Contest #765


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765

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I know how you feel. This used to be Florida.”
  2. “At least you get to travel.”
  3. “Tell me you’ve already eaten.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-08-01T22:40:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-08-15T22:42:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-08-09T22:41:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued August 16, 2021
Number of captions 6932
Number of responses 763962
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 It was then that Marcus realized that his message in a bottle requesting beer and ice may have contained a single yet crucial typo. 1.9256 0.01685 2499 996 697 806
1 Damn. I literally said I'd deny climate change until it comes and bites me in the ass. 1.8283 0.01512 2965 1308 860 797
2 Funny, I was just telling myself things couldn't possibly be worse. 1.7926 0.01485 2632 1108 968 556
3 What a coincidence. I'm bipolar! 1.7822 0.01440 3118 1431 939 748
4 Damn it Siri, I said a cold beer 1.7791 0.01526 2748 1267 828 653
5 I know how you feel. This used to be Florida. 1.7754 0.01540 2458 1064 886 508
6 I wished for an ice cold BEER. 1.7677 0.01332 3508 1606 1116 786
7 Al Gore was right. It is inconvenient. 1.7653 0.01763 2028 938 630 460
8 That’s nothing… This used to be Florida. 1.7593 0.01320 3431 1560 1146 725
9 This ends poorly doesn't it? 1.7571 0.01704 1976 880 702 394
10 So, what brings you to Miami? 1.7559 0.01547 2503 1139 840 524
11 Fabulous. You brought ice” 1.7521 0.01299 3400 1514 1220 666
12 Oh good, you brought ice! 1.7515 0.01795 1823 818 640 365
13 He was losing hope until, like a miracle, a delicious man appeared 1.7491 0.01724 2164 1040 629 495
14 I'm sensing that you're not the most endangered species here. 1.7489 0.01447 2808 1269 976 563
15 I’m sorry but I have to ask, have you been vaccinated? 1.7430 0.01657 2214 1040 707 467
16 "First, some ground rules - I eat fish, and you eat fish, just so there’s no misunderstanding." 1.7421 0.01594 2140 946 807 387
17 It will never work. We’re polar opposites. 1.7380 0.01572 2393 1113 798 482
18 A cold beer. I said I could really go for a cold beer! 1.7356 0.01734 1914 888 651 375
19 I'm afraid that this IS the South Pole. 1.7348 0.01400 2941 1363 1004 574
20 The good news is: We're six feet apart. 1.7339 0.01407 2901 1337 1005 559
21 It'll never work out. We're polar opposites. 1.7250 0.01565 2418 1145 795 478
22 Now who's endangered? 1.7229 0.01573 2288 1065 797 426
23 Why no, no plans yet for dinner tonight. You? 1.7190 0.01589 2196 1016 786 394
24 I guess I can stop worrying about starving to death. 1.7190 0.01636 2142 1004 738 400
25 Pescatarian. You? 1.7158 0.01666 2034 950 714 370
26 If that melts, we’re both screwed 1.7109 0.01737 1875 887 646 342
27 I thought you were extinct." "Same. 1.7084 0.01772 1804 868 601 335
28 At least one of us is going to eat. 1.7074 0.01819 1709 806 597 306
29 Between the melting and the flooding, I'd say we're both screwed. 1.7053 0.01819 1717 825 577 315
30 That must be what's left of Alaska; welcome to what's left of Hawaii. 1.7022 0.02315 1098 535 355 208
31 I said I was craving a cold BEER. 1.7003 0.02206 1208 590 390 228
32 If it makes any difference, I drove a Prius 1.7003 0.01907 1548 737 538 273
33 Name’s ‘Waldo’. They’ll find us eventually 1.6976 0.01972 1521 749 483 289
34 Yeah, well...this used to be Florida. 1.6953 0.01974 1444 693 498 253
35 You think you have it bad? I’m standing on Florida. 1.6926 0.02012 1425 697 469 259
36 Global warming. What brings you here? 1.6915 0.01994 1384 670 475 239
37 " So that's the polar ice cap? Well, welcome to Hawaii." 1.6908 0.02050 1352 665 443 244
38 I’d say we’re both on thin ice now. 1.6867 0.02119 1248 606 427 215
39 I know, and this used to be called "California" 1.6834 0.02164 1213 597 403 213
40 You eat fish, right? 1.6821 0.02054 1189 552 465 172
41 Oh,I asked for beer on ice... 1.6809 0.02250 1194 612 351 231
42 Well, the good news is you’ve made it to America. The bad news is this is it. 1.6806 0.02294 1055 515 362 178
43 Seals? Nope, no seals. You seen any ships? 1.6804 0.02169 1164 569 400 195
44 Tell me about it. This used to be Bermuda. 1.6761 0.02177 1099 529 400 170
45 Yes, I suppose you could say we’re polar opposites… 1.6735 0.02290 1078 538 354 186
46 Do you like fish? Please tell me you like fish. 1.6724 0.02216 1053 501 396 156
47 Alexa - I said root beer float! 1.6693 0.02423 1007 519 302 186
48 Damn...I was praying for an ice-cold BEER! 1.6674 0.02420 974 501 299 174
49 Oh, good, you brought the ice. 1.6663 0.02356 977 482 339 156
50 We’ve been trying to reach you about your vehicle warranty. 1.6649 0.02586 949 513 241 195
51 You think you're endangered? 1.6616 0.02444 919 470 294 155
52 It’s my just deserts island. 1.6575 0.02896 873 520 132 221
53 The upside is that I'll finally have fresh water and you'll have a scratching post. 1.6574 0.02498 861 429 298 134
54 It’s about to be a deserted island. 1.6562 0.02541 861 438 281 142
55 Broke off from Alaska? Tell me about it. This used to be Hawaii. 1.6537 0.02552 846 430 279 137
56 Oh Heavenly Father....I said cold BEER. 1.6531 0.02568 813 415 268 130
57 I'm afraid this is just the tip of the iceberg, my friend. 1.6508 0.02622 796 405 264 127
58 I don't suppose you're vegan. 1.6491 0.02618 798 407 264 127
59 I don't suppose that my supporting the WWF will make a difference. 1.6486 0.02515 774 383 284 107
60 But I wished for a “cold BEER.” 1.6465 0.02730 775 409 231 135
61 I wished for a "Cold beer" 1.6457 0.02841 748 405 203 140
62 Can you open a coconut? 1.6446 0.02614 740 385 241 114
63 Well, the good news is I’m vaccinated. 1.6414 0.02735 711 362 242 107
64 Oh boy! Ice and coconuts. Now, we just need rum. 1.6399 0.02734 697 352 244 101
65 Welcome to Florida. 1.6364 0.02768 682 347 236 99
66 Guess I won’t die of loneliness after all. 1.6358 0.02893 670 354 206 110
67 You think you have it rough? This is Manhattan. 1.6351 0.02856 666 354 204 108
68 Alaska? Welcome to Hawaii 1.6324 0.02790 642 334 215 93
69 One of us just got lucky. 1.6323 0.02950 650 347 195 108
70 I never imagined my massive carbon footprint would literally come back to bite me… 1.6310 0.02920 645 340 203 102
71 No, this is New York. Florida is further south. 1.6308 0.02821 642 326 227 89
72 Uh-oh. If yours melts, mine sinks. 1.6274 0.02989 620 330 191 99
73 Not the island getaway either of us were expecting, huh? 1.6246 0.02892 618 319 212 87
74 I admire your ability to go with the floe. 1.6246 0.02979 602 316 196 90
75 Welll…. At least one of us just found food. 1.6246 0.02992 594 311 195 88
76 Six feet,please. 1.6244 0.03051 591 315 183 93
77 Did Gore win? 1.6227 0.03223 554 303 157 94
78 Don’t look at me, I drove a Tesla. 1.6224 0.03059 580 308 183 89
79 So—you’re a man-eater. My name is Sheila. 1.6224 0.03174 580 320 159 101
80 You’ll have to attend a 90 minute time share presentation. 1.6207 0.03108 588 323 166 99
81 YOU'RE upset about global warming?!? Well say "aloha" to what's left of Hawaii!" 1.6166 0.03201 553 303 159 91
82 You think you have problems. I’m standing on what’s left of Manhattan. 1.6155 0.03268 541 300 149 92
83 Of all the possible endings I could think of, this never crossed my mind 1.6112 0.03256 517 281 156 80
84 Shipwreck. And you? 1.6069 0.03168 519 277 169 73
85 I know what you mean. This used to be Miami. 1.6069 0.03320 491 267 150 74
86 Man: "Alexa, I ordered and ice-cold b-e-e-r". 1.6069 0.03427 496 280 131 85
87 Thanks for coming with the fresh water. 1.6056 0.03314 497 272 149 76
88 I was wrong, I guess things could get worse. 1.6021 0.03209 475 258 152 65
89 I know how you must feel. This is all that's left of Florida. 1.6008 0.03486 471 266 127 78
90 I wasn't expecting you until 2030. 1.6004 0.03411 468 258 139 71
91 You think you’ve got troubles? This used to be Miami. 1.5987 0.03464 466 261 131 74
92 I asked for a BEER on ice! 1.5987 0.03671 456 268 103 85
93 Well, at least one of us won't die of hunger. 1.5978 0.03218 460 239 167 54
94 no doubt, your ride is cooler than mine 1.5973 0.03350 452 242 150 60
95 And I thought I was lost. 1.5935 0.03417 433 243 127 63
96 I feel you. This used to be a continent as well! 1.5932 0.03422 440 239 141 60
97 Now I know what it feels like to be endangered. 1.5930 0.03364 430 240 130 60
98 Don't blame me, my carbon footprint has beem zero ever since I washed up here. 1.5915 0.03381 426 226 148 52
99 This IS the North Pole. 1.5900 0.03630 422 239 117 66
100 Just chilling. You? 1.5896 0.03601 424 239 120 65
101 Cool, I am bipolar too. 1.5895 0.03682 419 240 111 68
102 It'll never work. We're polar opposites. 1.5881 0.03691 420 242 109 69
103 After many ups and downs, Tom realized that he was by polar. 1.5858 0.03746 408 236 105 67
104 You're not sick of eating fish yet are you? 1.5856 0.03396 403 219 135 49
105 Guess Who's Coming For Dinner 1.5856 0.03423 403 223 128 52
106 No one's going to save either of us, are they? 1.5856 0.03599 403 223 124 56
107 Vegetarian? 1.5852 0.03585 405 224 125 56
108 Yeah, I imagined Greenland as much bigger and snowier too. 1.5852 0.03602 405 225 123 57
109 I hope Darwin was wrong. 1.5844 0.03499 397 213 136 48
110 I ordered beer on ice! Fucking spell check.... 1.5842 0.04028 404 251 70 83
111 Sorry, it’s not much of a woods. 1.5831 0.04187 403 261 49 93
112 Either I’m hallucinating, or you are. 1.5821 0.03639 390 221 113 56
113 I can top that. This used to be Hawaii. 1.5814 0.03624 387 213 123 51
114 It was then that Jim realized he needed to enunciate better when he wished upon a star for an ice cold beer. 1.5809 0.03796 408 241 97 70
115 This island is vegan. 1.5803 0.03723 386 218 112 56
116 I was praying for a cold beer not a cold bear. 1.5796 0.03600 402 242 94 66
117 Arctic Circle? No,but you're getting warmer. 1.5795 0.03694 390 220 114 56
118 Sorry… I only have Pepsi. 1.5788 0.03744 387 223 105 59
119 Looks like we are both endangered. 1.5785 0.03307 382 204 139 39
120 - Boy, talk about polar opposites. 1.5781 0.03776 384 220 106 58
121 That’s what’s left of Antarctica? You’re looking at what’s left of Hawaii… 1.5778 0.03833 379 219 101 59
122 I hear you'd give your right arm for a drink of cold water 1.5775 0.03817 374 214 104 56
123 Tell me you've already eaten. 1.5772 0.03624 395 221 120 54
124 Sure is a hot one. 1.5757 0.03999 370 221 85 64
125 Sorry bud- Dr. Fauci said 6 feet 1.5754 0.03671 391 221 115 55
126 I said beer not bear!! 1.5749 0.03738 367 205 113 49
127 God please I asked for a beer on ice! 1.5749 0.04026 367 220 83 64
128 So clearly I jumped the gun on shouting, “This couldn’t get any worse!” 1.5745 0.03822 376 217 102 57
129 Sorry to tell you, but this is the North Pole. 1.5743 0.03699 397 228 110 59
130 You supply the ice and I'll supply the coconut. It's 5:00 somewhere! 1.5738 0.03941 366 215 92 59
131 Ok, which one of us is hallucinating? 1.5736 0.03737 387 222 108 57
132 Which one of us is the mirage? 1.5726 0.03790 358 201 109 48
133 Ice in my drink? Are you trying to lure me over for a quick bite? 1.5706 0.03718 354 195 116 43
134 My obituary just got even more interesting. 1.5694 0.03875 353 202 101 50
135 This island isn't big enough for 2 cliches. 1.5682 0.04047 352 210 84 58
136 Atleast one of us gets to eat tonight 1.5679 0.03832 368 213 101 54
137 I was wishing for a cold beer… 1.5678 0.03888 354 204 99 51
138 I don’t know if this will make a difference, but I always drove a Prius. 1.5677 0.03686 347 189 119 39
139 Trade you a coconut for a bag of ice. 1.5677 0.03664 347 188 121 38
140 Distancing still makes sense, though, right? 1.5677 0.03863 347 197 103 47
141 In my head, Antarctica was much bigger 1.5664 0.03751 339 186 114 39
142 Would you like to see a vegan menu? 1.5652 0.03988 345 202 91 52
143 Wow, Amazon really can send anything with one-day delivery 1.5647 0.04140 340 205 78 57
144 I drove a hybrid and installed solar panels, please don’t eat me 1.5638 0.04041 337 198 88 51
145 The note in the bottle said I wanted a BEER on ice! 1.5629 0.04025 334 195 90 49
146 Stop complaining. At least yours floats. 1.5623 0.03886 329 185 103 41
147 We’re just polar opposites 1.5623 0.03862 329 184 105 40
148 Not poles apart anymore, are we? 1.5610 0.03848 328 183 106 39
149 Yes, you could, but we'd need to set some ground rules. 1.5600 0.03798 350 199 106 45
150 God does have a sense of humor....I prayed for fresh water. 1.5600 0.03875 325 182 104 39
151 It's funny because if your little island melts, mine disappears. 1.5594 0.04019 320 184 93 43
152 My message in the bottle asked for some BEER on the rocks 1.5594 0.04067 320 186 89 45
153 What brings you to Tampa? 1.5590 0.04060 322 190 85 47
154 So, you’re self isolating too? 1.5584 0.03872 317 176 105 36
155 'Survivor' season thirty-two. You? 1.5573 0.03952 314 177 99 38
156 Dear God--I prayed for help, not perspective. 1.5569 0.04020 325 189 91 45
157 Island hopping? 1.5569 0.03913 325 187 96 42
158 You didn’t happen to bring a charger with you, did you? 1.5559 0.04188 313 186 80 47
159 Yes, but it's a dry heat. 1.5556 0.03970 333 194 93 46
160 And here I was thinking I’d die of thirst. 1.5552 0.03868 326 184 103 39
161 In my defense, I've been carbon neutral since I got here. 1.5549 0.03956 319 182 97 40
162 Where is your white privilege now, huh? 1.5538 0.04182 316 194 71 51
163 That’s okay-I’ll wait for the next one. 1.5527 0.03937 313 177 99 37
164 You didn’t miss anything, this last year has been isolating for everyone. 1.5519 0.03932 308 173 100 35
165 Welcome to what's left of Florida. 1.5516 0.04121 310 182 85 43
166 Eaten by a polar bear. Well to be perfectly honest, I didn't see that one coming. 1.5515 0.04215 301 178 80 43
167 I'm sorry you were voted off the island. 1.5512 0.04035 303 173 93 37
168 It looks like you've experienced a major meltdown. 1.5503 0.04086 298 171 90 37
169 Pescatarian,by any chance? 1.5503 0.03767 338 191 108 39
170 I was hoping for a Klondike. 1.5500 0.04038 300 171 93 36
171 No,no. You’re in the right place. This used to be Miami. 1.5500 0.04038 300 171 93 36
172 You're in quarantine too I see 1.5497 0.04018 302 172 94 36
173 At least you get to travel. 1.5490 0.04006 306 175 94 37
174 First, we'll need to set boundaries. 1.5482 0.03945 301 169 99 33
175 And thats when I started to take the climate change seriously 1.5479 0.03976 292 163 98 31
176 A glacier, eh? This is what’s left of Florida. 1.5479 0.03986 334 198 89 47
177 No man is an iceberg either 1.5473 0.04272 296 177 76 43
178 Please tell me you’re an emotional support bear. 1.5472 0.04255 307 186 74 47
179 You called for an U-Bear? 1.5467 0.04324 289 173 74 42
180 Thanks for the offer, but I think I'm better off here. 1.5452 0.03937 332 195 93 44
181 And I thought this island was unbearable. 1.5448 0.04201 290 170 82 38
182 I ordered BEER! 1.5439 0.04110 285 163 89 33
183 The science is still out if you ask me 1.5439 0.04018 285 160 95 30
184 I hope you've had dinner. 1.5434 0.03960 311 179 95 37
185 Do you want to come over for dinner? 1.5430 0.03614 291 157 112 22
186 So, I guess the whole "electric car" thing never caught on... 1.5429 0.03922 315 181 97 37
187 Don't look at me like that. I drive a Prius. 1.5427 0.03864 293 169 92 32
188 If you don't eat me, I'll go fifty-fifty on the book deal. 1.5409 0.04123 281 161 88 32
189 Climate change is real, man, or one of us is way off course. 1.5407 0.03808 307 171 106 30
190 Don't look at me like that, I always used the paper straws. 1.5404 0.04316 285 171 74 40
191 Mine was bigger too 1.5399 0.03916 313 180 97 36
192 Looks like one of us is in for a treat. 1.5396 0.04188 278 161 84 33
193 Tell me about it. 1.5393 0.04166 280 162 85 33
194 I'm willing to bet we used the same travel agency. 1.5392 0.03937 319 186 94 39
195 Tell me about it. This used to be a 125 acre coconut grove. 1.5387 0.04061 284 162 91 31
196 Just so you know, I am full of gluten. 1.5385 0.04182 273 157 85 31
197 Well, that happened sooner than we were all thinking. 1.5385 0.03853 299 167 103 29
198 It looks like we're both losing ground. 1.5382 0.04062 275 155 92 28
199 I was just thinking - I'm so hungry I could eat a bear. Is that a coincidence or what? 1.5377 0.04046 305 179 88 38
200 I said a beer on ice, not bear on ice 1.5373 0.04305 268 157 78 33
201 Are you here for the endangered species conference? 1.5368 0.03912 285 161 96 28
202 You looked a lot different on the dating site. 1.5368 0.04595 272 170 58 44
203 On a positive note, climate change will bring us closer. 1.5362 0.03976 304 176 93 35
204 Look, it's not my fault; I drive a Prius. 1.5358 0.04035 265 147 94 24
205 Stay on the iceberg I'm not vaccinated 1.5358 0.04535 265 162 64 39
206 No-no. I said I wished for an ice-cold BEER." 1.5339 0.04627 236 140 66 30
207 Don’t worry, I’m fully vaccinated. 1.5338 0.04140 296 181 74 41
208 North Pole you say? Well, this is what's left of Florida. 1.5328 0.04519 259 157 66 36
209 Damn spell check! I meant to order a BEER. 1.5321 0.04493 280 175 61 44
210 No, I'm not Tom Hanks. 1.5321 0.04243 265 154 81 30
211 (No caption necessary - leave as is). 1.5312 0.04916 256 167 42 47
212 Well, one of us is going to have something to eat at last! 1.5311 0.04036 273 157 88 28
213 You didn’t happen to see a volleyball floating around here did you? 1.5311 0.04152 273 158 85 30
214 You need to undergo a 14-day quarantine before you can land. 1.5310 0.04234 290 175 76 39
215 Believe me, I'm both as surprised and disappointed as you are. 1.5307 0.03827 277 159 92 26
216 So this is how it ends. 1.5292 0.04514 257 156 66 35
217 So, you go south for the winter? 1.5286 0.04107 280 163 86 31
218 Whew, given my luck, I was sure it would be Ted Cruz.” 1.5283 0.04506 265 163 64 38
219 Normally an optimist, Ralph feared that his empathy for the effect of Global Warming on the food chain for polar bears might go unrecognized 1.5280 0.04469 250 149 70 31
220 A beer. I asked for a beer. 1.5275 0.04036 309 185 85 39
221 Hey God, when I said this island was unbearable that’s not what I meant! 1.5267 0.04396 281 174 66 41
222 Exactly how strict of a vegetarian are you 1.5263 0.04300 266 158 76 32
223 Sorry dude, I drove a Prius. 1.5261 0.04591 268 169 57 42
224 I feel like we're drifting apart... 1.5255 0.04109 274 159 86 29
225 I'd ask you over but I have two days left in quarantine. 1.5255 0.04333 255 150 76 29
226 So what brings you here? 1.5253 0.04159 297 180 78 39
227 Your wife mad at you too? 1.5249 0.04378 261 159 68 34
228 Oh god, I hope we like the same music. 1.5234 0.04645 235 142 63 30
229 Don’t worry, the worst effects of climate change won’t hit until 2050. 1.5229 0.04349 262 157 73 32
230 I hope you know I'm a mirage. 1.5226 0.04337 243 141 77 25
231 Did you know we could reverse global warming by removing meat from our diet? 1.5222 0.04474 270 168 63 39
232 Tell me about it, this used to be Miami Beach. 1.5203 0.04580 246 153 59 34
233 Melting ice, rising sea level — we're both doomed. 1.5194 0.04569 258 161 60 37
234 No I ordered polarized glasses, not polar ice masses. 1.5190 0.04654 237 145 61 31
235 I envy the fact that you can go with the flow. 1.5171 0.04621 234 142 63 29
236 You’re welcome to stay, but this island recently adopted a strict vegetarians-only policy. 1.5165 0.04693 242 151 57 34
237 Al Gore said there'd be days like this. 1.5165 0.04430 242 144 71 27
238 Hey man - you're the first one here, thanks for bringing the ice. 1.5163 0.04452 246 148 69 29
239 Let's look at the upside. I get fresh water and you get to eat. 1.5161 0.04498 248 151 66 31
240 Are you free for dinner tonight? 1.5160 0.04542 250 154 63 33
241 Please! It wasn’t me! I always turned my lights off and sorted my plastics. I drove a Prius. 1.5153 0.04697 229 140 60 29
242 Sorry, I'm bi-polar. 1.5152 0.04746 231 143 57 31
243 My AirBnB ad said walking distance to the beach. You? 1.5146 0.04625 239 147 61 31
244 Do you have a phone charger? 1.5133 0.04372 263 161 69 33
245 Are you done with that raft? 1.5126 0.04283 238 138 78 22
246 Come on over! Florida still welcomes invasive species. 1.5123 0.04736 244 155 53 36
247 So you defended Liz Cheney, too? 1.5122 0.04563 246 152 62 32
248 Um, pretty sure I ordered a Klondike Bar? 1.5110 0.04790 227 144 51 32
249 Who’s endangered now? 1.5100 0.04338 249 149 73 27
250 What are you complaining about? At least yours floats. 1.5097 0.04275 257 154 75 28
251 So what? we both lied on the app! 1.5087 0.04559 230 139 65 26
252 I'm starving, so if you eat me you'll just be hungrier. 1.5086 0.04848 232 148 50 34
253 And I thought I was a drifter. 1.5084 0.04406 238 142 71 25
254 I'm sorry, but it would never work. We're polar opposites. 1.5082 0.04480 244 149 66 29
255 So you're a drifter too? 1.5068 0.04639 219 132 63 24
256 You’re not lost. This is Alaska. 1.5060 0.04459 251 155 65 31
257 Welcome to the climate change deniers conference. 1.5047 0.05026 212 135 47 30
258 What are the odds he's a vegetarian. 1.5047 0.04577 214 127 66 21
259 No thanks, I'll catch the next one. 1.5046 0.04176 218 122 82 14
260 Don't look at me; I didn't vote for that big orange jackass. 1.5045 0.04714 224 141 54 29
261 I don’t suppose I could interest you in a coconut. 1.5023 0.04594 219 132 64 23
262 Now all we need is a rabbi. 1.5023 0.04783 221 138 55 28
263 Thank goodness! I'm out of ice. 1.5022 0.04444 223 132 70 21
264 I ordered BEER on ice and a cellphone charger. Tell me you at least have the charger. 1.5022 0.04851 227 145 50 32
265 Pete would come to tolerate the bear, but he never felt comfortable sharing his wifi password with it. 1.5021 0.04522 241 149 63 29
266 Global Warming in a nutshell. 1.5000 0.04833 210 130 55 25
267 Good news—oil execs have pledged to increase boardroom diversity. 1.5000 0.05062 224 148 40 36
268 Exiled or working remote? 1.5000 0.04856 214 134 53 27
269 I've learned to go with the floe. 1.5000 0.04547 216 129 66 21
270 Sure, but any closer than THIS, you gotta wear the mask, 'kay? 1.5000 0.04392 242 147 69 26
271 Technically speaking, wish fulfilled. I'm no longer alone. 1.5000 0.04429 224 133 70 21
272 I'd advise you to go with the floe, but it looks like you don't have much choice. 1.5000 0.04458 240 147 66 27
273 Can you teach me how to go with the floe? 1.4978 0.04298 227 133 75 19
274 I suppose that you're not here to share a Coke." 1.4977 0.04740 221 138 56 27
275 Sorry for the mess. I wasn't expecting company. 1.4976 0.04754 209 128 58 23
276 Ever heard of the term "polar opposites? 1.4959 0.04327 244 148 71 25
277 I’m gonna need to see proof of vaccination. 1.4957 0.04502 234 144 64 26
278 Eating me won't actually solve your problem 1.4957 0.04571 232 144 61 27
279 We might be on different islands, but we are in the same boat, my friend. 1.4952 0.04867 208 130 53 25
280 You don't look anything at all like your online profile. 1.4950 0.05121 202 130 44 28
281 You look different from your profile picture. 1.4949 0.05051 198 125 48 25
282 Name's Waldo. But you didn't see me here, OK? 1.4936 0.04755 233 150 51 32
283 Welcome to Miami Beach! First time visitor? 1.4933 0.04533 223 136 64 23
284 How big did yours used to be? 1.4930 0.04514 215 129 66 20
285 You’re the third polar bear to drift by this week. 1.4926 0.04546 203 125 58 20
286 I'm starting to appreciate your concerns about extinction. 1.4922 0.04768 193 116 59 18
287 Darn. I had ordered a root beer float. 1.4917 0.04497 240 150 62 28
288 You know how to fish…right? 1.4912 0.04504 228 140 64 24
289 Global warming, am I right? 1.4908 0.04654 218 135 59 24
290 Your chances of a bear attack are never zero." 1.4907 0.04546 216 131 64 21
291 Never thought we’d drift apart like this 1.4905 0.04737 210 130 57 23
292 Nice to meet you Alaska, I'm Hawaii 1.4904 0.04721 208 128 58 22
293 Is this your nightmare or mine? 1.4900 0.04594 200 119 64 17
294 I just want you to know that I'm a vegetarian and I hope you are too. 1.4899 0.04570 198 117 65 16
295 Five months, twelve days, six hours. And you? 1.4898 0.04770 196 119 58 19
296 Yeah, I couldn’t find anything in the suburbs either. The market’s just too crazy right now. 1.4897 0.04417 243 151 65 27
297 Some go with the floe, others sand their ground. 1.4895 0.04936 190 117 53 20
298 Hey, you idiots at the New Yorker, this isn't funny! 1.4892 0.04864 231 152 45 34
299 That’s the North Pole? Believe it or not, this used to be California. 1.4892 0.04667 231 147 55 29
300 Climate change brings man and nature ever closer together. 1.4879 0.05026 207 134 45 28
301 You think you got it bad. This used to be a continent! 1.4874 0.04602 238 152 56 30
302 I know how you feel. My island used to be bigger too. 1.4870 0.05042 193 122 48 23
303 Looks like starvation, insanity, and sunscreen aren't my biggest concerns 1.4869 0.04568 191 112 65 14
304 Wish I could say, "I'm glad to see you" 1.4868 0.04722 189 113 60 16
305 So I’m guessing that Global Warming thing wasn’t fixed.. 1.4857 0.04688 210 130 58 22
306 Hey, welcome to the endangered species club. 1.4856 0.04721 208 129 57 22
307 Oh, Oh - I thought I ordered a beer on ice. 1.4854 0.04812 239 159 44 36
308 Mine may be small, but yours is shrinking. 1.4851 0.04874 202 127 52 23
309 I ordered BEER on ice. 1.4851 0.04567 235 149 58 28
310 My prayer was for an ice-cold beer! 1.4842 0.04825 221 143 49 29
311 So…is this where they send the unvaccinated? 1.4836 0.04780 213 135 53 25
312 I loved you in "An Inconvenient Truth!" 1.4835 0.05033 182 113 50 19
313 I know how you feel - this used to be Manhattan. 1.4832 0.04640 238 154 53 31
314 First time to Miami? 1.4831 0.04687 207 128 58 21
315 Once you hit the Tropic of Capricorn, just keep heading south. You'll run right into it. 1.4829 0.04581 234 149 57 28
316 It' s okay- I'm vaccinated. 1.4828 0.04805 203 127 54 22
317 I’m guessing you’re hungry. 1.4826 0.04737 201 124 57 20
318 It’s nothing fancy but at least it won’t melt. 1.4826 0.04630 201 122 61 18
319 Vaccinated? 1.4824 0.05080 199 129 44 26
320 You’re vegan, right? 1.4822 0.04965 197 125 49 23
321 Things have changed a lot here in Greenland since you left. 1.4820 0.04591 222 139 59 24
322 I guess it's best to stay 6ft apart 1.4818 0.04667 220 139 56 25
323 Florida man determines climate change was not a hoax after all 1.4817 0.05026 191 121 48 22
324 Does it help to know you are the poster boy for Global Warming? 1.4816 0.04389 245 154 64 27
325 Somehow I don’t see this ending well. 1.4815 0.04400 216 135 60 21
326 I love a guest that brings his own ice. 1.4809 0.04829 183 111 56 16
327 I sure hope you're stuffed. 1.4807 0.05173 181 115 45 21
328 No, I do not have any Grey Poupon. 1.4794 0.04914 194 122 51 21
329 This is my White Russian on Ice? 1.4793 0.04804 217 140 50 27
330 I know, this used to be Guam. 1.4775 0.04957 178 117 40 21
331 Is it just me or is the world getting smaller? 1.4774 0.04978 199 128 47 24
332 I actually said "No Ice". 1.4774 0.04823 199 125 53 21
333 Sure, I could use a hug. 1.4772 0.04912 197 125 50 22
334 Greetings from one threatened species to another! 1.4772 0.05016 197 127 46 24
335 Are you a vegetarian too? 1.4769 0.04841 195 122 53 20
336 I feel bad for you but there's nothing to eat here...keep going. 1.4767 0.04708 193 118 58 17
337 I wished for a Klondike BAR! 1.4764 0.04796 212 136 51 25
338 I saw the iceberg with the seals pass by here about a half hour ago. 1.4757 0.04912 185 115 52 18
339 I know how you feel, mate. This was once Colorado 1.4752 0.04972 202 131 46 25
340 Polar Opposites attract huh? 1.4751 0.05112 181 115 46 20
341 I’ve heard of polar opposites but this is ridiculous! 1.4747 0.04385 217 132 67 18
342 Both ached for companionship, but their relationship was cut short by more immediate needs. 1.4721 0.04857 197 127 48 22
343 We could hang here, but your place is more chill. 1.4721 0.04804 197 124 53 20
344 No, I don’t think we’d get along. You’re the polar opposite of me. 1.4720 0.04807 214 139 49 26
345 Welcome to Palm Springs. Well, what's left of Palm Springs. 1.4716 0.04728 176 108 54 14
346 I'm a stunt double for Tom Hanks. You? 1.4706 0.05419 170 111 38 21
347 “Oh God; I hope he likes coconuts.” 1.4700 0.04855 200 128 50 22
348 I feel your pain... This used to be Toledo! 1.4697 0.04943 198 128 47 23
349 YOU'RE worried about what happens when that ice melts? 1.4695 0.04636 213 135 56 22
350 It looks like we’re both stranded on a metaphor. 1.4693 0.05091 179 114 46 19
351 Sorry, pal...this IS the Arctic... 1.4689 0.04845 209 136 48 25
352 I know your short-term plan, but what then? 1.4686 0.04633 207 130 57 20
353 Well one of us is in real trouble here. 1.4675 0.05244 169 108 43 18
354 Wrong hemisphere, dude, unless you happen to be bipolar. 1.4667 0.05155 195 130 39 26
355 Appreciate the offer but I'll pass on the lift, thanks. 1.4667 0.04439 195 117 65 13
356 I was worried about dehydration, starvation, exposure, sharks, and now here comes life's curve ball. 1.4663 0.04709 163 106 42 15
357 I'm a vegetarian. How about you? 1.4660 0.04826 191 123 48 20
358 As hope waned, his mirages became more bleak. 1.4659 0.05090 176 112 46 18
359 But you’re not angry at ALL humans, right? 1.4656 0.05117 189 124 42 23
360 So, you didn't believe in climate change either? 1.4647 0.05085 170 107 47 16
361 There's no future in this. We're just polar opposites. 1.4643 0.05333 168 109 40 19
362 Don’t look at me man my carbon footprint is basically zero 1.4637 0.04771 179 110 55 14
363 Last Supper?! 1.4634 0.04998 164 101 50 13
364 I understand that the way to survive extreme climate change is to switch to a plant based diet. 1.4633 0.05004 177 112 48 17
365 Yes, I did vote for him....sorry 1.4630 0.05478 162 106 37 19
366 Welcome! You've made it to the highest spot in what used to be Florida. 1.4625 0.05529 160 105 36 19
367 If you're here to warn me about the impact of my selfish choices, you're a little late. 1.4624 0.04889 186 118 50 18
368 No! I said I wish for a cold BEER 1.4623 0.05075 199 133 40 26
369 So you just went with the floe? 1.4615 0.05504 169 113 34 22
370 I suppose in the circumstances one tree could be considered "the woods". Why do you ask? 1.4615 0.05374 169 111 38 20
371 Finally, someone who knows how to fish! 1.4615 0.04890 195 126 48 21
372 Please tell me you're here to shoot one of those Coke commercials. 1.4599 0.04869 187 124 42 21
373 As the poster child of Climate Change, have you considered the eco-benefits of going vegan? 1.4598 0.05258 174 114 40 20
374 Climate change is a myth. 1.4590 0.05240 183 122 38 23
375 Just go with the floe! 1.4586 0.04984 181 116 47 18
376 Going with the floe eh?? 1.4583 0.05195 168 108 43 17
377 One of us is going to eat well tonight. 1.4583 0.04985 168 105 49 14
378 See how climate change brings us closer together. 1.4579 0.05093 190 126 41 23
379 Please tell me you're not hungry. 1.4574 0.04790 188 119 52 17
380 The Last Supper. 1.4574 0.05022 188 123 44 21
381 Ah, so they destroyed your environment too? 1.4574 0.04730 188 121 50 17
382 One of us is in the wrong contest. 1.4571 0.04977 175 111 48 16
383 Expedia. How about you? 1.4571 0.05358 175 117 36 22
384 I guess this spells the end of both our species. Unless you have another idea. 1.4571 0.04531 210 133 58 19
385 Oh wow. Klondike Bars dropped you huh? I'm the Hawaiian Punch Kid. 1.4566 0.05084 173 111 45 17
386 You know, despite all our differences, we really have an awful lot in common. 1.4566 0.04635 173 107 54 12
387 Of all his hallucinations since the shipwreck, this one seemed the most probable. 1.4564 0.04942 195 128 45 22
388 How is this my fault, I drive a Tesla. 1.4563 0.05082 160 102 44 14
389 You win. Climate change is real." 1.4562 0.04522 217 139 57 21
390 Yeah, mine is shrinking too.. 1.4561 0.04708 171 104 56 11
391 It may interest you to know I drove a Prius and gave generously to the WWF. 1.4560 0.04839 182 115 51 16
392 No bear is an island, either. 1.4560 0.04979 193 127 44 22
393 Great! Someone got my bottle. 1.4557 0.05432 158 103 38 17
394 Don't worry, I'm a pescatarian. 1.4555 0.04435 191 116 63 12
395 Okay rum? Check. Limes? Check. Ice? 1.4551 0.05352 167 110 38 19
396 I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty… 1.4551 0.05615 167 114 30 23
397 Before you come any closer, have you been vaccinated? 1.4551 0.05106 178 116 43 19
398 And I thought I was the one on thin ice! 1.4551 0.04851 178 112 51 15
399 Of all the deserted islands in all The New Yorker comics in all the issues, he floats into mine. 1.4550 0.05001 189 124 44 21
400 It probably won't work cuz we are polar opposites. Let's just go with the floe. 1.4545 0.04239 198 131 49 18
401 I ordered cold beer 1.4545 0.04956 176 112 48 16
402 I didn't think this could get any worse. 1.4540 0.04792 174 113 45 16
403 Al? Al Gore? Is that you?! 1.4539 0.05267 152 96 43 13
404 We’re polar opposites 1.4536 0.04942 183 118 47 18
405 Where I'm standing used to be Puerto Rico! 1.4535 0.05427 172 116 34 22
406 You my Ubear driver? 1.4535 0.05300 172 114 38 20
407 Lunch? 1.4534 0.05134 161 102 45 14
408 Oh great. There goes the neighborhood. 1.4529 0.05079 170 109 45 16
409 Have you been vaccinated? 1.4526 0.05036 190 126 42 22
410 Don't growl at me about global warming. In 2019 this was a 192 acre estate. 1.4518 0.05167 166 107 43 16
411 Well, this used to be Miami! 1.4518 0.05442 166 111 35 20
412 Let’s switch. I think we both need a vacation. 1.4516 0.05059 186 123 42 21
413 Oh so it is the end of the world. 1.4514 0.05104 175 114 43 18
414 I guess we’re both f***ed! 1.4512 0.05559 164 111 32 21
415 A chance meeting of polar opposites. 1.4511 0.05041 184 121 43 20
416 On the upside, at least one of us won't go to bed hungry tonight. 1.4510 0.05323 153 98 41 14
417 Oh god, you're going to say something about climate change, aren't you... 1.4503 0.05124 171 111 43 17
418 Up until now I was hoping someone would come along. 1.4503 0.04988 171 109 47 15
419 Awesome! You brought ice! 1.4503 0.04733 191 122 52 17
420 Are you my Ubear? 1.4500 0.05149 200 138 34 28
421 This isn’t funny anymore, is it? 1.4500 0.05123 180 119 41 20
422 I promise I had almost nothing to do with this 1.4500 0.04209 200 133 49 18
423 The CDC would say it's best we stay on our own islands. 1.4497 0.04959 169 107 48 14
424 Are you here to eat in or take out? 1.4497 0.04959 169 107 48 14
425 This isn't the rescue party I was expecting... 1.4494 0.05123 158 100 45 13
426 What sort of things do you like to eat…usually? 1.4492 0.04744 187 119 52 16
427 Now I believe you! 1.4491 0.05212 167 109 41 17
428 Really, there are no continents left to land on? 1.4491 0.05143 167 108 43 16
429 . I can trade you a palm frond for some ice. 1.4489 0.04886 176 112 49 15
430 It's unbearable over here. 1.4487 0.05403 156 102 38 16
431 As president of the homeowners' association, I must ask you to park that thing elsewhere. 1.4487 0.05479 156 103 36 17
432 Nah, global warming's a hoax. There must be another explanation. 1.4485 0.05187 165 107 42 16
433 Wanna hang out ? 1.4483 0.05252 174 116 38 20
434 I'm stranded but you seem to be adrift. 1.4483 0.05530 145 94 37 14
435 There is no rescue, then? 1.4481 0.04073 183 121 48 14
436 Sorry, my landlord doesn't allow pets. 1.4481 0.04791 154 103 37 14
437 Don’t be alarmed! Global Warming is a hoax! 1.4472 0.04704 199 129 51 19
438 Sorry, I already have multiple all cash offers. 1.4472 0.05168 161 106 39 16
439 Don't want to sound like your Mother....but you are on thin ice. 1.4465 0.04692 159 101 47 11
440 Let's NOT break the ice. 1.4464 0.05049 168 108 45 15
441 Just goin’ with the floe? 1.4462 0.04760 186 119 51 16
442 Sure; keep going then second left 1.4462 0.04940 186 122 45 19
443 It just doesn’t work without a Coke does it? 1.4459 0.05143 157 100 44 13
444 Insurance company says its your house that's flooding mine. 1.4452 0.05326 146 93 41 12
445 OK...but only if you promise not to hold 200 years of exploitative, shortsighted amassing of wealth at all costs resulting in the gradual destruction of your home against me. 1.4451 0.05556 164 112 31 21
446 Yes,but in all fairness when you inquired it was a 100 acres. 1.4451 0.04806 173 109 51 13
447 A little more melting and we're both out of luck. 1.4444 0.05318 153 99 40 14
448 Tell you what, we’ll flip for it. Loser gets eaten. 1.4444 0.04984 171 110 46 15
449 God I hope you like coconuts 1.4444 0.05399 153 100 38 15
450 This won't end well. 1.4439 0.04364 214 136 61 17
451 Oh come on! There isn’t enough room in this cartoon for two tragic heroes! 1.4439 0.04740 187 120 51 16
452 ...but in the end, it turned out that is was flat after all, and very much smaller than they had thought... 1.4439 0.04919 187 123 45 19
453 Don't look so surprised, I'm just the tip of the iceberg. 1.4438 0.05037 178 117 43 18
454 Are you Greg? I’m your uber driver. 1.4438 0.05227 160 104 41 15
455 Guess we’re both screwed, huh? 1.4432 0.04837 185 120 48 17
456 Trade you a coconut for some ice. 1.4432 0.04816 176 112 50 14
457 I asked God to send me a large cold beer!" 1.4432 0.05142 176 117 40 19
458 Boy, and I thought I was lost" 1.4432 0.04883 176 113 48 15
459 What are your dinner plans? 1.4424 0.05112 165 112 35 18
460 Bear: Looks like a dessert island 1.4424 0.05112 165 107 43 15
461 You looked so adorable about an hour ago. 1.4421 0.04626 190 121 54 15
462 Dude! Your island is way cooler than mine! 1.4417 0.05229 163 107 40 16
463 Day 296 - Saw a bear on an ice cube. 1.4416 0.05603 154 104 32 18
464 Funny,I was looking for a place to chill as well. 1.4410 0.05088 161 106 40 15
465 Cool ride dude. 1.4408 0.05090 152 96 45 11
466 It’s too late, isn’t it? 1.4405 0.04902 168 107 48 13
467 Don't blame me -- my tree makes me carbon neutral. 1.4403 0.04771 159 98 52 9
468 You think that’s bad, this is what’s left of Manhattan. 1.4403 0.05360 159 108 33 18
469 I think I’ll wait for the next one. 1.4398 0.04792 166 104 51 11
470 Any news on the billionaire space race? 1.4393 0.04871 173 111 48 14
471 You don't have anything to eat, do you? 1.4393 0.04940 173 112 46 15
472 Sorry, New York is already underwater -- this is Maine. 1.4386 0.05183 171 114 39 18
473 Yes, I have whiskers, but that doesn't mean I'm a seal. 1.4375 0.05222 160 105 40 15
474 If not for global warming we would have never met. 1.4375 0.05297 160 106 38 16
475 We have no choice but to go with the flo 1.4375 0.04912 160 101 48 11
476 Here ends the tale of the last man on the island of Manhattan. 1.4375 0.05515 160 109 32 19
477 I hope you like fish. 1.4372 0.04809 183 119 48 16
478 We are definitely polar opposites! 1.4371 0.05135 167 110 41 16
479 Tell me you’re not hungry. 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
480 You really ought to think about ditching that coat. 1.4362 0.05157 149 95 43 11
481 Well shoot. This isn’t exactly what I prayed for when I prayed for bare necessities. 1.4360 0.05290 172 117 35 20
482 I see you go with the floe 1.4360 0.04958 172 112 45 15
483 Go with the floe, right? 1.4359 0.05394 156 104 36 16
484 I hope you're hungry. I'm a heck of a fisherman. 1.4359 0.05239 156 102 40 14
485 Are you my ride from Ubear? 1.4357 0.06016 140 97 25 18
486 The irony is killing me. 1.4356 0.05224 163 108 39 16
487 No,no,I asked for an ice cold BEER. 1.4354 0.05717 147 100 30 17
488 So I take the coconuts to the opposite shore first, then come back for you, then... no give me a minute to figure this out. 1.4354 0.05551 147 98 34 15
489 I come bearing bad news 1.4351 0.05123 154 99 43 12
490 It's not global warming. It's continental drift. 1.4348 0.05814 138 93 30 15
491 I don’t know which one of us is in more trouble. 1.4348 0.05271 161 107 38 16
492 Please tell me you have a Klondike bar. 1.4345 0.05180 168 112 39 17
493 I asked for a Polar Bar. 1.4343 0.05221 175 119 36 20
494 I've recently become a vegetarian, what about you? 1.4343 0.04829 175 113 48 14
495 I don't suppose you can understand that I merely present a temporary solution to a larger problem? 1.4340 0.05466 159 108 33 18
496 You think YOU’VE got climate change problems? This used to be Florida. 1.4340 0.05466 159 108 33 18
497 Sorry we’ve already reached our refugee quota. 1.4338 0.05969 136 93 27 16
498 Welcome to Manhattan! 1.4337 0.05083 166 109 42 15
499 Talk about polar opposites 1.4335 0.05265 173 118 35 20
500 I can't believe we used the same timeshare agent. 1.4333 0.05217 150 97 41 12
501 Global housewarming parties can get awkward! 1.4327 0.04906 171 111 46 14
502 At least mine isn't melting! 1.4326 0.05063 141 88 45 8
503 I wasn’t expecting to see you ‘til 2041. 1.4326 0.05355 141 91 39 11
504 What’s the one record album you’d wish you brought along? 1.4326 0.05541 141 93 35 13
505 —Alaska? —New Mexico. 1.4326 0.05063 141 88 45 8
506 Of all the bears in all the world’s sandbars, you float into mine. 1.4324 0.05685 148 101 30 17
507 This is about 6 feet, right" 1.4324 0.04904 148 97 40 11
508 Most of it is below the surface. This is just the tip of the mountain. 1.4321 0.04866 162 103 48 11
509 The name is Gore. 1.4317 0.05504 139 91 36 12
510 We meet at last. 1.4315 0.05316 146 95 39 12
511 At this point, just eat me. 1.4315 0.05576 146 98 33 15
512 I imagine you haven’t eaten in about 50 latitudes. 1.4314 0.05059 153 98 44 11
513 I'm gonna pass on your invite to have me for dinner. 1.4314 0.05389 153 102 36 15
514 For the last time… Yes I know that is only the tip of the iceberg! 1.4312 0.05366 160 108 35 17
515 Okay, this was pretty far down on my list of possible outcomes." 1.4311 0.04987 167 109 44 14
516 'Don't look at me like that, I used paper straws.' 1.4306 0.04992 144 90 46 8
517 I’m standing on what’s left of Miami. How did you get here? 1.4304 0.05340 158 106 36 16
518 Guess we’re in the same boat… or rather a lack thereof. 1.4304 0.04989 158 104 41 13
519 I heard you say you’d die for some ice. 1.4303 0.05384 165 113 33 19
520 Don’t suppose you’re vegan? 1.4303 0.05174 165 110 39 16
521 No, No, No, I said please get me a cold “Beer”! 1.4302 0.05221 172 117 36 19
522 A rising tide affects all beings 1.4295 0.05492 149 100 34 15
523 Tell me about it. Three weeks ago, I was a mountaintop hermit. 1.4295 0.05073 156 101 43 12
524 This is rather anticlimactic. 1.4295 0.05540 156 107 31 18
525 You’re not from around here, I take it. 1.4294 0.04882 163 107 43 13
526 My place or yours? 1.4286 0.04819 168 108 48 12
527 Spending the winter down south? 1.4276 0.04815 152 95 49 8
528 Food's better on the next island. 1.4276 0.05600 145 98 32 15
529 Well fuck. 1.4276 0.05514 145 97 34 14
530 Funny thing — from a distance you looked like a rescue boat driven by a supermodel. 1.4267 0.05624 150 103 30 17
531 Mine used to be a lot bigger too. 1.4266 0.05657 143 97 31 15
532 Aren’t you a bit out of your comfort zone? 1.4265 0.05386 136 88 38 10
533 At least you’re mobile 1.4265 0.05386 136 88 38 10
534 Don’t be sad. Three billionaires are in space. 1.4264 0.06005 129 88 27 14
535 Look on the bright side: we could make this a game of survivor.” 1.4264 0.05587 129 84 35 10
536 Not what I meant when I prayed for my polar opposite 1.4264 0.05800 129 86 31 12
537 Do you have outdoor seating? 1.4264 0.05904 129 87 29 13
538 Thanks for bringing the ice! 1.4260 0.04870 169 110 46 13
539 Why don’t we set up a Zoom meeting instead? 1.4260 0.05082 169 113 40 16
540 You go ahead. I’ll wait for the next one. 1.4259 0.05166 162 108 39 15
541 Friends or Edibles? 1.4258 0.05009 155 100 44 11
542 This is the polar opposite of what I was hoping for 1.4255 0.05535 141 94 34 13
543 Phil?!! What are the odds... 1.4254 0.05934 134 92 27 15
544 Don't look at me like that. My carbon footprint has been close to zero for over four years. 1.4250 0.05433 160 110 32 18
545 Are you a vegetarian? 1.4250 0.04068 160 111 37 12
546 Are you a bearer of good news, or is this some kind of omen. 1.4248 0.05138 153 100 41 12
547 I wasn’t expecting anyone or I would’ve put some pants on. 1.4248 0.05462 153 104 33 16
548 I jumped off my infected cruise ship. What’s your story. 1.4247 0.05309 146 96 38 12
549 They say it's not the destination. It's the journey. 1.4247 0.05128 146 94 42 10
550 No, I don't have an oar. 1.4245 0.05591 139 93 33 13
551 It looks like its just you me for the annual polar bear swim. 1.4245 0.05401 139 91 37 11
552 How hungry are you and how far can you jump? 1.4242 0.05024 165 109 42 14
553 Don't worry -- you'll be okay. Climate change is just a hoax. 1.4242 0.05804 132 89 30 13
554 I thought we agreed to hold this meeting over Zoom 1.4241 0.05181 158 105 39 14
555 You and I must have the same divorce attorney 1.4236 0.05795 144 100 27 17
556 Well I suppose we're both on thin ice now. 1.4236 0.05360 144 95 37 12
557 Trade? 1.4235 0.04847 170 111 46 13
558 You using that tree? 1.4234 0.05356 137 89 38 10
559 6 feet please 1.4234 0.05356 137 89 38 10
560 Thoughts and prayers didn’t work for you either? 1.4233 0.05633 163 116 25 22
561 So, what brings you to Florida? 1.4222 0.05511 135 89 35 11
562 This island is hosting the climate conference, the buffet is on the next. 1.4219 0.06137 128 89 24 15
563 Oh, Barry, I feel we're drifting apart! 1.4218 0.05539 147 100 32 15
564 'Go with the floe,' they said. 1.4218 0.05192 147 96 40 11
565 Finally, Food & Shade". "Finally, Food & Water! 1.4214 0.05274 140 91 39 10
566 Ah, we meet at last. It wasn’t a matter of time, but of weather. 1.4214 0.05232 159 107 37 15
567 Oh, good. You remembered to bring the ice. 1.4211 0.05158 152 100 40 12
568 So… what’s good to eat around here? 1.4211 0.05072 152 99 42 11
569 I said: "No ice, please". 1.4206 0.05207 126 79 41 6
570 The solitude here is unbearable. 1.4206 0.05674 126 83 33 10
571 WHAT? YOU WAITING FOR ME TO YELL "RADIO!" OR SOMETHING? 1.4201 0.05477 169 120 27 22
572 Oh great, talk about polar opposites 1.4199 0.04958 181 123 40 18
573 Yep, just keep going straight down past New Zealand---you can't miss it---big, and white,and cold. 1.4198 0.05086 162 108 40 14
574 Why the long paws? 1.4194 0.05327 155 105 35 15
575 A mirage can go both ways you know. 1.4186 0.05792 129 87 30 12
576 You are the coolest thing I've seen since I've been here. 1.4186 0.05243 129 82 40 7
577 It’s a hoax! 1.4183 0.04961 153 104 36 13
578 I got your message. 1.4179 0.06020 134 94 24 16
579 If yours shrinks, so does mine. 1.4179 0.04946 134 91 33 10
580 'Oh, I'll take the next one' 1.4178 0.05212 146 96 39 11
581 Come on--I prayed for a cold BEER 1.4177 0.05404 158 109 32 17
582 Well I guess we all have our bears to cross. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
583 Wow! Global warming has sent me a friend. 1.4172 0.05422 163 114 30 19
584 So…I see you forgot to make your “What 3 things would you want if you were stranded on a deserted island” list too 1.4171 0.05079 175 120 37 18
585 It is absolutely NOT cooler in the shade... 1.4171 0.04780 187 126 44 17
586 Me? I'm here to get away from all those climate change believers. 1.4167 0.05382 132 86 37 9
587 Finally, something besides fish to eat." "Finally, something besides fish to eat. 1.4167 0.05434 168 119 28 21
588 At least you can break off a piece and suck on it. 1.4161 0.05447 137 91 35 11
589 We are about to find out which one of us is more endangered 1.4161 0.05545 137 92 33 12
590 Sadly,I think we're both endangered species. 1.4157 0.04688 178 117 48 13
591 Damn, you too? 1.4155 0.05021 142 91 43 8
592 This cartoon isn't big enough for the two of us. 1.4154 0.05756 130 88 30 12
593 Dinner for one? 1.4152 0.04960 171 115 41 15
594 Su casa is gonna melt and flood mi casa. 1.4151 0.05376 159 110 32 17
595 Well at least one of us won’t be hungry? 1.4148 0.05796 135 93 28 14
596 Don't blame me my carbon footprint is zero. 1.4148 0.05085 135 86 42 7
597 We're both endangered. 1.4148 0.05192 135 87 40 8
598 How about this weather? 1.4145 0.05234 152 102 37 13
599 At least you traveled, got to see the world! 1.4145 0.04979 152 99 43 10
600 You think global warming hit you bad? This used to be Miami... 1.4145 0.05065 152 100 41 11
601 One of us is probably a mirage 1.4143 0.05458 140 94 34 12
602 I'll trade you a coconut for a glass of ice water. 1.4143 0.05458 140 94 34 12
603 Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to go with the floe. 1.4143 0.05118 140 93 37 10
604 And I thought I had problems. 1.4141 0.05604 128 85 33 10
605 We're in the saddest cartoon ever. 1.4141 0.06027 128 89 25 14
606 When I prayed for fresh water, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.4141 0.05146 128 81 41 6
607 Oh good, my ride's here. 1.4141 0.05604 128 85 33 10
608 Who’s for dinner? 1.4138 0.05140 145 95 40 10
609 Looks like we’re suffering from bipolar disorder. 1.4133 0.05531 150 104 30 16
610 No. I'm bi-polar. You're just polar. 1.4130 0.05317 138 91 37 10
611 How are you adapting? 1.4129 0.04996 155 102 42 11
612 Alexa, I said send me some "Solar Wear" 1.4126 0.05643 143 99 29 15
613 Well, looks like one of us is really screwed. 1.4125 0.04888 160 105 44 11
614 It's what we call a zero-sum game, which means we're both screwed either way. 1.4122 0.05721 131 89 30 12
615 Sorry, but have you been vaccinated yet 1.4122 0.05585 148 103 29 16
616 Well, at least one of us will eat well tonight. 1.4121 0.04938 165 110 42 13
617 I got your message in a bottle about climate change being a hoax. I came as quick as I could. 1.4118 0.04977 170 115 40 15
618 I've got the coconuts if you've got the ice. 1.4113 0.05237 141 93 38 10
619 Let’s not start pointing fingers here… 1.4113 0.05139 141 92 40 9
620 I was too proud to ask for directions, too. 1.4110 0.05383 146 99 34 13
621 Are you able to get wifi over there? 1.4107 0.04650 168 109 49 10
622 This didn’t happen in Castaway 1.4107 0.04874 168 112 43 13
623 I see you brought ice. I have a bit of rum. Celebrate? Or... As I suspect, you are ready for dinner... my bad. 1.4106 0.04996 151 99 42 10
624 Trust me, I feel your pain, this is all that's left of Florida. 1.4104 0.05424 134 89 35 10
625 NOW... no one is gonna believe me. 1.4101 0.04429 139 89 45 5
626 Have we met? 1.4099 0.04943 161 107 42 12
627 Are you staying for dinner? 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
628 Welcome to Quebec! 1.4097 0.05611 144 100 29 15
629 Well I hope we didn’t pick the same book 1.4094 0.05847 127 87 28 12
630 Let me guess. It's been a long, long time since you've eaten anything. 1.4094 0.05217 149 100 37 12
631 Dan regretted ordering a beer on ice. 1.4094 0.05554 149 104 29 16
632 Don’t complain. This used to be a mountaintop. 1.4088 0.05295 159 110 33 16
633 The product of a polarized nation. 1.4088 0.04985 159 106 41 12
634 You’re a vegetarian, right? 1.4088 0.05339 137 91 36 10
635 Alex now recognizes it that he should have been more specific in his prayers for food and water. 1.4082 0.05266 147 99 36 12
636 When did you breakup? 1.4080 0.05340 125 81 37 7
637 We finally meet! Our 1 degree of separation was Fahrenheit. 1.4074 0.05593 135 92 31 12
638 Please know that I donate every spare cent I have to the World Wildlife Federation. 1.4071 0.05354 140 94 35 11
639 Ugh. I came here to get away from liberal hoaxes. 1.4069 0.05579 145 101 29 15
640 Where were you when I still had beer left? 1.4069 0.05132 145 96 39 10
641 Don't suppose you have any SPF 1000? 1.4069 0.05225 145 97 37 11
642 You ordered ice? 1.4069 0.05038 145 95 41 9
643 I gave to the World Wildlife Fund 1.4068 0.05547 118 77 34 7
644 Dude, you’re actually more screwed than I am. 1.4067 0.05190 150 101 37 12
645 If Jeremy had known his wish for a well cooled, crewed, intercontinental vessel would be granted, he might have taken his time, which he had in abundance, to be more specific in his wording. 1.4065 0.04988 155 108 33 14
646 ' changed my mind on Karma and Global warming all on one day..' 1.4062 0.05703 128 87 30 11
647 Not the rescue ship I need, but probably the rescue ship I deserve. 1.4054 0.05059 148 98 40 10
648 When I wished for an “iced cold beer,” I must not have annunciated clearly enough… 1.4054 0.05237 148 100 36 12
649 Let me start by saying I drive a hybrid. 1.4054 0.05059 148 98 40 10
650 You're early. 1.4046 0.05172 131 85 39 7
651 Congratulations on being the first polar bear to reach the top of Mount Everest! 1.4046 0.05814 131 91 27 13
652 Have you eaten? 1.4046 0.05502 131 88 33 10
653 So it's a go-with-the-floe thing? 1.4044 0.05360 136 91 35 10
654 Well if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions 1.4044 0.05657 136 94 29 13
655 I didn't expect snowbirds for another month. 1.4043 0.05511 141 97 31 13
656 Still social distancing? 1.4041 0.05286 146 99 35 12
657 What do you use for your Zoom background? 1.4032 0.05600 124 83 32 9
658 In the long-term we're both screwed; however, in the short-term you definitely have the advantage. 1.4031 0.05773 129 89 28 12
659 The penguin went that way 1.4031 0.05450 129 86 34 9
660 This was definitely NOT on my list of things to have on a deserted island. 1.4030 0.05617 134 92 30 12
661 I wished for Polar Water on ice. 1.4029 0.05278 139 93 36 10
662 Hi are you my Uber? 1.4029 0.05178 139 92 38 9
663 Have you considered the health benefits of vegetarianism? 1.4028 0.05336 144 98 34 12
664 Baked Alaska meets tropical punch. 1.4028 0.05689 144 102 26 16
665 Welcome to California. 1.4028 0.05245 144 97 36 11
666 Hey, am I your mirage or are you my mirage? 1.4026 0.04789 154 103 41 10
667 Well, at least one of us gets a last meal. 1.4026 0.05172 154 105 36 13
668 Before you come ashore, I'll need to see your Covid vaccine passport. 1.4026 0.05006 154 103 40 11
669 Great, now I gotta quarentine all over again … 1.4026 0.05172 154 105 36 13
670 The North Pole ain’t what it used to be 1.4016 0.05541 122 81 33 8
671 Well, at least I avoided COVID-19. 1.4016 0.05662 122 82 31 9
672 You don't really look like your profile picture. 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
673 Welcome to Los Angeles. 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
674 I need ice and you need what was that again? 1.4015 0.05308 132 90 32 10
675 I finally understand your plight. 1.4015 0.05028 132 85 41 6
676 No, I don’t believe it either. Say, are you hungry, too? 1.4014 0.04902 142 92 43 7
677 OK, you eat me. Then what? 1.4014 0.05480 142 98 31 13
678 Directions? Head North. 1.4000 0.05484 135 92 32 11
679 I don't think we belong in the same cartoon, eh. 1.4000 0.05049 140 92 40 8
680 I guess you're the bear of bad news. 1.4000 0.05434 150 105 30 15
681 I'm hoping you can't climb trees. 1.4000 0.04834 145 94 44 7
682 Mine's shrunk too. 1.4000 0.04683 145 100 35 10
683 Hello, 2021 1.4000 0.05534 140 97 30 13
684 Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... 1.4000 0.04580 145 99 37 9
685 I might be able to throw something together with coconuts and ice. 1.4000 0.05307 145 99 34 12
686 - can I take a selfie first? 1.3988 0.05214 168 119 31 18
687 Just remember, “No bear is an island.” 1.3987 0.04937 153 104 38 11
688 Welcome to Don't Eat the Dude Island. 1.3986 0.05229 148 101 35 12
689 We could go in on a pina colada. 1.3986 0.05311 143 100 30 13
690 Yeah, sure, I'm a vegetarian. Mostly. 1.3986 0.05170 143 96 37 10
691 Due to global warming I've had to invoke strong immigration restrictions. 1.3985 0.05742 133 93 27 13
692 Finally, a cool neighbor! 1.3985 0.05742 133 93 27 13
693 I know you've been holding it in, but stay away from my tree.. 1.3984 0.05905 128 90 25 13
694 In today's housing market, we're considered the lucky ones. 1.3984 0.05472 128 86 33 9
695 Down for the weekend? 1.3984 0.05064 123 86 28 9
696 Are you thinking what I’m thinking? 1.3982 0.05968 113 77 27 9
697 So… shall we break the ice? 1.3974 0.05239 151 104 34 13
698 Yeah, I agree: we’re so polarized these days. 1.3973 0.05707 146 105 24 17
699 There’s lots more room at low tide, and I’ll show you how to drink from a coconut. 1.3973 0.05187 146 99 36 11
700 I will call you Wilson. 1.3972 0.05219 141 95 36 10
701 One thing I've learned here is to go with the floe. 1.3972 0.05121 141 94 38 9
702 No, in fact, I haven't eaten. 1.3971 0.05248 136 91 36 9
703 Tell me you brought a paddle... 1.3971 0.05451 136 93 32 11
704 Man: companionship, laughter, conversation. Polar Bear: Food 1.3971 0.05451 136 93 32 11
705 You wouldn't, by chance, be a vegan? 1.3969 0.05598 131 90 30 11
706 Don't blame me! I drive a Tesla!" 1.3969 0.05701 131 91 28 12
707 Don’t look at me like that 1.3969 0.05492 131 89 32 10
708 And I thought rising sea levels were my biggest worry about global warming. 1.3969 0.05384 131 88 34 9
709 I'd invite you over, but technically you would be an invasive species. 1.3967 0.05439 121 80 34 7
710 You can stay the weekend, but I have a flock of penguins coming on Monday 1.3967 0.05564 121 81 32 8
711 Good news! All new cars will be electric by 2040! 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
712 Don’t look at me, I’m carbon neutral. 1.3961 0.04911 154 103 41 10
713 Don’t be ashamed – I have to ask for directions sometimes. too. 1.3960 0.05200 149 102 35 12
714 Welcome to Hawaii, the Big Island! 1.3958 0.05418 144 100 31 13
715 We’re not so different, you and I. 1.3957 0.05168 139 93 37 9
716 Philip is on the next island! 1.3953 0.05657 129 89 29 11
717 Won't you be my neighbor. 1.3953 0.05657 129 89 29 11
718 Welcome to North America. 1.3953 0.05549 129 88 31 10
719 Can you give me a shove? 1.3953 0.05657 129 89 29 11
720 ...but teach a bear how to fish... 1.3950 0.05873 119 82 27 10
721 Oh no, you too! 1.3949 0.05012 157 107 38 12
722 Fine, but bear in mind that I snore. 1.3947 0.05126 152 104 36 12
723 Well, at least you're going somewhere. 1.3945 0.05976 109 74 27 8
724 I don't get it. My caption is always better than winning one and they never pick me 1.3939 0.06061 132 96 20 16
725 When you arrive to the climate skeptics party too early…or too late. 1.3939 0.05458 132 90 32 10
726 I said I wanted a beer on ice, not a bear on ice 1.3937 0.05826 127 89 26 12
727 I'm going to pass. 1.3934 0.05404 122 81 34 7
728 I ordered cubes. 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
729 Careful what you wish for. 1.3934 0.05649 122 83 30 9
730 Florida really has changed, hasn’t it? 1.3933 0.05085 150 102 37 11
731 I imagined a lot of ways I'd die on this island. This wasn't one of them. 1.3933 0.05588 150 108 25 17
732 Their hungry eyes met, and in an instant both Basil and the Bear realised that companionship trumped consumption. 1.3932 0.06064 117 82 24 11
733 When Life of Pi actually happens 1.3932 0.06064 117 82 24 11
734 Don't worry, I'm vegan. 1.3929 0.04935 140 92 41 7
735 Honestly, I don’t know which of us is more fucked… 1.3929 0.05797 140 101 23 16
736 “Covid quarantine. What about you?” 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
737 No, it's 2046. Welcome to the Hawaiian Island. 1.3929 0.04853 168 115 40 13
738 ‘Oh, look - dessert island’ 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
739 I got nothin'. You? 1.3926 0.05473 135 93 31 11
740 Maybe we should skip the icebreakers. 1.3925 0.06607 107 77 18 12
741 This season on ‘Survivor - Man vs. Beast: Climate Change edition’ 1.3922 0.05014 153 104 38 11
742 At least you get to stay cool 1.3919 0.05131 148 101 36 11
743 It seems like a really bad sign that you’re here, in the Florida Key. 1.3917 0.05199 120 78 37 5
744 Your first day too? 1.3917 0.05712 120 82 29 9
745 More of a Pepsi guy, myself. 1.3917 0.05265 120 86 24 10
746 Small world. 1.3913 0.05288 138 94 34 10
747 Yeah, my island used to be really big too. 1.3913 0.05481 115 76 33 6
748 . “I’m starting to think Al Gore may have been right” 1.3913 0.04872 138 90 42 6
749 Dilemma: Do I grin and bear it or go with the floe? 1.3910 0.06022 133 97 20 16
750 What is your pronoun? 1.3909 0.05494 110 72 33 5
751 I'd love to have you over for dinner. 1.3907 0.04880 151 101 41 9
752 Thank God for global warming....I've been so lonely the past decade. 1.3906 0.04989 128 83 40 5
753 Like I wasn't depressed enough. 1.3902 0.05612 123 84 30 9
754 Think. You'd get lonely on this island all by yourself. 1.3902 0.05845 123 86 26 11
755 Did you hear Bezos went to space? 1.3902 0.05612 123 84 30 9
756 I have an Uber for Jeff? 1.3902 0.05612 123 84 30 9
757 But I don't believe in climate change! 1.3901 0.05110 141 95 37 9
758 Ok, hypothetically speaking, what is the one thing you would bring if you were stranded on a deserted island? 1.3901 0.05110 141 95 37 9
759 Small world, huh. 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
760 For the record big guy, I drive an electric car and up until just a few minutes ago an electric boat. 1.3896 0.03721 154 112 32 10
761 Each man is an island. What's your excuse? 1.3896 0.05237 154 108 32 14
762 So...which travel agency did YOU use? 1.3896 0.05237 154 108 32 14
763 Nowadays we really have no choice but to go with the floe. 1.3894 0.05954 113 78 26 9
764 Well, I did wish for fresh water and someone to talk to. 1.3893 0.05262 131 88 35 8
765 Pardon me, but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.3893 0.05793 131 93 25 13
766 And that's not even the tip of the iceberg! 1.3893 0.05013 149 101 38 10
767 Finally, a beach and a free snack. 1.3889 0.05131 144 98 36 10
768 So your from Greenland. Well, welcome to Nantucket. 1.3889 0.05631 126 87 29 10
769 Hot out today, huh? 1.3889 0.05631 126 87 29 10
770 I'll share my shade if I can have some ice. 1.3884 0.05426 121 81 33 7
771 Eat prey. Love? Ha ha,you're funny. 1.3883 0.05559 103 67 32 4
772 Yep, go due north, 3000 miles. You can't miss it. 1.3883 0.05728 103 68 30 5
773 Wha'dya mean, what's for dinner? 1.3882 0.05117 152 105 35 12
774 Nine-tenths of yours is underwater, but mine used to be New Zealand. 1.3881 0.05696 134 95 26 13
775 My therapist said I’m a bipolar with an existential crisis 1.3881 0.05597 134 94 28 12
776 Well, this is awkward. 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
777 Why yes, I'm free for lunch tommorow 1.3879 0.05305 116 76 35 5
778 we've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty 1.3879 0.06453 116 85 17 14
779 Do these stripes make me look fat? 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
780 I knew climate change would be a bear,but this is ridiculous! 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
781 I will trade you two dead fish for some ice. 1.3871 0.05692 124 86 28 10
782 No, I wished for an iced cold BEER! 1.3871 0.05806 124 87 26 11
783 So long, and thanks for all the fish! 1.3867 0.04896 150 101 40 9
784 Going south? 1.3864 0.04887 132 86 41 5
785 Climate change is bringing us closer together! 1.3862 0.05008 145 98 38 9
786 I can relate. This island used to be 3 square miles. 1.3862 0.05196 145 100 34 11
787 I think we need to take things slow. 1.3862 0.05008 145 98 38 9
788 In my defense, I didn’t really think this whole climate change thing would affect me too. 1.3862 0.05103 145 99 36 10
789 So uh...where ya headed? 1.3858 0.05595 127 88 29 10
790 Join me , mine doesn’t melt 1.3858 0.05595 127 88 29 10
791 Please don’t say ‘I told you so.’ 1.3858 0.05706 127 89 27 11
792 Just let me be food for thought 1.3857 0.05227 140 96 34 10
793 This wasn’t an island before either. 1.3856 0.05417 153 110 27 16
794 This climate change thing is unbearable. 1.3852 0.04581 135 96 30 9
795 Any news on the Paris Agreement? 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
796 You poor thing, I bet you're starving. 1.3846 0.05408 117 78 33 6
797 I think you might be a tad overdressed 1.3846 0.05053 143 97 37 9
798 Climate change is a beast, ain’t it? 1.3846 0.05150 143 98 35 10
799 I guess we're in the same boat....if only we had a boat. 1.3840 0.05540 125 86 30 9
800 Got the ice, but forgot the mixers. My bad. 1.3840 0.05655 125 87 28 10
801 Mind if I hitch a ride? 1.3840 0.04857 125 88 29 8
802 Hey, sometimes you gotta go with the floe. 1.3839 0.05982 112 78 25 9
803 So… Are you still working remote? 1.3839 0.05846 112 77 27 8
804 Welcome to Miami! 1.3835 0.05620 133 94 27 12
805 It looks like my castaway adventure has come face-to-face with an inconvenient truth.... 1.3835 0.05720 133 95 25 13
806 You're polar, I'm bipolar, let's see if we can make it work. 1.3835 0.05620 133 94 27 12
807 Kind of hoping you are also a pescatarian! 1.3833 0.05574 120 82 30 8
808 What brings you this way? 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
809 A Klondike BAR! BAR! 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
810 Welcome to Australia. 1.3830 0.05573 141 101 26 14
811 Hallucinations? No, I haven't seen any. How about you? 1.3830 0.04791 141 98 34 9
812 Let's see Tom Hanks play YOU in a movie. 1.3828 0.05217 128 86 35 7
813 So,I guess this means no bear is an island either. 1.3826 0.05869 115 80 26 9
814 wecome to america 1.3824 0.06080 102 70 25 7
815 You're not one of these climate change nuts, are you? 1.3821 0.05230 123 82 35 6
816 This is a vegan island. Seals are further on, probably. 1.3821 0.05230 123 82 35 6
817 I guess this means we’re already past the 2°C Paris Agreement limit? 1.3821 0.05101 123 81 37 5
818 Sorry, COVID travel restrictions are still in place. 1.3821 0.05599 123 85 29 9
819 Not my fault, I was here the whole time 1.3819 0.05121 144 99 35 10
820 Let's agree to grin and bear it. 1.3818 0.05916 110 76 26 8
821 Wow! Talk about your “inconvenient truths”! 1.3814 0.05886 118 83 25 10
822 Do you have the wifi password? 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
823 Yeah, a seal swam by about an hour ago. 1.3814 0.05886 118 83 25 10
824 I'm guessing we're way past the "I'm sorry" stage, right? 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
825 It's not the end of the world. 1.3810 0.05642 105 70 30 5
826 You fish for us and I won’t talk about global warming . 1.3810 0.05047 147 101 36 10
827 At least there are people out there who care about your existence! 1.3810 0.05317 147 104 30 13
828 I guess we should skip the weather small talk? 1.3810 0.05021 126 83 38 5
829 The good news is that now you won’t die of thirst. 1.3806 0.05484 134 94 29 11
830 Actually, I prefer a more traditional rescue. 1.3806 0.05380 134 93 31 10
831 No, I'm not David. You should've taken a right on the last island. 1.3805 0.05155 113 79 28 6
832 The good news is I have rum. We could make daquiris. 1.3803 0.05070 142 97 36 9
833 This would be a start of a beautiful friendship… or meal. 1.3803 0.05167 142 98 34 10
834 This cartoon is not funny. It's inhumane. To create a joke about the plight of polar bears is inexcusable. Shame on the cartoonist as well as the editors of The New Yorker, and, for that matter, anyone who submits a caption. 1.3802 0.06456 121 91 14 16
835 I’m a little concerned about the Melta Variant. 1.3800 0.06633 100 72 18 10
836 I see the Republicans are gerrymandering again. 1.3800 0.06633 100 72 18 10
837 What are you so sad about? You've got fresh water! 1.3798 0.05413 129 89 31 9
838 Up until now, I've been a climate change denier. 1.3796 0.05194 137 94 34 9
839 Mine broke away from Malibu. 1.3796 0.05296 137 95 32 10
840 Don’t blame me; I voted for the other guy 1.3793 0.05185 145 101 33 11
841 We're both without a paddle. 1.3790 0.05849 124 91 20 13
842 I’m here because of a ‘weather cycle’. What about you? 1.3788 0.05161 132 92 31 9
843 Please don’t eat me…I use to drive a Prius. 1.3788 0.05643 132 94 26 12
844 Welcome to Denver. 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
845 Sure, you could eat me. But that wouldn’t be very sustainable. 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
846 I'll share my last bottle of rum if you'll share your ice. 1.3784 0.04538 148 107 30 11
847 This used to be part of Miami before Global warming. 1.3782 0.05966 119 85 23 11
848 Long trip? You must be hungry. 1.3782 0.05336 119 80 33 6
849 I'm from Polar Insurance and we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. 1.3782 0.05966 119 85 23 11
850 So, have you heard the one about two penguins that walk into a bar? 1.3780 0.05235 127 86 34 7
851 There's no denying now. We're both f---ed. 1.3780 0.05353 127 87 32 8
852 Where's the Coca-Cola? 1.3778 0.05551 135 96 27 12
853 Keep going- I'm just a mirage. 1.3772 0.05626 114 78 29 7
854 It's weird when you realize both of our islands are shrinking. 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
855 You vaxxed? 1.3772 0.06026 114 81 23 10
856 I've heard of it. Wasn't it once part of Russia? 1.3772 0.05487 114 77 31 6
857 Any news about global warming? 1.3772 0.05343 114 76 33 5
858 The last thing I need now is bear market… 1.3770 0.05622 122 85 28 9
859 Thanks to climate change, the North Pole now offers beach front property. 1.3769 0.05153 130 88 35 7
860 Oh no, I wished for a cold BEER. 1.3769 0.05489 130 91 29 10
861 Guess what. If that melts, we both drown. 1.3761 0.05943 109 76 25 8
862 Er, I am not seeing the humor in this..... 1.3761 0.06036 117 84 22 11
863 Do you play chess? 1.3761 0.05527 117 80 30 7
864 They got your message in a bottle, but nobody cares. 1.3761 0.05527 117 80 30 7
865 If only the climate change deniers could see us now! 1.3760 0.05164 125 84 35 6
866 I'm guessing you're also hungry. 1.3760 0.05526 125 87 29 9
867 So, how long have you lived in Miami? 1.3760 0.05287 125 85 33 7
868 Be my guest, although I wouldn't exactly call one tree "the woods" 1.3760 0.05641 125 88 27 10
869 Yea, I thought climate change was fake too. 1.3760 0.05287 125 85 33 7
870 My island also used to be bigger 1.3760 0.05037 125 83 37 5
871 Tired of chillin? 1.3759 0.05185 133 91 34 8
872 Fresh food!” “Fresh water! 1.3750 0.05546 128 90 28 10
873 How about drinks. Your place or mine? 1.3750 0.05106 136 93 35 8
874 To eat or be eaten that is the question 1.3750 0.05805 120 85 25 10
875 The good news is, you're rescued. The bad news is, I'm the rescue. 1.3750 0.05013 144 99 36 9
876 Well, at least we both like fish! 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
877 you’d better not float any closer until I see the vaccine card. 1.3750 0.05315 136 95 31 10
878 Yes, now that you mention it. The island seems to be a bit smaller lately. 1.3750 0.05869 128 93 22 13
879 When Global Warming and polar bear migration impacts you personally, it's already too late. 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
880 Mine’s bigger 1.3750 0.05203 128 87 34 7
881 So we're going to have to learn to live together. I've got the scotch, you bring the rocks. 1.3750 0.04915 144 98 38 8
882 Not unless you mask. 1.3750 0.05559 120 83 29 8
883 I found your message in a bottle. How can I help you? 1.3741 0.04750 147 99 41 7
884 Head north about 6000 miles, you can't miss it. 1.3741 0.05234 139 97 32 10
885 Allow me to break the ice with a metaphor..no man is an island.. 1.3740 0.05464 123 85 30 8
886 Yep. I’m through with travel agents too. 1.3739 0.05983 115 82 23 10
887 I'd like to talk to you about your car warranty expiring. 1.3739 0.05854 115 81 25 9
888 Well, I can't say my prayer for ice wasn't fulfilled. 1.3730 0.05253 126 86 33 7
889 Climate refuge or not, I simply cannot allow you on this island without proof of vaccination 1.3730 0.05604 126 89 27 10
890 Are we still on for lunch? 1.3729 0.05355 118 80 32 6
891 It may be my fault, but I'm still not getting on that thing with you. 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
892 No, I’m Bob. Norman is an island. 1.3729 0.05619 118 82 28 8
893 Whatever you’re thinking, it goes both ways. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
894 Yup we are both going extinct 1.3727 0.06309 110 80 19 11
895 It's just one tree, not woods, but I get that you really gotta go." 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
896 The irony was not lost on Dan, he just hoped that the bear found it just as funny 1.3723 0.04860 137 92 39 6
897 Either climate change is real or you aren't. 1.3719 0.05765 121 86 25 10
898 We’re fucked. 1.3719 0.06057 121 91 16 14
899 You think you've got problems? I've only got one bar on my phone 1.3717 0.05362 113 76 32 5
900 Wasn’t expecting you so soon… 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
901 I go with the f-l-o-w; you with the f-l-o-e. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
902 I’ll take the next one. 1.3714 0.05110 105 68 35 2
903 Climate change has aged you, Smokey. 1.3712 0.05526 132 94 27 11
904 Freedom of navigation, my ass. Xi Jinping will hear of this. 1.3711 0.06273 97 68 22 7
905 Cheapvacations.com strikes again. 1.3710 0.05428 124 86 30 8
906 Even polar opposites can find common ground 1.3707 0.05548 116 80 29 7
907 You're welcome here, assuming you're not bipolar. 1.3706 0.05407 143 103 27 13
908 Wanna switch? 1.3704 0.05195 108 71 34 3
909 Did you forget the rum again? 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
910 I suppose you think this is all my fault. 1.3704 0.05637 135 98 24 13
911 I always thought polar bears would be extinct first. 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
912 So...how about this weather, huh? 1.3704 0.05970 108 76 24 8
913 Will you trade a coca-cola for a coconut? 1.3704 0.05673 108 74 28 6
914 Yeah I didn’t believe in global warming either 1.3704 0.05014 135 92 36 7
915 You want to reach land, and I need a ride. Let's trade. 1.3704 0.05123 135 93 34 8
916 How are you at canasta? 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
917 Good, I could use some ice. 1.3697 0.05184 119 80 34 5
918 It's funny, I never thought global warming would actually kill me 1.3697 0.05451 119 82 30 7
919 You're right. There's nothing funny about this. 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
920 Business or pleasure? 1.3694 0.06128 111 80 21 10
921 OK, maybe climate change is real. This used to be Hawaii. 1.3694 0.05419 111 75 31 5
922 And this is only the tip of the iceberg... 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
923 You're on The Polar Express? Is this a Tom Hanks movie festival? 1.3692 0.05583 130 93 26 11
924 I'm tough and stringy, and would taste awful. Really. 1.3692 0.05475 130 92 28 10
925 Rather than ponder the implications of climate change, or eat me, can I persuade you to hibernate? 1.3689 0.05484 122 88 26 8
926 We both need to trust in carbon capture. 1.3689 0.05232 122 83 33 6
927 The flipside of it is that you get to travel. 1.3689 0.05607 122 86 27 9
928 Bob knew that the survival of the fittest was not in his favor. 1.3689 0.05359 122 84 31 7
929 So,what do YOU do in your spare time? 1.3684 0.05171 133 97 25 11
930 Looks like we're both screwed. 1.3684 0.05695 133 97 23 13
931 May I lick your floe? 1.3684 0.05492 133 95 27 11
932 Uber for Dave? 1.3680 0.05511 125 88 28 9
933 I knew the earth's magnetic pole was shifting south, but not THIS far south. 1.3680 0.05627 125 89 26 10
934 I’d like to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty. 1.3680 0.05961 125 92 20 13
935 Looks like we’re not polar opposites after all 1.3680 0.05511 125 88 28 9
936 Excuse me, do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? 1.3677 0.05180 155 112 29 14
937 Are you vaccinated? 1.3676 0.05093 136 94 34 8
938 You're too late with the ice, I finished my G&T weeks ago. 1.3675 0.05235 117 79 33 5
939 No, man. I'm on a retreat. 1.3675 0.05374 117 80 31 6
940 You’re on thin ice, buddy. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
941 We could probably chip off a few more cubes before it’s too late, right? 1.3672 0.04205 128 90 33 5
942 Tell you what... I'll plant another tree? 1.3670 0.04638 109 74 32 3
943 Your problems are just the tip of the iceberg. 1.3667 0.05415 120 83 30 7
944 Zero sum game. One island melts; the other floods. 1.3664 0.05332 131 92 30 9
945 What say we skip the icebreakers? 1.3663 0.06406 101 73 19 9
946 Make Pangea Great Again! 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
947 Day 521. My isolation has finally become bearable. 1.3661 0.06082 112 81 21 10
948 If you won’t switch, could you spare a Klondike Bar? 1.3659 0.05068 123 83 35 5
949 Serves me right for ordering the bear necessities 1.3659 0.05068 123 83 35 5
950 Good to see you brought the ice but you forgot the Margartia's! 1.3652 0.05142 115 82 26 7
951 There is fish for dinner. I REALLY hope you like fish... You like fish, don't you? 1.3652 0.05569 115 80 28 7
952 I'm good with this one, thanks. 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
953 Don't blame me, I have no carbon footprint. 1.3651 0.05115 126 86 34 6
954 We’ll travel along, side by side. 1.3651 0.05238 126 87 32 7
955 Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, the bear eats you. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
956 Whoa! and I thought I was screwed. 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
957 They all laughed at Bill's suggestion of bear spray, during that desert island team-building exercise. 1.3643 0.05271 129 90 31 8
958 I know how you feel. This island used to be as big as Madagascar. 1.3643 0.04988 140 97 35 8
959 Maybe this is the ice floe talking, but every day you seem to look less like a fellow bear and more like a juicy, defenseless prey animal. 1.3643 0.05090 140 98 33 9
960 I hope you like coconuts. 1.3636 0.05736 110 77 26 7
961 If you're floating past the Hamptons, can you drop me off? 1.3636 0.06494 99 72 18 9
962 Does this mean we’re back in the food chain? 1.3636 0.05736 110 77 26 7
963 Don’t worry, I’m sure the next generation will help us. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
964 Working remotely 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
965 I'm kinda into social distancing at the moment. 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
966 Before you get off, you need to know this island used to be much larger. 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
967 About 2500 miles, then you make a sharp right" 1.3628 0.05488 113 78 29 6
968 I know we're both hungry, but let's not forget who the superior life form is here. 1.3628 0.05631 113 79 27 7
969 I think we're it. 1.3628 0.05769 113 82 22 9
970 Darn. From afar you looked like a boat. 1.3628 0.05631 113 79 27 7
971 I don't think this bodes well for either of us 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
972 Oh oh, this isn't good for one of us 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
973 Who did you expect, Tom Hanks? 1.3627 0.05536 102 69 29 4
974 Damn. Should've taken those swimming classes. 1.3627 0.04784 102 75 21 6
975 Are you lunch or am I? 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
976 Don’t worry pal, it’s only cyclical. 1.3623 0.05033 138 96 34 8
977 I think you misunderstood when He told you to go with the floe. 1.3622 0.04958 127 86 36 5
978 There goes the neighborhood 1.3622 0.05664 127 92 24 11
979 I'm not vaccinated." 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
980 Table for one? 1.3621 0.05664 116 82 26 8
981 I'm guessing society didn't do anything about climate change? 1.3621 0.05180 116 81 29 6
982 Yes, but we deserve it, you don’t. 1.3619 0.05600 105 72 28 5
983 Oh..... If only this was just a cartoon..... 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
984 You can’t say we’re in the same boat when the whole point is that neither of us has a boat. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
985 Mine's a rental. 1.3617 0.06739 94 69 16 9
986 Did you get screwed over on Airbnb too? 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
987 Did you sign up for the "limited time only" vacation package too? 1.3615 0.05675 130 95 23 12
988 Same here - everybody kept saying shipwrecks were a hoax. 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
989 Room for one more? 1.3613 0.05814 119 86 23 10
990 I know the polar vortex is expanding, but this is ridiculous. 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
991 Trade you a coconut cream for an eskimo pie... 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
992 I’m on quarantine. 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
993 With your ice and my coconuts, we can have Pina Coladas. 1.3608 0.05896 97 67 25 5
994 So, are you the tip of the iceberg? 1.3607 0.05827 122 89 22 11
995 I was shipwrecked. What's your excuse? 1.3607 0.05468 122 86 28 8
996 Nope,no mask required. Welcome to Tallahassee! 1.3604 0.05694 111 78 26 7
997 I called for an Uber, not an Ursa! 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
998 Can you give me a ride to the mainland? 1.3600 0.05376 125 88 29 8
999 I didn't know that being deserted meant I could have visitors. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
1000 How’s the weather? 1.3600 0.05599 100 68 28 4
1001 Sorry, No Vacancy 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
1002 I ordered ice and a beer, not ice and a bear. 1.3596 0.06120 114 84 19 11
1003 Let me guess. You just happened to be in the neighborhood. 1.3596 0.05590 114 80 27 7
1004 At least tell me you're vaccinated. 1.3596 0.05305 114 78 31 5
1005 I guess it’s just a matter of time. 1.3596 0.05590 114 80 27 7
1006 You need a ride? 1.3596 0.05305 114 78 31 5
1007 Looks like we're both canaries in the coal mine. 1.3594 0.04927 128 87 36 5
1008 At least it’s a dry heat. 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
1009 This is awkward, I haven't shaved. 1.3590 0.05491 117 82 28 7
1010 If I can borrow your ice floe, you can enjoy a beach holiday here. 1.3588 0.05091 131 91 33 7
1011 this doesn't need a caption-it's perfect as it is 1.3585 0.06455 106 79 16 11
1012 Yeah, you want to take a left. Keep going, you can't miss it. 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
1013 So, every bear is an island as well? 1.3585 0.05224 106 71 32 3
1014 I haven’t been vaccinated. 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
1015 Is that fresh water you’re sitting on 1.3583 0.04704 120 79 39 2
1016 Let's just agree to disagree...I prefer "climate change" as opposed to "global warming". 1.3583 0.05893 120 88 21 11
1017 Please tell me you have toilet paper 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1018 At least you have some shade. 1.3578 0.05298 109 74 31 4
1019 On the bright side, now we can have frozen piña coladas. 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
1020 If I knew you were coming, I would have cleaned up. 1.3578 0.04967 109 72 35 2
1021 Whaddya know. Climate change really is a bear. 1.3577 0.05431 123 87 28 8
1022 No! It's "what would I do for a Klondike BAR?" 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
1023 Thanks for bringing the ice, I hate warm coconut milk. 1.3571 0.05930 112 81 22 9
1024 I know what you mean. This used to be New Zealand. 1.3571 0.05652 112 79 26 7
1025 Yes, but it's not always good to go with the floe. 1.3571 0.05652 112 79 26 7
1026 Who was your travel agent? 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
1027 No problem. You wanna hang a left at the Bermuda triangle and head north. 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
1028 Just as you ordered: a white Russian on ice. 1.3566 0.05590 129 94 24 11
1029 Yeah, I voted for him as well. 1.3565 0.04814 115 76 37 2
1030 One of us is gonna have a new menu item 1.3565 0.05268 115 79 31 5
1031 Wilson? 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
1032 Please tell me you’re a trick-or-treater. 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
1033 Oh fuck! 1.3563 0.06932 87 64 15 8
1034 No mask? 1.3562 0.05301 146 107 26 13
1035 It appears that we both have had to do some dreadful things for a Klondike Bar. 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
1036 Well, that ship has sailed. 1.3559 0.05453 118 83 28 7
1037 At least yours is permanent 1.3558 0.05620 104 72 27 5
1038 do you - um … can you put on a mask, or…? 1.3556 0.04984 135 94 34 7
1039 Did you bring proof of vaccination? 1.3554 0.05360 121 85 29 7
1040 Here's the deal, one coconut for two ice cubes. 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
1041 You're about eight months late, not to mention I asked Santa for a dog. 1.3548 0.05515 124 89 26 9
1042 Long way from home? Me, too. 1.3548 0.05272 124 87 30 7
1043 Fancy meeting you here. Guess we're both fucked. 1.3548 0.05861 124 92 20 12
1044 Well, you’re bound to be more interesting than a volleyball. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1045 Melting or drowning. Either ways it's ending. 1.3548 0.05633 124 90 24 10
1046 Hope you brought the cold weather with you! 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1047 This is not going to end well for one of us! 1.3545 0.06138 110 81 19 10
1048 I swear I only use recyclable glass bottles for my SOS messages! 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
1049 No man is an island when you go with the floe. 1.3543 0.05306 127 90 29 8
1050 We can’t get any closer, you’re supposed to stay 6 feet away. 1.3540 0.05322 113 78 30 5
1051 Better keep moving. I’m still in quarantine. 1.3540 0.05322 113 78 30 5
1052 Welcome to Florida. No masks or vaccines required. How cool is that? 1.3540 0.06018 113 83 20 10
1053 When cartoon worlds collide. 1.3540 0.06018 113 83 20 10
1054 I didn't listen when they were explaining climate change to me. You? 1.3538 0.05222 130 92 30 8
1055 Please tell me you're a vegetarian, too. 1.3534 0.05645 116 83 25 8
1056 If you ever make it back to civilization, promise me you’ll send my caption to The New Yorker.” 1.3534 0.05905 116 85 21 10
1057 Finally, a nice hot meal. 1.3529 0.06331 102 75 18 9
1058 Where ya' headed? 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
1059 You got my bottle? 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
1060 I’ve got the coconuts. You’ve got the ice. We can’t be far from the rum… 1.3529 0.04432 136 98 31 7
1061 Look at the bright side, maybe the world's getting less polarized. 1.3525 0.05486 139 103 23 13
1062 I made millions owning coal mines and oil refineries, but what on earth did you do? 1.3525 0.05693 122 89 23 10
1063 Please stay 6ft away, I’m in quarantine 1.3525 0.05693 122 89 23 10
1064 You're probably wondering if I have anything to eat. 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
1065 If it's any comfort, that's twice the size of my Manhattan apartment. 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
1066 I think we both need a shave. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
1067 You’re getting warmer. Still warmer. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
1068 You're on, Buddy. Let's see which cartoon cliche lasts longer. 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
1069 Did you see Life of Pi? 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
1070 Feeling adrift? 1.3519 0.06215 108 80 18 10
1071 Are you new here? 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
1072 You think that’s an inconvenient truth? This is what’s left of Florida. 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
1073 Of course the 1 time my prayer is answered I wasn’t specific enough. Heck, I just wanted a little company for my last meal. 1.3519 0.06074 108 79 20 9
1074 Hop over. I’m sure we can both use a hug. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1075 Not only fresh drinking water, but a pet! 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1076 Cheer up. I'm a vegetarian. 1.3514 0.05527 111 78 27 6
1077 Dear God: I asked for beer! B. E. E. R. Not bear! 1.3514 0.05955 111 81 21 9
1078 What happened to the Navy SEAL who was supposed to rescue me? 1.3514 0.06091 111 82 19 10
1079 Does anyone not grasp the irony of this? 1.3514 0.05955 111 81 21 9
1080 Might you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3514 0.06091 111 82 19 10
1081 Finding humor in this situation is as easy as winning the New Yorker Caption contest . 1.3514 0.06354 111 84 15 12
1082 I guess you could say we’re polar opposites 1.3514 0.05816 111 80 23 8
1083 My island's shrinking because your island is shrinking. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1084 This isn’t what I meant when I begged for bare necessities. 1.3511 0.04898 131 93 31 7
1085 You looked better on Tinder 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1086 It looks like we're no longer polar opposites. 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
1087 What I said was "I would do anything for a Klondike bar!" 1.3509 0.05059 114 80 29 5
1088 No seriously man, there are at least 20 seals just 5 miles north of you. Easy picking for a strong bear like you. 1.3509 0.06351 114 87 14 13
1089 Thanks for bringing the ice; do you happen to have any scotch whisky? 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
1090 I was really wishing for a dog or a cat. 1.3509 0.05135 114 78 32 4
1091 Welcome to the tropical Isle of Manhattan. 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
1092 My first guess would be climate change. After that, I got nothing. 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1093 Mi casa es su casa 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
1094 I don't know if a single tree counts as 'the woods', but either way I don't want you pooping on my island. 1.3505 0.06880 97 74 12 11
1095 Welcome to Florarctica 1.3504 0.05605 117 84 25 8
1096 I fell overboard after seven piña coladas. What's your story? 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
1097 Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3500 0.05876 120 89 20 11
1098 Trade you a banana for some ice? 1.3500 0.05925 100 71 23 6
1099 On average, things are just perfect. 1.3500 0.05246 120 84 30 6
1100 Welcome to Boulder! 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1101 On his drifting escapades, the polar bear stops for lunch. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1102 3 degrees of separation 1.3500 0.05632 120 87 24 9
1103 Not funny meeting you here. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1104 Oh how the tides have turned. 1.3500 0.05925 100 71 23 6
1105 Can you break me off a piece? 1.3495 0.05468 103 71 28 4
1106 Is it too late to apologize for driving a hummer? 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
1107 I guess the grass is always greener, eh? 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1108 I was just standing on a continent. 1.3491 0.05369 106 73 29 4
1109 If you'd read the same posts that the palm tree has been forwarding to me, you'd understand that "climate change" is just another liberal hoax. 1.3491 0.06435 106 80 15 11
1110 Sorry, no seals left on this island... 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
1111 If I hope you're a hallucination, does that mean I don't believe in climate science? 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
1112 Sorry, I'm honestly more of a Pepsi guy. 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
1113 I don’t think this is what my dating app meant by “polar opposites attract”. 1.3486 0.05194 109 82 19 8
1114 I hope you’ve got a thorn in your paw. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1115 At least yours doesn't shrink. 1.3485 0.04808 132 91 36 5
1116 Hot enough for you? 1.3482 0.05027 112 76 33 3
1117 As the last Hawaiian I welcome the North Pole. 1.3482 0.05772 112 81 23 8
1118 My advice, just go with the floe. 1.3482 0.05486 112 79 27 6
1119 You don't have a Coke by chance? 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
1120 Sure,come on over for lunch. 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1121 Excuse me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3478 0.05390 115 81 28 6
1122 Sorry, we're closed on Mondays. 1.3478 0.05929 115 85 20 10
1123 I’m not a climate scientist but… 1.3478 0.05390 115 81 28 6
1124 Welcome to Key West. 1.3475 0.05433 118 84 27 7
1125 God, please don't take this the wrong way, but when I prayed for a cold one... 1.3475 0.05943 118 88 19 11
1126 Lonely 1.3475 0.05298 118 83 29 6
1127 Hook a left at Cape Horn. When you start seeing penquins you'll know you're getting close. 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
1128 I already have other dinner plans, but thanks for the invite. 1.3471 0.05077 121 84 32 5
1129 Sorry, but I drank all the Coca-Cola already. 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
1130 I think one of us is in the wrong cartoon. 1.3471 0.04939 121 83 34 4
1131 I'm glad you were able to break away. 1.3471 0.05211 121 85 30 6
1132 No danger here- I'm vaccinated! 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1133 I'm here by choice. You? 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1134 I hope you understand that my clapping at your arrival does not make me a seal. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1135 At least you can swim home. 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
1136 One of us doesn’t deserve to be here… 1.3465 0.05347 101 69 29 3
1137 Have you any Grey Poupon?? 1.3465 0.05347 101 69 29 3
1138 Amazon must have misunderstood; I said SOLAR FLARE.” 😜✌ 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1139 Yes, it’s been unseasonably warm here too. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
1140 The note said "Ice cold beer" 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
1141 Welcome to Florida's high point 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
1142 I don't know what happened, we just drifted apart 🤷 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
1143 'Hey, you got any of the bare necessities you can share with me?' 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
1144 I feel like we are drifting apart because we’re such polar opposites.” 1.3458 0.06243 107 80 17 10
1145 Makes me want to rethink that donation to the World Wildlife Fund. 1.3458 0.05329 107 74 29 4
1146 You know coconuts taste just like seals. 1.3458 0.05954 107 78 21 8
1147 We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty. 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
1148 Mind the Gap. 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
1149 At least we don’t need masks. 1.3455 0.05546 110 78 26 6
1150 Hey, 6 feet distancing is still in effect! 1.3455 0.05546 110 78 26 6
1151 Don't give me that look. It wasn't my carbon footprint. 1.3455 0.06118 110 82 18 10
1152 Hey look a human, I thought those were extinct. 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
1153 You aren’t going to like it here. The heat is unbearable. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1154 I hate to be the bear of bad news 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
1155 I promise no to eat you. What about you? 1.3451 0.04798 142 100 35 7
1156 OH, THANK GOODNESS YOU MADE IT!!! . . . . WHAT A GREAT RESCUE SERVICE!". . . 1.3448 0.04516 116 84 27 5
1157 Uber Eats has messed up my order for the last time. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1158 Got any cool books? 1.3445 0.06019 119 90 17 12
1159 Well I guess we're both endangered species now... 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1160 Global warming is kicking both are asses. 1.3444 0.05510 90 61 27 2
1161 Glad you could make it. 1.3444 0.06050 90 66 18 6
1162 Welcome to The North-South Global Climate Summit! 1.3443 0.04622 122 92 22 8
1163 Unvaccinated? Yeah, me too. 1.3441 0.07251 93 73 8 12
1164 Are you single? 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1165 Does yours have WiFi? 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1166 At least you are going places. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1167 Bear tender, can I get some ice? 1.3434 0.05682 99 72 21 6
1168 I hope you are a vegan. 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1169 How about cocktails at 6 pm? You bring the ice. 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1170 I can relate. 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
1171 You should've gone left at Greenland. 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1172 I was feeling sorry for myself, but now I just feel overwhelming guilt. 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1173 So I guess both our lottery prizes have been disappointing 1.3429 0.05211 105 72 30 3
1174 You probably recognize me from my Netflix special. 1.3429 0.05552 105 74 26 5
1175 Do you want me to come over there and give you a bear hug? 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
1176 No caption needed. 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
1177 You're just in time for lunch. 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
1178 Who would have thought getting stranded was just the tip of the iceberg. 1.3426 0.05529 108 79 22 7
1179 I was looking for a coke myself. 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
1180 This used to be a beach front property. What’s your story? 1.3423 0.06070 111 83 18 10
1181 I hope you brought a deck of cards. 1.3423 0.06070 111 83 18 10
1182 Dr Livingston, I presume 1.3423 0.06070 111 83 18 10
1183 Got any lunch plans? 1.3423 0.05651 111 80 24 7
1184 You don’t need your winter coat 1.3423 0.05198 111 77 30 4
1185 Hmmm, I can't remember, can polar bears climb? 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
1186 Herman was expecting an ice cold beer... not an ice cold bear... 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
1187 Hey, do you have a charger? 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1188 I said, "....a cold BEER" !!! 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1189 Do you think we’re at least 6 feet apart? 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1190 The HOA bylaws won't allow it 1.3415 0.05269 123 88 28 7
1191 Don’t blame me. My carbon footprint is very small. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1192 Looks like we both need a balanced diet. How about this - for every fish you catch and give me, I'll give you two coconuts. Deal? 1.3413 0.04933 126 88 33 5
1193 North or South Pole? 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1194 Ever seen Lost? 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1195 Chill, dude. Just go with the floe. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1196 It's not the heat, it's the morbidity. 1.3407 0.06670 91 68 15 8
1197 I'm sorry, we're just polar opposites. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
1198 By any chance, you haven't you seen a ball named Wilson ... 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1199 Miami's fine. How's the North Pole? 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1200 Are you looking for consolation or your next meal...or both? 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1201 What are my choices? 1.3398 0.05441 103 72 27 4
1202 Hate to tell you, this is Greenland. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
1203 But the Paris Climate Agreement lacked any enforcement mechanism. 1.3396 0.05343 106 74 28 4
1204 and I thought I was bi-polar! 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
1205 Well, this is unlikely. 1.3396 0.04622 106 75 28 3
1206 Yes, I have the rum. Did you bring the Coke? 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
1207 As their eyes met, John was relieved to know his two years of self-isolation was finally coming to an end. 1.3394 0.06144 109 82 17 10
1208 No man is an island and no man on an island wants to be lunch. 1.3393 0.05463 112 80 26 6
1209 Apologies on behalf of my fellow human beings. 1.3393 0.05238 112 81 25 6
1210 On the plus side, there's a great view of that rich guy's rocketship. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
1211 Dude, your GPS sucks. 1.3393 0.05314 112 79 28 5
1212 How was the trip? 1.3393 0.05463 112 80 26 6
1213 Another snowflake whining about ‘climate change’ 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1214 This weather is something else...it's either too hot or too cold. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1215 You ordered ice for your piña colada 1.3390 0.04995 118 82 32 4
1216 Yours is prone to shrinkage too? 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1217 Don't look at me. This is an impact-free lifestyle. 1.3390 0.05138 118 83 30 5
1218 I should have been more specific. I wanted lunch, not to BE lunch. 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
1219 Oh, so this is all my fault now? 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
1220 if I’d been more concerned about emissions and less about those air miles neither of us would be here 1.3388 0.05055 121 85 31 5
1221 You think you have it hard? I’m in Maine!!!!! . 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
1222 So neither of us believed in Climate Change. Now what? 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1223 You've arrived at a good time. The forest fires haven't begun yet. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1224 You know God, on second thought , I’m actually just fine being alone. 1.3382 0.05137 136 99 28 9
1225 You’re headed the right direction,but no, this isn’t Antarctica. 1.3380 0.04568 142 99 38 5
1226 Yeh, global warming is a bitch 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1227 I'm hungry. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1228 Wilson sent me. 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
1229 Another piece of inadmissible anecdotal evidence. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1230 Just go with the floe, bro. 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
1231 Some cartoons are so hilarious/tragic that a caption is superfluous. 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1232 Are you lost, too? 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1233 Coconuts, no limes 1.3370 0.05632 92 64 25 3
1234 If you snore, we're in trouble. 1.3370 0.06608 92 69 15 8
1235 Don't blame me, I walk to work. 1.3368 0.05521 95 66 26 3
1236 Bear: Do you believe that climate change isn’t a hoax yet? 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1237 I guess we have already broke the ice. 1.3368 0.05208 95 67 25 3
1238 Is Pepsi okay? 1.3367 0.05013 98 71 23 4
1239 At current rates, yours will be melted not long after I'm gone 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1240 Hi, I'm Waldo. They forgot about me too. 1.3367 0.05219 98 67 29 2
1241 Beer! I said I wish I had a beer! 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1242 I guess polar opposites do attract. 1.3367 0.05607 98 69 25 4
1243 And I’m just guessing you might be hungry. 1.3366 0.05317 101 70 28 3
1244 Global warming is bringing us uncomfortably closer together. 1.3365 0.05223 104 72 29 3
1245 Yes im just the tip and you must be Waldo ! 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1246 Long time, all sea. 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
1247 Have you seen Wilson? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1248 No, no. I said I wanted an iced capp. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1249 Do they even know if we exist ? 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
1250 Yes of course, I'd be pleased to have you for dinner. 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
1251 Well pal, I figure they’ll both disappear around the same time 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
1252 Do you want to know a convenient lie? 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
1253 Would you trade me a piece of ice for something besides me? 1.3364 0.05211 110 77 29 4
1254 Did you bring a volleyball? 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1255 I thought the meeting was at 10. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
1256 So you’re a Marie Kondo fan too? 1.3364 0.05368 110 78 27 5
1257 Let me guess, no bear is an island too? 1.3364 0.05368 110 78 27 5
1258 I’m guessing this isn’t Fantasy Island? 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1259 This isn't going to end well. 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1260 So much for white privilege... 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1261 Now you see how I feel 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
1262 I’m pretty sure it’s spelt “ice-olated” 1.3361 0.05102 119 84 30 5
1263 I know, I know. This used to be a continent! 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
1264 I can see the North Pole from here. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
1265 Climate change is a liberal hoax. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1266 Polar opposites...about to be bipolar...soon to be monopole. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1267 Our islands are getting smaller for the same reason. 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
1268 Wanna trade nightmares? 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
1269 FOOD 1.3333 0.05932 114 86 18 10
1270 Sometimes you just gotta go with the floe man. 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1271 My time share's up already? 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1272 Yes, I get your drift. 1.3333 0.05372 99 69 27 3
1273 Will you marry me? 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1274 Please tell me you have a Coke. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1275 I guess due to climate change you are now a food source. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1276 There you are! Al Gore said to expect you. 1.3333 0.06152 105 79 17 9
1277 Hmm...either you're driftng south or I'm drifting north. 1.3333 0.05357 105 74 27 4
1278 Climate change? 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1279 No. I´d rather stay here 1.3333 0.05357 105 74 27 4
1280 Welcome to Iowa. Where are you from? 1.3333 0.05444 84 57 26 1
1281 My mom used to say there will always be someone that has it worse, but I didn't believe it until now. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1282 Now that you've brought the ice, the party can really get started. 1.3333 0.05357 105 74 27 4
1283 So you think you can just float in here on your white privilege? 1.3333 0.06567 96 73 14 9
1284 You single? 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
1285 We'll get along just fine. I'm bi-polar myself. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1286 Hope you’ve eaten already.” 1.3333 0.05475 96 67 26 3
1287 I thought the end of days would be more exciting than this. 1.3333 0.05275 102 71 28 3
1288 I know the feeling. I'm standing on top of Long Island. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1289 You’re getting too close without wearing a mask. 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1290 Did you bring the Klondike Bars? 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1291 Did you say we're all in this together? 1.3333 0.05702 84 58 24 2
1292 Yes! I could use some shaved ice for tonight’s pina coladas. 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
1293 Somehow, these desert-island cartoons just aren’t that funny anymore. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1294 I'm not sure which one of us is at more of a disadvantage here" 1.3333 0.05237 114 81 28 5
1295 Yours is bigger but I have a palm tree and a small private beach. 1.3333 0.05455 114 85 21 8
1296 Until now, I thought irony was my best friend. 1.3333 0.05177 99 68 29 2
1297 Got any Grey Poupon? 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1298 Well, we’ve come a long way 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
1299 So, were both in time-out. What did YOU post? 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1300 It’s not really the heat that bothers me, it’s the humidity 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
1301 Same boat huh 1.3333 0.05819 87 61 23 3
1302 Oh don’t act like you didn’t get us both here in the first place 1.3333 0.05275 99 71 24 4
1303 I'll trade you a Coke for some coconuts. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1304 Ever get that feeling you’re in a New Yorker caption contest cartoon? 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1305 Can I call you Friday? 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
1306 You ever see An Inconvenient Truth? 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1307 Well, we meet sooner than I would have thought. 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
1308 I've always been fairly independent, but I'm open to discussing collaboration 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1309 Trade you a coconut for a piece of ice." 1.3308 0.04931 130 93 31 6
1310 Spell check again. Can't even order a Klondike Bar without instant messaging in a bottle screwing it up. 1.3307 0.05483 127 95 22 10
1311 I prayed for an iceberg. Not an iced bear 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
1312 Well,I hope you like coconuts! 1.3305 0.04823 118 82 33 3
1313 It's not much, but I have mix tape you can listen to. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
1314 Sorry, no. There’s nothing left to eat here. 1.3305 0.04897 118 90 20 8
1315 You're here to take care of the penguin problem? 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
1316 Just so you know, we're strictly pescetarian on this island. 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1317 You're not Wilson. 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
1318 Prime delivery cost a little extra out here. 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
1319 What are the chances we could swim to Mars? 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1320 Yea, couldn't afford a space ticket either 1.3304 0.04976 112 78 31 3
1321 I think this one doesn't need a caption 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
1322 I thought I couldn't bear to be alone. 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1323 Wow. Nice to see you. How did you get yours to move? 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1324 Did you know a fish diet is rich in omega-3 fatty acids? And it can reduce your risk of heart disease, type 2 diabetes, arthritis, cancer... 1.3303 0.06121 109 83 16 10
1325 And this is just the tip of the iceberg 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1326 Should we set some ground rules? 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1327 My internet is down. Are you still a hoax? 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1328 Come here often? 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1329 When did you discover climate change was real? 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
1330 I’d be happy to trade coconuts for ice 1.3302 0.05800 106 78 21 7
1331 And just like that 1.3302 0.05800 106 78 21 7
1332 Starvation? Dehydration? Nobody ever talks about the bear attacks. 1.3302 0.05953 106 79 19 8
1333 It would never work out. We're both going to get hungry, and then what? 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1334 Before you eat me, bear dude, I just want you to know: I used all the right light bulbs, I drove a Tesla...I...I believed in science. Bear dude, please. 1.3301 0.05412 103 73 26 4
1335 Yeah, but at least you're still getting around. 1.3301 0.04953 103 73 27 3
1336 Trump tried to shut you up too, huh? 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1337 Rodney is about to learn how survival of the fittest plays out. 1.3301 0.05412 103 73 26 4
1338 Well, Gilligan and the others were OK however Mary Ann and Ginger made life quite bareable. Pardon the pun. 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1339 At least people mourned you. 1.3301 0.05412 103 73 26 4
1340 You wanna be Adam or do you prefer Eve? 1.3301 0.06381 103 79 14 10
1341 Finally, my order for ice is being delivered. 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1342 I hope you’re here to bring me a Coke. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1343 I hope he doesn't lecture me on climate change. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1344 I, um, think it’s important that we acknowledge some common ground here. 1.3300 0.06365 100 76 15 9
1345 I THINK I'LL NAME YOU 'WILSON' 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1346 When the cameras are on, make it look like you're pondering your existence. They love that. 1.3299 0.05227 97 67 28 2
1347 Islands in the sea, that is what we are 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1348 What global warming? 1.3298 0.05637 94 69 20 5
1349 Here on vacation? 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1350 I'd like a snowcone please. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1351 You didn't happen to see a volleyball out there, did you? 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1352 Did you see my movie “An Inconvenient Truth”? 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1353 Okay, now I'm depressed. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1354 So you just go with the floe? 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
1355 Sorry about the mess, I wasn’t expecting visitors. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1356 What doesn't eat me... Makes me stronger ? 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
1357 Global warming is a hoax, you are an illusion and besides there are only enough coconuts for me. 1.3295 0.06804 88 67 13 8
1358 Me? Nothin’ much. Just chillin. 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
1359 Sorry pal, I’ve got my own housing problems. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
1360 Get in line, pal 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
1361 So, what are the five books you brought? 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
1362 Do you really not have a minute to talk about the environment, Dan? 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1363 are you on vacation too? 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1364 So now I gotta deal with the reality of climate change, too? 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1365 Don't worry, I'm capturing carbon with this tree. 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
1366 I know it's hot, but you have to go with the floe. 1.3274 0.05684 113 84 21 8
1367 Don’t worry about your looks, Bob. You still look good enough to eat. 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
1368 Table scraps would be fine. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1369 Dang! I ordered a cold beer ! 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
1370 Ed knew it was a mirage, but the thought of sinking his teeth into a bear claw was overwhelming. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1371 I think we can both agree that I’m the victim here. 1.3273 0.05184 110 78 28 4
1372 Hey! are you a Snowbird? 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1373 Guess you are drifting away, mind giving me a lift? 1.3271 0.04929 107 74 31 2
1374 Castaways 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1375 You must be da Vinci, 'cause I'm your Last Supper! 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
1376 Stranded or trapped? 1.3269 0.05541 104 75 24 5
1377 Trade ya a fish for a coconut? 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
1378 2022: I guess it's just us now 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1379 You on vacation too? 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
1380 One of us is out of place! 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1381 I suppose you're tired of hearing the global warming jokes. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1382 I know the feeling. 1.3263 0.05487 95 67 25 3
1383 Who would have thought this ten years ago? The last polar ice cap meets the last land above sea level! 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1384 You are new around here, aren't you? 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1385 I know the Arctic is melting but this is ridculous. 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
1386 Sorry. There's nothing to eat. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1387 Ice!" "Food! 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1388 Finally AC 1.3263 0.05487 95 72 17 6
1389 Don't worry. I was a Cub Scout. I got this! 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
1390 Listen, it’s not my carbon footprint. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1391 The End 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1392 I’m new here. Are you edible? 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1393 Let me guess- quarantine? 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
1394 Huh, suddenly the plight of the polar bear is so much more relatable 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1395 At least you can swim. Climate change caught me totally unprepared. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1396 Damn, I guess I’m not the only one having a bipolar meltdown” 1.3261 0.07267 92 74 6 12
1397 So one of us is a castaway and one of us is food 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1398 Can I have just a bite from a part that's still white? 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1399 I’m doing my part to reduce my carbon footprint, buddy. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1400 Got a Klondike bar? 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1401 you got here faster than I thought 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
1402 Yeoh, I know. me too. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1403 For being polar opposites our situations are actually quite similar. 1.3246 0.05777 114 86 19 9
1404 Global warming must be worse than we both thought. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1405 Any chance you’re with the Coast Guard? 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1406 Probably shouldn't have eaten that seal... 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
1407 Are you a pescatarian? 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1408 What I've learned is to go with with the floe. 1.3241 0.05234 108 82 19 7
1409 You've just got to try these coconuts! 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
1410 Don’t worry. It’s a hoax. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1411 And so, at last, it has come to this. 1.3238 0.05063 105 81 17 7
1412 We got some ‘splaining to do… 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1413 Company, at last! 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1414 Did you see any cruise ships on your way down? 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1415 You vaccinated> 1.3233 0.05288 133 100 23 10
1416 Before you decide to eat me, let me just point out that the effect of meat consumption on climate change is actually part of what caused your problem in the first place. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1417 Where are the Cokes? 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1418 That coconut must have hit me on the head pretty hard 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1419 No, I wasn’t shipwrecked. I denied global warming, the effectiveness of the Covid vaccine and the 2020 election results. I am now King of the United State of Doug. 1.3229 0.06866 96 76 9 11
1420 Not the paradise you’d expected, I wager. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1421 And the one still afloat gets to eat the one who sinks… 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1422 hey,I'm depressed about climate change,too,but you gotta get off your fat ass and catch us a seal! 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1423 I just went with the floe. 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1424 Order of food chain? 1.3228 0.04525 127 91 32 4
1425 We’ve been trying to reach you to talk about your car’s extended warranty. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1426 Al Gore was right 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1427 I know the ice caps are melting. This is Nevada. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1428 When metaphor met cliche . . . 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1429 Killer Zoom background. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1430 Nice ride. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1431 Sorry, no seals, but I’ll swap a coconut for some ice. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1432 Welcome to the Amazon rainforest 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1433 I'll trade you a chunk of that ice for an arm. 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
1434 Mind if I hop on board fella, kind of go with the floe 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1435 I guess no bear is an island either... 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1436 I have coconut. You have ice. All we need is rum and a blender. 1.3218 0.05543 87 61 24 2
1437 Fish and coconuts. What do you have to eat? 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1438 Stop complaining, I haven’t eaten anything in weeks either. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1439 We're doomed either way 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
1440 I take it this isn't a Coke commercial. 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
1441 Yeah, I know, the grass is always greener. 1.3214 0.04947 112 79 30 3
1442 Going south for the rest of your winters? 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1443 I’ll trade you a snowball for a coconut. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1444 And I was just starting to enjoy the seclusion... 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1445 Stay six feet away from me please. 1.3211 0.05194 109 78 27 4
1446 Are you vegan? 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1447 Not what I meant by the bear necessities 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1448 This scenario is about as likely as writing a winning caption. 1.3209 0.05092 134 102 22 10
1449 Excuse me, do you have a momet to talk about your car's extended warranty? 1.3209 0.05254 134 101 23 10
1450 Did you bring the salmon? 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
1451 "Do I LOOK like a seal?" 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1452 I see you got the deluxe accommodation timeshare on discount too 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
1453 Can I borrow your charger? 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1454 Is this a desert isle, or dessert aisle? 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
1455 You want to have me over for dinner? 1.3204 0.05015 103 72 29 2
1456 Welcome to Colorado... 1.3204 0.04516 103 77 22 4
1457 Sorry about that. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1458 One last drink before we go ? 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1459 ..Well now it's starting to get real. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1460 I hope you’re just passing through 1.3204 0.05015 103 72 29 2
1461 I can give you a ride. 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1462 Republicans sent you, too? 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1463 It’s always best to go with the floe. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1464 Welcome to Iceland. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1465 So if my island is submerged before your iceberg melts, you get to eat me. But if your iceberg melts first... 1.3200 0.05574 100 75 19 6
1466 Ironic isn’t it? 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1467 Sea level rise won't be great for me, either. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1468 Welcome to Kansas City! 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1469 'Are you also fleeing the pandemic?' 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1470 Sorry, bud. But mine's getting smaller, too. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1471 Sorry. I currently lack the bear necessities. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1472 No, I’m actually really sure what I ordered was an iced beer. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1473 From a distance I thought you might be Wilson 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1474 I suggest a fish only menu, you do the fishing, I do the cooking. 1.3196 0.05087 97 70 24 3
1475 Wanna play land and sea? 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1476 Maybe there is something to global warming! 1.3193 0.04911 119 85 30 4
1477 Suddenly, Joe realized that global warming probably wasn’t fake news. 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
1478 I'm so sorry but you'll have to shave. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1479 White, male, on an island - I get it. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1480 Yeah, I know. Everything is always my fault. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1481 You’ll love New Orleans this time of year. 1.3191 0.05286 94 66 26 2
1482 They should be here anytime now to fly us to Mars. 1.3191 0.05498 94 67 24 3
1483 Finally, the north pole meets the south pole. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1484 I'm sorry, but Florida isn't accepting any new immigrants at this time. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1485 I was going to borrow some ice, but I see you’re running out . 1.3191 0.05286 94 66 26 2
1486 No...you cannot share my shade 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
1487 Who would have thought we're both wasted and can't find our way home. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1488 Welcome to "Survivor: Climate Change." 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1489 Sometimes it's true, the grass is greener. 1.3187 0.05498 91 67 20 4
1490 Keep going. I’m definitely a hallucination. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1491 Dining in or take-away? 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1492 Finally, ice for my pina colada. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1493 I gave at the office 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1494 Rescue note said: "S.O.S. Standred in a deserted island at the pacific. Bear in mind, it's hot out here." At least they got the note... 1.3182 0.06770 88 68 12 8
1495 So this is the North Pole? 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1496 Get your ass over here. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1497 John Donne was wrong. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1498 I ordered coconut pie,and they send baked Alaska 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1499 Welcome to the Arctic Circle! 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
1500 I don't care how far you floated. I went to Bates. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1501 I got your message in the bottle. 1.3182 0.05492 88 62 24 2
1502 You wouldn't be here if you'd brought your wife. She would have asked for directions a long time ago. 1.3182 0.06770 88 68 12 8
1503 See? Scruffy beard, no fins, no gills. 1.3182 0.04994 88 63 24 1
1504 You’re on thin ice. 1.3182 0.05492 88 62 24 2
1505 Congratulations! We’ve managed to summit Mt Everest. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1506 Talk about two worlds colliding. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1507 Can I offer you a coconut instead of me? 1.3178 0.05074 107 76 28 3
1508 we are all in this together 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1509 Another drifter. There goes my home value. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1510 Bad tidings from the North? 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1511 Damn! I should never have prayed for ice... 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
1512 … polo! 1.3176 0.06944 85 66 11 8
1513 Hope you have had dinner already 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1514 I said wished for a large BEER on ice. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1515 I'm sorry, I'm not good at breaking the ice" 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
1516 You've made it - welcome to the North Pole. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1517 Are you Steve from Uber? 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1518 Go Lassie! Get Help! 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1519 Figured I’d visit before the tide turns. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1520 Sorry, without proof of a negative PCR test you can’t come on board. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
1521 So this is what’s left of Florida, huh? 1.3173 0.04687 104 74 28 2
1522 The new Pangaea 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1523 I called "911" and they sent YOU? 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
1524 Shit, a polar bear. Shit, a human. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1525 Klondike ?? No way !! 1.3168 0.05252 101 72 26 3
1526 This whole time I thought I was in hot water. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1527 What are the odds? 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1528 Got that sinking feeling? 1.3168 0.05252 101 72 26 3
1529 Well, we have ice, coconuts, just need Captain Morgan to show up. 1.3165 0.05309 139 107 20 12
1530 Once upon a time, we'd be an allegory. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1531 You are welcome to stay, but I have to let you know I do have it listed as ABNB. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1532 First time?" 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1533 If you make it to this island, I will be the endangered one. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1534 I 'd say it's a toss up who swims first. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1535 One of us is dreaming! 1.3163 0.05148 98 69 27 2
1536 I swear I told the agent Iceland. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1537 What's up? 1.3158 0.04555 95 69 24 2
1538 In Celsius, it’s not so bad. 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1539 To be honest, I thought having waterfront property would be a bit more exciting. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
1540 I highly recommend the Tuna 1.3153 0.04954 111 79 29 3
1541 Really, aren't you out of your comfort zone? 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1542 I didn't know you were bipolar! Lloyd Berkowitz, Boca Raton, FL 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1543 I was really hoping 2021 was going to be better than 2020. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1544 Yeah, we both have problems, but I'm worried about what happens when you get hungry. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1545 Not a whole lot. What’s new with you? 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1546 I never really got into Lost. Why do you ask? 1.3152 0.05338 92 65 25 2
1547 Would You Happen To Have Some Apolitical Ben & Jerry's? 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1548 You drive the new Ford F-150 and then you judge! 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1549 The end of the food chain 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1550 I think we’re alone now! 1.3152 0.05338 92 65 25 2
1551 Bear with me, it’s standing room only. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1552 Man, I would hate to be in your situation. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1553 I don’t suppose you brought any beer? 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1554 I hope this isn't my Uber ride. 1.3148 0.04860 108 81 22 5
1555 I would still argue that these climate changes are simply cyclical. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1556 Climate change, am I right? 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1557 At least you can swim. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
1558 It’s called Ironic Symmetry. When your spot’s gone, my spot’s gone. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1559 Any chance you could forgive the human race? 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1560 I suppose it doesn't matter that I drove a Tesla? 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1561 No, no one here by that name. You got the wrong island. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1562 Thanks but I like the shade of the palm tree. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1563 The first time they met they knew they were polar opposites. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1564 Did you hear Jeff Bezos went to space? 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1565 I'm part of the problem. I should've planted more trees. 1.3146 0.05558 89 66 19 4
1566 I thought I’d come over and break the ice 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1567 Don’t blame me, I drive an electric car 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1568 Trying to get back to the Arctic? Hang a left when you get to the oil rig. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1569 Wait a sec...you're telling me that this island is going to get even smaller? 1.3140 0.05551 86 61 23 2
1570 Don't blame me, I protested for years! 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1571 Oh, you didn't get a ticket to space either?" 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1572 It's the Polar Express...are you coming? 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1573 Damn this is some strong Ayahuasca 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1574 Okay, next fish is yours, I promise! 1.3137 0.05210 102 73 26 3
1575 Well, well, well... look what the melting cap dragged in 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1576 Global warming is YOUR biggest problem, but not mine. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1577 Yes before global warming both our kingdoms were much much larger. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1578 This seems implausible 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1579 This time, take the shopping list. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1580 What’s your one book, and can I have it? 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1581 I got the Pfizer vaccine, it's been working great. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1582 Hunger is such a relative thing. 1.3133 0.05667 83 59 22 2
1583 Harold! Of all the gin joints in all the world 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1584 Don't worry, it's only temporary. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1585 Guess I’ll stay 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1586 Ever since he started his retreat to the top of the island, Chuck wondered how this would end. 1.3133 0.05795 83 62 17 4
1587 The liberal media put you up to this, didn't they? 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1588 There's nothing funny about this cartoon. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1589 Can't we just be friends? 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1590 I'm taking this a a bad sign. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1591 This seemed cooler on “Lost” 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1592 I’m suddenly craving a Klondike Bar. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1593 At least you’re going somewhere. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1594 The world keeps getting smaller 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1595 So who’ll be the last one standing? 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1596 Y'know, I've often said global warming is too much to bear, but this isn't quite what I meant. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1597 I see you're from Greenland. I camped out a few nights ago on a mountain top in Yellowstone and here we are. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1598 We'll both be extinct soon. How about a hug? 1.3125 0.05510 80 56 23 1
1599 Yeah, but at least you get media coverage. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1600 Can you play bridge? 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1601 You're welcome here--Switzerland is still neutral. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1602 I don’t have any ice, but I can teach you 37 words for “help”. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1603 It's a heck of an allegory, if we live to tell about it. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1604 You look a little lost. 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1605 yes, I would like a ride, but do you really eat only marine animals? 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1606 Chilligan", I presume 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1607 On today's episode of Polar Encounters... 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1608 Huh, the Arctic looked so much bigger on my map. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1609 Climate change, man. Man, climate change. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1610 Are you close to Bermuda, or am I close to Greenland? 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1611 Sometimes you eat the bear… 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1612 Oh yeah? Wait 'till I tell you how 2020 was for us! 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1613 Got a Coke? 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1614 No, no, going north is your best bet. 1.3118 0.05292 93 66 25 2
1615 You’re from UBER? 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1616 Welcome to Brooklyn." 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1617 Guess we should’ve adopted paper straws after all. 1.3118 0.05292 93 66 25 2
1618 And you think you have problems? I’m standing on the highest point of Hawaii! 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1619 At least you have a mobile home! 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1620 Oh, yours used to bigger too? 1.3115 0.04129 122 91 27 4
1621 Enough about me...what's your icebreaker? 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1622 Could I borrow a cup of ice? 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
1623 Looks like one of us may enjoy a Last Meal. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1624 I recommend the halibut. 1.3113 0.04900 106 75 29 2
1625 Just keep going, the South Pole is straight ahead. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1626 Bear with me… we’re gonna get over Global Warming! 1.3113 0.06196 106 83 13 10
1627 Ironic that oil exploration is our best chance at rescue." 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1628 Do you have blended margaritas? We’re out of ice over here 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1629 And you thought you were the only one 'up the creek without a paddle.' 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1630 Whoa, whoa! I'm still social distancing. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1631 And you look pretty tasty to me. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1632 Just when I was thinking there was no one more worse off than I... 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1633 They call them the 'bear necessities' but this is indeed deeply ironic. 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
1634 My boss didn’t mention this kind of icebreaker 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1635 I agree...Waze used to be more reliable. 1.3109 0.05692 119 92 17 10
1636 I drive a Tesla, I swear. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1637 Can I interest you in a timeshare? 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
1638 Island life door dash deliveries. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1639 This cartoon isn't hig enough for the both of us 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1640 Got any toilet paper? 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1641 I called dibs on the shade from the palm tree. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1642 Have you seen a seal?” “”Have YOU seen a sail? 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
1643 I hope you're not hungry because I know I am. 1.3103 0.05797 116 90 16 10
1644 Yeah, Global Warning. Yesterday, the greatest country in the world. Today, just a palm tree in a bucket of sand. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1645 The deluxe plan includes a tree. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1646 I guess we missed the boat. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1647 Am I supposed to look big, back away slowly, or do I even care anymore? 1.3100 0.06308 100 78 13 9
1648 Fresh water, just what I need. 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1649 Permission denied. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1650 Can I borrow some ice? 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1651 So obviously this new version of speed dating may need a little tweeking... 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1652 Marooned is the new black. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
1653 OK, but how does that affect me? 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1654 I assume the traffic wasn’t bad? 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1655 Thanks for the ice but where's the gin? 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1656 I was hoping for a cold beer (italicize beer) 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1657 Is this hell? No, it’s Iowa. 1.3095 0.06978 84 66 10 8
1658 Well here we are 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1659 Have you seen the remote? 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1660 I am so fucked. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1661 Can I call you Wilson? 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1662 What part of ‘polar’ bear didn’t you get? 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1663 Excuse me for not being more concerned about climate change. I guess the big question here is who is eating who? 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1664 Looks like we both missed the boat. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1665 Hot enough for a palm tree, cold enough for an ice floe. This feels like a New Yorker Cartoon 1.3093 0.05152 97 74 18 5
1666 At least your island moves 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1667 Well, this is wrong. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1668 I specifically asked for ICE CUBES 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1669 All you can do is go with the floe, man. 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
1670 You are an endangered species too? 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1671 I’d give an arm and a leg for some of your ice. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1672 Julius noted that global warming must be real when a visitor came by for dinner. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1673 This is awkward... 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1674 An actual Dire Strait 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1675 If you haven’t had your flu shot don’t even bother stopping. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1676 They told you to "Go With The Floe"? 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1677 Talk about your May/December relationships 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1678 Climate change.” “Yup, me too. 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
1679 I’ll get the next one. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
1680 Guess they didn’t care about you either 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1681 I guess we should just combine the olympics now. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
1682 Tinder Castaway fails its first test. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1683 I'd like to see your vaccine passport. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1684 Cold beer wish gone wrong 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1685 Hungry? 1.3077 0.05343 91 67 21 3
1686 That’s poor bartending. I ordered a beer on the rocks, not a bear. 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1687 You're not welcome here -- we're polar opposites. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1688 I'm so glad that you guys deliver all the way out here - I've been dying for a Klondike bar! 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1689 I'm hoping you're Amazon delivery. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1690 Dr. Livingbear, I presume. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1691 Just when you party like there is no tomorrow. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1692 The billionaires are in the space now. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1693 The grass isn’t always greener on the other side. Because it’s all gone. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1694 Who said no polar bear is an island?! 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1695 Discover Dubai 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1696 What single record did YOU bring with you? 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1697 Global warming got you too, huh? 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
1698 There's no point in stopping, buddy, because I'll probably underwater first. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1699 What? You don’t know how to swim either? 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1700 Do you have a Coke, at least? 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
1701 Sometimes you eat the bear; sometimes the bear eats you... 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1702 I hope your not hungry, or worst looking for a mate. 1.3069 0.04822 101 71 29 1
1703 No matter who jumps to the other´s place, once the ice has melted we both are done for anyway". 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1704 We’re in this together, right? 1.3069 0.05023 101 72 27 2
1705 I think the mushrooms are starting to kick in 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1706 Dave quickly realized the true meaning of the old adage, "Eat or be eaten." 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1707 Oh great, another tourist. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1708 Why didn't you get off at New York? 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1709 Unnatural Selection 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1710 No, no. You're correct. This is Miami. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1711 Sorry buddy there's nothing to eat here. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1712 I’m guessing you probably have better fishing skills than I do 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1713 So, how about the billionaire space race? Pretty neat, huh? 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1714 Wow. You are just one letter away from being a cold beer. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1715 You didn’t bring an extra mask with you, did ya? 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1716 Ever heard of continental drift? 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
1717 So I guess there is no reason to return. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1718 Can I offer you an iced coconut milk? 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1719 The ice is always greener” 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1720 I knew Alaska and Hawaii really are right next to each other. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1721 May I borrow some ice for my coconut milk? 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1722 … and so long story short, I bought this after I made my first Bitcoin million 1.3061 0.05311 98 71 24 3
1723 Well, at least you have air conditioning! 1.3061 0.05109 98 70 26 2
1724 World peace? 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1725 What record did you bring? 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
1726 Which reality show did you lose on? 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1727 Not much. You? 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1728 Well at least you’ve got shade. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1729 No bear is an ice shelf. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1730 I guess global warming really is bringing us all together! 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1731 I said S.O.S. not O.S.O.! 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1732 There’s no escaping you people. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1733 They said I could work from anywhere right? What’s your excuse? 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
1734 Welcome to NYC...Climate Change got us too pal 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1735 Is this where they film the Coca-Cola Commercials? 1.3056 0.06094 108 85 13 10
1736 Welcome, and feel free to fish where ever you like. 1.3053 0.05200 95 68 25 2
1737 Sorry, no Grey Poupon. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1738 I can offer you stability. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1739 Seriously? you're looking for directions? 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1740 Thats not what I wished for. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1741 Hey! Don’t worry. Just go with the floe. 1.3053 0.05200 95 68 25 2
1742 ..Wow, such a bucket-list moment standing here on top of Everest! Any other recommendations? 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1743 You alway seem so distant and cold —it’s like we live on separate islands. 1.3053 0.05200 95 68 25 2
1744 Are you the one from the commercials? I’m pretty thirsty 1.3053 0.05200 95 68 25 2
1745 You are what you eat, big fella. And I'm a loser. 1.3049 0.04653 82 63 16 3
1746 And I thought we were polar opposites. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1747 It wasn't me! 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1748 Wanna join forces in the War Against Cliche?" 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1749 Maybe there's something to this global warming after all. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1750 Just going with the flow,huh? 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
1751 Can I catch your drift? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1752 What’s the one thing you would take to a desert island? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1753 If you were stranded on a deserted iceberg what would you bring? 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1754 A polar opposite of what happened to my kind. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1755 I am an affirmed climate change denier, therefore you must be a mirage! 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1756 When the FEMA hotline said, “Please bear with us, help is on the way,” I didn’t know they were sending you. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1757 You'll love it down here. I came and never left. 1.3043 0.05683 115 89 17 9
1758 The rare double mirage. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1759 ‘ya, i get what you mean…’ 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1760 Guess you fell for the old climate change hoax 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1761 Climate distancing 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1762 You can call me Wilson, too. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1763 Maybe we can make a deal. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1764 Don’t look at me! Billionaires are taking day trips to space! 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1765 You look different in your profile photos! 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1766 Seal? No, I didn’t see any seal. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1767 Wanna bet who goes first? Polar ice melt or rising sea levels? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1768 I think I have the better property for a long-term investment. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1769 At least yours has air conditioning. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1770 Where were you when I crashed my boat into the iceberg? 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1771 I know how you feel. This used to be the state of Rhode Island. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1772 Do you think your island will sink before mine melts? 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1773 What a way to break the ice. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1774 …Yes, technically we’re both moving. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1775 But enough about me. What brings you to this neck of the woods? 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1776 Welcome! I see you take your water with ice. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1777 We aren't going to try to reproduce... Are we? 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1778 Take the second right, then go straight for a few thousand miles 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1779 Would you consider trading places? 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
1780 I said a change of climate, not climate change. 1.3028 0.04421 109 81 25 3
1781 Come on in, the water's fine. 1.3028 0.04964 109 79 27 3
1782 Remember when you said you’d only fuck me if I were the last man on earth? Here we are, Gerald. Whip it out. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1783 Do you have a reservation? 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1784 We gotta stop meeting like this.. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1785 I don't suppose you're inclined to swim back to where you came from when that ice flow melts? 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1786 Know any good jokes? 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
1787 I know how you feel. This used to be Chicago. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1788 Is yours plastic, too?" 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1789 I'm sorry I couldn't meet you half way. 1.3023 0.05626 86 65 17 4
1790 As he drifted closer to the man, Todd realized he picked the wrong month to start being Vegan 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1791 ..and they say global warming is a hoax. 1.3021 0.04711 96 72 21 3
1792 I'll write HELP in the sand, you scratch it into the ice, and we'll see who makes it happen. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1793 Finally! We meet!! 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1794 You realize you are in a cliche, right? 1.3021 0.04938 96 68 27 1
1795 Finally, some meat! 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1796 Over fifty things on my wish list and I get a damn pool toy. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1797 Did Al Gore send you? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1798 Did they send you to rescue me? 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1799 Global warming. You? 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1800 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1801 Wait, we're in the North Pole? 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
1802 I can sympathize. This was once North America. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1803 Sorry you traveled all this way, but the dinner party was last night 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1804 "I regret to inform you that this is the North Pole. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1805 Hot enough for you, big guy? 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1806 I already don't have the bear necessities. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1807 Which one item did you bring? 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1808 Coca-Cola Bear, is this how it ends: human err? 1.3011 0.04783 93 69 22 2
1809 Starvation, COVID, and now it looks like global warming is going to get me. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1810 You didn't happen to see a volleyball, did you? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1811 Excellent! One of us will dine well this evening. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1812 You got some frozen booze? 1.3010 0.04436 103 79 20 4
1813 Welcome to Anchorage. 1.3010 0.04747 103 78 21 4
1814 i don't know, I just found myself drifting away one day and next thing you know.. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1815 Hey are you escaping the pandemic or the other crisis? 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1816 You don't happen to have your phone on you by any chance 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1817 No worries. Mi casa es su casa. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1818 How about we make a coconut snow cone? 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1819 Gee, I'd invite you over, but you don't have a mask. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
1820 I started climbing Mt. Everest in 2021. Now I'm at the top. What's your story? 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1821 They told you they'd be back in five minutes too huh? 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1822 I hope you brought some Klondike bars. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1823 You just can’t trust your GPS. 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
1824 Are you here to save me? 1.3000 0.05229 90 67 20 3
1825 Guess we wouldn’t have met, if not for global warming. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1826 Guess it's not a deserted island anymore. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1827 Thanks, but I prefer no ice. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1828 Refugees welcome! 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1829 When booking an all-inclusive island retreat can cost you more than your life savings. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
1830 Want some sand? 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1831 Hope you're the female of your species 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1832 Do you happen to have your vaccine card? 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
1833 nobody’s having fun. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1834 Guess it’s just us now. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1835 Ops, ok got to be more specific on my second wish.... 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1836 You wouldn’t happen to have a cold soft drink, would you? 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1837 Did you bring anything to eat? 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1838 Did you bring any halibut? 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1839 Let’s not point fingers. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1840 Hey, at least I'm not the only one whose government has given up on them! 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1841 What say we share some coconut milk on ice? 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1842 But if we did have a stereo and a place to plug it in, which ten discs would you have brought? 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1843 Got anything to eat? 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1844 You also forgot your mask, huh? 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1845 I thought we were just doing a Zoom? 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1846 Okay, I promise I won't eat you if you don't eat me. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1847 What shall we call ourselves—Iceland or Greenland? 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1848 Granted, my island will shrink at a slower rate than yours, but what are your thoughts on the food chain question? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1849 I didn't expect global warming to be this ironic... 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1850 It will be hard to go with the floe when it's gone! 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1851 Bear with me. Sure, we're polar opposites, but just go with the flow. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1852 I'm Bearing up okay... You? 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1853 At least you get to see the world. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1854 ...When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month Or even your year... 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1855 I guess this is what Tinder meant by 'climate' filter 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1856 I’ll need to see your Costco card, sir. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1857 I know you think this is about climate change, but I don’t believe in vaccines either. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
1858 Looks like we're the last two survivors on the planet. Who's for lunch? 1.2982 0.04814 114 83 28 3
1859 You wouldn’t have an Eskimo Pie would Ya? 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1860 Have you got a cell phone? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1861 Not again! 1.2979 0.06018 94 75 12 7
1862 All that ice and I’m out of coconuts, this is a crisis. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1863 Have you come here in response to Senator Inofe’s snowball? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1864 Don’t even think about it. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1865 You brought ice but without rum we can't make piña coladas. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1866 Care for a bear hug? 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1867 So that's what it's like to be out in the cold. 1.2977 0.05163 131 101 21 9
1868 Welcome to Kansas. 1.2976 0.05297 84 60 23 1
1869 Well, let's not get all apocalyptic about it. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1870 can I come aboard? 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1871 Global warming is a lie. 1.2976 0.06728 84 66 11 7
1872 I called an Uber, not the Polar Express. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1873 Can you bear rising sea levels? 1.2976 0.05430 84 63 18 3
1874 Republican or Democrat? 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
1875 Lucky for you, I have SPF 50. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1876 Actually, this isn't quite the worst reality TV show I've been on. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1877 I have a feeling this isn't going to end well for either of us. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1878 When the survival of the fittest suddenly means something 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1879 Heading south? 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1880 Look at it this way; on average, we're comfortable. 1.2970 0.04347 101 75 24 2
1881 You have a mask? 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
1882 If you were better looking, I'd ask you to swim over. 1.2970 0.03991 101 76 23 2
1883 Look, I know you're a starving polar bear, on an ice floe in the Caribbean. But, hey, does it look like I'm contributing to global warming? 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1884 This iceberg makes local stops only 1.2970 0.05458 101 78 17 6
1885 For what it's worth, I was never a climate change denier... 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
1886 Thanks for the rescue offer but I’m going to take a pass this time. 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
1887 What do you think about social distancing? 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1888 I’m here to tell you that it’s not fake news. 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
1889 Egads, finally I find an animal to bond with and we are polar opposites! 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1890 Am I friend or food? 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1891 I wonder who'll get saved first, you or me? 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1892 Thank God you’ve brought some ice! For years, I’ve been dying for a tropical coconut drink. 1.2966 0.04935 118 90 22 6
1893 I've given up. No one's coming to rescue this metaphor. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1894 Have you heard about interspecies dating? 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1895 You're not exactly the wild blond I wished for." 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1896 I knew people were relocating to less populated locales, but THIS is a one of a kind move! J. Kinsey Toronto, ONTARIO kinseyjody33@gmail.com 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1897 Let’s team up. You catch the fish and I’ll make the cold drinks. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1898 They all left Bezos. Are you all that’s left of Jersey? 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1899 It was at that exact moment that the Castaway and the Polar Bear intrinsically knew the meaning of Cause and Effect. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1900 If we make a baby boy, I'll call him Robearto 1.2959 0.04963 98 78 14 6
1901 Have you been tested for COVID? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1902 It's a surf berg. You ought to try it. Just $99 at Target. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1903 No, I haven't seen the Amazon delivery guy either. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1904 I don’t think a Coke will fix this. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1905 I don’t know. You floated to me. 1.2959 0.02794 98 75 22 1
1906 Palm frond for some ice? 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1907 I think we can cut a deal. 1.2957 0.04937 115 85 26 4
1908 No, sorry, we only serve Pepsi here 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1909 Polar Express, you ain't! 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1910 You said that before Jim swam over. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1911 Sorry, no food here either. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1912 Save the hard-luck story--no drifters! 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1913 How about we make some smoothies before it's too late? 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1914 'A free hug does sound attractive, but I am not sure....' 1.2952 0.05228 105 80 20 5
1915 Have you heard of veganism to prevent climate change? 1.2952 0.04865 105 76 27 2
1916 A lost glacier is one thing. But this was a Club Med! 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
1917 I thought it was all my troubles that were supposed to melt away 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1918 Turns out your ship wasn’t unsinkable after all 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1919 I don't think either of us are getting rescued. 1.2952 0.04673 105 80 21 4
1920 We’re in the same boat, but yours is melting. Welcome aboard, pal." 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1921 Oh ya, well you made it this is Florida 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1922 Your lot is to blame. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1923 Eleven hundred a month, no AC. 1.2947 0.05047 95 71 21 3
1924 Nice to see you, but I asked for a Klondike BAR. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1925 At least there's room for two 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1926 I hope capitalism was worth it. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1927 Help me take this tree down and we'll paddle outa here. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1928 Fuck… 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1929 It's an inconvenient truth that you'll probably eat me. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1930 Not to worry, the Titanic will not show up. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1931 When that melts this will be under water. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1932 Just keep going with the floe. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1933 At least we’ve finally reached zero emissions. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1934 I hear you, but I still think sea level rise is the bigger long-term threat. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1935 I wished for a cold beer, not a cold bear 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1936 Noah's ark passed through here? 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1937 Yeah, downsizing’s tough 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1938 It’s a deal! You bring the fish, I’ll make the pina coladas! 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
1939 You think you've got it bad, this used to be Maui. 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1940 Yeah, I know the feeling. 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
1941 You’re on an ice floe and I’m on an island, but metaphorically, we are in the same boat. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1942 But I’m fully vaccinated! 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1943 Who’s a good boy? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1944 So what was the one thing you brought? 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1945 Welcome to my world. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1946 So, where you headed? 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1947 The housing market was hot there too? 1.2933 0.05781 75 57 15 3
1948 Are you housebroken? 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1949 Are you coming south or am I going north? 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1950 Never trust your GPS. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1951 You from around here? 1.2929 0.06300 99 79 11 9
1952 You know what Charles says…no one gets out of this life alive. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1953 Food for thought? 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1954 I was trying to escape the New York housing bubble. What's your excuse? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1955 Is that all that's left of Greenland? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1956 I don't get your drift." 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1957 Know any good ice-breakers? 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
1958 I know you’re just ANTIFA pretending to be a polar bear 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
1959 Finally! I can now have my Margarita with crushed ice. 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
1960 At least yours won't melt. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1961 Sink or melt -- no bear is an island. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1962 It's a small world. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1963 Let's try and stay positive: your sea-ice loss was my sea-level gain. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1964 When is the last time you ate? 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1965 I’d say this is one of those six of one have dozen of the other situations. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1966 I only have Pepsi. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1967 If that melts, we’re both fucked 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1968 I could use a coke 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1969 No, I haven't seen her 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1970 Welcome to Florida! Well... at least what's left of it. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1971 Much like you, my philosophy has always been to go with the floe 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1972 Yeah, now that you mention it, an Eskimo Pie would be good about now." 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
1973 Did I mean it when I said, “I’d give an arm and a leg for some ice water right about now.”? 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1974 One of us is in the wrong lattitude. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1975 I should be happier to see you. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1976 We could alternate timeshares. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1977 I swapped it for my week in Aspen. How about you? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1978 Are you headed uptown or downtown? 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1979 I guess it’s only fitting they put me on this island for being a climate change denier… 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1980 You are not alone! 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1981 Close encounters of the unkind... world 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1982 What brings you here?? 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1983 I hate global warming! 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1984 You know it’s strange, I’ve never liked bears till today. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1985 Did you order an iceberg salad? 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1986 Okay. I'll trade you a couple coconuts for a bag of ice. Deal? 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1987 Let’s call it a staycation 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1988 Lunch time! 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1989 There are no seals here. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1990 Do we own the Libs yet? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1991 A coconut for your thoughts? 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1992 Global warming, amirite? 1.2909 0.05826 110 87 14 9
1993 Wasting away again in Margaritaville" 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1994 You'll have to go through Customs and Immigration first. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1995 As a climate change activist, I find myself facing a bit of a conundrum. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1996 I knew global warming would kill me, 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1997 New to the neighborhood? 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
1998 I'd say there's more that unites us than divides us. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1999 You too huh? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
2000 What if global warming is NOT a hoax? 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2001 Hope floats…away 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
2002 I used to stand on a peninsula, how about you? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2003 How about we house swap? 1.2903 0.04479 93 70 21 2
2004 Yes, you do look cool. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2005 So this is what they meant by climate change not ending well.” 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2006 We’ve only just begun. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2007 I’d let you on the island but it depends on how hungry you are” 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2008 How about a coconut instead? 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2009 At least yours comes with air conditioning! 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2010 Tell me about it. This was once Florida. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2011 Hope is the last to die. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2012 You’re telling me. Last week it was a goldfish on a mountaintop. 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
2013 After all these years, finally someone to savor me! 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2014 I guess we better start repopulating the planet. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2015 Global North, meet Global South. 1.2893 0.04459 121 88 31 2
2016 Well, you’ve gotta learn to go with the floe. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2017 You should bear NNW! 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2018 The government sent me to tell you the Beatles have broken up. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
2019 Welcome! to Wyoming! 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2020 Your first time? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2021 Did you happen to see my soccer ball floating by your ice berg? 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2022 Feel free to join me,unless you just want to keep going with the floe. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2023 Welcome to Climate Change Island. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2024 What d'ya say we catch some fish? 1.2889 0.05058 90 65 24 1
2025 But, if you eat me you'll be alone. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2026 Verry sorry. I gave my last map of the Arctic ice sheet to the last polar bear that came by. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2027 You’ll have to take a rapid test if you haven’t had your two shots 1.2889 0.05058 90 65 24 1
2028 You can join me for now and get a ride tomorrow when the reality TV crew comes back. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2029 T. S. Eliot counted wrong. It ends with two whimpers. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2030 That’s where all this water came from 1.2889 0.05299 90 71 14 5
2031 It's a little smaller than I imagined but I'm glad we could reunite Pangaea! 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2032 I thought I would move south for the winter 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2033 I shouldn't have taken my situation for granted. It turns out I had it pretty good. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2034 Talk about a worthless Tinder date. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
2035 What do you say we do a timeshare swap? 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2036 By God! i really don't have another pair of swims trunk left. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2037 The worst news is this used to be Bermuda. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2038 I bet this isn’t how you thought ‘The Last Man on Earth’ would end, did you? 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2039 Of course I wouldn't literally give my right arm for a glass of ice water. It's a figure of speech. How would that even work? No, no. I said NOT literally. Why aren't you getting this? 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2040 What's the one item you brought? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2041 I thought you said no man was an island 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2042 2050: The Arctic comes to New York. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2043 Look, I think we both need to chill. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
2044 I'd invite you over, but I suspect I'd be your hors d'oeuvre before you'd be my entre. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2045 Just when I thought I couldn't bear it 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2046 ..and you think that’s safe!? 1.2875 0.05092 80 57 23 0
2047 Yeah, I wish were actually in the same boat. As long as it was large enough. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2048 A climate change take on The Last Supper. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2049 Not exactly sure who's lost... you? I?... or humanity?? 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2050 I didn't expect to see you so soon. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2051 Hello. You're here a lot sooner than I expected. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2052 Just when I thought it couldn't be worse, you float up. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2053 May I borrow some sunscreen? 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2054 Well at least I'm standing on terra firma. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2055 Uh, there's a wonderful sushi place just ahead. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2056 Don't tell me... you were sent by the oil companies. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2057 Do you have any gum? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2058 -Did you find my bottle? 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2059 Survival!!!So how does it work??You coming over or me? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2060 I'm gonna have to ask you to stay at least 6 feet away... 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2061 But it's a dry heat. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2062 I don't suppose you brought snacks? 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2063 We knew it would end like this. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2064 I'm thinking we should quickly strike a deal. How about you? 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2065 OK,so obviously it is just you and me out here,so tell me the truth, “Does a bear shit in the woods”? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2066 Nice place you have here. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2067 Hey, I came here to escape the polarization. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2068 I don't suppose you'll accept my apology. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2069 Polar Rising 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
2070 No coconuts left here dude….float over to the camel on the piece of desert and see if she’s got something 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2071 Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
2072 I'm not sure we can meet each other's needs. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2073 You're just in time for the timeshare presentation. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
2074 This is not what I meant by needing to cool off. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2075 I’d invite you over, but they’re both getting smaller. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
2076 What? No bottles of cola? 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2077 So what book, movie, and song did you bring? 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2078 room service 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2079 Schrödinger’s iceberg. 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
2080 How's it go with the floe? 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
2081 Did you bring a mask? 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
2082 Corona virus is still a thing - I say we stay her for another 6 months 1.2870 0.04931 108 80 25 3
2083 So are we just down to you and me? 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
2084 Don't blame me; all my messages go in recyclable bottles. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2085 Speaking of climate change, how far north did I get? 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2086 My name is Paul. I'll be your waiter... and your main course. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
2087 Uh, we still have to stay six feet apart, ya know; it's a rule! 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2088 I think we should just agree sharing company is our best long term goal here 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2089 Twenty bucks says I drown before you starve. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2090 Rough decade? 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2091 Sure you can use my facilities, although a single tree doesn't technically constitute 'woods'...and my apologies, been out of toilet paper since early 2020. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2092 Tell me something I don’t already know. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2093 Who ever said " never the two shall meet" was wrong! 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2094 First off, you and I are both going to have to have a shave. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2095 For the last time - stop coming by and asking me if I have WiFi! 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2096 Seals? No, just coconuts. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2097 Melting ice caps or rising sea levels-- I don't know which of us has it worse! 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
2098 Join me here since my island will probably not be submerged before your iceberg melts due to climate change. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
2099 Humans suck. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
2100 Like you, I'm just chillin 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
2101 Let’s bury the hatchet and go with the floe. 1.2857 0.04919 98 74 21 3
2102 Are you hungry? Me too!” 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
2103 Yes, I’m a victim of Global Warming too. This use to be my front yard. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
2104 If you are good at fishing, this lifestyle is not bad at all 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2105 Look, there's got to be a middle ground here. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2106 Don't blame me. My C02 output has been extremely low for years. 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
2107 I was hoping someone would bear down to find me. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2108 I'm sorry for how you got here, but can I hop on? 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2109 No, this is Alaska. You're in Tahiti. 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
2110 My first instinct tells me he can't climb,and I have a tree! 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2111 BearBnB - Just leave the keys under the coconut when you go. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2112 I can't bear this. How about you? 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2113 We know neither of us are getting out alive. At least one of us gets a last meal. 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
2114 Have people betrayed you as well? 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2115 Life’s a beach. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2116 3 degrees doesn’t seem so insignificant now does it?! 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2117 For a limited time only, floating tropical islands! 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
2118 Can I talk to you about bundling your home and auto insurance? 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2119 Nothing to see here. Just keep moving. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2120 Looks like I don't have to worry about global warming too much longer." 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
2121 My guess? You need a push! 1.2843 0.04902 102 75 25 2
2122 Darn. From a distance you looked like Tom Hanks. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2123 Today's dread menu: existential vs. specific 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2124 Global warming has now proven that polar opposites do attract! 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2125 I didn't have this on my mind when I said I need to cool off 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2126 Are you the climate crisis or the polar opposite? 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
2127 The fishing's no good here either. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2128 Isn't it great to get some alone time? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2129 Fancy meeting you here! 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2130 I don't think is working out the way either of us planned. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2131 I'll trade 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2132 I'll let you eat me if I can just have some of your ice first. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2133 You will need a mask or muzzle. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2134 We’ve been trying to reach you regarding your Hummer’s extended warranty. 1.2842 0.06465 95 77 9 9
2135 The dating app said we were a perfect match. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2136 You're the Polar Express? 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
2137 I guess you caught one heck of a current. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2138 Yeah, same thing when I worked in an office -- I always thought it was too hot and she always thought it was too cold. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2139 ?Hablas espanol? 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2140 They heard it wrong, I had ordered a pail of beer. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2141 The wish was beer in ice. No one ever listens to me! 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2142 Hmmm, imagine meeting you here. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2143 Well this is awkward. What do we do now?" 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2144 Wanna trade? 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2145 Is your island moving or is mine? 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2146 Hi, there! Where ya from? 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2147 No this isnt a desert Isle its Miami after 30 year of global warming. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2148 What ship were you on? 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
2149 Thanks, I could use a Klondike ice cream bar. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2150 Inconvenient truth? Wasn't that fiction? 1.2838 0.05449 74 56 16 2
2151 Thanks for bringing the ice. I've had this bourbon I've been wanting on the rocks for years. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2152 Shackleton, is that you? 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2153 Well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2154 I think we should see other people 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
2155 Looks like you also bought the scam island vacation package on Priceline. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
2156 [No caption - ipsa res loquitor] 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
2157 Uh-oh! 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
2158 I'd invite you in but my condo is under 6 feet of water. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2159 I guess we're even 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2160 It seemed nowhere was safe from gentrification 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2161 Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2162 Al Gore send you? 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2163 You have nothing to fear. I’m a pescatarian. 1.2828 0.04982 99 73 24 2
2164 It's true ... I'm the lucky one. 1.2826 0.05315 92 71 17 4
2165 See, we still have winter and summer! 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2166 Quit looking at me with those hungry eyes. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2167 You do the fish course, I’ll do the umbrella cocktail. 1.2826 0.05202 92 73 14 5
2168 Mr. Bear, can you spare a chunk of ice? It's time for my afternoon coconut daiquiri, and I've been dying to have one on the rocks for months. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2169 You won't get any sympathy from me. This used to be Maui. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2170 I see he has brought drinks, but I hope he's already eaten. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2171 Come on, let me show you to the shade. 1.2826 0.05086 92 70 19 3
2172 Welcome to Margaritaville 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2173 Hope you gave Gary Larson credit 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2174 Your profile said that you were a koala bear. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2175 My Amazon order was for island wear not an island bear. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2176 Something tells me you had a run-in with the same genie I had... 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2177 On the subject of movies, is it time to reevaluate "Waterworld?" 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2178 So could I get a ride or...? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2179 Now do you believe? 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2180 AAAAAAAAAHHH, A BEAR! 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2181 That’s NOT what they meant by “go with the flow!!” 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2182 I can see Russia from my island. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2183 Too bad this can’t average out to mild 65 degree days. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
2184 No, you didn't miss it. This is what's left of the South Pole. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2185 You're worried that the ice cap is melting? So am I! 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
2186 I am waiting for FEMA! 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2187 Remote working too? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2188 They said it was a hoax! 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2189 The best iceberg surfing is two islands over. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2190 wait. there's a refrigerated model? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2191 I am now a vegetarian, how about you? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2192 Sorry, this is all that's left of Tahiti 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2193 One case where the grass doesn't look greener. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2194 You are fake news. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
2195 How's your crisis going? 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
2196 Not what I meant when I prayed for a last meal 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2197 I'd say come join me, but then you'd eat me, right? 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2198 when does your quarantine finish? 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2199 You must be bi-polar, bear. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2200 Well, if you don't mind a bit of a dive, the best sea lion in the five boroughs is about forty feet down. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2201 Is this a hoax? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2202 I hope that one of us is dreaming. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2203 I was expecting my SOS to return something more optimistic. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2204 So, what's happening in your neck of the woods? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2205 Stop complaining. You get to see the world. 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
2206 Styrofoam? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2207 Well isn’t this Ironic..?! 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2208 Just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse…. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2209 You don’t look at all like your profile.” 1.2807 0.05643 114 91 14 9
2210 Al Gore sent me. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2211 Yeah, we suck. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2212 I miss ice cubes too. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2213 So that's what's left of Greenland? 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2214 This climate crisis is a real bear. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2215 Antartica? Keep going East and hang a left at Punta Arenas—then go south for about 2500 miles. You can't miss it. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2216 Hot again today. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2217 Before you take it out on me, you should know the guy you really want is in space 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
2218 I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to move your iceberg along. I'm trying to stay above water for as long as possible. 1.2804 0.04750 107 79 26 2
2219 I said I wish I would joined by cool female and some ice for a cold drink… 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
2220 Welcome to Mt. Everest! 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2221 Actually, yes. I’d love a shaved ice. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2222 Be careful. These are shark-infested waters. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2223 I know that breaking up is hard to bear 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2224 I should have voted for Al Gore. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2225 This may be the time to collaborate. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2226 First time away from home? 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2227 I thought I ordered vodka on the rocks... 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2228 Ice of you to drop by! 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2229 Stay in your own bubble 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
2230 Lonely Planet 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2231 There's no denying it now. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2232 Oh, I don't know; rising, melting--same difference. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2233 Ice is good but please don't tell me you forgot the gin and tonic. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2234 Guess a polar plunge is closer than I think 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2235 Some whales pushed me here. They're having a laugh. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2236 How soon till the next iceberg? 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2237 Which way you headed, buddy? I could use a lift. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2238 Really? I thought I was going North." "You are. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2239 The curator from the Central Park Zoo sent me to capture you for our new exhibit - ‘socially distanced adult male’ 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2240 So this is how they freeze my offshore accounts. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2241 Next you're gonna tell me that the earth isn't really flat, huh? 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
2242 Little polar bear finds an otter 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2243 I'll have what she's having 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2244 I’m so sorry, buddy. This is indeed very tough to bear. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2245 You look like a vegetarian. 1.2788 0.06027 104 84 11 9
2246 Go ahead, tell your story first... 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2247 Amazon gets it wrong again. Chuck had ordered a Teddy bear to replace Wilson. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2248 Great. We’ve got the ice. Now go back and get the vodka. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2249 Unidentified Floating Object 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2250 I'm guessing you didn't bring a flare gun? 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
2251 You got me at hello 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2252 Shall we share fish recipes? 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2253 I will apologize for eating the fish without you, but I won't apologize for leaving you, Gerald. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2254 I dreamt this would happen, but in my dream the polar bear was wearing plaid. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2255 Wow, I never imagined being found would make me feel MORE hopeless. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2256 What does a guy have to do to get some privacy around here? 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2257 I donated 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2258 Just remember, I'm not personally responsible for global warming 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2259 I see you're warming up to me at last 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2260 I'm sorry. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2261 Cheer up, you'll be surprised how coconut water grows on you. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2262 Proof of vaccination or negative test is required. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2263 A lot has happened since you were stranded here. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2264 Oh thank goodness, I'm low on ice. 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2265 Before I let you on the ice, I need to see a proof of vaccination. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2266 When yours melts neither of us will have something to stand on. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2267 So I'm thinking of buying a Tesla. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2268 How does Friday sound? 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2269 Finally, a pet to keep me company. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
2270 Amazon? Just leave the ice under the tree. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2271 Social distancing made easy 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2272 I’d like to sell, but not in this climate! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2273 Look,from where I'm standing,you're treading on some thin ice.. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2274 Bi -Polar Disease 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
2275 No, my feet don't get cold. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
2276 At least one of us has a Mobile Home. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2277 Have you seen Fred? 1.2771 0.05370 83 64 16 3
2278 I feel ya bro' - this here island used to be Miami. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2279 No seals here 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2280 Lately I even miss the 80's when the only things melting at an alarming rate were our standards. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2281 I’m so hungry I could eat a … ah, let’s think about something other than food. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2282 will trade shade for fresh water. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2283 Your floating means I'm sinking, ironically 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2284 If it wasn't for the pandemic I'd let you give me a hug 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2285 Excuse me, Have you any Grey Poupon? 1.2771 0.05892 83 66 12 5
2286 I did not expect you this soon. 1.2771 0.05089 83 63 18 2
2287 I'll catch the next one. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2288 You got my DoorDash order? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2289 I think it was the left turn at Greenland that messed you up. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2290 Well, this certainly is an inconvenient truth 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2291 Desert island,not Dessert island 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2292 At least your’s doesn’t melt. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2293 At least yours floats. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2294 Leroy suddenly regretted wishing for the bare necessities. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2295 If you make it to Manhattan, tell my mother she was right about climate change...and cruises. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
2296 Your ice-melting is my ocean-rising… let’s climb the tree together. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2297 I guess everybody's driving for Uber now. 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
2298 I hear opposites attract 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2299 Oops, chilled beer 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2300 I thought this was supposed to be a Zoom meeting. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
2301 Is this the sign of the times? 1.2766 0.04995 94 72 19 3
2302 Moving on? 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
2303 I'm waiting for Trump's reinstatement; what are you waiting for? 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2304 I believe you ordered ice? 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2305 New here? Yea,me too. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2306 You're bummed! This is Hawaii! 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2307 That's right! With Global Warming you get a tree. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2308 Don’t blame me, I don’t even own a car 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2309 United by nature, divided by greed. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2310 new around these parts? 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2311 I wish we had met under different circumstances 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2312 I'm beginning to think that the climate here in Alaska really has changed. 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
2313 Scientists were wrong again. Heat clearly gets rid of Covid-19! 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
2314 It's a small world after all. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2315 Green new deal or just asleep at the wheel? 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2316 Coconuts, just coconuts. 1.2759 0.04820 87 68 16 3
2317 Bad news bears. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2318 Oh great! When that piece of glacier melts, this last bit of Mount Everest will be underwater. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2319 I really hope you are vegan 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2320 stay on your ice - it's too hot for you over here 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2321 I don't know––bear right? 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2322 My excuse is that I wanted to get away from any ‘global warming’ references, what’s yours?” 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2323 Hey Man ! You allowed to get out? 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2324 Islands in the Stream … that is what we bear. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2325 No, I have no Grey Poupon. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2326 It's cooler under the shade. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2327 I guess Global Warming Trumps "Wilson" 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2328 We were poles apart but the warmth is getting us close 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2329 This is great! I've been wanting some ice for my coconut milk! 1.2754 0.05417 69 50 19 0
2330 Last ice in the world, heh? I believe it, cause this is the top of Mount Everest. 1.2750 0.05024 80 58 22 0
2331 Mauna Kea. Why do you ask? 1.2750 0.05024 80 58 22 0
2332 Yes, global warming is bad... but at least it’s a dry heat. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2333 Separate but equal. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2334 i'm the ice man! 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2335 I still think climate change is a hoax. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2336 At least yours gives you a chance to get out of here! 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2337 My mistake. I ordered something cold with lots of ice. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2338 Last one to extinction is a rotten egg. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2339 Remember, one man's ceiling is another man's floor. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2340 Look what you did to us. 1.2750 0.03968 80 60 20 0
2341 Any luck hunting seals? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2342 ...But how is Bitcoin doing? 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2343 They said no man is an island 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2344 Sorry I ate your fish – I didn't think you were coming. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2345 Are you a climate-change denier too? 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2346 I will swap a coconut for a chunk of your ice. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2347 Dammit, Amazon! I ordered 'Bare necessities', not 'Bear necessities'! 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2348 The last man on Earth, huh? I'll be gentle. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2349 You can see the irony that I always give to the "Save the Polar Bears" Fund, right? I never wanted you to starve, but.... 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2350 I'm not a seal, I'm not a seal, I'm not a seal... 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2351 You must be new to the neighbourhood. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
2352 At least you’ve got a bit of home with you 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2353 Ahoy! Wanna play a zero sum game? 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2354 I think we can both agree that while your threat is more existential, mine is more classically idiomatic. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2355 We'll see who wins -- the melting glacier, or the sinking island. 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
2356 Welcome, vegan!?! 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
2357 Is it just me or does it feel warmer to you? 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
2358 What would you do for a Klondike bar? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2359 What's your favorite cuisine? 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2360 Come on over, the water is warming. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2361 Maybe so, but I won't have to cook you. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2362 That escalated quickly 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2363 That’s some continental drifting, my furry friend! 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2364 - I'll tell you, man, don't raise your expectations, they'll discuss climate change forever! 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2365 Welcome to the Florida Key! 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2366 I see you must have gotten my message in a Coke bottle 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2367 Could I interest you in a coconut instead? 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2368 Oh good, you've brought some ice! 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2369 I don't have my glasses on. Are you the Coast Guard? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2370 Yes, yes, climate change, blah,blah, blah...But how’s the cell service on that ice cube? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2371 Well, you COULD just eat me, but then you'd have nobody to talk to. 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
2372 Let's look for the things we have in common." 1.2737 0.04836 95 70 24 1
2373 I wished for iced beer ! 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2374 Man, the real estate market is HOT! 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2375 It’s too bad they brought back social distancing 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2376 I’m just waiting for the surge prices to go down 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
2377 The grass is always greener. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2378 Any chance you want to trade? 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
2379 Don't tell me that piece of ice was once the size of New Jersey. 1.2736 0.04552 106 78 27 1
2380 "I know we all need to adjust to climate change, but this is ridiculous." 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2381 Want to swap? 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2382 Maybe if I'm calm and still he won't even notice me. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2383 Thanks for stopping by. Unfortunately until you’re fully vaccinated I can’t invite you over. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2384 I guess the G20 just ignored the message in a bottle! 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2385 Would you mind if I killed you, and used your hide for a bankie 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2386 Don't look at me! This is all your fault! 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2387 Warm enough for you? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2388 Don’t just sit there, we’re making Piña Colodas before that melts 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2389 God, I said that I can’t bear the loneliness. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2390 Tough break. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2391 unexpected consequences of global warming 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2392 Could I interest you in swapping your bleak future for a life of hopeless isolation? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2393 Wow, exactly as foretold! 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2394 Do you think if I had gone vegan, it would’ve changed things? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2395 Now I want an island that moves. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2396 I guess we’re neighbors now. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2397 I have a bone to pick with you. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2398 I always thought global warming would end badly! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2399 I guess there really is no escaping climate change… 1.2727 0.04830 99 76 20 3
2400 I said I needed ice, not an ICEBERG. 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2401 We can't keep meeting like this. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2402 I guess they already ran out of ideas for the next island reality show 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2403 Okay, fine. But keep to your six feet. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2404 Floe or flow -- going with it was a terrible move for us both. 1.2718 0.04616 103 81 18 4
2405 ‘Can YOU help me?’ 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
2406 Any news? 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2407 One never gets used to it. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2408 You...you know that old saying? Teach a bear to fish... 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2409 I’m really sorry 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2410 There's a big school of fish if you keep going south - nothing to see here. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2411 And to think this was once New Jersey. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2412 Do you believe polar opposites attract too? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2413 Looks like it's just you and me. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2414 Your butt must be cold. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2415 Yeah, I just go with the floe too. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2416 THANKS ALOT DEBLASIO 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2417 Yeah, sorry, no seals around here. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2418 It’s No Win No Win 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2419 Apropos of nothing…you would not believe how easy it is to catch fish ‘round these parts. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2420 What was the one thing you could bring? 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
2421 Did you bring the drinks? 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2422 Did they try to put you on a coke bottle too? 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
2423 The climate emergency brought us together, but why? 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2424 I bought a Prius the first year they came out. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2425 We can change climates right now. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2426 Just stopping by for a snack? 1.2708 0.06191 96 78 10 8
2427 You and me both, brother. More ice! 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2428 Bienvenidos a Miami! 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2429 Got any drugs? 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2430 So this is the North? 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2431 This one is cold. Want to trade? 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2432 Come for cocktails at 5:00. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2433 If you are answering the message in the bottle, the place has already been rented. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2434 How about that, we are both far from home. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2435 Now I understand climate change. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2436 You didn't happen to grab a book before you drifted away, did you? 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2437 Sorry. You need a reservation. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2438 Did you bring the Coca Cola? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2439 I'm just waiting for my Uber. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2440 My fault!? Why didn't you steer your iceberg out of the way? 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2441 Welcome to the neighborhood. Staying long? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2442 No, you can't stay for dinner. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2443 You know that global warming is a hoax! 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2444 Would you like Iced or Hot Tea? 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2445 Coca-Cola meets Corona 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2446 You'll find it's different here... 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2447 How many coconuts did you want? 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2448 Finally, someone to eat. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2449 Ok, my turn! I spy with my little eye something tall with green leaves. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2450 Did you call for an Uber? 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2451 Well, I didn't wish for you either. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2452 classic liberal media with their heavy-handed, in-your-face global warming scare tactics 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2453 Now I know which direction is North 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2454 How can you BEAR it!!! 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
2455 It wouldn’t be a fair trade. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2456 I don’t suppose you have a flare gun on you either 1.2700 0.04683 100 79 17 4
2457 Yeah,I get it. Sorry. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2458 went downhill once I lost my Coca-Cola sponsorship... 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2459 It is a hoax! I know it! 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2460 Your climate change campaign is in your face; well done. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2461 No, you were supposed to bring the beer, I was supposed to bring the boxed set of ‘The Wire’. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2462 Some days you meet the bear and some days he meets you. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2463 Hey--the fishin's good! I think you'll like it here. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2464 Well, that's one way to get around the ban on international travel. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2465 It’ll be cozy for two, but I don’t think your ride is gonna take you much further… 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2466 What’s the secret to enjoying raw fish ? 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2467 Paradise lost. 1.2697 0.05363 89 70 15 4
2468 LESS THAN 2% OF POLAR BEAR HUNTS ARE SUCCESSFUL 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
2469 I guess we were all on the same boat 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2470 „It‘s unbearable, isn‘t it.“ 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2471 You have any more room on that thing? 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2472 I think I'm sending the wrong distress signals 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2473 Have I mentioned that I started doing cross-fit? 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2474 The guy on the other island looks tastier than me." 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
2475 Are you sightseeing or are you hungry? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2476 Did you bring any Coke? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2477 No thanks, I'll keep going. Your island will be underwater soon. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2478 Beware of bergs bearing bears 1.2692 0.05834 104 84 12 8
2479 Aw come on, I wished for an icy beer! 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2480 Ok, I think we both need to accept that we have over-reacted slightly to this self-isolation order!!! 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2481 Need a ride? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2482 You've come a long way for a warm snack. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
2483 they were both hungry but the smart money was on the bear 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2484 I am an island unto myself; 'til just now, I thought it was bearable. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2485 I only wished for ICE 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
2486 what book did you take ? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2487 God, I think we need to reevaluate the meaning of a companion. 1.2688 0.04868 93 69 23 1
2488 Oh, good — I'm so over Shark Week. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2489 You didn't happen to see a volleyball float by, did you? 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2490 If you're coming over to convince me global warming is not a hoax, don't waste your time!! 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2491 Yum, Yum! 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2492 Don't come any closer unless you're fully vaccinated. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2493 How nice of you! But I'm out of vodka. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2494 Is there a synagogue nearby? 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2495 What part of the Caribbean are you from? 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2496 Hey, you’re early. Give me a second to finish getting ready. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2497 Looks like we’re in the same the same boat 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2498 I can't make any daiquiris until the penguins return my blender. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2499 If you promise to stay on the west side of the island, yeah, OK, you can live here. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2500 Wanna swap CDs? 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2501 When I asked for light ice, this was not what I meant 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2502 Yes, I'm aware that palm oil contributes to climate change... 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2503 Not another lecture on global warming, show me proof! 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2504 Winters on yours summers on mine…for as long as we can? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2505 Do you happen to have a deck of cards? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2506 ...and this is how the last human on earth became extinct. The End. 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2507 Thanks for coming to pick me up! By the way, you don't look at all like your Tinder photo. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2508 Welcome to the Big Island 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2509 You wanna come over for dinner? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2510 This is one of our's fault... 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2511 Soo… do you come here often? Or… 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2512 I should have bought that Tesla. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2513 Yeah, but I still don't believe it. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2514 Your Upkeep may be my Downfall ! 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
2515 What? You want to trade places? How much do you weigh? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2516 Thanks for the Klondike bar. I was beginning to think that they forgot me. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2517 If it makes you feel better, no one’s ever even asked me what three things I would bring to a desert ice cap. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2518 I won't try to eat you if you don't try to eat me. Deal? 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2519 Yah, sorry, this is the only land left, too. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2520 Cheer up. We can play 'Marco Polo' 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2521 YOU MADE A RIGHT TURN, DID'T YOU? 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2522 Welcome to what's left of Hawaii. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2523 No, you're hallucinating. 1.2676 0.05291 71 52 19 0
2524 Tell me you’re lost without telling me you’re lost. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2525 We have to stop meeting this way 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2526 I'm not your friend, buddy! 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2527 Pina Coladas at 7ish. Bring ice. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2528 How could you forget your mask? 1.2674 0.05078 86 69 13 4
2529 Perfect! I have fermenting coconut, you have ice. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2530 On this week’s episode of Trading Spaces… 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2531 Heading anywhere special? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2532 No seals, but the mahi-mahi is excellent. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
2533 That's a good boy. Way to fetch us a supply of fresh water. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2534 And so the final chapter of the Galapagos begins 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2535 ‘I guess we should have seen this coming.’ 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2536 It's not just about you 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
2537 It’s too late. We’re out of coconuts. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
2538 You do know that they even have a song about a message in a bottle? 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
2539 It’s all relative I guess… 1.2673 0.04852 101 76 23 2
2540 Going south for the winter is always an option. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2541 Welcome to the only community on Earth, with a net-zero carbon footprint! 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2542 Aren't you a bit zoned out, or is it me? 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2543 Climate change is shrinking both our islands, but I could use your fresh water. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2544 Come on over. The tree provides shade. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2545 Not too hot meets not too cold, something is scary wrong here... 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2546 Wanna come for dinner? I’m having fish — fresh, not frozen. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2547 Beatles White Album was top of MY desert-island list. Yours? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2548 I see you also checked the downsize box on your global warming relocation application. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2549 Sorry, I’m mostly bone 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2550 Look on the bright side, at least neither of us has to wear a mask. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2551 This was supposed to be a Zoom meeting. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2552 If you are getting ready to hibernate, I'll be glad to share some of my salmon with you. 1.2667 0.05757 60 44 16 0
2553 I’m evolving, how about you? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2554 I still don’t get Lost. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2555 We found love in a hopeless place. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2556 Sorry man, I already ate the fish! 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2557 Do not complain to me! The more your iceberg melts, the smaller my island becomes! 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2558 So is it the first right and then third left to reach Trump? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2559 Teach a man to fish? 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2560 Can I hitch a ride with you? 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2561 I can dig ya man. Go with the floe. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2562 Eventually someone will miss us. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2563 I see my dinner has arrived. 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
2564 The cartoonist likes options. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2565 You seem like a very nice bear and I know you've been through a lot, but seriously, at most, only one of us is going to get rescued. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2566 You win. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2567 Don’t blame me Nanuk, I drove a Tesla. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2568 She was his polar opposite, and he couldn’t take his eyes off her. 1.2658 0.06909 79 65 7 7
2569 Not until you apologize for eating my little turtle. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2570 No, I don't have any salmon. Do you have any jet skis, personal computers, cell phones or virtual reality headsets? 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2571 Meltdown? I'll show you a meltdown.” 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2572 The vague feelings of doom that had haunted them now had a face and a name. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2573 Sometimes my feet get cold too. 1.2658 0.04666 79 62 15 2
2574 Sorry, but we're both sinking. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2575 What the fuck 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2576 Yep we are all screwed 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
2577 Before you eat me, you should know I used to drive a Prius. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2578 I’m hungry.” “Well, so am I. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2579 You come here, I go there, either way we're screwed. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2580 Don’t blame me for climate deregulation, I couldn’t vote. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2581 I'm on a diet...how about you? 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2582 Huh! One of us is going to eat. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2583 Let's put it this way: which comes first, global ocean level rising or ice cap melting? 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2584 Bear: Too skinny. Man: Big claws. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2585 Do you believe in peaceful coexistence? 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2586 Not sure if I want to bear with the polar express. 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
2587 Forecast away 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2588 But did you see his rocket? 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2589 Before you get any ideas, pal, understand I'm also part of a protected species. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2590 we're in the same boat 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2591 Oh thank goodness, I’m starving”. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
2592 Do you believe in climate change now? 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2593 Yes, we could winter there, but there isn't going to be there much longer. 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
2594 At least we don't have to wear a mask? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
2595 The bear saw that the man was very lonely. So, he decided to break the ice 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2596 Chicago won't change their nickname.I promise. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2597 "Yeah, your beach looks pretty cool. But my family raised me to go with the floe." 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2598 How lovely! I still have some whisky I have been drinking warm. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2599 If you are not a virtual delusion, the pandemic must be over! 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2600 Well yes, my Tinder photo is just a bit out of date. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2601 Did you take the wrong exit too? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2602 But they said climate change is a hoax. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2603 Nice try. But I still don't believe in global warming. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2604 You are here too to escape capitalism? 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2605 Polar opposites collide 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2606 you're better off there, believe me... 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2607 Hey do you know the wifi password? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2608 Sooooo I guess climate change is real then. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2609 What were your three wishes? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2610 This one's full but there's another right behind it 1.2642 0.03862 106 86 16 4
2611 Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2612 At last--A frozen daiquiri! 1.2642 0.04303 106 83 20 3
2613 It is not my fault I had a Prius. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2614 Turn right to the South Pole. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2615 Summer Vacation? 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2616 I built a perfect utopia of a country here and now you want to ruin it with with your illegal migration. well, I don’t care how white you are go back to where you came from. We’re full. 1.2639 0.07399 72 60 5 7
2617 Dang, maybe he's a vegetarian? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2618 No, no, I said I'm bare bones! BARE bones! 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2619 Hey! You're eroding my shoreline. 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
2620 Well, I can't outrun him. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2621 In climate emergency many of us have actually become bipolar. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2622 I’ll tell you where you can stick your liberal agenda 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2623 Poles. A part. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2624 Know any ice breakers? 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2625 I didn't get vaccinated either. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2626 Hey, I don't taste good without something to wash me down. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2627 I've come to apologize. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2628 Just my luck. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2629 I can’t believe that Genie. I get one wish and wished for a ice cold beer. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2630 No one at the WWF has made as big a contribution to polar bear longevity than I am about to. And I won't get any deductions. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2631 Are you as excited as I am about the billionaire space race? 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
2632 So this climate change thing is the real deal after all! 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2633 So, looks like Greta was right. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2634 The Great Alaska-Hawaii Summit of 2028 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2635 Don’t be sad. After you eat me you can scratch your back on the tree. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2636 That was a damn good ice breaker 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2637 Well, I heard Coca-Cola was a nice company 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
2638 You could always become an island bear. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2639 White privilege?" "Yeah " 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2640 I wouldn't count on being rescued; they didn't bother trying to save me. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2641 Does it last? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2642 Let’s make a bet, whose island is going to last longer: yours or mine? 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2643 Wilson- is that you? 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2644 So the Titanic went down, then what? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2645 Did you bring some Coca-Cola? 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2646 Your home vanished too? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2647 Going nowhere? 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2648 I guess you're from a different burg. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2649 Ok then, I'm going with alien abduction as my last hope. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2650 On behalf of all humanity I would like to apologize for the abuses from the last 2 hundred years of ‘PROGRESS’ . 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2651 No man is an island. No bear is an island. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2652 So is making Pina Coladas is out of the question ? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2653 I suppose global warming isn't a hoax. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2654 Wonderful! You made it just in time for the 4 pm Congo Line! 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2655 Your days are numbered my friend. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2656 This land don’t melt! 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2657 You're not one of those bears that can climb trees? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2658 My iceberg is melting 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2659 It'll work. I can cool off and you can warm up, 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2660 Marco-Polar 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2661 Either you or I are a mirage. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2662 Don’t kid yourself; we’re polar opposites! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2663 You're not the fantasy island-mate I dreamt of. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2664 Polar bear: "It won't be long now." Guy: "It won't be long now." 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2665 We'll both be in deep water soon! 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
2666 You’re going to love coconuts. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2667 Do you fish? 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2668 I guess we’re both wasting away, waiting to be saved by an intelligent design. 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
2669 Ever played Marco Polar? 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2670 Hi. I'm Tucker. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2671 Welcome to Paradise. I hope you're not hungry! 1.2614 0.04847 88 68 18 2
2672 When you say "Are you happy now?"... 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2673 Thanks, but I’ll wait for the next option. 1.2614 0.05359 88 70 14 4
2674 Pal, I'm a one man show 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2675 I don't care how fast it's melting, there's no room for you here. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2676 oh, thanks....but this won't get us very far 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2677 Trump says global warming is fake news. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
2678 So you got my letter, eh? 1.2609 0.05325 69 51 18 0
2679 No, I'm a bipolar bear. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2680 I won't ask about what happened to your family if you don't ask what happened to mine 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2681 We're both victims of climate change. Your ice thawed and my wax wings melted. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2682 Is this the way to the South Pacific? The Ocean, not the Musical" 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2683 Hey buddy, you got a Coke? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2684 Now global warming is a sad thing, right? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2685 Welcome to the Hamptons! Thanks for bringing the ice. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2686 Time is precious, huh? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2687 Polar opposites, am I right? 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2688 Snowbirds already? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2689 Thought things would improve after Trump remitted office 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
2690 I like your latitude. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2691 Ah, finally the Uber is here. Who are you here for? 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
2692 I'll name you Bear Friday. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2693 I bearly ever see my neighbors 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2694 You going my way? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2695 Oh yeah? Well, the climate is always changing! 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
2696 I knew it. I did leave the oven on right before I was exiled. 1.2603 0.05171 73 54 19 0
2697 'Oh, hey Gary. How did the interview go?' 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2698 Did I finally do enough for a damn Klondike bar? 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2699 So this was all because you drank a Pepsi? 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2700 Don't worry! Tom Hanks will save us!!! 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2701 You came down here for the low taxes too? 1.2600 0.04050 100 80 17 3
2702 Great, where am I gonna park this thing? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2703 No thanks, I am on my way to a meeting. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2704 Vaccine-hesitant, too? 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2705 Do you see anything funny about this? Because I don't. 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
2706 Are you also thinking tuna melt? 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2707 Ah, who knew a series of bad choices plus climate change would create the circumstances I’d finally meet a polar bear. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2708 Climate change friend. Shape up or ship out. On a positive note, this palm tree provides some nice shade and the water's warm. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2709 I deserve this, you dear polar bear do not 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2710 I have the tree. Why was I to bring the rum? 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2711 Naw! I don't want to trade. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2712 This is the GoFundMe story that I've been waiting for. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2713 I'm pretty sure that climate change is for real. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2714 I'm a vegetarian. You? 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2715 Hey, bro. Can i borrow your Netflix password? Forgot mine. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2716 I find it’s best just just wait around for the rest of the world to notice 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2717 I don't suppose my island has been floating north. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2718 Ok, I'll let you join me if you show your vaccine card 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2719 Is that fresh water? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2720 A least you are moving. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2721 No worries, mate. No global warming here in Australia. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2722 I say ol' chap, would you have any gin and tonic to go with your ride? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2723 Wasn’t my wish either 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2724 Okay, for the last time, here’s why I believe the election was not stolen. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2725 'Climate change is un-bear-able, huh?' 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2726 Bear in mind, I’m not the one who’s responsible for this climate change. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2727 Some climate change we’re having, huh? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2728 Let’s make a deal 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2729 Any interest in trading places? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2730 Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have some scotch. I'll bet we could both use a drink 1.2588 0.04923 85 66 17 2
2731 No, but I'll tell him you're looking for him if I do. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2732 Climate change is becoming bearable. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2733 My lunch is always delivered cold. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2734 Got space for one more? 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2735 Looks like the poets were wrong. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2736 Your GPS was off, too? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2737 This is not what I thought when I asked for company. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2738 Alaska ain't what it used to be. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2739 Do we both need to wear masks now? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2740 Anyone who thinks this is funny can fry in hell. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2741 I don't think your here to save me" 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
2742 This “What would you do for a Klondike bar” competition is getting out of hand 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2743 So is that a 'no' on the Grey Poupon? 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2744 we're each other's worst nightmare 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2745 Just make a U-Turn at thr next island and you will be OK. Trust me 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2746 It’s kinda small for two, but at least it’s not going to melt… 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
2747 Finally some shaved ice for my coconut milk drink. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2748 Are you Uber? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2749 Climate change IS real, bear with me... 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2750 Yeah, I don’t know how my island drifted this far north. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2751 I see we’ve both been social distancing. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2752 I know--there's nothing funny about it. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2753 Hi, I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2754 You must be on the Good-Bye Polar Express! 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2755 I got Palm Toddy. You got the ice. Let's get boozy, pal. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2756 Sorry there’s no valet parking at the moment… tie up in the shade. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2757 Man "I hate to be the bearer of bad news but…” Bear “ shut up Kyle” 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2758 Polar Bear Express? Just leave it on the porch, thanks. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2759 There is nothing funny here anymore. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2760 Guess who eats tonight! 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
2761 So wait a second, who is saving who? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2762 What did you expect with all that gas from eating seals? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2763 Mr. Bear? I am a staunch Republican and this can't be happening. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2764 I think I'm warming to you 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2765 No I don’t have any fucking Grey Poupon. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2766 And I thought they were extinct” (said both 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2767 Climate change can just be so polarizing. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2768 Oh,sure,blame me for global warming. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2769 You’re late for dinner, I already ate. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2770 Could I get a lift to wherever you are going? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2771 Does this mean Flat Earth is real too? 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2772 You can stay if you promise not to snore, pass gas, or eat me. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2773 I guess the one good thing about global warming is that it is bringing us closer together. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2774 Every man's an island 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2775 Let me make it clear that I am not a seal. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2776 Welcome to Hawaii. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2777 Welcome to casa tropical, you body surf? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2778 Wow, I did not realize that climate change could reveal that the tropics and the arctic circle are truly brothers! 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2779 Can you tell me where the North Pole is ? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2780 Spooked, blued, and tattooed. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2781 We can bear it together 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2782 Your ass has gotta be cold. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2783 Want to trade some of your melting ice for some of my sick fish? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2784 I brought the ice. You got the Scotch? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2785 On this island, we only eat fish. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2786 Don’t get too excited about spotting land. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2787 Mary, please tell me it's just you in a polar bear costume! 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2788 Is the guy with the limes here yet? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2789 Care for a slushie? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5