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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-08-01T22:40:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-08-15T22:42:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-08-09T22:41:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | August 16, 2021 |
Number of captions | 6932 |
Number of responses | 763962 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | It was then that Marcus realized that his message in a bottle requesting beer and ice may have contained a single yet crucial typo. | 1.9256 | 0.01685 | 2499 | 996 | 697 | 806 |
1 | Damn. I literally said I'd deny climate change until it comes and bites me in the ass. | 1.8283 | 0.01512 | 2965 | 1308 | 860 | 797 |
2 | Funny, I was just telling myself things couldn't possibly be worse. | 1.7926 | 0.01485 | 2632 | 1108 | 968 | 556 |
3 | What a coincidence. I'm bipolar! | 1.7822 | 0.01440 | 3118 | 1431 | 939 | 748 |
4 | Damn it Siri, I said a cold beer | 1.7791 | 0.01526 | 2748 | 1267 | 828 | 653 |
5 | I know how you feel. This used to be Florida. | 1.7754 | 0.01540 | 2458 | 1064 | 886 | 508 |
6 | I wished for an ice cold BEER. | 1.7677 | 0.01332 | 3508 | 1606 | 1116 | 786 |
7 | Al Gore was right. It is inconvenient. | 1.7653 | 0.01763 | 2028 | 938 | 630 | 460 |
8 | That’s nothing… This used to be Florida. | 1.7593 | 0.01320 | 3431 | 1560 | 1146 | 725 |
9 | This ends poorly doesn't it? | 1.7571 | 0.01704 | 1976 | 880 | 702 | 394 |
10 | So, what brings you to Miami? | 1.7559 | 0.01547 | 2503 | 1139 | 840 | 524 |
11 | Fabulous. You brought ice” | 1.7521 | 0.01299 | 3400 | 1514 | 1220 | 666 |
12 | Oh good, you brought ice! | 1.7515 | 0.01795 | 1823 | 818 | 640 | 365 |
13 | He was losing hope until, like a miracle, a delicious man appeared | 1.7491 | 0.01724 | 2164 | 1040 | 629 | 495 |
14 | I'm sensing that you're not the most endangered species here. | 1.7489 | 0.01447 | 2808 | 1269 | 976 | 563 |
15 | I’m sorry but I have to ask, have you been vaccinated? | 1.7430 | 0.01657 | 2214 | 1040 | 707 | 467 |
16 | "First, some ground rules - I eat fish, and you eat fish, just so there’s no misunderstanding." | 1.7421 | 0.01594 | 2140 | 946 | 807 | 387 |
17 | It will never work. We’re polar opposites. | 1.7380 | 0.01572 | 2393 | 1113 | 798 | 482 |
18 | A cold beer. I said I could really go for a cold beer! | 1.7356 | 0.01734 | 1914 | 888 | 651 | 375 |
19 | I'm afraid that this IS the South Pole. | 1.7348 | 0.01400 | 2941 | 1363 | 1004 | 574 |
20 | The good news is: We're six feet apart. | 1.7339 | 0.01407 | 2901 | 1337 | 1005 | 559 |
21 | It'll never work out. We're polar opposites. | 1.7250 | 0.01565 | 2418 | 1145 | 795 | 478 |
22 | Now who's endangered? | 1.7229 | 0.01573 | 2288 | 1065 | 797 | 426 |
23 | Why no, no plans yet for dinner tonight. You? | 1.7190 | 0.01589 | 2196 | 1016 | 786 | 394 |
24 | I guess I can stop worrying about starving to death. | 1.7190 | 0.01636 | 2142 | 1004 | 738 | 400 |
25 | Pescatarian. You? | 1.7158 | 0.01666 | 2034 | 950 | 714 | 370 |
26 | If that melts, we’re both screwed | 1.7109 | 0.01737 | 1875 | 887 | 646 | 342 |
27 | I thought you were extinct." "Same. | 1.7084 | 0.01772 | 1804 | 868 | 601 | 335 |
28 | At least one of us is going to eat. | 1.7074 | 0.01819 | 1709 | 806 | 597 | 306 |
29 | Between the melting and the flooding, I'd say we're both screwed. | 1.7053 | 0.01819 | 1717 | 825 | 577 | 315 |
30 | That must be what's left of Alaska; welcome to what's left of Hawaii. | 1.7022 | 0.02315 | 1098 | 535 | 355 | 208 |
31 | I said I was craving a cold BEER. | 1.7003 | 0.02206 | 1208 | 590 | 390 | 228 |
32 | If it makes any difference, I drove a Prius | 1.7003 | 0.01907 | 1548 | 737 | 538 | 273 |
33 | Name’s ‘Waldo’. They’ll find us eventually | 1.6976 | 0.01972 | 1521 | 749 | 483 | 289 |
34 | Yeah, well...this used to be Florida. | 1.6953 | 0.01974 | 1444 | 693 | 498 | 253 |
35 | You think you have it bad? I’m standing on Florida. | 1.6926 | 0.02012 | 1425 | 697 | 469 | 259 |
36 | Global warming. What brings you here? | 1.6915 | 0.01994 | 1384 | 670 | 475 | 239 |
37 | " So that's the polar ice cap? Well, welcome to Hawaii." | 1.6908 | 0.02050 | 1352 | 665 | 443 | 244 |
38 | I’d say we’re both on thin ice now. | 1.6867 | 0.02119 | 1248 | 606 | 427 | 215 |
39 | I know, and this used to be called "California" | 1.6834 | 0.02164 | 1213 | 597 | 403 | 213 |
40 | You eat fish, right? | 1.6821 | 0.02054 | 1189 | 552 | 465 | 172 |
41 | Oh,I asked for beer on ice... | 1.6809 | 0.02250 | 1194 | 612 | 351 | 231 |
42 | Well, the good news is you’ve made it to America. The bad news is this is it. | 1.6806 | 0.02294 | 1055 | 515 | 362 | 178 |
43 | Seals? Nope, no seals. You seen any ships? | 1.6804 | 0.02169 | 1164 | 569 | 400 | 195 |
44 | Tell me about it. This used to be Bermuda. | 1.6761 | 0.02177 | 1099 | 529 | 400 | 170 |
45 | Yes, I suppose you could say we’re polar opposites… | 1.6735 | 0.02290 | 1078 | 538 | 354 | 186 |
46 | Do you like fish? Please tell me you like fish. | 1.6724 | 0.02216 | 1053 | 501 | 396 | 156 |
47 | Alexa - I said root beer float! | 1.6693 | 0.02423 | 1007 | 519 | 302 | 186 |
48 | Damn...I was praying for an ice-cold BEER! | 1.6674 | 0.02420 | 974 | 501 | 299 | 174 |
49 | Oh, good, you brought the ice. | 1.6663 | 0.02356 | 977 | 482 | 339 | 156 |
50 | We’ve been trying to reach you about your vehicle warranty. | 1.6649 | 0.02586 | 949 | 513 | 241 | 195 |
51 | You think you're endangered? | 1.6616 | 0.02444 | 919 | 470 | 294 | 155 |
52 | It’s my just deserts island. | 1.6575 | 0.02896 | 873 | 520 | 132 | 221 |
53 | The upside is that I'll finally have fresh water and you'll have a scratching post. | 1.6574 | 0.02498 | 861 | 429 | 298 | 134 |
54 | It’s about to be a deserted island. | 1.6562 | 0.02541 | 861 | 438 | 281 | 142 |
55 | Broke off from Alaska? Tell me about it. This used to be Hawaii. | 1.6537 | 0.02552 | 846 | 430 | 279 | 137 |
56 | Oh Heavenly Father....I said cold BEER. | 1.6531 | 0.02568 | 813 | 415 | 268 | 130 |
57 | I'm afraid this is just the tip of the iceberg, my friend. | 1.6508 | 0.02622 | 796 | 405 | 264 | 127 |
58 | I don't suppose you're vegan. | 1.6491 | 0.02618 | 798 | 407 | 264 | 127 |
59 | I don't suppose that my supporting the WWF will make a difference. | 1.6486 | 0.02515 | 774 | 383 | 284 | 107 |
60 | But I wished for a “cold BEER.” | 1.6465 | 0.02730 | 775 | 409 | 231 | 135 |
61 | I wished for a "Cold beer" | 1.6457 | 0.02841 | 748 | 405 | 203 | 140 |
62 | Can you open a coconut? | 1.6446 | 0.02614 | 740 | 385 | 241 | 114 |
63 | Well, the good news is I’m vaccinated. | 1.6414 | 0.02735 | 711 | 362 | 242 | 107 |
64 | Oh boy! Ice and coconuts. Now, we just need rum. | 1.6399 | 0.02734 | 697 | 352 | 244 | 101 |
65 | Welcome to Florida. | 1.6364 | 0.02768 | 682 | 347 | 236 | 99 |
66 | Guess I won’t die of loneliness after all. | 1.6358 | 0.02893 | 670 | 354 | 206 | 110 |
67 | You think you have it rough? This is Manhattan. | 1.6351 | 0.02856 | 666 | 354 | 204 | 108 |
68 | Alaska? Welcome to Hawaii | 1.6324 | 0.02790 | 642 | 334 | 215 | 93 |
69 | One of us just got lucky. | 1.6323 | 0.02950 | 650 | 347 | 195 | 108 |
70 | I never imagined my massive carbon footprint would literally come back to bite me… | 1.6310 | 0.02920 | 645 | 340 | 203 | 102 |
71 | No, this is New York. Florida is further south. | 1.6308 | 0.02821 | 642 | 326 | 227 | 89 |
72 | Uh-oh. If yours melts, mine sinks. | 1.6274 | 0.02989 | 620 | 330 | 191 | 99 |
73 | Not the island getaway either of us were expecting, huh? | 1.6246 | 0.02892 | 618 | 319 | 212 | 87 |
74 | I admire your ability to go with the floe. | 1.6246 | 0.02979 | 602 | 316 | 196 | 90 |
75 | Welll…. At least one of us just found food. | 1.6246 | 0.02992 | 594 | 311 | 195 | 88 |
76 | Six feet,please. | 1.6244 | 0.03051 | 591 | 315 | 183 | 93 |
77 | Did Gore win? | 1.6227 | 0.03223 | 554 | 303 | 157 | 94 |
78 | Don’t look at me, I drove a Tesla. | 1.6224 | 0.03059 | 580 | 308 | 183 | 89 |
79 | So—you’re a man-eater. My name is Sheila. | 1.6224 | 0.03174 | 580 | 320 | 159 | 101 |
80 | You’ll have to attend a 90 minute time share presentation. | 1.6207 | 0.03108 | 588 | 323 | 166 | 99 |
81 | YOU'RE upset about global warming?!? Well say "aloha" to what's left of Hawaii!" | 1.6166 | 0.03201 | 553 | 303 | 159 | 91 |
82 | You think you have problems. I’m standing on what’s left of Manhattan. | 1.6155 | 0.03268 | 541 | 300 | 149 | 92 |
83 | Of all the possible endings I could think of, this never crossed my mind | 1.6112 | 0.03256 | 517 | 281 | 156 | 80 |
84 | Shipwreck. And you? | 1.6069 | 0.03168 | 519 | 277 | 169 | 73 |
85 | I know what you mean. This used to be Miami. | 1.6069 | 0.03320 | 491 | 267 | 150 | 74 |
86 | Man: "Alexa, I ordered and ice-cold b-e-e-r". | 1.6069 | 0.03427 | 496 | 280 | 131 | 85 |
87 | Thanks for coming with the fresh water. | 1.6056 | 0.03314 | 497 | 272 | 149 | 76 |
88 | I was wrong, I guess things could get worse. | 1.6021 | 0.03209 | 475 | 258 | 152 | 65 |
89 | I know how you must feel. This is all that's left of Florida. | 1.6008 | 0.03486 | 471 | 266 | 127 | 78 |
90 | I wasn't expecting you until 2030. | 1.6004 | 0.03411 | 468 | 258 | 139 | 71 |
91 | You think you’ve got troubles? This used to be Miami. | 1.5987 | 0.03464 | 466 | 261 | 131 | 74 |
92 | I asked for a BEER on ice! | 1.5987 | 0.03671 | 456 | 268 | 103 | 85 |
93 | Well, at least one of us won't die of hunger. | 1.5978 | 0.03218 | 460 | 239 | 167 | 54 |
94 | no doubt, your ride is cooler than mine | 1.5973 | 0.03350 | 452 | 242 | 150 | 60 |
95 | And I thought I was lost. | 1.5935 | 0.03417 | 433 | 243 | 127 | 63 |
96 | I feel you. This used to be a continent as well! | 1.5932 | 0.03422 | 440 | 239 | 141 | 60 |
97 | Now I know what it feels like to be endangered. | 1.5930 | 0.03364 | 430 | 240 | 130 | 60 |
98 | Don't blame me, my carbon footprint has beem zero ever since I washed up here. | 1.5915 | 0.03381 | 426 | 226 | 148 | 52 |
99 | This IS the North Pole. | 1.5900 | 0.03630 | 422 | 239 | 117 | 66 |
100 | Just chilling. You? | 1.5896 | 0.03601 | 424 | 239 | 120 | 65 |
101 | Cool, I am bipolar too. | 1.5895 | 0.03682 | 419 | 240 | 111 | 68 |
102 | It'll never work. We're polar opposites. | 1.5881 | 0.03691 | 420 | 242 | 109 | 69 |
103 | After many ups and downs, Tom realized that he was by polar. | 1.5858 | 0.03746 | 408 | 236 | 105 | 67 |
104 | You're not sick of eating fish yet are you? | 1.5856 | 0.03396 | 403 | 219 | 135 | 49 |
105 | Guess Who's Coming For Dinner | 1.5856 | 0.03423 | 403 | 223 | 128 | 52 |
106 | No one's going to save either of us, are they? | 1.5856 | 0.03599 | 403 | 223 | 124 | 56 |
107 | Vegetarian? | 1.5852 | 0.03585 | 405 | 224 | 125 | 56 |
108 | Yeah, I imagined Greenland as much bigger and snowier too. | 1.5852 | 0.03602 | 405 | 225 | 123 | 57 |
109 | I hope Darwin was wrong. | 1.5844 | 0.03499 | 397 | 213 | 136 | 48 |
110 | I ordered beer on ice! Fucking spell check.... | 1.5842 | 0.04028 | 404 | 251 | 70 | 83 |
111 | Sorry, it’s not much of a woods. | 1.5831 | 0.04187 | 403 | 261 | 49 | 93 |
112 | Either I’m hallucinating, or you are. | 1.5821 | 0.03639 | 390 | 221 | 113 | 56 |
113 | I can top that. This used to be Hawaii. | 1.5814 | 0.03624 | 387 | 213 | 123 | 51 |
114 | It was then that Jim realized he needed to enunciate better when he wished upon a star for an ice cold beer. | 1.5809 | 0.03796 | 408 | 241 | 97 | 70 |
115 | This island is vegan. | 1.5803 | 0.03723 | 386 | 218 | 112 | 56 |
116 | I was praying for a cold beer not a cold bear. | 1.5796 | 0.03600 | 402 | 242 | 94 | 66 |
117 | Arctic Circle? No,but you're getting warmer. | 1.5795 | 0.03694 | 390 | 220 | 114 | 56 |
118 | Sorry… I only have Pepsi. | 1.5788 | 0.03744 | 387 | 223 | 105 | 59 |
119 | Looks like we are both endangered. | 1.5785 | 0.03307 | 382 | 204 | 139 | 39 |
120 | - Boy, talk about polar opposites. | 1.5781 | 0.03776 | 384 | 220 | 106 | 58 |
121 | That’s what’s left of Antarctica? You’re looking at what’s left of Hawaii… | 1.5778 | 0.03833 | 379 | 219 | 101 | 59 |
122 | I hear you'd give your right arm for a drink of cold water | 1.5775 | 0.03817 | 374 | 214 | 104 | 56 |
123 | Tell me you've already eaten. | 1.5772 | 0.03624 | 395 | 221 | 120 | 54 |
124 | Sure is a hot one. | 1.5757 | 0.03999 | 370 | 221 | 85 | 64 |
125 | Sorry bud- Dr. Fauci said 6 feet | 1.5754 | 0.03671 | 391 | 221 | 115 | 55 |
126 | I said beer not bear!! | 1.5749 | 0.03738 | 367 | 205 | 113 | 49 |
127 | God please I asked for a beer on ice! | 1.5749 | 0.04026 | 367 | 220 | 83 | 64 |
128 | So clearly I jumped the gun on shouting, “This couldn’t get any worse!” | 1.5745 | 0.03822 | 376 | 217 | 102 | 57 |
129 | Sorry to tell you, but this is the North Pole. | 1.5743 | 0.03699 | 397 | 228 | 110 | 59 |
130 | You supply the ice and I'll supply the coconut. It's 5:00 somewhere! | 1.5738 | 0.03941 | 366 | 215 | 92 | 59 |
131 | Ok, which one of us is hallucinating? | 1.5736 | 0.03737 | 387 | 222 | 108 | 57 |
132 | Which one of us is the mirage? | 1.5726 | 0.03790 | 358 | 201 | 109 | 48 |
133 | Ice in my drink? Are you trying to lure me over for a quick bite? | 1.5706 | 0.03718 | 354 | 195 | 116 | 43 |
134 | My obituary just got even more interesting. | 1.5694 | 0.03875 | 353 | 202 | 101 | 50 |
135 | This island isn't big enough for 2 cliches. | 1.5682 | 0.04047 | 352 | 210 | 84 | 58 |
136 | Atleast one of us gets to eat tonight | 1.5679 | 0.03832 | 368 | 213 | 101 | 54 |
137 | I was wishing for a cold beer… | 1.5678 | 0.03888 | 354 | 204 | 99 | 51 |
138 | I don’t know if this will make a difference, but I always drove a Prius. | 1.5677 | 0.03686 | 347 | 189 | 119 | 39 |
139 | Trade you a coconut for a bag of ice. | 1.5677 | 0.03664 | 347 | 188 | 121 | 38 |
140 | Distancing still makes sense, though, right? | 1.5677 | 0.03863 | 347 | 197 | 103 | 47 |
141 | In my head, Antarctica was much bigger | 1.5664 | 0.03751 | 339 | 186 | 114 | 39 |
142 | Would you like to see a vegan menu? | 1.5652 | 0.03988 | 345 | 202 | 91 | 52 |
143 | Wow, Amazon really can send anything with one-day delivery | 1.5647 | 0.04140 | 340 | 205 | 78 | 57 |
144 | I drove a hybrid and installed solar panels, please don’t eat me | 1.5638 | 0.04041 | 337 | 198 | 88 | 51 |
145 | The note in the bottle said I wanted a BEER on ice! | 1.5629 | 0.04025 | 334 | 195 | 90 | 49 |
146 | Stop complaining. At least yours floats. | 1.5623 | 0.03886 | 329 | 185 | 103 | 41 |
147 | We’re just polar opposites | 1.5623 | 0.03862 | 329 | 184 | 105 | 40 |
148 | Not poles apart anymore, are we? | 1.5610 | 0.03848 | 328 | 183 | 106 | 39 |
149 | Yes, you could, but we'd need to set some ground rules. | 1.5600 | 0.03798 | 350 | 199 | 106 | 45 |
150 | God does have a sense of humor....I prayed for fresh water. | 1.5600 | 0.03875 | 325 | 182 | 104 | 39 |
151 | It's funny because if your little island melts, mine disappears. | 1.5594 | 0.04019 | 320 | 184 | 93 | 43 |
152 | My message in the bottle asked for some BEER on the rocks | 1.5594 | 0.04067 | 320 | 186 | 89 | 45 |
153 | What brings you to Tampa? | 1.5590 | 0.04060 | 322 | 190 | 85 | 47 |
154 | So, you’re self isolating too? | 1.5584 | 0.03872 | 317 | 176 | 105 | 36 |
155 | 'Survivor' season thirty-two. You? | 1.5573 | 0.03952 | 314 | 177 | 99 | 38 |
156 | Dear God--I prayed for help, not perspective. | 1.5569 | 0.04020 | 325 | 189 | 91 | 45 |
157 | Island hopping? | 1.5569 | 0.03913 | 325 | 187 | 96 | 42 |
158 | You didn’t happen to bring a charger with you, did you? | 1.5559 | 0.04188 | 313 | 186 | 80 | 47 |
159 | Yes, but it's a dry heat. | 1.5556 | 0.03970 | 333 | 194 | 93 | 46 |
160 | And here I was thinking I’d die of thirst. | 1.5552 | 0.03868 | 326 | 184 | 103 | 39 |
161 | In my defense, I've been carbon neutral since I got here. | 1.5549 | 0.03956 | 319 | 182 | 97 | 40 |
162 | Where is your white privilege now, huh? | 1.5538 | 0.04182 | 316 | 194 | 71 | 51 |
163 | That’s okay-I’ll wait for the next one. | 1.5527 | 0.03937 | 313 | 177 | 99 | 37 |
164 | You didn’t miss anything, this last year has been isolating for everyone. | 1.5519 | 0.03932 | 308 | 173 | 100 | 35 |
165 | Welcome to what's left of Florida. | 1.5516 | 0.04121 | 310 | 182 | 85 | 43 |
166 | Eaten by a polar bear. Well to be perfectly honest, I didn't see that one coming. | 1.5515 | 0.04215 | 301 | 178 | 80 | 43 |
167 | I'm sorry you were voted off the island. | 1.5512 | 0.04035 | 303 | 173 | 93 | 37 |
168 | It looks like you've experienced a major meltdown. | 1.5503 | 0.04086 | 298 | 171 | 90 | 37 |
169 | Pescatarian,by any chance? | 1.5503 | 0.03767 | 338 | 191 | 108 | 39 |
170 | I was hoping for a Klondike. | 1.5500 | 0.04038 | 300 | 171 | 93 | 36 |
171 | No,no. You’re in the right place. This used to be Miami. | 1.5500 | 0.04038 | 300 | 171 | 93 | 36 |
172 | You're in quarantine too I see | 1.5497 | 0.04018 | 302 | 172 | 94 | 36 |
173 | At least you get to travel. | 1.5490 | 0.04006 | 306 | 175 | 94 | 37 |
174 | First, we'll need to set boundaries. | 1.5482 | 0.03945 | 301 | 169 | 99 | 33 |
175 | And thats when I started to take the climate change seriously | 1.5479 | 0.03976 | 292 | 163 | 98 | 31 |
176 | A glacier, eh? This is what’s left of Florida. | 1.5479 | 0.03986 | 334 | 198 | 89 | 47 |
177 | No man is an iceberg either | 1.5473 | 0.04272 | 296 | 177 | 76 | 43 |
178 | Please tell me you’re an emotional support bear. | 1.5472 | 0.04255 | 307 | 186 | 74 | 47 |
179 | You called for an U-Bear? | 1.5467 | 0.04324 | 289 | 173 | 74 | 42 |
180 | Thanks for the offer, but I think I'm better off here. | 1.5452 | 0.03937 | 332 | 195 | 93 | 44 |
181 | And I thought this island was unbearable. | 1.5448 | 0.04201 | 290 | 170 | 82 | 38 |
182 | I ordered BEER! | 1.5439 | 0.04110 | 285 | 163 | 89 | 33 |
183 | The science is still out if you ask me | 1.5439 | 0.04018 | 285 | 160 | 95 | 30 |
184 | I hope you've had dinner. | 1.5434 | 0.03960 | 311 | 179 | 95 | 37 |
185 | Do you want to come over for dinner? | 1.5430 | 0.03614 | 291 | 157 | 112 | 22 |
186 | So, I guess the whole "electric car" thing never caught on... | 1.5429 | 0.03922 | 315 | 181 | 97 | 37 |
187 | Don't look at me like that. I drive a Prius. | 1.5427 | 0.03864 | 293 | 169 | 92 | 32 |
188 | If you don't eat me, I'll go fifty-fifty on the book deal. | 1.5409 | 0.04123 | 281 | 161 | 88 | 32 |
189 | Climate change is real, man, or one of us is way off course. | 1.5407 | 0.03808 | 307 | 171 | 106 | 30 |
190 | Don't look at me like that, I always used the paper straws. | 1.5404 | 0.04316 | 285 | 171 | 74 | 40 |
191 | Mine was bigger too | 1.5399 | 0.03916 | 313 | 180 | 97 | 36 |
192 | Looks like one of us is in for a treat. | 1.5396 | 0.04188 | 278 | 161 | 84 | 33 |
193 | Tell me about it. | 1.5393 | 0.04166 | 280 | 162 | 85 | 33 |
194 | I'm willing to bet we used the same travel agency. | 1.5392 | 0.03937 | 319 | 186 | 94 | 39 |
195 | Tell me about it. This used to be a 125 acre coconut grove. | 1.5387 | 0.04061 | 284 | 162 | 91 | 31 |
196 | Just so you know, I am full of gluten. | 1.5385 | 0.04182 | 273 | 157 | 85 | 31 |
197 | Well, that happened sooner than we were all thinking. | 1.5385 | 0.03853 | 299 | 167 | 103 | 29 |
198 | It looks like we're both losing ground. | 1.5382 | 0.04062 | 275 | 155 | 92 | 28 |
199 | I was just thinking - I'm so hungry I could eat a bear. Is that a coincidence or what? | 1.5377 | 0.04046 | 305 | 179 | 88 | 38 |
200 | I said a beer on ice, not bear on ice | 1.5373 | 0.04305 | 268 | 157 | 78 | 33 |
201 | Are you here for the endangered species conference? | 1.5368 | 0.03912 | 285 | 161 | 96 | 28 |
202 | You looked a lot different on the dating site. | 1.5368 | 0.04595 | 272 | 170 | 58 | 44 |
203 | On a positive note, climate change will bring us closer. | 1.5362 | 0.03976 | 304 | 176 | 93 | 35 |
204 | Look, it's not my fault; I drive a Prius. | 1.5358 | 0.04035 | 265 | 147 | 94 | 24 |
205 | Stay on the iceberg I'm not vaccinated | 1.5358 | 0.04535 | 265 | 162 | 64 | 39 |
206 | No-no. I said I wished for an ice-cold BEER." | 1.5339 | 0.04627 | 236 | 140 | 66 | 30 |
207 | Don’t worry, I’m fully vaccinated. | 1.5338 | 0.04140 | 296 | 181 | 74 | 41 |
208 | North Pole you say? Well, this is what's left of Florida. | 1.5328 | 0.04519 | 259 | 157 | 66 | 36 |
209 | Damn spell check! I meant to order a BEER. | 1.5321 | 0.04493 | 280 | 175 | 61 | 44 |
210 | No, I'm not Tom Hanks. | 1.5321 | 0.04243 | 265 | 154 | 81 | 30 |
211 | (No caption necessary - leave as is). | 1.5312 | 0.04916 | 256 | 167 | 42 | 47 |
212 | Well, one of us is going to have something to eat at last! | 1.5311 | 0.04036 | 273 | 157 | 88 | 28 |
213 | You didn’t happen to see a volleyball floating around here did you? | 1.5311 | 0.04152 | 273 | 158 | 85 | 30 |
214 | You need to undergo a 14-day quarantine before you can land. | 1.5310 | 0.04234 | 290 | 175 | 76 | 39 |
215 | Believe me, I'm both as surprised and disappointed as you are. | 1.5307 | 0.03827 | 277 | 159 | 92 | 26 |
216 | So this is how it ends. | 1.5292 | 0.04514 | 257 | 156 | 66 | 35 |
217 | So, you go south for the winter? | 1.5286 | 0.04107 | 280 | 163 | 86 | 31 |
218 | Whew, given my luck, I was sure it would be Ted Cruz.” | 1.5283 | 0.04506 | 265 | 163 | 64 | 38 |
219 | Normally an optimist, Ralph feared that his empathy for the effect of Global Warming on the food chain for polar bears might go unrecognized | 1.5280 | 0.04469 | 250 | 149 | 70 | 31 |
220 | A beer. I asked for a beer. | 1.5275 | 0.04036 | 309 | 185 | 85 | 39 |
221 | Hey God, when I said this island was unbearable that’s not what I meant! | 1.5267 | 0.04396 | 281 | 174 | 66 | 41 |
222 | Exactly how strict of a vegetarian are you | 1.5263 | 0.04300 | 266 | 158 | 76 | 32 |
223 | Sorry dude, I drove a Prius. | 1.5261 | 0.04591 | 268 | 169 | 57 | 42 |
224 | I feel like we're drifting apart... | 1.5255 | 0.04109 | 274 | 159 | 86 | 29 |
225 | I'd ask you over but I have two days left in quarantine. | 1.5255 | 0.04333 | 255 | 150 | 76 | 29 |
226 | So what brings you here? | 1.5253 | 0.04159 | 297 | 180 | 78 | 39 |
227 | Your wife mad at you too? | 1.5249 | 0.04378 | 261 | 159 | 68 | 34 |
228 | Oh god, I hope we like the same music. | 1.5234 | 0.04645 | 235 | 142 | 63 | 30 |
229 | Don’t worry, the worst effects of climate change won’t hit until 2050. | 1.5229 | 0.04349 | 262 | 157 | 73 | 32 |
230 | I hope you know I'm a mirage. | 1.5226 | 0.04337 | 243 | 141 | 77 | 25 |
231 | Did you know we could reverse global warming by removing meat from our diet? | 1.5222 | 0.04474 | 270 | 168 | 63 | 39 |
232 | Tell me about it, this used to be Miami Beach. | 1.5203 | 0.04580 | 246 | 153 | 59 | 34 |
233 | Melting ice, rising sea level — we're both doomed. | 1.5194 | 0.04569 | 258 | 161 | 60 | 37 |
234 | No I ordered polarized glasses, not polar ice masses. | 1.5190 | 0.04654 | 237 | 145 | 61 | 31 |
235 | I envy the fact that you can go with the flow. | 1.5171 | 0.04621 | 234 | 142 | 63 | 29 |
236 | You’re welcome to stay, but this island recently adopted a strict vegetarians-only policy. | 1.5165 | 0.04693 | 242 | 151 | 57 | 34 |
237 | Al Gore said there'd be days like this. | 1.5165 | 0.04430 | 242 | 144 | 71 | 27 |
238 | Hey man - you're the first one here, thanks for bringing the ice. | 1.5163 | 0.04452 | 246 | 148 | 69 | 29 |
239 | Let's look at the upside. I get fresh water and you get to eat. | 1.5161 | 0.04498 | 248 | 151 | 66 | 31 |
240 | Are you free for dinner tonight? | 1.5160 | 0.04542 | 250 | 154 | 63 | 33 |
241 | Please! It wasn’t me! I always turned my lights off and sorted my plastics. I drove a Prius. | 1.5153 | 0.04697 | 229 | 140 | 60 | 29 |
242 | Sorry, I'm bi-polar. | 1.5152 | 0.04746 | 231 | 143 | 57 | 31 |
243 | My AirBnB ad said walking distance to the beach. You? | 1.5146 | 0.04625 | 239 | 147 | 61 | 31 |
244 | Do you have a phone charger? | 1.5133 | 0.04372 | 263 | 161 | 69 | 33 |
245 | Are you done with that raft? | 1.5126 | 0.04283 | 238 | 138 | 78 | 22 |
246 | Come on over! Florida still welcomes invasive species. | 1.5123 | 0.04736 | 244 | 155 | 53 | 36 |
247 | So you defended Liz Cheney, too? | 1.5122 | 0.04563 | 246 | 152 | 62 | 32 |
248 | Um, pretty sure I ordered a Klondike Bar? | 1.5110 | 0.04790 | 227 | 144 | 51 | 32 |
249 | Who’s endangered now? | 1.5100 | 0.04338 | 249 | 149 | 73 | 27 |
250 | What are you complaining about? At least yours floats. | 1.5097 | 0.04275 | 257 | 154 | 75 | 28 |
251 | So what? we both lied on the app! | 1.5087 | 0.04559 | 230 | 139 | 65 | 26 |
252 | I'm starving, so if you eat me you'll just be hungrier. | 1.5086 | 0.04848 | 232 | 148 | 50 | 34 |
253 | And I thought I was a drifter. | 1.5084 | 0.04406 | 238 | 142 | 71 | 25 |
254 | I'm sorry, but it would never work. We're polar opposites. | 1.5082 | 0.04480 | 244 | 149 | 66 | 29 |
255 | So you're a drifter too? | 1.5068 | 0.04639 | 219 | 132 | 63 | 24 |
256 | You’re not lost. This is Alaska. | 1.5060 | 0.04459 | 251 | 155 | 65 | 31 |
257 | Welcome to the climate change deniers conference. | 1.5047 | 0.05026 | 212 | 135 | 47 | 30 |
258 | What are the odds he's a vegetarian. | 1.5047 | 0.04577 | 214 | 127 | 66 | 21 |
259 | No thanks, I'll catch the next one. | 1.5046 | 0.04176 | 218 | 122 | 82 | 14 |
260 | Don't look at me; I didn't vote for that big orange jackass. | 1.5045 | 0.04714 | 224 | 141 | 54 | 29 |
261 | I don’t suppose I could interest you in a coconut. | 1.5023 | 0.04594 | 219 | 132 | 64 | 23 |
262 | Now all we need is a rabbi. | 1.5023 | 0.04783 | 221 | 138 | 55 | 28 |
263 | Thank goodness! I'm out of ice. | 1.5022 | 0.04444 | 223 | 132 | 70 | 21 |
264 | I ordered BEER on ice and a cellphone charger. Tell me you at least have the charger. | 1.5022 | 0.04851 | 227 | 145 | 50 | 32 |
265 | Pete would come to tolerate the bear, but he never felt comfortable sharing his wifi password with it. | 1.5021 | 0.04522 | 241 | 149 | 63 | 29 |
266 | Global Warming in a nutshell. | 1.5000 | 0.04833 | 210 | 130 | 55 | 25 |
267 | Good news—oil execs have pledged to increase boardroom diversity. | 1.5000 | 0.05062 | 224 | 148 | 40 | 36 |
268 | Exiled or working remote? | 1.5000 | 0.04856 | 214 | 134 | 53 | 27 |
269 | I've learned to go with the floe. | 1.5000 | 0.04547 | 216 | 129 | 66 | 21 |
270 | Sure, but any closer than THIS, you gotta wear the mask, 'kay? | 1.5000 | 0.04392 | 242 | 147 | 69 | 26 |
271 | Technically speaking, wish fulfilled. I'm no longer alone. | 1.5000 | 0.04429 | 224 | 133 | 70 | 21 |
272 | I'd advise you to go with the floe, but it looks like you don't have much choice. | 1.5000 | 0.04458 | 240 | 147 | 66 | 27 |
273 | Can you teach me how to go with the floe? | 1.4978 | 0.04298 | 227 | 133 | 75 | 19 |
274 | I suppose that you're not here to share a Coke." | 1.4977 | 0.04740 | 221 | 138 | 56 | 27 |
275 | Sorry for the mess. I wasn't expecting company. | 1.4976 | 0.04754 | 209 | 128 | 58 | 23 |
276 | Ever heard of the term "polar opposites? | 1.4959 | 0.04327 | 244 | 148 | 71 | 25 |
277 | I’m gonna need to see proof of vaccination. | 1.4957 | 0.04502 | 234 | 144 | 64 | 26 |
278 | Eating me won't actually solve your problem | 1.4957 | 0.04571 | 232 | 144 | 61 | 27 |
279 | We might be on different islands, but we are in the same boat, my friend. | 1.4952 | 0.04867 | 208 | 130 | 53 | 25 |
280 | You don't look anything at all like your online profile. | 1.4950 | 0.05121 | 202 | 130 | 44 | 28 |
281 | You look different from your profile picture. | 1.4949 | 0.05051 | 198 | 125 | 48 | 25 |
282 | Name's Waldo. But you didn't see me here, OK? | 1.4936 | 0.04755 | 233 | 150 | 51 | 32 |
283 | Welcome to Miami Beach! First time visitor? | 1.4933 | 0.04533 | 223 | 136 | 64 | 23 |
284 | How big did yours used to be? | 1.4930 | 0.04514 | 215 | 129 | 66 | 20 |
285 | You’re the third polar bear to drift by this week. | 1.4926 | 0.04546 | 203 | 125 | 58 | 20 |
286 | I'm starting to appreciate your concerns about extinction. | 1.4922 | 0.04768 | 193 | 116 | 59 | 18 |
287 | Darn. I had ordered a root beer float. | 1.4917 | 0.04497 | 240 | 150 | 62 | 28 |
288 | You know how to fish…right? | 1.4912 | 0.04504 | 228 | 140 | 64 | 24 |
289 | Global warming, am I right? | 1.4908 | 0.04654 | 218 | 135 | 59 | 24 |
290 | Your chances of a bear attack are never zero." | 1.4907 | 0.04546 | 216 | 131 | 64 | 21 |
291 | Never thought we’d drift apart like this | 1.4905 | 0.04737 | 210 | 130 | 57 | 23 |
292 | Nice to meet you Alaska, I'm Hawaii | 1.4904 | 0.04721 | 208 | 128 | 58 | 22 |
293 | Is this your nightmare or mine? | 1.4900 | 0.04594 | 200 | 119 | 64 | 17 |
294 | I just want you to know that I'm a vegetarian and I hope you are too. | 1.4899 | 0.04570 | 198 | 117 | 65 | 16 |
295 | Five months, twelve days, six hours. And you? | 1.4898 | 0.04770 | 196 | 119 | 58 | 19 |
296 | Yeah, I couldn’t find anything in the suburbs either. The market’s just too crazy right now. | 1.4897 | 0.04417 | 243 | 151 | 65 | 27 |
297 | Some go with the floe, others sand their ground. | 1.4895 | 0.04936 | 190 | 117 | 53 | 20 |
298 | Hey, you idiots at the New Yorker, this isn't funny! | 1.4892 | 0.04864 | 231 | 152 | 45 | 34 |
299 | That’s the North Pole? Believe it or not, this used to be California. | 1.4892 | 0.04667 | 231 | 147 | 55 | 29 |
300 | Climate change brings man and nature ever closer together. | 1.4879 | 0.05026 | 207 | 134 | 45 | 28 |
301 | You think you got it bad. This used to be a continent! | 1.4874 | 0.04602 | 238 | 152 | 56 | 30 |
302 | I know how you feel. My island used to be bigger too. | 1.4870 | 0.05042 | 193 | 122 | 48 | 23 |
303 | Looks like starvation, insanity, and sunscreen aren't my biggest concerns | 1.4869 | 0.04568 | 191 | 112 | 65 | 14 |
304 | Wish I could say, "I'm glad to see you" | 1.4868 | 0.04722 | 189 | 113 | 60 | 16 |
305 | So I’m guessing that Global Warming thing wasn’t fixed.. | 1.4857 | 0.04688 | 210 | 130 | 58 | 22 |
306 | Hey, welcome to the endangered species club. | 1.4856 | 0.04721 | 208 | 129 | 57 | 22 |
307 | Oh, Oh - I thought I ordered a beer on ice. | 1.4854 | 0.04812 | 239 | 159 | 44 | 36 |
308 | Mine may be small, but yours is shrinking. | 1.4851 | 0.04874 | 202 | 127 | 52 | 23 |
309 | I ordered BEER on ice. | 1.4851 | 0.04567 | 235 | 149 | 58 | 28 |
310 | My prayer was for an ice-cold beer! | 1.4842 | 0.04825 | 221 | 143 | 49 | 29 |
311 | So…is this where they send the unvaccinated? | 1.4836 | 0.04780 | 213 | 135 | 53 | 25 |
312 | I loved you in "An Inconvenient Truth!" | 1.4835 | 0.05033 | 182 | 113 | 50 | 19 |
313 | I know how you feel - this used to be Manhattan. | 1.4832 | 0.04640 | 238 | 154 | 53 | 31 |
314 | First time to Miami? | 1.4831 | 0.04687 | 207 | 128 | 58 | 21 |
315 | Once you hit the Tropic of Capricorn, just keep heading south. You'll run right into it. | 1.4829 | 0.04581 | 234 | 149 | 57 | 28 |
316 | It' s okay- I'm vaccinated. | 1.4828 | 0.04805 | 203 | 127 | 54 | 22 |
317 | I’m guessing you’re hungry. | 1.4826 | 0.04737 | 201 | 124 | 57 | 20 |
318 | It’s nothing fancy but at least it won’t melt. | 1.4826 | 0.04630 | 201 | 122 | 61 | 18 |
319 | Vaccinated? | 1.4824 | 0.05080 | 199 | 129 | 44 | 26 |
320 | You’re vegan, right? | 1.4822 | 0.04965 | 197 | 125 | 49 | 23 |
321 | Things have changed a lot here in Greenland since you left. | 1.4820 | 0.04591 | 222 | 139 | 59 | 24 |
322 | I guess it's best to stay 6ft apart | 1.4818 | 0.04667 | 220 | 139 | 56 | 25 |
323 | Florida man determines climate change was not a hoax after all | 1.4817 | 0.05026 | 191 | 121 | 48 | 22 |
324 | Does it help to know you are the poster boy for Global Warming? | 1.4816 | 0.04389 | 245 | 154 | 64 | 27 |
325 | Somehow I don’t see this ending well. | 1.4815 | 0.04400 | 216 | 135 | 60 | 21 |
326 | I love a guest that brings his own ice. | 1.4809 | 0.04829 | 183 | 111 | 56 | 16 |
327 | I sure hope you're stuffed. | 1.4807 | 0.05173 | 181 | 115 | 45 | 21 |
328 | No, I do not have any Grey Poupon. | 1.4794 | 0.04914 | 194 | 122 | 51 | 21 |
329 | This is my White Russian on Ice? | 1.4793 | 0.04804 | 217 | 140 | 50 | 27 |
330 | I know, this used to be Guam. | 1.4775 | 0.04957 | 178 | 117 | 40 | 21 |
331 | Is it just me or is the world getting smaller? | 1.4774 | 0.04978 | 199 | 128 | 47 | 24 |
332 | I actually said "No Ice". | 1.4774 | 0.04823 | 199 | 125 | 53 | 21 |
333 | Sure, I could use a hug. | 1.4772 | 0.04912 | 197 | 125 | 50 | 22 |
334 | Greetings from one threatened species to another! | 1.4772 | 0.05016 | 197 | 127 | 46 | 24 |
335 | Are you a vegetarian too? | 1.4769 | 0.04841 | 195 | 122 | 53 | 20 |
336 | I feel bad for you but there's nothing to eat here...keep going. | 1.4767 | 0.04708 | 193 | 118 | 58 | 17 |
337 | I wished for a Klondike BAR! | 1.4764 | 0.04796 | 212 | 136 | 51 | 25 |
338 | I saw the iceberg with the seals pass by here about a half hour ago. | 1.4757 | 0.04912 | 185 | 115 | 52 | 18 |
339 | I know how you feel, mate. This was once Colorado | 1.4752 | 0.04972 | 202 | 131 | 46 | 25 |
340 | Polar Opposites attract huh? | 1.4751 | 0.05112 | 181 | 115 | 46 | 20 |
341 | I’ve heard of polar opposites but this is ridiculous! | 1.4747 | 0.04385 | 217 | 132 | 67 | 18 |
342 | Both ached for companionship, but their relationship was cut short by more immediate needs. | 1.4721 | 0.04857 | 197 | 127 | 48 | 22 |
343 | We could hang here, but your place is more chill. | 1.4721 | 0.04804 | 197 | 124 | 53 | 20 |
344 | No, I don’t think we’d get along. You’re the polar opposite of me. | 1.4720 | 0.04807 | 214 | 139 | 49 | 26 |
345 | Welcome to Palm Springs. Well, what's left of Palm Springs. | 1.4716 | 0.04728 | 176 | 108 | 54 | 14 |
346 | I'm a stunt double for Tom Hanks. You? | 1.4706 | 0.05419 | 170 | 111 | 38 | 21 |
347 | “Oh God; I hope he likes coconuts.” | 1.4700 | 0.04855 | 200 | 128 | 50 | 22 |
348 | I feel your pain... This used to be Toledo! | 1.4697 | 0.04943 | 198 | 128 | 47 | 23 |
349 | YOU'RE worried about what happens when that ice melts? | 1.4695 | 0.04636 | 213 | 135 | 56 | 22 |
350 | It looks like we’re both stranded on a metaphor. | 1.4693 | 0.05091 | 179 | 114 | 46 | 19 |
351 | Sorry, pal...this IS the Arctic... | 1.4689 | 0.04845 | 209 | 136 | 48 | 25 |
352 | I know your short-term plan, but what then? | 1.4686 | 0.04633 | 207 | 130 | 57 | 20 |
353 | Well one of us is in real trouble here. | 1.4675 | 0.05244 | 169 | 108 | 43 | 18 |
354 | Wrong hemisphere, dude, unless you happen to be bipolar. | 1.4667 | 0.05155 | 195 | 130 | 39 | 26 |
355 | Appreciate the offer but I'll pass on the lift, thanks. | 1.4667 | 0.04439 | 195 | 117 | 65 | 13 |
356 | I was worried about dehydration, starvation, exposure, sharks, and now here comes life's curve ball. | 1.4663 | 0.04709 | 163 | 106 | 42 | 15 |
357 | I'm a vegetarian. How about you? | 1.4660 | 0.04826 | 191 | 123 | 48 | 20 |
358 | As hope waned, his mirages became more bleak. | 1.4659 | 0.05090 | 176 | 112 | 46 | 18 |
359 | But you’re not angry at ALL humans, right? | 1.4656 | 0.05117 | 189 | 124 | 42 | 23 |
360 | So, you didn't believe in climate change either? | 1.4647 | 0.05085 | 170 | 107 | 47 | 16 |
361 | There's no future in this. We're just polar opposites. | 1.4643 | 0.05333 | 168 | 109 | 40 | 19 |
362 | Don’t look at me man my carbon footprint is basically zero | 1.4637 | 0.04771 | 179 | 110 | 55 | 14 |
363 | Last Supper?! | 1.4634 | 0.04998 | 164 | 101 | 50 | 13 |
364 | I understand that the way to survive extreme climate change is to switch to a plant based diet. | 1.4633 | 0.05004 | 177 | 112 | 48 | 17 |
365 | Yes, I did vote for him....sorry | 1.4630 | 0.05478 | 162 | 106 | 37 | 19 |
366 | Welcome! You've made it to the highest spot in what used to be Florida. | 1.4625 | 0.05529 | 160 | 105 | 36 | 19 |
367 | If you're here to warn me about the impact of my selfish choices, you're a little late. | 1.4624 | 0.04889 | 186 | 118 | 50 | 18 |
368 | No! I said I wish for a cold BEER | 1.4623 | 0.05075 | 199 | 133 | 40 | 26 |
369 | So you just went with the floe? | 1.4615 | 0.05504 | 169 | 113 | 34 | 22 |
370 | I suppose in the circumstances one tree could be considered "the woods". Why do you ask? | 1.4615 | 0.05374 | 169 | 111 | 38 | 20 |
371 | Finally, someone who knows how to fish! | 1.4615 | 0.04890 | 195 | 126 | 48 | 21 |
372 | Please tell me you're here to shoot one of those Coke commercials. | 1.4599 | 0.04869 | 187 | 124 | 42 | 21 |
373 | As the poster child of Climate Change, have you considered the eco-benefits of going vegan? | 1.4598 | 0.05258 | 174 | 114 | 40 | 20 |
374 | Climate change is a myth. | 1.4590 | 0.05240 | 183 | 122 | 38 | 23 |
375 | Just go with the floe! | 1.4586 | 0.04984 | 181 | 116 | 47 | 18 |
376 | Going with the floe eh?? | 1.4583 | 0.05195 | 168 | 108 | 43 | 17 |
377 | One of us is going to eat well tonight. | 1.4583 | 0.04985 | 168 | 105 | 49 | 14 |
378 | See how climate change brings us closer together. | 1.4579 | 0.05093 | 190 | 126 | 41 | 23 |
379 | Please tell me you're not hungry. | 1.4574 | 0.04790 | 188 | 119 | 52 | 17 |
380 | The Last Supper. | 1.4574 | 0.05022 | 188 | 123 | 44 | 21 |
381 | Ah, so they destroyed your environment too? | 1.4574 | 0.04730 | 188 | 121 | 50 | 17 |
382 | One of us is in the wrong contest. | 1.4571 | 0.04977 | 175 | 111 | 48 | 16 |
383 | Expedia. How about you? | 1.4571 | 0.05358 | 175 | 117 | 36 | 22 |
384 | I guess this spells the end of both our species. Unless you have another idea. | 1.4571 | 0.04531 | 210 | 133 | 58 | 19 |
385 | Oh wow. Klondike Bars dropped you huh? I'm the Hawaiian Punch Kid. | 1.4566 | 0.05084 | 173 | 111 | 45 | 17 |
386 | You know, despite all our differences, we really have an awful lot in common. | 1.4566 | 0.04635 | 173 | 107 | 54 | 12 |
387 | Of all his hallucinations since the shipwreck, this one seemed the most probable. | 1.4564 | 0.04942 | 195 | 128 | 45 | 22 |
388 | How is this my fault, I drive a Tesla. | 1.4563 | 0.05082 | 160 | 102 | 44 | 14 |
389 | You win. Climate change is real." | 1.4562 | 0.04522 | 217 | 139 | 57 | 21 |
390 | Yeah, mine is shrinking too.. | 1.4561 | 0.04708 | 171 | 104 | 56 | 11 |
391 | It may interest you to know I drove a Prius and gave generously to the WWF. | 1.4560 | 0.04839 | 182 | 115 | 51 | 16 |
392 | No bear is an island, either. | 1.4560 | 0.04979 | 193 | 127 | 44 | 22 |
393 | Great! Someone got my bottle. | 1.4557 | 0.05432 | 158 | 103 | 38 | 17 |
394 | Don't worry, I'm a pescatarian. | 1.4555 | 0.04435 | 191 | 116 | 63 | 12 |
395 | Okay rum? Check. Limes? Check. Ice? | 1.4551 | 0.05352 | 167 | 110 | 38 | 19 |
396 | I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty… | 1.4551 | 0.05615 | 167 | 114 | 30 | 23 |
397 | Before you come any closer, have you been vaccinated? | 1.4551 | 0.05106 | 178 | 116 | 43 | 19 |
398 | And I thought I was the one on thin ice! | 1.4551 | 0.04851 | 178 | 112 | 51 | 15 |
399 | Of all the deserted islands in all The New Yorker comics in all the issues, he floats into mine. | 1.4550 | 0.05001 | 189 | 124 | 44 | 21 |
400 | It probably won't work cuz we are polar opposites. Let's just go with the floe. | 1.4545 | 0.04239 | 198 | 131 | 49 | 18 |
401 | I ordered cold beer | 1.4545 | 0.04956 | 176 | 112 | 48 | 16 |
402 | I didn't think this could get any worse. | 1.4540 | 0.04792 | 174 | 113 | 45 | 16 |
403 | Al? Al Gore? Is that you?! | 1.4539 | 0.05267 | 152 | 96 | 43 | 13 |
404 | We’re polar opposites | 1.4536 | 0.04942 | 183 | 118 | 47 | 18 |
405 | Where I'm standing used to be Puerto Rico! | 1.4535 | 0.05427 | 172 | 116 | 34 | 22 |
406 | You my Ubear driver? | 1.4535 | 0.05300 | 172 | 114 | 38 | 20 |
407 | Lunch? | 1.4534 | 0.05134 | 161 | 102 | 45 | 14 |
408 | Oh great. There goes the neighborhood. | 1.4529 | 0.05079 | 170 | 109 | 45 | 16 |
409 | Have you been vaccinated? | 1.4526 | 0.05036 | 190 | 126 | 42 | 22 |
410 | Don't growl at me about global warming. In 2019 this was a 192 acre estate. | 1.4518 | 0.05167 | 166 | 107 | 43 | 16 |
411 | Well, this used to be Miami! | 1.4518 | 0.05442 | 166 | 111 | 35 | 20 |
412 | Let’s switch. I think we both need a vacation. | 1.4516 | 0.05059 | 186 | 123 | 42 | 21 |
413 | Oh so it is the end of the world. | 1.4514 | 0.05104 | 175 | 114 | 43 | 18 |
414 | I guess we’re both f***ed! | 1.4512 | 0.05559 | 164 | 111 | 32 | 21 |
415 | A chance meeting of polar opposites. | 1.4511 | 0.05041 | 184 | 121 | 43 | 20 |
416 | On the upside, at least one of us won't go to bed hungry tonight. | 1.4510 | 0.05323 | 153 | 98 | 41 | 14 |
417 | Oh god, you're going to say something about climate change, aren't you... | 1.4503 | 0.05124 | 171 | 111 | 43 | 17 |
418 | Up until now I was hoping someone would come along. | 1.4503 | 0.04988 | 171 | 109 | 47 | 15 |
419 | Awesome! You brought ice! | 1.4503 | 0.04733 | 191 | 122 | 52 | 17 |
420 | Are you my Ubear? | 1.4500 | 0.05149 | 200 | 138 | 34 | 28 |
421 | This isn’t funny anymore, is it? | 1.4500 | 0.05123 | 180 | 119 | 41 | 20 |
422 | I promise I had almost nothing to do with this | 1.4500 | 0.04209 | 200 | 133 | 49 | 18 |
423 | The CDC would say it's best we stay on our own islands. | 1.4497 | 0.04959 | 169 | 107 | 48 | 14 |
424 | Are you here to eat in or take out? | 1.4497 | 0.04959 | 169 | 107 | 48 | 14 |
425 | This isn't the rescue party I was expecting... | 1.4494 | 0.05123 | 158 | 100 | 45 | 13 |
426 | What sort of things do you like to eat…usually? | 1.4492 | 0.04744 | 187 | 119 | 52 | 16 |
427 | Now I believe you! | 1.4491 | 0.05212 | 167 | 109 | 41 | 17 |
428 | Really, there are no continents left to land on? | 1.4491 | 0.05143 | 167 | 108 | 43 | 16 |
429 | . I can trade you a palm frond for some ice. | 1.4489 | 0.04886 | 176 | 112 | 49 | 15 |
430 | It's unbearable over here. | 1.4487 | 0.05403 | 156 | 102 | 38 | 16 |
431 | As president of the homeowners' association, I must ask you to park that thing elsewhere. | 1.4487 | 0.05479 | 156 | 103 | 36 | 17 |
432 | Nah, global warming's a hoax. There must be another explanation. | 1.4485 | 0.05187 | 165 | 107 | 42 | 16 |
433 | Wanna hang out ? | 1.4483 | 0.05252 | 174 | 116 | 38 | 20 |
434 | I'm stranded but you seem to be adrift. | 1.4483 | 0.05530 | 145 | 94 | 37 | 14 |
435 | There is no rescue, then? | 1.4481 | 0.04073 | 183 | 121 | 48 | 14 |
436 | Sorry, my landlord doesn't allow pets. | 1.4481 | 0.04791 | 154 | 103 | 37 | 14 |
437 | Don’t be alarmed! Global Warming is a hoax! | 1.4472 | 0.04704 | 199 | 129 | 51 | 19 |
438 | Sorry, I already have multiple all cash offers. | 1.4472 | 0.05168 | 161 | 106 | 39 | 16 |
439 | Don't want to sound like your Mother....but you are on thin ice. | 1.4465 | 0.04692 | 159 | 101 | 47 | 11 |
440 | Let's NOT break the ice. | 1.4464 | 0.05049 | 168 | 108 | 45 | 15 |
441 | Just goin’ with the floe? | 1.4462 | 0.04760 | 186 | 119 | 51 | 16 |
442 | Sure; keep going then second left | 1.4462 | 0.04940 | 186 | 122 | 45 | 19 |
443 | It just doesn’t work without a Coke does it? | 1.4459 | 0.05143 | 157 | 100 | 44 | 13 |
444 | Insurance company says its your house that's flooding mine. | 1.4452 | 0.05326 | 146 | 93 | 41 | 12 |
445 | OK...but only if you promise not to hold 200 years of exploitative, shortsighted amassing of wealth at all costs resulting in the gradual destruction of your home against me. | 1.4451 | 0.05556 | 164 | 112 | 31 | 21 |
446 | Yes,but in all fairness when you inquired it was a 100 acres. | 1.4451 | 0.04806 | 173 | 109 | 51 | 13 |
447 | A little more melting and we're both out of luck. | 1.4444 | 0.05318 | 153 | 99 | 40 | 14 |
448 | Tell you what, we’ll flip for it. Loser gets eaten. | 1.4444 | 0.04984 | 171 | 110 | 46 | 15 |
449 | God I hope you like coconuts | 1.4444 | 0.05399 | 153 | 100 | 38 | 15 |
450 | This won't end well. | 1.4439 | 0.04364 | 214 | 136 | 61 | 17 |
451 | Oh come on! There isn’t enough room in this cartoon for two tragic heroes! | 1.4439 | 0.04740 | 187 | 120 | 51 | 16 |
452 | ...but in the end, it turned out that is was flat after all, and very much smaller than they had thought... | 1.4439 | 0.04919 | 187 | 123 | 45 | 19 |
453 | Don't look so surprised, I'm just the tip of the iceberg. | 1.4438 | 0.05037 | 178 | 117 | 43 | 18 |
454 | Are you Greg? I’m your uber driver. | 1.4438 | 0.05227 | 160 | 104 | 41 | 15 |
455 | Guess we’re both screwed, huh? | 1.4432 | 0.04837 | 185 | 120 | 48 | 17 |
456 | Trade you a coconut for some ice. | 1.4432 | 0.04816 | 176 | 112 | 50 | 14 |
457 | I asked God to send me a large cold beer!" | 1.4432 | 0.05142 | 176 | 117 | 40 | 19 |
458 | Boy, and I thought I was lost" | 1.4432 | 0.04883 | 176 | 113 | 48 | 15 |
459 | What are your dinner plans? | 1.4424 | 0.05112 | 165 | 112 | 35 | 18 |
460 | Bear: Looks like a dessert island | 1.4424 | 0.05112 | 165 | 107 | 43 | 15 |
461 | You looked so adorable about an hour ago. | 1.4421 | 0.04626 | 190 | 121 | 54 | 15 |
462 | Dude! Your island is way cooler than mine! | 1.4417 | 0.05229 | 163 | 107 | 40 | 16 |
463 | Day 296 - Saw a bear on an ice cube. | 1.4416 | 0.05603 | 154 | 104 | 32 | 18 |
464 | Funny,I was looking for a place to chill as well. | 1.4410 | 0.05088 | 161 | 106 | 40 | 15 |
465 | Cool ride dude. | 1.4408 | 0.05090 | 152 | 96 | 45 | 11 |
466 | It’s too late, isn’t it? | 1.4405 | 0.04902 | 168 | 107 | 48 | 13 |
467 | Don't blame me -- my tree makes me carbon neutral. | 1.4403 | 0.04771 | 159 | 98 | 52 | 9 |
468 | You think that’s bad, this is what’s left of Manhattan. | 1.4403 | 0.05360 | 159 | 108 | 33 | 18 |
469 | I think I’ll wait for the next one. | 1.4398 | 0.04792 | 166 | 104 | 51 | 11 |
470 | Any news on the billionaire space race? | 1.4393 | 0.04871 | 173 | 111 | 48 | 14 |
471 | You don't have anything to eat, do you? | 1.4393 | 0.04940 | 173 | 112 | 46 | 15 |
472 | Sorry, New York is already underwater -- this is Maine. | 1.4386 | 0.05183 | 171 | 114 | 39 | 18 |
473 | Yes, I have whiskers, but that doesn't mean I'm a seal. | 1.4375 | 0.05222 | 160 | 105 | 40 | 15 |
474 | If not for global warming we would have never met. | 1.4375 | 0.05297 | 160 | 106 | 38 | 16 |
475 | We have no choice but to go with the flo | 1.4375 | 0.04912 | 160 | 101 | 48 | 11 |
476 | Here ends the tale of the last man on the island of Manhattan. | 1.4375 | 0.05515 | 160 | 109 | 32 | 19 |
477 | I hope you like fish. | 1.4372 | 0.04809 | 183 | 119 | 48 | 16 |
478 | We are definitely polar opposites! | 1.4371 | 0.05135 | 167 | 110 | 41 | 16 |
479 | Tell me you’re not hungry. | 1.4367 | 0.05269 | 158 | 104 | 39 | 15 |
480 | You really ought to think about ditching that coat. | 1.4362 | 0.05157 | 149 | 95 | 43 | 11 |
481 | Well shoot. This isn’t exactly what I prayed for when I prayed for bare necessities. | 1.4360 | 0.05290 | 172 | 117 | 35 | 20 |
482 | I see you go with the floe | 1.4360 | 0.04958 | 172 | 112 | 45 | 15 |
483 | Go with the floe, right? | 1.4359 | 0.05394 | 156 | 104 | 36 | 16 |
484 | I hope you're hungry. I'm a heck of a fisherman. | 1.4359 | 0.05239 | 156 | 102 | 40 | 14 |
485 | Are you my ride from Ubear? | 1.4357 | 0.06016 | 140 | 97 | 25 | 18 |
486 | The irony is killing me. | 1.4356 | 0.05224 | 163 | 108 | 39 | 16 |
487 | No,no,I asked for an ice cold BEER. | 1.4354 | 0.05717 | 147 | 100 | 30 | 17 |
488 | So I take the coconuts to the opposite shore first, then come back for you, then... no give me a minute to figure this out. | 1.4354 | 0.05551 | 147 | 98 | 34 | 15 |
489 | I come bearing bad news | 1.4351 | 0.05123 | 154 | 99 | 43 | 12 |
490 | It's not global warming. It's continental drift. | 1.4348 | 0.05814 | 138 | 93 | 30 | 15 |
491 | I don’t know which one of us is in more trouble. | 1.4348 | 0.05271 | 161 | 107 | 38 | 16 |
492 | Please tell me you have a Klondike bar. | 1.4345 | 0.05180 | 168 | 112 | 39 | 17 |
493 | I asked for a Polar Bar. | 1.4343 | 0.05221 | 175 | 119 | 36 | 20 |
494 | I've recently become a vegetarian, what about you? | 1.4343 | 0.04829 | 175 | 113 | 48 | 14 |
495 | I don't suppose you can understand that I merely present a temporary solution to a larger problem? | 1.4340 | 0.05466 | 159 | 108 | 33 | 18 |
496 | You think YOU’VE got climate change problems? This used to be Florida. | 1.4340 | 0.05466 | 159 | 108 | 33 | 18 |
497 | Sorry we’ve already reached our refugee quota. | 1.4338 | 0.05969 | 136 | 93 | 27 | 16 |
498 | Welcome to Manhattan! | 1.4337 | 0.05083 | 166 | 109 | 42 | 15 |
499 | Talk about polar opposites | 1.4335 | 0.05265 | 173 | 118 | 35 | 20 |
500 | I can't believe we used the same timeshare agent. | 1.4333 | 0.05217 | 150 | 97 | 41 | 12 |
501 | Global housewarming parties can get awkward! | 1.4327 | 0.04906 | 171 | 111 | 46 | 14 |
502 | At least mine isn't melting! | 1.4326 | 0.05063 | 141 | 88 | 45 | 8 |
503 | I wasn’t expecting to see you ‘til 2041. | 1.4326 | 0.05355 | 141 | 91 | 39 | 11 |
504 | What’s the one record album you’d wish you brought along? | 1.4326 | 0.05541 | 141 | 93 | 35 | 13 |
505 | —Alaska? —New Mexico. | 1.4326 | 0.05063 | 141 | 88 | 45 | 8 |
506 | Of all the bears in all the world’s sandbars, you float into mine. | 1.4324 | 0.05685 | 148 | 101 | 30 | 17 |
507 | This is about 6 feet, right" | 1.4324 | 0.04904 | 148 | 97 | 40 | 11 |
508 | Most of it is below the surface. This is just the tip of the mountain. | 1.4321 | 0.04866 | 162 | 103 | 48 | 11 |
509 | The name is Gore. | 1.4317 | 0.05504 | 139 | 91 | 36 | 12 |
510 | We meet at last. | 1.4315 | 0.05316 | 146 | 95 | 39 | 12 |
511 | At this point, just eat me. | 1.4315 | 0.05576 | 146 | 98 | 33 | 15 |
512 | I imagine you haven’t eaten in about 50 latitudes. | 1.4314 | 0.05059 | 153 | 98 | 44 | 11 |
513 | I'm gonna pass on your invite to have me for dinner. | 1.4314 | 0.05389 | 153 | 102 | 36 | 15 |
514 | For the last time… Yes I know that is only the tip of the iceberg! | 1.4312 | 0.05366 | 160 | 108 | 35 | 17 |
515 | Okay, this was pretty far down on my list of possible outcomes." | 1.4311 | 0.04987 | 167 | 109 | 44 | 14 |
516 | 'Don't look at me like that, I used paper straws.' | 1.4306 | 0.04992 | 144 | 90 | 46 | 8 |
517 | I’m standing on what’s left of Miami. How did you get here? | 1.4304 | 0.05340 | 158 | 106 | 36 | 16 |
518 | Guess we’re in the same boat… or rather a lack thereof. | 1.4304 | 0.04989 | 158 | 104 | 41 | 13 |
519 | I heard you say you’d die for some ice. | 1.4303 | 0.05384 | 165 | 113 | 33 | 19 |
520 | Don’t suppose you’re vegan? | 1.4303 | 0.05174 | 165 | 110 | 39 | 16 |
521 | No, No, No, I said please get me a cold “Beer”! | 1.4302 | 0.05221 | 172 | 117 | 36 | 19 |
522 | A rising tide affects all beings | 1.4295 | 0.05492 | 149 | 100 | 34 | 15 |
523 | Tell me about it. Three weeks ago, I was a mountaintop hermit. | 1.4295 | 0.05073 | 156 | 101 | 43 | 12 |
524 | This is rather anticlimactic. | 1.4295 | 0.05540 | 156 | 107 | 31 | 18 |
525 | You’re not from around here, I take it. | 1.4294 | 0.04882 | 163 | 107 | 43 | 13 |
526 | My place or yours? | 1.4286 | 0.04819 | 168 | 108 | 48 | 12 |
527 | Spending the winter down south? | 1.4276 | 0.04815 | 152 | 95 | 49 | 8 |
528 | Food's better on the next island. | 1.4276 | 0.05600 | 145 | 98 | 32 | 15 |
529 | Well fuck. | 1.4276 | 0.05514 | 145 | 97 | 34 | 14 |
530 | Funny thing — from a distance you looked like a rescue boat driven by a supermodel. | 1.4267 | 0.05624 | 150 | 103 | 30 | 17 |
531 | Mine used to be a lot bigger too. | 1.4266 | 0.05657 | 143 | 97 | 31 | 15 |
532 | Aren’t you a bit out of your comfort zone? | 1.4265 | 0.05386 | 136 | 88 | 38 | 10 |
533 | At least you’re mobile | 1.4265 | 0.05386 | 136 | 88 | 38 | 10 |
534 | Don’t be sad. Three billionaires are in space. | 1.4264 | 0.06005 | 129 | 88 | 27 | 14 |
535 | Look on the bright side: we could make this a game of survivor.” | 1.4264 | 0.05587 | 129 | 84 | 35 | 10 |
536 | Not what I meant when I prayed for my polar opposite | 1.4264 | 0.05800 | 129 | 86 | 31 | 12 |
537 | Do you have outdoor seating? | 1.4264 | 0.05904 | 129 | 87 | 29 | 13 |
538 | Thanks for bringing the ice! | 1.4260 | 0.04870 | 169 | 110 | 46 | 13 |
539 | Why don’t we set up a Zoom meeting instead? | 1.4260 | 0.05082 | 169 | 113 | 40 | 16 |
540 | You go ahead. I’ll wait for the next one. | 1.4259 | 0.05166 | 162 | 108 | 39 | 15 |
541 | Friends or Edibles? | 1.4258 | 0.05009 | 155 | 100 | 44 | 11 |
542 | This is the polar opposite of what I was hoping for | 1.4255 | 0.05535 | 141 | 94 | 34 | 13 |
543 | Phil?!! What are the odds... | 1.4254 | 0.05934 | 134 | 92 | 27 | 15 |
544 | Don't look at me like that. My carbon footprint has been close to zero for over four years. | 1.4250 | 0.05433 | 160 | 110 | 32 | 18 |
545 | Are you a vegetarian? | 1.4250 | 0.04068 | 160 | 111 | 37 | 12 |
546 | Are you a bearer of good news, or is this some kind of omen. | 1.4248 | 0.05138 | 153 | 100 | 41 | 12 |
547 | I wasn’t expecting anyone or I would’ve put some pants on. | 1.4248 | 0.05462 | 153 | 104 | 33 | 16 |
548 | I jumped off my infected cruise ship. What’s your story. | 1.4247 | 0.05309 | 146 | 96 | 38 | 12 |
549 | They say it's not the destination. It's the journey. | 1.4247 | 0.05128 | 146 | 94 | 42 | 10 |
550 | No, I don't have an oar. | 1.4245 | 0.05591 | 139 | 93 | 33 | 13 |
551 | It looks like its just you me for the annual polar bear swim. | 1.4245 | 0.05401 | 139 | 91 | 37 | 11 |
552 | How hungry are you and how far can you jump? | 1.4242 | 0.05024 | 165 | 109 | 42 | 14 |
553 | Don't worry -- you'll be okay. Climate change is just a hoax. | 1.4242 | 0.05804 | 132 | 89 | 30 | 13 |
554 | I thought we agreed to hold this meeting over Zoom | 1.4241 | 0.05181 | 158 | 105 | 39 | 14 |
555 | You and I must have the same divorce attorney | 1.4236 | 0.05795 | 144 | 100 | 27 | 17 |
556 | Well I suppose we're both on thin ice now. | 1.4236 | 0.05360 | 144 | 95 | 37 | 12 |
557 | Trade? | 1.4235 | 0.04847 | 170 | 111 | 46 | 13 |
558 | You using that tree? | 1.4234 | 0.05356 | 137 | 89 | 38 | 10 |
559 | 6 feet please | 1.4234 | 0.05356 | 137 | 89 | 38 | 10 |
560 | Thoughts and prayers didn’t work for you either? | 1.4233 | 0.05633 | 163 | 116 | 25 | 22 |
561 | So, what brings you to Florida? | 1.4222 | 0.05511 | 135 | 89 | 35 | 11 |
562 | This island is hosting the climate conference, the buffet is on the next. | 1.4219 | 0.06137 | 128 | 89 | 24 | 15 |
563 | Oh, Barry, I feel we're drifting apart! | 1.4218 | 0.05539 | 147 | 100 | 32 | 15 |
564 | 'Go with the floe,' they said. | 1.4218 | 0.05192 | 147 | 96 | 40 | 11 |
565 | Finally, Food & Shade". "Finally, Food & Water! | 1.4214 | 0.05274 | 140 | 91 | 39 | 10 |
566 | Ah, we meet at last. It wasn’t a matter of time, but of weather. | 1.4214 | 0.05232 | 159 | 107 | 37 | 15 |
567 | Oh, good. You remembered to bring the ice. | 1.4211 | 0.05158 | 152 | 100 | 40 | 12 |
568 | So… what’s good to eat around here? | 1.4211 | 0.05072 | 152 | 99 | 42 | 11 |
569 | I said: "No ice, please". | 1.4206 | 0.05207 | 126 | 79 | 41 | 6 |
570 | The solitude here is unbearable. | 1.4206 | 0.05674 | 126 | 83 | 33 | 10 |
571 | WHAT? YOU WAITING FOR ME TO YELL "RADIO!" OR SOMETHING? | 1.4201 | 0.05477 | 169 | 120 | 27 | 22 |
572 | Oh great, talk about polar opposites | 1.4199 | 0.04958 | 181 | 123 | 40 | 18 |
573 | Yep, just keep going straight down past New Zealand---you can't miss it---big, and white,and cold. | 1.4198 | 0.05086 | 162 | 108 | 40 | 14 |
574 | Why the long paws? | 1.4194 | 0.05327 | 155 | 105 | 35 | 15 |
575 | A mirage can go both ways you know. | 1.4186 | 0.05792 | 129 | 87 | 30 | 12 |
576 | You are the coolest thing I've seen since I've been here. | 1.4186 | 0.05243 | 129 | 82 | 40 | 7 |
577 | It’s a hoax! | 1.4183 | 0.04961 | 153 | 104 | 36 | 13 |
578 | I got your message. | 1.4179 | 0.06020 | 134 | 94 | 24 | 16 |
579 | If yours shrinks, so does mine. | 1.4179 | 0.04946 | 134 | 91 | 33 | 10 |
580 | 'Oh, I'll take the next one' | 1.4178 | 0.05212 | 146 | 96 | 39 | 11 |
581 | Come on--I prayed for a cold BEER | 1.4177 | 0.05404 | 158 | 109 | 32 | 17 |
582 | Well I guess we all have our bears to cross. | 1.4173 | 0.05583 | 139 | 94 | 32 | 13 |
583 | Wow! Global warming has sent me a friend. | 1.4172 | 0.05422 | 163 | 114 | 30 | 19 |
584 | So…I see you forgot to make your “What 3 things would you want if you were stranded on a deserted island” list too | 1.4171 | 0.05079 | 175 | 120 | 37 | 18 |
585 | It is absolutely NOT cooler in the shade... | 1.4171 | 0.04780 | 187 | 126 | 44 | 17 |
586 | Me? I'm here to get away from all those climate change believers. | 1.4167 | 0.05382 | 132 | 86 | 37 | 9 |
587 | Finally, something besides fish to eat." "Finally, something besides fish to eat. | 1.4167 | 0.05434 | 168 | 119 | 28 | 21 |
588 | At least you can break off a piece and suck on it. | 1.4161 | 0.05447 | 137 | 91 | 35 | 11 |
589 | We are about to find out which one of us is more endangered | 1.4161 | 0.05545 | 137 | 92 | 33 | 12 |
590 | Sadly,I think we're both endangered species. | 1.4157 | 0.04688 | 178 | 117 | 48 | 13 |
591 | Damn, you too? | 1.4155 | 0.05021 | 142 | 91 | 43 | 8 |
592 | This cartoon isn't big enough for the two of us. | 1.4154 | 0.05756 | 130 | 88 | 30 | 12 |
593 | Dinner for one? | 1.4152 | 0.04960 | 171 | 115 | 41 | 15 |
594 | Su casa is gonna melt and flood mi casa. | 1.4151 | 0.05376 | 159 | 110 | 32 | 17 |
595 | Well at least one of us won’t be hungry? | 1.4148 | 0.05796 | 135 | 93 | 28 | 14 |
596 | Don't blame me my carbon footprint is zero. | 1.4148 | 0.05085 | 135 | 86 | 42 | 7 |
597 | We're both endangered. | 1.4148 | 0.05192 | 135 | 87 | 40 | 8 |
598 | How about this weather? | 1.4145 | 0.05234 | 152 | 102 | 37 | 13 |
599 | At least you traveled, got to see the world! | 1.4145 | 0.04979 | 152 | 99 | 43 | 10 |
600 | You think global warming hit you bad? This used to be Miami... | 1.4145 | 0.05065 | 152 | 100 | 41 | 11 |
601 | One of us is probably a mirage | 1.4143 | 0.05458 | 140 | 94 | 34 | 12 |
602 | I'll trade you a coconut for a glass of ice water. | 1.4143 | 0.05458 | 140 | 94 | 34 | 12 |
603 | Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to go with the floe. | 1.4143 | 0.05118 | 140 | 93 | 37 | 10 |
604 | And I thought I had problems. | 1.4141 | 0.05604 | 128 | 85 | 33 | 10 |
605 | We're in the saddest cartoon ever. | 1.4141 | 0.06027 | 128 | 89 | 25 | 14 |
606 | When I prayed for fresh water, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. | 1.4141 | 0.05146 | 128 | 81 | 41 | 6 |
607 | Oh good, my ride's here. | 1.4141 | 0.05604 | 128 | 85 | 33 | 10 |
608 | Who’s for dinner? | 1.4138 | 0.05140 | 145 | 95 | 40 | 10 |
609 | Looks like we’re suffering from bipolar disorder. | 1.4133 | 0.05531 | 150 | 104 | 30 | 16 |
610 | No. I'm bi-polar. You're just polar. | 1.4130 | 0.05317 | 138 | 91 | 37 | 10 |
611 | How are you adapting? | 1.4129 | 0.04996 | 155 | 102 | 42 | 11 |
612 | Alexa, I said send me some "Solar Wear" | 1.4126 | 0.05643 | 143 | 99 | 29 | 15 |
613 | Well, looks like one of us is really screwed. | 1.4125 | 0.04888 | 160 | 105 | 44 | 11 |
614 | It's what we call a zero-sum game, which means we're both screwed either way. | 1.4122 | 0.05721 | 131 | 89 | 30 | 12 |
615 | Sorry, but have you been vaccinated yet | 1.4122 | 0.05585 | 148 | 103 | 29 | 16 |
616 | Well, at least one of us will eat well tonight. | 1.4121 | 0.04938 | 165 | 110 | 42 | 13 |
617 | I got your message in a bottle about climate change being a hoax. I came as quick as I could. | 1.4118 | 0.04977 | 170 | 115 | 40 | 15 |
618 | I've got the coconuts if you've got the ice. | 1.4113 | 0.05237 | 141 | 93 | 38 | 10 |
619 | Let’s not start pointing fingers here… | 1.4113 | 0.05139 | 141 | 92 | 40 | 9 |
620 | I was too proud to ask for directions, too. | 1.4110 | 0.05383 | 146 | 99 | 34 | 13 |
621 | Are you able to get wifi over there? | 1.4107 | 0.04650 | 168 | 109 | 49 | 10 |
622 | This didn’t happen in Castaway | 1.4107 | 0.04874 | 168 | 112 | 43 | 13 |
623 | I see you brought ice. I have a bit of rum. Celebrate? Or... As I suspect, you are ready for dinner... my bad. | 1.4106 | 0.04996 | 151 | 99 | 42 | 10 |
624 | Trust me, I feel your pain, this is all that's left of Florida. | 1.4104 | 0.05424 | 134 | 89 | 35 | 10 |
625 | NOW... no one is gonna believe me. | 1.4101 | 0.04429 | 139 | 89 | 45 | 5 |
626 | Have we met? | 1.4099 | 0.04943 | 161 | 107 | 42 | 12 |
627 | Are you staying for dinner? | 1.4098 | 0.05552 | 122 | 80 | 34 | 8 |
628 | Welcome to Quebec! | 1.4097 | 0.05611 | 144 | 100 | 29 | 15 |
629 | Well I hope we didn’t pick the same book | 1.4094 | 0.05847 | 127 | 87 | 28 | 12 |
630 | Let me guess. It's been a long, long time since you've eaten anything. | 1.4094 | 0.05217 | 149 | 100 | 37 | 12 |
631 | Dan regretted ordering a beer on ice. | 1.4094 | 0.05554 | 149 | 104 | 29 | 16 |
632 | Don’t complain. This used to be a mountaintop. | 1.4088 | 0.05295 | 159 | 110 | 33 | 16 |
633 | The product of a polarized nation. | 1.4088 | 0.04985 | 159 | 106 | 41 | 12 |
634 | You’re a vegetarian, right? | 1.4088 | 0.05339 | 137 | 91 | 36 | 10 |
635 | Alex now recognizes it that he should have been more specific in his prayers for food and water. | 1.4082 | 0.05266 | 147 | 99 | 36 | 12 |
636 | When did you breakup? | 1.4080 | 0.05340 | 125 | 81 | 37 | 7 |
637 | We finally meet! Our 1 degree of separation was Fahrenheit. | 1.4074 | 0.05593 | 135 | 92 | 31 | 12 |
638 | Please know that I donate every spare cent I have to the World Wildlife Federation. | 1.4071 | 0.05354 | 140 | 94 | 35 | 11 |
639 | Ugh. I came here to get away from liberal hoaxes. | 1.4069 | 0.05579 | 145 | 101 | 29 | 15 |
640 | Where were you when I still had beer left? | 1.4069 | 0.05132 | 145 | 96 | 39 | 10 |
641 | Don't suppose you have any SPF 1000? | 1.4069 | 0.05225 | 145 | 97 | 37 | 11 |
642 | You ordered ice? | 1.4069 | 0.05038 | 145 | 95 | 41 | 9 |
643 | I gave to the World Wildlife Fund | 1.4068 | 0.05547 | 118 | 77 | 34 | 7 |
644 | Dude, you’re actually more screwed than I am. | 1.4067 | 0.05190 | 150 | 101 | 37 | 12 |
645 | If Jeremy had known his wish for a well cooled, crewed, intercontinental vessel would be granted, he might have taken his time, which he had in abundance, to be more specific in his wording. | 1.4065 | 0.04988 | 155 | 108 | 33 | 14 |
646 | ' changed my mind on Karma and Global warming all on one day..' | 1.4062 | 0.05703 | 128 | 87 | 30 | 11 |
647 | Not the rescue ship I need, but probably the rescue ship I deserve. | 1.4054 | 0.05059 | 148 | 98 | 40 | 10 |
648 | When I wished for an “iced cold beer,” I must not have annunciated clearly enough… | 1.4054 | 0.05237 | 148 | 100 | 36 | 12 |
649 | Let me start by saying I drive a hybrid. | 1.4054 | 0.05059 | 148 | 98 | 40 | 10 |
650 | You're early. | 1.4046 | 0.05172 | 131 | 85 | 39 | 7 |
651 | Congratulations on being the first polar bear to reach the top of Mount Everest! | 1.4046 | 0.05814 | 131 | 91 | 27 | 13 |
652 | Have you eaten? | 1.4046 | 0.05502 | 131 | 88 | 33 | 10 |
653 | So it's a go-with-the-floe thing? | 1.4044 | 0.05360 | 136 | 91 | 35 | 10 |
654 | Well if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions | 1.4044 | 0.05657 | 136 | 94 | 29 | 13 |
655 | I didn't expect snowbirds for another month. | 1.4043 | 0.05511 | 141 | 97 | 31 | 13 |
656 | Still social distancing? | 1.4041 | 0.05286 | 146 | 99 | 35 | 12 |
657 | What do you use for your Zoom background? | 1.4032 | 0.05600 | 124 | 83 | 32 | 9 |
658 | In the long-term we're both screwed; however, in the short-term you definitely have the advantage. | 1.4031 | 0.05773 | 129 | 89 | 28 | 12 |
659 | The penguin went that way | 1.4031 | 0.05450 | 129 | 86 | 34 | 9 |
660 | This was definitely NOT on my list of things to have on a deserted island. | 1.4030 | 0.05617 | 134 | 92 | 30 | 12 |
661 | I wished for Polar Water on ice. | 1.4029 | 0.05278 | 139 | 93 | 36 | 10 |
662 | Hi are you my Uber? | 1.4029 | 0.05178 | 139 | 92 | 38 | 9 |
663 | Have you considered the health benefits of vegetarianism? | 1.4028 | 0.05336 | 144 | 98 | 34 | 12 |
664 | Baked Alaska meets tropical punch. | 1.4028 | 0.05689 | 144 | 102 | 26 | 16 |
665 | Welcome to California. | 1.4028 | 0.05245 | 144 | 97 | 36 | 11 |
666 | Hey, am I your mirage or are you my mirage? | 1.4026 | 0.04789 | 154 | 103 | 41 | 10 |
667 | Well, at least one of us gets a last meal. | 1.4026 | 0.05172 | 154 | 105 | 36 | 13 |
668 | Before you come ashore, I'll need to see your Covid vaccine passport. | 1.4026 | 0.05006 | 154 | 103 | 40 | 11 |
669 | Great, now I gotta quarentine all over again … | 1.4026 | 0.05172 | 154 | 105 | 36 | 13 |
670 | The North Pole ain’t what it used to be | 1.4016 | 0.05541 | 122 | 81 | 33 | 8 |
671 | Well, at least I avoided COVID-19. | 1.4016 | 0.05662 | 122 | 82 | 31 | 9 |
672 | You don't really look like your profile picture. | 1.4016 | 0.05506 | 127 | 85 | 33 | 9 |
673 | Welcome to Los Angeles. | 1.4015 | 0.05574 | 132 | 90 | 31 | 11 |
674 | I need ice and you need what was that again? | 1.4015 | 0.05308 | 132 | 90 | 32 | 10 |
675 | I finally understand your plight. | 1.4015 | 0.05028 | 132 | 85 | 41 | 6 |
676 | No, I don’t believe it either. Say, are you hungry, too? | 1.4014 | 0.04902 | 142 | 92 | 43 | 7 |
677 | OK, you eat me. Then what? | 1.4014 | 0.05480 | 142 | 98 | 31 | 13 |
678 | Directions? Head North. | 1.4000 | 0.05484 | 135 | 92 | 32 | 11 |
679 | I don't think we belong in the same cartoon, eh. | 1.4000 | 0.05049 | 140 | 92 | 40 | 8 |
680 | I guess you're the bear of bad news. | 1.4000 | 0.05434 | 150 | 105 | 30 | 15 |
681 | I'm hoping you can't climb trees. | 1.4000 | 0.04834 | 145 | 94 | 44 | 7 |
682 | Mine's shrunk too. | 1.4000 | 0.04683 | 145 | 100 | 35 | 10 |
683 | Hello, 2021 | 1.4000 | 0.05534 | 140 | 97 | 30 | 13 |
684 | Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... | 1.4000 | 0.04580 | 145 | 99 | 37 | 9 |
685 | I might be able to throw something together with coconuts and ice. | 1.4000 | 0.05307 | 145 | 99 | 34 | 12 |
686 | - can I take a selfie first? | 1.3988 | 0.05214 | 168 | 119 | 31 | 18 |
687 | Just remember, “No bear is an island.” | 1.3987 | 0.04937 | 153 | 104 | 38 | 11 |
688 | Welcome to Don't Eat the Dude Island. | 1.3986 | 0.05229 | 148 | 101 | 35 | 12 |
689 | We could go in on a pina colada. | 1.3986 | 0.05311 | 143 | 100 | 30 | 13 |
690 | Yeah, sure, I'm a vegetarian. Mostly. | 1.3986 | 0.05170 | 143 | 96 | 37 | 10 |
691 | Due to global warming I've had to invoke strong immigration restrictions. | 1.3985 | 0.05742 | 133 | 93 | 27 | 13 |
692 | Finally, a cool neighbor! | 1.3985 | 0.05742 | 133 | 93 | 27 | 13 |
693 | I know you've been holding it in, but stay away from my tree.. | 1.3984 | 0.05905 | 128 | 90 | 25 | 13 |
694 | In today's housing market, we're considered the lucky ones. | 1.3984 | 0.05472 | 128 | 86 | 33 | 9 |
695 | Down for the weekend? | 1.3984 | 0.05064 | 123 | 86 | 28 | 9 |
696 | Are you thinking what I’m thinking? | 1.3982 | 0.05968 | 113 | 77 | 27 | 9 |
697 | So… shall we break the ice? | 1.3974 | 0.05239 | 151 | 104 | 34 | 13 |
698 | Yeah, I agree: we’re so polarized these days. | 1.3973 | 0.05707 | 146 | 105 | 24 | 17 |
699 | There’s lots more room at low tide, and I’ll show you how to drink from a coconut. | 1.3973 | 0.05187 | 146 | 99 | 36 | 11 |
700 | I will call you Wilson. | 1.3972 | 0.05219 | 141 | 95 | 36 | 10 |
701 | One thing I've learned here is to go with the floe. | 1.3972 | 0.05121 | 141 | 94 | 38 | 9 |
702 | No, in fact, I haven't eaten. | 1.3971 | 0.05248 | 136 | 91 | 36 | 9 |
703 | Tell me you brought a paddle... | 1.3971 | 0.05451 | 136 | 93 | 32 | 11 |
704 | Man: companionship, laughter, conversation. Polar Bear: Food | 1.3971 | 0.05451 | 136 | 93 | 32 | 11 |
705 | You wouldn't, by chance, be a vegan? | 1.3969 | 0.05598 | 131 | 90 | 30 | 11 |
706 | Don't blame me! I drive a Tesla!" | 1.3969 | 0.05701 | 131 | 91 | 28 | 12 |
707 | Don’t look at me like that | 1.3969 | 0.05492 | 131 | 89 | 32 | 10 |
708 | And I thought rising sea levels were my biggest worry about global warming. | 1.3969 | 0.05384 | 131 | 88 | 34 | 9 |
709 | I'd invite you over, but technically you would be an invasive species. | 1.3967 | 0.05439 | 121 | 80 | 34 | 7 |
710 | You can stay the weekend, but I have a flock of penguins coming on Monday | 1.3967 | 0.05564 | 121 | 81 | 32 | 8 |
711 | Good news! All new cars will be electric by 2040! | 1.3966 | 0.05983 | 116 | 80 | 26 | 10 |
712 | Don’t look at me, I’m carbon neutral. | 1.3961 | 0.04911 | 154 | 103 | 41 | 10 |
713 | Don’t be ashamed – I have to ask for directions sometimes. too. | 1.3960 | 0.05200 | 149 | 102 | 35 | 12 |
714 | Welcome to Hawaii, the Big Island! | 1.3958 | 0.05418 | 144 | 100 | 31 | 13 |
715 | We’re not so different, you and I. | 1.3957 | 0.05168 | 139 | 93 | 37 | 9 |
716 | Philip is on the next island! | 1.3953 | 0.05657 | 129 | 89 | 29 | 11 |
717 | Won't you be my neighbor. | 1.3953 | 0.05657 | 129 | 89 | 29 | 11 |
718 | Welcome to North America. | 1.3953 | 0.05549 | 129 | 88 | 31 | 10 |
719 | Can you give me a shove? | 1.3953 | 0.05657 | 129 | 89 | 29 | 11 |
720 | ...but teach a bear how to fish... | 1.3950 | 0.05873 | 119 | 82 | 27 | 10 |
721 | Oh no, you too! | 1.3949 | 0.05012 | 157 | 107 | 38 | 12 |
722 | Fine, but bear in mind that I snore. | 1.3947 | 0.05126 | 152 | 104 | 36 | 12 |
723 | Well, at least you're going somewhere. | 1.3945 | 0.05976 | 109 | 74 | 27 | 8 |
724 | I don't get it. My caption is always better than winning one and they never pick me | 1.3939 | 0.06061 | 132 | 96 | 20 | 16 |
725 | When you arrive to the climate skeptics party too early…or too late. | 1.3939 | 0.05458 | 132 | 90 | 32 | 10 |
726 | I said I wanted a beer on ice, not a bear on ice | 1.3937 | 0.05826 | 127 | 89 | 26 | 12 |
727 | I'm going to pass. | 1.3934 | 0.05404 | 122 | 81 | 34 | 7 |
728 | I ordered cubes. | 1.3934 | 0.05768 | 122 | 84 | 28 | 10 |
729 | Careful what you wish for. | 1.3934 | 0.05649 | 122 | 83 | 30 | 9 |
730 | Florida really has changed, hasn’t it? | 1.3933 | 0.05085 | 150 | 102 | 37 | 11 |
731 | I imagined a lot of ways I'd die on this island. This wasn't one of them. | 1.3933 | 0.05588 | 150 | 108 | 25 | 17 |
732 | Their hungry eyes met, and in an instant both Basil and the Bear realised that companionship trumped consumption. | 1.3932 | 0.06064 | 117 | 82 | 24 | 11 |
733 | When Life of Pi actually happens | 1.3932 | 0.06064 | 117 | 82 | 24 | 11 |
734 | Don't worry, I'm vegan. | 1.3929 | 0.04935 | 140 | 92 | 41 | 7 |
735 | Honestly, I don’t know which of us is more fucked… | 1.3929 | 0.05797 | 140 | 101 | 23 | 16 |
736 | “Covid quarantine. What about you?” | 1.3929 | 0.05862 | 112 | 76 | 28 | 8 |
737 | No, it's 2046. Welcome to the Hawaiian Island. | 1.3929 | 0.04853 | 168 | 115 | 40 | 13 |
738 | ‘Oh, look - dessert island’ | 1.3929 | 0.06130 | 112 | 78 | 24 | 10 |
739 | I got nothin'. You? | 1.3926 | 0.05473 | 135 | 93 | 31 | 11 |
740 | Maybe we should skip the icebreakers. | 1.3925 | 0.06607 | 107 | 77 | 18 | 12 |
741 | This season on ‘Survivor - Man vs. Beast: Climate Change edition’ | 1.3922 | 0.05014 | 153 | 104 | 38 | 11 |
742 | At least you get to stay cool | 1.3919 | 0.05131 | 148 | 101 | 36 | 11 |
743 | It seems like a really bad sign that you’re here, in the Florida Key. | 1.3917 | 0.05199 | 120 | 78 | 37 | 5 |
744 | Your first day too? | 1.3917 | 0.05712 | 120 | 82 | 29 | 9 |
745 | More of a Pepsi guy, myself. | 1.3917 | 0.05265 | 120 | 86 | 24 | 10 |
746 | Small world. | 1.3913 | 0.05288 | 138 | 94 | 34 | 10 |
747 | Yeah, my island used to be really big too. | 1.3913 | 0.05481 | 115 | 76 | 33 | 6 |
748 | . “I’m starting to think Al Gore may have been right” | 1.3913 | 0.04872 | 138 | 90 | 42 | 6 |
749 | Dilemma: Do I grin and bear it or go with the floe? | 1.3910 | 0.06022 | 133 | 97 | 20 | 16 |
750 | What is your pronoun? | 1.3909 | 0.05494 | 110 | 72 | 33 | 5 |
751 | I'd love to have you over for dinner. | 1.3907 | 0.04880 | 151 | 101 | 41 | 9 |
752 | Thank God for global warming....I've been so lonely the past decade. | 1.3906 | 0.04989 | 128 | 83 | 40 | 5 |
753 | Like I wasn't depressed enough. | 1.3902 | 0.05612 | 123 | 84 | 30 | 9 |
754 | Think. You'd get lonely on this island all by yourself. | 1.3902 | 0.05845 | 123 | 86 | 26 | 11 |
755 | Did you hear Bezos went to space? | 1.3902 | 0.05612 | 123 | 84 | 30 | 9 |
756 | I have an Uber for Jeff? | 1.3902 | 0.05612 | 123 | 84 | 30 | 9 |
757 | But I don't believe in climate change! | 1.3901 | 0.05110 | 141 | 95 | 37 | 9 |
758 | Ok, hypothetically speaking, what is the one thing you would bring if you were stranded on a deserted island? | 1.3901 | 0.05110 | 141 | 95 | 37 | 9 |
759 | Small world, huh. | 1.3898 | 0.05777 | 118 | 81 | 28 | 9 |
760 | For the record big guy, I drive an electric car and up until just a few minutes ago an electric boat. | 1.3896 | 0.03721 | 154 | 112 | 32 | 10 |
761 | Each man is an island. What's your excuse? | 1.3896 | 0.05237 | 154 | 108 | 32 | 14 |
762 | So...which travel agency did YOU use? | 1.3896 | 0.05237 | 154 | 108 | 32 | 14 |
763 | Nowadays we really have no choice but to go with the floe. | 1.3894 | 0.05954 | 113 | 78 | 26 | 9 |
764 | Well, I did wish for fresh water and someone to talk to. | 1.3893 | 0.05262 | 131 | 88 | 35 | 8 |
765 | Pardon me, but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3893 | 0.05793 | 131 | 93 | 25 | 13 |
766 | And that's not even the tip of the iceberg! | 1.3893 | 0.05013 | 149 | 101 | 38 | 10 |
767 | Finally, a beach and a free snack. | 1.3889 | 0.05131 | 144 | 98 | 36 | 10 |
768 | So your from Greenland. Well, welcome to Nantucket. | 1.3889 | 0.05631 | 126 | 87 | 29 | 10 |
769 | Hot out today, huh? | 1.3889 | 0.05631 | 126 | 87 | 29 | 10 |
770 | I'll share my shade if I can have some ice. | 1.3884 | 0.05426 | 121 | 81 | 33 | 7 |
771 | Eat prey. Love? Ha ha,you're funny. | 1.3883 | 0.05559 | 103 | 67 | 32 | 4 |
772 | Yep, go due north, 3000 miles. You can't miss it. | 1.3883 | 0.05728 | 103 | 68 | 30 | 5 |
773 | Wha'dya mean, what's for dinner? | 1.3882 | 0.05117 | 152 | 105 | 35 | 12 |
774 | Nine-tenths of yours is underwater, but mine used to be New Zealand. | 1.3881 | 0.05696 | 134 | 95 | 26 | 13 |
775 | My therapist said I’m a bipolar with an existential crisis | 1.3881 | 0.05597 | 134 | 94 | 28 | 12 |
776 | Well, this is awkward. | 1.3879 | 0.05580 | 116 | 78 | 31 | 7 |
777 | Why yes, I'm free for lunch tommorow | 1.3879 | 0.05305 | 116 | 76 | 35 | 5 |
778 | we've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty | 1.3879 | 0.06453 | 116 | 85 | 17 | 14 |
779 | Do these stripes make me look fat? | 1.3879 | 0.06094 | 116 | 82 | 23 | 11 |
780 | I knew climate change would be a bear,but this is ridiculous! | 1.3876 | 0.05537 | 129 | 89 | 30 | 10 |
781 | I will trade you two dead fish for some ice. | 1.3871 | 0.05692 | 124 | 86 | 28 | 10 |
782 | No, I wished for an iced cold BEER! | 1.3871 | 0.05806 | 124 | 87 | 26 | 11 |
783 | So long, and thanks for all the fish! | 1.3867 | 0.04896 | 150 | 101 | 40 | 9 |
784 | Going south? | 1.3864 | 0.04887 | 132 | 86 | 41 | 5 |
785 | Climate change is bringing us closer together! | 1.3862 | 0.05008 | 145 | 98 | 38 | 9 |
786 | I can relate. This island used to be 3 square miles. | 1.3862 | 0.05196 | 145 | 100 | 34 | 11 |
787 | I think we need to take things slow. | 1.3862 | 0.05008 | 145 | 98 | 38 | 9 |
788 | In my defense, I didn’t really think this whole climate change thing would affect me too. | 1.3862 | 0.05103 | 145 | 99 | 36 | 10 |
789 | So uh...where ya headed? | 1.3858 | 0.05595 | 127 | 88 | 29 | 10 |
790 | Join me , mine doesn’t melt | 1.3858 | 0.05595 | 127 | 88 | 29 | 10 |
791 | Please don’t say ‘I told you so.’ | 1.3858 | 0.05706 | 127 | 89 | 27 | 11 |
792 | Just let me be food for thought | 1.3857 | 0.05227 | 140 | 96 | 34 | 10 |
793 | This wasn’t an island before either. | 1.3856 | 0.05417 | 153 | 110 | 27 | 16 |
794 | This climate change thing is unbearable. | 1.3852 | 0.04581 | 135 | 96 | 30 | 9 |
795 | Any news on the Paris Agreement? | 1.3852 | 0.05462 | 135 | 94 | 30 | 11 |
796 | You poor thing, I bet you're starving. | 1.3846 | 0.05408 | 117 | 78 | 33 | 6 |
797 | I think you might be a tad overdressed | 1.3846 | 0.05053 | 143 | 97 | 37 | 9 |
798 | Climate change is a beast, ain’t it? | 1.3846 | 0.05150 | 143 | 98 | 35 | 10 |
799 | I guess we're in the same boat....if only we had a boat. | 1.3840 | 0.05540 | 125 | 86 | 30 | 9 |
800 | Got the ice, but forgot the mixers. My bad. | 1.3840 | 0.05655 | 125 | 87 | 28 | 10 |
801 | Mind if I hitch a ride? | 1.3840 | 0.04857 | 125 | 88 | 29 | 8 |
802 | Hey, sometimes you gotta go with the floe. | 1.3839 | 0.05982 | 112 | 78 | 25 | 9 |
803 | So… Are you still working remote? | 1.3839 | 0.05846 | 112 | 77 | 27 | 8 |
804 | Welcome to Miami! | 1.3835 | 0.05620 | 133 | 94 | 27 | 12 |
805 | It looks like my castaway adventure has come face-to-face with an inconvenient truth.... | 1.3835 | 0.05720 | 133 | 95 | 25 | 13 |
806 | You're polar, I'm bipolar, let's see if we can make it work. | 1.3835 | 0.05620 | 133 | 94 | 27 | 12 |
807 | Kind of hoping you are also a pescatarian! | 1.3833 | 0.05574 | 120 | 82 | 30 | 8 |
808 | What brings you this way? | 1.3832 | 0.06319 | 107 | 76 | 21 | 10 |
809 | A Klondike BAR! BAR! | 1.3832 | 0.06178 | 107 | 75 | 23 | 9 |
810 | Welcome to Australia. | 1.3830 | 0.05573 | 141 | 101 | 26 | 14 |
811 | Hallucinations? No, I haven't seen any. How about you? | 1.3830 | 0.04791 | 141 | 98 | 34 | 9 |
812 | Let's see Tom Hanks play YOU in a movie. | 1.3828 | 0.05217 | 128 | 86 | 35 | 7 |
813 | So,I guess this means no bear is an island either. | 1.3826 | 0.05869 | 115 | 80 | 26 | 9 |
814 | wecome to america | 1.3824 | 0.06080 | 102 | 70 | 25 | 7 |
815 | You're not one of these climate change nuts, are you? | 1.3821 | 0.05230 | 123 | 82 | 35 | 6 |
816 | This is a vegan island. Seals are further on, probably. | 1.3821 | 0.05230 | 123 | 82 | 35 | 6 |
817 | I guess this means we’re already past the 2°C Paris Agreement limit? | 1.3821 | 0.05101 | 123 | 81 | 37 | 5 |
818 | Sorry, COVID travel restrictions are still in place. | 1.3821 | 0.05599 | 123 | 85 | 29 | 9 |
819 | Not my fault, I was here the whole time | 1.3819 | 0.05121 | 144 | 99 | 35 | 10 |
820 | Let's agree to grin and bear it. | 1.3818 | 0.05916 | 110 | 76 | 26 | 8 |
821 | Wow! Talk about your “inconvenient truths”! | 1.3814 | 0.05886 | 118 | 83 | 25 | 10 |
822 | Do you have the wifi password? | 1.3814 | 0.05635 | 118 | 81 | 29 | 8 |
823 | Yeah, a seal swam by about an hour ago. | 1.3814 | 0.05886 | 118 | 83 | 25 | 10 |
824 | I'm guessing we're way past the "I'm sorry" stage, right? | 1.3813 | 0.05006 | 160 | 112 | 35 | 13 |
825 | It's not the end of the world. | 1.3810 | 0.05642 | 105 | 70 | 30 | 5 |
826 | You fish for us and I won’t talk about global warming . | 1.3810 | 0.05047 | 147 | 101 | 36 | 10 |
827 | At least there are people out there who care about your existence! | 1.3810 | 0.05317 | 147 | 104 | 30 | 13 |
828 | I guess we should skip the weather small talk? | 1.3810 | 0.05021 | 126 | 83 | 38 | 5 |
829 | The good news is that now you won’t die of thirst. | 1.3806 | 0.05484 | 134 | 94 | 29 | 11 |
830 | Actually, I prefer a more traditional rescue. | 1.3806 | 0.05380 | 134 | 93 | 31 | 10 |
831 | No, I'm not David. You should've taken a right on the last island. | 1.3805 | 0.05155 | 113 | 79 | 28 | 6 |
832 | The good news is I have rum. We could make daquiris. | 1.3803 | 0.05070 | 142 | 97 | 36 | 9 |
833 | This would be a start of a beautiful friendship… or meal. | 1.3803 | 0.05167 | 142 | 98 | 34 | 10 |
834 | This cartoon is not funny. It's inhumane. To create a joke about the plight of polar bears is inexcusable. Shame on the cartoonist as well as the editors of The New Yorker, and, for that matter, anyone who submits a caption. | 1.3802 | 0.06456 | 121 | 91 | 14 | 16 |
835 | I’m a little concerned about the Melta Variant. | 1.3800 | 0.06633 | 100 | 72 | 18 | 10 |
836 | I see the Republicans are gerrymandering again. | 1.3800 | 0.06633 | 100 | 72 | 18 | 10 |
837 | What are you so sad about? You've got fresh water! | 1.3798 | 0.05413 | 129 | 89 | 31 | 9 |
838 | Up until now, I've been a climate change denier. | 1.3796 | 0.05194 | 137 | 94 | 34 | 9 |
839 | Mine broke away from Malibu. | 1.3796 | 0.05296 | 137 | 95 | 32 | 10 |
840 | Don’t blame me; I voted for the other guy | 1.3793 | 0.05185 | 145 | 101 | 33 | 11 |
841 | We're both without a paddle. | 1.3790 | 0.05849 | 124 | 91 | 20 | 13 |
842 | I’m here because of a ‘weather cycle’. What about you? | 1.3788 | 0.05161 | 132 | 92 | 31 | 9 |
843 | Please don’t eat me…I use to drive a Prius. | 1.3788 | 0.05643 | 132 | 94 | 26 | 12 |
844 | Welcome to Denver. | 1.3786 | 0.05873 | 103 | 70 | 27 | 6 |
845 | Sure, you could eat me. But that wouldn’t be very sustainable. | 1.3786 | 0.05873 | 103 | 70 | 27 | 6 |
846 | I'll share my last bottle of rum if you'll share your ice. | 1.3784 | 0.04538 | 148 | 107 | 30 | 11 |
847 | This used to be part of Miami before Global warming. | 1.3782 | 0.05966 | 119 | 85 | 23 | 11 |
848 | Long trip? You must be hungry. | 1.3782 | 0.05336 | 119 | 80 | 33 | 6 |
849 | I'm from Polar Insurance and we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. | 1.3782 | 0.05966 | 119 | 85 | 23 | 11 |
850 | So, have you heard the one about two penguins that walk into a bar? | 1.3780 | 0.05235 | 127 | 86 | 34 | 7 |
851 | There's no denying now. We're both f---ed. | 1.3780 | 0.05353 | 127 | 87 | 32 | 8 |
852 | Where's the Coca-Cola? | 1.3778 | 0.05551 | 135 | 96 | 27 | 12 |
853 | Keep going- I'm just a mirage. | 1.3772 | 0.05626 | 114 | 78 | 29 | 7 |
854 | It's weird when you realize both of our islands are shrinking. | 1.3772 | 0.05763 | 114 | 79 | 27 | 8 |
855 | You vaxxed? | 1.3772 | 0.06026 | 114 | 81 | 23 | 10 |
856 | I've heard of it. Wasn't it once part of Russia? | 1.3772 | 0.05487 | 114 | 77 | 31 | 6 |
857 | Any news about global warming? | 1.3772 | 0.05343 | 114 | 76 | 33 | 5 |
858 | The last thing I need now is bear market… | 1.3770 | 0.05622 | 122 | 85 | 28 | 9 |
859 | Thanks to climate change, the North Pole now offers beach front property. | 1.3769 | 0.05153 | 130 | 88 | 35 | 7 |
860 | Oh no, I wished for a cold BEER. | 1.3769 | 0.05489 | 130 | 91 | 29 | 10 |
861 | Guess what. If that melts, we both drown. | 1.3761 | 0.05943 | 109 | 76 | 25 | 8 |
862 | Er, I am not seeing the humor in this..... | 1.3761 | 0.06036 | 117 | 84 | 22 | 11 |
863 | Do you play chess? | 1.3761 | 0.05527 | 117 | 80 | 30 | 7 |
864 | They got your message in a bottle, but nobody cares. | 1.3761 | 0.05527 | 117 | 80 | 30 | 7 |
865 | If only the climate change deniers could see us now! | 1.3760 | 0.05164 | 125 | 84 | 35 | 6 |
866 | I'm guessing you're also hungry. | 1.3760 | 0.05526 | 125 | 87 | 29 | 9 |
867 | So, how long have you lived in Miami? | 1.3760 | 0.05287 | 125 | 85 | 33 | 7 |
868 | Be my guest, although I wouldn't exactly call one tree "the woods" | 1.3760 | 0.05641 | 125 | 88 | 27 | 10 |
869 | Yea, I thought climate change was fake too. | 1.3760 | 0.05287 | 125 | 85 | 33 | 7 |
870 | My island also used to be bigger | 1.3760 | 0.05037 | 125 | 83 | 37 | 5 |
871 | Tired of chillin? | 1.3759 | 0.05185 | 133 | 91 | 34 | 8 |
872 | Fresh food!” “Fresh water! | 1.3750 | 0.05546 | 128 | 90 | 28 | 10 |
873 | How about drinks. Your place or mine? | 1.3750 | 0.05106 | 136 | 93 | 35 | 8 |
874 | To eat or be eaten that is the question | 1.3750 | 0.05805 | 120 | 85 | 25 | 10 |
875 | The good news is, you're rescued. The bad news is, I'm the rescue. | 1.3750 | 0.05013 | 144 | 99 | 36 | 9 |
876 | Well, at least we both like fish! | 1.3750 | 0.05827 | 104 | 71 | 27 | 6 |
877 | you’d better not float any closer until I see the vaccine card. | 1.3750 | 0.05315 | 136 | 95 | 31 | 10 |
878 | Yes, now that you mention it. The island seems to be a bit smaller lately. | 1.3750 | 0.05869 | 128 | 93 | 22 | 13 |
879 | When Global Warming and polar bear migration impacts you personally, it's already too late. | 1.3750 | 0.06099 | 112 | 80 | 22 | 10 |
880 | Mine’s bigger | 1.3750 | 0.05203 | 128 | 87 | 34 | 7 |
881 | So we're going to have to learn to live together. I've got the scotch, you bring the rocks. | 1.3750 | 0.04915 | 144 | 98 | 38 | 8 |
882 | Not unless you mask. | 1.3750 | 0.05559 | 120 | 83 | 29 | 8 |
883 | I found your message in a bottle. How can I help you? | 1.3741 | 0.04750 | 147 | 99 | 41 | 7 |
884 | Head north about 6000 miles, you can't miss it. | 1.3741 | 0.05234 | 139 | 97 | 32 | 10 |
885 | Allow me to break the ice with a metaphor..no man is an island.. | 1.3740 | 0.05464 | 123 | 85 | 30 | 8 |
886 | Yep. I’m through with travel agents too. | 1.3739 | 0.05983 | 115 | 82 | 23 | 10 |
887 | I'd like to talk to you about your car warranty expiring. | 1.3739 | 0.05854 | 115 | 81 | 25 | 9 |
888 | Well, I can't say my prayer for ice wasn't fulfilled. | 1.3730 | 0.05253 | 126 | 86 | 33 | 7 |
889 | Climate refuge or not, I simply cannot allow you on this island without proof of vaccination | 1.3730 | 0.05604 | 126 | 89 | 27 | 10 |
890 | Are we still on for lunch? | 1.3729 | 0.05355 | 118 | 80 | 32 | 6 |
891 | It may be my fault, but I'm still not getting on that thing with you. | 1.3729 | 0.05747 | 118 | 83 | 26 | 9 |
892 | No, I’m Bob. Norman is an island. | 1.3729 | 0.05619 | 118 | 82 | 28 | 8 |
893 | Whatever you’re thinking, it goes both ways. | 1.3727 | 0.05899 | 110 | 77 | 25 | 8 |
894 | Yup we are both going extinct | 1.3727 | 0.06309 | 110 | 80 | 19 | 11 |
895 | It's just one tree, not woods, but I get that you really gotta go." | 1.3725 | 0.06373 | 102 | 73 | 20 | 9 |
896 | The irony was not lost on Dan, he just hoped that the bear found it just as funny | 1.3723 | 0.04860 | 137 | 92 | 39 | 6 |
897 | Either climate change is real or you aren't. | 1.3719 | 0.05765 | 121 | 86 | 25 | 10 |
898 | We’re fucked. | 1.3719 | 0.06057 | 121 | 91 | 16 | 14 |
899 | You think you've got problems? I've only got one bar on my phone | 1.3717 | 0.05362 | 113 | 76 | 32 | 5 |
900 | Wasn’t expecting you so soon… | 1.3717 | 0.05922 | 113 | 80 | 24 | 9 |
901 | I go with the f-l-o-w; you with the f-l-o-e. | 1.3714 | 0.06091 | 105 | 74 | 23 | 8 |
902 | I’ll take the next one. | 1.3714 | 0.05110 | 105 | 68 | 35 | 2 |
903 | Climate change has aged you, Smokey. | 1.3712 | 0.05526 | 132 | 94 | 27 | 11 |
904 | Freedom of navigation, my ass. Xi Jinping will hear of this. | 1.3711 | 0.06273 | 97 | 68 | 22 | 7 |
905 | Cheapvacations.com strikes again. | 1.3710 | 0.05428 | 124 | 86 | 30 | 8 |
906 | Even polar opposites can find common ground | 1.3707 | 0.05548 | 116 | 80 | 29 | 7 |
907 | You're welcome here, assuming you're not bipolar. | 1.3706 | 0.05407 | 143 | 103 | 27 | 13 |
908 | Wanna switch? | 1.3704 | 0.05195 | 108 | 71 | 34 | 3 |
909 | Did you forget the rum again? | 1.3704 | 0.05823 | 108 | 75 | 26 | 7 |
910 | I suppose you think this is all my fault. | 1.3704 | 0.05637 | 135 | 98 | 24 | 13 |
911 | I always thought polar bears would be extinct first. | 1.3704 | 0.05823 | 108 | 75 | 26 | 7 |
912 | So...how about this weather, huh? | 1.3704 | 0.05970 | 108 | 76 | 24 | 8 |
913 | Will you trade a coca-cola for a coconut? | 1.3704 | 0.05673 | 108 | 74 | 28 | 6 |
914 | Yeah I didn’t believe in global warming either | 1.3704 | 0.05014 | 135 | 92 | 36 | 7 |
915 | You want to reach land, and I need a ride. Let's trade. | 1.3704 | 0.05123 | 135 | 93 | 34 | 8 |
916 | How are you at canasta? | 1.3704 | 0.05823 | 108 | 75 | 26 | 7 |
917 | Good, I could use some ice. | 1.3697 | 0.05184 | 119 | 80 | 34 | 5 |
918 | It's funny, I never thought global warming would actually kill me | 1.3697 | 0.05451 | 119 | 82 | 30 | 7 |
919 | You're right. There's nothing funny about this. | 1.3694 | 0.05568 | 111 | 76 | 29 | 6 |
920 | Business or pleasure? | 1.3694 | 0.06128 | 111 | 80 | 21 | 10 |
921 | OK, maybe climate change is real. This used to be Hawaii. | 1.3694 | 0.05419 | 111 | 75 | 31 | 5 |
922 | And this is only the tip of the iceberg... | 1.3694 | 0.05993 | 111 | 79 | 23 | 9 |
923 | You're on The Polar Express? Is this a Tom Hanks movie festival? | 1.3692 | 0.05583 | 130 | 93 | 26 | 11 |
924 | I'm tough and stringy, and would taste awful. Really. | 1.3692 | 0.05475 | 130 | 92 | 28 | 10 |
925 | Rather than ponder the implications of climate change, or eat me, can I persuade you to hibernate? | 1.3689 | 0.05484 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
926 | We both need to trust in carbon capture. | 1.3689 | 0.05232 | 122 | 83 | 33 | 6 |
927 | The flipside of it is that you get to travel. | 1.3689 | 0.05607 | 122 | 86 | 27 | 9 |
928 | Bob knew that the survival of the fittest was not in his favor. | 1.3689 | 0.05359 | 122 | 84 | 31 | 7 |
929 | So,what do YOU do in your spare time? | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 133 | 97 | 25 | 11 |
930 | Looks like we're both screwed. | 1.3684 | 0.05695 | 133 | 97 | 23 | 13 |
931 | May I lick your floe? | 1.3684 | 0.05492 | 133 | 95 | 27 | 11 |
932 | Uber for Dave? | 1.3680 | 0.05511 | 125 | 88 | 28 | 9 |
933 | I knew the earth's magnetic pole was shifting south, but not THIS far south. | 1.3680 | 0.05627 | 125 | 89 | 26 | 10 |
934 | I’d like to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty. | 1.3680 | 0.05961 | 125 | 92 | 20 | 13 |
935 | Looks like we’re not polar opposites after all | 1.3680 | 0.05511 | 125 | 88 | 28 | 9 |
936 | Excuse me, do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? | 1.3677 | 0.05180 | 155 | 112 | 29 | 14 |
937 | Are you vaccinated? | 1.3676 | 0.05093 | 136 | 94 | 34 | 8 |
938 | You're too late with the ice, I finished my G&T weeks ago. | 1.3675 | 0.05235 | 117 | 79 | 33 | 5 |
939 | No, man. I'm on a retreat. | 1.3675 | 0.05374 | 117 | 80 | 31 | 6 |
940 | You’re on thin ice, buddy. | 1.3673 | 0.06220 | 98 | 69 | 22 | 7 |
941 | We could probably chip off a few more cubes before it’s too late, right? | 1.3672 | 0.04205 | 128 | 90 | 33 | 5 |
942 | Tell you what... I'll plant another tree? | 1.3670 | 0.04638 | 109 | 74 | 32 | 3 |
943 | Your problems are just the tip of the iceberg. | 1.3667 | 0.05415 | 120 | 83 | 30 | 7 |
944 | Zero sum game. One island melts; the other floods. | 1.3664 | 0.05332 | 131 | 92 | 30 | 9 |
945 | What say we skip the icebreakers? | 1.3663 | 0.06406 | 101 | 73 | 19 | 9 |
946 | Make Pangea Great Again! | 1.3662 | 0.05239 | 142 | 101 | 30 | 11 |
947 | Day 521. My isolation has finally become bearable. | 1.3661 | 0.06082 | 112 | 81 | 21 | 10 |
948 | If you won’t switch, could you spare a Klondike Bar? | 1.3659 | 0.05068 | 123 | 83 | 35 | 5 |
949 | Serves me right for ordering the bear necessities | 1.3659 | 0.05068 | 123 | 83 | 35 | 5 |
950 | Good to see you brought the ice but you forgot the Margartia's! | 1.3652 | 0.05142 | 115 | 82 | 26 | 7 |
951 | There is fish for dinner. I REALLY hope you like fish... You like fish, don't you? | 1.3652 | 0.05569 | 115 | 80 | 28 | 7 |
952 | I'm good with this one, thanks. | 1.3652 | 0.05430 | 115 | 79 | 30 | 6 |
953 | Don't blame me, I have no carbon footprint. | 1.3651 | 0.05115 | 126 | 86 | 34 | 6 |
954 | We’ll travel along, side by side. | 1.3651 | 0.05238 | 126 | 87 | 32 | 7 |
955 | Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, the bear eats you. | 1.3646 | 0.06127 | 96 | 67 | 23 | 6 |
956 | Whoa! and I thought I was screwed. | 1.3645 | 0.05538 | 107 | 73 | 29 | 5 |
957 | They all laughed at Bill's suggestion of bear spray, during that desert island team-building exercise. | 1.3643 | 0.05271 | 129 | 90 | 31 | 8 |
958 | I know how you feel. This island used to be as big as Madagascar. | 1.3643 | 0.04988 | 140 | 97 | 35 | 8 |
959 | Maybe this is the ice floe talking, but every day you seem to look less like a fellow bear and more like a juicy, defenseless prey animal. | 1.3643 | 0.05090 | 140 | 98 | 33 | 9 |
960 | I hope you like coconuts. | 1.3636 | 0.05736 | 110 | 77 | 26 | 7 |
961 | If you're floating past the Hamptons, can you drop me off? | 1.3636 | 0.06494 | 99 | 72 | 18 | 9 |
962 | Does this mean we’re back in the food chain? | 1.3636 | 0.05736 | 110 | 77 | 26 | 7 |
963 | Don’t worry, I’m sure the next generation will help us. | 1.3636 | 0.06168 | 99 | 70 | 22 | 7 |
964 | Working remotely | 1.3636 | 0.05298 | 132 | 93 | 30 | 9 |
965 | I'm kinda into social distancing at the moment. | 1.3629 | 0.05532 | 124 | 88 | 27 | 9 |
966 | Before you get off, you need to know this island used to be much larger. | 1.3629 | 0.05532 | 124 | 88 | 27 | 9 |
967 | About 2500 miles, then you make a sharp right" | 1.3628 | 0.05488 | 113 | 78 | 29 | 6 |
968 | I know we're both hungry, but let's not forget who the superior life form is here. | 1.3628 | 0.05631 | 113 | 79 | 27 | 7 |
969 | I think we're it. | 1.3628 | 0.05769 | 113 | 82 | 22 | 9 |
970 | Darn. From afar you looked like a boat. | 1.3628 | 0.05631 | 113 | 79 | 27 | 7 |
971 | I don't think this bodes well for either of us | 1.3627 | 0.05709 | 102 | 70 | 27 | 5 |
972 | Oh oh, this isn't good for one of us | 1.3627 | 0.05877 | 102 | 71 | 25 | 6 |
973 | Who did you expect, Tom Hanks? | 1.3627 | 0.05536 | 102 | 69 | 29 | 4 |
974 | Damn. Should've taken those swimming classes. | 1.3627 | 0.04784 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
975 | Are you lunch or am I? | 1.3626 | 0.06351 | 91 | 64 | 21 | 6 |
976 | Don’t worry pal, it’s only cyclical. | 1.3623 | 0.05033 | 138 | 96 | 34 | 8 |
977 | I think you misunderstood when He told you to go with the floe. | 1.3622 | 0.04958 | 127 | 86 | 36 | 5 |
978 | There goes the neighborhood | 1.3622 | 0.05664 | 127 | 92 | 24 | 11 |
979 | I'm not vaccinated." | 1.3621 | 0.05795 | 116 | 83 | 24 | 9 |
980 | Table for one? | 1.3621 | 0.05664 | 116 | 82 | 26 | 8 |
981 | I'm guessing society didn't do anything about climate change? | 1.3621 | 0.05180 | 116 | 81 | 29 | 6 |
982 | Yes, but we deserve it, you don’t. | 1.3619 | 0.05600 | 105 | 72 | 28 | 5 |
983 | Oh..... If only this was just a cartoon..... | 1.3619 | 0.06071 | 105 | 75 | 22 | 8 |
984 | You can’t say we’re in the same boat when the whole point is that neither of us has a boat. | 1.3619 | 0.06071 | 105 | 75 | 22 | 8 |
985 | Mine's a rental. | 1.3617 | 0.06739 | 94 | 69 | 16 | 9 |
986 | Did you get screwed over on Airbnb too? | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
987 | Did you sign up for the "limited time only" vacation package too? | 1.3615 | 0.05675 | 130 | 95 | 23 | 12 |
988 | Same here - everybody kept saying shipwrecks were a hoax. | 1.3613 | 0.05563 | 119 | 84 | 27 | 8 |
989 | Room for one more? | 1.3613 | 0.05814 | 119 | 86 | 23 | 10 |
990 | I know the polar vortex is expanding, but this is ridiculous. | 1.3613 | 0.05563 | 119 | 84 | 27 | 8 |
991 | Trade you a coconut cream for an eskimo pie... | 1.3611 | 0.06094 | 108 | 78 | 21 | 9 |
992 | I’m on quarantine. | 1.3611 | 0.05950 | 108 | 77 | 23 | 8 |
993 | With your ice and my coconuts, we can have Pina Coladas. | 1.3608 | 0.05896 | 97 | 67 | 25 | 5 |
994 | So, are you the tip of the iceberg? | 1.3607 | 0.05827 | 122 | 89 | 22 | 11 |
995 | I was shipwrecked. What's your excuse? | 1.3607 | 0.05468 | 122 | 86 | 28 | 8 |
996 | Nope,no mask required. Welcome to Tallahassee! | 1.3604 | 0.05694 | 111 | 78 | 26 | 7 |
997 | I called for an Uber, not an Ursa! | 1.3600 | 0.05949 | 100 | 70 | 24 | 6 |
998 | Can you give me a ride to the mainland? | 1.3600 | 0.05376 | 125 | 88 | 29 | 8 |
999 | I didn't know that being deserted meant I could have visitors. | 1.3600 | 0.05949 | 100 | 70 | 24 | 6 |
1000 | How’s the weather? | 1.3600 | 0.05599 | 100 | 68 | 28 | 4 |
1001 | Sorry, No Vacancy | 1.3600 | 0.06117 | 100 | 71 | 22 | 7 |
1002 | I ordered ice and a beer, not ice and a bear. | 1.3596 | 0.06120 | 114 | 84 | 19 | 11 |
1003 | Let me guess. You just happened to be in the neighborhood. | 1.3596 | 0.05590 | 114 | 80 | 27 | 7 |
1004 | At least tell me you're vaccinated. | 1.3596 | 0.05305 | 114 | 78 | 31 | 5 |
1005 | I guess it’s just a matter of time. | 1.3596 | 0.05590 | 114 | 80 | 27 | 7 |
1006 | You need a ride? | 1.3596 | 0.05305 | 114 | 78 | 31 | 5 |
1007 | Looks like we're both canaries in the coal mine. | 1.3594 | 0.04927 | 128 | 87 | 36 | 5 |
1008 | At least it’s a dry heat. | 1.3592 | 0.05830 | 103 | 72 | 25 | 6 |
1009 | This is awkward, I haven't shaved. | 1.3590 | 0.05491 | 117 | 82 | 28 | 7 |
1010 | If I can borrow your ice floe, you can enjoy a beach holiday here. | 1.3588 | 0.05091 | 131 | 91 | 33 | 7 |
1011 | this doesn't need a caption-it's perfect as it is | 1.3585 | 0.06455 | 106 | 79 | 16 | 11 |
1012 | Yeah, you want to take a left. Keep going, you can't miss it. | 1.3585 | 0.06023 | 106 | 76 | 22 | 8 |
1013 | So, every bear is an island as well? | 1.3585 | 0.05224 | 106 | 71 | 32 | 3 |
1014 | I haven’t been vaccinated. | 1.3585 | 0.06023 | 106 | 76 | 22 | 8 |
1015 | Is that fresh water you’re sitting on | 1.3583 | 0.04704 | 120 | 79 | 39 | 2 |
1016 | Let's just agree to disagree...I prefer "climate change" as opposed to "global warming". | 1.3583 | 0.05893 | 120 | 88 | 21 | 11 |
1017 | Please tell me you have toilet paper | 1.3579 | 0.06679 | 95 | 70 | 16 | 9 |
1018 | At least you have some shade. | 1.3578 | 0.05298 | 109 | 74 | 31 | 4 |
1019 | On the bright side, now we can have frozen piña coladas. | 1.3578 | 0.05610 | 109 | 76 | 27 | 6 |
1020 | If I knew you were coming, I would have cleaned up. | 1.3578 | 0.04967 | 109 | 72 | 35 | 2 |
1021 | Whaddya know. Climate change really is a bear. | 1.3577 | 0.05431 | 123 | 87 | 28 | 8 |
1022 | No! It's "what would I do for a Klondike BAR?" | 1.3571 | 0.05793 | 112 | 80 | 24 | 8 |
1023 | Thanks for bringing the ice, I hate warm coconut milk. | 1.3571 | 0.05930 | 112 | 81 | 22 | 9 |
1024 | I know what you mean. This used to be New Zealand. | 1.3571 | 0.05652 | 112 | 79 | 26 | 7 |
1025 | Yes, but it's not always good to go with the floe. | 1.3571 | 0.05652 | 112 | 79 | 26 | 7 |
1026 | Who was your travel agent? | 1.3571 | 0.05793 | 112 | 80 | 24 | 8 |
1027 | No problem. You wanna hang a left at the Bermuda triangle and head north. | 1.3571 | 0.05793 | 112 | 80 | 24 | 8 |
1028 | Just as you ordered: a white Russian on ice. | 1.3566 | 0.05590 | 129 | 94 | 24 | 11 |
1029 | Yeah, I voted for him as well. | 1.3565 | 0.04814 | 115 | 76 | 37 | 2 |
1030 | One of us is gonna have a new menu item | 1.3565 | 0.05268 | 115 | 79 | 31 | 5 |
1031 | Wilson? | 1.3564 | 0.06066 | 101 | 72 | 22 | 7 |
1032 | Please tell me you’re a trick-or-treater. | 1.3564 | 0.06066 | 101 | 72 | 22 | 7 |
1033 | Oh fuck! | 1.3563 | 0.06932 | 87 | 64 | 15 | 8 |
1034 | No mask? | 1.3562 | 0.05301 | 146 | 107 | 26 | 13 |
1035 | It appears that we both have had to do some dreadful things for a Klondike Bar. | 1.3561 | 0.05498 | 132 | 96 | 25 | 11 |
1036 | Well, that ship has sailed. | 1.3559 | 0.05453 | 118 | 83 | 28 | 7 |
1037 | At least yours is permanent | 1.3558 | 0.05620 | 104 | 72 | 27 | 5 |
1038 | do you - um … can you put on a mask, or…? | 1.3556 | 0.04984 | 135 | 94 | 34 | 7 |
1039 | Did you bring proof of vaccination? | 1.3554 | 0.05360 | 121 | 85 | 29 | 7 |
1040 | Here's the deal, one coconut for two ice cubes. | 1.3551 | 0.05018 | 138 | 97 | 33 | 8 |
1041 | You're about eight months late, not to mention I asked Santa for a dog. | 1.3548 | 0.05515 | 124 | 89 | 26 | 9 |
1042 | Long way from home? Me, too. | 1.3548 | 0.05272 | 124 | 87 | 30 | 7 |
1043 | Fancy meeting you here. Guess we're both fucked. | 1.3548 | 0.05861 | 124 | 92 | 20 | 12 |
1044 | Well, you’re bound to be more interesting than a volleyball. | 1.3548 | 0.06422 | 93 | 67 | 19 | 7 |
1045 | Melting or drowning. Either ways it's ending. | 1.3548 | 0.05633 | 124 | 90 | 24 | 10 |
1046 | Hope you brought the cold weather with you! | 1.3548 | 0.05851 | 93 | 64 | 25 | 4 |
1047 | This is not going to end well for one of us! | 1.3545 | 0.06138 | 110 | 81 | 19 | 10 |
1048 | I swear I only use recyclable glass bottles for my SOS messages! | 1.3545 | 0.05716 | 110 | 78 | 25 | 7 |
1049 | No man is an island when you go with the floe. | 1.3543 | 0.05306 | 127 | 90 | 29 | 8 |
1050 | We can’t get any closer, you’re supposed to stay 6 feet away. | 1.3540 | 0.05322 | 113 | 78 | 30 | 5 |
1051 | Better keep moving. I’m still in quarantine. | 1.3540 | 0.05322 | 113 | 78 | 30 | 5 |
1052 | Welcome to Florida. No masks or vaccines required. How cool is that? | 1.3540 | 0.06018 | 113 | 83 | 20 | 10 |
1053 | When cartoon worlds collide. | 1.3540 | 0.06018 | 113 | 83 | 20 | 10 |
1054 | I didn't listen when they were explaining climate change to me. You? | 1.3538 | 0.05222 | 130 | 92 | 30 | 8 |
1055 | Please tell me you're a vegetarian, too. | 1.3534 | 0.05645 | 116 | 83 | 25 | 8 |
1056 | If you ever make it back to civilization, promise me you’ll send my caption to The New Yorker.” | 1.3534 | 0.05905 | 116 | 85 | 21 | 10 |
1057 | Finally, a nice hot meal. | 1.3529 | 0.06331 | 102 | 75 | 18 | 9 |
1058 | Where ya' headed? | 1.3529 | 0.06017 | 102 | 73 | 22 | 7 |
1059 | You got my bottle? | 1.3529 | 0.05545 | 119 | 85 | 26 | 8 |
1060 | I’ve got the coconuts. You’ve got the ice. We can’t be far from the rum… | 1.3529 | 0.04432 | 136 | 98 | 31 | 7 |
1061 | Look at the bright side, maybe the world's getting less polarized. | 1.3525 | 0.05486 | 139 | 103 | 23 | 13 |
1062 | I made millions owning coal mines and oil refineries, but what on earth did you do? | 1.3525 | 0.05693 | 122 | 89 | 23 | 10 |
1063 | Please stay 6ft away, I’m in quarantine | 1.3525 | 0.05693 | 122 | 89 | 23 | 10 |
1064 | You're probably wondering if I have anything to eat. | 1.3524 | 0.06199 | 105 | 77 | 19 | 9 |
1065 | If it's any comfort, that's twice the size of my Manhattan apartment. | 1.3524 | 0.05577 | 105 | 73 | 27 | 5 |
1066 | I think we both need a shave. | 1.3524 | 0.05739 | 105 | 74 | 25 | 6 |
1067 | You’re getting warmer. Still warmer. | 1.3524 | 0.05739 | 105 | 74 | 25 | 6 |
1068 | You're on, Buddy. Let's see which cartoon cliche lasts longer. | 1.3523 | 0.06268 | 88 | 62 | 21 | 5 |
1069 | Did you see Life of Pi? | 1.3519 | 0.05929 | 108 | 78 | 22 | 8 |
1070 | Feeling adrift? | 1.3519 | 0.06215 | 108 | 80 | 18 | 10 |
1071 | Are you new here? | 1.3519 | 0.05630 | 108 | 76 | 26 | 6 |
1072 | You think that’s an inconvenient truth? This is what’s left of Florida. | 1.3519 | 0.05630 | 108 | 76 | 26 | 6 |
1073 | Of course the 1 time my prayer is answered I wasn’t specific enough. Heck, I just wanted a little company for my last meal. | 1.3519 | 0.06074 | 108 | 79 | 20 | 9 |
1074 | Hop over. I’m sure we can both use a hug. | 1.3516 | 0.06127 | 91 | 64 | 22 | 5 |
1075 | Not only fresh drinking water, but a pet! | 1.3516 | 0.06127 | 91 | 64 | 22 | 5 |
1076 | Cheer up. I'm a vegetarian. | 1.3514 | 0.05527 | 111 | 78 | 27 | 6 |
1077 | Dear God: I asked for beer! B. E. E. R. Not bear! | 1.3514 | 0.05955 | 111 | 81 | 21 | 9 |
1078 | What happened to the Navy SEAL who was supposed to rescue me? | 1.3514 | 0.06091 | 111 | 82 | 19 | 10 |
1079 | Does anyone not grasp the irony of this? | 1.3514 | 0.05955 | 111 | 81 | 21 | 9 |
1080 | Might you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3514 | 0.06091 | 111 | 82 | 19 | 10 |
1081 | Finding humor in this situation is as easy as winning the New Yorker Caption contest . | 1.3514 | 0.06354 | 111 | 84 | 15 | 12 |
1082 | I guess you could say we’re polar opposites | 1.3514 | 0.05816 | 111 | 80 | 23 | 8 |
1083 | My island's shrinking because your island is shrinking. | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
1084 | This isn’t what I meant when I begged for bare necessities. | 1.3511 | 0.04898 | 131 | 93 | 31 | 7 |
1085 | You looked better on Tinder | 1.3511 | 0.05189 | 131 | 93 | 30 | 8 |
1086 | It looks like we're no longer polar opposites. | 1.3509 | 0.05570 | 114 | 81 | 26 | 7 |
1087 | What I said was "I would do anything for a Klondike bar!" | 1.3509 | 0.05059 | 114 | 80 | 29 | 5 |
1088 | No seriously man, there are at least 20 seals just 5 miles north of you. Easy picking for a strong bear like you. | 1.3509 | 0.06351 | 114 | 87 | 14 | 13 |
1089 | Thanks for bringing the ice; do you happen to have any scotch whisky? | 1.3509 | 0.05570 | 114 | 81 | 26 | 7 |
1090 | I was really wishing for a dog or a cat. | 1.3509 | 0.05135 | 114 | 78 | 32 | 4 |
1091 | Welcome to the tropical Isle of Manhattan. | 1.3509 | 0.05570 | 114 | 81 | 26 | 7 |
1092 | My first guess would be climate change. After that, I got nothing. | 1.3507 | 0.05428 | 134 | 98 | 25 | 11 |
1093 | Mi casa es su casa | 1.3505 | 0.05684 | 97 | 67 | 26 | 4 |
1094 | I don't know if a single tree counts as 'the woods', but either way I don't want you pooping on my island. | 1.3505 | 0.06880 | 97 | 74 | 12 | 11 |
1095 | Welcome to Florarctica | 1.3504 | 0.05605 | 117 | 84 | 25 | 8 |
1096 | I fell overboard after seven piña coladas. What's your story? | 1.3500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 70 | 25 | 5 |
1097 | Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3500 | 0.05876 | 120 | 89 | 20 | 11 |
1098 | Trade you a banana for some ice? | 1.3500 | 0.05925 | 100 | 71 | 23 | 6 |
1099 | On average, things are just perfect. | 1.3500 | 0.05246 | 120 | 84 | 30 | 6 |
1100 | Welcome to Boulder! | 1.3500 | 0.06093 | 100 | 72 | 21 | 7 |
1101 | On his drifting escapades, the polar bear stops for lunch. | 1.3500 | 0.06093 | 100 | 72 | 21 | 7 |
1102 | 3 degrees of separation | 1.3500 | 0.05632 | 120 | 87 | 24 | 9 |
1103 | Not funny meeting you here. | 1.3500 | 0.06256 | 100 | 73 | 19 | 8 |
1104 | Oh how the tides have turned. | 1.3500 | 0.05925 | 100 | 71 | 23 | 6 |
1105 | Can you break me off a piece? | 1.3495 | 0.05468 | 103 | 71 | 28 | 4 |
1106 | Is it too late to apologize for driving a hummer? | 1.3495 | 0.06125 | 103 | 75 | 20 | 8 |
1107 | I guess the grass is always greener, eh? | 1.3495 | 0.05640 | 103 | 72 | 26 | 5 |
1108 | I was just standing on a continent. | 1.3491 | 0.05369 | 106 | 73 | 29 | 4 |
1109 | If you'd read the same posts that the palm tree has been forwarding to me, you'd understand that "climate change" is just another liberal hoax. | 1.3491 | 0.06435 | 106 | 80 | 15 | 11 |
1110 | Sorry, no seals left on this island... | 1.3486 | 0.05587 | 109 | 77 | 26 | 6 |
1111 | If I hope you're a hallucination, does that mean I don't believe in climate science? | 1.3486 | 0.05738 | 109 | 78 | 24 | 7 |
1112 | Sorry, I'm honestly more of a Pepsi guy. | 1.3486 | 0.05587 | 109 | 77 | 26 | 6 |
1113 | I don’t think this is what my dating app meant by “polar opposites attract”. | 1.3486 | 0.05194 | 109 | 82 | 19 | 8 |
1114 | I hope you’ve got a thorn in your paw. | 1.3485 | 0.05482 | 132 | 97 | 24 | 11 |
1115 | At least yours doesn't shrink. | 1.3485 | 0.04808 | 132 | 91 | 36 | 5 |
1116 | Hot enough for you? | 1.3482 | 0.05027 | 112 | 76 | 33 | 3 |
1117 | As the last Hawaiian I welcome the North Pole. | 1.3482 | 0.05772 | 112 | 81 | 23 | 8 |
1118 | My advice, just go with the floe. | 1.3482 | 0.05486 | 112 | 79 | 27 | 6 |
1119 | You don't have a Coke by chance? | 1.3478 | 0.06454 | 92 | 67 | 18 | 7 |
1120 | Sure,come on over for lunch. | 1.3478 | 0.06072 | 92 | 65 | 22 | 5 |
1121 | Excuse me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3478 | 0.05390 | 115 | 81 | 28 | 6 |
1122 | Sorry, we're closed on Mondays. | 1.3478 | 0.05929 | 115 | 85 | 20 | 10 |
1123 | I’m not a climate scientist but… | 1.3478 | 0.05390 | 115 | 81 | 28 | 6 |
1124 | Welcome to Key West. | 1.3475 | 0.05433 | 118 | 84 | 27 | 7 |
1125 | God, please don't take this the wrong way, but when I prayed for a cold one... | 1.3475 | 0.05943 | 118 | 88 | 19 | 11 |
1126 | Lonely | 1.3475 | 0.05298 | 118 | 83 | 29 | 6 |
1127 | Hook a left at Cape Horn. When you start seeing penquins you'll know you're getting close. | 1.3474 | 0.05751 | 95 | 66 | 25 | 4 |
1128 | I already have other dinner plans, but thanks for the invite. | 1.3471 | 0.05077 | 121 | 84 | 32 | 5 |
1129 | Sorry, but I drank all the Coca-Cola already. | 1.3471 | 0.05469 | 121 | 87 | 26 | 8 |
1130 | I think one of us is in the wrong cartoon. | 1.3471 | 0.04939 | 121 | 83 | 34 | 4 |
1131 | I'm glad you were able to break away. | 1.3471 | 0.05211 | 121 | 85 | 30 | 6 |
1132 | No danger here- I'm vaccinated! | 1.3469 | 0.06171 | 98 | 71 | 20 | 7 |
1133 | I'm here by choice. You? | 1.3469 | 0.06171 | 98 | 71 | 20 | 7 |
1134 | I hope you understand that my clapping at your arrival does not make me a seal. | 1.3469 | 0.05998 | 98 | 70 | 22 | 6 |
1135 | At least you can swim home. | 1.3468 | 0.05497 | 124 | 90 | 25 | 9 |
1136 | One of us doesn’t deserve to be here… | 1.3465 | 0.05347 | 101 | 69 | 29 | 3 |
1137 | Have you any Grey Poupon?? | 1.3465 | 0.05347 | 101 | 69 | 29 | 3 |
1138 | Amazon must have misunderstood; I said SOLAR FLARE.” 😜✌ | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1139 | Yes, it’s been unseasonably warm here too. | 1.3462 | 0.05760 | 104 | 74 | 24 | 6 |
1140 | The note said "Ice cold beer" | 1.3462 | 0.06075 | 104 | 76 | 20 | 8 |
1141 | Welcome to Florida's high point | 1.3462 | 0.05760 | 104 | 74 | 24 | 6 |
1142 | I don't know what happened, we just drifted apart 🤷 | 1.3462 | 0.05920 | 104 | 75 | 22 | 7 |
1143 | 'Hey, you got any of the bare necessities you can share with me?' | 1.3459 | 0.05011 | 133 | 94 | 32 | 7 |
1144 | I feel like we are drifting apart because we’re such polar opposites.” | 1.3458 | 0.06243 | 107 | 80 | 17 | 10 |
1145 | Makes me want to rethink that donation to the World Wildlife Fund. | 1.3458 | 0.05329 | 107 | 74 | 29 | 4 |
1146 | You know coconuts taste just like seals. | 1.3458 | 0.05954 | 107 | 78 | 21 | 8 |
1147 | We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty. | 1.3458 | 0.05650 | 107 | 76 | 25 | 6 |
1148 | Mind the Gap. | 1.3458 | 0.05650 | 107 | 76 | 25 | 6 |
1149 | At least we don’t need masks. | 1.3455 | 0.05546 | 110 | 78 | 26 | 6 |
1150 | Hey, 6 feet distancing is still in effect! | 1.3455 | 0.05546 | 110 | 78 | 26 | 6 |
1151 | Don't give me that look. It wasn't my carbon footprint. | 1.3455 | 0.06118 | 110 | 82 | 18 | 10 |
1152 | Hey look a human, I thought those were extinct. | 1.3455 | 0.05839 | 110 | 80 | 22 | 8 |
1153 | You aren’t going to like it here. The heat is unbearable. | 1.3451 | 0.05729 | 113 | 82 | 23 | 8 |
1154 | I hate to be the bear of bad news | 1.3451 | 0.05446 | 113 | 80 | 27 | 6 |
1155 | I promise no to eat you. What about you? | 1.3451 | 0.04798 | 142 | 100 | 35 | 7 |
1156 | OH, THANK GOODNESS YOU MADE IT!!! . . . . WHAT A GREAT RESCUE SERVICE!". . . | 1.3448 | 0.04516 | 116 | 84 | 27 | 5 |
1157 | Uber Eats has messed up my order for the last time. | 1.3448 | 0.06296 | 87 | 62 | 20 | 5 |
1158 | Got any cool books? | 1.3445 | 0.06019 | 119 | 90 | 17 | 12 |
1159 | Well I guess we're both endangered species now... | 1.3445 | 0.05395 | 119 | 85 | 27 | 7 |
1160 | Global warming is kicking both are asses. | 1.3444 | 0.05510 | 90 | 61 | 27 | 2 |
1161 | Glad you could make it. | 1.3444 | 0.06050 | 90 | 66 | 18 | 6 |
1162 | Welcome to The North-South Global Climate Summit! | 1.3443 | 0.04622 | 122 | 92 | 22 | 8 |
1163 | Unvaccinated? Yeah, me too. | 1.3441 | 0.07251 | 93 | 73 | 8 | 12 |
1164 | Are you single? | 1.3438 | 0.04890 | 128 | 89 | 34 | 5 |
1165 | Does yours have WiFi? | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1166 | At least you are going places. | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
1167 | Bear tender, can I get some ice? | 1.3434 | 0.05682 | 99 | 72 | 21 | 6 |
1168 | I hope you are a vegan. | 1.3434 | 0.05772 | 99 | 70 | 24 | 5 |
1169 | How about cocktails at 6 pm? You bring the ice. | 1.3434 | 0.05772 | 99 | 70 | 24 | 5 |
1170 | I can relate. | 1.3433 | 0.05092 | 134 | 96 | 30 | 8 |
1171 | You should've gone left at Greenland. | 1.3431 | 0.05659 | 102 | 72 | 25 | 5 |
1172 | I was feeling sorry for myself, but now I just feel overwhelming guilt. | 1.3431 | 0.05659 | 102 | 72 | 25 | 5 |
1173 | So I guess both our lottery prizes have been disappointing | 1.3429 | 0.05211 | 105 | 72 | 30 | 3 |
1174 | You probably recognize me from my Netflix special. | 1.3429 | 0.05552 | 105 | 74 | 26 | 5 |
1175 | Do you want me to come over there and give you a bear hug? | 1.3429 | 0.05872 | 105 | 76 | 22 | 7 |
1176 | No caption needed. | 1.3426 | 0.05759 | 108 | 78 | 23 | 7 |
1177 | You're just in time for lunch. | 1.3426 | 0.06052 | 108 | 80 | 19 | 9 |
1178 | Who would have thought getting stranded was just the tip of the iceberg. | 1.3426 | 0.05529 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1179 | I was looking for a coke myself. | 1.3426 | 0.05907 | 108 | 79 | 21 | 8 |
1180 | This used to be a beach front property. What’s your story? | 1.3423 | 0.06070 | 111 | 83 | 18 | 10 |
1181 | I hope you brought a deck of cards. | 1.3423 | 0.06070 | 111 | 83 | 18 | 10 |
1182 | Dr Livingston, I presume | 1.3423 | 0.06070 | 111 | 83 | 18 | 10 |
1183 | Got any lunch plans? | 1.3423 | 0.05651 | 111 | 80 | 24 | 7 |
1184 | You don’t need your winter coat | 1.3423 | 0.05198 | 111 | 77 | 30 | 4 |
1185 | Hmmm, I can't remember, can polar bears climb? | 1.3421 | 0.05407 | 114 | 81 | 27 | 6 |
1186 | Herman was expecting an ice cold beer... not an ice cold bear... | 1.3421 | 0.05407 | 114 | 81 | 27 | 6 |
1187 | Hey, do you have a charger? | 1.3419 | 0.05715 | 117 | 86 | 22 | 9 |
1188 | I said, "....a cold BEER" !!! | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
1189 | Do you think we’re at least 6 feet apart? | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1190 | The HOA bylaws won't allow it | 1.3415 | 0.05269 | 123 | 88 | 28 | 7 |
1191 | Don’t blame me. My carbon footprint is very small. | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1192 | Looks like we both need a balanced diet. How about this - for every fish you catch and give me, I'll give you two coconuts. Deal? | 1.3413 | 0.04933 | 126 | 88 | 33 | 5 |
1193 | North or South Pole? | 1.3412 | 0.06385 | 85 | 61 | 19 | 5 |
1194 | Ever seen Lost? | 1.3409 | 0.06236 | 88 | 63 | 20 | 5 |
1195 | Chill, dude. Just go with the floe. | 1.3409 | 0.06442 | 88 | 64 | 18 | 6 |
1196 | It's not the heat, it's the morbidity. | 1.3407 | 0.06670 | 91 | 68 | 15 | 8 |
1197 | I'm sorry, we're just polar opposites. | 1.3407 | 0.06096 | 91 | 65 | 21 | 5 |
1198 | By any chance, you haven't you seen a ball named Wilson ... | 1.3402 | 0.06369 | 97 | 72 | 17 | 8 |
1199 | Miami's fine. How's the North Pole? | 1.3400 | 0.05898 | 100 | 72 | 22 | 6 |
1200 | Are you looking for consolation or your next meal...or both? | 1.3398 | 0.05943 | 103 | 75 | 21 | 7 |
1201 | What are my choices? | 1.3398 | 0.05441 | 103 | 72 | 27 | 4 |
1202 | Hate to tell you, this is Greenland. | 1.3398 | 0.05614 | 103 | 73 | 25 | 5 |
1203 | But the Paris Climate Agreement lacked any enforcement mechanism. | 1.3396 | 0.05343 | 106 | 74 | 28 | 4 |
1204 | and I thought I was bi-polar! | 1.3396 | 0.05669 | 106 | 76 | 24 | 6 |
1205 | Well, this is unlikely. | 1.3396 | 0.04622 | 106 | 75 | 28 | 3 |
1206 | Yes, I have the rum. Did you bring the Coke? | 1.3396 | 0.05509 | 106 | 75 | 26 | 5 |
1207 | As their eyes met, John was relieved to know his two years of self-isolation was finally coming to an end. | 1.3394 | 0.06144 | 109 | 82 | 17 | 10 |
1208 | No man is an island and no man on an island wants to be lunch. | 1.3393 | 0.05463 | 112 | 80 | 26 | 6 |
1209 | Apologies on behalf of my fellow human beings. | 1.3393 | 0.05238 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1210 | On the plus side, there's a great view of that rich guy's rocketship. | 1.3393 | 0.05888 | 112 | 83 | 20 | 9 |
1211 | Dude, your GPS sucks. | 1.3393 | 0.05314 | 112 | 79 | 28 | 5 |
1212 | How was the trip? | 1.3393 | 0.05463 | 112 | 80 | 26 | 6 |
1213 | Another snowflake whining about ‘climate change’ | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1214 | This weather is something else...it's either too hot or too cold. | 1.3390 | 0.05412 | 118 | 85 | 26 | 7 |
1215 | You ordered ice for your piña colada | 1.3390 | 0.04995 | 118 | 82 | 32 | 4 |
1216 | Yours is prone to shrinkage too? | 1.3390 | 0.05412 | 118 | 85 | 26 | 7 |
1217 | Don't look at me. This is an impact-free lifestyle. | 1.3390 | 0.05138 | 118 | 83 | 30 | 5 |
1218 | I should have been more specific. I wanted lunch, not to BE lunch. | 1.3388 | 0.05190 | 121 | 86 | 29 | 6 |
1219 | Oh, so this is all my fault now? | 1.3388 | 0.05321 | 121 | 87 | 27 | 7 |
1220 | if I’d been more concerned about emissions and less about those air miles neither of us would be here | 1.3388 | 0.05055 | 121 | 85 | 31 | 5 |
1221 | You think you have it hard? I’m in Maine!!!!! . | 1.3388 | 0.05321 | 121 | 87 | 27 | 7 |
1222 | So neither of us believed in Climate Change. Now what? | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1223 | You've arrived at a good time. The forest fires haven't begun yet. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1224 | You know God, on second thought , I’m actually just fine being alone. | 1.3382 | 0.05137 | 136 | 99 | 28 | 9 |
1225 | You’re headed the right direction,but no, this isn’t Antarctica. | 1.3380 | 0.04568 | 142 | 99 | 38 | 5 |
1226 | Yeh, global warming is a bitch | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
1227 | I'm hungry. | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
1228 | Wilson sent me. | 1.3371 | 0.06578 | 89 | 66 | 16 | 7 |
1229 | Another piece of inadmissible anecdotal evidence. | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
1230 | Just go with the floe, bro. | 1.3370 | 0.06424 | 92 | 68 | 17 | 7 |
1231 | Some cartoons are so hilarious/tragic that a caption is superfluous. | 1.3370 | 0.05840 | 92 | 65 | 23 | 4 |
1232 | Are you lost, too? | 1.3370 | 0.06236 | 92 | 67 | 19 | 6 |
1233 | Coconuts, no limes | 1.3370 | 0.05632 | 92 | 64 | 25 | 3 |
1234 | If you snore, we're in trouble. | 1.3370 | 0.06608 | 92 | 69 | 15 | 8 |
1235 | Don't blame me, I walk to work. | 1.3368 | 0.05521 | 95 | 66 | 26 | 3 |
1236 | Bear: Do you believe that climate change isn’t a hoax yet? | 1.3368 | 0.06099 | 95 | 69 | 20 | 6 |
1237 | I guess we have already broke the ice. | 1.3368 | 0.05208 | 95 | 67 | 25 | 3 |
1238 | Is Pepsi okay? | 1.3367 | 0.05013 | 98 | 71 | 23 | 4 |
1239 | At current rates, yours will be melted not long after I'm gone | 1.3367 | 0.05971 | 98 | 71 | 21 | 6 |
1240 | Hi, I'm Waldo. They forgot about me too. | 1.3367 | 0.05219 | 98 | 67 | 29 | 2 |
1241 | Beer! I said I wish I had a beer! | 1.3367 | 0.05792 | 98 | 70 | 23 | 5 |
1242 | I guess polar opposites do attract. | 1.3367 | 0.05607 | 98 | 69 | 25 | 4 |
1243 | And I’m just guessing you might be hungry. | 1.3366 | 0.05317 | 101 | 70 | 28 | 3 |
1244 | Global warming is bringing us uncomfortably closer together. | 1.3365 | 0.05223 | 104 | 72 | 29 | 3 |
1245 | Yes im just the tip and you must be Waldo ! | 1.3365 | 0.06051 | 104 | 77 | 19 | 8 |
1246 | Long time, all sea. | 1.3365 | 0.05399 | 104 | 73 | 27 | 4 |
1247 | Have you seen Wilson? | 1.3365 | 0.05734 | 104 | 75 | 23 | 6 |
1248 | No, no. I said I wanted an iced capp. | 1.3365 | 0.05734 | 104 | 75 | 23 | 6 |
1249 | Do they even know if we exist ? | 1.3365 | 0.05399 | 104 | 73 | 27 | 4 |
1250 | Yes of course, I'd be pleased to have you for dinner. | 1.3364 | 0.05780 | 107 | 78 | 22 | 7 |
1251 | Well pal, I figure they’ll both disappear around the same time | 1.3364 | 0.05302 | 107 | 75 | 28 | 4 |
1252 | Do you want to know a convenient lie? | 1.3364 | 0.05302 | 107 | 75 | 28 | 4 |
1253 | Would you trade me a piece of ice for something besides me? | 1.3364 | 0.05211 | 110 | 77 | 29 | 4 |
1254 | Did you bring a volleyball? | 1.3364 | 0.05522 | 110 | 79 | 25 | 6 |
1255 | I thought the meeting was at 10. | 1.3364 | 0.05816 | 110 | 81 | 21 | 8 |
1256 | So you’re a Marie Kondo fan too? | 1.3364 | 0.05368 | 110 | 78 | 27 | 5 |
1257 | Let me guess, no bear is an island too? | 1.3364 | 0.05368 | 110 | 78 | 27 | 5 |
1258 | I’m guessing this isn’t Fantasy Island? | 1.3362 | 0.05604 | 116 | 85 | 23 | 8 |
1259 | This isn't going to end well. | 1.3362 | 0.05604 | 116 | 85 | 23 | 8 |
1260 | So much for white privilege... | 1.3362 | 0.05604 | 116 | 85 | 23 | 8 |
1261 | Now you see how I feel | 1.3361 | 0.05240 | 119 | 85 | 28 | 6 |
1262 | I’m pretty sure it’s spelt “ice-olated” | 1.3361 | 0.05102 | 119 | 84 | 30 | 5 |
1263 | I know, I know. This used to be a continent! | 1.3359 | 0.05153 | 131 | 95 | 28 | 8 |
1264 | I can see the North Pole from here. | 1.3333 | 0.06126 | 102 | 76 | 18 | 8 |
1265 | Climate change is a liberal hoax. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1266 | Polar opposites...about to be bipolar...soon to be monopole. | 1.3333 | 0.05861 | 96 | 69 | 22 | 5 |
1267 | Our islands are getting smaller for the same reason. | 1.3333 | 0.05526 | 114 | 83 | 24 | 7 |
1268 | Wanna trade nightmares? | 1.3333 | 0.05581 | 108 | 78 | 24 | 6 |
1269 | FOOD | 1.3333 | 0.05932 | 114 | 86 | 18 | 10 |
1270 | Sometimes you just gotta go with the floe man. | 1.3333 | 0.05563 | 117 | 86 | 23 | 8 |
1271 | My time share's up already? | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1272 | Yes, I get your drift. | 1.3333 | 0.05372 | 99 | 69 | 27 | 3 |
1273 | Will you marry me? | 1.3333 | 0.05861 | 96 | 69 | 22 | 5 |
1274 | Please tell me you have a Coke. | 1.3333 | 0.06675 | 87 | 65 | 15 | 7 |
1275 | I guess due to climate change you are now a food source. | 1.3333 | 0.06398 | 96 | 72 | 16 | 8 |
1276 | There you are! Al Gore said to expect you. | 1.3333 | 0.06152 | 105 | 79 | 17 | 9 |
1277 | Hmm...either you're driftng south or I'm drifting north. | 1.3333 | 0.05357 | 105 | 74 | 27 | 4 |
1278 | Climate change? | 1.3333 | 0.06321 | 90 | 66 | 18 | 6 |
1279 | No. I´d rather stay here | 1.3333 | 0.05357 | 105 | 74 | 27 | 4 |
1280 | Welcome to Iowa. Where are you from? | 1.3333 | 0.05444 | 84 | 57 | 26 | 1 |
1281 | My mom used to say there will always be someone that has it worse, but I didn't believe it until now. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1282 | Now that you've brought the ice, the party can really get started. | 1.3333 | 0.05357 | 105 | 74 | 27 | 4 |
1283 | So you think you can just float in here on your white privilege? | 1.3333 | 0.06567 | 96 | 73 | 14 | 9 |
1284 | You single? | 1.3333 | 0.05631 | 102 | 73 | 24 | 5 |
1285 | We'll get along just fine. I'm bi-polar myself. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1286 | Hope you’ve eaten already.” | 1.3333 | 0.05475 | 96 | 67 | 26 | 3 |
1287 | I thought the end of days would be more exciting than this. | 1.3333 | 0.05275 | 102 | 71 | 28 | 3 |
1288 | I know the feeling. I'm standing on top of Long Island. | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
1289 | You’re getting too close without wearing a mask. | 1.3333 | 0.05847 | 105 | 77 | 21 | 7 |
1290 | Did you bring the Klondike Bars? | 1.3333 | 0.05861 | 96 | 69 | 22 | 5 |
1291 | Did you say we're all in this together? | 1.3333 | 0.05702 | 84 | 58 | 24 | 2 |
1292 | Yes! I could use some shaved ice for tonight’s pina coladas. | 1.3333 | 0.05664 | 114 | 84 | 22 | 8 |
1293 | Somehow, these desert-island cartoons just aren’t that funny anymore. | 1.3333 | 0.05920 | 99 | 72 | 21 | 6 |
1294 | I'm not sure which one of us is at more of a disadvantage here" | 1.3333 | 0.05237 | 114 | 81 | 28 | 5 |
1295 | Yours is bigger but I have a palm tree and a small private beach. | 1.3333 | 0.05455 | 114 | 85 | 21 | 8 |
1296 | Until now, I thought irony was my best friend. | 1.3333 | 0.05177 | 99 | 68 | 29 | 2 |
1297 | Got any Grey Poupon? | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
1298 | Well, we’ve come a long way | 1.3333 | 0.05262 | 108 | 76 | 28 | 4 |
1299 | So, were both in time-out. What did YOU post? | 1.3333 | 0.06321 | 90 | 66 | 18 | 6 |
1300 | It’s not really the heat that bothers me, it’s the humidity | 1.3333 | 0.05631 | 102 | 73 | 24 | 5 |
1301 | Same boat huh | 1.3333 | 0.05819 | 87 | 61 | 23 | 3 |
1302 | Oh don’t act like you didn’t get us both here in the first place | 1.3333 | 0.05275 | 99 | 71 | 24 | 4 |
1303 | I'll trade you a Coke for some coconuts. | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1304 | Ever get that feeling you’re in a New Yorker caption contest cartoon? | 1.3333 | 0.06091 | 99 | 73 | 19 | 7 |
1305 | Can I call you Friday? | 1.3333 | 0.05456 | 102 | 72 | 26 | 4 |
1306 | You ever see An Inconvenient Truth? | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
1307 | Well, we meet sooner than I would have thought. | 1.3333 | 0.06334 | 81 | 58 | 19 | 4 |
1308 | I've always been fairly independent, but I'm open to discussing collaboration | 1.3333 | 0.05883 | 108 | 80 | 20 | 8 |
1309 | Trade you a coconut for a piece of ice." | 1.3308 | 0.04931 | 130 | 93 | 31 | 6 |
1310 | Spell check again. Can't even order a Klondike Bar without instant messaging in a bottle screwing it up. | 1.3307 | 0.05483 | 127 | 95 | 22 | 10 |
1311 | I prayed for an iceberg. Not an iced bear | 1.3305 | 0.05652 | 118 | 88 | 21 | 9 |
1312 | Well,I hope you like coconuts! | 1.3305 | 0.04823 | 118 | 82 | 33 | 3 |
1313 | It's not much, but I have mix tape you can listen to. | 1.3305 | 0.05114 | 118 | 84 | 29 | 5 |
1314 | Sorry, no. There’s nothing left to eat here. | 1.3305 | 0.04897 | 118 | 90 | 20 | 8 |
1315 | You're here to take care of the penguin problem? | 1.3304 | 0.05622 | 115 | 85 | 22 | 8 |
1316 | Just so you know, we're strictly pescetarian on this island. | 1.3304 | 0.05344 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
1317 | You're not Wilson. | 1.3304 | 0.05200 | 115 | 82 | 28 | 5 |
1318 | Prime delivery cost a little extra out here. | 1.3304 | 0.05200 | 115 | 82 | 28 | 5 |
1319 | What are the chances we could swim to Mars? | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1320 | Yea, couldn't afford a space ticket either | 1.3304 | 0.04976 | 112 | 78 | 31 | 3 |
1321 | I think this one doesn't need a caption | 1.3304 | 0.05866 | 112 | 84 | 19 | 9 |
1322 | I thought I couldn't bear to be alone. | 1.3303 | 0.05383 | 109 | 78 | 26 | 5 |
1323 | Wow. Nice to see you. How did you get yours to move? | 1.3303 | 0.05538 | 109 | 79 | 24 | 6 |
1324 | Did you know a fish diet is rich in omega-3 fatty acids? And it can reduce your risk of heart disease, type 2 diabetes, arthritis, cancer... | 1.3303 | 0.06121 | 109 | 83 | 16 | 10 |
1325 | And this is just the tip of the iceberg | 1.3303 | 0.05383 | 109 | 78 | 26 | 5 |
1326 | Should we set some ground rules? | 1.3303 | 0.05837 | 109 | 81 | 20 | 8 |
1327 | My internet is down. Are you still a hoax? | 1.3302 | 0.05643 | 106 | 77 | 23 | 6 |
1328 | Come here often? | 1.3302 | 0.05643 | 106 | 77 | 23 | 6 |
1329 | When did you discover climate change was real? | 1.3302 | 0.05482 | 106 | 76 | 25 | 5 |
1330 | I’d be happy to trade coconuts for ice | 1.3302 | 0.05800 | 106 | 78 | 21 | 7 |
1331 | And just like that | 1.3302 | 0.05800 | 106 | 78 | 21 | 7 |
1332 | Starvation? Dehydration? Nobody ever talks about the bear attacks. | 1.3302 | 0.05953 | 106 | 79 | 19 | 8 |
1333 | It would never work out. We're both going to get hungry, and then what? | 1.3301 | 0.05586 | 103 | 74 | 24 | 5 |
1334 | Before you eat me, bear dude, I just want you to know: I used all the right light bulbs, I drove a Tesla...I...I believed in science. Bear dude, please. | 1.3301 | 0.05412 | 103 | 73 | 26 | 4 |
1335 | Yeah, but at least you're still getting around. | 1.3301 | 0.04953 | 103 | 73 | 27 | 3 |
1336 | Trump tried to shut you up too, huh? | 1.3301 | 0.05917 | 103 | 76 | 20 | 7 |
1337 | Rodney is about to learn how survival of the fittest plays out. | 1.3301 | 0.05412 | 103 | 73 | 26 | 4 |
1338 | Well, Gilligan and the others were OK however Mary Ann and Ginger made life quite bareable. Pardon the pun. | 1.3301 | 0.05586 | 103 | 74 | 24 | 5 |
1339 | At least people mourned you. | 1.3301 | 0.05412 | 103 | 73 | 26 | 4 |
1340 | You wanna be Adam or do you prefer Eve? | 1.3301 | 0.06381 | 103 | 79 | 14 | 10 |
1341 | Finally, my order for ice is being delivered. | 1.3301 | 0.05586 | 103 | 74 | 24 | 5 |
1342 | I hope you’re here to bring me a Coke. | 1.3300 | 0.05695 | 100 | 72 | 23 | 5 |
1343 | I hope he doesn't lecture me on climate change. | 1.3300 | 0.05695 | 100 | 72 | 23 | 5 |
1344 | I, um, think it’s important that we acknowledge some common ground here. | 1.3300 | 0.06365 | 100 | 76 | 15 | 9 |
1345 | I THINK I'LL NAME YOU 'WILSON' | 1.3300 | 0.05695 | 100 | 72 | 23 | 5 |
1346 | When the cameras are on, make it look like you're pondering your existence. They love that. | 1.3299 | 0.05227 | 97 | 67 | 28 | 2 |
1347 | Islands in the sea, that is what we are | 1.3299 | 0.05623 | 97 | 69 | 24 | 4 |
1348 | What global warming? | 1.3298 | 0.05637 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
1349 | Here on vacation? | 1.3298 | 0.05737 | 94 | 67 | 23 | 4 |
1350 | I'd like a snowcone please. | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1351 | You didn't happen to see a volleyball out there, did you? | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1352 | Did you see my movie “An Inconvenient Truth”? | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
1353 | Okay, now I'm depressed. | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1354 | So you just go with the floe? | 1.3295 | 0.05765 | 88 | 62 | 23 | 3 |
1355 | Sorry about the mess, I wasn’t expecting visitors. | 1.3295 | 0.06409 | 88 | 65 | 17 | 6 |
1356 | What doesn't eat me... Makes me stronger ? | 1.3295 | 0.05765 | 88 | 62 | 23 | 3 |
1357 | Global warming is a hoax, you are an illusion and besides there are only enough coconuts for me. | 1.3295 | 0.06804 | 88 | 67 | 13 | 8 |
1358 | Me? Nothin’ much. Just chillin. | 1.3295 | 0.05765 | 88 | 62 | 23 | 3 |
1359 | Sorry pal, I’ve got my own housing problems. | 1.3293 | 0.05770 | 82 | 57 | 23 | 2 |
1360 | Get in line, pal | 1.3289 | 0.06037 | 76 | 53 | 21 | 2 |
1361 | So, what are the five books you brought? | 1.3281 | 0.05216 | 128 | 94 | 26 | 8 |
1362 | Do you really not have a minute to talk about the environment, Dan? | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
1363 | are you on vacation too? | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
1364 | So now I gotta deal with the reality of climate change, too? | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1365 | Don't worry, I'm capturing carbon with this tree. | 1.3274 | 0.05250 | 113 | 81 | 27 | 5 |
1366 | I know it's hot, but you have to go with the floe. | 1.3274 | 0.05684 | 113 | 84 | 21 | 8 |
1367 | Don’t worry about your looks, Bob. You still look good enough to eat. | 1.3274 | 0.05250 | 113 | 81 | 27 | 5 |
1368 | Table scraps would be fine. | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1369 | Dang! I ordered a cold beer ! | 1.3273 | 0.05934 | 110 | 83 | 18 | 9 |
1370 | Ed knew it was a mirage, but the thought of sinking his teeth into a bear claw was overwhelming. | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1371 | I think we can both agree that I’m the victim here. | 1.3273 | 0.05184 | 110 | 78 | 28 | 4 |
1372 | Hey! are you a Snowbird? | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
1373 | Guess you are drifting away, mind giving me a lift? | 1.3271 | 0.04929 | 107 | 74 | 31 | 2 |
1374 | Castaways | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
1375 | You must be da Vinci, 'cause I'm your Last Supper! | 1.3269 | 0.05868 | 104 | 77 | 20 | 7 |
1376 | Stranded or trapped? | 1.3269 | 0.05541 | 104 | 75 | 24 | 5 |
1377 | Trade ya a fish for a coconut? | 1.3267 | 0.06310 | 101 | 77 | 15 | 9 |
1378 | 2022: I guess it's just us now | 1.3267 | 0.05648 | 101 | 73 | 23 | 5 |
1379 | You on vacation too? | 1.3265 | 0.05384 | 98 | 69 | 26 | 3 |
1380 | One of us is out of place! | 1.3265 | 0.06115 | 98 | 73 | 18 | 7 |
1381 | I suppose you're tired of hearing the global warming jokes. | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
1382 | I know the feeling. | 1.3263 | 0.05487 | 95 | 67 | 25 | 3 |
1383 | Who would have thought this ten years ago? The last polar ice cap meets the last land above sea level! | 1.3263 | 0.06068 | 95 | 70 | 19 | 6 |
1384 | You are new around here, aren't you? | 1.3263 | 0.06068 | 95 | 70 | 19 | 6 |
1385 | I know the Arctic is melting but this is ridculous. | 1.3263 | 0.05687 | 95 | 68 | 23 | 4 |
1386 | Sorry. There's nothing to eat. | 1.3263 | 0.06250 | 95 | 71 | 17 | 7 |
1387 | Ice!" "Food! | 1.3263 | 0.06250 | 95 | 71 | 17 | 7 |
1388 | Finally AC | 1.3263 | 0.05487 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1389 | Don't worry. I was a Cub Scout. I got this! | 1.3263 | 0.06427 | 95 | 72 | 15 | 8 |
1390 | Listen, it’s not my carbon footprint. | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
1391 | The End | 1.3263 | 0.06250 | 95 | 71 | 17 | 7 |
1392 | I’m new here. Are you edible? | 1.3263 | 0.06250 | 95 | 71 | 17 | 7 |
1393 | Let me guess- quarantine? | 1.3263 | 0.06427 | 95 | 72 | 15 | 8 |
1394 | Huh, suddenly the plight of the polar bear is so much more relatable | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
1395 | At least you can swim. Climate change caught me totally unprepared. | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1396 | Damn, I guess I’m not the only one having a bipolar meltdown” | 1.3261 | 0.07267 | 92 | 74 | 6 | 12 |
1397 | So one of us is a castaway and one of us is food | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
1398 | Can I have just a bite from a part that's still white? | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1399 | I’m doing my part to reduce my carbon footprint, buddy. | 1.3253 | 0.05965 | 83 | 59 | 21 | 3 |
1400 | Got a Klondike bar? | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1401 | you got here faster than I thought | 1.3250 | 0.05571 | 120 | 90 | 21 | 9 |
1402 | Yeoh, I know. me too. | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1403 | For being polar opposites our situations are actually quite similar. | 1.3246 | 0.05777 | 114 | 86 | 19 | 9 |
1404 | Global warming must be worse than we both thought. | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1405 | Any chance you’re with the Coast Guard? | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
1406 | Probably shouldn't have eaten that seal... | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
1407 | Are you a pescatarian? | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1408 | What I've learned is to go with with the floe. | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 7 |
1409 | You've just got to try these coconuts! | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
1410 | Don’t worry. It’s a hoax. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
1411 | And so, at last, it has come to this. | 1.3238 | 0.05063 | 105 | 81 | 17 | 7 |
1412 | We got some ‘splaining to do… | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1413 | Company, at last! | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
1414 | Did you see any cruise ships on your way down? | 1.3235 | 0.05601 | 102 | 74 | 23 | 5 |
1415 | You vaccinated> | 1.3233 | 0.05288 | 133 | 100 | 23 | 10 |
1416 | Before you decide to eat me, let me just point out that the effect of meat consumption on climate change is actually part of what caused your problem in the first place. | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
1417 | Where are the Cokes? | 1.3232 | 0.06062 | 99 | 74 | 18 | 7 |
1418 | That coconut must have hit me on the head pretty hard | 1.3232 | 0.06062 | 99 | 74 | 18 | 7 |
1419 | No, I wasn’t shipwrecked. I denied global warming, the effectiveness of the Covid vaccine and the 2020 election results. I am now King of the United State of Doug. | 1.3229 | 0.06866 | 96 | 76 | 9 | 11 |
1420 | Not the paradise you’d expected, I wager. | 1.3229 | 0.06014 | 96 | 71 | 19 | 6 |
1421 | And the one still afloat gets to eat the one who sinks… | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1422 | hey,I'm depressed about climate change,too,but you gotta get off your fat ass and catch us a seal! | 1.3229 | 0.06014 | 96 | 71 | 19 | 6 |
1423 | I just went with the floe. | 1.3229 | 0.06194 | 96 | 72 | 17 | 7 |
1424 | Order of food chain? | 1.3228 | 0.04525 | 127 | 91 | 32 | 4 |
1425 | We’ve been trying to reach you to talk about your car’s extended warranty. | 1.3226 | 0.06334 | 93 | 70 | 16 | 7 |
1426 | Al Gore was right | 1.3226 | 0.06334 | 93 | 70 | 16 | 7 |
1427 | I know the ice caps are melting. This is Nevada. | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
1428 | When metaphor met cliche . . . | 1.3223 | 0.05406 | 121 | 90 | 23 | 8 |
1429 | Killer Zoom background. | 1.3223 | 0.05532 | 121 | 91 | 21 | 9 |
1430 | Nice ride. | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1431 | Sorry, no seals, but I’ll swap a coconut for some ice. | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1432 | Welcome to the Amazon rainforest | 1.3222 | 0.06286 | 90 | 67 | 17 | 6 |
1433 | I'll trade you a chunk of that ice for an arm. | 1.3220 | 0.05500 | 118 | 88 | 22 | 8 |
1434 | Mind if I hop on board fella, kind of go with the floe | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1435 | I guess no bear is an island either... | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1436 | I have coconut. You have ice. All we need is rum and a blender. | 1.3218 | 0.05543 | 87 | 61 | 24 | 2 |
1437 | Fish and coconuts. What do you have to eat? | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1438 | Stop complaining, I haven’t eaten anything in weeks either. | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1439 | We're doomed either way | 1.3217 | 0.04870 | 115 | 81 | 31 | 3 |
1440 | I take it this isn't a Coke commercial. | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 84 | 20 | 8 |
1441 | Yeah, I know, the grass is always greener. | 1.3214 | 0.04947 | 112 | 79 | 30 | 3 |
1442 | Going south for the rest of your winters? | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1443 | I’ll trade you a snowball for a coconut. | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
1444 | And I was just starting to enjoy the seclusion... | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
1445 | Stay six feet away from me please. | 1.3211 | 0.05194 | 109 | 78 | 27 | 4 |
1446 | Are you vegan? | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
1447 | Not what I meant by the bear necessities | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
1448 | This scenario is about as likely as writing a winning caption. | 1.3209 | 0.05092 | 134 | 102 | 22 | 10 |
1449 | Excuse me, do you have a momet to talk about your car's extended warranty? | 1.3209 | 0.05254 | 134 | 101 | 23 | 10 |
1450 | Did you bring the salmon? | 1.3208 | 0.05927 | 106 | 80 | 18 | 8 |
1451 | "Do I LOOK like a seal?" | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1452 | I see you got the deluxe accommodation timeshare on discount too | 1.3208 | 0.06076 | 106 | 81 | 16 | 9 |
1453 | Can I borrow your charger? | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1454 | Is this a desert isle, or dessert aisle? | 1.3205 | 0.05911 | 78 | 55 | 21 | 2 |
1455 | You want to have me over for dinner? | 1.3204 | 0.05015 | 103 | 72 | 29 | 2 |
1456 | Welcome to Colorado... | 1.3204 | 0.04516 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1457 | Sorry about that. | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1458 | One last drink before we go ? | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1459 | ..Well now it's starting to get real. | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1460 | I hope you’re just passing through | 1.3204 | 0.05015 | 103 | 72 | 29 | 2 |
1461 | I can give you a ride. | 1.3203 | 0.04952 | 128 | 93 | 29 | 6 |
1462 | Republicans sent you, too? | 1.3200 | 0.06010 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 7 |
1463 | It’s always best to go with the floe. | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1464 | Welcome to Iceland. | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1465 | So if my island is submerged before your iceberg melts, you get to eat me. But if your iceberg melts first... | 1.3200 | 0.05574 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
1466 | Ironic isn’t it? | 1.3200 | 0.05483 | 100 | 72 | 24 | 4 |
1467 | Sea level rise won't be great for me, either. | 1.3200 | 0.05483 | 100 | 72 | 24 | 4 |
1468 | Welcome to Kansas City! | 1.3200 | 0.06010 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 7 |
1469 | 'Are you also fleeing the pandemic?' | 1.3200 | 0.05483 | 100 | 72 | 24 | 4 |
1470 | Sorry, bud. But mine's getting smaller, too. | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
1471 | Sorry. I currently lack the bear necessities. | 1.3196 | 0.06311 | 97 | 74 | 15 | 8 |
1472 | No, I’m actually really sure what I ordered was an iced beer. | 1.3196 | 0.06139 | 97 | 73 | 17 | 7 |
1473 | From a distance I thought you might be Wilson | 1.3196 | 0.05394 | 97 | 69 | 25 | 3 |
1474 | I suggest a fish only menu, you do the fishing, I do the cooking. | 1.3196 | 0.05087 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1475 | Wanna play land and sea? | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
1476 | Maybe there is something to global warming! | 1.3193 | 0.04911 | 119 | 85 | 30 | 4 |
1477 | Suddenly, Joe realized that global warming probably wasn’t fake news. | 1.3193 | 0.05054 | 119 | 86 | 28 | 5 |
1478 | I'm so sorry but you'll have to shave. | 1.3191 | 0.05702 | 94 | 68 | 22 | 4 |
1479 | White, male, on an island - I get it. | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
1480 | Yeah, I know. Everything is always my fault. | 1.3191 | 0.05702 | 94 | 68 | 22 | 4 |
1481 | You’ll love New Orleans this time of year. | 1.3191 | 0.05286 | 94 | 66 | 26 | 2 |
1482 | They should be here anytime now to fly us to Mars. | 1.3191 | 0.05498 | 94 | 67 | 24 | 3 |
1483 | Finally, the north pole meets the south pole. | 1.3191 | 0.05702 | 94 | 68 | 22 | 4 |
1484 | I'm sorry, but Florida isn't accepting any new immigrants at this time. | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
1485 | I was going to borrow some ice, but I see you’re running out . | 1.3191 | 0.05286 | 94 | 66 | 26 | 2 |
1486 | No...you cannot share my shade | 1.3190 | 0.05137 | 116 | 84 | 27 | 5 |
1487 | Who would have thought we're both wasted and can't find our way home. | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1488 | Welcome to "Survivor: Climate Change." | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1489 | Sometimes it's true, the grass is greener. | 1.3187 | 0.05498 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1490 | Keep going. I’m definitely a hallucination. | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
1491 | Dining in or take-away? | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
1492 | Finally, ice for my pina colada. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1493 | I gave at the office | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1494 | Rescue note said: "S.O.S. Standred in a deserted island at the pacific. Bear in mind, it's hot out here." At least they got the note... | 1.3182 | 0.06770 | 88 | 68 | 12 | 8 |
1495 | So this is the North Pole? | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1496 | Get your ass over here. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1497 | John Donne was wrong. | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1498 | I ordered coconut pie,and they send baked Alaska | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1499 | Welcome to the Arctic Circle! | 1.3182 | 0.05155 | 110 | 79 | 27 | 4 |
1500 | I don't care how far you floated. I went to Bates. | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1501 | I got your message in the bottle. | 1.3182 | 0.05492 | 88 | 62 | 24 | 2 |
1502 | You wouldn't be here if you'd brought your wife. She would have asked for directions a long time ago. | 1.3182 | 0.06770 | 88 | 68 | 12 | 8 |
1503 | See? Scruffy beard, no fins, no gills. | 1.3182 | 0.04994 | 88 | 63 | 24 | 1 |
1504 | You’re on thin ice. | 1.3182 | 0.05492 | 88 | 62 | 24 | 2 |
1505 | Congratulations! We’ve managed to summit Mt Everest. | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
1506 | Talk about two worlds colliding. | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1507 | Can I offer you a coconut instead of me? | 1.3178 | 0.05074 | 107 | 76 | 28 | 3 |
1508 | we are all in this together | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1509 | Another drifter. There goes my home value. | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1510 | Bad tidings from the North? | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1511 | Damn! I should never have prayed for ice... | 1.3176 | 0.05849 | 85 | 61 | 21 | 3 |
1512 | … polo! | 1.3176 | 0.06944 | 85 | 66 | 11 | 8 |
1513 | Hope you have had dinner already | 1.3176 | 0.06528 | 85 | 64 | 15 | 6 |
1514 | I said wished for a large BEER on ice. | 1.3176 | 0.06528 | 85 | 64 | 15 | 6 |
1515 | I'm sorry, I'm not good at breaking the ice" | 1.3176 | 0.05849 | 85 | 61 | 21 | 3 |
1516 | You've made it - welcome to the North Pole. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1517 | Are you Steve from Uber? | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
1518 | Go Lassie! Get Help! | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1519 | Figured I’d visit before the tide turns. | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
1520 | Sorry, without proof of a negative PCR test you can’t come on board. | 1.3173 | 0.05997 | 104 | 79 | 17 | 8 |
1521 | So this is what’s left of Florida, huh? | 1.3173 | 0.04687 | 104 | 74 | 28 | 2 |
1522 | The new Pangaea | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1523 | I called "911" and they sent YOU? | 1.3171 | 0.05723 | 82 | 58 | 22 | 2 |
1524 | Shit, a polar bear. Shit, a human. | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
1525 | Klondike ?? No way !! | 1.3168 | 0.05252 | 101 | 72 | 26 | 3 |
1526 | This whole time I thought I was in hot water. | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1527 | What are the odds? | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1528 | Got that sinking feeling? | 1.3168 | 0.05252 | 101 | 72 | 26 | 3 |
1529 | Well, we have ice, coconuts, just need Captain Morgan to show up. | 1.3165 | 0.05309 | 139 | 107 | 20 | 12 |
1530 | Once upon a time, we'd be an allegory. | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
1531 | You are welcome to stay, but I have to let you know I do have it listed as ABNB. | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
1532 | First time?" | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
1533 | If you make it to this island, I will be the endangered one. | 1.3163 | 0.06085 | 98 | 74 | 17 | 7 |
1534 | I 'd say it's a toss up who swims first. | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
1535 | One of us is dreaming! | 1.3163 | 0.05148 | 98 | 69 | 27 | 2 |
1536 | I swear I told the agent Iceland. | 1.3163 | 0.05542 | 98 | 71 | 23 | 4 |
1537 | What's up? | 1.3158 | 0.04555 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
1538 | In Celsius, it’s not so bad. | 1.3158 | 0.05450 | 95 | 68 | 24 | 3 |
1539 | To be honest, I thought having waterfront property would be a bit more exciting. | 1.3158 | 0.05616 | 114 | 86 | 20 | 8 |
1540 | I highly recommend the Tuna | 1.3153 | 0.04954 | 111 | 79 | 29 | 3 |
1541 | Really, aren't you out of your comfort zone? | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1542 | I didn't know you were bipolar! Lloyd Berkowitz, Boca Raton, FL | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1543 | I was really hoping 2021 was going to be better than 2020. | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
1544 | Yeah, we both have problems, but I'm worried about what happens when you get hungry. | 1.3152 | 0.06359 | 92 | 70 | 15 | 7 |
1545 | Not a whole lot. What’s new with you? | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
1546 | I never really got into Lost. Why do you ask? | 1.3152 | 0.05338 | 92 | 65 | 25 | 2 |
1547 | Would You Happen To Have Some Apolitical Ben & Jerry's? | 1.3152 | 0.06545 | 92 | 71 | 13 | 8 |
1548 | You drive the new Ford F-150 and then you judge! | 1.3152 | 0.05558 | 92 | 66 | 23 | 3 |
1549 | The end of the food chain | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
1550 | I think we’re alone now! | 1.3152 | 0.05338 | 92 | 65 | 25 | 2 |
1551 | Bear with me, it’s standing room only. | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
1552 | Man, I would hate to be in your situation. | 1.3151 | 0.07000 | 73 | 55 | 13 | 5 |
1553 | I don’t suppose you brought any beer? | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
1554 | I hope this isn't my Uber ride. | 1.3148 | 0.04860 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1555 | I would still argue that these climate changes are simply cyclical. | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1556 | Climate change, am I right? | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1557 | At least you can swim. | 1.3146 | 0.05671 | 89 | 64 | 22 | 3 |
1558 | It’s called Ironic Symmetry. When your spot’s gone, my spot’s gone. | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1559 | Any chance you could forgive the human race? | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1560 | I suppose it doesn't matter that I drove a Tesla? | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1561 | No, no one here by that name. You got the wrong island. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1562 | Thanks but I like the shade of the palm tree. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1563 | The first time they met they knew they were polar opposites. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1564 | Did you hear Jeff Bezos went to space? | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1565 | I'm part of the problem. I should've planted more trees. | 1.3146 | 0.05558 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1566 | I thought I’d come over and break the ice | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1567 | Don’t blame me, I drive an electric car | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1568 | Trying to get back to the Arctic? Hang a left when you get to the oil rig. | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1569 | Wait a sec...you're telling me that this island is going to get even smaller? | 1.3140 | 0.05551 | 86 | 61 | 23 | 2 |
1570 | Don't blame me, I protested for years! | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1571 | Oh, you didn't get a ticket to space either?" | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1572 | It's the Polar Express...are you coming? | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
1573 | Damn this is some strong Ayahuasca | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1574 | Okay, next fish is yours, I promise! | 1.3137 | 0.05210 | 102 | 73 | 26 | 3 |
1575 | Well, well, well... look what the melting cap dragged in | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
1576 | Global warming is YOUR biggest problem, but not mine. | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
1577 | Yes before global warming both our kingdoms were much much larger. | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
1578 | This seems implausible | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1579 | This time, take the shopping list. | 1.3136 | 0.05205 | 118 | 87 | 25 | 6 |
1580 | What’s your one book, and can I have it? | 1.3136 | 0.05205 | 118 | 87 | 25 | 6 |
1581 | I got the Pfizer vaccine, it's been working great. | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
1582 | Hunger is such a relative thing. | 1.3133 | 0.05667 | 83 | 59 | 22 | 2 |
1583 | Harold! Of all the gin joints in all the world | 1.3133 | 0.05920 | 83 | 60 | 20 | 3 |
1584 | Don't worry, it's only temporary. | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
1585 | Guess I’ll stay | 1.3133 | 0.05920 | 83 | 60 | 20 | 3 |
1586 | Ever since he started his retreat to the top of the island, Chuck wondered how this would end. | 1.3133 | 0.05795 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1587 | The liberal media put you up to this, didn't they? | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1588 | There's nothing funny about this cartoon. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1589 | Can't we just be friends? | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1590 | I'm taking this a a bad sign. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1591 | This seemed cooler on “Lost” | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1592 | I’m suddenly craving a Klondike Bar. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1593 | At least you’re going somewhere. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1594 | The world keeps getting smaller | 1.3131 | 0.05304 | 99 | 71 | 25 | 3 |
1595 | So who’ll be the last one standing? | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1596 | Y'know, I've often said global warming is too much to bear, but this isn't quite what I meant. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1597 | I see you're from Greenland. I camped out a few nights ago on a mountain top in Yellowstone and here we are. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1598 | We'll both be extinct soon. How about a hug? | 1.3125 | 0.05510 | 80 | 56 | 23 | 1 |
1599 | Yeah, but at least you get media coverage. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1600 | Can you play bridge? | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
1601 | You're welcome here--Switzerland is still neutral. | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
1602 | I don’t have any ice, but I can teach you 37 words for “help”. | 1.3125 | 0.05981 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
1603 | It's a heck of an allegory, if we live to tell about it. | 1.3125 | 0.05403 | 96 | 69 | 24 | 3 |
1604 | You look a little lost. | 1.3125 | 0.06796 | 80 | 61 | 13 | 6 |
1605 | yes, I would like a ride, but do you really eat only marine animals? | 1.3125 | 0.05981 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
1606 | Chilligan", I presume | 1.3125 | 0.05981 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
1607 | On today's episode of Polar Encounters... | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
1608 | Huh, the Arctic looked so much bigger on my map. | 1.3125 | 0.05981 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
1609 | Climate change, man. Man, climate change. | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
1610 | Are you close to Bermuda, or am I close to Greenland? | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1611 | Sometimes you eat the bear… | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1612 | Oh yeah? Wait 'till I tell you how 2020 was for us! | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1613 | Got a Coke? | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1614 | No, no, going north is your best bet. | 1.3118 | 0.05292 | 93 | 66 | 25 | 2 |
1615 | You’re from UBER? | 1.3118 | 0.05508 | 93 | 67 | 23 | 3 |
1616 | Welcome to Brooklyn." | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1617 | Guess we should’ve adopted paper straws after all. | 1.3118 | 0.05292 | 93 | 66 | 25 | 2 |
1618 | And you think you have problems? I’m standing on the highest point of Hawaii! | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1619 | At least you have a mobile home! | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1620 | Oh, yours used to bigger too? | 1.3115 | 0.04129 | 122 | 91 | 27 | 4 |
1621 | Enough about me...what's your icebreaker? | 1.3113 | 0.05586 | 106 | 79 | 21 | 6 |
1622 | Could I borrow a cup of ice? | 1.3113 | 0.05254 | 106 | 77 | 25 | 4 |
1623 | Looks like one of us may enjoy a Last Meal. | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
1624 | I recommend the halibut. | 1.3113 | 0.04900 | 106 | 75 | 29 | 2 |
1625 | Just keep going, the South Pole is straight ahead. | 1.3113 | 0.05586 | 106 | 79 | 21 | 6 |
1626 | Bear with me… we’re gonna get over Global Warming! | 1.3113 | 0.06196 | 106 | 83 | 13 | 10 |
1627 | Ironic that oil exploration is our best chance at rescue." | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1628 | Do you have blended margaritas? We’re out of ice over here | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1629 | And you thought you were the only one 'up the creek without a paddle.' | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1630 | Whoa, whoa! I'm still social distancing. | 1.3111 | 0.06250 | 90 | 68 | 16 | 6 |
1631 | And you look pretty tasty to me. | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1632 | Just when I was thinking there was no one more worse off than I... | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1633 | They call them the 'bear necessities' but this is indeed deeply ironic. | 1.3111 | 0.06447 | 90 | 69 | 14 | 7 |
1634 | My boss didn’t mention this kind of icebreaker | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1635 | I agree...Waze used to be more reliable. | 1.3109 | 0.05692 | 119 | 92 | 17 | 10 |
1636 | I drive a Tesla, I swear. | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
1637 | Can I interest you in a timeshare? | 1.3107 | 0.05168 | 103 | 74 | 26 | 3 |
1638 | Island life door dash deliveries. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1639 | This cartoon isn't hig enough for the both of us | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1640 | Got any toilet paper? | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
1641 | I called dibs on the shade from the palm tree. | 1.3103 | 0.05254 | 116 | 86 | 24 | 6 |
1642 | Have you seen a seal?” “”Have YOU seen a sail? | 1.3103 | 0.06603 | 87 | 67 | 13 | 7 |
1643 | I hope you're not hungry because I know I am. | 1.3103 | 0.05797 | 116 | 90 | 16 | 10 |
1644 | Yeah, Global Warning. Yesterday, the greatest country in the world. Today, just a palm tree in a bucket of sand. | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1645 | The deluxe plan includes a tree. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1646 | I guess we missed the boat. | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1647 | Am I supposed to look big, back away slowly, or do I even care anymore? | 1.3100 | 0.06308 | 100 | 78 | 13 | 9 |
1648 | Fresh water, just what I need. | 1.3100 | 0.05260 | 100 | 72 | 25 | 3 |
1649 | Permission denied. | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
1650 | Can I borrow some ice? | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
1651 | So obviously this new version of speed dating may need a little tweeking... | 1.3100 | 0.05260 | 100 | 72 | 25 | 3 |
1652 | Marooned is the new black. | 1.3099 | 0.06213 | 71 | 51 | 18 | 2 |
1653 | OK, but how does that affect me? | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1654 | I assume the traffic wasn’t bad? | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1655 | Thanks for the ice but where's the gin? | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1656 | I was hoping for a cold beer (italicize beer) | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1657 | Is this hell? No, it’s Iowa. | 1.3095 | 0.06978 | 84 | 66 | 10 | 8 |
1658 | Well here we are | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1659 | Have you seen the remote? | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
1660 | I am so fucked. | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1661 | Can I call you Wilson? | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1662 | What part of ‘polar’ bear didn’t you get? | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1663 | Excuse me for not being more concerned about climate change. I guess the big question here is who is eating who? | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1664 | Looks like we both missed the boat. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1665 | Hot enough for a palm tree, cold enough for an ice floe. This feels like a New Yorker Cartoon | 1.3093 | 0.05152 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1666 | At least your island moves | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1667 | Well, this is wrong. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1668 | I specifically asked for ICE CUBES | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
1669 | All you can do is go with the floe, man. | 1.3091 | 0.05739 | 110 | 84 | 18 | 8 |
1670 | You are an endangered species too? | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
1671 | I’d give an arm and a leg for some of your ice. | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1672 | Julius noted that global warming must be real when a visitor came by for dinner. | 1.3086 | 0.06722 | 81 | 62 | 13 | 6 |
1673 | This is awkward... | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1674 | An actual Dire Strait | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1675 | If you haven’t had your flu shot don’t even bother stopping. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1676 | They told you to "Go With The Floe"? | 1.3084 | 0.05041 | 107 | 77 | 27 | 3 |
1677 | Talk about your May/December relationships | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1678 | Climate change.” “Yup, me too. | 1.3084 | 0.05999 | 107 | 83 | 15 | 9 |
1679 | I’ll get the next one. | 1.3083 | 0.04850 | 120 | 87 | 29 | 4 |
1680 | Guess they didn’t care about you either | 1.3083 | 0.04992 | 120 | 88 | 27 | 5 |
1681 | I guess we should just combine the olympics now. | 1.3083 | 0.05139 | 133 | 101 | 23 | 9 |
1682 | Tinder Castaway fails its first test. | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1683 | I'd like to see your vaccine passport. | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
1684 | Cold beer wish gone wrong | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1685 | Hungry? | 1.3077 | 0.05343 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
1686 | That’s poor bartending. I ordered a beer on the rocks, not a bear. | 1.3077 | 0.05343 | 91 | 65 | 24 | 2 |
1687 | You're not welcome here -- we're polar opposites. | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1688 | I'm so glad that you guys deliver all the way out here - I've been dying for a Klondike bar! | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1689 | I'm hoping you're Amazon delivery. | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
1690 | Dr. Livingbear, I presume. | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
1691 | Just when you party like there is no tomorrow. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1692 | The billionaires are in the space now. | 1.3077 | 0.06385 | 91 | 70 | 14 | 7 |
1693 | The grass isn’t always greener on the other side. Because it’s all gone. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1694 | Who said no polar bear is an island?! | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
1695 | Discover Dubai | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1696 | What single record did YOU bring with you? | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
1697 | Global warming got you too, huh? | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1698 | There's no point in stopping, buddy, because I'll probably underwater first. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1699 | What? You don’t know how to swim either? | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1700 | Do you have a Coke, at least? | 1.3069 | 0.06092 | 101 | 78 | 15 | 8 |
1701 | Sometimes you eat the bear; sometimes the bear eats you... | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1702 | I hope your not hungry, or worst looking for a mate. | 1.3069 | 0.04822 | 101 | 71 | 29 | 1 |
1703 | No matter who jumps to the other´s place, once the ice has melted we both are done for anyway". | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1704 | We’re in this together, right? | 1.3069 | 0.05023 | 101 | 72 | 27 | 2 |
1705 | I think the mushrooms are starting to kick in | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1706 | Dave quickly realized the true meaning of the old adage, "Eat or be eaten." | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1707 | Oh great, another tourist. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1708 | Why didn't you get off at New York? | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1709 | Unnatural Selection | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1710 | No, no. You're correct. This is Miami. | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1711 | Sorry buddy there's nothing to eat here. | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1712 | I’m guessing you probably have better fishing skills than I do | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1713 | So, how about the billionaire space race? Pretty neat, huh? | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1714 | Wow. You are just one letter away from being a cold beer. | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
1715 | You didn’t bring an extra mask with you, did ya? | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
1716 | Ever heard of continental drift? | 1.3067 | 0.07096 | 75 | 58 | 11 | 6 |
1717 | So I guess there is no reason to return. | 1.3063 | 0.05694 | 111 | 85 | 18 | 8 |
1718 | Can I offer you an iced coconut milk? | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1719 | The ice is always greener” | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1720 | I knew Alaska and Hawaii really are right next to each other. | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1721 | May I borrow some ice for my coconut milk? | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
1722 | … and so long story short, I bought this after I made my first Bitcoin million | 1.3061 | 0.05311 | 98 | 71 | 24 | 3 |
1723 | Well, at least you have air conditioning! | 1.3061 | 0.05109 | 98 | 70 | 26 | 2 |
1724 | World peace? | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
1725 | What record did you bring? | 1.3059 | 0.06700 | 85 | 66 | 12 | 7 |
1726 | Which reality show did you lose on? | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1727 | Not much. You? | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1728 | Well at least you’ve got shade. | 1.3059 | 0.05557 | 85 | 61 | 22 | 2 |
1729 | No bear is an ice shelf. | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1730 | I guess global warming really is bringing us all together! | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1731 | I said S.O.S. not O.S.O.! | 1.3056 | 0.06452 | 72 | 53 | 16 | 3 |
1732 | There’s no escaping you people. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1733 | They said I could work from anywhere right? What’s your excuse? | 1.3056 | 0.06141 | 72 | 52 | 18 | 2 |
1734 | Welcome to NYC...Climate Change got us too pal | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1735 | Is this where they film the Coca-Cola Commercials? | 1.3056 | 0.06094 | 108 | 85 | 13 | 10 |
1736 | Welcome, and feel free to fish where ever you like. | 1.3053 | 0.05200 | 95 | 68 | 25 | 2 |
1737 | Sorry, no Grey Poupon. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1738 | I can offer you stability. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1739 | Seriously? you're looking for directions? | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
1740 | Thats not what I wished for. | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
1741 | Hey! Don’t worry. Just go with the floe. | 1.3053 | 0.05200 | 95 | 68 | 25 | 2 |
1742 | ..Wow, such a bucket-list moment standing here on top of Everest! Any other recommendations? | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
1743 | You alway seem so distant and cold —it’s like we live on separate islands. | 1.3053 | 0.05200 | 95 | 68 | 25 | 2 |
1744 | Are you the one from the commercials? I’m pretty thirsty | 1.3053 | 0.05200 | 95 | 68 | 25 | 2 |
1745 | You are what you eat, big fella. And I'm a loser. | 1.3049 | 0.04653 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
1746 | And I thought we were polar opposites. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1747 | It wasn't me! | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1748 | Wanna join forces in the War Against Cliche?" | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
1749 | Maybe there's something to this global warming after all. | 1.3048 | 0.05086 | 105 | 76 | 26 | 3 |
1750 | Just going with the flow,huh? | 1.3048 | 0.04903 | 105 | 75 | 28 | 2 |
1751 | Can I catch your drift? | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1752 | What’s the one thing you would take to a desert island? | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1753 | If you were stranded on a deserted iceberg what would you bring? | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1754 | A polar opposite of what happened to my kind. | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1755 | I am an affirmed climate change denier, therefore you must be a mirage! | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1756 | When the FEMA hotline said, “Please bear with us, help is on the way,” I didn’t know they were sending you. | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1757 | You'll love it down here. I came and never left. | 1.3043 | 0.05683 | 115 | 89 | 17 | 9 |
1758 | The rare double mirage. | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1759 | ‘ya, i get what you mean…’ | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1760 | Guess you fell for the old climate change hoax | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1761 | Climate distancing | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1762 | You can call me Wilson, too. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1763 | Maybe we can make a deal. | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
1764 | Don’t look at me! Billionaires are taking day trips to space! | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1765 | You look different in your profile photos! | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
1766 | Seal? No, I didn’t see any seal. | 1.3034 | 0.05397 | 89 | 64 | 23 | 2 |
1767 | Wanna bet who goes first? Polar ice melt or rising sea levels? | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1768 | I think I have the better property for a long-term investment. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1769 | At least yours has air conditioning. | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
1770 | Where were you when I crashed my boat into the iceberg? | 1.3034 | 0.05397 | 89 | 64 | 23 | 2 |
1771 | I know how you feel. This used to be the state of Rhode Island. | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
1772 | Do you think your island will sink before mine melts? | 1.3034 | 0.06472 | 89 | 69 | 13 | 7 |
1773 | What a way to break the ice. | 1.3034 | 0.05397 | 89 | 64 | 23 | 2 |
1774 | …Yes, technically we’re both moving. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
1775 | But enough about me. What brings you to this neck of the woods? | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1776 | Welcome! I see you take your water with ice. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
1777 | We aren't going to try to reproduce... Are we? | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1778 | Take the second right, then go straight for a few thousand miles | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1779 | Would you consider trading places? | 1.3028 | 0.05132 | 109 | 80 | 25 | 4 |
1780 | I said a change of climate, not climate change. | 1.3028 | 0.04421 | 109 | 81 | 25 | 3 |
1781 | Come on in, the water's fine. | 1.3028 | 0.04964 | 109 | 79 | 27 | 3 |
1782 | Remember when you said you’d only fuck me if I were the last man on earth? Here we are, Gerald. Whip it out. | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
1783 | Do you have a reservation? | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
1784 | We gotta stop meeting like this.. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1785 | I don't suppose you're inclined to swim back to where you came from when that ice flow melts? | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1786 | Know any good jokes? | 1.3023 | 0.05503 | 86 | 62 | 22 | 2 |
1787 | I know how you feel. This used to be Chicago. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1788 | Is yours plastic, too?" | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1789 | I'm sorry I couldn't meet you half way. | 1.3023 | 0.05626 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1790 | As he drifted closer to the man, Todd realized he picked the wrong month to start being Vegan | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1791 | ..and they say global warming is a hoax. | 1.3021 | 0.04711 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
1792 | I'll write HELP in the sand, you scratch it into the ice, and we'll see who makes it happen. | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
1793 | Finally! We meet!! | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1794 | You realize you are in a cliche, right? | 1.3021 | 0.04938 | 96 | 68 | 27 | 1 |
1795 | Finally, some meat! | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1796 | Over fifty things on my wish list and I get a damn pool toy. | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1797 | Did Al Gore send you? | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1798 | Did they send you to rescue me? | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
1799 | Global warming. You? | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1800 | Can you get me a hoagie? | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1801 | Wait, we're in the North Pole? | 1.3012 | 0.05617 | 83 | 60 | 21 | 2 |
1802 | I can sympathize. This was once North America. | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
1803 | Sorry you traveled all this way, but the dinner party was last night | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
1804 | "I regret to inform you that this is the North Pole. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1805 | Hot enough for you, big guy? | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1806 | I already don't have the bear necessities. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1807 | Which one item did you bring? | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1808 | Coca-Cola Bear, is this how it ends: human err? | 1.3011 | 0.04783 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
1809 | Starvation, COVID, and now it looks like global warming is going to get me. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1810 | You didn't happen to see a volleyball, did you? | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1811 | Excellent! One of us will dine well this evening. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1812 | You got some frozen booze? | 1.3010 | 0.04436 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1813 | Welcome to Anchorage. | 1.3010 | 0.04747 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1814 | i don't know, I just found myself drifting away one day and next thing you know.. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1815 | Hey are you escaping the pandemic or the other crisis? | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1816 | You don't happen to have your phone on you by any chance | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1817 | No worries. Mi casa es su casa. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
1818 | How about we make a coconut snow cone? | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1819 | Gee, I'd invite you over, but you don't have a mask. | 1.3000 | 0.06211 | 90 | 69 | 15 | 6 |
1820 | I started climbing Mt. Everest in 2021. Now I'm at the top. What's your story? | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
1821 | They told you they'd be back in five minutes too huh? | 1.3000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 58 | 20 | 2 |
1822 | I hope you brought some Klondike bars. | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
1823 | You just can’t trust your GPS. | 1.3000 | 0.04926 | 110 | 80 | 27 | 3 |
1824 | Are you here to save me? | 1.3000 | 0.05229 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1825 | Guess we wouldn’t have met, if not for global warming. | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1826 | Guess it's not a deserted island anymore. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1827 | Thanks, but I prefer no ice. | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1828 | Refugees welcome! | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1829 | When booking an all-inclusive island retreat can cost you more than your life savings. | 1.3000 | 0.06211 | 90 | 69 | 15 | 6 |
1830 | Want some sand? | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
1831 | Hope you're the female of your species | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1832 | Do you happen to have your vaccine card? | 1.3000 | 0.05025 | 100 | 72 | 26 | 2 |
1833 | nobody’s having fun. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1834 | Guess it’s just us now. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1835 | Ops, ok got to be more specific on my second wish.... | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1836 | You wouldn’t happen to have a cold soft drink, would you? | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1837 | Did you bring anything to eat? | 1.2991 | 0.05188 | 117 | 88 | 23 | 6 |
1838 | Did you bring any halibut? | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1839 | Let’s not point fingers. | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1840 | Hey, at least I'm not the only one whose government has given up on them! | 1.2991 | 0.05667 | 107 | 82 | 18 | 7 |
1841 | What say we share some coconut milk on ice? | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1842 | But if we did have a stereo and a place to plug it in, which ten discs would you have brought? | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1843 | Got anything to eat? | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1844 | You also forgot your mask, huh? | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1845 | I thought we were just doing a Zoom? | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1846 | Okay, I promise I won't eat you if you don't eat me. | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
1847 | What shall we call ourselves—Iceland or Greenland? | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
1848 | Granted, my island will shrink at a slower rate than yours, but what are your thoughts on the food chain question? | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
1849 | I didn't expect global warming to be this ironic... | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1850 | It will be hard to go with the floe when it's gone! | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
1851 | Bear with me. Sure, we're polar opposites, but just go with the flow. | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
1852 | I'm Bearing up okay... You? | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1853 | At least you get to see the world. | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1854 | ...When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month Or even your year... | 1.2987 | 0.06933 | 77 | 60 | 11 | 6 |
1855 | I guess this is what Tinder meant by 'climate' filter | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1856 | I’ll need to see your Costco card, sir. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1857 | I know you think this is about climate change, but I don’t believe in vaccines either. | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
1858 | Looks like we're the last two survivors on the planet. Who's for lunch? | 1.2982 | 0.04814 | 114 | 83 | 28 | 3 |
1859 | You wouldn’t have an Eskimo Pie would Ya? | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1860 | Have you got a cell phone? | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1861 | Not again! | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 75 | 12 | 7 |
1862 | All that ice and I’m out of coconuts, this is a crisis. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1863 | Have you come here in response to Senator Inofe’s snowball? | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1864 | Don’t even think about it. | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
1865 | You brought ice but without rum we can't make piña coladas. | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1866 | Care for a bear hug? | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
1867 | So that's what it's like to be out in the cold. | 1.2977 | 0.05163 | 131 | 101 | 21 | 9 |
1868 | Welcome to Kansas. | 1.2976 | 0.05297 | 84 | 60 | 23 | 1 |
1869 | Well, let's not get all apocalyptic about it. | 1.2976 | 0.05561 | 84 | 61 | 21 | 2 |
1870 | can I come aboard? | 1.2976 | 0.05561 | 84 | 61 | 21 | 2 |
1871 | Global warming is a lie. | 1.2976 | 0.06728 | 84 | 66 | 11 | 7 |
1872 | I called an Uber, not the Polar Express. | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1873 | Can you bear rising sea levels? | 1.2976 | 0.05430 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1874 | Republican or Democrat? | 1.2973 | 0.07130 | 74 | 58 | 10 | 6 |
1875 | Lucky for you, I have SPF 50. | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
1876 | Actually, this isn't quite the worst reality TV show I've been on. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1877 | I have a feeling this isn't going to end well for either of us. | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
1878 | When the survival of the fittest suddenly means something | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
1879 | Heading south? | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1880 | Look at it this way; on average, we're comfortable. | 1.2970 | 0.04347 | 101 | 75 | 24 | 2 |
1881 | You have a mask? | 1.2970 | 0.04984 | 101 | 73 | 26 | 2 |
1882 | If you were better looking, I'd ask you to swim over. | 1.2970 | 0.03991 | 101 | 76 | 23 | 2 |
1883 | Look, I know you're a starving polar bear, on an ice floe in the Caribbean. But, hey, does it look like I'm contributing to global warming? | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
1884 | This iceberg makes local stops only | 1.2970 | 0.05458 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1885 | For what it's worth, I was never a climate change denier... | 1.2967 | 0.05298 | 91 | 66 | 23 | 2 |
1886 | Thanks for the rescue offer but I’m going to take a pass this time. | 1.2967 | 0.05298 | 91 | 66 | 23 | 2 |
1887 | What do you think about social distancing? | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
1888 | I’m here to tell you that it’s not fake news. | 1.2967 | 0.05298 | 91 | 66 | 23 | 2 |
1889 | Egads, finally I find an animal to bond with and we are polar opposites! | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1890 | Am I friend or food? | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1891 | I wonder who'll get saved first, you or me? | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
1892 | Thank God you’ve brought some ice! For years, I’ve been dying for a tropical coconut drink. | 1.2966 | 0.04935 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
1893 | I've given up. No one's coming to rescue this metaphor. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1894 | Have you heard about interspecies dating? | 1.2963 | 0.05678 | 81 | 59 | 20 | 2 |
1895 | You're not exactly the wild blond I wished for." | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1896 | I knew people were relocating to less populated locales, but THIS is a one of a kind move! J. Kinsey Toronto, ONTARIO kinseyjody33@gmail.com | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1897 | Let’s team up. You catch the fish and I’ll make the cold drinks. | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1898 | They all left Bezos. Are you all that’s left of Jersey? | 1.2963 | 0.05678 | 81 | 59 | 20 | 2 |
1899 | It was at that exact moment that the Castaway and the Polar Bear intrinsically knew the meaning of Cause and Effect. | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
1900 | If we make a baby boy, I'll call him Robearto | 1.2959 | 0.04963 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1901 | Have you been tested for COVID? | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1902 | It's a surf berg. You ought to try it. Just $99 at Target. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1903 | No, I haven't seen the Amazon delivery guy either. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1904 | I don’t think a Coke will fix this. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1905 | I don’t know. You floated to me. | 1.2959 | 0.02794 | 98 | 75 | 22 | 1 |
1906 | Palm frond for some ice? | 1.2958 | 0.06149 | 71 | 52 | 17 | 2 |
1907 | I think we can cut a deal. | 1.2957 | 0.04937 | 115 | 85 | 26 | 4 |
1908 | No, sorry, we only serve Pepsi here | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1909 | Polar Express, you ain't! | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1910 | You said that before Jim swam over. | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1911 | Sorry, no food here either. | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
1912 | Save the hard-luck story--no drifters! | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
1913 | How about we make some smoothies before it's too late? | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
1914 | 'A free hug does sound attractive, but I am not sure....' | 1.2952 | 0.05228 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1915 | Have you heard of veganism to prevent climate change? | 1.2952 | 0.04865 | 105 | 76 | 27 | 2 |
1916 | A lost glacier is one thing. But this was a Club Med! | 1.2952 | 0.05050 | 105 | 77 | 25 | 3 |
1917 | I thought it was all my troubles that were supposed to melt away | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1918 | Turns out your ship wasn’t unsinkable after all | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1919 | I don't think either of us are getting rescued. | 1.2952 | 0.04673 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
1920 | We’re in the same boat, but yours is melting. Welcome aboard, pal." | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1921 | Oh ya, well you made it this is Florida | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1922 | Your lot is to blame. | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1923 | Eleven hundred a month, no AC. | 1.2947 | 0.05047 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1924 | Nice to see you, but I asked for a Klondike BAR. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1925 | At least there's room for two | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1926 | I hope capitalism was worth it. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1927 | Help me take this tree down and we'll paddle outa here. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1928 | Fuck… | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
1929 | It's an inconvenient truth that you'll probably eat me. | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1930 | Not to worry, the Titanic will not show up. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1931 | When that melts this will be under water. | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
1932 | Just keep going with the floe. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1933 | At least we’ve finally reached zero emissions. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1934 | I hear you, but I still think sea level rise is the bigger long-term threat. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1935 | I wished for a cold beer, not a cold bear | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
1936 | Noah's ark passed through here? | 1.2941 | 0.05506 | 85 | 62 | 21 | 2 |
1937 | Yeah, downsizing’s tough | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1938 | It’s a deal! You bring the fish, I’ll make the pina coladas! | 1.2937 | 0.05048 | 126 | 96 | 23 | 7 |
1939 | You think you've got it bad, this used to be Maui. | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1940 | Yeah, I know the feeling. | 1.2935 | 0.05250 | 92 | 67 | 23 | 2 |
1941 | You’re on an ice floe and I’m on an island, but metaphorically, we are in the same boat. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1942 | But I’m fully vaccinated! | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1943 | Who’s a good boy? | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1944 | So what was the one thing you brought? | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
1945 | Welcome to my world. | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
1946 | So, where you headed? | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1947 | The housing market was hot there too? | 1.2933 | 0.05781 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1948 | Are you housebroken? | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1949 | Are you coming south or am I going north? | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1950 | Never trust your GPS. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1951 | You from around here? | 1.2929 | 0.06300 | 99 | 79 | 11 | 9 |
1952 | You know what Charles says…no one gets out of this life alive. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1953 | Food for thought? | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1954 | I was trying to escape the New York housing bubble. What's your excuse? | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1955 | Is that all that's left of Greenland? | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1956 | I don't get your drift." | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1957 | Know any good ice-breakers? | 1.2927 | 0.05620 | 82 | 60 | 20 | 2 |
1958 | I know you’re just ANTIFA pretending to be a polar bear | 1.2927 | 0.06605 | 82 | 64 | 12 | 6 |
1959 | Finally! I can now have my Margarita with crushed ice. | 1.2925 | 0.05010 | 106 | 78 | 25 | 3 |
1960 | At least yours won't melt. | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
1961 | Sink or melt -- no bear is an island. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1962 | It's a small world. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1963 | Let's try and stay positive: your sea-ice loss was my sea-level gain. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1964 | When is the last time you ate? | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1965 | I’d say this is one of those six of one have dozen of the other situations. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1966 | I only have Pepsi. | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1967 | If that melts, we’re both fucked | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1968 | I could use a coke | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1969 | No, I haven't seen her | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
1970 | Welcome to Florida! Well... at least what's left of it. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1971 | Much like you, my philosophy has always been to go with the floe | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
1972 | Yeah, now that you mention it, an Eskimo Pie would be good about now." | 1.2917 | 0.06268 | 96 | 76 | 12 | 8 |
1973 | Did I mean it when I said, “I’d give an arm and a leg for some ice water right about now.”? | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1974 | One of us is in the wrong lattitude. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1975 | I should be happier to see you. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1976 | We could alternate timeshares. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1977 | I swapped it for my week in Aspen. How about you? | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1978 | Are you headed uptown or downtown? | 1.2917 | 0.05112 | 96 | 70 | 24 | 2 |
1979 | I guess it’s only fitting they put me on this island for being a climate change denier… | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1980 | You are not alone! | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1981 | Close encounters of the unkind... world | 1.2917 | 0.05112 | 96 | 70 | 24 | 2 |
1982 | What brings you here?? | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1983 | I hate global warming! | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1984 | You know it’s strange, I’ve never liked bears till today. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1985 | Did you order an iceberg salad? | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1986 | Okay. I'll trade you a couple coconuts for a bag of ice. Deal? | 1.2913 | 0.05094 | 103 | 76 | 24 | 3 |
1987 | Let’s call it a staycation | 1.2913 | 0.05094 | 103 | 76 | 24 | 3 |
1988 | Lunch time! | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1989 | There are no seals here. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1990 | Do we own the Libs yet? | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1991 | A coconut for your thoughts? | 1.2909 | 0.04892 | 110 | 81 | 26 | 3 |
1992 | Global warming, amirite? | 1.2909 | 0.05826 | 110 | 87 | 14 | 9 |
1993 | Wasting away again in Margaritaville" | 1.2909 | 0.05681 | 110 | 86 | 16 | 8 |
1994 | You'll have to go through Customs and Immigration first. | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1995 | As a climate change activist, I find myself facing a bit of a conundrum. | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1996 | I knew global warming would kill me, | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1997 | New to the neighborhood? | 1.2907 | 0.05453 | 86 | 63 | 21 | 2 |
1998 | I'd say there's more that unites us than divides us. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1999 | You too huh? | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
2000 | What if global warming is NOT a hoax? | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
2001 | Hope floats…away | 1.2907 | 0.05453 | 86 | 63 | 21 | 2 |
2002 | I used to stand on a peninsula, how about you? | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2003 | How about we house swap? | 1.2903 | 0.04479 | 93 | 70 | 21 | 2 |
2004 | Yes, you do look cool. | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
2005 | So this is what they meant by climate change not ending well.” | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
2006 | We’ve only just begun. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
2007 | I’d let you on the island but it depends on how hungry you are” | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
2008 | How about a coconut instead? | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
2009 | At least yours comes with air conditioning! | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
2010 | Tell me about it. This was once Florida. | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
2011 | Hope is the last to die. | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
2012 | You’re telling me. Last week it was a goldfish on a mountaintop. | 1.2897 | 0.05790 | 107 | 84 | 15 | 8 |
2013 | After all these years, finally someone to savor me! | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
2014 | I guess we better start repopulating the planet. | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
2015 | Global North, meet Global South. | 1.2893 | 0.04459 | 121 | 88 | 31 | 2 |
2016 | Well, you’ve gotta learn to go with the floe. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
2017 | You should bear NNW! | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
2018 | The government sent me to tell you the Beatles have broken up. | 1.2892 | 0.06534 | 83 | 65 | 12 | 6 |
2019 | Welcome! to Wyoming! | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
2020 | Your first time? | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
2021 | Did you happen to see my soccer ball floating by your ice berg? | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2022 | Feel free to join me,unless you just want to keep going with the floe. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2023 | Welcome to Climate Change Island. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2024 | What d'ya say we catch some fish? | 1.2889 | 0.05058 | 90 | 65 | 24 | 1 |
2025 | But, if you eat me you'll be alone. | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
2026 | Verry sorry. I gave my last map of the Arctic ice sheet to the last polar bear that came by. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2027 | You’ll have to take a rapid test if you haven’t had your two shots | 1.2889 | 0.05058 | 90 | 65 | 24 | 1 |
2028 | You can join me for now and get a ride tomorrow when the reality TV crew comes back. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2029 | T. S. Eliot counted wrong. It ends with two whimpers. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2030 | That’s where all this water came from | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2031 | It's a little smaller than I imagined but I'm glad we could reunite Pangaea! | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2032 | I thought I would move south for the winter | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2033 | I shouldn't have taken my situation for granted. It turns out I had it pretty good. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2034 | Talk about a worthless Tinder date. | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
2035 | What do you say we do a timeshare swap? | 1.2885 | 0.05579 | 104 | 80 | 18 | 6 |
2036 | By God! i really don't have another pair of swims trunk left. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
2037 | The worst news is this used to be Bermuda. | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
2038 | I bet this isn’t how you thought ‘The Last Man on Earth’ would end, did you? | 1.2879 | 0.06392 | 66 | 49 | 15 | 2 |
2039 | Of course I wouldn't literally give my right arm for a glass of ice water. It's a figure of speech. How would that even work? No, no. I said NOT literally. Why aren't you getting this? | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2040 | What's the one item you brought? | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2041 | I thought you said no man was an island | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2042 | 2050: The Arctic comes to New York. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
2043 | Look, I think we both need to chill. | 1.2875 | 0.05680 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
2044 | I'd invite you over, but I suspect I'd be your hors d'oeuvre before you'd be my entre. | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
2045 | Just when I thought I couldn't bear it | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
2046 | ..and you think that’s safe!? | 1.2875 | 0.05092 | 80 | 57 | 23 | 0 |
2047 | Yeah, I wish were actually in the same boat. As long as it was large enough. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2048 | A climate change take on The Last Supper. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2049 | Not exactly sure who's lost... you? I?... or humanity?? | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
2050 | I didn't expect to see you so soon. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2051 | Hello. You're here a lot sooner than I expected. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2052 | Just when I thought it couldn't be worse, you float up. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2053 | May I borrow some sunscreen? | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
2054 | Well at least I'm standing on terra firma. | 1.2874 | 0.05400 | 87 | 64 | 21 | 2 |
2055 | Uh, there's a wonderful sushi place just ahead. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2056 | Don't tell me... you were sent by the oil companies. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2057 | Do you have any gum? | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2058 | -Did you find my bottle? | 1.2874 | 0.05400 | 87 | 64 | 21 | 2 |
2059 | Survival!!!So how does it work??You coming over or me? | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2060 | I'm gonna have to ask you to stay at least 6 feet away... | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2061 | But it's a dry heat. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2062 | I don't suppose you brought snacks? | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
2063 | We knew it would end like this. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2064 | I'm thinking we should quickly strike a deal. How about you? | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2065 | OK,so obviously it is just you and me out here,so tell me the truth, “Does a bear shit in the woods”? | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2066 | Nice place you have here. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2067 | Hey, I came here to escape the polarization. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2068 | I don't suppose you'll accept my apology. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2069 | Polar Rising | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
2070 | No coconuts left here dude….float over to the camel on the piece of desert and see if she’s got something | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2071 | Do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
2072 | I'm not sure we can meet each other's needs. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
2073 | You're just in time for the timeshare presentation. | 1.2871 | 0.05859 | 101 | 79 | 15 | 7 |
2074 | This is not what I meant by needing to cool off. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
2075 | I’d invite you over, but they’re both getting smaller. | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
2076 | What? No bottles of cola? | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
2077 | So what book, movie, and song did you bring? | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
2078 | room service | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
2079 | Schrödinger’s iceberg. | 1.2871 | 0.04943 | 101 | 74 | 25 | 2 |
2080 | How's it go with the floe? | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
2081 | Did you bring a mask? | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
2082 | Corona virus is still a thing - I say we stay her for another 6 months | 1.2870 | 0.04931 | 108 | 80 | 25 | 3 |
2083 | So are we just down to you and me? | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
2084 | Don't blame me; all my messages go in recyclable bottles. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2085 | Speaking of climate change, how far north did I get? | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
2086 | My name is Paul. I'll be your waiter... and your main course. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
2087 | Uh, we still have to stay six feet apart, ya know; it's a rule! | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2088 | I think we should just agree sharing company is our best long term goal here | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
2089 | Twenty bucks says I drown before you starve. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
2090 | Rough decade? | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2091 | Sure you can use my facilities, although a single tree doesn't technically constitute 'woods'...and my apologies, been out of toilet paper since early 2020. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
2092 | Tell me something I don’t already know. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2093 | Who ever said " never the two shall meet" was wrong! | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2094 | First off, you and I are both going to have to have a shave. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
2095 | For the last time - stop coming by and asking me if I have WiFi! | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
2096 | Seals? No, just coconuts. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2097 | Melting ice caps or rising sea levels-- I don't know which of us has it worse! | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
2098 | Join me here since my island will probably not be submerged before your iceberg melts due to climate change. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
2099 | Humans suck. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
2100 | Like you, I'm just chillin | 1.2857 | 0.05807 | 70 | 51 | 18 | 1 |
2101 | Let’s bury the hatchet and go with the floe. | 1.2857 | 0.04919 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2102 | Are you hungry? Me too!” | 1.2857 | 0.05807 | 70 | 51 | 18 | 1 |
2103 | Yes, I’m a victim of Global Warming too. This use to be my front yard. | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
2104 | If you are good at fishing, this lifestyle is not bad at all | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
2105 | Look, there's got to be a middle ground here. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
2106 | Don't blame me. My C02 output has been extremely low for years. | 1.2857 | 0.05981 | 98 | 77 | 14 | 7 |
2107 | I was hoping someone would bear down to find me. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
2108 | I'm sorry for how you got here, but can I hop on? | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
2109 | No, this is Alaska. You're in Tahiti. | 1.2857 | 0.06167 | 63 | 46 | 16 | 1 |
2110 | My first instinct tells me he can't climb,and I have a tree! | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2111 | BearBnB - Just leave the keys under the coconut when you go. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
2112 | I can't bear this. How about you? | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
2113 | We know neither of us are getting out alive. At least one of us gets a last meal. | 1.2857 | 0.05025 | 98 | 72 | 24 | 2 |
2114 | Have people betrayed you as well? | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
2115 | Life’s a beach. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
2116 | 3 degrees doesn’t seem so insignificant now does it?! | 1.2857 | 0.05250 | 91 | 67 | 22 | 2 |
2117 | For a limited time only, floating tropical islands! | 1.2857 | 0.06306 | 91 | 72 | 12 | 7 |
2118 | Can I talk to you about bundling your home and auto insurance? | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
2119 | Nothing to see here. Just keep moving. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
2120 | Looks like I don't have to worry about global warming too much longer." | 1.2843 | 0.05973 | 102 | 81 | 13 | 8 |
2121 | My guess? You need a push! | 1.2843 | 0.04902 | 102 | 75 | 25 | 2 |
2122 | Darn. From a distance you looked like Tom Hanks. | 1.2843 | 0.05639 | 102 | 79 | 17 | 6 |
2123 | Today's dread menu: existential vs. specific | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
2124 | Global warming has now proven that polar opposites do attract! | 1.2843 | 0.05096 | 102 | 76 | 23 | 3 |
2125 | I didn't have this on my mind when I said I need to cool off | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
2126 | Are you the climate crisis or the polar opposite? | 1.2843 | 0.05808 | 102 | 80 | 15 | 7 |
2127 | The fishing's no good here either. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2128 | Isn't it great to get some alone time? | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2129 | Fancy meeting you here! | 1.2842 | 0.05111 | 95 | 70 | 23 | 2 |
2130 | I don't think is working out the way either of us planned. | 1.2842 | 0.05111 | 95 | 70 | 23 | 2 |
2131 | I'll trade | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2132 | I'll let you eat me if I can just have some of your ice first. | 1.2842 | 0.05111 | 95 | 70 | 23 | 2 |
2133 | You will need a mask or muzzle. | 1.2842 | 0.06109 | 95 | 75 | 13 | 7 |
2134 | We’ve been trying to reach you regarding your Hummer’s extended warranty. | 1.2842 | 0.06465 | 95 | 77 | 9 | 9 |
2135 | The dating app said we were a perfect match. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2136 | You're the Polar Express? | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
2137 | I guess you caught one heck of a current. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2138 | Yeah, same thing when I worked in an office -- I always thought it was too hot and she always thought it was too cold. | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2139 | ?Hablas espanol? | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2140 | They heard it wrong, I had ordered a pail of beer. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
2141 | The wish was beer in ice. No one ever listens to me! | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2142 | Hmmm, imagine meeting you here. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2143 | Well this is awkward. What do we do now?" | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2144 | Wanna trade? | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
2145 | Is your island moving or is mine? | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
2146 | Hi, there! Where ya from? | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
2147 | No this isnt a desert Isle its Miami after 30 year of global warming. | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
2148 | What ship were you on? | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
2149 | Thanks, I could use a Klondike ice cream bar. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2150 | Inconvenient truth? Wasn't that fiction? | 1.2838 | 0.05449 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2151 | Thanks for bringing the ice. I've had this bourbon I've been wanting on the rocks for years. | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
2152 | Shackleton, is that you? | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
2153 | Well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2154 | I think we should see other people | 1.2832 | 0.05102 | 113 | 86 | 22 | 5 |
2155 | Looks like you also bought the scam island vacation package on Priceline. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
2156 | [No caption - ipsa res loquitor] | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
2157 | Uh-oh! | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
2158 | I'd invite you in but my condo is under 6 feet of water. | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
2159 | I guess we're even | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
2160 | It seemed nowhere was safe from gentrification | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
2161 | Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
2162 | Al Gore send you? | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
2163 | You have nothing to fear. I’m a pescatarian. | 1.2828 | 0.04982 | 99 | 73 | 24 | 2 |
2164 | It's true ... I'm the lucky one. | 1.2826 | 0.05315 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2165 | See, we still have winter and summer! | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2166 | Quit looking at me with those hungry eyes. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2167 | You do the fish course, I’ll do the umbrella cocktail. | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
2168 | Mr. Bear, can you spare a chunk of ice? It's time for my afternoon coconut daiquiri, and I've been dying to have one on the rocks for months. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2169 | You won't get any sympathy from me. This used to be Maui. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2170 | I see he has brought drinks, but I hope he's already eaten. | 1.2826 | 0.04967 | 92 | 67 | 24 | 1 |
2171 | Come on, let me show you to the shade. | 1.2826 | 0.05086 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2172 | Welcome to Margaritaville | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2173 | Hope you gave Gary Larson credit | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2174 | Your profile said that you were a koala bear. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2175 | My Amazon order was for island wear not an island bear. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2176 | Something tells me you had a run-in with the same genie I had... | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2177 | On the subject of movies, is it time to reevaluate "Waterworld?" | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2178 | So could I get a ride or...? | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2179 | Now do you believe? | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2180 | AAAAAAAAAHHH, A BEAR! | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2181 | That’s NOT what they meant by “go with the flow!!” | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2182 | I can see Russia from my island. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2183 | Too bad this can’t average out to mild 65 degree days. | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
2184 | No, you didn't miss it. This is what's left of the South Pole. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2185 | You're worried that the ice cap is melting? So am I! | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
2186 | I am waiting for FEMA! | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2187 | Remote working too? | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2188 | They said it was a hoax! | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2189 | The best iceberg surfing is two islands over. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2190 | wait. there's a refrigerated model? | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2191 | I am now a vegetarian, how about you? | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2192 | Sorry, this is all that's left of Tahiti | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2193 | One case where the grass doesn't look greener. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2194 | You are fake news. | 1.2816 | 0.05758 | 103 | 81 | 15 | 7 |
2195 | How's your crisis going? | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
2196 | Not what I meant when I prayed for a last meal | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
2197 | I'd say come join me, but then you'd eat me, right? | 1.2812 | 0.07206 | 64 | 50 | 10 | 4 |
2198 | when does your quarantine finish? | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
2199 | You must be bi-polar, bear. | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2200 | Well, if you don't mind a bit of a dive, the best sea lion in the five boroughs is about forty feet down. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
2201 | Is this a hoax? | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2202 | I hope that one of us is dreaming. | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
2203 | I was expecting my SOS to return something more optimistic. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2204 | So, what's happening in your neck of the woods? | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
2205 | Stop complaining. You get to see the world. | 1.2809 | 0.05051 | 89 | 65 | 23 | 1 |
2206 | Styrofoam? | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
2207 | Well isn’t this Ironic..?! | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
2208 | Just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse…. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2209 | You don’t look at all like your profile.” | 1.2807 | 0.05643 | 114 | 91 | 14 | 9 |
2210 | Al Gore sent me. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
2211 | Yeah, we suck. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
2212 | I miss ice cubes too. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
2213 | So that's what's left of Greenland? | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
2214 | This climate crisis is a real bear. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
2215 | Antartica? Keep going East and hang a left at Punta Arenas—then go south for about 2500 miles. You can't miss it. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
2216 | Hot again today. | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
2217 | Before you take it out on me, you should know the guy you really want is in space | 1.2805 | 0.06556 | 82 | 65 | 11 | 6 |
2218 | I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to move your iceberg along. I'm trying to stay above water for as long as possible. | 1.2804 | 0.04750 | 107 | 79 | 26 | 2 |
2219 | I said I wish I would joined by cool female and some ice for a cold drink… | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
2220 | Welcome to Mt. Everest! | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2221 | Actually, yes. I’d love a shaved ice. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2222 | Be careful. These are shark-infested waters. | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2223 | I know that breaking up is hard to bear | 1.2800 | 0.05874 | 100 | 79 | 14 | 7 |
2224 | I should have voted for Al Gore. | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2225 | This may be the time to collaborate. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2226 | First time away from home? | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2227 | I thought I ordered vodka on the rocks... | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2228 | Ice of you to drop by! | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2229 | Stay in your own bubble | 1.2800 | 0.05554 | 75 | 55 | 19 | 1 |
2230 | Lonely Planet | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2231 | There's no denying it now. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2232 | Oh, I don't know; rising, melting--same difference. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2233 | Ice is good but please don't tell me you forgot the gin and tonic. | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
2234 | Guess a polar plunge is closer than I think | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2235 | Some whales pushed me here. They're having a laugh. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
2236 | How soon till the next iceberg? | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
2237 | Which way you headed, buddy? I could use a lift. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2238 | Really? I thought I was going North." "You are. | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
2239 | The curator from the Central Park Zoo sent me to capture you for our new exhibit - ‘socially distanced adult male’ | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2240 | So this is how they freeze my offshore accounts. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
2241 | Next you're gonna tell me that the earth isn't really flat, huh? | 1.2791 | 0.05139 | 86 | 63 | 22 | 1 |
2242 | Little polar bear finds an otter | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
2243 | I'll have what she's having | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2244 | I’m so sorry, buddy. This is indeed very tough to bear. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
2245 | You look like a vegetarian. | 1.2788 | 0.06027 | 104 | 84 | 11 | 9 |
2246 | Go ahead, tell your story first... | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
2247 | Amazon gets it wrong again. Chuck had ordered a Teddy bear to replace Wilson. | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
2248 | Great. We’ve got the ice. Now go back and get the vodka. | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
2249 | Unidentified Floating Object | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2250 | I'm guessing you didn't bring a flare gun? | 1.2785 | 0.05386 | 79 | 58 | 20 | 1 |
2251 | You got me at hello | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
2252 | Shall we share fish recipes? | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
2253 | I will apologize for eating the fish without you, but I won't apologize for leaving you, Gerald. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
2254 | I dreamt this would happen, but in my dream the polar bear was wearing plaid. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
2255 | Wow, I never imagined being found would make me feel MORE hopeless. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2256 | What does a guy have to do to get some privacy around here? | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
2257 | I donated | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2258 | Just remember, I'm not personally responsible for global warming | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
2259 | I see you're warming up to me at last | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
2260 | I'm sorry. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2261 | Cheer up, you'll be surprised how coconut water grows on you. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2262 | Proof of vaccination or negative test is required. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2263 | A lot has happened since you were stranded here. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2264 | Oh thank goodness, I'm low on ice. | 1.2778 | 0.05672 | 72 | 53 | 18 | 1 |
2265 | Before I let you on the ice, I need to see a proof of vaccination. | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2266 | When yours melts neither of us will have something to stand on. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2267 | So I'm thinking of buying a Tesla. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2268 | How does Friday sound? | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2269 | Finally, a pet to keep me company. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
2270 | Amazon? Just leave the ice under the tree. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2271 | Social distancing made easy | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2272 | I’d like to sell, but not in this climate! | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2273 | Look,from where I'm standing,you're treading on some thin ice.. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
2274 | Bi -Polar Disease | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
2275 | No, my feet don't get cold. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
2276 | At least one of us has a Mobile Home. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
2277 | Have you seen Fred? | 1.2771 | 0.05370 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2278 | I feel ya bro' - this here island used to be Miami. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2279 | No seals here | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2280 | Lately I even miss the 80's when the only things melting at an alarming rate were our standards. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2281 | I’m so hungry I could eat a … ah, let’s think about something other than food. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2282 | will trade shade for fresh water. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2283 | Your floating means I'm sinking, ironically | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2284 | If it wasn't for the pandemic I'd let you give me a hug | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
2285 | Excuse me, Have you any Grey Poupon? | 1.2771 | 0.05892 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2286 | I did not expect you this soon. | 1.2771 | 0.05089 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2287 | I'll catch the next one. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2288 | You got my DoorDash order? | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2289 | I think it was the left turn at Greenland that messed you up. | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
2290 | Well, this certainly is an inconvenient truth | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
2291 | Desert island,not Dessert island | 1.2768 | 0.05262 | 112 | 87 | 19 | 6 |
2292 | At least your’s doesn’t melt. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
2293 | At least yours floats. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
2294 | Leroy suddenly regretted wishing for the bare necessities. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2295 | If you make it to Manhattan, tell my mother she was right about climate change...and cruises. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
2296 | Your ice-melting is my ocean-rising… let’s climb the tree together. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2297 | I guess everybody's driving for Uber now. | 1.2766 | 0.06126 | 94 | 75 | 12 | 7 |
2298 | I hear opposites attract | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
2299 | Oops, chilled beer | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
2300 | I thought this was supposed to be a Zoom meeting. | 1.2766 | 0.05108 | 94 | 70 | 22 | 2 |
2301 | Is this the sign of the times? | 1.2766 | 0.04995 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2302 | Moving on? | 1.2763 | 0.06908 | 76 | 61 | 9 | 6 |
2303 | I'm waiting for Trump's reinstatement; what are you waiting for? | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2304 | I believe you ordered ice? | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
2305 | New here? Yea,me too. | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
2306 | You're bummed! This is Hawaii! | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
2307 | That's right! With Global Warming you get a tree. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2308 | Don’t blame me, I don’t even own a car | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
2309 | United by nature, divided by greed. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2310 | new around these parts? | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2311 | I wish we had met under different circumstances | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
2312 | I'm beginning to think that the climate here in Alaska really has changed. | 1.2762 | 0.04784 | 105 | 78 | 25 | 2 |
2313 | Scientists were wrong again. Heat clearly gets rid of Covid-19! | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
2314 | It's a small world after all. | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2315 | Green new deal or just asleep at the wheel? | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
2316 | Coconuts, just coconuts. | 1.2759 | 0.04820 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2317 | Bad news bears. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2318 | Oh great! When that piece of glacier melts, this last bit of Mount Everest will be underwater. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2319 | I really hope you are vegan | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2320 | stay on your ice - it's too hot for you over here | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2321 | I don't know––bear right? | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
2322 | My excuse is that I wanted to get away from any ‘global warming’ references, what’s yours?” | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2323 | Hey Man ! You allowed to get out? | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2324 | Islands in the Stream … that is what we bear. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2325 | No, I have no Grey Poupon. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
2326 | It's cooler under the shade. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2327 | I guess Global Warming Trumps "Wilson" | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
2328 | We were poles apart but the warmth is getting us close | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2329 | This is great! I've been wanting some ice for my coconut milk! | 1.2754 | 0.05417 | 69 | 50 | 19 | 0 |
2330 | Last ice in the world, heh? I believe it, cause this is the top of Mount Everest. | 1.2750 | 0.05024 | 80 | 58 | 22 | 0 |
2331 | Mauna Kea. Why do you ask? | 1.2750 | 0.05024 | 80 | 58 | 22 | 0 |
2332 | Yes, global warming is bad... but at least it’s a dry heat. | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
2333 | Separate but equal. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2334 | i'm the ice man! | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2335 | I still think climate change is a hoax. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2336 | At least yours gives you a chance to get out of here! | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2337 | My mistake. I ordered something cold with lots of ice. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2338 | Last one to extinction is a rotten egg. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2339 | Remember, one man's ceiling is another man's floor. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2340 | Look what you did to us. | 1.2750 | 0.03968 | 80 | 60 | 20 | 0 |
2341 | Any luck hunting seals? | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2342 | ...But how is Bitcoin doing? | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
2343 | They said no man is an island | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
2344 | Sorry I ate your fish – I didn't think you were coming. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2345 | Are you a climate-change denier too? | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
2346 | I will swap a coconut for a chunk of your ice. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2347 | Dammit, Amazon! I ordered 'Bare necessities', not 'Bear necessities'! | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
2348 | The last man on Earth, huh? I'll be gentle. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2349 | You can see the irony that I always give to the "Save the Polar Bears" Fund, right? I never wanted you to starve, but.... | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
2350 | I'm not a seal, I'm not a seal, I'm not a seal... | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2351 | You must be new to the neighbourhood. | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
2352 | At least you’ve got a bit of home with you | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
2353 | Ahoy! Wanna play a zero sum game? | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2354 | I think we can both agree that while your threat is more existential, mine is more classically idiomatic. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2355 | We'll see who wins -- the melting glacier, or the sinking island. | 1.2745 | 0.05054 | 102 | 77 | 22 | 3 |
2356 | Welcome, vegan!?! | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
2357 | Is it just me or does it feel warmer to you? | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
2358 | What would you do for a Klondike bar? | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2359 | What's your favorite cuisine? | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
2360 | Come on over, the water is warming. | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2361 | Maybe so, but I won't have to cook you. | 1.2740 | 0.05606 | 73 | 54 | 18 | 1 |
2362 | That escalated quickly | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2363 | That’s some continental drifting, my furry friend! | 1.2740 | 0.05606 | 73 | 54 | 18 | 1 |
2364 | - I'll tell you, man, don't raise your expectations, they'll discuss climate change forever! | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2365 | Welcome to the Florida Key! | 1.2738 | 0.05179 | 84 | 62 | 21 | 1 |
2366 | I see you must have gotten my message in a Coke bottle | 1.2738 | 0.05179 | 84 | 62 | 21 | 1 |
2367 | Could I interest you in a coconut instead? | 1.2738 | 0.05179 | 84 | 62 | 21 | 1 |
2368 | Oh good, you've brought some ice! | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2369 | I don't have my glasses on. Are you the Coast Guard? | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2370 | Yes, yes, climate change, blah,blah, blah...But how’s the cell service on that ice cube? | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2371 | Well, you COULD just eat me, but then you'd have nobody to talk to. | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
2372 | Let's look for the things we have in common." | 1.2737 | 0.04836 | 95 | 70 | 24 | 1 |
2373 | I wished for iced beer ! | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2374 | Man, the real estate market is HOT! | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2375 | It’s too bad they brought back social distancing | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2376 | I’m just waiting for the surge prices to go down | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
2377 | The grass is always greener. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2378 | Any chance you want to trade? | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
2379 | Don't tell me that piece of ice was once the size of New Jersey. | 1.2736 | 0.04552 | 106 | 78 | 27 | 1 |
2380 | "I know we all need to adjust to climate change, but this is ridiculous." | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
2381 | Want to swap? | 1.2727 | 0.05931 | 66 | 49 | 16 | 1 |
2382 | Maybe if I'm calm and still he won't even notice me. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2383 | Thanks for stopping by. Unfortunately until you’re fully vaccinated I can’t invite you over. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2384 | I guess the G20 just ignored the message in a bottle! | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
2385 | Would you mind if I killed you, and used your hide for a bankie | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
2386 | Don't look at me! This is all your fault! | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
2387 | Warm enough for you? | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
2388 | Don’t just sit there, we’re making Piña Colodas before that melts | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2389 | God, I said that I can’t bear the loneliness. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2390 | Tough break. | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2391 | unexpected consequences of global warming | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
2392 | Could I interest you in swapping your bleak future for a life of hopeless isolation? | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2393 | Wow, exactly as foretold! | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
2394 | Do you think if I had gone vegan, it would’ve changed things? | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2395 | Now I want an island that moves. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2396 | I guess we’re neighbors now. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2397 | I have a bone to pick with you. | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
2398 | I always thought global warming would end badly! | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2399 | I guess there really is no escaping climate change… | 1.2727 | 0.04830 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2400 | I said I needed ice, not an ICEBERG. | 1.2727 | 0.05433 | 77 | 57 | 19 | 1 |
2401 | We can't keep meeting like this. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2402 | I guess they already ran out of ideas for the next island reality show | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2403 | Okay, fine. But keep to your six feet. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2404 | Floe or flow -- going with it was a terrible move for us both. | 1.2718 | 0.04616 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
2405 | ‘Can YOU help me?’ | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
2406 | Any news? | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
2407 | One never gets used to it. | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
2408 | You...you know that old saying? Teach a bear to fish... | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2409 | I’m really sorry | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2410 | There's a big school of fish if you keep going south - nothing to see here. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2411 | And to think this was once New Jersey. | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2412 | Do you believe polar opposites attract too? | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2413 | Looks like it's just you and me. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2414 | Your butt must be cold. | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2415 | Yeah, I just go with the floe too. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2416 | THANKS ALOT DEBLASIO | 1.2716 | 0.05274 | 81 | 60 | 20 | 1 |
2417 | Yeah, sorry, no seals around here. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2418 | It’s No Win No Win | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2419 | Apropos of nothing…you would not believe how easy it is to catch fish ‘round these parts. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2420 | What was the one thing you could bring? | 1.2714 | 0.05727 | 70 | 52 | 17 | 1 |
2421 | Did you bring the drinks? | 1.2712 | 0.06318 | 59 | 44 | 14 | 1 |
2422 | Did they try to put you on a coke bottle too? | 1.2710 | 0.05405 | 107 | 84 | 17 | 6 |
2423 | The climate emergency brought us together, but why? | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
2424 | I bought a Prius the first year they came out. | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
2425 | We can change climates right now. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
2426 | Just stopping by for a snack? | 1.2708 | 0.06191 | 96 | 78 | 10 | 8 |
2427 | You and me both, brother. More ice! | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2428 | Bienvenidos a Miami! | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
2429 | Got any drugs? | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2430 | So this is the North? | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2431 | This one is cold. Want to trade? | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2432 | Come for cocktails at 5:00. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2433 | If you are answering the message in the bottle, the place has already been rented. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2434 | How about that, we are both far from home. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2435 | Now I understand climate change. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2436 | You didn't happen to grab a book before you drifted away, did you? | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2437 | Sorry. You need a reservation. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2438 | Did you bring the Coca Cola? | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2439 | I'm just waiting for my Uber. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2440 | My fault!? Why didn't you steer your iceberg out of the way? | 1.2703 | 0.05543 | 74 | 55 | 18 | 1 |
2441 | Welcome to the neighborhood. Staying long? | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2442 | No, you can't stay for dinner. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2443 | You know that global warming is a hoax! | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
2444 | Would you like Iced or Hot Tea? | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2445 | Coca-Cola meets Corona | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2446 | You'll find it's different here... | 1.2703 | 0.05543 | 74 | 55 | 18 | 1 |
2447 | How many coconuts did you want? | 1.2703 | 0.05543 | 74 | 55 | 18 | 1 |
2448 | Finally, someone to eat. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2449 | Ok, my turn! I spy with my little eye something tall with green leaves. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2450 | Did you call for an Uber? | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
2451 | Well, I didn't wish for you either. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2452 | classic liberal media with their heavy-handed, in-your-face global warming scare tactics | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2453 | Now I know which direction is North | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2454 | How can you BEAR it!!! | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
2455 | It wouldn’t be a fair trade. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
2456 | I don’t suppose you have a flare gun on you either | 1.2700 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2457 | Yeah,I get it. Sorry. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
2458 | went downhill once I lost my Coca-Cola sponsorship... | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2459 | It is a hoax! I know it! | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
2460 | Your climate change campaign is in your face; well done. | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2461 | No, you were supposed to bring the beer, I was supposed to bring the boxed set of ‘The Wire’. | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
2462 | Some days you meet the bear and some days he meets you. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2463 | Hey--the fishin's good! I think you'll like it here. | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
2464 | Well, that's one way to get around the ban on international travel. | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
2465 | It’ll be cozy for two, but I don’t think your ride is gonna take you much further… | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
2466 | What’s the secret to enjoying raw fish ? | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2467 | Paradise lost. | 1.2697 | 0.05363 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2468 | LESS THAN 2% OF POLAR BEAR HUNTS ARE SUCCESSFUL | 1.2697 | 0.06140 | 89 | 71 | 12 | 6 |
2469 | I guess we were all on the same boat | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2470 | „It‘s unbearable, isn‘t it.“ | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2471 | You have any more room on that thing? | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
2472 | I think I'm sending the wrong distress signals | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
2473 | Have I mentioned that I started doing cross-fit? | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2474 | The guy on the other island looks tastier than me." | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
2475 | Are you sightseeing or are you hungry? | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2476 | Did you bring any Coke? | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2477 | No thanks, I'll keep going. Your island will be underwater soon. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2478 | Beware of bergs bearing bears | 1.2692 | 0.05834 | 104 | 84 | 12 | 8 |
2479 | Aw come on, I wished for an icy beer! | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
2480 | Ok, I think we both need to accept that we have over-reacted slightly to this self-isolation order!!! | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2481 | Need a ride? | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2482 | You've come a long way for a warm snack. | 1.2692 | 0.06748 | 78 | 63 | 9 | 6 |
2483 | they were both hungry but the smart money was on the bear | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2484 | I am an island unto myself; 'til just now, I thought it was bearable. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2485 | I only wished for ICE | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
2486 | what book did you take ? | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2487 | God, I think we need to reevaluate the meaning of a companion. | 1.2688 | 0.04868 | 93 | 69 | 23 | 1 |
2488 | Oh, good — I'm so over Shark Week. | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
2489 | You didn't happen to see a volleyball float by, did you? | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
2490 | If you're coming over to convince me global warming is not a hoax, don't waste your time!! | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2491 | Yum, Yum! | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
2492 | Don't come any closer unless you're fully vaccinated. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2493 | How nice of you! But I'm out of vodka. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
2494 | Is there a synagogue nearby? | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
2495 | What part of the Caribbean are you from? | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
2496 | Hey, you’re early. Give me a second to finish getting ready. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2497 | Looks like we’re in the same the same boat | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
2498 | I can't make any daiquiris until the penguins return my blender. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2499 | If you promise to stay on the west side of the island, yeah, OK, you can live here. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2500 | Wanna swap CDs? | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2501 | When I asked for light ice, this was not what I meant | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2502 | Yes, I'm aware that palm oil contributes to climate change... | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
2503 | Not another lecture on global warming, show me proof! | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2504 | Winters on yours summers on mine…for as long as we can? | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2505 | Do you happen to have a deck of cards? | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2506 | ...and this is how the last human on earth became extinct. The End. | 1.2683 | 0.05220 | 82 | 61 | 20 | 1 |
2507 | Thanks for coming to pick me up! By the way, you don't look at all like your Tinder photo. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2508 | Welcome to the Big Island | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2509 | You wanna come over for dinner? | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2510 | This is one of our's fault... | 1.2683 | 0.05220 | 82 | 61 | 20 | 1 |
2511 | Soo… do you come here often? Or… | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2512 | I should have bought that Tesla. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2513 | Yeah, but I still don't believe it. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
2514 | Your Upkeep may be my Downfall ! | 1.2680 | 0.04973 | 97 | 73 | 22 | 2 |
2515 | What? You want to trade places? How much do you weigh? | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
2516 | Thanks for the Klondike bar. I was beginning to think that they forgot me. | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
2517 | If it makes you feel better, no one’s ever even asked me what three things I would bring to a desert ice cap. | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
2518 | I won't try to eat you if you don't try to eat me. Deal? | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2519 | Yah, sorry, this is the only land left, too. | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2520 | Cheer up. We can play 'Marco Polo' | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2521 | YOU MADE A RIGHT TURN, DID'T YOU? | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2522 | Welcome to what's left of Hawaii. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2523 | No, you're hallucinating. | 1.2676 | 0.05291 | 71 | 52 | 19 | 0 |
2524 | Tell me you’re lost without telling me you’re lost. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2525 | We have to stop meeting this way | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2526 | I'm not your friend, buddy! | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2527 | Pina Coladas at 7ish. Bring ice. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2528 | How could you forget your mask? | 1.2674 | 0.05078 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2529 | Perfect! I have fermenting coconut, you have ice. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2530 | On this week’s episode of Trading Spaces… | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2531 | Heading anywhere special? | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2532 | No seals, but the mahi-mahi is excellent. | 1.2674 | 0.05078 | 86 | 64 | 21 | 1 |
2533 | That's a good boy. Way to fetch us a supply of fresh water. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2534 | And so the final chapter of the Galapagos begins | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2535 | ‘I guess we should have seen this coming.’ | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2536 | It's not just about you | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
2537 | It’s too late. We’re out of coconuts. | 1.2673 | 0.05052 | 101 | 77 | 21 | 3 |
2538 | You do know that they even have a song about a message in a bottle? | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
2539 | It’s all relative I guess… | 1.2673 | 0.04852 | 101 | 76 | 23 | 2 |
2540 | Going south for the winter is always an option. | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2541 | Welcome to the only community on Earth, with a net-zero carbon footprint! | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2542 | Aren't you a bit zoned out, or is it me? | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2543 | Climate change is shrinking both our islands, but I could use your fresh water. | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2544 | Come on over. The tree provides shade. | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2545 | Not too hot meets not too cold, something is scary wrong here... | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2546 | Wanna come for dinner? I’m having fish — fresh, not frozen. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2547 | Beatles White Album was top of MY desert-island list. Yours? | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2548 | I see you also checked the downsize box on your global warming relocation application. | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2549 | Sorry, I’m mostly bone | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2550 | Look on the bright side, at least neither of us has to wear a mask. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2551 | This was supposed to be a Zoom meeting. | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2552 | If you are getting ready to hibernate, I'll be glad to share some of my salmon with you. | 1.2667 | 0.05757 | 60 | 44 | 16 | 0 |
2553 | I’m evolving, how about you? | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2554 | I still don’t get Lost. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2555 | We found love in a hopeless place. | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2556 | Sorry man, I already ate the fish! | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2557 | Do not complain to me! The more your iceberg melts, the smaller my island becomes! | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2558 | So is it the first right and then third left to reach Trump? | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2559 | Teach a man to fish? | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2560 | Can I hitch a ride with you? | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2561 | I can dig ya man. Go with the floe. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2562 | Eventually someone will miss us. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2563 | I see my dinner has arrived. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2564 | The cartoonist likes options. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2565 | You seem like a very nice bear and I know you've been through a lot, but seriously, at most, only one of us is going to get rescued. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2566 | You win. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2567 | Don’t blame me Nanuk, I drove a Tesla. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2568 | She was his polar opposite, and he couldn’t take his eyes off her. | 1.2658 | 0.06909 | 79 | 65 | 7 | 7 |
2569 | Not until you apologize for eating my little turtle. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2570 | No, I don't have any salmon. Do you have any jet skis, personal computers, cell phones or virtual reality headsets? | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2571 | Meltdown? I'll show you a meltdown.” | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2572 | The vague feelings of doom that had haunted them now had a face and a name. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2573 | Sometimes my feet get cold too. | 1.2658 | 0.04666 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2574 | Sorry, but we're both sinking. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2575 | What the fuck | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2576 | Yep we are all screwed | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
2577 | Before you eat me, you should know I used to drive a Prius. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2578 | I’m hungry.” “Well, so am I. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
2579 | You come here, I go there, either way we're screwed. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2580 | Don’t blame me for climate deregulation, I couldn’t vote. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2581 | I'm on a diet...how about you? | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2582 | Huh! One of us is going to eat. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2583 | Let's put it this way: which comes first, global ocean level rising or ice cap melting? | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2584 | Bear: Too skinny. Man: Big claws. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2585 | Do you believe in peaceful coexistence? | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2586 | Not sure if I want to bear with the polar express. | 1.2651 | 0.06658 | 83 | 68 | 8 | 7 |
2587 | Forecast away | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2588 | But did you see his rocket? | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2589 | Before you get any ideas, pal, understand I'm also part of a protected species. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2590 | we're in the same boat | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2591 | Oh thank goodness, I’m starving”. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
2592 | Do you believe in climate change now? | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2593 | Yes, we could winter there, but there isn't going to be there much longer. | 1.2647 | 0.05390 | 68 | 50 | 18 | 0 |
2594 | At least we don't have to wear a mask? | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
2595 | The bear saw that the man was very lonely. So, he decided to break the ice | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2596 | Chicago won't change their nickname.I promise. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2597 | "Yeah, your beach looks pretty cool. But my family raised me to go with the floe." | 1.2644 | 0.05029 | 87 | 65 | 21 | 1 |
2598 | How lovely! I still have some whisky I have been drinking warm. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2599 | If you are not a virtual delusion, the pandemic must be over! | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
2600 | Well yes, my Tinder photo is just a bit out of date. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2601 | Did you take the wrong exit too? | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2602 | But they said climate change is a hoax. | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
2603 | Nice try. But I still don't believe in global warming. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2604 | You are here too to escape capitalism? | 1.2644 | 0.05029 | 87 | 65 | 21 | 1 |
2605 | Polar opposites collide | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2606 | you're better off there, believe me... | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2607 | Hey do you know the wifi password? | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2608 | Sooooo I guess climate change is real then. | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
2609 | What were your three wishes? | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2610 | This one's full but there's another right behind it | 1.2642 | 0.03862 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
2611 | Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
2612 | At last--A frozen daiquiri! | 1.2642 | 0.04303 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
2613 | It is not my fault I had a Prius. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2614 | Turn right to the South Pole. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2615 | Summer Vacation? | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2616 | I built a perfect utopia of a country here and now you want to ruin it with with your illegal migration. well, I don’t care how white you are go back to where you came from. We’re full. | 1.2639 | 0.07399 | 72 | 60 | 5 | 7 |
2617 | Dang, maybe he's a vegetarian? | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2618 | No, no, I said I'm bare bones! BARE bones! | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2619 | Hey! You're eroding my shoreline. | 1.2637 | 0.04901 | 91 | 68 | 22 | 1 |
2620 | Well, I can't outrun him. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
2621 | In climate emergency many of us have actually become bipolar. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2622 | I’ll tell you where you can stick your liberal agenda | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2623 | Poles. A part. | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
2624 | Know any ice breakers? | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
2625 | I didn't get vaccinated either. | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
2626 | Hey, I don't taste good without something to wash me down. | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
2627 | I've come to apologize. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
2628 | Just my luck. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2629 | I can’t believe that Genie. I get one wish and wished for a ice cold beer. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2630 | No one at the WWF has made as big a contribution to polar bear longevity than I am about to. And I won't get any deductions. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2631 | Are you as excited as I am about the billionaire space race? | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
2632 | So this climate change thing is the real deal after all! | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2633 | So, looks like Greta was right. | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
2634 | The Great Alaska-Hawaii Summit of 2028 | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2635 | Don’t be sad. After you eat me you can scratch your back on the tree. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2636 | That was a damn good ice breaker | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2637 | Well, I heard Coca-Cola was a nice company | 1.2632 | 0.05419 | 76 | 57 | 18 | 1 |
2638 | You could always become an island bear. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
2639 | White privilege?" "Yeah " | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2640 | I wouldn't count on being rescued; they didn't bother trying to save me. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
2641 | Does it last? | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
2642 | Let’s make a bet, whose island is going to last longer: yours or mine? | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2643 | Wilson- is that you? | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
2644 | So the Titanic went down, then what? | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2645 | Did you bring some Coca-Cola? | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
2646 | Your home vanished too? | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2647 | Going nowhere? | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2648 | I guess you're from a different burg. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2649 | Ok then, I'm going with alien abduction as my last hope. | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2650 | On behalf of all humanity I would like to apologize for the abuses from the last 2 hundred years of ‘PROGRESS’ . | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2651 | No man is an island. No bear is an island. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2652 | So is making Pina Coladas is out of the question ? | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2653 | I suppose global warming isn't a hoax. | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
2654 | Wonderful! You made it just in time for the 4 pm Congo Line! | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2655 | Your days are numbered my friend. | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
2656 | This land don’t melt! | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2657 | You're not one of those bears that can climb trees? | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2658 | My iceberg is melting | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2659 | It'll work. I can cool off and you can warm up, | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2660 | Marco-Polar | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2661 | Either you or I are a mirage. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2662 | Don’t kid yourself; we’re polar opposites! | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2663 | You're not the fantasy island-mate I dreamt of. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2664 | Polar bear: "It won't be long now." Guy: "It won't be long now." | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
2665 | We'll both be in deep water soon! | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
2666 | You’re going to love coconuts. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
2667 | Do you fish? | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2668 | I guess we’re both wasting away, waiting to be saved by an intelligent design. | 1.2614 | 0.04980 | 88 | 66 | 21 | 1 |
2669 | Ever played Marco Polar? | 1.2614 | 0.05236 | 88 | 67 | 19 | 2 |
2670 | Hi. I'm Tucker. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2671 | Welcome to Paradise. I hope you're not hungry! | 1.2614 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2672 | When you say "Are you happy now?"... | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2673 | Thanks, but I’ll wait for the next option. | 1.2614 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2674 | Pal, I'm a one man show | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
2675 | I don't care how fast it's melting, there's no room for you here. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2676 | oh, thanks....but this won't get us very far | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2677 | Trump says global warming is fake news. | 1.2609 | 0.07048 | 69 | 56 | 8 | 5 |
2678 | So you got my letter, eh? | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 69 | 51 | 18 | 0 |
2679 | No, I'm a bipolar bear. | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2680 | I won't ask about what happened to your family if you don't ask what happened to mine | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2681 | We're both victims of climate change. Your ice thawed and my wax wings melted. | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
2682 | Is this the way to the South Pacific? The Ocean, not the Musical" | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2683 | Hey buddy, you got a Coke? | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2684 | Now global warming is a sad thing, right? | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2685 | Welcome to the Hamptons! Thanks for bringing the ice. | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
2686 | Time is precious, huh? | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
2687 | Polar opposites, am I right? | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2688 | Snowbirds already? | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2689 | Thought things would improve after Trump remitted office | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
2690 | I like your latitude. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2691 | Ah, finally the Uber is here. Who are you here for? | 1.2603 | 0.06765 | 73 | 59 | 9 | 5 |
2692 | I'll name you Bear Friday. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2693 | I bearly ever see my neighbors | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2694 | You going my way? | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2695 | Oh yeah? Well, the climate is always changing! | 1.2603 | 0.06765 | 73 | 59 | 9 | 5 |
2696 | I knew it. I did leave the oven on right before I was exiled. | 1.2603 | 0.05171 | 73 | 54 | 19 | 0 |
2697 | 'Oh, hey Gary. How did the interview go?' | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2698 | Did I finally do enough for a damn Klondike bar? | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2699 | So this was all because you drank a Pepsi? | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2700 | Don't worry! Tom Hanks will save us!!! | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2701 | You came down here for the low taxes too? | 1.2600 | 0.04050 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2702 | Great, where am I gonna park this thing? | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2703 | No thanks, I am on my way to a meeting. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2704 | Vaccine-hesitant, too? | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
2705 | Do you see anything funny about this? Because I don't. | 1.2597 | 0.06768 | 77 | 63 | 8 | 6 |
2706 | Are you also thinking tuna melt? | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2707 | Ah, who knew a series of bad choices plus climate change would create the circumstances I’d finally meet a polar bear. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2708 | Climate change friend. Shape up or ship out. On a positive note, this palm tree provides some nice shade and the water's warm. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2709 | I deserve this, you dear polar bear do not | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2710 | I have the tree. Why was I to bring the rum? | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2711 | Naw! I don't want to trade. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2712 | This is the GoFundMe story that I've been waiting for. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2713 | I'm pretty sure that climate change is for real. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2714 | I'm a vegetarian. You? | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2715 | Hey, bro. Can i borrow your Netflix password? Forgot mine. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2716 | I find it’s best just just wait around for the rest of the world to notice | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2717 | I don't suppose my island has been floating north. | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
2718 | Ok, I'll let you join me if you show your vaccine card | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2719 | Is that fresh water? | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2720 | A least you are moving. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2721 | No worries, mate. No global warming here in Australia. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2722 | I say ol' chap, would you have any gin and tonic to go with your ride? | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2723 | Wasn’t my wish either | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2724 | Okay, for the last time, here’s why I believe the election was not stolen. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2725 | 'Climate change is un-bear-able, huh?' | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2726 | Bear in mind, I’m not the one who’s responsible for this climate change. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2727 | Some climate change we’re having, huh? | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2728 | Let’s make a deal | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
2729 | Any interest in trading places? | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2730 | Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have some scotch. I'll bet we could both use a drink | 1.2588 | 0.04923 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2731 | No, but I'll tell him you're looking for him if I do. | 1.2588 | 0.05063 | 85 | 64 | 20 | 1 |
2732 | Climate change is becoming bearable. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2733 | My lunch is always delivered cold. | 1.2588 | 0.05063 | 85 | 64 | 20 | 1 |
2734 | Got space for one more? | 1.2588 | 0.05063 | 85 | 64 | 20 | 1 |
2735 | Looks like the poets were wrong. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2736 | Your GPS was off, too? | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2737 | This is not what I thought when I asked for company. | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
2738 | Alaska ain't what it used to be. | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
2739 | Do we both need to wear masks now? | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2740 | Anyone who thinks this is funny can fry in hell. | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
2741 | I don't think your here to save me" | 1.2584 | 0.04933 | 89 | 67 | 21 | 1 |
2742 | This “What would you do for a Klondike bar” competition is getting out of hand | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2743 | So is that a 'no' on the Grey Poupon? | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
2744 | we're each other's worst nightmare | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2745 | Just make a U-Turn at thr next island and you will be OK. Trust me | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
2746 | It’s kinda small for two, but at least it’s not going to melt… | 1.2581 | 0.04811 | 93 | 70 | 22 | 1 |
2747 | Finally some shaved ice for my coconut milk drink. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2748 | Are you Uber? | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2749 | Climate change IS real, bear with me... | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
2750 | Yeah, I don’t know how my island drifted this far north. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2751 | I see we’ve both been social distancing. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2752 | I know--there's nothing funny about it. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2753 | Hi, I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2754 | You must be on the Good-Bye Polar Express! | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2755 | I got Palm Toddy. You got the ice. Let's get boozy, pal. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2756 | Sorry there’s no valet parking at the moment… tie up in the shade. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2757 | Man "I hate to be the bearer of bad news but…” Bear “ shut up Kyle” | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2758 | Polar Bear Express? Just leave it on the porch, thanks. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2759 | There is nothing funny here anymore. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2760 | Guess who eats tonight! | 1.2571 | 0.05262 | 70 | 52 | 18 | 0 |
2761 | So wait a second, who is saving who? | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2762 | What did you expect with all that gas from eating seals? | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2763 | Mr. Bear? I am a staunch Republican and this can't be happening. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2764 | I think I'm warming to you | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2765 | No I don’t have any fucking Grey Poupon. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2766 | And I thought they were extinct” (said both | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2767 | Climate change can just be so polarizing. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2768 | Oh,sure,blame me for global warming. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2769 | You’re late for dinner, I already ate. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2770 | Could I get a lift to wherever you are going? | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2771 | Does this mean Flat Earth is real too? | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
2772 | You can stay if you promise not to snore, pass gas, or eat me. | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
2773 | I guess the one good thing about global warming is that it is bringing us closer together. | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
2774 | Every man's an island | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2775 | Let me make it clear that I am not a seal. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2776 | Welcome to Hawaii. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2777 | Welcome to casa tropical, you body surf? | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2778 | Wow, I did not realize that climate change could reveal that the tropics and the arctic circle are truly brothers! | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2779 | Can you tell me where the North Pole is ? | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2780 | Spooked, blued, and tattooed. | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
2781 | We can bear it together | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2782 | Your ass has gotta be cold. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2783 | Want to trade some of your melting ice for some of my sick fish? | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2784 | I brought the ice. You got the Scotch? | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2785 | On this island, we only eat fish. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2786 | Don’t get too excited about spotting land. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2787 | Mary, please tell me it's just you in a polar bear costume! | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2788 | Is the guy with the limes here yet? | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2789 | Care for a slushie? | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |