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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-08-22T19:28:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-09-05T19:42:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-08-30T19:41:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | September 6, 2021 |
Number of captions | 6526 |
Number of responses | 779519 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Don't tell me you ordered from White Castle again. | 1.8596 | 0.02198 | 1368 | 561 | 438 | 369 |
1 | Can't we ever have a girls night without him interrupting? | 1.8551 | 0.01534 | 2705 | 1085 | 927 | 693 |
2 | Funny how he never rescues you when you're winning. | 1.8494 | 0.01115 | 5021 | 2001 | 1775 | 1245 |
3 | I liked him better when he was a frog. | 1.8493 | 0.01282 | 3822 | 1532 | 1334 | 956 |
4 | He may be here to protect, but I'm here to serve! | 1.8480 | 0.01270 | 4131 | 1738 | 1283 | 1110 |
5 | Just introduce me as an old college flame | 1.8468 | 0.01345 | 3524 | 1434 | 1196 | 894 |
6 | Fine, we can play doubles, but I’m not getting stuck with the horse again! | 1.8310 | 0.01656 | 2384 | 1015 | 757 | 612 |
7 | No, seriously, look behind you. | 1.8249 | 0.01513 | 2787 | 1176 | 923 | 688 |
8 | Ignore him. He only plays on a round table. | 1.8208 | 0.01339 | 3493 | 1463 | 1193 | 837 |
9 | I’m tired of playing games. You tell him about us or I will. | 1.8097 | 0.01398 | 3284 | 1425 | 1059 | 800 |
10 | Look who brought a sword to a ping-pong fight. | 1.8050 | 0.01397 | 3133 | 1323 | 1098 | 712 |
11 | If you win, you get a husband. If I win, I get lunch. | 1.7983 | 0.01291 | 3649 | 1552 | 1281 | 816 |
12 | Last chance! Do you want to keep playing, or live happily ever after? | 1.7944 | 0.01337 | 3415 | 1465 | 1187 | 763 |
13 | You're not in distress. You're just losing." | 1.7917 | 0.01528 | 2492 | 1038 | 935 | 519 |
14 | Winner gets the knight . . . | 1.7892 | 0.01886 | 1765 | 779 | 579 | 407 |
15 | She's not in distress. She's up 8-2. | 1.7892 | 0.01356 | 3302 | 1424 | 1150 | 728 |
16 | Serve already, Serve dammit! I'm not falling for the "look a Prince" trick again. | 1.7891 | 0.01393 | 3309 | 1484 | 1039 | 786 |
17 | You know that no matter which one of us wins, this won't be how he tells the story. | 1.7875 | 0.02007 | 1515 | 657 | 523 | 335 |
18 | So you expect me to believe he just HAPPENS to show up whenever I'm winning? | 1.7869 | 0.01534 | 2478 | 1042 | 922 | 514 |
19 | Serve, quick, before this moron rescues me again! | 1.7846 | 0.01291 | 3862 | 1748 | 1198 | 916 |
20 | Gotta call it a day, Princess. My Uber eats is here. | 1.7825 | 0.01421 | 3191 | 1450 | 985 | 756 |
21 | Your boyfriend knows I’m gay right? | 1.7805 | 0.01499 | 2865 | 1306 | 882 | 677 |
22 | Oh, so when it's game point, suddenly you need "rescuing?" | 1.7782 | 0.01303 | 3481 | 1500 | 1253 | 728 |
23 | Sudden death, then? | 1.7736 | 0.01422 | 2972 | 1306 | 1033 | 633 |
24 | Match point. You win, you get to marry the prince. I win, I get to eat him. | 1.7710 | 0.01564 | 2467 | 1091 | 850 | 526 |
25 | Last game. My lunch has arrived. | 1.7688 | 0.01340 | 3261 | 1419 | 1177 | 665 |
26 | Okay, best two out of three and winner gets the knight. | 1.7661 | 0.01451 | 2881 | 1289 | 977 | 615 |
27 | Oh, so now that its 4 zip, you're suddenly a damsel in distress. | 1.7659 | 0.01408 | 3046 | 1359 | 1041 | 646 |
28 | She's ahead by six points. I'd hardly call that distress. | 1.7655 | 0.01451 | 2853 | 1269 | 984 | 600 |
29 | I'm guessing you haven't told him about us. | 1.7640 | 0.01509 | 2682 | 1210 | 895 | 577 |
30 | Ok, sudden death. | 1.7622 | 0.01692 | 2077 | 923 | 725 | 429 |
31 | He’s back again. Do you want me to just eat him? | 1.7598 | 0.02053 | 1449 | 658 | 481 | 310 |
32 | You're too late. I'm already getting slayed. | 1.7586 | 0.01662 | 2175 | 979 | 742 | 454 |
33 | Here he comes again. Act distressed. | 1.7544 | 0.01653 | 2158 | 966 | 756 | 436 |
34 | Your ride's here. | 1.7505 | 0.01749 | 1844 | 807 | 690 | 347 |
35 | Here comes the white guy to misinterpret everything... | 1.7504 | 0.01739 | 2071 | 971 | 646 | 454 |
36 | Quick, before he starts knightsplaining the rules. | 1.7454 | 0.01543 | 2647 | 1257 | 807 | 583 |
37 | When you told me we could play until night comes this isn’t what I thought you meant. | 1.7430 | 0.01596 | 2265 | 1019 | 809 | 437 |
38 | In distress? IN DISTRESS? The damn damsel hath beaten me three games in a row. | 1.7215 | 0.01877 | 1666 | 785 | 560 | 321 |
39 | Hey, not fair…you’re not in distress, you’re just losing. | 1.7202 | 0.01863 | 1637 | 758 | 579 | 300 |
40 | Wait, you haven’t told him about us yet? | 1.7191 | 0.01900 | 1620 | 765 | 545 | 310 |
41 | Looks like this game’s about to go into sudden death. | 1.7180 | 0.01953 | 1592 | 771 | 499 | 322 |
42 | Last game. Lunch is on the way. | 1.7166 | 0.01878 | 1563 | 715 | 576 | 272 |
43 | Hold on here comes my lunch. | 1.7154 | 0.01906 | 1560 | 727 | 550 | 283 |
44 | Wait. You called for backup? I thought you were a fair maiden!” | 1.7140 | 0.01998 | 1493 | 719 | 482 | 292 |
45 | Fear not - he can’t play to save his life. | 1.7125 | 0.02152 | 1485 | 785 | 342 | 358 |
46 | What is he saving you from? You’re up two games to one. | 1.7118 | 0.01936 | 1461 | 671 | 540 | 250 |
47 | Loser gets the dude with the sword. Winner gets the horse. | 1.7106 | 0.02083 | 1420 | 702 | 427 | 291 |
48 | Okay remember, we've been playing ping pong all day. | 1.7105 | 0.01997 | 1444 | 685 | 492 | 267 |
49 | He knows I’m gay, right? | 1.7096 | 0.02116 | 1405 | 705 | 403 | 297 |
50 | You know, I really have started to hate explaining our relationship to your friends. | 1.7093 | 0.01970 | 1407 | 648 | 520 | 239 |
51 | Stay down, I'm going to sneeze. | 1.7057 | 0.02096 | 1332 | 643 | 438 | 251 |
52 | Who brings a sword to a ping-pong match? | 1.7016 | 0.02157 | 1270 | 621 | 407 | 242 |
53 | Well, I believe St. George has come to play the dragon. | 1.7013 | 0.02153 | 1269 | 619 | 410 | 240 |
54 | Okay, here he comes. We've been playing ping pong the *entire* time he's been gone, agreed? | 1.6988 | 0.02235 | 1192 | 588 | 375 | 229 |
55 | Whoever wins this point gets the Prince, okay? | 1.6970 | 0.02265 | 1155 | 570 | 365 | 220 |
56 | We’ll finish the game after knightfall. | 1.6966 | 0.02414 | 1170 | 630 | 265 | 275 |
57 | I thought you said he was out of town this weekend | 1.6953 | 0.02584 | 886 | 438 | 280 | 168 |
58 | Should I just roast him from here or do you want to want to see what this one looks like? | 1.6944 | 0.02274 | 1155 | 575 | 358 | 222 |
59 | Next point wins. Looks like your ride's here. | 1.6935 | 0.02182 | 1119 | 522 | 418 | 179 |
60 | Let’s agree whoever wins this set get the prince! | 1.6900 | 0.02328 | 1058 | 518 | 350 | 190 |
61 | Why can't your dad just text you when dinner's ready? | 1.6894 | 0.02332 | 1069 | 528 | 345 | 196 |
62 | I win, I set him on fire. You win, I set him on fire. | 1.6889 | 0.02355 | 1048 | 518 | 338 | 192 |
63 | Damsel in distress? Are you kidding me? She's got match point! | 1.6885 | 0.02295 | 1040 | 497 | 370 | 173 |
64 | Winner gets the guy on the horse. | 1.6866 | 0.02441 | 1018 | 518 | 301 | 199 |
65 | I win and you marry him, dragon. | 1.6857 | 0.02494 | 996 | 514 | 281 | 201 |
66 | ...and would you please stop telling him I'm just an old flame? | 1.6840 | 0.02498 | 981 | 504 | 283 | 194 |
67 | Time out, my dinner's here. | 1.6791 | 0.02482 | 913 | 450 | 306 | 157 |
68 | I'd hardly call one game down 'in distress.' | 1.6780 | 0.02552 | 910 | 463 | 277 | 170 |
69 | Park it, Galahad. You can play the winner. | 1.6757 | 0.02499 | 882 | 432 | 304 | 146 |
70 | Damsel in distress? Gimme a break. You're up 20-17! | 1.6740 | 0.02515 | 862 | 421 | 301 | 140 |
71 | Typical knight—bringing a lance to a paddle fight. | 1.6732 | 0.02590 | 866 | 439 | 271 | 156 |
72 | How come he only rides to the rescue when I’m winning? | 1.6722 | 0.02491 | 842 | 403 | 312 | 127 |
73 | Take a break. Lunch is coming. | 1.6721 | 0.02501 | 857 | 416 | 306 | 135 |
74 | I know he gets to play the winner, but if he calls me PUFF one more time I'll burn his ass. | 1.6691 | 0.02829 | 807 | 438 | 198 | 171 |
75 | Can we take a break? I think I see lunch arriving. | 1.6679 | 0.02557 | 828 | 407 | 289 | 132 |
76 | I suspect he’ll want to play on the round table. | 1.6654 | 0.02676 | 783 | 394 | 257 | 132 |
77 | You know one of these days you’re going to have to tell him about us. | 1.6650 | 0.02724 | 779 | 399 | 242 | 138 |
78 | Who brings a sword to a paddle fight? | 1.6628 | 0.02690 | 774 | 391 | 253 | 130 |
79 | Oh look! Here comes Mr. I'm-Here-to-Rescue-You, with his tiny sword and tasty-looking horse. | 1.6600 | 0.02716 | 750 | 378 | 249 | 123 |
80 | No, seriously, look! It's your knight in shining armor. I swear! | 1.6595 | 0.02901 | 740 | 399 | 194 | 147 |
81 | Looks like the horse is back with my takeout | 1.6586 | 0.02886 | 741 | 398 | 198 | 145 |
82 | I wish he wouldn't show up every time you're about to get slaughtered. | 1.6583 | 0.02786 | 720 | 366 | 234 | 120 |
83 | Is this your Tinder match or my GrubHub order? | 1.6564 | 0.03070 | 684 | 378 | 163 | 143 |
84 | He’s probably looking for a round table. | 1.6550 | 0.02891 | 684 | 354 | 212 | 118 |
85 | If you win, he's yours! If I win, he's lunch. | 1.6530 | 0.02800 | 758 | 402 | 217 | 139 |
86 | Fine, I'll play doubles, but you're taking the horse. | 1.6510 | 0.03014 | 679 | 369 | 178 | 132 |
87 | Hold up - let's break for a quick late knight snack. | 1.6496 | 0.03129 | 645 | 356 | 159 | 130 |
88 | ‘ So you haven’t told your boyfriend about us, I see” | 1.6484 | 0.02825 | 637 | 313 | 235 | 89 |
89 | How about another game after my lunch? | 1.6473 | 0.02935 | 621 | 314 | 212 | 95 |
90 | Winner gets a date knight | 1.6471 | 0.02948 | 663 | 349 | 199 | 115 |
91 | Oh shoot, your ride’s here. Let’s call it a knight. | 1.6469 | 0.03152 | 640 | 356 | 154 | 130 |
92 | Rescue ME. SHE'S winning. | 1.6465 | 0.02839 | 679 | 348 | 223 | 108 |
93 | Then it's agreed. The winner gets the guy on the horse. | 1.6463 | 0.03087 | 622 | 333 | 176 | 113 |
94 | His armor may be shiny, but we’ll see if it’s fireproof. | 1.6462 | 0.02979 | 619 | 318 | 202 | 99 |
95 | Do you want to tell him about us, or shall I just incinerate him? | 1.6445 | 0.03113 | 616 | 332 | 171 | 113 |
96 | No worries, he’s looking for a round table. | 1.6432 | 0.03035 | 667 | 366 | 173 | 128 |
97 | Keep in mind that I am a bad loser. | 1.6422 | 0.02901 | 612 | 306 | 219 | 87 |
98 | I'll never understand how those guys can play on a round table! | 1.6415 | 0.03032 | 622 | 329 | 187 | 106 |
99 | Momma said there'd be knights like this... | 1.6388 | 0.03149 | 598 | 324 | 166 | 108 |
100 | Seriously, Damsel in distress? You've won all 5 games | 1.6385 | 0.02970 | 592 | 300 | 206 | 86 |
101 | Here comes your ex. He's not going to be a problem is he? | 1.6376 | 0.03018 | 585 | 300 | 197 | 88 |
102 | Don’t tell him I’m winning. He loves to think I’m always in distress. | 1.6373 | 0.03224 | 579 | 317 | 155 | 107 |
103 | You’re only down three points. That doesn’t qualify as ‘distress!’ | 1.6357 | 0.03155 | 560 | 295 | 174 | 91 |
104 | Ok,next point gets to take the knight home. | 1.6356 | 0.03141 | 579 | 309 | 172 | 98 |
105 | Get a load of this guy. Who brings a sword to a ping-pong game?! | 1.6346 | 0.03153 | 572 | 305 | 171 | 96 |
106 | Last point. My lunch is arriving. | 1.6339 | 0.03248 | 549 | 296 | 158 | 95 |
107 | Let’s make this interesting…winner gets lover boy. | 1.6334 | 0.03329 | 551 | 306 | 141 | 104 |
108 | Ok, one more game to see who gets the knight. | 1.6326 | 0.03168 | 607 | 337 | 156 | 114 |
109 | Loser deals with prince charming. | 1.6269 | 0.03343 | 520 | 284 | 146 | 90 |
110 | Can you wait a sec? My dinner's here. | 1.6262 | 0.03276 | 511 | 271 | 160 | 80 |
111 | Game ends as knight-fall approaches. | 1.6260 | 0.03227 | 516 | 271 | 167 | 78 |
112 | Why do they only show up when I'm winning? | 1.6260 | 0.03145 | 516 | 264 | 181 | 71 |
113 | Let's wrap this up princess, my Uber eats is here. | 1.6255 | 0.03314 | 526 | 287 | 149 | 90 |
114 | For God’s sake! You’re not in distress! You’re just two points down! | 1.6250 | 0.03306 | 512 | 275 | 154 | 83 |
115 | Two points if I can bounce it off Sir Prancealot’s helmet. | 1.6243 | 0.03365 | 503 | 273 | 146 | 84 |
116 | He might be more helpful if we were playing chess. | 1.6230 | 0.03276 | 549 | 304 | 148 | 97 |
117 | We’re about to switch from best-of-three to sudden death. | 1.6223 | 0.03448 | 503 | 281 | 131 | 91 |
118 | Loser buys dinner. And speaking of dinner... | 1.6203 | 0.03160 | 482 | 242 | 181 | 59 |
119 | My post said Dragon seeking player, not slayer! | 1.6199 | 0.03367 | 492 | 266 | 147 | 79 |
120 | Oh no! Is it knighttime already? | 1.6195 | 0.03343 | 473 | 249 | 155 | 69 |
121 | He finally found the other ball. | 1.6193 | 0.03450 | 486 | 268 | 135 | 83 |
122 | Gotta wrap this up, my 2 o'clock is here. | 1.6191 | 0.03240 | 533 | 289 | 158 | 86 |
123 | Here comes your knight in shining armor to mansplain how to win. | 1.6187 | 0.03534 | 480 | 270 | 123 | 87 |
124 | If we end up playing doubles, the horse is on your team. | 1.6183 | 0.03461 | 482 | 266 | 134 | 82 |
125 | It’s not “Charming,” it’s the other guy. Should I get into character? | 1.6180 | 0.03464 | 466 | 253 | 138 | 75 |
126 | Looks like your ride's here" | 1.6175 | 0.03331 | 468 | 245 | 157 | 66 |
127 | Oh, I see how it is, you're down 9 to 2 and you play the 'damsel in distress' card. | 1.6157 | 0.03360 | 458 | 240 | 154 | 64 |
128 | Game called on account of knight. | 1.6156 | 0.03550 | 463 | 258 | 125 | 80 |
129 | Really sweetie dinner out of a can again? | 1.6150 | 0.03619 | 452 | 254 | 118 | 80 |
130 | Let's stop for a minute. The pizza's here. | 1.6149 | 0.03492 | 496 | 282 | 123 | 91 |
131 | Ok last point then I gotta fly | 1.6149 | 0.03395 | 457 | 242 | 149 | 66 |
132 | He thinks you're in distress?...I'm the one getting my ass kicked. | 1.6147 | 0.03362 | 475 | 254 | 150 | 71 |
133 | You told me he was spending the weekend jousting. | 1.6126 | 0.03489 | 444 | 239 | 138 | 67 |
134 | Oh, great. Sir Butts-in-a-lot is here. | 1.6124 | 0.03217 | 498 | 262 | 167 | 69 |
135 | Dammit. Trust your ride to turn up just when I'm on fire. | 1.6115 | 0.03478 | 453 | 246 | 137 | 70 |
136 | He can't help you. He only has experience with round tables. | 1.6108 | 0.03522 | 483 | 275 | 121 | 87 |
137 | Gotta quit after this volley. My lunch has arrived. | 1.6105 | 0.03454 | 457 | 248 | 139 | 70 |
138 | Don’t worry, he can already see I’m slaying you. | 1.6098 | 0.03372 | 469 | 252 | 148 | 69 |
139 | Don't look now, but your stalker is back. | 1.6093 | 0.03493 | 453 | 248 | 134 | 71 |
140 | One more game and then this guy is toast. | 1.6084 | 0.03541 | 429 | 232 | 133 | 64 |
141 | Let's finish this game. It's almost knight time. | 1.6074 | 0.03380 | 489 | 270 | 141 | 78 |
142 | Here he comes again. Are you going to tell him or should I? | 1.6071 | 0.03521 | 425 | 228 | 136 | 61 |
143 | She’s only down 9-7, I’d hardly call that “distress”! | 1.6067 | 0.03665 | 450 | 259 | 109 | 82 |
144 | I mean it this time. There really is a knight in shining armor right behind you. | 1.6060 | 0.03615 | 434 | 242 | 121 | 71 |
145 | Okay, serving for sudden death. | 1.6056 | 0.03403 | 464 | 252 | 143 | 69 |
146 | How many points if I knock him off his horse from here? | 1.6053 | 0.03694 | 418 | 234 | 115 | 69 |
147 | She's not a damsel in distress. She's kicking my butt. | 1.6039 | 0.03401 | 467 | 255 | 142 | 70 |
148 | Set point. Then, I've gotta fly. | 1.6034 | 0.03667 | 406 | 223 | 121 | 62 |
149 | Pretend that we just met and you haven't seen me naked. | 1.6032 | 0.03528 | 441 | 243 | 130 | 68 |
150 | Let's take a break. Dinner's almost here. | 1.6027 | 0.03574 | 443 | 248 | 123 | 72 |
151 | He's here. Quick, act distressed! | 1.6026 | 0.03525 | 453 | 253 | 127 | 73 |
152 | I'll let you win if you get rid of him. | 1.6014 | 0.03499 | 419 | 224 | 138 | 57 |
153 | OK, this is for the winning point. If I loose I have to eat him, and if you loose you have to marry him. | 1.6005 | 0.03691 | 403 | 223 | 118 | 62 |
154 | When are you going to tell your ex that you've moved on? | 1.5996 | 0.03389 | 472 | 260 | 141 | 71 |
155 | Don’t bother. She’s already slaying me with her topspin. | 1.5996 | 0.03551 | 447 | 251 | 124 | 72 |
156 | Gimme a minute,my lunch is being delivered. | 1.5986 | 0.03457 | 441 | 240 | 138 | 63 |
157 | We'll have to finish this another day. I think your ride is here. | 1.5986 | 0.03458 | 436 | 236 | 139 | 61 |
158 | It's 20-3. He can't save you. | 1.5977 | 0.03617 | 430 | 242 | 119 | 69 |
159 | I win: You have to marry him. You win: I have to eat him, armor and all. | 1.5976 | 0.03685 | 420 | 238 | 113 | 69 |
160 | So being two sets down qualifies you as a damsel in distress? | 1.5973 | 0.03436 | 452 | 248 | 138 | 66 |
161 | Here comes that guy who insists the table should be round. | 1.5971 | 0.03492 | 479 | 275 | 122 | 82 |
162 | If he starts to mansplain, I want you to torch him. | 1.5969 | 0.04009 | 392 | 234 | 82 | 76 |
163 | Time out. Your Uber's here. | 1.5968 | 0.03441 | 439 | 238 | 140 | 61 |
164 | You think he’s here for you, or for me? | 1.5954 | 0.03645 | 388 | 210 | 125 | 53 |
165 | Well good for you. And I'm a knight of the rectangular table. | 1.5949 | 0.03753 | 395 | 222 | 111 | 62 |
166 | I told you your husband would find out sooner or later. | 1.5947 | 0.03855 | 375 | 211 | 105 | 59 |
167 | Interesting how he shows up right when you're about to lose. | 1.5945 | 0.03635 | 397 | 217 | 124 | 56 |
168 | Still a better ending than Game of Thrones. | 1.5939 | 0.03692 | 394 | 218 | 118 | 58 |
169 | Good, here's the pizza. | 1.5938 | 0.03925 | 384 | 223 | 94 | 67 |
170 | She doesn't NEED saving! She's kicking my butt! | 1.5937 | 0.03712 | 379 | 207 | 119 | 53 |
171 | Oh, of course. Right when I start winning, he shows up. | 1.5925 | 0.03407 | 427 | 228 | 145 | 54 |
172 | Don’t look now, but remember that annoying guy that you’re always hiding in the tower from and asking me to scare him away? | 1.5909 | 0.03939 | 374 | 216 | 95 | 63 |
173 | You might want to stand aside while I fire off this next serve. | 1.5904 | 0.03794 | 376 | 210 | 110 | 56 |
174 | Keep riding. She's killing me on her own. | 1.5900 | 0.03651 | 400 | 222 | 120 | 58 |
175 | In a moment we can play horseshoes. | 1.5894 | 0.03924 | 397 | 236 | 88 | 73 |
176 | 10-0; who's the damsel in distress now | 1.5891 | 0.03353 | 460 | 252 | 145 | 63 |
177 | Well, isn't this charming? | 1.5884 | 0.03769 | 362 | 198 | 115 | 49 |
178 | Here comes your knight in shining armor bringing a sword to a paddle fight. | 1.5879 | 0.03802 | 398 | 230 | 102 | 66 |
179 | Yeah right, facing match point hardly qualifies as “in distress”. | 1.5876 | 0.03613 | 388 | 211 | 126 | 51 |
180 | If you win, you get to marry the knight. If I win, I get to eat him and his horse. | 1.5864 | 0.03865 | 353 | 196 | 107 | 50 |
181 | Whoever wins gets the prince..... | 1.5862 | 0.03778 | 435 | 262 | 91 | 82 |
182 | Winner takes the white knight | 1.5852 | 0.04156 | 352 | 210 | 78 | 64 |
183 | Anyway that’s why I’ve come to like you so much more than that blowhard, selfish, vain—he’s right behind me isn’t he? | 1.5850 | 0.03937 | 359 | 205 | 98 | 56 |
184 | Ok, but if we play doubles the horse is on your team. | 1.5849 | 0.04076 | 371 | 223 | 79 | 69 |
185 | Ha, your Knight brought a sword to a paddle fight | 1.5836 | 0.03888 | 353 | 198 | 104 | 51 |
186 | Is your ex a knight, and does he ride a white horse? | 1.5833 | 0.03714 | 372 | 205 | 117 | 50 |
187 | Whoever gets this point gets the knight | 1.5829 | 0.03704 | 398 | 226 | 112 | 60 |
188 | Quick, your husband’s coming. Act natural. | 1.5822 | 0.03876 | 371 | 213 | 100 | 58 |
189 | No, you can't eat him if you win. He's my ride. | 1.5817 | 0.03842 | 361 | 203 | 106 | 52 |
190 | Ohh.. I thought you were saying we could play until NIGHT came. | 1.5809 | 0.03971 | 346 | 197 | 97 | 52 |
191 | Alright, best two out of three gets the Prince | 1.5808 | 0.03946 | 365 | 212 | 94 | 59 |
192 | Looks like we’re headed to sudden death. | 1.5802 | 0.04020 | 343 | 197 | 93 | 53 |
193 | Looks like your knight in shining armor is about to become your latest flame. | 1.5801 | 0.04029 | 362 | 214 | 86 | 62 |
194 | Best two out of -- wait, food's here. | 1.5801 | 0.03972 | 362 | 211 | 92 | 59 |
195 | Last game. Knight is coming. | 1.5800 | 0.03936 | 350 | 199 | 99 | 52 |
196 | Damn, my lunch meeting is early. | 1.5796 | 0.03965 | 314 | 171 | 104 | 39 |
197 | That's 19-2. So yeah, I'd say you're in distress. | 1.5795 | 0.03898 | 352 | 199 | 102 | 51 |
198 | Time out, Babe…as Jim Morrison said,“Time to set the knight on fire!” | 1.5791 | 0.04102 | 354 | 211 | 81 | 62 |
199 | Finally. Lunch delivery. | 1.5789 | 0.03803 | 361 | 202 | 109 | 50 |
200 | He really can't let you have any fun, can he? | 1.5774 | 0.03726 | 381 | 215 | 112 | 54 |
201 | If they want to play doubles, I'm not taking the horse. | 1.5772 | 0.03552 | 395 | 217 | 128 | 50 |
202 | I did say I'm slaying you but he just takes everything too literally | 1.5769 | 0.03740 | 364 | 202 | 114 | 48 |
203 | Hold on a sec, dinner's here. | 1.5763 | 0.03863 | 354 | 200 | 104 | 50 |
204 | So I finally take the lead and you-know-who shows up to save you. | 1.5761 | 0.04140 | 335 | 197 | 83 | 55 |
205 | Match point—nothing can save you now. | 1.5760 | 0.03923 | 342 | 193 | 101 | 48 |
206 | This is match point, if you win I'll give you back your seven dwarfs. | 1.5756 | 0.03607 | 410 | 233 | 118 | 59 |
207 | I asked who wants to play the dragon not who wants to slay the dragon. | 1.5752 | 0.03705 | 379 | 213 | 114 | 52 |
208 | Sorry, Princess, my 3:30 is here. | 1.5751 | 0.03872 | 353 | 200 | 103 | 50 |
209 | No, really, look. He's right behind you. | 1.5751 | 0.03913 | 353 | 202 | 99 | 52 |
210 | Loser has to marry the prince | 1.5746 | 0.03956 | 362 | 212 | 92 | 58 |
211 | Finally, my lunch is here. | 1.5743 | 0.03828 | 343 | 190 | 109 | 44 |
212 | Please don’t tell me you still haven’t told him… | 1.5741 | 0.04186 | 317 | 184 | 84 | 49 |
213 | One more point and let's call it a knight. | 1.5740 | 0.04002 | 331 | 188 | 96 | 47 |
214 | Next point wins. Remember, I win, I eat you both. You win, I only eat him. | 1.5730 | 0.03813 | 370 | 212 | 104 | 54 |
215 | One more before Mr. Knight-errant arrives and makes it all about him. | 1.5726 | 0.03706 | 379 | 214 | 113 | 52 |
216 | I just find it very curious that he only shows up when you're losing and we've got serious money riding on the game. | 1.5723 | 0.04083 | 339 | 199 | 86 | 54 |
217 | ANOTHER OLD BOYFRIEND? Does "Chaste" even mean what it used to? | 1.5723 | 0.03955 | 346 | 199 | 96 | 51 |
218 | Agreed. Winner gets the knight for a bite or the night. | 1.5714 | 0.04046 | 336 | 195 | 90 | 51 |
219 | Leave it to a knight to bring a lance to a pingpong game. | 1.5710 | 0.03924 | 352 | 203 | 97 | 52 |
220 | If I win I get the horse and you get the prince | 1.5710 | 0.03951 | 324 | 181 | 101 | 42 |
221 | She’s up three games to zip – I’m the one who needs rescuing. | 1.5706 | 0.03917 | 333 | 187 | 102 | 44 |
222 | If he carries you off again, you forfeit! | 1.5702 | 0.03823 | 349 | 196 | 107 | 46 |
223 | Put your paddle down. There's a hot guy on a white steed behind you and I think he's coming to sweep one of us off our feet. | 1.5701 | 0.03880 | 321 | 176 | 107 | 38 |
224 | Quick, act natural. | 1.5691 | 0.03781 | 362 | 205 | 108 | 49 |
225 | Take your time. She’s already slaying me. | 1.5684 | 0.03954 | 329 | 186 | 99 | 44 |
226 | Winner gets the prince… | 1.5681 | 0.04153 | 345 | 209 | 76 | 60 |
227 | Ok, we are agreed that the winner gets the kingdom and the loser has to deal with the idiot on the horse, right? | 1.5675 | 0.03753 | 363 | 205 | 110 | 48 |
228 | Oh crap, here he comes. Look distressed. | 1.5668 | 0.03883 | 337 | 190 | 103 | 44 |
229 | Make sure he knows I’m Puff.” | 1.5656 | 0.04230 | 320 | 191 | 77 | 52 |
230 | I thought you said you told him about us. | 1.5656 | 0.04136 | 320 | 187 | 85 | 48 |
231 | Here comes George, the guy just slays me! | 1.5655 | 0.04183 | 313 | 183 | 83 | 47 |
232 | I thought you said your husband wasn't coming back 'til Tuesday!? | 1.5652 | 0.03891 | 368 | 217 | 94 | 57 |
233 | Hey! Look back there! No, really. | 1.5639 | 0.04197 | 321 | 191 | 79 | 51 |
234 | With the knight approaching, we move to sudden death. | 1.5623 | 0.03862 | 329 | 184 | 105 | 40 |
235 | How about if I win I get to eat him and if you win you get to marry him?” | 1.5617 | 0.03907 | 324 | 182 | 102 | 40 |
236 | We need to take a break. Lunch is here. | 1.5615 | 0.03816 | 358 | 206 | 103 | 49 |
237 | You don't need a knight. It's ping-pong not chess. | 1.5612 | 0.04061 | 335 | 198 | 86 | 51 |
238 | Chivalry may not be dead. But it will be if he interrupts game point. | 1.5605 | 0.04052 | 314 | 180 | 92 | 42 |
239 | Do you want to tell him or should I? | 1.5604 | 0.04271 | 298 | 175 | 79 | 44 |
240 | When you say, “Bring the heat,” you do realize what could happen here, right princess? | 1.5601 | 0.03957 | 316 | 178 | 99 | 39 |
241 | He can’t save you this time toots, I’m on fire. | 1.5601 | 0.03896 | 341 | 196 | 99 | 46 |
242 | Last game. It's almost knight time. | 1.5600 | 0.04089 | 325 | 191 | 86 | 48 |
243 | The winner gets the Prince!! | 1.5587 | 0.04117 | 315 | 184 | 86 | 45 |
244 | Here comes another one. Want me to eat this guy too? | 1.5581 | 0.04291 | 301 | 179 | 76 | 46 |
245 | Uh-oh. Here comes one of the knights of the tennis table. | 1.5579 | 0.03749 | 337 | 187 | 112 | 38 |
246 | One more point and we'll break for lunch. | 1.5570 | 0.04098 | 307 | 177 | 89 | 41 |
247 | Don’t look now…but it’s a heteronormative knight in shining armor whose aim is to confine you to the gendered role of damsel in distress. | 1.5556 | 0.04389 | 297 | 180 | 69 | 48 |
248 | Here comes the prince, tell him I'm your cousin. | 1.5544 | 0.04126 | 294 | 168 | 89 | 37 |
249 | If he tries to mansplain topspin to you I'll toast his head like a marshmallow. | 1.5539 | 0.03969 | 343 | 203 | 90 | 50 |
250 | Hope he’s here to rescue your backhand. | 1.5539 | 0.04351 | 269 | 155 | 79 | 35 |
251 | This'll have to be match point, Princess. Your ride is here. | 1.5535 | 0.03891 | 318 | 179 | 102 | 37 |
252 | Can we finish this game after lunch? | 1.5524 | 0.04385 | 286 | 171 | 72 | 43 |
253 | He’s going to get really upset when he finds out what else we do. | 1.5521 | 0.04286 | 326 | 203 | 66 | 57 |
254 | Oh, here we go again, here comes Mr I-Once-Beat-A-Dragon | 1.5521 | 0.04192 | 288 | 166 | 85 | 37 |
255 | Here comes our Uber Eats. | 1.5518 | 0.04041 | 328 | 194 | 87 | 47 |
256 | Loser has to go home with him | 1.5517 | 0.03883 | 348 | 204 | 96 | 48 |
257 | Fine, we can play doubles, but this time YOU get the horse on your team. | 1.5517 | 0.06185 | 145 | 87 | 36 | 22 |
258 | Let’s GO! My ride’s almost here! | 1.5500 | 0.04500 | 260 | 153 | 71 | 36 |
259 | Damn autocorrect ... I meant to tell him about you, a hot damsel in this dress, not distress! | 1.5500 | 0.04305 | 300 | 181 | 73 | 46 |
260 | I thought you were going to tell him about us? | 1.5495 | 0.04110 | 293 | 168 | 89 | 36 |
261 | Great! I think our pizza is here. | 1.5492 | 0.04072 | 315 | 185 | 87 | 43 |
262 | Is that your ride, or my delivery? | 1.5492 | 0.04173 | 295 | 172 | 84 | 39 |
263 | Match point. Winner gets the prince. | 1.5479 | 0.04317 | 292 | 175 | 74 | 43 |
264 | Must you be saved from *everything*?? | 1.5472 | 0.04625 | 265 | 162 | 61 | 42 |
265 | If he really wants to rescue you, he'd teach you a decent backhand. | 1.5464 | 0.04344 | 280 | 166 | 75 | 39 |
266 | Is he vaccinated at least? | 1.5464 | 0.04101 | 302 | 176 | 87 | 39 |
267 | Does he always come before you finish? | 1.5455 | 0.04440 | 308 | 195 | 58 | 55 |
268 | Damn, and I just ate | 1.5455 | 0.04493 | 253 | 148 | 72 | 33 |
269 | Looks like your ex still can't accept the fact that we're a couple now. | 1.5451 | 0.04636 | 255 | 154 | 63 | 38 |
270 | I thought you said you broke up. | 1.5447 | 0.04302 | 257 | 146 | 82 | 29 |
271 | Oh shoot. Your ride's here. | 1.5441 | 0.04554 | 261 | 157 | 66 | 38 |
272 | Did you guys get back together again? | 1.5440 | 0.04427 | 250 | 144 | 76 | 30 |
273 | Whoever loses has to marry him | 1.5430 | 0.04302 | 291 | 175 | 74 | 42 |
274 | Last set. My Uber ride is here. | 1.5422 | 0.03961 | 332 | 197 | 90 | 45 |
275 | Oh, great. Here cometh one of your Knights of the Rectangular Table. | 1.5417 | 0.04451 | 264 | 157 | 71 | 36 |
276 | How do you feel about barbecued ribs tonight? | 1.5414 | 0.04361 | 266 | 156 | 76 | 34 |
277 | Ignore that idiot. He will only play on a round table. | 1.5409 | 0.04363 | 281 | 169 | 72 | 40 |
278 | My last game, here comes my ride. | 1.5409 | 0.04577 | 257 | 155 | 65 | 37 |
279 | Oh great. Not again! Would you stop screaming “This dragon is killing me!” so loudly?! | 1.5398 | 0.04242 | 289 | 172 | 78 | 39 |
280 | Ugh this guy again. And I bet you history will only share his version of the story | 1.5394 | 0.04232 | 254 | 143 | 85 | 26 |
281 | You win, you marry. I win, I eat. | 1.5392 | 0.04362 | 293 | 180 | 68 | 45 |
282 | Yes, we can play mixed doubles but you get the horse. | 1.5392 | 0.04281 | 293 | 177 | 74 | 42 |
283 | You need to turn your location services off | 1.5392 | 0.04335 | 293 | 179 | 70 | 44 |
284 | I’m not going to fall for, The Prince is right behind you, trick again. | 1.5387 | 0.03901 | 323 | 188 | 96 | 39 |
285 | Well, look who found some balls. | 1.5368 | 0.04374 | 285 | 174 | 69 | 42 |
286 | So the winner rules the kingdom and the loser will work in a theme park for eternity? | 1.5358 | 0.04567 | 265 | 163 | 62 | 40 |
287 | Don't turn around. That guy in the metal suit is back. | 1.5357 | 0.04404 | 252 | 147 | 75 | 30 |
288 | Hey pal, the round table is over the next hill. | 1.5353 | 0.04703 | 241 | 146 | 61 | 34 |
289 | I think it's about time you told your husband about us | 1.5352 | 0.04593 | 256 | 156 | 63 | 37 |
290 | you even catered snacks? best game night ever! | 1.5347 | 0.04645 | 245 | 148 | 63 | 34 |
291 | Don't look now, but I'm about to get stabbed, and worse, you're about to get mansplained. | 1.5345 | 0.04378 | 275 | 166 | 71 | 38 |
292 | Let's take a break. Here comes my lunch. | 1.5345 | 0.04096 | 275 | 157 | 89 | 29 |
293 | After years of distracting her with “Hey look, a prince!” He wondered if she would even turn around this time… | 1.5342 | 0.04508 | 292 | 186 | 56 | 50 |
294 | Winner winner, knight for dîner ! | 1.5342 | 0.04850 | 234 | 144 | 55 | 35 |
295 | Fable tennis. | 1.5338 | 0.04616 | 266 | 166 | 58 | 42 |
296 | Princess,your uber is here. | 1.5333 | 0.04573 | 255 | 155 | 64 | 36 |
297 | Well, well, well... if it isn't Sir Losealot. | 1.5331 | 0.04322 | 272 | 162 | 75 | 35 |
298 | Game point. Only a knight on a white horse can save you now! | 1.5328 | 0.04519 | 259 | 157 | 66 | 36 |
299 | Oh. So now I have his attention. | 1.5326 | 0.04053 | 276 | 157 | 91 | 28 |
300 | That shiny guy with the savior complex is back. | 1.5324 | 0.04282 | 278 | 166 | 76 | 36 |
301 | Guys, I found my sword! | 1.5314 | 0.04397 | 271 | 164 | 70 | 37 |
302 | Oh, great! It’s your ex. | 1.5311 | 0.04705 | 241 | 147 | 60 | 34 |
303 | Did you leave your location on again? | 1.5309 | 0.04439 | 275 | 169 | 66 | 40 |
304 | I swear to God, Susan, your exes are the worst. | 1.5305 | 0.04577 | 262 | 162 | 61 | 39 |
305 | ‘he really can’t handle you having male friends...’ | 1.5299 | 0.04467 | 268 | 164 | 66 | 38 |
306 | You're early. We have the table for another 10 minutes! | 1.5297 | 0.04388 | 236 | 135 | 77 | 24 |
307 | Why did you call Uber? – I told you I would fly you home after our game. | 1.5296 | 0.04210 | 287 | 172 | 78 | 37 |
308 | Aren't you more into round tables? | 1.5290 | 0.04247 | 259 | 150 | 81 | 28 |
309 | Loser has to appease someone’s fragile masculinity. | 1.5285 | 0.04402 | 263 | 158 | 71 | 34 |
310 | Winner gets the knight in shining armor | 1.5283 | 0.04377 | 265 | 159 | 72 | 34 |
311 | And now for the sudden death round. | 1.5281 | 0.04417 | 267 | 162 | 69 | 36 |
312 | The game has entered sudden death. | 1.5276 | 0.04380 | 254 | 150 | 74 | 30 |
313 | Let's see how Mr. Big Shot handles himself at a rectangular table. | 1.5271 | 0.04467 | 258 | 156 | 68 | 34 |
314 | Back off Charming! It's match point. | 1.5260 | 0.04218 | 289 | 175 | 76 | 38 |
315 | Fine. But the horse plays on your team this time. | 1.5257 | 0.04569 | 253 | 155 | 63 | 35 |
316 | White Knight my ass. That’s Ted Cruz in a rented outfit looking for a photo op. | 1.5253 | 0.05104 | 217 | 137 | 46 | 34 |
317 | Agreed, one more game then on to sudden - death | 1.5248 | 0.04178 | 282 | 168 | 80 | 34 |
318 | Did you tell him he could "play" the winner, or "slay" the winner? | 1.5233 | 0.04400 | 258 | 155 | 71 | 32 |
319 | Uh oh, it looks like you're about to be fined for not wearing a bikini bottom... | 1.5232 | 0.04767 | 237 | 147 | 56 | 34 |
320 | I thought you said you’d broken up with that guy. | 1.5230 | 0.04350 | 239 | 138 | 77 | 24 |
321 | You promised it was over with the Prince. | 1.5225 | 0.04807 | 222 | 135 | 58 | 29 |
322 | We got a restraining order and we moved to the alps. What more do we need to do to avoid your ex? | 1.5223 | 0.04899 | 224 | 139 | 53 | 32 |
323 | Last point. Loser gets stuck with the knight. | 1.5216 | 0.04650 | 232 | 140 | 63 | 29 |
324 | Well, here comes Sir Killjoy. | 1.5211 | 0.04328 | 261 | 156 | 74 | 31 |
325 | I'm for real this time. There's a knight in shining armor behind you. | 1.5203 | 0.04634 | 246 | 152 | 60 | 34 |
326 | She’s hardly “in distress”! I’m only up three points! | 1.5200 | 0.04506 | 250 | 152 | 66 | 32 |
327 | Lose,and you have to marry him. | 1.5200 | 0.04542 | 250 | 153 | 64 | 33 |
328 | Oh great,here comes Sir Lobs-a-lot. | 1.5198 | 0.04479 | 252 | 153 | 67 | 32 |
329 | First come, first served. | 1.5190 | 0.04831 | 210 | 126 | 59 | 25 |
330 | You haven't told him yet, have you? | 1.5187 | 0.04852 | 241 | 154 | 49 | 38 |
331 | Do you even know this guy? | 1.5185 | 0.04685 | 216 | 128 | 64 | 24 |
332 | Him? Surely you joust. | 1.5184 | 0.04539 | 245 | 149 | 65 | 31 |
333 | He might have shining armor but I have a flaming serve. | 1.5181 | 0.04661 | 249 | 156 | 57 | 36 |
334 | Could you tell your boyfriend you're not in distress, you're just down two points? | 1.5180 | 0.04193 | 278 | 167 | 78 | 33 |
335 | Let’s agree. The winner gets the Prince! | 1.5177 | 0.04826 | 226 | 140 | 55 | 31 |
336 | Wasn't he working from home? | 1.5174 | 0.04641 | 230 | 139 | 63 | 28 |
337 | We'll have to continue this after lunch. | 1.5167 | 0.04534 | 240 | 145 | 66 | 29 |
338 | Does your husband know we are just having a friendly game? | 1.5163 | 0.04598 | 246 | 152 | 61 | 33 |
339 | Why does he always show up when I’m on game point | 1.5157 | 0.04275 | 254 | 150 | 77 | 27 |
340 | Daryl! Gwen! They're ready for the big fight scene on the set! | 1.5157 | 0.04876 | 223 | 139 | 53 | 31 |
341 | No. I didn’t say he was funny. I said, he slays me. | 1.5150 | 0.04390 | 233 | 136 | 74 | 23 |
342 | Ugh, thank god. This must mean lockdown is over. | 1.5150 | 0.04556 | 233 | 140 | 66 | 27 |
343 | You said it was girls’ night. | 1.5149 | 0.04875 | 235 | 150 | 49 | 36 |
344 | Match point! Winner gets a knight to remember. | 1.5149 | 0.05072 | 202 | 125 | 50 | 27 |
345 | You bet she’s in distress - I’m up six-love and it’s my serve. | 1.5143 | 0.04878 | 210 | 128 | 56 | 26 |
346 | Last point Princess. Here comes lunch! | 1.5142 | 0.04548 | 247 | 152 | 63 | 32 |
347 | I thought you disabled location services. | 1.5140 | 0.04855 | 214 | 131 | 56 | 27 |
348 | Loser marries the prince. | 1.5139 | 0.05125 | 216 | 139 | 43 | 34 |
349 | Winner takes Charming. | 1.5129 | 0.04731 | 232 | 144 | 57 | 31 |
350 | He's back. Why can't you just tell him you're not interested? | 1.5129 | 0.04447 | 232 | 137 | 71 | 24 |
351 | We may have to cut this short | 1.5125 | 0.04686 | 240 | 150 | 57 | 33 |
352 | Next point wins. Dinner arrived early. | 1.5117 | 0.04827 | 213 | 130 | 57 | 26 |
353 | Hurry up! Apparently I’m not the only one slaying you today. | 1.5110 | 0.04646 | 227 | 138 | 62 | 27 |
354 | Did you order takeout? You know I don’t like my kebab wrapped in foil | 1.5106 | 0.04724 | 235 | 147 | 56 | 32 |
355 | I know he makes you feel safe, but I just get the feeling he doesn’t like me. | 1.5105 | 0.04471 | 239 | 144 | 68 | 27 |
356 | That annoying savior-boyfriend is back. Want me to singe his backside again? | 1.5101 | 0.04249 | 247 | 145 | 78 | 24 |
357 | Oh, bother! Here come the rules committee. | 1.5100 | 0.04412 | 249 | 151 | 69 | 29 |
358 | It's your ex. | 1.5100 | 0.05257 | 200 | 128 | 42 | 30 |
359 | Well, this is awkward | 1.5098 | 0.04687 | 204 | 120 | 64 | 20 |
360 | Quick, act like we're fighting. | 1.5097 | 0.04251 | 259 | 155 | 76 | 28 |
361 | Apparently interrupting my serve is what passes for chivalry these days. | 1.5096 | 0.04819 | 208 | 126 | 58 | 24 |
362 | Oh great, another knight. How do they know to come "rescue" you when I'm winning? | 1.5088 | 0.04461 | 228 | 135 | 70 | 23 |
363 | One more game, then I need to to heat up my lunch | 1.5085 | 0.04701 | 234 | 146 | 57 | 31 |
364 | He’ll never serve you like I do. | 1.5084 | 0.04525 | 238 | 145 | 65 | 28 |
365 | It’s been fun, but it’s almost knight time. | 1.5084 | 0.04602 | 238 | 147 | 61 | 30 |
366 | I'm going to put a little heat on this one. | 1.5083 | 0.04379 | 240 | 143 | 72 | 25 |
367 | And if I win, your boyfriend has to wear your stupid hat to tomorrow's jousting tournament. | 1.5079 | 0.04276 | 254 | 152 | 75 | 27 |
368 | Your choice, being slain by a knight or beaten by a girl. | 1.5066 | 0.04561 | 227 | 137 | 65 | 25 |
369 | I’ll play you for him? | 1.5064 | 0.04528 | 235 | 143 | 65 | 27 |
370 | Here he comes again, Sir "Controlling Ex Boyfriend" | 1.5063 | 0.04392 | 239 | 143 | 71 | 25 |
371 | Doubles? Wait until you see MY partner. | 1.5061 | 0.04549 | 247 | 154 | 61 | 32 |
372 | I told you you should have told him about us. | 1.5055 | 0.04243 | 271 | 166 | 73 | 32 |
373 | Game point! Only a knight in shining armor can save you now. | 1.5049 | 0.04938 | 204 | 126 | 53 | 25 |
374 | Fine. But if I win, I'm eating you both. | 1.5044 | 0.04631 | 228 | 140 | 61 | 27 |
375 | Quick - slip back into your chastity belt. | 1.5042 | 0.04747 | 236 | 150 | 53 | 33 |
376 | ‘Ok, either you get him or I get him. This point decides it.’ | 1.5040 | 0.04352 | 248 | 150 | 71 | 27 |
377 | Hey damsel, being down a game hardly qualifies as distress | 1.5038 | 0.04030 | 266 | 156 | 86 | 24 |
378 | Tell your knight in shining armour that those fires were started by global warming, not me. | 1.5034 | 0.05684 | 149 | 91 | 41 | 17 |
379 | I'll be with you in a minute! This is match point. | 1.5023 | 0.04816 | 219 | 137 | 54 | 28 |
380 | Last game. Your ride's here | 1.5022 | 0.04545 | 231 | 141 | 64 | 26 |
381 | Quick,act imprisoned! | 1.5021 | 0.04597 | 233 | 144 | 61 | 28 |
382 | Dang. Hold my paddle. | 1.5021 | 0.04702 | 239 | 152 | 54 | 33 |
383 | Don’t turn around! Here comes Sir Cheats-a-Lot | 1.5021 | 0.04444 | 241 | 147 | 67 | 27 |
384 | This guy knows you're kicking my ass, right? | 1.5000 | 0.04915 | 208 | 130 | 52 | 26 |
385 | Just play it cool, make it look like we are just playing ping pong. He will never suspect a thing! | 1.5000 | 0.05350 | 186 | 119 | 41 | 26 |
386 | First to 21 gets the knight! | 1.5000 | 0.04612 | 240 | 151 | 58 | 31 |
387 | Just when I was starting to get hot. | 1.5000 | 0.04755 | 200 | 120 | 60 | 20 |
388 | Hey buddy, you know you're actually rescuing ME here, right? | 1.4979 | 0.04296 | 237 | 141 | 74 | 22 |
389 | Don't worry. That's my Lyft. | 1.4976 | 0.04656 | 209 | 126 | 62 | 21 |
390 | Here comes your ride. | 1.4975 | 0.04685 | 201 | 120 | 62 | 19 |
391 | Never bring a sword to a ping pong fight. | 1.4973 | 0.04878 | 187 | 112 | 57 | 18 |
392 | Great. Here comes Prince Buzzkill. | 1.4957 | 0.04740 | 234 | 150 | 52 | 32 |
393 | My lady, let's finish this game. My lunch is about to arrive. | 1.4955 | 0.04693 | 224 | 140 | 57 | 27 |
394 | Let's wrap this up. Your ride is here. | 1.4954 | 0.04867 | 216 | 137 | 51 | 28 |
395 | Can I at least get my serve in before you're 'rescued'? | 1.4954 | 0.04640 | 216 | 132 | 61 | 23 |
396 | Please tell me he brought some balls with him this time. | 1.4952 | 0.04689 | 210 | 128 | 60 | 22 |
397 | I hope he's coming to my rescue because you're already slaying me. | 1.4952 | 0.04722 | 208 | 127 | 59 | 22 |
398 | Takeout's here! | 1.4947 | 0.05103 | 190 | 119 | 48 | 23 |
399 | Okay...winner gets him. | 1.4940 | 0.04459 | 251 | 158 | 62 | 31 |
400 | He's confused that it's not a round table. | 1.4930 | 0.04416 | 215 | 127 | 70 | 18 |
401 | Right on time. I’m starved. | 1.4930 | 0.04794 | 215 | 135 | 54 | 26 |
402 | She's already slaying me! | 1.4928 | 0.04850 | 209 | 131 | 53 | 25 |
403 | Oh how cliche.” | 1.4928 | 0.04788 | 207 | 128 | 56 | 23 |
404 | I think he’s just upset that ping-pong became an Olympic sport while jousting has been ignored for so long. | 1.4927 | 0.04619 | 205 | 123 | 63 | 19 |
405 | Break's over. Looks like they're ready to shoot the battle scene. | 1.4925 | 0.04943 | 201 | 126 | 51 | 24 |
406 | The winner gets him. | 1.4925 | 0.05189 | 201 | 131 | 41 | 29 |
407 | Princess Adalind was astonished at the skill her future mother-in-law displayed at table tennis. | 1.4922 | 0.05304 | 193 | 126 | 39 | 28 |
408 | This won't save you...he's only good at a round table. | 1.4921 | 0.04955 | 189 | 116 | 53 | 20 |
409 | Time out! Here comes the pizza! | 1.4916 | 0.04525 | 238 | 149 | 61 | 28 |
410 | They probably want to play Doubles. I’ll take the horse. | 1.4916 | 0.04324 | 238 | 144 | 71 | 23 |
411 | Doesn't he know the paddle is mightier than the sword? | 1.4902 | 0.04987 | 204 | 130 | 48 | 26 |
412 | Who brings a sword to table tennis? | 1.4890 | 0.05153 | 182 | 114 | 47 | 21 |
413 | Excuse me while I take a smoke break. | 1.4889 | 0.05013 | 180 | 110 | 52 | 18 |
414 | I don't care whose coming, you don't stop just when I'm winning. | 1.4888 | 0.05418 | 178 | 115 | 39 | 24 |
415 | Uber eats is here. Did you order your knight smoked or blackened? | 1.4886 | 0.04728 | 219 | 138 | 55 | 26 |
416 | Make this the last set. Dinner just arrived. | 1.4883 | 0.04640 | 213 | 131 | 60 | 22 |
417 | Should I be the one to tell him, or should you? | 1.4879 | 0.04836 | 207 | 130 | 53 | 24 |
418 | I see now this was all a diversion. | 1.4872 | 0.05056 | 195 | 124 | 47 | 24 |
419 | Quick, act distressed! | 1.4860 | 0.05277 | 179 | 114 | 43 | 22 |
420 | Food is here, finally, I’m hungry | 1.4860 | 0.05076 | 214 | 142 | 40 | 32 |
421 | When I say duck, DUCK! | 1.4857 | 0.05062 | 210 | 138 | 42 | 30 |
422 | Quick! Look distressed. | 1.4854 | 0.04059 | 239 | 140 | 82 | 17 |
423 | Let's pause. My Grubhub is here. | 1.4851 | 0.04974 | 202 | 129 | 48 | 25 |
424 | At least he’s wearing his mask. | 1.4851 | 0.04823 | 202 | 126 | 54 | 22 |
425 | This guy thinks we should play on a round table. | 1.4847 | 0.04932 | 196 | 123 | 51 | 22 |
426 | Loser has to marry him. | 1.4845 | 0.04969 | 194 | 122 | 50 | 22 |
427 | Lunch break! | 1.4845 | 0.04969 | 194 | 122 | 50 | 22 |
428 | Loser goes home with the prince. | 1.4844 | 0.04785 | 192 | 117 | 57 | 18 |
429 | For the life of me, I'll NEVER understand what you see in that guy. | 1.4842 | 0.05209 | 190 | 123 | 42 | 25 |
430 | Seriously, a knight in shining armor because you’re losing at ping-pong? | 1.4840 | 0.04858 | 219 | 142 | 48 | 29 |
431 | Well, you're off the hook, I see lunch coming up over the hill. | 1.4839 | 0.05183 | 186 | 119 | 44 | 23 |
432 | Darn, your ride is here. | 1.4837 | 0.04927 | 215 | 140 | 46 | 29 |
433 | Let me guess, you didn't tell him you were meeting me? | 1.4833 | 0.04605 | 209 | 128 | 61 | 20 |
434 | Finally—the pizza's here! | 1.4831 | 0.05177 | 178 | 112 | 46 | 20 |
435 | Look who’s right on time to save you from an embarrassing defeat | 1.4826 | 0.04840 | 201 | 126 | 53 | 22 |
436 | He only plays on a round table. | 1.4822 | 0.05219 | 197 | 130 | 39 | 28 |
437 | I may be a dragon, but he's a drag. | 1.4807 | 0.05462 | 181 | 120 | 35 | 26 |
438 | All good fun till the archaic one who solves problems with violence shows up. | 1.4807 | 0.05405 | 181 | 119 | 37 | 25 |
439 | This happens every time I'm about to roast you. | 1.4804 | 0.04838 | 204 | 129 | 52 | 23 |
440 | He’s come to ask your forehand in marriage. | 1.4802 | 0.04880 | 177 | 107 | 55 | 15 |
441 | Crap - act distressed … | 1.4794 | 0.04634 | 194 | 117 | 61 | 16 |
442 | I am sorry. No steroids, no smartphones, and no princes on white horses. Those are the rules. | 1.4793 | 0.05247 | 169 | 106 | 45 | 18 |
443 | Alright, one more then, but if I win this time I get to eat your boyfriend. | 1.4789 | 0.04820 | 190 | 117 | 55 | 18 |
444 | If he tells one more Monty Python joke, he's toast." | 1.4785 | 0.05389 | 163 | 103 | 42 | 18 |
445 | Oh god. here comes another one. | 1.4780 | 0.05325 | 182 | 119 | 39 | 24 |
446 | Oh great! You brought snacks! | 1.4774 | 0.04875 | 199 | 126 | 51 | 22 |
447 | Wait your turn, I'm already getting killed here. | 1.4772 | 0.04964 | 197 | 126 | 48 | 23 |
448 | Why does he always show up when you’re losing? | 1.4767 | 0.05114 | 172 | 107 | 48 | 17 |
449 | Late again! How Charming! | 1.4767 | 0.05040 | 193 | 124 | 46 | 23 |
450 | You win, I eat him for you. I win, you've got to marry him. | 1.4764 | 0.05187 | 191 | 125 | 41 | 25 |
451 | I thought you told him this was OUR time. | 1.4762 | 0.04659 | 189 | 114 | 60 | 15 |
452 | No way! I scorched him in the semis! | 1.4762 | 0.04952 | 189 | 119 | 50 | 20 |
453 | Help! She's beating me! | 1.4759 | 0.04991 | 187 | 118 | 49 | 20 |
454 | He never laughs when I say that the paddle is mightier than the sword. | 1.4754 | 0.04828 | 183 | 112 | 55 | 16 |
455 | She can fight her own battles, you tin can! | 1.4752 | 0.04872 | 202 | 129 | 50 | 23 |
456 | Your Uber is here. | 1.4751 | 0.05516 | 181 | 122 | 32 | 27 |
457 | Quick, act like you’re in distress | 1.4749 | 0.04968 | 179 | 111 | 51 | 17 |
458 | I’m not saying i’m jealous, but what if I just burned off his eyebrows a little? | 1.4747 | 0.04567 | 198 | 120 | 62 | 16 |
459 | I can’t put a positive spin on this. | 1.4742 | 0.04633 | 194 | 118 | 60 | 16 |
460 | If you take that long to fetch the ball next time we're not letting you be the ball boy anymore" | 1.4740 | 0.05349 | 173 | 112 | 40 | 21 |
461 | Oh, look. Here comes Sir Killjoy. | 1.4740 | 0.05113 | 192 | 125 | 43 | 24 |
462 | Don't give me that old 'look out behind you' line, buster! | 1.4731 | 0.05426 | 167 | 108 | 39 | 20 |
463 | Down by a few points does not signify 'in distress' | 1.4724 | 0.04977 | 199 | 129 | 46 | 24 |
464 | Rescue her? Dude, I'M the one who's down by 17. | 1.4721 | 0.04749 | 197 | 123 | 55 | 19 |
465 | Hey knight, you're too late. She's already killing me! | 1.4713 | 0.05199 | 174 | 111 | 44 | 19 |
466 | What IS it with that man and his swords? IF YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH US YOU NEED A PADDLE. A PADDLE!! DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A PADDLE IS?? | 1.4706 | 0.04835 | 204 | 131 | 50 | 23 |
467 | Well then, I get to call MY doubles partner. | 1.4706 | 0.05155 | 170 | 107 | 46 | 17 |
468 | He’s not slaying either of us with that outfit | 1.4702 | 0.05532 | 168 | 111 | 35 | 22 |
469 | Let me get my wife so we can play doubles | 1.4697 | 0.04943 | 198 | 128 | 47 | 23 |
470 | I wouldn't say she's in distress...she's up by 2 games! | 1.4696 | 0.04801 | 181 | 111 | 55 | 15 |
471 | Canned food again, I guess our game will have to wait. | 1.4696 | 0.05050 | 181 | 115 | 47 | 19 |
472 | That's not what I meant when I said you need "more English"... | 1.4694 | 0.04928 | 196 | 126 | 48 | 22 |
473 | Oh, think I will fall for the old knight on a white horse trick, huh ? | 1.4693 | 0.05273 | 179 | 117 | 40 | 22 |
474 | Looks like somebody entered the wrong tournament. | 1.4693 | 0.05091 | 179 | 114 | 46 | 19 |
475 | I must have left the drawbridge down. | 1.4689 | 0.04876 | 177 | 109 | 53 | 15 |
476 | Sudden death? | 1.4688 | 0.05217 | 192 | 128 | 38 | 26 |
477 | What say we drop the paddles, I eat him and you can keep the horse? | 1.4688 | 0.04781 | 192 | 120 | 54 | 18 |
478 | Honey, your ex is here again… | 1.4684 | 0.04931 | 190 | 121 | 49 | 20 |
479 | Happy endings aren’t real. | 1.4681 | 0.04912 | 188 | 119 | 50 | 19 |
480 | If I win . . . he's all mine! | 1.4681 | 0.04912 | 188 | 119 | 50 | 19 |
481 | Dang! Your boyfriend is here. Lets get back into the Dreaded Dragon and Damsels in Distress thing" | 1.4678 | 0.05132 | 171 | 108 | 46 | 17 |
482 | Is that the idiot who kissed you while you slept? | 1.4678 | 0.05199 | 171 | 109 | 44 | 18 |
483 | If you win I'll go fight him. If I win, you go fight him. | 1.4677 | 0.05179 | 186 | 122 | 41 | 23 |
484 | Game point! And my lunch has arrived. | 1.4675 | 0.05038 | 169 | 105 | 49 | 15 |
485 | Who wants to bet he's gonna explain the rules of the game again? | 1.4667 | 0.05190 | 180 | 117 | 42 | 21 |
486 | Guess who's coming to dinner. | 1.4667 | 0.05806 | 150 | 99 | 32 | 19 |
487 | Here comes that jerk with the monogramed paddle again. | 1.4655 | 0.05067 | 174 | 110 | 47 | 17 |
488 | Looks like we need to wrap this up. Your ride is here. | 1.4655 | 0.05001 | 174 | 109 | 49 | 16 |
489 | Well sure, NOW you’re going to win. | 1.4655 | 0.04934 | 174 | 108 | 51 | 15 |
490 | So is that the guy George you were talking about? | 1.4654 | 0.05337 | 159 | 101 | 42 | 16 |
491 | OK - you win you ride away - I win - I flambe. | 1.4647 | 0.04946 | 170 | 105 | 51 | 14 |
492 | I'm not falling for the 'Look, a knight is coming for you' trick again. | 1.4641 | 0.05566 | 153 | 99 | 37 | 17 |
493 | You might want to let me win. | 1.4639 | 0.04687 | 194 | 121 | 56 | 17 |
494 | Don't tell him I kissed you. | 1.4639 | 0.04882 | 166 | 101 | 53 | 12 |
495 | Last game; my rides here. | 1.4633 | 0.04940 | 177 | 111 | 50 | 16 |
496 | Loser gets the prince | 1.4633 | 0.05375 | 177 | 118 | 36 | 23 |
497 | Doubles? You get the horse, I get the knight? | 1.4632 | 0.04872 | 190 | 121 | 50 | 19 |
498 | I win, he’s mine | 1.4630 | 0.05751 | 162 | 110 | 29 | 23 |
499 | Sorry - gotta go. I'm on the Knight shift. | 1.4630 | 0.05408 | 162 | 105 | 39 | 18 |
500 | 20 to 7! He won't get here in time to save you. | 1.4629 | 0.05174 | 175 | 113 | 43 | 19 |
501 | I think we can squeeze one more in before knightfall. | 1.4629 | 0.05110 | 175 | 112 | 45 | 18 |
502 | Alright, one more to eleven and then it's time for the barbecue. | 1.4627 | 0.04835 | 201 | 130 | 49 | 22 |
503 | Oh no, here comes Jeff. He cheats and never brings his own paddle. | 1.4627 | 0.04886 | 201 | 131 | 47 | 23 |
504 | Prepare yourself for some knightsplaining | 1.4625 | 0.05085 | 160 | 99 | 48 | 13 |
505 | I see you two are still texting. | 1.4625 | 0.05162 | 160 | 100 | 46 | 14 |
506 | Uh-oh. Ok, next point wins. | 1.4620 | 0.04987 | 184 | 118 | 47 | 19 |
507 | Match point. Ain't no one gonna save you now,Princess. | 1.4619 | 0.04778 | 210 | 137 | 49 | 24 |
508 | Well look who decided to show up…Mr. Round Table-tennis. | 1.4607 | 0.04796 | 191 | 121 | 52 | 18 |
509 | Well look who got a job as a delivery driver. | 1.4602 | 0.04958 | 176 | 111 | 49 | 16 |
510 | That guy coming over the hill slays me. | 1.4599 | 0.04985 | 187 | 121 | 46 | 20 |
511 | The classic tale of a man coming uninvited to either “save” the princess or “teach” her how to play ping pong. | 1.4599 | 0.04749 | 187 | 117 | 54 | 16 |
512 | Looks like the pizza guy. I can warm it up. | 1.4598 | 0.04999 | 174 | 110 | 48 | 16 |
513 | If that guy thinks he's going to save you, he better have a helluva serve. | 1.4596 | 0.04781 | 198 | 127 | 51 | 20 |
514 | It's match point. Hurry up and serve before this idiot tries to rescue me again. | 1.4593 | 0.05303 | 172 | 113 | 39 | 20 |
515 | Didn't I eat this guy already? | 1.4590 | 0.05005 | 183 | 118 | 46 | 19 |
516 | Jeez...not this asshole again. | 1.4588 | 0.05082 | 170 | 108 | 46 | 16 |
517 | Is your prince vaccinated? | 1.4583 | 0.05161 | 192 | 129 | 38 | 25 |
518 | Oh, big surprise. Match point and he shows up. | 1.4581 | 0.04695 | 203 | 130 | 53 | 20 |
519 | Of course he shows up when it's my serve. | 1.4576 | 0.04937 | 177 | 112 | 49 | 16 |
520 | Here comes another one. Why do they always think you need rescuing? Can’t they see it’s me down by double digits? | 1.4575 | 0.05485 | 153 | 99 | 38 | 16 |
521 | I thought you said you'd broken up with him. | 1.4574 | 0.04907 | 188 | 121 | 48 | 19 |
522 | Last point. I think your ride is here. | 1.4574 | 0.04907 | 188 | 121 | 48 | 19 |
523 | Don’t look now but your ride is here | 1.4571 | 0.05234 | 175 | 115 | 40 | 20 |
524 | Should I eat him or will you try that “Happily Ever After Again?” | 1.4570 | 0.04826 | 186 | 118 | 51 | 17 |
525 | Lo, cometh our Grubhub fare. | 1.4568 | 0.05261 | 162 | 104 | 42 | 16 |
526 | Your date is here. Scorch him or keep playing? | 1.4563 | 0.05309 | 160 | 103 | 41 | 16 |
527 | Let’s make this interesting. Winner gets to take the prince for dinner | 1.4551 | 0.05284 | 167 | 109 | 40 | 18 |
528 | Stop trying to distract me, knights in shining armour don't exist... | 1.4550 | 0.04691 | 200 | 128 | 53 | 19 |
529 | A White knight? Really? | 1.4545 | 0.05021 | 176 | 113 | 46 | 17 |
530 | I thought you said he had resolved his damsel issues. | 1.4545 | 0.05932 | 143 | 96 | 29 | 18 |
531 | We’ll have to fable this for later. | 1.4545 | 0.05191 | 165 | 106 | 43 | 16 |
532 | My Lady!! We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty!!! | 1.4545 | 0.05091 | 198 | 134 | 38 | 26 |
533 | He'll go away when he realizes it's not a round table. | 1.4539 | 0.05349 | 152 | 97 | 41 | 14 |
534 | Dammit, he found the ball again. I just can't hit any further away to get rid of him. | 1.4539 | 0.05824 | 141 | 93 | 32 | 16 |
535 | Toxic masculinity ruins the party again. | 1.4539 | 0.05824 | 141 | 93 | 32 | 16 |
536 | Don't look now but you're in for a round of mansplaining | 1.4533 | 0.05400 | 150 | 96 | 40 | 14 |
537 | Best two out of three. The loser plays St. George. | 1.4526 | 0.04924 | 190 | 124 | 46 | 20 |
538 | Hold your fire! | 1.4524 | 0.05394 | 168 | 112 | 36 | 20 |
539 | To be honest, your backhand scares me more than his sword. | 1.4524 | 0.05123 | 168 | 108 | 44 | 16 |
540 | Here comes Sir Cheats-a lot. | 1.4523 | 0.04866 | 199 | 131 | 46 | 22 |
541 | Here comes lunch. | 1.4520 | 0.04869 | 177 | 112 | 50 | 15 |
542 | You Uber arrived sooner than I expected | 1.4518 | 0.05095 | 166 | 106 | 45 | 15 |
543 | Oh look, here comes King Pong. | 1.4516 | 0.05582 | 155 | 103 | 34 | 18 |
544 | I can't play if he's breathing down my neck. | 1.4516 | 0.05353 | 155 | 100 | 40 | 15 |
545 | Okay, you ex is back AGAIN. Will you please just let me handle it this time? | 1.4514 | 0.05231 | 175 | 116 | 39 | 20 |
546 | Prepare to be smoked! | 1.4514 | 0.05899 | 144 | 97 | 29 | 18 |
547 | Time out ... lunch is here! | 1.4512 | 0.05066 | 164 | 104 | 46 | 14 |
548 | One of us needs to tell him there's no chivalry in ping pong. | 1.4510 | 0.05158 | 153 | 96 | 45 | 12 |
549 | Don't worry about Lance, he's only good at round table. | 1.4509 | 0.05015 | 173 | 111 | 46 | 16 |
550 | I just spotted my ex coming this way. This is going to be awkward. | 1.4509 | 0.05147 | 173 | 113 | 42 | 18 |
551 | Great, another man with savior complex approaching. | 1.4505 | 0.05021 | 182 | 119 | 44 | 19 |
552 | Look, I know what Arthur will say, but I prefer to play on a RECTANGULAR table! | 1.4500 | 0.04949 | 200 | 134 | 42 | 24 |
553 | 2 Love | 1.4500 | 0.04921 | 160 | 99 | 50 | 11 |
554 | Another one?! We’re never going to finish this game. | 1.4497 | 0.05904 | 149 | 102 | 27 | 20 |
555 | I don't think your father likes us hanging out" | 1.4493 | 0.05252 | 138 | 85 | 44 | 9 |
556 | Excuse me for a minute while I heat up lunch. | 1.4491 | 0.05143 | 167 | 108 | 43 | 16 |
557 | He's going to want us to play on a Round Table | 1.4491 | 0.04627 | 216 | 142 | 51 | 23 |
558 | Looks like it’s time for my lunch break | 1.4487 | 0.05168 | 156 | 99 | 44 | 13 |
559 | Damn. It's George, again. | 1.4486 | 0.05019 | 185 | 122 | 43 | 20 |
560 | Let’s take ten, I need a snack. | 1.4486 | 0.04841 | 185 | 119 | 49 | 17 |
561 | Surely you joust! | 1.4485 | 0.05603 | 136 | 87 | 37 | 12 |
562 | Uh oh. It's the IOC. He's bringing you a bikini. | 1.4485 | 0.05465 | 165 | 111 | 34 | 20 |
563 | I thought chivalry was dead. | 1.4485 | 0.05043 | 165 | 105 | 46 | 14 |
564 | New stakes,princess: winner of the next point gets the knight in shining armor | 1.4485 | 0.05043 | 165 | 105 | 46 | 14 |
565 | Ohh look, Dan is out of his moms basement. Internet must be down. | 1.4483 | 0.05616 | 145 | 95 | 35 | 15 |
566 | You think I can hit him from here? | 1.4477 | 0.04966 | 172 | 110 | 47 | 15 |
567 | He's rescuing you? You're killing me. | 1.4472 | 0.05425 | 161 | 107 | 36 | 18 |
568 | We’re definitely better than him; I heard he uses a round table | 1.4471 | 0.04853 | 208 | 140 | 43 | 25 |
569 | Can we take a quick break? My one o'clock is here. | 1.4467 | 0.05718 | 150 | 101 | 31 | 18 |
570 | Oh, crap. Here comes Brad. | 1.4467 | 0.05227 | 150 | 95 | 43 | 12 |
571 | I don't like playing him. He's a little rusty. | 1.4467 | 0.05478 | 150 | 98 | 37 | 15 |
572 | We told you, man! You can't play untill you pull the paddle from the stone. | 1.4467 | 0.05639 | 150 | 100 | 33 | 17 |
573 | Last game, I need to go to work in a minute | 1.4464 | 0.05119 | 168 | 109 | 43 | 16 |
574 | Ok let's wrap this up,I've gotta go see a man about a horse. | 1.4459 | 0.05614 | 148 | 98 | 34 | 16 |
575 | You’re not the only one misrepresented by mainstream media, princess. | 1.4452 | 0.05349 | 155 | 101 | 39 | 15 |
576 | 3 serving 10. And in an ironic twist, he seems to think you're the one who needs to be rescued. | 1.4451 | 0.05136 | 164 | 106 | 43 | 15 |
577 | When are you going to change your profile to in a relationship? | 1.4451 | 0.05062 | 164 | 105 | 45 | 14 |
578 | Looks like your idiot boyfriend forgot his paddle again. | 1.4451 | 0.05144 | 173 | 114 | 41 | 18 |
579 | I'm gonna need to take a breather. | 1.4444 | 0.05287 | 144 | 91 | 42 | 11 |
580 | Oh dang, here comes Mr Let Me Show You How To Serve. | 1.4444 | 0.04700 | 171 | 106 | 54 | 11 |
581 | Quickly though. My 2 o'clock is here. | 1.4444 | 0.05030 | 162 | 103 | 46 | 13 |
582 | sorry, knights only work in chess | 1.4444 | 0.04881 | 189 | 124 | 46 | 19 |
583 | Seriously? I told you to stop calling our ping-pong tournaments "battles". | 1.4444 | 0.05399 | 153 | 100 | 38 | 15 |
584 | This will have to be the last serve my dinner has just arrived. | 1.4438 | 0.05095 | 169 | 110 | 43 | 16 |
585 | Oh, come on. Is it so wrong to want to play with your food? | 1.4438 | 0.05447 | 160 | 107 | 35 | 18 |
586 | I am not falling for your "knight in a shining armor is coming" trick again! | 1.4437 | 0.05368 | 151 | 98 | 39 | 14 |
587 | You just know this match is going to get written up differently in the history books. | 1.4432 | 0.04898 | 185 | 121 | 46 | 18 |
588 | Winner gets the canned meat. | 1.4431 | 0.05209 | 167 | 110 | 40 | 17 |
589 | Ugh… he’s gonna mansplain ping pong to us. | 1.4425 | 0.05312 | 174 | 118 | 35 | 21 |
590 | Here comes the hero, to tell us how we’re doing everything wrong. | 1.4424 | 0.05112 | 165 | 107 | 43 | 15 |
591 | In the end it was not St. George who slew the dragon, but the princes' hellacious back spin. | 1.4421 | 0.04686 | 190 | 122 | 52 | 16 |
592 | Tell him we don't need masks outdoors. | 1.4405 | 0.05320 | 168 | 113 | 36 | 19 |
593 | Not even George can save you from my flaming hot serve. | 1.4400 | 0.04967 | 175 | 114 | 45 | 16 |
594 | MA’AM! DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR DRAGON’S EXTENDED WARRANTY? | 1.4400 | 0.05225 | 175 | 118 | 37 | 20 |
595 | Wow... Sir Lancelot doesn't thinkalot. He should have approached from the hill behind me. | 1.4398 | 0.05088 | 166 | 108 | 43 | 15 |
596 | He brought the wrong racket again. | 1.4398 | 0.05229 | 166 | 110 | 39 | 17 |
597 | What? Is 'devouring maidens after losing' a crime now, too? | 1.4395 | 0.05522 | 157 | 106 | 33 | 18 |
598 | Quick, pretend we're playing ping pong. | 1.4393 | 0.05074 | 173 | 114 | 42 | 17 |
599 | The one who loses, gets the prince" | 1.4393 | 0.04940 | 173 | 112 | 46 | 15 |
600 | When you asked if I had paddles, I thought it'd be kinkier. | 1.4392 | 0.05691 | 148 | 100 | 31 | 17 |
601 | I win,I eat the knight. You keep the shining armor. | 1.4392 | 0.04935 | 189 | 126 | 43 | 20 |
602 | Ah shit. They’re going to want to play doubles | 1.4390 | 0.05058 | 164 | 106 | 44 | 14 |
603 | And there's a flammable village behind you. Nice try now serve. | 1.4390 | 0.05275 | 164 | 109 | 38 | 17 |
604 | This was supposed to be our thing Jessica! | 1.4390 | 0.05058 | 164 | 106 | 44 | 14 |
605 | Loser gets the horse | 1.4388 | 0.05696 | 139 | 92 | 33 | 14 |
606 | Here comes another one, how do you want this one cooked? | 1.4386 | 0.05442 | 171 | 118 | 31 | 22 |
607 | Here comes my 3 o'clock. | 1.4384 | 0.05141 | 146 | 92 | 44 | 10 |
608 | Given the score, I’d say it’s me who is in distress. | 1.4379 | 0.05232 | 153 | 99 | 41 | 13 |
609 | Better duck: you’re in my line of fire. | 1.4375 | 0.05324 | 176 | 121 | 33 | 22 |
610 | OH, GOODY!!! HERE COMES DESSERT!! | 1.4375 | 0.05373 | 144 | 93 | 39 | 12 |
611 | Harry isn’t adjusting to civilian life so easily, is he | 1.4366 | 0.05516 | 142 | 93 | 36 | 13 |
612 | I have a feeling ping pong diplomacy will not work in this case. | 1.4365 | 0.05225 | 126 | 77 | 43 | 6 |
613 | Yes yes Lancelot. You get winner. | 1.4362 | 0.05068 | 149 | 94 | 45 | 10 |
614 | Were you speaking clearly when you told him the you wanted to "play" the dragon? | 1.4359 | 0.05693 | 156 | 108 | 28 | 20 |
615 | How would he feel if I breathed down HIS neck on game night? | 1.4359 | 0.04828 | 156 | 97 | 50 | 9 |
616 | You think I'm tough? My boyfriend will slay you! | 1.4350 | 0.05052 | 177 | 118 | 41 | 18 |
617 | Save you from what? You are winning! | 1.4350 | 0.04626 | 200 | 131 | 51 | 18 |
618 | Bring it on, I beat Rapunzel last week” | 1.4348 | 0.05045 | 161 | 104 | 44 | 13 |
619 | Him again? | 1.4348 | 0.04727 | 161 | 100 | 52 | 9 |
620 | Damn, he's going to want to play the winner | 1.4346 | 0.04780 | 191 | 126 | 47 | 18 |
621 | Loser has to live happily ever after. | 1.4345 | 0.05433 | 145 | 95 | 37 | 13 |
622 | You said you were a widow… | 1.4342 | 0.05085 | 152 | 97 | 44 | 11 |
623 | Don't look now but here comes King Arthur again, if he goes on about why we should be playing on a round table I'll scorch him... | 1.4340 | 0.05393 | 159 | 107 | 35 | 17 |
624 | 'Violence is never the solution, table tennis is.' | 1.4340 | 0.05166 | 159 | 104 | 41 | 14 |
625 | There’s no way he’s saving you. You’re down by five. | 1.4338 | 0.05493 | 136 | 88 | 37 | 11 |
626 | I thought you told him you weren't interested ... | 1.4336 | 0.05486 | 143 | 94 | 36 | 13 |
627 | At the count of three...duck! | 1.4335 | 0.05265 | 173 | 118 | 35 | 20 |
628 | He doesn't a chance with a paddle shaped like that. | 1.4332 | 0.04853 | 187 | 124 | 45 | 18 |
629 | Your knight is here... Crisp or medium-rare? | 1.4330 | 0.04782 | 194 | 129 | 46 | 19 |
630 | The winner of this game gets to challenge the misogynistic patriarchy | 1.4329 | 0.05199 | 164 | 109 | 39 | 16 |
631 | Here comes good old, "Let-Me-Save-The-Fair-Maiden", just when we are at game point. | 1.4328 | 0.05650 | 134 | 88 | 34 | 12 |
632 | If you think he is already suspicious, this is not going to help. | 1.4327 | 0.05179 | 171 | 115 | 38 | 18 |
633 | Always trust a knight to bring a lance to a pong fight | 1.4326 | 0.05215 | 178 | 122 | 35 | 21 |
634 | Better watch out I'm on fire today.. | 1.4321 | 0.05318 | 162 | 109 | 36 | 17 |
635 | Can't believe my luck, 100 years waiting for you to wake up, and now this? | 1.4321 | 0.05097 | 162 | 106 | 42 | 14 |
636 | Here comes your old flame! | 1.4315 | 0.05316 | 146 | 95 | 39 | 12 |
637 | Your Lyft is here. | 1.4315 | 0.05404 | 146 | 96 | 37 | 13 |
638 | He never shows up when you're winning.” | 1.4315 | 0.05490 | 146 | 97 | 35 | 14 |
639 | You're the one who's winning -- he's probably coming to rescue ME. | 1.4315 | 0.05576 | 146 | 98 | 33 | 15 |
640 | Damn, it’s your husband. Better put the shackles back on. | 1.4312 | 0.05510 | 160 | 110 | 31 | 19 |
641 | The loser has to go home with him. | 1.4311 | 0.05337 | 167 | 114 | 34 | 19 |
642 | Well, Isn't that convenient! Down by 4 points and along comes your boyfriend. | 1.4304 | 0.05029 | 158 | 102 | 44 | 12 |
643 | You're winning. Couldn't you just leave it at that." | 1.4304 | 0.04866 | 158 | 100 | 48 | 10 |
644 | Dammit, Snow White, I thought we agreed to leave Prince Charming out of this. | 1.4302 | 0.05192 | 179 | 123 | 35 | 21 |
645 | Why do you always pick the clingy ones? | 1.4297 | 0.06043 | 128 | 87 | 27 | 14 |
646 | I thought you told him we were still in the tower? | 1.4296 | 0.05510 | 142 | 94 | 35 | 13 |
647 | Speaking of tolerance and inclusiveness, here comes Mr. "You need to respect my preference for traditional gender roles" waving his mighty sword again. | 1.4295 | 0.05324 | 149 | 98 | 38 | 13 |
648 | Clearly, he doesn't know the meaning of "distress." | 1.4295 | 0.05655 | 149 | 102 | 30 | 17 |
649 | Uh oh, get ready for some serious mansplaining. | 1.4295 | 0.05389 | 156 | 105 | 35 | 16 |
650 | Ping-pong diplomacy doesn't work that way. | 1.4286 | 0.04949 | 154 | 98 | 46 | 10 |
651 | Uh oh, don't look know but here comes another straight, white male to cancel our time-honored cultural traditions. | 1.4286 | 0.05874 | 133 | 90 | 29 | 14 |
652 | I’ve been on fire and now he shows up. | 1.4286 | 0.05545 | 147 | 99 | 33 | 15 |
653 | Here comes a white guy to tell us how to hold our paddles. | 1.4286 | 0.05311 | 168 | 115 | 34 | 19 |
654 | Okay, that's nine-six, your favor. Uh, wait a sec. . . Can we take a short break while I go grab a bite! | 1.4286 | 0.05378 | 140 | 91 | 38 | 11 |
655 | I can't play with something shining in my eyes. | 1.4277 | 0.04932 | 166 | 108 | 45 | 13 |
656 | Not sure he's coming for you or coming for me; either way, game over. | 1.4277 | 0.05078 | 166 | 110 | 41 | 15 |
657 | Can't wait to see him try to serve with that thing. | 1.4277 | 0.05238 | 159 | 106 | 38 | 15 |
658 | She's not in distress Lance. It's 11 serving 18. | 1.4276 | 0.05248 | 152 | 100 | 39 | 13 |
659 | Thank god you're here. She's up by three games. | 1.4276 | 0.05338 | 145 | 95 | 38 | 12 |
660 | Why can’t he use a paddle like everyone else? | 1.4274 | 0.05969 | 124 | 83 | 29 | 12 |
661 | Have you told him that we're just friends? | 1.4264 | 0.05695 | 129 | 85 | 33 | 11 |
662 | Loser has to deal with Sir Explainsalot. | 1.4258 | 0.05488 | 155 | 106 | 32 | 17 |
663 | Looks like your handsome prince got his tournaments mixed up. | 1.4258 | 0.05174 | 155 | 102 | 40 | 13 |
664 | Man, I'm on fire tonight. | 1.4257 | 0.05515 | 148 | 100 | 33 | 15 |
665 | Here comes Sir Mansplain-a-Lot to ruin the day. | 1.4257 | 0.05598 | 148 | 101 | 31 | 16 |
666 | Naturally, he has to show up just when it’s my serve. | 1.4254 | 0.05441 | 134 | 87 | 37 | 10 |
667 | “Dammit, can’t we have one normal game night?” | 1.4252 | 0.05865 | 127 | 85 | 30 | 12 |
668 | Did you order a pizza? | 1.4250 | 0.06336 | 120 | 83 | 23 | 14 |
669 | Winner gets his hand? | 1.4250 | 0.05360 | 160 | 109 | 34 | 17 |
670 | Why is it every time I am about to win some jerk on a horse shows up | 1.4242 | 0.06189 | 132 | 93 | 22 | 17 |
671 | Let’s take a little break for a snack. | 1.4240 | 0.06039 | 125 | 85 | 27 | 13 |
672 | Fun's over-here comes Saint George the party pooper. | 1.4236 | 0.05711 | 144 | 99 | 29 | 16 |
673 | Ugh, here comes the part of the fairy tale that you said you hate! | 1.4231 | 0.05554 | 130 | 85 | 35 | 10 |
674 | Head’s up, your Lyft’s here. | 1.4231 | 0.06067 | 130 | 90 | 25 | 15 |
675 | Oh great, here comes Sir Buzzkill. | 1.4228 | 0.05649 | 149 | 103 | 29 | 17 |
676 | Who order food delivery? | 1.4228 | 0.05568 | 149 | 102 | 31 | 16 |
677 | Is he still calling himself ‘the Knight of the Ping Pong Table?’ | 1.4224 | 0.05260 | 161 | 109 | 36 | 16 |
678 | Oh hell, here comes Sir-I-wanna-play-doubles-with-my-horse! | 1.4222 | 0.06083 | 135 | 95 | 23 | 17 |
679 | Have to run dear, my five o’clock is here. | 1.4222 | 0.05708 | 135 | 91 | 31 | 13 |
680 | You're about to get smoked. | 1.4211 | 0.06698 | 114 | 81 | 18 | 15 |
681 | He can't help you here... this isn't a round table. | 1.4211 | 0.05564 | 152 | 105 | 30 | 17 |
682 | How many times do I need to tell this guy,we reserved this table for a full hour! | 1.4207 | 0.05331 | 164 | 113 | 33 | 18 |
683 | Here's the deal: I win, I get him. You win, I get him. | 1.4207 | 0.05679 | 145 | 100 | 29 | 16 |
684 | I’m not falling for that again. Just serve the damn ball | 1.4207 | 0.05594 | 145 | 99 | 31 | 15 |
685 | No, he doesn’t look 5’9” to me either. | 1.4201 | 0.04936 | 169 | 112 | 43 | 14 |
686 | Little does he know, I’m actually the one who needs rescuing! | 1.4200 | 0.05374 | 150 | 101 | 35 | 14 |
687 | him!? he's not even wearing shining armor! | 1.4194 | 0.05168 | 155 | 103 | 39 | 13 |
688 | He can play winner. | 1.4194 | 0.05248 | 155 | 104 | 37 | 14 |
689 | I’ve had worse first dates | 1.4194 | 0.05248 | 155 | 104 | 37 | 14 |
690 | It's not a draw just because your ride is here. | 1.4189 | 0.05075 | 148 | 96 | 42 | 10 |
691 | Tell him you’re winning. I don’t feel like being slain again. | 1.4184 | 0.05618 | 141 | 96 | 31 | 14 |
692 | I hardly think losing by seven points counts as distress! | 1.4184 | 0.05148 | 141 | 91 | 41 | 9 |
693 | We better hurry, it's getting late and knight is approaching. | 1.4183 | 0.05047 | 153 | 100 | 42 | 11 |
694 | Damn, everytime I'm ahead that guy shows up. | 1.4183 | 0.05534 | 153 | 106 | 30 | 17 |
695 | Rescue you? He didn't even bring a paddle. | 1.4178 | 0.05390 | 146 | 98 | 35 | 13 |
696 | Oh, I love when lunch is served with it's own cutlery! | 1.4178 | 0.05390 | 146 | 98 | 35 | 13 |
697 | The score is 0-10 and the damsel is not in distress. | 1.4176 | 0.04936 | 182 | 124 | 40 | 18 |
698 | I doubt he can save your backhand | 1.4173 | 0.05296 | 127 | 81 | 39 | 7 |
699 | This’ll have to be our last game. I gotta go. | 1.4172 | 0.05208 | 163 | 111 | 36 | 16 |
700 | « Whoever loses this set has to tell him you just aren’t that into him » | 1.4172 | 0.05061 | 163 | 109 | 40 | 14 |
701 | Look at that fool. He can't beat either of us with that skinny paddle. | 1.4167 | 0.05454 | 156 | 108 | 31 | 17 |
702 | Quick...I need to win this otherwise I'll have to say yes to him. | 1.4161 | 0.05180 | 161 | 109 | 37 | 15 |
703 | # “Have you told him about us?” | 1.4161 | 0.05028 | 161 | 107 | 41 | 13 |
704 | Can't we even finish one game without that idiot showing up to defend you? | 1.4161 | 0.05545 | 137 | 92 | 33 | 12 |
705 | Did you forget to leave the note saying that I didn’t kidnap you? | 1.4161 | 0.05641 | 137 | 93 | 31 | 13 |
706 | He can’t save you | 1.4160 | 0.05700 | 125 | 83 | 32 | 10 |
707 | Did you order Uber Eats? | 1.4157 | 0.05138 | 166 | 113 | 37 | 16 |
708 | Wait, I'm confused. Shouldn't he be playing me to win you? | 1.4154 | 0.05960 | 130 | 90 | 26 | 14 |
709 | I knew St George. St George was my friend. You,sir,are no St George. | 1.4154 | 0.05859 | 130 | 89 | 28 | 13 |
710 | Even George can't save you from match point! | 1.4146 | 0.05878 | 123 | 83 | 29 | 11 |
711 | Oh great, here comes "Sir Best out of 7" | 1.4140 | 0.05273 | 157 | 107 | 35 | 15 |
712 | Dave, I’m with a girl! | 1.4138 | 0.05920 | 145 | 104 | 22 | 19 |
713 | Quick, we have to finish the set before the rich, entitled, middle-aged white guy turns up and ruins everything. | 1.4135 | 0.05559 | 133 | 89 | 33 | 11 |
714 | Here he comes to mansplain the rules again… | 1.4133 | 0.05531 | 150 | 104 | 30 | 16 |
715 | Are you sure you texted "play the dragon"? | 1.4133 | 0.05531 | 150 | 104 | 30 | 16 |
716 | He’s behind me, isn’t he? | 1.4128 | 0.06143 | 109 | 73 | 27 | 9 |
717 | I see Carl’s showed up with all the wrong equipment again. | 1.4127 | 0.05551 | 126 | 83 | 34 | 9 |
718 | If I win, I roast him. If you win ... well, I still roast him. But trust me, I'd be doing you a favor. | 1.4122 | 0.05502 | 148 | 102 | 31 | 15 |
719 | Fair warning. You know you're playing with fire. Right? | 1.4118 | 0.05775 | 119 | 79 | 31 | 9 |
720 | That pizza better be hot, or I'm eating the warmest thing on top of that horse. | 1.4114 | 0.05322 | 158 | 109 | 33 | 16 |
721 | Shit, he’ll want to play chess.” | 1.4114 | 0.05322 | 158 | 109 | 33 | 16 |
722 | Finally! Someone i can beat. | 1.4113 | 0.05611 | 141 | 97 | 30 | 14 |
723 | This happens very time I'm winning… | 1.4113 | 0.05875 | 141 | 100 | 24 | 17 |
724 | It's him again. Do you want me to eat him? | 1.4113 | 0.05840 | 124 | 84 | 29 | 11 |
725 | Oh crap. Put down the paddle and scream... | 1.4110 | 0.05383 | 146 | 99 | 34 | 13 |
726 | Your ride’s here, next point wins | 1.4110 | 0.05294 | 146 | 98 | 36 | 12 |
727 | Oh, come on! She's beaten me ten straight now. I'd hardly call that being "in distress"! | 1.4101 | 0.05385 | 139 | 93 | 35 | 11 |
728 | For the last time, we're not switching to a round table. | 1.4097 | 0.05524 | 144 | 99 | 31 | 14 |
729 | Here comes the winner's prize. | 1.4097 | 0.05524 | 144 | 99 | 31 | 14 |
730 | Big deal! So at midnight you’re a pretty scullery maid. I become a newt. | 1.4097 | 0.05524 | 144 | 99 | 31 | 14 |
731 | It’s totally my serve. Don’t be such a princess. | 1.4097 | 0.05697 | 144 | 101 | 27 | 16 |
732 | The pentathlon gets weirder every year. | 1.4096 | 0.04839 | 166 | 110 | 44 | 12 |
733 | Hold you breath when you serve, please | 1.4094 | 0.05847 | 127 | 87 | 28 | 12 |
734 | Don’t look now, but I think it’s your ex… | 1.4091 | 0.05787 | 132 | 91 | 28 | 13 |
735 | Oh, bother." | 1.4091 | 0.05584 | 132 | 89 | 32 | 11 |
736 | This always happens when I'm winning. | 1.4091 | 0.06234 | 110 | 75 | 25 | 10 |
737 | You can vanquish me after this serve. | 1.4088 | 0.05536 | 137 | 93 | 32 | 12 |
738 | You wouldn't happen to have a light, would you, princess? Here comes that idiot on a horse again. | 1.4085 | 0.05303 | 142 | 95 | 36 | 11 |
739 | I thought I was your perfect match. | 1.4085 | 0.05579 | 142 | 98 | 30 | 14 |
740 | I'm beginning to think that's it's not a coincidence that this guy always shows up when you're ahead. | 1.4074 | 0.05493 | 135 | 91 | 33 | 11 |
741 | "Knights of the Pingpong Table, is that really a thing? | 1.4074 | 0.05392 | 135 | 90 | 35 | 10 |
742 | Huh? You think I'd fall for that old "look who's coming" head-turn so you could slam that serve past me? | 1.4072 | 0.05107 | 167 | 115 | 36 | 16 |
743 | Ugh! Just when I finally got this thing out of the garage. | 1.4071 | 0.05902 | 140 | 100 | 23 | 17 |
744 | About time! Our Uber eats has arrived | 1.4071 | 0.05450 | 140 | 95 | 33 | 12 |
745 | Buzz-kill at 1 o'clock. | 1.4071 | 0.05635 | 140 | 97 | 29 | 14 |
746 | He's still not wearing a mask. | 1.4071 | 0.06240 | 113 | 78 | 24 | 11 |
747 | Next point wins. My lunch is here. | 1.4069 | 0.05315 | 145 | 98 | 35 | 12 |
748 | Well this puts a spin on things | 1.4069 | 0.05038 | 145 | 95 | 41 | 9 |
749 | Remember, if I win, I get to smoke Prince Charming. | 1.4065 | 0.05314 | 155 | 107 | 33 | 15 |
750 | In what universe does losing a friendly game of table tennis a qualify as a source of distress! | 1.4059 | 0.04900 | 170 | 115 | 41 | 14 |
751 | Let’s take a break; lunch is coming. | 1.4056 | 0.05457 | 143 | 98 | 32 | 13 |
752 | Things are about to heat up. | 1.4052 | 0.05869 | 116 | 78 | 29 | 9 |
753 | Slay what! | 1.4052 | 0.06120 | 116 | 80 | 25 | 11 |
754 | Tonight is game night. Knight night was last night. | 1.4048 | 0.04868 | 168 | 113 | 42 | 13 |
755 | I’ll go get the centaur so we can play doubles. | 1.4044 | 0.05657 | 136 | 94 | 29 | 13 |
756 | When you said he was going to wear PPE to the game, I thought you meant a mask 😷 | 1.4041 | 0.05462 | 146 | 101 | 31 | 14 |
757 | Did you…invite Kyle? | 1.4038 | 0.06190 | 104 | 70 | 26 | 8 |
758 | I think he found the other ball. | 1.4035 | 0.05939 | 114 | 77 | 28 | 9 |
759 | Thank you, I AM on fire today. | 1.4034 | 0.06238 | 119 | 84 | 22 | 13 |
760 | Always during my serve! | 1.4032 | 0.05482 | 124 | 82 | 34 | 8 |
761 | The winner takes him home. | 1.4032 | 0.05716 | 124 | 84 | 30 | 10 |
762 | Did you order takeout? | 1.4032 | 0.06158 | 124 | 88 | 22 | 14 |
763 | Hey, let's take a lunch break. I'm starved. | 1.4030 | 0.05414 | 134 | 90 | 34 | 10 |
764 | Loser has to talk to him | 1.4030 | 0.05716 | 134 | 93 | 28 | 13 |
765 | Another perfectly delightful match of table tennis ruined by some fool playing out his damsel-in-distress fantasy! | 1.4028 | 0.05151 | 144 | 96 | 38 | 10 |
766 | He's back again. I wish you'd tell him we're just friends... | 1.4028 | 0.05515 | 144 | 100 | 30 | 14 |
767 | No one will be slaying anyone. We settle things on the table around here. | 1.4027 | 0.05121 | 149 | 100 | 38 | 11 |
768 | I need to stop for a snack. | 1.4016 | 0.05541 | 122 | 81 | 33 | 8 |
769 | You're down by 12 points; he can't save you this time. | 1.4015 | 0.05527 | 137 | 94 | 31 | 12 |
770 | It's my husband. Act normal. | 1.4014 | 0.05747 | 142 | 101 | 25 | 16 |
771 | Again?! This happens every time I’m about to win. | 1.4013 | 0.05020 | 157 | 106 | 39 | 12 |
772 | Stop Dragonsplaining and serve already. | 1.4013 | 0.05486 | 157 | 112 | 27 | 18 |
773 | Why does he always think you need to be rescued when I'm serving for match point? | 1.4000 | 0.06026 | 115 | 79 | 26 | 10 |
774 | If you don't want to pretend to lose at Ping Pong for the rest of your life...get on my back now and let's get out of here. | 1.4000 | 0.05633 | 115 | 76 | 32 | 7 |
775 | George, she beat you; you're out of the tournament. | 1.4000 | 0.05484 | 135 | 92 | 32 | 11 |
776 | Damn, I'm being profiled again! | 1.4000 | 0.06081 | 120 | 84 | 24 | 12 |
777 | Big deal. He can't handle my slice. | 1.4000 | 0.05565 | 125 | 84 | 32 | 9 |
778 | I am not in distress, I am ahead 2 games to none. | 1.4000 | 0.04964 | 170 | 117 | 38 | 15 |
779 | You still have to win by two. | 1.4000 | 0.05441 | 140 | 96 | 32 | 12 |
780 | Im coming princess!” “Shut up Arthur, I’m up three. | 1.4000 | 0.05632 | 130 | 89 | 30 | 11 |
781 | I think it's George. | 1.4000 | 0.04964 | 170 | 117 | 38 | 15 |
782 | Can I have five minutes before my rescue? I just need this last point to win | 1.4000 | 0.05778 | 135 | 95 | 26 | 14 |
783 | Loser marries him. | 1.3987 | 0.05383 | 158 | 112 | 29 | 17 |
784 | If I let you win will you tell the dragon slayer to go home? | 1.3986 | 0.05316 | 148 | 102 | 33 | 13 |
785 | Your friend is too late to save you from my spin serve special. | 1.3985 | 0.05937 | 133 | 95 | 23 | 15 |
786 | I’m fine with playing doubles, but the horse’s serve is terrible | 1.3984 | 0.05693 | 128 | 88 | 29 | 11 |
787 | Now, act like I’ve said something really funny. | 1.3984 | 0.05129 | 123 | 79 | 39 | 5 |
788 | You're going to have to tell your White Knight about us, sometime | 1.3983 | 0.06154 | 118 | 83 | 23 | 12 |
789 | We are NOT playing mixed doubles. | 1.3974 | 0.05405 | 151 | 106 | 30 | 15 |
790 | You can’t call in the cavalry every time I start winning! | 1.3974 | 0.04979 | 151 | 101 | 40 | 10 |
791 | Okay last game and then back to business. | 1.3973 | 0.05366 | 146 | 101 | 32 | 13 |
792 | That's 6-0.....Typical, the one time I'm on fire he turns up! | 1.3972 | 0.05121 | 141 | 94 | 38 | 9 |
793 | He’s not going to save you this time princess! | 1.3971 | 0.05743 | 136 | 96 | 26 | 14 |
794 | No. You can't just burn the balls you can't return! | 1.3969 | 0.05904 | 131 | 93 | 24 | 14 |
795 | Someone should let white horse guy know you're ahead by 15. | 1.3969 | 0.05804 | 131 | 92 | 26 | 13 |
796 | Here comes that idiot I thrashed in polo. | 1.3967 | 0.05687 | 121 | 82 | 30 | 9 |
797 | Help me, Knight! She's slaying me. | 1.3966 | 0.05595 | 116 | 77 | 32 | 7 |
798 | I didn't agree to doubles. | 1.3966 | 0.05857 | 116 | 79 | 28 | 9 |
799 | Yeah, the armor kind of acts like an oven. They actually taste pretty good when cooked. | 1.3966 | 0.06348 | 116 | 83 | 20 | 13 |
800 | You just had to keep shouting "Love!" | 1.3962 | 0.06659 | 106 | 76 | 18 | 12 |
801 | Quick! Get me out of this dragon costume | 1.3960 | 0.05538 | 149 | 106 | 27 | 16 |
802 | Well if it isn't Sir Pingalot. | 1.3957 | 0.05557 | 139 | 97 | 29 | 13 |
803 | Hang on a sec, my Grubhub is here. | 1.3955 | 0.05607 | 134 | 93 | 29 | 12 |
804 | It's my pleasure to serve, princess! | 1.3955 | 0.04884 | 177 | 123 | 38 | 16 |
805 | Do we have to play chess when he gets here? I'm sick of being a pawn. | 1.3949 | 0.05404 | 157 | 112 | 28 | 17 |
806 | Score is forty-love, making you quite the damsel in distress. | 1.3944 | 0.05285 | 142 | 97 | 34 | 11 |
807 | Winner battles the patriarchy | 1.3942 | 0.06470 | 104 | 73 | 21 | 10 |
808 | He can beg all he wants,but I am not playing round table tennis! | 1.3939 | 0.05964 | 132 | 95 | 22 | 15 |
809 | I'm starting to sense that Saint George being the umpire is putting me at a bit of a disadvantage. | 1.3932 | 0.05688 | 117 | 79 | 30 | 8 |
810 | Best 2 out of 3 gets him, with or without the armor. | 1.3932 | 0.06064 | 117 | 82 | 24 | 11 |
811 | Here we go again - you better act like I'm going to eat you. | 1.3931 | 0.05387 | 145 | 101 | 31 | 13 |
812 | Quick round before I get rescued. | 1.3926 | 0.05267 | 135 | 91 | 35 | 9 |
813 | Chivalry isn't dead, it's just late to the game. | 1.3926 | 0.05573 | 135 | 94 | 29 | 12 |
814 | Does he know you talk that kind of trash? | 1.3925 | 0.06050 | 107 | 73 | 26 | 8 |
815 | You need to set some boundaries with that guy | 1.3922 | 0.05937 | 102 | 68 | 28 | 6 |
816 | No, no! We agreed - no knight to come rushing in to save you! | 1.3922 | 0.05265 | 153 | 107 | 32 | 14 |
817 | You don’t seem to be in much distress to me. | 1.3920 | 0.05891 | 125 | 88 | 25 | 12 |
818 | Game over. | 1.3917 | 0.05833 | 120 | 83 | 27 | 10 |
819 | It’s 20-6, he can’t save you this time | 1.3916 | 0.05529 | 143 | 101 | 28 | 14 |
820 | This will have to be the last point; my dinner is about to be delivered. | 1.3913 | 0.06012 | 115 | 80 | 25 | 10 |
821 | He's back on his high horse. | 1.3913 | 0.05884 | 115 | 79 | 27 | 9 |
822 | Game serve. I win I get to fry the knight, right? | 1.3913 | 0.05580 | 138 | 97 | 28 | 13 |
823 | Just when I thought we were going to have a peaceful afternoon. | 1.3913 | 0.05288 | 138 | 94 | 34 | 10 |
824 | I don’t care if his parents are loaded and he treats you like a princess, I still say he’s too clingy. | 1.3913 | 0.05619 | 115 | 77 | 31 | 7 |
825 | ‘It’s ping-pong, man. Not a Crusade.’ | 1.3910 | 0.05631 | 133 | 93 | 28 | 12 |
826 | Another knight? The last one couldn’t take the heat | 1.3909 | 0.05790 | 110 | 74 | 29 | 7 |
827 | Best of three, loser gets locked in a tower. | 1.3906 | 0.05997 | 128 | 92 | 22 | 14 |
828 | One more point and then it's good Knight for you. | 1.3906 | 0.05347 | 128 | 86 | 34 | 8 |
829 | Swallow the ball and act like I’m chasing you | 1.3902 | 0.05845 | 123 | 86 | 26 | 11 |
830 | I’ll play him next, but you should warn him that I tend to win in sudden death. | 1.3902 | 0.05007 | 164 | 114 | 36 | 14 |
831 | OK, one more game. But then I have a knight to dismember. | 1.3901 | 0.05399 | 141 | 98 | 31 | 12 |
832 | He's really close to violating the restraining order | 1.3894 | 0.05397 | 113 | 74 | 34 | 5 |
833 | Did you order appetizers? | 1.3894 | 0.05820 | 113 | 77 | 28 | 8 |
834 | Quick, last point decides who gets to keep the prince! | 1.3889 | 0.05743 | 126 | 88 | 27 | 11 |
835 | Damn, can't he take a hint? | 1.3884 | 0.05912 | 121 | 85 | 25 | 11 |
836 | Fable tennis, anyone? | 1.3884 | 0.05912 | 121 | 85 | 25 | 11 |
837 | Don't you think your boyfriend might be a little overprotective? | 1.3884 | 0.05551 | 121 | 82 | 31 | 8 |
838 | Uh I don't think I'll have time for a best-of-three, Sharon. | 1.3884 | 0.05551 | 121 | 82 | 31 | 8 |
839 | Prepare for my fireball. | 1.3883 | 0.06206 | 103 | 71 | 24 | 8 |
840 | I believe it's your Sir. | 1.3878 | 0.05583 | 147 | 106 | 25 | 16 |
841 | Here comes somebody else. He can play the winner. | 1.3875 | 0.04432 | 160 | 104 | 50 | 6 |
842 | I know she's losing, but does she look like she's in distress? | 1.3866 | 0.05860 | 119 | 83 | 26 | 10 |
843 | One of us is about to get screwed. | 1.3860 | 0.06293 | 114 | 82 | 20 | 12 |
844 | Once you get them out of the can they're not that bad. | 1.3860 | 0.06293 | 114 | 82 | 20 | 12 |
845 | Just tell this jerk we’re going best 2 out of 3. | 1.3860 | 0.05779 | 114 | 78 | 28 | 8 |
846 | Again? For god sakes, it's play the dragon, not slay the dragon | 1.3857 | 0.05787 | 140 | 102 | 22 | 16 |
847 | Again with the species stereotyping. | 1.3853 | 0.05960 | 109 | 75 | 26 | 8 |
848 | I don't think this is the one, princess. He's got a real weird-shaped racket. | 1.3852 | 0.05150 | 135 | 91 | 36 | 8 |
849 | I'm not worried. I've played St. George before. | 1.3851 | 0.05210 | 148 | 103 | 33 | 12 |
850 | Don't expect him to save you. His backhand is terrible. | 1.3846 | 0.05543 | 117 | 79 | 31 | 7 |
851 | I thought you were the dragon slayer! | 1.3846 | 0.05337 | 143 | 100 | 31 | 12 |
852 | Oh great. Here comes Sir Slice-a-lot. | 1.3841 | 0.05468 | 151 | 109 | 26 | 16 |
853 | I was getting hungry anyway. | 1.3840 | 0.05655 | 125 | 87 | 28 | 10 |
854 | Where's MY prince? | 1.3840 | 0.05879 | 125 | 89 | 24 | 12 |
855 | Rather possessive, isn't he? | 1.3839 | 0.05846 | 112 | 77 | 27 | 8 |
856 | We are not playing chess ! white knight go away! | 1.3836 | 0.05434 | 146 | 104 | 28 | 14 |
857 | I already beat him in golf. | 1.3835 | 0.05517 | 133 | 93 | 29 | 11 |
858 | Shall we pretend like you’re losing so he can save you? | 1.3835 | 0.05413 | 133 | 92 | 31 | 10 |
859 | The take-out you ordered is here! | 1.3833 | 0.06056 | 120 | 86 | 22 | 12 |
860 | Melting the balls is cheating | 1.3830 | 0.05294 | 141 | 98 | 32 | 11 |
861 | I didn’t tell him, did you? | 1.3828 | 0.05217 | 128 | 86 | 35 | 7 |
862 | Let's just play to eleven. | 1.3826 | 0.05738 | 115 | 79 | 28 | 8 |
863 | The only thing that needs saving here is your backhand. | 1.3826 | 0.05466 | 115 | 77 | 32 | 6 |
864 | Looks like “Sir No-Backhand” is here to try his luck again. | 1.3824 | 0.05012 | 136 | 91 | 38 | 7 |
865 | Next point wins. Your ride is here. | 1.3821 | 0.05832 | 123 | 87 | 25 | 11 |
866 | I say there's time for one more | 1.3814 | 0.05635 | 118 | 81 | 29 | 8 |
867 | Ready for my "fireball" serve? | 1.3810 | 0.05228 | 147 | 103 | 32 | 12 |
868 | Loser has to get slayed or saved by the Prince? Ok, you're on! | 1.3810 | 0.05387 | 126 | 86 | 32 | 8 |
869 | Game night not game knight. | 1.3810 | 0.06682 | 105 | 77 | 16 | 12 |
870 | I thought you said he’d be too busy defending the castle?! | 1.3810 | 0.05504 | 126 | 87 | 30 | 9 |
871 | Tell him game point doesn't quite make you a damsel in distress. | 1.3810 | 0.05317 | 147 | 104 | 30 | 13 |
872 | I’m sorry but you can’t use your knight in every game! | 1.3810 | 0.05840 | 126 | 90 | 24 | 12 |
873 | Let’s break for lunch. | 1.3805 | 0.06199 | 113 | 81 | 21 | 11 |
874 | Okay, sudden-death point ... for your boyfriend. | 1.3805 | 0.05939 | 113 | 79 | 25 | 9 |
875 | Get lost, buddy, we’re in a tie breaker. | 1.3803 | 0.05263 | 142 | 99 | 32 | 11 |
876 | Winner takes the knight in shining armor. | 1.3803 | 0.05541 | 142 | 102 | 26 | 14 |
877 | Ok, but if I lose, I'll still incinerate your village. | 1.3802 | 0.05660 | 121 | 84 | 28 | 9 |
878 | If he's not vaxxed, sear him | 1.3800 | 0.05407 | 150 | 108 | 27 | 15 |
879 | Sorry, but my lunch is rapidly approaching. | 1.3790 | 0.05321 | 124 | 84 | 33 | 7 |
880 | Looks like he didn't make the cut at the Round Table. | 1.3790 | 0.06015 | 124 | 90 | 21 | 13 |
881 | Best of three? Either way one of us ruins his life, eh? | 1.3788 | 0.05217 | 132 | 90 | 34 | 8 |
882 | I think he is on to us ! | 1.3784 | 0.06010 | 111 | 78 | 24 | 9 |
883 | The loser of this point has to deal with Prince Charming over there. | 1.3782 | 0.05597 | 119 | 82 | 29 | 8 |
884 | What, we’re playing doubles now?! | 1.3782 | 0.05597 | 119 | 82 | 29 | 8 |
885 | Swell. I’m winning and here comes your knight in shining armor to save you. Figures. | 1.3780 | 0.04914 | 164 | 115 | 36 | 13 |
886 | I enjoy our games immensely, Princess. you needn’t provide snacks. | 1.3772 | 0.06154 | 114 | 82 | 21 | 11 |
887 | Don’t think for a minute he can save you …I’ve seen his backhand. | 1.3772 | 0.06279 | 114 | 83 | 19 | 12 |
888 | 20 serving 16. No one can save you now! | 1.3770 | 0.05500 | 122 | 84 | 30 | 8 |
889 | Your boyfriend’s coming and I get the feeling you haven’t told him that we’re friends. | 1.3769 | 0.05267 | 130 | 89 | 33 | 8 |
890 | Oh, Gawd. Here comes Mister “I have this table reserved every Tuesday!” | 1.3761 | 0.05658 | 117 | 81 | 28 | 8 |
891 | If the horse plays we could have a doubles | 1.3761 | 0.06392 | 117 | 87 | 16 | 14 |
892 | Ugh. Sir "Buzzkill" at 11 o'clock. | 1.3760 | 0.05755 | 125 | 89 | 25 | 11 |
893 | Never mind him! He can play the winner. | 1.3760 | 0.05526 | 125 | 87 | 29 | 9 |
894 | Here he comes again, Sir Micromanage! | 1.3759 | 0.06000 | 133 | 99 | 18 | 16 |
895 | I hope your prince has been practicing his backspin. | 1.3750 | 0.05547 | 112 | 76 | 30 | 6 |
896 | Time out,I feel a sneeze coming on. | 1.3750 | 0.05431 | 120 | 82 | 31 | 7 |
897 | Yeah, it’s him. Late as usual. | 1.3750 | 0.05827 | 104 | 71 | 27 | 6 |
898 | Just a sec: I gotta sneeze. | 1.3750 | 0.05973 | 128 | 94 | 20 | 14 |
899 | Snack time! | 1.3750 | 0.05683 | 120 | 84 | 27 | 9 |
900 | Does he need to make everything about him? | 1.3750 | 0.05683 | 120 | 84 | 27 | 9 |
901 | Can’t you see we’re kind of busy?! | 1.3750 | 0.05083 | 128 | 86 | 36 | 6 |
902 | Here comes another one with his outdated 1450’s “damsel” ideals… | 1.3741 | 0.05217 | 147 | 104 | 31 | 12 |
903 | I thought we were going to settle this at the table." | 1.3740 | 0.05702 | 123 | 87 | 26 | 10 |
904 | Oh sure. Match point and guess who just showed up? | 1.3740 | 0.05818 | 123 | 88 | 24 | 11 |
905 | It's about time the referee showed up | 1.3740 | 0.05584 | 123 | 86 | 28 | 9 |
906 | Mixed doubles? Sure. Just give me a few minutes, I’ll see if Grendel’s free. | 1.3740 | 0.05584 | 123 | 86 | 28 | 9 |
907 | I'm the one who needs rescuing. She's slaying me with her forehand topspin. | 1.3739 | 0.05983 | 115 | 82 | 23 | 10 |
908 | Now I know what you're up to. Knight to Queen's gambit" | 1.3739 | 0.05854 | 115 | 81 | 25 | 9 |
909 | Oh good, he found that extra ball! | 1.3739 | 0.06109 | 115 | 83 | 21 | 11 |
910 | Alright, one more game but that's it. My mom wants me to terrorize a village for dinner. | 1.3738 | 0.06161 | 107 | 76 | 22 | 9 |
911 | Not to distract you, but with those storm clouds moving in you might want to advise your knight in shining armor to lower his sword lest the lightning fry him before I do. | 1.3737 | 0.06514 | 99 | 71 | 19 | 9 |
912 | Did you call an Uber? | 1.3737 | 0.06514 | 99 | 71 | 19 | 9 |
913 | I told him I got pinged, and if he thought I meant something else, that’s on him | 1.3737 | 0.06354 | 99 | 70 | 21 | 8 |
914 | Oh god, here comes another guy to humansplain the game again. | 1.3731 | 0.05867 | 134 | 99 | 20 | 15 |
915 | Loser has to deal with Sir Stalks-a-lot. | 1.3730 | 0.05604 | 126 | 89 | 27 | 10 |
916 | Thanks, but I can slay this dragon myself. | 1.3730 | 0.05490 | 126 | 88 | 29 | 9 |
917 | If *I* win, *I* get to kiss the prince ! | 1.3727 | 0.05899 | 110 | 77 | 25 | 8 |
918 | Can we make this quick? I have another match. | 1.3727 | 0.05899 | 110 | 77 | 25 | 8 |
919 | I told you not to post your location. | 1.3725 | 0.06219 | 102 | 72 | 22 | 8 |
920 | Why do they always have to appear on match point? | 1.3723 | 0.05076 | 137 | 94 | 35 | 8 |
921 | To slay or to play, that is the question | 1.3721 | 0.06135 | 129 | 97 | 16 | 16 |
922 | Ok, just one more game - I see lunch is on its way. | 1.3721 | 0.04930 | 129 | 86 | 38 | 5 |
923 | Loser of this point tells him | 1.3717 | 0.06434 | 113 | 84 | 16 | 13 |
924 | Even Lancelot can't save your backhand. | 1.3712 | 0.05313 | 132 | 92 | 31 | 9 |
925 | Why do they think we always need rescued... | 1.3711 | 0.06606 | 97 | 70 | 18 | 9 |
926 | So you've been playing me, huh?!? | 1.3710 | 0.05181 | 124 | 84 | 34 | 6 |
927 | Give me a break. You're only down two points! | 1.3708 | 0.06267 | 89 | 61 | 23 | 5 |
928 | Oh, great, here he comes again, no doubt continuing his unending quest to knightsplain ping-pong. | 1.3707 | 0.05812 | 116 | 82 | 25 | 9 |
929 | I thought you disabled the “find my” app? | 1.3707 | 0.05681 | 116 | 81 | 27 | 8 |
930 | Don't give up your Knight job. | 1.3706 | 0.05407 | 143 | 103 | 27 | 13 |
931 | Oh great, there's Arthur. He always insists on playing on his Round Table. | 1.3704 | 0.05637 | 135 | 98 | 24 | 13 |
932 | Here's your knight in shining armor, ready to mansplain 'backspin' to us again." | 1.3701 | 0.05679 | 127 | 91 | 25 | 11 |
933 | Next point has to kiss prince charming. | 1.3701 | 0.05568 | 127 | 90 | 27 | 10 |
934 | Can't win on your own, eh? | 1.3697 | 0.05830 | 119 | 85 | 24 | 10 |
935 | Great, now we'll need a fourth. | 1.3694 | 0.05419 | 111 | 75 | 31 | 5 |
936 | The winner gets the knight | 1.3692 | 0.05365 | 130 | 91 | 30 | 9 |
937 | Hey! You’re down 10-1. No knight in shining armor is going to save you now. | 1.3692 | 0.05583 | 130 | 93 | 26 | 11 |
938 | Didn't you say your husband was returning tomorrow? | 1.3691 | 0.05332 | 149 | 108 | 27 | 14 |
939 | Don't turn around! Its that stalker of yours again! | 1.3689 | 0.05342 | 103 | 68 | 32 | 3 |
940 | That's not even a regulation paddle. | 1.3689 | 0.05484 | 122 | 85 | 29 | 8 |
941 | I don't play doubles. One of you is toast... | 1.3688 | 0.05270 | 141 | 100 | 30 | 11 |
942 | Oh, jeez, what's he doing here? George doesn't even know how to play ping pong | 1.3684 | 0.06010 | 114 | 82 | 22 | 10 |
943 | It's game point, and now he shows up?!?! | 1.3680 | 0.05740 | 125 | 90 | 24 | 11 |
944 | The King thinks it's chess night. | 1.3680 | 0.05627 | 125 | 89 | 26 | 10 |
945 | Saint George, lamenting his habitual tardiness, watched in resignation as the Princess moved in for the kill. | 1.3679 | 0.05893 | 106 | 74 | 25 | 7 |
946 | Hurry up - I'd like to finish this before knight-fall. | 1.3679 | 0.06334 | 106 | 77 | 19 | 10 |
947 | Here he comes again. This time, just play coy. | 1.3679 | 0.05738 | 106 | 73 | 27 | 6 |
948 | Even THIS would've been a better finale for Game of Thrones... | 1.3675 | 0.06021 | 117 | 85 | 21 | 11 |
949 | Tell your knight in shining armor he’ll play better with a paddle. | 1.3675 | 0.05642 | 117 | 82 | 27 | 8 |
950 | Good grief. This is SO 12th century! | 1.3673 | 0.06048 | 98 | 68 | 24 | 6 |
951 | Damsel in distress my ass. | 1.3670 | 0.06340 | 109 | 80 | 18 | 11 |
952 | I don't know what you see in him. I don't find him charming and his paddle skills stink. | 1.3670 | 0.05925 | 109 | 77 | 24 | 8 |
953 | He just can't seem to accept our non-traditional narrative. | 1.3670 | 0.05779 | 109 | 76 | 26 | 7 |
954 | I'm guessing you still haven't had that talk with Jerome about his savior complex. | 1.3667 | 0.05790 | 120 | 86 | 24 | 10 |
955 | Oh yeah,you should see me when I’m hot! | 1.3664 | 0.05548 | 131 | 94 | 26 | 11 |
956 | 'Hey, you two, stop hitting the ball so wide. Tired of fetching.!' | 1.3664 | 0.05956 | 131 | 98 | 18 | 15 |
957 | She says she doesn't want to subjected to the emotional labor of your medieval gender paradigms anymore. | 1.3661 | 0.06213 | 112 | 82 | 19 | 11 |
958 | Your hero knows nothing of square tables. | 1.3654 | 0.05965 | 104 | 73 | 24 | 7 |
959 | When are you going to tell your ex that you are a lesbian? | 1.3652 | 0.06338 | 115 | 86 | 16 | 13 |
960 | If I win this point Lancelot is toast | 1.3651 | 0.05812 | 126 | 92 | 22 | 12 |
961 | Let's finish this game before knightfall. | 1.3651 | 0.05589 | 126 | 90 | 26 | 10 |
962 | The winner kisses the frog, the loser gets the knight! | 1.3651 | 0.05920 | 126 | 93 | 20 | 13 |
963 | Do you think he will kiss me also? | 1.3646 | 0.05758 | 96 | 65 | 27 | 4 |
964 | Oh look! Your old flame! | 1.3646 | 0.06127 | 96 | 67 | 23 | 6 |
965 | Who invited George? | 1.3645 | 0.05376 | 107 | 72 | 31 | 4 |
966 | I’m keeping my eye on the ball, and I’m certainly not falling for that “knight in shining armor” line. | 1.3636 | 0.05880 | 110 | 78 | 24 | 8 |
967 | Last point. It’s barbecue knight. | 1.3636 | 0.06157 | 110 | 80 | 20 | 10 |
968 | Hold your horses. You’ve got next. | 1.3636 | 0.05984 | 121 | 89 | 20 | 12 |
969 | When I said put a little English on it, I didn’t mean him. | 1.3636 | 0.05880 | 110 | 78 | 24 | 8 |
970 | I don't want this game to go into sudden death. | 1.3630 | 0.05216 | 135 | 95 | 31 | 9 |
971 | You can't join us. That is not a regulation paddle. | 1.3629 | 0.05649 | 124 | 89 | 25 | 10 |
972 | So you guys are, like, really into cosplay. | 1.3628 | 0.05769 | 113 | 80 | 25 | 8 |
973 | He just wants to slay me because he can't handle my spin serve. | 1.3628 | 0.05631 | 113 | 79 | 27 | 7 |
974 | Put some heat on it | 1.3627 | 0.05536 | 102 | 69 | 29 | 4 |
975 | Oh here comes another one— want me to take care of it? | 1.3627 | 0.06651 | 102 | 76 | 15 | 11 |
976 | I suppose he is coming to protect and serve. | 1.3623 | 0.05339 | 138 | 99 | 28 | 11 |
977 | Sorry, I've gotta forfeit—my Uber's here already. | 1.3621 | 0.05252 | 116 | 79 | 32 | 5 |
978 | If you let me win this game, I won't incinerate him. | 1.3619 | 0.06366 | 105 | 77 | 18 | 10 |
979 | It's just another middle-aged white knight who thinks you need to be rescued. | 1.3613 | 0.05690 | 119 | 85 | 25 | 9 |
980 | Oh, sure! Just when I get the serve, here comes Arthur and he wants his table back. | 1.3611 | 0.06094 | 108 | 78 | 21 | 9 |
981 | I'm going to slay you this time. | 1.3611 | 0.05497 | 108 | 74 | 29 | 5 |
982 | Don't you feel like you're in a bad Ingmar Bergman film? | 1.3611 | 0.06234 | 108 | 79 | 19 | 10 |
983 | Uh-oh, here comes killjoy | 1.3608 | 0.06584 | 97 | 71 | 17 | 9 |
984 | Hark ! What Knight through yonder Winter breaks ? | 1.3607 | 0.06056 | 122 | 91 | 18 | 13 |
985 | Are you going to be the one to tell him that we are playing best out of three? | 1.3607 | 0.05590 | 122 | 87 | 26 | 9 |
986 | That's cheating! | 1.3604 | 0.05836 | 111 | 79 | 24 | 8 |
987 | It will take more than a knight in shining armor to save you from triple match point. | 1.3604 | 0.06110 | 111 | 81 | 20 | 10 |
988 | He can wait. Serve! | 1.3604 | 0.05836 | 111 | 79 | 24 | 8 |
989 | Time flies! We play all day then knight comes | 1.3604 | 0.05975 | 111 | 80 | 22 | 9 |
990 | Leave me alone bro, I'm dealing with this dragon. | 1.3604 | 0.05399 | 111 | 76 | 30 | 5 |
991 | King Arthur insists that we play on a round table. | 1.3603 | 0.05288 | 136 | 97 | 29 | 10 |
992 | Great, it looks like they double booked the field with the Jousting Club again. | 1.3603 | 0.05589 | 136 | 100 | 23 | 13 |
993 | Here comes the fun police. | 1.3600 | 0.06439 | 100 | 73 | 18 | 9 |
994 | If I win this point, I walk away and he still gets to be the hero. | 1.3596 | 0.06246 | 114 | 85 | 17 | 12 |
995 | Don't you think you're being a bad sport about this? | 1.3596 | 0.05861 | 114 | 82 | 23 | 9 |
996 | So, how do you feel about barbecue for lunch? | 1.3596 | 0.06240 | 89 | 62 | 22 | 5 |
997 | I’ll let you win, if you tell him you’re in distress. | 1.3592 | 0.05830 | 103 | 72 | 25 | 6 |
998 | Well, we could use two more balls. | 1.3583 | 0.05773 | 120 | 87 | 23 | 10 |
999 | Your boyfriend can’t save you from my top spin. | 1.3583 | 0.05650 | 120 | 86 | 25 | 9 |
1000 | I thought it was just going to be the two of us. | 1.3583 | 0.05773 | 120 | 87 | 23 | 10 |
1001 | Oh great, here comes Sir Wheel the third | 1.3583 | 0.05773 | 120 | 87 | 23 | 10 |
1002 | And I don't give a "damsel" who is coming to save you. | 1.3582 | 0.05233 | 134 | 95 | 30 | 9 |
1003 | Lord of the Pings | 1.3580 | 0.06645 | 81 | 57 | 19 | 5 |
1004 | Don't be so impatient, St. George! I'm winning. | 1.3578 | 0.05905 | 109 | 78 | 23 | 8 |
1005 | Don't tell me you posted another 'Distress' Instagram! | 1.3578 | 0.05905 | 109 | 78 | 23 | 8 |
1006 | Who rides on a horse with his sword hanging loose like that? I hope he’s at least wearing a mask. | 1.3577 | 0.05901 | 123 | 91 | 20 | 12 |
1007 | If that twit as much as breaks my concentration, I will crisp him! | 1.3577 | 0.05307 | 123 | 86 | 30 | 7 |
1008 | Mask or no mask, I’m asking to see his vaccine card. | 1.3577 | 0.05787 | 123 | 90 | 22 | 11 |
1009 | I said slay it not play it! | 1.3571 | 0.05793 | 112 | 80 | 24 | 8 |
1010 | Darn! “Once upon a time got us” | 1.3571 | 0.06527 | 98 | 72 | 17 | 9 |
1011 | Never bring a sword to a paddle fight! | 1.3571 | 0.05652 | 112 | 79 | 26 | 7 |
1012 | The ball boy’s finally back. I’ll try not to smash so hard anymore | 1.3571 | 0.06024 | 98 | 69 | 23 | 6 |
1013 | Hark! Here cometh a man asking for directions. He must be as fictitious as myself. | 1.3565 | 0.06199 | 115 | 86 | 17 | 12 |
1014 | Yes you were winning, but here comes the patriarchy | 1.3565 | 0.05818 | 115 | 83 | 23 | 9 |
1015 | He just does not understand the friend zone | 1.3565 | 0.05411 | 115 | 80 | 29 | 6 |
1016 | He could just be delivering a pizza but I won't hold my breath. | 1.3564 | 0.06227 | 101 | 73 | 20 | 8 |
1017 | It's about time you showed up! She's winning! | 1.3563 | 0.06932 | 87 | 64 | 15 | 8 |
1018 | Oh great,now he comes right when I’m about to win. | 1.3563 | 0.06535 | 87 | 62 | 19 | 6 |
1019 | This time, tell him to keep the round table jokes to himself – it's distracting. | 1.3561 | 0.05283 | 132 | 94 | 29 | 9 |
1020 | That doesn't look like a paddle. | 1.3559 | 0.05584 | 118 | 84 | 26 | 8 |
1021 | Oh no,your dad’s here! | 1.3559 | 0.05318 | 118 | 82 | 30 | 6 |
1022 | "Come on. Always when I'm about to win." | 1.3559 | 0.05318 | 118 | 82 | 30 | 6 |
1023 | Don’t you think your boyfriend is a little possessive? | 1.3558 | 0.05784 | 104 | 73 | 25 | 6 |
1024 | You forgot to postpone your own rescue for the next week, didn’t you? | 1.3556 | 0.06574 | 90 | 65 | 18 | 7 |
1025 | Let me see if I have this right…. I can eat him if I win. If you win, I have to eat him. | 1.3551 | 0.06264 | 107 | 79 | 18 | 10 |
1026 | But you're not even losing! | 1.3551 | 0.05673 | 107 | 75 | 26 | 6 |
1027 | If you think you will get better service from him you're living in a fairy tale world. | 1.3551 | 0.05224 | 138 | 99 | 29 | 10 |
1028 | OK big boy - you gotta get through me first, so serve! | 1.3548 | 0.05972 | 124 | 93 | 18 | 13 |
1029 | I knew your boyfriend wouldn't understand what type of tournament you meant. | 1.3548 | 0.05851 | 93 | 64 | 25 | 4 |
1030 | ...if YOU win, I still eat your boyfriend. I just don't make you watch. | 1.3548 | 0.05633 | 124 | 90 | 24 | 10 |
1031 | And just when my killer spin got hot! | 1.3545 | 0.05416 | 110 | 76 | 29 | 5 |
1032 | I hope your little friend has some balls. This one’s cracked. | 1.3545 | 0.06001 | 110 | 80 | 21 | 9 |
1033 | Stop blowing on the ball before you serve or we'll never get a volley. | 1.3543 | 0.05648 | 127 | 93 | 23 | 11 |
1034 | Look at the score-- She's already slaying me. | 1.3542 | 0.06102 | 96 | 68 | 22 | 6 |
1035 | Him and his horse both cheat. I really don't want to play partners. | 1.3540 | 0.06018 | 113 | 83 | 20 | 10 |
1036 | What's with the sword? I told him he needs to bring a paddle to play. | 1.3535 | 0.06471 | 99 | 73 | 17 | 9 |
1037 | You win it's your partner, I win it's my dinner. | 1.3534 | 0.05905 | 116 | 85 | 21 | 10 |
1038 | This IS the big fight scene when you’re going straight to video. | 1.3534 | 0.05373 | 116 | 81 | 29 | 6 |
1039 | Ugh, the note said that I needed a girls' night, not a girl's knight. | 1.3534 | 0.05566 | 133 | 98 | 23 | 12 |
1040 | Argh... I keep explaining to him it's a round of table tennis, not a round table menace... | 1.3529 | 0.06331 | 102 | 75 | 18 | 9 |
1041 | Quick ! Think of a way to explain our relationship | 1.3524 | 0.05896 | 105 | 75 | 23 | 7 |
1042 | This one I will serve well done. | 1.3524 | 0.06488 | 105 | 79 | 15 | 11 |
1043 | You said this was a single's match! | 1.3516 | 0.06127 | 91 | 64 | 22 | 5 |
1044 | Not white male privilege again... | 1.3516 | 0.07054 | 91 | 69 | 12 | 10 |
1045 | Just one fan again today...ping pong just isn't as popular when we aren't in bikinis. | 1.3511 | 0.06715 | 94 | 70 | 15 | 9 |
1046 | Does he know that we are just friends? | 1.3509 | 0.05429 | 114 | 80 | 28 | 6 |
1047 | Your idiot boyfriend will never beat me with that ridiculous pointy paddle he's brandishing. | 1.3505 | 0.06225 | 97 | 70 | 20 | 7 |
1048 | Ah, Christ, don’t turn around. It’s Steve. | 1.3504 | 0.06108 | 117 | 88 | 17 | 12 |
1049 | My boyfriends back and you're gonna be in trouble | 1.3504 | 0.05138 | 137 | 98 | 30 | 9 |
1050 | The real competition has arrived princess, your Prince charming and I don't think he wants to play ping pong | 1.3500 | 0.05994 | 120 | 90 | 18 | 12 |
1051 | Hey princess don’t look now but remember that one knight stand I told you about? | 1.3500 | 0.06093 | 100 | 72 | 21 | 7 |
1052 | If you win, your boyfriend gets to slay me. If I win, you get me a three-picture deal with Disney. | 1.3500 | 0.05638 | 140 | 106 | 19 | 15 |
1053 | Yonder comes Sir Buttsinalot! | 1.3500 | 0.05994 | 120 | 90 | 18 | 12 |
1054 | Ok. So, winner gets the table? | 1.3500 | 0.05507 | 120 | 86 | 26 | 8 |
1055 | Not so fast, your highness. You have to win by two! | 1.3495 | 0.05640 | 103 | 72 | 26 | 5 |
1056 | The winner takes the castle and the horse. | 1.3495 | 0.05968 | 103 | 74 | 22 | 7 |
1057 | Best play on speedily, for verily, methinks this knight will soon fall. | 1.3492 | 0.05781 | 126 | 94 | 20 | 12 |
1058 | No! You can have the horse as a doubles partner this time! | 1.3491 | 0.06149 | 106 | 78 | 19 | 9 |
1059 | So we're agreed. Whoever scores the next point gets to eat the prince. | 1.3491 | 0.06294 | 106 | 79 | 17 | 10 |
1060 | If I ace this serve, do I get to eat the clown on the horse? | 1.3491 | 0.05850 | 106 | 76 | 23 | 7 |
1061 | From my perspective, I saved her from you… | 1.3491 | 0.06001 | 106 | 77 | 21 | 8 |
1062 | You’re served next. | 1.3491 | 0.05199 | 106 | 72 | 31 | 3 |
1063 | I said no guest shots. | 1.3486 | 0.05738 | 109 | 78 | 24 | 7 |
1064 | Ha! Match point. You're a little late pal. | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
1065 | Even a knight in shining armor won't help you win this match. | 1.3482 | 0.05910 | 112 | 82 | 21 | 9 |
1066 | Set point, you need to be rescued. | 1.3482 | 0.05486 | 112 | 79 | 27 | 6 |
1067 | Yes, but losing at table tennis hardly qualifies you as ‘a damsel in distress’. | 1.3482 | 0.05772 | 112 | 81 | 23 | 8 |
1068 | I can’t serve while he’s watching | 1.3482 | 0.05910 | 112 | 82 | 21 | 9 |
1069 | After dual hemipenises with spicules and hooks, how could you go back to him? | 1.3478 | 0.06266 | 92 | 66 | 20 | 6 |
1070 | Oh, sure, call George to save you! | 1.3475 | 0.05160 | 118 | 82 | 31 | 5 |
1071 | Really! You called in the cavalry?! | 1.3474 | 0.06308 | 95 | 69 | 19 | 7 |
1072 | When you brag about your husband George, you shouldn't say "he's a saint"; the church has an entire process for that... | 1.3474 | 0.06483 | 95 | 70 | 17 | 8 |
1073 | I think your Uber is here | 1.3474 | 0.05943 | 95 | 67 | 23 | 5 |
1074 | Winner keeps the castle … | 1.3474 | 0.05751 | 95 | 66 | 25 | 4 |
1075 | I thought we agreed to make this our time without ol' killjoy. | 1.3469 | 0.06819 | 98 | 75 | 12 | 11 |
1076 | dammit, this was the last place I thought he'd look | 1.3468 | 0.05615 | 124 | 91 | 23 | 10 |
1077 | Loser tells the prince we're eloping. | 1.3465 | 0.05529 | 101 | 70 | 27 | 4 |
1078 | Here comes the trouble. | 1.3465 | 0.06665 | 101 | 77 | 13 | 11 |
1079 | Must he doeth this every time we play mead pong? | 1.3465 | 0.05405 | 127 | 92 | 26 | 9 |
1080 | Here we go. Now we’ll have to listen to all that Stockholm syndrome crap again. | 1.3465 | 0.05956 | 127 | 97 | 16 | 14 |
1081 | Knight to Queen's 5 o'clock | 1.3462 | 0.05760 | 104 | 74 | 24 | 6 |
1082 | No, don’t run. He just wants to play the winner. | 1.3462 | 0.06075 | 104 | 76 | 20 | 8 |
1083 | You're next! | 1.3462 | 0.05318 | 130 | 94 | 27 | 9 |
1084 | Princess, ‘tis I — come to play the dragon! | 1.3462 | 0.06227 | 104 | 77 | 18 | 9 |
1085 | Yonder brave knight can't save you from my topspin | 1.3458 | 0.05954 | 107 | 78 | 21 | 8 |
1086 | Looks like my 5 o'clock is early. | 1.3455 | 0.05980 | 110 | 81 | 20 | 9 |
1087 | Beer pong is at the next castle over, Sir Chad. | 1.3455 | 0.05546 | 110 | 78 | 26 | 6 |
1088 | Ah - -a neatly packaged barbeque snack is being delivered. | 1.3452 | 0.06448 | 84 | 60 | 19 | 5 |
1089 | Speaking of toxic masculinity… | 1.3451 | 0.05729 | 113 | 82 | 23 | 8 |
1090 | With you down two sets, maybe this knight is willing to rescue a dragon in distress. | 1.3451 | 0.05198 | 142 | 104 | 27 | 11 |
1091 | Is he kidding? I'll beat him in straight sets, too. | 1.3448 | 0.05625 | 116 | 84 | 24 | 8 |
1092 | Oh, look! Here comes lunch! | 1.3448 | 0.06504 | 87 | 63 | 18 | 6 |
1093 | This round is for another 20 years in the tower. | 1.3448 | 0.06080 | 87 | 61 | 22 | 4 |
1094 | I think we can squeeze in one last match before lunch arrives. | 1.3445 | 0.05124 | 119 | 83 | 31 | 5 |
1095 | I would say down 2 games to 1 is not "in distress" but here we go again with this wannabe King thing again. | 1.3444 | 0.06352 | 90 | 65 | 19 | 6 |
1096 | No worries. I beat him already. | 1.3443 | 0.05305 | 122 | 87 | 28 | 7 |
1097 | Don't look now, but i think your ride is here | 1.3443 | 0.04907 | 122 | 84 | 34 | 4 |
1098 | NEXT! | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
1099 | This game seems to drag on and on. | 1.3441 | 0.06209 | 93 | 67 | 20 | 6 |
1100 | You're lucky it's a no-burn day. | 1.3438 | 0.06426 | 96 | 71 | 17 | 8 |
1101 | Who needs a knight in shining armor when you've got that overhand, fair maiden! | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
1102 | You said we were playing singles | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
1103 | He must have heard "battle" when I said "paddle." | 1.3434 | 0.05772 | 99 | 70 | 24 | 5 |
1104 | Pizza break! | 1.3434 | 0.05948 | 99 | 71 | 22 | 6 |
1105 | You win, you get Prince Charming. I win, I get to light the ball on fire! | 1.3434 | 0.06447 | 99 | 74 | 16 | 9 |
1106 | Aw, come on, just because you're losing doesn't make you a Damsel in Distress! | 1.3431 | 0.06152 | 102 | 75 | 19 | 8 |
1107 | Can you explain me again why all of them think you need to be rescue?? | 1.3431 | 0.06152 | 102 | 75 | 19 | 8 |
1108 | He knows it's the best of three, right? | 1.3431 | 0.05305 | 102 | 70 | 29 | 3 |
1109 | Look, Mr. Sore Loser is back, and he brought his sword. | 1.3429 | 0.05384 | 105 | 73 | 28 | 4 |
1110 | You get the prince on your side. I get the horse. | 1.3429 | 0.05552 | 105 | 74 | 26 | 5 |
1111 | Something tells me I’m about to be slayed. | 1.3429 | 0.05714 | 105 | 75 | 24 | 6 |
1112 | Okay, two out of three -- if you win, I'll eat him instead. | 1.3426 | 0.05907 | 108 | 79 | 21 | 8 |
1113 | He just wants to play the winner. | 1.3426 | 0.05607 | 108 | 77 | 25 | 6 |
1114 | Prince Charming can't save you this time. | 1.3426 | 0.06052 | 108 | 80 | 19 | 9 |
1115 | Oh, great! Just when I gave up smoking. | 1.3423 | 0.05651 | 111 | 80 | 24 | 7 |
1116 | We'd better hurry up and finish, your ride is here. | 1.3421 | 0.05407 | 114 | 81 | 27 | 6 |
1117 | I don't know who he thinks he's here to rescue this time. That backspin of yours is deadly. | 1.3421 | 0.05953 | 114 | 85 | 19 | 10 |
1118 | Well, Missy, your white knight can’t save you from this serve! | 1.3419 | 0.05715 | 117 | 86 | 22 | 9 |
1119 | Oh great! Here comes Sir Party Pooper. | 1.3415 | 0.06989 | 82 | 61 | 14 | 7 |
1120 | I can't wait to see the spin Disney puts on this one. | 1.3415 | 0.06543 | 82 | 59 | 18 | 5 |
1121 | Loser has to take care of him! | 1.3415 | 0.05867 | 123 | 93 | 18 | 12 |
1122 | Just to warn you, being down 8-1 to a dragon is considered "distress". | 1.3412 | 0.07012 | 85 | 64 | 13 | 8 |
1123 | If he mansplains the proper serving technique one more time… | 1.3412 | 0.07012 | 85 | 64 | 13 | 8 |
1124 | Game point! Where's your knight in shining armor now? | 1.3407 | 0.06670 | 91 | 68 | 15 | 8 |
1125 | I keep telling you, he suspects us. | 1.3404 | 0.05965 | 94 | 67 | 22 | 5 |
1126 | A game changer is approaching | 1.3404 | 0.05214 | 141 | 104 | 26 | 11 |
1127 | Regulation paddles only!! | 1.3404 | 0.05770 | 94 | 66 | 24 | 4 |
1128 | Quit dragon this game out, it's almost Knight fall. | 1.3402 | 0.06369 | 97 | 72 | 17 | 8 |
1129 | Sudden death,or win by two? | 1.3402 | 0.06369 | 97 | 72 | 17 | 8 |
1130 | Don’t look now, but he’s back. You just have to level with him and let him know that you’ve grown and it’s time to move on. My serve. | 1.3402 | 0.05654 | 97 | 68 | 25 | 4 |
1131 | Little Jackie Paper finally came back for that rascal Puff 😢 | 1.3400 | 0.06547 | 100 | 76 | 14 | 10 |
1132 | Quick, act like I’ve captured you.. | 1.3398 | 0.06255 | 103 | 77 | 17 | 9 |
1133 | Oh you wanted a fun “knight” with a k | 1.3398 | 0.06552 | 103 | 79 | 13 | 11 |
1134 | He brought the wrong paddle again | 1.3396 | 0.06271 | 106 | 80 | 16 | 10 |
1135 | Goddammit, I said dragon player, not slayer. | 1.3396 | 0.06126 | 106 | 79 | 18 | 9 |
1136 | Where I'm from, we call it escalating stalker syndrome. | 1.3393 | 0.05750 | 112 | 82 | 22 | 8 |
1137 | Ugh, I told him we weren't hanging out today. | 1.3393 | 0.05314 | 112 | 79 | 28 | 5 |
1138 | I know what he's going to tell me: "It's 'Table Tennis," not "Ping Pong.'" | 1.3393 | 0.05609 | 112 | 81 | 24 | 7 |
1139 | It's about time he showed up. This is our last ping-pong ball. | 1.3393 | 0.05314 | 112 | 79 | 28 | 5 |
1140 | If we're playing doubles, I'm summoning Dracarys. | 1.3393 | 0.05609 | 112 | 81 | 24 | 7 |
1141 | In MY book, the paddle's always mightier than the sword. | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1142 | Hurry up and serve! The quarantine has been lifted. | 1.3388 | 0.05574 | 121 | 89 | 23 | 9 |
1143 | Nice try but his shining armor won't deter my fire-ball serve. | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1144 | Tell your friend his sword is no match for my paddle. | 1.3385 | 0.04951 | 130 | 92 | 32 | 6 |
1145 | Can we keep the media out of this | 1.3375 | 0.06643 | 80 | 58 | 17 | 5 |
1146 | I've never heard of the Knights of the Pingpong Table. | 1.3373 | 0.06246 | 83 | 59 | 20 | 4 |
1147 | Wrong table! | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1148 | What's he thinking? Your backhand is way better than his. | 1.3372 | 0.05874 | 86 | 60 | 23 | 3 |
1149 | Looks like I need to turn up the heat. | 1.3372 | 0.05388 | 86 | 58 | 27 | 1 |
1150 | He knows we are just friends, right? | 1.3371 | 0.05967 | 89 | 63 | 22 | 4 |
1151 | Honey, I decided to just slay him in ping pong | 1.3371 | 0.06381 | 89 | 65 | 18 | 6 |
1152 | He can play the winner.. | 1.3368 | 0.06280 | 95 | 70 | 18 | 7 |
1153 | Coincidence? Every time you fall behind by 3 that guy magically shows up. | 1.3368 | 0.05720 | 95 | 67 | 24 | 4 |
1154 | Wrong night man. Jousting is on Tuesdays. | 1.3368 | 0.06280 | 95 | 70 | 18 | 7 |
1155 | Once a pong a time... | 1.3367 | 0.06313 | 98 | 73 | 17 | 8 |
1156 | I really hate how he feels the need to yell “I’ve got next!’ all the way from the hilltop. | 1.3367 | 0.05607 | 98 | 69 | 25 | 4 |
1157 | I didn't think this game would drag on until night. | 1.3367 | 0.05971 | 98 | 71 | 21 | 6 |
1158 | You think you’re on fire now? | 1.3367 | 0.05971 | 98 | 71 | 21 | 6 |
1159 | Does he still not get that you’re into girls? | 1.3366 | 0.06491 | 101 | 77 | 14 | 10 |
1160 | Shut-up and serve! | 1.3366 | 0.06016 | 101 | 74 | 20 | 7 |
1161 | Really? You called in the dragon killer just because I won the first game?” | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
1162 | Oh great. Here comes Sir knight again. Make him use the paddle this time. That sword keeps running the balls! | 1.3365 | 0.05734 | 104 | 75 | 23 | 6 |
1163 | Arghh. He must have the smelled the smoke. | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
1164 | Hey!! We still have an hour left. The judge said every other weekends until 4PM! | 1.3365 | 0.05399 | 104 | 73 | 27 | 4 |
1165 | Ha, made you look | 1.3365 | 0.05569 | 104 | 74 | 25 | 5 |
1166 | Let’s not tell him you’re kicking my ass. | 1.3364 | 0.06077 | 107 | 80 | 18 | 9 |
1167 | I told you he was a sore loser. | 1.3364 | 0.06077 | 107 | 80 | 18 | 9 |
1168 | Dammit. Now pretend I’m winning. | 1.3364 | 0.05368 | 110 | 78 | 27 | 5 |
1169 | That whole damsel in distress thing. You're just a ringer! | 1.3364 | 0.05816 | 110 | 81 | 21 | 8 |
1170 | If this guy slays me, I just hope he treats you as well as I did. | 1.3364 | 0.06231 | 110 | 84 | 15 | 11 |
1171 | If I win do you turn into the Handsome Prince? | 1.3363 | 0.05844 | 113 | 84 | 20 | 9 |
1172 | here comes Prince 'Actually, you're not holding the paddle right' | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1173 | Alexa, add another 10 minutes to the timer | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1174 | Spoiler Alert ! | 1.3362 | 0.05604 | 116 | 85 | 23 | 8 |
1175 | If he says “Ping pong, Avalon calling” again, I’ll eat him. | 1.3362 | 0.05736 | 116 | 86 | 21 | 9 |
1176 | I'm pretty sure he said SLAY the winner." | 1.3362 | 0.05604 | 116 | 85 | 23 | 8 |
1177 | Winneth by two? | 1.3362 | 0.05329 | 116 | 83 | 27 | 6 |
1178 | Looks like 'Prince Bad Timing' has arrived. | 1.3361 | 0.05633 | 119 | 88 | 22 | 9 |
1179 | It's... it's... Sir Backhandsalot! | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1180 | Nice try,but I know he is a knight of the round table. | 1.3361 | 0.05891 | 122 | 93 | 17 | 12 |
1181 | Next point wins, I’m starving and it’s almost knight time. | 1.3360 | 0.05673 | 125 | 94 | 20 | 11 |
1182 | That’s come ‘play’ the dragon, not ‘slay’ the dragon. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1183 | Loser has to deal with that guy. | 1.3333 | 0.05424 | 108 | 77 | 26 | 5 |
1184 | Blazes! Just when I was about to serve match point! | 1.3333 | 0.06515 | 90 | 67 | 16 | 7 |
1185 | The horse and I will play the two of you in doubles. | 1.3333 | 0.05694 | 117 | 87 | 21 | 9 |
1186 | OK, I need to get my doubles partner, Mr. Kong. | 1.3333 | 0.06091 | 99 | 73 | 19 | 7 |
1187 | Time Out," said the dragon to the damsel. "I need a smoke | 1.3333 | 0.06421 | 99 | 75 | 15 | 9 |
1188 | Say good knight, Gracie | 1.3333 | 0.05912 | 90 | 64 | 22 | 4 |
1189 | He's here, quick look like your in distress!! | 1.3333 | 0.06309 | 108 | 83 | 14 | 11 |
1190 | Don't look now, but it's him again. | 1.3333 | 0.06261 | 87 | 63 | 19 | 5 |
1191 | He only shows up when you're losing! | 1.3333 | 0.05911 | 111 | 83 | 19 | 9 |
1192 | He can’t save you this time! | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1193 | 20-19: Who’s going to save you NOW princess? | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1194 | Prepare to get slayed! | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
1195 | 'I think it's my serve." | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1196 | It's too late. Game point. He can't save you now. | 1.3333 | 0.06321 | 90 | 66 | 18 | 6 |
1197 | I am NOT roasting marshmallows on his sword again. | 1.3333 | 0.05966 | 102 | 75 | 20 | 7 |
1198 | The next game is for who gets the knight! | 1.3333 | 0.06261 | 87 | 63 | 19 | 5 |
1199 | I thought we were playing singles. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1200 | Oh heck we have company coming, but at least he’s wearing a mask. | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1201 | Here he comes again. Get ready for some heat! | 1.3333 | 0.06365 | 93 | 69 | 17 | 7 |
1202 | Not even your boyfriend can save you from this serve. | 1.3333 | 0.05074 | 138 | 101 | 28 | 9 |
1203 | Forget about the prince, he’s over the hill. | 1.3333 | 0.06675 | 87 | 65 | 15 | 7 |
1204 | Would you mind starting the barbecue before he gets here? | 1.3333 | 0.06398 | 96 | 72 | 16 | 8 |
1205 | Why does he only show up when you're winning? | 1.3333 | 0.06044 | 87 | 62 | 21 | 4 |
1206 | Here comes another one. | 1.3333 | 0.06185 | 84 | 60 | 20 | 4 |
1207 | You've won five games in a row. I'm the one who needs to be saved | 1.3333 | 0.06723 | 93 | 71 | 13 | 9 |
1208 | I said bring a spare net not knight | 1.3333 | 0.06091 | 99 | 73 | 19 | 7 |
1209 | Remember, automatic forfeit if you torch the table. | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1210 | Here comes your clingy boyfriend. I just know he's gonna try to start something with me | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1211 | I think if we hurry we may have time for one more game. | 1.3306 | 0.05168 | 121 | 87 | 28 | 6 |
1212 | If they’re re coming for mixed doubles, I get the horse | 1.3304 | 0.06016 | 115 | 88 | 16 | 11 |
1213 | I thought you were into frogs. | 1.3304 | 0.05485 | 115 | 84 | 24 | 7 |
1214 | Great, someone just brought their own paddle. | 1.3304 | 0.05135 | 112 | 79 | 29 | 4 |
1215 | He just can’t take no for an answer | 1.3303 | 0.05538 | 109 | 79 | 24 | 6 |
1216 | Are you sure he doesn't suspect anything? | 1.3303 | 0.05383 | 109 | 78 | 26 | 5 |
1217 | I think this has to be my worst, and strangest nightmare. | 1.3302 | 0.05643 | 106 | 77 | 23 | 6 |
1218 | Best two out of three or Sir Galahad is toast. | 1.3301 | 0.05917 | 103 | 76 | 20 | 7 |
1219 | Loser lives happily ever after. | 1.3301 | 0.05917 | 103 | 76 | 20 | 7 |
1220 | OK one more round, but make it quick. | 1.3300 | 0.06204 | 100 | 75 | 17 | 8 |
1221 | Quick.. I need a clean urine sample | 1.3300 | 0.06039 | 100 | 74 | 19 | 7 |
1222 | Your prince is here. Shall I serve him next? | 1.3300 | 0.05695 | 100 | 72 | 23 | 5 |
1223 | You'll need a lot more than that to save you from this serve. | 1.3300 | 0.05870 | 100 | 73 | 21 | 6 |
1224 | Don't look now, but there's something shining on the horizon. | 1.3300 | 0.05695 | 100 | 72 | 23 | 5 |
1225 | do you want me to smoke you now or later? | 1.3300 | 0.06039 | 100 | 74 | 19 | 7 |
1226 | Do you think I could make a kill shot from here? | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
1227 | Okay, okay, sudden death round. | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
1228 | The table isn’t round… maybe he will keep going | 1.3298 | 0.05737 | 94 | 67 | 23 | 4 |
1229 | Oh great, another interruption. Do I need to eat this one, too? | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
1230 | What's he doing here? I thought you two broke up! | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1231 | Don't look now, but I think your ex is here. | 1.3295 | 0.06609 | 88 | 66 | 15 | 7 |
1232 | "You're about to see me blow more than smoke up someone's ass." | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1233 | Here's Lance - butting in again. | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1234 | No knights allowed is strictly enforced. | 1.3294 | 0.05891 | 85 | 60 | 22 | 3 |
1235 | Your boyfriend looks overdressed for ping-pong. | 1.3294 | 0.06565 | 85 | 63 | 16 | 6 |
1236 | One more set then it's knight night! | 1.3293 | 0.06953 | 82 | 62 | 13 | 7 |
1237 | OK, one more game, then I need a snack break. | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
1238 | Winner gets to ruin his life. | 1.3289 | 0.07105 | 76 | 57 | 13 | 6 |
1239 | I know that guy. He's got a wicked slice." | 1.3289 | 0.06854 | 76 | 56 | 15 | 5 |
1240 | I just find it a bit odd that one of those guys just happens to show up whenever I'm at match point. | 1.3288 | 0.07569 | 73 | 56 | 10 | 7 |
1241 | You called for backup? | 1.3288 | 0.06773 | 73 | 53 | 16 | 4 |
1242 | 'Bout time Sir Slowalot showed up with the beer. | 1.3277 | 0.05483 | 119 | 88 | 23 | 8 |
1243 | Looks like he's mad we started without him. | 1.3274 | 0.05821 | 113 | 85 | 19 | 9 |
1244 | Tell your knight he can trade his sword in for a paddle at the shop down the hill... I get this a lot | 1.3274 | 0.05097 | 113 | 80 | 29 | 4 |
1245 | Right now, all I care about is that your shining armour is getting in my eyes. | 1.3274 | 0.05543 | 113 | 83 | 23 | 7 |
1246 | Really, a knight in shining armor? I'm the one down three games! | 1.3273 | 0.05184 | 110 | 78 | 28 | 4 |
1247 | Oh Oh! Here comes that guy who insists we play on a round table! | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1248 | And before we start, no, a knight in shining armor cannot be our impartial umpire. | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1249 | Oh this guy, he tried to slay me once before, but I always win, he can’t handle the heat | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1250 | We’ll have to pick this back up next week. My ride is here. | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1251 | Match point. Good knight, sweet princess. | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1252 | Your tinder date is here | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
1253 | Winner gets to smash the patriarchy. | 1.3271 | 0.06053 | 107 | 81 | 17 | 9 |
1254 | It’s just me, and you. And that horse you rode in on. | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1255 | If that guy thinks the only thing the Chinese can do is play ping pong he's toast! | 1.3269 | 0.06327 | 104 | 80 | 14 | 10 |
1256 | If you win, he will take the credit. | 1.3269 | 0.05707 | 104 | 76 | 22 | 6 |
1257 | I'd love to see Clangy Boy play a round in that get-up! | 1.3267 | 0.05988 | 101 | 75 | 19 | 7 |
1258 | If he can rescue you from my flame-thrower serve, he's worthy. | 1.3267 | 0.06151 | 101 | 76 | 17 | 8 |
1259 | The sore loser is back! | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1260 | I’ll be there in a second. I have to smoke this princess. | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1261 | Let's take a break. I need to smoke. | 1.3265 | 0.06115 | 98 | 73 | 18 | 7 |
1262 | Don't move. Some guy on a white horse is checking you out. | 1.3263 | 0.06250 | 95 | 71 | 17 | 7 |
1263 | Here comes your jealous boyfriend again. Why can’t he just accept our friendship? | 1.3263 | 0.05487 | 95 | 67 | 25 | 3 |
1264 | Ugh, looks like your old flame is back. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1265 | Lemme guess. He took the 405. | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1266 | What’s he doing here? You said he only works knights. | 1.3258 | 0.05712 | 89 | 63 | 23 | 3 |
1267 | Loser gets set on fire! | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1268 | And you thought John McEnroe had a fiery temper. | 1.3256 | 0.05297 | 129 | 96 | 24 | 9 |
1269 | Okay, he’s finally coming. I’ll call my sister and we’ll make it mixed doubles. | 1.3256 | 0.06500 | 86 | 64 | 16 | 6 |
1270 | I hear he has a wicked slice shot. | 1.3256 | 0.06707 | 86 | 65 | 14 | 7 |
1271 | “Is there a Monty Python Comic con nearby ?” | 1.3253 | 0.06880 | 83 | 63 | 13 | 7 |
1272 | Unreal. Everytime I find a worthy adversary.... | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1273 | Here comes Sir Pongsalot to rescue your loser ass. | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
1274 | Next point, dibs on your boyfriend? | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
1275 | Here they come again, I really hate playing doubles. | 1.3243 | 0.07227 | 74 | 56 | 12 | 6 |
1276 | You know, this guy slays me. | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
1277 | It's just that sore loser George again... with some sort of new paddle. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1278 | My next serve is going to be on fire. | 1.3241 | 0.06004 | 108 | 82 | 17 | 9 |
1279 | Ah… he has returned with the game ball | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
1280 | Oh no, not again. This guy just slays me. | 1.3239 | 0.07170 | 71 | 53 | 13 | 5 |
1281 | Just a minute. I am about to have a snack | 1.3239 | 0.06884 | 71 | 52 | 15 | 4 |
1282 | Ok. Best of 3. Winner gets the castle, loser takes the knight. | 1.3239 | 0.07711 | 71 | 55 | 9 | 7 |
1283 | This is why I hate bars. | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1284 | No more typecasting for me. This Disney rewrite better make some waves. | 1.3238 | 0.05327 | 105 | 75 | 26 | 4 |
1285 | His paddle is not regulation. | 1.3235 | 0.05601 | 102 | 74 | 23 | 5 |
1286 | If you win I'll eat him. | 1.3235 | 0.06099 | 102 | 77 | 17 | 8 |
1287 | Tell your boyfriend to get me a beer. | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
1288 | His paddle is clearly not regulation. | 1.3232 | 0.06062 | 99 | 74 | 18 | 7 |
1289 | Sure he can play the winner IF he’s vaccinated…and the mask stays on! | 1.3232 | 0.06393 | 99 | 76 | 14 | 9 |
1290 | Great, now I need to find a doubles partner. | 1.3232 | 0.05890 | 99 | 73 | 20 | 6 |
1291 | Even Sir Will Shorts cannot save you. | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
1292 | Not another White knight. Loser has to talk to him. | 1.3232 | 0.05890 | 99 | 73 | 20 | 6 |
1293 | Want to see if I can knock that guy off the horse? | 1.3232 | 0.06230 | 99 | 75 | 16 | 8 |
1294 | Great. Here comes the busybody. | 1.3231 | 0.05374 | 130 | 98 | 22 | 10 |
1295 | Hell, I can spin dry that canned ham with my heater on low. | 1.3229 | 0.06538 | 96 | 74 | 13 | 9 |
1296 | Dang. Looks like he wants his ping pong table back. | 1.3226 | 0.06334 | 93 | 70 | 16 | 7 |
1297 | Oh, great, here comes old "Slay to Play." | 1.3226 | 0.06516 | 93 | 71 | 14 | 8 |
1298 | Ha! Your friend is coming with the wrong racket! | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
1299 | Can’t we get through one freaking game without some douchebag on a horse showing up? | 1.3226 | 0.06516 | 93 | 71 | 14 | 8 |
1300 | One more ace and he's my lunch. | 1.3223 | 0.05277 | 121 | 89 | 25 | 7 |
1301 | Don’t look, but your ex is coming up the hill. | 1.3223 | 0.04869 | 121 | 86 | 31 | 4 |
1302 | He can't rescue you, I'm up three games to one. | 1.3223 | 0.05406 | 121 | 90 | 23 | 8 |
1303 | Winner gets to burn the knight. | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1304 | It's always the knight on the white horse. My taste preferences run to unicorns - and I also get a tooth pick. | 1.3222 | 0.06286 | 90 | 67 | 17 | 6 |
1305 | Here comes that Ding Dong to mess with our ping Pong | 1.3222 | 0.06482 | 90 | 68 | 15 | 7 |
1306 | Okay. Last point. Loser gets the prince...and his mother. | 1.3222 | 0.06286 | 90 | 67 | 17 | 6 |
1307 | Here comes George. He forgot his paddle again. | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1308 | Fancy dress day at Google | 1.3222 | 0.06672 | 90 | 69 | 13 | 8 |
1309 | Playing with stereotypes, I see. | 1.3220 | 0.05090 | 118 | 85 | 28 | 5 |
1310 | Really? This guy again? How many times do I have to breath fire before he gets the message? | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1311 | Princess: “You got this one?” Dragon: “OMG just tell them you’re gay! I don’t want more deaths on my conscience!” | 1.3217 | 0.05865 | 115 | 88 | 17 | 10 |
1312 | If I win this next point, you get to explain fragile masculinity to him. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1313 | As a strong, competitive woman, I don’t need rescuing! | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
1314 | You win you get him. | 1.3214 | 0.05658 | 84 | 59 | 23 | 2 |
1315 | He's going to look awfully foolish trying to play ping-pong with that sword | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1316 | You think he'll still like you when he sees that backhand? | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1317 | If he makes one more joke about how this game is draggin', I swear... | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1318 | He's mistaken. After your last serve I'm the one who needs rescuing. | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1319 | For starters, I'm going to set the knight on fire. | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1320 | What’s so charming about an idiot who still can’t pick a regulation paddle? | 1.3208 | 0.06076 | 106 | 81 | 16 | 9 |
1321 | Winner slays on? | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
1322 | Ok, here's the client. Let's get back to work. | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1323 | One-love. And here he comes! | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
1324 | Don't look now, but Sir Lobs-A-Lot is back. | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1325 | I don’t think that paddle is regulation. | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
1326 | OK, if I win, I eat the Prince. If you win, I eat the Prince. I call that a win win for both of us. | 1.3200 | 0.07143 | 75 | 57 | 12 | 6 |
1327 | Looks like he's signaling dibs. | 1.3200 | 0.07391 | 75 | 58 | 10 | 7 |
1328 | Oh, look who wants to play CANADIAN DOUBLES! | 1.3200 | 0.06176 | 100 | 76 | 16 | 8 |
1329 | They both got a little desperate for socialization during quarantine | 1.3200 | 0.06010 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 7 |
1330 | Are you ready for my smokin' serve? | 1.3196 | 0.06139 | 97 | 73 | 17 | 7 |
1331 | Stick around princess, you can play the winner. | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
1332 | The winner gets to leave. | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
1333 | He can’t help you with your backhand. | 1.3196 | 0.06139 | 97 | 73 | 17 | 7 |
1334 | IF SHE LOSES I'M GONNA EAT HER! (don't worry...I just like screwing with him) | 1.3196 | 0.06311 | 97 | 74 | 15 | 8 |
1335 | You want doubles? I'll get my girlfriend. | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1336 | Ready ... Aim ... | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1337 | Do you mind waiting? We’re at match point. | 1.3191 | 0.06275 | 94 | 71 | 16 | 7 |
1338 | If I win, I get to eat him. | 1.3190 | 0.05137 | 116 | 84 | 27 | 5 |
1339 | Don't forget - winner kisses the prince first. | 1.3187 | 0.06790 | 91 | 71 | 11 | 9 |
1340 | Don’t look now but game may be called due to a happily ever after | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
1341 | Oh good grief. Another one! | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
1342 | Distress? I thought this was a friendly match. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1343 | All right, the Mountain mineral rights and 51% of the Lair treasure. Best 2 out of 3. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1344 | Listen we appreciate you coming to rescue her..but uh... We've decided to work this out a different way | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1345 | We can play doubles, but the horse is on your team. | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1346 | She clearly doesn’t need saving! | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1347 | Cute ain’t gonna get you out of this! | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
1348 | Okay, you can eat him if I loose. | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1349 | You’re toast. | 1.3182 | 0.06770 | 88 | 68 | 12 | 8 |
1350 | Are you ready to be served? | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
1351 | Loser has to deal with him. | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1352 | I could fry him from here. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1353 | Spoiler alert, here comes George. | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1354 | I love game knight. | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1355 | When are you going to tell your boyfriend the truth about us? | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1356 | To the death | 1.3176 | 0.06309 | 85 | 63 | 17 | 5 |
1357 | To serve, or not to serve, that is the question" | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1358 | I'm not just trying to make you look away, there is a knight coming this time! | 1.3175 | 0.05243 | 126 | 94 | 24 | 8 |
1359 | Listen, it’s been fun and all but I have to move on to the next princess. Just tell him you’re not interested. | 1.3173 | 0.05161 | 104 | 74 | 27 | 3 |
1360 | It is 10 to 2! You really think the knight can save you?! | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
1361 | Excuse me. Lunch is here. | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1362 | Your Amazon delivery is here! | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
1363 | Not now…I’m winning! | 1.3171 | 0.07129 | 82 | 64 | 10 | 8 |
1364 | Dang, Sir LoseAlot is here. | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1365 | Drats, looks like you're about to be rescued by one of the Knights of the Rectangular Table. | 1.3168 | 0.06123 | 101 | 77 | 16 | 8 |
1366 | What a get-up! That guy just slays me! | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1367 | You never told me we were playing doubles. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1368 | I hope you brought your own paddle. | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
1369 | First to seven. Loser deals with that dude coming | 1.3163 | 0.05542 | 98 | 71 | 23 | 4 |
1370 | I'm for real this time. There's a knight behind you. | 1.3162 | 0.05516 | 117 | 88 | 21 | 8 |
1371 | OK...he gets winner | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
1372 | I hate myself for taking these roles but the work really dried up after Shrek 3. | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1373 | Your Knight In Shining Armor better have a better backhand than you" | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
1374 | He never remembers to bring his own paddle | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
1375 | You're supposed to be at the round table. | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
1376 | I warn you, I have a fiery serve! | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1377 | Yet another of your swain doth approach, my princess. How would you like me to serve this one? | 1.3153 | 0.05116 | 111 | 80 | 27 | 4 |
1378 | Being down 19-15 does not count as ‘distress’. | 1.3152 | 0.06359 | 92 | 70 | 15 | 7 |
1379 | Oh great. Just as we start having fun, someone shows up to avenge something or other. | 1.3152 | 0.06359 | 92 | 70 | 15 | 7 |
1380 | Fine. You can play the winner. | 1.3152 | 0.05558 | 92 | 66 | 23 | 3 |
1381 | I hope he remembered to bring his paddle. | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
1382 | Told you he’d figure out those were just pillows in the tower. | 1.3151 | 0.07267 | 73 | 56 | 11 | 6 |
1383 | If you win, you can go. If I win, I eat the horse. | 1.3150 | 0.05327 | 127 | 96 | 22 | 9 |
1384 | Cool your jets,St. George! I’m up ten to eight! | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1385 | Not even he can save you from the wrath of my vengeful backspin. | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1386 | I was hoping to table this. | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
1387 | It's time for a lunch break. Do you like your meat rare or well done? | 1.3143 | 0.05948 | 105 | 80 | 17 | 8 |
1388 | Wait until he sees my back hand. | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
1389 | Will you stay for dinner? | 1.3143 | 0.07489 | 70 | 54 | 10 | 6 |
1390 | We still have the table for 15 minutes. He’s gonna have to wait. | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1391 | I'm not falling for that old trick. | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
1392 | Back off, Charming. I’ve got this! | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1393 | Here comes my Disney ending. | 1.3137 | 0.06228 | 102 | 79 | 14 | 9 |
1394 | This is a table for two. | 1.3137 | 0.05210 | 102 | 73 | 26 | 3 |
1395 | Uh-oh! Here comes George again. Lend me your lighter. | 1.3136 | 0.05476 | 118 | 89 | 21 | 8 |
1396 | Wait. Weren't you and Harry de-royaled? | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1397 | Great. 'No-backhand' Lancelot'll want to play winners. | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
1398 | Hurry up, I’m about to get slayed. | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1399 | Game Point! Do I sense a damsel in distress? | 1.3133 | 0.05667 | 83 | 59 | 22 | 2 |
1400 | Ugh. Every. Single. Time. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1401 | He's mine if you lose! | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1402 | OMG! Don't turn around. You're gonna thank me later. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1403 | Looks like he found the ball that rolled underneath the couch. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1404 | Well you did wish for a fairy tale ending on Match.com. | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
1405 | Destress! I said destress! | 1.3125 | 0.06162 | 96 | 73 | 16 | 7 |
1406 | Let’s play for the castle | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1407 | Are you in distress? | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
1408 | Ok, it’s one million two hundred and seventy-three to one million one hundred and twenty-two. | 1.3118 | 0.06483 | 93 | 72 | 13 | 8 |
1409 | Your brother is really beginning to annoy me. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1410 | He better have his own paddle. | 1.3118 | 0.05508 | 93 | 67 | 23 | 3 |
1411 | 10 to 6. He can't save you this time. | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1412 | Ever feel like you and I are just going through the motions? | 1.3118 | 0.06483 | 93 | 72 | 13 | 8 |
1413 | You're playing with fire, Your Majesty. | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1414 | I've been in a lot of these fairy tales by now but this is sure a weird one. | 1.3118 | 0.06300 | 93 | 71 | 15 | 7 |
1415 | Quick, look like you’re damseling. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1416 | This time winner gets to vanquish that guy who keeps calling you ‘princess’. | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
1417 | Mix it up. Don't always go for the kill. | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
1418 | I swear, if he calls this “ping pong” one more time he’s not playing. | 1.3115 | 0.05216 | 122 | 91 | 24 | 7 |
1419 | This next point is for the Kingdom. | 1.3113 | 0.05586 | 106 | 79 | 21 | 6 |
1420 | I really don’t get what you see in him. | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1421 | Start acting distressed. | 1.3111 | 0.06250 | 90 | 68 | 16 | 6 |
1422 | You better hope I'm not a sore loser! | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1423 | and we were having such a nice time… | 1.3111 | 0.06250 | 90 | 68 | 16 | 6 |
1424 | Geez! Just when I'm about to kick your butt, here comes your boyfriend. | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
1425 | Great...your ex is here. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1426 | He shows up when I'm winning | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1427 | Oh great here comes George. He never plays by the rules. | 1.3107 | 0.06175 | 103 | 80 | 14 | 9 |
1428 | You win,you get him. I win,I get him. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1429 | That's not how we settle disputes around here Sir! | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1430 | This should be a Grimm match. | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1431 | I guess it's not my knight | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
1432 | Game point, princess. Here comes the next opponent. | 1.3103 | 0.05395 | 116 | 87 | 22 | 7 |
1433 | She e she eeeeet | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1434 | He always brings a sword to a paddle fight. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1435 | Tell your knight that the round table doesn’t work. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1436 | Winner gets the castle | 1.3103 | 0.05254 | 116 | 86 | 24 | 6 |
1437 | Okay, another match point. Let’s try to wrap this up before knight is upon us. | 1.3103 | 0.06603 | 87 | 67 | 13 | 7 |
1438 | Me thinks your Knight in shining armour is about to become Toast... | 1.3100 | 0.05979 | 100 | 76 | 17 | 7 |
1439 | Best 2 out of 3 wins a free knight. | 1.3100 | 0.06466 | 100 | 79 | 11 | 10 |
1440 | How many points for the guy on the horse? | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
1441 | I feel like you're letting me win. | 1.3097 | 0.05195 | 113 | 83 | 25 | 5 |
1442 | Do you really need saving every time you lose a set? | 1.3097 | 0.05491 | 113 | 85 | 21 | 7 |
1443 | It's all fun and games until HE gets here. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1444 | Great, just as I’m serving for match point. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1445 | At my house we call it Game of Pongs. | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
1446 | Fair warning: I slay. | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
1447 | Oh great… him again. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1448 | Game point. Loser has to spend the night with Sir Talksalot | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1449 | Does your boyfriend understand that we're just playing pingpong? | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1450 | Do we have to go to China to play in peace? | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1451 | Winner of the next point gets the Knight | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1452 | C’mon you’re draggin’! | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1453 | Why does he think he can win your battles for you? | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1454 | He can't save you from my wicked awesome serve! | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1455 | Keep playing, Dragon. That guy may want to challenge you but he's not in your league. The horse, on the other hand, isn't half bad. | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1456 | Loser deals with the prince. | 1.3086 | 0.06722 | 81 | 62 | 13 | 6 |
1457 | This next serve is called "Fireball" | 1.3085 | 0.05459 | 94 | 68 | 23 | 3 |
1458 | Damn. It's a trademark lawyer. I told you we should only call it "table tennis!" | 1.3085 | 0.05459 | 94 | 68 | 23 | 3 |
1459 | Ugh. He brought his non-regulation paddle again. | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1460 | Were you expecting a doubles partner today? | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1461 | Maybe he'll rescue me from your wicked forehand. | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
1462 | Um, how 'bout we just play to 11. | 1.3077 | 0.06385 | 91 | 70 | 14 | 7 |
1463 | You didn't tell me this was going to be mixed doubles | 1.3077 | 0.05343 | 91 | 65 | 24 | 2 |
1464 | You're losing,, your boyfriend can't save you,,, and, what's with his metal mask; | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1465 | Let’s see if he remembered the beer this time. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1466 | Why do umpires always sit so far from the table? | 1.3077 | 0.06385 | 91 | 70 | 14 | 7 |
1467 | Oh, great, just when I get ahead | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1468 | It's always once upon a time -- not ever just fun time. | 1.3077 | 0.05968 | 104 | 80 | 16 | 8 |
1469 | Winner decides what to do with the next knight | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
1470 | Come on, just serve already! You’re letting it drag-on” | 1.3070 | 0.05449 | 114 | 86 | 21 | 7 |
1471 | Quick. I want to finish this game! | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1472 | A reunion, of sorts, unfolds in the land of Honah Lee. | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1473 | Quick, start acting in distress. | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1474 | Forget it. He's a frog. | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1475 | Here comes your consolation prize. | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1476 | I don’t think he understands the meaning of girl time. | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1477 | Oh good. Your Prince is here. Can I please go now and rain fire upon your enemies? | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
1478 | I do not think the Welsh will replace me on their flag if you win… | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
1479 | You can play winners -- but paddles only -- no swords! | 1.3067 | 0.07096 | 75 | 58 | 11 | 6 |
1480 | Sheesh - Finally I'm about to win and HE shows up! | 1.3067 | 0.07346 | 75 | 59 | 9 | 7 |
1481 | Just tell him that size matters! | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1482 | We’ve been at this all day, let’s call it a knight.” 🏓 | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1483 | Dragon, I have you in two points. Forget about the knight. | 1.3063 | 0.05086 | 111 | 81 | 26 | 4 |
1484 | Uh oh! I meant I will recuse, not rescue. | 1.3063 | 0.04922 | 111 | 80 | 28 | 3 |
1485 | Not everything is about you, Raymond. | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
1486 | I wish you would stop blowing on the ball before you serve. | 1.3061 | 0.06390 | 98 | 77 | 12 | 9 |
1487 | Nothing will save you this time." | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
1488 | Ah damn he’s here! I thought I told you to turn off “locations”! | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
1489 | Susan was playing with fire | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
1490 | Union break’s over | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1491 | Winner gets to knock him off his high horse. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1492 | How would you like this one? Medium well? | 1.3058 | 0.04817 | 121 | 88 | 29 | 4 |
1493 | Your cheerleader is using a cheering device that is not allowed in this league. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1494 | First he had to ruin bowling...now here he is again! | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1495 | Oh God, match point and here he comes to try to save you again!! | 1.3056 | 0.05652 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 7 |
1496 | Play ping pong, not war | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1497 | i never thought I'd say this, but did we forget to tip the valet? | 1.3056 | 0.05950 | 108 | 84 | 15 | 9 |
1498 | Hey King Starchy Pants, does this look like a round table? | 1.3053 | 0.06362 | 95 | 74 | 13 | 8 |
1499 | Let's give that guy on the horse something to worry about! | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1500 | Shit, he's back. Hide the beer. | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
1501 | It’s not my fault your arms are too short. | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
1502 | Damsel in distress,my tail! With that backhand? | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
1503 | Something tells me this may be my last serve! | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
1504 | Winner eats knight. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1505 | Rats. Here comes Ping-Pong-alot! | 1.3049 | 0.06651 | 82 | 63 | 13 | 6 |
1506 | Let me just finish him off, Darling; then he's all yours. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1507 | Warriors come and go. Friends stay forever. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1508 | Ten bucks says he tries to score points with you. | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1509 | Here comes smoke and mirrors again. | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
1510 | here comes the kill-joy | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1511 | Here comes that dork that thinks you need help. I'm the one losing here. | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
1512 | You want me to light him up? | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1513 | Let me get this serve off and I'll show him what happens when something wicked his way comes! | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1514 | Royals, Schmoyals... if you lose, I eat you; if he loses, I eat him. | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1515 | Will you tell him or shall I? | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1516 | I don't think he trusts you! | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1517 | Pay attention! You can devour him later! | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1518 | If your boyfriend yells "Psych!" again while I'm serving I'll toast him like a marshmallow. | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1519 | Gees, where did he go for drinks! Camelot?? | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1520 | Yeah,sure, like I’m gonna fall for that old trick. | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1521 | We better hurry, knight is coming | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1522 | Stay back Sir Hack Kneed... it's the dragon that needs saving! | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1523 | It's match point. Even he can't save you. | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
1524 | Don’t look now, sweet damsel, but my date is here | 1.3034 | 0.05397 | 89 | 64 | 23 | 2 |
1525 | You could just ... tell ... him you want to stay and play with me. | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
1526 | Doesn't he know we're playing singles? | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1527 | He’s my backup for when you get all fired-up! | 1.3030 | 0.07470 | 66 | 51 | 10 | 5 |
1528 | Oh great, 10 all game 3, and looks who's here. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1529 | He knows you're winning, right? | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1530 | I keep telling him that paddle isn't regulation. | 1.3026 | 0.07014 | 76 | 59 | 11 | 6 |
1531 | COME ON! George I've even been letting her win!" | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
1532 | Crap! We got two minutes to finish this game before your “true love” comes barging in. | 1.3026 | 0.07014 | 76 | 59 | 11 | 6 |
1533 | I don't care what he says. I'm not playing with the round table. | 1.3026 | 0.07014 | 76 | 59 | 11 | 6 |
1534 | Do you like your ribs extra crispy? | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1535 | Of course he has to arrive at set point." | 1.3025 | 0.05141 | 119 | 89 | 24 | 6 |
1536 | "Where the hell have you been? I've lost $200 so far! | 1.3023 | 0.06631 | 86 | 67 | 12 | 7 |
1537 | Here come the results of the drug test. | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1538 | For the tower. | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1539 | Quick, say the word and I'll change back into a frog! | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1540 | I'll play you for lunch. | 1.3023 | 0.06631 | 86 | 67 | 12 | 7 |
1541 | Oh great, Gary's here. | 1.3023 | 0.06631 | 86 | 67 | 12 | 7 |
1542 | Act natural, the prince is coming! | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1543 | Can you say possessive? | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1544 | I said I only play nights … not knights | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1545 | Here comes Sir Buzz Kill | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1546 | Yonder comes Dorin the Downer. | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1547 | Don’t look now, but here comes your dumb ass Ex again! | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1548 | Oh goodie! Here comes Uber Eats. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1549 | Oh, look who’s decided to finally show up. | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
1550 | Let me serve before I get served. | 1.3017 | 0.05368 | 116 | 88 | 21 | 7 |
1551 | I think that your homecourt advantage just arrived. | 1.3014 | 0.05749 | 73 | 52 | 20 | 1 |
1552 | Winner burns dinner | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1553 | All this way to knightsplain that we're holding our bats wrong. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1554 | I'll play you for the night in shining armor! | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1555 | Ugh, he's going to want to play chess. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1556 | Oy, just when things start to go well for me, in rides the prince! | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1557 | I must take my leave now; your boyfriend approaches with my extinction in mind. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
1558 | Maybe he took my 'sharpest tool in the shed' comment to heart? | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1559 | I don't care if his horse knows the rules. I am not playing doubles with them. | 1.3000 | 0.06601 | 90 | 71 | 11 | 8 |
1560 | He really should reconsider what constitutes a 'damsel in distress'" | 1.3000 | 0.05108 | 90 | 64 | 25 | 1 |
1561 | I should have known | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1562 | I've seen the horse play... I think doubles is out of the question" | 1.3000 | 0.07435 | 70 | 55 | 9 | 6 |
1563 | Oh no, not him again. He’s got a wicked serve. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1564 | Knight: “I’m here to slay the dragon” Damsel: “ Forget it- I’m here to play AND slay the dragon!” | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
1565 | Serving Match point; oh look, here comes Sir Galahad. Presumably looking for a challenge... | 1.3000 | 0.04926 | 110 | 80 | 27 | 3 |
1566 | Hey what’s with the obvious attempt at intimidation? | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1567 | The competition is about to heat up | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
1568 | This guy just can’t take a hint. | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
1569 | I guess you never told Sir Spoilsport that chivalry is sooo last century. | 1.3000 | 0.04926 | 110 | 80 | 27 | 3 |
1570 | My ride's here. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1571 | Calm yourself! Just because he saved you, doesn't mean he owns you. | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1572 | Oh I thought you said SLAY the dragon | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1573 | Do you know this guy, or is he just here to call "next"? | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1574 | Game Point. Loser gives the knight a ride." | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1575 | Winner gets the live action Disney adaptation | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1576 | He’s bringing you a bigger paddle. | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1577 | Seems like a win-win situation to me: If I win, I get to eat the guy on the horse, and if you win, you also want me to eat the guy on the horse? | 1.2990 | 0.06072 | 97 | 75 | 15 | 7 |
1578 | I said bring the paddle, not the battle! | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1579 | Ugh! Don't look now,but here comes Toxic Masculinity to ruin the game,again. | 1.2989 | 0.06764 | 87 | 69 | 10 | 8 |
1580 | As I told your boyfriend, a little spin on the ball is called skill. | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1581 | I win I get to eat you,you win I have to eat you! | 1.2989 | 0.06563 | 87 | 68 | 12 | 7 |
1582 | The 1334 Olympics were cut short by another act of valor | 1.2989 | 0.05451 | 87 | 63 | 22 | 2 |
1583 | I thought you said you blocked notifications from your ex. | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
1584 | Why does he have to turn every friendly game into a major confrontation? | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
1585 | Right, who's going to tell him he can't play with that? | 1.2987 | 0.06933 | 77 | 60 | 11 | 6 |
1586 | Well if it isn't the Knight of the Rectangular Table! | 1.2987 | 0.06933 | 77 | 60 | 11 | 6 |
1587 | Is your boyfriend coming to slay me or play me? | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1588 | Come on! Either play on with honor or retreat in a cheap stereotype. | 1.2981 | 0.06244 | 104 | 83 | 11 | 10 |
1589 | Not even he can save you from my famous spin serve. | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1590 | 2 out of 3 he’s coming for me | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1591 | I never agreed to play doubles. | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1592 | Ok this is it, loser gets “saved” by the knight in shining armor. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1593 | Beware of my killer serve." | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
1594 | Looks like your dad from here | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1595 | So help me Fiona, it’s his fault if I lose this point. | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1596 | Do I look like I need a knight in shining armor? | 1.2976 | 0.06728 | 84 | 66 | 11 | 7 |
1597 | There’s a lot riding on this match point for both of us. | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1598 | Oh, great. You invited THAT rat bastard? | 1.2976 | 0.06728 | 84 | 66 | 11 | 7 |
1599 | Oh Yeah, I'm On Fire!...and your friend over there is about to be too. | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1600 | I’ll slay, I mean, play, the winner. | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1601 | Match point, loser spends eternity with him. | 1.2976 | 0.06511 | 84 | 65 | 13 | 6 |
1602 | Loser has to pretend they're in distress! | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1603 | As the last of my kind, I will agree to a doubles match only if we suspend the 'no fire' rule. | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
1604 | Let me know when lover boy is out of town so we can finish this rubber game. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1605 | You are soooo toast! | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
1606 | My point, I burn him. Your point, you can decide if he lives. You in? | 1.2970 | 0.05179 | 101 | 74 | 24 | 3 |
1607 | Do you know a guy in a helmet, carrying a spear and riding a horse as if to do battle? | 1.2969 | 0.06929 | 64 | 48 | 13 | 3 |
1608 | I thought you told him something came up at work. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1609 | That knight brought a sword again, he is so going down. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1610 | « Your Uber has arrived » | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1611 | Loser goes with the knight | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1612 | Well this serve is gonna distress you even more | 1.2966 | 0.05556 | 118 | 92 | 17 | 9 |
1613 | If I win, YOU kiss that knight over there. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1614 | Looks like Lancelot couldn't find his paddle again. | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1615 | No! You said I could have her on weekends! | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1616 | This might be a strange night. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1617 | Do you want to eat this one or is it my turn again? | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
1618 | Don’t look now but Sir Party Pooper is coming this way… | 1.2958 | 0.05812 | 71 | 51 | 19 | 1 |
1619 | Okay, if you win, you can eat him! | 1.2958 | 0.07062 | 71 | 55 | 11 | 5 |
1620 | I’m in trouble… he’s a lefty | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1621 | Excuse me, but I'm about to be doing a little showing off. | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1622 | More English is not going to help | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
1623 | Here comes your champion......he'll be toast soon | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
1624 | Here comes that idiot Prince again! Why on earth he can't accept our relationship... it's been so many years! | 1.2955 | 0.06497 | 88 | 69 | 12 | 7 |
1625 | I think that guy wants to play winner. | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1626 | Oh hell, back to work. | 1.2952 | 0.06041 | 105 | 83 | 13 | 9 |
1627 | I told you to stop inviting him! | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1628 | I don’t care if you’re a saint, George! We don’t want to play with you! | 1.2951 | 0.06753 | 61 | 45 | 14 | 2 |
1629 | Tell him that the real reason you're in distress is my wicked serve. | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1630 | Sorry, honey, this is not your knight. | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1631 | Please, just ignore Sir Lancelot, he is so easy to beat in his armor and he takes forever to recover the ball! | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1632 | This sudden death round just took an interesting turn | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1633 | Here comes another guy who thinks you need saving | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1634 | Tie game. We’re going to sudden death, princess. | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
1635 | Best of three,loser leaves with the buckethead. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
1636 | Lancelot! If you want to play doubles, you'll have to go get Guinevere. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1637 | Here comes your compulsive helper. | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1638 | Oh no, it's a knight of the tennis table. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1639 | Looks like they're about to shoot our scene. Last point, Princess. | 1.2941 | 0.06658 | 85 | 67 | 11 | 7 |
1640 | Do you feel lucky, Princess? | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1641 | This what I call: " a knight-mare" | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1642 | Chill, Galahad. She's not in "distress," she's just down a few points. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1643 | Oh, look. Someone's come to take you to THE ball. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1644 | You ordered Grubhub? | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1645 | Oh, he showed up early today | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1646 | Hold on, my food is here." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali | 1.2936 | 0.05727 | 109 | 85 | 16 | 8 |
1647 | Oh shit your white knight shows up just when I'm winning! | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
1648 | Let’s see Saint George save you from this serve | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1649 | What do you mean he’s here for you? | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
1650 | Is it true that your husband George is a bad looser? | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
1651 | I’m much more fun than Prince Charming. | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1652 | Will you tell your boyfriend to stop trying to kll me. | 1.2933 | 0.05623 | 75 | 54 | 20 | 1 |
1653 | No prince can save you now. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1654 | If I had wanted to worry about your attacking knight, we would have played chess instead. | 1.2933 | 0.07045 | 75 | 59 | 10 | 6 |
1655 | Yeah? My doubles partner is Godzilla. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1656 | I hate it when the delivery guy rides my dinner! | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1657 | You might say we are putting a new spin on the old 'damsel in distress' routine!' | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
1658 | I should have known you would pull the old Damsel in distress. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1659 | What do you mean I might need to step up my defense? | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1660 | Loser has to tell the knight. | 1.2929 | 0.06134 | 99 | 78 | 13 | 8 |
1661 | It was at this very moment that Sir Edward knew he should have listened to his gut. For as he rode over the hill he found that his mother was indeed wrong, and that the dragon wielded the only weapon he had left behind. | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1662 | Knight on a horse: “ Only I, a man, can save you from the evil dragon!” Dragon: “Keep riding buddy, she doesn’t need saving, she’s kicking my butt!” | 1.2927 | 0.05741 | 123 | 99 | 12 | 12 |
1663 | Would you like a quick warm up before we start? | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1664 | Sorry honey,just one more game. | 1.2927 | 0.05620 | 82 | 60 | 20 | 2 |
1665 | Yeah, he's got a nice game. But he always wants to play on a round table. | 1.2923 | 0.06093 | 65 | 47 | 17 | 1 |
1666 | Here comes Quixote - we’ll be all over social media. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1667 | Funny how he only shows up when I’m one point away from beating you. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1668 | Get lost Galahad! This is personal! | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1669 | Aw, jeez. Just cause it's game point doesn't mean you're in distress. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1670 | What is his deal, anyway? | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1671 | Hey Princess, does Don Quixote know you’re the ringer here? | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1672 | Damn You! This is a set up. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1673 | She is having fun here. Go away! | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1674 | I’ll be there in a minute. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1675 | Afghanistan 2028 Olympic Games Ping Pong final Women defending | 1.2921 | 0.06628 | 89 | 71 | 10 | 8 |
1676 | Loser gets locked in the tower | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1677 | Oh great, right on schedule. He always brings swords to these things, never paddles. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1678 | Hey, mind your own business buddy. I've got her at 20-19, my serve. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1679 | Here we go again. Let me smoke this guy and then we’ll finish our tiebreaker. | 1.2917 | 0.06091 | 96 | 75 | 14 | 7 |
1680 | Ha! He wore the armor. Told you he feared my backhand! | 1.2917 | 0.06091 | 96 | 75 | 14 | 7 |
1681 | Please tell him it’s “Play” the dragon | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1682 | He’s back for a return match. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1683 | Your Knight can insist on Round-Table rules--but the ball is in my Court. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1684 | 3-10, you, princess. Match point. Oh, and here comes that idiot who thinks you need saving. | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
1685 | He might be good at jousting but ping pong isn't his game. | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1686 | I know the work life balance isn't great, but at least they have Ping Pong and a relaxed dress code | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
1687 | This guy shows up every time I'm about to whip your ass. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1688 | Oh, for crying out loud.... | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1689 | This one knight will not stand. | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1690 | Do you want to finish the game, be rescued, or let me have an early lunch? | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
1691 | I hope he brought his own paddle. | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1692 | Is that annoying prince behind me? | 1.2909 | 0.05826 | 110 | 87 | 14 | 9 |
1693 | Ok,10 points for nailing Prince Charming on his chest plate! | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1694 | Coming to settle a score? We can't even keep track of the score. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1695 | I'm hoping for a fairy tale ending to this game. | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
1696 | This is what you get for Dragon this game on. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1697 | I can't focus on my serve while he's yelling "I'll save you, princess," which, in my opinion, is a backhanded compliment. | 1.2903 | 0.06411 | 93 | 74 | 11 | 8 |
1698 | Here comes the legendary ‘Knight of the Beer Pong Table.’ | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1699 | Put down your paddle m'lady. Saint George, my nemesis, has finally responded to my three-game challenge. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
1700 | I’ll skunk you, the knight, AND the horse he rode in on! | 1.2900 | 0.06079 | 100 | 79 | 13 | 8 |
1701 | Arthur takes his role as umpire too seriously | 1.2900 | 0.05911 | 100 | 78 | 15 | 7 |
1702 | He's right behind you. Quick! Act like you don't know me. | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1703 | Killing time | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1704 | Imperialism to the rescue! | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
1705 | Looks like a Sudden Death match is about to happen. | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1706 | Thank goodness my ride’s here. These games drag-on and on. | 1.2895 | 0.05869 | 76 | 56 | 18 | 2 |
1707 | this dragon slayer boyfriend is getting up my nose | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1708 | I don't care if it's St. George - he's gonna have to wait till we finish this game! | 1.2892 | 0.05563 | 83 | 61 | 20 | 2 |
1709 | And the bearded dragon scores! | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1710 | Great, another knight of the table tennis. | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1711 | Think your ex knows about my flaming lob? | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1712 | Oh great, here comes my lunch. | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1713 | Loser has to go home with the prince. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1714 | I'm gonna get Medieval on you! | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1715 | White knights are politically incorrect but you knew that “ | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1716 | You can’t just burn the balls you miss | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1717 | Let's call rematch before he gets here. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1718 | ahh.. here he comes.. lests get into character | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1719 | Forget the shining knight,Pyro. He’s trying to put you off your game and win my heart. But I think I can dust you off on my own. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1720 | Fo’ shizzle, Sno-whizzle; my man get up in my grill, Ima make him sizzle. | 1.2889 | 0.06562 | 90 | 72 | 10 | 8 |
1721 | I’ve got the knight. The horse is on your team. | 1.2887 | 0.06211 | 97 | 77 | 12 | 8 |
1722 | I am so going to smoke you this time. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
1723 | Game point. Loser goes with the prince. Winner gets the tower. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
1724 | Stop snorting. I told you my friend George wanted to play. | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1725 | Some day my knight will come but, in the meantime, keep your eye on the ball, little fella. | 1.2881 | 0.04677 | 118 | 87 | 28 | 3 |
1726 | So I've been going on for, like, twenty minutes about how masterful the album is and it turns out that I've been mispronouncing 'Aja' the entire time. Oh, your ride's here. | 1.2879 | 0.07406 | 66 | 52 | 9 | 5 |
1727 | Ready to get burned?” | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
1728 | I told you we're not playing doubles today! | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
1729 | Oh c'mon, man! She's just bad at ping-pong, she's not in distress! | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1730 | Now for a foul and sudden death- | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
1731 | Yes, I promise I'll hold my breath but please ask him not to spoil our game | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1732 | If I hit him, does it count as a point? | 1.2875 | 0.05680 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
1733 | Ugh here comes that guy who insists on calling it 'table tennis.' | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1734 | Good lord! He just can't leave me alone with my pals! | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1735 | Playing with fire | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1736 | The knight is about to have a bad day | 1.2872 | 0.06350 | 94 | 75 | 11 | 8 |
1737 | Here comes your boy friend. He looks like the jealous type... | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1738 | Your team's mascot is culturally insensitive | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
1739 | I must warn you, me lady. Things are about to get a lot hotter. | 1.2857 | 0.06683 | 84 | 67 | 10 | 7 |
1740 | Ugh, finally. I hope this guy can hit a backhand. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
1741 | It’s an Olympic sport whether he likes it or not. | 1.2857 | 0.05733 | 112 | 89 | 14 | 9 |
1742 | Oh great. Every time I'm a point ahead, Sir Busy Body shows up. | 1.2857 | 0.06882 | 77 | 61 | 10 | 6 |
1743 | The winner gets to eat the loser, right? | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1744 | Your white knight can't save you. I beat him last month in Tokyo. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1745 | Nobody likes a peaceful transfer of power anymore. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1746 | So what? Pot's legal in my state." | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1747 | Me? He’s here to rescue you! ‘Cause I’m about to win the scales off your back. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1748 | So I get this burning sensation when I pee... | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1749 | Think before you snack... Think before you snack... | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1750 | Okay,when he gets here you say the usual "Oh my prince,you saved me" and I'll hold my breath 'til you're gone. | 1.2857 | 0.06882 | 77 | 61 | 10 | 6 |
1751 | What's he doing here? You're not in distress, you won the first game and you're up 12 to 6 now! | 1.2857 | 0.05507 | 84 | 62 | 20 | 2 |
1752 | Who invited that asshole? | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
1753 | Canadian doubles? | 1.2857 | 0.06306 | 91 | 72 | 12 | 7 |
1754 | Don't look now, but here comes another knight-in-shining-armor who seems to think you need to be rescued. At this rate,we're never going to finish this match. | 1.2857 | 0.07650 | 63 | 50 | 8 | 5 |
1755 | Jousting's tomorrow. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1756 | By the time this becomes a legend, it’ll say I eat people, not beat people. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1757 | Did you order lunch? | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1758 | Don't look behind you, but I think the King is on to our relationship. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1759 | Have you told him you're already in a committed relationship? | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1760 | Doubles? Or should we suggest Bridge? | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
1761 | No, I said ‘DAMN this DRESS’! | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1762 | Here comes Prince Mansplaining again to tell us how it’s done… | 1.2857 | 0.05981 | 98 | 77 | 14 | 7 |
1763 | Do I still have to try to win so he can fulfill his purpose? | 1.2857 | 0.06110 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 6 |
1764 | If I win, you have to get rid of him so I can go back to my own life.” “Yeah, yeah… just like always. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1765 | You were right, Helen, he actually thinks this is a quirky side-quest. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1766 | Oh look, here comes toxic masculinity. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1767 | Here comes Mr Is it my turn yet. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1768 | Don't look back, but your Prince is on his way here. What number Frog is he? | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1769 | What do you think that knight thinks he'll save you from? | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1770 | It looks like he's here to play the winner. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1771 | Let's make this the deciding game. I've got a prior commitment. | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
1772 | I know you're in distress about losing, but really? | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1773 | Invite the king over too, then we can play doubles | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1774 | I hope he's not going to call "next" -- he killed me last time. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1775 | I don’t need his help but you could use some, dragon | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1776 | Oops, hold on one second, my food delivery is here | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
1777 | Things are about to get heated. | 1.2840 | 0.05339 | 81 | 59 | 21 | 1 |
1778 | This could be a heated exchange! | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1779 | Best two out of three, and the winner gets the prince. | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1780 | You weren’t kidding about that White Knight Syndrome, huh? | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1781 | Well, so much for ping-pong diplomacy. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
1782 | At the Honolee ping pong tournament, Puff was getting humiliatingly beaten by Mrs. Paper, so Jackie heroically arrived to carry her away. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
1783 | Do you like to play with fire? | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
1784 | Hurry up and serve, before I get rescued! | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
1785 | Guess "who's" back to ruin the fun? | 1.2836 | 0.07307 | 67 | 53 | 9 | 5 |
1786 | He shows up to rescue you just as I take the lead. Classic. | 1.2836 | 0.07902 | 67 | 55 | 5 | 7 |
1787 | : “seriously, I don’t know what you see in that guy…” | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
1788 | He persists. | 1.2832 | 0.05402 | 113 | 88 | 18 | 7 |
1789 | Oh Lord! Whether it’s a round table, square table, any type table - this guy always shows up. | 1.2830 | 0.05805 | 106 | 84 | 14 | 8 |
1790 | You overachieving princesses are all alike...gotta slay the dragon on your own terms! | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1791 | Alright,alright. No more setting the ball on fire. | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
1792 | Damn, I thought you said he'd be gone for another week? | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
1793 | Uh-oh. This guy always wants to serve. | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
1794 | You have to win by two. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
1795 | 20 serving 19….quick, look a prince on a horse coming to your rescue! | 1.2826 | 0.06245 | 92 | 73 | 12 | 7 |
1796 | Ah...Finally a challenge where you don't have an unfair advantage! | 1.2824 | 0.05189 | 85 | 62 | 22 | 1 |
1797 | First one to 11 gets to set fire to the village. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
1798 | Thtat's not a regulation paddle, Sir. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1799 | Yo! breakfast is here. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1800 | Quick, this time let’s get to game point before they try to save you. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1801 | I’ll bet my hoard I can nail him from here | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1802 | Oh great, this is bound to raise some questions. | 1.2821 | 0.06803 | 78 | 62 | 10 | 6 |
1803 | Stop saying my arms are short. They're just poorly proportioned. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1804 | If we’re playing doubles, I’ll take the horse. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1805 | Your serve. Getting dark. Knight is coming. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1806 | Refresh me on the rules. Dragons beat princesses, Knights beat Dragons, Princesses beat Knights? | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1807 | Watch out, my newest serve is called the dragon slayer. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1808 | Game point. Your knight in shining armor can't save you this time. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1809 | You win. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1810 | Can you be nice and not to treat him like a third wheel? | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
1811 | Oh no. Here comes that creepy guy dressed in metal who keeps trying to save you. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1812 | No one can save your game. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1813 | Quick! Double or nothing! | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1814 | And if I win? | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1815 | Ugh, don't look behind you, it's Brad again. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1816 | You don't get to play him unless you beat me first! | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1817 | Nah. I’m going to eat him either way. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1818 | Either way - I Win. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1819 | I think this guy's checking you out. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1820 | I just might say screw this game and roast you and boyfriend coming to the rescue | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1821 | She's not the one who needs to be saved! | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1822 | Even he can’t save you down 10 -6. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1823 | You again? You already failed to slay me in shuffleboard! | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1824 | I guess he will be slaying the winner. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1825 | Speaking of Love. | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1826 | That better be our Uber Feasts | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1827 | The horse is a player. So whoever loses this point gets Charming as their partner. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1828 | Win or lose he's coming after me, so I might as well confess - I've been cheating all along. | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
1829 | Things were more relaxed for most of the players at King Arthur's other court. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1830 | Here comes that sore loser who couldn't take the heat. | 1.2800 | 0.05554 | 75 | 55 | 19 | 1 |
1831 | O, jeez Gwendoline, he's here again, when are you gonna tell him? | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1832 | you told me he would be away on a crusade | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
1833 | I just think he’s too possessive, and this is coming from a guy with a literal cavern full of hoarded gold | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1834 | You lose this game and you are extinct ! | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
1835 | 1127: Knightsplaining. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1836 | I'll never forget these Olympics! | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
1837 | So, do you think he has a camera? Because this is unbelievable. | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
1838 | Last serve—here comes my next student. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1839 | He wont stand a chance, im the king of the square table | 1.2796 | 0.06185 | 93 | 74 | 12 | 7 |
1840 | Just in time to take the credit when all the work is done.... | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1841 | The knight is too late. I’ve got a killer serve. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1842 | This serve's coming in hot | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1843 | Wait until you see my doubles partner! | 1.2794 | 0.07211 | 68 | 54 | 9 | 5 |
1844 | Fire away, hot shot! | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
1845 | Twenty bucks says he mentions his new movie no less than five times. God, what an asshole. | 1.2794 | 0.07796 | 68 | 56 | 5 | 7 |
1846 | Of course! Your prince shows up when you're down 10 - love! | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1847 | Here comes the Knight. Doesn't he know you're your own woman? | 1.2791 | 0.06750 | 86 | 70 | 8 | 8 |
1848 | Hey, I thought we made a deal here. You win, I set you free. I win, you live in the tower for eternity. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1849 | Nine-serving-ten. After this game, let’s break for a savory snack! | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1850 | Tell him we're engaged. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1851 | You wanna take this one ? | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1852 | Ugh, who invited Jeff? | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
1853 | No Substitutions! | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1854 | I'm sorry, but to get rid of him I need to start smoking again. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1855 | ‘Didn’t you say his friend is cute?! ‘ #doubledate #wingwoman 🐉 | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
1856 | Him again? Just tell him you ate me. | 1.2788 | 0.06027 | 104 | 84 | 11 | 9 |
1857 | Two out of three wins the fool on the hill. | 1.2788 | 0.05870 | 104 | 83 | 13 | 8 |
1858 | Relax , we’re playing to 21! | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1859 | Here comes our third wheel again," sigh | 1.2787 | 0.07441 | 61 | 48 | 9 | 4 |
1860 | You do know that if the prince interferes, you lose by default, right? | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1861 | Two outta three,winner takes the prince. | 1.2785 | 0.06726 | 79 | 63 | 10 | 6 |
1862 | Did you invite the chess club? | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1863 | Thanks for warming me up. | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
1864 | Let's take a quick break. My dinner just arrived. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1865 | Match point, princess. Nothing can save you now. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1866 | In the old days each side would send out their best warrior to fight. This is so much more civilized. I guess that guy on a horse didn't get the message. | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
1867 | Don’t look now but here comes Justin. Remember the time he went to Australia for, like, five minutes and came back with an accent? | 1.2784 | 0.05997 | 97 | 77 | 13 | 7 |
1868 | Today's featured activity is ping pong. Slaying is on Thursday. | 1.2783 | 0.05024 | 115 | 88 | 22 | 5 |
1869 | We've got two more games this set. You'll just have to wait your turn, buddy! | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1870 | I thought you said he was just a one-knight stand... | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1871 | Arrgh....here's comes Prince with his skinny little show-off paddle. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1872 | My knight in shining armor! I hope your doubles partner is is as good as mine, princess. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
1873 | Just act mythical. | 1.2778 | 0.05672 | 72 | 53 | 18 | 1 |
1874 | Time to put away the game,it looks like the marriage counselor is here. | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
1875 | Who sent for the clown? | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1876 | I think someone is about to mansplain ping-pong to us | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1877 | Good, now we can play with his balls. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1878 | Where did you hide The Grail? | 1.2778 | 0.06326 | 90 | 72 | 11 | 7 |
1879 | Looks like that damn George wants nexties. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1880 | Finally, the ball-boy shows up. | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
1881 | We have to finish this game quickly. Here comes your knight in shining armor. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1882 | 'Stalker in shining armour behind you again' | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1883 | He really isn't my type, but a win is a win. | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
1884 | £5 for a headshot, £15 if I manage to knock him off his horse... | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
1885 | That guy on the white horse just slays me! | 1.2769 | 0.07108 | 65 | 51 | 10 | 4 |
1886 | You’ve got a helluva backhand , but he just slays me . | 1.2766 | 0.06126 | 94 | 75 | 12 | 7 |
1887 | Should I smote or smoke him? | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1888 | Oh goodie, here comes my doubles partner and we will smite thee Princess Olympic Champion. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
1889 | Yeah? Well, if he's going to play, I get the horse on my team. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
1890 | He's bringing more balls, right? | 1.2763 | 0.05493 | 76 | 56 | 19 | 1 |
1891 | Damsel, schmamsel, Missy. This is match point! | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
1892 | You text a guy ONCE... | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
1893 | Let's hurry and up and finish...my boss is coming! | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
1894 | Geez. You never told me you dated St. George! | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1895 | Patience, knight's upon us! | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1896 | Oh good, here comes the carry out. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
1897 | I hope he brings his own paddle. | 1.2759 | 0.05089 | 87 | 64 | 22 | 1 |
1898 | I bet he wants to play beer pong again... | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
1899 | Really? You had to call in the cavalry? | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
1900 | He lives in a fantasy world and is never on time.... | 1.2759 | 0.07697 | 58 | 46 | 8 | 4 |
1901 | I win I eat you! You win I eat you! | 1.2759 | 0.06679 | 87 | 71 | 8 | 8 |
1902 | Wait! That’s no paddle! | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1903 | Ok, best of one. | 1.2755 | 0.05942 | 98 | 78 | 13 | 7 |
1904 | I think that Sir George wants next. | 1.2755 | 0.05762 | 98 | 77 | 15 | 6 |
1905 | Uh oh here comes your ex | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
1906 | The paddle is mightier than the sword | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
1907 | You want to get a burger later, Princess? I’ll cook. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
1908 | So that’s the way you dress for a professional ping pong tournament? | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
1909 | Ugh. Did you invite Tim? | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
1910 | If these are the doubles' players, I have dibs on the one with the funny paddle. | 1.2750 | 0.05329 | 80 | 59 | 20 | 1 |
1911 | If you let me win, I won't tell him about you and that Gladiator! | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
1912 | George is back. Let's wrap this up | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
1913 | Want to play winners? | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1914 | 10 - 0, my serve. Not even Charming can save you from your poor hand-eye coordination. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1915 | Here comes that wimpy knight who won't play me without wearing his armor. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1916 | Well, guess who’s calling ‘winners’ | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1917 | You win this game, I get the Knight in shining armor. | 1.2747 | 0.04705 | 91 | 66 | 25 | 0 |
1918 | I thought you said you were a feminist… | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1919 | I don’t think that knight is going to save you from my wicked spin. | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1920 | Double or nothing: If I win, I get to eat your knight. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
1921 | Quick, duck! I'm going to knock him off his high horse for once and for all. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
1922 | What is your knight doing here? This is ping-pong,not chess!? | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
1923 | Oh, look! here comes a pop-tart in a can. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
1924 | Oh great... Sir Mansplains-a-lot is coming. | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
1925 | Let’s suspend the no fire agreement. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1926 | Okay, the next point gets the knight. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1927 | Your dad’s here. Do you think he’ll like me | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1928 | Criminy, why does this always happen during match point? | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1929 | Your knight in shining armor won't save you from this serve | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1930 | This guy again! He always insists on using a round table." | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1931 | Here comes my worst student. He practices on a round table. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1932 | With the score at 20-6, I don't give him much chance of saving you. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1933 | Keep your friends close and your enemies closer | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1934 | Sorry, gotta fly. Same time next week? | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1935 | Serve quickly! He's coming to save me. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1936 | Excuse me? The windmills!? Follow these hills for three miles. If you pass a Sancho Panza Pizza joint then you’ve gone too far! | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1937 | Knight of the ROUND Table, eh? Intriguing. We'll see how he does with a rectangular one. Game point. | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
1938 | Your boyfriend there may play ping-pong, but I doubt he's got the fire in his belly to be champ - if you catch my drift." | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
1939 | Finally, here comes someone I can beat! | 1.2727 | 0.06410 | 88 | 71 | 10 | 7 |
1940 | He just won't leave us alone! Guess we'll have to continue this game another time. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
1941 | Love to, but I think your Uber’s here. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
1942 | This time, he's either going to put that thing down and play with a paddle or pay for all the nets we go through. | 1.2727 | 0.07648 | 66 | 54 | 6 | 6 |
1943 | Oy, brace yourself for the mansplaining on ping-pong strategies. | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
1944 | Finally! Now one more and we can start our bridge game. | 1.2727 | 0.05616 | 110 | 88 | 14 | 8 |
1945 | When are you going to tell that guy he has no game? | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1946 | We better make this round sudden-death. | 1.2727 | 0.06827 | 77 | 62 | 9 | 6 |
1947 | Dragonslayer? Yeah, she's got you beat on that one. | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
1948 | It never fails. I'm a few points ahead, so Mr. Save the Day shows up. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
1949 | Sorry Princess. Here comes your Knight, and there goes my hot streak! | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1950 | Oh no, here comes your ex again. I am NOT having another threesome! | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1951 | Sore loser! | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
1952 | This game is a lot like cornhole! | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1953 | Hurry up. My 2:00 is here. | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
1954 | Wrong table! This one's rectangular. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1955 | Here comes the party pooper again ! | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1956 | Oh, for…. Hey buddy, it's Sunday. Go find a grail or something. I swear, no rest from these types. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1957 | You can rescue her after this game. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
1958 | If you let me win, I won’t incinerate Sir Gawain. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1959 | ‘Small balls incoming’ | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
1960 | Stand still. He can’t see us if we don’t move. | 1.2727 | 0.07337 | 66 | 53 | 8 | 5 |
1961 | I’m double vaxxed but he still wants me to wear a mask 🙄 | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
1962 | I thought we were allowed to exercise without a mask! | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
1963 | I believe this knight has the wrong court! | 1.2727 | 0.05931 | 66 | 49 | 16 | 1 |
1964 | Hey look, here comes your knight on a white horse!" "Nice try, Fire Breath. You'll have to do better than that to get me off my game." | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
1965 | It has to go OVER the net, Princess. Oh, LOOK, Your ride is here! | 1.2718 | 0.04818 | 103 | 77 | 24 | 2 |
1966 | No need to call your knight, all I said was I'm on fire | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
1967 | Here comes the BBQ. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1968 | Here I am losing, and that misguided knight only wants to come to your aid. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1969 | Oh no! Just when I win the serve. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1970 | Funny how the prince only comes when you’re losing….. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1971 | I’m about to slay this dragon myself. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1972 | Being behind 11-3 is not "distress"! | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
1973 | Your boyfriend needs to get a life. | 1.2716 | 0.05274 | 81 | 60 | 20 | 1 |
1974 | I thought you said Lord Tool wasn't showing up for another hour? | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
1975 | OK. Best out of three? | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
1976 | He just can’t get it into his thick skull that you”d rather be with me! | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1977 | "You're not in distress, yet the jerk comes to your aid." | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1978 | You're the one in distress, big fella! | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1979 | Well, looks like playtimes over. | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
1980 | Always at match point... | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
1981 | Sorry I 'm having trouble concentrating. What did you say the score was? | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
1982 | Match point to me and don’t you DARE set light to the ball again. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
1983 | The knight won't save you now... I taught the Chinese how to play ping-pong. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
1984 | Just tell him how much YOU slay, queen, and we can get back to the game. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
1985 | This was more exciting before Nixon came to China | 1.2708 | 0.06012 | 96 | 77 | 12 | 7 |
1986 | Tell your boyfriend to buzz off. The re-enactment is over. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1987 | When I say ‘You’re fired!’, that’s your cue. | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1988 | Only two can play this game. | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1989 | Didn’t you reserve this table? | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
1990 | Here he comes again. You'd think would have come to grips by now with the divorce. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
1991 | Yes! point game! For this,you'll want to go back to your sleep snow white! | 1.2706 | 0.06565 | 85 | 69 | 9 | 7 |
1992 | I’m still going to eat you | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1993 | Just once,I'ld like to finish a game without interruption | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
1994 | Once again, George critically miscalculated the value of his sword. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1995 | he's screaming something like "i'm in" but i cant quite catch it | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
1996 | Looks like the tennis tables are about to turn. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1997 | Too bad your Knight Errant got his name from his backhand shot. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
1998 | Let's just say I hope this Prince Charming tastes better than your last one. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
1999 | When you say 'slay,' you mean in ping-pong? | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2000 | She’s got to win by two. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2001 | He's back... Quick! Pretend to be asleep! | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2002 | Time for a lunch break! | 1.2700 | 0.04683 | 100 | 74 | 25 | 1 |
2003 | I think this is about to become a full-blown tournament. | 1.2698 | 0.06074 | 63 | 47 | 15 | 1 |
2004 | Mama never told me there’d be knights like this.” | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2005 | Who's your friend? | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2006 | No knight in any shining armor can help you win this game! | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
2007 | Ugh! Don't look now...Guess who's here to "Save the Day." | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
2008 | Last game, that clanging guy seems to want another lesson. | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
2009 | Here comes the knight in shining armor | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2010 | I'll bet he doesn't think you can beat me on your own! | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
2011 | That excaliber won’t help you here. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2012 | Uh oh. Looks like you aren't the only one getting slayed! | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2013 | I’m coming! | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2014 | Thank God, it's finally over! First I kissed a frog ... then I kissed a toad ... | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2015 | Uh, oh. I promised him a game of beer pong. | 1.2692 | 0.06748 | 78 | 63 | 9 | 6 |
2016 | I thought you said he was cool with our ping-pong nights? | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2017 | Girl, I thought you said you were done with him. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2018 | That guy still thinks that princesses need to be saved | 1.2692 | 0.05374 | 78 | 58 | 19 | 1 |
2019 | Who cares who wins? You are my meal when this is over. | 1.2689 | 0.05021 | 119 | 93 | 20 | 6 |
2020 | Don't look, but here comes that crazy dude on the horse again... | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
2021 | Dammit Chad, stay out of it! I'm winning! | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
2022 | Canadian doubles is a myth!! | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2023 | Dude, there are no knights in ping pong! You want the chess game - over the next hill. | 1.2687 | 0.07238 | 67 | 54 | 8 | 5 |
2024 | No one is getting rescued until this game is over! | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2025 | Gal ya had. Past tense buddy. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2026 | Hurry and play I am about to be rescued. | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2027 | You're on fire!" | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2028 | Prince Charming's fine, I just think he has a savior complex | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2029 | Do cowboys use lassos for lasses? | 1.2683 | 0.06504 | 82 | 66 | 10 | 6 |
2030 | Oh great, I see you're still pretending to be a damsel in distress! | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2031 | 'Funny how your boyfriend always shows up at match point' | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2032 | Let's say the best two out of three then I toast the Tin Man. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2033 | That paddle doesn’t look regulation size to me.. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2034 | « You’re playing with fire » | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2035 | I knew it was too soon to post that selfie! | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
2036 | Why does he always show up on MY serve? | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
2037 | It's about time the food got here! | 1.2679 | 0.07425 | 56 | 44 | 9 | 3 |
2038 | Even Lancelot can't save you. He specializes in Round Tables. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2039 | Look, just because I’m up by three points doesn’t mean you’re in “peril”. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2040 | Ah... Here we go again! | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2041 | Wait, I have a bone to pick with this guy! | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2042 | I hope he’s bringing extra balls. | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2043 | Drat. Here comes George. Pretend you don't see him. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2044 | come back in five, we're almost done | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2045 | Stop letting me win. | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
2046 | Every time I get to match point, some guy on a white horse shows up to save you! | 1.2674 | 0.05078 | 86 | 64 | 21 | 1 |
2047 | Stop this so called damsel in distress crap, game point ! | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2048 | Ooo a new challenger...that's a weird-looking paddle! | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2049 | Whoa Galahad! Hold it right there or she's toast. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2050 | Game for a match with a point? | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2051 | What a surprise. Funny, isn't it, how he never seems to clear that last hill until I'm serving for match point? | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2052 | Let’s put the table in the tower next time, and maybe he’ll leave us alone. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2053 | You know this means I get a partner as well. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
2054 | Looks like the game is up, princess. | 1.2673 | 0.05610 | 101 | 80 | 15 | 6 |
2055 | Ah, good. This round was really starting to drag on. | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
2056 | I've got time for one more volley and then I have to get back into character" | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2057 | You can’t use a sword as paddle | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2058 | Ah, here comes the prize now. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2059 | Damn! Just when I've got you at game point. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2060 | I hope he remembered the beer. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2061 | Did you tell somebody you're in distress just because I'm whoopin' your ass? | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
2062 | Maybe we should have a Puff first? | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
2063 | I knew that jousting scene wasn't going to take an hour... | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2064 | Oh you thought he was coming to rescue me? Darling, he is coming for you | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2065 | Sometimes I think he forgets it’s a game. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2066 | Let's see how you do against the Dragon of the Rectangular Table. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2067 | At least he’s wear a mask | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2068 | Looks like both of you are about to get smoked | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2069 | Oh oh he's here. | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
2070 | Oh, I see how this works. You beat the dragon, then he rides in and slays the dragon. | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
2071 | They're coming for a recount. The points were rigged! | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2072 | He might be prince charming, but he's not using my paddle. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2073 | Great, I'm finally up a set and here comes Sir Killjoy. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2074 | Don't look now, but here comes Sir Mansplains-a-lot. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2075 | Winner takes the court. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2076 | Oh, thank God. I’m saved. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2077 | Oh, crap! Just when I’m serving at 20 to 18. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2078 | Ok if I win next point, I get to to roast Sir Galahad. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2079 | oh, here comes your prince charming, I wonder what he has in store for me now? | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2080 | Finally, someone's coming to my rescue! I've never lost to a woman before. | 1.2656 | 0.05994 | 64 | 48 | 15 | 1 |
2081 | Best of three gets to eat the knight. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2082 | THE PRINCESS ALWAYS WINS. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
2083 | Here comes critical myth theory. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
2084 | Aha! Now our chess board is finally complete! | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2085 | He can't serve you like I can. | 1.2651 | 0.05167 | 83 | 62 | 20 | 1 |
2086 | Did you order food? | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2087 | So, you think you can smoke me!? Come on and serve! I don't want this match to drag on. | 1.2651 | 0.05167 | 83 | 62 | 20 | 1 |
2088 | With your backhand serve, who needs Sir Late-a-lot. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2089 | Okay, who ordered a jackass? | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2090 | Let’s not and say we did. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2091 | Ah, crap, they’re calling for a video review. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2092 | Winner gets to live happily ever after. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2093 | Cheater….CHEATER! | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2094 | Quickly, act like a damsel in distress before he sees us. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2095 | Here comes clueless. | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2096 | I don't know what you see in that guy. Who brings a sword to a paddle fight? | 1.2647 | 0.07141 | 68 | 55 | 8 | 5 |
2097 | If I win, you get to torch the Prince. If I win, you will be my fireplace starter for life! | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
2098 | This dude coming slays me! | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
2099 | You texted him 'play the dragon,' right? | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2100 | Ha. Look at the ping pong paddle your knight in shining armor is holding up | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2101 | I'm gonna win this round again! The Prince is mine! | 1.2647 | 0.05732 | 102 | 82 | 13 | 7 |
2102 | pick up the pace, you’re dragon me down! | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2103 | Sometimes the Dragon wins. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2104 | It seems I'm about to be vaccinated. | 1.2644 | 0.06428 | 87 | 71 | 9 | 7 |
2105 | He’s not going to save you this time | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2106 | The fight for equality in sport continues | 1.2642 | 0.05576 | 106 | 85 | 14 | 7 |
2107 | Oh great. Don’t look now but here comes Lancelot, the biggest crybaby loser in the realm. | 1.2639 | 0.05592 | 72 | 54 | 17 | 1 |
2108 | He thinks he’s the only one who serves m’lady. Now I serve, m’lady! | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2109 | Your UBER ride smells like canned tuna! | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
2110 | You want me to get rid of him? | 1.2639 | 0.06850 | 72 | 58 | 9 | 5 |
2111 | Darn it! Just when I was winning. | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2112 | Should we be wearing masks? | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2113 | So you called in a ringer? | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2114 | …and to think everyone freaked out when they thought skateboarding was the most bizarre new Olympic sport | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
2115 | Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be beaten at tennis-table. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2116 | She is up 17 to 3! Trust me, she is NOT in distress!! | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2117 | I don’t think he realizes that we’ve both evolved. | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
2118 | You’re just 2 points behind. Don’t you think you’re overreacting? | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2119 | Match point for the knight. | 1.2632 | 0.05419 | 76 | 57 | 18 | 1 |
2120 | Whoever wins the next shot gets to give the prince a wedgie. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2121 | Do you really wanna argue the score with me? You know I’m hot tempered. | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
2122 | let me serve you a roasted knight | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2123 | Get ready to meet your champion! | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2124 | Doesn’t your knight in shining armor realize that times have changed? | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2125 | let's wrap up our game; it's almost knighttime | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2126 | Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend never had a dragon. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2127 | I thought you said your ex wouldn’t be jealous. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2128 | Finally someone bringing back the last lost ball! | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
2129 | He'd better not start anything while it's my serve! | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2130 | She doesn't want to be saved, Larry! What she wants is to finally beat me, but that ain't happening today, tomorrow, or ever. So turn your cute little animal around and go home. | 1.2626 | 0.04887 | 99 | 75 | 22 | 2 |
2131 | This has been fun, but might you be up for some BBQ? | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2132 | Ugh, here comes the patriarchy | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2133 | Oh great, now I've made eye contact. What's the name of his blog we pretend to love again? | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
2134 | When texting your boyfriend that I was burning you, perhaps you should have provided context. | 1.2625 | 0.06595 | 80 | 65 | 9 | 6 |
2135 | Here comes King Pong now... | 1.2625 | 0.06595 | 80 | 65 | 9 | 6 |
2136 | Oh, goodie. Sir Bobby Riggs has arrived. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2137 | Guinny, Lancelot is back and in the dark ages as always, so I'd stick with me | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2138 | Dragon Fire Fest 2.0 was a scaled-back event: One knight only. | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
2139 | Stop incinerating the balls, Puff. That's cheating. | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2140 | Let's take a break for lunch. | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2141 | Did you remember to tell him the table isn't round?" | 1.2623 | 0.07718 | 61 | 50 | 6 | 5 |
2142 | Twenty bucks I knock him off his high horse. | 1.2623 | 0.06141 | 61 | 46 | 14 | 1 |
2143 | Sir Niles save you? He has the backhand of a 5-year-old. | 1.2623 | 0.07718 | 61 | 50 | 6 | 5 |
2144 | Oh, good. Now we can play doubles. | 1.2623 | 0.06974 | 61 | 48 | 10 | 3 |
2145 | 10 x 3 in the last game, sorry honey but no one will be able to save you now. | 1.2621 | 0.05847 | 103 | 84 | 11 | 8 |
2146 | Oh, great, here comes your ex. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2147 | Ok, best 2 of 3. Winner gets the knight. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2148 | If you win, I'll turn into a handsome prince. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2149 | Seriously, stop being all 'I'm in distress' every time I'm about to win. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2150 | He always comes when I'M winning. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2151 | Darren, how many times do we have to tell you that Dragon-Damsel time is our time! | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2152 | You said he was away on a quest… | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
2153 | Ok this is the match point. Either you marry him or I get dinner. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2154 | Here comes the drama. | 1.2614 | 0.05236 | 88 | 67 | 19 | 2 |
2155 | Prince charming my ass, serve the damn ball! | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2156 | He's gonna have to wait his turn. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2157 | It seems that Mr. Knight in Shining Armour has never heard of "ping pong diplomacy." | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2158 | Grrrrrr. Ignore him. Match point! | 1.2614 | 0.04980 | 88 | 66 | 21 | 1 |
2159 | Yo, you can’t phone a friend in ping pong! What the heck, Princess? | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2160 | I don’t think a round table would help you. | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2161 | You're getting me fired up! | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2162 | Not everyone agreed what it meant to be in service at King Arthur's other court. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2163 | Hurry! We need to finish our game before Prince Alarming arrives. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2164 | My dad’s famous for breathing fire. Me? I want to be remembered for my topspin. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2165 | Oh. It's him again. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
2166 | This game isnt going to have a fairytale ending | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2167 | Hey, what’s that behind you? Is that the knight coming to save you? | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
2168 | Get ready, I'm gonna put some heat on this one. | 1.2604 | 0.06325 | 96 | 80 | 7 | 9 |
2169 | You'll have to hurry up, I see my next challenger | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2170 | I wanted to rescue you, not referee | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2171 | Don"t get excited, he can play the winner. | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2172 | Me too. I always have a blast when we play. | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2173 | What are you waiting for? | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2174 | Dragon Slayer | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2175 | Doesn’t Harold know that chivalry is dead?” | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2176 | Tell him to buzz off! It's only a game. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2177 | Call off your knight, missy, I’m doing the slaying around here! | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2178 | In either case, brave sir knight, prepare to get burned. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2179 | You call that an unbiased referee? | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2180 | What is his problem with me? | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2181 | You're fried, Princess! Sir Tincan's slice ain't gonna save you." | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
2182 | He might try to slay you, just go with it | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2183 | You're going to miss my foreplay. | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
2184 | You'd think it's plain to see this is not a round table. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2185 | When this is over I'll be seeing you with your tail tucked between your legs! | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2186 | Why do you always invite your boyfriend for game night? | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2187 | Yes, I see him....does he know you're pregnant? | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2188 | You slay me. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2189 | He might have believed me if you had reserved a tennis court. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2190 | If I lose. You can have the King. | 1.2593 | 0.07563 | 54 | 43 | 8 | 3 |
2191 | Wait a second…I feel a sneeze coming on. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2192 | Will you put in a good word for me if I let you win? | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2193 | I have a backup! | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
2194 | If he wants to fight, I'm going to say I have tennis elbow. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2195 | Oh, great. Here he comes on his high horse. He'll have to wait in line just like I did. | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
2196 | It's just like the "tin" man, bringing a sword instead of a paddle to a ping-pong challenge. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2197 | Just be glad we’re not indoors where there’s a mask mandate. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2198 | Some guys don't know when to quit. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2199 | It's not table tennis, it's ping-pong-- hold on, this guy would know. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2200 | Calling in the cavalry won’t do anything to help your serve. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2201 | Quick! One last rally before that white knight of yours scoops you up and I lost my chance to even the score! | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2202 | I'll scare him off with a little fiery breath so we can finish our match before he comes back and rescues you | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2203 | Hurry up and make me hot before my boyfriend gets here. | 1.2588 | 0.05063 | 85 | 64 | 20 | 1 |
2204 | He can’t rescue you from the jaws of defeat. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2205 | Game point, the knight won’t help you this time. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2206 | Your friend's name doesn't happen to be George, does it? | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2207 | Deal! Best of 3 and winner keeps the horse. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2208 | Look at the white knight behind me? There's no way I'll fall for that old trick again! | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2209 | Did you order from Round Table? | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2210 | Ah, me lady, your knight, my dinner. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2211 | This ain’t chess and no Knight’s going to rescue a Queen in this game baby! | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2212 | You didn't tell me this was doubles! | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2213 | 20 serving 18 - Lance can’t save you now! | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
2214 | The prince wasn’t expecting this kind of death match | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2215 | And that's game-set-match my Fair Maiden! We agreed to play until night arrives! | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2216 | Be careful, his horse is much better than him at this game | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2217 | Do me a favor and act like I'm winning. | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
2218 | Hold on for a second while I cook lunch. | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
2219 | Look who wants to show off his BIG racket. | 1.2581 | 0.07249 | 62 | 50 | 8 | 4 |
2220 | First I finish you, then we barbecue. Dibs on the horse. | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
2221 | Ugh, one again, he thinks he needs to save me… | 1.2581 | 0.04811 | 93 | 70 | 22 | 1 |
2222 | Time to rewrite this fairy tale: he’s coming to tell us our lunch is ready and waiting for us on the castle’s west lawn | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2223 | Oh no. This guy always wants to play monté au cheval. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2224 | Damn! Just when I'm winning, your knight in shining armor shows up. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2225 | I’ll take winner! | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2226 | My serve. Get ready for a hot one! | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2227 | Ya see? I'm tryin' hard to get outta the life, but there's always someone pullin' me back in. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2228 | Hurry up and serve, if you win I'll let you eat the Knight on the horse. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2229 | I'll play you for the horse. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2230 | I hate to quit and run while I'm ahead, but danger doth approach. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2231 | Aiight, one more game and then we got to help the uber eats guy off his horse | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2232 | Not even Prince Charming can save you now! | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2233 | Winner gets the horse. Loser gets the prince. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2234 | It looks like a bad knight. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2235 | Really, a knight is shining armor? So much for being a FAIR maiden. | 1.2571 | 0.06956 | 70 | 57 | 8 | 5 |
2236 | Well, that's hardly fair... | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2237 | No knight in shining armor will save you from this backspin. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2238 | If this was chess I'm hoping that Knight takes Queen. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
2239 | Just one more game. I see my lunch has arrived. | 1.2568 | 0.05113 | 74 | 55 | 19 | 0 |
2240 | I come with good news. Pandemic is over. We can all go home now. | 1.2568 | 0.06682 | 74 | 60 | 9 | 5 |
2241 | Loser has to let him play hero. | 1.2568 | 0.06682 | 74 | 60 | 9 | 5 |
2242 | Hopefully your brother remembered the hand sanitizer | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2243 | Lunch break ends in 5 minutes, Lance. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2244 | Not fair having your Knight distract me during my serve! | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2245 | If we're doing doubles then you're with the horse. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2246 | Here comes Sir Loses-a-Lot | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
2247 | I swear, he's coming; it's not just a ploy to get you to look. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2248 | If I win, your Prince Charming will be my dinner and you my bride. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2249 | Looks like AMAZON is here with that sword you ordered. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2250 | Forget it. Not even this guy can save you with THAT backhand. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2251 | Ignore him. It's your serve. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2252 | Bringing in a ringer, eh? | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2253 | He’s back again. I’m done being your wingman. | 1.2564 | 0.06689 | 78 | 64 | 8 | 6 |
2254 | Looks like your tweet worked, lunch is served! | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2255 | I don’t care if you’re engaged. We’re not letting that guy play on your team again. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2256 | what do you mean I can't be a dragon because I have hands ? Karen , you are such a princess. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2257 | Hey! You there! No paddle no battle. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2258 | Your ex just showed up again. | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
2259 | Perfect timing. Game point. Looks like we'll get this game in before knightfall . | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2260 | It's 0-10 and you think she's in distress? | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2261 | Why do they always show up at match point?! | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2262 | Game point - winner gets the knight. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2263 | God, he’s such a Leo | 1.2558 | 0.05013 | 86 | 65 | 20 | 1 |
2264 | Really Meghan … you called …Harry? | 1.2558 | 0.05013 | 86 | 65 | 20 | 1 |
2265 | Oh, look, a knight in shining armor! | 1.2556 | 0.06030 | 90 | 73 | 11 | 6 |
2266 | Like clockwork, every time I’m ahead! | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2267 | How many New Yorker readers do you think will notice that the knight in the background isn't wearing any damn pants? | 1.2556 | 0.06233 | 90 | 74 | 9 | 7 |
2268 | I just hope you're not a sore loser. | 1.2556 | 0.04886 | 90 | 68 | 21 | 1 |
2269 | Next point determines who has to deal with the stereotype. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2270 | Last round - Prince Charming will take over from here. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2271 | This is good...Next point for you and you win my respect." "Next point for me and I eat you and your champion." | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2272 | Your boyfriend is about to get fried. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2273 | If you really are a damsel in distress, why is he calling for 'Lady 'Undefeated?' | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2274 | Hurry up and serve before he, air quotes, rescues me. | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
2275 | In a minute, I'm ahead 20-10 | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
2276 | Oooh, break time.Here comes my lunch. | 1.2549 | 0.08786 | 51 | 43 | 3 | 5 |
2277 | We have time for one more game before knightfall. | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
2278 | Oh, look! Your knight in shining armor is here. No! Really! I mean it this time!! | 1.2542 | 0.05717 | 59 | 44 | 15 | 0 |
2279 | Not...Your...Turn! | 1.2540 | 0.07494 | 63 | 52 | 6 | 5 |
2280 | Why don't we take a little break? I want to let off some steam. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2281 | No, dammit, he's alone. No doubles today! | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2282 | I don't care if he is Charming. If he forgot to get more balls again he's toast. | 1.2537 | 0.06840 | 67 | 54 | 9 | 4 |
2283 | We’re friends now, you can turn around. | 1.2537 | 0.07163 | 67 | 55 | 7 | 5 |
2284 | The score is 19-6; he's way too late to save you. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2285 | In a 3-Love match, someone always gets burned. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2286 | 12 serving 20? and I thought YOU were slaying me... | 1.2535 | 0.06867 | 71 | 58 | 8 | 5 |
2287 | Last game. My dinner just got here. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2288 | Love serving 20. Oh yeah, like you really need help. | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2289 | Hey Lancelot, Come rescue the queen and break the tie in my favor! | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2290 | Okay, winner plays the Crusader. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2291 | I'm winning, 18-3, now, who's in distress? | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2292 | Should we tell him we’re friends now? | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2293 | I hope he's not still playing games with you. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2294 | How’s he going to play with that? | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2295 | Why doesn't he get it? We don't want to play Australian. | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2296 | Oh, great! Sir Patriarchy is going to butt in. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2297 | Damn, here comes another dude can't who find the Round Table. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2298 | Girl, you really want that man to save you? He doesn’t even have a 401k | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2299 | 'So anyway, I put a ping pong ball under your mattress last night...' | 1.2533 | 0.06601 | 75 | 61 | 9 | 5 |
2300 | Sorry damsel. White Knights are only allowed in chess. | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2301 | Just tell him you don't need rescuing. | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
2302 | Did anyone tell the knight we switched to ping pong? | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2303 | Will you get rid of your pesky admirer or should I | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2304 | Let me guess.... he's going to want to play the winner. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2305 | This fairy tale will be told for ages and ages | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2306 | Girl, you slay me! | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2307 | You’re up 10-1, you need help? | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2308 | He thinks you need his help, again. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2309 | I flew this table to the middle of nowhere so he WOULDN’T find us… | 1.2530 | 0.05098 | 83 | 63 | 19 | 1 |
2310 | The only person this guy needs to save is himself | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2311 | Late again, as usual. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2312 | New game! Hide & seek. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2313 | I thought you said exaequo? | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2314 | Please tell your boyfriend to quit interrupting our game. | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
2315 | My serve is not the only thing that’s going to be on fire. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2316 | Game point and nighty knight. | 1.2527 | 0.04840 | 91 | 69 | 21 | 1 |
2317 | Look, one of us has to score soon so that he stops galloping in every time someone says “love” | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2318 | Yeah? Well, he better hurry 'cause you're going down. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2319 | I thought you told Lance you needed space.” “I told him to stay far far away, and he said that he heard me. But, I don’t think he was really listening, ya know? | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2320 | Pokémon vs. Disney | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2321 | Ask your boyfriend why we can't play doubles. | 1.2524 | 0.05641 | 103 | 84 | 12 | 7 |
2322 | Time out while I give this guy the heat. | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
2323 | Distressed over losing again I see! | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2324 | Aha, a Knight of Round Table Tennis. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2325 | Please tell him this is just a game? | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2326 | Is your steed good enough for doubles? | 1.2500 | 0.06118 | 60 | 46 | 13 | 1 |
2327 | I don't care about Chad, just serve the damn ball. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2328 | If you want next, you need to sign the sheet. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2329 | Wealhtheow, look... Maybe we were playing too loudly? | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2330 | Just when I have the serve, your knight in shining armor shows up to slay me! | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
2331 | Don't look now, but Sir Galahad is out horsing around again. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2332 | Can’t we have ONE game without HIM coming to the “rescue”? | 1.2500 | 0.06118 | 60 | 46 | 13 | 1 |
2333 | Don't worry, he's fully vaccinated. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2334 | I told you to unmatch him before coming, didn't I? | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2335 | Yeah, I think I misconstrued what you meant when you said your boyfriend has a strong slice. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2336 | Just him?!.......I thought it'd have been those freakin seven dwarves of yours!? They kick it in Ping Pong! | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2337 | Damsel in Whiff-Whaff | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2338 | Here comes trouble. Remember what I taught you... Breathe out with your diaphragm. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2339 | She's busy! | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2340 | Great, just when I had you in distress. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2341 | I must admit,you light my fire! | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2342 | I swear, this time I'm gonna' toast him! | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2343 | There isn’t anyone there, NOW SERVE!!! | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2344 | I don’t know how many times we have to tell Lancelot that ping pong is not played at a round table | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2345 | This is ping-pong. Knights play in chess | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2346 | My table, my rules. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2347 | He calls that a paddle? | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2348 | Hurry! Last point! | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2349 | Can I play the winner? | 1.2500 | 0.06515 | 88 | 74 | 6 | 8 |
2350 | No flames this time! | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2351 | Here comes Saint George to see how I’m doing with anger management class. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2352 | Oh no, here comes that pest Lancelot. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2353 | Hold it. Mr. Pretty Boy's shining armor is in my eyes. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2354 | Tell me you’re on fire one more time… | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2355 | Call that a smash? I'll show you a smash. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2356 | If he asks to play winners at least let me singe that annoying feather growing out of his helmet. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2357 | Looks like someone wants to play mixed doubles | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2358 | Don’t give me that Damsel in Distress line, you’re killing me here. | 1.2500 | 0.07066 | 68 | 56 | 7 | 5 |
2359 | My Lady, I know they keep dragin’ you down but here come another canned human. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2360 | You will not be rescued today, my Lady. The fool brought the wrong paddle! | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2361 | Oh, great. Here comes Sir Whatshisname. | 1.2500 | 0.06786 | 76 | 63 | 7 | 6 |
2362 | Your boyfriend's back. | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
2363 | Gee, this guy won't leave you alone. Want me to talk to him? | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2364 | My last serve before nightfall!” | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2365 | A tournament champion, eh? We’ll see about that. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2366 | You gotta lose the hat; it's just too noticeable. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2367 | I'll show you what slaying looks like, watch this serve! | 1.2500 | 0.06981 | 60 | 48 | 9 | 3 |
2368 | Just a minute. I need to call my attorney. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2369 | Uh oh, there's a guy coming on a horse and I don't like the looks of his paddle. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2370 | You must stand down, milady, I have a bigger fish to fry. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2371 | I will require a short time out after this point. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2372 | This guy won't quit! I just don't know what he sees in me? | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2373 | I thought you told him to leave the sword and bring a paddle. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2374 | I may be a damsel, but I ain't in distress. You're going down, baby! | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2375 | Ahhh, you ordered lunch? | 1.2500 | 0.05290 | 68 | 51 | 17 | 0 |
2376 | Hold my paddle | 1.2500 | 0.06523 | 76 | 62 | 9 | 5 |
2377 | Great – here comes Glancealot | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2378 | Didn’t you tell him we’re remodeling the tower? | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2379 | Not again! I lost our previous game because I still had the last one rumbling through my stomach... | 1.2500 | 0.07043 | 64 | 52 | 8 | 4 |
2380 | Oh here we go again. Look, I just don’t think he’s ever gonna understand our relationship. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2381 | I though you told him it’s girls night this time.. | 1.2500 | 0.06786 | 76 | 63 | 7 | 6 |
2382 | Here we go again. At least this one has his mask on…. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2383 | Mister long arms needs to chill, it’s just ping pong | 1.2500 | 0.07066 | 68 | 56 | 7 | 5 |
2384 | There he is again, Mildred. Just ignore him, and he'll go away | 1.2500 | 0.06312 | 88 | 73 | 8 | 7 |
2385 | Look, on three I’m gonna need you to hop on my back, we’re taking flight | 1.2500 | 0.07387 | 64 | 53 | 6 | 5 |
2386 | Smite smarter, not harder. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2387 | You know, I don't really need to be saved | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2388 | Here he comes again. | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2389 | Where were you when I needed you? | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
2390 | Damn. Stupid pickle ball recruiter found us again | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2391 | I thought we said 8PM. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2392 | How about a post-match horse-d'oeuvre? | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2393 | Oh look, it's your knight with shining ping-ping paddle. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2394 | Damn it! He always shows up when I'm winning. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2395 | Ugh, here comes one of the knights who plays on a round table. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2396 | No one said anything about doubles. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2397 | Let's see him spin this one. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2398 | OK OK you've won this time. Sir Percival is yours. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2399 | You'll have to forfeit; your Uber is here. | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2400 | We may not have time for a complete set… | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2401 | Had thou not slayed my brother Smaug we could hath played doubles! | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2402 | Back when Ping Pong was called Dungeons and Dragons. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2403 | His paddle doesn’t look like it’s regulation. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2404 | Talk about wasting time | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
2405 | To tell you the truth, I'm totally against our open relationship. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2406 | Why does someone always come to rescue you whenever I'm about to win? | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2407 | Why would some knight on a horse have an interest in table tennis? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2408 | Last round, my doordash is here. | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2409 | loser has to watch princess bride for the tenth time | 1.2469 | 0.06462 | 81 | 67 | 8 | 6 |
2410 | I'm not letting him win again. | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
2411 | Fun's over. Dennis is here. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2412 | Let me remind you, I hate to lose! | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2413 | OK, he does LOOK good but wait until you see MY partner. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2414 | Play me or slay me, my serve. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2415 | How much longer is this going to drag-on? It won’t be long before knight time is here. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2416 | Winner gets dibs. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2417 | Winner keeps the horse. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2418 | Don't hit the ball that hard this time" | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
2419 | The director can wait. | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
2420 | „First I‘ll slice the serve, then I’ll slice him.“ | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2421 | Even he can't rescue you from my serves. | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
2422 | You are improving by the minute my lady. I predict you will be on absolute fire by noon if you keep this up. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2423 | Is that a rules official or just gamesmanship? | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2424 | Why do they always come when I'm on my break? | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2425 | I see they’ve forgotten the drink again. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2426 | Apparently, one of us is offside | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2427 | Maybe we can play doubles with them. | 1.2466 | 0.06695 | 73 | 60 | 8 | 5 |
2428 | Finally! Dinner delivery. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2429 | You win and I cook dinner for you. I win- and you are dinner. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2430 | Just to confirm, you want to pursue the Olympics or Happy Ever After? | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2431 | I thought this was 'friendly' game. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2432 | Will you look at that! Here comes that sports reporter from The Daily Beast." | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2433 | Time out! My Door Dash order is here. | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
2434 | Go ahead and serve! I promise I won't let him vanquish you if I lose. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2435 | I may be a nasty fire-breathing dragon, but your boyfriend's breath can kill. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2436 | Let's speed it up, My boyfriend approacheth. | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
2437 | Your white knight is a tad late, my dear. You are down 20 to 3, and I am on serve. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2438 | The paddle is mightier and easier to handle than a sword | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2439 | Game point. Then we let ol' what's his name think he's recusing you again. | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2440 | A knight in shining armor?!? How cliché! | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2441 | He was a ‘charming’ snack. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2442 | They’ve freed Britney! | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2443 | With that killer serve of yours, I'm the one in distress here. | 1.2464 | 0.05225 | 69 | 52 | 17 | 0 |
2444 | Damn Jehovah’s Witnesses. | 1.2464 | 0.06973 | 69 | 57 | 7 | 5 |
2445 | Pizza's here. | 1.2462 | 0.07282 | 65 | 54 | 6 | 5 |
2446 | Hark! Your new paddle from Amazon awaits! | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2447 | Drat! And at game point, too! | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
2448 | I don’t care if he bronze-medaled in Tokyo! He’s toast! | 1.2462 | 0.06944 | 65 | 53 | 8 | 4 |
2449 | You play the next game, that guy always slays me. | 1.2462 | 0.06944 | 65 | 53 | 8 | 4 |
2450 | Oh good, this one brought his own paddle | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2451 | Remember: if I win this set I get the plume from his helmet. | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
2452 | I serve no man. | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
2453 | Let me get this serve off and I'll show him what happens to something wicked that this way comes! | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
2454 | We will need to finish this later, lunch is here. | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
2455 | My lady, the knight is young. Let’s ping pong it away. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2456 | I'm going to serve a fireball now. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2457 | Thanks to that slow steed of his, you've learned a new skill set. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2458 | I no, it’s that pest in the tin can again. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2459 | Ping Pong versus Godzilla! Hilarious. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2460 | Here comes Sir Lobsalot. Act distressed. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2461 | Oh, here he is now. | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2462 | Winner challenges the knight. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2463 | So NOW he shows up to rescue his damsel, whom I might add is not in distress! | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2464 | Just because his profile says he’s cute doesn’t mean he’s fun. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2465 | You’re hot tonight. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2466 | Game point. It's too late for pretty boy to help you now. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2467 | Quick - let’s just finish this either way before he ‘saves’ me or ‘slays’ you. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2468 | always with the savior complex | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2469 | Doubles? | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2470 | You want me to let him “rescue” you this time, or should I give ‘im the ole razzle-sizzle? | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2471 | The new ball boy sure is taking his job seriously. | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
2472 | Looks like it's match point. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2473 | Growling, fire balls and tail slaps are legal. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2474 | Concentrate on finishing the game. Don't let his shining armor distract you. | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
2475 | If your friend is going to join in, we'll need a round table. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2476 | No one needs saving here GAWAIN | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2477 | Match point! Loser deals with him. | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
2478 | Oh great, that's real too? | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
2479 | I don’t see what the big deal is, I liked the last season of Game of Thrones. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2480 | They call this the Dragon Ball Z serve. | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
2481 | Fire balls count, right? | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
2482 | Hey buddy, she doesn't need rescuing. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2483 | Oh great. Toxic masculinity ruins the party once again. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2484 | Winner gets to eat him. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2485 | Just when I’m finally a game up! | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2486 | He gets so jealous when I hang out with dragons. I told him we’re just friends. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2487 | OK let's get this over with before he gets here and starts making a fool of himself | 1.2436 | 0.04892 | 78 | 59 | 19 | 0 |
2488 | Are you finally going to tell him about us today ? | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2489 | Stand back. Here comes the heat. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2490 | We might have to take a short lunch break... | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
2491 | Oh no, 'Sir It's Not Ping Pong, It's Table Tennis' is here. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2492 | Winner takes all. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2493 | Hurry we have to finish before the night comes. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2494 | You pull your troops out - what do you expect? | 1.2432 | 0.06613 | 74 | 61 | 8 | 5 |
2495 | Quick! Get in the tower! | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2496 | The first to 2 wins. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2497 | Ok, if I win, I get you for a knight. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2498 | Uh, Miss - can we make this an 11 point game rather than 21 points? | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2499 | I hope he’s knows “to slay” is only figurative. | 1.2432 | 0.06613 | 74 | 61 | 8 | 5 |
2500 | Hold up, my CaveDash is approaching. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2501 | I bet you he forgot the glasses and ale. | 1.2429 | 0.06881 | 70 | 58 | 7 | 5 |
2502 | Fire away! Oops, correct that. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2503 | If I win,Princess,I will feast on roasted knight. And if you win, again,I may,with roasted knight,assuage my pain. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2504 | I'm all fired up. Smash away. | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
2505 | Oh great, here comes George and his horse wanting to play doubles again." | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2506 | Ok... the loser spends the night with him this time! | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2507 | Love-love, this match is of epic proportions! | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2508 | Hold on, we have yet another knight of the round table tennis | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2509 | I thought HE would be the one to slay me. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2510 | Hey, I have an idea. When he gets here tell him he has to play the winner...then I'll throw the game so you can slam him. | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2511 | Bloody hell! When the Parker Brothers' knight arrives, remember - the name of the game is "table tennis" not ping-pong." | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2512 | Winner plays the doofus on the horse. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2513 | Don't be a sore loser. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2514 | Are you ready for some very Mixed Doubles? | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2515 | Not sure I like the way your coach is staring at me. | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2516 | Really… that guy? | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2517 | Oh boy, here comes Mr. Knight Savior Complex. | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
2518 | OK, but you realize I usually scorch my forehand! | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
2519 | I’ll have him pick up the pizza for us. | 1.2424 | 0.06849 | 66 | 54 | 8 | 4 |
2520 | I thought I fired him! | 1.2424 | 0.06499 | 66 | 53 | 10 | 3 |
2521 | We’re agreed then. The winner gets Galahad. John Merton Marrs, Port Angeles, Wash. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
2522 | All’s fair in love and ping pong | 1.2424 | 0.07498 | 66 | 56 | 4 | 6 |
2523 | It was a good plan, princess, but that boyfriend you wanted to motivate may not be as eager to save you from my lightning-fast serve. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
2524 | Ugh, why can't he let you have even one male friend? | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
2525 | When you say, ‘He’s got winner,’ I’m not sure we’re thinking of the same thing. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
2526 | OK, winner plays the horse. | 1.2424 | 0.07181 | 66 | 55 | 6 | 5 |
2527 | Oh for crying out loud. You’re not a damsel in distress you’re merely losing a game of ping pong. Sheesh! | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2528 | Don’t look now but here he comes to play the winner. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2529 | Ira’s doing his awkward savior shtick again. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2530 | Please excuse me. It’s Fry-knight day. | 1.2419 | 0.06777 | 62 | 50 | 9 | 3 |
2531 | Do over, there was something WHITE & SHINY in my eye. | 1.2419 | 0.05946 | 62 | 48 | 13 | 1 |
2532 | As nuts! I don’t have the fire in my belly to deal with him again. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2533 | Game point. Nothing can save you now. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2534 | New Rule - Flames not allowed. | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
2535 | Here comes that Knight again! Pretend you're in distress. | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
2536 | I hope he realizes that isn't a legal paddle. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2537 | Not even he can save you from quadruple match point. | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2538 | Oh, crap. Here comes St. George the table tennis champ. He'll slay me for sure. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2539 | Quick! Best two out of three. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
2540 | Loser has to fight the knight,agreed? | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2541 | The only thing getting slayed today will be your pride. 10 serving 8! | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2542 | I don’t care who he is or when he gets here, little missie, you still have to play to 11 to win. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2543 | HERE COMES GEORGE. I ALWAYS SLAY HIM AT THIS GAME. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2544 | Princess,I think your Uber is here | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2545 | I’m not sure whether your boyfriend is hurrying to play the winner or to try to slay a dragon | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2546 | Remember I’m still the dragon in these parts | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2547 | Don’t worry, it’s just another one of those capitol insurrection folks that got lost trying to storm the capitol. | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2548 | Your Father’s coming! | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2549 | You said you were on a break. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2550 | Here comes the loser. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2551 | Not sure which makes less sense… this game or Prince Brainiac waving his shiny little sword right where my fire blast is about to be. | 1.2405 | 0.04839 | 79 | 60 | 19 | 0 |
2552 | Your horse is on my side! | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2553 | Flame on….. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2554 | That guy is going to be miffed to learn the only distress you’re in is being behind two games to one. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2555 | A lesser known occurrence of ping pong diplomacy | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2556 | Aww, NO! It's the ping pong police. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2557 | Don't play with fire | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2558 | Please, tell him you're not in distress. You're up 19-0. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2559 | Can you please tell your boyfriend it’s not like that between us? | 1.2405 | 0.06549 | 79 | 66 | 7 | 6 |
2560 | I told you we shouldn’t have put ‘Tournament’ in the event title | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2561 | Heads I win, tails you lose! | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2562 | If he interrupts my serve I will light up the knight | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2563 | 21st century Damsel: If I lose, you get the Prince; if I win, you get the Prince. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2564 | It looks like Sir Galahad wants to play the winner. The fun is over, little lady! | 1.2400 | 0.04965 | 75 | 57 | 18 | 0 |
2565 | Oh-O, here comes mansplain to the rescue. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2566 | It's not fair. Your arms are longer. | 1.2400 | 0.06532 | 75 | 62 | 8 | 5 |
2567 | Your fiance’s name wouldn’t be George; would it? | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2568 | Face it man, I own your tail!" | 1.2400 | 0.06802 | 75 | 63 | 6 | 6 |
2569 | Tie breaker. I win, you leave with me. You win, I burn him to a crisp and you walk away free. | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
2570 | Say the word and I'll hold him off. | 1.2400 | 0.05881 | 100 | 84 | 8 | 8 |
2571 | Oh, great. Here comes Sir Freaks Out-a-Lot. | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2572 | He better be here to play Winners | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2573 | I can’t wait to beat him—and the horse that he rode in on. | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
2574 | Your boyfriend is gonna get absolutely torched if he thinks he’s gonna come at me with that medieval paddle on his high horse” @jldeutsc | 1.2400 | 0.06532 | 75 | 62 | 8 | 5 |
2575 | Best two out of three and the loser goes with the prince | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
2576 | I'm actually left handed! | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2577 | Why does it always have to be Jon Snow? | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
2578 | You're winning, so spare me the damsel in distress routine. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2579 | Can't he wait another 10 minutes? I'm about to serve. | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
2580 | Fear not, sweet Vivian, I came to save thee from match point! Halt thy serve foul beast, thy hand clutches thy paddle like a child clutches a spoon! My blade, For Hand, shall punish ye! Fly, fly Topspin, my noble steed..." "She's winning, jackass. | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2581 | OK, Princess, we're agreed: one more game...you win I fly you around for a week, I win I get to eat your idiot boyfriend | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2582 | Oh no, if he wants to play with his “special” paddle, I’m out of here. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2583 | Your gallant knight can't save you from match point, milady. | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
2584 | Ok, sudden death; winner take all. | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2585 | I long for the days when damsels were in distress | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2586 | I thought you said when I met you there'd be no more lonely knights." | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2587 | Loser has to sleep with Prince Charming. | 1.2394 | 0.06792 | 71 | 59 | 7 | 5 |
2588 | You summoned a knight in armor to oppose me. That’s a backhanded compliment. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2589 | This isn’t like the fairytales you are used to, you don’t automatically lose at the end - so give it your best shot | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
2590 | No. I get to kill him! | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2591 | Doesn’t he realize women don’t need rescuing anymore? | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2592 | Can't he see that I'm at your service, princess? | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2593 | Here comes your Prince. Even he cannot rescue you from getting your ass kicked in ping pong. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2594 | Yeah? We'll see how well your 'winning takes bravery' schtick holds up against the International Table Tennis Federation anti-doping test that's coming your way. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2595 | Here's that damned referee again. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2596 | He's just breached the hill--quick, pretend that you're fending me off with whatever implements are available. | 1.2388 | 0.06755 | 67 | 55 | 8 | 4 |
2597 | It's win by two, best of five. He'll just have to wait. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2598 | Stick to your strengths, Galahad. This is no video game. | 1.2388 | 0.06755 | 67 | 55 | 8 | 4 |
2599 | Sir, we're not familiar with Round Table tennis. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2600 | Oh ye gods... [sigh] How do we break it to him that swords and armor are no longer relevant in the twenty-first century? | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2601 | Somebody tell Sir Latealot it's not roundtable tennis. | 1.2388 | 0.07082 | 67 | 56 | 6 | 5 |
2602 | I'll destroy him with my killer serve. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
2603 | His armor better be fireproof | 1.2386 | 0.04570 | 88 | 67 | 21 | 0 |
2604 | Here he comes, Sir Spoil Sport | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2605 | My service, M'lady. Let's see if you can handle the heat? | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2606 | Here we go again. I told you to cool it with the ping pong grunt. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2607 | It’s time for Fireball! | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2608 | Here comes another challenger. Should I just burn him to a crisp, too? | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
2609 | I'll have you know I defeated the legendary "Ping Kong" | 1.2381 | 0.06680 | 63 | 51 | 9 | 3 |
2610 | Let’s go! My 2:00 is here… | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2611 | Do you have any catsup? Lunch is on its way. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2612 | Merlin already called next. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2613 | If he thinks he's a match for my old lady, he's got another thought coming!" | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2614 | Here come the sandwiches. | 1.2381 | 0.07053 | 63 | 52 | 7 | 4 |
2615 | Sudden death to break the tie? | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
2616 | I hope he brought the orange ping pong balls. | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2617 | Nothing personal, Princess, but this guy can give me a real game | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2618 | Oh look, your knight in shining armor is here to play me for the grail again | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2619 | Ok Princess, a kiss from Prince Charming ain’t gonna save you now. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2620 | Never mind the fire-breathing, maiden-eating speech--shup up and serve! | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2621 | Oh, you're so last century! She doesn't want to be rescued - she beating me! | 1.2381 | 0.07053 | 63 | 52 | 7 | 4 |
2622 | Game of Thrones: Season 9 | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2623 | First to knight wins | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2624 | Are you a woman or just a woman. | 1.2381 | 0.06680 | 63 | 51 | 9 | 3 |
2625 | Rec center rules, first one to 11 points wins. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2626 | I’ll deal with it, voice dictation must have put in “slay” instead “play” again. | 1.2381 | 0.06680 | 63 | 51 | 9 | 3 |
2627 | This ain't no kiss me turn into a prince game. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2628 | Good Knight, Princess. | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
2629 | I don't need a knight to rescue me. Bring it, Dragon! | 1.2375 | 0.06474 | 80 | 67 | 7 | 6 |
2630 | Loser has to play that guy. | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
2631 | Finally! If he doesn't rescue you, maybe he knows how to occasionally return a serve. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2632 | The calvary is here but so is match point.” | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2633 | Your boyfriend’s timing just slays me… | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2634 | Don’t look now but hither comes Sir White Male Privilege | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2635 | This is not the dungeons and dragons kind of night I had in mind | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2636 | Ha! I’m a dragon and I’m beating you at ping pong so you need your knight friend to come and help you beat me but you’re still not going to beat me. I’m on fire! | 1.2373 | 0.06981 | 59 | 48 | 8 | 3 |
2637 | OH! OH! You win! | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
2638 | Damsel,our relationship needs redefining. | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
2639 | Match point. He's too late to save you. | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
2640 | Here comes Sir Killjoy right on schedule! | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
2641 | He better hurry ! I'm winning 19 to 2 | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2642 | Damn, here comes my ride. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2643 | He's an advocate of round tables, hence the theatrics. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2644 | I'm not going to let him win again this time so he can feel better about himself | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2645 | What’s he doing here? Didn’t you tell him about us? | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2646 | If I win,you protect me from that macho. | 1.2368 | 0.06453 | 76 | 63 | 8 | 5 |
2647 | The princess is yours, the championship is mine! | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
2648 | ✨“Always finish strong not minding what comes your way.”✨ | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2649 | So you do this every Halloween. | 1.2368 | 0.06720 | 76 | 64 | 6 | 6 |
2650 | Ugh, game-point will have to wait. The incel is back. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2651 | Aww, and just as I was finally going to win a game... | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2652 | Loser takes him? | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2653 | I thought you said he wouldn’t find us here. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2654 | You’re Goliath. Ever hear of David?! | 1.2364 | 0.07323 | 55 | 45 | 7 | 3 |
2655 | The winner gets first dibs on the knight in shining armor. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2656 | He may have shining armor, but he's lousy at ping pong. | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2657 | As a matter of fact, I am Chinese. So what! | 1.2361 | 0.06706 | 72 | 60 | 7 | 5 |
2658 | Oh, don't mind him. If the blind date wasn't going well, he was supposed to interrupt in five minutes. | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2659 | Here comes Mr. I'm yak yak - I'm gonna yak yak ... | 1.2361 | 0.06407 | 72 | 59 | 9 | 4 |
2660 | The last one found out I have a pretty hot serve, not to mention the backdraft from my backhand. | 1.2361 | 0.06407 | 72 | 59 | 9 | 4 |
2661 | Neither one of you is safe from my flaming serve! | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2662 | Who's the one getting slayed here? | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2663 | I swear to God, Susan, If he uses that sword on the ping pong ball again I'm lighting the table on fire. 🔥 | 1.2361 | 0.06706 | 72 | 60 | 7 | 5 |
2664 | Oh, great. And I was winning! | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2665 | If NBC cuts away to the Modern Pentathlon somebody's going to be toast | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2666 | He better have brought his own paddle. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2667 | Great, here comes Mr. ‘Let’s Play Dungeons and Dragons.’ | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2668 | Game point. Loser rides off with the white knight. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2669 | Uh oh, you gotta choose, either I fry Sir Spoilsport or you forfeit the game 10-3. | 1.2353 | 0.05182 | 68 | 52 | 16 | 0 |
2670 | Do not turn. He stopped. He’s checking his privilege. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2671 | Sir Wet Blanket is arriving. | 1.2353 | 0.06986 | 68 | 57 | 6 | 5 |
2672 | I've got winner. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2673 | You owe me girl! | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2674 | Last time I agree to best two out of three before I eat somebody. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2675 | Here comes Mr. Chivalry and his "fight to the death". | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2676 | I could be Serena Williams and I still wouldn't catch a break | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2677 | I'm sure the knight will make sure the game does not drag-on | 1.2353 | 0.06664 | 68 | 56 | 8 | 4 |
2678 | I am not going up there!! No way. That guy whacked a t-Rex last week… | 1.2353 | 0.06664 | 68 | 56 | 8 | 4 |
2679 | You never said anything about doubles | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2680 | I thought fencing was being played down in the valley. | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
2681 | That paddle looks pretty sharp, huh? | 1.2353 | 0.06986 | 68 | 57 | 6 | 5 |
2682 | My my, how the tables have turned | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2683 | If I aim this ball correctly, we could score a free horse | 1.2353 | 0.06664 | 68 | 56 | 8 | 4 |
2684 | I am just Speaking as a friend but he does not value you | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2685 | Winner gets to tell the tale… | 1.2353 | 0.06664 | 68 | 56 | 8 | 4 |
2686 | Your Knight Ride in Shinning Armour has arrived! | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2687 | In her daydreams…just another day at the five and dime counter… | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2688 | Oh good,the heroic speech just started,we have plenty of time to finish. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2689 | Sorry babe, quick snack break. Another brave soul." | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2690 | and we only get to play til knight, I suppose.... | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2691 | Oh Snap! He's early! | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2692 | 看我再赢一场,美国 | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
2693 | Western imperialism won’t save you from my wicked topspin. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2694 | Calling it: 1.5-inch fireball shot 200 yards, velocity 950 meters per second, and it's knighty-night for Savior Boy. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2695 | Dude, three's a crowd..." | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2696 | You're knight in shining armor can’t save you now, match point! | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2697 | I'll stop breathing fire if you stop calling yourself "Mother of Table Tennis." | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2698 | All right sister, lets see your little Prince Charming get you out of THIS one... | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
2699 | Your boy friend only shows up when I’m winning — coincidence ? | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2700 | He's not the only one with an opposable thumb." | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2701 | Is he coming for you or for me?! | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2702 | You or me? | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2703 | Let's see if we can get this by George. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2704 | Halt! This is a no contact sport. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2705 | Two out of three . . . .winner gets the knight. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2706 | Should I go for the kill or just serve? | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2707 | Oh no, I think he's coming to slay, not play! | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2708 | You see that windmill behind me? Just watch…! | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2709 | I am rubber and you are glue. Whatever you say, bounces off me and sticks to you! | 1.2338 | 0.06639 | 77 | 65 | 6 | 6 |
2710 | Sure a knight’s coming… you’re just trying to throw me off my game | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
2711 | Ok. You win, you get to keep me in your tower. I win, I walk free AND you make roasted lamb. | 1.2338 | 0.06376 | 77 | 64 | 8 | 5 |
2712 | Calm down Lancelot, the table's a rectangle! | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
2713 | Let me start winning. And start acting all cute and helpless. I think I see an awesome mark on his way into town… | 1.2333 | 0.06875 | 60 | 49 | 8 | 3 |
2714 | Here comes your knight in shining armor. Game point. Loser has to soothe his battered ego. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2715 | What knight over yonder hill breaks? OK, two serving five. | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
2716 | Oh great, now that I'm winning your Knight in Shining Armor shows up. | 1.2333 | 0.07275 | 60 | 50 | 6 | 4 |
2717 | Don't use him as an excuse | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2718 | That guy never has understood what women want. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2719 | Great. Just when we were finally getting somewhere. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2720 | I aced the Game of Thrones! | 1.2329 | 0.06621 | 73 | 61 | 7 | 5 |
2721 | Do you realize that if I lose this game I will get angry and have a meltdown? | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2722 | Another score to settle? | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
2723 | Oh-oh. Here comes that punk with the ridiculous-looking paddle. | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
2724 | Sheesh. Always has to be the hero, this guy. | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
2725 | …I will smoke you… | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2726 | Ah . . . the quixotic white knight defense! | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2727 | Come not between the dragon and his smash. | 1.2329 | 0.06621 | 73 | 61 | 7 | 5 |
2728 | A knight a day keeps the authorities away! | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
2729 | Great. Now I have to act vanquished. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2730 | I thought you broke up with that pain! | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
2731 | Remind him no coaching is allowed. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2732 | First one to bank a shot off the jerk in armor wins. | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
2733 | We can definitely play another match before he gets here. He’s riding a horse, and all that clunky armor slows him down. Serve the ball. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2734 | Shoot, here he is; break's over | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2735 | His shining armor always messes up my serve. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2736 | Trying to distract me won't help you, Gwendolyn. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2737 | Oh drat, here comes Sir Serious to spoil our little fun. | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
2738 | 2 out of 3 wins Prince Charming out there! | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2739 | And if I win you have to eat Galahad and rescue you me from his 'savior complex' once and for all, deal? | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
2740 | He is a day early, should we both play dead? | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2741 | Oh yeah? Let's see you slay *this*. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2742 | Winner gets to eat the white knight. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2743 | By George he’s back! | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
2744 | If he thinks he's going to tell me how to hold the bat correctly - he needs to think again! | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2745 | Really, why does he have to bring a sword to the game every time? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |