, ate the book that you ordered about fish and turtles. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
7543 No worries, so long as you stay off your phone. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
7544 He's very useful at shedding tears for all of our books with unhappy endings. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
7545 The author's book lecture will start in just a few minutes." 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
7546 By any chance…could he be sucking my thumb? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
7547 He's less expensive than a security guard 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
7548 It's the new DIY kit for making your own briefcase. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
7549 Do you have any in a size 10? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
7550 I have a new assistant that is belping me alligate your copies. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
7551 The signings’ at four. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
7552 He’s reviewed all 56 of Reese Witherspoon's Book Club Picks. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
7553 Sorry sir, your purchase for "you croc my world" hasn't arrived yet. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
7554 This week’s best seller is bit grumpy because he came from his home to here in a box. Though you’re free to take a selfie. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
7555 He manages the Reading Lounge. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
7556 Yes, welcome. Feel free to peruse our pile of croc. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
7557 . You think that's funny? It's not. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
7558 Her social media posts are on point. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
7559 It seems Making-your-own-shoes became a big thing during lockdown 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7560 Special editions bound in exotic leathers. 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
7561 Don't worry. He only eats science fiction and he's not hungry. He just devoured 50 of Asimov's 500 books. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
7562 No reason to be alarmed, as long as you play fair, he'll play fair. 1.1098 0.03684 82 76 4 2
7563 staple-less stapler 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
7564 He's here to promote political exposés 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
7565 Our bookbinding class goes through every step, and we just received our new leather source. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
7566 He’s our new environmentally correct book bag! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
7567 It's the merchandising for Susan Orleans' new book. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
7568 Would you like this in a three hole binder? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
7569 Feeding time ... he's our literary critic. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
7570 When the cashier says see you later alligator 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
7571 Those YA books sure have snappy taglines. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
7572 There's no need to worry. He's docilian 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
7573 He's friendly but will bite your head off if you say anything disparaging about Nicholas Sparks. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
7574 It’s an overview of Carl Hiaasen’s latest 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
7575 He was a gift from Kindle. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
7576 Well, Crocodile rocking is something shocking 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
7577 He’s green, mean, and enjoys reading Cormac McCarthy. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
7578 He's OG TikTok." 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
7579 A leather cover? Yes, that can certainly be arranged” Sue Scalettar, Nyack, N 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
7580 Please reach into the croc for the latest regurgitated Dan Brown novel 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
7581 You can browse while I look for your special order. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
7582 Bookworms are a thing of past. Book-crocs in trend now. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
7583 I’m looking for size 91/2 medium 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7584 They make great pets as long as you don’t mind cleaning up dismembered bodies. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
7585 He ate the tailor. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
7586 Would you like to pick out the material for your new shoes? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
7587 we have aged to wee! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
7588 My wife insisted that I employ her mother in the shop. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
7589 There was a break in the supply chain for alligator belts. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
7590 Sorry, we stopped selling crockpot cookbooks. They never made it to the door. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
7591 Author signing, no waiting. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
7592 The moat dried up 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
7593 Yes,the meet the author series on the Peter Pan expose should start any minute. I have no idea where the rest of the audience went. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
7594 It’s what’s on top of the book that counts 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
7595 Now the gators are leaving Florida for New York! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
7596 Man bites gator 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
7597 He's a book representative for Crocs. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7598 He escaped from a Dennis Lee book. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7599 My best customer. Consumes volumes. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7600 I'm sorry, but the edition you were seeking has already been snapped up 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7601 Yes, On the Origin of the Species is available, but only in its live alligator hide edition. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7602 Everyone knows gays are literate,” at least that’s what he said. Plus he’s a vegetarian. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7603 Now do one about Mark McGrath 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7604 Did I go to the wrong store? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7605 How many books can you make out of this one? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7606 Look out for the alligator on the counter. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7607 She usually just does MeWe. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7608 Is this the Crock Of Schist table? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7609 His editor recommended he snap on to a tasty theme and not let go. 1.1077 0.05426 65 61 1 3
7610 Holy smokes! This is the biggest bookstore I’ve ever seen! 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
7611 ....and the great thing is, he can give recommendations for salt or freshwater." aptio 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7612 These local stores just keep getting more like Amazon 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
7613 For the “real” man: Do it yourself boots. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
7614 She went blind from too much mastication in the Adult Shelves. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
7615 The alligator? That's our complaint department. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
7616 A word of caution, our new clerk is rather snappish. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
7617 "Yah, I know, but no dogs were available; you know, Covid... 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
7618 Shoes or steak? 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
7619 Welcome to @lacoste my name is Rick. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
7620 Look! I told you you can’t keep him. Call the zoo! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7621 You'd be forgiven for thinking you were at Crocs and Brentanos 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7622 The “Boo” in the window wasn’t scaring away enough people, so I also got an alligator.. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7623 It's cut shoplifting down by a third. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7624 No worries, crockodile is here, Dundee is currently in the washroom 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7625 New-release loss control- edgy and effective. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
7626 Consider the alligator. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7627 Alligator?... no I consider it a 'notion', attached to books. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7628 Don't mind Ali. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7629 Never smile at a crocodile." 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7630 Are you here for the J.M. Barry reading” 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7631 I dare you to digitize these. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7632 We are running consumer testing for bite-size literature concept. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7633 No, we don’t take credit cards 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7634 Seriously?! I think the alligator is a little overplayed. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7635 Alligator or crocodile? 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
7636 Since I got him, shoplifting has dropped dramatically! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7637 We come from a long line of hunters. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
7638 The chicken and the frog retired. The crocodile's not as funny, but I'll be damned if he isn't a fantastic bookseller. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7639 That's right. We don't buy or sell leather-bound books. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
7640 I'm looking for a gripping novel 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7641 Interested in trying your luck with one of our new releases? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7642 It’s my new security guard who can read between the lines. J. Kinsey Toronto, ONT kinseyjody33@gmail.com 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
7643 So shirts weren’t enough? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7644 He's a "cautionary statement": this is not a library 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7645 I have to bring him to work at home, he spends the Day crying 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
7646 Leather bound? Next table. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7647 Don’t mind our voracious reader here. He completely swims with the tide in our social justice book club. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7648 This must be Chester! I heard about him from Yelp 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
7649 He’s just tired from reading every book in the place while waiting for later 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
7650 DIY alligator skin shoes…it’s all the rage. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
7651 Don't worry. He's harmless unless you're wearing crocs. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7652 The owner is the retired chair of the University English department 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
7653 There was a mix-up with out leather supplier. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7654 At KESTEL BOO, we feature many of your books, Mr. Poe. Raven will guide you. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
7655 In total, that will cost 3100.73. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7656 That's the croc-mance section. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
7657 H seems to know who has not returned library books. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7658 He signs in Braille. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
7659 ...and you can special order the cover in Morocco or Crocodile if you wish. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
7660 He was protesting animal use in fashion around the corner and got distracted by the new Sally Rooney excerpt 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
7661 Trust me, that book is on its way to be a best seller. It helps not to judge by its cover 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
7662 This is our new security for the rare books section." 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
7663 Welcome. Are you looking for a specific book? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
7664 The title?..."Captain Hook's Digest". 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7665 Yes, we used to sell boots. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7666 I thought that I ordered alligator shoes! 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
7667 Amazon? Oh, brother... We've got loads of stuff you won't find on Amazon. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7668 Imagine a gator in your pond to entertain your business guests! He comes with last year’s best sellers for $1000 including tax with free shipping and in-pond delivery. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7669 Yes, we're having a sale on Ionesco's work 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7670 Your alligator bound books are ready, sir 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7671 No Sir, I said everything on that table is two for the price of one, EXCEPT for the crocodile. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7672 You must return the book on its due date. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7673 Shoplifting stopped suddenly after I hired my alligator friend. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7674 No, sorry, we don't need any more paperbacks, hardbacks, OR leatherbacks. Got any hedgehogs? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
7675 That is some tough s...! Do you have it in Blue? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
7676 That's not a Lacoste shirt is it? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
7677 He’s here to guarantee every book we sell has a snappy ending. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
7678 How's Florida? Same old. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
7679 Loki was the least expensive celebrity with could find. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
7680 Crocs for sale! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
7681 There’s really nothing to worry about as long as he’s not at your neck. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
7682 I already told you, I don’t sell drugs! 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
7683 We are still working on your order for a book with fresh bite and rough edges, Sir 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
7684 He signature is impressive...and increases the value of what's left. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
7685 Sorry, no Alligator today. Only Crocodile. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
7686 Can I interest you in a modern twist on the classic card game? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
7687 Well, it's a bit unorthodox, but we like our costumers to be very determined. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
7688 To be idle in the short road to ☠️ death..Is that being 😜 wild ?! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
7689 He's a consignment. I get 50% of whatever he kills. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
7690 No. He's had some snout work done but he's still a crocodile so you may want to keep your distance. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
7691 How would you like it wrapped, Sir? 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
7692 Welcome to Staten Island. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
7693 What do you mean, 'that's not a kestrel'? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
7694 So, did the gator eat the store's namesake? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
7695 The story is unimportant, it's all about the binding. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
7696 He handles leather bound sales 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
7697 Like Amazon, we are a vertically “inter-gatored” company… 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
7698 Truth hurts 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
7699 Please never refer to him as Lyle Lyle Bibliophile ever again. He’s an alligator. 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
7700 The publisher places a premium on literality. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
7701 Yes, we restore antique books. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
7702 This bookstore's return policy really is a Croc. 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
7703 Gator? I barely know her! 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
7704 Meet Jeff! He said he wouldn't ruin my business so I let him in. Right Jeff? Right Jeff? 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
7705 If you're looking for something exciting I'd recommend our 'Nature' section 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7706 Well, well, well. It's been awhile Mr. Kyle." "As I warned you, crocodile." "Give it a rest you two, before I swat you both with my newspaper. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
7707 Shoplifting is no longer a problem. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7708 Sir, I'm obligated to inform you that, due to decline in bookstore interest, we've outsourced to sell the bounty of Brazilian pirates with Craigslist. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
7709 According to my reptilian brain, this manuscript is a croc of shit. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
7710 It’s jumping the ‘shark,’ Ed. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7711 Buy the collection and he goes down with your free shipping to Boca. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
7712 It probably wasn't a good idea to have both an alligator and a terrier guard the store. Anyway, you'll find Darwin in the science section, top shelf. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
7713 He's already censored this one 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
7714 It’s titled “So, Eat Chicken,” and she’ll be signing again after the dinner break. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7715 Can yours do this? 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
7716 Yeah, Big Jim here can smell a potential shoplifter… 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
7717 Undoubtedly this author is a realistic writer. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
7718 It's a bit of a struggle and a long read. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
7719 He’s our mascot for the Betty Crocker cookbooks 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
7720 We only cater to the serious reader. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7721 Yes,I used to have a cat, but he mysteriously disappeared. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
7722 We’ve reorganized fiction and nonfiction into before and after. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
7723 Atlas Shrugged? Unfortunately sir I just sold my last copy. However if you sign your name here we can order that for you. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
7724 Is this what you meant by the freshest leather bound? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7725 An artisanal locally sourced Florida gift shop 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
7726 Don't worry. He only eats Grishams. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7727 It´s the state of the art in hardcover technology. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
7728 Bodegas get cats. We get donations. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
7729 We’re having a sale today on all leather bound products 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
7730 Showrooming? See my assistant. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
7731 Are you here for our Florida Everglades maskless book signing? 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
7732 But the internet's gobbled up most of our customers. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7733 Yes, beach reads with bite. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
7734 He was originally here to remind customers not to ask for alligator hide bound books but as a greeter, he knows if people were vaccinated or not. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7735 Great security, but he has a thing for paper... 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7736 Is that a new pet or are you still angry with me? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7737 He is here for the first copy of the new release of the ‘Investigators’ kid’s book series. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7738 One, ‘do it yourself alligator skin shoe’ kit, that’ll be $49.99 please” 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7739 Once it picked me up, it couldn’t put me down. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7740 Who Farted? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7741 Can I interest you in Gator Wrestling for Dummies? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7742 Hmm, don’t know why all of a sudden I’m thinking Paperback Princess? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7743 There are some real killers over there ! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7744 Sorry, no dogs allowed unless it's a service animal. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7745 We only sell paperbacks. 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
7746 The edition of Jaws is only available only in hardback. 1.0984 0.02566 61 56 5 0
7747 It also comes in leather-bound. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
7748 We are expecting the match to your pair to arrive any day now. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7749 What’s your take?” “Gator’s out on this one, Kes. 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
7750 Did you want alligator tennis shoes in red? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7751 That's the last time we do a 'bring your pet to work day'. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7752 He's the best selling author of "My Life in the Swamp" 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
7753 Don’t worry, bookworms are no longer part of his diet. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7754 Is this the tattoo parlour? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7755 Crocodiles and alligators paperback edition is included in the price 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7756 What do you do when your gator helper is hungry? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7757 He comes with a coffee table. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7758 Well, yes we can, but we usually bind them with a hide we buy already tanned. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7759 You may find its contents somewhat hard to digest 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7760 He is in response to some who have characterized our inventory as a crock… 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7761 We’ve been so stubborn about refusing to pay attention to the elephant in the room that Nature decided to up the ante. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7762 You may be able to hook a book if the croc doesn't block" 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
7763 I thought your wife wasn't due back from Boca until the end of the month? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
7764 There are some bitingly good books under croc. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
7765 It’s a little slow to get going, but then it really grabs you and pulls you in. 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
7766 « You’re lucky my wife sent me. Had she come, she’d have turned it into a Birkin » 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
7767 - How much for this thing? 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
7768 Sorry, but I'm not interested in shoes. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
7769 It's our new do-it-yourself promotion. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7770 He's been on a steady diet of iPads. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
7771 Amazon haven't got onto this trick! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
7772 He takes issue with your defamatory claim that all book critics are cold-blooded. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7773 Ah, Wayne LaPierre, yes yes, one fully stuffed crocodile from Mozambique, I had trouble finding this as it was under false name per the request of McQueen, Esquire. But the way Susan’s tusks should be in next week. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7774 We have to shift focus - Amazon can't sell alligators. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
7775 A lot more responsibility, but it's worth it. You don't get love and affection from a regular holepunch. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
7776 Our leather bound editions are in this section Jerry Zaro Harrison, NY 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
7777 He's got some great new thrillers to recommend. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
7778 Reading has been no problem for him. Writing, on the other hand... 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
7779 Don't be fooled -- he really *was* sad at the end of "Of Mice and Men." 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
7780 Yeah, he just likes to take it all in 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
7781 Another thriller but really it’s just an open and shut case 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7782 I guess Wally Gator isn’t so popular with the kids anymore. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7783 Some day, but certainly not now I would like a jacket in your design. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7784 We're a little pressed for time here. Sir! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7785 I’m looking for a word for a man growing out of the head of an alligator. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7786 His manuscript is in desperate need of editing. Are you interested? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7787 He won our contest, "Why do I love books featuring 'Wet Work'." 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7788 This is a slightly used Gator for sale. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7789 Alright, see ya later alligator 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
7790 He's on duty to check shoes, wallets and satchels before you shop. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7791 His name is Henri." 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
7792 Fresh crocodile tears to prove you read sad books. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7793 Hey did you hear about New York City Art Scene Artist : Andre Pace.. ( Nah!!) The Shining Super Star!! A Buckaroo who? By . Andrepace 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
7794 Would you care for a swamp tour guide? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
7795 And we can offer you a special binding. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
7796 My new security detail. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
7797 He only chomps if you forget your reusable bag 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
7798 Strength is no knowledge - Knowledge is strength 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
7799 It won the Pulitzer, but I personally think it’s a load of croc. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7800 And I'm telling I said we need an elevator. 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
7801 Don't worry, I've already contacted DeSantis. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7802 You can find this on in the Amazon, not on it! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
7803 Of course, we also have traditional leather-bound ones. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7804 Reserve him for me please in the paperback edition 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
7805 Yes it’s a fucking alligator Mr. Biden. Now get the fuck outta here you clueless old asshole. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7806 Your first mistake: never call an alligator Croc 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7807 Yes, in the DIY section, we do carry “Make Your Own Alligator Handbag, Briefcase, or Shoes”. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
7808 It’s our new DIY leather bound books section 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7809 Ayn Rand is the stack at the corner. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7810 We wanted to avoid any supply chain issues. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7811 We are waiting for him to die so we can use his skin to re-cover our lovely old books. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7812 don't worry he wont bite at least not that hard. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7813 Problems with shoplifters and cat allergies disappeared. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
7814 It’s literally a croc....if you know what I mean! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7815 He took over for the cat. After he ate the cat. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7816 yes, all paperbacks on sale today and in the future. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7817 We also stock a great selection of books about tigers, bears, and sharks. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7818 It's just his helpfulness in the biologically processed wood department that got him here. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7819 Ice cream 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
7820 We have a labor shortage, so he’s hear to judge you. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7821 Did that lizard dog cashier check me out? 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
7822 Don't talk to me before I've had my mahi 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7823 Hello, cousin 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
7824 Its a temporary fix until the SimpliSafe parts arrive. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
7825 Buy one, get gator free 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7826 No, we don't carry leather bound books, why do you ask? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7827 Ok, it's a swap. You get the handbook, and we get the hand. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
7828 Can't be fooled by anything on the news these days... 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
7829 Fiction,at its best. But I assure you it’s not an alligator. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
7830 I hear that new book reviewer is pretty harsh – he just rips everything apart... 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
7831 He’s a big hit with the book club. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
7832 The book you ordered by that politician was a croc -o-baloney. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
7833 You can wear it like that or take it home to be skinned. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
7834 I told him if he was unvaccinated, he'd have to wear a mask... 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7835 No, he's a Caiman, and he's quite good at spotting shoplifters. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
7836 We're short staffed, good luck getting anything from the top shelf today 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7837 This is not quite what I imagined when I saw your ad saying you had genuine croc bonded books ! . 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
7838 In Soviet Russia,bargain books snap YOU up! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
7839 DeSantis is requiring them to uphold his anti-mask mandate”. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
7840 Is he the author ?! 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
7841 Yes, we do layaways. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
7842 It’s pay by weight, just put them on the scales. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
7843 Of course, we have specially created material for the Country and Western look. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
7844 Do you have a horror section? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
7845 You know what they say: ‘Books don't bite’, so we’re trying to improve. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
7846 My friend wants to know if you’re got the latest on ‘Florida Man.’ He says it’s a cookbook. 1.0875 0.04054 80 75 3 2
7847 We went book hunting and found this little one in a genuine croc leather cover 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
7848 He's harmless, unless you don't buy something. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
7849 Yes we have C.U. Later, 'Alligator' 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7850 Oh, that's just my emotional support animal. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
7851 Yes, I’m familiar with our return policy but I’m afraid I’m going to have to insist on seeing a receipt. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
7852 ‘sir, please, the zig zag forms out front.’ @callahandalyjudge 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
7853 ‘I knew I’d be very busy today so I brought lunch’. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
7854 So my wife told me no I was the one crying crocodile tears 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
7855 It's a hot new new genre called "captivity" by the captives. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
7856 He’s only available in a belt. You’ll have to try another store for boots. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
7857 Now, sir, concerning the rugged binding you requested... 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
7858 I got tired of seeing cats in bookstores. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
7859 Yes, it came in last week. Go ahead and grab it, I'll be right with you. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7860 There's nothing that says "Edition for the Ages" like being bound in limp leather. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7861 He said he wanted to meet his maker. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7862 Might I suggest something scary? 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
7863 Crocodile Tears is really the first Trump presidential memoir that is critic proof" 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
7864 Are you looking for a bookkeeper? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
7865 Sir,this is a professional establishment 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7866 Apparently they've ran out of the 'normal' stuff, so it'll have to be crocodile bound instead. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
7867 Paperbacks are my personal favorite, but you can pay the price for yours. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
7868 The bodega on the corner has a cat. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
7869 JUST REMEMBER! He likes his books just as much as You Do. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
7870 It's a swinging tale. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
7871 The last person who asked for Instagram poetry lost an arm. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7872 So how much for the Croc? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7873 After our guard cat died, we found a replacement. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7874 These are our do it yourself models 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
7875 They fired him at Caddie's Corner. We'll just have to see how things work out here. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
7876 You know that old saying, denial isn't just a big river in Africa. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
7877 Comes with a make-your-own backpack kit. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
7878 It's the story about the IPO of LACOSTE 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
7879 See you later, alligator! After awhile, crocodile!” Alan Mitchell, St. Louis, M 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7880 I'm very impressed with your experience with books and alligators 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7881 Hi, I’m here for the leather book-binding class….should I take a seat here or do we start class out back? 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
7882 I think it would look better on me as boots. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
7883 Do you carry COVID vaccines? 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
7884 He's written a great novel, and will be signing books this afternoon 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
7885 We are out of cookbooks, but we have this... 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
7886 It's mating season. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
7887 It says here to please refrain from any J.M. Barrie for the first six months. 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
7888 Can I have the crocodile?" "No, it's our property. We deal with stealers with the help of him. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7889 It's the same fate for books in this digital age. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7890 Came with the store 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7891 We are on 3rd Ave, the one with the sleeping cats is on third street. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7892 there's the book after-sales service to my right Sir. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7893 Yes this is the place for the book signing…What did you think Jordan Peterson looked like? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7894 Global warming. She just showed up,looking for a new home. To be honest,she does devour books. But best of all,she put some teeth behind our sign in the door, “Shoplifters will be eaten.“ 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
7895 Don’t judge a book by its certified genuine cover. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
7896 Buy ten books and we’ll have him made into two pair of shoes 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
7897 Apparently only “experiential” retail will survive on the high street. I’ll be damned if I’m outlived by Sears. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
7898 There’s some surprising stuff in section 13. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7899 We've had quite a bit of shoplifting lately. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
7900 We used to have a cat too, but it disappeared one day. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7901 Check your bags? 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
7902 His name’s actually Lonnie, and we’re on 45th. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7903 I get really embaressed when my wife asks me to hold her handbag. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7904 They say the languishing can fade with a good book, but I’d say he snapped. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7905 You’ll see we’ve made some updates to our restricted section 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7906 Gator Peterson has affair with bookstore bosses wife 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7907 I ordered a GARTER! 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
7908 Sir, there's we can about your f ace! 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
7909 No one's said this book is a croc all week. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
7910 NOT AMPHIBIAN FOOL - A POTUSINONE , ER, LEFT. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
7911 No, we do not carry alligator bound books. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
7912 This IS the UF bookstore! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
7913 Fancy Tip Jar, Amazon? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7914 We finally managed to track down the one that bit off your lips, Sir 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
7915 The author of "My Last Days on the Amazon" is signing, but so far no one has put the book in where he can get at it. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7916 No worries..he's just a voracious reader awaiting the next great American novel. He's been here for years. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
7917 Meet Rorschach. He demands profound writing and no retreat. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7918 Yeah, it’s been a while. You don’t have to be so explicit… 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
7919 Yeah, turns out he mixes up his B's and H's all the time. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7920 Nothing like a traditional print and security systems. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
7921 I wanted to buy a book, but seeing that you still like 'Crocs', I must say that you are so living in the past. Good day! 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
7922 Thats part of the DIY boots n' belt manual. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
7923 I pay him one Amazon driver per day to keep the lights on" 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
7924 And to my severest critic, hereinafter "the alligatee," I leave my pet.... 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
7925 We have to compete with Amazon somehow! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
7926 We’ve got more endangered species in the basement. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
7927 A remainder, yes. But with TEETH! 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
7928 We are delayed in our shoe offering 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
7929 Now that The Great Catsby has disappeared, we’re thinking of renaming his Instagram @TheGreenLightGotHim 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7930 Would you care to round up the total to the next whole-dollar amount,sir? Otherwise,my friend here will dispense your change. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7931 Is there an alligator in the house? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
7932 I would suggest you keep your hands at your side and make no sudden movements! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7933 You know the way bookshops have to branch out into serving food to remain competitive? Sushi. That's all I'll say. Wait, what do you mean that's not a fish? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
7934 Her new book will be a monster hit. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
7935 The alligator bindings were doing so well, we decided to go for the original. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7936 That was the author but we had a Steinbeck moment, 'In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself.' 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7937 I'm sorry. This is not a pet friendly store. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
7938 Hmmm...she claims to be an "immersive marketing" rep from Reederz Dijest. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7939 What’s a Loki doing in here?” @marvelstudio 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
7940 Customer: see you later alligator! Shopkeeper: see you in a while croco-…OH ss 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
7941 Are you the one who ordered the crocodile with authentic crock skin? 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
7942 It is the alligator bound copy of the book ! 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7943 Reviewers have found his latest novel quite toothsome. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7944 Did you say the gator shipped from the Amazon or from Amazon? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7945 You’re early. He needs time to dial up the crock before he signs. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7946 What does your wife say? 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
7947 Yes this is authentic quality. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7948 They are just filed "as far as possible from the alligator". You should probably browse the same way. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7949 This was once a book store but my after alligator got so big I have been taking orders for boots 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
7950 Let have a selfie with gladiator. Don't miss chance 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
7951 You said you wanted to go viral… 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7952 We had a swell time at the abibliophobia meet today didn't we? Well i'll see you later, alligator! 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7953 It's part of our new "Swamp to Shoe Tree" line. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
7954 Forgive me, I meant to say voracious reader with an "r." 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7955 That's the 'buy that book, don't be in denial' crocodile 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7956 He ate the cat,so it 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7957 His nickname is "buydontbrowse" 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7958 I'd give him a wide berth. I jsut told him that "Jaws" is out of stock. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
7959 She's just finished ingesting several small animals, so she's very docile. Go ahead and pet her if you'd like. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7960 so this is the author of the behind the scenes Elton John biography 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7961 Goodbye furry, hello scaly. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7962 It's an animal-friendly alligator skin book cover. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7963 You have to hold his mouth closed. Then he can’t bite! 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
7964 I’ll have a leather-bound copy by tomorrow 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7965 Do you have any tales on alligators? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7966 Well it is a very snappy loafer 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7967 I will devour this books… and then the humans 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7968 Will you be paying with croc or credit? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
7969 A rescue from Coney Island sewers 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7970 The political books are all written by crocks 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7971 Everything on this table really has some teeth!” Judy Wolbe, Atlanta, Georgia 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7972 Are those editions leather bound? 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
7973 I’m here to collect a croque-em-bouche 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
7974 He's our security - his specialty is shoplifters. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7975 You know the old saying, ‘I’d rather have a croc beside me than a socket craniotomy.’” 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7976 I’m looking for something with an ironic twist. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7977 Hey, welcome to Kestrel Boo. We stack our books vertically. That’s far and away the weirdest thing happening right now, in this room. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
7978 and over here on the right we have the "Hard To Read" books 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
7979 Please take your mask off; you're frightening my manager. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
7980 It was unclear if it was the book or me when you said spineless. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
7981 Believe it or not, the really hard thing was to move him from the shop window. His terms applied. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
7982 You won't want to miss Bill O'Reilly's latest. Jean Godden, Seattle, Wa. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
7983 Even before COVID Bob was different. But since Kestler’s reopened he’s had a really hard time connecting with people. 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
7984 Yes, he invented alligator shoes and, no, he isn't signing any books today. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7985 He has definitely cut down on the number of browsers! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7986 We just received a shipment in our nature section. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7987 I think I read about this somewhere. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7988 You should see him do a lateral flow! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7989 First date? 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
7990 I'm not very fond of critics. 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
7991 Just don't ask him for an autographed copy 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
7992 Don't be afraid. They're called books. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7993 He's narrowed it down to "Mega Croc" or "Swamp Monster". 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7994 I'd like to buy the book but I forgot my wallet. So, I'll see you later. 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
7995 Fifteen percent off everything in the biology section. Let me know if I can help you find something. 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
7996 book signing is at 6 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
7997 I've resorted to selling alligators because you can't buy them on the internet! 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
7998 If you'd like your club card punched, .... 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7999 He's an authority on the reptilian brain. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
8000 Other bookstores have cats you can pet, but this ones for security. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
8001 You want everything Winston Churchill published about Egypt and Sudan, leather-bound, by October. Got it. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
8002 It’s always a pleasure to see designer books 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
8003 This alligator is yet another way that Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
8004 I’ll sign your book. Just grab one from the stack beneath his foot. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
8005 Special Alligator Cover Edition available this week. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
8006 We call him, Sir Barrie. 1.0556 0.03901 72 70 0 2
8007 Oh that one I'm afraid has been snapped already, Sir. Online order, you see. I need to bag it before the delivery boys collects it. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
8008 Sorry "The Florida Waterways" is on hold... 1.0556 0.03362 72 69 2 1
8009 Whatever you do, don’t stick your balls in his mouth! 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
8010 Yeah, last week's promotion was "rap Tuesday." So this bibliophile brought a crocodile, then left with a very wry smile ..." 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
8011 Here’s a book you might want to snap up. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
8012 ...right, we are out of bookworms and had to quickly replace... 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
8013 Boots, jacket or bag? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
8014 a. He bought a book on witchcraft and self-hypnosis. He's waiting now for the author to come to show him how to break the spell. b. She heard her boyfriend was turned into a book cover. c. She's here for a book-signing: 'Humans in the Amphibian D 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
8015 He'll bite your dick off. Believe me. 1.0506 0.03067 79 76 2 1
8016 The Crocs are made in-house. And you have a choice about which part. 1.0492 0.03641 61 59 1 1
8017 If you don’t like the book the croc is ready to devour it together with half of your leg. 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
8018 remember russian mail-order brides? the 80s cultural scare? they, a young aspirant, get a supposedly good life they can’t find in russia. and you, a fucking loser, get a supposedly good wife you can’t find in america. well this is how that played out 1.0488 0.02956 82 79 2 1
8019 You're wouldn't happen to be Captain Hook? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
8020 Yeah the business has expanded into croc-yoga. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
8021 Not to worry, it is saltwater croc. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
8022 Carrie Lam, HK’s Tom Riddle 1.0469 0.03472 64 62 1 1
8023 Werner, I really do think a likeness would have sufficed for the promo. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
8024 Told ya, we take you places plain ol' books can't take you 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
8025 Unfortunately, sir, we ran out of the leather-bound ones but we do have some wonderful alternatives laid out for you right over here. 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
8026 This is a Florida bookstore. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
8027 So cuddly. Can I hug him? 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
8028 That’s our collection of Betty Crocker’s cook books. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
8029 Sir, I insincerely apologize, but we cannot fulfill your request. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
8030 Man 1: "this bookstore has bad karma" Man 2: "Don't mind the crocodile, I got it at Chateau Lacoste" Man 1: I think I rather go to Mastbooks who actually love books instead of power and money" 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
8031 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here together 1.0339 0.03390 59 58 0 1
8032 I don’t have that book in stock, but I can order it for you. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
8033 He was in the mood for a snack, so we're going to have to rename the store. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
8034 I get a little dyslectic sometimes. 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
8035 We also have discounted books on tropical vegetation. 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
8036 It's way easier now that you can just tap. 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
8037 He's researching a book on shoes. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
8038 Oh, it's part of an Animal Rights sit-in. Well, more of a lay-in really. But if you don't like this you should go see Strand's. They got the orangutangs. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0