Contest #768


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768

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. "Winner gets the knight."
  2. "Fine, we can play doubles, but I’m not getting stuck with the horse again!"
  3. "You know that, no matter which one of us wins, this won't be how he tells the story."


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-08-22T19:28:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-09-05T19:42:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-08-30T19:41:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued September 6, 2021
Number of captions 6526
Number of responses 779519
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Don't tell me you ordered from White Castle again. 1.8596 0.02198 1368 561 438 369
1 Can't we ever have a girls night without him interrupting? 1.8551 0.01534 2705 1085 927 693
2 Funny how he never rescues you when you're winning. 1.8494 0.01115 5021 2001 1775 1245
3 I liked him better when he was a frog. 1.8493 0.01282 3822 1532 1334 956
4 He may be here to protect, but I'm here to serve! 1.8480 0.01270 4131 1738 1283 1110
5 Just introduce me as an old college flame 1.8468 0.01345 3524 1434 1196 894
6 Fine, we can play doubles, but I’m not getting stuck with the horse again! 1.8310 0.01656 2384 1015 757 612
7 No, seriously, look behind you. 1.8249 0.01513 2787 1176 923 688
8 Ignore him. He only plays on a round table. 1.8208 0.01339 3493 1463 1193 837
9 I’m tired of playing games. You tell him about us or I will. 1.8097 0.01398 3284 1425 1059 800
10 Look who brought a sword to a ping-pong fight. 1.8050 0.01397 3133 1323 1098 712
11 If you win, you get a husband. If I win, I get lunch. 1.7983 0.01291 3649 1552 1281 816
12 Last chance! Do you want to keep playing, or live happily ever after? 1.7944 0.01337 3415 1465 1187 763
13 You're not in distress. You're just losing." 1.7917 0.01528 2492 1038 935 519
14 Winner gets the knight . . . 1.7892 0.01886 1765 779 579 407
15 She's not in distress. She's up 8-2. 1.7892 0.01356 3302 1424 1150 728
16 Serve already, Serve dammit! I'm not falling for the "look a Prince" trick again. 1.7891 0.01393 3309 1484 1039 786
17 You know that no matter which one of us wins, this won't be how he tells the story. 1.7875 0.02007 1515 657 523 335
18 So you expect me to believe he just HAPPENS to show up whenever I'm winning? 1.7869 0.01534 2478 1042 922 514
19 Serve, quick, before this moron rescues me again! 1.7846 0.01291 3862 1748 1198 916
20 Gotta call it a day, Princess. My Uber eats is here. 1.7825 0.01421 3191 1450 985 756
21 Your boyfriend knows I’m gay right? 1.7805 0.01499 2865 1306 882 677
22 Oh, so when it's game point, suddenly you need "rescuing?" 1.7782 0.01303 3481 1500 1253 728
23 Sudden death, then? 1.7736 0.01422 2972 1306 1033 633
24 Match point. You win, you get to marry the prince. I win, I get to eat him. 1.7710 0.01564 2467 1091 850 526
25 Last game. My lunch has arrived. 1.7688 0.01340 3261 1419 1177 665
26 Okay, best two out of three and winner gets the knight. 1.7661 0.01451 2881 1289 977 615
27 Oh, so now that its 4 zip, you're suddenly a damsel in distress. 1.7659 0.01408 3046 1359 1041 646
28 She's ahead by six points. I'd hardly call that distress. 1.7655 0.01451 2853 1269 984 600
29 I'm guessing you haven't told him about us. 1.7640 0.01509 2682 1210 895 577
30 Ok, sudden death. 1.7622 0.01692 2077 923 725 429
31 He’s back again. Do you want me to just eat him? 1.7598 0.02053 1449 658 481 310
32 You're too late. I'm already getting slayed. 1.7586 0.01662 2175 979 742 454
33 Here he comes again. Act distressed. 1.7544 0.01653 2158 966 756 436
34 Your ride's here. 1.7505 0.01749 1844 807 690 347
35 Here comes the white guy to misinterpret everything... 1.7504 0.01739 2071 971 646 454
36 Quick, before he starts knightsplaining the rules. 1.7454 0.01543 2647 1257 807 583
37 When you told me we could play until night comes this isn’t what I thought you meant. 1.7430 0.01596 2265 1019 809 437
38 In distress? IN DISTRESS? The damn damsel hath beaten me three games in a row. 1.7215 0.01877 1666 785 560 321
39 Hey, not fair…you’re not in distress, you’re just losing. 1.7202 0.01863 1637 758 579 300
40 Wait, you haven’t told him about us yet? 1.7191 0.01900 1620 765 545 310
41 Looks like this game’s about to go into sudden death. 1.7180 0.01953 1592 771 499 322
42 Last game. Lunch is on the way. 1.7166 0.01878 1563 715 576 272
43 Hold on here comes my lunch. 1.7154 0.01906 1560 727 550 283
44 Wait. You called for backup? I thought you were a fair maiden!” 1.7140 0.01998 1493 719 482 292
45 Fear not - he can’t play to save his life. 1.7125 0.02152 1485 785 342 358
46 What is he saving you from? You’re up two games to one. 1.7118 0.01936 1461 671 540 250
47 Loser gets the dude with the sword. Winner gets the horse. 1.7106 0.02083 1420 702 427 291
48 Okay remember, we've been playing ping pong all day. 1.7105 0.01997 1444 685 492 267
49 He knows I’m gay, right? 1.7096 0.02116 1405 705 403 297
50 You know, I really have started to hate explaining our relationship to your friends. 1.7093 0.01970 1407 648 520 239
51 Stay down, I'm going to sneeze. 1.7057 0.02096 1332 643 438 251
52 Who brings a sword to a ping-pong match? 1.7016 0.02157 1270 621 407 242
53 Well, I believe St. George has come to play the dragon. 1.7013 0.02153 1269 619 410 240
54 Okay, here he comes. We've been playing ping pong the *entire* time he's been gone, agreed? 1.6988 0.02235 1192 588 375 229
55 Whoever wins this point gets the Prince, okay? 1.6970 0.02265 1155 570 365 220
56 We’ll finish the game after knightfall. 1.6966 0.02414 1170 630 265 275
57 I thought you said he was out of town this weekend 1.6953 0.02584 886 438 280 168
58 Should I just roast him from here or do you want to want to see what this one looks like? 1.6944 0.02274 1155 575 358 222
59 Next point wins. Looks like your ride's here. 1.6935 0.02182 1119 522 418 179
60 Let’s agree whoever wins this set get the prince! 1.6900 0.02328 1058 518 350 190
61 Why can't your dad just text you when dinner's ready? 1.6894 0.02332 1069 528 345 196
62 I win, I set him on fire. You win, I set him on fire. 1.6889 0.02355 1048 518 338 192
63 Damsel in distress? Are you kidding me? She's got match point! 1.6885 0.02295 1040 497 370 173
64 Winner gets the guy on the horse. 1.6866 0.02441 1018 518 301 199
65 I win and you marry him, dragon. 1.6857 0.02494 996 514 281 201
66 ...and would you please stop telling him I'm just an old flame? 1.6840 0.02498 981 504 283 194
67 Time out, my dinner's here. 1.6791 0.02482 913 450 306 157
68 I'd hardly call one game down 'in distress.' 1.6780 0.02552 910 463 277 170
69 Park it, Galahad. You can play the winner. 1.6757 0.02499 882 432 304 146
70 Damsel in distress? Gimme a break. You're up 20-17! 1.6740 0.02515 862 421 301 140
71 Typical knight—bringing a lance to a paddle fight. 1.6732 0.02590 866 439 271 156
72 How come he only rides to the rescue when I’m winning? 1.6722 0.02491 842 403 312 127
73 Take a break. Lunch is coming. 1.6721 0.02501 857 416 306 135
74 I know he gets to play the winner, but if he calls me PUFF one more time I'll burn his ass. 1.6691 0.02829 807 438 198 171
75 Can we take a break? I think I see lunch arriving. 1.6679 0.02557 828 407 289 132
76 I suspect he’ll want to play on the round table. 1.6654 0.02676 783 394 257 132
77 You know one of these days you’re going to have to tell him about us. 1.6650 0.02724 779 399 242 138
78 Who brings a sword to a paddle fight? 1.6628 0.02690 774 391 253 130
79 Oh look! Here comes Mr. I'm-Here-to-Rescue-You, with his tiny sword and tasty-looking horse. 1.6600 0.02716 750 378 249 123
80 No, seriously, look! It's your knight in shining armor. I swear! 1.6595 0.02901 740 399 194 147
81 Looks like the horse is back with my takeout 1.6586 0.02886 741 398 198 145
82 I wish he wouldn't show up every time you're about to get slaughtered. 1.6583 0.02786 720 366 234 120
83 Is this your Tinder match or my GrubHub order? 1.6564 0.03070 684 378 163 143
84 He’s probably looking for a round table. 1.6550 0.02891 684 354 212 118
85 If you win, he's yours! If I win, he's lunch. 1.6530 0.02800 758 402 217 139
86 Fine, I'll play doubles, but you're taking the horse. 1.6510 0.03014 679 369 178 132
87 Hold up - let's break for a quick late knight snack. 1.6496 0.03129 645 356 159 130
88 ‘ So you haven’t told your boyfriend about us, I see” 1.6484 0.02825 637 313 235 89
89 How about another game after my lunch? 1.6473 0.02935 621 314 212 95
90 Winner gets a date knight 1.6471 0.02948 663 349 199 115
91 Oh shoot, your ride’s here. Let’s call it a knight. 1.6469 0.03152 640 356 154 130
92 Rescue ME. SHE'S winning. 1.6465 0.02839 679 348 223 108
93 Then it's agreed. The winner gets the guy on the horse. 1.6463 0.03087 622 333 176 113
94 His armor may be shiny, but we’ll see if it’s fireproof. 1.6462 0.02979 619 318 202 99
95 Do you want to tell him about us, or shall I just incinerate him? 1.6445 0.03113 616 332 171 113
96 No worries, he’s looking for a round table. 1.6432 0.03035 667 366 173 128
97 Keep in mind that I am a bad loser. 1.6422 0.02901 612 306 219 87
98 I'll never understand how those guys can play on a round table! 1.6415 0.03032 622 329 187 106
99 Momma said there'd be knights like this... 1.6388 0.03149 598 324 166 108
100 Seriously, Damsel in distress? You've won all 5 games 1.6385 0.02970 592 300 206 86
101 Here comes your ex. He's not going to be a problem is he? 1.6376 0.03018 585 300 197 88
102 Don’t tell him I’m winning. He loves to think I’m always in distress. 1.6373 0.03224 579 317 155 107
103 You’re only down three points. That doesn’t qualify as ‘distress!’ 1.6357 0.03155 560 295 174 91
104 Ok,next point gets to take the knight home. 1.6356 0.03141 579 309 172 98
105 Get a load of this guy. Who brings a sword to a ping-pong game?! 1.6346 0.03153 572 305 171 96
106 Last point. My lunch is arriving. 1.6339 0.03248 549 296 158 95
107 Let’s make this interesting…winner gets lover boy. 1.6334 0.03329 551 306 141 104
108 Ok, one more game to see who gets the knight. 1.6326 0.03168 607 337 156 114
109 Loser deals with prince charming. 1.6269 0.03343 520 284 146 90
110 Can you wait a sec? My dinner's here. 1.6262 0.03276 511 271 160 80
111 Game ends as knight-fall approaches. 1.6260 0.03227 516 271 167 78
112 Why do they only show up when I'm winning? 1.6260 0.03145 516 264 181 71
113 Let's wrap this up princess, my Uber eats is here. 1.6255 0.03314 526 287 149 90
114 For God’s sake! You’re not in distress! You’re just two points down! 1.6250 0.03306 512 275 154 83
115 Two points if I can bounce it off Sir Prancealot’s helmet. 1.6243 0.03365 503 273 146 84
116 He might be more helpful if we were playing chess. 1.6230 0.03276 549 304 148 97
117 We’re about to switch from best-of-three to sudden death. 1.6223 0.03448 503 281 131 91
118 Loser buys dinner. And speaking of dinner... 1.6203 0.03160 482 242 181 59
119 My post said Dragon seeking player, not slayer! 1.6199 0.03367 492 266 147 79
120 Oh no! Is it knighttime already? 1.6195 0.03343 473 249 155 69
121 He finally found the other ball. 1.6193 0.03450 486 268 135 83
122 Gotta wrap this up, my 2 o'clock is here. 1.6191 0.03240 533 289 158 86
123 Here comes your knight in shining armor to mansplain how to win. 1.6187 0.03534 480 270 123 87
124 If we end up playing doubles, the horse is on your team. 1.6183 0.03461 482 266 134 82
125 It’s not “Charming,” it’s the other guy. Should I get into character? 1.6180 0.03464 466 253 138 75
126 Looks like your ride's here" 1.6175 0.03331 468 245 157 66
127 Oh, I see how it is, you're down 9 to 2 and you play the 'damsel in distress' card. 1.6157 0.03360 458 240 154 64
128 Game called on account of knight. 1.6156 0.03550 463 258 125 80
129 Really sweetie dinner out of a can again? 1.6150 0.03619 452 254 118 80
130 Let's stop for a minute. The pizza's here. 1.6149 0.03492 496 282 123 91
131 Ok last point then I gotta fly 1.6149 0.03395 457 242 149 66
132 He thinks you're in distress?...I'm the one getting my ass kicked. 1.6147 0.03362 475 254 150 71
133 You told me he was spending the weekend jousting. 1.6126 0.03489 444 239 138 67
134 Oh, great. Sir Butts-in-a-lot is here. 1.6124 0.03217 498 262 167 69
135 Dammit. Trust your ride to turn up just when I'm on fire. 1.6115 0.03478 453 246 137 70
136 He can't help you. He only has experience with round tables. 1.6108 0.03522 483 275 121 87
137 Gotta quit after this volley. My lunch has arrived. 1.6105 0.03454 457 248 139 70
138 Don’t worry, he can already see I’m slaying you. 1.6098 0.03372 469 252 148 69
139 Don't look now, but your stalker is back. 1.6093 0.03493 453 248 134 71
140 One more game and then this guy is toast. 1.6084 0.03541 429 232 133 64
141 Let's finish this game. It's almost knight time. 1.6074 0.03380 489 270 141 78
142 Here he comes again. Are you going to tell him or should I? 1.6071 0.03521 425 228 136 61
143 She’s only down 9-7, I’d hardly call that “distress”! 1.6067 0.03665 450 259 109 82
144 I mean it this time. There really is a knight in shining armor right behind you. 1.6060 0.03615 434 242 121 71
145 Okay, serving for sudden death. 1.6056 0.03403 464 252 143 69
146 How many points if I knock him off his horse from here? 1.6053 0.03694 418 234 115 69
147 She's not a damsel in distress. She's kicking my butt. 1.6039 0.03401 467 255 142 70
148 Set point. Then, I've gotta fly. 1.6034 0.03667 406 223 121 62
149 Pretend that we just met and you haven't seen me naked. 1.6032 0.03528 441 243 130 68
150 Let's take a break. Dinner's almost here. 1.6027 0.03574 443 248 123 72
151 He's here. Quick, act distressed! 1.6026 0.03525 453 253 127 73
152 I'll let you win if you get rid of him. 1.6014 0.03499 419 224 138 57
153 OK, this is for the winning point. If I loose I have to eat him, and if you loose you have to marry him. 1.6005 0.03691 403 223 118 62
154 When are you going to tell your ex that you've moved on? 1.5996 0.03389 472 260 141 71
155 Don’t bother. She’s already slaying me with her topspin. 1.5996 0.03551 447 251 124 72
156 Gimme a minute,my lunch is being delivered. 1.5986 0.03457 441 240 138 63
157 We'll have to finish this another day. I think your ride is here. 1.5986 0.03458 436 236 139 61
158 It's 20-3. He can't save you. 1.5977 0.03617 430 242 119 69
159 I win: You have to marry him. You win: I have to eat him, armor and all. 1.5976 0.03685 420 238 113 69
160 So being two sets down qualifies you as a damsel in distress? 1.5973 0.03436 452 248 138 66
161 Here comes that guy who insists the table should be round. 1.5971 0.03492 479 275 122 82
162 If he starts to mansplain, I want you to torch him. 1.5969 0.04009 392 234 82 76
163 Time out. Your Uber's here. 1.5968 0.03441 439 238 140 61
164 You think he’s here for you, or for me? 1.5954 0.03645 388 210 125 53
165 Well good for you. And I'm a knight of the rectangular table. 1.5949 0.03753 395 222 111 62
166 I told you your husband would find out sooner or later. 1.5947 0.03855 375 211 105 59
167 Interesting how he shows up right when you're about to lose. 1.5945 0.03635 397 217 124 56
168 Still a better ending than Game of Thrones. 1.5939 0.03692 394 218 118 58
169 Good, here's the pizza. 1.5938 0.03925 384 223 94 67
170 She doesn't NEED saving! She's kicking my butt! 1.5937 0.03712 379 207 119 53
171 Oh, of course. Right when I start winning, he shows up. 1.5925 0.03407 427 228 145 54
172 Don’t look now, but remember that annoying guy that you’re always hiding in the tower from and asking me to scare him away? 1.5909 0.03939 374 216 95 63
173 You might want to stand aside while I fire off this next serve. 1.5904 0.03794 376 210 110 56
174 Keep riding. She's killing me on her own. 1.5900 0.03651 400 222 120 58
175 In a moment we can play horseshoes. 1.5894 0.03924 397 236 88 73
176 10-0; who's the damsel in distress now 1.5891 0.03353 460 252 145 63
177 Well, isn't this charming? 1.5884 0.03769 362 198 115 49
178 Here comes your knight in shining armor bringing a sword to a paddle fight. 1.5879 0.03802 398 230 102 66
179 Yeah right, facing match point hardly qualifies as “in distress”. 1.5876 0.03613 388 211 126 51
180 If you win, you get to marry the knight. If I win, I get to eat him and his horse. 1.5864 0.03865 353 196 107 50
181 Whoever wins gets the prince..... 1.5862 0.03778 435 262 91 82
182 Winner takes the white knight 1.5852 0.04156 352 210 78 64
183 Anyway that’s why I’ve come to like you so much more than that blowhard, selfish, vain—he’s right behind me isn’t he? 1.5850 0.03937 359 205 98 56
184 Ok, but if we play doubles the horse is on your team. 1.5849 0.04076 371 223 79 69
185 Ha, your Knight brought a sword to a paddle fight 1.5836 0.03888 353 198 104 51
186 Is your ex a knight, and does he ride a white horse? 1.5833 0.03714 372 205 117 50
187 Whoever gets this point gets the knight 1.5829 0.03704 398 226 112 60
188 Quick, your husband’s coming. Act natural. 1.5822 0.03876 371 213 100 58
189 No, you can't eat him if you win. He's my ride. 1.5817 0.03842 361 203 106 52
190 Ohh.. I thought you were saying we could play until NIGHT came. 1.5809 0.03971 346 197 97 52
191 Alright, best two out of three gets the Prince 1.5808 0.03946 365 212 94 59
192 Looks like we’re headed to sudden death. 1.5802 0.04020 343 197 93 53
193 Looks like your knight in shining armor is about to become your latest flame. 1.5801 0.04029 362 214 86 62
194 Best two out of -- wait, food's here. 1.5801 0.03972 362 211 92 59
195 Last game. Knight is coming. 1.5800 0.03936 350 199 99 52
196 Damn, my lunch meeting is early. 1.5796 0.03965 314 171 104 39
197 That's 19-2. So yeah, I'd say you're in distress. 1.5795 0.03898 352 199 102 51
198 Time out, Babe…as Jim Morrison said,“Time to set the knight on fire!” 1.5791 0.04102 354 211 81 62
199 Finally. Lunch delivery. 1.5789 0.03803 361 202 109 50
200 He really can't let you have any fun, can he? 1.5774 0.03726 381 215 112 54
201 If they want to play doubles, I'm not taking the horse. 1.5772 0.03552 395 217 128 50
202 I did say I'm slaying you but he just takes everything too literally 1.5769 0.03740 364 202 114 48
203 Hold on a sec, dinner's here. 1.5763 0.03863 354 200 104 50
204 So I finally take the lead and you-know-who shows up to save you. 1.5761 0.04140 335 197 83 55
205 Match point—nothing can save you now. 1.5760 0.03923 342 193 101 48
206 This is match point, if you win I'll give you back your seven dwarfs. 1.5756 0.03607 410 233 118 59
207 I asked who wants to play the dragon not who wants to slay the dragon. 1.5752 0.03705 379 213 114 52
208 Sorry, Princess, my 3:30 is here. 1.5751 0.03872 353 200 103 50
209 No, really, look. He's right behind you. 1.5751 0.03913 353 202 99 52
210 Loser has to marry the prince 1.5746 0.03956 362 212 92 58
211 Finally, my lunch is here. 1.5743 0.03828 343 190 109 44
212 Please don’t tell me you still haven’t told him… 1.5741 0.04186 317 184 84 49
213 One more point and let's call it a knight. 1.5740 0.04002 331 188 96 47
214 Next point wins. Remember, I win, I eat you both. You win, I only eat him. 1.5730 0.03813 370 212 104 54
215 One more before Mr. Knight-errant arrives and makes it all about him. 1.5726 0.03706 379 214 113 52
216 I just find it very curious that he only shows up when you're losing and we've got serious money riding on the game. 1.5723 0.04083 339 199 86 54
217 ANOTHER OLD BOYFRIEND? Does "Chaste" even mean what it used to? 1.5723 0.03955 346 199 96 51
218 Agreed. Winner gets the knight for a bite or the night. 1.5714 0.04046 336 195 90 51
219 Leave it to a knight to bring a lance to a pingpong game. 1.5710 0.03924 352 203 97 52
220 If I win I get the horse and you get the prince 1.5710 0.03951 324 181 101 42
221 She’s up three games to zip – I’m the one who needs rescuing. 1.5706 0.03917 333 187 102 44
222 If he carries you off again, you forfeit! 1.5702 0.03823 349 196 107 46
223 Put your paddle down. There's a hot guy on a white steed behind you and I think he's coming to sweep one of us off our feet. 1.5701 0.03880 321 176 107 38
224 Quick, act natural. 1.5691 0.03781 362 205 108 49
225 Take your time. She’s already slaying me. 1.5684 0.03954 329 186 99 44
226 Winner gets the prince… 1.5681 0.04153 345 209 76 60
227 Ok, we are agreed that the winner gets the kingdom and the loser has to deal with the idiot on the horse, right? 1.5675 0.03753 363 205 110 48
228 Oh crap, here he comes. Look distressed. 1.5668 0.03883 337 190 103 44
229 Make sure he knows I’m Puff.” 1.5656 0.04230 320 191 77 52
230 I thought you said you told him about us. 1.5656 0.04136 320 187 85 48
231 Here comes George, the guy just slays me! 1.5655 0.04183 313 183 83 47
232 I thought you said your husband wasn't coming back 'til Tuesday!? 1.5652 0.03891 368 217 94 57
233 Hey! Look back there! No, really. 1.5639 0.04197 321 191 79 51
234 With the knight approaching, we move to sudden death. 1.5623 0.03862 329 184 105 40
235 How about if I win I get to eat him and if you win you get to marry him?” 1.5617 0.03907 324 182 102 40
236 We need to take a break. Lunch is here. 1.5615 0.03816 358 206 103 49
237 You don't need a knight. It's ping-pong not chess. 1.5612 0.04061 335 198 86 51
238 Chivalry may not be dead. But it will be if he interrupts game point. 1.5605 0.04052 314 180 92 42
239 Do you want to tell him or should I? 1.5604 0.04271 298 175 79 44
240 When you say, “Bring the heat,” you do realize what could happen here, right princess? 1.5601 0.03957 316 178 99 39
241 He can’t save you this time toots, I’m on fire. 1.5601 0.03896 341 196 99 46
242 Last game. It's almost knight time. 1.5600 0.04089 325 191 86 48
243 The winner gets the Prince!! 1.5587 0.04117 315 184 86 45
244 Here comes another one. Want me to eat this guy too? 1.5581 0.04291 301 179 76 46
245 Uh-oh. Here comes one of the knights of the tennis table. 1.5579 0.03749 337 187 112 38
246 One more point and we'll break for lunch. 1.5570 0.04098 307 177 89 41
247 Don’t look now…but it’s a heteronormative knight in shining armor whose aim is to confine you to the gendered role of damsel in distress. 1.5556 0.04389 297 180 69 48
248 Here comes the prince, tell him I'm your cousin. 1.5544 0.04126 294 168 89 37
249 If he tries to mansplain topspin to you I'll toast his head like a marshmallow. 1.5539 0.03969 343 203 90 50
250 Hope he’s here to rescue your backhand. 1.5539 0.04351 269 155 79 35
251 This'll have to be match point, Princess. Your ride is here. 1.5535 0.03891 318 179 102 37
252 Can we finish this game after lunch? 1.5524 0.04385 286 171 72 43
253 He’s going to get really upset when he finds out what else we do. 1.5521 0.04286 326 203 66 57
254 Oh, here we go again, here comes Mr I-Once-Beat-A-Dragon 1.5521 0.04192 288 166 85 37
255 Here comes our Uber Eats. 1.5518 0.04041 328 194 87 47
256 Loser has to go home with him 1.5517 0.03883 348 204 96 48
257 Fine, we can play doubles, but this time YOU get the horse on your team. 1.5517 0.06185 145 87 36 22
258 Let’s GO! My ride’s almost here! 1.5500 0.04500 260 153 71 36
259 Damn autocorrect ... I meant to tell him about you, a hot damsel in this dress, not distress! 1.5500 0.04305 300 181 73 46
260 I thought you were going to tell him about us? 1.5495 0.04110 293 168 89 36
261 Great! I think our pizza is here. 1.5492 0.04072 315 185 87 43
262 Is that your ride, or my delivery? 1.5492 0.04173 295 172 84 39
263 Match point. Winner gets the prince. 1.5479 0.04317 292 175 74 43
264 Must you be saved from *everything*?? 1.5472 0.04625 265 162 61 42
265 If he really wants to rescue you, he'd teach you a decent backhand. 1.5464 0.04344 280 166 75 39
266 Is he vaccinated at least? 1.5464 0.04101 302 176 87 39
267 Does he always come before you finish? 1.5455 0.04440 308 195 58 55
268 Damn, and I just ate 1.5455 0.04493 253 148 72 33
269 Looks like your ex still can't accept the fact that we're a couple now. 1.5451 0.04636 255 154 63 38
270 I thought you said you broke up. 1.5447 0.04302 257 146 82 29
271 Oh shoot. Your ride's here. 1.5441 0.04554 261 157 66 38
272 Did you guys get back together again? 1.5440 0.04427 250 144 76 30
273 Whoever loses has to marry him 1.5430 0.04302 291 175 74 42
274 Last set. My Uber ride is here. 1.5422 0.03961 332 197 90 45
275 Oh, great. Here cometh one of your Knights of the Rectangular Table. 1.5417 0.04451 264 157 71 36
276 How do you feel about barbecued ribs tonight? 1.5414 0.04361 266 156 76 34
277 Ignore that idiot. He will only play on a round table. 1.5409 0.04363 281 169 72 40
278 My last game, here comes my ride. 1.5409 0.04577 257 155 65 37
279 Oh great. Not again! Would you stop screaming “This dragon is killing me!” so loudly?! 1.5398 0.04242 289 172 78 39
280 Ugh this guy again. And I bet you history will only share his version of the story 1.5394 0.04232 254 143 85 26
281 You win, you marry. I win, I eat. 1.5392 0.04362 293 180 68 45
282 Yes, we can play mixed doubles but you get the horse. 1.5392 0.04281 293 177 74 42
283 You need to turn your location services off 1.5392 0.04335 293 179 70 44
284 I’m not going to fall for, The Prince is right behind you, trick again. 1.5387 0.03901 323 188 96 39
285 Well, look who found some balls. 1.5368 0.04374 285 174 69 42
286 So the winner rules the kingdom and the loser will work in a theme park for eternity? 1.5358 0.04567 265 163 62 40
287 Don't turn around. That guy in the metal suit is back. 1.5357 0.04404 252 147 75 30
288 Hey pal, the round table is over the next hill. 1.5353 0.04703 241 146 61 34
289 I think it's about time you told your husband about us 1.5352 0.04593 256 156 63 37
290 you even catered snacks? best game night ever! 1.5347 0.04645 245 148 63 34
291 Don't look now, but I'm about to get stabbed, and worse, you're about to get mansplained. 1.5345 0.04378 275 166 71 38
292 Let's take a break. Here comes my lunch. 1.5345 0.04096 275 157 89 29
293 After years of distracting her with “Hey look, a prince!” He wondered if she would even turn around this time… 1.5342 0.04508 292 186 56 50
294 Winner winner, knight for dîner ! 1.5342 0.04850 234 144 55 35
295 Fable tennis. 1.5338 0.04616 266 166 58 42
296 Princess,your uber is here. 1.5333 0.04573 255 155 64 36
297 Well, well, well... if it isn't Sir Losealot. 1.5331 0.04322 272 162 75 35
298 Game point. Only a knight on a white horse can save you now! 1.5328 0.04519 259 157 66 36
299 Oh. So now I have his attention. 1.5326 0.04053 276 157 91 28
300 That shiny guy with the savior complex is back. 1.5324 0.04282 278 166 76 36
301 Guys, I found my sword! 1.5314 0.04397 271 164 70 37
302 Oh, great! It’s your ex. 1.5311 0.04705 241 147 60 34
303 Did you leave your location on again? 1.5309 0.04439 275 169 66 40
304 I swear to God, Susan, your exes are the worst. 1.5305 0.04577 262 162 61 39
305 ‘he really can’t handle you having male friends...’ 1.5299 0.04467 268 164 66 38
306 You're early. We have the table for another 10 minutes! 1.5297 0.04388 236 135 77 24
307 Why did you call Uber? – I told you I would fly you home after our game. 1.5296 0.04210 287 172 78 37
308 Aren't you more into round tables? 1.5290 0.04247 259 150 81 28
309 Loser has to appease someone’s fragile masculinity. 1.5285 0.04402 263 158 71 34
310 Winner gets the knight in shining armor 1.5283 0.04377 265 159 72 34
311 And now for the sudden death round. 1.5281 0.04417 267 162 69 36
312 The game has entered sudden death. 1.5276 0.04380 254 150 74 30
313 Let's see how Mr. Big Shot handles himself at a rectangular table. 1.5271 0.04467 258 156 68 34
314 Back off Charming! It's match point. 1.5260 0.04218 289 175 76 38
315 Fine. But the horse plays on your team this time. 1.5257 0.04569 253 155 63 35
316 White Knight my ass. That’s Ted Cruz in a rented outfit looking for a photo op. 1.5253 0.05104 217 137 46 34
317 Agreed, one more game then on to sudden - death 1.5248 0.04178 282 168 80 34
318 Did you tell him he could "play" the winner, or "slay" the winner? 1.5233 0.04400 258 155 71 32
319 Uh oh, it looks like you're about to be fined for not wearing a bikini bottom... 1.5232 0.04767 237 147 56 34
320 I thought you said you’d broken up with that guy. 1.5230 0.04350 239 138 77 24
321 You promised it was over with the Prince. 1.5225 0.04807 222 135 58 29
322 We got a restraining order and we moved to the alps. What more do we need to do to avoid your ex? 1.5223 0.04899 224 139 53 32
323 Last point. Loser gets stuck with the knight. 1.5216 0.04650 232 140 63 29
324 Well, here comes Sir Killjoy. 1.5211 0.04328 261 156 74 31
325 I'm for real this time. There's a knight in shining armor behind you. 1.5203 0.04634 246 152 60 34
326 She’s hardly “in distress”! I’m only up three points! 1.5200 0.04506 250 152 66 32
327 Lose,and you have to marry him. 1.5200 0.04542 250 153 64 33
328 Oh great,here comes Sir Lobs-a-lot. 1.5198 0.04479 252 153 67 32
329 First come, first served. 1.5190 0.04831 210 126 59 25
330 You haven't told him yet, have you? 1.5187 0.04852 241 154 49 38
331 Do you even know this guy? 1.5185 0.04685 216 128 64 24
332 Him? Surely you joust. 1.5184 0.04539 245 149 65 31
333 He might have shining armor but I have a flaming serve. 1.5181 0.04661 249 156 57 36
334 Could you tell your boyfriend you're not in distress, you're just down two points? 1.5180 0.04193 278 167 78 33
335 Let’s agree. The winner gets the Prince! 1.5177 0.04826 226 140 55 31
336 Wasn't he working from home? 1.5174 0.04641 230 139 63 28
337 We'll have to continue this after lunch. 1.5167 0.04534 240 145 66 29
338 Does your husband know we are just having a friendly game? 1.5163 0.04598 246 152 61 33
339 Why does he always show up when I’m on game point 1.5157 0.04275 254 150 77 27
340 Daryl! Gwen! They're ready for the big fight scene on the set! 1.5157 0.04876 223 139 53 31
341 No. I didn’t say he was funny. I said, he slays me. 1.5150 0.04390 233 136 74 23
342 Ugh, thank god. This must mean lockdown is over. 1.5150 0.04556 233 140 66 27
343 You said it was girls’ night. 1.5149 0.04875 235 150 49 36
344 Match point! Winner gets a knight to remember. 1.5149 0.05072 202 125 50 27
345 You bet she’s in distress - I’m up six-love and it’s my serve. 1.5143 0.04878 210 128 56 26
346 Last point Princess. Here comes lunch! 1.5142 0.04548 247 152 63 32
347 I thought you disabled location services. 1.5140 0.04855 214 131 56 27
348 Loser marries the prince. 1.5139 0.05125 216 139 43 34
349 Winner takes Charming. 1.5129 0.04731 232 144 57 31
350 He's back. Why can't you just tell him you're not interested? 1.5129 0.04447 232 137 71 24
351 We may have to cut this short 1.5125 0.04686 240 150 57 33
352 Next point wins. Dinner arrived early. 1.5117 0.04827 213 130 57 26
353 Hurry up! Apparently I’m not the only one slaying you today. 1.5110 0.04646 227 138 62 27
354 Did you order takeout? You know I don’t like my kebab wrapped in foil 1.5106 0.04724 235 147 56 32
355 I know he makes you feel safe, but I just get the feeling he doesn’t like me. 1.5105 0.04471 239 144 68 27
356 That annoying savior-boyfriend is back. Want me to singe his backside again? 1.5101 0.04249 247 145 78 24
357 Oh, bother! Here come the rules committee. 1.5100 0.04412 249 151 69 29
358 It's your ex. 1.5100 0.05257 200 128 42 30
359 Well, this is awkward 1.5098 0.04687 204 120 64 20
360 Quick, act like we're fighting. 1.5097 0.04251 259 155 76 28
361 Apparently interrupting my serve is what passes for chivalry these days. 1.5096 0.04819 208 126 58 24
362 Oh great, another knight. How do they know to come "rescue" you when I'm winning? 1.5088 0.04461 228 135 70 23
363 One more game, then I need to to heat up my lunch 1.5085 0.04701 234 146 57 31
364 He’ll never serve you like I do. 1.5084 0.04525 238 145 65 28
365 It’s been fun, but it’s almost knight time. 1.5084 0.04602 238 147 61 30
366 I'm going to put a little heat on this one. 1.5083 0.04379 240 143 72 25
367 And if I win, your boyfriend has to wear your stupid hat to tomorrow's jousting tournament. 1.5079 0.04276 254 152 75 27
368 Your choice, being slain by a knight or beaten by a girl. 1.5066 0.04561 227 137 65 25
369 I’ll play you for him? 1.5064 0.04528 235 143 65 27
370 Here he comes again, Sir "Controlling Ex Boyfriend" 1.5063 0.04392 239 143 71 25
371 Doubles? Wait until you see MY partner. 1.5061 0.04549 247 154 61 32
372 I told you you should have told him about us. 1.5055 0.04243 271 166 73 32
373 Game point! Only a knight in shining armor can save you now. 1.5049 0.04938 204 126 53 25
374 Fine. But if I win, I'm eating you both. 1.5044 0.04631 228 140 61 27
375 Quick - slip back into your chastity belt. 1.5042 0.04747 236 150 53 33
376 ‘Ok, either you get him or I get him. This point decides it.’ 1.5040 0.04352 248 150 71 27
377 Hey damsel, being down a game hardly qualifies as distress 1.5038 0.04030 266 156 86 24
378 Tell your knight in shining armour that those fires were started by global warming, not me. 1.5034 0.05684 149 91 41 17
379 I'll be with you in a minute! This is match point. 1.5023 0.04816 219 137 54 28
380 Last game. Your ride's here 1.5022 0.04545 231 141 64 26
381 Quick,act imprisoned! 1.5021 0.04597 233 144 61 28
382 Dang. Hold my paddle. 1.5021 0.04702 239 152 54 33
383 Don’t turn around! Here comes Sir Cheats-a-Lot 1.5021 0.04444 241 147 67 27
384 This guy knows you're kicking my ass, right? 1.5000 0.04915 208 130 52 26
385 Just play it cool, make it look like we are just playing ping pong. He will never suspect a thing! 1.5000 0.05350 186 119 41 26
386 First to 21 gets the knight! 1.5000 0.04612 240 151 58 31
387 Just when I was starting to get hot. 1.5000 0.04755 200 120 60 20
388 Hey buddy, you know you're actually rescuing ME here, right? 1.4979 0.04296 237 141 74 22
389 Don't worry. That's my Lyft. 1.4976 0.04656 209 126 62 21
390 Here comes your ride. 1.4975 0.04685 201 120 62 19
391 Never bring a sword to a ping pong fight. 1.4973 0.04878 187 112 57 18
392 Great. Here comes Prince Buzzkill. 1.4957 0.04740 234 150 52 32
393 My lady, let's finish this game. My lunch is about to arrive. 1.4955 0.04693 224 140 57 27
394 Let's wrap this up. Your ride is here. 1.4954 0.04867 216 137 51 28
395 Can I at least get my serve in before you're 'rescued'? 1.4954 0.04640 216 132 61 23
396 Please tell me he brought some balls with him this time. 1.4952 0.04689 210 128 60 22
397 I hope he's coming to my rescue because you're already slaying me. 1.4952 0.04722 208 127 59 22
398 Takeout's here! 1.4947 0.05103 190 119 48 23
399 Okay...winner gets him. 1.4940 0.04459 251 158 62 31
400 He's confused that it's not a round table. 1.4930 0.04416 215 127 70 18
401 Right on time. I’m starved. 1.4930 0.04794 215 135 54 26
402 She's already slaying me! 1.4928 0.04850 209 131 53 25
403 Oh how cliche.” 1.4928 0.04788 207 128 56 23
404 I think he’s just upset that ping-pong became an Olympic sport while jousting has been ignored for so long. 1.4927 0.04619 205 123 63 19
405 Break's over. Looks like they're ready to shoot the battle scene. 1.4925 0.04943 201 126 51 24
406 The winner gets him. 1.4925 0.05189 201 131 41 29
407 Princess Adalind was astonished at the skill her future mother-in-law displayed at table tennis. 1.4922 0.05304 193 126 39 28
408 This won't save you...he's only good at a round table. 1.4921 0.04955 189 116 53 20
409 Time out! Here comes the pizza! 1.4916 0.04525 238 149 61 28
410 They probably want to play Doubles. I’ll take the horse. 1.4916 0.04324 238 144 71 23
411 Doesn't he know the paddle is mightier than the sword? 1.4902 0.04987 204 130 48 26
412 Who brings a sword to table tennis? 1.4890 0.05153 182 114 47 21
413 Excuse me while I take a smoke break. 1.4889 0.05013 180 110 52 18
414 I don't care whose coming, you don't stop just when I'm winning. 1.4888 0.05418 178 115 39 24
415 Uber eats is here. Did you order your knight smoked or blackened? 1.4886 0.04728 219 138 55 26
416 Make this the last set. Dinner just arrived. 1.4883 0.04640 213 131 60 22
417 Should I be the one to tell him, or should you? 1.4879 0.04836 207 130 53 24
418 I see now this was all a diversion. 1.4872 0.05056 195 124 47 24
419 Quick, act distressed! 1.4860 0.05277 179 114 43 22
420 Food is here, finally, I’m hungry 1.4860 0.05076 214 142 40 32
421 When I say duck, DUCK! 1.4857 0.05062 210 138 42 30
422 Quick! Look distressed. 1.4854 0.04059 239 140 82 17
423 Let's pause. My Grubhub is here. 1.4851 0.04974 202 129 48 25
424 At least he’s wearing his mask. 1.4851 0.04823 202 126 54 22
425 This guy thinks we should play on a round table. 1.4847 0.04932 196 123 51 22
426 Loser has to marry him. 1.4845 0.04969 194 122 50 22
427 Lunch break! 1.4845 0.04969 194 122 50 22
428 Loser goes home with the prince. 1.4844 0.04785 192 117 57 18
429 For the life of me, I'll NEVER understand what you see in that guy. 1.4842 0.05209 190 123 42 25
430 Seriously, a knight in shining armor because you’re losing at ping-pong? 1.4840 0.04858 219 142 48 29
431 Well, you're off the hook, I see lunch coming up over the hill. 1.4839 0.05183 186 119 44 23
432 Darn, your ride is here. 1.4837 0.04927 215 140 46 29
433 Let me guess, you didn't tell him you were meeting me? 1.4833 0.04605 209 128 61 20
434 Finally—the pizza's here! 1.4831 0.05177 178 112 46 20
435 Look who’s right on time to save you from an embarrassing defeat 1.4826 0.04840 201 126 53 22
436 He only plays on a round table. 1.4822 0.05219 197 130 39 28
437 I may be a dragon, but he's a drag. 1.4807 0.05462 181 120 35 26
438 All good fun till the archaic one who solves problems with violence shows up. 1.4807 0.05405 181 119 37 25
439 This happens every time I'm about to roast you. 1.4804 0.04838 204 129 52 23
440 He’s come to ask your forehand in marriage. 1.4802 0.04880 177 107 55 15
441 Crap - act distressed … 1.4794 0.04634 194 117 61 16
442 I am sorry. No steroids, no smartphones, and no princes on white horses. Those are the rules. 1.4793 0.05247 169 106 45 18
443 Alright, one more then, but if I win this time I get to eat your boyfriend. 1.4789 0.04820 190 117 55 18
444 If he tells one more Monty Python joke, he's toast." 1.4785 0.05389 163 103 42 18
445 Oh god. here comes another one. 1.4780 0.05325 182 119 39 24
446 Oh great! You brought snacks! 1.4774 0.04875 199 126 51 22
447 Wait your turn, I'm already getting killed here. 1.4772 0.04964 197 126 48 23
448 Why does he always show up when you’re losing? 1.4767 0.05114 172 107 48 17
449 Late again! How Charming! 1.4767 0.05040 193 124 46 23
450 You win, I eat him for you. I win, you've got to marry him. 1.4764 0.05187 191 125 41 25
451 I thought you told him this was OUR time. 1.4762 0.04659 189 114 60 15
452 No way! I scorched him in the semis! 1.4762 0.04952 189 119 50 20
453 Help! She's beating me! 1.4759 0.04991 187 118 49 20
454 He never laughs when I say that the paddle is mightier than the sword. 1.4754 0.04828 183 112 55 16
455 She can fight her own battles, you tin can! 1.4752 0.04872 202 129 50 23
456 Your Uber is here. 1.4751 0.05516 181 122 32 27
457 Quick, act like you’re in distress 1.4749 0.04968 179 111 51 17
458 I’m not saying i’m jealous, but what if I just burned off his eyebrows a little? 1.4747 0.04567 198 120 62 16
459 I can’t put a positive spin on this. 1.4742 0.04633 194 118 60 16
460 If you take that long to fetch the ball next time we're not letting you be the ball boy anymore" 1.4740 0.05349 173 112 40 21
461 Oh, look. Here comes Sir Killjoy. 1.4740 0.05113 192 125 43 24
462 Don't give me that old 'look out behind you' line, buster! 1.4731 0.05426 167 108 39 20
463 Down by a few points does not signify 'in distress' 1.4724 0.04977 199 129 46 24
464 Rescue her? Dude, I'M the one who's down by 17. 1.4721 0.04749 197 123 55 19
465 Hey knight, you're too late. She's already killing me! 1.4713 0.05199 174 111 44 19
466 What IS it with that man and his swords? IF YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH US YOU NEED A PADDLE. A PADDLE!! DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A PADDLE IS?? 1.4706 0.04835 204 131 50 23
467 Well then, I get to call MY doubles partner. 1.4706 0.05155 170 107 46 17
468 He’s not slaying either of us with that outfit 1.4702 0.05532 168 111 35 22
469 Let me get my wife so we can play doubles 1.4697 0.04943 198 128 47 23
470 I wouldn't say she's in distress...she's up by 2 games! 1.4696 0.04801 181 111 55 15
471 Canned food again, I guess our game will have to wait. 1.4696 0.05050 181 115 47 19
472 That's not what I meant when I said you need "more English"... 1.4694 0.04928 196 126 48 22
473 Oh, think I will fall for the old knight on a white horse trick, huh ? 1.4693 0.05273 179 117 40 22
474 Looks like somebody entered the wrong tournament. 1.4693 0.05091 179 114 46 19
475 I must have left the drawbridge down. 1.4689 0.04876 177 109 53 15
476 Sudden death? 1.4688 0.05217 192 128 38 26
477 What say we drop the paddles, I eat him and you can keep the horse? 1.4688 0.04781 192 120 54 18
478 Honey, your ex is here again… 1.4684 0.04931 190 121 49 20
479 Happy endings aren’t real. 1.4681 0.04912 188 119 50 19
480 If I win . . . he's all mine! 1.4681 0.04912 188 119 50 19
481 Dang! Your boyfriend is here. Lets get back into the Dreaded Dragon and Damsels in Distress thing" 1.4678 0.05132 171 108 46 17
482 Is that the idiot who kissed you while you slept? 1.4678 0.05199 171 109 44 18
483 If you win I'll go fight him. If I win, you go fight him. 1.4677 0.05179 186 122 41 23
484 Game point! And my lunch has arrived. 1.4675 0.05038 169 105 49 15
485 Who wants to bet he's gonna explain the rules of the game again? 1.4667 0.05190 180 117 42 21
486 Guess who's coming to dinner. 1.4667 0.05806 150 99 32 19
487 Here comes that jerk with the monogramed paddle again. 1.4655 0.05067 174 110 47 17
488 Looks like we need to wrap this up. Your ride is here. 1.4655 0.05001 174 109 49 16
489 Well sure, NOW you’re going to win. 1.4655 0.04934 174 108 51 15
490 So is that the guy George you were talking about? 1.4654 0.05337 159 101 42 16
491 OK - you win you ride away - I win - I flambe. 1.4647 0.04946 170 105 51 14
492 I'm not falling for the 'Look, a knight is coming for you' trick again. 1.4641 0.05566 153 99 37 17
493 You might want to let me win. 1.4639 0.04687 194 121 56 17
494 Don't tell him I kissed you. 1.4639 0.04882 166 101 53 12
495 Last game; my rides here. 1.4633 0.04940 177 111 50 16
496 Loser gets the prince 1.4633 0.05375 177 118 36 23
497 Doubles? You get the horse, I get the knight? 1.4632 0.04872 190 121 50 19
498 I win, he’s mine 1.4630 0.05751 162 110 29 23
499 Sorry - gotta go. I'm on the Knight shift. 1.4630 0.05408 162 105 39 18
500 20 to 7! He won't get here in time to save you. 1.4629 0.05174 175 113 43 19
501 I think we can squeeze one more in before knightfall. 1.4629 0.05110 175 112 45 18
502 Alright, one more to eleven and then it's time for the barbecue. 1.4627 0.04835 201 130 49 22
503 Oh no, here comes Jeff. He cheats and never brings his own paddle. 1.4627 0.04886 201 131 47 23
504 Prepare yourself for some knightsplaining 1.4625 0.05085 160 99 48 13
505 I see you two are still texting. 1.4625 0.05162 160 100 46 14
506 Uh-oh. Ok, next point wins. 1.4620 0.04987 184 118 47 19
507 Match point. Ain't no one gonna save you now,Princess. 1.4619 0.04778 210 137 49 24
508 Well look who decided to show up…Mr. Round Table-tennis. 1.4607 0.04796 191 121 52 18
509 Well look who got a job as a delivery driver. 1.4602 0.04958 176 111 49 16
510 That guy coming over the hill slays me. 1.4599 0.04985 187 121 46 20
511 The classic tale of a man coming uninvited to either “save” the princess or “teach” her how to play ping pong. 1.4599 0.04749 187 117 54 16
512 Looks like the pizza guy. I can warm it up. 1.4598 0.04999 174 110 48 16
513 If that guy thinks he's going to save you, he better have a helluva serve. 1.4596 0.04781 198 127 51 20
514 It's match point. Hurry up and serve before this idiot tries to rescue me again. 1.4593 0.05303 172 113 39 20
515 Didn't I eat this guy already? 1.4590 0.05005 183 118 46 19
516 Jeez...not this asshole again. 1.4588 0.05082 170 108 46 16
517 Is your prince vaccinated? 1.4583 0.05161 192 129 38 25
518 Oh, big surprise. Match point and he shows up. 1.4581 0.04695 203 130 53 20
519 Of course he shows up when it's my serve. 1.4576 0.04937 177 112 49 16
520 Here comes another one. Why do they always think you need rescuing? Can’t they see it’s me down by double digits? 1.4575 0.05485 153 99 38 16
521 I thought you said you'd broken up with him. 1.4574 0.04907 188 121 48 19
522 Last point. I think your ride is here. 1.4574 0.04907 188 121 48 19
523 Don’t look now but your ride is here 1.4571 0.05234 175 115 40 20
524 Should I eat him or will you try that “Happily Ever After Again?” 1.4570 0.04826 186 118 51 17
525 Lo, cometh our Grubhub fare. 1.4568 0.05261 162 104 42 16
526 Your date is here. Scorch him or keep playing? 1.4563 0.05309 160 103 41 16
527 Let’s make this interesting. Winner gets to take the prince for dinner 1.4551 0.05284 167 109 40 18
528 Stop trying to distract me, knights in shining armour don't exist... 1.4550 0.04691 200 128 53 19
529 A White knight? Really? 1.4545 0.05021 176 113 46 17
530 I thought you said he had resolved his damsel issues. 1.4545 0.05932 143 96 29 18
531 We’ll have to fable this for later. 1.4545 0.05191 165 106 43 16
532 My Lady!! We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty!!! 1.4545 0.05091 198 134 38 26
533 He'll go away when he realizes it's not a round table. 1.4539 0.05349 152 97 41 14
534 Dammit, he found the ball again. I just can't hit any further away to get rid of him. 1.4539 0.05824 141 93 32 16
535 Toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 1.4539 0.05824 141 93 32 16
536 Don't look now but you're in for a round of mansplaining 1.4533 0.05400 150 96 40 14
537 Best two out of three. The loser plays St. George. 1.4526 0.04924 190 124 46 20
538 Hold your fire! 1.4524 0.05394 168 112 36 20
539 To be honest, your backhand scares me more than his sword. 1.4524 0.05123 168 108 44 16
540 Here comes Sir Cheats-a lot. 1.4523 0.04866 199 131 46 22
541 Here comes lunch. 1.4520 0.04869 177 112 50 15
542 You Uber arrived sooner than I expected 1.4518 0.05095 166 106 45 15
543 Oh look, here comes King Pong. 1.4516 0.05582 155 103 34 18
544 I can't play if he's breathing down my neck. 1.4516 0.05353 155 100 40 15
545 Okay, you ex is back AGAIN. Will you please just let me handle it this time? 1.4514 0.05231 175 116 39 20
546 Prepare to be smoked! 1.4514 0.05899 144 97 29 18
547 Time out ... lunch is here! 1.4512 0.05066 164 104 46 14
548 One of us needs to tell him there's no chivalry in ping pong. 1.4510 0.05158 153 96 45 12
549 Don't worry about Lance, he's only good at round table. 1.4509 0.05015 173 111 46 16
550 I just spotted my ex coming this way. This is going to be awkward. 1.4509 0.05147 173 113 42 18
551 Great, another man with savior complex approaching. 1.4505 0.05021 182 119 44 19
552 Look, I know what Arthur will say, but I prefer to play on a RECTANGULAR table! 1.4500 0.04949 200 134 42 24
553 2 Love 1.4500 0.04921 160 99 50 11
554 Another one?! We’re never going to finish this game. 1.4497 0.05904 149 102 27 20
555 I don't think your father likes us hanging out" 1.4493 0.05252 138 85 44 9
556 Excuse me for a minute while I heat up lunch. 1.4491 0.05143 167 108 43 16
557 He's going to want us to play on a Round Table 1.4491 0.04627 216 142 51 23
558 Looks like it’s time for my lunch break 1.4487 0.05168 156 99 44 13
559 Damn. It's George, again. 1.4486 0.05019 185 122 43 20
560 Let’s take ten, I need a snack. 1.4486 0.04841 185 119 49 17
561 Surely you joust! 1.4485 0.05603 136 87 37 12
562 Uh oh. It's the IOC. He's bringing you a bikini. 1.4485 0.05465 165 111 34 20
563 I thought chivalry was dead. 1.4485 0.05043 165 105 46 14
564 New stakes,princess: winner of the next point gets the knight in shining armor 1.4485 0.05043 165 105 46 14
565 Ohh look, Dan is out of his moms basement. Internet must be down. 1.4483 0.05616 145 95 35 15
566 You think I can hit him from here? 1.4477 0.04966 172 110 47 15
567 He's rescuing you? You're killing me. 1.4472 0.05425 161 107 36 18
568 We’re definitely better than him; I heard he uses a round table 1.4471 0.04853 208 140 43 25
569 Can we take a quick break? My one o'clock is here. 1.4467 0.05718 150 101 31 18
570 Oh, crap. Here comes Brad. 1.4467 0.05227 150 95 43 12
571 I don't like playing him. He's a little rusty. 1.4467 0.05478 150 98 37 15
572 We told you, man! You can't play untill you pull the paddle from the stone. 1.4467 0.05639 150 100 33 17
573 Last game, I need to go to work in a minute 1.4464 0.05119 168 109 43 16
574 Ok let's wrap this up,I've gotta go see a man about a horse. 1.4459 0.05614 148 98 34 16
575 You’re not the only one misrepresented by mainstream media, princess. 1.4452 0.05349 155 101 39 15
576 3 serving 10. And in an ironic twist, he seems to think you're the one who needs to be rescued. 1.4451 0.05136 164 106 43 15
577 When are you going to change your profile to in a relationship? 1.4451 0.05062 164 105 45 14
578 Looks like your idiot boyfriend forgot his paddle again. 1.4451 0.05144 173 114 41 18
579 I'm gonna need to take a breather. 1.4444 0.05287 144 91 42 11
580 Oh dang, here comes Mr Let Me Show You How To Serve. 1.4444 0.04700 171 106 54 11
581 Quickly though. My 2 o'clock is here. 1.4444 0.05030 162 103 46 13
582 sorry, knights only work in chess 1.4444 0.04881 189 124 46 19
583 Seriously? I told you to stop calling our ping-pong tournaments "battles". 1.4444 0.05399 153 100 38 15
584 This will have to be the last serve my dinner has just arrived. 1.4438 0.05095 169 110 43 16
585 Oh, come on. Is it so wrong to want to play with your food? 1.4438 0.05447 160 107 35 18
586 I am not falling for your "knight in a shining armor is coming" trick again! 1.4437 0.05368 151 98 39 14
587 You just know this match is going to get written up differently in the history books. 1.4432 0.04898 185 121 46 18
588 Winner gets the canned meat. 1.4431 0.05209 167 110 40 17
589 Ugh… he’s gonna mansplain ping pong to us. 1.4425 0.05312 174 118 35 21
590 Here comes the hero, to tell us how we’re doing everything wrong. 1.4424 0.05112 165 107 43 15
591 In the end it was not St. George who slew the dragon, but the princes' hellacious back spin. 1.4421 0.04686 190 122 52 16
592 Tell him we don't need masks outdoors. 1.4405 0.05320 168 113 36 19
593 Not even George can save you from my flaming hot serve. 1.4400 0.04967 175 114 45 16
594 MA’AM! DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR DRAGON’S EXTENDED WARRANTY? 1.4400 0.05225 175 118 37 20
595 Wow... Sir Lancelot doesn't thinkalot. He should have approached from the hill behind me. 1.4398 0.05088 166 108 43 15
596 He brought the wrong racket again. 1.4398 0.05229 166 110 39 17
597 What? Is 'devouring maidens after losing' a crime now, too? 1.4395 0.05522 157 106 33 18
598 Quick, pretend we're playing ping pong. 1.4393 0.05074 173 114 42 17
599 The one who loses, gets the prince" 1.4393 0.04940 173 112 46 15
600 When you asked if I had paddles, I thought it'd be kinkier. 1.4392 0.05691 148 100 31 17
601 I win,I eat the knight. You keep the shining armor. 1.4392 0.04935 189 126 43 20
602 Ah shit. They’re going to want to play doubles 1.4390 0.05058 164 106 44 14
603 And there's a flammable village behind you. Nice try now serve. 1.4390 0.05275 164 109 38 17
604 This was supposed to be our thing Jessica! 1.4390 0.05058 164 106 44 14
605 Loser gets the horse 1.4388 0.05696 139 92 33 14
606 Here comes another one, how do you want this one cooked? 1.4386 0.05442 171 118 31 22
607 Here comes my 3 o'clock. 1.4384 0.05141 146 92 44 10
608 Given the score, I’d say it’s me who is in distress. 1.4379 0.05232 153 99 41 13
609 Better duck: you’re in my line of fire. 1.4375 0.05324 176 121 33 22
610 OH, GOODY!!! HERE COMES DESSERT!! 1.4375 0.05373 144 93 39 12
611 Harry isn’t adjusting to civilian life so easily, is he 1.4366 0.05516 142 93 36 13
612 I have a feeling ping pong diplomacy will not work in this case. 1.4365 0.05225 126 77 43 6
613 Yes yes Lancelot. You get winner. 1.4362 0.05068 149 94 45 10
614 Were you speaking clearly when you told him the you wanted to "play" the dragon? 1.4359 0.05693 156 108 28 20
615 How would he feel if I breathed down HIS neck on game night? 1.4359 0.04828 156 97 50 9
616 You think I'm tough? My boyfriend will slay you! 1.4350 0.05052 177 118 41 18
617 Save you from what? You are winning! 1.4350 0.04626 200 131 51 18
618 Bring it on, I beat Rapunzel last week” 1.4348 0.05045 161 104 44 13
619 Him again? 1.4348 0.04727 161 100 52 9
620 Damn, he's going to want to play the winner 1.4346 0.04780 191 126 47 18
621 Loser has to live happily ever after. 1.4345 0.05433 145 95 37 13
622 You said you were a widow… 1.4342 0.05085 152 97 44 11
623 Don't look now but here comes King Arthur again, if he goes on about why we should be playing on a round table I'll scorch him... 1.4340 0.05393 159 107 35 17
624 'Violence is never the solution, table tennis is.' 1.4340 0.05166 159 104 41 14
625 There’s no way he’s saving you. You’re down by five. 1.4338 0.05493 136 88 37 11
626 I thought you told him you weren't interested ... 1.4336 0.05486 143 94 36 13
627 At the count of three...duck! 1.4335 0.05265 173 118 35 20
628 He doesn't a chance with a paddle shaped like that. 1.4332 0.04853 187 124 45 18
629 Your knight is here... Crisp or medium-rare? 1.4330 0.04782 194 129 46 19
630 The winner of this game gets to challenge the misogynistic patriarchy 1.4329 0.05199 164 109 39 16
631 Here comes good old, "Let-Me-Save-The-Fair-Maiden", just when we are at game point. 1.4328 0.05650 134 88 34 12
632 If you think he is already suspicious, this is not going to help. 1.4327 0.05179 171 115 38 18
633 Always trust a knight to bring a lance to a pong fight 1.4326 0.05215 178 122 35 21
634 Better watch out I'm on fire today.. 1.4321 0.05318 162 109 36 17
635 Can't believe my luck, 100 years waiting for you to wake up, and now this? 1.4321 0.05097 162 106 42 14
636 Here comes your old flame! 1.4315 0.05316 146 95 39 12
637 Your Lyft is here. 1.4315 0.05404 146 96 37 13
638 He never shows up when you're winning.” 1.4315 0.05490 146 97 35 14
639 You're the one who's winning -- he's probably coming to rescue ME. 1.4315 0.05576 146 98 33 15
640 Damn, it’s your husband. Better put the shackles back on. 1.4312 0.05510 160 110 31 19
641 The loser has to go home with him. 1.4311 0.05337 167 114 34 19
642 Well, Isn't that convenient! Down by 4 points and along comes your boyfriend. 1.4304 0.05029 158 102 44 12
643 You're winning. Couldn't you just leave it at that." 1.4304 0.04866 158 100 48 10
644 Dammit, Snow White, I thought we agreed to leave Prince Charming out of this. 1.4302 0.05192 179 123 35 21
645 Why do you always pick the clingy ones? 1.4297 0.06043 128 87 27 14
646 I thought you told him we were still in the tower? 1.4296 0.05510 142 94 35 13
647 Speaking of tolerance and inclusiveness, here comes Mr. "You need to respect my preference for traditional gender roles" waving his mighty sword again. 1.4295 0.05324 149 98 38 13
648 Clearly, he doesn't know the meaning of "distress." 1.4295 0.05655 149 102 30 17
649 Uh oh, get ready for some serious mansplaining. 1.4295 0.05389 156 105 35 16
650 Ping-pong diplomacy doesn't work that way. 1.4286 0.04949 154 98 46 10
651 Uh oh, don't look know but here comes another straight, white male to cancel our time-honored cultural traditions. 1.4286 0.05874 133 90 29 14
652 I’ve been on fire and now he shows up. 1.4286 0.05545 147 99 33 15
653 Here comes a white guy to tell us how to hold our paddles. 1.4286 0.05311 168 115 34 19
654 Okay, that's nine-six, your favor. Uh, wait a sec. . . Can we take a short break while I go grab a bite! 1.4286 0.05378 140 91 38 11
655 I can't play with something shining in my eyes. 1.4277 0.04932 166 108 45 13
656 Not sure he's coming for you or coming for me; either way, game over. 1.4277 0.05078 166 110 41 15
657 Can't wait to see him try to serve with that thing. 1.4277 0.05238 159 106 38 15
658 She's not in distress Lance. It's 11 serving 18. 1.4276 0.05248 152 100 39 13
659 Thank god you're here. She's up by three games. 1.4276 0.05338 145 95 38 12
660 Why can’t he use a paddle like everyone else? 1.4274 0.05969 124 83 29 12
661 Have you told him that we're just friends? 1.4264 0.05695 129 85 33 11
662 Loser has to deal with Sir Explainsalot. 1.4258 0.05488 155 106 32 17
663 Looks like your handsome prince got his tournaments mixed up. 1.4258 0.05174 155 102 40 13
664 Man, I'm on fire tonight. 1.4257 0.05515 148 100 33 15
665 Here comes Sir Mansplain-a-Lot to ruin the day. 1.4257 0.05598 148 101 31 16
666 Naturally, he has to show up just when it’s my serve. 1.4254 0.05441 134 87 37 10
667 “Dammit, can’t we have one normal game night?” 1.4252 0.05865 127 85 30 12
668 Did you order a pizza? 1.4250 0.06336 120 83 23 14
669 Winner gets his hand? 1.4250 0.05360 160 109 34 17
670 Why is it every time I am about to win some jerk on a horse shows up 1.4242 0.06189 132 93 22 17
671 Let’s take a little break for a snack. 1.4240 0.06039 125 85 27 13
672 Fun's over-here comes Saint George the party pooper. 1.4236 0.05711 144 99 29 16
673 Ugh, here comes the part of the fairy tale that you said you hate! 1.4231 0.05554 130 85 35 10
674 Head’s up, your Lyft’s here. 1.4231 0.06067 130 90 25 15
675 Oh great, here comes Sir Buzzkill. 1.4228 0.05649 149 103 29 17
676 Who order food delivery? 1.4228 0.05568 149 102 31 16
677 Is he still calling himself ‘the Knight of the Ping Pong Table?’ 1.4224 0.05260 161 109 36 16
678 Oh hell, here comes Sir-I-wanna-play-doubles-with-my-horse! 1.4222 0.06083 135 95 23 17
679 Have to run dear, my five o’clock is here. 1.4222 0.05708 135 91 31 13
680 You're about to get smoked. 1.4211 0.06698 114 81 18 15
681 He can't help you here... this isn't a round table. 1.4211 0.05564 152 105 30 17
682 How many times do I need to tell this guy,we reserved this table for a full hour! 1.4207 0.05331 164 113 33 18
683 Here's the deal: I win, I get him. You win, I get him. 1.4207 0.05679 145 100 29 16
684 I’m not falling for that again. Just serve the damn ball 1.4207 0.05594 145 99 31 15
685 No, he doesn’t look 5’9” to me either. 1.4201 0.04936 169 112 43 14
686 Little does he know, I’m actually the one who needs rescuing! 1.4200 0.05374 150 101 35 14
687 him!? he's not even wearing shining armor! 1.4194 0.05168 155 103 39 13
688 He can play winner. 1.4194 0.05248 155 104 37 14
689 I’ve had worse first dates 1.4194 0.05248 155 104 37 14
690 It's not a draw just because your ride is here. 1.4189 0.05075 148 96 42 10
691 Tell him you’re winning. I don’t feel like being slain again. 1.4184 0.05618 141 96 31 14
692 I hardly think losing by seven points counts as distress! 1.4184 0.05148 141 91 41 9
693 We better hurry, it's getting late and knight is approaching. 1.4183 0.05047 153 100 42 11
694 Damn, everytime I'm ahead that guy shows up. 1.4183 0.05534 153 106 30 17
695 Rescue you? He didn't even bring a paddle. 1.4178 0.05390 146 98 35 13
696 Oh, I love when lunch is served with it's own cutlery! 1.4178 0.05390 146 98 35 13
697 The score is 0-10 and the damsel is not in distress. 1.4176 0.04936 182 124 40 18
698 I doubt he can save your backhand 1.4173 0.05296 127 81 39 7
699 This’ll have to be our last game. I gotta go. 1.4172 0.05208 163 111 36 16
700 « Whoever loses this set has to tell him you just aren’t that into him » 1.4172 0.05061 163 109 40 14
701 Look at that fool. He can't beat either of us with that skinny paddle. 1.4167 0.05454 156 108 31 17
702 Quick...I need to win this otherwise I'll have to say yes to him. 1.4161 0.05180 161 109 37 15
703 # “Have you told him about us?” 1.4161 0.05028 161 107 41 13
704 Can't we even finish one game without that idiot showing up to defend you? 1.4161 0.05545 137 92 33 12
705 Did you forget to leave the note saying that I didn’t kidnap you? 1.4161 0.05641 137 93 31 13
706 He can’t save you 1.4160 0.05700 125 83 32 10
707 Did you order Uber Eats? 1.4157 0.05138 166 113 37 16
708 Wait, I'm confused. Shouldn't he be playing me to win you? 1.4154 0.05960 130 90 26 14
709 I knew St George. St George was my friend. You,sir,are no St George. 1.4154 0.05859 130 89 28 13
710 Even George can't save you from match point! 1.4146 0.05878 123 83 29 11
711 Oh great, here comes "Sir Best out of 7" 1.4140 0.05273 157 107 35 15
712 Dave, I’m with a girl! 1.4138 0.05920 145 104 22 19
713 Quick, we have to finish the set before the rich, entitled, middle-aged white guy turns up and ruins everything. 1.4135 0.05559 133 89 33 11
714 Here he comes to mansplain the rules again… 1.4133 0.05531 150 104 30 16
715 Are you sure you texted "play the dragon"? 1.4133 0.05531 150 104 30 16
716 He’s behind me, isn’t he? 1.4128 0.06143 109 73 27 9
717 I see Carl’s showed up with all the wrong equipment again. 1.4127 0.05551 126 83 34 9
718 If I win, I roast him. If you win ... well, I still roast him. But trust me, I'd be doing you a favor. 1.4122 0.05502 148 102 31 15
719 Fair warning. You know you're playing with fire. Right? 1.4118 0.05775 119 79 31 9
720 That pizza better be hot, or I'm eating the warmest thing on top of that horse. 1.4114 0.05322 158 109 33 16
721 Shit, he’ll want to play chess.” 1.4114 0.05322 158 109 33 16
722 Finally! Someone i can beat. 1.4113 0.05611 141 97 30 14
723 This happens very time I'm winning… 1.4113 0.05875 141 100 24 17
724 It's him again. Do you want me to eat him? 1.4113 0.05840 124 84 29 11
725 Oh crap. Put down the paddle and scream... 1.4110 0.05383 146 99 34 13
726 Your ride’s here, next point wins 1.4110 0.05294 146 98 36 12
727 Oh, come on! She's beaten me ten straight now. I'd hardly call that being "in distress"! 1.4101 0.05385 139 93 35 11
728 For the last time, we're not switching to a round table. 1.4097 0.05524 144 99 31 14
729 Here comes the winner's prize. 1.4097 0.05524 144 99 31 14
730 Big deal! So at midnight you’re a pretty scullery maid. I become a newt. 1.4097 0.05524 144 99 31 14
731 It’s totally my serve. Don’t be such a princess. 1.4097 0.05697 144 101 27 16
732 The pentathlon gets weirder every year. 1.4096 0.04839 166 110 44 12
733 Hold you breath when you serve, please 1.4094 0.05847 127 87 28 12
734 Don’t look now, but I think it’s your ex… 1.4091 0.05787 132 91 28 13
735 Oh, bother." 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
736 This always happens when I'm winning. 1.4091 0.06234 110 75 25 10
737 You can vanquish me after this serve. 1.4088 0.05536 137 93 32 12
738 You wouldn't happen to have a light, would you, princess? Here comes that idiot on a horse again. 1.4085 0.05303 142 95 36 11
739 I thought I was your perfect match. 1.4085 0.05579 142 98 30 14
740 I'm beginning to think that's it's not a coincidence that this guy always shows up when you're ahead. 1.4074 0.05493 135 91 33 11
741 "Knights of the Pingpong Table, is that really a thing? 1.4074 0.05392 135 90 35 10
742 Huh? You think I'd fall for that old "look who's coming" head-turn so you could slam that serve past me? 1.4072 0.05107 167 115 36 16
743 Ugh! Just when I finally got this thing out of the garage. 1.4071 0.05902 140 100 23 17
744 About time! Our Uber eats has arrived 1.4071 0.05450 140 95 33 12
745 Buzz-kill at 1 o'clock. 1.4071 0.05635 140 97 29 14
746 He's still not wearing a mask. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
747 Next point wins. My lunch is here. 1.4069 0.05315 145 98 35 12
748 Well this puts a spin on things 1.4069 0.05038 145 95 41 9
749 Remember, if I win, I get to smoke Prince Charming. 1.4065 0.05314 155 107 33 15
750 In what universe does losing a friendly game of table tennis a qualify as a source of distress! 1.4059 0.04900 170 115 41 14
751 Let’s take a break; lunch is coming. 1.4056 0.05457 143 98 32 13
752 Things are about to heat up. 1.4052 0.05869 116 78 29 9
753 Slay what! 1.4052 0.06120 116 80 25 11
754 Tonight is game night. Knight night was last night. 1.4048 0.04868 168 113 42 13
755 I’ll go get the centaur so we can play doubles. 1.4044 0.05657 136 94 29 13
756 When you said he was going to wear PPE to the game, I thought you meant a mask 😷 1.4041 0.05462 146 101 31 14
757 Did you…invite Kyle? 1.4038 0.06190 104 70 26 8
758 I think he found the other ball. 1.4035 0.05939 114 77 28 9
759 Thank you, I AM on fire today. 1.4034 0.06238 119 84 22 13
760 Always during my serve! 1.4032 0.05482 124 82 34 8
761 The winner takes him home. 1.4032 0.05716 124 84 30 10
762 Did you order takeout? 1.4032 0.06158 124 88 22 14
763 Hey, let's take a lunch break. I'm starved. 1.4030 0.05414 134 90 34 10
764 Loser has to talk to him 1.4030 0.05716 134 93 28 13
765 Another perfectly delightful match of table tennis ruined by some fool playing out his damsel-in-distress fantasy! 1.4028 0.05151 144 96 38 10
766 He's back again. I wish you'd tell him we're just friends... 1.4028 0.05515 144 100 30 14
767 No one will be slaying anyone. We settle things on the table around here. 1.4027 0.05121 149 100 38 11
768 I need to stop for a snack. 1.4016 0.05541 122 81 33 8
769 You're down by 12 points; he can't save you this time. 1.4015 0.05527 137 94 31 12
770 It's my husband. Act normal. 1.4014 0.05747 142 101 25 16
771 Again?! This happens every time I’m about to win. 1.4013 0.05020 157 106 39 12
772 Stop Dragonsplaining and serve already. 1.4013 0.05486 157 112 27 18
773 Why does he always think you need to be rescued when I'm serving for match point? 1.4000 0.06026 115 79 26 10
774 If you don't want to pretend to lose at Ping Pong for the rest of your life...get on my back now and let's get out of here. 1.4000 0.05633 115 76 32 7
775 George, she beat you; you're out of the tournament. 1.4000 0.05484 135 92 32 11
776 Damn, I'm being profiled again! 1.4000 0.06081 120 84 24 12
777 Big deal. He can't handle my slice. 1.4000 0.05565 125 84 32 9
778 I am not in distress, I am ahead 2 games to none. 1.4000 0.04964 170 117 38 15
779 You still have to win by two. 1.4000 0.05441 140 96 32 12
780 Im coming princess!” “Shut up Arthur, I’m up three. 1.4000 0.05632 130 89 30 11
781 I think it's George. 1.4000 0.04964 170 117 38 15
782 Can I have five minutes before my rescue? I just need this last point to win 1.4000 0.05778 135 95 26 14
783 Loser marries him. 1.3987 0.05383 158 112 29 17
784 If I let you win will you tell the dragon slayer to go home? 1.3986 0.05316 148 102 33 13
785 Your friend is too late to save you from my spin serve special. 1.3985 0.05937 133 95 23 15
786 I’m fine with playing doubles, but the horse’s serve is terrible 1.3984 0.05693 128 88 29 11
787 Now, act like I’ve said something really funny. 1.3984 0.05129 123 79 39 5
788 You're going to have to tell your White Knight about us, sometime 1.3983 0.06154 118 83 23 12
789 We are NOT playing mixed doubles. 1.3974 0.05405 151 106 30 15
790 You can’t call in the cavalry every time I start winning! 1.3974 0.04979 151 101 40 10
791 Okay last game and then back to business. 1.3973 0.05366 146 101 32 13
792 That's 6-0.....Typical, the one time I'm on fire he turns up! 1.3972 0.05121 141 94 38 9
793 He’s not going to save you this time princess! 1.3971 0.05743 136 96 26 14
794 No. You can't just burn the balls you can't return! 1.3969 0.05904 131 93 24 14
795 Someone should let white horse guy know you're ahead by 15. 1.3969 0.05804 131 92 26 13
796 Here comes that idiot I thrashed in polo. 1.3967 0.05687 121 82 30 9
797 Help me, Knight! She's slaying me. 1.3966 0.05595 116 77 32 7
798 I didn't agree to doubles. 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
799 Yeah, the armor kind of acts like an oven. They actually taste pretty good when cooked. 1.3966 0.06348 116 83 20 13
800 You just had to keep shouting "Love!" 1.3962 0.06659 106 76 18 12
801 Quick! Get me out of this dragon costume 1.3960 0.05538 149 106 27 16
802 Well if it isn't Sir Pingalot. 1.3957 0.05557 139 97 29 13
803 Hang on a sec, my Grubhub is here. 1.3955 0.05607 134 93 29 12
804 It's my pleasure to serve, princess! 1.3955 0.04884 177 123 38 16
805 Do we have to play chess when he gets here? I'm sick of being a pawn. 1.3949 0.05404 157 112 28 17
806 Score is forty-love, making you quite the damsel in distress. 1.3944 0.05285 142 97 34 11
807 Winner battles the patriarchy 1.3942 0.06470 104 73 21 10
808 He can beg all he wants,but I am not playing round table tennis! 1.3939 0.05964 132 95 22 15
809 I'm starting to sense that Saint George being the umpire is putting me at a bit of a disadvantage. 1.3932 0.05688 117 79 30 8
810 Best 2 out of 3 gets him, with or without the armor. 1.3932 0.06064 117 82 24 11
811 Here we go again - you better act like I'm going to eat you. 1.3931 0.05387 145 101 31 13
812 Quick round before I get rescued. 1.3926 0.05267 135 91 35 9
813 Chivalry isn't dead, it's just late to the game. 1.3926 0.05573 135 94 29 12
814 Does he know you talk that kind of trash? 1.3925 0.06050 107 73 26 8
815 You need to set some boundaries with that guy 1.3922 0.05937 102 68 28 6
816 No, no! We agreed - no knight to come rushing in to save you! 1.3922 0.05265 153 107 32 14
817 You don’t seem to be in much distress to me. 1.3920 0.05891 125 88 25 12
818 Game over. 1.3917 0.05833 120 83 27 10
819 It’s 20-6, he can’t save you this time 1.3916 0.05529 143 101 28 14
820 This will have to be the last point; my dinner is about to be delivered. 1.3913 0.06012 115 80 25 10
821 He's back on his high horse. 1.3913 0.05884 115 79 27 9
822 Game serve. I win I get to fry the knight, right? 1.3913 0.05580 138 97 28 13
823 Just when I thought we were going to have a peaceful afternoon. 1.3913 0.05288 138 94 34 10
824 I don’t care if his parents are loaded and he treats you like a princess, I still say he’s too clingy. 1.3913 0.05619 115 77 31 7
825 ‘It’s ping-pong, man. Not a Crusade.’ 1.3910 0.05631 133 93 28 12
826 Another knight? The last one couldn’t take the heat 1.3909 0.05790 110 74 29 7
827 Best of three, loser gets locked in a tower. 1.3906 0.05997 128 92 22 14
828 One more point and then it's good Knight for you. 1.3906 0.05347 128 86 34 8
829 Swallow the ball and act like I’m chasing you 1.3902 0.05845 123 86 26 11
830 I’ll play him next, but you should warn him that I tend to win in sudden death. 1.3902 0.05007 164 114 36 14
831 OK, one more game. But then I have a knight to dismember. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
832 He's really close to violating the restraining order 1.3894 0.05397 113 74 34 5
833 Did you order appetizers? 1.3894 0.05820 113 77 28 8
834 Quick, last point decides who gets to keep the prince! 1.3889 0.05743 126 88 27 11
835 Damn, can't he take a hint? 1.3884 0.05912 121 85 25 11
836 Fable tennis, anyone? 1.3884 0.05912 121 85 25 11
837 Don't you think your boyfriend might be a little overprotective? 1.3884 0.05551 121 82 31 8
838 Uh I don't think I'll have time for a best-of-three, Sharon. 1.3884 0.05551 121 82 31 8
839 Prepare for my fireball. 1.3883 0.06206 103 71 24 8
840 I believe it's your Sir. 1.3878 0.05583 147 106 25 16
841 Here comes somebody else. He can play the winner. 1.3875 0.04432 160 104 50 6
842 I know she's losing, but does she look like she's in distress? 1.3866 0.05860 119 83 26 10
843 One of us is about to get screwed. 1.3860 0.06293 114 82 20 12
844 Once you get them out of the can they're not that bad. 1.3860 0.06293 114 82 20 12
845 Just tell this jerk we’re going best 2 out of 3. 1.3860 0.05779 114 78 28 8
846 Again? For god sakes, it's play the dragon, not slay the dragon 1.3857 0.05787 140 102 22 16
847 Again with the species stereotyping. 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
848 I don't think this is the one, princess. He's got a real weird-shaped racket. 1.3852 0.05150 135 91 36 8
849 I'm not worried. I've played St. George before. 1.3851 0.05210 148 103 33 12
850 Don't expect him to save you. His backhand is terrible. 1.3846 0.05543 117 79 31 7
851 I thought you were the dragon slayer! 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
852 Oh great. Here comes Sir Slice-a-lot. 1.3841 0.05468 151 109 26 16
853 I was getting hungry anyway. 1.3840 0.05655 125 87 28 10
854 Where's MY prince? 1.3840 0.05879 125 89 24 12
855 Rather possessive, isn't he? 1.3839 0.05846 112 77 27 8
856 We are not playing chess ! white knight go away! 1.3836 0.05434 146 104 28 14
857 I already beat him in golf. 1.3835 0.05517 133 93 29 11
858 Shall we pretend like you’re losing so he can save you? 1.3835 0.05413 133 92 31 10
859 The take-out you ordered is here! 1.3833 0.06056 120 86 22 12
860 Melting the balls is cheating 1.3830 0.05294 141 98 32 11
861 I didn’t tell him, did you? 1.3828 0.05217 128 86 35 7
862 Let's just play to eleven. 1.3826 0.05738 115 79 28 8
863 The only thing that needs saving here is your backhand. 1.3826 0.05466 115 77 32 6
864 Looks like “Sir No-Backhand” is here to try his luck again. 1.3824 0.05012 136 91 38 7
865 Next point wins. Your ride is here. 1.3821 0.05832 123 87 25 11
866 I say there's time for one more 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
867 Ready for my "fireball" serve? 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
868 Loser has to get slayed or saved by the Prince? Ok, you're on! 1.3810 0.05387 126 86 32 8
869 Game night not game knight. 1.3810 0.06682 105 77 16 12
870 I thought you said he’d be too busy defending the castle?! 1.3810 0.05504 126 87 30 9
871 Tell him game point doesn't quite make you a damsel in distress. 1.3810 0.05317 147 104 30 13
872 I’m sorry but you can’t use your knight in every game! 1.3810 0.05840 126 90 24 12
873 Let’s break for lunch. 1.3805 0.06199 113 81 21 11
874 Okay, sudden-death point ... for your boyfriend. 1.3805 0.05939 113 79 25 9
875 Get lost, buddy, we’re in a tie breaker. 1.3803 0.05263 142 99 32 11
876 Winner takes the knight in shining armor. 1.3803 0.05541 142 102 26 14
877 Ok, but if I lose, I'll still incinerate your village. 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
878 If he's not vaxxed, sear him 1.3800 0.05407 150 108 27 15
879 Sorry, but my lunch is rapidly approaching. 1.3790 0.05321 124 84 33 7
880 Looks like he didn't make the cut at the Round Table. 1.3790 0.06015 124 90 21 13
881 Best of three? Either way one of us ruins his life, eh? 1.3788 0.05217 132 90 34 8
882 I think he is on to us ! 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
883 The loser of this point has to deal with Prince Charming over there. 1.3782 0.05597 119 82 29 8
884 What, we’re playing doubles now?! 1.3782 0.05597 119 82 29 8
885 Swell. I’m winning and here comes your knight in shining armor to save you. Figures. 1.3780 0.04914 164 115 36 13
886 I enjoy our games immensely, Princess. you needn’t provide snacks. 1.3772 0.06154 114 82 21 11
887 Don’t think for a minute he can save you …I’ve seen his backhand. 1.3772 0.06279 114 83 19 12
888 20 serving 16. No one can save you now! 1.3770 0.05500 122 84 30 8
889 Your boyfriend’s coming and I get the feeling you haven’t told him that we’re friends. 1.3769 0.05267 130 89 33 8
890 Oh, Gawd. Here comes Mister “I have this table reserved every Tuesday!” 1.3761 0.05658 117 81 28 8
891 If the horse plays we could have a doubles 1.3761 0.06392 117 87 16 14
892 Ugh. Sir "Buzzkill" at 11 o'clock. 1.3760 0.05755 125 89 25 11
893 Never mind him! He can play the winner. 1.3760 0.05526 125 87 29 9
894 Here he comes again, Sir Micromanage! 1.3759 0.06000 133 99 18 16
895 I hope your prince has been practicing his backspin. 1.3750 0.05547 112 76 30 6
896 Time out,I feel a sneeze coming on. 1.3750 0.05431 120 82 31 7
897 Yeah, it’s him. Late as usual. 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
898 Just a sec: I gotta sneeze. 1.3750 0.05973 128 94 20 14
899 Snack time! 1.3750 0.05683 120 84 27 9
900 Does he need to make everything about him? 1.3750 0.05683 120 84 27 9
901 Can’t you see we’re kind of busy?! 1.3750 0.05083 128 86 36 6
902 Here comes another one with his outdated 1450’s “damsel” ideals… 1.3741 0.05217 147 104 31 12
903 I thought we were going to settle this at the table." 1.3740 0.05702 123 87 26 10
904 Oh sure. Match point and guess who just showed up? 1.3740 0.05818 123 88 24 11
905 It's about time the referee showed up 1.3740 0.05584 123 86 28 9
906 Mixed doubles? Sure. Just give me a few minutes, I’ll see if Grendel’s free. 1.3740 0.05584 123 86 28 9
907 I'm the one who needs rescuing. She's slaying me with her forehand topspin. 1.3739 0.05983 115 82 23 10
908 Now I know what you're up to. Knight to Queen's gambit" 1.3739 0.05854 115 81 25 9
909 Oh good, he found that extra ball! 1.3739 0.06109 115 83 21 11
910 Alright, one more game but that's it. My mom wants me to terrorize a village for dinner. 1.3738 0.06161 107 76 22 9
911 Not to distract you, but with those storm clouds moving in you might want to advise your knight in shining armor to lower his sword lest the lightning fry him before I do. 1.3737 0.06514 99 71 19 9
912 Did you call an Uber? 1.3737 0.06514 99 71 19 9
913 I told him I got pinged, and if he thought I meant something else, that’s on him 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
914 Oh god, here comes another guy to humansplain the game again. 1.3731 0.05867 134 99 20 15
915 Loser has to deal with Sir Stalks-a-lot. 1.3730 0.05604 126 89 27 10
916 Thanks, but I can slay this dragon myself. 1.3730 0.05490 126 88 29 9
917 If *I* win, *I* get to kiss the prince ! 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
918 Can we make this quick? I have another match. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
919 I told you not to post your location. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
920 Why do they always have to appear on match point? 1.3723 0.05076 137 94 35 8
921 To slay or to play, that is the question 1.3721 0.06135 129 97 16 16
922 Ok, just one more game - I see lunch is on its way. 1.3721 0.04930 129 86 38 5
923 Loser of this point tells him 1.3717 0.06434 113 84 16 13
924 Even Lancelot can't save your backhand. 1.3712 0.05313 132 92 31 9
925 Why do they think we always need rescued... 1.3711 0.06606 97 70 18 9
926 So you've been playing me, huh?!? 1.3710 0.05181 124 84 34 6
927 Give me a break. You're only down two points! 1.3708 0.06267 89 61 23 5
928 Oh, great, here he comes again, no doubt continuing his unending quest to knightsplain ping-pong. 1.3707 0.05812 116 82 25 9
929 I thought you disabled the “find my” app? 1.3707 0.05681 116 81 27 8
930 Don't give up your Knight job. 1.3706 0.05407 143 103 27 13
931 Oh great, there's Arthur. He always insists on playing on his Round Table. 1.3704 0.05637 135 98 24 13
932 Here's your knight in shining armor, ready to mansplain 'backspin' to us again." 1.3701 0.05679 127 91 25 11
933 Next point has to kiss prince charming. 1.3701 0.05568 127 90 27 10
934 Can't win on your own, eh? 1.3697 0.05830 119 85 24 10
935 Great, now we'll need a fourth. 1.3694 0.05419 111 75 31 5
936 The winner gets the knight 1.3692 0.05365 130 91 30 9
937 Hey! You’re down 10-1. No knight in shining armor is going to save you now. 1.3692 0.05583 130 93 26 11
938 Didn't you say your husband was returning tomorrow? 1.3691 0.05332 149 108 27 14
939 Don't turn around! Its that stalker of yours again! 1.3689 0.05342 103 68 32 3
940 That's not even a regulation paddle. 1.3689 0.05484 122 85 29 8
941 I don't play doubles. One of you is toast... 1.3688 0.05270 141 100 30 11
942 Oh, jeez, what's he doing here? George doesn't even know how to play ping pong 1.3684 0.06010 114 82 22 10
943 It's game point, and now he shows up?!?! 1.3680 0.05740 125 90 24 11
944 The King thinks it's chess night. 1.3680 0.05627 125 89 26 10
945 Saint George, lamenting his habitual tardiness, watched in resignation as the Princess moved in for the kill. 1.3679 0.05893 106 74 25 7
946 Hurry up - I'd like to finish this before knight-fall. 1.3679 0.06334 106 77 19 10
947 Here he comes again. This time, just play coy. 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
948 Even THIS would've been a better finale for Game of Thrones... 1.3675 0.06021 117 85 21 11
949 Tell your knight in shining armor he’ll play better with a paddle. 1.3675 0.05642 117 82 27 8
950 Good grief. This is SO 12th century! 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
951 Damsel in distress my ass. 1.3670 0.06340 109 80 18 11
952 I don't know what you see in him. I don't find him charming and his paddle skills stink. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
953 He just can't seem to accept our non-traditional narrative. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
954 I'm guessing you still haven't had that talk with Jerome about his savior complex. 1.3667 0.05790 120 86 24 10
955 Oh yeah,you should see me when I’m hot! 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
956 'Hey, you two, stop hitting the ball so wide. Tired of fetching.!' 1.3664 0.05956 131 98 18 15
957 She says she doesn't want to subjected to the emotional labor of your medieval gender paradigms anymore. 1.3661 0.06213 112 82 19 11
958 Your hero knows nothing of square tables. 1.3654 0.05965 104 73 24 7
959 When are you going to tell your ex that you are a lesbian? 1.3652 0.06338 115 86 16 13
960 If I win this point Lancelot is toast 1.3651 0.05812 126 92 22 12
961 Let's finish this game before knightfall. 1.3651 0.05589 126 90 26 10
962 The winner kisses the frog, the loser gets the knight! 1.3651 0.05920 126 93 20 13
963 Do you think he will kiss me also? 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
964 Oh look! Your old flame! 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
965 Who invited George? 1.3645 0.05376 107 72 31 4
966 I’m keeping my eye on the ball, and I’m certainly not falling for that “knight in shining armor” line. 1.3636 0.05880 110 78 24 8
967 Last point. It’s barbecue knight. 1.3636 0.06157 110 80 20 10
968 Hold your horses. You’ve got next. 1.3636 0.05984 121 89 20 12
969 When I said put a little English on it, I didn’t mean him. 1.3636 0.05880 110 78 24 8
970 I don't want this game to go into sudden death. 1.3630 0.05216 135 95 31 9
971 You can't join us. That is not a regulation paddle. 1.3629 0.05649 124 89 25 10
972 So you guys are, like, really into cosplay. 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
973 He just wants to slay me because he can't handle my spin serve. 1.3628 0.05631 113 79 27 7
974 Put some heat on it 1.3627 0.05536 102 69 29 4
975 Oh here comes another one— want me to take care of it? 1.3627 0.06651 102 76 15 11
976 I suppose he is coming to protect and serve. 1.3623 0.05339 138 99 28 11
977 Sorry, I've gotta forfeit—my Uber's here already. 1.3621 0.05252 116 79 32 5
978 If you let me win this game, I won't incinerate him. 1.3619 0.06366 105 77 18 10
979 It's just another middle-aged white knight who thinks you need to be rescued. 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
980 Oh, sure! Just when I get the serve, here comes Arthur and he wants his table back. 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
981 I'm going to slay you this time. 1.3611 0.05497 108 74 29 5
982 Don't you feel like you're in a bad Ingmar Bergman film? 1.3611 0.06234 108 79 19 10
983 Uh-oh, here comes killjoy 1.3608 0.06584 97 71 17 9
984 Hark ! What Knight through yonder Winter breaks ? 1.3607 0.06056 122 91 18 13
985 Are you going to be the one to tell him that we are playing best out of three? 1.3607 0.05590 122 87 26 9
986 That's cheating! 1.3604 0.05836 111 79 24 8
987 It will take more than a knight in shining armor to save you from triple match point. 1.3604 0.06110 111 81 20 10
988 He can wait. Serve! 1.3604 0.05836 111 79 24 8
989 Time flies! We play all day then knight comes 1.3604 0.05975 111 80 22 9
990 Leave me alone bro, I'm dealing with this dragon. 1.3604 0.05399 111 76 30 5
991 King Arthur insists that we play on a round table. 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
992 Great, it looks like they double booked the field with the Jousting Club again. 1.3603 0.05589 136 100 23 13
993 Here comes the fun police. 1.3600 0.06439 100 73 18 9
994 If I win this point, I walk away and he still gets to be the hero. 1.3596 0.06246 114 85 17 12
995 Don't you think you're being a bad sport about this? 1.3596 0.05861 114 82 23 9
996 So, how do you feel about barbecue for lunch? 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
997 I’ll let you win, if you tell him you’re in distress. 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
998 Well, we could use two more balls. 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
999 Your boyfriend can’t save you from my top spin. 1.3583 0.05650 120 86 25 9
1000 I thought it was just going to be the two of us. 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
1001 Oh great, here comes Sir Wheel the third 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
1002 And I don't give a "damsel" who is coming to save you. 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
1003 Lord of the Pings 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
1004 Don't be so impatient, St. George! I'm winning. 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
1005 Don't tell me you posted another 'Distress' Instagram! 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
1006 Who rides on a horse with his sword hanging loose like that? I hope he’s at least wearing a mask. 1.3577 0.05901 123 91 20 12
1007 If that twit as much as breaks my concentration, I will crisp him! 1.3577 0.05307 123 86 30 7
1008 Mask or no mask, I’m asking to see his vaccine card. 1.3577 0.05787 123 90 22 11
1009 I said slay it not play it! 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
1010 Darn! “Once upon a time got us” 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
1011 Never bring a sword to a paddle fight! 1.3571 0.05652 112 79 26 7
1012 The ball boy’s finally back. I’ll try not to smash so hard anymore 1.3571 0.06024 98 69 23 6
1013 Hark! Here cometh a man asking for directions. He must be as fictitious as myself. 1.3565 0.06199 115 86 17 12
1014 Yes you were winning, but here comes the patriarchy 1.3565 0.05818 115 83 23 9
1015 He just does not understand the friend zone 1.3565 0.05411 115 80 29 6
1016 He could just be delivering a pizza but I won't hold my breath. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
1017 It's about time you showed up! She's winning! 1.3563 0.06932 87 64 15 8
1018 Oh great,now he comes right when I’m about to win. 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
1019 This time, tell him to keep the round table jokes to himself – it's distracting. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1020 That doesn't look like a paddle. 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
1021 Oh no,your dad’s here! 1.3559 0.05318 118 82 30 6
1022 "Come on. Always when I'm about to win." 1.3559 0.05318 118 82 30 6
1023 Don’t you think your boyfriend is a little possessive? 1.3558 0.05784 104 73 25 6
1024 You forgot to postpone your own rescue for the next week, didn’t you? 1.3556 0.06574 90 65 18 7
1025 Let me see if I have this right…. I can eat him if I win. If you win, I have to eat him. 1.3551 0.06264 107 79 18 10
1026 But you're not even losing! 1.3551 0.05673 107 75 26 6
1027 If you think you will get better service from him you're living in a fairy tale world. 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
1028 OK big boy - you gotta get through me first, so serve! 1.3548 0.05972 124 93 18 13
1029 I knew your boyfriend wouldn't understand what type of tournament you meant. 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1030 ...if YOU win, I still eat your boyfriend. I just don't make you watch. 1.3548 0.05633 124 90 24 10
1031 And just when my killer spin got hot! 1.3545 0.05416 110 76 29 5
1032 I hope your little friend has some balls. This one’s cracked. 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
1033 Stop blowing on the ball before you serve or we'll never get a volley. 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
1034 Look at the score-- She's already slaying me. 1.3542 0.06102 96 68 22 6
1035 Him and his horse both cheat. I really don't want to play partners. 1.3540 0.06018 113 83 20 10
1036 What's with the sword? I told him he needs to bring a paddle to play. 1.3535 0.06471 99 73 17 9
1037 You win it's your partner, I win it's my dinner. 1.3534 0.05905 116 85 21 10
1038 This IS the big fight scene when you’re going straight to video. 1.3534 0.05373 116 81 29 6
1039 Ugh, the note said that I needed a girls' night, not a girl's knight. 1.3534 0.05566 133 98 23 12
1040 Argh... I keep explaining to him it's a round of table tennis, not a round table menace... 1.3529 0.06331 102 75 18 9
1041 Quick ! Think of a way to explain our relationship 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
1042 This one I will serve well done. 1.3524 0.06488 105 79 15 11
1043 You said this was a single's match! 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1044 Not white male privilege again... 1.3516 0.07054 91 69 12 10
1045 Just one fan again today...ping pong just isn't as popular when we aren't in bikinis. 1.3511 0.06715 94 70 15 9
1046 Does he know that we are just friends? 1.3509 0.05429 114 80 28 6
1047 Your idiot boyfriend will never beat me with that ridiculous pointy paddle he's brandishing. 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
1048 Ah, Christ, don’t turn around. It’s Steve. 1.3504 0.06108 117 88 17 12
1049 My boyfriends back and you're gonna be in trouble 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
1050 The real competition has arrived princess, your Prince charming and I don't think he wants to play ping pong 1.3500 0.05994 120 90 18 12
1051 Hey princess don’t look now but remember that one knight stand I told you about? 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1052 If you win, your boyfriend gets to slay me. If I win, you get me a three-picture deal with Disney. 1.3500 0.05638 140 106 19 15
1053 Yonder comes Sir Buttsinalot! 1.3500 0.05994 120 90 18 12
1054 Ok. So, winner gets the table? 1.3500 0.05507 120 86 26 8
1055 Not so fast, your highness. You have to win by two! 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1056 The winner takes the castle and the horse. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
1057 Best play on speedily, for verily, methinks this knight will soon fall. 1.3492 0.05781 126 94 20 12
1058 No! You can have the horse as a doubles partner this time! 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
1059 So we're agreed. Whoever scores the next point gets to eat the prince. 1.3491 0.06294 106 79 17 10
1060 If I ace this serve, do I get to eat the clown on the horse? 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
1061 From my perspective, I saved her from you… 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
1062 You’re served next. 1.3491 0.05199 106 72 31 3
1063 I said no guest shots. 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
1064 Ha! Match point. You're a little late pal. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1065 Even a knight in shining armor won't help you win this match. 1.3482 0.05910 112 82 21 9
1066 Set point, you need to be rescued. 1.3482 0.05486 112 79 27 6
1067 Yes, but losing at table tennis hardly qualifies you as ‘a damsel in distress’. 1.3482 0.05772 112 81 23 8
1068 I can’t serve while he’s watching 1.3482 0.05910 112 82 21 9
1069 After dual hemipenises with spicules and hooks, how could you go back to him? 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1070 Oh, sure, call George to save you! 1.3475 0.05160 118 82 31 5
1071 Really! You called in the cavalry?! 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1072 When you brag about your husband George, you shouldn't say "he's a saint"; the church has an entire process for that... 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
1073 I think your Uber is here 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
1074 Winner keeps the castle … 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
1075 I thought we agreed to make this our time without ol' killjoy. 1.3469 0.06819 98 75 12 11
1076 dammit, this was the last place I thought he'd look 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
1077 Loser tells the prince we're eloping. 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
1078 Here comes the trouble. 1.3465 0.06665 101 77 13 11
1079 Must he doeth this every time we play mead pong? 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
1080 Here we go. Now we’ll have to listen to all that Stockholm syndrome crap again. 1.3465 0.05956 127 97 16 14
1081 Knight to Queen's 5 o'clock 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
1082 No, don’t run. He just wants to play the winner. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
1083 You're next! 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1084 Princess, ‘tis I — come to play the dragon! 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
1085 Yonder brave knight can't save you from my topspin 1.3458 0.05954 107 78 21 8
1086 Looks like my 5 o'clock is early. 1.3455 0.05980 110 81 20 9
1087 Beer pong is at the next castle over, Sir Chad. 1.3455 0.05546 110 78 26 6
1088 Ah - -a neatly packaged barbeque snack is being delivered. 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
1089 Speaking of toxic masculinity… 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1090 With you down two sets, maybe this knight is willing to rescue a dragon in distress. 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
1091 Is he kidding? I'll beat him in straight sets, too. 1.3448 0.05625 116 84 24 8
1092 Oh, look! Here comes lunch! 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1093 This round is for another 20 years in the tower. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1094 I think we can squeeze in one last match before lunch arrives. 1.3445 0.05124 119 83 31 5
1095 I would say down 2 games to 1 is not "in distress" but here we go again with this wannabe King thing again. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1096 No worries. I beat him already. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1097 Don't look now, but i think your ride is here 1.3443 0.04907 122 84 34 4
1098 NEXT! 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1099 This game seems to drag on and on. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
1100 You're lucky it's a no-burn day. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
1101 Who needs a knight in shining armor when you've got that overhand, fair maiden! 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1102 You said we were playing singles 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1103 He must have heard "battle" when I said "paddle." 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1104 Pizza break! 1.3434 0.05948 99 71 22 6
1105 You win, you get Prince Charming. I win, I get to light the ball on fire! 1.3434 0.06447 99 74 16 9
1106 Aw, come on, just because you're losing doesn't make you a Damsel in Distress! 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
1107 Can you explain me again why all of them think you need to be rescue?? 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
1108 He knows it's the best of three, right? 1.3431 0.05305 102 70 29 3
1109 Look, Mr. Sore Loser is back, and he brought his sword. 1.3429 0.05384 105 73 28 4
1110 You get the prince on your side. I get the horse. 1.3429 0.05552 105 74 26 5
1111 Something tells me I’m about to be slayed. 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1112 Okay, two out of three -- if you win, I'll eat him instead. 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
1113 He just wants to play the winner. 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
1114 Prince Charming can't save you this time. 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
1115 Oh, great! Just when I gave up smoking. 1.3423 0.05651 111 80 24 7
1116 We'd better hurry up and finish, your ride is here. 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
1117 I don't know who he thinks he's here to rescue this time. That backspin of yours is deadly. 1.3421 0.05953 114 85 19 10
1118 Well, Missy, your white knight can’t save you from this serve! 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1119 Oh great! Here comes Sir Party Pooper. 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
1120 I can't wait to see the spin Disney puts on this one. 1.3415 0.06543 82 59 18 5
1121 Loser has to take care of him! 1.3415 0.05867 123 93 18 12
1122 Just to warn you, being down 8-1 to a dragon is considered "distress". 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
1123 If he mansplains the proper serving technique one more time… 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
1124 Game point! Where's your knight in shining armor now? 1.3407 0.06670 91 68 15 8
1125 I keep telling you, he suspects us. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1126 A game changer is approaching 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
1127 Regulation paddles only!! 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
1128 Quit dragon this game out, it's almost Knight fall. 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1129 Sudden death,or win by two? 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1130 Don’t look now, but he’s back. You just have to level with him and let him know that you’ve grown and it’s time to move on. My serve. 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1131 Little Jackie Paper finally came back for that rascal Puff 😢 1.3400 0.06547 100 76 14 10
1132 Quick, act like I’ve captured you.. 1.3398 0.06255 103 77 17 9
1133 Oh you wanted a fun “knight” with a k 1.3398 0.06552 103 79 13 11
1134 He brought the wrong paddle again 1.3396 0.06271 106 80 16 10
1135 Goddammit, I said dragon player, not slayer. 1.3396 0.06126 106 79 18 9
1136 Where I'm from, we call it escalating stalker syndrome. 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
1137 Ugh, I told him we weren't hanging out today. 1.3393 0.05314 112 79 28 5
1138 I know what he's going to tell me: "It's 'Table Tennis," not "Ping Pong.'" 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
1139 It's about time he showed up. This is our last ping-pong ball. 1.3393 0.05314 112 79 28 5
1140 If we're playing doubles, I'm summoning Dracarys. 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
1141 In MY book, the paddle's always mightier than the sword. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1142 Hurry up and serve! The quarantine has been lifted. 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
1143 Nice try but his shining armor won't deter my fire-ball serve. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1144 Tell your friend his sword is no match for my paddle. 1.3385 0.04951 130 92 32 6
1145 Can we keep the media out of this 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1146 I've never heard of the Knights of the Pingpong Table. 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
1147 Wrong table! 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1148 What's he thinking? Your backhand is way better than his. 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
1149 Looks like I need to turn up the heat. 1.3372 0.05388 86 58 27 1
1150 He knows we are just friends, right? 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
1151 Honey, I decided to just slay him in ping pong 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1152 He can play the winner.. 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
1153 Coincidence? Every time you fall behind by 3 that guy magically shows up. 1.3368 0.05720 95 67 24 4
1154 Wrong night man. Jousting is on Tuesdays. 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
1155 Once a pong a time... 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
1156 I really hate how he feels the need to yell “I’ve got next!’ all the way from the hilltop. 1.3367 0.05607 98 69 25 4
1157 I didn't think this game would drag on until night. 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1158 You think you’re on fire now? 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1159 Does he still not get that you’re into girls? 1.3366 0.06491 101 77 14 10
1160 Shut-up and serve! 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1161 Really? You called in the dragon killer just because I won the first game?” 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1162 Oh great. Here comes Sir knight again. Make him use the paddle this time. That sword keeps running the balls! 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1163 Arghh. He must have the smelled the smoke. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1164 Hey!! We still have an hour left. The judge said every other weekends until 4PM! 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
1165 Ha, made you look 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1166 Let’s not tell him you’re kicking my ass. 1.3364 0.06077 107 80 18 9
1167 I told you he was a sore loser. 1.3364 0.06077 107 80 18 9
1168 Dammit. Now pretend I’m winning. 1.3364 0.05368 110 78 27 5
1169 That whole damsel in distress thing. You're just a ringer! 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
1170 If this guy slays me, I just hope he treats you as well as I did. 1.3364 0.06231 110 84 15 11
1171 If I win do you turn into the Handsome Prince? 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
1172 here comes Prince 'Actually, you're not holding the paddle right' 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1173 Alexa, add another 10 minutes to the timer 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1174 Spoiler Alert ! 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1175 If he says “Ping pong, Avalon calling” again, I’ll eat him. 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
1176 I'm pretty sure he said SLAY the winner." 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1177 Winneth by two? 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
1178 Looks like 'Prince Bad Timing' has arrived. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
1179 It's... it's... Sir Backhandsalot! 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1180 Nice try,but I know he is a knight of the round table. 1.3361 0.05891 122 93 17 12
1181 Next point wins, I’m starving and it’s almost knight time. 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1182 That’s come ‘play’ the dragon, not ‘slay’ the dragon. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1183 Loser has to deal with that guy. 1.3333 0.05424 108 77 26 5
1184 Blazes! Just when I was about to serve match point! 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
1185 The horse and I will play the two of you in doubles. 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1186 OK, I need to get my doubles partner, Mr. Kong. 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1187 Time Out," said the dragon to the damsel. "I need a smoke 1.3333 0.06421 99 75 15 9
1188 Say good knight, Gracie 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1189 He's here, quick look like your in distress!! 1.3333 0.06309 108 83 14 11
1190 Don't look now, but it's him again. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1191 He only shows up when you're losing! 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
1192 He can’t save you this time! 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1193 20-19: Who’s going to save you NOW princess? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1194 Prepare to get slayed! 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1195 'I think it's my serve." 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1196 It's too late. Game point. He can't save you now. 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1197 I am NOT roasting marshmallows on his sword again. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1198 The next game is for who gets the knight! 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1199 I thought we were playing singles. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1200 Oh heck we have company coming, but at least he’s wearing a mask. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1201 Here he comes again. Get ready for some heat! 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
1202 Not even your boyfriend can save you from this serve. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
1203 Forget about the prince, he’s over the hill. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1204 Would you mind starting the barbecue before he gets here? 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1205 Why does he only show up when you're winning? 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1206 Here comes another one. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1207 You've won five games in a row. I'm the one who needs to be saved 1.3333 0.06723 93 71 13 9
1208 I said bring a spare net not knight 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1209 Remember, automatic forfeit if you torch the table. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1210 Here comes your clingy boyfriend. I just know he's gonna try to start something with me 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1211 I think if we hurry we may have time for one more game. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1212 If they’re re coming for mixed doubles, I get the horse 1.3304 0.06016 115 88 16 11
1213 I thought you were into frogs. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1214 Great, someone just brought their own paddle. 1.3304 0.05135 112 79 29 4
1215 He just can’t take no for an answer 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1216 Are you sure he doesn't suspect anything? 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1217 I think this has to be my worst, and strangest nightmare. 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1218 Best two out of three or Sir Galahad is toast. 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1219 Loser lives happily ever after. 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1220 OK one more round, but make it quick. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
1221 Quick.. I need a clean urine sample 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1222 Your prince is here. Shall I serve him next? 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1223 You'll need a lot more than that to save you from this serve. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1224 Don't look now, but there's something shining on the horizon. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1225 do you want me to smoke you now or later? 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1226 Do you think I could make a kill shot from here? 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1227 Okay, okay, sudden death round. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1228 The table isn’t round… maybe he will keep going 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1229 Oh great, another interruption. Do I need to eat this one, too? 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1230 What's he doing here? I thought you two broke up! 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1231 Don't look now, but I think your ex is here. 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
1232 "You're about to see me blow more than smoke up someone's ass." 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1233 Here's Lance - butting in again. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1234 No knights allowed is strictly enforced. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1235 Your boyfriend looks overdressed for ping-pong. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1236 One more set then it's knight night! 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
1237 OK, one more game, then I need a snack break. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1238 Winner gets to ruin his life. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1239 I know that guy. He's got a wicked slice." 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1240 I just find it a bit odd that one of those guys just happens to show up whenever I'm at match point. 1.3288 0.07569 73 56 10 7
1241 You called for backup? 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
1242 'Bout time Sir Slowalot showed up with the beer. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
1243 Looks like he's mad we started without him. 1.3274 0.05821 113 85 19 9
1244 Tell your knight he can trade his sword in for a paddle at the shop down the hill... I get this a lot 1.3274 0.05097 113 80 29 4
1245 Right now, all I care about is that your shining armour is getting in my eyes. 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
1246 Really, a knight in shining armor? I'm the one down three games! 1.3273 0.05184 110 78 28 4
1247 Oh Oh! Here comes that guy who insists we play on a round table! 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1248 And before we start, no, a knight in shining armor cannot be our impartial umpire. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1249 Oh this guy, he tried to slay me once before, but I always win, he can’t handle the heat 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1250 We’ll have to pick this back up next week. My ride is here. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1251 Match point. Good knight, sweet princess. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1252 Your tinder date is here 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1253 Winner gets to smash the patriarchy. 1.3271 0.06053 107 81 17 9
1254 It’s just me, and you. And that horse you rode in on. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1255 If that guy thinks the only thing the Chinese can do is play ping pong he's toast! 1.3269 0.06327 104 80 14 10
1256 If you win, he will take the credit. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
1257 I'd love to see Clangy Boy play a round in that get-up! 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1258 If he can rescue you from my flame-thrower serve, he's worthy. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1259 The sore loser is back! 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1260 I’ll be there in a second. I have to smoke this princess. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1261 Let's take a break. I need to smoke. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1262 Don't move. Some guy on a white horse is checking you out. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1263 Here comes your jealous boyfriend again. Why can’t he just accept our friendship? 1.3263 0.05487 95 67 25 3
1264 Ugh, looks like your old flame is back. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1265 Lemme guess. He took the 405. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1266 What’s he doing here? You said he only works knights. 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
1267 Loser gets set on fire! 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1268 And you thought John McEnroe had a fiery temper. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1269 Okay, he’s finally coming. I’ll call my sister and we’ll make it mixed doubles. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1270 I hear he has a wicked slice shot. 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
1271 “Is there a Monty Python Comic con nearby ?” 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
1272 Unreal. Everytime I find a worthy adversary.... 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1273 Here comes Sir Pongsalot to rescue your loser ass. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1274 Next point, dibs on your boyfriend? 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
1275 Here they come again, I really hate playing doubles. 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1276 You know, this guy slays me. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1277 It's just that sore loser George again... with some sort of new paddle. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1278 My next serve is going to be on fire. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
1279 Ah… he has returned with the game ball 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1280 Oh no, not again. This guy just slays me. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
1281 Just a minute. I am about to have a snack 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
1282 Ok. Best of 3. Winner gets the castle, loser takes the knight. 1.3239 0.07711 71 55 9 7
1283 This is why I hate bars. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1284 No more typecasting for me. This Disney rewrite better make some waves. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
1285 His paddle is not regulation. 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1286 If you win I'll eat him. 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
1287 Tell your boyfriend to get me a beer. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1288 His paddle is clearly not regulation. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1289 Sure he can play the winner IF he’s vaccinated…and the mask stays on! 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
1290 Great, now I need to find a doubles partner. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1291 Even Sir Will Shorts cannot save you. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1292 Not another White knight. Loser has to talk to him. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1293 Want to see if I can knock that guy off the horse? 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
1294 Great. Here comes the busybody. 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
1295 Hell, I can spin dry that canned ham with my heater on low. 1.3229 0.06538 96 74 13 9
1296 Dang. Looks like he wants his ping pong table back. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1297 Oh, great, here comes old "Slay to Play." 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
1298 Ha! Your friend is coming with the wrong racket! 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1299 Can’t we get through one freaking game without some douchebag on a horse showing up? 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
1300 One more ace and he's my lunch. 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
1301 Don’t look, but your ex is coming up the hill. 1.3223 0.04869 121 86 31 4
1302 He can't rescue you, I'm up three games to one. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1303 Winner gets to burn the knight. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1304 It's always the knight on the white horse. My taste preferences run to unicorns - and I also get a tooth pick. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1305 Here comes that Ding Dong to mess with our ping Pong 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1306 Okay. Last point. Loser gets the prince...and his mother. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1307 Here comes George. He forgot his paddle again. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1308 Fancy dress day at Google 1.3222 0.06672 90 69 13 8
1309 Playing with stereotypes, I see. 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1310 Really? This guy again? How many times do I have to breath fire before he gets the message? 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1311 Princess: “You got this one?” Dragon: “OMG just tell them you’re gay! I don’t want more deaths on my conscience!” 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1312 If I win this next point, you get to explain fragile masculinity to him. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1313 As a strong, competitive woman, I don’t need rescuing! 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1314 You win you get him. 1.3214 0.05658 84 59 23 2
1315 He's going to look awfully foolish trying to play ping-pong with that sword 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1316 You think he'll still like you when he sees that backhand? 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1317 If he makes one more joke about how this game is draggin', I swear... 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1318 He's mistaken. After your last serve I'm the one who needs rescuing. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1319 For starters, I'm going to set the knight on fire. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1320 What’s so charming about an idiot who still can’t pick a regulation paddle? 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
1321 Winner slays on? 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1322 Ok, here's the client. Let's get back to work. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1323 One-love. And here he comes! 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1324 Don't look now, but Sir Lobs-A-Lot is back. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1325 I don’t think that paddle is regulation. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1326 OK, if I win, I eat the Prince. If you win, I eat the Prince. I call that a win win for both of us. 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1327 Looks like he's signaling dibs. 1.3200 0.07391 75 58 10 7
1328 Oh, look who wants to play CANADIAN DOUBLES! 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
1329 They both got a little desperate for socialization during quarantine 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1330 Are you ready for my smokin' serve? 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1331 Stick around princess, you can play the winner. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1332 The winner gets to leave. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1333 He can’t help you with your backhand. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1334 IF SHE LOSES I'M GONNA EAT HER! (don't worry...I just like screwing with him) 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1335 You want doubles? I'll get my girlfriend. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1336 Ready ... Aim ... 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1337 Do you mind waiting? We’re at match point. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
1338 If I win, I get to eat him. 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
1339 Don't forget - winner kisses the prince first. 1.3187 0.06790 91 71 11 9
1340 Don’t look now but game may be called due to a happily ever after 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1341 Oh good grief. Another one! 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1342 Distress? I thought this was a friendly match. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1343 All right, the Mountain mineral rights and 51% of the Lair treasure. Best 2 out of 3. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1344 Listen we appreciate you coming to rescue her..but uh... We've decided to work this out a different way 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1345 We can play doubles, but the horse is on your team. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1346 She clearly doesn’t need saving! 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1347 Cute ain’t gonna get you out of this! 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1348 Okay, you can eat him if I loose. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1349 You’re toast. 1.3182 0.06770 88 68 12 8
1350 Are you ready to be served? 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1351 Loser has to deal with him. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1352 I could fry him from here. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1353 Spoiler alert, here comes George. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1354 I love game knight. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1355 When are you going to tell your boyfriend the truth about us? 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1356 To the death 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1357 To serve, or not to serve, that is the question" 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1358 I'm not just trying to make you look away, there is a knight coming this time! 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1359 Listen, it’s been fun and all but I have to move on to the next princess. Just tell him you’re not interested. 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
1360 It is 10 to 2! You really think the knight can save you?! 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1361 Excuse me. Lunch is here. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1362 Your Amazon delivery is here! 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1363 Not now…I’m winning! 1.3171 0.07129 82 64 10 8
1364 Dang, Sir LoseAlot is here. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1365 Drats, looks like you're about to be rescued by one of the Knights of the Rectangular Table. 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
1366 What a get-up! That guy just slays me! 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1367 You never told me we were playing doubles. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1368 I hope you brought your own paddle. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1369 First to seven. Loser deals with that dude coming 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1370 I'm for real this time. There's a knight behind you. 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
1371 OK...he gets winner 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1372 I hate myself for taking these roles but the work really dried up after Shrek 3. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1373 Your Knight In Shining Armor better have a better backhand than you" 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1374 He never remembers to bring his own paddle 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1375 You're supposed to be at the round table. 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1376 I warn you, I have a fiery serve! 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1377 Yet another of your swain doth approach, my princess. How would you like me to serve this one? 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1378 Being down 19-15 does not count as ‘distress’. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1379 Oh great. Just as we start having fun, someone shows up to avenge something or other. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1380 Fine. You can play the winner. 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1381 I hope he remembered to bring his paddle. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1382 Told you he’d figure out those were just pillows in the tower. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1383 If you win, you can go. If I win, I eat the horse. 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
1384 Cool your jets,St. George! I’m up ten to eight! 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1385 Not even he can save you from the wrath of my vengeful backspin. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1386 I was hoping to table this. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1387 It's time for a lunch break. Do you like your meat rare or well done? 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1388 Wait until he sees my back hand. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1389 Will you stay for dinner? 1.3143 0.07489 70 54 10 6
1390 We still have the table for 15 minutes. He’s gonna have to wait. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1391 I'm not falling for that old trick. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1392 Back off, Charming. I’ve got this! 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1393 Here comes my Disney ending. 1.3137 0.06228 102 79 14 9
1394 This is a table for two. 1.3137 0.05210 102 73 26 3
1395 Uh-oh! Here comes George again. Lend me your lighter. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1396 Wait. Weren't you and Harry de-royaled? 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1397 Great. 'No-backhand' Lancelot'll want to play winners. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1398 Hurry up, I’m about to get slayed. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1399 Game Point! Do I sense a damsel in distress? 1.3133 0.05667 83 59 22 2
1400 Ugh. Every. Single. Time. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1401 He's mine if you lose! 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1402 OMG! Don't turn around. You're gonna thank me later. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1403 Looks like he found the ball that rolled underneath the couch. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1404 Well you did wish for a fairy tale ending on Match.com. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1405 Destress! I said destress! 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1406 Let’s play for the castle 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1407 Are you in distress? 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1408 Ok, it’s one million two hundred and seventy-three to one million one hundred and twenty-two. 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
1409 Your brother is really beginning to annoy me. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1410 He better have his own paddle. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1411 10 to 6. He can't save you this time. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1412 Ever feel like you and I are just going through the motions? 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
1413 You're playing with fire, Your Majesty. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1414 I've been in a lot of these fairy tales by now but this is sure a weird one. 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1415 Quick, look like you’re damseling. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1416 This time winner gets to vanquish that guy who keeps calling you ‘princess’. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1417 Mix it up. Don't always go for the kill. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1418 I swear, if he calls this “ping pong” one more time he’s not playing. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
1419 This next point is for the Kingdom. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1420 I really don’t get what you see in him. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1421 Start acting distressed. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1422 You better hope I'm not a sore loser! 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1423 and we were having such a nice time… 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1424 Geez! Just when I'm about to kick your butt, here comes your boyfriend. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1425 Great...your ex is here. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1426 He shows up when I'm winning 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1427 Oh great here comes George. He never plays by the rules. 1.3107 0.06175 103 80 14 9
1428 You win,you get him. I win,I get him. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1429 That's not how we settle disputes around here Sir! 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1430 This should be a Grimm match. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1431 I guess it's not my knight 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1432 Game point, princess. Here comes the next opponent. 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
1433 She e she eeeeet 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1434 He always brings a sword to a paddle fight. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1435 Tell your knight that the round table doesn’t work. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1436 Winner gets the castle 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1437 Okay, another match point. Let’s try to wrap this up before knight is upon us. 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
1438 Me thinks your Knight in shining armour is about to become Toast... 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1439 Best 2 out of 3 wins a free knight. 1.3100 0.06466 100 79 11 10
1440 How many points for the guy on the horse? 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1441 I feel like you're letting me win. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1442 Do you really need saving every time you lose a set? 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
1443 It's all fun and games until HE gets here. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1444 Great, just as I’m serving for match point. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1445 At my house we call it Game of Pongs. 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1446 Fair warning: I slay. 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1447 Oh great… him again. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1448 Game point. Loser has to spend the night with Sir Talksalot 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1449 Does your boyfriend understand that we're just playing pingpong? 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1450 Do we have to go to China to play in peace? 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1451 Winner of the next point gets the Knight 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1452 C’mon you’re draggin’! 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1453 Why does he think he can win your battles for you? 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1454 He can't save you from my wicked awesome serve! 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1455 Keep playing, Dragon. That guy may want to challenge you but he's not in your league. The horse, on the other hand, isn't half bad. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1456 Loser deals with the prince. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1457 This next serve is called "Fireball" 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1458 Damn. It's a trademark lawyer. I told you we should only call it "table tennis!" 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1459 Ugh. He brought his non-regulation paddle again. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1460 Were you expecting a doubles partner today? 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1461 Maybe he'll rescue me from your wicked forehand. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1462 Um, how 'bout we just play to 11. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1463 You didn't tell me this was going to be mixed doubles 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1464 You're losing,, your boyfriend can't save you,,, and, what's with his metal mask; 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1465 Let’s see if he remembered the beer this time. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1466 Why do umpires always sit so far from the table? 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1467 Oh, great, just when I get ahead 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1468 It's always once upon a time -- not ever just fun time. 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
1469 Winner decides what to do with the next knight 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1470 Come on, just serve already! You’re letting it drag-on” 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1471 Quick. I want to finish this game! 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1472 A reunion, of sorts, unfolds in the land of Honah Lee. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1473 Quick, start acting in distress. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1474 Forget it. He's a frog. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1475 Here comes your consolation prize. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1476 I don’t think he understands the meaning of girl time. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1477 Oh good. Your Prince is here. Can I please go now and rain fire upon your enemies? 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1478 I do not think the Welsh will replace me on their flag if you win… 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1479 You can play winners -- but paddles only -- no swords! 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
1480 Sheesh - Finally I'm about to win and HE shows up! 1.3067 0.07346 75 59 9 7
1481 Just tell him that size matters! 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1482 We’ve been at this all day, let’s call it a knight.” 🏓 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1483 Dragon, I have you in two points. Forget about the knight. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
1484 Uh oh! I meant I will recuse, not rescue. 1.3063 0.04922 111 80 28 3
1485 Not everything is about you, Raymond. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1486 I wish you would stop blowing on the ball before you serve. 1.3061 0.06390 98 77 12 9
1487 Nothing will save you this time." 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1488 Ah damn he’s here! I thought I told you to turn off “locations”! 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1489 Susan was playing with fire 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1490 Union break’s over 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1491 Winner gets to knock him off his high horse. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1492 How would you like this one? Medium well? 1.3058 0.04817 121 88 29 4
1493 Your cheerleader is using a cheering device that is not allowed in this league. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1494 First he had to ruin bowling...now here he is again! 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1495 Oh God, match point and here he comes to try to save you again!! 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1496 Play ping pong, not war 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1497 i never thought I'd say this, but did we forget to tip the valet? 1.3056 0.05950 108 84 15 9
1498 Hey King Starchy Pants, does this look like a round table? 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1499 Let's give that guy on the horse something to worry about! 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1500 Shit, he's back. Hide the beer. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1501 It’s not my fault your arms are too short. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1502 Damsel in distress,my tail! With that backhand? 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1503 Something tells me this may be my last serve! 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1504 Winner eats knight. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1505 Rats. Here comes Ping-Pong-alot! 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1506 Let me just finish him off, Darling; then he's all yours. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1507 Warriors come and go. Friends stay forever. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1508 Ten bucks says he tries to score points with you. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1509 Here comes smoke and mirrors again. 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
1510 here comes the kill-joy 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1511 Here comes that dork that thinks you need help. I'm the one losing here. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1512 You want me to light him up? 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1513 Let me get this serve off and I'll show him what happens when something wicked his way comes! 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1514 Royals, Schmoyals... if you lose, I eat you; if he loses, I eat him. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1515 Will you tell him or shall I? 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1516 I don't think he trusts you! 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1517 Pay attention! You can devour him later! 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1518 If your boyfriend yells "Psych!" again while I'm serving I'll toast him like a marshmallow. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1519 Gees, where did he go for drinks! Camelot?? 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1520 Yeah,sure, like I’m gonna fall for that old trick. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1521 We better hurry, knight is coming 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1522 Stay back Sir Hack Kneed... it's the dragon that needs saving! 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1523 It's match point. Even he can't save you. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1524 Don’t look now, sweet damsel, but my date is here 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1525 You could just ... tell ... him you want to stay and play with me. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1526 Doesn't he know we're playing singles? 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1527 He’s my backup for when you get all fired-up! 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
1528 Oh great, 10 all game 3, and looks who's here. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1529 He knows you're winning, right? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1530 I keep telling him that paddle isn't regulation. 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
1531 COME ON! George I've even been letting her win!" 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1532 Crap! We got two minutes to finish this game before your “true love” comes barging in. 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
1533 I don't care what he says. I'm not playing with the round table. 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
1534 Do you like your ribs extra crispy? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1535 Of course he has to arrive at set point." 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
1536 "Where the hell have you been? I've lost $200 so far! 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1537 Here come the results of the drug test. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1538 For the tower. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1539 Quick, say the word and I'll change back into a frog! 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1540 I'll play you for lunch. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1541 Oh great, Gary's here. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1542 Act natural, the prince is coming! 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1543 Can you say possessive? 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1544 I said I only play nights … not knights 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1545 Here comes Sir Buzz Kill 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1546 Yonder comes Dorin the Downer. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1547 Don’t look now, but here comes your dumb ass Ex again! 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1548 Oh goodie! Here comes Uber Eats. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1549 Oh, look who’s decided to finally show up. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1550 Let me serve before I get served. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1551 I think that your homecourt advantage just arrived. 1.3014 0.05749 73 52 20 1
1552 Winner burns dinner 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1553 All this way to knightsplain that we're holding our bats wrong. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1554 I'll play you for the night in shining armor! 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1555 Ugh, he's going to want to play chess. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1556 Oy, just when things start to go well for me, in rides the prince! 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1557 I must take my leave now; your boyfriend approaches with my extinction in mind. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1558 Maybe he took my 'sharpest tool in the shed' comment to heart? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1559 I don't care if his horse knows the rules. I am not playing doubles with them. 1.3000 0.06601 90 71 11 8
1560 He really should reconsider what constitutes a 'damsel in distress'" 1.3000 0.05108 90 64 25 1
1561 I should have known 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1562 I've seen the horse play... I think doubles is out of the question" 1.3000 0.07435 70 55 9 6
1563 Oh no, not him again. He’s got a wicked serve. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1564 Knight: “I’m here to slay the dragon” Damsel: “ Forget it- I’m here to play AND slay the dragon!” 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1565 Serving Match point; oh look, here comes Sir Galahad. Presumably looking for a challenge... 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
1566 Hey what’s with the obvious attempt at intimidation? 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1567 The competition is about to heat up 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1568 This guy just can’t take a hint. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1569 I guess you never told Sir Spoilsport that chivalry is sooo last century. 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
1570 My ride's here. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1571 Calm yourself! Just because he saved you, doesn't mean he owns you. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1572 Oh I thought you said SLAY the dragon 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1573 Do you know this guy, or is he just here to call "next"? 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1574 Game Point. Loser gives the knight a ride." 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1575 Winner gets the live action Disney adaptation 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1576 He’s bringing you a bigger paddle. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1577 Seems like a win-win situation to me: If I win, I get to eat the guy on the horse, and if you win, you also want me to eat the guy on the horse? 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1578 I said bring the paddle, not the battle! 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1579 Ugh! Don't look now,but here comes Toxic Masculinity to ruin the game,again. 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
1580 As I told your boyfriend, a little spin on the ball is called skill. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1581 I win I get to eat you,you win I have to eat you! 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1582 The 1334 Olympics were cut short by another act of valor 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
1583 I thought you said you blocked notifications from your ex. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1584 Why does he have to turn every friendly game into a major confrontation? 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1585 Right, who's going to tell him he can't play with that? 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1586 Well if it isn't the Knight of the Rectangular Table! 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1587 Is your boyfriend coming to slay me or play me? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1588 Come on! Either play on with honor or retreat in a cheap stereotype. 1.2981 0.06244 104 83 11 10
1589 Not even he can save you from my famous spin serve. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1590 2 out of 3 he’s coming for me 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1591 I never agreed to play doubles. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1592 Ok this is it, loser gets “saved” by the knight in shining armor. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1593 Beware of my killer serve." 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1594 Looks like your dad from here 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1595 So help me Fiona, it’s his fault if I lose this point. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1596 Do I look like I need a knight in shining armor? 1.2976 0.06728 84 66 11 7
1597 There’s a lot riding on this match point for both of us. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1598 Oh, great. You invited THAT rat bastard? 1.2976 0.06728 84 66 11 7
1599 Oh Yeah, I'm On Fire!...and your friend over there is about to be too. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1600 I’ll slay, I mean, play, the winner. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1601 Match point, loser spends eternity with him. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1602 Loser has to pretend they're in distress! 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1603 As the last of my kind, I will agree to a doubles match only if we suspend the 'no fire' rule. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1604 Let me know when lover boy is out of town so we can finish this rubber game. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1605 You are soooo toast! 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1606 My point, I burn him. Your point, you can decide if he lives. You in? 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
1607 Do you know a guy in a helmet, carrying a spear and riding a horse as if to do battle? 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1608 I thought you told him something came up at work. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1609 That knight brought a sword again, he is so going down. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1610 « Your Uber has arrived » 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1611 Loser goes with the knight 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1612 Well this serve is gonna distress you even more 1.2966 0.05556 118 92 17 9
1613 If I win, YOU kiss that knight over there. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1614 Looks like Lancelot couldn't find his paddle again. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1615 No! You said I could have her on weekends! 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1616 This might be a strange night. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1617 Do you want to eat this one or is it my turn again? 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1618 Don’t look now but Sir Party Pooper is coming this way… 1.2958 0.05812 71 51 19 1
1619 Okay, if you win, you can eat him! 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1620 I’m in trouble… he’s a lefty 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1621 Excuse me, but I'm about to be doing a little showing off. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1622 More English is not going to help 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1623 Here comes your champion......he'll be toast soon 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1624 Here comes that idiot Prince again! Why on earth he can't accept our relationship... it's been so many years! 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1625 I think that guy wants to play winner. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1626 Oh hell, back to work. 1.2952 0.06041 105 83 13 9
1627 I told you to stop inviting him! 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1628 I don’t care if you’re a saint, George! We don’t want to play with you! 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
1629 Tell him that the real reason you're in distress is my wicked serve. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1630 Sorry, honey, this is not your knight. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1631 Please, just ignore Sir Lancelot, he is so easy to beat in his armor and he takes forever to recover the ball! 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1632 This sudden death round just took an interesting turn 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1633 Here comes another guy who thinks you need saving 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1634 Tie game. We’re going to sudden death, princess. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
1635 Best of three,loser leaves with the buckethead. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1636 Lancelot! If you want to play doubles, you'll have to go get Guinevere. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1637 Here comes your compulsive helper. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1638 Oh no, it's a knight of the tennis table. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1639 Looks like they're about to shoot our scene. Last point, Princess. 1.2941 0.06658 85 67 11 7
1640 Do you feel lucky, Princess? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1641 This what I call: " a knight-mare" 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1642 Chill, Galahad. She's not in "distress," she's just down a few points. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1643 Oh, look. Someone's come to take you to THE ball. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1644 You ordered Grubhub? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1645 Oh, he showed up early today 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1646 Hold on, my food is here." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali 1.2936 0.05727 109 85 16 8
1647 Oh shit your white knight shows up just when I'm winning! 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1648 Let’s see Saint George save you from this serve 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1649 What do you mean he’s here for you? 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1650 Is it true that your husband George is a bad looser? 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1651 I’m much more fun than Prince Charming. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1652 Will you tell your boyfriend to stop trying to kll me. 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
1653 No prince can save you now. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1654 If I had wanted to worry about your attacking knight, we would have played chess instead. 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
1655 Yeah? My doubles partner is Godzilla. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1656 I hate it when the delivery guy rides my dinner! 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1657 You might say we are putting a new spin on the old 'damsel in distress' routine!' 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1658 I should have known you would pull the old Damsel in distress. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1659 What do you mean I might need to step up my defense? 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1660 Loser has to tell the knight. 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
1661 It was at this very moment that Sir Edward knew he should have listened to his gut. For as he rode over the hill he found that his mother was indeed wrong, and that the dragon wielded the only weapon he had left behind. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1662 Knight on a horse: “ Only I, a man, can save you from the evil dragon!” Dragon: “Keep riding buddy, she doesn’t need saving, she’s kicking my butt!” 1.2927 0.05741 123 99 12 12
1663 Would you like a quick warm up before we start? 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1664 Sorry honey,just one more game. 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
1665 Yeah, he's got a nice game. But he always wants to play on a round table. 1.2923 0.06093 65 47 17 1
1666 Here comes Quixote - we’ll be all over social media. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1667 Funny how he only shows up when I’m one point away from beating you. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1668 Get lost Galahad! This is personal! 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1669 Aw, jeez. Just cause it's game point doesn't mean you're in distress. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1670 What is his deal, anyway? 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1671 Hey Princess, does Don Quixote know you’re the ringer here? 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1672 Damn You! This is a set up. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1673 She is having fun here. Go away! 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1674 I’ll be there in a minute. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1675 Afghanistan 2028 Olympic Games Ping Pong final Women defending 1.2921 0.06628 89 71 10 8
1676 Loser gets locked in the tower 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1677 Oh great, right on schedule. He always brings swords to these things, never paddles. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1678 Hey, mind your own business buddy. I've got her at 20-19, my serve. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1679 Here we go again. Let me smoke this guy and then we’ll finish our tiebreaker. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1680 Ha! He wore the armor. Told you he feared my backhand! 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1681 Please tell him it’s “Play” the dragon 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1682 He’s back for a return match. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1683 Your Knight can insist on Round-Table rules--but the ball is in my Court. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1684 3-10, you, princess. Match point. Oh, and here comes that idiot who thinks you need saving. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1685 He might be good at jousting but ping pong isn't his game. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1686 I know the work life balance isn't great, but at least they have Ping Pong and a relaxed dress code 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1687 This guy shows up every time I'm about to whip your ass. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1688 Oh, for crying out loud.... 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1689 This one knight will not stand. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1690 Do you want to finish the game, be rescued, or let me have an early lunch? 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1691 I hope he brought his own paddle. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1692 Is that annoying prince behind me? 1.2909 0.05826 110 87 14 9
1693 Ok,10 points for nailing Prince Charming on his chest plate! 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1694 Coming to settle a score? We can't even keep track of the score. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1695 I'm hoping for a fairy tale ending to this game. 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1696 This is what you get for Dragon this game on. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1697 I can't focus on my serve while he's yelling "I'll save you, princess," which, in my opinion, is a backhanded compliment. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1698 Here comes the legendary ‘Knight of the Beer Pong Table.’ 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1699 Put down your paddle m'lady. Saint George, my nemesis, has finally responded to my three-game challenge. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1700 I’ll skunk you, the knight, AND the horse he rode in on! 1.2900 0.06079 100 79 13 8
1701 Arthur takes his role as umpire too seriously 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
1702 He's right behind you. Quick! Act like you don't know me. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1703 Killing time 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1704 Imperialism to the rescue! 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
1705 Looks like a Sudden Death match is about to happen. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1706 Thank goodness my ride’s here. These games drag-on and on. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1707 this dragon slayer boyfriend is getting up my nose 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1708 I don't care if it's St. George - he's gonna have to wait till we finish this game! 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1709 And the bearded dragon scores! 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1710 Great, another knight of the table tennis. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1711 Think your ex knows about my flaming lob? 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1712 Oh great, here comes my lunch. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1713 Loser has to go home with the prince. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1714 I'm gonna get Medieval on you! 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1715 White knights are politically incorrect but you knew that “ 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1716 You can’t just burn the balls you miss 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1717 Let's call rematch before he gets here. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1718 ahh.. here he comes.. lests get into character 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1719 Forget the shining knight,Pyro. He’s trying to put you off your game and win my heart. But I think I can dust you off on my own. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1720 Fo’ shizzle, Sno-whizzle; my man get up in my grill, Ima make him sizzle. 1.2889 0.06562 90 72 10 8
1721 I’ve got the knight. The horse is on your team. 1.2887 0.06211 97 77 12 8
1722 I am so going to smoke you this time. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1723 Game point. Loser goes with the prince. Winner gets the tower. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1724 Stop snorting. I told you my friend George wanted to play. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1725 Some day my knight will come but, in the meantime, keep your eye on the ball, little fella. 1.2881 0.04677 118 87 28 3
1726 So I've been going on for, like, twenty minutes about how masterful the album is and it turns out that I've been mispronouncing 'Aja' the entire time. Oh, your ride's here. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
1727 Ready to get burned?” 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1728 I told you we're not playing doubles today! 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1729 Oh c'mon, man! She's just bad at ping-pong, she's not in distress! 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1730 Now for a foul and sudden death- 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1731 Yes, I promise I'll hold my breath but please ask him not to spoil our game 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1732 If I hit him, does it count as a point? 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1733 Ugh here comes that guy who insists on calling it 'table tennis.' 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1734 Good lord! He just can't leave me alone with my pals! 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1735 Playing with fire 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1736 The knight is about to have a bad day 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
1737 Here comes your boy friend. He looks like the jealous type... 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1738 Your team's mascot is culturally insensitive 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
1739 I must warn you, me lady. Things are about to get a lot hotter. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1740 Ugh, finally. I hope this guy can hit a backhand. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1741 It’s an Olympic sport whether he likes it or not. 1.2857 0.05733 112 89 14 9
1742 Oh great. Every time I'm a point ahead, Sir Busy Body shows up. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
1743 The winner gets to eat the loser, right? 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1744 Your white knight can't save you. I beat him last month in Tokyo. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1745 Nobody likes a peaceful transfer of power anymore. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1746 So what? Pot's legal in my state." 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1747 Me? He’s here to rescue you! ‘Cause I’m about to win the scales off your back. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1748 So I get this burning sensation when I pee... 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1749 Think before you snack... Think before you snack... 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1750 Okay,when he gets here you say the usual "Oh my prince,you saved me" and I'll hold my breath 'til you're gone. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
1751 What's he doing here? You're not in distress, you won the first game and you're up 12 to 6 now! 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1752 Who invited that asshole? 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1753 Canadian doubles? 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1754 Don't look now, but here comes another knight-in-shining-armor who seems to think you need to be rescued. At this rate,we're never going to finish this match. 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
1755 Jousting's tomorrow. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1756 By the time this becomes a legend, it’ll say I eat people, not beat people. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1757 Did you order lunch? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1758 Don't look behind you, but I think the King is on to our relationship. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1759 Have you told him you're already in a committed relationship? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1760 Doubles? Or should we suggest Bridge? 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1761 No, I said ‘DAMN this DRESS’! 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1762 Here comes Prince Mansplaining again to tell us how it’s done… 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1763 Do I still have to try to win so he can fulfill his purpose? 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1764 If I win, you have to get rid of him so I can go back to my own life.” “Yeah, yeah… just like always. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1765 You were right, Helen, he actually thinks this is a quirky side-quest. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1766 Oh look, here comes toxic masculinity. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1767 Here comes Mr Is it my turn yet. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1768 Don't look back, but your Prince is on his way here. What number Frog is he? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1769 What do you think that knight thinks he'll save you from? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1770 It looks like he's here to play the winner. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1771 Let's make this the deciding game. I've got a prior commitment. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1772 I know you're in distress about losing, but really? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1773 Invite the king over too, then we can play doubles 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1774 I hope he's not going to call "next" -- he killed me last time. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1775 I don’t need his help but you could use some, dragon 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1776 Oops, hold on one second, my food delivery is here 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1777 Things are about to get heated. 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
1778 This could be a heated exchange! 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1779 Best two out of three, and the winner gets the prince. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1780 You weren’t kidding about that White Knight Syndrome, huh? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1781 Well, so much for ping-pong diplomacy. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1782 At the Honolee ping pong tournament, Puff was getting humiliatingly beaten by Mrs. Paper, so Jackie heroically arrived to carry her away. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1783 Do you like to play with fire? 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1784 Hurry up and serve, before I get rescued! 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1785 Guess "who's" back to ruin the fun? 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
1786 He shows up to rescue you just as I take the lead. Classic. 1.2836 0.07902 67 55 5 7
1787 : “seriously, I don’t know what you see in that guy…” 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
1788 He persists. 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
1789 Oh Lord! Whether it’s a round table, square table, any type table - this guy always shows up. 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1790 You overachieving princesses are all alike...gotta slay the dragon on your own terms! 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1791 Alright,alright. No more setting the ball on fire. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1792 Damn, I thought you said he'd be gone for another week? 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1793 Uh-oh. This guy always wants to serve. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1794 You have to win by two. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1795 20 serving 19….quick, look a prince on a horse coming to your rescue! 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1796 Ah...Finally a challenge where you don't have an unfair advantage! 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
1797 First one to 11 gets to set fire to the village. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1798 Thtat's not a regulation paddle, Sir. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1799 Yo! breakfast is here. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1800 Quick, this time let’s get to game point before they try to save you. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1801 I’ll bet my hoard I can nail him from here 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1802 Oh great, this is bound to raise some questions. 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
1803 Stop saying my arms are short. They're just poorly proportioned. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1804 If we’re playing doubles, I’ll take the horse. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1805 Your serve. Getting dark. Knight is coming. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1806 Refresh me on the rules. Dragons beat princesses, Knights beat Dragons, Princesses beat Knights? 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1807 Watch out, my newest serve is called the dragon slayer. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1808 Game point. Your knight in shining armor can't save you this time. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1809 You win. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1810 Can you be nice and not to treat him like a third wheel? 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
1811 Oh no. Here comes that creepy guy dressed in metal who keeps trying to save you. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1812 No one can save your game. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1813 Quick! Double or nothing! 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1814 And if I win? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1815 Ugh, don't look behind you, it's Brad again. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1816 You don't get to play him unless you beat me first! 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1817 Nah. I’m going to eat him either way. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1818 Either way - I Win. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1819 I think this guy's checking you out. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1820 I just might say screw this game and roast you and boyfriend coming to the rescue 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1821 She's not the one who needs to be saved! 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1822 Even he can’t save you down 10 -6. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1823 You again? You already failed to slay me in shuffleboard! 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1824 I guess he will be slaying the winner. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1825 Speaking of Love. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1826 That better be our Uber Feasts 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1827 The horse is a player. So whoever loses this point gets Charming as their partner. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1828 Win or lose he's coming after me, so I might as well confess - I've been cheating all along. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1829 Things were more relaxed for most of the players at King Arthur's other court. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1830 Here comes that sore loser who couldn't take the heat. 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
1831 O, jeez Gwendoline, he's here again, when are you gonna tell him? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1832 you told me he would be away on a crusade 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
1833 I just think he’s too possessive, and this is coming from a guy with a literal cavern full of hoarded gold 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1834 You lose this game and you are extinct ! 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
1835 1127: Knightsplaining. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1836 I'll never forget these Olympics! 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1837 So, do you think he has a camera? Because this is unbelievable. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1838 Last serve—here comes my next student. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1839 He wont stand a chance, im the king of the square table 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
1840 Just in time to take the credit when all the work is done.... 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1841 The knight is too late. I’ve got a killer serve. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1842 This serve's coming in hot 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1843 Wait until you see my doubles partner! 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1844 Fire away, hot shot! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1845 Twenty bucks says he mentions his new movie no less than five times. God, what an asshole. 1.2794 0.07796 68 56 5 7
1846 Of course! Your prince shows up when you're down 10 - love! 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1847 Here comes the Knight. Doesn't he know you're your own woman? 1.2791 0.06750 86 70 8 8
1848 Hey, I thought we made a deal here. You win, I set you free. I win, you live in the tower for eternity. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1849 Nine-serving-ten. After this game, let’s break for a savory snack! 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1850 Tell him we're engaged. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1851 You wanna take this one ? 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1852 Ugh, who invited Jeff? 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1853 No Substitutions! 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1854 I'm sorry, but to get rid of him I need to start smoking again. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1855 ‘Didn’t you say his friend is cute?! ‘ #doubledate #wingwoman 🐉 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
1856 Him again? Just tell him you ate me. 1.2788 0.06027 104 84 11 9
1857 Two out of three wins the fool on the hill. 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1858 Relax , we’re playing to 21! 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1859 Here comes our third wheel again," sigh 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
1860 You do know that if the prince interferes, you lose by default, right? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1861 Two outta three,winner takes the prince. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
1862 Did you invite the chess club? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1863 Thanks for warming me up. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1864 Let's take a quick break. My dinner just arrived. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1865 Match point, princess. Nothing can save you now. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1866 In the old days each side would send out their best warrior to fight. This is so much more civilized. I guess that guy on a horse didn't get the message. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1867 Don’t look now but here comes Justin. Remember the time he went to Australia for, like, five minutes and came back with an accent? 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
1868 Today's featured activity is ping pong. Slaying is on Thursday. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
1869 We've got two more games this set. You'll just have to wait your turn, buddy! 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1870 I thought you said he was just a one-knight stand... 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1871 Arrgh....here's comes Prince with his skinny little show-off paddle. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1872 My knight in shining armor! I hope your doubles partner is is as good as mine, princess. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1873 Just act mythical. 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
1874 Time to put away the game,it looks like the marriage counselor is here. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1875 Who sent for the clown? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1876 I think someone is about to mansplain ping-pong to us 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1877 Good, now we can play with his balls. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1878 Where did you hide The Grail? 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1879 Looks like that damn George wants nexties. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1880 Finally, the ball-boy shows up. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1881 We have to finish this game quickly. Here comes your knight in shining armor. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1882 'Stalker in shining armour behind you again' 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1883 He really isn't my type, but a win is a win. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
1884 £5 for a headshot, £15 if I manage to knock him off his horse... 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
1885 That guy on the white horse just slays me! 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
1886 You’ve got a helluva backhand , but he just slays me . 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1887 Should I smote or smoke him? 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1888 Oh goodie, here comes my doubles partner and we will smite thee Princess Olympic Champion. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1889 Yeah? Well, if he's going to play, I get the horse on my team. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1890 He's bringing more balls, right? 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
1891 Damsel, schmamsel, Missy. This is match point! 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1892 You text a guy ONCE... 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1893 Let's hurry and up and finish...my boss is coming! 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1894 Geez. You never told me you dated St. George! 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1895 Patience, knight's upon us! 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1896 Oh good, here comes the carry out. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1897 I hope he brings his own paddle. 1.2759 0.05089 87 64 22 1
1898 I bet he wants to play beer pong again... 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
1899 Really? You had to call in the cavalry? 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1900 He lives in a fantasy world and is never on time.... 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1901 I win I eat you! You win I eat you! 1.2759 0.06679 87 71 8 8
1902 Wait! That’s no paddle! 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1903 Ok, best of one. 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1904 I think that Sir George wants next. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1905 Uh oh here comes your ex 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1906 The paddle is mightier than the sword 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1907 You want to get a burger later, Princess? I’ll cook. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1908 So that’s the way you dress for a professional ping pong tournament? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1909 Ugh. Did you invite Tim? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1910 If these are the doubles' players, I have dibs on the one with the funny paddle. 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
1911 If you let me win, I won't tell him about you and that Gladiator! 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1912 George is back. Let's wrap this up 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1913 Want to play winners? 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1914 10 - 0, my serve. Not even Charming can save you from your poor hand-eye coordination. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1915 Here comes that wimpy knight who won't play me without wearing his armor. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1916 Well, guess who’s calling ‘winners’ 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1917 You win this game, I get the Knight in shining armor. 1.2747 0.04705 91 66 25 0
1918 I thought you said you were a feminist… 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1919 I don’t think that knight is going to save you from my wicked spin. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1920 Double or nothing: If I win, I get to eat your knight. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1921 Quick, duck! I'm going to knock him off his high horse for once and for all. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1922 What is your knight doing here? This is ping-pong,not chess!? 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
1923 Oh, look! here comes a pop-tart in a can. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1924 Oh great... Sir Mansplains-a-lot is coming. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1925 Let’s suspend the no fire agreement. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1926 Okay, the next point gets the knight. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1927 Your dad’s here. Do you think he’ll like me 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1928 Criminy, why does this always happen during match point? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1929 Your knight in shining armor won't save you from this serve 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1930 This guy again! He always insists on using a round table." 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1931 Here comes my worst student. He practices on a round table. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1932 With the score at 20-6, I don't give him much chance of saving you. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1933 Keep your friends close and your enemies closer 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1934 Sorry, gotta fly. Same time next week? 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1935 Serve quickly! He's coming to save me. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1936 Excuse me? The windmills!? Follow these hills for three miles. If you pass a Sancho Panza Pizza joint then you’ve gone too far! 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1937 Knight of the ROUND Table, eh? Intriguing. We'll see how he does with a rectangular one. Game point. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
1938 Your boyfriend there may play ping-pong, but I doubt he's got the fire in his belly to be champ - if you catch my drift." 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1939 Finally, here comes someone I can beat! 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
1940 He just won't leave us alone! Guess we'll have to continue this game another time. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1941 Love to, but I think your Uber’s here. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1942 This time, he's either going to put that thing down and play with a paddle or pay for all the nets we go through. 1.2727 0.07648 66 54 6 6
1943 Oy, brace yourself for the mansplaining on ping-pong strategies. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1944 Finally! Now one more and we can start our bridge game. 1.2727 0.05616 110 88 14 8
1945 When are you going to tell that guy he has no game? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1946 We better make this round sudden-death. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
1947 Dragonslayer? Yeah, she's got you beat on that one. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
1948 It never fails. I'm a few points ahead, so Mr. Save the Day shows up. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1949 Sorry Princess. Here comes your Knight, and there goes my hot streak! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1950 Oh no, here comes your ex again. I am NOT having another threesome! 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1951 Sore loser! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1952 This game is a lot like cornhole! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1953 Hurry up. My 2:00 is here. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1954 Wrong table! This one's rectangular. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1955 Here comes the party pooper again ! 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1956 Oh, for…. Hey buddy, it's Sunday. Go find a grail or something. I swear, no rest from these types. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1957 You can rescue her after this game. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1958 If you let me win, I won’t incinerate Sir Gawain. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1959 ‘Small balls incoming’ 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1960 Stand still. He can’t see us if we don’t move. 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
1961 I’m double vaxxed but he still wants me to wear a mask 🙄 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1962 I thought we were allowed to exercise without a mask! 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
1963 I believe this knight has the wrong court! 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
1964 Hey look, here comes your knight on a white horse!" "Nice try, Fire Breath. You'll have to do better than that to get me off my game." 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1965 It has to go OVER the net, Princess. Oh, LOOK, Your ride is here! 1.2718 0.04818 103 77 24 2
1966 No need to call your knight, all I said was I'm on fire 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1967 Here comes the BBQ. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1968 Here I am losing, and that misguided knight only wants to come to your aid. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1969 Oh no! Just when I win the serve. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1970 Funny how the prince only comes when you’re losing….. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1971 I’m about to slay this dragon myself. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1972 Being behind 11-3 is not "distress"! 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1973 Your boyfriend needs to get a life. 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
1974 I thought you said Lord Tool wasn't showing up for another hour? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1975 OK. Best out of three? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1976 He just can’t get it into his thick skull that you”d rather be with me! 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1977 "You're not in distress, yet the jerk comes to your aid." 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1978 You're the one in distress, big fella! 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1979 Well, looks like playtimes over. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1980 Always at match point... 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1981 Sorry I 'm having trouble concentrating. What did you say the score was? 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1982 Match point to me and don’t you DARE set light to the ball again. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1983 The knight won't save you now... I taught the Chinese how to play ping-pong. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1984 Just tell him how much YOU slay, queen, and we can get back to the game. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1985 This was more exciting before Nixon came to China 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
1986 Tell your boyfriend to buzz off. The re-enactment is over. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1987 When I say ‘You’re fired!’, that’s your cue. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1988 Only two can play this game. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1989 Didn’t you reserve this table? 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1990 Here he comes again. You'd think would have come to grips by now with the divorce. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1991 Yes! point game! For this,you'll want to go back to your sleep snow white! 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
1992 I’m still going to eat you 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1993 Just once,I'ld like to finish a game without interruption 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1994 Once again, George critically miscalculated the value of his sword. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1995 he's screaming something like "i'm in" but i cant quite catch it 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
1996 Looks like the tennis tables are about to turn. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1997 Too bad your Knight Errant got his name from his backhand shot. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1998 Let's just say I hope this Prince Charming tastes better than your last one. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1999 When you say 'slay,' you mean in ping-pong? 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2000 She’s got to win by two. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2001 He's back... Quick! Pretend to be asleep! 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2002 Time for a lunch break! 1.2700 0.04683 100 74 25 1
2003 I think this is about to become a full-blown tournament. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
2004 Mama never told me there’d be knights like this.” 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2005 Who's your friend? 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2006 No knight in any shining armor can help you win this game! 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2007 Ugh! Don't look now...Guess who's here to "Save the Day." 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2008 Last game, that clanging guy seems to want another lesson. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2009 Here comes the knight in shining armor 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2010 I'll bet he doesn't think you can beat me on your own! 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2011 That excaliber won’t help you here. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2012 Uh oh. Looks like you aren't the only one getting slayed! 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2013 I’m coming! 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2014 Thank God, it's finally over! First I kissed a frog ... then I kissed a toad ... 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2015 Uh, oh. I promised him a game of beer pong. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
2016 I thought you said he was cool with our ping-pong nights? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2017 Girl, I thought you said you were done with him. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2018 That guy still thinks that princesses need to be saved 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2019 Who cares who wins? You are my meal when this is over. 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
2020 Don't look, but here comes that crazy dude on the horse again... 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2021 Dammit Chad, stay out of it! I'm winning! 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2022 Canadian doubles is a myth!! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2023 Dude, there are no knights in ping pong! You want the chess game - over the next hill. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2024 No one is getting rescued until this game is over! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2025 Gal ya had. Past tense buddy. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2026 Hurry and play I am about to be rescued. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2027 You're on fire!" 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2028 Prince Charming's fine, I just think he has a savior complex 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2029 Do cowboys use lassos for lasses? 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2030 Oh great, I see you're still pretending to be a damsel in distress! 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2031 'Funny how your boyfriend always shows up at match point' 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2032 Let's say the best two out of three then I toast the Tin Man. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2033 That paddle doesn’t look regulation size to me.. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2034 « You’re playing with fire » 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2035 I knew it was too soon to post that selfie! 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
2036 Why does he always show up on MY serve? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2037 It's about time the food got here! 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2038 Even Lancelot can't save you. He specializes in Round Tables. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2039 Look, just because I’m up by three points doesn’t mean you’re in “peril”. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2040 Ah... Here we go again! 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2041 Wait, I have a bone to pick with this guy! 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2042 I hope he’s bringing extra balls. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2043 Drat. Here comes George. Pretend you don't see him. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2044 come back in five, we're almost done 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2045 Stop letting me win. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2046 Every time I get to match point, some guy on a white horse shows up to save you! 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
2047 Stop this so called damsel in distress crap, game point ! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2048 Ooo a new challenger...that's a weird-looking paddle! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2049 Whoa Galahad! Hold it right there or she's toast. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2050 Game for a match with a point? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2051 What a surprise. Funny, isn't it, how he never seems to clear that last hill until I'm serving for match point? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2052 Let’s put the table in the tower next time, and maybe he’ll leave us alone. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2053 You know this means I get a partner as well. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
2054 Looks like the game is up, princess. 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
2055 Ah, good. This round was really starting to drag on. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
2056 I've got time for one more volley and then I have to get back into character" 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2057 You can’t use a sword as paddle 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2058 Ah, here comes the prize now. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2059 Damn! Just when I've got you at game point. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2060 I hope he remembered the beer. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2061 Did you tell somebody you're in distress just because I'm whoopin' your ass? 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2062 Maybe we should have a Puff first? 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2063 I knew that jousting scene wasn't going to take an hour... 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2064 Oh you thought he was coming to rescue me? Darling, he is coming for you 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2065 Sometimes I think he forgets it’s a game. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2066 Let's see how you do against the Dragon of the Rectangular Table. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2067 At least he’s wear a mask 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2068 Looks like both of you are about to get smoked 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2069 Oh oh he's here. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
2070 Oh, I see how this works. You beat the dragon, then he rides in and slays the dragon. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
2071 They're coming for a recount. The points were rigged! 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
2072 He might be prince charming, but he's not using my paddle. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2073 Great, I'm finally up a set and here comes Sir Killjoy. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2074 Don't look now, but here comes Sir Mansplains-a-lot. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2075 Winner takes the court. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2076 Oh, thank God. I’m saved. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2077 Oh, crap! Just when I’m serving at 20 to 18. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2078 Ok if I win next point, I get to to roast Sir Galahad. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2079 oh, here comes your prince charming, I wonder what he has in store for me now? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2080 Finally, someone's coming to my rescue! I've never lost to a woman before. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2081 Best of three gets to eat the knight. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
2082 THE PRINCESS ALWAYS WINS. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2083 Here comes critical myth theory. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
2084 Aha! Now our chess board is finally complete! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2085 He can't serve you like I can. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2086 Did you order food? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2087 So, you think you can smoke me!? Come on and serve! I don't want this match to drag on. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2088 With your backhand serve, who needs Sir Late-a-lot. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2089 Okay, who ordered a jackass? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2090 Let’s not and say we did. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2091 Ah, crap, they’re calling for a video review. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2092 Winner gets to live happily ever after. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2093 Cheater….CHEATER! 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2094 Quickly, act like a damsel in distress before he sees us. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2095 Here comes clueless. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2096 I don't know what you see in that guy. Who brings a sword to a paddle fight? 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2097 If I win, you get to torch the Prince. If I win, you will be my fireplace starter for life! 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
2098 This dude coming slays me! 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
2099 You texted him 'play the dragon,' right? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2100 Ha. Look at the ping pong paddle your knight in shining armor is holding up 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2101 I'm gonna win this round again! The Prince is mine! 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
2102 pick up the pace, you’re dragon me down! 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2103 Sometimes the Dragon wins. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2104 It seems I'm about to be vaccinated. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
2105 He’s not going to save you this time 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2106 The fight for equality in sport continues 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
2107 Oh great. Don’t look now but here comes Lancelot, the biggest crybaby loser in the realm. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2108 He thinks he’s the only one who serves m’lady. Now I serve, m’lady! 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2109 Your UBER ride smells like canned tuna! 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2110 You want me to get rid of him? 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
2111 Darn it! Just when I was winning. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2112 Should we be wearing masks? 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2113 So you called in a ringer? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2114 …and to think everyone freaked out when they thought skateboarding was the most bizarre new Olympic sport 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2115 Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be beaten at tennis-table. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2116 She is up 17 to 3! Trust me, she is NOT in distress!! 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2117 I don’t think he realizes that we’ve both evolved. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2118 You’re just 2 points behind. Don’t you think you’re overreacting? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2119 Match point for the knight. 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
2120 Whoever wins the next shot gets to give the prince a wedgie. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2121 Do you really wanna argue the score with me? You know I’m hot tempered. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2122 let me serve you a roasted knight 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2123 Get ready to meet your champion! 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2124 Doesn’t your knight in shining armor realize that times have changed? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2125 let's wrap up our game; it's almost knighttime 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2126 Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend never had a dragon. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2127 I thought you said your ex wouldn’t be jealous. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2128 Finally someone bringing back the last lost ball! 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2129 He'd better not start anything while it's my serve! 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2130 She doesn't want to be saved, Larry! What she wants is to finally beat me, but that ain't happening today, tomorrow, or ever. So turn your cute little animal around and go home. 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
2131 This has been fun, but might you be up for some BBQ? 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2132 Ugh, here comes the patriarchy 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2133 Oh great, now I've made eye contact. What's the name of his blog we pretend to love again? 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2134 When texting your boyfriend that I was burning you, perhaps you should have provided context. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
2135 Here comes King Pong now... 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
2136 Oh, goodie. Sir Bobby Riggs has arrived. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2137 Guinny, Lancelot is back and in the dark ages as always, so I'd stick with me 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2138 Dragon Fire Fest 2.0 was a scaled-back event: One knight only. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2139 Stop incinerating the balls, Puff. That's cheating. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2140 Let's take a break for lunch. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2141 Did you remember to tell him the table isn't round?" 1.2623 0.07718 61 50 6 5
2142 Twenty bucks I knock him off his high horse. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
2143 Sir Niles save you? He has the backhand of a 5-year-old. 1.2623 0.07718 61 50 6 5
2144 Oh, good. Now we can play doubles. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2145 10 x 3 in the last game, sorry honey but no one will be able to save you now. 1.2621 0.05847 103 84 11 8
2146 Oh, great, here comes your ex. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2147 Ok, best 2 of 3. Winner gets the knight. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2148 If you win, I'll turn into a handsome prince. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2149 Seriously, stop being all 'I'm in distress' every time I'm about to win. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2150 He always comes when I'M winning. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2151 Darren, how many times do we have to tell you that Dragon-Damsel time is our time! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2152 You said he was away on a quest… 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2153 Ok this is the match point. Either you marry him or I get dinner. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2154 Here comes the drama. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2155 Prince charming my ass, serve the damn ball! 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2156 He's gonna have to wait his turn. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2157 It seems that Mr. Knight in Shining Armour has never heard of "ping pong diplomacy." 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2158 Grrrrrr. Ignore him. Match point! 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
2159 Yo, you can’t phone a friend in ping pong! What the heck, Princess? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2160 I don’t think a round table would help you. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2161 You're getting me fired up! 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2162 Not everyone agreed what it meant to be in service at King Arthur's other court. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2163 Hurry! We need to finish our game before Prince Alarming arrives. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2164 My dad’s famous for breathing fire. Me? I want to be remembered for my topspin. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2165 Oh. It's him again. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2166 This game isnt going to have a fairytale ending 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2167 Hey, what’s that behind you? Is that the knight coming to save you? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2168 Get ready, I'm gonna put some heat on this one. 1.2604 0.06325 96 80 7 9
2169 You'll have to hurry up, I see my next challenger 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2170 I wanted to rescue you, not referee 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2171 Don"t get excited, he can play the winner. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2172 Me too. I always have a blast when we play. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2173 What are you waiting for? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2174 Dragon Slayer 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2175 Doesn’t Harold know that chivalry is dead?” 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2176 Tell him to buzz off! It's only a game. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2177 Call off your knight, missy, I’m doing the slaying around here! 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2178 In either case, brave sir knight, prepare to get burned. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2179 You call that an unbiased referee? 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2180 What is his problem with me? 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2181 You're fried, Princess! Sir Tincan's slice ain't gonna save you." 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2182 He might try to slay you, just go with it 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2183 You're going to miss my foreplay. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2184 You'd think it's plain to see this is not a round table. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2185 When this is over I'll be seeing you with your tail tucked between your legs! 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2186 Why do you always invite your boyfriend for game night? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2187 Yes, I see him....does he know you're pregnant? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2188 You slay me. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2189 He might have believed me if you had reserved a tennis court. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2190 If I lose. You can have the King. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
2191 Wait a second…I feel a sneeze coming on. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2192 Will you put in a good word for me if I let you win? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2193 I have a backup! 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2194 If he wants to fight, I'm going to say I have tennis elbow. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2195 Oh, great. Here he comes on his high horse. He'll have to wait in line just like I did. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2196 It's just like the "tin" man, bringing a sword instead of a paddle to a ping-pong challenge. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2197 Just be glad we’re not indoors where there’s a mask mandate. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2198 Some guys don't know when to quit. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2199 It's not table tennis, it's ping-pong-- hold on, this guy would know. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2200 Calling in the cavalry won’t do anything to help your serve. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2201 Quick! One last rally before that white knight of yours scoops you up and I lost my chance to even the score! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2202 I'll scare him off with a little fiery breath so we can finish our match before he comes back and rescues you 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2203 Hurry up and make me hot before my boyfriend gets here. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2204 He can’t rescue you from the jaws of defeat. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2205 Game point, the knight won’t help you this time. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2206 Your friend's name doesn't happen to be George, does it? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2207 Deal! Best of 3 and winner keeps the horse. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2208 Look at the white knight behind me? There's no way I'll fall for that old trick again! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2209 Did you order from Round Table? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2210 Ah, me lady, your knight, my dinner. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2211 This ain’t chess and no Knight’s going to rescue a Queen in this game baby! 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2212 You didn't tell me this was doubles! 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2213 20 serving 18 - Lance can’t save you now! 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2214 The prince wasn’t expecting this kind of death match 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2215 And that's game-set-match my Fair Maiden! We agreed to play until night arrives! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2216 Be careful, his horse is much better than him at this game 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2217 Do me a favor and act like I'm winning. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2218 Hold on for a second while I cook lunch. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2219 Look who wants to show off his BIG racket. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
2220 First I finish you, then we barbecue. Dibs on the horse. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2221 Ugh, one again, he thinks he needs to save me… 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
2222 Time to rewrite this fairy tale: he’s coming to tell us our lunch is ready and waiting for us on the castle’s west lawn 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2223 Oh no. This guy always wants to play monté au cheval. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2224 Damn! Just when I'm winning, your knight in shining armor shows up. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2225 I’ll take winner! 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2226 My serve. Get ready for a hot one! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2227 Ya see? I'm tryin' hard to get outta the life, but there's always someone pullin' me back in. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2228 Hurry up and serve, if you win I'll let you eat the Knight on the horse. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2229 I'll play you for the horse. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2230 I hate to quit and run while I'm ahead, but danger doth approach. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2231 Aiight, one more game and then we got to help the uber eats guy off his horse 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2232 Not even Prince Charming can save you now! 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2233 Winner gets the horse. Loser gets the prince. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2234 It looks like a bad knight. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2235 Really, a knight is shining armor? So much for being a FAIR maiden. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2236 Well, that's hardly fair... 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2237 No knight in shining armor will save you from this backspin. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2238 If this was chess I'm hoping that Knight takes Queen. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
2239 Just one more game. I see my lunch has arrived. 1.2568 0.05113 74 55 19 0
2240 I come with good news. Pandemic is over. We can all go home now. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2241 Loser has to let him play hero. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2242 Hopefully your brother remembered the hand sanitizer 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2243 Lunch break ends in 5 minutes, Lance. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2244 Not fair having your Knight distract me during my serve! 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2245 If we're doing doubles then you're with the horse. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2246 Here comes Sir Loses-a-Lot 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2247 I swear, he's coming; it's not just a ploy to get you to look. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2248 If I win, your Prince Charming will be my dinner and you my bride. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2249 Looks like AMAZON is here with that sword you ordered. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2250 Forget it. Not even this guy can save you with THAT backhand. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2251 Ignore him. It's your serve. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2252 Bringing in a ringer, eh? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2253 He’s back again. I’m done being your wingman. 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
2254 Looks like your tweet worked, lunch is served! 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2255 I don’t care if you’re engaged. We’re not letting that guy play on your team again. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2256 what do you mean I can't be a dragon because I have hands ? Karen , you are such a princess. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2257 Hey! You there! No paddle no battle. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2258 Your ex just showed up again. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2259 Perfect timing. Game point. Looks like we'll get this game in before knightfall . 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2260 It's 0-10 and you think she's in distress? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2261 Why do they always show up at match point?! 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2262 Game point - winner gets the knight. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2263 God, he’s such a Leo 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2264 Really Meghan … you called …Harry? 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2265 Oh, look, a knight in shining armor! 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2266 Like clockwork, every time I’m ahead! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2267 How many New Yorker readers do you think will notice that the knight in the background isn't wearing any damn pants? 1.2556 0.06233 90 74 9 7
2268 I just hope you're not a sore loser. 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
2269 Next point determines who has to deal with the stereotype. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2270 Last round - Prince Charming will take over from here. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2271 This is good...Next point for you and you win my respect." "Next point for me and I eat you and your champion." 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2272 Your boyfriend is about to get fried. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2273 If you really are a damsel in distress, why is he calling for 'Lady 'Undefeated?' 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2274 Hurry up and serve before he, air quotes, rescues me. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2275 In a minute, I'm ahead 20-10 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2276 Oooh, break time.Here comes my lunch. 1.2549 0.08786 51 43 3 5
2277 We have time for one more game before knightfall. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2278 Oh, look! Your knight in shining armor is here. No! Really! I mean it this time!! 1.2542 0.05717 59 44 15 0
2279 Not...Your...Turn! 1.2540 0.07494 63 52 6 5
2280 Why don't we take a little break? I want to let off some steam. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2281 No, dammit, he's alone. No doubles today! 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2282 I don't care if he is Charming. If he forgot to get more balls again he's toast. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2283 We’re friends now, you can turn around. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
2284 The score is 19-6; he's way too late to save you. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2285 In a 3-Love match, someone always gets burned. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2286 12 serving 20? and I thought YOU were slaying me... 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2287 Last game. My dinner just got here. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2288 Love serving 20. Oh yeah, like you really need help. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2289 Hey Lancelot, Come rescue the queen and break the tie in my favor! 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2290 Okay, winner plays the Crusader. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2291 I'm winning, 18-3, now, who's in distress? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2292 Should we tell him we’re friends now? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2293 I hope he's not still playing games with you. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2294 How’s he going to play with that? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2295 Why doesn't he get it? We don't want to play Australian. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2296 Oh, great! Sir Patriarchy is going to butt in. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2297 Damn, here comes another dude can't who find the Round Table. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2298 Girl, you really want that man to save you? He doesn’t even have a 401k 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2299 'So anyway, I put a ping pong ball under your mattress last night...' 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2300 Sorry damsel. White Knights are only allowed in chess. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2301 Just tell him you don't need rescuing. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2302 Did anyone tell the knight we switched to ping pong? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2303 Will you get rid of your pesky admirer or should I 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2304 Let me guess.... he's going to want to play the winner. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2305 This fairy tale will be told for ages and ages 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2306 Girl, you slay me! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2307 You’re up 10-1, you need help? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2308 He thinks you need his help, again. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2309 I flew this table to the middle of nowhere so he WOULDN’T find us… 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2310 The only person this guy needs to save is himself 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2311 Late again, as usual. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2312 New game! Hide & seek. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2313 I thought you said exaequo? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2314 Please tell your boyfriend to quit interrupting our game. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2315 My serve is not the only thing that’s going to be on fire. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2316 Game point and nighty knight. 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
2317 Look, one of us has to score soon so that he stops galloping in every time someone says “love” 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2318 Yeah? Well, he better hurry 'cause you're going down. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2319 I thought you told Lance you needed space.” “I told him to stay far far away, and he said that he heard me. But, I don’t think he was really listening, ya know? 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2320 Pokémon vs. Disney 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2321 Ask your boyfriend why we can't play doubles. 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
2322 Time out while I give this guy the heat. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
2323 Distressed over losing again I see! 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2324 Aha, a Knight of Round Table Tennis. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2325 Please tell him this is just a game? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2326 Is your steed good enough for doubles? 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
2327 I don't care about Chad, just serve the damn ball. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2328 If you want next, you need to sign the sheet. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2329 Wealhtheow, look... Maybe we were playing too loudly? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2330 Just when I have the serve, your knight in shining armor shows up to slay me! 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2331 Don't look now, but Sir Galahad is out horsing around again. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2332 Can’t we have ONE game without HIM coming to the “rescue”? 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
2333 Don't worry, he's fully vaccinated. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2334 I told you to unmatch him before coming, didn't I? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2335 Yeah, I think I misconstrued what you meant when you said your boyfriend has a strong slice. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2336 Just him?!.......I thought it'd have been those freakin seven dwarves of yours!? They kick it in Ping Pong! 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2337 Damsel in Whiff-Whaff 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2338 Here comes trouble. Remember what I taught you... Breathe out with your diaphragm. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2339 She's busy! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2340 Great, just when I had you in distress. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2341 I must admit,you light my fire! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2342 I swear, this time I'm gonna' toast him! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2343 There isn’t anyone there, NOW SERVE!!! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2344 I don’t know how many times we have to tell Lancelot that ping pong is not played at a round table 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2345 This is ping-pong. Knights play in chess 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2346 My table, my rules. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2347 He calls that a paddle? 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2348 Hurry! Last point! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2349 Can I play the winner? 1.2500 0.06515 88 74 6 8
2350 No flames this time! 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2351 Here comes Saint George to see how I’m doing with anger management class. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2352 Oh no, here comes that pest Lancelot. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2353 Hold it. Mr. Pretty Boy's shining armor is in my eyes. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2354 Tell me you’re on fire one more time… 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2355 Call that a smash? I'll show you a smash. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2356 If he asks to play winners at least let me singe that annoying feather growing out of his helmet. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2357 Looks like someone wants to play mixed doubles 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2358 Don’t give me that Damsel in Distress line, you’re killing me here. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2359 My Lady, I know they keep dragin’ you down but here come another canned human. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2360 You will not be rescued today, my Lady. The fool brought the wrong paddle! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2361 Oh, great. Here comes Sir Whatshisname. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
2362 Your boyfriend's back. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
2363 Gee, this guy won't leave you alone. Want me to talk to him? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2364 My last serve before nightfall!” 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2365 A tournament champion, eh? We’ll see about that. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2366 You gotta lose the hat; it's just too noticeable. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2367 I'll show you what slaying looks like, watch this serve! 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
2368 Just a minute. I need to call my attorney. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2369 Uh oh, there's a guy coming on a horse and I don't like the looks of his paddle. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2370 You must stand down, milady, I have a bigger fish to fry. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2371 I will require a short time out after this point. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2372 This guy won't quit! I just don't know what he sees in me? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2373 I thought you told him to leave the sword and bring a paddle. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2374 I may be a damsel, but I ain't in distress. You're going down, baby! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2375 Ahhh, you ordered lunch? 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
2376 Hold my paddle 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2377 Great – here comes Glancealot 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2378 Didn’t you tell him we’re remodeling the tower? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2379 Not again! I lost our previous game because I still had the last one rumbling through my stomach... 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2380 Oh here we go again. Look, I just don’t think he’s ever gonna understand our relationship. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2381 I though you told him it’s girls night this time.. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
2382 Here we go again. At least this one has his mask on…. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2383 Mister long arms needs to chill, it’s just ping pong 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2384 There he is again, Mildred. Just ignore him, and he'll go away 1.2500 0.06312 88 73 8 7
2385 Look, on three I’m gonna need you to hop on my back, we’re taking flight 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2386 Smite smarter, not harder. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2387 You know, I don't really need to be saved 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2388 Here he comes again. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2389 Where were you when I needed you? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2390 Damn. Stupid pickle ball recruiter found us again 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2391 I thought we said 8PM. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2392 How about a post-match horse-d'oeuvre? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2393 Oh look, it's your knight with shining ping-ping paddle. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2394 Damn it! He always shows up when I'm winning. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2395 Ugh, here comes one of the knights who plays on a round table. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2396 No one said anything about doubles. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2397 Let's see him spin this one. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2398 OK OK you've won this time. Sir Percival is yours. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2399 You'll have to forfeit; your Uber is here. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2400 We may not have time for a complete set… 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2401 Had thou not slayed my brother Smaug we could hath played doubles! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2402 Back when Ping Pong was called Dungeons and Dragons. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2403 His paddle doesn’t look like it’s regulation. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2404 Talk about wasting time 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2405 To tell you the truth, I'm totally against our open relationship. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2406 Why does someone always come to rescue you whenever I'm about to win? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2407 Why would some knight on a horse have an interest in table tennis? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2408 Last round, my doordash is here. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2409 loser has to watch princess bride for the tenth time 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2410 I'm not letting him win again. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2411 Fun's over. Dennis is here. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2412 Let me remind you, I hate to lose! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2413 OK, he does LOOK good but wait until you see MY partner. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2414 Play me or slay me, my serve. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2415 How much longer is this going to drag-on? It won’t be long before knight time is here. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2416 Winner gets dibs. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2417 Winner keeps the horse. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2418 Don't hit the ball that hard this time" 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2419 The director can wait. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2420 „First I‘ll slice the serve, then I’ll slice him.“ 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2421 Even he can't rescue you from my serves. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2422 You are improving by the minute my lady. I predict you will be on absolute fire by noon if you keep this up. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2423 Is that a rules official or just gamesmanship? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2424 Why do they always come when I'm on my break? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2425 I see they’ve forgotten the drink again. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2426 Apparently, one of us is offside 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2427 Maybe we can play doubles with them. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2428 Finally! Dinner delivery. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2429 You win and I cook dinner for you. I win- and you are dinner. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2430 Just to confirm, you want to pursue the Olympics or Happy Ever After? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2431 I thought this was 'friendly' game. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2432 Will you look at that! Here comes that sports reporter from The Daily Beast." 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2433 Time out! My Door Dash order is here. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2434 Go ahead and serve! I promise I won't let him vanquish you if I lose. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2435 I may be a nasty fire-breathing dragon, but your boyfriend's breath can kill. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2436 Let's speed it up, My boyfriend approacheth. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2437 Your white knight is a tad late, my dear. You are down 20 to 3, and I am on serve. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2438 The paddle is mightier and easier to handle than a sword 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2439 Game point. Then we let ol' what's his name think he's recusing you again. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2440 A knight in shining armor?!? How cliché! 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2441 He was a ‘charming’ snack. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2442 They’ve freed Britney! 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2443 With that killer serve of yours, I'm the one in distress here. 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
2444 Damn Jehovah’s Witnesses. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
2445 Pizza's here. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2446 Hark! Your new paddle from Amazon awaits! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2447 Drat! And at game point, too! 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2448 I don’t care if he bronze-medaled in Tokyo! He’s toast! 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2449 You play the next game, that guy always slays me. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2450 Oh good, this one brought his own paddle 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2451 Remember: if I win this set I get the plume from his helmet. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2452 I serve no man. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2453 Let me get this serve off and I'll show him what happens to something wicked that this way comes! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2454 We will need to finish this later, lunch is here. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2455 My lady, the knight is young. Let’s ping pong it away. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2456 I'm going to serve a fireball now. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2457 Thanks to that slow steed of his, you've learned a new skill set. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2458 I no, it’s that pest in the tin can again. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2459 Ping Pong versus Godzilla! Hilarious. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2460 Here comes Sir Lobsalot. Act distressed. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2461 Oh, here he is now. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2462 Winner challenges the knight. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2463 So NOW he shows up to rescue his damsel, whom I might add is not in distress! 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2464 Just because his profile says he’s cute doesn’t mean he’s fun. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2465 You’re hot tonight. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2466 Game point. It's too late for pretty boy to help you now. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2467 Quick - let’s just finish this either way before he ‘saves’ me or ‘slays’ you. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2468 always with the savior complex 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2469 Doubles? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2470 You want me to let him “rescue” you this time, or should I give ‘im the ole razzle-sizzle? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2471 The new ball boy sure is taking his job seriously. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2472 Looks like it's match point. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2473 Growling, fire balls and tail slaps are legal. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2474 Concentrate on finishing the game. Don't let his shining armor distract you. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2475 If your friend is going to join in, we'll need a round table. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2476 No one needs saving here GAWAIN 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2477 Match point! Loser deals with him. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2478 Oh great, that's real too? 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2479 I don’t see what the big deal is, I liked the last season of Game of Thrones. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2480 They call this the Dragon Ball Z serve. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2481 Fire balls count, right? 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2482 Hey buddy, she doesn't need rescuing. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2483 Oh great. Toxic masculinity ruins the party once again. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2484 Winner gets to eat him. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2485 Just when I’m finally a game up! 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2486 He gets so jealous when I hang out with dragons. I told him we’re just friends. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2487 OK let's get this over with before he gets here and starts making a fool of himself 1.2436 0.04892 78 59 19 0
2488 Are you finally going to tell him about us today ? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2489 Stand back. Here comes the heat. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2490 We might have to take a short lunch break... 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2491 Oh no, 'Sir It's Not Ping Pong, It's Table Tennis' is here. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2492 Winner takes all. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2493 Hurry we have to finish before the night comes. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2494 You pull your troops out - what do you expect? 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2495 Quick! Get in the tower! 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2496 The first to 2 wins. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2497 Ok, if I win, I get you for a knight. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2498 Uh, Miss - can we make this an 11 point game rather than 21 points? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2499 I hope he’s knows “to slay” is only figurative. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2500 Hold up, my CaveDash is approaching. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2501 I bet you he forgot the glasses and ale. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2502 Fire away! Oops, correct that. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2503 If I win,Princess,I will feast on roasted knight. And if you win, again,I may,with roasted knight,assuage my pain. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2504 I'm all fired up. Smash away. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2505 Oh great, here comes George and his horse wanting to play doubles again." 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2506 Ok... the loser spends the night with him this time! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2507 Love-love, this match is of epic proportions! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2508 Hold on, we have yet another knight of the round table tennis 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2509 I thought HE would be the one to slay me. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2510 Hey, I have an idea. When he gets here tell him he has to play the winner...then I'll throw the game so you can slam him. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2511 Bloody hell! When the Parker Brothers' knight arrives, remember - the name of the game is "table tennis" not ping-pong." 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2512 Winner plays the doofus on the horse. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2513 Don't be a sore loser. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2514 Are you ready for some very Mixed Doubles? 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2515 Not sure I like the way your coach is staring at me. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2516 Really… that guy? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2517 Oh boy, here comes Mr. Knight Savior Complex. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2518 OK, but you realize I usually scorch my forehand! 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
2519 I’ll have him pick up the pizza for us. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2520 I thought I fired him! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2521 We’re agreed then. The winner gets Galahad. John Merton Marrs, Port Angeles, Wash. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2522 All’s fair in love and ping pong 1.2424 0.07498 66 56 4 6
2523 It was a good plan, princess, but that boyfriend you wanted to motivate may not be as eager to save you from my lightning-fast serve. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2524 Ugh, why can't he let you have even one male friend? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2525 When you say, ‘He’s got winner,’ I’m not sure we’re thinking of the same thing. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2526 OK, winner plays the horse. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2527 Oh for crying out loud. You’re not a damsel in distress you’re merely losing a game of ping pong. Sheesh! 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2528 Don’t look now but here he comes to play the winner. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2529 Ira’s doing his awkward savior shtick again. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2530 Please excuse me. It’s Fry-knight day. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2531 Do over, there was something WHITE & SHINY in my eye. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2532 As nuts! I don’t have the fire in my belly to deal with him again. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2533 Game point. Nothing can save you now. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2534 New Rule - Flames not allowed. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2535 Here comes that Knight again! Pretend you're in distress. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2536 I hope he realizes that isn't a legal paddle. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2537 Not even he can save you from quadruple match point. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2538 Oh, crap. Here comes St. George the table tennis champ. He'll slay me for sure. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2539 Quick! Best two out of three. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2540 Loser has to fight the knight,agreed? 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2541 The only thing getting slayed today will be your pride. 10 serving 8! 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2542 I don’t care who he is or when he gets here, little missie, you still have to play to 11 to win. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2543 HERE COMES GEORGE. I ALWAYS SLAY HIM AT THIS GAME. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2544 Princess,I think your Uber is here 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2545 I’m not sure whether your boyfriend is hurrying to play the winner or to try to slay a dragon 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2546 Remember I’m still the dragon in these parts 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2547 Don’t worry, it’s just another one of those capitol insurrection folks that got lost trying to storm the capitol. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2548 Your Father’s coming! 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2549 You said you were on a break. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2550 Here comes the loser. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2551 Not sure which makes less sense… this game or Prince Brainiac waving his shiny little sword right where my fire blast is about to be. 1.2405 0.04839 79 60 19 0
2552 Your horse is on my side! 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2553 Flame on….. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2554 That guy is going to be miffed to learn the only distress you’re in is being behind two games to one. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2555 A lesser known occurrence of ping pong diplomacy 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2556 Aww, NO! It's the ping pong police. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2557 Don't play with fire 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2558 Please, tell him you're not in distress. You're up 19-0. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2559 Can you please tell your boyfriend it’s not like that between us? 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2560 I told you we shouldn’t have put ‘Tournament’ in the event title 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2561 Heads I win, tails you lose! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2562 If he interrupts my serve I will light up the knight 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2563 21st century Damsel: If I lose, you get the Prince; if I win, you get the Prince. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2564 It looks like Sir Galahad wants to play the winner. The fun is over, little lady! 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
2565 Oh-O, here comes mansplain to the rescue. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2566 It's not fair. Your arms are longer. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2567 Your fiance’s name wouldn’t be George; would it? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2568 Face it man, I own your tail!" 1.2400 0.06802 75 63 6 6
2569 Tie breaker. I win, you leave with me. You win, I burn him to a crisp and you walk away free. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2570 Say the word and I'll hold him off. 1.2400 0.05881 100 84 8 8
2571 Oh, great. Here comes Sir Freaks Out-a-Lot. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2572 He better be here to play Winners 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2573 I can’t wait to beat him—and the horse that he rode in on. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2574 Your boyfriend is gonna get absolutely torched if he thinks he’s gonna come at me with that medieval paddle on his high horse” @jldeutsc 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2575 Best two out of three and the loser goes with the prince 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2576 I'm actually left handed! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2577 Why does it always have to be Jon Snow? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2578 You're winning, so spare me the damsel in distress routine. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2579 Can't he wait another 10 minutes? I'm about to serve. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2580 Fear not, sweet Vivian, I came to save thee from match point! Halt thy serve foul beast, thy hand clutches thy paddle like a child clutches a spoon! My blade, For Hand, shall punish ye! Fly, fly Topspin, my noble steed..." "She's winning, jackass. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2581 OK, Princess, we're agreed: one more game...you win I fly you around for a week, I win I get to eat your idiot boyfriend 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2582 Oh no, if he wants to play with his “special” paddle, I’m out of here. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2583 Your gallant knight can't save you from match point, milady. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2584 Ok, sudden death; winner take all. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2585 I long for the days when damsels were in distress 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2586 I thought you said when I met you there'd be no more lonely knights." 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2587 Loser has to sleep with Prince Charming. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
2588 You summoned a knight in armor to oppose me. That’s a backhanded compliment. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2589 This isn’t like the fairytales you are used to, you don’t automatically lose at the end - so give it your best shot 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2590 No. I get to kill him! 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2591 Doesn’t he realize women don’t need rescuing anymore? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2592 Can't he see that I'm at your service, princess? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2593 Here comes your Prince. Even he cannot rescue you from getting your ass kicked in ping pong. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2594 Yeah? We'll see how well your 'winning takes bravery' schtick holds up against the International Table Tennis Federation anti-doping test that's coming your way. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2595 Here's that damned referee again. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2596 He's just breached the hill--quick, pretend that you're fending me off with whatever implements are available. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2597 It's win by two, best of five. He'll just have to wait. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2598 Stick to your strengths, Galahad. This is no video game. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2599 Sir, we're not familiar with Round Table tennis. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2600 Oh ye gods... [sigh] How do we break it to him that swords and armor are no longer relevant in the twenty-first century? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2601 Somebody tell Sir Latealot it's not roundtable tennis. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
2602 I'll destroy him with my killer serve. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2603 His armor better be fireproof 1.2386 0.04570 88 67 21 0
2604 Here he comes, Sir Spoil Sport 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2605 My service, M'lady. Let's see if you can handle the heat? 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2606 Here we go again. I told you to cool it with the ping pong grunt. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2607 It’s time for Fireball! 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2608 Here comes another challenger. Should I just burn him to a crisp, too? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2609 I'll have you know I defeated the legendary "Ping Kong" 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2610 Let’s go! My 2:00 is here… 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2611 Do you have any catsup? Lunch is on its way. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2612 Merlin already called next. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2613 If he thinks he's a match for my old lady, he's got another thought coming!" 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2614 Here come the sandwiches. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2615 Sudden death to break the tie? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2616 I hope he brought the orange ping pong balls. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2617 Nothing personal, Princess, but this guy can give me a real game 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2618 Oh look, your knight in shining armor is here to play me for the grail again 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2619 Ok Princess, a kiss from Prince Charming ain’t gonna save you now. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2620 Never mind the fire-breathing, maiden-eating speech--shup up and serve! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2621 Oh, you're so last century! She doesn't want to be rescued - she beating me! 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2622 Game of Thrones: Season 9 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2623 First to knight wins 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2624 Are you a woman or just a woman. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2625 Rec center rules, first one to 11 points wins. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2626 I’ll deal with it, voice dictation must have put in “slay” instead “play” again. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2627 This ain't no kiss me turn into a prince game. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2628 Good Knight, Princess. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2629 I don't need a knight to rescue me. Bring it, Dragon! 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
2630 Loser has to play that guy. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2631 Finally! If he doesn't rescue you, maybe he knows how to occasionally return a serve. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2632 The calvary is here but so is match point.” 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2633 Your boyfriend’s timing just slays me… 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2634 Don’t look now but hither comes Sir White Male Privilege 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2635 This is not the dungeons and dragons kind of night I had in mind 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2636 Ha! I’m a dragon and I’m beating you at ping pong so you need your knight friend to come and help you beat me but you’re still not going to beat me. I’m on fire! 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
2637 OH! OH! You win! 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2638 Damsel,our relationship needs redefining. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2639 Match point. He's too late to save you. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2640 Here comes Sir Killjoy right on schedule! 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2641 He better hurry ! I'm winning 19 to 2 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2642 Damn, here comes my ride. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2643 He's an advocate of round tables, hence the theatrics. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2644 I'm not going to let him win again this time so he can feel better about himself 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2645 What’s he doing here? Didn’t you tell him about us? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2646 If I win,you protect me from that macho. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2647 The princess is yours, the championship is mine! 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2648 ✨“Always finish strong not minding what comes your way.”✨ 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2649 So you do this every Halloween. 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
2650 Ugh, game-point will have to wait. The incel is back. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2651 Aww, and just as I was finally going to win a game... 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2652 Loser takes him? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2653 I thought you said he wouldn’t find us here. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2654 You’re Goliath. Ever hear of David?! 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
2655 The winner gets first dibs on the knight in shining armor. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2656 He may have shining armor, but he's lousy at ping pong. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2657 As a matter of fact, I am Chinese. So what! 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2658 Oh, don't mind him. If the blind date wasn't going well, he was supposed to interrupt in five minutes. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2659 Here comes Mr. I'm yak yak - I'm gonna yak yak ... 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2660 The last one found out I have a pretty hot serve, not to mention the backdraft from my backhand. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2661 Neither one of you is safe from my flaming serve! 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2662 Who's the one getting slayed here? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2663 I swear to God, Susan, If he uses that sword on the ping pong ball again I'm lighting the table on fire. 🔥 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2664 Oh, great. And I was winning! 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2665 If NBC cuts away to the Modern Pentathlon somebody's going to be toast 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2666 He better have brought his own paddle. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2667 Great, here comes Mr. ‘Let’s Play Dungeons and Dragons.’ 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2668 Game point. Loser rides off with the white knight. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2669 Uh oh, you gotta choose, either I fry Sir Spoilsport or you forfeit the game 10-3. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
2670 Do not turn. He stopped. He’s checking his privilege. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2671 Sir Wet Blanket is arriving. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
2672 I've got winner. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2673 You owe me girl! 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2674 Last time I agree to best two out of three before I eat somebody. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2675 Here comes Mr. Chivalry and his "fight to the death". 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2676 I could be Serena Williams and I still wouldn't catch a break 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2677 I'm sure the knight will make sure the game does not drag-on 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2678 I am not going up there!! No way. That guy whacked a t-Rex last week… 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2679 You never said anything about doubles 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2680 I thought fencing was being played down in the valley. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
2681 That paddle looks pretty sharp, huh? 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
2682 My my, how the tables have turned 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2683 If I aim this ball correctly, we could score a free horse 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2684 I am just Speaking as a friend but he does not value you 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2685 Winner gets to tell the tale… 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2686 Your Knight Ride in Shinning Armour has arrived! 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2687 In her daydreams…just another day at the five and dime counter… 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2688 Oh good,the heroic speech just started,we have plenty of time to finish. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2689 Sorry babe, quick snack break. Another brave soul." 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2690 and we only get to play til knight, I suppose.... 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2691 Oh Snap! He's early! 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2692 看我再赢一场，美国 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2693 Western imperialism won’t save you from my wicked topspin. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2694 Calling it: 1.5-inch fireball shot 200 yards, velocity 950 meters per second, and it's knighty-night for Savior Boy. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2695 Dude, three's a crowd..." 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2696 You're knight in shining armor can’t save you now, match point! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2697 I'll stop breathing fire if you stop calling yourself "Mother of Table Tennis." 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2698 All right sister, lets see your little Prince Charming get you out of THIS one... 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2699 Your boy friend only shows up when I’m winning — coincidence ? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2700 He's not the only one with an opposable thumb." 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2701 Is he coming for you or for me?! 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2702 You or me? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2703 Let's see if we can get this by George. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2704 Halt! This is a no contact sport. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2705 Two out of three . . . .winner gets the knight. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2706 Should I go for the kill or just serve? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2707 Oh no, I think he's coming to slay, not play! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2708 You see that windmill behind me? Just watch…! 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2709 I am rubber and you are glue. Whatever you say, bounces off me and sticks to you! 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
2710 Sure a knight’s coming… you’re just trying to throw me off my game 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2711 Ok. You win, you get to keep me in your tower. I win, I walk free AND you make roasted lamb. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2712 Calm down Lancelot, the table's a rectangle! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2713 Let me start winning. And start acting all cute and helpless. I think I see an awesome mark on his way into town… 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2714 Here comes your knight in shining armor. Game point. Loser has to soothe his battered ego. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2715 What knight over yonder hill breaks? OK, two serving five. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2716 Oh great, now that I'm winning your Knight in Shining Armor shows up. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
2717 Don't use him as an excuse 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2718 That guy never has understood what women want. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2719 Great. Just when we were finally getting somewhere. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2720 I aced the Game of Thrones! 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
2721 Do you realize that if I lose this game I will get angry and have a meltdown? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2722 Another score to settle? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2723 Oh-oh. Here comes that punk with the ridiculous-looking paddle. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2724 Sheesh. Always has to be the hero, this guy. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2725 …I will smoke you… 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2726 Ah . . . the quixotic white knight defense! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2727 Come not between the dragon and his smash. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
2728 A knight a day keeps the authorities away! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2729 Great. Now I have to act vanquished. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2730 I thought you broke up with that pain! 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2731 Remind him no coaching is allowed. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2732 First one to bank a shot off the jerk in armor wins. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2733 We can definitely play another match before he gets here. He’s riding a horse, and all that clunky armor slows him down. Serve the ball. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2734 Shoot, here he is; break's over 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2735 His shining armor always messes up my serve. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2736 Trying to distract me won't help you, Gwendolyn. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2737 Oh drat, here comes Sir Serious to spoil our little fun. 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
2738 2 out of 3 wins Prince Charming out there! 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2739 And if I win you have to eat Galahad and rescue you me from his 'savior complex' once and for all, deal? 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
2740 He is a day early, should we both play dead? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2741 Oh yeah? Let's see you slay *this*. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2742 Winner gets to eat the white knight. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2743 By George he’s back! 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
2744 If he thinks he's going to tell me how to hold the bat correctly - he needs to think again! 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2745 Really, why does he have to bring a sword to the game every time? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2746 I forgot to tell Arthur we moved human chess to Monday 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2747 You're lucky I'm civilized. 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
2748 It's the name calling that bothers me. 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
2749 Save me later I'm whipping this big boys ass. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
2750 Did he just call "winners"? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2751 Ok, please don't blow on this ball for good luck 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2752 My burn, or yours? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2753 Looks like Lancelot's got winners. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2754 Uh Oh, I've got to go now! We can finish this game tomorrow. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2755 Oh Great. Your Boyfriend Is Back! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2756 Just when Puff thought he caught her interest. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2757 Ugh. This guy again. Quick—put a buck down so he can’t call next. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2758 Let me see if I can knock him off his horse with this serve 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2759 Ah! I see you’ve pinged a prince. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2760 No horsing around. This is a "singles championship," you know!! 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2761 It's just as unrealistic to think he's going to save you. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2762 Your shining knight knows the round table but I rule the ping pong table! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2763 Here he comes. To spoil our game again. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2764 We really should update your phone to stop autocorrecting 'play' to 'slay'. This is getting ridiculous. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2765 By George! What have we here? 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2766 ARE YOU KEEPING SCORE OR AM I? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2767 Really? You're only down by point 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2768 We should pick up the pace, my lady. I have a sense that night will soon be falling. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2769 I don't know. Have you tried ignoring him, Priscilla? 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2770 My Lady, methinks yonder Knight comes as a slayer, not a player. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2771 He'll be at a decided disadvantage using that paddle. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2772 Best out of three gets the knight! 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
2773 To Knight,To Knight its just not any Knight!! 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2774 I can't stand that knight 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2775 Cheater! 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2776 When they said "tournament," somehow I pictured something different. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2777 Best II out of III? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2778 No substitutions Saint George will kill me 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2779 Please, stop shouting 'By George' every time I win a point 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2780 He doesn't scare me. It's still my serve. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2781 Antonia, here he comes again, just tell him I'm a windmill." " Point game. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2782 Heh, he's gonna get burned, too. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2783 This guy again? I was winning! 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2784 Looks like I've played with my food a bit too long! 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2785 The only thing he'll save you from is paying that exorbitant ride share fee. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2786 I'm steamed, he always has to interrupt our quality time together. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2787 I'm up, 14-9. This hardly qualifies as damsel in distress 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2788 We're still doing best out of three, right? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2789 Now, remember how bad he beat you up 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2790 Don't think for a minute I'm intimidated by your knight in shining armor 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2791 He'll be easy. Such a stupid paddle. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2792 Karen, how many times do I have to tell you that you can't call a back up on this one?! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2793 If you wanted to play doubles, you should have got him a paddle. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2794 Don't worry if this is our last game Princess. I think I may have found another challenger. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2795 (“Chariots of Fire” begins playing) 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2796 Here comes the wet blanket--again. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2797 I guess your sore loser in shining armor won't let this one go, either. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2798 I’m going to something more than topspin in a minute… 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2799 What do you mean I have to spell P-I-N-G before we begin, I don't even know what spelling is 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2800 Don't melt the ball. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2801 Your Knight in Shining Armor can't help you return this serve! 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2802 Where do you find these guys? And how do they always know when it's match point? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2803 Great, here comes Charming. The last time we played, he slayed me. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2804 Not George again! He always ruins my dinner plans! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2805 At least it gets me out of the dungeon! 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2806 Let's hope he has heard of ping-pong diplomacy 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2807 I feel compelled to remind you of the rule against knight games. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2808 Dammit . . . well, just say we ran into each other and forgot Bingo Night was on Tuesday's. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2809 Yonder comes Sir Henry with the replacement ball! 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2810 One - Love 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2811 According to him, jousting is the only “real” sport. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2812 Fine, best 3 out of 5. But make it quick. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2813 Is he to ignorant to know the difference between this and prison? 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
2814 I have to warn you: I turn into a real hothead when I lose." 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2815 Let’s go, my next victim is here 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2816 Here comes the knight to save your from embarrassment 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2817 Here comes another of your arrogant friends who thinks he knows what's best for you. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2818 I call first dibs on the horse as a doubles partner 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2819 What do you say we play this one to just 15? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2820 I'll give you two points if you don't eat him! 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
2821 I don't do doubles! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2822 Let's finish this game later... 1.2289 0.06258 83 70 7 6
2823 If I win, you turn into a prince; if you win, I vaporize. 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
2824 What is your ex doing here?" "Come on! Finish the game! 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2825 I don’t dislike him I just don’t like that he blames his suit of armor whenever he loses. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2826 His Pickleball skills won’t help him here…! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2827 Here comes the heat 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2828 He'll never spin a serve with that thing. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2829 Let me play the winner 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2830 After we are done do you want your boyfriend medium rare 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2831 Best of 3, loser goes in the tower. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2832 Damn, I think my Tinder date is here early… 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2833 It was a a lightening strike, I've been here the whole time. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2834 There's something shining in my eye .. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2835 Here comes St. George. If you grab the sword, we both win. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
2836 Here comes Prince Ding Dong! 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
2837 What did you say this was called again? “Fantasy” Table Tennis? 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
2838 Your backhand stroke will always be weaker than your princess syndrome. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2839 Did he at least bring his balls this time? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2840 Did you call for takeout? 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
2841 I'm the one in distress, she's up 16-2! 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
2842 Oh good! Here comes Theobold with refreshments. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2843 2 outta 3 for who gets the knight. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2844 Oh no! Is that the French dude with garlic breath? 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2845 Here comes my husband. Would you reach into this hole in my rib cage and pull out the magic aardvark which can only be retrieved by an enchanted princess? You'll need to put down that eggplant first. Sorry we didn't invite you to the wedding. Burrrp! 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2846 Oh honey, he sits that horse so well, I can get them both in one gulp! Then, I‘ll fly you to the islands this fall! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2847 Last serve, Suse. There's a mounted carnivore on the far hill. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2848 He will never hear us, she said. It will be fun, she said. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2849 Great, your stalker again. Can’t wait to hear table tennis be Knightsplained. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2850 George and his cos-play!"L 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2851 That self-righteous knight of yours is about to ruin our play date. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2852 I don’t want this game to drag on. I’m going to make it sudden death. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2853 Hurry up and serve. My dad cannot catch me playing dungeons and dragons after curfew again! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2854 Do you want to play the winner?! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2855 When I said you are slaying me, I didn’t mean it literally! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2856 You job is to protect me, not to challenge me. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2857 Doesn't your Knight in Shining Armor realize that this is love-love between us? 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2858 Should I serve or are calling it a knight. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2859 Ok, here is the deal... if you win the next volley, you get to eat the white knight. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2860 Fear not, SirDragon, I’m coming to save you!! 1.2273 0.05988 88 74 8 6
2861 Oh, good. Here come our doubles partners. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2862 Damn, match point, my serve 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2863 What game are we playing? 1.2273 0.07416 66 57 3 6
2864 Ah geez, this guy. How much you wanna bet he brought his own paddle? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2865 They tell you ping ping is a part of office culture. But then the bosses resent you for playing. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2866 Once again, you'll ride off and I'll mourn a gal I had. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2867 Oops! Guess whose back a day early. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2868 It all came down to who had more fire in their belly. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2869 Come on Puff. Bring the fire. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2870 Look behind you! A Knight is coming to save you!" "I'm not falling for that again... you're such a bad loser 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2871 They don’t tell you this in the book, but Bilbo actually has a really good spin serve. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2872 Just when they start getting the hang of the game another pesky prince has to come and ‘save’ them 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2873 I dare you to look, but you’re knight in shining armor is here! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2874 It'd be cheating, you know, if you won by having him slay me. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2875 You win, you get pretty boy. I win I eat pretty boy. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
2876 Awww dammit, we can never get a whole set in without some damned knight coming and man-splaining the rules. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2877 Oh look! Somebody’s going to get a paddling! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2878 I think he said “I got next!” 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2879 I was wondering what you want to do after. I’m thinking gelato. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2880 Best out of three, and the winner gets to tell him you’re not interested. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2881 Drat. Another game called on account of knight. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2882 Get ready, I'm about to bring on the heat! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2883 A dragon's life is just one big challenge after another 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2884 Oh, great. Here comes ‘Mr. Save-the-Day’. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2885 Don’t you dare try to distract me. It’s match point. Serve!! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2886 Saint George to the rescue 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2887 Ugh… he’s back again 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2888 You are lying. You’re dragon your feet, just serve already . 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2889 He's got next. This is going to be an all knighter. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2890 And people say you can't live out your fantasy. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2891 Ugh, this guy. Next time pretend you’re in an eternal slumber. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2892 Oh great, another dingus ‘dragon-slayer’ who thinks he’s saving you from my fiery breath and razor sharp teeth. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2893 This is a singles match. No Knight's in shinning armor plays, 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2894 I tell ya, that Saint George really burns me up! 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
2895 This is really gonna kill me but we got stop playing. 1.2262 0.06189 84 71 7 6
2896 Saint, schmaint. It's ad in. You're done for. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2897 Oh geez,here comes that creep with the white knight savior complex who 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2898 Darn, it would be mixed doubles! 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2899 She's not in distress, just a sore loser. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2900 Once he sees my serve he'll realize you can never return. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2901 What do you mean that dragon rules say you get a do-over? Wait 'til my boyfriend gets here. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2902 Here comes that guy with the weird paddle. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2903 Does he know we no longer devour princesses? 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2904 Sir Smashalot to the rescue! 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2905 Poor bastard was doing something important, before he checked his social media feed. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2906 He’s back. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2907 When you said ‘Two against one,’ I thought you were inviting another damsel. Not THIS cuck! Adios mamacita! 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2908 Oh great, he’s going to try and teach you how to play properly again… 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2909 The knight approaches. Prepare to get served. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2910 Oh ya, he brings a sword to a paddle game. 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2911 Khaleesi, Heads up....it's that annoying Jon Snow again 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2912 Finally, the fireproof net I ordered is here. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2913 But Biden said they wouldn’t be here for months. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2914 Yes, what about last knight? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2915 Let's wrap this up before Sir Wins-a-lot gets here. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2916 Ok, time’s up. Let’s go back to the story 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2917 Apparently Mr. I’m-Here-to-Save-You didn’t get the message 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2918 You cannot be serious! 1.2254 0.07006 71 61 4 6
2919 Last point... 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2920 I don't care if this isn't what you meant by 'beat me at any contest and you get my gold', Match point Big Boy! 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2921 You don't bring a spitballer to a fire fight. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2922 Wait,are you going to tell him Russia has been banned from the tournament or am I? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2923 Stop dragon and serve! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2924 Your ride is here - best of three? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2925 Best 200 out of 300. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2926 Pigs flying and then hell freezing over. Maybe this’ll stump them. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2927 Don't look now! Here he comes! Should I tell him how you wanted this last challenge to be strip poker? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2928 After I win match point, I will slay your white knight in straight sets. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2929 You don't trust dragons, huh? 10-9. Match point. My serve. Oh look ... a knight in shining armor!" 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2930 Let's get this game over with before Knight fall. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2931 Alright bud, game point. I win and you tell him you ate me so I can go live my own life. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2932 I don't care who you rescued from King Kong! Stay in your lane, bro! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2933 Bollocks. Are you expecting a knight in shinning armor? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2934 Oh Geez, I heard he use to play with the Chinese National Team. We’re finished! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2935 Are you going to try to hit him or should I? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2936 You wouldn’t be winning without using the reflection from his armor in my eyes every point 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2937 You said his name was Sir Godot? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2938 Bracing for Knight-splaining in 3...2... 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2939 His game was on fire, and soon the realm would be too 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2940 It's YOUR moment to shine, princess, let's show him 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2941 Great, Friar John messes up the dramatic structure yet again. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2942 Don't even think about turning on the heat! 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
2943 So if I win by more than 5 points, I get to eat the knight? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
2944 Hither gallops your Champion and my Din-Din, Milady! 15-14, my serve. 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
2945 You’re a good player, but we could do without that slayer friend of yours. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2946 Oh, crap! Him again? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2947 There comes the prize. Best of three? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2948 He is welcome to stay if he is here to collect lost balls and not to slay me. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2949 If he tries to convince us to play on a round table again, I'm going to eat him. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
2950 These games seem to 'dragon' forever... 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2951 I'll call my wife so we can play doubles. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2952 Why do these clowns show up whenever I serve. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2953 Before he asks to play winner, you might want to warn him about my temper. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2954 The ball has to be be intact and they ain’t flame retardant! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2955 You didn't tell me this game has a call-a-friend feature. 1.2239 0.07312 67 58 3 6
2956 I battle my demons alone 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2957 Winner thinks of a new plot device. I need a vacation. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2958 I am done with both of you! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2959 If you think I'm going to fall for that distraction trick again, you have another think coming. Your serve! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2960 He'll have to slay me if you want to win 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2961 How would you feel if you had to start dating again? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2962 Can you tell these guys that you don’t save the princess when she is playing PONG. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2963 He can rescue you- but not before my killerspin serve! 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2964 Oh no Princess,no pinch ponger this time, regardless how charming he may be! 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2965 Here comes that funny Knight. He slays me! 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2966 Winner takes knight? 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2967 Distress? What distress? You're winning! At ping pong!! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2968 Winner gets to jump the knight? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2969 If you let me win, I'll tell you where he's ticklish 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2970 I don’t give a “damsel“ who’s coming to see you. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2971 Really!?! The guy in the tin suit shows up just as I'm about to make game point. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2972 These “Game of Thrones” reboots are getting ridiculous. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2973 I'm afraid this time I'll be serving an outdated narrative Princess. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2974 Just what we don’t need. A referee “ 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2975 He always crosses the line. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2976 Princess... Is that knight vaccinated? 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2977 Thou may challenge "vanquisher". 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2978 Hurry up, my Uber’s almost here. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2979 You're not playing fair damsel! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2980 Let's finish this game before the Crusades start! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2981 Oh no. Your husband is coming. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2982 Sigh, men ruin everything. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2983 Looks like the riffraff wants to play whiff-whaff. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2984 Finally, a worthy opponent. He even brought a bat. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2985 Match point spoiler alert! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2986 Best out of three for who gets the knight. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2987 The hero’s journey again! Why can’t it just be fun and games. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2988 Ok, quick game before night gets in ! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2989 Why don’t they get you’re gay 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2990 Inconceivable?” I don’t think that word means what you think it doe 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2991 I got the winner. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2992 Loser has to play the prince 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2993 Oh great. Here comes Sir Doofus, the rally slayer.” 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2994 Sorry, guy--this is the table tennis pavilion. Modern pentathlon is over the next hill. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2995 He always shows up at match point. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2996 Looks like St. George wants a rematch. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
2997 This is a true ping pong fable. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2998 Are you sure “play *cool*” wasn’t code for “please don’t accidentally spit fire on everyone again”? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2999 Shut up, Prince Darling! I can beat the dragon myself. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3000 Your white knight can't save you now. I have 10 points and you only have 3. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3001 I can't serve, thr sun is reflecting off that horseman's armour. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3002 Are you sure? 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3003 Hmmm…It seems I’m about to flame out. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3004 Hide in the moat, he's a four at best. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3005 Bring it on!" said the fearless maiden, a Bubonic Plaugue survivor, to the fireless dragon 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3006 My serve is fire 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3007 Your knight in shining armor can't save you now, sister! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3008 Fine,but the horse is on my team 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3009 Alright, if I win YOU have to eat him. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3010 You're down one game. In no way are you in distress! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3011 If you’d prefer to play doubles, that can be arranged. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3012 Game point. I win I get to torch the village. You win your marriage to the prince is off. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3013 Game Point. Winner gets the prince. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
3014 Drats! Unless that steed can play ping pong, we can't make it a foursome? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3015 This is for the game, and he can't save you this time. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
3016 Tell Galahad this table is not reserved. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3017 Remember, M’lady, chivalry is dead, so you have to watch for his backhanded moves. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3018 Top caption: ‘Medieval ghosting’ Dragon: “Just tell him you’re not that into him” Princess: “best out of three!” 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3019 We need to wrap this - my Uber is two minutes away 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
3020 Stockholm Syndrome was the one dragon Lancelot could never defeat. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3021 Out of your *fantasy* league 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3022 It's win by 2! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3023 I knew it! You only asked me out today to make him jealous. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3024 You have to play to slay. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3025 Look who's all excited about winning the bronze 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
3026 Dang, here comes St. George. Now we won't have time to finish our game. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
3027 He must not realize this game is consensual. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3028 Looks like it’s one - love 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
3029 It's time to play or slay! 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
3030 Hay, no coaching. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3031 You're not my Mom! 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3032 You might want to tell your boyfriend to chill. We’re just having some fun. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3033 I've evolved, but he still want to settle things the old way. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3034 Let's table this, it's your knight. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3035 I'm here to tip the scales in your favor! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3036 I think best of 3 is all we have time for. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3037 Stay away little knight, we are having a real battle here! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3038 Hey Princess! Looks like your horse is coming back to serve us dinner. The "Get Paddled By A Princess" signs are a big hit 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3039 Not only is she not my captive, she's beating my ass. So har de har, let's all laugh at the dragon. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3040 I told you, we're not playing doubles! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3041 Extra point if I knock the knight out. 1.2208 0.06568 77 66 5 6
3042 Winner of this point gets to have the guy as a doubles partner; loser gets the horse. 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
3043 Ping pong diplomacy. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3044 Hey, you think you could stop inviting Mr. Killjoy? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3045 Just so we’re clear: you win you get the treasure hoard ; I win I get the castle. Right? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3046 Give up, now. Your shiny paddle is no match for my blazing serve. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3047 This damsel in distress is up 17 to 3. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3048 Alright, your serf! 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
3049 I’m telling you the last ball WAS smoking…! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3050 As usual, I finally take the lead... and surprise! - here comes your white knight to the rescue! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3051 Trust me, Yonder Knight, she doesn’t need saving! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3052 Hope you don't mind, I ordered a snack." 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3053 Please rescue me instead. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3054 Is this your version of a backhand save? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3055 20-All. Oh, no! Who even knows we're here? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3056 Oh please, he's only riding in here because you're losing 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3057 We've been found out! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3058 He‘s still mad because I beat him last time. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3059 Ignore him. He is not vaccinated. You serve. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3060 UGH he's back—these guys always have to make everything about themselves 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
3061 -Not this guy again. Let’s ignore him to see if he goes away. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
3062 He’s not so smoking’ hot either. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
3063 He knows you have to win by two, right? 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
3064 Love all, Princess. Best of three, match? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3065 Wait your turn, dickbreath! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3066 Yeah, he's late. Again! But it's still best 2 out of 3, right!? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3067 Are you bringing in some kind of ringer? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3068 So......., either way I will lose? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3069 Better remove your hennin, Honey! I'll soon be breathin' fire over your head. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3070 No, you are toast, literally toast. Your serve 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3071 I don't care if it is your Prince Charming, it's still my serve! 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3072 These princes don’t know I’m perfectly capable of saving myself 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
3073 We would be done by now if you didn't keep breathing fire on the scoreboard 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3074 Alright, time to bring the fire! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3075 we’re playing Table Tennis, not Chess. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
3076 No Fair, Damsel! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3077 I know dragons are big but I don’t think 2 versus 1 is fair 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3078 Ah crap, I know this guy. He’s gonna wanna play charades. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
3079 He who yelleth “next,” come taste the fury of my wicked backhand. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3080 Him? No, I am the dragon slayer. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3081 Don't you ever make fun of my short arms again. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3082 Uh oh, here comes my two o’clock, gotta bounce. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3083 I'm not falling for the old "knight in shining armor behind you" trick. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3084 Don't get cocky. An audience only ups my game. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3085 There’s a metaphor lurking here about free markets, capitalism, and gender equity. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3086 I don't have the heart to tell him. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3087 Ugh, he's back again, isn't he? I was JUST starting to enjoy single life. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3088 Where do we keep the kids’ toothpaste again? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3089 Love/Love…. Ugh, he thought that was his cue again. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3090 You didn't tell me we were playing doubles. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3091 More likely, he heard the clip clop of ping pong balls and thought it was another horse. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
3092 Here comes the guy with no backhand 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3093 Well he did say he’d come get you around tennish. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3094 Hasn’t he had enough of these Medieval games? 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
3095 Fire away! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3096 Okay, last point! Winner gets to screw with the knight. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
3097 He's not going to help you with your backhand. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3098 Tell your friend on the horse that we're not playing mixed doubles. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3099 Princess, you have to stop cheating! And I thought they said you were the ‘fairest of them all’… 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3100 Showtime” 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3101 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 1.2188 0.07206 64 55 4 5
3102 I will slay you, Hothead.” (By Sid, age 8 and his mom 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3103 Here he comes. You know, he cheats at pickle ball too! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3104 Here comes your Knight in Shining Armour... 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3105 Hey buddy, I'm the one that needs rescuing I'm already down 8 grand. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3106 Do I feel lucky? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3107 Ignore him and serve.” 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3108 For crying out loud, you’re down by 10, game point me, not even he can save you. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3109 The winner has to play Saint George 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3110 No, Sir 'Didn't-mean-to-hit-it-that-hard,' your quest isn't over until you find the damn ball. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
3111 Milady, when you suggested that we catch a night together, I didn't know we were playing Guess My Homonym. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3112 Dang, changing to less revealing uniforms didn't change a thing! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3113 That doesn't look like a regulation paddle. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3114 I knew it! He wants a rematch. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3115 Remember, I was the star of Game of Thrones. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3116 Maybe they’re up for a game of mixed doubles.” 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3117 Fair enough: after our game, he can play his horse. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3118 Loser gets cancelled. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3119 Kk, deal, you win, you marry him. I win, I barbecue and eat him. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3120 He’s a knight of the pong table 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3121 Did you specify that you wanted to slay me at ping-pong? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3122 Weird paddle. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3123 Here comes your friend with the killer slice shot. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3124 Who's this--the patron saint of Title IX? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3125 Ugh, don’t look now but that dude on the horse is back. If he interrupts another one of our matches I swear… 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3126 He can play winner, but I’m still going to eat you both anyway. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3127 Knight already? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3128 That young man’s insistence on your need for a rescue mission truly is a medieval remainder of a bygone era 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3129 Look, your handsome knight is coming to bring you back home". "Ignore him, let's play! 1.2174 0.04324 92 72 20 0
3130 Yeah, it's my game point. I'd say you're in distress. 1.2174 0.06807 69 59 5 5
3131 Forget the score--next point wins. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3132 A prince to rescue me!? You expect me to fall for that? Play, you cheater! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3133 You may have verve, but I’ve got the serve! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3134 Let's take an appetizer break! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3135 Hurry, lets finish before my jealous boyfriend gets here 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
3136 His shining armor is distracting me. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
3137 So much for a friendly match. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3138 It was a great way to get out and make friends while living abroad. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3139 Here comes trouble. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3140 By George, he thinks I've had it. Bye, George, I know you've had it! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3141 Your "hero" is a fool and doomed to fail in his quest. There's no way the judges will allow him to do battle with that non-regulation paddle. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3142 Even he won't help that whimpy serve! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3143 Merde! I just took my antacid. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3144 HMMM!! LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO PUT A DIFFERENT SPIN ON THIS! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3145 Somehow this game, like the Afghan war, is not ever won by bringing in more big guys. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
3146 I think it's Noah dragging his Ark of The Covenant. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3147 Throw in the horse and we have a deal! 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3148 Guess your knight is up for a challenge. Fire away. 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
3149 are you gonna tell him or should I? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3150 Oh, that kind of dual. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3151 Shit, is he coming already? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3152 Oh sure, now he shows up, just right after I ate my doubles partner! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3153 No need to keep this game dragon on, knight will be here soon. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3154 O no! Just when I was winning! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3155 Yonder cometh my sworn enemy, Arthur of the Round Table. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
3156 Ahhhh. Doubles???? 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
3157 Oh great! Who invited Reginald and his badminton set? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3158 Last game, M’Lady. Winter is coming! 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3159 Joe's coming. 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
3160 I'm going to serve to you then I'm going to serve you up! Bon appetit! 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3161 Don’t look now, but that pesky knight is back to free you from my hot streak. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
3162 It's not because I am a dragon, it's because I am a Chinese dragon. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3163 He can kiss, but he can't play worth a lick. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3164 I get the steed, you get the knight. We're on for doubles, provided they brought paddles! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3165 Why do I see a knight when we're not playing chess? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3166 All I see is a Dragon in distress. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
3167 Does your prince like to play? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3168 Knight is upon us, we must play quick! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3169 Oh for Pete’s sake… 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3170 Do you really need him to keep "slaying your dragons"?... You're only down by 2! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3171 I'm just playing because I like playing. But I'm still going to kill him. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
3172 Your obsessive ex-boyfriends are really hurting our relationship. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3173 Ok, double or nothing, I win I eat the prince. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
3174 Okay,George takes winner! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3175 And here comes Sir-Lob-alot of the tennis table. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3176 Playing dirty I see 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3177 Sorry, not even a knight in shining armor can save you from my lead! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3178 Dangit, here he comes again. He never understands the rules of the game and just tries to kill me. Let’s go. One love… 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3179 Next point gets gaslighting honors first. My breath or your words. Not sure what hurts more. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3180 What are your thoughts on barbecue tonight? 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
3181 I have the table reserved until noon, so they'll just have to play somewhere else! 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
3182 Aw nuts, here comes Mr. Smash-from-below-the-table again. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3183 Just serve Darling, he’s looking for the round table… 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
3184 The other semi-final is over. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
3185 This shall be my last serve, fair maiden, assuming you didn't order a pizza. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3186 What crime have I committed officer? It’s a racket… 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3187 Took you long enough. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3188 Lunch is here! 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
3189 Play fair? Of course I play fair . . .unless you're addicted to that shining horse pucky stuff . . 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
3190 Oh no, did you hang that "Kill The Dragon Ping Pong Tournament" poster up in the palace? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3191 Always when it's my turn to serve. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3192 Does your prince have but one setting? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3193 Ser, that is NOT a regulation paddle! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3194 Loser gets “rescued.” 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3195 Does he really think he’s going to steal the competition with a sword as his paddle? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3196 Here he comes again with his "I'll serve for you, fair maiden" routine. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
3197 Ugh, the mansplainer wants to play. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3198 Sir Gallant back for another rematch? Uh. How many times do I have to ace him. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3199 Maybe we can delay the inevitable if you ask your friend George here to help us find all our ping pong balls! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3200 What? You ordered a pizza? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3201 This guy again. I never get to finish a game 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3202 Cannot enjoy a game in peace. Duck - I need to breathe fire at the interruption. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3203 Your effing St George has found us again. Want me to burn him? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3204 He's back again and he thinks that sword is going to give him an edge. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3205 What do you mean, "darn, it's a good night?" You're losing 19-4! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3206 Whoever wins gets to kiss the prince 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3207 Hey, go find a round table! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3208 It’s now sudden death 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3209 I don’t care what this guy says. You’ve got to be up by two to win. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3210 You probably won't fall for the, 'hey look there's a knight in shining armor behind you', trick again 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
3211 Well, if it isn't Sir Lobs-a-lot and the Knights of the Roundtable Tennis! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3212 Loser has to battle the prince 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3213 Your date doesn’t look the same as his profile- want me to roast IRL or in pong? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3214 If he interrupts this game I'll be furious 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3215 You didn’t know who-eats-who is settled by ping-pong, Didja! 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3216 How can I spin this? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3217 He's got "next"? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3218 Well, well, does Prince Charmingless think he can even the score? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3219 Don’t make me out to be the villain when I win, princess 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
3220 The federation says you're supposed to wear a bikini! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3221 Who invited him to the party? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
3222 Quick—hit me some practice backhand slices. 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
3223 15 Serving Hero 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3224 It's your husband. When are you going to tell him we're only friends? 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
3225 The racket is mightier than the sword. Game point! 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3226 I really wish your ex would work harder in therapy on his drivenness to be the rescuer. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3227 She cheats! Slay her, for once. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3228 Danger on the horizon. Act casual. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3229 This time his 'challenge the winner' offer will be table tennis only. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3230 First one to 21 gets to roast and eat the knight. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3231 How’s his forehand? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
3232 Just so you know, I'm turning up the heat for our final game. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3233 Alas,this game must end. Knight is coming. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3234 One last volley before the party pooper arrives. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3235 Drexel Dragons? I guess the Rutgers Knights are late. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3236 It's almost knight time so let's finish the game before this becomes a round table. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3237 He doesn't know the rules! 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3238 No fair! That's cheating! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3239 Curses, ineffective again . . . 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3240 With the score at 1-10, I'm the one that needs rescuing. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3241 This guy is going to need a paddle. 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
3242 Nothing can rescue you from this one, damsel! 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3243 Don’t get distressed but here comes George to play winners again. God, this guys slays me every time. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3244 Knights are hard. Table Tennis is harder. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3245 He better not try to spank me with that paddle again. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3246 Oh no, Arthur's approaching, in search of his court. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3247 Down three sets and you call Sir Pongs-A-Lot… 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3248 Quickly, before he mansplains this! 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3249 he didn’t bring a friend 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3250 Yup. He forgot the Doritos. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3251 These tabletop games are getting ridiculous. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3252 I hope the knight who comes to your rescue is also your coach, because your backhand needs work. My serve 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3253 I'm not serving till the audience settles down. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
3254 He better have his own balls! 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3255 And here I was thinking you needed ME to slay the dragon 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
3256 Let's play till the night comes. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
3257 Your shining knight has appeared just in time. This is game point. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3258 Here cometh your ex. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3259 Well, here comes your "boyfriend" to mansplain how to slay a dragon. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3260 Hang on a sec, I need to sneeze in your direction. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3261 And now for the lightening round 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3262 I’d rather be playing great balls of fire… 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3263 Princess, I am here to serve! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3264 Uh-oh. Here comes Tiny-Sword, Gwen." 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3265 Here comes your prince Charming, but I'm gonna smoke you, regardless! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3266 Okay, two out of three. But make it quick. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3267 Remember you gotta win by 2. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3268 And did you tell him the ball was in his court? 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3269 So you haven’t deleted tinder 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
3270 Best of 5 gets him! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3271 Hurry, back to the tower, another fragile masculinity needs to be renewed. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3272 Match point. My serve. Only a miracle can save you now. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
3273 Hey, hey, hold on! She said she'd rather lose at love. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
3274 Damn, he's here early today. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
3275 Listen dragon, it is my night to win because of my knight! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
3276 Not fair. Your arms are longer. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
3277 Oh, great! Here comes Mr. Trial by Table Tennis Interruptus again. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
3278 Here he comes. That’s what she said. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
3279 Ugh. Don't look, but coming right this way, it's that fucking guy what's-his-name. The annoying one? Who's always making shit up about the Crusades? And writing poems? Sucks at jousting? I think it's — yeah, that's it — Sir Percivale the Bitch-asséd. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3280 This game's maybe gonna dragon. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3281 Nice cape...did your mom make that too? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3282 Every time I breathe,the ping pong melts. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3283 He's too late to save you, this is game point. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3284 Yes, Bob Ross does paint our backgrounds. Now what was the score? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3285 Not again, we'll have to wait 'till I smelt him. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3286 What do you mean, he wants to play too? He doesn't even have a paddle. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3287 He can stay and watch but tell him no kibitzing. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3288 2 outta 3 for Prince Charming over there. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3289 Oh great. Prince Killjoy is here. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3290 All right, so if you win I will pretend to attack so he thinks he's saving you.. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3291 Hey that's not a regulation racket! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3292 Evil Dragon: The stalker is closing in. Do you want me to hit him from here? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3293 Agreed, if you win I tell him to get lost,if I win you tell him to get lost. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3294 Drat! He always comes late and wants to break up the game. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3295 Lets go, serve. Lancelot's on deck 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3296 Aha, my next opponent cometh! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3297 Criminy, here he comes Sir My Sword is Totally a Paddle, again. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3298 Looks like they may have found us. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3299 Oh, crap. Your boyfriend's back. 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
3300 He's not the only one who's going to slay you. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3301 Paddle faster, I hear banjos. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3302 You melted the ball again. 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
3303 Best two out of three - winner gets the guy on the horse! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3304 And thus the riff raff were slain in a battle of wiff waff. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3305 Just in time to rescue you from my killer serve. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3306 We'll see who is going to flame whose ass! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3307 Playing you is a definite character builder. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3308 Oh yea, Princess, I’m fired up now! 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3309 Yeah, yeah, we know…you got next! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3310 No using the knight that’s a different game. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3311 Tell him he has to play the winner 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3312 Oh, here's another pesky guy on horseback. Lemme finish him off, then I'll try to finish you off. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3313 He won't be able to hit the ball with that sword. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3314 You can't just call for help every time you're down. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3315 Serve already! My ride is coming! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3316 Princess, its my serve He"ll just have to wait 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3317 It's rather haughty of you to assume she needs saving. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3318 if he shoots that lance thru my paddle again, you loose big time 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3319 The "vaccine" is coming to save you princess 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3320 Winner gets to sleep in the tower 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3321 Here comes St. George. He'll probably want next. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3322 You didn't say anything about playing doubles. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3323 -Is it yours or mine? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3324 My Knight will be here before you learn how to serve . 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3325 Slay this, lady! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3326 Uh oh, here comes trouble. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3327 The winner gets to sleep next to the king. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3328 Does he not know it's just a friendly game of mead pong? 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
3329 He's too late... it's match point. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3330 Do-over. The glare from the shining armor got in my eyes. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3331 He better get here fast! 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3332 Just ignore him maybe he’ll leave us alone 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3333 Here comes Steve, to ruin our match again. Can’t you tell him you don’t need saving? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3334 Did you order me something from Deliverknight? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3335 I think we have company 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
3336 Come on baby light my fire. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3337 Seriously? In the middle of a game?" 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3338 He’s not terrified because he hasn’t seen my backhand yet! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3339 Looks like we’ll be one short for doubles. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3340 I'm so tired of that guy always assuming the worst. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3341 Pong the Magic Dragon” shall ping the shining armor, blasting him to his kingdom come forTHIS is no jousting tournament 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3342 and that’s what my small arms are for. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3343 I’m beginning to think this wasn’t about fresh air and fable tennis, Samantha. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3344 Tell him to take a ticket, I'm not through with you yet. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
3345 Gwen, you know I hate it when you cheat. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3346 That pesky knight always seems to know when I'm up a point. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3347 Ok. We're playing to 21. If I win I get to eat him. If you win you explain the short comings of male dominated roles. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3348 Ready or not, here it comes! 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3349 It's okay, he thinks I'm sleeping. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3350 Ah oh! I’m going to have to skiddale! 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3351 Does he know? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3352 Okay, I’ll agree to reduce my carbon imprint. Best of five, agreed? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3353 Here comes Uber for lunch 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3354 He forgot his paddle again. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3355 Geez, here he comes again. I think I'll just eat him this time instead of quoting lines out of 'Don Quixote'. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3356 Great - I’m about to win a game and HE shows up. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3357 Me too! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
3358 If you want the prince to return to work in person, you have to go through me. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
3359 Quick! Serve one more game before Daddy Government gets here and shuts us down! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
3360 I told you he was a bad loser. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3361 ROAR.....If you win, you ride off into the sunset.....if I win, I eat the horse, the knight and you, in that order. My serve. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3362 Your old flame is no rival to me. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
3363 Not the tournament I had in mind! 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3364 Brought his stupid sword again instead of a paddle! 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
3365 Better hurry, Daenerys. The Night King found us. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3366 Looks like I’m up the creek with a paddle! 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
3367 Hurry up and serve-I’ve only got a few seconds until we both get our breaths taken away. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
3368 Great - now we can play doubles! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3369 This motherfucker! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3370 Look mate, I don’t care why you’re here, you’re going to need to wait until Phaedra and I finish the match. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3371 Sorry, my doubles partner didn't show. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3372 He definitely takes to protect and serve to literally. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3373 Sure, there’s a knight in shining armor approaching, If you’re trying to distract me, it won’t work." 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3374 He just doesn't get it, does he! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3375 I"m going to slay you first! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3376 I said doubles was out--my husband's watching the kids. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3377 So, what is it? Finish a really exciting game or be saddled with a creepy mother-in-law and 3 or 4 snotty, little princelings for the rest of your life? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3378 Ugh, it's that Sir What's-His-Face again, with his stupid pointy paddle 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3379 Oh God! I'm up 10-5 and look who shows up to ruin my day. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3380 Time out for a quick snack! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3381 You didn’t need to bring muscle. I’m good for the $50 if I lose. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3382 Lance....you get winner!! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3383 Ok Puff, I'm a denier. I'll have to see that "magic" before I believe it. Serve it up. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
3384 Did you hear Jeffrey Toobin got his job back after he showed his dick on a zoom call? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3385 Here comes George. He’s such a bummer. 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
3386 Good! One more and we can play doubles. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3387 Fire away, I mean it's your serve !" 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3388 Oh great, here comes another biased referee. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3389 Oh drat Margaret, looks like we'll have to pick this one up again next week 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3390 What a show off! 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3391 The glare from the shining armor isn’t fair Eileen. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3392 If you think she will take your place, I got some hot news for you. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3393 If he plays me with that funny looking paddle, he’ll be a cinch to beat! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3394 If You win, you get the knight in shiny armour...if I win, I get a nice shiny dinner! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3395 Swiping right every time we're tied IS cheating. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3396 Save your fire for the table 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3397 I still think it’s weird that you remained friends with your ex 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3398 I have an even more spectacular serve for you. I call it the 'appetizer'...ready?....Here it come 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3399 Great, they're going to want to play doubles again - how many times are you going to have to rescue him? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3400 Come on, three out of five for who gets him? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3401 I thought you said this wasn’t a competition 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3402 Quick! Play dead! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3403 Just serve already! How much longer can you make this game drag-on? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3404 I’m playing the winner! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3405 I am on fire 🔥 to hit that ball! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3406 Your Prince Charming is burnt toast if he says 'ping-pong' instead of 'table tennis.' 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3407 Here we go. Hopscotch, jacks, ping pong...I always end up gettin' slayed. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3408 Do you or do you not want to qualify for the Olympics next year? Fire breathing destruction is going to have to wait. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3409 Ah ha. The boyfriend’s here to smite me. No matter. I’m still going to smoke you. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3410 Come back later, we're training for Paris 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3411 Would it be too much, if i ask for an umpire not standing a mile away from the table and who is not my opponent's fiance ? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3412 Your damsel in distress routine won't work this time. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3413 Oh crap! How come these knights in shining armor always appear when I'm winning? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3414 Hurry up and serve before I have to pretend to get rescued 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3415 Well, well, well. If it isn't Sir Can't-Take-A-Hint. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3416 So, I told St George…oh, look who’s coming to ‘rescue’ you! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3417 Not now! 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3418 Let’s make this our last game. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
3419 Oh, good, our pizza delivery is here! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
3420 He is back again to rescue you! 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
3421 Great! Here come our mixed-doubles partners! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3422 Your serve. He's always late. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3423 Ten seving three. Face it, even he can't save you this time. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3424 He’s late, you missed it! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3425 Quickly, let's finish this match before he slays me and marries you. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3426 Uhh, I have to go to the bathroom." 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3427 Darn, you win. Now how about 2 outta 3? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3428 Ok, princess, in my day it was called ping pong, not table tennis and a game was called at 21, not 11 points. And your secret service guy didn’t have to ride in on a white horse to save the day. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3429 So, does he play? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3430 All he sees is a dragon; and now he's all primed for aggression! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3431 Your persistent, petulant, ping pong prince is hoping alliteration is mightier than the sword. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3432 He knows what gender you were born. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3433 I thought you said we would be alone. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3434 Your order has arrived. Meet your rider at the ping pong table. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3435 I need to serve quickly before the knight comes! I have dinner plans. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3436 You win, let's call it a night 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
3437 Dude! You really need to get a better paddle! And where’s the mead, bro? 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3438 I think we should get back into position 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3439 2 out of 3? Aww Too bad. Your cab's here. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3440 I’m ready. Fire! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3441 Rematch, before he “saves” me 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3442 Loser reverts to stereotype. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3443 Is that your husband? How about if I win this last point,I get to eat him? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3444 don’t look now but here comes another chauvinist swinging his sword 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
3445 I see you expanded your swipe radius again. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3446 You know, he only wears that shining armor because of the glare it reflects. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
3447 I think we need to show our Excelsior passes to play here. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3448 I think your ride is here. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3449 Drats, Old Stereotype is here again. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3450 Whooaa, you have to win by two. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3451 He's too late, you're about to get the high heat! 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3452 They really need to develop a cure for White Knight Syndrome. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3453 Okay Karen.  One more quick game, then I have to go destroy the village. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3454 You bring the cups? 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3455 I seem to have a handicap. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3456 Winner gets to ruin your life. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3457 Should we settle this the usual way or here what this man has to say? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3458 That referee is trying to intimidate me! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3459 We'll have to make this quick. My lunch just arrived. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3460 Don’t tell him you’ve won every match so far. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3461 If I can’t serve using my fire breathing skills at this year’s Winter Olympics, Lancelot can’t serve with his sword! 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3462 I couldnt help but wonder, who needs a prince when you're already a queen. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3463 Time to call it a knight. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3464 Ah, not what I meant when I said ‘bring a blade.’ 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3465 Could we finish just one match without a visit from Sir Kibitzer? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3466 He can't save you from the fact that it's actually called table tennis and not ping-pong! 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3467 Dang, here comes a ringer. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3468 If he's coming for doubles, I'll go get Falkor. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3469 I thought we'd agreed no knight could serve. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3470 Same old story: weak backhand, start losing, in comes the knight in shining armor to slay the dragon. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3471 I need another half hour. We're playing four out of five. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3472 Ugh… this horse again? Look we are not playing doubles. I don’t want him on my team. He’s terrible! 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3473 Impressed by Sir Clanky? No way! My doubles partner is very, very big at Geico. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3474 Winner gets to torch the knight in shining armor. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3475 Gotta go, dear! The knight of the square table is nigh! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3476 Quick! Here comes Georgie Porgie. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3477 Bring it, bitch. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3478 I'm diversifying my retirement portfolio with fantasy sports wagers. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3479 Hold your horses!...we're playing best out of five and we're tied at two each! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3480 Ha! Even he can't save you from your weak backhand! 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3481 Here he comes again with his new Pickleball racket. Ignore him, just a fad. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3482 Oh great, the food's here. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3483 The second knight in a week, they will soon begin to suspect that you must be saved. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3484 I really thought you’d have more heat behind your serves 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3485 Hey, no audience is allowed this year! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3486 Finally! This table tennis elbow is killing me! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3487 I am going to bring the heat on this next serve 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3488 Match Point. You lose and I get any Horse and ..... oh I don’t know ....let’s say ........ any Knight in Shining Armor I want? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3489 No, that sword does not count as a regulation paddle. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
3490 Oh, great. This guy again.. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3491 Oh, and of course I have to partner with his four-legged beast! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3492 Loser locks themselves away in the tower until Sir Trots-a-lot comes to the rescue. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3493 Loser goes on the quest with him. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3494 20-13...Charming is back with the old racket. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3495 Only a knight on a white charger can save you now 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3496 You're out of luck, Avatar. I really am a Ping-Pong-Playing Princess! 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3497 3 severing 8, but I'm about to catch fire. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3498 Hah! First to 21 gets the Knight! 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3499 Quit Dragon. Play before the knight's over. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3500 It was at that moment, she knew the game would not drag on any longer 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3501 Ugh it’s knight time already? How long have we been playing? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3502 I thought I told my assistant to reschedule him to Thursday… 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3503 You're losing 20 to zip and you think your Knight in Shining Armour is going to save the day ?! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3504 Game point Milady, and your white knight shall not save you. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3505 Loser has to talk to the ass on the horse 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3506 Hey - I didn't agree to playing doubles. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3507 What else are we supposed to do while waiting on George to finish his book 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3508 Oh great! Here comes Sir Backhand-Topspin." 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
3509 Ugh, break’s over 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
3510 We'll have to wrap this up, I still have to play a knight game. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3511 Oh crap...here comes Frank. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3512 Here comes that Knight from Knaples promoting Pickleball. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3513 I said you can when we are DONE! 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3514 Here Comes Arthur again, he never stands a chance on this rectangular table. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3515 He can have his round table, Guinevere owns this table. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3516 I said “King Kong” not “Ping Pong!”, but yeah, sure, since I’m here, I’ve got time for a game. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3517 You really burned me on that last serve! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3518 I haven't had this much fun since Game of Thrones. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3519 And I would destroy you at chess. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
3520 Ah, I see you're serving her majesty as well! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3521 The winner gets to play your boyfriend’s horse 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3522 Did you call for take-out? Dinner's here. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3523 Finally, he's here. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3524 Too bad I am one up and he is a quarter mile away 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3525 Dang! He'll probably want to play the winner. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3526 Winner doesn’t get eaten? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
3527 Aw, looks like your ride’s here. Same time next week? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3528 let’s play a tiebreaker instead. Your ride is here. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3529 I thought you texted him that you're busy. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3530 Oh, great. Here comes Mr. 'You know, you'd win more often if you switched to the Forehand Tomahawk serve.' 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3531 Winner plays the knight in shining armor. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3532 I know you don't love how I molt, but you do know shining armor gets rusty really quickly, right? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3533 Okay this is it, match point, and winner gets your boyfriend over there. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3534 Best out of three…if I win, the Prince is toast 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
3535 Really? You've called in your boyfriend, St. George? Isn't it enough you've clobbered me five games to two? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3536 Damn! Here comes a knight to ruin our night out...I'll be slayed and you'll be rescued. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3537 They say that opposites attract. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3538 And here he is now. Your knight in shining ping pong." 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3539 I'll eat that guy, then you and I can play. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3540 Well lookee who it's not! Match point and Sir Effing-Lancelot's just got to stick his nose in. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3541 Why can't he accept our friendly games? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3542 Come on again 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3543 Ok, best out of 5. But if I win, you fly me outta here. 1.2029 0.06715 69 60 4 5
3544 The ump just signaled 'time out for a commercial.' 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3545 If he swoops her away, do I win by default? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3546 Oh come on Gwen, you’ve got more fire in your serve than that! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3547 Oh, hell. Here comes Phil. I'm not playing doubles with his horse again. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3548 There is a little-known rule in alpine ping pong – the loser has to marry a green ogre. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3549 Ugh I told my little brother he could play the winner 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3550 Ok! One last time! He’s getting to close! 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
3551 Think he knows the difference between King Kong and Ping Pong? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3552 Loser fights the next knight. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3553 You say the wrong thing ONE TIME and suddenly everyone's a white knight! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3554 Does your body language suggest that you need help? I can’t really tell with your species. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3555 Okay let's back to work princess. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3556 It'd be fun, they said. You will be rescued, they said. Well, no one said to bring along a friggin' racket. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3557 Camelot Olympics, 12th Century 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
3558 A knight isn't going to help you in this game - that's chess. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3559 She has a loud serve, you're a misogynist, so get your butt back to Camelot! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3560 Watch it princess, I'm about to get fired up! 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3561 I wonder what this guy wants ? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3562 I told him we are playing ping pong, not beer pong! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3563 What do you say I can ping him from here? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3564 I certainly didn’t invite him to play the winner. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3565 What’s with your men? They can never settle anything civilly. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3566 Is this guy named Georges ? If so, i presume i should leave ! 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3567 Not now. We're fine. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3568 I’m not in distress, I’m barely scoring 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3569 Looks like we're having a dinner knight after all. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3570 Don't get mad this time but i'm gonna hit a strong one ok? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3571 Ugh, honestly, quit staring at him." "But, I mean, look at him." "I'd rather not. Serve the damn ball. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3572 Oh man! You've got to stop using the 'd word' to describe how my unanswerable backhand topspin makes you feel. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3573 Let’s make it quick, my lunch is on the way. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
3574 I think he’s saying he wants to play the winner. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3575 Christ. Wonder what trouble he got us into now. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3576 Oh look, a knight in shining armour!" "Nice try, I'm not falling for that again" 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3577 Are you gonna explain Stockholm Syndrome to him, or should I? 1.2025 0.06339 79 69 4 6
3578 It's 2021 Gerald, you can't just assume all dragons are trying to eat princesses anymore, O.K. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3579 Oh great. Here comes that chink in shining armor. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3580 Pardon me, I hate to interrupt our game, but have you eaten? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3581 If he knocks the table over again I'm flying home. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3582 Here comes that dude with the mean slice. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3583 We’d better stop. Your ride’s here. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3584 I think he's got next. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3585 What part of “quiet please” does he not understand? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3586 How else do you propose we pass the time? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3587 Just a sec Honey. This guy's toast. We don't need another hero. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3588 This is just the warm up, don’t be scared. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
3589 I bet he wants to play with that long paddle. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3590 I found your ball!... 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3591 Oh, great. It's your knight-in-shining-interrupt-our-match. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3592 Hey, idiot, this table is rectangular 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3593 Pretend you didn't see him 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3594 Thank goodness – the extra balls are here at last. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3595 A damsel’s de-stress 🔥 1.2024 0.05813 84 72 7 5
3596 🎶 🎶Do you know what it feels like loving someone that's in a rush to throw you away. 🎵🎶🎶 @enriqueiglesias 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3597 Ho! The knight comes to slay the last dragon. I pose him no threat, I am friendly with his partner, and yet he cannot bear to live in a world that would allow magic. Even the most powerful man alive must sometimes think, “What more can I destroy?” 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
3598 David used a sling shot. I'll use a ping pong ball. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3599 You're playing with fire if you think you can win this one, Princess! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3600 They only show up when I’m winning! 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
3601 You can’t castle in this game. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3602 Looks like you have love outside the game as well. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3603 This is going well, right? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3604 Your prince can't save you from this serve. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3605 Not now. Can’t you see we’re busy? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3606 Finally there's a chance NBC will start to cover Table Tennis during the 2024 Olympics. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3607 Best million and one out of two million. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3608 Are you sure you want to go back to a round table? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3609 Spit it out Lizard!! 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3610 He'll be sorry if he comes over here and calls it a 'ping pong' game. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3611 Alright, best out of five now. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3612 I am going to beat you until my hero gets here 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3613 Let's say we just play this game to 10. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3614 Oh,for Pete’s sake… FOR THE LAST TIME - MY TABLE, MY RULES! 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3615 It slays me that every time I build a good lead, some fool wanting to make a name for himself shows up to ruin the game and spoil our date! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3616 Okay then, loser has to play him. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3617 Hold it. I think someone wants to play through. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3618 Hurry up and serve and no he won’t be here soon 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3619 We're going to have to stop playing now. I didn't realize that knightfall arrives this early. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3620 Even if you win, he'll still want to challenge me. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3621 Time for some ping-pong diplomacy. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3622 A knight in shining armor?! I thought you were a feminist icon? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3623 Let’s see who slays who? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3624 Not even a knight in shining armor can save you from this ass-woopin'. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3625 I’m not falling for that old a-white-knight-coming-to-rescue-you con again. Now serve! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3626 UM... I just remembered I have to go Pee.... 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3627 Who does he think he’s gonna beat with that paddle? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3628 Fireballs are NOT allowed! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3629 If he can't accept the fact that you and I are always friends no matter, I'll fry him and the horse he rides in on. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
3630 He can't save your weak backhand 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3631 I really hope this game doesn’t dragon too long …” 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3632 Don't look now but your bully boyfriend wants to bust up our game. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3633 New player in the metaverse. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3634 Your ex is the most annoying pongblock alive. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3635 Why does he show up every time I get a match point? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3636 I would really like to finish our game before he rescues me again. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
3637 Oh drat, looks like they've put your husband's Return To Office date back another month. 1.2000 0.06625 70 61 4 5
3638 Don't give me that look behind you stuff, just shut up and serve. 1.2000 0.06625 70 61 4 5
3639 If he yells "hark, I throw the gauntlet against ye olde winner" again, I'm gonna fry him right there in the tin can he's wearing. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3640 It was not out! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3641 Quick,we can finish this game before that pesky prince gets here. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3642 The Jousting Tournaments are two moats down. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3643 I can't keep my focus with that Prince always yelling! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3644 Hey Princess, If you win I might let you leave uncharred! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3645 Crap, play distressed. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3646 If I win you'll marry me and not that silly knight on his white horse! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3647 If I give the signal make sure you call me with an emergency so I can leave! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3648 Dang! I was going to ask you out when the game was over. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3649 Watch your Prince charming eat my ball 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3650 Yes it's my serve. Don't be such a Princess! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3651 Olympic is more important than War. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3652 Here he is again to see if you are usuing the proper grip. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3653 It's gonna rain. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3654 Okay, best to out of three; but I still say it's a silly way to decide who gets eaten each year. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3655 You win, you don’t have to marry him… 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3656 Ding Dong 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
3657 This game keeps dragon on. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3658 Just remember your beautiful dream could end at any moment, so play with all your heart. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3659 “Grrrrr, there’s always some buttinsky who wants to play the winner.” 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3660 Damn, I hate your boyfriend 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3661 Loser is stuck with him! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3662 Someone better tell him we're so not into the old rigid ways. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3663 Who needs rescuing more? You or me 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3664 So, you want to play doubles, do you? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3665 Some people take cosplay conventions way too seriously. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3666 Go home, we don't meed a referee. I like a woman who cheats. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3667 Exit the dragon. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
3668 Is that night in shining armor a friend of yours? 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
3669 Tell your boy Galahad he has to wait his turn. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3670 Don't get me fired up! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3671 Didn't he learn anything fighting that other dragon for ten years? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3672 Did you just eat garlic? 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3673 Well…there goes the neighborhood.. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3674 My god! That dragon is forcing her majesty to play table tennis! She must need my help. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3675 Quick, let's finish the game before he kills you 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3676 If I win, we destroy the conservatorship 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3677 I know what the score is, but do you want to risk him getting the wrong idea when you say “love”? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3678 Oh look! Here comes another "Knight in Shining Armour.." 🙄 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3679 Hurry, let’s finish up this game before toxic masculinity arrives 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3680 I think he missed the memo that this is a ping pong tournament 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3681 I do hope your prince will be late to the table so we can finish this 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3682 Quick! Everyone back to one! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3683 It's always "lance-the-dragon" with him 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3684 Why did we invite him again? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3685 Wrong tournament, pal. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3686 If your mother asks, you were sleeping, ok? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3687 You know, this whole "getting saved by a prince thing" is just a racquet. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3688 dragon “That guy again!? He follows me everywhere” Princess, “ya, me too. Your serve” 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3689 medieval jehovah's witnesses 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3690 2-love, not true love! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3691 Ugh, here comes Percival and his D&D outfit to ruin game night again. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3692 I gotta say, I was pretty scared when you said I was gonna get smoked 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3693 My knight in shining armor doesn't fight my battles for me. I do. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3694 He always shows up when I’m winning. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3695 I don’t want this game to drag-on any further 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3696 This “open office plan” is killing me 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3697 If we’re gonna keep seeing each other like this, we really need to do something about your breath 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3698 Winner slays the patriarchy 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3699 Here comes the mighty ball picker 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
3700 You'll just have to wait your turn. It's game point. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3701 For crying out loud, here comes Sir Round Robin... 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3702 I asked you not to invite Arthur! 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3703 Just great. Here comes your knight in shining under armor. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3704 If you win, you're in for a rough knight. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3705 Zero:18. Someone needs to rescue me from you ! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3706 Fantasy sports 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3707 You have a choice of finishing the game or being rescued. Okay, good. It's now 19 to 17. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
3708 I'm 'bout ready to ruin your night and your knight. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3709 Equestrian's the next glen over, dumbass. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3710 He doesn't have a regulation paddle, it's too long and skinny! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3711 Oh, for -- I thought you took down that help wanted ad. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
3712 Alright, fine, Canadian doubles. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
3713 Quick, before he tries to slay you...double or nothing? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3714 Duck, Princess! I’m gonna serve another fireball!” 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3715 Loser has to date that prince over there. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3716 My balls are bigger than yours. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3717 This damsel is not in distress. She's kicking my tail 9-0 so let her fight her own battles Sir Faultsalot. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3718 Does he know this is a friendly game? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3719 The winner plays the dragon slaying guy. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
3720 Here comes Siegfried again. Didn’t you already get a restraining order last week? 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
3721 Someone needs a new watch, Princess 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3722 This isn’t how I imagined the battle of good versus evil. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3723 This time tell him you lost the ball in those trees over there. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3724 Here comes Prince Charming again to ruin game night. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3725 Loser gets toasted. 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
3726 Let's play for the shining knight's life. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3727 I win this point, I get to eat your knight. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3728 I am here to serve, my lady! 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3729 nah … doesn’t stand a chance against either of us … paddle’s too thin 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3730 Oh look, an Errant Ball-Boy 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3731 Looks like lover boy is about to add an extra pong to our ping. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3732 You slay! You don't need him. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3733 I know, I have to win by two. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3734 We better make it best out of seven 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3735 Just great... I'm getting slayed and here comes George! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3736 Just in time to rescue me from another tail wooping . 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3737 I’m sorry, we won’t have time for a second set. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3738 Here comes Mr. Goody Goody again. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3739 I'm not falling for that ''Knight in Shining Armor" ploy. Serve. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3740 Think that you can fool me a second time with the knight in shining armor to the rescue distraction? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3741 Here comes your boyfriend. Double or nothing? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3742 Game point and I'll pass on a rematch. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3743 It's game point. I'll finish you first, then him. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3744 Ye ole white knight in shining armour trick is not going to help you this time 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3745 Break’s over. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3746 I’m going to eat him alive. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3747 I told you just cutting your hair wasn't a good enough disguise. He found us. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3748 Here we go again, another season another series.. huh! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3749 Game point, Princess. I hope your coach isn't a sore loser. Some people really lose their heads over small things like this. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3750 You can tell your BFF that masks aren’t mandated here. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3751 heads up, toxic masculinity is on its way. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3752 OK, my version of Dungeons vs. Dragons. Your serve! 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3753 See, isn't this a refreshing change from role playing games in your basement? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3754 Here comes your slayer friend again. Tell him we're in the middle of a good game, ok? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3755 I've TOLD you: no doubles. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3756 What's the Covid protocol for spectators? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3757 Your lover boy, Sir Misses-A-Lot is back. He still can't handle my kill-shot. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3758 Okay, whoever wins this game gets the knight in shining armor coming over the hill. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3759 Oh, drat! He's going to want to play the winner! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3760 We finish the last round, then you can go into your maiden-in-distress act. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3761 Your friend can’t save you when it’s my serve. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3762 Don’t bother, I can slay my own damn dragon 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3763 Bring it, hot head 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3764 It hasn't been two weeks. Think my fire is hot enough to kill covid? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3765 My, now the table shall burn. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3766 Do we really even need him here,like let's just settle this with a match or two 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3767 Break time in the hinterland 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3768 Ok, just serve the ball. But hold your breath. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3769 We've got company -- man, I really could use a breath mint! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3770 Ping Pong, Schming Pong, I see the cavalry coming - lots of luck. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
3771 These Fairy Tales never end well. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3772 Quick, winner gets to set him on fire 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3773 5 more minutes! 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
3774 Ca! mon, serve, I have a prince to catch. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3775 There’s no crying in enchanted ping pong! 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3776 I sense things are starting to heat up. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
3777 Unfair advantage. Your guy’s shining armor is blinding my eyes. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3778 Unless I win, your knight will be having toast 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3779 This golden prince interrupts everything 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
3780 She never needed chivalry anyway 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3781 Calling him a Knight Olympic Committee doesn’t change the fact that he’s a knight. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3782 As the knight in shining armor heroically charged towards the table, he screamed, "I call winner!" 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3783 He doesn't get it, but I don't need rescuing. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3784 Damn, I gotta go to work. Another suitor. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3785 Oh, Oh, here comes the spoil sport. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3786 You know that hat does nothing foryou. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3787 Your Going To Go Down In Flames. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3788 Your knight is calling next. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3789 Twenty serving nineteen! 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3790 You think if he knows the score he'll realize you don't need to be rescued? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3791 (This is an edit of my original) Tell your medieval boyfriend that Bill McKibben said that the best way to protect the climate is to stop burning things. Or people. 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
3792 When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies. Don Quixote. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3793 Your boyfriend didn't bring his paddle again! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3794 I 'm up 20 to 15 and George cannot save you. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3795 …and you think 2020 had you by the balls 🏓 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
3796 Faire game. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3797 The damsel indeed was in distress. The dragon had the most daunting backspin in all the land. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3798 Keep calm princess, he has no balls 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3799 My next serve is 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
3800 Oh damn he’s here early. Ok ok let’s go back to our roles before he sees. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3801 There's the Knight I told you about, he's back to lose again! 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3802 Okay game point. Here comes that weird guy with the helmet and sword. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3803 Time Out. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3804 He might have a chance at a bronze medal. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3805 A hole in one--WHAT? 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3806 Here comes my crush, act natural 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3807 By George let's play ping pong 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3808 I win and he's yours 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3809 Get your swear jar ready, Princess! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3810 No one can save you now! You loose! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3811 For the winning point,before some idiot interrupts us!! 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3812 Watch out! Here comes my blazing serve! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3813 Finally! The referee is here. 1.1944 0.06452 72 63 4 5
3814 It's time I turned up the heat! 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3815 Looks like your pesky "boyfriend" is back for a new challenge. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3816 Looks like your other boyfriend found out about us. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3817 You're not a damsel in distress. You're just down 16 points. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3818 Our doubles partners have arrived. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3819 Tell your boyfriend I don't play chess. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3820 Let me fire home and get the wife for doubles. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3821 Lancelot is here to witness this legendary serve. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3822 Nuff people say they know they cant believe, Camelot we have a ping pong team. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3823 A princess needs a knight like a dragon needs a ping pong paddle. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3824 Should I torch him off the way you are torching me? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3825 Oh, look, it's Mr. Shining Armor coming to save his damsel in distress. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3826 Looks like he still hasn't found his round table. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3827 OK, one more quick game, but then I really need to get back to destroying your palace guard. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3828 sorry, but your boyfriend is not going to be able to save you from this impending disaster, game point 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3829 Quick, before Knight fall! 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3830 He's no match for me! Mwhaha, never bring a sword to a pong fight! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3831 Why can't he just be satisfied with the Round Table? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3832 Yonder maiden, hit it to his backhand 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3833 Who's dream is this again? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3834 You’re right, I am ‘bout to get slayed. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3835 I'll serve roast knight. 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3836 Oh boy here comes Mr Killjoy 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3837 Why doesn't he just collect unemployment? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3838 Look at it this way - if I win your beau will look really hot in his shining armor! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3839 You said it was going to be just you and me this time. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3840 Game point. If I win, I get to dracarus the boyfriend. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3841 It's behind you 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3842 I feel like you WANT to embarrass us all in Paris! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3843 Wait a minute... there is no International Dragons Vs Princess Ping Endurance All-Day Tournament at all, is there! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3844 Oh no not again, one day we will be able to finish this game 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3845 I saw him first”‼️ NO ! “ I saw him first “ OK ! It’s two out of three , winner takes his head… looser get his sword ! To kill the winner 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
3846 You didn't tell me I'd need a doubles partner. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3847 No fire for you m’lady. Impervious to anachronism, I intend to ‘ping' this serve off the table and off your ridiculous pointy headdress. The ball will then travel to dismount yonder St. George. ‘Pong.’ Game, set, match 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
3848 This guy and his white horse will make a nice dinner.... 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
3849 The winner gets the size 6 shoe and runs away with Mr. Prince 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
3850 How am I supposed to concentrate on my serve if this jerk keeps showing up? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3851 After Tokyo, we need to make this more interesting... 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3852 You have shining armor, we get it. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
3853 After this game I need to get a smoke 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3854 Ugh, not that guy again! He always calls me Brogon and uses my table for beer pong. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3855 I TOLD you, if you used fire, I'd use a prince! 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
3856 Too bad it's match point. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3857 I’m just saying, it’s either match point or a hellish conflagration that will melt the sky. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3858 He came early today. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3859 Winners are coming 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
3860 How long until he makes that stupid 'love' joke? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
3861 Not him again! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3862 Knight work 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3863 …ok…winner gets dinner with the knight 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3864 The New Bachelorette 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3865 His punctuality is so annoying…I told you we should’ve gotten into the hot tub first. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3866 Let me at that punk! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3867 Great. Here comes Mister "I've got a dragon-proof serve." 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
3868 What time you need to be home by? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3869 Quick get a round in before they “save” me to play pickleball! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3870 Your 'champion' is approaching. Must I really lose another match to him? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3871 Is that the only way you can win? Someone else has to slay the dragon? 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
3872 Losing is not an option for me. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3873 20 -18, game point. Quick serve before the prince shows up and wants to play lawn jarts 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3874 Oh, come on...we were just at game point! 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3875 Is he bringing new paddles again? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3876 Next one to score gets the Prince! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3877 Only a sore loser would hire a hitman. 1.1923 0.06068 78 68 5 5
3878 Excuse me, while I burn this knight! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3879 You got me in the eye the last time. Stop cheating, Princess or I won't play ping pong with you anymore! 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3880 🐲: I think the referee is a little afraid of me. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3881 The group text did say ‘play’ a dragon , right ? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3882 You said defeat the dragon, you never said it had to be in a fight 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3883 You are such a sore loser." 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3884 He’s bringing a sword and you’re bringing me fire! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3885 Someone must have pulled the fire alarm again. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3886 I'm going to torch him if he says he's here to serve. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3887 If he wants to play, he's your partner this time. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3888 It's match point. He can wait a minute. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3889 Oh, I'd so love to toast that a-hole while he waits. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3890 Match point! No Fairy Book endings here! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3891 "Like they always say,if you live by the sword you die by the paddle." ' 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3892 It's 20 serving 3 and now your knight arrives? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3893 Looks like he finally emerged from that creek. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3894 It always takes two of you to beat one of me! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3895 Yon knight errant doth hold aloft a most peculiar paddle with which to challenge the winner of this match. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3896 I got to go fight that guy. Remember, it's my serve. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3897 It's your boyfriend looks like we got caught again. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3898 Your boyfriend's attempt at distraction really slays me. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3899 We'll just tell him we're redefining courtly love. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3900 Oh great, here comes your boyfriend. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3901 Knight?. .. You wish. Net the play dragon, one last time and all my wishes will come true. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3902 Activities with my mother-in-law 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3903 -"Here comes that "F...." patriarch" 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3904 Okay, serve queen! 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3905 It's 2 out of 3 - no matter what he says.... 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3906 No doubles. The Kraken is sick. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3907 It’s Sir Pongalot again, always coming to the wrong table.” 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3908 He's about 20 yards away. Let me know when. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3909 Just give me a minute and then we'll work on your chop block stroke. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3910 OK, no more Mr. Nice Guy. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3911 Behold the Knight of Reconciliation 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3912 No flaming serves! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3913 Dragon-5. Maiden-0. But wait, here come's the calvary!" 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3914 Geez, no one told him it's ladies' night? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3915 Hey, this is private property. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3916 I only play one on one. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3917 Double or nothing on this game. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3918 Uh-oh. No more ping-pong for us today. Your boyfriend is doing his bothersome 'Knight on a White Horse' thing again. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3919 Sore fuckin' loser, that guy. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3920 . Two against One. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3921 Let's see what the VAR says 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3922 When I said, “Take no prisoners!” I didn’t mean it literally. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3923 Your service is smoking hot, Drago 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3924 I’ve already tamed it. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3925 You can tell that Forrest Gump guy he's too late! I got the winning paddle. Vietnam or no Vietnam! 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3926 Here comes another explanation of power dynamics. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3927 ‘My service, your cervix’ 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3928 Oh, I hope that's not Lancelot. He always cuts the ball. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3929 Alas Princess,you must pretend to be distressed once again and continue to feed this knight’s toxic masculinity. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3930 In a few years you will be extinct. So I win! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3931 Bugger! Our hour is up just as I'm getting ahead! 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
3932 If you win, you can torch him. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3933 Don't look now, Sir Buzzkill just showed up. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3934 The Beowulf Olympic gold is mine. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3935 ...and never play ping-pong with a reptilian 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3936 He plays the winner. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3937 So, look at you, the efficient time saver…using Grubhub again eh? 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
3938 If I win , my place. If you win, my place. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3939 I see a forfeit coming. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3940 Can't we just settle this the old-fashioned way? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3941 I win,I eat you both. You win,just him. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3942 I hope it’s Joe. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3943 Your knight in shining armor won't save you this time. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3944 Hit and myth. That’s life for you. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3945 Maybe if you tell him you have a boyfriend he'll stop coming around 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3946 This one will be a spin-off. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3947 I had a feeling you might try to bring in a ringer. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3948 Fine, but if we're doing doubles he's playing on foot! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3949 Right, wait until match point! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3950 Winner doesn't get the Prince." 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3951 Excuse me a moment while I belch some flame. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3952 Dragons typically refer to it as Ping Pong, but I can understand humans calling it Table Tennis. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3953 If he starts in again about how it shouldn’t be a rectangular table, I swear I’m gonna lose it. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3954 Let me call Daenerys, maybe she’s in for a double. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3955 It’s okay, REALLY. We’re evenly matched. When you win the point, go ahead and breathe fire. I ate onions at lunch! 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3956 …yeah, nah, this is pretty fun, but have you ever played a game of thrones? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3957 If you lose, you marry him! 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3958 The winner gets the guy on horseback. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3959 Quick,get back to sleep 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3960 Don Quixote’s back to do some more tilting at my pinball machine. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3961 You should check your text... I think he interpreted "spoils" differently 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3962 one more point and then we break for lunch? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3963 Uh oh, quick play dead! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3964 Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3965 See I told you this is better than pickle ball... 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3966 Oh no, here comes Mr. Jealous-Pants again. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
3967 Oh great. Another knight of the Pool Table. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3968 Whatever we do, don't let him put a quarter on the table. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3969 Looks like Sir Galahad thinks he can save you, but it's 20 zip my favor, and this is for the game. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3970 St George is good with a sword, but he's going to suck with a paddle. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3971 Prince stay out of this,I will beat him. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3972 Oh no, Charles is coming. Let's start a new game. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3973 I'm sorry you thought I was going to eat you, but how else am I going to find people to play with me? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3974 Not even a knight in shining armour can save you now, bitch. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3975 F... the knight in shining armor. Hit me again, Big 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3976 You may win at ping pong, but when he gets a little closer, I’m gonna’ toast your boyfriend. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3977 My therapist suggested I channel my burning rage into something positive. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3978 We all know, the paddle is greater than the sword! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3979 You don’t need a knight to fight your battles for you. Slay your own dragons, Princess. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3980 Hey, your boyfriend is here….what a drag. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3981 The only thing he’ll need to save you from is my fiery serve 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3982 ... alright, princess, but IF I win... I am the one that gets to have children with the donkey. Do we have a deal? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3983 Princess, if you want to finish the game, I can slow him down in one huff. 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
3984 Now You will Serve Me! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3985 Game point! You're on fire today! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3986 Loser’s the damsel! 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3987 Quick! Hide! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3988 Spending lockdown in different dimension with my pet 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3989 Gahh....I hate playing Canadian doubles. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3990 Ugh, are we EVER going to be able to finish this game? Here comes another guy who I presume wants to “save you.” 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3991 Up next, the patriarchy 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3992 Tell him you are already slaying me and that he needn't bother. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3993 Looks like the chess tournament ended early. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
3994 What do you need him for? You're already winning! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3995 Loser has to deal with the prince 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3996 I heard that people in China like to play this sport but this is ridiculous! 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
3997 You're ahead now, but I'm sure you haven't seen my, "kill" shot! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3998 Time out. Let me smoke this knight. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3999 Time for me to put some fire behind this serve 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4000 It's sudden death in table tennis, Galahad. Table tennis. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4001 You should have picked Chess princess - no Knight is going to save you now! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4002 Yes, we were going to play American doubles... 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
4003 Your doubles partner is late 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4004 Damn! We were so close to passing the Bechdel test. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4005 ... and here comes Pong. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4006 Nice tits. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
4007 i want you to shoot this ping pong ball out your pussy once he's close enough to see 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
4008 I see the White Knight is here to take on the winner. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4009 He can have "next" but you still have to win by two. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4010 Tell your boyfriend to get out of my line of sight. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4011 Trash thou speaketh of slaying me at thy table maketh sense now. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4012 Watch out for his top spin! 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4013 There are too many things wrong with this picture. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4014 Best of five? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4015 Sigh. Why does he always show up when it's match point? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4016 He appears to be on to us, Lady. 1-Love, love. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4017 Listen, Serena, I never signed up for this. It's emasculating. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4018 With that long dress and silly hat you don't have a snowball's chance in hell. And that idiot coming to help is wearing armor and carrying a sword! And I thought people were supposed to be intelligent. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4019 Match point for the Kingdom.. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4020 I'm going to finish you before the knight falls. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4021 Aw...come on! You're down 9 to 2 and you call your boyfriend? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4022 Oh look. Lord-No-Fun has arrived to make sure we follow 'every' rule. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4023 Best of seven fair maiden before your brave knight arrives and ruins all the fun? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4024 Darn it, seems today is going to be THE DAY your prince has gotten off his ass and on to his high horse and decided to come - just as it was my turn to serve. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4025 Did I mention I’m a CHINESE dragon? 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
4026 Dude, it's 2021, get with the program 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4027 Come on girl -fire up! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4028 I know you are my protector but don't just let me win! 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
4029 He mustn't see you defeat me. Time to faketh an injury. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4030 Not another one! 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4031 Unless I err, the Geneva Convention does not allow you ringers. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4032 Playing for freedom . 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4033 Dragon ‘I’ll never understand how you can play dressed like that. ‘ 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4034 Great, another one. You’re scaring this one off. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4035 The witch already called next game. 1.1875 0.06999 64 57 2 5
4036 So this is what the Olympic training camp looks like? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4037 He can’t save you from this serve… 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4038 If shiny boy there knew the score he 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
4039 It's tiresome. Hasn't he heard of Stockholm Syndrome. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
4040 Ah, Mr. Rescuer and his great timing. I'll pick you up again next Wednesday, and I'll definitely remember who was winning. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
4041 Best of three? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
4042 I hope he’s coming to rescue me from this distress 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
4043 You're not the only one who wants a rematch. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4044 Darn, your ride's here; and we didn't get to play Jenga! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4045 I’ll play the winner. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4046 Yea, yea, you’re king of the mountain. Now serve! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4047 Again??? This happens every time we get to 10-10! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4048 A line judge ain’t gonna help you, Missy. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
4049 Your Uber is arriving. 1.1867 0.06208 75 66 4 5
4050 Match point. No pressure. And your ride is here. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4051 Curses! It's Sir Percival of the Purple Paddle! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4052 He’s obviously confused. We’re playing ping-pong, not chess. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4053 Hurry up! When he gets here you'll end up down and out and I'll be up and away! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4054 Just take your hat off and leave the rest to me. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4055 I'm afraid your boyfriend's paddle is not regulation. This will result in an automatic disqualification. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4056 He can play the winner, but he's not using that ridiculous paddle. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4057 I hope he has the balls" 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4058 For Pete's sake just hit the d&$# ball! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4059 Great. Someone told Sir Ruinsalot about our weekly game. Can I just eat him already? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4060 I DON'T THINK WE ARE GOING TO FINISH OUR GAME. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4061 What’s really going to suck is once you finish this movie, it guarantees you episodic TV forever. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4062 What's up with this 'I need to rescue her' fixation? Why can't he just leave us alone? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4063 Don’t look now but your boyfriend is coming! 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
4064 Just when I was taking the lead. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4065 We agreed to play singles, heh? 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
4066 Oof, here comes another one! 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
4067 C'mon big fella,my knight is coming. This game is dragon on. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
4068 Two minute break, m'lady? 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
4069 Gosh! He thinks he is a hero AGAIN. Did he run out of his medicaments again? 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
4070 The score's 20 to 7. I'm afraid your prince is a little too late to save you this time. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
4071 OK, best of three gets the Prince 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4072 Oh oh! I see we’ll be playing doubles. I’ll get my sister, she beats me evertime. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4073 Ignore him until I get to 21 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4074 Should I roast him? Okay, here goes: that suit of armor is so last crusade. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4075 Hey, no kibitzers! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4076 Don’t look now, but here comes your knight in shining armor. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4077 No way he wins with a skinny paddle like that! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4078 Sorry Princess...we may have to cut this game short! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4079 Not now! It’s match point “ 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4080 The game sure goes faster with your boy retrieving my aces. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4081 Don't turn around. I think St. George wants the table 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4082 I'm not too keen on the ref. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4083 A friendly game of ping pong and you called for backup? That seems a little unfair. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4084 As if I'm not already getting slayed... 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4085 The first one to win two games out of three gets the White Night! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4086 Your knight can't help you, a round-table is all he knows. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4087 Tell Prince Valiant that he plays the winner 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4088 I've played him before, he's always going for the 'kill shot.' 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4089 Hah! Wait until you see my doubles partner. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4090 The armor isn't exactly shining. But he's cute for sure." 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4091 I'm lucky you're a much better ping pong player than he is a dragon slayer. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4092 ping pong the Princess is dead 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4093 Looks like some balls are coming your way you might connect finally connect with 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4094 I think its time you told him that you're sneaking out of the castle. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4095 Oh dear! Doubles? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4096 Ahh, down a few points, and here's the knight for a little intimidation. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4097 I know you called next, but we’re playing two of three! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4098 Did you tell the front desk where you were going? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4099 If this were chess, a knight might be helpful. Play on! 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
4100 I know its match point, but really, It's not a fairytale , look behind you. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4101 "Here comes that Knight of the Round Table. He can't play here. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4102 Don’t turn, but there’s fresh blood coming to our tournament 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4103 This is nothing like “ The lord of the rings” 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4104 I guess 12 serving 4 qualifies as “distress”. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4105 Try not to singe the net this time when you lose. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4106 Great, another one. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4107 Here comes your knight and shining armor, let's make this the last round 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4108 Oops, your ride's here. Now we'll never know who would have won. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4109 Don’t get your hopes up. We’re playing ping-pong, not chess. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4110 Hey! We said no coaching! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4111 Things are heating up, I need to blow off some steam. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4112 Here comes the cavalry! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4113 Yeah this is where the tiny little arms are handy. 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
4114 You really think that you’re the hot player 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4115 Wait a minute. That's not a regulation paddle he's holding. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4116 Him? Two, maybe three bites, tops. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4117 Ok, princess, how about 'winner take all'? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4118 Oh God, here comes Mr. non-regulation paddle again. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4119 Damsel a morsel; knight horse the main course. The table is set. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4120 I could have sworn I swiped left on him 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4121 I doubt he can save you this time. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4122 Everything’s “damsel in distress” with this guy 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
4123 Don’t look now, but Sir Talkalot the Mansplainer is here again 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4124 He’s returning with his sword to mansplain why table tennis isn’t a perfectly reasonable method of resolving our differences. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4125 Ok! Who loses -- deals with that idiot. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4126 He’s not coming to rescue you, he’s just looking for wild game 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4127 Let's make this interesting. Loser gets immolated. My serve. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4128 Best two out of three: the winner gets the knight! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4129 Snow White's evil dragon playing partner contemplates his options, serve for the winning point or fight for another day as her knight in shining armor approaches to ruin his day. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4130 Challenge ME to this game! You don’t know how much in distress you ARE! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4131 Look behind me when I'm ahead, 19 -- 12 and you're serving? No way! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4132 Why is it every time I challenge a shot, that knight has to ride back to the castle to check the replay? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4133 Oh great… should we put our masks back on? 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
4134 Oh, great….he’ll want to serve every time! 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4135 We're at 20-20, come back later 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4136 Game point- lunch has arrived. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4137 Oh great, here comes mediocrity to ruin our game. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
4138 If he’d brought the Evil Queen we could play doubles. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
4139 Tell your boyfriend and his horse we’re not playing doubles. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
4140 I can explain it 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
4141 Look out This serve is gonna be smokin 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
4142 Play till the end. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
4143 I thought you played best under pressure 1.1833 0.06926 60 53 3 4
4144 Table, net, ball, paddles. They're all asbestos. Carp all ya want. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4145 And when you win you get to be the beautiful, fire-breathing princess. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4146 Marco! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4147 Oh darn, quick act scared 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4148 Come on let's hurry this along before Prince Charming tries to steal all the thunder! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4149 I think your friend wants to play with us 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4150 I hope your prince brought us more balls. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4151 Hurry, your Uber will be here in 2 minutes 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4152 The dragon’s trials are unusually cruel. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4153 Doubles won't be introduced to the Games until after the Dark Ages." 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4154 Watch out Princess, here comes another one. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
4155 Let's finish this before the Knightfall! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4156 Khalkeesi the score is 9-7 and it is my serve. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
4157 So, who wins gets to torch the knight in shining armor, right? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4158 This one is coming in hot! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4159 I think I must win the next point and game to turn into a handsome prince and ensure our escape! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4160 Sorry, but not even a knight in shining armor can save you from match point! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4161 Score is 10-7, your highness. Looks like Sir embellish-every-tale-so-he-emerges-the-hero has got winners. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4162 ‘I win, you take care of him’ 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4163 I ordered from Uber Eats not Duke Delivers 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4164 Ping me to pong him out 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4165 And here comes sir Fred to crash the party 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4166 Guess no one told him Dungeons and Dragons has changed. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
4167 One last game, I have a town I need to terrorize and you have a castle to be a princess in 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4168 Now you’re in trouble, Princess. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4169 Welcome to Staten Island! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4170 My knight game awaits! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4171 It's my serve and this time I'm not falling for your, "Here comes my prince to save me" ruse! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4172 Yah, really? That's the best you got, little girl? Hrrrruph. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
4173 He’s back! Do you want me to use my killer backspin? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4174 It's been less exciting around here since the knights replaced the Round Table. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4175 How about 2 out of three? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4176 For real? I wasn't even WINNING. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4177 Your boyfriend is no saint -- he's pulling a sword on me and all I got is a damn paddle! 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4178 sigh... I should never have let you post on Instigram. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4179 If we're playing doubles, I call the horse. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4180 Oh, no! Here we go again... well, match point! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4181 Even he can't save you now! 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
4182 Ha, you call that a paddle? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4183 I don’t care if he’s your knight in shining armor - I refuse to play Canadian doubles with him again! 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
4184 bibbity boppity boo, here we come for you 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4185 Tell him it's a best of 7 series and he'll have to wait. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4186 No, you already won the gold medal, now it’s MY turn!! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4187 He's always been a sore loser... 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4188 Here comes Chad to ruin our game again. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4189 The stakes just went up! 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4190 Ugh, why does this prince always come to ruin the fun, this was gonna be a good game 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4191 I told him I imprisoned you in my lair, but I'm not sure he bought it. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4192 Ready for doubles? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4193 Head up! Don’t breathe on the table! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4194 Double or nothing. You win, I'll leave the airport alone. I win . . . dinner. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4195 I'm bringing fire! Oh, oh. Quick! There's a knight in shining armor coming our way! Look. Look! Look now! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4196 If he were really serious, he'd bring his own badminton set. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
4197 I’m a fiery competitor. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4198 Hurry, before he gets here! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4199 I'll rescue the loser. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4200 We were on a break! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4201 Always charging in...he slays me! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4202 Here comes your knight of the ping-pong table. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
4203 Your drama queen stalker found you again. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4204 If i win , you burn - If you win , I'm your new car ! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4205 I’m no Forrest Gump, but I can incinerate the table.. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4206 He still hasn’t realized there’s a shuttle stop around the corner 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4207 I think someone just finished the training on "How To Be An Ally at Work." 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4208 Who's the guy on a horse with the funny paddle? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4209 Sorry,but it looks like this might be our last game--ever. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4210 I think I'm going to need some ping-pong diplomacy! 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4211 Au contraire, madame -- there is NO rule prohibiting the return of a volley with one’s tail! 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4212 This guy never takes ‘no’ for an answer. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4213 Gotta win by 2 to get the Prince 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4214 He's blocking the sunlight! 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4215 Break point. As in what I’m gonna do to that guy’s sword. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4216 ooops, here is dinner 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4217 2 on 1? Bring it on 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4218 If he tries to stick that thing in me one more time, I’m going to bite his head off” “So cruel,” replied the drago 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4219 13th century drag-on verse drag-queen annual tournament 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4220 Would you please let this prince ask me out without getting roasted by you Drackon? Not a lot of princes visit this part of the world. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4221 Me and my alter ego trying to get along 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4222 Ugh... there's another one back there isn't there. We're never going to finish this game at this rate 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4223 Look out for his fire ball ! 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4224 My hot serve will finish both you and your boyfriend. 1.1807 0.05723 83 73 5 5
4225 Guinevere, when Lance gets here, don’t dare tell him about those edibles I got from Merlin or he will never leave. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
4226 You slay me and great here comes a knight! 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
4227 I ain't gonna serve until you get your boyfriend outta here. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
4228 Im trying to be civil here 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
4229 Don't look back! I will take care of all your distractions until next Olympics 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4230 He really does not understand the rules of the game. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
4231 He can wait. It's best two out of three. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4232 Finally, someone I can compete with... 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4233 I hope he brought his paddle. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4234 Here comes that idiot Galahad. I swear if he suggests two against one I'll fry his face. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4235 Ut oh! I think we’re about to be summoned back to the palace to humor the king. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4236 Here comes your stupid doubles partner – always bringing a sword instead of a paddle. If you won’t fire him, I will. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4237 Here comes that clinking clanking clattering collection of caliginous junk! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4238 Remember, act casually. He can get really mad. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4239 Oh great, look who's here. That guy calls ME a hothead, but he's the one who smashes the ball when he loses. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4240 Ok, let's see who he is really coming here to serve. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4241 Ah! The most valorous errant that ever girt on sword, and the viscous backhand of his Dulcinea. I am undone. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
4242 A fat lot of good...his arms aren't much bigger than mine 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4243 Yes, yes, yes. You call next. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4244 I'll need a time-out after this point to check my pilot light. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4245 Oh Great! I'm sure your ball-and-chain wants "next"! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4246 It is totally my serve.” “Princess, you are such a cheater!” 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4247 Guinny, I think your date’s here . . . 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4248 Don’t even tell me the guy plays ping pong too! I can’t catch a break! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4249 You'll have to pass a qualifying round to determine if you're eligible. No, the winner doesn't get to eat the loser. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4250 Aha! Here comes my doubles partner! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4251 Hey, you on the horse, no Nexts. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4252 Tacos are here, hope you ordered me mild sauce, you hot sauce burns my mouth. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4253 Here comes your prince charming! Hildegard, You must tell him about us!! 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4254 Those knights in shining armor always have terrible timing. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4255 Ladies choice: ping pong or ding dong 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4256 Oh, Honey! Don't look back. He is here again to prove his incompetent love for you. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4257 Does your boyfriend know we’re just playing around? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4258 Here comes the mood-breaker! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4259 Did your contract include a rider in case of a tie? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
4260 Told you we should've boned first, now your Uber is here 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
4261 I hope he brought the snacks this time. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
4262 This is going to be a momentous kill shot. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4263 Are those nuts from the bar? No I thought a Smolarkiewicz is appropriate. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4264 Uh-oh, it's him again with his illegal paddle! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4265 he is more dangerous sitting down 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4266 You shouldn't happen to know a guy name of Arthur? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4267 O.K., I'll let you win just this one time. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4268 St. George won't save you; he doesn't even play ping pong! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4269 Luckily the table was not round. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4270 I bet he won‘t hit anything with that racket 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4271 mylady deuce 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
4272 No way! You can't substitute George in at match point! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4273 I think the umpire's on your side. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4274 Two out of three? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4275 Matchpoint—loser has to go make Charming feel like a hero. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4276 Tell him he can play the winner! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4277 Your prince is here, but if you leave now, I WIN THE GAME! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4278 Finally, my UberSword has arrived. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4279 Finish this game then I'll have to lose that self-important knight of yours. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4280 Ho, it appears this game has been dragon on too long. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4281 I know, I know we are stuck on this contemporary story of victim, persecutor and rescuer ... do you know a better one ? Can't we just play the old game and have a winner and a loser! 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4282 Let’s finish the match before your “boyfriend” over yonder ruins everything. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4283 Pinball Diplomacy had a circumscribed historical moment. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4284 Your grunting on your forehand shots is beginning to bother the neighbors! 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4285 That’s not me..I’m Über Black. Now fire away! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4286 So much for ping-pong diplomacy. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4287 Oh for god's sake, I told him we'd be playing pong and he looks amped up for a joust! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4288 white liberal feminism 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4289 He gets so mad when he looses to us girls 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4290 Doesn’t he know loves means nothing in table tennis? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4291 I told Gary that jousting was rescheduled to tomorrow. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4292 And if I skunk you, you have to let my boyfriend think he slayed you. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4293 : “loser has to fight the knight” 1.1791 0.06700 67 60 2 5
4294 Stop, finally the Prince came 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4295 Well,it beats hip-hop. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4296 Can you tone down the fire breathing this match? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4297 The round table game is about a half mile north. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4298 Hey! You said no knights, and I promised not to fry you to a sizzled crisp. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4299 You're just getting carried away! 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
4300 Your ex is back 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4301 Looks like someone wants a rematch. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4302 This is going to get hot.... 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4303 Oh, great. Clarence is still mad that I torched him in our last game. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4304 Sir UberEats is here 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4305 This one looks like a talker 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4306 Somehow winning has lost its sting. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4307 Best two outta three: loser gets to see what Clunkers over there wants. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4308 Loser plays the guy on the horse. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4309 Excuse me a moment - I have to serve up some revenge of a different kind. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4310 Distressed damsels are a thing of the past, Dino. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4311 No, Kevin, you do not have "Next"! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4312 Thanks for bringing breakfast. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4313 I thought we agreed no Canadian Doubles. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4314 Oh my god...why does he always have to do that? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4315 Looks like this is my last point coming up. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4316 I knew you'd get a ringer somehow! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4317 He's got next game. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4318 We’re not playing doubles. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4319 Serve it. I’m the dragon slayer in this fairy tale. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4320 For this last point, I’ll be serving up some character transformation. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4321 If he says "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringnmmm" again, I swear I’ll take the Ni!”. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4322 He was supposed to bring a partner so we could play doubles 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4323 I thought you called a plumber 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4324 Tho knight approaches, you're playing with fire! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4325 Prince Charming is going to want to play the winner. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4326 Game. And. Point. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4327 I can’t believe it’s already knight time. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4328 Here comes your knight in shining hormones. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4329 I hope your prince has a good backhand. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4330 No more fiery remarks, now we play for the kingdom. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4331 One more volley Princess, then we'll stop for lunch... 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4332 Wait a second ... this is a doubles match? Then I get the horse. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4333 The Roman judge calls it fair. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4334 Oh good, my Prince Charming approaches. My serve, set point. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4335 Okay, this is for all the marbles; the castle, the knights, the serfs and everything else 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4336 Your knight needs to get a new Hobby 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4337 I thought you’d dumped Sir Dogoodalot. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4338 3 games out of 5 and you are mine and your knight in shining armor will be dust! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4339 If we hurry, we can get one more game in. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4340 Here comes Sir “Never let’s me play at home”. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4341 This is the match for the Knight of your life 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4342 another white knight to the rescue 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4343 I'm no Goliath, but you're no David. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4344 This is better than pickle ball. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4345 Oh, nuts. Two-Love. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4346 Double or nothing for who gets the knight on the hill! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4347 My ex is OBSESSED with me! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4348 Tell your boyfriend his shining armor is blinding me. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4349 Damn it! It's your husband! 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
4350 He can't save you from my short sidespin reverse pendulum serve! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4351 The White Knight can’t help you now, Princess! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4352 Are you up for doubles? I win, you get the horse. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4353 So…one last rally? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4354 Of course he'll believe I tricked you into wagering the entire kingdom. It's what I do. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4355 I’ve never played against such little competition before. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4356 He's just bitter, his top spin is weak 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4357 TFW a friendly game of ping-pong goes to sudden death, by George! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4358 We need to finish this game before the knight comes 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4359 Oh, look! Late and I bet he even forgot his racket 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4360 You have bigger problems than my breath. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4361 Look at that! Mixed double, anyone? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4362 ...sigh... 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4363 Yasss slay me, queen! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4364 Hurry! Lance wants his eyeball back. 1.1765 0.05595 85 75 5 5
4365 No cause for concern. He looks no match for our flaming tiebreaker. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4366 I’m about to put what may seem an unnecessary amount of fire on this serve, but Lancelot is on his way to mansplain the day again. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4367 She's already down 10-1. There's nothing you can do to save her. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
4368 Let"s not drag this out. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4369 Your Prince can't save you this time, I'm too far ahead 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4370 Bring a paddle, not a sword. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4371 This guy kills me. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4372 I asked you for a new paddle, not a sword! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4373 If you let me win this one, I promise not to spew your boyfriend with fire. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4374 Oh great, this fucking guy. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4375 so that's why the dragon kidnapped the beautiful princess! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4376 Your champion is Sir Ralph? He's got no top spin! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4377 This next serve is gonna have some real heat on it. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4378 Wow! That is an enterprising umpire. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4379 No, you can't play the winner! Now go away!" 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4380 The fun is over! Hannibal has crossed the Alps! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4381 Looks like Loserface brought a new paddle. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4382 Hurry up and serve before knight comes! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4383 Looks like the horse wants a replay. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4384 My lady, your chariot awaits 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4385 The dragon knew not of Princess Venus's life in the before times. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4386 Ok... Let's wait for the wizard to play doubles 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4387 Ok, one last game. Whoever loses have to deal with that idiot 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4388 Fine, double or nothing. But hurry up!… 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4389 I am not only a flower that mesmerizes you, but also thorns that can scar you with my game" 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4390 We've got to get you a prince, so we can play in peace. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4391 I'm gonna unleash some serious fire with my serve! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4392 Oh, I’m on fire. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4393 Quick, flip the table over so that it looks like I am torturing you... your prince has finally shown up. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
4394 Better catch my breath before I breathe down on him. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
4395 Uh oh. Better make it two out of three. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4396 Don't pay attention to him. Let's play the game. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4397 He comes. Just remember it was you he pledged to serve. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4398 Quick!!! Best of 3!!! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4399 Looks like Mr. Freedumb an’ Libberdy is here to “liberate” you. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4400 Winner gets the futon. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4401 Ugh, Amber I thought you said we staying single this summer? What’s HE doing here?! 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
4402 I understand you’ve been stuck in that tower awhile, but there’s no need for language like that. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4403 Our referee in shining armor approaches ! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4404 Consarn it! Galahad brought the wrong paddle again. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4405 All women should learn to fend for themselves! Besides, your knight in shining armor has a terrible backhand. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
4406 Ugh, this guy is so out of touch. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4407 He simply doesn't understand us! 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
4408 Here comes that George. Thinks he’s some kind of saint. Just ignore him. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4409 Your serve, Dragon Breath! Fire Away! 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
4410 He has panhold grip! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4411 Actually, you look like you can handle this without him. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4412 Don’t look now but here comes Mr. Chinese Doubles 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4413 Aw come on, damsel you're behind 19 to 15, you're not really in distress! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4414 He can’t save you, game point! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4415 Oh, look. Here comes Sir Party Pooper. 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
4416 For someone who’s been extinct for 65 million years, you’ve got a mean serve. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4417 He ain't gonna get you out of this fairy tale pickle. Dragon to serve for the match! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4418 This will not be resolved by deus ex machina. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4419 She Bested My Dragon 1.1750 0.05839 80 71 4 5
4420 Winners! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4421 Oh crap. Here comes that ball buster again. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4422 Do you want to win or live? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4423 If I let you win,will you marry me? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4424 We better hurry this up. It looks like lover boy is back in town. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4425 All tied up. Next point is sudden death! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4426 Don't pay any attention to him. We're finishing this game! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4427 Prepare to give up your paddle, princess. It looks like the little prince wants a rematch. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4428 No kidding, your knight in shining armor’s come to save you. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4429 First come first serve, Spanky! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4430 it’s hectic 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4431 Lancelot wants next - I hear he has a wicked slice serve. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4432 Serve me a hard one and I'll bean your old man. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4433 Oh drat! Now it's an archetype! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4434 Oh shoot - look like you’re in distress 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4435 I suppose doubles are fine, either way, when you lose, I’ll be getting served twice! 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
4436 Hah! Your Prince Charming doesn't even have a paddle." 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
4437 Engaged in sport! The princess is engaged in sport to me, not marriage. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
4438 Bet he's on the Chinese national team. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4439 Back to the cave or you'll never get a husband. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4440 A knight of the round table comes to challenge our square table" 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4441 This guy again? Boy he gets under my skin! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4442 Here comes Stupid. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4443 Oh great, here comes a knight of the ping pong table! 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
4444 Great,Sir Gawin the Knight of non-traditional serves is going to want winner. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4445 No matter. I'm a Chinese dragon. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4446 Well here comes the rally slayer. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4447 No! That’s not a paddle either! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4448 Don't look now. Sir Prance-a-lot is back. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4449 You didn't tell me this is a knight game. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4450 Did I say ’Flame on?’ Pardon me. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4451 Not fair, bringing a fan club. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4452 How bout I incinerate your boyfriend with a ball of flame, and then you and I hear back to my place and watch Game of Thrones? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4453 Ok, rook. Match point, then I take your knight. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4454 Please don't breathe on the balls! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4455 10/9. Match point. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4456 Oh now the “referee” wants to show up 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4457 ‘I will burn you.’ 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4458 Yeah the perks are nice but ping pong during the workday is a real double-edged sword 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4459 You're next, Twinkle Toes. 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
4460 I believe the referee is not going to be impartial in this game 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4461 Have you ever played with Merlin? He´s a cheater 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4462 I think my mantra is finally beginning to work, “beat don’t eat, beat don’t eat.” My sensei would be proud, had I not had him for lunch. 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
4463 The Olympic Committee’s ruling on new women’s suits took everyone by surprise. 👙🐲 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4464 Of course it's still love. You knights keep interrupting us! 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
4465 I’m getting tired of always having to fire up your boyfriend’s stogies; tell him to buy himself some matches, will ya. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
4466 Here comes Arthur, you gotta give me a win here! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4467 Before he saves you, can he retrieve the loose ping pong balls? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4468 I'll play that knight after you. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4469 Don't think he scares me - in that armor, he doesn't even have a backhand shot. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4470 It's good knight time! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4471 He beat my dad in a pong tournament once. But he tells it like it was some epic battle to the death. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4472 Just once I'd like to play Ping Pong without him showing up. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4473 I’m gonna slay you myself if you ever get around to serving! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4474 Give me a minute George, this is game point! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4475 How many times do I have to tell you, wait until after I lock her in the tower! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4476 this is the last game, my ride is here 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4477 Oh great, here comes Sir Lancelot. He'll probably want to play mixed doubles. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4478 Ah,,the knight..too bad, for he thinks we are playing chess 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
4479 St. George again? Okay, but he has to use a paddle this time around. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4480 You know he’s going to want the next game. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4481 Oh oh. I don’t know if he’s here for you or me, but you-know-who is back. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4482 Send him home. We agreed to play singles, not doubles. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4483 The Competition of Magic 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4484 What do you mean it's not a fair contest, my arms are shorter than yours. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4485 Game point. Tell prince charming he can have next. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4486 First I'll paddle you, then I'll fry Mr. Wonderful! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
4487 Stop undressing me with your eyes, buster 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4488 Geez, relax prince charming. She can handle this herself. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4489 It’s 11-all. Winner gets the horseman. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4490 Quick, let's finish before Sir Galahad arrives!' 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4491 There's no way he can call a let serve from there. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4492 I invited him to come play, not slay. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4493 I just got served. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4494 Oh, damn. Here comes the Chinese knight. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
4495 Oh, look. Would you like to eat him, or shall I? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4496 We'll see if one of the Knights of the Round Table Tennis can save you this time. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4497 Fireball, here it comes. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4498 We have time for one quick game before we go back to the damsel-in-distress mode. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4499 It's George again! Beating me at ping pong is never going to make him a saint 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4500 So, this is how I die. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4501 It's that new guy in town, George or something. Self-righteous sore loser type, I can tell from here. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4502 Well,look who finally showed up to fight his own battle. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
4503 I guess the OnlyFans announcement freed some time up for SOME people. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
4504 Well, if it isn't 'Ol Sir Glint, a chapter early. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4505 Game point. Loser has to deal with the knight in shining armor. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4506 If he's here to save you, he'll need a better forehand smash than yours. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4507 I told you to stop whipping your tail! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4508 Jeez not again. Why is it that every time I am serving to win, you play the “damsel in distress card”, and in rides the knight in shining armor? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4509 He'll never slay this dragon with these skills! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4510 I'm not going to serve to your knight in shining armor! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4511 You’re going to have to choose my pretty one. Do you want fun or security? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4512 Rally to see who serves first. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4513 Games up! Yon knight abhors square tables. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4514 Two points and we would knwo poision or fire . 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4515 Knight for the win. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4516 I've come to play the dragon! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4517 2 serving 19. And here comes another guy who’s gonna ask if he can save you.” 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4518 Oh, great, here comes Sir Gawain't-gonna-play-by-the-rules. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4519 I thought we agreed you’d come alone 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4520 That toxic masculinity fellow is relentlessly punctual 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4521 F*. The interspecies police. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4522 Someone didn’t get the memo about the ping-pong battle. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4523 OK. Double or nothing for the castle 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4524 Be right back, gonna take a snack 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4525 I hope you are Vegan! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4526 Take a load off. We’re playing best of three. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4527 Him again!I thought you broke it off with Sir I Can’t Get A Clue! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4528 Here comes your knight in shining armor, always with the backhand compliments. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4529 Deuce! Oh, nice timing. Your shiny knight is here. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4530 How about 2 out of 3 ? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4531 I’ve been trying to get out of the lair more. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4532 It’s not Ping Pong, princess, it’s table tennis. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4533 Ok, this time when he gets here remember “I’m beating you” …so he doesn’t feel like he traveled all this way for nothing. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4534 Seriously? This guy wants to win ping pong that badly? 1.1714 0.06095 70 62 4 4
4535 Maybe we should play doubles. You and the knight versus me and the horse. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4536 Fire in the hole! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4537 Remember, we decided not to play doubles until tomorrow. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4538 Quick, let’s finish this game. You know how I hate mixed doubles. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4539 It's too late princess, your little knight can't save you from me drag'n these balls all over your court. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4540 He can tap in any time. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4541 Y'know we need a 4th for pickleball, right? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4542 If I win this point I get to roast him 🔥 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4543 Match point, your uber is here. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4544 Game point: If I score, you leave with your savior. 1.1714 0.06095 70 62 4 4
4545 Sir Prancelot approaches. I thought I ate him last time? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4546 Ugh… Don’t look I SAID DON’T LOOK! I know this asshat coming over. He’ll go on about how incredible he is at ping pong. He is TERRIBLE at ping pong. And he’ll make the whole night about him. Christ, this fucker’s already causing me to fail Bechdel! 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
4547 You hit one more slice at me and I'll fry you like a bad taco. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4548 Oh great! Tell you knight in shining armor that we need to finish the game first... 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4549 Damn! It's the ubiquitous White Knight. We'll finish this later! 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4550 I don’t know what his problem is? You’re up 9 to 1.” 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4551 How about I serve up a dead knight with a little top spin for thy princess. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4552 After I dispense with you, he'll no match for my flaming serve! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4553 With this guy it won't just be ping pong, Missy. Serving... 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4554 This is the warmup before the dragon slayer. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4555 You better hope his service is as good as mine. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4556 You need to bring your own princess to play doubles. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4557 It must suck working knights and weekends. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4558 Princess! Wake up!! My date is here 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4559 This open-concept kingdom is so overrated. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4560 I’ll ask him if he wants to play a match. Do you think he speaks dragon? 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
4561 I don't care what your boyfriend wants. I'm NOT playing badminton. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4562 Does he know the equestrian competition is over the mountain and past the castle? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4563 We already started, don't tell me you're not playing due to mental health reasons." "As a dragon, I feel uncomfortable that there is a knight in shining armour approaching me in an aggressive manner. This is Bestial harassment. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4564 Back for another brutal defeat, I see 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4565 She be playing for her own hand 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4566 He got through the trials earlier this time, pick up game next week? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4567 Winner leaves, loser is stuck dealing with Mr. Hardware coming over the hill behind you. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
4568 If he thinks he’s playing the winner, he should have gotten here on time 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4569 My checkmate is coming over the hill. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4570 You need rescuing. SERVE 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4571 Now here comes that George fellow. I'll slay him, too, once I've finished with you. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4572 I told you I'm a beast at this game. And fine I'll admit it, I have the hots for you. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4573 I would hardly call that referee unbiased. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4574 Hey, that's not a regulation paddle he's holding! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4575 You should have told me you wanted to play doubles. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4576 You’re knight’s here so this will be my last serve before the slaying. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4577 I can't believe I turned down Game of Thrones for this! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4578 You marrying me this way, princess, puts a spin on this tail. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4579 Wait, before he comes to rescue you, at least teach me the v-grip! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4580 Let’s make this quick. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4581 I've got you just where I want you Princess, and I doubt he'll help you much. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4582 We’d be playing better if we didn’t have to sleep on those cardboard beds. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4583 Service skewer on the way! 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4584 Oh, look it’s Art. He’s to late. I’m on fire. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4585 I pulled a wing a couple days ago, but let’s see how this goes 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4586 You may not be aware, but I was spawned in China. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4587 2020 turns the table around.. even dragons lose their shit.. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4588 Quick, let's finish the game before he reaches here and breathes fire! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4589 Ugh, I hate mixing business with pleasure. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4590 Looks like Prince Charming wants the next game. After I blow you away, I swear I'm gonna burn him again! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4591 Hooray! Finally someone to take my place! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4592 Stop screaming every time you miss, he thinks you're in trouble again 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4593 The guy behind you has got game! 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4594 That damn interloper knows nothing about backspin. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4595 excuse me, but my date just arrived! 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4596 He's back for a re-match 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4597 Sorry, Princess. You’ll have to leave. Here comes my Knight in Shining Armor. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4598 Uh oh here comes Mr. No Fun 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4599 Did you forget to tell him not to bring the skinny paddle? 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4600 If Sir Galahad insists on playing doubles, I'll have to go find Brunhilde. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4601 Yo Lancelot, you're next! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4602 Princess, watch out! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4603 Oh Great! Here he comes again. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4604 Match point. There's no saving you now princess. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4605 Come on honey, we're going to be late. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4606 Cant even have fun for a night without an interfering knight 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4607 Best 4 out 5 wins the Knight. . 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4608 I will not throw away my shot. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4609 Honey, she’s no ‘damsel in distress’. Have you SEEN her serve? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4610 At least it's not mead-pong. He can't be all, 'Hold thy steeds!' 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4611 What is this ding-dong doing..". "It's called ping pong dragon, focus" 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4612 If he tries to slay me, I'm taking my ball and going home 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4613 And don't incinerate the net this time! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4614 It's your Pops, Don Quixote, again. He still thinks he can beat me at Ping Pong using his sword. Sad. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4615 Great! It's game point and Sir Chicken-In-A-Can wants to stage a rescue! 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
4616 Your boyfriend's here, not sure he's going to like seeing you let your hair down like this 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4617 Watch. That idiot knight overshines his armor and is going to slide right off his horse. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4618 No more English, please. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4619 Too late, I already have her where I want her! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4620 Serving for the win, and your damn White Knight can't do a thing about it. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4621 Ugh, do you think he brought his “Excalibur” paddle again? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4622 Beuty and the beast 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
4623 Crap, it's Dave again looking for cheap beer. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4624 Sir Gawain, if you get the Green Knight, we can play doubles. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
4625 Too late, man. She prefers my ping to your pong! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4626 Just ignore him, me'lady. That pesky knight is on my tail again. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4627 You better hope he's Chinese, cuz its 19-4 mine 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4628 Wait a minute, whose that ringer you're bringing in? That doesn't look like a paddle he's carrying. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
4629 Obviously, he has no idea how to play the game 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4630 Do you have a minute to talk about your lord and savio...... 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4631 Is this your guy from Hinge or should I stop for lunch? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4632 Does he realize it is 20-21?" 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4633 He is gonna tell everyone that we spread the fake stories. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4634 I'm warmed up, Sweetie. Bring on Mr. McEnroe. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4635 Match made in hell point. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4636 Sir Magnus is going to have to wait until we're done. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4637 ............... I call winner! 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4638 We'll have to find another place." 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4639 Act like a damsel in distress, love. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4640 [I don't think this one needs a caption.] 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
4641 Ping, "keep your eyes on the ball" said Pong to Ping! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4642 OK, he'll be here in a few minutes. Let's just show him you're a much better player. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4643 Ugh. Don’t look, here comes your ex. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4644 Here comes that idiot again. Does he still want you to “polish his armor”? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4645 Here comes Killjoy. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4646 Nice try — you’ve used that one before 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4647 You win, you get to marry your knight, but if I win I get to BBQ him. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4648 I told you I had a partner, and yes, he's a dragon slayer. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4649 Grrrr....Tell him if his horse wants to play I'll give it a two-point advantage. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4650 Two out of three then I eat the prince. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
4651 Not even "Prince Charming" can rescue you from my forehand reverse pendulum serve. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4652 Ping pong, really, can’t we just play chess, like Death? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4653 Ah man, here comes ken, he’s always trying to slay me for not wearing a mask 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4654 There will be some fire on this serve. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4655 Here's my serve I call "the maiden well-done". 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
4656 This Medieval Battle is Beginning to Drag On 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4657 Hey George, that's not a legal paddle. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4658 And here we have your Knight in shining karma, which, I might add, is best served hot. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4659 Is Prince Charming at least going to let us finish our game? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4660 Careful, Princess. I’m gonna smoke you! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4661 Please call a let. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
4662 Wouldn't thou know it? We're throuncing this new Olympian game, then he comes along, with some hot, new male sport!" 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4663 Milady, here comes an olde time dragon slayer. After this point, will you instruct him on the new rules? 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
4664 Yeah he’s a ‘knight in shining armor,’ but he’s got a weak backhand. 1.1667 0.06326 66 59 3 4
4665 Ping Pong, King Kong, Ding Dong, Lady, I'm about to bring fire! 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
4666 ‘ Advantage server.’ 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4667 It's too late for him to save you. I got you two out of three rounds. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4668 I think the Uber-eats guy is finally here. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4669 Princess, this point is a matter of life and death 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4670 I guess ping pong diplomacy does have its limits. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4671 20-19, Oh look here comes your Knight.. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4672 Oh, here they come. Always with utterly poor timing. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4673 Quick, pretend like I’m winning. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4674 Oh, here comes that ditsy Sir Leans-a-Lot. He will want to play what he calls Pong-Ping with you. Let him win a game and send him back to that round table gang. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4675 Whenever it's my turn to serve,your husband always tries to distract me. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4676 This is one I like to call "dispatch with extreme prejudice". 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4677 Now here comes the referee in shining armor. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4678 I'm scheduled to play him next. Not to worry... he promised to put the sword down. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4679 Did you say you had a friend staying with you or slaying with you? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4680 Winner of the next set gets to eat the horse! 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4681 Back off! She has to win by two points for it to be official! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4682 Depending on the next point this could be more Grimms’, less Disney. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
4683 Oh, not you again! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4684 Well, look who must’ve overheard me say ‘kill shot’ again. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4685 He’s just in time for the Olympic tryouts for Camelot 2024 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4686 10 to 3. It’s too late for your White Knight to save you! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4687 This rally has me fired up 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4688 While contaplating a marriage, one needs to take into consideration required time with future mother in law. 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
4689 Whomever wins this match has to stop being a bully! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4690 Oh god, I told him him I was going to be away this weekend… 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4691 Fable tennis Olympics: Princess- 1, Dragon-0. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4692 Oh great, your boyfriend is coming… 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4693 I think it's rather your time to serve 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4694 ‘I thought you told him lessons were 90 minutes this week…’ 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4695 Don’t worry, I only date dragons 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4696 Spoiler attack 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4697 Why does he always bring that pointy paddle? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4698 Go claim your man honey, you ain’t comin back from 3-0 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4699 The 1724 Olympics 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4700 10 shillings says he doesn’t think you can win 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4701 „Here we go again…“ 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4702 It’s your boyfriends backhand that’s really worrying me - 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4703 Summer is Coming 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4704 Argghh, best 3 out of 5 - and hurry up, your boyfriend is coming. He ruins all the fun. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4705 Chapter 1: Critical Dragon Theory and the Patriarchy 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4706 I’ve heard of penholder but not lanceholder. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4707 Hmm, should I let her win? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4708 he always shows up uninvited. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4709 When is he going to realize you never lose? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4710 Here goes…one more game before you’re rescued. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4711 I'll win this one and then take on your "Saint" George who hasn't got a chance! 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4712 The horse gets winner. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4713 Winter Wonderland Olympics 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4714 Wait...I'll be there in a minute - I'm on fire here! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4715 George! You are killing me! It is just ping pong,not a crusade.. 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
4716 No for once I want to be the princess and you burn him alive!! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4717 Ugh, I told him I don’t need a wingman, I mean, look at me! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4718 Darn it! Best 2 out of 3? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4719 I'm on my own. He's just Sir Plus. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4720 Just remember, you're the one who said 'fire away'. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4721 Well, there goes my love match." 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4722 If you win, you get him. If I win, I get you both. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4723 Let’s wrap this up quickly. Best of three? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4724 It was 2 out of 3 and no coaching from the sidelines. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4725 Pfft! Here comes Prince Charming. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4726 Yep; another glass ceiling he'll take credit for. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4727 Uggh, these outfits! We definitely have it worse than beach volleyball. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4728 I guess we'll play chess next. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4729 I knew when he beat me last week it would go to his head. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4730 I don't care if your knight has a Genie+ pass, he's not welcome. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4731 It's called ping pong 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4732 Why do you think you need rescuing before I even served? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4733 Game over. Game on. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4734 He's coming for you the next time you burn up the ball. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4735 Best 2-3 for the knight and shiny armor this week. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4736 This is not the table you are looking for 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4737 Don't worry Boris, he can't hurt you. He's from the IOC. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4738 By 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4739 It'll just be 2 weeks 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4740 Is he coming to defeat me or you? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4741 No fair! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4742 (in the distance) I know you fucked her! I know you fucked my wife, Derek! 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4743 I’m about to be saved. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4744 A terrible knight for a good day 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4745 You’re fired! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4746 It’s Knight-tine 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4747 Games over. Your Prince has finally arrived! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4748 The dragon rolled her eyes, Melanie's Toxic Ex had come back. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4749 Tell your knight that chivalry is dead: damsels in distress have their own set of balls in this fairy tale! 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4750 Fantasy Ping-Pong League 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4751 Seriously? We're not talkin' about damsels in distress. We're talkin' about ping-pong, man, ping-pong. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4752 When I shouted, "Damn girl, I'm impressed!" this hot shot knight must have thought, I said, "Damsel's in distress!" 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4753 I thought you said that you’ve played this game before! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4754 Challenge to dragon on his home turf 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4755 Unreal! A knight in shining armor? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4756 Tell him to put away that silly lance and grad a paddle. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4757 Here I am winning and about to serve and soon I will have to deal with that Yo-Yo with a sword. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4758 Didn't he hear the next Olympics dropped swordplay? 1.1642 0.06236 67 60 3 4
4759 Your boyfriend's here! ask him into to the game of ping pong so he won't kill me! plus, you get to stay with me! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4760 Uh-oh. Your boyfriend caught us again. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4761 Don’t think even switching to your boyfriend’s sword-shaped paddle gives you any shot at beating me. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4762 'Deuce' 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4763 He thinks I need rescuing 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4764 He doesn't know that his ball is in my court 😅 1.1642 0.06236 67 60 3 4
4765 ‘Looks like coffee break is over’ 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4766 Here comes your boyfriend, again. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4767 Does he know you’re 5/5 for the matches so far? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4768 Here comes Sir Paddlemuch to save the princess from match point again. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4769 I can’t even play a fun game of ping pong without this jerk showing up. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4770 Before 'Me Too' came along, all I needed was to have a prince kiss me! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4771 I’ve come to slay the dragon, milady!” “Way ahead of you, sir! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4772 After this game, I'm going to have a snack. Want anything? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4773 Finally, a knight from the rectangular table is coming to verify the legality of your paddle. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4774 Surrender, Princess, my backup has arrived. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4775 Best two out of three for your hand in marriage. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4776 fire when ready! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4777 Chill,he's from a later version,I can just tell him you're hot. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4778 Is he rescuing you or bringing the ball back? 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4779 Is that Will Shortz with another dastardly challenge? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4780 You're next Mr. tin can man. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4781 Just remembered, I left the tub running. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4782 better finish this game quick! 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
4783 10-3….I am on FIRE! 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4784 Make up your mind! Either be the Queen or choose a life of unimaginable pleasures with me." 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4785 If I win, can I toss him? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4786 I hope you have a spare racket. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4787 I win, you're mine! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4788 Loser plays Lancelot. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4789 I may forfeit. I hate going against this guy 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4790 Hmm. I can deal with right-handed and over-eager. But - how's his backhand? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4791 Well, you might be beating me now, but your crusader friend is about to be toasted! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4792 So, Drogon, I hear you’re quite annoyed by bells of surrender, too. How do you feel about marshmallow roasts on an epic scale? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4793 Thy foot fault is plain, dragon. Point Milady. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4794 Ahh, here comes your Night in Shining Armor with a paddle of his own. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4795 I'm not worried. You're both about to get SERVED!!! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4796 Donkey’s got winners. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4797 You ready to get smoked? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4798 The Olympics are not done for them 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4799 I hate that conceited brings out the Worst in me 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4800 Your boyfriend isn’t going to help you, remember we dragons come from China. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4801 A little tip: I don't always play by the rules. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4802 Here comes Mr. No Mercy. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4803 My knight in shining armor is coming to help me beat the princess! 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4804 The loser has to tell him he can’t play anymore. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4805 Cheese it! Mr. Right is back! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4806 You might want to stand back with your boyfriend; I like to breathe fire with my serves! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4807 Oh, sure, he's gonna beat me at ping-pong with that ridiculous sword of his! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4808 Just remember, he can't handle anything backspin while wearing that armor! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4809 I'm going to have to leave. Your boyfriend is coming. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4810 That's not a regulation paddle he's waving! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4811 Shall I smite him? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4812 The one I'm serving next might catch you by surprise. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4813 HR did say the office culture perks would help bring the team together. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4814 Oh great! I'm ahead and here he comes. Do you suppose he'll let me close this match out? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4815 Not only I can beat you but, I can also light your cigar 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4816 I liked it better when you were a phoenix and didn't have that silly kinght-chaperon 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4817 If I win, I get to slay, I mean play, the knight in shining armor. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4818 Yonder cometh thy Uber. Play for one more point? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4819 Trying to distract me with boy toy on horse will not work.... this game is Mine!" 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4820 Hold your horse Prince Harry...I got this! (said Megan Markle) 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4821 Oh great, I suppose he's here to take winner. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4822 It’s your serve, Harry. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4823 What are we even playing for? Neither one of us wants that dumb bitch prince 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4824 First George and now the Chinese team? 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4825 You just “forgot to mention” it was a doubles match? 1.1618 0.06148 68 61 3 4
4826 As Lancelot charges in to slay the dragon, Rapunzel sets her feet in pursuit of her own kill and a fairy tale ending to the season. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4827 I thought you wanted to hang out as more than friends, but this feels a lot like work...The guys on r/inceldragonscamelot were right about you. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4828 Bio break! 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4829 Match point. Feeling the distress? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4830 Im telling you,that was in! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4831 Ignore this guy. Just keep playing. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4832 It's best 2 out of 3 - winner gets the Prince!" 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4833 Game point and I get the prince's first kiss. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4834 Damn, here comes the grog pong champion! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4835 Okay, if you get the next point I have to burn the knight. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4836 After I smoke you, I’ll smote your friend!” Terry Shotland, Longmeadow, Ma 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4837 He must’ve heard my serve was fire 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4838 This time, loser has to play him 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4839 When he gets closer I’ll sneeze, make it look like an accident 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4840 If I win, you flame him. Not another knight! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4841 Damn it. Here comes chivalry. But somehow I’m the bad guy? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4842 Invasion! Hurry, finish the play — Kublai Khan is on his way! — said, the hustler to the dragon 🐉 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4843 If this is gentrification I’m all for it 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4844 Here comes that idiot I totally slayed last time. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4845 Ah, yes. This is my epic battle against wokeness. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4846 Don't look now, but Mr. I-Can-Beat-Anybody is back with a new paddle, and he doesn't look happy. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4847 Here comes Mr. Kill Shot. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4848 Dang it, this bro is gonna want to play beer pong instead. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4849 My gosh, he's back again! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4850 Are you sure you want to keep him waiting? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4851 Let’s hurry and finish this game before your knight in shining armor arrives 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
4852 The Dragon Slayer had come to late: the Dragon was already ahead 20-1 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
4853 Game, set...uh oh, your match 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4854 His sword can’t rescue your volley game, Princess. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
4855 And if I win, I get to eat yonder knight. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4856 First to 21 points gets to live. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4857 Two out of three games for the Knight 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4858 One more serve before the knight falls! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4859 George really needs to grant you more autonomy, my dear. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4860 Let's try to finish before I breathe on him." 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
4861 Ixnay on the aving-hay un-fay 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4862 this point is winner takes all the happily ever after 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4863 ‘Did your partner teach you that slice?’ 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4864 You're down 10-2. Nothing can save you now. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4865 Your boyfriend found us. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4866 Do you have an extra paddle? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4867 Does he know I’m actually losing this battle? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4868 Oh, Jesus. Don't look now. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4869 Hey, if you want to watch, come closer! Creep... 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4870 Your Knight in shining armor won’t be able to help you , this is my wining set ! 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4871 You tell me just one more time you've got a hot hand, I'll quit! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4872 Don't look now, but I think the game is over. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4873 Forsooth! I got next. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4874 Now, Egor, just remember not to breathe on the ball! 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4875 Oh no, it's the knight of the round table tennis! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4876 Spoiler alert. I think someone’s coming to disrupt our game. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4877 Hotshot 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4878 Winner gets to eat my Ex. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4879 Great! Here comes Mr. "I've got next game." 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4880 After Game of Thrones wrapped we all had to make our own way. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4881 Ok, last serve...Dad's calling me home. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4882 Chivalry might not be dead, but it's about to be destroyed. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
4883 Let's see who's slaying who. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4884 I have a killer serve, Saint George & Lancelot couldn’t handle it and you think you can 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
4885 This is a modern legend, the dragon is a friendly friend, and the knight in shining armor is the enemy 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4886 This time, I'm going to smoke YOU! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4887 Oh, no! That horse beat me bad at the 2020 Open. 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
4888 Ugh. Here comes the Prince of Topspin. Do we let him play in, or not? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4889 Uh oh, that guy has a wicked chop! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4890 Dang! Here comes mister Party Pooper! 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4891 Now he'll want to rescue you with his killer serve. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4892 Loser has to pretend to be rescued 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4893 One step closer and I bring the heat! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4894 Just call me after an hour and pretend to have broken a wing or something. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4895 Seriously. Sign the pre-nup. Where I'm from they stab you in the heart, cut off your head, and pillage your treasure cave. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4896 He has no invitation to the ball... 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
4897 So then Pete says to me...oh wait, damnit he's back Mary 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4898 Once upong a time… @adri_t_b 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4899 🐉- I thought we were creating our own narrative 👸- he said he’d “rather have rules and be a hero than be a nobody with free will” 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4900 Girl, I’m glad you saw right through his red javelins 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4901 So I won't be heating the house tonight. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4902 The knight from the Tennis Court approaches. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4903 Ummm, let's play some other time 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4904 Ping Pong a game? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4905 Your night in shining armor can’t save you from this kill shot. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4906 I don't care about the knight! Two out of three! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4907 Let's hurry up and finish this game, the knight always takes over! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4908 Your add! 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4909 Desist!!! I’m beating her fair and square! 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4910 I know it's hard, but please resist the temptation to breathe fire on the ping pong ball! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4911 Here he comes again! You know, I could beat him in this game if he didn't use that sword of his as a batten! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4912 Look, even this would have made for a better ending. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4913 Game knight! 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4914 OMG Prin and he's using a golden armor vest with a silver sword, can I just passive fire him, like a lot? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4915 ‘Nah, I’m not really into the silent hero trope. He just puts the K in games night.’ 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4916 I said Ping-Pong night or day ; not ping your knight Sir Pong. 1.1591 0.05333 88 79 4 5
4917 Get it over , now, or it'll be too late! 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4918 I'll let you win IF I can have the guy in the tin can coming to end the game 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4919 The balls in my court, Snow, so let's play double or nothing! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4920 Let me win and I won’t incinerate your clueless boyfriend . 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4921 Here comes dressage 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4922 Your Knight in shining armour can't save you. I beat him last week! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4923 Match point. I'll toast you, then roast him! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4924 Watch out. My serve is fire! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4925 One more game before we go back to the set 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4926 Here comes that guy, George. He plays a game with which I am not familiar. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4927 I'm going to cook him like a pizza bagel if he thinks he's interrupting our game. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4928 Don't forget, if I win you're dumping that Royal pain-in-the-ass, right? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4929 Looks like your white knight is coming, I'm out of here. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4930 I'm sorry I have to stop. St. George needs my virginity ! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4931 Dang it! Here comes Sir "It's Table Tennis Not Ping Pong" to save the day. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4932 Here comes that damn fool on a horse again. He always spoils everything. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4933 Methinks I may slay THEE, fair maiden-- 11 to nothing. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4934 Let's make this match point. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4935 I said this game was DRAGGING, not DRAGON 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4936 If this smug know-it-all tells me one more time that Ping Pong is a registered trademark, I swear I’ll torch his ass! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4937 I lost the game of thrones but I am not letting the ball drop again. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4938 This time if I win, I get the prince and you go back in the castle 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4939 Looks like we ARE playing doubles... 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4940 Yes, it's still deuce, and don't say it. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4941 Oh, the Guardian will have a field day with this. I can see the headline now, "new conservator speared by father with 'knight in shining armor' delusion" 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4942 A pretty good top-spin serve for a quote mythical creature unquote, huh sport? Nine serving two. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4943 P! Oh, our delivery's here! I saw this guy on YouTube that had a method for eating all the meat off the chicken wing. I wanna see if it works on this guy. 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
4944 Let's put this ping pong diplomacy to the test. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4945 Ok. I’m up 13-3 in the final round , and I see the winner from Group B approaching for the gold medal match. Concede now and I promise not to incinerate you. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4946 Okay, last point of the day. Winner plays the Knight. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4947 10-9. Winner gets the prince. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4948 OH, this guy's in for a paddling. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4949 Quick, we need to finish this game! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4950 Oh geez, Lancelot is here to “rescue” you from defeat. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4951 Pay no attention to the knight on yonder hill. Keep your head in the game. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4952 Best two out of three wins the can opener. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4953 2 against 1 would NOT be fair, especially since he doesn't have a regulation size paddle! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4954 Is your boyfriend Chinese? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4955 He was your BFF. I'm going back to our cabin. You tell him. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4956 He claims to be your “champion” and yet here we are 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4957 He's all fired up after that last serve. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4958 Hark, maiden... what shine over yonder hill beaks? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4959 Did he call next game? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4960 I'm an athlete first, I may not hit it off with your mascot 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4961 Here comes another one. What, is he number 15, Love? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4962 Where is my knight in shining armour? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4963 Don’t look now, but the Knight has arrived to wreck yet another good thing. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4964 I don’t play doubles. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4965 You're not very good at this, someday my prince will come. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4966 Now let's see who is the prettiest of them all! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4967 I shall return! 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
4968 A knight in shining armor? Oh, no, it's just a serve. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
4969 He must have bought up all the unicorns already 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4970 Hey! The last point wins, OK? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4971 You’re winning fifteen to three. Why does HE have to show up? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4972 Can you keep your boyfriend out of this and finish it like a man? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4973 Oh God. I bet he thinks he's going to establish democracy too. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4974 Oh look whose here. I already told you. I’m a dragon not a unicorn. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4975 Roll initiate. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
4976 Serve it up, honey! You can’t drag on your fate. 1.1571 0.05980 70 63 3 4
4977 let's finish this before he tries to save me again! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4978 Uh oh, better make this a 15-point game. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4979 Love means nothing to me. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
4980 Game point, pointy head. Then it’s that knight in shining armor’s turn to get his ass kicked. Man, I am on fire right now! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4981 Crap. It's Mankoff, and he'll want next. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4982 Arghhh! Your coach is challenging the last serve. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4983 Oh oh, here comes Sir Killjoy - weren't you supposed to tell him about us! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4984 Why are you suddenly getting so fired up? You’re winning! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4985 What does he look like? He’s a knight in shining armor, Snow - he looks silly and idiotic, like any other self-respecting Lancelot. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4986 All the King's Army and all the King's men won't help you win this point. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4987 They've double-booked us with equestrian again. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4988 I thought we said no ringers. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4989 Oh for Pete's sake! Here he comes again! 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
4990 Game point, and even Sr. Lancelot over there can't save you! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4991 You're almost as good as that Dragon on the Chinese Olympic Team. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4992 This asshole better've not forgot the ranch this time. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
4993 Ugh. Here he comes. Last time I played George he slayed me 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4994 Curses! Knight to Ping-3. Never saw it coming! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4995 Did you leave your cell phone on?" 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4996 I thought you said he wasn't coming until 5? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4997 No, it's still deuce because you have to win by two points—and don't make me come over there. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4998 For the love of… 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4999 Here he comes to save the game.. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5000 I thought this was one against one 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
5001 : “Why do they always insert themselves whenever a dragon or damsel is present? No one is as impressed with himself as a white knight with his own brandished sword!” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5002 We're going to have to table this tennis. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
5003 Well this is a really stupid cartoon. 1.1558 0.05566 77 69 4 4
5004 OK LETS MAKE THIS A QUICKIE ...STORM HEADING OUR WAY. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
5005 Looks like you have a new challenger 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
5006 He's superfluous if you let me win. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
5007 Let's see if Prince Charming will save you now! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5008 First one to Two wins. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5009 I can't. Ask gramps. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
5010 With whom we feel safer is strictly our business. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5011 'I thought you were left-handed.' 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5012 You're four games down. Might as well let him save you this time. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5013 Ugh. Honey, your "pal" is back. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5014 You might think you're winning, but just wait until my Princess gets here! 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
5015 Wait a minute. Are you transgender? 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
5016 That was luck. Two out of three. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5017 It’s a whole new Olympics this year!! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5018 Well, if he's going to play with that pointy thing instead of a regulation paddle, I quit. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5019 When you're living in a Fairy Tale…be careful what you wish for Princess. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5020 Okay, first to eleven. Then I have to get back to work. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5021 Not fair. You’ve got the knight errant on your side. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5022 Oh great, here comes showoff Sir Gallahad to play winner. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5023 I’d say we could play doubles, but he killed all the other dragons. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5024 If I win, I get to marry him. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5025 he’ll be coming around the mountain when he comes 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5026 This guy. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5027 Did you tell your boyfriend he could have winners? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5028 I don't care if he called winner! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5029 Winner gets to date the knight. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5030 Winner takes on knight. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
5031 I asked you for a ping pong night. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5032 oh sheesh it's the D&D guy... 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5033 Oh right, I'm serving game point and you call in your little St.George Prince Charming defense to try to turn things around! That's just so cliché, now isn't it? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5034 Oh, here he comes. So I guess I'll see you after the divorce? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5035 Hey! Don't get jealous, I'm his sister. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5036 Get me outta this movie, will ya? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5037 If you suggest the Paralympics one more time, I swear I'll smite you 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5038 Time to bring the heat! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5039 Wait til we play regular tennis 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5040 Okay, just one more round before showtime… 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5041 is he here to slay or slayyyy 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5042 Game point. Not even he can save you now, Dragon. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5043 Your friend read the wrong book to learn how to serve. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5044 I have PTSD from last time,but this time I have a King Kong bat 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5045 For some reason I cannot blow out candles 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5046 Better hurry up. Remember, you have to win the game by two points 1.1548 0.05219 84 75 5 4
5047 how about the old tail under the table trick 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
5048 He better not interrupt our game. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5049 Do you have both of your slippers? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5050 I'm down 15-17 and I can't WAIT to hear your editorial on this situation... 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5051 Ugh, he just refuses to understand. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
5052 Hi! My name is Bryson. I'll be your server today! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5053 Rematch or it's barbequed Prince Charming! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5054 Last point before I eat you! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5055 About this ref you hired... 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5056 « I see you’re going to be a sore loser. » 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
5057 Hey Brenton hit me with your best shot before Prince Charming arrives 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5058 Damn! Now, Mr. Super-server will want next game. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5059 I'm pretty sure that paddle isn't regulation sized. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5060 The ball is in my court now. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5061 That was a let ball. Hurry do over 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5062 Ugh,he's back. do you know if fairy tales are allowed to end with the prince being burnt to a crisp? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5063 Oh God, this guy again! Tell him two more minutes, it's sucker serve! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5064 Winner gets to kiss a prince. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5065 Good playing, you were really on fire last game. But I bet I can at least smoke him. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5066 Damn! Lancelot found out about us! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5067 I still say the roll-playing was much more animated in the bedroom, when I was Bambi, and you were Walt Disney. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5068 Your boyfriend is really dragon me down. 1.1538 0.05498 78 70 4 4
5069 Can I get a celeb-shot? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5070 Ping pong not your thing? We’ll try pickle ball next. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5071 Hey, no coaching allowed! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5072 Wait! I'm bringing back the ball you lost! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5073 Wow, I think Jerry’s mom’s taking that sports safety a little too seriously… 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5074 If you don’t let me win my gold back, you’re dead. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5075 Okay, here he comes...best of three? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5076 I thought we were playing beer pong?! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5077 I’m out. Sorry there’s no fire in my game #taketimeout 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5078 I’m not falling for that “damsel-in-distress” crap again. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5079 I get it, your dad doesn’t like me. But come on is the get up really necessary? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5080 Loser goes home with him 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5081 : “Game point in the shirts vs. skins tournament” 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5082 Saved by the bell 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5083 Hey Lady, You're only down by three points! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5084 Uh oh. Killjoy is coming back. Should he be busy in with some crusade or somethin’? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5085 - Okay, Dragon, sudden death, whoever wins this point wins! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5086 Only Prince Charming arriving on horseback in the nick of time can bail you out of my ping-pong game lead. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5087 We've told you before, Artie. Get your own table. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5088 If you slay me, Your Highness, George will never forgive you. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5089 That jerk always ruins the game. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5090 I can't believe my eyes, here comes knight do good looking for a rematch- again! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5091 Oh great! Here comes Sir "No-It's-My-Serve"! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5092 Really, Fern, you still haven't told him that you found someone with more marketable skills? 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
5093 Look who's coming. Whack! My point. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5094 You’re not going to smoke me, he’s slower than a booster shot 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5095 Are you kidding me? You’re only down 3 points and you already called him 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5096 I thought you wanted a backhand, not backup. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5097 You told me we were playing singles 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5098 Quick, let me get this last point before Sir Lustalott gets here to save me. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5099 Shoot. Here comes the competition. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5100 I'm not expecting a Win-Win outcome, nor should you. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5101 Shining armor? All I see is a guy with a really stupid looking paddle. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5102 I don't care if he's coming to save you. You don't get to play doubles. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5103 Fair maiden! How much farther apace to the beer pong tournament? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5104 Hurry, make the real beast go away 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5105 And here we are at the final round. Will the winner be the fair princess or the fiery dragon? The white knight’s future hangs in the balance! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5106 And they say we’re too violent to be around people… 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5107 C’mon, bring it,dragon-boy! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5108 I'll bet he wants to play doubles. Better Call Smaug! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5109 What kind of name is Winter for a knight anyway? 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5110 Oh, great, Sir Pongsalot. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5111 I know you said that you were going to get back at me for last week's match, but this is just overkill. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5112 Slay queen 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5113 Game number eight thousand, four hundred and twenty three, you think you’re gonna win this one? 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
5114 Weird that he only shows up when you're losing. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5115 Let’s take a break from providing far-fetched escapist storylines and smash a pong ball real quick, before you have to get back to fulfilling Orientalist fantasies and I have to breathe fire like some liberal’s awful drunk stepdad 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5116 Just need one more for doubles. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5117 Hold up princess, your stalker is back. You know that stupid story you tell everyone about how hot I am. Did you tell him that? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5118 it may be the mushrooms but something shiny is headed towards us 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5119 No, St. George may not be a spectator. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5120 Best out of three games get's to ditch the knight.... 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5121 Here comes your Knight in Shining Armor, and it looks like he’s not bringing his ping pong paddle. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5122 Go ahead Britney, I have a Spears to take care of. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5123 Hand mirrors instead of paddles? That's unsporting... 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5124 this shrek reboots are getting out of hand 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5125 Ping-Pong, Siegfried... Not King-Dong!" 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5126 We must again suspend play, for a white man. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5127 Sir Tardy forgot his paddle again. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5128 Quick hide the ping pong balls up my ass! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5129 Incoming Taliban. Need a ride? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5130 I don't need a knight--I can slay your ping pong game myself. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5131 Ok, how about if I lose, I’ll buy you dinner 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5132 Why does he always show up at match point? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5133 In far off France I heard your call... 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5134 Climate Change. We're coming back Baby! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5135 When he gets here, be sure to tell him I’ve been winning fair and square 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5136 Crap. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5137 Oh look, Romeo came back for another rematch! When will he learn that I am unstoppable... 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5138 Don’t think a doubles partner will save the day! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5139 ‘I mean, he’s just so blah. You could say he puts the K in games night.’ 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5140 Drat! Looks like best of three after all” 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5141 When the princess trains her dragon! Don’t need to be saved 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5142 How long do you think it’ll take him to start explaining how this is supposed to work? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5143 And you're not allowed to eat me if you lose! 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
5144 Really Princess! Game point… so you play the distress card again? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
5145 Oh crap, here comes John Snow. He thinks he owns this table. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
5146 We’ll, how nice of you to bring appetizers! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5147 Match point, fire breather. I'm no damsel in distress. 1.1507 0.05744 73 66 3 4
5148 Looks like your ex wants a rematch - even though he lost in straight sets. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5149 What's that you say? You don't believe in dragons? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5150 Your going down princess. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5151 Do you think he brought his own bat? 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
5152 Oh great!... here comes the Prince again, he always cheats!! 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5153 Wait, I see the Wolt guy 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5154 here come the fuc*boi 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5155 Don't look now, the court jester is on his way to show us his swing 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
5156 On a roll and now this! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5157 How about double or nothing? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5158 Be afraid, Dragon. I can slay you without a knight in shining armor. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5159 A real knight wouldn't resort to firing up his opponent -- he'd just improve his serve. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5160 Too old? Well, he’s over the hill. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5161 Does he know we're just playing beer pong? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5162 You think the Kingdom's Games will go ahead, despite everything? 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
5163 When your knight said he'd use 'Excalibur' in our rematch, I thought that was just a nickname for his best ping-pong paddle. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5164 Unequal Partner" "m.k. subramanian" (Meaning : not of the same measurement, quantity or number as another. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5165 Take it easy and don’t try to emasculate him too! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5166 Make it quick this time; I don’t want to lose our rhythm. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5167 Dragon, killer serve, damsel, word of mouth. I knew some special interest group would get it wrong and pick a fight. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5168 Princess, you have to get off the dating apps. It’s cruel. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5169 That last serve had some heat on it 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5170 So I told him to tell Mario I'm in another castle. He'll be busy for hours" 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5171 Are you saving anyone? Why go save yourself first? 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
5172 We can’t even escape this guy during break time! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5173 Hello Mr. Dragon, what is your name?”“My name is Joe. I think I said I needed to ask your name too. So what is your name?” “My name is Violet. I don’t want that Knight to get you with his sword 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
5174 Blow it...I was just getting fired up! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
5175 You sure you want him girl? I'll eat him if u want. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
5176 Ping Pong Knight 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5177 I’d like to see what Ingmar Bergman would do with this scenario. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5178 OK, next point wins.... 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5179 I knew you had a backhand, but I didn’t know you have a backhand! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5180 Damsel in distress? Honey you're going to be in major distress when you see my backhand. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5181 I wonder which dragon this one will choose 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5182 Oh Sure! Just when I've got math point. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5183 Nothing can save you now! 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
5184 If I make this, we’re ordering pineapple on the pizza. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5185 Let’s wrap this up, something just came up… 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5186 Quick, hide under the table. Here's that TikTok guy again 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5187 Dragons being evil is the narrative that the knights just want you to buy into. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5188 Okay, last serve here comes party pooper ! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5189 I object to these partisan attempts at voter intimidation. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5190 Aw shucks-Looks like he has next game. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5191 They only come when *I'm* winning 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5192 Want to challenge the Knight and his steed to a game of doubles? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5193 Your ride is here, you better beat me now. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5194 Fine, if you beat me I’ll devour the Prince 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5195 Sorry, I’ve only got time for one more point 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5196 Here comes another of those "save us from ourselves" saviors because we don't know better. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5197 Oh, look. Your 2:30 is here. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5198 Oh! Damn! It's Lancelot coming to ruin our game. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5199 Your knight in shinning armor is about to ruin our game night. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5200 I'm going to put some heat on this, your highness. A LOT of heat. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5201 My backhand is better big guy! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5202 Just when it couldn't get more far fetched, along comes Michael Knight on his talking horse. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5203 I'm a Chinese dragon and I have a bat out of hell ... Do you and your French knight really think you can beat me at this game, Serena" 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5204 One more serve,then we gotta scramsel from this mess. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5205 If that's Shrek in the distance, you win! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5206 If you wanted to play doubles,you could have just asked. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5207 You’re gonna be toast, your highness! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5208 Oh, great. Here comes Mister 'I Bring The Fire' again. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5209 Let's just play this one to 5. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5210 If I win, please don't jump over the net 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5211 How does he know it’s match point and you’re in distress? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5212 I'm pretty sure HE thinks he's your boyfriend." 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5213 Did you friend your Ex on FB ? 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
5214 We play for your knight in shining armor. If I win, I engulf him in flames and then eat him. If you win…. Well, we shall not worry about that, because you are NOT going to win! 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
5215 It's the Olympics, pal. No spectators! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5216 Match point and your boyfriend is coming to steal my win?? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5217 Note that I am an undefeated Chinese dragon. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5218 Quick! Pretend you are in distress! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5219 Dramatic music, please. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5220 Quickly, pretend your asleep! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5221 Really? Your knight thinks his broadsword will work better than your remote? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5222 Off the table. Off your hat. Off the fir tree on the left then the pine tree on the right. Nothin 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5223 Of course, he’s bringing the wrong kind of blade 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5224 Ugh. The Prince is trying to save you again. We’ll have to pause the game 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5225 Your prince can’t save you from this backhand serve. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5226 Oh sh*t, it’s your boyfriend. Pretend like you’re having a bad time 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5227 I'll serve, albeit reluctantly. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5228 Can you please tell Lancelot to stay out of this? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5229 Don't expect your knight in shining armor to save you from being massacred either! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5230 Best 2 out of 3 gets the prince. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5231 Oh right! Prince Charming just happens to show up when I'm 4 points down. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5232 OK...best out of five. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5233 Uh oh, I've gotta run - I'll nab you in two days - we can finish the game then. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
5234 I refuse to play doubles, because my partner was killed at your castle last week. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5235 Not this time, Missy, it's game point. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5236 I need you to hit that ball into my hole so I can hurl it at my adversaries. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5237 Is your boyfriend the jealous type? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5238 Can i talk to you about Christ our lord and savior? 1.1471 0.06023 68 62 2 4
5239 Please tell me the ‘Fairy Tale Sanctuary’ isn’t a Fairy Tale. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5240 Loser does the dish’s? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5241 Hark! Covid is on the horizon. With my next shot I’ll take it down. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5242 Oh, great! Here comes Mr. It's-called-table-tennis-not-ping-pong to the rescue. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5243 A bit overblown for a ping pong game, my dear. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5244 Hey! We agreed upon this equipment, but more importantly, females only! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5245 Ping Pong the witch is dead. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5246 Can't handle it on your own? Gotta call a man to back you up? I see how it is, princess. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5247 Listen up, Fluffy. Just because you're losing doesn't mean you're gonna die. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5248 Damn! I never get to finish a game! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5249 Oh man, don't look now but here comes you-know-who. Dude needs to check his 'white knight' complex and take a hint. THE MAIDEN IS FINE, LANCE, SHE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5250 I don’t care who he is. It’s still win by two! 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
5251 I see Dr Nassar is on his way. If you let me win, I’ll fry him before he gets here. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5252 I'd rather settle this your way. Can you send him home? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5253 No knight in shining armor will save you from this serve! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5254 You can have next game but no spikes. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5255 This is a "no win" for me. I either lose to you playing ping pong or get slain by your prince" 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5256 He can join but it will have to be king of the hill, we don’t have enough for doubles. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5257 Screw Canadian doubles, this is winner stays on. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5258 If I win you wash the dishes, if you win I light the fire 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5259 Do we play one more game? Your savior is coming. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5260 Here it comes! Her comes the Knight! 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
5261 I promise I'll go easy on him. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5262 'Your winning, whats this guy for? 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
5263 The thought of him spoiling our game just slays me. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5264 Shall we tell him that you won the first two rounds? 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
5265 Don't worry! We have plenty of games to play under Taliban rule! 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
5266 ‘He he comes, same old Trope’ 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5267 How about a quick game? No rules, no winners. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5268 Dragonslayer won’t help you now 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
5269 You want a piece of me? Come and get it! 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
5270 I bet he brought his own paddle bearer. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5271 Nothing compares, in my book. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5272 Winner gets to choose the wedding theme. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
5273 Please let him be my savior from this embarrassment. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5274 Quick! Double or nothing before he gets here. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5275 Here comes your old boyfriend "riding to the rescue." 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5276 Damn! You wanna take this one? I've about had it with the smoke and smores this week. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5277 Take a breath mint! You're melting all the ping pong balls! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5278 If you serve me one more net ball; I'll slay you. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5279 Uh-oh, Princess, Sir Obsolete is going to try to destroy our hopes for the Olympics. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5280 Doesn’t he have anything better to do? Alright princess, match point. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5281 We need one more for doubles. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5282 Let's make this quick princess. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5283 Oh great! Now we can do doubles! 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5284 Service. 20 to 19. Remember the knight in shining armor thing? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5285 I hate being fodder for another goddamned Bildungsroman 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5286 Your friend certainly has a unique paddle. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5287 Shining armor likely will not work that well in ping pong. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5288 Ping-Pong diplomacy kept the war cold 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5289 I should be allowed to breathe fire then. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5290 You are right! Even his look is toxic. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5291 I said it was singles, not doubles. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5292 I'm up 5-0. A knight on a white steed can't help you. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5293 ‘Dang, looks like we have to play doubles now.’ 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
5294 That's 21! Consider yourself devoured! 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
5295 Looks like Sir Lancelot has winners. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5296 Did he just call dibs? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5297 Drat. It looks like King Arthur has sent Sir George to request a rematch” 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5298 We Need To Do This Quick, They're Coming For Us. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5299 Oh, fuck, is that murderous knight going to fuck up our game? 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
5300 Your Knight In Shining Armor is here…now we can play charades. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5301 Should I tell him to leave 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5302 When did u learn to play so well - did they really have ping pong table back then? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5303 This guy again? He's always interrupting my game! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5304 'Not even a prince in shinning armor can save you from my next serve, I call it dragon's breath." 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5305 This scoring system is positively Medieval. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5306 Next round is firing balls, princess 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5307 Phew, he’s finally here. We’ve really been Drag-in this out. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
5308 Wait, wait, wait my princess! I am coming to save you from this atrocious ping pong match. I have a really good serve. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5309 why's he drawing swords, it's just a sport 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5310 You humans will have to play better than that if you want to slay me at Ping-Pong. … Oh, wait…” 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5311 Urg this moron again. I like the dwarf referee better. He is not so quick to call a penalty. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5312 Your Olympic dream is over now, Princess! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5313 Hold up a minute, valiant steed. She's ahead. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5314 Tricky! You put some olde english on the ball. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5315 He's too late to save you, match point. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5316 I knew you’d play the damsel in distress role! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5317 If you think you can get me to forfeit by threatening to slay me, you’re living in the dark ages. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5318 Tell him "short arms beat shining armor every time." 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5319 Best of three. Loser tells the knight that chivalry is dead. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5320 Instagram versus reality 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5321 He can’t save you now. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
5322 Say the word and I’ll knock this one square into his helmet 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5323 Looks like it's time for you to go home. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5324 Quick, one last game before you’re rescued and I’m slain! 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
5325 When are you going to realize outta your league, man?! 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
5326 She is an animal. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
5327 Oh great, it’s Prince Charming. I hope he brought his own paddle this time. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
5328 The knight says we can't play all night because he's got next. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5329 Oh no, he's coming. I better fire up this game! 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
5330 No damsel in distress here. just a knight with balls of fury 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5331 I suppose he wants winner's! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5332 Oops! He's seen us. I'll breathe fire at you. You play the helpless princess. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
5333 20-love” is the score, nothing more 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5334 Not even this knight can save you. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5335 Games over, I have to go now 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5336 Better hurry! I think your husband has found us out. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5337 Gotta go, next point wins! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5338 Now I see why you've been dragon the game out 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5339 We should have specified that this is a rectangular table. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5340 To the wrong: I’ll fight and defeat you myself! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5341 This could be fun. Here comes the Prince of ‘Dragons Don’t Exist’ 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
5342 It's about time this one showed up 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5343 You win and I'll be your bride. I win and I'll cook you for dinner.☺ 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5344 You’ll have to wait and take on the winner! 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5345 I told you, he is like gum on the bottom of my shoe!!! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5346 Oh, look behind you....SERVICE! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5347 My 11 o'clock is here. Let's spend the last few minutes on your anger issues. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5348 10-9 princess. He’s not in time to save you. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
5349 Don't look now, but here comes Forest Gump. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5350 No, I didn’t say ‘do you want to slay?’ I said ‘do you want to PLAY?’ 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
5351 You sure you didn't tell him where you went? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5352 Galahad's ping pong sucks. I'll play him for you any time! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5353 Oh! Time out. Here comes Rattle-Man-Wonder , wondering where's supper? 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
5354 You will kill him if I won, right? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5355 I told you I don’t play doubles. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5356 Your white knight savior might have a sword, but his game sucks. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5357 Ok, best 9 out of 17. Winner gets to devour Prince what's-his-name. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5358 Oh no, here comes the kibitzer 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5359 Maybe we now play first one to 11 and do not need to win by two? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5360 Drat. Here he comes. Please don’t tell him about that special backspin I thought you.. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5361 Oh, this mother….. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5362 No! The horse must qualify to play- tournament rules here, jocko! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5363 Oh No! Here comes that idiot knight again. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5364 Best two out of three? Loser has to reframe the narrative and dismantle the patriarchy. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
5365 True love beats 40-love everytime. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5366 Oh my, I think he's jealous. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5367 He's renowned for his slice. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5368 I have next! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5369 Is it revenge for losing the last round?” 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5370 I wrote a book , “How to serve people”. Did you ever watch The Twilight Zone ? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5371 For heaven's sake, I ordered this meal 3 months ago.... I can't wait for Uber to exist. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5372 Feeling hungry? Massive appetite? Need a break ? Have a snickers! #dragoneedsakitkat 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5373 Can we try something new for a change, sir? 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
5374 Quick, try to act like you’re having an awful time 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5375 Another white savior 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5376 (for my entry above) 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5377 i’m not in distress, the dragon is!! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5378 Here comes the knight in shining armor. Someone tell him that not every Princess requires rescuing! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5379 Oh great, now there'll be two against one 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5380 Who’s this, a ringer? 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
5381 This Community Service is getting old and that probation officer never leaves me alone, 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
5382 what will the queen B choose? ping pong with the dragon prince or an adventure with the knight in shining armour ! 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
5383 Ugh, Pickleball bro’s are the worst! 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
5384 Six months between the Olympics messes things up. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5385 Hey, Princess, Have you ever felt like you were in a disjointed cartoon that could only be saved by an obscure literary reference? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5386 Last set. You'll have to fix dinner soon. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5387 Here comes that buzzkill again, just when the game's getting good. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5388 I don’t appreciate cheating. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5389 Cool. Princey plays the winner! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5390 Drat! I was just starting to get the hang of this. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5391 Oh yeah? Well, while you've been cavorting around with Sir Lancelot over there, I just placed 4th in the Men's Singles Table Tennis event at the Tokyo Olympics. How do you like them apples? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5392 What did you order for lunch, Dragon? I am starving! 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5393 Please tell him for once and all that Round Table ping ping is just not your thing!!!! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5394 Ugh, ok pretend you’re winning 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5395 Your Prince’s paddle is much too narrow and pointed. He will have no chance to defeat ME. 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
5396 Sorry Repingpongsul, you're not your sister. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5397 Match point! Where's your knight in shining armor now? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5398 I hope he brought the Solo cups. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5399 Some knight in shining armor he is! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5400 are you trying to distract me, or intimidate me? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5401 Sure, I'll play him, but he's going to get burned... 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5402 I don't need to be rescued. Game point. Serve it now, oh Mighty Firebreather! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5403 Match point, my serve. Your only hope of winning is... ah. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5404 I win, you die. You win, you freeze to death. The guy and the horse are dessert either way. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5405 This guy is no fun. Do you want me to send him a warming message? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5406 Short story really. The producers rang and said they were making a show called The Dragon wants a Wife. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5407 If he can't show up with his own paddle I think we need to stop inviting him. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5408 The balls in your court. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5409 Game point Princess, Oh! look... 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5410 OK,two games out of three...he goes to the winner. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5411 Can you put in a good word for me? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5412 I told him to bring a PADDLE, not ride his saddle…more listening, less pillaging 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5413 After this game, wanna play “Dracarys?” 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5414 Another retard in tin foil 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5415 Oh shit here he comes. Do I still have an afterglow? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5416 I see that both of us are about to get poked by that jerk sweatheart. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5417 Ignore him! This be not a Round Table! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5418 Lets stop playing my lunch is here. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5419 Just don't get mad and burn up the ping pong table. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
5420 Love one! 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
5421 And the hills were alive with the sound of..... 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5422 Really, again! Just as I am about to win! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5423 He’s got winner. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5424 Oh look, here he comes again to "rescue" you. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5425 Whoever loses, gets back to Game of Thrones or to the to the 7 dwarfs. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5426 Your Knight in Shining Armor can't save you from my forehand serve. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5427 So much for our game; here comes Sir Mansplainalot. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5428 Oh great, here comes gallant Sir UltraSimp! 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
5429 Wait until he gets a load of this! There is nothing. NOTHING more unnatural in this world than a WOMAN playing ping pong. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5430 If you win this round, I promise I won’t scorch this knight 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5431 Good heavens, can you tell your knight to come back when he’s ready for a more civilized test of skill? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5432 The Starbucks cup WASN’T my fault. I’m the queen of fucking dragons for Christ’s sake” #gameofthrones #GoT #newyorke 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5433 This time he’s playing on your team. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5434 Oh gosh, another one! Dragon, you know what to do 🔥! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5435 These COVID crowd protocols do remove some of the pageantry of this epic match. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5436 Oh great here comes Mr. troublemaker. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5437 20-0 and my serve. Not even price charming can save you 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5438 I had a feeling this game was rigged. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5439 Looks like he is up "you know what" without a paddle. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5440 Hurry up and serve before he tells us we are going back to virtual classes. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5441 I can't get out of my own way, wanna play chess instead? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
5442 He's up the moat without a paddle. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
5443 Take it on the chin, Dragon! Real Princesses don't need no stinking knights in armor! 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
5444 Time out. Are you hungry? My next serve will be . . . lunch. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5445 Tell your boyfriend to wait. It's my serve. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5446 What's with that guy? He's always showing up when we pick up the paddles. How boring. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5447 He also serves? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5448 Get ready for my fireball. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
5449 Watch out for small balls! 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
5450 Well maybe not YOU in your street clothes, but I can beat HIM in HIS. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
5451 Whenever I am about to win there always seems to be an interruption. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5452 Quick! Lie on the table and pretend you are tied up. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
5453 Great, not everyone needs saving 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5454 Hey Princess, you're hot stuff. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5455 Serve it before he asks us to play beer pong! 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5456 Save your efforts! She's a much better slayer than YOU are! 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5457 Oh, sure. Every time you're in trouble, here comes Sir Reginald to save the day. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5458 How Chinese Olympians view competing against the US 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5459 Don't look now, but your ex is behind you. Just try to ignore him. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5460 When your knight gets here, you know that I'm going to slay him. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5461 Tell your knight in shining armor that he needs to play ball to have a fighting chance 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5462 Game point serving knife point... 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5463 He plays winner. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5464 I'd rather be playing with fireballs. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5465 Winner keeps the table 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5466 Oh darn. kist as O was finally winning. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5467 You win. Sorry something just came up, I have to go now. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5468 I mean, he’s cute but my mattress is a tempur-pedic 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
5469 Ugh, another day, another ‘hero’… maybe he can save me this time, you are too good at this Princess! 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5470 Go away, we told you the table's rectangular! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5471 Let's take a lunch break. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5472 I hope he doesn't think he's gonna play with that sword. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5473 Have I proved I 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5474 On second thought, I won't play best 2 out of 3. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5475 Hmmm...Looks like DoorDash is coming! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5476 Here comes George the sore loser. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5477 Ok - you win this point, you’re his bride. I win, I eat him. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5478 It looks like you need to go soon but I think it's match point. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5479 Not part of the bargain, he plays his own best of three. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5480 Okay, be cool. We can’t let him know that we know the horse is a ringer. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5481 Remember when you described your ‘burning love’? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5482 - Grab one more perfect serve before this asshole comes with that “here I come to save you from this terrible dragon, my love” thing! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5483 Tell him I’ll be ready in 5 min 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5484 Princess, I’m done just serving looks. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5485 No one can save you from my fiery forehand drive. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
5486 Looks like you're about to get rescued from this beatdown; 9:1 serving... 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5487 Your "Savior" is back. I'll only play him for you if he uses a paddle this time. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
5488 Darn! It's knight time already? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5489 I guess we never really stood a chance at passing the Bechtel test,did we? 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5490 Remember!, no burning the ball if you make a bad shot. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5491 Your help.won't arrive in time! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5492 No fairs! You have help coming. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5493 I'll bet 2 Dragon eggs against your hat that I can bean that horse right between the eyes. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
5494 Don’t worry. As long as it’s not Forrest Gump in that tin can, I think I can take him. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5495 Games's over-here comes my nemesis 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5496 I shall serve you, my princess, with relish. Well done! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5497 Every time with this guy! I made a point to say ‘Prepare for paddle!’. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
5498 Okay, Big Guy! This is for the Kingdom, and no cheating with that bullying fire breath of yours! 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5499 I remember 10,000,000 years ago when we didn't have any knights in shining armor, damsels in distress, or ping-pong! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5500 Is he back for your or my fire? 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
5501 Ugh.. Him again! Can you hit it hard enough to knock him out please? 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5502 Dragon, When I win, you have to wear the girl hat! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5503 She-valry 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
5504 Looks like your knight-in-shining-armor is coming back. At least one of you humans is able to return. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5505 Here comes that dickhead that always has to win. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5506 Even after he joins us, it's still match point for me. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5507 How bout one more game But, we switch sides 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5508 I get to play the winner!!! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5509 Before he gets here I'm gonna burn you...eleven zip! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5510 That racket doesn't look regulation. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5511 Just when we're starting to have fun, here comes Sir Killjoy! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5512 Sir Lancelot has dibs on next. He has won the Round Table Ping Pong tourney 5 years in a row. So be prepared to lose and die. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5513 Finally, a good use for that ping pong table stashed away in my basement for 19 years. Whoever wins gets you AND the ping pong table. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
5514 Match point. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5515 Whew! I was afraid you were going to beat me. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5516 If you would have let me just set this up in the garage, we wouldn't have to stop playing at knight time 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5517 Duck and cover, Princess... I gotta flame out the tin clad one, again. You're ahead 8-5... my service. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5518 Look at Mr. Muh Freedom over there with his sword. Schmuck. All because you have a sword doesn't mean you can cut the line! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5519 The dragon shuddered as the knight made clear his intent with a daring wave of his paddle. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
5520 Don't look now, but the BF is here to slay the ball. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5521 He gets so jealous when I hang out with dragons. I told him we 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5522 Hey! Dibs on the winner! 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5523 Oh Goody - Mr. all talk and no walk is coming. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5524 The horseman with a sward make sure YOU DON'T PING OR PONG! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5525 No pain, no game” 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5526 Your love life is a long tale....serving 30-Love 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5527 After I win this table tennis match, I’ll show you my fencing skills. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5528 If you say size matters one more time…” 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
5529 I am not having another duel with him. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5530 Just in time to rescue you from my killer forehand. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5531 He still hasn’t figured out you’re more likely to slay me… 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5532 Oh no, not that interloper again, he'll just have to wait his turn... 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5533 We better wrap this up before he gets the wrong idea. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5534 Oh no, did you tell him I beat you? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5535 Of course I will hold my fire breath until I serve! I don’t want to melt anymore balls either!” 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5536 Tell your boyfriend to leave--he's making me nervous! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5537 Just when we were about to pass the Bechdel Test. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5538 13-10 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5539 Where the hell have you been stuck? He probably thinks I have fun losing. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5540 Hit to his backhand... I'm almost there. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5541 Thank God! We can finally play doubles today. Take the horse, I will take Arthur. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5542 Damn you a prince , 1 more point and i’m free 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5543 Make haste, the knight approaches! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5544 You know that bumper sticker I have that says, “Ping Pong til I die?” 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5545 « I won the point princess but this lad, he’ll never get the point. » 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5546 If I win, you won't eat him. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5547 Oh no, not another Tim Tebow comeback. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5548 Looks like your knight in shining armor is here to sub in 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5549 Hand me that Sterno would you? 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5550 Winner takes all, baby! 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5551 I knew we should have played to 11." 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5552 Helluva inside shot, my pretty. Brad Williams, Brooklyn, NY 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
5553 Crap. Here comes Sir Brosuf. He's going to make us play beer pong. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
5554 Winner plays the prince!" 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5555 Tell him the only title you want is IX. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5556 Oh,great! Another interruption. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5557 Wait till you see my flaming serve! 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5558 Sure!! Every time I’m kicking your butt you signal sir Galahad! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5559 I'd rather take my chances with him. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5560 Point. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5561 I’m not so sure his choice of paddle is up to regulation… 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5562 You've got winners! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5563 ... and here comes George, expecting to play the winner. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5564 Trick shot! Watch me bounce this baby off his shiny righteous head 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5565 Oh no. Sir Spinsalot. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5566 This guy never fights fair. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5567 Call it best of five? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5568 Your knight in shining armor is no match for my backhand. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
5569 Why does my kind always have to serve? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5570 Not even a knight in shining armor can save you from losing. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5571 Switch sides? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5572 Oh, look! The prize is on its way. Let's play, the winner takes it all! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5573 No fair! I quit! You cheat! 1.1351 0.05552 74 68 2 4
5574 Oh great! Just when I master the backhand sidespin serve, he shows up. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
5575 I got really good at ping pong in college 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5576 My breath's about to get warmer. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5577 Darn It, Sir “Can’t We Play On A Round Table?” Is Back! 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
5578 Here comes Burnt Weenie and Marshmallow, lunch break. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
5579 Come on! You're a poor loser... 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5580 Best 2 out of 3. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5581 Thine going down! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5582 Not again. You better go to another castle. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5583 If I win, you live and I ride off into the sunset with my knight in shining armor. If you win, he’s going to drive that sword where the sun don’t shine. It’s totally your call amigo. David B Smith Miami Beach, FL 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
5584 I hope he's coming to save me 'cause you've been kicking my ass! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5585 Forfeit, Walkover or Concede - what will it be this time? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5586 Whose serve? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5587 Oh, damn, here we go! I bet this joker is going to want to play winner! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5588 You're going to have to tell him about us sooner or later, Karen." "I feel terrible we're about to use our unborn son as a ploy in this charade. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5589 I know he said he wanted next game, but that paddle doesn’t look regulation 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5590 Forsooth, your boyfriend arrives just in time to save you from my vicious topspin. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5591 Please let me win this time, so I can give him a kiss. Barbeque every night is getting old. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5592 It’s my service sweetie. Tell your knight in shining armor armor to buzz off . 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5593 They rescued you from bowling. Now let them try. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5594 Here comes your husband. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5595 Looks like they are changing the half time show. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5596 Serves Lancelot isn’t going to save you this time! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5597 Beware the oncoming knight plans to challenge the winner and slay the loser. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5598 I’m beginning to suspect Im being ‘Seventh Seal’-ed again. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5599 Hey wait up! Clearly that’s the wrong table!!! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5600 If you wanted to play doubles you should have told me sooner. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5601 P-I-N-G, uh oh. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5602 We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5603 I'll have what she's having 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5604 Sorry pal, dragons before barons 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5605 I know that look. He's going to mansplain how to hold your paddle. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
5606 Last game...your Uber just arrived 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
5607 You think your prince charming's gonna save you now? s 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
5608 hurry!-get back in the castle. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
5609 10 to 9, my dear. He's come too late to save you. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5610 Do you really think that knight of yours' top spin smash can beat my fiery serve? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5611 When her boyfriend returns and you're reminded that you're still in the friend zone. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5612 Quick, Marion, we need to finish the game before the knight comes to rescue me from from another fair maiden! 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5613 Your Knight in Shining Armor has winner. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5614 Is he supposed to intimidate me? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5615 Oh, great! Here comes your doubles partner." 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5616 George is coming this way. I hope he brings his own racket. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5617 Tell him that we haven't finished our round, he will have to change the dinner reservations. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5618 Oh right. Every time I go up three points Sir Ding a Ling shows up. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5619 Well what do know. Here comes Jacky Paper. 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
5620 Sore loser, eh? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5621 Here we go. One more point and he's mine. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5622 Whomever wins this next round gets the knight. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5623 He brought the wrong blade. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5624 omg, if you’re going into #invisibility mode, could you just whisk me back up in my tower first-he won’t notice if you don’t breathe ❤️ 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5625 and then I said to him, you could have used the front door rather than scaling the castle 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5626 Yep, out of the few varieties of mortals left you can still spot some 'conquerors' 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5627 You win, we liberate the kingdom and rule with Jon Snow. I win, we torch everything and watch the fans burn the show runners. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5628 Loser has to prick their finger on the spindle 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5629 Ok, Girly, I'm about to get fired up! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5630 Loser has to wear a bikini bottom and top. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5631 Drat!I was getting ready to finish her off! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5632 He wields a very pointy paddle. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
5633 Hark, your prince arrives with thy Solo cups 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5634 Go get me another, yon knight! This one's a dunce.. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5635 With only two points to go, the Princess' dream of taking the gold from the Chinese representative were literally about to come to an end. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
5636 Are you sure dressing up like a dragon will help me beat the Chinese? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5637 It’s my serve. How would you like the oncoming Knight? I suggest crispy right from the fire. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5638 Loser goes home Winner keeps playing 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5639 The match of a century, both equal opponents, only to be ruined by a prince. Typical. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5640 I call next game! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5641 C'mon, the gig is up, at least play it out 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5642 Does ‘Prince Charming’ know we’re playing best out of 3? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5643 It’s that f-ing knight your father sent to rescue you. He’s back….. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5644 I'm ahead 15 to 6. If that guy tries to interrupt this game he'll be toast. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5645 Your ex has a serious hero complex 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5646 Don't tell me how not to dress! How archaic!! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5647 Who needs a prince charming? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5648 If he had a paddle, that would scare me. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5649 Doesn't he know it's best two out of three? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5650 O no! Here comes the guy with the wrong paddle. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5651 Just because I'm winning, you have to call for help. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5652 I’d be doing better if the background wasn’t white. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5653 Over yonder hill, comes some lost left over cast member from Game of Thrones.Can't we have some peace, my love." 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5654 Your valiant prince has come too late! I ... um ... promised the next game to Grumpy. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5655 Ok, last round. The winner gets to be the damsel. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5656 He may not be much of a kisser, but he has a heck of a kill-shot. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5657 Sometimes, it just feels good to be someplace else… 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5658 Not my idea of a serving table 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5659 Looks like we just failed the Bechdal test 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5660 That guy wants "next." 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5661 Ugh, don't these princes know that we can't play with an odd number? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5662 This f***ing guy! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5663 The princess who saved herself 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5664 Game point! No referee needed. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5665 Winner of this volley gets to slay the knight 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5666 My serve . . . His outfit isn’t fireproof. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5667 Do We have to let him play? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5668 What fresh hell is this? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5669 Here comes Lancelot. Soon to be up a creek without a paddle 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5670 Oh, sure — just when I was about to finally beat you. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5671 Let's make it two outta' three?" 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5672 goddammit 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5673 I'm sorry but the linesman says the ball was out. See, the sword is up. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
5674 You’re too late to slay me, St. George – she’s kicking my ass here. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5675 No fair melting the table with your fire-breath. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5676 I’ll know it’s you by your spin serve. Then I’ll try to help you change back, but first you’ll have to get rid of the annoying guy on the horse! 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5677 Winner takes the castle, loser takes this chump. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5678 My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble (Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back) 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5679 This game of ping pong game has a fairy tale ending 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5680 Oh boy, how am I going to explain this to my wife ! 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5681 Sorry kid, gotta fly...and a bit if advice...look up Stockholm Syndrome. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5682 There comes the bratty spoilsport again! What do you see in this guy? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5683 I don't vare if he's your Knight. I don't play rigged games. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5684 Oh, god, here comes intrepid-boy. Two out of three for who gets to blow him off. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5685 Grrr... I just started to finally relax, and now vacation's over. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5686 Hey lady - when you said you were gonna slay me, you really meant it! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5687 Bring it on Dragon breath! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5688 ‘Let’s see if this one wants to referee’ 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5689 First one to get three gets to smoke the prince 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5690 (knight) "I got winners!' " 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5691 You would think one loss a knight would be enough. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5692 You picked ping pong because you THINK you have mastered topspin? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5693 Time to do paddle. Knight's looming. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5694 Wait your turn, Cowboy. It's best two-out-of-three! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5695 No fair . . . You brought your boy friend! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5696 Let's play a quick game to 2. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5697 jmechley "A knight? This is ping pong, not chess. I guess that princess hat is actually a dunce cap. *sigh* Eleven serving three." 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5698 If you win, you can have the Prince. If I win, he comes back with me to The Firm. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5699 Your knight in shining armor has come to play doubles with his mighty steed. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5700 Our new maiden game program has left a lot of shining armor guys under employed and frustrated. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5701 Date night with boo. Shadi Kafi, Denver CO 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5702 I don't like your ball fetcher's attitude. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5703 She's down three points, but I wouldn't exactly call her a damsel in distress. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5704 I don't know how else to tell him. No one likes Around-the-World with three people. Either he finds a doubles partner, or he's not playing. Am I off base here? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5705 Lance! I'm not playing King Kong on Sundays!" 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5706 It looks like Saint George is sore about losing that last game. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5707 Uh-oh, Guinevere - looks like King Arthur thinks you slipped off for another "Lancelot" situation. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5708 Why does this remind me of #f.r.i.e.n.d.s ? Mike and Monica playing TT and when Monica broke her hand and still would not forfeit, Chandler offered to take her position and ended up winning it for her... 😃 By the way my caption would be "Could this be an inspired comic based on F.R.I.E.N.D.S?" 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5709 Darling, if I'd known we were having company I would have picked croquet. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5710 If I win he has to rescue you from the castle right? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5711 No, not a doubles partner! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5712 Hey, you were a handsome prince just a minute ago. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5713 Watch out, he's ambidextrous. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5714 If he's mad about me taking you then he's gonna be really mad about us trading in the Round Table 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5715 I think I’ll be leaving after this serve. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5716 OK. Fine. Nice. but is he Woke and can he get a ball over the net? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5717 Drat. He always appears when it's 18-20 and my serve. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5718 Oops, park ranger on the horizon. Act normally and don’t turn around. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5719 Your décolletage is distracting. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5720 Keep Calm and "The Princess Saves Herself in This One" 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5721 Quick! One last round coz his coming. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5722 He's got a way of showing up only when we're in deuce... 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5723 Winner gets to slay that knight. 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
5724 Loser has to marry that guy on the horse. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5725 Me too makes me invincible! 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5726 With a backhand like hers, she doesn’t need saving! 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
5727 Ha, your shining knight thinks he can beat me at ping pong. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
5728 Eleven serving … oh come on! When are you going to tell him? Oh well, look distressed. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5729 It's 20 - 20. And here comes the tiebreaker! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5730 Guess he wants winner. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5731 Ponder, another tie score and yonder, another suitor. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5732 We're going to need a fourth. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5733 Oh no! Hide your purse. Here come the Olympic champs, straight off the Tokyo horse boat. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5734 Dragon: Winner gets the schlub. Princess: I’m not hungry. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5735 Dunce caps don't spook me! 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5736 Damnit Becca that guy is back. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5737 It's "TABLE TENNIS" Goddamnit! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5738 If you don’t win this point I get to toast your shinning knight ! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5739 Don’t fire until you see the whites of my eyes 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5740 I shouldn’t have agreed to best of three! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5741 Despite the spell still not broken, I guess you didn't tell him you're pregnant, huh, Belle? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5742 Oh you want to go all Games of Thrones with this? It won’t end well. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5743 My sweetie is but a league away. Let's do doubles. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5744 Forsooth, one more drop shot and my fire breath will extinguish you both ! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5745 Just a reminder, there are no substitutions in ping pong. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5746 Hurry up, let's finish the game , and don't let that guy on the hill make you nervous or intimidate you. Just show me what you got!!! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5747 Get ready to get burned. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5748 Next point wins Princess! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5749 Quick! Hop on my back and "Come Fly With Me!" 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5750 Oops, sorry babe! Here comes my 2 o'clock. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5751 It's 10-5, my serve. This game is going to end at 11! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5752 Ping pong, ping pong, ping ping, ping... 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5753 This is definitely against house rules. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5754 Can we hit for initiative? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5755 It’s too late for you and your white horse 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5756 Princess! Wait! I’m here to explain the game of ping pong to you! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5757 Put a little heat on it hunny 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5758 ...do you think he checked the pool table first? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5759 Besides your love for me he also doesn't know he's playing with fire. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5760 Oh, that's just wonderful. The White Knight and his steed--and right when I'm at set point, too. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5761 I told you he wouldn't bring a doubles partner. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5762 Really, your honor is at stake over one ping pong game? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5763 It appears you have adopted the "Knight in Shining Armor" style. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5764 all white knight is so last season 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5765 Princess, can you please tell your ride to wait until the game is over? I was just getting into the swing of it! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5766 I shouldn’t have listened to you—the rec room did need to be inside the tower 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5767 Wait until he finds out you're ahead 20 to 1 and my name is Mindy. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5768 Here comes George! Good backhand, lousy serve! 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5769 Carl,you sunovabitch 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
5770 No,your friend George doesn't get to challenge me. Our game is the sudden-death tournament final. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5771 Winds of Winter final cut 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5772 How many times before that minor leaguer he takes a hint? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5773 You want to tell him my threat to scorch you at this match was figurative or should I? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5774 Stop asking me if I know the official tournament rules... I don't ask you if you know how to shoot fire from your nose. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5775 Winner eats the horseman. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5776 Excalibur? How inappropriate! . 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5777 Wow, that horse really wants our ball. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5778 What do you know? Your knight in shining armor is returning for a rematch." 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5779 We better wrap it up, my fencing class starts in 5 minutes 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5780 I think we've got time for one more quickie before that guy busts up our beautiful game. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5781 He can’t believe we’re playing ping-pong in the snow. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5782 Headline! Dragon & Princess Ping pong duo take Paris 2024 By fiery breath and a Kiss! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5783 We can ping and pong, while he slays at windmills. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5784 Last point wins. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5785 Okay, but no fire this time... 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5786 Need a little help, don't we dearie. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5787 He lost you. Couldn’t you let him win a game? 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
5788 He doesn't even have a chance with my fire spin serve. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5789 Here he comes again! Just tell him how bad he is at table tennis! Just please don’t let him breath on you!! 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5790 Ah, the ultimate mixed doubles! Did he bring their paddles? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5791 Your dragon my heart around and this point will not be lost on you knight! 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
5792 OK…serving right then good (k)night. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5793 Oh great! Just when I'm about to win, he shows up to save the day. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5794 Don't worry, my love! I've come to mansplain table tennis. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5795 No pinch hitters. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5796 Looks like this new opponent is gonna be a game changer. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5797 Best 2 out of 3 gets to eat the prince. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5798 He was meant to stay in the dungeon” #dungeonsanddragon 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5799 Once upon a time, a straight man had to compensate for his tiny sword. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5800 OK, this point determines who gets to eat the next guy who comes to rescue you. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5801 No man is needed. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5802 Steve drank too much again 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
5803 Princess, did you forget to tell the prince to wait until after the game - again? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5804 Another game Mediasauraus, best out of 3" ... Harry hurried but "Megan Markle shot last dinosaur to walk the earth" had gone viral 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
5805 Here comes Mr. "Can't play ping pong without my armor." 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
5806 I live to serve. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5807 The white night no longer exists; you lose. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5808 If you leave with this guy, you'll be forfeiting a lot more than this game. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5809 I see your 'knight' in shining armor is arriving back early. It's barely daybreak. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5810 Is he here for round 2? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5811 No, I don't want to play doubles with your knight friend; he can play winners. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5812 Zhang yining vs Ai Fukuhara 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5813 You let me win this game or he's toast !! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5814 Here comes another sore loser. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5815 Uh-oh, are you about to concede? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5816 'No thanks, Dude, I'm good'. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5817 The knight in shining armour can't save you today 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5818 Last game. Your annoying boyfriend is back. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5819 I hear he has a deadly overhand. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5820 OMG! I have to beat you before my relief paddler gets here!!! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5821 21 love..I win”. You blew too hard against the net 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5822 How about we make it a draw! 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5823 Two out of three - winner takes all! 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5824 If we play mixed doubles do you want the knight or the horse on your team? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5825 Game, set and whaddaya know, Renaissance Uber Eats is here. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5826 Match point! No time for a tie-breaker. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5827 I hope this game is more fun than the Game of Thrones. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5828 Should I blow him out of the picture? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5829 What a wonderful FairyTail Knight! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5830 Quarantine day 647383 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5831 I got you now... 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5832 Just wait till you see who's coming to help me. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5833 I'm afraid I'm out of my league. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5834 Unbelievable. One extra rest break, the suits send for the axeman. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5835 You can make the soup by yourself, Arthur! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5836 I've got next! 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5837 Ha! You're down 10-0 and not even that guy can save you! 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5838 Hey! I got next. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5839 And once again, I will have to inform your boyfriend that it is table tennis, not ping pong. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5840 Don't worry, he's just a knight in stainless steel.' 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5841 Ok, if you win this round I'll use my hoard for something else besides space dicks. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5842 If you call this ping pong one more time I swear I will eat your boyfriend! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5843 I’ll put some English on the next one 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5844 Tie score - you gotta win by two! 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5845 We can either battle to the death or play round robin. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5846 You do know what they say about letting the fire breathing dragon win. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5847 Ok one more round and then you have to go back to terrifying me. Deal? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5848 Gimme a couple secs. Here comes another knight on his Fools Errand. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5849 No one can save you from this shutout now, Princess. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5850 Yea Gods, it's Sir Toxic Masculinity come to spoil my serve! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5851 You guessed it Princess Aurora. Yet another knight in shining armour coming to play winner. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5852 Ye gods! Here comes Sir ‘I Will Slay You THIS Time’ George for another 11-0 drubbing! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5853 Looks like your doubles partner has arrived 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5854 I am not in distress! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5855 Which Reminds me, here comes Ding Dong! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5856 I promised mother I would be home before nighttime! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5857 I hear he slays at ping pong. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5858 Now we need the fourth player 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5859 I’ll bet my sword that she beats you again 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5860 2 out of 3 keeps the castle, 3 out of 4 determines Prince or mince 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5861 Ugh god he’s coming back. Should I just tell him that feudal doesn’t work for you? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5862 I’ve GalaHAD it with him leaving his paddle at home… 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5863 Princess to dragon, “I can do this all day!” 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5864 Thanks for bringing your friends. I can see that I'm going to have a wonderful supper! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5865 There he comes. Don’t you need to go back to your bed? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5866 I’m about to skunk you, and you send for your knight in shining armor to save you? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5867 Let's play Dragon's Lair next 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5868 After my Slammin' Dragon serve you'll need another funny hat, sweetie! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5869 One strong serve, a long fiery breath, and the game is mine! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5870 Okay, don’t turn around. He’s coming this way.” “Damn it. Is he wearing that ugly suit again? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5871 If I win, I get to eat him. If you win, you get to eat him. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5872 Match point 😜,my knight in shining armour😂 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5873 Looks like I gotta bounce. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5874 He’s gotta slap your hand to tag in and my flaming breath is a good deal longer than your two arms. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
5875 Okay! I won't eat the prince. Wanna try for two our of three? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5876 Lazy humans,can 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
5877 Hot humanoid and no asteroid...but no eats! With luck, be back soon. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5878 I beat all of the Olympic Chinese players so you might defer playing me! 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5879 Here comes the knight to kidnap you 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5880 Oh great,here comes the spoilsport. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5881 Finally he's coming, now get into position. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5882 What are the house rules we are playing by today,your highness? 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5883 We better hurry up. Looks like there is trouble coming. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5884 Can you come back later? It’s all tied up and winner buys lunch. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5885 Why does he have to show up every time I get ahead? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5886 This will have to be the last match. I've got a date to play Dragonslayer. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5887 Best of three. Charming’s got winners. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5888 Ga-nip-you-knock attracts clippity-cloppers every time." 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5889 I said I wanted to compete with King Kong,not Ping Pong! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5890 I'll roast him if he tries his topspin serve again. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5891 The loser will have to melt the snow and ice! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5892 Do you think he'd be up for playing the version where we all run around the table? 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
5893 He always shows up when I'm ahead. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5894 He can wait his turn to beat you. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5895 oh shit here comes the taliban 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5896 Oh, is this a doubles match? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5897 30 - love - courtly love. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
5898 Okay, who ever wins gets to torture of the knight forever. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
5899 What's a whitewalker look like again? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5900 Either way the guy on the horse is has a chance of getting eaten by the winner 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5901 The ROC shouldn’t be allowed to complete in the first place. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5902 I said it was your serve not "at your service" 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5903 Finally! It appears, that the referee likes to come. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5904 Just so you know I won’t play two against one ping pong 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5905 Ugh, looks like we’re getting ‘rescued’ again. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5906 Is he Chinese? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5907 Uh Oh. This guy's gonna knock me off my game. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5908 Quick, serve, before Gump gets here. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5909 One more like that and I’m outta here! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5910 Why’d you have to invite him to Table Tennis Tuesdays? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5911 - Stay away! Are you jabbed? - I'm masked up and boostered 😂 @johhny695 @martin_okol_ @fraumariya2372 @kknopass 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
5912 Is that war nut with you? Well I’m not teaching him any ping pong. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5913 Oooh, now I understand: you let the heir down 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5914 Game point—whoa, here comes the knight! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5915 Just a slight bit of confusion at the Set Designer level! 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
5916 My next opponent is even meaner than you. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5917 Ping vs Kong 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5918 Hay, fella. Look at me! 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
5919 This clown again? That suit of armor is so restrictive, he hasn't scored a point in two years. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5920 Welcome to the 1135 summer olympic table tennis gold metal match. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5921 Why is that Night coming to your rescue, you're up 3 sets to Nil! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5922 Illegal paddle. I’ll let you tell him. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5923 A dragon, a princess and a knight play table tennis. Who wins? The ref. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5924 Loser marries Sir Dumb Ass. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5925 Ok, I’ll give you back to this knight dude if you win. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5926 Game,set and your match 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5927 'Does he know that the winner takes the horse?' 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
5928 You better hope he can save you from my killer backspin. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5929 This game is really starting to drag-on, but here comes your husband to the rescue. Do me a favor, let me play him. He really slays… at table tennis. 1.1176 0.05354 68 63 2 3
5930 Ok mouthbreather. If I win, you’ll get vaccinated. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5931 Great. Along comes Sir Buzzkill. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5932 If he convinced them that sword fighting should be an Olympic sport, I’m going to throw up. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
5933 -I'm playing this round to bring back your Prince Charming! -No,thanks! 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5934 If I win I get to eat the guy 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5935 Come on, serve, Dragon. The score is still love one and all. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5936 Dang, I forgot you were a captive. Boredom triumphs over medieval violence. Think the prince will join us for a game of cards? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
5937 I’m going to beat the both of you and then i’m going to have you over for dinner 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5938 Geez...here comes your loser boyfriend. Does he play?' 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5939 Great, here comes another one. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5940 What does ‘love’ mean? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5941 Running short on arms, were you? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5942 I can toast him, roast him, or smoke him at this distance and, like magic, those pesky dishes piled up in the sink and the laundry can be put off until tomorrow. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5943 If I win, you serve him with a restraining order. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5944 Better watch out. He is an Olympic medalist. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5945 What I'm serving next will be a little awkward. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5946 It takes more than good ping pong. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5947 Quick, pretend like I was sleeping 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5948 He may be able to save you at chess, but at ping pong he’s got bubkes. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5949 ''Sportingly playing with heredity patriachy rules!!'' ❤️ 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5950 Oh great. It's finally my serve and prince charming shows up. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5951 We're just playing for fun, right? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5952 Let's make this fast I have another person to kill 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5953 For this princess, I challenge you to a match … of ping pong! 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5954 OH! Here's that olde knight now to save you, hope he's bought refreshments, I'm parched" 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5955 Watch out. A white knight is coming to steal your fire. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5956 Do you think that guy should get the winner? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5957 Hey Dragon, you better serve soon, knight is coming. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5958 NOW who’s the fairest one of all! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5959 That knight is up a creek without a paddle. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5960 Next point dies. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5961 No, you can't play against him instead. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5962 Looks like break’s over. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5963 Game of thrones table tennis 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5964 Did he miss the Olympics too from Covid? 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
5965 The castle is under renovations, please come back later for your grand entrance. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5966 Princess: didn't you learn anything from the Olympic coverage? You are supposed to apologize if you score on an "Edge or a "Net" ball !! 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5967 Tell that guy to get lost--you're beating the hell out of me every game so far. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5968 Well princess, if I win, I eat your boyfriend. If you win, he eats you.” 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5969 No fair! Your opposable thumbs will always prevail in a 'trial by battle' in ping pong! 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
5970 Girl, why Prince Charming always trifling? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5971 Whoever loses has to go with the prince. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5972 Dragon - OK, 1 to 10. You are playing like you’re under some kind of spell or something, but I predict it's coming to an end. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5973 Do you know Forrest Gump? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5974 Too bad, you’re out of time outs. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
5975 I am telling you, men are trash. Let’s just keep playing. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5976 Breathe all the fire you want. By the end of this match, you'll know what Girl Power means. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5977 A knight in shinging armour? You need a knight in serving armour to win this match. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5978 Being of the fairer sex, Claire realized she would never be of legend regardless of the outcome of the match. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5979 Point. I won. Finally! 1.1143 0.05205 70 65 2 3
5980 Oh sure, you're down three points and and look who comes riding in,your knight in shining armor...how cliche. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5981 Honestly honey I don't know what you see in Carl he's such a fucking loser...oh hey Carl! Yeah there's some White Claws in the fridge help yourself...but yeah honey he's a bitch-ass bitch. The dick can't be that good. I mean seriously. Is it? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5982 Damn! Just when I was ahead: Knightime's here! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5983 ugh, sorry, hold on, i gotta fuck this dude up 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5984 Match point and I 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5985 No, you can’t steal her for a second. You already got a rose. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5986 Faster! This game is beginning to drag on forever. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5987 Best of three, no fireballs, and no flying over the net. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5988 Nuts, he has to show up when I’m a head. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5989 Hurry, next point wins! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5990 Is that not your dragon slayer riding this way? Your not-so Prince Charming killed my brother. Do call him over my Lady, so I might grab us an extra pair of ping pong balls. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5991 The princess saves herself in this one. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5992 Better let me win or Prince Charming will become Prince Harming 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5993 You know I can breath fire………right? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
5994 I'm not called Ping Pong for nothing 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5995 I need to warm up for my match against Prince Charming. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5996 Inconceivable! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5997 Oh Christ! He's Back Again!... 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5998 I think it's time for me to put on my burka. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5999 You dark knight is coming to save you from winning over me yet again 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6000 Match point! Do you stand by your wager? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6001 Aw Geez... and I was 15 points ahead! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6002 Thanks, but you should see the way I serve barbecue. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6003 my boyfriend's coming he was an ice-age champ 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6004 He's at your service but you got served ma lady. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6005 You're too late, St. George—she's already slayed me twice. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6006 Damn it, there comes my ex! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6007 Seven to zero’s a skunk. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6008 I can’t believe HBO greenlit my Game of Thrones spin-off 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6009 He won’t make you happy 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6010 He always gets jealous during hot dragon summer 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6011 Let's call it a draw. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6012 Crap, here comes Pong. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6013 Listen Guinevere dear...I won't tolerate any more cheating from this Percival guy...OK? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6014 Oh great. Here comes Bob from accounting. Who let him into the VR Break room? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6015 Are you sure he's coming for next? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6016 Ugh, your boyfriend's picking you up early. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6017 Aha! Sir Gawain has arrived. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6018 Not even your Knight can save you from this but kicking! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6019 Not now, I'm about to win. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6020 At last....some more balls are arriving! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6021 Oh no, here comes Prince Killjoy 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
6022 Oh, Oh. Either taking you to the ball, or taking the ball. Either way, it's over, Princess. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
6023 Spoil Sport! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6024 It’s that knight in white satin again! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6025 I hope he remembers were at the renaissance faire before he does something stupid...every time we come here it seems I have to torch him. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6026 The knight's come back again with another sword and not a paddle. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
6027 I had better win! You don’t want to contribute to more hydrocarbons in the air when I incinerate the ball… and yon knight. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
6028 You're going down! Florin always takes gold! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6029 Okay, two out of three...But hurry, I see trouble on the horizon. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6030 The dragon's drop shot was on fire. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6031 I object to those last minute qualified guys of yours. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6032 Oh great, here comes your ringer 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6033 Uh oh, looks like Sir Lancelot wants to play next up. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6034 Here comes your doubles partner 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6035 Oh, here comes that annoying Prince the party pooper. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6036 Have you ever read “Do Muslim Women Need Saving?” by Lila Abu-Lughod? Great article; really situates this moment historically and sociopolitically, you know? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6037 Here comes a streaker in shining armor." 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6038 The Kind of relationship with a lot of back and forth. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
6039 I think he's got the winner. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6040 Come on,we just wanted to have a peaceful ping pong game! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6041 Let’s play to eleven. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6042 Looks like the "knight" is coming. We might wanna end the match soon. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
6043 Loser has to wear the paper bag 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
6044 'Found it! Let's do this!' 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6045 Thank you and welcome to the Paris 2024 Olympic Games. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6046 Best 3 outta 5, winner takes all the kingdom 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
6047 Ok one last Volley before I toast his pants off… 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
6048 These people understand very well that a revolution means a new situation. Revolution means that the abuses and excesses of the violent, reactionary and disruptive minority has to be crushed so that a majority interest can prevail. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
6049 In fantasy ping pong you don't get to call a friend. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
6050 You can tell your St. George I'm here to play not to slay. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6051 Sorry, I don't have a doubles partner! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6052 Hmm, that horse looks tasty. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6053 Ok Princess. Last game. Your knight in the shining armor is getting antsy. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6054 Here comes Lord Back-Hand Super Slam! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6055 Even the Trinity won't help you win! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6056 Last time we fought over badminton. This guy don't know how to lose. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6057 Oh, great, here comes Richard-the-I've-got-a-big-sword again. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6058 He needs to move on, he's just embarrassing himself now 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6059 I was told I had to save the Old Lady from a Bear... 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6060 Another 2021 SETBACK: Equality Ping Pong invaded by Chivalry Variant 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6061 Hey buddy, you can wave that around all you like, but it's strictly 'winner stays on'. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6062 I said, ‘show me your tits!’ 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6063 Another knight in shining armor comes to "defeat the dragon"... he's got next game. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
6064 I’m really Forest Gump and Your Ass is Mine 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6065 Time to DTR, Princess. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6066 I win you kill the knight, you win, I’ll pretend to love him and make him a man 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6067 Skyrim is overrated. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
6068 Women sports already have less spectator, we don't need that now... 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6069 Hurry up Larry, or I’ll be rescued from ping-pong Tuesdays again… 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6070 Here comes Mister Sore Loser again! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6071 Let ME win,and I'll let your knight in shining armor save YOU!! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6072 He still thinks he can beateth me with a sword?" "Yeah. He's an idiot. Hurry up and serve so I can whippeth your archaic scaleless tail one last time. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6073 I left my night and shining armor for you! Well,what 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6074 Yonder rides a feast for a fire breathing dragon. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6075 I think he misunderstood again your dress 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6076 Winner is coming… 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
6077 Here comes Gorgeous George to the rescue. I don't suppose you'd want me to fry him so ... Should I ping him or pong him? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
6078 Remember, you have to toss the ball with your palm at least five inches 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
6079 Spoiler alert...It's that idiot Lancelot, again! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6080 Who told you that gown was fireproof? Ha! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6081 Oh look, your boyfriend is coming to save you again. I hope he brought a paddle. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6082 Let’s play next point wins. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6083 Does that guy have the balls or is he just spectating? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6084 I’d give you the balls, but then I’d spill the beans about my identity. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6085 Okay, I’ll spot you 10 points 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6086 Someone liked you! Click to find out who liked you. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6087 Get ready to here some explanations on imperial rules and techniques. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6088 With lover boy I lose if I win. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6089 Do you always have to be a sore loser? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6090 Play to win. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6091 Do you believe Don Quixote there thinks that he can stop this ping pong game with his crazy gesticulations? 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
6092 Let's make this the last game. Your boyfriend is coming to pick you up. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6093 No one is going to save you. Ten zip; service! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6094 Can your dad give me a ride home? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6095 Dracari. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6096 Alright let’s wrap this up, my Uber is almost here 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6097 Don’t look now, but your husband is heading straight for us. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6098 Roberta, your prince has a mighty case of FOMO again", said the Dragon. "Oh, mighty knighty, he can wait. One more, let's go. I wore my flat shoes for this! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6099 I have come to the rescue! Wait, are they friends? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6100 Either play, Dragon, or the slay is on the way. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
6101 To 21 or until you piss me off? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6102 Oh rats, that George guy plays a vicious game of ping pong -- with his spear. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6103 Uh... did you specify that it was a *ping pong* battle for your heart? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6104 I know you're losing, but you can't pull the damsel in distress card playing Ping Pong. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
6105 There won’t be a knight in shining armor. Just count on your forehand. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6106 Spin serve!!! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6107 Ok, winner plays the knight. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6108 Now ball is on your court Princess 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6109 Two against one in table tennis seems a little unfair. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6110 Halt!! I play the winner. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6111 Is this the backhanded spin on my kill shot? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6112 Hurry up Ping, Pong is coming! 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
6113 Look who is coming, 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6114 30 - love. Chivalry's got nothing to do with it. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6115 HURRY, SAINT GEORGE IS COMING. HE SLAYS ME. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6116 Your knight in shining armor's here. You gonna quit on me before I kick your ass? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6117 If I win I lose, and if I lose I lose. What do I get if we tie? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6118 After I beat her ass, I am going to beat yours. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6119 There is no coaching allowed in table tennis. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6120 Last time table tennis' Olympic gold medalist originated from Europe. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6121 For the record, I’m a Chinese dragon 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6122 Oh dear, here comes the prince. Playing with him would be a lot more fun if he would just use a paddle instead of insisting on ping-ponging with a sword. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6123 He will not save you from losing this game. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6124 This will have to be match point !!! 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
6125 Life is short 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6126 We're both just playing with time. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6127 Oh look, that guy from your Twitter mentions is here. Medium rare? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6128 Match point. Winner gets to kill the intruder. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6129 Bet I can get him right in his can face 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
6130 Hey, are you sure your “prince” over there is cut out for a tech startup? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6131 Yas Queen! Slay! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6132 Stop stalling Dragon. He can't save you. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6133 Our pizza delivery is here and I just hope you like Super-extra Fiery Vegetarian. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
6134 Why weren't Dinosauria admitted into the Olympics? I'm so good I would have won a medal. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6135 Quick let’s finish before you know who gets here and asks to play winner. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6136 He can’t help you, the paddle is mightier than the sword. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
6137 Just tell him you're all tied up. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
6138 Oh, great. Here comes your night in saving honor. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6139 You can always teach an old buzzard new tricks! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6140 Look Princess, I don't care what he SAYS he's going to do. If he can't beat me at table tennis, you're both dinner. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6141 Game point !! And the loser gets the ridiculous guy back there with the "we're number one" souvenir. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6142 Shall we make it best of three, instead of best of five? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6143 He arrives just when I started slaying the game. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6144 We’re trying to play ping-pong, not beer pong. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6145 It’s 20-21 and my serve. You got to win by two. Hey look, here comes Sir Johnny-come-lately. Ready? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6146 Game of Thrones ... or a game of table tennis? 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
6147 Keep the push stroke gentle, dear, it sucks when you get burned 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6148 Hang on, Beowulf... we're playing best two out of three! 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6149 Just don’t forget, Miss Damsel-in-Distress, that if you win I have first dibs on a return match! 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6150 Time out. We agreed to have a referee, and all we get is this ballboy? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6151 Ishy,oshy,ation for goodness sake. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6152 Oh great, here comes galloping Sir Gallapong! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6153 You’re done. My second shot is on the way! 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
6154 Uh-oh! Game, set, mismatch! 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6155 What's that I see? A can of delicious knight approaches! Honey, I've got to ask for a raincheck on finishing this game. When the stomach calls, I answer. Love your hat, by the way. Did you get that at the castle market? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6156 You are right we both had a good run - until we didn’t…… 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6157 Saint George has next. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6158 I'm all about fire. You want to see who wins? 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
6159 Ummm some creature is coming our way on a horse, should we invite it to play? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6160 Double or nothing 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6161 Oh sure, you had to call for the notorious ping pong knight. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6162 Hey! Here comes our refere. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6163 What's your knight in shining armor's batting average? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6164 Oh great. Here's another guy who doesn't trust your abilities. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6165 Here comes my next opponent. Whoever loses goes into hiding. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6166 Just pretend I’m winning, otherwise he won’t sponsor me for the next Olympics. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
6167 There comes the prince—I guess our 'happily ever before' is about to end. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6168 If I win, we look for my all of my shoes that fell off in flight. If I win, I wear your crown to visit my parents. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6169 Well! Here comes your love, like we’re playing tennis! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6170 Here comes that damn prince again, just as I'm winning 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6171 Buddy, you're doing me a favor by taking her away, feels like I'm playing with a turtle. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
6172 I suppose he'll want to take on the winner. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6173 Don't look now, but here come's your ex with his new girlfriend. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6174 Lose the point or your boyfriend is toast. Literally. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6175 Seriously Esmerelda, you’ve got a real douchebag for a boyfriend. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6176 Who does he think he is? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6177 If you win, I won’t cook him and eat him! Deal? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6178 Okay - this is our last set - your date is here. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6179 Damsel in distress? What's coming from the sidelines will surely throw you off-kilter. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6180 When I politely asked you to turn down your music, you said: "Suck it up lady". [This is for Aug 9 edition, arrived today 18/8 in Sydney, Aus] 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
6181 Just wait a minute! 1.1014 0.05118 69 65 1 3
6182 Hey, Princess, let’s wait until the knight arrives to join me. He and I together might stand a chance against you. 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
6183 Don't worry! He'll have to go through me. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6184 Now I suppose you're going to let me beat you… and I was looking forward to a challenging game. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6185 Here comes "Mr. Table Tennis not 'ping-pong' "... 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6186 Hurry up & finish the game before he stabs you in the heart again! 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6187 As it turned out, the princes and dragon where fine without a prince 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6188 Three serving ten. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6189 Oh boy, here comes the knights of the round table tennis 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6190 Let’s keep playing. I wonder what’s keeping the Prince? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6191 people call me the forrest gump of ping pong 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6192 If he cuts another net there's gonna be some fire breathin'. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6193 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU WON'T NEED A KNIGHT IN SHING ARMOR TO SAVE YOU FROM THIS ONE, BITCH ! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6194 From over the hill they heard "I got winners!" 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6195 The legendary players of pingpong... 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6196 Don't look now, but he is coming back to carry you off." Joan Sullivan tomsullivan@rogers.co 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
6197 Double or nothing, only how about this time, I get to play with fire and my wings? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6198 Your boyfriend wants to play the winner 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6199 Really? Just because you beat him last time ? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6200 If he refers to "Table Tennis" as "Ping Pong," there's going to be hell to pay. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6201 One serving zero – you don't need no stickin' hero." 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6202 I've been waiting for his return. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6203 „you should really change info about your hobby on Tinder. this is getting embarrassing” 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6204 Oh darn, here comes that Prince-guy, he’s hottt” 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6205 I hope he brought beer and cups. I’m parched. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
6206 So the score is 1 - Love at first sight 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
6207 Match point again, no one is riding in to save you this time 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6208 Chivalry distraction -- I get an automatic do-over. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6209 Is that the table tennis umpire? Or is it a referee 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6210 Fair warning. Lover boy is not the slayer type. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6211 Your knight in shining armor heard it was time to "rally" the troops. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6212 I can’t play when he gets close. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6213 Game over! My date’s here. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6214 Well, what do you know, here some Sir Forrest Gump to defeat the dragon and save Princess Jennie 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6215 Is my boyfriend distracting you from playing this game? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6216 Ugh, Sir Larp is coming--last point. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6217 I told you we should have went to Dave & Buster’s. He never would have found us there. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6218 Oh good, a knight… I’ll take you on two on one for the paddle is mightier than the sword and… [he pauses, thinking to himself, ‘if I lose, I will have already disarmed the knight and then I can just bite their heads off while they hit me with paddles’] …and I promise the only fire will be my serving you so powerfully that that the ball ignites in flames! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6219 Ugh, why did you invite him over? I told you I only wanted to hang out with you. He's always blabbering about how his armor is more effective than the vaccine. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
6220 How disappointing it must be that he thinks you're in distress. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6221 That's enough whiff-whaff for now, I've got some whiffling to do. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6222 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6223 How would you like your knight served ? Pinged or crispy ? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6224 Well at least the cartoonist gave me human-like arms. 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
6225 As agreed, I win, you go out with me after the game. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6226 Did you tell him you're "letting your hair down" again? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6227 Oh, oh! Someone missed the Kong's "Oh, oh! Someone missed the King's Ping Pong Diplomacy Decree!" 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6228 I told you— I don’t want delivery, I’m trying to hoard. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6229 Don’t even try it, pal. Check the sheet, we had next on this table. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6230 But I thought Houses and Humans was a board game! 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6231 Our neighbour is here to ask for his ball back again. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6232 Do you favor a backhand or forehand return? 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
6233 My horns symbolize sex and my wings represent freedom. I don't know what the Ping Pong is about...Shit, it's your Knight in Shining Armor. This dream is in danger of becoming really cliché. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
6234 You seem more accustomed to round tables. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6235 For the last time Arthur,yours is the Round Table! This one is mine and I can 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6236 I know he's good with the lance, but how is he with the paddle? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6237 It looks like, I have to take on your knight in shining armor with a game of ping-pong! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6238 : That dang killjoy found us again. Drat the luck. At least we can keep playing until he rescues you. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6239 Help is on the way!!! (For the dragon) 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
6240 The Bronze Knight 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
6241 Oh no, Delta is coming…just on time to ruin our fantasy world. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6242 Oh no, Joyce, here comes Galahad again with his stupid non-regulation paddle hoping to rescue you from your joy at being ahead 15 to love. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6243 Shoot, your boyfriend’s coming. Next point wins? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6244 Crap,here comes Prince Charmin. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6245 Your knight on a white horse can't save you this time. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
6246 Oh, here he comes. Back to work…. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6247 Oh, goody. Prince Flatulence at 6:00. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6248 It's much easier to fry a knight in a suit than to vie with a woman in Ping Pong. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6249 Ugh! Here he comes again! The dude thinks every dragon is really a princess waiting to see him act with beauty & courage & wants HIS love! 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
6250 Didn’t you break up with that knight? 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
6251 Run roh! 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6252 I hope he’s coming to play umpire because he’s definitely not going to score. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6253 OK, best of 37, but you realize you're going to have to win 19 games straight, don't you? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6254 I'll toss YOU vertically if you don't pipe down! 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
6255 Princess, you really think you can spot me points? My serve will have you tripping on your ridiculous dress and my dragon breath will toast you up for yonder knight's and yours truly's dinner. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6256 „Courting“ 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6257 Princess: “Damn, he found us .” Dragon: “Did you tell him you were quarantining again?” 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6258 Your chop is no match for my backspin. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6259 You scored a point, not a hole in one! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6260 This is way more civilized than combat. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6261 It's ALWAYS right after the game gets set up . . . ! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6262 Let's wrap it up, I have my horse riding lesson after this. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6263 Draggin’ his feet getting here, I see. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6264 Oh no...here comes that guy that keeps trying to get us to join his wiffle ball team 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6265 Hurry up - I need a much practice I can get to beat him this time. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6266 Can you believe it? They're really letting anyone into Wimbledon these days. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6267 If I were to allow thee, Lady-in-waiting, to best me in this contest, wouldst thou look with favor on exerting thy renowned influence upon a senior member of a certain "Round Table" society, about an unrelated, but nonetheless urgent matter? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6268 Working the refs slays me. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6269 a lesson in USA foreign policy. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6270 Your down 19 to 3...seriously doubt a knight in shining armor is going to help you 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6271 My blade is mightier than his sword. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6272 It’s your turn to explain… 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6273 Let's tell him we just started a new match and he has to wait his turn. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6274 Looks like my Crusade is early. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6275 Ad out. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6276 Two serving twenty. I don't think she needs rescuing. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6277 If I win , I get the knight. Harold Halman, fort Lee, N.J. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6278 OMG, don't tell me you asked for a replay review! OUT! OUT! OUT, damned shot! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6279 Here comes another deuce. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6280 How about mixed doubles?? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6281 I see you've activated the prince charming rescue spin. I'll incinerate him with my next bong-- I mean pong. 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
6282 Tell King Arthur I'm only playing table tennis, son. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6283 How odd princess, a knight riding on horseback.” Sue Scalettar, Nyack, N 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6284 Ugh, he’s going to want next. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6285 Buzz Killington to the rescue. Fantastic. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6286 'Yeah, here he comes. You're still down 20 to 6." 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6287 I don’t need no stinkin’ match point! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
6288 Is that your husband or wife coming to save you? 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
6289 That's when the princess decided to take matters into her own hands 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6290 There comes the one to save you." "No thanks, I'm good. Don't wanna be a part of the happily ever after. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
6291 By St. George, did you call in for support? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6292 Hillary is on a roll until she reaches 4 across: 1) China 2) world dominance 3) USA 4) _ _ _ _ _ 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6293 Here comes Georgie. Let me call my hubby and we can play doubles. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6294 Better late than never! 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6295 No please I insist you go first age before beauty 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6296 Can you hold on a second? It’s set point. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6297 Winner takes on the Champion of "The Knights of the Ping-Pong Table." Luke Komarek, Greensboro, GA 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6298 Terrific, Sir Losealot. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6299 Ciel, mon mari! I mean, sky, your husband - I mean, fuck off, Steve! 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
6300 Time to Turn the table around! 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6301 My backhand is fire. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6302 Oh, no, he’s coming, Princess. Quick! Make it sound like I’m cheating! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6303 Focus on the ball 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6304 Oh good, your prince charming came just in time to witness your inevitable demise by my next serve. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6305 Will ping-pong balls provide sufficient courage to joust? 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
6306 Lance: Guin! Art is coming this way. He knows I'm nuts about you. Get ready for trouble! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6307 Not now, George...I'm killing him myself - hands down! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6308 I'm disqualified, but smoking's legal in my state. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6309 Finally, my rescuer arriveth! I’m getting skewered at THIS game” 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6310 I don't have a shot at anyone. Atleast let me have one at this 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6311 My prince is a much more aggressive player... 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6312 I'm the Queen here, so I win all games. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6313 That was match point, Cindi. Party over. Oooops, out of time. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6314 'Hao Cho' again, Draco. My, my, if you'd only focus on lobs instead of locks. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6315 I've always had better luck against dragon slayers than I'm having in this damn ping pong game. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6316 Why didn't you tell me we were playing double? 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
6317 @space.stace @milleja8 @amynwilson “uh oh, I must’ve burned dinner again…” 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6318 A rare behind the scenes photograph entitled: Damsel and Dragon take 5 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
6319 Sorry pal, she’s only into edgy guys 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6320 Ah! Your knight in shining armor is just in time for the BBQ. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6321 Your knight in shining armor is here. If he kills me, you win by default" 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6322 You’ve got this. No need for that Ding Dong. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6323 The Year Is 2021 & This Is Taliban Table Tennis 🏓 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6324 How I react to my GF playing ping-pong with a guy... 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6325 Ugh, they're gonna want to play doubles. It's your turn to play with the horse. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6326 Here come your friend Sparky. He's not much with the lance. But he has a wicked backhand. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6327 Christ, we'll NEVER finish this tournament. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6328 Drat, another k-night and then I'm all yours. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
6329 You cheat! 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
6330 Came later for role-playing 1.0875 0.04054 80 75 3 2
6331 Aww, come on - I thought they only swore to defend round tables! 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
6332 -Maybe he'll save you. -You slay me. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6333 ‘20-19…Winner takes all!’ 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
6334 Does Henry Kissinger know you’re here? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6335 No one said anything about a doubles match. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6336 Double or nothing, when my partner arrives. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6337 why do men makes a rivalry all about them 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6338 Ugh! I told him not to pick me up til 10!! 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6339 I've worked up quite a hunger. The Sheriff of Nottingham and Lady Marian. Now that will be a nice change, Joan of Arc was vegan and rather bland. By the way, do you have a match for my exhale? 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
6340 You can tell him that my break isn’t over for snore 10 minutes. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6341 Hurry! Before he realizes that a woman too can play this game! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6342 The magical kingdom over the hill just got fully lit Pickleball courts. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6343 Yeah, he smokes 'em in ping pong. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6344 Looks like a perfect match. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6345 No pressure, but we should finish this set fast. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6346 Playing doubles won’t be fair. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6347 Here he comes. If we play doubles I get the horse this time. George sucks. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6348 Winner gets to snack on the knight,Fiona. Deal? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6349 O look! Here comes George, that infuriating kibitzer. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6350 Ugh. Hang on a minute. It’s 7-3 me by the way. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6351 Ah, nuts. I can't lose in front of HIM again! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6352 Oh no, here comes St. George, Just when I was about to win my first game. 1.0833 0.04311 72 68 2 2
6353 Well look who's coming to the talon show. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6354 This is a dragon, not a woman's, game. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6355 Best two out of three? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6356 Quick match before I burn this place up? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6357 Watching us in the bedroom is one thing, but he's really throwing off my game." 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6358 Didn't you tell Prince Charming that you'd return after the game? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6359 Your knight in shining armor is coming to challenge me again! 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6360 So, I guess we're playing King of the Court? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6361 I'm afraid this time I'll be serving an outdated narrative. It would really help our egos if you'd just play along with it. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6362 Your months behind on membership dues. So no,you can’t play the winner. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6363 Wait til this knight sees my 98 octane serve! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6364 Loser gets #woke 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6365 It’s a pretty simple game to learn, Princess. (Why ping pong didn’t catch on until the 19th century. ) 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6366 You’re funny princess but that Knight slays me - this game was beginning to Drag on! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6367 Remember, if I win, there’s no saving him. 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
6368 Hurry up - I hate playing doubles. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
6369 Never bring a Knight to a Pong-Fight... 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6370 O.K. And if I win, you pretend to lose to the Prince. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6371 Hold to your paddle, here comes Sir Lancelot. 1.0822 0.04253 73 69 2 2
6372 Of course,Mr. Shining Armor appears at match point! 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6373 I told you I quit fencing! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6374 Tomorrow, it will be 'paddles at dawn'. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6375 I am going to win because I am BIGGER! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6376 I hate playing indoors. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6377 Don’t look now but another “prince charming” is here to “rescue” you 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6378 Tell Mr. All White in Shining Armor this is 2021 and Women don't need a Prince to save them 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6379 You didn’t tell me this was a doubles match. I’ll call my partner the troll. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6380 Sorry, your prince can't play with us. It's not a tournament of thrones. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6381 Why does he have to butt in every time we start to have fun? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6382 We are tied and I don't want to burn you up, too. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6383 Hold your breath and fire away! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6384 What will Queen B choose? Ping Pong with the dragon prince or an adventure with the knight in shining armour! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6385 Who said we could play Canadian doubles? 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
6386 The loser gets Sir Galahad. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6387 George can’t rescue you. His table tennis is abysmal. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6388 Adding some heat to the serve so the game doesn't drag on... 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6389 Suck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
6390 If you win you, can take him down with fire; but if I win, you set me free. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
6391 Whew! Maybe that knight wants a turn. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
6392 Your really on fire tonight, couldn't you let me win one match while his watching 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6393 If I win one by the time he gets here, can we make it best out of seven? It's been a little lonely out here. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6394 Oh great! Here comes Sir Knight - I suppose he thinks he can use that sword instead of a paddle. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6395 Damn! That bloody knight is back ... 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6396 Here come St. George, and he's got the winner! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6397 Honey were are the kids? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6398 Blow HIM off with your HOT air I'll still wup-ya, nanr-manr 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6399 Excuse me, Princess, but foresee a forfeit in my future. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6400 I may be a damsel, but YOU’RE gonna be the one in distress. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6401 'Is he coming over here again to complain that biological dragons cannot compete against princesses?' 1.0781 0.04621 64 61 1 2
6402 9 serving 11. Tell Sir Lancelot over there to stay back until we've settled this. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6403 Here. Try this. 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
6404 Cool it, dude! I just wanted to challenge her to a game of table tennis. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
6405 I've been virtual so long, it's starting to affect my game! 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
6406 You know what, Elizabeth? YOU are the bum! 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6407 Oh your prince has some fire in him! haha 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6408 I'm down 2 to 1 and in no mood for you. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6409 That Ding Dong always disturbs us when we are enjoying our game of Ping Pong:" Vipin Bery,Toronto: vipin.bery@gmail.co 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
6410 Hurry, let’s finish before he gets here, it’s ad in! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
6411 And then the guy says, "My name is Inigo Montaya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." It felt like he had used the line before, you know? Made me guffaw and snort fire. Incinerated the poor guy. And believe me, the day did not improve from there. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6412 You’ll have to hold your horses. We’re going to best three out of five. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6413 You expect your night in shinning armor to save you from my serve? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6414 Hey, Sir Kibitz, save your tips for the Round Table. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
6415 who would have ever thought we both liked table tennis uh? 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
6416 Fine, IF you win I won’t destroy your kingdom OR steal your treasure 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6417 Let's play out quickly; I gotta scram. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6418 I told you we didn't need a referee. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6419 Don't worry Sir Lancelot won't be jealous, he knows I don't like dragon breath" 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6420 The ping to your pong is here 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6421 You didn’t tell him that this one is just a friendly? 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6422 Ugh,Mr. Savior-Complex again. Winner gets to fight him! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6423 Look who wants to play doubles. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
6424 Ummmm.... 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6425 Only if you can return my heater… 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6426 He knows this is Otisville, right? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6427 Save her? Save me; I’m down two games to zip! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6428 I call victor! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6429 Let’s play to one! 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
6430 He may be pretty, but I play a mean game of ping pong. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6431 This game would be over a lot sooner if you stop catching the balls on fire 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6432 Oh no. I can't stand this guy. If I win you can stay on. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6433 Your serve REALLY is on fire. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6434 Snow White regained her home court due to Puff’s Autumn Mist 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6435 If she whips both of us, you'll have me for a dungeon cellmate! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6436 I hope he's bringing the beer. It's boring to play with paddles. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6437 If I win this game, the princess is mine. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6438 Quick, act like you're in distress! I'm not falling for that this time 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6439 He won't be 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
6440 I can't believe our luck! Paddles and ball! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6441 This is so representative of the economy these days 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6442 Oh,what a surprise. Match point for me and Prince Charming shows up right on time...AGAIN. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6443 This guy getting me pissed. Overtime we're having fun, he just happens to show up. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
6444 It’s over Mr. Knight. GoT already filmed season 8 and they’re not doing a redo. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6445 First you have trouble with your skirt. Now he is going to try and best me with full plate. Doesn't anyone take gym anymore? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6446 I thought you are the advanced one, where is your wings Hooman?? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6447 It was such a fiery game, Europa--I'm exhausted and famished--now, let's play to choose the barbecuer before Prince Cadmus arrives. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
6448 ‘ oh oh…game set match ‘ l d soderlind st louis park man 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6449 No fire breathing against this fair maiden. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6450 Do you know who you are up against?” Alan Mitchell, St. Louis, M 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6451 (Princess]He'll have ))L)L 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6452 I need to tell you that George wants to play the winner 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6453 Here comes Yesterday again to try to reconvert us to its thoroughly outmoded ways. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6454 Let your serve shine. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6455 Super! Prince Charming and his horse are right on time for our doubles match! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6456 Look who's come to join the competition. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6457 Can you stay for one more game? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6458 Prince Charming you're fired! 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6459 Oh boy, he probably wants to challenge me with a sword 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6460 Regardless whoever wins this game, one of us is going to loose Big Time! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6461 No, we’re just the DOC this year. It’s our punishment for being caught smoking. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6462 So if I win, I get to eat you 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6463 Do you have a Tinder account or something?! I've lost count of these fat-kidneyed high-borns! 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
6464 Hurry up, he's getting tired of losing." 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6465 A meteor will hit earth before a Knight comes to your rescue! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6466 I’m gonna slay you! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6467 Yeah well IT'S NOT YOUR TURN DERRICK, so just relax. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
6468 Alright, 10-9. Game point, princess. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6469 Ready to get slain! 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
6470 I'm one point away. He'll have to wait. Geoff. Rytell/Toronto 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6471 Here he comes now. What, your not aloud to have friends? 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6472 I may play like a princess, but you keep dragon this game , it’s almost knight time for me . 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6473 Meanwhile in the Medieval Times green lounge… 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
6474 Here comes your hero Princess. Just tell him we started a new game, and he needs to follow his quest elsewhere. 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
6475 Just don't hit the ball into a black hole and you'll be okay. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
6476 Play hard or go home! 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6477 I’m not very good at ping pong. 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
6478 Prepare to feel the wrath of the spinniest flame-forged rubber in all the realm! 1.0617 0.03213 81 77 3 1
6479 In the hole and fire comes out, Princess 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6480 Is this how you slay a dragon? 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
6481 Stay away from me you mysoginist !!! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6482 But if I agree to best two out of three,you might get a fairy tale ending after all. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6483 The invitation said 'Round Robin,' not 'Sir Robin.' 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6484 He's coming. Don't forget it's ad-in. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6485 Dragon: This world just can't accept the sapphic love between a human and a dragon. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
6486 You catch more flies with honey. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
6487 My serve. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6488 10 serving 9. . . oh, how convenient! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6489 I can see down your blouse. It is not funny. 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
6490 Advantage: me…second serve. Look sharp kiddo. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6491 Hurry up and finish the game before that putz gets here! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6492 [Dragon] If I win I keep the hank 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
6493 I don't need a doubles partner. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6494 WTF happened to girl code?” ”Riiight, Yeah, I’ve committed a truly staggering amount of war crimes, but gurl code that means something.” “… 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6495 How many times do I have to tell you this is not a competition, he just wants a divorce cause you are abusing him for years... Way before I even met him. Leave me out of it please. Is this what you do with the people he likes?? I am not your scapegoat beach. And this is certainly not a game. Maybe for a sociopath it is... Let's play to burn down someone's life!! Go find a kingdom for Dragons cause humans we invented human rights. And tell the other beach to go surrender her ass" 1.0556 0.03362 72 69 2 1
6496 Nothing pisses me off more than when he refers to it as ping pong. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6497 Remember. We're playing for pinks. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6498 Please- If he sees me loose, I’ll have trouble keeping my flames up! 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
6499 Nacho sales are down 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6500 Here he comes again . Time out! 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6501 So it's agreed. I won't breathe fire, and you won't pull any magic stunts. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6502 Hey, No Ringers and No Substitutions 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6503 Curfew, schmerfew. Let's finish this game. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6504 The devil just wanted to ping pong, but we took him down with tanks and bombs , because our hearts were weak and he looked too strong. . 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6505 Wait - here comes cretin biden - He will save the game. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6506 Free throw distractions? Really? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6507 Princess stop dragon out this game 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6508 I doth got thy winner! 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6509 That knight looks like he’s about to enforce slaughter rule 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
6510 Nice sandwich with all you three. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
6511 Mtcheeww 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
6512 Moderna vs. Essential Oils, a Retrospective Study 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
6513 Your boyfriend is not a worthy distraction. 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
6514 Oh look, here comes my doubles partner and we will smite Princess Olympic Champion. 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
6515 Ah Oh! Here comes "de feet" Don't kiss him!!! 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6516 The Knight of Ping-pong himself. You and I a team, Babe. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6517 Game to 11. Win and raze till ya drop! Lose… And you’re stuck with Sir-Stabs-A-Lot. 1.0357 0.02037 84 81 3 0
6518 Unless you brought your paddle, Prince, So long! 1.0353 0.02013 85 82 3 0
6519 Let's play 11 wins instead of 21. Okay? 1.0351 0.03509 57 56 0 1
6520 Do you still believe in Santa? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6521 I'm a dragon and you're a whore. 1.0294 0.02941 68 67 0 1
6522 You're right, it IS mixed metaphor . . . 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
6523 Don’t expect your Lancelot to save you from the big time ping-pong beat down I’m putting on you, Princess. 1.0253 0.01779 79 77 2 0
6524 Oh great, if it isn’t Sir ‘Breaks Over Guys’… 1.0172 0.01739 58 57 1 0
6525 I think the game and your knight are over 1.0172 0.01739 58 57 1 0