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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-08-09T01:21:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-08-23T01:21:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-08-17T01:21:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | August 23, 2021 |
Number of captions | 5608 |
Number of responses | 731238 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Well played, Fran. The tuba will be gone by morning. | 1.8661 | 0.01038 | 6237 | 2567 | 1938 | 1732 |
1 | Sorry. I misunderstood the "huge vacuum in your life" remark. | 1.8359 | 0.01511 | 2809 | 1169 | 932 | 708 |
2 | What a coincidence! I couldn't sleep either! | 1.8297 | 0.01512 | 2649 | 1066 | 968 | 615 |
3 | I hope my knocking on your door for the last 20 minutes didn't disturb you. | 1.8155 | 0.01262 | 3945 | 1671 | 1331 | 943 |
4 | Yes, I'm pretty sure the noise is coming from your apartment." | 1.8139 | 0.01233 | 3961 | 1630 | 1438 | 893 |
5 | Ok you win, I'll turn down Fox News. | 1.8070 | 0.01388 | 3451 | 1544 | 1029 | 878 |
6 | I'd be okay with it, but my Roomba won't come out from under the bed. | 1.8011 | 0.01576 | 2559 | 1118 | 832 | 609 |
7 | Don’t make me get out the bagpipes. | 1.8009 | 0.01568 | 2571 | 1119 | 845 | 607 |
8 | Yes, I'm pretty sure it's coming from your apartment! | 1.8000 | 0.02358 | 1075 | 450 | 390 | 235 |
9 | I sent my wife up an hour ago about the noise. Have you seen her? | 1.7999 | 0.01220 | 4218 | 1831 | 1400 | 987 |
10 | You win. I'll give up the saxophone. | 1.7972 | 0.01379 | 3160 | 1335 | 1131 | 694 |
11 | Just when I thought nothing could suck more than 2020… | 1.7966 | 0.01363 | 3530 | 1590 | 1068 | 872 |
12 | I'm not complaining about the noise ; my kids are stuck to the ceiling. | 1.7952 | 0.01477 | 2969 | 1328 | 921 | 720 |
13 | No, we haven't met. I'm from three streets over. | 1.7943 | 0.01595 | 2392 | 1024 | 836 | 532 |
14 | Have you tried unplugging it and leaving it unplugged? | 1.7893 | 0.01453 | 2990 | 1325 | 970 | 695 |
15 | I hear you have dirt on everyone in the building. | 1.7863 | 0.01406 | 3140 | 1382 | 1047 | 711 |
16 | You win. I'll cancel the trombone lessons. | 1.7858 | 0.01501 | 2727 | 1193 | 927 | 608 |
17 | Nature’s not the only thing that abhors a vacuum. | 1.7844 | 0.01456 | 3099 | 1423 | 921 | 755 |
18 | I'm one floor below. I believe you have my chandelier. | 1.7797 | 0.01377 | 3209 | 1407 | 1102 | 700 |
19 | To begin with, I am not anti-vacs. | 1.7765 | 0.01334 | 3616 | 1657 | 1110 | 849 |
20 | I’ll tell you what sucks. | 1.7762 | 0.01443 | 3029 | 1370 | 967 | 692 |
21 | But you must have seen her! She came up to ask you to keep the noise down. | 1.7755 | 0.01722 | 2067 | 917 | 697 | 453 |
22 | Yes, I'm sure the noise is coming from your apartment! | 1.7755 | 0.01116 | 4904 | 2172 | 1661 | 1071 |
23 | It's not only nature that abhors a vacuum | 1.7746 | 0.01427 | 3124 | 1424 | 980 | 720 |
24 | You're why the city never sleeps. | 1.7735 | 0.01396 | 3117 | 1380 | 1063 | 674 |
25 | Would you check anyway? It’s the ceiling pendant fixture, my 300-page manuscript, and an orange tabby. | 1.7705 | 0.01454 | 3007 | 1380 | 937 | 690 |
26 | I am from the apartment that used to be below yours." | 1.7672 | 0.01614 | 2384 | 1082 | 775 | 527 |
27 | I hate to disturb you. | 1.7671 | 0.02125 | 1314 | 578 | 464 | 272 |
28 | You could say I’m anti-vacs. | 1.7657 | 0.01342 | 3457 | 1575 | 1117 | 765 |
29 | I'm from downstairs. I think you have my toupee. | 1.7606 | 0.01825 | 1821 | 822 | 613 | 386 |
30 | Below you? No, I’m on the next block over. | 1.7606 | 0.01547 | 2414 | 1055 | 882 | 477 |
31 | Sorry to bother you, but my cat is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.7573 | 0.01447 | 2851 | 1281 | 981 | 589 |
32 | Like nature, I too abhor a vacuum. | 1.7551 | 0.01707 | 2107 | 968 | 687 | 452 |
33 | Check the bag for a ceiling fan and a terrier | 1.7537 | 0.01840 | 1770 | 802 | 602 | 366 |
34 | The cat is hanging from the drapes, the dog is hiding under the bed, and my wife is missing, although that is probably unrelated. | 1.7516 | 0.01942 | 1602 | 732 | 536 | 334 |
35 | Eureka! | 1.7507 | 0.02110 | 1424 | 673 | 433 | 318 |
36 | This is the only time I would consider myself anti-vacs | 1.7487 | 0.01334 | 3562 | 1688 | 1081 | 793 |
37 | It’s 2am. Im here to tell you it’s clean enough. | 1.7386 | 0.01544 | 2437 | 1109 | 856 | 472 |
38 | That's a relief. Rumors say you have a giant vibrator | 1.7386 | 0.01604 | 2433 | 1162 | 745 | 526 |
39 | I woke up on the ceiling. | 1.7348 | 0.01775 | 1855 | 853 | 641 | 361 |
40 | I live on the second floor. Three blocks away. | 1.7201 | 0.01666 | 2204 | 1069 | 683 | 452 |
41 | Never vacuum Viagra. | 1.7062 | 0.01956 | 1821 | 980 | 396 | 445 |
42 | Actually, I live two buildings over. | 1.7025 | 0.01847 | 1768 | 874 | 546 | 348 |
43 | So it’s exactly what it sounded like. | 1.7024 | 0.01831 | 1697 | 810 | 582 | 305 |
44 | My miniature poodle is missing..... Would you mind just checking? | 1.7021 | 0.01816 | 1705 | 809 | 595 | 301 |
45 | You win. Bring back the piano. | 1.7012 | 0.02060 | 1369 | 663 | 452 | 254 |
46 | Do you mind? I'm trying to play the drums downstairs. | 1.6978 | 0.02035 | 1446 | 717 | 449 | 280 |
47 | Neighbors abhor a vacuum. | 1.6975 | 0.02109 | 1570 | 857 | 331 | 382 |
48 | We’re getting complaints from the local cemetery. | 1.6970 | 0.02085 | 1551 | 829 | 363 | 359 |
49 | No, I don't think I am blowing this out of proportion. | 1.6956 | 0.01949 | 1534 | 751 | 499 | 284 |
50 | You're keeping me awake ... and I live in Cleveland. | 1.6954 | 0.01964 | 1530 | 755 | 486 | 289 |
51 | I'm looking for my cat. | 1.6951 | 0.01909 | 1512 | 717 | 539 | 256 |
52 | I haven't seen my wife since she came up here to complain about the noise. | 1.6928 | 0.02035 | 1465 | 738 | 439 | 288 |
53 | Have you considered a breed that sheds a lot less? | 1.6918 | 0.02225 | 1129 | 543 | 391 | 195 |
54 | My wife won’t go to sleep until she finds out what kind of vibrator you’re using down here. | 1.6904 | 0.02099 | 1418 | 730 | 397 | 291 |
55 | Excuse me, I think you have my chandelier. | 1.6848 | 0.02089 | 1304 | 641 | 433 | 230 |
56 | OK, I'll give up the bagpipes! | 1.6831 | 0.02151 | 1259 | 629 | 400 | 230 |
57 | I have a mother-in-law, and a financial opportunity for you. | 1.6823 | 0.02195 | 1259 | 645 | 369 | 245 |
58 | And why exactly does it use body-bags? | 1.6817 | 0.02226 | 1222 | 626 | 359 | 237 |
59 | I heard he left a giant vacuum, but I didn’t think that’s what they meant. | 1.6779 | 0.02282 | 1214 | 642 | 321 | 251 |
60 | I'm not anti-vacs, but.... | 1.6757 | 0.02237 | 1178 | 600 | 360 | 218 |
61 | You win. The parrot goes. | 1.6756 | 0.02198 | 1122 | 545 | 396 | 181 |
62 | You win. I'll sell my tuba. | 1.6741 | 0.02295 | 1120 | 572 | 341 | 207 |
63 | I just came up to see if my earplugs were disturbing you. | 1.6722 | 0.02405 | 1080 | 572 | 290 | 218 |
64 | I'm Paul from 1B. I think you have my chandelier. | 1.6686 | 0.02419 | 1044 | 549 | 292 | 203 |
65 | The heavy metal band upstairs can't hear themselves scream. | 1.6680 | 0.02340 | 1021 | 511 | 338 | 172 |
66 | I’m not anti-vac, but this is ridiculous. | 1.6640 | 0.02467 | 985 | 516 | 284 | 185 |
67 | Nature especially abhors it at 3 a.m. | 1.6618 | 0.02492 | 955 | 499 | 280 | 176 |
68 | I'm impressed that you heard me knock. | 1.6597 | 0.02346 | 961 | 473 | 342 | 146 |
69 | OK, OK, I submit - if you sell your vacuum, I'll sell my bagpipes | 1.6595 | 0.02527 | 925 | 484 | 272 | 169 |
70 | Once I leave you Linda, there'll be a great big vacuum in your life that you can never fill. | 1.6590 | 0.02568 | 909 | 480 | 259 | 170 |
71 | Nature abhors a vacuum . . . especially after 10 p.m. | 1.6580 | 0.02612 | 924 | 503 | 234 | 187 |
72 | Downstairs neighbor?! I live three blocks away! | 1.6569 | 0.02477 | 953 | 498 | 284 | 171 |
73 | I think my Ambien might work better if YOU take it. | 1.6541 | 0.02610 | 876 | 465 | 249 | 162 |
74 | Lady, I don’t live downstairs, I live THREE BLOCKS away. | 1.6533 | 0.02601 | 848 | 441 | 260 | 147 |
75 | Fine...I'll take the Trump sign down. | 1.6513 | 0.02721 | 823 | 444 | 222 | 157 |
76 | Can you turn it off? My cat is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.6505 | 0.02619 | 844 | 443 | 253 | 148 |
77 | Hi. I live down the block. | 1.6475 | 0.02619 | 834 | 437 | 254 | 143 |
78 | I, like Nature, abhor a vacuum. | 1.6452 | 0.02811 | 806 | 450 | 192 | 164 |
79 | The black void of interstellar space called. They need their vacuum back. | 1.6439 | 0.02756 | 775 | 415 | 221 | 139 |
80 | Can you turn that off? I'd like to get my piano off the ceiling. | 1.6433 | 0.02707 | 771 | 404 | 238 | 129 |
81 | When I heard you cleaned up big, I figured you'd won the lottery | 1.6425 | 0.02639 | 744 | 373 | 264 | 107 |
82 | Look, I know you said you haven't seen my cat, but your vacuum just meowed." | 1.6398 | 0.02682 | 783 | 412 | 241 | 130 |
83 | I really don't care how large a vacuum he left in your life. | 1.6389 | 0.02842 | 720 | 386 | 208 | 126 |
84 | What noise? There is no sound in a vacuum! | 1.6373 | 0.02784 | 739 | 394 | 219 | 126 |
85 | That’s a Hoover? Damn. | 1.6343 | 0.02945 | 700 | 387 | 182 | 131 |
86 | It's 2 a.m. Can't you get a prescription for an overactive hoover? | 1.6317 | 0.03308 | 676 | 420 | 85 | 171 |
87 | My wife's Yorkie is stuck to the ceiling again. | 1.6307 | 0.02891 | 685 | 369 | 200 | 116 |
88 | Nature is not the only who who abhors a vacuum. | 1.6304 | 0.02984 | 652 | 354 | 185 | 113 |
89 | My PTSD would greatly appreciate if your OCD could possibly wait until later this P.M | 1.6266 | 0.03092 | 616 | 339 | 168 | 109 |
90 | I’m not anti-vacs, but this is getting ridiculous. | 1.6255 | 0.02967 | 713 | 407 | 166 | 140 |
91 | I'm missing my sleep, a child, two pets and the will to live. | 1.6246 | 0.02999 | 674 | 378 | 171 | 125 |
92 | You're leaving me for this dirt bag?! | 1.6242 | 0.03089 | 644 | 364 | 158 | 122 |
93 | You now have an entire building of anti vac-ers." | 1.6215 | 0.03082 | 634 | 356 | 162 | 116 |
94 | My wife wants to thank you for drowning out my snoring. | 1.6209 | 0.02861 | 604 | 307 | 219 | 78 |
95 | I want my ceiling fan back. | 1.6206 | 0.02995 | 601 | 319 | 191 | 91 |
96 | Well , I’’M telling you that sound DOES exist in a vacuum !!! | 1.6206 | 0.03129 | 593 | 327 | 164 | 102 |
97 | I can still hear it barking in there. | 1.6204 | 0.02972 | 619 | 331 | 192 | 96 |
98 | Actually, I live a few blocks away. | 1.6192 | 0.02883 | 667 | 360 | 201 | 106 |
99 | I can't hear my white noise machine. | 1.6161 | 0.03029 | 607 | 330 | 180 | 97 |
100 | I’ve told you -I’m an anti-vac-er! | 1.6151 | 0.03140 | 569 | 311 | 166 | 92 |
101 | Jet Blue called. They want their engine back. | 1.6144 | 0.03020 | 612 | 334 | 180 | 98 |
102 | It's not the vacuuming,it's your husband screaming in the bag. | 1.6144 | 0.03143 | 599 | 337 | 156 | 106 |
103 | Would you let my cat out of the bag? | 1.6142 | 0.03168 | 565 | 311 | 161 | 93 |
104 | Would you mind? My cat is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.6128 | 0.03300 | 576 | 335 | 129 | 112 |
105 | And is there a Mister Clean? | 1.6123 | 0.03218 | 552 | 306 | 154 | 92 |
106 | I can deal with the noise but my wife is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.6114 | 0.03035 | 633 | 355 | 169 | 109 |
107 | Ma’am, I hate to complain, but your vacuum is dragging me around my ceiling. | 1.6105 | 0.03262 | 516 | 281 | 155 | 80 |
108 | It's not the noise I mind, it's the fact my cat keeps getting stuck to the ceiling | 1.6091 | 0.03281 | 550 | 312 | 141 | 97 |
109 | I’m sorry but it’s the only model guaranteed to drown out the sound of your neighbors watching Fox News. | 1.6085 | 0.03354 | 516 | 290 | 138 | 88 |
110 | My nature abhors your vacuum. | 1.6082 | 0.03245 | 564 | 321 | 143 | 100 |
111 | I'm from downstairs. I believe you have my toupee. | 1.6078 | 0.03230 | 561 | 317 | 147 | 97 |
112 | No. The noise isn't bothering me. My wife is stuck on the ceiling. | 1.6070 | 0.03290 | 542 | 307 | 141 | 94 |
113 | My wife would like you check your dustbin for our cat again. | 1.6065 | 0.03057 | 554 | 295 | 182 | 77 |
114 | You have my cat stuck to the ceiling again! | 1.6028 | 0.03229 | 564 | 322 | 144 | 98 |
115 | Could you please turn it off? I can't get my cat off the ceiling. | 1.5996 | 0.03354 | 497 | 278 | 140 | 79 |
116 | I am not overreacting! I live a mile from here! | 1.5992 | 0.03450 | 499 | 288 | 123 | 88 |
117 | Some of us are trying to sweep, you know. | 1.5983 | 0.03424 | 473 | 264 | 135 | 74 |
118 | No, here's the deal--you keep that thing unplugged, I keep this robe tied. | 1.5983 | 0.03570 | 468 | 271 | 114 | 83 |
119 | Nature called. She abhors your vacuum. | 1.5981 | 0.03287 | 535 | 305 | 140 | 90 |
120 | It’s over….You just suck all the air out a room | 1.5961 | 0.03182 | 510 | 276 | 164 | 70 |
121 | No, I'm not your downstairs neighbor—I live across the damn street | 1.5949 | 0.03153 | 511 | 275 | 168 | 68 |
122 | Yes, we all know you stopped vacuuming earlier. This time I’m here about your vibrator. | 1.5949 | 0.03553 | 469 | 272 | 115 | 82 |
123 | I liked you better when you were a hoarder. | 1.5934 | 0.03505 | 455 | 257 | 126 | 72 |
124 | I believe you have my toupee. | 1.5892 | 0.03277 | 538 | 311 | 137 | 90 |
125 | I can’t hear myself pound on the ceiling. | 1.5863 | 0.03371 | 452 | 248 | 143 | 61 |
126 | You win. I’ll get rid of my home bowling alley. | 1.5858 | 0.03460 | 437 | 242 | 134 | 61 |
127 | Sorry, it looked normal size on the website. | 1.5854 | 0.03478 | 439 | 245 | 131 | 63 |
128 | I don’t care that it takes you half the time. | 1.5852 | 0.03265 | 458 | 246 | 156 | 56 |
129 | Ok, I return my new speakers, you return the vacuum. | 1.5849 | 0.03510 | 424 | 235 | 130 | 59 |
130 | Sorry to bother you but my wife is stuck to our ceiling. | 1.5847 | 0.03570 | 443 | 255 | 117 | 71 |
131 | You mind turning that off? Our cat is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.5839 | 0.03469 | 471 | 272 | 123 | 76 |
132 | I’m sorry, did I wake you up? | 1.5837 | 0.03423 | 406 | 216 | 143 | 47 |
133 | May I have my chandelier back, please? | 1.5830 | 0.03288 | 470 | 258 | 150 | 62 |
134 | Hi, I'm Dan from down below. I've been stuck to my bedroom ceiling for the last forty-five minutes. | 1.5821 | 0.03857 | 402 | 239 | 92 | 71 |
135 | Well it really sucks for me, too. | 1.5817 | 0.03678 | 404 | 230 | 113 | 61 |
136 | I'm here on behalf of the 5 floors above and below you. | 1.5812 | 0.03567 | 437 | 251 | 118 | 68 |
137 | I preferred when you were obsessed with clog dancing. | 1.5793 | 0.03398 | 416 | 224 | 143 | 49 |
138 | Have you seen my wife? She came down earlier to complain about the noise. | 1.5793 | 0.03395 | 473 | 270 | 132 | 71 |
139 | Miss Mittens has been stuck to the ceiling for the last hour. | 1.5784 | 0.03484 | 453 | 260 | 124 | 69 |
140 | I live downstairs. I'd like my chandelier back. | 1.5778 | 0.03530 | 424 | 239 | 125 | 60 |
141 | I hope my snoring wasn’t disturbing you. | 1.5774 | 0.03632 | 381 | 210 | 122 | 49 |
142 | The noise is bearable, it’s being dragged around the ceiling I don’t appreciate | 1.5766 | 0.03601 | 418 | 239 | 117 | 62 |
143 | could you turn it on again? I was just starting to fall asleep. | 1.5756 | 0.03574 | 410 | 231 | 122 | 57 |
144 | It’s not as big as the one between your ears. | 1.5754 | 0.03863 | 391 | 232 | 93 | 66 |
145 | The cat's stuck to my ceiling again. | 1.5752 | 0.03888 | 379 | 223 | 94 | 62 |
146 | Remember Mark, your bagpipe playing ex boyfriend? I liked him better | 1.5749 | 0.03498 | 414 | 230 | 130 | 54 |
147 | And it was in this moment that Jack regretted his move to Texas, seeing for himself that everything was in fact, bigger. | 1.5729 | 0.03675 | 398 | 228 | 112 | 58 |
148 | What brings me here? Oh, I don’t know. | 1.5718 | 0.03433 | 411 | 225 | 137 | 49 |
149 | I don't care that it's quiet for its size. | 1.5717 | 0.03413 | 446 | 252 | 133 | 61 |
150 | No, not Hoover Dam. I mean your damn Hoover! | 1.5711 | 0.03716 | 422 | 252 | 99 | 71 |
151 | No, it's when you turn it off and the cat drops to the floor. | 1.5711 | 0.03533 | 401 | 223 | 127 | 51 |
152 | And so it was that Frank and his twenty one cats met the woman of his dreams | 1.5711 | 0.03774 | 387 | 225 | 103 | 59 |
153 | Hoover, damn! | 1.5707 | 0.03628 | 382 | 213 | 120 | 49 |
154 | Let's just say the cat is missing and the dog has no fur. | 1.5690 | 0.03592 | 420 | 243 | 115 | 62 |
155 | I don't care if you only have to change the bag once a year, it's got to go. | 1.5685 | 0.03653 | 394 | 225 | 114 | 55 |
156 | I get that your divorce left a giant vacuum in your life, but could you turn it off at night? | 1.5684 | 0.03474 | 431 | 245 | 127 | 59 |
157 | I think you may have my dog. | 1.5683 | 0.03675 | 417 | 246 | 105 | 66 |
158 | I'm not an anti Vacs"er but I am tryin g to get some sleep. | 1.5668 | 0.03804 | 374 | 217 | 102 | 55 |
159 | The neighbors below the neighbors below me are complaining. | 1.5668 | 0.03662 | 367 | 204 | 118 | 45 |
160 | Excuse me, but I believe you have my chandelier! | 1.5664 | 0.03938 | 369 | 220 | 89 | 60 |
161 | We live in the unit below. Our chandelier is missing. | 1.5639 | 0.03478 | 399 | 221 | 131 | 47 |
162 | Hi, I'm Alan. I live downstairs. Even though it's 2:00 in the morning, I thought I'd introduce myself. | 1.5625 | 0.03834 | 368 | 215 | 99 | 54 |
163 | Could you keep it down? I can't hear the thoughts that are keeping me up. | 1.5615 | 0.03613 | 374 | 209 | 120 | 45 |
164 | When you said you had a large vacuum in your life, I thought you meant someone close to you had died. | 1.5615 | 0.03862 | 374 | 222 | 94 | 58 |
165 | You haven't seen our dog, have you? Pekinese?...barks constantly? | 1.5615 | 0.03837 | 358 | 207 | 101 | 50 |
166 | Loud? Wait till you hear the leaf blower I got with it! | 1.5609 | 0.03709 | 353 | 197 | 114 | 42 |
167 | Nature abhors a vacuum; so do I at 2:00 a.m. | 1.5589 | 0.03792 | 399 | 241 | 93 | 65 |
168 | Nature abhors a vacuum, especially this time of night. | 1.5585 | 0.03956 | 376 | 230 | 82 | 64 |
169 | Could you turn it off I need to get the wife off the ceiling? | 1.5580 | 0.03662 | 362 | 203 | 116 | 43 |
170 | I just came for my chandelier. | 1.5570 | 0.03669 | 395 | 231 | 108 | 56 |
171 | I believe you have my chandelier. | 1.5565 | 0.03975 | 363 | 220 | 84 | 59 |
172 | I'm here to complain on behalf of the 400 block of East 82nd Street. | 1.5553 | 0.03851 | 371 | 221 | 94 | 56 |
173 | You’re solution to everything can’t just be ‘suck it up’ | 1.5546 | 0.04217 | 339 | 211 | 68 | 60 |
174 | I'm Henderson from the apartment below. Can you turn that thing off my cat is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.5544 | 0.03896 | 377 | 229 | 87 | 61 |
175 | Uuum, my chandelier just disappeared… any ideas? | 1.5540 | 0.03608 | 361 | 201 | 120 | 40 |
176 | Nature abhors it. | 1.5530 | 0.03766 | 349 | 199 | 107 | 43 |
177 | Nature is not the only one. | 1.5526 | 0.03891 | 342 | 199 | 97 | 46 |
178 | Oh Bill, what is the unexpected pleasure. Come on in, we can talk about your son’s new drum set | 1.5506 | 0.04164 | 336 | 207 | 73 | 56 |
179 | I abhor your vacuum. | 1.5495 | 0.04190 | 313 | 188 | 78 | 47 |
180 | Can you turn it off? All my stuff is stuck to my ceiling. | 1.5492 | 0.03609 | 386 | 223 | 114 | 49 |
181 | And you wonder why you’re still single. | 1.5492 | 0.03920 | 315 | 179 | 99 | 37 |
182 | No, I'm from three floors down. | 1.5489 | 0.03820 | 348 | 202 | 101 | 45 |
183 | My chandelier just disappeared through the ceiling. | 1.5482 | 0.03679 | 363 | 208 | 111 | 44 |
184 | I thought I heard your husband screaming. | 1.5478 | 0.03879 | 356 | 212 | 93 | 51 |
185 | You've got our ceiling fan in there. | 1.5477 | 0.03690 | 367 | 212 | 109 | 46 |
186 | Congratulations! You drowned out the planes from LaGuardia! | 1.5470 | 0.03749 | 362 | 211 | 104 | 47 |
187 | Hey, we had spoken earlier today about your post on Craigslist. Are you still looking for a giant dirtbag? | 1.5464 | 0.04207 | 302 | 180 | 79 | 43 |
188 | Yes, size does matter. | 1.5459 | 0.03627 | 381 | 221 | 112 | 48 |
189 | Ok, deal. I agree not to investigate your husband's mysterious disappearance, and you agree to keep it down. | 1.5457 | 0.03879 | 361 | 217 | 91 | 53 |
190 | Can you please turn that off? My cat is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.5449 | 0.03942 | 334 | 197 | 92 | 45 |
191 | It's not so much about the noise as it is about the disappearance of my wife. | 1.5422 | 0.04094 | 308 | 182 | 85 | 41 |
192 | Despite what you think, sound DOES travel in a vacuum. | 1.5418 | 0.04069 | 323 | 194 | 83 | 46 |
193 | You're pulling my Chihuahua around the ceiling. | 1.5417 | 0.04301 | 312 | 194 | 67 | 51 |
194 | Well, it certainly DOES suck. | 1.5410 | 0.03847 | 329 | 190 | 100 | 39 |
195 | Sorry, I don’t know where my husband is. | 1.5409 | 0.03775 | 379 | 229 | 95 | 55 |
196 | I think you have my chandelier. | 1.5409 | 0.04166 | 318 | 194 | 76 | 48 |
197 | I've been knocking for an hour! | 1.5405 | 0.04211 | 309 | 188 | 75 | 46 |
198 | So this is why my cat keeps getting stuck to the ceiling. | 1.5404 | 0.03983 | 322 | 190 | 90 | 42 |
199 | So your husband’s passing really did leave a giant vacuum in your life. | 1.5399 | 0.04145 | 313 | 189 | 79 | 45 |
200 | My wife was going to stop by earlier and complain about the loud noise, but hasn't returned. | 1.5391 | 0.03848 | 345 | 204 | 96 | 45 |
201 | It’s not your effort at cleanliness, I mind. It’s my waking up levitating, as a result of it! | 1.5380 | 0.04066 | 316 | 189 | 84 | 43 |
202 | You act like it's no big thing. | 1.5378 | 0.03590 | 370 | 213 | 115 | 42 |
203 | Congratulations, Doris. You've taken 'passive-aggressive' to a whole new level. | 1.5377 | 0.04210 | 292 | 174 | 79 | 39 |
204 | I believe you have my ceiling fan. | 1.5372 | 0.04167 | 296 | 176 | 81 | 39 |
205 | What do you even see in that huge dirt bag? | 1.5368 | 0.04402 | 285 | 175 | 67 | 43 |
206 | I see Costco is selling their own vacuums now | 1.5361 | 0.04193 | 291 | 173 | 80 | 38 |
207 | Your dog just called us from Cleveland to ask if you’re finished vacuuming. | 1.5359 | 0.04294 | 306 | 190 | 68 | 48 |
208 | I want to thank you for vacuuming our apartment as well. Now all of our dust is on the ceiling. | 1.5358 | 0.03920 | 321 | 188 | 94 | 39 |
209 | The doorman said you have all the dirt on the tenants. | 1.5357 | 0.03949 | 336 | 202 | 88 | 46 |
210 | Have you seen my chihuaha anywhere? | 1.5350 | 0.03873 | 329 | 193 | 96 | 40 |
211 | The Dawn of the Anti-vacs Movement" | 1.5342 | 0.04211 | 292 | 175 | 78 | 39 |
212 | I got it at Costco. | 1.5337 | 0.04135 | 326 | 202 | 74 | 50 |
213 | I can see why nature hates it. | 1.5331 | 0.04184 | 302 | 183 | 77 | 42 |
214 | Why is it always about size with you? | 1.5326 | 0.04194 | 291 | 174 | 79 | 38 |
215 | I believe you have a couple of my ceiling fixtures. . | 1.5325 | 0.04018 | 308 | 182 | 88 | 38 |
216 | Oh yeah? Well I'm the dirtbag from downstairs... | 1.5314 | 0.04148 | 303 | 183 | 79 | 41 |
217 | Where the hell are my pants?! | 1.5300 | 0.04155 | 317 | 196 | 74 | 47 |
218 | Have you seen Mittens? | 1.5298 | 0.04084 | 285 | 166 | 87 | 32 |
219 | It's Doug, from downstairs. My cat is stuck to the ceiling. Any idea why? | 1.5296 | 0.04138 | 304 | 184 | 79 | 41 |
220 | Well, that explains why my toupee was stuck to the ceiling. | 1.5294 | 0.04385 | 272 | 165 | 70 | 37 |
221 | What the hell do you mean, "describe him"? He's a cat, he answers to the name "Kitty-puss", and he's missing. | 1.5292 | 0.04580 | 257 | 158 | 62 | 37 |
222 | You're levitating the furniture downstairs. | 1.5287 | 0.03974 | 331 | 201 | 85 | 45 |
223 | I hate to bother you, but have you seen my cat?" | 1.5281 | 0.03933 | 303 | 176 | 94 | 33 |
224 | Hi, I'm your downstairs neighbor. Have you seen my cat? | 1.5277 | 0.04029 | 307 | 183 | 86 | 38 |
225 | Life is messy, Margaret. Just sweep your problems under the rug like the rest of us. | 1.5273 | 0.04093 | 311 | 189 | 80 | 42 |
226 | Must you sing while you vacuum?" | 1.5271 | 0.04365 | 258 | 153 | 74 | 31 |
227 | Have you seen my wife? | 1.5265 | 0.04167 | 283 | 168 | 81 | 34 |
228 | I suddenly understand why nature abhors a vacuum. | 1.5261 | 0.04381 | 287 | 179 | 65 | 43 |
229 | Nature abhors a vacuum. Neighbors abhor a giant, loud vacuum. | 1.5258 | 0.04179 | 310 | 192 | 73 | 45 |
230 | Wow, that must really suck. | 1.5257 | 0.04417 | 272 | 167 | 67 | 38 |
231 | My dog, sofa and two chairs are stuck on my ceiling, could you turn it off now? | 1.5257 | 0.03766 | 350 | 209 | 98 | 43 |
232 | I want us to be good neighbors, but I feel like there is a giant vacuum between us. | 1.5233 | 0.04365 | 258 | 154 | 73 | 31 |
233 | And you must be MRS. Hoover. | 1.5230 | 0.04344 | 283 | 175 | 68 | 40 |
234 | The Hoover! Damn! | 1.5187 | 0.04531 | 268 | 169 | 59 | 40 |
235 | I never thought I’d miss your drum set. | 1.5181 | 0.04057 | 276 | 161 | 87 | 28 |
236 | Would you mind waiting one more night to do that? My mother-in-law arrives in the morning. | 1.5180 | 0.04077 | 305 | 186 | 80 | 39 |
237 | There's a large hole in my ceiling, and my cat is missing... | 1.5180 | 0.03744 | 361 | 220 | 95 | 46 |
238 | Let me guess--you're from Texas. | 1.5175 | 0.04106 | 286 | 171 | 82 | 33 |
239 | That must suck on so many different levels.” | 1.5175 | 0.04154 | 315 | 198 | 71 | 46 |
240 | If you saw the size of the roaches, you’d understand. | 1.5174 | 0.04179 | 259 | 151 | 82 | 26 |
241 | I know it sucks, that's the point! | 1.5169 | 0.04451 | 267 | 166 | 64 | 37 |
242 | Nature's not the only one who abhors a vacuum. | 1.5163 | 0.04141 | 337 | 218 | 64 | 55 |
243 | Okay, I’m sorry I complained about your Roomba. | 1.5158 | 0.04379 | 285 | 180 | 63 | 42 |
244 | Knock it off. Or I get out the bagpipes. | 1.5157 | 0.04096 | 287 | 172 | 82 | 33 |
245 | I don’t mind the noise so much, but you just sucked up my chandelier. | 1.5155 | 0.04118 | 258 | 149 | 85 | 24 |
246 | It's been 3 hours since my wife came up to borrow a cup of sugar. Have you seen her? | 1.5138 | 0.04123 | 290 | 176 | 79 | 35 |
247 | Do I have to say it? | 1.5126 | 0.04298 | 277 | 171 | 70 | 36 |
248 | I respect your opinion, but size actually does matter. | 1.5125 | 0.04257 | 240 | 139 | 79 | 22 |
249 | I don't mind that you're running your vacuum cleaner at midnight. But your shouting, "Ride 'em, cowboy!" has got to stop! | 1.5125 | 0.04221 | 281 | 172 | 74 | 35 |
250 | You win. I’ll turn my television down. | 1.5117 | 0.04393 | 256 | 156 | 69 | 31 |
251 | Wanna know what sucks big time? | 1.5110 | 0.04358 | 272 | 169 | 67 | 36 |
252 | It's when the couch falls back down from the ceiling that I find so annoying. | 1.5098 | 0.04190 | 255 | 150 | 80 | 25 |
253 | Fine, I’ll stop playing music after 10. | 1.5077 | 0.04377 | 260 | 160 | 68 | 32 |
254 | Larry from 3C down the hall We haven’t heard or seen your husband since he screamed that you treated him like dirt. You guys ok? | 1.5065 | 0.04980 | 231 | 151 | 43 | 37 |
255 | It's not the noise, it's the fact that all my furniture is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.5061 | 0.04621 | 247 | 156 | 57 | 34 |
256 | It's not just nature that abhors this one. | 1.5061 | 0.04439 | 247 | 151 | 67 | 29 |
257 | It is NOT the moral equivalent of my new puppy. | 1.5059 | 0.04252 | 253 | 151 | 76 | 26 |
258 | And in exchange, I'll switch from the bass to the viola. | 1.5058 | 0.04275 | 257 | 155 | 74 | 28 |
259 | So it IS true, size DOES matter?" | 1.5052 | 0.04141 | 291 | 180 | 75 | 36 |
260 | Me? I've spent the last three hours stuck to my ceiling. What's new with you? | 1.5040 | 0.04543 | 250 | 157 | 60 | 33 |
261 | My furniture is stuck to my ceiling. Will you be finished soon? | 1.5036 | 0.04240 | 274 | 169 | 72 | 33 |
262 | Can you turn that thing off for a second so I can get my cat off the ceiling? | 1.5035 | 0.04174 | 288 | 179 | 73 | 36 |
263 | It’s not the noise, it’s just that now all the cat hair is on my ceiling. | 1.5023 | 0.04816 | 219 | 137 | 54 | 28 |
264 | I can hardly hear my leaf blower. | 1.5022 | 0.04634 | 225 | 138 | 61 | 26 |
265 | I woke up when I hit the ceiling. | 1.5022 | 0.04729 | 227 | 142 | 56 | 29 |
266 | Well, all I know is that a chandelier was hanging from my dining room ceiling until five minutes ago. | 1.5020 | 0.04336 | 255 | 156 | 70 | 29 |
267 | Hasn't this year sucked enough of the life out of me? | 1.5000 | 0.04785 | 210 | 129 | 57 | 24 |
268 | Well that's the thing--I live three floors below you. | 1.5000 | 0.04563 | 246 | 155 | 59 | 32 |
269 | I said I was a big fan of hoover dam!.. not a big damn Hoover fan! | 1.5000 | 0.04301 | 252 | 153 | 72 | 27 |
270 | I’ve come to get my chandelier back. | 1.4981 | 0.04315 | 265 | 165 | 68 | 32 |
271 | Would you mind not vacuuming between the hours of 9 P.M. and never? | 1.4981 | 0.04180 | 259 | 156 | 77 | 26 |
272 | It's not the noise that's keeping me awake. It's the constant hitting my head on the ceiling everytime you pass over my bed" | 1.4978 | 0.04761 | 225 | 142 | 54 | 29 |
273 | Can I have me ceiling fan back, please | 1.4961 | 0.04348 | 254 | 157 | 68 | 29 |
274 | I heard a man scream. Where's your husband? Is he okay? | 1.4958 | 0.04649 | 240 | 153 | 55 | 32 |
275 | Are you almost done? My cat's stuck to the ceiling. | 1.4958 | 0.04632 | 236 | 149 | 57 | 30 |
276 | I’m here to inform you, like nature,your neighbors abhor a vacuum. | 1.4957 | 0.04683 | 230 | 145 | 56 | 29 |
277 | Good morning, have you seen my cat? | 1.4942 | 0.04251 | 259 | 159 | 72 | 28 |
278 | My blankets are stuck to the ceiling. | 1.4941 | 0.04227 | 255 | 155 | 74 | 26 |
279 | I said the biggest retailer of electrical appliances, not the retailer of the biggest electrical appliances. | 1.4935 | 0.04586 | 231 | 144 | 60 | 27 |
280 | I think your vacuum has my ceiling fan. | 1.4921 | 0.04409 | 252 | 158 | 64 | 30 |
281 | So I guess size does matter, Elaine. | 1.4914 | 0.04771 | 232 | 150 | 50 | 32 |
282 | I get it – when you can't sleep, you vacuum. Thing is, it's the other way around for everyone else in the building. | 1.4908 | 0.04315 | 273 | 174 | 64 | 35 |
283 | Don’t make me get out my tuba. | 1.4904 | 0.04156 | 261 | 159 | 76 | 26 |
284 | Any chance you've seen Fluffy? | 1.4903 | 0.04380 | 257 | 162 | 64 | 31 |
285 | OK you win. I'll end my evening trumpet practice. | 1.4896 | 0.04121 | 241 | 142 | 80 | 19 |
286 | Nevermind. Good luck emptying the bag. | 1.4895 | 0.04337 | 237 | 144 | 70 | 23 |
287 | This is the last time I’m going to help you empty the bag, ok? | 1.4883 | 0.04544 | 213 | 129 | 64 | 20 |
288 | No, I'm here to complain about your loud snoring. | 1.4883 | 0.04827 | 213 | 135 | 52 | 26 |
289 | It's over. You win. I'm selling the leaf blower. | 1.4875 | 0.04496 | 240 | 151 | 61 | 28 |
290 | And all this time I thought it was your vibrator. | 1.4870 | 0.04934 | 193 | 120 | 52 | 21 |
291 | You can have the parking spot. | 1.4865 | 0.04222 | 222 | 130 | 76 | 16 |
292 | I'd like my dog back. He was playing near the air duct and ... | 1.4861 | 0.04401 | 216 | 129 | 69 | 18 |
293 | Downstairs? No. I live down the block, around the corner and six flights up. But still... | 1.4857 | 0.04832 | 210 | 133 | 52 | 25 |
294 | Yes, this does suck big time | 1.4855 | 0.04443 | 241 | 151 | 63 | 27 |
295 | I miss the elephant. | 1.4854 | 0.04950 | 206 | 132 | 48 | 26 |
296 | Just tell me you didn't buy any other appliance from the big and tall shop. | 1.4848 | 0.04544 | 231 | 145 | 60 | 26 |
297 | My dog is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.4846 | 0.04728 | 227 | 146 | 52 | 29 |
298 | I know it's loud, but I'll be done in half the time | 1.4837 | 0.04513 | 215 | 131 | 64 | 20 |
299 | Don’t you know nature abhors a vacuum. | 1.4836 | 0.04872 | 213 | 137 | 49 | 27 |
300 | Would you mind turning that off for a minute, I can't get my cat off the ceiling. | 1.4820 | 0.04766 | 222 | 143 | 51 | 28 |
301 | I bet Nature really abhors that one | 1.4820 | 0.04850 | 222 | 145 | 47 | 30 |
302 | Does it remove in-laws? | 1.4819 | 0.04300 | 249 | 155 | 68 | 26 |
303 | Yes, I heard it. The entire Upper West Side heard it. | 1.4818 | 0.04363 | 247 | 155 | 65 | 27 |
304 | And I thought the giant sucking sound keeping me awake at night was the sound of Democracy draining out of this country. | 1.4815 | 0.05010 | 189 | 119 | 49 | 21 |
305 | Did you happen to pick up my kids? | 1.4811 | 0.04703 | 212 | 133 | 56 | 23 |
306 | If you think that thing sucks, try living downstairs from it. | 1.4808 | 0.04621 | 208 | 128 | 60 | 20 |
307 | I heard the argument and I know he's in there. You can't keep vacuuming your boyfriends away, Martha. | 1.4806 | 0.04852 | 206 | 131 | 51 | 24 |
308 | How about a this: You don't vacuum in the morning and I don't become a serial killer. | 1.4803 | 0.04777 | 229 | 150 | 48 | 31 |
309 | Whoa…that sucks! | 1.4803 | 0.04530 | 229 | 144 | 60 | 25 |
310 | Wow. It's exactly as I imagined as I was seething in bed. | 1.4800 | 0.04801 | 225 | 147 | 48 | 30 |
311 | There's a big vacuum where our love used to be. | 1.4798 | 0.04734 | 198 | 122 | 57 | 19 |
312 | Ok, you win. I will throw away my banjo. | 1.4791 | 0.04700 | 215 | 136 | 55 | 24 |
313 | Please turn it off, our cat is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.4791 | 0.04700 | 215 | 136 | 55 | 24 |
314 | Thank you Nacy, it did the trick, my mother-in-law finally moved out | 1.4789 | 0.04493 | 213 | 130 | 64 | 19 |
315 | Did you have to get one that would suck the joy out of my life as well? | 1.4783 | 0.04930 | 207 | 134 | 47 | 26 |
316 | Okay, So I'm sorry. It wasn't the best anniversary present. May I come in now? | 1.4779 | 0.04591 | 249 | 164 | 51 | 34 |
317 | You know last time when I said "Can you be any louder?", I was being sarcastic. | 1.4777 | 0.04362 | 247 | 156 | 64 | 27 |
318 | You think I'm the one that sucked the air out of the room? | 1.4776 | 0.04575 | 201 | 122 | 62 | 17 |
319 | Was a Roomba out of the budget? | 1.4776 | 0.04683 | 201 | 124 | 58 | 19 |
320 | Sorry, I thought sound didn’t travel in a vacuum | 1.4775 | 0.04591 | 222 | 140 | 58 | 24 |
321 | It's not the noise so much. But everytime you stop, my cat falls back on the floor." | 1.4769 | 0.04949 | 195 | 124 | 49 | 22 |
322 | I preferred when you dated the Swiffer. | 1.4766 | 0.04362 | 235 | 146 | 66 | 23 |
323 | I can’t get my wife off the ceiling | 1.4762 | 0.04624 | 231 | 149 | 54 | 28 |
324 | You've been sweeping with another man, haven't you? | 1.4757 | 0.04852 | 185 | 114 | 54 | 17 |
325 | Madam,every time you do the halls my cat disappears. Now please let the cat out of the bag. | 1.4753 | 0.04662 | 223 | 143 | 54 | 26 |
326 | It will never be an Olympic sport no matter how hard you train. | 1.4737 | 0.04653 | 209 | 131 | 57 | 21 |
327 | I guess you know how much this sucks. | 1.4734 | 0.04929 | 207 | 135 | 46 | 26 |
328 | My cat's on the ceiling. | 1.4725 | 0.04829 | 218 | 143 | 47 | 28 |
329 | Really, how much cat hair could you possibly have? | 1.4724 | 0.04715 | 199 | 124 | 56 | 19 |
330 | If you can reach the power button, by all means turn it off. | 1.4721 | 0.04749 | 197 | 123 | 55 | 19 |
331 | We need to talk about the elephant in the room. | 1.4715 | 0.04931 | 193 | 123 | 49 | 21 |
332 | Have you seen my hamster? | 1.4711 | 0.04320 | 225 | 138 | 68 | 19 |
333 | No, I'm sure I heard screaming. | 1.4706 | 0.05103 | 187 | 121 | 44 | 22 |
334 | Oh, what a relief…I thought the 2:00 a.m. red-eye from LaGuardia was going down next door. | 1.4703 | 0.04820 | 202 | 129 | 51 | 22 |
335 | Let's just say when you turned that on I hit the roof. | 1.4697 | 0.04891 | 198 | 127 | 49 | 22 |
336 | Can you please turn that off,my wife is stuck to the ceiling | 1.4689 | 0.04845 | 209 | 136 | 48 | 25 |
337 | Nature abhors a big vacuum, and so do I. | 1.4688 | 0.04424 | 224 | 140 | 63 | 21 |
338 | You're gonna need a bigger rug. | 1.4678 | 0.04386 | 233 | 147 | 63 | 23 |
339 | ‘For the record, I live five blocks away …’ | 1.4678 | 0.04428 | 233 | 148 | 61 | 24 |
340 | I'd like my chandelier back. | 1.4674 | 0.04929 | 184 | 116 | 50 | 18 |
341 | "My little Corgi was playing in the hall. Have you seen him?" | 1.4673 | 0.04924 | 199 | 129 | 47 | 23 |
342 | Uhh, can you check the bag for our cat?! | 1.4663 | 0.04909 | 208 | 137 | 45 | 26 |
343 | Excuse me, could you turn down your TV? | 1.4663 | 0.04929 | 193 | 124 | 48 | 21 |
344 | I know where you hid the body | 1.4655 | 0.04399 | 232 | 147 | 62 | 23 |
345 | Okay, I promise to stop mowing the lawn at 6am. | 1.4652 | 0.04691 | 187 | 115 | 57 | 15 |
346 | Your neighbors are like nature; we abhor a vacuum. | 1.4651 | 0.04966 | 215 | 145 | 40 | 30 |
347 | I live downstairs, and my shirt is stuck to the ceiling and I have a zoom call… | 1.4648 | 0.04388 | 256 | 168 | 57 | 31 |
348 | I’m from the building next door | 1.4645 | 0.05008 | 183 | 117 | 47 | 19 |
349 | You don't even have a carpet. | 1.4639 | 0.04743 | 194 | 122 | 54 | 18 |
350 | No I haven't seen your kitty | 1.4635 | 0.04947 | 192 | 124 | 47 | 21 |
351 | Yes, I tried the giant earplugs. | 1.4634 | 0.04613 | 205 | 129 | 57 | 19 |
352 | I think you may have my chandelier. | 1.4623 | 0.04838 | 212 | 140 | 46 | 26 |
353 | I seem to be missing my chandelier..and cat. | 1.4621 | 0.04254 | 264 | 172 | 62 | 30 |
354 | Congratulations, ma'am. You're the lucky winner of a free broom. | 1.4619 | 0.04919 | 210 | 140 | 43 | 27 |
355 | I’m sorry about the noise but since Jim left, I’ve been trying to fill the huge vacuum in my life. | 1.4615 | 0.05001 | 208 | 140 | 40 | 28 |
356 | Need I remind you that nature abhors a giant vacuum? | 1.4615 | 0.04997 | 195 | 128 | 44 | 23 |
357 | You haven't seen a pair of loud, barky beagles, have you? | 1.4611 | 0.04760 | 193 | 122 | 53 | 18 |
358 | Have you seen my wife anywhere? | 1.4611 | 0.04528 | 193 | 118 | 61 | 14 |
359 | Can I borrow a cup of earplugs? | 1.4611 | 0.04703 | 193 | 121 | 55 | 17 |
360 | Wanted to let you know that the ghost of my late wife has disappeared | 1.4608 | 0.05076 | 204 | 138 | 38 | 28 |
361 | It's "no sound IN a vacuum"! | 1.4607 | 0.05292 | 178 | 118 | 38 | 22 |
362 | The sound is one thing, but getting sucked up to your own ceiling is entirely another! | 1.4602 | 0.05575 | 176 | 121 | 29 | 26 |
363 | No… I’ll tell YOU what really sucks. | 1.4599 | 0.05043 | 187 | 122 | 44 | 21 |
364 | First Amendment my ass. | 1.4598 | 0.05321 | 174 | 115 | 38 | 21 |
365 | Ok...you can have your parking spot back | 1.4588 | 0.04685 | 194 | 122 | 55 | 17 |
366 | Is there a way we can get your OCD and my insomnia on the same schedule? | 1.4585 | 0.04506 | 205 | 128 | 60 | 17 |
367 | Our chihuahua is missing. | 1.4583 | 0.05054 | 192 | 127 | 42 | 23 |
368 | I wouldn’t normally bring up the issue, but my toast is sticking to the ceiling. | 1.4583 | 0.04602 | 192 | 119 | 58 | 15 |
369 | Listen, I know what I heard. That was Ralph's voice. As clear as a bell. Until the last part. | 1.4583 | 0.04585 | 216 | 139 | 55 | 22 |
370 | In this case, size does matter. | 1.4581 | 0.04643 | 203 | 129 | 55 | 19 |
371 | Have you seen my chihuahua? | 1.4577 | 0.04729 | 201 | 129 | 52 | 20 |
372 | My kids are missing. Did they come to visit you? | 1.4573 | 0.04763 | 199 | 128 | 51 | 20 |
373 | Never mind. Your life obviously sucks more than mine." | 1.4571 | 0.04823 | 210 | 139 | 46 | 25 |
374 | It's sucking the dust off MY floor. | 1.4570 | 0.04886 | 186 | 119 | 49 | 18 |
375 | I live downstairs and my cat is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.4567 | 0.04446 | 254 | 170 | 52 | 32 |
376 | Your downstairs neighbor? I live two states over! | 1.4564 | 0.04888 | 195 | 127 | 47 | 21 |
377 | Can you hold it down? You’re drowning out my bagpipe solos. | 1.4564 | 0.04995 | 195 | 129 | 43 | 23 |
378 | Could you at least turn the power down? My bed is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.4558 | 0.04739 | 215 | 142 | 48 | 25 |
379 | Sorry to bother you, but have you seen my cat? | 1.4554 | 0.04551 | 202 | 127 | 58 | 17 |
380 | Nature abhors a vacuum,...and now, so do I. | 1.4554 | 0.04711 | 202 | 130 | 52 | 20 |
381 | Effing Costco. | 1.4554 | 0.04909 | 213 | 144 | 41 | 28 |
382 | You're sucking the life out of our marriage, Doris. | 1.4550 | 0.04662 | 211 | 137 | 52 | 22 |
383 | Tell you what,I'll spring for hard wood floors. | 1.4545 | 0.05119 | 165 | 105 | 45 | 15 |
384 | It’s time to talk about the vacuum in the room. | 1.4545 | 0.05211 | 176 | 116 | 40 | 20 |
385 | I appreciate that it’s whisper quiet, but my comforter is now stuck to my ceiling. | 1.4545 | 0.04343 | 242 | 157 | 60 | 25 |
386 | Could you disable the back-up beeper? | 1.4540 | 0.05318 | 174 | 116 | 37 | 21 |
387 | I'm your downstairs neighbor, and I want my ceiling fan back. | 1.4537 | 0.04508 | 227 | 148 | 55 | 24 |
388 | I got tired of having to empty it so often. | 1.4536 | 0.04625 | 194 | 122 | 56 | 16 |
389 | I’d have complained to the board about you if they didn’t go missing. | 1.4528 | 0.04741 | 212 | 140 | 48 | 24 |
390 | Yes, sometimes life can suck big time! | 1.4520 | 0.04527 | 177 | 107 | 60 | 10 |
391 | It really isn’t the noise; it’s that my bed is levitating. | 1.4510 | 0.04828 | 204 | 135 | 46 | 23 |
392 | I dreamt you had a great vacuum in your life since we went our separate ways. | 1.4509 | 0.05212 | 173 | 114 | 40 | 19 |
393 | Can I have my cat back? | 1.4507 | 0.04723 | 213 | 141 | 48 | 24 |
394 | I preferred the elephant | 1.4505 | 0.05199 | 182 | 122 | 38 | 22 |
395 | This is what happens when you try to sweep all of our issues under the rug. | 1.4503 | 0.04733 | 191 | 122 | 52 | 17 |
396 | Are you sure you understood when your therapist said you were living in a vacuum? | 1.4497 | 0.04768 | 189 | 121 | 51 | 17 |
397 | Are you fooling around with that dirtbag again? | 1.4494 | 0.05103 | 178 | 117 | 42 | 19 |
398 | I am aware, Madame, that other residents of this building also vacuum at night, but are you aware of the aphorism, 'size matters'? | 1.4489 | 0.05082 | 176 | 115 | 43 | 18 |
399 | Please turn off tbe vacuum. My wife is just below you and her head is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.4483 | 0.04349 | 232 | 150 | 60 | 22 |
400 | The noise isn't an issue, but my bed is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.4475 | 0.04393 | 219 | 140 | 60 | 19 |
401 | I thought I heard your husband crying for help? | 1.4468 | 0.04902 | 188 | 123 | 46 | 19 |
402 | I guess it’s pretty quiet for its size. | 1.4465 | 0.05475 | 159 | 106 | 35 | 18 |
403 | Yes, I'm the sleep-deprived obstetrician who lives downstairs, and I cut the damn cord. | 1.4464 | 0.05324 | 168 | 112 | 37 | 19 |
404 | It’s louder than it looks | 1.4464 | 0.04978 | 168 | 107 | 47 | 14 |
405 | As it turns out, size matters. | 1.4459 | 0.05276 | 148 | 94 | 42 | 12 |
406 | I'm a door-to-door vacuum cleaner buyer. | 1.4459 | 0.05452 | 157 | 104 | 36 | 17 |
407 | All the residents chipped in to buy you a dirtier and bigger apartment elsewhere… | 1.4457 | 0.04978 | 184 | 121 | 44 | 19 |
408 | OK, you win!! | 1.4452 | 0.05189 | 155 | 99 | 43 | 13 |
409 | Would you mind running it after I'm dead? | 1.4451 | 0.05279 | 164 | 108 | 39 | 17 |
410 | Sorry about the dog’s barking. What are your terms? | 1.4450 | 0.04787 | 191 | 124 | 49 | 18 |
411 | Now I understand why all my furniture is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.4444 | 0.04915 | 171 | 109 | 48 | 14 |
412 | Please turn it off, my dog is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.4444 | 0.05398 | 162 | 108 | 36 | 18 |
413 | Do you think you could just run it during the day? It’s drowning out the sirens and I can’t sleep. | 1.4444 | 0.05121 | 171 | 112 | 42 | 17 |
414 | Suddenly, it seemed as though the air had been sucked out of the room. | 1.4439 | 0.04919 | 187 | 123 | 45 | 19 |
415 | Fine. You can borrow my Roomba. | 1.4438 | 0.05162 | 178 | 119 | 39 | 20 |
416 | Crank it up, Amy. I can still hear my wife yapping. | 1.4438 | 0.05227 | 160 | 104 | 41 | 15 |
417 | I, like Nature, abhor your vacuum. | 1.4432 | 0.04957 | 185 | 122 | 44 | 19 |
418 | Okay, I'll turn the TV down | 1.4430 | 0.05039 | 158 | 100 | 46 | 12 |
419 | So I just drill a small hole in my ceiling and you get my dust, too? | 1.4423 | 0.05164 | 156 | 100 | 43 | 13 |
420 | Remember when I bought a truck and you said I must be making up for something? | 1.4419 | 0.05229 | 172 | 115 | 38 | 19 |
421 | Rage cleaning again? | 1.4417 | 0.05229 | 163 | 107 | 40 | 16 |
422 | Oh, that's the sucky elephant in the room . . . | 1.4413 | 0.04952 | 179 | 117 | 45 | 17 |
423 | Bothering me? No, I was up anyway. I just wanted to see if it looks like it sounds. | 1.4413 | 0.05015 | 179 | 118 | 43 | 18 |
424 | Ohhh my therapist is going to love this one… | 1.4413 | 0.04952 | 179 | 117 | 45 | 17 |
425 | You won't believe it Doris, but my wife was raptured right off the sofa. Can I come in? | 1.4409 | 0.04995 | 186 | 124 | 42 | 20 |
426 | Maybe we go back to no rugs and you stomping on the hardwood floors. | 1.4408 | 0.05422 | 152 | 100 | 37 | 15 |
427 | Costco was having a sale | 1.4408 | 0.05658 | 152 | 103 | 31 | 18 |
428 | It's time we talked about the vacuum in the room. | 1.4408 | 0.04798 | 211 | 143 | 43 | 25 |
429 | This isn't about cleaning your apartment, Mary, is it? | 1.4407 | 0.04659 | 177 | 111 | 54 | 12 |
430 | Thanks for turning it off. My head was stuck to the ceiling. | 1.4405 | 0.04974 | 168 | 108 | 46 | 14 |
431 | Yes, the size matters. | 1.4405 | 0.05184 | 168 | 111 | 40 | 17 |
432 | Can I ask a small favor? | 1.4405 | 0.04902 | 168 | 107 | 48 | 13 |
433 | I live downstairs and want my chandelier back. | 1.4403 | 0.05471 | 159 | 107 | 34 | 18 |
434 | The last I saw her, she was dusting the ceiling fan. | 1.4402 | 0.04975 | 184 | 122 | 43 | 19 |
435 | I'm your neighbour from down the street... | 1.4402 | 0.04730 | 184 | 118 | 51 | 15 |
436 | Hi, I’m from downstairs – my furniture is stuck to the ceiling | 1.4398 | 0.05009 | 191 | 129 | 40 | 22 |
437 | Your neighbor abhors a vacuum. | 1.4395 | 0.05595 | 157 | 107 | 31 | 19 |
438 | Thanks for coming by. I think if I stand on your shoulders I can reach the power switch. | 1.4393 | 0.05074 | 173 | 114 | 42 | 17 |
439 | I don't mind the outages. I can even stand the noise. But—where is my dog? | 1.4387 | 0.05422 | 155 | 103 | 36 | 16 |
440 | Sims from 1B. You sucked up my shih tzu. | 1.4387 | 0.05499 | 155 | 104 | 34 | 17 |
441 | You didn't know? Neighbors abhors a vacuum. | 1.4385 | 0.04974 | 187 | 125 | 42 | 20 |
442 | I'm surprised you heard me knock. | 1.4381 | 0.04571 | 210 | 138 | 52 | 20 |
443 | There was a spider. | 1.4372 | 0.04857 | 199 | 134 | 43 | 22 |
444 | This pandemic cleaning of yours has gotten out of control | 1.4371 | 0.05135 | 167 | 110 | 41 | 16 |
445 | You're sucking the plaster off of my ceiling. | 1.4368 | 0.04850 | 174 | 112 | 48 | 14 |
446 | 'D you know that thing is pulling my shades up? | 1.4365 | 0.04783 | 181 | 117 | 49 | 15 |
447 | Nature abhors your vacuum and so do I.” | 1.4362 | 0.05066 | 188 | 128 | 38 | 22 |
448 | There’s a reason Nature abhors a vacuum. | 1.4359 | 0.04711 | 195 | 128 | 49 | 18 |
449 | Okay, okay! I'll quit practicing my drums when you're home. | 1.4356 | 0.05507 | 163 | 112 | 31 | 20 |
450 | Good Evening. Cliff here from downstairs. My wife and cat would have come along but they're on the ceiling. | 1.4354 | 0.05381 | 147 | 96 | 38 | 13 |
451 | Sorry, I thought you were alone. | 1.4353 | 0.05136 | 170 | 113 | 40 | 17 |
452 | Could you please keep it down? Some people still have nothing to do tomorrow | 1.4350 | 0.04991 | 200 | 138 | 37 | 25 |
453 | Can you please use a Swiffer after 8pm? | 1.4348 | 0.05271 | 161 | 107 | 38 | 16 |
454 | Harold's suspicion was finally confirmed. His neighbor, Doris, really had sucked the life out of George. | 1.4348 | 0.05045 | 161 | 104 | 44 | 13 |
455 | So I see you're playing dirty now | 1.4346 | 0.04458 | 214 | 140 | 55 | 19 |
456 | Have you seen my wife? She was coming by to complain about the noise. | 1.4337 | 0.05363 | 166 | 113 | 34 | 19 |
457 | I apologize. I should never have said that you suck,big time. | 1.4324 | 0.04950 | 185 | 124 | 42 | 19 |
458 | I'm missing a chandelier. | 1.4323 | 0.04761 | 192 | 127 | 47 | 18 |
459 | 'I know, it sucks, right?!' | 1.4318 | 0.04941 | 176 | 116 | 44 | 16 |
460 | Well, now there are two things sucking the fun out of the room. | 1.4305 | 0.05105 | 151 | 97 | 43 | 11 |
461 | I think you sucked up the sheep I've been trying to count. | 1.4301 | 0.04987 | 186 | 126 | 40 | 20 |
462 | No, YOU suck it up. | 1.4295 | 0.05389 | 156 | 105 | 35 | 16 |
463 | I’m trying to sweep. | 1.4295 | 0.05540 | 156 | 107 | 31 | 18 |
464 | ‘ you got my cat stuck to the ceiling‘ | 1.4294 | 0.05199 | 170 | 115 | 37 | 18 |
465 | Oops. Did I wake you? | 1.4294 | 0.05132 | 170 | 114 | 39 | 17 |
466 | Have you seen my ceiling fan? | 1.4294 | 0.04984 | 177 | 118 | 42 | 17 |
467 | I'm aware of your allergies, Brenda. | 1.4286 | 0.04962 | 161 | 104 | 45 | 12 |
468 | Kindly return my chandelier…and my cat. | 1.4286 | 0.04744 | 196 | 131 | 46 | 19 |
469 | Is there a low setting? I had to peel my cat off of the ceiling. | 1.4271 | 0.04814 | 192 | 129 | 44 | 19 |
470 | I live below. I think my sofa is in the bag. | 1.4270 | 0.05025 | 178 | 120 | 40 | 18 |
471 | Well that explains it. | 1.4267 | 0.05296 | 150 | 99 | 38 | 13 |
472 | Tell me, how big are your dustballs? | 1.4267 | 0.05036 | 150 | 96 | 44 | 10 |
473 | What happened to the elephant? | 1.4265 | 0.05681 | 136 | 91 | 32 | 13 |
474 | Could you turn it off, please? My cat is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.4262 | 0.04801 | 183 | 121 | 46 | 16 |
475 | Is the party next door keeping you up too | 1.4259 | 0.05240 | 162 | 109 | 37 | 16 |
476 | Would you turn your vacuum off, my cat is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.4257 | 0.04898 | 202 | 140 | 38 | 24 |
477 | Would you mind not flushing the toilet after midnight? | 1.4255 | 0.05442 | 141 | 93 | 36 | 12 |
478 | I feel like I’m being sucked in again, Rita. | 1.4253 | 0.04701 | 174 | 112 | 50 | 12 |
479 | I thought I heard your husband screaming a while ago. Is he OK? | 1.4248 | 0.05462 | 153 | 104 | 33 | 16 |
480 | And it’s a Hoover...Damm. | 1.4247 | 0.05309 | 146 | 96 | 38 | 12 |
481 | How do you expect me to sleep when all my blankets are on the ceiling? | 1.4246 | 0.05002 | 179 | 121 | 40 | 18 |
482 | Honey, where are the kids…? | 1.4246 | 0.04811 | 179 | 118 | 46 | 15 |
483 | Sucks big time, huh? | 1.4244 | 0.05150 | 172 | 117 | 37 | 18 |
484 | At last you're fully vacuumated. | 1.4241 | 0.05484 | 158 | 109 | 31 | 18 |
485 | He makes me happy, George. | 1.4241 | 0.05557 | 158 | 110 | 29 | 19 |
486 | Bye George. I only have room in my life for one big thing that sucks. | 1.4238 | 0.05434 | 151 | 102 | 34 | 15 |
487 | To be fair, the place is spotless | 1.4236 | 0.05176 | 144 | 93 | 41 | 10 |
488 | My sofa is stuck to the ceiling. Can you knock it off? | 1.4235 | 0.04989 | 170 | 113 | 42 | 15 |
489 | I didn't even know they made riding vacuums. | 1.4235 | 0.05194 | 170 | 116 | 36 | 18 |
490 | I know! It sucks bigtime! | 1.4235 | 0.04849 | 196 | 134 | 41 | 21 |
491 | I’m not sure which of you sucks more. | 1.4233 | 0.05141 | 163 | 109 | 39 | 15 |
492 | Ok , I’ll buy you the Roomba! | 1.4231 | 0.04985 | 156 | 101 | 44 | 11 |
493 | Ok but how is it for cat hair? | 1.4231 | 0.04985 | 156 | 101 | 44 | 11 |
494 | No, cleanliness is not next to godliness, it’s next to Joe, your neighbor. | 1.4225 | 0.05682 | 142 | 97 | 30 | 15 |
495 | Guess I'm no longer the biggest sucker in this house now | 1.4224 | 0.05186 | 161 | 108 | 38 | 15 |
496 | Looks like you found the Viagra pill I dropped last night? | 1.4221 | 0.05511 | 154 | 106 | 31 | 17 |
497 | We agreed on dusk to dawn, not dust to dawn | 1.4218 | 0.05539 | 147 | 100 | 32 | 15 |
498 | Was it the sound of the machine or my husband’s screams? | 1.4211 | 0.05669 | 133 | 89 | 32 | 12 |
499 | I’m not the biggest dirtbag after all | 1.4211 | 0.05718 | 152 | 107 | 26 | 19 |
500 | Nature - and I - abhor a vacuum. | 1.4204 | 0.05432 | 157 | 108 | 32 | 17 |
501 | The silencer was an extra $50. | 1.4204 | 0.04877 | 157 | 101 | 46 | 10 |
502 | It belongs to the housekeeper I just hired. Wait till you see her! | 1.4204 | 0.05279 | 157 | 106 | 36 | 15 |
503 | You just vacuumed up my chandelier! | 1.4195 | 0.04971 | 174 | 117 | 41 | 16 |
504 | How about you put that away and go to sweep? | 1.4194 | 0.05558 | 155 | 108 | 29 | 18 |
505 | It's not just nature that abhors a vacuum. | 1.4190 | 0.04998 | 179 | 122 | 39 | 18 |
506 | I'm looking for weapons of mass dust suction. | 1.4189 | 0.05509 | 148 | 101 | 32 | 15 |
507 | No, asking for a ladder to change a vacuum bag in the middle of the night is perfectly normal. | 1.4189 | 0.05164 | 148 | 97 | 40 | 11 |
508 | Could you please turn down your TV? | 1.4187 | 0.05281 | 160 | 109 | 35 | 16 |
509 | All right, it's a deal: I won't practice the tuba before noon, you don't vacuum after midnight. | 1.4187 | 0.05428 | 160 | 111 | 31 | 18 |
510 | For the upteenth time, what are YOU compensating for with that thing? | 1.4187 | 0.05281 | 160 | 109 | 35 | 16 |
511 | Well, my sleep also sucks big time. | 1.4183 | 0.05047 | 153 | 100 | 42 | 11 |
512 | Look, I get it. My mother visited last week… | 1.4182 | 0.05091 | 165 | 111 | 39 | 15 |
513 | Sorry, did I wake you? | 1.4178 | 0.05302 | 146 | 97 | 37 | 12 |
514 | Can you turn the music down? | 1.4177 | 0.04936 | 158 | 103 | 44 | 11 |
515 | Size doesn't matter, but the volume does. | 1.4176 | 0.04983 | 170 | 114 | 41 | 15 |
516 | Pardon me but have you seen my cat? | 1.4176 | 0.04983 | 170 | 114 | 41 | 15 |
517 | I live below you. My cat is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.4171 | 0.04946 | 199 | 140 | 35 | 24 |
518 | Have you seen my cat? He’s been missing since this morning. | 1.4167 | 0.04849 | 180 | 121 | 43 | 16 |
519 | Your neighbors and nature both abhor that thing. | 1.4167 | 0.05454 | 156 | 108 | 31 | 17 |
520 | Yes, I am the guy from downstairs; and yes, that is my wife who screams every time she gets sucked up into the chandelier. | 1.4161 | 0.05328 | 161 | 111 | 33 | 17 |
521 | I live directly below you and my cat is now stuck to the ceiling. | 1.4161 | 0.05104 | 161 | 108 | 39 | 14 |
522 | It's not the noise! You are lifting the sheets off my bed! | 1.4161 | 0.05137 | 149 | 98 | 40 | 11 |
523 | Hi, Herb. What’s up? | 1.4161 | 0.05479 | 149 | 102 | 32 | 15 |
524 | I can barely hear my drums with the din you're making! | 1.4157 | 0.04821 | 178 | 119 | 44 | 15 |
525 | Well, as you said when we were dating - size does matter! | 1.4155 | 0.05405 | 142 | 95 | 35 | 12 |
526 | I'll raise you a huge stereo system. | 1.4148 | 0.04925 | 176 | 119 | 41 | 16 |
527 | Amazon said the dimensions could vary. | 1.4140 | 0.05350 | 157 | 108 | 33 | 16 |
528 | It appears to me that the more you vacuum the bigger it gets. Where are the children? | 1.4138 | 0.05413 | 145 | 98 | 34 | 13 |
529 | I think we might have to start by addressing the vacuum in the room. | 1.4138 | 0.05672 | 145 | 101 | 28 | 16 |
530 | ''My wife and dog went missing last night, have you seen or heard them?" | 1.4136 | 0.05003 | 162 | 108 | 41 | 13 |
531 | Really? A Costco vacuum cleaner! | 1.4135 | 0.05559 | 133 | 89 | 33 | 11 |
532 | Now I get why they say Nature Hates a Vacuum. | 1.4133 | 0.05111 | 150 | 99 | 40 | 11 |
533 | Can you decrease your suction power? My cat is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.4125 | 0.05123 | 160 | 108 | 38 | 14 |
534 | I'm from the apartment underneath you. I think you have my chandelier. | 1.4125 | 0.05199 | 160 | 109 | 36 | 15 |
535 | I came to tell you that you snore like a giant vacuum cleaner | 1.4122 | 0.05512 | 131 | 87 | 34 | 10 |
536 | It wasn't the noise. I woke up when I felt the hair being sucked from my head. | 1.4122 | 0.05418 | 148 | 101 | 33 | 14 |
537 | Could you please refrain from vacuuming until I can get my wife untangled from our ceiling fan? | 1.4121 | 0.05052 | 182 | 127 | 35 | 20 |
538 | Funny - I coulda sworn Peggy was at your door not five minutes ago, complaining about your noise. | 1.4110 | 0.05129 | 163 | 111 | 37 | 15 |
539 | YOU tell it to be quiet, tough guy." | 1.4109 | 0.05570 | 129 | 86 | 33 | 10 |
540 | Yes, the vacuum is loud. I’m more worried about where you plan to empty it. | 1.4107 | 0.04874 | 168 | 112 | 43 | 13 |
541 | Can't sleep. Any guesses? | 1.4106 | 0.05084 | 151 | 100 | 40 | 11 |
542 | I'm really sorry my wife told you to suck it up. | 1.4094 | 0.05715 | 149 | 106 | 25 | 18 |
543 | My dog can't be over 10 lbs, but this is allowed? | 1.4091 | 0.05098 | 154 | 103 | 39 | 12 |
544 | Maybe it needs the body bag changed? | 1.4088 | 0.04985 | 159 | 106 | 41 | 12 |
545 | I hear you got a new vacuum cleaner. | 1.4088 | 0.04823 | 159 | 104 | 45 | 10 |
546 | So, did you get rid of the body? | 1.4088 | 0.05439 | 137 | 92 | 34 | 11 |
547 | Just curious . . . can I see your washer/dryer? | 1.4088 | 0.05439 | 137 | 92 | 34 | 11 |
548 | I'd like to rescind my earlier complaint about Pogo aerobics and lodge a new one. | 1.4080 | 0.04892 | 174 | 118 | 41 | 15 |
549 | The other tenants wonder if you could possibly do your vacuuming later, like after the apocalypse?" | 1.4079 | 0.05391 | 152 | 105 | 32 | 15 |
550 | Did you suck the air out of the room again? | 1.4079 | 0.05227 | 152 | 103 | 36 | 13 |
551 | If you don’t shut that damn thing off, I’m getting the leaf blower out again. | 1.4079 | 0.04971 | 152 | 100 | 42 | 10 |
552 | A truce. You get rid of this, I stop singing opera in the shower. | 1.4076 | 0.05108 | 157 | 106 | 38 | 13 |
553 | What sucking sound? | 1.4076 | 0.04702 | 184 | 124 | 45 | 15 |
554 | Naturally, I abhor your vacuum. | 1.4074 | 0.05691 | 135 | 93 | 29 | 13 |
555 | Well, you’re the one who’s always saying that size matters so... | 1.4074 | 0.04919 | 162 | 108 | 42 | 12 |
556 | Get a Roomba. | 1.4069 | 0.05315 | 145 | 98 | 35 | 12 |
557 | Circadian rhythms running amok again, Sylvia? | 1.4069 | 0.05038 | 145 | 95 | 41 | 9 |
558 | You sucked the water out of my bathtub. | 1.4068 | 0.06046 | 118 | 81 | 26 | 11 |
559 | Did you find Fluffy? | 1.4065 | 0.04988 | 155 | 103 | 41 | 11 |
560 | You know I just moved away from JFK.. | 1.4061 | 0.04855 | 165 | 110 | 43 | 12 |
561 | The entire building hates you. | 1.4060 | 0.05446 | 133 | 89 | 34 | 10 |
562 | I'M being dramatic!? | 1.4054 | 0.05410 | 148 | 102 | 32 | 14 |
563 | ...but did you have to blast Led Zeppelin as well? | 1.4052 | 0.05282 | 153 | 105 | 34 | 14 |
564 | Both of my dogs are missing. | 1.4051 | 0.05082 | 158 | 107 | 38 | 13 |
565 | Let me guess. Amazon Prime Day? | 1.4044 | 0.05258 | 136 | 90 | 37 | 9 |
566 | Pardon me please madam, but contrary to the laws of physics, sound seems to travel very well through your vacuum. | 1.4041 | 0.05798 | 146 | 105 | 23 | 18 |
567 | Touché. I’m sorry I tapped on my ceiling with a broom last week. | 1.4041 | 0.04916 | 146 | 95 | 43 | 8 |
568 | How'd you get the barking to stop? | 1.4037 | 0.05315 | 161 | 113 | 31 | 17 |
569 | Have you seen my dachshund? | 1.4036 | 0.05266 | 166 | 117 | 31 | 18 |
570 | ‘Have you seen my dog?’’ | 1.4030 | 0.05414 | 134 | 90 | 34 | 10 |
571 | Have you seen the twins? | 1.4029 | 0.05278 | 139 | 93 | 36 | 10 |
572 | Okay, I'll sell my leaf blower. | 1.4029 | 0.05472 | 139 | 95 | 32 | 12 |
573 | Seriously? | 1.4027 | 0.05380 | 149 | 103 | 32 | 14 |
574 | Could you please keep it down. I'm trying to sweep. | 1.4026 | 0.05006 | 154 | 103 | 40 | 11 |
575 | I appreciate that you got rid of the leaf blower but… | 1.4025 | 0.05057 | 159 | 108 | 38 | 13 |
576 | I abhor it. | 1.4024 | 0.05241 | 164 | 115 | 32 | 17 |
577 | That thing sucks. | 1.4022 | 0.04587 | 179 | 119 | 48 | 12 |
578 | No, I haven’t seen Bill in a few days. | 1.4015 | 0.05028 | 132 | 85 | 41 | 6 |
579 | I apologize for making fun of your big broom. | 1.4015 | 0.05469 | 132 | 89 | 33 | 10 |
580 | Was the bigger model out of stock? | 1.4015 | 0.05574 | 132 | 90 | 31 | 11 |
581 | Sorry to disturb you. I thought I heard a leaf blower. | 1.4015 | 0.05623 | 137 | 95 | 29 | 13 |
582 | I live below you and my bed sheets are now stuck to the ceiling. | 1.4014 | 0.05683 | 147 | 105 | 25 | 17 |
583 | It's from Costco, they have giant white noise machines too | 1.4014 | 0.05601 | 147 | 104 | 27 | 16 |
584 | You treat me like dirt, Marge. | 1.4013 | 0.05101 | 157 | 107 | 37 | 13 |
585 | You've cleared the neighborhood of dogs. | 1.4000 | 0.05632 | 130 | 89 | 30 | 11 |
586 | I abhor it even more than nature does. | 1.4000 | 0.05202 | 180 | 130 | 28 | 22 |
587 | I really hate to bother you, but if you could turn the power down just a titch... my cat is stuck to the ceiling downstairs." | 1.4000 | 0.04693 | 165 | 109 | 46 | 10 |
588 | You finally found a bigger sucker than me. | 1.4000 | 0.05248 | 140 | 94 | 36 | 10 |
589 | I couldn’t sweep. | 1.4000 | 0.04964 | 170 | 117 | 38 | 15 |
590 | Wait until you see the toaster. | 1.3985 | 0.05540 | 133 | 91 | 31 | 11 |
591 | Marsha, I really don’t care that it’s an example of Forced Perspective and the vacuum is actually normal size…it’s still loud as f@#k at 2 am! | 1.3983 | 0.06035 | 118 | 82 | 25 | 11 |
592 | No Howard it's not what it looks like. Dyson and I are just friends, nothing more. | 1.3975 | 0.05234 | 161 | 113 | 32 | 16 |
593 | My cat is stuck on the ceiling. | 1.3972 | 0.05409 | 141 | 97 | 32 | 12 |
594 | Just as I suspected! | 1.3972 | 0.05121 | 141 | 94 | 38 | 9 |
595 | It’s not the noise; it’s getting Fluffy off the ceiling. | 1.3972 | 0.05409 | 141 | 97 | 32 | 12 |
596 | No, I did not come up to borrow a cup of sugar. | 1.3972 | 0.05502 | 141 | 98 | 30 | 13 |
597 | Hey, you don't live in a vacuum! | 1.3972 | 0.05315 | 141 | 96 | 34 | 11 |
598 | You missed a spot on our ceiling. | 1.3969 | 0.05701 | 131 | 91 | 28 | 12 |
599 | It was quieter when you sweep walked. | 1.3969 | 0.05804 | 131 | 92 | 26 | 13 |
600 | Upon reflection, I prefer the hardwood floors. | 1.3968 | 0.04898 | 189 | 134 | 35 | 20 |
601 | As if things don’t suck enough already? | 1.3968 | 0.05864 | 126 | 88 | 26 | 12 |
602 | Have you ever considered a Roomba? | 1.3963 | 0.04707 | 164 | 109 | 45 | 10 |
603 | If you're going to drag my cat along the ceiling late at night, at least do it in orderly rows. | 1.3953 | 0.05326 | 129 | 86 | 35 | 8 |
604 | You haven't seen my wife, by any chance...?" | 1.3953 | 0.04483 | 172 | 113 | 50 | 9 |
605 | As your downstairs neighbor, I’m confirming that nature abhors your vacuum. | 1.3951 | 0.05352 | 162 | 116 | 28 | 18 |
606 | I’m cleaning up from last year | 1.3947 | 0.05041 | 152 | 103 | 38 | 11 |
607 | Carol, I know life feels like a big mess right now but it’s best not to overreact. | 1.3947 | 0.05793 | 114 | 77 | 29 | 8 |
608 | Have you seen my teeth? | 1.3946 | 0.05159 | 147 | 100 | 36 | 11 |
609 | It makes the dust look smaller. | 1.3939 | 0.05016 | 132 | 86 | 40 | 6 |
610 | You're sucking all the air out of all the rooms. | 1.3934 | 0.05649 | 122 | 83 | 30 | 9 |
611 | It just sucked up my chandelier. | 1.3931 | 0.05387 | 145 | 101 | 31 | 13 |
612 | It looked way smaller on Amazon | 1.3931 | 0.05206 | 145 | 99 | 35 | 11 |
613 | I can't sleep when you turn it off | 1.3931 | 0.05019 | 145 | 97 | 39 | 9 |
614 | You're making the cat levitate. | 1.3929 | 0.05431 | 140 | 97 | 31 | 12 |
615 | Wow, that is a Giant Hoover...Damn! | 1.3926 | 0.05371 | 135 | 92 | 33 | 10 |
616 | No, I won’t stand on your shoulders and help you push the vacuum. | 1.3925 | 0.06050 | 107 | 73 | 26 | 8 |
617 | If you promise not to vacuum at night I'll stop singing in the shower early in the morning. | 1.3924 | 0.04905 | 158 | 107 | 40 | 11 |
618 | No, I'm not here to tell you to turn your music down. | 1.3923 | 0.05514 | 130 | 89 | 31 | 10 |
619 | I’m not sure switching to ‘quiet mode’ will help. | 1.3923 | 0.05621 | 130 | 90 | 29 | 11 |
620 | D'you mind turning that off? My mother-in-law is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.3922 | 0.05099 | 153 | 105 | 36 | 12 |
621 | Below you, it sounds like you're running a giant...uh | 1.3920 | 0.05891 | 125 | 88 | 25 | 12 |
622 | Well, yes, the sound is an issue. Also, my father's toupee sticks to the ceiling. | 1.3919 | 0.05131 | 148 | 101 | 36 | 11 |
623 | Please turn off your vac. My wife is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.3913 | 0.05075 | 161 | 112 | 35 | 14 |
624 | They say you've got all the dirt on this neighborhood. | 1.3910 | 0.05425 | 133 | 91 | 32 | 10 |
625 | I feel that there is a large vacuum in our relationship. | 1.3910 | 0.05631 | 133 | 93 | 28 | 12 |
626 | Vac three times on the ceiling if you want me. | 1.3910 | 0.05927 | 133 | 96 | 22 | 15 |
627 | Have you seen the children? | 1.3907 | 0.05145 | 151 | 104 | 35 | 12 |
628 | My wife came up to complain about the noise. Have you seen her? | 1.3906 | 0.05460 | 128 | 87 | 32 | 9 |
629 | You owe me four hi-hats, a chandelier and a ceiling fan. | 1.3905 | 0.04756 | 169 | 115 | 42 | 12 |
630 | Have you seen my cat, Fluffy? | 1.3904 | 0.04597 | 146 | 94 | 47 | 5 |
631 | I'm reporting you unless you do my place too. | 1.3904 | 0.04992 | 146 | 98 | 39 | 9 |
632 | Did my wife just come down to complain about the noise? | 1.3902 | 0.05958 | 123 | 87 | 24 | 12 |
633 | Yes, that's what it sounded like, but I just had to see it. | 1.3898 | 0.05251 | 118 | 77 | 36 | 5 |
634 | The vacuum I don't mind, but the stilts are driving me crazy. | 1.3897 | 0.05540 | 136 | 95 | 29 | 12 |
635 | Can you turn the suction down a little, my cat is on the ceiling again!” | 1.3892 | 0.04598 | 185 | 127 | 44 | 14 |
636 | I apologize for describing your rug as "sticky". | 1.3889 | 0.05401 | 126 | 85 | 33 | 8 |
637 | Unfortunately, the rest of my clothes were sucked into the ceiling. | 1.3889 | 0.05497 | 144 | 102 | 28 | 14 |
638 | You won, yours is way bigger. | 1.3889 | 0.05743 | 126 | 88 | 27 | 11 |
639 | Do I need to say this sucks, big time? | 1.3885 | 0.05258 | 139 | 95 | 34 | 10 |
640 | Must you wake up the neighborhood with your loud knocking?! | 1.3885 | 0.05547 | 139 | 98 | 28 | 13 |
641 | It’s not so much the vacuuming as it is the washing machine’s spin cycle. | 1.3879 | 0.05713 | 116 | 79 | 29 | 8 |
642 | Will you keep it down? Some of us are trying to sweep. | 1.3878 | 0.05327 | 147 | 103 | 31 | 13 |
643 | Not only did you wake me up, you sucked me out of bed. | 1.3878 | 0.05327 | 147 | 103 | 31 | 13 |
644 | Could you please use your giant broom and dustpan instead? | 1.3871 | 0.05457 | 124 | 84 | 32 | 8 |
645 | It’s not my fault the Roomba found the Viagara. | 1.3871 | 0.05806 | 124 | 87 | 26 | 11 |
646 | Sorry Leonard but this relationship is over. He just gives me something you never could! | 1.3871 | 0.05457 | 124 | 84 | 32 | 8 |
647 | Andre wants his vacuum back. | 1.3869 | 0.05408 | 137 | 95 | 31 | 11 |
648 | I came up here to complain, but now I see that thing has body bag attached so you have yourself a good night. | 1.3867 | 0.05499 | 150 | 108 | 26 | 16 |
649 | Our therapist says size doesn’t matter, OK Lois??? | 1.3867 | 0.05075 | 150 | 103 | 36 | 11 |
650 | I’m sorry, Hal, I found myself a bigger sucker. | 1.3864 | 0.05856 | 132 | 95 | 23 | 14 |
651 | We've never met, but I am familiar with your work. | 1.3862 | 0.05377 | 145 | 102 | 30 | 13 |
652 | My couch is on the ceiling. | 1.3858 | 0.05482 | 127 | 87 | 31 | 9 |
653 | And here I thought that I was the biggest sucker of them all. | 1.3857 | 0.05325 | 140 | 97 | 32 | 11 |
654 | And here I thought it was a vibrator. | 1.3857 | 0.05420 | 140 | 98 | 30 | 12 |
655 | You should see my fridge | 1.3857 | 0.05325 | 140 | 97 | 32 | 11 |
656 | How can you object to my vacuum cleaner? Are you an anti-vacser? | 1.3852 | 0.06098 | 122 | 88 | 21 | 13 |
657 | Maybe the wood floors weren’t so bad.... | 1.3852 | 0.05150 | 135 | 91 | 36 | 8 |
658 | ``I want my chandelier back. Now.'' | 1.3846 | 0.05715 | 130 | 92 | 26 | 12 |
659 | I’m studying for my finals. Can I borrow your coffee maker? | 1.3846 | 0.05244 | 143 | 99 | 33 | 11 |
660 | Do you mind?! Your vacuum sounds like it's the size of -- oh. It really is the size of a car. | 1.3846 | 0.05281 | 130 | 88 | 34 | 8 |
661 | Your roomba is parked outside, and it's about to get towed. | 1.3841 | 0.05304 | 151 | 107 | 30 | 14 |
662 | The problem is the noise scares my lion! | 1.3841 | 0.05387 | 151 | 108 | 28 | 15 |
663 | I am the first of many. | 1.3835 | 0.05198 | 133 | 90 | 35 | 8 |
664 | Hello Bob, but, whatever possessed you to knock on my door so late this evening?? | 1.3833 | 0.05820 | 120 | 84 | 26 | 10 |
665 | Every time you switch it on, my wife gets stuck to the ceiling. | 1.3832 | 0.06319 | 107 | 76 | 21 | 10 |
666 | My cat is dangling from the ceiling again. | 1.3831 | 0.05228 | 154 | 109 | 31 | 14 |
667 | At this hour, Nature isn't the only one who abhors a vacuum. | 1.3828 | 0.05559 | 128 | 89 | 29 | 10 |
668 | The chainsaw was bad enough,Mrs. Bunyan, but does he have to vacuum in the middle of the night? | 1.3828 | 0.05559 | 128 | 89 | 29 | 10 |
669 | What giant sucking noise? | 1.3828 | 0.05559 | 128 | 89 | 29 | 10 |
670 | Guess what happened to the last whiny neighbor? | 1.3828 | 0.05559 | 128 | 89 | 29 | 10 |
671 | Size matters. | 1.3826 | 0.05437 | 149 | 107 | 27 | 15 |
672 | Ok! I agree to only use my leaf blower between 9 and 5. | 1.3824 | 0.05012 | 136 | 91 | 38 | 7 |
673 | If you were a man, I'd say you were overcompensating for something. | 1.3821 | 0.05101 | 123 | 81 | 37 | 5 |
674 | Yeah, I know. It sucks. | 1.3816 | 0.05357 | 152 | 109 | 28 | 15 |
675 | Well, do you know what else really sucks?! | 1.3813 | 0.05441 | 139 | 98 | 29 | 12 |
676 | I just woke up stuck to my ceiling. Any idea how that could have happened? | 1.3806 | 0.05200 | 155 | 110 | 31 | 14 |
677 | I'm still debating if it's big or if we're just in the background. | 1.3806 | 0.05484 | 134 | 94 | 29 | 11 |
678 | You’re vacuuming up all the furniture downstairs. | 1.3805 | 0.05666 | 113 | 77 | 29 | 7 |
679 | I believe my entire wardrobe is in there. | 1.3804 | 0.05090 | 163 | 116 | 32 | 15 |
680 | Out of town? I am sure I have seen Mr. Jones come in just a short while ago | 1.3804 | 0.04783 | 163 | 112 | 40 | 11 |
681 | Oh NOW who’s compensating? | 1.3798 | 0.05524 | 129 | 90 | 29 | 10 |
682 | Hello, my name is Allen, I live on the second floor. You might be wondering why I am here on the 25th floor knocking on your door at 3am. | 1.3797 | 0.05127 | 158 | 112 | 32 | 14 |
683 | Like my life, it really sucks. | 1.3796 | 0.05090 | 137 | 93 | 36 | 8 |
684 | Now I know what you mean when you say your roommate “really sucks!” | 1.3793 | 0.05277 | 145 | 102 | 31 | 12 |
685 | Yeah I did tell you to suck it up, but . . . | 1.3791 | 0.05080 | 153 | 107 | 34 | 12 |
686 | I’m below you. I think you have my cat. | 1.3790 | 0.05321 | 124 | 84 | 33 | 7 |
687 | .Please tell me it's a rental. | 1.3790 | 0.05443 | 124 | 85 | 31 | 8 |
688 | You say that you just picked up a big dust bunny, but I can hear your husband's screams coming from inside the bag! | 1.3790 | 0.05443 | 124 | 85 | 31 | 8 |
689 | I’m going to need your help getting your mother-in-law out of the vacuum. | 1.3788 | 0.05327 | 132 | 91 | 32 | 9 |
690 | Nature and 5-D abhor a vacuum. | 1.3788 | 0.05643 | 132 | 94 | 26 | 12 |
691 | It didn’t work. I can still hear your singing | 1.3786 | 0.05216 | 140 | 97 | 33 | 10 |
692 | It came with the Costco bottle of spot remover. | 1.3782 | 0.05252 | 156 | 112 | 29 | 15 |
693 | When I say your vacuum cleaner sucks, I don't mean it as a compliment. | 1.3778 | 0.05551 | 135 | 96 | 27 | 12 |
694 | I think you have my cat. | 1.3772 | 0.05626 | 114 | 78 | 29 | 7 |
695 | Nothing a night’s sleep and an eviction notice won’t fix, thank you. | 1.3772 | 0.05896 | 114 | 80 | 25 | 9 |
696 | Brenda, we like you, and we GET that you can't sleep at night since your husband went missing, but... | 1.3769 | 0.05489 | 130 | 91 | 29 | 10 |
697 | I will literally pay to make your floor hardwood | 1.3769 | 0.05597 | 130 | 92 | 27 | 11 |
698 | Have you seen my bowling ball? | 1.3768 | 0.05265 | 138 | 96 | 32 | 10 |
699 | I have to get dressed for work. Could you turn off your vacuum cleaner so that I can peal my pants off the ceiling? | 1.3768 | 0.05265 | 138 | 96 | 32 | 10 |
700 | Okay, I’ll turn down my TV. | 1.3768 | 0.05364 | 138 | 97 | 30 | 11 |
701 | I thought so. | 1.3761 | 0.05253 | 117 | 78 | 34 | 5 |
702 | You're going to have to do something about your vacuum. My son is practicing his bagpipes and cant hear himself think. | 1.3760 | 0.05408 | 125 | 86 | 31 | 8 |
703 | Did you take care of your husband? | 1.3759 | 0.05653 | 141 | 103 | 23 | 15 |
704 | OK, this time I know I’m not being unreasonable. | 1.3758 | 0.05082 | 149 | 104 | 34 | 11 |
705 | I hate to bother you, but I live in the apartment beneath you and all the dirt on my floor was just moved to my ceiling. Are you having the same problem? | 1.3750 | 0.05656 | 128 | 91 | 26 | 11 |
706 | OMG, you’ve shrunk too. | 1.3750 | 0.05985 | 104 | 72 | 25 | 7 |
707 | Let me guess, another midnight invasion of giant dust bunnies? | 1.3750 | 0.05212 | 136 | 94 | 33 | 9 |
708 | Thanks to you, my apartment is now devoid of matter! | 1.3750 | 0.05546 | 128 | 90 | 28 | 10 |
709 | Can that pick up blood? | 1.3750 | 0.05203 | 144 | 101 | 32 | 11 |
710 | Just trying to clean up the mess of this past year | 1.3742 | 0.05109 | 155 | 110 | 32 | 13 |
711 | Living below you really sucks. | 1.3741 | 0.05217 | 147 | 104 | 31 | 12 |
712 | Not tonight, but tomorrow morning, can I borrow that thing? | 1.3741 | 0.05429 | 139 | 99 | 28 | 12 |
713 | My name is Dyson. May I make a suggestion? | 1.3739 | 0.05722 | 115 | 80 | 27 | 8 |
714 | You know that you don’t live in a vacuum, right? | 1.3734 | 0.04958 | 158 | 111 | 35 | 12 |
715 | I'm from 3B downstairs. Have you seen my chandelier? | 1.3731 | 0.05262 | 134 | 93 | 32 | 9 |
716 | May I borrow your vacuum? I want to help all my neighbors get a good night's sleep. | 1.3731 | 0.05262 | 134 | 93 | 32 | 9 |
717 | Your vacuum is seriously out of tune | 1.3731 | 0.05044 | 134 | 91 | 36 | 7 |
718 | I’ll stop snoring if you’ll turn that off! | 1.3731 | 0.05154 | 134 | 92 | 34 | 8 |
719 | I think you suck. | 1.3730 | 0.05716 | 126 | 90 | 25 | 11 |
720 | No, I hadn't noticed that the lights just flickered in the rest of the world. | 1.3729 | 0.05747 | 118 | 83 | 26 | 9 |
721 | Are your feet clean ? | 1.3729 | 0.05871 | 118 | 84 | 24 | 10 |
722 | I sleep better with fireworks. | 1.3729 | 0.05871 | 118 | 84 | 24 | 10 |
723 | I’m sorry Bill, it’s over. He satisfies all my needs | 1.3727 | 0.06309 | 110 | 80 | 19 | 11 |
724 | Being your neighbor sucks more. | 1.3725 | 0.05069 | 153 | 108 | 33 | 12 |
725 | You're mistaken Bill, I work for NASA. Noise doesn't propagate in a vacuum. | 1.3724 | 0.05356 | 145 | 104 | 28 | 13 |
726 | Thanks, my house is clean now. | 1.3724 | 0.05174 | 145 | 102 | 32 | 11 |
727 | Can you turn off the vacuum so I can get my cat off the ceiling? | 1.3723 | 0.05076 | 137 | 94 | 35 | 8 |
728 | Finally upgraded from the broom, huh? | 1.3723 | 0.05284 | 137 | 96 | 31 | 10 |
729 | Apparently there is such a thing as an elephant in the Roomba. | 1.3721 | 0.05510 | 129 | 91 | 28 | 10 |
730 | Well, THAT sucks. | 1.3719 | 0.05645 | 121 | 85 | 27 | 9 |
731 | Did you hear that? Of course not. Me neither. | 1.3712 | 0.05732 | 132 | 96 | 23 | 13 |
732 | Compensating much, darling? | 1.3710 | 0.05306 | 124 | 85 | 32 | 7 |
733 | I live 5 blocks away from here. That should be an obvious sign of what's wrong. | 1.3707 | 0.05812 | 116 | 82 | 25 | 9 |
734 | You win, I'll turn down my music. | 1.3706 | 0.05029 | 143 | 99 | 35 | 9 |
735 | Well, he's over his fireworks fear. | 1.3706 | 0.05221 | 143 | 101 | 31 | 11 |
736 | Pardon me, but I have a huge dust bunny. | 1.3706 | 0.04829 | 143 | 97 | 39 | 7 |
737 | The lowest setting isn't low enough. Try OFF… | 1.3706 | 0.05315 | 143 | 102 | 29 | 12 |
738 | I believe that was my wife you sucked up through the dumbwaiter. | 1.3704 | 0.05230 | 135 | 94 | 32 | 9 |
739 | Hi, It's 2 am, and I’d like you to remind you, that you don't live in a vacuum. | 1.3704 | 0.05437 | 135 | 96 | 28 | 11 |
740 | My sheets are on the ceiling. | 1.3701 | 0.05208 | 154 | 111 | 29 | 14 |
741 | By the way, where's the cat? | 1.3701 | 0.05339 | 127 | 88 | 31 | 8 |
742 | 3C abhors a vacuum. | 1.3699 | 0.05144 | 146 | 103 | 32 | 11 |
743 | You were vacuuming, were you? Coulda fooled me. I thought your 747 was ready for take-off! | 1.3697 | 0.05707 | 119 | 84 | 26 | 9 |
744 | We heard you got a new vacuum | 1.3697 | 0.05451 | 119 | 82 | 30 | 7 |
745 | I thought size didn't matter! | 1.3697 | 0.05951 | 119 | 86 | 22 | 11 |
746 | Can you vacuum smaller? I can't hear myself sleep. | 1.3694 | 0.06128 | 111 | 80 | 21 | 10 |
747 | Sorry,I just moved here from Texas. | 1.3692 | 0.05365 | 130 | 91 | 30 | 9 |
748 | Yes, the electric rates are lower at night, but did you look at anyplace other than Costco for a vacuum? | 1.3692 | 0.05793 | 130 | 95 | 22 | 13 |
749 | It ate the Roomba | 1.3689 | 0.05843 | 122 | 88 | 23 | 11 |
750 | It’s not so much the noise that concerns me, it’s the state wide brown outs. | 1.3689 | 0.05484 | 122 | 85 | 29 | 8 |
751 | I live downstairs, and all the dirt in my apartment is now stuck to my ceiling. | 1.3684 | 0.05594 | 133 | 96 | 25 | 12 |
752 | So sorry to wake you at this hour, but my wife swears she hears a giant vac….oh my! | 1.3684 | 0.04999 | 152 | 107 | 34 | 11 |
753 | Yes I understand that the 12th floor below you is empty. I live on the 4th" | 1.3684 | 0.06532 | 95 | 68 | 19 | 8 |
754 | You sucked up my dog again. | 1.3681 | 0.05284 | 144 | 103 | 29 | 12 |
755 | Sorry, I didn't hear you knock! | 1.3680 | 0.05511 | 125 | 88 | 28 | 9 |
756 | Sorry about the late hour, have you seen my wife? | 1.3676 | 0.04985 | 136 | 93 | 36 | 7 |
757 | CAN YOU PLEASE TURN IT OFF?! My dog is currently levitating! | 1.3673 | 0.05295 | 147 | 106 | 28 | 13 |
758 | Will you please turn that thing off? I can't hear my drum solo. | 1.3672 | 0.05642 | 128 | 92 | 25 | 11 |
759 | Grandma is missing again. | 1.3672 | 0.05419 | 128 | 90 | 29 | 9 |
760 | I see you found the missing Viagra. | 1.3672 | 0.05305 | 128 | 89 | 31 | 8 |
761 | In my defense, the online reviews said 'quiet and compact'. | 1.3672 | 0.05305 | 128 | 89 | 31 | 8 |
762 | Germaphobe with insomnia and OCD | 1.3670 | 0.06066 | 109 | 78 | 22 | 9 |
763 | Can you keep the noise down... also, have you seen my missing cat? | 1.3667 | 0.05790 | 120 | 86 | 24 | 10 |
764 | Can you please go back to hammering? | 1.3667 | 0.05415 | 120 | 83 | 30 | 7 |
765 | i have no choice. the maids are coming tomorrow | 1.3665 | 0.05190 | 161 | 118 | 27 | 16 |
766 | So THIS is where the giant sucking sound is coming from. | 1.3662 | 0.05334 | 142 | 102 | 28 | 12 |
767 | I'm sorry. Who is Marie Kondo? | 1.3661 | 0.06213 | 112 | 82 | 19 | 11 |
768 | Ohhh, but it's alright for you to practice your drum solos every Sunday morning? | 1.3661 | 0.05672 | 112 | 78 | 27 | 7 |
769 | Yes, the also the noise. But mostly the fact that my cat is stuck to the ceiling | 1.3660 | 0.05388 | 153 | 113 | 24 | 16 |
770 | Sorry to disturb you but I think I heard your husband's cry for help | 1.3659 | 0.05324 | 123 | 85 | 31 | 7 |
771 | Are you sure the vacuuming isn’t coming from here? | 1.3659 | 0.05803 | 123 | 89 | 23 | 11 |
772 | Have you tried chamomile tea? | 1.3657 | 0.05854 | 134 | 100 | 19 | 15 |
773 | Can you just turn it off long enough for me to get my cats off the ceiling? | 1.3655 | 0.05520 | 145 | 107 | 23 | 15 |
774 | That vacuum really sucks! | 1.3654 | 0.05965 | 104 | 73 | 24 | 7 |
775 | Did you know that nature abhors a vacuum? | 1.3654 | 0.06270 | 104 | 75 | 20 | 9 |
776 | Do you hear a giant sucking sound? | 1.3651 | 0.05589 | 126 | 90 | 26 | 10 |
777 | At least it looks like it sounds downstairs. | 1.3651 | 0.05238 | 126 | 87 | 32 | 7 |
778 | I'm here for my chandelier." | 1.3651 | 0.05702 | 126 | 91 | 24 | 11 |
779 | My wife is missing | 1.3650 | 0.05270 | 137 | 97 | 30 | 10 |
780 | It's just that you suck all the joy out of a room at the end of the day. | 1.3644 | 0.05730 | 118 | 84 | 25 | 9 |
781 | Now I see why you gave up your tiny house | 1.3644 | 0.05602 | 118 | 83 | 27 | 8 |
782 | At this time of night? | 1.3644 | 0.05337 | 118 | 81 | 31 | 6 |
783 | I can't hear myself screaming at you. | 1.3643 | 0.05817 | 129 | 95 | 21 | 13 |
784 | Good evening, I'm from the apartment below you, and I've come to retrieve my chandelier. | 1.3643 | 0.05496 | 129 | 92 | 27 | 10 |
785 | So, you've bagged another boyfriend. | 1.3643 | 0.05817 | 129 | 95 | 21 | 13 |
786 | Can you at last wait until I've had my giant cup of coffee?! | 1.3643 | 0.05090 | 140 | 98 | 33 | 9 |
787 | Do you have a leaf blower I can borrow? | 1.3636 | 0.05512 | 132 | 95 | 26 | 11 |
788 | Because I keep floating out of my bed. | 1.3636 | 0.06157 | 110 | 80 | 20 | 10 |
789 | Yes I find it’s a great way to meet new people! | 1.3636 | 0.05589 | 110 | 76 | 28 | 6 |
790 | excuse me, were you vacuuming? | 1.3636 | 0.05298 | 132 | 93 | 30 | 9 |
791 | Delores, I can see this is bigger than the both of us. | 1.3629 | 0.05532 | 124 | 88 | 27 | 9 |
792 | Now I know why my cat is stuck to the ceiling | 1.3629 | 0.05649 | 124 | 89 | 25 | 10 |
793 | Is this the 747 model? | 1.3629 | 0.05035 | 124 | 84 | 35 | 5 |
794 | Sorry Governor, but not even this can clean up your mess | 1.3629 | 0.05764 | 124 | 90 | 23 | 11 |
795 | I only have to change the bag once every few years. | 1.3627 | 0.05709 | 102 | 70 | 27 | 5 |
796 | Hi. I am the guy who lives downstairs. Have you seen my ceiling fan? | 1.3625 | 0.04975 | 160 | 115 | 32 | 13 |
797 | Could I please have my ceiling fan back? | 1.3624 | 0.05235 | 149 | 108 | 28 | 13 |
798 | I can see you're having a massive manic episode. | 1.3622 | 0.05664 | 127 | 92 | 24 | 11 |
799 | Well I know you didn’t love Yappy, but if you see him, just let me know” | 1.3621 | 0.05530 | 116 | 81 | 28 | 7 |
800 | Do you think you could say 'Goodnight vacuum cleaner'? | 1.3619 | 0.05918 | 105 | 74 | 24 | 7 |
801 | Vacuuming has become too big a part of your life. | 1.3617 | 0.05257 | 141 | 101 | 29 | 11 |
802 | Nothing will ever get all the cat hair out of the carpet | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
803 | Thanks for cleaning your apartment after midnight, it chased my in-laws away | 1.3613 | 0.05301 | 119 | 82 | 31 | 6 |
804 | Of course it's my vacuum cleaner! If recognise it anywhere... Even though it's all grown up now. | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 103 | 30 | 11 |
805 | My error. I thought there must be a jet landing strip up here. | 1.3611 | 0.06094 | 108 | 78 | 21 | 9 |
806 | So exactly how much did you spend on this Kondomania? | 1.3611 | 0.05950 | 108 | 77 | 23 | 8 |
807 | Hi, I think you just sucked up my chandelier. | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
808 | I had to peel this robe off of my bathroom ceiling, by the way. | 1.3611 | 0.05271 | 144 | 104 | 28 | 12 |
809 | My lamp and cat are stuck to the ceiling! | 1.3609 | 0.05581 | 133 | 97 | 24 | 12 |
810 | Wondering if you know why my cat is stuck to the ceiling | 1.3609 | 0.05373 | 133 | 95 | 28 | 10 |
811 | You're vacuuming in your sleep again, Mrs. Hoffa. | 1.3604 | 0.05694 | 111 | 78 | 26 | 7 |
812 | My coffee table is currently on the ceiling. | 1.3603 | 0.05390 | 136 | 98 | 27 | 11 |
813 | It may not look as slick as the latest dyson but I've had it for 50 years and I've never had to change the bag | 1.3603 | 0.05490 | 136 | 99 | 25 | 12 |
814 | I live downstairs, and I’m hoping you can help me figure out what happened to my light fixtures. | 1.3603 | 0.05390 | 136 | 98 | 27 | 11 |
815 | I bought it at Costco… | 1.3600 | 0.05611 | 125 | 90 | 25 | 10 |
816 | Would you mind dialing your vacuum back a bit? My furniture is sticking to my ceiling. | 1.3597 | 0.05207 | 139 | 99 | 30 | 10 |
817 | Tit for tat … you party til 3 am, I vacuum til 10 am. | 1.3594 | 0.05627 | 128 | 93 | 24 | 11 |
818 | It’s a Tesla … | 1.3592 | 0.06148 | 103 | 74 | 21 | 8 |
819 | You woke up everyone again. On the planet. | 1.3592 | 0.05664 | 103 | 71 | 27 | 5 |
820 | I shouldn't have to pry myself off the ceiling. | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
821 | Your very depressed husband just called me and said he is in a deep, dark, and dusty void. (Susan Robinson-Feinstein) | 1.3590 | 0.06245 | 117 | 88 | 16 | 13 |
822 | Would you mind holding it down? You're terrifying my Roomba. | 1.3588 | 0.05741 | 131 | 97 | 21 | 13 |
823 | With a sudden realization Ed froze under Janey's determined stare, he now knew where his missing neighbors were. | 1.3585 | 0.05717 | 106 | 74 | 26 | 6 |
824 | The vacuum in our lives keeps growing | 1.3583 | 0.05650 | 120 | 86 | 25 | 9 |
825 | Good morning, can I borrow a cup of Ambien? | 1.3583 | 0.05773 | 120 | 87 | 23 | 10 |
826 | Does it come with a silencer? | 1.3583 | 0.05265 | 120 | 83 | 31 | 6 |
827 | It's also loud enough to muffle your screams. | 1.3578 | 0.05759 | 109 | 77 | 25 | 7 |
828 | Since we lent you Jumbo, we can't seem to find our aptly named son Dusty. | 1.3571 | 0.05098 | 126 | 87 | 33 | 6 |
829 | Why can't I have a quick word with Mr. Wilson? | 1.3571 | 0.05906 | 126 | 94 | 19 | 13 |
830 | Could you PLEASE stop playing Michael Buble” | 1.3571 | 0.05019 | 154 | 111 | 31 | 12 |
831 | My cat's stuck to the ceiling downstairs. Could you please turn that thing off? | 1.3571 | 0.05574 | 126 | 91 | 25 | 10 |
832 | Can I have my clothes back please? | 1.3566 | 0.05195 | 143 | 103 | 29 | 11 |
833 | Can you turn your TV down? I can barely hear the sound of your vacuuming. | 1.3566 | 0.05138 | 129 | 90 | 32 | 7 |
834 | Yes, but nature abhors a vacuum. | 1.3566 | 0.05255 | 129 | 91 | 30 | 8 |
835 | Tell Dyson he's gone too far this time! | 1.3565 | 0.05686 | 115 | 82 | 25 | 8 |
836 | Last night you said size doesn’t matter. | 1.3564 | 0.06538 | 101 | 75 | 16 | 10 |
837 | Please don’t call it white noise. I know white noise and that wasn’t it. | 1.3559 | 0.05584 | 118 | 84 | 26 | 8 |
838 | What makes you think I was vacuuming? | 1.3559 | 0.05838 | 118 | 86 | 22 | 10 |
839 | I'm Nature, from 4C. I abhor that thing. | 1.3559 | 0.05838 | 118 | 86 | 22 | 10 |
840 | I am leaving you Harvey. Fortunately, I have found an even bigger sucker to take your place. | 1.3559 | 0.05838 | 118 | 86 | 22 | 10 |
841 | Yeah? Well you suck more! | 1.3556 | 0.05094 | 135 | 95 | 32 | 8 |
842 | My wife's missing. Could you check the bag? | 1.3556 | 0.05201 | 135 | 96 | 30 | 9 |
843 | I have better things to suck. | 1.3554 | 0.05487 | 121 | 86 | 27 | 8 |
844 | We appreciate your initiative cleaning the hall, but I think you sucked up my Amazon deliveries again and John in 2B can’t find his cat… | 1.3554 | 0.05852 | 121 | 89 | 21 | 11 |
845 | I did it for the free shipping | 1.3554 | 0.05487 | 121 | 86 | 27 | 8 |
846 | Couldn't you have just gotten a dog like everyone else?! | 1.3553 | 0.05231 | 152 | 112 | 26 | 14 |
847 | Okay, you win…no more singing in the shower. | 1.3548 | 0.05395 | 124 | 88 | 28 | 8 |
848 | Hi, I'm Jerry from the apartment directly below you. My breakfast is on my ceiling. | 1.3548 | 0.05861 | 124 | 92 | 20 | 12 |
849 | I think we need to address the 800 lb vacuum in the room. | 1.3548 | 0.06602 | 93 | 68 | 17 | 8 |
850 | I never should have put the Roomba in the same closet as the Electrolux. | 1.3545 | 0.06272 | 110 | 82 | 17 | 11 |
851 | Believe me, I know how well it sucks. | 1.3545 | 0.05416 | 110 | 76 | 29 | 5 |
852 | What do you mean the Roomba took time off? | 1.3543 | 0.05065 | 127 | 88 | 33 | 6 |
853 | Where's Tom? | 1.3543 | 0.05537 | 127 | 92 | 25 | 10 |
854 | Do you realize how difficult it is to read 'War and Peace,' without the 'Peace?' | 1.3542 | 0.05350 | 144 | 106 | 25 | 13 |
855 | Are you the lady who's looking for an extension cord? | 1.3538 | 0.05335 | 130 | 93 | 28 | 9 |
856 | Yes, I DID buy it at Costco. And yes, I CAN only use it in the middle of the night when building power usage is down. Any OTHER questions? | 1.3534 | 0.05776 | 116 | 84 | 23 | 9 |
857 | I promise I won’t leave my socks on the floor anymore. Will you let me back inside and release my things? | 1.3534 | 0.05463 | 133 | 97 | 25 | 11 |
858 | Can you turn off the rug beater function? it's keeping me awake. | 1.3529 | 0.05274 | 136 | 98 | 28 | 10 |
859 | It sparks joy. | 1.3529 | 0.06331 | 102 | 75 | 18 | 9 |
860 | Could you please delay your Roomba's space launch until morning? It's scaring my dog. | 1.3529 | 0.05476 | 136 | 100 | 24 | 12 |
861 | As it turns out, after 1am size does matter. | 1.3529 | 0.05685 | 102 | 71 | 26 | 5 |
862 | Sucks for both of us. | 1.3525 | 0.05292 | 139 | 101 | 27 | 11 |
863 | Need to borrow your ladder again. Cat's firmly stuck to the ceiling this time! | 1.3520 | 0.05594 | 125 | 91 | 24 | 10 |
864 | In that case, my Alexa will be in touch with your Alexa about this matter shortly. | 1.3519 | 0.05630 | 108 | 76 | 26 | 6 |
865 | Can you keep it down? I’m trying to practice my bagpipes. | 1.3514 | 0.05240 | 148 | 109 | 26 | 13 |
866 | It sounds like you’re running the biggest vacuum cleaner in the world up here. | 1.3514 | 0.05527 | 111 | 78 | 27 | 6 |
867 | How much closet space do you have in your apartment? | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
868 | It's hard to get in the corners | 1.3511 | 0.05074 | 131 | 92 | 32 | 7 |
869 | When will you be returning to the office, Linda? | 1.3511 | 0.06542 | 94 | 69 | 17 | 8 |
870 | As a neighbor, you really suck. | 1.3507 | 0.04649 | 134 | 91 | 39 | 4 |
871 | I hope you’re happy, every cat in the building has left town for good. | 1.3507 | 0.05324 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 10 |
872 | It's 3am and I can't sleep without the background noise so can you please turn it back on! | 1.3505 | 0.06225 | 97 | 70 | 20 | 7 |
873 | I couldn’t help but overhear you missing a spot. | 1.3504 | 0.05335 | 117 | 82 | 29 | 6 |
874 | Have you considered getting a dog that isn’t such a shedder? | 1.3500 | 0.05507 | 120 | 86 | 26 | 8 |
875 | The noise doesn't bother me, but I'd like my refrigerator back. | 1.3500 | 0.04854 | 140 | 98 | 35 | 7 |
876 | You really know how to suck the life out of a relationship. | 1.3497 | 0.04888 | 143 | 101 | 34 | 8 |
877 | Your Uncle Dyson's experimental models are out of control Janet. | 1.3496 | 0.05997 | 123 | 93 | 17 | 13 |
878 | My grand piano is now stuck to the ceiling of my apartment. | 1.3495 | 0.06429 | 103 | 77 | 16 | 10 |
879 | Perhaps you can explain why the rug in my apartment downstairs is now stuck to the ceiling | 1.3492 | 0.05557 | 126 | 92 | 24 | 10 |
880 | I've dealt with a fair share of noisy neighbors in my day, but you suck the most. | 1.3492 | 0.05557 | 126 | 92 | 24 | 10 |
881 | Can you please use the giant broom instead? | 1.3491 | 0.05369 | 106 | 73 | 29 | 4 |
882 | Just as I thought! | 1.3486 | 0.05738 | 109 | 78 | 24 | 7 |
883 | I'm no electrical engineer, but I know it won't work with no plug. | 1.3486 | 0.06026 | 109 | 80 | 20 | 9 |
884 | I never have to empty it! | 1.3486 | 0.05433 | 109 | 76 | 28 | 5 |
885 | Are we ever going to talk about the vacuum in the room? | 1.3486 | 0.05884 | 109 | 79 | 22 | 8 |
886 | Sorry. It’s lunar powered. | 1.3486 | 0.05587 | 109 | 77 | 26 | 6 |
887 | You people suck! | 1.3481 | 0.05496 | 135 | 100 | 23 | 12 |
888 | I live downstairs. Can I have my furniture back? | 1.3481 | 0.04912 | 158 | 115 | 31 | 12 |
889 | I’m afraid I’m with Nature on this one. | 1.3478 | 0.05929 | 115 | 85 | 20 | 10 |
890 | I don’t care how big the dustbunnies are. | 1.3478 | 0.05530 | 115 | 82 | 26 | 7 |
891 | Either the floor is made with paper or that’s the largest…oh. | 1.3478 | 0.05099 | 115 | 79 | 32 | 4 |
892 | It's not the vacuum that bothers me, it's the mournful cries of the dust bunnies. | 1.3475 | 0.05819 | 118 | 87 | 21 | 10 |
893 | Wow. When McGregor’s Department Store advertises a “Huge Vacuum Sale”, they really mean it! | 1.3475 | 0.04871 | 118 | 80 | 35 | 3 |
894 | I’d sure hate to see your stereo. | 1.3475 | 0.05819 | 118 | 87 | 21 | 10 |
895 | I came up to check if you've seen a chandelier | 1.3474 | 0.05751 | 95 | 66 | 25 | 4 |
896 | This doesn't need a caption. It's funny without one. | 1.3471 | 0.05834 | 121 | 90 | 20 | 11 |
897 | I'm politely asking if you could empty your screaming husband from the bag. | 1.3471 | 0.05834 | 121 | 90 | 20 | 11 |
898 | Yes, I bought it at Costco. | 1.3471 | 0.05834 | 121 | 90 | 20 | 11 |
899 | I was diagnosed as deaf ten years ago; obviously, they were mistaken. | 1.3469 | 0.06663 | 98 | 74 | 14 | 10 |
900 | You told me you only had a little vacuuming to do. | 1.3468 | 0.05377 | 124 | 89 | 27 | 8 |
901 | It’s 2 am and, well, you suck. | 1.3468 | 0.05497 | 124 | 90 | 25 | 9 |
902 | Nature and I both abhor a vacuum. | 1.3465 | 0.05169 | 127 | 90 | 30 | 7 |
903 | I am from downstairs, when you turn it on, my stuff goes up, when you turn it off, my stuff goes down. Just letting you know. | 1.3464 | 0.04847 | 153 | 110 | 33 | 10 |
904 | That's why all the tenants call you "Dirty Girl." | 1.3462 | 0.05760 | 104 | 74 | 24 | 6 |
905 | I thought we Lilliputians all agreed, no human sized technology after 10 PM | 1.3462 | 0.06227 | 104 | 77 | 18 | 9 |
906 | Meet Hoover. He's a wonderful companion when you're living in a vacuum. | 1.3462 | 0.04724 | 130 | 89 | 37 | 4 |
907 | Oh, I’m sorry I bothered you. It just sounded much larger from downstairs. | 1.3462 | 0.05920 | 104 | 75 | 22 | 7 |
908 | I’ve lived downstairs for three years and well… I’m just shocked that I’d guessed right this whole time. | 1.3462 | 0.05644 | 130 | 97 | 21 | 12 |
909 | I liked you better when you swept all night... | 1.3459 | 0.05124 | 133 | 95 | 30 | 8 |
910 | Lemme guess, you can’t sleep. | 1.3459 | 0.04896 | 133 | 93 | 34 | 6 |
911 | I'm looking for a lost dog - a chihuahua - last seen in the hallway. | 1.3459 | 0.05342 | 133 | 97 | 26 | 10 |
912 | It was on sale. | 1.3458 | 0.05492 | 107 | 75 | 27 | 5 |
913 | Do you buy EVERYTHING at Costco?!... | 1.3458 | 0.05804 | 107 | 77 | 23 | 7 |
914 | Nature abhorred it, so I took it in. | 1.3455 | 0.05839 | 110 | 80 | 22 | 8 |
915 | What! | 1.3455 | 0.04907 | 110 | 74 | 34 | 2 |
916 | I hope you kept the receipt! | 1.3451 | 0.05299 | 113 | 79 | 29 | 5 |
917 | The condo board specifically has stated "No large metaphors after 6 pm." | 1.3451 | 0.05999 | 113 | 84 | 19 | 10 |
918 | I appreciate your fastidiousness, Robin. Like I said, I don’t think the Covid is in your carpeting. | 1.3451 | 0.05299 | 113 | 79 | 29 | 5 |
919 | Have you seen my dog? My cat? My goldfish? | 1.3451 | 0.05478 | 142 | 107 | 21 | 14 |
920 | I think it's about time we addressed the Electrolux in the room. | 1.3445 | 0.05262 | 119 | 84 | 29 | 6 |
921 | At least I can tell my wife it's not my snoring. | 1.3445 | 0.04839 | 119 | 81 | 35 | 3 |
922 | It really sucks living in the flat below you. | 1.3445 | 0.06019 | 119 | 90 | 17 | 12 |
923 | I'm missing sleep and my chandelier. | 1.3443 | 0.05305 | 122 | 87 | 28 | 7 |
924 | Could I borrow that? | 1.3443 | 0.05175 | 122 | 86 | 30 | 6 |
925 | Yeah well, I also abhor a vacuum. | 1.3440 | 0.05093 | 125 | 88 | 31 | 6 |
926 | You're just trying to drown out my snoring, aren't you? | 1.3440 | 0.05577 | 125 | 92 | 23 | 10 |
927 | It’s the new Covid HEPA 5,000 | 1.3438 | 0.04890 | 128 | 89 | 34 | 5 |
928 | You make me long for the good old days when I was living on the San Andreas Fault. | 1.3431 | 0.05992 | 102 | 74 | 21 | 7 |
929 | Don't you think the police may get curious finding another person in a giant vacuum bag? | 1.3429 | 0.05872 | 105 | 76 | 22 | 7 |
930 | This vacuum is twice my size, and it still sucks less than you, Frank. | 1.3429 | 0.05552 | 105 | 74 | 26 | 5 |
931 | Marcia, that wouldn't work. You still need to get vaccinated! | 1.3426 | 0.05907 | 108 | 79 | 21 | 8 |
932 | Did I wake you? | 1.3426 | 0.05907 | 108 | 79 | 21 | 8 |
933 | Can I borrow a cup of milk? | 1.3423 | 0.06070 | 111 | 83 | 18 | 10 |
934 | Can you please go back to dropping 10-pound dumbells on the ground? At least that only startled me. | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
935 | I sent my wife down here half an hour ago. Did you happen to see her. | 1.3419 | 0.05842 | 117 | 87 | 20 | 10 |
936 | Oh, I'm sorry. I remember reading somewhere that a vacuum was silent. | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
937 | Please tell me you're not going to use your vibrator later tonight. | 1.3419 | 0.05967 | 117 | 88 | 18 | 11 |
938 | It sounds like there's a giant vacuum cleaner in here. | 1.3417 | 0.05857 | 120 | 90 | 19 | 11 |
939 | I'm aware you are obsessed with cleanliness. I am just as obsessed with getting some sleep. | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
940 | It's hard to believe that he was once my little dust buster. | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
941 | Well you did tell me to suck it up! | 1.3415 | 0.05516 | 123 | 90 | 24 | 9 |
942 | Can we just address the elephant in the vacuum?? | 1.3415 | 0.05394 | 123 | 89 | 26 | 8 |
943 | Excuse me miss have you seen my dog? | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
944 | Use your words, Carol. | 1.3412 | 0.06385 | 85 | 61 | 19 | 5 |
945 | Now let's talk about your blender. | 1.3409 | 0.05139 | 132 | 95 | 29 | 8 |
946 | My nature simply abhors that vacuum. | 1.3406 | 0.05091 | 138 | 100 | 29 | 9 |
947 | You didn't believe me. I told you that Covid left a big vacuum in my life. | 1.3406 | 0.05294 | 138 | 102 | 25 | 11 |
948 | For the love of God, please start swiffering. | 1.3404 | 0.06688 | 94 | 71 | 14 | 9 |
949 | I was dreaming that the MIR space station was reentering the atmosphere, then my sheets were suddenly ripped from my bed! | 1.3402 | 0.06198 | 97 | 71 | 19 | 7 |
950 | I don't care if it is J Edgar! | 1.3402 | 0.06022 | 97 | 70 | 21 | 6 |
951 | It's not the vacuum, it's the size of our New York apartments! | 1.3402 | 0.05841 | 97 | 69 | 23 | 5 |
952 | I'm a size queen, Herman | 1.3400 | 0.05545 | 100 | 70 | 26 | 4 |
953 | Do you have my chandelier? | 1.3400 | 0.06391 | 100 | 75 | 16 | 9 |
954 | I'm sorry to bother you, but I have a splitting headache and downstairs it sounds like you are running a GIANT vacuum cleaner. | 1.3398 | 0.05264 | 103 | 71 | 29 | 3 |
955 | I'm sorry Ken, size does matter | 1.3398 | 0.05781 | 103 | 74 | 23 | 6 |
956 | Sorry, I know it’s late, but it takes me the whole day to drag it out of the closet. | 1.3396 | 0.05343 | 106 | 74 | 28 | 4 |
957 | Lady, I just wanted to check the possible reality of my nightmare... and it is. | 1.3396 | 0.05669 | 106 | 76 | 24 | 6 |
958 | Oh! It sounds much larger across the hall. | 1.3396 | 0.04873 | 159 | 117 | 30 | 12 |
959 | For God's sake answer the one question keeping me up nights: Bissell? Dyson? Eureka? Hoover? Oreck? Shark? | 1.3394 | 0.06004 | 109 | 81 | 19 | 9 |
960 | I don't CARE if the replacement bag just arrived, Miss Carruthers. | 1.3394 | 0.06281 | 109 | 83 | 15 | 11 |
961 | Check your dust cup. The moon was full before you started vacuuming with that thing! | 1.3393 | 0.05750 | 112 | 82 | 22 | 8 |
962 | I thought witches had brooms. | 1.3393 | 0.05160 | 112 | 78 | 30 | 4 |
963 | I’d guess you don’t subscribe to the whole “size doesn’t matter” thing? | 1.3393 | 0.05750 | 112 | 82 | 22 | 8 |
964 | You sucked all the joy out of the evening. | 1.3393 | 0.05314 | 112 | 79 | 28 | 5 |
965 | Look, Lady. The lease specifically says no oversized vacuuming after 10:00 p.m. | 1.3393 | 0.05888 | 112 | 83 | 20 | 9 |
966 | I'm from downstairs. My refrigerator is stuck to your ceiling. | 1.3393 | 0.05888 | 112 | 83 | 20 | 9 |
967 | thanks for dog sitting my St Bernard, I hope he wasn't too much of a problem | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
968 | Look lady, I don't care what he identifies as, just turn him off! | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
969 | Will you two get a Roomba? | 1.3390 | 0.05800 | 118 | 88 | 20 | 10 |
970 | Can you check to see if you have my goldfish? | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
971 | when you offer me a “big sucky wucky” this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. | 1.3386 | 0.05725 | 127 | 96 | 19 | 12 |
972 | I thought they'd be lying about the size like men usually do | 1.3386 | 0.05614 | 127 | 95 | 21 | 11 |
973 | Good Evening. I live in 4B just below you. I appreciate that your vacuum can not only clean your rug but, simultaneously, mine too. But does it have to be at 1:30 AM? | 1.3373 | 0.07125 | 83 | 63 | 12 | 8 |
974 | Before you go to bed may I borrow your vacuum? | 1.3370 | 0.06786 | 92 | 70 | 13 | 9 |
975 | Kong wants it back | 1.3367 | 0.06313 | 98 | 73 | 17 | 8 |
976 | My name is Mr. Nature. I abhor a vacuum. | 1.3366 | 0.06337 | 101 | 76 | 16 | 9 |
977 | I think you have my ceiling fan. | 1.3366 | 0.06016 | 101 | 74 | 20 | 7 |
978 | I finally moved the couch | 1.3366 | 0.06491 | 101 | 77 | 14 | 10 |
979 | Well, your husband must be a mighty sound sleeper. | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
980 | Any chance I could get my light fittings back? | 1.3364 | 0.05302 | 107 | 75 | 28 | 4 |
981 | I live below you and couldn't understand why my cat was stuck to the ceiling. | 1.3364 | 0.05302 | 107 | 75 | 28 | 4 |
982 | Oh good. So your yappy dog sheds too. … a lot. | 1.3364 | 0.05625 | 107 | 77 | 24 | 6 |
983 | I have looked for Fido everywhere... | 1.3364 | 0.05522 | 110 | 79 | 25 | 6 |
984 | I know. It sucks a lot. | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
985 | I see you're also a sucker for big deals. | 1.3363 | 0.05844 | 113 | 84 | 20 | 9 |
986 | I’m Fred, from downstairs. Could you turn that thing off? My wife is stuck on our ceiling! | 1.3363 | 0.05978 | 113 | 85 | 18 | 10 |
987 | Wow, you have the new Texan vacuum cleaner! | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
988 | Could you please k…..ohmygod, is that a Kirby J2000? | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
989 | My dog's therapist said the obnoxiously large vacuum helped his other patients overcome their fear of normal-sized vacuums. | 1.3362 | 0.05604 | 116 | 85 | 23 | 8 |
990 | Marilyn’s big, dirty secret. | 1.3362 | 0.05991 | 116 | 88 | 17 | 11 |
991 | Yeah, but it only takes three minutes to clean the apartment | 1.3362 | 0.05329 | 116 | 83 | 27 | 6 |
992 | Even my cat is barking now. | 1.3361 | 0.05505 | 119 | 87 | 24 | 8 |
993 | Can I ask you a small favor? | 1.3361 | 0.04665 | 119 | 81 | 36 | 2 |
994 | Ok, you win. I'll stop my singing in the shower" | 1.3361 | 0.05505 | 119 | 87 | 24 | 8 |
995 | It sounded like a really big vacuum cleaner. | 1.3361 | 0.05505 | 119 | 87 | 24 | 8 |
996 | Can I borrow a cup of psycho? | 1.3361 | 0.05774 | 122 | 92 | 19 | 11 |
997 | And don’t tell me you were just doing a “little” vacuuming. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
998 | The vacuum of space has less suction. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
999 | Would you mind the noise less if you imagined me in a French maid’s costume? | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1000 | Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1001 | I SAID, PLEASE TURN IT OFF! MY CATS ARE STUCK TO THE CEILING! | 1.3360 | 0.05558 | 125 | 93 | 22 | 10 |
1002 | Eureka, I’ve found it. | 1.3359 | 0.05266 | 131 | 96 | 26 | 9 |
1003 | Just wondering if you have seen Barky, our Great Dane? | 1.3359 | 0.05038 | 131 | 94 | 30 | 7 |
1004 | On behalf of loud snorers, this is cultural appropriation. | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
1005 | Its very late, Mrs. Hoover. | 1.3333 | 0.05694 | 117 | 87 | 21 | 9 |
1006 | I'm asking for my dog. | 1.3333 | 0.05357 | 105 | 74 | 27 | 4 |
1007 | The building does not allow particle accelerators. | 1.3333 | 0.06224 | 96 | 71 | 18 | 7 |
1008 | It's much smaller than I imagined." | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1009 | This proves it, Gloria! You do live in a vacuum. | 1.3333 | 0.05563 | 117 | 86 | 23 | 8 |
1010 | Really? You can hear my vacuum 23 floors below? | 1.3333 | 0.05920 | 99 | 72 | 21 | 6 |
1011 | Could you PLEASE not sing while you vacuum? | 1.3333 | 0.05694 | 117 | 87 | 21 | 9 |
1012 | To re-coin a phrase… Neighbors abhor a vacuum! | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
1013 | I'm here to pick up my wife. | 1.3333 | 0.06365 | 93 | 69 | 17 | 7 |
1014 | You want ME to suck it up? | 1.3333 | 0.05688 | 105 | 76 | 23 | 6 |
1015 | Have you seen Fluffy? | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1016 | All I'm saying is, if you get a new one, it will be smaller and quieter. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1017 | All right, already. I'll stop blasting music at 2 am. | 1.3333 | 0.05920 | 99 | 72 | 21 | 6 |
1018 | Like I told you last night, it’s not the size, it’s how you use it. | 1.3333 | 0.05788 | 93 | 66 | 23 | 4 |
1019 | Sorry about the noise,but Vacuula lives for the night. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1020 | I thought there was no sound in the presence of a vacuum! | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
1021 | No, I don't like it. In fact, it really sucks! | 1.3333 | 0.05911 | 111 | 83 | 19 | 9 |
1022 | Nature isn’t the only one that abhors a vacuum! | 1.3333 | 0.05694 | 117 | 87 | 21 | 9 |
1023 | Looks like you found my lost Viagra from last week! | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1024 | I told you not to feed the Roomba after midnight. | 1.3333 | 0.05883 | 108 | 80 | 20 | 8 |
1025 | What d'ya mean, "What vacuum!?" | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1026 | Much to my surprise, it actually is an energy star product. | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
1027 | I thought you said that you live with a heavy SLEEPER! | 1.3333 | 0.05688 | 105 | 76 | 23 | 6 |
1028 | What Vacuum? | 1.3333 | 0.05521 | 126 | 94 | 22 | 10 |
1029 | So that's why the Airbnb cleaning fee was so expensive | 1.3333 | 0.07027 | 81 | 61 | 13 | 7 |
1030 | Hi, I'm Joe - your neighbor 2 blocks away. I can hear your vacuum from my home. There are a lot of angry neighbors that would prefer if you vacuumed on the weekend, during the day, preferably after 9am. Thank you. | 1.3333 | 0.06313 | 114 | 89 | 12 | 13 |
1031 | The last time I complained about strange noises you told me to ‘suck it up.’ Now, I know why. | 1.3310 | 0.05091 | 145 | 108 | 26 | 11 |
1032 | Well, at least we can agree it really sucks. | 1.3309 | 0.05011 | 136 | 99 | 29 | 8 |
1033 | Sorry,but my sofa cushions are all stuck to my ceiling! | 1.3308 | 0.05517 | 133 | 101 | 20 | 12 |
1034 | It seems my cat has made a sudden exit through my ceiling. | 1.3308 | 0.05051 | 130 | 94 | 29 | 7 |
1035 | So, you don't want to talk about the vacuum in the room? | 1.3307 | 0.05596 | 127 | 96 | 20 | 11 |
1036 | Pardon me, but I think you might have my chandelier. | 1.3307 | 0.05368 | 127 | 94 | 24 | 9 |
1037 | Thank God. I thought the loud sucking noise was my life. | 1.3306 | 0.05213 | 124 | 90 | 27 | 7 |
1038 | You sucked the popcorn off my ceiling. | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
1039 | Great—an alarm that cleans. | 1.3306 | 0.05168 | 121 | 87 | 28 | 6 |
1040 | Hi, I'm your downstairs neighbor your new vacuum just sucked the light bulbs off my ceiling | 1.3305 | 0.05652 | 118 | 88 | 21 | 9 |
1041 | It picks up all the latest variants. | 1.3305 | 0.05903 | 118 | 90 | 17 | 11 |
1042 | Yup, size does matter after all | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
1043 | Please stop. I can't even hear myself play the bongos. | 1.3304 | 0.04739 | 115 | 79 | 34 | 2 |
1044 | Please turn off the vacuum. My wife stuck on the ceiling! | 1.3304 | 0.05051 | 115 | 81 | 30 | 4 |
1045 | Alexa,turn off the vacuum cleaner. | 1.3304 | 0.05757 | 115 | 86 | 20 | 9 |
1046 | I am starting to regret giving you that Marie Kondo book. | 1.3304 | 0.05757 | 115 | 86 | 20 | 9 |
1047 | Being your downstairs neighbor really sucks! | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1048 | I don't mind the noise, but your matching robe drives me crazy. | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
1049 | I know you just moved from Texas, but could you wait until 9am to use that thing? | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
1050 | Yes,Karl,it was a pandemic purchase. | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
1051 | I think I know where the cat is. | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
1052 | OK, I'll return the damn cheese grater | 1.3303 | 0.05383 | 109 | 78 | 26 | 5 |
1053 | No, it wasn’t a large motor. It was screams. Like the muffled screams of an adult man. Let him out and we’ll call it an accident. | 1.3303 | 0.05223 | 109 | 77 | 28 | 4 |
1054 | You sucked up my ceiling fan again. | 1.3303 | 0.05383 | 109 | 78 | 26 | 5 |
1055 | Look lady! Everything in my apartment is stuck to the ceiling! | 1.3302 | 0.06102 | 106 | 80 | 17 | 9 |
1056 | #Cartoon Caption Contest "Yes, I'm sure it is very powerful and efficient, but our Cat is stuck to the ceiling below ". | 1.3301 | 0.06075 | 103 | 77 | 18 | 8 |
1057 | Your neighbors abhor your vacuum. | 1.3301 | 0.06075 | 103 | 77 | 18 | 8 |
1058 | It's a Trojan model, replete with a couple of guys who will actually do the work. | 1.3301 | 0.05753 | 103 | 75 | 22 | 6 |
1059 | Please stop feeding it after midnight! | 1.3300 | 0.06039 | 100 | 74 | 19 | 7 |
1060 | Can you keep it down? Life sucks enough as it is, lady. | 1.3299 | 0.05811 | 97 | 70 | 22 | 5 |
1061 | Nature abhors a large vacuum... | 1.3299 | 0.06169 | 97 | 72 | 18 | 7 |
1062 | No, when I said, ‘Could your midnight vacuuming sessions possibly suck any more?’ I was not issuing a challenge. | 1.3299 | 0.06341 | 97 | 73 | 16 | 8 |
1063 | Yep,I just turn it on for 3 seconds and I don’t have to vacuum again until 1 year later. | 1.3298 | 0.05534 | 94 | 66 | 25 | 3 |
1064 | I keep telling you…size doesn’t matter. | 1.3297 | 0.06640 | 91 | 69 | 14 | 8 |
1065 | Nature abhors a vacuum. So do I. | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
1066 | I was wondering why my lights were dimming. | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
1067 | Nature sent me up to complain. | 1.3284 | 0.05378 | 134 | 101 | 22 | 11 |
1068 | Sorry, I need it back. It doesn't put our baby to sleep, but it drowns out my crying. | 1.3282 | 0.05247 | 131 | 97 | 25 | 9 |
1069 | You’re up late… | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
1070 | Have you tried counting sheep? | 1.3281 | 0.05216 | 128 | 94 | 26 | 8 |
1071 | ... and, let me guess, it doesn't lose suction? | 1.3280 | 0.05051 | 125 | 90 | 29 | 6 |
1072 | The noise coming from your apartment sucks! | 1.3279 | 0.05514 | 122 | 91 | 22 | 9 |
1073 | I thought you were anti-vax. | 1.3277 | 0.05217 | 119 | 86 | 27 | 6 |
1074 | By chance, have you seen my wife? She's gone missing! | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
1075 | Where do I buy one? | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
1076 | Do you really need to vacuum my apartment too? | 1.3274 | 0.05543 | 113 | 83 | 23 | 7 |
1077 | Can I borrow a five-gallon bucket of sugar? | 1.3273 | 0.06209 | 110 | 85 | 14 | 11 |
1078 | No, your music wasn’t keeping me up. | 1.3273 | 0.05020 | 110 | 77 | 30 | 3 |
1079 | Do you know where the cat is? | 1.3271 | 0.05104 | 107 | 75 | 29 | 3 |
1080 | Nature and I are as one on this issue | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1081 | Excuse the mess | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1082 | Your "Cleanliness is next to Godliness" really sucks at 2 am. | 1.3269 | 0.06178 | 104 | 79 | 16 | 9 |
1083 | I think it's time we talked about the vacuum cleaner in the room. | 1.3269 | 0.06025 | 104 | 78 | 18 | 8 |
1084 | I was wondering if you have seen either one of my cats | 1.3267 | 0.05648 | 101 | 73 | 23 | 5 |
1085 | Believe it or not, but it actually sounded smaller. | 1.3267 | 0.05470 | 101 | 72 | 25 | 4 |
1086 | My husband vacuums, do you really want me to call him? | 1.3265 | 0.06450 | 98 | 75 | 14 | 9 |
1087 | Couldn’t be me Ted. Mine is the ultra quiet model. | 1.3265 | 0.05576 | 98 | 70 | 24 | 4 |
1088 | Dam, that is a huge Hoover! | 1.3265 | 0.05576 | 98 | 70 | 24 | 4 |
1089 | It looked smaller online. | 1.3263 | 0.05487 | 95 | 67 | 25 | 3 |
1090 | It's like to meet the man who sold you this to you. | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1091 | Listen, I'm glad you took a break from bowling, but this isn't much better | 1.3258 | 0.05323 | 132 | 99 | 23 | 10 |
1092 | Have you seen my kitty? | 1.3256 | 0.06286 | 86 | 63 | 18 | 5 |
1093 | Your late night cleaning really sucks. | 1.3254 | 0.05265 | 126 | 93 | 25 | 8 |
1094 | We both know there's no rational explanation for such a comically oversized vacuum unless we're in a New Yorker cartoon. | 1.3254 | 0.05727 | 126 | 97 | 17 | 12 |
1095 | Don't you have a broom? | 1.3250 | 0.05181 | 120 | 87 | 27 | 6 |
1096 | "Would you mind putting Vaccumzilla to bed? | 1.3250 | 0.05444 | 120 | 89 | 23 | 8 |
1097 | Your dog is keeping me up! | 1.3248 | 0.05800 | 117 | 89 | 18 | 10 |
1098 | Do you know what hour it is Mrs. Bunyan? | 1.3246 | 0.05641 | 114 | 85 | 21 | 8 |
1099 | I'm Jim from downstairs. Our cat just spent an hour dusting the ceiling. | 1.3243 | 0.06025 | 111 | 85 | 16 | 10 |
1100 | You win. I'll get CPAP mask. | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
1101 | I'm sorry but the vacuum has been filled. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
1102 | I’d invite you in - but it sucks in here. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1103 | This sucks a lot. | 1.3238 | 0.06127 | 105 | 80 | 16 | 9 |
1104 | Couldn't you just poison me, like a normal wife? | 1.3235 | 0.06099 | 102 | 77 | 17 | 8 |
1105 | Unlike that thing, I don’t have a filter for what I’m about to say. | 1.3235 | 0.06410 | 102 | 79 | 13 | 10 |
1106 | Sure, in the vacuum of space, no one can hear you scream, but I can hear you vacuum. | 1.3232 | 0.06062 | 99 | 74 | 18 | 7 |
1107 | PUT ON YOUR MASK | 1.3232 | 0.05890 | 99 | 73 | 20 | 6 |
1108 | I can't even count sheep -- you've vacuumed them all up. | 1.3232 | 0.05890 | 99 | 73 | 20 | 6 |
1109 | I take back what I said about someone needing to clean up this filthy city. | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
1110 | You’re keeping up the Joneses. | 1.3232 | 0.06062 | 99 | 74 | 18 | 7 |
1111 | I’m sick and that really sucks | 1.3229 | 0.06538 | 96 | 74 | 13 | 9 |
1112 | Sorry, my new roommate really sucks. | 1.3229 | 0.06014 | 96 | 71 | 19 | 6 |
1113 | I'm looking for my dog, who was wandering the hallway. | 1.3228 | 0.05230 | 127 | 94 | 25 | 8 |
1114 | "It's three in the morning. Where are your dust bunnies?" | 1.3226 | 0.05332 | 93 | 65 | 26 | 2 |
1115 | There is a loud noise and my cat keeps getting stuck to the ceiling. I came upstairs to investigate. | 1.3226 | 0.05753 | 93 | 67 | 22 | 4 |
1116 | You’re sucking the life out of the building | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
1117 | I told you not to feed it after midnight | 1.3226 | 0.05753 | 93 | 67 | 22 | 4 |
1118 | Couldn't you have purchased a solar powered one? | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
1119 | What the suck? | 1.3222 | 0.06286 | 90 | 67 | 17 | 6 |
1120 | I think you have a problem. | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1121 | We’ve talked about everything but the big vacuum in the room. | 1.3220 | 0.05367 | 118 | 87 | 24 | 7 |
1122 | Do you have a gigantic Ambien? | 1.3220 | 0.05630 | 118 | 89 | 20 | 9 |
1123 | This isn’t what I meant when I told you to suck it up, Janine | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1124 | Please stop. My mattress is on the ceiling. | 1.3214 | 0.05096 | 140 | 105 | 25 | 10 |
1125 | So... my chandelier seems to have vanished... | 1.3214 | 0.06595 | 84 | 63 | 15 | 6 |
1126 | I thought only a large vacuum can fill the large vacuum in my life. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
1127 | But you told me that bigger isn't always better! | 1.3214 | 0.05842 | 112 | 85 | 18 | 9 |
1128 | Well that really sucks. | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1129 | What is it going to be tomorrow night Susan? The worlds largest tap dancing group? | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1130 | That’s the last time I buy anything online. | 1.3211 | 0.05194 | 109 | 78 | 27 | 4 |
1131 | Can you please figure out some other way to get your husband off the couch? | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1132 | How do you expect me to sleep when my cat keeps getting sucked up to the ceiling? | 1.3208 | 0.06076 | 106 | 81 | 16 | 9 |
1133 | Sorry for the racket,but I need one this big to suck the suck out of the last year and a half! | 1.3208 | 0.05927 | 106 | 80 | 18 | 8 |
1134 | Well, you suck too! | 1.3206 | 0.05447 | 131 | 100 | 20 | 11 |
1135 | Once again, my breakfast is on my ceiling. | 1.3204 | 0.06203 | 103 | 79 | 15 | 9 |
1136 | He’s not here. | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1137 | Hi Laura, have you seen my cat, or my dog, my budgie, my TV, or my sofa? | 1.3200 | 0.05101 | 100 | 70 | 28 | 2 |
1138 | I think you missed a spot. | 1.3191 | 0.06275 | 94 | 71 | 16 | 7 |
1139 | The gravity of the situation is that I have no gravity in my apartment when you run that thing. | 1.3190 | 0.05557 | 116 | 87 | 21 | 8 |
1140 | Sorry if I woke you. I’m trying to fill a huge vacuum in my life. | 1.3188 | 0.05243 | 138 | 105 | 22 | 11 |
1141 | Really? Our sofa is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
1142 | How am I supposed to sleep when I can hear you missing all the corners? | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1143 | Well, at least your dog stopped barking. | 1.3187 | 0.05608 | 91 | 65 | 23 | 3 |
1144 | I saw it on Amazon and just couldn’t resist. | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1145 | I think you got my cat again. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1146 | You said your husband's name is Hoover, but I never expected this. | 1.3185 | 0.04893 | 135 | 99 | 29 | 7 |
1147 | Actually it was your husband's Fee-Fi-Fo-Fuming that woke me. | 1.3182 | 0.05766 | 110 | 83 | 19 | 8 |
1148 | And I’M enjoying some super-size insomnia. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1149 | Normally I'd love the sound of a really big, loud vacuum at 2 AM - I mean, who wouldn't - but I have an early meeting this morning. | 1.3178 | 0.05390 | 129 | 98 | 21 | 10 |
1150 | I have to say, as a neighbor, you definitely suck. | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1151 | "I was awakened by the sound of my dining room chandelier being sucked up through the ceiling." | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1152 | Have you seen my great dane? | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1153 | Please, for the love of God, my cat is stuck to my ceiling. | 1.3178 | 0.06027 | 107 | 82 | 16 | 9 |
1154 | Well, at least it's quieter than your dining table-sized Roomba. | 1.3178 | 0.05879 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
1155 | Oh, I thought that was just a euphemism... | 1.3176 | 0.06309 | 85 | 63 | 17 | 5 |
1156 | You wanted a beach house. How else can I deal with all this sand? | 1.3175 | 0.05121 | 126 | 93 | 26 | 7 |
1157 | Now that I have to commute to work, I beg for you to exercise your vacuum during the day. | 1.3175 | 0.04995 | 126 | 92 | 28 | 6 |
1158 | It's sucking my will to live. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1159 | But you can’t hear my TV, right? | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 75 | 25 | 4 |
1160 | He's been gazing off into space ever since he found out Nature abhors him. | 1.3171 | 0.05575 | 123 | 94 | 19 | 10 |
1161 | Could you ask your husband not to wear those boots when he's vacuuming? | 1.3171 | 0.06693 | 82 | 62 | 14 | 6 |
1162 | I can see that, and that’s why I’m complaining… but who’s your cleaning lady?? | 1.3171 | 0.05074 | 123 | 90 | 27 | 6 |
1163 | In the end, size mattered. | 1.3171 | 0.05330 | 123 | 92 | 23 | 8 |
1164 | Tell your Hoover to stop being such a big bully to my Roomba! | 1.3168 | 0.04861 | 101 | 70 | 30 | 1 |
1165 | Can I get you a dustbuster? | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1166 | Honey, I vacuumed the kids. | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1167 | I promise I'll never criticize your cleaning again. Can I go to bed now? | 1.3167 | 0.05549 | 120 | 91 | 20 | 9 |
1168 | I’d like my toupee back. | 1.3165 | 0.05850 | 79 | 56 | 21 | 2 |
1169 | I've captured a Republican miscreant. | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
1170 | If I don’t get some sleep I won’t be able to work and pay it’s electric bill. | 1.3163 | 0.06085 | 98 | 74 | 17 | 7 |
1171 | I have some extra dirt if you'd like me to bring it up. | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
1172 | But it was on sale! Diana Diamond Palo Alto, CA | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
1173 | Can you please be quicker with your cleaning? I can’t hear the airplanes landing | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1174 | Don’t blame me. Blame my giant cleaning lady. | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1175 | Expecting a visit from your mother? | 1.3158 | 0.05333 | 114 | 84 | 24 | 6 |
1176 | You’ll get the plug back in the morning! | 1.3158 | 0.05033 | 114 | 82 | 28 | 4 |
1177 | Not what i meant by deep cleaning. | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
1178 | The neighbors warned me that you were one of those people who could suck the air out of a room. | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
1179 | So I guess size does matter. | 1.3158 | 0.05476 | 114 | 85 | 22 | 7 |
1180 | It was your idea to move to Texas, Gary | 1.3154 | 0.05009 | 130 | 96 | 27 | 7 |
1181 | O.K., now I get what woke me up, but I have to ask, who operates that thing? | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1182 | Exactly as I imagined. I'm speechless. | 1.3153 | 0.05862 | 111 | 85 | 17 | 9 |
1183 | i think you might’ve inadvertently sucked up my dreams… | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1184 | Once you’re done vacuuming could I get my car washed in your dishwasher? | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1185 | True, I'm a dirtbag, but I think I could fill the vacuum in your life. | 1.3152 | 0.05558 | 92 | 66 | 23 | 3 |
1186 | Okay, now Big Birtha's done it. She's sucked the living daylights out of the whole building. | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
1187 | You were right, it’s the mother of all vacuum cleaners. | 1.3150 | 0.04962 | 127 | 93 | 28 | 6 |
1188 | It's not the noise. My cat keeps getting sucked up to the ceiling. | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1189 | I'd say it really sucks, but I think you already know that. | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
1190 | Don’t worry, it’s in the bag… | 1.3145 | 0.05168 | 124 | 92 | 25 | 7 |
1191 | You want to roomba? | 1.3143 | 0.05120 | 105 | 75 | 27 | 3 |
1192 | We have to talk about the vacuum cleaner in the room | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1193 | You know why I’m here. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1194 | I think you may have my ceiling fan. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1195 | Things look small at Costco. | 1.3131 | 0.05304 | 99 | 71 | 25 | 3 |
1196 | I live downstairs. Have you seen my wife? | 1.3130 | 0.05574 | 115 | 87 | 20 | 8 |
1197 | Okay. I admit it's awesome, but I'd like my wife back. | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1198 | The Roomba was broken so I called in the big dogs. | 1.3125 | 0.05677 | 112 | 85 | 19 | 8 |
1199 | Suck it up? Is that your answer to everything? | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1200 | I don’t think your desensitization therapy is helping my insomnia. | 1.3125 | 0.05403 | 96 | 69 | 24 | 3 |
1201 | Honey, where'd the carpet go? | 1.3125 | 0.04981 | 96 | 67 | 28 | 1 |
1202 | What do you feed it? | 1.3125 | 0.07025 | 80 | 62 | 11 | 7 |
1203 | My universe abhors your vacuum. | 1.3125 | 0.05677 | 112 | 85 | 19 | 8 |
1204 | Come on in, I was just tidying up. | 1.3125 | 0.06162 | 96 | 73 | 16 | 7 |
1205 | Could you please turn that off… and where’s your husband ? | 1.3120 | 0.05257 | 125 | 94 | 23 | 8 |
1206 | I hoped you would clean my ceiling, not evaporate it with your Hoover. | 1.3119 | 0.05930 | 109 | 84 | 16 | 9 |
1207 | dustbears... | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1208 | I don't care if you are married to a giant. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1209 | The ad said MEGA sale. Not what I had in mind. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1210 | No, I didn't ask myself why the rent in the apartment under yours was so low. | 1.3118 | 0.06300 | 93 | 71 | 15 | 7 |
1211 | I can take the sucking sound. The vibration too. But do you really need to whistle while you work? | 1.3117 | 0.07222 | 77 | 60 | 10 | 7 |
1212 | But it just vacuumed up all the paint from my ceiling. | 1.3115 | 0.05470 | 122 | 93 | 20 | 9 |
1213 | Of course it's mine and I want it back. | 1.3115 | 0.05344 | 122 | 92 | 22 | 8 |
1214 | It’s a top of the Eureka COVID 19 model. It really sucks | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
1215 | It's still not better than a Dyson | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1216 | My cats would like to come down from the ceiling | 1.3111 | 0.06250 | 90 | 68 | 16 | 6 |
1217 | Of course you woke me! Did you think I came up to borrow a cup of sugar? | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1218 | You've sucked my wife up to the ceiling again. | 1.3107 | 0.06019 | 103 | 79 | 16 | 8 |
1219 | This neighbor abhors that vacuum. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1220 | Unlike you, he cleans! | 1.3107 | 0.06019 | 103 | 79 | 16 | 8 |
1221 | So sorry to bother you at this hour, but I’m wondering if by any chance you might have a vacuum I could borrow. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1222 | Does it come with attachments? | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1223 | I got the 2020 model - it sucks big time | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1224 | I thought I heard a scream. | 1.3106 | 0.04944 | 132 | 98 | 27 | 7 |
1225 | Use a big broom. | 1.3103 | 0.05532 | 116 | 88 | 20 | 8 |
1226 | I got stuck to the ceiling again | 1.3103 | 0.05254 | 116 | 86 | 24 | 6 |
1227 | Let me guess. Cat stuck to your ceiling again? | 1.3103 | 0.05395 | 116 | 87 | 22 | 7 |
1228 | Never had a neighbor who sucks quite as much as you do! | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1229 | Good evening. I was sent by the entire building to ask you not to vacuum when any of us are actually home. | 1.3100 | 0.06466 | 100 | 79 | 11 | 10 |
1230 | Then how would you explain my bed being sucked up to the ceiling? | 1.3100 | 0.06308 | 100 | 78 | 13 | 9 |
1231 | Yes, but he picks up after himself 24/7 and loves me. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1232 | Usually people just bang a broom handle on the ceiling. | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
1233 | If you were trying to sweep me off my feet, it didn’t work. | 1.3100 | 0.06146 | 100 | 77 | 15 | 8 |
1234 | I’m down in 1B, and my furniture is sticking to the ceiling. | 1.3097 | 0.05195 | 113 | 83 | 25 | 5 |
1235 | A few words if you please. | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
1236 | You’re right. It really sucks. | 1.3097 | 0.05491 | 113 | 85 | 21 | 7 |
1237 | Rachael, it doesn’t matter the lengths you go to, your mom is still going to criticize our housekeeping. | 1.3097 | 0.05491 | 113 | 85 | 21 | 7 |
1238 | You should get one, I literally never have to clean it. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1239 | For a while there I thought you were up here screwing Godzilla. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1240 | Too noisy? | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1241 | I thought I told you already - I am an anti-vaccer | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1242 | Cleaning? | 1.3093 | 0.06280 | 97 | 75 | 14 | 8 |
1243 | Hi, I'm looking for my wife. | 1.3089 | 0.05307 | 123 | 93 | 22 | 8 |
1244 | Honey, your stress cleaning is way out of proportion. | 1.3089 | 0.04778 | 123 | 89 | 30 | 4 |
1245 | Can I borrow a cup of sugar? | 1.3085 | 0.06598 | 94 | 74 | 11 | 9 |
1246 | It's strictly ornamental. | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 69 | 21 | 4 |
1247 | That sucks. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1248 | And you would be the "cat lady," I presume? | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1249 | You blew the circuit again | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1250 | It’s not so much the noise, but the bill for my dog’s therapist that’s the problem. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1251 | The seller on ebay said it's an original Jeff Koons | 1.3077 | 0.05567 | 91 | 66 | 22 | 3 |
1252 | Can I have my chandelier back? | 1.3077 | 0.05333 | 130 | 100 | 20 | 10 |
1253 | Does everything you do have to be over-inflated Margaret? | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1254 | Mary thinks you might have sucked up the cat again. | 1.3077 | 0.06136 | 78 | 57 | 18 | 3 |
1255 | No, 4 a.m.'s out. How about never -- is never good for you? | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1256 | No wonder your husband disappeared. | 1.3077 | 0.06273 | 104 | 82 | 12 | 10 |
1257 | Where's the dirt coming from??? | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
1258 | It's even bigger than I dreamed. | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
1259 | Can I borrow that? I've got a neighbor below me for whom this is long overdue... | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
1260 | Can’t your suppressed rage wait until morning? | 1.3077 | 0.05968 | 104 | 80 | 16 | 8 |
1261 | Your apartment is smaller than mine. | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1262 | But does it get into the corners? | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
1263 | Noise aside, have you seen my wife? | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1264 | You need to work on a better pick up line. | 1.3070 | 0.05305 | 114 | 85 | 23 | 6 |
1265 | I know this sucks but there’s something I need you to do | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
1266 | Tell that sucker to keep it down or else | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
1267 | Do you have a cup of sugar I could borrow? | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1268 | What are you feeding him?!? | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1269 | Let me guess. You vacuumed John’s Viagra pills? | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1270 | Oh, I’m sorry! I thought you were actually having fun. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1271 | I don’t care that it’s the middle of the night, I can’t live with someone who keeps a reading lamp that close to the window. | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1272 | I know I didn't look like this yesterday. That's because my toupee is stuck to my ceiling. | 1.3068 | 0.06537 | 88 | 68 | 13 | 7 |
1273 | Oh. Could I borrow a couple of pounds of dirt? | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1274 | I heard you give good suction. | 1.3063 | 0.05694 | 111 | 85 | 18 | 8 |
1275 | You've made your point. Can I come back in now? | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1276 | You know how I’m a sucker for an upgrade deal | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1277 | Would vacuuming at a different time really make a difference? | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
1278 | You're not very subtle. | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
1279 | The vacuum in the room. | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
1280 | Ironically, we talk about how much YOU suck | 1.3061 | 0.06223 | 98 | 76 | 14 | 8 |
1281 | I can't believe you sucked me into this again. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1282 | Apartment 509 abhors a vacuum. | 1.3056 | 0.05803 | 108 | 83 | 17 | 8 |
1283 | All the dogs have left the building | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1284 | Oh, finally, the quakes have stopped - are you OK? | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1285 | Oh,I stopped vacuuming a few hours ago,it just takes a while to quiet down | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1286 | Ok, Ok, I'll clean my room. | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
1287 | Power vacuum, my ass! | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1288 | Have you seen Barky or Howler? | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
1289 | I can deal with the noise, but the vibration is breaking all my wine glasses. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1290 | Of course this noise is disruptive! Do you live in a vacuum?! | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1291 | I’m your downstairs neighbor and really hate to meet you like this | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
1292 | What if I just got you a giant broom? | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
1293 | This wasn't your best QVC purchase | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1294 | I can still hear the baby. Try a lawnmower next time. | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
1295 | I can hear it downstairs ! | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
1296 | It started off as a normal sized vacuum…and then the more I cleaned, the more it grew | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
1297 | Not what I meant by 'suck it up big time' | 1.3036 | 0.05048 | 112 | 82 | 26 | 4 |
1298 | My Shih Tzu is missing. | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
1299 | Okay. I'm woke. | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
1300 | Being woken up at 2am also sucks. | 1.3036 | 0.05649 | 112 | 86 | 18 | 8 |
1301 | Perhaps you are over reacting to the breakup. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1302 | It's sucking the sleep out of me. | 1.3034 | 0.05397 | 89 | 64 | 23 | 2 |
1303 | Have you seen Mr. Whiskers? | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
1304 | Do your 27 cats really shed so much you need an industrial vacuum? Wait, where'd your cats go? | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
1305 | Let me guess: it sucks being my neighbor. | 1.3033 | 0.05446 | 122 | 94 | 19 | 9 |
1306 | Honey, I shrunk the people. | 1.3033 | 0.04784 | 122 | 89 | 29 | 4 |
1307 | Norman abhors a vacuum. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1308 | First, it's 3am and that thing's noisy. Second, we need our throw pillows back. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
1309 | Give me a break Carl, have you ever heard yourself snoring? | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1310 | You said it sounded like an elephant was in my room? Haha I have no idea what you’re talking about. | 1.3030 | 0.06333 | 99 | 78 | 12 | 9 |
1311 | You know, your new roommate really sucks. | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1312 | Honestly, I think it’s about time we put things into perspective | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1313 | Keep it down or you’re gonna Dyson | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1314 | I'm your downstairs neighbor. I think you may have sucked up my cat. | 1.3028 | 0.05607 | 109 | 83 | 19 | 7 |
1315 | Listen, Gary. I don’t know why it has to be so huge either. What I do know is that I can’t afford the electricity to run it in the daytime. | 1.3028 | 0.05756 | 109 | 84 | 17 | 8 |
1316 | Is there a 3:00am Moron volume setting on this vacuum cleaner? | 1.3023 | 0.04996 | 129 | 97 | 25 | 7 |
1317 | So exactly what is the subject of your son's science fair project? | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1318 | Could you check under your vacuum? There is a hole in my ceiling downstairs and my cat is missing. | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
1319 | Does it have reverse? My furniture is on the ceiling. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1320 | I've realized we have something in common. We both hate our downstairs neighbors. | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
1321 | Please shut it off. My cat is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.3021 | 0.06642 | 96 | 77 | 9 | 10 |
1322 | I came up to warn you we have poltergeists, bu now I see what sucked me out of bed and slammed me into the ceiling. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1323 | Barbara, at this point, it feels like you are trying to compensate for something. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1324 | What do you mean real quiet for its size? | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
1325 | It may be a bit noisy but it sucks up sub-automic particles. | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
1326 | That's still not powerful enough to suck up all of my husky's fur. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1327 | Please just go to sleep Karen. | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
1328 | What happened to your elephant? | 1.3012 | 0.05617 | 83 | 60 | 21 | 2 |
1329 | What do you mean ‘it’s a Herculean effort’ to vacuum? | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1330 | Oh hey Janice, sorry to interrupt your vacuuming, can I borrow your headphones… | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1331 | Next time just call me when you see a roach. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1332 | It has nothing to do with the hour, it's the sound I'm talking about. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1333 | Living on the floor below you sucks - and I mean that literally. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
1334 | If you can get it out the door you can borrow it! | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1335 | You must know the nature and 306B abhor vacuums. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1336 | « Neighbours abhor a vacuum. » | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1337 | . . . . NEIGHBOR, I BELIEVE THAT MONSTROSITY IS SUCTIONING MY DREAMS AS WELL . . . . | 1.3010 | 0.06145 | 103 | 81 | 13 | 9 |
1338 | You couldn’t hear me banging on the ceiling? Hmm, that’s strange. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1339 | Nevermind, your problems are obviously bigger than mine. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1340 | Denise, this is sucking the life out of me. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
1341 | I wouldn't have disturbed you if I'd known it was the Edgar J. Hoover. | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1342 | How big was your cat's hairball again?" | 1.3000 | 0.06409 | 90 | 70 | 13 | 7 |
1343 | And where is Mr.Jones? | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1344 | I will clean your floors by hand if you promise not to start that jet engine again. | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
1345 | What do you mean you haven’t even plugged it in yet? | 1.3000 | 0.06409 | 90 | 70 | 13 | 7 |
1346 | When you said it vacuums up furniture, too, I thought … | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1347 | The Statue of Liberty called they want the vacuum back by 9:00 am | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1348 | Lady, ya don't need two guesses do ya? | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1349 | I get the hint... Size matters. | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
1350 | You’re drowning out the traffic noise. | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 89 | 26 | 5 |
1351 | Is this my wake up call? | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1352 | Can we talk about the elephant in the room? | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1353 | You could have just knocked three times on the ceiling if you wanted me. | 1.3000 | 0.06601 | 90 | 71 | 11 | 8 |
1354 | If you think this is loud, you should see the dishwasher. | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
1355 | My Great Dane is missing. Could you please check your vacuum? | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
1356 | Janice, you've sucked my cat up to the ceiling again. | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1357 | Does the “Do Not Disturb” sign work both ways? | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1358 | I’m getting some nasty ideas. | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1359 | Like nature, I abhor a vacuum. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1360 | You know, I didn’t like this model at first, but it really grew on me. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1361 | So that’s why my wife is currently stuck to the ceiling! | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1362 | Well, that’s exactly how it sounds. | 1.2990 | 0.06416 | 97 | 77 | 11 | 9 |
1363 | Have you noticed a loud noise coming from somewhere in the building? | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1364 | Are you from Texas lady? | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1365 | Hello night person? I'm day person. | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
1366 | My saying that your loss had left a big vacuum in your life was strictly a metaphor! | 1.2989 | 0.05200 | 87 | 62 | 24 | 1 |
1367 | Bigger isn’t always better | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
1368 | You tell it to stop. | 1.2989 | 0.05200 | 87 | 62 | 24 | 1 |
1369 | Quarantine much? | 1.2989 | 0.06563 | 87 | 68 | 12 | 7 |
1370 | It looked so tiny in the Amazon ad. | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1371 | Ah, a vacuum that matches all the noise it makes. | 1.2986 | 0.05128 | 144 | 113 | 19 | 12 |
1372 | Sorry, I’ve been living in a vacuum for the past 17 months | 1.2981 | 0.05937 | 104 | 81 | 15 | 8 |
1373 | This is the last time I help you get your husband out of the dust bag. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1374 | I’m sorry I called you a clean freak. | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1375 | Where are the kids? | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
1376 | You bought online? What a big sucker. | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
1377 | I'm your downstairs neighbor. Can I have my furniture back, please? | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1378 | Well if you can't reach the OFF button then just unplug the dang thing! | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
1379 | I'm not going to 'suck it up'! | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
1380 | The fillings in my teeth are loose! | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1381 | What do you mean, 'What vacuum'? | 1.2976 | 0.06511 | 84 | 65 | 13 | 6 |
1382 | I’m trying to pick up the pieces of my life” | 1.2976 | 0.05561 | 84 | 61 | 21 | 2 |
1383 | I'm nature, and I abhor your vacuum. | 1.2975 | 0.05068 | 121 | 91 | 24 | 6 |
1384 | Can you turn your television down? | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
1385 | Hi I’m Mick Stevens, I drew this comic. | 1.2973 | 0.07130 | 74 | 58 | 10 | 6 |
1386 | You clean up nice! | 1.2973 | 0.05685 | 74 | 53 | 20 | 1 |
1387 | Is your husband home? I did hear him snoring, but I haven’t heard him recently. | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1388 | It's not so much the noise as it is that my cat is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
1389 | Fine, Samantha, we can hire a maid! | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1390 | I’d like to suggest downsizing. | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
1391 | Typically it’s existential dread and the fear I’m turning into my father that keeps me up at night. At least this is a change of pace. | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
1392 | 'I thought I heard something' | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
1393 | Dennis is not in bed. I think he's in there. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1394 | You know, you don't live in a vacuum. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1395 | I was just wondering why my cat was stuck to my ceiling. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1396 | Sorry, Roomba’s mother-in-law decided to visit again. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1397 | It looked smaller at the store. | 1.2963 | 0.05773 | 108 | 84 | 16 | 8 |
1398 | You know what sucks even more? | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1399 | It's two A.M. Your giant vacuum interrupted my nightmare about a giant vacuum. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1400 | I am sorry I didn't want to go on a 2nd date. | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
1401 | Honestly, one giant dirt bag is all I can handle right now | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1402 | I want my light fixture back! | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1403 | Is that thing powered by the Hoover Dam? | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1404 | Did I hear someone screaming for help? | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1405 | I told you his was bigger than yours! | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1406 | I said Roomba, not ROOMba. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1407 | Look- Sheila- I don’t want to fight- I’m pretty sure it was you that borrowed my giant vacuum. | 1.2959 | 0.05068 | 98 | 71 | 25 | 2 |
1408 | On reflection, I realize that size is not the only factor in a good anniversary gift. | 1.2957 | 0.05380 | 115 | 88 | 20 | 7 |
1409 | So Gargantua is your boyfriend. | 1.2955 | 0.06497 | 88 | 69 | 12 | 7 |
1410 | Ok Gladys, YOU WIN- I quit smoking !! | 1.2955 | 0.06497 | 88 | 69 | 12 | 7 |
1411 | ...it’s not so much the noise as it is the constant power outages. | 1.2955 | 0.05152 | 88 | 63 | 24 | 1 |
1412 | Please tell me it has a sleep setting." | 1.2952 | 0.06041 | 105 | 83 | 13 | 9 |
1413 | I thought I heard you knock 3 times.... | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
1414 | You’ve taken white noise to a new level. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
1415 | Have you seen my wife? She came down a while back to complain about the noise. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1416 | My bed has been levitating... | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
1417 | It really upsets my pet elephant. | 1.2947 | 0.06327 | 95 | 75 | 12 | 8 |
1418 | I don't know about yours, but MY nature abhors a vacuum. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1419 | I don’t know what you’re doing up here, but I was stuck on the ceiling of my apartment for the last 15 minutes! | 1.2947 | 0.06327 | 95 | 75 | 12 | 8 |
1420 | Good morning. C. Dudley, 3B. I appreciate your penchant for tidiness, but you’re sucking the life out of me. | 1.2946 | 0.05476 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
1421 | What exactly did you mean when you said you were 'really' going to clean up around here? | 1.2946 | 0.05174 | 112 | 84 | 23 | 5 |
1422 | honey, i shrunk the humans | 1.2946 | 0.05327 | 112 | 85 | 21 | 6 |
1423 | Is your husband around? | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
1424 | The vacuum was cheap, but they get you on the filters. | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1425 | Yes, well that does explains the vacuum. But why--and this is really my point--why get the giant longhair cat in the first place, Sheryl? | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
1426 | Your downstairs neighbors also abhor a vacuum. | 1.2941 | 0.06658 | 85 | 67 | 11 | 7 |
1427 | Thought I’d stop by to see how Donald’s doing since your divorce was finalized. | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1428 | Elbert froze when Gladys opened the door. He had come to complain about the loud whirring in her apartment, but when their eyes met, he was lost.“My God,” he thought. “That bathrobe! Those cat-eye glasses! She can suck up ALL my dust bunnies." | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1429 | Hi, I live in the apartment next door, and my cat, Sam, was sucked right through my Heater vent a minute ago. If it's no bother, would you mind if I checked your vacuum bag ? | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
1430 | My name is Nature, and I abhor that thing. | 1.2941 | 0.06007 | 102 | 80 | 14 | 8 |
1431 | Unlike you, it has a filter. | 1.2936 | 0.05873 | 109 | 86 | 14 | 9 |
1432 | I haven’t seen your husband in a few days. Is he home? | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1433 | I believe you have my ceiling light. | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
1434 | 'How did you get out?' | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1435 | I had a dream I was in high school and you were my mother. | 1.2931 | 0.05478 | 116 | 90 | 18 | 8 |
1436 | I'm out of vacuum bags. | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
1437 | Great. Just need to vacuum up one more neighbor and I can empty the bag. | 1.2929 | 0.06134 | 99 | 78 | 13 | 8 |
1438 | It’s not the noise, ma’am. It’s the unrealistic expectations your projecting onto my robot vacuum. | 1.2927 | 0.04997 | 123 | 93 | 24 | 6 |
1439 | It's the muffled screaming that's keeping me awake. | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1440 | I live downstairs. Any idea why my dog is stuck to my ceiling? | 1.2927 | 0.04861 | 123 | 92 | 26 | 5 |
1441 | I told you to keep it down, it sounds like you have a giant vacuum in here. | 1.2927 | 0.05128 | 123 | 94 | 22 | 7 |
1442 | I think the bag is full. | 1.2925 | 0.05682 | 106 | 82 | 17 | 7 |
1443 | If you wouldn’t mind only sucking up all of my peace and happiness after 8am but before 9pm. | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1444 | That explains why my chandelier disappeared through the ceiling | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1445 | Sorry I complained about your coffee grinder. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1446 | Are you sure Goliath isn’t in? | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1447 | Whoa! Now I see why my cat Cleo is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1448 | You’re sucking the will to live right out of me | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1449 | Never mind. I thought it was a jet landing. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1450 | I just remembered I had one more spot to clean! | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1451 | It's not the vacuum. I just wanted to ask you if the Governor became a Republican, could he then stay in office? | 1.2917 | 0.05601 | 120 | 95 | 15 | 10 |
1452 | I'm guessing you're the little woman of the house? | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
1453 | I knew this would happen - it’s been gathering dirt on us for years and now look at it! | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1454 | we’re gonna need a bigger mess | 1.2913 | 0.04887 | 127 | 96 | 25 | 6 |
1455 | You missed a spot. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1456 | This thing is bigger than both of us. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1457 | The noise? Just suck it up | 1.2913 | 0.05793 | 103 | 80 | 16 | 7 |
1458 | Please...cleanliness isn't next to godliness at this time of night... | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1459 | Why are there dust bunnies on my ceiling? | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1460 | Can you please not whistle while you work? | 1.2911 | 0.07013 | 79 | 63 | 9 | 7 |
1461 | No, I”m not going to empty the bag for you now. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1462 | Sorry.I thought it was a vibrator. | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1463 | It works great except it doesn’t clean under the couch. | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1464 | Your RPM is out of sync with my REM. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1465 | Your version of the elephant in the room? | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1466 | Well that explains why I woke up on the ceiling. | 1.2907 | 0.06589 | 86 | 68 | 11 | 7 |
1467 | For years we swept everything under the carpet. The vacuum decided enough is enough... | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1468 | I don't care if it's on Silent mode!!! | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1469 | I believe you have exceeded the parameters of Godliness. | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1470 | I understand cleanliness is next to godlessness, but it's 3am! | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
1471 | That's not what I meant when I said, "You suck the big one." | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1472 | Are you trying to ride that Hoover to the Moon? | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
1473 | I need another body bag. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1474 | Your husband said you would stop vacuuming at night. uhh...where might he be? | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1475 | It's not the parties that are keeping me awake, it's the clean-up. | 1.2903 | 0.06411 | 93 | 74 | 11 | 8 |
1476 | The cat too? | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1477 | You know that nature abhors a vacuum. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1478 | Give up your electric toothbrush and we can talk about it. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1479 | The space below you abhors a vacuum. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1480 | I have cats. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1481 | Ever heard of a dyson? | 1.2900 | 0.04984 | 100 | 73 | 25 | 2 |
1482 | Cleanliness may be next to godliness but as your neighbor I suggest less is more. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1483 | Sorry, I ordered it online during the pandemic. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
1484 | You sucked my bed up to the ceiling again | 1.2897 | 0.05313 | 107 | 81 | 21 | 5 |
1485 | No, I think your vacuum abhors my nature. | 1.2895 | 0.05246 | 114 | 87 | 21 | 6 |
1486 | I abhor that vacuum. | 1.2892 | 0.05563 | 83 | 61 | 20 | 2 |
1487 | Your upright has me upright. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1488 | What have you done with Joe? | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1489 | I lost my cat | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1490 | Can I borrow your coffeemaker? | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1491 | I see you found a bigger sucker than me! | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1492 | The new vacuum cleaner was a giant mistake | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
1493 | Nature isn't the only thing that abhors a vacuum. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1494 | Look, everyone’s calling you the crazy vac lady. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1495 | We’ll always have Paris. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
1496 | I thought you told me size doesn’t matter. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
1497 | Have you seen my Gernan Sheperd? | 1.2885 | 0.05579 | 104 | 80 | 18 | 6 |
1498 | I thought you said size doesn't matter, Cheryl! | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1499 | Until you turned it off, I was pinned to the ceiling below> | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1500 | Damn that Hoover! | 1.2878 | 0.04816 | 139 | 107 | 24 | 8 |
1501 | Can you do my place next and then stop? | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
1502 | Get a muffler. | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
1503 | I feel like we’re losing perspective. | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1504 | I know a good cleaning service you can use. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1505 | Did you put trump in there again? | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1506 | That would explain my missing chandelier. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1507 | Could you vacuum Tuesdays and Thursdays between 11AM and 4PM? | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
1508 | I know it’s loud but this is easier than the KonMari method. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1509 | Couldn't you get a roomba instead? | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1510 | I'm sorry but I get lonely at night and crave human interaction so thanks for coming over to complain. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1511 | Sorry, but I can only afford to use it off-peak | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
1512 | My wife borrowed your vacuum cleaner a few days ago. Any idea where she might be? | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
1513 | Ok, I was wrong. Go back to the hardwood. | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
1514 | Our goal is to be carpet neutral by 2032. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
1515 | Sorry for the noise…I was just cleaning up the world’s problems. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
1516 | Would u mind cleaning the whole neighborhood too? | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1517 | I don’t understand, we have hardwood | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
1518 | Im missing a ceiling light fixture. | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1519 | Well, I first became aware of your vacuum's power when I noticed my nose was touching the ceiling of my apartment directly below. | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
1520 | I think my last dream is in your vacuum bag. | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1521 | It's not just the noise. It's sucking up my ceiling. | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
1522 | Have you noticed that all of your furniture is stuck to the ceiling?" | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1523 | you sucked me up to the ceiling | 1.2870 | 0.05891 | 108 | 86 | 13 | 9 |
1524 | You’re sucking my dreams | 1.2868 | 0.05185 | 129 | 101 | 19 | 9 |
1525 | That thing's so loud, I can't win imaginary arguments in the shower" | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1526 | That's it, I'm adding noise intolerance to the agenda of the next board meeting. | 1.2857 | 0.04795 | 119 | 89 | 26 | 4 |
1527 | Now it is clear to me why everyone says you suck all the air out of the room. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1528 | For some reason all my carpets are on the ceiling. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1529 | I'm trying to fill this vacuum in my life. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1530 | If you don't want to hear me having sex, just turn on the TV like a normal person. | 1.2857 | 0.04632 | 105 | 76 | 28 | 1 |
1531 | Have you seen my wife? When she called earlier, it sounded like she was half in the bag. | 1.2857 | 0.06882 | 77 | 61 | 10 | 6 |
1532 | A wood chipper as a garbage disposal, and now this? | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1533 | The sound of your vibrator woke me up. | 1.2857 | 0.06110 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 6 |
1534 | Hi. Jerry from downstairs. My cat is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1535 | My name is Nature - need I say more? | 1.2857 | 0.06154 | 98 | 78 | 12 | 8 |
1536 | You seriously suck. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1537 | Looks like your Rhumba vacuumed some magic mushrooms. | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
1538 | Have you seen Stella? She came up here an hour ago for a cup of sugar. | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1539 | Mother Nature isn't the only one who abhors your vacuum. | 1.2857 | 0.05250 | 91 | 67 | 22 | 2 |
1540 | The board only allows this because of the power vacuum. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1541 | The feud had escalated, once more. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1542 | Eh George, your sweep walking again | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1543 | just so we are clear the lawn mowing starts in 3 hours | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1544 | Horror vacui | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1545 | Sorry about the noise. My roombamate sleep walks. | 1.2857 | 0.05356 | 119 | 93 | 18 | 8 |
1546 | Yes Karen, unfortunately it also sounds like the world’s largest vacuum downstairs. | 1.2857 | 0.05356 | 119 | 93 | 18 | 8 |
1547 | It’s not the noise keeping me up, it’s the idea of a messy apartment… | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1548 | Yeah, well, it’s not only nature who abhors it! | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 105 | 82 | 16 | 7 |
1549 | My wife still isn't home, so I wondered if you'd seen her. | 1.2844 | 0.05064 | 109 | 82 | 23 | 4 |
1550 | Is it true you live in a vacuum? | 1.2844 | 0.05695 | 109 | 86 | 15 | 8 |
1551 | I’m very sorry I told you that you can’t live your life in a vacuum. | 1.2844 | 0.05064 | 109 | 82 | 23 | 4 |
1552 | Every time you turn it on, my cat gets stuck to the ceiling." | 1.2844 | 0.05064 | 109 | 82 | 23 | 4 |
1553 | I told you I’d pay you back for playing that ‘Walking on Sunshine’ song every morning at 5am during lockdown | 1.2843 | 0.05639 | 102 | 79 | 17 | 6 |
1554 | So it wasn't a dream. | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
1555 | Next time, maybe just whistle. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
1556 | I suppose telling you that you suck would be redundant. | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
1557 | I can't sleep either, does that thing make margaritas? | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1558 | Judging from the noise, either your brush belt needs replacing or you just vacuumed up both your Siamese cats. | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
1559 | Sorry, I forgot it was 'Sweeps Week' | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1560 | Other than keeping me awake, what else does it do? | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
1561 | At first I thought you were just an inconsiderate neighbor, Tammy. Now I see that your talent for sucking knows no bounds. | 1.2840 | 0.06628 | 81 | 64 | 11 | 6 |
1562 | Jeff Bezos called. He wants his rocket back. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1563 | Sorry, I've been in a vacuum | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1564 | … well in Texas no one seemed to mind. | 1.2838 | 0.07075 | 74 | 59 | 9 | 6 |
1565 | Ready to shag? | 1.2833 | 0.05317 | 120 | 94 | 18 | 8 |
1566 | Any chance you've seen my wife? | 1.2832 | 0.05102 | 113 | 86 | 22 | 5 |
1567 | Oh my, how dirty of a woman are you? | 1.2832 | 0.05402 | 113 | 88 | 18 | 7 |
1568 | You’ve always been a terrible neighbor, but this sucks on a whole new level | 1.2832 | 0.05959 | 113 | 92 | 10 | 11 |
1569 | I promise you'll get your deposit back if you just stop. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1570 | While you were sweeping, did you happen to see my cat? | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1571 | It’s not the size of the item that I am here to discuss. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1572 | Good night noises everywhere | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1573 | Do you mind turning that off? My wife is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
1574 | Wanna go halfsies on some hardwoods? | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
1575 | I was wondering … if it’s not too much trouble … could you play some rock music with a heavy driving backbeat and jump off the furniture while you vacuum? | 1.2828 | 0.05927 | 99 | 78 | 14 | 7 |
1576 | I need my chandelier back. | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1577 | Could you please turn it off, my cat is stuck on the ceiling.. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
1578 | Can’t this wait? Dust bunnies aren’t nocturnal. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1579 | The moment the Roomba idea was born--circa 1990. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1580 | At the very least, could give the maid Thursdays off? | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
1581 | Have you seen my cat up here? | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1582 | Oh, I know I'll fit. I'm just not sure if I remember all the Roomba songs. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1583 | Your lion is hiding under my bed again. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1584 | I don't care how big the Con-Ed incentives are. I can't sleep. | 1.2824 | 0.07024 | 85 | 70 | 6 | 9 |
1585 | Sorry, our relationship is static. | 1.2824 | 0.05189 | 85 | 62 | 22 | 1 |
1586 | So, how do you take out the dust bin? | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1587 | You still dating that Green Giant guy? | 1.2821 | 0.04517 | 117 | 86 | 29 | 2 |
1588 | I could fill that vacuum. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1589 | Again? | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1590 | ...I've been praying for the number of pro-vaxxers to grow... I should have been more clear. | 1.2821 | 0.05408 | 117 | 92 | 17 | 8 |
1591 | I could have been sleeping | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1592 | Could you use that thing at about 7:00 am which is when I have to get up? | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1593 | There’s a dump truck downstairs. The driver wants to know if you need the dust bag changed. | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1594 | No, we finished the poker game an hour ago. Why do you ask? | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1595 | He’s bigger than you, Tom | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1596 | He’s had an inflated sense of self since the pandemic | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1597 | This is the third cat today. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1598 | Not to bother you, but have you heard about a tornado warning tonight? | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1599 | One more complaint and you'll meet the working end of Dyson's new "Death Star Tractor Beam." | 1.2812 | 0.06052 | 96 | 76 | 13 | 7 |
1600 | I told you, Fred. I've moved on with someone who understands me better. | 1.2812 | 0.06052 | 96 | 76 | 13 | 7 |
1601 | Thanks. The carpet looks great. Have you seen my cat | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1602 | Now that I am awake, can I take it for a ride? | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1603 | I hope you realise the noise produced is proportional to the size of the hoover | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1604 | I'll get the condo board to buy a deluxe HEPA air filtration system if you promise to stop vacuuming at night. Deal? | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1605 | I would appreciate borrowing your vacuum, I have a big mess to clean up | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1606 | You snagged my chandelier. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1607 | Your machine sucks. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1608 | Another sucker to do your dirty work? | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
1609 | Yeah, this year really sucked. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1610 | Naturally, I abhor a vacuum. | 1.2803 | 0.04965 | 132 | 103 | 21 | 8 |
1611 | "Can I borrow it to dispose of a body?" | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
1612 | This really sucks. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1613 | Having you as an upstairs neighbor really sucks. | 1.2800 | 0.06044 | 100 | 80 | 12 | 8 |
1614 | ‘I sense you would like out of your lease ?’ | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
1615 | For the last time, Alice, just leave the crumbs from the 'Eat Me' cake on the floor." | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1616 | Time to let the cat out of the bag. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1617 | I was wondering if I could borrow your Super-Avenger Vacuum because it swallowed mine - only for half an hour? Thanks! | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
1618 | you were the one who suggested I get carpet in the first place | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1619 | They don't do hoovers for us little people. It was the smallest I could find. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1620 | Hi, neighbor. You suck. | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
1621 | The only thing that sucks more is my rent. | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
1622 | Really? You pulled out the Jumbo? | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1623 | You should see the dust bunnies. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1624 | I think my chandelier is in your vacuum cleaner | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
1625 | My cat is on the window ledge and threatening to jump. | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
1626 | Could you turn it off for a second? My wife is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1627 | You can keep my chandelier | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1628 | Sucks, I know. | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
1629 | Oh, so glad you are up, I was hoping I could borrow your ear muffs again! | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1630 | Sorry to bother you again. I've spilled another hundred pound bag of sugar. | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
1631 | Coming home SUCKS | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1632 | The noise is bad enough, but the living room furniture hitting the ceiling is driving us crazy. | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1633 | ‘Just a little, light vacuuming’ you said… | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1634 | Pardon me, but your vacuum cleaner really sucks. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1635 | But you never really swept me off my feet. | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1636 | I guess it was a mistake to lend you " Our Man in Havana !" | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1637 | Meowing? I don't hear any meowing. Anyway, hope you find her! | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1638 | The dog is missing. | 1.2784 | 0.04803 | 97 | 71 | 25 | 1 |
1639 | You just sucked up my ceiling light. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1640 | For the last time, vacuum has one 'c' and two 'u's. | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
1641 | Would you mind keeping it down? You woke up my elephant. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1642 | Your big upright shouldn’t keep me up, right? | 1.2783 | 0.05174 | 115 | 89 | 20 | 6 |
1643 | What noise? | 1.2783 | 0.05599 | 115 | 92 | 14 | 9 |
1644 | Have you seen my cat? | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
1645 | Both you and your vacuum suck. | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
1646 | If there's any more cleanliness, you will be next to Godliness | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1647 | Well you told me to suck it up! | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1648 | My wife is sticking to the ceiling. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1649 | It’s a gift from the IRS. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1650 | This has been blown way out of proportion! | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1651 | Ok, I totally misunderstood my wife when she told me we moved in downstairs from a big sucker. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1652 | I’ll be sure to tell Howard you stopped by. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
1653 | The last Hoover that ran like that became president ! | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1654 | First it was the industrial-size washer-dryer. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1655 | It certainly does suck. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1656 | It's not so much that the noise is bothersome... It's when the suction pulls things off my coffee table, books from the library shelves, and sheets and blankets off the bed. | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
1657 | How big of a mess do you need to clean? | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1658 | So that’s where 2020 went? | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
1659 | My cleaning obsession grew lately. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1660 | It's my nature to abhor a vacuum. | 1.2768 | 0.05412 | 112 | 88 | 17 | 7 |
1661 | You've got to get a muffler for that thing. | 1.2766 | 0.05108 | 94 | 70 | 22 | 2 |
1662 | I think I know why your cat is missing. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1663 | Vac you! | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1664 | One of us needs a little perspective. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1665 | They told me it was the largest and no louder than a whisper. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1666 | I would appreciate it if you would stop walking on the ceiling. | 1.2763 | 0.05493 | 76 | 56 | 19 | 1 |
1667 | Can you help me get the cat out? | 1.2763 | 0.05493 | 76 | 56 | 19 | 1 |
1668 | It's a Hoover? Damn! | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
1669 | Any chance you sucked up my wife and three kids? | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
1670 | I'm missing my cat | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
1671 | Welcome to Lilliput. Now get to work. | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
1672 | What have you done to the Elephant? | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
1673 | So this is what's meant by "clean living?" | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
1674 | Nighttime abhors a vacuum. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
1675 | I found a guy who will empty the bag in Jersey if we can get it to the street right now... | 1.2759 | 0.06476 | 87 | 70 | 10 | 7 |
1676 | Can you two get a Roomba! | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
1677 | Hi, I live underneath you and my wife is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
1678 | Do you still have power? | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
1679 | Didn’t you used to have a dog? | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
1680 | Actually, it kind of sucks | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
1681 | You're sucking up my ceiling! | 1.2755 | 0.05942 | 98 | 78 | 13 | 7 |
1682 | Please turn your television down. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1683 | I can’t find my wife. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1684 | I'm the one who's sucking the life out of you? | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1685 | Welp. Good to know it’s not the cicadas. | 1.2754 | 0.07117 | 69 | 55 | 9 | 5 |
1686 | You may be vacuuming but the rest of us in the building are getting pretty steamed! | 1.2752 | 0.05510 | 109 | 86 | 16 | 7 |
1687 | That's not what I meant by "I need a supersized one"! | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
1688 | Could I borrow your vacuum cleaner? I have a neighbor I'd like to annoy. | 1.2750 | 0.06884 | 80 | 65 | 8 | 7 |
1689 | You're going to need a bigger apartment." | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
1690 | My cat is missing. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1691 | Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that was you singing." | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1692 | I hear your power's back on. | 1.2750 | 0.05329 | 80 | 59 | 20 | 1 |
1693 | Can I borrow some sugar?! | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1694 | Turns out we'd swept a lot of stuff under the carpet. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
1695 | howdy | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1696 | When you said you were a big fan I thought you meant the 31st President. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1697 | You are doing it again | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1698 | I'm not judging your new relationship, Tammy. I just don't want to hear it night after night after night. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1699 | You’re terrifying our dogs, and we live three blocks away. | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
1700 | I told you to change the bag! | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1701 | We're better off just taking the vaccine. | 1.2745 | 0.05771 | 102 | 81 | 14 | 7 |
1702 | Just a couple words of advice, the next time you decide to vacuum in the middle of the night, you just might want to use the peep hole in your door to see what madman is on the other side! | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
1703 | You said you had been gathering dirt on The governor? | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
1704 | It's my ceiling dirt and I want it back. | 1.2743 | 0.05370 | 113 | 89 | 17 | 7 |
1705 | John, just because the vacuum is gigantic doesn't make it a better birthday present | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
1706 | I think you sucked up my cat | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
1707 | Now I see how you can go all night long without stopping to change the bag. | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
1708 | I’ll sell the parrot. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1709 | Yes, it IS quieter than one would expect for a vacuum that size. | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
1710 | Yes, it sucks. Big time. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1711 | Your neighbors asked me to tell you that you suck. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1712 | No, you and your husband I could sleep through.... | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1713 | Your timing sucks. | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
1714 | I don't care how big your dog is! | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
1715 | Your Joomba is keeping me up all night! | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1716 | My name is Nature and I live downstairs. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1717 | Mines bigger than yours | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
1718 | Would you mind waiting until morning | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
1719 | For the record, you suck. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1720 | Well that just sucks big time! | 1.2737 | 0.06068 | 95 | 76 | 12 | 7 |
1721 | Messy Mike don’t live here no more. | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
1722 | I heard you had some big dirt. | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
1723 | How did you even get that up the stairs? | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
1724 | My sleep is sucking more than your vacuum. | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1725 | Guess you found someone else that'll suck up to you. | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
1726 | I'm just saying, the police would never look for your body in the vacuum cleaner bag. | 1.2736 | 0.04746 | 106 | 79 | 25 | 2 |
1727 | I don’t want to push it. But I find it …. a bit loud.” | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
1728 | Have you seen my underwear ? …they went up the wall vent | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1729 | How long have you been there, I didn't hear the bell ring | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
1730 | When you turn it on I’m sucked to the ceiling of Apt. 2A! | 1.2727 | 0.05433 | 77 | 57 | 19 | 1 |
1731 | Can you wait til morning to do your big vacuuming? | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
1732 | I, for one, welcome our robot overlords... but not this early in the morning. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
1733 | Sorry, I can't go to sleep. My bed is on the ceiling. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1734 | You've sucked up my dining room light fixture! | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
1735 | ALL nature abhors that vacuum. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1736 | Please stop. You're scaring my dog, Clifford. | 1.2727 | 0.05616 | 110 | 88 | 14 | 8 |
1737 | Lady, nature and I abhor a vacuum | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
1738 | I'm Bob, in the unit below you, my ceiling light is missing, again! | 1.2727 | 0.05888 | 99 | 79 | 13 | 7 |
1739 | Now I see why they call you miss Hoover. | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
1740 | I abhor a vacuum too. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
1741 | Now I’m thinking that if you’d changed the bag first, this job would’ve been done hours ago. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1742 | Tell the Giant, your husband, to quit cleaning after ten o'clock PM. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
1743 | Did it need more water than the Sea Monkeys? | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
1744 | The cat sent me. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
1745 | I know, but think about how my dog feels about it | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
1746 | I have to use it, I can't get my dustpan and brush through the door. | 1.2720 | 0.04869 | 125 | 97 | 22 | 6 |
1747 | Vacuuming Central Park seems a little over the top. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1748 | I think you sucked my cat up through the vent. | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
1749 | "Gladys, have you seen the cat?" | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1750 | Any chance you could finish your vacuuming tomorrow ? | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1751 | Lemme guess, your husband away on business again? | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1752 | It was less the noise than what it scared out of the sheep I was counting. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1753 | Sweep dreams? I think not. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1754 | Could you please turn it on? It's too quiet to sleep. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1755 | Does it behoove you to be hoovering? | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1756 | A lot easier to live in one than under one! | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
1757 | The dog tried to warn us. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1758 | I'll give up the bongos. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
1759 | Okay, so what do you want? | 1.2716 | 0.06576 | 81 | 65 | 10 | 6 |
1760 | Interesting, you’re hairy but I have a great vacuum. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1761 | I'm just saying it's misleading to say you had a big vacuum job. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
1762 | What have you been feeding it? | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
1763 | Sorry, did I wake you? I was using the Whisper Quiet mode… | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
1764 | Would you mind vacuuming in the morning? | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1765 | So Paul Bunyan isn't living here. | 1.2708 | 0.06012 | 96 | 77 | 12 | 7 |
1766 | It also functions as a noise machine | 1.2708 | 0.05826 | 96 | 76 | 14 | 6 |
1767 | Who are you, Superman's house keeper? | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1768 | That thud -when you finished- was me falling from the ceiling. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1769 | I’m really not asking this time, have you seen my cat | 1.2706 | 0.06348 | 85 | 68 | 11 | 6 |
1770 | I live below you. Can you use a smaller vacuum? I can't get my wife off the ceiling. | 1.2703 | 0.05422 | 111 | 88 | 16 | 7 |
1771 | Dating app meetup for insomniacs. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1772 | Have you seen my cat anywhere? | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
1773 | Oh, when you said Big Blowhard, I thought you were talking about your husband. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1774 | It's 10PM do you know where your children are? | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1775 | Okay, you had the vacuum long enough, it is my turn to mess with my downstairs neighbor. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1776 | Can you check the bin for my hopes and dreams? | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1777 | Nature abhors a vacuum cleaner. | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
1778 | Oh, nevermind, I am still dreaming. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
1779 | I know you started your giant dishwasher in the middle of my shower, Ms. Finklestein. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1780 | You know, the electricity bill's not that bad. It's the cost of filters that are really killing me. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
1781 | You're the woman I've been looking for. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1782 | My! What a big vacuum cleaner you have! | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
1783 | Your research on cosmic dust is commendable but this neighbor abhors a vacuum. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
1784 | Should we address the elephant in the room? | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1785 | I’ll pay the electric bill difference if you start doing this during the day. | 1.2692 | 0.05055 | 78 | 57 | 21 | 0 |
1786 | `It's not what it looks like...` | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
1787 | That loud noise really sucks. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
1788 | As your downstairs neighbor I don't want to hit the ceiling, but turn that on again and I will! | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
1789 | I think we need to set some boundaries for your husband, Mrs. Clean. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
1790 | Where can I get one? | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1791 | Sorry! I didn’t think I would wake you. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1792 | Any chance this is the last takeoff for the night?!? | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
1793 | He just satisfies me, Gary, in a way you just can’t understand. | 1.2688 | 0.06512 | 93 | 77 | 7 | 9 |
1794 | Cat and ceiling fan collisions don't 'just happen'. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
1795 | Can I have the correct spelling of your name for the tombstone | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
1796 | I think my husband got sucked up when I was doing the couch. | 1.2687 | 0.04873 | 134 | 106 | 20 | 8 |
1797 | Both nature and I abhor a vacuum especially at 2am! | 1.2685 | 0.05520 | 108 | 86 | 15 | 7 |
1798 | So that's my compitition? | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1799 | It ate my Roomba again. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
1800 | Your vacuum is sucking my life away. | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1801 | Didn't Bezos just take that to space? | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
1802 | And they say size doesn’t matter. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
1803 | I know, it really sucks! | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1804 | ‘…. and most importantly Martha you have hardwood floors!’ | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1805 | Good God, if this is what it's like tonight, I'd hate to see what that thing looks like on a full moon! | 1.2680 | 0.04973 | 97 | 73 | 22 | 2 |
1806 | Yes, that's my new once-a-year to empty- the- bag vacuum. | 1.2676 | 0.05659 | 71 | 53 | 17 | 1 |
1807 | Is that the 2021 version of the Hoover, now called the Biden with an inflated price and lots of hot air? | 1.2676 | 0.06937 | 71 | 57 | 9 | 5 |
1808 | I haven't slept in four days. Come get your Keurig. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
1809 | Pinkie is missing. | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
1810 | Hepafilter or not, I keep getting slammed into the downstairs ceiling every time you turn it on. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
1811 | But you said bigger isn't always better. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
1812 | So you’re that deaf housekeeper everyone keeps talking about | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
1813 | OKAY! I'll never give you a household appliance as a gift again! | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1814 | You mind turning that thing off, it keeps sucking me onto the ceiling. | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1815 | My cat is stuck to the ceiling below you. | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1816 | It grows larger every week | 1.2673 | 0.05610 | 101 | 80 | 15 | 6 |
1817 | Who's hoover? | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1818 | You know Alice,I was just thinking .I haven’t seen Roscoe in a long while. | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1819 | It's 3 in the morning, ma'am. The size of the thing is the least of my problems. | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1820 | Hoover? I hardly knew her! | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1821 | Can you turn it off so I can get my dog off the ceiling? | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
1822 | May I please have my blanket back! | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1823 | You really suck. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
1824 | Thank God! I thought that giant sucking sound was the universe commenting on my life! | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
1825 | Have you seen my dog, Mrs. McNally? Or for that matter, my wife? | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1826 | Jeff, I don’t normally give reviews, but this thing REALLY sucks! | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
1827 | I'll see your vacuum cleaner and raise it my coffee grinder. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
1828 | Okay, listen here, Miss-Holy Shamoly!! Is that the Hoover Deluxe Super Sucker 5000,000 ?? | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
1829 | Man, this really sucks. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
1830 | You know, building rules say that vacuum cleaners cannot exceed a height of 10 feet. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1831 | Im starting to feel that you really suck more than any other neighbor. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
1832 | No you can't hear noise inside a vacuum, why'd you ask? | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
1833 | Could you do my place next? | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
1834 | A little loud!?! Every dog in the complex is going off! | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
1835 | The Mother of all vacuums. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1836 | Umm. How much dirt can you possibly have? | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
1837 | Well it sucks for me too | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1838 | For cryin’ out loud: that thing sucks big time! | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
1839 | My husband is the lead scientist in charge of "Special Projects" for the military. I don't like it either. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1840 | Please! You're scaring my triceratops. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
1841 | Vacuum? What vacuum? | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
1842 | No. I don't have an electric outlet either. | 1.2655 | 0.05624 | 113 | 92 | 12 | 9 |
1843 | Size & suction matters honey | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1844 | Somehow, you still suck more | 1.2653 | 0.04712 | 98 | 73 | 24 | 1 |
1845 | How much longer is the factory warranty? | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1846 | OK you broke me. Here are all the State secrets… | 1.2651 | 0.05167 | 83 | 62 | 20 | 1 |
1847 | have you thought about cordless? | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
1848 | Can I borrow that vacuum? | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
1849 | I know she's in here somewhere. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
1850 | Can I borrow a cup of dust? | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
1851 | Have you tried warm milk? | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
1852 | Well, it’s not going to suck itself. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
1853 | I believe you have my will to live. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
1854 | I live next door to the dog shelter down the block. | 1.2650 | 0.05346 | 117 | 94 | 15 | 8 |
1855 | I know I said our divorce would leave you with a vacuum, I just didn't think you'd take it literally. | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1856 | Is that your vacuum bag blocking the trash chute? | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1857 | Clean up your act! | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1858 | It’s the new Dirt Devil - Delta Variant | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
1859 | Well, that explains it I guess. | 1.2647 | 0.04606 | 102 | 76 | 25 | 1 |
1860 | I hate to complain Marge ... | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
1861 | There’s no air downstairs. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1862 | ...what vacuum cleaner? | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
1863 | But what REALLY sucks is your attitude. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1864 | Can I borrow your vacuum cleaner? | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
1865 | I’m moving on to bigger and better things | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
1866 | Oh, okay. I thought you had a wood chipper in here. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1867 | Lady, now I can say your vacuum REALLY sucks at 2 am. | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1868 | Get used to it. It is noisy and it sucks. | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
1869 | Can I borrow that thing? My life is a mess | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
1870 | It’s 1am Janet. I’m here for your intervention. | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
1871 | My name's Naitcher. I abhor your vacuum. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
1872 | I slept better when you were dating the Roomba. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
1873 | I am your upstairs neighbor. Please warn me when you turn that on because I just got sucked to the floor and dragged along your sweep pattern. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
1874 | I'm here to say the world's largest vacuum cleaner was a bad idea. | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
1875 | I assume you have cats? | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
1876 | You're one floor up. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1877 | Nature and your neighbor abhor a vacuum. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1878 | Hi, I’m your neighbor from across the street. Do you even KNOW what time it is? | 1.2632 | 0.06849 | 76 | 62 | 8 | 6 |
1879 | Aha! Just as I suspected | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
1880 | I need my suit cleaned,can you help me? | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
1881 | I'm sorry. Your actions don't occur in a vacuum; they affect everyone else here, too! | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
1882 | Can you bring the suction down a bit. Our dog is stuck on the ceiling | 1.2632 | 0.05419 | 76 | 57 | 18 | 1 |
1883 | They were out of sage | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
1884 | I’ve got aspirations too you know. | 1.2632 | 0.05837 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
1885 | Do you always fall for suckers? | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1886 | I see you're big on late-night cleaning. | 1.2626 | 0.05847 | 99 | 80 | 12 | 7 |
1887 | So what do you think of my Peter Lorre impression? | 1.2626 | 0.05847 | 99 | 80 | 12 | 7 |
1888 | Not sure what your late husband thought about it, but night-time cleaning is a no-no | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1889 | Let me take a wild guess, insomniac? | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1890 | I asked for a large dirt bag. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1891 | May I speak to the giant of the house? | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1892 | I thought you were bigger than that. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
1893 | I am trying to sleep. Can you please blast your music instead? | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
1894 | Does your husband know about this? | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
1895 | I told you not to buy it at Costco | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
1896 | I have a lot of cats. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
1897 | Big Vacuum Energy | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
1898 | I know, but it is a big job. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1899 | After he puts the blue ox to bed, tell him I'd like a word with him." | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1900 | The noise is no problem...it's the plaster disappearing from my ceiling | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
1901 | It's so loud I can't hear my own vacuuming. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1902 | There's no vacuum in my life without you. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1903 | No, Governor Cuomo. Resigning would be a more effective way to clean up your mess. | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
1904 | Did you happen to see my wife when you hoovered the hall? | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1905 | Morris. One floor down. I think you have my cat. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1906 | I wish you didn’t suck so bad. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1907 | Ok Carol I submit, no more dinner parties on weeknights, now will you PLEASE turn it off! | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1908 | You wouldn't need such a big vacuum if you hadn't gotten that massive red dog! | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1909 | For the last time, stop vacuuming like there's no tomorrow, for many of us it is tomorrow! | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1910 | I've been looking for that everywhere. | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1911 | We're finished, Alice. I can't date a woman who cheats on me with a vacuum. | 1.2609 | 0.06348 | 92 | 76 | 8 | 8 |
1912 | You have a BIG house! | 1.2609 | 0.05106 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
1913 | The noise I can take, but my butterfly mobile is missing! | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
1914 | I have the apartment below yours. Can we make a deal? You try vacuuming during the day when I'm at work, and I'll try sleeping at night. | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
1915 | Have you seen Elon? | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1916 | Why do I feel you're hiding something? | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1917 | Sorry I woke you -- I was just vacuuming. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
1918 | If this continues we'll have a dust-up. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
1919 | Have you seen my chandelier? | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
1920 | You sucked up my white noise machine. | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1921 | Morning Becomes Electrolux | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
1922 | Why are you knocking on my door so late? | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
1923 | But it's also five times as loud. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
1924 | May I borrow your vacuum? I have a Spyder in my bathtub. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
1925 | And is this the last of the quarantine purchases? | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
1926 | Enough! We get it. You're dating a New York Giant. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
1927 | Exactly what I envisioned! | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
1928 | We can't keep meeting like this. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
1929 | Sorry,he's not home at the moment. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
1930 | I'll double whatever they're paying you to test that thing | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
1931 | May I borrow your instant pot? I'm having a hot tub party. | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
1932 | . “Ok Lady MacBeth, the spot is gone and some of us need to sleep.” | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
1933 | My Mum used to always say ' leave the dust for the morning'. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1934 | Apparently size does matter. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
1935 | The adage, ’Cleanliness is next to godliness.’ is an axiom, not a nightly imperative! | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
1936 | I know this past year or so has sucked big time. But do you have to be so literal? | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
1937 | So sorry. Did my vacuuming wake you??? | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
1938 | I thought you said size doesn't matter. | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
1939 | You can borrow it, but it’s still too small to clean up your sadness | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
1940 | I won't be able to sleep until we talk about the giant vacuum in our lives. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
1941 | This isn’t what I meant when I suggested we get a sound machine. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1942 | well you shouldn't have knocked on my ceiling with such a big broom! | 1.2589 | 0.05190 | 112 | 89 | 17 | 6 |
1943 | Lie down here. | 1.2589 | 0.04702 | 112 | 86 | 23 | 3 |
1944 | You know, your roommate really sucks. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
1945 | Have you seen Bruno? | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1946 | When you said there was a big vacuum in the house, I thought you meant between us. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1947 | I know it’s sucks, but it sure is loud. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1948 | I can see we have different ideas of what it means to have a power vacuum in the building. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
1949 | Sorry, run that by me again, did you say you ordered it from “the” Amazons? | 1.2588 | 0.05063 | 85 | 64 | 20 | 1 |
1950 | Don’t deny that there’s no vacuum in the room” | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
1951 | If this is a power play, you win. All the building fuses are blown. | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
1952 | I'd rather you went back to your music | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1953 | No, Susan. My shoulders are still sore from last time. Find a step stool. | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
1954 | You're my least favorite neighbor | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
1955 | Hoover you think you are? | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1956 | Taking cleanliness to new heights, are we? | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
1957 | It like the opening of “Saving Private Ryan” up there!! | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
1958 | Sorry to call you this late, but I swear there’s something wrong with it. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1959 | The noise isn't a problem, buy my sheets keep getting sucked to the ceiling. | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
1960 | There must be another way to mask orgasms. | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1961 | It’s a HUGE deal! | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1962 | If you want, I can stand on your shoulders and reach it and vacuum for you. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1963 | That thing really, really sucks. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1964 | I don’t blame the dog for barking at this one. | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1965 | Could you at least take up the drums at this hour? | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
1966 | I just wanted to thank you for not vacuuming in your high heels. The noise was killing me! | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1967 | You can come downstairs and help me get my rug off the ceiling. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1968 | Have you tried vacuuming in the daylight? | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1969 | A hundred dust bunnies rabbit-punched me in the dark. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1970 | Everything in my apartment is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1971 | I came to get my chandelier back. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1972 | Would you happen to know why my wife is stuck to our ceiling? | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1973 | You suck! You realllllly suck! | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1974 | My Roomba and I are trying to get some sleep | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1975 | did you happen to see my Saint Bernard while you were vacuuming the halls | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
1976 | Do you realize the scientific irony of your vacuum filling up so much space? | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
1977 | It sucked up the spilled Viagra. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
1978 | Sorry to bother you, but have you seen my parakeet | 1.2574 | 0.05912 | 101 | 83 | 10 | 8 |
1979 | Is this because I stepped on your Roomba at the last dinner party? | 1.2574 | 0.04804 | 101 | 77 | 22 | 2 |
1980 | It works just as well in the morning | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
1981 | We have a situation! | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
1982 | No, it’s not the noise. It’s my connected roomba searching for products to enlarge itself that bothers me.. | 1.2571 | 0.04885 | 105 | 81 | 21 | 3 |
1983 | Finally the right house. | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
1984 | Hi Sally. My cousin Mick, the one in the confetti business, is over at my place. Mind if I borrow your broom and dustpan? | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
1985 | Hi, I'm from downstairs, do you have my apartment up here? | 1.2571 | 0.06956 | 70 | 57 | 8 | 5 |
1986 | I'm looking for my cat, Pudgy. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
1987 | I see the home steroid regimen worked during lockdown. | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
1988 | I still mean it when I said size doesn’t matter | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
1989 | Do mine next. | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
1990 | How many dogs did you say you had? | 1.2568 | 0.06682 | 74 | 60 | 9 | 5 |
1991 | Your... FAUCET... is... DRIPPING! | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
1992 | Did my vacuuming wake you up? | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
1993 | No,I am NOT imagining things! | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
1994 | Lady,the lease says ‘No Vacuums over 10 lbs!’ | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
1995 | We really need to talk about the vacuum cleaner in the room | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
1996 | I'm sorry, my life is a big mess. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
1997 | Nature abhors a vacuum. I’m Nature. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
1998 | I got the hint | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
1999 | Well, after you turn it on, it takes about a week for my cat to release it's claws from my leg | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2000 | As an upstairs neighbor, you really suck! | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2001 | You win. Chick flick it is. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2002 | From what I could hear downstairs, I think your vacuum is due for an oil change. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2003 | Let me guess, "Go big and stay home", is your motto? | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2004 | Don't worry. He's too big to fail... | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2005 | Well Diane, your new boyfriend sucks! | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2006 | Sorry but it’s the only way to make the baby sleep. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2007 | It really sucks living below you. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2008 | Too nosey for you? | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2009 | Isn't it obvious? | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
2010 | Jeff Bezos called, he said he wants his rocket ship back. | 1.2561 | 0.06449 | 82 | 67 | 9 | 6 |
2011 | My lights are out.” | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2012 | Uh, hello. I’m your neighbor downstairs and ...I just lost a $200 bet. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2013 | I can't do anything. It's achieved autonomy. | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2014 | Well, you DID say you wanted my home to look cleaner, right | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2015 | I’ve had some great neighbors but you really suck. | 1.2558 | 0.05013 | 86 | 65 | 20 | 1 |
2016 | Madame, I believe my chandelier is stuck in there | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2017 | Have you seen Muffin? | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2018 | I'm afraid to leave, I'm afraid to stay... | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2019 | I hope it makes the same noise through your floor as your snoring does through my ceiling. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2020 | Did you happen to hear a large sucking sound? | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2021 | We can hear that thing all over the building - it really sucks! | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2022 | Lady, size may nor matter, but time of day matters. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2023 | Mi vecino tratando de dormir y yo limpiando a las 2 de la mañana. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2024 | This is not a romantic comedy and we are not meeting cute! | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2025 | Lady, your vacuuming is overwhelming. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2026 | Did you order a five foot dirt bag? | 1.2556 | 0.06030 | 90 | 73 | 11 | 6 |
2027 | A was wakened from a deep sleep by a giant sucking sound... | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2028 | TURN IT OFF!!!! MY BED IS ON THE CEILING AGAIN!!!!! | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2029 | Hi, i live downstairs, I think your vacuum cleaner has my duvet | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2030 | Your cleaning habits really suck. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2031 | Stop saying, "Yes I agree this really sucks." | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2032 | I know Goliath is here and I want to speak with him. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2033 | The tap shoes of whoever pushes it are too loud. | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
2034 | My wife is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
2035 | You suck in more ways than one. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
2036 | But I'm not from the apartment directly below you - I'm from an apartment in the next building! | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
2037 | I think my chandelier is in your vacuum. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
2038 | I know it’s late but Mr. Hoover and I don’t like to go to bed angry. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
2039 | Wow, that's it! Ross Perot predicted the giant sucking sound years ago. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
2040 | I could help you park that in the Meadowlands. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
2041 | I guess the dog really was right about the vacuum | 1.2549 | 0.05692 | 102 | 83 | 12 | 7 |
2042 | Is this for not inviting you over to my birthday drinks? | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
2043 | And I thought Hoover Dam was big! | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
2044 | ‘Jurassic vacuums are nocturnal?’ That’s all you’re gonna say? | 1.2542 | 0.07087 | 59 | 47 | 9 | 3 |
2045 | The earmuffs you recommended don't fit. | 1.2542 | 0.05133 | 118 | 95 | 16 | 7 |
2046 | And you said nothing could suck more than the current state of affairs. | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2047 | I’ve got a dust ball under my bed that would like to challenge that thing to a fight. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2048 | I live 15 stories down. I don't like to complain, but your vacuum awakened me from a deep sleep, caused my wife to have a nervous breakdown and my cat to jump to her death from our balcony. Please use it during daylight hours. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2049 | I'm telling you this guy is a professional. Cut the cord now before he cleans you out | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2050 | Sorry to disturb you. I want to ask you, do you also hear the sound of hell? | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2051 | Can you turn off your vacuum? Our cat is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2052 | Well this sucks, doesn't it. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2053 | Are you trying to wake the dead? | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2054 | I’m missing my ceiling fan. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2055 | And…..you don’t even have a rug! | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2056 | Okay, Hoover. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2057 | At least something sucks around here. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2058 | Actually, it doesn’t suck nearly as much as the last year and a half. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2059 | I'm tired of sucking things up. | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2060 | This is apparently bigger than both of us we can just sweep it under the carpet | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2061 | Now I know where all your pets are! | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2062 | Did it come with ear muffs? | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
2063 | It just makes me feel small and inadequate. | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2064 | Gregor, what have you turned into now?! | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2065 | You are literally sucking the life outta me | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2066 | Suck it, Brad. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2067 | I don't care how big your dust bunnies are. | 1.2530 | 0.05098 | 83 | 63 | 19 | 1 |
2068 | Yeah, covid sucks a big one. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2069 | Due to my sleep deprived state, I can not be responsible for your imminent murder. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2070 | …well mostly just a regular diet of carpet fiber and table scraps. | 1.2530 | 0.05098 | 83 | 63 | 19 | 1 |
2071 | Well this is beyond a passive aggressive response to my party last night | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2072 | Do you like this robe? | 1.2529 | 0.06378 | 87 | 72 | 8 | 7 |
2073 | I'm sorry the giant blue ox is shedding, but I have to insist you stop vacuuming by 10 pm. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2074 | So you're saying that they call it the, "New Normal"? Mmhmm. Yeah, well, it really sucks. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2075 | There's a huge vacuum in my life. | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2076 | And I thought the rock band that proceeded you was bad. | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2077 | Honey, I thought you would be thrilled with your birthday present. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2078 | No, I'm not familiar with the expression "go big or go home." | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2079 | Sorry to bother you but could you turn that off? My cat is tuck to the ceiling! | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2080 | I've just invented a time machine that can clean your house. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2081 | Oh wow. And I thought I was about to make a sweeping generalization. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2082 | It’s 1a.m & my bedding is on the ceiling !! | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2083 | Who's a dirty boy? | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2084 | I can hear you two upstairs." | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2085 | Yes, philosophically I agree that life currently feels like a big vacuum, but at the moment, yours is keeping me awake. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2086 | You want me to suck it up, Harriet? I'll suck it up all right. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2087 | It was only a cute dust buster a couple of days ago, but after I fed it a post-midnight snack, it became a gremlin vacuum. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2088 | Ok! No more mansplaining! | 1.2527 | 0.04840 | 91 | 69 | 21 | 1 |
2089 | It's bigger than your mom's. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2090 | I’ve already got a giant suck up… | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
2091 | You're obviously as oblivious about the time as you are the magnitude of your dust problem. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
2092 | There goes the neighborhood. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2093 | Well you tell ‘Vackie’ to keep it down or I’m going to return with Mrs. Shears! | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2094 | So that’s your solution to our rodent problem? | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2095 | Time to stop drinking. I just can't deal with these late night dust-ups. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2096 | I assumed those beans on the carpet were edibles. | 1.2526 | 0.04725 | 95 | 72 | 22 | 1 |
2097 | It beats as it sweeps as it cleans! | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2098 | Well it's touching to hear from another insomniac | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
2099 | That's all right then, as long as it's not a 747 landing pad. | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2100 | Sorry. Heard a loud noise that I thought worthy of a knock. | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2101 | Rhonda finally showed Bill just how much he sucked. | 1.2524 | 0.05641 | 103 | 84 | 12 | 7 |
2102 | I'm your neighbor from three floors down | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
2103 | Please go back to the Konmari method! | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
2104 | Sorry, I've been watching the Olympics | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
2105 | Does your vacuum have a sleep mode? | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
2106 | Carol, this is why I said I didn’t want to date my upstairs neighbor. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
2107 | Can we talk about the elephant instead? | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2108 | I've got a lot to clean up in my life. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2109 | No, it's not the noise. None of my cats have come back home tonight and I was wondering if you had seen them. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2110 | I’m happy for your floors but trying to sleep really sucks too. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2111 | My poodle just got sucked through the ceiling... Is she here? | 1.2500 | 0.06101 | 88 | 72 | 10 | 6 |
2112 | My toothbrush is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
2113 | Please debag my partner and my Golden Doodle. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2114 | Sorry,the sheep kept shedding. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2115 | Could I borrow a cup of sugar? | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2116 | I'll see your 'Cleanliness is Next to Godliness' and raise you a 'Silence is Golden'. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2117 | Noise? Yeah. And my living room furniture being on the ceiling. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2118 | Karen could you just start getting cats?! | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2119 | If this were a New Yorker cartoon I'd have a clever broadside for you and your mutant vacuum. But, since it isn't, kindly go fuck off for waking me | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
2120 | Honey,I sucked the kids. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2121 | 'Your snoring is worse, Marvin' | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2122 | We get it - you hate dogs. | 1.2500 | 0.05046 | 84 | 64 | 19 | 1 |
2123 | You have a sportscar to overcompensate. You do you. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2124 | Did you see my cat? | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2125 | It’s your turn dear. Don’t forget to empty it. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2126 | Does it, by any chance, have a beater bar? | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2127 | Just some cake with currants that I dropped. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2128 | We don’t mind the noise it’s the wind that bothers us! | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
2129 | It's sucks my dishes up to the ceiling, but it still won't get the cat hair out of your rug. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2130 | Can’t you keep it down, it’s after 11 and it sounds like you’re cleaning the floor with a 10 ft tall vacuum ! | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2131 | Ihis sucks, I can't sleep. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2132 | 4C and 3C are both on vacation. I'm from 2C. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2133 | Big house. Long time to clean. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2134 | I'm not usually one to complain, but you just sucked my chandelier into your vacuum cleaner. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2135 | Yes it’s 2AM and you’re upset & yes it has a HEPA filter, but still; Where’s your mask? | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2136 | Well played…but wait till you here the blender I just bought “ | 1.2500 | 0.06289 | 80 | 65 | 10 | 5 |
2137 | May I have my wife back? | 1.2500 | 0.05046 | 84 | 64 | 19 | 1 |
2138 | The noise up here really sucks. | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2139 | It's not as big as I thought | 1.2500 | 0.04916 | 88 | 67 | 20 | 1 |
2140 | You have vacuumed my soul, and I want it back! | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2141 | Could I borrow a cup of dust? | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
2142 | Haven't you ever heard of downsizing? | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2143 | Do you have a vacuum cleaner I can borrow? | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2144 | Would you mind turning it off for a minute? My wife is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2145 | He had a great demonstration | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
2146 | I know it's a little late, but my Roomba wants to dock with the mothership! | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2147 | I said get the strongest vacCINE not get the strongest vacCUM. | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
2148 | OK fine Mildred, size IS subjective! | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2149 | So you finally got rid of the elephant in the room. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2150 | Domestic Kafka | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2151 | But you said size doesn’t matter | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2152 | So, I see you chose a new vacuum over a TV. Anything good on? | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2153 | Oops! I thought you were alone | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2154 | Would you like to have dinner with me tomorrow? | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
2155 | The COOP Board has restrictions on everything, including that. | 1.2476 | 0.05544 | 105 | 86 | 12 | 7 |
2156 | I think you have my chandelier again. | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
2157 | Your vacuume sucks big time! | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
2158 | Haven't I told you before? Neighbors abhor a vacuum! | 1.2474 | 0.05682 | 97 | 79 | 12 | 6 |
2159 | Somehow it's different when you do it. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2160 | Uh, Mrs Perot? Some of the neighbors are complaining about a great sucking noise... | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2161 | I thought the last neighbors sucked. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2162 | Wow. That’s exactly what I thought it was. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2163 | Sorry for the noise, neighbor, but this one just sucks better than my husband | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2164 | We’re at the end of the line | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2165 | I can't sleep. I keep hearing someone screaming, "Help me, I'm living in a vacuum." | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2166 | I don't care that it's' "Best-Rated" by Consumer Reports magazine. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2167 | Sorry, the lease clearly states that only canister vaccums less than 30 pounds are permitted. He'll have to go in the morning. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2168 | All I said was that I fantasized about hiding your old one. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2169 | Dam, that’s some Hoover! | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2170 | My sleep abhors that vacuum. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2171 | Can I borrow an Ambien? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2172 | Good evening. I believe that my dining room chandelier might be in your vacuum cleaner bag. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2173 | A five-star review doesn’t mean you use it overnight. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2174 | I said that this summer has ‘big vax‘ energy, not ‘big vacs’ energy. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2175 | No, I can't turn it off. I bought it specifically to annoy you. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2176 | I meant to attach a love note to that string . | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2177 | Hey, after Jack made off with the goose and golden harp I’m lucky to have gotten anything at all! | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2178 | Have you seen Barky? He was running down the hall again. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2179 | but it has a whose house HEPA filter! | 1.2471 | 0.06462 | 85 | 71 | 7 | 7 |
2180 | I got this carpet as a courtesy to you, so really you should be thanking me. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2181 | Alice thinks she dropped one of her pills lat night | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2182 | Is bob here it’s bowling night.” “I think he’s in the vacuum. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2183 | Your upright is keeping me up nights." | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2184 | Sorry to bother you, but my ceiling chandelier has disappeared! | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
2185 | Could I have my wife back? | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2186 | It just keeps getting bigger. | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2187 | This is great, you couldn’t sleep either? Come on in, I’ll get us some wine | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2188 | No, I’ve not seen your cat this afternoon. Why? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2189 | Shouldn’t we be wearing masks? | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
2190 | Well, Mr. Roomba, he doesn’t wander off. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2191 | You are way over the nighttime decibel allowance. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2192 | I take pride in being the biggest dirt bag in the neighborhood. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2193 | Why yes, I do watch late night infomercials. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2194 | Quarantine sucks…. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2195 | No , vacuum cleaner may not resolve a sense of emptiness… | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2196 | What have you been feeding that thing? | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
2197 | How the heck do you even push that huge thing? | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
2198 | A lawyer for the governor? You're going to need a bigger metaphorical vacuum. | 1.2468 | 0.06705 | 77 | 64 | 7 | 6 |
2199 | What? At least he does his part cleaning the place. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2200 | Would it possible to find another cure for insomnia? | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2201 | Could I have my bedroom furniture back, please. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2202 | The salesman said I should go big or go home. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2203 | I like big sucks and I cannot lie. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2204 | No, I'm not reaching for the 'on' button until the morning. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2205 | That's a big sucker. Lotto by chance? | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2206 | As it's a warm night, I do hope my ceiling fan isn't disturbing you. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2207 | You know what else sucks royally? | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2208 | You know these walls are paper thin. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2209 | How does your giant husband get through this door? | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2210 | We were on a break, Charles! | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2211 | Have I tracked down H. Ross Perot's 'giant sucking sound'? | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2212 | It's scaring off the sheep I'm counting. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2213 | #DontMessWithTexas | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2214 | Have you seen my wife? She said she was coming up here to complain about the noise an hour ago. | 1.2460 | 0.04871 | 126 | 102 | 17 | 7 |
2215 | I know you enjoy working in a vacuum but it's starting to negatively impact others. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2216 | My air conditioner is now a ceiling fan! | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2217 | I can only use it during non-peak hours. | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
2218 | You just sucked up my bedroom… | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
2219 | It looks like I'm not the only one who sucks the air out of the room! | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
2220 | Yes, well, Nature still abhors a vacuum. | 1.2449 | 0.04601 | 98 | 75 | 22 | 1 |
2221 | Yet you never pick up the check. | 1.2449 | 0.05813 | 98 | 81 | 10 | 7 |
2222 | Thanks to you, my wife has another headache. | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
2223 | To make it really annoying, could you wait until there’s a full moon. | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
2224 | Oh sorry. From downstairs is sounded like giant vacuum. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2225 | I can’t find my cat again. | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
2226 | I'm in 3C right below you. Can you shut that down. My cat is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2227 | I don't know what noise you're talking about!! | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2228 | There appears to be a giant power vacuum in our home, hon. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2229 | Yes it's loud, but try to have some perspective. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2230 | I left my MEGASUCKER 5000 in the lobby - you seen it? | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2231 | Let me guess, your vacuum came as a gift from Troy? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2232 | I’m sorry to bother you, but would mind using your regular vacuum cleaner at night? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2233 | The ad said, “Never needs to be emptied.” | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2234 | Look, I live just below you, and well... now all my dirt is on my ceiling | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2235 | Have you seen my cat, my shoes, my armchair, my kitchen sink? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2236 | No,it was crystal—a crystal chandelier. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2237 | Does it only operate on night vision? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2238 | I know. My roommate sucks. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2239 | My cat is stuck to the ceiling again. Do you mind warning us when you’re cleaning next time? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2240 | Because doing the housework at night helps me to keep things in perspective. | 1.2442 | 0.06175 | 86 | 71 | 9 | 6 |
2241 | Please stop. It's sucking the paint off my ceiling. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2242 | What have you done with my pants? | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2243 | Well, at least I took off my heels this time | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2244 | Is this a bad time? | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2245 | Stop complaining! You didn't like my music, so I covered up the sound. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2246 | So, you really could suck the chrome off a bumper... | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2247 | …and I thought I was dreaming about a giant sucking sound | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2248 | You know they make a cordless version now… | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
2249 | All of my sheep have been shorn. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2250 | Can I try? | 1.2436 | 0.06626 | 78 | 65 | 7 | 6 |
2251 | why suck the joy out of life for whole building? | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2252 | Can you PLEASE close your drapes, that light by the window is keeping me up! | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2253 | I gotta hand it to you. Never thought you'd get him in there. But we've got a snag. Alice wants to reconcile. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2254 | Whoosh, all gone | 1.2436 | 0.05221 | 78 | 60 | 17 | 1 |
2255 | " Read the instructions, the "Magnum Super XLSX" is for daytime use only! | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2256 | Let's not mention the elephant in the room. | 1.2436 | 0.06370 | 78 | 64 | 9 | 5 |
2257 | Yes, cleanliness is next to godliness but not at 5:00 A.M. | 1.2436 | 0.05221 | 78 | 60 | 17 | 1 |
2258 | I want my ceiling light back. | 1.2436 | 0.06626 | 78 | 65 | 7 | 6 |
2259 | I want my extension cord back. Right now, please. | 1.2436 | 0.06370 | 78 | 64 | 9 | 5 |
2260 | I can’t sleep | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2261 | It’s just that my life kind of sucks right now. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2262 | I love all this white noise. Thank you, really. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2263 | I told the family I deserved an epic Mother’s Day gift this year. | 1.2436 | 0.06370 | 78 | 64 | 9 | 5 |
2264 | I couldn't sleep and was wondering if I could borrow your vacuum cleaner? | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2265 | Our chihuahua keeps getting stuck on the ceiling. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2266 | I didn't wake you up did I? | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2267 | What time does the flight depart? | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2268 | Well, I went to Costco to pick up a sheet cake… | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2269 | We need to address the elephant in the vacroom. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2270 | Is far as I know my vacuum is void of any noise. | 1.2429 | 0.05162 | 70 | 53 | 17 | 0 |
2271 | He told me he doesn't live in a vacuum. I told him now you do. | 1.2429 | 0.06881 | 70 | 58 | 7 | 5 |
2272 | It's not the noise. It's being sucked from my bed to the ceiling. | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
2273 | Sorry for the noise, I can’t seem to turn the damn thing off. Of course they put the power switch on the top of the handle. | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2274 | Vaccum got way bigger than I thought. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2275 | That's a big Hoover. Damn ! | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2276 | I hate changing the bag too, but... | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2277 | Cleaned up all your mess. Are you satisfied? | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2278 | I’m speechless | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
2279 | Turn it the fuck off. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
2280 | Did you hear that? I could’ve sworn I heard a sonic vroom. | 1.2421 | 0.04665 | 95 | 73 | 21 | 1 |
2281 | Hi, I'm Bob from TWO B. Your vacuum just sucked up our dog. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2282 | Yeah well, at least he doesn't suck as much as you, Gary. | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
2283 | Do you need me to help you vacuum? | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2284 | Look, I'm sorry I said what I did about the pet hair. OK? | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2285 | I got someone who would clean up after | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2286 | Let me tell you about the last guy who complained… | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
2287 | Finally you admit it: size is everything. | 1.2419 | 0.07517 | 62 | 52 | 5 | 5 |
2288 | Cleanliness may be next to Godliness, but you are going to hell! | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2289 | I hear your flight landed. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2290 | I want my wife back!! | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2291 | Can I at least have my broom back? | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2292 | Hovering around me does not bring me moving in back with you! | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
2293 | It's a Shaquum. Got it at Costco. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2294 | I'm a night owl too, but this sucks! | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2295 | Happy birthday! A BIG vacuum for the little lady | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2296 | Do you really need the actual-size Dyson Cyclone? | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
2297 | It sounds like you've stopped wearing your CPAP again. | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
2298 | When I said I was big on white noise to help me sleep...this wasn't what I meant | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2299 | I could have sworn I heard a man's voice up here, too. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2300 | Stop victim blaming! | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2301 | Can I come in now that the dust has cleared? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2302 | You must have a tiny pussy. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2303 | No, I' live downstairs and my ceiling fan is missing ! | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2304 | Must you run your "Whirling Dervish 500" at midnight? | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2305 | Newer, bigger, smoother and quieter. I'm not buying it.. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2306 | Are you here to replace the vaccum in my life ? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2307 | You both suck! | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2308 | But we’re in love | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2309 | I know, I suck | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2310 | I think it ate my cat. | 1.2410 | 0.04723 | 83 | 63 | 20 | 0 |
2311 | Does it clean up neighborhoods, too? | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2312 | I thought you wanted to get vaxxed? | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2313 | I think you know how I got here. | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2314 | You're making a big mistake. Also, can I get my clothes? | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2315 | Need help changing the bag? | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2316 | Look at Marge all large and in charge at 2:00 am! At least you could have been naked. | 1.2405 | 0.06549 | 79 | 66 | 7 | 6 |
2317 | Monica Geller, I presume? | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2318 | It's not your vacuum per se, it's that it sucked my breakfast up to the ceiling. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2319 | Seriously, Agnes? As if this year didn't suck enough! | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2320 | Okay, take your best shot, but in the end she's just going to mop the floor with you. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2321 | Are you trying to get my attention ? | 1.2405 | 0.05164 | 79 | 61 | 17 | 1 |
2322 | Could you maybe pick it up again in the morning? | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2323 | Ok, Alice in Hooverland. Eat me! | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2324 | New viruses reap new modalities | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2325 | You're hoover sucks my dog to the ceiling. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2326 | What do I have to do to get a good night's sweep?! | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
2327 | For the last time it's not me! It won't even reach the outlet | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2328 | Can't you wait 'til spring? | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
2329 | That sucker is pulling the sheets right off my bed in my apartment downstairs. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2330 | I hate to break this to you, but noise matters too. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2331 | ‘I told you NOT to vacuum that ‘Drink Me’ stuff I spilled at your party!’ | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2332 | . “I’m to afraid to go outside and didn’t have your number. You want some coffee?” | 1.2396 | 0.05686 | 96 | 79 | 11 | 6 |
2333 | I’m still trying to clean up after 2020. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
2334 | Well, that explains the noise. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
2335 | This is the only white noise machine that works in this city | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2336 | If you're going to hoover at this time of night, at least close the curtains first. | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2337 | Linda,you bought another one of these? I thought we agreed to keep it to giant brooms after nine! | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2338 | This dirt bag, again? | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
2339 | Aha! It's a Hoover...Damn! | 1.2391 | 0.04731 | 92 | 71 | 20 | 1 |
2340 | The white noise helps me deal with the emptiness of the universe. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2341 | Do you realize that every time you plug it in, my alarm clock goes off? | 1.2391 | 0.05859 | 92 | 76 | 10 | 6 |
2342 | I also abhor it. | 1.2391 | 0.04731 | 92 | 71 | 20 | 1 |
2343 | I don't want to know! | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2344 | I'll give you a shoulder to stand on. | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2345 | The giant dust bunnies never kept me awake. | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2346 | Can you hook me onto the vacuum? | 1.2388 | 0.05248 | 67 | 51 | 16 | 0 |
2347 | I just wanted to live with something that sucked less than you. | 1.2388 | 0.06755 | 67 | 55 | 8 | 4 |
2348 | Why are you my neighbor? | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2349 | I just had a dream about Ross Perot. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2350 | You did say size matters | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2351 | First you throw a huge party. Now this. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2352 | I concede that is is faster, but my white noise machine is unable to muffle the sonic boom. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2353 | Enough already! You're sucking all the air out of my bedroom. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2354 | Is that the 2020 model? | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2355 | Huh. They say go big or go home. I guess you can have it all. | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
2356 | You seen my kid anywhere? | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2357 | Have you seen Harvey? He's a six-foot white dust bunny. | 1.2381 | 0.06250 | 84 | 70 | 8 | 6 |
2358 | The way I see it, you have a choice. | 1.2381 | 0.04967 | 126 | 104 | 14 | 8 |
2359 | I live in a vacuum. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2360 | The noise from your dildo is one thing, but this...!?! | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2361 | You do set the bar for cleaning very high, Susan | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2362 | It's not the noise, it's the being sucked up to the ceiling that's making it hard to sleep. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2363 | Even if Tiny does shed a lot, can't the vacuuming wait until morning? | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
2364 | have you seen my sleep mask? | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2365 | Well, the cat fur is gone. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2366 | I’m covered in cat hair. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2367 | It doubles as an art piece | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2368 | I told you this sucks big time. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2369 | „Well, he also cannot sleep.“ | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2370 | Could you feed your companion appliance at a more reasonable hour? | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2371 | I’ll trade you for my Roomba from Prime Day. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
2372 | My nature abhors a vacuum. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2373 | I can tolerate the noise but lifting the bed bothers me. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2374 | Sorry to knock on your door at 2 in the morning, but I thought a jet plane crashed into your apartment. | 1.2375 | 0.06225 | 80 | 66 | 9 | 5 |
2375 | I am not sure but I heard the same noise! | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2376 | Lady,you suck as a neighbor! | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2377 | The downstairs unit really sucks | 1.2375 | 0.06225 | 80 | 66 | 9 | 5 |
2378 | Can you tell your husband to suck it up and stop it with the noise? | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2379 | My hamster is missing. Any chance you’ve seen it? | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2380 | This sucks more than you realize | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2381 | Uh, we have matching robes | 1.2373 | 0.07388 | 59 | 49 | 6 | 4 |
2382 | My supervisor at NASA called me and informed me that a new Black Hole was discovered above my apartment. Please turn it off. | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
2383 | Umm I live above you and it sounds like you’re dragging a vacuum handle across the ceiling. | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
2384 | Honey. I can’t find the baby | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
2385 | That vacuum cleaner bag weighed at least 200 pounds. How did you get it downstairs? | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2386 | It's not the vacuum cleaner . It's the person that runs the vacuum cleaner. | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
2387 | Could you leave it on awhile? It drowns out the barking dogs. | 1.2368 | 0.06453 | 76 | 63 | 8 | 5 |
2388 | Could you please run your locomotive in the morning? | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
2389 | Now I see why living here sucks. | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
2390 | The noise is bad enough, but now it's sucking my light fixtures up thru the ceiling! | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2391 | Are you okay? Cause I'm not. | 1.2368 | 0.04909 | 76 | 58 | 18 | 0 |
2392 | At this point, 'Im willing to pay the three hundred bucks for a Dyson. | 1.2368 | 0.06453 | 76 | 63 | 8 | 5 |
2393 | I had a hunch you were sweeping with somebody else. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2394 | Really? | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2395 | You're upsetting my 600 pound dog. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2396 | Could you turn it off now? My couch is stuck to my ceiling. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2397 | My neighbors really suck! | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2398 | It's nature to abhor a vacuum at this hour! | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2399 | OK, I'm sorry I woke you up early with my new lawn tractor. | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
2400 | Sure looks like you're double Vac'd | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
2401 | So that elephant was real? | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2402 | Just wondering if there’s anything you could have possibly missed. | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2403 | Lady, do you and that dirtbag, Hoover, have to go at it every night??? | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2404 | I am not one to place blame, but my carpets and and curtains are on my ceiling. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2405 | I heard a giant sucking sound. | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2406 | Oh Boy, it is good that you have those eight foot ceilings! | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2407 | No can do Bob. I've gotta use it every hour to get the cost per use under a dollar | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2408 | Well, it's a big cat | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2409 | Where did you get that vibrator? | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2410 | Our guests won’t leave. How many people did you say it holds? | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2411 | Your vacuum cleaner sucks. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2412 | I heard it's been a while since you had your carpet cleaned. | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2413 | I haven’t seen your cat but I have a pretty good idea where he is. | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2414 | Don’t tell me that I should suck it up. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2415 | I’m most concerned about what’s inside it. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2416 | I needed one big enough to vacuum up all the ennui. | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
2417 | Yes,well it also sucks having you as a neighbor. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2418 | Have you seen my rug rats? | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2419 | Please take your clogs off when you vacuum at night! | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
2420 | ‘That’s Mi-Tyson’ | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
2421 | You knew me as Roomba. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
2422 | It's time to cut the cord! | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2423 | I had a few drinks with the guys and bought a space ship. | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2424 | I know, but I cleaned for a month. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2425 | Okay Hazel…let me try and put this nicely …ix-nay the giant acuum-vay, itch-bay | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2426 | I'll pay you if you agree to vacuum when I'm at work. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2427 | social vaccum could not be vaccumed | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2428 | Kong wants to borrow you vacuum again. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2429 | And how often do you have to change the bag? | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2430 | It was on special. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2431 | This sucks. He looks like a total dirtbag. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2432 | From downstairs, it only SOUNDS like it's 10 feet tall... could you wait 'til morning? | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2433 | Hey, no problem at all, big vacuums like that do tend to suck your brains right in and turn you into a thoughtless inconsiderate zombie | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2434 | This is the Tesla model vacuum cleaner. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2435 | Have you seen Oscar my Saint Bernard? I followed his saliva trail to your front door." | 1.2347 | 0.04303 | 98 | 75 | 23 | 0 |
2436 | Yes. I do have to vacuum with the biggest one I can find in the middle of the night. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2437 | Hi, I live downstairs. Have you seen a brass chandelier? | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2438 | I guess that explains where your family and furniture are. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2439 | Seriously quarantine is over | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2440 | I'm regretting that I sold you the Super Deluxe model. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2441 | I think the vacuum found that Viagra you lost. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2442 | Turn it off. It's sucked my chandelier half way through the ceiling. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2443 | I don't care what you think about NAFTA. The CC&Rs specifically forbid giant sucking sounds from midnight to 6 am. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2444 | Well,as a neighbor,you really suck! | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2445 | Would you mind vacuuming in the daytime only? Some of us humans prefer to sleep at night. | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2446 | Can’t you use your emotional support vacuum in the afternoon instead? | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
2447 | Sorry, must be the other neighbor." | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
2448 | Not trying to cause a dust up, but can you hold off until dawn? | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2449 | Hi. I'm Father Nature. I abhor a vacuum, too. | 1.2340 | 0.05745 | 94 | 78 | 10 | 6 |
2450 | On the one hand I'm happy for you that you could remove the large piles of cat hair. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2451 | I feel like you made the decision to buy it in a vacuum. | 1.2340 | 0.05745 | 94 | 78 | 10 | 6 |
2452 | Can you quiet down? I'm in the middle of a work meeting! | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2453 | would a jackhammer be more effective? | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2454 | If we were in England, I'd probably accuse you of Hoovering at 3:00am. | 1.2338 | 0.06639 | 77 | 65 | 6 | 6 |
2455 | I"m sorry. That wasn't the vacuum you heard. It was sex. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2456 | You sucked my chandelier | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2457 | Your new roommate sucks. | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2458 | Sorry to bother you, I’m your downstairs neighbour. It’s just that it sounds like you’re using a giant… oh… I see… Never mind. | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2459 | I know J. Edgar is loud. But he is neat and tidy and the best boy friend I ever had. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2460 | So your wife was sucked into the ceiling — what’s that got to do with me? | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2461 | It must have been viagra, I thought you dropped your allergy pills. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2462 | The dustpan is nagging me to death. Can we trade back? | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2463 | I preferred it when you played loud music. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2464 | Why, yes, I am Ross Perot's grand-daughter. Why do you ask? | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
2465 | I don't care how big it is, you shouldn't be making that kind of noise at 2 o'clock in the morning! | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2466 | I'd like my Times back. ...And, my cat. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2467 | We lost Roomba | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2468 | My roommate sucks | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2469 | I'm glad the bag is finally ready to empty but can't this wait until morning? | 1.2330 | 0.05380 | 103 | 85 | 12 | 6 |
2470 | I heard a scary noise and wanted to check that everything was ok. | 1.2329 | 0.06621 | 73 | 61 | 7 | 5 |
2471 | But it’s WHITE noise. It HELPS you sleep. | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
2472 | You realize the dog's in there, right? | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2473 | Just when I thought my neighbors couldn’t suck any harder. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2474 | It sounds louder than it looks. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2475 | You’ve got my chandelier again | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2476 | Have you seen my pit bull? | 1.2329 | 0.04981 | 73 | 56 | 17 | 0 |
2477 | I'm sorry, my dog will stop barking as soon as I can get him out of the vacum bag. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2478 | - Boy, this year really has sucked, big time. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2479 | I'm sorry but if it's you or him... I choose him. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2480 | Could I just buy you a Swifter? | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2481 | Sorry if he woke you, but any chance you've seen my Chihuahua, Barky? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2482 | ‘Listen…from upstairs….it sounds like you’ve got the world’s biggest vacuum cleaner’! | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2483 | Can I borrow that thing? My wife is being a real clod. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2484 | How can I sleep thinking about a cord that comes out of a handle? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2485 | You win, Alice. I'm leaving you. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2486 | Who's the best sucker? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2487 | Is that a hybrid? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2488 | Revenge of the leaf blower? At this hour of the morning? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2489 | This thing is bigger than you or me. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2490 | What was this noise and what is this thing in your living room? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2491 | Have you ever thought of buying a motorcycle instead? | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2492 | So, you decided against the super deluxe model | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2493 | A disproportionate reaction? At 5:30 A.M.? No. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2494 | I found the Viagra you dropped." | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2495 | I think I messed up the spell...again. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2496 | Is it spring? | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2497 | I would prefer that you vacuum between 8 am and 5 pm. | 1.2323 | 0.05529 | 99 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
2498 | Damn Karen!, your life doesn't suck that much.. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2499 | It’s just bigger than us | 1.2321 | 0.05227 | 112 | 93 | 12 | 7 |
2500 | Come on... honey... come closer... | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
2501 | Mrs. Goliath, could you vacuum earlier in the day? | 1.2319 | 0.06576 | 69 | 57 | 8 | 4 |
2502 | Could I use your vacuum? Mine isn't big enough to clean up the mess that is my life. | 1.2319 | 0.06576 | 69 | 57 | 8 | 4 |
2503 | I’ve just entered a world of suck | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
2504 | If only I had a toaster that size that I could drop in the bath tub | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2505 | It’s not you, it’s just my priorities have changed… | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
2506 | - “where are the children?” | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
2507 | Now I know why you moan a lot | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2508 | Please don't stop... My WiFi has never been better | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2509 | Look, Congress failed to extend the eviction moratorium. You and your giant vacuum have to be out of here by the end of tomorrow. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2510 | At least you're not mining Bitcoin. | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2511 | I had no idea when you told me to suck it up about my complaining of your noise | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2512 | My rug is on the ceiling again! | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2513 | Are you here for the blow job? | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
2514 | I don’t care if your electric rate is cheaper after midnight. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2515 | Two things, lady. It’s way to loud, and have you seen my dog? | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2516 | Did you get that at Costco? | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2517 | I believe I now know where your husband has disappeared to. | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2518 | But it really gets between the couch cushions! | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2519 | I couldn't care less if it's custom-made, I want it off my property. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2520 | I understand you had insomnia and decided to clean, but could you please just dust? | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2521 | Y’know, like werewolf? But vacuum. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2522 | Housing policy states no jet flights between 11 PM and 8 AM. | 1.2316 | 0.05689 | 95 | 79 | 10 | 6 |
2523 | It may be a toxic relationship Marcus but he still sucks less than you | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2524 | I don't know how it got out... | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2525 | Oh good, can I borrow that when you're done? My ceiling just caved in. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2526 | I’m sorry, it’s just that I can’t hear my conventionally sized TV downstairs. | 1.2316 | 0.04601 | 95 | 74 | 20 | 1 |
2527 | Could we mutually decide when is a good time to vacuum the rug? | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2528 | I can’t hear the neighbour’s bagpipes. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2529 | You suck more than your vacuum cleaner. | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
2530 | The silence of the vacuum. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2531 | You’ve ruined my popcorn ceiling. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2532 | I don’t care that it loves working via moonlight. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2533 | I'm assuming you realize you aren't living in a vacuum. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2534 | My bedspread is on the ceiling! | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2535 | Stop vacuuming, or I'll mop the floor with you. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2536 | I see your husband is back from the NBA playoffs. | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
2537 | You've vacuumed up my chandelier again. | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2538 | My vibrator is out of batteries. | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
2539 | You sucked up my dignity, again. | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2540 | My dog is absolutely terrified. | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2541 | WOULD YOU CONSIDER "CLEANING THE SWAMP" TOMORROW AFTERNOON??? | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
2542 | Haven't seen my roommate, have you? | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2543 | I thought you said a LITTLE late night vacuuming. | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2544 | Oh I’m sorry, did I wake, that really sucks!!! | 1.2308 | 0.04708 | 91 | 71 | 19 | 1 |
2545 | You didn't happen to see Martha ? | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2546 | I didn't know that's what you meant by "toxic cleansing" | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2547 | Can you keep it down, I'm trying to sweep? | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2548 | Excellent suction, yes. I believe you may have my wife in there. | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
2549 | It was quieter when I lived next to the airport. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2550 | Do you mind? I'm trying to lie in bed and stare at my phone! | 1.2300 | 0.05478 | 100 | 83 | 11 | 6 |
2551 | Yes, Tom, as I said, Dyson is going to outer space. | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2552 | I need to remind my cat who the boss is. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2553 | So what if all the dirt is stuck to the top of the room? At least it's covering the popcorn ceiling. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2554 | If my cat's in there you're in big trouble. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2555 | It can't sleep either? | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2556 | I'm not sure what I expected, that's exactly what it sounded like downstairs. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2557 | By the smell of things, I'm sure you can guess how scared doing this in the middle of the night makes Clifford! | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2558 | Let me introduce you to the dust buster. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2559 | I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd vacuum. Did I wake you up? | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2560 | What happened to sweeping things under the rug? | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2561 | And now Clifford won't stop barking. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2562 | You really know how to suck all the air out of the room. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2563 | Can't you just sweep God's waiting room? | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2564 | Your vacuum sucks so much | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2565 | I know, I know, what can I say... the infomercial was really compelling at 2am. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2566 | Why were you vacuuming at 2am?” “I wasn’t… I think he’s been stuck in there for a while this time. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2567 | Did Elon sell you that? | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2568 | I expected Branson or Bezos to open the door. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2569 | We’ve been inside for too long. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
2570 | No, I can't turn it off. It is programmed to stay on until it is all clean. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2571 | I knew it! | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2572 | Come on in, I'm sure I've got room for one more. | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
2573 | Did my walk-in shower arrive?? | 1.2297 | 0.06538 | 74 | 62 | 7 | 5 |
2574 | Your husband was so reasonable when I spoke to him about this last week. Is he here? | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
2575 | And it's not just the noise!... My Chihuahua keeps getting pulled up to the ceiling! | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2576 | I suppose your new boyfriend will start paying rent | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
2577 | No, I don't think the solution is a cat therapist. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2578 | That’s not the only thing that sucks | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
2579 | Good night room Good night giant vacuum Good night couch, and good night Claus Good night Clair, and good night noises everywhere | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
2580 | The maid quit | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2581 | She’s a 27 pound angora. I’m sure I heard her.She couldn’t just disappear. | 1.2295 | 0.06772 | 61 | 50 | 8 | 3 |
2582 | Can you please tell your Jolly Green husband to do that in the morning? | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2583 | Have you seen my Mother and father? | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2584 | You're sure you don't have a vacuum I could borrow? | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2585 | Jkkk | 1.2292 | 0.05635 | 96 | 80 | 10 | 6 |
2586 | How does it work on hardwood floors? | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2587 | Have you seen my Cavalier King Charles? I suspect he’s somewhere between my ceiling and your floor. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2588 | Okay, if you let me back in, I'll do the carpets | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2589 | You told me *I* could be the the first one to use the giant vacuum cleaner! | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2590 | It's the super duper pet hair capturer! My husband wants a cat. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2591 | Oh, I dunno. Maybe it's coming from your garbage disposal? | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2592 | Your obsession with our 31st president has gone too far this time, Linda! | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2593 | I don't mean to be this rude, but your roommate sucks. | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2594 | The sucking interferes with my Heavy Metal." | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2595 | Your dog wasn't exaggerating. | 1.2286 | 0.06490 | 70 | 58 | 8 | 4 |
2596 | Perhaps that is why the instructions said to change the filter bag every three months, not every three years. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2597 | You left me for that sucker | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2598 | Can I have my big vacuum back? | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2599 | Ya know, I don’t give a Dam even if you think it’s a Hoover, | 1.2283 | 0.05804 | 92 | 77 | 9 | 6 |
2600 | Please Mrs. Hoover, it is 3 am! | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2601 | Would it kill you to change the bag once in a while? | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2602 | I live below you. My furniture is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2603 | Apologies. He sucked up my protein shakes | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2604 | Your late night vacuuming sucks me out of bed! | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2605 | Why don’t you just tell the truth… you prefer IT to me! | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2606 | Can you just give me back my chandeliers? | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2607 | Sorry for the noise. Really had it with Ralph's clutter in here. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2608 | Sorry, I accidentally ordered the 800 Pound Oreck. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2609 | If you stop vacuuming at 3:00am I promise to quit my drums practices forever. | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2610 | You tell me I’m a big loud sucker and this is the company you keep? | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2611 | My fruit loops are all on the ceiling! | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
2612 | Vacuuming isn’t allowed before 9 | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2613 | I live in the apartment under yours. My furniture is stuck to the ceiling. | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2614 | That's a vacuum, not space, and I can clearly hear your husband screaming. | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
2615 | Let me guess: revenge for my on line Zumba classes? | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2616 | Sorry sir, I work during the day. I know it sucks. | 1.2273 | 0.04775 | 88 | 69 | 18 | 1 |
2617 | In the vacuum, no-one can hear you scream. | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
2618 | Hi. I'm your downstairs neighbor...from five floors below. | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
2619 | What do you mean we never talk about it? I don’t understand you at all! I’m perfectly fine with talking about it, but how did you ever know that it’s called The Elephant in the Room? | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
2620 | This is bigger than the both of us, Al. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2621 | You win. No more boiled cabbage. | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
2622 | You said this was going to be an amicable divorce - | 1.2273 | 0.04775 | 88 | 69 | 18 | 1 |
2623 | Mrs. Bunyan, when do you think your husband will go back to work…We all need some sleep | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
2624 | You seem to have a huge vacuum in your life at the moment | 1.2273 | 0.06403 | 66 | 54 | 9 | 3 |
2625 | Frankly, I don’t give a Dam. | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
2626 | Couldn’t we just have gotten the Roomba? | 1.2273 | 0.04775 | 88 | 69 | 18 | 1 |
2627 | Vacuum | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
2628 | Suck off! Please. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2629 | Deal. I'll put away my "dust blower" if you turn off your "dust sucker". | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2630 | Sorry to bother you, but my dog is REALLY unhappy. | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2631 | We've put this off long enough. I told you this job was bigger than the 2 of us. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2632 | The cat hasn’t left the bedroom in a month. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2633 | We lost power again! | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2634 | No, what really sucks is being your downstairs neighbor. | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2635 | I’m a male… do you mind telling me what that thing is? | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2636 | All we are is dust in the wind. | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2637 | Can I let your massive vacuum suck my massive member? | 1.2267 | 0.06458 | 75 | 63 | 7 | 5 |
2638 | Well I’d be done sooner if you’d help me change the bag. | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2639 | There was a huge vacuum in the house after you left. | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2640 | My cat sheds a LOT | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2641 | Cleaning up glitter is not permitted after 10pm. | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2642 | It's Blue Origin's newest model. I know, its unnecessarily big. | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2643 | Hi, i'm Gary and i live below you | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2644 | I'm your downstairs neighbor, Sam Nature, and I abhor your vacuum. | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2645 | Excuse me, but I'm Bill Jones from downstairs and my furniture is stuck to the ceiling!! | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2646 | I had a dream about Ross Perot. | 1.2262 | 0.04895 | 84 | 66 | 17 | 1 |
2647 | I don't suppose you'd consider taking your industrial level vacuuming to the Trump Tower and continuing it from there. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2648 | Can I have your phone number? | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2649 | And no, I won't empty it for you. | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2650 | Just so you know, you've left yourself wide open to abduction by blind alien creatures that use echolocation to hunt their prey. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2651 | mask to enter the sanitarium | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2652 | Is loss of depth perception a COVID-19 symptom? | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2653 | Fair, but if you can hear me vacuuming five floors down, would you please hold the elevator for me next time I’m five feet away saying “hold please”? | 1.2262 | 0.06416 | 84 | 72 | 5 | 7 |
2654 | Nature abhors you. Big time. | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2655 | 2 AM abhors a vacuum. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2656 | Can you keep it down? | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2657 | I can't sleep because of the loud noise coming from the people trapped in the vacuum cleaner | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
2658 | I know there's noise. Suck it up. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2659 | No vacuuming after 10 pm!! | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2660 | Make Cuomo’s mess fit. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2661 | I’m ok with the super loud Hoover, but I do miss Jim. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2662 | Take your noise complaints elsewhere. Can’t you tell a piece of art from a common household appliance? | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2663 | Could you please take of your shoes, I can literally hear every step you take ok? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2664 | When I said, "clean up your act", I didn't mean your ENTIRE act ! | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2665 | Please turn that thing off. My cats are stuck to the ceiling again. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2666 | Mr. Crowley had to confront his new upstairs neighbors. They really sucked! | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2667 | Sorry, I couldn’t wait to try my new LeBron vacuum! | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2668 | Do you mind? You're vibrating the whole building. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2669 | How did you get it to play Beethoven's Fifth? | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2670 | Can I borrow a cup of laudanum? | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2671 | I live downstairs. My bed hit the ceiling. | 1.2254 | 0.05382 | 71 | 56 | 14 | 1 |
2672 | I honestly thought it would be bigger | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2673 | Can I get you a smaller vacuum? | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2674 | I am ready to resume my connubial duties; plug me in | 1.2250 | 0.06156 | 80 | 67 | 8 | 5 |
2675 | Your white noise is not helping me sleep. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2676 | Trust me, vacuuming during the day won't help. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2677 | Harry. Downstairs. Remember me? My chandelier's gone missing and I thought you might have a clue. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2678 | Please vacuum before 1a.m | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2679 | I thought you’d be glad I was cleaning up after my day of DIY | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2680 | I don’t care if you can scream with a vacuum! | 1.2250 | 0.04698 | 80 | 62 | 18 | 0 |
2681 | Do you mind? Some of us are trying to sleep 2 blocks over. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2682 | I know his meowing sometimes bothers you, but I’m wondering, have you seen Mittens? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2683 | Could you use the Eco setting? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2684 | It's turbo-charged. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2685 | I hear you're having trouble sweeping at night. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2686 | Ma'am, that thing sucks bigtime! | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2687 | Oh, that’s okay. I thought a Hells Angel had moved in. | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2688 | I said go big OR go home. | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2689 | Nobody puts baby in the corner | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2690 | So, you’re telling me no? You don’t own a vacuum cleaner and you have no idea who would be up this late cleaning either? | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2691 | Maybe if you set it on low, I can at least keep my flatware off the ceiling. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2692 | Doesn't that thing have a lower setting? No? That sucks, BIG time. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2693 | Okay. I'll take down my hidden cameras. | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2694 | Yes, cleanliness is next to godliness, but it's also loud as hell. | 1.2239 | 0.05554 | 67 | 53 | 13 | 1 |
2695 | Baby is stuck to the ceiling again. | 1.2239 | 0.06665 | 67 | 56 | 7 | 4 |
2696 | How about us neighbors chip in and buy you a Roomba? | 1.2239 | 0.05554 | 67 | 53 | 13 | 1 |
2697 | Could I have my ceiling fixture and my bed back please? | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
2698 | Could you switch to the gargantuan broom till morning? | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2699 | You call that a vacuum? So why all the sound? | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2700 | I'm three floors below you, and it sucked my furniture to the ceiling. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2701 | I was gonna yell at you about the noise but now I got nothing. | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2702 | You win, I'll get rid of my barking dog. | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
2703 | You forgot to check the dimensions again, didn't you? | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2704 | I think you know why I’m here. Again. | 1.2237 | 0.04812 | 76 | 59 | 17 | 0 |
2705 | You know they don't think it survives on surfaces, right? | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2706 | That's a relief. I thought a helicopter was about to crash into us . | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2707 | Well, I abhor your vacuum too. | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2708 | This poor sucker deserves to know the truth about you ! | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2709 | After 5 years living in the same building, I finally managed to catch your attention. Fancy a drink? | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2710 | I’m sorry, but she gained quite a lot of weight during the pandemic. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
2711 | I miss Alex Trebek. | 1.2235 | 0.05888 | 85 | 71 | 9 | 5 |
2712 | Just as I always suspected… | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
2713 | I've already apologized for banging on your ceiling 6 months ago, what else do you want from me? | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2714 | You will have to stay out a little longer. I haven't finished vacuuming. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
2715 | It's a sucker for you, yeah. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2716 | If you take me back I promise to lift my feet when it passes by. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2717 | Yeah, well that also sucks. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2718 | Are you sure your husband hasn't hidden someplace where he can catch us? | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
2719 | It's not the noise. It's that my cat is stuck on the ceiling. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2720 | ......I already lose enough sleep over the power vaccums in the Middle East” | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
2721 | Blame my therapist | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2722 | At least now I know why I've been dreaming of being sucked into a giant vacuum. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2723 | What makes you think I was making all that ruckus? | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2724 | Dyson Schmison it’s 1;30 in the morning | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2725 | My nature hates a vacuum at 3 a.m. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2726 | You call that "once through lightly?" | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2727 | How do you empty the bag? | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2728 | It really sucks!" he said/she said | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2729 | You sucked the sleep right out of me. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2730 | Does it look like this room is going to clean itself to you, Stanley? | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2731 | My nuclear blast-cancelling headphones don't seem to be working. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2732 | OK, you've got my vote for chair of the residents' committee. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2733 | Your vacuum really sucks. Now give me back my dog. | 1.2222 | 0.06954 | 63 | 53 | 6 | 4 |
2734 | At midnight will it turn back into a regular size vacuum? | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
2735 | If you don't want to get caught in the brush, take off your robe before lying down. | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
2736 | Sucks exceptionally well | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
2737 | Yea? Well, it sucks. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2738 | I thought I heard a giant sucking sound! | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2739 | I hear there's a void in your nightlife. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2740 | Your vacuum has literally shaken up our co-op. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2741 |