Contest #766


Cartoon

766

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I sent my wife up an hour ago about the noise. Have you seen her?”
  2. “What a coincidence! I couldn’t sleep either!”
  3. “Do you mind? I’m trying to play the drums downstairs.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-08-09T01:21:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-08-23T01:21:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-08-17T01:21:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued August 23, 2021
Number of captions 5608
Number of responses 731238
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Well played, Fran. The tuba will be gone by morning. 1.8661 0.01038 6237 2567 1938 1732
1 Sorry. I misunderstood the "huge vacuum in your life" remark. 1.8359 0.01511 2809 1169 932 708
2 What a coincidence! I couldn't sleep either! 1.8297 0.01512 2649 1066 968 615
3 I hope my knocking on your door for the last 20 minutes didn't disturb you. 1.8155 0.01262 3945 1671 1331 943
4 Yes, I'm pretty sure the noise is coming from your apartment." 1.8139 0.01233 3961 1630 1438 893
5 Ok you win, I'll turn down Fox News. 1.8070 0.01388 3451 1544 1029 878
6 I'd be okay with it, but my Roomba won't come out from under the bed. 1.8011 0.01576 2559 1118 832 609
7 Don’t make me get out the bagpipes. 1.8009 0.01568 2571 1119 845 607
8 Yes, I'm pretty sure it's coming from your apartment! 1.8000 0.02358 1075 450 390 235
9 I sent my wife up an hour ago about the noise. Have you seen her? 1.7999 0.01220 4218 1831 1400 987
10 You win. I'll give up the saxophone. 1.7972 0.01379 3160 1335 1131 694
11 Just when I thought nothing could suck more than 2020… 1.7966 0.01363 3530 1590 1068 872
12 I'm not complaining about the noise ; my kids are stuck to the ceiling. 1.7952 0.01477 2969 1328 921 720
13 No, we haven't met. I'm from three streets over. 1.7943 0.01595 2392 1024 836 532
14 Have you tried unplugging it and leaving it unplugged? 1.7893 0.01453 2990 1325 970 695
15 I hear you have dirt on everyone in the building. 1.7863 0.01406 3140 1382 1047 711
16 You win. I'll cancel the trombone lessons. 1.7858 0.01501 2727 1193 927 608
17 Nature’s not the only thing that abhors a vacuum. 1.7844 0.01456 3099 1423 921 755
18 I'm one floor below. I believe you have my chandelier. 1.7797 0.01377 3209 1407 1102 700
19 To begin with, I am not anti-vacs. 1.7765 0.01334 3616 1657 1110 849
20 I’ll tell you what sucks. 1.7762 0.01443 3029 1370 967 692
21 But you must have seen her! She came up to ask you to keep the noise down. 1.7755 0.01722 2067 917 697 453
22 Yes, I'm sure the noise is coming from your apartment! 1.7755 0.01116 4904 2172 1661 1071
23 It's not only nature that abhors a vacuum 1.7746 0.01427 3124 1424 980 720
24 You're why the city never sleeps. 1.7735 0.01396 3117 1380 1063 674
25 Would you check anyway? It’s the ceiling pendant fixture, my 300-page manuscript, and an orange tabby. 1.7705 0.01454 3007 1380 937 690
26 I am from the apartment that used to be below yours." 1.7672 0.01614 2384 1082 775 527
27 I hate to disturb you. 1.7671 0.02125 1314 578 464 272
28 You could say I’m anti-vacs. 1.7657 0.01342 3457 1575 1117 765
29 I'm from downstairs. I think you have my toupee. 1.7606 0.01825 1821 822 613 386
30 Below you? No, I’m on the next block over. 1.7606 0.01547 2414 1055 882 477
31 Sorry to bother you, but my cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.7573 0.01447 2851 1281 981 589
32 Like nature, I too abhor a vacuum. 1.7551 0.01707 2107 968 687 452
33 Check the bag for a ceiling fan and a terrier 1.7537 0.01840 1770 802 602 366
34 The cat is hanging from the drapes, the dog is hiding under the bed, and my wife is missing, although that is probably unrelated. 1.7516 0.01942 1602 732 536 334
35 Eureka! 1.7507 0.02110 1424 673 433 318
36 This is the only time I would consider myself anti-vacs 1.7487 0.01334 3562 1688 1081 793
37 It’s 2am. Im here to tell you it’s clean enough. 1.7386 0.01544 2437 1109 856 472
38 That's a relief. Rumors say you have a giant vibrator 1.7386 0.01604 2433 1162 745 526
39 I woke up on the ceiling. 1.7348 0.01775 1855 853 641 361
40 I live on the second floor. Three blocks away. 1.7201 0.01666 2204 1069 683 452
41 Never vacuum Viagra. 1.7062 0.01956 1821 980 396 445
42 Actually, I live two buildings over. 1.7025 0.01847 1768 874 546 348
43 So it’s exactly what it sounded like. 1.7024 0.01831 1697 810 582 305
44 My miniature poodle is missing..... Would you mind just checking? 1.7021 0.01816 1705 809 595 301
45 You win. Bring back the piano. 1.7012 0.02060 1369 663 452 254
46 Do you mind? I'm trying to play the drums downstairs. 1.6978 0.02035 1446 717 449 280
47 Neighbors abhor a vacuum. 1.6975 0.02109 1570 857 331 382
48 We’re getting complaints from the local cemetery. 1.6970 0.02085 1551 829 363 359
49 No, I don't think I am blowing this out of proportion. 1.6956 0.01949 1534 751 499 284
50 You're keeping me awake ... and I live in Cleveland. 1.6954 0.01964 1530 755 486 289
51 I'm looking for my cat. 1.6951 0.01909 1512 717 539 256
52 I haven't seen my wife since she came up here to complain about the noise. 1.6928 0.02035 1465 738 439 288
53 Have you considered a breed that sheds a lot less? 1.6918 0.02225 1129 543 391 195
54 My wife won’t go to sleep until she finds out what kind of vibrator you’re using down here. 1.6904 0.02099 1418 730 397 291
55 Excuse me, I think you have my chandelier. 1.6848 0.02089 1304 641 433 230
56 OK, I'll give up the bagpipes! 1.6831 0.02151 1259 629 400 230
57 I have a mother-in-law, and a financial opportunity for you. 1.6823 0.02195 1259 645 369 245
58 And why exactly does it use body-bags? 1.6817 0.02226 1222 626 359 237
59 I heard he left a giant vacuum, but I didn’t think that’s what they meant. 1.6779 0.02282 1214 642 321 251
60 I'm not anti-vacs, but.... 1.6757 0.02237 1178 600 360 218
61 You win. The parrot goes. 1.6756 0.02198 1122 545 396 181
62 You win. I'll sell my tuba. 1.6741 0.02295 1120 572 341 207
63 I just came up to see if my earplugs were disturbing you. 1.6722 0.02405 1080 572 290 218
64 I'm Paul from 1B. I think you have my chandelier. 1.6686 0.02419 1044 549 292 203
65 The heavy metal band upstairs can't hear themselves scream. 1.6680 0.02340 1021 511 338 172
66 I’m not anti-vac, but this is ridiculous. 1.6640 0.02467 985 516 284 185
67 Nature especially abhors it at 3 a.m. 1.6618 0.02492 955 499 280 176
68 I'm impressed that you heard me knock. 1.6597 0.02346 961 473 342 146
69 OK, OK, I submit - if you sell your vacuum, I'll sell my bagpipes 1.6595 0.02527 925 484 272 169
70 Once I leave you Linda, there'll be a great big vacuum in your life that you can never fill. 1.6590 0.02568 909 480 259 170
71 Nature abhors a vacuum . . . especially after 10 p.m. 1.6580 0.02612 924 503 234 187
72 Downstairs neighbor?! I live three blocks away! 1.6569 0.02477 953 498 284 171
73 I think my Ambien might work better if YOU take it. 1.6541 0.02610 876 465 249 162
74 Lady, I don’t live downstairs, I live THREE BLOCKS away. 1.6533 0.02601 848 441 260 147
75 Fine...I'll take the Trump sign down. 1.6513 0.02721 823 444 222 157
76 Can you turn it off? My cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.6505 0.02619 844 443 253 148
77 Hi. I live down the block. 1.6475 0.02619 834 437 254 143
78 I, like Nature, abhor a vacuum. 1.6452 0.02811 806 450 192 164
79 The black void of interstellar space called. They need their vacuum back. 1.6439 0.02756 775 415 221 139
80 Can you turn that off? I'd like to get my piano off the ceiling. 1.6433 0.02707 771 404 238 129
81 When I heard you cleaned up big, I figured you'd won the lottery 1.6425 0.02639 744 373 264 107
82 Look, I know you said you haven't seen my cat, but your vacuum just meowed." 1.6398 0.02682 783 412 241 130
83 I really don't care how large a vacuum he left in your life. 1.6389 0.02842 720 386 208 126
84 What noise? There is no sound in a vacuum! 1.6373 0.02784 739 394 219 126
85 That’s a Hoover? Damn. 1.6343 0.02945 700 387 182 131
86 It's 2 a.m. Can't you get a prescription for an overactive hoover? 1.6317 0.03308 676 420 85 171
87 My wife's Yorkie is stuck to the ceiling again. 1.6307 0.02891 685 369 200 116
88 Nature is not the only who who abhors a vacuum. 1.6304 0.02984 652 354 185 113
89 My PTSD would greatly appreciate if your OCD could possibly wait until later this P.M 1.6266 0.03092 616 339 168 109
90 I’m not anti-vacs, but this is getting ridiculous. 1.6255 0.02967 713 407 166 140
91 I'm missing my sleep, a child, two pets and the will to live. 1.6246 0.02999 674 378 171 125
92 You're leaving me for this dirt bag?! 1.6242 0.03089 644 364 158 122
93 You now have an entire building of anti vac-ers." 1.6215 0.03082 634 356 162 116
94 My wife wants to thank you for drowning out my snoring. 1.6209 0.02861 604 307 219 78
95 I want my ceiling fan back. 1.6206 0.02995 601 319 191 91
96 Well , I’’M telling you that sound DOES exist in a vacuum !!! 1.6206 0.03129 593 327 164 102
97 I can still hear it barking in there. 1.6204 0.02972 619 331 192 96
98 Actually, I live a few blocks away. 1.6192 0.02883 667 360 201 106
99 I can't hear my white noise machine. 1.6161 0.03029 607 330 180 97
100 I’ve told you -I’m an anti-vac-er! 1.6151 0.03140 569 311 166 92
101 Jet Blue called. They want their engine back. 1.6144 0.03020 612 334 180 98
102 It's not the vacuuming,it's your husband screaming in the bag. 1.6144 0.03143 599 337 156 106
103 Would you let my cat out of the bag? 1.6142 0.03168 565 311 161 93
104 Would you mind? My cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.6128 0.03300 576 335 129 112
105 And is there a Mister Clean? 1.6123 0.03218 552 306 154 92
106 I can deal with the noise but my wife is stuck to the ceiling. 1.6114 0.03035 633 355 169 109
107 Ma’am, I hate to complain, but your vacuum is dragging me around my ceiling. 1.6105 0.03262 516 281 155 80
108 It's not the noise I mind, it's the fact my cat keeps getting stuck to the ceiling 1.6091 0.03281 550 312 141 97
109 I’m sorry but it’s the only model guaranteed to drown out the sound of your neighbors watching Fox News. 1.6085 0.03354 516 290 138 88
110 My nature abhors your vacuum. 1.6082 0.03245 564 321 143 100
111 I'm from downstairs. I believe you have my toupee. 1.6078 0.03230 561 317 147 97
112 No. The noise isn't bothering me. My wife is stuck on the ceiling. 1.6070 0.03290 542 307 141 94
113 My wife would like you check your dustbin for our cat again. 1.6065 0.03057 554 295 182 77
114 You have my cat stuck to the ceiling again! 1.6028 0.03229 564 322 144 98
115 Could you please turn it off? I can't get my cat off the ceiling. 1.5996 0.03354 497 278 140 79
116 I am not overreacting! I live a mile from here! 1.5992 0.03450 499 288 123 88
117 Some of us are trying to sweep, you know. 1.5983 0.03424 473 264 135 74
118 No, here's the deal--you keep that thing unplugged, I keep this robe tied. 1.5983 0.03570 468 271 114 83
119 Nature called. She abhors your vacuum. 1.5981 0.03287 535 305 140 90
120 It’s over….You just suck all the air out a room 1.5961 0.03182 510 276 164 70
121 No, I'm not your downstairs neighbor—I live across the damn street 1.5949 0.03153 511 275 168 68
122 Yes, we all know you stopped vacuuming earlier. This time I’m here about your vibrator. 1.5949 0.03553 469 272 115 82
123 I liked you better when you were a hoarder. 1.5934 0.03505 455 257 126 72
124 I believe you have my toupee. 1.5892 0.03277 538 311 137 90
125 I can’t hear myself pound on the ceiling. 1.5863 0.03371 452 248 143 61
126 You win. I’ll get rid of my home bowling alley. 1.5858 0.03460 437 242 134 61
127 Sorry, it looked normal size on the website. 1.5854 0.03478 439 245 131 63
128 I don’t care that it takes you half the time. 1.5852 0.03265 458 246 156 56
129 Ok, I return my new speakers, you return the vacuum. 1.5849 0.03510 424 235 130 59
130 Sorry to bother you but my wife is stuck to our ceiling. 1.5847 0.03570 443 255 117 71
131 You mind turning that off? Our cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.5839 0.03469 471 272 123 76
132 I’m sorry, did I wake you up? 1.5837 0.03423 406 216 143 47
133 May I have my chandelier back, please? 1.5830 0.03288 470 258 150 62
134 Hi, I'm Dan from down below. I've been stuck to my bedroom ceiling for the last forty-five minutes. 1.5821 0.03857 402 239 92 71
135 Well it really sucks for me, too. 1.5817 0.03678 404 230 113 61
136 I'm here on behalf of the 5 floors above and below you. 1.5812 0.03567 437 251 118 68
137 I preferred when you were obsessed with clog dancing. 1.5793 0.03398 416 224 143 49
138 Have you seen my wife? She came down earlier to complain about the noise. 1.5793 0.03395 473 270 132 71
139 Miss Mittens has been stuck to the ceiling for the last hour. 1.5784 0.03484 453 260 124 69
140 I live downstairs. I'd like my chandelier back. 1.5778 0.03530 424 239 125 60
141 I hope my snoring wasn’t disturbing you. 1.5774 0.03632 381 210 122 49
142 The noise is bearable, it’s being dragged around the ceiling I don’t appreciate 1.5766 0.03601 418 239 117 62
143 could you turn it on again? I was just starting to fall asleep. 1.5756 0.03574 410 231 122 57
144 It’s not as big as the one between your ears. 1.5754 0.03863 391 232 93 66
145 The cat's stuck to my ceiling again. 1.5752 0.03888 379 223 94 62
146 Remember Mark, your bagpipe playing ex boyfriend? I liked him better 1.5749 0.03498 414 230 130 54
147 And it was in this moment that Jack regretted his move to Texas, seeing for himself that everything was in fact, bigger. 1.5729 0.03675 398 228 112 58
148 What brings me here? Oh, I don’t know. 1.5718 0.03433 411 225 137 49
149 I don't care that it's quiet for its size. 1.5717 0.03413 446 252 133 61
150 No, not Hoover Dam. I mean your damn Hoover! 1.5711 0.03716 422 252 99 71
151 No, it's when you turn it off and the cat drops to the floor. 1.5711 0.03533 401 223 127 51
152 And so it was that Frank and his twenty one cats met the woman of his dreams 1.5711 0.03774 387 225 103 59
153 Hoover, damn! 1.5707 0.03628 382 213 120 49
154 Let's just say the cat is missing and the dog has no fur. 1.5690 0.03592 420 243 115 62
155 I don't care if you only have to change the bag once a year, it's got to go. 1.5685 0.03653 394 225 114 55
156 I get that your divorce left a giant vacuum in your life, but could you turn it off at night? 1.5684 0.03474 431 245 127 59
157 I think you may have my dog. 1.5683 0.03675 417 246 105 66
158 I'm not an anti Vacs"er but I am tryin g to get some sleep. 1.5668 0.03804 374 217 102 55
159 The neighbors below the neighbors below me are complaining. 1.5668 0.03662 367 204 118 45
160 Excuse me, but I believe you have my chandelier! 1.5664 0.03938 369 220 89 60
161 We live in the unit below. Our chandelier is missing. 1.5639 0.03478 399 221 131 47
162 Hi, I'm Alan. I live downstairs. Even though it's 2:00 in the morning, I thought I'd introduce myself. 1.5625 0.03834 368 215 99 54
163 Could you keep it down? I can't hear the thoughts that are keeping me up. 1.5615 0.03613 374 209 120 45
164 When you said you had a large vacuum in your life, I thought you meant someone close to you had died. 1.5615 0.03862 374 222 94 58
165 You haven't seen our dog, have you? Pekinese?...barks constantly? 1.5615 0.03837 358 207 101 50
166 Loud? Wait till you hear the leaf blower I got with it! 1.5609 0.03709 353 197 114 42
167 Nature abhors a vacuum; so do I at 2:00 a.m. 1.5589 0.03792 399 241 93 65
168 Nature abhors a vacuum, especially this time of night. 1.5585 0.03956 376 230 82 64
169 Could you turn it off I need to get the wife off the ceiling? 1.5580 0.03662 362 203 116 43
170 I just came for my chandelier. 1.5570 0.03669 395 231 108 56
171 I believe you have my chandelier. 1.5565 0.03975 363 220 84 59
172 I'm here to complain on behalf of the 400 block of East 82nd Street. 1.5553 0.03851 371 221 94 56
173 You’re solution to everything can’t just be ‘suck it up’ 1.5546 0.04217 339 211 68 60
174 I'm Henderson from the apartment below. Can you turn that thing off my cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.5544 0.03896 377 229 87 61
175 Uuum, my chandelier just disappeared… any ideas? 1.5540 0.03608 361 201 120 40
176 Nature abhors it. 1.5530 0.03766 349 199 107 43
177 Nature is not the only one. 1.5526 0.03891 342 199 97 46
178 Oh Bill, what is the unexpected pleasure. Come on in, we can talk about your son’s new drum set 1.5506 0.04164 336 207 73 56
179 I abhor your vacuum. 1.5495 0.04190 313 188 78 47
180 Can you turn it off? All my stuff is stuck to my ceiling. 1.5492 0.03609 386 223 114 49
181 And you wonder why you’re still single. 1.5492 0.03920 315 179 99 37
182 No, I'm from three floors down. 1.5489 0.03820 348 202 101 45
183 My chandelier just disappeared through the ceiling. 1.5482 0.03679 363 208 111 44
184 I thought I heard your husband screaming. 1.5478 0.03879 356 212 93 51
185 You've got our ceiling fan in there. 1.5477 0.03690 367 212 109 46
186 Congratulations! You drowned out the planes from LaGuardia! 1.5470 0.03749 362 211 104 47
187 Hey, we had spoken earlier today about your post on Craigslist. Are you still looking for a giant dirtbag? 1.5464 0.04207 302 180 79 43
188 Yes, size does matter. 1.5459 0.03627 381 221 112 48
189 Ok, deal. I agree not to investigate your husband's mysterious disappearance, and you agree to keep it down. 1.5457 0.03879 361 217 91 53
190 Can you please turn that off? My cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.5449 0.03942 334 197 92 45
191 It's not so much about the noise as it is about the disappearance of my wife. 1.5422 0.04094 308 182 85 41
192 Despite what you think, sound DOES travel in a vacuum. 1.5418 0.04069 323 194 83 46
193 You're pulling my Chihuahua around the ceiling. 1.5417 0.04301 312 194 67 51
194 Well, it certainly DOES suck. 1.5410 0.03847 329 190 100 39
195 Sorry, I don’t know where my husband is. 1.5409 0.03775 379 229 95 55
196 I think you have my chandelier. 1.5409 0.04166 318 194 76 48
197 I've been knocking for an hour! 1.5405 0.04211 309 188 75 46
198 So this is why my cat keeps getting stuck to the ceiling. 1.5404 0.03983 322 190 90 42
199 So your husband’s passing really did leave a giant vacuum in your life. 1.5399 0.04145 313 189 79 45
200 My wife was going to stop by earlier and complain about the loud noise, but hasn't returned. 1.5391 0.03848 345 204 96 45
201 It’s not your effort at cleanliness, I mind. It’s my waking up levitating, as a result of it! 1.5380 0.04066 316 189 84 43
202 You act like it's no big thing. 1.5378 0.03590 370 213 115 42
203 Congratulations, Doris. You've taken 'passive-aggressive' to a whole new level. 1.5377 0.04210 292 174 79 39
204 I believe you have my ceiling fan. 1.5372 0.04167 296 176 81 39
205 What do you even see in that huge dirt bag? 1.5368 0.04402 285 175 67 43
206 I see Costco is selling their own vacuums now 1.5361 0.04193 291 173 80 38
207 Your dog just called us from Cleveland to ask if you’re finished vacuuming. 1.5359 0.04294 306 190 68 48
208 I want to thank you for vacuuming our apartment as well. Now all of our dust is on the ceiling. 1.5358 0.03920 321 188 94 39
209 The doorman said you have all the dirt on the tenants. 1.5357 0.03949 336 202 88 46
210 Have you seen my chihuaha anywhere? 1.5350 0.03873 329 193 96 40
211 The Dawn of the Anti-vacs Movement" 1.5342 0.04211 292 175 78 39
212 I got it at Costco. 1.5337 0.04135 326 202 74 50
213 I can see why nature hates it. 1.5331 0.04184 302 183 77 42
214 Why is it always about size with you? 1.5326 0.04194 291 174 79 38
215 I believe you have a couple of my ceiling fixtures. . 1.5325 0.04018 308 182 88 38
216 Oh yeah? Well I'm the dirtbag from downstairs... 1.5314 0.04148 303 183 79 41
217 Where the hell are my pants?! 1.5300 0.04155 317 196 74 47
218 Have you seen Mittens? 1.5298 0.04084 285 166 87 32
219 It's Doug, from downstairs. My cat is stuck to the ceiling. Any idea why? 1.5296 0.04138 304 184 79 41
220 Well, that explains why my toupee was stuck to the ceiling. 1.5294 0.04385 272 165 70 37
221 What the hell do you mean, "describe him"? He's a cat, he answers to the name "Kitty-puss", and he's missing. 1.5292 0.04580 257 158 62 37
222 You're levitating the furniture downstairs. 1.5287 0.03974 331 201 85 45
223 I hate to bother you, but have you seen my cat?" 1.5281 0.03933 303 176 94 33
224 Hi, I'm your downstairs neighbor. Have you seen my cat? 1.5277 0.04029 307 183 86 38
225 Life is messy, Margaret. Just sweep your problems under the rug like the rest of us. 1.5273 0.04093 311 189 80 42
226 Must you sing while you vacuum?" 1.5271 0.04365 258 153 74 31
227 Have you seen my wife? 1.5265 0.04167 283 168 81 34
228 I suddenly understand why nature abhors a vacuum. 1.5261 0.04381 287 179 65 43
229 Nature abhors a vacuum. Neighbors abhor a giant, loud vacuum. 1.5258 0.04179 310 192 73 45
230 Wow, that must really suck. 1.5257 0.04417 272 167 67 38
231 My dog, sofa and two chairs are stuck on my ceiling, could you turn it off now? 1.5257 0.03766 350 209 98 43
232 I want us to be good neighbors, but I feel like there is a giant vacuum between us. 1.5233 0.04365 258 154 73 31
233 And you must be MRS. Hoover. 1.5230 0.04344 283 175 68 40
234 The Hoover! Damn! 1.5187 0.04531 268 169 59 40
235 I never thought I’d miss your drum set. 1.5181 0.04057 276 161 87 28
236 Would you mind waiting one more night to do that? My mother-in-law arrives in the morning. 1.5180 0.04077 305 186 80 39
237 There's a large hole in my ceiling, and my cat is missing... 1.5180 0.03744 361 220 95 46
238 Let me guess--you're from Texas. 1.5175 0.04106 286 171 82 33
239 That must suck on so many different levels.” 1.5175 0.04154 315 198 71 46
240 If you saw the size of the roaches, you’d understand. 1.5174 0.04179 259 151 82 26
241 I know it sucks, that's the point! 1.5169 0.04451 267 166 64 37
242 Nature's not the only one who abhors a vacuum. 1.5163 0.04141 337 218 64 55
243 Okay, I’m sorry I complained about your Roomba. 1.5158 0.04379 285 180 63 42
244 Knock it off. Or I get out the bagpipes. 1.5157 0.04096 287 172 82 33
245 I don’t mind the noise so much, but you just sucked up my chandelier. 1.5155 0.04118 258 149 85 24
246 It's been 3 hours since my wife came up to borrow a cup of sugar. Have you seen her? 1.5138 0.04123 290 176 79 35
247 Do I have to say it? 1.5126 0.04298 277 171 70 36
248 I respect your opinion, but size actually does matter. 1.5125 0.04257 240 139 79 22
249 I don't mind that you're running your vacuum cleaner at midnight. But your shouting, "Ride 'em, cowboy!" has got to stop! 1.5125 0.04221 281 172 74 35
250 You win. I’ll turn my television down. 1.5117 0.04393 256 156 69 31
251 Wanna know what sucks big time? 1.5110 0.04358 272 169 67 36
252 It's when the couch falls back down from the ceiling that I find so annoying. 1.5098 0.04190 255 150 80 25
253 Fine, I’ll stop playing music after 10. 1.5077 0.04377 260 160 68 32
254 Larry from 3C down the hall We haven’t heard or seen your husband since he screamed that you treated him like dirt. You guys ok? 1.5065 0.04980 231 151 43 37
255 It's not the noise, it's the fact that all my furniture is stuck to the ceiling. 1.5061 0.04621 247 156 57 34
256 It's not just nature that abhors this one. 1.5061 0.04439 247 151 67 29
257 It is NOT the moral equivalent of my new puppy. 1.5059 0.04252 253 151 76 26
258 And in exchange, I'll switch from the bass to the viola. 1.5058 0.04275 257 155 74 28
259 So it IS true, size DOES matter?" 1.5052 0.04141 291 180 75 36
260 Me? I've spent the last three hours stuck to my ceiling. What's new with you? 1.5040 0.04543 250 157 60 33
261 My furniture is stuck to my ceiling. Will you be finished soon? 1.5036 0.04240 274 169 72 33
262 Can you turn that thing off for a second so I can get my cat off the ceiling? 1.5035 0.04174 288 179 73 36
263 It’s not the noise, it’s just that now all the cat hair is on my ceiling. 1.5023 0.04816 219 137 54 28
264 I can hardly hear my leaf blower. 1.5022 0.04634 225 138 61 26
265 I woke up when I hit the ceiling. 1.5022 0.04729 227 142 56 29
266 Well, all I know is that a chandelier was hanging from my dining room ceiling until five minutes ago. 1.5020 0.04336 255 156 70 29
267 Hasn't this year sucked enough of the life out of me? 1.5000 0.04785 210 129 57 24
268 Well that's the thing--I live three floors below you. 1.5000 0.04563 246 155 59 32
269 I said I was a big fan of hoover dam!.. not a big damn Hoover fan! 1.5000 0.04301 252 153 72 27
270 I’ve come to get my chandelier back. 1.4981 0.04315 265 165 68 32
271 Would you mind not vacuuming between the hours of 9 P.M. and never? 1.4981 0.04180 259 156 77 26
272 It's not the noise that's keeping me awake. It's the constant hitting my head on the ceiling everytime you pass over my bed" 1.4978 0.04761 225 142 54 29
273 Can I have me ceiling fan back, please 1.4961 0.04348 254 157 68 29
274 I heard a man scream. Where's your husband? Is he okay? 1.4958 0.04649 240 153 55 32
275 Are you almost done? My cat's stuck to the ceiling. 1.4958 0.04632 236 149 57 30
276 I’m here to inform you, like nature,your neighbors abhor a vacuum. 1.4957 0.04683 230 145 56 29
277 Good morning, have you seen my cat? 1.4942 0.04251 259 159 72 28
278 My blankets are stuck to the ceiling. 1.4941 0.04227 255 155 74 26
279 I said the biggest retailer of electrical appliances, not the retailer of the biggest electrical appliances. 1.4935 0.04586 231 144 60 27
280 I think your vacuum has my ceiling fan. 1.4921 0.04409 252 158 64 30
281 So I guess size does matter, Elaine. 1.4914 0.04771 232 150 50 32
282 I get it – when you can't sleep, you vacuum. Thing is, it's the other way around for everyone else in the building. 1.4908 0.04315 273 174 64 35
283 Don’t make me get out my tuba. 1.4904 0.04156 261 159 76 26
284 Any chance you've seen Fluffy? 1.4903 0.04380 257 162 64 31
285 OK you win. I'll end my evening trumpet practice. 1.4896 0.04121 241 142 80 19
286 Nevermind. Good luck emptying the bag. 1.4895 0.04337 237 144 70 23
287 This is the last time I’m going to help you empty the bag, ok? 1.4883 0.04544 213 129 64 20
288 No, I'm here to complain about your loud snoring. 1.4883 0.04827 213 135 52 26
289 It's over. You win. I'm selling the leaf blower. 1.4875 0.04496 240 151 61 28
290 And all this time I thought it was your vibrator. 1.4870 0.04934 193 120 52 21
291 You can have the parking spot. 1.4865 0.04222 222 130 76 16
292 I'd like my dog back. He was playing near the air duct and ... 1.4861 0.04401 216 129 69 18
293 Downstairs? No. I live down the block, around the corner and six flights up. But still... 1.4857 0.04832 210 133 52 25
294 Yes, this does suck big time 1.4855 0.04443 241 151 63 27
295 I miss the elephant. 1.4854 0.04950 206 132 48 26
296 Just tell me you didn't buy any other appliance from the big and tall shop. 1.4848 0.04544 231 145 60 26
297 My dog is stuck to the ceiling. 1.4846 0.04728 227 146 52 29
298 I know it's loud, but I'll be done in half the time 1.4837 0.04513 215 131 64 20
299 Don’t you know nature abhors a vacuum. 1.4836 0.04872 213 137 49 27
300 Would you mind turning that off for a minute, I can't get my cat off the ceiling. 1.4820 0.04766 222 143 51 28
301 I bet Nature really abhors that one 1.4820 0.04850 222 145 47 30
302 Does it remove in-laws? 1.4819 0.04300 249 155 68 26
303 Yes, I heard it. The entire Upper West Side heard it. 1.4818 0.04363 247 155 65 27
304 And I thought the giant sucking sound keeping me awake at night was the sound of Democracy draining out of this country. 1.4815 0.05010 189 119 49 21
305 Did you happen to pick up my kids? 1.4811 0.04703 212 133 56 23
306 If you think that thing sucks, try living downstairs from it. 1.4808 0.04621 208 128 60 20
307 I heard the argument and I know he's in there. You can't keep vacuuming your boyfriends away, Martha. 1.4806 0.04852 206 131 51 24
308 How about a this: You don't vacuum in the morning and I don't become a serial killer. 1.4803 0.04777 229 150 48 31
309 Whoa…that sucks! 1.4803 0.04530 229 144 60 25
310 Wow. It's exactly as I imagined as I was seething in bed. 1.4800 0.04801 225 147 48 30
311 There's a big vacuum where our love used to be. 1.4798 0.04734 198 122 57 19
312 Ok, you win. I will throw away my banjo. 1.4791 0.04700 215 136 55 24
313 Please turn it off, our cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.4791 0.04700 215 136 55 24
314 Thank you Nacy, it did the trick, my mother-in-law finally moved out 1.4789 0.04493 213 130 64 19
315 Did you have to get one that would suck the joy out of my life as well? 1.4783 0.04930 207 134 47 26
316 Okay, So I'm sorry. It wasn't the best anniversary present. May I come in now? 1.4779 0.04591 249 164 51 34
317 You know last time when I said "Can you be any louder?", I was being sarcastic. 1.4777 0.04362 247 156 64 27
318 You think I'm the one that sucked the air out of the room? 1.4776 0.04575 201 122 62 17
319 Was a Roomba out of the budget? 1.4776 0.04683 201 124 58 19
320 Sorry, I thought sound didn’t travel in a vacuum 1.4775 0.04591 222 140 58 24
321 It's not the noise so much. But everytime you stop, my cat falls back on the floor." 1.4769 0.04949 195 124 49 22
322 I preferred when you dated the Swiffer. 1.4766 0.04362 235 146 66 23
323 I can’t get my wife off the ceiling 1.4762 0.04624 231 149 54 28
324 You've been sweeping with another man, haven't you? 1.4757 0.04852 185 114 54 17
325 Madam,every time you do the halls my cat disappears. Now please let the cat out of the bag. 1.4753 0.04662 223 143 54 26
326 It will never be an Olympic sport no matter how hard you train. 1.4737 0.04653 209 131 57 21
327 I guess you know how much this sucks. 1.4734 0.04929 207 135 46 26
328 My cat's on the ceiling. 1.4725 0.04829 218 143 47 28
329 Really, how much cat hair could you possibly have? 1.4724 0.04715 199 124 56 19
330 If you can reach the power button, by all means turn it off. 1.4721 0.04749 197 123 55 19
331 We need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.4715 0.04931 193 123 49 21
332 Have you seen my hamster? 1.4711 0.04320 225 138 68 19
333 No, I'm sure I heard screaming. 1.4706 0.05103 187 121 44 22
334 Oh, what a relief…I thought the 2:00 a.m. red-eye from LaGuardia was going down next door. 1.4703 0.04820 202 129 51 22
335 Let's just say when you turned that on I hit the roof. 1.4697 0.04891 198 127 49 22
336 Can you please turn that off,my wife is stuck to the ceiling 1.4689 0.04845 209 136 48 25
337 Nature abhors a big vacuum, and so do I. 1.4688 0.04424 224 140 63 21
338 You're gonna need a bigger rug. 1.4678 0.04386 233 147 63 23
339 ‘For the record, I live five blocks away …’ 1.4678 0.04428 233 148 61 24
340 I'd like my chandelier back. 1.4674 0.04929 184 116 50 18
341 "My little Corgi was playing in the hall. Have you seen him?" 1.4673 0.04924 199 129 47 23
342 Uhh, can you check the bag for our cat?! 1.4663 0.04909 208 137 45 26
343 Excuse me, could you turn down your TV? 1.4663 0.04929 193 124 48 21
344 I know where you hid the body 1.4655 0.04399 232 147 62 23
345 Okay, I promise to stop mowing the lawn at 6am. 1.4652 0.04691 187 115 57 15
346 Your neighbors are like nature; we abhor a vacuum. 1.4651 0.04966 215 145 40 30
347 I live downstairs, and my shirt is stuck to the ceiling and I have a zoom call… 1.4648 0.04388 256 168 57 31
348 I’m from the building next door 1.4645 0.05008 183 117 47 19
349 You don't even have a carpet. 1.4639 0.04743 194 122 54 18
350 No I haven't seen your kitty 1.4635 0.04947 192 124 47 21
351 Yes, I tried the giant earplugs. 1.4634 0.04613 205 129 57 19
352 I think you may have my chandelier. 1.4623 0.04838 212 140 46 26
353 I seem to be missing my chandelier..and cat. 1.4621 0.04254 264 172 62 30
354 Congratulations, ma'am. You're the lucky winner of a free broom. 1.4619 0.04919 210 140 43 27
355 I’m sorry about the noise but since Jim left, I’ve been trying to fill the huge vacuum in my life. 1.4615 0.05001 208 140 40 28
356 Need I remind you that nature abhors a giant vacuum? 1.4615 0.04997 195 128 44 23
357 You haven't seen a pair of loud, barky beagles, have you? 1.4611 0.04760 193 122 53 18
358 Have you seen my wife anywhere? 1.4611 0.04528 193 118 61 14
359 Can I borrow a cup of earplugs? 1.4611 0.04703 193 121 55 17
360 Wanted to let you know that the ghost of my late wife has disappeared 1.4608 0.05076 204 138 38 28
361 It's "no sound IN a vacuum"! 1.4607 0.05292 178 118 38 22
362 The sound is one thing, but getting sucked up to your own ceiling is entirely another! 1.4602 0.05575 176 121 29 26
363 No… I’ll tell YOU what really sucks. 1.4599 0.05043 187 122 44 21
364 First Amendment my ass. 1.4598 0.05321 174 115 38 21
365 Ok...you can have your parking spot back 1.4588 0.04685 194 122 55 17
366 Is there a way we can get your OCD and my insomnia on the same schedule? 1.4585 0.04506 205 128 60 17
367 Our chihuahua is missing. 1.4583 0.05054 192 127 42 23
368 I wouldn’t normally bring up the issue, but my toast is sticking to the ceiling. 1.4583 0.04602 192 119 58 15
369 Listen, I know what I heard. That was Ralph's voice. As clear as a bell. Until the last part. 1.4583 0.04585 216 139 55 22
370 In this case, size does matter. 1.4581 0.04643 203 129 55 19
371 Have you seen my chihuahua? 1.4577 0.04729 201 129 52 20
372 My kids are missing. Did they come to visit you? 1.4573 0.04763 199 128 51 20
373 Never mind. Your life obviously sucks more than mine." 1.4571 0.04823 210 139 46 25
374 It's sucking the dust off MY floor. 1.4570 0.04886 186 119 49 18
375 I live downstairs and my cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.4567 0.04446 254 170 52 32
376 Your downstairs neighbor? I live two states over! 1.4564 0.04888 195 127 47 21
377 Can you hold it down? You’re drowning out my bagpipe solos. 1.4564 0.04995 195 129 43 23
378 Could you at least turn the power down? My bed is stuck to the ceiling. 1.4558 0.04739 215 142 48 25
379 Sorry to bother you, but have you seen my cat? 1.4554 0.04551 202 127 58 17
380 Nature abhors a vacuum,...and now, so do I. 1.4554 0.04711 202 130 52 20
381 Effing Costco. 1.4554 0.04909 213 144 41 28
382 You're sucking the life out of our marriage, Doris. 1.4550 0.04662 211 137 52 22
383 Tell you what,I'll spring for hard wood floors. 1.4545 0.05119 165 105 45 15
384 It’s time to talk about the vacuum in the room. 1.4545 0.05211 176 116 40 20
385 I appreciate that it’s whisper quiet, but my comforter is now stuck to my ceiling. 1.4545 0.04343 242 157 60 25
386 Could you disable the back-up beeper? 1.4540 0.05318 174 116 37 21
387 I'm your downstairs neighbor, and I want my ceiling fan back. 1.4537 0.04508 227 148 55 24
388 I got tired of having to empty it so often. 1.4536 0.04625 194 122 56 16
389 I’d have complained to the board about you if they didn’t go missing. 1.4528 0.04741 212 140 48 24
390 Yes, sometimes life can suck big time! 1.4520 0.04527 177 107 60 10
391 It really isn’t the noise; it’s that my bed is levitating. 1.4510 0.04828 204 135 46 23
392 I dreamt you had a great vacuum in your life since we went our separate ways. 1.4509 0.05212 173 114 40 19
393 Can I have my cat back? 1.4507 0.04723 213 141 48 24
394 I preferred the elephant 1.4505 0.05199 182 122 38 22
395 This is what happens when you try to sweep all of our issues under the rug. 1.4503 0.04733 191 122 52 17
396 Are you sure you understood when your therapist said you were living in a vacuum? 1.4497 0.04768 189 121 51 17
397 Are you fooling around with that dirtbag again? 1.4494 0.05103 178 117 42 19
398 I am aware, Madame, that other residents of this building also vacuum at night, but are you aware of the aphorism, 'size matters'? 1.4489 0.05082 176 115 43 18
399 Please turn off tbe vacuum. My wife is just below you and her head is stuck to the ceiling. 1.4483 0.04349 232 150 60 22
400 The noise isn't an issue, but my bed is stuck to the ceiling. 1.4475 0.04393 219 140 60 19
401 I thought I heard your husband crying for help? 1.4468 0.04902 188 123 46 19
402 I guess it’s pretty quiet for its size. 1.4465 0.05475 159 106 35 18
403 Yes, I'm the sleep-deprived obstetrician who lives downstairs, and I cut the damn cord. 1.4464 0.05324 168 112 37 19
404 It’s louder than it looks 1.4464 0.04978 168 107 47 14
405 As it turns out, size matters. 1.4459 0.05276 148 94 42 12
406 I'm a door-to-door vacuum cleaner buyer. 1.4459 0.05452 157 104 36 17
407 All the residents chipped in to buy you a dirtier and bigger apartment elsewhere… 1.4457 0.04978 184 121 44 19
408 OK, you win!! 1.4452 0.05189 155 99 43 13
409 Would you mind running it after I'm dead? 1.4451 0.05279 164 108 39 17
410 Sorry about the dog’s barking. What are your terms? 1.4450 0.04787 191 124 49 18
411 Now I understand why all my furniture is stuck to the ceiling. 1.4444 0.04915 171 109 48 14
412 Please turn it off, my dog is stuck to the ceiling. 1.4444 0.05398 162 108 36 18
413 Do you think you could just run it during the day? It’s drowning out the sirens and I can’t sleep. 1.4444 0.05121 171 112 42 17
414 Suddenly, it seemed as though the air had been sucked out of the room. 1.4439 0.04919 187 123 45 19
415 Fine. You can borrow my Roomba. 1.4438 0.05162 178 119 39 20
416 Crank it up, Amy. I can still hear my wife yapping. 1.4438 0.05227 160 104 41 15
417 I, like Nature, abhor your vacuum. 1.4432 0.04957 185 122 44 19
418 Okay, I'll turn the TV down 1.4430 0.05039 158 100 46 12
419 So I just drill a small hole in my ceiling and you get my dust, too? 1.4423 0.05164 156 100 43 13
420 Remember when I bought a truck and you said I must be making up for something? 1.4419 0.05229 172 115 38 19
421 Rage cleaning again? 1.4417 0.05229 163 107 40 16
422 Oh, that's the sucky elephant in the room . . . 1.4413 0.04952 179 117 45 17
423 Bothering me? No, I was up anyway. I just wanted to see if it looks like it sounds. 1.4413 0.05015 179 118 43 18
424 Ohhh my therapist is going to love this one… 1.4413 0.04952 179 117 45 17
425 You won't believe it Doris, but my wife was raptured right off the sofa. Can I come in? 1.4409 0.04995 186 124 42 20
426 Maybe we go back to no rugs and you stomping on the hardwood floors. 1.4408 0.05422 152 100 37 15
427 Costco was having a sale 1.4408 0.05658 152 103 31 18
428 It's time we talked about the vacuum in the room. 1.4408 0.04798 211 143 43 25
429 This isn't about cleaning your apartment, Mary, is it? 1.4407 0.04659 177 111 54 12
430 Thanks for turning it off. My head was stuck to the ceiling. 1.4405 0.04974 168 108 46 14
431 Yes, the size matters. 1.4405 0.05184 168 111 40 17
432 Can I ask a small favor? 1.4405 0.04902 168 107 48 13
433 I live downstairs and want my chandelier back. 1.4403 0.05471 159 107 34 18
434 The last I saw her, she was dusting the ceiling fan. 1.4402 0.04975 184 122 43 19
435 I'm your neighbour from down the street... 1.4402 0.04730 184 118 51 15
436 Hi, I’m from downstairs – my furniture is stuck to the ceiling 1.4398 0.05009 191 129 40 22
437 Your neighbor abhors a vacuum. 1.4395 0.05595 157 107 31 19
438 Thanks for coming by. I think if I stand on your shoulders I can reach the power switch. 1.4393 0.05074 173 114 42 17
439 I don't mind the outages. I can even stand the noise. But—where is my dog? 1.4387 0.05422 155 103 36 16
440 Sims from 1B. You sucked up my shih tzu. 1.4387 0.05499 155 104 34 17
441 You didn't know? Neighbors abhors a vacuum. 1.4385 0.04974 187 125 42 20
442 I'm surprised you heard me knock. 1.4381 0.04571 210 138 52 20
443 There was a spider. 1.4372 0.04857 199 134 43 22
444 This pandemic cleaning of yours has gotten out of control 1.4371 0.05135 167 110 41 16
445 You're sucking the plaster off of my ceiling. 1.4368 0.04850 174 112 48 14
446 'D you know that thing is pulling my shades up? 1.4365 0.04783 181 117 49 15
447 Nature abhors your vacuum and so do I.” 1.4362 0.05066 188 128 38 22
448 There’s a reason Nature abhors a vacuum. 1.4359 0.04711 195 128 49 18
449 Okay, okay! I'll quit practicing my drums when you're home. 1.4356 0.05507 163 112 31 20
450 Good Evening. Cliff here from downstairs. My wife and cat would have come along but they're on the ceiling. 1.4354 0.05381 147 96 38 13
451 Sorry, I thought you were alone. 1.4353 0.05136 170 113 40 17
452 Could you please keep it down? Some people still have nothing to do tomorrow 1.4350 0.04991 200 138 37 25
453 Can you please use a Swiffer after 8pm? 1.4348 0.05271 161 107 38 16
454 Harold's suspicion was finally confirmed. His neighbor, Doris, really had sucked the life out of George. 1.4348 0.05045 161 104 44 13
455 So I see you're playing dirty now 1.4346 0.04458 214 140 55 19
456 Have you seen my wife? She was coming by to complain about the noise. 1.4337 0.05363 166 113 34 19
457 I apologize. I should never have said that you suck,big time. 1.4324 0.04950 185 124 42 19
458 I'm missing a chandelier. 1.4323 0.04761 192 127 47 18
459 'I know, it sucks, right?!' 1.4318 0.04941 176 116 44 16
460 Well, now there are two things sucking the fun out of the room. 1.4305 0.05105 151 97 43 11
461 I think you sucked up the sheep I've been trying to count. 1.4301 0.04987 186 126 40 20
462 No, YOU suck it up. 1.4295 0.05389 156 105 35 16
463 I’m trying to sweep. 1.4295 0.05540 156 107 31 18
464 ‘ you got my cat stuck to the ceiling‘ 1.4294 0.05199 170 115 37 18
465 Oops. Did I wake you? 1.4294 0.05132 170 114 39 17
466 Have you seen my ceiling fan? 1.4294 0.04984 177 118 42 17
467 I'm aware of your allergies, Brenda. 1.4286 0.04962 161 104 45 12
468 Kindly return my chandelier…and my cat. 1.4286 0.04744 196 131 46 19
469 Is there a low setting? I had to peel my cat off of the ceiling. 1.4271 0.04814 192 129 44 19
470 I live below. I think my sofa is in the bag. 1.4270 0.05025 178 120 40 18
471 Well that explains it. 1.4267 0.05296 150 99 38 13
472 Tell me, how big are your dustballs? 1.4267 0.05036 150 96 44 10
473 What happened to the elephant? 1.4265 0.05681 136 91 32 13
474 Could you turn it off, please? My cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.4262 0.04801 183 121 46 16
475 Is the party next door keeping you up too 1.4259 0.05240 162 109 37 16
476 Would you turn your vacuum off, my cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.4257 0.04898 202 140 38 24
477 Would you mind not flushing the toilet after midnight? 1.4255 0.05442 141 93 36 12
478 I feel like I’m being sucked in again, Rita. 1.4253 0.04701 174 112 50 12
479 I thought I heard your husband screaming a while ago. Is he OK? 1.4248 0.05462 153 104 33 16
480 And it’s a Hoover...Damm. 1.4247 0.05309 146 96 38 12
481 How do you expect me to sleep when all my blankets are on the ceiling? 1.4246 0.05002 179 121 40 18
482 Honey, where are the kids…? 1.4246 0.04811 179 118 46 15
483 Sucks big time, huh? 1.4244 0.05150 172 117 37 18
484 At last you're fully vacuumated. 1.4241 0.05484 158 109 31 18
485 He makes me happy, George. 1.4241 0.05557 158 110 29 19
486 Bye George. I only have room in my life for one big thing that sucks. 1.4238 0.05434 151 102 34 15
487 To be fair, the place is spotless 1.4236 0.05176 144 93 41 10
488 My sofa is stuck to the ceiling. Can you knock it off? 1.4235 0.04989 170 113 42 15
489 I didn't even know they made riding vacuums. 1.4235 0.05194 170 116 36 18
490 I know! It sucks bigtime! 1.4235 0.04849 196 134 41 21
491 I’m not sure which of you sucks more. 1.4233 0.05141 163 109 39 15
492 Ok , I’ll buy you the Roomba! 1.4231 0.04985 156 101 44 11
493 Ok but how is it for cat hair? 1.4231 0.04985 156 101 44 11
494 No, cleanliness is not next to godliness, it’s next to Joe, your neighbor. 1.4225 0.05682 142 97 30 15
495 Guess I'm no longer the biggest sucker in this house now 1.4224 0.05186 161 108 38 15
496 Looks like you found the Viagra pill I dropped last night? 1.4221 0.05511 154 106 31 17
497 We agreed on dusk to dawn, not dust to dawn 1.4218 0.05539 147 100 32 15
498 Was it the sound of the machine or my husband’s screams? 1.4211 0.05669 133 89 32 12
499 I’m not the biggest dirtbag after all 1.4211 0.05718 152 107 26 19
500 Nature - and I - abhor a vacuum. 1.4204 0.05432 157 108 32 17
501 The silencer was an extra $50. 1.4204 0.04877 157 101 46 10
502 It belongs to the housekeeper I just hired. Wait till you see her! 1.4204 0.05279 157 106 36 15
503 You just vacuumed up my chandelier! 1.4195 0.04971 174 117 41 16
504 How about you put that away and go to sweep? 1.4194 0.05558 155 108 29 18
505 It's not just nature that abhors a vacuum. 1.4190 0.04998 179 122 39 18
506 I'm looking for weapons of mass dust suction. 1.4189 0.05509 148 101 32 15
507 No, asking for a ladder to change a vacuum bag in the middle of the night is perfectly normal. 1.4189 0.05164 148 97 40 11
508 Could you please turn down your TV? 1.4187 0.05281 160 109 35 16
509 All right, it's a deal: I won't practice the tuba before noon, you don't vacuum after midnight. 1.4187 0.05428 160 111 31 18
510 For the upteenth time, what are YOU compensating for with that thing? 1.4187 0.05281 160 109 35 16
511 Well, my sleep also sucks big time. 1.4183 0.05047 153 100 42 11
512 Look, I get it. My mother visited last week… 1.4182 0.05091 165 111 39 15
513 Sorry, did I wake you? 1.4178 0.05302 146 97 37 12
514 Can you turn the music down? 1.4177 0.04936 158 103 44 11
515 Size doesn't matter, but the volume does. 1.4176 0.04983 170 114 41 15
516 Pardon me but have you seen my cat? 1.4176 0.04983 170 114 41 15
517 I live below you. My cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.4171 0.04946 199 140 35 24
518 Have you seen my cat? He’s been missing since this morning. 1.4167 0.04849 180 121 43 16
519 Your neighbors and nature both abhor that thing. 1.4167 0.05454 156 108 31 17
520 Yes, I am the guy from downstairs; and yes, that is my wife who screams every time she gets sucked up into the chandelier. 1.4161 0.05328 161 111 33 17
521 I live directly below you and my cat is now stuck to the ceiling. 1.4161 0.05104 161 108 39 14
522 It's not the noise! You are lifting the sheets off my bed! 1.4161 0.05137 149 98 40 11
523 Hi, Herb. What’s up? 1.4161 0.05479 149 102 32 15
524 I can barely hear my drums with the din you're making! 1.4157 0.04821 178 119 44 15
525 Well, as you said when we were dating - size does matter! 1.4155 0.05405 142 95 35 12
526 I'll raise you a huge stereo system. 1.4148 0.04925 176 119 41 16
527 Amazon said the dimensions could vary. 1.4140 0.05350 157 108 33 16
528 It appears to me that the more you vacuum the bigger it gets. Where are the children? 1.4138 0.05413 145 98 34 13
529 I think we might have to start by addressing the vacuum in the room. 1.4138 0.05672 145 101 28 16
530 ''My wife and dog went missing last night, have you seen or heard them?" 1.4136 0.05003 162 108 41 13
531 Really? A Costco vacuum cleaner! 1.4135 0.05559 133 89 33 11
532 Now I get why they say Nature Hates a Vacuum. 1.4133 0.05111 150 99 40 11
533 Can you decrease your suction power? My cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.4125 0.05123 160 108 38 14
534 I'm from the apartment underneath you. I think you have my chandelier. 1.4125 0.05199 160 109 36 15
535 I came to tell you that you snore like a giant vacuum cleaner 1.4122 0.05512 131 87 34 10
536 It wasn't the noise. I woke up when I felt the hair being sucked from my head. 1.4122 0.05418 148 101 33 14
537 Could you please refrain from vacuuming until I can get my wife untangled from our ceiling fan? 1.4121 0.05052 182 127 35 20
538 Funny - I coulda sworn Peggy was at your door not five minutes ago, complaining about your noise. 1.4110 0.05129 163 111 37 15
539 YOU tell it to be quiet, tough guy." 1.4109 0.05570 129 86 33 10
540 Yes, the vacuum is loud. I’m more worried about where you plan to empty it. 1.4107 0.04874 168 112 43 13
541 Can't sleep. Any guesses? 1.4106 0.05084 151 100 40 11
542 I'm really sorry my wife told you to suck it up. 1.4094 0.05715 149 106 25 18
543 My dog can't be over 10 lbs, but this is allowed? 1.4091 0.05098 154 103 39 12
544 Maybe it needs the body bag changed? 1.4088 0.04985 159 106 41 12
545 I hear you got a new vacuum cleaner. 1.4088 0.04823 159 104 45 10
546 So, did you get rid of the body? 1.4088 0.05439 137 92 34 11
547 Just curious . . . can I see your washer/dryer? 1.4088 0.05439 137 92 34 11
548 I'd like to rescind my earlier complaint about Pogo aerobics and lodge a new one. 1.4080 0.04892 174 118 41 15
549 The other tenants wonder if you could possibly do your vacuuming later, like after the apocalypse?" 1.4079 0.05391 152 105 32 15
550 Did you suck the air out of the room again? 1.4079 0.05227 152 103 36 13
551 If you don’t shut that damn thing off, I’m getting the leaf blower out again. 1.4079 0.04971 152 100 42 10
552 A truce. You get rid of this, I stop singing opera in the shower. 1.4076 0.05108 157 106 38 13
553 What sucking sound? 1.4076 0.04702 184 124 45 15
554 Naturally, I abhor your vacuum. 1.4074 0.05691 135 93 29 13
555 Well, you’re the one who’s always saying that size matters so... 1.4074 0.04919 162 108 42 12
556 Get a Roomba. 1.4069 0.05315 145 98 35 12
557 Circadian rhythms running amok again, Sylvia? 1.4069 0.05038 145 95 41 9
558 You sucked the water out of my bathtub. 1.4068 0.06046 118 81 26 11
559 Did you find Fluffy? 1.4065 0.04988 155 103 41 11
560 You know I just moved away from JFK.. 1.4061 0.04855 165 110 43 12
561 The entire building hates you. 1.4060 0.05446 133 89 34 10
562 I'M being dramatic!? 1.4054 0.05410 148 102 32 14
563 ...but did you have to blast Led Zeppelin as well? 1.4052 0.05282 153 105 34 14
564 Both of my dogs are missing. 1.4051 0.05082 158 107 38 13
565 Let me guess. Amazon Prime Day? 1.4044 0.05258 136 90 37 9
566 Pardon me please madam, but contrary to the laws of physics, sound seems to travel very well through your vacuum. 1.4041 0.05798 146 105 23 18
567 Touché. I’m sorry I tapped on my ceiling with a broom last week. 1.4041 0.04916 146 95 43 8
568 How'd you get the barking to stop? 1.4037 0.05315 161 113 31 17
569 Have you seen my dachshund? 1.4036 0.05266 166 117 31 18
570 ‘Have you seen my dog?’’ 1.4030 0.05414 134 90 34 10
571 Have you seen the twins? 1.4029 0.05278 139 93 36 10
572 Okay, I'll sell my leaf blower. 1.4029 0.05472 139 95 32 12
573 Seriously? 1.4027 0.05380 149 103 32 14
574 Could you please keep it down. I'm trying to sweep. 1.4026 0.05006 154 103 40 11
575 I appreciate that you got rid of the leaf blower but… 1.4025 0.05057 159 108 38 13
576 I abhor it. 1.4024 0.05241 164 115 32 17
577 That thing sucks. 1.4022 0.04587 179 119 48 12
578 No, I haven’t seen Bill in a few days. 1.4015 0.05028 132 85 41 6
579 I apologize for making fun of your big broom. 1.4015 0.05469 132 89 33 10
580 Was the bigger model out of stock? 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
581 Sorry to disturb you. I thought I heard a leaf blower. 1.4015 0.05623 137 95 29 13
582 I live below you and my bed sheets are now stuck to the ceiling. 1.4014 0.05683 147 105 25 17
583 It's from Costco, they have giant white noise machines too 1.4014 0.05601 147 104 27 16
584 You treat me like dirt, Marge. 1.4013 0.05101 157 107 37 13
585 You've cleared the neighborhood of dogs. 1.4000 0.05632 130 89 30 11
586 I abhor it even more than nature does. 1.4000 0.05202 180 130 28 22
587 I really hate to bother you, but if you could turn the power down just a titch... my cat is stuck to the ceiling downstairs." 1.4000 0.04693 165 109 46 10
588 You finally found a bigger sucker than me. 1.4000 0.05248 140 94 36 10
589 I couldn’t sweep. 1.4000 0.04964 170 117 38 15
590 Wait until you see the toaster. 1.3985 0.05540 133 91 31 11
591 Marsha, I really don’t care that it’s an example of Forced Perspective and the vacuum is actually normal size…it’s still loud as f@#k at 2 am! 1.3983 0.06035 118 82 25 11
592 No Howard it's not what it looks like. Dyson and I are just friends, nothing more. 1.3975 0.05234 161 113 32 16
593 My cat is stuck on the ceiling. 1.3972 0.05409 141 97 32 12
594 Just as I suspected! 1.3972 0.05121 141 94 38 9
595 It’s not the noise; it’s getting Fluffy off the ceiling. 1.3972 0.05409 141 97 32 12
596 No, I did not come up to borrow a cup of sugar. 1.3972 0.05502 141 98 30 13
597 Hey, you don't live in a vacuum! 1.3972 0.05315 141 96 34 11
598 You missed a spot on our ceiling. 1.3969 0.05701 131 91 28 12
599 It was quieter when you sweep walked. 1.3969 0.05804 131 92 26 13
600 Upon reflection, I prefer the hardwood floors. 1.3968 0.04898 189 134 35 20
601 As if things don’t suck enough already? 1.3968 0.05864 126 88 26 12
602 Have you ever considered a Roomba? 1.3963 0.04707 164 109 45 10
603 If you're going to drag my cat along the ceiling late at night, at least do it in orderly rows. 1.3953 0.05326 129 86 35 8
604 You haven't seen my wife, by any chance...?" 1.3953 0.04483 172 113 50 9
605 As your downstairs neighbor, I’m confirming that nature abhors your vacuum. 1.3951 0.05352 162 116 28 18
606 I’m cleaning up from last year 1.3947 0.05041 152 103 38 11
607 Carol, I know life feels like a big mess right now but it’s best not to overreact. 1.3947 0.05793 114 77 29 8
608 Have you seen my teeth? 1.3946 0.05159 147 100 36 11
609 It makes the dust look smaller. 1.3939 0.05016 132 86 40 6
610 You're sucking all the air out of all the rooms. 1.3934 0.05649 122 83 30 9
611 It just sucked up my chandelier. 1.3931 0.05387 145 101 31 13
612 It looked way smaller on Amazon 1.3931 0.05206 145 99 35 11
613 I can't sleep when you turn it off 1.3931 0.05019 145 97 39 9
614 You're making the cat levitate. 1.3929 0.05431 140 97 31 12
615 Wow, that is a Giant Hoover...Damn! 1.3926 0.05371 135 92 33 10
616 No, I won’t stand on your shoulders and help you push the vacuum. 1.3925 0.06050 107 73 26 8
617 If you promise not to vacuum at night I'll stop singing in the shower early in the morning. 1.3924 0.04905 158 107 40 11
618 No, I'm not here to tell you to turn your music down. 1.3923 0.05514 130 89 31 10
619 I’m not sure switching to ‘quiet mode’ will help. 1.3923 0.05621 130 90 29 11
620 D'you mind turning that off? My mother-in-law is stuck to the ceiling. 1.3922 0.05099 153 105 36 12
621 Below you, it sounds like you're running a giant...uh 1.3920 0.05891 125 88 25 12
622 Well, yes, the sound is an issue. Also, my father's toupee sticks to the ceiling. 1.3919 0.05131 148 101 36 11
623 Please turn off your vac. My wife is stuck to the ceiling. 1.3913 0.05075 161 112 35 14
624 They say you've got all the dirt on this neighborhood. 1.3910 0.05425 133 91 32 10
625 I feel that there is a large vacuum in our relationship. 1.3910 0.05631 133 93 28 12
626 Vac three times on the ceiling if you want me. 1.3910 0.05927 133 96 22 15
627 Have you seen the children? 1.3907 0.05145 151 104 35 12
628 My wife came up to complain about the noise. Have you seen her? 1.3906 0.05460 128 87 32 9
629 You owe me four hi-hats, a chandelier and a ceiling fan. 1.3905 0.04756 169 115 42 12
630 Have you seen my cat, Fluffy? 1.3904 0.04597 146 94 47 5
631 I'm reporting you unless you do my place too. 1.3904 0.04992 146 98 39 9
632 Did my wife just come down to complain about the noise? 1.3902 0.05958 123 87 24 12
633 Yes, that's what it sounded like, but I just had to see it. 1.3898 0.05251 118 77 36 5
634 The vacuum I don't mind, but the stilts are driving me crazy. 1.3897 0.05540 136 95 29 12
635 Can you turn the suction down a little, my cat is on the ceiling again!” 1.3892 0.04598 185 127 44 14
636 I apologize for describing your rug as "sticky". 1.3889 0.05401 126 85 33 8
637 Unfortunately, the rest of my clothes were sucked into the ceiling. 1.3889 0.05497 144 102 28 14
638 You won, yours is way bigger. 1.3889 0.05743 126 88 27 11
639 Do I need to say this sucks, big time? 1.3885 0.05258 139 95 34 10
640 Must you wake up the neighborhood with your loud knocking?! 1.3885 0.05547 139 98 28 13
641 It’s not so much the vacuuming as it is the washing machine’s spin cycle. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
642 Will you keep it down? Some of us are trying to sweep. 1.3878 0.05327 147 103 31 13
643 Not only did you wake me up, you sucked me out of bed. 1.3878 0.05327 147 103 31 13
644 Could you please use your giant broom and dustpan instead? 1.3871 0.05457 124 84 32 8
645 It’s not my fault the Roomba found the Viagara. 1.3871 0.05806 124 87 26 11
646 Sorry Leonard but this relationship is over. He just gives me something you never could! 1.3871 0.05457 124 84 32 8
647 Andre wants his vacuum back. 1.3869 0.05408 137 95 31 11
648 I came up here to complain, but now I see that thing has body bag attached so you have yourself a good night. 1.3867 0.05499 150 108 26 16
649 Our therapist says size doesn’t matter, OK Lois??? 1.3867 0.05075 150 103 36 11
650 I’m sorry, Hal, I found myself a bigger sucker. 1.3864 0.05856 132 95 23 14
651 We've never met, but I am familiar with your work. 1.3862 0.05377 145 102 30 13
652 My couch is on the ceiling. 1.3858 0.05482 127 87 31 9
653 And here I thought that I was the biggest sucker of them all. 1.3857 0.05325 140 97 32 11
654 And here I thought it was a vibrator. 1.3857 0.05420 140 98 30 12
655 You should see my fridge 1.3857 0.05325 140 97 32 11
656 How can you object to my vacuum cleaner? Are you an anti-vacser? 1.3852 0.06098 122 88 21 13
657 Maybe the wood floors weren’t so bad.... 1.3852 0.05150 135 91 36 8
658 ``I want my chandelier back. Now.'' 1.3846 0.05715 130 92 26 12
659 I’m studying for my finals. Can I borrow your coffee maker? 1.3846 0.05244 143 99 33 11
660 Do you mind?! Your vacuum sounds like it's the size of -- oh. It really is the size of a car. 1.3846 0.05281 130 88 34 8
661 Your roomba is parked outside, and it's about to get towed. 1.3841 0.05304 151 107 30 14
662 The problem is the noise scares my lion! 1.3841 0.05387 151 108 28 15
663 I am the first of many. 1.3835 0.05198 133 90 35 8
664 Hello Bob, but, whatever possessed you to knock on my door so late this evening?? 1.3833 0.05820 120 84 26 10
665 Every time you switch it on, my wife gets stuck to the ceiling. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
666 My cat is dangling from the ceiling again. 1.3831 0.05228 154 109 31 14
667 At this hour, Nature isn't the only one who abhors a vacuum. 1.3828 0.05559 128 89 29 10
668 The chainsaw was bad enough,Mrs. Bunyan, but does he have to vacuum in the middle of the night? 1.3828 0.05559 128 89 29 10
669 What giant sucking noise? 1.3828 0.05559 128 89 29 10
670 Guess what happened to the last whiny neighbor? 1.3828 0.05559 128 89 29 10
671 Size matters. 1.3826 0.05437 149 107 27 15
672 Ok! I agree to only use my leaf blower between 9 and 5. 1.3824 0.05012 136 91 38 7
673 If you were a man, I'd say you were overcompensating for something. 1.3821 0.05101 123 81 37 5
674 Yeah, I know. It sucks. 1.3816 0.05357 152 109 28 15
675 Well, do you know what else really sucks?! 1.3813 0.05441 139 98 29 12
676 I just woke up stuck to my ceiling. Any idea how that could have happened? 1.3806 0.05200 155 110 31 14
677 I'm still debating if it's big or if we're just in the background. 1.3806 0.05484 134 94 29 11
678 You’re vacuuming up all the furniture downstairs. 1.3805 0.05666 113 77 29 7
679 I believe my entire wardrobe is in there. 1.3804 0.05090 163 116 32 15
680 Out of town? I am sure I have seen Mr. Jones come in just a short while ago 1.3804 0.04783 163 112 40 11
681 Oh NOW who’s compensating? 1.3798 0.05524 129 90 29 10
682 Hello, my name is Allen, I live on the second floor. You might be wondering why I am here on the 25th floor knocking on your door at 3am. 1.3797 0.05127 158 112 32 14
683 Like my life, it really sucks. 1.3796 0.05090 137 93 36 8
684 Now I know what you mean when you say your roommate “really sucks!” 1.3793 0.05277 145 102 31 12
685 Yeah I did tell you to suck it up, but . . . 1.3791 0.05080 153 107 34 12
686 I’m below you. I think you have my cat. 1.3790 0.05321 124 84 33 7
687 .Please tell me it's a rental. 1.3790 0.05443 124 85 31 8
688 You say that you just picked up a big dust bunny, but I can hear your husband's screams coming from inside the bag! 1.3790 0.05443 124 85 31 8
689 I’m going to need your help getting your mother-in-law out of the vacuum. 1.3788 0.05327 132 91 32 9
690 Nature and 5-D abhor a vacuum. 1.3788 0.05643 132 94 26 12
691 It didn’t work. I can still hear your singing 1.3786 0.05216 140 97 33 10
692 It came with the Costco bottle of spot remover. 1.3782 0.05252 156 112 29 15
693 When I say your vacuum cleaner sucks, I don't mean it as a compliment. 1.3778 0.05551 135 96 27 12
694 I think you have my cat. 1.3772 0.05626 114 78 29 7
695 Nothing a night’s sleep and an eviction notice won’t fix, thank you. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
696 Brenda, we like you, and we GET that you can't sleep at night since your husband went missing, but... 1.3769 0.05489 130 91 29 10
697 I will literally pay to make your floor hardwood 1.3769 0.05597 130 92 27 11
698 Have you seen my bowling ball? 1.3768 0.05265 138 96 32 10
699 I have to get dressed for work. Could you turn off your vacuum cleaner so that I can peal my pants off the ceiling? 1.3768 0.05265 138 96 32 10
700 Okay, I’ll turn down my TV. 1.3768 0.05364 138 97 30 11
701 I thought so. 1.3761 0.05253 117 78 34 5
702 You're going to have to do something about your vacuum. My son is practicing his bagpipes and cant hear himself think. 1.3760 0.05408 125 86 31 8
703 Did you take care of your husband? 1.3759 0.05653 141 103 23 15
704 OK, this time I know I’m not being unreasonable. 1.3758 0.05082 149 104 34 11
705 I hate to bother you, but I live in the apartment beneath you and all the dirt on my floor was just moved to my ceiling. Are you having the same problem? 1.3750 0.05656 128 91 26 11
706 OMG, you’ve shrunk too. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
707 Let me guess, another midnight invasion of giant dust bunnies? 1.3750 0.05212 136 94 33 9
708 Thanks to you, my apartment is now devoid of matter! 1.3750 0.05546 128 90 28 10
709 Can that pick up blood? 1.3750 0.05203 144 101 32 11
710 Just trying to clean up the mess of this past year 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
711 Living below you really sucks. 1.3741 0.05217 147 104 31 12
712 Not tonight, but tomorrow morning, can I borrow that thing? 1.3741 0.05429 139 99 28 12
713 My name is Dyson. May I make a suggestion? 1.3739 0.05722 115 80 27 8
714 You know that you don’t live in a vacuum, right? 1.3734 0.04958 158 111 35 12
715 I'm from 3B downstairs. Have you seen my chandelier? 1.3731 0.05262 134 93 32 9
716 May I borrow your vacuum? I want to help all my neighbors get a good night's sleep. 1.3731 0.05262 134 93 32 9
717 Your vacuum is seriously out of tune 1.3731 0.05044 134 91 36 7
718 I’ll stop snoring if you’ll turn that off! 1.3731 0.05154 134 92 34 8
719 I think you suck. 1.3730 0.05716 126 90 25 11
720 No, I hadn't noticed that the lights just flickered in the rest of the world. 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
721 Are your feet clean ? 1.3729 0.05871 118 84 24 10
722 I sleep better with fireworks. 1.3729 0.05871 118 84 24 10
723 I’m sorry Bill, it’s over. He satisfies all my needs 1.3727 0.06309 110 80 19 11
724 Being your neighbor sucks more. 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
725 You're mistaken Bill, I work for NASA. Noise doesn't propagate in a vacuum. 1.3724 0.05356 145 104 28 13
726 Thanks, my house is clean now. 1.3724 0.05174 145 102 32 11
727 Can you turn off the vacuum so I can get my cat off the ceiling? 1.3723 0.05076 137 94 35 8
728 Finally upgraded from the broom, huh? 1.3723 0.05284 137 96 31 10
729 Apparently there is such a thing as an elephant in the Roomba. 1.3721 0.05510 129 91 28 10
730 Well, THAT sucks. 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
731 Did you hear that? Of course not. Me neither. 1.3712 0.05732 132 96 23 13
732 Compensating much, darling? 1.3710 0.05306 124 85 32 7
733 I live 5 blocks away from here. That should be an obvious sign of what's wrong. 1.3707 0.05812 116 82 25 9
734 You win, I'll turn down my music. 1.3706 0.05029 143 99 35 9
735 Well, he's over his fireworks fear. 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
736 Pardon me, but I have a huge dust bunny. 1.3706 0.04829 143 97 39 7
737 The lowest setting isn't low enough. Try OFF… 1.3706 0.05315 143 102 29 12
738 I believe that was my wife you sucked up through the dumbwaiter. 1.3704 0.05230 135 94 32 9
739 Hi, It's 2 am, and I’d like you to remind you, that you don't live in a vacuum. 1.3704 0.05437 135 96 28 11
740 My sheets are on the ceiling. 1.3701 0.05208 154 111 29 14
741 By the way, where's the cat? 1.3701 0.05339 127 88 31 8
742 3C abhors a vacuum. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
743 You were vacuuming, were you? Coulda fooled me. I thought your 747 was ready for take-off! 1.3697 0.05707 119 84 26 9
744 We heard you got a new vacuum 1.3697 0.05451 119 82 30 7
745 I thought size didn't matter! 1.3697 0.05951 119 86 22 11
746 Can you vacuum smaller? I can't hear myself sleep. 1.3694 0.06128 111 80 21 10
747 Sorry,I just moved here from Texas. 1.3692 0.05365 130 91 30 9
748 Yes, the electric rates are lower at night, but did you look at anyplace other than Costco for a vacuum? 1.3692 0.05793 130 95 22 13
749 It ate the Roomba 1.3689 0.05843 122 88 23 11
750 It’s not so much the noise that concerns me, it’s the state wide brown outs. 1.3689 0.05484 122 85 29 8
751 I live downstairs, and all the dirt in my apartment is now stuck to my ceiling. 1.3684 0.05594 133 96 25 12
752 So sorry to wake you at this hour, but my wife swears she hears a giant vac….oh my! 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
753 Yes I understand that the 12th floor below you is empty. I live on the 4th" 1.3684 0.06532 95 68 19 8
754 You sucked up my dog again. 1.3681 0.05284 144 103 29 12
755 Sorry, I didn't hear you knock! 1.3680 0.05511 125 88 28 9
756 Sorry about the late hour, have you seen my wife? 1.3676 0.04985 136 93 36 7
757 CAN YOU PLEASE TURN IT OFF?! My dog is currently levitating! 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
758 Will you please turn that thing off? I can't hear my drum solo. 1.3672 0.05642 128 92 25 11
759 Grandma is missing again. 1.3672 0.05419 128 90 29 9
760 I see you found the missing Viagra. 1.3672 0.05305 128 89 31 8
761 In my defense, the online reviews said 'quiet and compact'. 1.3672 0.05305 128 89 31 8
762 Germaphobe with insomnia and OCD 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
763 Can you keep the noise down... also, have you seen my missing cat? 1.3667 0.05790 120 86 24 10
764 Can you please go back to hammering? 1.3667 0.05415 120 83 30 7
765 i have no choice. the maids are coming tomorrow 1.3665 0.05190 161 118 27 16
766 So THIS is where the giant sucking sound is coming from. 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
767 I'm sorry. Who is Marie Kondo? 1.3661 0.06213 112 82 19 11
768 Ohhh, but it's alright for you to practice your drum solos every Sunday morning? 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
769 Yes, the also the noise. But mostly the fact that my cat is stuck to the ceiling 1.3660 0.05388 153 113 24 16
770 Sorry to disturb you but I think I heard your husband's cry for help 1.3659 0.05324 123 85 31 7
771 Are you sure the vacuuming isn’t coming from here? 1.3659 0.05803 123 89 23 11
772 Have you tried chamomile tea? 1.3657 0.05854 134 100 19 15
773 Can you just turn it off long enough for me to get my cats off the ceiling? 1.3655 0.05520 145 107 23 15
774 That vacuum really sucks! 1.3654 0.05965 104 73 24 7
775 Did you know that nature abhors a vacuum? 1.3654 0.06270 104 75 20 9
776 Do you hear a giant sucking sound? 1.3651 0.05589 126 90 26 10
777 At least it looks like it sounds downstairs. 1.3651 0.05238 126 87 32 7
778 I'm here for my chandelier." 1.3651 0.05702 126 91 24 11
779 My wife is missing 1.3650 0.05270 137 97 30 10
780 It's just that you suck all the joy out of a room at the end of the day. 1.3644 0.05730 118 84 25 9
781 Now I see why you gave up your tiny house 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
782 At this time of night? 1.3644 0.05337 118 81 31 6
783 I can't hear myself screaming at you. 1.3643 0.05817 129 95 21 13
784 Good evening, I'm from the apartment below you, and I've come to retrieve my chandelier. 1.3643 0.05496 129 92 27 10
785 So, you've bagged another boyfriend. 1.3643 0.05817 129 95 21 13
786 Can you at last wait until I've had my giant cup of coffee?! 1.3643 0.05090 140 98 33 9
787 Do you have a leaf blower I can borrow? 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
788 Because I keep floating out of my bed. 1.3636 0.06157 110 80 20 10
789 Yes I find it’s a great way to meet new people! 1.3636 0.05589 110 76 28 6
790 excuse me, were you vacuuming? 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
791 Delores, I can see this is bigger than the both of us. 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
792 Now I know why my cat is stuck to the ceiling 1.3629 0.05649 124 89 25 10
793 Is this the 747 model? 1.3629 0.05035 124 84 35 5
794 Sorry Governor, but not even this can clean up your mess 1.3629 0.05764 124 90 23 11
795 I only have to change the bag once every few years. 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
796 Hi. I am the guy who lives downstairs. Have you seen my ceiling fan? 1.3625 0.04975 160 115 32 13
797 Could I please have my ceiling fan back? 1.3624 0.05235 149 108 28 13
798 I can see you're having a massive manic episode. 1.3622 0.05664 127 92 24 11
799 Well I know you didn’t love Yappy, but if you see him, just let me know” 1.3621 0.05530 116 81 28 7
800 Do you think you could say 'Goodnight vacuum cleaner'? 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
801 Vacuuming has become too big a part of your life. 1.3617 0.05257 141 101 29 11
802 Nothing will ever get all the cat hair out of the carpet 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
803 Thanks for cleaning your apartment after midnight, it chased my in-laws away 1.3613 0.05301 119 82 31 6
804 Of course it's my vacuum cleaner! If recognise it anywhere... Even though it's all grown up now. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
805 My error. I thought there must be a jet landing strip up here. 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
806 So exactly how much did you spend on this Kondomania? 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
807 Hi, I think you just sucked up my chandelier. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
808 I had to peel this robe off of my bathroom ceiling, by the way. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
809 My lamp and cat are stuck to the ceiling! 1.3609 0.05581 133 97 24 12
810 Wondering if you know why my cat is stuck to the ceiling 1.3609 0.05373 133 95 28 10
811 You're vacuuming in your sleep again, Mrs. Hoffa. 1.3604 0.05694 111 78 26 7
812 My coffee table is currently on the ceiling. 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
813 It may not look as slick as the latest dyson but I've had it for 50 years and I've never had to change the bag 1.3603 0.05490 136 99 25 12
814 I live downstairs, and I’m hoping you can help me figure out what happened to my light fixtures. 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
815 I bought it at Costco… 1.3600 0.05611 125 90 25 10
816 Would you mind dialing your vacuum back a bit? My furniture is sticking to my ceiling. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
817 Tit for tat … you party til 3 am, I vacuum til 10 am. 1.3594 0.05627 128 93 24 11
818 It’s a Tesla … 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
819 You woke up everyone again. On the planet. 1.3592 0.05664 103 71 27 5
820 I shouldn't have to pry myself off the ceiling. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
821 Your very depressed husband just called me and said he is in a deep, dark, and dusty void. (Susan Robinson-Feinstein) 1.3590 0.06245 117 88 16 13
822 Would you mind holding it down? You're terrifying my Roomba. 1.3588 0.05741 131 97 21 13
823 With a sudden realization Ed froze under Janey's determined stare, he now knew where his missing neighbors were. 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
824 The vacuum in our lives keeps growing 1.3583 0.05650 120 86 25 9
825 Good morning, can I borrow a cup of Ambien? 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
826 Does it come with a silencer? 1.3583 0.05265 120 83 31 6
827 It's also loud enough to muffle your screams. 1.3578 0.05759 109 77 25 7
828 Since we lent you Jumbo, we can't seem to find our aptly named son Dusty. 1.3571 0.05098 126 87 33 6
829 Why can't I have a quick word with Mr. Wilson? 1.3571 0.05906 126 94 19 13
830 Could you PLEASE stop playing Michael Buble” 1.3571 0.05019 154 111 31 12
831 My cat's stuck to the ceiling downstairs. Could you please turn that thing off? 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
832 Can I have my clothes back please? 1.3566 0.05195 143 103 29 11
833 Can you turn your TV down? I can barely hear the sound of your vacuuming. 1.3566 0.05138 129 90 32 7
834 Yes, but nature abhors a vacuum. 1.3566 0.05255 129 91 30 8
835 Tell Dyson he's gone too far this time! 1.3565 0.05686 115 82 25 8
836 Last night you said size doesn’t matter. 1.3564 0.06538 101 75 16 10
837 Please don’t call it white noise. I know white noise and that wasn’t it. 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
838 What makes you think I was vacuuming? 1.3559 0.05838 118 86 22 10
839 I'm Nature, from 4C. I abhor that thing. 1.3559 0.05838 118 86 22 10
840 I am leaving you Harvey. Fortunately, I have found an even bigger sucker to take your place. 1.3559 0.05838 118 86 22 10
841 Yeah? Well you suck more! 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
842 My wife's missing. Could you check the bag? 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
843 I have better things to suck. 1.3554 0.05487 121 86 27 8
844 We appreciate your initiative cleaning the hall, but I think you sucked up my Amazon deliveries again and John in 2B can’t find his cat… 1.3554 0.05852 121 89 21 11
845 I did it for the free shipping 1.3554 0.05487 121 86 27 8
846 Couldn't you have just gotten a dog like everyone else?! 1.3553 0.05231 152 112 26 14
847 Okay, you win…no more singing in the shower. 1.3548 0.05395 124 88 28 8
848 Hi, I'm Jerry from the apartment directly below you. My breakfast is on my ceiling. 1.3548 0.05861 124 92 20 12
849 I think we need to address the 800 lb vacuum in the room. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
850 I never should have put the Roomba in the same closet as the Electrolux. 1.3545 0.06272 110 82 17 11
851 Believe me, I know how well it sucks. 1.3545 0.05416 110 76 29 5
852 What do you mean the Roomba took time off? 1.3543 0.05065 127 88 33 6
853 Where's Tom? 1.3543 0.05537 127 92 25 10
854 Do you realize how difficult it is to read 'War and Peace,' without the 'Peace?' 1.3542 0.05350 144 106 25 13
855 Are you the lady who's looking for an extension cord? 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
856 Yes, I DID buy it at Costco. And yes, I CAN only use it in the middle of the night when building power usage is down. Any OTHER questions? 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
857 I promise I won’t leave my socks on the floor anymore. Will you let me back inside and release my things? 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
858 Can you turn off the rug beater function? it's keeping me awake. 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
859 It sparks joy. 1.3529 0.06331 102 75 18 9
860 Could you please delay your Roomba's space launch until morning? It's scaring my dog. 1.3529 0.05476 136 100 24 12
861 As it turns out, after 1am size does matter. 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
862 Sucks for both of us. 1.3525 0.05292 139 101 27 11
863 Need to borrow your ladder again. Cat's firmly stuck to the ceiling this time! 1.3520 0.05594 125 91 24 10
864 In that case, my Alexa will be in touch with your Alexa about this matter shortly. 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
865 Can you keep it down? I’m trying to practice my bagpipes. 1.3514 0.05240 148 109 26 13
866 It sounds like you’re running the biggest vacuum cleaner in the world up here. 1.3514 0.05527 111 78 27 6
867 How much closet space do you have in your apartment? 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
868 It's hard to get in the corners 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
869 When will you be returning to the office, Linda? 1.3511 0.06542 94 69 17 8
870 As a neighbor, you really suck. 1.3507 0.04649 134 91 39 4
871 I hope you’re happy, every cat in the building has left town for good. 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
872 It's 3am and I can't sleep without the background noise so can you please turn it back on! 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
873 I couldn’t help but overhear you missing a spot. 1.3504 0.05335 117 82 29 6
874 Have you considered getting a dog that isn’t such a shedder? 1.3500 0.05507 120 86 26 8
875 The noise doesn't bother me, but I'd like my refrigerator back. 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
876 You really know how to suck the life out of a relationship. 1.3497 0.04888 143 101 34 8
877 Your Uncle Dyson's experimental models are out of control Janet. 1.3496 0.05997 123 93 17 13
878 My grand piano is now stuck to the ceiling of my apartment. 1.3495 0.06429 103 77 16 10
879 Perhaps you can explain why the rug in my apartment downstairs is now stuck to the ceiling 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
880 I've dealt with a fair share of noisy neighbors in my day, but you suck the most. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
881 Can you please use the giant broom instead? 1.3491 0.05369 106 73 29 4
882 Just as I thought! 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
883 I'm no electrical engineer, but I know it won't work with no plug. 1.3486 0.06026 109 80 20 9
884 I never have to empty it! 1.3486 0.05433 109 76 28 5
885 Are we ever going to talk about the vacuum in the room? 1.3486 0.05884 109 79 22 8
886 Sorry. It’s lunar powered. 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
887 You people suck! 1.3481 0.05496 135 100 23 12
888 I live downstairs. Can I have my furniture back? 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
889 I’m afraid I’m with Nature on this one. 1.3478 0.05929 115 85 20 10
890 I don’t care how big the dustbunnies are. 1.3478 0.05530 115 82 26 7
891 Either the floor is made with paper or that’s the largest…oh. 1.3478 0.05099 115 79 32 4
892 It's not the vacuum that bothers me, it's the mournful cries of the dust bunnies. 1.3475 0.05819 118 87 21 10
893 Wow. When McGregor’s Department Store advertises a “Huge Vacuum Sale”, they really mean it! 1.3475 0.04871 118 80 35 3
894 I’d sure hate to see your stereo. 1.3475 0.05819 118 87 21 10
895 I came up to check if you've seen a chandelier 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
896 This doesn't need a caption. It's funny without one. 1.3471 0.05834 121 90 20 11
897 I'm politely asking if you could empty your screaming husband from the bag. 1.3471 0.05834 121 90 20 11
898 Yes, I bought it at Costco. 1.3471 0.05834 121 90 20 11
899 I was diagnosed as deaf ten years ago; obviously, they were mistaken. 1.3469 0.06663 98 74 14 10
900 You told me you only had a little vacuuming to do. 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
901 It’s 2 am and, well, you suck. 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
902 Nature and I both abhor a vacuum. 1.3465 0.05169 127 90 30 7
903 I am from downstairs, when you turn it on, my stuff goes up, when you turn it off, my stuff goes down. Just letting you know. 1.3464 0.04847 153 110 33 10
904 That's why all the tenants call you "Dirty Girl." 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
905 I thought we Lilliputians all agreed, no human sized technology after 10 PM 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
906 Meet Hoover. He's a wonderful companion when you're living in a vacuum. 1.3462 0.04724 130 89 37 4
907 Oh, I’m sorry I bothered you. It just sounded much larger from downstairs. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
908 I’ve lived downstairs for three years and well… I’m just shocked that I’d guessed right this whole time. 1.3462 0.05644 130 97 21 12
909 I liked you better when you swept all night... 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
910 Lemme guess, you can’t sleep. 1.3459 0.04896 133 93 34 6
911 I'm looking for a lost dog - a chihuahua - last seen in the hallway. 1.3459 0.05342 133 97 26 10
912 It was on sale. 1.3458 0.05492 107 75 27 5
913 Do you buy EVERYTHING at Costco?!... 1.3458 0.05804 107 77 23 7
914 Nature abhorred it, so I took it in. 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
915 What! 1.3455 0.04907 110 74 34 2
916 I hope you kept the receipt! 1.3451 0.05299 113 79 29 5
917 The condo board specifically has stated "No large metaphors after 6 pm." 1.3451 0.05999 113 84 19 10
918 I appreciate your fastidiousness, Robin. Like I said, I don’t think the Covid is in your carpeting. 1.3451 0.05299 113 79 29 5
919 Have you seen my dog? My cat? My goldfish? 1.3451 0.05478 142 107 21 14
920 I think it's about time we addressed the Electrolux in the room. 1.3445 0.05262 119 84 29 6
921 At least I can tell my wife it's not my snoring. 1.3445 0.04839 119 81 35 3
922 It really sucks living in the flat below you. 1.3445 0.06019 119 90 17 12
923 I'm missing sleep and my chandelier. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
924 Could I borrow that? 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
925 Yeah well, I also abhor a vacuum. 1.3440 0.05093 125 88 31 6
926 You're just trying to drown out my snoring, aren't you? 1.3440 0.05577 125 92 23 10
927 It’s the new Covid HEPA 5,000 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
928 You make me long for the good old days when I was living on the San Andreas Fault. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
929 Don't you think the police may get curious finding another person in a giant vacuum bag? 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
930 This vacuum is twice my size, and it still sucks less than you, Frank. 1.3429 0.05552 105 74 26 5
931 Marcia, that wouldn't work. You still need to get vaccinated! 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
932 Did I wake you? 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
933 Can I borrow a cup of milk? 1.3423 0.06070 111 83 18 10
934 Can you please go back to dropping 10-pound dumbells on the ground? At least that only startled me. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
935 I sent my wife down here half an hour ago. Did you happen to see her. 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
936 Oh, I'm sorry. I remember reading somewhere that a vacuum was silent. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
937 Please tell me you're not going to use your vibrator later tonight. 1.3419 0.05967 117 88 18 11
938 It sounds like there's a giant vacuum cleaner in here. 1.3417 0.05857 120 90 19 11
939 I'm aware you are obsessed with cleanliness. I am just as obsessed with getting some sleep. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
940 It's hard to believe that he was once my little dust buster. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
941 Well you did tell me to suck it up! 1.3415 0.05516 123 90 24 9
942 Can we just address the elephant in the vacuum?? 1.3415 0.05394 123 89 26 8
943 Excuse me miss have you seen my dog? 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
944 Use your words, Carol. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
945 Now let's talk about your blender. 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
946 My nature simply abhors that vacuum. 1.3406 0.05091 138 100 29 9
947 You didn't believe me. I told you that Covid left a big vacuum in my life. 1.3406 0.05294 138 102 25 11
948 For the love of God, please start swiffering. 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
949 I was dreaming that the MIR space station was reentering the atmosphere, then my sheets were suddenly ripped from my bed! 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
950 I don't care if it is J Edgar! 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
951 It's not the vacuum, it's the size of our New York apartments! 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
952 I'm a size queen, Herman 1.3400 0.05545 100 70 26 4
953 Do you have my chandelier? 1.3400 0.06391 100 75 16 9
954 I'm sorry to bother you, but I have a splitting headache and downstairs it sounds like you are running a GIANT vacuum cleaner. 1.3398 0.05264 103 71 29 3
955 I'm sorry Ken, size does matter 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
956 Sorry, I know it’s late, but it takes me the whole day to drag it out of the closet. 1.3396 0.05343 106 74 28 4
957 Lady, I just wanted to check the possible reality of my nightmare... and it is. 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
958 Oh! It sounds much larger across the hall. 1.3396 0.04873 159 117 30 12
959 For God's sake answer the one question keeping me up nights: Bissell? Dyson? Eureka? Hoover? Oreck? Shark? 1.3394 0.06004 109 81 19 9
960 I don't CARE if the replacement bag just arrived, Miss Carruthers. 1.3394 0.06281 109 83 15 11
961 Check your dust cup. The moon was full before you started vacuuming with that thing! 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
962 I thought witches had brooms. 1.3393 0.05160 112 78 30 4
963 I’d guess you don’t subscribe to the whole “size doesn’t matter” thing? 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
964 You sucked all the joy out of the evening. 1.3393 0.05314 112 79 28 5
965 Look, Lady. The lease specifically says no oversized vacuuming after 10:00 p.m. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
966 I'm from downstairs. My refrigerator is stuck to your ceiling. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
967 thanks for dog sitting my St Bernard, I hope he wasn't too much of a problem 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
968 Look lady, I don't care what he identifies as, just turn him off! 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
969 Will you two get a Roomba? 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
970 Can you check to see if you have my goldfish? 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
971 when you offer me a “big sucky wucky” this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. 1.3386 0.05725 127 96 19 12
972 I thought they'd be lying about the size like men usually do 1.3386 0.05614 127 95 21 11
973 Good Evening. I live in 4B just below you. I appreciate that your vacuum can not only clean your rug but, simultaneously, mine too. But does it have to be at 1:30 AM? 1.3373 0.07125 83 63 12 8
974 Before you go to bed may I borrow your vacuum? 1.3370 0.06786 92 70 13 9
975 Kong wants it back 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
976 My name is Mr. Nature. I abhor a vacuum. 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
977 I think you have my ceiling fan. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
978 I finally moved the couch 1.3366 0.06491 101 77 14 10
979 Well, your husband must be a mighty sound sleeper. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
980 Any chance I could get my light fittings back? 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
981 I live below you and couldn't understand why my cat was stuck to the ceiling. 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
982 Oh good. So your yappy dog sheds too. … a lot. 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
983 I have looked for Fido everywhere... 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
984 I know. It sucks a lot. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
985 I see you're also a sucker for big deals. 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
986 I’m Fred, from downstairs. Could you turn that thing off? My wife is stuck on our ceiling! 1.3363 0.05978 113 85 18 10
987 Wow, you have the new Texan vacuum cleaner! 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
988 Could you please k…..ohmygod, is that a Kirby J2000? 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
989 My dog's therapist said the obnoxiously large vacuum helped his other patients overcome their fear of normal-sized vacuums. 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
990 Marilyn’s big, dirty secret. 1.3362 0.05991 116 88 17 11
991 Yeah, but it only takes three minutes to clean the apartment 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
992 Even my cat is barking now. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
993 Can I ask you a small favor? 1.3361 0.04665 119 81 36 2
994 Ok, you win. I'll stop my singing in the shower" 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
995 It sounded like a really big vacuum cleaner. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
996 Can I borrow a cup of psycho? 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
997 And don’t tell me you were just doing a “little” vacuuming. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
998 The vacuum of space has less suction. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
999 Would you mind the noise less if you imagined me in a French maid’s costume? 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1000 Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1001 I SAID, PLEASE TURN IT OFF! MY CATS ARE STUCK TO THE CEILING! 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1002 Eureka, I’ve found it. 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
1003 Just wondering if you have seen Barky, our Great Dane? 1.3359 0.05038 131 94 30 7
1004 On behalf of loud snorers, this is cultural appropriation. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1005 Its very late, Mrs. Hoover. 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1006 I'm asking for my dog. 1.3333 0.05357 105 74 27 4
1007 The building does not allow particle accelerators. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1008 It's much smaller than I imagined." 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1009 This proves it, Gloria! You do live in a vacuum. 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1010 Really? You can hear my vacuum 23 floors below? 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1011 Could you PLEASE not sing while you vacuum? 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1012 To re-coin a phrase… Neighbors abhor a vacuum! 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1013 I'm here to pick up my wife. 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
1014 You want ME to suck it up? 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1015 Have you seen Fluffy? 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1016 All I'm saying is, if you get a new one, it will be smaller and quieter. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1017 All right, already. I'll stop blasting music at 2 am. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1018 Like I told you last night, it’s not the size, it’s how you use it. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1019 Sorry about the noise,but Vacuula lives for the night. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1020 I thought there was no sound in the presence of a vacuum! 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1021 No, I don't like it. In fact, it really sucks! 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
1022 Nature isn’t the only one that abhors a vacuum! 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1023 Looks like you found my lost Viagra from last week! 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1024 I told you not to feed the Roomba after midnight. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1025 What d'ya mean, "What vacuum!?" 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1026 Much to my surprise, it actually is an energy star product. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1027 I thought you said that you live with a heavy SLEEPER! 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1028 What Vacuum? 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
1029 So that's why the Airbnb cleaning fee was so expensive 1.3333 0.07027 81 61 13 7
1030 Hi, I'm Joe - your neighbor 2 blocks away. I can hear your vacuum from my home. There are a lot of angry neighbors that would prefer if you vacuumed on the weekend, during the day, preferably after 9am. Thank you. 1.3333 0.06313 114 89 12 13
1031 The last time I complained about strange noises you told me to ‘suck it up.’ Now, I know why. 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
1032 Well, at least we can agree it really sucks. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
1033 Sorry,but my sofa cushions are all stuck to my ceiling! 1.3308 0.05517 133 101 20 12
1034 It seems my cat has made a sudden exit through my ceiling. 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
1035 So, you don't want to talk about the vacuum in the room? 1.3307 0.05596 127 96 20 11
1036 Pardon me, but I think you might have my chandelier. 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
1037 Thank God. I thought the loud sucking noise was my life. 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
1038 You sucked the popcorn off my ceiling. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1039 Great—an alarm that cleans. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1040 Hi, I'm your downstairs neighbor your new vacuum just sucked the light bulbs off my ceiling 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
1041 It picks up all the latest variants. 1.3305 0.05903 118 90 17 11
1042 Yup, size does matter after all 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1043 Please stop. I can't even hear myself play the bongos. 1.3304 0.04739 115 79 34 2
1044 Please turn off the vacuum. My wife stuck on the ceiling! 1.3304 0.05051 115 81 30 4
1045 Alexa,turn off the vacuum cleaner. 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
1046 I am starting to regret giving you that Marie Kondo book. 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
1047 Being your downstairs neighbor really sucks! 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1048 I don't mind the noise, but your matching robe drives me crazy. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1049 I know you just moved from Texas, but could you wait until 9am to use that thing? 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1050 Yes,Karl,it was a pandemic purchase. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1051 I think I know where the cat is. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1052 OK, I'll return the damn cheese grater 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1053 No, it wasn’t a large motor. It was screams. Like the muffled screams of an adult man. Let him out and we’ll call it an accident. 1.3303 0.05223 109 77 28 4
1054 You sucked up my ceiling fan again. 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1055 Look lady! Everything in my apartment is stuck to the ceiling! 1.3302 0.06102 106 80 17 9
1056 #Cartoon Caption Contest "Yes, I'm sure it is very powerful and efficient, but our Cat is stuck to the ceiling below ". 1.3301 0.06075 103 77 18 8
1057 Your neighbors abhor your vacuum. 1.3301 0.06075 103 77 18 8
1058 It's a Trojan model, replete with a couple of guys who will actually do the work. 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
1059 Please stop feeding it after midnight! 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1060 Can you keep it down? Life sucks enough as it is, lady. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1061 Nature abhors a large vacuum... 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
1062 No, when I said, ‘Could your midnight vacuuming sessions possibly suck any more?’ I was not issuing a challenge. 1.3299 0.06341 97 73 16 8
1063 Yep,I just turn it on for 3 seconds and I don’t have to vacuum again until 1 year later. 1.3298 0.05534 94 66 25 3
1064 I keep telling you…size doesn’t matter. 1.3297 0.06640 91 69 14 8
1065 Nature abhors a vacuum. So do I. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1066 I was wondering why my lights were dimming. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1067 Nature sent me up to complain. 1.3284 0.05378 134 101 22 11
1068 Sorry, I need it back. It doesn't put our baby to sleep, but it drowns out my crying. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1069 You’re up late… 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1070 Have you tried counting sheep? 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
1071 ... and, let me guess, it doesn't lose suction? 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
1072 The noise coming from your apartment sucks! 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
1073 I thought you were anti-vax. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1074 By chance, have you seen my wife? She's gone missing! 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1075 Where do I buy one? 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
1076 Do you really need to vacuum my apartment too? 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
1077 Can I borrow a five-gallon bucket of sugar? 1.3273 0.06209 110 85 14 11
1078 No, your music wasn’t keeping me up. 1.3273 0.05020 110 77 30 3
1079 Do you know where the cat is? 1.3271 0.05104 107 75 29 3
1080 Nature and I are as one on this issue 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1081 Excuse the mess 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1082 Your "Cleanliness is next to Godliness" really sucks at 2 am. 1.3269 0.06178 104 79 16 9
1083 I think it's time we talked about the vacuum cleaner in the room. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
1084 I was wondering if you have seen either one of my cats 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1085 Believe it or not, but it actually sounded smaller. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1086 My husband vacuums, do you really want me to call him? 1.3265 0.06450 98 75 14 9
1087 Couldn’t be me Ted. Mine is the ultra quiet model. 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1088 Dam, that is a huge Hoover! 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1089 It looked smaller online. 1.3263 0.05487 95 67 25 3
1090 It's like to meet the man who sold you this to you. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1091 Listen, I'm glad you took a break from bowling, but this isn't much better 1.3258 0.05323 132 99 23 10
1092 Have you seen my kitty? 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1093 Your late night cleaning really sucks. 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
1094 We both know there's no rational explanation for such a comically oversized vacuum unless we're in a New Yorker cartoon. 1.3254 0.05727 126 97 17 12
1095 Don't you have a broom? 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1096 "Would you mind putting Vaccumzilla to bed? 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
1097 Your dog is keeping me up! 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
1098 Do you know what hour it is Mrs. Bunyan? 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
1099 I'm Jim from downstairs. Our cat just spent an hour dusting the ceiling. 1.3243 0.06025 111 85 16 10
1100 You win. I'll get CPAP mask. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1101 I'm sorry but the vacuum has been filled. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1102 I’d invite you in - but it sucks in here. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1103 This sucks a lot. 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1104 Couldn't you just poison me, like a normal wife? 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
1105 Unlike that thing, I don’t have a filter for what I’m about to say. 1.3235 0.06410 102 79 13 10
1106 Sure, in the vacuum of space, no one can hear you scream, but I can hear you vacuum. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1107 PUT ON YOUR MASK 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1108 I can't even count sheep -- you've vacuumed them all up. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1109 I take back what I said about someone needing to clean up this filthy city. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1110 You’re keeping up the Joneses. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1111 I’m sick and that really sucks 1.3229 0.06538 96 74 13 9
1112 Sorry, my new roommate really sucks. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1113 I'm looking for my dog, who was wandering the hallway. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1114 "It's three in the morning. Where are your dust bunnies?" 1.3226 0.05332 93 65 26 2
1115 There is a loud noise and my cat keeps getting stuck to the ceiling. I came upstairs to investigate. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1116 You’re sucking the life out of the building 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1117 I told you not to feed it after midnight 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1118 Couldn't you have purchased a solar powered one? 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1119 What the suck? 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1120 I think you have a problem. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1121 We’ve talked about everything but the big vacuum in the room. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
1122 Do you have a gigantic Ambien? 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
1123 This isn’t what I meant when I told you to suck it up, Janine 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1124 Please stop. My mattress is on the ceiling. 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
1125 So... my chandelier seems to have vanished... 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1126 I thought only a large vacuum can fill the large vacuum in my life. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1127 But you told me that bigger isn't always better! 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
1128 Well that really sucks. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1129 What is it going to be tomorrow night Susan? The worlds largest tap dancing group? 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1130 That’s the last time I buy anything online. 1.3211 0.05194 109 78 27 4
1131 Can you please figure out some other way to get your husband off the couch? 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1132 How do you expect me to sleep when my cat keeps getting sucked up to the ceiling? 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
1133 Sorry for the racket,but I need one this big to suck the suck out of the last year and a half! 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
1134 Well, you suck too! 1.3206 0.05447 131 100 20 11
1135 Once again, my breakfast is on my ceiling. 1.3204 0.06203 103 79 15 9
1136 He’s not here. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1137 Hi Laura, have you seen my cat, or my dog, my budgie, my TV, or my sofa? 1.3200 0.05101 100 70 28 2
1138 I think you missed a spot. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
1139 The gravity of the situation is that I have no gravity in my apartment when you run that thing. 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
1140 Sorry if I woke you. I’m trying to fill a huge vacuum in my life. 1.3188 0.05243 138 105 22 11
1141 Really? Our sofa is stuck to the ceiling. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1142 How am I supposed to sleep when I can hear you missing all the corners? 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1143 Well, at least your dog stopped barking. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1144 I saw it on Amazon and just couldn’t resist. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1145 I think you got my cat again. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1146 You said your husband's name is Hoover, but I never expected this. 1.3185 0.04893 135 99 29 7
1147 Actually it was your husband's Fee-Fi-Fo-Fuming that woke me. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1148 And I’M enjoying some super-size insomnia. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1149 Normally I'd love the sound of a really big, loud vacuum at 2 AM - I mean, who wouldn't - but I have an early meeting this morning. 1.3178 0.05390 129 98 21 10
1150 I have to say, as a neighbor, you definitely suck. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1151 "I was awakened by the sound of my dining room chandelier being sucked up through the ceiling." 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1152 Have you seen my great dane? 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1153 Please, for the love of God, my cat is stuck to my ceiling. 1.3178 0.06027 107 82 16 9
1154 Well, at least it's quieter than your dining table-sized Roomba. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1155 Oh, I thought that was just a euphemism... 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1156 You wanted a beach house. How else can I deal with all this sand? 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1157 Now that I have to commute to work, I beg for you to exercise your vacuum during the day. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1158 It's sucking my will to live. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1159 But you can’t hear my TV, right? 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
1160 He's been gazing off into space ever since he found out Nature abhors him. 1.3171 0.05575 123 94 19 10
1161 Could you ask your husband not to wear those boots when he's vacuuming? 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1162 I can see that, and that’s why I’m complaining… but who’s your cleaning lady?? 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1163 In the end, size mattered. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
1164 Tell your Hoover to stop being such a big bully to my Roomba! 1.3168 0.04861 101 70 30 1
1165 Can I get you a dustbuster? 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1166 Honey, I vacuumed the kids. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1167 I promise I'll never criticize your cleaning again. Can I go to bed now? 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
1168 I’d like my toupee back. 1.3165 0.05850 79 56 21 2
1169 I've captured a Republican miscreant. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1170 If I don’t get some sleep I won’t be able to work and pay it’s electric bill. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1171 I have some extra dirt if you'd like me to bring it up. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1172 But it was on sale! Diana Diamond Palo Alto, CA 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1173 Can you please be quicker with your cleaning? I can’t hear the airplanes landing 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1174 Don’t blame me. Blame my giant cleaning lady. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1175 Expecting a visit from your mother? 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1176 You’ll get the plug back in the morning! 1.3158 0.05033 114 82 28 4
1177 Not what i meant by deep cleaning. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1178 The neighbors warned me that you were one of those people who could suck the air out of a room. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1179 So I guess size does matter. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
1180 It was your idea to move to Texas, Gary 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
1181 O.K., now I get what woke me up, but I have to ask, who operates that thing? 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1182 Exactly as I imagined. I'm speechless. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1183 i think you might’ve inadvertently sucked up my dreams… 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1184 Once you’re done vacuuming could I get my car washed in your dishwasher? 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1185 True, I'm a dirtbag, but I think I could fill the vacuum in your life. 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1186 Okay, now Big Birtha's done it. She's sucked the living daylights out of the whole building. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1187 You were right, it’s the mother of all vacuum cleaners. 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
1188 It's not the noise. My cat keeps getting sucked up to the ceiling. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1189 I'd say it really sucks, but I think you already know that. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1190 Don’t worry, it’s in the bag… 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
1191 You want to roomba? 1.3143 0.05120 105 75 27 3
1192 We have to talk about the vacuum cleaner in the room 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1193 You know why I’m here. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1194 I think you may have my ceiling fan. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1195 Things look small at Costco. 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1196 I live downstairs. Have you seen my wife? 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1197 Okay. I admit it's awesome, but I'd like my wife back. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1198 The Roomba was broken so I called in the big dogs. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
1199 Suck it up? Is that your answer to everything? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1200 I don’t think your desensitization therapy is helping my insomnia. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1201 Honey, where'd the carpet go? 1.3125 0.04981 96 67 28 1
1202 What do you feed it? 1.3125 0.07025 80 62 11 7
1203 My universe abhors your vacuum. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
1204 Come on in, I was just tidying up. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1205 Could you please turn that off… and where’s your husband ? 1.3120 0.05257 125 94 23 8
1206 I hoped you would clean my ceiling, not evaporate it with your Hoover. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
1207 dustbears... 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1208 I don't care if you are married to a giant. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1209 The ad said MEGA sale. Not what I had in mind. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1210 No, I didn't ask myself why the rent in the apartment under yours was so low. 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1211 I can take the sucking sound. The vibration too. But do you really need to whistle while you work? 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
1212 But it just vacuumed up all the paint from my ceiling. 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
1213 Of course it's mine and I want it back. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1214 It’s a top of the Eureka COVID 19 model. It really sucks 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1215 It's still not better than a Dyson 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1216 My cats would like to come down from the ceiling 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1217 Of course you woke me! Did you think I came up to borrow a cup of sugar? 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1218 You've sucked my wife up to the ceiling again. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
1219 This neighbor abhors that vacuum. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1220 Unlike you, he cleans! 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
1221 So sorry to bother you at this hour, but I’m wondering if by any chance you might have a vacuum I could borrow. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1222 Does it come with attachments? 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1223 I got the 2020 model - it sucks big time 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1224 I thought I heard a scream. 1.3106 0.04944 132 98 27 7
1225 Use a big broom. 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
1226 I got stuck to the ceiling again 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1227 Let me guess. Cat stuck to your ceiling again? 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
1228 Never had a neighbor who sucks quite as much as you do! 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1229 Good evening. I was sent by the entire building to ask you not to vacuum when any of us are actually home. 1.3100 0.06466 100 79 11 10
1230 Then how would you explain my bed being sucked up to the ceiling? 1.3100 0.06308 100 78 13 9
1231 Yes, but he picks up after himself 24/7 and loves me. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1232 Usually people just bang a broom handle on the ceiling. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1233 If you were trying to sweep me off my feet, it didn’t work. 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
1234 I’m down in 1B, and my furniture is sticking to the ceiling. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1235 A few words if you please. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1236 You’re right. It really sucks. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
1237 Rachael, it doesn’t matter the lengths you go to, your mom is still going to criticize our housekeeping. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
1238 You should get one, I literally never have to clean it. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1239 For a while there I thought you were up here screwing Godzilla. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1240 Too noisy? 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1241 I thought I told you already - I am an anti-vaccer 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1242 Cleaning? 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
1243 Hi, I'm looking for my wife. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
1244 Honey, your stress cleaning is way out of proportion. 1.3089 0.04778 123 89 30 4
1245 Can I borrow a cup of sugar? 1.3085 0.06598 94 74 11 9
1246 It's strictly ornamental. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1247 That sucks. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1248 And you would be the "cat lady," I presume? 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1249 You blew the circuit again 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1250 It’s not so much the noise, but the bill for my dog’s therapist that’s the problem. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1251 The seller on ebay said it's an original Jeff Koons 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1252 Can I have my chandelier back? 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
1253 Does everything you do have to be over-inflated Margaret? 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1254 Mary thinks you might have sucked up the cat again. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1255 No, 4 a.m.'s out. How about never -- is never good for you? 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1256 No wonder your husband disappeared. 1.3077 0.06273 104 82 12 10
1257 Where's the dirt coming from??? 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1258 It's even bigger than I dreamed. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1259 Can I borrow that? I've got a neighbor below me for whom this is long overdue... 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1260 Can’t your suppressed rage wait until morning? 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
1261 Your apartment is smaller than mine. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1262 But does it get into the corners? 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1263 Noise aside, have you seen my wife? 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1264 You need to work on a better pick up line. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1265 I know this sucks but there’s something I need you to do 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1266 Tell that sucker to keep it down or else 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1267 Do you have a cup of sugar I could borrow? 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1268 What are you feeding him?!? 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1269 Let me guess. You vacuumed John’s Viagra pills? 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1270 Oh, I’m sorry! I thought you were actually having fun. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1271 I don’t care that it’s the middle of the night, I can’t live with someone who keeps a reading lamp that close to the window. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1272 I know I didn't look like this yesterday. That's because my toupee is stuck to my ceiling. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
1273 Oh. Could I borrow a couple of pounds of dirt? 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1274 I heard you give good suction. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1275 You've made your point. Can I come back in now? 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1276 You know how I’m a sucker for an upgrade deal 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1277 Would vacuuming at a different time really make a difference? 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1278 You're not very subtle. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1279 The vacuum in the room. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1280 Ironically, we talk about how much YOU suck 1.3061 0.06223 98 76 14 8
1281 I can't believe you sucked me into this again. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1282 Apartment 509 abhors a vacuum. 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1283 All the dogs have left the building 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1284 Oh, finally, the quakes have stopped - are you OK? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1285 Oh,I stopped vacuuming a few hours ago,it just takes a while to quiet down 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1286 Ok, Ok, I'll clean my room. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1287 Power vacuum, my ass! 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1288 Have you seen Barky or Howler? 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1289 I can deal with the noise, but the vibration is breaking all my wine glasses. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1290 Of course this noise is disruptive! Do you live in a vacuum?! 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1291 I’m your downstairs neighbor and really hate to meet you like this 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1292 What if I just got you a giant broom? 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1293 This wasn't your best QVC purchase 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1294 I can still hear the baby. Try a lawnmower next time. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1295 I can hear it downstairs ! 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
1296 It started off as a normal sized vacuum…and then the more I cleaned, the more it grew 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1297 Not what I meant by 'suck it up big time' 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1298 My Shih Tzu is missing. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1299 Okay. I'm woke. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1300 Being woken up at 2am also sucks. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1301 Perhaps you are over reacting to the breakup. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1302 It's sucking the sleep out of me. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1303 Have you seen Mr. Whiskers? 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1304 Do your 27 cats really shed so much you need an industrial vacuum? Wait, where'd your cats go? 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1305 Let me guess: it sucks being my neighbor. 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
1306 Honey, I shrunk the people. 1.3033 0.04784 122 89 29 4
1307 Norman abhors a vacuum. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1308 First, it's 3am and that thing's noisy. Second, we need our throw pillows back. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1309 Give me a break Carl, have you ever heard yourself snoring? 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1310 You said it sounded like an elephant was in my room? Haha I have no idea what you’re talking about. 1.3030 0.06333 99 78 12 9
1311 You know, your new roommate really sucks. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1312 Honestly, I think it’s about time we put things into perspective 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1313 Keep it down or you’re gonna Dyson 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1314 I'm your downstairs neighbor. I think you may have sucked up my cat. 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1315 Listen, Gary. I don’t know why it has to be so huge either. What I do know is that I can’t afford the electricity to run it in the daytime. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1316 Is there a 3:00am Moron volume setting on this vacuum cleaner? 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1317 So exactly what is the subject of your son's science fair project? 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1318 Could you check under your vacuum? There is a hole in my ceiling downstairs and my cat is missing. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1319 Does it have reverse? My furniture is on the ceiling. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1320 I've realized we have something in common. We both hate our downstairs neighbors. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1321 Please shut it off. My cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.3021 0.06642 96 77 9 10
1322 I came up to warn you we have poltergeists, bu now I see what sucked me out of bed and slammed me into the ceiling. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1323 Barbara, at this point, it feels like you are trying to compensate for something. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1324 What do you mean real quiet for its size? 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1325 It may be a bit noisy but it sucks up sub-automic particles. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1326 That's still not powerful enough to suck up all of my husky's fur. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1327 Please just go to sleep Karen. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1328 What happened to your elephant? 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
1329 What do you mean ‘it’s a Herculean effort’ to vacuum? 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1330 Oh hey Janice, sorry to interrupt your vacuuming, can I borrow your headphones… 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1331 Next time just call me when you see a roach. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1332 It has nothing to do with the hour, it's the sound I'm talking about. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1333 Living on the floor below you sucks - and I mean that literally. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1334 If you can get it out the door you can borrow it! 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1335 You must know the nature and 306B abhor vacuums. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1336 « Neighbours abhor a vacuum. » 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1337 . . . . NEIGHBOR, I BELIEVE THAT MONSTROSITY IS SUCTIONING MY DREAMS AS WELL . . . . 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
1338 You couldn’t hear me banging on the ceiling? Hmm, that’s strange. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1339 Nevermind, your problems are obviously bigger than mine. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1340 Denise, this is sucking the life out of me. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1341 I wouldn't have disturbed you if I'd known it was the Edgar J. Hoover. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1342 How big was your cat's hairball again?" 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1343 And where is Mr.Jones? 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1344 I will clean your floors by hand if you promise not to start that jet engine again. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1345 What do you mean you haven’t even plugged it in yet? 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1346 When you said it vacuums up furniture, too, I thought … 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1347 The Statue of Liberty called they want the vacuum back by 9:00 am 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1348 Lady, ya don't need two guesses do ya? 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1349 I get the hint... Size matters. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1350 You’re drowning out the traffic noise. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1351 Is this my wake up call? 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1352 Can we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1353 You could have just knocked three times on the ceiling if you wanted me. 1.3000 0.06601 90 71 11 8
1354 If you think this is loud, you should see the dishwasher. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1355 My Great Dane is missing. Could you please check your vacuum? 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1356 Janice, you've sucked my cat up to the ceiling again. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1357 Does the “Do Not Disturb” sign work both ways? 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1358 I’m getting some nasty ideas. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1359 Like nature, I abhor a vacuum. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1360 You know, I didn’t like this model at first, but it really grew on me. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1361 So that’s why my wife is currently stuck to the ceiling! 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1362 Well, that’s exactly how it sounds. 1.2990 0.06416 97 77 11 9
1363 Have you noticed a loud noise coming from somewhere in the building? 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1364 Are you from Texas lady? 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1365 Hello night person? I'm day person. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1366 My saying that your loss had left a big vacuum in your life was strictly a metaphor! 1.2989 0.05200 87 62 24 1
1367 Bigger isn’t always better 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1368 You tell it to stop. 1.2989 0.05200 87 62 24 1
1369 Quarantine much? 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1370 It looked so tiny in the Amazon ad. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1371 Ah, a vacuum that matches all the noise it makes. 1.2986 0.05128 144 113 19 12
1372 Sorry, I’ve been living in a vacuum for the past 17 months 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1373 This is the last time I help you get your husband out of the dust bag. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1374 I’m sorry I called you a clean freak. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1375 Where are the kids? 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1376 You bought online? What a big sucker. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1377 I'm your downstairs neighbor. Can I have my furniture back, please? 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1378 Well if you can't reach the OFF button then just unplug the dang thing! 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1379 I'm not going to 'suck it up'! 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1380 The fillings in my teeth are loose! 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1381 What do you mean, 'What vacuum'? 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1382 I’m trying to pick up the pieces of my life” 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1383 I'm nature, and I abhor your vacuum. 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
1384 Can you turn your television down? 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1385 Hi I’m Mick Stevens, I drew this comic. 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
1386 You clean up nice! 1.2973 0.05685 74 53 20 1
1387 Is your husband home? I did hear him snoring, but I haven’t heard him recently. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1388 It's not so much the noise as it is that my cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1389 Fine, Samantha, we can hire a maid! 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1390 I’d like to suggest downsizing. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1391 Typically it’s existential dread and the fear I’m turning into my father that keeps me up at night. At least this is a change of pace. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1392 'I thought I heard something' 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1393 Dennis is not in bed. I think he's in there. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1394 You know, you don't live in a vacuum. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1395 I was just wondering why my cat was stuck to my ceiling. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1396 Sorry, Roomba’s mother-in-law decided to visit again. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1397 It looked smaller at the store. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1398 You know what sucks even more? 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1399 It's two A.M. Your giant vacuum interrupted my nightmare about a giant vacuum. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1400 I am sorry I didn't want to go on a 2nd date. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1401 Honestly, one giant dirt bag is all I can handle right now 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1402 I want my light fixture back! 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1403 Is that thing powered by the Hoover Dam? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1404 Did I hear someone screaming for help? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1405 I told you his was bigger than yours! 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1406 I said Roomba, not ROOMba. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1407 Look- Sheila- I don’t want to fight- I’m pretty sure it was you that borrowed my giant vacuum. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
1408 On reflection, I realize that size is not the only factor in a good anniversary gift. 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1409 So Gargantua is your boyfriend. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1410 Ok Gladys, YOU WIN- I quit smoking !! 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1411 ...it’s not so much the noise as it is the constant power outages. 1.2955 0.05152 88 63 24 1
1412 Please tell me it has a sleep setting." 1.2952 0.06041 105 83 13 9
1413 I thought I heard you knock 3 times.... 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1414 You’ve taken white noise to a new level. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1415 Have you seen my wife? She came down a while back to complain about the noise. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1416 My bed has been levitating... 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
1417 It really upsets my pet elephant. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
1418 I don't know about yours, but MY nature abhors a vacuum. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1419 I don’t know what you’re doing up here, but I was stuck on the ceiling of my apartment for the last 15 minutes! 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
1420 Good morning. C. Dudley, 3B. I appreciate your penchant for tidiness, but you’re sucking the life out of me. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1421 What exactly did you mean when you said you were 'really' going to clean up around here? 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1422 honey, i shrunk the humans 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1423 Is your husband around? 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1424 The vacuum was cheap, but they get you on the filters. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1425 Yes, well that does explains the vacuum. But why--and this is really my point--why get the giant longhair cat in the first place, Sheryl? 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1426 Your downstairs neighbors also abhor a vacuum. 1.2941 0.06658 85 67 11 7
1427 Thought I’d stop by to see how Donald’s doing since your divorce was finalized. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1428 Elbert froze when Gladys opened the door. He had come to complain about the loud whirring in her apartment, but when their eyes met, he was lost.“My God,” he thought. “That bathrobe! Those cat-eye glasses! She can suck up ALL my dust bunnies." 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1429 Hi, I live in the apartment next door, and my cat, Sam, was sucked right through my Heater vent a minute ago. If it's no bother, would you mind if I checked your vacuum bag ? 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1430 My name is Nature, and I abhor that thing. 1.2941 0.06007 102 80 14 8
1431 Unlike you, it has a filter. 1.2936 0.05873 109 86 14 9
1432 I haven’t seen your husband in a few days. Is he home? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1433 I believe you have my ceiling light. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1434 'How did you get out?' 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1435 I had a dream I was in high school and you were my mother. 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1436 I'm out of vacuum bags. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
1437 Great. Just need to vacuum up one more neighbor and I can empty the bag. 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
1438 It’s not the noise, ma’am. It’s the unrealistic expectations your projecting onto my robot vacuum. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1439 It's the muffled screaming that's keeping me awake. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1440 I live downstairs. Any idea why my dog is stuck to my ceiling? 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
1441 I told you to keep it down, it sounds like you have a giant vacuum in here. 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
1442 I think the bag is full. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1443 If you wouldn’t mind only sucking up all of my peace and happiness after 8am but before 9pm. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1444 That explains why my chandelier disappeared through the ceiling 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1445 Sorry I complained about your coffee grinder. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1446 Are you sure Goliath isn’t in? 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1447 Whoa! Now I see why my cat Cleo is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1448 You’re sucking the will to live right out of me 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1449 Never mind. I thought it was a jet landing. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1450 I just remembered I had one more spot to clean! 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1451 It's not the vacuum. I just wanted to ask you if the Governor became a Republican, could he then stay in office? 1.2917 0.05601 120 95 15 10
1452 I'm guessing you're the little woman of the house? 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1453 I knew this would happen - it’s been gathering dirt on us for years and now look at it! 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1454 we’re gonna need a bigger mess 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
1455 You missed a spot. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1456 This thing is bigger than both of us. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1457 The noise? Just suck it up 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
1458 Please...cleanliness isn't next to godliness at this time of night... 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1459 Why are there dust bunnies on my ceiling? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1460 Can you please not whistle while you work? 1.2911 0.07013 79 63 9 7
1461 No, I”m not going to empty the bag for you now. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1462 Sorry.I thought it was a vibrator. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1463 It works great except it doesn’t clean under the couch. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1464 Your RPM is out of sync with my REM. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1465 Your version of the elephant in the room? 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1466 Well that explains why I woke up on the ceiling. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
1467 For years we swept everything under the carpet. The vacuum decided enough is enough... 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1468 I don't care if it's on Silent mode!!! 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1469 I believe you have exceeded the parameters of Godliness. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1470 I understand cleanliness is next to godlessness, but it's 3am! 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1471 That's not what I meant when I said, "You suck the big one." 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1472 Are you trying to ride that Hoover to the Moon? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1473 I need another body bag. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1474 Your husband said you would stop vacuuming at night. uhh...where might he be? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1475 It's not the parties that are keeping me awake, it's the clean-up. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1476 The cat too? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1477 You know that nature abhors a vacuum. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1478 Give up your electric toothbrush and we can talk about it. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1479 The space below you abhors a vacuum. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1480 I have cats. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1481 Ever heard of a dyson? 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
1482 Cleanliness may be next to godliness but as your neighbor I suggest less is more. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1483 Sorry, I ordered it online during the pandemic. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1484 You sucked my bed up to the ceiling again 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1485 No, I think your vacuum abhors my nature. 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1486 I abhor that vacuum. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1487 Your upright has me upright. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1488 What have you done with Joe? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1489 I lost my cat 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1490 Can I borrow your coffeemaker? 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1491 I see you found a bigger sucker than me! 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1492 The new vacuum cleaner was a giant mistake 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
1493 Nature isn't the only thing that abhors a vacuum. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1494 Look, everyone’s calling you the crazy vac lady. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1495 We’ll always have Paris. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1496 I thought you told me size doesn’t matter. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1497 Have you seen my Gernan Sheperd? 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1498 I thought you said size doesn't matter, Cheryl! 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1499 Until you turned it off, I was pinned to the ceiling below> 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1500 Damn that Hoover! 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
1501 Can you do my place next and then stop? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1502 Get a muffler. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1503 I feel like we’re losing perspective. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1504 I know a good cleaning service you can use. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1505 Did you put trump in there again? 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1506 That would explain my missing chandelier. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1507 Could you vacuum Tuesdays and Thursdays between 11AM and 4PM? 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1508 I know it’s loud but this is easier than the KonMari method. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1509 Couldn't you get a roomba instead? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1510 I'm sorry but I get lonely at night and crave human interaction so thanks for coming over to complain. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1511 Sorry, but I can only afford to use it off-peak 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1512 My wife borrowed your vacuum cleaner a few days ago. Any idea where she might be? 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1513 Ok, I was wrong. Go back to the hardwood. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
1514 Our goal is to be carpet neutral by 2032. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1515 Sorry for the noise…I was just cleaning up the world’s problems. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1516 Would u mind cleaning the whole neighborhood too? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1517 I don’t understand, we have hardwood 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
1518 Im missing a ceiling light fixture. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1519 Well, I first became aware of your vacuum's power when I noticed my nose was touching the ceiling of my apartment directly below. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
1520 I think my last dream is in your vacuum bag. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1521 It's not just the noise. It's sucking up my ceiling. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1522 Have you noticed that all of your furniture is stuck to the ceiling?" 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1523 you sucked me up to the ceiling 1.2870 0.05891 108 86 13 9
1524 You’re sucking my dreams 1.2868 0.05185 129 101 19 9
1525 That thing's so loud, I can't win imaginary arguments in the shower" 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1526 That's it, I'm adding noise intolerance to the agenda of the next board meeting. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
1527 Now it is clear to me why everyone says you suck all the air out of the room. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1528 For some reason all my carpets are on the ceiling. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1529 I'm trying to fill this vacuum in my life. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1530 If you don't want to hear me having sex, just turn on the TV like a normal person. 1.2857 0.04632 105 76 28 1
1531 Have you seen my wife? When she called earlier, it sounded like she was half in the bag. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
1532 A wood chipper as a garbage disposal, and now this? 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1533 The sound of your vibrator woke me up. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1534 Hi. Jerry from downstairs. My cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1535 My name is Nature - need I say more? 1.2857 0.06154 98 78 12 8
1536 You seriously suck. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1537 Looks like your Rhumba vacuumed some magic mushrooms. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1538 Have you seen Stella? She came up here an hour ago for a cup of sugar. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1539 Mother Nature isn't the only one who abhors your vacuum. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
1540 The board only allows this because of the power vacuum. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1541 The feud had escalated, once more. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1542 Eh George, your sweep walking again 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1543 just so we are clear the lawn mowing starts in 3 hours 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1544 Horror vacui 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1545 Sorry about the noise. My roombamate sleep walks. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
1546 Yes Karen, unfortunately it also sounds like the world’s largest vacuum downstairs. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
1547 It’s not the noise keeping me up, it’s the idea of a messy apartment… 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1548 Yeah, well, it’s not only nature who abhors it! 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1549 My wife still isn't home, so I wondered if you'd seen her. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1550 Is it true you live in a vacuum? 1.2844 0.05695 109 86 15 8
1551 I’m very sorry I told you that you can’t live your life in a vacuum. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1552 Every time you turn it on, my cat gets stuck to the ceiling." 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1553 I told you I’d pay you back for playing that ‘Walking on Sunshine’ song every morning at 5am during lockdown 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1554 So it wasn't a dream. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1555 Next time, maybe just whistle. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1556 I suppose telling you that you suck would be redundant. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1557 I can't sleep either, does that thing make margaritas? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1558 Judging from the noise, either your brush belt needs replacing or you just vacuumed up both your Siamese cats. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1559 Sorry, I forgot it was 'Sweeps Week' 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1560 Other than keeping me awake, what else does it do? 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1561 At first I thought you were just an inconsiderate neighbor, Tammy. Now I see that your talent for sucking knows no bounds. 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1562 Jeff Bezos called. He wants his rocket back. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1563 Sorry, I've been in a vacuum 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1564 … well in Texas no one seemed to mind. 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
1565 Ready to shag? 1.2833 0.05317 120 94 18 8
1566 Any chance you've seen my wife? 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
1567 Oh my, how dirty of a woman are you? 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
1568 You’ve always been a terrible neighbor, but this sucks on a whole new level 1.2832 0.05959 113 92 10 11
1569 I promise you'll get your deposit back if you just stop. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1570 While you were sweeping, did you happen to see my cat? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1571 It’s not the size of the item that I am here to discuss. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1572 Good night noises everywhere 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1573 Do you mind turning that off? My wife is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1574 Wanna go halfsies on some hardwoods? 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1575 I was wondering … if it’s not too much trouble … could you play some rock music with a heavy driving backbeat and jump off the furniture while you vacuum? 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
1576 I need my chandelier back. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1577 Could you please turn it off, my cat is stuck on the ceiling.. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1578 Can’t this wait? Dust bunnies aren’t nocturnal. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1579 The moment the Roomba idea was born--circa 1990. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1580 At the very least, could give the maid Thursdays off? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1581 Have you seen my cat up here? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1582 Oh, I know I'll fit. I'm just not sure if I remember all the Roomba songs. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1583 Your lion is hiding under my bed again. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1584 I don't care how big the Con-Ed incentives are. I can't sleep. 1.2824 0.07024 85 70 6 9
1585 Sorry, our relationship is static. 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
1586 So, how do you take out the dust bin? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1587 You still dating that Green Giant guy? 1.2821 0.04517 117 86 29 2
1588 I could fill that vacuum. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1589 Again? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1590 ...I've been praying for the number of pro-vaxxers to grow... I should have been more clear. 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
1591 I could have been sleeping 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1592 Could you use that thing at about 7:00 am which is when I have to get up? 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1593 There’s a dump truck downstairs. The driver wants to know if you need the dust bag changed. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1594 No, we finished the poker game an hour ago. Why do you ask? 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1595 He’s bigger than you, Tom 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1596 He’s had an inflated sense of self since the pandemic 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1597 This is the third cat today. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1598 Not to bother you, but have you heard about a tornado warning tonight? 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1599 One more complaint and you'll meet the working end of Dyson's new "Death Star Tractor Beam." 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1600 I told you, Fred. I've moved on with someone who understands me better. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1601 Thanks. The carpet looks great. Have you seen my cat 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1602 Now that I am awake, can I take it for a ride? 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1603 I hope you realise the noise produced is proportional to the size of the hoover 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1604 I'll get the condo board to buy a deluxe HEPA air filtration system if you promise to stop vacuuming at night. Deal? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1605 I would appreciate borrowing your vacuum, I have a big mess to clean up 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1606 You snagged my chandelier. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1607 Your machine sucks. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1608 Another sucker to do your dirty work? 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
1609 Yeah, this year really sucked. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1610 Naturally, I abhor a vacuum. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1611 "Can I borrow it to dispose of a body?" 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1612 This really sucks. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1613 Having you as an upstairs neighbor really sucks. 1.2800 0.06044 100 80 12 8
1614 ‘I sense you would like out of your lease ?’ 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1615 For the last time, Alice, just leave the crumbs from the 'Eat Me' cake on the floor." 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1616 Time to let the cat out of the bag. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1617 I was wondering if I could borrow your Super-Avenger Vacuum because it swallowed mine - only for half an hour? Thanks! 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1618 you were the one who suggested I get carpet in the first place 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1619 They don't do hoovers for us little people. It was the smallest I could find. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1620 Hi, neighbor. You suck. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1621 The only thing that sucks more is my rent. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1622 Really? You pulled out the Jumbo? 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1623 You should see the dust bunnies. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1624 I think my chandelier is in your vacuum cleaner 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1625 My cat is on the window ledge and threatening to jump. 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
1626 Could you turn it off for a second? My wife is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1627 You can keep my chandelier 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1628 Sucks, I know. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1629 Oh, so glad you are up, I was hoping I could borrow your ear muffs again! 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1630 Sorry to bother you again. I've spilled another hundred pound bag of sugar. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
1631 Coming home SUCKS 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1632 The noise is bad enough, but the living room furniture hitting the ceiling is driving us crazy. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1633 ‘Just a little, light vacuuming’ you said… 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1634 Pardon me, but your vacuum cleaner really sucks. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1635 But you never really swept me off my feet. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1636 I guess it was a mistake to lend you " Our Man in Havana !" 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1637 Meowing? I don't hear any meowing. Anyway, hope you find her! 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1638 The dog is missing. 1.2784 0.04803 97 71 25 1
1639 You just sucked up my ceiling light. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1640 For the last time, vacuum has one 'c' and two 'u's. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
1641 Would you mind keeping it down? You woke up my elephant. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1642 Your big upright shouldn’t keep me up, right? 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
1643 What noise? 1.2783 0.05599 115 92 14 9
1644 Have you seen my cat? 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1645 Both you and your vacuum suck. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1646 If there's any more cleanliness, you will be next to Godliness 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1647 Well you told me to suck it up! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1648 My wife is sticking to the ceiling. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1649 It’s a gift from the IRS. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1650 This has been blown way out of proportion! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1651 Ok, I totally misunderstood my wife when she told me we moved in downstairs from a big sucker. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1652 I’ll be sure to tell Howard you stopped by. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1653 The last Hoover that ran like that became president ! 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1654 First it was the industrial-size washer-dryer. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1655 It certainly does suck. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1656 It's not so much that the noise is bothersome... It's when the suction pulls things off my coffee table, books from the library shelves, and sheets and blankets off the bed. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1657 How big of a mess do you need to clean? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1658 So that’s where 2020 went? 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1659 My cleaning obsession grew lately. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1660 It's my nature to abhor a vacuum. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
1661 You've got to get a muffler for that thing. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1662 I think I know why your cat is missing. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1663 Vac you! 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1664 One of us needs a little perspective. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1665 They told me it was the largest and no louder than a whisper. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1666 I would appreciate it if you would stop walking on the ceiling. 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
1667 Can you help me get the cat out? 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
1668 It's a Hoover? Damn! 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1669 Any chance you sucked up my wife and three kids? 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1670 I'm missing my cat 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
1671 Welcome to Lilliput. Now get to work. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1672 What have you done to the Elephant? 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1673 So this is what's meant by "clean living?" 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1674 Nighttime abhors a vacuum. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1675 I found a guy who will empty the bag in Jersey if we can get it to the street right now... 1.2759 0.06476 87 70 10 7
1676 Can you two get a Roomba! 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1677 Hi, I live underneath you and my wife is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1678 Do you still have power? 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
1679 Didn’t you used to have a dog? 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1680 Actually, it kind of sucks 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1681 You're sucking up my ceiling! 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1682 Please turn your television down. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1683 I can’t find my wife. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1684 I'm the one who's sucking the life out of you? 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1685 Welp. Good to know it’s not the cicadas. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
1686 You may be vacuuming but the rest of us in the building are getting pretty steamed! 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1687 That's not what I meant by "I need a supersized one"! 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1688 Could I borrow your vacuum cleaner? I have a neighbor I'd like to annoy. 1.2750 0.06884 80 65 8 7
1689 You're going to need a bigger apartment." 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1690 My cat is missing. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1691 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that was you singing." 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1692 I hear your power's back on. 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
1693 Can I borrow some sugar?! 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1694 Turns out we'd swept a lot of stuff under the carpet. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1695 howdy 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1696 When you said you were a big fan I thought you meant the 31st President. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1697 You are doing it again 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1698 I'm not judging your new relationship, Tammy. I just don't want to hear it night after night after night. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1699 You’re terrifying our dogs, and we live three blocks away. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1700 I told you to change the bag! 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1701 We're better off just taking the vaccine. 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1702 Just a couple words of advice, the next time you decide to vacuum in the middle of the night, you just might want to use the peep hole in your door to see what madman is on the other side! 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1703 You said you had been gathering dirt on The governor? 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1704 It's my ceiling dirt and I want it back. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
1705 John, just because the vacuum is gigantic doesn't make it a better birthday present 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1706 I think you sucked up my cat 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1707 Now I see how you can go all night long without stopping to change the bag. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1708 I’ll sell the parrot. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1709 Yes, it IS quieter than one would expect for a vacuum that size. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1710 Yes, it sucks. Big time. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1711 Your neighbors asked me to tell you that you suck. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1712 No, you and your husband I could sleep through.... 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1713 Your timing sucks. 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
1714 I don't care how big your dog is! 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1715 Your Joomba is keeping me up all night! 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1716 My name is Nature and I live downstairs. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1717 Mines bigger than yours 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1718 Would you mind waiting until morning 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1719 For the record, you suck. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1720 Well that just sucks big time! 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
1721 Messy Mike don’t live here no more. 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
1722 I heard you had some big dirt. 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
1723 How did you even get that up the stairs? 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1724 My sleep is sucking more than your vacuum. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1725 Guess you found someone else that'll suck up to you. 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1726 I'm just saying, the police would never look for your body in the vacuum cleaner bag. 1.2736 0.04746 106 79 25 2
1727 I don’t want to push it. But I find it …. a bit loud.” 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
1728 Have you seen my underwear ? …they went up the wall vent 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1729 How long have you been there, I didn't hear the bell ring 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1730 When you turn it on I’m sucked to the ceiling of Apt. 2A! 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
1731 Can you wait til morning to do your big vacuuming? 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1732 I, for one, welcome our robot overlords... but not this early in the morning. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1733 Sorry, I can't go to sleep. My bed is on the ceiling. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1734 You've sucked up my dining room light fixture! 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1735 ALL nature abhors that vacuum. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1736 Please stop. You're scaring my dog, Clifford. 1.2727 0.05616 110 88 14 8
1737 Lady, nature and I abhor a vacuum 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1738 I'm Bob, in the unit below you, my ceiling light is missing, again! 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1739 Now I see why they call you miss Hoover. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1740 I abhor a vacuum too. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1741 Now I’m thinking that if you’d changed the bag first, this job would’ve been done hours ago. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1742 Tell the Giant, your husband, to quit cleaning after ten o'clock PM. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1743 Did it need more water than the Sea Monkeys? 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1744 The cat sent me. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1745 I know, but think about how my dog feels about it 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1746 I have to use it, I can't get my dustpan and brush through the door. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1747 Vacuuming Central Park seems a little over the top. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1748 I think you sucked my cat up through the vent. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1749 "Gladys, have you seen the cat?" 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1750 Any chance you could finish your vacuuming tomorrow ? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1751 Lemme guess, your husband away on business again? 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1752 It was less the noise than what it scared out of the sheep I was counting. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1753 Sweep dreams? I think not. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1754 Could you please turn it on? It's too quiet to sleep. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1755 Does it behoove you to be hoovering? 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1756 A lot easier to live in one than under one! 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1757 The dog tried to warn us. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1758 I'll give up the bongos. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1759 Okay, so what do you want? 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1760 Interesting, you’re hairy but I have a great vacuum. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1761 I'm just saying it's misleading to say you had a big vacuum job. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1762 What have you been feeding it? 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1763 Sorry, did I wake you? I was using the Whisper Quiet mode… 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1764 Would you mind vacuuming in the morning? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1765 So Paul Bunyan isn't living here. 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
1766 It also functions as a noise machine 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1767 Who are you, Superman's house keeper? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1768 That thud -when you finished- was me falling from the ceiling. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1769 I’m really not asking this time, have you seen my cat 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1770 I live below you. Can you use a smaller vacuum? I can't get my wife off the ceiling. 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
1771 Dating app meetup for insomniacs. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1772 Have you seen my cat anywhere? 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1773 Oh, when you said Big Blowhard, I thought you were talking about your husband. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1774 It's 10PM do you know where your children are? 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1775 Okay, you had the vacuum long enough, it is my turn to mess with my downstairs neighbor. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1776 Can you check the bin for my hopes and dreams? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1777 Nature abhors a vacuum cleaner. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1778 Oh, nevermind, I am still dreaming. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1779 I know you started your giant dishwasher in the middle of my shower, Ms. Finklestein. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1780 You know, the electricity bill's not that bad. It's the cost of filters that are really killing me. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1781 You're the woman I've been looking for. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1782 My! What a big vacuum cleaner you have! 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1783 Your research on cosmic dust is commendable but this neighbor abhors a vacuum. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1784 Should we address the elephant in the room? 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1785 I’ll pay the electric bill difference if you start doing this during the day. 1.2692 0.05055 78 57 21 0
1786 `It's not what it looks like...` 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1787 That loud noise really sucks. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1788 As your downstairs neighbor I don't want to hit the ceiling, but turn that on again and I will! 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1789 I think we need to set some boundaries for your husband, Mrs. Clean. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1790 Where can I get one? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1791 Sorry! I didn’t think I would wake you. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1792 Any chance this is the last takeoff for the night?!? 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1793 He just satisfies me, Gary, in a way you just can’t understand. 1.2688 0.06512 93 77 7 9
1794 Cat and ceiling fan collisions don't 'just happen'. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1795 Can I have the correct spelling of your name for the tombstone 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1796 I think my husband got sucked up when I was doing the couch. 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
1797 Both nature and I abhor a vacuum especially at 2am! 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
1798 So that's my compitition? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1799 It ate my Roomba again. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1800 Your vacuum is sucking my life away. 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1801 Didn't Bezos just take that to space? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1802 And they say size doesn’t matter. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1803 I know, it really sucks! 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1804 ‘…. and most importantly Martha you have hardwood floors!’ 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1805 Good God, if this is what it's like tonight, I'd hate to see what that thing looks like on a full moon! 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1806 Yes, that's my new once-a-year to empty- the- bag vacuum. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
1807 Is that the 2021 version of the Hoover, now called the Biden with an inflated price and lots of hot air? 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
1808 I haven't slept in four days. Come get your Keurig. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1809 Pinkie is missing. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1810 Hepafilter or not, I keep getting slammed into the downstairs ceiling every time you turn it on. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1811 But you said bigger isn't always better. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1812 So you’re that deaf housekeeper everyone keeps talking about 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1813 OKAY! I'll never give you a household appliance as a gift again! 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1814 You mind turning that thing off, it keeps sucking me onto the ceiling. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1815 My cat is stuck to the ceiling below you. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1816 It grows larger every week 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1817 Who's hoover? 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1818 You know Alice,I was just thinking .I haven’t seen Roscoe in a long while. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1819 It's 3 in the morning, ma'am. The size of the thing is the least of my problems. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1820 Hoover? I hardly knew her! 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1821 Can you turn it off so I can get my dog off the ceiling? 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1822 May I please have my blanket back! 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1823 You really suck. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1824 Thank God! I thought that giant sucking sound was the universe commenting on my life! 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1825 Have you seen my dog, Mrs. McNally? Or for that matter, my wife? 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1826 Jeff, I don’t normally give reviews, but this thing REALLY sucks! 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
1827 I'll see your vacuum cleaner and raise it my coffee grinder. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1828 Okay, listen here, Miss-Holy Shamoly!! Is that the Hoover Deluxe Super Sucker 5000,000 ?? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1829 Man, this really sucks. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1830 You know, building rules say that vacuum cleaners cannot exceed a height of 10 feet. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1831 Im starting to feel that you really suck more than any other neighbor. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1832 No you can't hear noise inside a vacuum, why'd you ask? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1833 Could you do my place next? 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1834 A little loud!?! Every dog in the complex is going off! 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1835 The Mother of all vacuums. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1836 Umm. How much dirt can you possibly have? 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1837 Well it sucks for me too 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1838 For cryin’ out loud: that thing sucks big time! 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
1839 My husband is the lead scientist in charge of "Special Projects" for the military. I don't like it either. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1840 Please! You're scaring my triceratops. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1841 Vacuum? What vacuum? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
1842 No. I don't have an electric outlet either. 1.2655 0.05624 113 92 12 9
1843 Size & suction matters honey 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1844 Somehow, you still suck more 1.2653 0.04712 98 73 24 1
1845 How much longer is the factory warranty? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1846 OK you broke me. Here are all the State secrets… 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
1847 have you thought about cordless? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1848 Can I borrow that vacuum? 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1849 I know she's in here somewhere. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1850 Can I borrow a cup of dust? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1851 Have you tried warm milk? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1852 Well, it’s not going to suck itself. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1853 I believe you have my will to live. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1854 I live next door to the dog shelter down the block. 1.2650 0.05346 117 94 15 8
1855 I know I said our divorce would leave you with a vacuum, I just didn't think you'd take it literally. 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1856 Is that your vacuum bag blocking the trash chute? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1857 Clean up your act! 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1858 It’s the new Dirt Devil - Delta Variant 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1859 Well, that explains it I guess. 1.2647 0.04606 102 76 25 1
1860 I hate to complain Marge ... 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1861 There’s no air downstairs. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1862 ...what vacuum cleaner? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1863 But what REALLY sucks is your attitude. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1864 Can I borrow your vacuum cleaner? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1865 I’m moving on to bigger and better things 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1866 Oh, okay. I thought you had a wood chipper in here. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1867 Lady, now I can say your vacuum REALLY sucks at 2 am. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1868 Get used to it. It is noisy and it sucks. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
1869 Can I borrow that thing? My life is a mess 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
1870 It’s 1am Janet. I’m here for your intervention. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1871 My name's Naitcher. I abhor your vacuum. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1872 I slept better when you were dating the Roomba. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1873 I am your upstairs neighbor. Please warn me when you turn that on because I just got sucked to the floor and dragged along your sweep pattern. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1874 I'm here to say the world's largest vacuum cleaner was a bad idea. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1875 I assume you have cats? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1876 You're one floor up. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1877 Nature and your neighbor abhor a vacuum. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1878 Hi, I’m your neighbor from across the street. Do you even KNOW what time it is? 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1879 Aha! Just as I suspected 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1880 I need my suit cleaned,can you help me? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1881 I'm sorry. Your actions don't occur in a vacuum; they affect everyone else here, too! 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1882 Can you bring the suction down a bit. Our dog is stuck on the ceiling 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
1883 They were out of sage 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1884 I’ve got aspirations too you know. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1885 Do you always fall for suckers? 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1886 I see you're big on late-night cleaning. 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
1887 So what do you think of my Peter Lorre impression? 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
1888 Not sure what your late husband thought about it, but night-time cleaning is a no-no 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1889 Let me take a wild guess, insomniac? 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1890 I asked for a large dirt bag. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1891 May I speak to the giant of the house? 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1892 I thought you were bigger than that. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1893 I am trying to sleep. Can you please blast your music instead? 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1894 Does your husband know about this? 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1895 I told you not to buy it at Costco 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1896 I have a lot of cats. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1897 Big Vacuum Energy 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1898 I know, but it is a big job. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1899 After he puts the blue ox to bed, tell him I'd like a word with him." 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1900 The noise is no problem...it's the plaster disappearing from my ceiling 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1901 It's so loud I can't hear my own vacuuming. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1902 There's no vacuum in my life without you. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1903 No, Governor Cuomo. Resigning would be a more effective way to clean up your mess. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1904 Did you happen to see my wife when you hoovered the hall? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1905 Morris. One floor down. I think you have my cat. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1906 I wish you didn’t suck so bad. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1907 Ok Carol I submit, no more dinner parties on weeknights, now will you PLEASE turn it off! 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1908 You wouldn't need such a big vacuum if you hadn't gotten that massive red dog! 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1909 For the last time, stop vacuuming like there's no tomorrow, for many of us it is tomorrow! 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1910 I've been looking for that everywhere. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1911 We're finished, Alice. I can't date a woman who cheats on me with a vacuum. 1.2609 0.06348 92 76 8 8
1912 You have a BIG house! 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1913 The noise I can take, but my butterfly mobile is missing! 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1914 I have the apartment below yours. Can we make a deal? You try vacuuming during the day when I'm at work, and I'll try sleeping at night. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1915 Have you seen Elon? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1916 Why do I feel you're hiding something? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1917 Sorry I woke you -- I was just vacuuming. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1918 If this continues we'll have a dust-up. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1919 Have you seen my chandelier? 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1920 You sucked up my white noise machine. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1921 Morning Becomes Electrolux 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1922 Why are you knocking on my door so late? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1923 But it's also five times as loud. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1924 May I borrow your vacuum? I have a Spyder in my bathtub. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1925 And is this the last of the quarantine purchases? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1926 Enough! We get it. You're dating a New York Giant. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1927 Exactly what I envisioned! 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1928 We can't keep meeting like this. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1929 Sorry,he's not home at the moment. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
1930 I'll double whatever they're paying you to test that thing 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1931 May I borrow your instant pot? I'm having a hot tub party. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
1932 . “Ok Lady MacBeth, the spot is gone and some of us need to sleep.” 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1933 My Mum used to always say ' leave the dust for the morning'. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1934 Apparently size does matter. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1935 The adage, ’Cleanliness is next to godliness.’ is an axiom, not a nightly imperative! 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1936 I know this past year or so has sucked big time. But do you have to be so literal? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1937 So sorry. Did my vacuuming wake you??? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1938 I thought you said size doesn't matter. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1939 You can borrow it, but it’s still too small to clean up your sadness 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1940 I won't be able to sleep until we talk about the giant vacuum in our lives. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1941 This isn’t what I meant when I suggested we get a sound machine. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1942 well you shouldn't have knocked on my ceiling with such a big broom! 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1943 Lie down here. 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
1944 You know, your roommate really sucks. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1945 Have you seen Bruno? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1946 When you said there was a big vacuum in the house, I thought you meant between us. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1947 I know it’s sucks, but it sure is loud. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1948 I can see we have different ideas of what it means to have a power vacuum in the building. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1949 Sorry, run that by me again, did you say you ordered it from “the” Amazons? 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
1950 Don’t deny that there’s no vacuum in the room” 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1951 If this is a power play, you win. All the building fuses are blown. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1952 I'd rather you went back to your music 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1953 No, Susan. My shoulders are still sore from last time. Find a step stool. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
1954 You're my least favorite neighbor 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1955 Hoover you think you are? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1956 Taking cleanliness to new heights, are we? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1957 It like the opening of “Saving Private Ryan” up there!! 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
1958 Sorry to call you this late, but I swear there’s something wrong with it. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1959 The noise isn't a problem, buy my sheets keep getting sucked to the ceiling. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1960 There must be another way to mask orgasms. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1961 It’s a HUGE deal! 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1962 If you want, I can stand on your shoulders and reach it and vacuum for you. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1963 That thing really, really sucks. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1964 I don’t blame the dog for barking at this one. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1965 Could you at least take up the drums at this hour? 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
1966 I just wanted to thank you for not vacuuming in your high heels. The noise was killing me! 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1967 You can come downstairs and help me get my rug off the ceiling. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1968 Have you tried vacuuming in the daylight? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1969 A hundred dust bunnies rabbit-punched me in the dark. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1970 Everything in my apartment is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1971 I came to get my chandelier back. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1972 Would you happen to know why my wife is stuck to our ceiling? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1973 You suck! You realllllly suck! 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1974 My Roomba and I are trying to get some sleep 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1975 did you happen to see my Saint Bernard while you were vacuuming the halls 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1976 Do you realize the scientific irony of your vacuum filling up so much space? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1977 It sucked up the spilled Viagra. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1978 Sorry to bother you, but have you seen my parakeet 1.2574 0.05912 101 83 10 8
1979 Is this because I stepped on your Roomba at the last dinner party? 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
1980 It works just as well in the morning 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1981 We have a situation! 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1982 No, it’s not the noise. It’s my connected roomba searching for products to enlarge itself that bothers me.. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1983 Finally the right house. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1984 Hi Sally. My cousin Mick, the one in the confetti business, is over at my place. Mind if I borrow your broom and dustpan? 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1985 Hi, I'm from downstairs, do you have my apartment up here? 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
1986 I'm looking for my cat, Pudgy. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
1987 I see the home steroid regimen worked during lockdown. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
1988 I still mean it when I said size doesn’t matter 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1989 Do mine next. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1990 How many dogs did you say you had? 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
1991 Your... FAUCET... is... DRIPPING! 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1992 Did my vacuuming wake you up? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1993 No,I am NOT imagining things! 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1994 Lady,the lease says ‘No Vacuums over 10 lbs!’ 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1995 We really need to talk about the vacuum cleaner in the room 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1996 I'm sorry, my life is a big mess. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1997 Nature abhors a vacuum. I’m Nature. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1998 I got the hint 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1999 Well, after you turn it on, it takes about a week for my cat to release it's claws from my leg 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2000 As an upstairs neighbor, you really suck! 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2001 You win. Chick flick it is. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2002 From what I could hear downstairs, I think your vacuum is due for an oil change. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2003 Let me guess, "Go big and stay home", is your motto? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2004 Don't worry. He's too big to fail... 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2005 Well Diane, your new boyfriend sucks! 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2006 Sorry but it’s the only way to make the baby sleep. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2007 It really sucks living below you. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2008 Too nosey for you? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2009 Isn't it obvious? 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2010 Jeff Bezos called, he said he wants his rocket ship back. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
2011 My lights are out.” 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2012 Uh, hello. I’m your neighbor downstairs and ...I just lost a $200 bet. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2013 I can't do anything. It's achieved autonomy. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2014 Well, you DID say you wanted my home to look cleaner, right 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2015 I’ve had some great neighbors but you really suck. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2016 Madame, I believe my chandelier is stuck in there 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2017 Have you seen Muffin? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2018 I'm afraid to leave, I'm afraid to stay... 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2019 I hope it makes the same noise through your floor as your snoring does through my ceiling. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2020 Did you happen to hear a large sucking sound? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2021 We can hear that thing all over the building - it really sucks! 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2022 Lady, size may nor matter, but time of day matters. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2023 Mi vecino tratando de dormir y yo limpiando a las 2 de la mañana. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2024 This is not a romantic comedy and we are not meeting cute! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2025 Lady, your vacuuming is overwhelming. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2026 Did you order a five foot dirt bag? 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2027 A was wakened from a deep sleep by a giant sucking sound... 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2028 TURN IT OFF!!!! MY BED IS ON THE CEILING AGAIN!!!!! 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2029 Hi, i live downstairs, I think your vacuum cleaner has my duvet 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2030 Your cleaning habits really suck. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2031 Stop saying, "Yes I agree this really sucks." 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2032 I know Goliath is here and I want to speak with him. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2033 The tap shoes of whoever pushes it are too loud. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2034 My wife is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2035 You suck in more ways than one. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2036 But I'm not from the apartment directly below you - I'm from an apartment in the next building! 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2037 I think my chandelier is in your vacuum. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2038 I know it’s late but Mr. Hoover and I don’t like to go to bed angry. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
2039 Wow, that's it! Ross Perot predicted the giant sucking sound years ago. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
2040 I could help you park that in the Meadowlands. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
2041 I guess the dog really was right about the vacuum 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
2042 Is this for not inviting you over to my birthday drinks? 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2043 And I thought Hoover Dam was big! 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
2044 ‘Jurassic vacuums are nocturnal?’ That’s all you’re gonna say? 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2045 The earmuffs you recommended don't fit. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
2046 And you said nothing could suck more than the current state of affairs. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2047 I’ve got a dust ball under my bed that would like to challenge that thing to a fight. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2048 I live 15 stories down. I don't like to complain, but your vacuum awakened me from a deep sleep, caused my wife to have a nervous breakdown and my cat to jump to her death from our balcony. Please use it during daylight hours. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2049 I'm telling you this guy is a professional. Cut the cord now before he cleans you out 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2050 Sorry to disturb you. I want to ask you, do you also hear the sound of hell? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2051 Can you turn off your vacuum? Our cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2052 Well this sucks, doesn't it. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2053 Are you trying to wake the dead? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2054 I’m missing my ceiling fan. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2055 And…..you don’t even have a rug! 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2056 Okay, Hoover. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2057 At least something sucks around here. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2058 Actually, it doesn’t suck nearly as much as the last year and a half. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2059 I'm tired of sucking things up. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2060 This is apparently bigger than both of us we can just sweep it under the carpet 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2061 Now I know where all your pets are! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2062 Did it come with ear muffs? 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2063 It just makes me feel small and inadequate. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2064 Gregor, what have you turned into now?! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2065 You are literally sucking the life outta me 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2066 Suck it, Brad. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2067 I don't care how big your dust bunnies are. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2068 Yeah, covid sucks a big one. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2069 Due to my sleep deprived state, I can not be responsible for your imminent murder. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2070 …well mostly just a regular diet of carpet fiber and table scraps. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2071 Well this is beyond a passive aggressive response to my party last night 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2072 Do you like this robe? 1.2529 0.06378 87 72 8 7
2073 I'm sorry the giant blue ox is shedding, but I have to insist you stop vacuuming by 10 pm. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2074 So you're saying that they call it the, "New Normal"? Mmhmm. Yeah, well, it really sucks. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2075 There's a huge vacuum in my life. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2076 And I thought the rock band that proceeded you was bad. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2077 Honey, I thought you would be thrilled with your birthday present. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2078 No, I'm not familiar with the expression "go big or go home." 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2079 Sorry to bother you but could you turn that off? My cat is tuck to the ceiling! 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2080 I've just invented a time machine that can clean your house. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2081 Oh wow. And I thought I was about to make a sweeping generalization. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2082 It’s 1a.m & my bedding is on the ceiling !! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2083 Who's a dirty boy? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2084 I can hear you two upstairs." 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2085 Yes, philosophically I agree that life currently feels like a big vacuum, but at the moment, yours is keeping me awake. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2086 You want me to suck it up, Harriet? I'll suck it up all right. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2087 It was only a cute dust buster a couple of days ago, but after I fed it a post-midnight snack, it became a gremlin vacuum. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2088 Ok! No more mansplaining! 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
2089 It's bigger than your mom's. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2090 I’ve already got a giant suck up… 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
2091 You're obviously as oblivious about the time as you are the magnitude of your dust problem. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2092 There goes the neighborhood. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2093 Well you tell ‘Vackie’ to keep it down or I’m going to return with Mrs. Shears! 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2094 So that’s your solution to our rodent problem? 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2095 Time to stop drinking. I just can't deal with these late night dust-ups. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2096 I assumed those beans on the carpet were edibles. 1.2526 0.04725 95 72 22 1
2097 It beats as it sweeps as it cleans! 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2098 Well it's touching to hear from another insomniac 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2099 That's all right then, as long as it's not a 747 landing pad. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2100 Sorry. Heard a loud noise that I thought worthy of a knock. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2101 Rhonda finally showed Bill just how much he sucked. 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
2102 I'm your neighbor from three floors down 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
2103 Please go back to the Konmari method! 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
2104 Sorry, I've been watching the Olympics 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
2105 Does your vacuum have a sleep mode? 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
2106 Carol, this is why I said I didn’t want to date my upstairs neighbor. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
2107 Can we talk about the elephant instead? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2108 I've got a lot to clean up in my life. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2109 No, it's not the noise. None of my cats have come back home tonight and I was wondering if you had seen them. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2110 I’m happy for your floors but trying to sleep really sucks too. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2111 My poodle just got sucked through the ceiling... Is she here? 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
2112 My toothbrush is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2113 Please debag my partner and my Golden Doodle. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2114 Sorry,the sheep kept shedding. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2115 Could I borrow a cup of sugar? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2116 I'll see your 'Cleanliness is Next to Godliness' and raise you a 'Silence is Golden'. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2117 Noise? Yeah. And my living room furniture being on the ceiling. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2118 Karen could you just start getting cats?! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2119 If this were a New Yorker cartoon I'd have a clever broadside for you and your mutant vacuum. But, since it isn't, kindly go fuck off for waking me 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
2120 Honey,I sucked the kids. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2121 'Your snoring is worse, Marvin' 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2122 We get it - you hate dogs. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2123 You have a sportscar to overcompensate. You do you. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2124 Did you see my cat? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2125 It’s your turn dear. Don’t forget to empty it. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2126 Does it, by any chance, have a beater bar? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2127 Just some cake with currants that I dropped. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2128 We don’t mind the noise it’s the wind that bothers us! 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2129 It's sucks my dishes up to the ceiling, but it still won't get the cat hair out of your rug. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2130 Can’t you keep it down, it’s after 11 and it sounds like you’re cleaning the floor with a 10 ft tall vacuum ! 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2131 Ihis sucks, I can't sleep. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2132 4C and 3C are both on vacation. I'm from 2C. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2133 Big house. Long time to clean. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2134 I'm not usually one to complain, but you just sucked my chandelier into your vacuum cleaner. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2135 Yes it’s 2AM and you’re upset & yes it has a HEPA filter, but still; Where’s your mask? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2136 Well played…but wait till you here the blender I just bought “ 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2137 May I have my wife back? 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2138 The noise up here really sucks. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2139 It's not as big as I thought 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
2140 You have vacuumed my soul, and I want it back! 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2141 Could I borrow a cup of dust? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2142 Haven't you ever heard of downsizing? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2143 Do you have a vacuum cleaner I can borrow? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2144 Would you mind turning it off for a minute? My wife is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2145 He had a great demonstration 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2146 I know it's a little late, but my Roomba wants to dock with the mothership! 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2147 I said get the strongest vacCINE not get the strongest vacCUM. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2148 OK fine Mildred, size IS subjective! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2149 So you finally got rid of the elephant in the room. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2150 Domestic Kafka 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2151 But you said size doesn’t matter 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2152 So, I see you chose a new vacuum over a TV. Anything good on? 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2153 Oops! I thought you were alone 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2154 Would you like to have dinner with me tomorrow? 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
2155 The COOP Board has restrictions on everything, including that. 1.2476 0.05544 105 86 12 7
2156 I think you have my chandelier again. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2157 Your vacuume sucks big time! 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2158 Haven't I told you before? Neighbors abhor a vacuum! 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
2159 Somehow it's different when you do it. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2160 Uh, Mrs Perot? Some of the neighbors are complaining about a great sucking noise... 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2161 I thought the last neighbors sucked. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2162 Wow. That’s exactly what I thought it was. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2163 Sorry for the noise, neighbor, but this one just sucks better than my husband 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2164 We’re at the end of the line 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2165 I can't sleep. I keep hearing someone screaming, "Help me, I'm living in a vacuum." 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2166 I don't care that it's' "Best-Rated" by Consumer Reports magazine. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2167 Sorry, the lease clearly states that only canister vaccums less than 30 pounds are permitted. He'll have to go in the morning. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2168 All I said was that I fantasized about hiding your old one. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2169 Dam, that’s some Hoover! 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2170 My sleep abhors that vacuum. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2171 Can I borrow an Ambien? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2172 Good evening. I believe that my dining room chandelier might be in your vacuum cleaner bag. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2173 A five-star review doesn’t mean you use it overnight. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2174 I said that this summer has ‘big vax‘ energy, not ‘big vacs’ energy. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2175 No, I can't turn it off. I bought it specifically to annoy you. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2176 I meant to attach a love note to that string . 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2177 Hey, after Jack made off with the goose and golden harp I’m lucky to have gotten anything at all! 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2178 Have you seen Barky? He was running down the hall again. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2179 but it has a whose house HEPA filter! 1.2471 0.06462 85 71 7 7
2180 I got this carpet as a courtesy to you, so really you should be thanking me. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2181 Alice thinks she dropped one of her pills lat night 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2182 Is bob here it’s bowling night.” “I think he’s in the vacuum. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2183 Your upright is keeping me up nights." 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2184 Sorry to bother you, but my ceiling chandelier has disappeared! 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2185 Could I have my wife back? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2186 It just keeps getting bigger. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2187 This is great, you couldn’t sleep either? Come on in, I’ll get us some wine 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2188 No, I’ve not seen your cat this afternoon. Why? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2189 Shouldn’t we be wearing masks? 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2190 Well, Mr. Roomba, he doesn’t wander off. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2191 You are way over the nighttime decibel allowance. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2192 I take pride in being the biggest dirt bag in the neighborhood. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2193 Why yes, I do watch late night infomercials. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2194 Quarantine sucks…. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2195 No , vacuum cleaner may not resolve a sense of emptiness… 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2196 What have you been feeding that thing? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2197 How the heck do you even push that huge thing? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2198 A lawyer for the governor? You're going to need a bigger metaphorical vacuum. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
2199 What? At least he does his part cleaning the place. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2200 Would it possible to find another cure for insomnia? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2201 Could I have my bedroom furniture back, please. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2202 The salesman said I should go big or go home. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2203 I like big sucks and I cannot lie. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2204 No, I'm not reaching for the 'on' button until the morning. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2205 That's a big sucker. Lotto by chance? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2206 As it's a warm night, I do hope my ceiling fan isn't disturbing you. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2207 You know what else sucks royally? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2208 You know these walls are paper thin. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2209 How does your giant husband get through this door? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2210 We were on a break, Charles! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2211 Have I tracked down H. Ross Perot's 'giant sucking sound'? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2212 It's scaring off the sheep I'm counting. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2213 #DontMessWithTexas 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2214 Have you seen my wife? She said she was coming up here to complain about the noise an hour ago. 1.2460 0.04871 126 102 17 7
2215 I know you enjoy working in a vacuum but it's starting to negatively impact others. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2216 My air conditioner is now a ceiling fan! 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2217 I can only use it during non-peak hours. 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
2218 You just sucked up my bedroom… 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
2219 It looks like I'm not the only one who sucks the air out of the room! 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
2220 Yes, well, Nature still abhors a vacuum. 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
2221 Yet you never pick up the check. 1.2449 0.05813 98 81 10 7
2222 Thanks to you, my wife has another headache. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
2223 To make it really annoying, could you wait until there’s a full moon. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2224 Oh sorry. From downstairs is sounded like giant vacuum. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2225 I can’t find my cat again. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2226 I'm in 3C right below you. Can you shut that down. My cat is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2227 I don't know what noise you're talking about!! 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2228 There appears to be a giant power vacuum in our home, hon. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2229 Yes it's loud, but try to have some perspective. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2230 I left my MEGASUCKER 5000 in the lobby - you seen it? 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2231 Let me guess, your vacuum came as a gift from Troy? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2232 I’m sorry to bother you, but would mind using your regular vacuum cleaner at night? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2233 The ad said, “Never needs to be emptied.” 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2234 Look, I live just below you, and well... now all my dirt is on my ceiling 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2235 Have you seen my cat, my shoes, my armchair, my kitchen sink? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2236 No,it was crystal—a crystal chandelier. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2237 Does it only operate on night vision? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2238 I know. My roommate sucks. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2239 My cat is stuck to the ceiling again. Do you mind warning us when you’re cleaning next time? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2240 Because doing the housework at night helps me to keep things in perspective. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2241 Please stop. It's sucking the paint off my ceiling. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2242 What have you done with my pants? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2243 Well, at least I took off my heels this time 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2244 Is this a bad time? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2245 Stop complaining! You didn't like my music, so I covered up the sound. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2246 So, you really could suck the chrome off a bumper... 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2247 …and I thought I was dreaming about a giant sucking sound 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2248 You know they make a cordless version now… 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2249 All of my sheep have been shorn. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2250 Can I try? 1.2436 0.06626 78 65 7 6
2251 why suck the joy out of life for whole building? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2252 Can you PLEASE close your drapes, that light by the window is keeping me up! 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2253 I gotta hand it to you. Never thought you'd get him in there. But we've got a snag. Alice wants to reconcile. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2254 Whoosh, all gone 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2255 " Read the instructions, the "Magnum Super XLSX" is for daytime use only! 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2256 Let's not mention the elephant in the room. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2257 Yes, cleanliness is next to godliness but not at 5:00 A.M. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2258 I want my ceiling light back. 1.2436 0.06626 78 65 7 6
2259 I want my extension cord back. Right now, please. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2260 I can’t sleep 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2261 It’s just that my life kind of sucks right now. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2262 I love all this white noise. Thank you, really. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2263 I told the family I deserved an epic Mother’s Day gift this year. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2264 I couldn't sleep and was wondering if I could borrow your vacuum cleaner? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2265 Our chihuahua keeps getting stuck on the ceiling. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2266 I didn't wake you up did I? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2267 What time does the flight depart? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2268 Well, I went to Costco to pick up a sheet cake… 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2269 We need to address the elephant in the vacroom. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2270 Is far as I know my vacuum is void of any noise. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
2271 He told me he doesn't live in a vacuum. I told him now you do. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2272 It's not the noise. It's being sucked from my bed to the ceiling. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2273 Sorry for the noise, I can’t seem to turn the damn thing off. Of course they put the power switch on the top of the handle. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2274 Vaccum got way bigger than I thought. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2275 That's a big Hoover. Damn ! 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2276 I hate changing the bag too, but... 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2277 Cleaned up all your mess. Are you satisfied? 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2278 I’m speechless 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2279 Turn it the fuck off. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2280 Did you hear that? I could’ve sworn I heard a sonic vroom. 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
2281 Hi, I'm Bob from TWO B. Your vacuum just sucked up our dog. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2282 Yeah well, at least he doesn't suck as much as you, Gary. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2283 Do you need me to help you vacuum? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2284 Look, I'm sorry I said what I did about the pet hair. OK? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2285 I got someone who would clean up after 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2286 Let me tell you about the last guy who complained… 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2287 Finally you admit it: size is everything. 1.2419 0.07517 62 52 5 5
2288 Cleanliness may be next to Godliness, but you are going to hell! 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2289 I hear your flight landed. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2290 I want my wife back!! 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2291 Can I at least have my broom back? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2292 Hovering around me does not bring me moving in back with you! 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2293 It's a Shaquum. Got it at Costco. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2294 I'm a night owl too, but this sucks! 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2295 Happy birthday! A BIG vacuum for the little lady 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2296 Do you really need the actual-size Dyson Cyclone? 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2297 It sounds like you've stopped wearing your CPAP again. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2298 When I said I was big on white noise to help me sleep...this wasn't what I meant 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2299 I could have sworn I heard a man's voice up here, too. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2300 Stop victim blaming! 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2301 Can I come in now that the dust has cleared? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2302 You must have a tiny pussy. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2303 No, I' live downstairs and my ceiling fan is missing ! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2304 Must you run your "Whirling Dervish 500" at midnight? 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2305 Newer, bigger, smoother and quieter. I'm not buying it.. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2306 Are you here to replace the vaccum in my life ? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2307 You both suck! 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2308 But we’re in love 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2309 I know, I suck 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2310 I think it ate my cat. 1.2410 0.04723 83 63 20 0
2311 Does it clean up neighborhoods, too? 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2312 I thought you wanted to get vaxxed? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2313 I think you know how I got here. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2314 You're making a big mistake. Also, can I get my clothes? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2315 Need help changing the bag? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2316 Look at Marge all large and in charge at 2:00 am! At least you could have been naked. 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2317 Monica Geller, I presume? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2318 It's not your vacuum per se, it's that it sucked my breakfast up to the ceiling. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2319 Seriously, Agnes? As if this year didn't suck enough! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2320 Okay, take your best shot, but in the end she's just going to mop the floor with you. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2321 Are you trying to get my attention ? 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2322 Could you maybe pick it up again in the morning? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2323 Ok, Alice in Hooverland. Eat me! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2324 New viruses reap new modalities 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2325 You're hoover sucks my dog to the ceiling. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2326 What do I have to do to get a good night's sweep?! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2327 For the last time it's not me! It won't even reach the outlet 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2328 Can't you wait 'til spring? 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2329 That sucker is pulling the sheets right off my bed in my apartment downstairs. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2330 I hate to break this to you, but noise matters too. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2331 ‘I told you NOT to vacuum that ‘Drink Me’ stuff I spilled at your party!’ 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2332 . “I’m to afraid to go outside and didn’t have your number. You want some coffee?” 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2333 I’m still trying to clean up after 2020. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2334 Well, that explains the noise. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2335 This is the only white noise machine that works in this city 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2336 If you're going to hoover at this time of night, at least close the curtains first. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2337 Linda,you bought another one of these? I thought we agreed to keep it to giant brooms after nine! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2338 This dirt bag, again? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2339 Aha! It's a Hoover...Damn! 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
2340 The white noise helps me deal with the emptiness of the universe. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2341 Do you realize that every time you plug it in, my alarm clock goes off? 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
2342 I also abhor it. 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
2343 I don't want to know! 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2344 I'll give you a shoulder to stand on. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2345 The giant dust bunnies never kept me awake. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2346 Can you hook me onto the vacuum? 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
2347 I just wanted to live with something that sucked less than you. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2348 Why are you my neighbor? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2349 I just had a dream about Ross Perot. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2350 You did say size matters 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2351 First you throw a huge party. Now this. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2352 I concede that is is faster, but my white noise machine is unable to muffle the sonic boom. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2353 Enough already! You're sucking all the air out of my bedroom. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2354 Is that the 2020 model? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2355 Huh. They say go big or go home. I guess you can have it all. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2356 You seen my kid anywhere? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2357 Have you seen Harvey? He's a six-foot white dust bunny. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
2358 The way I see it, you have a choice. 1.2381 0.04967 126 104 14 8
2359 I live in a vacuum. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2360 The noise from your dildo is one thing, but this...!?! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2361 You do set the bar for cleaning very high, Susan 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2362 It's not the noise, it's the being sucked up to the ceiling that's making it hard to sleep. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2363 Even if Tiny does shed a lot, can't the vacuuming wait until morning? 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2364 have you seen my sleep mask? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2365 Well, the cat fur is gone. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2366 I’m covered in cat hair. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2367 It doubles as an art piece 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2368 I told you this sucks big time. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2369 „Well, he also cannot sleep.“ 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2370 Could you feed your companion appliance at a more reasonable hour? 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
2371 I’ll trade you for my Roomba from Prime Day. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
2372 My nature abhors a vacuum. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2373 I can tolerate the noise but lifting the bed bothers me. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2374 Sorry to knock on your door at 2 in the morning, but I thought a jet plane crashed into your apartment. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2375 I am not sure but I heard the same noise! 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2376 Lady,you suck as a neighbor! 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2377 The downstairs unit really sucks 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2378 Can you tell your husband to suck it up and stop it with the noise? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2379 My hamster is missing. Any chance you’ve seen it? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2380 This sucks more than you realize 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2381 Uh, we have matching robes 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
2382 My supervisor at NASA called me and informed me that a new Black Hole was discovered above my apartment. Please turn it off. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2383 Umm I live above you and it sounds like you’re dragging a vacuum handle across the ceiling. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2384 Honey. I can’t find the baby 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2385 That vacuum cleaner bag weighed at least 200 pounds. How did you get it downstairs? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2386 It's not the vacuum cleaner . It's the person that runs the vacuum cleaner. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2387 Could you leave it on awhile? It drowns out the barking dogs. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2388 Could you please run your locomotive in the morning? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2389 Now I see why living here sucks. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2390 The noise is bad enough, but now it's sucking my light fixtures up thru the ceiling! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2391 Are you okay? Cause I'm not. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
2392 At this point, 'Im willing to pay the three hundred bucks for a Dyson. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2393 I had a hunch you were sweeping with somebody else. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2394 Really? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2395 You're upsetting my 600 pound dog. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2396 Could you turn it off now? My couch is stuck to my ceiling. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2397 My neighbors really suck! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2398 It's nature to abhor a vacuum at this hour! 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2399 OK, I'm sorry I woke you up early with my new lawn tractor. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
2400 Sure looks like you're double Vac'd 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2401 So that elephant was real? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2402 Just wondering if there’s anything you could have possibly missed. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2403 Lady, do you and that dirtbag, Hoover, have to go at it every night??? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2404 I am not one to place blame, but my carpets and and curtains are on my ceiling. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2405 I heard a giant sucking sound. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2406 Oh Boy, it is good that you have those eight foot ceilings! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2407 No can do Bob. I've gotta use it every hour to get the cost per use under a dollar 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2408 Well, it's a big cat 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2409 Where did you get that vibrator? 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2410 Our guests won’t leave. How many people did you say it holds? 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2411 Your vacuum cleaner sucks. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2412 I heard it's been a while since you had your carpet cleaned. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2413 I haven’t seen your cat but I have a pretty good idea where he is. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2414 Don’t tell me that I should suck it up. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2415 I’m most concerned about what’s inside it. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2416 I needed one big enough to vacuum up all the ennui. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2417 Yes,well it also sucks having you as a neighbor. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2418 Have you seen my rug rats? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2419 Please take your clogs off when you vacuum at night! 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2420 ‘That’s Mi-Tyson’ 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
2421 You knew me as Roomba. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2422 It's time to cut the cord! 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2423 I had a few drinks with the guys and bought a space ship. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2424 I know, but I cleaned for a month. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2425 Okay Hazel…let me try and put this nicely …ix-nay the giant acuum-vay, itch-bay 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2426 I'll pay you if you agree to vacuum when I'm at work. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2427 social vaccum could not be vaccumed 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2428 Kong wants to borrow you vacuum again. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2429 And how often do you have to change the bag? 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2430 It was on special. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2431 This sucks. He looks like a total dirtbag. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2432 From downstairs, it only SOUNDS like it's 10 feet tall... could you wait 'til morning? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2433 Hey, no problem at all, big vacuums like that do tend to suck your brains right in and turn you into a thoughtless inconsiderate zombie 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2434 This is the Tesla model vacuum cleaner. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2435 Have you seen Oscar my Saint Bernard? I followed his saliva trail to your front door." 1.2347 0.04303 98 75 23 0
2436 Yes. I do have to vacuum with the biggest one I can find in the middle of the night. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2437 Hi, I live downstairs. Have you seen a brass chandelier? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2438 I guess that explains where your family and furniture are. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2439 Seriously quarantine is over 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2440 I'm regretting that I sold you the Super Deluxe model. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2441 I think the vacuum found that Viagra you lost. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2442 Turn it off. It's sucked my chandelier half way through the ceiling. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2443 I don't care what you think about NAFTA. The CC&Rs specifically forbid giant sucking sounds from midnight to 6 am. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2444 Well,as a neighbor,you really suck! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2445 Would you mind vacuuming in the daytime only? Some of us humans prefer to sleep at night. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2446 Can’t you use your emotional support vacuum in the afternoon instead? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2447 Sorry, must be the other neighbor." 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2448 Not trying to cause a dust up, but can you hold off until dawn? 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2449 Hi. I'm Father Nature. I abhor a vacuum, too. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
2450 On the one hand I'm happy for you that you could remove the large piles of cat hair. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2451 I feel like you made the decision to buy it in a vacuum. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
2452 Can you quiet down? I'm in the middle of a work meeting! 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2453 would a jackhammer be more effective? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2454 If we were in England, I'd probably accuse you of Hoovering at 3:00am. 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
2455 I"m sorry. That wasn't the vacuum you heard. It was sex. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2456 You sucked my chandelier 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2457 Your new roommate sucks. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2458 Sorry to bother you, I’m your downstairs neighbour. It’s just that it sounds like you’re using a giant… oh… I see… Never mind. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2459 I know J. Edgar is loud. But he is neat and tidy and the best boy friend I ever had. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2460 So your wife was sucked into the ceiling — what’s that got to do with me? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2461 It must have been viagra, I thought you dropped your allergy pills. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2462 The dustpan is nagging me to death. Can we trade back? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2463 I preferred it when you played loud music. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2464 Why, yes, I am Ross Perot's grand-daughter. Why do you ask? 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2465 I don't care how big it is, you shouldn't be making that kind of noise at 2 o'clock in the morning! 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2466 I'd like my Times back. ...And, my cat. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2467 We lost Roomba 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2468 My roommate sucks 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2469 I'm glad the bag is finally ready to empty but can't this wait until morning? 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
2470 I heard a scary noise and wanted to check that everything was ok. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
2471 But it’s WHITE noise. It HELPS you sleep. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2472 You realize the dog's in there, right? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2473 Just when I thought my neighbors couldn’t suck any harder. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2474 It sounds louder than it looks. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2475 You’ve got my chandelier again 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2476 Have you seen my pit bull? 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
2477 I'm sorry, my dog will stop barking as soon as I can get him out of the vacum bag. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2478 - Boy, this year really has sucked, big time. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2479 I'm sorry but if it's you or him... I choose him. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2480 Could I just buy you a Swifter? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2481 Sorry if he woke you, but any chance you've seen my Chihuahua, Barky? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2482 ‘Listen…from upstairs….it sounds like you’ve got the world’s biggest vacuum cleaner’! 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2483 Can I borrow that thing? My wife is being a real clod. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2484 How can I sleep thinking about a cord that comes out of a handle? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2485 You win, Alice. I'm leaving you. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2486 Who's the best sucker? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2487 Is that a hybrid? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2488 Revenge of the leaf blower? At this hour of the morning? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2489 This thing is bigger than you or me. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2490 What was this noise and what is this thing in your living room? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2491 Have you ever thought of buying a motorcycle instead? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2492 So, you decided against the super deluxe model 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2493 A disproportionate reaction? At 5:30 A.M.? No. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2494 I found the Viagra you dropped." 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2495 I think I messed up the spell...again. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2496 Is it spring? 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2497 I would prefer that you vacuum between 8 am and 5 pm. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
2498 Damn Karen!, your life doesn't suck that much.. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2499 It’s just bigger than us 1.2321 0.05227 112 93 12 7
2500 Come on... honey... come closer... 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2501 Mrs. Goliath, could you vacuum earlier in the day? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2502 Could I use your vacuum? Mine isn't big enough to clean up the mess that is my life. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2503 I’ve just entered a world of suck 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2504 If only I had a toaster that size that I could drop in the bath tub 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2505 It’s not you, it’s just my priorities have changed… 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2506 - “where are the children?” 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2507 Now I know why you moan a lot 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2508 Please don't stop... My WiFi has never been better 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2509 Look, Congress failed to extend the eviction moratorium. You and your giant vacuum have to be out of here by the end of tomorrow. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2510 At least you're not mining Bitcoin. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2511 I had no idea when you told me to suck it up about my complaining of your noise 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2512 My rug is on the ceiling again! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2513 Are you here for the blow job? 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2514 I don’t care if your electric rate is cheaper after midnight. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2515 Two things, lady. It’s way to loud, and have you seen my dog? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2516 Did you get that at Costco? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2517 I believe I now know where your husband has disappeared to. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2518 But it really gets between the couch cushions! 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2519 I couldn't care less if it's custom-made, I want it off my property. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2520 I understand you had insomnia and decided to clean, but could you please just dust? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2521 Y’know, like werewolf? But vacuum. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2522 Housing policy states no jet flights between 11 PM and 8 AM. 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
2523 It may be a toxic relationship Marcus but he still sucks less than you 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2524 I don't know how it got out... 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2525 Oh good, can I borrow that when you're done? My ceiling just caved in. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2526 I’m sorry, it’s just that I can’t hear my conventionally sized TV downstairs. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
2527 Could we mutually decide when is a good time to vacuum the rug? 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2528 I can’t hear the neighbour’s bagpipes. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2529 You suck more than your vacuum cleaner. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
2530 The silence of the vacuum. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2531 You’ve ruined my popcorn ceiling. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2532 I don’t care that it loves working via moonlight. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2533 I'm assuming you realize you aren't living in a vacuum. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2534 My bedspread is on the ceiling! 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2535 Stop vacuuming, or I'll mop the floor with you. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2536 I see your husband is back from the NBA playoffs. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2537 You've vacuumed up my chandelier again. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2538 My vibrator is out of batteries. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2539 You sucked up my dignity, again. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2540 My dog is absolutely terrified. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2541 WOULD YOU CONSIDER "CLEANING THE SWAMP" TOMORROW AFTERNOON??? 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2542 Haven't seen my roommate, have you? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2543 I thought you said a LITTLE late night vacuuming. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2544 Oh I’m sorry, did I wake, that really sucks!!! 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
2545 You didn't happen to see Martha ? 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2546 I didn't know that's what you meant by "toxic cleansing" 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2547 Can you keep it down, I'm trying to sweep? 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2548 Excellent suction, yes. I believe you may have my wife in there. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2549 It was quieter when I lived next to the airport. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2550 Do you mind? I'm trying to lie in bed and stare at my phone! 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
2551 Yes, Tom, as I said, Dyson is going to outer space. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2552 I need to remind my cat who the boss is. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2553 So what if all the dirt is stuck to the top of the room? At least it's covering the popcorn ceiling. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2554 If my cat's in there you're in big trouble. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2555 It can't sleep either? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2556 I'm not sure what I expected, that's exactly what it sounded like downstairs. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2557 By the smell of things, I'm sure you can guess how scared doing this in the middle of the night makes Clifford! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2558 Let me introduce you to the dust buster. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2559 I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd vacuum. Did I wake you up? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2560 What happened to sweeping things under the rug? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2561 And now Clifford won't stop barking. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2562 You really know how to suck all the air out of the room. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2563 Can't you just sweep God's waiting room? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2564 Your vacuum sucks so much 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2565 I know, I know, what can I say... the infomercial was really compelling at 2am. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2566 Why were you vacuuming at 2am?” “I wasn’t… I think he’s been stuck in there for a while this time. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2567 Did Elon sell you that? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2568 I expected Branson or Bezos to open the door. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2569 We’ve been inside for too long. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2570 No, I can't turn it off. It is programmed to stay on until it is all clean. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2571 I knew it! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2572 Come on in, I'm sure I've got room for one more. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2573 Did my walk-in shower arrive?? 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2574 Your husband was so reasonable when I spoke to him about this last week. Is he here? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2575 And it's not just the noise!... My Chihuahua keeps getting pulled up to the ceiling! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2576 I suppose your new boyfriend will start paying rent 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2577 No, I don't think the solution is a cat therapist. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2578 That’s not the only thing that sucks 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2579 Good night room Good night giant vacuum Good night couch, and good night Claus Good night Clair, and good night noises everywhere 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2580 The maid quit 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2581 She’s a 27 pound angora. I’m sure I heard her.She couldn’t just disappear. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2582 Can you please tell your Jolly Green husband to do that in the morning? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2583 Have you seen my Mother and father? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2584 You're sure you don't have a vacuum I could borrow? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2585 Jkkk 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2586 How does it work on hardwood floors? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2587 Have you seen my Cavalier King Charles? I suspect he’s somewhere between my ceiling and your floor. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2588 Okay, if you let me back in, I'll do the carpets 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2589 You told me *I* could be the the first one to use the giant vacuum cleaner! 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2590 It's the super duper pet hair capturer! My husband wants a cat. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2591 Oh, I dunno. Maybe it's coming from your garbage disposal? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2592 Your obsession with our 31st president has gone too far this time, Linda! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2593 I don't mean to be this rude, but your roommate sucks. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2594 The sucking interferes with my Heavy Metal." 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2595 Your dog wasn't exaggerating. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2596 Perhaps that is why the instructions said to change the filter bag every three months, not every three years. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2597 You left me for that sucker 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2598 Can I have my big vacuum back? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2599 Ya know, I don’t give a Dam even if you think it’s a Hoover, 1.2283 0.05804 92 77 9 6
2600 Please Mrs. Hoover, it is 3 am! 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2601 Would it kill you to change the bag once in a while? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2602 I live below you. My furniture is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2603 Apologies. He sucked up my protein shakes 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2604 Your late night vacuuming sucks me out of bed! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2605 Why don’t you just tell the truth… you prefer IT to me! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2606 Can you just give me back my chandeliers? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2607 Sorry for the noise. Really had it with Ralph's clutter in here. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2608 Sorry, I accidentally ordered the 800 Pound Oreck. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2609 If you stop vacuuming at 3:00am I promise to quit my drums practices forever. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2610 You tell me I’m a big loud sucker and this is the company you keep? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2611 My fruit loops are all on the ceiling! 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
2612 Vacuuming isn’t allowed before 9 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2613 I live in the apartment under yours. My furniture is stuck to the ceiling. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2614 That's a vacuum, not space, and I can clearly hear your husband screaming. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2615 Let me guess: revenge for my on line Zumba classes? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2616 Sorry sir, I work during the day. I know it sucks. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2617 In the vacuum, no-one can hear you scream. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2618 Hi. I'm your downstairs neighbor...from five floors below. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2619 What do you mean we never talk about it? I don’t understand you at all! I’m perfectly fine with talking about it, but how did you ever know that it’s called The Elephant in the Room? 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2620 This is bigger than the both of us, Al. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2621 You win. No more boiled cabbage. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2622 You said this was going to be an amicable divorce - 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2623 Mrs. Bunyan, when do you think your husband will go back to work…We all need some sleep 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2624 You seem to have a huge vacuum in your life at the moment 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2625 Frankly, I don’t give a Dam. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2626 Couldn’t we just have gotten the Roomba? 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2627 Vacuum 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2628 Suck off! Please. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2629 Deal. I'll put away my "dust blower" if you turn off your "dust sucker". 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2630 Sorry to bother you, but my dog is REALLY unhappy. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2631 We've put this off long enough. I told you this job was bigger than the 2 of us. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2632 The cat hasn’t left the bedroom in a month. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2633 We lost power again! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2634 No, what really sucks is being your downstairs neighbor. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2635 I’m a male… do you mind telling me what that thing is? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2636 All we are is dust in the wind. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2637 Can I let your massive vacuum suck my massive member? 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2638 Well I’d be done sooner if you’d help me change the bag. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2639 There was a huge vacuum in the house after you left. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2640 My cat sheds a LOT 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2641 Cleaning up glitter is not permitted after 10pm. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2642 It's Blue Origin's newest model. I know, its unnecessarily big. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2643 Hi, i'm Gary and i live below you 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2644 I'm your downstairs neighbor, Sam Nature, and I abhor your vacuum. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2645 Excuse me, but I'm Bill Jones from downstairs and my furniture is stuck to the ceiling!! 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2646 I had a dream about Ross Perot. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2647 I don't suppose you'd consider taking your industrial level vacuuming to the Trump Tower and continuing it from there. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2648 Can I have your phone number? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2649 And no, I won't empty it for you. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2650 Just so you know, you've left yourself wide open to abduction by blind alien creatures that use echolocation to hunt their prey. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2651 mask to enter the sanitarium 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2652 Is loss of depth perception a COVID-19 symptom? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2653 Fair, but if you can hear me vacuuming five floors down, would you please hold the elevator for me next time I’m five feet away saying “hold please”? 1.2262 0.06416 84 72 5 7
2654 Nature abhors you. Big time. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2655 2 AM abhors a vacuum. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2656 Can you keep it down? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2657 I can't sleep because of the loud noise coming from the people trapped in the vacuum cleaner 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2658 I know there's noise. Suck it up. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2659 No vacuuming after 10 pm!! 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2660 Make Cuomo’s mess fit. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2661 I’m ok with the super loud Hoover, but I do miss Jim. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2662 Take your noise complaints elsewhere. Can’t you tell a piece of art from a common household appliance? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2663 Could you please take of your shoes, I can literally hear every step you take ok? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2664 When I said, "clean up your act", I didn't mean your ENTIRE act ! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2665 Please turn that thing off. My cats are stuck to the ceiling again. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2666 Mr. Crowley had to confront his new upstairs neighbors. They really sucked! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2667 Sorry, I couldn’t wait to try my new LeBron vacuum! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2668 Do you mind? You're vibrating the whole building. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2669 How did you get it to play Beethoven's Fifth? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2670 Can I borrow a cup of laudanum? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2671 I live downstairs. My bed hit the ceiling. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2672 I honestly thought it would be bigger 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2673 Can I get you a smaller vacuum? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2674 I am ready to resume my connubial duties; plug me in 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2675 Your white noise is not helping me sleep. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2676 Trust me, vacuuming during the day won't help. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2677 Harry. Downstairs. Remember me? My chandelier's gone missing and I thought you might have a clue. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2678 Please vacuum before 1a.m 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2679 I thought you’d be glad I was cleaning up after my day of DIY 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2680 I don’t care if you can scream with a vacuum! 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2681 Do you mind? Some of us are trying to sleep 2 blocks over. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2682 I know his meowing sometimes bothers you, but I’m wondering, have you seen Mittens? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2683 Could you use the Eco setting? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2684 It's turbo-charged. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2685 I hear you're having trouble sweeping at night. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2686 Ma'am, that thing sucks bigtime! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2687 Oh, that’s okay. I thought a Hells Angel had moved in. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2688 I said go big OR go home. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2689 Nobody puts baby in the corner 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2690 So, you’re telling me no? You don’t own a vacuum cleaner and you have no idea who would be up this late cleaning either? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2691 Maybe if you set it on low, I can at least keep my flatware off the ceiling. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2692 Doesn't that thing have a lower setting? No? That sucks, BIG time. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2693 Okay. I'll take down my hidden cameras. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2694 Yes, cleanliness is next to godliness, but it's also loud as hell. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2695 Baby is stuck to the ceiling again. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
2696 How about us neighbors chip in and buy you a Roomba? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2697 Could I have my ceiling fixture and my bed back please? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2698 Could you switch to the gargantuan broom till morning? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2699 You call that a vacuum? So why all the sound? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2700 I'm three floors below you, and it sucked my furniture to the ceiling. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2701 I was gonna yell at you about the noise but now I got nothing. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2702 You win, I'll get rid of my barking dog. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2703 You forgot to check the dimensions again, didn't you? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2704 I think you know why I’m here. Again. 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
2705 You know they don't think it survives on surfaces, right? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2706 That's a relief. I thought a helicopter was about to crash into us . 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2707 Well, I abhor your vacuum too. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2708 This poor sucker deserves to know the truth about you ! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2709 After 5 years living in the same building, I finally managed to catch your attention. Fancy a drink? 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2710 I’m sorry, but she gained quite a lot of weight during the pandemic. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2711 I miss Alex Trebek. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2712 Just as I always suspected… 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2713 I've already apologized for banging on your ceiling 6 months ago, what else do you want from me? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2714 You will have to stay out a little longer. I haven't finished vacuuming. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2715 It's a sucker for you, yeah. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2716 If you take me back I promise to lift my feet when it passes by. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2717 Yeah, well that also sucks. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2718 Are you sure your husband hasn't hidden someplace where he can catch us? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2719 It's not the noise. It's that my cat is stuck on the ceiling. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2720 ......I already lose enough sleep over the power vaccums in the Middle East” 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2721 Blame my therapist 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2722 At least now I know why I've been dreaming of being sucked into a giant vacuum. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2723 What makes you think I was making all that ruckus? 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2724 Dyson Schmison it’s 1;30 in the morning 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2725 My nature hates a vacuum at 3 a.m. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2726 You call that "once through lightly?" 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2727 How do you empty the bag? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2728 It really sucks!" he said/she said 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2729 You sucked the sleep right out of me. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2730 Does it look like this room is going to clean itself to you, Stanley? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2731 My nuclear blast-cancelling headphones don't seem to be working. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2732 OK, you've got my vote for chair of the residents' committee. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2733 Your vacuum really sucks. Now give me back my dog. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2734 At midnight will it turn back into a regular size vacuum? 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2735 If you don't want to get caught in the brush, take off your robe before lying down. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2736 Sucks exceptionally well 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2737 Yea? Well, it sucks. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2738 I thought I heard a giant sucking sound! 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2739 I hear there's a void in your nightlife. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2740 Your vacuum has literally shaken up our co-op. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2741