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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-08-15T19:07:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-08-29T19:11:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-08-23T19:11:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | August 30, 2021 |
Number of captions | 7912 |
Number of responses | 768653 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | You seem really nice - most of the guys I date are clowns. | 1.9016 | 0.01191 | 4798 | 1891 | 1488 | 1419 |
1 | Kids? I love kids. Hand me one. | 1.8850 | 0.01869 | 1922 | 768 | 607 | 547 |
2 | My biggest fan was my late husband. | 1.8542 | 0.01463 | 3087 | 1277 | 983 | 827 |
3 | So what I wrote in my dating profile is true. Now show me your Nobel Peace Prize. | 1.8325 | 0.02540 | 1045 | 454 | 312 | 279 |
4 | So, like my profile said, I bring a lot to the table. | 1.8237 | 0.01548 | 2558 | 1049 | 911 | 598 |
5 | Now, pull the tablecloth! | 1.8192 | 0.01437 | 3202 | 1400 | 981 | 821 |
6 | Enough about me. You're an accountant? That must be exciting. | 1.8183 | 0.02125 | 1365 | 567 | 479 | 319 |
7 | You won't believe what I do on a second date. | 1.7995 | 0.01795 | 1895 | 806 | 663 | 426 |
8 | I like to think I bring a lot to the table. | 1.7913 | 0.01475 | 2822 | 1222 | 967 | 633 |
9 | I think it’s working: the waiter’s coming over. | 1.7867 | 0.01532 | 2639 | 1159 | 884 | 596 |
10 | Of course, I'm vaccinated. Do you think I'm crazy? | 1.7863 | 0.01553 | 2691 | 1222 | 822 | 647 |
11 | Well, look at that, you finally put your phone down." | 1.7860 | 0.01862 | 1869 | 848 | 573 | 448 |
12 | So, have you ever dated a single mom before? | 1.7849 | 0.01732 | 2041 | 891 | 698 | 452 |
13 | Am I more interesting than your phone yet? | 1.7785 | 0.01578 | 2465 | 1090 | 831 | 544 |
14 | I think I got the waiter’s attention. | 1.7767 | 0.01378 | 3367 | 1536 | 1047 | 784 |
15 | To be fair your profile did say...“a well- balanced Woman who loves to entertain” | 1.7758 | 0.01997 | 1494 | 650 | 529 | 315 |
16 | Go ahead. I'm listening. | 1.7743 | 0.01661 | 2060 | 870 | 785 | 405 |
17 | I hope you don't expect me to just drop everything. | 1.7730 | 0.02109 | 1335 | 582 | 474 | 279 |
18 | It was a bicycle 'til I dropped the chainsaw a few times. | 1.7651 | 0.02243 | 1277 | 595 | 387 | 295 |
19 | I didn’t say I was juggling careers, I said I had a juggling career. | 1.7643 | 0.01538 | 2571 | 1156 | 865 | 550 |
20 | Okay on three yank on the table cloth. | 1.7631 | 0.01438 | 2976 | 1352 | 977 | 647 |
21 | It was at that moment Jane thought maybe she was trying too hard. | 1.7625 | 0.01478 | 2771 | 1245 | 939 | 587 |
22 | Wow, then you picked the kids up from school AND emptied the dishwasher? | 1.7601 | 0.01761 | 2080 | 980 | 619 | 481 |
23 | I will feel safer if you wear a mask | 1.7600 | 0.01891 | 1767 | 821 | 549 | 397 |
24 | This is far easier for me than listening to you talk about cryptocurrency. | 1.7589 | 0.01528 | 2638 | 1207 | 860 | 571 |
25 | Well, it got you to put your phone down... | 1.7542 | 0.01874 | 1615 | 705 | 602 | 308 |
26 | I'm a great catch. | 1.7522 | 0.01711 | 2401 | 1215 | 566 | 620 |
27 | I go on a lot of first dates. | 1.7518 | 0.01820 | 1765 | 789 | 625 | 351 |
28 | Now, when I count to three, toss me that glass. | 1.7490 | 0.01733 | 1912 | 849 | 694 | 369 |
29 | What did you think I meant by “dinner and a show”? | 1.7451 | 0.02080 | 1373 | 627 | 469 | 277 |
30 | I never know what to do with my hands when I am talking. | 1.7432 | 0.01827 | 1698 | 755 | 624 | 319 |
31 | What did YOU think I meant when I said, 'I'm juggling a lot right now?' | 1.7415 | 0.01724 | 1973 | 899 | 685 | 389 |
32 | Am I vaccinated? No. That sounds too risky to me. | 1.7412 | 0.01810 | 1978 | 963 | 564 | 451 |
33 | OK, on the count of three, pull the table cloth out as fast as you can. | 1.7402 | 0.01807 | 1894 | 895 | 596 | 403 |
34 | I'm just not sure if I can juggle a relationship, too | 1.7386 | 0.01758 | 1871 | 849 | 662 | 360 |
35 | My last boyfriend died in a tragic dining accident. | 1.7381 | 0.01854 | 1863 | 904 | 543 | 416 |
36 | You're a great guy, it's just that I'm juggling a lot right now. | 1.7347 | 0.02096 | 1278 | 573 | 471 | 234 |
37 | So, I work in risk management...how about you? | 1.7346 | 0.02076 | 1334 | 607 | 474 | 253 |
38 | So, you're the guy who likes long walks on the beach. | 1.7313 | 0.02046 | 1671 | 869 | 382 | 420 |
39 | Now,imagine adding a baby. | 1.7311 | 0.01930 | 1651 | 789 | 517 | 345 |
40 | You said you wanted dinner and a show. | 1.7274 | 0.01892 | 1563 | 708 | 573 | 282 |
41 | Oh yes, please ... tell me again how I'm doing it wrong. | 1.7244 | 0.02095 | 1495 | 753 | 401 | 341 |
42 | Enough about me. What do you do? | 1.7242 | 0.01964 | 1490 | 690 | 521 | 279 |
43 | Now if you'll just yank away the tablecloth. | 1.7234 | 0.02039 | 1468 | 707 | 460 | 301 |
44 | It became much easier once people started staying six feet away. | 1.7145 | 0.02078 | 1289 | 595 | 467 | 227 |
45 | No vaccine for me. Too risky. | 1.7129 | 0.02181 | 1261 | 611 | 401 | 249 |
46 | So, you really want to know if I can manage a career, children and a marriage? | 1.7124 | 0.02161 | 1245 | 592 | 419 | 234 |
47 | I've been trying to meet someone who shares my interests, but so far they've all been clowns. | 1.7105 | 0.02253 | 1216 | 602 | 364 | 250 |
48 | Instead of explaining how it feels to be a woman in her 40s, let me show you. | 1.7094 | 0.02230 | 1194 | 578 | 385 | 231 |
49 | You think this is hard? Try juggling a full time job and three kids learning virtually. | 1.7083 | 0.02268 | 1176 | 577 | 365 | 234 |
50 | I normally don't do this on the first date. | 1.7076 | 0.02174 | 1156 | 534 | 426 | 196 |
51 | After having the kids home 24/7 for a year and a half, “back to normal” just didn’t seem challenging anymore. | 1.7070 | 0.02215 | 1150 | 542 | 403 | 205 |
52 | What do you mean exactly when you say "attention seeking issues"? | 1.7041 | 0.02259 | 1122 | 536 | 382 | 204 |
53 | Seriously Ted, you're very hard to impress. | 1.7030 | 0.02242 | 1091 | 509 | 397 | 185 |
54 | It’s not you, Ted. I’m just juggling a lot right now. | 1.6987 | 0.02343 | 1029 | 492 | 355 | 182 |
55 | When I said "literally",you thought I meant "figuratively", didn't you? | 1.6974 | 0.02429 | 1018 | 506 | 314 | 198 |
56 | I'm sorry, am I making this about me again? | 1.6962 | 0.02420 | 994 | 486 | 324 | 184 |
57 | Yeah, they're still ignoring us. | 1.6957 | 0.02358 | 1022 | 493 | 347 | 182 |
58 | Yes please, tell me more about how being a man is so complicated... | 1.6953 | 0.02570 | 991 | 521 | 251 | 219 |
59 | The precise moment Bob regretted telling the server it was his birthday. | 1.6947 | 0.02612 | 976 | 519 | 236 | 221 |
60 | Don't listen to your friends. Could a crazy woman do this? | 1.6928 | 0.02491 | 957 | 476 | 299 | 182 |
61 | It was either this or cleavage. | 1.6926 | 0.02484 | 950 | 469 | 304 | 177 |
62 | If I can do this, I know I’m ok to drive home. | 1.6924 | 0.02447 | 946 | 458 | 321 | 167 |
63 | Friends say I try too hard to make an impression on my first date. | 1.6920 | 0.02359 | 974 | 460 | 354 | 160 |
64 | I usually wait till the third date to give a guy the full show. | 1.6890 | 0.02495 | 910 | 443 | 307 | 160 |
65 | Now that I have your attention, I'd like to talk about my feelings. | 1.6890 | 0.02455 | 926 | 447 | 320 | 159 |
66 | Okay, now let's hope that you're better at catching the chainsaw than my ex was. | 1.6888 | 0.02612 | 932 | 486 | 250 | 196 |
67 | Not nearly as difficult as a vacuum, a cookbook, and an infant. | 1.6885 | 0.02607 | 899 | 458 | 263 | 178 |
68 | Now hand me your drink | 1.6879 | 0.02547 | 894 | 442 | 289 | 163 |
69 | This one's called 'The Last Supper.' | 1.6873 | 0.02623 | 889 | 454 | 259 | 176 |
70 | Really, it's not you. I am just juggling a lot of things right now. | 1.6842 | 0.02566 | 855 | 418 | 289 | 148 |
71 | At that moment Ted was reminded to look at the whole online profile | 1.6841 | 0.02580 | 858 | 423 | 283 | 152 |
72 | It was at that moment that Jerry remembered: I went on a date with her five years ago | 1.6834 | 0.02687 | 878 | 461 | 234 | 183 |
73 | It started with just me walking while chewing gum. | 1.6823 | 0.02611 | 831 | 409 | 277 | 145 |
74 | Statistically, this is safer than letting you walk me home. | 1.6822 | 0.02645 | 837 | 420 | 263 | 154 |
75 | Now for the hard part . . . hand me the glass. | 1.6802 | 0.02693 | 813 | 411 | 251 | 151 |
76 | Ok. I got the waiter’s attention. | 1.6787 | 0.02625 | 800 | 390 | 277 | 133 |
77 | Are you gonna drink that water? | 1.6787 | 0.02716 | 803 | 408 | 245 | 150 |
78 | Now toss me the glass. | 1.6784 | 0.02736 | 796 | 406 | 240 | 150 |
79 | I normally do this on a wire but I didn’t want to show off on the first date. | 1.6749 | 0.02650 | 769 | 373 | 273 | 123 |
80 | In your profile you said you admire a woman who can multitask. | 1.6746 | 0.02639 | 759 | 364 | 278 | 117 |
81 | On your profile,you said you were looking for an athletic woman whose not afraid to take risks! | 1.6732 | 0.02625 | 762 | 365 | 281 | 116 |
82 | Still easier than having kids and a career at the same time. | 1.6732 | 0.02635 | 768 | 371 | 277 | 120 |
83 | This is nothing! I used to work daycare | 1.6703 | 0.02796 | 725 | 364 | 236 | 125 |
84 | I don’t know why you’re surprised, all women can do this | 1.6694 | 0.02831 | 729 | 373 | 224 | 132 |
85 | I'm a single mom who is working remotely and home schooling her kids. This is how I unwind. | 1.6694 | 0.02778 | 744 | 377 | 236 | 131 |
86 | Yes, I am a working single mom. Why do you ask? | 1.6685 | 0.02877 | 715 | 369 | 214 | 132 |
87 | …and what do you bring to the table? | 1.6657 | 0.02922 | 700 | 365 | 204 | 131 |
88 | Toss me your glass, Bob! | 1.6642 | 0.02853 | 682 | 342 | 227 | 113 |
89 | Don’t worry — I probably still make less than you. | 1.6627 | 0.02924 | 664 | 338 | 212 | 114 |
90 | Finally, you put your phone down and I have your full attention!" | 1.6624 | 0.02893 | 699 | 362 | 211 | 126 |
91 | It's not you. I just have a lot up in the air right now. | 1.6621 | 0.02920 | 663 | 337 | 213 | 113 |
92 | And for my next trick, I will feign interest. | 1.6619 | 0.03075 | 624 | 325 | 185 | 114 |
93 | :"...or I could drop everything and get your breakfast. Your choice." | 1.6613 | 0.02955 | 679 | 355 | 199 | 125 |
94 | And,I can parallel park! | 1.6609 | 0.02965 | 640 | 325 | 207 | 108 |
95 | Now throw me the water. | 1.6606 | 0.02930 | 654 | 332 | 212 | 110 |
96 | You ever wonder if something life-changing will suddenly fall into your lap? | 1.6596 | 0.03181 | 617 | 333 | 161 | 123 |
97 | Bob thought to himself, "Maybe I should do the trick where I pull the table cloth from under my glass." | 1.6594 | 0.03071 | 646 | 344 | 178 | 124 |
98 | I'm not sure I have the time to juggle a relationship, too. | 1.6589 | 0.02964 | 645 | 330 | 205 | 110 |
99 | I think I'd feel safer if you were wearing a mask. | 1.6584 | 0.03092 | 647 | 348 | 172 | 127 |
100 | I find first dates to be slightly awkward, don't you? | 1.6572 | 0.02898 | 636 | 316 | 222 | 98 |
101 | OK Sarah, I’ve put my phone away | 1.6551 | 0.03159 | 603 | 321 | 169 | 113 |
102 | You are flirting with disaster. | 1.6545 | 0.03297 | 628 | 360 | 125 | 143 |
103 | Vaccine? Naahhh, it’s too dangerous. | 1.6535 | 0.03060 | 606 | 313 | 190 | 103 |
104 | This is not at all what I pictured when your profile said you were an adult entertainer. | 1.6498 | 0.03164 | 611 | 331 | 163 | 117 |
105 | First dates are so awkward, I never know what to do with my hands | 1.6491 | 0.03059 | 607 | 316 | 188 | 103 |
106 | Well, I seem to go on a lot of first dates! | 1.6478 | 0.02907 | 619 | 309 | 219 | 91 |
107 | I had some time during the pandemic. | 1.6471 | 0.02965 | 561 | 272 | 215 | 74 |
108 | Let's just say my last date ended poorly. | 1.6457 | 0.03101 | 573 | 295 | 186 | 92 |
109 | So many people didn't put their quarantine time to good use. | 1.6451 | 0.03095 | 572 | 294 | 187 | 91 |
110 | my late husband was my biggest fan” | 1.6448 | 0.03314 | 580 | 324 | 138 | 118 |
111 | I feel like I'm the only one really trying to keep things interesting in our relationship. | 1.6444 | 0.03146 | 585 | 310 | 173 | 102 |
112 | I got this. I’m a mother. | 1.6439 | 0.03135 | 542 | 275 | 185 | 82 |
113 | Hi I'm Bronywyn, your server. I'll be tenderizing, grilling and carving your prime rib tonight. | 1.6427 | 0.03133 | 599 | 321 | 171 | 107 |
114 | So what’s your pandemic hobby? | 1.6418 | 0.03165 | 550 | 285 | 177 | 88 |
115 | But enough about me, I want to hear about you. | 1.6418 | 0.03087 | 536 | 267 | 194 | 75 |
116 | I also learned how to make sourdough. | 1.6413 | 0.03177 | 552 | 288 | 174 | 90 |
117 | It's a helluva lot easier than juggling kids and a job. | 1.6407 | 0.03169 | 540 | 278 | 178 | 84 |
118 | My eyes are up here. | 1.6404 | 0.03348 | 534 | 290 | 146 | 98 |
119 | No, I've never really felt the need to prove myself. Why do you ask? | 1.6398 | 0.03199 | 522 | 267 | 176 | 79 |
120 | Dangerous? You’re the one out to dinner unvaccinated. | 1.6395 | 0.03155 | 588 | 316 | 168 | 104 |
121 | Your profile said you were a good catch." | 1.6391 | 0.03257 | 557 | 301 | 156 | 100 |
122 | I'm tired of feeling invisible, Todd. | 1.6365 | 0.03313 | 509 | 268 | 158 | 83 |
123 | Now tell me again how difficult it is to load the dishwasher? | 1.6360 | 0.03557 | 500 | 282 | 118 | 100 |
124 | Oh,you said you wanted someone to SNUGGLE with. | 1.6345 | 0.03432 | 498 | 270 | 140 | 88 |
125 | So, you were saying you play the harmonica? That's neat. | 1.6336 | 0.03187 | 535 | 279 | 173 | 83 |
126 | I just think a vaccine sounds really risky. | 1.6330 | 0.03276 | 594 | 338 | 136 | 120 |
127 | So, what were your lockdown hobbies? | 1.6327 | 0.03130 | 550 | 286 | 180 | 84 |
128 | After teaching third graders remotely, this is how I relax. | 1.6322 | 0.03537 | 484 | 268 | 126 | 90 |
129 | On three pull the table cloth really hard. | 1.6318 | 0.03486 | 497 | 275 | 130 | 92 |
130 | This is so much easier than small talk. | 1.6317 | 0.03379 | 486 | 257 | 151 | 78 |
131 | My eyes are up here, Dave. | 1.6314 | 0.03848 | 388 | 209 | 113 | 66 |
132 | With one martini I used to just dance on the table, but after three I had to up my game. | 1.6313 | 0.03223 | 499 | 255 | 173 | 71 |
133 | I don't usually do this on the first date. | 1.6313 | 0.03425 | 480 | 256 | 145 | 79 |
134 | So, what did you learn during lockdown? | 1.6310 | 0.03325 | 542 | 299 | 144 | 99 |
135 | Alright, you win. Women are better at multitasking. | 1.6300 | 0.03453 | 473 | 253 | 142 | 78 |
136 | Throw me that glass.... | 1.6282 | 0.03203 | 511 | 264 | 173 | 74 |
137 | So, what hobbies did you take up during the lockdown? | 1.6269 | 0.03234 | 461 | 229 | 175 | 57 |
138 | My last relationship ended when he broke my concentration. | 1.6256 | 0.03475 | 454 | 241 | 142 | 71 |
139 | I told you I was a great catch. | 1.6247 | 0.03439 | 453 | 238 | 147 | 68 |
140 | You should see what I do on the second date. | 1.6222 | 0.03459 | 450 | 238 | 144 | 68 |
141 | But enough about me. Tell me about yourself. | 1.6219 | 0.03557 | 439 | 236 | 133 | 70 |
142 | Ken noticed that she looked older than her profile pictures. | 1.6218 | 0.03592 | 468 | 263 | 119 | 86 |
143 | Just preparing for a household, kids and a career | 1.6205 | 0.03418 | 469 | 251 | 145 | 73 |
144 | Just a couple of things I picked up during lockdown. | 1.6205 | 0.03372 | 440 | 225 | 157 | 58 |
145 | It was at this point that Roger realized wearing the salmon shirt wouldn’t have been too risky. | 1.6185 | 0.03687 | 422 | 232 | 119 | 71 |
146 | Ok, now your water glass. | 1.6172 | 0.03543 | 418 | 220 | 138 | 60 |
147 | Before the pandemic I was an accountant. | 1.6172 | 0.03497 | 465 | 255 | 133 | 77 |
148 | You should see what I can do on 3rd date! | 1.6170 | 0.03558 | 423 | 225 | 135 | 63 |
149 | I mean, really, how hard would it be to toss in a baby? | 1.6166 | 0.03585 | 433 | 235 | 129 | 69 |
150 | Yeah, Paul, I think I know what a man expects when he buys a girl dinner. | 1.6157 | 0.03636 | 432 | 238 | 122 | 72 |
151 | My eyes are up here, Harold. | 1.6150 | 0.03691 | 413 | 226 | 120 | 67 |
152 | I'd feel safer if you'd put on a mask | 1.6138 | 0.03605 | 479 | 277 | 110 | 92 |
153 | No, I hadn't really thought about how I would stop. | 1.6137 | 0.03519 | 422 | 223 | 139 | 60 |
154 | Could you hand me that glass? | 1.6129 | 0.03475 | 434 | 230 | 142 | 62 |
155 | If you've finished your drink, toss me the glass. | 1.6126 | 0.03701 | 444 | 254 | 108 | 82 |
156 | I KNEW I could do something that would make you stop looking at your phone. | 1.6120 | 0.03720 | 433 | 246 | 109 | 78 |
157 | Massive head injury. Why did your last relationship end? | 1.6119 | 0.03438 | 469 | 256 | 139 | 74 |
158 | Oh, and we’re pregnant again. | 1.6116 | 0.03501 | 430 | 229 | 139 | 62 |
159 | I feel like I can do anything since I got vaccinated. | 1.6112 | 0.03440 | 445 | 237 | 144 | 64 |
160 | Teaching kindergarten was too hard. | 1.6105 | 0.03607 | 421 | 229 | 127 | 65 |
161 | I have no problem keeping people six feet away. | 1.6102 | 0.03757 | 413 | 232 | 110 | 71 |
162 | Ok, whenever you're ready, toss up your glass | 1.6096 | 0.03601 | 438 | 243 | 123 | 72 |
163 | Compared to a career and children, this is easy. | 1.6095 | 0.03708 | 402 | 220 | 119 | 63 |
164 | And for my next trick, I’ll try to balance work and life. | 1.6085 | 0.03604 | 424 | 232 | 126 | 66 |
165 | So, the trick is to pull the tablecloth out really fast. | 1.6078 | 0.03688 | 436 | 248 | 111 | 77 |
166 | I know,I should be wearing a mask. | 1.6075 | 0.03534 | 400 | 209 | 139 | 52 |
167 | There are only 3 ways this relationship is going to end. | 1.6073 | 0.03808 | 382 | 210 | 112 | 60 |
168 | I would feel safer if you were wearing a mask. | 1.6072 | 0.03571 | 471 | 270 | 116 | 85 |
169 | No really, please go on, I' m listening... | 1.6069 | 0.03593 | 435 | 241 | 124 | 70 |
170 | It’s really the only way to get the waiter’s attention here. | 1.6068 | 0.03610 | 384 | 201 | 133 | 50 |
171 | My last boyfriend had trust issues! | 1.6061 | 0.03738 | 396 | 218 | 116 | 62 |
172 | You should see what I can do on our second date. | 1.6051 | 0.03550 | 428 | 233 | 131 | 64 |
173 | Still wanna check your phone instead of looking at me? | 1.6034 | 0.03599 | 416 | 227 | 127 | 62 |
174 | ITS SO MUCH EASIER WITHOUT THE CAT! | 1.6022 | 0.04065 | 367 | 213 | 87 | 67 |
175 | So enough about me. What are your hobbies? | 1.6005 | 0.03677 | 378 | 202 | 125 | 51 |
176 | So again, I’ll handle all this, you put your dirty socks in the hamper. | 1.5989 | 0.03747 | 374 | 203 | 118 | 53 |
177 | I just don’t think I can juggle a relationship right now. | 1.5976 | 0.03788 | 410 | 236 | 103 | 71 |
178 | Oh, it's pretty easy. I got into it by practicing with my full-time job, the home, and the kids, all while balancing the checkbook. | 1.5969 | 0.03759 | 387 | 215 | 113 | 59 |
179 | This is the best way to show what it's like to be a single mom. | 1.5956 | 0.03626 | 408 | 225 | 123 | 60 |
180 | So you're telling me the only thing you did during the pandemic was learn Sanskrit? | 1.5950 | 0.03682 | 400 | 222 | 118 | 60 |
181 | The real trick is balancing kids and a career. | 1.5944 | 0.03822 | 360 | 197 | 112 | 51 |
182 | Well, enough about me. | 1.5937 | 0.03760 | 347 | 184 | 120 | 43 |
183 | I know I didn’t mention this in my profile, but I also collect stamps. | 1.5936 | 0.03712 | 374 | 203 | 120 | 51 |
184 | Now that I managed to get you to look up from your phone.... | 1.5933 | 0.04086 | 359 | 210 | 85 | 64 |
185 | ‘Now, hop on my shoulders’ | 1.5929 | 0.03968 | 366 | 210 | 95 | 61 |
186 | Would you like to hear our specials this evening? | 1.5926 | 0.03706 | 351 | 185 | 124 | 42 |
187 | My mother said this would be good to do on the first date to distract you from the fact that I’m 40 and want to have kids | 1.5921 | 0.03798 | 380 | 213 | 109 | 58 |
188 | I had to jump through hoops to reserve a table. | 1.5918 | 0.03970 | 343 | 191 | 101 | 51 |
189 | This is your first time speed dating, right? | 1.5917 | 0.03904 | 360 | 202 | 103 | 55 |
190 | I’m not sure if I can juggle a relationship just now. | 1.5913 | 0.03827 | 367 | 204 | 109 | 54 |
191 | They say you never get a second chance to make a first impression. | 1.5899 | 0.03669 | 356 | 188 | 126 | 42 |
192 | I’m not very good at small talk. | 1.5898 | 0.03873 | 334 | 180 | 111 | 43 |
193 | Now, toss me a pen and I'll take your order. | 1.5897 | 0.04192 | 329 | 190 | 84 | 55 |
194 | Let me know if this bothers you. | 1.5894 | 0.04001 | 358 | 206 | 93 | 59 |
195 | Your profile said that you were looking for a woman who could surprise you. | 1.5881 | 0.03888 | 335 | 182 | 109 | 44 |
196 | Next lockdown I learn to do this on a rope. | 1.5876 | 0.03793 | 354 | 193 | 114 | 47 |
197 | It's only my personal life I can't balance. | 1.5865 | 0.03948 | 341 | 190 | 102 | 49 |
198 | Can the other woman do THIS, Dave? | 1.5856 | 0.03596 | 432 | 247 | 117 | 68 |
199 | Oh, yeah? Well I'd like to see your Mother do this! | 1.5849 | 0.04073 | 318 | 177 | 96 | 45 |
200 | Usually the menus come before I turn on the chainsaw. | 1.5844 | 0.04173 | 320 | 183 | 87 | 50 |
201 | Nope, still easier than you, my job, our parents, and the kids | 1.5843 | 0.04154 | 344 | 203 | 81 | 60 |
202 | I feel I can bring a lot to the table. | 1.5831 | 0.03974 | 331 | 184 | 101 | 46 |
203 | Sometimes I worry I've forgotten how to socialize. | 1.5820 | 0.03929 | 323 | 176 | 106 | 41 |
204 | Of course I haven’t been vaccinated! It’s not safe. | 1.5818 | 0.04317 | 330 | 199 | 70 | 61 |
205 | I know your ex is a tough act to follow” | 1.5817 | 0.03612 | 416 | 236 | 118 | 62 |
206 | What did YOU learn to do during lockdown? | 1.5809 | 0.03950 | 346 | 196 | 99 | 51 |
207 | "This is nothing compared to what I can do to the company's books." | 1.5807 | 0.04154 | 322 | 185 | 87 | 50 |
208 | Honey, is something wrong? You barely swallowed your sword. | 1.5802 | 0.04158 | 324 | 187 | 86 | 51 |
209 | Jump in whenever you’re ready. | 1.5801 | 0.03932 | 312 | 168 | 107 | 37 |
210 | I can't believe you carry all that in your purse. | 1.5798 | 0.04289 | 307 | 178 | 80 | 49 |
211 | It worked. Here he comes with the breadsticks. | 1.5796 | 0.04262 | 314 | 183 | 80 | 51 |
212 | "And you're asking if I can juggle motherhood and a career?" | 1.5794 | 0.04212 | 321 | 187 | 82 | 52 |
213 | Other than this, I’m pretty low maintenance. | 1.5793 | 0.04014 | 309 | 169 | 101 | 39 |
214 | On the other hand, the depression’s gone completely. | 1.5776 | 0.04154 | 303 | 170 | 91 | 42 |
215 | Just practicing before we have kids. | 1.5766 | 0.03821 | 359 | 202 | 107 | 50 |
216 | You said I need to bring something new to the table for this to work | 1.5758 | 0.03869 | 363 | 208 | 101 | 54 |
217 | I have too much going on right now to get into a relationship. | 1.5757 | 0.03878 | 337 | 187 | 106 | 44 |
218 | My therapist said I should find a job less stressful than teaching | 1.5751 | 0.04154 | 313 | 179 | 88 | 46 |
219 | Yes I am a Mom, how did you guess? | 1.5747 | 0.03957 | 348 | 200 | 96 | 52 |
220 | Claire was trying her best, but Dave had long ago mastered the art of tweeting under the table. | 1.5742 | 0.04284 | 310 | 182 | 78 | 50 |
221 | After balancing a spoon on his nose, Michael asked Sarah if she had any hidden talents . | 1.5737 | 0.04452 | 312 | 191 | 63 | 58 |
222 | Don't worry; I'm vaccinated. | 1.5733 | 0.04167 | 307 | 175 | 88 | 44 |
223 | I'm not ready for a relationship where I might get hurt. | 1.5719 | 0.04278 | 292 | 167 | 83 | 42 |
224 | That waiter is definitely ignoring us. | 1.5719 | 0.03907 | 334 | 187 | 103 | 44 |
225 | And what did you learn, stuck at home, during Covid? | 1.5714 | 0.04183 | 308 | 177 | 86 | 45 |
226 | This oughta get the waiter's attention! | 1.5706 | 0.03909 | 326 | 181 | 104 | 41 |
227 | See, Dad? I told you my liberal arts degree wouldn't go to waste. | 1.5704 | 0.04034 | 291 | 158 | 100 | 33 |
228 | I know, the most dangerous part is I'm not wearing a mask. | 1.5701 | 0.03980 | 321 | 180 | 99 | 42 |
229 | Nope, homeschooling and working full time is still harder | 1.5696 | 0.04052 | 316 | 179 | 94 | 43 |
230 | Okay, you can toss me the glass of water now. | 1.5695 | 0.04222 | 302 | 174 | 84 | 44 |
231 | Dinner's in the oven, laundry is folded, kids are in bed, can I get you anything? | 1.5695 | 0.04350 | 302 | 179 | 74 | 49 |
232 | Quick! Toss me the drink! | 1.5686 | 0.04205 | 306 | 177 | 84 | 45 |
233 | It’s code for if you ever cheat on me, I’ll set your head on fire, cut it off, and use it as a bowling ball. | 1.5679 | 0.04450 | 280 | 164 | 73 | 43 |
234 | Is there water in the glass? Hand it to me. | 1.5679 | 0.04153 | 280 | 154 | 93 | 33 |
235 | It's actually harder than it looks. | 1.5676 | 0.03927 | 296 | 159 | 106 | 31 |
236 | Barb found that if she kept busy, her nervous twitch wasn't apparent. | 1.5676 | 0.04236 | 296 | 170 | 84 | 42 |
237 | Watch out! I usually drop the chainsaw first. | 1.5675 | 0.04424 | 289 | 171 | 72 | 46 |
238 | How about this? Is THIS enough for you? | 1.5668 | 0.04400 | 277 | 160 | 77 | 40 |
239 | "....and I'm pregnant!" | 1.5657 | 0.04021 | 327 | 188 | 93 | 46 |
240 | If this doesn’t get us menus, nothing will! | 1.5652 | 0.04353 | 276 | 158 | 80 | 38 |
241 | The chef apologizes. We've run out of our regular amuse-bouche. | 1.5651 | 0.04226 | 292 | 167 | 85 | 40 |
242 | I don't know why, but men always seem to find me intimidating. Do you find me intimidating? | 1.5646 | 0.04232 | 294 | 169 | 84 | 41 |
243 | Interesting story about how my last relationship suddenly ended! | 1.5645 | 0.04311 | 287 | 166 | 80 | 41 |
244 | And I still only get paid 70% of your salary. | 1.5632 | 0.04342 | 277 | 159 | 80 | 38 |
245 | The hard part is getting the tire marks out of the tablecloth. | 1.5623 | 0.04364 | 265 | 150 | 81 | 34 |
246 | Your dating app said you liked a girl who could multitask. | 1.5616 | 0.04172 | 292 | 166 | 88 | 38 |
247 | You said, "How 'bout dinner and a show tonight?" | 1.5612 | 0.04271 | 278 | 158 | 84 | 36 |
248 | My friend told me you really go for the juggler. | 1.5598 | 0.04508 | 259 | 150 | 73 | 36 |
249 | So what have you learned in quarantine? | 1.5593 | 0.04028 | 295 | 164 | 97 | 34 |
250 | I also taught myself how to make sourdough | 1.5587 | 0.04297 | 281 | 162 | 81 | 38 |
251 | I can't cook. | 1.5586 | 0.04413 | 256 | 145 | 79 | 32 |
252 | So what about you, any hobbies? | 1.5581 | 0.04556 | 258 | 151 | 70 | 37 |
253 | As you can see, I don't fake MY dating profile hobbies. | 1.5579 | 0.04251 | 285 | 164 | 83 | 38 |
254 | It's actually easier than a baby, boyfriend, and job. | 1.5578 | 0.04180 | 294 | 169 | 86 | 39 |
255 | So you're not sure if I could handle motherhood? | 1.5576 | 0.04211 | 278 | 157 | 87 | 34 |
256 | What are you waiting for? Toss me your glass. | 1.5573 | 0.03926 | 314 | 176 | 101 | 37 |
257 | At least I'm not checking my phone. | 1.5567 | 0.04106 | 282 | 157 | 93 | 32 |
258 | Juggling motherhood, a career and dating just wasn't enough of a challenge anymore. | 1.5564 | 0.04702 | 257 | 155 | 61 | 41 |
259 | You said you missed going to dinner and a show. | 1.5560 | 0.04237 | 259 | 143 | 88 | 28 |
260 | I promise I won’t drop the ball this time. | 1.5556 | 0.04467 | 252 | 144 | 76 | 32 |
261 | Now if you just pull the table cloth off very quickly... | 1.5551 | 0.04588 | 272 | 165 | 63 | 44 |
262 | Just promise me you won't turn out to be a clown like all the other guys I've dated. | 1.5545 | 0.04036 | 321 | 187 | 90 | 44 |
263 | That's right, blind since birth. | 1.5543 | 0.04656 | 258 | 155 | 63 | 40 |
264 | I don’t mind splitting the check. I’ll just have to time it correctly. | 1.5542 | 0.04650 | 249 | 147 | 66 | 36 |
265 | For my encore I pass a bill in the Senate. | 1.5540 | 0.04455 | 287 | 174 | 67 | 46 |
266 | What do you mean, dangerous? We’re already eating indoors at a restaurant without masks. | 1.5539 | 0.04351 | 269 | 155 | 79 | 35 |
267 | ...and then I heard about this dating app called Jugglr. | 1.5538 | 0.04337 | 251 | 140 | 83 | 28 |
268 | Some men find me intimidating. | 1.5535 | 0.04542 | 271 | 163 | 66 | 42 |
269 | Sure honey, I think it’s fine to go on your golf trip with your buddies for a week while I manage the kids, work and house. | 1.5530 | 0.04542 | 264 | 157 | 68 | 39 |
270 | …so they told me I had ADD. Can you even imagine? | 1.5519 | 0.04643 | 212 | 117 | 73 | 22 |
271 | And yet, still $0.80 to your dollar. | 1.5517 | 0.04583 | 261 | 156 | 66 | 39 |
272 | I do it without a mask on to make it dangerous. | 1.5506 | 0.04819 | 247 | 151 | 56 | 40 |
273 | I have three kids, working on my Masters and work full time at the hospital. And you? | 1.5504 | 0.04306 | 278 | 162 | 79 | 37 |
274 | What hobby did YOU pick up last year? | 1.5500 | 0.04400 | 260 | 150 | 77 | 33 |
275 | See? Not everyone lies in their dating profile. | 1.5489 | 0.04580 | 266 | 161 | 64 | 41 |
276 | You honestly can't tell I cut my bangs shorter? | 1.5474 | 0.04168 | 285 | 164 | 86 | 35 |
277 | They asked about my ability to balance work, life and family. So I showed them this. | 1.5472 | 0.04050 | 307 | 178 | 90 | 39 |
278 | Enough about me. What did you do during quarantine? | 1.5470 | 0.04291 | 287 | 170 | 77 | 40 |
279 | Do you think this will get the waiter's attention? | 1.5465 | 0.04358 | 258 | 148 | 79 | 31 |
280 | If I can do this before dinner, just imagine what I can do for dessert! | 1.5458 | 0.04304 | 251 | 141 | 83 | 27 |
281 | I always bring them on first dates, just a little something to break the ice… | 1.5458 | 0.04304 | 251 | 141 | 83 | 27 |
282 | You understand the metaphor, don't you? | 1.5451 | 0.04668 | 233 | 136 | 67 | 30 |
283 | Do I seem unbalanced to you? | 1.5440 | 0.04640 | 250 | 150 | 64 | 36 |
284 | Not me. The vaccine isn't safe. | 1.5420 | 0.04821 | 238 | 145 | 57 | 36 |
285 | You know, this isn't as easy as it looks. | 1.5419 | 0.04510 | 227 | 128 | 75 | 24 |
286 | Next time you might want to say yes to the lap dance. | 1.5415 | 0.04598 | 253 | 152 | 65 | 36 |
287 | I picked up a couple of new hobbies during the pandemic. | 1.5409 | 0.04268 | 257 | 146 | 83 | 28 |
288 | You should see me toss a salad. | 1.5407 | 0.04664 | 246 | 148 | 63 | 35 |
289 | Doing it is easy. The trick is stopping. | 1.5404 | 0.04401 | 285 | 174 | 68 | 43 |
290 | I thought it might be fun to try juggling things besides working from home, virtual school for our kids, and existential dread through a global pandemic! | 1.5396 | 0.04275 | 265 | 153 | 81 | 31 |
291 | It’s safe; I’m vaccinated. | 1.5395 | 0.04582 | 228 | 131 | 71 | 26 |
292 | Vaccines are too dangerous | 1.5391 | 0.04796 | 230 | 138 | 60 | 32 |
293 | Now that I got you to put down your cell phone... | 1.5385 | 0.04733 | 221 | 129 | 65 | 27 |
294 | Oh no, I wasn't losing interest! I love your work stories. | 1.5382 | 0.04586 | 249 | 149 | 66 | 34 |
295 | 'Enough about me. What are your hobbies?" | 1.5378 | 0.04557 | 238 | 139 | 70 | 29 |
296 | This concludes the talent portion of our date. | 1.5375 | 0.04718 | 240 | 145 | 61 | 34 |
297 | . "Oops! Could you grab the chain saw for me?" | 1.5362 | 0.04757 | 235 | 142 | 60 | 33 |
298 | And yourself? What do you do? | 1.5350 | 0.04373 | 243 | 139 | 78 | 26 |
299 | So, what do you do? | 1.5349 | 0.04788 | 215 | 126 | 63 | 26 |
300 | For whatever reason, the men I date never last long. | 1.5344 | 0.04397 | 247 | 143 | 76 | 28 |
301 | If you don't think that's enough risk, let me remind you that I'm unvaccinated. | 1.5344 | 0.04702 | 262 | 165 | 54 | 43 |
302 | I hope you're a good catch. | 1.5342 | 0.04887 | 234 | 145 | 53 | 36 |
303 | And you're too busy to pick up the kids ? | 1.5341 | 0.04333 | 249 | 143 | 79 | 27 |
304 | Ready! Catch | 1.5336 | 0.04660 | 223 | 130 | 67 | 26 |
305 | Now remember. When you pull the tablecloth, you really have to commit | 1.5336 | 0.04913 | 223 | 136 | 55 | 32 |
306 | I find first dates terribly awkward , I never know what to do or say. | 1.5331 | 0.04234 | 257 | 147 | 83 | 27 |
307 | Go on, I’m listening. | 1.5325 | 0.04522 | 246 | 146 | 69 | 31 |
308 | What do you mean that I crave attention? | 1.5323 | 0.04368 | 263 | 156 | 74 | 33 |
309 | Thanks, but this is just the preamble. I'm pregnant. | 1.5323 | 0.04776 | 248 | 155 | 54 | 39 |
310 | ‘You never really get over being the middle child, do you?’ | 1.5323 | 0.04707 | 248 | 153 | 58 | 37 |
311 | Okay--you caught the cup. Which one do you want to catch next? | 1.5314 | 0.04545 | 239 | 141 | 69 | 29 |
312 | We all learned to cope differently this past year... | 1.5310 | 0.04615 | 226 | 132 | 68 | 26 |
313 | Yes! I think I got there waiter’s attention now... | 1.5309 | 0.04335 | 243 | 139 | 79 | 25 |
314 | Sure you have my undivided attention. | 1.5308 | 0.04570 | 211 | 119 | 72 | 20 |
315 | I must really like you. I don't usually break out the unicycle until the third date. | 1.5308 | 0.04950 | 211 | 127 | 56 | 28 |
316 | Just a mother and housewife. What do you do? | 1.5306 | 0.04386 | 245 | 142 | 76 | 27 |
317 | I always feel like I have to perform on first dates. | 1.5305 | 0.04959 | 213 | 129 | 55 | 29 |
318 | Glad you’re impressed, but I’m still only making seventy-one percent of what you’re getting for this cartoon. | 1.5304 | 0.04723 | 247 | 153 | 57 | 37 |
319 | I used to work in public health but it got too dangerous | 1.5302 | 0.05011 | 215 | 132 | 52 | 31 |
320 | This is nothing. My last job was White House Communications Director. | 1.5297 | 0.04893 | 236 | 148 | 51 | 37 |
321 | Now hand me the water glass. | 1.5291 | 0.04801 | 206 | 120 | 63 | 23 |
322 | …then after my third husband’s incident I decided on the smaller saw. | 1.5284 | 0.04735 | 229 | 138 | 61 | 30 |
323 | Yeah, but I just don't know if the vaccine is safe. | 1.5279 | 0.04980 | 233 | 148 | 47 | 38 |
324 | So, what else did you learn during quarantine? | 1.5279 | 0.04594 | 233 | 138 | 67 | 28 |
325 | ... but I love long walks on the beach most of all. | 1.5278 | 0.04548 | 252 | 153 | 65 | 34 |
326 | Maybe this will get us menus. | 1.5278 | 0.04728 | 216 | 127 | 64 | 25 |
327 | By the way, I'm pregnant. | 1.5273 | 0.05008 | 220 | 137 | 50 | 33 |
328 | Wait til you see what I'll do on a second date! | 1.5267 | 0.04490 | 243 | 144 | 70 | 29 |
329 | Let's see those guys at Benihana try this! | 1.5259 | 0.04689 | 232 | 140 | 62 | 30 |
330 | So when you're ready, pass me the glass. | 1.5257 | 0.04500 | 253 | 153 | 67 | 33 |
331 | Sure, I can take your jacket to the dry cleaner. | 1.5256 | 0.04889 | 234 | 147 | 51 | 36 |
332 | Wait until you see how good I am at juggling work and kids. | 1.5252 | 0.04483 | 238 | 140 | 71 | 27 |
333 | Don't worry. This is in fact less dangerous than 2020 | 1.5244 | 0.04589 | 225 | 132 | 68 | 25 |
334 | Oh wow, it’s hitting me that this is so much easier without the kids around. | 1.5238 | 0.04584 | 231 | 137 | 67 | 27 |
335 | Ok, on the count of three, toss me the glass. | 1.5234 | 0.04762 | 214 | 127 | 62 | 25 |
336 | I'm quite the catch. | 1.5223 | 0.04511 | 247 | 149 | 67 | 31 |
337 | CAN YOUR WHORE DO THIS, MICHAEL? | 1.5220 | 0.05470 | 205 | 135 | 33 | 37 |
338 | If you're lucky, I'll drop just the ball. | 1.5219 | 0.04833 | 228 | 141 | 55 | 32 |
339 | Quick, pull the tablecloth. | 1.5219 | 0.04502 | 228 | 133 | 71 | 24 |
340 | When I said we need to do dinner and a show, this isn't exactly what I had in mind! | 1.5219 | 0.04459 | 228 | 132 | 73 | 23 |
341 | I hope for your sake this isn't a break-up dinner. | 1.5217 | 0.05253 | 207 | 132 | 42 | 33 |
342 | No, I've never had a "second date." Why do you ask? | 1.5217 | 0.05117 | 207 | 129 | 48 | 30 |
343 | I've got just one question: Are you feeling lucky today? | 1.5217 | 0.04534 | 207 | 117 | 72 | 18 |
344 | And you can’t juggle a girlfriend AND an internship? | 1.5211 | 0.04826 | 213 | 128 | 59 | 26 |
345 | I also enjoy knitting, reading, and walks on the beach. | 1.5209 | 0.04882 | 215 | 131 | 56 | 28 |
346 | And while no one asked, he continued to explain to her what she was doing wrong… | 1.5204 | 0.05289 | 196 | 123 | 44 | 29 |
347 | I can juggle everything but life, work and relationships. | 1.5202 | 0.04734 | 198 | 114 | 65 | 19 |
348 | No big whoop. I have three under the age of five. | 1.5200 | 0.04717 | 225 | 136 | 61 | 28 |
349 | No riskier than going without a mask! | 1.5197 | 0.04655 | 229 | 138 | 63 | 28 |
350 | So…do you have any hobbies? | 1.5195 | 0.04666 | 231 | 140 | 62 | 29 |
351 | Next I want to try juggling a full-time career, babies and knives. | 1.5185 | 0.05082 | 216 | 137 | 46 | 33 |
352 | It’s still easier than juggling motherhood and a career. | 1.5167 | 0.05080 | 209 | 131 | 48 | 30 |
353 | Toss me that glass of vodka. | 1.5165 | 0.04656 | 242 | 150 | 59 | 33 |
354 | I agree--people who check their cell phones during dinner are SO annoying. | 1.5164 | 0.04687 | 213 | 126 | 64 | 23 |
355 | This is what it is like to be a stay at home parent! | 1.5158 | 0.04471 | 221 | 128 | 72 | 21 |
356 | ....now, tell me something about yourself. | 1.5152 | 0.04895 | 198 | 118 | 58 | 22 |
357 | Mostly, I do it to enforce social distancing. | 1.5148 | 0.04769 | 237 | 149 | 54 | 34 |
358 | ….okay, she looked. She’s finally coming over. Get ready to order! | 1.5143 | 0.05151 | 210 | 134 | 44 | 32 |
359 | Right now, my work-life balance is up in the air. | 1.5140 | 0.04479 | 214 | 123 | 72 | 19 |
360 | So you refuse to wear a mask, but this you’re ok with? | 1.5122 | 0.04706 | 246 | 156 | 54 | 36 |
361 | I know, but if you don't get their attention, they'll never take our order | 1.5120 | 0.04849 | 209 | 127 | 57 | 25 |
362 | So, what did you learn during the pandemic? | 1.5116 | 0.04883 | 215 | 133 | 54 | 28 |
363 | Sure is nice to have a night out without having to juggle the baby. | 1.5110 | 0.04970 | 227 | 146 | 46 | 35 |
364 | Middle Child | 1.5102 | 0.04770 | 196 | 115 | 62 | 19 |
365 | At the next lesson, they teach us how to stop. | 1.5101 | 0.04726 | 247 | 158 | 52 | 37 |
366 | It's what women do. | 1.5093 | 0.05033 | 214 | 136 | 47 | 31 |
367 | No, really... You're interesting, I'm listening. | 1.5093 | 0.04911 | 216 | 135 | 52 | 29 |
368 | Working. Mom. In a pandemic. | 1.5091 | 0.04756 | 220 | 135 | 58 | 27 |
369 | I'll count 3, then you toss it back. | 1.5080 | 0.05328 | 187 | 118 | 43 | 26 |
370 | Can you try getting the waiter’s attention? | 1.5077 | 0.04898 | 195 | 117 | 57 | 21 |
371 | Now hand me the glass of water. | 1.5075 | 0.04993 | 201 | 124 | 52 | 25 |
372 | Liberal arts. What about you ? | 1.5074 | 0.04956 | 203 | 125 | 53 | 25 |
373 | Maybe now you’ll understand what a woman has to do just to make 70 cents on the dollar. | 1.5072 | 0.04754 | 209 | 126 | 60 | 23 |
374 | Hand me your drink. | 1.5071 | 0.05220 | 211 | 138 | 39 | 34 |
375 | Your Match profile said you were seeking someone who isn't afraid to take risks and likes to bike. | 1.5071 | 0.05177 | 211 | 137 | 41 | 33 |
376 | Now toss me a baby. | 1.5069 | 0.05065 | 217 | 140 | 44 | 33 |
377 | This distracts me from my fear of conversation. So, tell me about yourself. | 1.5068 | 0.04407 | 219 | 127 | 73 | 19 |
378 | Could you grab the bowling ball? I feel a sneeze coming on. | 1.5068 | 0.04945 | 219 | 139 | 49 | 31 |
379 | Oh good, I caught the waiter's attention | 1.5067 | 0.04677 | 225 | 138 | 60 | 27 |
380 | Majored in philosophy. Why do you ask? | 1.5057 | 0.05160 | 176 | 106 | 51 | 19 |
381 | I just feel really ready to have kids. | 1.5055 | 0.05154 | 182 | 111 | 50 | 21 |
382 | For my next act, I’ll need a job, two kids, and a dog. But don’t worry: you’ll get all the credit. | 1.5055 | 0.05212 | 182 | 112 | 48 | 22 |
383 | This helps distract me until the food arrives, so I don't fill up on rolls. | 1.5055 | 0.04850 | 182 | 106 | 60 | 16 |
384 | It seems awfully risky to eat inside without masks, don't you think? | 1.5054 | 0.05283 | 184 | 115 | 45 | 24 |
385 | It didn’t use to be so hard to make an impression on a first date. | 1.5053 | 0.04936 | 190 | 114 | 56 | 20 |
386 | Nah, this is plenty safe. I used to work for the governor. | 1.5051 | 0.05250 | 198 | 127 | 42 | 29 |
387 | Here's the show. Dinner's on you. | 1.5050 | 0.04721 | 202 | 120 | 62 | 20 |
388 | I feel like we don’t talk anymore. | 1.5050 | 0.04875 | 202 | 123 | 56 | 23 |
389 | Some guys find me a bit too much. | 1.5049 | 0.05092 | 206 | 131 | 46 | 29 |
390 | How about you? Do you have any special talents? | 1.5048 | 0.04737 | 210 | 127 | 60 | 23 |
391 | It’s a performance piece about my life. The juggled items represent our kids, my job, your mother’s advice and the unicycle is time. You represent yourself waiting for dinner, but don’t get off your ass Sweetie, not unless your chair catches fire. | 1.5046 | 0.05167 | 216 | 142 | 39 | 35 |
392 | If this doesn't get our server's attention, I'm going to take my clothes off. | 1.5042 | 0.04747 | 236 | 150 | 53 | 33 |
393 | For my next act, I want you to put an apple on your head. | 1.5028 | 0.05157 | 179 | 109 | 50 | 20 |
394 | I still feel like I'm not doing enough. | 1.5028 | 0.05096 | 179 | 108 | 52 | 19 |
395 | So Biff. You gotta ask yourself. Do you feel lucky tonight? | 1.5026 | 0.05177 | 189 | 118 | 47 | 24 |
396 | I think first dates are always a bit risky. | 1.5026 | 0.04861 | 191 | 114 | 58 | 19 |
397 | Dating after 40 has gotten so competitive. | 1.5025 | 0.05121 | 197 | 124 | 47 | 26 |
398 | AND i'm tying a cherry stem with my tongue! | 1.5024 | 0.04862 | 211 | 131 | 54 | 26 |
399 | Ok, Honey, you've made your point. I agree that being a wife and mother is a lot to juggle. | 1.5023 | 0.04773 | 219 | 136 | 56 | 27 |
400 | So your profile said you're an investor. That must be exciting. | 1.5000 | 0.05211 | 190 | 120 | 45 | 25 |
401 | Sure, I learned Portuguese too last year, but when am I ever going to use that? | 1.5000 | 0.05270 | 182 | 114 | 45 | 23 |
402 | To me, trust is the most important thing in a relationship. | 1.5000 | 0.04913 | 182 | 108 | 57 | 17 |
403 | Easy. Just don't ask me to try kids and career. | 1.5000 | 0.05129 | 194 | 122 | 47 | 25 |
404 | My mom never let me run with scissors | 1.5000 | 0.05169 | 202 | 130 | 43 | 29 |
405 | My hobbies? I like to read and do meditation. Why do you ask? | 1.5000 | 0.05222 | 176 | 108 | 48 | 20 |
406 | Strangely not my weirdest first date. | 1.5000 | 0.04975 | 188 | 114 | 54 | 20 |
407 | on the count of 3 toss me a salad | 1.5000 | 0.04896 | 198 | 121 | 55 | 22 |
408 | The app doesn't count it as steps without the chainsaw. | 1.5000 | 0.05088 | 188 | 116 | 50 | 22 |
409 | I told you in my profile with me ‘life is a circus’ | 1.5000 | 0.04687 | 216 | 132 | 60 | 24 |
410 | I'll be your waitress this evening. I'm also a screen writer, actress and circus artist. | 1.5000 | 0.04705 | 206 | 124 | 61 | 21 |
411 | Oh! I forgot my mask!! | 1.4976 | 0.04954 | 211 | 134 | 49 | 28 |
412 | See? My life is all about taking stupid risks. But why aren't YOU getting the vaccine? | 1.4976 | 0.04944 | 209 | 132 | 50 | 27 |
413 | And now you've got to try to pull the tablecloth out from under me. | 1.4976 | 0.05017 | 205 | 130 | 48 | 27 |
414 | Ok, on three, toss up the glass. | 1.4975 | 0.05197 | 203 | 132 | 41 | 30 |
415 | I’m just rehearsing for 2022. | 1.4975 | 0.05031 | 199 | 125 | 49 | 25 |
416 | You think this is dangerous? Try working for Gov. Cuomo. | 1.4973 | 0.05092 | 185 | 114 | 50 | 21 |
417 | honey just take your meds, before we are asked to leave | 1.4971 | 0.05463 | 171 | 108 | 41 | 22 |
418 | This helps ensure that I'm socially distanced by 6 feet. | 1.4970 | 0.05382 | 169 | 105 | 44 | 20 |
419 | So, you were telling me about how you learned to bake bread over quarantine? | 1.4963 | 0.06029 | 135 | 84 | 35 | 16 |
420 | Of course I also went through the whole banana bread and homemade sourdough thing during lockdown. | 1.4958 | 0.04351 | 236 | 142 | 71 | 23 |
421 | Still think indoor dining feels safe? | 1.4951 | 0.04655 | 206 | 124 | 62 | 20 |
422 | I mean it...toss me the glass | 1.4951 | 0.04789 | 204 | 125 | 57 | 22 |
423 | First it was puzzles. Then sourdough starter. And one thing led to another. | 1.4948 | 0.05274 | 192 | 124 | 41 | 27 |
424 | This is nothing compared to being a single mom. | 1.4947 | 0.05031 | 188 | 116 | 51 | 21 |
425 | Enough about me. | 1.4945 | 0.04974 | 182 | 110 | 54 | 18 |
426 | So,this is what it takes to be the first woman governor of New York. | 1.4944 | 0.05543 | 180 | 118 | 35 | 27 |
427 | The only trick I haven't mastered is how to stop doing this once I've started | 1.4944 | 0.05372 | 180 | 115 | 41 | 24 |
428 | Your profile didn’t say anything about a bowling ball… | 1.4944 | 0.04927 | 178 | 106 | 56 | 16 |
429 | I can do it in heels, but I didn’t want to be a showoff. | 1.4943 | 0.05160 | 176 | 108 | 49 | 19 |
430 | Don’t worry, I’m Canadian so my healthcare is free. | 1.4939 | 0.05367 | 164 | 101 | 45 | 18 |
431 | It's actually safer than being an anti-vaxer | 1.4925 | 0.05092 | 201 | 129 | 45 | 27 |
432 | But, really, tell me about yourself. | 1.4921 | 0.05011 | 189 | 117 | 51 | 21 |
433 | Marry me, Ted. I'm a good catch." | 1.4912 | 0.05462 | 171 | 109 | 40 | 22 |
434 | I'm nervous. This is the first time I've done this without a mask. | 1.4911 | 0.05316 | 169 | 105 | 45 | 19 |
435 | One of these represents our current relationship status. Care to guess which one? | 1.4910 | 0.05363 | 167 | 104 | 44 | 19 |
436 | So,do I get the job? | 1.4903 | 0.04603 | 206 | 124 | 63 | 19 |
437 | Yes, I'm a single working mom. How can you tell? | 1.4899 | 0.04895 | 198 | 123 | 53 | 22 |
438 | This is a nice break from kids, job, laundry and soccer practice. | 1.4899 | 0.05200 | 198 | 129 | 41 | 28 |
439 | I can't put my finger on why, but I just think we're incompatible. | 1.4895 | 0.04763 | 190 | 114 | 59 | 17 |
440 | Still easier than covid homeschooling | 1.4894 | 0.04568 | 235 | 148 | 59 | 28 |
441 | Can you pass the salt? | 1.4892 | 0.04955 | 186 | 114 | 53 | 19 |
442 | Honestly, this is much easier than being married to you. | 1.4891 | 0.05339 | 184 | 119 | 40 | 25 |
443 | I swear I will never say "just drop it" again | 1.4891 | 0.05053 | 184 | 114 | 50 | 20 |
444 | Wait until you see what I do on the third date. | 1.4887 | 0.04740 | 221 | 140 | 54 | 27 |
445 | I wasn’t kidding when I said I have a lot to juggle in life | 1.4884 | 0.05311 | 172 | 108 | 44 | 20 |
446 | I used to do this in heels. | 1.4882 | 0.05358 | 170 | 107 | 43 | 20 |
447 | Now kiss me. | 1.4881 | 0.05536 | 168 | 108 | 38 | 22 |
448 | This is all I was really qualified for after law school | 1.4880 | 0.05108 | 166 | 100 | 51 | 15 |
449 | Okay, now hand me the water. | 1.4874 | 0.05031 | 199 | 127 | 47 | 25 |
450 | I normally don't perform on a first date | 1.4873 | 0.05138 | 158 | 94 | 51 | 13 |
451 | I'm also a single mom. | 1.4873 | 0.04966 | 197 | 124 | 50 | 23 |
452 | Oh,this is easy. I’m a working mom! | 1.4870 | 0.04989 | 193 | 121 | 50 | 22 |
453 | Now do you believe that I can handle your family? | 1.4868 | 0.05177 | 189 | 121 | 44 | 24 |
454 | Did I mention I'm also a single mom? | 1.4865 | 0.04893 | 222 | 145 | 46 | 31 |
455 | It was either this or work from home. | 1.4863 | 0.04831 | 183 | 110 | 57 | 16 |
456 | You think this is dangerous? You're not even wearing a mask. | 1.4861 | 0.04639 | 216 | 134 | 59 | 23 |
457 | So what do you think now? Am I ready to have kids? | 1.4857 | 0.05367 | 175 | 112 | 41 | 22 |
458 | This really isn’t necessary, Sarah. You had me at “hello.” | 1.4855 | 0.05094 | 173 | 106 | 50 | 17 |
459 | If this doesn’t get the waiter’s attention, I’m out of here! | 1.4852 | 0.05249 | 169 | 105 | 46 | 18 |
460 | Thanks for asking. What are your hobbies? | 1.4850 | 0.04869 | 167 | 98 | 57 | 12 |
461 | Ok, he’s coming over. Be ready to order. | 1.4850 | 0.05160 | 200 | 131 | 41 | 28 |
462 | At least you didn’t make me jump through any hoops. | 1.4840 | 0.04858 | 188 | 115 | 55 | 18 |
463 | No Kyle, sex isn’t on the table… I’m juggling quite a lot already | 1.4837 | 0.06228 | 153 | 105 | 22 | 26 |
464 | This is nothing… wait till you see me do work, children, and active social life. | 1.4831 | 0.05238 | 178 | 113 | 44 | 21 |
465 | Honey, I think it would be safer if you were wearing a mask. | 1.4829 | 0.04853 | 234 | 156 | 43 | 35 |
466 | Toss me your drink anytime. | 1.4824 | 0.05022 | 170 | 103 | 52 | 15 |
467 | Don’t judge me till the evening gown segment of our date. | 1.4824 | 0.05422 | 170 | 109 | 40 | 21 |
468 | No, not right off the bat. I actually started with just a fidget spinner. | 1.4821 | 0.05338 | 168 | 106 | 43 | 19 |
469 | Throw me your water glass. | 1.4821 | 0.05599 | 168 | 110 | 35 | 23 |
470 | Sorry, I never use a blindfold on a first date. | 1.4815 | 0.05484 | 162 | 103 | 40 | 19 |
471 | So, what did YOU learn to do during the lockdown? | 1.4813 | 0.05217 | 187 | 121 | 42 | 24 |
472 | See – not all Tinder bios tell lies | 1.4812 | 0.05243 | 160 | 98 | 47 | 15 |
473 | … this is easier than being around your mother. | 1.4812 | 0.05606 | 160 | 103 | 37 | 20 |
474 | If you can just pick up your glass, we can call that “doing your half.” | 1.4809 | 0.05304 | 183 | 119 | 40 | 24 |
475 | Online dating is just a lot more competitive now. | 1.4808 | 0.05641 | 156 | 100 | 37 | 19 |
476 | I think a relationship would be too much to juggle right now. | 1.4804 | 0.04985 | 204 | 132 | 46 | 26 |
477 | Can't we just go back to making sourdough bread? | 1.4803 | 0.05360 | 152 | 93 | 45 | 14 |
478 | Throw me that glass of water. | 1.4800 | 0.05574 | 150 | 94 | 40 | 16 |
479 | I just have a lot of things in the air right now. | 1.4800 | 0.05179 | 175 | 110 | 46 | 19 |
480 | Did you pick up any hobbies during quarantine? | 1.4800 | 0.05179 | 175 | 110 | 46 | 19 |
481 | You won't believe how many people also expect me to catch this stuff on the way down. | 1.4800 | 0.05305 | 175 | 112 | 42 | 21 |
482 | Oh did you think that line in my profile was a joke? | 1.4800 | 0.05115 | 175 | 109 | 48 | 18 |
483 | This is my break-up routine. | 1.4798 | 0.05158 | 173 | 108 | 47 | 18 |
484 | Now, hand me the glass. | 1.4790 | 0.05155 | 167 | 103 | 48 | 16 |
485 | My last date said I was trying too hard to impress him, so I ditched my signature blindfold. | 1.4788 | 0.05409 | 165 | 105 | 41 | 19 |
486 | You still think I'm unbalanced? | 1.4788 | 0.05477 | 165 | 106 | 39 | 20 |
487 | I usually don’t go all the way like this in the first date. | 1.4788 | 0.04908 | 165 | 98 | 55 | 12 |
488 | Enough about me. What do YOU like to do? | 1.4783 | 0.05293 | 161 | 100 | 45 | 16 |
489 | I usually save this for the second date. | 1.4780 | 0.05113 | 159 | 96 | 50 | 13 |
490 | I'm not like other girls | 1.4780 | 0.05341 | 159 | 99 | 44 | 16 |
491 | My shrink thinks I have a fear of intimacy that leads me to keep everyone at a safe distance. | 1.4778 | 0.05073 | 180 | 113 | 48 | 19 |
492 | At least I’m not a mime. | 1.4777 | 0.05686 | 157 | 102 | 35 | 20 |
493 | I always try to be myself on a first date. | 1.4775 | 0.04989 | 178 | 110 | 51 | 17 |
494 | Why yes, I am, a working Mom. How did you guess? | 1.4770 | 0.05005 | 174 | 107 | 51 | 16 |
495 | Dangerous? I wasn't feeling endangered until you told me you're not vaccinated. | 1.4767 | 0.04932 | 193 | 122 | 50 | 21 |
496 | I think I finally got the waiter's attention. | 1.4765 | 0.05224 | 170 | 107 | 45 | 18 |
497 | So, now I know I’m ready for kids. You? | 1.4759 | 0.05452 | 166 | 107 | 39 | 20 |
498 | Did I mention I also went to Harvard. | 1.4753 | 0.05341 | 162 | 102 | 43 | 17 |
499 | Do I have your full attention now? | 1.4753 | 0.05121 | 162 | 99 | 49 | 14 |
500 | Doug couldn’t shake the feeling that his blind date was a bit desperate. | 1.4749 | 0.04591 | 219 | 138 | 58 | 23 |
501 | It's just a fun little party trick I picked up in the third grade. So, what's a fun fact about you? | 1.4747 | 0.05135 | 158 | 96 | 49 | 13 |
502 | Quick, toss me the baby. | 1.4747 | 0.05586 | 158 | 102 | 37 | 19 |
503 | Thanks for coming. I just feel like such a spectacle dining alone | 1.4747 | 0.05658 | 158 | 103 | 35 | 20 |
504 | See,I told you I am good at juggling life. | 1.4743 | 0.05303 | 175 | 113 | 41 | 21 |
505 | If my phone rings, please pick it up. | 1.4742 | 0.04747 | 194 | 120 | 56 | 18 |
506 | Did I tell you about my ADHD? | 1.4740 | 0.05025 | 173 | 107 | 50 | 16 |
507 | I'm just practicing for motherhood. | 1.4737 | 0.05332 | 171 | 110 | 41 | 20 |
508 | True, but for the life of me, I can't balance my checkbook. | 1.4733 | 0.05652 | 150 | 96 | 37 | 17 |
509 | My previous relationships all ended at the emergency room. | 1.4732 | 0.04868 | 205 | 132 | 49 | 24 |
510 | I’ve too often been criticized for always playing it safe on first dates | 1.4730 | 0.05461 | 148 | 92 | 42 | 14 |
511 | So what did you do with YOUR free time during the pandemic? | 1.4725 | 0.05030 | 182 | 115 | 48 | 19 |
512 | Okay, and now I remove my bra without taking off my blouse. | 1.4724 | 0.05728 | 163 | 109 | 31 | 23 |
513 | I forgot to list my hobbies in the dating app. | 1.4724 | 0.05172 | 163 | 101 | 47 | 15 |
514 | I just wanted to give you a demo of what motherhood in the pandemic feels like. | 1.4724 | 0.05594 | 163 | 107 | 35 | 21 |
515 | To be honest, friends say I try too hard to impress. | 1.4724 | 0.04661 | 199 | 123 | 58 | 18 |
516 | When Harry met side show Sally. | 1.4719 | 0.05236 | 178 | 115 | 42 | 21 |
517 | AND, I'm the mother of your children! | 1.4717 | 0.05630 | 159 | 104 | 35 | 20 |
518 | You were right; it is better without the blindfold. | 1.4717 | 0.05559 | 159 | 103 | 37 | 19 |
519 | This is nothing. My other job is Stay-At-Home Mom. | 1.4716 | 0.05341 | 176 | 115 | 39 | 22 |
520 | I already mastered sourdough. | 1.4713 | 0.05235 | 157 | 97 | 46 | 14 |
521 | Really? I never have a problem getting the waiter's attention. | 1.4713 | 0.05069 | 174 | 109 | 48 | 17 |
522 | No really, tell me how tough the past year and a half has been for you. | 1.4709 | 0.04977 | 172 | 106 | 51 | 15 |
523 | I'll take "truth" next time! | 1.4709 | 0.05308 | 172 | 111 | 41 | 20 |
524 | I haven't done this before, so you might want to move your glass. | 1.4706 | 0.05482 | 170 | 112 | 36 | 22 |
525 | It was at that moment that he realized that his wife was juggling too much” ☠ | 1.4706 | 0.05608 | 170 | 114 | 32 | 24 |
526 | Yes, I've tried a fidget spinner. | 1.4702 | 0.05401 | 168 | 109 | 39 | 20 |
527 | See? You went five whole seconds without glancing at the football game over my shoulder. | 1.4699 | 0.05382 | 166 | 107 | 40 | 19 |
528 | Beth subtly makes her point about the many demands on today’s woman. | 1.4693 | 0.05273 | 179 | 117 | 40 | 22 |
529 | This is easy. Try balancing work and family. | 1.4692 | 0.04995 | 211 | 141 | 41 | 29 |
530 | I had a lot of spare time during Covid… | 1.4690 | 0.05711 | 145 | 93 | 36 | 16 |
531 | The special today is... duck! | 1.4688 | 0.05602 | 160 | 105 | 35 | 20 |
532 | I'm a nuclear physicist. I do this to unwind. | 1.4685 | 0.05508 | 143 | 89 | 41 | 13 |
533 | So much for Match.com | 1.4680 | 0.04594 | 203 | 126 | 59 | 18 |
534 | Is this your first time using Jugglr? | 1.4679 | 0.05563 | 156 | 101 | 37 | 18 |
535 | I hope you don't think I'm coming on too strong for a first date. | 1.4679 | 0.05336 | 156 | 98 | 43 | 15 |
536 | Oh, this is fine. Next week I go back to zoom schooling my kindergartener while working full time. | 1.4679 | 0.05489 | 156 | 100 | 39 | 17 |
537 | Very impressive, Susan, but do you also mind working remotely and homeschooling our kids during a global pandemic? | 1.4678 | 0.05132 | 171 | 108 | 46 | 17 |
538 | Any sign of the waiter? | 1.4675 | 0.05464 | 154 | 98 | 40 | 16 |
539 | By the look on your face when you said 'Let's do something crazy!' ... Im now thinking you meant order dessert... or have an extra bottle of wine...??! | 1.4671 | 0.05221 | 167 | 106 | 44 | 17 |
540 | Don't worry; I won't drop the ball. | 1.4670 | 0.05265 | 182 | 120 | 39 | 23 |
541 | It pays better and is less dangerous than waitressing. | 1.4667 | 0.05130 | 180 | 116 | 44 | 20 |
542 | Sure, she spoke four languages, was a neurosurgeon by day, and had the face of a model. But as Dave watched the woman ten years his junior perform amazing circus tricks to keep his attention, he couldn’t help but notice that her body was merely a 7. | 1.4667 | 0.05958 | 150 | 101 | 28 | 21 |
543 | I think the wait staff sees me now" | 1.4663 | 0.04818 | 193 | 122 | 52 | 19 |
544 | I admit, cultivating these skills made more sense during lockdown. | 1.4658 | 0.05064 | 161 | 99 | 49 | 13 |
545 | If I was too drunk to drive, could I do this? | 1.4658 | 0.05362 | 161 | 103 | 41 | 17 |
546 | That’s impressive honey, but can we go ahead and order? | 1.4658 | 0.05426 | 146 | 91 | 42 | 13 |
547 | This is a metaphor for parenting. | 1.4658 | 0.05681 | 146 | 94 | 36 | 16 |
548 | This is how we teachers are getting ready for the new school year. | 1.4655 | 0.05067 | 174 | 110 | 47 | 17 |
549 | Anyway, those are the specials | 1.4654 | 0.05698 | 159 | 106 | 32 | 21 |
550 | I learned to make a pretty nice sourdough. Oh, also I got a dog! | 1.4648 | 0.05534 | 142 | 89 | 40 | 13 |
551 | Very impressive, Julie, but those skills still only earn you $0.82 to my $1.00. | 1.4643 | 0.05530 | 168 | 112 | 34 | 22 |
552 | Would you like to go bowling after dinner or cut down a tree? | 1.4638 | 0.05741 | 138 | 88 | 36 | 14 |
553 | just like January 6th honey , you can be a circus clown and a domestic terrorist at the same time. | 1.4635 | 0.05163 | 192 | 128 | 39 | 25 |
554 | Glenn knew she was out of his league before the unicycle hit the table. | 1.4632 | 0.05041 | 190 | 124 | 44 | 22 |
555 | In one smooth motion, whisk away the tablecloth. | 1.4630 | 0.05191 | 162 | 102 | 45 | 15 |
556 | I like a little balance in my life. | 1.4630 | 0.05041 | 162 | 100 | 49 | 13 |
557 | So what's YOUR hobby? | 1.4629 | 0.04980 | 175 | 110 | 49 | 16 |
558 | Speed dating is getting so competitive! | 1.4625 | 0.05600 | 160 | 106 | 34 | 20 |
559 | You know what they say, "Go for the juggler." | 1.4624 | 0.05407 | 173 | 115 | 36 | 22 |
560 | Maybe you're right- a baby right now might be one thing too many. | 1.4624 | 0.05218 | 173 | 112 | 42 | 19 |
561 | COVID may have prevented me from dating .. but I perfected this for when lockdowns ended. | 1.4624 | 0.04707 | 186 | 115 | 56 | 15 |
562 | That’s enough about me. What exactly to YOU bring to the table? | 1.4620 | 0.05360 | 158 | 101 | 41 | 16 |
563 | Yeah, so I don't feel comfortable talking about why I've had so few second dates. | 1.4620 | 0.05455 | 171 | 114 | 35 | 22 |
564 | Tell me more about your thrilling accounting job. | 1.4620 | 0.05197 | 171 | 110 | 43 | 18 |
565 | Ok, now climb on my shoulders. | 1.4615 | 0.05681 | 143 | 92 | 36 | 15 |
566 | Thanks for finally putting your phone away. | 1.4615 | 0.05241 | 169 | 109 | 42 | 18 |
567 | Yes, I'm a professional and a single mom. How did you know? | 1.4611 | 0.05306 | 180 | 120 | 37 | 23 |
568 | So, what do you bring to the table? | 1.4610 | 0.05461 | 154 | 99 | 39 | 16 |
569 | Oh, crap, not again! I always end up doing this when I meet someone I like. | 1.4610 | 0.05999 | 141 | 94 | 29 | 18 |
570 | My therapist says that I don't need to try so hard to please others, but I don't know... | 1.4604 | 0.05710 | 139 | 89 | 36 | 14 |
571 | I just feel like I'm doing all the work in this relationship. | 1.4604 | 0.04867 | 202 | 132 | 47 | 23 |
572 | Yes, I can chew gum also. | 1.4601 | 0.05093 | 163 | 102 | 47 | 14 |
573 | When you said you were juggling a lot right now, I assumed you were talking about your life. | 1.4596 | 0.05431 | 161 | 105 | 38 | 18 |
574 | Sorry, I thought your profile said you were a jogger. | 1.4595 | 0.04673 | 222 | 146 | 50 | 26 |
575 | What I learned on my Pandemic "vacation" | 1.4593 | 0.04763 | 172 | 105 | 55 | 12 |
576 | Now do you believe I can multitask? | 1.4591 | 0.05625 | 159 | 106 | 33 | 20 |
577 | It’s actually easier than juggling my personal responsibilities” | 1.4591 | 0.05106 | 159 | 99 | 47 | 13 |
578 | I guess that extra pot of coffee did have an effect. | 1.4588 | 0.05013 | 170 | 107 | 48 | 15 |
579 | Are you kidding? This is nothing for a single mom of 4. | 1.4588 | 0.05284 | 170 | 111 | 40 | 19 |
580 | ready for a lap dance? | 1.4586 | 0.06270 | 133 | 90 | 25 | 18 |
581 | You're staring...is there something in my teeth? | 1.4586 | 0.05699 | 133 | 84 | 37 | 12 |
582 | How did you guess I'm a single mom with three children? | 1.4586 | 0.05606 | 157 | 104 | 34 | 19 |
583 | Working mother trying to explain her life to husband…… | 1.4575 | 0.05326 | 153 | 97 | 42 | 14 |
584 | This is so embarrassing, I forgot my bowling pin. | 1.4575 | 0.05245 | 153 | 96 | 44 | 13 |
585 | Not even a smile? Tough room. | 1.4573 | 0.04843 | 164 | 100 | 53 | 11 |
586 | What do you mean " what do i do for an encore "? | 1.4570 | 0.05617 | 151 | 99 | 35 | 17 |
587 | Get out your phone. I dare you. | 1.4570 | 0.05376 | 151 | 96 | 41 | 14 |
588 | Damn! Is that my cellphone? | 1.4565 | 0.05738 | 138 | 89 | 35 | 14 |
589 | Now that I have your attention, Get your Covid shot. | 1.4565 | 0.05919 | 138 | 91 | 31 | 16 |
590 | There's no Olympic event for this yet, but I like to keep in practice. | 1.4565 | 0.05454 | 138 | 86 | 41 | 11 |
591 | See, I was NOT lying in my profile. | 1.4564 | 0.05511 | 149 | 96 | 38 | 15 |
592 | You want me to really blow your mind? Pass me your Gin and Tonic. | 1.4563 | 0.05455 | 160 | 105 | 37 | 18 |
593 | I've lived through a pandemic. It's hard to impress me any more. | 1.4556 | 0.04748 | 180 | 112 | 54 | 14 |
594 | we don't do lap dances anymore | 1.4552 | 0.05956 | 134 | 88 | 31 | 15 |
595 | I'd be happy to split the check... | 1.4552 | 0.05861 | 134 | 87 | 33 | 14 |
596 | Online dating has become such a circus these days | 1.4551 | 0.05252 | 156 | 99 | 43 | 14 |
597 | Sorry, I do this when I'm nervous. | 1.4545 | 0.05468 | 165 | 110 | 35 | 20 |
598 | Well, you don't exactly look like your profile photo either. | 1.4540 | 0.05015 | 163 | 102 | 48 | 13 |
599 | I'm leaving you to join the circus. | 1.4539 | 0.05666 | 152 | 101 | 33 | 18 |
600 | If you think this is hard, you should try fighting the patiarchy! | 1.4539 | 0.05510 | 152 | 99 | 37 | 16 |
601 | I’m pretty sure I asked for a lap dance. | 1.4538 | 0.06471 | 130 | 90 | 21 | 19 |
602 | I can still feel you undressing me with your eyes. | 1.4533 | 0.05563 | 150 | 98 | 36 | 16 |
603 | Do you think he’ll bring the menus now? | 1.4526 | 0.05672 | 137 | 88 | 36 | 13 |
604 | It’s way easier than juggling career, marriage, and motherhood. | 1.4524 | 0.05394 | 168 | 112 | 36 | 20 |
605 | I can also do a job and two kids | 1.4521 | 0.05505 | 146 | 94 | 38 | 14 |
606 | ...and I have no children, I own my home, and my credit score is phenomenal! | 1.4521 | 0.05331 | 146 | 92 | 42 | 12 |
607 | This is nothing compared with the daily challenges associated with being born with two X chromosomes. | 1.4521 | 0.05919 | 146 | 99 | 28 | 19 |
608 | Relax! There’s no gravity in a cartoon. | 1.4516 | 0.05353 | 155 | 100 | 40 | 15 |
609 | What’s it going to take to get this waiter’s attention? | 1.4514 | 0.05560 | 144 | 93 | 37 | 14 |
610 | And that's when I decided the vaccine just isn't safe. | 1.4512 | 0.05283 | 164 | 107 | 40 | 17 |
611 | I want a guy who won't feel threatened by my talent. | 1.4510 | 0.05560 | 153 | 101 | 35 | 17 |
612 | Same ol' same ol'! How 'bout you? | 1.4507 | 0.05791 | 142 | 94 | 32 | 16 |
613 | Well, I don’t see YOU doing anything to spice up the relationship. | 1.4507 | 0.05527 | 142 | 91 | 38 | 13 |
614 | I still can't get the waiter's attention. | 1.4506 | 0.05034 | 162 | 102 | 47 | 13 |
615 | 'But can she do this? | 1.4500 | 0.05078 | 160 | 101 | 46 | 13 |
616 | What I really want to do is direct. | 1.4500 | 0.04840 | 160 | 98 | 52 | 10 |
617 | Next time I think we should get a table outside. | 1.4497 | 0.05167 | 149 | 93 | 45 | 11 |
618 | Your dating profile said you liked someone who could multitask! | 1.4494 | 0.05103 | 178 | 117 | 42 | 19 |
619 | My mom was a multitasker and my dad was a jack of all trades. | 1.4494 | 0.05428 | 158 | 104 | 37 | 17 |
620 | Toss me the breast pump. | 1.4490 | 0.05886 | 147 | 100 | 28 | 19 |
621 | It's great for enforcing social distancing. | 1.4488 | 0.05885 | 127 | 82 | 33 | 12 |
622 | As you can see, I bring a lot of skills to the table. | 1.4487 | 0.05403 | 156 | 102 | 38 | 16 |
623 | Can you throw me the menu? | 1.4483 | 0.05530 | 145 | 94 | 37 | 14 |
624 | It was either this or elementary school bus driver and this seemed less dangerous. | 1.4483 | 0.05443 | 145 | 93 | 39 | 13 |
625 | This is nothing, try juggling three teenagers! | 1.4478 | 0.06138 | 134 | 91 | 26 | 17 |
626 | So, just to summarize this little demonstration, it’s your turn to take care of the kids, Justin. | 1.4474 | 0.05888 | 152 | 105 | 26 | 21 |
627 | You have to get creative since women’s clothes rarely have pockets | 1.4472 | 0.05704 | 161 | 111 | 28 | 22 |
628 | I told you before I agreed to this date that I was juggling a lot. | 1.4471 | 0.05211 | 170 | 112 | 40 | 18 |
629 | I'm sorry, but the stripper is off tonight. | 1.4460 | 0.05792 | 139 | 92 | 32 | 15 |
630 | Now do I get a 20% tip? | 1.4459 | 0.05376 | 157 | 103 | 38 | 16 |
631 | I finally just said ‘the hell with the whole mindfulness thing.’ | 1.4459 | 0.05814 | 157 | 109 | 26 | 22 |
632 | You seem distracted. | 1.4453 | 0.05525 | 128 | 80 | 39 | 9 |
633 | I don’t know why you thought I was lying about this in my dating profile | 1.4453 | 0.05667 | 137 | 89 | 35 | 13 |
634 | Well, ADHD, but otherwise nothing. | 1.4452 | 0.05326 | 146 | 93 | 41 | 12 |
635 | This is a lot easier than juggling motherhood and a career. | 1.4452 | 0.05237 | 146 | 92 | 43 | 11 |
636 | This is nothing! You should have seen what they had me do at my last job interview! | 1.4452 | 0.05146 | 146 | 91 | 45 | 10 |
637 | Next, I need you to pull the table cloth out from under me | 1.4444 | 0.05318 | 153 | 99 | 40 | 14 |
638 | And not only that, there's a load of laundry in the wash. | 1.4437 | 0.05116 | 151 | 95 | 45 | 11 |
639 | It’s a living… for now | 1.4437 | 0.05530 | 151 | 100 | 35 | 16 |
640 | Do you think that we should have washed the dishes instead? | 1.4437 | 0.05873 | 142 | 96 | 29 | 17 |
641 | I’d say I am ready for parenting | 1.4437 | 0.05612 | 142 | 93 | 35 | 14 |
642 | Yes, I do get nervous on first dates. Why do you ask? | 1.4436 | 0.05588 | 133 | 85 | 37 | 11 |
643 | I think I got our waiter’s attention, Mickey. Toss me your wallet. | 1.4422 | 0.05640 | 147 | 98 | 33 | 16 |
644 | I just feel like I'm working much harder in this relationship." | 1.4417 | 0.06126 | 120 | 79 | 29 | 12 |
645 | If I can do this at dinner, imagine what I can do in the bedroom | 1.4416 | 0.05371 | 154 | 101 | 38 | 15 |
646 | I’ve learned a lot about myself during quarantine. | 1.4416 | 0.05129 | 154 | 98 | 44 | 12 |
647 | Sandy gradually learned a few tricks to help her stand out in the speed dating pool. | 1.4414 | 0.05438 | 145 | 94 | 38 | 13 |
648 | I'm a single mom with two kids and a full-time job....THIS is easy! | 1.4414 | 0.05526 | 145 | 95 | 36 | 14 |
649 | I can't believe you haven't looked at your phone for like 3 whole minutes | 1.4412 | 0.05500 | 136 | 87 | 38 | 11 |
650 | Your ad said you liked women who take risks. | 1.4408 | 0.05175 | 152 | 97 | 43 | 12 |
651 | Yes I’m a mom! How did you know that? | 1.4408 | 0.05422 | 152 | 100 | 37 | 15 |
652 | And for my next trick, I'm going to make our relationship disappear. | 1.4406 | 0.06006 | 143 | 99 | 25 | 19 |
653 | If I shout “duck”, it’s not about the daily special. | 1.4400 | 0.05836 | 125 | 81 | 33 | 11 |
654 | Since you claim to be more of a ‘visual’ learner, I thought this would help explain how my day was. | 1.4400 | 0.05391 | 150 | 98 | 38 | 14 |
655 | I learned this from my mother. She had six kids. | 1.4394 | 0.06013 | 132 | 89 | 28 | 15 |
656 | If you can catch just one, I'll pick up the check. | 1.4390 | 0.05789 | 123 | 79 | 34 | 10 |
657 | I’m sorry, Brian. I just have a lot going on in my life right now. | 1.4386 | 0.04911 | 171 | 110 | 47 | 14 |
658 | Not much. What did you do during the lockdown? | 1.4384 | 0.05496 | 146 | 96 | 36 | 14 |
659 | Let me guess, middle child? | 1.4379 | 0.05314 | 153 | 100 | 39 | 14 |
660 | Throw me a kiss. | 1.4379 | 0.05628 | 153 | 104 | 31 | 18 |
661 | And this is how I became a widow. | 1.4375 | 0.05462 | 144 | 94 | 37 | 13 |
662 | I was attracted to your online profile, referring to your life these past few years as a juggling act. | 1.4367 | 0.04871 | 158 | 99 | 49 | 10 |
663 | I swear, nothing impresses you anymore. | 1.4367 | 0.05269 | 158 | 104 | 39 | 15 |
664 | You say I can't juggle both children and a career . . . so I'll probably drop something, eh? | 1.4366 | 0.05606 | 142 | 94 | 34 | 14 |
665 | Normally I wouldn’t do this on the first date. | 1.4359 | 0.05394 | 156 | 104 | 36 | 16 |
666 | Now that I have your full attention, let me tell you about our specials for today. | 1.4357 | 0.05664 | 140 | 93 | 33 | 14 |
667 | I told you I had to juggle a few things when you asked me out. | 1.4351 | 0.05123 | 154 | 99 | 43 | 12 |
668 | And that’s just a little about me. Tell me about you. | 1.4345 | 0.04973 | 145 | 90 | 47 | 8 |
669 | And I still only earn 84 cents to your dollar. | 1.4342 | 0.05575 | 152 | 103 | 32 | 17 |
670 | ‘I wouldn’t have to do this if they would just pass the $25 minimum wage’ | 1.4341 | 0.05486 | 129 | 82 | 38 | 9 |
671 | Wow Janice, that year and a half stuck indoors has really paid off for you. | 1.4338 | 0.05493 | 136 | 88 | 37 | 11 |
672 | I know it wasn't on my Tinder profile but I always like to go the extra mile | 1.4337 | 0.04863 | 166 | 106 | 48 | 12 |
673 | My other talent is running with scissors | 1.4331 | 0.06183 | 127 | 87 | 25 | 15 |
674 | I preferred it when you had to sing for your supper. | 1.4326 | 0.05355 | 141 | 91 | 39 | 11 |
675 | Normally, I save the chainsaw for the second date. | 1.4326 | 0.05721 | 141 | 95 | 31 | 15 |
676 | Now that I have your attention, I'm pregnant | 1.4324 | 0.05845 | 148 | 103 | 26 | 19 |
677 | This is still safer than skipping the vaccine. | 1.4324 | 0.05766 | 148 | 102 | 28 | 18 |
678 | Of course I have time to shop for your mothers birthday gift! | 1.4324 | 0.05604 | 148 | 100 | 32 | 16 |
679 | No, I’d love to hear about your podcast. | 1.4324 | 0.05088 | 148 | 94 | 44 | 10 |
680 | I thought you might like dinner and a show. | 1.4320 | 0.05368 | 125 | 78 | 40 | 7 |
681 | Your bio said brown hair | 1.4317 | 0.05597 | 139 | 92 | 34 | 13 |
682 | No mask? How risky. | 1.4314 | 0.05389 | 153 | 102 | 36 | 15 |
683 | Okay, now show me your tablecloth trick! | 1.4309 | 0.06226 | 123 | 84 | 25 | 14 |
684 | I tell ya, dating in your 40s is a real circus! | 1.4307 | 0.05262 | 137 | 87 | 41 | 9 |
685 | Dad, this is my way of telling you I'm dropping out of law school. | 1.4305 | 0.05520 | 151 | 102 | 33 | 16 |
686 | I didn't mention it in my profile because some men find it intimidating. | 1.4304 | 0.05264 | 158 | 105 | 38 | 15 |
687 | Woops! | 1.4297 | 0.05941 | 128 | 86 | 29 | 13 |
688 | This one is called "Working from Home with Toddlers." | 1.4297 | 0.06043 | 128 | 87 | 27 | 14 |
689 | I am trying to let you know that I am pregnant! | 1.4297 | 0.05836 | 128 | 85 | 31 | 12 |
690 | Of course I'm vaccinated. I wouldn't put myself in a really dangerous situation. | 1.4297 | 0.05941 | 128 | 86 | 29 | 13 |
691 | Now tell me, Jim. What did YOU do during the COVID shut-down? | 1.4297 | 0.06043 | 128 | 87 | 27 | 14 |
692 | These sobriety test are getting a little ridiculous. | 1.4296 | 0.05905 | 135 | 92 | 28 | 15 |
693 | You’re probably asking yourself “But can she balance the responsibilities of a committed relationship?” | 1.4296 | 0.05617 | 135 | 89 | 34 | 12 |
694 | For my next trick I'll be trying to survive on the wages I make from working here | 1.4296 | 0.05998 | 135 | 93 | 26 | 16 |
695 | When I stop, get the hell out of the way. | 1.4296 | 0.05419 | 142 | 93 | 37 | 12 |
696 | Hang on - I'll tell you when to toss me the glass. | 1.4296 | 0.05689 | 142 | 96 | 31 | 15 |
697 | This is what I bring to the table... show me what you got? | 1.4295 | 0.05238 | 149 | 97 | 40 | 12 |
698 | I'm also a vegan. | 1.4295 | 0.05574 | 149 | 101 | 32 | 16 |
699 | I feel like I can just be myself with you. | 1.4286 | 0.05287 | 147 | 96 | 39 | 12 |
700 | When you described yourself as an "exhibitionist" I was imagining something else... | 1.4286 | 0.05874 | 133 | 90 | 29 | 14 |
701 | Couldn't go out on a date during COVID, but I managed to pick up some skills while I was quarantining at home. | 1.4286 | 0.06008 | 126 | 85 | 28 | 13 |
702 | So your dating profile mentioned wanted a girl who could juggle several tasks at once. Does this qualify? | 1.4286 | 0.05281 | 154 | 102 | 38 | 14 |
703 | I’m not sure how else to prove I’ll be a good mother. | 1.4286 | 0.06113 | 126 | 86 | 26 | 14 |
704 | Is because you heard I did tricks the only reason you asked me out? | 1.4286 | 0.05951 | 147 | 104 | 23 | 20 |
705 | This is what modern feminism looks like | 1.4286 | 0.05282 | 140 | 90 | 40 | 10 |
706 | What Else? Throw me my chair. | 1.4276 | 0.05338 | 145 | 95 | 38 | 12 |
707 | I used to be a nurse, but it was too dangerous. | 1.4276 | 0.05600 | 145 | 98 | 32 | 15 |
708 | "I'm auditioning to be your busy suburban wife and mother of 3." | 1.4276 | 0.05600 | 145 | 98 | 32 | 15 |
709 | You are lucky, Joe. This usually happens only on my third date. | 1.4276 | 0.05338 | 145 | 95 | 38 | 12 |
710 | I guess it was wrong of me to think breaking up with you in public would prevent you from making a scene. | 1.4275 | 0.05939 | 131 | 89 | 28 | 14 |
711 | And I'm fully vaccinated! | 1.4274 | 0.05745 | 124 | 81 | 33 | 10 |
712 | I do not need a partner, I need an audience. | 1.4266 | 0.05657 | 143 | 97 | 31 | 15 |
713 | Bill had a different picture in mind when he saw that the new club had "table-dancing." | 1.4266 | 0.05569 | 143 | 96 | 33 | 14 |
714 | Now are you out of your comfort zone? | 1.4265 | 0.05386 | 136 | 88 | 38 | 10 |
715 | Nah. Risky would be telling me to add in a smile. | 1.4265 | 0.06053 | 136 | 95 | 24 | 17 |
716 | Sorry, I feel like I've been talking about myself all night. | 1.4262 | 0.05693 | 122 | 79 | 34 | 9 |
717 | This is nothing compared to being a mother | 1.4254 | 0.05643 | 134 | 89 | 33 | 12 |
718 | Topless is extra | 1.4252 | 0.06176 | 127 | 88 | 24 | 15 |
719 | It was either clown college or law school | 1.4250 | 0.06445 | 120 | 84 | 21 | 15 |
720 | Sure, George. I’ll put the kids to bed, too. | 1.4250 | 0.06336 | 120 | 83 | 23 | 14 |
721 | So after I mastered the sour dough....... | 1.4247 | 0.05309 | 146 | 96 | 38 | 12 |
722 | I used the lockdown to hone some new skills, how about you? | 1.4242 | 0.05703 | 132 | 88 | 32 | 12 |
723 | No problem. I'm a woman. | 1.4242 | 0.05703 | 132 | 88 | 32 | 12 |
724 | I guess indoor dining without masks is still dangerous. | 1.4242 | 0.05601 | 132 | 87 | 34 | 11 |
725 | Yes, I will forgive your infidelity—if you can catch the chainsaw and toss it back without severing your arm. | 1.4241 | 0.05557 | 158 | 110 | 29 | 19 |
726 | I'm practicing for parenthood. | 1.4239 | 0.05022 | 184 | 126 | 38 | 20 |
727 | I also have a law degree. | 1.4236 | 0.05711 | 144 | 99 | 29 | 16 |
728 | ...but I don't cook. | 1.4234 | 0.05356 | 137 | 89 | 38 | 10 |
729 | Sweetheart, could you run to the store and buy an axe for me please? | 1.4234 | 0.05255 | 137 | 88 | 40 | 9 |
730 | I then I have to juggle you and the kids. | 1.4234 | 0.05743 | 137 | 93 | 30 | 14 |
731 | This all seems pretty dangerous … I’d really be more comfortable if you’d put on your mask | 1.4233 | 0.05428 | 163 | 113 | 31 | 19 |
732 | COVID wasn't a complete waste of time. | 1.4231 | 0.06067 | 130 | 90 | 25 | 15 |
733 | I learned this during quarantine. But really, tell me more about your sourdough! | 1.4231 | 0.05765 | 130 | 87 | 31 | 12 |
734 | It's the plate spinning they frown on. | 1.4231 | 0.05335 | 130 | 83 | 39 | 8 |
735 | You're drinking tap water? Don't you know how dangerous that is? | 1.4228 | 0.05486 | 149 | 101 | 33 | 15 |
736 | This? This is easy. I'm a teacher. | 1.4228 | 0.05568 | 149 | 102 | 31 | 16 |
737 | As the marriage counselor said, keep your husband entertained. | 1.4228 | 0.06110 | 123 | 84 | 26 | 13 |
738 | Don't worry. I almost got a bronze. | 1.4225 | 0.05128 | 142 | 91 | 42 | 9 |
739 | All I asked was how you juggle work and play!” | 1.4215 | 0.05839 | 121 | 80 | 31 | 10 |
740 | This is what I mean by spicing up our dinners out. | 1.4215 | 0.05956 | 121 | 81 | 29 | 11 |
741 | I think first dates are always risky | 1.4207 | 0.05508 | 145 | 98 | 33 | 14 |
742 | As a present, I'd like to give you this unique and special opportunity to mansplain juggling to me. | 1.4207 | 0.05508 | 145 | 98 | 33 | 14 |
743 | Ok,now pass me the water glass | 1.4206 | 0.05894 | 126 | 85 | 29 | 12 |
744 | I guess I'm just looking for a guy who doesn't make me jump through hoops, you know? | 1.4206 | 0.05561 | 126 | 82 | 35 | 9 |
745 | Safer than going unvaccinated! | 1.4204 | 0.05279 | 157 | 106 | 36 | 15 |
746 | Stability is very important to me in a relationship | 1.4203 | 0.05892 | 138 | 96 | 26 | 16 |
747 | It's terrific that restaurants are safe again. | 1.4202 | 0.05660 | 119 | 77 | 34 | 8 |
748 | All right, I’ll help with the kids and housework. | 1.4202 | 0.05785 | 119 | 78 | 32 | 9 |
749 | Whatever you do, don't make me laugh! | 1.4202 | 0.05785 | 119 | 78 | 32 | 9 |
750 | So, what have you been doing with your time during the lockdown? | 1.4200 | 0.05205 | 150 | 99 | 39 | 12 |
751 | I think you'll agree that compared to this married life should be easy. | 1.4200 | 0.05205 | 150 | 99 | 39 | 12 |
752 | It's not much, but I've gotta save something for the second date. | 1.4198 | 0.05730 | 131 | 88 | 31 | 12 |
753 | Without a condom, are you nuts? | 1.4194 | 0.05850 | 124 | 83 | 30 | 11 |
754 | Along the same lines, I’m also not vaccinated! | 1.4194 | 0.06282 | 124 | 87 | 22 | 15 |
755 | Anyway it's not a big deal, tell me more about your record collection! | 1.4191 | 0.05276 | 136 | 88 | 39 | 9 |
756 | Could you pass me a glass of water? | 1.4191 | 0.05577 | 136 | 91 | 33 | 12 |
757 | Deciding which one to drop is more stressful than continuing to juggle | 1.4191 | 0.05577 | 136 | 91 | 33 | 12 |
758 | I hate small talk. | 1.4188 | 0.05595 | 117 | 75 | 35 | 7 |
759 | I came prepared for a lull in the conversation. | 1.4188 | 0.05852 | 117 | 77 | 31 | 9 |
760 | My profile did say “well balanced risk taker”. | 1.4184 | 0.05618 | 141 | 96 | 31 | 14 |
761 | On my dating profile , I did write I had several things up in the air at this time. | 1.4183 | 0.04961 | 153 | 99 | 44 | 10 |
762 | I’m not comfortable with this— it’s very unsafe. Why aren’t you wearing a mask? | 1.4183 | 0.05214 | 153 | 102 | 38 | 13 |
763 | Hand me the glass | 1.4182 | 0.05972 | 110 | 72 | 30 | 8 |
764 | Yes, Todd. I *did* notice that you emptied the dishwasher. Thank you *so much*. | 1.4179 | 0.05927 | 134 | 93 | 26 | 15 |
765 | The hand sanitiser was a mistake | 1.4174 | 0.06296 | 115 | 79 | 24 | 12 |
766 | I killed a lot of people before I got this next part right. | 1.4173 | 0.05856 | 127 | 86 | 29 | 12 |
767 | Honey, have you seen my blindfold? | 1.4173 | 0.05413 | 127 | 82 | 37 | 8 |
768 | But enough about me... | 1.4167 | 0.05986 | 120 | 81 | 28 | 11 |
769 | My day? You Know. The usual. Yours? | 1.4167 | 0.05695 | 132 | 89 | 31 | 12 |
770 | Once you've raised triplets, everything else is easy. | 1.4167 | 0.05382 | 132 | 86 | 37 | 9 |
771 | What is it like to be a single mom? Here's a short demonstration... | 1.4167 | 0.05992 | 132 | 92 | 25 | 15 |
772 | You want hard, try single, a minimum wage job, and three kids. | 1.4160 | 0.05923 | 125 | 85 | 28 | 12 |
773 | Can you hand me that glass of water please? | 1.4160 | 0.05586 | 125 | 82 | 34 | 9 |
774 | Now just imagine what I can do in bed! | 1.4160 | 0.05813 | 125 | 84 | 30 | 11 |
775 | Cool, right??!! Tinder cropped out the torch and chainsaw on my profile pic | 1.4155 | 0.05496 | 142 | 96 | 33 | 13 |
776 | ….: and I also like taking long walks and little puppies. | 1.4154 | 0.05859 | 130 | 89 | 28 | 13 |
777 | found knitting during lockdown too boring! | 1.4154 | 0.05756 | 130 | 88 | 30 | 12 |
778 | So how was your nearly one-dimensional, staring at a screen all day day? Honey. | 1.4148 | 0.05502 | 135 | 90 | 34 | 11 |
779 | When I asked for a booth and a private show this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.4146 | 0.05764 | 123 | 82 | 31 | 10 |
780 | Now let’s add the baby! | 1.4146 | 0.06316 | 123 | 87 | 21 | 15 |
781 | Oh, this? I’ve taken up juggling to sharpen my skills as mother, spouse, daughter and bread winner! | 1.4146 | 0.05764 | 123 | 82 | 31 | 10 |
782 | So then I decided to get a second degree from Harvard | 1.4143 | 0.05363 | 140 | 93 | 36 | 11 |
783 | I see, so you're looking for a woman who has her own career, wants at least three children, and is ok doing more than half of the housework. And what would you bring to the relationship? | 1.4141 | 0.05604 | 128 | 85 | 33 | 10 |
784 | You think this is hard? Try having teenagers. | 1.4138 | 0.05413 | 145 | 98 | 34 | 13 |
785 | All this is to say I really don’t think I can also juggle a relationship right now. | 1.4138 | 0.05587 | 145 | 100 | 30 | 15 |
786 | And yet,somehow,the mansplaining continues. | 1.4138 | 0.06714 | 116 | 84 | 16 | 16 |
787 | So tonight was just all an act?" | 1.4138 | 0.05881 | 116 | 77 | 30 | 9 |
788 | Backwards and in heels wasn't conveying over zoom | 1.4135 | 0.05858 | 133 | 92 | 27 | 14 |
789 | I'm sorry, am I boring you? | 1.4132 | 0.05946 | 121 | 82 | 28 | 11 |
790 | And I make a great lasagna. | 1.4130 | 0.05513 | 138 | 93 | 33 | 12 |
791 | Can you see why it's hard for me to sympathize when you complain about juggling home and work life? | 1.4130 | 0.05608 | 138 | 94 | 31 | 13 |
792 | And you in the front row, where are you from? | 1.4127 | 0.05885 | 126 | 86 | 28 | 12 |
793 | After 18 months of quarantine, Eleanor was determined her first date night out would leave an impression. Or a scar. | 1.4127 | 0.05551 | 126 | 83 | 34 | 9 |
794 | It’s not you,it’s definitely me. | 1.4127 | 0.05776 | 126 | 85 | 30 | 11 |
795 | Your dating profile said you could juggle four items | 1.4127 | 0.05992 | 126 | 87 | 26 | 13 |
796 | According to Fox News, this is more efficient than masks” | 1.4123 | 0.06080 | 114 | 77 | 27 | 10 |
797 | OK ... throw me the baby and in six weeks we'll try to add in the career. | 1.4122 | 0.05332 | 148 | 100 | 35 | 13 |
798 | It's a skill I picked up working for the Trump Organizaton. | 1.4118 | 0.06016 | 119 | 81 | 27 | 11 |
799 | And now you want me to add a baby? | 1.4113 | 0.05727 | 124 | 83 | 31 | 10 |
800 | I spent the pandemic learning to be approachable but edgy. | 1.4113 | 0.05840 | 124 | 84 | 29 | 11 |
801 | I am woman… | 1.4112 | 0.06499 | 107 | 74 | 22 | 11 |
802 | And yet I still get paid less than you. | 1.4109 | 0.06089 | 129 | 91 | 23 | 15 |
803 | I’m glad I was able to juggle things around to have lunch with you. | 1.4107 | 0.05888 | 112 | 74 | 30 | 8 |
804 | You know what DOES scare me? You're not six feet away! | 1.4104 | 0.05823 | 134 | 93 | 27 | 14 |
805 | Would you hand me the water? | 1.4104 | 0.05918 | 134 | 94 | 25 | 15 |
806 | You’re doing it wrong. | 1.4104 | 0.05918 | 134 | 94 | 25 | 15 |
807 | Ok you had a busier day than I did | 1.4091 | 0.05960 | 110 | 73 | 29 | 8 |
808 | Imagine what I can do on our second date! | 1.4091 | 0.05479 | 132 | 88 | 34 | 10 |
809 | So, yeah, I can juggle family and a career. | 1.4088 | 0.05911 | 137 | 97 | 24 | 16 |
810 | I told you, I don’t need a man to complete me. Just an audience | 1.4088 | 0.05536 | 137 | 93 | 32 | 12 |
811 | I just don’t trust the vaccine | 1.4087 | 0.05780 | 115 | 76 | 31 | 8 |
812 | I can also breastfeed and cook while doing it | 1.4087 | 0.06285 | 115 | 80 | 23 | 12 |
813 | To be safe you should wear a mask. | 1.4085 | 0.05303 | 142 | 95 | 36 | 11 |
814 | When I say "now" toss me that glass of nitro. | 1.4083 | 0.06317 | 120 | 85 | 21 | 14 |
815 | Just a tossed salad for me. | 1.4080 | 0.05691 | 125 | 84 | 31 | 10 |
816 | It's great for social distancing. | 1.4077 | 0.05536 | 130 | 87 | 33 | 10 |
817 | I've only dropped the ball once! | 1.4077 | 0.05536 | 130 | 87 | 33 | 10 |
818 | Oh, didn’t I menton this in my profile. | 1.4071 | 0.05847 | 113 | 75 | 30 | 8 |
819 | Sorry, I can be a real fidgeter on dates--nervous energy and all that. Hey, do you have a scimitar? | 1.4065 | 0.06200 | 123 | 87 | 22 | 14 |
820 | Help! I'm becoming my mother! | 1.4065 | 0.06200 | 123 | 87 | 22 | 14 |
821 | Wait until you see what I do in bed... | 1.4065 | 0.06091 | 123 | 86 | 24 | 13 |
822 | "I also teach pilates. | 1.4062 | 0.05915 | 128 | 89 | 26 | 13 |
823 | I'm also juggling with a student loan,rent and the increasing gender pay gap. | 1.4060 | 0.06135 | 133 | 96 | 20 | 17 |
824 | Just sit there and do nothing, as always. | 1.4060 | 0.05652 | 133 | 91 | 30 | 12 |
825 | This is what my resume meant by versatile! | 1.4060 | 0.05233 | 133 | 87 | 38 | 8 |
826 | 3.1415926535897932384626… | 1.4059 | 0.06627 | 101 | 70 | 21 | 10 |
827 | And this is just the amouse bouche. | 1.4059 | 0.06163 | 101 | 67 | 27 | 7 |
828 | Hold your questions until the end, this is the talent portion of the date. | 1.4056 | 0.05084 | 143 | 94 | 40 | 9 |
829 | Just wanted to let you know all the juggling I have to do. | 1.4054 | 0.06054 | 111 | 75 | 27 | 9 |
830 | Physically I am well balanced; mentally, that's another matter. | 1.4052 | 0.06120 | 116 | 80 | 25 | 11 |
831 | I bring a lot to the table” | 1.4052 | 0.05869 | 116 | 78 | 29 | 9 |
832 | Tell me when you have something interesting to say. | 1.4052 | 0.06120 | 116 | 80 | 25 | 11 |
833 | I'm just trying to get the waiter's attention. | 1.4050 | 0.05936 | 121 | 83 | 27 | 11 |
834 | Some sing for their supper. Others regard that as the easy way out. | 1.4043 | 0.05419 | 141 | 96 | 33 | 12 |
835 | Okay…Now hand me your glass. | 1.4040 | 0.06874 | 99 | 70 | 18 | 11 |
836 | Help me out. Grab one. | 1.4037 | 0.06130 | 109 | 74 | 26 | 9 |
837 | Sad it takes this much just to get you to look away from your phone and listen to my story for five minutes. | 1.4037 | 0.06912 | 109 | 80 | 14 | 15 |
838 | Things are really up in the air for me these days. | 1.4037 | 0.06401 | 109 | 76 | 22 | 11 |
839 | If you hire me, I'm pretty sure I can manage your appointment calendar. | 1.4035 | 0.05807 | 114 | 76 | 30 | 8 |
840 | Can we go to your place? Mine burnt down. | 1.4035 | 0.06195 | 114 | 79 | 24 | 11 |
841 | You get to see what I do during the day now that you're working from home. | 1.4034 | 0.05885 | 119 | 81 | 28 | 10 |
842 | Yea...I was a front line worker, but this seemed A LOT safer! | 1.4032 | 0.05600 | 124 | 83 | 32 | 9 |
843 | On a first date, I think it’s best to lay it all on the table, don’t you? | 1.4032 | 0.05482 | 124 | 82 | 34 | 8 |
844 | Not as dangerous as your job! Tell me more about forensic accounting. | 1.4031 | 0.05773 | 129 | 89 | 28 | 12 |
845 | Don’t worry I’ll pick up the kids after work and cook dinner too | 1.4028 | 0.05603 | 144 | 101 | 28 | 15 |
846 | When my steak comes, just toss it up to me and then grab the bowling ball. | 1.4019 | 0.06065 | 107 | 72 | 27 | 8 |
847 | I try to stay busy. | 1.4018 | 0.06400 | 112 | 79 | 21 | 12 |
848 | My last relationship ended badly. | 1.4015 | 0.05527 | 137 | 94 | 31 | 12 |
849 | Jump in anytime. | 1.4014 | 0.05294 | 142 | 96 | 35 | 11 |
850 | I also cook 😊 | 1.4012 | 0.04912 | 162 | 109 | 41 | 12 |
851 | What am I looking for in a relationship? Security, I guess. | 1.4000 | 0.05947 | 110 | 74 | 28 | 8 |
852 | I get it. Work,marriage,kids. | 1.4000 | 0.05682 | 135 | 94 | 28 | 13 |
853 | So you’re in accounting…how interesting. | 1.4000 | 0.05792 | 125 | 86 | 28 | 11 |
854 | So, how did you spend your down time during COVID? | 1.4000 | 0.06085 | 110 | 75 | 26 | 9 |
855 | Well it's easier than talking about politics. | 1.4000 | 0.06117 | 125 | 89 | 22 | 14 |
856 | And for my next trick I’ll seamlessly work from home while ensuring our three kids get to camp on time, the dog gets walked, and the laundry gets folded. | 1.3986 | 0.05265 | 143 | 97 | 35 | 11 |
857 | Best blind date ever! Am I right? | 1.3985 | 0.05540 | 133 | 91 | 31 | 11 |
858 | A little bit about myself? Well, I'm a mom... | 1.3985 | 0.06032 | 133 | 96 | 21 | 16 |
859 | So, what did you do with your time during the lockdown? | 1.3984 | 0.05625 | 123 | 83 | 31 | 9 |
860 | It keeps my mind off my job. | 1.3984 | 0.05505 | 123 | 82 | 33 | 8 |
861 | Sorry, Mark, but I just don't have time for a relationship right now. | 1.3983 | 0.05790 | 118 | 80 | 29 | 9 |
862 | For my next trick, I'll balance my love of food with society's expectations of how women should eat on dates. | 1.3981 | 0.06162 | 108 | 74 | 25 | 9 |
863 | Now if you will just toss me your chair. | 1.3971 | 0.05350 | 136 | 92 | 34 | 10 |
864 | Am I trying too hard? | 1.3966 | 0.05459 | 116 | 76 | 34 | 6 |
865 | The last guy I dated said he thought I was unbalanced. | 1.3966 | 0.05727 | 116 | 78 | 30 | 8 |
866 | I’m Sally; I’ll be your food server today!” | 1.3966 | 0.06107 | 116 | 81 | 24 | 11 |
867 | I just couldn't help myself when you asked, "What do you do?" | 1.3966 | 0.05983 | 116 | 80 | 26 | 10 |
868 | What? I’m vaccinated. | 1.3966 | 0.05595 | 116 | 77 | 32 | 7 |
869 | Everything is on the table, Bob | 1.3966 | 0.05727 | 116 | 78 | 30 | 8 |
870 | Women are expected to, actually. | 1.3964 | 0.06306 | 111 | 78 | 22 | 11 |
871 | This is not what I mean when we talked about spicing things up. | 1.3964 | 0.05320 | 111 | 71 | 36 | 4 |
872 | Mom said I should play hard to get | 1.3960 | 0.06306 | 101 | 69 | 24 | 8 |
873 | Darn, the waiter still won't look our way. | 1.3958 | 0.05594 | 144 | 102 | 27 | 15 |
874 | Well, Harold, my profile did say I'm not good at small talk. | 1.3952 | 0.05349 | 124 | 82 | 35 | 7 |
875 | Training? I used to teach kindergarten. | 1.3950 | 0.05497 | 119 | 79 | 33 | 7 |
876 | It always happens, as soon as I start to juggle, they serve dinner. | 1.3950 | 0.05625 | 119 | 80 | 31 | 8 |
877 | Now that you’ve finally looked up from your phone can we talk about us? | 1.3950 | 0.06451 | 119 | 87 | 17 | 15 |
878 | Quick, throw me that glass! | 1.3939 | 0.05351 | 132 | 89 | 34 | 9 |
879 | Now, do you think my multitasking skills are good enough to run your house, raise your kids and hold down a full time job? | 1.3938 | 0.05327 | 160 | 114 | 29 | 17 |
880 | You make a big deal about balancing the check book." | 1.3932 | 0.05557 | 117 | 78 | 32 | 7 |
881 | The pasta is great but it's almost impossible to get the waiter's attention. | 1.3932 | 0.05942 | 117 | 81 | 26 | 10 |
882 | No, I won't do it topless! | 1.3932 | 0.06303 | 117 | 84 | 20 | 13 |
883 | My life balance coach said she had no more to teach me. | 1.3926 | 0.05371 | 135 | 92 | 33 | 10 |
884 | Toss me your glass! | 1.3922 | 0.06559 | 102 | 72 | 20 | 10 |
885 | Our principal said that if we mastered this over the summer we’d be ready to start the new school year when the students arrive. | 1.3922 | 0.06559 | 102 | 72 | 20 | 10 |
886 | I should mention at this point that my late husband used to make fun of my passion as well. | 1.3917 | 0.05952 | 120 | 84 | 25 | 11 |
887 | All moms are good at multi-tasking, like you dads do when you sleep and fart at the same time. | 1.3917 | 0.05833 | 120 | 83 | 27 | 10 |
888 | It's from a class I took, for working moms. | 1.3917 | 0.05588 | 120 | 81 | 31 | 8 |
889 | Clown college really paid off | 1.3917 | 0.05712 | 120 | 82 | 29 | 9 |
890 | If you have to drop one, make it the ball please! | 1.3913 | 0.05884 | 115 | 79 | 27 | 9 |
891 | Of course I don’t mind getting your shirts from the cleaner after I get the groceries and take the kids to soccer. It’s only 10 miles out of the way, and you need time to recover after you took out the garbage . | 1.3913 | 0.06905 | 92 | 65 | 18 | 9 |
892 | I typically save this trick for the 2nd date. But since you asked... | 1.3909 | 0.06207 | 110 | 77 | 23 | 10 |
893 | Okay, now pass up that water. | 1.3906 | 0.05572 | 128 | 88 | 30 | 10 |
894 | Of course l can get you a refill. Please don’t bother getting up. | 1.3905 | 0.06419 | 105 | 74 | 21 | 10 |
895 | Did you read my whole Tinder profile? | 1.3900 | 0.06801 | 100 | 72 | 17 | 11 |
896 | The bowling ball's the problem. I keep missing the finger-holes. Don't lean forward! | 1.3898 | 0.05387 | 118 | 78 | 34 | 6 |
897 | I’m your new waitress, your first one just left in the ambulance. | 1.3898 | 0.06022 | 118 | 83 | 24 | 11 |
898 | Sorry, Dan, I'm just not ready to risk a relationship right now. | 1.3898 | 0.05901 | 118 | 82 | 26 | 10 |
899 | Okay, open your eyes now! | 1.3895 | 0.06574 | 95 | 66 | 21 | 8 |
900 | Now I have your attention I wanted to let you know that we have been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty…. | 1.3895 | 0.06401 | 95 | 65 | 23 | 7 |
901 | When I suggested dinner and a show… | 1.3894 | 0.05397 | 113 | 74 | 34 | 5 |
902 | I love when guys answer, "What's you're idea of a perfect first date?" with, "Surprise me." | 1.3894 | 0.06214 | 113 | 80 | 22 | 11 |
903 | Ok,now toss me that olive. | 1.3894 | 0.06463 | 113 | 82 | 18 | 13 |
904 | Nice, but can you do it backwards and in high heels? | 1.3889 | 0.06815 | 108 | 80 | 14 | 14 |
905 | For my next trick, I’ll broker a bipartisan immigration reform package. | 1.3889 | 0.05859 | 108 | 73 | 28 | 7 |
906 | Honey, we do NOT have a boring marriage. | 1.3889 | 0.05709 | 108 | 72 | 30 | 6 |
907 | I also enjoy long walks in the park and reading | 1.3889 | 0.05852 | 126 | 89 | 25 | 12 |
908 | Still easier than living through 2020, Gene. | 1.3883 | 0.06506 | 103 | 73 | 20 | 10 |
909 | If I can juggle these on our first date, I'll have no problems with 3 kids, home school, cooking, charity work, and bedroom antics. | 1.3881 | 0.05696 | 134 | 95 | 26 | 13 |
910 | Thought bubble above guy: “I shoulda swiped left” | 1.3881 | 0.05696 | 134 | 95 | 26 | 13 |
911 | In other words, will you marry me? | 1.3879 | 0.06216 | 116 | 83 | 21 | 12 |
912 | I'd like a refill, honey. Can you get the waiter's attention? | 1.3879 | 0.06094 | 116 | 82 | 23 | 11 |
913 | And what would you be bringing to the table? | 1.3879 | 0.06335 | 116 | 84 | 19 | 13 |
914 | So you can just jump in as soon as you’re ready | 1.3879 | 0.05580 | 116 | 78 | 31 | 7 |
915 | It's nice to finally relax. | 1.3874 | 0.05748 | 111 | 75 | 29 | 7 |
916 | On the count of three, hand me the glass. | 1.3874 | 0.05889 | 111 | 76 | 27 | 8 |
917 | I'm new at this, so bear with me.. | 1.3874 | 0.05604 | 111 | 74 | 31 | 6 |
918 | Can you grab my phone and take a photo? | 1.3871 | 0.05576 | 124 | 85 | 30 | 9 |
919 | I didn't get the vaccination because I just don't think it's safe. | 1.3869 | 0.05698 | 137 | 98 | 25 | 14 |
920 | I used to do this from home.” | 1.3868 | 0.05930 | 106 | 72 | 27 | 7 |
921 | Now do you understand the consequences of dropping the ball, Doug? | 1.3868 | 0.06080 | 106 | 73 | 25 | 8 |
922 | I often include a weedwacker,but there are supply chain issues. | 1.3866 | 0.05737 | 119 | 82 | 28 | 9 |
923 | juggling partners can be difficult .. but juggling partners are the worst .. | 1.3866 | 0.05860 | 119 | 83 | 26 | 10 |
924 | I figured after raising three kids and working full-time, I needed to try something less demanding! | 1.3864 | 0.05756 | 132 | 94 | 25 | 13 |
925 | Joe immediately regrets allowing his sister to fill out his online dating profile. | 1.3861 | 0.06129 | 101 | 69 | 25 | 7 |
926 | OK . I've put the phone away now. | 1.3861 | 0.06129 | 101 | 69 | 25 | 7 |
927 | No, I just spilled some red paint on the chainsaw. | 1.3861 | 0.06288 | 101 | 70 | 23 | 8 |
928 | Meg always tries too hard on the first date | 1.3861 | 0.06129 | 101 | 69 | 25 | 7 |
929 | The audition did say "Balancing Act!" | 1.3854 | 0.05806 | 96 | 63 | 29 | 4 |
930 | I'm trying too hard, aren't I? | 1.3853 | 0.05516 | 109 | 72 | 32 | 5 |
931 | It started as a way to get my dates to look up. | 1.3853 | 0.06373 | 109 | 78 | 20 | 11 |
932 | Want to see what else I learned while I was working from home? | 1.3853 | 0.06101 | 109 | 76 | 24 | 9 |
933 | This got me fired at Benihana. | 1.3852 | 0.06098 | 122 | 88 | 21 | 13 |
934 | This is nothing. Try raising three kids on your own. | 1.3852 | 0.05562 | 135 | 95 | 28 | 12 |
935 | It was hard finding work after graduate school. | 1.3846 | 0.06004 | 104 | 71 | 26 | 7 |
936 | My ex accused me of being attention seeking, but I don't see it. | 1.3846 | 0.06004 | 104 | 71 | 26 | 7 |
937 | Since lockdown started, why do you ask? | 1.3846 | 0.05674 | 117 | 80 | 29 | 8 |
938 | And what’s your plan for our second date? | 1.3846 | 0.06004 | 104 | 71 | 26 | 7 |
939 | There’s no catch. | 1.3846 | 0.06597 | 104 | 75 | 18 | 11 |
940 | What else is in your purse? | 1.3846 | 0.06172 | 117 | 84 | 21 | 12 |
941 | It's not a metaphor, Henry -- it's my life. | 1.3839 | 0.05982 | 112 | 78 | 25 | 9 |
942 | Toss me the glass, why not? | 1.3839 | 0.06373 | 112 | 81 | 19 | 12 |
943 | It’s performance art, dear. I call it “Working Mom.” | 1.3835 | 0.05620 | 133 | 94 | 27 | 12 |
944 | Compared to my other gig as a working mom this is nothing | 1.3833 | 0.06056 | 120 | 86 | 22 | 12 |
945 | And, at the end I sing "Getting to Know You," and OOPS! | 1.3832 | 0.06034 | 107 | 74 | 25 | 8 |
946 | See, I told you it will be very easy for me to juggle my professional and personal life whenever we do get married and have kids! | 1.3832 | 0.05578 | 107 | 71 | 31 | 5 |
947 | Feel free to throw in a wedding ring at any time | 1.3830 | 0.06436 | 94 | 65 | 22 | 7 |
948 | You don't have to impress me. You had me at "Hello". | 1.3826 | 0.05738 | 115 | 79 | 28 | 8 |
949 | Circus speed dating | 1.3826 | 0.05738 | 115 | 79 | 28 | 8 |
950 | See, I am good at multi-tasking! | 1.3826 | 0.05738 | 115 | 79 | 28 | 8 |
951 | It's a conversation starter, but some first dates are put off by this. | 1.3824 | 0.05919 | 102 | 69 | 27 | 6 |
952 | What makes you think I can't juggle work and home life? | 1.3824 | 0.05429 | 136 | 95 | 30 | 11 |
953 | I was really interested in you when I read you like women who can juggle many different things. | 1.3824 | 0.06542 | 102 | 73 | 19 | 10 |
954 | After a day of zoom-office while watching the kids, I do find this relaxing. | 1.3821 | 0.05356 | 123 | 83 | 33 | 7 |
955 | I got tired of bending over backwards. Had to switch it up. | 1.3820 | 0.06874 | 89 | 63 | 18 | 8 |
956 | I find this easier than first date chit chat. | 1.3818 | 0.05477 | 110 | 73 | 32 | 5 |
957 | Imagine me in bed! | 1.3814 | 0.06294 | 97 | 67 | 23 | 7 |
958 | For some reason, though, I find it challenging to walk and chew gum at the same time. | 1.3814 | 0.06462 | 97 | 68 | 21 | 8 |
959 | I can’t stand people who crave attention, ya know? | 1.3814 | 0.05635 | 118 | 81 | 29 | 8 |
960 | Enough with the visual metaphores. I get it, being a working single mother is hard. | 1.3810 | 0.06110 | 105 | 73 | 24 | 8 |
961 | Sure, Honey, you just sit there. I'd be happy to get you a beer. | 1.3802 | 0.05537 | 121 | 83 | 30 | 8 |
962 | Kevin, I think I need some space | 1.3802 | 0.05660 | 121 | 84 | 28 | 9 |
963 | Tell me about yourself. | 1.3800 | 0.06321 | 100 | 70 | 22 | 8 |
964 | Am I vaccinated? Do I look like someone who worries about risk? | 1.3800 | 0.05993 | 100 | 68 | 26 | 6 |
965 | Is the waiter finally coming over with the menus | 1.3800 | 0.06479 | 100 | 71 | 20 | 9 |
966 | On my speed dates, I like to do a quick IQ test. In this set of objects, which one does not belong? | 1.3800 | 0.06321 | 100 | 70 | 22 | 8 |
967 | «Hey, don’t move and I’ll give you haircut too!» | 1.3800 | 0.06159 | 100 | 69 | 24 | 7 |
968 | This could be dangerous -- would you please put on a mask? | 1.3796 | 0.06131 | 108 | 76 | 23 | 9 |
969 | Gotta do something to get that waiter's attention! | 1.3793 | 0.06589 | 87 | 60 | 21 | 6 |
970 | The torch represents my job, the bowling ball is my parents, and the chainsaw is the asshole I'm sort-of-seeing-but-trying-to-leave who I'm hoping you'll replace. | 1.3793 | 0.05828 | 116 | 81 | 26 | 9 |
971 | COVID19 vaccine? No way. Too risky. | 1.3793 | 0.05828 | 116 | 81 | 26 | 9 |
972 | What were you expecting me to bring to the table? | 1.3793 | 0.05828 | 116 | 81 | 26 | 9 |
973 | Nice, but is dinner ready? | 1.3790 | 0.06015 | 124 | 90 | 21 | 13 |
974 | French student Fred thought he'd asked for the soup. | 1.3790 | 0.05905 | 124 | 89 | 23 | 12 |
975 | Susan often thought back fondly on that final moment of her entertainment career, when she impromptu chose to include audience participation, suddenly barking out, “CATCH!” | 1.3789 | 0.06723 | 95 | 68 | 18 | 9 |
976 | Your profile said you like a woman with pizzazz. | 1.3789 | 0.06723 | 95 | 68 | 18 | 9 |
977 | I just really used quarantine to focus on myself, you know, work on new hobbies | 1.3788 | 0.05434 | 132 | 92 | 30 | 10 |
978 | I know my profile mentioned the machete but it was taken by the police as evidence after my last date. | 1.3786 | 0.06188 | 103 | 72 | 23 | 8 |
979 | The most dangerous part is actually that I'm unvaccinated. | 1.3776 | 0.06570 | 98 | 70 | 19 | 9 |
980 | When I say, "Now", you catch one. | 1.3776 | 0.06408 | 98 | 69 | 21 | 8 |
981 | Could you move your glass? I'm a little clumsy. | 1.3774 | 0.05758 | 106 | 72 | 28 | 6 |
982 | How long does your cycle usually last? | 1.3772 | 0.06026 | 114 | 81 | 23 | 10 |
983 | I'm done with jumping through hoops to please you. | 1.3770 | 0.05858 | 122 | 87 | 24 | 11 |
984 | Well, you wanted dinner and a show... | 1.3763 | 0.06823 | 93 | 67 | 17 | 9 |
985 | Of course I have children | 1.3763 | 0.06471 | 93 | 65 | 21 | 7 |
986 | Wow, you weren’t lying on your tinder profile. This is some first date. | 1.3763 | 0.06649 | 93 | 66 | 19 | 8 |
987 | Not to worry... I'm fully vaccinated | 1.3761 | 0.05498 | 109 | 73 | 31 | 5 |
988 | The real trick is not sneezing because of your cologne. | 1.3761 | 0.06222 | 109 | 78 | 21 | 10 |
989 | So, as you can see, it really is possible to do more than one thing at a time” | 1.3761 | 0.06084 | 109 | 77 | 23 | 9 |
990 | I like you. I’m just busy. | 1.3761 | 0.06157 | 117 | 85 | 20 | 12 |
991 | Could you tell this is the first time I have done this this with the chain saw running? | 1.3761 | 0.05787 | 117 | 82 | 26 | 9 |
992 | Would you like to hear tonight’s specials? | 1.3761 | 0.05913 | 117 | 83 | 24 | 10 |
993 | And I do my own taxes! | 1.3761 | 0.05658 | 117 | 81 | 28 | 8 |
994 | When your profile said you throw caution to the wind I thought you meant you weren’t vaccinated… | 1.3761 | 0.05913 | 117 | 83 | 24 | 10 |
995 | I tried this with a boss and two kids, bless their souls. | 1.3760 | 0.05755 | 125 | 89 | 25 | 11 |
996 | So , tell me about yourself Bob.” | 1.3750 | 0.06290 | 104 | 74 | 21 | 9 |
997 | I'm training to be a working mom. | 1.3750 | 0.05830 | 112 | 78 | 26 | 8 |
998 | No, really, tell me more about you. | 1.3750 | 0.05830 | 112 | 78 | 26 | 8 |
999 | So then, you’re not “just” an accountant. | 1.3750 | 0.06290 | 104 | 74 | 21 | 9 |
1000 | Of course, I also love travel and long walks on the beach. How about you? | 1.3750 | 0.05656 | 128 | 91 | 26 | 11 |
1001 | I was told it would be a floor show. | 1.3750 | 0.05547 | 112 | 76 | 30 | 6 |
1002 | It's so rare to meet someone who looks just like their picture! | 1.3750 | 0.05966 | 112 | 79 | 24 | 9 |
1003 | -Now for the talent portion of a first date. | 1.3750 | 0.06099 | 112 | 80 | 22 | 10 |
1004 | I’m going to guess this is your first date since the pandemic started...? | 1.3750 | 0.05301 | 120 | 81 | 33 | 6 |
1005 | It's no use. We'll never get that waiter's attention. | 1.3740 | 0.05870 | 131 | 96 | 21 | 14 |
1006 | In conclusion, that's why I'm not really looking for a relationship right now | 1.3740 | 0.06043 | 123 | 90 | 20 | 13 |
1007 | No, I can do small talk. It’s just not my go-to. | 1.3739 | 0.05722 | 115 | 80 | 27 | 8 |
1008 | As a woman, you learn how to juggle a lot of things all at once. | 1.3739 | 0.05449 | 115 | 78 | 31 | 6 |
1009 | Juggling a career and motherhood is much harder. | 1.3737 | 0.06514 | 99 | 71 | 19 | 9 |
1010 | After a year of virtual school and working from home, I was ready for a new challenge. | 1.3737 | 0.06190 | 99 | 69 | 23 | 7 |
1011 | So what was your quarantine hobby? | 1.3737 | 0.06514 | 99 | 71 | 19 | 9 |
1012 | I promised myself I wouldn't do this again on a first date. | 1.3737 | 0.05847 | 99 | 67 | 27 | 5 |
1013 | Now I understand why guys are finding you intimidating... | 1.3737 | 0.06514 | 99 | 71 | 19 | 9 |
1014 | So what do you for a living? | 1.3736 | 0.06182 | 91 | 62 | 24 | 5 |
1015 | Can your mother do this? | 1.3729 | 0.05871 | 118 | 84 | 24 | 10 |
1016 | And you think I can't juggle the demands of marriage, children, and a full time job? | 1.3727 | 0.06038 | 110 | 78 | 23 | 9 |
1017 | I know it is our1st date - I just want to be upfront about what I did. | 1.3727 | 0.05899 | 110 | 77 | 25 | 8 |
1018 | Do you think the ponytail is too much? | 1.3727 | 0.05899 | 110 | 77 | 25 | 8 |
1019 | I know you're busy and all, but would it kill you to smile more? | 1.3727 | 0.05756 | 110 | 76 | 27 | 7 |
1020 | It's my light-hearted way to say I want a divorce. | 1.3723 | 0.06929 | 94 | 69 | 15 | 10 |
1021 | Actually I prefer a lazy Susan for the table. | 1.3723 | 0.05855 | 94 | 63 | 27 | 4 |
1022 | Is this more entertaining than your cellphone? | 1.3723 | 0.06233 | 94 | 65 | 23 | 6 |
1023 | So, did you learn anything new during Covid lock-down? | 1.3721 | 0.06416 | 86 | 59 | 22 | 5 |
1024 | I know what you’re thinking, “why the bowling ball?” | 1.3719 | 0.05645 | 121 | 85 | 27 | 9 |
1025 | I didn't want to be a typical first date. | 1.3717 | 0.05362 | 113 | 76 | 32 | 5 |
1026 | No, really. Toss me your glass. | 1.3711 | 0.06099 | 97 | 67 | 24 | 6 |
1027 | I told you I’m not like other girls | 1.3711 | 0.06442 | 97 | 69 | 20 | 8 |
1028 | It was a better act before my badger died. | 1.3707 | 0.05939 | 116 | 83 | 23 | 10 |
1029 | And how was your day, honey? | 1.3707 | 0.05548 | 116 | 80 | 29 | 7 |
1030 | People say I’m a lot to handle. | 1.3704 | 0.05970 | 108 | 76 | 24 | 8 |
1031 | I love that we don't have to talk. | 1.3704 | 0.05970 | 108 | 76 | 24 | 8 |
1032 | Oh, and by the way, I was a finalist on Jeopardy! | 1.3697 | 0.05581 | 119 | 83 | 28 | 8 |
1033 | I can also juggle a career and a family. | 1.3697 | 0.05451 | 119 | 82 | 30 | 7 |
1034 | But enough about me. I hear you're into chess. That's cool. | 1.3696 | 0.06320 | 92 | 64 | 22 | 6 |
1035 | You're not worried about the variants now, are you? | 1.3694 | 0.05855 | 111 | 78 | 25 | 8 |
1036 | Sharon, we’re inside. Masks are required. | 1.3694 | 0.05993 | 111 | 79 | 23 | 9 |
1037 | I like quiet evenings, long walks on the beach, and chainsaw juggling. | 1.3689 | 0.05852 | 103 | 71 | 26 | 6 |
1038 | Do you think this will get the waiter's attention or should I call in the elephants? | 1.3689 | 0.05607 | 122 | 86 | 27 | 9 |
1039 | Actually, this isn't even the most astonishing thing on the City's list of business reopening requirements. | 1.3684 | 0.05879 | 114 | 81 | 24 | 9 |
1040 | I had no problem distancing. | 1.3684 | 0.06359 | 95 | 67 | 21 | 7 |
1041 | I'd love to, but I have a lot going on right now. | 1.3684 | 0.06532 | 95 | 68 | 19 | 8 |
1042 | So you really meant that your Ex was a clown huh? | 1.3684 | 0.05177 | 114 | 76 | 34 | 4 |
1043 | You should see what I do with your balls! | 1.3679 | 0.06334 | 106 | 77 | 19 | 10 |
1044 | Working from home has given me some free time. | 1.3679 | 0.05738 | 106 | 73 | 27 | 6 |
1045 | I just couldn’t stand not having a good answers to “what are your hobbies?” | 1.3679 | 0.06043 | 106 | 75 | 23 | 8 |
1046 | They bring me in when the Wi-Fi is down. | 1.3679 | 0.06190 | 106 | 76 | 21 | 9 |
1047 | It's easier than juggling a career and kids. | 1.3679 | 0.06334 | 106 | 77 | 19 | 10 |
1048 | Is this too over the top for our first date? | 1.3675 | 0.05771 | 117 | 83 | 25 | 9 |
1049 | When it said on your profile that you could juggle a lot of things at once I assumed it meant normal life things not actual things. | 1.3675 | 0.05771 | 117 | 83 | 25 | 9 |
1050 | my profile SAID I was well balanced ! | 1.3673 | 0.06220 | 98 | 69 | 22 | 7 |
1051 | I’m Mandy, your server. My boss says COVID is a hoax. Welcome to Florida, you maskless asshole. | 1.3673 | 0.06708 | 98 | 72 | 16 | 10 |
1052 | ♫..and ♪ the home ♪ of the - brave. ♫ | 1.3673 | 0.06549 | 98 | 71 | 18 | 9 |
1053 | You think this is dangerous? Try running an online meeting with a toddler in your lap. | 1.3670 | 0.05478 | 109 | 74 | 30 | 5 |
1054 | I can juggle your bullshit too | 1.3670 | 0.06066 | 109 | 78 | 22 | 9 |
1055 | Did I mention that I can’t cook? | 1.3667 | 0.05542 | 120 | 84 | 28 | 8 |
1056 | This so totally gets my mind off climate change. | 1.3667 | 0.06409 | 90 | 63 | 21 | 6 |
1057 | I'd say modesty is my biggest flaw. | 1.3667 | 0.06787 | 90 | 65 | 17 | 8 |
1058 | And what did you learn during the pandemic shutdown? | 1.3664 | 0.05220 | 131 | 91 | 32 | 8 |
1059 | Did I forget to mention I’m a single mom? | 1.3663 | 0.06089 | 101 | 71 | 23 | 7 |
1060 | So, you want to know what it’s like to have a baby, a full-time job, and a husband who does nothing, all while having an affair with the Amazon guy? Here, let me show you. | 1.3663 | 0.06559 | 101 | 74 | 17 | 10 |
1061 | Oh,thanks for your concern about my safety. I’ve been vaccinated. | 1.3663 | 0.06089 | 101 | 71 | 23 | 7 |
1062 | Not another risky juggling unicycler," thought Dan, as he carefully changed his Tinder profile under the table | 1.3659 | 0.06834 | 82 | 58 | 18 | 6 |
1063 | It's not you. I'm just juggling a lot right now. | 1.3656 | 0.06970 | 93 | 69 | 14 | 10 |
1064 | Don't worry about the tire marks on the tablecloth. | 1.3656 | 0.06264 | 93 | 65 | 22 | 6 |
1065 | This, Charles, is how I know I'm ready to be a mother. | 1.3654 | 0.06561 | 104 | 77 | 16 | 11 |
1066 | This is how I wind down after a hard day at the CDC. | 1.3654 | 0.06120 | 104 | 74 | 22 | 8 |
1067 | Here are our specials for the day. A torch if you like something hot. A bowling ball for something heavy and smooth. And a chain saw if you need the roughage. | 1.3654 | 0.06120 | 104 | 74 | 22 | 8 |
1068 | Why couldn’t you just bake sourdough bread like everyone else. | 1.3654 | 0.05806 | 104 | 72 | 26 | 6 |
1069 | Other than this, I don't multi-task anymore. | 1.3652 | 0.05704 | 115 | 81 | 26 | 8 |
1070 | And I can cook and sew and run a Fortune 500 company. | 1.3647 | 0.06663 | 85 | 60 | 19 | 6 |
1071 | Since you've asked, THIS is the definition of 'Stay-at-Home Mom"! | 1.3646 | 0.07120 | 96 | 73 | 11 | 12 |
1072 | This is why I can't go back to the office. | 1.3646 | 0.06127 | 96 | 67 | 23 | 6 |
1073 | Just ask them for a very, very long straw. | 1.3646 | 0.06642 | 96 | 70 | 17 | 9 |
1074 | Now can you pay for the check? | 1.3646 | 0.06304 | 96 | 68 | 21 | 7 |
1075 | I bet you could use another drink. | 1.3646 | 0.07120 | 96 | 73 | 11 | 12 |
1076 | I forgot our anniversary, didn't I | 1.3646 | 0.06127 | 96 | 67 | 23 | 6 |
1077 | It breaks the ice a little, don’t you think? | 1.3645 | 0.05376 | 107 | 72 | 31 | 4 |
1078 | It’s no different than juggling my job, the kids and you. Guess which one is you? | 1.3645 | 0.06423 | 107 | 79 | 17 | 11 |
1079 | Keep talking, honey. I'm listening. | 1.3645 | 0.06142 | 107 | 77 | 21 | 9 |
1080 | The help-wanted ad said “Must be capable of juggling many items at the same time.” | 1.3645 | 0.06284 | 107 | 78 | 19 | 10 |
1081 | So, you’re telling me you didn’t make dinner? | 1.3644 | 0.05602 | 118 | 83 | 27 | 8 |
1082 | Now just imagine what I could do in the bedroom | 1.3643 | 0.05496 | 129 | 92 | 27 | 10 |
1083 | Hello, my name is Cathy and I'll be your server this evening. | 1.3636 | 0.05998 | 99 | 69 | 24 | 6 |
1084 | You're the one who said "our dinners are boring" | 1.3636 | 0.05629 | 121 | 86 | 26 | 9 |
1085 | But yeah, your pandemic hobby sounds interesting too. Sourdough, right? | 1.3636 | 0.06494 | 99 | 72 | 18 | 9 |
1086 | Shouldn't you be wearing a mask? | 1.3636 | 0.05736 | 110 | 77 | 26 | 7 |
1087 | Can you pick up the kids? | 1.3636 | 0.06157 | 110 | 80 | 20 | 10 |
1088 | My friends told me I had to make a good first impression. | 1.3636 | 0.05282 | 110 | 74 | 32 | 4 |
1089 | Well I did say in my dating profile I was great at multitasking. | 1.3636 | 0.05880 | 110 | 78 | 24 | 8 |
1090 | So Jeremy, tell me more about yourself | 1.3627 | 0.06504 | 102 | 75 | 17 | 10 |
1091 | Same old, same old. What about you? | 1.3627 | 0.06504 | 102 | 75 | 17 | 10 |
1092 | Speed dating is a great way to meet people, don’t you think? | 1.3627 | 0.06353 | 102 | 74 | 19 | 9 |
1093 | Most men I date find me threatening. You? | 1.3627 | 0.05877 | 102 | 71 | 25 | 6 |
1094 | It’s not personal. I just don’t think I can throw a boyfriend into the mix, too. | 1.3627 | 0.05709 | 102 | 70 | 27 | 5 |
1095 | Maybe this will get the waiter's attention. | 1.3626 | 0.06156 | 91 | 63 | 23 | 5 |
1096 | I’ll feel less driven to impress on the second date. | 1.3626 | 0.05954 | 91 | 62 | 25 | 4 |
1097 | It's never enough, is it? | 1.3626 | 0.07078 | 91 | 68 | 13 | 10 |
1098 | I'm trying to strike a work-life balance here, Ted. | 1.3619 | 0.05600 | 105 | 72 | 28 | 5 |
1099 | Have I ever told you I can't cook? | 1.3619 | 0.05918 | 105 | 74 | 24 | 7 |
1100 | This isn’t going to work. Things are just up in the air for me right now. | 1.3619 | 0.05761 | 105 | 73 | 26 | 6 |
1101 | It just developed naturally after years as a gig worker | 1.3617 | 0.05829 | 94 | 64 | 26 | 4 |
1102 | Your choice - do you want to be matched, balled, or cut in two? | 1.3617 | 0.06567 | 94 | 68 | 18 | 8 |
1103 | He realised then how desperately dull she really was. | 1.3614 | 0.06545 | 83 | 58 | 20 | 5 |
1104 | I got my start tossing salads. | 1.3613 | 0.05690 | 119 | 85 | 25 | 9 |
1105 | And what do you do for a living? | 1.3611 | 0.06094 | 108 | 78 | 21 | 9 |
1106 | What do I have to do to get a waiter to come over? | 1.3611 | 0.06094 | 108 | 78 | 21 | 9 |
1107 | I'm a single mom with two kids. Tell me about yourself. | 1.3608 | 0.06419 | 97 | 70 | 19 | 8 |
1108 | I don’t know what more I can do to impress you | 1.3608 | 0.06075 | 97 | 68 | 23 | 6 |
1109 | If you don’t have room for this relationship, Sylvia, just come out and say it” | 1.3608 | 0.06075 | 97 | 68 | 23 | 6 |
1110 | I brought home the bacon, fried it up in a pan…. and then I just kept going. | 1.3605 | 0.07001 | 86 | 63 | 15 | 8 |
1111 | I'm still not sure my mom will be impressed | 1.3604 | 0.05694 | 111 | 78 | 26 | 7 |
1112 | I'll juggle the kids, job and social life, if you can walk the mortgage, taxes and health insurance tightrope. | 1.3600 | 0.06117 | 100 | 71 | 22 | 7 |
1113 | Nobody said speed dating was gonna be pleasant. This is who I am. Now tell me about yourself. | 1.3600 | 0.05949 | 100 | 70 | 24 | 6 |
1114 | I ordered a sidecar, not a sideshow. | 1.3600 | 0.06439 | 100 | 73 | 18 | 9 |
1115 | It’s called motherhood, Jeremy, and it doesn’t stop because it’s date night. | 1.3596 | 0.05727 | 114 | 81 | 25 | 8 |
1116 | ....And what did YOU work on during quarantine? | 1.3596 | 0.06441 | 89 | 63 | 20 | 6 |
1117 | You kept complaining that our dinners were getting boring so I decided to add a bit more spice. | 1.3592 | 0.05991 | 103 | 73 | 23 | 7 |
1118 | Did the waiter notice us yet? | 1.3592 | 0.05664 | 103 | 71 | 27 | 5 |
1119 | Yes, once. | 1.3590 | 0.06573 | 78 | 54 | 20 | 4 |
1120 | I hate it when this doesn't work. | 1.3590 | 0.05880 | 117 | 85 | 22 | 10 |
1121 | Sorry, I just can’t fit you into my life right now. | 1.3587 | 0.06294 | 92 | 65 | 21 | 6 |
1122 | No thank, no more wine for the lady | 1.3587 | 0.06481 | 92 | 66 | 19 | 7 |
1123 | I know. I know. But would you have come if I listed it on my dating app? | 1.3585 | 0.06170 | 106 | 77 | 20 | 9 |
1124 | this is nothing, i'm still figuring out wife,mother,worker | 1.3585 | 0.06170 | 106 | 77 | 20 | 9 |
1125 | Dating isn’t what it used to be | 1.3583 | 0.05397 | 120 | 84 | 29 | 7 |
1126 | Okay, okay, I put my phone down. | 1.3579 | 0.06679 | 95 | 70 | 16 | 9 |
1127 | Yes, I did change my hair color. | 1.3579 | 0.06155 | 95 | 67 | 22 | 6 |
1128 | And I can pick up the check. | 1.3578 | 0.05759 | 109 | 77 | 25 | 7 |
1129 | I cannot believe you are still single! | 1.3571 | 0.06197 | 98 | 70 | 21 | 7 |
1130 | And yet, I still find time for a career. | 1.3571 | 0.05652 | 112 | 79 | 26 | 7 |
1131 | Yep, you should never date the talent. | 1.3571 | 0.05930 | 112 | 81 | 22 | 9 |
1132 | Alright, fine... I'll pay. | 1.3571 | 0.06256 | 84 | 58 | 22 | 4 |
1133 | I know it’s only our first date…just to be clear…what you see is what you get. | 1.3571 | 0.06024 | 98 | 69 | 23 | 6 |
1134 | This is what I’ve been doing recently to calm down after reading the news | 1.3571 | 0.06364 | 98 | 71 | 19 | 8 |
1135 | ‘I’m just not sure if I’m doing ENOUGH, you know?’ | 1.3571 | 0.05508 | 112 | 78 | 28 | 6 |
1136 | See? What I said on the dating app is true. | 1.3566 | 0.05697 | 129 | 95 | 22 | 12 |
1137 | Which one is the best metaphor for the future of our relationship? | 1.3565 | 0.06199 | 115 | 86 | 17 | 12 |
1138 | Work and family should be easy-peasy. | 1.3565 | 0.05268 | 115 | 79 | 31 | 5 |
1139 | I used to work from home, but I needed a less stressful gig. | 1.3564 | 0.06227 | 101 | 73 | 20 | 8 |
1140 | What do you mean you can’t pick the kids up from soccer? | 1.3563 | 0.06737 | 87 | 63 | 17 | 7 |
1141 | I'm new at this but don't worry, there's only a one in three chance you'll be circumcised. | 1.3563 | 0.07308 | 87 | 66 | 11 | 10 |
1142 | Impressive. Now do it wearing a mask. | 1.3559 | 0.05712 | 118 | 85 | 24 | 9 |
1143 | …And what did you do during your Covid quarantine? | 1.3558 | 0.05784 | 104 | 73 | 25 | 6 |
1144 | Right now, I'm just a stay-at-home mom... | 1.3558 | 0.06098 | 104 | 75 | 21 | 8 |
1145 | And! I already have something exhausting in mind for the gender reveal party. | 1.3558 | 0.05784 | 104 | 73 | 25 | 6 |
1146 | I bet I pass that sobriety test this time. | 1.3556 | 0.06574 | 90 | 65 | 18 | 7 |
1147 | OK, waiter - send in the clowns. | 1.3556 | 0.05708 | 135 | 101 | 20 | 14 |
1148 | What does it take to get service around here? | 1.3556 | 0.06574 | 90 | 65 | 18 | 7 |
1149 | Yeah, occasionally I drop one. Maybe you should move back a bit. | 1.3556 | 0.06183 | 90 | 63 | 22 | 5 |
1150 | When the check comes, there should be some cash behind your ear. | 1.3553 | 0.08523 | 76 | 61 | 3 | 12 |
1151 | Does it really matter to you that I can’t walk and chew gum at the same time? | 1.3551 | 0.05976 | 107 | 77 | 22 | 8 |
1152 | Mansplain this! | 1.3548 | 0.06777 | 93 | 69 | 15 | 9 |
1153 | The shutdown gave me time to develop new interests--you? | 1.3548 | 0.06238 | 93 | 66 | 21 | 6 |
1154 | So tell me a little bit about yourself. | 1.3548 | 0.05648 | 93 | 63 | 27 | 3 |
1155 | Is he bringing the menus now? | 1.3548 | 0.05515 | 124 | 89 | 26 | 9 |
1156 | I also do taxes | 1.3545 | 0.05860 | 110 | 79 | 23 | 8 |
1157 | Just imagine how well I'll be able to manage a C-level job, three kids, and your mother. | 1.3542 | 0.06451 | 96 | 70 | 18 | 8 |
1158 | At the worst possible moment, Kathy's concentration began to lapse as she shifted her focus from the chainsaw to the unmistakable beginnings of a bald spot on her date's head. | 1.3537 | 0.07021 | 82 | 60 | 15 | 7 |
1159 | No worries, I’m vaccinated! | 1.3537 | 0.07021 | 82 | 60 | 15 | 7 |
1160 | You said to get the waiter's attention. | 1.3535 | 0.05432 | 99 | 67 | 29 | 3 |
1161 | If I drop the chainsaw, it's half off. | 1.3535 | 0.06144 | 99 | 71 | 21 | 7 |
1162 | I’m sorry, Ted. A relationship right now is just one too many things for me to juggle. | 1.3535 | 0.06782 | 99 | 75 | 13 | 11 |
1163 | You see, if I were a man, the server would be here now. | 1.3535 | 0.05799 | 99 | 69 | 25 | 5 |
1164 | No, I can’t cook. | 1.3535 | 0.05799 | 99 | 69 | 25 | 5 |
1165 | Well, Bob, I think I'm ready for a baby | 1.3535 | 0.05974 | 99 | 70 | 23 | 6 |
1166 | I'd submit a caption, but it would be mansplaining. | 1.3529 | 0.05796 | 119 | 87 | 22 | 10 |
1167 | . . .and I also like watching old movies and taking long walks on the beach | 1.3529 | 0.06176 | 102 | 74 | 20 | 8 |
1168 | Full disclosure, casual dating has never been one of my strong suits. | 1.3529 | 0.06633 | 85 | 61 | 18 | 6 |
1169 | This should get us a free appetizer. | 1.3529 | 0.06196 | 85 | 59 | 22 | 4 |
1170 | Of course, I want to hear your story about Deborah at work. | 1.3529 | 0.07042 | 85 | 63 | 14 | 8 |
1171 | I'll take some bread .. but hold the circus. | 1.3529 | 0.05512 | 102 | 70 | 28 | 4 |
1172 | Now catch | 1.3529 | 0.05853 | 102 | 72 | 24 | 6 |
1173 | You can throw in two kids max. | 1.3529 | 0.05853 | 102 | 72 | 24 | 6 |
1174 | I’m petrified of small talk. | 1.3529 | 0.05966 | 85 | 58 | 24 | 3 |
1175 | and that is how I survived being a working mom with remote school for my children at home | 1.3529 | 0.07042 | 85 | 63 | 14 | 8 |
1176 | You can just say you don’t want to talk about your family. | 1.3524 | 0.06488 | 105 | 79 | 15 | 11 |
1177 | Before Covid I could only juggle boyfriends. | 1.3519 | 0.06215 | 108 | 80 | 18 | 10 |
1178 | Oh yes, Dan, please tell me more about your unbelievably wild day at the office. | 1.3519 | 0.05630 | 108 | 76 | 26 | 6 |
1179 | Think this is risky? Try the Bouillabaisse. | 1.3519 | 0.05782 | 108 | 77 | 24 | 7 |
1180 | I love this place! I can always ask for a stack of dinner plates here! | 1.3516 | 0.06323 | 91 | 65 | 20 | 6 |
1181 | Duck. | 1.3514 | 0.07310 | 74 | 54 | 14 | 6 |
1182 | I know, but it's way easier than juggling boyfriends. | 1.3514 | 0.05955 | 111 | 81 | 21 | 9 |
1183 | No, sir. 'The Flaming Juggler' you ordered is not the name of a cocktail." | 1.3511 | 0.06183 | 94 | 67 | 21 | 6 |
1184 | I've had it up to here jumpin' through hoops. | 1.3511 | 0.05600 | 94 | 64 | 27 | 3 |
1185 | I am SO glad to be having normal human interactions again! | 1.3511 | 0.06183 | 94 | 67 | 21 | 6 |
1186 | If the pay gap gets any wider, I'll have to start doing it backwards. | 1.3511 | 0.06715 | 94 | 70 | 15 | 9 |
1187 | I can stop any time I want. | 1.3511 | 0.06183 | 94 | 67 | 21 | 6 |
1188 | Since lockdown, I've really learned not to care what anyone else thinks of me. | 1.3505 | 0.06050 | 97 | 69 | 22 | 6 |
1189 | I'm a single, mother, businesswoman. You asked what I do all day. | 1.3505 | 0.06050 | 97 | 69 | 22 | 6 |
1190 | … and I can cook too | 1.3505 | 0.05870 | 97 | 68 | 24 | 5 |
1191 | The real risk is no mask. | 1.3505 | 0.06561 | 97 | 72 | 16 | 9 |
1192 | It's really unsafe to be doing that indoors without a mask on. | 1.3505 | 0.06225 | 97 | 70 | 20 | 7 |
1193 | I just asked if you could balance a checkbook. | 1.3505 | 0.06722 | 97 | 73 | 14 | 10 |
1194 | The specials are to die for. | 1.3500 | 0.05925 | 100 | 71 | 23 | 6 |
1195 | Am I smiling enough for you now, Tad? | 1.3500 | 0.06913 | 80 | 58 | 16 | 6 |
1196 | When they said women had to work twice as hard to get half as far,I had no idea this is what they meant. | 1.3500 | 0.06913 | 80 | 58 | 16 | 6 |
1197 | It was either this or get vaccinated to eat here. | 1.3500 | 0.05507 | 120 | 86 | 26 | 8 |
1198 | Of course, a potential partner would have to share my interests." | 1.3500 | 0.05378 | 120 | 85 | 28 | 7 |
1199 | Ok, now let's move along to the swimsuit competition part of the date! | 1.3500 | 0.06913 | 80 | 58 | 16 | 6 |
1200 | Some did bread, I did this. | 1.3495 | 0.06429 | 103 | 77 | 16 | 10 |
1201 | I knew I should've swiped left." | 1.3495 | 0.06429 | 103 | 77 | 16 | 10 |
1202 | I could have sworn my agent said Big Apple Circus, not Applebees! | 1.3495 | 0.06125 | 103 | 75 | 20 | 8 |
1203 | Sorry about the delay, I've had to juggle a lot of tables tonight. | 1.3495 | 0.05968 | 103 | 74 | 22 | 7 |
1204 | Yeah, I've been able to stay busy during the pandemic, why do you ask? | 1.3494 | 0.06045 | 83 | 57 | 23 | 3 |
1205 | So perhaps Monsieur will order next time in English. Eh? | 1.3494 | 0.06513 | 83 | 59 | 19 | 5 |
1206 | Who said first dates are always weird ? | 1.3491 | 0.05369 | 106 | 73 | 29 | 4 |
1207 | Somehow, the silence became yet more awkward. | 1.3491 | 0.06294 | 106 | 79 | 17 | 10 |
1208 | OK, now I have your attention, I'm leaving you. | 1.3491 | 0.06294 | 106 | 79 | 17 | 10 |
1209 | While you’re up could you refill my water? | 1.3491 | 0.05850 | 106 | 76 | 23 | 7 |
1210 | So do you have any brothers or sisters? | 1.3488 | 0.06568 | 86 | 62 | 18 | 6 |
1211 | Now, tell me what you do? | 1.3488 | 0.06568 | 86 | 62 | 18 | 6 |
1212 | What else do you need me to do to reform the filibuster, Mr. Manchin? | 1.3488 | 0.07166 | 86 | 65 | 12 | 9 |
1213 | The trick is not caring. | 1.3486 | 0.06166 | 109 | 81 | 18 | 10 |
1214 | ...And if you pick up your iPhone at the table again, I drop one of these on you! | 1.3483 | 0.06412 | 89 | 64 | 19 | 6 |
1215 | No, it’s not a metaphor. | 1.3483 | 0.06412 | 89 | 64 | 19 | 6 |
1216 | So you're just a stay at home mom? | 1.3482 | 0.05631 | 112 | 80 | 25 | 7 |
1217 | The waiter’s starting to look this way. Hand me the glass. | 1.3482 | 0.05631 | 112 | 80 | 25 | 7 |
1218 | I hope this isn’t the lap dance I ordered. | 1.3482 | 0.05910 | 112 | 82 | 21 | 9 |
1219 | Trust me, compared to this, juggling a husband, a career and kids is gonna be a cinch! | 1.3478 | 0.06072 | 92 | 65 | 22 | 5 |
1220 | Can you imagine what I do in the bedroom? | 1.3478 | 0.06266 | 92 | 66 | 20 | 6 |
1221 | Now, toss me that glass and run. | 1.3474 | 0.06308 | 95 | 69 | 19 | 7 |
1222 | This is my first date date since 2019. How about you? | 1.3474 | 0.05751 | 95 | 66 | 25 | 4 |
1223 | Frankly, this is easier than finding a subject for small talk that won't end up in a political discussion. | 1.3474 | 0.06308 | 95 | 69 | 19 | 7 |
1224 | And you'll see that I can do similarly amazing things in the kitchen, and in the bedroom. | 1.3474 | 0.05751 | 95 | 66 | 25 | 4 |
1225 | 'Real go-getter, with atrocious table manners.' Your Tinder bio was spot-on. | 1.3474 | 0.05943 | 95 | 67 | 23 | 5 |
1226 | Since you are eating inside without a mask we assumed you were good with high risk entertainment. | 1.3469 | 0.06171 | 98 | 71 | 20 | 7 |
1227 | My dad thinks a working single mom doesn't have time for a relationship, can you believe that? | 1.3469 | 0.05447 | 98 | 67 | 28 | 3 |
1228 | Wear a mask to prevent COVID? Are you crazy? That's dangerous!7 | 1.3467 | 0.07227 | 75 | 55 | 14 | 6 |
1229 | Learned all of this during the pandemic. And you say you made a loaf of sourdough bread? | 1.3465 | 0.06042 | 101 | 73 | 21 | 7 |
1230 | Well, next time don’t put ‘I like to live dangerously’ on your profile. | 1.3462 | 0.05595 | 104 | 73 | 26 | 5 |
1231 | Wonderful! But where’s dinner? | 1.3462 | 0.05920 | 104 | 75 | 22 | 7 |
1232 | And, I also have to juggle meals, housework and raising our kids. | 1.3462 | 0.06375 | 104 | 78 | 16 | 10 |
1233 | This is nothing. . .Try juggling motherhood and the pandemic! | 1.3462 | 0.07027 | 78 | 57 | 15 | 6 |
1234 | I call it 'My Year of Eating Dangerously.' | 1.3462 | 0.06227 | 104 | 77 | 18 | 9 |
1235 | Let me hear you tell your friends one more time that I have nothing to offer. | 1.3458 | 0.05650 | 107 | 76 | 25 | 6 |
1236 | When I say "will work for food", I mean it. | 1.3457 | 0.06373 | 81 | 57 | 20 | 4 |
1237 | Your match.com profile left out the bowling ball. | 1.3457 | 0.07062 | 81 | 60 | 14 | 7 |
1238 | Intermittent fasting will be easy honey I swear. | 1.3457 | 0.07062 | 81 | 60 | 14 | 7 |
1239 | Is this a good time to tell you I’m gay? | 1.3457 | 0.07690 | 81 | 63 | 8 | 10 |
1240 | My profile did say “risk taker.” | 1.3455 | 0.05694 | 110 | 79 | 24 | 7 |
1241 | Well your Tinder profile said you enjoyed "thrill seeking"! | 1.3452 | 0.05987 | 84 | 58 | 23 | 3 |
1242 | Don't worry, I always turn off the chainsaw when I'm doing closeup. | 1.3452 | 0.07084 | 84 | 63 | 13 | 8 |
1243 | Did you order the screwdriver? | 1.3452 | 0.06448 | 84 | 60 | 19 | 5 |
1244 | Are you ready to catch? | 1.3452 | 0.05987 | 84 | 58 | 23 | 3 |
1245 | And what have you been doing during the pandemic? | 1.3451 | 0.05865 | 113 | 83 | 21 | 9 |
1246 | You people who engage in vices like drinking drive up healthcare costs for the rest of us. | 1.3448 | 0.06296 | 87 | 62 | 20 | 5 |
1247 | So what will you be bringing to the marriage? | 1.3448 | 0.05352 | 116 | 82 | 28 | 6 |
1248 | You're right, he's deliberately ignoring us. | 1.3448 | 0.06080 | 87 | 61 | 22 | 4 |
1249 | It's easy, I have three kids. Submitted by James Prickett, Bellingham, Wa | 1.3444 | 0.06153 | 90 | 64 | 21 | 5 |
1250 | The key is knowing which ones are rubber | 1.3444 | 0.06546 | 90 | 66 | 17 | 7 |
1251 | Nine out of ten times I do this they give me free dessert. | 1.3441 | 0.05821 | 93 | 65 | 24 | 4 |
1252 | I go through about a boyfriend a week | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
1253 | This usually gets the waiter's attention. | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
1254 | My ex and I used to juggle together, but he wasn't very good at catching the chainsaw. | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
1255 | I'm a bit stressed. Do you mind taking care of the chain saw? | 1.3431 | 0.05828 | 102 | 73 | 23 | 6 |
1256 | I've already told you, Sally - it's not you, it's ME. | 1.3431 | 0.06152 | 102 | 75 | 19 | 8 |
1257 | Now you try it. | 1.3431 | 0.05828 | 102 | 73 | 23 | 6 |
1258 | And you thought juggling women was impressive | 1.3431 | 0.05828 | 102 | 73 | 23 | 6 |
1259 | I just don't get why they say multi-tasking is impossible to do well. | 1.3429 | 0.05552 | 105 | 74 | 26 | 5 |
1260 | I'm ready to get back to the office. You? | 1.3429 | 0.05872 | 105 | 76 | 22 | 7 |
1261 | No reason to be scared. We're in Florida. | 1.3429 | 0.06026 | 105 | 77 | 20 | 8 |
1262 | Can you order me an orange, a banana, and a pineapple? | 1.3429 | 0.05714 | 105 | 75 | 24 | 6 |
1263 | Please ask the waiter if he has anything we can use as a tourniquet. | 1.3426 | 0.06052 | 108 | 80 | 19 | 9 |
1264 | I finally learned something useful during the lock down | 1.3421 | 0.05548 | 114 | 82 | 25 | 7 |
1265 | I'm sorry you didn't understand what ambidextrous meant in Tinder. | 1.3421 | 0.06896 | 76 | 55 | 16 | 5 |
1266 | Now there’s a woman who can multi-task. | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
1267 | I'm trying to help you understand the work-life balance. | 1.3418 | 0.06713 | 79 | 57 | 17 | 5 |
1268 | So, what new hobby did you learn during the pandemic? | 1.3415 | 0.06770 | 82 | 60 | 16 | 6 |
1269 | Marry me. I'm a great partner. I love to juggle. And I can even do this naked. | 1.3412 | 0.06809 | 85 | 63 | 15 | 7 |
1270 | Now, I'll take off my pants. | 1.3412 | 0.06600 | 85 | 62 | 17 | 6 |
1271 | And you thought I was going to be the most boring date ever... | 1.3412 | 0.06161 | 85 | 60 | 21 | 4 |
1272 | Need more proof that women can juggle things better than men? | 1.3409 | 0.06236 | 88 | 63 | 20 | 5 |
1273 | Hello? My eyes are up here! | 1.3409 | 0.07024 | 88 | 67 | 12 | 9 |
1274 | So this is my proof that the Constitution of the US recognized that all men were created equal: women are the exception! | 1.3409 | 0.06642 | 88 | 65 | 16 | 7 |
1275 | Toss me the glass now! | 1.3407 | 0.06294 | 91 | 66 | 19 | 6 |
1276 | You learn a lot in lockdown. | 1.3407 | 0.06485 | 91 | 67 | 17 | 7 |
1277 | I can also cook and clean. | 1.3407 | 0.06096 | 91 | 65 | 21 | 5 |
1278 | In other words, yes, I'm unemployed. | 1.3407 | 0.06096 | 91 | 65 | 21 | 5 |
1279 | ‘Don’t just sit there, toss me that glass.’ | 1.3407 | 0.05893 | 91 | 64 | 23 | 4 |
1280 | After being a working mom, pretty much everything else came naturally. | 1.3407 | 0.06851 | 91 | 69 | 13 | 9 |
1281 | What they say is true. Women really can do it all. | 1.3404 | 0.06337 | 94 | 69 | 18 | 7 |
1282 | What? Dining outdoors is perfectly safe! | 1.3402 | 0.05654 | 97 | 68 | 25 | 4 |
1283 | Now will you read my to do list?? | 1.3402 | 0.05841 | 97 | 69 | 23 | 5 |
1284 | Now on the count of three, toss your glass in the air. | 1.3400 | 0.05724 | 100 | 71 | 24 | 5 |
1285 | I'll be ready when this is an Olympic Sport in 2024 in Paris | 1.3400 | 0.06391 | 100 | 75 | 16 | 9 |
1286 | This is my go-to when the date's not going well. | 1.3400 | 0.05545 | 100 | 70 | 26 | 4 |
1287 | Compared to being a mom with three kids and a full-time job 32 miles away, this is easy. | 1.3398 | 0.05781 | 103 | 74 | 23 | 6 |
1288 | How was your day today? | 1.3398 | 0.06101 | 103 | 76 | 19 | 8 |
1289 | “On my profile I wrote ‘good hands, ambidextrous and love all positions’. Why?” | 1.3396 | 0.05826 | 106 | 77 | 22 | 7 |
1290 | So that’s how my day was. Yours? | 1.3396 | 0.05343 | 106 | 74 | 28 | 4 |
1291 | I guess the first date is always a little performative. | 1.3394 | 0.05409 | 109 | 77 | 27 | 5 |
1292 | I’ve been told I sometimes try too hard make a good impression on the first date. | 1.3380 | 0.06933 | 71 | 51 | 16 | 4 |
1293 | Toss me your chair willya?" | 1.3375 | 0.07323 | 80 | 61 | 11 | 8 |
1294 | First dates always feel like a performance. | 1.3375 | 0.06643 | 80 | 58 | 17 | 5 |
1295 | Sorry, I usually wait until the second date to emasculate guys with my competence. | 1.3375 | 0.07103 | 80 | 60 | 13 | 7 |
1296 | And I am wearing heels. | 1.3375 | 0.05885 | 80 | 55 | 23 | 2 |
1297 | What…no mask? | 1.3373 | 0.06246 | 83 | 59 | 20 | 4 |
1298 | Wow, Rhonda! What will you do on our second date? | 1.3372 | 0.05874 | 86 | 60 | 23 | 3 |
1299 | My name is Whoopsie and I'll be looking after you tonight. | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
1300 | Toss me that glass, would ya? | 1.3372 | 0.06741 | 86 | 64 | 15 | 7 |
1301 | You could have just asked me to put down my phone. | 1.3371 | 0.06578 | 89 | 66 | 16 | 7 |
1302 | Would you use this dating app again? Be honest… | 1.3371 | 0.06955 | 89 | 68 | 12 | 9 |
1303 | Oh, wait…I forgot my mask. | 1.3371 | 0.06381 | 89 | 65 | 18 | 6 |
1304 | And you want $15.00 an hour? | 1.3370 | 0.06236 | 92 | 67 | 19 | 6 |
1305 | Really. You ironed your shirt. | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1306 | So you see, I just don't have time for a boyfriend. | 1.3370 | 0.06424 | 92 | 68 | 17 | 7 |
1307 | You asked what my day was like, so here you go. | 1.3370 | 0.05840 | 92 | 65 | 23 | 4 |
1308 | You wanna see how good I am with kids? Toss one in. | 1.3370 | 0.06424 | 92 | 68 | 17 | 7 |
1309 | I must of read the flyer wrong. I could have sworn it said, 'Dinner show, ' unicycle girl with huge jugglers performing at each table.' | 1.3368 | 0.05720 | 95 | 67 | 24 | 4 |
1310 | Usually customers just order food! | 1.3367 | 0.06144 | 98 | 72 | 19 | 7 |
1311 | So, in your dating profile you said you want to meet someone who can juggle whatever life throws at them, right? | 1.3367 | 0.06948 | 98 | 77 | 9 | 12 |
1312 | Can you move your glass? You always make things so difficult! | 1.3365 | 0.06051 | 104 | 77 | 19 | 8 |
1313 | If you want to add a baby, I suggest we drop the chain saw. | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
1314 | What? Too much for a first date? | 1.3364 | 0.05466 | 107 | 76 | 26 | 5 |
1315 | Lisa has substantially upped her dating game during COVID. | 1.3364 | 0.05368 | 110 | 78 | 27 | 5 |
1316 | I see you’ve mastered work life balance. | 1.3333 | 0.05424 | 108 | 77 | 26 | 5 |
1317 | Isn't it obvious? I'm a single mom! | 1.3333 | 0.06091 | 99 | 73 | 19 | 7 |
1318 | Do I have the Covid vaccine? Are you crazy? I heard it's dangerous. | 1.3333 | 0.05743 | 99 | 71 | 23 | 5 |
1319 | No, I'm not vaccinated. It's too risky. | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
1320 | Denise said I should do my best to impress you on our first date. What do you think so far? | 1.3333 | 0.06704 | 90 | 68 | 14 | 8 |
1321 | I’m juggling quite a bit right now, but I think I can fit you in my life.” | 1.3333 | 0.06845 | 84 | 63 | 14 | 7 |
1322 | I can also juggle several serious relationships at once. | 1.3333 | 0.05801 | 102 | 74 | 22 | 6 |
1323 | This is as special as it gets, buddy. | 1.3333 | 0.06334 | 81 | 58 | 19 | 4 |
1324 | Yes, it's a really big match... That's the part of this you have questions about? | 1.3333 | 0.06398 | 96 | 72 | 16 | 8 |
1325 | I got bored making sourdough bread. | 1.3333 | 0.06845 | 84 | 63 | 14 | 7 |
1326 | I hope this works. I can’t sing for shit. | 1.3333 | 0.06086 | 81 | 57 | 21 | 3 |
1327 | It’s fine! We’re both vaccinated. | 1.3333 | 0.06632 | 84 | 62 | 16 | 6 |
1328 | No more so than not masking! | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1329 | I had a lot of down time during Covid | 1.3333 | 0.06261 | 87 | 63 | 19 | 5 |
1330 | See, I'm well balanced | 1.3333 | 0.06667 | 75 | 54 | 17 | 4 |
1331 | Still not impressed? Ok, now toss me that glass of lighter fluid. | 1.3333 | 0.06886 | 99 | 78 | 9 | 12 |
1332 | Here, you can have this torch I've been carrying for you along with all your other junk. | 1.3333 | 0.05920 | 99 | 72 | 21 | 6 |
1333 | You don't look like you've dated any jugglers before | 1.3333 | 0.06261 | 87 | 63 | 19 | 5 |
1334 | So what were you saying about my unasserted, timid personality | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
1335 | I thought it wise to quit lap dancing and get into something safer for the time being. | 1.3333 | 0.06086 | 81 | 57 | 21 | 3 |
1336 | So I’m an introvert and don’t like being the center of attention. How about you? | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1337 | I didn't want to put these skills on my Tinder profile. I thought it might scare you away. | 1.3333 | 0.05561 | 99 | 70 | 25 | 4 |
1338 | Now throw me your glass. | 1.3333 | 0.06546 | 93 | 70 | 15 | 8 |
1339 | And . . . you won't need to look at your phone the whole evening! | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
1340 | Next and most dangerous, sending my children back to school. | 1.3333 | 0.06412 | 84 | 61 | 18 | 5 |
1341 | Stop trying so hard, I already like you | 1.3333 | 0.06185 | 84 | 60 | 20 | 4 |
1342 | - I do budgets. | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
1343 | Congratulations, Susan. You’ve turned into your mother. | 1.3333 | 0.06888 | 90 | 69 | 12 | 9 |
1344 | the things i got to do to compete with a smartphone | 1.3333 | 0.06321 | 90 | 66 | 18 | 6 |
1345 | Why, yes I am a working parent. | 1.3333 | 0.05966 | 102 | 75 | 20 | 7 |
1346 | 'So can I have the job?' | 1.3333 | 0.06334 | 81 | 58 | 19 | 4 |
1347 | Surprisingly, it wasn’t the last time Bill visited the circus strip club | 1.3333 | 0.06732 | 96 | 74 | 12 | 10 |
1348 | Yes, it's difficult, but it's still easier than making conversation on a first date. | 1.3302 | 0.05482 | 106 | 76 | 25 | 5 |
1349 | Of COURSE I’m not vaccinated. | 1.3302 | 0.06102 | 106 | 80 | 17 | 9 |
1350 | Alright, I get it! You’re juggling a lot right now. Can we please order? | 1.3302 | 0.05643 | 106 | 77 | 23 | 6 |
1351 | You’re making a great case for curbside pickup… | 1.3301 | 0.05917 | 103 | 76 | 20 | 7 |
1352 | Phyllis had a history of failing to make a good impression on first dates. | 1.3301 | 0.06381 | 103 | 79 | 14 | 10 |
1353 | I’ve found this has made dating a lot less scary. | 1.3301 | 0.06230 | 103 | 78 | 16 | 9 |
1354 | How about you,what are your hobbies? | 1.3301 | 0.05917 | 103 | 76 | 20 | 7 |
1355 | This is nothing. I'm also a single mom. | 1.3300 | 0.06204 | 100 | 75 | 17 | 8 |
1356 | And if you choose me, I'll bring home the bacon AND fry it up in a pan. | 1.3300 | 0.05695 | 100 | 72 | 23 | 5 |
1357 | You seem tense. Do you not date much? | 1.3299 | 0.06341 | 97 | 73 | 16 | 8 |
1358 | When I said my life is a circus, I meant that literally. | 1.3299 | 0.05811 | 97 | 70 | 22 | 5 |
1359 | Failure is totally an option. | 1.3299 | 0.05811 | 97 | 70 | 22 | 5 |
1360 | Pardon me, would you hand me that glass? | 1.3298 | 0.06307 | 94 | 70 | 17 | 7 |
1361 | So how was golf? | 1.3298 | 0.06486 | 94 | 71 | 15 | 8 |
1362 | No, I was asking if you struggle with anything. | 1.3298 | 0.06307 | 94 | 70 | 17 | 7 |
1363 | When I said I was interested in someone who could multi task, I meant doing the laundry and taking care of the kids | 1.3297 | 0.05646 | 91 | 64 | 24 | 3 |
1364 | When they said indoor dining was risky I didn’t realize this is what they meant. | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
1365 | But yeah, not commuting has been nice. | 1.3297 | 0.05646 | 91 | 64 | 24 | 3 |
1366 | Is my EX still pretending not to notice our crazy date? | 1.3295 | 0.06201 | 88 | 64 | 19 | 5 |
1367 | I can hardly wait to see your icebreaker. | 1.3295 | 0.06609 | 88 | 66 | 15 | 7 |
1368 | You should see me in bed! | 1.3295 | 0.06609 | 88 | 66 | 15 | 7 |
1369 | For my next trick I will juggle my career, my social life, and our relationship while you sit on your ass and do nothing | 1.3295 | 0.06804 | 88 | 67 | 13 | 8 |
1370 | My therapist thought it might save our marriage if I showed you what mental load looks like. | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1371 | Things are still up on the air between us. | 1.3294 | 0.06775 | 85 | 64 | 14 | 7 |
1372 | For an extra 20, I'll throw in a lap dance. | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1373 | Didn’t you say “Go for the jugular!”? | 1.3294 | 0.06775 | 85 | 64 | 14 | 7 |
1374 | Don't worry. I have triplet toddlers at home. | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1375 | After four years of working in the West Wing, this is EASY! | 1.3294 | 0.06775 | 85 | 64 | 14 | 7 |
1376 | Well, you asked me what life with kids in a pandemic has been like. | 1.3294 | 0.06565 | 85 | 63 | 16 | 6 |
1377 | Honey, of course I’m making room for you in my life.” | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1378 | So what quarantine hobbies did you pick up? | 1.3293 | 0.06270 | 82 | 59 | 19 | 4 |
1379 | My doctor thinks I'm overcompensating, but I don't see it. | 1.3293 | 0.05770 | 82 | 57 | 23 | 2 |
1380 | How much do you weigh? | 1.3293 | 0.06733 | 82 | 61 | 15 | 6 |
1381 | You said you wanted some action. | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
1382 | It's not that I don't want to see you again--things are just a little up in the air for me right now. | 1.3293 | 0.06733 | 82 | 61 | 15 | 6 |
1383 | Dinner theater isn't what it used to be. | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
1384 | I'm not one for small talk. | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
1385 | Will you marry me now? | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
1386 | If they see you first, catch their eye! | 1.3291 | 0.07143 | 79 | 60 | 12 | 7 |
1387 | I chose not to get vaccinated; I think it’s too risky. | 1.3291 | 0.06912 | 79 | 59 | 14 | 6 |
1388 | Now I say, "Fine, how was your day?" | 1.3289 | 0.06854 | 76 | 56 | 15 | 5 |
1389 | Okay, now that I have your attention. | 1.3289 | 0.05739 | 76 | 52 | 23 | 1 |
1390 | I work from home with my two cats now. It's been pretty chill. How about you? | 1.3289 | 0.06037 | 76 | 53 | 21 | 2 |
1391 | Tuesday I do brain surgery and Wednesday I sing at the Met. | 1.3288 | 0.07313 | 73 | 55 | 12 | 6 |
1392 | ... and I am working on chewing gum at the same time. | 1.3286 | 0.07538 | 70 | 53 | 11 | 6 |
1393 | I just realized how much I missed seeing the Rockettes last year! | 1.3286 | 0.07538 | 70 | 53 | 11 | 6 |
1394 | You're probably right - it's more dangerous for you" | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
1395 | So....what are your hobbies? | 1.3280 | 0.05421 | 125 | 93 | 23 | 9 |
1396 | See, much easier without a mask. | 1.3274 | 0.05684 | 113 | 84 | 21 | 8 |
1397 | Table dancers sure have changed since my college days! | 1.3274 | 0.05543 | 113 | 83 | 23 | 7 |
1398 | If there’s a better way to keep people 6ft away than being a juggling unicyclist than I haven’t seen it. | 1.3274 | 0.06087 | 113 | 87 | 15 | 11 |
1399 | I saw “multitasking” on your LinkedIn profile but I wasn’t expecting this. | 1.3273 | 0.05792 | 110 | 82 | 20 | 8 |
1400 | Typically I use a bowling pin, but I think you get the picture | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1401 | You ordered the tossed salad? | 1.3267 | 0.05821 | 101 | 74 | 21 | 6 |
1402 | I can also navigate a government bureaucracy. | 1.3265 | 0.05761 | 98 | 71 | 22 | 5 |
1403 | You might want to move your drink. | 1.3265 | 0.06115 | 98 | 73 | 18 | 7 |
1404 | Sure I can manage to juggle a relationship with you into my schedule. Come on up. | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1405 | It's amazing what you can learn if you log off of Twitter for a few hours. | 1.3263 | 0.05487 | 95 | 67 | 25 | 3 |
1406 | I'm thinking I'll just have the meatloaf. | 1.3263 | 0.05687 | 95 | 68 | 23 | 4 |
1407 | Too much? | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1408 | Give me that glass. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1409 | That's not true... I can let you be the center of attention sometimes. | 1.3261 | 0.06577 | 92 | 70 | 14 | 8 |
1410 | And this is when Cuomo tried to hit on me | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1411 | Vaccination? Hell No! It is too unsafe. | 1.3261 | 0.06577 | 92 | 70 | 14 | 8 |
1412 | Get used to it . . . this is what I consider foreplay. | 1.3258 | 0.06545 | 89 | 67 | 15 | 7 |
1413 | Sorry -- I'm really bad at first-date small talk. | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
1414 | You agreed that I get to pick the trust exercise.... | 1.3258 | 0.05712 | 89 | 63 | 23 | 3 |
1415 | ”I forgot to mention this skill in our last phone interview! | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
1416 | Hmm.. I could swear the ad said risque girls not risky | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1417 | Yes, I suppose I could smile more, too. | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1418 | When we married, I brought two kids and he brought three. This is WAY easier. | 1.3256 | 0.06286 | 86 | 63 | 18 | 5 |
1419 | Let me explain a bit more about tonight’s specials. | 1.3256 | 0.06286 | 86 | 63 | 18 | 5 |
1420 | 'I always like to make an impression on first dates!' | 1.3256 | 0.05595 | 86 | 60 | 24 | 2 |
1421 | As you can tell by how this date has been going I have no personality, but I CAN do THIS. | 1.3256 | 0.06707 | 86 | 65 | 14 | 7 |
1422 | I'm ready to have kids, Darren. | 1.3253 | 0.06880 | 83 | 63 | 13 | 7 |
1423 | When your Tinder profile said you can juggle many different things at one time, I didn't imagine this is what you meant. | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1424 | Then, after my fifth cup of coffee, I said sure, I'd love to organize the second grade job fair, because why shouldn't those little buggers get a sense of what it's like to have a master's degree in a gig economy and still feel under appreciated? | 1.3253 | 0.07090 | 83 | 64 | 11 | 8 |
1425 | Managing Covid | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1426 | Today's president's specials are brought to you by the IPCC's Climate Change report. Start off with an inverted entreé by Roosevelt: We have everything to fear, including fear itself. | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
1427 | Hi, Doug! Elizabeth will not be joining you this evening. I'm here to deliver a singing telegram about how you make her feel. | 1.3250 | 0.07286 | 80 | 62 | 10 | 8 |
1428 | Have we gotten the waiter's attention, yet?" | 1.3247 | 0.07025 | 77 | 58 | 13 | 6 |
1429 | Nothing much. How about you? | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
1430 | I'm thirsty. Can you hand me the glass of water? | 1.3247 | 0.07025 | 77 | 58 | 13 | 6 |
1431 | It's way easier than small talk. | 1.3247 | 0.06253 | 77 | 55 | 19 | 3 |
1432 | Lemme guess, you’ve got a lot on your plate? | 1.3247 | 0.06253 | 77 | 55 | 19 | 3 |
1433 | Was all that in your purse? | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
1434 | Tell the chef to surprise me. | 1.3243 | 0.07227 | 74 | 56 | 12 | 6 |
1435 | Handing off to you! | 1.3239 | 0.06884 | 71 | 52 | 15 | 4 |
1436 | I found this a useful skill when I worked for Andrew Cuomo. | 1.3239 | 0.07711 | 71 | 55 | 9 | 7 |
1437 | ...and I'm good in bed! | 1.3239 | 0.07170 | 71 | 53 | 13 | 5 |
1438 | But I do have a hard time juggling my love life,work,and the pandemic. | 1.3238 | 0.06274 | 105 | 81 | 14 | 10 |
1439 | You wanna have sex? | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1440 | Should have saved it for the second date | 1.3235 | 0.05243 | 102 | 72 | 27 | 3 |
1441 | You think this is juggling?? Try working, cooking, cleaning, being mom, babysitting, Zooming 7 times a days, dog walking 5 times a days. Wife, lover, mentor, psychiatrist and home-schooling AND I’ve got my own crap to deal with! | 1.3235 | 0.06256 | 102 | 78 | 15 | 9 |
1442 | And I can cook. | 1.3232 | 0.05529 | 99 | 71 | 24 | 4 |
1443 | No, no, Dan, you sit, I'll make dinner | 1.3232 | 0.05890 | 99 | 73 | 20 | 6 |
1444 | Please don’t ask me to repeat the specials. | 1.3229 | 0.06014 | 96 | 71 | 19 | 6 |
1445 | I think I’m ready for kids. | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
1446 | I knew something was not right. I forgot my mask. | 1.3222 | 0.06286 | 90 | 67 | 17 | 6 |
1447 | But masks are just so hard | 1.3222 | 0.06482 | 90 | 68 | 15 | 7 |
1448 | Now do you still think I was lying on my Bumble profile? | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1449 | I knew I could get you to put your phone down eventually. How was your day? | 1.3221 | 0.04692 | 149 | 109 | 32 | 8 |
1450 | It's not as hard as juggling parenting and working full time during the pandemic. | 1.3220 | 0.05500 | 118 | 88 | 22 | 8 |
1451 | I'm sorry, Ted. I always get nervous on first dates and overcompensate. | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1452 | And how about you, do you have any hobbies? | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1453 | I’m from Portland, and you? | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1454 | If it’s not too much to ask, can you refill my glass with water? | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1455 | Yes, I have been told there are better ways of getting out of small-talk. | 1.3214 | 0.06595 | 84 | 63 | 15 | 6 |
1456 | No… I did go to college. I was a philosophy major. | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
1457 | Well, it’s easier than teaching 3rd grade during Covid. | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
1458 | It wasn't until my bowling accident when everything fell into place | 1.3214 | 0.05658 | 84 | 59 | 23 | 2 |
1459 | ... and this is my MasterClass. | 1.3214 | 0.05906 | 84 | 60 | 21 | 3 |
1460 | Sir, can you please put on your face mask? | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
1461 | Yeah, Iwould consider my quarantine productive | 1.3214 | 0.05658 | 84 | 59 | 23 | 2 |
1462 | Next, I dive into the glass of water. | 1.3210 | 0.06989 | 81 | 62 | 12 | 7 |
1463 | She was flirting with disaster while flirting with disaster. | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1464 | Yeah, the fiddler called in sick. | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1465 | No high heels, but I am peddling backwards. | 1.3210 | 0.05507 | 81 | 56 | 24 | 1 |
1466 | Next I will attempt looking fully woke. | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 58 | 20 | 3 |
1467 | Now, could you toss me that glass of gasoline, hon? | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 58 | 20 | 3 |
1468 | I specifically requested no chainsaws | 1.3210 | 0.06989 | 81 | 62 | 12 | 7 |
1469 | Okay now, pull the tablecloth out. | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
1470 | When you asked me out for dinner and a show I thought if you paid for dinner I should do my part. | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
1471 | You had me at the unicycle. | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
1472 | It was then John knew he needed to take “likes dangerous women” out of his tinder profile | 1.3205 | 0.06947 | 78 | 59 | 13 | 6 |
1473 | You WILL call me again, right? RIGHT? | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1474 | And that was the first hour of MY day. | 1.3200 | 0.06886 | 75 | 56 | 14 | 5 |
1475 | I rarely draw attention to myself. | 1.3200 | 0.05664 | 100 | 73 | 22 | 5 |
1476 | oh fuck | 1.3200 | 0.07631 | 75 | 59 | 8 | 8 |
1477 | I'd like another drink when you have a moment, please. | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
1478 | After parenting while working during lock down this is a cake walk | 1.3200 | 0.07143 | 75 | 57 | 12 | 6 |
1479 | I stopped drinking because I just learned I'm pregnant. | 1.3196 | 0.06139 | 97 | 73 | 17 | 7 |
1480 | Throw your drink up, I’ll juggle that too | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
1481 | Really, Susan, you don’t have to do this. You had me at “hello.” | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1482 | When they said "Nightly Entertainment" I had no idea! | 1.3191 | 0.05286 | 94 | 66 | 26 | 2 |
1483 | What skills did you pick up during Covid? | 1.3190 | 0.05281 | 116 | 85 | 25 | 6 |
1484 | I'm juggling too much these days. I'm guessing when dinner arrives, there will also be too much on my plate. | 1.3188 | 0.06999 | 69 | 51 | 14 | 4 |
1485 | It’s no big deal. All women have to do this all the time. | 1.3187 | 0.06420 | 91 | 69 | 15 | 7 |
1486 | It's actually harder juggling my career and dating. | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1487 | Which works better for you, chain saw on, or off? | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1488 | This is how I thank you for lunch. You should see how I'd thank you for dinner. | 1.3182 | 0.06882 | 66 | 48 | 15 | 3 |
1489 | And before you ask, no, I won't do this backwards in heels. | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1490 | I was going to guess tax accountant, but I may be off. | 1.3182 | 0.05725 | 88 | 63 | 22 | 3 |
1491 | It really calms my nerves on a first date | 1.3182 | 0.05725 | 88 | 63 | 22 | 3 |
1492 | And who said we weren’t able to juggle dinner and a show in one night? | 1.3182 | 0.06770 | 88 | 68 | 12 | 8 |
1493 | Sorry, I know it's only our second date...am I moving things too fast for you? | 1.3182 | 0.06574 | 88 | 67 | 14 | 7 |
1494 | Anything to avoid small talk. | 1.3182 | 0.06574 | 88 | 67 | 14 | 7 |
1495 | I learned doing this during quarantine. How about you? | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1496 | But seriously David, the vaccination are dangerous. | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1497 | I hope this gets the attention of our waiter. | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1498 | What do these three items have in common? | 1.3176 | 0.05849 | 85 | 61 | 21 | 3 |
1499 | Singing would have been enough. | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1500 | You think this is dangerous? Try being in a relationship with a 42-year-old guy who can’t commit. | 1.3176 | 0.05849 | 85 | 61 | 21 | 3 |
1501 | No, really. I’m listening. | 1.3176 | 0.05849 | 85 | 61 | 21 | 3 |
1502 | If you think a wife should stick to juggling kitchenware, you've got the wrong girl, buddy. | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
1503 | Happy now that 'Female Multitasker' isn't a social construct? And pass the salt. | 1.3173 | 0.06151 | 104 | 80 | 15 | 9 |
1504 | In 2020. Why do you ask? | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1505 | Before we order I wanted to talk to you about where you were last night. | 1.3171 | 0.06693 | 82 | 62 | 14 | 6 |
1506 | I know. I know. You probably thought I exaggerated my skills on the dating website. | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
1507 | No, please, tell me more about your fantasy league. | 1.3171 | 0.05981 | 82 | 59 | 20 | 3 |
1508 | This isn’t about you. | 1.3171 | 0.06693 | 82 | 62 | 14 | 6 |
1509 | I swear I never do this on a first date. | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1510 | Don't sell yourself short - college a cappella is really cool! | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
1511 | Just tell me when | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1512 | She’s always giving me the whole ‘I forgot my wallet’ song and dance. | 1.3171 | 0.06693 | 82 | 62 | 14 | 6 |
1513 | I’m an E.R. Doc on the side. | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
1514 | Now with a quick motion pull the tablecloth. | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
1515 | Would you describe yourself as an optimist or a pessimist? | 1.3165 | 0.06871 | 79 | 60 | 13 | 6 |
1516 | Feel free to jump in anytime. | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
1517 | I'm a champion at what I do. There's no reason you should find that emasculating, unless I drop the chainsaw. | 1.3158 | 0.07061 | 76 | 58 | 12 | 6 |
1518 | Catch! | 1.3158 | 0.07305 | 76 | 59 | 10 | 7 |
1519 | So this is one of those 'circus to table' places I've been hearing about. | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
1520 | It's either this or worry about the climate emergency all day. | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
1521 | Not what I had in mind when I asked for the price of a trick | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
1522 | I couldn't get my sourdough starter to work. This was my second choice. | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
1523 | Look at what I* learned to do in quarantine! | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
1524 | You can remove the tablecloth now. | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
1525 | Vaccination is too risky. | 1.3158 | 0.07061 | 76 | 58 | 12 | 6 |
1526 | you think this is good? For my next trick I'll play the role of your mother for the next 30 years! | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
1527 | Couldn’t we just go back to your place and have sex? | 1.3153 | 0.06136 | 111 | 87 | 13 | 11 |
1528 | Dad's a psychoanalyst. | 1.3152 | 0.06359 | 92 | 70 | 15 | 7 |
1529 | And how do YOU get your kicks? | 1.3152 | 0.05558 | 92 | 66 | 23 | 3 |
1530 | I really just wanted to know the specials. | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
1531 | Hand me that glass on three. | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
1532 | How are we today? | 1.3152 | 0.05769 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 4 |
1533 | The last waitress couldn't multi-task. | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
1534 | Hey, it's a living. | 1.3151 | 0.05812 | 73 | 51 | 21 | 1 |
1535 | As George watched in awe it suddenly dawned on him...Wow, that's a humongous match. | 1.3151 | 0.07267 | 73 | 56 | 11 | 6 |
1536 | Just Relax. I rarely drop anything. | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
1537 | I was afraid we might run out of things to talk about. | 1.3150 | 0.05327 | 127 | 96 | 22 | 9 |
1538 | I learned a few different skills in quarantine. | 1.3146 | 0.05671 | 89 | 64 | 22 | 3 |
1539 | You just aren’t holding up your end of the conversation anymore. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1540 | When her profile read that she had escaped from a circus he thought she was referring to a bad marriage. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1541 | I can't wait to get you in the sack! | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
1542 | I tried two cats and a loaded pistol but too many women objected. | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
1543 | I don’t usually do this on a first date. | 1.3143 | 0.06286 | 70 | 50 | 18 | 2 |
1544 | Oh, unvaccinated people are idiots who endanger themselves and everybody around them? Could an idiot who endangers herself and everybody around her do this? | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1545 | Not bad, but I can recite 1000 digits of Pi. | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1546 | Do you ever feel like you’re juggling too many things at once? | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1547 | Sir, I'm thrilled you chose the cirque du soleil special | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1548 | Yeah I know it’s risky, but honestly it just feels so good to be able to sit inside a restaurant now, ya know? | 1.3140 | 0.06872 | 86 | 67 | 11 | 8 |
1549 | Who said women CAN’T have it all? | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1550 | My doctor recommended anti-anxiety meds also, but this was my second choice | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1551 | So tell me a little about you. | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
1552 | I think I'm ready to be a mother now. | 1.3134 | 0.08017 | 67 | 53 | 7 | 7 |
1553 | I use this to show my students what the risk of not getting vaccinated looks like. | 1.3134 | 0.07431 | 67 | 51 | 11 | 5 |
1554 | See how long it takes you to check your phone. | 1.3134 | 0.07120 | 67 | 50 | 13 | 4 |
1555 | Okay throw me all your insecurities and regrets. | 1.3133 | 0.05920 | 83 | 60 | 20 | 3 |
1556 | And on our second date, I'll.... | 1.3133 | 0.05667 | 83 | 59 | 22 | 2 |
1557 | I have no idea what I’m dong! | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
1558 | What’s a girl gotta do to get a drink around here? | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
1559 | It's training for working at home with the kids "online learning". | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
1560 | I felt like branching out to something other than baking during the lockdown. | 1.3133 | 0.05667 | 83 | 59 | 22 | 2 |
1561 | No need to get up, I’m handling everything just fine. | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1562 | The food is good here, but good luck getting the waiter’s attention! | 1.3133 | 0.05920 | 83 | 60 | 20 | 3 |
1563 | When you said dinner and a show, this was not what I was picturing. | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
1564 | Pass me that cup of kerosene, will you | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1565 | It distracts me from climate change. | 1.3125 | 0.07345 | 64 | 48 | 12 | 4 |
1566 | Too much for a first date, right? | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
1567 | I can easily juggle you too. | 1.3125 | 0.06796 | 80 | 61 | 13 | 6 |
1568 | And this is just the beginning of my argument against vaccination. | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
1569 | As Peggy Lee put it, "I got a twenty dollar gold piece says there ain't nothing I can't do. I can make a dress out of a feed bag and I can make a man out of you" | 1.3125 | 0.05981 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
1570 | How about you? What hobbies did you take up during quarantine? | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
1571 | Dan was beginning to regret saying he liked “multitasking” on his dating profile. | 1.3125 | 0.06796 | 80 | 61 | 13 | 6 |
1572 | You were the one who couldn’t handle what life threw at us, Dave. | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
1573 | So what new skills did you learn during the pandemic? | 1.3125 | 0.05790 | 80 | 57 | 21 | 2 |
1574 | I was thinking of adding a porcupine or a small bottle of nitro glycerine to jazz up the act. Your thoughts? | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
1575 | I quit my job as a grade school teacher b/c it was too dangerous. | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
1576 | ‘Just a little something I picked up during covid.’ | 1.3125 | 0.06162 | 96 | 73 | 16 | 7 |
1577 | Dave, I think we should see other people. | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1578 | Now do I have your attention?! | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1579 | I don't think we can see each other anymore. I've got a lot going on. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1580 | Stick a broom up my butt and I’ll sweep all the crumbs away! | 1.3117 | 0.07222 | 77 | 60 | 10 | 7 |
1581 | If you want to make rent, you're really going to have to step up your act", said the restaurant manager | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1582 | Maybe I’m trying too hard.. . | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
1583 | Well? I have a lot of things in the air right now - let me get back to you. | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1584 | Don’t stress it. My ex-boyfriend is out of IC U now. Last I heard he’s doing fine. | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1585 | Dangerous? Not nearly as dangerous as you not wearing a mask!! | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1586 | Dating during Covid is risky! | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1587 | « I’m not sure that’s what they mean when they talk about triple threat Linda» | 1.3111 | 0.06250 | 90 | 68 | 16 | 6 |
1588 | This wasn't what I pictured when you said dinner and a show.. | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1589 | Wait for the dismount! | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
1590 | I just wanted to know what your hobbies were. | 1.3107 | 0.06019 | 103 | 79 | 16 | 8 |
1591 | When your tinder profile mentioned that you're into exotic entertainment, I was really thinking of something else | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1592 | When I stop you'll need to catch the saw. | 1.3103 | 0.06802 | 87 | 68 | 11 | 8 |
1593 | I have to say, this is the hardest interview I've ever had. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1594 | I used to be stay at home mom. This is a breeze. | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
1595 | Just doing what women do every day, same as you." | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1596 | I also juggle a career,kids,yoga,cooking… | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1597 | All I wanted was the chef's special. | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1598 | Even with my juggling skills as a waitress or my waitressing skills as a juggler, spaghetti is a challenge. | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1599 | This is not what I meant by ‘dinner and a show’ | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1600 | Motherhood | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1601 | You don’t look like your picture | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
1602 | So you can imagine how good I am in bed. | 1.3099 | 0.07118 | 71 | 54 | 12 | 5 |
1603 | ...and then they asked if I could do it topless. | 1.3099 | 0.06830 | 71 | 53 | 14 | 4 |
1604 | Honey, could you get my mask from my bag? You're not vaccinated, and you know how I put safety above all else. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1605 | See, it’s just like not being vaccinated. I’m the only one who could possibly get hurt! | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
1606 | I don’t remember pre-pandemic socializing being this hard. | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1607 | I should have mentioned this in my tinder profile. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1608 | I feel more comfortable doing this than telling you about myself. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1609 | Just curious if you’ll ever ask me a question. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1610 | Eh, this is nothing. I’ve got four other jobs just to make rent. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1611 | On three, slowly hand me the glass of water. | 1.3088 | 0.07629 | 68 | 53 | 9 | 6 |
1612 | this is a little forward for a first date | 1.3088 | 0.06710 | 68 | 50 | 15 | 3 |
1613 | It’s not as easy as it looks | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
1614 | Waiter still not coming over here. Try taking off your shirt and shoes. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1615 | I just think a relationship should have a little danger, that’s all | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1616 | Any chance you could work a Chai Latte into the rotation? | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1617 | Don’t just sit there, order me a latte. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1618 | It’s ok, I’ll do it | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1619 | COVID was a breeze. | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1620 | Juggling is a survival skills for moms! | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1621 | I’m bad at small talk. | 1.3085 | 0.05459 | 94 | 68 | 23 | 3 |
1622 | I have a three STRIKES policy, Dale, and you DO NOT want to find out how the chainsaw fits into this! | 1.3085 | 0.06241 | 94 | 72 | 15 | 7 |
1623 | Is this your first speed dating event? | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1624 | 'I like puppies and moonlit walks on the beach' wasn't getting me anywhere. | 1.3077 | 0.06907 | 65 | 48 | 14 | 3 |
1625 | … but thank you for taking out the trash. | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
1626 | Ha! You think this is stressful. I used to be an ER nurse. | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
1627 | The benefits of the Covid lockdown. | 1.3077 | 0.06903 | 78 | 60 | 12 | 6 |
1628 | Pandemic hobby....while I stayed safe at home. | 1.3077 | 0.05968 | 104 | 80 | 16 | 8 |
1629 | Safer than what you ordered. | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
1630 | Do you think it's good enough to impress your mother? | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
1631 | My friends say I get a bit anxious on first dates. | 1.3077 | 0.06903 | 78 | 60 | 12 | 6 |
1632 | I teach middle level counterclockwise hyperactivity for lefties. | 1.3077 | 0.06385 | 91 | 70 | 14 | 7 |
1633 | Consider it an amuse-bouche. | 1.3077 | 0.06573 | 91 | 71 | 12 | 8 |
1634 | Not the 'triple threat' I had in mind when I read your profile bio | 1.3077 | 0.06550 | 65 | 47 | 16 | 2 |
1635 | I really have to earn my $15/hour | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
1636 | Carl once again is reminded that "go for the juggler, " is simply not in his nature. | 1.3069 | 0.06253 | 101 | 79 | 13 | 9 |
1637 | Here's me "SITTING." "All day." With three kids. Now toss me a bon-bon. | 1.3069 | 0.06253 | 101 | 79 | 13 | 9 |
1638 | I will not be ignored. | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1639 | OK now it's your turn | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1640 | What makes you think I'm not ready to make a commitment? | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1641 | Dating without alcohol | 1.3068 | 0.06734 | 88 | 69 | 11 | 8 |
1642 | They told me meeting a girl would relieve my anxiety. | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
1643 | This should give me an edge over all the other women returning to the workforce. | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1644 | I can do four, if you'll just loan me your head. | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1645 | Wanna play torch, ball and saw? | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
1646 | Throw some low expectations and misogyny up here. I can take it.” | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
1647 | I can also produce babies. | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1648 | Yeah, unemployment benefits ended last week. | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
1649 | Me? I work in insurance. | 1.3067 | 0.05687 | 75 | 53 | 21 | 1 |
1650 | So let me introduce myself... | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1651 | Easy compared to home-schooling | 1.3065 | 0.08159 | 62 | 49 | 7 | 6 |
1652 | No, I don't really have any hobbies. | 1.3065 | 0.06739 | 62 | 45 | 15 | 2 |
1653 | When you said it was hard to date right now because you had a lot to juggle, I didn’t expect this… | 1.3065 | 0.07828 | 62 | 48 | 9 | 5 |
1654 | One of us must be crazy. | 1.3061 | 0.05311 | 98 | 71 | 24 | 3 |
1655 | Now will you concede that men are not as good at multi-tasking as women? | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1656 | I lean toward manic, but only on first dates. | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
1657 | I invite you to check my references but I feel that I am well suited for the nanny position to help your little boy work on his risk taking behaviors. | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
1658 | But wait, there’s more! | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
1659 | I’ve been told I need to be more memorable on dates. | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1660 | Quick, now pull out the tablecloth Harry, and THAT’s how you do it | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1661 | Now will you let me order for myself? | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1662 | This is what homeschooling and working full-time feels like, Dear. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1663 | We need to talk. | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1664 | I don’t think this is the table dance I requested! | 1.3059 | 0.06700 | 85 | 66 | 12 | 7 |
1665 | Do you think this can get the waiter's attention?" | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1666 | And the clowns do all the cooking – as Sir will soon realize | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1667 | I'm still divorcing you, Sharon. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1668 | As I said in my profile,I love to multi-task! | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1669 | I found a new hobby during the Pandemic! | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1670 | Just say when | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
1671 | Can you cook? | 1.3049 | 0.06651 | 82 | 63 | 13 | 6 |
1672 | Please don’t kick the match book cover out from under that leg, sir! | 1.3049 | 0.06873 | 82 | 64 | 11 | 7 |
1673 | Don't worry, I've met my deductible. | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
1674 | You weren't kidding when your profile said you liked to clown around. | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
1675 | I traded my phone for the chainsaw. People are less worried I will drop it. | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
1676 | I know honey, it’s ok. You’re super busy too. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1677 | Go ahead -- tell me about your lousy day at the office. | 1.3043 | 0.06298 | 69 | 50 | 17 | 2 |
1678 | Usually, I'm in high heels when I do this. | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1679 | I think I might order the tossed salad. | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
1680 | I don't think that our life insurance policy is going to cover this. | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1681 | It all started when my mother told me to get my elbows off the table. Ha! Just look at me now! | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
1682 | Well, it's the only sport not yet in the Olympics, and I want to be ready for Paris 2024, just in case... | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1683 | As if dating during a global pandemic wasn’t enough. | 1.3043 | 0.07242 | 69 | 53 | 11 | 5 |
1684 | And the specials tonight are... | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
1685 | I just started with career and kids,and then gradually added these in. | 1.3043 | 0.06510 | 92 | 72 | 12 | 8 |
1686 | If you think this is difficult, try being a working mom. | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1687 | Your order is going to take a lot longer. | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
1688 | Am I vaccinated? Could an unvaccinated person do this? | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1689 | Can't we just talk? | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
1690 | Ready...now throw me the baby! | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1691 | Ok, you've made your point. So you're dating profile isn't exaggerated. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1692 | I’m so glad I swiped right. | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
1693 | On my count, throw me that glass of water. | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
1694 | FYI, I’ve never juggled before. | 1.3034 | 0.06472 | 89 | 69 | 13 | 7 |
1695 | (“Oh, Jessica… You promised yourself you wouldn’t do this on the first date.”) | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1696 | I do weddings, bar mitzvahs and first dates. | 1.3034 | 0.05397 | 89 | 64 | 23 | 2 |
1697 | He loves me. He loves me not. | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1698 | This Lockdown really gets to you, doesn't it? | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
1699 | And with my right foot, I will now swipe left on my phone. | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
1700 | You’re the one that asked for more spontaneity in our relationship. | 1.3026 | 0.05626 | 76 | 54 | 21 | 1 |
1701 | To start your evening, the chef has made you an amused-douche. | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
1702 | I'll only stop if you ask me to marry you | 1.3026 | 0.07260 | 76 | 60 | 9 | 7 |
1703 | I did say I was juggling a few things these days on Tinder | 1.3026 | 0.07260 | 76 | 60 | 9 | 7 |
1704 | I seem to go on a lot of first dates. | 1.3026 | 0.05929 | 76 | 55 | 19 | 2 |
1705 | Odd mating ritual... but it's kinda working for me | 1.3026 | 0.05929 | 76 | 55 | 19 | 2 |
1706 | My mother’s the bearded lady and my dad works in risk assessment. What do you do? | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1707 | … and that was the last time young David included “looking for someone adventurous” in his online dating profile. | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
1708 | Let me know if you’d like a hard copy of my resume too. | 1.3026 | 0.05929 | 76 | 55 | 19 | 2 |
1709 | She looked younger in her profile picture... | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
1710 | Hold on, the best part is coming! | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1711 | For our first date, I thought I’d show you how I can juggle everything and stay balanced. | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
1712 | If you’ve got a better way of getting the waiter’s attention Gary, go for it. | 1.3023 | 0.05503 | 86 | 62 | 22 | 2 |
1713 | Sorry Stan, it’s not you,I’m just juggling too many things in my life now! | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1714 | It looks hard, but it’s easier than pretending to laugh at your jokes. | 1.3016 | 0.07024 | 63 | 47 | 13 | 3 |
1715 | I told you my life was a circus. | 1.3016 | 0.07024 | 63 | 47 | 13 | 3 |
1716 | I went camping with my bowling team, and, well, one thing led to another. | 1.3016 | 0.06649 | 63 | 46 | 15 | 2 |
1717 | You may want to move back, the ending's been giving me some trouble. | 1.3016 | 0.07379 | 63 | 48 | 11 | 4 |
1718 | I also adopted a dog, taught myself French, and learned to bake bread. | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
1719 | And for my next trick, I will hold down a full time job and home school our children during a pandemic... | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
1720 | Sorry, it's a nervous habit. | 1.3014 | 0.06948 | 73 | 56 | 12 | 5 |
1721 | Toss me a Ritalin, will you? | 1.3014 | 0.07216 | 73 | 57 | 10 | 6 |
1722 | You want fries with that? | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
1723 | Student, athlete, part-time worker, and your bride-to-be. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1724 | I was just bored one night and wanted to do something different. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1725 | When do we eat? | 1.3012 | 0.05349 | 83 | 59 | 23 | 1 |
1726 | No, this is the easy part. The mental load is the real challenge. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1727 | …and how was your day? Busy? | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
1728 | With everything I’m juggling right now, it’s just not a good time for me to start a new relationship. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1729 | But I hate long walks on the beach, guess we aren’t a match | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1730 | Is this what’s called a table show??? | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
1731 | Impressive act. But I need to hire someone who can do it blindfolded. | 1.3000 | 0.06409 | 90 | 70 | 13 | 7 |
1732 | Marriage therapy trust building exercise gone rogue. | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
1733 | I'm used to dating clowns. | 1.3000 | 0.06848 | 60 | 44 | 14 | 2 |
1734 | I picked theses tricks up during the first lockdown. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1735 | Now you do this backwards in high heels. | 1.3000 | 0.06409 | 90 | 70 | 13 | 7 |
1736 | #Cartoon Caption Contest " Listen, you were late, so I had a few cocktails". | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
1737 | I think we're getting the waiter's attention. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1738 | This is just easier than carrying our conversation. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1739 | When you mentioned your penchant for risky behavior, this wasn’t what I expected. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1740 | As you see I am ready to get married. | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
1741 | I’m not good at small talk but I have some cool motor skills ! | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1742 | Alright - you can multitask. I get it. | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
1743 | I'm really glad we're taking things slow. On the second date, I usually just disappear. | 1.2989 | 0.05451 | 87 | 63 | 22 | 2 |
1744 | Capturing a server’s attention shouldn’t be this hard | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1745 | For your safety,masks are encouraged. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1746 | But, honey, I want to try for a boy. | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1747 | Sorry if I seem a bit fidgety. I think it was the espresso. | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1748 | Make your own damn supper. | 1.2987 | 0.07175 | 77 | 61 | 9 | 7 |
1749 | I’m not quite ready to add in a relationship. | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1750 | These side hustles are really paying off | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1751 | This artistic interpretation of the last two years is spot on | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
1752 | I finally got you to put your phone away!! | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
1753 | Hi, I’m Kaylee and I’ll be your server tonight. | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
1754 | You’ll excuse me if I seem nervous, this is my first time speed dating. | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1755 | I'm sorry. I've only been talking about myself. What can you juggle | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1756 | You told me Carl that you wanted an entertaining dinner date . | 1.2976 | 0.05297 | 84 | 60 | 23 | 1 |
1757 | My last dating app match called our date "boring". That won't happen again ! | 1.2976 | 0.06511 | 84 | 65 | 13 | 6 |
1758 | On the 4th date, I do it with my top off! | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1759 | Just want to give you a heads up on the new menu! | 1.2976 | 0.06511 | 84 | 65 | 13 | 6 |
1760 | See? I can handle your baggage. | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1761 | I do this when I'm nervous. | 1.2973 | 0.05350 | 74 | 52 | 22 | 0 |
1762 | Darling, you watch way too much porn. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1763 | This is the juggling I had to do for our date tonight. | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
1764 | Of course we can have sex, but after some foreplay | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1765 | Now throw me your red flag | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1766 | Stick around for the late show when I juggle the politics of the vaccine and masks! | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
1767 | I am also caring for my aging parents and two kids. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1768 | See? I wasn't lying on tinder. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1769 | So what skills do YOU bring to the table? | 1.2969 | 0.06929 | 64 | 48 | 13 | 3 |
1770 | How’s this for spontaneous? | 1.2969 | 0.07612 | 64 | 50 | 9 | 5 |
1771 | So what did you learn during covid lock down? | 1.2969 | 0.06929 | 64 | 48 | 13 | 3 |
1772 | Yet I have trouble walking and chewing gum at the same time. Go figure. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1773 | Just so you know I'm capable of being a mom. | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
1774 | I heard vaccinations are dangerous!! | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1775 | Yes, I'll put on my mask. Gimme a sec... | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1776 | And so, we got divorced because my ex didn't fully appreciate my endless multi-tasking abilities... | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1777 | Your profile pic included an axe. | 1.2963 | 0.07124 | 81 | 65 | 8 | 8 |
1778 | Don't worry. We get workers comp. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1779 | I’m every woman. It’s all in me. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1780 | You had me at unicycle | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1781 | We're out of appetizers. | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
1782 | No red flags whatsoever. | 1.2958 | 0.07062 | 71 | 55 | 11 | 5 |
1783 | It helps me practice mindfulness. | 1.2958 | 0.05812 | 71 | 51 | 19 | 1 |
1784 | Susan had a most peculiar way of avoiding eye contact when meeting people. | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
1785 | If this doesn't get the waiter's attention, I don't know what will. | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
1786 | Oh my god, it’s nice to be able to relax for once. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
1787 | Do I have your attention yet, Peter? | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1788 | So this is why I'm a widow. | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1789 | This is a high risk lifestyle, yes, but I don't drink or do drugs. | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1790 | They've asked us to go back to the office, I'm trying to prepare myself | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1791 | This is bound to attract the attention of the waiter | 1.2951 | 0.06335 | 61 | 44 | 16 | 1 |
1792 | Welcome to the cruise ship entertainment for the unvaxed. | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1793 | The fortune cookie said, "I'd watch where you sit, if I were you"! | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1794 | If you're not going to drink that water, just throw it here. | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1795 | You’re hired! | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1796 | And he still did not tip. | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1797 | Alison I just feel like our sex life isn’t what it used to be | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1798 | Now your Tinder bio makes more sense | 1.2949 | 0.06854 | 78 | 61 | 11 | 6 |
1799 | Best first date - first impression ever, right? | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
1800 | I think you may have subscribed to the wrong online dating site. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1801 | This isn't what I meant by dinner and a show. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1802 | No, both my parents were accountants… | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1803 | I just picked it up yesterday during vacation from cooking our meals, raising our children and running a Fortune 500 company. | 1.2941 | 0.07276 | 68 | 53 | 10 | 5 |
1804 | No, this is my first try. Why do you ask? | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1805 | You're right, there's no good option if I mess up. | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
1806 | Where there's a wheel, there's a way. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1807 | They say you should start with just three objects and then work your way up | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1808 | Wow, I’m impressed your still sitting here. By know I usually lose my date….. one way or another. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1809 | When you are getting over your 30s and have been single, randomly dating for years, you know how to deal... 😎 | 1.2941 | 0.05948 | 68 | 49 | 18 | 1 |
1810 | No sir, this is Cirque du Solo. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1811 | And for my encore, I'll pretend like your life is interesting. | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
1812 | We have to entertain ourselves somehow since they stopped giving us crayons and placemats to draw on | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1813 | I’m guessing that you don’t know how to cook. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1814 | Ooops, can you be a dear and catch the power saw? | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
1815 | People are always surprise with how literal "juggling many things" is on my Tinder profile. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1816 | Try mansplaining this! | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
1817 | You always said you wanted something more exciting for dinner | 1.2931 | 0.06511 | 58 | 42 | 15 | 1 |
1818 | So continue mansplaining, what did you say I was doing wrong here? | 1.2931 | 0.07382 | 58 | 44 | 11 | 3 |
1819 | Floor show? That's so twentieth-century. | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1820 | I told you I have skills. I was being honest. | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1821 | Much easier than what I have to juggle everyday | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1822 | This relationship won't end well. | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1823 | Don’t worry, you know we women are multitaskers | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
1824 | I’ve been burned before. | 1.2923 | 0.06093 | 65 | 47 | 17 | 1 |
1825 | And this routine is called “Stay Six Feet Away” | 1.2923 | 0.07180 | 65 | 50 | 11 | 4 |
1826 | Been so long since I’ve been out on a date. Not sure what to do with my hands. | 1.2923 | 0.07507 | 65 | 51 | 9 | 5 |
1827 | My mother wanted me to take ballet. | 1.2921 | 0.05104 | 89 | 64 | 24 | 1 |
1828 | But Alice, it will never become an Olympic Event no matter how much you train for it." | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
1829 | Tell me this isn't a turn on! | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
1830 | It just makes conversation on a first date so much easier. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1831 | Hire me for a "trick"? No, sir. I perform feats. | 1.2917 | 0.06091 | 96 | 75 | 14 | 7 |
1832 | No. There's nothing you can help me with. | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
1833 | This is how I stayed sane during the lockdown | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
1834 | I'm sorry, it's been so long I've forgotten how to date normally | 1.2913 | 0.04887 | 127 | 96 | 25 | 6 |
1835 | I'm regretting this blind date. | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1836 | Don't you hate dating during the Olympics... | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1837 | I was hoping this might get a conversation going | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1838 | This is the only way I can make more than $15/hour. What do you think? | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1839 | I am listening. Go on. Finish telling me about your digital marketing management job. | 1.2911 | 0.07013 | 79 | 63 | 9 | 7 |
1840 | Since the divorce my life has been a circus. | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
1841 | I'm just A typical girl - multitastking, fun and sometimes dangerous | 1.2911 | 0.06777 | 79 | 62 | 11 | 6 |
1842 | That’s nice, so are you vaccinated? | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1843 | If I were you, I would be far more supportive! | 1.2907 | 0.06589 | 86 | 68 | 11 | 7 |
1844 | I asked for a jigger. | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1845 | ‘Life’ is all about choices, isn’t it? | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1846 | It's a lot easier now that the children are in pre-school. | 1.2907 | 0.05196 | 86 | 62 | 23 | 1 |
1847 | So instead of first-date small talk, I present you with this metaphor. | 1.2907 | 0.06589 | 86 | 68 | 11 | 7 |
1848 | It's not you—I've just got a lot going on right now. | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1849 | When you told me you were comfortable going maskless on our first date, I assumed you'd be cool with this. | 1.2903 | 0.06250 | 62 | 45 | 16 | 1 |
1850 | Never again will I order a deconstructed sambuca." | 1.2903 | 0.07046 | 62 | 47 | 12 | 3 |
1851 | Amuse-gueule? | 1.2903 | 0.07760 | 62 | 49 | 8 | 5 |
1852 | That's enough about me - now let's hear about you! | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1853 | I can't stand a guy who just sits there. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1854 | What does it take to impress you?! | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
1855 | Career, marriage? No problem. What can you do?" | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
1856 | They said not to try it at home. | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1857 | Finally time to relax and enjoy a nice- did I change the batteries in the smoke alarm? Are the kids signed up for fall league? Does the tree next to the house need cut back? | 1.2899 | 0.07473 | 69 | 55 | 8 | 6 |
1858 | The dangers of indoor dining | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1859 | Do you want to talk about Covid. climate change or gun control? I can even discuss all three at once!!! | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
1860 | Your new antipasto skewers will be out in three minutes. Sorry I dropped your first order. On the plus side, I did not drop the chainsaw. | 1.2895 | 0.06963 | 76 | 60 | 10 | 6 |
1861 | Did I mention I’m an overachiever? | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1862 | My day was a bit of a challenge. How was yours? | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
1863 | Does it make up for the fact I'm not much of a cook? | 1.2895 | 0.05869 | 76 | 56 | 18 | 2 |
1864 | See? If you’re vaccinated, dining out during COVID is perfectly safe! | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
1865 | my boyfriend cuts my bangs | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1866 | When I said I fancied something different tonight I was thing more 'Chinese' | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1867 | You wanted an entertaining woman, well here you go sir! | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1868 | It's how I handle first date jitters. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1869 | Student debt be damned, a degree from Clown College still has its perks. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1870 | Don’t worry, you’re next. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1871 | No. I haven't gotten my Covid vaccine. How'd you know? | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
1872 | I can easily make it a table for one. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
1873 | I’d show you our dessert menu, but I’m more focused on not cutting myself right now. Also, I don’t work here. And this isn’t a restaurant | 1.2881 | 0.07273 | 59 | 45 | 11 | 3 |
1874 | Can you tell I went to Montessori school? | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
1875 | My last boyfriend accused me of being a show-off. | 1.2879 | 0.06017 | 66 | 48 | 17 | 1 |
1876 | I told you, I can do it all! | 1.2879 | 0.07406 | 66 | 52 | 9 | 5 |
1877 | I did promise you dinner and a show. | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
1878 | No, of course I love your work stories” | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
1879 | When the interviewer asked about multitasking, he was both impressed and concerned with the job applicant. | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
1880 | Dropping the ball is the least of my worries. | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
1881 | I normally don’t do this ‘till the third date | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
1882 | You say your family is like a three ring circus, so naturally I’ll fit right in. | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
1883 | So how hard can it be to bring two waters? | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
1884 | Public safety? What about my freedom? If others are afraid of my dangerous and irresponsible behavior they should just stay home. | 1.2877 | 0.07162 | 73 | 58 | 9 | 6 |
1885 | Is this casual enough for you? | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1886 | I don’t think so. What’s ADHD? | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1887 | This is what the New Normal looks like for me. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1888 | Now toss me the glass of gasoline. | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
1889 | …when I said “Table for one”, I know I didn’t mean “one wheel”…. | 1.2857 | 0.05502 | 77 | 56 | 20 | 1 |
1890 | Juggler? No, I'm an executive assistant | 1.2857 | 0.07977 | 63 | 51 | 6 | 6 |
1891 | I'm having a Barnum and Bailey moment. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
1892 | Consider yourself lucky that this isn’t a blind date. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1893 | It started with a rainy Saturday and three tennis balls. | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
1894 | My therapist said I needed a substitute for getting into dangerous relationships. | 1.2857 | 0.06683 | 84 | 67 | 10 | 7 |
1895 | My mother did this with one hand behind her back. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1896 | Her profile writer did a great job, but failed to mention a few things. | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
1897 | Of course I can handle the Presidency! | 1.2857 | 0.07650 | 63 | 50 | 8 | 5 |
1898 | Single parent... how'd you guess? | 1.2857 | 0.06603 | 56 | 41 | 14 | 1 |
1899 | No, it's my first time. Why? | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
1900 | I'm not bored! Keep telling your story. | 1.2857 | 0.08341 | 56 | 45 | 6 | 5 |
1901 | I suppose the vaccine did help me regain my old work-life balance. | 1.2857 | 0.05737 | 63 | 45 | 18 | 0 |
1902 | ...Murphy's Law? | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1903 | First impressions are everything these days. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1904 | Yeah but can you sleep with the TV on? | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1905 | It’s not you, I’m just juggling a lot at work right now… | 1.2857 | 0.05737 | 63 | 45 | 18 | 0 |
1906 | I feel like a circus act, since I keep dating clowns. | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
1907 | Mom life | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1908 | How it feels to make small talk during a worldwide pandemic | 1.2857 | 0.06948 | 63 | 48 | 12 | 3 |
1909 | Trying to find the work/life balance post COVID | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 91 | 66 | 24 | 1 |
1910 | I wonder what her underwear looks like… | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1911 | It’s hard to get the waiter’s attention in this place. | 1.2843 | 0.05808 | 102 | 80 | 15 | 7 |
1912 | Does this help you understand what I mean by carrying the 'mental load'? | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
1913 | What do you like to do for fun? | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
1914 | Well, it was really easy to get started... | 1.2840 | 0.06628 | 81 | 64 | 11 | 6 |
1915 | Your profile said unvaccinated, so I thought you'd like danger | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1916 | "Are you asking a how question or a why question?" | 1.2840 | 0.06857 | 81 | 65 | 9 | 7 |
1917 | The pandemic gave me a lot of time to explore who I really am. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1918 | I watched Tiger King, baked a lot of bread and then just basically worked on doing this. | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1919 | You had me at hello. | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
1920 | ... so, Billy, just imagine what I might be capable of on our third date. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
1921 | Most of my hobbies are metaphors. | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
1922 | It's only fair you wash the dishes | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
1923 | For my next act, hand me our kids and my career. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
1924 | It’s the only way to get our waiter’s attention. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
1925 | Proving every word of her online dating profile was true. | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
1926 | And you thought I couldn't juggle time for this | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
1927 | Well, it all started with balancing drinks on a tray. | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
1928 | I’ll show you how to get a waiter’s attention. | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
1929 | During the pandemic, Marjorie tried to make every meal, as entertaining as possible! | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
1930 | Great. But can you dance backwards in heals? | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
1931 | And I bring home the bacon too | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
1932 | I’m also a PhD. | 1.2836 | 0.07307 | 67 | 53 | 9 | 5 |
1933 | Staying home for a year was awesome! | 1.2826 | 0.06245 | 92 | 73 | 12 | 7 |
1934 | Since when was work and life not enough? | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1935 | Sorry, I get a little nervous on dates | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1936 | Sorry, I thought you said “tricks”. Yes, your bread sticks will be out shortly. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1937 | . I really have to get more selective on Tinder. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1938 | Aside from this, I also juggle work, school and dating. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1939 | I’d like to mention that two of the three items I’m juggling are yours. Imagine that!” | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
1940 | If you like this, wait until you take me out on date no. 2! | 1.2821 | 0.06803 | 78 | 62 | 10 | 6 |
1941 | Trust me, this was way sexier on zoom | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1942 | For our first date I thought I would give you a preview of my love language. | 1.2821 | 0.06803 | 78 | 62 | 10 | 6 |
1943 | I think you finally caught our waiter's attention. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1944 | You ain't got the balls to do what I do! | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1945 | You forgot to start up the chainsaw | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1946 | Don’t worry, they’ve all been sanitized! | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1947 | This is easy, but adding a baby will be tough. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
1948 | It was this or learning to bake bread | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
1949 | So, tell me a little about yourself. | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
1950 | When he tells you to get off your phone and entertain him | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
1951 | Yes, I CAN bring you another glass of water... | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1952 | It helps me stay centered. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
1953 | This is what I bring to the table. | 1.2812 | 0.07206 | 64 | 50 | 10 | 4 |
1954 | For my Olympic torch relay tryout,shall I juggle another ball and buzzsaw too,or just pop a wheelie on this unicycle as-is? | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
1955 | Wow, I see you put your pandemic lockdown to good use. I read a lot. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
1956 | To be honest, I’m not too worried about COVID. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
1957 | On the whole, this is less dangerous than living in Florida or Texas. | 1.2812 | 0.07542 | 64 | 51 | 8 | 5 |
1958 | This metaphor is surprisingly specific. | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
1959 | Juggling this crap is a snap after years of balancing career, kids, relationships and self-care." | 1.2812 | 0.07864 | 64 | 52 | 6 | 6 |
1960 | It's a metaphor for "me too". | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
1961 | In my spare time? Not much. You? | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
1962 | What’s your superpower? | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
1963 | I guess I'm still OK with doing all the work in this relationship. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1964 | And what are you bringing to the table? | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1965 | I'm what they call a 'multi-tasker.' | 1.2807 | 0.07818 | 57 | 45 | 8 | 4 |
1966 | You should see me handle a husband, two kids and a full-time job! | 1.2807 | 0.06970 | 57 | 43 | 12 | 2 |
1967 | Would you like me to sit on your lap and do this? | 1.2807 | 0.06505 | 57 | 42 | 14 | 1 |
1968 | This part is easy. Now watch me remove the tablecloth without spilling your drink. | 1.2807 | 0.07818 | 57 | 45 | 8 | 4 |
1969 | So I’d like to think I used quarantine to explore and perfect my hobbies. | 1.2807 | 0.07818 | 57 | 45 | 8 | 4 |
1970 | So, what do you do in your free time? | 1.2807 | 0.07818 | 57 | 45 | 8 | 4 |
1971 | You don't exactly look like your profile picture, either. | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
1972 | Believe it or not, this is still way easier than trying to fit grad school classes into my schedule. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1973 | Because if I used two wheels, Dan, I'd obviously be multi-tasking. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1974 | Your spare ribs can be flamed broiled or sliced very thin. What will it be, sir? | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1975 | After the pandemic, table dancing was never the same again | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1976 | Compared to not getting vaccinated, this is no-risk. | 1.2800 | 0.06990 | 75 | 60 | 9 | 6 |
1977 | They told me you go for the juggler. | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
1978 | This is asking a lot for $7.25 an hour. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1979 | The roast is going to take a little longer than I thought. | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
1980 | I guess a BJ is out of the question. | 1.2800 | 0.06990 | 75 | 60 | 9 | 6 |
1981 | So do you still believe I can't juggle marriage to you, children and a job at the same time? | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
1982 | I'm impressed. Most guys would've left after the bowling ball. | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
1983 | But can you fold a fitted sheet? | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1984 | What does a girl have to do to get a drink around here? | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
1985 | Picking up the glass is the hardest part. | 1.2794 | 0.07211 | 68 | 54 | 9 | 5 |
1986 | Can you go get the baby?" | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
1987 | Could you order me a salad? | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1988 | My dating profile did say that I juggle a lot of responsibilities | 1.2794 | 0.05869 | 68 | 50 | 17 | 1 |
1989 | I always try to impress on a first date. | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
1990 | Is this adventurous enough for you, Mark? | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
1991 | My previous date said that I was selling myself short." | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1992 | What's a gal gotta do to get some service around here? | 1.2791 | 0.05139 | 86 | 63 | 22 | 1 |
1993 | I’ve been using this time to build up the Other Skills section of my resume. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1994 | I bowled a bit in high school, and I have to say, you’re throwing the ball completely wrong. | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
1995 | Thanks, but on the other hand, I don’t cook and I’m terrible in bed. | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
1996 | Can any of your other dates do this? | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
1997 | Helen is happy to show off why she came in 26th on America's Got Talent. | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
1998 | So what hobbies did you pick up during lockdown? | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
1999 | You really should be wearing a mask. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
2000 | I'm not usually this outgoing on a first date. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2001 | I'd like to see the waitstaff at Eleven Madison Park try this! | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
2002 | If this doesn’t get our waiter’s attention, nothing will.” | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2003 | Please help me by taking your drink off of the table without spilling it. | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
2004 | Tomorrow, it's all about walking and chewing gum at the same time. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
2005 | For the third time this week, Jeremy questioned the validity of online dating. | 1.2785 | 0.06726 | 79 | 63 | 10 | 6 |
2006 | I think the pandemic helped us all realize that life is too short to waste so much talent. | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
2007 | Yeah but do you know the difference between there, their, and they’re | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
2008 | My profile does say “I love entertaining” ! | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
2009 | It's nothing special. Every woman does this. | 1.2778 | 0.06326 | 90 | 72 | 11 | 7 |
2010 | Every accountant learns this little trick in order to get “certified”! | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
2011 | Funny, I’ve never dated a guy who drinks. | 1.2778 | 0.07199 | 54 | 41 | 11 | 2 |
2012 | I thought you were joking on your bumble profile... | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2013 | What gives you the idea that I don't want to discuss politics? | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2014 | Let me know when I can stop multi-tasking. | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
2015 | Maybe go back to watching a little more HDTV and a little less TicTok? | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2016 | I'm a mom. It's part of the training. | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
2017 | I can also juggle my career ambitions and motherhood. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2018 | When my bio said I wanted the whole package, I didn’t mean this | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
2019 | I told you I learned some new skills during COVID!! | 1.2778 | 0.05672 | 72 | 53 | 18 | 1 |
2020 | Aaaand you’re still in love with your ex, aren’t you? | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
2021 | I actually hate the circus, clowns are creepy | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2022 | Tom supposed Jane's ability to multitask was impressive but he remained steadfast in his belief that it was better to focus on one task at a time: right now, for example, wondering when dinner was going to be served. | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
2023 | It was either this or have twins. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2024 | I like to take chances when I dine out. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2025 | Wow! Women really CAN do it all! | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2026 | I'm not comfortable carrying serving plates. | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
2027 | He's thinking -- how can we be compatible? She's asking -- what's your new trick? | 1.2769 | 0.07438 | 65 | 52 | 8 | 5 |
2028 | First date expectations. | 1.2769 | 0.07108 | 65 | 51 | 10 | 4 |
2029 | You don't get a second chance at a first impression. | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
2030 | Red Flag? No no, it's a torch. | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
2031 | I always enjoy our quiet dinners without the kids. | 1.2769 | 0.05593 | 65 | 47 | 18 | 0 |
2032 | Start the chainsaw and I'll be impressed. | 1.2769 | 0.07438 | 65 | 52 | 8 | 5 |
2033 | And all you're concerned about is can I cook? | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2034 | I love you, I love you not. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2035 | It's for Instagram. I'll be done in a sec. | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
2036 | Would you like to hear our specials? | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
2037 | Do you want to split the bill, fire the waiter or have a ball? | 1.2763 | 0.06908 | 76 | 61 | 9 | 6 |
2038 | ' Why do you always say I need too much attention?' | 1.2763 | 0.05493 | 76 | 56 | 19 | 1 |
2039 | I cleaned out the garage. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2040 | How’s your share of the ‘mental load’ holding up there, honey? | 1.2763 | 0.06908 | 76 | 61 | 9 | 6 |
2041 | That’s not that hard, it’s just like the gig economy. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2042 | Your profile said you ‘loved being surprised.’ | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2043 | It's called being a mom Scott. | 1.2759 | 0.07293 | 58 | 45 | 10 | 3 |
2044 | My last boyfriend was a total clown. | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
2045 | This is easy. Dating again is hard. | 1.2759 | 0.07293 | 58 | 45 | 10 | 3 |
2046 | So you learned to speak Italian during lockdown? I’m impressed! | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2047 | Not what I had in mind when you said dinner and a show. | 1.2759 | 0.07293 | 58 | 45 | 10 | 3 |
2048 | I meant "I'm tired of dating clowns" literally | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
2049 | You said you wanted to meet a women who could multitask. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2050 | That’s what I call multitasking! | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2051 | And what was it you said to the cute waitress? | 1.2755 | 0.05942 | 98 | 78 | 13 | 7 |
2052 | Let’s play my new version of “rock, paper, scissors.” | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
2053 | We ran out of the amuse-bouche. | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2054 | Can you figure out what’s for dinner tonight? I’m really juggling a lot right now. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2055 | And I do circumcisions as well! | 1.2754 | 0.07117 | 69 | 55 | 9 | 5 |
2056 | We get it, being a woman is hard! | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2057 | This is bowling ball flambe. The chainsaw is just a garnish. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2058 | And voila! Here comes the waiter. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2059 | Yes, yes but where’s my dinner? | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2060 | The chef tells me we are all out of hatchets. | 1.2754 | 0.07117 | 69 | 55 | 9 | 5 |
2061 | I’m just looking to settle down, how about you? | 1.2754 | 0.07117 | 69 | 55 | 9 | 5 |
2062 | Can you start up the chainsaw for me? | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2063 | My life is a circus right now. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
2064 | Please wear a mask" | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2065 | Go ahead, I don't need a pad. I can remember your order as well. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
2066 | Just practicing for my future career once the kids go off to college. | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
2067 | Why should males have all the courtship rituals? | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
2068 | It's OK. I did my own research, so I know I'm safe. | 1.2742 | 0.07333 | 62 | 49 | 9 | 4 |
2069 | This is a tough sobriety test. | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
2070 | 'Good thing the glass is half-empty' | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
2071 | I usually get my tips for leaving | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2072 | But honey, didn't we agree that cobras bring in the cash — could you juggle a fourth? | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
2073 | And if I like you, you can replace the bowling ball | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2074 | The daily specials are grilled sawfish, roasted meatballs, and flaming sausages. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2075 | Are you always this nervous on a first date? | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2076 | You should see what I can do with two balls. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2077 | Darn! I broke a nail! | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2078 | I have 3 jobs, where do you work? | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2079 | They said this would be a five scar experience | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2080 | You know, the usual. | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2081 | Ok, so now what's YOUR top reason most of your first dates don't go well? | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2082 | No one should eat alone. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2083 | I can see you're more of a risk taker on a first date. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2084 | The first and last time Mary performed her “abstract of our marriage” routine | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2085 | I’m trying to get the waiter’s attention. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2086 | I haven't missed in days. | 1.2727 | 0.05931 | 66 | 49 | 16 | 1 |
2087 | They can't find waiters, but juggling unicyclists are a dime a dozen. | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
2088 | I meant career and children. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2089 | Wait until you see my sword swallowing skills | 1.2727 | 0.07337 | 66 | 53 | 8 | 5 |
2090 | But having a child? I don't think so. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2091 | Why are you so surprised? My profile says I can juggle a lot of things at once. | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
2092 | We also have milder menu items if you prefer something less spicy. | 1.2727 | 0.06061 | 55 | 40 | 15 | 0 |
2093 | It's not nearly as dangerous as dining here without a mask. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2094 | Cirque du Soleil said no and Cirque la table said yes | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2095 | I feel like the only thing I DON’T have to do in this relationship is jump through hoops. | 1.2727 | 0.07337 | 66 | 53 | 8 | 5 |
2096 | This is how I prepare for balancing marriage, children and my career. | 1.2727 | 0.05888 | 99 | 79 | 13 | 7 |
2097 | Our relationship hangs in the balance. If I drop the flame, its fired up. If I drop the blade, its severed. If I drop the ball, its your choice. | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2098 | Maybe I should move my drink. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2099 | Tenderize, sear and cut your steak. I do it all. | 1.2727 | 0.07337 | 66 | 53 | 8 | 5 |
2100 | If I'm careful, you'll only feel it in your wallet. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2101 | This type of juggling is more satisfying as it requires less balls. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2102 | I'm still just working as a server but haven't settled on a career yet. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2103 | Sooo what are your quarantine hobbies? | 1.2727 | 0.06827 | 77 | 62 | 9 | 6 |
2104 | Millennial retirement options. | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
2105 | Now pass me the tablecloth | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
2106 | I can't wait 'till we're doing lap dances again either. | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
2107 | Now comes the tricky part! | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2108 | The category is movie titles. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2109 | When I’m not lumberjacking, bowling or chasing off Frankenstein, I occasionally like to unicycle on tabletops. Also, did I mention I can suck a golfball through a garden hose? | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2110 | Now, if you’ll just hand me your glass… | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2111 | Are you ADD? | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2112 | I'm also generating electricity with this wheel! | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2113 | My therapist says I need to work on my work-life balance. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2114 | Bruce, tell me about your hobbies | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2115 | And this is my interpretation of dating in one's thirties. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2116 | They call it 'Serve Du Soleil.' | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2117 | And did I mention I have a four year old and a very demanding job? | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2118 | NOW will you marry me? | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2119 | Brad, we have to talk. I can’t juggle this all by myself. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2120 | ...and the chainsaw represents your mother. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2121 | And imagine what I can do in the bedroom. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2122 | Just figured I would get a jumpstart on your Mother's visit | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2123 | Still easier than understanding covid regulations. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2124 | After teaching during COVID I just really wanted a challenge | 1.2714 | 0.07315 | 70 | 57 | 7 | 6 |
2125 | My last relationship was a real circus. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2126 | The cat didn’t fair too well, but I think I have it down. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2127 | I’ll be here all night folks! But you may not be. | 1.2712 | 0.06318 | 59 | 44 | 14 | 1 |
2128 | Is that it? | 1.2712 | 0.07580 | 59 | 47 | 8 | 4 |
2129 | Don't worry. I have a Ph.D. in English lit. This is just a side job. | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
2130 | You might want to move to another table... | 1.2712 | 0.07580 | 59 | 47 | 8 | 4 |
2131 | Why didn't you just tell me you were busy? I would have gladly made the reservation. | 1.2712 | 0.06765 | 59 | 45 | 12 | 2 |
2132 | My Mother fixed us up, right. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2133 | But I really want to know, what are your interests? | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2134 | Do you have a menu? | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2135 | When did you learn how to ride a unicycle? | 1.2706 | 0.06348 | 85 | 68 | 11 | 6 |
2136 | This way we don't need small talk | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2137 | Eating indoors wasn't risky enough, babe. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2138 | I’ll have to juggle some things around, but I think I can fit you in for dinner. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2139 | I love when low brow and high brow dinning blend together. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2140 | When? I have a lot of things going on these days. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2141 | I was going to take up the guitar. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2142 | A great meal is all about the presentation.” | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2143 | You mentioned your divorce. Was that hard? | 1.2703 | 0.05543 | 74 | 55 | 18 | 1 |
2144 | Starting wage is only $12.50 for waitstaff, but the signing bonus, insurance, and 401k match are totally worth it | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2145 | Teaching in 2021 | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2146 | I also learned how to use a sourdough starter. What have you been up to? | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
2147 | …and those are today’s specials. Don’t worry about tipping - I already get almost $3 an hour to be your server, healthcare tracer, therapist and object of affection. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2148 | This gets a lot easier after you've been married a few times. | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2149 | - It´s really easy without the mask | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2150 | Damn! Your waitressing test is a bitch! | 1.2698 | 0.07906 | 63 | 52 | 5 | 6 |
2151 | I do this naked on my only fans | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2152 | I tried a fidget spinner... | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2153 | I think the waiter has finally noticed us. | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2154 | I call this one The Fragile Male Ego. | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2155 | don't worry, I'll make sure no one gets within 6 feet of us | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2156 | Despite Debbie's impressive deflection skills, Dan STILL noticed the pimple on her nose. | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2157 | I was gonna give you 20% anyway | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2158 | I minored in Philosophy. | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2159 | If you help me, I'll have time to make dinner | 1.2698 | 0.06074 | 63 | 47 | 15 | 1 |
2160 | This is easy. Juggling motherhood and a career, that's hard! | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2161 | I was being polite when I asked, 'What do you do for fun.' | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2162 | Sorry, I just don’t have time to juggle a relationship right now. | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2163 | Once upon a time, a simple dinner was enough! | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2164 | Would you like to hear today's specials? | 1.2697 | 0.06543 | 89 | 73 | 8 | 8 |
2165 | Learned it online. There was nothing else to do. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2166 | Besides this, I got an A- in Econometrics at Yale last semester. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2167 | Juggling life while living close to the edge | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2168 | Yes, of course I would love to hear your uninformed opinion about juggling as a modern profession. Do tell. | 1.2692 | 0.07823 | 52 | 41 | 8 | 3 |
2169 | How about a ham and sliced cheese sandwich! | 1.2692 | 0.07823 | 52 | 41 | 8 | 3 |
2170 | So, my therapist said: "you need to step out of your comfort zone" | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2171 | The last time I slipped, I took a guy’s arm off. So now I only cycle on tablecloths. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2172 | See? I told you it was better than sex. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2173 | This is me overcompensating. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2174 | I’m just saying, women are every bit as capable as men, maybe even more so! | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2175 | The chef just quit and I'm supposed to entertain you until we find a replacement | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2176 | Is there any wine left? | 1.2687 | 0.07238 | 67 | 54 | 8 | 5 |
2177 | If you like this, then you'll love the play I've been writing. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2178 | So this is what you meant when you said you’re always juggling things. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2179 | But what I’m really passionate about is marketing. | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2180 | No, please tell me more about your frat days, Steve. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2181 | I think you misheard me Janet, I wanted to try something more risqué | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2182 | I agree, most dating app profiles don’t let you include a lot of information about yourself | 1.2687 | 0.07238 | 67 | 54 | 8 | 5 |
2183 | Honey pick one to die with | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2184 | Indoor dining again does have challenges | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2185 | I hope you're not intimidated by girls that fool around on the first date. | 1.2683 | 0.06504 | 82 | 66 | 10 | 6 |
2186 | Impress your first date with dinner and a show | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2187 | Tell me again how you managed to run the dishwasher? | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2188 | My mom said I'd never get a job with an English degree. Wait till she sees this! | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2189 | Look ma, no man! | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2190 | I forgot to mention this in my Tinder profile | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2191 | Go on—you have my full, divided attention. | 1.2679 | 0.06974 | 56 | 43 | 11 | 2 |
2192 | time to die white boy!!!! | 1.2679 | 0.08254 | 56 | 46 | 5 | 5 |
2193 | I have nothing to add, Billy | 1.2679 | 0.07425 | 56 | 44 | 9 | 3 |
2194 | Ok, hop in here. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2195 | Look. I'd make a great mother. | 1.2676 | 0.05659 | 71 | 53 | 17 | 1 |
2196 | So what do you for pleasure? | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2197 | Yeah, I juggle a job, an ex and a 5 yr/old | 1.2676 | 0.06937 | 71 | 57 | 9 | 5 |
2198 | If you've got the bread, I've got the circus. | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2199 | I'd drop everything to be with you. | 1.2676 | 0.06937 | 71 | 57 | 9 | 5 |
2200 | And this is just what I did at work before noon, Sweetie... | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2201 | I wonder if she’s vaccinated? | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2202 | This is how I relax after juggling work, kids and marriage all day. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2203 | I’m not vaccinated either. mary ann pettorini | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2204 | Could you pass the salt, babe? | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2205 | So yes, I’ll be able to stay on top of things while juggling career and family, no problem... | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2206 | Compared to housework, the kids, and my job, this is easy. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
2207 | Glad it’s not a lap dance. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2208 | Want to play chainsaw fire ball? | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
2209 | Not only that, I'm high as a kite on crystal meth! | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2210 | Wanna play? It’s kinda like rock, paper, scissors. Or, you can offer to pay for my dinner. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2211 | Yeah. You choose not to vaccinate or wear a mask. So this is my choice, Bob. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2212 | Well, she seems nice...but ever since that situation with Mary, Donna, and Susan, I've tried to stay away from juggling women. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
2213 | Do you get nervous on first dates too? | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2214 | So,what do you do for a living? | 1.2667 | 0.05480 | 75 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
2215 | We need to talk about logistics before next week. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
2216 | See? The lockdown wasn't all bad. I used it to perfect my act! | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2217 | I work with a bunch of clowns | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2218 | ...and after THAT, I finished nursing little Charlie, changed him for the third time this, finally got him to nap in time for the nanny to arrive, and made my Board of Directors meeting in the nick of time! And you? | 1.2667 | 0.07835 | 60 | 49 | 6 | 5 |
2219 | I never do this on the first date. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2220 | And, can you believe it, we have no cover charge. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2221 | One drawback: If I slip, I usually don’t get a tip. | 1.2667 | 0.06932 | 75 | 61 | 8 | 6 |
2222 | Just when you thought it was safe to dine out. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
2223 | They say I’m too intelligent to find a mate, so I’m dumbing it down for you. | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2224 | This is what motherhood means to me…So, you still want to have kids? | 1.2667 | 0.05940 | 105 | 86 | 10 | 9 |
2225 | The things we do for love | 1.2667 | 0.06229 | 60 | 45 | 14 | 1 |
2226 | You really undersold the juggling part on your dating profile. | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2227 | This should assuage any concerns you may have if I can also juggle work, marriage and motherhood. | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
2228 | You thought I wouldn't 'make a scene'. huh? | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2229 | Staff have been developing new entertainment during the Covid shut down. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2230 | After home schooling three kids during the pandemic, this is nothing | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2231 | I'm also very fertile. | 1.2658 | 0.06909 | 79 | 65 | 7 | 7 |
2232 | 'From my juggling to your jugular' | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2233 | But your profile said you loved living dangerously. | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2234 | You know not wearing a mask is risky behavior. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2235 | I'll have what she's having. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2236 | "I'm looking for excitement. So what is it you do?" | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2237 | I'd love to have a drink with you, but my hands are full at the moment. | 1.2656 | 0.07468 | 64 | 52 | 7 | 5 |
2238 | Well I’m glad you could make it tonight, I know you’re juggling a lot. | 1.2656 | 0.07468 | 64 | 52 | 7 | 5 |
2239 | But enough about me, what do you do? | 1.2656 | 0.05994 | 64 | 48 | 15 | 1 |
2240 | According to the CDC, this is safer than dining indoors without a mask. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2241 | If this doesn’t make you swipe right, I don’t know what will. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2242 | BALL and CHAIN, Honey!! " Can you MATCH that?? | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2243 | Have you finished with your glass? | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2244 | Tomorrow I'm going to add the kitchen sink. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2245 | Of course I can get you a cup of coffee. I am a mom during Covid! | 1.2651 | 0.06433 | 83 | 67 | 10 | 6 |
2246 | This is so much easier than being a mom during a pandemic. | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
2247 | The Center for Disease Control and Prevention recommends wearing masks when dining out. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2248 | I wanted to make good use of my time! | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2249 | I'm personally insecure, so I lead with my hobbies. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2250 | I don't watch movies. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2251 | I like to stay active. | 1.2647 | 0.07141 | 68 | 55 | 8 | 5 |
2252 | First dates are so revealing. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2253 | If you think THIS is impressive, you should see me juggle work and family and friends and exercise and me time | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2254 | Oooh, You juggle. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2255 | If you will help me around the house, dear, I promise to stop multitasking! | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2256 | For my next trick,I will avoid Covid without the use of masks or vaccines | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2257 | Well is it yes or no, will you marry me?" | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2258 | I like to dazzle on the first date. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2259 | What did you expect for a 3 dollar cover charge? | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2260 | Now, carefully, toss me your glass there. | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
2261 | There is a reason we're called the Last Supper Inn. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2262 | I was once diagnosed with ADD but I don’t see it | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2263 | I don’t want to go blind on this date | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2264 | And I can watch TV without scrolling on my phone. | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
2265 | I'm always nervous on a first date. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2266 | Every day she gets a little bit more like her mother. | 1.2632 | 0.07726 | 57 | 46 | 7 | 4 |
2267 | Given what they've added recently, this could be a competitive event in Paris, 2024. | 1.2632 | 0.06395 | 57 | 43 | 13 | 1 |
2268 | Since you don't seem to think my excellent credit rating, diversified portfolio, and IQ higher than my weight are good enough ... | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2269 | Absolutely, I'm ready to start a family. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2270 | Much later, Al realized that the Assertiveness Trainer said "go for the jugular". | 1.2632 | 0.07726 | 57 | 46 | 7 | 4 |
2271 | This is my idea of the perfect work-life balance! | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2272 | Why do you believe you're the right fit for this position? | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2273 | I told you I'm juggling a lot right now | 1.2632 | 0.06395 | 57 | 43 | 13 | 1 |
2274 | You order. I have trouble making a decision. | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
2275 | Wait until you see me do it backwards and in high heels. | 1.2632 | 0.05419 | 76 | 57 | 18 | 1 |
2276 | If you catch one, it’s yours to keep. | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
2277 | What did you learn during lock down? | 1.2632 | 0.06849 | 76 | 62 | 8 | 6 |
2278 | Did I mention I am also a member of Mensa. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2279 | You might want to scoot back a bit. | 1.2632 | 0.06395 | 57 | 43 | 13 | 1 |
2280 | This should tell you that I, as a wife, won't struggle with juggling between work and family. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2281 | Yes, that's incredibly impressive - but I just asked for more water | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2282 | Honey, I didn’t know this is what you meant when you said you’re juggling so many things at once | 1.2632 | 0.05884 | 57 | 42 | 15 | 0 |
2283 | Now do you think I’m better fit for the job than Jerry? | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2284 | The name is “Jackie of all trades”! | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
2285 | By not wearing a mask you're putting yourself in grave danger. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2286 | Juggling your kids was too easy,so I traded them in. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2287 | Sarah...I'm seeing other people. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2288 | Too much for a first date? | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2289 | Have I been watching TikTok? Why do you ask? | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2290 | This is a lot easier than juggling my three boyfriends! | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2291 | Don't worry, it's a rubber ball. | 1.2623 | 0.06141 | 61 | 46 | 14 | 1 |
2292 | Going for that second date. | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2293 | Coffee? Do I look like I need coffee? | 1.2623 | 0.06974 | 61 | 48 | 10 | 3 |
2294 | I wasn’t aware we were meant to show off our skills… | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2295 | I started with a tricycle and worked my way down one wheel at a time. | 1.2623 | 0.07356 | 61 | 49 | 8 | 4 |
2296 | This is a bit awkward, Sarah. What I said was, “would you be willing to snuggle with me on our date tonight?” | 1.2623 | 0.07718 | 61 | 50 | 6 | 5 |
2297 | To answer your question, this is why I brought a chainsaw. | 1.2623 | 0.07356 | 61 | 49 | 8 | 4 |
2298 | This is me ordering the tableside special. | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2299 | I have to juggle so many things while you just sit there and don't help. | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2300 | Please don’t make a scene. | 1.2623 | 0.06141 | 61 | 46 | 14 | 1 |
2301 | You really should be wearing a mask while doing that. | 1.2623 | 0.06141 | 61 | 46 | 14 | 1 |
2302 | Order me something light. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
2303 | I'm not usually this manipulative. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2304 | Children, career, housewife...piece of cake! | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
2305 | Yeah, but I only won a bronze. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2306 | The singer waiters were banned due to Covid | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2307 | ...And best of all,I don't check my phone at the table anymore. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2308 | Okay. Now sing the national anthem backwards. | 1.2615 | 0.07363 | 65 | 53 | 7 | 5 |
2309 | I'm busy multi-tasking, Kevin. YOU go make dinner, feed the kids, feed the cat and dog, do the laundry and clean the house. | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2310 | I learned a lot of new skills during quarantine. But enough about me… | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2311 | I know you requested a table dance but don't you find this far more entertaining? | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2312 | Now your turn, Truth or Dare? | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2313 | I don’t see this going anywhere | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2314 | Can you ask the server for a knife? | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2315 | And this kids is the story of how I met your mother | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2316 | You don't need to prove yourself to me dear, I know ypu are a multasker | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2317 | ‘Okay quick, throw me a kid’ | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2318 | Is it possible to just get a hamburger? | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2319 | Could you pass the salt? | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2320 | Swipe right already. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2321 | Toss me the glass on the count of three. Careful not to extinguish the torch. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2322 | Wish you had swiped left? | 1.2609 | 0.07048 | 69 | 56 | 8 | 5 |
2323 | Remember: light before ball except only after saw. Now, repeat after me.. | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2324 | You said you wanted the special? | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2325 | All selected to go with the Khachaturian soundtrack. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2326 | What else can you do? | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2327 | Welcome to Cirque du diner! | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2328 | You said you wanted a magical evening. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2329 | ‘Honey, that’s not what I meant when I said “get the waiter’s attention”.’ | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2330 | So I've been hearing lately that rather than food, the most important in restaurants is the experience | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
2331 | Are you sure this is the way we used to date before the pandemics? | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2332 | ‘Yes dear, but why aren’t you wearing that dress I like?’ | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2333 | Beth, the vaccine only protects you from covid | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2334 | Let’s play 2020! | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
2335 | My latest review said I need to take more chances. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2336 | I trust that you will never again complain about my small talk. | 1.2603 | 0.07041 | 73 | 60 | 7 | 6 |
2337 | And by the way, honey, I'm pregnant." | 1.2603 | 0.06765 | 73 | 59 | 9 | 5 |
2338 | I told you I was an entertaining date." | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2339 | All my decisions are up in the air. | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2340 | First date: “So what grade do you teach?” | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2341 | So I’m thinking I can handle this delta variant after all | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2342 | My dad says I overcompensate for not being an ivy league graduate. Mom just says:" You go, girl.' Uh....Do you ever find yourself going too far to impress people you are meeting for the first time? | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2343 | Sorry just some first date jitters | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
2344 | I figure if we can gamble on masks .. | 1.2597 | 0.06768 | 77 | 63 | 8 | 6 |
2345 | Now hand me the kids. | 1.2597 | 0.07016 | 77 | 64 | 6 | 7 |
2346 | Yes I can juggle everything,but I need your help! | 1.2597 | 0.05030 | 77 | 57 | 20 | 0 |
2347 | What? I wrote on the dating app that I'm good at multitasking. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2348 | I think I’m ready for some small plates. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2349 | First dates are so awkward. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2350 | I said ‘jugular’ not ‘juggler.’ | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
2351 | This is easy compared to being a working mom. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2352 | Why? I’ve been to this establishment before. First, we have to get the waiter’s attention. Next, we’ll need the torch to reheat the cold steaks served, the bowling ball to tenderize them, and the chain saw for slicing." | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2353 | Please bear with us, the cook's running a tad late today. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2354 | Are you ready for a hand off? | 1.2593 | 0.07086 | 54 | 42 | 10 | 2 |
2355 | Now throw me your testicles. | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
2356 | For the last time, I wasn’t calling you lazy, Susan. | 1.2593 | 0.07086 | 54 | 42 | 10 | 2 |
2357 | Still less stressful than being a mother! | 1.2593 | 0.06521 | 81 | 66 | 9 | 6 |
2358 | This is no more dangerous than the two day old shrimp cocktail you just ordered. | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
2359 | Honey, I’m sure the waiter knows we’re waiting for our check. | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
2360 | The trick is to not take your eye off the ball. | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
2361 | OK...here's the deal, you slowly reach under the table cloth, grasp it firmly, and as you stand and kick the chair from beneath you, pull it from the table, leaving me still astride the unicycle. | 1.2586 | 0.06300 | 58 | 44 | 13 | 1 |
2362 | You're Right -- Maybe you should drive home. | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
2363 | I know what you're thinking: Thumbs up for the multi-tasking but the choice of objects spells "pre-nup". | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
2364 | What's this, some kind of metaphore? | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
2365 | Whatever it takes to keep you from looking at your phone. | 1.2581 | 0.07249 | 62 | 50 | 8 | 4 |
2366 | Just wait until the second date! | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
2367 | Remember when these were considered the dangers in life | 1.2581 | 0.05603 | 62 | 46 | 16 | 0 |
2368 | No worries--The phone goes to voicemail unless the babysitter thinks it's an emergency. | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
2369 | I'll have the tossed salad. | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
2370 | Children? Job? Your parents? Shopping? Cooking? Laundry? I do this for relaxation! | 1.2581 | 0.06056 | 62 | 47 | 14 | 1 |
2371 | I started with online ukulele lessons. | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
2372 | I have the well- balanced part but not yet the meal. | 1.2581 | 0.05603 | 62 | 46 | 16 | 0 |
2373 | No, I can't do it while chewing gum. | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
2374 | I've dated a lot of clowns. | 1.2581 | 0.07249 | 62 | 50 | 8 | 4 |
2375 | Oh, you're a gig worker, huh? | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
2376 | How is the chainsaw prepared? | 1.2581 | 0.07605 | 62 | 51 | 6 | 5 |
2377 | So what did you learn during the lockdown? | 1.2576 | 0.05424 | 66 | 49 | 17 | 0 |
2378 | The food is so-so, but I'm definitely a competent server. | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2379 | I usually don't do this on the first date. | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2380 | And for my next trick... I’ll earn over 84% of what you earn! | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2381 | With the dating market getting more competitive, it's important to showcase your talents. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2382 | I mean, jump in here anytime. I just hate awkward silences. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2383 | This is how I am practicing to be a mother! | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2384 | God! It feels so good doing this inside a restaurant again WITHOUT a mask! | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2385 | ... and I call this trick "Single Mom raising 3 kids while trying to date." | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2386 | And...Next...With...A...Blindfold... | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2387 | Not what I had in mind when I requested a table dance,but exotic. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2388 | Just warming up for being a mother. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2389 | Multi-tasking is my specialty! Now, toss me that glass. | 1.2576 | 0.05424 | 66 | 49 | 17 | 0 |
2390 | Just so you know, I have it all. | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2391 | If I am the saw and our little Judy is the bowling ball then who is the hot flame? | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2392 | When you show me you can do this, I’ll respond to your request. | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2393 | In short,no, I don’t want kids. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2394 | 2020 has really helped me discover my inner risk taker | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2395 | Here’s a little preview of 2022 | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2396 | On a first date, I always like to show that I can juggle more than just a job and a relationship. | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
2397 | Well done honey but is that our neighbors chainsaw???? | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2398 | If I'd known you were such a bore, I would have swiped left." Elizabeth Schaefer, Evanston, I | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2399 | You think this is dangerous, try flying in a commercial jetliner! | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2400 | Now slip me the glass of water. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2401 | All this and you’ll still mansplain me! | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2402 | Sorry, it seems there has been a mistake... I actually ordered a bearded woman | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2403 | I’m concerned about you. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2404 | I swear I’ve never done this before. | 1.2571 | 0.06956 | 70 | 57 | 8 | 5 |
2405 | This should get the waitress's attention. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2406 | I’m also a Vassar grad, played the tuba in HS, and love long walks on the beach. Second date? | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2407 | This concludes the entertainment portion of the evening. Now if you'll kindly give me about 15 more minutes,I'll run into the kitchen and see what I can whip up! | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2408 | I tried dancing in heels and backward, but this is more fun. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2409 | Nice, honey. What’s for dinner? | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2410 | Now do you believe my Bumble profile photo? | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2411 | It's not bragging if you can do it! | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
2412 | Can you hand me the glass? | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2413 | Next you'll have me jumping through hoops. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2414 | Pardon, but do you have any lithium? | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2415 | But the real challenge these days is work and social life. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2416 | And this isn't even my weirdest date | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2417 | So I thought, I’m not going to let 2020 go to waste. | 1.2568 | 0.06682 | 74 | 60 | 9 | 5 |
2418 | Being a white man is ALSO hard these days. Cant do anything right. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2419 | The blindfolds will be five dollars extra | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2420 | PETA made me stop using cats. | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
2421 | So kids, a house and a job would be no problem. | 1.2564 | 0.06689 | 78 | 64 | 8 | 6 |
2422 | She was determined. She just wanted one date to not be about the pandemic. | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
2423 | I ordered the creme brûlée | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2424 | nothing’s off the table | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2425 | Well, when you asked if I played sports... | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
2426 | My therapist helped me to stop telling entertaining stories. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2427 | I knew this was a blind date but I didn’t realize you were actually blind so you’re just gonna have to take my word for this but I’m literally | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2428 | Not what I had in mind for a first date. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2429 | Hazard a guess as to which one is my career, my love life and my soul? | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2430 | OK OK you had me with a unicycle on a table… | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2431 | Does someone who can do this really need the vaccine? | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2432 | After juggling a family, career, marriage and now COVID, I realized it's really not that hard. | 1.2549 | 0.06770 | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 |
2433 | You read my profile, right? | 1.2549 | 0.07326 | 51 | 40 | 9 | 2 |
2434 | Your personal ad said you preferred a SWF coordinated risk-taker. | 1.2545 | 0.07439 | 55 | 44 | 8 | 3 |
2435 | I was inspired by reading Nietsche and the Cat in the Hat at the same time | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
2436 | To infinity and beyond but not any farther then that. | 1.2545 | 0.06471 | 55 | 42 | 12 | 1 |
2437 | You made your point. We can have a baby. | 1.2545 | 0.08295 | 55 | 46 | 4 | 5 |
2438 | How about this for multi-tasking? | 1.2545 | 0.07879 | 55 | 45 | 6 | 4 |
2439 | It usually works to get the waiter's attention. | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
2440 | I'm saving the clown makeup for the second date. | 1.2542 | 0.07488 | 59 | 48 | 7 | 4 |
2441 | Everyone always assumes that I mean my life is so hectic when I mention my hobby. | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
2442 | Can you order me the pecan salad when the waiter comes back? | 1.2542 | 0.07087 | 59 | 47 | 9 | 3 |
2443 | There must be a mistake. I ordered the caesar salad. | 1.2542 | 0.07087 | 59 | 47 | 9 | 3 |
2444 | My last boyfriend was a terrible catch. | 1.2542 | 0.07087 | 59 | 47 | 9 | 3 |
2445 | I learned this during the pandemic; it seemed safer than going out | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
2446 | Making balloon animals wasn't very lucrative, so I decided to expand my repertoire. | 1.2540 | 0.05973 | 63 | 48 | 14 | 1 |
2447 | But I really want to direct. | 1.2540 | 0.05973 | 63 | 48 | 14 | 1 |
2448 | Then I call my boss, drop Billy off for soccer, pick Tai up from her piano lessons, write a grant request, pickup your medicine… | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2449 | Don’t look so surprised, I believe I mentioned my skills on my dating profile. | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2450 | I try to keep my tinder profile as interesting as possible. | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2451 | Life with you is certainly a circus | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2452 | Yes I have children! Does it show? | 1.2540 | 0.07144 | 63 | 51 | 8 | 4 |
2453 | This isn’t the tableside preparation you were expecting? | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2454 | It keeps me fit and is more exciting than yoga! | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2455 | Online dating is awful | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2456 | Fire has now been added to ball and chain.! | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2457 | My profile said that my whole life was one big juggling act. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2458 | I'm here because you opted not to pay the premium cover charge for a "leave me alone" table. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2459 | Make up your mind - or these specialty cakes are going to disintegrate! | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2460 | I know I can seem like a lot sometimes. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2461 | It calms my nerves. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2462 | The toast popped. I'll get it. | 1.2537 | 0.06840 | 67 | 54 | 9 | 4 |
2463 | Oh yeah, sure, males shouldn’t try this. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2464 | And for my next act, I will cut your bill in half. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2465 | Oh that's nothing. You should see me being a single mom during the pandemic. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2466 | I'm still not sure. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2467 | And this will be our life if I agree to marry you: I’ll be juggling everything at home while you just sit there. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2468 | Isn't indoor dining risky enough? | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2469 | Do I have your attention? | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2470 | My last relationship? It’s complicated. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2471 | What do you mean I look nothing like my tinder profile? | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2472 | OK! If I can do this for 15 more minutes without dropping one on you, we’ll get married in October” | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2473 | Now, picture some smoke and a few mirrors and you have the full gist of Gov. Cuomo’s legal defense. | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2474 | Karen is unvaccinated too, nothing will hurt her… | 1.2535 | 0.06867 | 71 | 58 | 8 | 5 |
2475 | My need for attention is exhausting. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2476 | And I am working on adding a loaded gun | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2477 | When you said you were in college, I didn’t think you meant clown college. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2478 | I'd say "yes", not only because of my talent but also I might kill you if you don't agree to marriage. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2479 | Will you please mask up for my safety? | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2480 | What kind of juggling did you mean, then? | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2481 | But enough about what I've been doing during the pandemic. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2482 | "First date jitters, I guess" | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2483 | After juggling parenting, marriage, and a career, this is a cinch! | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2484 | No problem. Enjoy your drink. I'm just fine doing this on my own. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2485 | So tell me again about dating other women. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2486 | See, I told you I had too much on my hands at the moment | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2487 | Wouldn’t a baby complete this picture? | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2488 | And I’m also ovulating in case you want kids sooner than later | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2489 | Yes, but can you fry an egg? | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2490 | My parents met speed dating too. They’re performers. Any siblings? | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2491 | But can you balance a chequebook? | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2492 | They’re gonna ask what I learned in quarantine! | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2493 | So, tell me about your hobbies? | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2494 | I used to be a press secretary. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2495 | That was not what I meant when I questioned your skills at the table. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2496 | Of course I can pick up the kids. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2497 | I am still waiting for the menu to show up! | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2498 | My ex taught me this. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2499 | I'm sorry, I feel like I've lost some of my entertaining skills during the lock-down... | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2500 | Final step for the cocktail coming up! | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
2501 | I saw a couple at another table just staring at their phones. Pathetic, right? | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2502 | And you can purchase any of these items in our gift shop next door. | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2503 | I couldn't fit all this in on Tinder | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2504 | Why'd you swipe right? | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2505 | I’ve had a lot of time to practice over the last 16 months. | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2506 | I’ve had lots of time to practice this last year | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2507 | For your shelter in place dinner pre-show! | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
2508 | My brother “Lefty” taught me how to juggle. | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
2509 | I usually save this till the second date, but you're pretty special. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2510 | You see. I AM good at multitasking. | 1.2500 | 0.06981 | 60 | 48 | 9 | 3 |
2511 | The new work-life balance. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2512 | Please don't spill your drink. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2513 | Did you pick up any new hobbies during lockdown? | 1.2500 | 0.05455 | 64 | 48 | 16 | 0 |
2514 | Martha Stewart made it look easier. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2515 | Still, I only get paid half as much as the other jugglers. | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
2516 | Oh, it’s just the latest exercise craze and I’ve never felt better! | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
2517 | Don't make me carry the conversation too. | 1.2500 | 0.07066 | 68 | 56 | 7 | 5 |
2518 | I can jump through hoops too. | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2519 | I totally understand, but I still just wish you'd wear your helmet. | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
2520 | I thought this was the non-smoking section. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2521 | Actually, it's not any tougher than crosstown traffic. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2522 | You really shouldn't drink diet soda. Your taking unnecessary risks with your health. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2523 | I hate prop acts. I much prefer the mildly-amusing, non-threatening monologist on top of my table. | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
2524 | This is NOT what I meant by a lap dance for my birthday! | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2525 | Sorry I was late. I’ve been juggling a lot lately. | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
2526 | The last time I did this I got kicked out in the middle of the sermon. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2527 | I told you it was difficult to get a table at this restaurant! | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2528 | My Mate must have balance, multitask, and love the thrill of risk. And be able to do that regardless of circumstance and convention. | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
2529 | Anything for attention. | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2530 | Just the soup, thanks | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2531 | Waiter? Er, waiter?! WAITER!!! | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2532 | Most people put down, “A walk on the beach”. | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
2533 | Now that the kids are asleep, let’s make a tiktok? | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2534 | Maybe YOU could do the damn dishes tonight. | 1.2500 | 0.07201 | 52 | 41 | 9 | 2 |
2535 | I think we should have a baby. | 1.2500 | 0.07374 | 60 | 49 | 7 | 4 |
2536 | I figure two weeks until the next shutdown, I'm doing everything. Throw me the jack hammer. | 1.2500 | 0.06523 | 76 | 62 | 9 | 5 |
2537 | After having to juggle my life as a working mother it's nice to do something relaxing | 1.2500 | 0.06289 | 80 | 65 | 10 | 5 |
2538 | I am going to need your help soon. Keep your eye on the chainsaw. | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
2539 | No, no kids yet. I meant literally Juggling: a full time career. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2540 | You know at some point you're going to have to accept that I just dont want to have sex with you anymore. | 1.2500 | 0.06118 | 60 | 46 | 13 | 1 |
2541 | This is really more exciting when the chain saw is working. | 1.2500 | 0.06981 | 60 | 48 | 9 | 3 |
2542 | I rarely drop more than one | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2543 | still safer than being unvaccinated | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2544 | The perfect murder. | 1.2500 | 0.07387 | 64 | 53 | 6 | 5 |
2545 | Empowered women who pierce my heart are my weakness | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2546 | What exactly do you mean when you say I make you uncomfortable? | 1.2500 | 0.07748 | 60 | 50 | 5 | 5 |
2547 | Our specials rotate daily. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2548 | Sorry. I didn't mean to monopolize the conversation. | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2549 | So it's your first date. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2550 | This was my distraction from living during the end times, but it isn't working lately so I thought Id try dating. | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
2551 | I'm ALMOST ready for America's got talent. Toss me your glass. | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2552 | You're not what we had in mind for the job but i do like your energy level. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2553 | Pretty impressive for a first date, eh? | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
2554 | Honestly, when you said you did tricks for dinner, I thought you were a prostitute. | 1.2500 | 0.07750 | 56 | 46 | 6 | 4 |
2555 | It’s not an act. | 1.2500 | 0.07066 | 68 | 56 | 7 | 5 |
2556 | Now to complete the metaphor, pull the tablecloth at a speed and direction of your choice. | 1.2500 | 0.06981 | 60 | 48 | 9 | 3 |
2557 | Second dates are hard to come by. | 1.2500 | 0.07374 | 60 | 49 | 7 | 4 |
2558 | And you don't think I can juggle raising two kids and a job? | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2559 | Got any knives? | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2560 | It's a great way to relax after our couple therapy sessions." | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
2561 | If our date goes well, I'll add you too. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2562 | Should I throw in dinner, too? | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2563 | Getting to the table's the hard part. | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
2564 | Was the chainsaw really necessary? | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2565 | So,did you register the kids for school today? | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2566 | I'll just have the club. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2567 | I've also recently taken up quilting... | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2568 | And that is how I met your mother | 1.2500 | 0.06981 | 60 | 48 | 9 | 3 |
2569 | I heard you yank tablecloths!? | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2570 | I learned this trick trying to win my mother's love. It didn't work on her either. | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2571 | As you might've guessed, I've picked up a few new hobbies during the pandemic. | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2572 | Happy Anniversary! Your turn. | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2573 | I’m looking for someone who’s more available. Seems like you’re juggling too much at once. | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2574 | She wasn't lying in her Tinder bio after all. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2575 | They say if I add a steak knife they’ll pay me minimum wage! | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
2576 | Jim wondered if now was a good time to ask Sally a favour… | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2577 | Hey, when my sourdough starter died, I had to find something to keep me busy…. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2578 | Ironically, I never made a sourdough starter. | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2579 | The sirloin tips will be sliced, tenderized, and seared to perfection - all in mid air | 1.2500 | 0.07706 | 52 | 42 | 7 | 3 |
2580 | But you’re so much better at juggling everything than I am | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2581 | by juggling all these things, maybe I can distract you from realizing I still refuse to wear a mask indoors! | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2582 | Most people think I am a Gemini but I am more of a Aquarius. | 1.2500 | 0.08158 | 56 | 47 | 4 | 5 |
2583 | You know, most people just lie on their profiles… | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2584 | Get the vaccine? Hell, no- too dangerous! | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2585 | Well…I guess I did say I liked dangerous women on my profile. | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
2586 | Yes Derek, I would LOVE to hear about your golf trip. Could you pass me my gin & tonic? | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
2587 | ... so you see, I never intended on becoming a street performer, but when my boss said we're no longer working from home, I needed to pick up some new skills.... How's this interview going? | 1.2500 | 0.07591 | 48 | 38 | 8 | 2 |
2588 | What have I been up to? Oh, just the usual… | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2589 | This is the most creative way I found to show you what it feels to deal with you. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2590 | You see, none of the breakups was my fault | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2591 | I feel like this really prepares me for the daily news cycle. | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
2592 | I double majored at clown college. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2593 | Thanks honey, this night out is really helping me take my mind off things." (Edit as you please | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2594 | It was scarier with raw eggs. | 1.2471 | 0.06462 | 85 | 71 | 7 | 7 |
2595 | I won’t drop something big in your lap. | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2596 | Ready to order? | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2597 | Could you at least put a mask on? | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
2598 | The thing that really stuck out on your dating profile for me was that you were a single man. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2599 | Now why would you break up with me when I'm this amazing! | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
2600 | Let me tell you about today's specials. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2601 | Let's call out for something because I'm all thumbs in the kitchen. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2602 | Did we save room for berserk? | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2603 | I guess my ideal type is both adventurous and balanced in life. D'you know what I mean? | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2604 | I can teach you new things. | 1.2468 | 0.06705 | 77 | 64 | 7 | 6 |
2605 | I guess Moderna does give you super powers. | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
2606 | A white man struggles to keep himself from referring to the performer as a "woman circus performer". | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2607 | So, how are you at changing diapers? | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2608 | 2030: what it's like dating somebody who was born during the Pandemic | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2609 | I’m already juggling too many harmful things. I don’t need you, too. | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
2610 | fuck fuck fuck, oh fuck, shit, fuck, FUCK! goddamnit, shit, fuck | 1.2466 | 0.06695 | 73 | 60 | 8 | 5 |
2611 | Ugh,do you know how dangerous it is to drink tap water?! | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2612 | OK, now show me yours. | 1.2466 | 0.06695 | 73 | 60 | 8 | 5 |
2613 | No, it's cool, don't worry--I've been vaccinated. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2614 | And for my next trick, working from home with kids! | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2615 | Don't mess with me Harry. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2616 | I prefer the gentleman in a tux with the violin | 1.2466 | 0.06695 | 73 | 60 | 8 | 5 |
2617 | It’s still less risky than suggesting a mask mandate. | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2618 | Cool trick, but can you calculate the tip in your head? | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2619 | Don't sweat it! I started off with hatchets. | 1.2466 | 0.06695 | 73 | 60 | 8 | 5 |
2620 | When I said you were dropping the ball lately, this isn't quite what I had in mind. | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2621 | Ok but can you balance a check book? | 1.2466 | 0.06695 | 73 | 60 | 8 | 5 |
2622 | Do you really want me to pay attention to whatever you have to say? | 1.2464 | 0.05225 | 69 | 52 | 17 | 0 |
2623 | How did you know I have children? | 1.2464 | 0.06973 | 69 | 57 | 7 | 5 |
2624 | Juggling boyfriends is hard | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2625 | In my line of work, tips are the last thing I want. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2626 | Impressed yet? | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2627 | this is what i meant by "Free Spirit"... what were YOU thinking? | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2628 | Want fries with that? | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2629 | Farm-to-table is so yesterday. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2630 | This is nothing. Wait 'til you see what I can do with hand grenades! | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2631 | When your ready jump in | 1.2464 | 0.06973 | 69 | 57 | 7 | 5 |
2632 | Tonight's bowl will be flambéed and thinly sliced. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2633 | All while singing Kirtan | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2634 | And for our second date…. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2635 | Now, when I say go, throw me the check. | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2636 | What’s the matter, not much for small talk? | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2637 | I think you'll find that's not the most efficient juggling technique. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2638 | I heard you like dangerous women | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2639 | But enough about me, what did you do during the lockdown? | 1.2464 | 0.07272 | 69 | 58 | 5 | 6 |
2640 | I use my COVID time at home to learn new skills | 1.2462 | 0.06944 | 65 | 53 | 8 | 4 |
2641 | Hopefully the appetizers show up soon. I can get a little shaky. | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2642 | I've had a long time to practice after my last date ended so tragically. | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2643 | This way you'll know when I'm in the mood. | 1.2462 | 0.06944 | 65 | 53 | 8 | 4 |
2644 | Wait till our second date! | 1.2462 | 0.05385 | 65 | 49 | 16 | 0 |
2645 | They do have a well balanced menu choice here, honey. | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2646 | I told you my family were a bunch of clowns. | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2647 | 'Since you can't seem to hear what I am saying, consider this is a visual demonstration of why I can't fit a relationship with you into my busy life. One of us would get hurt!" | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2648 | now for that glass of water... | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
2649 | Work was a circus today. | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
2650 | 'Welcome to the Benihana! Let me tell you about tonight's specials.' | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2651 | Nothing phases him. | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
2652 | your therapist knows you’re doing well. I don’t have to die | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2653 | I’ll just have a tossed salad. | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
2654 | This is just a small example of my ability to multi-task. Do I get the job? | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
2655 | Ok, ok I'll put the cellphone away | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
2656 | I’m trying to break my cell phone habit | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
2657 | How about you, any special talents? | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
2658 | See - now do you believe my dating app profile? | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
2659 | I am woman. Watch me juggle. | 1.2459 | 0.07264 | 61 | 50 | 7 | 4 |
2660 | Still not as good as Zoom? | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
2661 | It’s easier than career and family. | 1.2459 | 0.05559 | 61 | 46 | 15 | 0 |
2662 | Yes, my online profile said “quirky”. Do you see it? | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
2663 | I'm the appetizer. For the main course you get sawn in half. | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
2664 | I realize that most women can do more, but this is all I've got. | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
2665 | "I think the new baby will fit right in."" | 1.2459 | 0.07264 | 61 | 50 | 7 | 4 |
2666 | This is ain't nothin'. Wait to see what I do for an encore. | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
2667 | But are you vaccinated? | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
2668 | YOU'RE RIGHT HONEY, YOU PROVIDE A BETTER IN-HOME EXPERIENCE THAN GOING OUT FOR HIBACHI!!! . . . . | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
2669 | OK. I’m impressed. | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
2670 | Hand me your steak knife when it comes, Dear. | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
2671 | Can you ask the waiter to bring another knife? I think I dropped mine. | 1.2459 | 0.07264 | 61 | 50 | 7 | 4 |
2672 | I prefer this to awkward silences | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
2673 | Historically speaking, no one sitting this close has survived this. | 1.2456 | 0.06754 | 57 | 45 | 10 | 2 |
2674 | Now is not the time to swipe left. | 1.2456 | 0.06754 | 57 | 45 | 10 | 2 |
2675 | Yeah,I couldn’t really get into the sourdough baking thing so thought I’d learn something different during COVID. | 1.2456 | 0.06273 | 57 | 44 | 12 | 1 |
2676 | And my sister learned to make sourdough. | 1.2456 | 0.07203 | 57 | 46 | 8 | 3 |
2677 | Why do you bring your work with you wherever you go, Sally?! | 1.2456 | 0.07203 | 57 | 46 | 8 | 3 |
2678 | See! Marriage isn’t hard.? | 1.2453 | 0.07574 | 53 | 43 | 7 | 3 |
2679 | But I thought MBATJBFCWU meant “Must be able to juggle a ball, fire and chainsaw while on a unicycle”….? | 1.2453 | 0.07079 | 53 | 42 | 9 | 2 |
2680 | I'm not putting you down, Dave. I'd much rather be sitting quietly, wishing I hadn't brought me. | 1.2453 | 0.08039 | 53 | 44 | 5 | 4 |
2681 | Honey, could you give me a hand with this - after you've recovered from your difficult day? | 1.2453 | 0.07079 | 53 | 42 | 9 | 2 |
2682 | Imagine what I can do in bed! | 1.2453 | 0.07574 | 53 | 43 | 7 | 3 |
2683 | Tell me more about your last girlfriend | 1.2453 | 0.07079 | 53 | 42 | 9 | 2 |
2684 | Hmm, I wonder if they’re natural... | 1.2453 | 0.07574 | 53 | 43 | 7 | 3 |
2685 | This is how i decompress after watching the news. | 1.2453 | 0.05967 | 53 | 40 | 13 | 0 |
2686 | The only thing that freaks me out is that we’re not wearing masks. | 1.2453 | 0.07079 | 53 | 42 | 9 | 2 |
2687 | Women really can juggle everything. | 1.2453 | 0.07574 | 53 | 43 | 7 | 3 |
2688 | Did I mention I am gluten free? | 1.2453 | 0.07574 | 53 | 43 | 7 | 3 |
2689 | This isn’t my only useless talent. | 1.2449 | 0.06207 | 49 | 37 | 12 | 0 |
2690 | Which one do you want to catch? | 1.2442 | 0.06175 | 86 | 71 | 9 | 6 |
2691 | I am NOT an unfit mother! Now toss in the baby before the chainsaw runs out of gas! | 1.2442 | 0.06393 | 86 | 72 | 7 | 7 |
2692 | Small plates? Too easy." | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2693 | So, what did you pick up in quarantine? | 1.2436 | 0.05221 | 78 | 60 | 17 | 1 |
2694 | I'm ready now to take on the omelette. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2695 | But can she laugh at my jokes? | 1.2436 | 0.04892 | 78 | 59 | 19 | 0 |
2696 | Sweetie, I'm just getting started. | 1.2436 | 0.06626 | 78 | 65 | 7 | 6 |
2697 | Don’t mind me. I’m just waiting until you’re ready to order. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2698 | What’s next?” Sally ponders as she juggles all that this year has thrown at her | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2699 | ...they didn’t have crayons. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2700 | We're definitely getting the "no cell phones" discount this time! | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
2701 | It's called a side hustle. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2702 | Or I could just pay the bill myself | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2703 | After homeschooling the twins for 18 months, this is a snap ! | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2704 | ... and I can cook a three-course dinner in under fifteen minutes,wash clothes and hang them up in an hour while juggling two jobs ... pun intended, of course ... | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2705 | I just didn’t feel challenged enough, learning how to bake. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2706 | Is the waiter coming yet? | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2707 | Oh, I had a little extra time while I was working from home during the pandemic. What did you do? | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
2708 | This is a bit much on a first date, don't you think? | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2709 | My dating site did say I performed tricks - what's the problem? | 1.2429 | 0.05162 | 70 | 53 | 17 | 0 |
2710 | We offer the Llama Flank Special rolled, flambe'd, and finely chopped | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2711 | I learned this trick when I was middle school English teacher. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2712 | …ok…I think I got the waiter’s attention… | 1.2429 | 0.06881 | 70 | 58 | 7 | 5 |
2713 | Oh, you were expecting plates? | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
2714 | The restaurant reviews said "Best Live Performance" | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
2715 | While I lost the art of conversation during lockdown, I picked up a few others… | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2716 | so as I was saying, it’s nice to finally go on dates again | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2717 | Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were telling me about your sourdough starter? | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2718 | You have no idea what it's like to juggle the things that I do in this relationship. | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2719 | Are you finally ready to listen? We need life insurance. | 1.2424 | 0.05316 | 66 | 50 | 16 | 0 |
2720 | And there is a fresh sourdough at home. | 1.2424 | 0.05316 | 66 | 50 | 16 | 0 |
2721 | OK, but how good are you in juggling a relationship? | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
2722 | Multi-tasking. Its what we do. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
2723 | I don't think I can juggle all this and a relationship. | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
2724 | Moms on date night be like...every other night. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
2725 | Compatible? What makes you think we’re not compatible? | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
2726 | Well, I thought Pilates was getting a little boring. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
2727 | I figured why only learn how to make bread. |