Contest #768


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768

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. "Winner gets the knight."
  2. "Fine, we can play doubles, but I’m not getting stuck with the horse again!"
  3. "You know that, no matter which one of us wins, this won't be how he tells the story."


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-08-22T19:28:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-09-05T19:42:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-08-30T19:41:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued September 6, 2021
Number of captions 6526
Number of responses 779519
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Don't tell me you ordered from White Castle again. 1.8596 0.02198 1368 561 438 369
1 Can't we ever have a girls night without him interrupting? 1.8551 0.01534 2705 1085 927 693
2 Funny how he never rescues you when you're winning. 1.8494 0.01115 5021 2001 1775 1245
3 I liked him better when he was a frog. 1.8493 0.01282 3822 1532 1334 956
4 He may be here to protect, but I'm here to serve! 1.8480 0.01270 4131 1738 1283 1110
5 Just introduce me as an old college flame 1.8468 0.01345 3524 1434 1196 894
6 Fine, we can play doubles, but I’m not getting stuck with the horse again! 1.8310 0.01656 2384 1015 757 612
7 No, seriously, look behind you. 1.8249 0.01513 2787 1176 923 688
8 Ignore him. He only plays on a round table. 1.8208 0.01339 3493 1463 1193 837
9 I’m tired of playing games. You tell him about us or I will. 1.8097 0.01398 3284 1425 1059 800
10 Look who brought a sword to a ping-pong fight. 1.8050 0.01397 3133 1323 1098 712
11 If you win, you get a husband. If I win, I get lunch. 1.7983 0.01291 3649 1552 1281 816
12 Last chance! Do you want to keep playing, or live happily ever after? 1.7944 0.01337 3415 1465 1187 763
13 You're not in distress. You're just losing." 1.7917 0.01528 2492 1038 935 519
14 Winner gets the knight . . . 1.7892 0.01886 1765 779 579 407
15 She's not in distress. She's up 8-2. 1.7892 0.01356 3302 1424 1150 728
16 Serve already, Serve dammit! I'm not falling for the "look a Prince" trick again. 1.7891 0.01393 3309 1484 1039 786
17 You know that no matter which one of us wins, this won't be how he tells the story. 1.7875 0.02007 1515 657 523 335
18 So you expect me to believe he just HAPPENS to show up whenever I'm winning? 1.7869 0.01534 2478 1042 922 514
19 Serve, quick, before this moron rescues me again! 1.7846 0.01291 3862 1748 1198 916
20 Gotta call it a day, Princess. My Uber eats is here. 1.7825 0.01421 3191 1450 985 756
21 Your boyfriend knows I’m gay right? 1.7805 0.01499 2865 1306 882 677
22 Oh, so when it's game point, suddenly you need "rescuing?" 1.7782 0.01303 3481 1500 1253 728
23 Sudden death, then? 1.7736 0.01422 2972 1306 1033 633
24 Match point. You win, you get to marry the prince. I win, I get to eat him. 1.7710 0.01564 2467 1091 850 526
25 Last game. My lunch has arrived. 1.7688 0.01340 3261 1419 1177 665
26 Okay, best two out of three and winner gets the knight. 1.7661 0.01451 2881 1289 977 615
27 Oh, so now that its 4 zip, you're suddenly a damsel in distress. 1.7659 0.01408 3046 1359 1041 646
28 She's ahead by six points. I'd hardly call that distress. 1.7655 0.01451 2853 1269 984 600
29 I'm guessing you haven't told him about us. 1.7640 0.01509 2682 1210 895 577
30 Ok, sudden death. 1.7622 0.01692 2077 923 725 429
31 He’s back again. Do you want me to just eat him? 1.7598 0.02053 1449 658 481 310
32 You're too late. I'm already getting slayed. 1.7586 0.01662 2175 979 742 454
33 Here he comes again. Act distressed. 1.7544 0.01653 2158 966 756 436
34 Your ride's here. 1.7505 0.01749 1844 807 690 347
35 Here comes the white guy to misinterpret everything... 1.7504 0.01739 2071 971 646 454
36 Quick, before he starts knightsplaining the rules. 1.7454 0.01543 2647 1257 807 583
37 When you told me we could play until night comes this isn’t what I thought you meant. 1.7430 0.01596 2265 1019 809 437
38 In distress? IN DISTRESS? The damn damsel hath beaten me three games in a row. 1.7215 0.01877 1666 785 560 321
39 Hey, not fair…you’re not in distress, you’re just losing. 1.7202 0.01863 1637 758 579 300
40 Wait, you haven’t told him about us yet? 1.7191 0.01900 1620 765 545 310
41 Looks like this game’s about to go into sudden death. 1.7180 0.01953 1592 771 499 322
42 Last game. Lunch is on the way. 1.7166 0.01878 1563 715 576 272
43 Hold on here comes my lunch. 1.7154 0.01906 1560 727 550 283
44 Wait. You called for backup? I thought you were a fair maiden!” 1.7140 0.01998 1493 719 482 292
45 Fear not - he can’t play to save his life. 1.7125 0.02152 1485 785 342 358
46 What is he saving you from? You’re up two games to one. 1.7118 0.01936 1461 671 540 250
47 Loser gets the dude with the sword. Winner gets the horse. 1.7106 0.02083 1420 702 427 291
48 Okay remember, we've been playing ping pong all day. 1.7105 0.01997 1444 685 492 267
49 He knows I’m gay, right? 1.7096 0.02116 1405 705 403 297
50 You know, I really have started to hate explaining our relationship to your friends. 1.7093 0.01970 1407 648 520 239
51 Stay down, I'm going to sneeze. 1.7057 0.02096 1332 643 438 251
52 Who brings a sword to a ping-pong match? 1.7016 0.02157 1270 621 407 242
53 Well, I believe St. George has come to play the dragon. 1.7013 0.02153 1269 619 410 240
54 Okay, here he comes. We've been playing ping pong the *entire* time he's been gone, agreed? 1.6988 0.02235 1192 588 375 229
55 Whoever wins this point gets the Prince, okay? 1.6970 0.02265 1155 570 365 220
56 We’ll finish the game after knightfall. 1.6966 0.02414 1170 630 265 275
57 I thought you said he was out of town this weekend 1.6953 0.02584 886 438 280 168
58 Should I just roast him from here or do you want to want to see what this one looks like? 1.6944 0.02274 1155 575 358 222
59 Next point wins. Looks like your ride's here. 1.6935 0.02182 1119 522 418 179
60 Let’s agree whoever wins this set get the prince! 1.6900 0.02328 1058 518 350 190
61 Why can't your dad just text you when dinner's ready? 1.6894 0.02332 1069 528 345 196
62 I win, I set him on fire. You win, I set him on fire. 1.6889 0.02355 1048 518 338 192
63 Damsel in distress? Are you kidding me? She's got match point! 1.6885 0.02295 1040 497 370 173
64 Winner gets the guy on the horse. 1.6866 0.02441 1018 518 301 199
65 I win and you marry him, dragon. 1.6857 0.02494 996 514 281 201
66 ...and would you please stop telling him I'm just an old flame? 1.6840 0.02498 981 504 283 194
67 Time out, my dinner's here. 1.6791 0.02482 913 450 306 157
68 I'd hardly call one game down 'in distress.' 1.6780 0.02552 910 463 277 170
69 Park it, Galahad. You can play the winner. 1.6757 0.02499 882 432 304 146
70 Damsel in distress? Gimme a break. You're up 20-17! 1.6740 0.02515 862 421 301 140
71 Typical knight—bringing a lance to a paddle fight. 1.6732 0.02590 866 439 271 156
72 How come he only rides to the rescue when I’m winning? 1.6722 0.02491 842 403 312 127
73 Take a break. Lunch is coming. 1.6721 0.02501 857 416 306 135
74 I know he gets to play the winner, but if he calls me PUFF one more time I'll burn his ass. 1.6691 0.02829 807 438 198 171
75 Can we take a break? I think I see lunch arriving. 1.6679 0.02557 828 407 289 132
76 I suspect he’ll want to play on the round table. 1.6654 0.02676 783 394 257 132
77 You know one of these days you’re going to have to tell him about us. 1.6650 0.02724 779 399 242 138
78 Who brings a sword to a paddle fight? 1.6628 0.02690 774 391 253 130
79 Oh look! Here comes Mr. I'm-Here-to-Rescue-You, with his tiny sword and tasty-looking horse. 1.6600 0.02716 750 378 249 123
80 No, seriously, look! It's your knight in shining armor. I swear! 1.6595 0.02901 740 399 194 147
81 Looks like the horse is back with my takeout 1.6586 0.02886 741 398 198 145
82 I wish he wouldn't show up every time you're about to get slaughtered. 1.6583 0.02786 720 366 234 120
83 Is this your Tinder match or my GrubHub order? 1.6564 0.03070 684 378 163 143
84 He’s probably looking for a round table. 1.6550 0.02891 684 354 212 118
85 If you win, he's yours! If I win, he's lunch. 1.6530 0.02800 758 402 217 139
86 Fine, I'll play doubles, but you're taking the horse. 1.6510 0.03014 679 369 178 132
87 Hold up - let's break for a quick late knight snack. 1.6496 0.03129 645 356 159 130
88 ‘ So you haven’t told your boyfriend about us, I see” 1.6484 0.02825 637 313 235 89
89 How about another game after my lunch? 1.6473 0.02935 621 314 212 95
90 Winner gets a date knight 1.6471 0.02948 663 349 199 115
91 Oh shoot, your ride’s here. Let’s call it a knight. 1.6469 0.03152 640 356 154 130
92 Rescue ME. SHE'S winning. 1.6465 0.02839 679 348 223 108
93 Then it's agreed. The winner gets the guy on the horse. 1.6463 0.03087 622 333 176 113
94 His armor may be shiny, but we’ll see if it’s fireproof. 1.6462 0.02979 619 318 202 99
95 Do you want to tell him about us, or shall I just incinerate him? 1.6445 0.03113 616 332 171 113
96 No worries, he’s looking for a round table. 1.6432 0.03035 667 366 173 128
97 Keep in mind that I am a bad loser. 1.6422 0.02901 612 306 219 87
98 I'll never understand how those guys can play on a round table! 1.6415 0.03032 622 329 187 106
99 Momma said there'd be knights like this... 1.6388 0.03149 598 324 166 108
100 Seriously, Damsel in distress? You've won all 5 games 1.6385 0.02970 592 300 206 86
101 Here comes your ex. He's not going to be a problem is he? 1.6376 0.03018 585 300 197 88
102 Don’t tell him I’m winning. He loves to think I’m always in distress. 1.6373 0.03224 579 317 155 107
103 You’re only down three points. That doesn’t qualify as ‘distress!’ 1.6357 0.03155 560 295 174 91
104 Ok,next point gets to take the knight home. 1.6356 0.03141 579 309 172 98
105 Get a load of this guy. Who brings a sword to a ping-pong game?! 1.6346 0.03153 572 305 171 96
106 Last point. My lunch is arriving. 1.6339 0.03248 549 296 158 95
107 Let’s make this interesting…winner gets lover boy. 1.6334 0.03329 551 306 141 104
108 Ok, one more game to see who gets the knight. 1.6326 0.03168 607 337 156 114
109 Loser deals with prince charming. 1.6269 0.03343 520 284 146 90
110 Can you wait a sec? My dinner's here. 1.6262 0.03276 511 271 160 80
111 Game ends as knight-fall approaches. 1.6260 0.03227 516 271 167 78
112 Why do they only show up when I'm winning? 1.6260 0.03145 516 264 181 71
113 Let's wrap this up princess, my Uber eats is here. 1.6255 0.03314 526 287 149 90
114 For God’s sake! You’re not in distress! You’re just two points down! 1.6250 0.03306 512 275 154 83
115 Two points if I can bounce it off Sir Prancealot’s helmet. 1.6243 0.03365 503 273 146 84
116 He might be more helpful if we were playing chess. 1.6230 0.03276 549 304 148 97
117 We’re about to switch from best-of-three to sudden death. 1.6223 0.03448 503 281 131 91
118 Loser buys dinner. And speaking of dinner... 1.6203 0.03160 482 242 181 59
119 My post said Dragon seeking player, not slayer! 1.6199 0.03367 492 266 147 79
120 Oh no! Is it knighttime already? 1.6195 0.03343 473 249 155 69
121 He finally found the other ball. 1.6193 0.03450 486 268 135 83
122 Gotta wrap this up, my 2 o'clock is here. 1.6191 0.03240 533 289 158 86
123 Here comes your knight in shining armor to mansplain how to win. 1.6187 0.03534 480 270 123 87
124 If we end up playing doubles, the horse is on your team. 1.6183 0.03461 482 266 134 82
125 It’s not “Charming,” it’s the other guy. Should I get into character? 1.6180 0.03464 466 253 138 75
126 Looks like your ride's here" 1.6175 0.03331 468 245 157 66
127 Oh, I see how it is, you're down 9 to 2 and you play the 'damsel in distress' card. 1.6157 0.03360 458 240 154 64
128 Game called on account of knight. 1.6156 0.03550 463 258 125 80
129 Really sweetie dinner out of a can again? 1.6150 0.03619 452 254 118 80
130 Let's stop for a minute. The pizza's here. 1.6149 0.03492 496 282 123 91
131 Ok last point then I gotta fly 1.6149 0.03395 457 242 149 66
132 He thinks you're in distress?...I'm the one getting my ass kicked. 1.6147 0.03362 475 254 150 71
133 You told me he was spending the weekend jousting. 1.6126 0.03489 444 239 138 67
134 Oh, great. Sir Butts-in-a-lot is here. 1.6124 0.03217 498 262 167 69
135 Dammit. Trust your ride to turn up just when I'm on fire. 1.6115 0.03478 453 246 137 70
136 He can't help you. He only has experience with round tables. 1.6108 0.03522 483 275 121 87
137 Gotta quit after this volley. My lunch has arrived. 1.6105 0.03454 457 248 139 70
138 Don’t worry, he can already see I’m slaying you. 1.6098 0.03372 469 252 148 69
139 Don't look now, but your stalker is back. 1.6093 0.03493 453 248 134 71
140 One more game and then this guy is toast. 1.6084 0.03541 429 232 133 64
141 Let's finish this game. It's almost knight time. 1.6074 0.03380 489 270 141 78
142 Here he comes again. Are you going to tell him or should I? 1.6071 0.03521 425 228 136 61
143 She’s only down 9-7, I’d hardly call that “distress”! 1.6067 0.03665 450 259 109 82
144 I mean it this time. There really is a knight in shining armor right behind you. 1.6060 0.03615 434 242 121 71
145 Okay, serving for sudden death. 1.6056 0.03403 464 252 143 69
146 How many points if I knock him off his horse from here? 1.6053 0.03694 418 234 115 69
147 She's not a damsel in distress. She's kicking my butt. 1.6039 0.03401 467 255 142 70
148 Set point. Then, I've gotta fly. 1.6034 0.03667 406 223 121 62
149 Pretend that we just met and you haven't seen me naked. 1.6032 0.03528 441 243 130 68
150 Let's take a break. Dinner's almost here. 1.6027 0.03574 443 248 123 72
151 He's here. Quick, act distressed! 1.6026 0.03525 453 253 127 73
152 I'll let you win if you get rid of him. 1.6014 0.03499 419 224 138 57
153 OK, this is for the winning point. If I loose I have to eat him, and if you loose you have to marry him. 1.6005 0.03691 403 223 118 62
154 When are you going to tell your ex that you've moved on? 1.5996 0.03389 472 260 141 71
155 Don’t bother. She’s already slaying me with her topspin. 1.5996 0.03551 447 251 124 72
156 Gimme a minute,my lunch is being delivered. 1.5986 0.03457 441 240 138 63
157 We'll have to finish this another day. I think your ride is here. 1.5986 0.03458 436 236 139 61
158 It's 20-3. He can't save you. 1.5977 0.03617 430 242 119 69
159 I win: You have to marry him. You win: I have to eat him, armor and all. 1.5976 0.03685 420 238 113 69
160 So being two sets down qualifies you as a damsel in distress? 1.5973 0.03436 452 248 138 66
161 Here comes that guy who insists the table should be round. 1.5971 0.03492 479 275 122 82
162 If he starts to mansplain, I want you to torch him. 1.5969 0.04009 392 234 82 76
163 Time out. Your Uber's here. 1.5968 0.03441 439 238 140 61
164 You think he’s here for you, or for me? 1.5954 0.03645 388 210 125 53
165 Well good for you. And I'm a knight of the rectangular table. 1.5949 0.03753 395 222 111 62
166 I told you your husband would find out sooner or later. 1.5947 0.03855 375 211 105 59
167 Interesting how he shows up right when you're about to lose. 1.5945 0.03635 397 217 124 56
168 Still a better ending than Game of Thrones. 1.5939 0.03692 394 218 118 58
169 Good, here's the pizza. 1.5938 0.03925 384 223 94 67
170 She doesn't NEED saving! She's kicking my butt! 1.5937 0.03712 379 207 119 53
171 Oh, of course. Right when I start winning, he shows up. 1.5925 0.03407 427 228 145 54
172 Don’t look now, but remember that annoying guy that you’re always hiding in the tower from and asking me to scare him away? 1.5909 0.03939 374 216 95 63
173 You might want to stand aside while I fire off this next serve. 1.5904 0.03794 376 210 110 56
174 Keep riding. She's killing me on her own. 1.5900 0.03651 400 222 120 58
175 In a moment we can play horseshoes. 1.5894 0.03924 397 236 88 73
176 10-0; who's the damsel in distress now 1.5891 0.03353 460 252 145 63
177 Well, isn't this charming? 1.5884 0.03769 362 198 115 49
178 Here comes your knight in shining armor bringing a sword to a paddle fight. 1.5879 0.03802 398 230 102 66
179 Yeah right, facing match point hardly qualifies as “in distress”. 1.5876 0.03613 388 211 126 51
180 If you win, you get to marry the knight. If I win, I get to eat him and his horse. 1.5864 0.03865 353 196 107 50
181 Whoever wins gets the prince..... 1.5862 0.03778 435 262 91 82
182 Winner takes the white knight 1.5852 0.04156 352 210 78 64
183 Anyway that’s why I’ve come to like you so much more than that blowhard, selfish, vain—he’s right behind me isn’t he? 1.5850 0.03937 359 205 98 56
184 Ok, but if we play doubles the horse is on your team. 1.5849 0.04076 371 223 79 69
185 Ha, your Knight brought a sword to a paddle fight 1.5836 0.03888 353 198 104 51
186 Is your ex a knight, and does he ride a white horse? 1.5833 0.03714 372 205 117 50
187 Whoever gets this point gets the knight 1.5829 0.03704 398 226 112 60
188 Quick, your husband’s coming. Act natural. 1.5822 0.03876 371 213 100 58
189 No, you can't eat him if you win. He's my ride. 1.5817 0.03842 361 203 106 52
190 Ohh.. I thought you were saying we could play until NIGHT came. 1.5809 0.03971 346 197 97 52
191 Alright, best two out of three gets the Prince 1.5808 0.03946 365 212 94 59
192 Looks like we’re headed to sudden death. 1.5802 0.04020 343 197 93 53
193 Looks like your knight in shining armor is about to become your latest flame. 1.5801 0.04029 362 214 86 62
194 Best two out of -- wait, food's here. 1.5801 0.03972 362 211 92 59
195 Last game. Knight is coming. 1.5800 0.03936 350 199 99 52
196 Damn, my lunch meeting is early. 1.5796 0.03965 314 171 104 39
197 That's 19-2. So yeah, I'd say you're in distress. 1.5795 0.03898 352 199 102 51
198 Time out, Babe…as Jim Morrison said,“Time to set the knight on fire!” 1.5791 0.04102 354 211 81 62
199 Finally. Lunch delivery. 1.5789 0.03803 361 202 109 50
200 He really can't let you have any fun, can he? 1.5774 0.03726 381 215 112 54
201 If they want to play doubles, I'm not taking the horse. 1.5772 0.03552 395 217 128 50
202 I did say I'm slaying you but he just takes everything too literally 1.5769 0.03740 364 202 114 48
203 Hold on a sec, dinner's here. 1.5763 0.03863 354 200 104 50
204 So I finally take the lead and you-know-who shows up to save you. 1.5761 0.04140 335 197 83 55
205 Match point—nothing can save you now. 1.5760 0.03923 342 193 101 48
206 This is match point, if you win I'll give you back your seven dwarfs. 1.5756 0.03607 410 233 118 59
207 I asked who wants to play the dragon not who wants to slay the dragon. 1.5752 0.03705 379 213 114 52
208 Sorry, Princess, my 3:30 is here. 1.5751 0.03872 353 200 103 50
209 No, really, look. He's right behind you. 1.5751 0.03913 353 202 99 52
210 Loser has to marry the prince 1.5746 0.03956 362 212 92 58
211 Finally, my lunch is here. 1.5743 0.03828 343 190 109 44
212 Please don’t tell me you still haven’t told him… 1.5741 0.04186 317 184 84 49
213 One more point and let's call it a knight. 1.5740 0.04002 331 188 96 47
214 Next point wins. Remember, I win, I eat you both. You win, I only eat him. 1.5730 0.03813 370 212 104 54
215 One more before Mr. Knight-errant arrives and makes it all about him. 1.5726 0.03706 379 214 113 52
216 I just find it very curious that he only shows up when you're losing and we've got serious money riding on the game. 1.5723 0.04083 339 199 86 54
217 ANOTHER OLD BOYFRIEND? Does "Chaste" even mean what it used to? 1.5723 0.03955 346 199 96 51
218 Agreed. Winner gets the knight for a bite or the night. 1.5714 0.04046 336 195 90 51
219 Leave it to a knight to bring a lance to a pingpong game. 1.5710 0.03924 352 203 97 52
220 If I win I get the horse and you get the prince 1.5710 0.03951 324 181 101 42
221 She’s up three games to zip – I’m the one who needs rescuing. 1.5706 0.03917 333 187 102 44
222 If he carries you off again, you forfeit! 1.5702 0.03823 349 196 107 46
223 Put your paddle down. There's a hot guy on a white steed behind you and I think he's coming to sweep one of us off our feet. 1.5701 0.03880 321 176 107 38
224 Quick, act natural. 1.5691 0.03781 362 205 108 49
225 Take your time. She’s already slaying me. 1.5684 0.03954 329 186 99 44
226 Winner gets the prince… 1.5681 0.04153 345 209 76 60
227 Ok, we are agreed that the winner gets the kingdom and the loser has to deal with the idiot on the horse, right? 1.5675 0.03753 363 205 110 48
228 Oh crap, here he comes. Look distressed. 1.5668 0.03883 337 190 103 44
229 Make sure he knows I’m Puff.” 1.5656 0.04230 320 191 77 52
230 I thought you said you told him about us. 1.5656 0.04136 320 187 85 48
231 Here comes George, the guy just slays me! 1.5655 0.04183 313 183 83 47
232 I thought you said your husband wasn't coming back 'til Tuesday!? 1.5652 0.03891 368 217 94 57
233 Hey! Look back there! No, really. 1.5639 0.04197 321 191 79 51
234 With the knight approaching, we move to sudden death. 1.5623 0.03862 329 184 105 40
235 How about if I win I get to eat him and if you win you get to marry him?” 1.5617 0.03907 324 182 102 40
236 We need to take a break. Lunch is here. 1.5615 0.03816 358 206 103 49
237 You don't need a knight. It's ping-pong not chess. 1.5612 0.04061 335 198 86 51
238 Chivalry may not be dead. But it will be if he interrupts game point. 1.5605 0.04052 314 180 92 42
239 Do you want to tell him or should I? 1.5604 0.04271 298 175 79 44
240 When you say, “Bring the heat,” you do realize what could happen here, right princess? 1.5601 0.03957 316 178 99 39
241 He can’t save you this time toots, I’m on fire. 1.5601 0.03896 341 196 99 46
242 Last game. It's almost knight time. 1.5600 0.04089 325 191 86 48
243 The winner gets the Prince!! 1.5587 0.04117 315 184 86 45
244 Here comes another one. Want me to eat this guy too? 1.5581 0.04291 301 179 76 46
245 Uh-oh. Here comes one of the knights of the tennis table. 1.5579 0.03749 337 187 112 38
246 One more point and we'll break for lunch. 1.5570 0.04098 307 177 89 41
247 Don’t look now…but it’s a heteronormative knight in shining armor whose aim is to confine you to the gendered role of damsel in distress. 1.5556 0.04389 297 180 69 48
248 Here comes the prince, tell him I'm your cousin. 1.5544 0.04126 294 168 89 37
249 If he tries to mansplain topspin to you I'll toast his head like a marshmallow. 1.5539 0.03969 343 203 90 50
250 Hope he’s here to rescue your backhand. 1.5539 0.04351 269 155 79 35
251 This'll have to be match point, Princess. Your ride is here. 1.5535 0.03891 318 179 102 37
252 Can we finish this game after lunch? 1.5524 0.04385 286 171 72 43
253 He’s going to get really upset when he finds out what else we do. 1.5521 0.04286 326 203 66 57
254 Oh, here we go again, here comes Mr I-Once-Beat-A-Dragon 1.5521 0.04192 288 166 85 37
255 Here comes our Uber Eats. 1.5518 0.04041 328 194 87 47
256 Loser has to go home with him 1.5517 0.03883 348 204 96 48
257 Fine, we can play doubles, but this time YOU get the horse on your team. 1.5517 0.06185 145 87 36 22
258 Let’s GO! My ride’s almost here! 1.5500 0.04500 260 153 71 36
259 Damn autocorrect ... I meant to tell him about you, a hot damsel in this dress, not distress! 1.5500 0.04305 300 181 73 46
260 I thought you were going to tell him about us? 1.5495 0.04110 293 168 89 36
261 Great! I think our pizza is here. 1.5492 0.04072 315 185 87 43
262 Is that your ride, or my delivery? 1.5492 0.04173 295 172 84 39
263 Match point. Winner gets the prince. 1.5479 0.04317 292 175 74 43
264 Must you be saved from *everything*?? 1.5472 0.04625 265 162 61 42
265 If he really wants to rescue you, he'd teach you a decent backhand. 1.5464 0.04344 280 166 75 39
266 Is he vaccinated at least? 1.5464 0.04101 302 176 87 39
267 Does he always come before you finish? 1.5455 0.04440 308 195 58 55
268 Damn, and I just ate 1.5455 0.04493 253 148 72 33
269 Looks like your ex still can't accept the fact that we're a couple now. 1.5451 0.04636 255 154 63 38
270 I thought you said you broke up. 1.5447 0.04302 257 146 82 29
271 Oh shoot. Your ride's here. 1.5441 0.04554 261 157 66 38
272 Did you guys get back together again? 1.5440 0.04427 250 144 76 30
273 Whoever loses has to marry him 1.5430 0.04302 291 175 74 42
274 Last set. My Uber ride is here. 1.5422 0.03961 332 197 90 45
275 Oh, great. Here cometh one of your Knights of the Rectangular Table. 1.5417 0.04451 264 157 71 36
276 How do you feel about barbecued ribs tonight? 1.5414 0.04361 266 156 76 34
277 Ignore that idiot. He will only play on a round table. 1.5409 0.04363 281 169 72 40
278 My last game, here comes my ride. 1.5409 0.04577 257 155 65 37
279 Oh great. Not again! Would you stop screaming “This dragon is killing me!” so loudly?! 1.5398 0.04242 289 172 78 39
280 Ugh this guy again. And I bet you history will only share his version of the story 1.5394 0.04232 254 143 85 26
281 You win, you marry. I win, I eat. 1.5392 0.04362 293 180 68 45
282 Yes, we can play mixed doubles but you get the horse. 1.5392 0.04281 293 177 74 42
283 You need to turn your location services off 1.5392 0.04335 293 179 70 44
284 I’m not going to fall for, The Prince is right behind you, trick again. 1.5387 0.03901 323 188 96 39
285 Well, look who found some balls. 1.5368 0.04374 285 174 69 42
286 So the winner rules the kingdom and the loser will work in a theme park for eternity? 1.5358 0.04567 265 163 62 40
287 Don't turn around. That guy in the metal suit is back. 1.5357 0.04404 252 147 75 30
288 Hey pal, the round table is over the next hill. 1.5353 0.04703 241 146 61 34
289 I think it's about time you told your husband about us 1.5352 0.04593 256 156 63 37
290 you even catered snacks? best game night ever! 1.5347 0.04645 245 148 63 34
291 Don't look now, but I'm about to get stabbed, and worse, you're about to get mansplained. 1.5345 0.04378 275 166 71 38
292 Let's take a break. Here comes my lunch. 1.5345 0.04096 275 157 89 29
293 After years of distracting her with “Hey look, a prince!” He wondered if she would even turn around this time… 1.5342 0.04508 292 186 56 50
294 Winner winner, knight for dîner ! 1.5342 0.04850 234 144 55 35
295 Fable tennis. 1.5338 0.04616 266 166 58 42
296 Princess,your uber is here. 1.5333 0.04573 255 155 64 36
297 Well, well, well... if it isn't Sir Losealot. 1.5331 0.04322 272 162 75 35
298 Game point. Only a knight on a white horse can save you now! 1.5328 0.04519 259 157 66 36
299 Oh. So now I have his attention. 1.5326 0.04053 276 157 91 28
300 That shiny guy with the savior complex is back. 1.5324 0.04282 278 166 76 36
301 Guys, I found my sword! 1.5314 0.04397 271 164 70 37
302 Oh, great! It’s your ex. 1.5311 0.04705 241 147 60 34
303 Did you leave your location on again? 1.5309 0.04439 275 169 66 40
304 I swear to God, Susan, your exes are the worst. 1.5305 0.04577 262 162 61 39
305 ‘he really can’t handle you having male friends...’ 1.5299 0.04467 268 164 66 38
306 You're early. We have the table for another 10 minutes! 1.5297 0.04388 236 135 77 24
307 Why did you call Uber? – I told you I would fly you home after our game. 1.5296 0.04210 287 172 78 37
308 Aren't you more into round tables? 1.5290 0.04247 259 150 81 28
309 Loser has to appease someone’s fragile masculinity. 1.5285 0.04402 263 158 71 34
310 Winner gets the knight in shining armor 1.5283 0.04377 265 159 72 34
311 And now for the sudden death round. 1.5281 0.04417 267 162 69 36
312 The game has entered sudden death. 1.5276 0.04380 254 150 74 30
313 Let's see how Mr. Big Shot handles himself at a rectangular table. 1.5271 0.04467 258 156 68 34
314 Back off Charming! It's match point. 1.5260 0.04218 289 175 76 38
315 Fine. But the horse plays on your team this time. 1.5257 0.04569 253 155 63 35
316 White Knight my ass. That’s Ted Cruz in a rented outfit looking for a photo op. 1.5253 0.05104 217 137 46 34
317 Agreed, one more game then on to sudden - death 1.5248 0.04178 282 168 80 34
318 Did you tell him he could "play" the winner, or "slay" the winner? 1.5233 0.04400 258 155 71 32
319 Uh oh, it looks like you're about to be fined for not wearing a bikini bottom... 1.5232 0.04767 237 147 56 34
320 I thought you said you’d broken up with that guy. 1.5230 0.04350 239 138 77 24
321 You promised it was over with the Prince. 1.5225 0.04807 222 135 58 29
322 We got a restraining order and we moved to the alps. What more do we need to do to avoid your ex? 1.5223 0.04899 224 139 53 32
323 Last point. Loser gets stuck with the knight. 1.5216 0.04650 232 140 63 29
324 Well, here comes Sir Killjoy. 1.5211 0.04328 261 156 74 31
325 I'm for real this time. There's a knight in shining armor behind you. 1.5203 0.04634 246 152 60 34
326 She’s hardly “in distress”! I’m only up three points! 1.5200 0.04506 250 152 66 32
327 Lose,and you have to marry him. 1.5200 0.04542 250 153 64 33
328 Oh great,here comes Sir Lobs-a-lot. 1.5198 0.04479 252 153 67 32
329 First come, first served. 1.5190 0.04831 210 126 59 25
330 You haven't told him yet, have you? 1.5187 0.04852 241 154 49 38
331 Do you even know this guy? 1.5185 0.04685 216 128 64 24
332 Him? Surely you joust. 1.5184 0.04539 245 149 65 31
333 He might have shining armor but I have a flaming serve. 1.5181 0.04661 249 156 57 36
334 Could you tell your boyfriend you're not in distress, you're just down two points? 1.5180 0.04193 278 167 78 33
335 Let’s agree. The winner gets the Prince! 1.5177 0.04826 226 140 55 31
336 Wasn't he working from home? 1.5174 0.04641 230 139 63 28
337 We'll have to continue this after lunch. 1.5167 0.04534 240 145 66 29
338 Does your husband know we are just having a friendly game? 1.5163 0.04598 246 152 61 33
339 Why does he always show up when I’m on game point 1.5157 0.04275 254 150 77 27
340 Daryl! Gwen! They're ready for the big fight scene on the set! 1.5157 0.04876 223 139 53 31
341 No. I didn’t say he was funny. I said, he slays me. 1.5150 0.04390 233 136 74 23
342 Ugh, thank god. This must mean lockdown is over. 1.5150 0.04556 233 140 66 27
343 You said it was girls’ night. 1.5149 0.04875 235 150 49 36
344 Match point! Winner gets a knight to remember. 1.5149 0.05072 202 125 50 27
345 You bet she’s in distress - I’m up six-love and it’s my serve. 1.5143 0.04878 210 128 56 26
346 Last point Princess. Here comes lunch! 1.5142 0.04548 247 152 63 32
347 I thought you disabled location services. 1.5140 0.04855 214 131 56 27
348 Loser marries the prince. 1.5139 0.05125 216 139 43 34
349 Winner takes Charming. 1.5129 0.04731 232 144 57 31
350 He's back. Why can't you just tell him you're not interested? 1.5129 0.04447 232 137 71 24
351 We may have to cut this short 1.5125 0.04686 240 150 57 33
352 Next point wins. Dinner arrived early. 1.5117 0.04827 213 130 57 26
353 Hurry up! Apparently I’m not the only one slaying you today. 1.5110 0.04646 227 138 62 27
354 Did you order takeout? You know I don’t like my kebab wrapped in foil 1.5106 0.04724 235 147 56 32
355 I know he makes you feel safe, but I just get the feeling he doesn’t like me. 1.5105 0.04471 239 144 68 27
356 That annoying savior-boyfriend is back. Want me to singe his backside again? 1.5101 0.04249 247 145 78 24
357 Oh, bother! Here come the rules committee. 1.5100 0.04412 249 151 69 29
358 It's your ex. 1.5100 0.05257 200 128 42 30
359 Well, this is awkward 1.5098 0.04687 204 120 64 20
360 Quick, act like we're fighting. 1.5097 0.04251 259 155 76 28
361 Apparently interrupting my serve is what passes for chivalry these days. 1.5096 0.04819 208 126 58 24
362 Oh great, another knight. How do they know to come "rescue" you when I'm winning? 1.5088 0.04461 228 135 70 23
363 One more game, then I need to to heat up my lunch 1.5085 0.04701 234 146 57 31
364 He’ll never serve you like I do. 1.5084 0.04525 238 145 65 28
365 It’s been fun, but it’s almost knight time. 1.5084 0.04602 238 147 61 30
366 I'm going to put a little heat on this one. 1.5083 0.04379 240 143 72 25
367 And if I win, your boyfriend has to wear your stupid hat to tomorrow's jousting tournament. 1.5079 0.04276 254 152 75 27
368 Your choice, being slain by a knight or beaten by a girl. 1.5066 0.04561 227 137 65 25
369 I’ll play you for him? 1.5064 0.04528 235 143 65 27
370 Here he comes again, Sir "Controlling Ex Boyfriend" 1.5063 0.04392 239 143 71 25
371 Doubles? Wait until you see MY partner. 1.5061 0.04549 247 154 61 32
372 I told you you should have told him about us. 1.5055 0.04243 271 166 73 32
373 Game point! Only a knight in shining armor can save you now. 1.5049 0.04938 204 126 53 25
374 Fine. But if I win, I'm eating you both. 1.5044 0.04631 228 140 61 27
375 Quick - slip back into your chastity belt. 1.5042 0.04747 236 150 53 33
376 ‘Ok, either you get him or I get him. This point decides it.’ 1.5040 0.04352 248 150 71 27
377 Hey damsel, being down a game hardly qualifies as distress 1.5038 0.04030 266 156 86 24
378 Tell your knight in shining armour that those fires were started by global warming, not me. 1.5034 0.05684 149 91 41 17
379 I'll be with you in a minute! This is match point. 1.5023 0.04816 219 137 54 28
380 Last game. Your ride's here 1.5022 0.04545 231 141 64 26
381 Quick,act imprisoned! 1.5021 0.04597 233 144 61 28
382 Dang. Hold my paddle. 1.5021 0.04702 239 152 54 33
383 Don’t turn around! Here comes Sir Cheats-a-Lot 1.5021 0.04444 241 147 67 27
384 This guy knows you're kicking my ass, right? 1.5000 0.04915 208 130 52 26
385 Just play it cool, make it look like we are just playing ping pong. He will never suspect a thing! 1.5000 0.05350 186 119 41 26
386 First to 21 gets the knight! 1.5000 0.04612 240 151 58 31
387 Just when I was starting to get hot. 1.5000 0.04755 200 120 60 20
388 Hey buddy, you know you're actually rescuing ME here, right? 1.4979 0.04296 237 141 74 22
389 Don't worry. That's my Lyft. 1.4976 0.04656 209 126 62 21
390 Here comes your ride. 1.4975 0.04685 201 120 62 19
391 Never bring a sword to a ping pong fight. 1.4973 0.04878 187 112 57 18
392 Great. Here comes Prince Buzzkill. 1.4957 0.04740 234 150 52 32
393 My lady, let's finish this game. My lunch is about to arrive. 1.4955 0.04693 224 140 57 27
394 Let's wrap this up. Your ride is here. 1.4954 0.04867 216 137 51 28
395 Can I at least get my serve in before you're 'rescued'? 1.4954 0.04640 216 132 61 23
396 Please tell me he brought some balls with him this time. 1.4952 0.04689 210 128 60 22
397 I hope he's coming to my rescue because you're already slaying me. 1.4952 0.04722 208 127 59 22
398 Takeout's here! 1.4947 0.05103 190 119 48 23
399 Okay...winner gets him. 1.4940 0.04459 251 158 62 31
400 He's confused that it's not a round table. 1.4930 0.04416 215 127 70 18
401 Right on time. I’m starved. 1.4930 0.04794 215 135 54 26
402 She's already slaying me! 1.4928 0.04850 209 131 53 25
403 Oh how cliche.” 1.4928 0.04788 207 128 56 23
404 I think he’s just upset that ping-pong became an Olympic sport while jousting has been ignored for so long. 1.4927 0.04619 205 123 63 19
405 Break's over. Looks like they're ready to shoot the battle scene. 1.4925 0.04943 201 126 51 24
406 The winner gets him. 1.4925 0.05189 201 131 41 29
407 Princess Adalind was astonished at the skill her future mother-in-law displayed at table tennis. 1.4922 0.05304 193 126 39 28
408 This won't save you...he's only good at a round table. 1.4921 0.04955 189 116 53 20
409 Time out! Here comes the pizza! 1.4916 0.04525 238 149 61 28
410 They probably want to play Doubles. I’ll take the horse. 1.4916 0.04324 238 144 71 23
411 Doesn't he know the paddle is mightier than the sword? 1.4902 0.04987 204 130 48 26
412 Who brings a sword to table tennis? 1.4890 0.05153 182 114 47 21
413 Excuse me while I take a smoke break. 1.4889 0.05013 180 110 52 18
414 I don't care whose coming, you don't stop just when I'm winning. 1.4888 0.05418 178 115 39 24
415 Uber eats is here. Did you order your knight smoked or blackened? 1.4886 0.04728 219 138 55 26
416 Make this the last set. Dinner just arrived. 1.4883 0.04640 213 131 60 22
417 Should I be the one to tell him, or should you? 1.4879 0.04836 207 130 53 24
418 I see now this was all a diversion. 1.4872 0.05056 195 124 47 24
419 Quick, act distressed! 1.4860 0.05277 179 114 43 22
420 Food is here, finally, I’m hungry 1.4860 0.05076 214 142 40 32
421 When I say duck, DUCK! 1.4857 0.05062 210 138 42 30
422 Quick! Look distressed. 1.4854 0.04059 239 140 82 17
423 Let's pause. My Grubhub is here. 1.4851 0.04974 202 129 48 25
424 At least he’s wearing his mask. 1.4851 0.04823 202 126 54 22
425 This guy thinks we should play on a round table. 1.4847 0.04932 196 123 51 22
426 Loser has to marry him. 1.4845 0.04969 194 122 50 22
427 Lunch break! 1.4845 0.04969 194 122 50 22
428 Loser goes home with the prince. 1.4844 0.04785 192 117 57 18
429 For the life of me, I'll NEVER understand what you see in that guy. 1.4842 0.05209 190 123 42 25
430 Seriously, a knight in shining armor because you’re losing at ping-pong? 1.4840 0.04858 219 142 48 29
431 Well, you're off the hook, I see lunch coming up over the hill. 1.4839 0.05183 186 119 44 23
432 Darn, your ride is here. 1.4837 0.04927 215 140 46 29
433 Let me guess, you didn't tell him you were meeting me? 1.4833 0.04605 209 128 61 20
434 Finally—the pizza's here! 1.4831 0.05177 178 112 46 20
435 Look who’s right on time to save you from an embarrassing defeat 1.4826 0.04840 201 126 53 22
436 He only plays on a round table. 1.4822 0.05219 197 130 39 28
437 I may be a dragon, but he's a drag. 1.4807 0.05462 181 120 35 26
438 All good fun till the archaic one who solves problems with violence shows up. 1.4807 0.05405 181 119 37 25
439 This happens every time I'm about to roast you. 1.4804 0.04838 204 129 52 23
440 He’s come to ask your forehand in marriage. 1.4802 0.04880 177 107 55 15
441 Crap - act distressed … 1.4794 0.04634 194 117 61 16
442 I am sorry. No steroids, no smartphones, and no princes on white horses. Those are the rules. 1.4793 0.05247 169 106 45 18
443 Alright, one more then, but if I win this time I get to eat your boyfriend. 1.4789 0.04820 190 117 55 18
444 If he tells one more Monty Python joke, he's toast." 1.4785 0.05389 163 103 42 18
445 Oh god. here comes another one. 1.4780 0.05325 182 119 39 24
446 Oh great! You brought snacks! 1.4774 0.04875 199 126 51 22
447 Wait your turn, I'm already getting killed here. 1.4772 0.04964 197 126 48 23
448 Why does he always show up when you’re losing? 1.4767 0.05114 172 107 48 17
449 Late again! How Charming! 1.4767 0.05040 193 124 46 23
450 You win, I eat him for you. I win, you've got to marry him. 1.4764 0.05187 191 125 41 25
451 I thought you told him this was OUR time. 1.4762 0.04659 189 114 60 15
452 No way! I scorched him in the semis! 1.4762 0.04952 189 119 50 20
453 Help! She's beating me! 1.4759 0.04991 187 118 49 20
454 He never laughs when I say that the paddle is mightier than the sword. 1.4754 0.04828 183 112 55 16
455 She can fight her own battles, you tin can! 1.4752 0.04872 202 129 50 23
456 Your Uber is here. 1.4751 0.05516 181 122 32 27
457 Quick, act like you’re in distress 1.4749 0.04968 179 111 51 17
458 I’m not saying i’m jealous, but what if I just burned off his eyebrows a little? 1.4747 0.04567 198 120 62 16
459 I can’t put a positive spin on this. 1.4742 0.04633 194 118 60 16
460 If you take that long to fetch the ball next time we're not letting you be the ball boy anymore" 1.4740 0.05349 173 112 40 21
461 Oh, look. Here comes Sir Killjoy. 1.4740 0.05113 192 125 43 24
462 Don't give me that old 'look out behind you' line, buster! 1.4731 0.05426 167 108 39 20
463 Down by a few points does not signify 'in distress' 1.4724 0.04977 199 129 46 24
464 Rescue her? Dude, I'M the one who's down by 17. 1.4721 0.04749 197 123 55 19
465 Hey knight, you're too late. She's already killing me! 1.4713 0.05199 174 111 44 19
466 What IS it with that man and his swords? IF YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH US YOU NEED A PADDLE. A PADDLE!! DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A PADDLE IS?? 1.4706 0.04835 204 131 50 23
467 Well then, I get to call MY doubles partner. 1.4706 0.05155 170 107 46 17
468 He’s not slaying either of us with that outfit 1.4702 0.05532 168 111 35 22
469 Let me get my wife so we can play doubles 1.4697 0.04943 198 128 47 23
470 I wouldn't say she's in distress...she's up by 2 games! 1.4696 0.04801 181 111 55 15
471 Canned food again, I guess our game will have to wait. 1.4696 0.05050 181 115 47 19
472 That's not what I meant when I said you need "more English"... 1.4694 0.04928 196 126 48 22
473 Oh, think I will fall for the old knight on a white horse trick, huh ? 1.4693 0.05273 179 117 40 22
474 Looks like somebody entered the wrong tournament. 1.4693 0.05091 179 114 46 19
475 I must have left the drawbridge down. 1.4689 0.04876 177 109 53 15
476 Sudden death? 1.4688 0.05217 192 128 38 26
477 What say we drop the paddles, I eat him and you can keep the horse? 1.4688 0.04781 192 120 54 18
478 Honey, your ex is here again… 1.4684 0.04931 190 121 49 20
479 Happy endings aren’t real. 1.4681 0.04912 188 119 50 19
480 If I win . . . he's all mine! 1.4681 0.04912 188 119 50 19
481 Dang! Your boyfriend is here. Lets get back into the Dreaded Dragon and Damsels in Distress thing" 1.4678 0.05132 171 108 46 17
482 Is that the idiot who kissed you while you slept? 1.4678 0.05199 171 109 44 18
483 If you win I'll go fight him. If I win, you go fight him. 1.4677 0.05179 186 122 41 23
484 Game point! And my lunch has arrived. 1.4675 0.05038 169 105 49 15
485 Who wants to bet he's gonna explain the rules of the game again? 1.4667 0.05190 180 117 42 21
486 Guess who's coming to dinner. 1.4667 0.05806 150 99 32 19
487 Here comes that jerk with the monogramed paddle again. 1.4655 0.05067 174 110 47 17
488 Looks like we need to wrap this up. Your ride is here. 1.4655 0.05001 174 109 49 16
489 Well sure, NOW you’re going to win. 1.4655 0.04934 174 108 51 15
490 So is that the guy George you were talking about? 1.4654 0.05337 159 101 42 16
491 OK - you win you ride away - I win - I flambe. 1.4647 0.04946 170 105 51 14
492 I'm not falling for the 'Look, a knight is coming for you' trick again. 1.4641 0.05566 153 99 37 17
493 You might want to let me win. 1.4639 0.04687 194 121 56 17
494 Don't tell him I kissed you. 1.4639 0.04882 166 101 53 12
495 Last game; my rides here. 1.4633 0.04940 177 111 50 16
496 Loser gets the prince 1.4633 0.05375 177 118 36 23
497 Doubles? You get the horse, I get the knight? 1.4632 0.04872 190 121 50 19
498 I win, he’s mine 1.4630 0.05751 162 110 29 23
499 Sorry - gotta go. I'm on the Knight shift. 1.4630 0.05408 162 105 39 18
500 20 to 7! He won't get here in time to save you. 1.4629 0.05174 175 113 43 19
501 I think we can squeeze one more in before knightfall. 1.4629 0.05110 175 112 45 18
502 Alright, one more to eleven and then it's time for the barbecue. 1.4627 0.04835 201 130 49 22
503 Oh no, here comes Jeff. He cheats and never brings his own paddle. 1.4627 0.04886 201 131 47 23
504 Prepare yourself for some knightsplaining 1.4625 0.05085 160 99 48 13
505 I see you two are still texting. 1.4625 0.05162 160 100 46 14
506 Uh-oh. Ok, next point wins. 1.4620 0.04987 184 118 47 19
507 Match point. Ain't no one gonna save you now,Princess. 1.4619 0.04778 210 137 49 24
508 Well look who decided to show up…Mr. Round Table-tennis. 1.4607 0.04796 191 121 52 18
509 Well look who got a job as a delivery driver. 1.4602 0.04958 176 111 49 16
510 That guy coming over the hill slays me. 1.4599 0.04985 187 121 46 20
511 The classic tale of a man coming uninvited to either “save” the princess or “teach” her how to play ping pong. 1.4599 0.04749 187 117 54 16
512 Looks like the pizza guy. I can warm it up. 1.4598 0.04999 174 110 48 16
513 If that guy thinks he's going to save you, he better have a helluva serve. 1.4596 0.04781 198 127 51 20
514 It's match point. Hurry up and serve before this idiot tries to rescue me again. 1.4593 0.05303 172 113 39 20
515 Didn't I eat this guy already? 1.4590 0.05005 183 118 46 19
516 Jeez...not this asshole again. 1.4588 0.05082 170 108 46 16
517 Is your prince vaccinated? 1.4583 0.05161 192 129 38 25
518 Oh, big surprise. Match point and he shows up. 1.4581 0.04695 203 130 53 20
519 Of course he shows up when it's my serve. 1.4576 0.04937 177 112 49 16
520 Here comes another one. Why do they always think you need rescuing? Can’t they see it’s me down by double digits? 1.4575 0.05485 153 99 38 16
521 I thought you said you'd broken up with him. 1.4574 0.04907 188 121 48 19
522 Last point. I think your ride is here. 1.4574 0.04907 188 121 48 19
523 Don’t look now but your ride is here 1.4571 0.05234 175 115 40 20
524 Should I eat him or will you try that “Happily Ever After Again?” 1.4570 0.04826 186 118 51 17
525 Lo, cometh our Grubhub fare. 1.4568 0.05261 162 104 42 16
526 Your date is here. Scorch him or keep playing? 1.4563 0.05309 160 103 41 16
527 Let’s make this interesting. Winner gets to take the prince for dinner 1.4551 0.05284 167 109 40 18
528 Stop trying to distract me, knights in shining armour don't exist... 1.4550 0.04691 200 128 53 19
529 A White knight? Really? 1.4545 0.05021 176 113 46 17
530 I thought you said he had resolved his damsel issues. 1.4545 0.05932 143 96 29 18
531 We’ll have to fable this for later. 1.4545 0.05191 165 106 43 16
532 My Lady!! We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty!!! 1.4545 0.05091 198 134 38 26
533 He'll go away when he realizes it's not a round table. 1.4539 0.05349 152 97 41 14
534 Dammit, he found the ball again. I just can't hit any further away to get rid of him. 1.4539 0.05824 141 93 32 16
535 Toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 1.4539 0.05824 141 93 32 16
536 Don't look now but you're in for a round of mansplaining 1.4533 0.05400 150 96 40 14
537 Best two out of three. The loser plays St. George. 1.4526 0.04924 190 124 46 20
538 Hold your fire! 1.4524 0.05394 168 112 36 20
539 To be honest, your backhand scares me more than his sword. 1.4524 0.05123 168 108 44 16
540 Here comes Sir Cheats-a lot. 1.4523 0.04866 199 131 46 22
541 Here comes lunch. 1.4520 0.04869 177 112 50 15
542 You Uber arrived sooner than I expected 1.4518 0.05095 166 106 45 15
543 Oh look, here comes King Pong. 1.4516 0.05582 155 103 34 18
544 I can't play if he's breathing down my neck. 1.4516 0.05353 155 100 40 15
545 Okay, you ex is back AGAIN. Will you please just let me handle it this time? 1.4514 0.05231 175 116 39 20
546 Prepare to be smoked! 1.4514 0.05899 144 97 29 18
547 Time out ... lunch is here! 1.4512 0.05066 164 104 46 14
548 One of us needs to tell him there's no chivalry in ping pong. 1.4510 0.05158 153 96 45 12
549 Don't worry about Lance, he's only good at round table. 1.4509 0.05015 173 111 46 16
550 I just spotted my ex coming this way. This is going to be awkward. 1.4509 0.05147 173 113 42 18
551 Great, another man with savior complex approaching. 1.4505 0.05021 182 119 44 19
552 Look, I know what Arthur will say, but I prefer to play on a RECTANGULAR table! 1.4500 0.04949 200 134 42 24
553 2 Love 1.4500 0.04921 160 99 50 11
554 Another one?! We’re never going to finish this game. 1.4497 0.05904 149 102 27 20
555 I don't think your father likes us hanging out" 1.4493 0.05252 138 85 44 9
556 Excuse me for a minute while I heat up lunch. 1.4491 0.05143 167 108 43 16
557 He's going to want us to play on a Round Table 1.4491 0.04627 216 142 51 23
558 Looks like it’s time for my lunch break 1.4487 0.05168 156 99 44 13
559 Damn. It's George, again. 1.4486 0.05019 185 122 43 20
560 Let’s take ten, I need a snack. 1.4486 0.04841 185 119 49 17
561 Surely you joust! 1.4485 0.05603 136 87 37 12
562 Uh oh. It's the IOC. He's bringing you a bikini. 1.4485 0.05465 165 111 34 20
563 I thought chivalry was dead. 1.4485 0.05043 165 105 46 14
564 New stakes,princess: winner of the next point gets the knight in shining armor 1.4485 0.05043 165 105 46 14
565 Ohh look, Dan is out of his moms basement. Internet must be down. 1.4483 0.05616 145 95 35 15
566 You think I can hit him from here? 1.4477 0.04966 172 110 47 15
567 He's rescuing you? You're killing me. 1.4472 0.05425 161 107 36 18
568 We’re definitely better than him; I heard he uses a round table 1.4471 0.04853 208 140 43 25
569 Can we take a quick break? My one o'clock is here. 1.4467 0.05718 150 101 31 18
570 Oh, crap. Here comes Brad. 1.4467 0.05227 150 95 43 12
571 I don't like playing him. He's a little rusty. 1.4467 0.05478 150 98 37 15
572 We told you, man! You can't play untill you pull the paddle from the stone. 1.4467 0.05639 150 100 33 17
573 Last game, I need to go to work in a minute 1.4464 0.05119 168 109 43 16
574 Ok let's wrap this up,I've gotta go see a man about a horse. 1.4459 0.05614 148 98 34 16
575 You’re not the only one misrepresented by mainstream media, princess. 1.4452 0.05349 155 101 39 15
576 3 serving 10. And in an ironic twist, he seems to think you're the one who needs to be rescued. 1.4451 0.05136 164 106 43 15
577 When are you going to change your profile to in a relationship? 1.4451 0.05062 164 105 45 14
578 Looks like your idiot boyfriend forgot his paddle again. 1.4451 0.05144 173 114 41 18
579 I'm gonna need to take a breather. 1.4444 0.05287 144 91 42 11
580 Oh dang, here comes Mr Let Me Show You How To Serve. 1.4444 0.04700 171 106 54 11
581 Quickly though. My 2 o'clock is here. 1.4444 0.05030 162 103 46 13
582 sorry, knights only work in chess 1.4444 0.04881 189 124 46 19
583 Seriously? I told you to stop calling our ping-pong tournaments "battles". 1.4444 0.05399 153 100 38 15
584 This will have to be the last serve my dinner has just arrived. 1.4438 0.05095 169 110 43 16
585 Oh, come on. Is it so wrong to want to play with your food? 1.4438 0.05447 160 107 35 18
586 I am not falling for your "knight in a shining armor is coming" trick again! 1.4437 0.05368 151 98 39 14
587 You just know this match is going to get written up differently in the history books. 1.4432 0.04898 185 121 46 18
588 Winner gets the canned meat. 1.4431 0.05209 167 110 40 17
589 Ugh… he’s gonna mansplain ping pong to us. 1.4425 0.05312 174 118 35 21
590 Here comes the hero, to tell us how we’re doing everything wrong. 1.4424 0.05112 165 107 43 15
591 In the end it was not St. George who slew the dragon, but the princes' hellacious back spin. 1.4421 0.04686 190 122 52 16
592 Tell him we don't need masks outdoors. 1.4405 0.05320 168 113 36 19
593 Not even George can save you from my flaming hot serve. 1.4400 0.04967 175 114 45 16
594 MA’AM! DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR DRAGON’S EXTENDED WARRANTY? 1.4400 0.05225 175 118 37 20
595 Wow... Sir Lancelot doesn't thinkalot. He should have approached from the hill behind me. 1.4398 0.05088 166 108 43 15
596 He brought the wrong racket again. 1.4398 0.05229 166 110 39 17
597 What? Is 'devouring maidens after losing' a crime now, too? 1.4395 0.05522 157 106 33 18
598 Quick, pretend we're playing ping pong. 1.4393 0.05074 173 114 42 17
599 The one who loses, gets the prince" 1.4393 0.04940 173 112 46 15
600 When you asked if I had paddles, I thought it'd be kinkier. 1.4392 0.05691 148 100 31 17
601 I win,I eat the knight. You keep the shining armor. 1.4392 0.04935 189 126 43 20
602 Ah shit. They’re going to want to play doubles 1.4390 0.05058 164 106 44 14
603 And there's a flammable village behind you. Nice try now serve. 1.4390 0.05275 164 109 38 17
604 This was supposed to be our thing Jessica! 1.4390 0.05058 164 106 44 14
605 Loser gets the horse 1.4388 0.05696 139 92 33 14
606 Here comes another one, how do you want this one cooked? 1.4386 0.05442 171 118 31 22
607 Here comes my 3 o'clock. 1.4384 0.05141 146 92 44 10
608 Given the score, I’d say it’s me who is in distress. 1.4379 0.05232 153 99 41 13
609 Better duck: you’re in my line of fire. 1.4375 0.05324 176 121 33 22
610 OH, GOODY!!! HERE COMES DESSERT!! 1.4375 0.05373 144 93 39 12
611 Harry isn’t adjusting to civilian life so easily, is he 1.4366 0.05516 142 93 36 13
612 I have a feeling ping pong diplomacy will not work in this case. 1.4365 0.05225 126 77 43 6
613 Yes yes Lancelot. You get winner. 1.4362 0.05068 149 94 45 10
614 Were you speaking clearly when you told him the you wanted to "play" the dragon? 1.4359 0.05693 156 108 28 20
615 How would he feel if I breathed down HIS neck on game night? 1.4359 0.04828 156 97 50 9
616 You think I'm tough? My boyfriend will slay you! 1.4350 0.05052 177 118 41 18
617 Save you from what? You are winning! 1.4350 0.04626 200 131 51 18
618 Bring it on, I beat Rapunzel last week” 1.4348 0.05045 161 104 44 13
619 Him again? 1.4348 0.04727 161 100 52 9
620 Damn, he's going to want to play the winner 1.4346 0.04780 191 126 47 18
621 Loser has to live happily ever after. 1.4345 0.05433 145 95 37 13
622 You said you were a widow… 1.4342 0.05085 152 97 44 11
623 Don't look now but here comes King Arthur again, if he goes on about why we should be playing on a round table I'll scorch him... 1.4340 0.05393 159 107 35 17
624 'Violence is never the solution, table tennis is.' 1.4340 0.05166 159 104 41 14
625 There’s no way he’s saving you. You’re down by five. 1.4338 0.05493 136 88 37 11
626 I thought you told him you weren't interested ... 1.4336 0.05486 143 94 36 13
627 At the count of three...duck! 1.4335 0.05265 173 118 35 20
628 He doesn't a chance with a paddle shaped like that. 1.4332 0.04853 187 124 45 18
629 Your knight is here... Crisp or medium-rare? 1.4330 0.04782 194 129 46 19
630 The winner of this game gets to challenge the misogynistic patriarchy 1.4329 0.05199 164 109 39 16
631 Here comes good old, "Let-Me-Save-The-Fair-Maiden", just when we are at game point. 1.4328 0.05650 134 88 34 12
632 If you think he is already suspicious, this is not going to help. 1.4327 0.05179 171 115 38 18
633 Always trust a knight to bring a lance to a pong fight 1.4326 0.05215 178 122 35 21
634 Better watch out I'm on fire today.. 1.4321 0.05318 162 109 36 17
635 Can't believe my luck, 100 years waiting for you to wake up, and now this? 1.4321 0.05097 162 106 42 14
636 Here comes your old flame! 1.4315 0.05316 146 95 39 12
637 Your Lyft is here. 1.4315 0.05404 146 96 37 13
638 He never shows up when you're winning.” 1.4315 0.05490 146 97 35 14
639 You're the one who's winning -- he's probably coming to rescue ME. 1.4315 0.05576 146 98 33 15
640 Damn, it’s your husband. Better put the shackles back on. 1.4312 0.05510 160 110 31 19
641 The loser has to go home with him. 1.4311 0.05337 167 114 34 19
642 Well, Isn't that convenient! Down by 4 points and along comes your boyfriend. 1.4304 0.05029 158 102 44 12
643 You're winning. Couldn't you just leave it at that." 1.4304 0.04866 158 100 48 10
644 Dammit, Snow White, I thought we agreed to leave Prince Charming out of this. 1.4302 0.05192 179 123 35 21
645 Why do you always pick the clingy ones? 1.4297 0.06043 128 87 27 14
646 I thought you told him we were still in the tower? 1.4296 0.05510 142 94 35 13
647 Speaking of tolerance and inclusiveness, here comes Mr. "You need to respect my preference for traditional gender roles" waving his mighty sword again. 1.4295 0.05324 149 98 38 13
648 Clearly, he doesn't know the meaning of "distress." 1.4295 0.05655 149 102 30 17
649 Uh oh, get ready for some serious mansplaining. 1.4295 0.05389 156 105 35 16
650 Ping-pong diplomacy doesn't work that way. 1.4286 0.04949 154 98 46 10
651 Uh oh, don't look know but here comes another straight, white male to cancel our time-honored cultural traditions. 1.4286 0.05874 133 90 29 14
652 I’ve been on fire and now he shows up. 1.4286 0.05545 147 99 33 15
653 Here comes a white guy to tell us how to hold our paddles. 1.4286 0.05311 168 115 34 19
654 Okay, that's nine-six, your favor. Uh, wait a sec. . . Can we take a short break while I go grab a bite! 1.4286 0.05378 140 91 38 11
655 I can't play with something shining in my eyes. 1.4277 0.04932 166 108 45 13
656 Not sure he's coming for you or coming for me; either way, game over. 1.4277 0.05078 166 110 41 15
657 Can't wait to see him try to serve with that thing. 1.4277 0.05238 159 106 38 15
658 She's not in distress Lance. It's 11 serving 18. 1.4276 0.05248 152 100 39 13
659 Thank god you're here. She's up by three games. 1.4276 0.05338 145 95 38 12
660 Why can’t he use a paddle like everyone else? 1.4274 0.05969 124 83 29 12
661 Have you told him that we're just friends? 1.4264 0.05695 129 85 33 11
662 Loser has to deal with Sir Explainsalot. 1.4258 0.05488 155 106 32 17
663 Looks like your handsome prince got his tournaments mixed up. 1.4258 0.05174 155 102 40 13
664 Man, I'm on fire tonight. 1.4257 0.05515 148 100 33 15
665 Here comes Sir Mansplain-a-Lot to ruin the day. 1.4257 0.05598 148 101 31 16
666 Naturally, he has to show up just when it’s my serve. 1.4254 0.05441 134 87 37 10
667 “Dammit, can’t we have one normal game night?” 1.4252 0.05865 127 85 30 12
668 Did you order a pizza? 1.4250 0.06336 120 83 23 14
669 Winner gets his hand? 1.4250 0.05360 160 109 34 17
670 Why is it every time I am about to win some jerk on a horse shows up 1.4242 0.06189 132 93 22 17
671 Let’s take a little break for a snack. 1.4240 0.06039 125 85 27 13
672 Fun's over-here comes Saint George the party pooper. 1.4236 0.05711 144 99 29 16
673 Ugh, here comes the part of the fairy tale that you said you hate! 1.4231 0.05554 130 85 35 10
674 Head’s up, your Lyft’s here. 1.4231 0.06067 130 90 25 15
675 Oh great, here comes Sir Buzzkill. 1.4228 0.05649 149 103 29 17
676 Who order food delivery? 1.4228 0.05568 149 102 31 16
677 Is he still calling himself ‘the Knight of the Ping Pong Table?’ 1.4224 0.05260 161 109 36 16
678 Oh hell, here comes Sir-I-wanna-play-doubles-with-my-horse! 1.4222 0.06083 135 95 23 17
679 Have to run dear, my five o’clock is here. 1.4222 0.05708 135 91 31 13
680 You're about to get smoked. 1.4211 0.06698 114 81 18 15
681 He can't help you here... this isn't a round table. 1.4211 0.05564 152 105 30 17
682 How many times do I need to tell this guy,we reserved this table for a full hour! 1.4207 0.05331 164 113 33 18
683 Here's the deal: I win, I get him. You win, I get him. 1.4207 0.05679 145 100 29 16
684 I’m not falling for that again. Just serve the damn ball 1.4207 0.05594 145 99 31 15
685 No, he doesn’t look 5’9” to me either. 1.4201 0.04936 169 112 43 14
686 Little does he know, I’m actually the one who needs rescuing! 1.4200 0.05374 150 101 35 14
687 him!? he's not even wearing shining armor! 1.4194 0.05168 155 103 39 13
688 He can play winner. 1.4194 0.05248 155 104 37 14
689 I’ve had worse first dates 1.4194 0.05248 155 104 37 14
690 It's not a draw just because your ride is here. 1.4189 0.05075 148 96 42 10
691 Tell him you’re winning. I don’t feel like being slain again. 1.4184 0.05618 141 96 31 14
692 I hardly think losing by seven points counts as distress! 1.4184 0.05148 141 91 41 9
693 We better hurry, it's getting late and knight is approaching. 1.4183 0.05047 153 100 42 11
694 Damn, everytime I'm ahead that guy shows up. 1.4183 0.05534 153 106 30 17
695 Rescue you? He didn't even bring a paddle. 1.4178 0.05390 146 98 35 13
696 Oh, I love when lunch is served with it's own cutlery! 1.4178 0.05390 146 98 35 13
697 The score is 0-10 and the damsel is not in distress. 1.4176 0.04936 182 124 40 18
698 I doubt he can save your backhand 1.4173 0.05296 127 81 39 7
699 This’ll have to be our last game. I gotta go. 1.4172 0.05208 163 111 36 16
700 « Whoever loses this set has to tell him you just aren’t that into him » 1.4172 0.05061 163 109 40 14
701 Look at that fool. He can't beat either of us with that skinny paddle. 1.4167 0.05454 156 108 31 17
702 Quick...I need to win this otherwise I'll have to say yes to him. 1.4161 0.05180 161 109 37 15
703 # “Have you told him about us?” 1.4161 0.05028 161 107 41 13
704 Can't we even finish one game without that idiot showing up to defend you? 1.4161 0.05545 137 92 33 12
705 Did you forget to leave the note saying that I didn’t kidnap you? 1.4161 0.05641 137 93 31 13
706 He can’t save you 1.4160 0.05700 125 83 32 10
707 Did you order Uber Eats? 1.4157 0.05138 166 113 37 16
708 Wait, I'm confused. Shouldn't he be playing me to win you? 1.4154 0.05960 130 90 26 14
709 I knew St George. St George was my friend. You,sir,are no St George. 1.4154 0.05859 130 89 28 13
710 Even George can't save you from match point! 1.4146 0.05878 123 83 29 11
711 Oh great, here comes "Sir Best out of 7" 1.4140 0.05273 157 107 35 15
712 Dave, I’m with a girl! 1.4138 0.05920 145 104 22 19
713 Quick, we have to finish the set before the rich, entitled, middle-aged white guy turns up and ruins everything. 1.4135 0.05559 133 89 33 11
714 Here he comes to mansplain the rules again… 1.4133 0.05531 150 104 30 16
715 Are you sure you texted "play the dragon"? 1.4133 0.05531 150 104 30 16
716 He’s behind me, isn’t he? 1.4128 0.06143 109 73 27 9
717 I see Carl’s showed up with all the wrong equipment again. 1.4127 0.05551 126 83 34 9
718 If I win, I roast him. If you win ... well, I still roast him. But trust me, I'd be doing you a favor. 1.4122 0.05502 148 102 31 15
719 Fair warning. You know you're playing with fire. Right? 1.4118 0.05775 119 79 31 9
720 That pizza better be hot, or I'm eating the warmest thing on top of that horse. 1.4114 0.05322 158 109 33 16
721 Shit, he’ll want to play chess.” 1.4114 0.05322 158 109 33 16
722 Finally! Someone i can beat. 1.4113 0.05611 141 97 30 14
723 This happens very time I'm winning… 1.4113 0.05875 141 100 24 17
724 It's him again. Do you want me to eat him? 1.4113 0.05840 124 84 29 11
725 Oh crap. Put down the paddle and scream... 1.4110 0.05383 146 99 34 13
726 Your ride’s here, next point wins 1.4110 0.05294 146 98 36 12
727 Oh, come on! She's beaten me ten straight now. I'd hardly call that being "in distress"! 1.4101 0.05385 139 93 35 11
728 For the last time, we're not switching to a round table. 1.4097 0.05524 144 99 31 14
729 Here comes the winner's prize. 1.4097 0.05524 144 99 31 14
730 Big deal! So at midnight you’re a pretty scullery maid. I become a newt. 1.4097 0.05524 144 99 31 14
731 It’s totally my serve. Don’t be such a princess. 1.4097 0.05697 144 101 27 16
732 The pentathlon gets weirder every year. 1.4096 0.04839 166 110 44 12
733 Hold you breath when you serve, please 1.4094 0.05847 127 87 28 12
734 Don’t look now, but I think it’s your ex… 1.4091 0.05787 132 91 28 13
735 Oh, bother." 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
736 This always happens when I'm winning. 1.4091 0.06234 110 75 25 10
737 You can vanquish me after this serve. 1.4088 0.05536 137 93 32 12
738 You wouldn't happen to have a light, would you, princess? Here comes that idiot on a horse again. 1.4085 0.05303 142 95 36 11
739 I thought I was your perfect match. 1.4085 0.05579 142 98 30 14
740 I'm beginning to think that's it's not a coincidence that this guy always shows up when you're ahead. 1.4074 0.05493 135 91 33 11
741 "Knights of the Pingpong Table, is that really a thing? 1.4074 0.05392 135 90 35 10
742 Huh? You think I'd fall for that old "look who's coming" head-turn so you could slam that serve past me? 1.4072 0.05107 167 115 36 16
743 Ugh! Just when I finally got this thing out of the garage. 1.4071 0.05902 140 100 23 17
744 About time! Our Uber eats has arrived 1.4071 0.05450 140 95 33 12
745 Buzz-kill at 1 o'clock. 1.4071 0.05635 140 97 29 14
746 He's still not wearing a mask. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
747 Next point wins. My lunch is here. 1.4069 0.05315 145 98 35 12
748 Well this puts a spin on things 1.4069 0.05038 145 95 41 9
749 Remember, if I win, I get to smoke Prince Charming. 1.4065 0.05314 155 107 33 15
750 In what universe does losing a friendly game of table tennis a qualify as a source of distress! 1.4059 0.04900 170 115 41 14
751 Let’s take a break; lunch is coming. 1.4056 0.05457 143 98 32 13
752 Things are about to heat up. 1.4052 0.05869 116 78 29 9
753 Slay what! 1.4052 0.06120 116 80 25 11
754 Tonight is game night. Knight night was last night. 1.4048 0.04868 168 113 42 13
755 I’ll go get the centaur so we can play doubles. 1.4044 0.05657 136 94 29 13
756 When you said he was going to wear PPE to the game, I thought you meant a mask 😷 1.4041 0.05462 146 101 31 14
757 Did you…invite Kyle? 1.4038 0.06190 104 70 26 8
758 I think he found the other ball. 1.4035 0.05939 114 77 28 9
759 Thank you, I AM on fire today. 1.4034 0.06238 119 84 22 13
760 Always during my serve! 1.4032 0.05482 124 82 34 8
761 The winner takes him home. 1.4032 0.05716 124 84 30 10
762 Did you order takeout? 1.4032 0.06158 124 88 22 14
763 Hey, let's take a lunch break. I'm starved. 1.4030 0.05414 134 90 34 10
764 Loser has to talk to him 1.4030 0.05716 134 93 28 13
765 Another perfectly delightful match of table tennis ruined by some fool playing out his damsel-in-distress fantasy! 1.4028 0.05151 144 96 38 10
766 He's back again. I wish you'd tell him we're just friends... 1.4028 0.05515 144 100 30 14
767 No one will be slaying anyone. We settle things on the table around here. 1.4027 0.05121 149 100 38 11
768 I need to stop for a snack. 1.4016 0.05541 122 81 33 8
769 You're down by 12 points; he can't save you this time. 1.4015 0.05527 137 94 31 12
770 It's my husband. Act normal. 1.4014 0.05747 142 101 25 16
771 Again?! This happens every time I’m about to win. 1.4013 0.05020 157 106 39 12
772 Stop Dragonsplaining and serve already. 1.4013 0.05486 157 112 27 18
773 Why does he always think you need to be rescued when I'm serving for match point? 1.4000 0.06026 115 79 26 10
774 If you don't want to pretend to lose at Ping Pong for the rest of your life...get on my back now and let's get out of here. 1.4000 0.05633 115 76 32 7
775 George, she beat you; you're out of the tournament. 1.4000 0.05484 135 92 32 11
776 Damn, I'm being profiled again! 1.4000 0.06081 120 84 24 12
777 Big deal. He can't handle my slice. 1.4000 0.05565 125 84 32 9
778 I am not in distress, I am ahead 2 games to none. 1.4000 0.04964 170 117 38 15
779 You still have to win by two. 1.4000 0.05441 140 96 32 12
780 Im coming princess!” “Shut up Arthur, I’m up three. 1.4000 0.05632 130 89 30 11
781 I think it's George. 1.4000 0.04964 170 117 38 15
782 Can I have five minutes before my rescue? I just need this last point to win 1.4000 0.05778 135 95 26 14
783 Loser marries him. 1.3987 0.05383 158 112 29 17
784 If I let you win will you tell the dragon slayer to go home? 1.3986 0.05316 148 102 33 13
785 Your friend is too late to save you from my spin serve special. 1.3985 0.05937 133 95 23 15
786 I’m fine with playing doubles, but the horse’s serve is terrible 1.3984 0.05693 128 88 29 11
787 Now, act like I’ve said something really funny. 1.3984 0.05129 123 79 39 5
788 You're going to have to tell your White Knight about us, sometime 1.3983 0.06154 118 83 23 12
789 We are NOT playing mixed doubles. 1.3974 0.05405 151 106 30 15
790 You can’t call in the cavalry every time I start winning! 1.3974 0.04979 151 101 40 10
791 Okay last game and then back to business. 1.3973 0.05366 146 101 32 13
792 That's 6-0.....Typical, the one time I'm on fire he turns up! 1.3972 0.05121 141 94 38 9
793 He’s not going to save you this time princess! 1.3971 0.05743 136 96 26 14
794 No. You can't just burn the balls you can't return! 1.3969 0.05904 131 93 24 14
795 Someone should let white horse guy know you're ahead by 15. 1.3969 0.05804 131 92 26 13
796 Here comes that idiot I thrashed in polo. 1.3967 0.05687 121 82 30 9
797 Help me, Knight! She's slaying me. 1.3966 0.05595 116 77 32 7
798 I didn't agree to doubles. 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
799 Yeah, the armor kind of acts like an oven. They actually taste pretty good when cooked. 1.3966 0.06348 116 83 20 13
800 You just had to keep shouting "Love!" 1.3962 0.06659 106 76 18 12
801 Quick! Get me out of this dragon costume 1.3960 0.05538 149 106 27 16
802 Well if it isn't Sir Pingalot. 1.3957 0.05557 139 97 29 13
803 Hang on a sec, my Grubhub is here. 1.3955 0.05607 134 93 29 12
804 It's my pleasure to serve, princess! 1.3955 0.04884 177 123 38 16
805 Do we have to play chess when he gets here? I'm sick of being a pawn. 1.3949 0.05404 157 112 28 17
806 Score is forty-love, making you quite the damsel in distress. 1.3944 0.05285 142 97 34 11
807 Winner battles the patriarchy 1.3942 0.06470 104 73 21 10
808 He can beg all he wants,but I am not playing round table tennis! 1.3939 0.05964 132 95 22 15
809 I'm starting to sense that Saint George being the umpire is putting me at a bit of a disadvantage. 1.3932 0.05688 117 79 30 8
810 Best 2 out of 3 gets him, with or without the armor. 1.3932 0.06064 117 82 24 11
811 Here we go again - you better act like I'm going to eat you. 1.3931 0.05387 145 101 31 13
812 Quick round before I get rescued. 1.3926 0.05267 135 91 35 9
813 Chivalry isn't dead, it's just late to the game. 1.3926 0.05573 135 94 29 12
814 Does he know you talk that kind of trash? 1.3925 0.06050 107 73 26 8
815 You need to set some boundaries with that guy 1.3922 0.05937 102 68 28 6
816 No, no! We agreed - no knight to come rushing in to save you! 1.3922 0.05265 153 107 32 14
817 You don’t seem to be in much distress to me. 1.3920 0.05891 125 88 25 12
818 Game over. 1.3917 0.05833 120 83 27 10
819 It’s 20-6, he can’t save you this time 1.3916 0.05529 143 101 28 14
820 This will have to be the last point; my dinner is about to be delivered. 1.3913 0.06012 115 80 25 10
821 He's back on his high horse. 1.3913 0.05884 115 79 27 9
822 Game serve. I win I get to fry the knight, right? 1.3913 0.05580 138 97 28 13
823 Just when I thought we were going to have a peaceful afternoon. 1.3913 0.05288 138 94 34 10
824 I don’t care if his parents are loaded and he treats you like a princess, I still say he’s too clingy. 1.3913 0.05619 115 77 31 7
825 ‘It’s ping-pong, man. Not a Crusade.’ 1.3910 0.05631 133 93 28 12
826 Another knight? The last one couldn’t take the heat 1.3909 0.05790 110 74 29 7
827 Best of three, loser gets locked in a tower. 1.3906 0.05997 128 92 22 14
828 One more point and then it's good Knight for you. 1.3906 0.05347 128 86 34 8
829 Swallow the ball and act like I’m chasing you 1.3902 0.05845 123 86 26 11
830 I’ll play him next, but you should warn him that I tend to win in sudden death. 1.3902 0.05007 164 114 36 14
831 OK, one more game. But then I have a knight to dismember. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
832 He's really close to violating the restraining order 1.3894 0.05397 113 74 34 5
833 Did you order appetizers? 1.3894 0.05820 113 77 28 8
834 Quick, last point decides who gets to keep the prince! 1.3889 0.05743 126 88 27 11
835 Damn, can't he take a hint? 1.3884 0.05912 121 85 25 11
836 Fable tennis, anyone? 1.3884 0.05912 121 85 25 11
837 Don't you think your boyfriend might be a little overprotective? 1.3884 0.05551 121 82 31 8
838 Uh I don't think I'll have time for a best-of-three, Sharon. 1.3884 0.05551 121 82 31 8
839 Prepare for my fireball. 1.3883 0.06206 103 71 24 8
840 I believe it's your Sir. 1.3878 0.05583 147 106 25 16
841 Here comes somebody else. He can play the winner. 1.3875 0.04432 160 104 50 6
842 I know she's losing, but does she look like she's in distress? 1.3866 0.05860 119 83 26 10
843 One of us is about to get screwed. 1.3860 0.06293 114 82 20 12
844 Once you get them out of the can they're not that bad. 1.3860 0.06293 114 82 20 12
845 Just tell this jerk we’re going best 2 out of 3. 1.3860 0.05779 114 78 28 8
846 Again? For god sakes, it's play the dragon, not slay the dragon 1.3857 0.05787 140 102 22 16
847 Again with the species stereotyping. 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
848 I don't think this is the one, princess. He's got a real weird-shaped racket. 1.3852 0.05150 135 91 36 8
849 I'm not worried. I've played St. George before. 1.3851 0.05210 148 103 33 12
850 Don't expect him to save you. His backhand is terrible. 1.3846 0.05543 117 79 31 7
851 I thought you were the dragon slayer! 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
852 Oh great. Here comes Sir Slice-a-lot. 1.3841 0.05468 151 109 26 16
853 I was getting hungry anyway. 1.3840 0.05655 125 87 28 10
854 Where's MY prince? 1.3840 0.05879 125 89 24 12
855 Rather possessive, isn't he? 1.3839 0.05846 112 77 27 8
856 We are not playing chess ! white knight go away! 1.3836 0.05434 146 104 28 14
857 I already beat him in golf. 1.3835 0.05517 133 93 29 11
858 Shall we pretend like you’re losing so he can save you? 1.3835 0.05413 133 92 31 10
859 The take-out you ordered is here! 1.3833 0.06056 120 86 22 12
860 Melting the balls is cheating 1.3830 0.05294 141 98 32 11
861 I didn’t tell him, did you? 1.3828 0.05217 128 86 35 7
862 Let's just play to eleven. 1.3826 0.05738 115 79 28 8
863 The only thing that needs saving here is your backhand. 1.3826 0.05466 115 77 32 6
864 Looks like “Sir No-Backhand” is here to try his luck again. 1.3824 0.05012 136 91 38 7
865 Next point wins. Your ride is here. 1.3821 0.05832 123 87 25 11
866 I say there's time for one more 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
867 Ready for my "fireball" serve? 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
868 Loser has to get slayed or saved by the Prince? Ok, you're on! 1.3810 0.05387 126 86 32 8
869 Game night not game knight. 1.3810 0.06682 105 77 16 12
870 I thought you said he’d be too busy defending the castle?! 1.3810 0.05504 126 87 30 9
871 Tell him game point doesn't quite make you a damsel in distress. 1.3810 0.05317 147 104 30 13
872 I’m sorry but you can’t use your knight in every game! 1.3810 0.05840 126 90 24 12
873 Let’s break for lunch. 1.3805 0.06199 113 81 21 11
874 Okay, sudden-death point ... for your boyfriend. 1.3805 0.05939 113 79 25 9
875 Get lost, buddy, we’re in a tie breaker. 1.3803 0.05263 142 99 32 11
876 Winner takes the knight in shining armor. 1.3803 0.05541 142 102 26 14
877 Ok, but if I lose, I'll still incinerate your village. 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
878 If he's not vaxxed, sear him 1.3800 0.05407 150 108 27 15
879 Sorry, but my lunch is rapidly approaching. 1.3790 0.05321 124 84 33 7
880 Looks like he didn't make the cut at the Round Table. 1.3790 0.06015 124 90 21 13
881 Best of three? Either way one of us ruins his life, eh? 1.3788 0.05217 132 90 34 8
882 I think he is on to us ! 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
883 The loser of this point has to deal with Prince Charming over there. 1.3782 0.05597 119 82 29 8
884 What, we’re playing doubles now?! 1.3782 0.05597 119 82 29 8
885 Swell. I’m winning and here comes your knight in shining armor to save you. Figures. 1.3780 0.04914 164 115 36 13
886 I enjoy our games immensely, Princess. you needn’t provide snacks. 1.3772 0.06154 114 82 21 11
887 Don’t think for a minute he can save you …I’ve seen his backhand. 1.3772 0.06279 114 83 19 12
888 20 serving 16. No one can save you now! 1.3770 0.05500 122 84 30 8
889 Your boyfriend’s coming and I get the feeling you haven’t told him that we’re friends. 1.3769 0.05267 130 89 33 8
890 Oh, Gawd. Here comes Mister “I have this table reserved every Tuesday!” 1.3761 0.05658 117 81 28 8
891 If the horse plays we could have a doubles 1.3761 0.06392 117 87 16 14
892 Ugh. Sir "Buzzkill" at 11 o'clock. 1.3760 0.05755 125 89 25 11
893 Never mind him! He can play the winner. 1.3760 0.05526 125 87 29 9
894 Here he comes again, Sir Micromanage! 1.3759 0.06000 133 99 18 16
895 I hope your prince has been practicing his backspin. 1.3750 0.05547 112 76 30 6
896 Time out,I feel a sneeze coming on. 1.3750 0.05431 120 82 31 7
897 Yeah, it’s him. Late as usual. 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
898 Just a sec: I gotta sneeze. 1.3750 0.05973 128 94 20 14
899 Snack time! 1.3750 0.05683 120 84 27 9
900 Does he need to make everything about him? 1.3750 0.05683 120 84 27 9
901 Can’t you see we’re kind of busy?! 1.3750 0.05083 128 86 36 6
902 Here comes another one with his outdated 1450’s “damsel” ideals… 1.3741 0.05217 147 104 31 12
903 I thought we were going to settle this at the table." 1.3740 0.05702 123 87 26 10
904 Oh sure. Match point and guess who just showed up? 1.3740 0.05818 123 88 24 11
905 It's about time the referee showed up 1.3740 0.05584 123 86 28 9
906 Mixed doubles? Sure. Just give me a few minutes, I’ll see if Grendel’s free. 1.3740 0.05584 123 86 28 9
907 I'm the one who needs rescuing. She's slaying me with her forehand topspin. 1.3739 0.05983 115 82 23 10
908 Now I know what you're up to. Knight to Queen's gambit" 1.3739 0.05854 115 81 25 9
909 Oh good, he found that extra ball! 1.3739 0.06109 115 83 21 11
910 Alright, one more game but that's it. My mom wants me to terrorize a village for dinner. 1.3738 0.06161 107 76 22 9
911 Not to distract you, but with those storm clouds moving in you might want to advise your knight in shining armor to lower his sword lest the lightning fry him before I do. 1.3737 0.06514 99 71 19 9
912 Did you call an Uber? 1.3737 0.06514 99 71 19 9
913 I told him I got pinged, and if he thought I meant something else, that’s on him 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
914 Oh god, here comes another guy to humansplain the game again. 1.3731 0.05867 134 99 20 15
915 Loser has to deal with Sir Stalks-a-lot. 1.3730 0.05604 126 89 27 10
916 Thanks, but I can slay this dragon myself. 1.3730 0.05490 126 88 29 9
917 If *I* win, *I* get to kiss the prince ! 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
918 Can we make this quick? I have another match. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
919 I told you not to post your location. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
920 Why do they always have to appear on match point? 1.3723 0.05076 137 94 35 8
921 To slay or to play, that is the question 1.3721 0.06135 129 97 16 16
922 Ok, just one more game - I see lunch is on its way. 1.3721 0.04930 129 86 38 5
923 Loser of this point tells him 1.3717 0.06434 113 84 16 13
924 Even Lancelot can't save your backhand. 1.3712 0.05313 132 92 31 9
925 Why do they think we always need rescued... 1.3711 0.06606 97 70 18 9
926 So you've been playing me, huh?!? 1.3710 0.05181 124 84 34 6
927 Give me a break. You're only down two points! 1.3708 0.06267 89 61 23 5
928 Oh, great, here he comes again, no doubt continuing his unending quest to knightsplain ping-pong. 1.3707 0.05812 116 82 25 9
929 I thought you disabled the “find my” app? 1.3707 0.05681 116 81 27 8
930 Don't give up your Knight job. 1.3706 0.05407 143 103 27 13
931 Oh great, there's Arthur. He always insists on playing on his Round Table. 1.3704 0.05637 135 98 24 13
932 Here's your knight in shining armor, ready to mansplain 'backspin' to us again." 1.3701 0.05679 127 91 25 11
933 Next point has to kiss prince charming. 1.3701 0.05568 127 90 27 10
934 Can't win on your own, eh? 1.3697 0.05830 119 85 24 10
935 Great, now we'll need a fourth. 1.3694 0.05419 111 75 31 5
936 The winner gets the knight 1.3692 0.05365 130 91 30 9
937 Hey! You’re down 10-1. No knight in shining armor is going to save you now. 1.3692 0.05583 130 93 26 11
938 Didn't you say your husband was returning tomorrow? 1.3691 0.05332 149 108 27 14
939 Don't turn around! Its that stalker of yours again! 1.3689 0.05342 103 68 32 3
940 That's not even a regulation paddle. 1.3689 0.05484 122 85 29 8
941 I don't play doubles. One of you is toast... 1.3688 0.05270 141 100 30 11
942 Oh, jeez, what's he doing here? George doesn't even know how to play ping pong 1.3684 0.06010 114 82 22 10
943 It's game point, and now he shows up?!?! 1.3680 0.05740 125 90 24 11
944 The King thinks it's chess night. 1.3680 0.05627 125 89 26 10
945 Saint George, lamenting his habitual tardiness, watched in resignation as the Princess moved in for the kill. 1.3679 0.05893 106 74 25 7
946 Hurry up - I'd like to finish this before knight-fall. 1.3679 0.06334 106 77 19 10
947 Here he comes again. This time, just play coy. 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
948 Even THIS would've been a better finale for Game of Thrones... 1.3675 0.06021 117 85 21 11
949 Tell your knight in shining armor he’ll play better with a paddle. 1.3675 0.05642 117 82 27 8
950 Good grief. This is SO 12th century! 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
951 Damsel in distress my ass. 1.3670 0.06340 109 80 18 11
952 I don't know what you see in him. I don't find him charming and his paddle skills stink. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
953 He just can't seem to accept our non-traditional narrative. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
954 I'm guessing you still haven't had that talk with Jerome about his savior complex. 1.3667 0.05790 120 86 24 10
955 Oh yeah,you should see me when I’m hot! 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
956 'Hey, you two, stop hitting the ball so wide. Tired of fetching.!' 1.3664 0.05956 131 98 18 15
957 She says she doesn't want to subjected to the emotional labor of your medieval gender paradigms anymore. 1.3661 0.06213 112 82 19 11
958 Your hero knows nothing of square tables. 1.3654 0.05965 104 73 24 7
959 When are you going to tell your ex that you are a lesbian? 1.3652 0.06338 115 86 16 13
960 If I win this point Lancelot is toast 1.3651 0.05812 126 92 22 12
961 Let's finish this game before knightfall. 1.3651 0.05589 126 90 26 10
962 The winner kisses the frog, the loser gets the knight! 1.3651 0.05920 126 93 20 13
963 Do you think he will kiss me also? 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
964 Oh look! Your old flame! 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
965 Who invited George? 1.3645 0.05376 107 72 31 4
966 I’m keeping my eye on the ball, and I’m certainly not falling for that “knight in shining armor” line. 1.3636 0.05880 110 78 24 8
967 Last point. It’s barbecue knight. 1.3636 0.06157 110 80 20 10
968 Hold your horses. You’ve got next. 1.3636 0.05984 121 89 20 12
969 When I said put a little English on it, I didn’t mean him. 1.3636 0.05880 110 78 24 8
970 I don't want this game to go into sudden death. 1.3630 0.05216 135 95 31 9
971 You can't join us. That is not a regulation paddle. 1.3629 0.05649 124 89 25 10
972 So you guys are, like, really into cosplay. 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
973 He just wants to slay me because he can't handle my spin serve. 1.3628 0.05631 113 79 27 7
974 Put some heat on it 1.3627 0.05536 102 69 29 4
975 Oh here comes another one— want me to take care of it? 1.3627 0.06651 102 76 15 11
976 I suppose he is coming to protect and serve. 1.3623 0.05339 138 99 28 11
977 Sorry, I've gotta forfeit—my Uber's here already. 1.3621 0.05252 116 79 32 5
978 If you let me win this game, I won't incinerate him. 1.3619 0.06366 105 77 18 10
979 It's just another middle-aged white knight who thinks you need to be rescued. 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
980 Oh, sure! Just when I get the serve, here comes Arthur and he wants his table back. 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
981 I'm going to slay you this time. 1.3611 0.05497 108 74 29 5
982 Don't you feel like you're in a bad Ingmar Bergman film? 1.3611 0.06234 108 79 19 10
983 Uh-oh, here comes killjoy 1.3608 0.06584 97 71 17 9
984 Hark ! What Knight through yonder Winter breaks ? 1.3607 0.06056 122 91 18 13
985 Are you going to be the one to tell him that we are playing best out of three? 1.3607 0.05590 122 87 26 9
986 That's cheating! 1.3604 0.05836 111 79 24 8
987 It will take more than a knight in shining armor to save you from triple match point. 1.3604 0.06110 111 81 20 10
988 He can wait. Serve! 1.3604 0.05836 111 79 24 8
989 Time flies! We play all day then knight comes 1.3604 0.05975 111 80 22 9
990 Leave me alone bro, I'm dealing with this dragon. 1.3604 0.05399 111 76 30 5
991 King Arthur insists that we play on a round table. 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
992 Great, it looks like they double booked the field with the Jousting Club again. 1.3603 0.05589 136 100 23 13
993 Here comes the fun police. 1.3600 0.06439 100 73 18 9
994 If I win this point, I walk away and he still gets to be the hero. 1.3596 0.06246 114 85 17 12
995 Don't you think you're being a bad sport about this? 1.3596 0.05861 114 82 23 9
996 So, how do you feel about barbecue for lunch? 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
997 I’ll let you win, if you tell him you’re in distress. 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
998 Well, we could use two more balls. 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
999 Your boyfriend can’t save you from my top spin. 1.3583 0.05650 120 86 25 9
1000 I thought it was just going to be the two of us. 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
1001 Oh great, here comes Sir Wheel the third 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
1002 And I don't give a "damsel" who is coming to save you. 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
1003 Lord of the Pings 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
1004 Don't be so impatient, St. George! I'm winning. 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
1005 Don't tell me you posted another 'Distress' Instagram! 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
1006 Who rides on a horse with his sword hanging loose like that? I hope he’s at least wearing a mask. 1.3577 0.05901 123 91 20 12
1007 If that twit as much as breaks my concentration, I will crisp him! 1.3577 0.05307 123 86 30 7
1008 Mask or no mask, I’m asking to see his vaccine card. 1.3577 0.05787 123 90 22 11
1009 I said slay it not play it! 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
1010 Darn! “Once upon a time got us” 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
1011 Never bring a sword to a paddle fight! 1.3571 0.05652 112 79 26 7
1012 The ball boy’s finally back. I’ll try not to smash so hard anymore 1.3571 0.06024 98 69 23 6
1013 Hark! Here cometh a man asking for directions. He must be as fictitious as myself. 1.3565 0.06199 115 86 17 12
1014 Yes you were winning, but here comes the patriarchy 1.3565 0.05818 115 83 23 9
1015 He just does not understand the friend zone 1.3565 0.05411 115 80 29 6
1016 He could just be delivering a pizza but I won't hold my breath. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
1017 It's about time you showed up! She's winning! 1.3563 0.06932 87 64 15 8
1018 Oh great,now he comes right when I’m about to win. 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
1019 This time, tell him to keep the round table jokes to himself – it's distracting. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1020 That doesn't look like a paddle. 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
1021 Oh no,your dad’s here! 1.3559 0.05318 118 82 30 6
1022 "Come on. Always when I'm about to win." 1.3559 0.05318 118 82 30 6
1023 Don’t you think your boyfriend is a little possessive? 1.3558 0.05784 104 73 25 6
1024 You forgot to postpone your own rescue for the next week, didn’t you? 1.3556 0.06574 90 65 18 7
1025 Let me see if I have this right…. I can eat him if I win. If you win, I have to eat him. 1.3551 0.06264 107 79 18 10
1026 But you're not even losing! 1.3551 0.05673 107 75 26 6
1027 If you think you will get better service from him you're living in a fairy tale world. 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
1028 OK big boy - you gotta get through me first, so serve! 1.3548 0.05972 124 93 18 13
1029 I knew your boyfriend wouldn't understand what type of tournament you meant. 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1030 ...if YOU win, I still eat your boyfriend. I just don't make you watch. 1.3548 0.05633 124 90 24 10
1031 And just when my killer spin got hot! 1.3545 0.05416 110 76 29 5
1032 I hope your little friend has some balls. This one’s cracked. 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
1033 Stop blowing on the ball before you serve or we'll never get a volley. 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
1034 Look at the score-- She's already slaying me. 1.3542 0.06102 96 68 22 6
1035 Him and his horse both cheat. I really don't want to play partners. 1.3540 0.06018 113 83 20 10
1036 What's with the sword? I told him he needs to bring a paddle to play. 1.3535 0.06471 99 73 17 9
1037 You win it's your partner, I win it's my dinner. 1.3534 0.05905 116 85 21 10
1038 This IS the big fight scene when you’re going straight to video. 1.3534 0.05373 116 81 29 6
1039 Ugh, the note said that I needed a girls' night, not a girl's knight. 1.3534 0.05566 133 98 23 12
1040 Argh... I keep explaining to him it's a round of table tennis, not a round table menace... 1.3529 0.06331 102 75 18 9
1041 Quick ! Think of a way to explain our relationship 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
1042 This one I will serve well done. 1.3524 0.06488 105 79 15 11
1043 You said this was a single's match! 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1044 Not white male privilege again... 1.3516 0.07054 91 69 12 10
1045 Just one fan again today...ping pong just isn't as popular when we aren't in bikinis. 1.3511 0.06715 94 70 15 9
1046 Does he know that we are just friends? 1.3509 0.05429 114 80 28 6
1047 Your idiot boyfriend will never beat me with that ridiculous pointy paddle he's brandishing. 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
1048 Ah, Christ, don’t turn around. It’s Steve. 1.3504 0.06108 117 88 17 12
1049 My boyfriends back and you're gonna be in trouble 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
1050 The real competition has arrived princess, your Prince charming and I don't think he wants to play ping pong 1.3500 0.05994 120 90 18 12
1051 Hey princess don’t look now but remember that one knight stand I told you about? 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1052 If you win, your boyfriend gets to slay me. If I win, you get me a three-picture deal with Disney. 1.3500 0.05638 140 106 19 15
1053 Yonder comes Sir Buttsinalot! 1.3500 0.05994 120 90 18 12
1054 Ok. So, winner gets the table? 1.3500 0.05507 120 86 26 8
1055 Not so fast, your highness. You have to win by two! 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1056 The winner takes the castle and the horse. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
1057 Best play on speedily, for verily, methinks this knight will soon fall. 1.3492 0.05781 126 94 20 12
1058 No! You can have the horse as a doubles partner this time! 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
1059 So we're agreed. Whoever scores the next point gets to eat the prince. 1.3491 0.06294 106 79 17 10
1060 If I ace this serve, do I get to eat the clown on the horse? 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
1061 From my perspective, I saved her from you… 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
1062 You’re served next. 1.3491 0.05199 106 72 31 3
1063 I said no guest shots. 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
1064 Ha! Match point. You're a little late pal. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1065 Even a knight in shining armor won't help you win this match. 1.3482 0.05910 112 82 21 9
1066 Set point, you need to be rescued. 1.3482 0.05486 112 79 27 6
1067 Yes, but losing at table tennis hardly qualifies you as ‘a damsel in distress’. 1.3482 0.05772 112 81 23 8
1068 I can’t serve while he’s watching 1.3482 0.05910 112 82 21 9
1069 After dual hemipenises with spicules and hooks, how could you go back to him? 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1070 Oh, sure, call George to save you! 1.3475 0.05160 118 82 31 5
1071 Really! You called in the cavalry?! 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1072 When you brag about your husband George, you shouldn't say "he's a saint"; the church has an entire process for that... 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
1073 I think your Uber is here 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
1074 Winner keeps the castle … 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
1075 I thought we agreed to make this our time without ol' killjoy. 1.3469 0.06819 98 75 12 11
1076 dammit, this was the last place I thought he'd look 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
1077 Loser tells the prince we're eloping. 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
1078 Here comes the trouble. 1.3465 0.06665 101 77 13 11
1079 Must he doeth this every time we play mead pong? 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
1080 Here we go. Now we’ll have to listen to all that Stockholm syndrome crap again. 1.3465 0.05956 127 97 16 14
1081 Knight to Queen's 5 o'clock 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
1082 No, don’t run. He just wants to play the winner. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
1083 You're next! 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1084 Princess, ‘tis I — come to play the dragon! 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
1085 Yonder brave knight can't save you from my topspin 1.3458 0.05954 107 78 21 8
1086 Looks like my 5 o'clock is early. 1.3455 0.05980 110 81 20 9
1087 Beer pong is at the next castle over, Sir Chad. 1.3455 0.05546 110 78 26 6
1088 Ah - -a neatly packaged barbeque snack is being delivered. 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
1089 Speaking of toxic masculinity… 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1090 With you down two sets, maybe this knight is willing to rescue a dragon in distress. 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
1091 Is he kidding? I'll beat him in straight sets, too. 1.3448 0.05625 116 84 24 8
1092 Oh, look! Here comes lunch! 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1093 This round is for another 20 years in the tower. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1094 I think we can squeeze in one last match before lunch arrives. 1.3445 0.05124 119 83 31 5
1095 I would say down 2 games to 1 is not "in distress" but here we go again with this wannabe King thing again. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1096 No worries. I beat him already. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1097 Don't look now, but i think your ride is here 1.3443 0.04907 122 84 34 4
1098 NEXT! 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1099 This game seems to drag on and on. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
1100 You're lucky it's a no-burn day. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
1101 Who needs a knight in shining armor when you've got that overhand, fair maiden! 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1102 You said we were playing singles 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1103 He must have heard "battle" when I said "paddle." 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1104 Pizza break! 1.3434 0.05948 99 71 22 6
1105 You win, you get Prince Charming. I win, I get to light the ball on fire! 1.3434 0.06447 99 74 16 9
1106 Aw, come on, just because you're losing doesn't make you a Damsel in Distress! 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
1107 Can you explain me again why all of them think you need to be rescue?? 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
1108 He knows it's the best of three, right? 1.3431 0.05305 102 70 29 3
1109 Look, Mr. Sore Loser is back, and he brought his sword. 1.3429 0.05384 105 73 28 4
1110 You get the prince on your side. I get the horse. 1.3429 0.05552 105 74 26 5
1111 Something tells me I’m about to be slayed. 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1112 Okay, two out of three -- if you win, I'll eat him instead. 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
1113 He just wants to play the winner. 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
1114 Prince Charming can't save you this time. 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
1115 Oh, great! Just when I gave up smoking. 1.3423 0.05651 111 80 24 7
1116 We'd better hurry up and finish, your ride is here. 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
1117 I don't know who he thinks he's here to rescue this time. That backspin of yours is deadly. 1.3421 0.05953 114 85 19 10
1118 Well, Missy, your white knight can’t save you from this serve! 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1119 Oh great! Here comes Sir Party Pooper. 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
1120 I can't wait to see the spin Disney puts on this one. 1.3415 0.06543 82 59 18 5
1121 Loser has to take care of him! 1.3415 0.05867 123 93 18 12
1122 Just to warn you, being down 8-1 to a dragon is considered "distress". 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
1123 If he mansplains the proper serving technique one more time… 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
1124 Game point! Where's your knight in shining armor now? 1.3407 0.06670 91 68 15 8
1125 I keep telling you, he suspects us. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1126 A game changer is approaching 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
1127 Regulation paddles only!! 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
1128 Quit dragon this game out, it's almost Knight fall. 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1129 Sudden death,or win by two? 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1130 Don’t look now, but he’s back. You just have to level with him and let him know that you’ve grown and it’s time to move on. My serve. 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1131 Little Jackie Paper finally came back for that rascal Puff 😢 1.3400 0.06547 100 76 14 10
1132 Quick, act like I’ve captured you.. 1.3398 0.06255 103 77 17 9
1133 Oh you wanted a fun “knight” with a k 1.3398 0.06552 103 79 13 11
1134 He brought the wrong paddle again 1.3396 0.06271 106 80 16 10
1135 Goddammit, I said dragon player, not slayer. 1.3396 0.06126 106 79 18 9
1136 Where I'm from, we call it escalating stalker syndrome. 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
1137 Ugh, I told him we weren't hanging out today. 1.3393 0.05314 112 79 28 5
1138 I know what he's going to tell me: "It's 'Table Tennis," not "Ping Pong.'" 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
1139 It's about time he showed up. This is our last ping-pong ball. 1.3393 0.05314 112 79 28 5
1140 If we're playing doubles, I'm summoning Dracarys. 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
1141 In MY book, the paddle's always mightier than the sword. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1142 Hurry up and serve! The quarantine has been lifted. 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
1143 Nice try but his shining armor won't deter my fire-ball serve. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1144 Tell your friend his sword is no match for my paddle. 1.3385 0.04951 130 92 32 6
1145 Can we keep the media out of this 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1146 I've never heard of the Knights of the Pingpong Table. 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
1147 Wrong table! 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1148 What's he thinking? Your backhand is way better than his. 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
1149 Looks like I need to turn up the heat. 1.3372 0.05388 86 58 27 1
1150 He knows we are just friends, right? 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
1151 Honey, I decided to just slay him in ping pong 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1152 He can play the winner.. 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
1153 Coincidence? Every time you fall behind by 3 that guy magically shows up. 1.3368 0.05720 95 67 24 4
1154 Wrong night man. Jousting is on Tuesdays. 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
1155 Once a pong a time... 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
1156 I really hate how he feels the need to yell “I’ve got next!’ all the way from the hilltop. 1.3367 0.05607 98 69 25 4
1157 I didn't think this game would drag on until night. 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1158 You think you’re on fire now? 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1159 Does he still not get that you’re into girls? 1.3366 0.06491 101 77 14 10
1160 Shut-up and serve! 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1161 Really? You called in the dragon killer just because I won the first game?” 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1162 Oh great. Here comes Sir knight again. Make him use the paddle this time. That sword keeps running the balls! 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1163 Arghh. He must have the smelled the smoke. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1164 Hey!! We still have an hour left. The judge said every other weekends until 4PM! 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
1165 Ha, made you look 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1166 Let’s not tell him you’re kicking my ass. 1.3364 0.06077 107 80 18 9
1167 I told you he was a sore loser. 1.3364 0.06077 107 80 18 9
1168 Dammit. Now pretend I’m winning. 1.3364 0.05368 110 78 27 5
1169 That whole damsel in distress thing. You're just a ringer! 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
1170 If this guy slays me, I just hope he treats you as well as I did. 1.3364 0.06231 110 84 15 11
1171 If I win do you turn into the Handsome Prince? 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
1172 here comes Prince 'Actually, you're not holding the paddle right' 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1173 Alexa, add another 10 minutes to the timer 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1174 Spoiler Alert ! 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1175 If he says “Ping pong, Avalon calling” again, I’ll eat him. 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
1176 I'm pretty sure he said SLAY the winner." 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1177 Winneth by two? 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
1178 Looks like 'Prince Bad Timing' has arrived. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
1179 It's... it's... Sir Backhandsalot! 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1180 Nice try,but I know he is a knight of the round table. 1.3361 0.05891 122 93 17 12
1181 Next point wins, I’m starving and it’s almost knight time. 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1182 That’s come ‘play’ the dragon, not ‘slay’ the dragon. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1183 Loser has to deal with that guy. 1.3333 0.05424 108 77 26 5
1184 Blazes! Just when I was about to serve match point! 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
1185 The horse and I will play the two of you in doubles. 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1186 OK, I need to get my doubles partner, Mr. Kong. 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1187 Time Out," said the dragon to the damsel. "I need a smoke 1.3333 0.06421 99 75 15 9
1188 Say good knight, Gracie 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1189 He's here, quick look like your in distress!! 1.3333 0.06309 108 83 14 11
1190 Don't look now, but it's him again. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1191 He only shows up when you're losing! 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
1192 He can’t save you this time! 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1193 20-19: Who’s going to save you NOW princess? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1194 Prepare to get slayed! 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1195 'I think it's my serve." 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1196 It's too late. Game point. He can't save you now. 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1197 I am NOT roasting marshmallows on his sword again. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1198 The next game is for who gets the knight! 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1199 I thought we were playing singles. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1200 Oh heck we have company coming, but at least he’s wearing a mask. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1201 Here he comes again. Get ready for some heat! 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
1202 Not even your boyfriend can save you from this serve. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
1203 Forget about the prince, he’s over the hill. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1204 Would you mind starting the barbecue before he gets here? 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1205 Why does he only show up when you're winning? 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1206 Here comes another one. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1207 You've won five games in a row. I'm the one who needs to be saved 1.3333 0.06723 93 71 13 9
1208 I said bring a spare net not knight 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1209 Remember, automatic forfeit if you torch the table. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1210 Here comes your clingy boyfriend. I just know he's gonna try to start something with me 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1211 I think if we hurry we may have time for one more game. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1212 If they’re re coming for mixed doubles, I get the horse 1.3304 0.06016 115 88 16 11
1213 I thought you were into frogs. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1214 Great, someone just brought their own paddle. 1.3304 0.05135 112 79 29 4
1215 He just can’t take no for an answer 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1216 Are you sure he doesn't suspect anything? 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1217 I think this has to be my worst, and strangest nightmare. 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1218 Best two out of three or Sir Galahad is toast. 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1219 Loser lives happily ever after. 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1220 OK one more round, but make it quick. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
1221 Quick.. I need a clean urine sample 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1222 Your prince is here. Shall I serve him next? 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1223 You'll need a lot more than that to save you from this serve. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1224 Don't look now, but there's something shining on the horizon. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1225 do you want me to smoke you now or later? 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1226 Do you think I could make a kill shot from here? 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1227 Okay, okay, sudden death round. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1228 The table isn’t round… maybe he will keep going 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1229 Oh great, another interruption. Do I need to eat this one, too? 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1230 What's he doing here? I thought you two broke up! 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1231 Don't look now, but I think your ex is here. 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
1232 "You're about to see me blow more than smoke up someone's ass." 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1233 Here's Lance - butting in again. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1234 No knights allowed is strictly enforced. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1235 Your boyfriend looks overdressed for ping-pong. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1236 One more set then it's knight night! 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
1237 OK, one more game, then I need a snack break. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1238 Winner gets to ruin his life. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1239 I know that guy. He's got a wicked slice." 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1240 I just find it a bit odd that one of those guys just happens to show up whenever I'm at match point. 1.3288 0.07569 73 56 10 7
1241 You called for backup? 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
1242 'Bout time Sir Slowalot showed up with the beer. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
1243 Looks like he's mad we started without him. 1.3274 0.05821 113 85 19 9
1244 Tell your knight he can trade his sword in for a paddle at the shop down the hill... I get this a lot 1.3274 0.05097 113 80 29 4
1245 Right now, all I care about is that your shining armour is getting in my eyes. 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
1246 Really, a knight in shining armor? I'm the one down three games! 1.3273 0.05184 110 78 28 4
1247 Oh Oh! Here comes that guy who insists we play on a round table! 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1248 And before we start, no, a knight in shining armor cannot be our impartial umpire. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1249 Oh this guy, he tried to slay me once before, but I always win, he can’t handle the heat 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1250 We’ll have to pick this back up next week. My ride is here. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1251 Match point. Good knight, sweet princess. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1252 Your tinder date is here 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1253 Winner gets to smash the patriarchy. 1.3271 0.06053 107 81 17 9
1254 It’s just me, and you. And that horse you rode in on. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1255 If that guy thinks the only thing the Chinese can do is play ping pong he's toast! 1.3269 0.06327 104 80 14 10
1256 If you win, he will take the credit. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
1257 I'd love to see Clangy Boy play a round in that get-up! 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1258 If he can rescue you from my flame-thrower serve, he's worthy. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1259 The sore loser is back! 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1260 I’ll be there in a second. I have to smoke this princess. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1261 Let's take a break. I need to smoke. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1262 Don't move. Some guy on a white horse is checking you out. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1263 Here comes your jealous boyfriend again. Why can’t he just accept our friendship? 1.3263 0.05487 95 67 25 3
1264 Ugh, looks like your old flame is back. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1265 Lemme guess. He took the 405. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1266 What’s he doing here? You said he only works knights. 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
1267 Loser gets set on fire! 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1268 And you thought John McEnroe had a fiery temper. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1269 Okay, he’s finally coming. I’ll call my sister and we’ll make it mixed doubles. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1270 I hear he has a wicked slice shot. 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
1271 “Is there a Monty Python Comic con nearby ?” 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
1272 Unreal. Everytime I find a worthy adversary.... 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1273 Here comes Sir Pongsalot to rescue your loser ass. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1274 Next point, dibs on your boyfriend? 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
1275 Here they come again, I really hate playing doubles. 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1276 You know, this guy slays me. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1277 It's just that sore loser George again... with some sort of new paddle. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1278 My next serve is going to be on fire. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
1279 Ah… he has returned with the game ball 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1280 Oh no, not again. This guy just slays me. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
1281 Just a minute. I am about to have a snack 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
1282 Ok. Best of 3. Winner gets the castle, loser takes the knight. 1.3239 0.07711 71 55 9 7
1283 This is why I hate bars. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1284 No more typecasting for me. This Disney rewrite better make some waves. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
1285 His paddle is not regulation. 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1286 If you win I'll eat him. 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
1287 Tell your boyfriend to get me a beer. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1288 His paddle is clearly not regulation. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1289 Sure he can play the winner IF he’s vaccinated…and the mask stays on! 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
1290 Great, now I need to find a doubles partner. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1291 Even Sir Will Shorts cannot save you. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1292 Not another White knight. Loser has to talk to him. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1293 Want to see if I can knock that guy off the horse? 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
1294 Great. Here comes the busybody. 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
1295 Hell, I can spin dry that canned ham with my heater on low. 1.3229 0.06538 96 74 13 9
1296 Dang. Looks like he wants his ping pong table back. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1297 Oh, great, here comes old "Slay to Play." 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
1298 Ha! Your friend is coming with the wrong racket! 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1299 Can’t we get through one freaking game without some douchebag on a horse showing up? 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
1300 One more ace and he's my lunch. 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
1301 Don’t look, but your ex is coming up the hill. 1.3223 0.04869 121 86 31 4
1302 He can't rescue you, I'm up three games to one. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1303 Winner gets to burn the knight. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1304 It's always the knight on the white horse. My taste preferences run to unicorns - and I also get a tooth pick. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1305 Here comes that Ding Dong to mess with our ping Pong 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1306 Okay. Last point. Loser gets the prince...and his mother. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1307 Here comes George. He forgot his paddle again. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1308 Fancy dress day at Google 1.3222 0.06672 90 69 13 8
1309 Playing with stereotypes, I see. 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1310 Really? This guy again? How many times do I have to breath fire before he gets the message? 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1311 Princess: “You got this one?” Dragon: “OMG just tell them you’re gay! I don’t want more deaths on my conscience!” 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1312 If I win this next point, you get to explain fragile masculinity to him. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1313 As a strong, competitive woman, I don’t need rescuing! 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1314 You win you get him. 1.3214 0.05658 84 59 23 2
1315 He's going to look awfully foolish trying to play ping-pong with that sword 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1316 You think he'll still like you when he sees that backhand? 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1317 If he makes one more joke about how this game is draggin', I swear... 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1318 He's mistaken. After your last serve I'm the one who needs rescuing. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1319 For starters, I'm going to set the knight on fire. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1320 What’s so charming about an idiot who still can’t pick a regulation paddle? 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
1321 Winner slays on? 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1322 Ok, here's the client. Let's get back to work. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1323 One-love. And here he comes! 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1324 Don't look now, but Sir Lobs-A-Lot is back. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1325 I don’t think that paddle is regulation. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1326 OK, if I win, I eat the Prince. If you win, I eat the Prince. I call that a win win for both of us. 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1327 Looks like he's signaling dibs. 1.3200 0.07391 75 58 10 7
1328 Oh, look who wants to play CANADIAN DOUBLES! 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
1329 They both got a little desperate for socialization during quarantine 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1330 Are you ready for my smokin' serve? 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1331 Stick around princess, you can play the winner. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1332 The winner gets to leave. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1333 He can’t help you with your backhand. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1334 IF SHE LOSES I'M GONNA EAT HER! (don't worry...I just like screwing with him) 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1335 You want doubles? I'll get my girlfriend. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1336 Ready ... Aim ... 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1337 Do you mind waiting? We’re at match point. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
1338 If I win, I get to eat him. 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
1339 Don't forget - winner kisses the prince first. 1.3187 0.06790 91 71 11 9
1340 Don’t look now but game may be called due to a happily ever after 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1341 Oh good grief. Another one! 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1342 Distress? I thought this was a friendly match. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1343 All right, the Mountain mineral rights and 51% of the Lair treasure. Best 2 out of 3. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1344 Listen we appreciate you coming to rescue her..but uh... We've decided to work this out a different way 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1345 We can play doubles, but the horse is on your team. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1346 She clearly doesn’t need saving! 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1347 Cute ain’t gonna get you out of this! 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1348 Okay, you can eat him if I loose. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1349 You’re toast. 1.3182 0.06770 88 68 12 8
1350 Are you ready to be served? 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1351 Loser has to deal with him. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1352 I could fry him from here. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1353 Spoiler alert, here comes George. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1354 I love game knight. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1355 When are you going to tell your boyfriend the truth about us? 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1356 To the death 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1357 To serve, or not to serve, that is the question" 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1358 I'm not just trying to make you look away, there is a knight coming this time! 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1359 Listen, it’s been fun and all but I have to move on to the next princess. Just tell him you’re not interested. 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
1360 It is 10 to 2! You really think the knight can save you?! 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1361 Excuse me. Lunch is here. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1362 Your Amazon delivery is here! 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1363 Not now…I’m winning! 1.3171 0.07129 82 64 10 8
1364 Dang, Sir LoseAlot is here. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1365 Drats, looks like you're about to be rescued by one of the Knights of the Rectangular Table. 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
1366 What a get-up! That guy just slays me! 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1367 You never told me we were playing doubles. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1368 I hope you brought your own paddle. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1369 First to seven. Loser deals with that dude coming 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1370 I'm for real this time. There's a knight behind you. 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
1371 OK...he gets winner 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1372 I hate myself for taking these roles but the work really dried up after Shrek 3. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1373 Your Knight In Shining Armor better have a better backhand than you" 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1374 He never remembers to bring his own paddle 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1375 You're supposed to be at the round table. 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1376 I warn you, I have a fiery serve! 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1377 Yet another of your swain doth approach, my princess. How would you like me to serve this one? 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1378 Being down 19-15 does not count as ‘distress’. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1379 Oh great. Just as we start having fun, someone shows up to avenge something or other. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1380 Fine. You can play the winner. 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1381 I hope he remembered to bring his paddle. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1382 Told you he’d figure out those were just pillows in the tower. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1383 If you win, you can go. If I win, I eat the horse. 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
1384 Cool your jets,St. George! I’m up ten to eight! 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1385 Not even he can save you from the wrath of my vengeful backspin. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1386 I was hoping to table this. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1387 It's time for a lunch break. Do you like your meat rare or well done? 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1388 Wait until he sees my back hand. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1389 Will you stay for dinner? 1.3143 0.07489 70 54 10 6
1390 We still have the table for 15 minutes. He’s gonna have to wait. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1391 I'm not falling for that old trick. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1392 Back off, Charming. I’ve got this! 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1393 Here comes my Disney ending. 1.3137 0.06228 102 79 14 9
1394 This is a table for two. 1.3137 0.05210 102 73 26 3
1395 Uh-oh! Here comes George again. Lend me your lighter. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1396 Wait. Weren't you and Harry de-royaled? 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1397 Great. 'No-backhand' Lancelot'll want to play winners. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1398 Hurry up, I’m about to get slayed. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1399 Game Point! Do I sense a damsel in distress? 1.3133 0.05667 83 59 22 2
1400 Ugh. Every. Single. Time. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1401 He's mine if you lose! 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1402 OMG! Don't turn around. You're gonna thank me later. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1403 Looks like he found the ball that rolled underneath the couch. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1404 Well you did wish for a fairy tale ending on Match.com. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1405 Destress! I said destress! 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1406 Let’s play for the castle 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1407 Are you in distress? 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1408 Ok, it’s one million two hundred and seventy-three to one million one hundred and twenty-two. 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
1409 Your brother is really beginning to annoy me. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1410 He better have his own paddle. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1411 10 to 6. He can't save you this time. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1412 Ever feel like you and I are just going through the motions? 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
1413 You're playing with fire, Your Majesty. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1414 I've been in a lot of these fairy tales by now but this is sure a weird one. 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1415 Quick, look like you’re damseling. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1416 This time winner gets to vanquish that guy who keeps calling you ‘princess’. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1417 Mix it up. Don't always go for the kill. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1418 I swear, if he calls this “ping pong” one more time he’s not playing. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
1419 This next point is for the Kingdom. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1420 I really don’t get what you see in him. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1421 Start acting distressed. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1422 You better hope I'm not a sore loser! 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1423 and we were having such a nice time… 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1424 Geez! Just when I'm about to kick your butt, here comes your boyfriend. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1425 Great...your ex is here. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1426 He shows up when I'm winning 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1427 Oh great here comes George. He never plays by the rules. 1.3107 0.06175 103 80 14 9
1428 You win,you get him. I win,I get him. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1429 That's not how we settle disputes around here Sir! 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1430 This should be a Grimm match. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1431 I guess it's not my knight 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1432 Game point, princess. Here comes the next opponent. 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
1433 She e she eeeeet 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1434 He always brings a sword to a paddle fight. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1435 Tell your knight that the round table doesn’t work. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1436 Winner gets the castle 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1437 Okay, another match point. Let’s try to wrap this up before knight is upon us. 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
1438 Me thinks your Knight in shining armour is about to become Toast... 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1439 Best 2 out of 3 wins a free knight. 1.3100 0.06466 100 79 11 10
1440 How many points for the guy on the horse? 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1441 I feel like you're letting me win. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1442 Do you really need saving every time you lose a set? 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
1443 It's all fun and games until HE gets here. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1444 Great, just as I’m serving for match point. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1445 At my house we call it Game of Pongs. 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1446 Fair warning: I slay. 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1447 Oh great… him again. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1448 Game point. Loser has to spend the night with Sir Talksalot 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1449 Does your boyfriend understand that we're just playing pingpong? 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1450 Do we have to go to China to play in peace? 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1451 Winner of the next point gets the Knight 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1452 C’mon you’re draggin’! 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1453 Why does he think he can win your battles for you? 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1454 He can't save you from my wicked awesome serve! 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1455 Keep playing, Dragon. That guy may want to challenge you but he's not in your league. The horse, on the other hand, isn't half bad. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1456 Loser deals with the prince. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1457 This next serve is called "Fireball" 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1458 Damn. It's a trademark lawyer. I told you we should only call it "table tennis!" 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1459 Ugh. He brought his non-regulation paddle again. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1460 Were you expecting a doubles partner today? 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1461 Maybe he'll rescue me from your wicked forehand. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1462 Um, how 'bout we just play to 11. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1463 You didn't tell me this was going to be mixed doubles 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1464 You're losing,, your boyfriend can't save you,,, and, what's with his metal mask; 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1465 Let’s see if he remembered the beer this time. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1466 Why do umpires always sit so far from the table? 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1467 Oh, great, just when I get ahead 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1468 It's always once upon a time -- not ever just fun time. 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
1469 Winner decides what to do with the next knight 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1470 Come on, just serve already! You’re letting it drag-on” 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1471 Quick. I want to finish this game! 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1472 A reunion, of sorts, unfolds in the land of Honah Lee. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1473 Quick, start acting in distress. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1474 Forget it. He's a frog. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1475 Here comes your consolation prize. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1476 I don’t think he understands the meaning of girl time. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1477 Oh good. Your Prince is here. Can I please go now and rain fire upon your enemies? 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1478 I do not think the Welsh will replace me on their flag if you win… 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1479 You can play winners -- but paddles only -- no swords! 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
1480 Sheesh - Finally I'm about to win and HE shows up! 1.3067 0.07346 75 59 9 7
1481 Just tell him that size matters! 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1482 We’ve been at this all day, let’s call it a knight.” 🏓 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1483 Dragon, I have you in two points. Forget about the knight. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
1484 Uh oh! I meant I will recuse, not rescue. 1.3063 0.04922 111 80 28 3
1485 Not everything is about you, Raymond. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1486 I wish you would stop blowing on the ball before you serve. 1.3061 0.06390 98 77 12 9
1487 Nothing will save you this time." 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1488 Ah damn he’s here! I thought I told you to turn off “locations”! 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1489 Susan was playing with fire 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1490 Union break’s over 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1491 Winner gets to knock him off his high horse. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1492 How would you like this one? Medium well? 1.3058 0.04817 121 88 29 4
1493 Your cheerleader is using a cheering device that is not allowed in this league. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1494 First he had to ruin bowling...now here he is again! 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1495 Oh God, match point and here he comes to try to save you again!! 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1496 Play ping pong, not war 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1497 i never thought I'd say this, but did we forget to tip the valet? 1.3056 0.05950 108 84 15 9
1498 Hey King Starchy Pants, does this look like a round table? 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1499 Let's give that guy on the horse something to worry about! 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1500 Shit, he's back. Hide the beer. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1501 It’s not my fault your arms are too short. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1502 Damsel in distress,my tail! With that backhand? 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1503 Something tells me this may be my last serve! 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1504 Winner eats knight. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1505 Rats. Here comes Ping-Pong-alot! 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1506 Let me just finish him off, Darling; then he's all yours. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1507 Warriors come and go. Friends stay forever. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1508 Ten bucks says he tries to score points with you. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1509 Here comes smoke and mirrors again. 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
1510 here comes the kill-joy 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1511 Here comes that dork that thinks you need help. I'm the one losing here. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1512 You want me to light him up? 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1513 Let me get this serve off and I'll show him what happens when something wicked his way comes! 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1514 Royals, Schmoyals... if you lose, I eat you; if he loses, I eat him. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1515 Will you tell him or shall I? 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1516 I don't think he trusts you! 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1517 Pay attention! You can devour him later! 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1518 If your boyfriend yells "Psych!" again while I'm serving I'll toast him like a marshmallow. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1519 Gees, where did he go for drinks! Camelot?? 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1520 Yeah,sure, like I’m gonna fall for that old trick. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1521 We better hurry, knight is coming 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1522 Stay back Sir Hack Kneed... it's the dragon that needs saving! 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1523 It's match point. Even he can't save you. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1524 Don’t look now, sweet damsel, but my date is here 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1525 You could just ... tell ... him you want to stay and play with me. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1526 Doesn't he know we're playing singles? 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1527 He’s my backup for when you get all fired-up! 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
1528 Oh great, 10 all game 3, and looks who's here. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1529 He knows you're winning, right? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1530 I keep telling him that paddle isn't regulation. 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
1531 COME ON! George I've even been letting her win!" 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1532 Crap! We got two minutes to finish this game before your “true love” comes barging in. 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
1533 I don't care what he says. I'm not playing with the round table. 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
1534 Do you like your ribs extra crispy? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1535 Of course he has to arrive at set point." 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
1536 "Where the hell have you been? I've lost $200 so far! 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1537 Here come the results of the drug test. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1538 For the tower. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1539 Quick, say the word and I'll change back into a frog! 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1540 I'll play you for lunch. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1541 Oh great, Gary's here. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1542 Act natural, the prince is coming! 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1543 Can you say possessive? 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1544 I said I only play nights … not knights 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1545 Here comes Sir Buzz Kill 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1546 Yonder comes Dorin the Downer. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1547 Don’t look now, but here comes your dumb ass Ex again! 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1548 Oh goodie! Here comes Uber Eats. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1549 Oh, look who’s decided to finally show up. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1550 Let me serve before I get served. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1551 I think that your homecourt advantage just arrived. 1.3014 0.05749 73 52 20 1
1552 Winner burns dinner 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1553 All this way to knightsplain that we're holding our bats wrong. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1554 I'll play you for the night in shining armor! 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1555 Ugh, he's going to want to play chess. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1556 Oy, just when things start to go well for me, in rides the prince! 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1557 I must take my leave now; your boyfriend approaches with my extinction in mind. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1558 Maybe he took my 'sharpest tool in the shed' comment to heart? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1559 I don't care if his horse knows the rules. I am not playing doubles with them. 1.3000 0.06601 90 71 11 8
1560 He really should reconsider what constitutes a 'damsel in distress'" 1.3000 0.05108 90 64 25 1
1561 I should have known 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1562 I've seen the horse play... I think doubles is out of the question" 1.3000 0.07435 70 55 9 6
1563 Oh no, not him again. He’s got a wicked serve. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1564 Knight: “I’m here to slay the dragon” Damsel: “ Forget it- I’m here to play AND slay the dragon!” 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1565 Serving Match point; oh look, here comes Sir Galahad. Presumably looking for a challenge... 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
1566 Hey what’s with the obvious attempt at intimidation? 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1567 The competition is about to heat up 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1568 This guy just can’t take a hint. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1569 I guess you never told Sir Spoilsport that chivalry is sooo last century. 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
1570 My ride's here. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1571 Calm yourself! Just because he saved you, doesn't mean he owns you. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1572 Oh I thought you said SLAY the dragon 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1573 Do you know this guy, or is he just here to call "next"? 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1574 Game Point. Loser gives the knight a ride." 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1575 Winner gets the live action Disney adaptation 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1576 He’s bringing you a bigger paddle. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1577 Seems like a win-win situation to me: If I win, I get to eat the guy on the horse, and if you win, you also want me to eat the guy on the horse? 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1578 I said bring the paddle, not the battle! 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1579 Ugh! Don't look now,but here comes Toxic Masculinity to ruin the game,again. 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
1580 As I told your boyfriend, a little spin on the ball is called skill. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1581 I win I get to eat you,you win I have to eat you! 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1582 The 1334 Olympics were cut short by another act of valor 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
1583 I thought you said you blocked notifications from your ex. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1584 Why does he have to turn every friendly game into a major confrontation? 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1585 Right, who's going to tell him he can't play with that? 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1586 Well if it isn't the Knight of the Rectangular Table! 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1587 Is your boyfriend coming to slay me or play me? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1588 Come on! Either play on with honor or retreat in a cheap stereotype. 1.2981 0.06244 104 83 11 10
1589 Not even he can save you from my famous spin serve. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1590 2 out of 3 he’s coming for me 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1591 I never agreed to play doubles. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1592 Ok this is it, loser gets “saved” by the knight in shining armor. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1593 Beware of my killer serve." 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1594 Looks like your dad from here 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1595 So help me Fiona, it’s his fault if I lose this point. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1596 Do I look like I need a knight in shining armor? 1.2976 0.06728 84 66 11 7
1597 There’s a lot riding on this match point for both of us. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1598 Oh, great. You invited THAT rat bastard? 1.2976 0.06728 84 66 11 7
1599 Oh Yeah, I'm On Fire!...and your friend over there is about to be too. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1600 I’ll slay, I mean, play, the winner. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1601 Match point, loser spends eternity with him. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1602 Loser has to pretend they're in distress! 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1603 As the last of my kind, I will agree to a doubles match only if we suspend the 'no fire' rule. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1604 Let me know when lover boy is out of town so we can finish this rubber game. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1605 You are soooo toast! 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1606 My point, I burn him. Your point, you can decide if he lives. You in? 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
1607 Do you know a guy in a helmet, carrying a spear and riding a horse as if to do battle? 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1608 I thought you told him something came up at work. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1609 That knight brought a sword again, he is so going down. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1610 « Your Uber has arrived » 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1611 Loser goes with the knight 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1612 Well this serve is gonna distress you even more 1.2966 0.05556 118 92 17 9
1613 If I win, YOU kiss that knight over there. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1614 Looks like Lancelot couldn't find his paddle again. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1615 No! You said I could have her on weekends! 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1616 This might be a strange night. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1617 Do you want to eat this one or is it my turn again? 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1618 Don’t look now but Sir Party Pooper is coming this way… 1.2958 0.05812 71 51 19 1
1619 Okay, if you win, you can eat him! 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1620 I’m in trouble… he’s a lefty 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1621 Excuse me, but I'm about to be doing a little showing off. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1622 More English is not going to help 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1623 Here comes your champion......he'll be toast soon 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1624 Here comes that idiot Prince again! Why on earth he can't accept our relationship... it's been so many years! 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1625 I think that guy wants to play winner. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1626 Oh hell, back to work. 1.2952 0.06041 105 83 13 9
1627 I told you to stop inviting him! 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1628 I don’t care if you’re a saint, George! We don’t want to play with you! 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
1629 Tell him that the real reason you're in distress is my wicked serve. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1630 Sorry, honey, this is not your knight. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1631 Please, just ignore Sir Lancelot, he is so easy to beat in his armor and he takes forever to recover the ball! 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1632 This sudden death round just took an interesting turn 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1633 Here comes another guy who thinks you need saving 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1634 Tie game. We’re going to sudden death, princess. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
1635 Best of three,loser leaves with the buckethead. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1636 Lancelot! If you want to play doubles, you'll have to go get Guinevere. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1637 Here comes your compulsive helper. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1638 Oh no, it's a knight of the tennis table. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1639 Looks like they're about to shoot our scene. Last point, Princess. 1.2941 0.06658 85 67 11 7
1640 Do you feel lucky, Princess? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1641 This what I call: " a knight-mare" 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1642 Chill, Galahad. She's not in "distress," she's just down a few points. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1643 Oh, look. Someone's come to take you to THE ball. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1644 You ordered Grubhub? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1645 Oh, he showed up early today 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1646 Hold on, my food is here." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali 1.2936 0.05727 109 85 16 8
1647 Oh shit your white knight shows up just when I'm winning! 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1648 Let’s see Saint George save you from this serve 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1649 What do you mean he’s here for you? 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1650 Is it true that your husband George is a bad looser? 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1651 I’m much more fun than Prince Charming. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1652 Will you tell your boyfriend to stop trying to kll me. 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
1653 No prince can save you now. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1654 If I had wanted to worry about your attacking knight, we would have played chess instead. 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
1655 Yeah? My doubles partner is Godzilla. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1656 I hate it when the delivery guy rides my dinner! 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1657 You might say we are putting a new spin on the old 'damsel in distress' routine!' 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1658 I should have known you would pull the old Damsel in distress. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1659 What do you mean I might need to step up my defense? 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1660 Loser has to tell the knight. 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
1661 It was at this very moment that Sir Edward knew he should have listened to his gut. For as he rode over the hill he found that his mother was indeed wrong, and that the dragon wielded the only weapon he had left behind. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1662 Knight on a horse: “ Only I, a man, can save you from the evil dragon!” Dragon: “Keep riding buddy, she doesn’t need saving, she’s kicking my butt!” 1.2927 0.05741 123 99 12 12
1663 Would you like a quick warm up before we start? 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1664 Sorry honey,just one more game. 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
1665 Yeah, he's got a nice game. But he always wants to play on a round table. 1.2923 0.06093 65 47 17 1
1666 Here comes Quixote - we’ll be all over social media. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1667 Funny how he only shows up when I’m one point away from beating you. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1668 Get lost Galahad! This is personal! 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1669 Aw, jeez. Just cause it's game point doesn't mean you're in distress. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1670 What is his deal, anyway? 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1671 Hey Princess, does Don Quixote know you’re the ringer here? 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1672 Damn You! This is a set up. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1673 She is having fun here. Go away! 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1674 I’ll be there in a minute. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1675 Afghanistan 2028 Olympic Games Ping Pong final Women defending 1.2921 0.06628 89 71 10 8
1676 Loser gets locked in the tower 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1677 Oh great, right on schedule. He always brings swords to these things, never paddles. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1678 Hey, mind your own business buddy. I've got her at 20-19, my serve. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1679 Here we go again. Let me smoke this guy and then we’ll finish our tiebreaker. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1680 Ha! He wore the armor. Told you he feared my backhand! 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1681 Please tell him it’s “Play” the dragon 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1682 He’s back for a return match. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1683 Your Knight can insist on Round-Table rules--but the ball is in my Court. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1684 3-10, you, princess. Match point. Oh, and here comes that idiot who thinks you need saving. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1685 He might be good at jousting but ping pong isn't his game. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1686 I know the work life balance isn't great, but at least they have Ping Pong and a relaxed dress code 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1687 This guy shows up every time I'm about to whip your ass. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1688 Oh, for crying out loud.... 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1689 This one knight will not stand. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1690 Do you want to finish the game, be rescued, or let me have an early lunch? 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1691 I hope he brought his own paddle. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1692 Is that annoying prince behind me? 1.2909 0.05826 110 87 14 9
1693 Ok,10 points for nailing Prince Charming on his chest plate! 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1694 Coming to settle a score? We can't even keep track of the score. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1695 I'm hoping for a fairy tale ending to this game. 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1696 This is what you get for Dragon this game on. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1697 I can't focus on my serve while he's yelling "I'll save you, princess," which, in my opinion, is a backhanded compliment. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1698 Here comes the legendary ‘Knight of the Beer Pong Table.’ 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1699 Put down your paddle m'lady. Saint George, my nemesis, has finally responded to my three-game challenge. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1700 I’ll skunk you, the knight, AND the horse he rode in on! 1.2900 0.06079 100 79 13 8
1701 Arthur takes his role as umpire too seriously 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
1702 He's right behind you. Quick! Act like you don't know me. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1703 Killing time 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1704 Imperialism to the rescue! 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
1705 Looks like a Sudden Death match is about to happen. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1706 Thank goodness my ride’s here. These games drag-on and on. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1707 this dragon slayer boyfriend is getting up my nose 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1708 I don't care if it's St. George - he's gonna have to wait till we finish this game! 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1709 And the bearded dragon scores! 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1710 Great, another knight of the table tennis. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1711 Think your ex knows about my flaming lob? 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1712 Oh great, here comes my lunch. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1713 Loser has to go home with the prince. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1714 I'm gonna get Medieval on you! 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1715 White knights are politically incorrect but you knew that “ 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1716 You can’t just burn the balls you miss 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1717 Let's call rematch before he gets here. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1718 ahh.. here he comes.. lests get into character 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1719 Forget the shining knight,Pyro. He’s trying to put you off your game and win my heart. But I think I can dust you off on my own. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1720 Fo’ shizzle, Sno-whizzle; my man get up in my grill, Ima make him sizzle. 1.2889 0.06562 90 72 10 8
1721 I’ve got the knight. The horse is on your team. 1.2887 0.06211 97 77 12 8
1722 I am so going to smoke you this time. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1723 Game point. Loser goes with the prince. Winner gets the tower. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1724 Stop snorting. I told you my friend George wanted to play. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1725 Some day my knight will come but, in the meantime, keep your eye on the ball, little fella. 1.2881 0.04677 118 87 28 3
1726 So I've been going on for, like, twenty minutes about how masterful the album is and it turns out that I've been mispronouncing 'Aja' the entire time. Oh, your ride's here. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
1727 Ready to get burned?” 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1728 I told you we're not playing doubles today! 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1729 Oh c'mon, man! She's just bad at ping-pong, she's not in distress! 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1730 Now for a foul and sudden death- 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1731 Yes, I promise I'll hold my breath but please ask him not to spoil our game 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1732 If I hit him, does it count as a point? 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1733 Ugh here comes that guy who insists on calling it 'table tennis.' 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1734 Good lord! He just can't leave me alone with my pals! 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1735 Playing with fire 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1736 The knight is about to have a bad day 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
1737 Here comes your boy friend. He looks like the jealous type... 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1738 Your team's mascot is culturally insensitive 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
1739 I must warn you, me lady. Things are about to get a lot hotter. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1740 Ugh, finally. I hope this guy can hit a backhand. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1741 It’s an Olympic sport whether he likes it or not. 1.2857 0.05733 112 89 14 9
1742 Oh great. Every time I'm a point ahead, Sir Busy Body shows up. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
1743 The winner gets to eat the loser, right? 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1744 Your white knight can't save you. I beat him last month in Tokyo. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1745 Nobody likes a peaceful transfer of power anymore. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1746 So what? Pot's legal in my state." 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1747 Me? He’s here to rescue you! ‘Cause I’m about to win the scales off your back. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1748 So I get this burning sensation when I pee... 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1749 Think before you snack... Think before you snack... 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1750 Okay,when he gets here you say the usual "Oh my prince,you saved me" and I'll hold my breath 'til you're gone. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
1751 What's he doing here? You're not in distress, you won the first game and you're up 12 to 6 now! 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1752 Who invited that asshole? 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1753 Canadian doubles? 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1754 Don't look now, but here comes another knight-in-shining-armor who seems to think you need to be rescued. At this rate,we're never going to finish this match. 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
1755 Jousting's tomorrow. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1756 By the time this becomes a legend, it’ll say I eat people, not beat people. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1757 Did you order lunch? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1758 Don't look behind you, but I think the King is on to our relationship. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1759 Have you told him you're already in a committed relationship? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1760 Doubles? Or should we suggest Bridge? 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1761 No, I said ‘DAMN this DRESS’! 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1762 Here comes Prince Mansplaining again to tell us how it’s done… 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1763 Do I still have to try to win so he can fulfill his purpose? 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1764 If I win, you have to get rid of him so I can go back to my own life.” “Yeah, yeah… just like always. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1765 You were right, Helen, he actually thinks this is a quirky side-quest. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1766 Oh look, here comes toxic masculinity. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1767 Here comes Mr Is it my turn yet. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1768 Don't look back, but your Prince is on his way here. What number Frog is he? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1769 What do you think that knight thinks he'll save you from? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1770 It looks like he's here to play the winner. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1771 Let's make this the deciding game. I've got a prior commitment. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1772 I know you're in distress about losing, but really? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1773 Invite the king over too, then we can play doubles 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1774 I hope he's not going to call "next" -- he killed me last time. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1775 I don’t need his help but you could use some, dragon 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1776 Oops, hold on one second, my food delivery is here 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1777 Things are about to get heated. 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
1778 This could be a heated exchange! 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1779 Best two out of three, and the winner gets the prince. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1780 You weren’t kidding about that White Knight Syndrome, huh? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1781 Well, so much for ping-pong diplomacy. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1782 At the Honolee ping pong tournament, Puff was getting humiliatingly beaten by Mrs. Paper, so Jackie heroically arrived to carry her away. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1783 Do you like to play with fire? 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1784 Hurry up and serve, before I get rescued! 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1785 Guess "who's" back to ruin the fun? 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
1786 He shows up to rescue you just as I take the lead. Classic. 1.2836 0.07902 67 55 5 7
1787 : “seriously, I don’t know what you see in that guy…” 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
1788 He persists. 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
1789 Oh Lord! Whether it’s a round table, square table, any type table - this guy always shows up. 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1790 You overachieving princesses are all alike...gotta slay the dragon on your own terms! 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1791 Alright,alright. No more setting the ball on fire. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1792 Damn, I thought you said he'd be gone for another week? 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1793 Uh-oh. This guy always wants to serve. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1794 You have to win by two. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1795 20 serving 19….quick, look a prince on a horse coming to your rescue! 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1796 Ah...Finally a challenge where you don't have an unfair advantage! 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
1797 First one to 11 gets to set fire to the village. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1798 Thtat's not a regulation paddle, Sir. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1799 Yo! breakfast is here. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1800 Quick, this time let’s get to game point before they try to save you. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1801 I’ll bet my hoard I can nail him from here 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1802 Oh great, this is bound to raise some questions. 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
1803 Stop saying my arms are short. They're just poorly proportioned. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1804 If we’re playing doubles, I’ll take the horse. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1805 Your serve. Getting dark. Knight is coming. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1806 Refresh me on the rules. Dragons beat princesses, Knights beat Dragons, Princesses beat Knights? 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1807 Watch out, my newest serve is called the dragon slayer. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1808 Game point. Your knight in shining armor can't save you this time. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1809 You win. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1810 Can you be nice and not to treat him like a third wheel? 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
1811 Oh no. Here comes that creepy guy dressed in metal who keeps trying to save you. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1812 No one can save your game. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1813 Quick! Double or nothing! 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1814 And if I win? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1815 Ugh, don't look behind you, it's Brad again. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1816 You don't get to play him unless you beat me first! 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1817 Nah. I’m going to eat him either way. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1818 Either way - I Win. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1819 I think this guy's checking you out. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1820 I just might say screw this game and roast you and boyfriend coming to the rescue 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1821 She's not the one who needs to be saved! 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1822 Even he can’t save you down 10 -6. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1823 You again? You already failed to slay me in shuffleboard! 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1824 I guess he will be slaying the winner. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1825 Speaking of Love. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1826 That better be our Uber Feasts 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1827 The horse is a player. So whoever loses this point gets Charming as their partner. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1828 Win or lose he's coming after me, so I might as well confess - I've been cheating all along. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1829 Things were more relaxed for most of the players at King Arthur's other court. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1830 Here comes that sore loser who couldn't take the heat. 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
1831 O, jeez Gwendoline, he's here again, when are you gonna tell him? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1832 you told me he would be away on a crusade 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
1833 I just think he’s too possessive, and this is coming from a guy with a literal cavern full of hoarded gold 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1834 You lose this game and you are extinct ! 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
1835 1127: Knightsplaining. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1836 I'll never forget these Olympics! 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1837 So, do you think he has a camera? Because this is unbelievable. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1838 Last serve—here comes my next student. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1839 He wont stand a chance, im the king of the square table 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
1840 Just in time to take the credit when all the work is done.... 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1841 The knight is too late. I’ve got a killer serve. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1842 This serve's coming in hot 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1843 Wait until you see my doubles partner! 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1844 Fire away, hot shot! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1845 Twenty bucks says he mentions his new movie no less than five times. God, what an asshole. 1.2794 0.07796 68 56 5 7
1846 Of course! Your prince shows up when you're down 10 - love! 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1847 Here comes the Knight. Doesn't he know you're your own woman? 1.2791 0.06750 86 70 8 8
1848 Hey, I thought we made a deal here. You win, I set you free. I win, you live in the tower for eternity. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1849 Nine-serving-ten. After this game, let’s break for a savory snack! 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1850 Tell him we're engaged. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1851 You wanna take this one ? 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1852 Ugh, who invited Jeff? 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1853 No Substitutions! 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1854 I'm sorry, but to get rid of him I need to start smoking again. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1855 ‘Didn’t you say his friend is cute?! ‘ #doubledate #wingwoman 🐉 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
1856 Him again? Just tell him you ate me. 1.2788 0.06027 104 84 11 9
1857 Two out of three wins the fool on the hill. 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1858 Relax , we’re playing to 21! 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1859 Here comes our third wheel again," sigh 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
1860 You do know that if the prince interferes, you lose by default, right? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1861 Two outta three,winner takes the prince. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
1862 Did you invite the chess club? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1863 Thanks for warming me up. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1864 Let's take a quick break. My dinner just arrived. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1865 Match point, princess. Nothing can save you now. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1866 In the old days each side would send out their best warrior to fight. This is so much more civilized. I guess that guy on a horse didn't get the message. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1867 Don’t look now but here comes Justin. Remember the time he went to Australia for, like, five minutes and came back with an accent? 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
1868 Today's featured activity is ping pong. Slaying is on Thursday. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
1869 We've got two more games this set. You'll just have to wait your turn, buddy! 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1870 I thought you said he was just a one-knight stand... 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1871 Arrgh....here's comes Prince with his skinny little show-off paddle. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1872 My knight in shining armor! I hope your doubles partner is is as good as mine, princess. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1873 Just act mythical. 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
1874 Time to put away the game,it looks like the marriage counselor is here. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1875 Who sent for the clown? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1876 I think someone is about to mansplain ping-pong to us 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1877 Good, now we can play with his balls. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1878 Where did you hide The Grail? 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1879 Looks like that damn George wants nexties. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1880 Finally, the ball-boy shows up. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1881 We have to finish this game quickly. Here comes your knight in shining armor. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1882 'Stalker in shining armour behind you again' 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1883 He really isn't my type, but a win is a win. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
1884 £5 for a headshot, £15 if I manage to knock him off his horse... 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
1885 That guy on the white horse just slays me! 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
1886 You’ve got a helluva backhand , but he just slays me . 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1887 Should I smote or smoke him? 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1888 Oh goodie, here comes my doubles partner and we will smite thee Princess Olympic Champion. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1889 Yeah? Well, if he's going to play, I get the horse on my team. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1890 He's bringing more balls, right? 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
1891 Damsel, schmamsel, Missy. This is match point! 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1892 You text a guy ONCE... 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1893 Let's hurry and up and finish...my boss is coming! 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1894 Geez. You never told me you dated St. George! 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1895 Patience, knight's upon us! 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1896 Oh good, here comes the carry out. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1897 I hope he brings his own paddle. 1.2759 0.05089 87 64 22 1
1898 I bet he wants to play beer pong again... 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
1899 Really? You had to call in the cavalry? 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1900 He lives in a fantasy world and is never on time.... 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1901 I win I eat you! You win I eat you! 1.2759 0.06679 87 71 8 8
1902 Wait! That’s no paddle! 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1903 Ok, best of one. 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1904 I think that Sir George wants next. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1905 Uh oh here comes your ex 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1906 The paddle is mightier than the sword 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1907 You want to get a burger later, Princess? I’ll cook. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1908 So that’s the way you dress for a professional ping pong tournament? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1909 Ugh. Did you invite Tim? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1910 If these are the doubles' players, I have dibs on the one with the funny paddle. 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
1911 If you let me win, I won't tell him about you and that Gladiator! 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1912 George is back. Let's wrap this up 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1913 Want to play winners? 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1914 10 - 0, my serve. Not even Charming can save you from your poor hand-eye coordination. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1915 Here comes that wimpy knight who won't play me without wearing his armor. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1916 Well, guess who’s calling ‘winners’ 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1917 You win this game, I get the Knight in shining armor. 1.2747 0.04705 91 66 25 0
1918 I thought you said you were a feminist… 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1919 I don’t think that knight is going to save you from my wicked spin. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1920 Double or nothing: If I win, I get to eat your knight. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1921 Quick, duck! I'm going to knock him off his high horse for once and for all. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1922 What is your knight doing here? This is ping-pong,not chess!? 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
1923 Oh, look! here comes a pop-tart in a can. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1924 Oh great... Sir Mansplains-a-lot is coming. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1925 Let’s suspend the no fire agreement. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1926 Okay, the next point gets the knight. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1927 Your dad’s here. Do you think he’ll like me 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1928 Criminy, why does this always happen during match point? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1929 Your knight in shining armor won't save you from this serve 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1930 This guy again! He always insists on using a round table." 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1931 Here comes my worst student. He practices on a round table. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1932 With the score at 20-6, I don't give him much chance of saving you. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1933 Keep your friends close and your enemies closer 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1934 Sorry, gotta fly. Same time next week? 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1935 Serve quickly! He's coming to save me. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1936 Excuse me? The windmills!? Follow these hills for three miles. If you pass a Sancho Panza Pizza joint then you’ve gone too far! 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1937 Knight of the ROUND Table, eh? Intriguing. We'll see how he does with a rectangular one. Game point. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
1938 Your boyfriend there may play ping-pong, but I doubt he's got the fire in his belly to be champ - if you catch my drift." 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1939 Finally, here comes someone I can beat! 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
1940 He just won't leave us alone! Guess we'll have to continue this game another time. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1941 Love to, but I think your Uber’s here. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1942 This time, he's either going to put that thing down and play with a paddle or pay for all the nets we go through. 1.2727 0.07648 66 54 6 6
1943 Oy, brace yourself for the mansplaining on ping-pong strategies. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1944 Finally! Now one more and we can start our bridge game. 1.2727 0.05616 110 88 14 8
1945 When are you going to tell that guy he has no game? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1946 We better make this round sudden-death. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
1947 Dragonslayer? Yeah, she's got you beat on that one. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
1948 It never fails. I'm a few points ahead, so Mr. Save the Day shows up. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1949 Sorry Princess. Here comes your Knight, and there goes my hot streak! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1950 Oh no, here comes your ex again. I am NOT having another threesome! 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1951 Sore loser! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1952 This game is a lot like cornhole! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1953 Hurry up. My 2:00 is here. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1954 Wrong table! This one's rectangular. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1955 Here comes the party pooper again ! 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1956 Oh, for…. Hey buddy, it's Sunday. Go find a grail or something. I swear, no rest from these types. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1957 You can rescue her after this game. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1958 If you let me win, I won’t incinerate Sir Gawain. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1959 ‘Small balls incoming’ 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1960 Stand still. He can’t see us if we don’t move. 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
1961 I’m double vaxxed but he still wants me to wear a mask 🙄 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1962 I thought we were allowed to exercise without a mask! 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
1963 I believe this knight has the wrong court! 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
1964 Hey look, here comes your knight on a white horse!" "Nice try, Fire Breath. You'll have to do better than that to get me off my game." 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1965 It has to go OVER the net, Princess. Oh, LOOK, Your ride is here! 1.2718 0.04818 103 77 24 2
1966 No need to call your knight, all I said was I'm on fire 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1967 Here comes the BBQ. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1968 Here I am losing, and that misguided knight only wants to come to your aid. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1969 Oh no! Just when I win the serve. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1970 Funny how the prince only comes when you’re losing….. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1971 I’m about to slay this dragon myself. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1972 Being behind 11-3 is not "distress"! 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1973 Your boyfriend needs to get a life. 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
1974 I thought you said Lord Tool wasn't showing up for another hour? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1975 OK. Best out of three? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1976 He just can’t get it into his thick skull that you”d rather be with me! 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1977 "You're not in distress, yet the jerk comes to your aid." 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1978 You're the one in distress, big fella! 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1979 Well, looks like playtimes over. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1980 Always at match point... 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1981 Sorry I 'm having trouble concentrating. What did you say the score was? 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1982 Match point to me and don’t you DARE set light to the ball again. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1983 The knight won't save you now... I taught the Chinese how to play ping-pong. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1984 Just tell him how much YOU slay, queen, and we can get back to the game. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1985 This was more exciting before Nixon came to China 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
1986 Tell your boyfriend to buzz off. The re-enactment is over. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1987 When I say ‘You’re fired!’, that’s your cue. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1988 Only two can play this game. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1989 Didn’t you reserve this table? 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1990 Here he comes again. You'd think would have come to grips by now with the divorce. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1991 Yes! point game! For this,you'll want to go back to your sleep snow white! 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
1992 I’m still going to eat you 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1993 Just once,I'ld like to finish a game without interruption 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1994 Once again, George critically miscalculated the value of his sword. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1995 he's screaming something like "i'm in" but i cant quite catch it 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
1996 Looks like the tennis tables are about to turn. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1997 Too bad your Knight Errant got his name from his backhand shot. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1998 Let's just say I hope this Prince Charming tastes better than your last one. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1999 When you say 'slay,' you mean in ping-pong? 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2000 She’s got to win by two. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2001 He's back... Quick! Pretend to be asleep! 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2002 Time for a lunch break! 1.2700 0.04683 100 74 25 1
2003 I think this is about to become a full-blown tournament. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
2004 Mama never told me there’d be knights like this.” 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2005 Who's your friend? 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2006 No knight in any shining armor can help you win this game! 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2007 Ugh! Don't look now...Guess who's here to "Save the Day." 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2008 Last game, that clanging guy seems to want another lesson. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2009 Here comes the knight in shining armor 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2010 I'll bet he doesn't think you can beat me on your own! 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2011 That excaliber won’t help you here. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2012 Uh oh. Looks like you aren't the only one getting slayed! 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2013 I’m coming! 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2014 Thank God, it's finally over! First I kissed a frog ... then I kissed a toad ... 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2015 Uh, oh. I promised him a game of beer pong. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
2016 I thought you said he was cool with our ping-pong nights? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2017 Girl, I thought you said you were done with him. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2018 That guy still thinks that princesses need to be saved 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2019 Who cares who wins? You are my meal when this is over. 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
2020 Don't look, but here comes that crazy dude on the horse again... 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2021 Dammit Chad, stay out of it! I'm winning! 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2022 Canadian doubles is a myth!! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2023 Dude, there are no knights in ping pong! You want the chess game - over the next hill. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2024 No one is getting rescued until this game is over! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2025 Gal ya had. Past tense buddy. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2026 Hurry and play I am about to be rescued. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2027 You're on fire!" 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2028 Prince Charming's fine, I just think he has a savior complex 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2029 Do cowboys use lassos for lasses? 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2030 Oh great, I see you're still pretending to be a damsel in distress! 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2031 'Funny how your boyfriend always shows up at match point' 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2032 Let's say the best two out of three then I toast the Tin Man. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2033 That paddle doesn’t look regulation size to me.. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2034 « You’re playing with fire » 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2035 I knew it was too soon to post that selfie! 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
2036 Why does he always show up on MY serve? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2037 It's about time the food got here! 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2038 Even Lancelot can't save you. He specializes in Round Tables. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2039 Look, just because I’m up by three points doesn’t mean you’re in “peril”. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2040 Ah... Here we go again! 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2041 Wait, I have a bone to pick with this guy! 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2042 I hope he’s bringing extra balls. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2043 Drat. Here comes George. Pretend you don't see him. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2044 come back in five, we're almost done 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2045 Stop letting me win. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2046 Every time I get to match point, some guy on a white horse shows up to save you! 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
2047 Stop this so called damsel in distress crap, game point ! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2048 Ooo a new challenger...that's a weird-looking paddle! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2049 Whoa Galahad! Hold it right there or she's toast. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2050 Game for a match with a point? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2051 What a surprise. Funny, isn't it, how he never seems to clear that last hill until I'm serving for match point? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2052 Let’s put the table in the tower next time, and maybe he’ll leave us alone. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2053 You know this means I get a partner as well. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
2054 Looks like the game is up, princess. 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
2055 Ah, good. This round was really starting to drag on. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
2056 I've got time for one more volley and then I have to get back into character" 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2057 You can’t use a sword as paddle 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2058 Ah, here comes the prize now. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2059 Damn! Just when I've got you at game point. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2060 I hope he remembered the beer. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2061 Did you tell somebody you're in distress just because I'm whoopin' your ass? 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2062 Maybe we should have a Puff first? 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2063 I knew that jousting scene wasn't going to take an hour... 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2064 Oh you thought he was coming to rescue me? Darling, he is coming for you 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2065 Sometimes I think he forgets it’s a game. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2066 Let's see how you do against the Dragon of the Rectangular Table. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2067 At least he’s wear a mask 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2068 Looks like both of you are about to get smoked 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2069 Oh oh he's here. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
2070 Oh, I see how this works. You beat the dragon, then he rides in and slays the dragon. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
2071 They're coming for a recount. The points were rigged! 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
2072 He might be prince charming, but he's not using my paddle. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2073 Great, I'm finally up a set and here comes Sir Killjoy. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2074 Don't look now, but here comes Sir Mansplains-a-lot. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2075 Winner takes the court. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2076 Oh, thank God. I’m saved. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2077 Oh, crap! Just when I’m serving at 20 to 18. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2078 Ok if I win next point, I get to to roast Sir Galahad. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2079 oh, here comes your prince charming, I wonder what he has in store for me now? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2080 Finally, someone's coming to my rescue! I've never lost to a woman before. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2081 Best of three gets to eat the knight. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
2082 THE PRINCESS ALWAYS WINS. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2083 Here comes critical myth theory. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
2084 Aha! Now our chess board is finally complete! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2085 He can't serve you like I can. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2086 Did you order food? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2087 So, you think you can smoke me!? Come on and serve! I don't want this match to drag on. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2088 With your backhand serve, who needs Sir Late-a-lot. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2089 Okay, who ordered a jackass? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2090 Let’s not and say we did. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2091 Ah, crap, they’re calling for a video review. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2092 Winner gets to live happily ever after. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2093 Cheater….CHEATER! 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2094 Quickly, act like a damsel in distress before he sees us. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2095 Here comes clueless. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2096 I don't know what you see in that guy. Who brings a sword to a paddle fight? 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2097 If I win, you get to torch the Prince. If I win, you will be my fireplace starter for life! 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
2098 This dude coming slays me! 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
2099 You texted him 'play the dragon,' right? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2100 Ha. Look at the ping pong paddle your knight in shining armor is holding up 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2101 I'm gonna win this round again! The Prince is mine! 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
2102 pick up the pace, you’re dragon me down! 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2103 Sometimes the Dragon wins. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2104 It seems I'm about to be vaccinated. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
2105 He’s not going to save you this time 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2106 The fight for equality in sport continues 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
2107 Oh great. Don’t look now but here comes Lancelot, the biggest crybaby loser in the realm. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2108 He thinks he’s the only one who serves m’lady. Now I serve, m’lady! 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2109 Your UBER ride smells like canned tuna! 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2110 You want me to get rid of him? 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
2111 Darn it! Just when I was winning. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2112 Should we be wearing masks? 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2113 So you called in a ringer? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2114 …and to think everyone freaked out when they thought skateboarding was the most bizarre new Olympic sport 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2115 Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be beaten at tennis-table. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2116 She is up 17 to 3! Trust me, she is NOT in distress!! 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2117 I don’t think he realizes that we’ve both evolved. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2118 You’re just 2 points behind. Don’t you think you’re overreacting? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2119 Match point for the knight. 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
2120 Whoever wins the next shot gets to give the prince a wedgie. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2121 Do you really wanna argue the score with me? You know I’m hot tempered. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2122 let me serve you a roasted knight 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2123 Get ready to meet your champion! 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2124 Doesn’t your knight in shining armor realize that times have changed? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2125 let's wrap up our game; it's almost knighttime 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2126 Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend never had a dragon. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2127 I thought you said your ex wouldn’t be jealous. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2128 Finally someone bringing back the last lost ball! 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2129 He'd better not start anything while it's my serve! 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2130 She doesn't want to be saved, Larry! What she wants is to finally beat me, but that ain't happening today, tomorrow, or ever. So turn your cute little animal around and go home. 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
2131 This has been fun, but might you be up for some BBQ? 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2132 Ugh, here comes the patriarchy 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2133 Oh great, now I've made eye contact. What's the name of his blog we pretend to love again? 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2134 When texting your boyfriend that I was burning you, perhaps you should have provided context. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
2135 Here comes King Pong now... 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
2136 Oh, goodie. Sir Bobby Riggs has arrived. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2137 Guinny, Lancelot is back and in the dark ages as always, so I'd stick with me 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2138 Dragon Fire Fest 2.0 was a scaled-back event: One knight only. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2139 Stop incinerating the balls, Puff. That's cheating. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2140 Let's take a break for lunch. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2141 Did you remember to tell him the table isn't round?" 1.2623 0.07718 61 50 6 5
2142 Twenty bucks I knock him off his high horse. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
2143 Sir Niles save you? He has the backhand of a 5-year-old. 1.2623 0.07718 61 50 6 5
2144 Oh, good. Now we can play doubles. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2145 10 x 3 in the last game, sorry honey but no one will be able to save you now. 1.2621 0.05847 103 84 11 8
2146 Oh, great, here comes your ex. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2147 Ok, best 2 of 3. Winner gets the knight. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2148 If you win, I'll turn into a handsome prince. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2149 Seriously, stop being all 'I'm in distress' every time I'm about to win. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2150 He always comes when I'M winning. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2151 Darren, how many times do we have to tell you that Dragon-Damsel time is our time! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2152 You said he was away on a quest… 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2153 Ok this is the match point. Either you marry him or I get dinner. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2154 Here comes the drama. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2155 Prince charming my ass, serve the damn ball! 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2156 He's gonna have to wait his turn. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2157 It seems that Mr. Knight in Shining Armour has never heard of "ping pong diplomacy." 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2158 Grrrrrr. Ignore him. Match point! 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
2159 Yo, you can’t phone a friend in ping pong! What the heck, Princess? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2160 I don’t think a round table would help you. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2161 You're getting me fired up! 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2162 Not everyone agreed what it meant to be in service at King Arthur's other court. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2163 Hurry! We need to finish our game before Prince Alarming arrives. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2164 My dad’s famous for breathing fire. Me? I want to be remembered for my topspin. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2165 Oh. It's him again. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2166 This game isnt going to have a fairytale ending 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2167 Hey, what’s that behind you? Is that the knight coming to save you? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2168 Get ready, I'm gonna put some heat on this one. 1.2604 0.06325 96 80 7 9
2169 You'll have to hurry up, I see my next challenger 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2170 I wanted to rescue you, not referee 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2171 Don"t get excited, he can play the winner. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2172 Me too. I always have a blast when we play. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2173 What are you waiting for? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2174 Dragon Slayer 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2175 Doesn’t Harold know that chivalry is dead?” 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2176 Tell him to buzz off! It's only a game. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2177 Call off your knight, missy, I’m doing the slaying around here! 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2178 In either case, brave sir knight, prepare to get burned. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2179 You call that an unbiased referee? 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2180 What is his problem with me? 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2181 You're fried, Princess! Sir Tincan's slice ain't gonna save you." 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2182 He might try to slay you, just go with it 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2183 You're going to miss my foreplay. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2184 You'd think it's plain to see this is not a round table. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2185 When this is over I'll be seeing you with your tail tucked between your legs! 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2186 Why do you always invite your boyfriend for game night? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2187 Yes, I see him....does he know you're pregnant? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2188 You slay me. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2189 He might have believed me if you had reserved a tennis court. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2190 If I lose. You can have the King. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
2191 Wait a second…I feel a sneeze coming on. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2192 Will you put in a good word for me if I let you win? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2193 I have a backup! 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2194 If he wants to fight, I'm going to say I have tennis elbow. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2195 Oh, great. Here he comes on his high horse. He'll have to wait in line just like I did. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2196 It's just like the "tin" man, bringing a sword instead of a paddle to a ping-pong challenge. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2197 Just be glad we’re not indoors where there’s a mask mandate. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2198 Some guys don't know when to quit. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2199 It's not table tennis, it's ping-pong-- hold on, this guy would know. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2200 Calling in the cavalry won’t do anything to help your serve. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2201 Quick! One last rally before that white knight of yours scoops you up and I lost my chance to even the score! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2202 I'll scare him off with a little fiery breath so we can finish our match before he comes back and rescues you 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2203 Hurry up and make me hot before my boyfriend gets here. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2204 He can’t rescue you from the jaws of defeat. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2205 Game point, the knight won’t help you this time. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2206 Your friend's name doesn't happen to be George, does it? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2207 Deal! Best of 3 and winner keeps the horse. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2208 Look at the white knight behind me? There's no way I'll fall for that old trick again! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2209 Did you order from Round Table? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2210 Ah, me lady, your knight, my dinner. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2211 This ain’t chess and no Knight’s going to rescue a Queen in this game baby! 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2212 You didn't tell me this was doubles! 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2213 20 serving 18 - Lance can’t save you now! 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2214 The prince wasn’t expecting this kind of death match 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2215 And that's game-set-match my Fair Maiden! We agreed to play until night arrives! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2216 Be careful, his horse is much better than him at this game 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2217 Do me a favor and act like I'm winning. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2218 Hold on for a second while I cook lunch. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2219 Look who wants to show off his BIG racket. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
2220 First I finish you, then we barbecue. Dibs on the horse. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2221 Ugh, one again, he thinks he needs to save me… 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
2222 Time to rewrite this fairy tale: he’s coming to tell us our lunch is ready and waiting for us on the castle’s west lawn 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2223 Oh no. This guy always wants to play monté au cheval. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2224 Damn! Just when I'm winning, your knight in shining armor shows up. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2225 I’ll take winner! 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2226 My serve. Get ready for a hot one! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2227 Ya see? I'm tryin' hard to get outta the life, but there's always someone pullin' me back in. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2228 Hurry up and serve, if you win I'll let you eat the Knight on the horse. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2229 I'll play you for the horse. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2230 I hate to quit and run while I'm ahead, but danger doth approach. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2231 Aiight, one more game and then we got to help the uber eats guy off his horse 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2232 Not even Prince Charming can save you now! 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2233 Winner gets the horse. Loser gets the prince. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2234 It looks like a bad knight. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2235 Really, a knight is shining armor? So much for being a FAIR maiden. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2236 Well, that's hardly fair... 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2237 No knight in shining armor will save you from this backspin. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2238 If this was chess I'm hoping that Knight takes Queen. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
2239 Just one more game. I see my lunch has arrived. 1.2568 0.05113 74 55 19 0
2240 I come with good news. Pandemic is over. We can all go home now. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2241 Loser has to let him play hero. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2242 Hopefully your brother remembered the hand sanitizer 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2243 Lunch break ends in 5 minutes, Lance. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2244 Not fair having your Knight distract me during my serve! 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2245 If we're doing doubles then you're with the horse. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2246 Here comes Sir Loses-a-Lot 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2247 I swear, he's coming; it's not just a ploy to get you to look. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2248 If I win, your Prince Charming will be my dinner and you my bride. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2249 Looks like AMAZON is here with that sword you ordered. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2250 Forget it. Not even this guy can save you with THAT backhand. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2251 Ignore him. It's your serve. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2252 Bringing in a ringer, eh? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2253 He’s back again. I’m done being your wingman. 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
2254 Looks like your tweet worked, lunch is served! 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2255 I don’t care if you’re engaged. We’re not letting that guy play on your team again. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2256 what do you mean I can't be a dragon because I have hands ? Karen , you are such a princess. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2257 Hey! You there! No paddle no battle. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2258 Your ex just showed up again. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2259 Perfect timing. Game point. Looks like we'll get this game in before knightfall . 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2260 It's 0-10 and you think she's in distress? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2261 Why do they always show up at match point?! 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2262 Game point - winner gets the knight. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2263 God, he’s such a Leo 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2264 Really Meghan … you called …Harry? 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2265 Oh, look, a knight in shining armor! 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2266 Like clockwork, every time I’m ahead! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2267 How many New Yorker readers do you think will notice that the knight in the background isn't wearing any damn pants? 1.2556 0.06233 90 74 9 7
2268 I just hope you're not a sore loser. 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
2269 Next point determines who has to deal with the stereotype. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2270 Last round - Prince Charming will take over from here. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2271 This is good...Next point for you and you win my respect." "Next point for me and I eat you and your champion." 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2272 Your boyfriend is about to get fried. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2273 If you really are a damsel in distress, why is he calling for 'Lady 'Undefeated?' 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2274 Hurry up and serve before he, air quotes, rescues me. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2275 In a minute, I'm ahead 20-10 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2276 Oooh, break time.Here comes my lunch. 1.2549 0.08786 51 43 3 5
2277 We have time for one more game before knightfall. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2278 Oh, look! Your knight in shining armor is here. No! Really! I mean it this time!! 1.2542 0.05717 59 44 15 0
2279 Not...Your...Turn! 1.2540 0.07494 63 52 6 5
2280 Why don't we take a little break? I want to let off some steam. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2281 No, dammit, he's alone. No doubles today! 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2282 I don't care if he is Charming. If he forgot to get more balls again he's toast. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2283 We’re friends now, you can turn around. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
2284 The score is 19-6; he's way too late to save you. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2285 In a 3-Love match, someone always gets burned. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2286 12 serving 20? and I thought YOU were slaying me... 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2287 Last game. My dinner just got here. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2288 Love serving 20. Oh yeah, like you really need help. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2289 Hey Lancelot, Come rescue the queen and break the tie in my favor! 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2290 Okay, winner plays the Crusader. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2291 I'm winning, 18-3, now, who's in distress? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2292 Should we tell him we’re friends now? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2293 I hope he's not still playing games with you. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2294 How’s he going to play with that? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2295 Why doesn't he get it? We don't want to play Australian. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2296 Oh, great! Sir Patriarchy is going to butt in. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2297 Damn, here comes another dude can't who find the Round Table. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2298 Girl, you really want that man to save you? He doesn’t even have a 401k 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2299 'So anyway, I put a ping pong ball under your mattress last night...' 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2300 Sorry damsel. White Knights are only allowed in chess. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2301 Just tell him you don't need rescuing. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2302 Did anyone tell the knight we switched to ping pong? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2303 Will you get rid of your pesky admirer or should I 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2304 Let me guess.... he's going to want to play the winner. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2305 This fairy tale will be told for ages and ages 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2306 Girl, you slay me! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2307 You’re up 10-1, you need help? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2308 He thinks you need his help, again. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2309 I flew this table to the middle of nowhere so he WOULDN’T find us… 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2310 The only person this guy needs to save is himself 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2311 Late again, as usual. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2312 New game! Hide & seek. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2313 I thought you said exaequo? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2314 Please tell your boyfriend to quit interrupting our game. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2315 My serve is not the only thing that’s going to be on fire. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2316 Game point and nighty knight. 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
2317 Look, one of us has to score soon so that he stops galloping in every time someone says “love” 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2318 Yeah? Well, he better hurry 'cause you're going down. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2319 I thought you told Lance you needed space.” “I told him to stay far far away, and he said that he heard me. But, I don’t think he was really listening, ya know? 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2320 Pokémon vs. Disney 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2321 Ask your boyfriend why we can't play doubles. 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
2322 Time out while I give this guy the heat. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
2323 Distressed over losing again I see! 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2324 Aha, a Knight of Round Table Tennis. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2325 Please tell him this is just a game? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2326 Is your steed good enough for doubles? 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
2327 I don't care about Chad, just serve the damn ball. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2328 If you want next, you need to sign the sheet. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2329 Wealhtheow, look... Maybe we were playing too loudly? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2330 Just when I have the serve, your knight in shining armor shows up to slay me! 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2331 Don't look now, but Sir Galahad is out horsing around again. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2332 Can’t we have ONE game without HIM coming to the “rescue”? 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
2333 Don't worry, he's fully vaccinated. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2334 I told you to unmatch him before coming, didn't I? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2335 Yeah, I think I misconstrued what you meant when you said your boyfriend has a strong slice. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2336 Just him?!.......I thought it'd have been those freakin seven dwarves of yours!? They kick it in Ping Pong! 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2337 Damsel in Whiff-Whaff 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2338 Here comes trouble. Remember what I taught you... Breathe out with your diaphragm. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2339 She's busy! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2340 Great, just when I had you in distress. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2341 I must admit,you light my fire! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2342 I swear, this time I'm gonna' toast him! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2343 There isn’t anyone there, NOW SERVE!!! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2344 I don’t know how many times we have to tell Lancelot that ping pong is not played at a round table 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2345 This is ping-pong. Knights play in chess 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2346 My table, my rules. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2347 He calls that a paddle? 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2348 Hurry! Last point! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2349 Can I play the winner? 1.2500 0.06515 88 74 6 8
2350 No flames this time! 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2351 Here comes Saint George to see how I’m doing with anger management class. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2352 Oh no, here comes that pest Lancelot. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2353 Hold it. Mr. Pretty Boy's shining armor is in my eyes. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2354 Tell me you’re on fire one more time… 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2355 Call that a smash? I'll show you a smash. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2356 If he asks to play winners at least let me singe that annoying feather growing out of his helmet. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2357 Looks like someone wants to play mixed doubles 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2358 Don’t give me that Damsel in Distress line, you’re killing me here. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2359 My Lady, I know they keep dragin’ you down but here come another canned human. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2360 You will not be rescued today, my Lady. The fool brought the wrong paddle! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2361 Oh, great. Here comes Sir Whatshisname. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
2362 Your boyfriend's back. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
2363 Gee, this guy won't leave you alone. Want me to talk to him? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2364 My last serve before nightfall!” 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2365 A tournament champion, eh? We’ll see about that. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2366 You gotta lose the hat; it's just too noticeable. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2367 I'll show you what slaying looks like, watch this serve! 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
2368 Just a minute. I need to call my attorney. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2369 Uh oh, there's a guy coming on a horse and I don't like the looks of his paddle. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2370 You must stand down, milady, I have a bigger fish to fry. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2371 I will require a short time out after this point. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2372 This guy won't quit! I just don't know what he sees in me? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2373 I thought you told him to leave the sword and bring a paddle. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2374 I may be a damsel, but I ain't in distress. You're going down, baby! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2375 Ahhh, you ordered lunch? 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
2376 Hold my paddle 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2377 Great – here comes Glancealot 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2378 Didn’t you tell him we’re remodeling the tower? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2379 Not again! I lost our previous game because I still had the last one rumbling through my stomach... 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2380 Oh here we go again. Look, I just don’t think he’s ever gonna understand our relationship. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2381 I though you told him it’s girls night this time.. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
2382 Here we go again. At least this one has his mask on…. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2383 Mister long arms needs to chill, it’s just ping pong 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2384 There he is again, Mildred. Just ignore him, and he'll go away 1.2500 0.06312 88 73 8 7
2385 Look, on three I’m gonna need you to hop on my back, we’re taking flight 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2386 Smite smarter, not harder. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2387 You know, I don't really need to be saved 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2388 Here he comes again. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2389 Where were you when I needed you? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2390 Damn. Stupid pickle ball recruiter found us again 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2391 I thought we said 8PM. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2392 How about a post-match horse-d'oeuvre? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2393 Oh look, it's your knight with shining ping-ping paddle. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2394 Damn it! He always shows up when I'm winning. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2395 Ugh, here comes one of the knights who plays on a round table. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2396 No one said anything about doubles. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2397 Let's see him spin this one. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2398 OK OK you've won this time. Sir Percival is yours. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2399 You'll have to forfeit; your Uber is here. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2400 We may not have time for a complete set… 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2401 Had thou not slayed my brother Smaug we could hath played doubles! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2402 Back when Ping Pong was called Dungeons and Dragons. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2403 His paddle doesn’t look like it’s regulation. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2404 Talk about wasting time 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2405 To tell you the truth, I'm totally against our open relationship. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2406 Why does someone always come to rescue you whenever I'm about to win? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2407 Why would some knight on a horse have an interest in table tennis? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2408 Last round, my doordash is here. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2409 loser has to watch princess bride for the tenth time 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2410 I'm not letting him win again. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2411 Fun's over. Dennis is here. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2412 Let me remind you, I hate to lose! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2413 OK, he does LOOK good but wait until you see MY partner. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2414 Play me or slay me, my serve. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2415 How much longer is this going to drag-on? It won’t be long before knight time is here. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2416 Winner gets dibs. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2417 Winner keeps the horse. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2418 Don't hit the ball that hard this time" 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2419 The director can wait. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2420 „First I‘ll slice the serve, then I’ll slice him.“ 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2421 Even he can't rescue you from my serves. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2422 You are improving by the minute my lady. I predict you will be on absolute fire by noon if you keep this up. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2423 Is that a rules official or just gamesmanship? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2424 Why do they always come when I'm on my break? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2425 I see they’ve forgotten the drink again. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2426 Apparently, one of us is offside 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2427 Maybe we can play doubles with them. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2428 Finally! Dinner delivery. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2429 You win and I cook dinner for you. I win- and you are dinner. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2430 Just to confirm, you want to pursue the Olympics or Happy Ever After? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2431 I thought this was 'friendly' game. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2432 Will you look at that! Here comes that sports reporter from The Daily Beast." 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2433 Time out! My Door Dash order is here. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2434 Go ahead and serve! I promise I won't let him vanquish you if I lose. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2435 I may be a nasty fire-breathing dragon, but your boyfriend's breath can kill. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2436 Let's speed it up, My boyfriend approacheth. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2437 Your white knight is a tad late, my dear. You are down 20 to 3, and I am on serve. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2438 The paddle is mightier and easier to handle than a sword 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2439 Game point. Then we let ol' what's his name think he's recusing you again. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2440 A knight in shining armor?!? How cliché! 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2441 He was a ‘charming’ snack. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2442 They’ve freed Britney! 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2443 With that killer serve of yours, I'm the one in distress here. 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
2444 Damn Jehovah’s Witnesses. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
2445 Pizza's here. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2446 Hark! Your new paddle from Amazon awaits! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2447 Drat! And at game point, too! 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2448 I don’t care if he bronze-medaled in Tokyo! He’s toast! 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2449 You play the next game, that guy always slays me. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2450 Oh good, this one brought his own paddle 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2451 Remember: if I win this set I get the plume from his helmet. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2452 I serve no man. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2453 Let me get this serve off and I'll show him what happens to something wicked that this way comes! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2454 We will need to finish this later, lunch is here. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2455 My lady, the knight is young. Let’s ping pong it away. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2456 I'm going to serve a fireball now. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2457 Thanks to that slow steed of his, you've learned a new skill set. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2458 I no, it’s that pest in the tin can again. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2459 Ping Pong versus Godzilla! Hilarious. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2460 Here comes Sir Lobsalot. Act distressed. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2461 Oh, here he is now. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2462 Winner challenges the knight. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2463 So NOW he shows up to rescue his damsel, whom I might add is not in distress! 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2464 Just because his profile says he’s cute doesn’t mean he’s fun. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2465 You’re hot tonight. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2466 Game point. It's too late for pretty boy to help you now. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2467 Quick - let’s just finish this either way before he ‘saves’ me or ‘slays’ you. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2468 always with the savior complex 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2469 Doubles? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2470 You want me to let him “rescue” you this time, or should I give ‘im the ole razzle-sizzle? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2471 The new ball boy sure is taking his job seriously. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2472 Looks like it's match point. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2473 Growling, fire balls and tail slaps are legal. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2474 Concentrate on finishing the game. Don't let his shining armor distract you. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2475 If your friend is going to join in, we'll need a round table. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2476 No one needs saving here GAWAIN 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2477 Match point! Loser deals with him. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2478 Oh great, that's real too? 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2479 I don’t see what the big deal is, I liked the last season of Game of Thrones. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2480 They call this the Dragon Ball Z serve. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2481 Fire balls count, right? 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2482 Hey buddy, she doesn't need rescuing. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2483 Oh great. Toxic masculinity ruins the party once again. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2484 Winner gets to eat him. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2485 Just when I’m finally a game up! 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2486 He gets so jealous when I hang out with dragons. I told him we’re just friends. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2487 OK let's get this over with before he gets here and starts making a fool of himself 1.2436 0.04892 78 59 19 0
2488 Are you finally going to tell him about us today ? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2489 Stand back. Here comes the heat. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2490 We might have to take a short lunch break... 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2491 Oh no, 'Sir It's Not Ping Pong, It's Table Tennis' is here. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2492 Winner takes all. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2493 Hurry we have to finish before the night comes. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2494 You pull your troops out - what do you expect? 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2495 Quick! Get in the tower! 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2496 The first to 2 wins. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2497 Ok, if I win, I get you for a knight. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2498 Uh, Miss - can we make this an 11 point game rather than 21 points? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2499 I hope he’s knows “to slay” is only figurative. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2500 Hold up, my CaveDash is approaching. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2501 I bet you he forgot the glasses and ale. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2502 Fire away! Oops, correct that. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2503 If I win,Princess,I will feast on roasted knight. And if you win, again,I may,with roasted knight,assuage my pain. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2504 I'm all fired up. Smash away. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2505 Oh great, here comes George and his horse wanting to play doubles again." 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2506 Ok... the loser spends the night with him this time! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2507 Love-love, this match is of epic proportions! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2508 Hold on, we have yet another knight of the round table tennis 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2509 I thought HE would be the one to slay me. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2510 Hey, I have an idea. When he gets here tell him he has to play the winner...then I'll throw the game so you can slam him. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2511 Bloody hell! When the Parker Brothers' knight arrives, remember - the name of the game is "table tennis" not ping-pong." 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2512 Winner plays the doofus on the horse. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2513 Don't be a sore loser. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2514 Are you ready for some very Mixed Doubles? 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2515 Not sure I like the way your coach is staring at me. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2516 Really… that guy? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2517 Oh boy, here comes Mr. Knight Savior Complex. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2518 OK, but you realize I usually scorch my forehand! 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
2519 I’ll have him pick up the pizza for us. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2520 I thought I fired him! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2521 We’re agreed then. The winner gets Galahad. John Merton Marrs, Port Angeles, Wash. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2522 All’s fair in love and ping pong 1.2424 0.07498 66 56 4 6
2523 It was a good plan, princess, but that boyfriend you wanted to motivate may not be as eager to save you from my lightning-fast serve. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2524 Ugh, why can't he let you have even one male friend? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2525 When you say, ‘He’s got winner,’ I’m not sure we’re thinking of the same thing. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2526 OK, winner plays the horse. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2527 Oh for crying out loud. You’re not a damsel in distress you’re merely losing a game of ping pong. Sheesh! 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2528 Don’t look now but here he comes to play the winner. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2529 Ira’s doing his awkward savior shtick again. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2530 Please excuse me. It’s Fry-knight day. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2531 Do over, there was something WHITE & SHINY in my eye. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2532 As nuts! I don’t have the fire in my belly to deal with him again. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2533 Game point. Nothing can save you now. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2534 New Rule - Flames not allowed. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2535 Here comes that Knight again! Pretend you're in distress. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2536 I hope he realizes that isn't a legal paddle. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2537 Not even he can save you from quadruple match point. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2538 Oh, crap. Here comes St. George the table tennis champ. He'll slay me for sure. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2539 Quick! Best two out of three. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2540 Loser has to fight the knight,agreed? 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2541 The only thing getting slayed today will be your pride. 10 serving 8! 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2542 I don’t care who he is or when he gets here, little missie, you still have to play to 11 to win. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2543 HERE COMES GEORGE. I ALWAYS SLAY HIM AT THIS GAME. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2544 Princess,I think your Uber is here 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2545 I’m not sure whether your boyfriend is hurrying to play the winner or to try to slay a dragon 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2546 Remember I’m still the dragon in these parts 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2547 Don’t worry, it’s just another one of those capitol insurrection folks that got lost trying to storm the capitol. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2548 Your Father’s coming! 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2549 You said you were on a break. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2550 Here comes the loser. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2551 Not sure which makes less sense… this game or Prince Brainiac waving his shiny little sword right where my fire blast is about to be. 1.2405 0.04839 79 60 19 0
2552 Your horse is on my side! 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2553 Flame on….. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2554 That guy is going to be miffed to learn the only distress you’re in is being behind two games to one. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2555 A lesser known occurrence of ping pong diplomacy 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2556 Aww, NO! It's the ping pong police. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2557 Don't play with fire 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2558 Please, tell him you're not in distress. You're up 19-0. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2559 Can you please tell your boyfriend it’s not like that between us? 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2560 I told you we shouldn’t have put ‘Tournament’ in the event title 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2561 Heads I win, tails you lose! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2562 If he interrupts my serve I will light up the knight 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2563 21st century Damsel: If I lose, you get the Prince; if I win, you get the Prince. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2564 It looks like Sir Galahad wants to play the winner. The fun is over, little lady! 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
2565 Oh-O, here comes mansplain to the rescue. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2566 It's not fair. Your arms are longer. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2567 Your fiance’s name wouldn’t be George; would it? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2568 Face it man, I own your tail!" 1.2400 0.06802 75 63 6 6
2569 Tie breaker. I win, you leave with me. You win, I burn him to a crisp and you walk away free. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2570 Say the word and I'll hold him off. 1.2400 0.05881 100 84 8 8
2571 Oh, great. Here comes Sir Freaks Out-a-Lot. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2572 He better be here to play Winners 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2573 I can’t wait to beat him—and the horse that he rode in on. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2574 Your boyfriend is gonna get absolutely torched if he thinks he’s gonna come at me with that medieval paddle on his high horse” @jldeutsc 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2575 Best two out of three and the loser goes with the prince 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2576 I'm actually left handed! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2577 Why does it always have to be Jon Snow? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2578 You're winning, so spare me the damsel in distress routine. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2579 Can't he wait another 10 minutes? I'm about to serve. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2580 Fear not, sweet Vivian, I came to save thee from match point! Halt thy serve foul beast, thy hand clutches thy paddle like a child clutches a spoon! My blade, For Hand, shall punish ye! Fly, fly Topspin, my noble steed..." "She's winning, jackass. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2581 OK, Princess, we're agreed: one more game...you win I fly you around for a week, I win I get to eat your idiot boyfriend 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2582 Oh no, if he wants to play with his “special” paddle, I’m out of here. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2583 Your gallant knight can't save you from match point, milady. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2584 Ok, sudden death; winner take all. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2585 I long for the days when damsels were in distress 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2586 I thought you said when I met you there'd be no more lonely knights." 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2587 Loser has to sleep with Prince Charming. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
2588 You summoned a knight in armor to oppose me. That’s a backhanded compliment. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2589 This isn’t like the fairytales you are used to, you don’t automatically lose at the end - so give it your best shot 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2590 No. I get to kill him! 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2591 Doesn’t he realize women don’t need rescuing anymore? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2592 Can't he see that I'm at your service, princess? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2593 Here comes your Prince. Even he cannot rescue you from getting your ass kicked in ping pong. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2594 Yeah? We'll see how well your 'winning takes bravery' schtick holds up against the International Table Tennis Federation anti-doping test that's coming your way. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2595 Here's that damned referee again. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2596 He's just breached the hill--quick, pretend that you're fending me off with whatever implements are available. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2597 It's win by two, best of five. He'll just have to wait. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2598 Stick to your strengths, Galahad. This is no video game. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2599 Sir, we're not familiar with Round Table tennis. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2600 Oh ye gods... [sigh] How do we break it to him that swords and armor are no longer relevant in the twenty-first century? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2601 Somebody tell Sir Latealot it's not roundtable tennis. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
2602 I'll destroy him with my killer serve. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2603 His armor better be fireproof 1.2386 0.04570 88 67 21 0
2604 Here he comes, Sir Spoil Sport 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2605 My service, M'lady. Let's see if you can handle the heat? 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2606 Here we go again. I told you to cool it with the ping pong grunt. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2607 It’s time for Fireball! 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2608 Here comes another challenger. Should I just burn him to a crisp, too? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2609 I'll have you know I defeated the legendary "Ping Kong" 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2610 Let’s go! My 2:00 is here… 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2611 Do you have any catsup? Lunch is on its way. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2612 Merlin already called next. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2613 If he thinks he's a match for my old lady, he's got another thought coming!" 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2614 Here come the sandwiches. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2615 Sudden death to break the tie? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2616 I hope he brought the orange ping pong balls. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2617 Nothing personal, Princess, but this guy can give me a real game 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2618 Oh look, your knight in shining armor is here to play me for the grail again 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2619 Ok Princess, a kiss from Prince Charming ain’t gonna save you now. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2620 Never mind the fire-breathing, maiden-eating speech--shup up and serve! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2621 Oh, you're so last century! She doesn't want to be rescued - she beating me! 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2622 Game of Thrones: Season 9 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2623 First to knight wins 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2624 Are you a woman or just a woman. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2625 Rec center rules, first one to 11 points wins. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2626 I’ll deal with it, voice dictation must have put in “slay” instead “play” again. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2627 This ain't no kiss me turn into a prince game. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2628 Good Knight, Princess. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2629 I don't need a knight to rescue me. Bring it, Dragon! 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
2630 Loser has to play that guy. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2631 Finally! If he doesn't rescue you, maybe he knows how to occasionally return a serve. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2632 The calvary is here but so is match point.” 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2633 Your boyfriend’s timing just slays me… 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2634 Don’t look now but hither comes Sir White Male Privilege 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2635 This is not the dungeons and dragons kind of night I had in mind 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2636 Ha! I’m a dragon and I’m beating you at ping pong so you need your knight friend to come and help you beat me but you’re still not going to beat me. I’m on fire! 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
2637 OH! OH! You win! 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2638 Damsel,our relationship needs redefining. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2639 Match point. He's too late to save you. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2640 Here comes Sir Killjoy right on schedule! 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2641 He better hurry ! I'm winning 19 to 2 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2642 Damn, here comes my ride. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2643 He's an advocate of round tables, hence the theatrics. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2644 I'm not going to let him win again this time so he can feel better about himself 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2645 What’s he doing here? Didn’t you tell him about us? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2646 If I win,you protect me from that macho. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2647 The princess is yours, the championship is mine! 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2648 ✨“Always finish strong not minding what comes your way.”✨ 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2649 So you do this every Halloween. 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
2650 Ugh, game-point will have to wait. The incel is back. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2651 Aww, and just as I was finally going to win a game... 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2652 Loser takes him? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2653 I thought you said he wouldn’t find us here. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2654 You’re Goliath. Ever hear of David?! 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
2655 The winner gets first dibs on the knight in shining armor. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2656 He may have shining armor, but he's lousy at ping pong. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2657 As a matter of fact, I am Chinese. So what! 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2658 Oh, don't mind him. If the blind date wasn't going well, he was supposed to interrupt in five minutes. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2659 Here comes Mr. I'm yak yak - I'm gonna yak yak ... 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2660 The last one found out I have a pretty hot serve, not to mention the backdraft from my backhand. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2661 Neither one of you is safe from my flaming serve! 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2662 Who's the one getting slayed here? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2663 I swear to God, Susan, If he uses that sword on the ping pong ball again I'm lighting the table on fire. 🔥 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2664 Oh, great. And I was winning! 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2665 If NBC cuts away to the Modern Pentathlon somebody's going to be toast 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2666 He better have brought his own paddle. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2667 Great, here comes Mr. ‘Let’s Play Dungeons and Dragons.’ 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2668 Game point. Loser rides off with the white knight. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2669 Uh oh, you gotta choose, either I fry Sir Spoilsport or you forfeit the game 10-3. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
2670 Do not turn. He stopped. He’s checking his privilege. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2671 Sir Wet Blanket is arriving. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
2672 I've got winner. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2673 You owe me girl! 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2674 Last time I agree to best two out of three before I eat somebody. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2675 Here comes Mr. Chivalry and his "fight to the death". 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2676 I could be Serena Williams and I still wouldn't catch a break 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2677 I'm sure the knight will make sure the game does not drag-on 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2678 I am not going up there!! No way. That guy whacked a t-Rex last week… 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2679 You never said anything about doubles 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2680 I thought fencing was being played down in the valley. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
2681 That paddle looks pretty sharp, huh? 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
2682 My my, how the tables have turned 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2683 If I aim this ball correctly, we could score a free horse 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2684 I am just Speaking as a friend but he does not value you 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2685 Winner gets to tell the tale… 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2686 Your Knight Ride in Shinning Armour has arrived! 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2687 In her daydreams…just another day at the five and dime counter… 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2688 Oh good,the heroic speech just started,we have plenty of time to finish. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2689 Sorry babe, quick snack break. Another brave soul." 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2690 and we only get to play til knight, I suppose.... 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2691 Oh Snap! He's early! 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2692 看我再赢一场，美国 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2693 Western imperialism won’t save you from my wicked topspin. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2694 Calling it: 1.5-inch fireball shot 200 yards, velocity 950 meters per second, and it's knighty-night for Savior Boy. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2695 Dude, three's a crowd..." 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2696 You're knight in shining armor can’t save you now, match point! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2697 I'll stop breathing fire if you stop calling yourself "Mother of Table Tennis." 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2698 All right sister, lets see your little Prince Charming get you out of THIS one... 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2699 Your boy friend only shows up when I’m winning — coincidence ? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2700 He's not the only one with an opposable thumb." 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2701 Is he coming for you or for me?! 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2702 You or me? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2703 Let's see if we can get this by George. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2704 Halt! This is a no contact sport. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2705 Two out of three . . . .winner gets the knight. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2706 Should I go for the kill or just serve? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2707 Oh no, I think he's coming to slay, not play! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2708 You see that windmill behind me? Just watch…! 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2709 I am rubber and you are glue. Whatever you say, bounces off me and sticks to you! 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
2710 Sure a knight’s coming… you’re just trying to throw me off my game 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2711 Ok. You win, you get to keep me in your tower. I win, I walk free AND you make roasted lamb. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2712 Calm down Lancelot, the table's a rectangle! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2713 Let me start winning. And start acting all cute and helpless. I think I see an awesome mark on his way into town… 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2714 Here comes your knight in shining armor. Game point. Loser has to soothe his battered ego. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2715 What knight over yonder hill breaks? OK, two serving five. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2716 Oh great, now that I'm winning your Knight in Shining Armor shows up. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
2717 Don't use him as an excuse 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2718 That guy never has understood what women want. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2719 Great. Just when we were finally getting somewhere. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2720 I aced the Game of Thrones! 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
2721 Do you realize that if I lose this game I will get angry and have a meltdown? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2722 Another score to settle? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2723 Oh-oh. Here comes that punk with the ridiculous-looking paddle. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2724 Sheesh. Always has to be the hero, this guy. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2725 …I will smoke you… 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2726 Ah . . . the quixotic white knight defense! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2727 Come not between the dragon and his smash. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
2728 A knight a day keeps the authorities away! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2729 Great. Now I have to act vanquished. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2730 I thought you broke up with that pain! 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2731 Remind him no coaching is allowed. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2732 First one to bank a shot off the jerk in armor wins. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2733 We can definitely play another match before he gets here. He’s riding a horse, and all that clunky armor slows him down. Serve the ball. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2734 Shoot, here he is; break's over 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2735 His shining armor always messes up my serve. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2736 Trying to distract me won't help you, Gwendolyn. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2737 Oh drat, here comes Sir Serious to spoil our little fun. 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
2738 2 out of 3 wins Prince Charming out there! 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2739 And if I win you have to eat Galahad and rescue you me from his 'savior complex' once and for all, deal? 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
2740 He is a day early, should we both play dead? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2741 Oh yeah? Let's see you slay *this*. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2742 Winner gets to eat the white knight. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2743 By George he’s back! 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
2744 If he thinks he's going to tell me how to hold the bat correctly - he needs to think again! 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2745 Really, why does he have to bring a sword to the game every time? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3