Contest #765


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765

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I know how you feel. This used to be Florida.”
  2. “At least you get to travel.”
  3. “Tell me you’ve already eaten.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-08-01T22:40:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-08-15T22:42:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-08-09T22:41:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued August 16, 2021
Number of captions 6932
Number of responses 763962
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 It was then that Marcus realized that his message in a bottle requesting beer and ice may have contained a single yet crucial typo. 1.9256 0.01685 2499 996 697 806
1 Damn. I literally said I'd deny climate change until it comes and bites me in the ass. 1.8283 0.01512 2965 1308 860 797
2 Funny, I was just telling myself things couldn't possibly be worse. 1.7926 0.01485 2632 1108 968 556
3 What a coincidence. I'm bipolar! 1.7822 0.01440 3118 1431 939 748
4 Damn it Siri, I said a cold beer 1.7791 0.01526 2748 1267 828 653
5 I know how you feel. This used to be Florida. 1.7754 0.01540 2458 1064 886 508
6 I wished for an ice cold BEER. 1.7677 0.01332 3508 1606 1116 786
7 Al Gore was right. It is inconvenient. 1.7653 0.01763 2028 938 630 460
8 That’s nothing… This used to be Florida. 1.7593 0.01320 3431 1560 1146 725
9 This ends poorly doesn't it? 1.7571 0.01704 1976 880 702 394
10 So, what brings you to Miami? 1.7559 0.01547 2503 1139 840 524
11 Fabulous. You brought ice” 1.7521 0.01299 3400 1514 1220 666
12 Oh good, you brought ice! 1.7515 0.01795 1823 818 640 365
13 He was losing hope until, like a miracle, a delicious man appeared 1.7491 0.01724 2164 1040 629 495
14 I'm sensing that you're not the most endangered species here. 1.7489 0.01447 2808 1269 976 563
15 I’m sorry but I have to ask, have you been vaccinated? 1.7430 0.01657 2214 1040 707 467
16 "First, some ground rules - I eat fish, and you eat fish, just so there’s no misunderstanding." 1.7421 0.01594 2140 946 807 387
17 It will never work. We’re polar opposites. 1.7380 0.01572 2393 1113 798 482
18 A cold beer. I said I could really go for a cold beer! 1.7356 0.01734 1914 888 651 375
19 I'm afraid that this IS the South Pole. 1.7348 0.01400 2941 1363 1004 574
20 The good news is: We're six feet apart. 1.7339 0.01407 2901 1337 1005 559
21 It'll never work out. We're polar opposites. 1.7250 0.01565 2418 1145 795 478
22 Now who's endangered? 1.7229 0.01573 2288 1065 797 426
23 Why no, no plans yet for dinner tonight. You? 1.7190 0.01589 2196 1016 786 394
24 I guess I can stop worrying about starving to death. 1.7190 0.01636 2142 1004 738 400
25 Pescatarian. You? 1.7158 0.01666 2034 950 714 370
26 If that melts, we’re both screwed 1.7109 0.01737 1875 887 646 342
27 I thought you were extinct." "Same. 1.7084 0.01772 1804 868 601 335
28 At least one of us is going to eat. 1.7074 0.01819 1709 806 597 306
29 Between the melting and the flooding, I'd say we're both screwed. 1.7053 0.01819 1717 825 577 315
30 That must be what's left of Alaska; welcome to what's left of Hawaii. 1.7022 0.02315 1098 535 355 208
31 I said I was craving a cold BEER. 1.7003 0.02206 1208 590 390 228
32 If it makes any difference, I drove a Prius 1.7003 0.01907 1548 737 538 273
33 Name’s ‘Waldo’. They’ll find us eventually 1.6976 0.01972 1521 749 483 289
34 Yeah, well...this used to be Florida. 1.6953 0.01974 1444 693 498 253
35 You think you have it bad? I’m standing on Florida. 1.6926 0.02012 1425 697 469 259
36 Global warming. What brings you here? 1.6915 0.01994 1384 670 475 239
37 " So that's the polar ice cap? Well, welcome to Hawaii." 1.6908 0.02050 1352 665 443 244
38 I’d say we’re both on thin ice now. 1.6867 0.02119 1248 606 427 215
39 I know, and this used to be called "California" 1.6834 0.02164 1213 597 403 213
40 You eat fish, right? 1.6821 0.02054 1189 552 465 172
41 Oh,I asked for beer on ice... 1.6809 0.02250 1194 612 351 231
42 Well, the good news is you’ve made it to America. The bad news is this is it. 1.6806 0.02294 1055 515 362 178
43 Seals? Nope, no seals. You seen any ships? 1.6804 0.02169 1164 569 400 195
44 Tell me about it. This used to be Bermuda. 1.6761 0.02177 1099 529 400 170
45 Yes, I suppose you could say we’re polar opposites… 1.6735 0.02290 1078 538 354 186
46 Do you like fish? Please tell me you like fish. 1.6724 0.02216 1053 501 396 156
47 Alexa - I said root beer float! 1.6693 0.02423 1007 519 302 186
48 Damn...I was praying for an ice-cold BEER! 1.6674 0.02420 974 501 299 174
49 Oh, good, you brought the ice. 1.6663 0.02356 977 482 339 156
50 We’ve been trying to reach you about your vehicle warranty. 1.6649 0.02586 949 513 241 195
51 You think you're endangered? 1.6616 0.02444 919 470 294 155
52 It’s my just deserts island. 1.6575 0.02896 873 520 132 221
53 The upside is that I'll finally have fresh water and you'll have a scratching post. 1.6574 0.02498 861 429 298 134
54 It’s about to be a deserted island. 1.6562 0.02541 861 438 281 142
55 Broke off from Alaska? Tell me about it. This used to be Hawaii. 1.6537 0.02552 846 430 279 137
56 Oh Heavenly Father....I said cold BEER. 1.6531 0.02568 813 415 268 130
57 I'm afraid this is just the tip of the iceberg, my friend. 1.6508 0.02622 796 405 264 127
58 I don't suppose you're vegan. 1.6491 0.02618 798 407 264 127
59 I don't suppose that my supporting the WWF will make a difference. 1.6486 0.02515 774 383 284 107
60 But I wished for a “cold BEER.” 1.6465 0.02730 775 409 231 135
61 I wished for a "Cold beer" 1.6457 0.02841 748 405 203 140
62 Can you open a coconut? 1.6446 0.02614 740 385 241 114
63 Well, the good news is I’m vaccinated. 1.6414 0.02735 711 362 242 107
64 Oh boy! Ice and coconuts. Now, we just need rum. 1.6399 0.02734 697 352 244 101
65 Welcome to Florida. 1.6364 0.02768 682 347 236 99
66 Guess I won’t die of loneliness after all. 1.6358 0.02893 670 354 206 110
67 You think you have it rough? This is Manhattan. 1.6351 0.02856 666 354 204 108
68 Alaska? Welcome to Hawaii 1.6324 0.02790 642 334 215 93
69 One of us just got lucky. 1.6323 0.02950 650 347 195 108
70 I never imagined my massive carbon footprint would literally come back to bite me… 1.6310 0.02920 645 340 203 102
71 No, this is New York. Florida is further south. 1.6308 0.02821 642 326 227 89
72 Uh-oh. If yours melts, mine sinks. 1.6274 0.02989 620 330 191 99
73 Not the island getaway either of us were expecting, huh? 1.6246 0.02892 618 319 212 87
74 I admire your ability to go with the floe. 1.6246 0.02979 602 316 196 90
75 Welll…. At least one of us just found food. 1.6246 0.02992 594 311 195 88
76 Six feet,please. 1.6244 0.03051 591 315 183 93
77 Did Gore win? 1.6227 0.03223 554 303 157 94
78 Don’t look at me, I drove a Tesla. 1.6224 0.03059 580 308 183 89
79 So—you’re a man-eater. My name is Sheila. 1.6224 0.03174 580 320 159 101
80 You’ll have to attend a 90 minute time share presentation. 1.6207 0.03108 588 323 166 99
81 YOU'RE upset about global warming?!? Well say "aloha" to what's left of Hawaii!" 1.6166 0.03201 553 303 159 91
82 You think you have problems. I’m standing on what’s left of Manhattan. 1.6155 0.03268 541 300 149 92
83 Of all the possible endings I could think of, this never crossed my mind 1.6112 0.03256 517 281 156 80
84 Shipwreck. And you? 1.6069 0.03168 519 277 169 73
85 I know what you mean. This used to be Miami. 1.6069 0.03320 491 267 150 74
86 Man: "Alexa, I ordered and ice-cold b-e-e-r". 1.6069 0.03427 496 280 131 85
87 Thanks for coming with the fresh water. 1.6056 0.03314 497 272 149 76
88 I was wrong, I guess things could get worse. 1.6021 0.03209 475 258 152 65
89 I know how you must feel. This is all that's left of Florida. 1.6008 0.03486 471 266 127 78
90 I wasn't expecting you until 2030. 1.6004 0.03411 468 258 139 71
91 You think you’ve got troubles? This used to be Miami. 1.5987 0.03464 466 261 131 74
92 I asked for a BEER on ice! 1.5987 0.03671 456 268 103 85
93 Well, at least one of us won't die of hunger. 1.5978 0.03218 460 239 167 54
94 no doubt, your ride is cooler than mine 1.5973 0.03350 452 242 150 60
95 And I thought I was lost. 1.5935 0.03417 433 243 127 63
96 I feel you. This used to be a continent as well! 1.5932 0.03422 440 239 141 60
97 Now I know what it feels like to be endangered. 1.5930 0.03364 430 240 130 60
98 Don't blame me, my carbon footprint has beem zero ever since I washed up here. 1.5915 0.03381 426 226 148 52
99 This IS the North Pole. 1.5900 0.03630 422 239 117 66
100 Just chilling. You? 1.5896 0.03601 424 239 120 65
101 Cool, I am bipolar too. 1.5895 0.03682 419 240 111 68
102 It'll never work. We're polar opposites. 1.5881 0.03691 420 242 109 69
103 After many ups and downs, Tom realized that he was by polar. 1.5858 0.03746 408 236 105 67
104 You're not sick of eating fish yet are you? 1.5856 0.03396 403 219 135 49
105 Guess Who's Coming For Dinner 1.5856 0.03423 403 223 128 52
106 No one's going to save either of us, are they? 1.5856 0.03599 403 223 124 56
107 Vegetarian? 1.5852 0.03585 405 224 125 56
108 Yeah, I imagined Greenland as much bigger and snowier too. 1.5852 0.03602 405 225 123 57
109 I hope Darwin was wrong. 1.5844 0.03499 397 213 136 48
110 I ordered beer on ice! Fucking spell check.... 1.5842 0.04028 404 251 70 83
111 Sorry, it’s not much of a woods. 1.5831 0.04187 403 261 49 93
112 Either I’m hallucinating, or you are. 1.5821 0.03639 390 221 113 56
113 I can top that. This used to be Hawaii. 1.5814 0.03624 387 213 123 51
114 It was then that Jim realized he needed to enunciate better when he wished upon a star for an ice cold beer. 1.5809 0.03796 408 241 97 70
115 This island is vegan. 1.5803 0.03723 386 218 112 56
116 I was praying for a cold beer not a cold bear. 1.5796 0.03600 402 242 94 66
117 Arctic Circle? No,but you're getting warmer. 1.5795 0.03694 390 220 114 56
118 Sorry… I only have Pepsi. 1.5788 0.03744 387 223 105 59
119 Looks like we are both endangered. 1.5785 0.03307 382 204 139 39
120 - Boy, talk about polar opposites. 1.5781 0.03776 384 220 106 58
121 That’s what’s left of Antarctica? You’re looking at what’s left of Hawaii… 1.5778 0.03833 379 219 101 59
122 I hear you'd give your right arm for a drink of cold water 1.5775 0.03817 374 214 104 56
123 Tell me you've already eaten. 1.5772 0.03624 395 221 120 54
124 Sure is a hot one. 1.5757 0.03999 370 221 85 64
125 Sorry bud- Dr. Fauci said 6 feet 1.5754 0.03671 391 221 115 55
126 I said beer not bear!! 1.5749 0.03738 367 205 113 49
127 God please I asked for a beer on ice! 1.5749 0.04026 367 220 83 64
128 So clearly I jumped the gun on shouting, “This couldn’t get any worse!” 1.5745 0.03822 376 217 102 57
129 Sorry to tell you, but this is the North Pole. 1.5743 0.03699 397 228 110 59
130 You supply the ice and I'll supply the coconut. It's 5:00 somewhere! 1.5738 0.03941 366 215 92 59
131 Ok, which one of us is hallucinating? 1.5736 0.03737 387 222 108 57
132 Which one of us is the mirage? 1.5726 0.03790 358 201 109 48
133 Ice in my drink? Are you trying to lure me over for a quick bite? 1.5706 0.03718 354 195 116 43
134 My obituary just got even more interesting. 1.5694 0.03875 353 202 101 50
135 This island isn't big enough for 2 cliches. 1.5682 0.04047 352 210 84 58
136 Atleast one of us gets to eat tonight 1.5679 0.03832 368 213 101 54
137 I was wishing for a cold beer… 1.5678 0.03888 354 204 99 51
138 I don’t know if this will make a difference, but I always drove a Prius. 1.5677 0.03686 347 189 119 39
139 Trade you a coconut for a bag of ice. 1.5677 0.03664 347 188 121 38
140 Distancing still makes sense, though, right? 1.5677 0.03863 347 197 103 47
141 In my head, Antarctica was much bigger 1.5664 0.03751 339 186 114 39
142 Would you like to see a vegan menu? 1.5652 0.03988 345 202 91 52
143 Wow, Amazon really can send anything with one-day delivery 1.5647 0.04140 340 205 78 57
144 I drove a hybrid and installed solar panels, please don’t eat me 1.5638 0.04041 337 198 88 51
145 The note in the bottle said I wanted a BEER on ice! 1.5629 0.04025 334 195 90 49
146 Stop complaining. At least yours floats. 1.5623 0.03886 329 185 103 41
147 We’re just polar opposites 1.5623 0.03862 329 184 105 40
148 Not poles apart anymore, are we? 1.5610 0.03848 328 183 106 39
149 Yes, you could, but we'd need to set some ground rules. 1.5600 0.03798 350 199 106 45
150 God does have a sense of humor....I prayed for fresh water. 1.5600 0.03875 325 182 104 39
151 It's funny because if your little island melts, mine disappears. 1.5594 0.04019 320 184 93 43
152 My message in the bottle asked for some BEER on the rocks 1.5594 0.04067 320 186 89 45
153 What brings you to Tampa? 1.5590 0.04060 322 190 85 47
154 So, you’re self isolating too? 1.5584 0.03872 317 176 105 36
155 'Survivor' season thirty-two. You? 1.5573 0.03952 314 177 99 38
156 Dear God--I prayed for help, not perspective. 1.5569 0.04020 325 189 91 45
157 Island hopping? 1.5569 0.03913 325 187 96 42
158 You didn’t happen to bring a charger with you, did you? 1.5559 0.04188 313 186 80 47
159 Yes, but it's a dry heat. 1.5556 0.03970 333 194 93 46
160 And here I was thinking I’d die of thirst. 1.5552 0.03868 326 184 103 39
161 In my defense, I've been carbon neutral since I got here. 1.5549 0.03956 319 182 97 40
162 Where is your white privilege now, huh? 1.5538 0.04182 316 194 71 51
163 That’s okay-I’ll wait for the next one. 1.5527 0.03937 313 177 99 37
164 You didn’t miss anything, this last year has been isolating for everyone. 1.5519 0.03932 308 173 100 35
165 Welcome to what's left of Florida. 1.5516 0.04121 310 182 85 43
166 Eaten by a polar bear. Well to be perfectly honest, I didn't see that one coming. 1.5515 0.04215 301 178 80 43
167 I'm sorry you were voted off the island. 1.5512 0.04035 303 173 93 37
168 It looks like you've experienced a major meltdown. 1.5503 0.04086 298 171 90 37
169 Pescatarian,by any chance? 1.5503 0.03767 338 191 108 39
170 I was hoping for a Klondike. 1.5500 0.04038 300 171 93 36
171 No,no. You’re in the right place. This used to be Miami. 1.5500 0.04038 300 171 93 36
172 You're in quarantine too I see 1.5497 0.04018 302 172 94 36
173 At least you get to travel. 1.5490 0.04006 306 175 94 37
174 First, we'll need to set boundaries. 1.5482 0.03945 301 169 99 33
175 And thats when I started to take the climate change seriously 1.5479 0.03976 292 163 98 31
176 A glacier, eh? This is what’s left of Florida. 1.5479 0.03986 334 198 89 47
177 No man is an iceberg either 1.5473 0.04272 296 177 76 43
178 Please tell me you’re an emotional support bear. 1.5472 0.04255 307 186 74 47
179 You called for an U-Bear? 1.5467 0.04324 289 173 74 42
180 Thanks for the offer, but I think I'm better off here. 1.5452 0.03937 332 195 93 44
181 And I thought this island was unbearable. 1.5448 0.04201 290 170 82 38
182 I ordered BEER! 1.5439 0.04110 285 163 89 33
183 The science is still out if you ask me 1.5439 0.04018 285 160 95 30
184 I hope you've had dinner. 1.5434 0.03960 311 179 95 37
185 Do you want to come over for dinner? 1.5430 0.03614 291 157 112 22
186 So, I guess the whole "electric car" thing never caught on... 1.5429 0.03922 315 181 97 37
187 Don't look at me like that. I drive a Prius. 1.5427 0.03864 293 169 92 32
188 If you don't eat me, I'll go fifty-fifty on the book deal. 1.5409 0.04123 281 161 88 32
189 Climate change is real, man, or one of us is way off course. 1.5407 0.03808 307 171 106 30
190 Don't look at me like that, I always used the paper straws. 1.5404 0.04316 285 171 74 40
191 Mine was bigger too 1.5399 0.03916 313 180 97 36
192 Looks like one of us is in for a treat. 1.5396 0.04188 278 161 84 33
193 Tell me about it. 1.5393 0.04166 280 162 85 33
194 I'm willing to bet we used the same travel agency. 1.5392 0.03937 319 186 94 39
195 Tell me about it. This used to be a 125 acre coconut grove. 1.5387 0.04061 284 162 91 31
196 Just so you know, I am full of gluten. 1.5385 0.04182 273 157 85 31
197 Well, that happened sooner than we were all thinking. 1.5385 0.03853 299 167 103 29
198 It looks like we're both losing ground. 1.5382 0.04062 275 155 92 28
199 I was just thinking - I'm so hungry I could eat a bear. Is that a coincidence or what? 1.5377 0.04046 305 179 88 38
200 I said a beer on ice, not bear on ice 1.5373 0.04305 268 157 78 33
201 Are you here for the endangered species conference? 1.5368 0.03912 285 161 96 28
202 You looked a lot different on the dating site. 1.5368 0.04595 272 170 58 44
203 On a positive note, climate change will bring us closer. 1.5362 0.03976 304 176 93 35
204 Look, it's not my fault; I drive a Prius. 1.5358 0.04035 265 147 94 24
205 Stay on the iceberg I'm not vaccinated 1.5358 0.04535 265 162 64 39
206 No-no. I said I wished for an ice-cold BEER." 1.5339 0.04627 236 140 66 30
207 Don’t worry, I’m fully vaccinated. 1.5338 0.04140 296 181 74 41
208 North Pole you say? Well, this is what's left of Florida. 1.5328 0.04519 259 157 66 36
209 Damn spell check! I meant to order a BEER. 1.5321 0.04493 280 175 61 44
210 No, I'm not Tom Hanks. 1.5321 0.04243 265 154 81 30
211 (No caption necessary - leave as is). 1.5312 0.04916 256 167 42 47
212 Well, one of us is going to have something to eat at last! 1.5311 0.04036 273 157 88 28
213 You didn’t happen to see a volleyball floating around here did you? 1.5311 0.04152 273 158 85 30
214 You need to undergo a 14-day quarantine before you can land. 1.5310 0.04234 290 175 76 39
215 Believe me, I'm both as surprised and disappointed as you are. 1.5307 0.03827 277 159 92 26
216 So this is how it ends. 1.5292 0.04514 257 156 66 35
217 So, you go south for the winter? 1.5286 0.04107 280 163 86 31
218 Whew, given my luck, I was sure it would be Ted Cruz.” 1.5283 0.04506 265 163 64 38
219 Normally an optimist, Ralph feared that his empathy for the effect of Global Warming on the food chain for polar bears might go unrecognized 1.5280 0.04469 250 149 70 31
220 A beer. I asked for a beer. 1.5275 0.04036 309 185 85 39
221 Hey God, when I said this island was unbearable that’s not what I meant! 1.5267 0.04396 281 174 66 41
222 Exactly how strict of a vegetarian are you 1.5263 0.04300 266 158 76 32
223 Sorry dude, I drove a Prius. 1.5261 0.04591 268 169 57 42
224 I feel like we're drifting apart... 1.5255 0.04109 274 159 86 29
225 I'd ask you over but I have two days left in quarantine. 1.5255 0.04333 255 150 76 29
226 So what brings you here? 1.5253 0.04159 297 180 78 39
227 Your wife mad at you too? 1.5249 0.04378 261 159 68 34
228 Oh god, I hope we like the same music. 1.5234 0.04645 235 142 63 30
229 Don’t worry, the worst effects of climate change won’t hit until 2050. 1.5229 0.04349 262 157 73 32
230 I hope you know I'm a mirage. 1.5226 0.04337 243 141 77 25
231 Did you know we could reverse global warming by removing meat from our diet? 1.5222 0.04474 270 168 63 39
232 Tell me about it, this used to be Miami Beach. 1.5203 0.04580 246 153 59 34
233 Melting ice, rising sea level — we're both doomed. 1.5194 0.04569 258 161 60 37
234 No I ordered polarized glasses, not polar ice masses. 1.5190 0.04654 237 145 61 31
235 I envy the fact that you can go with the flow. 1.5171 0.04621 234 142 63 29
236 You’re welcome to stay, but this island recently adopted a strict vegetarians-only policy. 1.5165 0.04693 242 151 57 34
237 Al Gore said there'd be days like this. 1.5165 0.04430 242 144 71 27
238 Hey man - you're the first one here, thanks for bringing the ice. 1.5163 0.04452 246 148 69 29
239 Let's look at the upside. I get fresh water and you get to eat. 1.5161 0.04498 248 151 66 31
240 Are you free for dinner tonight? 1.5160 0.04542 250 154 63 33
241 Please! It wasn’t me! I always turned my lights off and sorted my plastics. I drove a Prius. 1.5153 0.04697 229 140 60 29
242 Sorry, I'm bi-polar. 1.5152 0.04746 231 143 57 31
243 My AirBnB ad said walking distance to the beach. You? 1.5146 0.04625 239 147 61 31
244 Do you have a phone charger? 1.5133 0.04372 263 161 69 33
245 Are you done with that raft? 1.5126 0.04283 238 138 78 22
246 Come on over! Florida still welcomes invasive species. 1.5123 0.04736 244 155 53 36
247 So you defended Liz Cheney, too? 1.5122 0.04563 246 152 62 32
248 Um, pretty sure I ordered a Klondike Bar? 1.5110 0.04790 227 144 51 32
249 Who’s endangered now? 1.5100 0.04338 249 149 73 27
250 What are you complaining about? At least yours floats. 1.5097 0.04275 257 154 75 28
251 So what? we both lied on the app! 1.5087 0.04559 230 139 65 26
252 I'm starving, so if you eat me you'll just be hungrier. 1.5086 0.04848 232 148 50 34
253 And I thought I was a drifter. 1.5084 0.04406 238 142 71 25
254 I'm sorry, but it would never work. We're polar opposites. 1.5082 0.04480 244 149 66 29
255 So you're a drifter too? 1.5068 0.04639 219 132 63 24
256 You’re not lost. This is Alaska. 1.5060 0.04459 251 155 65 31
257 Welcome to the climate change deniers conference. 1.5047 0.05026 212 135 47 30
258 What are the odds he's a vegetarian. 1.5047 0.04577 214 127 66 21
259 No thanks, I'll catch the next one. 1.5046 0.04176 218 122 82 14
260 Don't look at me; I didn't vote for that big orange jackass. 1.5045 0.04714 224 141 54 29
261 I don’t suppose I could interest you in a coconut. 1.5023 0.04594 219 132 64 23
262 Now all we need is a rabbi. 1.5023 0.04783 221 138 55 28
263 Thank goodness! I'm out of ice. 1.5022 0.04444 223 132 70 21
264 I ordered BEER on ice and a cellphone charger. Tell me you at least have the charger. 1.5022 0.04851 227 145 50 32
265 Pete would come to tolerate the bear, but he never felt comfortable sharing his wifi password with it. 1.5021 0.04522 241 149 63 29
266 Global Warming in a nutshell. 1.5000 0.04833 210 130 55 25
267 Good news—oil execs have pledged to increase boardroom diversity. 1.5000 0.05062 224 148 40 36
268 Exiled or working remote? 1.5000 0.04856 214 134 53 27
269 I've learned to go with the floe. 1.5000 0.04547 216 129 66 21
270 Sure, but any closer than THIS, you gotta wear the mask, 'kay? 1.5000 0.04392 242 147 69 26
271 Technically speaking, wish fulfilled. I'm no longer alone. 1.5000 0.04429 224 133 70 21
272 I'd advise you to go with the floe, but it looks like you don't have much choice. 1.5000 0.04458 240 147 66 27
273 Can you teach me how to go with the floe? 1.4978 0.04298 227 133 75 19
274 I suppose that you're not here to share a Coke." 1.4977 0.04740 221 138 56 27
275 Sorry for the mess. I wasn't expecting company. 1.4976 0.04754 209 128 58 23
276 Ever heard of the term "polar opposites? 1.4959 0.04327 244 148 71 25
277 I’m gonna need to see proof of vaccination. 1.4957 0.04502 234 144 64 26
278 Eating me won't actually solve your problem 1.4957 0.04571 232 144 61 27
279 We might be on different islands, but we are in the same boat, my friend. 1.4952 0.04867 208 130 53 25
280 You don't look anything at all like your online profile. 1.4950 0.05121 202 130 44 28
281 You look different from your profile picture. 1.4949 0.05051 198 125 48 25
282 Name's Waldo. But you didn't see me here, OK? 1.4936 0.04755 233 150 51 32
283 Welcome to Miami Beach! First time visitor? 1.4933 0.04533 223 136 64 23
284 How big did yours used to be? 1.4930 0.04514 215 129 66 20
285 You’re the third polar bear to drift by this week. 1.4926 0.04546 203 125 58 20
286 I'm starting to appreciate your concerns about extinction. 1.4922 0.04768 193 116 59 18
287 Darn. I had ordered a root beer float. 1.4917 0.04497 240 150 62 28
288 You know how to fish…right? 1.4912 0.04504 228 140 64 24
289 Global warming, am I right? 1.4908 0.04654 218 135 59 24
290 Your chances of a bear attack are never zero." 1.4907 0.04546 216 131 64 21
291 Never thought we’d drift apart like this 1.4905 0.04737 210 130 57 23
292 Nice to meet you Alaska, I'm Hawaii 1.4904 0.04721 208 128 58 22
293 Is this your nightmare or mine? 1.4900 0.04594 200 119 64 17
294 I just want you to know that I'm a vegetarian and I hope you are too. 1.4899 0.04570 198 117 65 16
295 Five months, twelve days, six hours. And you? 1.4898 0.04770 196 119 58 19
296 Yeah, I couldn’t find anything in the suburbs either. The market’s just too crazy right now. 1.4897 0.04417 243 151 65 27
297 Some go with the floe, others sand their ground. 1.4895 0.04936 190 117 53 20
298 Hey, you idiots at the New Yorker, this isn't funny! 1.4892 0.04864 231 152 45 34
299 That’s the North Pole? Believe it or not, this used to be California. 1.4892 0.04667 231 147 55 29
300 Climate change brings man and nature ever closer together. 1.4879 0.05026 207 134 45 28
301 You think you got it bad. This used to be a continent! 1.4874 0.04602 238 152 56 30
302 I know how you feel. My island used to be bigger too. 1.4870 0.05042 193 122 48 23
303 Looks like starvation, insanity, and sunscreen aren't my biggest concerns 1.4869 0.04568 191 112 65 14
304 Wish I could say, "I'm glad to see you" 1.4868 0.04722 189 113 60 16
305 So I’m guessing that Global Warming thing wasn’t fixed.. 1.4857 0.04688 210 130 58 22
306 Hey, welcome to the endangered species club. 1.4856 0.04721 208 129 57 22
307 Oh, Oh - I thought I ordered a beer on ice. 1.4854 0.04812 239 159 44 36
308 Mine may be small, but yours is shrinking. 1.4851 0.04874 202 127 52 23
309 I ordered BEER on ice. 1.4851 0.04567 235 149 58 28
310 My prayer was for an ice-cold beer! 1.4842 0.04825 221 143 49 29
311 So…is this where they send the unvaccinated? 1.4836 0.04780 213 135 53 25
312 I loved you in "An Inconvenient Truth!" 1.4835 0.05033 182 113 50 19
313 I know how you feel - this used to be Manhattan. 1.4832 0.04640 238 154 53 31
314 First time to Miami? 1.4831 0.04687 207 128 58 21
315 Once you hit the Tropic of Capricorn, just keep heading south. You'll run right into it. 1.4829 0.04581 234 149 57 28
316 It' s okay- I'm vaccinated. 1.4828 0.04805 203 127 54 22
317 I’m guessing you’re hungry. 1.4826 0.04737 201 124 57 20
318 It’s nothing fancy but at least it won’t melt. 1.4826 0.04630 201 122 61 18
319 Vaccinated? 1.4824 0.05080 199 129 44 26
320 You’re vegan, right? 1.4822 0.04965 197 125 49 23
321 Things have changed a lot here in Greenland since you left. 1.4820 0.04591 222 139 59 24
322 I guess it's best to stay 6ft apart 1.4818 0.04667 220 139 56 25
323 Florida man determines climate change was not a hoax after all 1.4817 0.05026 191 121 48 22
324 Does it help to know you are the poster boy for Global Warming? 1.4816 0.04389 245 154 64 27
325 Somehow I don’t see this ending well. 1.4815 0.04400 216 135 60 21
326 I love a guest that brings his own ice. 1.4809 0.04829 183 111 56 16
327 I sure hope you're stuffed. 1.4807 0.05173 181 115 45 21
328 No, I do not have any Grey Poupon. 1.4794 0.04914 194 122 51 21
329 This is my White Russian on Ice? 1.4793 0.04804 217 140 50 27
330 I know, this used to be Guam. 1.4775 0.04957 178 117 40 21
331 Is it just me or is the world getting smaller? 1.4774 0.04978 199 128 47 24
332 I actually said "No Ice". 1.4774 0.04823 199 125 53 21
333 Sure, I could use a hug. 1.4772 0.04912 197 125 50 22
334 Greetings from one threatened species to another! 1.4772 0.05016 197 127 46 24
335 Are you a vegetarian too? 1.4769 0.04841 195 122 53 20
336 I feel bad for you but there's nothing to eat here...keep going. 1.4767 0.04708 193 118 58 17
337 I wished for a Klondike BAR! 1.4764 0.04796 212 136 51 25
338 I saw the iceberg with the seals pass by here about a half hour ago. 1.4757 0.04912 185 115 52 18
339 I know how you feel, mate. This was once Colorado 1.4752 0.04972 202 131 46 25
340 Polar Opposites attract huh? 1.4751 0.05112 181 115 46 20
341 I’ve heard of polar opposites but this is ridiculous! 1.4747 0.04385 217 132 67 18
342 Both ached for companionship, but their relationship was cut short by more immediate needs. 1.4721 0.04857 197 127 48 22
343 We could hang here, but your place is more chill. 1.4721 0.04804 197 124 53 20
344 No, I don’t think we’d get along. You’re the polar opposite of me. 1.4720 0.04807 214 139 49 26
345 Welcome to Palm Springs. Well, what's left of Palm Springs. 1.4716 0.04728 176 108 54 14
346 I'm a stunt double for Tom Hanks. You? 1.4706 0.05419 170 111 38 21
347 “Oh God; I hope he likes coconuts.” 1.4700 0.04855 200 128 50 22
348 I feel your pain... This used to be Toledo! 1.4697 0.04943 198 128 47 23
349 YOU'RE worried about what happens when that ice melts? 1.4695 0.04636 213 135 56 22
350 It looks like we’re both stranded on a metaphor. 1.4693 0.05091 179 114 46 19
351 Sorry, pal...this IS the Arctic... 1.4689 0.04845 209 136 48 25
352 I know your short-term plan, but what then? 1.4686 0.04633 207 130 57 20
353 Well one of us is in real trouble here. 1.4675 0.05244 169 108 43 18
354 Wrong hemisphere, dude, unless you happen to be bipolar. 1.4667 0.05155 195 130 39 26
355 Appreciate the offer but I'll pass on the lift, thanks. 1.4667 0.04439 195 117 65 13
356 I was worried about dehydration, starvation, exposure, sharks, and now here comes life's curve ball. 1.4663 0.04709 163 106 42 15
357 I'm a vegetarian. How about you? 1.4660 0.04826 191 123 48 20
358 As hope waned, his mirages became more bleak. 1.4659 0.05090 176 112 46 18
359 But you’re not angry at ALL humans, right? 1.4656 0.05117 189 124 42 23
360 So, you didn't believe in climate change either? 1.4647 0.05085 170 107 47 16
361 There's no future in this. We're just polar opposites. 1.4643 0.05333 168 109 40 19
362 Don’t look at me man my carbon footprint is basically zero 1.4637 0.04771 179 110 55 14
363 Last Supper?! 1.4634 0.04998 164 101 50 13
364 I understand that the way to survive extreme climate change is to switch to a plant based diet. 1.4633 0.05004 177 112 48 17
365 Yes, I did vote for him....sorry 1.4630 0.05478 162 106 37 19
366 Welcome! You've made it to the highest spot in what used to be Florida. 1.4625 0.05529 160 105 36 19
367 If you're here to warn me about the impact of my selfish choices, you're a little late. 1.4624 0.04889 186 118 50 18
368 No! I said I wish for a cold BEER 1.4623 0.05075 199 133 40 26
369 So you just went with the floe? 1.4615 0.05504 169 113 34 22
370 I suppose in the circumstances one tree could be considered "the woods". Why do you ask? 1.4615 0.05374 169 111 38 20
371 Finally, someone who knows how to fish! 1.4615 0.04890 195 126 48 21
372 Please tell me you're here to shoot one of those Coke commercials. 1.4599 0.04869 187 124 42 21
373 As the poster child of Climate Change, have you considered the eco-benefits of going vegan? 1.4598 0.05258 174 114 40 20
374 Climate change is a myth. 1.4590 0.05240 183 122 38 23
375 Just go with the floe! 1.4586 0.04984 181 116 47 18
376 Going with the floe eh?? 1.4583 0.05195 168 108 43 17
377 One of us is going to eat well tonight. 1.4583 0.04985 168 105 49 14
378 See how climate change brings us closer together. 1.4579 0.05093 190 126 41 23
379 Please tell me you're not hungry. 1.4574 0.04790 188 119 52 17
380 The Last Supper. 1.4574 0.05022 188 123 44 21
381 Ah, so they destroyed your environment too? 1.4574 0.04730 188 121 50 17
382 One of us is in the wrong contest. 1.4571 0.04977 175 111 48 16
383 Expedia. How about you? 1.4571 0.05358 175 117 36 22
384 I guess this spells the end of both our species. Unless you have another idea. 1.4571 0.04531 210 133 58 19
385 Oh wow. Klondike Bars dropped you huh? I'm the Hawaiian Punch Kid. 1.4566 0.05084 173 111 45 17
386 You know, despite all our differences, we really have an awful lot in common. 1.4566 0.04635 173 107 54 12
387 Of all his hallucinations since the shipwreck, this one seemed the most probable. 1.4564 0.04942 195 128 45 22
388 How is this my fault, I drive a Tesla. 1.4563 0.05082 160 102 44 14
389 You win. Climate change is real." 1.4562 0.04522 217 139 57 21
390 Yeah, mine is shrinking too.. 1.4561 0.04708 171 104 56 11
391 It may interest you to know I drove a Prius and gave generously to the WWF. 1.4560 0.04839 182 115 51 16
392 No bear is an island, either. 1.4560 0.04979 193 127 44 22
393 Great! Someone got my bottle. 1.4557 0.05432 158 103 38 17
394 Don't worry, I'm a pescatarian. 1.4555 0.04435 191 116 63 12
395 Okay rum? Check. Limes? Check. Ice? 1.4551 0.05352 167 110 38 19
396 I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty… 1.4551 0.05615 167 114 30 23
397 Before you come any closer, have you been vaccinated? 1.4551 0.05106 178 116 43 19
398 And I thought I was the one on thin ice! 1.4551 0.04851 178 112 51 15
399 Of all the deserted islands in all The New Yorker comics in all the issues, he floats into mine. 1.4550 0.05001 189 124 44 21
400 It probably won't work cuz we are polar opposites. Let's just go with the floe. 1.4545 0.04239 198 131 49 18
401 I ordered cold beer 1.4545 0.04956 176 112 48 16
402 I didn't think this could get any worse. 1.4540 0.04792 174 113 45 16
403 Al? Al Gore? Is that you?! 1.4539 0.05267 152 96 43 13
404 We’re polar opposites 1.4536 0.04942 183 118 47 18
405 Where I'm standing used to be Puerto Rico! 1.4535 0.05427 172 116 34 22
406 You my Ubear driver? 1.4535 0.05300 172 114 38 20
407 Lunch? 1.4534 0.05134 161 102 45 14
408 Oh great. There goes the neighborhood. 1.4529 0.05079 170 109 45 16
409 Have you been vaccinated? 1.4526 0.05036 190 126 42 22
410 Don't growl at me about global warming. In 2019 this was a 192 acre estate. 1.4518 0.05167 166 107 43 16
411 Well, this used to be Miami! 1.4518 0.05442 166 111 35 20
412 Let’s switch. I think we both need a vacation. 1.4516 0.05059 186 123 42 21
413 Oh so it is the end of the world. 1.4514 0.05104 175 114 43 18
414 I guess we’re both f***ed! 1.4512 0.05559 164 111 32 21
415 A chance meeting of polar opposites. 1.4511 0.05041 184 121 43 20
416 On the upside, at least one of us won't go to bed hungry tonight. 1.4510 0.05323 153 98 41 14
417 Oh god, you're going to say something about climate change, aren't you... 1.4503 0.05124 171 111 43 17
418 Up until now I was hoping someone would come along. 1.4503 0.04988 171 109 47 15
419 Awesome! You brought ice! 1.4503 0.04733 191 122 52 17
420 Are you my Ubear? 1.4500 0.05149 200 138 34 28
421 This isn’t funny anymore, is it? 1.4500 0.05123 180 119 41 20
422 I promise I had almost nothing to do with this 1.4500 0.04209 200 133 49 18
423 The CDC would say it's best we stay on our own islands. 1.4497 0.04959 169 107 48 14
424 Are you here to eat in or take out? 1.4497 0.04959 169 107 48 14
425 This isn't the rescue party I was expecting... 1.4494 0.05123 158 100 45 13
426 What sort of things do you like to eat…usually? 1.4492 0.04744 187 119 52 16
427 Now I believe you! 1.4491 0.05212 167 109 41 17
428 Really, there are no continents left to land on? 1.4491 0.05143 167 108 43 16
429 . I can trade you a palm frond for some ice. 1.4489 0.04886 176 112 49 15
430 It's unbearable over here. 1.4487 0.05403 156 102 38 16
431 As president of the homeowners' association, I must ask you to park that thing elsewhere. 1.4487 0.05479 156 103 36 17
432 Nah, global warming's a hoax. There must be another explanation. 1.4485 0.05187 165 107 42 16
433 Wanna hang out ? 1.4483 0.05252 174 116 38 20
434 I'm stranded but you seem to be adrift. 1.4483 0.05530 145 94 37 14
435 There is no rescue, then? 1.4481 0.04073 183 121 48 14
436 Sorry, my landlord doesn't allow pets. 1.4481 0.04791 154 103 37 14
437 Don’t be alarmed! Global Warming is a hoax! 1.4472 0.04704 199 129 51 19
438 Sorry, I already have multiple all cash offers. 1.4472 0.05168 161 106 39 16
439 Don't want to sound like your Mother....but you are on thin ice. 1.4465 0.04692 159 101 47 11
440 Let's NOT break the ice. 1.4464 0.05049 168 108 45 15
441 Just goin’ with the floe? 1.4462 0.04760 186 119 51 16
442 Sure; keep going then second left 1.4462 0.04940 186 122 45 19
443 It just doesn’t work without a Coke does it? 1.4459 0.05143 157 100 44 13
444 Insurance company says its your house that's flooding mine. 1.4452 0.05326 146 93 41 12
445 OK...but only if you promise not to hold 200 years of exploitative, shortsighted amassing of wealth at all costs resulting in the gradual destruction of your home against me. 1.4451 0.05556 164 112 31 21
446 Yes,but in all fairness when you inquired it was a 100 acres. 1.4451 0.04806 173 109 51 13
447 A little more melting and we're both out of luck. 1.4444 0.05318 153 99 40 14
448 Tell you what, we’ll flip for it. Loser gets eaten. 1.4444 0.04984 171 110 46 15
449 God I hope you like coconuts 1.4444 0.05399 153 100 38 15
450 This won't end well. 1.4439 0.04364 214 136 61 17
451 Oh come on! There isn’t enough room in this cartoon for two tragic heroes! 1.4439 0.04740 187 120 51 16
452 ...but in the end, it turned out that is was flat after all, and very much smaller than they had thought... 1.4439 0.04919 187 123 45 19
453 Don't look so surprised, I'm just the tip of the iceberg. 1.4438 0.05037 178 117 43 18
454 Are you Greg? I’m your uber driver. 1.4438 0.05227 160 104 41 15
455 Guess we’re both screwed, huh? 1.4432 0.04837 185 120 48 17
456 Trade you a coconut for some ice. 1.4432 0.04816 176 112 50 14
457 I asked God to send me a large cold beer!" 1.4432 0.05142 176 117 40 19
458 Boy, and I thought I was lost" 1.4432 0.04883 176 113 48 15
459 What are your dinner plans? 1.4424 0.05112 165 112 35 18
460 Bear: Looks like a dessert island 1.4424 0.05112 165 107 43 15
461 You looked so adorable about an hour ago. 1.4421 0.04626 190 121 54 15
462 Dude! Your island is way cooler than mine! 1.4417 0.05229 163 107 40 16
463 Day 296 - Saw a bear on an ice cube. 1.4416 0.05603 154 104 32 18
464 Funny,I was looking for a place to chill as well. 1.4410 0.05088 161 106 40 15
465 Cool ride dude. 1.4408 0.05090 152 96 45 11
466 It’s too late, isn’t it? 1.4405 0.04902 168 107 48 13
467 Don't blame me -- my tree makes me carbon neutral. 1.4403 0.04771 159 98 52 9
468 You think that’s bad, this is what’s left of Manhattan. 1.4403 0.05360 159 108 33 18
469 I think I’ll wait for the next one. 1.4398 0.04792 166 104 51 11
470 Any news on the billionaire space race? 1.4393 0.04871 173 111 48 14
471 You don't have anything to eat, do you? 1.4393 0.04940 173 112 46 15
472 Sorry, New York is already underwater -- this is Maine. 1.4386 0.05183 171 114 39 18
473 Yes, I have whiskers, but that doesn't mean I'm a seal. 1.4375 0.05222 160 105 40 15
474 If not for global warming we would have never met. 1.4375 0.05297 160 106 38 16
475 We have no choice but to go with the flo 1.4375 0.04912 160 101 48 11
476 Here ends the tale of the last man on the island of Manhattan. 1.4375 0.05515 160 109 32 19
477 I hope you like fish. 1.4372 0.04809 183 119 48 16
478 We are definitely polar opposites! 1.4371 0.05135 167 110 41 16
479 Tell me you’re not hungry. 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
480 You really ought to think about ditching that coat. 1.4362 0.05157 149 95 43 11
481 Well shoot. This isn’t exactly what I prayed for when I prayed for bare necessities. 1.4360 0.05290 172 117 35 20
482 I see you go with the floe 1.4360 0.04958 172 112 45 15
483 Go with the floe, right? 1.4359 0.05394 156 104 36 16
484 I hope you're hungry. I'm a heck of a fisherman. 1.4359 0.05239 156 102 40 14
485 Are you my ride from Ubear? 1.4357 0.06016 140 97 25 18
486 The irony is killing me. 1.4356 0.05224 163 108 39 16
487 No,no,I asked for an ice cold BEER. 1.4354 0.05717 147 100 30 17
488 So I take the coconuts to the opposite shore first, then come back for you, then... no give me a minute to figure this out. 1.4354 0.05551 147 98 34 15
489 I come bearing bad news 1.4351 0.05123 154 99 43 12
490 It's not global warming. It's continental drift. 1.4348 0.05814 138 93 30 15
491 I don’t know which one of us is in more trouble. 1.4348 0.05271 161 107 38 16
492 Please tell me you have a Klondike bar. 1.4345 0.05180 168 112 39 17
493 I asked for a Polar Bar. 1.4343 0.05221 175 119 36 20
494 I've recently become a vegetarian, what about you? 1.4343 0.04829 175 113 48 14
495 I don't suppose you can understand that I merely present a temporary solution to a larger problem? 1.4340 0.05466 159 108 33 18
496 You think YOU’VE got climate change problems? This used to be Florida. 1.4340 0.05466 159 108 33 18
497 Sorry we’ve already reached our refugee quota. 1.4338 0.05969 136 93 27 16
498 Welcome to Manhattan! 1.4337 0.05083 166 109 42 15
499 Talk about polar opposites 1.4335 0.05265 173 118 35 20
500 I can't believe we used the same timeshare agent. 1.4333 0.05217 150 97 41 12
501 Global housewarming parties can get awkward! 1.4327 0.04906 171 111 46 14
502 At least mine isn't melting! 1.4326 0.05063 141 88 45 8
503 I wasn’t expecting to see you ‘til 2041. 1.4326 0.05355 141 91 39 11
504 What’s the one record album you’d wish you brought along? 1.4326 0.05541 141 93 35 13
505 —Alaska? —New Mexico. 1.4326 0.05063 141 88 45 8
506 Of all the bears in all the world’s sandbars, you float into mine. 1.4324 0.05685 148 101 30 17
507 This is about 6 feet, right" 1.4324 0.04904 148 97 40 11
508 Most of it is below the surface. This is just the tip of the mountain. 1.4321 0.04866 162 103 48 11
509 The name is Gore. 1.4317 0.05504 139 91 36 12
510 We meet at last. 1.4315 0.05316 146 95 39 12
511 At this point, just eat me. 1.4315 0.05576 146 98 33 15
512 I imagine you haven’t eaten in about 50 latitudes. 1.4314 0.05059 153 98 44 11
513 I'm gonna pass on your invite to have me for dinner. 1.4314 0.05389 153 102 36 15
514 For the last time… Yes I know that is only the tip of the iceberg! 1.4312 0.05366 160 108 35 17
515 Okay, this was pretty far down on my list of possible outcomes." 1.4311 0.04987 167 109 44 14
516 'Don't look at me like that, I used paper straws.' 1.4306 0.04992 144 90 46 8
517 I’m standing on what’s left of Miami. How did you get here? 1.4304 0.05340 158 106 36 16
518 Guess we’re in the same boat… or rather a lack thereof. 1.4304 0.04989 158 104 41 13
519 I heard you say you’d die for some ice. 1.4303 0.05384 165 113 33 19
520 Don’t suppose you’re vegan? 1.4303 0.05174 165 110 39 16
521 No, No, No, I said please get me a cold “Beer”! 1.4302 0.05221 172 117 36 19
522 A rising tide affects all beings 1.4295 0.05492 149 100 34 15
523 Tell me about it. Three weeks ago, I was a mountaintop hermit. 1.4295 0.05073 156 101 43 12
524 This is rather anticlimactic. 1.4295 0.05540 156 107 31 18
525 You’re not from around here, I take it. 1.4294 0.04882 163 107 43 13
526 My place or yours? 1.4286 0.04819 168 108 48 12
527 Spending the winter down south? 1.4276 0.04815 152 95 49 8
528 Food's better on the next island. 1.4276 0.05600 145 98 32 15
529 Well fuck. 1.4276 0.05514 145 97 34 14
530 Funny thing — from a distance you looked like a rescue boat driven by a supermodel. 1.4267 0.05624 150 103 30 17
531 Mine used to be a lot bigger too. 1.4266 0.05657 143 97 31 15
532 Aren’t you a bit out of your comfort zone? 1.4265 0.05386 136 88 38 10
533 At least you’re mobile 1.4265 0.05386 136 88 38 10
534 Don’t be sad. Three billionaires are in space. 1.4264 0.06005 129 88 27 14
535 Look on the bright side: we could make this a game of survivor.” 1.4264 0.05587 129 84 35 10
536 Not what I meant when I prayed for my polar opposite 1.4264 0.05800 129 86 31 12
537 Do you have outdoor seating? 1.4264 0.05904 129 87 29 13
538 Thanks for bringing the ice! 1.4260 0.04870 169 110 46 13
539 Why don’t we set up a Zoom meeting instead? 1.4260 0.05082 169 113 40 16
540 You go ahead. I’ll wait for the next one. 1.4259 0.05166 162 108 39 15
541 Friends or Edibles? 1.4258 0.05009 155 100 44 11
542 This is the polar opposite of what I was hoping for 1.4255 0.05535 141 94 34 13
543 Phil?!! What are the odds... 1.4254 0.05934 134 92 27 15
544 Don't look at me like that. My carbon footprint has been close to zero for over four years. 1.4250 0.05433 160 110 32 18
545 Are you a vegetarian? 1.4250 0.04068 160 111 37 12
546 Are you a bearer of good news, or is this some kind of omen. 1.4248 0.05138 153 100 41 12
547 I wasn’t expecting anyone or I would’ve put some pants on. 1.4248 0.05462 153 104 33 16
548 I jumped off my infected cruise ship. What’s your story. 1.4247 0.05309 146 96 38 12
549 They say it's not the destination. It's the journey. 1.4247 0.05128 146 94 42 10
550 No, I don't have an oar. 1.4245 0.05591 139 93 33 13
551 It looks like its just you me for the annual polar bear swim. 1.4245 0.05401 139 91 37 11
552 How hungry are you and how far can you jump? 1.4242 0.05024 165 109 42 14
553 Don't worry -- you'll be okay. Climate change is just a hoax. 1.4242 0.05804 132 89 30 13
554 I thought we agreed to hold this meeting over Zoom 1.4241 0.05181 158 105 39 14
555 You and I must have the same divorce attorney 1.4236 0.05795 144 100 27 17
556 Well I suppose we're both on thin ice now. 1.4236 0.05360 144 95 37 12
557 Trade? 1.4235 0.04847 170 111 46 13
558 You using that tree? 1.4234 0.05356 137 89 38 10
559 6 feet please 1.4234 0.05356 137 89 38 10
560 Thoughts and prayers didn’t work for you either? 1.4233 0.05633 163 116 25 22
561 So, what brings you to Florida? 1.4222 0.05511 135 89 35 11
562 This island is hosting the climate conference, the buffet is on the next. 1.4219 0.06137 128 89 24 15
563 Oh, Barry, I feel we're drifting apart! 1.4218 0.05539 147 100 32 15
564 'Go with the floe,' they said. 1.4218 0.05192 147 96 40 11
565 Finally, Food & Shade". "Finally, Food & Water! 1.4214 0.05274 140 91 39 10
566 Ah, we meet at last. It wasn’t a matter of time, but of weather. 1.4214 0.05232 159 107 37 15
567 Oh, good. You remembered to bring the ice. 1.4211 0.05158 152 100 40 12
568 So… what’s good to eat around here? 1.4211 0.05072 152 99 42 11
569 I said: "No ice, please". 1.4206 0.05207 126 79 41 6
570 The solitude here is unbearable. 1.4206 0.05674 126 83 33 10
571 WHAT? YOU WAITING FOR ME TO YELL "RADIO!" OR SOMETHING? 1.4201 0.05477 169 120 27 22
572 Oh great, talk about polar opposites 1.4199 0.04958 181 123 40 18
573 Yep, just keep going straight down past New Zealand---you can't miss it---big, and white,and cold. 1.4198 0.05086 162 108 40 14
574 Why the long paws? 1.4194 0.05327 155 105 35 15
575 A mirage can go both ways you know. 1.4186 0.05792 129 87 30 12
576 You are the coolest thing I've seen since I've been here. 1.4186 0.05243 129 82 40 7
577 It’s a hoax! 1.4183 0.04961 153 104 36 13
578 I got your message. 1.4179 0.06020 134 94 24 16
579 If yours shrinks, so does mine. 1.4179 0.04946 134 91 33 10
580 'Oh, I'll take the next one' 1.4178 0.05212 146 96 39 11
581 Come on--I prayed for a cold BEER 1.4177 0.05404 158 109 32 17
582 Well I guess we all have our bears to cross. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
583 Wow! Global warming has sent me a friend. 1.4172 0.05422 163 114 30 19
584 So…I see you forgot to make your “What 3 things would you want if you were stranded on a deserted island” list too 1.4171 0.05079 175 120 37 18
585 It is absolutely NOT cooler in the shade... 1.4171 0.04780 187 126 44 17
586 Me? I'm here to get away from all those climate change believers. 1.4167 0.05382 132 86 37 9
587 Finally, something besides fish to eat." "Finally, something besides fish to eat. 1.4167 0.05434 168 119 28 21
588 At least you can break off a piece and suck on it. 1.4161 0.05447 137 91 35 11
589 We are about to find out which one of us is more endangered 1.4161 0.05545 137 92 33 12
590 Sadly,I think we're both endangered species. 1.4157 0.04688 178 117 48 13
591 Damn, you too? 1.4155 0.05021 142 91 43 8
592 This cartoon isn't big enough for the two of us. 1.4154 0.05756 130 88 30 12
593 Dinner for one? 1.4152 0.04960 171 115 41 15
594 Su casa is gonna melt and flood mi casa. 1.4151 0.05376 159 110 32 17
595 Well at least one of us won’t be hungry? 1.4148 0.05796 135 93 28 14
596 Don't blame me my carbon footprint is zero. 1.4148 0.05085 135 86 42 7
597 We're both endangered. 1.4148 0.05192 135 87 40 8
598 How about this weather? 1.4145 0.05234 152 102 37 13
599 At least you traveled, got to see the world! 1.4145 0.04979 152 99 43 10
600 You think global warming hit you bad? This used to be Miami... 1.4145 0.05065 152 100 41 11
601 One of us is probably a mirage 1.4143 0.05458 140 94 34 12
602 I'll trade you a coconut for a glass of ice water. 1.4143 0.05458 140 94 34 12
603 Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to go with the floe. 1.4143 0.05118 140 93 37 10
604 And I thought I had problems. 1.4141 0.05604 128 85 33 10
605 We're in the saddest cartoon ever. 1.4141 0.06027 128 89 25 14
606 When I prayed for fresh water, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.4141 0.05146 128 81 41 6
607 Oh good, my ride's here. 1.4141 0.05604 128 85 33 10
608 Who’s for dinner? 1.4138 0.05140 145 95 40 10
609 Looks like we’re suffering from bipolar disorder. 1.4133 0.05531 150 104 30 16
610 No. I'm bi-polar. You're just polar. 1.4130 0.05317 138 91 37 10
611 How are you adapting? 1.4129 0.04996 155 102 42 11
612 Alexa, I said send me some "Solar Wear" 1.4126 0.05643 143 99 29 15
613 Well, looks like one of us is really screwed. 1.4125 0.04888 160 105 44 11
614 It's what we call a zero-sum game, which means we're both screwed either way. 1.4122 0.05721 131 89 30 12
615 Sorry, but have you been vaccinated yet 1.4122 0.05585 148 103 29 16
616 Well, at least one of us will eat well tonight. 1.4121 0.04938 165 110 42 13
617 I got your message in a bottle about climate change being a hoax. I came as quick as I could. 1.4118 0.04977 170 115 40 15
618 I've got the coconuts if you've got the ice. 1.4113 0.05237 141 93 38 10
619 Let’s not start pointing fingers here… 1.4113 0.05139 141 92 40 9
620 I was too proud to ask for directions, too. 1.4110 0.05383 146 99 34 13
621 Are you able to get wifi over there? 1.4107 0.04650 168 109 49 10
622 This didn’t happen in Castaway 1.4107 0.04874 168 112 43 13
623 I see you brought ice. I have a bit of rum. Celebrate? Or... As I suspect, you are ready for dinner... my bad. 1.4106 0.04996 151 99 42 10
624 Trust me, I feel your pain, this is all that's left of Florida. 1.4104 0.05424 134 89 35 10
625 NOW... no one is gonna believe me. 1.4101 0.04429 139 89 45 5
626 Have we met? 1.4099 0.04943 161 107 42 12
627 Are you staying for dinner? 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
628 Welcome to Quebec! 1.4097 0.05611 144 100 29 15
629 Well I hope we didn’t pick the same book 1.4094 0.05847 127 87 28 12
630 Let me guess. It's been a long, long time since you've eaten anything. 1.4094 0.05217 149 100 37 12
631 Dan regretted ordering a beer on ice. 1.4094 0.05554 149 104 29 16
632 Don’t complain. This used to be a mountaintop. 1.4088 0.05295 159 110 33 16
633 The product of a polarized nation. 1.4088 0.04985 159 106 41 12
634 You’re a vegetarian, right? 1.4088 0.05339 137 91 36 10
635 Alex now recognizes it that he should have been more specific in his prayers for food and water. 1.4082 0.05266 147 99 36 12
636 When did you breakup? 1.4080 0.05340 125 81 37 7
637 We finally meet! Our 1 degree of separation was Fahrenheit. 1.4074 0.05593 135 92 31 12
638 Please know that I donate every spare cent I have to the World Wildlife Federation. 1.4071 0.05354 140 94 35 11
639 Ugh. I came here to get away from liberal hoaxes. 1.4069 0.05579 145 101 29 15
640 Where were you when I still had beer left? 1.4069 0.05132 145 96 39 10
641 Don't suppose you have any SPF 1000? 1.4069 0.05225 145 97 37 11
642 You ordered ice? 1.4069 0.05038 145 95 41 9
643 I gave to the World Wildlife Fund 1.4068 0.05547 118 77 34 7
644 Dude, you’re actually more screwed than I am. 1.4067 0.05190 150 101 37 12
645 If Jeremy had known his wish for a well cooled, crewed, intercontinental vessel would be granted, he might have taken his time, which he had in abundance, to be more specific in his wording. 1.4065 0.04988 155 108 33 14
646 ' changed my mind on Karma and Global warming all on one day..' 1.4062 0.05703 128 87 30 11
647 Not the rescue ship I need, but probably the rescue ship I deserve. 1.4054 0.05059 148 98 40 10
648 When I wished for an “iced cold beer,” I must not have annunciated clearly enough… 1.4054 0.05237 148 100 36 12
649 Let me start by saying I drive a hybrid. 1.4054 0.05059 148 98 40 10
650 You're early. 1.4046 0.05172 131 85 39 7
651 Congratulations on being the first polar bear to reach the top of Mount Everest! 1.4046 0.05814 131 91 27 13
652 Have you eaten? 1.4046 0.05502 131 88 33 10
653 So it's a go-with-the-floe thing? 1.4044 0.05360 136 91 35 10
654 Well if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions 1.4044 0.05657 136 94 29 13
655 I didn't expect snowbirds for another month. 1.4043 0.05511 141 97 31 13
656 Still social distancing? 1.4041 0.05286 146 99 35 12
657 What do you use for your Zoom background? 1.4032 0.05600 124 83 32 9
658 In the long-term we're both screwed; however, in the short-term you definitely have the advantage. 1.4031 0.05773 129 89 28 12
659 The penguin went that way 1.4031 0.05450 129 86 34 9
660 This was definitely NOT on my list of things to have on a deserted island. 1.4030 0.05617 134 92 30 12
661 I wished for Polar Water on ice. 1.4029 0.05278 139 93 36 10
662 Hi are you my Uber? 1.4029 0.05178 139 92 38 9
663 Have you considered the health benefits of vegetarianism? 1.4028 0.05336 144 98 34 12
664 Baked Alaska meets tropical punch. 1.4028 0.05689 144 102 26 16
665 Welcome to California. 1.4028 0.05245 144 97 36 11
666 Hey, am I your mirage or are you my mirage? 1.4026 0.04789 154 103 41 10
667 Well, at least one of us gets a last meal. 1.4026 0.05172 154 105 36 13
668 Before you come ashore, I'll need to see your Covid vaccine passport. 1.4026 0.05006 154 103 40 11
669 Great, now I gotta quarentine all over again … 1.4026 0.05172 154 105 36 13
670 The North Pole ain’t what it used to be 1.4016 0.05541 122 81 33 8
671 Well, at least I avoided COVID-19. 1.4016 0.05662 122 82 31 9
672 You don't really look like your profile picture. 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
673 Welcome to Los Angeles. 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
674 I need ice and you need what was that again? 1.4015 0.05308 132 90 32 10
675 I finally understand your plight. 1.4015 0.05028 132 85 41 6
676 No, I don’t believe it either. Say, are you hungry, too? 1.4014 0.04902 142 92 43 7
677 OK, you eat me. Then what? 1.4014 0.05480 142 98 31 13
678 Directions? Head North. 1.4000 0.05484 135 92 32 11
679 I don't think we belong in the same cartoon, eh. 1.4000 0.05049 140 92 40 8
680 I guess you're the bear of bad news. 1.4000 0.05434 150 105 30 15
681 I'm hoping you can't climb trees. 1.4000 0.04834 145 94 44 7
682 Mine's shrunk too. 1.4000 0.04683 145 100 35 10
683 Hello, 2021 1.4000 0.05534 140 97 30 13
684 Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... 1.4000 0.04580 145 99 37 9
685 I might be able to throw something together with coconuts and ice. 1.4000 0.05307 145 99 34 12
686 - can I take a selfie first? 1.3988 0.05214 168 119 31 18
687 Just remember, “No bear is an island.” 1.3987 0.04937 153 104 38 11
688 Welcome to Don't Eat the Dude Island. 1.3986 0.05229 148 101 35 12
689 We could go in on a pina colada. 1.3986 0.05311 143 100 30 13
690 Yeah, sure, I'm a vegetarian. Mostly. 1.3986 0.05170 143 96 37 10
691 Due to global warming I've had to invoke strong immigration restrictions. 1.3985 0.05742 133 93 27 13
692 Finally, a cool neighbor! 1.3985 0.05742 133 93 27 13
693 I know you've been holding it in, but stay away from my tree.. 1.3984 0.05905 128 90 25 13
694 In today's housing market, we're considered the lucky ones. 1.3984 0.05472 128 86 33 9
695 Down for the weekend? 1.3984 0.05064 123 86 28 9
696 Are you thinking what I’m thinking? 1.3982 0.05968 113 77 27 9
697 So… shall we break the ice? 1.3974 0.05239 151 104 34 13
698 Yeah, I agree: we’re so polarized these days. 1.3973 0.05707 146 105 24 17
699 There’s lots more room at low tide, and I’ll show you how to drink from a coconut. 1.3973 0.05187 146 99 36 11
700 I will call you Wilson. 1.3972 0.05219 141 95 36 10
701 One thing I've learned here is to go with the floe. 1.3972 0.05121 141 94 38 9
702 No, in fact, I haven't eaten. 1.3971 0.05248 136 91 36 9
703 Tell me you brought a paddle... 1.3971 0.05451 136 93 32 11
704 Man: companionship, laughter, conversation. Polar Bear: Food 1.3971 0.05451 136 93 32 11
705 You wouldn't, by chance, be a vegan? 1.3969 0.05598 131 90 30 11
706 Don't blame me! I drive a Tesla!" 1.3969 0.05701 131 91 28 12
707 Don’t look at me like that 1.3969 0.05492 131 89 32 10
708 And I thought rising sea levels were my biggest worry about global warming. 1.3969 0.05384 131 88 34 9
709 I'd invite you over, but technically you would be an invasive species. 1.3967 0.05439 121 80 34 7
710 You can stay the weekend, but I have a flock of penguins coming on Monday 1.3967 0.05564 121 81 32 8
711 Good news! All new cars will be electric by 2040! 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
712 Don’t look at me, I’m carbon neutral. 1.3961 0.04911 154 103 41 10
713 Don’t be ashamed – I have to ask for directions sometimes. too. 1.3960 0.05200 149 102 35 12
714 Welcome to Hawaii, the Big Island! 1.3958 0.05418 144 100 31 13
715 We’re not so different, you and I. 1.3957 0.05168 139 93 37 9
716 Philip is on the next island! 1.3953 0.05657 129 89 29 11
717 Won't you be my neighbor. 1.3953 0.05657 129 89 29 11
718 Welcome to North America. 1.3953 0.05549 129 88 31 10
719 Can you give me a shove? 1.3953 0.05657 129 89 29 11
720 ...but teach a bear how to fish... 1.3950 0.05873 119 82 27 10
721 Oh no, you too! 1.3949 0.05012 157 107 38 12
722 Fine, but bear in mind that I snore. 1.3947 0.05126 152 104 36 12
723 Well, at least you're going somewhere. 1.3945 0.05976 109 74 27 8
724 I don't get it. My caption is always better than winning one and they never pick me 1.3939 0.06061 132 96 20 16
725 When you arrive to the climate skeptics party too early…or too late. 1.3939 0.05458 132 90 32 10
726 I said I wanted a beer on ice, not a bear on ice 1.3937 0.05826 127 89 26 12
727 I'm going to pass. 1.3934 0.05404 122 81 34 7
728 I ordered cubes. 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
729 Careful what you wish for. 1.3934 0.05649 122 83 30 9
730 Florida really has changed, hasn’t it? 1.3933 0.05085 150 102 37 11
731 I imagined a lot of ways I'd die on this island. This wasn't one of them. 1.3933 0.05588 150 108 25 17
732 Their hungry eyes met, and in an instant both Basil and the Bear realised that companionship trumped consumption. 1.3932 0.06064 117 82 24 11
733 When Life of Pi actually happens 1.3932 0.06064 117 82 24 11
734 Don't worry, I'm vegan. 1.3929 0.04935 140 92 41 7
735 Honestly, I don’t know which of us is more fucked… 1.3929 0.05797 140 101 23 16
736 “Covid quarantine. What about you?” 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
737 No, it's 2046. Welcome to the Hawaiian Island. 1.3929 0.04853 168 115 40 13
738 ‘Oh, look - dessert island’ 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
739 I got nothin'. You? 1.3926 0.05473 135 93 31 11
740 Maybe we should skip the icebreakers. 1.3925 0.06607 107 77 18 12
741 This season on ‘Survivor - Man vs. Beast: Climate Change edition’ 1.3922 0.05014 153 104 38 11
742 At least you get to stay cool 1.3919 0.05131 148 101 36 11
743 It seems like a really bad sign that you’re here, in the Florida Key. 1.3917 0.05199 120 78 37 5
744 Your first day too? 1.3917 0.05712 120 82 29 9
745 More of a Pepsi guy, myself. 1.3917 0.05265 120 86 24 10
746 Small world. 1.3913 0.05288 138 94 34 10
747 Yeah, my island used to be really big too. 1.3913 0.05481 115 76 33 6
748 . “I’m starting to think Al Gore may have been right” 1.3913 0.04872 138 90 42 6
749 Dilemma: Do I grin and bear it or go with the floe? 1.3910 0.06022 133 97 20 16
750 What is your pronoun? 1.3909 0.05494 110 72 33 5
751 I'd love to have you over for dinner. 1.3907 0.04880 151 101 41 9
752 Thank God for global warming....I've been so lonely the past decade. 1.3906 0.04989 128 83 40 5
753 Like I wasn't depressed enough. 1.3902 0.05612 123 84 30 9
754 Think. You'd get lonely on this island all by yourself. 1.3902 0.05845 123 86 26 11
755 Did you hear Bezos went to space? 1.3902 0.05612 123 84 30 9
756 I have an Uber for Jeff? 1.3902 0.05612 123 84 30 9
757 But I don't believe in climate change! 1.3901 0.05110 141 95 37 9
758 Ok, hypothetically speaking, what is the one thing you would bring if you were stranded on a deserted island? 1.3901 0.05110 141 95 37 9
759 Small world, huh. 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
760 For the record big guy, I drive an electric car and up until just a few minutes ago an electric boat. 1.3896 0.03721 154 112 32 10
761 Each man is an island. What's your excuse? 1.3896 0.05237 154 108 32 14
762 So...which travel agency did YOU use? 1.3896 0.05237 154 108 32 14
763 Nowadays we really have no choice but to go with the floe. 1.3894 0.05954 113 78 26 9
764 Well, I did wish for fresh water and someone to talk to. 1.3893 0.05262 131 88 35 8
765 Pardon me, but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.3893 0.05793 131 93 25 13
766 And that's not even the tip of the iceberg! 1.3893 0.05013 149 101 38 10
767 Finally, a beach and a free snack. 1.3889 0.05131 144 98 36 10
768 So your from Greenland. Well, welcome to Nantucket. 1.3889 0.05631 126 87 29 10
769 Hot out today, huh? 1.3889 0.05631 126 87 29 10
770 I'll share my shade if I can have some ice. 1.3884 0.05426 121 81 33 7
771 Eat prey. Love? Ha ha,you're funny. 1.3883 0.05559 103 67 32 4
772 Yep, go due north, 3000 miles. You can't miss it. 1.3883 0.05728 103 68 30 5
773 Wha'dya mean, what's for dinner? 1.3882 0.05117 152 105 35 12
774 Nine-tenths of yours is underwater, but mine used to be New Zealand. 1.3881 0.05696 134 95 26 13
775 My therapist said I’m a bipolar with an existential crisis 1.3881 0.05597 134 94 28 12
776 Well, this is awkward. 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
777 Why yes, I'm free for lunch tommorow 1.3879 0.05305 116 76 35 5
778 we've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty 1.3879 0.06453 116 85 17 14
779 Do these stripes make me look fat? 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
780 I knew climate change would be a bear,but this is ridiculous! 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
781 I will trade you two dead fish for some ice. 1.3871 0.05692 124 86 28 10
782 No, I wished for an iced cold BEER! 1.3871 0.05806 124 87 26 11
783 So long, and thanks for all the fish! 1.3867 0.04896 150 101 40 9
784 Going south? 1.3864 0.04887 132 86 41 5
785 Climate change is bringing us closer together! 1.3862 0.05008 145 98 38 9
786 I can relate. This island used to be 3 square miles. 1.3862 0.05196 145 100 34 11
787 I think we need to take things slow. 1.3862 0.05008 145 98 38 9
788 In my defense, I didn’t really think this whole climate change thing would affect me too. 1.3862 0.05103 145 99 36 10
789 So uh...where ya headed? 1.3858 0.05595 127 88 29 10
790 Join me , mine doesn’t melt 1.3858 0.05595 127 88 29 10
791 Please don’t say ‘I told you so.’ 1.3858 0.05706 127 89 27 11
792 Just let me be food for thought 1.3857 0.05227 140 96 34 10
793 This wasn’t an island before either. 1.3856 0.05417 153 110 27 16
794 This climate change thing is unbearable. 1.3852 0.04581 135 96 30 9
795 Any news on the Paris Agreement? 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
796 You poor thing, I bet you're starving. 1.3846 0.05408 117 78 33 6
797 I think you might be a tad overdressed 1.3846 0.05053 143 97 37 9
798 Climate change is a beast, ain’t it? 1.3846 0.05150 143 98 35 10
799 I guess we're in the same boat....if only we had a boat. 1.3840 0.05540 125 86 30 9
800 Got the ice, but forgot the mixers. My bad. 1.3840 0.05655 125 87 28 10
801 Mind if I hitch a ride? 1.3840 0.04857 125 88 29 8
802 Hey, sometimes you gotta go with the floe. 1.3839 0.05982 112 78 25 9
803 So… Are you still working remote? 1.3839 0.05846 112 77 27 8
804 Welcome to Miami! 1.3835 0.05620 133 94 27 12
805 It looks like my castaway adventure has come face-to-face with an inconvenient truth.... 1.3835 0.05720 133 95 25 13
806 You're polar, I'm bipolar, let's see if we can make it work. 1.3835 0.05620 133 94 27 12
807 Kind of hoping you are also a pescatarian! 1.3833 0.05574 120 82 30 8
808 What brings you this way? 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
809 A Klondike BAR! BAR! 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
810 Welcome to Australia. 1.3830 0.05573 141 101 26 14
811 Hallucinations? No, I haven't seen any. How about you? 1.3830 0.04791 141 98 34 9
812 Let's see Tom Hanks play YOU in a movie. 1.3828 0.05217 128 86 35 7
813 So,I guess this means no bear is an island either. 1.3826 0.05869 115 80 26 9
814 wecome to america 1.3824 0.06080 102 70 25 7
815 You're not one of these climate change nuts, are you? 1.3821 0.05230 123 82 35 6
816 This is a vegan island. Seals are further on, probably. 1.3821 0.05230 123 82 35 6
817 I guess this means we’re already past the 2°C Paris Agreement limit? 1.3821 0.05101 123 81 37 5
818 Sorry, COVID travel restrictions are still in place. 1.3821 0.05599 123 85 29 9
819 Not my fault, I was here the whole time 1.3819 0.05121 144 99 35 10
820 Let's agree to grin and bear it. 1.3818 0.05916 110 76 26 8
821 Wow! Talk about your “inconvenient truths”! 1.3814 0.05886 118 83 25 10
822 Do you have the wifi password? 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
823 Yeah, a seal swam by about an hour ago. 1.3814 0.05886 118 83 25 10
824 I'm guessing we're way past the "I'm sorry" stage, right? 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
825 It's not the end of the world. 1.3810 0.05642 105 70 30 5
826 You fish for us and I won’t talk about global warming . 1.3810 0.05047 147 101 36 10
827 At least there are people out there who care about your existence! 1.3810 0.05317 147 104 30 13
828 I guess we should skip the weather small talk? 1.3810 0.05021 126 83 38 5
829 The good news is that now you won’t die of thirst. 1.3806 0.05484 134 94 29 11
830 Actually, I prefer a more traditional rescue. 1.3806 0.05380 134 93 31 10
831 No, I'm not David. You should've taken a right on the last island. 1.3805 0.05155 113 79 28 6
832 The good news is I have rum. We could make daquiris. 1.3803 0.05070 142 97 36 9
833 This would be a start of a beautiful friendship… or meal. 1.3803 0.05167 142 98 34 10
834 This cartoon is not funny. It's inhumane. To create a joke about the plight of polar bears is inexcusable. Shame on the cartoonist as well as the editors of The New Yorker, and, for that matter, anyone who submits a caption. 1.3802 0.06456 121 91 14 16
835 I’m a little concerned about the Melta Variant. 1.3800 0.06633 100 72 18 10
836 I see the Republicans are gerrymandering again. 1.3800 0.06633 100 72 18 10
837 What are you so sad about? You've got fresh water! 1.3798 0.05413 129 89 31 9
838 Up until now, I've been a climate change denier. 1.3796 0.05194 137 94 34 9
839 Mine broke away from Malibu. 1.3796 0.05296 137 95 32 10
840 Don’t blame me; I voted for the other guy 1.3793 0.05185 145 101 33 11
841 We're both without a paddle. 1.3790 0.05849 124 91 20 13
842 I’m here because of a ‘weather cycle’. What about you? 1.3788 0.05161 132 92 31 9
843 Please don’t eat me…I use to drive a Prius. 1.3788 0.05643 132 94 26 12
844 Welcome to Denver. 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
845 Sure, you could eat me. But that wouldn’t be very sustainable. 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
846 I'll share my last bottle of rum if you'll share your ice. 1.3784 0.04538 148 107 30 11
847 This used to be part of Miami before Global warming. 1.3782 0.05966 119 85 23 11
848 Long trip? You must be hungry. 1.3782 0.05336 119 80 33 6
849 I'm from Polar Insurance and we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. 1.3782 0.05966 119 85 23 11
850 So, have you heard the one about two penguins that walk into a bar? 1.3780 0.05235 127 86 34 7
851 There's no denying now. We're both f---ed. 1.3780 0.05353 127 87 32 8
852 Where's the Coca-Cola? 1.3778 0.05551 135 96 27 12
853 Keep going- I'm just a mirage. 1.3772 0.05626 114 78 29 7
854 It's weird when you realize both of our islands are shrinking. 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
855 You vaxxed? 1.3772 0.06026 114 81 23 10
856 I've heard of it. Wasn't it once part of Russia? 1.3772 0.05487 114 77 31 6
857 Any news about global warming? 1.3772 0.05343 114 76 33 5
858 The last thing I need now is bear market… 1.3770 0.05622 122 85 28 9
859 Thanks to climate change, the North Pole now offers beach front property. 1.3769 0.05153 130 88 35 7
860 Oh no, I wished for a cold BEER. 1.3769 0.05489 130 91 29 10
861 Guess what. If that melts, we both drown. 1.3761 0.05943 109 76 25 8
862 Er, I am not seeing the humor in this..... 1.3761 0.06036 117 84 22 11
863 Do you play chess? 1.3761 0.05527 117 80 30 7
864 They got your message in a bottle, but nobody cares. 1.3761 0.05527 117 80 30 7
865 If only the climate change deniers could see us now! 1.3760 0.05164 125 84 35 6
866 I'm guessing you're also hungry. 1.3760 0.05526 125 87 29 9
867 So, how long have you lived in Miami? 1.3760 0.05287 125 85 33 7
868 Be my guest, although I wouldn't exactly call one tree "the woods" 1.3760 0.05641 125 88 27 10
869 Yea, I thought climate change was fake too. 1.3760 0.05287 125 85 33 7
870 My island also used to be bigger 1.3760 0.05037 125 83 37 5
871 Tired of chillin? 1.3759 0.05185 133 91 34 8
872 Fresh food!” “Fresh water! 1.3750 0.05546 128 90 28 10
873 How about drinks. Your place or mine? 1.3750 0.05106 136 93 35 8
874 To eat or be eaten that is the question 1.3750 0.05805 120 85 25 10
875 The good news is, you're rescued. The bad news is, I'm the rescue. 1.3750 0.05013 144 99 36 9
876 Well, at least we both like fish! 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
877 you’d better not float any closer until I see the vaccine card. 1.3750 0.05315 136 95 31 10
878 Yes, now that you mention it. The island seems to be a bit smaller lately. 1.3750 0.05869 128 93 22 13
879 When Global Warming and polar bear migration impacts you personally, it's already too late. 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
880 Mine’s bigger 1.3750 0.05203 128 87 34 7
881 So we're going to have to learn to live together. I've got the scotch, you bring the rocks. 1.3750 0.04915 144 98 38 8
882 Not unless you mask. 1.3750 0.05559 120 83 29 8
883 I found your message in a bottle. How can I help you? 1.3741 0.04750 147 99 41 7
884 Head north about 6000 miles, you can't miss it. 1.3741 0.05234 139 97 32 10
885 Allow me to break the ice with a metaphor..no man is an island.. 1.3740 0.05464 123 85 30 8
886 Yep. I’m through with travel agents too. 1.3739 0.05983 115 82 23 10
887 I'd like to talk to you about your car warranty expiring. 1.3739 0.05854 115 81 25 9
888 Well, I can't say my prayer for ice wasn't fulfilled. 1.3730 0.05253 126 86 33 7
889 Climate refuge or not, I simply cannot allow you on this island without proof of vaccination 1.3730 0.05604 126 89 27 10
890 Are we still on for lunch? 1.3729 0.05355 118 80 32 6
891 It may be my fault, but I'm still not getting on that thing with you. 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
892 No, I’m Bob. Norman is an island. 1.3729 0.05619 118 82 28 8
893 Whatever you’re thinking, it goes both ways. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
894 Yup we are both going extinct 1.3727 0.06309 110 80 19 11
895 It's just one tree, not woods, but I get that you really gotta go." 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
896 The irony was not lost on Dan, he just hoped that the bear found it just as funny 1.3723 0.04860 137 92 39 6
897 Either climate change is real or you aren't. 1.3719 0.05765 121 86 25 10
898 We’re fucked. 1.3719 0.06057 121 91 16 14
899 You think you've got problems? I've only got one bar on my phone 1.3717 0.05362 113 76 32 5
900 Wasn’t expecting you so soon… 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
901 I go with the f-l-o-w; you with the f-l-o-e. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
902 I’ll take the next one. 1.3714 0.05110 105 68 35 2
903 Climate change has aged you, Smokey. 1.3712 0.05526 132 94 27 11
904 Freedom of navigation, my ass. Xi Jinping will hear of this. 1.3711 0.06273 97 68 22 7
905 Cheapvacations.com strikes again. 1.3710 0.05428 124 86 30 8
906 Even polar opposites can find common ground 1.3707 0.05548 116 80 29 7
907 You're welcome here, assuming you're not bipolar. 1.3706 0.05407 143 103 27 13
908 Wanna switch? 1.3704 0.05195 108 71 34 3
909 Did you forget the rum again? 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
910 I suppose you think this is all my fault. 1.3704 0.05637 135 98 24 13
911 I always thought polar bears would be extinct first. 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
912 So...how about this weather, huh? 1.3704 0.05970 108 76 24 8
913 Will you trade a coca-cola for a coconut? 1.3704 0.05673 108 74 28 6
914 Yeah I didn’t believe in global warming either 1.3704 0.05014 135 92 36 7
915 You want to reach land, and I need a ride. Let's trade. 1.3704 0.05123 135 93 34 8
916 How are you at canasta? 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
917 Good, I could use some ice. 1.3697 0.05184 119 80 34 5
918 It's funny, I never thought global warming would actually kill me 1.3697 0.05451 119 82 30 7
919 You're right. There's nothing funny about this. 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
920 Business or pleasure? 1.3694 0.06128 111 80 21 10
921 OK, maybe climate change is real. This used to be Hawaii. 1.3694 0.05419 111 75 31 5
922 And this is only the tip of the iceberg... 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
923 You're on The Polar Express? Is this a Tom Hanks movie festival? 1.3692 0.05583 130 93 26 11
924 I'm tough and stringy, and would taste awful. Really. 1.3692 0.05475 130 92 28 10
925 Rather than ponder the implications of climate change, or eat me, can I persuade you to hibernate? 1.3689 0.05484 122 88 26 8
926 We both need to trust in carbon capture. 1.3689 0.05232 122 83 33 6
927 The flipside of it is that you get to travel. 1.3689 0.05607 122 86 27 9
928 Bob knew that the survival of the fittest was not in his favor. 1.3689 0.05359 122 84 31 7
929 So,what do YOU do in your spare time? 1.3684 0.05171 133 97 25 11
930 Looks like we're both screwed. 1.3684 0.05695 133 97 23 13
931 May I lick your floe? 1.3684 0.05492 133 95 27 11
932 Uber for Dave? 1.3680 0.05511 125 88 28 9
933 I knew the earth's magnetic pole was shifting south, but not THIS far south. 1.3680 0.05627 125 89 26 10
934 I’d like to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty. 1.3680 0.05961 125 92 20 13
935 Looks like we’re not polar opposites after all 1.3680 0.05511 125 88 28 9
936 Excuse me, do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? 1.3677 0.05180 155 112 29 14
937 Are you vaccinated? 1.3676 0.05093 136 94 34 8
938 You're too late with the ice, I finished my G&T weeks ago. 1.3675 0.05235 117 79 33 5
939 No, man. I'm on a retreat. 1.3675 0.05374 117 80 31 6
940 You’re on thin ice, buddy. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
941 We could probably chip off a few more cubes before it’s too late, right? 1.3672 0.04205 128 90 33 5
942 Tell you what... I'll plant another tree? 1.3670 0.04638 109 74 32 3
943 Your problems are just the tip of the iceberg. 1.3667 0.05415 120 83 30 7
944 Zero sum game. One island melts; the other floods. 1.3664 0.05332 131 92 30 9
945 What say we skip the icebreakers? 1.3663 0.06406 101 73 19 9
946 Make Pangea Great Again! 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
947 Day 521. My isolation has finally become bearable. 1.3661 0.06082 112 81 21 10
948 If you won’t switch, could you spare a Klondike Bar? 1.3659 0.05068 123 83 35 5
949 Serves me right for ordering the bear necessities 1.3659 0.05068 123 83 35 5
950 Good to see you brought the ice but you forgot the Margartia's! 1.3652 0.05142 115 82 26 7
951 There is fish for dinner. I REALLY hope you like fish... You like fish, don't you? 1.3652 0.05569 115 80 28 7
952 I'm good with this one, thanks. 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
953 Don't blame me, I have no carbon footprint. 1.3651 0.05115 126 86 34 6
954 We’ll travel along, side by side. 1.3651 0.05238 126 87 32 7
955 Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, the bear eats you. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
956 Whoa! and I thought I was screwed. 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
957 They all laughed at Bill's suggestion of bear spray, during that desert island team-building exercise. 1.3643 0.05271 129 90 31 8
958 I know how you feel. This island used to be as big as Madagascar. 1.3643 0.04988 140 97 35 8
959 Maybe this is the ice floe talking, but every day you seem to look less like a fellow bear and more like a juicy, defenseless prey animal. 1.3643 0.05090 140 98 33 9
960 I hope you like coconuts. 1.3636 0.05736 110 77 26 7
961 If you're floating past the Hamptons, can you drop me off? 1.3636 0.06494 99 72 18 9
962 Does this mean we’re back in the food chain? 1.3636 0.05736 110 77 26 7
963 Don’t worry, I’m sure the next generation will help us. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
964 Working remotely 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
965 I'm kinda into social distancing at the moment. 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
966 Before you get off, you need to know this island used to be much larger. 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
967 About 2500 miles, then you make a sharp right" 1.3628 0.05488 113 78 29 6
968 I know we're both hungry, but let's not forget who the superior life form is here. 1.3628 0.05631 113 79 27 7
969 I think we're it. 1.3628 0.05769 113 82 22 9
970 Darn. From afar you looked like a boat. 1.3628 0.05631 113 79 27 7
971 I don't think this bodes well for either of us 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
972 Oh oh, this isn't good for one of us 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
973 Who did you expect, Tom Hanks? 1.3627 0.05536 102 69 29 4
974 Damn. Should've taken those swimming classes. 1.3627 0.04784 102 75 21 6
975 Are you lunch or am I? 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
976 Don’t worry pal, it’s only cyclical. 1.3623 0.05033 138 96 34 8
977 I think you misunderstood when He told you to go with the floe. 1.3622 0.04958 127 86 36 5
978 There goes the neighborhood 1.3622 0.05664 127 92 24 11
979 I'm not vaccinated." 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
980 Table for one? 1.3621 0.05664 116 82 26 8
981 I'm guessing society didn't do anything about climate change? 1.3621 0.05180 116 81 29 6
982 Yes, but we deserve it, you don’t. 1.3619 0.05600 105 72 28 5
983 Oh..... If only this was just a cartoon..... 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
984 You can’t say we’re in the same boat when the whole point is that neither of us has a boat. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
985 Mine's a rental. 1.3617 0.06739 94 69 16 9
986 Did you get screwed over on Airbnb too? 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
987 Did you sign up for the "limited time only" vacation package too? 1.3615 0.05675 130 95 23 12
988 Same here - everybody kept saying shipwrecks were a hoax. 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
989 Room for one more? 1.3613 0.05814 119 86 23 10
990 I know the polar vortex is expanding, but this is ridiculous. 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
991 Trade you a coconut cream for an eskimo pie... 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
992 I’m on quarantine. 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
993 With your ice and my coconuts, we can have Pina Coladas. 1.3608 0.05896 97 67 25 5
994 So, are you the tip of the iceberg? 1.3607 0.05827 122 89 22 11
995 I was shipwrecked. What's your excuse? 1.3607 0.05468 122 86 28 8
996 Nope,no mask required. Welcome to Tallahassee! 1.3604 0.05694 111 78 26 7
997 I called for an Uber, not an Ursa! 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
998 Can you give me a ride to the mainland? 1.3600 0.05376 125 88 29 8
999 I didn't know that being deserted meant I could have visitors. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
1000 How’s the weather? 1.3600 0.05599 100 68 28 4
1001 Sorry, No Vacancy 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
1002 I ordered ice and a beer, not ice and a bear. 1.3596 0.06120 114 84 19 11
1003 Let me guess. You just happened to be in the neighborhood. 1.3596 0.05590 114 80 27 7
1004 At least tell me you're vaccinated. 1.3596 0.05305 114 78 31 5
1005 I guess it’s just a matter of time. 1.3596 0.05590 114 80 27 7
1006 You need a ride? 1.3596 0.05305 114 78 31 5
1007 Looks like we're both canaries in the coal mine. 1.3594 0.04927 128 87 36 5
1008 At least it’s a dry heat. 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
1009 This is awkward, I haven't shaved. 1.3590 0.05491 117 82 28 7
1010 If I can borrow your ice floe, you can enjoy a beach holiday here. 1.3588 0.05091 131 91 33 7
1011 this doesn't need a caption-it's perfect as it is 1.3585 0.06455 106 79 16 11
1012 Yeah, you want to take a left. Keep going, you can't miss it. 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
1013 So, every bear is an island as well? 1.3585 0.05224 106 71 32 3
1014 I haven’t been vaccinated. 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
1015 Is that fresh water you’re sitting on 1.3583 0.04704 120 79 39 2
1016 Let's just agree to disagree...I prefer "climate change" as opposed to "global warming". 1.3583 0.05893 120 88 21 11
1017 Please tell me you have toilet paper 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1018 At least you have some shade. 1.3578 0.05298 109 74 31 4
1019 On the bright side, now we can have frozen piña coladas. 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
1020 If I knew you were coming, I would have cleaned up. 1.3578 0.04967 109 72 35 2
1021 Whaddya know. Climate change really is a bear. 1.3577 0.05431 123 87 28 8
1022 No! It's "what would I do for a Klondike BAR?" 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
1023 Thanks for bringing the ice, I hate warm coconut milk. 1.3571 0.05930 112 81 22 9
1024 I know what you mean. This used to be New Zealand. 1.3571 0.05652 112 79 26 7
1025 Yes, but it's not always good to go with the floe. 1.3571 0.05652 112 79 26 7
1026 Who was your travel agent? 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
1027 No problem. You wanna hang a left at the Bermuda triangle and head north. 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
1028 Just as you ordered: a white Russian on ice. 1.3566 0.05590 129 94 24 11
1029 Yeah, I voted for him as well. 1.3565 0.04814 115 76 37 2
1030 One of us is gonna have a new menu item 1.3565 0.05268 115 79 31 5
1031 Wilson? 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
1032 Please tell me you’re a trick-or-treater. 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
1033 Oh fuck! 1.3563 0.06932 87 64 15 8
1034 No mask? 1.3562 0.05301 146 107 26 13
1035 It appears that we both have had to do some dreadful things for a Klondike Bar. 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
1036 Well, that ship has sailed. 1.3559 0.05453 118 83 28 7
1037 At least yours is permanent 1.3558 0.05620 104 72 27 5
1038 do you - um … can you put on a mask, or…? 1.3556 0.04984 135 94 34 7
1039 Did you bring proof of vaccination? 1.3554 0.05360 121 85 29 7
1040 Here's the deal, one coconut for two ice cubes. 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
1041 You're about eight months late, not to mention I asked Santa for a dog. 1.3548 0.05515 124 89 26 9
1042 Long way from home? Me, too. 1.3548 0.05272 124 87 30 7
1043 Fancy meeting you here. Guess we're both fucked. 1.3548 0.05861 124 92 20 12
1044 Well, you’re bound to be more interesting than a volleyball. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1045 Melting or drowning. Either ways it's ending. 1.3548 0.05633 124 90 24 10
1046 Hope you brought the cold weather with you! 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1047 This is not going to end well for one of us! 1.3545 0.06138 110 81 19 10
1048 I swear I only use recyclable glass bottles for my SOS messages! 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
1049 No man is an island when you go with the floe. 1.3543 0.05306 127 90 29 8
1050 We can’t get any closer, you’re supposed to stay 6 feet away. 1.3540 0.05322 113 78 30 5
1051 Better keep moving. I’m still in quarantine. 1.3540 0.05322 113 78 30 5
1052 Welcome to Florida. No masks or vaccines required. How cool is that? 1.3540 0.06018 113 83 20 10
1053 When cartoon worlds collide. 1.3540 0.06018 113 83 20 10
1054 I didn't listen when they were explaining climate change to me. You? 1.3538 0.05222 130 92 30 8
1055 Please tell me you're a vegetarian, too. 1.3534 0.05645 116 83 25 8
1056 If you ever make it back to civilization, promise me you’ll send my caption to The New Yorker.” 1.3534 0.05905 116 85 21 10
1057 Finally, a nice hot meal. 1.3529 0.06331 102 75 18 9
1058 Where ya' headed? 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
1059 You got my bottle? 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
1060 I’ve got the coconuts. You’ve got the ice. We can’t be far from the rum… 1.3529 0.04432 136 98 31 7
1061 Look at the bright side, maybe the world's getting less polarized. 1.3525 0.05486 139 103 23 13
1062 I made millions owning coal mines and oil refineries, but what on earth did you do? 1.3525 0.05693 122 89 23 10
1063 Please stay 6ft away, I’m in quarantine 1.3525 0.05693 122 89 23 10
1064 You're probably wondering if I have anything to eat. 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
1065 If it's any comfort, that's twice the size of my Manhattan apartment. 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
1066 I think we both need a shave. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
1067 You’re getting warmer. Still warmer. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
1068 You're on, Buddy. Let's see which cartoon cliche lasts longer. 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
1069 Did you see Life of Pi? 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
1070 Feeling adrift? 1.3519 0.06215 108 80 18 10
1071 Are you new here? 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
1072 You think that’s an inconvenient truth? This is what’s left of Florida. 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
1073 Of course the 1 time my prayer is answered I wasn’t specific enough. Heck, I just wanted a little company for my last meal. 1.3519 0.06074 108 79 20 9
1074 Hop over. I’m sure we can both use a hug. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1075 Not only fresh drinking water, but a pet! 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1076 Cheer up. I'm a vegetarian. 1.3514 0.05527 111 78 27 6
1077 Dear God: I asked for beer! B. E. E. R. Not bear! 1.3514 0.05955 111 81 21 9
1078 What happened to the Navy SEAL who was supposed to rescue me? 1.3514 0.06091 111 82 19 10
1079 Does anyone not grasp the irony of this? 1.3514 0.05955 111 81 21 9
1080 Might you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3514 0.06091 111 82 19 10
1081 Finding humor in this situation is as easy as winning the New Yorker Caption contest . 1.3514 0.06354 111 84 15 12
1082 I guess you could say we’re polar opposites 1.3514 0.05816 111 80 23 8
1083 My island's shrinking because your island is shrinking. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1084 This isn’t what I meant when I begged for bare necessities. 1.3511 0.04898 131 93 31 7
1085 You looked better on Tinder 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1086 It looks like we're no longer polar opposites. 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
1087 What I said was "I would do anything for a Klondike bar!" 1.3509 0.05059 114 80 29 5
1088 No seriously man, there are at least 20 seals just 5 miles north of you. Easy picking for a strong bear like you. 1.3509 0.06351 114 87 14 13
1089 Thanks for bringing the ice; do you happen to have any scotch whisky? 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
1090 I was really wishing for a dog or a cat. 1.3509 0.05135 114 78 32 4
1091 Welcome to the tropical Isle of Manhattan. 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
1092 My first guess would be climate change. After that, I got nothing. 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1093 Mi casa es su casa 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
1094 I don't know if a single tree counts as 'the woods', but either way I don't want you pooping on my island. 1.3505 0.06880 97 74 12 11
1095 Welcome to Florarctica 1.3504 0.05605 117 84 25 8
1096 I fell overboard after seven piña coladas. What's your story? 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
1097 Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3500 0.05876 120 89 20 11
1098 Trade you a banana for some ice? 1.3500 0.05925 100 71 23 6
1099 On average, things are just perfect. 1.3500 0.05246 120 84 30 6
1100 Welcome to Boulder! 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1101 On his drifting escapades, the polar bear stops for lunch. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1102 3 degrees of separation 1.3500 0.05632 120 87 24 9
1103 Not funny meeting you here. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1104 Oh how the tides have turned. 1.3500 0.05925 100 71 23 6
1105 Can you break me off a piece? 1.3495 0.05468 103 71 28 4
1106 Is it too late to apologize for driving a hummer? 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
1107 I guess the grass is always greener, eh? 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1108 I was just standing on a continent. 1.3491 0.05369 106 73 29 4
1109 If you'd read the same posts that the palm tree has been forwarding to me, you'd understand that "climate change" is just another liberal hoax. 1.3491 0.06435 106 80 15 11
1110 Sorry, no seals left on this island... 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
1111 If I hope you're a hallucination, does that mean I don't believe in climate science? 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
1112 Sorry, I'm honestly more of a Pepsi guy. 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
1113 I don’t think this is what my dating app meant by “polar opposites attract”. 1.3486 0.05194 109 82 19 8
1114 I hope you’ve got a thorn in your paw. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1115 At least yours doesn't shrink. 1.3485 0.04808 132 91 36 5
1116 Hot enough for you? 1.3482 0.05027 112 76 33 3
1117 As the last Hawaiian I welcome the North Pole. 1.3482 0.05772 112 81 23 8
1118 My advice, just go with the floe. 1.3482 0.05486 112 79 27 6
1119 You don't have a Coke by chance? 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
1120 Sure,come on over for lunch. 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1121 Excuse me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3478 0.05390 115 81 28 6
1122 Sorry, we're closed on Mondays. 1.3478 0.05929 115 85 20 10
1123 I’m not a climate scientist but… 1.3478 0.05390 115 81 28 6
1124 Welcome to Key West. 1.3475 0.05433 118 84 27 7
1125 God, please don't take this the wrong way, but when I prayed for a cold one... 1.3475 0.05943 118 88 19 11
1126 Lonely 1.3475 0.05298 118 83 29 6
1127 Hook a left at Cape Horn. When you start seeing penquins you'll know you're getting close. 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
1128 I already have other dinner plans, but thanks for the invite. 1.3471 0.05077 121 84 32 5
1129 Sorry, but I drank all the Coca-Cola already. 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
1130 I think one of us is in the wrong cartoon. 1.3471 0.04939 121 83 34 4
1131 I'm glad you were able to break away. 1.3471 0.05211 121 85 30 6
1132 No danger here- I'm vaccinated! 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1133 I'm here by choice. You? 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1134 I hope you understand that my clapping at your arrival does not make me a seal. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1135 At least you can swim home. 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
1136 One of us doesn’t deserve to be here… 1.3465 0.05347 101 69 29 3
1137 Have you any Grey Poupon?? 1.3465 0.05347 101 69 29 3
1138 Amazon must have misunderstood; I said SOLAR FLARE.” 😜✌ 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1139 Yes, it’s been unseasonably warm here too. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
1140 The note said "Ice cold beer" 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
1141 Welcome to Florida's high point 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
1142 I don't know what happened, we just drifted apart 🤷 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
1143 'Hey, you got any of the bare necessities you can share with me?' 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
1144 I feel like we are drifting apart because we’re such polar opposites.” 1.3458 0.06243 107 80 17 10
1145 Makes me want to rethink that donation to the World Wildlife Fund. 1.3458 0.05329 107 74 29 4
1146 You know coconuts taste just like seals. 1.3458 0.05954 107 78 21 8
1147 We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty. 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
1148 Mind the Gap. 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
1149 At least we don’t need masks. 1.3455 0.05546 110 78 26 6
1150 Hey, 6 feet distancing is still in effect! 1.3455 0.05546 110 78 26 6
1151 Don't give me that look. It wasn't my carbon footprint. 1.3455 0.06118 110 82 18 10
1152 Hey look a human, I thought those were extinct. 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
1153 You aren’t going to like it here. The heat is unbearable. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1154 I hate to be the bear of bad news 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
1155 I promise no to eat you. What about you? 1.3451 0.04798 142 100 35 7
1156 OH, THANK GOODNESS YOU MADE IT!!! . . . . WHAT A GREAT RESCUE SERVICE!". . . 1.3448 0.04516 116 84 27 5
1157 Uber Eats has messed up my order for the last time. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1158 Got any cool books? 1.3445 0.06019 119 90 17 12
1159 Well I guess we're both endangered species now... 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1160 Global warming is kicking both are asses. 1.3444 0.05510 90 61 27 2
1161 Glad you could make it. 1.3444 0.06050 90 66 18 6
1162 Welcome to The North-South Global Climate Summit! 1.3443 0.04622 122 92 22 8
1163 Unvaccinated? Yeah, me too. 1.3441 0.07251 93 73 8 12
1164 Are you single? 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1165 Does yours have WiFi? 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1166 At least you are going places. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1167 Bear tender, can I get some ice? 1.3434 0.05682 99 72 21 6
1168 I hope you are a vegan. 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1169 How about cocktails at 6 pm? You bring the ice. 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1170 I can relate. 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
1171 You should've gone left at Greenland. 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1172 I was feeling sorry for myself, but now I just feel overwhelming guilt. 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1173 So I guess both our lottery prizes have been disappointing 1.3429 0.05211 105 72 30 3
1174 You probably recognize me from my Netflix special. 1.3429 0.05552 105 74 26 5
1175 Do you want me to come over there and give you a bear hug? 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
1176 No caption needed. 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
1177 You're just in time for lunch. 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
1178 Who would have thought getting stranded was just the tip of the iceberg. 1.3426 0.05529 108 79 22 7
1179 I was looking for a coke myself. 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
1180 This used to be a beach front property. What’s your story? 1.3423 0.06070 111 83 18 10
1181 I hope you brought a deck of cards. 1.3423 0.06070 111 83 18 10
1182 Dr Livingston, I presume 1.3423 0.06070 111 83 18 10
1183 Got any lunch plans? 1.3423 0.05651 111 80 24 7
1184 You don’t need your winter coat 1.3423 0.05198 111 77 30 4
1185 Hmmm, I can't remember, can polar bears climb? 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
1186 Herman was expecting an ice cold beer... not an ice cold bear... 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
1187 Hey, do you have a charger? 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1188 I said, "....a cold BEER" !!! 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1189 Do you think we’re at least 6 feet apart? 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1190 The HOA bylaws won't allow it 1.3415 0.05269 123 88 28 7
1191 Don’t blame me. My carbon footprint is very small. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1192 Looks like we both need a balanced diet. How about this - for every fish you catch and give me, I'll give you two coconuts. Deal? 1.3413 0.04933 126 88 33 5
1193 North or South Pole? 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1194 Ever seen Lost? 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1195 Chill, dude. Just go with the floe. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1196 It's not the heat, it's the morbidity. 1.3407 0.06670 91 68 15 8
1197 I'm sorry, we're just polar opposites. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
1198 By any chance, you haven't you seen a ball named Wilson ... 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1199 Miami's fine. How's the North Pole? 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1200 Are you looking for consolation or your next meal...or both? 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1201 What are my choices? 1.3398 0.05441 103 72 27 4
1202 Hate to tell you, this is Greenland. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
1203 But the Paris Climate Agreement lacked any enforcement mechanism. 1.3396 0.05343 106 74 28 4
1204 and I thought I was bi-polar! 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
1205 Well, this is unlikely. 1.3396 0.04622 106 75 28 3
1206 Yes, I have the rum. Did you bring the Coke? 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
1207 As their eyes met, John was relieved to know his two years of self-isolation was finally coming to an end. 1.3394 0.06144 109 82 17 10
1208 No man is an island and no man on an island wants to be lunch. 1.3393 0.05463 112 80 26 6
1209 Apologies on behalf of my fellow human beings. 1.3393 0.05238 112 81 25 6
1210 On the plus side, there's a great view of that rich guy's rocketship. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
1211 Dude, your GPS sucks. 1.3393 0.05314 112 79 28 5
1212 How was the trip? 1.3393 0.05463 112 80 26 6
1213 Another snowflake whining about ‘climate change’ 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1214 This weather is something else...it's either too hot or too cold. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1215 You ordered ice for your piña colada 1.3390 0.04995 118 82 32 4
1216 Yours is prone to shrinkage too? 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1217 Don't look at me. This is an impact-free lifestyle. 1.3390 0.05138 118 83 30 5
1218 I should have been more specific. I wanted lunch, not to BE lunch. 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
1219 Oh, so this is all my fault now? 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
1220 if I’d been more concerned about emissions and less about those air miles neither of us would be here 1.3388 0.05055 121 85 31 5
1221 You think you have it hard? I’m in Maine!!!!! . 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
1222 So neither of us believed in Climate Change. Now what? 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1223 You've arrived at a good time. The forest fires haven't begun yet. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1224 You know God, on second thought , I’m actually just fine being alone. 1.3382 0.05137 136 99 28 9
1225 You’re headed the right direction,but no, this isn’t Antarctica. 1.3380 0.04568 142 99 38 5
1226 Yeh, global warming is a bitch 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1227 I'm hungry. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1228 Wilson sent me. 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
1229 Another piece of inadmissible anecdotal evidence. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1230 Just go with the floe, bro. 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
1231 Some cartoons are so hilarious/tragic that a caption is superfluous. 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1232 Are you lost, too? 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1233 Coconuts, no limes 1.3370 0.05632 92 64 25 3
1234 If you snore, we're in trouble. 1.3370 0.06608 92 69 15 8
1235 Don't blame me, I walk to work. 1.3368 0.05521 95 66 26 3
1236 Bear: Do you believe that climate change isn’t a hoax yet? 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1237 I guess we have already broke the ice. 1.3368 0.05208 95 67 25 3
1238 Is Pepsi okay? 1.3367 0.05013 98 71 23 4
1239 At current rates, yours will be melted not long after I'm gone 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1240 Hi, I'm Waldo. They forgot about me too. 1.3367 0.05219 98 67 29 2
1241 Beer! I said I wish I had a beer! 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1242 I guess polar opposites do attract. 1.3367 0.05607 98 69 25 4
1243 And I’m just guessing you might be hungry. 1.3366 0.05317 101 70 28 3
1244 Global warming is bringing us uncomfortably closer together. 1.3365 0.05223 104 72 29 3
1245 Yes im just the tip and you must be Waldo ! 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1246 Long time, all sea. 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
1247 Have you seen Wilson? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1248 No, no. I said I wanted an iced capp. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1249 Do they even know if we exist ? 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
1250 Yes of course, I'd be pleased to have you for dinner. 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
1251 Well pal, I figure they’ll both disappear around the same time 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
1252 Do you want to know a convenient lie? 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
1253 Would you trade me a piece of ice for something besides me? 1.3364 0.05211 110 77 29 4
1254 Did you bring a volleyball? 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1255 I thought the meeting was at 10. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
1256 So you’re a Marie Kondo fan too? 1.3364 0.05368 110 78 27 5
1257 Let me guess, no bear is an island too? 1.3364 0.05368 110 78 27 5
1258 I’m guessing this isn’t Fantasy Island? 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1259 This isn't going to end well. 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1260 So much for white privilege... 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1261 Now you see how I feel 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
1262 I’m pretty sure it’s spelt “ice-olated” 1.3361 0.05102 119 84 30 5
1263 I know, I know. This used to be a continent! 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
1264 I can see the North Pole from here. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
1265 Climate change is a liberal hoax. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1266 Polar opposites...about to be bipolar...soon to be monopole. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1267 Our islands are getting smaller for the same reason. 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
1268 Wanna trade nightmares? 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
1269 FOOD 1.3333 0.05932 114 86 18 10
1270 Sometimes you just gotta go with the floe man. 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1271 My time share's up already? 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1272 Yes, I get your drift. 1.3333 0.05372 99 69 27 3
1273 Will you marry me? 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1274 Please tell me you have a Coke. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1275 I guess due to climate change you are now a food source. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1276 There you are! Al Gore said to expect you. 1.3333 0.06152 105 79 17 9
1277 Hmm...either you're driftng south or I'm drifting north. 1.3333 0.05357 105 74 27 4
1278 Climate change? 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1279 No. I´d rather stay here 1.3333 0.05357 105 74 27 4
1280 Welcome to Iowa. Where are you from? 1.3333 0.05444 84 57 26 1
1281 My mom used to say there will always be someone that has it worse, but I didn't believe it until now. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1282 Now that you've brought the ice, the party can really get started. 1.3333 0.05357 105 74 27 4
1283 So you think you can just float in here on your white privilege? 1.3333 0.06567 96 73 14 9
1284 You single? 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
1285 We'll get along just fine. I'm bi-polar myself. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1286 Hope you’ve eaten already.” 1.3333 0.05475 96 67 26 3
1287 I thought the end of days would be more exciting than this. 1.3333 0.05275 102 71 28 3
1288 I know the feeling. I'm standing on top of Long Island. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1289 You’re getting too close without wearing a mask. 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1290 Did you bring the Klondike Bars? 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1291 Did you say we're all in this together? 1.3333 0.05702 84 58 24 2
1292 Yes! I could use some shaved ice for tonight’s pina coladas. 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
1293 Somehow, these desert-island cartoons just aren’t that funny anymore. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1294 I'm not sure which one of us is at more of a disadvantage here" 1.3333 0.05237 114 81 28 5
1295 Yours is bigger but I have a palm tree and a small private beach. 1.3333 0.05455 114 85 21 8
1296 Until now, I thought irony was my best friend. 1.3333 0.05177 99 68 29 2
1297 Got any Grey Poupon? 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1298 Well, we’ve come a long way 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
1299 So, were both in time-out. What did YOU post? 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1300 It’s not really the heat that bothers me, it’s the humidity 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
1301 Same boat huh 1.3333 0.05819 87 61 23 3
1302 Oh don’t act like you didn’t get us both here in the first place 1.3333 0.05275 99 71 24 4
1303 I'll trade you a Coke for some coconuts. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1304 Ever get that feeling you’re in a New Yorker caption contest cartoon? 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1305 Can I call you Friday? 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
1306 You ever see An Inconvenient Truth? 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1307 Well, we meet sooner than I would have thought. 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
1308 I've always been fairly independent, but I'm open to discussing collaboration 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1309 Trade you a coconut for a piece of ice." 1.3308 0.04931 130 93 31 6
1310 Spell check again. Can't even order a Klondike Bar without instant messaging in a bottle screwing it up. 1.3307 0.05483 127 95 22 10
1311 I prayed for an iceberg. Not an iced bear 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
1312 Well,I hope you like coconuts! 1.3305 0.04823 118 82 33 3
1313 It's not much, but I have mix tape you can listen to. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
1314 Sorry, no. There’s nothing left to eat here. 1.3305 0.04897 118 90 20 8
1315 You're here to take care of the penguin problem? 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
1316 Just so you know, we're strictly pescetarian on this island. 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1317 You're not Wilson. 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
1318 Prime delivery cost a little extra out here. 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
1319 What are the chances we could swim to Mars? 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1320 Yea, couldn't afford a space ticket either 1.3304 0.04976 112 78 31 3
1321 I think this one doesn't need a caption 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
1322 I thought I couldn't bear to be alone. 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1323 Wow. Nice to see you. How did you get yours to move? 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1324 Did you know a fish diet is rich in omega-3 fatty acids? And it can reduce your risk of heart disease, type 2 diabetes, arthritis, cancer... 1.3303 0.06121 109 83 16 10
1325 And this is just the tip of the iceberg 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1326 Should we set some ground rules? 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1327 My internet is down. Are you still a hoax? 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1328 Come here often? 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1329 When did you discover climate change was real? 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
1330 I’d be happy to trade coconuts for ice 1.3302 0.05800 106 78 21 7
1331 And just like that 1.3302 0.05800 106 78 21 7
1332 Starvation? Dehydration? Nobody ever talks about the bear attacks. 1.3302 0.05953 106 79 19 8
1333 It would never work out. We're both going to get hungry, and then what? 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1334 Before you eat me, bear dude, I just want you to know: I used all the right light bulbs, I drove a Tesla...I...I believed in science. Bear dude, please. 1.3301 0.05412 103 73 26 4
1335 Yeah, but at least you're still getting around. 1.3301 0.04953 103 73 27 3
1336 Trump tried to shut you up too, huh? 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1337 Rodney is about to learn how survival of the fittest plays out. 1.3301 0.05412 103 73 26 4
1338 Well, Gilligan and the others were OK however Mary Ann and Ginger made life quite bareable. Pardon the pun. 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1339 At least people mourned you. 1.3301 0.05412 103 73 26 4
1340 You wanna be Adam or do you prefer Eve? 1.3301 0.06381 103 79 14 10
1341 Finally, my order for ice is being delivered. 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1342 I hope you’re here to bring me a Coke. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1343 I hope he doesn't lecture me on climate change. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1344 I, um, think it’s important that we acknowledge some common ground here. 1.3300 0.06365 100 76 15 9
1345 I THINK I'LL NAME YOU 'WILSON' 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1346 When the cameras are on, make it look like you're pondering your existence. They love that. 1.3299 0.05227 97 67 28 2
1347 Islands in the sea, that is what we are 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1348 What global warming? 1.3298 0.05637 94 69 20 5
1349 Here on vacation? 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1350 I'd like a snowcone please. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1351 You didn't happen to see a volleyball out there, did you? 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1352 Did you see my movie “An Inconvenient Truth”? 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1353 Okay, now I'm depressed. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1354 So you just go with the floe? 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
1355 Sorry about the mess, I wasn’t expecting visitors. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1356 What doesn't eat me... Makes me stronger ? 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
1357 Global warming is a hoax, you are an illusion and besides there are only enough coconuts for me. 1.3295 0.06804 88 67 13 8
1358 Me? Nothin’ much. Just chillin. 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
1359 Sorry pal, I’ve got my own housing problems. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
1360 Get in line, pal 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
1361 So, what are the five books you brought? 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
1362 Do you really not have a minute to talk about the environment, Dan? 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1363 are you on vacation too? 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1364 So now I gotta deal with the reality of climate change, too? 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1365 Don't worry, I'm capturing carbon with this tree. 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
1366 I know it's hot, but you have to go with the floe. 1.3274 0.05684 113 84 21 8
1367 Don’t worry about your looks, Bob. You still look good enough to eat. 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
1368 Table scraps would be fine. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1369 Dang! I ordered a cold beer ! 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
1370 Ed knew it was a mirage, but the thought of sinking his teeth into a bear claw was overwhelming. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1371 I think we can both agree that I’m the victim here. 1.3273 0.05184 110 78 28 4
1372 Hey! are you a Snowbird? 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1373 Guess you are drifting away, mind giving me a lift? 1.3271 0.04929 107 74 31 2
1374 Castaways 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1375 You must be da Vinci, 'cause I'm your Last Supper! 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
1376 Stranded or trapped? 1.3269 0.05541 104 75 24 5
1377 Trade ya a fish for a coconut? 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
1378 2022: I guess it's just us now 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1379 You on vacation too? 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
1380 One of us is out of place! 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1381 I suppose you're tired of hearing the global warming jokes. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1382 I know the feeling. 1.3263 0.05487 95 67 25 3
1383 Who would have thought this ten years ago? The last polar ice cap meets the last land above sea level! 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1384 You are new around here, aren't you? 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1385 I know the Arctic is melting but this is ridculous. 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
1386 Sorry. There's nothing to eat. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1387 Ice!" "Food! 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1388 Finally AC 1.3263 0.05487 95 72 17 6
1389 Don't worry. I was a Cub Scout. I got this! 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
1390 Listen, it’s not my carbon footprint. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1391 The End 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1392 I’m new here. Are you edible? 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1393 Let me guess- quarantine? 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
1394 Huh, suddenly the plight of the polar bear is so much more relatable 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1395 At least you can swim. Climate change caught me totally unprepared. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1396 Damn, I guess I’m not the only one having a bipolar meltdown” 1.3261 0.07267 92 74 6 12
1397 So one of us is a castaway and one of us is food 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1398 Can I have just a bite from a part that's still white? 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1399 I’m doing my part to reduce my carbon footprint, buddy. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1400 Got a Klondike bar? 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1401 you got here faster than I thought 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
1402 Yeoh, I know. me too. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1403 For being polar opposites our situations are actually quite similar. 1.3246 0.05777 114 86 19 9
1404 Global warming must be worse than we both thought. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1405 Any chance you’re with the Coast Guard? 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1406 Probably shouldn't have eaten that seal... 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
1407 Are you a pescatarian? 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1408 What I've learned is to go with with the floe. 1.3241 0.05234 108 82 19 7
1409 You've just got to try these coconuts! 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
1410 Don’t worry. It’s a hoax. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1411 And so, at last, it has come to this. 1.3238 0.05063 105 81 17 7
1412 We got some ‘splaining to do… 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1413 Company, at last! 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1414 Did you see any cruise ships on your way down? 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1415 You vaccinated> 1.3233 0.05288 133 100 23 10
1416 Before you decide to eat me, let me just point out that the effect of meat consumption on climate change is actually part of what caused your problem in the first place. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1417 Where are the Cokes? 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1418 That coconut must have hit me on the head pretty hard 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1419 No, I wasn’t shipwrecked. I denied global warming, the effectiveness of the Covid vaccine and the 2020 election results. I am now King of the United State of Doug. 1.3229 0.06866 96 76 9 11
1420 Not the paradise you’d expected, I wager. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1421 And the one still afloat gets to eat the one who sinks… 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1422 hey,I'm depressed about climate change,too,but you gotta get off your fat ass and catch us a seal! 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1423 I just went with the floe. 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1424 Order of food chain? 1.3228 0.04525 127 91 32 4
1425 We’ve been trying to reach you to talk about your car’s extended warranty. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1426 Al Gore was right 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1427 I know the ice caps are melting. This is Nevada. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1428 When metaphor met cliche . . . 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1429 Killer Zoom background. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1430 Nice ride. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1431 Sorry, no seals, but I’ll swap a coconut for some ice. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1432 Welcome to the Amazon rainforest 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1433 I'll trade you a chunk of that ice for an arm. 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
1434 Mind if I hop on board fella, kind of go with the floe 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1435 I guess no bear is an island either... 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1436 I have coconut. You have ice. All we need is rum and a blender. 1.3218 0.05543 87 61 24 2
1437 Fish and coconuts. What do you have to eat? 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1438 Stop complaining, I haven’t eaten anything in weeks either. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1439 We're doomed either way 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
1440 I take it this isn't a Coke commercial. 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
1441 Yeah, I know, the grass is always greener. 1.3214 0.04947 112 79 30 3
1442 Going south for the rest of your winters? 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1443 I’ll trade you a snowball for a coconut. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1444 And I was just starting to enjoy the seclusion... 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1445 Stay six feet away from me please. 1.3211 0.05194 109 78 27 4
1446 Are you vegan? 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1447 Not what I meant by the bear necessities 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1448 This scenario is about as likely as writing a winning caption. 1.3209 0.05092 134 102 22 10
1449 Excuse me, do you have a momet to talk about your car's extended warranty? 1.3209 0.05254 134 101 23 10
1450 Did you bring the salmon? 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
1451 "Do I LOOK like a seal?" 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1452 I see you got the deluxe accommodation timeshare on discount too 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
1453 Can I borrow your charger? 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1454 Is this a desert isle, or dessert aisle? 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
1455 You want to have me over for dinner? 1.3204 0.05015 103 72 29 2
1456 Welcome to Colorado... 1.3204 0.04516 103 77 22 4
1457 Sorry about that. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1458 One last drink before we go ? 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1459 ..Well now it's starting to get real. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1460 I hope you’re just passing through 1.3204 0.05015 103 72 29 2
1461 I can give you a ride. 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1462 Republicans sent you, too? 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1463 It’s always best to go with the floe. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1464 Welcome to Iceland. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1465 So if my island is submerged before your iceberg melts, you get to eat me. But if your iceberg melts first... 1.3200 0.05574 100 75 19 6
1466 Ironic isn’t it? 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1467 Sea level rise won't be great for me, either. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1468 Welcome to Kansas City! 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1469 'Are you also fleeing the pandemic?' 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1470 Sorry, bud. But mine's getting smaller, too. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1471 Sorry. I currently lack the bear necessities. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1472 No, I’m actually really sure what I ordered was an iced beer. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1473 From a distance I thought you might be Wilson 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1474 I suggest a fish only menu, you do the fishing, I do the cooking. 1.3196 0.05087 97 70 24 3
1475 Wanna play land and sea? 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1476 Maybe there is something to global warming! 1.3193 0.04911 119 85 30 4
1477 Suddenly, Joe realized that global warming probably wasn’t fake news. 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
1478 I'm so sorry but you'll have to shave. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1479 White, male, on an island - I get it. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1480 Yeah, I know. Everything is always my fault. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1481 You’ll love New Orleans this time of year. 1.3191 0.05286 94 66 26 2
1482 They should be here anytime now to fly us to Mars. 1.3191 0.05498 94 67 24 3
1483 Finally, the north pole meets the south pole. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1484 I'm sorry, but Florida isn't accepting any new immigrants at this time. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1485 I was going to borrow some ice, but I see you’re running out . 1.3191 0.05286 94 66 26 2
1486 No...you cannot share my shade 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
1487 Who would have thought we're both wasted and can't find our way home. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1488 Welcome to "Survivor: Climate Change." 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1489 Sometimes it's true, the grass is greener. 1.3187 0.05498 91 67 20 4
1490 Keep going. I’m definitely a hallucination. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1491 Dining in or take-away? 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1492 Finally, ice for my pina colada. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1493 I gave at the office 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1494 Rescue note said: "S.O.S. Standred in a deserted island at the pacific. Bear in mind, it's hot out here." At least they got the note... 1.3182 0.06770 88 68 12 8
1495 So this is the North Pole? 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1496 Get your ass over here. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1497 John Donne was wrong. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1498 I ordered coconut pie,and they send baked Alaska 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1499 Welcome to the Arctic Circle! 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
1500 I don't care how far you floated. I went to Bates. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1501 I got your message in the bottle. 1.3182 0.05492 88 62 24 2
1502 You wouldn't be here if you'd brought your wife. She would have asked for directions a long time ago. 1.3182 0.06770 88 68 12 8
1503 See? Scruffy beard, no fins, no gills. 1.3182 0.04994 88 63 24 1
1504 You’re on thin ice. 1.3182 0.05492 88 62 24 2
1505 Congratulations! We’ve managed to summit Mt Everest. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1506 Talk about two worlds colliding. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1507 Can I offer you a coconut instead of me? 1.3178 0.05074 107 76 28 3
1508 we are all in this together 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1509 Another drifter. There goes my home value. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1510 Bad tidings from the North? 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1511 Damn! I should never have prayed for ice... 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
1512 … polo! 1.3176 0.06944 85 66 11 8
1513 Hope you have had dinner already 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1514 I said wished for a large BEER on ice. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1515 I'm sorry, I'm not good at breaking the ice" 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
1516 You've made it - welcome to the North Pole. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1517 Are you Steve from Uber? 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1518 Go Lassie! Get Help! 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1519 Figured I’d visit before the tide turns. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1520 Sorry, without proof of a negative PCR test you can’t come on board. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
1521 So this is what’s left of Florida, huh? 1.3173 0.04687 104 74 28 2
1522 The new Pangaea 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1523 I called "911" and they sent YOU? 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
1524 Shit, a polar bear. Shit, a human. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
1525 Klondike ?? No way !! 1.3168 0.05252 101 72 26 3
1526 This whole time I thought I was in hot water. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1527 What are the odds? 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1528 Got that sinking feeling? 1.3168 0.05252 101 72 26 3
1529 Well, we have ice, coconuts, just need Captain Morgan to show up. 1.3165 0.05309 139 107 20 12
1530 Once upon a time, we'd be an allegory. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1531 You are welcome to stay, but I have to let you know I do have it listed as ABNB. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1532 First time?" 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1533 If you make it to this island, I will be the endangered one. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1534 I 'd say it's a toss up who swims first. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1535 One of us is dreaming! 1.3163 0.05148 98 69 27 2
1536 I swear I told the agent Iceland. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1537 What's up? 1.3158 0.04555 95 69 24 2
1538 In Celsius, it’s not so bad. 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1539 To be honest, I thought having waterfront property would be a bit more exciting. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
1540 I highly recommend the Tuna 1.3153 0.04954 111 79 29 3
1541 Really, aren't you out of your comfort zone? 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1542 I didn't know you were bipolar! Lloyd Berkowitz, Boca Raton, FL 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1543 I was really hoping 2021 was going to be better than 2020. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1544 Yeah, we both have problems, but I'm worried about what happens when you get hungry. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1545 Not a whole lot. What’s new with you? 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1546 I never really got into Lost. Why do you ask? 1.3152 0.05338 92 65 25 2
1547 Would You Happen To Have Some Apolitical Ben & Jerry's? 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1548 You drive the new Ford F-150 and then you judge! 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1549 The end of the food chain 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1550 I think we’re alone now! 1.3152 0.05338 92 65 25 2
1551 Bear with me, it’s standing room only. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1552 Man, I would hate to be in your situation. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1553 I don’t suppose you brought any beer? 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1554 I hope this isn't my Uber ride. 1.3148 0.04860 108 81 22 5
1555 I would still argue that these climate changes are simply cyclical. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1556 Climate change, am I right? 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1557 At least you can swim. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
1558 It’s called Ironic Symmetry. When your spot’s gone, my spot’s gone. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1559 Any chance you could forgive the human race? 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1560 I suppose it doesn't matter that I drove a Tesla? 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1561 No, no one here by that name. You got the wrong island. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1562 Thanks but I like the shade of the palm tree. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1563 The first time they met they knew they were polar opposites. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1564 Did you hear Jeff Bezos went to space? 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1565 I'm part of the problem. I should've planted more trees. 1.3146 0.05558 89 66 19 4
1566 I thought I’d come over and break the ice 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1567 Don’t blame me, I drive an electric car 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1568 Trying to get back to the Arctic? Hang a left when you get to the oil rig. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1569 Wait a sec...you're telling me that this island is going to get even smaller? 1.3140 0.05551 86 61 23 2
1570 Don't blame me, I protested for years! 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1571 Oh, you didn't get a ticket to space either?" 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1572 It's the Polar Express...are you coming? 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1573 Damn this is some strong Ayahuasca 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1574 Okay, next fish is yours, I promise! 1.3137 0.05210 102 73 26 3
1575 Well, well, well... look what the melting cap dragged in 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1576 Global warming is YOUR biggest problem, but not mine. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1577 Yes before global warming both our kingdoms were much much larger. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1578 This seems implausible 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1579 This time, take the shopping list. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1580 What’s your one book, and can I have it? 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1581 I got the Pfizer vaccine, it's been working great. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1582 Hunger is such a relative thing. 1.3133 0.05667 83 59 22 2
1583 Harold! Of all the gin joints in all the world 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1584 Don't worry, it's only temporary. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1585 Guess I’ll stay 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1586 Ever since he started his retreat to the top of the island, Chuck wondered how this would end. 1.3133 0.05795 83 62 17 4
1587 The liberal media put you up to this, didn't they? 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1588 There's nothing funny about this cartoon. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1589 Can't we just be friends? 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1590 I'm taking this a a bad sign. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1591 This seemed cooler on “Lost” 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1592 I’m suddenly craving a Klondike Bar. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1593 At least you’re going somewhere. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1594 The world keeps getting smaller 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1595 So who’ll be the last one standing? 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1596 Y'know, I've often said global warming is too much to bear, but this isn't quite what I meant. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1597 I see you're from Greenland. I camped out a few nights ago on a mountain top in Yellowstone and here we are. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1598 We'll both be extinct soon. How about a hug? 1.3125 0.05510 80 56 23 1
1599 Yeah, but at least you get media coverage. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1600 Can you play bridge? 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1601 You're welcome here--Switzerland is still neutral. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1602 I don’t have any ice, but I can teach you 37 words for “help”. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1603 It's a heck of an allegory, if we live to tell about it. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1604 You look a little lost. 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1605 yes, I would like a ride, but do you really eat only marine animals? 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1606 Chilligan", I presume 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1607 On today's episode of Polar Encounters... 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1608 Huh, the Arctic looked so much bigger on my map. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1609 Climate change, man. Man, climate change. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1610 Are you close to Bermuda, or am I close to Greenland? 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1611 Sometimes you eat the bear… 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1612 Oh yeah? Wait 'till I tell you how 2020 was for us! 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1613 Got a Coke? 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1614 No, no, going north is your best bet. 1.3118 0.05292 93 66 25 2
1615 You’re from UBER? 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1616 Welcome to Brooklyn." 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1617 Guess we should’ve adopted paper straws after all. 1.3118 0.05292 93 66 25 2
1618 And you think you have problems? I’m standing on the highest point of Hawaii! 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1619 At least you have a mobile home! 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1620 Oh, yours used to bigger too? 1.3115 0.04129 122 91 27 4
1621 Enough about me...what's your icebreaker? 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1622 Could I borrow a cup of ice? 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
1623 Looks like one of us may enjoy a Last Meal. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1624 I recommend the halibut. 1.3113 0.04900 106 75 29 2
1625 Just keep going, the South Pole is straight ahead. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1626 Bear with me… we’re gonna get over Global Warming! 1.3113 0.06196 106 83 13 10
1627 Ironic that oil exploration is our best chance at rescue." 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1628 Do you have blended margaritas? We’re out of ice over here 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1629 And you thought you were the only one 'up the creek without a paddle.' 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1630 Whoa, whoa! I'm still social distancing. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1631 And you look pretty tasty to me. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1632 Just when I was thinking there was no one more worse off than I... 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1633 They call them the 'bear necessities' but this is indeed deeply ironic. 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
1634 My boss didn’t mention this kind of icebreaker 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1635 I agree...Waze used to be more reliable. 1.3109 0.05692 119 92 17 10
1636 I drive a Tesla, I swear. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1637 Can I interest you in a timeshare? 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
1638 Island life door dash deliveries. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1639 This cartoon isn't hig enough for the both of us 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1640 Got any toilet paper? 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1641 I called dibs on the shade from the palm tree. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1642 Have you seen a seal?” “”Have YOU seen a sail? 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
1643 I hope you're not hungry because I know I am. 1.3103 0.05797 116 90 16 10
1644 Yeah, Global Warning. Yesterday, the greatest country in the world. Today, just a palm tree in a bucket of sand. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1645 The deluxe plan includes a tree. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1646 I guess we missed the boat. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1647 Am I supposed to look big, back away slowly, or do I even care anymore? 1.3100 0.06308 100 78 13 9
1648 Fresh water, just what I need. 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1649 Permission denied. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1650 Can I borrow some ice? 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1651 So obviously this new version of speed dating may need a little tweeking... 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1652 Marooned is the new black. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
1653 OK, but how does that affect me? 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1654 I assume the traffic wasn’t bad? 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1655 Thanks for the ice but where's the gin? 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1656 I was hoping for a cold beer (italicize beer) 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1657 Is this hell? No, it’s Iowa. 1.3095 0.06978 84 66 10 8
1658 Well here we are 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1659 Have you seen the remote? 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1660 I am so fucked. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1661 Can I call you Wilson? 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1662 What part of ‘polar’ bear didn’t you get? 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1663 Excuse me for not being more concerned about climate change. I guess the big question here is who is eating who? 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1664 Looks like we both missed the boat. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1665 Hot enough for a palm tree, cold enough for an ice floe. This feels like a New Yorker Cartoon 1.3093 0.05152 97 74 18 5
1666 At least your island moves 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1667 Well, this is wrong. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1668 I specifically asked for ICE CUBES 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1669 All you can do is go with the floe, man. 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
1670 You are an endangered species too? 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1671 I’d give an arm and a leg for some of your ice. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1672 Julius noted that global warming must be real when a visitor came by for dinner. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1673 This is awkward... 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1674 An actual Dire Strait 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1675 If you haven’t had your flu shot don’t even bother stopping. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1676 They told you to "Go With The Floe"? 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1677 Talk about your May/December relationships 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1678 Climate change.” “Yup, me too. 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
1679 I’ll get the next one. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
1680 Guess they didn’t care about you either 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1681 I guess we should just combine the olympics now. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
1682 Tinder Castaway fails its first test. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1683 I'd like to see your vaccine passport. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1684 Cold beer wish gone wrong 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1685 Hungry? 1.3077 0.05343 91 67 21 3
1686 That’s poor bartending. I ordered a beer on the rocks, not a bear. 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1687 You're not welcome here -- we're polar opposites. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1688 I'm so glad that you guys deliver all the way out here - I've been dying for a Klondike bar! 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1689 I'm hoping you're Amazon delivery. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1690 Dr. Livingbear, I presume. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1691 Just when you party like there is no tomorrow. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1692 The billionaires are in the space now. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1693 The grass isn’t always greener on the other side. Because it’s all gone. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1694 Who said no polar bear is an island?! 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1695 Discover Dubai 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1696 What single record did YOU bring with you? 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1697 Global warming got you too, huh? 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
1698 There's no point in stopping, buddy, because I'll probably underwater first. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1699 What? You don’t know how to swim either? 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1700 Do you have a Coke, at least? 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
1701 Sometimes you eat the bear; sometimes the bear eats you... 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1702 I hope your not hungry, or worst looking for a mate. 1.3069 0.04822 101 71 29 1
1703 No matter who jumps to the other´s place, once the ice has melted we both are done for anyway". 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1704 We’re in this together, right? 1.3069 0.05023 101 72 27 2
1705 I think the mushrooms are starting to kick in 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1706 Dave quickly realized the true meaning of the old adage, "Eat or be eaten." 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1707 Oh great, another tourist. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1708 Why didn't you get off at New York? 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1709 Unnatural Selection 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1710 No, no. You're correct. This is Miami. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1711 Sorry buddy there's nothing to eat here. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1712 I’m guessing you probably have better fishing skills than I do 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1713 So, how about the billionaire space race? Pretty neat, huh? 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1714 Wow. You are just one letter away from being a cold beer. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1715 You didn’t bring an extra mask with you, did ya? 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1716 Ever heard of continental drift? 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
1717 So I guess there is no reason to return. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1718 Can I offer you an iced coconut milk? 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1719 The ice is always greener” 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1720 I knew Alaska and Hawaii really are right next to each other. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1721 May I borrow some ice for my coconut milk? 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1722 … and so long story short, I bought this after I made my first Bitcoin million 1.3061 0.05311 98 71 24 3
1723 Well, at least you have air conditioning! 1.3061 0.05109 98 70 26 2
1724 World peace? 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1725 What record did you bring? 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
1726 Which reality show did you lose on? 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1727 Not much. You? 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1728 Well at least you’ve got shade. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1729 No bear is an ice shelf. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1730 I guess global warming really is bringing us all together! 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1731 I said S.O.S. not O.S.O.! 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1732 There’s no escaping you people. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1733 They said I could work from anywhere right? What’s your excuse? 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
1734 Welcome to NYC...Climate Change got us too pal 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1735 Is this where they film the Coca-Cola Commercials? 1.3056 0.06094 108 85 13 10
1736 Welcome, and feel free to fish where ever you like. 1.3053 0.05200 95 68 25 2
1737 Sorry, no Grey Poupon. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1738 I can offer you stability. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1739 Seriously? you're looking for directions? 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1740 Thats not what I wished for. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1741 Hey! Don’t worry. Just go with the floe. 1.3053 0.05200 95 68 25 2
1742 ..Wow, such a bucket-list moment standing here on top of Everest! Any other recommendations? 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1743 You alway seem so distant and cold —it’s like we live on separate islands. 1.3053 0.05200 95 68 25 2
1744 Are you the one from the commercials? I’m pretty thirsty 1.3053 0.05200 95 68 25 2
1745 You are what you eat, big fella. And I'm a loser. 1.3049 0.04653 82 63 16 3
1746 And I thought we were polar opposites. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1747 It wasn't me! 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1748 Wanna join forces in the War Against Cliche?" 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1749 Maybe there's something to this global warming after all. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1750 Just going with the flow,huh? 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
1751 Can I catch your drift? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1752 What’s the one thing you would take to a desert island? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1753 If you were stranded on a deserted iceberg what would you bring? 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1754 A polar opposite of what happened to my kind. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1755 I am an affirmed climate change denier, therefore you must be a mirage! 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1756 When the FEMA hotline said, “Please bear with us, help is on the way,” I didn’t know they were sending you. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1757 You'll love it down here. I came and never left. 1.3043 0.05683 115 89 17 9
1758 The rare double mirage. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1759 ‘ya, i get what you mean…’ 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1760 Guess you fell for the old climate change hoax 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1761 Climate distancing 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1762 You can call me Wilson, too. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1763 Maybe we can make a deal. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1764 Don’t look at me! Billionaires are taking day trips to space! 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1765 You look different in your profile photos! 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1766 Seal? No, I didn’t see any seal. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1767 Wanna bet who goes first? Polar ice melt or rising sea levels? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1768 I think I have the better property for a long-term investment. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1769 At least yours has air conditioning. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1770 Where were you when I crashed my boat into the iceberg? 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1771 I know how you feel. This used to be the state of Rhode Island. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1772 Do you think your island will sink before mine melts? 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1773 What a way to break the ice. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1774 …Yes, technically we’re both moving. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1775 But enough about me. What brings you to this neck of the woods? 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1776 Welcome! I see you take your water with ice. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1777 We aren't going to try to reproduce... Are we? 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1778 Take the second right, then go straight for a few thousand miles 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1779 Would you consider trading places? 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
1780 I said a change of climate, not climate change. 1.3028 0.04421 109 81 25 3
1781 Come on in, the water's fine. 1.3028 0.04964 109 79 27 3
1782 Remember when you said you’d only fuck me if I were the last man on earth? Here we are, Gerald. Whip it out. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1783 Do you have a reservation? 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1784 We gotta stop meeting like this.. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1785 I don't suppose you're inclined to swim back to where you came from when that ice flow melts? 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1786 Know any good jokes? 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
1787 I know how you feel. This used to be Chicago. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1788 Is yours plastic, too?" 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1789 I'm sorry I couldn't meet you half way. 1.3023 0.05626 86 65 17 4
1790 As he drifted closer to the man, Todd realized he picked the wrong month to start being Vegan 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1791 ..and they say global warming is a hoax. 1.3021 0.04711 96 72 21 3
1792 I'll write HELP in the sand, you scratch it into the ice, and we'll see who makes it happen. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1793 Finally! We meet!! 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1794 You realize you are in a cliche, right? 1.3021 0.04938 96 68 27 1
1795 Finally, some meat! 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1796 Over fifty things on my wish list and I get a damn pool toy. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1797 Did Al Gore send you? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1798 Did they send you to rescue me? 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1799 Global warming. You? 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1800 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1801 Wait, we're in the North Pole? 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
1802 I can sympathize. This was once North America. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1803 Sorry you traveled all this way, but the dinner party was last night 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1804 "I regret to inform you that this is the North Pole. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1805 Hot enough for you, big guy? 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1806 I already don't have the bear necessities. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1807 Which one item did you bring? 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1808 Coca-Cola Bear, is this how it ends: human err? 1.3011 0.04783 93 69 22 2
1809 Starvation, COVID, and now it looks like global warming is going to get me. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1810 You didn't happen to see a volleyball, did you? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1811 Excellent! One of us will dine well this evening. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1812 You got some frozen booze? 1.3010 0.04436 103 79 20 4
1813 Welcome to Anchorage. 1.3010 0.04747 103 78 21 4
1814 i don't know, I just found myself drifting away one day and next thing you know.. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1815 Hey are you escaping the pandemic or the other crisis? 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1816 You don't happen to have your phone on you by any chance 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1817 No worries. Mi casa es su casa. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1818 How about we make a coconut snow cone? 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1819 Gee, I'd invite you over, but you don't have a mask. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
1820 I started climbing Mt. Everest in 2021. Now I'm at the top. What's your story? 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1821 They told you they'd be back in five minutes too huh? 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1822 I hope you brought some Klondike bars. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1823 You just can’t trust your GPS. 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
1824 Are you here to save me? 1.3000 0.05229 90 67 20 3
1825 Guess we wouldn’t have met, if not for global warming. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1826 Guess it's not a deserted island anymore. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1827 Thanks, but I prefer no ice. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1828 Refugees welcome! 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1829 When booking an all-inclusive island retreat can cost you more than your life savings. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
1830 Want some sand? 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1831 Hope you're the female of your species 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1832 Do you happen to have your vaccine card? 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
1833 nobody’s having fun. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1834 Guess it’s just us now. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1835 Ops, ok got to be more specific on my second wish.... 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1836 You wouldn’t happen to have a cold soft drink, would you? 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1837 Did you bring anything to eat? 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1838 Did you bring any halibut? 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1839 Let’s not point fingers. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1840 Hey, at least I'm not the only one whose government has given up on them! 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1841 What say we share some coconut milk on ice? 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1842 But if we did have a stereo and a place to plug it in, which ten discs would you have brought? 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1843 Got anything to eat? 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1844 You also forgot your mask, huh? 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1845 I thought we were just doing a Zoom? 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1846 Okay, I promise I won't eat you if you don't eat me. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1847 What shall we call ourselves—Iceland or Greenland? 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1848 Granted, my island will shrink at a slower rate than yours, but what are your thoughts on the food chain question? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1849 I didn't expect global warming to be this ironic... 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1850 It will be hard to go with the floe when it's gone! 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1851 Bear with me. Sure, we're polar opposites, but just go with the flow. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1852 I'm Bearing up okay... You? 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1853 At least you get to see the world. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1854 ...When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month Or even your year... 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1855 I guess this is what Tinder meant by 'climate' filter 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1856 I’ll need to see your Costco card, sir. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1857 I know you think this is about climate change, but I don’t believe in vaccines either. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
1858 Looks like we're the last two survivors on the planet. Who's for lunch? 1.2982 0.04814 114 83 28 3
1859 You wouldn’t have an Eskimo Pie would Ya? 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1860 Have you got a cell phone? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1861 Not again! 1.2979 0.06018 94 75 12 7
1862 All that ice and I’m out of coconuts, this is a crisis. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1863 Have you come here in response to Senator Inofe’s snowball? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1864 Don’t even think about it. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1865 You brought ice but without rum we can't make piña coladas. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1866 Care for a bear hug? 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1867 So that's what it's like to be out in the cold. 1.2977 0.05163 131 101 21 9
1868 Welcome to Kansas. 1.2976 0.05297 84 60 23 1
1869 Well, let's not get all apocalyptic about it. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1870 can I come aboard? 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1871 Global warming is a lie. 1.2976 0.06728 84 66 11 7
1872 I called an Uber, not the Polar Express. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1873 Can you bear rising sea levels? 1.2976 0.05430 84 63 18 3
1874 Republican or Democrat? 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
1875 Lucky for you, I have SPF 50. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1876 Actually, this isn't quite the worst reality TV show I've been on. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1877 I have a feeling this isn't going to end well for either of us. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1878 When the survival of the fittest suddenly means something 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1879 Heading south? 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1880 Look at it this way; on average, we're comfortable. 1.2970 0.04347 101 75 24 2
1881 You have a mask? 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
1882 If you were better looking, I'd ask you to swim over. 1.2970 0.03991 101 76 23 2
1883 Look, I know you're a starving polar bear, on an ice floe in the Caribbean. But, hey, does it look like I'm contributing to global warming? 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1884 This iceberg makes local stops only 1.2970 0.05458 101 78 17 6
1885 For what it's worth, I was never a climate change denier... 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
1886 Thanks for the rescue offer but I’m going to take a pass this time. 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
1887 What do you think about social distancing? 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1888 I’m here to tell you that it’s not fake news. 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
1889 Egads, finally I find an animal to bond with and we are polar opposites! 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1890 Am I friend or food? 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1891 I wonder who'll get saved first, you or me? 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1892 Thank God you’ve brought some ice! For years, I’ve been dying for a tropical coconut drink. 1.2966 0.04935 118 90 22 6
1893 I've given up. No one's coming to rescue this metaphor. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1894 Have you heard about interspecies dating? 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1895 You're not exactly the wild blond I wished for." 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1896 I knew people were relocating to less populated locales, but THIS is a one of a kind move! J. Kinsey Toronto, ONTARIO kinseyjody33@gmail.com 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1897 Let’s team up. You catch the fish and I’ll make the cold drinks. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1898 They all left Bezos. Are you all that’s left of Jersey? 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1899 It was at that exact moment that the Castaway and the Polar Bear intrinsically knew the meaning of Cause and Effect. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1900 If we make a baby boy, I'll call him Robearto 1.2959 0.04963 98 78 14 6
1901 Have you been tested for COVID? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1902 It's a surf berg. You ought to try it. Just $99 at Target. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1903 No, I haven't seen the Amazon delivery guy either. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1904 I don’t think a Coke will fix this. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1905 I don’t know. You floated to me. 1.2959 0.02794 98 75 22 1
1906 Palm frond for some ice? 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1907 I think we can cut a deal. 1.2957 0.04937 115 85 26 4
1908 No, sorry, we only serve Pepsi here 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1909 Polar Express, you ain't! 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1910 You said that before Jim swam over. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1911 Sorry, no food here either. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1912 Save the hard-luck story--no drifters! 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1913 How about we make some smoothies before it's too late? 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1914 'A free hug does sound attractive, but I am not sure....' 1.2952 0.05228 105 80 20 5
1915 Have you heard of veganism to prevent climate change? 1.2952 0.04865 105 76 27 2
1916 A lost glacier is one thing. But this was a Club Med! 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
1917 I thought it was all my troubles that were supposed to melt away 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1918 Turns out your ship wasn’t unsinkable after all 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1919 I don't think either of us are getting rescued. 1.2952 0.04673 105 80 21 4
1920 We’re in the same boat, but yours is melting. Welcome aboard, pal." 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1921 Oh ya, well you made it this is Florida 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1922 Your lot is to blame. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1923 Eleven hundred a month, no AC. 1.2947 0.05047 95 71 21 3
1924 Nice to see you, but I asked for a Klondike BAR. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1925 At least there's room for two 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1926 I hope capitalism was worth it. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1927 Help me take this tree down and we'll paddle outa here. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1928 Fuck… 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1929 It's an inconvenient truth that you'll probably eat me. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1930 Not to worry, the Titanic will not show up. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1931 When that melts this will be under water. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1932 Just keep going with the floe. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1933 At least we’ve finally reached zero emissions. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1934 I hear you, but I still think sea level rise is the bigger long-term threat. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1935 I wished for a cold beer, not a cold bear 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1936 Noah's ark passed through here? 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1937 Yeah, downsizing’s tough 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1938 It’s a deal! You bring the fish, I’ll make the pina coladas! 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
1939 You think you've got it bad, this used to be Maui. 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1940 Yeah, I know the feeling. 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
1941 You’re on an ice floe and I’m on an island, but metaphorically, we are in the same boat. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1942 But I’m fully vaccinated! 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1943 Who’s a good boy? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1944 So what was the one thing you brought? 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1945 Welcome to my world. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1946 So, where you headed? 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1947 The housing market was hot there too? 1.2933 0.05781 75 57 15 3
1948 Are you housebroken? 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1949 Are you coming south or am I going north? 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1950 Never trust your GPS. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1951 You from around here? 1.2929 0.06300 99 79 11 9
1952 You know what Charles says…no one gets out of this life alive. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1953 Food for thought? 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1954 I was trying to escape the New York housing bubble. What's your excuse? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1955 Is that all that's left of Greenland? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1956 I don't get your drift." 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1957 Know any good ice-breakers? 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
1958 I know you’re just ANTIFA pretending to be a polar bear 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
1959 Finally! I can now have my Margarita with crushed ice. 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
1960 At least yours won't melt. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1961 Sink or melt -- no bear is an island. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1962 It's a small world. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1963 Let's try and stay positive: your sea-ice loss was my sea-level gain. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1964 When is the last time you ate? 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1965 I’d say this is one of those six of one have dozen of the other situations. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1966 I only have Pepsi. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1967 If that melts, we’re both fucked 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1968 I could use a coke 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1969 No, I haven't seen her 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1970 Welcome to Florida! Well... at least what's left of it. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1971 Much like you, my philosophy has always been to go with the floe 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1972 Yeah, now that you mention it, an Eskimo Pie would be good about now." 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
1973 Did I mean it when I said, “I’d give an arm and a leg for some ice water right about now.”? 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1974 One of us is in the wrong lattitude. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1975 I should be happier to see you. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1976 We could alternate timeshares. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1977 I swapped it for my week in Aspen. How about you? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1978 Are you headed uptown or downtown? 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1979 I guess it’s only fitting they put me on this island for being a climate change denier… 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1980 You are not alone! 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1981 Close encounters of the unkind... world 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1982 What brings you here?? 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1983 I hate global warming! 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1984 You know it’s strange, I’ve never liked bears till today. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1985 Did you order an iceberg salad? 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1986 Okay. I'll trade you a couple coconuts for a bag of ice. Deal? 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1987 Let’s call it a staycation 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1988 Lunch time! 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1989 There are no seals here. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1990 Do we own the Libs yet? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1991 A coconut for your thoughts? 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1992 Global warming, amirite? 1.2909 0.05826 110 87 14 9
1993 Wasting away again in Margaritaville" 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1994 You'll have to go through Customs and Immigration first. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1995 As a climate change activist, I find myself facing a bit of a conundrum. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1996 I knew global warming would kill me, 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1997 New to the neighborhood? 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
1998 I'd say there's more that unites us than divides us. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1999 You too huh? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
2000 What if global warming is NOT a hoax? 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2001 Hope floats…away 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
2002 I used to stand on a peninsula, how about you? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2003 How about we house swap? 1.2903 0.04479 93 70 21 2
2004 Yes, you do look cool. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2005 So this is what they meant by climate change not ending well.” 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2006 We’ve only just begun. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2007 I’d let you on the island but it depends on how hungry you are” 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2008 How about a coconut instead? 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2009 At least yours comes with air conditioning! 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2010 Tell me about it. This was once Florida. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2011 Hope is the last to die. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2012 You’re telling me. Last week it was a goldfish on a mountaintop. 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
2013 After all these years, finally someone to savor me! 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2014 I guess we better start repopulating the planet. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2015 Global North, meet Global South. 1.2893 0.04459 121 88 31 2
2016 Well, you’ve gotta learn to go with the floe. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2017 You should bear NNW! 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2018 The government sent me to tell you the Beatles have broken up. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
2019 Welcome! to Wyoming! 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2020 Your first time? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2021 Did you happen to see my soccer ball floating by your ice berg? 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2022 Feel free to join me,unless you just want to keep going with the floe. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2023 Welcome to Climate Change Island. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2024 What d'ya say we catch some fish? 1.2889 0.05058 90 65 24 1
2025 But, if you eat me you'll be alone. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2026 Verry sorry. I gave my last map of the Arctic ice sheet to the last polar bear that came by. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2027 You’ll have to take a rapid test if you haven’t had your two shots 1.2889 0.05058 90 65 24 1
2028 You can join me for now and get a ride tomorrow when the reality TV crew comes back. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2029 T. S. Eliot counted wrong. It ends with two whimpers. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2030 That’s where all this water came from 1.2889 0.05299 90 71 14 5
2031 It's a little smaller than I imagined but I'm glad we could reunite Pangaea! 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2032 I thought I would move south for the winter 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2033 I shouldn't have taken my situation for granted. It turns out I had it pretty good. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2034 Talk about a worthless Tinder date. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
2035 What do you say we do a timeshare swap? 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2036 By God! i really don't have another pair of swims trunk left. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2037 The worst news is this used to be Bermuda. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2038 I bet this isn’t how you thought ‘The Last Man on Earth’ would end, did you? 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2039 Of course I wouldn't literally give my right arm for a glass of ice water. It's a figure of speech. How would that even work? No, no. I said NOT literally. Why aren't you getting this? 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2040 What's the one item you brought? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2041 I thought you said no man was an island 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2042 2050: The Arctic comes to New York. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2043 Look, I think we both need to chill. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
2044 I'd invite you over, but I suspect I'd be your hors d'oeuvre before you'd be my entre. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2045 Just when I thought I couldn't bear it 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2046 ..and you think that’s safe!? 1.2875 0.05092 80 57 23 0
2047 Yeah, I wish were actually in the same boat. As long as it was large enough. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2048 A climate change take on The Last Supper. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2049 Not exactly sure who's lost... you? I?... or humanity?? 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2050 I didn't expect to see you so soon. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2051 Hello. You're here a lot sooner than I expected. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2052 Just when I thought it couldn't be worse, you float up. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2053 May I borrow some sunscreen? 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2054 Well at least I'm standing on terra firma. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2055 Uh, there's a wonderful sushi place just ahead. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2056 Don't tell me... you were sent by the oil companies. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2057 Do you have any gum? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2058 -Did you find my bottle? 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2059 Survival!!!So how does it work??You coming over or me? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2060 I'm gonna have to ask you to stay at least 6 feet away... 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2061 But it's a dry heat. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2062 I don't suppose you brought snacks? 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2063 We knew it would end like this. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2064 I'm thinking we should quickly strike a deal. How about you? 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2065 OK,so obviously it is just you and me out here,so tell me the truth, “Does a bear shit in the woods”? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2066 Nice place you have here. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2067 Hey, I came here to escape the polarization. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2068 I don't suppose you'll accept my apology. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2069 Polar Rising 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
2070 No coconuts left here dude….float over to the camel on the piece of desert and see if she’s got something 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2071 Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
2072 I'm not sure we can meet each other's needs. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2073 You're just in time for the timeshare presentation. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
2074 This is not what I meant by needing to cool off. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2075 I’d invite you over, but they’re both getting smaller. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
2076 What? No bottles of cola? 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2077 So what book, movie, and song did you bring? 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2078 room service 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2079 Schrödinger’s iceberg. 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
2080 How's it go with the floe? 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
2081 Did you bring a mask? 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
2082 Corona virus is still a thing - I say we stay her for another 6 months 1.2870 0.04931 108 80 25 3
2083 So are we just down to you and me? 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
2084 Don't blame me; all my messages go in recyclable bottles. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2085 Speaking of climate change, how far north did I get? 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2086 My name is Paul. I'll be your waiter... and your main course. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
2087 Uh, we still have to stay six feet apart, ya know; it's a rule! 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2088 I think we should just agree sharing company is our best long term goal here 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2089 Twenty bucks says I drown before you starve. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2090 Rough decade? 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2091 Sure you can use my facilities, although a single tree doesn't technically constitute 'woods'...and my apologies, been out of toilet paper since early 2020. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2092 Tell me something I don’t already know. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2093 Who ever said " never the two shall meet" was wrong! 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2094 First off, you and I are both going to have to have a shave. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2095 For the last time - stop coming by and asking me if I have WiFi! 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2096 Seals? No, just coconuts. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2097 Melting ice caps or rising sea levels-- I don't know which of us has it worse! 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
2098 Join me here since my island will probably not be submerged before your iceberg melts due to climate change. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
2099 Humans suck. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
2100 Like you, I'm just chillin 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
2101 Let’s bury the hatchet and go with the floe. 1.2857 0.04919 98 74 21 3
2102 Are you hungry? Me too!” 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
2103 Yes, I’m a victim of Global Warming too. This use to be my front yard. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
2104 If you are good at fishing, this lifestyle is not bad at all 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2105 Look, there's got to be a middle ground here. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2106 Don't blame me. My C02 output has been extremely low for years. 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
2107 I was hoping someone would bear down to find me. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2108 I'm sorry for how you got here, but can I hop on? 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2109 No, this is Alaska. You're in Tahiti. 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
2110 My first instinct tells me he can't climb,and I have a tree! 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2111 BearBnB - Just leave the keys under the coconut when you go. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2112 I can't bear this. How about you? 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2113 We know neither of us are getting out alive. At least one of us gets a last meal. 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
2114 Have people betrayed you as well? 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2115 Life’s a beach. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2116 3 degrees doesn’t seem so insignificant now does it?! 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2117 For a limited time only, floating tropical islands! 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
2118 Can I talk to you about bundling your home and auto insurance? 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2119 Nothing to see here. Just keep moving. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2120 Looks like I don't have to worry about global warming too much longer." 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
2121 My guess? You need a push! 1.2843 0.04902 102 75 25 2
2122 Darn. From a distance you looked like Tom Hanks. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2123 Today's dread menu: existential vs. specific 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2124 Global warming has now proven that polar opposites do attract! 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2125 I didn't have this on my mind when I said I need to cool off 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2126 Are you the climate crisis or the polar opposite? 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
2127 The fishing's no good here either. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2128 Isn't it great to get some alone time? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2129 Fancy meeting you here! 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2130 I don't think is working out the way either of us planned. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2131 I'll trade 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2132 I'll let you eat me if I can just have some of your ice first. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2133 You will need a mask or muzzle. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2134 We’ve been trying to reach you regarding your Hummer’s extended warranty. 1.2842 0.06465 95 77 9 9
2135 The dating app said we were a perfect match. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2136 You're the Polar Express? 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
2137 I guess you caught one heck of a current. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2138 Yeah, same thing when I worked in an office -- I always thought it was too hot and she always thought it was too cold. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2139 ?Hablas espanol? 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2140 They heard it wrong, I had ordered a pail of beer. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2141 The wish was beer in ice. No one ever listens to me! 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2142 Hmmm, imagine meeting you here. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2143 Well this is awkward. What do we do now?" 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2144 Wanna trade? 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2145 Is your island moving or is mine? 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2146 Hi, there! Where ya from? 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2147 No this isnt a desert Isle its Miami after 30 year of global warming. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2148 What ship were you on? 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
2149 Thanks, I could use a Klondike ice cream bar. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2150 Inconvenient truth? Wasn't that fiction? 1.2838 0.05449 74 56 16 2
2151 Thanks for bringing the ice. I've had this bourbon I've been wanting on the rocks for years. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2152 Shackleton, is that you? 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2153 Well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2154 I think we should see other people 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
2155 Looks like you also bought the scam island vacation package on Priceline. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
2156 [No caption - ipsa res loquitor] 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
2157 Uh-oh! 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
2158 I'd invite you in but my condo is under 6 feet of water. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2159 I guess we're even 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2160 It seemed nowhere was safe from gentrification 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2161 Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2162 Al Gore send you? 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2163 You have nothing to fear. I’m a pescatarian. 1.2828 0.04982 99 73 24 2
2164 It's true ... I'm the lucky one. 1.2826 0.05315 92 71 17 4
2165 See, we still have winter and summer! 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2166 Quit looking at me with those hungry eyes. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2167 You do the fish course, I’ll do the umbrella cocktail. 1.2826 0.05202 92 73 14 5
2168 Mr. Bear, can you spare a chunk of ice? It's time for my afternoon coconut daiquiri, and I've been dying to have one on the rocks for months. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2169 You won't get any sympathy from me. This used to be Maui. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2170 I see he has brought drinks, but I hope he's already eaten. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2171 Come on, let me show you to the shade. 1.2826 0.05086 92 70 19 3
2172 Welcome to Margaritaville 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2173 Hope you gave Gary Larson credit 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2174 Your profile said that you were a koala bear. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2175 My Amazon order was for island wear not an island bear. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2176 Something tells me you had a run-in with the same genie I had... 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2177 On the subject of movies, is it time to reevaluate "Waterworld?" 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2178 So could I get a ride or...? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2179 Now do you believe? 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2180 AAAAAAAAAHHH, A BEAR! 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2181 That’s NOT what they meant by “go with the flow!!” 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2182 I can see Russia from my island. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2183 Too bad this can’t average out to mild 65 degree days. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
2184 No, you didn't miss it. This is what's left of the South Pole. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2185 You're worried that the ice cap is melting? So am I! 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
2186 I am waiting for FEMA! 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2187 Remote working too? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2188 They said it was a hoax! 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2189 The best iceberg surfing is two islands over. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2190 wait. there's a refrigerated model? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2191 I am now a vegetarian, how about you? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2192 Sorry, this is all that's left of Tahiti 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2193 One case where the grass doesn't look greener. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2194 You are fake news. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
2195 How's your crisis going? 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
2196 Not what I meant when I prayed for a last meal 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2197 I'd say come join me, but then you'd eat me, right? 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2198 when does your quarantine finish? 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2199 You must be bi-polar, bear. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2200 Well, if you don't mind a bit of a dive, the best sea lion in the five boroughs is about forty feet down. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2201 Is this a hoax? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2202 I hope that one of us is dreaming. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2203 I was expecting my SOS to return something more optimistic. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2204 So, what's happening in your neck of the woods? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2205 Stop complaining. You get to see the world. 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
2206 Styrofoam? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2207 Well isn’t this Ironic..?! 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2208 Just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse…. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2209 You don’t look at all like your profile.” 1.2807 0.05643 114 91 14 9
2210 Al Gore sent me. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2211 Yeah, we suck. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2212 I miss ice cubes too. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2213 So that's what's left of Greenland? 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2214 This climate crisis is a real bear. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2215 Antartica? Keep going East and hang a left at Punta Arenas—then go south for about 2500 miles. You can't miss it. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2216 Hot again today. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2217 Before you take it out on me, you should know the guy you really want is in space 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
2218 I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to move your iceberg along. I'm trying to stay above water for as long as possible. 1.2804 0.04750 107 79 26 2
2219 I said I wish I would joined by cool female and some ice for a cold drink… 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
2220 Welcome to Mt. Everest! 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2221 Actually, yes. I’d love a shaved ice. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2222 Be careful. These are shark-infested waters. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2223 I know that breaking up is hard to bear 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2224 I should have voted for Al Gore. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2225 This may be the time to collaborate. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2226 First time away from home? 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2227 I thought I ordered vodka on the rocks... 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2228 Ice of you to drop by! 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2229 Stay in your own bubble 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
2230 Lonely Planet 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2231 There's no denying it now. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2232 Oh, I don't know; rising, melting--same difference. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2233 Ice is good but please don't tell me you forgot the gin and tonic. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2234 Guess a polar plunge is closer than I think 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2235 Some whales pushed me here. They're having a laugh. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2236 How soon till the next iceberg? 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2237 Which way you headed, buddy? I could use a lift. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2238 Really? I thought I was going North." "You are. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2239 The curator from the Central Park Zoo sent me to capture you for our new exhibit - ‘socially distanced adult male’ 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2240 So this is how they freeze my offshore accounts. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2241 Next you're gonna tell me that the earth isn't really flat, huh? 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
2242 Little polar bear finds an otter 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2243 I'll have what she's having 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2244 I’m so sorry, buddy. This is indeed very tough to bear. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2245 You look like a vegetarian. 1.2788 0.06027 104 84 11 9
2246 Go ahead, tell your story first... 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2247 Amazon gets it wrong again. Chuck had ordered a Teddy bear to replace Wilson. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2248 Great. We’ve got the ice. Now go back and get the vodka. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2249 Unidentified Floating Object 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2250 I'm guessing you didn't bring a flare gun? 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
2251 You got me at hello 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2252 Shall we share fish recipes? 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2253 I will apologize for eating the fish without you, but I won't apologize for leaving you, Gerald. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2254 I dreamt this would happen, but in my dream the polar bear was wearing plaid. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2255 Wow, I never imagined being found would make me feel MORE hopeless. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2256 What does a guy have to do to get some privacy around here? 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2257 I donated 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2258 Just remember, I'm not personally responsible for global warming 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2259 I see you're warming up to me at last 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2260 I'm sorry. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2261 Cheer up, you'll be surprised how coconut water grows on you. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2262 Proof of vaccination or negative test is required. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2263 A lot has happened since you were stranded here. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2264 Oh thank goodness, I'm low on ice. 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2265 Before I let you on the ice, I need to see a proof of vaccination. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2266 When yours melts neither of us will have something to stand on. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2267 So I'm thinking of buying a Tesla. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2268 How does Friday sound? 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2269 Finally, a pet to keep me company. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
2270 Amazon? Just leave the ice under the tree. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2271 Social distancing made easy 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2272 I’d like to sell, but not in this climate! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2273 Look,from where I'm standing,you're treading on some thin ice.. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2274 Bi -Polar Disease 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
2275 No, my feet don't get cold. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
2276 At least one of us has a Mobile Home. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2277 Have you seen Fred? 1.2771 0.05370 83 64 16 3
2278 I feel ya bro' - this here island used to be Miami. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2279 No seals here 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2280 Lately I even miss the 80's when the only things melting at an alarming rate were our standards. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2281 I’m so hungry I could eat a … ah, let’s think about something other than food. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2282 will trade shade for fresh water. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2283 Your floating means I'm sinking, ironically 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2284 If it wasn't for the pandemic I'd let you give me a hug 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2285 Excuse me, Have you any Grey Poupon? 1.2771 0.05892 83 66 12 5
2286 I did not expect you this soon. 1.2771 0.05089 83 63 18 2
2287 I'll catch the next one. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2288 You got my DoorDash order? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2289 I think it was the left turn at Greenland that messed you up. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2290 Well, this certainly is an inconvenient truth 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2291 Desert island,not Dessert island 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2292 At least your’s doesn’t melt. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2293 At least yours floats. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2294 Leroy suddenly regretted wishing for the bare necessities. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2295 If you make it to Manhattan, tell my mother she was right about climate change...and cruises. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
2296 Your ice-melting is my ocean-rising… let’s climb the tree together. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2297 I guess everybody's driving for Uber now. 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
2298 I hear opposites attract 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2299 Oops, chilled beer 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2300 I thought this was supposed to be a Zoom meeting. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
2301 Is this the sign of the times? 1.2766 0.04995 94 72 19 3
2302 Moving on? 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
2303 I'm waiting for Trump's reinstatement; what are you waiting for? 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2304 I believe you ordered ice? 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2305 New here? Yea,me too. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2306 You're bummed! This is Hawaii! 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2307 That's right! With Global Warming you get a tree. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2308 Don’t blame me, I don’t even own a car 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2309 United by nature, divided by greed. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2310 new around these parts? 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2311 I wish we had met under different circumstances 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2312 I'm beginning to think that the climate here in Alaska really has changed. 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
2313 Scientists were wrong again. Heat clearly gets rid of Covid-19! 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
2314 It's a small world after all. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2315 Green new deal or just asleep at the wheel? 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2316 Coconuts, just coconuts. 1.2759 0.04820 87 68 16 3
2317 Bad news bears. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2318 Oh great! When that piece of glacier melts, this last bit of Mount Everest will be underwater. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2319 I really hope you are vegan 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2320 stay on your ice - it's too hot for you over here 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2321 I don't know––bear right? 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2322 My excuse is that I wanted to get away from any ‘global warming’ references, what’s yours?” 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2323 Hey Man ! You allowed to get out? 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2324 Islands in the Stream … that is what we bear. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2325 No, I have no Grey Poupon. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2326 It's cooler under the shade. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2327 I guess Global Warming Trumps "Wilson" 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2328 We were poles apart but the warmth is getting us close 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2329 This is great! I've been wanting some ice for my coconut milk! 1.2754 0.05417 69 50 19 0
2330 Last ice in the world, heh? I believe it, cause this is the top of Mount Everest. 1.2750 0.05024 80 58 22 0
2331 Mauna Kea. Why do you ask? 1.2750 0.05024 80 58 22 0
2332 Yes, global warming is bad... but at least it’s a dry heat. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2333 Separate but equal. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2334 i'm the ice man! 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2335 I still think climate change is a hoax. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2336 At least yours gives you a chance to get out of here! 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2337 My mistake. I ordered something cold with lots of ice. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2338 Last one to extinction is a rotten egg. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2339 Remember, one man's ceiling is another man's floor. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2340 Look what you did to us. 1.2750 0.03968 80 60 20 0
2341 Any luck hunting seals? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2342 ...But how is Bitcoin doing? 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2343 They said no man is an island 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2344 Sorry I ate your fish – I didn't think you were coming. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2345 Are you a climate-change denier too? 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2346 I will swap a coconut for a chunk of your ice. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2347 Dammit, Amazon! I ordered 'Bare necessities', not 'Bear necessities'! 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2348 The last man on Earth, huh? I'll be gentle. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2349 You can see the irony that I always give to the "Save the Polar Bears" Fund, right? I never wanted you to starve, but.... 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2350 I'm not a seal, I'm not a seal, I'm not a seal... 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2351 You must be new to the neighbourhood. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
2352 At least you’ve got a bit of home with you 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2353 Ahoy! Wanna play a zero sum game? 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2354 I think we can both agree that while your threat is more existential, mine is more classically idiomatic. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2355 We'll see who wins -- the melting glacier, or the sinking island. 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
2356 Welcome, vegan!?! 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
2357 Is it just me or does it feel warmer to you? 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
2358 What would you do for a Klondike bar? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2359 What's your favorite cuisine? 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2360 Come on over, the water is warming. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2361 Maybe so, but I won't have to cook you. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2362 That escalated quickly 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2363 That’s some continental drifting, my furry friend! 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2364 - I'll tell you, man, don't raise your expectations, they'll discuss climate change forever! 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2365 Welcome to the Florida Key! 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2366 I see you must have gotten my message in a Coke bottle 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2367 Could I interest you in a coconut instead? 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2368 Oh good, you've brought some ice! 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2369 I don't have my glasses on. Are you the Coast Guard? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2370 Yes, yes, climate change, blah,blah, blah...But how’s the cell service on that ice cube? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2371 Well, you COULD just eat me, but then you'd have nobody to talk to. 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
2372 Let's look for the things we have in common." 1.2737 0.04836 95 70 24 1
2373 I wished for iced beer ! 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2374 Man, the real estate market is HOT! 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2375 It’s too bad they brought back social distancing 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2376 I’m just waiting for the surge prices to go down 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
2377 The grass is always greener. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2378 Any chance you want to trade? 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
2379 Don't tell me that piece of ice was once the size of New Jersey. 1.2736 0.04552 106 78 27 1
2380 "I know we all need to adjust to climate change, but this is ridiculous." 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2381 Want to swap? 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2382 Maybe if I'm calm and still he won't even notice me. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2383 Thanks for stopping by. Unfortunately until you’re fully vaccinated I can’t invite you over. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2384 I guess the G20 just ignored the message in a bottle! 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2385 Would you mind if I killed you, and used your hide for a bankie 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2386 Don't look at me! This is all your fault! 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2387 Warm enough for you? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2388 Don’t just sit there, we’re making Piña Colodas before that melts 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2389 God, I said that I can’t bear the loneliness. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2390 Tough break. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2391 unexpected consequences of global warming 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2392 Could I interest you in swapping your bleak future for a life of hopeless isolation? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2393 Wow, exactly as foretold! 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2394 Do you think if I had gone vegan, it would’ve changed things? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2395 Now I want an island that moves. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2396 I guess we’re neighbors now. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2397 I have a bone to pick with you. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2398 I always thought global warming would end badly! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2399 I guess there really is no escaping climate change… 1.2727 0.04830 99 76 20 3
2400 I said I needed ice, not an ICEBERG. 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2401 We can't keep meeting like this. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2402 I guess they already ran out of ideas for the next island reality show 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2403 Okay, fine. But keep to your six feet. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2404 Floe or flow -- going with it was a terrible move for us both. 1.2718 0.04616 103 81 18 4
2405 ‘Can YOU help me?’ 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
2406 Any news? 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2407 One never gets used to it. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2408 You...you know that old saying? Teach a bear to fish... 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2409 I’m really sorry 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2410 There's a big school of fish if you keep going south - nothing to see here. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2411 And to think this was once New Jersey. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2412 Do you believe polar opposites attract too? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2413 Looks like it's just you and me. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2414 Your butt must be cold. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2415 Yeah, I just go with the floe too. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2416 THANKS ALOT DEBLASIO 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2417 Yeah, sorry, no seals around here. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2418 It’s No Win No Win 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2419 Apropos of nothing…you would not believe how easy it is to catch fish ‘round these parts. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2420 What was the one thing you could bring? 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
2421 Did you bring the drinks? 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2422 Did they try to put you on a coke bottle too? 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
2423 The climate emergency brought us together, but why? 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2424 I bought a Prius the first year they came out. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2425 We can change climates right now. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2426 Just stopping by for a snack? 1.2708 0.06191 96 78 10 8
2427 You and me both, brother. More ice! 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2428 Bienvenidos a Miami! 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2429 Got any drugs? 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2430 So this is the North? 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2431 This one is cold. Want to trade? 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2432 Come for cocktails at 5:00. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2433 If you are answering the message in the bottle, the place has already been rented. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2434 How about that, we are both far from home. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2435 Now I understand climate change. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2436 You didn't happen to grab a book before you drifted away, did you? 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2437 Sorry. You need a reservation. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2438 Did you bring the Coca Cola? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2439 I'm just waiting for my Uber. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2440 My fault!? Why didn't you steer your iceberg out of the way? 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2441 Welcome to the neighborhood. Staying long? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2442 No, you can't stay for dinner. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2443 You know that global warming is a hoax! 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2444 Would you like Iced or Hot Tea? 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2445 Coca-Cola meets Corona 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2446 You'll find it's different here... 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2447 How many coconuts did you want? 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2448 Finally, someone to eat. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2449 Ok, my turn! I spy with my little eye something tall with green leaves. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2450 Did you call for an Uber? 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2451 Well, I didn't wish for you either. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2452 classic liberal media with their heavy-handed, in-your-face global warming scare tactics 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2453 Now I know which direction is North 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2454 How can you BEAR it!!! 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
2455 It wouldn’t be a fair trade. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2456 I don’t suppose you have a flare gun on you either 1.2700 0.04683 100 79 17 4
2457 Yeah,I get it. Sorry. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2458 went downhill once I lost my Coca-Cola sponsorship... 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2459 It is a hoax! I know it! 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2460 Your climate change campaign is in your face; well done. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2461 No, you were supposed to bring the beer, I was supposed to bring the boxed set of ‘The Wire’. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2462 Some days you meet the bear and some days he meets you. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2463 Hey--the fishin's good! I think you'll like it here. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2464 Well, that's one way to get around the ban on international travel. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2465 It’ll be cozy for two, but I don’t think your ride is gonna take you much further… 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2466 What’s the secret to enjoying raw fish ? 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2467 Paradise lost. 1.2697 0.05363 89 70 15 4
2468 LESS THAN 2% OF POLAR BEAR HUNTS ARE SUCCESSFUL 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
2469 I guess we were all on the same boat 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2470 „It‘s unbearable, isn‘t it.“ 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2471 You have any more room on that thing? 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2472 I think I'm sending the wrong distress signals 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2473 Have I mentioned that I started doing cross-fit? 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2474 The guy on the other island looks tastier than me." 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
2475 Are you sightseeing or are you hungry? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2476 Did you bring any Coke? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2477 No thanks, I'll keep going. Your island will be underwater soon. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2478 Beware of bergs bearing bears 1.2692 0.05834 104 84 12 8
2479 Aw come on, I wished for an icy beer! 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2480 Ok, I think we both need to accept that we have over-reacted slightly to this self-isolation order!!! 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2481 Need a ride? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2482 You've come a long way for a warm snack. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
2483 they were both hungry but the smart money was on the bear 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2484 I am an island unto myself; 'til just now, I thought it was bearable. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2485 I only wished for ICE 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
2486 what book did you take ? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2487 God, I think we need to reevaluate the meaning of a companion. 1.2688 0.04868 93 69 23 1
2488 Oh, good — I'm so over Shark Week. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2489 You didn't happen to see a volleyball float by, did you? 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2490 If you're coming over to convince me global warming is not a hoax, don't waste your time!! 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2491 Yum, Yum! 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2492 Don't come any closer unless you're fully vaccinated. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2493 How nice of you! But I'm out of vodka. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2494 Is there a synagogue nearby? 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2495 What part of the Caribbean are you from? 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2496 Hey, you’re early. Give me a second to finish getting ready. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2497 Looks like we’re in the same the same boat 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2498 I can't make any daiquiris until the penguins return my blender. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2499 If you promise to stay on the west side of the island, yeah, OK, you can live here. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2500 Wanna swap CDs? 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2501 When I asked for light ice, this was not what I meant 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2502 Yes, I'm aware that palm oil contributes to climate change... 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2503 Not another lecture on global warming, show me proof! 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2504 Winters on yours summers on mine…for as long as we can? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2505 Do you happen to have a deck of cards? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2506 ...and this is how the last human on earth became extinct. The End. 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2507 Thanks for coming to pick me up! By the way, you don't look at all like your Tinder photo. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2508 Welcome to the Big Island 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2509 You wanna come over for dinner? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2510 This is one of our's fault... 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2511 Soo… do you come here often? Or… 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2512 I should have bought that Tesla. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2513 Yeah, but I still don't believe it. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2514 Your Upkeep may be my Downfall ! 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
2515 What? You want to trade places? How much do you weigh? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2516 Thanks for the Klondike bar. I was beginning to think that they forgot me. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2517 If it makes you feel better, no one’s ever even asked me what three things I would bring to a desert ice cap. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2518 I won't try to eat you if you don't try to eat me. Deal? 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2519 Yah, sorry, this is the only land left, too. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2520 Cheer up. We can play 'Marco Polo' 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2521 YOU MADE A RIGHT TURN, DID'T YOU? 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2522 Welcome to what's left of Hawaii. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2523 No, you're hallucinating. 1.2676 0.05291 71 52 19 0
2524 Tell me you’re lost without telling me you’re lost. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2525 We have to stop meeting this way 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2526 I'm not your friend, buddy! 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2527 Pina Coladas at 7ish. Bring ice. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2528 How could you forget your mask? 1.2674 0.05078 86 69 13 4
2529 Perfect! I have fermenting coconut, you have ice. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2530 On this week’s episode of Trading Spaces… 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2531 Heading anywhere special? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2532 No seals, but the mahi-mahi is excellent. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
2533 That's a good boy. Way to fetch us a supply of fresh water. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2534 And so the final chapter of the Galapagos begins 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2535 ‘I guess we should have seen this coming.’ 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2536 It's not just about you 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
2537 It’s too late. We’re out of coconuts. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
2538 You do know that they even have a song about a message in a bottle? 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
2539 It’s all relative I guess… 1.2673 0.04852 101 76 23 2
2540 Going south for the winter is always an option. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2541 Welcome to the only community on Earth, with a net-zero carbon footprint! 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2542 Aren't you a bit zoned out, or is it me? 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2543 Climate change is shrinking both our islands, but I could use your fresh water. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2544 Come on over. The tree provides shade. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2545 Not too hot meets not too cold, something is scary wrong here... 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2546 Wanna come for dinner? I’m having fish — fresh, not frozen. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2547 Beatles White Album was top of MY desert-island list. Yours? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2548 I see you also checked the downsize box on your global warming relocation application. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2549 Sorry, I’m mostly bone 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2550 Look on the bright side, at least neither of us has to wear a mask. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2551 This was supposed to be a Zoom meeting. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2552 If you are getting ready to hibernate, I'll be glad to share some of my salmon with you. 1.2667 0.05757 60 44 16 0
2553 I’m evolving, how about you? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2554 I still don’t get Lost. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2555 We found love in a hopeless place. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2556 Sorry man, I already ate the fish! 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2557 Do not complain to me! The more your iceberg melts, the smaller my island becomes! 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2558 So is it the first right and then third left to reach Trump? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2559 Teach a man to fish? 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2560 Can I hitch a ride with you? 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2561 I can dig ya man. Go with the floe. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2562 Eventually someone will miss us. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2563 I see my dinner has arrived. 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
2564 The cartoonist likes options. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2565 You seem like a very nice bear and I know you've been through a lot, but seriously, at most, only one of us is going to get rescued. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2566 You win. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2567 Don’t blame me Nanuk, I drove a Tesla. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2568 She was his polar opposite, and he couldn’t take his eyes off her. 1.2658 0.06909 79 65 7 7
2569 Not until you apologize for eating my little turtle. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2570 No, I don't have any salmon. Do you have any jet skis, personal computers, cell phones or virtual reality headsets? 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2571 Meltdown? I'll show you a meltdown.” 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2572 The vague feelings of doom that had haunted them now had a face and a name. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2573 Sometimes my feet get cold too. 1.2658 0.04666 79 62 15 2
2574 Sorry, but we're both sinking. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2575 What the fuck 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2576 Yep we are all screwed 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
2577 Before you eat me, you should know I used to drive a Prius. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2578 I’m hungry.” “Well, so am I. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2579 You come here, I go there, either way we're screwed. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2580 Don’t blame me for climate deregulation, I couldn’t vote. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2581 I'm on a diet...how about you? 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2582 Huh! One of us is going to eat. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2583 Let's put it this way: which comes first, global ocean level rising or ice cap melting? 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2584 Bear: Too skinny. Man: Big claws. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2585 Do you believe in peaceful coexistence? 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2586 Not sure if I want to bear with the polar express. 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
2587 Forecast away 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2588 But did you see his rocket? 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2589 Before you get any ideas, pal, understand I'm also part of a protected species. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2590 we're in the same boat 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2591 Oh thank goodness, I’m starving”. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
2592 Do you believe in climate change now? 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2593 Yes, we could winter there, but there isn't going to be there much longer. 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
2594 At least we don't have to wear a mask? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
2595 The bear saw that the man was very lonely. So, he decided to break the ice 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2596 Chicago won't change their nickname.I promise. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2597 "Yeah, your beach looks pretty cool. But my family raised me to go with the floe." 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2598 How lovely! I still have some whisky I have been drinking warm. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2599 If you are not a virtual delusion, the pandemic must be over! 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2600 Well yes, my Tinder photo is just a bit out of date. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2601 Did you take the wrong exit too? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2602 But they said climate change is a hoax. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2603 Nice try. But I still don't believe in global warming. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2604 You are here too to escape capitalism? 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2605 Polar opposites collide 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2606 you're better off there, believe me... 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2607 Hey do you know the wifi password? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2608 Sooooo I guess climate change is real then. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2609 What were your three wishes? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2610 This one's full but there's another right behind it 1.2642 0.03862 106 86 16 4
2611 Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2612 At last--A frozen daiquiri! 1.2642 0.04303 106 83 20 3
2613 It is not my fault I had a Prius. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2614 Turn right to the South Pole. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2615 Summer Vacation? 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2616 I built a perfect utopia of a country here and now you want to ruin it with with your illegal migration. well, I don’t care how white you are go back to where you came from. We’re full. 1.2639 0.07399 72 60 5 7
2617 Dang, maybe he's a vegetarian? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2618 No, no, I said I'm bare bones! BARE bones! 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2619 Hey! You're eroding my shoreline. 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
2620 Well, I can't outrun him. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2621 In climate emergency many of us have actually become bipolar. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2622 I’ll tell you where you can stick your liberal agenda 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2623 Poles. A part. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2624 Know any ice breakers? 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2625 I didn't get vaccinated either. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2626 Hey, I don't taste good without something to wash me down. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2627 I've come to apologize. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2628 Just my luck. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2629 I can’t believe that Genie. I get one wish and wished for a ice cold beer. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2630 No one at the WWF has made as big a contribution to polar bear longevity than I am about to. And I won't get any deductions. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2631 Are you as excited as I am about the billionaire space race? 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
2632 So this climate change thing is the real deal after all! 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2633 So, looks like Greta was right. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2634 The Great Alaska-Hawaii Summit of 2028 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2635 Don’t be sad. After you eat me you can scratch your back on the tree. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2636 That was a damn good ice breaker 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2637 Well, I heard Coca-Cola was a nice company 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
2638 You could always become an island bear. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2639 White privilege?" "Yeah " 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2640 I wouldn't count on being rescued; they didn't bother trying to save me. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2641 Does it last? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2642 Let’s make a bet, whose island is going to last longer: yours or mine? 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2643 Wilson- is that you? 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2644 So the Titanic went down, then what? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2645 Did you bring some Coca-Cola? 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2646 Your home vanished too? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2647 Going nowhere? 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2648 I guess you're from a different burg. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2649 Ok then, I'm going with alien abduction as my last hope. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2650 On behalf of all humanity I would like to apologize for the abuses from the last 2 hundred years of ‘PROGRESS’ . 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2651 No man is an island. No bear is an island. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2652 So is making Pina Coladas is out of the question ? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2653 I suppose global warming isn't a hoax. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2654 Wonderful! You made it just in time for the 4 pm Congo Line! 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2655 Your days are numbered my friend. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2656 This land don’t melt! 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2657 You're not one of those bears that can climb trees? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2658 My iceberg is melting 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2659 It'll work. I can cool off and you can warm up, 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2660 Marco-Polar 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2661 Either you or I are a mirage. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2662 Don’t kid yourself; we’re polar opposites! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2663 You're not the fantasy island-mate I dreamt of. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2664 Polar bear: "It won't be long now." Guy: "It won't be long now." 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2665 We'll both be in deep water soon! 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
2666 You’re going to love coconuts. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2667 Do you fish? 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2668 I guess we’re both wasting away, waiting to be saved by an intelligent design. 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
2669 Ever played Marco Polar? 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2670 Hi. I'm Tucker. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2671 Welcome to Paradise. I hope you're not hungry! 1.2614 0.04847 88 68 18 2
2672 When you say "Are you happy now?"... 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2673 Thanks, but I’ll wait for the next option. 1.2614 0.05359 88 70 14 4
2674 Pal, I'm a one man show 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2675 I don't care how fast it's melting, there's no room for you here. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2676 oh, thanks....but this won't get us very far 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2677 Trump says global warming is fake news. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
2678 So you got my letter, eh? 1.2609 0.05325 69 51 18 0
2679 No, I'm a bipolar bear. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2680 I won't ask about what happened to your family if you don't ask what happened to mine 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2681 We're both victims of climate change. Your ice thawed and my wax wings melted. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2682 Is this the way to the South Pacific? The Ocean, not the Musical" 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2683 Hey buddy, you got a Coke? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2684 Now global warming is a sad thing, right? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2685 Welcome to the Hamptons! Thanks for bringing the ice. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2686 Time is precious, huh? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2687 Polar opposites, am I right? 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2688 Snowbirds already? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2689 Thought things would improve after Trump remitted office 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
2690 I like your latitude. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2691 Ah, finally the Uber is here. Who are you here for? 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
2692 I'll name you Bear Friday. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2693 I bearly ever see my neighbors 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2694 You going my way? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2695 Oh yeah? Well, the climate is always changing! 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
2696 I knew it. I did leave the oven on right before I was exiled. 1.2603 0.05171 73 54 19 0
2697 'Oh, hey Gary. How did the interview go?' 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2698 Did I finally do enough for a damn Klondike bar? 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2699 So this was all because you drank a Pepsi? 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2700 Don't worry! Tom Hanks will save us!!! 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2701 You came down here for the low taxes too? 1.2600 0.04050 100 80 17 3
2702 Great, where am I gonna park this thing? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2703 No thanks, I am on my way to a meeting. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2704 Vaccine-hesitant, too? 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2705 Do you see anything funny about this? Because I don't. 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
2706 Are you also thinking tuna melt? 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2707 Ah, who knew a series of bad choices plus climate change would create the circumstances I’d finally meet a polar bear. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2708 Climate change friend. Shape up or ship out. On a positive note, this palm tree provides some nice shade and the water's warm. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2709 I deserve this, you dear polar bear do not 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2710 I have the tree. Why was I to bring the rum? 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2711 Naw! I don't want to trade. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2712 This is the GoFundMe story that I've been waiting for. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2713 I'm pretty sure that climate change is for real. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2714 I'm a vegetarian. You? 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2715 Hey, bro. Can i borrow your Netflix password? Forgot mine. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2716 I find it’s best just just wait around for the rest of the world to notice 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2717 I don't suppose my island has been floating north. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2718 Ok, I'll let you join me if you show your vaccine card 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2719 Is that fresh water? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2720 A least you are moving. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2721 No worries, mate. No global warming here in Australia. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2722 I say ol' chap, would you have any gin and tonic to go with your ride? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2723 Wasn’t my wish either 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2724 Okay, for the last time, here’s why I believe the election was not stolen. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2725 'Climate change is un-bear-able, huh?' 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2726 Bear in mind, I’m not the one who’s responsible for this climate change. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2727 Some climate change we’re having, huh? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2728 Let’s make a deal 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2729 Any interest in trading places? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2730 Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have some scotch. I'll bet we could both use a drink 1.2588 0.04923 85 66 17 2
2731 No, but I'll tell him you're looking for him if I do. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2732 Climate change is becoming bearable. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2733 My lunch is always delivered cold. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2734 Got space for one more? 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2735 Looks like the poets were wrong. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2736 Your GPS was off, too? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2737 This is not what I thought when I asked for company. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2738 Alaska ain't what it used to be. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2739 Do we both need to wear masks now? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2740 Anyone who thinks this is funny can fry in hell. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2741 I don't think your here to save me" 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
2742 This “What would you do for a Klondike bar” competition is getting out of hand 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2743 So is that a 'no' on the Grey Poupon? 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2744 we're each other's worst nightmare 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2745 Just make a U-Turn at thr next island and you will be OK. Trust me 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2746 It’s kinda small for two, but at least it’s not going to melt… 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
2747 Finally some shaved ice for my coconut milk drink. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2748 Are you Uber? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2749 Climate change IS real, bear with me... 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2750 Yeah, I don’t know how my island drifted this far north. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2751 I see we’ve both been social distancing. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2752 I know--there's nothing funny about it. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2753 Hi, I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2754 You must be on the Good-Bye Polar Express! 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2755 I got Palm Toddy. You got the ice. Let's get boozy, pal. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2756 Sorry there’s no valet parking at the moment… tie up in the shade. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2757 Man "I hate to be the bearer of bad news but…” Bear “ shut up Kyle” 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2758 Polar Bear Express? Just leave it on the porch, thanks. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2759 There is nothing funny here anymore. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2760 Guess who eats tonight! 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
2761 So wait a second, who is saving who? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2762 What did you expect with all that gas from eating seals? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2763 Mr. Bear? I am a staunch Republican and this can't be happening. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2764 I think I'm warming to you 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2765 No I don’t have any fucking Grey Poupon. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2766 And I thought they were extinct” (said both 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2767 Climate change can just be so polarizing. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2768 Oh,sure,blame me for global warming. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2769 You’re late for dinner, I already ate. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2770 Could I get a lift to wherever you are going? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2771 Does this mean Flat Earth is real too? 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2772 You can stay if you promise not to snore, pass gas, or eat me. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2773 I guess the one good thing about global warming is that it is bringing us closer together. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2774 Every man's an island 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2775 Let me make it clear that I am not a seal. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2776 Welcome to Hawaii. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2777 Welcome to casa tropical, you body surf? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2778 Wow, I did not realize that climate change could reveal that the tropics and the arctic circle are truly brothers! 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2779 Can you tell me where the North Pole is ? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2780 Spooked, blued, and tattooed. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2781 We can bear it together 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2782 Your ass has gotta be cold. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2783 Want to trade some of your melting ice for some of my sick fish? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2784 I brought the ice. You got the Scotch? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2785 On this island, we only eat fish. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2786 Don’t get too excited about spotting land. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2787 Mary, please tell me it's just you in a polar bear costume! 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2788 Is the guy with the limes here yet? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2789 Care for a slushie? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2790 Is Trump still President -did he finish the wall - is climate change still a hoax? 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2791 OK, you bring the ice and I'll bring the shade" 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2792 How about swapping houses? I get to cool off, and you get to eat tropical fish? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2793 True, my island is not melting, but it is also true that I cannot swim. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2794 Hey, can I hitch a ride to the coast? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2795 Darn, the first sign of life and he’s my polar opposite! 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2796 What are you talking about, your island doesn't even have a shade. Plus it will melt before we reach land. So, no, I don't want to jump on. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2797 Do you know who won the Super Bowl? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2798 I go, you go, we all go 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2799 Sorry, I'm not watching a 'Lost' reboot without Sawyer. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2800 free ride ? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2801 How many miles you got left in that thing? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2802 Is your name Wilson? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2803 I heard you were coming. Where are the penguins? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2804 Hang in there Bro'. What doesn't kill us makes us stronger. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2805 C'mon over... a little dinner, some poetry...and I'll even let you wear the sailor suit. Whattya say? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2806 My island tops your island. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2807 You should have made a left turn at Albuquerque. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2808 For an Airbnb, it’s not bad. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2809 Turns out the motor home lifestyle sucks. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2810 Well, maybe climate change is real afterall.... 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2811 C'mon. Mask or the vacinne. 1.2558 0.05148 86 68 15 3
2812 I thought *I* was lost. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2813 Global warming brought new adventures for the Florida Man 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2814 No, I don’t feel sorry for you. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2815 They're not coming for you either, huh? 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2816 At least you brought some ice. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2817 The unbearable likeness of being. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2818 I was told I would have a clear view of the ocean 1.2558 0.05407 86 69 13 4
2819 I don't suppose you brought beer? 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
2820 But wéve both been carbon neutral! 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2821 Are you up for some interspecies intimacy? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2822 We are, my friend at a crossroads 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2823 Don’t look at me. I was, like, third on my block to get solar panels. 1.2556 0.05255 90 72 14 4
2824 Thanks for inviting me to go with the floe, but I'm afraid that I'd get cold feet. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2825 I said “White Russian NO ice”! 1.2556 0.04486 90 69 20 1
2826 I won't tell you what's gonna happen to the habitat of your folks back home and you won't eat me. Deal? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2827 Uh-oh. One of us is in a real pickle. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2828 Either climate change is real or I had some baaaad fish! 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2829 Between us we have the last remnants of Greenland. 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
2830 Rick? Rick! It’s me; Joesph! What are the odds of running into you here? 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2831 Hey... Where'd you get an RV! So cool! 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2832 Mind if I sit on your ice to cool off? 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2833 Ubear said you’d be here 5 years ago 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
2834 Plastics make it possible 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2835 A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2836 Don't order the salmon. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2837 Yes, I miss you too. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2838 Would you trade me a piece of ice for something besides a piece of me? 1.2535 0.05002 71 55 15 1
2839 I'd let you in, but I'm concerned about overpopulatio 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2840 When John read that there were “hot singles in his area” this is not was he had in mind. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2841 We've got one of two choices here. We can follow our emotional urges to devour what we see or we can work as a team and catch some fish. You in!?. They call this bipartisanship where I come from 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2842 I came here to forget about my effects on the world. I guess it’s not working. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2843 Any chance you have Ziggy Stardust and nine more of my favorite records with you? 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2844 My habitat destroyed your habitat which destroyed my habitat — it’s a vicious arctic circle. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2845 I'm taking mine to the edge. You? 1.2533 0.05231 75 59 14 2
2846 Just because you are a snowbird doesn't mean that you will enjoy island life. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2847 North is north, and south is south. And now, the twain have met. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2848 We're in this together. My bad. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2849 Technically Bezos isn’t an astronaut 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2850 polar-ice 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2851 Blame me all you want but most of it was water anyway.. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2852 Objects may be closer than they appear 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2853 Somebody is losing. Could it be everybody? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2854 Oh shit! 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2855 Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2856 Not sure how I got here. I just go with the floe 1.2532 0.06853 79 66 6 7
2857 I thought the melting glaciers would at least bring me ice coffee 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2858 I'm guessing that you don't have GPS. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2859 Bare necessities. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2860 I heard things ended differently for the dinosaurs. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2861 Wanna prove Jack and Rose could have both fit? #titanic 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
2862 You don’t look like your picture on Tinder. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2863 You don’t happen to have any toilet paper, do you? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2864 Hello neighbear 👋 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2865 I can only offer you me for dinner. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2866 So you don’t go around carrying brandy for emergencies? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2867 Sure, I’ll tell you how you got here. You missed the U-turn at the Arctic Circle your GPS told you to take. 1.2530 0.04801 83 62 21 0
2868 I need bare necessities too, you know! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2869 Really, remote island getaway is humans' best idea of paradise? 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2870 I think you better check your GPS 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2871 Hey, the South Pole is a mile to the left. Just follow the fat juicy penguins you'll see there! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2872 I guess we're in the same boat then. But like, not really. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2873 Neither man nor bear is are an island. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2874 So the rent is $1000 but the views go on for miles and you get your own coconut tree 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2875 Can’t help ya, dude. This is the South Pole. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2876 Guess I'll have to "pair and share" with a bear! 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2877 Alaska sure ain't what it used to be, huh, buddy? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2878 One of us is going to have a heck of a meal. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2879 You should have turned left at the Bearing strait 1.2529 0.04542 87 67 19 1
2880 Don't even think about parking here! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2881 Welcome to Nepal. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2882 ¿ Habla usted Español ? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2883 I AM a pole. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2884 Global warming... What's your excuse? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2885 Elton was right. Sorry seems to be the hardest word. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2886 Send a bottle when you get there, you know how I worry when you travel on your own. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2887 Have you recently traveled internationally? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2888 Trade ya some fish for an ice cold Coke? I hear they’re going fast. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2889 Dammit, I knew I should have packed the bear spray! 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2890 Thanks for bringing ice but the party is over. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2891 Do you believe in climate change yet, Todd? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2892 At least you have shade... 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2893 "What took so long? You were supposed to bring that cold front last week." 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2894 At least we'll have ice for our drinks! 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2895 Sorry to have to tell you, but this WAS New York. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2896 You completed my bucket list. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2897 My rides coming tomorrow if you feel like waiting around. 1.2527 0.04712 91 71 18 2
2898 It’s been a long time since I had a cold drink. 1.2527 0.05205 91 73 14 4
2899 close encounter 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2900 I cant remember if Polar Bears can climb trees 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2901 Well, this is not the reunion I expected. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2902 Hey hey hey don’t blame me I drove a Prius 1.2526 0.04725 95 72 22 1
2903 Have you had lunch? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2904 Phew! You've arrived just in time for Happy Hour. 1.2524 0.04823 103 82 17 4
2905 Ah. The Arctic ambassador.. Welcome to the Americas. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2906 It's not the heat ... it's the humidity. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
2907 Stick around and you might finally get some cable news coverage. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2908 Where's your Coca-Cola? 1.2500 0.03295 100 84 13 3
2909 Okay, the good news first. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2910 You really know how to go with the floe. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2911 Do you need a lift? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2912 Aloha. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2913 Yes, I want to go with the floe...thanks for asking. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2914 Respectfully Sir, I suggest, go with the floe. 1.2500 0.05678 64 51 11 2
2915 I suppose you don’t see the irony in that we may be the last creatures on planet Earth. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2916 Dr. Irony, I presume. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2917 And so we meet . . . 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2918 Waldo's Ironic Final Resting Place 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
2919 Alaska? You've found it. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2920 Cool, man. Cool. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2921 Got fish? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2922 Oh Crap! and I thought I had it bad. 1.2500 0.07370 68 57 5 6
2923 You’re stuck on an ice floe. I’m stuck on what remains of Manhattan. And to think there were people way back when that thought the climate emergency was a hoax! 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2924 So sorry you came all this way, but everything in the brochure about the great fishing here? Yeah, that's a lie. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2925 You look hungry 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2926 You were warned about global warming. Did you listen? 1.2500 0.05186 84 67 14 3
2927 Oh yeah, you definitely missed your turn at latitude 72° 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
2928 Got coconuts. Ate the fish. Sorry. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2929 But you forgot the gin? 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2930 My place or yours? We don’t have much time. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2931 And here I thought you were coming to save me! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2932 Oh great. More GoFundMe competition. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2933 I thought global warming was myth . 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2934 You go get food, I'll teach you to pray 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2935 At least you still have a chance. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2936 I'd trade "War and Peace" if you've got some Dave Brubeck. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2937 What are friends for? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2938 Reverse and go with the floe. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2939 Even with global warming, I thought the North Pole would still be a bit bigger. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2940 Hey, jump in the waters warm! 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2941 It‘s too hot for you over here. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
2942 Yeah, it’s the atoll on the left 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2943 My ability to deliver news from the Artic is shrinking rapidly. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2944 Sorry Bud, no coke here - just cocoanuts 1.2500 0.02943 92 74 17 1
2945 Hey, sorry dude I got here as soon as I could. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2946 I think you made a wrong turn at the Equator 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2947 Did you bring the sunblock? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2948 You're gonna need some sunscreen! 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2949 Maybe he's just looking for shade. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2950 If I'd known you were coming, I would have saved you some fish. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2951 Did your land melt too? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2952 Not without a mask! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2953 It looks like we are both in the same boat. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2954 On the brighter side, it should start to get colder again as you drift on to the south pole. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2955 Well at least we don't have to worry about wildfires. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2956 Don't even think about MY woods. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
2957 So, is this your first New Yorker cartoon convention? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2958 Shoot, I can't think of an ice breaker. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2959 Hey neighbor, my house is melting...I'm coming over! 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2960 Mind if I swim over for a cold one? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2961 I know you're starving and bordering extinction, but I've been without internet for 2 days! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2962 Love Island: climate change edition. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2963 Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?” @jldeutsc 1.2500 0.04443 96 72 24 0
2964 What goes around, comes around 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2965 Continental Drift of your Children’s Generation. 1.2500 0.04683 96 73 22 1
2966 Let’s swap, you’ll love the shade! 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2967 I know things got heated between us, but it’s time to say goodbye. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2968 Is this the line for tickets to Mars? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2969 Let’s have a drink and toast to loneliness 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2970 Great, now he's overfishing. 1.2500 0.04683 96 73 22 1
2971 I’m sorry, Cocoa Cola paid really well 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2972 Hot enough for ya!? Sorry, it’s been a while. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2973 If it helps, I’ve drastically lowered my emissions. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2974 Can’t stand people either, can you? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2975 It seems we were the only ones who cared… 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2976 Whale meat again. Don't know where; don't know when, but I know whale meat again done sunny day 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
2977 Guess I shouldn’t have used that old Coke bottle to send my message 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2978 So one of us isn't wearing the right clothing... 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2979 I prayed bare with me,not BEAR! 1.2500 0.06242 68 56 8 4
2980 uh oh, I'm lunch. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2981 Welcome to the beginning of the end ! 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2982 Isn’t it weird that as your ice floe gets smaller, my island gets smaller too? 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2983 I'm sorry, I don't engage with cliches. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2984 I know I shouldn't have sent my S.O.S in a Honey Bear bottle 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2985 So that's still going on, huh? 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2986 Hey buddy if science and global warming are so real why don’t you just evolve into a fish?! 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2987 Yea, global warming really sucks. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2988 What! You have no Coca Cola? 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2989 Oh, hello. How may I help you? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2990 We are in this together! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2991 not if you were the last person…oh, wait 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2992 Polar is approaching with your order 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2993 Two-State Solution 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2994 Yes, the world abandoned me too. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2995 Stay if you’d like, but you’re a little early for the off-season rates. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2996 Your trope is sadder than mine. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2997 Hey. Have you seen Wilson? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2998 I got your note in the bottle. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2999 got any cola? 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
3000 Can I come sit on the ice..this palm tree isn't cutting it. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3001 Just keep floating, buddy. No seals around here. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
3002 I'm only human. Don't seal my fate. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3003 You too lost your home? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3004 I hope you know how to swim. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3005 Frank figured he has about a week left . 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3006 I ordered ice and beer, not ice and bear! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3007 At least yours will melt ! I’m stuck here forever ! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3008 let me guess, Titanic? 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
3009 Global warming put me in this position, what’s your excuse? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3010 Don't guilt-trip me about global warming. For all I know, you damn bears sank my ship! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3011 For one of them, tragedy also meant opportunity. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
3012 Iceland is a little further South 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3013 At least you’ve brought water. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
3014 Welcome to the Faroe Islands 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
3015 maybe Climate Change IS real - welcome to Mount Everest! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
3016 I’ll do your back if you do mine. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3017 I'd invite you over but we're poles apart. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3018 Not much. What’s up with you? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
3019 Can you park it round back? That’s my spot. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
3020 Global warming to the rescue! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3021 Vanilla called, he wants his ice back 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3022 So do you think he’ll run in ‘24? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3023 Ok well answer me this, bear. If global warming is real then how come there’s still ice? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
3024 Yeah, but which of us is the omen? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
3025 Truth and Fart can never be hidden for long.." 1.2469 0.04821 81 61 20 0
3026 I think I've lost my appetite. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
3027 The ice bear cometh! 1.2468 0.05439 77 62 12 3
3028 I wished for some ice water . . . I wonder what he wished for? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3029 I guess that's what I get for sending my message in a Coca-cola bottle. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3030 Sorry, man, I just ate my last two. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3031 Vodka on the rocks. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3032 Looks like your GPS got it wrong. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3033 How do you bear the isolation? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3034 Maybe climate change isn’t a hoax. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3035 Sooooo, explain this climate change thing to me again, will you? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3036 So this is what Club Med means when they say 'enjoy the best of both worlds this vacation.' 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3037 I came here on purpose. What’s your excuse? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3038 So what books did you bring? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3039 «Glad you’re here! I was starting to believe everyone saying sea level rise would be the end of mankind.» 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3040 Wow, you’re here earlier than expected. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3041 I am here about your car’s extended warranty. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3042 Do you come here often? 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3043 I took a wrong turn near Greenland. How about you? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3044 Welcome to Antarctica. 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
3045 But I cancelled my Ubear Eats order. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3046 I am sorry I'm late. You booked the ride, right? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3047 I will trade land for ice. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3048 The least of your problems? There goes the neighborhood. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3049 I think some ground rules are in order 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3050 I alone can fix it. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3051 I'd let you in but immigrants would bring down my standard of living. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3052 HOLY CRIPE...THERE REALLY IS SOMETHING TO THIS GLOBAL WARMING STUFF! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3053 I'm not gonna shit right for a month 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3054 Helplessness entices troubles.... 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3055 Sit…good boy! Now stay…stay! 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3056 Yeah, you have enough glacier to make it to the Hamptons, if you don't get caught in a traffic jam. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3057 Don’t expect a 3-hour tour 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3058 Hope you like avocados? 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3059 Have you tried the sand diet? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3060 Islands in the hoax… That is what we are… No one in between… How can we be wrong… 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3061 There goes my secret fishing spot. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3062 I know you’re going to eat me but I still feel sorry for you. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
3063 At least it’s not raining… 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
3064 Have you always gone to such lengths to act so cool? 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
3065 And I thought my situation was bad... 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
3066 Sorry, I am out of fish today. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3067 Could be worse, there are flies over here. 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
3068 Immigrants have ruined this place. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
3069 Wife kick you out? 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
3070 Did you happen to pack a razor? 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
3071 Once you realize that you're just a cartoon then you'll see the humor in the situation. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
3072 Are you here to deliver my Coke? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
3073 Can you put in a word for me when the wildlife conservationists arrive? 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
3074 Cool board! 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
3075 One is not like the other 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
3076 Finally,something to eat! 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
3077 Which way you headed? Or should I ask 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
3078 We're both about to lose our habitats. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
3079 Your profile didn't say anything about claws. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
3080 What's funny about this cartoon my friend Ms. Polar Bear? Hmm, nothing.. nothing at all. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
3081 You don't eat me, Bear, I don't eat you 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3082 Yep, it was a series by Susan Collins - she called it The Hunger Games. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3083 that looks like the North Pole 1.2442 0.04660 86 65 21 0
3084 Hey, don’t look at me. I drink my coconuts without straws.” 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3085 This is your fault 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3086 ‘Do you want to take Dolly or Kenny’s part?’ 🎶 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3087 They call this the Thunberg Dilemma 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3088 Good news — Exxon Mobil’s up three points in early trading. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3089 I guess it's time to fish or cut bait. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3090 When Zach moved back to Manhattan everything had changed. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3091 I’ve been expecting you. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3092 Let's hope this cooler weather lasts. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3093 You're more at home than I am! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3094 No, I don't have any salmon. You have a phone? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3095 Got hemorrhoids yet? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3096 Okay. My final offer - 3 coconuts for 2 herring. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3097 Please stop singing, you're just making it worse. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3098 I get that it's hard for you, but my island used to be three acres! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3099 SAVED! At last! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3100 So, it wasn't a hoax after all. 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
3101 One of us is lost!! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3102 Pandemic you say, well well huh! and Ray Donovan finished like that, no new series why? 1.2439 0.05504 82 67 11 4
3103 Maureen, for the last time, stop following me. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3104 Maybe Mars wasn't such a bad idea. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3105 Did I miss Firefest? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3106 When that melts we’ll both be under water 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3107 I love Paris in the the springtime 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3108 You may wanna just stay on that iceberg, I’m kinda the reason we’re in this mess. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3109 This climate change thing really is something. It’s affecting you too now, huh? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3110 Condolences 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3111 You took a wrong turn at Iceland 1.2436 0.04892 78 59 19 0
3112 I floated to the North Pole here because of global freezing. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3113 Soooo global warming am I right, man? 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3114 We need an ice-breaker. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3115 Just when I thought my situation was looking up, it's now back to unbearable 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3116 You must be my replacement trope. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3117 Heavy enough to break the ice? 1.2436 0.04156 78 62 15 1
3118 I guess global warming is a real thing after all. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3119 I did not sea this coming! 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3120 How does it feel to be the last human on earth?” “How does it feel to be the last polar bear? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3121 No vaccine for me. I value my freedom! 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3122 You too? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3123 I said "Go with the flow, not floe" 1.2432 0.05203 74 59 13 2
3124 At least you can drink the water. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3125 I might be running out of ice, but my last supper is sure looking up. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3126 Ah, dinner." "Ah, dinner. 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
3127 Don’t you know about global warming 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3128 Welcome to Paradise. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3129 Don't you want to wait for the lunch menu? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3130 Thanks for the generous offer, but I'm not into bestiality this week. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3131 Did you bring me any word on who Jennifer Lopez is now dating? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3132 you got here a lot sooner than I expected 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3133 Survivor: Climate Change. I'm telling you, this is Reality TV gold. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3134 Climate change happened faster than I thought. 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
3135 You're not gonna believe this but I just drank the last coke 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3136 Sorry,but I'm a funny cartoon staple and you're just not. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3137 Are you sure you’re my Uber driver? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3138 Only thing worse than a barren island is a bear on island. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3139 No thanks, I'm not getting on another sinking ship 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3140 Oh, come on. Seriously????? 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3141 We’re entering a period of extreme metaphors. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3142 Are you passing by or staying here for a chat? 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
3143 Now I understand why Bermuda has gotten so small. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3144 Welcome. Hope you’re not hungry. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3145 On the rocks? 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3146 Go get help, boy! But not a documentary this time. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3147 Welcome aboard as long as it lasts. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3148 Did you know adopting a vegan diet is the easiest way to reduce your environmental impact? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3149 Sorry, I don’t believe in that. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3150 The only way to save your island is to save my island. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
3151 no, i specically ordered a cold BEER! 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
3152 It’s okay, I’m fully vaccinated. 1.2427 0.04464 103 79 23 1
3153 I’m stuck on a desert island and now I’m gonna get eaten by a polar bear? Only in New York, baby! 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3154 They say "No bear is an iceberg." 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3155 My warm greetings 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3156 Want to make a hybrid? 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
3157 we're both fu**ed aren't we ? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3158 I’ve always wanted to take an Alaskan cruise. 1.2421 0.04418 95 72 23 0
3159 This new Uber Polar Bear service is a real lifesaver. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
3160 Switch? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
3161 I'll trade you a coconut for a Klondike Bar 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
3162 Would you believe me if I said this is just the tip? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
3163 Yours is getting smaller TOO huh??? Imagine that… 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
3164 Have you also come to get away from it all? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
3165 Will pay in fish for a ride 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
3166 I don't know about you, but I'm ready for some climate change! 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
3167 Crazy meeting you here 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
3168 Damnnnnn, that’s cold 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
3169 I really should’ve joined the school strike instead of taking a damn cruise. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
3170 I understand how you feel. Just go with the floe. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
3171 I can't get away from this "Global Warming" topic. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
3172 Perfect, my coconut, your ice, let’s make pina coladas! 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
3173 At least we’re not wearing masks! 😷 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
3174 Misery loves company 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
3175 Neil now regretted wishing for clean cold water. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3176 I'm not happy about it either. Anyway, welcome to Florida! 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3177 one of us has drifted a long way. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
3178 I guess bear is an island too. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
3179 Welcome to the North Pole; probably won’t need the Coat. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
3180 It’s nice to meet you but let’s skip the ice-breaker 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
3181 I’m totally gonna get ate. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3182 No one will ever believe this. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3183 OMG, are you from TikTok? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3184 It needs no caption. Let the viewer run through 1000 thoughts in their mind 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
3185 Where do we go from now? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3186 Weren’t there two bears on there yesterday? 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
3187 What was your desert island wish? 1.2407 0.03918 108 88 17 3
3188 You here for Fyre fest too? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3189 Looks like you're lost. The truth is, there are times you need to be alone. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3190 Fresh water or meat? Who pays the price? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
3191 Geez, isn’t your ass frozen? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
3192 Finally I can have coconut water with ice. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3193 Say it ain't so, Po! 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
3194 So… Who’s rescuing who again? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3195 Hey aren't you that bear from the Coke ads? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3196 It’s kind of a long story 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3197 I’m not so sure I want to go back now... 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
3198 So you made the wrong left in Albuquerque, too? 1.2405 0.04839 79 60 19 0
3199 Don’t waste those fish bones. I make a great bearillabaisse! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3200 So, which one of us will go first? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3201 You have got to be kidding me 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3202 This used to be a country. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3203 A pescatarian, right? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
3204 Not quite the Friday that Bob had thought he'd discover while stranded. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3205 Despite the cold seat,Janice thoroughly enjoyed the last known production of "Waiting for Godot". 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3206 You headed toward Fort Lauderdale? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3207 It’s warm but I think you’ll find the fishing easier here 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3208 OK, but you have to agree to social distancing. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3209 You don't have a Coke, do you? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3210 I’ve always wanted to go on a cruise. 1.2400 0.04408 100 79 19 2
3211 Mind the sharks. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3212 Sorry, I ate all the seals last week. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3213 This is a great location, except delivery is always cold by the time it gets here. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3214 What are the odds!? Only in New York! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3215 This weather- crazy, huh? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3216 No joke: nobody is coming to save us. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3217 Turns out, just like those on the charter boat, the bear didn’t care to hear about Charlie’s stint with vegetarianism for animal rights and environmental reasons. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3218 I think I will stay here. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3219 I really wish I’d saved him a fish.” 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3220 It's kinda funny that we both picked ice cubes as thing we miss the most. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
3221 Soon, we'll meet in the middle. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3222 At least one of us will benefit from global warming. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3223 Can I borrow your phone ? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3224 Damn, I came to this island to get away from climate change. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3225 I should have been more specific when I said my circumstances were unbearable. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3226 I hate to break it you, but I’m on the right side of history this time. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3227 That’s not what I meant by go with the floe 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3228 At this moment, Barry realized global warming wasn’t in his favor anymore 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3229 Sorry, we're already in escrow. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3230 Once we merge I'm gonna eat that sad sap. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3231 Don't those Covid evictions really suck! 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3232 So opposites do attract. 1.2391 0.04471 92 70 22 0
3233 Actually, it’s not the heat, it’s the humidity. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3234 You up for taking a ride to space? I hear it's not totally ruined yet. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
3235 I wonder which one of us is the food. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3236 WE SHOULD STOP MEETING LIKE THIS 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3237 Your name isn’t Wilson by any chance is it ? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3238 So you're changing your name to Solar Bear. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3239 Thanks for asking but no, I do not want to talk about climate change. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3240 I feel your pain. My own desert island used to be half of Florida. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3241 I brought the ice. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3242 I see your advantage, but I’m not sure what mine might be if we joined forces. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
3243 To be fair you did drift a bit south... 1.2386 0.03957 88 70 17 1
3244 Well I’ll be darned, it’s real. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
3245 Yes so it’s either two metres or you wear a mask. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
3246 At least you've got licking water 1.2386 0.04570 88 67 21 0
3247 Your Ubrr is here 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
3248 there’s still more ice than land so it’s not my problem yet 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
3249 I was hoping for the last supermodel. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3250 Interested in a short term VRBO trade? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3251 No, mine’s not a “grower”. 1.2381 0.04675 84 64 20 0
3252 Well, there goes the neighborhood! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3253 This is an appropriate social distance." 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
3254 "You look tasty to me"... "I feel the same way about you!" 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3255 You melt. I drown. That sucks. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3256 Hey fella! A seal was just swimming around here. I'll keep watch. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3257 There’s plenty of fish. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3258 This used to be a mountain top 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3259 I see you're stuck too. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3260 Just think of it as glamping. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3261 I hope that bears a vegetarian. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3262 You and me both 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3263 It's about six thousand miles off to your left. If you pass any floating emporiums, could you have them send me a pizza? No anchovies; I'm sick of anchovies. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
3264 Just go with the floe,” you say 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3265 And that's when he realized that, at least, in his case, Darwin was wrong. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
3266 Pescatarian? 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
3267 - “I couldn’t bear hearing another reason why you’re not going back to the office.” 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3268 I forgor? I rember... 1.2381 0.04675 84 64 20 0
3269 How is it both our islands are getting smaller? 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
3270 The year is 2022… 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
3271 I certainly agree . . . go with the floe to find seal island! 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
3272 That's what I get for asking for company." 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3273 Just curious, you wouldn't happen to be vegetarian would you? 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3274 North Pole? Sorry, I don’t have a compass. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3275 We don't like your kind 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3276 Welcome to paradise. May I offer you a Pina colada? 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3277 Cheer up, you might enjoy the sun and sand. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3278 Not since he'd fallen off the singles cruise had John felt the embrace of a bear. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3279 Not exactly how I expected to find fresh water out here. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3280 Coca-Cola got wind that .0000001% of the world’s population hadn’t seen their ads. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3281 I take it you came all this way to tell me you’re bearish on climate change. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3282 It's just the bear necessities. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3283 Well at least one of us won’t starve. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3284 You're ice is melting, My land is shrinking. Guess we're in this together. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3285 These new episodes of House Hunters are getting out of hand. 1.2375 0.04950 80 64 14 2
3286 Ahh that’s a tough one! I’d marry the Grizzly, date the Panda, and kill the Koala for falsely having bear in their name. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
3287 I think you turned North, when you meant to turn South. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3288 Wow. You really are bi-polar. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3289 Sushi for dinner tonight, again? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3290 ‘Wait… did you float to me or did I float to you?’ 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3291 I told that coconut there was no global warming, look! There’s ice right there! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3292 I'm going to have to eat you before the sharks do... 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3293 And here I thought I could escape globalization... 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3294 I hope you like coconuts and fish. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3295 I'm too warm, you're too cold we are both lonely let's get together 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3296 Please don’t be upset with me. I’ve cut my carbon footprint to almost zero since I landed here. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3297 DoorDash? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3298 Bit I didn't call Ubear. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3299 It's getting hot out here, amirite? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3300 Mind if I join you and go with the floe? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3301 What luck, a fellow vegan lost at sea 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3302 In this climate I'd say you've got about 12 more miles. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3303 ...fantasy island? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3304 Break the ice 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3305 Nope. Too far fetched. Cue the volleyball. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3306 So cool man, your island moves! 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3307 I’ve always dreamt of seeing an actual white sand beach…if you catch my drift. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3308 Do summers seem warmer to you? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3309 What do you say, pal? Fish for dinner? 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3310 Oh GREAT, a talker. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3311 ' I see we both suffer from Bi-Polar disorder.' 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3312 We're both far from home. I suggest we stay far from each other. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3313 This is unbearable 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
3314 Nothing to eat here either. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3315 I’d get to drink the melted ice. Great. But you’d get to eat me. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
3316 Did you also duck out when Noah came? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3317 I wish they'd warned us about the limited dating scene post-apocalypse 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3318 I'll show you mine if you show me yours. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3319 Houston, we have a problem... 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3320 So you didn't drown, after-all; just took a vacation." 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
3321 As you can see, this is an excellent fishing spot. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3322 2050 Coca Cola board meeting 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3323 Ummm … objects seem yummier in water reflection? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3324 No, no... Trust me, life on this island is unbearable! 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3325 Are you doing ok, buddy? “ “Bearly 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3326 You will find the carbon emissions on my island are very low. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3327 I think I’ve warmed up to you a little 1.2361 0.04420 72 56 16 0
3328 I hate to say I told you so, but… 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3329 If I promise not to joke about global warming, will you promise not to eat me? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3330 I knew you'd come crawling back. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3331 It all melted so quickly. I’m still not sure where Mrs. Claus is. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3332 It's a toss up 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3333 Sorry, you weren’t what I had in mind for my one item… 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3334 So you did get me message. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3335 If it's any consolation, a rising tide lifts all boats. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3336 I should apologize. I've been praying for planes to fly by. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3337 When did Alaska and Hawaii become so close 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
3338 Man..., global warning is real huh? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3339 Hop over here before you freeze your butt off. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3340 Can you share some ice for a pina colada? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3341 Hi, I’m Wilson. Were you calling for me? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3342 You better get over here before that thing melts. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
3343 Ironic, yet amusing" thought Bob, barely alive, upon seeing a live bear 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3344 Yeah, tell me about it. This used to be 1000 metres above sea level. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
3345 You got the bottle?! But how did you know the address? 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3346 Welcome to my little corner of climate change. What brings you here? Oh, right. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
3347 A penny for your thoughts! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3348 Man says "welcome to the hell" 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
3349 Thank god you’re here. We’re fresh out of fish. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3350 Castaway: Global Warming Edition 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3351 hey neighbor 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
3352 Got a minute? I’m taking a pole... 1.2353 0.04740 68 56 10 2
3353 Well in the big scheme of things, death by polar bear sounds pretty exciting right now 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
3354 I’ll pass on your offer to join you for a shaved ice 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
3355 I wouldn’t suppose you’d be interested in saving me? 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
3356 Looks like climate change has caught up with both of us. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
3357 You don't look quite like your GROWLr profile. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3358 Is that the new styrofoam ‘berg? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3359 Oh dude,I feel you. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3360 Our special today is the halibut. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
3361 I guess I wouldn't do literally anything for a cold drink. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
3362 Well, my island was larger and as your float kept melting, the land kept disappearing. Who knew, right? 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
3363 This certainly looks like an Emergent Occasion. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
3364 Where do you send Elon's -flight to Mars- application? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3365 Our perspectives on climate change are obviously poles apart 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3366 What’s a bear like you doing in a place like this! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3367 Chill dude, I am vaccinated! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3368 I got your distress bottle. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
3369 'Come on, when I said it was unbearably hot, I didn't mean it like that" 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3370 Sorry, fresh out of Coca-Cola. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
3371 I put Polar seltzer on my list, not Polar bear. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3372 *Coming face to face with his own contribution to climate change* "Well, this is awkward." 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3373 Darling, I was lonely until you warmed up to me. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
3374 Sorry , I ran out of ice two years ago … 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3375 Sorry, I'm already busy tonight. 1.2340 0.04519 94 75 17 2
3376 Can I bum a ride? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3377 Can I have a hug? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3378 Thank you kindly, but I’ll wait for the next life raft. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3379 Are you male or female? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3380 No, you can’t wear white after Labor Day 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3381 OK, OK, OK...Than how about this. I give you one coconut and you give me a big chunk of clean fresh ice?...How does that sound ??? 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
3382 My island will last longer than yours. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3383 When each one thinks he's looking at his next meal. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3384 Looks like we're going to be neighbors. 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
3385 Weighing the possibilities, I don't see how I win this one. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3386 Imagine meeting you here! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3387 Game of volleyball? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3388 Dear Father in heaven we need your help! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3389 Gee, Thanks God 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3390 Hey so Coca-Cola got your message…They thought it was a little strange but here I am. 1.2338 0.05667 77 64 9 4
3391 68 versus 72 just feel SO different, right? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3392 I prayed for company…should have been more specific 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3393 The Day After Tomorrow 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3394 'Never the twain shall meet' 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3395 ‘Sorry no climate refugees allowed here’ 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3396 Let’s see who hits water first. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3397 I know I said I could bearly take this anymore, but this seems extreme 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
3398 Thanks for the fish, man. Care for a coconut? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3399 Sorry, chap. I 'm afraid it's not tectonic plate drift this time. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3400 Come to think of it, it has been unusually hot these past couple of days.” 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3401 When area codes collide... 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3402 I was expecting a turtle. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3403 Hi,neighbor! You won't need that fur coat here. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3404 Got sunscreen? 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
3405 Imagine pickles mixed with rotten cheese and warm beer. That's how I taste. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3406 Fire or ice. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3407 Is it your climate change or mine? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3408 Did you bring a lighter? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3409 I know it's our fault,but you really shouldn't be here. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3410 I hope you brought the COCA COLA with that ice! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3411 I don't taste as good as you think. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3412 Well, at least you're cool in this beastly heat 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3413 Well, the fishing has been good, but no, I haven't seen any seals. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3414 hey hooman! See where your island mentality got you 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3415 Hey dude, Um, can I borrow some of your ice for my drink?” showing true colors of white supremacy’s capitalistic , egotistical, colonizing mindse 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3416 Is it just me, or are the microclimates shrinking? 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3417 It took climate change to finally bring us together. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3418 Yes, man is an island entirely for himself. 1.2326 0.04582 86 66 20 0
3419 Dammit, Genie! I said a dessert island! 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
3420 Good morning Sir, may I have your attention about global warming? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
3421 So, you didn’t swipe right too? 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3422 Nothing personal. But i'm going to eat you for the sheer reason i'm in this situation. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3423 I don't remember everything I was told in Econ 101, but I'd say the free market's climate externalities have brought our relative marginal costs into alignment and swamped our comparative advantages. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3424 If you're hungry I have some delicious coconuts I would be happy to give you to help you on your way. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3425 Did I float north or did you float south? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3426 Thanks for the offer, but I think that I’ll just chill over here for a while longer. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3427 Sink or swim big fella 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3428 Doom recognize doom. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3429 Maybe I should have turned left at Albuquerque. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3430 Yeah I know, “enough to break the ice.” 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3431 Damn, my situation is just hypothetical 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3432 Water, water everywhere and also a bear, I think. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3433 They left you high and dry too, huh? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3434 I suspect he’s not having fish for supper. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3435 Cry me a river. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3436 Will you accept my apology for not doing more about climate change? 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
3437 No. Not here! "The Seals'" live in the cabana two islands down." 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3438 Are you floating south or is my island migrating north? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3439 Is yours rent-controlled? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3440 Fuzzy Wuzzy is on the next island to the south. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3441 Yeah, I feel your pain. And caused it. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
3442 Dang! I should have bought the Prius! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3443 Don't tell me ... climate change finally got the last laugh? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3444 No, you mixed it up. I ordered an ice cappuccino. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
3445 Hop on. I can get you as far as my extinction. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3446 Let me hitch a ride, and I promise I’ll vote Green when I get home. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
3447 Ok, how bout this? We float along the Atlantic, spread the word about global warming while passing out 'Grizzly Adam' snow cones? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3448 Oh hi there…have you seen a guy named Friday?! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3449 Hi, I’m your Bear Friday! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3450 How did you put yourself in that situation? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3451 The second installment of Life of Pi was far too realistic for anyone to enjoy. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3452 Dear reader, this would be a really good time to swipe left. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
3453 Someone ordered some ice? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
3454 Would you mind if I drank some of your island? 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
3455 Looks like I will be the latest victim of climate change. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3456 I always knew I would have a snowball’s chance in hell of being rescued, but I never thought I would be rescued by you, Snowball. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3457 It occurs to me that if your island melts, that means the sea will rise and we'll both be in the same boat. Except without the boat. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3458 i always wanted a teddy bear. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
3459 Well, I guess I did tell the booking site the bare minimum was cool... 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3460 You say you're not a mirage? You came from the north pole? 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3461 You see this little sliver of water between us? We'll call that the "No Go Zone." 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3462 Have any coca-cola? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3463 No, finders keepers and I got here first. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3464 I drank the rum and ate all the pineapple and coconuts, so no, pina coladas are not an option. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3465 I used to go with the floe,now look at me. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3466 ...so yeah that's DogeCoin in a nutshell. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3467 Yo! Do we REALLY have anything in common beyond being equally hungry? 1.2308 0.04049 78 63 14 1
3468 Well, I'm glad you found a cooler place. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3469 Quarantine acquaints a man with strange bedfellows. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3470 Do you think there’s still time? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3471 Coconut shake for a slushie? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3472 Who knew climate change denial would end like this. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3473 Be on the lookout for an island with a refreshment stand. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3474 Yes, I am a forest ranger and you must be a snowbird. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
3475 We met under strange circumstances... 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3476 And I was told no polar bear is an iceberg but here we are... 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3477 Sorry, ill have to ask you to keep moving. This islands strictly for Qanon supporters. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3478 I guess we’re not so different after all… I mean I was born in 2035 so none of this was my doing either 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3479 I used to have an iceberg too. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3480 Mankind, animals, and natural habitats all by myself planing before state, countries, economies and wars. I am one of you 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3481 No Grey Poupon, just yellow. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3482 It’s called the jet stream ! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3483 White creature problems. Am I right? 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3484 Would you believe climate change is not manmade?” 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3485 Welcome to the club. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3486 Yes. This is SOS island. Need help? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3487 Do you think Lyft would take me to visit? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3488 Harold meets his polar opposite. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3489 sorry,zoos are not a permitted use for island 1.2299 0.05348 87 72 11 4
3490 If you see some people from the Nature Channel could you please tell that I'm here? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3491 Can I get a ride with you? 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3492 Quite warm today, isn’t? 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3493 I dunno, dude, just go with the flow I guess. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3494 I know what your thinking... This can't be Iceland. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3495 Hey, at least the new summer shipping routes up your way will save us a few bucks shopping. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3496 2030 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3497 Do any polar bears think global warming is fake news? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3498 So you're going to end up with nothing and I'm going to be living in the top of a tree. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3499 It took you a while, didn't it! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3500 You don’t happen to have a lifefloe, do you? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3501 Relax, I'm a vegan. How about you? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3502 This sure is an elaborate hoax. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3503 Wow! What's the chance? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3504 One of us is definitely lost. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3505 Well, now the icebreaker's over with. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3506 Trust me: The four night minimum won't be a problem. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3507 Hi mate, are you on vacation too? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3508 Before you do anything rash,you should know that I belong to seven wildlife preservation organizations. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3509 Wilson, you’ve really changed! 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3510 #itaintfunny 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3511 You too waiting for someone ? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3512 Polar shift 2021. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3513 The Texas cold haunts Ted Cruz in Cabo. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3514 If you could choose one person to be stranded with...NO, you go first! 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3515 Its just you and me brother 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3516 Yours moves? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3517 Um water Um lunch 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
3518 Uber's on a roll! 1.2292 0.04312 96 74 22 0
3519 [Blank] 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3520 Come onto my island if you want,but I don't really think it'll buy you much time. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
3521 I don't care if you're on the list -- I'M the endangered species here. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3522 Wait. On Thursdays, I thought you worked from home. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3523 Say, would you have happened to bring a set of golf clubs with you? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3524 I suppose you’re going to tell me that Evolution isn’t a hoax either? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3525 Tired of going with the floe? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3526 Well, I’ll supply the coconuts and you supply the ice…we can make this work 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3527 At least you still look cool! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3528 What are we doing to our Planet? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3529 Still waiting on humans to help you out? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3530 'No sign of Noah' 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3531 If you jump in, I’ll jump in. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3532 I guess we'll both have to grin and bear it. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3533 Are you a female bear? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3534 That's a cool island 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3535 Don't suppose you'd want to hear my concerns about rising sea levels? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3536 It's just that at the time driving a huge SUV seemed so important. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3537 Surprised? Not Really. You? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3538 Bear: Now do you believe in global warming? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3539 Climate change huh- Guess it’s the end for both of us! We warned them and they laughed!? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3540 You stay there; This island isn’t getting any bigger. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3541 When I said I wanted ice, I meant in a glass with Martini 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
3542 Respect my space, man! 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3543 I’d say I told you so, but it seems just too obvious now 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3544 You think it's too late to build an ark? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3545 I better not break the ice. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3546 Let’s play hide and seek 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3547 Hate to say it, Sport, but I think you've got a 'snowball's chance in hell' if you stay here. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3548 So, uh, who's eating who here? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3549 We'll be the odd couple, but, why not? My island's gonna outlast yours, so come on over. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3550 nous sommes tous les deux vissés 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3551 You must be a snow bird. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3552 You must have seen this coming. We’ve been drifting further and further apart. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3553 Are you ready to do the polar plunge?? 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3554 I get the joke, but it doesn't negate the fact that one of us is going to have to eat the other. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3555 I was hoping to be rescued, not preyed upon. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3556 no palm trees in the arctic, why? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3557 Finally someone to get me 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3558 That may be, but mine isn’t going to melt. 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
3559 And so, they parted ways, unable to bridge the gaps that had made them polar opposites. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3560 I thought that I was at least free from polarization 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3561 It may be too warm for you over here, but I'd love some company! 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3562 Welcome to Cliche-ville. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3563 Sorry, I won't taste good 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
3564 Is this the polar vortex? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3565 You're why my home keeps shrinking? 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
3566 Ima lick your raft. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
3567 I'm sad too! This island was the size of Texas once. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3568 This is Polar-rising, huh, 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3569 Oh now this is a funny story. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3570 You've been a very bad bear! Now sit there and think about what you've done. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3571 That bad, eh? 1.2278 0.04008 79 64 14 1
3572 If you’re here, then that means….. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3573 Aww the global charming 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3574 So this is the surprise they're hinting in that travel website. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3575 Please. Let's not get into politics just yet. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3576 I've heard of brown bears, but not a marooned one. 1.2273 0.05169 88 73 11 4
3577 Ok. So now it's just a waiting game... 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3578 Say it isn't so. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3579 How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice! Nice to meet you 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3580 You go first. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3581 Yeah, all we can do now is go with the floe. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3582 Sarcasm fails me. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3583 Apart we're nothing. Together, we're at least a few frozen pina coladas. 1.2273 0.05416 88 74 9 5
3584 I heard a tropical getaway does wonders 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3585 Don't come any closer without a mask. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3586 So, we’re separated by the Bearing Strait. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3587 One question. Have you eaten lately? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3588 Do you prefer merger, seizure or annexation? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3589 now you believe global warming is true? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3590 Sorry it’s come to this. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3591 Last men standing 1.2273 0.04493 88 68 20 0
3592 You know we're both living in a simulation right? 1.2273 0.04192 88 72 14 2
3593 Bad fishing day for you too? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3594 Okay boy, now play dead 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
3595 Do you Believe now in climate change?? 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
3596 and the second thing I would bring to a deserted island is 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3597 Just when I thought we were poles apart, I'm dinner? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
3598 Thanks for stopping by. Did you bring any popsicles? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
3599 No, I did not drift north. You're the one who drifted south. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3600 i need your password and user i.d before i can let you on the island 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3601 I ordered shaved ice, but this will do. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3602 They say the grass is always greener. I'm not sure this qualifies. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3603 Did you bring the Gin? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3604 You're lucky I'm a pescatarian. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3605 Just give it another million years. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3606 It won't work out - we're polar opposites. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3607 No fair! Yours floats and mine doesn't! 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3608 'Now it's between you, me and the palm tree!' 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3609 Trust me, we’re better off out here. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3610 Need help ?😮 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3611 Hey- my bad 1.2267 0.05394 75 62 10 3
3612 Trust me! This is the same iceberg that broke Titanic. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3613 And it isn’t even high tide yet. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3614 Yours is no accident. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3615 Welcome! First rule here: 'Just go with the floe.' 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3616 We have both lost our bearings. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3617 You.... complete me. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3618 Here's hoping the drought comes next. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3619 When the pandemic and global warming finally eradicated the human race,the National Geographic cameraman let out an exasperated sigh as he dropped his camera in the water. 1.2262 0.04592 84 65 19 0
3620 What brings you to the Catskills? 1.2262 0.06189 84 71 7 6
3621 I swear i got nothing to do with the climate mess 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3622 Said the iceberg, "I'm one of a kind!". 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3623 So you say Santa Claus was busted for home invasion? And Giuliani couldn't get him off? So the Bar Association Busted Guiliani? Figures! But has anything NEW happened? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3624 I change my mind keep that Klondike bar. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3625 I guess we're both in the same boat, or not, so to speak. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3626 you’re welcome to some of mine … but I’m afraid it’s only SPF 15 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3627 Well, isn’t this interesting…. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3628 Welcome to Mt. Denali! 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3629 I think you're 'Bearing' too far South. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3630 I've seen 'Lost', I know where this is going... 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
3631 If you want your Pina Colada chilled, you'll have to bring the ice. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3632 I was supposed to be a polar pop too. 1.2258 0.03785 93 75 17 1
3633 I expected anyone but you! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
3634 The worst part? The sea gull droppings. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3635 I guess climate change isn't a hoax" -Polar Bea 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
3636 What did the Mets do last night? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3637 ‘The grass looks much greener on your side.’ 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
3638 Any chance you’re here to save Me? 1.2254 0.04348 71 56 15 0
3639 So, how’s the vaccination rate up north? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3640 And I thought I was a loser! 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3641 I scream, you scream, we all scream... 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3642 I should've specified what kind of ice in my prayer. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3643 Thanks for the offer, but sadly I'm only a trope. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3644 I hope you can't climb trees! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3645 Huh, I guess the coast guard is really strapped for cash. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3646 Sorry, but the palm tree is not for sale. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3647 Chill, man, chill! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3648 Are you my DoorDash delivery guy, I hope? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3649 Do you have a blender? 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3650 At least Jeff Bezos made $70 billion last year, 1.2254 0.05191 71 58 11 2
3651 They say you're all South-paws... Is that true? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3652 I'm getting tired of carp and you look depressed, so could I lease you the sunny side of this island for 2 gourmet fish a day? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3653 So which side is greener now? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3654 At least we know how you got here. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3655 Listen, it wasn't JUST me 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3656 Global warming consequences 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3657 Heyyy - yours floats right? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3658 No words needed 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3659 Who's on higher ground again? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3660 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, you drift into mine 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3661 We're out of fish. Can you use a palm frond? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3662 Have it your way, we'll see who's underwater first. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3663 I see you brought the ice, but from your look, I see you forgot the scotch" 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3664 If not for Global Warming, we never would have met! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3665 Can I catch a ride on your boat? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3666 I am getting a mixed signal here. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3667 I don't supposed you brought drinks as well. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3668 OK! I'll be Dolly and you'll be Kenny. 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
3669 Nasty spell of sunspots we're having, eh? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3670 I'd prefer a seal but you're a meal 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3671 Go with the floe" doesn't seem like sound advice 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3672 You really should have called ahead 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3673 One of us must be living in an alternate reality! 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3674 Bro, move your house from my road! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3675 Last Florida Man standing 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3676 What kind of moron gets stuck on an island? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3677 Going south pole, are you comimg or what? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3678 Mother nature.. Pick a damn pole ? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3679 All I'm saying is there is no proof of "Climate Change"... 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3680 I've got a better chance than you. Sad. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3681 I'm not quite sure who's more screwed here. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3682 Grass is always greener, amirite bro? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3683 Sorry. No closer without a face mask. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3684 Do you play cribbage? 1.2245 0.03253 98 80 17 1
3685 Global warming is waiting till he’ll freezes over 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3686 Me Too 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
3687 Not only is it rent controlled but it decreases by 5% each year. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3688 Geez...I gotta get to my Eye Doctor! I'm seeing so many "floaters" lately! I should have trusted her diagnosis but, I mean really...Who ever heard of "Ocular warming" syndrome? 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3689 It was a bittersweet moment for both of them. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3690 Global warming is a bitch, isn't it? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3691 Need a Lyft? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3692 It's now the North Palm 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3693 Have you seen any other land out there? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3694 Don't tell me, there was traffic, whatever, you are a month late I'm only giving you 3 stars. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3695 On the plus side, now I can make margaritas. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3696 Is this cartoon absurdist or surrealist? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3697 Did you see my SOS? 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
3698 I was afraid we would meet some day 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3699 We could blame the plane industry, but I've heard cows are the culprit. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3700 Open to a bear hug? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3701 And what three items did you choose to bring? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3702 Desert island? More like dessert island 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3703 Welp as soon as yours melts we’re both done for 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3704 My therapist is on vacation, too. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3705 On second thought, this vacation house swap doesn’t seem like that much of a change. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3706 Thanks for coming to my rescue, bro. I could really go for an icecap. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3707 Need a Lyft? Jolene Olson, St Paul, MN 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3708 Farewell. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
3709 Global warming is a bear. 1.2237 0.04812 76 61 14 1
3710 Change places? No way! You’re just a hopeless drifter. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3711 Yes, indeed. It's not cool anymore! 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3712 So....did you bring a Coke? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3713 The meeting of the last inhabitants of the Arctic and Miami. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3714 Survey says? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3715 No man is an island. Come join me. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3716 You're am innocent victim but I got what I deserved when I laughed at the thought of 'Climate Change' My island is sinking while you're still afloat 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3717 It's you or me, baby, and I won the Nathan's Bear Dog Eating Contest last year in Coney Island. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3718 Glad you made it. Now, all we need is a peasant mob with a Dickensian narrative. That should do the trick! 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3719 I guess we are both lost and forgotten 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3720 Sorry pal, you missed winter by a decade or so. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3721 3-hour tour? 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3722 I was expecting a message in a bottle" 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3723 No Klondike bars? 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3724 You think you have it rough? This is what's left of Miami! 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3725 The pain is the same, regardless 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3726 . Hot day. Care for some ice for your coconut milk ? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3727 I am afraid I can’t let you land on the island if you forgot your mask 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3728 . “Covid got you here huh?” 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3729 You shall be named Wilson. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3730 How much more can this Polar Bear ? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3731 Hey, do you want a soda ? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3732 I ate my fish and yours. Don't give me that sad face. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3733 We are certainly in this dilemma together!" 1.2235 0.04546 85 66 19 0
3734 So, have you met anyone else on Strnded? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3735 I'd say you have 30 minutes left before agreeing to live by my rules. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3736 I'll trade you something to drink for something to eat. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3737 The floating ice model depreciates quickly, so I opted for the island model. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3738 Have you thought about switching to LEDs? 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3739 You should have done more for the Klondike bar. . 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3740 Alas, I guess my un-bear-able solitude is over… 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
3741 You gonna use all that? It’s hot over here. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
3742 As Luis pondered his life choices, he regretted his wish for the assistance of Bear Grylls. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3743 Want to trade? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3744 Safe travels. I will sure miss our Covid-bubble. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3745 I think one of us is in the wrong latitude. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3746 Ir won’t bear the two of us… 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3747 Coconuts are far tastier than flesh." 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3748 New around here? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3749 I can't bear what's happening to our ice caps 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3750 Welcome to the new world. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3751 The good news is that I now have a source of fresh water. The bad news is that I assume you don't want a diet comprised solely of fish. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3752 Brad’s welcoming disposition, trusting nature, and abject loneliness combine with a shortage of salmon in local waters, to explain the sad but inexorable tragedy that unfolded. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3753 Look on the bright side, at least will have some ice for our martinis. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3754 Sorry, wrong ocean. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3755 We can work this out. I can fish! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3756 It's getting hot in here. Hungry? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3757 It won't be long before you are in hot water. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3758 We were fools to think that creating styrofoam and plastic palm trees would save us. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3759 This is a clear case of meme change. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3760 I guess global warming can make you float across the world. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3761 Our challenges are so different. You have to worry about climate change! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3762 Which one of us will sink first? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3763 Enjoy the warm weather 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3764 Sorry, no seals here - but I can offer you a frosty piña colada! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3765 Also you,Brutus? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3766 Who's John Kerry? 1.2222 0.04648 81 63 18 0
3767 How’s the weather in your neck of the woods? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3768 Hope floats..stay bi-polar 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3769 Hot in here,wanna switch? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3770 I’m sorry! You doing okay? 😢 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3771 Are you yearly, or month-to-month? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3772 So I have to ask…what were the three albums that you brought? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3773 Waldo was harder to find before the sea levels rose. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3774 Don’t blame me, you’re looking at my carbon footprint 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3775 Jack, you're alive!" "Rose, you're a bear! 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3776 At least I know the earth is flat 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3777 Bear with me here – I might have an idea. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3778 When I said “not if you were the last polar bear on earth” I didn’t really mean it” 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
3779 Wanna trade? Real waterfront property...going fast! 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3780 I might be saved, but sorry you do not have a chance with global warming. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3781 Thank god!! Now, stay! Stay… 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3782 No, sorry. Just a basketball, I think. 1.2211 0.04010 95 78 15 2
3783 I am Melting hot today 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3784 Looks like we're in the same boat. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3785 Is it more fitting for you to kill me or me to kill you? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3786 Bartender, I think I’ll have a polar bear on the rocks! 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
3787 Ahh, water Ahh, food 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
3788 Oh boy, I was hoping you’d be a penguin from the South Pole. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
3789 I hope Polar Bears don't climb trees 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3790 You should have called, I would have saved you something 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3791 I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3792 You’ve come so far - becoming vegetarian is clearly the next step 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3793 No joke 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
3794 too far South my friend 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3795 Al Gore was right! Global warming is real. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3796 Thank goodness we’re introverts. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3797 This gives a whole new meaning to 'seal the deal'..... 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3798 Global warming? What nonsense! 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3799 Welcome to Miami; you must be coming from up north somewhere. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3800 NOW you bring ice! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3801 Yeah! Far from the madding floe, huh? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3802 Can you swim? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3803 Climate change sucks. I get it. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3804 Is that a hybrid? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3805 I know how you feel. This was a small island country before. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3806 You won't believe this, but my desert island disc is 'I Melt With You.'" 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3807 This isn’t Tampa?! 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3808 Not from around these parts, are you? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3809 Mind if I hitch a ride with you? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3810 Now that we have melted the ice, can we change the topic please? 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3811 I knew I should have been more specific with my last wish with the genie. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3812 Hilary’s emails strike again. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3813 I hope it's coconuts you want for dinner. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3814 I’m bipolar, so that’s three of us 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3815 I’m warning you - don’t come any closer! I am a climate change activist… 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3816 I hate to tell you this, but this is Nova Scotia. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3817 Hi, your name must be Sunday. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3818 I came as quickly as I found your message in a Coca Cola bottle. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3819 Alone together. Ok, so that's what they meant for a perfect match. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3820 All of this just to avoid wearing a mask! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3821 Yes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas, today. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3822 Albeit temporarily, at least your island is air conditioned. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3823 Global warming is a bitch to be sure. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3824 Thanks for bringing the ice. I'll get my blender. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3825 How is YOUR family dealing with global warming? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3826 Bye Buddy! Hope you find your Dad! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3827 Want me to read your palm? 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
3828 Moderna or Pfizer? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3829 We don’t see many of your kind, here in Florida. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3830 They told me a cruise could help me relax. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3831 No, I ordered vanilla ice. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3832 Warming? Heck, I'm counting on you to save me from sea level rise. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3833 You got free Wifi? 1.2203 0.05167 59 48 10 1
3834 So, I guess I was wrong… oops. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
3835 Do you want to form a band? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
3836 After a long trip, I bet you're hungry. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
3837 We seem like polar opposites, but I’m desperate for some company. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
3838 Hurricane season is a real bear this year. 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
3839 . Uber eats sure has changed. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
3840 (Both simultaneously) “So YOU’RE why my island has been shrinking!” 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
3841 Not the man-eating predator I was expecting. 1.2195 0.06262 82 70 6 6
3842 Stay off of my lawn! 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3843 Mr. Bear we are Polar opposites! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3844 If I give you Wilson will you leave me alone? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3845 On the other hand, that's a lot of ice. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3846 And I thought I was the only one with problems 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3847 I understand, believe me, downsizing does have its drawbacks. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3848 No, you cant come ashore! 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3849 I guess this was bound to happen sooner or later.... 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3850 Uh-oh! I think one of us is about to get his wish granted.... 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3851 I don't suppose you have a light? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3852 How about an ice cap? ? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3853 Bipolar disorders 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3854 You wouldn't happen to have a coca-cola, would you? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3855 It's called " Climate Change". 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
3856 Swap you some ice for a coconut. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3857 They call it Global Warming. Nearer my God to Thee. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3858 Fresh water for a coconut! You go first! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3859 No, I don't have a spare motor. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3860 No, I'm not willing to trade coconuts for ice.... But, if you also have gin and olives to offer we may have something to talk about. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3861 Welcome to Miami Beach. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3862 Welcome to Phoenix. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3863 Uh, Oh. Just in time for dinner. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
3864 Trade places, understand? You come here! Fish, fish..! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3865 Finally, the answer: Does a bear s… in the woods? Not always, it appears. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3866 How am I suppose to not think about the white bear now?! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3867 Oh damn, I thought I chose an isolated place but now he's showing up 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3868 Animal Crossing New Horizons 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3869 and who’s laughing now! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3870 When extinction becomes cliche. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3871 That cruise was certainly not worth it 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3872 The travel agent promised me Antarctica was ice free. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3873 Welcome to Greenland! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3874 I couldn't bear to leave either. 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
3875 Oh, the irony of having to decide which emergency deserves my last ounce of existential dread. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
3876 You look like you could use a cold one 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3877 So much for 'North is north, and south is south...' 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3878 I'll trade you a coconut for a little ice. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
3879 What were your three things? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
3880 eeerrrr... Do you speak human? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3881 Island life isn’t that fun when you’re alone. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3882 What's unbearable to you is unhuman to me 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3883 Spring break 2045 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3884 Let’s chalk this up to climate change and leave it at that… 1.2184 0.03808 87 71 15 1
3885 At least you won't have to climb a tree when sea level rises. 1.2184 0.04455 87 68 19 0
3886 Just chillin’, how ‘bout you? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3887 Let's hang out in your chilled AC-crib! Will you promise not to eat me? 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3888 Thought I was in a deserted island, never thought I would become a desert 1.2184 0.05151 87 73 10 4
3889 Do you want to switch places? 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
3890 Well, well... who's the endangered species now? No pun intended. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3891 one of us is out of their comfort zone 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3892 Sorry. But I'll probably be saved before you. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3893 Under his breath Roy keeps singing, "Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?" 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3894 You say you forgot the Vodka? 1.2179 0.04879 78 64 12 2
3895 Great! My Uber finally came. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3896 Sorry, we're fully booked! 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3897 You’ll have to look elsewhere for your next meal. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3898 I'll only share my island if you convince me you are vegan. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3899 You must have taken a left instead of a right. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3900 ''..From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire....." 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3901 How goes the floe? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3902 The last event of global warming. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3903 Hey. What’s Cookin’ 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3904 You think you have it bad? Try having to eat Santa Claus to feed your cubs… 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3905 Are you here for the screen saver gig? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3906 So you left too? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3907 „The who is who game“ 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3908 Did you ever think it would end like this? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3909 It’s no Manhattan but I’ll share with you if you don’t eat me. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3910 Some seals just passed by only minutes ago 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
3911 Forgive me for not introducing myself but this is no time break the ice. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3912 I know what you mean . . . I'm afraid that global warming will wipe out my shoreline . . . 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3913 There are enough coconuts for the both of us. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3914 Let me guess, you were sent by global warming. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3915 There's a drive-thru with a better menu two isles over. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3916 You need to know we are kosher and vegan before you land. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3917 Is there a lion or a tiger with you? I so badly want to say, "oh my"! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3918 You ate your tree? This one's mine. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3919 It's been a while since I've spoken to anyone. Know any good ice breakers? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3920 YOU CAME FOR LUNCH? 1.2174 0.05211 69 57 10 2
3921 Have you got a cup of sugar I could borrow? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3922 I was hoping this would be an unbearable island. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3923 Cheer up! You're in Paradise. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3924 If you’re waiting for a sign, this is it. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
3925 Did you at least bring a Coca Cola? 1.2174 0.04324 92 72 20 0
3926 Oh, hey….maybe we can help each other now that there’s nothing else to do? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3927 Anyone here order life on the rocks with a twist? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3928 Great, now it is too cold to swim in water 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
3929 You’ve been stranded too, huh? 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
3930 : Bear and Forbear ! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3931 Are masks required? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3932 Tell Atiqtalik, I didn’t hide the can opener. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3933 I saw you on a fund-raiser. I sent 10 bucks. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3934 I see climate change as an issue that can bring us all closer together. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3935 My boat sunk.....i'm guessing climate change brought you here. 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
3936 One of us is in the wrong cartoon! 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3937 No polar bear is an ice floe, either." Andy Mathieson, Long Beach, Cali 1.2169 0.04710 83 68 13 2
3938 Don’t worry. I’m completely vegan. Honest. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
3939 I hope you're not hungry, there isn't any food available! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3940 Go north. Svalbard will be on your left. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
3941 Thanks for bringing the ice, but I'm all out of bourbon! 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3942 So long, bro. This is it, I think. Glad we shared our last sashimi dinner together. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3943 Hey,my home is melting. May I join you? 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
3944 So much for my flood insurance. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3945 I guess there’s no point in sending an SOS. 1.2169 0.05156 83 69 11 3
3946 The same boat should be here soon 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3947 Thanks a lot. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3948 Oh, did your wife also tell you Jeff's Ark doesn't leave until 5pm? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3949 You better hop on over here. Your island’s gonna be gone in like an hour. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
3950 Sorry, but I don't know the best way to Canada 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3951 Can you put in a good word with the nature documentary crew that’s following you? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3952 I didn't realize I'd drifted close to the north pole! 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
3953 You wouldn’t happen to have a Coke, would you? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3954 Any chance you're a vegetarian bear? 1.2162 0.04622 74 60 13 1
3955 Wow, you look totally different from your Grindr portrait! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3956 I’m guessing you’re not here to deliver the raft I ordered on Amazon. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3957 At least I'm floating 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3958 Snap! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3959 Cool ride! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3960 All that yellow ice means you are not welcome here 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3961 Not from around here, are ya" 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
3962 Listen man, I totally respect your decision, but I don't think this is gonna work. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3963 Now no one’s going to believe me at all when I tell everyone this! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3964 Do you think that it's quite possible that global warming is real now?" 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3965 Welcome! It's been unbearable here. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
3966 Things are heating up. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3967 Love this Miami real estate 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
3968 Tell me it’s 2040 without telling me it’s 2040… 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3969 I recycle…truce? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3970 Don’t feed the wildlife 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3971 Warmerrrr...you’re getting warmerrrrr..... 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3972 Bear with me, help is on the way. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3973 Sorry, Ice caps don’t have cruise control 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3974 There's no hiding from climate change... 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
3975 I guess it could be worse 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
3976 Et tu, Brute? 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
3977 I prayed for a friend, but you look too hungry. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3978 You're telling me you ATE the Heart of the Ocean? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3979 I guess asking ‘how’s the weather?’ isn’t a popular ice breaker anymore. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3980 Oh, so now you believe in climate change? 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
3981 What three things did you bring? 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
3982 Hi there. My name is Gilligan. Have you seen the Skipper? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
3983 Hi my name is Karma. My friends and family use to call me Kar. Glad I caught up with you. I’ve come here to bite you, literally! 1.2157 0.05329 102 86 10 6
3984 I’m sorry you’ll have to go back; I ordered a folding chair not a polar bear 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3985 I guess when that melts, I’m yours. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3986 I believe compromise is the order of the day. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
3987 That's why you said we won't need an ice breaker? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3988 Hawaii and Alaska - finally next to each other in life beyond the map! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3989 Antarctica and Everest play climate change chicken. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3990 What do you mean you didn’t bring me a Coke? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3991 Hey it's me a talking bear! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3992 So you can't swim either? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3993 Hey whitey, it looks like you're in deep shit. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3994 Vegans only here, move along. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3995 Good grief…I wished for a cold BEER! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3996 Sorry to hear that, but I think my fate is worse. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3997 I’ve been thinking about an Alaskan cruise. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3998 The alarmists said this would happen 10 years ago. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3999 Yeah it's a hot market alright. Properties sure are going fast. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
4000 I prayed for a boater, not a floater." 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
4001 I sure hope my vax protects against whatever variant this is... 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4002 I'm willing to waive the broker's fee. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
4003 Were going to need a bigger boat 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
4004 Need some company? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4005 So nobody is coming to save us? Congo. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4006 So I guess you got my message in a bottle? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4007 I wish you would’ve called first 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4008 You must be my polar opposite. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4009 Go Figure 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
4010 I didn’t use enough paper straws. 1.2151 0.04284 93 73 20 0
4011 Did you float down from the Arctic or up from the Antarctic? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4012 This better not be a twist on Noah's ark. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
4013 Sorry it's just a no win situation...have you tried the Antartica? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4014 I'm pretty sure I unsubscribed from "Adopt-a-Pet" 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4015 I'm sorry, sir. Russia is not permitted to compete in this event. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4016 Since you probably haven't eaten since the arctic, I think I'll wait for the next ice floe. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4017 Hey! How’d you get yours to float? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4018 Oh, I see what you did wrong-it’s a left not a right at Greenland. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
4019 I'm concerned too. When the ice is gone we will both be swimming. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4020 I think it is "Exit, PURSUED by a bear" not "MAROONED" by a bear. 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
4021 I'd like to help out, but you look hungry 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4022 The globe has warmed. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4023 I see you can sit. Can you roll over? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4024 (Either character speaks) “think you got it worse mate.. but we’ll find out in about a minute” 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4025 - Santa? - Yeees! Welcome to Santa Monica! 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
4026 'Today I'm Robinson, tomorrow you be Friday' 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4027 Thank you, global warming! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4028 Let’s just say Coke’s retirement plan isn’t what it used to be. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4029 How large was your ice field when you began your journey here? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4030 Welcome to Water World! 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4031 The answer is still, “No.” 1.2143 0.06716 70 60 5 5
4032 The polarizing truth in the Palm of our hand 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
4033 Well at least you get to travel- Want to switch? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4034 This is my stop. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4035 Nice weather isn’t it? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4036 „So what are your thoughts on global warming?” 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
4037 Trade you. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
4038 No, thanks. I really don't feel like a climate change right now. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
4039 Passport open to the photo page, please. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
4040 You just missed the Polar Bear Club. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
4041 I'm not dressed for this. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
4042 The grass is greener.. somewhere 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
4043 You want my advice? Go back to Bulgaria. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4044 If your ice float melts and I get flooded we are both in trouble! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4045 You NOT invited to dinner! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4046 Get used to it buddy. This is what global climate change looks like. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4047 I'm surprised Tinder didn't check our locations first... 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4048 Well, at least we might have a few weeks to learn how to swim. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
4049 I'm sorry for climate change, but at least your island moves! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4050 It's slower than a cruise ship, but I'm not taking any chances. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4051 Talk about a polarizing issue… 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4052 Any chance you could spare some ice? 🧊 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
4053 At least Greenland is actually green now. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4054 Santa? You’ve lost weight. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4055 Is that a palm tree, or did Gabe get skinnier? Either way let’s pee on it. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4056 Wow, I love this new LOST themed pop-up! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4057 But for a few quarters our stock returns were incredible 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4058 I can’t get out of my timeshare either. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4059 Not quite what I expected for my last day here. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4060 Nope nope, no food here. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4061 I'm having trouble getting past being found unintentionally." 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4062 Well it’s no Klondike Bar but it is cold 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4063 The twain, or so it would appear, has finally met! 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
4064 How long do you think you will last not sitting on tinfoil? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4065 I ordered a beer. A BEER! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4066 This is no joke. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4067 Wilson! My, how you've changed! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4068 Sorry that i’ve caused your home to melt. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4069 Daddy, you're back from Peru! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4070 Just passing through? 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4071 Slushy? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4072 it's mostly styrofoam 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4073 Stay positive. This could be the Polar Express. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4074 Hope you can swim, this island will be submerged in a couple years 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4075 .....but I thought climate change was a myth? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4076 Nice view, but I need move in ready. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4077 Wanna make a bet? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4078 Not the big meaty berg-er I was dreaming of." 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4079 Have you considered vegetarianism? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4080 I want you to know right off the bat, I am and will always be in charge on this island. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4081 Sorry... Snowbirds I've overbooked! 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4082 Bye, polar. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4083 Your disappointment will soon be less than mine. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4084 What are you doing on an Antarctic iceberg ? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4085 I just got called back to the office. Can I hitch a ride on your ice float? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4086 Talk about up a creek with no canoe 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4087 I brought "Dark Side of the Moon" - which one did you choose? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4088 At least we don’t have covid right? Right??? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4089 I was beginning to think I had lost my cool. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4090 Florida, "Eh"! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4091 This is appalling and not up to the standard of The New Yorker. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4092 Agree to disagree? 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
4093 I thought I could survive global warming.... 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4094 You'd think all this melting ice might start to cool the ocean a bit. 1.2118 0.04298 85 69 15 1
4095 Just eat me 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4096 Am I overreacting or is the earth trying to tell us something? 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4097 I’m gonna need that ice. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4098 Solitude is 'unbearable', am I right? 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4099 At least he is bringing some ice 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4100 That iceberg must've been really titanic. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4101 You're going back. I ordered a teddy bear. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4102 This year has just felt so isolating... how nice that you can travel now. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4103 I knew regional cooling was just a myth! 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4104 The New Yorker is in merger talks with National Geographic 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4105 Now you show up with the ice? The cookout was Last weekend! 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4106 Do you think there may actually be something to this “global warming” rumor? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4107 So who should eat who? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4108 [no caption] 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4109 Nice bear, nice bear. This island is too small for three skeletons. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4110 Well, at least you've got a/c 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4111 Same here! They’re either too hot or too cold! 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4112 Thank for all the cooling, Mother Bear, but a simple ice cub would be plenty, 1.2113 0.02776 71 59 12 0
4113 Mirage 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4114 When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it. —Winnie the Pooh 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4115 Islands in the stream 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4116 Guess your ice made it to my island. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4117 Sorry, you'll have to wait for your turn. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
4118 I don’t believe in global warming either. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
4119 I shouldn't have used Apple Maps. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
4120 I hope you also brought the scotch. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
4121 Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice." Well, I guess we'll find out now 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
4122 Climate change payback 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4123 If you snore, I'm outta here. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4124 Do you have any ice cubes I can borrow? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4125 Yeah, well, there used to be condos here. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
4126 I won’t eat you, if you won’t eat me! 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4127 Bear with me. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4128 – Hmm, lunch just got delivered. – Hmm, lunch just got delivered. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4129 You are sort of killing my "stranded on a deserted island" trope. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
4130 Did you order a Klondike bear? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4131 Oh Great Bear Ice ! 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4132 Sure, let’s discuss the ESG policy…I think we see eye-to-eye on the Environmental side. Let’s, uh…agree the Social and Governance bits. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4133 You know,I just don’t believe in that global warming stuff. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4134 No bear is an iceberg. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
4135 I don’t know what you want me to say, the climate’s always been changing… 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4136 I wondered what I'd do for a Klondike Bar ,not a Klondike bear. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4137 don't look at me that way, I was just "one" of them! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4138 ‘Did you call for booze or air-conned cab?” 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4139 Well, at least YOU can travel. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
4140 They warned me you were coming…it’ll be nice to finally have some company while waiting for the end of the world 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4141 You’ll need a coat. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4142 one quick game of pinochle, and then I eat you. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4143 You think you have problems… 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
4144 Looks like we were both left without a gun and a bullet. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4145 At least I know what Tom Hanks did. What do you know? 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
4146 I prayed for iced tea, not iced beast! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4147 Welcome to the South Pole 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4148 We are both here because of global warming. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4149 Wanna hang out until the weather goes back to normal? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4150 Polar express? I don’t THINK so! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4151 Just how big was that piece of ice when you left the Arctic? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4152 It's not bad here: fresh fish every night, unlimited sunshine, five years from our first coconut, and no COVID. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4153 Your thinness worries me. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
4154 We have to stop meeting like this. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4155 That's not what I heard. I heard you were fired. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4156 This isn't funny. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4157 Hey, you got any food? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4158 Lucky you don't have to worry about floods and rising seas. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4159 Switch on the ac one more time and we're gone 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4160 You're better than my last roommate. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4161 They say ‘The snow is always whiter on the other side…’ But this is ridiculous. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4162 I look at you and I see myself. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4163 At this stage I don't think there's any point in me climbing the tree--- is there? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4164 Where I come from used to be as big as Delaware, as well! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4165 Now I know how it feels... 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4166 The wife kick you out too?” “Yeah. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4167 Well, that was fast. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4168 After 15 years alone on the island, Mr. Roberts diagnosis was confirmed as unipolar. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4169 That's not what bipolar means. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
4170 Sorry, ol’ Buddy, no Coca Cola here either! 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
4171 And it was upon seeing the last man on Earth on the last piece of unsubmerged land, that Mindy, the Fox-news-watching, climate-change-denying polar bear, was finally convinced global warming was real. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4172 Where is the finish line? Oh global warming already came first!! 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
4173 Good thing you got here before Labor Day. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4174 Sorry for the delay, Uber for Mike? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4175 Funny, yesterday I dreamed of ice cubes. Today I was dreaming about a boat. Watch what you wish for, eh? You from around here? Neither am I… 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4176 One of us is very lost. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4177 I hate to ask, but can you spare any ice cubes?” 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4178 Let me guess. You're sitting on what's left of the Arctic Circle. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4179 ‘Sup? 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4180 You wouldn’t happen to have a vodka on that ice? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4181 Potluck tonight? But, no red meat, ok? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4182 Just when you think things can’t get worse… 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4183 Current events have really gone south haven't they? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4184 Have you seen a volleyball 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4185 It looks more like an teapot to me. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4186 Who’s got better writing for the SOS? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
4187 Well I did wish for a 'cold one'... 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
4188 Couldn't separate plastics, could you? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
4189 Each one was thinking "Oh goody, nothing like a little fresh meat". 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4190 Is that a large dick that I just saw launch into space? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4191 If I teach you how to fish you'll still eat me in one day, right? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4192 Global warming just got real. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4193 My plane broke down, what's your story? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4194 Have you seen my wife? ...Yeah about that. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4195 Fun's over. Game ended. Cut camera. Help! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4196 Do you know how many days we need to quarantine? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4197 this global warming is the pits! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4198 I hope Jesus gets here soon ! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4199 Just floe'ing you on social media! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4200 Man, climate change is rough, isn't it? Anyway, I'm going to eat you now. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4201 Take all the fish you can eat. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4202 So close and yet so far 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4203 Are you one of those crazy climate activists? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4204 You wouldn't believe me if I told you that the Island was much bigger before. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4205 Finally! You must be the cabana boy. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
4206 Opposites attract 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4207 Oh good, you’re back. I ate both fish. Lift me up so I can check for coconuts again. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4208 There’s a lot more that unites us than divides us 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4209 I think if we could get ourselves a ball we may have an act 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4210 I see you’ve been social distancing as well 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4211 One of our staycations will end before the other. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
4212 It's a sellers market now 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4213 No Bear Is An Island 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4214 It's not my fault, I drove a Tesla and never once drank from plastic container. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4215 Well, it was great catching up! Next time I’ll bring dessert. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4216 No thanks. We don't need any ice today. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4217 Post-climate change disorder? Me too! 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4218 Scissor,paper,rock for the palm tree? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4219 Dude, all I can recommend is just go with the floe. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4220 Water,water everywhere,and you had to sail in to mine. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4221 Sorry buddy - this is a "no pet" island. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4222 Oh, dear God, I said "air" lift. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4223 I guess it can get worse. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4224 You think YOU are pissed with the polar ice melt! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4225 Would you care for some coconut water on the rocks? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4226 Nice place, too bad it's depreciating. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4227 I knew you were trouble when you drifted in! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4228 I guess Greta was right after all 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4229 whatcha reading? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4230 …you killed my planet, prepare to die… 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4231 Well this is awkward, the invite specifically said BYO… 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4232 You arrived earlier than expected. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4233 I know you didn't ask but I am telling you where the seals are. Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.2073 0.04980 82 69 10 3
4234 Aren’t we polar opposites? 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
4235 They drank and they dreamed...tomorrow they would conquer the world...then along came Hickey. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4236 Excuse me Sir...is this by any chance the Prince Albert Sound...? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4237 I think one of us is about to get iced. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4238 I'd ask you over for drinks but I don't have any ice. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4239 Check your sextant. One of us is in the wrong latitude. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4240 AND SO THE DEBATE ON CLIMATE CHANGE BEGINS..... 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4241 This week on Desert Island Discs, we have... 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4242 I guess the ability to grow palm trees in Greenland has its down-sides, huh? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4243 Last time you froze us and won, but it is our turn now - Sorry! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4244 Stranded and now I have to think about climate change? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4245 So,I guess this is the part where you eat me? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4246 Guest Who Came to Dinner 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4247 This may be a bit too hot for you. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
4248 Did you remember the cooler? 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
4249 So, you know what’s about to happen, right? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4250 Wanna sink a few? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4251 A bare sight for sore eyes. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
4252 Wow, Al Gore wasn't kidding... 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
4253 Come ashore. I'll show you around Florida! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4254 We already have Icelandic sourced pure water. Do you have other selections? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
4255 Thanks for believing in climate change, but did you actually do something about it? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
4256 You and me both, Mate, stranded Down Under 1.2069 0.04518 87 72 13 2
4257 Wow...looks like we really are having a change in climate !! 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4258 You wouldn’t have a phone would you? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4259 Finally! Are my "Friday"? 😍 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4260 I' ll trade you seal blubber for a coconut. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4261 I don't catch your drift. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
4262 Hope you like mangos 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4263 Well, it's been quiet. How's your summer going? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4264 See there’s not global warming, we’re heading into an ice age. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4265 I heard you had a volleyball. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4266 Greta should be on her way 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4267 Yes, but a frozen Piña Colada also needs limes... 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4268 Which one of us is denying climate change? 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4269 Yeah, you've reduced your carbon footprint, but I've been sent to tell you, "Too little, too late George you asshole" 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4270 When do you hibernate? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4271 Chill pal! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4272 My name’s Luke Icewalker; I’m here to rescue you. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4273 Oh, yeah? Well this used to be a small continent. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4274 This is not what I imagined when they say opposites attract. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4275 Where’s my pizza? 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4276 This would explain why the island is shrinking. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4277 Well, global warming is a threat to me too! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4278 Well, so much for evolution. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4279 Want to do dinner? 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4280 Looks like we have a fatal opposite attraction. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4281 Polar tartare on ice. Thank you , Doordash. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4282 Hey did you see Wilson? 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4283 This guy deserves to be eaten 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4284 Missed the ark too, huh? 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
4285 Climate change is a hoax, don't you think? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4286 Dude, South Pole...next island over. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4287 Why didn't the Titanic folks jump on the iceberg? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4288 Finally. A meal! 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
4289 You won't like me; I'm covered with bear spray. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4290 Global warming is a bummer! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4291 Got any bourbon to go with that ice? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4292 It was your melting ice cap that raised our sea levels. Don't blame me if you miss Disney World. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
4293 So that's why my compass is wonky... 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4294 Yes, I'm sorry. My species is responsible for all of it. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4295 I’m sorry, I ate all the fish. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4296 Global warming leads to inter-species cooperation 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4297 Keep in mind I'm just one stranded person. I don't have an environmental policy. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4298 Can you spare some ice? I'm melting in here. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4299 Please tell me you brought the coconuts. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4300 Before I come further, are you fully vaccinated? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4301 I drifted here on accident but now I will eat you on purpose. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4302 No Sorry, I haven’t seen them. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4303 Who wore it better? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4304 Hey, don't blame me. I haven't emitted carbon in years. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4305 You livin’ the life? Me too! 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4306 I know.... You never think it will happen to you, right? 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4307 [No caption - I don't think this cartoon needs any words attached to it] 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4308 Thank you for coming to the first meeting of Castaway Anonymous. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4309 Bear: I love you, Jack Human: Don't you do that. Don't you say your goodbyes, not yet. Do you understand me? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4310 So that's what browsing on the websites has done for me--I'm on a silent retreat and you're my one-way ticket home? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4311 ''The bottle didn't wash up? ' Cuz I cancelled the 'Cuddle-Snuggle Therapy Pet'! 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4312 To say that we are in the same boat is just obnoxious at this point. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4313 i’ve got the brains you’ve got the looks let’s make lots of money 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4314 You lost Wilson again, didn’t you? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4315 If you come any closer, I'm gonna throw a cocoanut at your iceberg. 1.2048 0.03931 83 67 16 0
4316 Familiar with the Frog & the Scorpion parable? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4317 Wait, your house flooded my house? You'll be hearing from my lawyer. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4318 Look, I know it is because the ice caps are melting, but this island is not big enough for the both of us. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4319 Penguins are on the other rapidly melting iceberg to the south of my island! 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
4320 Hi, my names Waldo. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4321 As my father said, " A rising tide lifts all...oh, never mind. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4322 Is this a result of the moon waxing? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4323 Long time, more sea 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4324 Is that a penguin?” The polar bear thought 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4325 Which apocalypse brought you here? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4326 Your island won’t last as long as mine. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4327 It was give and take before I crossed the equator. How'd you get here sir?" 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4328 Hey man how is global warming working out for you ,hopefully better than climate change 1.2045 0.04756 88 74 11 3
4329 He immediately regretted the first impression he made with his greeting of “Ice to meet you”. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4330 Trust me. I know the feeling. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4331 Before I let you onto this island, I must know, are you vaccinated? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4332 Wherever you go there I'm 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4333 Location: North Pole 2050 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4334 What three things did you bring with you? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4335 *GPS voice* You have reached your destination of: DESSERT ISLAND 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
4336 Jeez, you too must've really upset that Genie in the bottle ! 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4337 Feels like Fall. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4338 Let's talk about the weather. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4339 Have you seen Hurley? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4340 "that awkward moment when you're desperately trying to think of a good pre-dinner ice-breaker... 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4341 So you thought you were going to escape it? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4342 Great! Aren't you guys famous at catching fish? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4343 Welcome to Chicago! 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4344 To each his own. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4345 Yeah, and this used to be Florida. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4346 Not the Klondike Bar I was hoping for. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4347 No, let’s not play, “you’re Russia and I’m Crimea.” 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4348 Weren't we on the same boat? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4349 I guess I deserve this... 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4350 Oh, great. Don’t even start with that global warming crap. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4351 Have room for one more? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4352 I think you’re gonna need a bigger boat..you know to meet CDC guidelines. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4353 It's too late when you start believing in global warming 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4354 : What WOULD I do for a Klondike bar? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4355 Soooo, I guess Greta was right?! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4356 Don't worry, the fish were like that when I got here." 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
4357 You didn’t want to get vaccinated either, eh? 1.2029 0.06715 69 60 4 5
4358 How about a pineapple snow cone instead? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4359 Please don't tell me your name is Jim Cantore ..? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4360 I could use a change of climate. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
4361 Since it's gotten warmer, I decided to go with the floe. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4362 Google Maps said it would only take you 20 days to drift here. Was there lots of traffic? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4363 We still have a few years left in California if you’re interested 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4364 Your Uber has arrived. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4365 Hmmm I wonder if he makes margaritas 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
4366 Two very different definitions of “Just chillin out on a private island”. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4367 Strange, ain’t it! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4368 I'm starting to get the feeling that being rescued isn't really worth it anymore 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4369 Stop giving me that carbon-footprint guilt-trip look. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4370 So nice of you to stop by 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4371 Move along. I was stranded here before it was cool! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4372 Yes, but it was much bigger when I left...." 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4373 Aw come on give me a ride. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
4374 Hey there - you from the North or the South? Not that it matters. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4375 You're starving I'm starving, but at least your island's not melting. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4376 I simply can't bear it. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4377 Coconut milk curd is all I can offer. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
4378 Of all the islands, in the melting polar ice caps in the world, you had to float into mine. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4379 Is that one of those man-made islands? 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
4380 it seems we can certainly say springtime and autumn are not what they used to be 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4381 Your folks didn’t get vaccinated either? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4382 I’m Survivor 2020, you? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4383 Thank God that I watched Lost 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4384 Wanna re-enact Lost? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4385 Just when you get used to the snowbirds… 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4386 They tried to reach you about your planets extended warranty 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4387 Emory was unsure of how he first came up with the idea of a Coconut Slush." 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
4388 Did you at least bring cake? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4389 Seriously? You forgot the sugar??? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4390 Forget the ark, we need to build a gigantic ice maker. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
4391 Who's in charge of the solar barbecue? 1.2025 0.04369 79 65 13 1
4392 Any chance you’re heading to Antigua? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4393 Gosh, I wish I had an Eskimo Pie to spare. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4394 Not so good - either a mirage or climate change!! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4395 I remember when this was all fields as far as the eye could see. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4396 I'll trade you a coconut for an ice cream soda 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4397 And here I thought *I* was treading on thin ice! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4398 We both suffer the consequences but remember that there is always hope to survive and reverse the negative change! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4399 Islands of warmth? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4400 Man, I wish humans felt the impacts of global warming. Look at that bear on his private island. Lucky. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4401 Does that thing have a motor? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
4402 Did you get the fish flakes I like? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
4403 Thank god there's fish between us!" 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
4404 And the scotch? 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4405 No, Goldilocks lives on the mainland. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4406 Hey there! Not from around here, are you? 1.2024 0.04244 84 69 14 1
4407 I don't know about you, but I could kill for an iced latte right now. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4408 I'd invite you in but I'm not bipolar. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
4409 Oh great! They sent a lifeboat. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4410 It’s my mating season, I’m not supposed to be solitary. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4411 Big gulps, huh? 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
4412 I'm lactose intolerant. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4413 Stop whingeing. At least you got a garden! 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4414 I'm dessert island than I guess?" 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
4415 Here I was, certain that we'd have a "bull market" by now. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
4416 Turn left at Greenland... 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
4417 One upside to Global Warming is the expanded Ride-Share possibilities. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
4418 No I haven't tried mindfulness yet. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
4419 No one here but us chickens! 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
4420 I know. I use ta have a generous hill. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
4421 I’m guessing the other 48 will be next. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4422 Sorry. The Winter Olympics™ are next year. 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
4423 Until we meet again….oh wait. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
4424 It's My Land!, It's Myceberg too 🐻 1.2022 0.03065 89 75 13 1
4425 Hey. Do you have any Coke? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4426 If it helps, I can think of one jet that is no longer adding to climate change. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4427 I'm looking forward to being able to travel again soon. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4428 Do you play Pickleball? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4429 Hey, Please be mindful of your food allergies! 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4430 Climate change, it's a bitch! 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4431 I don't suppose you have a phone? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4432 ‘ Did you remember to bring the ice bucket? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4433 Tough, but bearable. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4434 Global warming. Heh. Small world. Please don't eat me? 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4435 This global warming thing is really starting to get on my nerves. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4436 Still going with the floe? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4437 Ironically, your island shrinking is why my island is so small. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4438 I'm leaving my footprints for posterity. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4439 I remember when this use to be all desert. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4440 And I didn't think I'd ever be able to bear the solitude here. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4441 You should've picked one with a palm tree, for shade. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4442 Yeah. Don’t get me started. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4443 It's gonna be sink and swim, huh? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4444 Time to climb a tree. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4445 Six of one... 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
4446 I guess this is what they mean about food insecurity. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4447 We’re both fucked! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4448 Sure, plenty of ice but did you bring any Cresta? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4449 My desert isle seems to have drifted into your neighborhood. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4450 Do you like long walks on the beach? 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
4451 Figured I’d get ahead of the polar housing bubble. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4452 Company? 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4453 Huh, and I thought it was summer! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4454 I just can't bare this polarized relationship anymore, Gary. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4455 So much for praying to be rescued. God's strange sense of humor, I have just became prey. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4456 Heavenly Father - great,that’s just great….I prayed for the ‘bare’ necessities! 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4457 Hopeless: I know how you feel. This spit of land was once the island of Tahiti. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4458 I blame Nancy Pelosi. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
4459 Well, look what just floated my way. I have been craving a rum and coconut cocktail, but I didn’t have any ice. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4460 Are you also waiting for a connecting flight? 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
4461 Welcome to the neighborhood. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4462 So you’re polar-iced. Can’t we still get along? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4463 I am from the castaway rescue team. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4464 I'm so, so sorry... 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4465 I don't suppose we might alternate? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4466 intercourse won't be easy, but we'll make it work, my love. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4467 At least you have the Mobile Plan — even if it’s not Unlimited. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4468 I Hope you're a Hallucination, Or -- not Real hungry... 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4469 The next rest stop isn’t for another 50 nautical miles. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4470 You are in quaratine 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4471 Okay, so you brought the ice, but I said 'gin' not "grin. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4472 This one’s taken. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
4473 You can shed your winter coat for the time being. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4474 My entire childhood was spent being told that God did not have a sense of humor. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4475 Trust me, it's as scarce. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4476 Looks like I'm going to die as a result of global warming before you. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4477 I ordered a polo. It's a type of shirt. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4478 Beautiful weather today, eh? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4479 Polar cap tiv vacation 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4480 Guess they didn't like your news, either. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4481 I guess the social isolation is a bright side. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4482 I speak Polish. Are you a Polish bear? 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
4483 Help me Ryan Gosling, you're my only hope 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4484 Wow! Wish I had my phone. My Insta would go hot! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4485 I know there is no living room anymore. Wanna try fishing? We just have to survive together. Glad you came, I can give you my fish bones too. My apologies, we are a rock, we are an island. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4486 No mask no entry 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4487 I truly hope you like company! 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
4488 Dude, global warming real for you? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4489 First time, huh?” (Polar bear to stranded man 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4490 Eat or be eaten? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4491 Why you look sad. Hey! Wait, I'm also broke! But who cares, let's just be friends. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4492 Oh, this is like Citizen Kane meets Waiting for Godot. I mean, I assume; I've never actually seen either. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4493 No island is an island 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
4494 ok but here me out: the economy... 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
4495 Anything good showing on Netflix? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4496 I don’t think we need some ice breaking moment. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4497 You’re just going to leave me here? 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
4498 Yes, this is Palm Island. But I'm sorry, the global warming convention was last week! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4499 Your place or my place tonight? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4500 How did you find me? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4501 That’ll teach me to complain about there being nothing to eat on this island. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4502 You look delicious. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4503 I seem to have lost my bear-ings 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4504 Reminds me of that movie from the 90’s... the one with Kevin Costner” 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4505 It’s called squatter’s rights, look it up if you think I’m lying. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4506 So you're just gonna go with the floe? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
4507 Your Ice Island melts , My Earth Island submerges NOW WHAT? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
4508 I am not the walrus, nor am I coo coo ca choo! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
4509 Can you spare some ice, been awhile since I’ve had a cold drink? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
4510 Climate change discount? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
4511 What are the odds? I stopped eating meat to end global warming for you. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
4512 How is it where you're from? Unbearably hot here. 1.1977 0.03990 86 73 11 2
4513 Hi. I’m Carl. I hate icebreakers. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
4514 Crisis? Obviously there's a crisis; I'm stuck here without my espresso maker! 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
4515 You need to undress,if you want over here. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4516 Can I offer you a Pina Colada? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4517 All I'm saying is global warming is for sure a hoax but maybe we should just agree to disagree. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4518 It’s not you, it’s me. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4519 When your ice melts the rest of the way, my island will be under water. But until then, we can each dream about how nice it would be to eat the other one. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
4520 It's the polar opposite of what I need right now 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
4521 This is more than a chance encounter. 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
4522 Sorry, can't help you. This is all that's left of Brooklyn. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4523 Climate change has brought us together, lets not eat each other! 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
4524 You're cooling our oceans with your iceberg. Don't you care about climate change? 1.1975 0.06191 81 71 4 6
4525 I think now is the time to prove 'survival of the fittest' 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4526 What a nice summer day! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4527 I guess we may have Mars as an option 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4528 Tough real estate market, am I right? 😅 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4529 There’s space on the island, Jack 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4530 This is so 2004. 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
4531 Who's hungry? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4532 Going south for the winter is overrated, right? 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
4533 Umm, in case you're hungry, all the fish and coconuts around here are organic, but I've been heavily processed. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4534 Trade you some coconuts for some fish. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
4535 No, I haven't seen or eaten your girlfriend. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4536 That's really cool, but sorry, No Trade! 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
4537 Laura! - But you're only a dream. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4538 Sorry, but getting on the island requires either a checkers set or a hot cup of coffee. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
4539 Just for variety, I suggest we have sleep over exchanges. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4540 AT LEAST MY ISLAND WON'T MELT 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
4541 So nice to see another face! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4542 My island is shrinking too. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4543 Yeah, this is Hawaii. Is that the Polar Ice Cap? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4544 The benefits of Global warming 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4545 Sorry,but you need proof of vaccination to land here. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4546 Just what I need for a Mai Tai! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4547 I am having a deja-vu of a Polar Paradise 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4548 It’s just a hoax, right? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4549 'Cold beer' I said! 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4550 If you’ve got the ice, I’ve got the rum… 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4551 You didn't forget your phone, did you? 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
4552 Small world, isn't it? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4553 No, I don’t have WiFi either… 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4554 You’re late for dinner again, pal. I sent the signal hours ago. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4555 Well, when I wished for just the bare necessities, I don't think this is what I had in mind . 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4556 Welcome to Herbivore Island. You are an herbivore, right? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4557 We deliver to your shore 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
4558 I'm sorry, but, no mask, no island entry. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4559 Today's menu choices: Hot human or Cold bear 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
4560 Care to join me for a drink? You bring the ice. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
4561 Make certain that the sun is at your back every noon! It's about 4000 miles. Good Luck 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4562 God, I hope this one doesn't catcall me. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4563 Are you as hungry as I am? 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
4564 keep moving, island quarantined. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4565 Well, I guess who moves in with whom depends on whether your floe is going to melt faster than my seas rise. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4566 Are you the last of your species too? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4567 I'm a victim of climate change, too---before the sea levels rose this was Manhattan. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4568 It's beautiful day in the neighborhood, would you be my neighbor! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4569 I clearly specified “Entire place”. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4570 - Where did you get this moving island? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4571 We're gonna need a bigger boat 1.1972 0.04963 71 60 9 2
4572 Year 2050 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4573 And then there were two. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4574 Any idea where there's something to eat? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4575 "Just go with the floe. Northbound. Soon. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4576 You want Crippled Seal Island, buddy. Just a few more days along the Stream; nothing here to stop for. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4577 So, how's the fishing over there? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4578 Happily, this iceberg is 'big enough for both of us'--for now. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4579 I know, I know. I’m standing on what used to be a continent. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4580 Race to the bottom, old chap? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4581 My dreams of being rescued are melting away just as you start a new life that is the polar opposite of the one you’re used to 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4582 You're not my first choice of a rescue, but I'll go with the floe. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4583 Said the bear, ‘ on the way here I saw a big ship hit my iceberg, does Titanic mean anything to you? 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
4584 Don't even start blaming me, human! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4585 Global Warming- expanding online dating parameters worldwide. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4586 If you go down, I go down. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4587 Who needs whose help now?! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4588 Yeah? And I thought YOU were extinct. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4589 I can’t believe you came all this way, Margret, even after what I said about your mother’s gnocchi. It really wasn’t that dry. I love you so much. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4590 Can't you be satisfied with taking the skipper, the millionaire and his wife, the movie star, the professor and Mary Ann and just leave me alone? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4591 Well, well, well... looks like I won't be starving on this iceberg afterall. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4592 I'm up to here with this damn sketch. How 'bout you? 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4593 The fish was LAST WEEK! 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4594 Finally. I can talk to something besides a volleyball. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4595 Excuse me, would now be a good time to stand up for global warming? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4596 I realize I’m not your first choice of who you would want to take to a desert island. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
4597 "If it's any consolation, I've cut my own carbon footprint way back. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4598 Didn't you get my message? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
4599 I guess no man really is an island 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
4600 Duh ! 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
4601 Trevor would miss Knüt, but his breath was too much to bear. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
4602 My ship sank, at least you can lick water off yours. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4603 Wilson wasn't there 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4604 Did you also not cut on plastic bags as much as they said we should? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4605 Human: want to trade places?Polar bear: that’s happening naturally. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4606 Sooo... My place or yours? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4607 I had to get away from the pressure of celebrity spokesperson for a while. You can only do so much Coke, ya know? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4608 You must have had an interesting ride! 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4609 Polar opposites meet up for a frond time. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4610 Atelihei friend, trade for a fish and a coconut? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4611 Hey bear,I need some necessities. 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
4612 Oh you miss your home? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4613 Living on the edge 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4614 Well, if it worked in that film 'The Holiday'... 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4615 I hope she has a Coke. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
4616 On top of everything else, now I'm in competition with a polar bear over fish. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4617 Why do you look so puzzled? Didn't you ever see a palm tree up here? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4618 Is this some sort of test for Global Warming? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4619 What took you so short? 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
4620 So long, Mom. Of course I love you but you've simply outlived your usefulness. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4621 we're having a dance Saturday night. wanna come? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4622 just my luck. No, no, just MY luck. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4623 Can polar bears climb trees? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4624 Land ahoy? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4625 I was just wishing for some ice. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
4626 The tide should be melting in soon 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4627 Im back from my beach break 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4628 🎵Have you ever seen a bear with climate despair down by the bay?🎵 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4629 Don’t tell anyone I’m not a vegan 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4630 That’s a very unnaturally shaped iceberg. It’s too flat. I’m not buying this bullshit. Who the fuck are you and what do you want from me? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4631 Too hot, too cold…. maybe we can make this just right. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4632 I thought these desert island cartoons had reached a saturation point, but I guess not. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4633 I was setting up a support group for the stranded. Interested? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4634 And they say global warming isn't a thing. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4635 This is not the exit plan I had in mind. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4636 Global warming…nonsense” 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4637 Given the situation, maybe we both should apply for space tourism. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4638 I'd invite you over but my cat will return soon and she dislikes bears. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4639 I prefer freezing my butt to standing on scalding sand. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
4640 Is this climate change? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4641 Help, my ice is melting! Help, my island is sinking! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4642 Got room for a hitchhiker? Bet your life. Haven't had a bite since leaving Greenland. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4643 You won't like it. The temperatures are unbearable. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4644 There’s not enough room for the two of us, Jack. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4645 Well hello. Come here often? 1.1944 0.04901 72 61 9 2
4646 Wake up calls 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4647 Welcome to Australia mate! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4648 This is a bit awkward, but uhh any tips on surviving climate change? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4649 somehow, these are both my fault 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
4650 Hear it’s gonna be a scorcher today... 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4651 I know how you feel. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4652 Your message was in my Coke bottle. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4653 That’s what’s left of the polar ice caps and this is what’s left of Hawaii, so ultimately we’re both here thanks to Ted Cruz. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4654 So...I appreciate that this may sound a tad selfish...but what appears to be a major problem for you would be a major solution for MY problem 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
4655 Mi casa, sui casa? Or” Your Plsce or mine? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4656 I would like to point out that at present I am in a state of near zero carbon emission. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4657 Why yes, I *am* interested in time-sharing a houseboat 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4658 Dinner? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4659 Who's eating who? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4660 Man: Finally some ice !! Bear: Finally some food !! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4661 And they say there’s no global warming! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4662 But I was only gone for a few weeks! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4663 Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4664 Beautiful day, isn’t it? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4665 Too small of a world, in my opinion 1.1940 0.04630 67 56 10 1
4666 You gonna eat that ice? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4667 I really need to change the locks. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4668 Nice Digs Man! Wanna Trade? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4669 Look at it this way -- I might be stuck here forever. 1.1935 0.03506 93 78 14 1
4670 This is why I kept saying turn off the tap when not in use. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4671 Icebreaker: relieve inhibitions, to start a conversation. A bit late for that , don't you think? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4672 Damn this global warming! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4673 If that melts, we're both a goner.... 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4674 oh no, tourists! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4675 Hope the weather isn’t messing with your floe! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4676 If I knew you were bringing ice I would have prepared some cocktail mixers 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4677 no answers to my message in a bottle?! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4678 I'm in my own little world when confronted with climate change. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4679 Realize I am in No position to bargain, but -- might you consider trading places? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4680 Welcome to Nome. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4681 I don't think you should trade a lifetime of love and friendship for one meal. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4682 Should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4683 Damn.. now I'm not sure who needs to be more rescued.. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4684 Another climate-change casualty: colliding clichés. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4685 Well...This doesn't look good for either of us. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4686 When that melts, I don't think the tree will take both of us. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4687 Sorry! There’s not enough water for both of us! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4688 One of us is in the wrong place... or maybe not? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4689 Double jeopardy! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4690 Would you be interested in a home swap? 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
4691 Did you eat before you left? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
4692 Can you climb trees like other bears? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4693 Now do you believe in global warming? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
4694 It's seems to be taking forever to get my Doordash order! 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4695 This is the polar opposite of what I ordered. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4696 You don’t look like a rescue party. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4697 I'm afraid that the only food on this isle is me. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4698 No, mine's getting small too. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4699 It's global warming. We're both screwed. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4700 Okay so at least one of us is lost. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4701 I wonder if he’s got a record player? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4702 Absolutely nothing funny about this. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4703 Sorry, but I didn’t know the fish were yours. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
4704 Bradley, an avid big game hunter, suddenly realized he is not much of a sportsman after all. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
4705 Your finally catching on... 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
4706 You the one sending all those messages in plastic bottles? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4707 . You or (and) I in this beautiful world 🌎 1.1923 0.04104 78 67 9 2
4708 When I said my deserted island food was a Klondike bar I didn’t think things would be this authentic 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4709 I'd still use AC if I had the chance. Sorry pal. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4710 No offense, but after 13 years I was kind of hoping they’d send a human 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
4711 Didn't realize the real estate crisis was this deep 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4712 Bob was very upset when his Uber arrived without any discernible means of identification. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4713 Thank God, I'm dead! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4714 Yes, the party’s at 4pm. Thanks for bringing the ice. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4715 You eat me. I eat you. We’re both doomed. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4716 Going South for the winter? 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4717 Warm ,huh? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4718 When life gives you lemons, you fuck a polar bear 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4719 The ice I can use. You? I have no idea what to do with. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4720 Wait, what year is this? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4721 Looks unbearable there… 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4722 Your thirty years too late, the snow melted. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4723 How timeshares were invented. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4724 2-Day shipping never disappoints 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4725 Sorry I didn't know you were coming. I ate all the fish. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4726 If you promise not to eat me, I'll perform my impression of a seal for you. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
4727 Yo,Snow Bird. Heading to Florida? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
4728 Well personally Ted I blame you. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4729 I share your loneliness 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4730 So finally the twain has met 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4731 Social distancing and global warming aren't the only things I need to worry about right now! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4732 Why is it that you prefer this island to the deserted one with all the coconut trees? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4733 Good to see you. Before I can allow you to land, please let me check your anti-covid inoculation vaccination documents. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4734 A Tale of Two Worlds 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4735 who rescue who ?! save the planet 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4736 Pardon me, do you have Grey Poupon! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4737 Global warming for two? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4738 I know, global warming sucks. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4739 This global warming issue is getting ridiculous. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4740 So which album did you choose to be stranded with? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4741 What I wouldn’t give for some ice water. What I wouldn’t give for some fresh meat. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4742 If I were stranded on a desert island, the one thing I’d bring is denial. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4743 Did you said you need a beer?? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4744 Trickle down economics. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4745 Where did you think all this ice was gonna land up, Greg? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4746 I was wondering when you’d show up. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4747 How's the weather up there?! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4748 Well, I guess that about wraps it up 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4749 Can I try your iceberg? My island is experiencing severe global warming! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4750 I bearly made it 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4751 That’s crazy; I thought climate change was a hoax. Unfortunately, I’m not accepting immigrants for my safety. Thoughts and prayers!! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4752 Your world is shrinking too,huh? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
4753 Well, if you believe Hank Johnson, I'm in greater danger than you are cause an island might capsize! 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
4754 What took you so long? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
4755 Thought the lonely island was a band not a place 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
4756 Wilson is that you ? #castaway 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
4757 Mother nature is not only Bipolar but clearly off her meds 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
4758 I admit that global warming is our fault. Now can we move past that and be friends? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4759 Hmmm? Should I stay here or just go with the floe? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4760 Look, who's the real victim of climate change here? 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4761 This is the effect of Global Cooling. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4762 If you have me over for dinner at your place then I can’t have you over for dinner at my place. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4763 I would like to say something humorous but this is much to serious,I would however, as the last representative of the human race sincerely apologize." 1.1905 0.04783 84 72 9 3
4764 Sorry for the mess—I didn't expect you so soon! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4765 I would toss a coin, but I didn't bring my wallet! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4766 I guess global warming is a thing 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4767 Oh Shit! What Now? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4768 Are you an alto or Soprano? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4769 Lost? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4770 Just remember, as the song says, "You've got the brawn, I've got the brains." 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4771 Looks like we're both the last one's. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4772 I'm sorry your "island" is melting but I'm afraid you are just going to have to grin and bear it. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4773 Can I get you something cold? 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
4774 We're in the same situation. Your iceberg is melting and this used to be Florida. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
4775 This climate change thing is getting so confusing. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4776 Global warming is bringing the species closer together. Is that always a bad thing? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4777 We might be polar opposites. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4778 Outdoor eating sounds better than a meltdown. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4779 Don't tell me you came all this way just to give me a hug. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4780 Hi there, are you some kind of seal? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4781 Karma Bitch! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4782 Well you got here a lot faster than we expected 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4783 The HOA committee has determined your tree violates our landscaping code. 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
4784 Global warming brought us together 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4785 Though they had a great deal in common, the friendship wouldn't last. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4786 Sorry, I don’t think a Coca-cola will help the situation. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4787 It's because you used all those plastic straws 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4788 The best advice I can give you is to just go with the floe. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4789 It's time for you to learn about penguins. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4790 You brought ice, I've got gin and tonic 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4791 The climate change conference? Hang right at the next isle and follow the snow leopard headed that way. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4792 What do you mean, “Where’s the parking lot going to go?” 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4793 Hey, Buddy. You goin’ south? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4794 Haven't you heard? Its called "global warming"... 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
4795 Tennis anyone? 1.1899 0.04254 79 66 12 1
4796 How are we going to help each other? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4797 Hey I’m making cocktails can you spare some ice? 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
4798 The world has come around. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4799 #timesup? #metoo! 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
4800 I wouldn’t have bought a private island if I knew it was going to drift so close to yours 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4801 I’m so marooned I can’t bear it 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4802 be warned, i’m exceedingly nimble’ 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4803 Fancy meeting you in a place like this. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4804 I get it. My predicament is human caused, too. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4805 Good thing there isn’t global warming or we’d really be in trouble 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4806 I'm hot and you're cold 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
4807 Well, this is about to bite me in the ass 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4808 I've been dying to meet you. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4809 No soda pop at all? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4810 Polar bears are endangered. Nothing about this is funny. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4811 At least you’re not stranded 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4812 Take my word, this place to too dry for arctic bears 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4813 I am carbon-neutral, but your ice melt is still shrinking my beach! 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4814 This really is the end then, isn't it? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4815 Pardon me, would you have any SPF 50+ sunscreen? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4816 Excuse me sir, in which direction is the Arctic? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4817 Bear: You can call me any day you want, but I prefer Friday. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4818 One of us is in the wrong hemisphere. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4819 Man, no one is ever going to believe me. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4820 At least you have food now. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4821 Looks like Arizona and Texas will be picking up another Congressional seat. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4822 At least I can drink my shrinking island 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4823 Well you're an upgrade on Wilson I suppose 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4824 Well, you floated here in the nick of time! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4825 Actually, I find vegetarianism pretentious. Why? 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
4826 Wild night. Can i get your number? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4827 Woah, you made good time. 2nd quarter truck sales must’ve been higher than expected. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4828 At least one of us will eat soon…. thanks to global warming. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4829 Welcome to Siberia… 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4830 I'll go on a cruise of the Pacific islands, not Alaska," I said... "No bears!", I said.. 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
4831 Just because you owned a Tesla does not mean I will "make room for you" 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
4832 All because I drank almond milk? 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
4833 Have you watched Jeff Bezos go to space? 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
4834 Call me Ishmael. Have you seen the White Whale? 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4835 I feel your pain but what has it got to do with getting me off this island? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4836 It is all your fault! 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4837 No, you can't come over here. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4838 Yeah, this could be a good way to bear the solitude 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4839 I guess you too misjudged the effects of climate change. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4840 Why didn't you get off when you had the chance? 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4841 Care to read 47 back issues of The New Yorker I was catching up on and rescued when my Zodiac got swamped? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4842 No thanks,I don’t think I’ll switch. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4843 Jim never thought this is how global warming would get him. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4844 Same boat? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4845 I don't feel comfortable discussing global warming over dinner, when I'm the dinner." 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4846 ‘ROCK’ 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4847 'So thiiiiis is what happened on Lost' 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4848 I am vegan! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4849 So, the North Pole finally warmed up to Island Time? Never thought they’d float the idea 🤔 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4850 I know what you’re thinking, but I drove a Prius. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4851 People have told me for a long time that we’d meet one day but I didn't believe them. I mean, we didn’t used to float in the same circles.” 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4852 First meeting between polar bear and Nepal sherpa… 1.1884 0.04012 69 57 12 0
4853 I hope your a vegetarian! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4854 I am famished. I can really use some good fishing tricks.. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
4855 I don't suppose you brought any vodka, too....? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4856 OOOOPS 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4857 Don't come any closer or you'll be on thin ice! 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
4858 Huh; Uber picks up everybody! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4859 Here comes the meal 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4860 this one would be ruined by a caption. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
4861 One More Year. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4862 The ice will melt and the water will rise until the final polar bear and man lock eyes. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4863 I’ll take my chances 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4864 Wilson!?? … I’m sorry, I have no Coca-Cola or habitat for you, but I promise to let the rest of this planet know that we rocked our last days to @lennykravitz 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
4865 Do you rent, or own? 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
4866 Pause right there, hope your not looking for a new country, cos this is what's left of mine! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4867 Fyre Festival is a scam? Next you're gonna tell me you believe in global warming. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4868 If you're asking me, it's six of one, half a dozen of the other. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4869 I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4870 Welcome to my meme. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4871 Looks like my sushi order will be late again. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4872 You might wanna stop off here before yours melts. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4873 There's no one left? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4874 Can I borrow a cup of sugar? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4875 The fishing is great, but every now and then I would welcome something cooler. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4876 You don't eat me, I won't eat you. Deal? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4877 I felt very lucky until I realized you don't speak French! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4878 It is lunch." "Am I lunch? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4879 Sorry mate, I'm lonely too - but I'm vegan AND gay - it just wouldn't work... 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4880 I hope you like sharks. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4881 Between the two of us, we can make pina coladas 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4882 The request was a beer. Ice. Cold. Beer. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4883 This is nowhere near the North Pole. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4884 You come here often 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4885 I know global warming sucks, but we have to maintain social distancing. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4886 Keep swimming. In about a month,you will arrive at the South Pole! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4887 Global warming has really changed who you might see while marooned on a tropical island. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4888 Are you the bear “Necessities” that one day will save my life? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4889 . Welcome to your travel destination "Island Climate Change" 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4890 Man, I think you’re gonna drown first! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4891 Physics lesson 2: opposite poles attract 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4892 Can that palm tree hold both of us when this melting island submerges your island? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4893 Can we cuddle tonight? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4894 You are not different than me 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4895 Wanna chill? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4896 Hope you’re in the mood for tropical food. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4897 Don’t you sometimes feel like just curling up and die? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
4898 This gives new meaning to the word "polarized." 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
4899 Well, at least we go down together 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
4900 Didn’t I tell you we’d be together at the end? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4901 Go away! I don't believe in climate change! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4902 Polar bear - 'Mmmmmmmmm, can't wait to try the coconut shrimp' 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4903 What do you think, jump? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4904 You seen Hanks and his Wilson? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4905 Hi P............wanna visit for a while?? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
4906 If we wore masks, we could get a little closer. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4907 Several weeks after abandoning his father on the desert island, Adam was finally ready to share his darkest secret. He put on his cleanest Polar Bear suit and headed out to meet him. He thought the iceberg would be a nice touch. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4908 You should have taken a left in Albuquerque. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4909 Where are your oars? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
4910 Does your home float, too? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4911 Climate change, so close, but so far away. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4912 What is the over/under on global warming and sea level rise? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4913 Where did your little land come from? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4914 My isolation is unbearable” “Well my ice-olation was MANifested 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4915 Everything you can imagine is real 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
4916 So finally we are in same boat !! 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
4917 We just do summer Olympics every two years now. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4918 Don’t look at me like that, it’s my wife that use the AC all the time, I just drive my Mustang to and from from work which is 5 mins away 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4919 The grass is allways greener on the other side, the say. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4920 They forget about you too? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4921 So we beat on, islands against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4922 Want to come over for an ice cap? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4923 That’s funny. You were in my top 5 foods if I was stuck on an island. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4924 I hope you brought toilet paper! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4925 You ever been to a McDonald’s? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4926 I know we’re all alone but I’m just not into furries right now. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
4927 I see you! You see me? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4928 Mmm takeout 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4929 Global warming? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4930 I preferred Antarctica back when it was still ice-covered. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4931 I think my global warming denialism is going to bite me in the butt. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4932 Don't look so sad. There'll be another ice age in only 10,000 years. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4933 This is all a hoax, Peter 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4934 You win the Who Has it Worse Contest. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4935 What can I say, Craig? I'm a homebody. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4936 I see we’re in the same situation here. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4937 Oh alright. You can do the fishing, but I get to make the Mojitos. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4938 They never predicted this climate change consequence. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4939 "Vacation? I"m shipwrecked. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4940 I think I'll call you "Spalding". 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4941 Wow! I thought I was the only one stranded. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4942 I hope your brought a mask. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4943 We're both screwed 1.1857 0.03693 70 60 9 1
4944 Yeah, yeah, I know. My one tree ain't helping... 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4945 ‘Fancy meeting you here’. ‘Climate victims make strange bedfellows eh? ‘ 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4946 If we only had a bit if rope. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4947 Any good at fishing? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4948 Mine’s become smaller over time, too 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4949 No - I haven’t seen a volleyball named Wilson & and yes - I do practice social distancing. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4950 State Water Rescue Service. So you are the one that’s been sending an S.O.S.? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4951 I really hope you’re not a zoomorphic metaphor for my ex-wife 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4952 We meet again after 10000 years! 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
4953 It's not as unbearable as it looks. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
4954 Have you seen Wilson in your travels?" 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4955 Time to seal the deal. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4956 Climate change, you?” “Angry wife. And a bad lawyer” Daniele Boninsegna, Milano, Ital 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4957 I'm really more of a Pepsi guy. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4958 Don't even get me started on which climate change we are in. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4959 Back at you. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4960 Water you doing here? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4961 So, what's your desert island record? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4962 He was too sad to be hungry. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4963 and whitey's on the moon 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
4964 Well, now maybe I don't want to go back.... 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4965 Yeah, downsizing wasn't my idea, either. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4966 Going my way? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4967 Do you have any sunblock? 1.1846 0.04038 65 54 11 0
4968 Got any ice cubes? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4969 Would you like a Coconut Milk on the rocks? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4970 There is no such thing as global warming! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4971 I'd rather not play a floating ice game, thanks." 1.1846 0.03729 65 56 8 1
4972 ‘The grass is always greener on the other side’ 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4973 I was looking for a change in climate, not climate change 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4974 Please don’t tell me you got my message in that bottle 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4975 Pick your fighter. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4976 There's no food here. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4977 It's not funny 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4978 Bearing the situation. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
4979 So much for global warming 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
4980 No, I have no baby seals. Do you have a pizza? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4981 Those Daisy Dukes frighten me more than climate change. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4982 Sorry, buddy but you may get to like Mahi Mahi eventually. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4983 This one will not melt but it will flood. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
4984 Wow, you brought the north pole to me in the bahamas, I don't see much good coming from that. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4985 I wished for a Polaroid, not a polar bear 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4986 What I’m seeing here is described as polar opposites. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4987 Bear to stranded islander: "Only YOU can prevent forest fires!" 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4988 Just chillin'. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4989 A cold martini before it gets us both? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4990 I hope you didn't buy the round trip ticket! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4991 I hope you brought Tequila and Margarita mix. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4992 I hope that you are a gummy bear. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4993 Endangered species on the run. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
4994 lonely yet? 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
4995 So, it’s just you and me know.. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4996 Who do you think they’ll help? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4997 ...and man had nothing to do with it? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
4998 I don't suppose you have a note and a bottle, do you? 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
4999 #!@*&% climate change! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
5000 This is Abuse,you want Argument,down the hall on the left... 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
5001 "Ya think we should call this our Global Warning? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5002 I’m sure it does feel better than sand up your crack, but it won’t last as long 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5003 Don’t be too envious. There are definitely pros and cons to having a mobile home! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5004 Oh, Lord. Never thought I’d be praying for global warming to speed up! 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
5005 Why, oh why did I have to get the Escalade? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5006 So, what are your desert island discs? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5007 And I thought I had it bad… 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5008 I guess land will be here soon. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5009 Colliding cliches: one of the more creative ways to succumb to global warming 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5010 Cartoon appropriation! Stay in your lane. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5011 Yup, this is the air b 'n' b. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5012 I'm from the west coast and I'd be happy to trade with you. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5013 Please have Coke. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5014 Well, for one of us, the last class has run out. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5015 OMG - Our fates are linked? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5016 Whaddaya mean I'm standing on a shark? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5017 glad you made it 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5018 If there was ever a time for a good ice breaker. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5019 Are you also a victim of global warming? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5020 No,you can't hop over for a drink. And,no,sorry,the shade tree is mine. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5021 I guess when yours shrinks mine will be under water 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5022 yeah....you can stay.... but I'll need a hefty damage deposit 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5023 Gondwanaland meets climate change. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
5024 Hi, what you been doing? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5025 Weird, I’m having deja vu. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5026 Excuse me. Do you have a minute to talk about climate change? 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
5027 I know I am made of 70% of water, but I have eaten too much junks. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5028 And a new species was born 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5029 Man, the Upper Midwest has changed 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5030 I have a vitamin deficiency. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5031 Now I understand what happened to my beachfront property! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5032 Ice to meet you. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5033 I prefer Grey Poupon but any grainy mustard will do. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
5034 Now I'm really lost. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5035 I sent you away only to have you back in a state of diminishing returns. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5036 The evolution of meaninglessness. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5037 I beg your pardon. You'll have to move, you're blocking my view! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5038 This global warming is a bear. Want a coconut? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5039 You think they let you down? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5040 Hey buddy, you got any wi-fi over there? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5041 Mr. Cocoa Cola I think that you floated out of the commercial shoot. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
5042 Just remain mindful, Jason. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
5043 If it's any consolation, we'll probably be gone too, soon enough. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
5044 I love you, just the way you look tonight. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5045 Let's trade - ice for shade. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5046 Are you supposed to be a polar bear or a short-tailed opossum? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5047 I'll paddle if you promise not to eat me. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5048 I am not Noah but someone will come along to save us both.Or not! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5049 Is that you mom 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
5050 You forgot the coffee order again, didn't you! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5051 You needed to turn left at Albuquerque 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
5052 You wouldn't devour a fellow endangered species now, would you? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5053 No! My message said "send ice, can't bear the heat"! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5054 That’s nothing. The other day, one the size of Connecticut floated by. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5055 My invitation was for yesterday. There's nothing left for you. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5056 I was hoping for an Eskimo Pie. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5057 Let’s pray to god he’s got a Coca-Cola with him. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5058 I could barely take my eyes off the floating ice. The creature looks far from home, what have we done? Global warming 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5059 Sorry, I thought they had told you the tree was fake. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5060 Weather got you down? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5061 So, that's what it means to go with the floe? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5062 Sorry, I asked for sparkling? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
5063 I see we're going to be on the same boat. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5064 Can I get a lift? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5065 Are you here for the Waterworld 2 casting? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
5066 Who's worse? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5067 I'm so ready for a piña colada. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5068 Boy has Antarctica changed 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5069 Great, another tiny Island for luxurious vacations 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5070 Hi mate looked like we're both screwed 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5071 One of us is going to be lunch 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5072 No, I don't have any Coca-Cola. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5073 You planned it! I didn't. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5074 As you can see, I am all skin and bones. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
5075 Finally! I have the chance for getting cold feet! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5076 I'm glad you're back, Wilson, but you seem changed. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5077 Well, this makes snow-birding way easier 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5078 This is too cold to be true 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5079 No strings attached" 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5080 Thanks, but I don´t eat fish bones either. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5081 Hot today, isn't it, sir 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5082 Hey, buddy, got room for a guy with a fish? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5083 Any chance of a push? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5084 Any chance you stopped by Sacramento on the way down here? Assuming it still exists. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5085 How much can a polar bear, you’ve come a long way for lunch 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5086 Wanna swap? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5087 Congratulations, you give new meaning to go with the floe. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5088 So close …. so far, and let’s keep it that way.” 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5089 You’re just a chip off the cold block! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5090 Any news from the mainland? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5091 Nice Floet. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5092 Far from home. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5093 Your flight got cancelled, too? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5094 They say you get used to it. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5095 What were your top five albums? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5096 Definition of shrinkage 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5097 Quarantine?” “No. Global warming. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5098 I assume you ate the Inuit grandmother on the way? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5099 Sorry, fella, no more Arctic charr. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5100 Too bad about the Coke contract. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5101 Look on the bright side...there aren't any polar bear hunters around here. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5102 Oh, are you going extinct too ? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5103 Palm tree, right ahead! Hard a-starboard 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5104 Well if we wanna feature on #shittynewyorkercartooncaptions I guess we should just get it on . Whaddya say big boy ? “ 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5105 We both got cancelled. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5106 So it IS REAL 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5107 So, you want to try a 'Life of Pi' kind of deal? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5108 PC MASTER RACE!! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
5109 Trying to get away too, huh? Republican or Democrat? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5110 You just proved my Polar Wandering Shipwreck Theory, Mate 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
5111 Yeah, and if you had earned learned how to swim... 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
5112 So, what did you do? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
5113 Two flavors of melting! 1.1798 0.03769 89 77 10 2
5114 I'm sick of cold lunchmeat. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5115 Cogito ergo Sum! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5116 Oh my ! Those scientists talking about global cooling were right. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
5117 Don't worry. The politicians will save us. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5118 Sure, I guess one day we can switch. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5119 as you can see, my diet is rich in fruit and vegetables 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5120 I'm seeing two bears, guess being stuck on this island has given my bipolar disorder" 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5121 I heard they’re having some ‘serious discussions’ about a ‘resolute plan of action’ so we should be saved any day now. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5122 Hi, I got your bottle, I'll be your uber driver. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5123 Hey,we're both stranded and starving so let's work out a deal. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5124 Do not come closer than 6-feet 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5125 Wow, word of a great fishing spot really gets around quickly! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5126 Life's a beach." "Naw, it's a bear. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5127 It' further than you think to the North Pole ! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5128 We're going to be on my turf, now. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5129 Tell me you didn't forget the sunblock! 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5130 Bet you a Dollar, you will be under water before I am. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5131 Sorry, the restaurant is closed today. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5132 Not exactly two by two . . . 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5133 How many salmons does it take to do a 6 feet distance? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5134 What’s your excuse? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5135 Dude I was saving those fish 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5136 Can I polar you a sandwich ? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5137 It would be mutually beneficial to figure out this whole melting ice caps thing. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5138 We weren’t supposed to meet like this. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5139 It's a small world, isn't it? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5140 How about you come over to my place tonight and if your's is still there we can do your place tomorrow? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5141 Don’t suppose you’re hungry. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5142 Sorry, pal, but your only hope of making it to shore is if I eat you and swim there. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5143 You should have let me know you were coming for dinner! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5144 You can't depend on the weather. One minute you are roasting and the next minute you will be freezing! 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
5145 My apologies, but this is sort of 'invitation only' " 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5146 You might want to consider a real estate upgrade. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
5147 So why are we here? Uh! It's complicated.. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5148 Welcome to the land of opportunity. We'll build back better. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5149 I’m afraid we’ve come full circle 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5150 What did you bring? I just brought these stupid records. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
5151 I can put you on the waiting list ,but we're booked right through the tourist season. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5152 Now THAT will make a nice meal! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5153 Yeah, it’s that bad. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5154 At least they'll believe ME! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5155 Your zoo went under water some time ago. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5156 It's not my fault you're... Oh wait... 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5157 Thanks for bringing the ice for cocktail hour. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5158 You must be the new guy on the block 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5159 Was it Climate Change or the last election for you? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5160 Another polar bear? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5161 Trout fishing in America post pandemic and climate change crisis 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5162 Hey there, I wasn’t expecting you this soon. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5163 Oh well, I guess it's just you and me 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5164 Oh yes, it is indeed a grass. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
5165 At last, we meet! 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
5166 Do you enjoy long walks on the beach? 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
5167 Sorry but it's all ROADS, not all floes. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
5168 « Just remember. I.m Indiginous ». 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
5169 It’s OK. It’s not your fault, but my message clearly said send b-e-e-r. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
5170 No, this is all wrong. I ordered the vegetarian plate. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
5171 If you'll catch fish for us, I'll sin and debone them. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5172 hmmmm. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5173 It’s all about outsider trading. Palm leaf cannabis sickles, anyone? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5174 I heard if you refer to it as a 'crisis', they'll take the rescue mission more seriously. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5175 Climate change has left us all stranded. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5176 Next time, remember there's a sea in 'Arctic'. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5177 so, what we really need is a blender? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5178 What I would do for some gin and a martini shaker. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5179 Now we are on the same page. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5180 I knew you would float by more sooner then later 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5181 touché 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5182 ...if I let you eat me, we'd be square, right? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5183 Is it winter or summer where you are? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5184 Can I join you in your climate change raft? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5185 Think you've got it bad? My condo was right under you! 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
5186 Are you a pescatarian? The fish is really excellent here. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
5187 Yo, you got a Coca-Cola I can drink? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5188 When your iceberg melts,want to come over to my place for sushi? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5189 Hi there! Where did you come from? 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
5190 Iced coconut water? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5191 It takes more than a bear to break the ice. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
5192 If only I had flown coach,we wouldn't be here. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
5193 Just keeping looking cuddly ... another 30 seconds 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5194 Sorry, no ringed seal here. Man, you look hungry. Hope you like cocoanuts. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5195 Island life isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, is it? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5196 It was at this point that Jonathan realized he should have taken the advice of his horoscope 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5197 I know that floating feeling. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5198 Can I Catch a Ride ? . 🌹 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
5199 I'm all they could spare. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5200 You're telling me the ice is melting! This used to be Amelia Island. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5201 ‘No! You’re screwed!’ 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5202 You're not from around here, are you? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5203 Pescatarian, perchance? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5204 ''Given the weather,I will be your best friend within one week!'' 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5205 I've come for the rent. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5206 Finally, I believe global warming is real!! I’m a denier no more! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5207 It’s unbearable here, too 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
5208 Just keep going south until you see penguins. You’ll fit right in. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5209 No I am not causing global warming,I am just stuck on this island. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5210 Don't blame me. I voted against global warming. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
5211 You looking for Atlantis too? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5212 This is the start of a beautiful friendship. Or not. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5213 Both of us need another island,mine will melt ,yours will drown 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5214 Finally, a decent restaurant 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5215 I will help you my friend, few believe it, but Climate Change has pushed us closer together. 1.1765 0.04415 68 58 9 1
5216 Spare a little Ice Water for 'fellow' stranded? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5217 I knew hipsters would move in here eventually. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5218 So you think we could be friends!? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5219 Plus ça change. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5220 You think you got problems? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5221 Sorry, I have no food to share with you either. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
5222 Don't worry, I will be up in the tree when the sharks come. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
5223 Keep going till you hit the Americas, make a sharp left, then just straight, straight, strait, strait. You can't miss it. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
5224 Looks tasty 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5225 Mobile ain't all it's cracked up to be. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5226 You’ve come pretty far, bear! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
5227 I just wanted to borrow "The Iceman Cometh" from the library. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5228 I’m all for depolarization, but this is a bit much. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5229 you can hop on this ice but I can't guarantee how far we'll get 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5230 Not interested, thanks 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5231 This is just the tip of the continent. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
5232 how much is YOUR rent? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5233 I wonder what Vegas would lay the odds on this one? . 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5234 By any chance do you have any Coca-Cola? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5235 Between drowning and a polar place 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5236 Hot enuff for ya? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5237 Oh no, he’s the reason I’ll die 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5238 this is not what i meant by social distancing… 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
5239 He’s supposed to send a rowboat or a helicopter. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5240 Care for some sunscreen? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5241 grin and bear it is what I say 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5242 Are you warming up to me now? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5243 Oh, this is warm encounter! 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
5244 I've smoked joints with Smokey the Bear if that' breaks any ice. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5245 Want to borrow my sun lotion? IT IS 50. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5246 You wouldn't be the bear I adopted through the WWF?" 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
5247 Nice cruise ship you have. Can I be a passenger? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5248 Parlez-vous Français ?” “Mein Gott, nein! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5249 The summit of Everest hasn’t seen this much snow in years 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5250 I know there is a chip shortage but this is getting ridiculous. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
5251 OK, but understand that we are all in this together! 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
5252 ‚Do you want company?‘ 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
5253 Its getting hot, wanna switch places boo bear? 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
5254 Hold me.” “What?” “Hold me. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5255 What book did you bring to your lonely island? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5256 I’m as lost as you are 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
5257 You can come take a look but I assure you there's no food over here. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5258 Guess I'm your last meal. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5259 I know what you mean, man. This island used to stretch for miles with condos. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5260 Maybe global warming isn't the best topic for an icebreaker. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5261 „While you are still up there, could you show me some tricks? Stand up on your back feet maybe🍿“ 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5262 Welp, Amazon is delivering from space now. Split some toilet paper? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5263 It wasn’t worth it. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5264 No. I’ll wait for the next one. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
5265 A kiwi friend reconnects with the New Yorker friend 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5266 Wow, so it’s true that opposites attract. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5267 Can you tread water? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
5268 I couldn’t bear ice-olation either. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
5269 Must be climate change. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5270 Until climate change, I looked like you! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5271 When they said my lifestyle would catch up to me, I didn’t think it would be so literal. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5272 You get cancelled too? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5273 My GPS says 5 seconds by swim. One second by jump. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5274 Welcome to Florida several years after climate change. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5275 Let's trade places. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5276 Brings new meraning to 'its a small world.'" 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5277 Sorry to disappoint you, but there really aren't enough fish around here to support the two of us. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5278 Sorry about climate change. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5279 Al, who had been wanting a cold drink for months, began to scheme. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5280 So, do you want to be yin or yang? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5281 Last Remnants of Supercontinent Pangea 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5282 Serves me right for praying to make my situation more bearable. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5283 Hey, big guy, can I hitch a ride to Montauk? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5284 Are you double vaccinated? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
5285 Yeah , I know .......it's unbearable " 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5286 Do I get to choose WHICH arm and leg? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5287 I'm waiting to get the over-under on this! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5288 It looks like we’ll both be swimming by noon 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5289 I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed those fish. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5290 It's a bit selfish that you won't share you ice with me. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5291 Wilson? You've grown. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5292 My favorite book is On the Beach. What's yours? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5293 You are real right?” they asked each other. Climate change asked the same of itself 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5294 But are you vaccinated? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5295 Welcome to Italy! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5296 you look thirsty 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5297 Polar Bear: You too, huh? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5298 I can accept global warming, but I'll never get used to having polar bears as pets! 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
5299 Only one of us could’ve done something about it 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5300 ss Who you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5301 Whaddya mean you’ve got no fish? 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
5302 At least my friends in the mainland are helping to get me good food. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5303 I don't think your on board navigation system is working 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5304 I guess it's true what they say: no one's safe from climate change. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5305 Note found in bottle: “Lonely M looking to chill with chubby bear; loves lazy barefoot romps around palmy beach, coconut-rolled sashimi dinners by moonlight; open to diversity; water sports a plus. Contact 17.72° S 148.44° W. Always here.” 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5306 I'm not sure if my island has drifted north, 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5307 Now don't go raising the sea level melting your ice floe here. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5308 What a coincidence, I was just listening to Flo Rida’s “Right Round” for the 3,789th time… 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5309 Miami sure has changed! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5310 Are you beta testing the new Arctic cruise line? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5311 Yes, this WAS Hawaii. Now do you believe in global warming? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5312 Welcome to the tropics. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5313 You ate the pizza again, didn't you? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5314 You're not fooling anybody with that Robinson Crusoe act, you know. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5315 hey mate are u isolating too? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5316 This is because I didn't buy that Prius, isn't it? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5317 My wife wanted to stop and ask for directions, so I decided to go my separate way. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5318 The Earth: Please bear with me 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5319 Who'd a thunk it ? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5320 I'm thinking that my wish to escape this un-bearable climate might have gotten misinterpreted. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5321 Climate change is worse than I expected 1.1728 0.03639 81 68 13 0
5322 A rising tide sinks all boats! 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
5323 They each couldn't believe their luck. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
5324 Well, I guess it’s just you and me left, sorry about that! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
5325 Well,well, my fuzzy white friend. I see the fates have contrived to bring us together again. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
5326 Close next week. Cash. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
5327 Displaced by climate change or Capitalism? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
5328 Please keep 6 feet apart 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
5329 Oh Hey! Have you seen my volley ball? His name is Wilson 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
5330 I petitioned Council for a stop sign but haven't heard back yet 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5331 That human looks rather skinny, but with this global warming problem, I shouldn't be so picky. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
5332 Antarctica won’t be the same without you. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5333 There's not enough room for two drifters here. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5334 No mystery here…..WE dunnit! 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
5335 if we reconnect will you promise not to kill me and melt everything I love? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
5336 Pardon me, do you have the time? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5337 Crap. I hope he’s vaccinated. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5338 Wrong turn buddy 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
5339 The coast guard surely changed a lot since I've been out here. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5340 Well, aren't you a long way from home! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5341 Go with the floe. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5342 Trade you places. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5343 So climate change is NOT for the birds... 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5344 Could you float over there for a while? I feel bad enough. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5345 Man did this, so go ahead and eat me 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5346 are you the only one left too? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5347 - You got a time out, too? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5348 Please tell me your desert island movie is The Polar Express 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5349 Mmmmm prepackaged island food, how exotic! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5350 '"I had a dog named Bear." 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5351 One of us will feel very silly when we figure out where we are. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5352 Oceanic 815?" 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5353 Did you bring me a Polar Soda? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5354 I’ll trade you a can of Coke for a couple cubes of ice. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5355 You’re not lost, this is the “new” North Pole. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
5356 I won't trouble you and borrow some ice. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5357 You should have turned right at Weddlle Sea 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5358 I know. You just go with the floe. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5359 I know what you mean. This is all that's left of Miami Beach. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5360 I see what happens these days when you just go with the floe! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5361 Bear: "I have patience, no rush. Rest up well my friend" 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5362 Are you my ride share? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5363 You call yourself a bear? Who drew you anyway? Bear: "Look behind you, stupid." 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5364 How I wish you were here." (Listening to Pink Floyd 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5365 I see you’ve eaten all the coconuts”. Man “How come you speak English? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5366 Things aren't always greener. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5367 Make Antarctica Cold AGAIN 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5368 Is that all that’s left of Antarctica? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5369 How do you bear it? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5370 Yes, but how do you feel about the 2021 Olympics? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5371 I saw your flare and came as fast as I can 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
5372 the whole planet is a zoo now! Have you seen the manager? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5373 We meet again. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5374 This is what you call situations beyond our control. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5375 The analogy of the melting island would have had sufficed, but thanks for the predator with the puppy eyes. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5376 At least yours isn't a rental. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5377 I guess the rest of your relatives went to that big Klondike Bar in the sky? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5378 Is it the change of season so soon? 1.1711 0.03694 76 64 12 0
5379 You didn't bring a book either? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5380 Beat it,Buster. I don’t have any winter clothing 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5381 Mind if I join yo 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5382 When I was first marooned here, the Arctic Ocean was covered in ice. But now I think you are on the last piece. 1.1711 0.04141 76 65 10 1
5383 Man on the island to himself : “Let’s hope he’s not like Rose!” 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5384 : "Seal sighting, just south of here." 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5385 Spelling matter - Ice bear / beer delivery 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5386 Ha! Climate Change is a Hoax?! I can't wait until I see Uncle Bob this Thanksgings! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5387 I’ve heard the coral reef is nice, right? Right?! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5388 Nanook & Peter, Hinge thinks you two should meet. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5389 Guess I'll make one final donation to save the polar bears. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5390 What a gwan here, bear! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5391 You’re dreaming, no you ar 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5392 Bad signs 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5393 Wow !Global warming is even worse then I ever thought . 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
5394 There's only one 's' 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5395 No hop-ons allowed 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
5396 Bring a couple of cocoanuts, you are welcome to join the cruise friend. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
5397 AGH! I said I wanted SOLAR power!!! 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
5398 Okay, don't look so sad. Come on over, we can be stranded together. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
5399 Keep going south, past the equator, and you will hit another cold zone. 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
5400 I can't bear us drifting apart. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
5401 Don't suppose you're a fan of coconuts? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5402 The globe’s a little warm these days huh? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5403 Lol! I hear you...the end is near. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5404 The fishing's pretty good, but no seals or scurrying mammals. Just me. Why do you ask? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5405 Titanic, you say? Well, this is awkward." 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5406 Did you ask what there was to eat? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5407 Look man, I really wish we can postpone the talk about tonight’s dinner like what you guys did for climate change, but I’m afraid we’re running out of time. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5408 I’m getting some major Lost season one vibes, amirite? 1.1695 0.04620 59 51 7 1
5409 Hey, thanks for breaking the ice. I’m Pete, actually a bit of a loner. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5410 I guess opposites really do attract. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5411 True, we caused this. But can't you see I'm the one in trouble here? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5412 You think you're lonely. 1.1692 0.04423 65 56 8 1
5413 I would have been happy with a scotch, straight up! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5414 No, I wasn't shipwrecked. I denied global warming, the effectiveness of the Covid vaccine, and the 2020 election results. Now I'm King of the United State of Doug. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5415 GLOBAL WARMING'S REVENGE SHRUNK THE PLANET 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5416 I guess this is a real global warming ‘meet cute’. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5417 Who would’ve guessed it. Global warming might kill me! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5418 Looks like we should both be kicking our heals together 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5419 At least yours has an air conditioner. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5420 Yes, knowing how to fish is a plus, but how are you at tree climbing? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5421 Is this some kind of a joke? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5422 Global Housewarming Gifts 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5423 Let's face it, we're polar opposites. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5424 It’s a cellphone tower and I’m radioactive. So I wouldn’t eat me, if I were you. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5425 You’ll like it. It’s a quiet neighborhood. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5426 Hope you like seafood 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5427 This island is not big enough for the two of us. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5428 I'm afraid I'm not floating anywhere. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5429 Hey, aren't you that writer that said he was going to stay on a deserted island until there's actually proof that global warming is real? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5430 We are both in the same island 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5431 So, climate change isn't real. Nothing to see here, keep moving 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5432 Pick up a couple bags of ice next time around. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5433 I’m hungry enough to eat a whole bear! Oh, didn’t see you there. I’m actually on a palm tree only diet. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5434 i still don’t understand what’s the big deal. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5435 Got any ice? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5436 Pick up for Sizzles the Bear? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5437 G’Day! 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5438 Does your name happen to be Klondike? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5439 Well, you really make my day! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5440 At least I have a tree. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5441 Believe me…I hate this climate change thing as much as you do. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5442 This is not what I prayed for! But let's make lemonade when life gives you a lemon. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5443 Athough unlikely, I may be rescued. However.... 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5444 I thought I’d be happier when the left and right came together. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5445 …All which is to say, this global warming is some seriously messed up shit. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5446 Man to Polar Bear “Ok, you win” 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5447 Sorry, no Coca-Cola here bud, only Coca-Nuts 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5448 Things aren’t any better over here 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5449 No _____ is an island. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5450 When North is melting, we are all losing our bearings 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5451 Fruition. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5452 How about a little sing along before you eat? Do you know Dylan's The Times They are a Changing? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
5453 You'd better get over here before that thing melts. You don't bite, do you? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5454 So much for hope floats. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
5455 You’re not lost. This is the Anchorage! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5456 Wait a minute! Did the ice caps melt? Or has the rest of the Caribbean gone under 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5457 I know its getting smaller but we can't share MY island. Sail on! 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
5458 A quick hello and then it’s sink or swim! 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5459 Where is global warming when you need it? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
5460 You think you're the only one worried about rising sea levels? 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5461 Welcome to Venice! 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5462 Finally! I am so sick of trying to suck myself off. 1.1687 0.05639 83 74 4 5
5463 I can’t even remember how to make an igloo. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
5464 I thought it felt warmer. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
5465 Bezos didn’t respond to your email either huh? 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
5466 ok wow lol 1.1687 0.05372 83 73 6 4
5467 do ym Do you have a visa? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
5468 Wanna swap locations for awhile. I'm tired of ice fishing. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
5469 'sounds about white' 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
5470 Ice, mice! What we really need is rum. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
5471 Don't get any ideas." 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
5472 Welcome to “Gilligan’s Island.” How was you trip 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5473 This Global Warming is getting out of hand! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5474 The Arctic makes its way to the Equator, where Henry the Island Hermit meets his first Polar Bear. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5475 Tell me about it. This is what's left of Australia. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5476 Your place or mine? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5477 Perhaps you could try to better bottle your messaging ? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5478 Uber Eats is arriving any minute. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
5479 Due to climate change, we're both endangered now! 1.1667 0.03611 78 66 12 0
5480 Who's is bigger, mine or yours? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5481 What's it all about, Alfie? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5482 Don't worry, the climate deniers have sunk already. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5483 Been lost for very long? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
5484 I dunno,whattayou feel like having for dinner tonight? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5485 That's a world record and you've got a witness. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5486 Swapsies? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5487 You think my days are limited? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5488 No, that's not possible. We have to accept that we are the last ones 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5489 North meets south. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5490 Go away! I'm still not prepared to become a victim of global warming. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5491 OK, you can come onto the island with two conditions. One, you don't eat me, and two, we agree to disagree that climate change is a real thing. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5492 So which albums did you bring? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5493 You must get great mileage. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5494 Have you tried resetting your GPS? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5495 There was supposed to be a case of beer with that. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5496 A well functioning GPS would be beneficial in these kinds of situations. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5497 I ordered pizza 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5498 My first wish was for the Polar Express. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5499 I feel for you , buddy 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5500 Did you bring my Sgt. Pepper album? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5501 Great, now there are 2 mouths to feed. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5502 I like to think of mine as a stationary RV 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5503 I guess we should probably wear masks. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5504 Is this the pinnacle of global warming? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5505 2026 Biden-Putin summit in London is off to a tense but promising start. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5506 Jump quick before your ice floe melts. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5507 Which way, Greenland? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5508 Dear Lord, I prayed for a cold beer! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
5509 Don't hold your breath. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5510 Even my mortgage is underwater 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5511 Welcome. I hope we are not polar opposites. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5512 Sucks right?! This is what's left of Tucson Arizona. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5513 A change from arctic to tropical diet will certainly help you lose some weight here. At least one benefit of the climate change. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
5514 Hey man, wanna compare mix tapes? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5515 So what you're saying is, I'm better of here? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5516 I see you finished the marshmallows during the snowstorm." 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5517 Bear's Waldo. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5518 Ya? Well, this is all that's left of Hawaii. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5519 Lord, "to eat" ....I wanted to do the eating 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5520 I’d always wanted to retire in Florida. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5521 Yeah, we’ll this island used to be the size of Cuba before the sea level rose. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5522 We meet again Arturo... 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5523 Come over here. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5524 Hey buddy, did you bring me a Coke? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5525 This is not sustainable housing.. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5526 i feel you, brah! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5527 a bite of shadow perhaps mate? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
5528 Just bear with me... I'm telling you: coconut icy is a thing now. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5529 Paradise Lost & Found 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5530 Told you it wouldn’t take me long to get here. You owe me $20. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5531 Are you divorced too? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5532 I guess we were both left behind 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5533 You’re depressed and have lost your appetite, haven’t you? 1.1667 0.04868 66 58 6 2
5534 Hey at least potatoes are back at Taco Bell 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5535 Welcome ... but the heat here is unbearable.... 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5536 Florida man… 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5537 ‘maybe we can work something out.’ 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5538 Do you like coconuts? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5539 Do you have the time? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5540 What’s your handle on Gettr? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5541 I feel the same way. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5542 Difference between you and me? You are guilty while l'm not. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5543 Polar bear: “Please ! not another icebreaker” 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5544 Sorry, no room here. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
5545 Okay, and then there is that… 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
5546 Nice to meet you, would you like some coconut water? 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5547 , “Climate change : Bringing us closer!” 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5548 I was trying to escape the reality and not face it... 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5549 So far, yet so close! 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
5550 Size does matter 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5551 Do you know how to get to Bermuda from here? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5552 Look at it this way -what else would you be doing? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5553 I'll be honest, I was hoping you were a beautiful Eskimo in a fury white jacket. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5554 Now remember, unlimited text and calling, with a free phone 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5555 ‘Okay! So now I know not to use a phone to order a cold beer.” 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5556 I’m still looking for the hidden immunity idol. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5557 Race to the bottom? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5558 Well, that's 'inconvenient' 1.1646 0.04000 79 68 10 1
5559 I ordered a root beer float, not a roost bear float. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5560 When you come back, can you bring a six-pack of IPA? 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
5561 Given my circumstances, I would have preferred a grown-up Goldilocks!” 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5562 I don't use an anti-coronavirus mask, and you? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5563 I suspect you are here to solicit for the Climate Change Defense Fund? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
5564 That's so funny, I almost chose Brideshead Revisited as mine! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5565 Not as good as an Uber but it will have to do 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
5566 Miami Beach. Fort Lauderdale is thataway. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
5567 I think we should begin by drawing up a peace treaty. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
5568 My travel agent said my package came with meals. At least you get ice for your drinks. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
5569 Don't worry, Butch. The Arctic Ocean is right around the bend. You'll be home in no time. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
5570 Define 'Unlucky' 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
5571 It’s only an island between us. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5572 Cheers to homelessness! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5573 Why didn't I take swimming lessons? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5574 Gosh it must be nice & cool to be on that ice floe even with the risk of being eaten 1.1644 0.04144 73 63 9 1
5575 Sorry, no, this isn't the South Pole. I'm afraid you missed the right turn at Cape Horn. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5576 Is your island styrofoam? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5577 You told us… 1.1644 0.02400 73 65 7 1
5578 Yep~ there's no more filet of sole, or coconut-cilantro sauce to go with it either, dang it! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5579 Where's Tom Hanks? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5580 Got lettuce? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5581 I bear-ly survived in this island. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5582 I don't suppose you have any bottles of coke left over from 2012? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5583 When I said I’d want “something on Antarctica” if I was trapped on a desert island, I was talking about a book. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5584 Have some ice for my frozen margarita? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5585 How do you get to the other side ? What ?? You’re already ON THE OTHER SIDE 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5586 The center for polar bears recommends 6 sheets of ice as a safe distance 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5587 Have you noticed that it’s been getting a bit warmer lately? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5588 Mind if we share? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5589 So climate change got you too? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5590 It's allot warmer here, you might like it." 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5591 So you'll make her birthday party next year.... 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5592 Fine. Laugh all you want. But soon you'll be swimming and I'll still be standing here. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5593 Sail on by and I will give you directions to Miami Beach. Yumm! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5594 You might say we are polar opposites.” Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, N 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5595 Ever worry about us? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5596 Yep, keep on going just a little bit further!" 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5597 Did you bring more fish? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5598 So I guess you must be my polar opposite? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5599 AND I WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK THAT BUYING THAT ELECTRIC CAR WOULD TAKE CARE OF ALL THIS 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5600 N.I.M.B.Y. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5601 This proves the arctic is a desert 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5602 Are you edible? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5603 Quit complaining, you’re doesn’t melt! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5604 Do you have a Coca Cola? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5605 we aren't so different you and I 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5606 You forgot your crypto wallet password didn’t you? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5607 Have you checked the weather lately 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5608 Whoa that’s some strong current. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5609 Melting odds 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5610 I told you climate change was real 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5611 Looking for some cool? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5612 Welcome to the Island of Manhattan! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5613 What are you complaining about? At least you have ice for your drinks. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5614 You floed all the way from the North Pole? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5615 Is climate change still paused? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5616 Don’t leave. I may not be a penguin but I’m certainly better read. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5617 This is not what I meant when I asked to send the bear necessities 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5618 Your GPS steered you wrong too? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5619 Hey polar dude... I'm pretty sure you were supposed to hang a left and not a right at the Northwest Passage.... 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5620 Hi. I’m Waldo. I know people are looking for me, but I’m beginning to lose hope. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5621 Since we don't have masks,I'm afraid we're going to have to maintain a six-foot distance. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5622 Mother Nature’s Diner: Seasonal menu for one. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5623 Your kind made a wasteland of it ages ago. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
5624 My therapist says it could be a good time to reinvent myself. What do you think about the name tropical bear? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5625 I came out here for a reason. Do NOT mention anything about my car warranty being about to expire. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5626 Welcome to Anachronism Island,Mr. Polar Bear. I trust your trip was pleasant. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5627 Sir, do you have any ice I can borrow? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5628 Finally—someone to snuggle,” each thought 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
5629 A polar bear in the tropics? Didn't I see you in "Lost"? 1.1625 0.03955 80 69 10 1
5630 If I’ve told you once I’ve told you twice I don’t want another season! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5631 Yeah, I know a victim of climate change 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
5632 Are you here because of global warming, or from Covid in the air, if you get my drift? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5633 And you say this warming is now global? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5634 Hey bare, hence proved "the opposites attracts" ..thanks man but you're late!! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5635 As the last man on earth, Becki will now date me! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5636 ‘You sure you didn’t see an empty one over there?’ 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5637 There's no way to make this funny; it's just sad. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5638 I’ll trade a piña colada for some ice. 1.1622 0.04094 74 64 9 1
5639 My bad. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
5640 Any idea what the forecast is for tomorrow? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5641 ["too soon?" feggo] 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5642 You just missed the seafood boil. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
5643 Nice beard. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5644 'Well, OK, but I get the ocean view.' 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5645 This drawing is best without comment. A caption,even the most clever,would do nothing but diminish its tragicomical essence. Thank you to Mr. Galindo. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5646 Huh! The President of the Arctic said palm trees were a myth. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5647 Guess we’re in the same boa - never mind. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5648 So this is what is left of us! Huh. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5649 „Please be careful! When we collide, we lose everything“ 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5650 Hot, isn’t it? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5651 A few tips since you are new here. First, find food sources. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5652 You wouldn't believe how much gas it took to get here 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5653 Liberal agenda, amiright? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5654 I thought I’d get away for the weekend 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5655 I lost my oar. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5656 I couldn’t bear to be without you… 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5657 You're vegetarian, right? Right...? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5658 Happy to loan you some sunscreen while you’re here. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5659 The under - over?" "The last I heard, the Vegas line was that I win if you go under because your ice melted before I go under because the ocean rose! And, you win if vice-versa 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5660 Welcome to the Maldiv... uhh.. the Maldive! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5661 It’s about time you got here. I’m so over heated with is themp 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5662 Hey mate! Do you want to take your coat off? Is getting warmer! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5663 Despite these times of polarization, we must realize we have a lot more in common than we thought. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
5664 You wouldn’t have a tofu burger there with you, would you? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5665 What three items did you bring with you? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5666 Is your hometown also melting? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5667 You must be famished 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5668 When your man wants to meet you so badly that destroys your home so you have to go over to his for a bite to eat 😍 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5669 ‘ if you help me, I promise to help you’ 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5670 Brutal story, Yann! So, the hyena was the cook, the zebra was the sailor, and the orangutan was Pi's mother? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5671 Is this the polarization they're talking about? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5672 Sorry buddy, but I think the Penguin was lying to you. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5673 And your name is? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5674 And I looked, and behold a pale bear: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him... 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5675 You don’t happen to have any matches do you?” 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5676 Before you come ashore...please be aware that our seasonal menu has changed. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5677 Hello, don't you know when the climate change should start? 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
5678 You seeing Jeff’s rocket right now? 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
5679 You, too?” Credit: Levi, age 1 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5680 ‘You shouldn’t be out here…’ 1.1613 0.04904 93 82 7 4
5681 You new here? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5682 Let me guess…you went on the timeshare tour too?! 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
5683 We were destined to meet this way. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
5684 The climate change makes strange bedfellows. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
5685 What song would you take to a desert island?” - “ “Eisbär” by Grauzone 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
5686 I’m from the Newfound area. How about you? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5687 shit's getting real" 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5688 Sorry, I just ran out of fish 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5689 Better get yourself a "Wilson." 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
5690 This is not the woods your looking for! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5691 Can I borrow your shirt? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5692 Can I invite you to lunch? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5693 It isn't a fit evironment for man nor beast. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5694 I don't suppose you brought ice cream? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5695 I call it the San Francisco office. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5696 FedEx stops here 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5697 Yeah. This used to be Miami Beach 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5698 So,how do you think the Padres will do this week? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5699 And never the Twain shall meet? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5700 I think living together will have too many risks 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5701 If it makes any difference, yes, I've been in denial most of my life, but never with regard to climate change. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5702 Bare market? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5703 Did the oil company send you? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5704 This isn’t the ‘Polar Express’ I was imagining 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
5705 Before I let you ashore, do you have knowledge of any of the following rumors: man-made climate change, wildlife refuge oil drilling, acid rain, circuses, zoos, log cabin rug fads, taxidermists, or black markets for hides, teeth, and/or claws? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5706 At least you starred in an Oscar winning movie. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5707 And that's how I met you're mother. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5708 Fancy a coconut? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5709 Thank god you brought the ice for the gin and tonic. 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
5710 The meeting of human errors 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5711 Took you long enough. I came alone like you asked. You got the Klondike? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5712 Did you bring your mask? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5713 But do you have any rum? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5714 This is my tragedy, get your own 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5715 God had answered his prayers, but sarcastically. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5716 Which one of us is supper? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5717 So you floated down to the Caribbean from Greenland is what you're saying... 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5718 mmmmm- wonder what's for dinner? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5719 I’m a pescetarian. You? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5720 So you're who is responsible for the rising sea level! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5721 Global warming? No, this is just the tip of Tahiti. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5722 Sorry, my island is shrinking too. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5723 ‘Whatever, I guess this challenge is on.’ 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5724 I’m on your side, bro. You’ve gotta believe me. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
5725 Oh great a furry! Hopefully they'll buy my zine, even if it is autobio. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5726 So climate change is real? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5727 We are closer than ever…to the end! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5728 Do you know of a good barber in this area? I need a summer cut. I was just about to ask you the same thing. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5729 How does it feel? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5730 do you have any sugar I can borrow or is it only sand? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5731 -Wasn’t quite what I was thinking when I said I wanted to move away to a tropical island. -You’re tellin’ me. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
5732 Sorry, Breezly, but that's what happens when you get too old. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5733 Helen, darling, come quick! A displaced panda is coming ashore! Ha ha, I’m kidding, of course. It’s just me on this island and I know you’re a polar bear. Please enjoy destroying my body. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5734 So now do you believe in climate change? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5735 I was thinking of going a little South this winter but this is ridiculous 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5736 Life is so unfair. Your ice floe is bigger than my deserted island. By the way,do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5737 Good thing we both drive on the left! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5738 Fancy making a new continent? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5739 It’s the final countdown 🎶 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5740 atleast yours moves 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5741 Dude, we’re both endangered! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5742 I wish it hadn’t come to this. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5743 I thought..................it would be me. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
5744 Two solitary souls find love on nearby islands! Their offspring will be bearly human. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5745 Doctor Livingstone I presume 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5746 It appears I have found my bearings again. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5747 Long time, no see 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5748 No need to stop. If anybody asks, I'll tell them to redirect your mail from the Arctic to the Antarctica address. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
5749 I'm sorry God. I don't know what I did exactly to deserve surviving that plane crash only to be eaten by a polar bear but I'm going to assume I masturbated too much. 1.1579 0.03997 76 66 9 1
5750 This is not the type of rescue I was asking for. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5751 Due to the results of climate warming, they pondered whether they lived on islands or continents. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5752 Quit complaining. At least you have the possibility of floating someplace where you can climb off that thing. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
5753 have you heard if Mitski has returned from hiatus? 1.1579 0.03907 95 83 10 2
5754 I’m sorry, it’ll never work, we’re polar opposites.” 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5755 It's that hallucination, 'Global Warming', back again. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5756 Don’t blame me. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5757 When you come back, I'll be easy to find. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5758 Palm trunk steaks are a great vegan option, really tasty! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5759 Working opposite schedules and engaging little more than polite nods in passing, they were the best roommate either would have. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5760 You may want to consider the next island . As you can see,the fishing (heh,heh) has not been very good here ! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5761 A polar bear near the Island- ‘Lost’? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5762 This is not bear necessities, the simple bear necessities, I had in mind 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5763 When two worlds collide 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
5764 did you also end up here because of taking many airplanes? 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
5765 I just had to get away from all the noise. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5766 Jules thought it couldn’t get any worse. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
5767 Maybe so, but at least flagging down a private jet would make you an ALIVE hypocrite. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
5768 I'll tell my friends to drive electric, if you promise not to eat me when you get here. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5769 Let me tie you to the tree, mate. You keep movin’ around, they’ll never find you. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5770 Yep, you're definitely lost. You missed that left hand turn at Tierra del Fuego. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5771 So, you brought up global warming. I was the last person to do that. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5772 The bottle that you just threw is the reason my ice block is so small. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5773 At least we are both in the best shape of our lives. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5774 Hey Buddy, A Little Help Here... 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5775 Need some ice with all that warm water? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5776 I was a global warming activist. Please don't eat me. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5777 Heading my way? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5778 Damn you, Al Gore! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5779 You turn into an ice cold bear when you’re hungry! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5780 Is it too much to hope you've gone vegan? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5781 Sure, but this used to be Florida. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5782 Are you cold? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5783 You and me both, buddy, you and me both. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5784 I’m optimistic by nature — but nature seems to be moving in the wrong direction for you. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5785 I’m afraid here it does matter if it’s black or white 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5786 Sure. Just turn left, then go straight for about 6,000 miles. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5787 Did you forget the gin and the tonic water to go with the ice? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5788 Far away so close 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5789 My summer vacation got even more exotic, a polar bear floating here with me! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5790 Yeah right! Then you get hungry and take a bite outta me. No dice. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5791 Hey,what movies did you bring? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5792 The timeshare sales presentation was surprisingly convincing. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5793 Oh wait, I didn't mean to bring up the subject of hunger. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5794 Don't suppose you've got a copy of Shakespeare on hand? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5795 SOWWY. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5796 Where are the Emperors and the Kings? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5797 You wanna switch? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5798 This is what you called polar opposite; we're not attracted to each other!! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5799 So, I guess we both liked climbing back in the days... 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5800 « I keep telling you: you want the Local, not the Express. « 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5801 We're about to live on iced pineapple smoothies forever- bet they never mentioned that cool fact about Pangaea. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5802 Ever hear of climate change? Looks like we are both in trouble. How far can you swim? 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5803 Did you come to rescue me? Come here, let me give you a bear hug! 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5804 If Greenland melts and Iceland floods, our subsequent alliance with the polar bears will surely bring climate change to heel. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5805 Let’s jump in on a count of three, and play Marco Polo till sunset. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5806 Thanks for the offer, but remember the scorpion and the frog. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
5807 I started out on an iceberg also 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5808 Got a light? 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5809 I know, but what can we do? Why don't you come over for dinner tonight? 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5810 No, I don't think it's just high tide. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
5811 Did you bring the tartar sauce?" 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5812 Wilson!!! # yummy 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5813 Is this the tiki bar? 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5814 When your bitter and alone and an actual iceberg manifests with a polar bear to boot . 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5815 Felt like our collective odds of survival would be better if I just ate all the fish” 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
5816 When that peices of ice will melt , we'll have to acclimatize you to a whole another habitat 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
5817 The grass is greener under you, my friend. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
5818 'No, climate change is a hoax! Why won't you believe me?" 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5819 Yup, it was definitely worth it. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5820 Finally, some food... 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
5821 I wish I could give you directions but I don't speak a word of Polish. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5822 Why don’t you hitch a ride and join me for lunch? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5823 Hi there, wanna be my buddy? Nom nom! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5824 Sorry... this island isn't big enough for the both of us. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5825 Did you happen to see a volleyball ? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5826 Don't look at me like that, you hungry looking bear, because I'm not the meal you were hoping for, and I'm not even the amuse bouche (assuming you speak France, which I seriously doubt) so just sail on by and look for a marooned rodent or gherkins 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5827 Float-thru human buffet. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5828 Alright, Barry, just remember, you know this island better than anybody. Don't let this guy push you around. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5829 Welcome to Tahiti! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5830 It's pretty warm here too. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5831 woah, looks like the earth got all its parts back together...cold hot chocolate anyone? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5832 Have you seen a volleyball around here with blood on it? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5833 Think you could spare just a little more ice? I like my whiskey on the rocks. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5834 Man “I’m loving this heat wave!” Bear “Shut up, Jim” 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5835 Ohhh left at the equator. I took a right. Ain’t that just the way. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5836 You must be the bearer of bad news I've been worried about. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5837 Climate change. It’s a bitch, isn’t it? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5838 Come out, come out, wherever you are! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5839 Who floated to who? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
5840 We're out of fish. Can I interest you in a palm frond? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5841 Hold on partner. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
5842 Swim over, I won't bite. 1.1538 0.04112 78 68 9 1
5843 So it’s just you and me, eh? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5844 I’m heading for land. Hop on 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5845 This isn’t Life of Pi. I’ll eat you if I have to 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5846 Bear: Do you have any vodka? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5847 Sooooo,you aren’t allergic to coconuts are you? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5848 Long way from home, huh ???" Mary-Frances Altaner Medford, N.Y 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5849 And the two lonely stragglers continued to gaze at one another wondering (a) how edible the other might be and (b) was this a great culinary mirage of the Pacific? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5850 Castaway: "The Arctic meeting the Tropics confirms my belief in Global Warming." Polar Bear: "Lunch." 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5851 I don’t suppose I could borrow a cup of sugar? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5852 Climate change will soon be unbearable, if you catch my drift. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5853 WELCOME ! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5854 Remote islands aren’t what they used to be. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5855 No man is an island,"shouted the man. "Polar opposites," growled the bear. Drop the mike 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5856 This used to be a glacier. This used to be Florida! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5857 Fine, we can call it a get-to-know-you-activity, but you have got to pick a different question. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5858 Flying first class got me nowhere.. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5859 This island has a chill,bare feet vibe. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5860 Hmm…let’s try another game. If you could bring one thing to a deserted Mars, what would it be? 1.1538 0.03904 78 68 9 1
5861 „As if the plane crash wasn’t enough of a reason to stop flying...“ 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5862 Sorry dude - looks like the humans blew it for all of us. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
5863 You’re telling me that THIS is the North Pole??? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5864 Heart melting point. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
5865 Which hemisphere are you from? 1.1538 0.04484 104 92 8 4
5866 Maybe you’re right. I should just go with the flow. . 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5867 We did this to ourselves 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5868 could really use a coca-cola right about now 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5869 Let us always keep in mind that it is 'anthropocene', not 'anthropophague'. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
5870 There may not be global warming, but your right to bear arms is assured. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
5871 Don't look so sad, pal, at least you're not extinct. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
5872 As I said, every tragedy has its good side: Finally we meet in Person. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
5873 You from Amazon? I said I could use some ice. Did you bring the rum? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5874 ... Perhaps "fight-or-flight" doesn't work here ... 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5875 We're close to a piña colada. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5876 No Vacancy's. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5877 We both are alone in the same island that we are living together very closely 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5878 A return to Panagea. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5879 Oh, hey! Looks like that whole global warming thing IS real. Sorry 'but that. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5880 Caribbean Jerk is my favorite flavor 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5881 Do you require masks if you’re vaccinated? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5882 He didn’t say the NORTH pole 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5883 So are you more of a big spoon or a little spoon? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5884 It's about time we throw in an ice breaker 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5885 BREAKING NEWS: Due to climate change, Robinson Crusoe has an encounter with Nanook 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5886 You don't look like the Uber I ordered. Can you take me to the mainland? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5887 Not at all. Take off your coat and have a seat! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5888 It’s coconut au jus again tonight. I’d appreciate a bigger chunk of ice this time. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5889 I hope it's not saying grace. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5890 Find a floating pineapple and I think we'll have something. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5891 No, no, I asked for a beer 1.1525 0.06310 59 53 3 3
5892 Hey Siri, how far is it to Alaska from here? Sorry buddy no wifi connection 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5893 We’re all stranded together. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5894 What brings you this far north? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5895 Oh good….one left! There hasn’t been a rest stop in miles. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5896 Sorry, but I’ve got more pressing issues and you look like a problem for my great grandkids to deal with. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5897 A new wave of migration. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5898 Dave just got it on global warming…the hard way. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5899 I'd like the ice age, please. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5900 ay least mine won’t melt 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5901 It was at this moment, both of them realized that climate change was real. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5902 Food delivery service delayed due to climate change issues. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5903 Well it won't do you any good to come here to Miami 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5904 How's the cell service over there? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5905 50/101 probability you will go down first. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5906 Hey, human! Welcome to my world. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5907 Pleases don't eat me... 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5908 If you find any straws out there I apologize, that was also my bad. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5909 Wow, this climate change is a real bummer for both of us. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5910 I know, I know…FOMO, right? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5911 So,You don't much ice and I don't have enough land, so you think we could work this out?? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5912 We are all going to die 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5913 You can crash here, but it is out of your natural habitat 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5914 I feel ya, brother… 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
5915 We didn't cause it! 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
5916 What took you so long? And why are you all white? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5917 All things pass and nothing stays. I dub thee 'solar bear'. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5918 You wanna change places? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5919 Am I too far south, or are you too far north? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5920 Sorry, my network connection is down. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5921 . . . Mondays, right? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5922 -Will you do me a favour? -I doubt it! 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5923 wanna make a Coconut Slushy? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5924 Did coca-cola reject you too? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5925 All-Time Winner: Unbearable Global Housewarming Gifts 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5926 Have you seen an iceberg, by any chance? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5927 Sorry the ice melted and trapped you. I guess we both got the morbs, pal. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5928 Well, hello there! Aren't you just a tall glass of water! 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5929 Could you roar for help,I'm too weak. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5930 ‘Oh, now I get it—we r-e-a-l-l-y ARE in this together. F—in’ yikes!’ 1.1507 0.03474 73 63 10 0
5931 I can’t imagine I can put myself into your shoes. Oh no, you never wear shoes, and I don’t have now either. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5932 Leo DiCaprio gets it 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5933 Freaky Friday, huh? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5934 I love what you did with your tiny house 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5935 The world is just fine, right? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5936 What SPF rating do you use? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5937 no I'm not here to rescue you and no i don't want to hear your lecture about geico car insurance 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5938 Sorry, but somehow I don't see you as a sharing kind of animal. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5939 Global warming is impressive isn’t it? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5940 Commuting to work is just not me anymore. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5941 Climate change impacts the classics: a 21st century Robinson Crusoe meets Friday! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5942 Only if you promise to be friendly.” Don Dechman. Austin T 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5943 Don't blame me; I don't even have a carbon footprint!" 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5944 Thank God, I’m stationary. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5945 Piña colada? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5946 Sorry, buddy." 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5947 Before we make any rash decisions about who eats who, let’s just agree global warming is the problem here. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5948 Food's here 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5949 Did you just float your way over here for the summer’s? Well dear, bad choice. I see you have an iceberg of your own for travelling, now I see how the icebergs are melting! Haha” #exploringtheglobe #TravellingPolarBea 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5950 I can't believe I wasted that one wish on you, Ted 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5951 Don't blame me, I'm doing Meatless Mondays. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
5952 it is all about the climate change. ya know. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5953 Baloo, I suppose 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5954 Yeah, so? This was New York City. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5955 This is a new socialist island. No whites allowed. Got a razor? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5956 Oh great no one’s gonna believe this in my memoirs. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5957 Sorry we’re out of water…Is Coca-Cola okay? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5958 I'm going to need what you are sitting on as well. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5959 So what's it gonna be, my place or yours? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5960 Mister, you could have just sent me a message in a bottle. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5961 I'll trade ya this burning hot sand for your melting berg. Does it come with an oar? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5962 I've been looking forward to this housing swap. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5963 Did I float to you or you to me? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5964 Freud said something about this.. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5965 Welp, I guess it’s time to say goodbye. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5966 What happened to you?” - Chuck Noland 30years late 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5967 Sorry, I don't normally share my wifi password. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5968 What’s love? Love is to disobey Every physical law Just to find you 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5969 You think you’ve got problems? My boss is still expecting me to log onto Slack! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5970 I guess the Climate Action Plan didn't work. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5971 Looks like you took a wrong turn near Alaska 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5972 Welcome to New York 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5973 Are you my climate change rescue party? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5974 Join the club... 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5975 How are things in Hudson Bay? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5976 You’re just a hoax. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5977 Have a seat. Out here your problems just melt away. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5978 As we discussed , this is the big finish with the ball. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5979 I got your letter. Thought I’d melt my way over to visit. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5980 No, sorry, I haven't seen Wilson. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5981 We are both doomed! Global warming is going shrinking both our islands! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5982 Who knew drifting apart, would bring us together. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5983 If it melts, we'll both be in trouble. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5984 I don’t remember ordering OohBear!Eats 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5985 Hello from California mr. Bear 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5986 Man: What is JJ writing now? Bear: I think we’re all he’s got. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5987 ‘God said I had dominion over the plant, and you, so technically it’s his fault’ 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5988 « At this stage I assume we don’t have to break the ice pal. » 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5989 Guess the pig’s late 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5990 Please bring your ice over here. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5991 Sorry, I'm all out of animal treats. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5992 Yes, I had my thumb out, but bear with me while I make up my mind. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5993 Gave up on the masks too huh? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5994 The grass is always... 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5995 What’s the WiFi? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5996 ‘Hopefully none of us get killed this time.’ 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5997 I am going to eat you 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5998 So who's more adorable now? 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
5999 At last you found me!! You look exhausted. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
6000 Climate change, huh? I'm either a thought experiment or the start of a joke. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6001 As you can see, fish are plentiful and just yesterday I saw a Harp seal pup. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6002 Are you hungry? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6003 When it melts, we'll both be underwater. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6004 Yeah, you're getting eaten. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6005 Who do you think is hungrier? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6006 I think I caught the wrong jet stream. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6007 Mine’s shrinking, how about yours? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6008 Climate change has turned piracy into yet another victim of automation. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6009 Wasn’t it Whitman who said ‘nothing is ever lost nor can be lost?’ 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6010 I told you climate change is all around us 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6011 I think we might have taken the Marie Kondo Method a little too far. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6012 Not the Titanic door dilemma again, I hope? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6013 wow I have been on this island a long time, the ' Polar Express ' has really changed ." 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6014 Will you help when my tree burns? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6015 Are you coming South, or am I going North? I guess it won't matter any more! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6016 You and me both, pal. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6017 Can you spare some ice? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6018 No deal! That is not a raft, and my palmtree is not a peddle. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6019 will swap coconut for ice 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6020 Yes, climate change is affecting me as well 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6021 Get your own cartoon genre! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6022 When I said “three” only one of us was supposed to jump. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6023 I’ll think about it. You’d have to be the big spoon. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6024 Where are you before I ran out of gin and tonic? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6025 Knock, knock. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6026 ‘I know eh? This was part of the mainland recently too! Enjoy the ride.” 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6027 I guess you’re interested in a “break way” vacation? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6028 Don't even think about getting off your ice island if you have no proper vaccination documents 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6029 Hi fella! How about I push you out to sea. Maybe We could go together and get to warm dried land? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6030 You want to trade? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6031 Shake and pour over shaved ice... 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6032 leave me alone 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6033 so when are you flying to space? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6034 ‘Where are my other two things?’ 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6035 Are you a mirage or my Polar opposite? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6036 Could I have a Mai Tai, please. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
6037 I suppose a White Russian on the rocks would be too much to ask. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
6038 Think this tree can hold both of us? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
6039 Thank goodness styrofoam floats. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6040 Oh, did you want some? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6041 No, I didn't text for an Uber. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
6042 It would be nice to get away from the summer heat, but I was thinking more like a place in Vermont. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6043 I realize our views are miles apart. Let's meet halfway in the middle and work things out. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
6044 The advertisement said: "All you can eat tropical buffet". I sailed all the way from Antarctica for this?! 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
6045 Now are you ready to talk about time shares? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6046 So that WAS a penguin that stole my fish. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
6047 Whatever floes your boat. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
6048 It was fixing this or going to space I guess 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
6049 Shit! Another captioning contest? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6050 I guess now we can't just live on our own island 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6051 I’d ask for help but you’re probably not my biggest fan right now 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6052 The wasted wish of a stranded Southie : “I wanted a cold BEER!!!!!” 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
6053 Sup?-per! 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
6054 What exactly do you mean by 'this island is too small for the both of us'? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
6055 I'm sorry... Did you say 'pendulous breasts,' or 'Penn Jillette's breasts' 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
6056 That proves it. My island is definitely drifting. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
6057 I don’t remember answering ‘a reminder of my crippling guilt’ when asked what I would bring with me to a deserted island. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
6058 You know, those climate scientists don't always agree with each other 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
6059 Welcome neighbor. May i offer you a lemonade? 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
6060 Hot dammit, Bro... 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
6061 Bear witness to the climate change, human! 1.1455 0.03594 55 48 7 0
6062 hey buddy,we not exactly two peas in a pod 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6063 Don't look so glum, my land is shrinking, too 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6064 Nice to meet another endangered species. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6065 At least you’re adrift… 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6066 If you sink so will I 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
6067 Let me guess. You just happened to drift by and you want to let me know that my car's warranty is expiring. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6068 Take you there is much faster than takeaway 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6069 Your sloppy melt water is flooding my man unto himself island! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6070 I can't bear the suspense. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6071 ‘Screw you!’ ‘No! Screw you!’ 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6072 North Pole, 2030 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6073 The last man and the first bear to summit Mt. Everest 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6074 This weather." SMH 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6075 Whoa! I never thought this floating island would drift this far north! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6076 If only they had warned us global warming would put us in danger of being eaten by polar bears. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6077 Did you remember to bring the cooler? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6078 Polar bears and palm trees. Darn climate change. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6079 What're you in for? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6080 Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no... why that dude looks dumb?! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6081 What's your purpose? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
6082 Islands in the stream, that is what we are, no one in between, how can we be wrong…. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
6083 It's not social distancing, it's climate change 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6084 #NotAllMen 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6085 Oh no! I should have listened to Greta! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6086 I’m sorry you know how feel I feel now, said the bear. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
6087 An Inconvenient Truce 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
6088 This motherfucker… 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
6089 I'm glad your concerned about my long-term prospects, but today I'm just peckish. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
6090 '"Let's talk". 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
6091 Recycled styrofoam? Whee - everybody wins! 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
6092 Fresh frozen water! Hey Culligan Bear! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
6093 I know we are kindred spirits, Mr. polar bear, in our quest to end sea level rise. But please stay in your space...I know how hungry you are. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
6094 Hope you like fish for dinner....heh 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
6095 Do YOU,believe in climate change yet? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
6096 Well, I guess it’s you or me Babe. But on the other hand...the fishing is great 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
6097 Mon Dieu. Flaubert at last! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
6098 ‘Alexa, I asked for Ice-CUBES and a polar FLEECE.’ 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
6099 Please don’t eat my peers, my friends, my colleagues and my acquaintances. Go meatless... Yes? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
6100 Where's Waldo isn't the same with social distancing 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
6101 That better have been a freshwater glacier 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
6102 Anything new on global warming? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
6103 I'll trade you some shade for some ice. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
6104 so much for breaking the ice post pandemic 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
6105 Well, congratulations, Polar bear, if you were in the Navy, you'd be called a Shellback. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
6106 They say the omega-3’s help reduce triglycerides. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
6107 So where's my pizza? 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
6108 best relationships are made of couples of polar opposites. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6109 Let’s be rational in deciding who eats whom. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
6110 Welcome, I’ve been hoping to get a pet! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6111 Not without your mask! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6112 I give up . who called you on Skype last night? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6113 May I borrow your razor? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
6114 Good. All we need now is the whiskey and the rocks glasses. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6115 Sucks, doesn't it? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
6116 If you want to be cooler, I would suggest shaving your body. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6117 Have you got anything to eat? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
6118 No,you should have turned left at Bolivia. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6119 Do you happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
6120 Sorry. We don't allow carnivores on this island. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6121 '' Oh,u no, I wasn't shipwrecked, nothing like that, no.. I used to be a Republican Congressman until the other Party members heard me say that I thought Trump was being a sore loser over the whole election thing, and the next thing you know.... 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6122 I specifically said, 'No ice!' 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
6123 I'm sure we could come to some accord. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6124 Sorry, no room for you here. Guess you'll need to learn how to swim pretty soon. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6125 Would u like to trade places? It's warmer here. Elizabeth Shaw San Francisco, CA. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
6126 I figured our shared experience could help with climate change. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6127 So your telling me your land isn’t shrinking? Interesting. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
6128 And they say global warming's a bad thing! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
6129 Sorry. Endangered doesn’t apply to climate change. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6130 Coca Cola? Sorry. 1.1429 0.04452 70 63 5 2
6131 Ahoy! Could I catch a ride going in your direction? 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
6132 I was hoping for “ a paradise” not “a bear on ice” 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
6133 Just my luck! Now I'm gonna be eaten' by Smoky the Bear 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
6134 Did you remember to bring the seltzer and a glass? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
6135 No, my compass went down with the ship. Why? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6136 I hear you bro 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
6137 Sorry, I ran out of freon. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
6138 Apartments just keep getting smaller, eh? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6139 Is water and utilities included in your s? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6140 This is your fault, man. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6141 Wish I had waited to drink that warm sixer… 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
6142 The wizard who exiled me here was a climate change denier 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6143 God, it’s brutal out here 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
6144 you are offshore friend 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6145 Are you sure this is the island you’re looking for? Because it’s still not COVID-19 free 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
6146 Hello, is it me you’re looking for? I can see it in your eyes ... 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
6147 Life of Pi 2 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6148 Do you have a light? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6149 Human to polar: “hey welcome, I’d say this is all very ‘doomy’, but alas a watch was not on my list of things I’d bring so… do you want to build a snowman?” 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6150 I’m sorry. It’s me or you 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6151 Your lips sealed?” 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
6152 We both are homeless 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
6153 I did pray for fishing equipment. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
6154 How do you do it? 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
6155 Congratulations. You've reached the global-warmed North Pole. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
6156 That makes two of us. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
6157 Hello, Mr. I was hoping you could point out which human we can speak to about being evicted from our homes. Any ideas? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
6158 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT A BEAR THATS CRAZY HOW DID I GET HERE 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
6159 What's a guy got to do to get some service around here? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
6160 Our hopes have melted down! 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
6161 Does this mean climate change is real then 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6162 At least we’ve got ice for pina coladas now 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6163 G'day, and welcome to the land down under.. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6164 Last one in’s a rotten egg 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6165 Would you like a cold drink? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6166 On the bright side, fossil fuels has brought us closer. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6167 Oh, so now you and I see eye to eye." Sigh 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6168 Looking for greener pastures? All stuck! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6169 . Besos to GreenPeace ,"well that was easy 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6170 Welcome pal!, I used to deny global warming too before they left me here to think it through. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6171 Hey buddy! Out of ice, have some in there? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6172 Sometimes life comes at you pretty fast. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6173 Happen to see Bezos' space flight this morning? 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
6174 ...and then on our previous planet, the continent of Antarctica merged with the island of Kauai. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6175 I guess you didn't get the 'imminent glacier calving' memo. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6176 Delighted you could break away to make this delivery. Was dying for a daiquiri! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6177 By any chance are you a pescatarian? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6178 Told you so . . . ! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6179 Let's talk evolution bear, how long does it usually take? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6180 I didn’t know anyone would be out here. I’m so embarrassed. Get it… Em-bear-iced. I’m a literal ice breaker. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6181 Well picked the wrong day to go vegan, again. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
6182 Sigh! And so it is. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6183 You found me my faithful bear, good boy! Now turn around and go get help. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6184 How about that ride in 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6185 The first tropic bear arrives. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
6186 Isle be seeing you 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
6187 You're going to have to better than that to convince me of climate change 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6188 Can I catch a ride? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
6189 Barely surviving 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6190 … you and me both 😢 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
6191 Some jackass fish came out of water million years ago, and now i have to live like 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
6192 Ah, so we meet again… 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6193 Hungry NO Warm food -- YES 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
6194 Hope you're not hungry. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
6195 Turns out, Global Warming—like melting glaciers, heavier rainstorms, and rising sea levels— threaten both polar bear, and man 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
6196 Guess we're both screwed. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
6197 Friday? 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
6198 Life used to be full of surprises, climate change be dammed. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
6199 A boat ride will be fun she said. Even if climate change is real, polar bears don't eat people she said. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
6200 No man is an island from climate change. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
6201 Oh this is what they were talking about 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
6202 When the ice melts--I'll bare a bear neighbor. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6203 No, this is not India. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
6204 there's the 2:30 polar express again 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
6205 Finally, some cocktail ice. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6206 No, I swear it's not the fact you would eat me immediately, but I just don't believe in climate change. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6207 Don’t look at me, I was trying to reduce my carbon footprint 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6208 I may be able to give you shelter in my home if only for a little while 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
6209 Cocktail? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
6210 If I were stranded on a desert island, I'd bring a bear. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6211 For crying out loud, stop with the Global Warming excuse! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6212 You got a pipeline?... I mean lifeline? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6213 AC unit broken too? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6214 Revelation 23:1 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
6215 Don't tell me that the bottle was empty again. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6216 Whoa! Do I look like an Edgar to you? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
6217 Uh, Oh. I thought Climate Change was a hoax until Now!! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6218 At least now we can make piña coladas 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6219 I think we can agree that there is something to this global warming theory... 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6220 I know how why I ended up here, what’s your excuse? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6221 Two's a crowd 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6222 I sure hope that you like coconuts. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6223 Yup, this is Denali. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6224 « Air con never was my thing anyway » 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6225 I think we can agree we’d both like to be #iced right about now 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6226 So the Pope a bear and a Rabbi walk into a bar 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
6227 God answers all prayers 😂 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6228 So happy to see you! I'm starving! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6229 Did you insult Putin too? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6230 You can’t escape the goldfish bowl 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6231 Global warming has done it to us both. Yours is melting and mine will soon be submerged by the rising sea level. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
6232 I don't know, buddy. You're welcome to come ashore, but it's anybody's guess! 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
6233 Damned, Archimedes, we will just end up equal! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6234 I really cornered myself by choosing the tiger castaway seminar. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6235 Since the covid thing, this is the ony place where I was sure I didn't have to wear a mask. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6236 Yeah…I can’t bear climate change either. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6237 FYI...Santa says you’re on the naughty list. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6238 Just Chill out bro 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6239 From berg to table... 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
6240 This may be climate-change justice, but I still wish it were just ice. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
6241 Sorry pal, no public restrooms here and I certainly don't want to find out what you do in the woods. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
6242 Murphy’s Law 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
6243 No, no. Don’t be so obvious. I’ve heard about stories like this. So seven eighths of your tale takes place below the surface. We got plenty of time to figure this out. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
6244 Are you the first gig for Fyre Fest? 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6245 Bear - Come fellow, let's chill ❄ Man - Come O darling and feel the thrill! !! 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
6246 Seriously, Not One Seal! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
6247 I ordered an Uber XL 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
6248 Two beards with a single thought. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
6249 Wow, it took you a long time to get here. Couldn't you have hopped aboard a "non-stop" ice chuck? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
6250 I don't think it will get us home. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
6251 Is it hot here too? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6252 I’d say we’re shit up a creek but the problem — and body of water — seem to be larger than that. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6253 There's no fish in the water and no ice caps on the polar. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6254 Welcome to COP27! Can I see your accreditation? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
6255 At least you're highly meme-able. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6256 Are you a mirage? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6257 I know how you feel, my island is shrinking too. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6258 Hmm. 'Svalbard'? OK. 'Dominica'! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6259 xxxx 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6260 I'm afraid you missed dinner. I wasn't expecting you so soon. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6261 This is the polar opposite of what I was expecting 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6262 ahh I feel like I’m melting, you know? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6263 Superman meme, right? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6264 Greetings from the North Pole 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6265 Can I hitch a ride on that thing? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6266 I would have preferred the White Rock girl. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
6267 I was figuring on a typhoon or starvation. Never guessed climate change. Can you climb a palm tree 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
6268 I’m so sorry for the inconvenience. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
6269 Look, I get it. You want to eat me. But, don’t forget, only I know the directions to the seal colony. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
6270 I knew that global warming would bring us together. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6271 Karnma. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6272 It can't get any worse than this 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6273 Went with the floe? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6274 —mon semblable,—mon frère! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6275 Instead of an ark, maybe you could make us an Arctic-size glacier. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6276 If I were a betting man, I’d say you also found a bottle and provoked an angry Genie. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6277 I wish I were in your place 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6278 « The only question now is which of us is more hungry » 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6279 Welp, was not expecting a polar bear riding on a glacier in the tropics to be the answer to my S.O.S., yet here we are... 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6280 Well well well if it isn't the polar bear that threw me overboard and left me stranded on a deserted island. What goes around comes around you son of a bitch. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6281 You're almost to Helsinki, the new Riviera." 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6282 Thanks for the ice but where’s the whiskey? We may be here for a while. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6283 This is the top of Mt. Everest. Why? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6284 The snappers around this area is a must-try 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6285 Polar bears are islands too? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6286 I think your definition of stranded is different. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
6287 bummer 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6288 The secret to life is to change the water every three days. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6289 Calving? You need sun protection, and should be salving. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6290 Global warming even affects desert island cartoons? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6291 So you new around here? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6292 Woah...The casting call was for Naked and Afraid, not Sexy Beast. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6293 What book did you bring? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6294 So. You're thinking we cosplay The Life of Pi, but Richard is a polar bear? Because, ahh, I haven't read the book, ahh, yet. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
6295 Text balloon over each character's head - "Trade ya?" 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
6296 Help me 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6297 Your island is bigger than mine. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6298 Trade you 3 coconuts for a chunk of ice 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6299 Do you think we can stop social distancing and finally go home? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6300 So what if I did eat the fish? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6301 Hey, nice bear(d)! Wanna play Rock, Paper, Scissors? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6302 You don’t need that to melt to come over here, do you? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6303 I’ve been out on this island too long… can you remind me who wrote ‘no bear is an ice floe’? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6304 Hop on… we’re going to eat the rich 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6305 Last time I choose UberX 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6306 Actual estimate meets underestimate. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6307 So they abandoned you too, huh? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6308 Will, I ever see you again? Never mind global warming will kill you either way. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
6309 Welcome to Global Warming 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
6310 Man to bear “got any summer plans? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
6311 No, there's no food here either. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6312 I got a great deal on the rent! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6313 Sorry, I ordered without ice. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6314 Enjoy of your ride? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6315 Hast heard The Great White Lie? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6316 The good news is, they survived Global Warming. The bad news is, all other available food sources are too far underwater 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6317 Sorry, I can’t tell you why it happened. I’ve been living under a rock on this island. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6318 Uber? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6319 I guess I did say I would bring a teddy bear with me to a deserted island. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6320 What are the three things you brought? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6321 Your island or mine? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6322 « Is it too late to start planting trees? » 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6323 Uh oh! That’s what i looked like when I first floated up here, before I ate that skinny castaway. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6324 Why do you have to live on ice anyway?” he mansplained to the bear 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6325 My sinking ship is cooler than yours 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6326 Took the wrong exit? Me too man… 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6327 Let that sink in 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6328 The devolution of man 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6329 I can feel my loneliness bearing down on me 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6330 The elves told me to my try the spicy margaritas. . 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6331 Hey Beauty, come here often? 😏 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6332 Seems like the temperate zone shrinks every year. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6333 I guess saying "I feel you" doesn't make this seem any better. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6334 I had a dog. I'll call you tommy. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6335 I think I've missed the turn-off for the Gulf Stream! 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
6336 And the bear said, "What's your wish for that final dinner?" 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6337 No, I don't want to change places. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6338 And now the Polar Bear becomes the Solar Bear. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6339 I'm been on this island for years, but I know you're not Greta Thunberg and you can't come aboard. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
6340 You're welcome 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
6341 Red Rover, Red Rover ... let the Polar Bear come over. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6342 Let’s do a time share 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6343 Don't worry we will be famous because I am on a floating island too. and we will go viral on Face Book as soon as the next cruise ship passes by. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
6344 #NarrativeChange 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6345 So, I guess neither of us knew we were supposed to bring three things? (posted earlier, forgot hashtag) 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6346 Mother Nature must be laughing her ass off. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6347 Not Polar. Polo. Marco Polo 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6348 It’s hard to imagine a cookie-cutter rescue dog. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6349 My hallucination had a penguin. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6350 Sorry, this is extinction island. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6351 Hybrid work 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6352 Is he in the same position as me or worse? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6353 Worlds are colliding 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6354 Well, it isn’t melting. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6355 I recycle. Please keep that in mind when our islands touch. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6356 No, this is the Island of Misfit Boys. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
6357 Although I have been drifting through these warm tropic waters for days, my 'berg has somehow not yet fully melted. That I made it this far is simply a miracle. Care to join me on this indissoluble ice-vessel, my new friend? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6358 You wanna call a truce? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6359 They both thought that the more the ice melts the less space I'm going to have. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6360 Victims passing in the night. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6361 Have you thought about what you said? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6362 How's the weather over there tall guy? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6363 If you tell me to go with the flow one more time 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6364 Flow gently, sweet Ice floe, along the blue waves, Flow gently, I'll sing thee a song in thy praise. (while Robert burns on his island) 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
6365 My island used to be bigger. What about yours? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6366 I know that it's partly my fault you ended up there but what did I do to end up here??? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
6367 Lost, bewildered, and depressed? I know how ya feel. My island shrank by 16 inches this past week. What can ya do?! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6368 View from Central Park 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
6369 Just "cause I'm a polar bear doesn't mean I don't have some favorite desert island albums... 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6370 I guess climate warming is bringing me fresh ice...and something else. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6371 You got a match? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
6372 Can you call someone to rescue us” “I think it’s too late 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6373 I hope that one of you ‘deserted island items’ is the solution for global warming 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6374 The Last Supper; Surf to Turf” 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6375 Climate change could make your Life at risk in many different ways! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6376 Honestly, you guess is as good as mine aboui how to get to the Bronx. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
6377 : "What are you in for?" "Climate change. You?" "Colonialism." 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
6378 Both our islands are going to disappear soon. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
6379 Breaking up is hard to do, or so I've heard. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6380 I meant the solar ice caps. Not the polar ice caps" 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6381 ‘Oooh, Air Conditioning!’ 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
6382 the earth is dying lol 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6383 Climate change is a hoax. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6384 So what's your plan for returning to the Arctic? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6385 Yeah, I know, Kyoto agreement ratification, blah, blah, blah.. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6386 One day it will come down to this. Who will survive? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6387 Yeah, space travel wasn’t for me either. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6388 Just stopping by to drop of the Coke you ordered. The pirates are a few hours behind me with the rum. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6389 Sorry, they said I could only bring one thing to the deserted island so I chose my beard oil 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6390 I'm here to escape COVID-19. What are you running away from? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6391 No, my name is not Greta. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6392 Don't look at me like you know i had 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6393 I made a bet you'd show up late, again. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6394 Deal? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6395 Are you biting? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6396 Who is on first 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6397 Soon we will be together under palm trees 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6398 Am I glad to see you! Today's my lucky day...I've been dreaming of Pina coladas on ice! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6399 I guess you lost you cell phone charge too. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6400 Not my fault you ended up here. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6401 Are you hypoallergenic? . . . 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6402 At least global warming brought us together…? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6403 That uber took a while. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6404 It’s embarrassing.. I never thought we’d be in the same boat. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
6405 Wolverton Mountain? No. Never heard of it. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6406 Thank god the person who could have helped us went to space last week. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6407 Didn't your mama tell you not to always go with the floe or you'll end up in hot water? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
6408 I've kind of gotten used to the global warming. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
6409 It's about time, Jen Acker's birthday party starts at noon! 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
6410 Did you bring some coke with you? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
6411 Since you have not been fully vaccinated yet, we must maintain this six feet social distancing; I am sorry though that you are hungry. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
6412 ‘You ever eat Abalone?’ 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
6413 🗣 Is “bear crawl” the new “bar crawl”? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
6414 man t bear "I ruined my house. Can I share yours?" 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
6415 Do you think there are other survivors? 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
6416 Sen. Cruz suddenly regrets saying, "The climate has been changing from the dawn of time. The climate will change as long as we have a planet Earth." Just kidding. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
6417 No don't know which direction is north! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6418 And people said global warming wasn’t real 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6419 Sorry pal, not enough room for the both of us 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6420 Crown Heights waterfront property 2024 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6421 Wow, you must be getting a ton of frequent miles with this trip! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6422 Got any sunscreen? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6423 Just 2 strangers passing in the middle of the blight. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6424 I've heard the extremes are getting closer, but I thought that was just in politics. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6425 I advertised for a female not a male. Which are you? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6426 #stranded 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6427 Separation of polar bear and climate change 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6428 No, no, I’m your Uber. 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
6429 Global warming has heard about social distance 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6430 You know, I caught them with my paws. 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
6431 Have you heard the latest prediction from Q? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6432 I'd let you come aboard if you could promise not to devour me. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6433 I don't know which one of us is hungrier. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6434 I'm sorry for putting us in this situation. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6435 When worlds collide 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6436 So tell me again, "What are your favorite foods?" 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6437 I need your help. I told them about climate change. They said 'nonsense' and dropped me off here. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6438 So, is this your first HOA meeting? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6439 Well I guess that is the only space left then on this planet. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6440 You summer here often? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6441 do you have my GrubHub order? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6442 Terrific. It’s not enough that I have to die out here. Now I’ve got to die obsessing over the etymology of floe. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
6443 My chances for survival seem to be better than yours! Be cool, dude. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
6444 Hey, way to go with the floe . .Snowman is an island! .. Take ice cap is a life raft . .please . . 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
6445 It’s not a woods, but sure let’s trade. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
6446 How's the weather over there? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
6447 You got any spare Coca-Cola bottles? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6448 One one hand . . . 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6449 Hey pal- this island isn't big enough for both of us,so you better head back where you came from! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6450 I wonder if he’s as hungry as me… 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6451 Not a good idea! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6452 Yeah…O.K…. I get it….NOW what? 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6453 So…want to come over for a bar-b-que sometime? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6454 At least yours is cool - I'm roasting over here 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6455 Wow, and I thought I had it rough! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6456 Sorry, but we don't want polarity disrupting our political system here 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6457 No drive-in here ! Call Siri !! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6458 Sorry. You can eat me if that will help. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6459 I don’t care about climate change, this is a one-man island. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6460 Climate change is real 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6461 No, can't help - the freezer went under last week 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6462 Did Senator Inhofe send you? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6463 Miles Davis’ “Kind of Blue”. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6464 Okay you can stay, but neither of us is getting off this island alive. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6465 Where are you from? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6466 I hope you don't smoke--I have allergies. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
6467 What can I say,it's global warming. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6468 A celebration? For me? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6469 Brother, can you spare a clime? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6470 It wasn 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6471 Far but on the same land this time finna end up soon we'll be shaking hand. 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
6472 Climate change brought us together. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6473 It really doesn't look like you chose the sustainable way for your travel." 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6474 I should climb up the tree and get a coconut to use as a weapon and try and bash this bear’s head open so at least I have a fighting chance and if I succeed, I’ll have some meat. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
6475 . “No, you come here. It’s too cold there.” 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6476 Looks like you're on thin ice, buddy. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6477 you are definitely going to eat me 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6478 Downsizing was not my idea 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
6479 Do ya happen to have an extra poop-scooper you can spare? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
6480 I know it's you Jake, but why are you afloat on a floe? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
6481 Oh yeah, this island will melt too! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
6482 If you snooze, you lose. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
6483 If the human race comes down to just you and me I think we're in trouble. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6484 Did Rick Steves recommend this island? 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
6485 Discount Travel of Soap Lake, Washington? 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
6486 I shouldn’t have wished to see ice cubes again! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6487 Sorry, Mr. Bear, “Frozen” wasn’t one of the discs I brought with me. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
6488 Nah, I'm good. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
6489 Do you think we can Get a two for one discount on your flow? Or Did you bring any desert island discs? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6490 Erhm... how's the weather? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6491 Classic strand-off 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
6492 I don't care about climate change, I have my own problems! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6493 After global warming that is the last ice. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6494 Boy that was fast for pizza delivery. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6495 Alright already. Yes, we should have see this coming. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6496 Our geography books need correction... two different habitats can drift and co-exist in harmony! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6497 I didn’t realize global warming was so close. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6498 Welcome to The Last Resort. It may not be fancy, but at least it won't melt! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6499 welcome… to global warming island 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6500 So, who's going to eat who? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6501 Funny seeing you here. Is it? 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
6502 (Man): have you seen the Kardashians anywhere? (Bear): no, have you?(Man): no 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6503 was this portland? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6504 Is that supposed to be a dog or a bear? How can I caption this if your artist draws like shit? 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
6505 Sure, you look great. But I could swear when you left Kodiak, grandma was with you." 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6506 how's the weather on your side? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6507 TGIF...bear-ly. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6508 All bids are due by end of day. Cash only,no contingencies 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6509 I see. It's affecting everyone. Where that palm tree is there used to be a Norway maple and I was able to walk here from shore. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6510 I floated here from a tropical paradise. Where're you from? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6511 Thanks Obama. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6512 So, do you think the tree is supposed to stand for my relationship with my mother? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6513 I’m losing space. Mind if I join you? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6514 Do you speak Silbo Gomero? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6515 I guess you're a tropical bear now. I hear humans are poisonous to them 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6516 I SAID, make sure you bring the Coke this time. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6517 Robinson Crusoe dreams of pina coladas. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6518 Hope the ocean doesn't get any warmer for you buddy. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6519 You should have seen what I had to bear to make it this far. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6520 Rose, do you think there might be room for two on your raft? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6521 The weather here is bipolar isn’t it? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6522 You bearly have a tan. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6523 You’re right, it’s pretty warm here, but the mojitos are refreshing. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6524 Rising sealevel is a concern but man, that makes you my lunch 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6525 If no man’s an island; what does that make you? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6526 ‘i’m not typically one to send things back, but i asked for crushed ice?’ @callahandalyjudge 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6527 An hour of love if you exchange place with me!.... 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
6528 Let’s be friends and sail the 7 seas together.”, said the man. “Yes. Together.”, replied the bear. Then he ate the man 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6529 Wanna hear a joke? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6530 this sure is my lucky day 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6531 I should have known better than to send a message in a Klondike wrapper. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6532 You took the wrong current. This is not the Antarctic, and there are no penguins to eat here. You'll starve after you have eaten me. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6533 So... we’re going to eat each other aren’t we. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6534 Bon Voyage ! Those loud smacking noises were the straw that broke the camel's back. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6535 Really wanted some water but I guess a coke will do." 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6536 strange world 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6537 Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6538 Certainly, I'll be glad to. Turn left and go 6,000 miles. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6539 Oh dear................ 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
6540 Your first time in Kansas? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6541 I wanted to HAVE a meal, not BE a meal… 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6542 They told me SHESHET will come? And here you are, a global warming refugee... 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6543 Wanna swap places 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6544 How many time zones did you drift through? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6545 Oops, no time to grab my bathing suit! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6546 We’re is the nearest police station? I need to report a crime 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6547 Yeah, if you keep going you will eventually reach a colder climate where there are better beaches. I would say shy a year should do it providing the weather cooperates but then again you are made for that kind of rough stuff. lol. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
6548 Luckily there’s enough space for the both of us on plastic island 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
6549 If we are to survive this, we are just going to have to work together. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6550 I come in peace, bringing fresh water. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6551 I'm guessing you don't have a frozen margarita. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6552 Hey buddy,who’s going first? 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6553 Um.....PLEASE tell me you're a vegetarian. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6554 Sorry. I'm out of suntan oil. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6555 You'd think the fish would be the big winners in all this, but, you know, ocean acidification 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6556 Why did you leave that one, man? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6557 We two, Ours one 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6558 Don't eat my vital organs right away.  I think we can still innovate our way out of this." 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6559 What haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the bears that Treadwell ever filmed, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. To me, there is no such thing as a secret world of the bears. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
6560 There isn’t room enough on this island for two of us. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6561 Wanna come over for dinner? — Lena, age 9, Philadelphia, PA 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6562 ‘Ahhh!…Food at last’! 2 Thought bubbles collide in a Climate Change milieu. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
6563 You got any threes? 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
6564 Sailing on a melting iceberg, a polar bear approaches a small island, on which a bearded man in a striped shirt stands by a palm tree, two fish skeletons discarded on the shore. A gradient horizon line cuts through the bear's body and the man's face. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6565 wow, such entitlement… i guess i should expect that. but, no, i worked for everything i have so, no, i won’t share it with you. want a desert island? go to college, guilt your uncle into giving you a job, and survive a horrific air crash, like i did. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6566 I'll trade you a sand box for a chunk of ice 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6567 How about a nice cold beer?! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6568 Come on over 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6569 I'm looking for new members for my Tuesday evening support group. I hope you decide to sign up! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6570 Go ahead. I deserve to be eaten. 1.1176 0.02985 68 61 7 0
6571 Your $#*!ing iceberg is why this used to be California. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6572 It appears we're on the same boat. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6573 Nice island. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6574 I’ll swap you some sand for some ice 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6575 I brought the ice, hope you have the bourbon… 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6576 I'd invite you to stay over, but you'd put me over max occupancy and AirBnB has some pretty harsh penalties. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
6577 Al Gore looked up to see the proof of Global Warming that he had waited for. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6578 I'd really appreciate it if you respected the fact that I said I didn't want to be a part of your polycule 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6579 Please wait on the iceberg until we process your asylum application 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6580 Polar opposites 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6581 Guess there's no need to worry about the grass being greener on the other side" 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6582 We have great synergy since I need saving too. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6583 I'll invite you over for a chat, but promise me there will be none of your existential doom-and-gloom talk, okay 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6584 Well, at least you can get a meal out of this deal. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6585 ‘So hot ‘ 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6586 Want to Ro-Sham-Bo for who gets to eat who? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6587 Next time you visit, bring the wife. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6588 You’ve come a long way baby! 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
6589 Thanks for coming, but the Airbnb Resolution Center will have to do better than that. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6590 Sorry your home is melting. At least you're moving. Can you give someone a message? Let me get a leaf! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6591 Vegans realize their fates 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6592 The question is not what this little island of mine can do for you, it's what you can do for my little island" 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
6593 I started climbing this mountain before the Great Climate Change flood. Now I see both of us belong to endangered species. Could you please not have me for dinner? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
6594 Oh for heavens sake, I thought you were going to bring rum! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
6595 Wait till the sea level rises. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6596 If the mountain will not come to Muhammad... 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
6597 Yours shrunk too? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6598 I’ll trade ya” 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
6599 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6600 Hey there, we're both stranded and hungry. No man nor bear is an island. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6601 Climate change will eventually bite you in the ass. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6602 Well well, one more treat or a threat? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6603 - Are you going into space too? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6604 I think the punchline here is, something about the bear eats the man, or the man eats the bear, but I’m not sure which one it is 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6605 You got any potato chips? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6606 Sorry pal, two fish limit. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6607 I am sorry, but I fail to see how this is a zero sum game. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
6608 THE COKE CEO ASKED ME TO BRING A 2 LITRE BOTTLE FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6609 I'd invite you over but I'm afraid there's only room for one 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6610 Global Weirding 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6611 I was a rising junior at Polar High. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6612 The temperature would be more to your liking on Jupiter or Mars. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6613 You're not a seal, but under the circumstances ........ 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6614 climate change ... we are in this together 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6615 Waterworld 2: The search for even dryer land 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6616 Castaways, we are castaways Ahoy there, ahoy, we are castaways 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6617 I’ll tell you what I’d do if I was stranded on a deserted island if you tell me how much you weigh. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
6618 let me guess; you're here for the Treasure of the Alchemist? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6619 Six Flags? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6620 No,I'm not hungry. Honest! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6621 To submit your caption, leave it as a comment below, with the hashtag 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6622 I warned you not to trust Coca-Cola. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6623 No! An effect of global warming is NOT insatiable hunger. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6624 Oh, isn't that rich? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6625 On No! I bought an island without lions, or tigers, or bears. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6626 Can I have a lift? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6627 Oh, so I guess there wasn't enough space on that rocket ship for us, right? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6628 Oh so this is what they mean when they say keep your intentions clear or you might manifest the wrong thing. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6629 We must be getting close to land 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6630 don't worry, you will get a call to extend your warranty any minute now.. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6631 How the turntables have turned. 😂 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6632 What would you bring if you were stuck on a melting ice cap? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6633 I really prefer Pepsi. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6634 Can we share the land? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6635 I’ll trade you my arm for a piece of your boat. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
6636 Want a drink? But I don’t have any ice. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6637 If you had rum and limes I could make us frozen daiquiris. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
6638 Let's trade. Two ice cubes for two fish. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6639 If you promise to not eat me, you can stay with me. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
6640 Worst icebreaker ever! Unbearable! 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
6641 Oh. So they come in white. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6642 We have a mandatory Vaccination Policy 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
6643 I’m on vacation this week. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6644 It really doesn’t matter, does it?? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6645 I am still feel a little bit lonely. Do you? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6646 It was the best of times, it was the worst of times . . .The Spring of Hope and the Winter of despair. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6647 You're welcome to join me because mine's just going to get bigger. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
6648 So glad you brought the ice - party starts in an hour. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6649 Mine's a little piece of paradise; not sure about yours. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6650 Hope you are a good swimmer We will definitely get a movie & book rights. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6651 We are not gonna make it. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6652 Oh now you care about the rising water levels 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6653 ‘Oh hey,snap!’ 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6654 We all float down here 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6655 Yeah, me too. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
6656 Shall we go to your place or mine? 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
6657 I’d say I’d trade you but climate change is a real thing… 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
6658 mmm, lunch.” “mmm, lunch. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
6659 World is but a little place, after all! 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
6660 No, YOU come over and chill. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6661 Wilson?" "No Tom...I'm just a polar bear." "Where's your green card?" "I...ate it. Can I have yours?" "Eat me!" "...That can be arranged, I just need a coke to wash you down with. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6662 Thanks for the invite to have me over for dinner but I'm really busy right now so how about a rain check? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6663 I could use some ice, is there anything you need? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6664 I though "never the twain shall meet" meant East and West? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6665 You wouldn’t believe how big this used to be 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6666 Yours doesn't float? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6667 Trade places? Nah, your drift is barely chill. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6668 I ordered iced coffee and ticket to next Blue Origin space flight! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6669 Ice cubes! Maybe someone will bring me an AC next. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6670 An ice-cold soda? Seriously? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6671 You know it's bad all round when you can't even compare the grass. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6672 Sometimes I forget that capitalism brings good friends. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6673 Man- how much does a polar bear weigh?? Bear- not funny. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6674 If only you had opposable thumbs. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6675 We are sorry ! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6676 I asked them to send help. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
6677 Let’s Exchange Our Home 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6678 Florida's just not the same. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6679 What do mean, “Have I heard of Climate Change?” 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6680 Welcome to climate change. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6681 does this mean the circus is right behind you........ 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6682 Stop harshing my vibe. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6683 What do you mean you forgot the pizza? 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
6684 Are you potty trained? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6685 So I guess they are right...climate change IS real. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
6686 But I ordered my whiskey neat! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6687 Want to split an Uber? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6688 Look, I get it. You’re an tragic and unavoidable reminder of my contributions to climate change. Now’s just not really a good time for me. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6689 Cheer up, at least you get to skate on thin ice 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6690 Do the penguins know you're here? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6691 How long have you been stranded? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6692 Are you here to rescue me?”, they said 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
6693 Yeah, climate change is effecting me too. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6694 Take a left turn here and then go about 6000 miles. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
6695 Bear the Polar 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6696 We could exchange sstaycation spots 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6697 i know the arctic is technically a desert, but i really don't think you can empathize with me on this one 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6698 Do you have any Eskimo Pies? 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
6699 In a moment of clarity, Doug realized that he should have just prayed for a volleyball friend 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6700 Too sad for words 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6701 But you’re my Polar opposite. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6702 We get back to micro pangea, in a future not so far. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6703 Geez, gentrification sucks 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6704 That's a cool looking ride you've got there. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
6705 Are you one those new pizzly bears I've been hearing about? 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
6706 I think my eye-roll and thumbs-down says it all. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6707 Sorry I’m late. It’s become increasingly difficult to find solid transportation. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
6708 No one lands on this island unless they have been vaccinated! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6709 We weren't made for each other. I wish I could throw you a kiss to wave you off." 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6710 Hey, I’m bear naked stop looking! I’m very self conscious of my current situation. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6711 Here's the deal: I don't teach you how to fish so we can both eat for life. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6712 Who paid for your one way ticket? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6713 I came for the tree, nothing more, nothing less 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6714 Well, this is awkward. I suppose it's safe to assume you don't speak modern English? Anyway, since you're here, I'd like to apologize. I'm sorry we'll stop the world, but hey, we'll melt with you. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6715 When your island melts, mine disappears. I'll need help making a raft. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6716 Are you an anti-vaxer too?, 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6717 Might I suggest the coconuts? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6718 How much the m²? I haven't had a proper piña colada in months. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6719 Oh God...I wasn't clear enough with my desire... 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6720 Hey would you like to MEAT me for dinner? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6721 Come and join me in the shade, my island’s getting bigger as the temperature rises. 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
6722 I tried to warn them about the melting ice cap, but they told me to just go with the floe. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6723 I guess yabba dabba didn't. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6724 Come join me for a cold beer whilst we discuss the finer points of global warming 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6725 No, sorry... "man crawling through desert" would have been your FIRST left. 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6726 Really. I used to drive a Hummer,and fly to Paris for weekends. I owned a factory,and wore a coat made of real fur. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6727 Polar bear: “I’d tell you but I’d have to kill you” Islander: “I was kinda hoping we could share the coconut.” 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6728 This has always been there 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6729 They said, there's gold in them hills." 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6730 I’m fully vaccinated 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6731 Find your own island. You can't eat me. But you can cool off in the water from any island you find. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6732 Wanna trade places? The tropics aren't so great, either. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6733 Well hello, I suggest you take off your furs. You're in a new climate now. And may I borrow your raft? 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
6734 Now you've got to believe me that I am as low a greenhouse gas emitter as you'll ever run across. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6735 It's not DiGiorno's. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6736 Not cool, huh? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6737 Ahh...the mythical Saint Polar Bear to the rescue! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6738 Haircut? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6739 Say, can you help a fellow bear who's down on his luck? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6740 Hey, Dude, you want a Coco Colada? You brought the ice. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6741 When that melts you can join me, no worries. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6742 You still own a small iceberg , I used to own a large island until global warming . 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6743 Honestly, I think you made a wrong turn back in Greenland. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6744 No fair. You've got to be from a different season of "Alone." 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6745 At least your one moves. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6746 Oh, great! I couldn't get an ice raft of cute little penguins? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6747 Maybe you would let me climb onboard your really cool island and float away somewhere. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6748 I don’t see how you can bear it. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6749 Let's hope you don't become cliche. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6750 I’ll eat that 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6751 I can barely belive my eyes! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6752 Wow?!? Guess that Climate Change deal Really Does Exsist?!? JK Fuller. Genoa, N 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6753 Goodbye, hope we don't meet on the other end like we do now. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6754 Bear: Hi! How is the weather? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6755 Leonard began to understand the adage to never try out run a bear. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6756 Mr. Polar Bear, I’m a big fan. Mr Stranded on a Deserted Island, if it gets any hotter I’m going to need a big fan. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6757 I'm sure that you could help me out with my cardio, but I'm really not looking for a new trainer at the moment, thanks. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6758 Floating pities ! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6759 Erhm.. about that seal... 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6760 'Yooooo, it's all about perspective!' 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6761 Clara my dear beloved, finally you have found me..... 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6762 Yo, now just can't deny climate chang 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6763 The consequences of going overboard 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6764 Welcome to Necker Island! It's a little quiet these days but our Mars location is booming! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6765 So i said “polar bear, i barely know her bear!” 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6766 This is going to be un-bear-able. You lost because you seem so ice-olated. I’m going to call you a solo-bear. Don’t float too fast, you might break the sound-bearier. Hahaha, bear with me, I hope you like puns. You are related to Bear Grylls? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6767 I've lost 65 pounds since I arrived. There's no dinner here. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6768 Fossil fuels aren’t so bad they did bring me some food 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6769 "I said sit and stay. I never said come!" 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6770 Don’t stop here. All you’ll get is a too-hot seat and a no-fat lunch. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6771 Sam, I am moving to your spot. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6772 We've got to stop meeting like this. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6773 In the air tonight, 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6774 Look at the funbags on that hose -hound. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6775 Thought you were suppose to bring the chess set. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
6776 If I'm rescued first, you better hope they have a big refrigerator and a kind heart. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6777 Not quite the Polar Bear on Ice I was fantasizing about... 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6778 I am a retired Coca-Cola employee looking to find myself , but I ended up finding Waldo “ @newyorkerma 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6779 I got stranded on this island and your island melted? Bummer man! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6780 ...and I say this for all humanity...I pray the survival of yours outlives me. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6781 They set me adrift when I didn't pay my Club Med bill. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6782 funny seeing you here 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6783 Oh good, I've been dying for a Coke. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6784 *Two Person or Object Conversation* “I hear there’s a coffee bean shortage..” “beans? What does that have to do with coffee?” 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6785 Is it much cooler there? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6786 You can have a chunk of my ice if you will share your Whisky with me! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6787 No. I'd trade places only if I could still hope for a coconut. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6788 Your’e a long was from home 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6789 Global warming sucks! 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6790 I'd offer you a lift but...you know 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6791 Polar-Man: Far from Home 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6792 Are you my mother? 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
6793 Hold on — Stacey!? From Redondo? Went to San Diego State? No way. You dated her? Dude, you're gonna lose it. My boy fucked her back in college. A few times, actually. I mean, what are the odds? 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
6794 Go back. Immigration policy trumps climate predicament. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6795 I don’t think anyone is coming to the rescue 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6796 (yum.) (#@%!) 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6797 Man versus Wild": Bear Grylls versus Bear Polar Season 8 starting this Fal 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6798 No, really I was saving them for you. It was Wilson! Wilson, where are you? Ha ha..... 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6799 This summer on Love Island 2030... 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
6800 I'll eat the fish bones and keep you company till sea level rises more and death doth us apart. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
6801 Do you want to visit this manmade island, hooman? 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
6802 We have the same problem and ended up in the same place. But how we each got here is another matter. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6803 Of all the desert islands in all the oceans of the world, you float into mine. By the way, when was the last time you watched "Casablanca"? Really, don't you think Cary Grant would have made a better Rick? See, here's my thinking on that... 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6804 Given my current circumstances, I'm sure a visit would be refreshing, but ... 1.0909 0.02862 88 82 5 1
6805 The good news is we both like seal. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6806 Looks like neither of us won the Zero-“sun” game 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6807 How 'bout that? Global warming IS real. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6808 Hello Daddy 💙 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
6809 It's hot out here. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6810 Have you ever heard that one Weezer song? 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
6811 Travelling to Iceland in 2050 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
6812 No, I haven't a GPS phone on me. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6813 It was your fault. How 'bout if we share? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6814 so, you bring salvation with you? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6815 I know this cartoon is about climate change but you never told me I had to play the role of Frankenstein. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6816 Have you spotted anything to ETA lately? 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6817 Talk about global warming! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6818 Hey Mr. Polar Bear, I'll bet you most of this week's captions will be about global warming! 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6819 I ordered a whole iceberg- not a half, not 3/4, but a whole iceberg. I’m not paying one penny until I get the whole iceberg!!! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6820 Global warming has affected us both. We are both lucky. This was my country last month. I am hungry however. I sure hope you aren't. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6821 No one makes it all on their own? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6822 I hope you brought a Coke. Leo Lane Petaluma, CA 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6823 Let's play fish...got any 7's? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6824 No, uh, no island fever yet … 1.0870 0.03089 69 65 3 1
6825 On his trip around the world, Bernie found Times Square to be a bit underwhelming. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6826 Thank God you saw me without the fire... 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6827 Why bother social distancing, global warming will destroy us either way! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6828 Jerry? Is that you? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6829 Do you have Hulu? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6830 The Human Condition: The Ultimate Icebreaker. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6831 I feel your pain. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6832 Do you have any fancy flavored seltzer on you? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6833 Looks like we're the first and last man/bear expedition to summit Mt. Everest! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6834 If the bear cannot go to the island let the island come to the bear. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6835 Thanks for the ice cube. Do you have any scotch to go with it? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6836 So... how does your own medicine taste? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6837 You didn't see a bottle with a note, did you? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6838 Have you met the penguin family that just arrived from Antartica ?” 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6839 this isn’t what I meant when I said we needed separate holidays 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6840 So what do you think about climate change? Anita Batlow Edmond, Oklahoma 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6841 Yes, this is Greenland 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6842 Hey buddy, would you happen to know any Morse Code? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6843 are you here to say or are you just visiting? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6844 You show amazing equipoise for a bear. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6845 I know this is not your fault, but it's not mine, either. I hope we can learn to live in peace. Want a coconut ? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6846 Is the climate changing? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6847 Oh boy, dinner!" Q: Which one is saying it 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6848 Welcome! But did you consider sea level rise? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6849 God has graced me with a companion. Now I ponder, do I seek instant gratification by having sex with it or do I go in for the long haul and establish a four-to-five-year intimate friendship with it and then murder it in its sleep? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6850 No cap. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6851 I don't do minors 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6852 You are a long way from home, Bud 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6853 I know is bad for the artic but I can't help myself to a coke 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6854 I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to desert you! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6855 Need any ice? 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6856 I said “air fare” not “polar bear”! So much for bringing one thing to a desert island. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6857 That's not what the guys from Coca Cola Marketing promised to either of us 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6858 He stared at the bear that seemed to be so far away, yet just a few steps in front of him. The man lived on a deserted island, but the bear looked curiously back at him while sitting on ice. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6859 Hope he's not hungry! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6860 If global warming really is a thing explain that chunk fo ice you're floating on 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6861 we’re bearly making it 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6862 The Polar Bear Club is recruiting. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6863 Melting real estate is hot these days. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6864 You should have listened to Al Gore. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6865 Are you a Dog? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6866 I see you're social distancing." Rev Dr Gregory E Zotos DD Ph 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6867 Keep 6 feet away and we both are safe! No Covid -19, no vaccines will come between us! 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6868 Sure, I'll take a bag of ice. Is my credit still good? 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
6869 Are you here for the hot stone massage at two? 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6870 But I ordered aardvark! Hey, bear, do you know that I'm standing on top of what used to be the highest point in Miami? The surfing is lousy. Where did you find a piece of Styrofoam that large? I'm lonely. Wanna get married? Say something! Burrrrp! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6871 Welcome to Island of dead fish pole 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6872 Has the climate changed any? 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
6873 a fish out of water……for now 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6874 I thought the island looked smaller lately. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6875 Once yours melts you won't be safe here with me... 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6876 Good u came. Now I can try it for myself whether 'opposites attract' is a myth or reality 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6877 Global warming got you to eh 1.0729 0.02668 96 89 7 0
6878 Climate change? Strong tides? Or both? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6879 When I prayed for ice water, I didn't think it would be Polar ice. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6880 Sorry! Fresh out! Tuna melt's all the rage lately! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6881 Your appearance makes it obvious that we don't stand a chance against global warming. I just want to know if you brought the Klondike Bars. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6882 Yeah, well, at least you can blame it on us. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6883 Are you from Tennessee? Because polar bear. Wait, crap. Nvmd. #ForeverAlone 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6884 Recycled styrofoam? Wow,it 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6885 One o us is going to go hungry. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6886 have you ever been anyone’s pet….for awhile ? l d soderlind mpls mn 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6887 I hate Mondays. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6888 Gee, I guess climate change really does exist after all." Jim Dexter Methuen, Mas 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6889 The bear, “ Happy now? Hopefully, you have a plan for destroying the rest of it too!”, 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6890 It took global warming for us to finally find each other. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
6891 A Bear is an Island unto himself 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6892 Dr. Doolittle sent me. He thought you might like a little climate change. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6893 Hey Doug, I thought you supposed to be saving me by stopping climate change. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6894 Each mammal is an island. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6895 Whity, I need more white vapors, how could you come up to us? 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6896 It can’t be a “lame duck” adventure !! What’s ya opinion buddy? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6897 Want some ice with your palm nectar? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6898 It's all due to climate change really 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6899 I can travel, you don´t, you bear. Oh, I thought that this piece of ice was moving instead. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6900 How's the sushi here like? 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6901 I guess climate change sucked for both of us… this used to be America. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6902 Thats ok boy. Staaaay back. Gooood boooooy. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
6903 But if it had to perish twice... 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
6904 Q: If you were stranded on a desert island and could choose only one thing, what would it be? A: Reduced greenhouse gas emissions. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
6905 Who’s the guest and who’s the host? 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6906 At least the perils of climate change found me. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
6907 Wobbles do amazing things! Forecasting Rain in Western US & Drying out in China, Europe Eastern US? 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6908 No way poppi 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
6909 Who’d have said global warming could also be economic. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6910 Last man standing to last bear standin: “look on the bright side, marine life flourish is on the rise” 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
6911 What a Small world! I hail from the great state of Alaska as well!” 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6912 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, Catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollers, let him go, Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
6913 I've seen quite a few of you guys go past since Hawaii was full-size. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6914 I'm bear-ly making it, and now YOU show up 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6915 Global warming ? I'll float with you, I am out of coconuts. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6916 Trade ice for daily catch? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6917 You can see Russia from your backyard, I can see Cuba. We have to stop meeting like this! 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
6918 The dessert islands are elsewhere, mister baked alaskan. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6919 Hello…? 1.0533 0.03229 75 72 2 1
6920 Ok...so I forgot to turn the fridge off before I left! 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
6921 Who can bear the cost of a coconut these days? 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6922 ""Yep, we're polar opposites, and you better swim back to yours...very quickly." 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6923 Vincent fish! Vincent fish! Vincent fish! VINCENT FISH! Fish Vincent! Vincent fish! Vincent fish!… 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6924 Got any Coca-Cola? 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6925 At least your island won't melt away. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6926 I guess global warming is worse than I thought but at least we won't be alone together right furry bear bub. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6927 Finally something to eat. Thank you God for the feast. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6928 Sorry Dave,I got lost by way of Greenland,hope I didn 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6929 Didn’t Corona say, ‘find your beach’? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6930 Where´s my bottle of cola? 1.0290 0.02899 69 68 0 1
6931 Is the new Ours Pompon by François Pompon? 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0