Contest #766


Cartoon

766

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I sent my wife up an hour ago about the noise. Have you seen her?”
  2. “What a coincidence! I couldn’t sleep either!”
  3. “Do you mind? I’m trying to play the drums downstairs.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-08-09T01:21:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-08-23T01:21:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-08-17T01:21:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued August 23, 2021
Number of captions 5608
Number of responses 731238
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Well played, Fran. The tuba will be gone by morning. 1.8661 0.01038 6237 2567 1938 1732
1 Sorry. I misunderstood the "huge vacuum in your life" remark. 1.8359 0.01511 2809 1169 932 708
2 What a coincidence! I couldn't sleep either! 1.8297 0.01512 2649 1066 968 615
3 I hope my knocking on your door for the last 20 minutes didn't disturb you. 1.8155 0.01262 3945 1671 1331 943
4 Yes, I'm pretty sure the noise is coming from your apartment." 1.8139 0.01233 3961 1630 1438 893
5 Ok you win, I'll turn down Fox News. 1.8070 0.01388 3451 1544 1029 878
6 I'd be okay with it, but my Roomba won't come out from under the bed. 1.8011 0.01576 2559 1118 832 609
7 Don’t make me get out the bagpipes. 1.8009 0.01568 2571 1119 845 607
8 Yes, I'm pretty sure it's coming from your apartment! 1.8000 0.02358 1075 450 390 235
9 I sent my wife up an hour ago about the noise. Have you seen her? 1.7999 0.01220 4218 1831 1400 987
10 You win. I'll give up the saxophone. 1.7972 0.01379 3160 1335 1131 694
11 Just when I thought nothing could suck more than 2020… 1.7966 0.01363 3530 1590 1068 872
12 I'm not complaining about the noise ; my kids are stuck to the ceiling. 1.7952 0.01477 2969 1328 921 720
13 No, we haven't met. I'm from three streets over. 1.7943 0.01595 2392 1024 836 532
14 Have you tried unplugging it and leaving it unplugged? 1.7893 0.01453 2990 1325 970 695
15 I hear you have dirt on everyone in the building. 1.7863 0.01406 3140 1382 1047 711
16 You win. I'll cancel the trombone lessons. 1.7858 0.01501 2727 1193 927 608
17 Nature’s not the only thing that abhors a vacuum. 1.7844 0.01456 3099 1423 921 755
18 I'm one floor below. I believe you have my chandelier. 1.7797 0.01377 3209 1407 1102 700
19 To begin with, I am not anti-vacs. 1.7765 0.01334 3616 1657 1110 849
20 I’ll tell you what sucks. 1.7762 0.01443 3029 1370 967 692
21 But you must have seen her! She came up to ask you to keep the noise down. 1.7755 0.01722 2067 917 697 453
22 Yes, I'm sure the noise is coming from your apartment! 1.7755 0.01116 4904 2172 1661 1071
23 It's not only nature that abhors a vacuum 1.7746 0.01427 3124 1424 980 720
24 You're why the city never sleeps. 1.7735 0.01396 3117 1380 1063 674
25 Would you check anyway? It’s the ceiling pendant fixture, my 300-page manuscript, and an orange tabby. 1.7705 0.01454 3007 1380 937 690
26 I am from the apartment that used to be below yours." 1.7672 0.01614 2384 1082 775 527
27 I hate to disturb you. 1.7671 0.02125 1314 578 464 272
28 You could say I’m anti-vacs. 1.7657 0.01342 3457 1575 1117 765
29 I'm from downstairs. I think you have my toupee. 1.7606 0.01825 1821 822 613 386
30 Below you? No, I’m on the next block over. 1.7606 0.01547 2414 1055 882 477
31 Sorry to bother you, but my cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.7573 0.01447 2851 1281 981 589
32 Like nature, I too abhor a vacuum. 1.7551 0.01707 2107 968 687 452
33 Check the bag for a ceiling fan and a terrier 1.7537 0.01840 1770 802 602 366
34 The cat is hanging from the drapes, the dog is hiding under the bed, and my wife is missing, although that is probably unrelated. 1.7516 0.01942 1602 732 536 334
35 Eureka! 1.7507 0.02110 1424 673 433 318
36 This is the only time I would consider myself anti-vacs 1.7487 0.01334 3562 1688 1081 793
37 It’s 2am. Im here to tell you it’s clean enough. 1.7386 0.01544 2437 1109 856 472
38 That's a relief. Rumors say you have a giant vibrator 1.7386 0.01604 2433 1162 745 526
39 I woke up on the ceiling. 1.7348 0.01775 1855 853 641 361
40 I live on the second floor. Three blocks away. 1.7201 0.01666 2204 1069 683 452
41 Never vacuum Viagra. 1.7062 0.01956 1821 980 396 445
42 Actually, I live two buildings over. 1.7025 0.01847 1768 874 546 348
43 So it’s exactly what it sounded like. 1.7024 0.01831 1697 810 582 305
44 My miniature poodle is missing..... Would you mind just checking? 1.7021 0.01816 1705 809 595 301
45 You win. Bring back the piano. 1.7012 0.02060 1369 663 452 254
46 Do you mind? I'm trying to play the drums downstairs. 1.6978 0.02035 1446 717 449 280
47 Neighbors abhor a vacuum. 1.6975 0.02109 1570 857 331 382
48 We’re getting complaints from the local cemetery. 1.6970 0.02085 1551 829 363 359
49 No, I don't think I am blowing this out of proportion. 1.6956 0.01949 1534 751 499 284
50 You're keeping me awake ... and I live in Cleveland. 1.6954 0.01964 1530 755 486 289
51 I'm looking for my cat. 1.6951 0.01909 1512 717 539 256
52 I haven't seen my wife since she came up here to complain about the noise. 1.6928 0.02035 1465 738 439 288
53 Have you considered a breed that sheds a lot less? 1.6918 0.02225 1129 543 391 195
54 My wife won’t go to sleep until she finds out what kind of vibrator you’re using down here. 1.6904 0.02099 1418 730 397 291
55 Excuse me, I think you have my chandelier. 1.6848 0.02089 1304 641 433 230
56 OK, I'll give up the bagpipes! 1.6831 0.02151 1259 629 400 230
57 I have a mother-in-law, and a financial opportunity for you. 1.6823 0.02195 1259 645 369 245
58 And why exactly does it use body-bags? 1.6817 0.02226 1222 626 359 237
59 I heard he left a giant vacuum, but I didn’t think that’s what they meant. 1.6779 0.02282 1214 642 321 251
60 I'm not anti-vacs, but.... 1.6757 0.02237 1178 600 360 218
61 You win. The parrot goes. 1.6756 0.02198 1122 545 396 181
62 You win. I'll sell my tuba. 1.6741 0.02295 1120 572 341 207
63 I just came up to see if my earplugs were disturbing you. 1.6722 0.02405 1080 572 290 218
64 I'm Paul from 1B. I think you have my chandelier. 1.6686 0.02419 1044 549 292 203
65 The heavy metal band upstairs can't hear themselves scream. 1.6680 0.02340 1021 511 338 172
66 I’m not anti-vac, but this is ridiculous. 1.6640 0.02467 985 516 284 185
67 Nature especially abhors it at 3 a.m. 1.6618 0.02492 955 499 280 176
68 I'm impressed that you heard me knock. 1.6597 0.02346 961 473 342 146
69 OK, OK, I submit - if you sell your vacuum, I'll sell my bagpipes 1.6595 0.02527 925 484 272 169
70 Once I leave you Linda, there'll be a great big vacuum in your life that you can never fill. 1.6590 0.02568 909 480 259 170
71 Nature abhors a vacuum . . . especially after 10 p.m. 1.6580 0.02612 924 503 234 187
72 Downstairs neighbor?! I live three blocks away! 1.6569 0.02477 953 498 284 171
73 I think my Ambien might work better if YOU take it. 1.6541 0.02610 876 465 249 162
74 Lady, I don’t live downstairs, I live THREE BLOCKS away. 1.6533 0.02601 848 441 260 147
75 Fine...I'll take the Trump sign down. 1.6513 0.02721 823 444 222 157
76 Can you turn it off? My cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.6505 0.02619 844 443 253 148
77 Hi. I live down the block. 1.6475 0.02619 834 437 254 143
78 I, like Nature, abhor a vacuum. 1.6452 0.02811 806 450 192 164
79 The black void of interstellar space called. They need their vacuum back. 1.6439 0.02756 775 415 221 139
80 Can you turn that off? I'd like to get my piano off the ceiling. 1.6433 0.02707 771 404 238 129
81 When I heard you cleaned up big, I figured you'd won the lottery 1.6425 0.02639 744 373 264 107
82 Look, I know you said you haven't seen my cat, but your vacuum just meowed." 1.6398 0.02682 783 412 241 130
83 I really don't care how large a vacuum he left in your life. 1.6389 0.02842 720 386 208 126
84 What noise? There is no sound in a vacuum! 1.6373 0.02784 739 394 219 126
85 That’s a Hoover? Damn. 1.6343 0.02945 700 387 182 131
86 It's 2 a.m. Can't you get a prescription for an overactive hoover? 1.6317 0.03308 676 420 85 171
87 My wife's Yorkie is stuck to the ceiling again. 1.6307 0.02891 685 369 200 116
88 Nature is not the only who who abhors a vacuum. 1.6304 0.02984 652 354 185 113
89 My PTSD would greatly appreciate if your OCD could possibly wait until later this P.M 1.6266 0.03092 616 339 168 109
90 I’m not anti-vacs, but this is getting ridiculous. 1.6255 0.02967 713 407 166 140
91 I'm missing my sleep, a child, two pets and the will to live. 1.6246 0.02999 674 378 171 125
92 You're leaving me for this dirt bag?! 1.6242 0.03089 644 364 158 122
93 You now have an entire building of anti vac-ers." 1.6215 0.03082 634 356 162 116
94 My wife wants to thank you for drowning out my snoring. 1.6209 0.02861 604 307 219 78
95 I want my ceiling fan back. 1.6206 0.02995 601 319 191 91
96 Well , I’’M telling you that sound DOES exist in a vacuum !!! 1.6206 0.03129 593 327 164 102
97 I can still hear it barking in there. 1.6204 0.02972 619 331 192 96
98 Actually, I live a few blocks away. 1.6192 0.02883 667 360 201 106
99 I can't hear my white noise machine. 1.6161 0.03029 607 330 180 97
100 I’ve told you -I’m an anti-vac-er! 1.6151 0.03140 569 311 166 92
101 Jet Blue called. They want their engine back. 1.6144 0.03020 612 334 180 98
102 It's not the vacuuming,it's your husband screaming in the bag. 1.6144 0.03143 599 337 156 106
103 Would you let my cat out of the bag? 1.6142 0.03168 565 311 161 93
104 Would you mind? My cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.6128 0.03300 576 335 129 112
105 And is there a Mister Clean? 1.6123 0.03218 552 306 154 92
106 I can deal with the noise but my wife is stuck to the ceiling. 1.6114 0.03035 633 355 169 109
107 Ma’am, I hate to complain, but your vacuum is dragging me around my ceiling. 1.6105 0.03262 516 281 155 80
108 It's not the noise I mind, it's the fact my cat keeps getting stuck to the ceiling 1.6091 0.03281 550 312 141 97
109 I’m sorry but it’s the only model guaranteed to drown out the sound of your neighbors watching Fox News. 1.6085 0.03354 516 290 138 88
110 My nature abhors your vacuum. 1.6082 0.03245 564 321 143 100
111 I'm from downstairs. I believe you have my toupee. 1.6078 0.03230 561 317 147 97
112 No. The noise isn't bothering me. My wife is stuck on the ceiling. 1.6070 0.03290 542 307 141 94
113 My wife would like you check your dustbin for our cat again. 1.6065 0.03057 554 295 182 77
114 You have my cat stuck to the ceiling again! 1.6028 0.03229 564 322 144 98
115 Could you please turn it off? I can't get my cat off the ceiling. 1.5996 0.03354 497 278 140 79
116 I am not overreacting! I live a mile from here! 1.5992 0.03450 499 288 123 88
117 Some of us are trying to sweep, you know. 1.5983 0.03424 473 264 135 74
118 No, here's the deal--you keep that thing unplugged, I keep this robe tied. 1.5983 0.03570 468 271 114 83
119 Nature called. She abhors your vacuum. 1.5981 0.03287 535 305 140 90
120 It’s over….You just suck all the air out a room 1.5961 0.03182 510 276 164 70
121 No, I'm not your downstairs neighbor—I live across the damn street 1.5949 0.03153 511 275 168 68
122 Yes, we all know you stopped vacuuming earlier. This time I’m here about your vibrator. 1.5949 0.03553 469 272 115 82
123 I liked you better when you were a hoarder. 1.5934 0.03505 455 257 126 72
124 I believe you have my toupee. 1.5892 0.03277 538 311 137 90
125 I can’t hear myself pound on the ceiling. 1.5863 0.03371 452 248 143 61
126 You win. I’ll get rid of my home bowling alley. 1.5858 0.03460 437 242 134 61
127 Sorry, it looked normal size on the website. 1.5854 0.03478 439 245 131 63
128 I don’t care that it takes you half the time. 1.5852 0.03265 458 246 156 56
129 Ok, I return my new speakers, you return the vacuum. 1.5849 0.03510 424 235 130 59
130 Sorry to bother you but my wife is stuck to our ceiling. 1.5847 0.03570 443 255 117 71
131 You mind turning that off? Our cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.5839 0.03469 471 272 123 76
132 I’m sorry, did I wake you up? 1.5837 0.03423 406 216 143 47
133 May I have my chandelier back, please? 1.5830 0.03288 470 258 150 62
134 Hi, I'm Dan from down below. I've been stuck to my bedroom ceiling for the last forty-five minutes. 1.5821 0.03857 402 239 92 71
135 Well it really sucks for me, too. 1.5817 0.03678 404 230 113 61
136 I'm here on behalf of the 5 floors above and below you. 1.5812 0.03567 437 251 118 68
137 I preferred when you were obsessed with clog dancing. 1.5793 0.03398 416 224 143 49
138 Have you seen my wife? She came down earlier to complain about the noise. 1.5793 0.03395 473 270 132 71
139 Miss Mittens has been stuck to the ceiling for the last hour. 1.5784 0.03484 453 260 124 69
140 I live downstairs. I'd like my chandelier back. 1.5778 0.03530 424 239 125 60
141 I hope my snoring wasn’t disturbing you. 1.5774 0.03632 381 210 122 49
142 The noise is bearable, it’s being dragged around the ceiling I don’t appreciate 1.5766 0.03601 418 239 117 62
143 could you turn it on again? I was just starting to fall asleep. 1.5756 0.03574 410 231 122 57
144 It’s not as big as the one between your ears. 1.5754 0.03863 391 232 93 66
145 The cat's stuck to my ceiling again. 1.5752 0.03888 379 223 94 62
146 Remember Mark, your bagpipe playing ex boyfriend? I liked him better 1.5749 0.03498 414 230 130 54
147 And it was in this moment that Jack regretted his move to Texas, seeing for himself that everything was in fact, bigger. 1.5729 0.03675 398 228 112 58
148 What brings me here? Oh, I don’t know. 1.5718 0.03433 411 225 137 49
149 I don't care that it's quiet for its size. 1.5717 0.03413 446 252 133 61
150 No, not Hoover Dam. I mean your damn Hoover! 1.5711 0.03716 422 252 99 71
151 No, it's when you turn it off and the cat drops to the floor. 1.5711 0.03533 401 223 127 51
152 And so it was that Frank and his twenty one cats met the woman of his dreams 1.5711 0.03774 387 225 103 59
153 Hoover, damn! 1.5707 0.03628 382 213 120 49
154 Let's just say the cat is missing and the dog has no fur. 1.5690 0.03592 420 243 115 62
155 I don't care if you only have to change the bag once a year, it's got to go. 1.5685 0.03653 394 225 114 55
156 I get that your divorce left a giant vacuum in your life, but could you turn it off at night? 1.5684 0.03474 431 245 127 59
157 I think you may have my dog. 1.5683 0.03675 417 246 105 66
158 I'm not an anti Vacs"er but I am tryin g to get some sleep. 1.5668 0.03804 374 217 102 55
159 The neighbors below the neighbors below me are complaining. 1.5668 0.03662 367 204 118 45
160 Excuse me, but I believe you have my chandelier! 1.5664 0.03938 369 220 89 60
161 We live in the unit below. Our chandelier is missing. 1.5639 0.03478 399 221 131 47
162 Hi, I'm Alan. I live downstairs. Even though it's 2:00 in the morning, I thought I'd introduce myself. 1.5625 0.03834 368 215 99 54
163 Could you keep it down? I can't hear the thoughts that are keeping me up. 1.5615 0.03613 374 209 120 45
164 When you said you had a large vacuum in your life, I thought you meant someone close to you had died. 1.5615 0.03862 374 222 94 58
165 You haven't seen our dog, have you? Pekinese?...barks constantly? 1.5615 0.03837 358 207 101 50
166 Loud? Wait till you hear the leaf blower I got with it! 1.5609 0.03709 353 197 114 42
167 Nature abhors a vacuum; so do I at 2:00 a.m. 1.5589 0.03792 399 241 93 65
168 Nature abhors a vacuum, especially this time of night. 1.5585 0.03956 376 230 82 64
169 Could you turn it off I need to get the wife off the ceiling? 1.5580 0.03662 362 203 116 43
170 I just came for my chandelier. 1.5570 0.03669 395 231 108 56
171 I believe you have my chandelier. 1.5565 0.03975 363 220 84 59
172 I'm here to complain on behalf of the 400 block of East 82nd Street. 1.5553 0.03851 371 221 94 56
173 You’re solution to everything can’t just be ‘suck it up’ 1.5546 0.04217 339 211 68 60
174 I'm Henderson from the apartment below. Can you turn that thing off my cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.5544 0.03896 377 229 87 61
175 Uuum, my chandelier just disappeared… any ideas? 1.5540 0.03608 361 201 120 40
176 Nature abhors it. 1.5530 0.03766 349 199 107 43
177 Nature is not the only one. 1.5526 0.03891 342 199 97 46
178 Oh Bill, what is the unexpected pleasure. Come on in, we can talk about your son’s new drum set 1.5506 0.04164 336 207 73 56
179 I abhor your vacuum. 1.5495 0.04190 313 188 78 47
180 Can you turn it off? All my stuff is stuck to my ceiling. 1.5492 0.03609 386 223 114 49
181 And you wonder why you’re still single. 1.5492 0.03920 315 179 99 37
182 No, I'm from three floors down. 1.5489 0.03820 348 202 101 45
183 My chandelier just disappeared through the ceiling. 1.5482 0.03679 363 208 111 44
184 I thought I heard your husband screaming. 1.5478 0.03879 356 212 93 51
185 You've got our ceiling fan in there. 1.5477 0.03690 367 212 109 46
186 Congratulations! You drowned out the planes from LaGuardia! 1.5470 0.03749 362 211 104 47
187 Hey, we had spoken earlier today about your post on Craigslist. Are you still looking for a giant dirtbag? 1.5464 0.04207 302 180 79 43
188 Yes, size does matter. 1.5459 0.03627 381 221 112 48
189 Ok, deal. I agree not to investigate your husband's mysterious disappearance, and you agree to keep it down. 1.5457 0.03879 361 217 91 53
190 Can you please turn that off? My cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.5449 0.03942 334 197 92 45
191 It's not so much about the noise as it is about the disappearance of my wife. 1.5422 0.04094 308 182 85 41
192 Despite what you think, sound DOES travel in a vacuum. 1.5418 0.04069 323 194 83 46
193 You're pulling my Chihuahua around the ceiling. 1.5417 0.04301 312 194 67 51
194 Well, it certainly DOES suck. 1.5410 0.03847 329 190 100 39
195 Sorry, I don’t know where my husband is. 1.5409 0.03775 379 229 95 55
196 I think you have my chandelier. 1.5409 0.04166 318 194 76 48
197 I've been knocking for an hour! 1.5405 0.04211 309 188 75 46
198 So this is why my cat keeps getting stuck to the ceiling. 1.5404 0.03983 322 190 90 42
199 So your husband’s passing really did leave a giant vacuum in your life. 1.5399 0.04145 313 189 79 45
200 My wife was going to stop by earlier and complain about the loud noise, but hasn't returned. 1.5391 0.03848 345 204 96 45
201 It’s not your effort at cleanliness, I mind. It’s my waking up levitating, as a result of it! 1.5380 0.04066 316 189 84 43
202 You act like it's no big thing. 1.5378 0.03590 370 213 115 42
203 Congratulations, Doris. You've taken 'passive-aggressive' to a whole new level. 1.5377 0.04210 292 174 79 39
204 I believe you have my ceiling fan. 1.5372 0.04167 296 176 81 39
205 What do you even see in that huge dirt bag? 1.5368 0.04402 285 175 67 43
206 I see Costco is selling their own vacuums now 1.5361 0.04193 291 173 80 38
207 Your dog just called us from Cleveland to ask if you’re finished vacuuming. 1.5359 0.04294 306 190 68 48
208 I want to thank you for vacuuming our apartment as well. Now all of our dust is on the ceiling. 1.5358 0.03920 321 188 94 39
209 The doorman said you have all the dirt on the tenants. 1.5357 0.03949 336 202 88 46
210 Have you seen my chihuaha anywhere? 1.5350 0.03873 329 193 96 40
211 The Dawn of the Anti-vacs Movement" 1.5342 0.04211 292 175 78 39
212 I got it at Costco. 1.5337 0.04135 326 202 74 50
213 I can see why nature hates it. 1.5331 0.04184 302 183 77 42
214 Why is it always about size with you? 1.5326 0.04194 291 174 79 38
215 I believe you have a couple of my ceiling fixtures. . 1.5325 0.04018 308 182 88 38
216 Oh yeah? Well I'm the dirtbag from downstairs... 1.5314 0.04148 303 183 79 41
217 Where the hell are my pants?! 1.5300 0.04155 317 196 74 47
218 Have you seen Mittens? 1.5298 0.04084 285 166 87 32
219 It's Doug, from downstairs. My cat is stuck to the ceiling. Any idea why? 1.5296 0.04138 304 184 79 41
220 Well, that explains why my toupee was stuck to the ceiling. 1.5294 0.04385 272 165 70 37
221 What the hell do you mean, "describe him"? He's a cat, he answers to the name "Kitty-puss", and he's missing. 1.5292 0.04580 257 158 62 37
222 You're levitating the furniture downstairs. 1.5287 0.03974 331 201 85 45
223 I hate to bother you, but have you seen my cat?" 1.5281 0.03933 303 176 94 33
224 Hi, I'm your downstairs neighbor. Have you seen my cat? 1.5277 0.04029 307 183 86 38
225 Life is messy, Margaret. Just sweep your problems under the rug like the rest of us. 1.5273 0.04093 311 189 80 42
226 Must you sing while you vacuum?" 1.5271 0.04365 258 153 74 31
227 Have you seen my wife? 1.5265 0.04167 283 168 81 34
228 I suddenly understand why nature abhors a vacuum. 1.5261 0.04381 287 179 65 43
229 Nature abhors a vacuum. Neighbors abhor a giant, loud vacuum. 1.5258 0.04179 310 192 73 45
230 Wow, that must really suck. 1.5257 0.04417 272 167 67 38
231 My dog, sofa and two chairs are stuck on my ceiling, could you turn it off now? 1.5257 0.03766 350 209 98 43
232 I want us to be good neighbors, but I feel like there is a giant vacuum between us. 1.5233 0.04365 258 154 73 31
233 And you must be MRS. Hoover. 1.5230 0.04344 283 175 68 40
234 The Hoover! Damn! 1.5187 0.04531 268 169 59 40
235 I never thought I’d miss your drum set. 1.5181 0.04057 276 161 87 28
236 Would you mind waiting one more night to do that? My mother-in-law arrives in the morning. 1.5180 0.04077 305 186 80 39
237 There's a large hole in my ceiling, and my cat is missing... 1.5180 0.03744 361 220 95 46
238 Let me guess--you're from Texas. 1.5175 0.04106 286 171 82 33
239 That must suck on so many different levels.” 1.5175 0.04154 315 198 71 46
240 If you saw the size of the roaches, you’d understand. 1.5174 0.04179 259 151 82 26
241 I know it sucks, that's the point! 1.5169 0.04451 267 166 64 37
242 Nature's not the only one who abhors a vacuum. 1.5163 0.04141 337 218 64 55
243 Okay, I’m sorry I complained about your Roomba. 1.5158 0.04379 285 180 63 42
244 Knock it off. Or I get out the bagpipes. 1.5157 0.04096 287 172 82 33
245 I don’t mind the noise so much, but you just sucked up my chandelier. 1.5155 0.04118 258 149 85 24
246 It's been 3 hours since my wife came up to borrow a cup of sugar. Have you seen her? 1.5138 0.04123 290 176 79 35
247 Do I have to say it? 1.5126 0.04298 277 171 70 36
248 I respect your opinion, but size actually does matter. 1.5125 0.04257 240 139 79 22
249 I don't mind that you're running your vacuum cleaner at midnight. But your shouting, "Ride 'em, cowboy!" has got to stop! 1.5125 0.04221 281 172 74 35
250 You win. I’ll turn my television down. 1.5117 0.04393 256 156 69 31
251 Wanna know what sucks big time? 1.5110 0.04358 272 169 67 36
252 It's when the couch falls back down from the ceiling that I find so annoying. 1.5098 0.04190 255 150 80 25
253 Fine, I’ll stop playing music after 10. 1.5077 0.04377 260 160 68 32
254 Larry from 3C down the hall We haven’t heard or seen your husband since he screamed that you treated him like dirt. You guys ok? 1.5065 0.04980 231 151 43 37
255 It's not the noise, it's the fact that all my furniture is stuck to the ceiling. 1.5061 0.04621 247 156 57 34
256 It's not just nature that abhors this one. 1.5061 0.04439 247 151 67 29
257 It is NOT the moral equivalent of my new puppy. 1.5059 0.04252 253 151 76 26
258 And in exchange, I'll switch from the bass to the viola. 1.5058 0.04275 257 155 74 28
259 So it IS true, size DOES matter?" 1.5052 0.04141 291 180 75 36
260 Me? I've spent the last three hours stuck to my ceiling. What's new with you? 1.5040 0.04543 250 157 60 33
261 My furniture is stuck to my ceiling. Will you be finished soon? 1.5036 0.04240 274 169 72 33
262 Can you turn that thing off for a second so I can get my cat off the ceiling? 1.5035 0.04174 288 179 73 36
263 It’s not the noise, it’s just that now all the cat hair is on my ceiling. 1.5023 0.04816 219 137 54 28
264 I can hardly hear my leaf blower. 1.5022 0.04634 225 138 61 26
265 I woke up when I hit the ceiling. 1.5022 0.04729 227 142 56 29
266 Well, all I know is that a chandelier was hanging from my dining room ceiling until five minutes ago. 1.5020 0.04336 255 156 70 29
267 Hasn't this year sucked enough of the life out of me? 1.5000 0.04785 210 129 57 24
268 Well that's the thing--I live three floors below you. 1.5000 0.04563 246 155 59 32
269 I said I was a big fan of hoover dam!.. not a big damn Hoover fan! 1.5000 0.04301 252 153 72 27
270 I’ve come to get my chandelier back. 1.4981 0.04315 265 165 68 32
271 Would you mind not vacuuming between the hours of 9 P.M. and never? 1.4981 0.04180 259 156 77 26
272 It's not the noise that's keeping me awake. It's the constant hitting my head on the ceiling everytime you pass over my bed" 1.4978 0.04761 225 142 54 29
273 Can I have me ceiling fan back, please 1.4961 0.04348 254 157 68 29
274 I heard a man scream. Where's your husband? Is he okay? 1.4958 0.04649 240 153 55 32
275 Are you almost done? My cat's stuck to the ceiling. 1.4958 0.04632 236 149 57 30
276 I’m here to inform you, like nature,your neighbors abhor a vacuum. 1.4957 0.04683 230 145 56 29
277 Good morning, have you seen my cat? 1.4942 0.04251 259 159 72 28
278 My blankets are stuck to the ceiling. 1.4941 0.04227 255 155 74 26
279 I said the biggest retailer of electrical appliances, not the retailer of the biggest electrical appliances. 1.4935 0.04586 231 144 60 27
280 I think your vacuum has my ceiling fan. 1.4921 0.04409 252 158 64 30
281 So I guess size does matter, Elaine. 1.4914 0.04771 232 150 50 32
282 I get it – when you can't sleep, you vacuum. Thing is, it's the other way around for everyone else in the building. 1.4908 0.04315 273 174 64 35
283 Don’t make me get out my tuba. 1.4904 0.04156 261 159 76 26
284 Any chance you've seen Fluffy? 1.4903 0.04380 257 162 64 31
285 OK you win. I'll end my evening trumpet practice. 1.4896 0.04121 241 142 80 19
286 Nevermind. Good luck emptying the bag. 1.4895 0.04337 237 144 70 23
287 This is the last time I’m going to help you empty the bag, ok? 1.4883 0.04544 213 129 64 20
288 No, I'm here to complain about your loud snoring. 1.4883 0.04827 213 135 52 26
289 It's over. You win. I'm selling the leaf blower. 1.4875 0.04496 240 151 61 28
290 And all this time I thought it was your vibrator. 1.4870 0.04934 193 120 52 21
291 You can have the parking spot. 1.4865 0.04222 222 130 76 16
292 I'd like my dog back. He was playing near the air duct and ... 1.4861 0.04401 216 129 69 18
293 Downstairs? No. I live down the block, around the corner and six flights up. But still... 1.4857 0.04832 210 133 52 25
294 Yes, this does suck big time 1.4855 0.04443 241 151 63 27
295 I miss the elephant. 1.4854 0.04950 206 132 48 26
296 Just tell me you didn't buy any other appliance from the big and tall shop. 1.4848 0.04544 231 145 60 26
297 My dog is stuck to the ceiling. 1.4846 0.04728 227 146 52 29
298 I know it's loud, but I'll be done in half the time 1.4837 0.04513 215 131 64 20
299 Don’t you know nature abhors a vacuum. 1.4836 0.04872 213 137 49 27
300 Would you mind turning that off for a minute, I can't get my cat off the ceiling. 1.4820 0.04766 222 143 51 28
301 I bet Nature really abhors that one 1.4820 0.04850 222 145 47 30
302 Does it remove in-laws? 1.4819 0.04300 249 155 68 26
303 Yes, I heard it. The entire Upper West Side heard it. 1.4818 0.04363 247 155 65 27
304 And I thought the giant sucking sound keeping me awake at night was the sound of Democracy draining out of this country. 1.4815 0.05010 189 119 49 21
305 Did you happen to pick up my kids? 1.4811 0.04703 212 133 56 23
306 If you think that thing sucks, try living downstairs from it. 1.4808 0.04621 208 128 60 20
307 I heard the argument and I know he's in there. You can't keep vacuuming your boyfriends away, Martha. 1.4806 0.04852 206 131 51 24
308 How about a this: You don't vacuum in the morning and I don't become a serial killer. 1.4803 0.04777 229 150 48 31
309 Whoa…that sucks! 1.4803 0.04530 229 144 60 25
310 Wow. It's exactly as I imagined as I was seething in bed. 1.4800 0.04801 225 147 48 30
311 There's a big vacuum where our love used to be. 1.4798 0.04734 198 122 57 19
312 Ok, you win. I will throw away my banjo. 1.4791 0.04700 215 136 55 24
313 Please turn it off, our cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.4791 0.04700 215 136 55 24
314 Thank you Nacy, it did the trick, my mother-in-law finally moved out 1.4789 0.04493 213 130 64 19
315 Did you have to get one that would suck the joy out of my life as well? 1.4783 0.04930 207 134 47 26
316 Okay, So I'm sorry. It wasn't the best anniversary present. May I come in now? 1.4779 0.04591 249 164 51 34
317 You know last time when I said "Can you be any louder?", I was being sarcastic. 1.4777 0.04362 247 156 64 27
318 You think I'm the one that sucked the air out of the room? 1.4776 0.04575 201 122 62 17
319 Was a Roomba out of the budget? 1.4776 0.04683 201 124 58 19
320 Sorry, I thought sound didn’t travel in a vacuum 1.4775 0.04591 222 140 58 24
321 It's not the noise so much. But everytime you stop, my cat falls back on the floor." 1.4769 0.04949 195 124 49 22
322 I preferred when you dated the Swiffer. 1.4766 0.04362 235 146 66 23
323 I can’t get my wife off the ceiling 1.4762 0.04624 231 149 54 28
324 You've been sweeping with another man, haven't you? 1.4757 0.04852 185 114 54 17
325 Madam,every time you do the halls my cat disappears. Now please let the cat out of the bag. 1.4753 0.04662 223 143 54 26
326 It will never be an Olympic sport no matter how hard you train. 1.4737 0.04653 209 131 57 21
327 I guess you know how much this sucks. 1.4734 0.04929 207 135 46 26
328 My cat's on the ceiling. 1.4725 0.04829 218 143 47 28
329 Really, how much cat hair could you possibly have? 1.4724 0.04715 199 124 56 19
330 If you can reach the power button, by all means turn it off. 1.4721 0.04749 197 123 55 19
331 We need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.4715 0.04931 193 123 49 21
332 Have you seen my hamster? 1.4711 0.04320 225 138 68 19
333 No, I'm sure I heard screaming. 1.4706 0.05103 187 121 44 22
334 Oh, what a relief…I thought the 2:00 a.m. red-eye from LaGuardia was going down next door. 1.4703 0.04820 202 129 51 22
335 Let's just say when you turned that on I hit the roof. 1.4697 0.04891 198 127 49 22
336 Can you please turn that off,my wife is stuck to the ceiling 1.4689 0.04845 209 136 48 25
337 Nature abhors a big vacuum, and so do I. 1.4688 0.04424 224 140 63 21
338 You're gonna need a bigger rug. 1.4678 0.04386 233 147 63 23
339 ‘For the record, I live five blocks away …’ 1.4678 0.04428 233 148 61 24
340 I'd like my chandelier back. 1.4674 0.04929 184 116 50 18
341 "My little Corgi was playing in the hall. Have you seen him?" 1.4673 0.04924 199 129 47 23
342 Uhh, can you check the bag for our cat?! 1.4663 0.04909 208 137 45 26
343 Excuse me, could you turn down your TV? 1.4663 0.04929 193 124 48 21
344 I know where you hid the body 1.4655 0.04399 232 147 62 23
345 Okay, I promise to stop mowing the lawn at 6am. 1.4652 0.04691 187 115 57 15
346 Your neighbors are like nature; we abhor a vacuum. 1.4651 0.04966 215 145 40 30
347 I live downstairs, and my shirt is stuck to the ceiling and I have a zoom call… 1.4648 0.04388 256 168 57 31
348 I’m from the building next door 1.4645 0.05008 183 117 47 19
349 You don't even have a carpet. 1.4639 0.04743 194 122 54 18
350 No I haven't seen your kitty 1.4635 0.04947 192 124 47 21
351 Yes, I tried the giant earplugs. 1.4634 0.04613 205 129 57 19
352 I think you may have my chandelier. 1.4623 0.04838 212 140 46 26
353 I seem to be missing my chandelier..and cat. 1.4621 0.04254 264 172 62 30
354 Congratulations, ma'am. You're the lucky winner of a free broom. 1.4619 0.04919 210 140 43 27
355 I’m sorry about the noise but since Jim left, I’ve been trying to fill the huge vacuum in my life. 1.4615 0.05001 208 140 40 28
356 Need I remind you that nature abhors a giant vacuum? 1.4615 0.04997 195 128 44 23
357 You haven't seen a pair of loud, barky beagles, have you? 1.4611 0.04760 193 122 53 18
358 Have you seen my wife anywhere? 1.4611 0.04528 193 118 61 14
359 Can I borrow a cup of earplugs? 1.4611 0.04703 193 121 55 17
360 Wanted to let you know that the ghost of my late wife has disappeared 1.4608 0.05076 204 138 38 28
361 It's "no sound IN a vacuum"! 1.4607 0.05292 178 118 38 22
362 The sound is one thing, but getting sucked up to your own ceiling is entirely another! 1.4602 0.05575 176 121 29 26
363 No… I’ll tell YOU what really sucks. 1.4599 0.05043 187 122 44 21
364 First Amendment my ass. 1.4598 0.05321 174 115 38 21
365 Ok...you can have your parking spot back 1.4588 0.04685 194 122 55 17
366 Is there a way we can get your OCD and my insomnia on the same schedule? 1.4585 0.04506 205 128 60 17
367 Our chihuahua is missing. 1.4583 0.05054 192 127 42 23
368 I wouldn’t normally bring up the issue, but my toast is sticking to the ceiling. 1.4583 0.04602 192 119 58 15
369 Listen, I know what I heard. That was Ralph's voice. As clear as a bell. Until the last part. 1.4583 0.04585 216 139 55 22
370 In this case, size does matter. 1.4581 0.04643 203 129 55 19
371 Have you seen my chihuahua? 1.4577 0.04729 201 129 52 20
372 My kids are missing. Did they come to visit you? 1.4573 0.04763 199 128 51 20
373 Never mind. Your life obviously sucks more than mine." 1.4571 0.04823 210 139 46 25
374 It's sucking the dust off MY floor. 1.4570 0.04886 186 119 49 18
375 I live downstairs and my cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.4567 0.04446 254 170 52 32
376 Your downstairs neighbor? I live two states over! 1.4564 0.04888 195 127 47 21
377 Can you hold it down? You’re drowning out my bagpipe solos. 1.4564 0.04995 195 129 43 23
378 Could you at least turn the power down? My bed is stuck to the ceiling. 1.4558 0.04739 215 142 48 25
379 Sorry to bother you, but have you seen my cat? 1.4554 0.04551 202 127 58 17
380 Nature abhors a vacuum,...and now, so do I. 1.4554 0.04711 202 130 52 20
381 Effing Costco. 1.4554 0.04909 213 144 41 28
382 You're sucking the life out of our marriage, Doris. 1.4550 0.04662 211 137 52 22
383 Tell you what,I'll spring for hard wood floors. 1.4545 0.05119 165 105 45 15
384 It’s time to talk about the vacuum in the room. 1.4545 0.05211 176 116 40 20
385 I appreciate that it’s whisper quiet, but my comforter is now stuck to my ceiling. 1.4545 0.04343 242 157 60 25
386 Could you disable the back-up beeper? 1.4540 0.05318 174 116 37 21
387 I'm your downstairs neighbor, and I want my ceiling fan back. 1.4537 0.04508 227 148 55 24
388 I got tired of having to empty it so often. 1.4536 0.04625 194 122 56 16
389 I’d have complained to the board about you if they didn’t go missing. 1.4528 0.04741 212 140 48 24
390 Yes, sometimes life can suck big time! 1.4520 0.04527 177 107 60 10
391 It really isn’t the noise; it’s that my bed is levitating. 1.4510 0.04828 204 135 46 23
392 I dreamt you had a great vacuum in your life since we went our separate ways. 1.4509 0.05212 173 114 40 19
393 Can I have my cat back? 1.4507 0.04723 213 141 48 24
394 I preferred the elephant 1.4505 0.05199 182 122 38 22
395 This is what happens when you try to sweep all of our issues under the rug. 1.4503 0.04733 191 122 52 17
396 Are you sure you understood when your therapist said you were living in a vacuum? 1.4497 0.04768 189 121 51 17
397 Are you fooling around with that dirtbag again? 1.4494 0.05103 178 117 42 19
398 I am aware, Madame, that other residents of this building also vacuum at night, but are you aware of the aphorism, 'size matters'? 1.4489 0.05082 176 115 43 18
399 Please turn off tbe vacuum. My wife is just below you and her head is stuck to the ceiling. 1.4483 0.04349 232 150 60 22
400 The noise isn't an issue, but my bed is stuck to the ceiling. 1.4475 0.04393 219 140 60 19
401 I thought I heard your husband crying for help? 1.4468 0.04902 188 123 46 19
402 I guess it’s pretty quiet for its size. 1.4465 0.05475 159 106 35 18
403 Yes, I'm the sleep-deprived obstetrician who lives downstairs, and I cut the damn cord. 1.4464 0.05324 168 112 37 19
404 It’s louder than it looks 1.4464 0.04978 168 107 47 14
405 As it turns out, size matters. 1.4459 0.05276 148 94 42 12
406 I'm a door-to-door vacuum cleaner buyer. 1.4459 0.05452 157 104 36 17
407 All the residents chipped in to buy you a dirtier and bigger apartment elsewhere… 1.4457 0.04978 184 121 44 19
408 OK, you win!! 1.4452 0.05189 155 99 43 13
409 Would you mind running it after I'm dead? 1.4451 0.05279 164 108 39 17
410 Sorry about the dog’s barking. What are your terms? 1.4450 0.04787 191 124 49 18
411 Now I understand why all my furniture is stuck to the ceiling. 1.4444 0.04915 171 109 48 14
412 Please turn it off, my dog is stuck to the ceiling. 1.4444 0.05398 162 108 36 18
413 Do you think you could just run it during the day? It’s drowning out the sirens and I can’t sleep. 1.4444 0.05121 171 112 42 17
414 Suddenly, it seemed as though the air had been sucked out of the room. 1.4439 0.04919 187 123 45 19
415 Fine. You can borrow my Roomba. 1.4438 0.05162 178 119 39 20
416 Crank it up, Amy. I can still hear my wife yapping. 1.4438 0.05227 160 104 41 15
417 I, like Nature, abhor your vacuum. 1.4432 0.04957 185 122 44 19
418 Okay, I'll turn the TV down 1.4430 0.05039 158 100 46 12
419 So I just drill a small hole in my ceiling and you get my dust, too? 1.4423 0.05164 156 100 43 13
420 Remember when I bought a truck and you said I must be making up for something? 1.4419 0.05229 172 115 38 19
421 Rage cleaning again? 1.4417 0.05229 163 107 40 16
422 Oh, that's the sucky elephant in the room . . . 1.4413 0.04952 179 117 45 17
423 Bothering me? No, I was up anyway. I just wanted to see if it looks like it sounds. 1.4413 0.05015 179 118 43 18
424 Ohhh my therapist is going to love this one… 1.4413 0.04952 179 117 45 17
425 You won't believe it Doris, but my wife was raptured right off the sofa. Can I come in? 1.4409 0.04995 186 124 42 20
426 Maybe we go back to no rugs and you stomping on the hardwood floors. 1.4408 0.05422 152 100 37 15
427 Costco was having a sale 1.4408 0.05658 152 103 31 18
428 It's time we talked about the vacuum in the room. 1.4408 0.04798 211 143 43 25
429 This isn't about cleaning your apartment, Mary, is it? 1.4407 0.04659 177 111 54 12
430 Thanks for turning it off. My head was stuck to the ceiling. 1.4405 0.04974 168 108 46 14
431 Yes, the size matters. 1.4405 0.05184 168 111 40 17
432 Can I ask a small favor? 1.4405 0.04902 168 107 48 13
433 I live downstairs and want my chandelier back. 1.4403 0.05471 159 107 34 18
434 The last I saw her, she was dusting the ceiling fan. 1.4402 0.04975 184 122 43 19
435 I'm your neighbour from down the street... 1.4402 0.04730 184 118 51 15
436 Hi, I’m from downstairs – my furniture is stuck to the ceiling 1.4398 0.05009 191 129 40 22
437 Your neighbor abhors a vacuum. 1.4395 0.05595 157 107 31 19
438 Thanks for coming by. I think if I stand on your shoulders I can reach the power switch. 1.4393 0.05074 173 114 42 17
439 I don't mind the outages. I can even stand the noise. But—where is my dog? 1.4387 0.05422 155 103 36 16
440 Sims from 1B. You sucked up my shih tzu. 1.4387 0.05499 155 104 34 17
441 You didn't know? Neighbors abhors a vacuum. 1.4385 0.04974 187 125 42 20
442 I'm surprised you heard me knock. 1.4381 0.04571 210 138 52 20
443 There was a spider. 1.4372 0.04857 199 134 43 22
444 This pandemic cleaning of yours has gotten out of control 1.4371 0.05135 167 110 41 16
445 You're sucking the plaster off of my ceiling. 1.4368 0.04850 174 112 48 14
446 'D you know that thing is pulling my shades up? 1.4365 0.04783 181 117 49 15
447 Nature abhors your vacuum and so do I.” 1.4362 0.05066 188 128 38 22
448 There’s a reason Nature abhors a vacuum. 1.4359 0.04711 195 128 49 18
449 Okay, okay! I'll quit practicing my drums when you're home. 1.4356 0.05507 163 112 31 20
450 Good Evening. Cliff here from downstairs. My wife and cat would have come along but they're on the ceiling. 1.4354 0.05381 147 96 38 13
451 Sorry, I thought you were alone. 1.4353 0.05136 170 113 40 17
452 Could you please keep it down? Some people still have nothing to do tomorrow 1.4350 0.04991 200 138 37 25
453 Can you please use a Swiffer after 8pm? 1.4348 0.05271 161 107 38 16
454 Harold's suspicion was finally confirmed. His neighbor, Doris, really had sucked the life out of George. 1.4348 0.05045 161 104 44 13
455 So I see you're playing dirty now 1.4346 0.04458 214 140 55 19
456 Have you seen my wife? She was coming by to complain about the noise. 1.4337 0.05363 166 113 34 19
457 I apologize. I should never have said that you suck,big time. 1.4324 0.04950 185 124 42 19
458 I'm missing a chandelier. 1.4323 0.04761 192 127 47 18
459 'I know, it sucks, right?!' 1.4318 0.04941 176 116 44 16
460 Well, now there are two things sucking the fun out of the room. 1.4305 0.05105 151 97 43 11
461 I think you sucked up the sheep I've been trying to count. 1.4301 0.04987 186 126 40 20
462 No, YOU suck it up. 1.4295 0.05389 156 105 35 16
463 I’m trying to sweep. 1.4295 0.05540 156 107 31 18
464 ‘ you got my cat stuck to the ceiling‘ 1.4294 0.05199 170 115 37 18
465 Oops. Did I wake you? 1.4294 0.05132 170 114 39 17
466 Have you seen my ceiling fan? 1.4294 0.04984 177 118 42 17
467 I'm aware of your allergies, Brenda. 1.4286 0.04962 161 104 45 12
468 Kindly return my chandelier…and my cat. 1.4286 0.04744 196 131 46 19
469 Is there a low setting? I had to peel my cat off of the ceiling. 1.4271 0.04814 192 129 44 19
470 I live below. I think my sofa is in the bag. 1.4270 0.05025 178 120 40 18
471 Well that explains it. 1.4267 0.05296 150 99 38 13
472 Tell me, how big are your dustballs? 1.4267 0.05036 150 96 44 10
473 What happened to the elephant? 1.4265 0.05681 136 91 32 13
474 Could you turn it off, please? My cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.4262 0.04801 183 121 46 16
475 Is the party next door keeping you up too 1.4259 0.05240 162 109 37 16
476 Would you turn your vacuum off, my cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.4257 0.04898 202 140 38 24
477 Would you mind not flushing the toilet after midnight? 1.4255 0.05442 141 93 36 12
478 I feel like I’m being sucked in again, Rita. 1.4253 0.04701 174 112 50 12
479 I thought I heard your husband screaming a while ago. Is he OK? 1.4248 0.05462 153 104 33 16
480 And it’s a Hoover...Damm. 1.4247 0.05309 146 96 38 12
481 How do you expect me to sleep when all my blankets are on the ceiling? 1.4246 0.05002 179 121 40 18
482 Honey, where are the kids…? 1.4246 0.04811 179 118 46 15
483 Sucks big time, huh? 1.4244 0.05150 172 117 37 18
484 At last you're fully vacuumated. 1.4241 0.05484 158 109 31 18
485 He makes me happy, George. 1.4241 0.05557 158 110 29 19
486 Bye George. I only have room in my life for one big thing that sucks. 1.4238 0.05434 151 102 34 15
487 To be fair, the place is spotless 1.4236 0.05176 144 93 41 10
488 My sofa is stuck to the ceiling. Can you knock it off? 1.4235 0.04989 170 113 42 15
489 I didn't even know they made riding vacuums. 1.4235 0.05194 170 116 36 18
490 I know! It sucks bigtime! 1.4235 0.04849 196 134 41 21
491 I’m not sure which of you sucks more. 1.4233 0.05141 163 109 39 15
492 Ok , I’ll buy you the Roomba! 1.4231 0.04985 156 101 44 11
493 Ok but how is it for cat hair? 1.4231 0.04985 156 101 44 11
494 No, cleanliness is not next to godliness, it’s next to Joe, your neighbor. 1.4225 0.05682 142 97 30 15
495 Guess I'm no longer the biggest sucker in this house now 1.4224 0.05186 161 108 38 15
496 Looks like you found the Viagra pill I dropped last night? 1.4221 0.05511 154 106 31 17
497 We agreed on dusk to dawn, not dust to dawn 1.4218 0.05539 147 100 32 15
498 Was it the sound of the machine or my husband’s screams? 1.4211 0.05669 133 89 32 12
499 I’m not the biggest dirtbag after all 1.4211 0.05718 152 107 26 19
500 Nature - and I - abhor a vacuum. 1.4204 0.05432 157 108 32 17
501 The silencer was an extra $50. 1.4204 0.04877 157 101 46 10
502 It belongs to the housekeeper I just hired. Wait till you see her! 1.4204 0.05279 157 106 36 15
503 You just vacuumed up my chandelier! 1.4195 0.04971 174 117 41 16
504 How about you put that away and go to sweep? 1.4194 0.05558 155 108 29 18
505 It's not just nature that abhors a vacuum. 1.4190 0.04998 179 122 39 18
506 I'm looking for weapons of mass dust suction. 1.4189 0.05509 148 101 32 15
507 No, asking for a ladder to change a vacuum bag in the middle of the night is perfectly normal. 1.4189 0.05164 148 97 40 11
508 Could you please turn down your TV? 1.4187 0.05281 160 109 35 16
509 All right, it's a deal: I won't practice the tuba before noon, you don't vacuum after midnight. 1.4187 0.05428 160 111 31 18
510 For the upteenth time, what are YOU compensating for with that thing? 1.4187 0.05281 160 109 35 16
511 Well, my sleep also sucks big time. 1.4183 0.05047 153 100 42 11
512 Look, I get it. My mother visited last week… 1.4182 0.05091 165 111 39 15
513 Sorry, did I wake you? 1.4178 0.05302 146 97 37 12
514 Can you turn the music down? 1.4177 0.04936 158 103 44 11
515 Size doesn't matter, but the volume does. 1.4176 0.04983 170 114 41 15
516 Pardon me but have you seen my cat? 1.4176 0.04983 170 114 41 15
517 I live below you. My cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.4171 0.04946 199 140 35 24
518 Have you seen my cat? He’s been missing since this morning. 1.4167 0.04849 180 121 43 16
519 Your neighbors and nature both abhor that thing. 1.4167 0.05454 156 108 31 17
520 Yes, I am the guy from downstairs; and yes, that is my wife who screams every time she gets sucked up into the chandelier. 1.4161 0.05328 161 111 33 17
521 I live directly below you and my cat is now stuck to the ceiling. 1.4161 0.05104 161 108 39 14
522 It's not the noise! You are lifting the sheets off my bed! 1.4161 0.05137 149 98 40 11
523 Hi, Herb. What’s up? 1.4161 0.05479 149 102 32 15
524 I can barely hear my drums with the din you're making! 1.4157 0.04821 178 119 44 15
525 Well, as you said when we were dating - size does matter! 1.4155 0.05405 142 95 35 12
526 I'll raise you a huge stereo system. 1.4148 0.04925 176 119 41 16
527 Amazon said the dimensions could vary. 1.4140 0.05350 157 108 33 16
528 It appears to me that the more you vacuum the bigger it gets. Where are the children? 1.4138 0.05413 145 98 34 13
529 I think we might have to start by addressing the vacuum in the room. 1.4138 0.05672 145 101 28 16
530 ''My wife and dog went missing last night, have you seen or heard them?" 1.4136 0.05003 162 108 41 13
531 Really? A Costco vacuum cleaner! 1.4135 0.05559 133 89 33 11
532 Now I get why they say Nature Hates a Vacuum. 1.4133 0.05111 150 99 40 11
533 Can you decrease your suction power? My cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.4125 0.05123 160 108 38 14
534 I'm from the apartment underneath you. I think you have my chandelier. 1.4125 0.05199 160 109 36 15
535 I came to tell you that you snore like a giant vacuum cleaner 1.4122 0.05512 131 87 34 10
536 It wasn't the noise. I woke up when I felt the hair being sucked from my head. 1.4122 0.05418 148 101 33 14
537 Could you please refrain from vacuuming until I can get my wife untangled from our ceiling fan? 1.4121 0.05052 182 127 35 20
538 Funny - I coulda sworn Peggy was at your door not five minutes ago, complaining about your noise. 1.4110 0.05129 163 111 37 15
539 YOU tell it to be quiet, tough guy." 1.4109 0.05570 129 86 33 10
540 Yes, the vacuum is loud. I’m more worried about where you plan to empty it. 1.4107 0.04874 168 112 43 13
541 Can't sleep. Any guesses? 1.4106 0.05084 151 100 40 11
542 I'm really sorry my wife told you to suck it up. 1.4094 0.05715 149 106 25 18
543 My dog can't be over 10 lbs, but this is allowed? 1.4091 0.05098 154 103 39 12
544 Maybe it needs the body bag changed? 1.4088 0.04985 159 106 41 12
545 I hear you got a new vacuum cleaner. 1.4088 0.04823 159 104 45 10
546 So, did you get rid of the body? 1.4088 0.05439 137 92 34 11
547 Just curious . . . can I see your washer/dryer? 1.4088 0.05439 137 92 34 11
548 I'd like to rescind my earlier complaint about Pogo aerobics and lodge a new one. 1.4080 0.04892 174 118 41 15
549 The other tenants wonder if you could possibly do your vacuuming later, like after the apocalypse?" 1.4079 0.05391 152 105 32 15
550 Did you suck the air out of the room again? 1.4079 0.05227 152 103 36 13
551 If you don’t shut that damn thing off, I’m getting the leaf blower out again. 1.4079 0.04971 152 100 42 10
552 A truce. You get rid of this, I stop singing opera in the shower. 1.4076 0.05108 157 106 38 13
553 What sucking sound? 1.4076 0.04702 184 124 45 15
554 Naturally, I abhor your vacuum. 1.4074 0.05691 135 93 29 13
555 Well, you’re the one who’s always saying that size matters so... 1.4074 0.04919 162 108 42 12
556 Get a Roomba. 1.4069 0.05315 145 98 35 12
557 Circadian rhythms running amok again, Sylvia? 1.4069 0.05038 145 95 41 9
558 You sucked the water out of my bathtub. 1.4068 0.06046 118 81 26 11
559 Did you find Fluffy? 1.4065 0.04988 155 103 41 11
560 You know I just moved away from JFK.. 1.4061 0.04855 165 110 43 12
561 The entire building hates you. 1.4060 0.05446 133 89 34 10
562 I'M being dramatic!? 1.4054 0.05410 148 102 32 14
563 ...but did you have to blast Led Zeppelin as well? 1.4052 0.05282 153 105 34 14
564 Both of my dogs are missing. 1.4051 0.05082 158 107 38 13
565 Let me guess. Amazon Prime Day? 1.4044 0.05258 136 90 37 9
566 Pardon me please madam, but contrary to the laws of physics, sound seems to travel very well through your vacuum. 1.4041 0.05798 146 105 23 18
567 Touché. I’m sorry I tapped on my ceiling with a broom last week. 1.4041 0.04916 146 95 43 8
568 How'd you get the barking to stop? 1.4037 0.05315 161 113 31 17
569 Have you seen my dachshund? 1.4036 0.05266 166 117 31 18
570 ‘Have you seen my dog?’’ 1.4030 0.05414 134 90 34 10
571 Have you seen the twins? 1.4029 0.05278 139 93 36 10
572 Okay, I'll sell my leaf blower. 1.4029 0.05472 139 95 32 12
573 Seriously? 1.4027 0.05380 149 103 32 14
574 Could you please keep it down. I'm trying to sweep. 1.4026 0.05006 154 103 40 11
575 I appreciate that you got rid of the leaf blower but… 1.4025 0.05057 159 108 38 13
576 I abhor it. 1.4024 0.05241 164 115 32 17
577 That thing sucks. 1.4022 0.04587 179 119 48 12
578 No, I haven’t seen Bill in a few days. 1.4015 0.05028 132 85 41 6
579 I apologize for making fun of your big broom. 1.4015 0.05469 132 89 33 10
580 Was the bigger model out of stock? 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
581 Sorry to disturb you. I thought I heard a leaf blower. 1.4015 0.05623 137 95 29 13
582 I live below you and my bed sheets are now stuck to the ceiling. 1.4014 0.05683 147 105 25 17
583 It's from Costco, they have giant white noise machines too 1.4014 0.05601 147 104 27 16
584 You treat me like dirt, Marge. 1.4013 0.05101 157 107 37 13
585 You've cleared the neighborhood of dogs. 1.4000 0.05632 130 89 30 11
586 I abhor it even more than nature does. 1.4000 0.05202 180 130 28 22
587 I really hate to bother you, but if you could turn the power down just a titch... my cat is stuck to the ceiling downstairs." 1.4000 0.04693 165 109 46 10
588 You finally found a bigger sucker than me. 1.4000 0.05248 140 94 36 10
589 I couldn’t sweep. 1.4000 0.04964 170 117 38 15
590 Wait until you see the toaster. 1.3985 0.05540 133 91 31 11
591 Marsha, I really don’t care that it’s an example of Forced Perspective and the vacuum is actually normal size…it’s still loud as f@#k at 2 am! 1.3983 0.06035 118 82 25 11
592 No Howard it's not what it looks like. Dyson and I are just friends, nothing more. 1.3975 0.05234 161 113 32 16
593 My cat is stuck on the ceiling. 1.3972 0.05409 141 97 32 12
594 Just as I suspected! 1.3972 0.05121 141 94 38 9
595 It’s not the noise; it’s getting Fluffy off the ceiling. 1.3972 0.05409 141 97 32 12
596 No, I did not come up to borrow a cup of sugar. 1.3972 0.05502 141 98 30 13
597 Hey, you don't live in a vacuum! 1.3972 0.05315 141 96 34 11
598 You missed a spot on our ceiling. 1.3969 0.05701 131 91 28 12
599 It was quieter when you sweep walked. 1.3969 0.05804 131 92 26 13
600 Upon reflection, I prefer the hardwood floors. 1.3968 0.04898 189 134 35 20
601 As if things don’t suck enough already? 1.3968 0.05864 126 88 26 12
602 Have you ever considered a Roomba? 1.3963 0.04707 164 109 45 10
603 If you're going to drag my cat along the ceiling late at night, at least do it in orderly rows. 1.3953 0.05326 129 86 35 8
604 You haven't seen my wife, by any chance...?" 1.3953 0.04483 172 113 50 9
605 As your downstairs neighbor, I’m confirming that nature abhors your vacuum. 1.3951 0.05352 162 116 28 18
606 I’m cleaning up from last year 1.3947 0.05041 152 103 38 11
607 Carol, I know life feels like a big mess right now but it’s best not to overreact. 1.3947 0.05793 114 77 29 8
608 Have you seen my teeth? 1.3946 0.05159 147 100 36 11
609 It makes the dust look smaller. 1.3939 0.05016 132 86 40 6
610 You're sucking all the air out of all the rooms. 1.3934 0.05649 122 83 30 9
611 It just sucked up my chandelier. 1.3931 0.05387 145 101 31 13
612 It looked way smaller on Amazon 1.3931 0.05206 145 99 35 11
613 I can't sleep when you turn it off 1.3931 0.05019 145 97 39 9
614 You're making the cat levitate. 1.3929 0.05431 140 97 31 12
615 Wow, that is a Giant Hoover...Damn! 1.3926 0.05371 135 92 33 10
616 No, I won’t stand on your shoulders and help you push the vacuum. 1.3925 0.06050 107 73 26 8
617 If you promise not to vacuum at night I'll stop singing in the shower early in the morning. 1.3924 0.04905 158 107 40 11
618 No, I'm not here to tell you to turn your music down. 1.3923 0.05514 130 89 31 10
619 I’m not sure switching to ‘quiet mode’ will help. 1.3923 0.05621 130 90 29 11
620 D'you mind turning that off? My mother-in-law is stuck to the ceiling. 1.3922 0.05099 153 105 36 12
621 Below you, it sounds like you're running a giant...uh 1.3920 0.05891 125 88 25 12
622 Well, yes, the sound is an issue. Also, my father's toupee sticks to the ceiling. 1.3919 0.05131 148 101 36 11
623 Please turn off your vac. My wife is stuck to the ceiling. 1.3913 0.05075 161 112 35 14
624 They say you've got all the dirt on this neighborhood. 1.3910 0.05425 133 91 32 10
625 I feel that there is a large vacuum in our relationship. 1.3910 0.05631 133 93 28 12
626 Vac three times on the ceiling if you want me. 1.3910 0.05927 133 96 22 15
627 Have you seen the children? 1.3907 0.05145 151 104 35 12
628 My wife came up to complain about the noise. Have you seen her? 1.3906 0.05460 128 87 32 9
629 You owe me four hi-hats, a chandelier and a ceiling fan. 1.3905 0.04756 169 115 42 12
630 Have you seen my cat, Fluffy? 1.3904 0.04597 146 94 47 5
631 I'm reporting you unless you do my place too. 1.3904 0.04992 146 98 39 9
632 Did my wife just come down to complain about the noise? 1.3902 0.05958 123 87 24 12
633 Yes, that's what it sounded like, but I just had to see it. 1.3898 0.05251 118 77 36 5
634 The vacuum I don't mind, but the stilts are driving me crazy. 1.3897 0.05540 136 95 29 12
635 Can you turn the suction down a little, my cat is on the ceiling again!” 1.3892 0.04598 185 127 44 14
636 I apologize for describing your rug as "sticky". 1.3889 0.05401 126 85 33 8
637 Unfortunately, the rest of my clothes were sucked into the ceiling. 1.3889 0.05497 144 102 28 14
638 You won, yours is way bigger. 1.3889 0.05743 126 88 27 11
639 Do I need to say this sucks, big time? 1.3885 0.05258 139 95 34 10
640 Must you wake up the neighborhood with your loud knocking?! 1.3885 0.05547 139 98 28 13
641 It’s not so much the vacuuming as it is the washing machine’s spin cycle. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
642 Will you keep it down? Some of us are trying to sweep. 1.3878 0.05327 147 103 31 13
643 Not only did you wake me up, you sucked me out of bed. 1.3878 0.05327 147 103 31 13
644 Could you please use your giant broom and dustpan instead? 1.3871 0.05457 124 84 32 8
645 It’s not my fault the Roomba found the Viagara. 1.3871 0.05806 124 87 26 11
646 Sorry Leonard but this relationship is over. He just gives me something you never could! 1.3871 0.05457 124 84 32 8
647 Andre wants his vacuum back. 1.3869 0.05408 137 95 31 11
648 I came up here to complain, but now I see that thing has body bag attached so you have yourself a good night. 1.3867 0.05499 150 108 26 16
649 Our therapist says size doesn’t matter, OK Lois??? 1.3867 0.05075 150 103 36 11
650 I’m sorry, Hal, I found myself a bigger sucker. 1.3864 0.05856 132 95 23 14
651 We've never met, but I am familiar with your work. 1.3862 0.05377 145 102 30 13
652 My couch is on the ceiling. 1.3858 0.05482 127 87 31 9
653 And here I thought that I was the biggest sucker of them all. 1.3857 0.05325 140 97 32 11
654 And here I thought it was a vibrator. 1.3857 0.05420 140 98 30 12
655 You should see my fridge 1.3857 0.05325 140 97 32 11
656 How can you object to my vacuum cleaner? Are you an anti-vacser? 1.3852 0.06098 122 88 21 13
657 Maybe the wood floors weren’t so bad.... 1.3852 0.05150 135 91 36 8
658 ``I want my chandelier back. Now.'' 1.3846 0.05715 130 92 26 12
659 I’m studying for my finals. Can I borrow your coffee maker? 1.3846 0.05244 143 99 33 11
660 Do you mind?! Your vacuum sounds like it's the size of -- oh. It really is the size of a car. 1.3846 0.05281 130 88 34 8
661 Your roomba is parked outside, and it's about to get towed. 1.3841 0.05304 151 107 30 14
662 The problem is the noise scares my lion! 1.3841 0.05387 151 108 28 15
663 I am the first of many. 1.3835 0.05198 133 90 35 8
664 Hello Bob, but, whatever possessed you to knock on my door so late this evening?? 1.3833 0.05820 120 84 26 10
665 Every time you switch it on, my wife gets stuck to the ceiling. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
666 My cat is dangling from the ceiling again. 1.3831 0.05228 154 109 31 14
667 At this hour, Nature isn't the only one who abhors a vacuum. 1.3828 0.05559 128 89 29 10
668 The chainsaw was bad enough,Mrs. Bunyan, but does he have to vacuum in the middle of the night? 1.3828 0.05559 128 89 29 10
669 What giant sucking noise? 1.3828 0.05559 128 89 29 10
670 Guess what happened to the last whiny neighbor? 1.3828 0.05559 128 89 29 10
671 Size matters. 1.3826 0.05437 149 107 27 15
672 Ok! I agree to only use my leaf blower between 9 and 5. 1.3824 0.05012 136 91 38 7
673 If you were a man, I'd say you were overcompensating for something. 1.3821 0.05101 123 81 37 5
674 Yeah, I know. It sucks. 1.3816 0.05357 152 109 28 15
675 Well, do you know what else really sucks?! 1.3813 0.05441 139 98 29 12
676 I just woke up stuck to my ceiling. Any idea how that could have happened? 1.3806 0.05200 155 110 31 14
677 I'm still debating if it's big or if we're just in the background. 1.3806 0.05484 134 94 29 11
678 You’re vacuuming up all the furniture downstairs. 1.3805 0.05666 113 77 29 7
679 I believe my entire wardrobe is in there. 1.3804 0.05090 163 116 32 15
680 Out of town? I am sure I have seen Mr. Jones come in just a short while ago 1.3804 0.04783 163 112 40 11
681 Oh NOW who’s compensating? 1.3798 0.05524 129 90 29 10
682 Hello, my name is Allen, I live on the second floor. You might be wondering why I am here on the 25th floor knocking on your door at 3am. 1.3797 0.05127 158 112 32 14
683 Like my life, it really sucks. 1.3796 0.05090 137 93 36 8
684 Now I know what you mean when you say your roommate “really sucks!” 1.3793 0.05277 145 102 31 12
685 Yeah I did tell you to suck it up, but . . . 1.3791 0.05080 153 107 34 12
686 I’m below you. I think you have my cat. 1.3790 0.05321 124 84 33 7
687 .Please tell me it's a rental. 1.3790 0.05443 124 85 31 8
688 You say that you just picked up a big dust bunny, but I can hear your husband's screams coming from inside the bag! 1.3790 0.05443 124 85 31 8
689 I’m going to need your help getting your mother-in-law out of the vacuum. 1.3788 0.05327 132 91 32 9
690 Nature and 5-D abhor a vacuum. 1.3788 0.05643 132 94 26 12
691 It didn’t work. I can still hear your singing 1.3786 0.05216 140 97 33 10
692 It came with the Costco bottle of spot remover. 1.3782 0.05252 156 112 29 15
693 When I say your vacuum cleaner sucks, I don't mean it as a compliment. 1.3778 0.05551 135 96 27 12
694 I think you have my cat. 1.3772 0.05626 114 78 29 7
695 Nothing a night’s sleep and an eviction notice won’t fix, thank you. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
696 Brenda, we like you, and we GET that you can't sleep at night since your husband went missing, but... 1.3769 0.05489 130 91 29 10
697 I will literally pay to make your floor hardwood 1.3769 0.05597 130 92 27 11
698 Have you seen my bowling ball? 1.3768 0.05265 138 96 32 10
699 I have to get dressed for work. Could you turn off your vacuum cleaner so that I can peal my pants off the ceiling? 1.3768 0.05265 138 96 32 10
700 Okay, I’ll turn down my TV. 1.3768 0.05364 138 97 30 11
701 I thought so. 1.3761 0.05253 117 78 34 5
702 You're going to have to do something about your vacuum. My son is practicing his bagpipes and cant hear himself think. 1.3760 0.05408 125 86 31 8
703 Did you take care of your husband? 1.3759 0.05653 141 103 23 15
704 OK, this time I know I’m not being unreasonable. 1.3758 0.05082 149 104 34 11
705 I hate to bother you, but I live in the apartment beneath you and all the dirt on my floor was just moved to my ceiling. Are you having the same problem? 1.3750 0.05656 128 91 26 11
706 OMG, you’ve shrunk too. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
707 Let me guess, another midnight invasion of giant dust bunnies? 1.3750 0.05212 136 94 33 9
708 Thanks to you, my apartment is now devoid of matter! 1.3750 0.05546 128 90 28 10
709 Can that pick up blood? 1.3750 0.05203 144 101 32 11
710 Just trying to clean up the mess of this past year 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
711 Living below you really sucks. 1.3741 0.05217 147 104 31 12
712 Not tonight, but tomorrow morning, can I borrow that thing? 1.3741 0.05429 139 99 28 12
713 My name is Dyson. May I make a suggestion? 1.3739 0.05722 115 80 27 8
714 You know that you don’t live in a vacuum, right? 1.3734 0.04958 158 111 35 12
715 I'm from 3B downstairs. Have you seen my chandelier? 1.3731 0.05262 134 93 32 9
716 May I borrow your vacuum? I want to help all my neighbors get a good night's sleep. 1.3731 0.05262 134 93 32 9
717 Your vacuum is seriously out of tune 1.3731 0.05044 134 91 36 7
718 I’ll stop snoring if you’ll turn that off! 1.3731 0.05154 134 92 34 8
719 I think you suck. 1.3730 0.05716 126 90 25 11
720 No, I hadn't noticed that the lights just flickered in the rest of the world. 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
721 Are your feet clean ? 1.3729 0.05871 118 84 24 10
722 I sleep better with fireworks. 1.3729 0.05871 118 84 24 10
723 I’m sorry Bill, it’s over. He satisfies all my needs 1.3727 0.06309 110 80 19 11
724 Being your neighbor sucks more. 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
725 You're mistaken Bill, I work for NASA. Noise doesn't propagate in a vacuum. 1.3724 0.05356 145 104 28 13
726 Thanks, my house is clean now. 1.3724 0.05174 145 102 32 11
727 Can you turn off the vacuum so I can get my cat off the ceiling? 1.3723 0.05076 137 94 35 8
728 Finally upgraded from the broom, huh? 1.3723 0.05284 137 96 31 10
729 Apparently there is such a thing as an elephant in the Roomba. 1.3721 0.05510 129 91 28 10
730 Well, THAT sucks. 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
731 Did you hear that? Of course not. Me neither. 1.3712 0.05732 132 96 23 13
732 Compensating much, darling? 1.3710 0.05306 124 85 32 7
733 I live 5 blocks away from here. That should be an obvious sign of what's wrong. 1.3707 0.05812 116 82 25 9
734 You win, I'll turn down my music. 1.3706 0.05029 143 99 35 9
735 Well, he's over his fireworks fear. 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
736 Pardon me, but I have a huge dust bunny. 1.3706 0.04829 143 97 39 7
737 The lowest setting isn't low enough. Try OFF… 1.3706 0.05315 143 102 29 12
738 I believe that was my wife you sucked up through the dumbwaiter. 1.3704 0.05230 135 94 32 9
739 Hi, It's 2 am, and I’d like you to remind you, that you don't live in a vacuum. 1.3704 0.05437 135 96 28 11
740 My sheets are on the ceiling. 1.3701 0.05208 154 111 29 14
741 By the way, where's the cat? 1.3701 0.05339 127 88 31 8
742 3C abhors a vacuum. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
743 You were vacuuming, were you? Coulda fooled me. I thought your 747 was ready for take-off! 1.3697 0.05707 119 84 26 9
744 We heard you got a new vacuum 1.3697 0.05451 119 82 30 7
745 I thought size didn't matter! 1.3697 0.05951 119 86 22 11
746 Can you vacuum smaller? I can't hear myself sleep. 1.3694 0.06128 111 80 21 10
747 Sorry,I just moved here from Texas. 1.3692 0.05365 130 91 30 9
748 Yes, the electric rates are lower at night, but did you look at anyplace other than Costco for a vacuum? 1.3692 0.05793 130 95 22 13
749 It ate the Roomba 1.3689 0.05843 122 88 23 11
750 It’s not so much the noise that concerns me, it’s the state wide brown outs. 1.3689 0.05484 122 85 29 8
751 I live downstairs, and all the dirt in my apartment is now stuck to my ceiling. 1.3684 0.05594 133 96 25 12
752 So sorry to wake you at this hour, but my wife swears she hears a giant vac….oh my! 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
753 Yes I understand that the 12th floor below you is empty. I live on the 4th" 1.3684 0.06532 95 68 19 8
754 You sucked up my dog again. 1.3681 0.05284 144 103 29 12
755 Sorry, I didn't hear you knock! 1.3680 0.05511 125 88 28 9
756 Sorry about the late hour, have you seen my wife? 1.3676 0.04985 136 93 36 7
757 CAN YOU PLEASE TURN IT OFF?! My dog is currently levitating! 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
758 Will you please turn that thing off? I can't hear my drum solo. 1.3672 0.05642 128 92 25 11
759 Grandma is missing again. 1.3672 0.05419 128 90 29 9
760 I see you found the missing Viagra. 1.3672 0.05305 128 89 31 8
761 In my defense, the online reviews said 'quiet and compact'. 1.3672 0.05305 128 89 31 8
762 Germaphobe with insomnia and OCD 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
763 Can you keep the noise down... also, have you seen my missing cat? 1.3667 0.05790 120 86 24 10
764 Can you please go back to hammering? 1.3667 0.05415 120 83 30 7
765 i have no choice. the maids are coming tomorrow 1.3665 0.05190 161 118 27 16
766 So THIS is where the giant sucking sound is coming from. 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
767 I'm sorry. Who is Marie Kondo? 1.3661 0.06213 112 82 19 11
768 Ohhh, but it's alright for you to practice your drum solos every Sunday morning? 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
769 Yes, the also the noise. But mostly the fact that my cat is stuck to the ceiling 1.3660 0.05388 153 113 24 16
770 Sorry to disturb you but I think I heard your husband's cry for help 1.3659 0.05324 123 85 31 7
771 Are you sure the vacuuming isn’t coming from here? 1.3659 0.05803 123 89 23 11
772 Have you tried chamomile tea? 1.3657 0.05854 134 100 19 15
773 Can you just turn it off long enough for me to get my cats off the ceiling? 1.3655 0.05520 145 107 23 15
774 That vacuum really sucks! 1.3654 0.05965 104 73 24 7
775 Did you know that nature abhors a vacuum? 1.3654 0.06270 104 75 20 9
776 Do you hear a giant sucking sound? 1.3651 0.05589 126 90 26 10
777 At least it looks like it sounds downstairs. 1.3651 0.05238 126 87 32 7
778 I'm here for my chandelier." 1.3651 0.05702 126 91 24 11
779 My wife is missing 1.3650 0.05270 137 97 30 10
780 It's just that you suck all the joy out of a room at the end of the day. 1.3644 0.05730 118 84 25 9
781 Now I see why you gave up your tiny house 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
782 At this time of night? 1.3644 0.05337 118 81 31 6
783 I can't hear myself screaming at you. 1.3643 0.05817 129 95 21 13
784 Good evening, I'm from the apartment below you, and I've come to retrieve my chandelier. 1.3643 0.05496 129 92 27 10
785 So, you've bagged another boyfriend. 1.3643 0.05817 129 95 21 13
786 Can you at last wait until I've had my giant cup of coffee?! 1.3643 0.05090 140 98 33 9
787 Do you have a leaf blower I can borrow? 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
788 Because I keep floating out of my bed. 1.3636 0.06157 110 80 20 10
789 Yes I find it’s a great way to meet new people! 1.3636 0.05589 110 76 28 6
790 excuse me, were you vacuuming? 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
791 Delores, I can see this is bigger than the both of us. 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
792 Now I know why my cat is stuck to the ceiling 1.3629 0.05649 124 89 25 10
793 Is this the 747 model? 1.3629 0.05035 124 84 35 5
794 Sorry Governor, but not even this can clean up your mess 1.3629 0.05764 124 90 23 11
795 I only have to change the bag once every few years. 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
796 Hi. I am the guy who lives downstairs. Have you seen my ceiling fan? 1.3625 0.04975 160 115 32 13
797 Could I please have my ceiling fan back? 1.3624 0.05235 149 108 28 13
798 I can see you're having a massive manic episode. 1.3622 0.05664 127 92 24 11
799 Well I know you didn’t love Yappy, but if you see him, just let me know” 1.3621 0.05530 116 81 28 7
800 Do you think you could say 'Goodnight vacuum cleaner'? 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
801 Vacuuming has become too big a part of your life. 1.3617 0.05257 141 101 29 11
802 Nothing will ever get all the cat hair out of the carpet 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
803 Thanks for cleaning your apartment after midnight, it chased my in-laws away 1.3613 0.05301 119 82 31 6
804 Of course it's my vacuum cleaner! If recognise it anywhere... Even though it's all grown up now. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
805 My error. I thought there must be a jet landing strip up here. 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
806 So exactly how much did you spend on this Kondomania? 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
807 Hi, I think you just sucked up my chandelier. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
808 I had to peel this robe off of my bathroom ceiling, by the way. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
809 My lamp and cat are stuck to the ceiling! 1.3609 0.05581 133 97 24 12
810 Wondering if you know why my cat is stuck to the ceiling 1.3609 0.05373 133 95 28 10
811 You're vacuuming in your sleep again, Mrs. Hoffa. 1.3604 0.05694 111 78 26 7
812 My coffee table is currently on the ceiling. 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
813 It may not look as slick as the latest dyson but I've had it for 50 years and I've never had to change the bag 1.3603 0.05490 136 99 25 12
814 I live downstairs, and I’m hoping you can help me figure out what happened to my light fixtures. 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
815 I bought it at Costco… 1.3600 0.05611 125 90 25 10
816 Would you mind dialing your vacuum back a bit? My furniture is sticking to my ceiling. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
817 Tit for tat … you party til 3 am, I vacuum til 10 am. 1.3594 0.05627 128 93 24 11
818 It’s a Tesla … 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
819 You woke up everyone again. On the planet. 1.3592 0.05664 103 71 27 5
820 I shouldn't have to pry myself off the ceiling. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
821 Your very depressed husband just called me and said he is in a deep, dark, and dusty void. (Susan Robinson-Feinstein) 1.3590 0.06245 117 88 16 13
822 Would you mind holding it down? You're terrifying my Roomba. 1.3588 0.05741 131 97 21 13
823 With a sudden realization Ed froze under Janey's determined stare, he now knew where his missing neighbors were. 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
824 The vacuum in our lives keeps growing 1.3583 0.05650 120 86 25 9
825 Good morning, can I borrow a cup of Ambien? 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
826 Does it come with a silencer? 1.3583 0.05265 120 83 31 6
827 It's also loud enough to muffle your screams. 1.3578 0.05759 109 77 25 7
828 Since we lent you Jumbo, we can't seem to find our aptly named son Dusty. 1.3571 0.05098 126 87 33 6
829 Why can't I have a quick word with Mr. Wilson? 1.3571 0.05906 126 94 19 13
830 Could you PLEASE stop playing Michael Buble” 1.3571 0.05019 154 111 31 12
831 My cat's stuck to the ceiling downstairs. Could you please turn that thing off? 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
832 Can I have my clothes back please? 1.3566 0.05195 143 103 29 11
833 Can you turn your TV down? I can barely hear the sound of your vacuuming. 1.3566 0.05138 129 90 32 7
834 Yes, but nature abhors a vacuum. 1.3566 0.05255 129 91 30 8
835 Tell Dyson he's gone too far this time! 1.3565 0.05686 115 82 25 8
836 Last night you said size doesn’t matter. 1.3564 0.06538 101 75 16 10
837 Please don’t call it white noise. I know white noise and that wasn’t it. 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
838 What makes you think I was vacuuming? 1.3559 0.05838 118 86 22 10
839 I'm Nature, from 4C. I abhor that thing. 1.3559 0.05838 118 86 22 10
840 I am leaving you Harvey. Fortunately, I have found an even bigger sucker to take your place. 1.3559 0.05838 118 86 22 10
841 Yeah? Well you suck more! 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
842 My wife's missing. Could you check the bag? 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
843 I have better things to suck. 1.3554 0.05487 121 86 27 8
844 We appreciate your initiative cleaning the hall, but I think you sucked up my Amazon deliveries again and John in 2B can’t find his cat… 1.3554 0.05852 121 89 21 11
845 I did it for the free shipping 1.3554 0.05487 121 86 27 8
846 Couldn't you have just gotten a dog like everyone else?! 1.3553 0.05231 152 112 26 14
847 Okay, you win…no more singing in the shower. 1.3548 0.05395 124 88 28 8
848 Hi, I'm Jerry from the apartment directly below you. My breakfast is on my ceiling. 1.3548 0.05861 124 92 20 12
849 I think we need to address the 800 lb vacuum in the room. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
850 I never should have put the Roomba in the same closet as the Electrolux. 1.3545 0.06272 110 82 17 11
851 Believe me, I know how well it sucks. 1.3545 0.05416 110 76 29 5
852 What do you mean the Roomba took time off? 1.3543 0.05065 127 88 33 6
853 Where's Tom? 1.3543 0.05537 127 92 25 10
854 Do you realize how difficult it is to read 'War and Peace,' without the 'Peace?' 1.3542 0.05350 144 106 25 13
855 Are you the lady who's looking for an extension cord? 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
856 Yes, I DID buy it at Costco. And yes, I CAN only use it in the middle of the night when building power usage is down. Any OTHER questions? 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
857 I promise I won’t leave my socks on the floor anymore. Will you let me back inside and release my things? 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
858 Can you turn off the rug beater function? it's keeping me awake. 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
859 It sparks joy. 1.3529 0.06331 102 75 18 9
860 Could you please delay your Roomba's space launch until morning? It's scaring my dog. 1.3529 0.05476 136 100 24 12
861 As it turns out, after 1am size does matter. 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
862 Sucks for both of us. 1.3525 0.05292 139 101 27 11
863 Need to borrow your ladder again. Cat's firmly stuck to the ceiling this time! 1.3520 0.05594 125 91 24 10
864 In that case, my Alexa will be in touch with your Alexa about this matter shortly. 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
865 Can you keep it down? I’m trying to practice my bagpipes. 1.3514 0.05240 148 109 26 13
866 It sounds like you’re running the biggest vacuum cleaner in the world up here. 1.3514 0.05527 111 78 27 6
867 How much closet space do you have in your apartment? 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
868 It's hard to get in the corners 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
869 When will you be returning to the office, Linda? 1.3511 0.06542 94 69 17 8
870 As a neighbor, you really suck. 1.3507 0.04649 134 91 39 4
871 I hope you’re happy, every cat in the building has left town for good. 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
872 It's 3am and I can't sleep without the background noise so can you please turn it back on! 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
873 I couldn’t help but overhear you missing a spot. 1.3504 0.05335 117 82 29 6
874 Have you considered getting a dog that isn’t such a shedder? 1.3500 0.05507 120 86 26 8
875 The noise doesn't bother me, but I'd like my refrigerator back. 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
876 You really know how to suck the life out of a relationship. 1.3497 0.04888 143 101 34 8
877 Your Uncle Dyson's experimental models are out of control Janet. 1.3496 0.05997 123 93 17 13
878 My grand piano is now stuck to the ceiling of my apartment. 1.3495 0.06429 103 77 16 10
879 Perhaps you can explain why the rug in my apartment downstairs is now stuck to the ceiling 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
880 I've dealt with a fair share of noisy neighbors in my day, but you suck the most. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
881 Can you please use the giant broom instead? 1.3491 0.05369 106 73 29 4
882 Just as I thought! 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
883 I'm no electrical engineer, but I know it won't work with no plug. 1.3486 0.06026 109 80 20 9
884 I never have to empty it! 1.3486 0.05433 109 76 28 5
885 Are we ever going to talk about the vacuum in the room? 1.3486 0.05884 109 79 22 8
886 Sorry. It’s lunar powered. 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
887 You people suck! 1.3481 0.05496 135 100 23 12
888 I live downstairs. Can I have my furniture back? 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
889 I’m afraid I’m with Nature on this one. 1.3478 0.05929 115 85 20 10
890 I don’t care how big the dustbunnies are. 1.3478 0.05530 115 82 26 7
891 Either the floor is made with paper or that’s the largest…oh. 1.3478 0.05099 115 79 32 4
892 It's not the vacuum that bothers me, it's the mournful cries of the dust bunnies. 1.3475 0.05819 118 87 21 10
893 Wow. When McGregor’s Department Store advertises a “Huge Vacuum Sale”, they really mean it! 1.3475 0.04871 118 80 35 3
894 I’d sure hate to see your stereo. 1.3475 0.05819 118 87 21 10
895 I came up to check if you've seen a chandelier 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
896 This doesn't need a caption. It's funny without one. 1.3471 0.05834 121 90 20 11
897 I'm politely asking if you could empty your screaming husband from the bag. 1.3471 0.05834 121 90 20 11
898 Yes, I bought it at Costco. 1.3471 0.05834 121 90 20 11
899 I was diagnosed as deaf ten years ago; obviously, they were mistaken. 1.3469 0.06663 98 74 14 10
900 You told me you only had a little vacuuming to do. 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
901 It’s 2 am and, well, you suck. 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
902 Nature and I both abhor a vacuum. 1.3465 0.05169 127 90 30 7
903 I am from downstairs, when you turn it on, my stuff goes up, when you turn it off, my stuff goes down. Just letting you know. 1.3464 0.04847 153 110 33 10
904 That's why all the tenants call you "Dirty Girl." 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
905 I thought we Lilliputians all agreed, no human sized technology after 10 PM 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
906 Meet Hoover. He's a wonderful companion when you're living in a vacuum. 1.3462 0.04724 130 89 37 4
907 Oh, I’m sorry I bothered you. It just sounded much larger from downstairs. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
908 I’ve lived downstairs for three years and well… I’m just shocked that I’d guessed right this whole time. 1.3462 0.05644 130 97 21 12
909 I liked you better when you swept all night... 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
910 Lemme guess, you can’t sleep. 1.3459 0.04896 133 93 34 6
911 I'm looking for a lost dog - a chihuahua - last seen in the hallway. 1.3459 0.05342 133 97 26 10
912 It was on sale. 1.3458 0.05492 107 75 27 5
913 Do you buy EVERYTHING at Costco?!... 1.3458 0.05804 107 77 23 7
914 Nature abhorred it, so I took it in. 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
915 What! 1.3455 0.04907 110 74 34 2
916 I hope you kept the receipt! 1.3451 0.05299 113 79 29 5
917 The condo board specifically has stated "No large metaphors after 6 pm." 1.3451 0.05999 113 84 19 10
918 I appreciate your fastidiousness, Robin. Like I said, I don’t think the Covid is in your carpeting. 1.3451 0.05299 113 79 29 5
919 Have you seen my dog? My cat? My goldfish? 1.3451 0.05478 142 107 21 14
920 I think it's about time we addressed the Electrolux in the room. 1.3445 0.05262 119 84 29 6
921 At least I can tell my wife it's not my snoring. 1.3445 0.04839 119 81 35 3
922 It really sucks living in the flat below you. 1.3445 0.06019 119 90 17 12
923 I'm missing sleep and my chandelier. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
924 Could I borrow that? 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
925 Yeah well, I also abhor a vacuum. 1.3440 0.05093 125 88 31 6
926 You're just trying to drown out my snoring, aren't you? 1.3440 0.05577 125 92 23 10
927 It’s the new Covid HEPA 5,000 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
928 You make me long for the good old days when I was living on the San Andreas Fault. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
929 Don't you think the police may get curious finding another person in a giant vacuum bag? 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
930 This vacuum is twice my size, and it still sucks less than you, Frank. 1.3429 0.05552 105 74 26 5
931 Marcia, that wouldn't work. You still need to get vaccinated! 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
932 Did I wake you? 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
933 Can I borrow a cup of milk? 1.3423 0.06070 111 83 18 10
934 Can you please go back to dropping 10-pound dumbells on the ground? At least that only startled me. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
935 I sent my wife down here half an hour ago. Did you happen to see her. 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
936 Oh, I'm sorry. I remember reading somewhere that a vacuum was silent. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
937 Please tell me you're not going to use your vibrator later tonight. 1.3419 0.05967 117 88 18 11
938 It sounds like there's a giant vacuum cleaner in here. 1.3417 0.05857 120 90 19 11
939 I'm aware you are obsessed with cleanliness. I am just as obsessed with getting some sleep. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
940 It's hard to believe that he was once my little dust buster. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
941 Well you did tell me to suck it up! 1.3415 0.05516 123 90 24 9
942 Can we just address the elephant in the vacuum?? 1.3415 0.05394 123 89 26 8
943 Excuse me miss have you seen my dog? 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
944 Use your words, Carol. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
945 Now let's talk about your blender. 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
946 My nature simply abhors that vacuum. 1.3406 0.05091 138 100 29 9
947 You didn't believe me. I told you that Covid left a big vacuum in my life. 1.3406 0.05294 138 102 25 11
948 For the love of God, please start swiffering. 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
949 I was dreaming that the MIR space station was reentering the atmosphere, then my sheets were suddenly ripped from my bed! 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
950 I don't care if it is J Edgar! 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
951 It's not the vacuum, it's the size of our New York apartments! 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
952 I'm a size queen, Herman 1.3400 0.05545 100 70 26 4
953 Do you have my chandelier? 1.3400 0.06391 100 75 16 9
954 I'm sorry to bother you, but I have a splitting headache and downstairs it sounds like you are running a GIANT vacuum cleaner. 1.3398 0.05264 103 71 29 3
955 I'm sorry Ken, size does matter 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
956 Sorry, I know it’s late, but it takes me the whole day to drag it out of the closet. 1.3396 0.05343 106 74 28 4
957 Lady, I just wanted to check the possible reality of my nightmare... and it is. 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
958 Oh! It sounds much larger across the hall. 1.3396 0.04873 159 117 30 12
959 For God's sake answer the one question keeping me up nights: Bissell? Dyson? Eureka? Hoover? Oreck? Shark? 1.3394 0.06004 109 81 19 9
960 I don't CARE if the replacement bag just arrived, Miss Carruthers. 1.3394 0.06281 109 83 15 11
961 Check your dust cup. The moon was full before you started vacuuming with that thing! 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
962 I thought witches had brooms. 1.3393 0.05160 112 78 30 4
963 I’d guess you don’t subscribe to the whole “size doesn’t matter” thing? 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
964 You sucked all the joy out of the evening. 1.3393 0.05314 112 79 28 5
965 Look, Lady. The lease specifically says no oversized vacuuming after 10:00 p.m. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
966 I'm from downstairs. My refrigerator is stuck to your ceiling. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
967 thanks for dog sitting my St Bernard, I hope he wasn't too much of a problem 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
968 Look lady, I don't care what he identifies as, just turn him off! 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
969 Will you two get a Roomba? 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
970 Can you check to see if you have my goldfish? 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
971 when you offer me a “big sucky wucky” this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. 1.3386 0.05725 127 96 19 12
972 I thought they'd be lying about the size like men usually do 1.3386 0.05614 127 95 21 11
973 Good Evening. I live in 4B just below you. I appreciate that your vacuum can not only clean your rug but, simultaneously, mine too. But does it have to be at 1:30 AM? 1.3373 0.07125 83 63 12 8
974 Before you go to bed may I borrow your vacuum? 1.3370 0.06786 92 70 13 9
975 Kong wants it back 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
976 My name is Mr. Nature. I abhor a vacuum. 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
977 I think you have my ceiling fan. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
978 I finally moved the couch 1.3366 0.06491 101 77 14 10
979 Well, your husband must be a mighty sound sleeper. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
980 Any chance I could get my light fittings back? 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
981 I live below you and couldn't understand why my cat was stuck to the ceiling. 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
982 Oh good. So your yappy dog sheds too. … a lot. 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
983 I have looked for Fido everywhere... 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
984 I know. It sucks a lot. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
985 I see you're also a sucker for big deals. 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
986 I’m Fred, from downstairs. Could you turn that thing off? My wife is stuck on our ceiling! 1.3363 0.05978 113 85 18 10
987 Wow, you have the new Texan vacuum cleaner! 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
988 Could you please k…..ohmygod, is that a Kirby J2000? 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
989 My dog's therapist said the obnoxiously large vacuum helped his other patients overcome their fear of normal-sized vacuums. 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
990 Marilyn’s big, dirty secret. 1.3362 0.05991 116 88 17 11
991 Yeah, but it only takes three minutes to clean the apartment 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
992 Even my cat is barking now. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
993 Can I ask you a small favor? 1.3361 0.04665 119 81 36 2
994 Ok, you win. I'll stop my singing in the shower" 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
995 It sounded like a really big vacuum cleaner. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
996 Can I borrow a cup of psycho? 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
997 And don’t tell me you were just doing a “little” vacuuming. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
998 The vacuum of space has less suction. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
999 Would you mind the noise less if you imagined me in a French maid’s costume? 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1000 Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1001 I SAID, PLEASE TURN IT OFF! MY CATS ARE STUCK TO THE CEILING! 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1002 Eureka, I’ve found it. 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
1003 Just wondering if you have seen Barky, our Great Dane? 1.3359 0.05038 131 94 30 7
1004 On behalf of loud snorers, this is cultural appropriation. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1005 Its very late, Mrs. Hoover. 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1006 I'm asking for my dog. 1.3333 0.05357 105 74 27 4
1007 The building does not allow particle accelerators. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1008 It's much smaller than I imagined." 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1009 This proves it, Gloria! You do live in a vacuum. 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1010 Really? You can hear my vacuum 23 floors below? 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1011 Could you PLEASE not sing while you vacuum? 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1012 To re-coin a phrase… Neighbors abhor a vacuum! 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1013 I'm here to pick up my wife. 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
1014 You want ME to suck it up? 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1015 Have you seen Fluffy? 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1016 All I'm saying is, if you get a new one, it will be smaller and quieter. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1017 All right, already. I'll stop blasting music at 2 am. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1018 Like I told you last night, it’s not the size, it’s how you use it. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1019 Sorry about the noise,but Vacuula lives for the night. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1020 I thought there was no sound in the presence of a vacuum! 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1021 No, I don't like it. In fact, it really sucks! 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
1022 Nature isn’t the only one that abhors a vacuum! 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1023 Looks like you found my lost Viagra from last week! 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1024 I told you not to feed the Roomba after midnight. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1025 What d'ya mean, "What vacuum!?" 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1026 Much to my surprise, it actually is an energy star product. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1027 I thought you said that you live with a heavy SLEEPER! 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1028 What Vacuum? 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
1029 So that's why the Airbnb cleaning fee was so expensive 1.3333 0.07027 81 61 13 7
1030 Hi, I'm Joe - your neighbor 2 blocks away. I can hear your vacuum from my home. There are a lot of angry neighbors that would prefer if you vacuumed on the weekend, during the day, preferably after 9am. Thank you. 1.3333 0.06313 114 89 12 13
1031 The last time I complained about strange noises you told me to ‘suck it up.’ Now, I know why. 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
1032 Well, at least we can agree it really sucks. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
1033 Sorry,but my sofa cushions are all stuck to my ceiling! 1.3308 0.05517 133 101 20 12
1034 It seems my cat has made a sudden exit through my ceiling. 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
1035 So, you don't want to talk about the vacuum in the room? 1.3307 0.05596 127 96 20 11
1036 Pardon me, but I think you might have my chandelier. 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
1037 Thank God. I thought the loud sucking noise was my life. 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
1038 You sucked the popcorn off my ceiling. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1039 Great—an alarm that cleans. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1040 Hi, I'm your downstairs neighbor your new vacuum just sucked the light bulbs off my ceiling 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
1041 It picks up all the latest variants. 1.3305 0.05903 118 90 17 11
1042 Yup, size does matter after all 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1043 Please stop. I can't even hear myself play the bongos. 1.3304 0.04739 115 79 34 2
1044 Please turn off the vacuum. My wife stuck on the ceiling! 1.3304 0.05051 115 81 30 4
1045 Alexa,turn off the vacuum cleaner. 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
1046 I am starting to regret giving you that Marie Kondo book. 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
1047 Being your downstairs neighbor really sucks! 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1048 I don't mind the noise, but your matching robe drives me crazy. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1049 I know you just moved from Texas, but could you wait until 9am to use that thing? 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1050 Yes,Karl,it was a pandemic purchase. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1051 I think I know where the cat is. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1052 OK, I'll return the damn cheese grater 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1053 No, it wasn’t a large motor. It was screams. Like the muffled screams of an adult man. Let him out and we’ll call it an accident. 1.3303 0.05223 109 77 28 4
1054 You sucked up my ceiling fan again. 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1055 Look lady! Everything in my apartment is stuck to the ceiling! 1.3302 0.06102 106 80 17 9
1056 #Cartoon Caption Contest "Yes, I'm sure it is very powerful and efficient, but our Cat is stuck to the ceiling below ". 1.3301 0.06075 103 77 18 8
1057 Your neighbors abhor your vacuum. 1.3301 0.06075 103 77 18 8
1058 It's a Trojan model, replete with a couple of guys who will actually do the work. 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
1059 Please stop feeding it after midnight! 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1060 Can you keep it down? Life sucks enough as it is, lady. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1061 Nature abhors a large vacuum... 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
1062 No, when I said, ‘Could your midnight vacuuming sessions possibly suck any more?’ I was not issuing a challenge. 1.3299 0.06341 97 73 16 8
1063 Yep,I just turn it on for 3 seconds and I don’t have to vacuum again until 1 year later. 1.3298 0.05534 94 66 25 3
1064 I keep telling you…size doesn’t matter. 1.3297 0.06640 91 69 14 8
1065 Nature abhors a vacuum. So do I. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1066 I was wondering why my lights were dimming. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1067 Nature sent me up to complain. 1.3284 0.05378 134 101 22 11
1068 Sorry, I need it back. It doesn't put our baby to sleep, but it drowns out my crying. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1069 You’re up late… 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1070 Have you tried counting sheep? 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
1071 ... and, let me guess, it doesn't lose suction? 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
1072 The noise coming from your apartment sucks! 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
1073 I thought you were anti-vax. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1074 By chance, have you seen my wife? She's gone missing! 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1075 Where do I buy one? 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
1076 Do you really need to vacuum my apartment too? 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
1077 Can I borrow a five-gallon bucket of sugar? 1.3273 0.06209 110 85 14 11
1078 No, your music wasn’t keeping me up. 1.3273 0.05020 110 77 30 3
1079 Do you know where the cat is? 1.3271 0.05104 107 75 29 3
1080 Nature and I are as one on this issue 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1081 Excuse the mess 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1082 Your "Cleanliness is next to Godliness" really sucks at 2 am. 1.3269 0.06178 104 79 16 9
1083 I think it's time we talked about the vacuum cleaner in the room. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
1084 I was wondering if you have seen either one of my cats 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1085 Believe it or not, but it actually sounded smaller. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1086 My husband vacuums, do you really want me to call him? 1.3265 0.06450 98 75 14 9
1087 Couldn’t be me Ted. Mine is the ultra quiet model. 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1088 Dam, that is a huge Hoover! 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1089 It looked smaller online. 1.3263 0.05487 95 67 25 3
1090 It's like to meet the man who sold you this to you. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1091 Listen, I'm glad you took a break from bowling, but this isn't much better 1.3258 0.05323 132 99 23 10
1092 Have you seen my kitty? 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1093 Your late night cleaning really sucks. 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
1094 We both know there's no rational explanation for such a comically oversized vacuum unless we're in a New Yorker cartoon. 1.3254 0.05727 126 97 17 12
1095 Don't you have a broom? 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1096 "Would you mind putting Vaccumzilla to bed? 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
1097 Your dog is keeping me up! 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
1098 Do you know what hour it is Mrs. Bunyan? 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
1099 I'm Jim from downstairs. Our cat just spent an hour dusting the ceiling. 1.3243 0.06025 111 85 16 10
1100 You win. I'll get CPAP mask. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1101 I'm sorry but the vacuum has been filled. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1102 I’d invite you in - but it sucks in here. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1103 This sucks a lot. 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1104 Couldn't you just poison me, like a normal wife? 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
1105 Unlike that thing, I don’t have a filter for what I’m about to say. 1.3235 0.06410 102 79 13 10
1106 Sure, in the vacuum of space, no one can hear you scream, but I can hear you vacuum. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1107 PUT ON YOUR MASK 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1108 I can't even count sheep -- you've vacuumed them all up. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1109 I take back what I said about someone needing to clean up this filthy city. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1110 You’re keeping up the Joneses. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1111 I’m sick and that really sucks 1.3229 0.06538 96 74 13 9
1112 Sorry, my new roommate really sucks. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1113 I'm looking for my dog, who was wandering the hallway. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1114 "It's three in the morning. Where are your dust bunnies?" 1.3226 0.05332 93 65 26 2
1115 There is a loud noise and my cat keeps getting stuck to the ceiling. I came upstairs to investigate. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1116 You’re sucking the life out of the building 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1117 I told you not to feed it after midnight 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1118 Couldn't you have purchased a solar powered one? 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1119 What the suck? 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1120 I think you have a problem. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1121 We’ve talked about everything but the big vacuum in the room. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
1122 Do you have a gigantic Ambien? 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
1123 This isn’t what I meant when I told you to suck it up, Janine 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1124 Please stop. My mattress is on the ceiling. 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
1125 So... my chandelier seems to have vanished... 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1126 I thought only a large vacuum can fill the large vacuum in my life. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1127 But you told me that bigger isn't always better! 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
1128 Well that really sucks. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1129 What is it going to be tomorrow night Susan? The worlds largest tap dancing group? 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1130 That’s the last time I buy anything online. 1.3211 0.05194 109 78 27 4
1131 Can you please figure out some other way to get your husband off the couch? 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1132 How do you expect me to sleep when my cat keeps getting sucked up to the ceiling? 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
1133 Sorry for the racket,but I need one this big to suck the suck out of the last year and a half! 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
1134 Well, you suck too! 1.3206 0.05447 131 100 20 11
1135 Once again, my breakfast is on my ceiling. 1.3204 0.06203 103 79 15 9
1136 He’s not here. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1137 Hi Laura, have you seen my cat, or my dog, my budgie, my TV, or my sofa? 1.3200 0.05101 100 70 28 2
1138 I think you missed a spot. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
1139 The gravity of the situation is that I have no gravity in my apartment when you run that thing. 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
1140 Sorry if I woke you. I’m trying to fill a huge vacuum in my life. 1.3188 0.05243 138 105 22 11
1141 Really? Our sofa is stuck to the ceiling. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1142 How am I supposed to sleep when I can hear you missing all the corners? 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1143 Well, at least your dog stopped barking. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1144 I saw it on Amazon and just couldn’t resist. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1145 I think you got my cat again. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1146 You said your husband's name is Hoover, but I never expected this. 1.3185 0.04893 135 99 29 7
1147 Actually it was your husband's Fee-Fi-Fo-Fuming that woke me. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1148 And I’M enjoying some super-size insomnia. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1149 Normally I'd love the sound of a really big, loud vacuum at 2 AM - I mean, who wouldn't - but I have an early meeting this morning. 1.3178 0.05390 129 98 21 10
1150 I have to say, as a neighbor, you definitely suck. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1151 "I was awakened by the sound of my dining room chandelier being sucked up through the ceiling." 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1152 Have you seen my great dane? 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1153 Please, for the love of God, my cat is stuck to my ceiling. 1.3178 0.06027 107 82 16 9
1154 Well, at least it's quieter than your dining table-sized Roomba. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1155 Oh, I thought that was just a euphemism... 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1156 You wanted a beach house. How else can I deal with all this sand? 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1157 Now that I have to commute to work, I beg for you to exercise your vacuum during the day. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1158 It's sucking my will to live. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1159 But you can’t hear my TV, right? 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
1160 He's been gazing off into space ever since he found out Nature abhors him. 1.3171 0.05575 123 94 19 10
1161 Could you ask your husband not to wear those boots when he's vacuuming? 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1162 I can see that, and that’s why I’m complaining… but who’s your cleaning lady?? 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1163 In the end, size mattered. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
1164 Tell your Hoover to stop being such a big bully to my Roomba! 1.3168 0.04861 101 70 30 1
1165 Can I get you a dustbuster? 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1166 Honey, I vacuumed the kids. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1167 I promise I'll never criticize your cleaning again. Can I go to bed now? 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
1168 I’d like my toupee back. 1.3165 0.05850 79 56 21 2
1169 I've captured a Republican miscreant. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1170 If I don’t get some sleep I won’t be able to work and pay it’s electric bill. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1171 I have some extra dirt if you'd like me to bring it up. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1172 But it was on sale! Diana Diamond Palo Alto, CA 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1173 Can you please be quicker with your cleaning? I can’t hear the airplanes landing 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1174 Don’t blame me. Blame my giant cleaning lady. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1175 Expecting a visit from your mother? 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1176 You’ll get the plug back in the morning! 1.3158 0.05033 114 82 28 4
1177 Not what i meant by deep cleaning. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1178 The neighbors warned me that you were one of those people who could suck the air out of a room. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1179 So I guess size does matter. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
1180 It was your idea to move to Texas, Gary 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
1181 O.K., now I get what woke me up, but I have to ask, who operates that thing? 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1182 Exactly as I imagined. I'm speechless. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1183 i think you might’ve inadvertently sucked up my dreams… 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1184 Once you’re done vacuuming could I get my car washed in your dishwasher? 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1185 True, I'm a dirtbag, but I think I could fill the vacuum in your life. 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1186 Okay, now Big Birtha's done it. She's sucked the living daylights out of the whole building. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1187 You were right, it’s the mother of all vacuum cleaners. 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
1188 It's not the noise. My cat keeps getting sucked up to the ceiling. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1189 I'd say it really sucks, but I think you already know that. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1190 Don’t worry, it’s in the bag… 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
1191 You want to roomba? 1.3143 0.05120 105 75 27 3
1192 We have to talk about the vacuum cleaner in the room 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1193 You know why I’m here. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1194 I think you may have my ceiling fan. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1195 Things look small at Costco. 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1196 I live downstairs. Have you seen my wife? 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1197 Okay. I admit it's awesome, but I'd like my wife back. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1198 The Roomba was broken so I called in the big dogs. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
1199 Suck it up? Is that your answer to everything? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1200 I don’t think your desensitization therapy is helping my insomnia. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1201 Honey, where'd the carpet go? 1.3125 0.04981 96 67 28 1
1202 What do you feed it? 1.3125 0.07025 80 62 11 7
1203 My universe abhors your vacuum. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
1204 Come on in, I was just tidying up. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1205 Could you please turn that off… and where’s your husband ? 1.3120 0.05257 125 94 23 8
1206 I hoped you would clean my ceiling, not evaporate it with your Hoover. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
1207 dustbears... 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1208 I don't care if you are married to a giant. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1209 The ad said MEGA sale. Not what I had in mind. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1210 No, I didn't ask myself why the rent in the apartment under yours was so low. 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1211 I can take the sucking sound. The vibration too. But do you really need to whistle while you work? 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
1212 But it just vacuumed up all the paint from my ceiling. 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
1213 Of course it's mine and I want it back. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1214 It’s a top of the Eureka COVID 19 model. It really sucks 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1215 It's still not better than a Dyson 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1216 My cats would like to come down from the ceiling 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1217 Of course you woke me! Did you think I came up to borrow a cup of sugar? 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1218 You've sucked my wife up to the ceiling again. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
1219 This neighbor abhors that vacuum. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1220 Unlike you, he cleans! 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
1221 So sorry to bother you at this hour, but I’m wondering if by any chance you might have a vacuum I could borrow. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1222 Does it come with attachments? 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1223 I got the 2020 model - it sucks big time 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1224 I thought I heard a scream. 1.3106 0.04944 132 98 27 7
1225 Use a big broom. 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
1226 I got stuck to the ceiling again 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1227 Let me guess. Cat stuck to your ceiling again? 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
1228 Never had a neighbor who sucks quite as much as you do! 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1229 Good evening. I was sent by the entire building to ask you not to vacuum when any of us are actually home. 1.3100 0.06466 100 79 11 10
1230 Then how would you explain my bed being sucked up to the ceiling? 1.3100 0.06308 100 78 13 9
1231 Yes, but he picks up after himself 24/7 and loves me. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1232 Usually people just bang a broom handle on the ceiling. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1233 If you were trying to sweep me off my feet, it didn’t work. 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
1234 I’m down in 1B, and my furniture is sticking to the ceiling. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1235 A few words if you please. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1236 You’re right. It really sucks. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
1237 Rachael, it doesn’t matter the lengths you go to, your mom is still going to criticize our housekeeping. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
1238 You should get one, I literally never have to clean it. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1239 For a while there I thought you were up here screwing Godzilla. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1240 Too noisy? 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1241 I thought I told you already - I am an anti-vaccer 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1242 Cleaning? 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
1243 Hi, I'm looking for my wife. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
1244 Honey, your stress cleaning is way out of proportion. 1.3089 0.04778 123 89 30 4
1245 Can I borrow a cup of sugar? 1.3085 0.06598 94 74 11 9
1246 It's strictly ornamental. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1247 That sucks. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1248 And you would be the "cat lady," I presume? 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1249 You blew the circuit again 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1250 It’s not so much the noise, but the bill for my dog’s therapist that’s the problem. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1251 The seller on ebay said it's an original Jeff Koons 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1252 Can I have my chandelier back? 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
1253 Does everything you do have to be over-inflated Margaret? 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1254 Mary thinks you might have sucked up the cat again. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1255 No, 4 a.m.'s out. How about never -- is never good for you? 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1256 No wonder your husband disappeared. 1.3077 0.06273 104 82 12 10
1257 Where's the dirt coming from??? 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1258 It's even bigger than I dreamed. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1259 Can I borrow that? I've got a neighbor below me for whom this is long overdue... 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1260 Can’t your suppressed rage wait until morning? 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
1261 Your apartment is smaller than mine. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1262 But does it get into the corners? 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1263 Noise aside, have you seen my wife? 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1264 You need to work on a better pick up line. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1265 I know this sucks but there’s something I need you to do 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1266 Tell that sucker to keep it down or else 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1267 Do you have a cup of sugar I could borrow? 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1268 What are you feeding him?!? 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1269 Let me guess. You vacuumed John’s Viagra pills? 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1270 Oh, I’m sorry! I thought you were actually having fun. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1271 I don’t care that it’s the middle of the night, I can’t live with someone who keeps a reading lamp that close to the window. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1272 I know I didn't look like this yesterday. That's because my toupee is stuck to my ceiling. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
1273 Oh. Could I borrow a couple of pounds of dirt? 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1274 I heard you give good suction. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1275 You've made your point. Can I come back in now? 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1276 You know how I’m a sucker for an upgrade deal 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1277 Would vacuuming at a different time really make a difference? 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1278 You're not very subtle. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1279 The vacuum in the room. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1280 Ironically, we talk about how much YOU suck 1.3061 0.06223 98 76 14 8
1281 I can't believe you sucked me into this again. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1282 Apartment 509 abhors a vacuum. 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1283 All the dogs have left the building 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1284 Oh, finally, the quakes have stopped - are you OK? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1285 Oh,I stopped vacuuming a few hours ago,it just takes a while to quiet down 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1286 Ok, Ok, I'll clean my room. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1287 Power vacuum, my ass! 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1288 Have you seen Barky or Howler? 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1289 I can deal with the noise, but the vibration is breaking all my wine glasses. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1290 Of course this noise is disruptive! Do you live in a vacuum?! 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1291 I’m your downstairs neighbor and really hate to meet you like this 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1292 What if I just got you a giant broom? 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1293 This wasn't your best QVC purchase 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1294 I can still hear the baby. Try a lawnmower next time. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1295 I can hear it downstairs ! 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
1296 It started off as a normal sized vacuum…and then the more I cleaned, the more it grew 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1297 Not what I meant by 'suck it up big time' 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1298 My Shih Tzu is missing. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1299 Okay. I'm woke. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1300 Being woken up at 2am also sucks. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1301 Perhaps you are over reacting to the breakup. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1302 It's sucking the sleep out of me. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1303 Have you seen Mr. Whiskers? 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1304 Do your 27 cats really shed so much you need an industrial vacuum? Wait, where'd your cats go? 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1305 Let me guess: it sucks being my neighbor. 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
1306 Honey, I shrunk the people. 1.3033 0.04784 122 89 29 4
1307 Norman abhors a vacuum. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1308 First, it's 3am and that thing's noisy. Second, we need our throw pillows back. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1309 Give me a break Carl, have you ever heard yourself snoring? 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1310 You said it sounded like an elephant was in my room? Haha I have no idea what you’re talking about. 1.3030 0.06333 99 78 12 9
1311 You know, your new roommate really sucks. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1312 Honestly, I think it’s about time we put things into perspective 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1313 Keep it down or you’re gonna Dyson 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1314 I'm your downstairs neighbor. I think you may have sucked up my cat. 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1315 Listen, Gary. I don’t know why it has to be so huge either. What I do know is that I can’t afford the electricity to run it in the daytime. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1316 Is there a 3:00am Moron volume setting on this vacuum cleaner? 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1317 So exactly what is the subject of your son's science fair project? 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1318 Could you check under your vacuum? There is a hole in my ceiling downstairs and my cat is missing. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1319 Does it have reverse? My furniture is on the ceiling. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1320 I've realized we have something in common. We both hate our downstairs neighbors. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1321 Please shut it off. My cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.3021 0.06642 96 77 9 10
1322 I came up to warn you we have poltergeists, bu now I see what sucked me out of bed and slammed me into the ceiling. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1323 Barbara, at this point, it feels like you are trying to compensate for something. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1324 What do you mean real quiet for its size? 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1325 It may be a bit noisy but it sucks up sub-automic particles. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1326 That's still not powerful enough to suck up all of my husky's fur. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1327 Please just go to sleep Karen. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1328 What happened to your elephant? 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
1329 What do you mean ‘it’s a Herculean effort’ to vacuum? 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1330 Oh hey Janice, sorry to interrupt your vacuuming, can I borrow your headphones… 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1331 Next time just call me when you see a roach. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1332 It has nothing to do with the hour, it's the sound I'm talking about. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1333 Living on the floor below you sucks - and I mean that literally. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1334 If you can get it out the door you can borrow it! 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1335 You must know the nature and 306B abhor vacuums. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1336 « Neighbours abhor a vacuum. » 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1337 . . . . NEIGHBOR, I BELIEVE THAT MONSTROSITY IS SUCTIONING MY DREAMS AS WELL . . . . 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
1338 You couldn’t hear me banging on the ceiling? Hmm, that’s strange. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1339 Nevermind, your problems are obviously bigger than mine. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1340 Denise, this is sucking the life out of me. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1341 I wouldn't have disturbed you if I'd known it was the Edgar J. Hoover. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1342 How big was your cat's hairball again?" 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1343 And where is Mr.Jones? 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1344 I will clean your floors by hand if you promise not to start that jet engine again. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1345 What do you mean you haven’t even plugged it in yet? 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1346 When you said it vacuums up furniture, too, I thought … 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1347 The Statue of Liberty called they want the vacuum back by 9:00 am 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1348 Lady, ya don't need two guesses do ya? 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1349 I get the hint... Size matters. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1350 You’re drowning out the traffic noise. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1351 Is this my wake up call? 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1352 Can we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1353 You could have just knocked three times on the ceiling if you wanted me. 1.3000 0.06601 90 71 11 8
1354 If you think this is loud, you should see the dishwasher. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1355 My Great Dane is missing. Could you please check your vacuum? 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1356 Janice, you've sucked my cat up to the ceiling again. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1357 Does the “Do Not Disturb” sign work both ways? 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1358 I’m getting some nasty ideas. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1359 Like nature, I abhor a vacuum. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1360 You know, I didn’t like this model at first, but it really grew on me. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1361 So that’s why my wife is currently stuck to the ceiling! 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1362 Well, that’s exactly how it sounds. 1.2990 0.06416 97 77 11 9
1363 Have you noticed a loud noise coming from somewhere in the building? 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1364 Are you from Texas lady? 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1365 Hello night person? I'm day person. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1366 My saying that your loss had left a big vacuum in your life was strictly a metaphor! 1.2989 0.05200 87 62 24 1
1367 Bigger isn’t always better 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1368 You tell it to stop. 1.2989 0.05200 87 62 24 1
1369 Quarantine much? 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1370 It looked so tiny in the Amazon ad. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1371 Ah, a vacuum that matches all the noise it makes. 1.2986 0.05128 144 113 19 12
1372 Sorry, I’ve been living in a vacuum for the past 17 months 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1373 This is the last time I help you get your husband out of the dust bag. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1374 I’m sorry I called you a clean freak. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1375 Where are the kids? 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1376 You bought online? What a big sucker. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1377 I'm your downstairs neighbor. Can I have my furniture back, please? 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1378 Well if you can't reach the OFF button then just unplug the dang thing! 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1379 I'm not going to 'suck it up'! 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1380 The fillings in my teeth are loose! 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1381 What do you mean, 'What vacuum'? 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1382 I’m trying to pick up the pieces of my life” 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1383 I'm nature, and I abhor your vacuum. 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
1384 Can you turn your television down? 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1385 Hi I’m Mick Stevens, I drew this comic. 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
1386 You clean up nice! 1.2973 0.05685 74 53 20 1
1387 Is your husband home? I did hear him snoring, but I haven’t heard him recently. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1388 It's not so much the noise as it is that my cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1389 Fine, Samantha, we can hire a maid! 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1390 I’d like to suggest downsizing. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1391 Typically it’s existential dread and the fear I’m turning into my father that keeps me up at night. At least this is a change of pace. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1392 'I thought I heard something' 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1393 Dennis is not in bed. I think he's in there. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1394 You know, you don't live in a vacuum. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1395 I was just wondering why my cat was stuck to my ceiling. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1396 Sorry, Roomba’s mother-in-law decided to visit again. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1397 It looked smaller at the store. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1398 You know what sucks even more? 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1399 It's two A.M. Your giant vacuum interrupted my nightmare about a giant vacuum. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1400 I am sorry I didn't want to go on a 2nd date. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1401 Honestly, one giant dirt bag is all I can handle right now 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1402 I want my light fixture back! 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1403 Is that thing powered by the Hoover Dam? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1404 Did I hear someone screaming for help? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1405 I told you his was bigger than yours! 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1406 I said Roomba, not ROOMba. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1407 Look- Sheila- I don’t want to fight- I’m pretty sure it was you that borrowed my giant vacuum. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
1408 On reflection, I realize that size is not the only factor in a good anniversary gift. 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1409 So Gargantua is your boyfriend. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1410 Ok Gladys, YOU WIN- I quit smoking !! 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1411 ...it’s not so much the noise as it is the constant power outages. 1.2955 0.05152 88 63 24 1
1412 Please tell me it has a sleep setting." 1.2952 0.06041 105 83 13 9
1413 I thought I heard you knock 3 times.... 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1414 You’ve taken white noise to a new level. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1415 Have you seen my wife? She came down a while back to complain about the noise. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1416 My bed has been levitating... 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
1417 It really upsets my pet elephant. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
1418 I don't know about yours, but MY nature abhors a vacuum. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1419 I don’t know what you’re doing up here, but I was stuck on the ceiling of my apartment for the last 15 minutes! 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
1420 Good morning. C. Dudley, 3B. I appreciate your penchant for tidiness, but you’re sucking the life out of me. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1421 What exactly did you mean when you said you were 'really' going to clean up around here? 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1422 honey, i shrunk the humans 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1423 Is your husband around? 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1424 The vacuum was cheap, but they get you on the filters. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1425 Yes, well that does explains the vacuum. But why--and this is really my point--why get the giant longhair cat in the first place, Sheryl? 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1426 Your downstairs neighbors also abhor a vacuum. 1.2941 0.06658 85 67 11 7
1427 Thought I’d stop by to see how Donald’s doing since your divorce was finalized. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1428 Elbert froze when Gladys opened the door. He had come to complain about the loud whirring in her apartment, but when their eyes met, he was lost.“My God,” he thought. “That bathrobe! Those cat-eye glasses! She can suck up ALL my dust bunnies." 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1429 Hi, I live in the apartment next door, and my cat, Sam, was sucked right through my Heater vent a minute ago. If it's no bother, would you mind if I checked your vacuum bag ? 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1430 My name is Nature, and I abhor that thing. 1.2941 0.06007 102 80 14 8
1431 Unlike you, it has a filter. 1.2936 0.05873 109 86 14 9
1432 I haven’t seen your husband in a few days. Is he home? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1433 I believe you have my ceiling light. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1434 'How did you get out?' 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1435 I had a dream I was in high school and you were my mother. 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1436 I'm out of vacuum bags. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
1437 Great. Just need to vacuum up one more neighbor and I can empty the bag. 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
1438 It’s not the noise, ma’am. It’s the unrealistic expectations your projecting onto my robot vacuum. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1439 It's the muffled screaming that's keeping me awake. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1440 I live downstairs. Any idea why my dog is stuck to my ceiling? 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
1441 I told you to keep it down, it sounds like you have a giant vacuum in here. 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
1442 I think the bag is full. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1443 If you wouldn’t mind only sucking up all of my peace and happiness after 8am but before 9pm. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1444 That explains why my chandelier disappeared through the ceiling 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1445 Sorry I complained about your coffee grinder. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1446 Are you sure Goliath isn’t in? 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1447 Whoa! Now I see why my cat Cleo is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1448 You’re sucking the will to live right out of me 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1449 Never mind. I thought it was a jet landing. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1450 I just remembered I had one more spot to clean! 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1451 It's not the vacuum. I just wanted to ask you if the Governor became a Republican, could he then stay in office? 1.2917 0.05601 120 95 15 10
1452 I'm guessing you're the little woman of the house? 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1453 I knew this would happen - it’s been gathering dirt on us for years and now look at it! 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1454 we’re gonna need a bigger mess 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
1455 You missed a spot. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1456 This thing is bigger than both of us. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1457 The noise? Just suck it up 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
1458 Please...cleanliness isn't next to godliness at this time of night... 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1459 Why are there dust bunnies on my ceiling? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1460 Can you please not whistle while you work? 1.2911 0.07013 79 63 9 7
1461 No, I”m not going to empty the bag for you now. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1462 Sorry.I thought it was a vibrator. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1463 It works great except it doesn’t clean under the couch. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1464 Your RPM is out of sync with my REM. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1465 Your version of the elephant in the room? 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1466 Well that explains why I woke up on the ceiling. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
1467 For years we swept everything under the carpet. The vacuum decided enough is enough... 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1468 I don't care if it's on Silent mode!!! 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1469 I believe you have exceeded the parameters of Godliness. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1470 I understand cleanliness is next to godlessness, but it's 3am! 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1471 That's not what I meant when I said, "You suck the big one." 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1472 Are you trying to ride that Hoover to the Moon? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1473 I need another body bag. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1474 Your husband said you would stop vacuuming at night. uhh...where might he be? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1475 It's not the parties that are keeping me awake, it's the clean-up. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1476 The cat too? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1477 You know that nature abhors a vacuum. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1478 Give up your electric toothbrush and we can talk about it. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1479 The space below you abhors a vacuum. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1480 I have cats. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1481 Ever heard of a dyson? 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
1482 Cleanliness may be next to godliness but as your neighbor I suggest less is more. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1483 Sorry, I ordered it online during the pandemic. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1484 You sucked my bed up to the ceiling again 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1485 No, I think your vacuum abhors my nature. 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1486 I abhor that vacuum. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1487 Your upright has me upright. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1488 What have you done with Joe? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1489 I lost my cat 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1490 Can I borrow your coffeemaker? 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1491 I see you found a bigger sucker than me! 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1492 The new vacuum cleaner was a giant mistake 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
1493 Nature isn't the only thing that abhors a vacuum. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1494 Look, everyone’s calling you the crazy vac lady. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1495 We’ll always have Paris. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1496 I thought you told me size doesn’t matter. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1497 Have you seen my Gernan Sheperd? 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1498 I thought you said size doesn't matter, Cheryl! 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1499 Until you turned it off, I was pinned to the ceiling below> 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1500 Damn that Hoover! 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
1501 Can you do my place next and then stop? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1502 Get a muffler. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1503 I feel like we’re losing perspective. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1504 I know a good cleaning service you can use. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1505 Did you put trump in there again? 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1506 That would explain my missing chandelier. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1507 Could you vacuum Tuesdays and Thursdays between 11AM and 4PM? 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1508 I know it’s loud but this is easier than the KonMari method. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1509 Couldn't you get a roomba instead? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1510 I'm sorry but I get lonely at night and crave human interaction so thanks for coming over to complain. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1511 Sorry, but I can only afford to use it off-peak 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1512 My wife borrowed your vacuum cleaner a few days ago. Any idea where she might be? 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1513 Ok, I was wrong. Go back to the hardwood. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
1514 Our goal is to be carpet neutral by 2032. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1515 Sorry for the noise…I was just cleaning up the world’s problems. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1516 Would u mind cleaning the whole neighborhood too? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1517 I don’t understand, we have hardwood 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
1518 Im missing a ceiling light fixture. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1519 Well, I first became aware of your vacuum's power when I noticed my nose was touching the ceiling of my apartment directly below. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
1520 I think my last dream is in your vacuum bag. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1521 It's not just the noise. It's sucking up my ceiling. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1522 Have you noticed that all of your furniture is stuck to the ceiling?" 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1523 you sucked me up to the ceiling 1.2870 0.05891 108 86 13 9
1524 You’re sucking my dreams 1.2868 0.05185 129 101 19 9
1525 That thing's so loud, I can't win imaginary arguments in the shower" 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1526 That's it, I'm adding noise intolerance to the agenda of the next board meeting. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
1527 Now it is clear to me why everyone says you suck all the air out of the room. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1528 For some reason all my carpets are on the ceiling. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1529 I'm trying to fill this vacuum in my life. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1530 If you don't want to hear me having sex, just turn on the TV like a normal person. 1.2857 0.04632 105 76 28 1
1531 Have you seen my wife? When she called earlier, it sounded like she was half in the bag. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
1532 A wood chipper as a garbage disposal, and now this? 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1533 The sound of your vibrator woke me up. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1534 Hi. Jerry from downstairs. My cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1535 My name is Nature - need I say more? 1.2857 0.06154 98 78 12 8
1536 You seriously suck. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1537 Looks like your Rhumba vacuumed some magic mushrooms. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1538 Have you seen Stella? She came up here an hour ago for a cup of sugar. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1539 Mother Nature isn't the only one who abhors your vacuum. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
1540 The board only allows this because of the power vacuum. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1541 The feud had escalated, once more. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1542 Eh George, your sweep walking again 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1543 just so we are clear the lawn mowing starts in 3 hours 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1544 Horror vacui 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1545 Sorry about the noise. My roombamate sleep walks. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
1546 Yes Karen, unfortunately it also sounds like the world’s largest vacuum downstairs. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
1547 It’s not the noise keeping me up, it’s the idea of a messy apartment… 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1548 Yeah, well, it’s not only nature who abhors it! 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1549 My wife still isn't home, so I wondered if you'd seen her. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1550 Is it true you live in a vacuum? 1.2844 0.05695 109 86 15 8
1551 I’m very sorry I told you that you can’t live your life in a vacuum. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1552 Every time you turn it on, my cat gets stuck to the ceiling." 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1553 I told you I’d pay you back for playing that ‘Walking on Sunshine’ song every morning at 5am during lockdown 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1554 So it wasn't a dream. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1555 Next time, maybe just whistle. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1556 I suppose telling you that you suck would be redundant. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1557 I can't sleep either, does that thing make margaritas? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1558 Judging from the noise, either your brush belt needs replacing or you just vacuumed up both your Siamese cats. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1559 Sorry, I forgot it was 'Sweeps Week' 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1560 Other than keeping me awake, what else does it do? 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1561 At first I thought you were just an inconsiderate neighbor, Tammy. Now I see that your talent for sucking knows no bounds. 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1562 Jeff Bezos called. He wants his rocket back. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1563 Sorry, I've been in a vacuum 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1564 … well in Texas no one seemed to mind. 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
1565 Ready to shag? 1.2833 0.05317 120 94 18 8
1566 Any chance you've seen my wife? 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
1567 Oh my, how dirty of a woman are you? 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
1568 You’ve always been a terrible neighbor, but this sucks on a whole new level 1.2832 0.05959 113 92 10 11
1569 I promise you'll get your deposit back if you just stop. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1570 While you were sweeping, did you happen to see my cat? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1571 It’s not the size of the item that I am here to discuss. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1572 Good night noises everywhere 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1573 Do you mind turning that off? My wife is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1574 Wanna go halfsies on some hardwoods? 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1575 I was wondering … if it’s not too much trouble … could you play some rock music with a heavy driving backbeat and jump off the furniture while you vacuum? 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
1576 I need my chandelier back. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1577 Could you please turn it off, my cat is stuck on the ceiling.. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1578 Can’t this wait? Dust bunnies aren’t nocturnal. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1579 The moment the Roomba idea was born--circa 1990. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1580 At the very least, could give the maid Thursdays off? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1581 Have you seen my cat up here? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1582 Oh, I know I'll fit. I'm just not sure if I remember all the Roomba songs. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1583 Your lion is hiding under my bed again. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1584 I don't care how big the Con-Ed incentives are. I can't sleep. 1.2824 0.07024 85 70 6 9
1585 Sorry, our relationship is static. 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
1586 So, how do you take out the dust bin? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1587 You still dating that Green Giant guy? 1.2821 0.04517 117 86 29 2
1588 I could fill that vacuum. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1589 Again? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1590 ...I've been praying for the number of pro-vaxxers to grow... I should have been more clear. 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
1591 I could have been sleeping 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1592 Could you use that thing at about 7:00 am which is when I have to get up? 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1593 There’s a dump truck downstairs. The driver wants to know if you need the dust bag changed. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1594 No, we finished the poker game an hour ago. Why do you ask? 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1595 He’s bigger than you, Tom 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1596 He’s had an inflated sense of self since the pandemic 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1597 This is the third cat today. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1598 Not to bother you, but have you heard about a tornado warning tonight? 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1599 One more complaint and you'll meet the working end of Dyson's new "Death Star Tractor Beam." 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1600 I told you, Fred. I've moved on with someone who understands me better. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1601 Thanks. The carpet looks great. Have you seen my cat 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1602 Now that I am awake, can I take it for a ride? 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1603 I hope you realise the noise produced is proportional to the size of the hoover 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1604 I'll get the condo board to buy a deluxe HEPA air filtration system if you promise to stop vacuuming at night. Deal? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1605 I would appreciate borrowing your vacuum, I have a big mess to clean up 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1606 You snagged my chandelier. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1607 Your machine sucks. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1608 Another sucker to do your dirty work? 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
1609 Yeah, this year really sucked. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1610 Naturally, I abhor a vacuum. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1611 "Can I borrow it to dispose of a body?" 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1612 This really sucks. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1613 Having you as an upstairs neighbor really sucks. 1.2800 0.06044 100 80 12 8
1614 ‘I sense you would like out of your lease ?’ 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1615 For the last time, Alice, just leave the crumbs from the 'Eat Me' cake on the floor." 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1616 Time to let the cat out of the bag. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1617 I was wondering if I could borrow your Super-Avenger Vacuum because it swallowed mine - only for half an hour? Thanks! 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1618 you were the one who suggested I get carpet in the first place 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1619 They don't do hoovers for us little people. It was the smallest I could find. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1620 Hi, neighbor. You suck. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1621 The only thing that sucks more is my rent. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1622 Really? You pulled out the Jumbo? 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1623 You should see the dust bunnies. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1624 I think my chandelier is in your vacuum cleaner 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1625 My cat is on the window ledge and threatening to jump. 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
1626 Could you turn it off for a second? My wife is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1627 You can keep my chandelier 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1628 Sucks, I know. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1629 Oh, so glad you are up, I was hoping I could borrow your ear muffs again! 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1630 Sorry to bother you again. I've spilled another hundred pound bag of sugar. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
1631 Coming home SUCKS 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1632 The noise is bad enough, but the living room furniture hitting the ceiling is driving us crazy. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1633 ‘Just a little, light vacuuming’ you said… 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1634 Pardon me, but your vacuum cleaner really sucks. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1635 But you never really swept me off my feet. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1636 I guess it was a mistake to lend you " Our Man in Havana !" 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1637 Meowing? I don't hear any meowing. Anyway, hope you find her! 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1638 The dog is missing. 1.2784 0.04803 97 71 25 1
1639 You just sucked up my ceiling light. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1640 For the last time, vacuum has one 'c' and two 'u's. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
1641 Would you mind keeping it down? You woke up my elephant. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1642 Your big upright shouldn’t keep me up, right? 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
1643 What noise? 1.2783 0.05599 115 92 14 9
1644 Have you seen my cat? 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1645 Both you and your vacuum suck. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1646 If there's any more cleanliness, you will be next to Godliness 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1647 Well you told me to suck it up! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1648 My wife is sticking to the ceiling. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1649 It’s a gift from the IRS. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1650 This has been blown way out of proportion! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1651 Ok, I totally misunderstood my wife when she told me we moved in downstairs from a big sucker. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1652 I’ll be sure to tell Howard you stopped by. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1653 The last Hoover that ran like that became president ! 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1654 First it was the industrial-size washer-dryer. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1655 It certainly does suck. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1656 It's not so much that the noise is bothersome... It's when the suction pulls things off my coffee table, books from the library shelves, and sheets and blankets off the bed. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1657 How big of a mess do you need to clean? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1658 So that’s where 2020 went? 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1659 My cleaning obsession grew lately. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1660 It's my nature to abhor a vacuum. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
1661 You've got to get a muffler for that thing. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1662 I think I know why your cat is missing. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1663 Vac you! 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1664 One of us needs a little perspective. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1665 They told me it was the largest and no louder than a whisper. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1666 I would appreciate it if you would stop walking on the ceiling. 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
1667 Can you help me get the cat out? 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
1668 It's a Hoover? Damn! 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1669 Any chance you sucked up my wife and three kids? 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1670 I'm missing my cat 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
1671 Welcome to Lilliput. Now get to work. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1672 What have you done to the Elephant? 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1673 So this is what's meant by "clean living?" 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1674 Nighttime abhors a vacuum. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1675 I found a guy who will empty the bag in Jersey if we can get it to the street right now... 1.2759 0.06476 87 70 10 7
1676 Can you two get a Roomba! 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1677 Hi, I live underneath you and my wife is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1678 Do you still have power? 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
1679 Didn’t you used to have a dog? 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1680 Actually, it kind of sucks 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1681 You're sucking up my ceiling! 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1682 Please turn your television down. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1683 I can’t find my wife. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1684 I'm the one who's sucking the life out of you? 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1685 Welp. Good to know it’s not the cicadas. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
1686 You may be vacuuming but the rest of us in the building are getting pretty steamed! 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1687 That's not what I meant by "I need a supersized one"! 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1688 Could I borrow your vacuum cleaner? I have a neighbor I'd like to annoy. 1.2750 0.06884 80 65 8 7
1689 You're going to need a bigger apartment." 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1690 My cat is missing. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1691 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that was you singing." 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1692 I hear your power's back on. 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
1693 Can I borrow some sugar?! 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1694 Turns out we'd swept a lot of stuff under the carpet. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1695 howdy 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1696 When you said you were a big fan I thought you meant the 31st President. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1697 You are doing it again 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1698 I'm not judging your new relationship, Tammy. I just don't want to hear it night after night after night. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1699 You’re terrifying our dogs, and we live three blocks away. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1700 I told you to change the bag! 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1701 We're better off just taking the vaccine. 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1702 Just a couple words of advice, the next time you decide to vacuum in the middle of the night, you just might want to use the peep hole in your door to see what madman is on the other side! 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1703 You said you had been gathering dirt on The governor? 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1704 It's my ceiling dirt and I want it back. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
1705 John, just because the vacuum is gigantic doesn't make it a better birthday present 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1706 I think you sucked up my cat 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1707 Now I see how you can go all night long without stopping to change the bag. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1708 I’ll sell the parrot. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1709 Yes, it IS quieter than one would expect for a vacuum that size. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1710 Yes, it sucks. Big time. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1711 Your neighbors asked me to tell you that you suck. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1712 No, you and your husband I could sleep through.... 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1713 Your timing sucks. 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
1714 I don't care how big your dog is! 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1715 Your Joomba is keeping me up all night! 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1716 My name is Nature and I live downstairs. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1717 Mines bigger than yours 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1718 Would you mind waiting until morning 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1719 For the record, you suck. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1720 Well that just sucks big time! 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
1721 Messy Mike don’t live here no more. 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
1722 I heard you had some big dirt. 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
1723 How did you even get that up the stairs? 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1724 My sleep is sucking more than your vacuum. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1725 Guess you found someone else that'll suck up to you. 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1726 I'm just saying, the police would never look for your body in the vacuum cleaner bag. 1.2736 0.04746 106 79 25 2
1727 I don’t want to push it. But I find it …. a bit loud.” 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
1728 Have you seen my underwear ? …they went up the wall vent 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1729 How long have you been there, I didn't hear the bell ring 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1730 When you turn it on I’m sucked to the ceiling of Apt. 2A! 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
1731 Can you wait til morning to do your big vacuuming? 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1732 I, for one, welcome our robot overlords... but not this early in the morning. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1733 Sorry, I can't go to sleep. My bed is on the ceiling. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1734 You've sucked up my dining room light fixture! 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1735 ALL nature abhors that vacuum. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1736 Please stop. You're scaring my dog, Clifford. 1.2727 0.05616 110 88 14 8
1737 Lady, nature and I abhor a vacuum 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1738 I'm Bob, in the unit below you, my ceiling light is missing, again! 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1739 Now I see why they call you miss Hoover. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1740 I abhor a vacuum too. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1741 Now I’m thinking that if you’d changed the bag first, this job would’ve been done hours ago. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1742 Tell the Giant, your husband, to quit cleaning after ten o'clock PM. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1743 Did it need more water than the Sea Monkeys? 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1744 The cat sent me. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1745 I know, but think about how my dog feels about it 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1746 I have to use it, I can't get my dustpan and brush through the door. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1747 Vacuuming Central Park seems a little over the top. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1748 I think you sucked my cat up through the vent. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1749 "Gladys, have you seen the cat?" 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1750 Any chance you could finish your vacuuming tomorrow ? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1751 Lemme guess, your husband away on business again? 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1752 It was less the noise than what it scared out of the sheep I was counting. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1753 Sweep dreams? I think not. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1754 Could you please turn it on? It's too quiet to sleep. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1755 Does it behoove you to be hoovering? 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1756 A lot easier to live in one than under one! 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1757 The dog tried to warn us. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1758 I'll give up the bongos. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1759 Okay, so what do you want? 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1760 Interesting, you’re hairy but I have a great vacuum. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1761 I'm just saying it's misleading to say you had a big vacuum job. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1762 What have you been feeding it? 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1763 Sorry, did I wake you? I was using the Whisper Quiet mode… 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1764 Would you mind vacuuming in the morning? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1765 So Paul Bunyan isn't living here. 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
1766 It also functions as a noise machine 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1767 Who are you, Superman's house keeper? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1768 That thud -when you finished- was me falling from the ceiling. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1769 I’m really not asking this time, have you seen my cat 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1770 I live below you. Can you use a smaller vacuum? I can't get my wife off the ceiling. 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
1771 Dating app meetup for insomniacs. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1772 Have you seen my cat anywhere? 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1773 Oh, when you said Big Blowhard, I thought you were talking about your husband. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1774 It's 10PM do you know where your children are? 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1775 Okay, you had the vacuum long enough, it is my turn to mess with my downstairs neighbor. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1776 Can you check the bin for my hopes and dreams? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1777 Nature abhors a vacuum cleaner. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1778 Oh, nevermind, I am still dreaming. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1779 I know you started your giant dishwasher in the middle of my shower, Ms. Finklestein. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1780 You know, the electricity bill's not that bad. It's the cost of filters that are really killing me. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1781 You're the woman I've been looking for. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1782 My! What a big vacuum cleaner you have! 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1783 Your research on cosmic dust is commendable but this neighbor abhors a vacuum. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1784 Should we address the elephant in the room? 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1785 I’ll pay the electric bill difference if you start doing this during the day. 1.2692 0.05055 78 57 21 0
1786 `It's not what it looks like...` 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1787 That loud noise really sucks. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1788 As your downstairs neighbor I don't want to hit the ceiling, but turn that on again and I will! 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1789 I think we need to set some boundaries for your husband, Mrs. Clean. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1790 Where can I get one? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1791 Sorry! I didn’t think I would wake you. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1792 Any chance this is the last takeoff for the night?!? 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1793 He just satisfies me, Gary, in a way you just can’t understand. 1.2688 0.06512 93 77 7 9
1794 Cat and ceiling fan collisions don't 'just happen'. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1795 Can I have the correct spelling of your name for the tombstone 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1796 I think my husband got sucked up when I was doing the couch. 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
1797 Both nature and I abhor a vacuum especially at 2am! 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
1798 So that's my compitition? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1799 It ate my Roomba again. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1800 Your vacuum is sucking my life away. 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1801 Didn't Bezos just take that to space? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1802 And they say size doesn’t matter. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1803 I know, it really sucks! 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1804 ‘…. and most importantly Martha you have hardwood floors!’ 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1805 Good God, if this is what it's like tonight, I'd hate to see what that thing looks like on a full moon! 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1806 Yes, that's my new once-a-year to empty- the- bag vacuum. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
1807 Is that the 2021 version of the Hoover, now called the Biden with an inflated price and lots of hot air? 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
1808 I haven't slept in four days. Come get your Keurig. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1809 Pinkie is missing. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1810 Hepafilter or not, I keep getting slammed into the downstairs ceiling every time you turn it on. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1811 But you said bigger isn't always better. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1812 So you’re that deaf housekeeper everyone keeps talking about 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1813 OKAY! I'll never give you a household appliance as a gift again! 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1814 You mind turning that thing off, it keeps sucking me onto the ceiling. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1815 My cat is stuck to the ceiling below you. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1816 It grows larger every week 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1817 Who's hoover? 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1818 You know Alice,I was just thinking .I haven’t seen Roscoe in a long while. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1819 It's 3 in the morning, ma'am. The size of the thing is the least of my problems. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1820 Hoover? I hardly knew her! 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1821 Can you turn it off so I can get my dog off the ceiling? 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1822 May I please have my blanket back! 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1823 You really suck. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1824 Thank God! I thought that giant sucking sound was the universe commenting on my life! 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1825 Have you seen my dog, Mrs. McNally? Or for that matter, my wife? 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1826 Jeff, I don’t normally give reviews, but this thing REALLY sucks! 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
1827 I'll see your vacuum cleaner and raise it my coffee grinder. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1828 Okay, listen here, Miss-Holy Shamoly!! Is that the Hoover Deluxe Super Sucker 5000,000 ?? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1829 Man, this really sucks. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1830 You know, building rules say that vacuum cleaners cannot exceed a height of 10 feet. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1831 Im starting to feel that you really suck more than any other neighbor. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1832 No you can't hear noise inside a vacuum, why'd you ask? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1833 Could you do my place next? 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1834 A little loud!?! Every dog in the complex is going off! 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1835 The Mother of all vacuums. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1836 Umm. How much dirt can you possibly have? 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1837 Well it sucks for me too 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1838 For cryin’ out loud: that thing sucks big time! 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
1839 My husband is the lead scientist in charge of "Special Projects" for the military. I don't like it either. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1840 Please! You're scaring my triceratops. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1841 Vacuum? What vacuum? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
1842 No. I don't have an electric outlet either. 1.2655 0.05624 113 92 12 9
1843 Size & suction matters honey 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1844 Somehow, you still suck more 1.2653 0.04712 98 73 24 1
1845 How much longer is the factory warranty? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1846 OK you broke me. Here are all the State secrets… 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
1847 have you thought about cordless? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1848 Can I borrow that vacuum? 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1849 I know she's in here somewhere. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1850 Can I borrow a cup of dust? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1851 Have you tried warm milk? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1852 Well, it’s not going to suck itself. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1853 I believe you have my will to live. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1854 I live next door to the dog shelter down the block. 1.2650 0.05346 117 94 15 8
1855 I know I said our divorce would leave you with a vacuum, I just didn't think you'd take it literally. 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1856 Is that your vacuum bag blocking the trash chute? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1857 Clean up your act! 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1858 It’s the new Dirt Devil - Delta Variant 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1859 Well, that explains it I guess. 1.2647 0.04606 102 76 25 1
1860 I hate to complain Marge ... 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1861 There’s no air downstairs. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1862 ...what vacuum cleaner? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1863 But what REALLY sucks is your attitude. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1864 Can I borrow your vacuum cleaner? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1865 I’m moving on to bigger and better things 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1866 Oh, okay. I thought you had a wood chipper in here. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1867 Lady, now I can say your vacuum REALLY sucks at 2 am. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1868 Get used to it. It is noisy and it sucks. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
1869 Can I borrow that thing? My life is a mess 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
1870 It’s 1am Janet. I’m here for your intervention. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1871 My name's Naitcher. I abhor your vacuum. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1872 I slept better when you were dating the Roomba. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1873 I am your upstairs neighbor. Please warn me when you turn that on because I just got sucked to the floor and dragged along your sweep pattern. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1874 I'm here to say the world's largest vacuum cleaner was a bad idea. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1875 I assume you have cats? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1876 You're one floor up. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1877 Nature and your neighbor abhor a vacuum. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1878 Hi, I’m your neighbor from across the street. Do you even KNOW what time it is? 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1879 Aha! Just as I suspected 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1880 I need my suit cleaned,can you help me? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1881 I'm sorry. Your actions don't occur in a vacuum; they affect everyone else here, too! 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1882 Can you bring the suction down a bit. Our dog is stuck on the ceiling 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
1883 They were out of sage 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1884 I’ve got aspirations too you know. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1885 Do you always fall for suckers? 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1886 I see you're big on late-night cleaning. 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
1887 So what do you think of my Peter Lorre impression? 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
1888 Not sure what your late husband thought about it, but night-time cleaning is a no-no 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1889 Let me take a wild guess, insomniac? 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1890 I asked for a large dirt bag. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1891 May I speak to the giant of the house? 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1892 I thought you were bigger than that. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1893 I am trying to sleep. Can you please blast your music instead? 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1894 Does your husband know about this? 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1895 I told you not to buy it at Costco 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1896 I have a lot of cats. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1897 Big Vacuum Energy 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1898 I know, but it is a big job. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1899 After he puts the blue ox to bed, tell him I'd like a word with him." 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1900 The noise is no problem...it's the plaster disappearing from my ceiling 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1901 It's so loud I can't hear my own vacuuming. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1902 There's no vacuum in my life without you. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1903 No, Governor Cuomo. Resigning would be a more effective way to clean up your mess. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1904 Did you happen to see my wife when you hoovered the hall? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1905 Morris. One floor down. I think you have my cat. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1906 I wish you didn’t suck so bad. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1907 Ok Carol I submit, no more dinner parties on weeknights, now will you PLEASE turn it off! 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1908 You wouldn't need such a big vacuum if you hadn't gotten that massive red dog! 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1909 For the last time, stop vacuuming like there's no tomorrow, for many of us it is tomorrow! 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1910 I've been looking for that everywhere. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1911 We're finished, Alice. I can't date a woman who cheats on me with a vacuum. 1.2609 0.06348 92 76 8 8
1912 You have a BIG house! 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1913 The noise I can take, but my butterfly mobile is missing! 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1914 I have the apartment below yours. Can we make a deal? You try vacuuming during the day when I'm at work, and I'll try sleeping at night. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1915 Have you seen Elon? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1916 Why do I feel you're hiding something? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1917 Sorry I woke you -- I was just vacuuming. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1918 If this continues we'll have a dust-up. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1919 Have you seen my chandelier? 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1920 You sucked up my white noise machine. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1921 Morning Becomes Electrolux 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1922 Why are you knocking on my door so late? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1923 But it's also five times as loud. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1924 May I borrow your vacuum? I have a Spyder in my bathtub. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1925 And is this the last of the quarantine purchases? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1926 Enough! We get it. You're dating a New York Giant. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1927 Exactly what I envisioned! 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1928 We can't keep meeting like this. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1929 Sorry,he's not home at the moment. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
1930 I'll double whatever they're paying you to test that thing 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1931 May I borrow your instant pot? I'm having a hot tub party. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
1932 . “Ok Lady MacBeth, the spot is gone and some of us need to sleep.” 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1933 My Mum used to always say ' leave the dust for the morning'. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1934 Apparently size does matter. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1935 The adage, ’Cleanliness is next to godliness.’ is an axiom, not a nightly imperative! 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1936 I know this past year or so has sucked big time. But do you have to be so literal? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1937 So sorry. Did my vacuuming wake you??? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1938 I thought you said size doesn't matter. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1939 You can borrow it, but it’s still too small to clean up your sadness 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1940 I won't be able to sleep until we talk about the giant vacuum in our lives. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1941 This isn’t what I meant when I suggested we get a sound machine. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1942 well you shouldn't have knocked on my ceiling with such a big broom! 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1943 Lie down here. 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
1944 You know, your roommate really sucks. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1945 Have you seen Bruno? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1946 When you said there was a big vacuum in the house, I thought you meant between us. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1947 I know it’s sucks, but it sure is loud. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1948 I can see we have different ideas of what it means to have a power vacuum in the building. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1949 Sorry, run that by me again, did you say you ordered it from “the” Amazons? 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
1950 Don’t deny that there’s no vacuum in the room” 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1951 If this is a power play, you win. All the building fuses are blown. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1952 I'd rather you went back to your music 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1953 No, Susan. My shoulders are still sore from last time. Find a step stool. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
1954 You're my least favorite neighbor 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1955 Hoover you think you are? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1956 Taking cleanliness to new heights, are we? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1957 It like the opening of “Saving Private Ryan” up there!! 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
1958 Sorry to call you this late, but I swear there’s something wrong with it. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1959 The noise isn't a problem, buy my sheets keep getting sucked to the ceiling. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1960 There must be another way to mask orgasms. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1961 It’s a HUGE deal! 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1962 If you want, I can stand on your shoulders and reach it and vacuum for you. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1963 That thing really, really sucks. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1964 I don’t blame the dog for barking at this one. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1965 Could you at least take up the drums at this hour? 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
1966 I just wanted to thank you for not vacuuming in your high heels. The noise was killing me! 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1967 You can come downstairs and help me get my rug off the ceiling. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1968 Have you tried vacuuming in the daylight? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1969 A hundred dust bunnies rabbit-punched me in the dark. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1970 Everything in my apartment is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1971 I came to get my chandelier back. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1972 Would you happen to know why my wife is stuck to our ceiling? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1973 You suck! You realllllly suck! 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1974 My Roomba and I are trying to get some sleep 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1975 did you happen to see my Saint Bernard while you were vacuuming the halls 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1976 Do you realize the scientific irony of your vacuum filling up so much space? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1977 It sucked up the spilled Viagra. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1978 Sorry to bother you, but have you seen my parakeet 1.2574 0.05912 101 83 10 8
1979 Is this because I stepped on your Roomba at the last dinner party? 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
1980 It works just as well in the morning 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1981 We have a situation! 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1982 No, it’s not the noise. It’s my connected roomba searching for products to enlarge itself that bothers me.. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1983 Finally the right house. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1984 Hi Sally. My cousin Mick, the one in the confetti business, is over at my place. Mind if I borrow your broom and dustpan? 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1985 Hi, I'm from downstairs, do you have my apartment up here? 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
1986 I'm looking for my cat, Pudgy. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
1987 I see the home steroid regimen worked during lockdown. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
1988 I still mean it when I said size doesn’t matter 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1989 Do mine next. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1990 How many dogs did you say you had? 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
1991 Your... FAUCET... is... DRIPPING! 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1992 Did my vacuuming wake you up? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1993 No,I am NOT imagining things! 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1994 Lady,the lease says ‘No Vacuums over 10 lbs!’ 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1995 We really need to talk about the vacuum cleaner in the room 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1996 I'm sorry, my life is a big mess. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1997 Nature abhors a vacuum. I’m Nature. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1998 I got the hint 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1999 Well, after you turn it on, it takes about a week for my cat to release it's claws from my leg 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2000 As an upstairs neighbor, you really suck! 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2001 You win. Chick flick it is. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2002 From what I could hear downstairs, I think your vacuum is due for an oil change. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2003 Let me guess, "Go big and stay home", is your motto? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2004 Don't worry. He's too big to fail... 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2005 Well Diane, your new boyfriend sucks! 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2006 Sorry but it’s the only way to make the baby sleep. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2007 It really sucks living below you. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2008 Too nosey for you? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2009 Isn't it obvious? 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2010 Jeff Bezos called, he said he wants his rocket ship back. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
2011 My lights are out.” 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2012 Uh, hello. I’m your neighbor downstairs and ...I just lost a $200 bet. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2013 I can't do anything. It's achieved autonomy. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2014 Well, you DID say you wanted my home to look cleaner, right 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2015 I’ve had some great neighbors but you really suck. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2016 Madame, I believe my chandelier is stuck in there 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2017 Have you seen Muffin? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2018 I'm afraid to leave, I'm afraid to stay... 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2019 I hope it makes the same noise through your floor as your snoring does through my ceiling. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2020 Did you happen to hear a large sucking sound? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2021 We can hear that thing all over the building - it really sucks! 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2022 Lady, size may nor matter, but time of day matters. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2023 Mi vecino tratando de dormir y yo limpiando a las 2 de la mañana. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2024 This is not a romantic comedy and we are not meeting cute! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2025 Lady, your vacuuming is overwhelming. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2026 Did you order a five foot dirt bag? 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2027 A was wakened from a deep sleep by a giant sucking sound... 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2028 TURN IT OFF!!!! MY BED IS ON THE CEILING AGAIN!!!!! 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2029 Hi, i live downstairs, I think your vacuum cleaner has my duvet 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2030 Your cleaning habits really suck. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2031 Stop saying, "Yes I agree this really sucks." 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2032 I know Goliath is here and I want to speak with him. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2033 The tap shoes of whoever pushes it are too loud. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2034 My wife is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2035 You suck in more ways than one. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2036 But I'm not from the apartment directly below you - I'm from an apartment in the next building! 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2037 I think my chandelier is in your vacuum. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2038 I know it’s late but Mr. Hoover and I don’t like to go to bed angry. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
2039 Wow, that's it! Ross Perot predicted the giant sucking sound years ago. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
2040 I could help you park that in the Meadowlands. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
2041 I guess the dog really was right about the vacuum 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
2042 Is this for not inviting you over to my birthday drinks? 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2043 And I thought Hoover Dam was big! 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
2044 ‘Jurassic vacuums are nocturnal?’ That’s all you’re gonna say? 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2045 The earmuffs you recommended don't fit. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
2046 And you said nothing could suck more than the current state of affairs. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2047 I’ve got a dust ball under my bed that would like to challenge that thing to a fight. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2048 I live 15 stories down. I don't like to complain, but your vacuum awakened me from a deep sleep, caused my wife to have a nervous breakdown and my cat to jump to her death from our balcony. Please use it during daylight hours. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2049 I'm telling you this guy is a professional. Cut the cord now before he cleans you out 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2050 Sorry to disturb you. I want to ask you, do you also hear the sound of hell? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2051 Can you turn off your vacuum? Our cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2052 Well this sucks, doesn't it. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2053 Are you trying to wake the dead? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2054 I’m missing my ceiling fan. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2055 And…..you don’t even have a rug! 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2056 Okay, Hoover. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2057 At least something sucks around here. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2058 Actually, it doesn’t suck nearly as much as the last year and a half. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2059 I'm tired of sucking things up. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2060 This is apparently bigger than both of us we can just sweep it under the carpet 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2061 Now I know where all your pets are! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2062 Did it come with ear muffs? 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2063 It just makes me feel small and inadequate. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2064 Gregor, what have you turned into now?! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2065 You are literally sucking the life outta me 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2066 Suck it, Brad. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2067 I don't care how big your dust bunnies are. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2068 Yeah, covid sucks a big one. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2069 Due to my sleep deprived state, I can not be responsible for your imminent murder. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2070 …well mostly just a regular diet of carpet fiber and table scraps. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2071 Well this is beyond a passive aggressive response to my party last night 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2072 Do you like this robe? 1.2529 0.06378 87 72 8 7
2073 I'm sorry the giant blue ox is shedding, but I have to insist you stop vacuuming by 10 pm. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2074 So you're saying that they call it the, "New Normal"? Mmhmm. Yeah, well, it really sucks. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2075 There's a huge vacuum in my life. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2076 And I thought the rock band that proceeded you was bad. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2077 Honey, I thought you would be thrilled with your birthday present. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2078 No, I'm not familiar with the expression "go big or go home." 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2079 Sorry to bother you but could you turn that off? My cat is tuck to the ceiling! 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2080 I've just invented a time machine that can clean your house. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2081 Oh wow. And I thought I was about to make a sweeping generalization. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2082 It’s 1a.m & my bedding is on the ceiling !! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2083 Who's a dirty boy? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2084 I can hear you two upstairs." 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2085 Yes, philosophically I agree that life currently feels like a big vacuum, but at the moment, yours is keeping me awake. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2086 You want me to suck it up, Harriet? I'll suck it up all right. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2087 It was only a cute dust buster a couple of days ago, but after I fed it a post-midnight snack, it became a gremlin vacuum. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2088 Ok! No more mansplaining! 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
2089 It's bigger than your mom's. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2090 I’ve already got a giant suck up… 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
2091 You're obviously as oblivious about the time as you are the magnitude of your dust problem. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2092 There goes the neighborhood. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2093 Well you tell ‘Vackie’ to keep it down or I’m going to return with Mrs. Shears! 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2094 So that’s your solution to our rodent problem? 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2095 Time to stop drinking. I just can't deal with these late night dust-ups. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2096 I assumed those beans on the carpet were edibles. 1.2526 0.04725 95 72 22 1
2097 It beats as it sweeps as it cleans! 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2098 Well it's touching to hear from another insomniac 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2099 That's all right then, as long as it's not a 747 landing pad. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2100 Sorry. Heard a loud noise that I thought worthy of a knock. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2101 Rhonda finally showed Bill just how much he sucked. 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
2102 I'm your neighbor from three floors down 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
2103 Please go back to the Konmari method! 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
2104 Sorry, I've been watching the Olympics 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
2105 Does your vacuum have a sleep mode? 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
2106 Carol, this is why I said I didn’t want to date my upstairs neighbor. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
2107 Can we talk about the elephant instead? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2108 I've got a lot to clean up in my life. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2109 No, it's not the noise. None of my cats have come back home tonight and I was wondering if you had seen them. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2110 I’m happy for your floors but trying to sleep really sucks too. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2111 My poodle just got sucked through the ceiling... Is she here? 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
2112 My toothbrush is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2113 Please debag my partner and my Golden Doodle. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2114 Sorry,the sheep kept shedding. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2115 Could I borrow a cup of sugar? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2116 I'll see your 'Cleanliness is Next to Godliness' and raise you a 'Silence is Golden'. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2117 Noise? Yeah. And my living room furniture being on the ceiling. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2118 Karen could you just start getting cats?! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2119 If this were a New Yorker cartoon I'd have a clever broadside for you and your mutant vacuum. But, since it isn't, kindly go fuck off for waking me 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
2120 Honey,I sucked the kids. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2121 'Your snoring is worse, Marvin' 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2122 We get it - you hate dogs. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2123 You have a sportscar to overcompensate. You do you. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2124 Did you see my cat? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2125 It’s your turn dear. Don’t forget to empty it. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2126 Does it, by any chance, have a beater bar? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2127 Just some cake with currants that I dropped. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2128 We don’t mind the noise it’s the wind that bothers us! 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2129 It's sucks my dishes up to the ceiling, but it still won't get the cat hair out of your rug. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2130 Can’t you keep it down, it’s after 11 and it sounds like you’re cleaning the floor with a 10 ft tall vacuum ! 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2131 Ihis sucks, I can't sleep. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2132 4C and 3C are both on vacation. I'm from 2C. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2133 Big house. Long time to clean. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2134 I'm not usually one to complain, but you just sucked my chandelier into your vacuum cleaner. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2135 Yes it’s 2AM and you’re upset & yes it has a HEPA filter, but still; Where’s your mask? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2136 Well played…but wait till you here the blender I just bought “ 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2137 May I have my wife back? 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2138 The noise up here really sucks. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2139 It's not as big as I thought 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
2140 You have vacuumed my soul, and I want it back! 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2141 Could I borrow a cup of dust? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2142 Haven't you ever heard of downsizing? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2143 Do you have a vacuum cleaner I can borrow? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2144 Would you mind turning it off for a minute? My wife is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2145 He had a great demonstration 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2146 I know it's a little late, but my Roomba wants to dock with the mothership! 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2147 I said get the strongest vacCINE not get the strongest vacCUM. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2148 OK fine Mildred, size IS subjective! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2149 So you finally got rid of the elephant in the room. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2150 Domestic Kafka 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2151 But you said size doesn’t matter 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2152 So, I see you chose a new vacuum over a TV. Anything good on? 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2153 Oops! I thought you were alone 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2154 Would you like to have dinner with me tomorrow? 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
2155 The COOP Board has restrictions on everything, including that. 1.2476 0.05544 105 86 12 7
2156 I think you have my chandelier again. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2157 Your vacuume sucks big time! 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2158 Haven't I told you before? Neighbors abhor a vacuum! 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
2159 Somehow it's different when you do it. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2160 Uh, Mrs Perot? Some of the neighbors are complaining about a great sucking noise... 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2161 I thought the last neighbors sucked. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2162 Wow. That’s exactly what I thought it was. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2163 Sorry for the noise, neighbor, but this one just sucks better than my husband 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2164 We’re at the end of the line 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2165 I can't sleep. I keep hearing someone screaming, "Help me, I'm living in a vacuum." 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2166 I don't care that it's' "Best-Rated" by Consumer Reports magazine. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2167 Sorry, the lease clearly states that only canister vaccums less than 30 pounds are permitted. He'll have to go in the morning. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2168 All I said was that I fantasized about hiding your old one. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2169 Dam, that’s some Hoover! 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2170 My sleep abhors that vacuum. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2171 Can I borrow an Ambien? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2172 Good evening. I believe that my dining room chandelier might be in your vacuum cleaner bag. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2173 A five-star review doesn’t mean you use it overnight. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2174 I said that this summer has ‘big vax‘ energy, not ‘big vacs’ energy. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2175 No, I can't turn it off. I bought it specifically to annoy you. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2176 I meant to attach a love note to that string . 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2177 Hey, after Jack made off with the goose and golden harp I’m lucky to have gotten anything at all! 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2178 Have you seen Barky? He was running down the hall again. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2179 but it has a whose house HEPA filter! 1.2471 0.06462 85 71 7 7
2180 I got this carpet as a courtesy to you, so really you should be thanking me. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2181 Alice thinks she dropped one of her pills lat night 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2182 Is bob here it’s bowling night.” “I think he’s in the vacuum. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2183 Your upright is keeping me up nights." 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2184 Sorry to bother you, but my ceiling chandelier has disappeared! 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2185 Could I have my wife back? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2186 It just keeps getting bigger. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2187 This is great, you couldn’t sleep either? Come on in, I’ll get us some wine 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2188 No, I’ve not seen your cat this afternoon. Why? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2189 Shouldn’t we be wearing masks? 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2190 Well, Mr. Roomba, he doesn’t wander off. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2191 You are way over the nighttime decibel allowance. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2192 I take pride in being the biggest dirt bag in the neighborhood. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2193 Why yes, I do watch late night infomercials. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2194 Quarantine sucks…. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2195 No , vacuum cleaner may not resolve a sense of emptiness… 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2196 What have you been feeding that thing? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2197 How the heck do you even push that huge thing? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2198 A lawyer for the governor? You're going to need a bigger metaphorical vacuum. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
2199 What? At least he does his part cleaning the place. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2200 Would it possible to find another cure for insomnia? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2201 Could I have my bedroom furniture back, please. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2202 The salesman said I should go big or go home. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2203 I like big sucks and I cannot lie. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2204 No, I'm not reaching for the 'on' button until the morning. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2205 That's a big sucker. Lotto by chance? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2206 As it's a warm night, I do hope my ceiling fan isn't disturbing you. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2207 You know what else sucks royally? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2208 You know these walls are paper thin. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2209 How does your giant husband get through this door? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2210 We were on a break, Charles! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2211 Have I tracked down H. Ross Perot's 'giant sucking sound'? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2212 It's scaring off the sheep I'm counting. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2213 #DontMessWithTexas 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2214 Have you seen my wife? She said she was coming up here to complain about the noise an hour ago. 1.2460 0.04871 126 102 17 7
2215 I know you enjoy working in a vacuum but it's starting to negatively impact others. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2216 My air conditioner is now a ceiling fan! 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2217 I can only use it during non-peak hours. 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
2218 You just sucked up my bedroom… 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
2219 It looks like I'm not the only one who sucks the air out of the room! 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
2220 Yes, well, Nature still abhors a vacuum. 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
2221 Yet you never pick up the check. 1.2449 0.05813 98 81 10 7
2222 Thanks to you, my wife has another headache. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
2223 To make it really annoying, could you wait until there’s a full moon. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2224 Oh sorry. From downstairs is sounded like giant vacuum. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2225 I can’t find my cat again. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2226 I'm in 3C right below you. Can you shut that down. My cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2227 I don't know what noise you're talking about!! 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2228 There appears to be a giant power vacuum in our home, hon. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2229 Yes it's loud, but try to have some perspective. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2230 I left my MEGASUCKER 5000 in the lobby - you seen it? 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2231 Let me guess, your vacuum came as a gift from Troy? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2232 I’m sorry to bother you, but would mind using your regular vacuum cleaner at night? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2233 The ad said, “Never needs to be emptied.” 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2234 Look, I live just below you, and well... now all my dirt is on my ceiling 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2235 Have you seen my cat, my shoes, my armchair, my kitchen sink? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2236 No,it was crystal—a crystal chandelier. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2237 Does it only operate on night vision? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2238 I know. My roommate sucks. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2239 My cat is stuck to the ceiling again. Do you mind warning us when you’re cleaning next time? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2240 Because doing the housework at night helps me to keep things in perspective. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2241 Please stop. It's sucking the paint off my ceiling. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2242 What have you done with my pants? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2243 Well, at least I took off my heels this time 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2244 Is this a bad time? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2245 Stop complaining! You didn't like my music, so I covered up the sound. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2246 So, you really could suck the chrome off a bumper... 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2247 …and I thought I was dreaming about a giant sucking sound 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2248 You know they make a cordless version now… 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2249 All of my sheep have been shorn. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2250 Can I try? 1.2436 0.06626 78 65 7 6
2251 why suck the joy out of life for whole building? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2252 Can you PLEASE close your drapes, that light by the window is keeping me up! 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2253 I gotta hand it to you. Never thought you'd get him in there. But we've got a snag. Alice wants to reconcile. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2254 Whoosh, all gone 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2255 " Read the instructions, the "Magnum Super XLSX" is for daytime use only! 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2256 Let's not mention the elephant in the room. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2257 Yes, cleanliness is next to godliness but not at 5:00 A.M. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2258 I want my ceiling light back. 1.2436 0.06626 78 65 7 6
2259 I want my extension cord back. Right now, please. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2260 I can’t sleep 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2261 It’s just that my life kind of sucks right now. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2262 I love all this white noise. Thank you, really. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2263 I told the family I deserved an epic Mother’s Day gift this year. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2264 I couldn't sleep and was wondering if I could borrow your vacuum cleaner? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2265 Our chihuahua keeps getting stuck on the ceiling. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2266 I didn't wake you up did I? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2267 What time does the flight depart? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2268 Well, I went to Costco to pick up a sheet cake… 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2269 We need to address the elephant in the vacroom. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2270 Is far as I know my vacuum is void of any noise. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
2271 He told me he doesn't live in a vacuum. I told him now you do. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2272 It's not the noise. It's being sucked from my bed to the ceiling. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2273 Sorry for the noise, I can’t seem to turn the damn thing off. Of course they put the power switch on the top of the handle. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2274 Vaccum got way bigger than I thought. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2275 That's a big Hoover. Damn ! 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2276 I hate changing the bag too, but... 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2277 Cleaned up all your mess. Are you satisfied? 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2278 I’m speechless 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2279 Turn it the fuck off. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2280 Did you hear that? I could’ve sworn I heard a sonic vroom. 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
2281 Hi, I'm Bob from TWO B. Your vacuum just sucked up our dog. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2282 Yeah well, at least he doesn't suck as much as you, Gary. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2283 Do you need me to help you vacuum? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2284 Look, I'm sorry I said what I did about the pet hair. OK? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2285 I got someone who would clean up after 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2286 Let me tell you about the last guy who complained… 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2287 Finally you admit it: size is everything. 1.2419 0.07517 62 52 5 5
2288 Cleanliness may be next to Godliness, but you are going to hell! 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2289 I hear your flight landed. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2290 I want my wife back!! 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2291 Can I at least have my broom back? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2292 Hovering around me does not bring me moving in back with you! 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2293 It's a Shaquum. Got it at Costco. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2294 I'm a night owl too, but this sucks! 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2295 Happy birthday! A BIG vacuum for the little lady 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2296 Do you really need the actual-size Dyson Cyclone? 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2297 It sounds like you've stopped wearing your CPAP again. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2298 When I said I was big on white noise to help me sleep...this wasn't what I meant 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2299 I could have sworn I heard a man's voice up here, too. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2300 Stop victim blaming! 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2301 Can I come in now that the dust has cleared? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2302 You must have a tiny pussy. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2303 No, I' live downstairs and my ceiling fan is missing ! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2304 Must you run your "Whirling Dervish 500" at midnight? 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2305 Newer, bigger, smoother and quieter. I'm not buying it.. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2306 Are you here to replace the vaccum in my life ? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2307 You both suck! 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2308 But we’re in love 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2309 I know, I suck 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2310 I think it ate my cat. 1.2410 0.04723 83 63 20 0
2311 Does it clean up neighborhoods, too? 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2312 I thought you wanted to get vaxxed? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2313 I think you know how I got here. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2314 You're making a big mistake. Also, can I get my clothes? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2315 Need help changing the bag? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2316 Look at Marge all large and in charge at 2:00 am! At least you could have been naked. 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2317 Monica Geller, I presume? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2318 It's not your vacuum per se, it's that it sucked my breakfast up to the ceiling. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2319 Seriously, Agnes? As if this year didn't suck enough! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2320 Okay, take your best shot, but in the end she's just going to mop the floor with you. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2321 Are you trying to get my attention ? 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2322 Could you maybe pick it up again in the morning? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2323 Ok, Alice in Hooverland. Eat me! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2324 New viruses reap new modalities 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2325 You're hoover sucks my dog to the ceiling. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2326 What do I have to do to get a good night's sweep?! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2327 For the last time it's not me! It won't even reach the outlet 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2328 Can't you wait 'til spring? 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2329 That sucker is pulling the sheets right off my bed in my apartment downstairs. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2330 I hate to break this to you, but noise matters too. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2331 ‘I told you NOT to vacuum that ‘Drink Me’ stuff I spilled at your party!’ 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2332 . “I’m to afraid to go outside and didn’t have your number. You want some coffee?” 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2333 I’m still trying to clean up after 2020. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2334 Well, that explains the noise. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2335 This is the only white noise machine that works in this city 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2336 If you're going to hoover at this time of night, at least close the curtains first. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2337 Linda,you bought another one of these? I thought we agreed to keep it to giant brooms after nine! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2338 This dirt bag, again? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2339 Aha! It's a Hoover...Damn! 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
2340 The white noise helps me deal with the emptiness of the universe. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2341 Do you realize that every time you plug it in, my alarm clock goes off? 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
2342 I also abhor it. 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
2343 I don't want to know! 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2344 I'll give you a shoulder to stand on. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2345 The giant dust bunnies never kept me awake. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2346 Can you hook me onto the vacuum? 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
2347 I just wanted to live with something that sucked less than you. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2348 Why are you my neighbor? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2349 I just had a dream about Ross Perot. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2350 You did say size matters 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2351 First you throw a huge party. Now this. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2352 I concede that is is faster, but my white noise machine is unable to muffle the sonic boom. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2353 Enough already! You're sucking all the air out of my bedroom. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2354 Is that the 2020 model? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2355 Huh. They say go big or go home. I guess you can have it all. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2356 You seen my kid anywhere? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2357 Have you seen Harvey? He's a six-foot white dust bunny. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
2358 The way I see it, you have a choice. 1.2381 0.04967 126 104 14 8
2359 I live in a vacuum. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2360 The noise from your dildo is one thing, but this...!?! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2361 You do set the bar for cleaning very high, Susan 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2362 It's not the noise, it's the being sucked up to the ceiling that's making it hard to sleep. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2363 Even if Tiny does shed a lot, can't the vacuuming wait until morning? 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2364 have you seen my sleep mask? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2365 Well, the cat fur is gone. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2366 I’m covered in cat hair. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2367 It doubles as an art piece 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2368 I told you this sucks big time. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2369 „Well, he also cannot sleep.“ 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2370 Could you feed your companion appliance at a more reasonable hour? 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
2371 I’ll trade you for my Roomba from Prime Day. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
2372 My nature abhors a vacuum. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2373 I can tolerate the noise but lifting the bed bothers me. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2374 Sorry to knock on your door at 2 in the morning, but I thought a jet plane crashed into your apartment. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2375 I am not sure but I heard the same noise! 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2376 Lady,you suck as a neighbor! 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2377 The downstairs unit really sucks 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2378 Can you tell your husband to suck it up and stop it with the noise? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2379 My hamster is missing. Any chance you’ve seen it? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2380 This sucks more than you realize 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2381 Uh, we have matching robes 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
2382 My supervisor at NASA called me and informed me that a new Black Hole was discovered above my apartment. Please turn it off. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2383 Umm I live above you and it sounds like you’re dragging a vacuum handle across the ceiling. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2384 Honey. I can’t find the baby 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2385 That vacuum cleaner bag weighed at least 200 pounds. How did you get it downstairs? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2386 It's not the vacuum cleaner . It's the person that runs the vacuum cleaner. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2387 Could you leave it on awhile? It drowns out the barking dogs. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2388 Could you please run your locomotive in the morning? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2389 Now I see why living here sucks. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2390 The noise is bad enough, but now it's sucking my light fixtures up thru the ceiling! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2391 Are you okay? Cause I'm not. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
2392 At this point, 'Im willing to pay the three hundred bucks for a Dyson. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2393 I had a hunch you were sweeping with somebody else. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2394 Really? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2395 You're upsetting my 600 pound dog. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2396 Could you turn it off now? My couch is stuck to my ceiling. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2397 My neighbors really suck! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2398 It's nature to abhor a vacuum at this hour! 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2399 OK, I'm sorry I woke you up early with my new lawn tractor. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
2400 Sure looks like you're double Vac'd 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2401 So that elephant was real? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2402 Just wondering if there’s anything you could have possibly missed. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2403 Lady, do you and that dirtbag, Hoover, have to go at it every night??? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2404 I am not one to place blame, but my carpets and and curtains are on my ceiling. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2405 I heard a giant sucking sound. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2406 Oh Boy, it is good that you have those eight foot ceilings! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2407 No can do Bob. I've gotta use it every hour to get the cost per use under a dollar 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2408 Well, it's a big cat 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2409 Where did you get that vibrator? 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2410 Our guests won’t leave. How many people did you say it holds? 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2411 Your vacuum cleaner sucks. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2412 I heard it's been a while since you had your carpet cleaned. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2413 I haven’t seen your cat but I have a pretty good idea where he is. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2414 Don’t tell me that I should suck it up. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2415 I’m most concerned about what’s inside it. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2416 I needed one big enough to vacuum up all the ennui. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2417 Yes,well it also sucks having you as a neighbor. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2418 Have you seen my rug rats? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2419 Please take your clogs off when you vacuum at night! 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2420 ‘That’s Mi-Tyson’ 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
2421 You knew me as Roomba. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2422 It's time to cut the cord! 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2423 I had a few drinks with the guys and bought a space ship. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2424 I know, but I cleaned for a month. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2425 Okay Hazel…let me try and put this nicely …ix-nay the giant acuum-vay, itch-bay 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2426 I'll pay you if you agree to vacuum when I'm at work. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2427 social vaccum could not be vaccumed 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2428 Kong wants to borrow you vacuum again. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2429 And how often do you have to change the bag? 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2430 It was on special. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2431 This sucks. He looks like a total dirtbag. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2432 From downstairs, it only SOUNDS like it's 10 feet tall... could you wait 'til morning? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2433 Hey, no problem at all, big vacuums like that do tend to suck your brains right in and turn you into a thoughtless inconsiderate zombie 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2434 This is the Tesla model vacuum cleaner. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2435 Have you seen Oscar my Saint Bernard? I followed his saliva trail to your front door." 1.2347 0.04303 98 75 23 0
2436 Yes. I do have to vacuum with the biggest one I can find in the middle of the night. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2437 Hi, I live downstairs. Have you seen a brass chandelier? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2438 I guess that explains where your family and furniture are. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2439 Seriously quarantine is over 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2440 I'm regretting that I sold you the Super Deluxe model. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2441 I think the vacuum found that Viagra you lost. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2442 Turn it off. It's sucked my chandelier half way through the ceiling. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2443 I don't care what you think about NAFTA. The CC&Rs specifically forbid giant sucking sounds from midnight to 6 am. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2444 Well,as a neighbor,you really suck! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2445 Would you mind vacuuming in the daytime only? Some of us humans prefer to sleep at night. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2446 Can’t you use your emotional support vacuum in the afternoon instead? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2447 Sorry, must be the other neighbor." 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2448 Not trying to cause a dust up, but can you hold off until dawn? 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2449 Hi. I'm Father Nature. I abhor a vacuum, too. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
2450 On the one hand I'm happy for you that you could remove the large piles of cat hair. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2451 I feel like you made the decision to buy it in a vacuum. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
2452 Can you quiet down? I'm in the middle of a work meeting! 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2453 would a jackhammer be more effective? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2454 If we were in England, I'd probably accuse you of Hoovering at 3:00am. 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
2455 I"m sorry. That wasn't the vacuum you heard. It was sex. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2456 You sucked my chandelier 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2457 Your new roommate sucks. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2458 Sorry to bother you, I’m your downstairs neighbour. It’s just that it sounds like you’re using a giant… oh… I see… Never mind. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2459 I know J. Edgar is loud. But he is neat and tidy and the best boy friend I ever had. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2460 So your wife was sucked into the ceiling — what’s that got to do with me? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2461 It must have been viagra, I thought you dropped your allergy pills. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2462 The dustpan is nagging me to death. Can we trade back? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2463 I preferred it when you played loud music. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2464 Why, yes, I am Ross Perot's grand-daughter. Why do you ask? 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2465 I don't care how big it is, you shouldn't be making that kind of noise at 2 o'clock in the morning! 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2466 I'd like my Times back. ...And, my cat. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2467 We lost Roomba 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2468 My roommate sucks 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2469 I'm glad the bag is finally ready to empty but can't this wait until morning? 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
2470 I heard a scary noise and wanted to check that everything was ok. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
2471 But it’s WHITE noise. It HELPS you sleep. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2472 You realize the dog's in there, right? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2473 Just when I thought my neighbors couldn’t suck any harder. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2474 It sounds louder than it looks. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2475 You’ve got my chandelier again 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2476 Have you seen my pit bull? 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
2477 I'm sorry, my dog will stop barking as soon as I can get him out of the vacum bag. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2478 - Boy, this year really has sucked, big time. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2479 I'm sorry but if it's you or him... I choose him. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2480 Could I just buy you a Swifter? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2481 Sorry if he woke you, but any chance you've seen my Chihuahua, Barky? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2482 ‘Listen…from upstairs….it sounds like you’ve got the world’s biggest vacuum cleaner’! 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2483 Can I borrow that thing? My wife is being a real clod. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2484 How can I sleep thinking about a cord that comes out of a handle? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2485 You win, Alice. I'm leaving you. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2486 Who's the best sucker? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2487 Is that a hybrid? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2488 Revenge of the leaf blower? At this hour of the morning? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2489 This thing is bigger than you or me. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2490 What was this noise and what is this thing in your living room? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2491 Have you ever thought of buying a motorcycle instead? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2492 So, you decided against the super deluxe model 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2493 A disproportionate reaction? At 5:30 A.M.? No. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2494 I found the Viagra you dropped." 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2495 I think I messed up the spell...again. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2496 Is it spring? 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2497 I would prefer that you vacuum between 8 am and 5 pm. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
2498 Damn Karen!, your life doesn't suck that much.. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2499 It’s just bigger than us 1.2321 0.05227 112 93 12 7
2500 Come on... honey... come closer... 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2501 Mrs. Goliath, could you vacuum earlier in the day? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2502 Could I use your vacuum? Mine isn't big enough to clean up the mess that is my life. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2503 I’ve just entered a world of suck 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2504 If only I had a toaster that size that I could drop in the bath tub 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2505 It’s not you, it’s just my priorities have changed… 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2506 - “where are the children?” 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2507 Now I know why you moan a lot 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2508 Please don't stop... My WiFi has never been better 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2509 Look, Congress failed to extend the eviction moratorium. You and your giant vacuum have to be out of here by the end of tomorrow. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2510 At least you're not mining Bitcoin. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2511 I had no idea when you told me to suck it up about my complaining of your noise 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2512 My rug is on the ceiling again! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2513 Are you here for the blow job? 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2514 I don’t care if your electric rate is cheaper after midnight. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2515 Two things, lady. It’s way to loud, and have you seen my dog? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2516 Did you get that at Costco? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2517 I believe I now know where your husband has disappeared to. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2518 But it really gets between the couch cushions! 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2519 I couldn't care less if it's custom-made, I want it off my property. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2520 I understand you had insomnia and decided to clean, but could you please just dust? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2521 Y’know, like werewolf? But vacuum. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2522 Housing policy states no jet flights between 11 PM and 8 AM. 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
2523 It may be a toxic relationship Marcus but he still sucks less than you 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2524 I don't know how it got out... 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2525 Oh good, can I borrow that when you're done? My ceiling just caved in. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2526 I’m sorry, it’s just that I can’t hear my conventionally sized TV downstairs. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
2527 Could we mutually decide when is a good time to vacuum the rug? 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2528 I can’t hear the neighbour’s bagpipes. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2529 You suck more than your vacuum cleaner. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
2530 The silence of the vacuum. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2531 You’ve ruined my popcorn ceiling. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2532 I don’t care that it loves working via moonlight. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2533 I'm assuming you realize you aren't living in a vacuum. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2534 My bedspread is on the ceiling! 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2535 Stop vacuuming, or I'll mop the floor with you. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2536 I see your husband is back from the NBA playoffs. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2537 You've vacuumed up my chandelier again. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2538 My vibrator is out of batteries. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2539 You sucked up my dignity, again. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2540 My dog is absolutely terrified. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2541 WOULD YOU CONSIDER "CLEANING THE SWAMP" TOMORROW AFTERNOON??? 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2542 Haven't seen my roommate, have you? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2543 I thought you said a LITTLE late night vacuuming. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2544 Oh I’m sorry, did I wake, that really sucks!!! 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
2545 You didn't happen to see Martha ? 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2546 I didn't know that's what you meant by "toxic cleansing" 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2547 Can you keep it down, I'm trying to sweep? 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2548 Excellent suction, yes. I believe you may have my wife in there. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2549 It was quieter when I lived next to the airport. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2550 Do you mind? I'm trying to lie in bed and stare at my phone! 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
2551 Yes, Tom, as I said, Dyson is going to outer space. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2552 I need to remind my cat who the boss is. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2553 So what if all the dirt is stuck to the top of the room? At least it's covering the popcorn ceiling. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2554 If my cat's in there you're in big trouble. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2555 It can't sleep either? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2556 I'm not sure what I expected, that's exactly what it sounded like downstairs. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2557 By the smell of things, I'm sure you can guess how scared doing this in the middle of the night makes Clifford! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2558 Let me introduce you to the dust buster. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2559 I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd vacuum. Did I wake you up? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2560 What happened to sweeping things under the rug? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2561 And now Clifford won't stop barking. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2562 You really know how to suck all the air out of the room. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2563 Can't you just sweep God's waiting room? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2564 Your vacuum sucks so much 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2565 I know, I know, what can I say... the infomercial was really compelling at 2am. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2566 Why were you vacuuming at 2am?” “I wasn’t… I think he’s been stuck in there for a while this time. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2567 Did Elon sell you that? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2568 I expected Branson or Bezos to open the door. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2569 We’ve been inside for too long. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2570 No, I can't turn it off. It is programmed to stay on until it is all clean. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2571 I knew it! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2572 Come on in, I'm sure I've got room for one more. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2573 Did my walk-in shower arrive?? 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2574 Your husband was so reasonable when I spoke to him about this last week. Is he here? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2575 And it's not just the noise!... My Chihuahua keeps getting pulled up to the ceiling! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2576 I suppose your new boyfriend will start paying rent 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2577 No, I don't think the solution is a cat therapist. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2578 That’s not the only thing that sucks 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2579 Good night room Good night giant vacuum Good night couch, and good night Claus Good night Clair, and good night noises everywhere 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2580 The maid quit 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2581 She’s a 27 pound angora. I’m sure I heard her.She couldn’t just disappear. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2582 Can you please tell your Jolly Green husband to do that in the morning? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2583 Have you seen my Mother and father? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2584 You're sure you don't have a vacuum I could borrow? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2585 Jkkk 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2586 How does it work on hardwood floors? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2587 Have you seen my Cavalier King Charles? I suspect he’s somewhere between my ceiling and your floor. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2588 Okay, if you let me back in, I'll do the carpets 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2589 You told me *I* could be the the first one to use the giant vacuum cleaner! 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2590 It's the super duper pet hair capturer! My husband wants a cat. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2591 Oh, I dunno. Maybe it's coming from your garbage disposal? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2592 Your obsession with our 31st president has gone too far this time, Linda! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2593 I don't mean to be this rude, but your roommate sucks. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2594 The sucking interferes with my Heavy Metal." 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2595 Your dog wasn't exaggerating. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2596 Perhaps that is why the instructions said to change the filter bag every three months, not every three years. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2597 You left me for that sucker 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2598 Can I have my big vacuum back? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2599 Ya know, I don’t give a Dam even if you think it’s a Hoover, 1.2283 0.05804 92 77 9 6
2600 Please Mrs. Hoover, it is 3 am! 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2601 Would it kill you to change the bag once in a while? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2602 I live below you. My furniture is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2603 Apologies. He sucked up my protein shakes 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2604 Your late night vacuuming sucks me out of bed! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2605 Why don’t you just tell the truth… you prefer IT to me! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2606 Can you just give me back my chandeliers? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2607 Sorry for the noise. Really had it with Ralph's clutter in here. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2608 Sorry, I accidentally ordered the 800 Pound Oreck. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2609 If you stop vacuuming at 3:00am I promise to quit my drums practices forever. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2610 You tell me I’m a big loud sucker and this is the company you keep? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2611 My fruit loops are all on the ceiling! 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
2612 Vacuuming isn’t allowed before 9 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2613 I live in the apartment under yours. My furniture is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2614 That's a vacuum, not space, and I can clearly hear your husband screaming. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2615 Let me guess: revenge for my on line Zumba classes? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2616 Sorry sir, I work during the day. I know it sucks. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2617 In the vacuum, no-one can hear you scream. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2618 Hi. I'm your downstairs neighbor...from five floors below. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2619 What do you mean we never talk about it? I don’t understand you at all! I’m perfectly fine with talking about it, but how did you ever know that it’s called The Elephant in the Room? 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2620 This is bigger than the both of us, Al. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2621 You win. No more boiled cabbage. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2622 You said this was going to be an amicable divorce - 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2623 Mrs. Bunyan, when do you think your husband will go back to work…We all need some sleep 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2624 You seem to have a huge vacuum in your life at the moment 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2625 Frankly, I don’t give a Dam. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2626 Couldn’t we just have gotten the Roomba? 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2627 Vacuum 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2628 Suck off! Please. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2629 Deal. I'll put away my "dust blower" if you turn off your "dust sucker". 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2630 Sorry to bother you, but my dog is REALLY unhappy. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2631 We've put this off long enough. I told you this job was bigger than the 2 of us. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2632 The cat hasn’t left the bedroom in a month. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2633 We lost power again! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2634 No, what really sucks is being your downstairs neighbor. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2635 I’m a male… do you mind telling me what that thing is? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2636 All we are is dust in the wind. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2637 Can I let your massive vacuum suck my massive member? 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2638 Well I’d be done sooner if you’d help me change the bag. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2639 There was a huge vacuum in the house after you left. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2640 My cat sheds a LOT 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2641 Cleaning up glitter is not permitted after 10pm. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2642 It's Blue Origin's newest model. I know, its unnecessarily big. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2643 Hi, i'm Gary and i live below you 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2644 I'm your downstairs neighbor, Sam Nature, and I abhor your vacuum. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2645 Excuse me, but I'm Bill Jones from downstairs and my furniture is stuck to the ceiling!! 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2646 I had a dream about Ross Perot. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2647 I don't suppose you'd consider taking your industrial level vacuuming to the Trump Tower and continuing it from there. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2648 Can I have your phone number? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2649 And no, I won't empty it for you. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2650 Just so you know, you've left yourself wide open to abduction by blind alien creatures that use echolocation to hunt their prey. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2651 mask to enter the sanitarium 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2652 Is loss of depth perception a COVID-19 symptom? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2653 Fair, but if you can hear me vacuuming five floors down, would you please hold the elevator for me next time I’m five feet away saying “hold please”? 1.2262 0.06416 84 72 5 7
2654 Nature abhors you. Big time. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2655 2 AM abhors a vacuum. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2656 Can you keep it down? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2657 I can't sleep because of the loud noise coming from the people trapped in the vacuum cleaner 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2658 I know there's noise. Suck it up. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2659 No vacuuming after 10 pm!! 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2660 Make Cuomo’s mess fit. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2661 I’m ok with the super loud Hoover, but I do miss Jim. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2662 Take your noise complaints elsewhere. Can’t you tell a piece of art from a common household appliance? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2663 Could you please take of your shoes, I can literally hear every step you take ok? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2664 When I said, "clean up your act", I didn't mean your ENTIRE act ! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2665 Please turn that thing off. My cats are stuck to the ceiling again. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2666 Mr. Crowley had to confront his new upstairs neighbors. They really sucked! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2667 Sorry, I couldn’t wait to try my new LeBron vacuum! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2668 Do you mind? You're vibrating the whole building. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2669 How did you get it to play Beethoven's Fifth? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2670 Can I borrow a cup of laudanum? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2671 I live downstairs. My bed hit the ceiling. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2672 I honestly thought it would be bigger 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2673 Can I get you a smaller vacuum? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2674 I am ready to resume my connubial duties; plug me in 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2675 Your white noise is not helping me sleep. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2676 Trust me, vacuuming during the day won't help. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2677 Harry. Downstairs. Remember me? My chandelier's gone missing and I thought you might have a clue. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2678 Please vacuum before 1a.m 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2679 I thought you’d be glad I was cleaning up after my day of DIY 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2680 I don’t care if you can scream with a vacuum! 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2681 Do you mind? Some of us are trying to sleep 2 blocks over. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2682 I know his meowing sometimes bothers you, but I’m wondering, have you seen Mittens? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2683 Could you use the Eco setting? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2684 It's turbo-charged. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2685 I hear you're having trouble sweeping at night. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2686 Ma'am, that thing sucks bigtime! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2687 Oh, that’s okay. I thought a Hells Angel had moved in. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2688 I said go big OR go home. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2689 Nobody puts baby in the corner 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2690 So, you’re telling me no? You don’t own a vacuum cleaner and you have no idea who would be up this late cleaning either? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2691 Maybe if you set it on low, I can at least keep my flatware off the ceiling. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2692 Doesn't that thing have a lower setting? No? That sucks, BIG time. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2693 Okay. I'll take down my hidden cameras. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2694 Yes, cleanliness is next to godliness, but it's also loud as hell. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2695 Baby is stuck to the ceiling again. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
2696 How about us neighbors chip in and buy you a Roomba? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2697 Could I have my ceiling fixture and my bed back please? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2698 Could you switch to the gargantuan broom till morning? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2699 You call that a vacuum? So why all the sound? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2700 I'm three floors below you, and it sucked my furniture to the ceiling. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2701 I was gonna yell at you about the noise but now I got nothing. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2702 You win, I'll get rid of my barking dog. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2703 You forgot to check the dimensions again, didn't you? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2704 I think you know why I’m here. Again. 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
2705 You know they don't think it survives on surfaces, right? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2706 That's a relief. I thought a helicopter was about to crash into us . 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2707 Well, I abhor your vacuum too. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2708 This poor sucker deserves to know the truth about you ! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2709 After 5 years living in the same building, I finally managed to catch your attention. Fancy a drink? 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2710 I’m sorry, but she gained quite a lot of weight during the pandemic. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2711 I miss Alex Trebek. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2712 Just as I always suspected… 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2713 I've already apologized for banging on your ceiling 6 months ago, what else do you want from me? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2714 You will have to stay out a little longer. I haven't finished vacuuming. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2715 It's a sucker for you, yeah. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2716 If you take me back I promise to lift my feet when it passes by. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2717 Yeah, well that also sucks. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2718 Are you sure your husband hasn't hidden someplace where he can catch us? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2719 It's not the noise. It's that my cat is stuck on the ceiling. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2720 ......I already lose enough sleep over the power vaccums in the Middle East” 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2721 Blame my therapist 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2722 At least now I know why I've been dreaming of being sucked into a giant vacuum. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2723 What makes you think I was making all that ruckus? 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2724 Dyson Schmison it’s 1;30 in the morning 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2725 My nature hates a vacuum at 3 a.m. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2726 You call that "once through lightly?" 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2727 How do you empty the bag? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2728 It really sucks!" he said/she said 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2729 You sucked the sleep right out of me. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2730 Does it look like this room is going to clean itself to you, Stanley? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2731 My nuclear blast-cancelling headphones don't seem to be working. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2732 OK, you've got my vote for chair of the residents' committee. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2733 Your vacuum really sucks. Now give me back my dog. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2734 At midnight will it turn back into a regular size vacuum? 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2735 If you don't want to get caught in the brush, take off your robe before lying down. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2736 Sucks exceptionally well 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2737 Yea? Well, it sucks. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2738 I thought I heard a giant sucking sound! 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2739 I hear there's a void in your nightlife. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2740 Your vacuum has literally shaken up our co-op. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2741 That is a big vacuum for a small apartment! 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2742 I switched to metric 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2743 Do I really need to say anything? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2744 For God’s sake, it’s 3 a.m. and NO, I’m not angry because I have vacuum envy! 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2745 Mrs Hoover, I don’t want to put negative pressure on you, but my aspirations of sleeping are being sucked into a vacuum. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
2746 I seem to be missing twenty boxes of dental floss. Might they have been delivered here by mistake? 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2747 I assure you, Harry. I haven't been living in a vacuum. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2748 Please, don't leave me in the vacuum again! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2749 MY CAT GOT STUCK TO THE CEILING! 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2750 My plants are all on the ceiling now, thank you. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2751 Sorry. I have no idea where the noise is coming from. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2752 I'm looking for my sanity. Do you mind if I check your vacuum bag? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2753 I thought we agreed, Ethel,no sorcery past 8 PM. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2754 Can I have my vacuum back? I cannot sleep in that mess of an apartment!" 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2755 Mind turning it off so I can get my dog off the ceiling? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2756 Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2757 I was hoping that giant sucking sound was just our jobs being sent to Mexico. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2758 Sorry. I’ve lost the sense of time during this lockdown. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2759 I was wondering why the fuse was blowing every time you vacuumed. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2760 It’s about perspective. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2761 in this apartment, whoever `has the dirt' holds the power. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2762 Could you please return my chandelier 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2763 Empire State model. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2764 I know I laughed when you got it but can I borrow it? It’s the only thing big enough to clean up the bullshit that still sitting around from 2020 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2765 Warning: Objects in living room are bigger than they appear 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2766 Physically that will clean big messes, metaphorically not so much. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2767 They said the bigger the better 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2768 I miss my wife 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2769 Don't you think it's time to cut the cord? 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2770 I appreciate that a giant vacuum is a convenient way to murder your husband, but its noisy and some of us need to sleep. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2771 Your huge vacuum cleaner really sucks. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2772 I just realized how to fix that funny noise in your vacuum cleaner. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2773 Yes, point taken: You are not in any way, shape or form anti-vax. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
2774 Aha! The source of my nightmare's soundtrack. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2775 Well of course it's loud Henry, look how big it is! 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2776 ‘I know I said I wouldn’t be complaining about late night vacuuming, but…’ 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2777 He has a name! It's called Soul Sucker. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2778 Its probably just the pandemic but the smallest things make me feel overwhelmed. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2779 I’d like talk about your tuba playing. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2780 I’ve decided that you suck. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2781 I don’t mind the noise, it’s just that is bigger than mine 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2782 It was too quiet for me to sweep. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2783 Your new vacuum sucks. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2784 Marge, have you seen the kids? They don't seem to be in their rooms. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2785 It all makes sense now. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2786 Pardon me for bothering you but is my practicing my violin late at night disturbing you? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2787 12_ 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
2788 Alright, already! I came back to suck it up! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2789 I came up to apologize in case my clock was ticking too loudly. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2790 Could you do this in the morning. My bedding is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2791 I don't mind the noise, but my furniture is now on my ceiling. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2792 My dog is dying over here 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2793 I don't care if yours doesn't run on gas, you still have to keep it in the garage with the other giant appliances 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2794 I concur. House cleaning really sucks. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2795 Could you please turn that off? My wife is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2796 It’s the 2020 model, sorry. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2797 Get some perspective! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2798 Jerry learning the “massive power vacuum” he read on the news was, in fact, upstairs. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2799 Oh, I'll definitely be able to sleep now that I know it's not the apocalypse. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2800 I've been watching the lamp in your window. It does not look safe or respected. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2801 Please let her out now, it’s bedtime! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2802 Wow, that thing sucks more than 2020! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2803 It's an upgrade alright 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2804 Come in! I was just testing my forced perspective photo setup with my miniature vacuum cleaner 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
2805 This really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, sucks. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2806 Hello, my name is Bob, Bob Nature... 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2807 My chandelier’s gone missing 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2808 It’s not going to suck itself, so shut up and get on my shoulders. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2809 Where's your husband? 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2810 Does this mean you also have an elephant in the room? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2811 Could you please wait until at least 8AM? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2812 You win this time, Carla, but wait until I need my blender tomorrow morning. It holds 64 oz of pure morning smoothie pain. 1.2198 0.06012 91 78 6 7
2813 I need a place to hide your dead body!! 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2814 Anyway, your dog says he is willing to consider coming back. But he has one precondition for talks. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2815 I am about to blow the fuse on your free electricity nights! 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2816 No. You see, COVID particles are SMALL. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2817 I know my Fifi was in the apartment when I went to bed. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2818 It’s not solving your problem. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2819 Yeah, I know. It really sucks. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2820 Oh, I thought you were vacuuming. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2821 Do you mind keeping it down? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2822 For the last time: I'm sorry I spilled Aunt Mary's ashes on your carpet. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2823 When I said I was allergic to you, it meant I wanted a divorce not a larger hepa filter. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2824 Aha! Now I know what happened to Fred! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2825 Don't pay it any mind. It's just a big ol' windbag 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2826 But I have to vacuum after the big elephant in the room. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2827 I told you, Herbert, I had a "eureka!" moment and decided to move on. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2828 She’s still not home. Can you check one more time? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2829 It’s the wildfires. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2830 Just wanted to let you know that I found both my baby and my cat screaming and stuck to the ceiling. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2831 Why didn’t you get the big one? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2832 Could you turn the vacuum off so I can get my dog down from the ceiling? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2833 Time to pull the plug on your 3 a.m. cleaning frenzy. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2834 You’re sucking the sand out of the concrete. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2835 If you promise not to start before 9:00 A.M., I will carry out your garbage twice a week! 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2836 Dirty Dancing 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2837 I don't care if Mr. Bunyan is coming home early, I'm trying to sleep! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2838 I live downstairs and it sounds like you are flying a Lear Jet around your apartment. Do you own a Lear Jet? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2839 Vacuuming? I thought Bezos was rocketing to space again. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2840 Nature and I abhor vacuums. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
2841 I've had it with the "...Foe Fum" mantra. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2842 It's a natural law. NEIGHBOR ABHORS A VACUUM! 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
2843 Do you have a new vacuum? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2844 I don't know what sucks more. That vacuum, or your inclination to use it at 2 a.m. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
2845 Have you considered a better mousetrap instead? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2846 So when they said this was the quietest vacuum of its size on the market— 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2847 One of the neighbors told me this house sucked, I didn’t think so literally. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2848 I thought you’d be glad the arguing finally stopped. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2849 Will suck the Carona out of you 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2850 Okay, okay, I'm sorry. Would you please take up clog dancing again? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2851 Mrs Ogletree may I borrow the Godzilla vacuum? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2852 Usually the sound of a vacuum lulls me to sleep. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2853 You can come in, but it’s gonna suck. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2854 Well, even an 800 pound gorilla needs a little sleep... 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2855 YOU are full of hot air! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2856 You sucked the whipped cream off my sundae! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2857 Do you mind? You moved my wife! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2858 It’s called sleep hygiene, Mick 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2859 It howls 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2860 When you use your vacuum, my dust goes up to the ceiling. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2861 I'm reporting you and your Dyson Super-Suck 5000X to the homeowners' association. 1.2174 0.05951 92 79 6 7
2862 Really? Whenever my mom vacuumed it helped me fall asleep. 1.2174 0.04324 92 72 20 0
2863 Living below you sucks big time. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2864 I know it's late, but could you turn down the suction, my blankets don't work when they're stuck to the ceiling. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2865 No, not that. It was more of a banging sound. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2866 Why don’t you be a good neighbor and turn up the volume on that super-duper vacuum cleaner enough to drown out that 1970’s hard rock music you’re listening to. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2867 Could you please empty the bag? The dog is missing. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2868 Got milk? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2869 It has multiple uses. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2870 It's cleaning theatre. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2871 I'm asking again, use the lower power setting! My cat is stuck to the ceiling again! 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2872 I said the house needs a big cleaning not cleaner! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2873 Would you mind not emptying it in my backyard? 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2874 Who's the suck up now Stewart?! . 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2875 Okay I get it. My playing John Philip Sousa sucks wind. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2876 I'm just saying, it really sucks... 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2877 I'd like to fuck the big vacuum again 1.2169 0.06192 83 71 6 6
2878 It’s not the size, it’s how you use it. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2879 You’re disrupting our sleep, and that sucks big time!! 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2880 Martha... you suck big time. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2881 What do you have in there, a ten foot industrial vacuum?" 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2882 And then your husband's voice, it seemed, shouting 'Let me out! Let me out!' So I had to check. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2883 Ma'am, every time you suck your husband into that thing, the screams wake me up. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2884 They claim one bag will last you a lifetime. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2885 Just proving my point that upstairs neighbors suck 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2886 I heard it sucks but at least it was on sale. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
2887 I see it’s a Greek vacuum. Careful. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2888 I told you not to drop your steroids on the floor... 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2889 When you borrowed him he was just a kid. Look at him now. I don’t even recognize him! 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2890 I finally found something that sucks more than you do. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
2891 My life is one big vacuum! 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
2892 I told you to suck it up.THAT is not what I meant. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2893 Lady, you suck! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2894 Can you please vacuum during the day? My wife is now stuck to our bedroom ceiling. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2895 When I told you to get a vacuum that suits your apartment, I didn’t think it would suck this much! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2896 I know it sucks in a big way 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2897 Let me get you a pill. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2898 I was dreaming someone was running a giant vacuum cleaner and then, when I woke up, my dresser was missing. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2899 If I didn't know better I'd say you're trying to suck the sleep out of an entire building with some kind of giant vacuum . .. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2900 Excuse me lady. You scooped up my wife again when you cleaned our apartment. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2901 I know Clifford is shedding, but it's 3 am. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2902 Yeah, well it turns out I feel the same way as nature. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2903 Not the vaccing I had in mind. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2904 It’s 7 in the morning 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2905 It’s a visual pun, you don’t need a caption, now shut that off so I can get some sleep! 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2906 Just as I imagined. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2907 I feel like I could just get sucked into buying it 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2908 Stop playing with your art, and come to bed. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2909 Leadership vacuum 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
2910 Did the vacuum salesman have to compensate something? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2911 You're with him now? He sucks! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2912 You obviously have a lot of dirt, but do you have to start this at 3:00 in the morning? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2913 Yes, Tatiana I did say I now have to fill a giant vacuum . No this is not what I had in mind. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2914 No, you're a big sucker! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2915 My bed is plastered to my ceiling.... 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2916 That's a relief. I thought you had a jet airplane up here. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2917 Your cleaning obsession is bigger than the both of us. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2918 Let’s talk about the vacuum in our life 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2919 Can I borrow that? I want to suck myself out of this world. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2920 We have a big problem. 1.2151 0.04284 93 73 20 0
2921 If not for me, please think of my cats. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2922 He's a gem. As well as doing the housework, his "ground bones" bread is to die for. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2923 This is the smallest one they had. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2924 Got any earplugs? 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2925 Ma'am, I speak for the rest of the residents when I say your vacuum sucks, I mean blows. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2926 Looks like my Martian visitors were here last. . 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2927 I feel like your sucking all the oxygen out of the room! 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
2928 Is the jolly green guy in? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2929 Hon, I thought we were planning to down-size? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2930 Why don’t you tell it, “This really isn’t the right time for vacuuming.” 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2931 Have you seen my dog? He ran into the hallway here a few minutes ago. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2932 Do you have a barrel of sugar I could borrow? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2933 That explains why my ceiling fan changed direction. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2934 I'm scared. It sucked up Richie's Viagra. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2935 Are you aware they sell white noise machines for this? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2936 When I said "suck it up" that's not what I meant. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2937 I told you cleaning is a tall order. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2938 Okay, it is as loud as it looks. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2939 Would you mind sucking less? 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2940 Stop the noise: you don't live in a vacuum. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2941 So, you know how nature abhors a vacuum? So does a neighbor. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2942 Just don’t get in front of me while I’m vacuuming. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2943 My dog sent me to ask you to stop. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
2944 So, how about no beater bar after 11:00 p.m.? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2945 Anxiety cleaner too ah?! 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2946 That's a big sucker. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2947 You, mothersucker! My mom has stuck into the ceiling! 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2948 Listen Karen, I’m tired of you and your power trips. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2949 Are you vacuuming again, Harriet?” “No. Why do you ask? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2950 GEEZE LOUISE THANKS 4 THE VACCUMM 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2951 I was sound asleep when Ross Perot appeared in my dream and then I woke up to a giant sucking sound…. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2952 Unfortunately, they don’t come cordless in this size. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2953 This arrangement sucks. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2954 My cat is stuck to the ceiling again 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2955 Ok, well, glad to see there's no problem here, with the noise I thought... This carpet looks amazingly clean I must say, supernaturally clean actually. Not sure how you do it. Well, see ya! 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2956 Aha ! Now I know why my furniture is sticking to the ceiling! 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2957 I sympathize that you have OCD, but your affliction has grown to a point that it impacts the entire building. 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2958 This is the quiet model. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2959 He won't move out. He says Nature abhors him with or without the cord. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2960 I’ve replaced you with someone more efficient. Good bye, Jim. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2961 I woke up on the cieling again. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2962 Lady, that's a loud rugger sucker. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2963 OK, You can borrow my Roomba. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
2964 Vacuuming "Quiet Hours?" Never heard of them! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2965 Do you mind vacuuming in the morning. We’re all trying to sleep in this building. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2966 'Well this sucks, big time.' 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2967 Your dog doesn’t even shed. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2968 Yeah. It sucks. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2969 I don’t mind ambient noise, but come on…. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2970 Nature abhors a vacuum,and so do I when you use it at night! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2971 I came as soon as I could. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2972 This is the last time I'm coming up here. Either buy a new vacuum or find someone else willing to put you on their shoulders. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2973 Ad or no ad, the Big Ckean White Noise vacuum does not gently lull your neighbors to sleep. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2974 Why did you stop? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2975 It’s the Dyson Foreground model. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2976 I can't go to bed, it's stuck to my ceiling, could you please take a break until the morning? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2977 No one lives here but a sucker. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2978 Once again I was awoken by the sound of my cat getting sucked into the ceiling. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2979 Oh. May I please borrow the vacuum when you finish? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2980 Well, I’m steamed too. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2981 If you’re up for it I have a large scale cleaning project 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2982 Moving above me is one thing, but taking up competitive sanitation is no mere coincidence. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2983 Size does NOT matter. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2984 Sorry to wake you Harvey, but it just arrived from Amazon and I can't fit it back in the box so I'm going with it. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2985 I know, I know, I know. I told you to suck it up…but that’s not what I had in mind. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2986 I just want to break free. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2987 Did you know that Amazon has a special deal on leafblowers? It closes at 4 am. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2988 Sorry about the noise. I was just doing a little vacuuming. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2989 Suck it up 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2990 I'm leaving you! I hope it leaves a big vacuum in your life! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2991 Have you seen my mother-in-law?; she said she was coming down for tea earlier today. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2992 Great choice, Doris. The problem with most vacuum cleaners is that they don't suck. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2993 This is how Mama taught me to keep the bad spirits away, which is unironically called a “cleanse”. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2994 Just wait until I show you my blender. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2995 Are all your dreams coming true, you dirty bastard? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2996 Damn Hoover. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2997 Well, MY nature is definitely abhorring THIS vacuum at 2 a.m.! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2998 No! It's not the VROOM that's keeping me awake. . . . It's the FE FI FO FUM! 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
2999 It sucks. I get it. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3000 What part of ‘wake the dead’ don’t you get? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3001 Good evening. I'm your downstairs neighbor, James. James Nature. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3002 I’m not criticizing your lifestyle, but your boyfriend really sucks. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3003 Now I know why I keep hearing that giant sucking sound. 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
3004 Look you agree to stop using your 15 ft tall vacuum, I'll agree to stop my 400 pound dog walking around all night 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3005 There is nothing about this that doesn,'t suck 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3006 Do you have a moment to talk about your cars extended warranty? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3007 It's night all ready? Working from home, the day really sucked the life out of me. 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
3008 I feel like we’re headed toward mutually assured desuction. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3009 Miss Perkins, please let me be the one to replace that one huge vacuum in your world. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3010 NO! This is NOT what they meant when they predicted the Hot Vax Summer! 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3011 Your neighbor profile sucks... 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3012 WHY IS THE ROOMBA ON?! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3013 I don't mind the noise up here, but my bed is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3014 Damn your Hoover. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3015 Your buffalo seem restless tonight. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3016 Where’s the vacuum ? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3017 Some things are too big to sweep 🧹 under the rug” 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3018 The only time he does chores around the house is when he’s sleepwalking. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3019 A Roomba would be much quieter. Just sayin'. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3020 I guess I didn't read Amazon's description closely. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3021 My wife claims it's harmonizing with my snoring. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3022 Let me introduce myself – I'm Nate Ure. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3023 It never feels like I can get this place clean. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3024 I just can't shake the feeling that I'm being left in the dust. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3025 Lady, everything abhors THAT vacuum. 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
3026 “Would you mind turning off your lamp? It’s outshining the moon in our apartment downstairs.” 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3027 I can see, you yourself also need some cleaning. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3028 I know that sometimes you feel like you're living in a vacuum. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3029 My life sucks too, but you're overdoing it. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3030 You just sucked the popcorn off my ceiling! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3031 Its for the new Covid protocol. You can't be too careful these days. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
3032 Can't it wait 'til morning? 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
3033 Do you think that's really safe for, you know, existence? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3034 Do you mind? I keep getting thrown against the ceiling. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3035 That's a different kind of vacuum. I can assure you, the sound travelled! 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
3036 You’re right. It sucks. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3037 That is NOT what my mind imagined the noise was from! 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3038 How did you even get it through the door? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3039 You are just in time. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3040 Perhaps you wouldn't mind limiting the vacuuming to the hours between noon and two pm every other blue moon? 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3041 Sorry I’ve disturbed you, but you can see I’m almost done packing up for my move tomorrow. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3042 I abhor that giant sucking sound at 3:00 AM. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
3043 Yeah, I’m still working from home. Why do you ask? 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
3044 The bowling team really needed Mike at the playoffs tonight. He’s never missed one. Where is he? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3045 Your elephant's in my room again. 1.2105 0.06301 76 65 6 5
3046 Amazon listed that as apartment size? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3047 It's 11 p.m.; and up here it sounds like an alien abduction! 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3048 I'm leaving. I can't stay any longer knowing that he has a bigger sack than I do 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
3049 You don’t live in a vacuum… 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3050 Your new vacuum cleaner is making it difficult for me to sleep---it just sucked up my bed. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
3051 The coop board said I could have Clifford in the building, so grow up and accept it already! 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
3052 Ellen, I know it's a great vacuum cleaner - and very quick, but it's still an alien spaceship, and you have to report it to the government. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
3053 Again, Denise, the size is not the problem. It's after midnight! 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
3054 With earplugs, it doubles as a white noise machine 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3055 I know you think 'nature abhors a vacuum', but using that thing is not going to keep Covid away. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
3056 I know you wanted a husband who cleans, but this is ridiculous. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3057 Oh, sorry, I thought it was an elephant 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3058 So that giant sucking sound now comes from a vacuum made in Mexico?! 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
3059 You've sucked the life out of me, Martha. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3060 I guess I wasn't paying attention to that hole in my ceiling until just now my cat, the dog, and all my loose mail disappeared. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3061 You’re sucking the life out of this entire building! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3062 The first step is admitting you have a problem. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3063 I should have told you about him. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3064 I see another one bites the dust 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
3065 You're disturbing my direwolf. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3066 In your case cleanliness is next to the demonic. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
3067 Uh, I think I'll just go back to bed. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
3068 I have the room below yours and I'm tired of sleeping on the ceiling. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
3069 Fine then. If you'll get the step ladder, I'll turn it off. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
3070 What do you think this is - the Astrodome? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3071 You know the old saying, "Speak softly but carry a big stick...?" 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3072 You expect me to believe this is all from cat hair? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3073 Hello I'm Nature and I abhor that monstrosity. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3074 When the lights flicker and my cats hide, I know that either my grandmother’s ghost is present… or you’re about to vacuum again. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3075 I think the idea is to suck the dirt off the carpet, not the carpet off the floor. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3076 Could you unpluh your vacuum cleaner for a few minutes? My wife's stuck in the ceiling below you. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3077 Then he made this cryptic remark -'Don't be surprised if I turn out to be the elephant in the room' . 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3078 I told you, it's not a roomba. You *have* to push it... 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3079 You’re Norma Desmond. You used to be big. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3080 Well, the lady online mentioned cleansing is the most important part of any nighttime routine 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3081 Time for a clean start 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3082 It’s just my white noise machine. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3083 ‘It’s the new Dyson.’ 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3084 Honey, have you seen the cat? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3085 Where can I buy one so I can turn it on while you sleep? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3086 I'm your neighbor below you. My cat has been sucked up and stuck to our ceiling. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3087 Mrs. Giant, do you suppose your husband could vacuum only between the hours of 7AM and 5 PM? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3088 Could you check again to see if it has a sleep mode? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3089 I’m afraid that it ate the roomba 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3090 Housework is not an emergency. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3091 Could I please borrow a gallon of sugar? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3092 I'll get the ladder and help you turn it off. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3093 Hello Janice, I guess now is as good a time as ever to tell you. I think you are a very bad neighbor. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3094 If you're playing the sax, you suck. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3095 „When you left, a power vacuum appeared.“ 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3096 But he sucks! 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3097 You know cleaning after dusk will make you an old maid 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3098 I haven't emptied it since this big mess started. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3099 Sorry, I just couldn’t resist the zroom zroom. 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
3100 May I please have my underwear back? 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
3101 Whaddya mean “Suck it up”? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3102 I see you vacuumed-up the Viagra I spilled. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3103 And you shouldn't juggle bowls of cereal at this hour either. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3104 My wife is stuck to the ceiling. The bad news is she has the TV guide. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3105 Look, I'll buy you a smaller one if it means a lot less noise... 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3106 Your new super duper vacuum sucked me out of bed. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3107 Oh,I thought somebody was trying to kill a cat 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3108 Typical Karen, sucking the life out of everything! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3109 At least my new man always cleans up after himself! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3110 It said huge sale, John. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3111 Sure, art doesn’t exist in a vacuum. Nothing should exist in a vacuum after 2am 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3112 Everyone on the first floor wants to make clear just how much you suck. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3113 Finally! The stomping of your dust bunnies was driving me nuts." 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3114 Big vacuum go vroom vroom 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3115 Your power vacuum is wrecking my power sleep. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3116 Have you ever considered a less invasive sound machine? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3117 Air purifier, dust catcher, upholstery cleaner, human service dog. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3118 I totally agree. It does really suck. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3119 If I said the words Rose Perot, would you get my drift, or do I have to spell it out for you? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3120 I hate to complain Helen, but could you please run you Ultrasucker 3000 vacuum cleaner... OFF YOUR BALCONY! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3121 What do you mean, I should see what your blender looks like? 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3122 I hate to complain, but that noise is sucking my will to live! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3123 OMG- have we shrunk or has our vacuum been targeted by an outer-space enlargement death ray??? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3124 You just sucked my husband up through the ceiling vent. I'd like you to keep him! 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3125 Actually, it's your cat walking around that bothers me. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3126 Monica hoped that her sculpture would convey to Harold that second shift labor was actually a really big deal. And that it sucked. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3127 he's better at the suction 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3128 What? I can't afford the Roomba. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3129 Just wanted to thank you for vacuuming the carpets in my next-door apartment. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3130 You must realize that you aren’t vacuuming in a vacuum.” 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
3131 That's a relief. I thought that it was a tornado. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3132 In this case, bigger isn't better. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3133 Scale matters, Time either 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3134 In my dream you were dusting the galaxy. Let’s get some sleep baby. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3135 see, honey, bigger isn’t always better. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3136 Nothing happens in a vaccum 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3137 Sorry to crowd you, but it's Friday and almost sundown 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3138 Nature and your downstairs neighbor abhors a vaccum. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3139 And I thought it was just my insomnia. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3140 For years I thought you were just moving furniture around. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
3141 I came up here to make a vacuum joke, but now I see it sucks big time 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3142 You don't live in a vacuum, Baxter. Although now I see, I guess you could. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3143 This must suck a lot. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3144 He finally admitted that size matters. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3145 Again with the schnauzer? This is the third time this week! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3146 Your new dirt devil has put me in hell. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3147 If you think that sucks big time, try living downstairs. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3148 I needed a bigger vacuum to drown out the voices in my head. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3149 Oh, hey Maggie. Have you seen my giraffe? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3150 No, I haven’t seen your pet turtle. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3151 Yes, I do believe you have it set on’ low’, but…. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3152 Hey Barbie, this dreamhouse comes with appropriately-sized appliances." 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3153 that’s nice 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3154 It's not the noise that bothers me, it's the principle of the thing. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3155 ...and then I made a pun about it that my wife considered to be in poor taste. Anyway, would it be possible for me to sleep on your couch for the rest of the night? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3156 Don’t ask. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3157 Okay, you win. I'll put a muffler on my Hellcat. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3158 You're leaving me for a Hoover? That totally sucks! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3159 You realize that thing is noisier than most vacuums? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3160 Hello. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3161 Yea, your vacuum does really suck… 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
3162 How about adjusting his circadian rhythm? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3163 I know electricity is cheaper at night but could we make an exception? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3164 Sorry, it was Prime Day 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3165 Sleep abhors your vacuum. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3166 I admire your zeal, Mrs. Strom. It's just that my rugs are literally stuck to the ceiling. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3167 Would you mind checking your vacuum to see if you sucked up my underwear from last night ? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3168 You’re next. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3169 We can make LOTS of noise! Get in here! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3170 I don't care if it's called The Dracula - use it during daylight! 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3171 Anything you could do about my cat clinging to the ceiling? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3172 I thought we agreed on no outsized moonlit vacuuming 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3173 I knew all the captions would suck. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3174 You just suck the life out of the room 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3175 I thought it might be cheaper than paying New York moving prices 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3176 The larger the vacuum the greater the abhorrence. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3177 Zumba, Rumba...is it that different??? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3178 Have you and Clifford considered the suburbs? 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3179 I'm your new neighbor, Dave Nature, and I abhor a vacuum. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3180 Your ‘Megalux 1,000‘ is a wee bit noisy. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3181 Vegetarian I hope? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3182 Well, I don't care what you think of me. This vacuum is what really sucks. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3183 The homeowners bylaws say no large projects allowed between 7pm and 6am. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3184 I understand that your dog sheds a lot!” Jeffrey Manly Toronto,On 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3185 Hi, I’m your downstairs neighbor, Mr. Nature. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3186 You don't live in a vacuum, you know. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3187 Could you please turn that off? My wife is stuck to the ceiling downstairs. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3188 I'm your new neighbor. May I borrow a cup of Ambien? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3189 You're telling me my stereo is responsible for this growth spurt? 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
3190 It is midnight! and the elephant in the room?!! 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3191 It's full. I need help replacing the bag. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3192 oh! Larger than my Meaningless Life ! 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3193 Your sex noises are too loud 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3194 We're going to need a bigger bag. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3195 Okay, no more sweeping under the rug. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3196 So the kid upstairs sold you a Kirby too? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3197 I've worked from home for a year, what were you expecting Bob? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3198 I'm having a nightmare and it's starring you. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3199 Will you at least hold off on the rug scrubber? 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
3200 When the dust settles, we need to discuss hours! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3201 There’s a sucker born every minute. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3202 We need to talk about the 100 lb vacuum in the room. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3203 It’s not so much the giant vacuum but more the thin walls 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3204 Every time I turn it on it just keeps getting bigger. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3205 Is Mr Clean free on Wednesdays? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
3206 Well it has sucked for me, too. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
3207 The store clerk said to get the size of vacuum that correlates to the garbage in my life, I think I misunderstood him. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
3208 Let me guess, a new vacuum? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3209 My bad. It sounded like a clean up party. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
3210 I'm Ed from below you. Can you wait until morning? My blankets are all on the ceiling. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3211 At least he cleans up after himself. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3212 Vacuuming the house sucks bigly 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
3213 Why is it so loud? 1.2039 0.05228 103 88 9 6
3214 The quietest vacuum cleaner in the world? Are you kidding me? 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
3215 The 11pm news said the delta variant could live in the carpet fibers… 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3216 I submit. It appears that my dreams are no match to your high priority of cleaning house. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3217 So how was your day? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3218 whoa big guy 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3219 Rethought the outward coffee critique. It’s superb. May I have my clothes back now? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3220 Your knock on my bedroom floor was loud and clear, here I am answering your call! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3221 Frankly, Scarlett, I abhor you. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3222 Your dog's escaped again 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3223 I didn't mean use it when the sun don't shine. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3224 I've come to cut your cord... 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3225 How many times do you think I can handle seeing my wife sucked up through the ceiling? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3226 Wait, so you want me to keep going because it's helping you sleep 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3227 Actually, you both suck a lot 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3228 …but you borrowed it three weeks ago! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3229 Excuse me, but you're drowning out the sound of my death metal records. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3230 A 3-Prong adapter? Really?? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3231 I don't mind the noise -- it's your carbon footprint I can't stand. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3232 You can't live your life in a vacuum. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3233 This isn't a Hooverville, you know. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3234 YOU said I shouldn't sweep my problems under the rug! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3235 An upstairs neighbor who had any consideration would use a ten-foot broom. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3236 The ad said that it could even reach the ceiling. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3237 Hey, occasionally, it's necessary to handle an issue in a vacuum 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3238 A view without a Roomba 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3239 You're pulling the lighting out of my ceiling. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3240 I'm Nature. I live in the unit just below yours. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3241 Look Buddy, I got ADHD so just....suck it up! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3242 Good God, lady! Doing a little vacuuming? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3243 I'm looking for my cat. He was just sucked through the ceiling. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3244 Why don't you stick that vacuum where the moon don't shine! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3245 It's not just your timing that sucks... 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3246 Larry, I have no idea why your sofa shot up to the ceiling . 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3247 OK, you win. I'll remove all Kanye from my shower song list. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
3248 You really suck, do you know that? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3249 At least use a surge protector. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3250 I'd complain to the co-op board if they weren't already sucked up in that vacuum of yours. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3251 It's 2 a.m. for God's sake; that racket sucks! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3252 Finally something my wife can't talk over. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3253 I'm your downstairs neighbor. That thing just sucked my chandalier. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3254 ”Can I lend you some Ambien? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3255 It sucks big time, I know. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3256 I don’t mind the noise down there, but my cat is stuck to the ceiling 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3257 I’m sorry it’s so late! It’s out of my control, she vacuums when she feels the need. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3258 I can't sleep for the sound of all the growling dogs! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3259 Honey, just give me another day to clean up all the mess you've made 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3260 It sounded even bigger from my apartment. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3261 Woman: he satisfies me in ways you could never understand. Man: you suck 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3262 Do you have my wife in there? 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3263 I thought you’d be finished by now! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3264 I don’t care if your new Dyson is modelled after Bezoz’s space rocket, I need my sleep. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3265 When I heard the big sucker, I got real nostalgic. Can I have it back? 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3266 Did you really want to suck the life outta me? 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3267 Sorry, are you waiting for the moon to come down? 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3268 Keep it down. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3269 My pity for you is greater than my frustration. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3270 Very Clever. You almost got with the old forced perspective trick. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3271 I was wondering if I could borrow your vacuum cleaner. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3272 You seriously want me to bring it upstairs next? 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3273 I can't just turn it off, it lives here too. 1.2024 0.05813 84 72 7 5
3274 We offer the ultimate in crime scene clean-up. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3275 Could you possibly vacuum at another time? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3276 The noise woke me!! You act like you're living in a vacuum. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3277 Naturally, I abhor this vacuum. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
3278 Dirty, dirty ,dirty" 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3279 For God's sake, get a bROOM! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3280 I am still figuring out on-line ordering 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3281 This is how you get back at our downstairs neighbors? 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
3282 WELL I think your new boyfriend sucks 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3283 What does that thing have that I don't, Betty?" "It sucks. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
3284 Why did you buy the small one? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3285 HE WAS UNVACCINATED SO I VACUUMED HIM UP 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
3286 Yes. It's the vacuuming. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
3287 If you could refrain from field-testing government surplus stealth technology after 11 p.m. on weekdays I'd be grateful. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3288 My floor is clear now, but the cat is begging to get off the ceiling 1.2018 0.03976 114 92 21 1
3289 Hi. I'm from the Biden Administration. Have you been vaccinated? 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3290 Are you almost done with your big cleanup? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3291 You're really letting that collect dust. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3292 YOU COULD HAVE CALLED ME IN THE MORNING TO HELP YOU EMPTY THE BAG 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3293 To be honest, I'd prefer the elephants from the other cartoon. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3294 I don't care if it takes fewer passes! 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3295 Are you done yet? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3296 I don’t care if it used to be Wilt Chamberlain’s. It still sucks. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3297 I like the idea that you invented a Covid-killer while you were working at home, but could you just use it during the daytime? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3298 Can I have my ceiling fan back, again? Please? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3299 I'll give you $20 to turn it off. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3300 It’s 3am, you’ve already cleaned up big time and the ants may be nocturnal but I’m not! 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3301 Would you not start vacuuming until after 8am! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3302 yez, you ca 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3303 Up-sized again? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3304 I'll never see my dogs again. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3305 I don’t care if it is the perfect vacuum, I abhor it. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3306 That was a loud suck-up... Please don't tell me your hubby was part of the spring cleaning. 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
3307 Come do my place. Then we'll kill it. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3308 Is Ross Perot in? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3309 Can I borrow your giant plunger? Billy fell in again... 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3310 Doris, I respect your nocturnal nature, but I abhor your vacuum. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3311 You do know they make a cordless version, right? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3312 May I borrow it when you're done? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3313 I just can’t do it. I can’t pull the plug 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3314 'It's 5 o'clock somewhere' is not a thing that applies here! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3315 I’d hate to see your daytime vacuum. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3316 It's 3 AM. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3317 At this hour? You really suck 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
3318 No, let me tell you what really sucks. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3319 It sucked my pendant lamp into the ceiling again. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3320 Hey, I am woman and I like big, loud tools. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3321 I heard you better when you knocked on the ceiling with the broom. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3322 You're just as loud as it is. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3323 Ever hear of something called a carpet sweeper? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3324 I'm looking for Tracey. Have you seen her? 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3325 Can I borrow your Hoover? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3326 It's 1 AM Ms. Dyson Can you please scale it down! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3327 Little Shop Vac of Horror 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3328 I'm not going to let you suck me into this again. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3329 Ridiculous, men CAN turn into werewolves but NEVER into a household appliance 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3330 Do you have to use that vacuum at night? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3331 Strong silent type, my ass! I can hear it all the way from 34B! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3332 I have a tumbleweed in my living room. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3333 Look, I don't care what you and your boyfriend Dyson do, just do it at reasonable hour! 1.2000 0.06006 80 69 6 5
3334 It’s one of those thespian obnoxious hoovers. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3335 I won it at the surprise drawing at my church bazaar. I just want to use it at night on weekends. Will that interfere with your sleep habits? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3336 Ever heard of a giant, autonomous broom? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3337 How can I enjoy my big screen tv if you're using that ridiculous contraption? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3338 What's sign language for "too loud." 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
3339 How do you do it? That's what I want to know. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3340 You should have seen the delivery guy! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3341 Your dog must be terrified 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3342 ...it fits the feeling 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3343 You too? This whole Dyson power suction thing is getting out of hand. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3344 Sorry, neighbor. I know we’ve been too loud 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3345 You need to stop living in a vacuum! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3346 Who are you? I pressed for Brad Pitt on this Covid ISO TelePorter 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3347 Look I get that you got a dog this last year. But do we all have to suffer the consequences of your actions? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3348 look i'm your downstairs neighbor 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
3349 I bet is sucks better than you do 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
3350 No no, the noise is fine. I was actually wondering if I can borrow it. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3351 I wouldn’t have to deep clean my house every night if you all would just wear a mask. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3352 Bigger doesn’t mean better 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3353 Sorry, we were just practicing for a Tango competition. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3354 I gave you one hour to say goodbye Carol, but I see you’ve made another choice. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
3355 Sweetie, the Rumba went vintage again 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3356 Mrs. Brennan, your new SuperSucker 9000 is too big and powerful. It sucked off my suit and most of my living room furniture. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
3357 What really sucks is that vacuum cleaner at 3 AM! 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
3358 I get that your vacuum sucks, but this is not the time to be arguing about it. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
3359 Honestly, Jeanine, I don’t know what you even see in the guy. He sucks. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
3360 Don't give that "wild and crazy guys" nonsense again! 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
3361 I can see it's not that easy to just suck it up. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3362 You should have bought the cordless model. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
3363 Must you vacuum after dark? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3364 The headboard, now this?! 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3365 I can’t handle this vacuum in your life any more. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3366 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY CAT LATELY? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
3367 You sure you haven't been hearing any ghosts? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
3368 I'm sorry Mr. Green, but I had to find one to big for the dog to attack. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3369 Oh,thank Goodness. I thought it was NAFTA. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3370 Did it swallow your sense of decency too? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3371 Noise? What noise? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3372 His name is Herbert, and he doesn't like you. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3373 I know you hate dogs, Jill, but this has gone too far. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3374 I'm not leaving until I speak to your husband. Otherwise I'll assume he's in the bag. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3375 So you don’t like my dog? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3376 I ask what's making all the noise that's keeping me awake... and your response is just a "little" vacuuming? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3377 Nature really abhors your vacuum. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3378 This vacuum lives in my house rent free. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3379 So, you’re totally sure you haven’t seen my elephant’s cremains? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3380 Could we please hold off compensating for our insecurities until morning? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3381 Well, duh! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3382 Let me be clear ... living in the apartment below you sucks big time! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3383 Would you PLEASE change the battery in your smoke alarm? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3384 Your new roommate really sucks. Can you tell him to keep it down? 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3385 What exactly are you vacuuming up in that thing? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3386 Neighbor implores, “Don’t vacuum!” 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3387 And every time you think about how loud it is, it gets ten percent louder. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3388 You're sucking all the air out of my apartment. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3389 Sharon turn down your music. I hate being “under pressure” 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3390 Y'know, they're saying size isn't everything these days. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3391 My chandelier is going though the ceiling. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3392 This is your 2 a.m. emergency? To help you change the bag? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3393 So? You are ready for this? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3394 A little vacuuming, with a gigantic vacuum, equals lots of vacuuming. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3395 What happened to ‘a little light cleaning?’ 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3396 My sound machine is broken, can I borrow yours? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3397 Hi, I’m Nature. You know what I abhor? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3398 At 3 in the morning, the only things 'giant and quiet' are great horned owls and that action dude, The Rock. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3399 Your vacuum cleaner sucked up my piano from downstairs. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3400 What the hell’s going on in here? My vacuum couldn’t sleep, sorry. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3401 Does it come with a warranty? 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3402 I would tell you a vacuum joke, but they always suck! 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3403 Would you mind turning that thing off so I can peel my cat off the ceiling? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3404 I think we should have downsized a little further 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3405 I am here to retrieve my ceiling fan 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3406 Are there elephants cleaning up here? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3407 Can I borrow your vacuum cleaner for the night? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3408 Have you seen my Pomeranian? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3409 I can't sleep without my vacuum. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3410 ‚You know that in that regard, size does matter. The smaller, the better, the quieter.‘ 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3411 Is he bigger than me? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3412 I told you it wasn’t an elephant in the room… 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3413 You said greatest fantasy 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3414 Your vacuuming really sucks 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3415 You think you can go on without me? The moment you shut that door, you'll be left with a big vacuum! 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3416 I needed a place to hide the kids so I could clean 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3417 Can I borrow it when you're done? My white noise machine is broken. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3418 I'd prefer you get a cat. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3419 I just didn’t expect job automation would hit so close to home, Kath. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3420 No, I don't know the biggest thing that sucks about your apartment... 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3421 The giant Kirby salesman should stick to his patch 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3422 You really suck as a neighbor! 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3423 Your loud vacuum is sucking away my night's sleep! 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3424 I know you don't like my dog, but this is going a little too far. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3425 You really SUCK big 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3426 Can ya keep it down I'm tryna get some rest here” “Its noon 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3427 You left me for a vacuum, SUSAN! 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3428 You can't sleep? NEITHER CAN WE!! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3429 My bathroom towels are stuck to the ceiling! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3430 ...Sorry about the noise,but the cat is rather big too... 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3431 Are you sure there’s no refund after 30 days? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3432 If only there was a smaller vaccum cleaner to clean this one. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3433 The condo owner’s association has decided you suck! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3434 I, too, read in the New Yorker that "Americans throw away sixty million dollars’ worth of coins every year, vacuuming them up or dropping them into trash bins," but you're only entitled to vacuum up your own. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3435 I know, I know -- but do you have to do it after midnight? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
3436 Your last tenant was an elephant? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
3437 You and your vacuum really suck 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3438 Cool machine: a very large vacuum, or just to drown out sex noise? 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3439 'Just filling up the Vacuum in my life' 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3440 I came up here to let you know, from my bedroom, it sounds like you’re using the hardwood floor setting when, really, the carpet setting will work better in this building. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3441 You're scaring my giant dog. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3442 Did our cat wander down here, by any chance? We thought we heard a yowl. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3443 Finally, a vacuum my actions and I I can exist in. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
3444 You aren’t the only sucker. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3445 Why are you knocking at my door at this unreasonable hour, Mr. Blifsco? What? I can't hear you -- you'll need to speak much louder. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3446 Can you please return my bed sheets it sucked up from next door? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3447 Look at me, dammit! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3448 I stepped on a cracker. Can I borrow your vac? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3449 Could you shake out my furniture? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3450 Just checking. My wife’s convinced there’s a poltergeist in here. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3451 Shut the #$&* up 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3452 Let’s not talk about the vacuum in the room” 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3453 Ever heard of a giant broom? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3454 I’d have you up if you’d perform like that. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3455 Yikes, I thought your dating profile meant something completely different. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3456 It's too too loud 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3457 Lady, I don’t care how efficient it is, you can’t run it at 3 o’clock in the morning! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3458 Any other time, Lynne. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3459 Please keep it down. I need to concentrate on my New Yorker cartoon caption. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3460 What's a dirty girl like you doing in a nice place like this? 1.1951 0.05869 82 71 6 5
3461 The previous occupant had a discrete Dyson! 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3462 I can hear you through the ceiling. My cats can't sleep. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3463 You owe me a new ceiling light 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3464 I had a dream that my life sucked. Big time. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3465 You're giving me bad vibrations. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3466 First the toothbrush, then the washing machine, now the vacuum? When will you be satisfied Susan? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3467 You made your point. Go ahead & use the Roomba from now on. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3468 MY LIFE DOESN'T EXIST IN A VACUUM 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3469 I don’t know what universe you’re living in but the rest of us abhor that thing. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3470 We don't mind the noise in the apartment below, but when my kids were somehow elevated above their beds, I just had to knock on your door! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3471 My hamster is stuck to my ceiling. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3472 Your lease clearly states no pets or large vacuums. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3473 No, I'm here to sell you girl scout cookies. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3474 Yeah, but do you have to wear high heels?!. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3475 Can you keep it down? I can't sweep! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3476 Sorry about the noise, Bob. After midnight, it turns into the biggest dirtbag. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3477 I'm a man that needs his beauty sleep. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3478 Could l borrow your vac? My new one delivered today is far too huge for my space. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
3479 It doesn't look like 'a little vacuuming' to me. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3480 I heard a roar. Are you all right? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3481 Can you tell your husband: 'ENOUGH!' Miss Bunyan? 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
3482 May I make a suggestion: buy a cordless. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3483 Get in the vacuum willingly or you’ll force me to do it the hard way. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3484 Sorry but this vacuum cleaner sucks better than you. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3485 I cant find the attachment. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3486 Sorry it's so late, but have you seen my Whiskers? 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3487 Do you realize that power cord is too thin to carry all the current for that vacuum cleaner which may result in a fire. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3488 Maybe I should buy another book on mindfulness. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3489 I get it. First time you could bring yourself to vacuum since the onset of the pandemic. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3490 Sorry about the noise I was cleaning up Trumps mess 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3491 Oh, another big suck-up. Just what I need. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3492 The sound? no I came up here because of the smell 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3493 Your new roommate really sucks. Do you realize that? 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3494 How could you sell the cow for magic vacuum beans? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3495 Can I have my vacuum back now? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3496 Look, we all have demons that come out at night, but this one is over the top - of my bedroom!! 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3497 We always vacuum before playing bocci 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3498 Henry wasn’t wrong… The new neighbors really do suck. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3499 Look what came in my fabfitfun box! 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3500 Sure, I know it sucks at 2am 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3501 Jane finally found the right spot. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3502 I’m sorry about the noise, but we are still cleaning up after CPAC. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3503 Would you consider vacuuming in the morning? 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
3504 When did we get a Great Pyrenees? 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
3505 I like that you don’t need to move it to the corners. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3506 No way my snoring is as loud as your vacuum. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3507 Could you shut that off a sec? Our cat's stuck to the ceiling. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3508 Frankly, your new boyfriend sucks. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3509 I'm so sorry I ignored your complaint about my loud music. . . 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3510 Would you mind turning it off for a sec? Phyllis is stuck to the ceiling again. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3511 Hi, I’m your new neighbour. My friends call me Nature, and we need to talk! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3512 After this past year, I figured we needed to upgrade. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3513 I want to thank you because I can't hear my wife yapping at me. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3514 I hoped you be taller 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3515 It's not the noise...you're sucking the blankets off my bed! 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3516 I realize I was wrong about your lover robot. Any chance of a menage a trois? After all, we are so different... 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3517 I have zero empathy for his nocturnal narcissistic Hoovering. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3518 I'm sorry but life didn't really seen to suck enough 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3519 No… it’s not the noise. It’s the change in cabin pressure that hurts my ears. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3520 Hi, Mrs. Oldenburg. Can Claes come out and play? 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
3521 OK, keep going... but call me when you are emptying the bag 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3522 You didn't want unvaccinated folks to enter your apartment so I thought I'd clean it from upstairs after your work-from-home hours. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3523 The wind will carry us 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
3524 Honey, I dropped all my Viagra pills in here…….have you …..seen them? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3525 You're sucking the oxygen right out of this building! 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3526 Is this an affair or a fling? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3527 I just wanted to thank you for shifting the blame for my insomnia from me to you. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3528 I’m here for the sex machine! 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3529 That's not the kind of vibration I was hopping for at this time of night... 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3530 It sounds like a plane taking off. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3531 oh yea.. who's the bigger sucker now?? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3532 Six arms? Brass chain? One bulb missing...? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3533 I know I said this apartment needed a deep cleaning, but that is not what I meant. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3534 At 3am sound carries, I mean, you're not living in a vacuum! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3535 Could you try to suck less during the overnight hours?" 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3536 Could you keep it down? The whole city is trying to sleep. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
3537 I’m your downstairs neighbor, Nate Shur. I abhor your vacuum. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3538 Suck it up, Bud. Grad School has made it clear twice that they are not going to accept you. 1.1923 0.06068 78 68 5 5
3539 Night Zeitgeist. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3540 You remedied the noises associated with your ‘battery operated device’ but this is actually worse. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3541 I want to show who's the Man here, let me fight Him right now! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3542 I'm pleased that you're working on filling your vacuous life. But can you please do it in the mornings? 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3543 Turn it off! My cat is on the ceiling. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3544 Because everyone's on Zoom calls during the day. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3545 Ever tried a broom for the corners? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3546 I can actually tolerate your late night vacuuming. It’s your off key singing while you vacuum that’s keeping me up 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
3547 „It‘s way bigger, but also way slower.“ 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3548 Not just me, you've also panicked every dog in the city. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3549 Your cleaning sucks, big time. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3550 May I say that you suck more than that thing does. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3551 Why is your giant nocturnal? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3552 Am I not cutely dressed? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3553 Please quiet your giant cat. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3554 Most don’t find a running vacuum soothing the the middle of the night. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3555 For its size, it's actually quite quiet. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3556 My pet ferret went missing this evening. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3557 I just figured out why your husband wasn't at the poker game with "the boys" this evening. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3558 Can I borrow your vacuum? Housekeeping complains about mine. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3559 Is your vacuum on steroids or something? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3560 There's cleanliness, and Godliness, but Sleeplessness trumps all 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3561 What do you mean, Ron is missing? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3562 You are, were.... a good neighbor before the T Tower 1600 but now it's all bulbous rhetoric noise...and quite frankly we are all over it. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3563 You're gonna need a bigger apartment. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3564 Please tell your Kirby that my Roomba says how you doin'. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3565 Just how many kids do yo have anyway? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3566 Actually, nothing sucks more except your timing. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3567 It’s 2 a.m., lady. Enough with the conspicuous consumption. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3568 He would have cleaned up his act, if given the chance 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3569 Well actually yes, honey, this is how I went to work today. What have YOU been doing? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3570 Please close your window when you vacuum.My cat just got sucked out of my apartment again. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3571 May I please have my sheets back? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3572 Come in. And while you're at it, would you mind helping me push my vacuum around? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3573 An ordinary vacuum cleaner wasn’t ear-splitting enough? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3574 So what if there’s nothing about vacuuming in the by-laws! I’m going to the Condo board! 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3575 I don’t mind the noise, but all my silverware flies to the ceiling every time you turn that thing on. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3576 I was wondering if i could borrow a cup of sugar from you? 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3577 When you mentioned you like a little pick- me-up now and again I thought you meant to invite me up for a drink? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3578 Sorry Hoover, but I found your replacement 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3579 Turn off that gigantic vacuum cleaner! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3580 Yeah, it sucks. What do you want me to do about it? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3581 You haven’t seen my husband by any chance? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3582 Did I hear a scream? By the way, how's your therapeutic goal to stay clear of toxic relationships going? 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
3583 May I borrow twenty kilos of sugar? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3584 By chance have you seen our chandelier? 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3585 Is that the new COVID plus variants room decontaminator? 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3586 Shall I "vacuum" you to come in 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3587 If you didn’t vacuum up your husband, who keeps screaming ‘Carol, let me out!’? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3588 It’s not just the noise—my duvet is on the ceiling. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3589 Not everyone was impressed by her Scud Missile T3000 vacuum cleaner. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3590 I’ve made my choice. Suck it up. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3591 Actually, I wish it was loud enough to drown out your singing. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
3592 I could live with the noise, but being stuck to my ceiling for ten minutes can be a bit irritating. 1.1899 0.05996 79 69 5 5
3593 Yes I do know what time it is, but I don’t own a vacuum cleaner 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3594 It’s sucks to live under you! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3595 Hi mr. Nature - i forgot you abhor this. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3596 As a representative of your neighbors on the adjacent floors, I want to compliment you on having taken your lockdown cleaning hobby to a new level, however, we do have a few concerns ... 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3597 Nature abhors a vacuum, and so do I at 3:00 in the morning. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3598 I don't think it will fit, but I'm willing to try. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3599 You want me to do WHAT on your shoulders?!? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3600 Social distancing doesn't mean you have to live your life in a vacuum. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3601 It's the only thing that scares off Clifford. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3602 Well, that accounts for the noise and all the trash on my ceiling. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3603 'Nights will suck big-time when she moves in.' Well, how was I to know they were being literal when they warned me? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3604 Don’t tell me. It’s the hoover again. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3605 After the great void of 2020, I didn't expect to have so many remnants of feelings to clean up. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3606 Aaaaaand?” “Hunny, I promise. I asked all the neighbours around and nobody needs their carpet cleaned. Can I come in now? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3607 How many horsepower? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3608 Can you move that thing? It's really sucking the air out of the room. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3609 I had a quiet vac. You have to change the bag. Who knew! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3610 Did you just say "What vacuum cleaner?" 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3611 Yes, tipping the Richter scale is a good indication that you need to reevaluate yet another impulsive choice. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3612 What were you thinking, telling him space is a v-word! 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
3613 What do you mean I’m making too much noise? This is the latest most powerful silent model! 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
3614 Your idea of of neighborliness sucks - majorly! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3615 Where is he, Alice? I saw him come in here over an hour ago. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3616 When you empty the bag our cat may be in there.... 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3617 Doing a little light vacuuming are we? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3618 I'm sorry honey, still no sign of that missing sock from your laundry. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3619 Two suggestions: no vacuuming after 10 pm; hire a very tall maid. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3620 I'm sorry, I don't use sugar. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3621 Yes, it’s bigger than yours! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3622 You misunderstood honey. When I said, “You suck big time,” I was only complimenting your housekeeping!” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3623 Sorry, Blender n’ Trumpet Duo don’t begin until sometime around midnight. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3624 Is his hose bigger than mine 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3625 ‘No need to panic … It works ! So far it sucked up my dirt, my old baggage and all my emotions … ‘ 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
3626 It ate frank! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3627 That vacuum sucks. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3628 Lady, you suck - bigtime! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3629 And just when are the grandkids leaving??? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3630 I had a bad dream that the Daytona-500 went to 1000. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3631 Julie’s sex life had never been so exciting before Hoover. A nervous pulse thrilled through her as she opened the door and greeted their new third… 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3632 That explains it. Never mind. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3633 You must admit, it is a very small price for a clean carpet. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
3634 Honey, sometimes you sweep me off my feet! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3635 This is your idea of a babysitter for our children this evening? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3636 So, where’s the monster who can push this THING? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3637 Add me, Ms. Martin to Nature’s list! 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
3638 I'm sorry, but your TV is so loud that it's impossible to catch a sleep. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
3639 Thank you for checking up on me. Yes, life still sucks. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3640 Technically, we’re two minutes into spring. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
3641 This motherfucker… 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
3642 Yeah, a great deal at Costco. But it's sucking up all my sleep." 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3643 Get the idea? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3644 sorry about the noise Bill my mother-in-law sent this vacuum over because apparently she says that I can't clean like her and the dust bunnies are as big as rabbits" 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3645 Didn't you say I should suck it up? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3646 Do you think it's time to change the bag? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3647 I would never need to eat off your floor. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3648 The dog is terrified of vacuums. Why can’t I hear him anymore? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3649 First you shrunk the kids, now this?! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3650 That thing really sucks!!! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3651 OK, OK! I'm sorry I told you to just suck it up. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3652 Its time for you to get back to living in that vacuum. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3653 All of my blankets are on my ceiling... 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3654 Thanks for coming by for the Hoovering party. We're all plugged in, ready to go." 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3655 It takes two to tango. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3656 I’ve finally pulled up dirt on you, so stop coming by. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3657 I don’t care how much you suck; keep the noise down. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3658 Lady, I'm sure the SHARKS in the ocean can here that thing 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3659 I just hate emptying the bag! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3660 I guess something else sucked all the joy out of you. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3661 I need it back. The in-laws are visiting. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3662 I was going to ask if I could borrow your vacuum cleaner 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3663 This is how your trumpet sounds at sunrise. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3664 You don't deserve this warning, but next week I'm moving from directly below you to directly above you. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3665 Trust me, I’m sure you’ll get your deposit back. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3666 Does it come in cordless? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3667 Well, tell the 'giant neat freak' it's after 10 pm. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3668 Have you seen my pet Boa? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3669 I’ve had enough, Martha. Getting the vacuum to stick to your arm proves nothing. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3670 It did not disappoint 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3671 Look, lady—I don’t like your dog, either, but… 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3672 I can’t believe that this makes ME feel like an enormous sucker 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3673 Are you the tenant vacuuming? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3674 Just lean in to the rumble. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3675 Couldn't you vacuum during the day? It took me 15 minutes to peel myself off the ceiling. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3676 Too early for vacuuming? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3677 I don't care about your new vacuum, just keep it down! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3678 Have you thought about trying a Dyson? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3679 It has power to move furniture while vacuuming. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3680 If you need stilts to operate it, you can wait until the morning. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3681 My God, woman! They do make giant hand-vacs, you know. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3682 Mary has been sleepwalking again... Would you happen to have seen her??? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3683 I thought we agreed dusting only after 10 p.m. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3684 Parks and Recreation called. They want you to quit vacuuming. You're scaring dogs in the park across the street. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3685 But they said we ALL have to... just suck it up. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3686 So, where did the rest of your furniture go? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3687 The person who does your housekeeping keeps banging his head against my floor. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3688 Is that giant sucking sound coming from....your place?! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3689 Now that I have seen it Im not sure whether it's sleeplessness or jetlag 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3690 I don’t care if it’s a better mouse trap. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
3691 Installation art is not permitted after 6 PM. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3692 Well, how do you expect my husband, The Giant, to vacuum the floor?" 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3693 WoW! Looks like your Human Hoover has taken Over!?! " J K Fuller. Genoa, NV 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3694 We have been expecting you. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3695 I remain uninterested in its ability to get the job done. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3696 I'm not here to make "it really sucks" jokes. Just keep it down. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3697 I am so grateful. The soothing sound of your vacuum has cured me of my insomnia. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3698 It was either jumbo or cordless 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3699 I don't care if your husband has insomnia, Mrs. Hoover! Pull the plug! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3700 Was my wife just here? 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3701 No, Roomba ran away with Alexa 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3702 Someday you'll regret buying a giant vacuum only a man can push! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3703 Both of you leave, I've grown huge and wish to look at the moon. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3704 Go away already. The only giant dirt bag allowed inside this apartment is the one inside my giant vacuum cleaner! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3705 This place really sucks. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3706 Yes, it is loud, but I’m complaining because the suction pulled me out of my bed on the floor below. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3707 You know I normally don't complain about noise at night, but I thought you agreed to only let loose the were-hoover on full moons. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3708 I thought I heard a cat scream. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3709 Lady, you're drowning out the entire West Side. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3710 No, it’s not an elephant in the room per say. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3711 I know your son has just got a good job as a vacuum cleaner designer, but tell him he needs to address the noise problem 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3712 By nature I abhor a vacuum. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3713 Don't you know that no heavy machinery can be operated after 11 PM? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3714 When you complained about the covid restrictions and I said if we just suck it up and comply we'll get back to normal faster, I didn't mean it literally. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3715 Half the time, half the noise" ... so you mean to tell me the increased noise is less of an issue in your mind because the time it takes to vacuum is cut in half 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3716 Your roommate is a giant vacuum? That's pretty fucking weird. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3717 Thank God! I thought you were acting out again! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3718 Can I borrow some sleeping pills? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3719 I know you are trying to work fast, but could you hold off with spring cleaning until the morning? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3720 Your vacuum sounds like a 747! 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
3721 Yes,I wholeheartedly agree that it's too late at night to be making such a racket,but as my ninth husband said just before he went missing,"That stupid sucker gets on my nerves!" 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3722 What about ‘Nature abhors a goddamn big Hoover of a vacuum’ don’t you understand?” 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
3723 Fess up. You told the condo board you were adopting a chihuahua. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3724 OH, so that is what’s making the loud vibration! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3725 He’s still a bit spicy with the extra work from home crumbs… 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
3726 Size does count ! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3727 Ross Perot said my job might be in there. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3728 You promised me you would stop seeing him 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3729 Susan, I know your husband left behind a huge vacuum when he left you, but must you use it in the middle of the night? 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3730 I’m getting sick and tired of your middle of the night dust-ups. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3731 Is everything ok? I was lying in bed, when I heard a man yelling and then a really loud sucking sound! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3732 Do you HAVE to do Clifford’s exposure therapy at 2am?!? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3733 You are sucking up all of my oxygen and no, it's not a pick-up line! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3734 I didn't know you could plug in an Oldenburg. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3735 You really know how to suck the air from a room 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3736 Do you have an extra-large vacuum cleaner I could borrow? Mine has gone missing. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3737 No, it's actually the noise. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3738 Entire Room-ba 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3739 It's your birthday gift. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3740 Well, maybe if you stopped feeding it all hours of the night, it wouldn't be so big. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
3741 This isn't the kind of sucking power I'd like to hear in the middle of the night. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
3742 Mind if I borrow your vacuum and take it upstairs? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3743 Sorry if my snores distract you from vacume cleaning! 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3744 Sorry, it's my ex's fault. When he left me, he left a big vacuum. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
3745 What do you mean it’s more than just a vacuum cleaner? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3746 My grandmother sent over her sweeper. She doesn't think ours has enough power. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3747 I see you've made your choice and frankly, it sucks 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3748 No, I’m not here because your tub is leaking again! 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3749 I got that you're recently divorced and you're trying to fill the vacuum. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3750 Why have I seen neither hide nor hair of your husband around this evening? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3751 You woke me up from a dream I had of appliances taking over the world. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
3752 You said this relationship could work in a vacuum. So… 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3753 I’m sorry. It’s really noisy in the corners. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3754 Turn of the vacuum! My wife is stuck on the ceiling for the past hour! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3755 I don't care if it helps you sleep. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3756 The hoover is just wishing on a star but hey thanks, I guess we all have problems 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3757 neighbor: well that sucks. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3758 I know you like your new 'most-powerful-vacuum-in-the-world," but it just sucked up my toilet seat. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3759 maybe you misunderstood what i meant by "suck it up" 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3760 I’m sorry it’s so late but I’ve been too shy to ask, may I borrow your vacuum cleaner? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3761 Never mind, I'll use the one from my car. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3762 I’m here to fill the vacuum in your life 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3763 Life may suck... but you don't live in a social vacuum. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3764 Mrs. Bernoulli, can I borrow a cup of matter? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3765 Thought I’d get ahead on next year’s spring cleaning… 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3766 Honey, can you empty the bag? The cat is missing. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3767 It rumbles and roars before it sucks! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3768 While they argued,Vivian stared at the moon and dreamed of becoming a rocket ship. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3769 Technology aside, I think your machine ate my dog. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3770 The problem? Where do I start? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3771 I think this Dyson guy is getting out of hand! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3772 I'm your neighbor downstairs . . . 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3773 Do what it does…suck it up! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3774 I think you may have vacuumed up my ceiling fan. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3775 The killer of night sleep 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3776 Have you considered a Roomba? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3777 I am sorry to bother you again but ear plugs did not help. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3778 I did NOT say that our marriage was in a vacuum. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3779 I seem to be missing a chandelier. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
3780 Well, that explains our electric bill. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3781 Well,my blankets keep flying up... 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3782 After I moved out I noticed a huge vacuum in my life. How about you? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3783 Your new vacuum is sucking up all the air out of my apartment! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3784 Have you seen my.... Ah ha!! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
3785 It's not the noise, it's all the stuff that gets sucked to my ceiling! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3786 You woke up my cat. Can you come down and soothe him back to sleep? 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
3787 It's the new Black Hole 3000. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3788 Living a floor below you, I have a vacuous existence 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3789 May I borrow it? I need to vacuum the city. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3790 Sorry about the noise, I thought I was a complete vacuum. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3791 Who said cleanups don't exist in a vacuum? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3792 Shut it for a sec, so my under ware comes off the ceiling. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3793 Ah well now I don't know if you really were just vacuuming 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3794 Have you tried counting sheep instead of dust bunnies? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3795 No, this is not about vacuum envy! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3796 Oh, I know. I'm sorry. It's just that I needed the extra large one to clean up after my herd of cattle. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3797 Never mind the noise; it's sucking the covers off me. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
3798 No, I think it's a big improvement. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3799 Yeah, the company is called Once in a Lifetime. They guarantee low maintenance products that require only one cleaning. I’m saving-up for the litter box next. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3800 It had a 50% discount... 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3801 - What does it mean "he still likes dirty"!? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3802 I regret recommending that vacuum repair shop. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3803 You're scaring every pet in a 3 mile radius. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3804 Same. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3805 I know you have a habit of choosing seedy men, but this one is a total dirtbag 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3806 I’m really sorry for the noise, Tom. I suffer from massive insomnia. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3807 You can’t get rid of covid-19 with a vacuum in the middle of the night. Go to bed! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3808 My lights flicker every time you vacuum. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3809 It’s the newest Dyson competitor. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3810 Now my cat is splayed on the ceiling, too." 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3811 My dirty mind is drawn to you. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3812 I bought it for you. Didn't you always tell me that bigger is better?" Thomas Frizzell (Crockett, Texas 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3813 I don't care. The lease say only 1 tenant. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3814 Did the noise disturb your sleep. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3815 Couldn't you have just picked the oversized teddy bear? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3816 I don't mind at all actually. I really like it, but you need to know why: It's so powerful it's basically sucking my shit through the floor. I wrote to Slate's sex-advice columnist and she said I had to tell you this is going on. Anyway, your move. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3817 I'm swearing off of bad boys. It's time for a more upright type. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3818 …and he better get back before the rent's due. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3819 Madame, it seems a blade is loose on your jet engine. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3820 Hi. I'm Mr. Nature. You know the rest. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3821 Do you need to hum so loud ? 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3822 Did you hear that train? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3823 So that's what's dimming my lights. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3824 Do you know what is like waking up and seeing my wife on the ceiling? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3825 I apologize for the noise. I just get so lonely at night and this giant size vacuum is much less expensive than a sybian. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3826 My sunnyside eggs are unhappily looking down from my ceiling 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3827 There's no oxygen left in my apartment. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3828 Hi- I'm your neighbor from downstairs. You didn't happen to vacuum up my wife, did you? 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3829 So that's who you left me for. Why am I not surprised? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3830 I've made a big mess, can I borrow your manspread vacuum? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3831 I'm looking for my chihuahua, Pedro? He likes to sleep beside the air intake. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3832 The noise is a problem. The electric bills are a crisis. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3833 It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where my vacuum cleaner is? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3834 "When I DO sleep, I dream the building is being strafed by military planes. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3835 Hello, I live below you in 3B. Please give me sufficient notice prior to using that vacuum in the morning, so I can secure my cat and my breakfast with duct tape. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3836 I know it’s late, but do you mind checking the bag, I can’t find Gladys! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3837 Would you mind if I took a turn when you were through & going to sleep? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3838 I just want to know when your plane takes off. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3839 Oh, good. We thought you were being life-flighted out. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3840 You didn't hear me banging the ceiling with my giant broom? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3841 I didn’t want this as an anniversary present either, Frank. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3842 Sorry for the noise, it's my post pandemic vacuum. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
3843 I really got into cleaning during quarantine 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3844 You know things suck when the giant Hoover from your nightmares becomes a reality. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
3845 This is small to clean your mess 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
3846 Room service? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3847 You really suck, Daryl 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3848 I'm from the floor below you. What did I ever do to you to deserve this? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3849 Your vacuuming is keeping me awake. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3850 It doesn’t matter how big my blender is, I’m not using it at 2 AM. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3851 Pandemic purchase Im 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3852 Would you please do my sofa? I am behind in my rent. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
3853 Sorry ,when they closed our City Landfill… this is how I store my garbage and dirt. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3854 So you’re ready to enact our fantasy? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3855 Can I take a ride? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3856 I can't believe you kicked me out and made me live in the hallway just so you can fuck the huge vacuum I bought for you wtf girl damn 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
3857 could you help me get rid of the elephant in my room? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3858 See, John? Size does matter! 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3859 Hey lady, you're gonna need a BIG clock to go with that big vacuum cleaner! 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3860 Have you seen my cat Whiskers? She looks like a fur ball! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3861 I mostly hate super bugs too but at 2 am I can get along with all of God's little creatures. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3862 Your immense vacuum is sucking me in 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3863 I’ve heard that no living thing can survive in a vacuum, but I am prepared to test that theory! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3864 The vacuum noise isn't bad, but the big guy banging his head on the ceiling gets annoying. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3865 You are not getting a bigger house! 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3866 Will you be leaving soon or just doing touch and go's all night? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3867 When you borrow a tool you gotta bring it back before it grows into a huge problem! 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3868 It's not what you think it is 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3869 I can't believe I have to say this, Susan, but yes, size DOES matter sometimes! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3870 I'm sorry your ceiling woke you. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3871 It takes my blankets off 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3872 It's not just super sucking power, it's super keepinhe awake! 1.1791 0.06700 67 60 2 5
3873 I told you! We shoulda gotten a Cord-Free Vacuum. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3874 Does it work on neighbors? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3875 My place is a giant mess ! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3876 It was the Covid-19 size, cleans work-from-home at the same time 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
3877 hey big guy, can you keep it down? I can hear you down the hall. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3878 I understand how my dog feels now. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3879 Let's go tiny, you said... 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3880 That's actually the travel size. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3881 « You’ve always made my dreams come true. » 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3882 Could you please turn your music up to drown out the sound of your vacuuming? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3883 Frankly, dear, I'm not over the moon about my birthday gift. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3884 When you turn that on, my sheets and blankets go straight up to the ceiling. Please clean in the morning. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3885 "Spot is pinned against the ceiling. Can you turn down the jumbo suck?" 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3886 Well, would you take a look at that sucker! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3887 Modern art in action?? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3888 As your neighbor, I'd just like to say: You suck. Big time. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3889 I'm sorry, but I need your help. I lost control of Mongo Vac days ago. First it was the dog, then our two cats and Charles, and now our 14th Century Ming Dynasty vase is missing. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3890 Since I rented the apartment below you, I guess I'm actually the biggest sucker. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3891 Come clean or enter at your own risk! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3892 I said I was cool with a little light vacuuming. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3893 I'm Herbert, Shlub's Big Sweeper Service. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3894 It'll practically pay for itself 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3895 Holy giant vacuum madam! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3896 I said it was okay if you did a 'little' vacuuming in the evening. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3897 Donna please, I can’t continue to live my life in a vacuum like this. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3898 Please,I am trying to sleep! 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3899 You know, there are better ways to meet men 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3900 The lease prohibits roommates, so I got something better. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3901 Once again, dear neighbor, I am here, on entirely friendly terms, please understand, to inquire about the timing and necessity of your late night indulgences into what the rest of our small building prefers to call "that giant sucking sound". 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3902 What the fuckuum, lady! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3903 I can live with the vacuuming but can you turn down the olympics? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3904 It’s not the noise. My appliances stopped working. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3905 We’ll, could you at least turn off the heater bar? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3906 Whadaya mean you couldn't find a bigger one?! 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3907 The co-op bylaws clearly state that ginormicon vacuums can only be used from 4:00 to 6:30 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3908 Keep sweeping. I'm used to the sound now. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3909 I am sooooo sous vided . . . . 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3910 And you said the house wasn't going to clean itself. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3911 My rugs are on my ceiling. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3912 Well, well, well Mr. Bond. I indeed like it huge and will suck mankind like never before, but I'm not one of your floozies. And now you will die from your toxic masculinity. Get him J. Edgar! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3913 The vacuum cleaner is actually that big because of its silencing system, it's her heavy metal music that's keeping him up. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3914 Ah. I see you're an insomnivac. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3915 Your vacuum raped me. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3916 When your vacuum sucks ass 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3917 The housework just keeps growing 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3918 Just add your dusty apology to the pile on the ground. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3919 I wish in the morning my eyes were bagless like your vacuum cleaner. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3920 Do rugs cover 80% of this apartment? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3921 All my furniture is on the ceiling. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3922 It's not a Dyson but what suction. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3923 I can’t take it anymore. It’s bigger than the two of us. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3924 So, what happened to Herbert? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3925 This pandemic has really been sucking. You know what else sucks? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3926 My cats are stuck to the ceiling. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3927 Your sleep hygiene is starting to affect my sanity. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3928 You do realize that the prohibition against blowers before 8 am applies to suckers as well! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3929 Honey, I inflated the vacuum 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3930 I don’t care if you spilled the ashes of Goliath, your Great Dane. It’s 3 am! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3931 My toxic masculinity and your big aspiration is keeping me awake 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3932 Mr. Sandman and I would both appreciate it if you didn't vacuum at this ungodly hour! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3933 I believe you stole my ceiling... 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3934 I know you stole my vacuum cleaner. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3935 I’m sorry, Joe. It’s not you it’s my vacuum- it’s just bigger and better than you’ll ever be. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3936 Before you say anything, I want you to know how beautifully I think that robe compliments your already breathtaking physique! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3937 My wife has disappeared! 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3938 I’m relieved to see it’s a vacuum cleaner—but now I’m wondering what you vacuumed up. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
3939 Do you know what it's like to have your chess pieces move around the board and you don't remember your last move? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3940 You can act out your fantasies as much as you like, but both of you need to keep the noise down. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3941 To be honest with you, it sucks big time! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3942 I heard a dog barking up here and then it just stopped all of a sudden. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3943 My name is Mel Nature; is that enough of a clue? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3944 Other people live here you know, you aren't making all this racket in a vacuum." 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3945 I vacuumed the housekeeper. Called 911 who said call Sanitation. Line's disconnected. Your call, smartypants. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3946 Miss,please stop. I have a dog. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3947 Either find someone big enough to push it around, or turn it off so I can get some sleep. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3948 It's really not the vacuum noise that's bothering me tonight. It's the clatter of you putting the attachments away. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3949 We'd like to know where you shop for the bags you use when you walk your dog. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3950 I suppose reminding you that you don't live in a vacuum up here would be pointless. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3951 Do you have any sugar? 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3952 I had been sweeping things under the carpet for too long 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3953 Could your vaccuum be any bigger? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3954 Turn down your vacuum, I can’t hear my music!! 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3955 Sounds like someone's using a ten-foot vacuum up here. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
3956 no, yeah great vacuum- could u please turn down your pornography? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3957 Why do you ask if I was vacuuming this late at night? 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3958 And so you think this will finally get the smell out? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3959 It's 3am, can you please turn your music down? 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3960 It's contagious! You should see the lawnmower! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3961 I live in the apartment below you and I can’t get my furniture down from the ceiling! 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3962 Ever since I moved in next to you, I've felt there was a vacuum in my life. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3963 I live downstairs, I would like my cat back. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3964 Really? You feel the need to max vac at this hour? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3965 I dunno, Myrna. One minute I'm in Appliances picking out a special gift, the next I'm suffocating in a polyamorous relationship. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3966 My housekeeper left her vacuum here again.”… “oh so that’s a vacuum? I haven’t seen one in my entire privileged life! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3967 When you asked me to clean up my act this wasn’t what I expected 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3968 It’s not the vacuum, it’s your 900 pound dog barking at the vacuum. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3969 I thought I cleaned away all the dirt. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3970 Look, I’m an open minded guy. This isn’t about that. I’m just trying to get some sleep. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3971 I don't like to exaggerate , but I could swear I heard a turbo jet engine. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3972 Why Janet...Spring cleaning? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3973 Must you? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3974 Honey, I told you, the longer you avoid things the bigger they become. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3975 It's the quicker picker-upper. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
3976 Over to you. Think of it like a new riding mower honey. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3977 When you empty the bag could you look for my chandelier? 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3978 I don’t want another dust-up. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3979 What’s inside the dustbag? A corpse? 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3980 Ross Perot told me there would be nights like this. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3981 The bylaws clearly state that neighbors abhor a vacuum. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3982 You do realize we live near the San Andreas Fault. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3983 My wife and kids are missing? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3984 I preferred it when I was just hearing your clunky footsteps. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3985 May I borrow your super bigger, faster than a speeding bullet, able to vacuum a whole house in less than five minutes? Alexa has quit and Siri has an attitude. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3986 This meet-cute sucks. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3987 No it’s not your vibrator …you’re vacuuming again! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3988 Housekeeping is just over whelming me. 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
3989 You heard me! No more sunflower seeds! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3990 Your mom? Did you try the bathroom? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3991 just suck it up 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3992 You told me rugs would keep the noise down, so I bought the largest vacuum cleaner I could to keep them especially clean for you. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3993 It’s the big vacuum of space. The noiseless feature broke. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3994 Can we address the pink vacuum cleaner in the room...? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3995 It's not enough that your giant housekeeper is stomping around in the middle of the night? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3996 hought I heard a plane landing in your living room 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3997 And you are telling me that this is a silent coffee maker? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3998 The ad said it played smooth jazz while you used it. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3999 I think you vacuumed up my house 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4000 What's with the giant sucking sound? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4001 I realize your sleeping habits may have changed because of the pandemic, but can't this wait until tomorrow? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4002 The warranty explicitly says not to vacuum after midnight! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4003 These iPhones have gone too far! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4004 Have you two finished? It's freezing out here. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4005 Well I’m sorry to hear that, Gary. Sucks to suck. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4006 Yeah, sorry...the problem with these vintage Roombas are they're so loud 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4007 Honey, I blew up the vacuum. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4008 Want to escape reality? Live in a vacuum they say. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4009 Do you have any idea what time it is? No really; my clock got sucked up to the ceiling. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4010 You sucked up all the water out of my shower. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4011 Quiet! You're scaring our pet Roomba. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4012 I understand that you haven't vacuumed for a year and a half, Sheila, but I need to get some sleep. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4013 Lady, back when you got the 16 foot barking dog from hell, I said to myself, OK Ralph, be patient.... 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
4014 Your roommate sucks. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4015 So sorry! The ad said, "No Noise Giant Vacuum Cleaner Sale." 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4016 I am your neighbor in the apartment below. When you went over the vent you sucked up the contents of my living room. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4017 Who farted? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4018 You're gonna need a bigger generator . . . 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4019 Midnight cleaning 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4020 What can I say? He's bigger than you. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4021 I live in the apartment below you and now know why my furniture and cat are stuck to my ceiling 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4022 For the love of Christ, turn off that giant fuckin vacuum cleaner. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4023 Clean up’s a cinch! 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4024 This not what they meant when they predicted by domestic consumer inflation. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4025 You suck the big one! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4026 I was wondering, well, my hadron collider broke down.. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4027 By any chance have you seen my ceiling fan? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4028 I'm unable to sweep.. uh.. I mean sleep. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
4029 No, I won't look at the mole on your back, Harold. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
4030 Oh, he's doing the vacuuming? Sorry to bother you. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4031 Yes,it sucked up our cat through the vent AGAIN! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4032 If you wanted to go to the moon in this you should’ve gotten it cortless 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
4033 I'm Sorry, miss, for the insonnia of your vacuum but it's late ! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4034 Your midnight vacuuming habit sucks. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4035 Madame, is there any chance that you might vacuum during the day? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4036 Well, the whole thing just sucks. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4037 Not after 9 p.m. Not before 9 a.m. OK? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4038 You said you wanted something big for our anniversary! 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4039 Hi, I'm Bob from downstairs. Are your ceiling tiles turning inside out or is it just me? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4040 I feel called to be the man who lives in a vacuum. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4041 You suck big time. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4042 OK, I won't run the dishwasher at night. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4043 First you got me the Peloton, now this? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4044 Now I know why it's so loud. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4045 Honey please, the vacuum is trying to sleep. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4046 I’ve come to Lean Out. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
4047 You should see the size of my dog. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4048 And then my recessed lighting disappeared . . ." 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4049 Why are you selling it?”……“it’s just gathering dust… 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4050 Tell Mr. Dyson to build a spaceship like the rest of his buddies. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4051 My dog would like to speak with you. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4052 Can you please shut that fucking vacuum off? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4053 Yeah, further proof this pandemic sucks big time” 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4054 That won’t wash, Mildred … your killer vacuum still has no power over me!” 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4055 No! It’s the incessant whistling that wakes me up! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4056 Have you considered downsizing? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4057 Well, aren't you going to invite me in for a nightvac? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4058 No, I really don't feel like helping you get your Great Dane out of there. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4059 Tell the big guy it’s too late to start his cleaning. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4060 Honey, size matters 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4061 My life sucks these days. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4062 . " I know we said we wanted to clean up, but babe, this thing is sucking up our entire life" 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4063 I realize now that I must be having a nightmare, but still, who vacuums in the middle of a night? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4064 Life already sucks. Why do we need this? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4065 Can you be quick, my vacuum cleaner demands all my attention. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4066 It’s drowning out my ‘Soothing Roomba Sounds’ sleep playlist. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4067 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4068 Knock it off… 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4069 That sucker is keeping me awake again Margaret! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
4070 In the year 2198, the plight of human evolution is illuminated by vintage appliances as art. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
4071 You don’t understand. They said it was the runt of the litter. It ate my great dane last night. It has firm control of the bottom floor. Please help me. 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
4072 Thelma, can I have one more lap on your Zamboni Vac for old time’s sake? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4073 Notice every time you vacuum my power goes out? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4074 You seem to have attachment issues. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4075 We need to talk about how you've disposed of the elephant. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4076 It just really, really sucks. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4077 Yes, it's my custom-made vacuum-bed and it helps me sleep, so what ? 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4078 I appreciate the fact that you love your new Brobdingnagian mean green vacuum machine, but it’s 3 a.m. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4079 It's not the size of the vacuum cleaner, its the rhythm that gets to me. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4080 There afraid of they plug in before sunrise, they'll have to teach moon to suck it up 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4081 Last week it was paint chips on my floor. Now my chandelier's gone. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4082 Sorry Fred, Tommy can't see you now. He stood way too close to our super mega power vac 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4083 Hello. My name is Nature, and I abhor your vacuum. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4084 Ive been hoping to get more active, so maybe I can help you tonight? 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4085 Would you mind running the vacuum? I can’t sleep when it’s so quiet. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4086 Well, at least he's clean. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4087 « Find yourself a woman who loves you like I love my vacuum » 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4088 I see recent news of black hole discovery has you up doing research too 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4089 I thought you were farting. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4090 At least the elephant in the room didn’t keep me up at night. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4091 I thought you said you needed to do a little vacuuming... 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4092 Your enormous vacuum cleaner is keeping me awake. Also, concern about global warming, but mainly the enormous vacuum cleaner. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4093 It's not the noise, it's the humidity. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4094 The loud, roaring noise coming from your apartment is keeping me awake! I see your evening has been sucking in a really big way, too. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4095 Would you turn the vacuum back on? Your shoes are keeping me up. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4096 Do you know a really tall guy? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4097 Suck it up?…are you one of those neighbors that has no filter…ughh never mind I have no tolerance for a dust up 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4098 Be honest with me. My collection of loose down feathers, do you still have them? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4099 Ron Popeil always promised bigger and better. I wish he would have said HOW big 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4100 Helping my ex clean up his act! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4101 What is it, Harold? I can’t get sucked into anything right now. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4102 I’m just worried that the guys below us can’t hear my wife and I fight over the sound of you vacuuming 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4103 I was sucked up to my ceiling three times. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4104 I don’t care that it’s the newest Dyson! It’s three a.m! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4105 That's quite a large piece of equipment you have there Olivia. It’s almost as big as Bernard Welt’s … You do know Bernard don’t you? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4106 The vacuum has to go... you woke all the babies. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4107 Sorry lady, Robinson in 26, wants it back. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4108 This is just a fyi that, like everyone else in the building, I abhor your vacuum." 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4109 Nobody does it like you 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4110 You wouldn’t believe how much I saved on our auto insurance. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4111 You realize it won't clean your life's mess, right? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4112 I’m so sorry Mr. Perot, I still love that ‘great sucking sound’ 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4113 The dog just spontaneously combusted.. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
4114 You promised you'd only use the little vacuum after 8. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
4115 Like I said, they said they used a banana for scale in the ad, so I thought it was a regulation size vacuum. Turns out it was a very large plantain 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4116 Thanks for stopping by! Your services are no longer required, though! 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4117 Enough with these rude noises. Just get a broom already. 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
4118 You’re a vacuous person, befitting the vacuum in outer space. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
4119 At least we don't live in a vacuum. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
4120 ...and don't tell me to just suck it up! 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
4121 Sorry. He only gets loud and excited when I drop treats. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
4122 Could you try using that at 3 PM rather than 3 AM? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4123 Your vacuum just sucked up my ceiling fan. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4124 It’s making my floor sag, though. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4125 Cleaning with that thing seems like a real time suck. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4126 I may have felt sucked into this marriage but I am getting tired of being literally sucked in. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4127 Can you at least wait until the weekend to shoot your miniature TicToc videos? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4128 I guess I should be grateful it's not a robotic model. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4129 Hello. I am your new downstairs neighbor. Don't make this be the biggest mistake of my life. Oh, are you single? 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4130 I’m sorry, but what’s wrong with living in a vacuum? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4131 Sorry to come up here and bother you, but I think you have my chandelier. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4132 If Claes Oldenburg is here I'd like a word with him. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4133 Lady, this is a respectable building. 1.1667 0.03708 102 85 17 0
4134 Could I borrow a broom? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4135 It doesn't bother me, but it's scaring my cat. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
4136 We downsized as much as we could 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4137 No, I don't have any eggs either. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
4138 You climbed up 3 floors in the middle of the night ? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4139 No, I'm not Ross Perot but I hear a giant sucking sound. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4140 Your sleep sounds are keeping me awake! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4141 If you can just wait until Saturday afternoon, I swear to you I’ll suck your carpets clean with my own mouth. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4142 The furniture is too big even for the new machine. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4143 That noisy new roommate of yours really sucks! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4144 You"re a hard one to suck up to. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
4145 Would you please turn it off, my bed is stuck to the ceiling 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
4146 The apartment isn't that bad. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4147 I want my book and duvet back! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4148 I am trying to practice my saxophone. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4149 It is my nature to abhor your vacuum. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4150 Is there anyway you can put a silencer on this vacuum I cannot sleep! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4151 Good night ma'am, do you really think it is the right time to vacuum the apartment?" "Oh, of course not, I thought it was the right time to vacuum my husband 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
4152 Geez, I hate to be "That guy," but that thing's noisy! So, now I can see your quarantine was far worse than mine. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4153 Can you ride and scream “ the big suck” in daylight hours? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4154 Not now! 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4155 I need to talk about the elephant, I mean the vacuum in your room. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4156 It's not just the noise, it sucked up my ceiling lamp. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4157 I came to apologize. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4158 If you could just lower it! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4159 ...my wife, my kids, two dogs and a cat. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4160 I can’t remove my slippers because I gorilla-glued them to my feet. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4161 You really think this will make me shut down my ant farm ? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4162 It can drown out the roars from a crowd but it cannot clean the virus from the unvaccinated. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4163 You're being too loud. We don't live in a vacuum, you know. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4164 And my Rottweiler is a quivering mass of protoplasm! 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4165 Let’s try to handle this like grown-ups. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4166 Now that you captured Sasquatch, can I finally get some sleep" 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4167 . Could you keep it down? I'm trying to listen to asmr vacuuming videos on YouTube. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4168 You promised to take on the vacuuming since you're not back to work. You just had to have the smart vacuum. The one that grows according to the size of the job. Do you think we can ship it back to Amazon? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
4169 Do you need cleaning too? Oui, nothing works here." 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4170 You said it was getting messy. I got out the big guns. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4171 Lady, this really stinks.” “No, bro. It sucks. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4172 So, this is how I die. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4173 You’re obsessive personality is about to swallow you whole. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4174 I know you have 20 cats, but running that thing after midnight is not ok! 🌙 🕛 🐈 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4175 Yes, I appreciate that carpets soak up sound but … 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4176 Your last vibrator was quieter.” 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4177 One day I'll get away from these people and their small sucky lives. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4178 It’s either me or her” 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4179 Pandemic Cleaning Palooza 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4180 Sometimes it’s like the vacuum is walking me! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4181 i heard this was a thing among retired leaf blowers. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4182 Honey, I enlarged the vacuum 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4183 I swear it looked smaller in the photos online. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4184 I have a big day tomorrow, too. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
4185 I thought we were taller.. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4186 If you've left any bitcoins on the floor, they have just been sucked up! 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
4187 All this vacuuming is getting out of hand. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4188 it sounded like maybe you could use some help." "aww.. that's sweet of you to think of me...were you trying to sleep?" "well, yes, i was... would you like to see how hard it is? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4189 I found someone who sucks more than you do. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4190 Finally. Ready to move the vacuum now? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4191 I know! But ALL the cat hair is gone. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4192 I know it's Postmodern but did you have to include a real, running motor? 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
4193 They refuse to lift the embargo on XXXL bags. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
4194 This pandemic continues to suck! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4195 Do you mind?? I'm trying to connect my giant toaster! 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
4196 ‘it said solar powered, but how was i supposed to know that included howling at the moon?’ @callahandalyjudge 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4197 Its ‘battery operated only’ after 10PM. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4198 You’re sure he’ll grow out of it? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4199 I find that I can't live without a vacuum. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4200 Look, this may have been a bargain as an Orson Welles San Simeon prop - but it has no practical use in a New York City apartment. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4201 I’m so sorry... I’ve meant to tell you.. we’ve gotten pretty close and one thing led to another. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4202 My life's a mess and I need to clean it up 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4203 I thought you were speaking metaphorically.. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4204 Do you think I could borrow that for a couple years ? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4205 My cat is Clifford´s size 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4206 Lady, I'm tired of peeling myself off the ceiling every night. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4207 I heard you cleaned-up big time. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4208 Hi. Would you mind vacuuming during the day? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4209 Your husband's screaming is keeping me up. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4210 Do you really need to vacuum at night? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4211 I don't mind the noise, but I thought I heard a scream. By the way, where is your husband? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4212 Mine is smaller. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4213 I live downstairs but now I’m up here because that really sucks. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4214 So I guess you're the vacuum cleaner in this situation? 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4215 You’re just not big enough to clean my carpet. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4216 Sorry about the noise, it got the vaccine a few days ago and it’s just gone berserk. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4217 I’m sorry Mrs. Roberts, but your new MX4000 is sucking my will to live. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4218 And I thought my life sucked! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4219 Ok, but only if you promise to clean up after yourself this time. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4220 He just sucks less that you 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4221 I'm ready. Where do you want me to lie down? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4222 I have company 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4223 So you abhor the noisy nature of my vacuum? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4224 Would you happen to have an extra pair of ear plugs that I might borrow? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4225 Can I borrow it for a few years? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4226 Yeah, well it really sucks for me too. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4227 I think you sucked up mr dream. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4228 Sure,cleanliness is next to godliness,but that thing is even keeping Him awake. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4229 Is this the equivalent of guys with big trucks? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4230 Why are you Hoovering when other people are watching their shows? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4231 It's Two am, lose the hoover or I'm gonna give you flying lessons 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4232 Would you check to see if you have my cat in your vacuum bag. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4233 Can you please do your deep dirt dig earlier in the day? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4234 I thought my dog might have come in here. Have you seen him? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4235 Have you seen my dust bunny? 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
4236 If it were just a clean sweep, I wouldn’t complain. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
4237 I told you everything is lauder in the night! 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4238 It sucks in here. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4239 While I too can appreciate its deep-cleaning effectiveness, can you turn it off for a minute so I can get my poodle off of the ceiling? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4240 Can I borrow your vacuum? My alpaca herd sheds a lot and I need a nice big one. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4241 Whaddya mean, keep it down? It’s cleaning day. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
4242 Okay, I won't run it after midnight. Now get back in bed. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4243 You know there is another way to tackle your issues, right? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4244 I've recently determined that it's not the vacuum I abhor. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4245 Can I get my vacuum back. I want to annoy my downstairs neighbor who loves to blasts Cardi B and Taylor Swift at 3 in the morning. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4246 I swear I’m not riding the vacuum! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4247 It’s a little dusty in here 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4248 Where's my mother? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4249 It's a message, "my life sucks". 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4250 You guys Work late on Tech Startups. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4251 Please start your vacuum cleaner again. I miss the screeching, vibrations, and ear-piercing whine 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4252 It sucks my clothes to the ceiling, the water from my tub, the toothpaste from my brush .... 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4253 Leona Helmsley said 'Keep it Down' 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4254 That beastie really sucks. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4255 You’re scaring the hell out of my dog 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4256 Sounds like an abnormal cycle of attachment. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4257 Please keep it down 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4258 Wanna shoot for the moon with this one? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4259 Didn’t mean to disturb you at this hour, ma’am, but… 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4260 Can I use your loo? mine is broken. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4261 Is there any chance you could switch to day time cleaning? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4262 We have a large cat. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4263 Could you switch back to hardwood floors? 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
4264 I know my poker friends made a mess, but you’re overreacting. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4265 The cartoonist is practicing forced perspective again, isn’t he? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4266 I’m not that interested in “pick’in up Good Vibrations” at 1 AM! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4267 The police know that you killed your husband. You are lucky they couldn't figure out where you hid the body. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4268 You do realize it's 2 am? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4269 I was awakened by the promise of just the right amount of suction. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4270 Suck up the noise, will ya?! I am trying to sleep! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4271 If you turn that thing on again they’ll have to vacuum you up! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4272 I said large not medium! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4273 You're shorter than I remember, Linda. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4274 Please, no vacuuming after 10 P.M. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4275 It's just my nature to abhor that vacuum. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4276 Koons already did this 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4277 The mind numbing is actually a feature not a defect. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4278 It would be greatly appreciated if you could postpone this weeks edition of ‘The Great Big Massive Huge Deep Clean’ until after 9am. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4279 Living in a vacuum sux? Yea.. I hear you.” 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4280 WFH cleaning 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4281 I apologize. I thought it was you sucking all the oxygen out of the room! 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
4282 You never have to change the bag. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4283 Don't mind me; I'm living my dog's nightmare. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4284 For crying out loud, it's midnight, Betty. Would you mind running your big-assed vacuum cleaner tomorrow? 1.1618 0.06148 68 61 3 4
4285 It' the new model, 'Make American Appliances Great Again.' 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4286 Yea Steve, I know he sucks, but he’s vaccinated. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4287 Did you ask the people down the hall? 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
4288 And after everything ... EVERYTHING ... how did THAT survive ‘The Big Shrink’?! 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
4289 I lived one floor below and worked my butt off to get the only available apartment, which happened to be directly above you. I’m at my wits end… 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4290 Tell your boyfriend he sucks. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
4291 I don’t CARE if mosquitoes are getting in! You can’t run that thing all night. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4292 It's two a.m., neighbor, you suck! 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4293 I understand that you're preparing for your midnight clog dancing class but really... 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4294 Could you maybe not do that at 2am? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4295 Trust me, it sucks more than you think. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4296 Could you please practice your vacuuming a little later in the day. 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
4297 Ma'am, I'm lost. Can you tell me how to...oh, my lucky stars! It's the mother ship! 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4298 Hi! We live below you and a couple of our ceiling lights just disappeared. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4299 You’re scaring my iguana. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4300 Alice,did you add something to my whisky last night? 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
4301 I just want you to get inside it so I can scare the heck out of my husband. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
4302 That OCD vacuum sucks up everything in. the room. Is it safe to come back? 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
4303 Do you think you could wait until the morning to try out your latest impulse purchase from Costco? 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4304 My vacuum brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like it’s better than yours… 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
4305 I don’t see what the problem is, Tina said he was a great flatmate 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
4306 It is an odd kink, but I'm willing to see where this goes. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4307 No, I don't think the noise keeping me awake is just an airplane! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4308 I'm Bob Nature, from upstairs, and I can't tell you how much I hate the racket that thing makes! 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
4309 I thought the biggest nuisance from your golden retriever would be the barking. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4310 Quarantine short-gain. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4311 I can't sleep either. Need any help? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4312 I’m sorry for all the noise. My roommate really sucks. 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
4313 I told you lady, no matter how much you suck up, I still have to evict you! 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4314 I’ve heard of ‘Hot Vac Summer’ but this is ridiculous. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4315 Covid requires a big vacuum 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4316 I hate to say it but, as a neighbor, you just suck. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4317 Please don't focus on the dust at dusk. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4318 Look, lady, I get it—you’re the Claes Oldenburg of feminist rebellion, but I ain’t slept in a week now. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4319 It sucks? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4320 How to say it--you're like a tank running over my head. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4321 When he is done can Andre clean my apartment too! 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4322 Sorry you can't sleep, it's my XXXL vacuum cleaner. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4323 Come on. What the fuck, Claudette. 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
4324 So, it mows the lawn as well? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4325 Yes, Dyson HQ? Sir, it seems these analogues are plotting against us. Yes sir, it is rather cute. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4326 MOTHER'S DREAM 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4327 What do you mean you're Edgar J.'s granddaughter? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4328 Give it a try, it helps me fall asleep. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
4329 Look lady, I'm tired, it's two a.m. I didn't come up here for a lecture on forced perspective. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4330 You suck. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4331 It's not in my nature to abhor a vacuum, but in this case.... 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4332 This is why Bezos went into space! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4333 So, it's not dangerous enough for you at Surfside. You've got to push the envelope. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4334 And you know how I abhor a vacuum. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4335 I’m having trouble sleeping, it sucks. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4336 We've been over this before. No heavy machinery after 11:00 p.m. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4337 Yes, 7 cats. But must you at 3am? 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4338 That sucker sucks more than the world sucks 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4339 I'm sorry you are having nightmares about vacuum monsters 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4340 Could you two chew the dust some other time? 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4341 What's the rent inside that thing like? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4342 In my dream your vacuum cleaner was as big as a car 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4343 When I said make more time for your hobbies this isn’t what I had in mind 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4344 It’s the only thing loud enough to drown out your sobbing 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4345 Okay, you win this time. I'll return the soundsystem if you return the vacuum. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4346 You can’t sleep down the hall? Imagine how much it sucks for me! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4347 "Could you vacuum sometime besides 2:30 AM?" 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4348 You've completely lost your perspective! Or your artist has.That vacuum cleaner is just supposed to be in the foreground. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4349 No I don't have a plug for your enormous vacuum cleaner. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4350 It's 3 am, Cheryl! I don't care if cleaning helps you sleep. I've had it with you and your "insomni-vac"! 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4351 Is that your husband making that racket? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4352 Could you fill the vacuum inside, cause I'm struggling to fill mine 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4353 Sorry about the noise but my dogs shed a lot. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4354 I came to take back my overhead lighting. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4355 You have my popcorn in that black hole of yours. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4356 I thought your Claes Oldenburg didn't work. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4357 ...so you haven't seen Wiskers!? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4358 Astrid, that's now two days in a row that that thing of your has sucked my copy of the Times right under your door. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4359 You and your vacuum both suck 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4360 Would you mind doing your vacuuming during the daytime? 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4361 I am sorry but the white noise really helps me sleep. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4362 Your flat is not that big and it is 3AM 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4363 Let me guess. Another “deal” from that Jack kid? 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4364 Just because Amazon sold one that runs on Tesla batteries does not mean you can run it at 2:00 am! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4365 it's hectic 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4366 Our chandelier disappeared into the ceiling. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4367 You can borrow-no, you can have Keep my broom! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4368 JESUS WHY IS YOUR HOOVER SO DAMN BIG LADY THE HELL 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
4369 . “Its not you, its me.” 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4370 The dog is shedding. I thought it might be easier to get a vacuum big enough that he can just live inside it. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4371 It thinks it’s the Empire State Building. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4372 So I must not be dreaming? 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
4373 Don’t worry; the dog and the cat are hiding. A small step for man; a huge leap for gender equity 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
4374 Is it the side table again? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4375 Yes, I know my vacuum really sucks. That’s why I bought it. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4376 Your plug crashed through the wall into my toilet. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4377 Is your husband in? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4378 Your plan didn't work. I am not inside the vacuum cleaner yet. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4379 You haven't seen my cat running around, have you? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4380 I assume Mr. Dyson is working on getting the bugs out? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4381 Sorry about the noise. Could you spare a few ants? Our baby Giant Mechanical Anteater has decided he's hungry, and all the hexapod stores are closed. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4382 Your idiotic vacuum just sucked my bed up to the ceiling 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4383 Size DOES matter! Can you keep it down? 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
4384 I wish I had something bigger to clean this with! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4385 Sorry, there is no elephant in the room. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4386 I’m sorry the noise woke you up, Norman, but I’m leaving it running until we reach herd immunity. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4387 Hi. Um,an hour ago my wife said she was gonna knock on your door to ask about the vroom sound she kept hearing. Any idea where she might 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
4388 Good evening. I’m Steve, your downstairs neighbor. Do you have any idea why my chandelier just got sucked up through my ceiling? 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4389 The machines are living the HIGH life now. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4390 I'm in the apartment below. My cat's stuck on the ceiling. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4391 Really Alice? Why at this hour? I’m exhausted from last night’s cleaning! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4392 I’m from downstairs. All my stuff gets sucked up to the ceiling!! 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4393 Over the last 16 months,small tasks seem larger 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4394 But the wait for a roomba was at least 6 months! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4395 Sorry about the noise Fred,but I just finished brushing my Saint Bernard. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4396 Please put the atmospheric pressure on hold until the morning. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4397 Oh, I thought it was your music that sucked big time 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4398 This whole situation sucks Erlene! 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
4399 Then I dreamed I was being sucked up into a giant UFO with HOOVER written on its side. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4400 The vacuum was almost soothing, it was your husband’s clomping behind it. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4401 Excuse me mama, have you seen my cat? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4402 Aw,honey! Don’t you worry, I got this! 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
4403 Hate to complain, but could you vacuum between 10:00 a.m. and 10:00 p.m. ? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4404 I want my pillow back. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4405 Now the neighbors will Know you're compensating 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
4406 You can't keep calling me when it gets stuck. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4407 Have you seen my Dust Buster? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4408 Ok. So the big shoes were only half the problem. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4409 What does he have that I don’t have? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4410 can i borrow it when you are done 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4411 Well, yes I appreciate that we will both no longer be kept awake by your partner’s snoring… 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4412 I don’t care what the salesman said, it may be double the size but it’s not twice as quite. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4413 My wife would like to know what kind of hair dryer you use. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4414 You've made my dreams come true. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4415 I'm Mr. Dyson from 3D. It might cost you a pretty penny, but you'd better find a better contraption than that. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4416 Excuse me but you've sucked my cat to the ceiling. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4417 I don't care if it is your husbands vacuum cleaner, Its 3 am! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4418 I am spending some quality time with my vacuum cleaner . We bonded during the pandemic . 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4419 I keep losing huge stretches of time. I’m worried I might have done something. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4420 THAT is NOT allowed by the HOA. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4421 Power prices drop at midnight, imagine the difference 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4422 I see now why we never hear the pitter patter of tiny feet anymore. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4423 Whenever your mother leaves, I am ready to clean her room. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4424 : My love, you leave a big vacuum behind. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4425 I was joking when I said there wasn't a vacuum cleaner big enough to clean the mess!" @emessodoodle 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4426 I’m sorry... I just need a man who helps around the house. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4427 Please keep your Roomba lessons down, Mrs. Hoover. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4428 I know he's jealous of his dam big cousin, but can you get Hoove to please keep his sucking sound down after dark. 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
4429 Dust Mighties only come out at night; sorry. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4430 My husbands’s not available. Nothing lives in a vacuum. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4431 I know you don’t allow pets in the building, but I’d object to how you get them out. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4432 I told you Melissa, I don't mind the noise, but this is the third time this week that it sucked up my wife, from downstairs! 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4433 Dealing with another angry anti-vaccer! 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4434 I know it’s next to godliness, Mrs McFarquhar, but can’t you worship the great God Electrolux-Bissell in the morning? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4435 ‘I am sorry, due to COVID-19 restrictions, humans are not admitted to this party.’ 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4436 Have you seen grandma ? She was here last night . 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4437 What the...How do you even...You know they make smaller ones, right? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4438 Sorry, the illustrator has a reversed sense of visual and auditory perspective. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4439 Hi. I'm Frank in 3B. I believe my kitty, Cupcake, got sucked up through the air duct. Mind if I check your vacuum bag? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4440 Planned obsolescence is getting way out of control. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4441 Your making Too much noise! Can't you get a smaller quieter cleaner. I need my beauty rest! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4442 Are you okay? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4443 Your obsession with cleaning has reached a whole new level... 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4444 Honey,you have let keeping a clean house become too big a chore ! 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4445 Wanna know what sucks more than your vacuum! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4446 Life is like a vacuum cleaner. It sucks 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4447 Sorry, my roomba mate and I were just tidying up. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4448 I think we have to accept that your vacuum is hoovering you back into a relationship. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4449 A snapshot of New York City apartment life at 1am every Tuesday 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4450 YOUR cleanliness is next to hell. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4451 Lady, call it what you want big lie, big suck, whatever works, can you just shut that off 'til morning? 1.1548 0.05219 84 75 5 4
4452 The apartment couldn't be that dirty. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4453 Can you vacuum another time? You sucked up my ceiling light. I am trying to read. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4454 You're sucking all the fun out of life, Mrs. Hoover! 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4455 This living arrangement sucks. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4456 Wait ‘til you see what they forgot in my place 1.1548 0.05219 84 75 5 4
4457 Sorry about the noise, they’re going through a separation. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4458 I'm sorry, it just starts vrooming on a waning crescent 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4459 +I thought you said,come turn you on. This will be much simpler." 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
4460 Your damn Hoover broke up my dream about Hoover Dam. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4461 Mrs. Wentworth, nature abhors a vacuum, and my sleep abhors a giant vacuum. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4462 I’m supposed to say something witty or punny about you ‘sucking’ as a neighbor for this cartoon, but just knock it off already, will ya? I’m gonna call the cops. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4463 Ma'am, your vacuum cleaner really sucks!... 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4464 Would you and your vacuum care to join me and try out the new Spa Jacuzzi? They say its electrifying. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4465 1-800-C-A-R-P-E-T-S! Get a rug! 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4466 Your vacuum exists. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4467 Honestly, how do you even operate that thing? 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4468 are you seriously still not done cleaning this room!? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4469 It’s bigger than the both of us. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4470 No, you're not living in a vacuum. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4471 I'm going to shower. Please turn it off so it doesn't suck up the water again. Clean freak. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4472 I don't care what you do together in private, but the noise sucks. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4473 Is Jeff Bezos home? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4474 Okay. So we agree. Your husband sucks, but he will limit it to daytime hours during the workweek. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4475 I'd like to suggest you get a smaller one and use it more often... 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4476 No,I don’t remember saying that you should suck it up. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4477 So, you clean at night. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4478 I was dreaming that I was in Mexico hearing a giant sucking sound and woke up! 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
4479 We need to talk, my dog is afraid of vacuum sweepers. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4480 What's up lady? Did the airport move? 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4481 Hi, my bedcovers just disappeared. Would you mind checking your floor vents and vacuum bag, please? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4482 It sounded like a tornado then my ceiling started to be sucked up. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4483 I'm not mad at the vacuum, I 'm mad at the dirt. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4484 It’s late so I’ll finish. The moral is, never trust a 5 star review. There’s no such thing as a perfect vacuum. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4485 Sorry, my ego got stuck again! 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
4486 The only thing that SUCKS more than that vacuum is living underneath it. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4487 It must be the thin walls. The sound really carries here. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4488 How did you see a spider at three am? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4489 I don't know, I just accidentally vacuumed up all your Viagra pills 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4490 Running your special vacuum cleaner at 2:30 in the morning is waking us all up in this apartment building. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4491 I hate to ask again, but could you please start earlier, and finish later? It’s really doing wonders for my wife’s headaches. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4492 I’ve never complained about your riding lawn mower 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4493 I know it’s been tough in lockdown but must you vacuum at 2am every morning 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4494 Oh…..never mind. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
4495 I’m SO sorry I woke you…since you’re here let me show you the view from my bedroom 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4496 All I'm asking is that you not vacuum your bedroom at night. I get stuck to my ceiling until you're done. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4497 You know what they say about vacuums with big wheels? Jolene Olson, St Paul MN 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4498 No, that's not 'a little' vacuuming! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4499 Do you have any batteries,my hearing aide gave out 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4500 The marijuana for my Glaucoma is stuck to the ceiling. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4501 It's partially the noise, it's partially that it's 2 a.m. but mostly it's that you just sucked up my chandelier. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4502 Don’t you just abhor everything! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4503 I couldn't sleep either." "I didn't think that was a Swiffer I heard. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4504 I'm not kink-shaming. But I am trying to sleep. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4505 You know, you don't have to be plugged in 24/7. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
4506 Sorry, After two straight weeks of snacking while watching the Olympics, it was this or city rats . 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
4507 This sucks big time! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4508 I would like the vacuuming to do you. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4509 Well one of us is going to have to change 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4510 You're telling me that's still not good enough for Clifford's shedding? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4511 What exactly do you have up here, the world's largest vacuum? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4512 I's 2am in the morning and you're running a truck motor !! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4513 I thought I was dreaming…….. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4514 I don’t care how many pandemic puppies you have to clean up after, it’s 11:30 at night. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4515 Can this wait? I’m a little busy. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4516 Who wore it better!? 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4517 It's tough times for everyone. I had to take a second job as a Hoover driver. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4518 I live below you.” “I think you sucked up my four month old daughter. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4519 Darling! I think we are on the same page. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4520 I don't mind the noise but the thick layer of dust on my ceiling is getting to me. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4521 Your dust bunnies have started asking for my streaming passwords. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4522 This is not a good way to deal with your insomnia. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4523 Just wondering if you've seen my wife lately? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4524 You'll have to pass a qualifying round to determine if you're eligible. How long were you unconscious when you fell from the ceiling? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4525 Ok I get it, you're not vacuuming at 3 a.m. and I'm not operating a power drill during business hours. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4526 Gottta be honest I was really mad of your noice , but now that I see the size of your mental issues I´m kind of sorry for you..... 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4527 Just tell me you hate me 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4528 I'll have you know I've written a scathing e-mail to the superintendent. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4529 Can I borrow your stilts? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4530 Just unplug at night 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
4531 It's $80 an hour, don't bite the cord, don't scratch the finish 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4532 I don’t care if you’re making a tik tok—This is still breaking and entering. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4533 Why did you stop vaccuming? I need that to sleep, eh! 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
4534 Having discovered the vacuum was indeed in the living room as he’d been told, the man was at least grateful the bag was large enough to vacuum himself up along with the rest of the rubbish. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
4535 I get it, Cheryl. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
4536 Look, I know it's Saturday night, but can you keep it-. Oh, this is the one you showed me from online? He looks nothing like his picture. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4537 Of all the ways to be kept from sleeping, that thing sucks the most! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4538 I too think that he was a great FBI director, but this adoration of yours has to have some limits. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4539 You said you like small! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4540 Goodbye Franklin, our passion was lost when James, as soon as he said I Hoover you baby… 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4541 Quieter, not bigger! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4542 It's 2 AM! Shut the hell up lady! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4543 Betty, this after hours mega vacuuming has got to stop. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4544 We started vacuuming and now I cannot find my husband !!!!!! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4545 How big a bag did you say you need? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4546 I thought it would help me vacuum faster and keep you up less. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4547 Grrr, I'm Aristotle's ghost...I live in your basement, and I still abhor a vacuum! 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
4548 Can Hoover’s making that noise please shut up 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4549 Listen, I’m going to have to borrow your shrink ray, or your shrink’s number but it’s 7 am and I work tomorrow 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4550 I was having trouble sleeping. Would you care for a drink? 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4551 please I’d like to sleep! 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4552 Please don't run that vacuum cleaner during... well... ever. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4553 Okay. I promise to stop listening to Megan Thee Stallion if you'll stop with the vacuuming! 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
4554 Alice, it's time to cut the coffee and switch to Roomba. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4555 Party's over. Need your vaxuum again. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4556 Yeah, well I won’t have to come up anymore when my oversize broom arrives. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4557 Your cleaning lady stepped on my car. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
4558 I was kind of hoping this kind of stuff would just happen in a vacuum 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4559 Not being able tosleep really sucks. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4560 why do you have a giant vacuum cleaner 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
4561 So, you can’t sleep? Mmmm... yes, I can see the problem now. Just turn off your noisy thoughts and stop aspirering others’ sleepy 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4562 You're a really sucky neighbor. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4563 All right, it may be a bit loud, but I got the second one for half off. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4564 But this is the only time that it helps... I must vacuum away my nightmares. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4565 Ya know? Sleeping lately has really sucked! 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4566 I clean just a little bit when procrastinating, I’m almost done 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4567 I’ve already got one giant suck-up Craig. You’ll have to do better than that 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
4568 Hoover is interrupting my vroom meeting!? 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
4569 No. It's not keeping me awake. I just thought you might want to invite Messrs. Branson and Bezos to see it. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4570 Look, I'm glad you turned it off the instant you heard a cracking noise, and I know you're worried about what happened to the floor under it - just as I'm worried about the hole in my ceiling - but, more importantly, my wife's in there. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4571 You've sucked up my chiuaua, again. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4572 You're sucking the life out of me! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4573 Look. I have nothing against you dating King Kong, but do you have to clean at night while he is out climbing buildings? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4574 Lady, it's not dirty, it's just prewar. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4575 I heard you got the last one. May I also live in your vacuum? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4576 Your cleaning lady is quite the amazon; could you have her tread a little more lightly please? 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4577 Roomba, it rhymes with zumba 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4578 Neighborly etiquette doesn't exist in a vacuum. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4579 You can’t live with this dirtbag 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4580 Oh, sorry. I guess that explains the giant sucking sound. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4581 This is a Dyson or gtfo HOA. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4582 I think Jeff Bezos could fly that to the Mars 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4583 I think I have the same model; would you like to try one of my body bags? 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
4584 It's bad enough being an alien abductee--the mother ship cleaning staff just can't their act together! 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4585 Cn you at least hold off on the rug scrubber? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4586 I feel you 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4587 I see you have replaced me. Who would have believed that technology would go this far? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4588 I can hear you two sucking all night long. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4589 Honey,I grew the vacuum 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4590 I don’t mind the noise, but I’m tired of being stuck to the ceiling. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4591 What is this? Midnight at the vacum oasis? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4592 I told you it feels like we live in a vacuum 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4593 I'm sorry honey, but I've replaced you for a much more durable, stable and larger model. 😂 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4594 3am, Pam? I thought we talked about this. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4595 Can you lower it please 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4596 I like your style. Want to go out on Saturday around 3 a.m.? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4597 You’re not a polygamist Harold. You’re just a pig and I forgive you. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4598 I understand you work odd shifts at the Megalith Vacuum Company. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4599 Turn down all that racket 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4600 Could you please use the little vacuum at night? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4601 Just because you figured out how to make it a tax write off doesn’t mean you also get free-for-all vacuuming sessions at 2 am. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4602 Can you tell your room-mate to keep it down? 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4603 Well, I guess I know whose Roomba just put a takeout window in my kitchen. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4604 'Please tell Andre I'm trying to sleep'. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4605 My cat is stuck on the ceiling, moving around wherever the giant sucking sound goes. Can you clean more in the corner? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4606 I understand that John is a shapeshifter, but please do not use him to vacuum the house at night. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4607 Some of us are trying to sleep. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4608 Have you seen the Supervacuum I use at night? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4609 It's not working, Marsha. She just stuck to the ceiling. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4610 I really doubt you can hear it in your apartment Steve. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4611 sorry about the noise, my kids won't stop feeding it. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4612 I know what it looks like, but ‘me sucky sucky’ is two doors down 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4613 You mean we need to show proof of vaccumation too!?” 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4614 I know you are cleaning up after a really big party, but can it wait until morning? 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4615 I'm sorry to bother you so late at night, but I had a terrible nightmare that your children were swallowed by a giant...Ooooh. I must still be in my nightmare. Sorry to bother you. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4616 I live next door. Can you check to see if my cat os in there? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4617 Sucks to be me. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4618 It swept me off my feet, now I can't get rid of it. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4619 Alright, fine…as long as he’s vaccinated. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4620 Hey, can i join the party? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4621 I’m dealing with enough dirt tonight, Brad. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4622 My son doesn’t call. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4623 My name is Henry Hoover, and I am not amused. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4624 I don't mind the noise Mrs. Perkins, but my chandelier just disappeared up through the ceiling. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4625 Never worked under the sofa for me either. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4626 I don’t CARE if your ring is in there, I’m not going through the bag to find it. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4627 Keep it quiet, I’m trying to weep 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4628 I'm sorry, the house is a mess 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4629 Please have your roommate keep it down, he sucks! 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
4630 Cecil*, we already talked about this.. A vaccum cleaner is not a dance partner" *H. Cecil Booth, ing. Invented vacuum cleaner 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4631 I don't want to seem un-neighborly, but your suck-time continuum is now meeting my circadian rhythms. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4632 I’m sorry but I tried the best dating app. Enjoy your life. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4633 That might be so, but ain't nothin' lightweight about its noise. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4634 It's 2am, and I thought it was a jet crashing, and here it is your giant upright Hoover! 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
4635 It sounds like a moose callin' a mate? Lady, I'm tryin' a sleep here. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4636 Ah hah!... Just as I had suspected. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4637 You sucked all the water out of the bathtub again. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4638 If you’re going to make this many crumbs, I don’t think you’re right for the Ritz. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4639 I know it sucks "Big Time", but it's 2 in the morning, Ms Hoover. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4640 I hate to complain but that’s a big sucker you have there 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4641 Sorry but he is making a little bit more noise than your previous boyfriend. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4642 The large vacuum cleaner is back 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4643 You said you were hoping for a really big surprise this year for your birthday. ... Well, happy freakin' birthday. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4644 I see you’re a person of great aspirations. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4645 That thing is my worst nightmare! 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4646 May I help you to suck it up? 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4647 Really? At 2:00am? In a studio apartment? 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
4648 ...yeah, it's called the 'Vacuum CleanEST' 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
4649 I understand you're allergic to dust, but this can certainly derail your election campaign to the homeowner association. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4650 He is nothing but a windbag! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4651 Now... about my ceiling fan... 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4652 It's not so much the being sucked up to the ceiling. It's the sudden drop! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4653 When you said you were a 'big vacuum fan'... 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4654 OK, OK I'll lend you mine 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4655 My safe word is “Pineapple Juice”. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4656 Helping you empty your giant vacuum cleaner is one thing, but in the middle of the night? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4657 Your vacuum is so loud that its drowning out my dreams of you cleaning my house naked. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4658 It's the guy stomping around with it who's keeping me up. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4659 The "bigger is better" mentality won't help clean up sesame seeds on the floor. And it's still too loud. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4660 I think your vacuum just sucked the chandelier off my ceiling. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4661 Can you clean without vibrating me out of bed? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4662 I've been awake all night trying to figure out how you run that thing. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4663 I feel a huge vacuum inside 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4664 It's the middle of the night! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4665 This is what you call an entanglement? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4666 It's 2:00 a.m. and I can't decide which of you two sucks more. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4667 Just suck it up neighbor 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4668 Try the weekend instead? Does anyone in Manhattan have weekends off? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4669 I need a housekeeper, can you come to my apartment afterward? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4670 You just had to steal the vacuum instead of the golden egg, didn't you? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4671 I will let you into my dream if you keep me out of your dream. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4672 Please……Maaam…..I am NOT exaggerating…… 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4673 Can I borrow your vacuum cleaner? My dinosaur sneezed over the cereal bowl 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4674 You can tell your husband, Mr Jolly Green whatever that I don't appreciate the raucous midnight cleaning sessions. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
4675 By the way, I’m fully vaccinated miss! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4676 Matt, I'm afraid that since you got me this for our anniversary, there's no longer any room for you in my life. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4677 Sorry, trying to avoid the daytime demand charge. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4678 It is not healthy to live in a vacuum. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4679 Could you turn down the dubstep? 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
4680 Have you seen my Irish Wolfhound? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4681 First, the headboard. Now this? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4682 I'm here to service your vacuum. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
4683 We're gonna need a bigger vacuum. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4684 I'll level with you—It's less the noise, more the size envy. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
4685 When you vacuum, my blankets float to the ceiling. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4686 This vacuum cleaner is there to clean your rubbish once and for all 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4687 Seeing the size of your vacuum explains a lot! Tell me where you're hiding the elephant? 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4688 The Pomeranians in 4B needed to work the day shift 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4689 The Roomba would have come with no strings attached. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4690 Vacuming while "I" am at work would be nice! 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4691 I totally get that you 'want to break free', but could you not do it at three o'clock in the morning? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4692 I only went to put the garbage out - what are you feeding that thing? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4693 I'm from apartment 4B. Do you have a large vacuum, because it is keeping me awake? 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4694 Sooooooo ! The only time I see you is when I'm deep, deep, deep, dyson cleaning . This relations is not working for me !!! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4695 The last time I complained you told me you were just doing a "little vacuuming". Well, this time here's nothing LITTLE about it! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4696 Can you reduce the suction? My eyebrows are lifted and stuck! 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4697 This life sucks! So I unplugged it to see if that would help. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4698 Because of you, my wife, my dogs and my cats have left me and my birds no longer sing. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4699 This proves my point. You DO live in a vacuum! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4700 Hope IT won"t consider US cleanable . 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4701 Can I have my pillow back? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4702 Your taste in music sucks! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4703 I'm the condo board president, may I have a word with you? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4704 Good, the noise of that vacuum will cover up the noise of our love making! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4705 My ceiling is falling down 1.1429 0.05121 84 76 4 4
4706 Could you maybe buy a cordless model? They're quieter. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4707 I just wanted to say thanks...you've sucked up all my asbestos. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4708 Your grande therapy sessions are costing me my sleep 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4709 My wife is stuck to our ceiling. Any chance you could vacuum after we've left for work? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4710 I only went to get the paper honey, we do not live in a vacuum! 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4711 No, it doesn’t suck as much as you….it’s not about that. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
4712 And I speak for all the tenants when I say, with your vacuuming, Eureka nighttime havoc! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4713 We're trying to sleep, could you please turn your stereo down? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4714 How can that be, Tom, since everything happens in a vacuum? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4715 I'll take you back but the vacuum isn't going anywhere. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4716 I’m sorry, but my cats keep clawing the ceiling. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4717 Why don't you hop inside that thing and assume your position? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4718 You could have mentioned the bags BEFORE I climbed the beanstalk, Alice. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4719 How you have woken me up tonight sucks in a really big way. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4720 My mother used to clean at night but she used a feather duster ! 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4721 Gail's nightly noise complaints had entered the "deterrence" phase. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4722 Miss Dusspot, how do you sleep at— 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4723 ...yeah, i know it sucks big time. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4724 And I thought my day sucked! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4725 Sorry honey, but this new arrangement sucks 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4726 Knock knock. Hoo ver? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4727 Anne! You should’ve told me you were having a vacuum party! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4728 It’s past giant vacuuming curfew again! 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4729 And how am I supposed to measure up to that? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4730 I hadn’t seen you in a while! It was either this or a giant pogo stick. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4731 can you at least turn it down? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4732 I heard Goliath was back. Tell him David wants his stone back. ❤️ 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4733 I couldn’t sleep and the infomercial was so enticing 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4734 Samantha I know I'm your neighbor and I know I am your friend but eBay has some weirdest and odd things on the site and you also didn't read the fine print of what it looks like and do you have to use your vacuum cleaner at night it's scaring the neighbors thinking there's a giant monstrous machine about to destroy the apartment! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4735 For the last time, I didn’t say, ‘Vacuum’. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4736 They said the vacuum is part of the room and they won’t remove it. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4737 Since when is 2 am the best time to clean your apartment? 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
4738 John, in Robe World the vaccuums are huge. You KNOW this. 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
4739 This job has gotten too big for me. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4740 You fucked him, didn't you, even though he's filled with dirt. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4741 Sorry I woke you. I know... It's big. It's loud. It's hard to run. It's not a perfect vacuum. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4742 Downstairs neighbor at 1130 pm: "I'll be damned, it's exactly what I thought it sounded like". 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
4743 The only giant vacuum I want to deal with at this time of night is the one inside my heart where I once kept my childhood dreams! 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
4744 Can I borrow your Vacuum? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4745 Can you please tell Hagar to stop running the Hoover. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4746 Can I sleep inside that bag? Its gotta be quieter than downstairs! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4747 Ok, it's 3am Mrs. Clean, I know your husband is away for the week on business, but could you PLEASE wait until after 9am to vacuum? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4748 My cat's stuck to the ceiling. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4749 I'm Sleepless! How did you get it into the room???? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4750 Could you please turn off your vacuum? My bed is stuck to the ceiling 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4751 I don’t know what it is, but it totally sucks. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4752 Cleans, doesn’t moan and probably suck better too... Patricia I’m leaving you 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4753 I've entered the International Monster Vaccuum Games 2022 ... Do you want to be a sponsor? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4754 I'm sorry Honey, it's like the salesman said. The suction is just unbeatable. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4755 Karen if you wanted to suck away my sweet dreams at 3am, mission accomplished. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4756 We named her Barb 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4757 in exchange I'll stop stretching cats. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4758 Are you doing okay? Your post said you felt like you were screaming in a vacuum 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4759 I got a great deal on the floor model. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4760 I've asked you three times now. No vacuuming before 8 a.m. on Saturdays. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4761 Keep it down! I can't hear my wife screaming. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4762 Hi, Dyson, your downstairs neighbor...... 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4763 It looked so normal through the peep hole... 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4764 Can't you see, he's just too big. Have they brought his bedroom furniture yet? 1.1408 0.05778 71 65 2 4
4765 I can hear him talking dirty to you! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4766 I used to sleep with the fan on. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4767 Just give the old furniture to me. 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
4768 I thought you meant the NEW kind of midnight zooming! 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4769 You’re sucking up all the power. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4770 Yeah.....Ya know what else sucks? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4771 It’s too late for a sucky standup. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4772 I don’t think that Koons is working out. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4773 You should have seen the deluxe size 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4774 At least I’m not the only one with ennui. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4775 Apparently, you’re the source of that great sucking sound. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4776 How am I supposed to run a bitcoin mine when your giant vacuum is sucking up all the power? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4777 OK, you've made your point; I wouldn't practice my trumpet at night anymore 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4778 I never thought my eureka moment would suck. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4779 I never thought that I’d say that I miss the roomba. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4780 Did it grow or we shrank. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4781 So, you are telling me that modern witches have to dance with that thing all night to summon the Devil?" 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4782 Just wanted to know if she was free on Tuesdays to help in my condo! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4783 I consider this a space devoid of matter 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4784 The guy's here to change oil in that thing. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4785 I'm just trying to gain some perspective... 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4786 Of course it sucks. Where to you think my clothes are? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4787 Yes, but I like my apartment below you to be as dirty as I left it. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4788 The problem? Let me put it this way: I’ve had to peal my cat off the ceiling four times tonight! 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
4789 That vacuum isn't big enough to satisfy your OCD! Try knitting! 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4790 What the freaking hell is going on here? You suck! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4791 Robert Wadlow size, now the noise makes sense. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4792 I’m sorry, he’s just missing his old days 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4793 Trust me, your vacuum cleaner left nothing, even my clothesline. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4794 You don’t happen to have a helicopter, by any chance? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4795 When I opened my door I saw you using that thing and before I knew what was happening it sucked up my newspaper, my mail, my loose change, my poodle and my parakeet. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4796 My Fifi tells me I’m very upset with you. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4797 I had to leave. It was chasing me around the room! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4798 It’s past midnight and using a battery pack makes no difference with that monster. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4799 I don't mind the noise but the bag's clogging the garbage chute 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4800 I think I preferred living in the vacuum. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4801 This job is bigger than both of us. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4802 Must you? My cat is embedded in the ceiling now! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4803 I'm trying to sleep! Can you set that thing to tropical storm, or does it only come in category 5 hurricane? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4804 I’ve been living in a vacuum for over a year now. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4805 "Could I borrow ten pounds of sugar?" 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4806 Oh, No! Herbert Hoover! That's so depressing... 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4807 Oh! Oh! Oh! Hefty accusations there, Charles! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4808 Biden-mess-size 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4809 I’d like to have my wife back, please! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4810 Sorry, I've decided to spend my evenings with a giant vacuum rather than a vacuous ogre. Good night! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4811 Will you finish eliminating all airborne particulates and germs on surfaces anytime soon? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4812 Seriously now, you really need to downsize your vacuum before it decides you're fair game. Dave Coriaty Fishers, Indiana 317-727-3201 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4813 I told you this was a bad idea 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4814 Brigette, I guarantee you my night sucked more than yours. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4815 A larger vacuum ay help you sleep better, but it makes me sleep worse. 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
4816 Say, lady, did you ever think outer rather than inner space? 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4817 Really, the giant vacuum at midnight again? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4818 I know you've been vacuuming, Ms. Jones. My cat just went through the ceiling again. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4819 I know you are cleaning up after that great party, but have you seen my wife?" Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton, F 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4820 He listens to me. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4821 No it’s just my husband who is full off hot air. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
4822 Do you think this funny? I don't think so! 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4823 I know he's a bit loud, but he cleans up good. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4824 Your germaphobia has really gotten away from you. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4825 The good news is that I no longer sweep my problems under the rug. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4826 Phishing for answers? Here's mine: I sink; ergo I swam 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4827 It's a Therrien. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4828 Your anxiety behaviors really suck! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4829 Just wondering, haven't seen Mr. Jones around lately... 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4830 Now that I'm up, may I borrow your vacuum? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4831 Not sure if this full size SUV style vacuum is suitable to this apartment and planet anymore. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4832 I don’t mind the noise of your ginormous vacuum so much as the hoofs from your horses . 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4833 WHY, WHY, WHY? Vacuuming with the new large size Oreck in the middle of the night! Upstairs neighbor, you are VICIOUSLY CRUEL. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4834 Let’s make a deal. I’ll get the covid vaccine if you stop vacuuming at night, so we can both sleep more peacefully. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4835 Bother me again and I will throw my vacuum through your window. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4836 I don’t mean to blow things out of proportion, but it is 3 o’clock in the morning! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4837 It sounds like you’re getting ready to launch the SpaceX vacuum cleaner… 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4838 6 am would work far better for me. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4839 I think that'll give me a fighting chance. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4840 That damn thing is loud! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4841 It's late. Your vacuum cleaner sucks big time. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4842 Thanks for coming over - I think I vacuumed my cat again. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4843 My Instagram said: young woman looking for a tall man to turn it (!) on for her. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4844 Sorry to leave you with a vacuum, honey! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4845 That must really suck. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
4846 How do you get it out the door? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4847 Goodnight vacuum, cleaning up the room 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4848 I looked everywhere for the vacuum cleaner salesman, I just can't find him 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
4849 Isn’t it romantic?! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4850 All huffs and puffs! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4851 Do you want to buy a magazine subscription? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4852 . “Sorry Dan, Mr. Hoover got here first.” 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
4853 I need a bigger vacum cleaner 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4854 And then there’s climate change… 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4855 Sorry, but your vacuum cleaner is pinning my cat to the ceiling downstairs. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4856 Honey were are the kids? Richie, Elon and Jeff are in the zero gravity chamber again... 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4857 Sorry, but remember 2020? Still pretty dirty." 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4858 No more rocket engine testing in the middle of the night, please. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4859 To be fair, you did know the apartment was underneath the Society of Insomniac Persian Cat Owners. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4860 Can we stop this now? I’ll get rid of the mega woofer super speakers in the morning. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4861 I know you’re the one who borrowed my vacuum and never returned it, Karen. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4862 The HOA rules specifically limit appliance ownership to unaggressive models under 50 lbs. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4863 I’m Bob Nature, from downstairs. I have an issue with your new Dyson. I think you know why. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4864 My husband will be right out after I finish the living room. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4865 Well,I see what you have in common,you both suck. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4866 I feel like I'm living in a vacuum, and now I see why! 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4867 you suck too 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4868 The carpet was a little dirty after quarantine and I don't want to lose my deposit, you know 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4869 I wouldn’t need such a big one if you just stopped eating so many crackers! 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4870 The dust defeated me. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4871 Can it suction my cat from the chandelier? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4872 Be thankful we don't have any bags. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4873 Could we get Bob out in the morning? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4874 Sorry to bother, but I really thought the condo was collapsing. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4875 No,I still can’t find. Are you sure that we have one? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4876 But mainly it's that the cat keeps getting stuck to the ceiling 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4877 What's love got to do with it? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4878 I found someone who sucks less than you. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
4879 Meet my giant dust bunny "Harvey" 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4880 Listen, we know you were saving up for some renovations and regrettably you bought this new toy instead. We can't go outside again so... 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4881 You’re still the biggest sucker in this floor, George. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4882 Sorry you had to find out like this 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4883 I’m spring cleaning, on covid time 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4884 Please can you shut that off so I can retrieve my duvet from the ceiling 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4885 I purchased an Elephant in the Roomba and I think it came to the wrong address… 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4886 I’m telling you you can’t bring your work home with you 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4887 That really sucks, ya know? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4888 Your vacuum was lifting my toupee off my head. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4889 I don't care how big it is, I need my sleep 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4890 When I’m trying to sleep that noisy machine kind of sucks. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4891 Yoy keep blowing my fuse. Why don't you let it gather dust for a while. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4892 This isn’t what I meant when I said you shouldn’t use it in the morning 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
4893 Dont be mad. It's big enough for the both of us. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4894 Vacuum is derived from the same Latin root as vacant, which the apartment below you is not 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4895 Lady, it’s 3am! 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4896 I know cleanliness is next to godliness but you're keeping god awake! 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4897 Today must be the day for your ' once a year, only' . 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4898 You are making huge decisions that really suck. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4899 You rang? 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
4900 My replacement? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4901 I don’t care how big your cat is! 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4902 I was hearing you two shouting, but now I can see you've already made up and swept up your husband back off his feet. Hmm... do you think I can borrow that someday? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4903 I was wondering what that huge sucking sound was. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4904 I'm from the floor below. My cat is being sucked to the ceiling 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4905 I thought I heard a Jet... 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4906 It would be best if you were vaccinated, not vaccuumated, as per the latest CDC bulletin released at 11.45 pm tonight. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4907 Don’t look at me that way. I never ordered that giant vacuum cleaner! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4908 It's called a Vampyre because it sucks. At night. Sorry. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4909 Things are ok I guess. I'm trying to make this work from home thing work, but I've just been up and down all week with the diarrhea and then-HOLY SHIT THAT VACUUM IS FUCKING HUGE. Fuck man. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4910 It has a will of it´s own now sir. I really can´t help you. I could offer you a cup of tea though. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4911 I told you before, no vacuuming after 10 p.m. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4912 Can I have that back? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4913 You're keeping me from counting my giant sheep. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4914 Millie, will you come to bed now ? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4915 Your vacuum is set on “Super Shag”. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4916 It had to be Dyson, I'm sorry. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4917 Sorry if I woke you. I just seem to do my best work at night. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4918 May I borrow your industrial vacuum cleaner for the evening? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4919 Will you please stop running your Shaq-uum at night?! 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4920 I will be reporting this at the next Board Meeting. Who would have guessed that the Condo Association rule prohibiting large pets would prove insufficient? 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4921 I don't know what to tell you, the more he eats the more he grows! 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4922 One, the noise. Two, our Pomeranian keeps getting stuck to the ceiling. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4923 Can you please shut that thing up? I’m in a Zoom meeting next door. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4924 Don't I get points for being a woman? 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4925 The lease says 8 am to 5 pm! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4926 Sorry to bother you, but is by any chance, our Chihuahua here? He seem to have gone missing and we have a hole in our ceiling. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4927 Again, Miss Barber, my poddle was sucked to the ceiling! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4928 Could you please wait until morning to do that?! The top of your broom is scratching the floor under my bed! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4929 Please put a muffler on that thing. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4930 so now you want it returned? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4931 Are you sure it was the vacuum? I'm pretty sure it was it my husband's snoring. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4932 it’s a little late for a Rumba 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4933 Oh relax, just enjoy the overhead lighting while you have it. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4934 Do you suck AND blow?? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4935 You're telling me you had this before I adopted Clifford? 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4936 Did you get my message? 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4937 You sucked the paint off my ceiling again. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4938 We haven't meant I live below you, need I say more 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4939 I know it's loud but does an amazing job 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4940 It not just that I've missed you. The whole place seems like a vacuum without you. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
4941 He swears he pulled his brushes up as far as possible, that IS him walking quietly! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4942 You’re making my ceiling dirty! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4943 In my defense, you didn't specify whether you wanted me at 11am or pm. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4944 You can't deal with your insomnia by hoovering my sleep. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4945 What have you done with my Wolfhound rescue? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4946 No, this is not a meet cute. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4947 Would you mind waiting till morning to finish the vacuuming? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4948 No, I won't just suck it up. Aren't you doing enough of that for both of us? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4949 Quiet tenant meant more than just soft-spoken! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4950 They said “Go Big or Go Home……” 🤷🏻‍♀️ 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4951 atmosphere hoover. What’s the point? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4952 „Susan, I’ve had enough! Your passive-aggressive behavior has reached completely new dimensions.“ 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4953 And here I was almost insulted I didn’t get an invitation 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4954 Well, he's rather large, and he'll answer to 'Barkie.' ' 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4955 Sorry about the noise. Herbert likes to get work done at all hours. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4956 Honey, don't you think this is a bit much. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4957 Why would you buy a super duper vacuum that only works at night and wakes me up 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4958 Sorry honey, but we couldn't possibly downsize now. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4959 It’s not the noise. Your dust bunnies attacked my cat. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4960 You really have to invest in a better sleep machine. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4961 I’m sure it’s labor-saving, lady, but it’s still keeping me up. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4962 Timmy is back at it. Can I borrow the Roblox disconnector again? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4963 We had a big, crazy party last night... Do you mind? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4964 Sorry, I thought it was the gardener with the leaf blower. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4965 Finally... 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4966 Can you check to see if my chandelier is inside your dust bag 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
4967 You win. You didn’t attract the mice. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4968 Saturday nights, am I right? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4969 We’ve gotten noise complaints from the neighbors—all of them. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4970 Can you two please keep it down at night? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4971 Just a little vacuuming?! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4972 I guess it wasn’t NAFTA after all 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4973 It’s like a hide-a-key, but for a panic room. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4974 You'll have to go. I'm making a clean so of everything. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4975 This explains your alarm clock every morning. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4976 *scolding drowned out by the brrrr of a comically large vacuum* 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4977 Do you also feel there is a vacuum between us? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4978 The noise is scaring my daughter's dog, Clifford. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4979 Would you mind? Every time you run that, I get stuck to the ceiling until you are done. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4980 I know, size is important, but can't you make him quiet down? 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
4981 Think of it like a sound machine 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4982 Do you have a secret helipad in here?... 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4983 Can you keep it down a little Madge? I'm trying to sleep!! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4984 You promised to use the attachments during the day. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4985 I’d like to do my doom scrolling in peace! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4986 The 800 pound gorilla has left you a hint. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4987 Now you can never say you can’t find it! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4988 I was really convinced that you had a jet engine in the apartment 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4989 Can you put it on vibrate? Thank you and good night. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4990 You’d really be surprised at what a great job it does! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4991 Sorry, , I forgot that neighbor abhors a vacuum 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4992 Do you have a macro USB charger I could borrow? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4993 I thought you bought a Roomba. That’s the Va Va Voom Ba. 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
4994 I ordered it online from Transylvania. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4995 Sorry, but my therapist says I should express myself in any way I can. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4996 I'm sorry Fred, but your Dyson just doesn't do it for me. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4997 I know you love Jack,your new cleaner, but next time he is here could you please ask him to keep the noise down when putting the roof back … he always disturbed me when he leaves .. if he keeps this up I will have to find lodgings in a new dolls hou! 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4998 Have you seen my beanstalk? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4999 Mr.Duffer going door to door asking for Ms.Duster 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5000 I live beneath you, all I’m asking is that you listen to my perspective 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5001 We've been cleaned out! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5002 Would you mind launching your spaceship in the morning? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5003 I can't sleep. You won't sweep. This sucks! 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5004 Normally I would not complain, but at 3 a.m., your vacuum cleaner sounds huge! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5005 Mr. Jones, your wife knocked on my door at 2am to complain about the noise. She’s now inside my vacuum cleaner. Do you really want to make an issue over this at 3am? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5006 Do you really have to do that in the middle of the night? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5007 If you think that the noise sucks, try emptying the bag on this sucker. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5008 He said it was a big vacuum sale. 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
5009 I'll gift you the most expensive Roomba if you will get rid of that monstrous machine. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5010 The only difference between what you’re doing and this Hoover vacuum is an ‘o’ 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5011 Or did everything else just get smaller? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5012 I don’t care if yours doesn’t run on gas, you still have to keep it in the garage with all the other gigantic appliances 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5013 Are you trying to tell me something about the dozens of sand-filled glass containers I smashed on your carpeted floors while I was apartment-sitting? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5014 Sorry, I'm leaving tomorrow and the moving company charges me per trip. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5015 That big sucking sound is hitting too close to home 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
5016 Why are you punishing me at night, I didn’t tell Troy downstairs to break up with you again. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
5017 Yes, it is true. We do live in a vacuum. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5018 Anxiety 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5019 - It’s too loud! - Yeah, I know, it sucks. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5020 That noise sucks big time 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5021 If my son doesn’t get to sleep tonight, his SAT scores are on your conscience. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5022 I, too, abhor a vacuum! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5023 Do you think it would be possible for you to vacuum during daylight hours? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5024 Late night vibes 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5025 I'm sorry that things in your life suck bigtime. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5026 My hairpiece went through my ceiling. Could you check your machine? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5027 Will you please get on my shoulders? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5028 We’re gonna need a bigger place. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5029 All right, Mrs. Sullivan, I swear there will be no more live gigs of the Sankt Petersburg Philharmonic Orchestra in our bar mitzvahs in the future. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5030 I told you this was going to get a little weird… 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5031 We're gonna need a bigger duster 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5032 The longer you put off the chores, the bigger they get. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5033 Oh, just checking to see if you are done using the industrial parasite cleaner yet? I have a couple of in-laws to try it out on. How’d it work with your husband, wink wink? 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5034 It's not that I'm against cleanliness, but that sounds like a 747. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5035 Sorry, just cleaning for company: Thanks for coming. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5036 I SAID, “Goodnight, vacuum”! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5037 Hi, I’m your downstairs neighbor. Will you let me know when your through? My toupee is stuck to my ceiling. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5038 Every dog in the building is pissed too. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5039 Surprisingly, it wasn’t the alarming noise from Edna’s vacuum that prohibited Miles from finding sleep, but the single thought of where she plugged it in that gave him unrest. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5040 I know it’s late, it’ll just be 20 more minutes 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5041 Just to let you know your apartment sucks. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
5042 For God's sake, it's three in the morning! 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
5043 Wow, it is even bigger than I was imagining! 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5044 They said it's faster... 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5045 I understand that it makes vacuuming ten times faster but do you have to do it at two in the morning? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5046 When you asked if I wanted to see the largest vacuum, I thought you meant we were going stargazing. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
5047 Sorry, neighbor. It's the Ross Perot model with the big sucking sound. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5048 I'm sorry it gets very angry when it doesn't have its midnight run 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5049 It’s big enough to hold a human and can be turned off in a moment. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5050 Yea I know...IT SUCKS BIGTIME... BUT PLEASE NOT AT 2 AM 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5051 I'm tired of hearing your theories of how Big Vacuum runs everything. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5052 Hi! I’m Ed Earth from downstairs, wanted to let you know that I can’t stand your roommate, as a matter of fact, I abhor your roommate! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5053 i don't believe in robots. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5054 but is it art is irrelevant. I want clean towels." 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5055 Uh, sorry, they said these didn’t make noise. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5056 I'm having the weirdest dream about you and a giant vacuum cleaner. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
5057 I hear that it’s all in the wrist 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
5058 Don't you have a dog to eat it off the ground? 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
5059 So what is it? You can't sleep? Complaining about my vacuuming again? 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5060 I know it's loud, but there is something really scary under those couch cushions. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5061 I did warn you it would be tiring to moonlight as a cleaner! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5062 Finally, I am going to be vaccinated. I am cleaning up my year and a half stay at home. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5063 Just want you to know that sucks. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5064 Dagnabbit, I know I said this place sucks but this is ridiculous! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5065 You’re cheating on me, Martha? But he sucks! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5066 we get it you suck big time but I got shit ta do in the marnin 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5067 Our Dyson swallowed the dog. Do you happen to know of a technician who’d be open at night? 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
5068 Well, I guess that's somewhat reassuring. From downstairs I thought you were being sucked into another dimension. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
5069 It's only a crescent moon, Hanging over a cardboard sea, But it wouldn't be make-believe If I could hover over your Hoover and If you believed in me. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
5070 I could get a smaller vacuum cleaner, and you could stay up later. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5071 I'm sorry, but you have completely lost your perspective! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5072 Don't you know vacuums are louder when it's 3 am? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5073 My 20 cats track A LOT of litter, okay?! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5074 Thanks for coming up at this hour - but it really is a two-person job. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5075 Sorry honey I’m afraid I sucked up your Labradoodle! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5076 I don’t want to make any dust fly, but......... 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5077 Can you keep it down living out your fantasies? 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5078 Something you might want to consider: the bigger the vacuum, the greater the abhorrence. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5079 Have any sleeping aids that don’t suck? 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5080 As if the noise wasn't enough, now my cat is stuck on the ceiling. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5081 Janet, I know you said you wanted a man that cleans up after himself, but this seems excessive. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5082 Night cleaning? I get it. But most people save their oversized vacuuming for the daytime. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5083 Glad you got here so quick… the dog and one of the kids is missing! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5084 Fee fi fo get a broom! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5085 You said *our* costumes would suck! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5086 I'm pleased that you're dealing with your vacuous life right now. But can you please do it in the morning? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5087 Okay, okay... Maybe not so good on the pet hair, a bit unwieldy... and it sure trips circuit breakers when it gets more than one bowling ball stuck in in the hose... You're asking a hundred... I'll give you seventy five. Deal? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5088 You don't have cats, so why is your vac so humongous AND loud! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5089 Something in the way she moves -- attracts me like no other lover 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5090 Our new cleaning lady banged her head on the ceiling and had to go to the hospital 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5091 Can you vacuum at another hour? My wife is jealous that your model is bigger than hers. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
5092 Lady... that has got to be the stupidest Transformer I have ever seen. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
5093 Vacuuming in the middle of the night sucks. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5094 I'm sorry I woke you, I'm almost done with the Earthquake 500. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5095 PLEASE HELP MY CHILD IS IN THE VACUUM. MY CHILD IS INSIDE THE VACUUM BAG AND HE’S RUNNING OUT OF OXYGEN. DO SOMETHING YOU STUPID HOE 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5096 So, last night, you mentioned that you would do the vacuuming today! 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5097 I didn’t think this is what they meant when they told me I’d be living above the Cloggers. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5098 Nice. But does it really suck all the dirt? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5099 No. I will not be having sex with you tonight, Bill. Can’t you see I am vacuuming? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5100 Hi, I’m just having a big clean up 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5101 You have to keep the vacuum down! 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5102 I’m sorry, I was dreaming that my wife and I were having sex for the first time in a year when I was awakened by a giant sucking sound coming from across the hall. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5103 You think? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5104 You're doing this to irritate me, aren't you? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5105 Everyone can hear it vibrating. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5106 He reaches corners you've never even looked at." 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5107 Hey, a few of us are having some drinks in 902 and I wondered if—holy cow, look at the size of that vacuum.” #swis 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5108 Sorry to bother you at this hour, do you have a ladder so I can retrieve my dog from the ceiling 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5109 Finally honey. I found something bigger that sucks then you 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5110 The specter of the big vacuum is keeping me up nights 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5111 The salesman said it's their super-deluxe model that will suck up everything that's sucking the life out of us. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5112 If I didn't live below you, I'd love the irony of how you told me it's time you just sucked it up and got your life together when we chatted at the mail box yesterday. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5113 But it’s silent. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5114 Ohh there you are , meet the other identical who sucks big time just like you . 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5115 My wife was wondering if he has a younger brother 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5116 Well, now I know why your vacuum cleaner sounds like a garbage truck. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5117 A new Jason? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5118 This is a FAMILY building, madam. Keep it down and decently-sized 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
5119 I thought we discussed your big to do list 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5120 Mary, your vacuum is so powerful that it sucked up my dust bunny collection and I think my cat. Can I have my dust bunnies back, please? 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5121 It still doesn't suck as much as apartment 113's band practice. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5122 Can I at least get a towel back? I need to get to work. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5123 Would you please perform this chore in the morning? Your vacuum was causing the hair on my body to stand up and I can't sleep. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5124 No, I just need to borrow ONE cup. 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
5125 This enormous vacuum is only going to make the void in your life larger. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5126 I can tell that the new vacuum has been growing on you! 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5127 " So ... why was your husband about to hit the ceiling?" 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5128 I don’t care if you do have insomnia. You can’t run that after 11 pm. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5129 As an upstairs neighbor, you suck. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5130 Okay, well, when you’re done. I know. I should get my own, but I only really need it for the big cleanup jobs, and it’s SO hard to store. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5131 The considerate thing would have been to invite the neighbors. Just sayin'... 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5132 It’s just become too much for me anymore. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5133 Your very large appliance has just sucked up my chandelier. 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
5134 Him- “So what you’re saying is, at the end of “For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow”, you want me to jump out of the vacuum?” Her-“Yes, but keep the robe on, this is a clean party!” 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5135 The “Jolly Green Giant” wants the vacuum that he loaned you. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5136 I am behooverd 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5137 Yes, I'll have coffee with you. There are other, more subtle ways you could have used to get my attention. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5138 I hate to be a bother at this hour, but would you mind turning on your vacuum? I’ll never fall asleep if I can still hear my own thoughts. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5139 Yeah, I was up late one night trying to bury my sorrows in wine and purchases on Facebook Marketplace. One thing lead to another, and I tried to buy a Roomba but I think I got scammed. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5140 Could you please turn on AC/DC when you run that thing? 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5141 Well it sounded like you were doing the Roomba in a Hoover Wind Tunnel with a Dyson Cyclone. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5142 This is causing my giant dog three floors down to go berzerk! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5143 Honey,I got a new vacuum- it sucks big time. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
5144 Can I borrow your vacuum cleaner? Need to suck someone along with the snores 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5145 Not only newborns love night suction 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5146 You have to stop, Nancy. You’re pulling my chandelier through the ceiling. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5147 Hi, sorry to bother you, but might you vacuum during the day. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5148 I actually could sleep before with your bongo playing, but this?…….. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5149 I said I was ok with you doing a little vacuuming at night 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
5150 It's causing my furniture to stick to the ceiling. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5151 I’m exhausted How bout you? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5152 The condo rules clearly state no noisy cleaning activities before 9:00am. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5153 This is the third time this week with the racket! It really sucks! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5154 We are not all equally prepared to embrace that this just sucks. 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
5155 There ought to be a beginning and an ending time for this noise! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5156 I did the pile trimming last time. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5157 I know you're trying to do everything in a vacuum, but this is ridiculous. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5158 I thought that vampire vac was confined to duty during a full moon. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
5159 It's clean. Come in and sit awhile. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5160 You missed him by five vacuous minutes 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5161 Sorry for the noise… Blame it on my OCD 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
5162 Could I borrow your...oh... 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5163 The Previous tenant was Giuliani..and his many, omg, many toupees 1.1176 0.04556 85 78 4 3
5164 'When you rented you said you only played music early in morning! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5165 Do you really need such a big loud vacuum? It could wake anyone, even in the vacuum of outer space. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5166 A stand-up vacuum shouldn’t also be a stay-up vacuum. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5167 Can you NOT vacuum after 11p and not before 8a? 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
5168 I know it's a big scary vacuum cleaner. All right I'll do the vacuuming! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5169 Could you please turn it off , my baby is stuck to the ceiling . 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5170 No offense, but you really suck. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5171 You still can't hear that giant sucking sound? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5172 So it was never trickle-down? It's been Hoover-up since 1930? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5173 This is what you get for saying homemakers don’t have Big responsibilities 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5174 How could you? It's midnight and you're playing bumper vacuum without me? 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
5175 I know why you're here. You're doing that thing narcissists do called Hoovering but I've moved on to bigger and better things. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5176 Norman, it’s CoVid fatigue. Everything feels bigger than it really is 1.1176 0.04556 85 78 4 3
5177 Our neighbour Mr. Dyson is missing. Have you seen him? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5178 Uh, no, I don't want to discuss it with your boyfriend, I'll just go back to bed. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5179 Your Hero's Journey has awakened me from slumber. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5180 Are you the Kirby salesman? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5181 Excuse me. Have you seen the giant who was cleaning my place in my dream? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5182 The board voted to sound proof your unit, isolate your circuit breaker, and send you the bill. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5183 And another thing, neighbor. Next time you vacuum at 2 AM I'll do more than just cut the cord on that monstrosity. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5184 the guy at the store said he had the same one 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5185 'Sorry to bother you so late, but I abhor a vacuum. And your taste in music also sucks.' 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5186 It’s not the noise, it’s the suction. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5187 That’s not what they meant when they said size matters. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5188 Your HEPA filter is canceling out my probiotic gummies 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5189 I told you I’m not vacuuming unless it’s a Dyson 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
5190 The upstairs neighbor’s noise is exactly what you pictured. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5191 You don’t think I hear you guys through the walls? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5192 I'm not complaining about the noise. Whenever you run that thing my cat gets sucked up to the ceiling. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5193 I live below you. There have been terrible noises from above. Strange things have been happening. Now I must tell you: I believe your dee-luxe vacuum cleaner has my toupee. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5194 Bezos sent this to me as a wedding gift. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5195 You make my life a living nightmare. Every morning I wake up and pray that I die rather than be your neighbor for just another day, forced to listen to your vacuum cleaner go back and forth, back and forth, as I try to simply go about my day. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5196 Switch it on and I’m attached to my ceiling 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5197 I told you that you can’t come back here. I’ve met someone that sucks even more than you, please leave. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5198 I don't care how long it took you to get that thing in here, it's passed my bedtime!" 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5199 Oh you couldn't sleep either, nor could I, so I decided to do a little vacuuming." 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5200 Sorry…my work from home office gets cleaned in the evening 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5201 Look we had fun, but I could never get a handle on you 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5202 Brenda, I can’t sleep downstairs with all the noise!! It sounds like you have a humongous vac…. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
5203 If ingesting bleach didn't get rid of the virus, what makes you think vacuuming my body will? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5204 Can you have your giant clean up in the morning? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5205 I hope that I am dreaming a nightmare right now, where size matters 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5206 Could you hold your cleaning frenzy attacks down to five a day? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5207 I was just dreaming that I had been sucked up into the Amazon vacuum.. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
5208 Stop the Lilliputian tricks, it's 11pm! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5209 I dreamt my vacuum grew up and ran away. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5210 I live downstairs. Could we check your vacuum bag for my goldfish? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5211 Be succinct 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5212 Hi Hilda! SoFred is still missing. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5213 m My mom kicked me out of the basement, can I live with you for a little while? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5214 The rental people actually told you that vacuuming at night would eliminate ALL the roaches? 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5215 Can it take the lices off my hair? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5216 Your vacuum sucks in more ways than one. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5217 Well, it’d have been nice if you’d called ahead. It’s quite rude to drop by unannounced. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5218 Fine, go be with someone who is a bigger fun-sucker than me. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5219 Living across the hall from you sucks 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5220 This is the third time you’ve sucked my goldfish through the ceiling. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5221 I gave the vacuum cleaner steroids 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
5222 Nearly done I promise. It’s just about sucked all the joy out so I’ll be my normal anxious self tomorrow 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5223 Is it cleaning out growing? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5224 A sonic boom? No, I don't think I heard it. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5225 My mother would be beside herself. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5226 Is it possible to speak with your husband? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5227 Yeah, I know what you mean. The previous tenants started letting the place collect dust kittens. Before you knew it, they were halfway up to the ceiling in dust pumas, dust dingoes, and dusty sun bears. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5228 I'm not that dirty, that only that I would need to be vacuumed! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5229 My chandelier again, PLEASE! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5230 You can't just let vacuuming take over your life like this! 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5231 You've got your EarPods in. That explains your pan face and why you can't hear the muffled screaming. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5232 Did you really have to buy that spaghetti-sucking machine? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5233 Please tell Herbert to keep it down, I'm trying to sleep. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5234 I believe you may have exceeded the proper amount of suction. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5235 sorry, its the only vacuum that picks up all the dog hair. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5236 I thought you said you’d just be doing A LITTLE vacuuming this morning 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5237 Time to e-vac-uate the building… 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5238 Poop 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5239 well, ok, but look at it from my perspective… 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5240 I know these immersion vacuum cleaner games can be an instant addiction, but can you please keep the volume down? It's the middle of the night.. 1.1125 0.04704 80 74 3 3
5241 You don't just clean up for company, you clean up for US! 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5242 I thought you only had one cat! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5243 I really don't care that it has a HEPA filter! 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5244 It sounded like somebody getting sucked into a jet engine. Sorry to bother you. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5245 Vacuuming.. it’s such a big thing. Let’s reschedule (NOT).. deletes tinder 😂 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5246 What do you mean, ‘I literally suck out your soul’? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5247 Forgive me,but your vacuum cleaner sucks 1.1124 0.04358 89 82 4 3
5248 It drags my cat along my ceiling like he's possessed or something. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5249 How did they sell you on a giant vacuum? You're the biggest sucker I know 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5250 I was dreaming of an inverted tornado. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5251 I realise you love your new Dyson, but it’s getting out of hand. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5252 Please. Don't tell me to suck it up. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5253 Big yikes. You're, like the CEO of being so extra, Midge. I'm finna cancel you to the co-op board. You stay stanning that vacuum like a straight-up hypebeast while I'm high-try tryin'a sleep, no cap. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5254 It's a mistake, I don't have any boyfriend 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5255 Why are you using the big vacuum at this hour? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5256 WOULD YOU RUN IT FOR ME 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
5257 Lady is that a vacuum or a lawnmower? I’m trying to sleep. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5258 I want to break free.... 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5259 It’s just the OCD in me. I won’t run it between 9 pm and 930 pm cause that’s my dinner time. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5260 It's the illmanered being casted these days, etiquettes are quite a bit dusted in the lockdown. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
5261 The economy SUCKS! Haha. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5262 Why do you always hide in the closet when I vacuum? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5263 Nature abhors a vacuum - but that’s just Aristotle’s opinion. 1.1100 0.03145 100 89 11 0
5264 Could not find the manual. 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
5265 You said that you wanted to “buff up”. Now is your BIG chance! 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5266 I'm going to assume that you have no idea why but, it looks like the Giant in Jack's beanstalk has loaned you his vacuum. Please stop playing with it. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5267 it gets deep into the carpet, greg. im sorry, you just dont do it for me anymore 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5268 Your vacuum sucks!!! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5269 Call me ‘nature’ but… 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5270 Could you please do that during the day,when your vacuum cleaner sounds smaller? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5271 Your dog jumped out of the window and landed on my balcony. What could have scared him like that? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5272 Could I borrow your vacuum cleaner? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5273 So, how long's it been since you threw Roger out? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5274 I hate to complain, but your vacuuming seems exceedingly loud. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5275 You've been told multiple times. No subletting! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5276 You didn’t like dodging the Ruumba, but you insisted on something that covers lots of ground. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5277 So you had the wrong specs on when you bought it and now you are wearing sun glasses. If you promise not to touch this monster any more I will take you to the doctor tomorrow. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5278 I can look past the noise, but I’m disappointed you didn’t go with an American made. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5279 Just wanted to confirm that no one's been injured in your cleaning festival. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
5280 OMG Debbie, when I said your apartment had giant dust bunnies I didn't mean kt literally! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5281 Oh, he thought it was a good time to vacuum? Well, I'd like to give that big jerk a piece of my mind! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5282 I know what you did with my cat. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5283 Any chance you can vacuum during the daytime- or at least get a Dyson? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5284 He just has better suction than you. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5285 Sorry. Amazon was out of beige. 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
5286 I told you on cam that things look bigger in real. Thank you for coming over quick. Get to down to work 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
5287 Tell me you didn't notice 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5288 Windy, does the word ‘emulate’ or ‘obstreperous’ meaning anything to you?” 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
5289 I wish you wouldn't vacuum after ten at night, and my soap got pulled through the drain again. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5290 Please, please. No vacuuming after ten!!" 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5291 Are you hitting on me by any chance? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5292 Ah the joys of apartment living 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5293 But the Delta variant isn’t sleeping! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5294 This is getting to be bigger than the both of us...I'm the one who won night duty! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5295 you wouldn’t believe the amount of baggage it holds. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5296 Would you mind turning it down a bit? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5297 No, I'm from upstairs. It sounds like somebody's head is hitting my floor. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5298 It's 3 am , Miss 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5299 It's so loud I can't even hear myself shrink! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5300 Hi. I was just, uh, passing by. Well here's the truth - I was gonna ask you to please not vacuum so late but nevermind. I'll just go back to bed. I don't want my wife filing a missing persons report in the AM. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5301 You forgot to buy vacuum cleaner bags! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5302 „… and then Earl said ‚Suck it!‘ and the rest is history.“ 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5303 It takes time to vaccum my life, thanks for understanding 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5304 You're no 'Midnight Maid Service.' You're a Saint Bernard-napper! 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
5305 Sarah finally hoovered in the love of her life, Ron. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
5306 It's not the noise, my wife is currently stuck to our ceiling. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5307 Lets take a dip in the Whirling Pool. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5308 Lady, you're in a vacuum 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5309 I’m sure your carpets have never been cleaner but that monstrosity wakes up the whole building. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5310 These are big sweeping hours. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5311 Excuse me, I know you're trying to clean up your 16-month of abandoned flat due to lockdown but we're trying to sleep here. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5312 It's 3 am. Do you think you could switch to your zoom now? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5313 It’s two A.M. lady. That thing totally sucks. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5314 You just sucked up my lighting fixtures. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5315 Wife: "No! You may not come back in. I am still picking up your garbage" 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5316 Do you think it would mind waiting until morning? We’re trying to sleep over here. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5317 I can’t say what I want to say about you, lady, in a family cartoon. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5318 You only call me when you've vacuumed up the cat. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5319 Would you mind not giant vacuuming after 9pm? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5320 Would you mind keeping it down? Our puppy has training in the morning. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5321 Is it okay if I just watch? My wife's doesn't have the same suction power. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5322 Yes I am very depressed but I hear that your place really sucks. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5323 Everything sucks these days, huh?! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5324 Even my hoovering narcissistic mother was more considerate than you. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5325 Isn’t it a little late for a Nature Valley bar? 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
5326 My wife and I live in the apartment below yours and I believe you sucked her up through our ceiling. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
5327 I'm your neighbor downstairs. It's 4:00 in the morning! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5328 It is not the motor so much as it is when it bumps the walls. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
5329 Will you please shut up? I have to defend my heavyweight world boxing championship at 6:30 AM. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5330 When can I borrow it? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5331 I ordered a large one so I could show you that sound doesn 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5332 It's midnight and no machine is gonna fill up the vacuum in your life, except our ears 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5333 Doesn't it suck what the pandemic has done to our night schedules? 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
5334 I appreciate you want a clean apartment but my job requires I sleep sometime. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
5335 A vacuum that large is against nature! 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
5336 Next time you’re getting your kid back without my help. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5337 I think you sucked my dream into your dirt bag. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5338 I was awakened by a giant sucking sound! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5339 Don't try to pull that, "I was just sitting on my couch watching TV with my cat" again. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5340 I though the Vacuum of Space was supposed to be quiet. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5341 I understand your dog is afraid of robovacs. But your giant sized vacuum cleaner is scaring our cat. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5342 I know you only agreed to me having a little get together this evening, but I just hate waking up to a messy house in the morning... 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5343 I was going to swipe it under the rug 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5344 Hi is everything okay?” “Yea I’m just vacuuming.” “Oh…..911 was an inside job. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5345 I couldn't understand why it was so loud. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5346 Is this Carpetbaggers Anonymous? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5347 Steven, Steven! Honey, I love you but you need to vacuum for me ok? Ok? Thankyou 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5348 Don’t be mad. I was swept away. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5349 Be he alive or be he asleep, I need some quiet or my job I don't keep. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5350 They cleaned me out! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5351 Lady it’s 4:00 AM and your giant vacuum is keeping me awake. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5352 My cat is being sucked to the ceiling at the light fixtures! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5353 I get it, the rug won’t vacuum itself. Well neither can I! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5354 Sorry! I set it to Tunes instead of Tools. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5355 Look, if you have to find ways to deal with your insomnia, please switch to a little Dust Buster, OK? The suction from that thing has me stuck on the ceiling like I'm in Poltergeist! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5356 This arrangement really sucks. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
5357 Knock ! Knock ! Hi Marilyn, “the wife asks if you can check your vacuum bag again . She says our girls were last seen playing in your living room” !! 😮 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5358 Couldn't you get one from our local Leisureland store? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5359 You win. I'll fix the muffler on my car. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5360 It’s a beautiful tribute Mrs. Perot but could you not make the great sucking sound after 10pm? 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
5361 The noise was tolerable until that contraption sucked up your coffee table. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5362 HOA rules state no vacuuming between 9 pm - 9 am, and under 20 lbs. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5363 are you finished tidying up yet? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5364 You said super cheap at the super cheap store but you didn't say super loud! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5365 Your new boyfriend sucks 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5366 Let me know when I will be able to go to sleep, thanks! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5367 It looks like that Gladys’ 1950s mating call is a Huge success! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5368 Nothing more important than us 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5369 Is this what you meant by a clean sweep? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5370 Well, nature isn't the only thing that abhors a vacuum. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5371 Mrs. Bunyan, your downstairs neighbors and I have an axe to grind concerning your husband's newfound insomnia. We'd appreciate sleeping like logs again once in a blue moon. 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
5372 When I said I wanted something bigger to work with, I wasn’t referring to a vacuum, Herald. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5373 I’m sorry, but my life is a mess. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5374 Can you keep it down? I can hear you guys sucking from the floor below! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5375 It’s three in the morning! Is it really necessary for you to vacuum with that conspicuously outsized Hoover of archaic design? 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5376 You are a chaotic woman, you can’t even move the thing! 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
5377 : sorry I woke you but I needed to have a large vacuum to get every last swamp dwellers. Would you mind dropping the bag off at the fBI? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5378 —"Now you can pull your own weight around here" —"Oh ha-ha..." 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5379 I can’t get to sleep. How did you get it through the door? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5380 The last neighbor who complained about my noise is over there in my vacuum cleaner. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5381 I heard your vaccuum while sleeping, and I woke up exhausted. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5382 I admire your thoroughness … but your timing sucks big-time! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5383 Yes, it’s noisy but best not to upset my husband. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5384 Can you expect for the full moon night? It's better for the regrowth of the carpet's hair 's ! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5385 How about you and I go out and find you a nice dreamcatcher tomorrow morning? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5386 Hey, I can see the rug again." Jim Dexter Methuen, Mas 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5387 Okay, I'll turn stop playing War of the Worlds with my 7 channel Dolby Atmos surround sound home theater with bass boost at full volume! Agreed? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5388 Perhaps, the giant vacuum in our democracy is due to our Robes Pierre 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5389 I know there is a flex alert, but can you please make an exception for your vacuum and run it before 9 PM? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5390 Submit to my power 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5391 Please work harder on the white noise, I’m trying to sleep 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5392 Sorry about all that noise, it really sucks 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5393 This is just as inconvenient for me as it is for you. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5394 I’m not happy, but at least this explains why I keep seeing Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on the elevator. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5395 Better! “Hey moon, I haven’t seen you since ‘87 when we did the final scenes of SpaceBalls.” 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5396 I don't care if it only wants to vacuum by moonlight!! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5397 Living beneath you really sucks. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5398 No Madam, l live in the penthouse. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5399 I’m thinkin’ that might a bit more power than you can handle, Missy; now can I please have my mattress back! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5400 As a neighbor, you suck big-time! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5401 First it was the fact that your 200 pound Persian Cat likes to jump around a lot. Now it's the shedding. What's next? Dumping the water dish over and over again until there is a lake on my ceiling? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5402 Please stop the carpet bombing! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5403 Have you tried feeding it a low-cal diet? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5404 How cat hair do you have exactly? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5405 Nobody will hear you scream, inside the bag. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5406 My apartment is full of trash. Why don’t ya bring that huge @$#!ing vacuum down and suck up my @$#!ing trash, ya loud noises at three-in-the-@$#!ing-morning, stupid idiot! 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5407 This whole thing sucks big time. 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
5408 No, don't tell me your practicing the Rumba. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5409 It sounds like a tornado is happening up here! 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5410 Tell me you weren’t trying to collect star dust with the vacuum of space. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5411 Im sorry I had sex with your gigantic vacuum cleaner. I thought it was a refrigerator. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5412 Don’t make me walk up here and tell you again. Just because your vacuum is multi-surface does not mean you can use it to shave your legs. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5413 Hey, I heard you got a new portable tanning machine. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5414 I know you don't believe in throwing any thing away, but I think you are taking this to the next level. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5415 i'm scared because of a nightmare can i sleep inside your vacuum cleaner 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5416 Enough already Mrs. McClatchy! This time your super vacuum sucked my chandelier right through the ceiling. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5417 Stop the vacuuming! It makes me want sex! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5418 It only seems loud because it’s in the foreground. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5419 Hey can you please turn that off? I can't enjoy my bathroom acoustics. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5420 Ir prefers to be called Vacuumus Prime. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5421 I'm sorry to bother you ma'am, but that thing of yours destroyed my whole wardrobe & my favorite kite, & ma'am, I can really hold a grudge. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
5422 Jane, it's literally sucking the life out of our marriage. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
5423 I guess it's a question of perspective. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5424 It's a neighbor vacuum, now, what do you want? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5425 I'm baaaaack. Fluffy is stuck to the ceiling again. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5426 Lady, this building's rule is wall-to-wall carpet, not floor-to-ceiling vacuum!" 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5427 It's three o'clock in the morning. When I knocked, I was going to ask if you thought you lived in a vacuum. I've got my answer. Good night! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5428 tell chandelier i 'm sick of the noise he'll just have to flunk the test! 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
5429 Ready for your vacuum? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5430 I'm not ready to be vacuumed up yet. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5431 I represent the apartment board of directors; and we do admire your desire to keep your apartment so very clean; however it does not pass the "growl" laws we have here. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5432 It was you, Mona, taking revenge on tenants critical of your cleaning obsession. You said they went missing, but they’re here, right behind you, Mona. You vacuumed your victims... and they died in the dirt bag! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5433 Hi. It’s 2am. Are you done sucking? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5434 That was no huge sucking sound. Just me vacuuming. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
5435 Yeah.. I'm serious about covid! 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
5436 If you want your Pina Colada chilled, you'll have to bring the ice. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
5437 I hope the cord is long enough to get next door. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5438 Nothing to worry. This is the prototype of the new Jurassic Park 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5439 Honey, it's not what it looks like... 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5440 It’s impressive you can run a big-people’s vacuum, but please don’t do it at night. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5441 You're cheating on me? That sucks. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5442 I’ve had some sucky neighbors before... 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5443 It's not what I meant when I said we need to go bigger on cleaning. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5444 Mr. Boots wasn't in his kennel. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5445 Wow, an en route bear float! 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
5446 The bed vibrating is quite nice. But I prefer you did that in the morning. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5447 I’m in a vacuum state. Don’t excite me. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5448 Normally I would put up with it but my dog is stuck to my ceiling. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5449 It's midnight. Why do you suck so much?" 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5450 Oh - that explains it. Leo Lane Petaluma, CA 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5451 This is not 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5452 My lights flicker when you run that thing. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5453 „He sucks, too. But different.” 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5454 Our vacuum life has taken over us 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5455 You missed a spot." "Where?" "Everywhere, it's not plugged in." 1.0930 0.04258 86 81 2 3
5456 I live five floors above you and you're scaring my dog. 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
5457 It's not just the bed - ALL the furniture is gone from my apartment. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5458 Why isn’t it wireless?” “They said it’s like a Great Dane, you prefer it on the leash 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5459 I know, I know. But, it is the F-350 of vacuum cleaners! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5460 hey i know you dont sleep because of a reason you had to tell me about when you moved in that actually ended my marriage but can please use a larger vacuum? this actually isnt loud enough for me to sleep through,thank you and happy pizza sunday 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5461 I guess that blew up. 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
5462 That vacuum cleaner is unusually large. I don't even understand how you're able to operate it. No offense to you, of course - it's just a very large vacuum cleaner. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5463 Your turn: I warned you it doesn't get easier when you wait so long! 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5464 It's 3AM! Why can't you just discipline your Great Danes in the afternoon? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5465 So this is your new artsy sculpture? I’ve always said that those platters over at Queens resemble roombas. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5466 No worries. This happens every time Fluffy dreams. Perceptions don't always reflect reality. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5467 You wouldn't believe how many Ross Perot impressions I have to deal with. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5468 I know she's upset but I swear, I said nature ADORES her! 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5469 I came to gently ask you to please lay down your giant hoover down by the riverside. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5470 Sorry my cordless one broke so I had to get a real one 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5471 Can you stop sucking so much? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5472 Accidentally vacuuming up your cat does not constitute an emergency. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5473 Would you please shut that vacuum cleaner the fuck up I’m trying to sleep. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5474 You’re new boyfriend is a total airhead. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5475 Give me back my blowjob vacuum, you've had it all day 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5476 I made an executive decision. Your collection of hairballs, antique underwear, and orange peels is gone. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5477 it's true, it's true already! Bigger isn't aways better! 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
5478 How am I supposed to sleep with you playing jump rope with that big cord all night! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5479 You stole Paul Bunyan's lawnmower? 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5480 I don’t see the elephant in the room, Marge! 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
5481 I’m aware that this is a pet friendly building but come on! 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
5482 I don't care who's bigger or louder, you or your vacuum cleaner. The bottom line is serenity now! 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5483 I know it's late,I just like a big clean.. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5484 For Gods sakes, it’s 3am in the morning. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5485 Stop vacuuming now or I’ll be forced to start banging on my ceiling with a giant broom. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5486 Could you turn that darn Godzilla of a vacuum off! It's shaking my bed up there. I can not sleep! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5487 Vacuum has become pregnant with dust! 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5488 How loud it sounds is a matter of perspective. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5489 Hi, just wondering. Are you the owner of that giant truck down in the garage? 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5490 Cant let you in, the vacuum thinks you suck 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
5491 Because it drowns the gaping silence of emptiness. 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5492 I think you sucked up my wife. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5493 Honey, the shower doesn't work, can I take one in there! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5494 Thrilled about your full body workout but... Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5495 Cordless is a lot quieter and not as heavy. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5496 I said I wanted the big VAX, not a big vac. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5497 Excuse me, but have you seen my cat anywhere? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5498 You woke me up. I don't hate your vacuum just because I'm Jim Nature." 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5499 Where'd you get that? I've been looking for a bigger broomstick. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5500 If it came with a plug it could create a black hole, but I bought it anyway as a conversation piece. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5501 This vacuum cleaner is eating up my knitedd boxers hanging on the clothes line !!! 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5502 It’s 2am, I’m trying to sleep, and you’re using a giant vacuum cleaner that makes realistic sex noises? Are you some kind of asshole? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5503 I didn't complain after the werewolf party, but why now? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5504 The only way I don't contact the super is if you come down to my apartment with that monstrosity and vacuum my place. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5505 Yes, it may be loud, but you should see what it sucks up! 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5506 I spilled vitamins on the floor and vacuumed them up! 1.0843 0.03911 83 78 3 2
5507 We live near the airport. The highway out front is always bumper to bumper. But this? 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5508 Have you seen my vacuum? 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5509 It's 3 am…Darling…and you weren't supposed to open your big Birthday present until tommorrow. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5510 Well, I also have a neck massager 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5511 'if you don't wake the fuck up right now, america is dead' 1.0833 0.04311 72 68 2 2
5512 Madam, I’m your neighbor below, my cat is stuck to the ceiling because of running that thing. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5513 I can't believe you're dumping me for this blowhard! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5514 We’ve received complaints about a train running through this apartment. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5515 Is that one of those new "Sucks the Air Out of the Room Downstairs" models? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5516 All I need is one more hour, one more hour! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5517 I know you said your apartment's a big mess,but do you really have to use THAT thing? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5518 I get the influencing side hustle, just not at 2AM 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5519 - Sorry, but this is the 'tall' version! 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5520 The noise of that monstrosity is having a vacuum-ulatory effect on my nerves. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5521 When I asked you to “keep it down,” I meant the noise, not the size of the vacuum. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5522 I don't know where your husband is! 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5523 Hi there! JACK said he'd be right by to help, but he was a little worried about head clearance. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5524 Would you mind if I plugged into your Volcano-Vac's memory port? I'd like to remember who I've been sleeping with before she wakes up. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5525 This totally SUCKS 😒 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5526 Extreme Nocturnal Vacuuming" is not a thing, Wendy. In the same way that "Extreme Daytime Vacuuming" was not a thing, Wendy. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
5527 So just moved in from the “Land of the Giants” and looking for help ? 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
5528 My rug is getting sucked to the ceiling. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5529 Can I come in now ? I am fully vaccinated now Molly. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5530 Too big? You just don‘t understand perspective! 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
5531 It sounds like you're doing more than sweeping with that thing. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5532 Did they say anything about the noise it makes when you bought it 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5533 Have you seen my cat Furball? 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5534 You texted me, got me out of bed, because you 'live in a vacuum'!?! 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5535 Sorry for the noise. It was a long quarantine. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5536 Sure, I was angry with your noise but I will be more than happy to know that how you turn that on. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5537 I don’t care how you got the damn thing, it’s 4:00 AM. Turn it off. 1.0778 0.03249 90 84 5 1
5538 Will you please not vacuum after 10 at might? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5539 Please turn off that 'Sucker'--My wife is on the ceiling! 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5540 Man: Whoa! that is a huge vacuum cleaner Woman: Well yeah, it has a human dustbag too 1.0759 0.03936 79 75 2 2
5541 As soon as your husband gets out of that ridiculous machine I want to speak to to him about the noise coming from your apartment. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5542 Because the Roomba took my husband. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5543 You're always rolling on the carpet at all hours of the night. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5544 I gotta thank you for taking care of my springtail problem. Good night! 1.0755 0.02578 106 98 8 0
5545 but will I be able to breathe in there 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5546 This tired gag sucks... BIG TIME!! 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5547 Yes, I admit it. I am the one who told the landlord about your cat. I'm sorry he made you get rid of it. Can we move on? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
5548 And I live three floors down!" Andy Mathieson, Long Beach, Cali 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
5549 Can I sleep over, the noise from outside is egregious, or whatever. 1.0735 0.04353 68 65 1 2
5550 Your vessel to the metaverse awaits you. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
5551 HELLO!! I'M JACK, YOUR DOWNSTAIR'S NEIGHBOR. WHERE'S THE BIG GUY I JUST HEARD STOMPING AROUND WITH THE VACUUM? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5552 Is Riss Perot here? I hear a great sucking sound. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
5553 Hush this giant's cacophony, Ms. Philip! 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5554 Did you see the Groupon for the new Roomba? 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5555 Can I speak with your husband! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5556 Dude, you're keeping me up with your vacuum fucking. Can you set it to hardwood at least? 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5557 you sucked my bed up to the ceiling 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5558 Look Karen I know the infants are loud but frankly your attitude suck. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5559 Louise, you and that vacuum are not good for each other! 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5560 Look, just because you live in it doesn't mean that your actions don't have an impact on everyone around you. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5561 Thanks for coming over, Dustin. You know, I live alone here in a vacuum… 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5562 He just said,"I wanna clean again! Not just suck up popcorn, rubber bands and ashes!" 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5563 I would’ve cooked up sooner, but I’ve been stuck to my ceiling. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5564 It’s the better quality food we’ve dropped on the floor 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5565 wow, look at all that ‘cuum. ha, that’s just what me and some of my friends call ‘em on discord. it’s funnier written out. which, by the way, have you noticed how much people talk about cum online? it’s weird, talking about cum. you got a boyfriend? 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5566 My Rumba can't find it's charger. OH - looks like the Biden economy is working for you. I can spare some dirt. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5567 I wanna be your vacuum cleaner 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5568 It's none of my business, but that vacuum has been in half the apartments in the building. Once the dirt runs out, its on to the next floor plan. 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
5569 It was so much to clean, the vacuum grows bigger to get the work done! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5570 I lose enough sleep from all the big things that suck in my life so can you please keep yours down? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5571 Do you mind keeping the racket down? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
5572 C’mon, Susan. That amount of sucking is the last thing I want to hear at 2AM. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5573 Well, at least you realize now, how well it sucks. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5574 Can I borrow a cup of sugar… and what are you doing Friday night? 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5575 I thought it sounded louder because I'm in the unit directly below you. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5576 My roommate is sucking the life out of me. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5577 Hello neighbour, cleaning service on demand! Hopefully, the sooner we clean up, the sooner we go to sleep. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5578 What do you still need that for? I thought I already told you to get rid of your big red dog! 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5579 Could I please use your shower? 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
5580 Goddamit, it sucked my broom up! 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
5581 State-of-the-art Dyson? Pensez-vous que je suis impressionné? 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
5582 You just sucked my wife! 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
5583 The other tenants and I have a complaint about your late night habits. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
5584 Excuse me, miss, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? The church told me not to go out proselytising in my bathrobe and I told ‘em they could eat my ass! 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5585 The infomartial said the bigger the better 1.0508 0.03764 59 57 1 1
5586 Excuse me. "Cleanliness is next to Godliness" Not right next door to it! 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
5587 Sorry — have you ever seen the movie, Maximum Overdrive? 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
5588 Helen, I told your husband it was too big a unit for that size of apartment. Now it blew out the circuit breaker and my mother who had covid and was using an intubator died last night when we lost our power" 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5589 Once Again Shirley.. Your vibrating my Good China off the shelf.. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
5590 I’m surprised you heard me knocking. That vacuum cleaner is very loud. Please be more considerate at this hour. Perhaps you can wait until the morning? Also, my wife is missing. Did you accidentally vacuum her up? That thing sure is big enough. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5591 You better change the setting on that vacuum or I will report you to the condo board! 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5592 Can you please stop your giant vacuum, I'm trying to sleep. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
5593 Your parents suddenly felt like leaving. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
5594 I didn't know you were already committed... 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
5595 Wanna shiver? I’ve got Sharks downstairs. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5596 It’s the giant dust bunnies that are keeping me awake, 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5597 The incessant noise at this hour really sucks. 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
5598 I gave up getting small, but still wanted to get stuck in the vacuum cleaner” courtesy of @stevemartintogo 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
5599 would you please not vacuum in the middle of the night. We need our sleep 1.0380 0.02164 79 76 3 0
5600 I know, but after three vacuums, the whole carpet will be sucked up, and there'll be no more noise. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5601 Hey Carol, I know it's short notice but we're having friends over to watch the NBA finals, totally casual, and you and Bill are free HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT IS ONE HUGE ASS MOTHERFUCKING VACUUM CLEANER! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT IN HERE? FUUCK. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
5602 'Is it a bird, is a plane...no, it's your hippopotamus sized hoover' C.J Rolfe, London UK 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
5603 When I lent it to my smartvac, I didn't say "talk to it"! 'Must've overheard you mention that "Nature abhors" him, ... so now he's just expanding to fill all available space ... indoors! 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
5604 Sorry if it’s keeping you awake. They say it’s only a matter of time before robot vacuum cleaners will be smaller and quieter. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
5605 It really sucks when you’re below that thing. 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
5606 I ordered it online. 1.0253 0.01779 79 77 2 0
5607 I’m in the apartment below and when you vacuum, that thing is sucking the covers off my bed and up to my ceiling. Cut it out. I’d thought I needed an exorcist. 1.0141 0.01418 71 70 1 0