Contest #764 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2021-07-25T21:32:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2021-08-08T21:34:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2021-08-02T21:33:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	August 9, 2021
Number of captions	6310
Number of responses	665368
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	If you're from Uber Eats, just sprinkle it in.	1.9155	0.01484	2886	1049	1032	805
1	Congratulations on making it this far. Just one more task and you can reset your password.	1.8742	0.01583	2703	1107	829	767
2	To be fair, you're not what I was expecting either.	1.8371	0.01348	3192	1228	1256	708
3	No sage advice. This is more of a think tank.	1.8312	0.01330	3448	1392	1246	810
4	Congratulations, you have just completed step two of Spirit Airline's refund policy.	1.8210	0.01317	3962	1778	1115	1069
5	You're almost right, I am a monkfish.	1.8142	0.01833	1841	772	639	430
6	Did you bring the little castle?	1.8117	0.01386	3203	1343	1120	740
7	If I had the answers, you think I’d be in this bowl?	1.8072	0.01430	2992	1259	1051	682
8	You think you had a tough time getting here.	1.8023	0.01469	2832	1200	992	640
9	Your parents lied to you about my death.	1.8001	0.01348	3432	1481	1156	795
10	Yes, I really can talk. You have two questions left.	1.7952	0.01263	3730	1569	1356	805
11	You go around in circles and then you die. Got it?	1.7932	0.01768	1973	854	673	446
12	The secret of life? Hydrate.	1.7906	0.01614	2297	978	822	497
13	You think YOU had a hard time getting here!	1.7880	0.01517	2594	1107	930	557
14	You're surprised I live here, but not by the fact I'm talking?	1.7851	0.01583	2489	1101	822	566
15	This is the last time I feed someone's fish while they're on vacation.	1.7828	0.01405	3251	1473	1011	767
16	Life is meaningless. Please exit through the gift shop.	1.7770	0.01555	2578	1155	843	580
17	A little castle, a fake fern, one of those little diver guys . . . you need me to write it down?	1.7769	0.01480	2712	1175	967	570
18	You missed him by one reincarnation.	1.7736	0.01478	2814	1255	941	618
19	The key to happiness? A three second memory span.	1.7719	0.01795	1938	876	628	434
20	I'm hoping that you brought your own water.	1.7711	0.01810	1809	790	643	376
21	It was more impressive when I did it	1.7687	0.01741	2097	965	652	480
22	Please tell me you're here about the leak...	1.7665	0.01975	1623	747	508	368
23	Thought you flushed me ..didn’t you, Mike.	1.7623	0.01652	2289	1051	731	507
24	Bad timing. The swami's at his place on Nantucket.	1.7550	0.01501	3061	1522	767	772
25	Happens all the time. I'm Swimmie. Swami is one mountain over.	1.7535	0.01556	2649	1256	790	603
26	One condition. I'll come home if you get rid of that damn cat.	1.7501	0.01506	2649	1209	893	547
27	I hope you've come to change the water.	1.7486	0.01853	1663	736	609	318
28	I'm Swimi. Swami is on the next peak.	1.7483	0.01493	2773	1294	883	596
29	The guru? He’s now working from home like everyone else.	1.7458	0.01561	2490	1152	819	519
30	Isn't the real question: What are any of us doing here?	1.7455	0.01727	2090	985	652	453
31	You want Enlightenment, one peak over. This is Solitude.	1.7416	0.01752	1896	860	666	370
32	And Roger soon realized his mistake in agreeing to feed his sherpa's fish while on vacation.	1.7322	0.01758	1964	929	632	403
33	You shouldn’t have flushed me, Dave.	1.7321	0.01738	2016	956	644	416
34	A simple 'hello' would be nice. But nooo, everyone always asks how I got up here.	1.7287	0.01725	1917	877	683	357
35	Reincarnation is a bitch.	1.7235	0.01875	1725	827	548	350
36	I'm more of a think tank than a wise man.	1.7219	0.02056	1370	640	471	259
37	I'll tell you the meaning of life if you tell me why you flushed me down the toilet.	1.7216	0.01923	1649	796	516	337
38	Oh you think this hike was hard for YOU?!	1.7206	0.01895	1675	803	537	335
39	Please come home.....we got rid of the cat.	1.7128	0.02077	1473	740	416	317
40	Everyone said Mom and Dad flushed you…But I always knew…	1.7121	0.02088	1351	648	444	259
41	I don’t care how thirsty you are, the answer is no !	1.7107	0.01989	1438	677	500	261
42	I didn't mislead you-I said I had an apartment with a view , I lived alone, and I was looking for a man who enjoyed the outdoors. But honestly, you don't look Jewish.	1.7097	0.02115	1402	702	405	295
43	You made a big mistake flushing me, Frank.	1.7074	0.02087	1367	665	437	265
44	Thirty years of fasting, meditation and prayer can be deeply transformative	1.7055	0.02114	1314	636	429	249
45	I hope you're not thirsty.	1.7017	0.02154	1247	602	415	230
46	No, no, no. I'm The Great Swimmy. The Great Swami is on the mountaintop next door.	1.6995	0.02216	1208	594	383	231
47	I'm waiting for the sea-level rise everyone's talking about.	1.6982	0.02140	1193	560	433	200
48	I suppose you expected an old man with a long beard. They all do.	1.6948	0.02241	1091	516	392	183
49	"Life has no meaning. Please exit through the gift store."	1.6930	0.02342	1101	553	333	215
50	So we meet again, Mr. Goldfish Flusher.	1.6925	0.02353	1083	542	332	209
51	I've traveled a great distance, guru, so don't play koi with me.	1.6888	0.02344	1054	520	342	192
52	Before you drink this, you should know what I do in here.	1.6882	0.02337	1039	507	349	183
53	I sure hope that look in your eyes is a thirst for knowledge.	1.6880	0.02314	1032	496	362	174
54	Congratulations! You have learned that struggle in life is sometimes meaningless"	1.6871	0.02321	1026	494	359	173
55	PLEASE tell me that you brought your own water	1.6848	0.02412	990	490	322	178
56	Welcome to the National Aquarium of Nepal.	1.6840	0.02492	978	500	287	191
57	If it were what you expected, it wouldn't be enlightenment.	1.6790	0.02549	919	469	276	174
58	Whew, good.. We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warrantee..	1.6787	0.02635	912	482	241	189
59	And suddenly Steve realized, that Nirvana was just the name of a fish.	1.6786	0.02575	924	479	263	182
60	Hi. We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.	1.6780	0.02704	910	496	211	203
61	This is the dawning of the Age of Aquariums.	1.6777	0.02563	903	460	274	169
62	Don’t even think about trying to fill your water bottle!	1.6765	0.02579	850	422	281	147
63	You looked different online.	1.6751	0.02602	871	444	266	161
64	Nobody's going to believe you.	1.6733	0.02570	857	428	281	148
65	The prize for reaching the top of the mountain was significantly less than what Harold expected.	1.6703	0.02694	822	425	243	154
66	Please don't be thirsty, please don't be thirsty.	1.6681	0.02836	717	365	225	127
67	Are you the cable guy?	1.6658	0.02745	784	406	234	144
68	When I was flushed, I thought my life was over… but it was just beginning.	1.6654	0.02609	780	381	279	120
69	Are you fully vaccinated?	1.6640	0.02779	762	395	228	139
70	It helps to see the bowl as half full.	1.6607	0.02830	669	331	234	104
71	The sad moment when you realize that “Pot of Gold” was just another mistranslated myth!	1.6598	0.02744	729	366	245	118
72	Yes, a talking goldfish. What did you expect, the Meaning of Life?	1.6561	0.02773	695	346	242	107
73	Yes, it’s remote – but I still feel like I’m living in a fish bowl.	1.6546	0.02904	689	360	207	122
74	You didn't think flushing me down the toilet would end me, did you Carl?	1.6540	0.02983	685	368	186	131
75	After you flushed me I really found myself	1.6531	0.02891	689	359	210	120
76	No matter how high you climb, you are a small fish in a small pond.	1.6498	0.02917	651	334	211	106
77	Okay, but just a sip.	1.6479	0.02946	639	329	206	104
78	I’ve moved up in the world since you flushed me	1.6472	0.03052	598	309	191	98
79	What does a fish have to do to get some privacy??	1.6471	0.02915	629	318	215	96
80	Before you go drinking my water, just remember this is my bathroom too.	1.6450	0.03104	614	329	174	111
81	No. Not even a sip.	1.6448	0.03035	625	330	187	108
82	Did you remember to bring the little castle?	1.6421	0.03019	598	308	196	94
83	Friends or no friends this is the last time I am feeding their fish when they go on vacation.	1.6364	0.03190	572	308	164	100
84	Oh yeah? Well you look like a human out of air.	1.6355	0.03149	557	292	176	89
85	Now who’s the fish out of water?	1.6355	0.03044	557	282	196	79
86	I've been isolating.	1.6345	0.03160	550	288	175	87
87	The secret of life? Everything beats a flush.	1.6284	0.03549	514	297	111	106
88	Proof of God's existence. How else explain the unspilled bowl at this height? Who feeds the goldfish? Who changes the water? Where does the new water come from? Huh? And the Mets are still in first place	1.6274	0.03297	518	278	155	85
89	Thank goodness we had you microchipped	1.6248	0.03328	501	268	153	80
90	The answers you seek are much less interesting than the story of how I got here.	1.6245	0.03255	506	266	164	76
91	Look, no one chooses their spirit animal.	1.6245	0.03356	498	268	149	81
92	Yeah, well, we're all trapped in our own way.	1.6240	0.03199	500	257	174	69
93	Ha, beat you again!	1.6240	0.03382	500	272	144	84
94	Maybe if you’d brought supplemental oxygen you wouldn’t think I was a goldfish.	1.6220	0.03415	492	269	140	83
95	The secret to happiness is a very short memory.	1.6203	0.03410	482	261	143	78
96	You forgot the flakes, didn't you?	1.6162	0.03414	456	242	147	67
97	Sorry Goldie, they’re making us go back to the office.	1.6142	0.03474	451	243	139	69
98	Hi! In case you are wondering, this used to be an ocean.	1.6130	0.03365	460	243	152	65
99	My parents told me they sent you to a farm in Upstate New York	1.6130	0.03527	447	244	132	71
100	This is just the waiting room. Please enjoy my soothing presence until you are called.	1.6115	0.03521	417	220	139	58
101	Now imagine how hard it was for me to get up here.	1.6114	0.03573	440	242	127	71
102	Don't even think about drinking my water.	1.6110	0.03503	437	235	137	65
103	I gotta warn you, Dave, it’s lonely at the top.”	1.6096	0.03407	438	230	149	59
104	No David, what are YOU doing here?	1.6096	0.03468	438	234	141	63
105	You’ve polluted the oceans, rivers, lakes, ponds. Can’t you leave me alone?	1.6076	0.03596	423	231	127	65
106	You the one ordered the ground shrimp pellet delivery from Uber Eats?	1.6071	0.03645	425	236	120	69
107	Next time you run away I'm not going come looking for you.	1.6065	0.03538	432	235	132	65
108	You're looking for the maharaji. I'm the mahi-mahi.	1.6061	0.03693	429	243	112	74
109	There is no meaning and no grand purpose; at least you got your steps in.	1.6058	0.03597	416	226	128	62
110	You must be my Amazon delivery	1.6057	0.03579	421	229	129	63
111	Wait…are you fully vaccinated?	1.6048	0.03636	415	228	123	64
112	Please, no jokes about 'scaling.' I've heard 'em all.	1.6043	0.03543	417	224	134	59
113	Are you vaccinated?	1.6033	0.03533	421	227	134	60
114	You never heard of monkfish?	1.6033	0.03686	426	241	113	72
115	Be nice to your kids. They pick your retirement home.	1.6025	0.03470	405	211	144	50
116	I know, reincarnation surprises even me.	1.6020	0.03611	407	221	127	59
117	You can leave it there, I requested contactless delivery	1.6015	0.03565	409	220	132	57
118	Do you remember me, Roger? You flushed me in 3rd grade.	1.6009	0.03635	436	247	116	73
119	The meaning of life? Sink or swim, bucko!	1.6000	0.03707	410	230	114	66
120	First lesson: Lower your expectations.	1.5995	0.03811	387	217	108	62
121	Oh good, you brought water.	1.5990	0.03545	394	208	136	50
122	Surprised? Well, not all hermits are crabs.	1.5985	0.03781	391	219	110	62
123	Thin air? I hadn't noticed.	1.5974	0.03574	390	207	133	50
124	Remember, this water is also my toilet...	1.5965	0.03739	399	224	112	63
125	Me? I just used the fish ladder out back.	1.5953	0.03718	383	210	118	55
126	So you're the first human up here? Congrats, I was the first fish.	1.5952	0.03719	378	206	119	53
127	The secret of life is hydration.	1.5947	0.03760	380	210	114	56
128	The secret to eternal life? Change the water in your bowl twice a week.	1.5942	0.03708	382	209	119	54
129	The Meaning of Life?? Simply carry me down this mountain and release me in a pond…..then I will tell you.	1.5930	0.03735	371	202	118	51
130	So what did you expect? It’s the Age of Aquariums.	1.5925	0.03854	373	210	105	58
131	No, I said the meaning of life is just a load of carp.	1.5913	0.03961	367	211	95	61
132	The secret of life? Stay hydrated.	1.5908	0.03644	391	214	123	54
133	Certainly you didn't think you'd seen the last of me when you flushed.	1.5889	0.03796	343	184	116	43
134	Amazon delivered me here.	1.5875	0.03983	337	188	100	49
135	Of all the nooks in all the mountains in all the world, you walk into mine.	1.5861	0.03868	360	202	105	53
136	Yes ,I’m a goldfish. What did you expect? Enlightenment?	1.5859	0.03630	396	219	122	55
137	The guru is wintering in Bali. Anything I can help you with?	1.5847	0.03878	354	198	105	51
138	Enlightenment is knowing you’re just a big fish in a small pond	1.5836	0.03906	341	189	105	47
139	But Mom and Dad said you went to a better place	1.5821	0.03898	347	194	104	49
140	It was a bit of a climb, but Steve was happy to finally find an apartment that allowed pets for just $1000 a month	1.5808	0.04233	334	199	76	59
141	Kind of puts your accomplishments in perspective, doesn’t it?	1.5802	0.03956	343	194	99	50
142	Did you see my Amazon package on the way up?	1.5796	0.03888	333	183	107	43
143	Gurus can sometimes be koi.	1.5775	0.03915	355	203	99	53
144	The meaning of life is to swim in circles. Have a safe trip down.	1.5764	0.03944	347	198	98	51
145	Not the pot of gold you were looking for, eh?	1.5762	0.04075	328	188	91	49
146	Ok, great! My ride is here.	1.5759	0.03859	323	175	110	38
147	Forget the cherries. Life is just a bowl.	1.5757	0.04013	337	193	94	50
148	Is there no privacy anywhere?	1.5750	0.04035	320	180	96	44
149	And for my third wish, I asked for a view near the water.	1.5745	0.03992	322	180	99	43
150	Crap, forgot the fish food.	1.5741	0.03705	317	165	122	30
151	Before I reveal the secret of life - do you have any fish food with you?	1.5741	0.03801	324	174	114	36
152	I know. If I came all this way I’d be disappointed too.	1.5736	0.03734	326	173	119	34
153	You're blocking my view.	1.5732	0.04193	314	182	84	48
154	I asked you for one thing and you forgot. Fish food, Frank. Fish food.	1.5723	0.04056	318	180	94	44
155	Congratulations. You’ve reached sea level.	1.5700	0.04091	307	173	93	41
156	Yes, I’m a fish. You may ask two more questions wanderer.	1.5698	0.03720	351	193	116	42
157	Cave's taken.	1.5686	0.03969	306	168	102	36
158	Having regrets about flushing me down the toilet?	1.5667	0.04349	300	178	74	48
159	Is Trump still president?	1.5649	0.04135	308	177	88	43
160	You forgot the plastic bag, didn't you	1.5621	0.04136	290	163	91	36
161	I see you got my text.	1.5606	0.03970	289	157	102	30
162	Is it half full or half empty?	1.5603	0.04195	282	159	88	35
163	Zen is the next cave up. This is reincarnation.	1.5591	0.04320	279	161	80	38
164	You won’t believe this but.. they were OUT of fish food.	1.5591	0.04350	279	162	78	39
165	Forget the mystery of life. The real mystery is how I got here.	1.5576	0.04118	278	154	93	31
166	I'm NOT being koi.	1.5560	0.04552	277	168	64	45
167	What if I told you "we're all living in a fishbowl"?	1.5543	0.04142	276	154	91	31
168	You must be the pet sitter.	1.5529	0.04080	293	166	92	35
169	It's safe. Biden won.	1.5524	0.04243	286	166	82	38
170	Now who's the fool on the hill?	1.5506	0.04146	267	148	91	28
171	Just calm down, I know you must be thirsty, but let's not doing anything hasty here.	1.5500	0.04263	260	146	85	29
172	Don't act so koi with me	1.5498	0.04355	291	175	72	44
173	Honestly, sea level rise can't get here soon enough.	1.5492	0.04181	264	147	89	28
174	Life sucks, then you get flushed down the toilet.	1.5455	0.04387	253	145	78	30
175	"Since you ask, the secret of life is to just keep swimming."	1.5447	0.04475	257	151	72	34
176	Haven’t you heard? The sea is rising.	1.5444	0.04277	259	147	83	29
177	The meaning of life?! How about ‘don’t flush your friends down the toilet.’	1.5437	0.04331	263	152	79	32
178	Now what makes you think this is a phishing scheme?	1.5434	0.04103	265	147	92	26
179	The higher up you go the better the prizes get	1.5427	0.04169	293	172	83	38
180	Where's the regular guy with dehydrated shrimp?	1.5422	0.04441	249	144	75	30
181	Finding me up here is about as likely as writing a winning caption.	1.5421	0.04521	273	167	64	42
182	The good prizes are at the summit.	1.5415	0.04564	253	151	67	35
183	At least one of us has enough oxygen at this altitude.	1.5410	0.04547	244	143	70	31
184	Enlightenment may be more complicated than Brian considered.	1.5407	0.04519	246	144	71	31
185	Brian please,I've told you I need my space.	1.5403	0.04268	248	139	84	25
186	Tell me you brought fish food.	1.5401	0.04327	274	162	76	36
187	If you can hear me, you have attained your desired state of consciousness. Now, please take me to the river.	1.5375	0.04566	253	152	66	35
188	Well, I wasn't expecting to see you either	1.5362	0.04482	235	135	74	26
189	I'm the Dory Lama.	1.5360	0.04538	250	149	68	33
190	Get a fish" they said, "It's a low maintenance pet" they said..	1.5359	0.04650	237	141	65	31
191	Nirvana, my friend, is a few flakes a day and someone to change the water.	1.5357	0.04475	252	149	71	32
192	Now that you’re vaccinated, can we please move back to the city?	1.5344	0.04687	247	151	60	36
193	I am glad you came because I’ve been trying to reach you to discuss your car warranty.	1.5324	0.04460	278	172	64	42
194	So this is the studio walkup with water views!	1.5310	0.04329	258	151	77	30
195	Oh, so a fish can't know the meaning of life?	1.5310	0.04615	226	132	68	26
196	Yes, it is me, Ernie. I suspect you didn't expect to see me again after you flushed, did you?	1.5301	0.04429	266	161	69	36
197	I forget why I asked you to meet me here.	1.5292	0.04646	240	145	63	32
198	Don't ask.	1.5290	0.04176	259	148	85	26
199	Long time no sea.	1.5289	0.04799	225	136	59	30
200	...and there, frozen in terror, he found himself face-to-face with the legendary Abominable Goldfish.	1.5289	0.04544	225	130	71	24
201	Who did you expect? Moses?	1.5277	0.04644	235	141	64	30
202	I guess this is what they mean when they say it’s the journey not the destination.	1.5269	0.04200	260	150	83	27
203	Did you remember to get me a little castle?	1.5251	0.04942	219	135	53	31
204	No wisdom for you until you change my water.	1.5246	0.04439	244	144	72	28
205	I trust you brought your own water.	1.5246	0.04401	244	143	74	27
206	The secrets to a long, healthy life? Avoid the sun, stay hydrated, and, above all, avoid seafood.	1.5244	0.04758	225	136	60	29
207	What? You were expecting enlightenment?	1.5244	0.04716	225	135	62	28
208	I thought I found one place I could escape the feeling I was living in a fishbowl.	1.5242	0.04685	227	136	63	28
209	You’re in a bubble too you know…	1.5238	0.04665	231	139	63	29
210	The meaning of life is not to flush it down the toilet.	1.5234	0.04899	214	130	56	28
211	Frank then realized that his mom wasn’t lying when she said that his fish had “run away.”	1.5231	0.04775	216	129	61	26
212	Sure it's a walk-up, but at least there's a window.	1.5227	0.04391	220	124	77	19
213	Fish food first, meaning of life second.	1.5226	0.04491	243	145	69	29
214	Well, what are YOU doing here?	1.5213	0.04766	211	125	62	24
215	Hello Edmond. Thought you’d be done when you flushed me didn’t you?	1.5198	0.04262	252	147	79	26
216	And you're expecting a goldfish to tell you the meaning of life?	1.5195	0.04584	231	138	66	27
217	Kiss me and I'll turn into a down escalator.	1.5179	0.04734	224	136	60	28
218	Yeah, I know – the whole reincarnation thing didn’t work out too well for me last time.	1.5169	0.04552	236	142	66	28
219	You must have misread the sign...it's "Contemplation of the Sole"	1.5149	0.04974	202	123	54	25
220	Winning carnival prizes is more challenging than it used to be.	1.5148	0.04419	237	140	72	25
221	The disappointment and disillusionment are mutual.	1.5146	0.04804	206	123	60	23
222	If a fish in a bowl can climb a mountain, you can figure out your own damn problems.	1.5126	0.04980	199	121	54	24
223	Wanda, why do you ask?	1.5125	0.04723	240	151	55	34
224	I'm a Buddhist monkfish.	1.5124	0.04892	201	121	57	23
225	There you are, ok I got rid of the cat...	1.5124	0.04892	201	121	57	23
226	I was released into the wild.	1.5096	0.04819	208	126	58	24
227	I will tell you the secret of life after you change the water.	1.5093	0.04990	214	135	49	30
228	You may ask me three questions as long as they aren’t about me being a fish.	1.5075	0.04929	199	121	55	23
229	I'm Swimmy, Swami is two peaks to the left.	1.5051	0.05191	196	124	45	27
230	If I knew the secret of life you think I'd be here??	1.5050	0.04860	200	121	57	22
231	Great job - OK now YOU hide!	1.5047	0.04719	214	130	60	24
232	The meaning of life? To swim counterclockwise.	1.5026	0.04840	189	112	59	18
233	The secret to a long and happy life is not having any attention span.	1.5026	0.05149	193	121	47	25
234	Karma's a bitch, ain't it.	1.5025	0.04790	201	121	59	21
235	Of all the mountain tops in the world, you walk into mine...	1.5025	0.04957	203	126	52	25
236	What? They said the oceans were rising and I took precautions.	1.5025	0.04957	203	126	52	25
237	Sorry. The Guru is two peaks over.	1.5024	0.04588	207	122	66	19
238	That's it Goldie. Run away once more and you're going back to the pound.	1.5023	0.04782	213	131	57	25
239	Welcome to Trump Tower in Nepal.	1.5023	0.05065	217	141	43	33
240	You live, you die, you're flushed.	1.5023	0.04952	221	142	47	32
241	You may not like the answer, but then again, you're not a fish.	1.5022	0.04622	223	136	62	25
242	Oh, great. Another 'seeker of wisdom' just popping in. No privacy at all. It's like I'm living in a goldfish bowl.	1.5022	0.04708	223	138	58	27
243	Suddenly, Bill remembers that he forgot the fish food.	1.5000	0.05051	198	124	49	25
244	So the key to life comes down to one word, “HYDRATE “	1.5000	0.04122	230	131	83	16
245	Is it really that hard to feed me three times a day?	1.5000	0.04548	222	134	65	23
246	We are going home. I am tired of bringing you food up here everyday.	1.5000	0.04827	226	144	51	31
247	Finally, someone to change my water	1.4978	0.04489	223	134	67	22
248	You could at least try not to look so disappointed.	1.4976	0.04588	207	123	65	19
249	And you thought you could just flush our life together down the toilet, Carl. I know we can make this work.	1.4974	0.04898	195	119	55	21
250	Jerry, I hope you've got fresh water in that backpack!	1.4973	0.04855	185	110	58	17
251	There you are, Nemo.	1.4973	0.04893	183	109	57	17
252	What? Not the kind of gold you were looking for?	1.4955	0.04724	222	139	56	27
253	Hey,Jim. Remember that goldfish you flushed when you were 8?	1.4952	0.04785	210	130	56	24
254	Welcome! You have three wishes, but you can't wish for more wishes, water, or a fish dinner.	1.4950	0.05062	200	127	47	26
255	And all this time the answers to life's questions were in my living room	1.4944	0.05179	178	110	48	20
256	I’m sure you have a lot of questions.	1.4927	0.04871	205	128	53	24
257	Look who it is. Tim crawling back after discovering there weren’t better fish in the sea	1.4921	0.05190	191	122	44	25
258	Robert considers carefully how to get past the Guardian Goldfish	1.4920	0.05108	187	117	48	22
259	'The old worn out treasure map just said Gold.!!'	1.4917	0.05115	181	112	49	20
260	The truth? I could use some pellets.	1.4917	0.04932	181	109	55	17
261	The good news, O pilgrim, is that reincarnation is real.	1.4916	0.05218	179	112	46	21
262	Holy mackerel.	1.4913	0.04893	173	102	57	14
263	Please tell me you're here to fix my broadband.	1.4911	0.04649	224	140	58	26
264	Would you mind changing my water?	1.4911	0.04563	224	138	62	24
265	Getting the bowl up here was the easy part.	1.4911	0.04518	224	137	64	23
266	This is the last scavenger hunt...ever.	1.4906	0.04704	212	131	58	23
267	The way to enlightenment is unshellfishness	1.4894	0.04858	188	114	56	18
268	The guru is the next cave over - I'm the fugu.	1.4892	0.04955	186	114	53	19
269	You're not thirsty, right?	1.4891	0.04874	184	111	56	17
270	The meaning of life is to circle the globe until you go belly-up.	1.4888	0.05239	178	112	45	21
271	I told you you couldn't run away from your responsibilities, Steve.	1.4885	0.04624	217	134	60	23
272	The path to enlightenment is to have a 3 second memory.	1.4878	0.05016	205	132	46	27
273	Advice? Don't pee in water you swim in.	1.4868	0.04954	189	117	52	20
274	George was just one reincarnation too late.	1.4868	0.04722	189	113	60	16
275	Before you eyeball this water, think about what it is that I do in here.	1.4866	0.04757	187	112	59	16
276	Heard the Oceans were rising. Getting ahead of the game.	1.4865	0.04974	185	114	52	19
277	Thank god you got my text	1.4865	0.05205	185	118	44	23
278	Last time I offer to pet sit	1.4863	0.05014	183	113	51	19
279	The hermit crab will see you shortly	1.4862	0.05114	181	113	48	20
280	“I’m the first in a series of gatekeepers. Each is increasingly more ferocious than me.”	1.4861	0.04731	216	136	55	25
281	Are you with Amazon? I have been waiting for my fish flakes since last week.	1.4860	0.05033	179	110	51	18
282	THATS where they go when you flush them?!	1.4852	0.04973	169	101	54	14
283	Before you started, did anyone mention the term "red herring"?	1.4848	0.05410	165	104	42	19
284	Took you long enough! Now you hide and I’ll count.	1.4844	0.05221	192	125	41	26
285	My few cents? Reincarnation is not fake news.	1.4831	0.04926	178	108	54	16
286	Don't tell me you forgot my little castle.	1.4821	0.05535	168	109	37	22
287	And I thought my parents were joking when they said Goldie went to a faraway place.	1.4817	0.05152	164	100	49	15
288	I’m really starting to hate these scavenger hunts	1.4815	0.04839	189	116	55	18
289	Did you remember to get the fish food.	1.4813	0.05162	187	120	44	23
290	You’ve come a long way. You’re thirsty. I get it! But let’s keep this in perspective…	1.4809	0.05072	183	115	48	20
291	Good, you got my text.	1.4798	0.04680	198	121	59	18
292	Finall!, Are you from UberEats? I ordered 3 days ago!	1.4795	0.05202	171	107	46	18
293	It’s about time! I can’t change this water myself, you know	1.4794	0.04804	194	120	55	19
294	Oh, thank God! I’ve been stranded up here for three seconds! Oh, thank God! I’ve been stranded up here for three seconds! Oh, thank God! I’ve…	1.4793	0.05180	169	105	47	17
295	You’re early. Your cave won’t be ready til 3, so, if you’d like to, hangout on the ledge.	1.4788	0.05271	165	103	45	17
296	I thought the fortune teller said I'd be granted one wish at the top of the mountain.	1.4787	0.04906	211	137	47	27
297	I see you departing on a great journey to return here with fresh water and and a tank brush.	1.4785	0.05173	163	100	48	15
298	Food floats, poop sinks, always look upwards.	1.4780	0.05032	182	114	49	19
299	Must have been nice to do it with legs...	1.4769	0.05054	195	126	45	24
300	It was this or get flushed.	1.4765	0.05157	170	106	47	17
301	Thirteen years swimming in a bowl does not lead to enlightenment!	1.4757	0.04972	185	116	50	19
302	The secret to life? Don't get hooked.	1.4751	0.05289	181	118	40	23
303	He's out at the moment, would you like to leave a message?	1.4747	0.04385	217	132	67	18
304	Let me guess, someone told you that there was gold in these hills and they 'forgot' to say fish.	1.4746	0.05319	177	115	40	22
305	Great job. Now it’s your turn to hide.	1.4745	0.04982	196	126	47	23
306	I took the elevator.	1.4744	0.05260	156	96	46	14
307	There you are little guy, I've been looking everywhere for you.	1.4740	0.04889	173	105	54	14
308	Hi there! I’m one of the last signs of oxygen deprivation.	1.4737	0.05201	171	108	45	18
309	Excuse my current reincarnation. With any luck, I'll be a cat within a week and I won't give a damn about your problems.	1.4727	0.05609	165	109	34	22
310	Sorry, we're full.	1.4725	0.04970	182	114	50	18
311	Thought you could get rid of me that easily, huh?	1.4724	0.05316	163	103	43	17
312	It might help you wrap your head around this to know that right now, somewhere in the world, a yogi is sitting on an end table and a cat is staring at him.	1.4716	0.05520	176	118	33	25
313	People always get it wrong. It's survival of the fishest.	1.4709	0.05434	172	113	37	22
314	...And that’s the moment Barry learned he missed his Guru by one reincarnated lifetime.	1.4709	0.05173	189	124	41	24
315	You’ll find peace once you accept the size of your own bowl.	1.4706	0.04878	170	103	54	13
316	I can’t be your emotional support animal anymore.	1.4699	0.05245	166	105	44	17
317	The rent is cheap and I like the view. Next question.	1.4695	0.05291	164	104	43	17
318	Did you remember the sparkling water?	1.4693	0.04903	179	111	52	16
319	Lower your expectations.	1.4691	0.05410	162	104	40	18
320	You shouldn’t have followed me here David. We’re just two, conflicted comets on different paths”	1.4686	0.05239	175	113	42	20
321	Nah, I'm Doctor Guppy. Gupta's on the next mountain over.	1.4684	0.05511	158	102	38	18
322	Did you remember to get fishfood this time?	1.4671	0.05516	152	97	39	16
323	Sure, you didn't find the wisdom you seek, but isn't a talking fish still worth the climb?	1.4670	0.04968	182	115	49	18
324	You'd better be the DoorDash guy with some fish food.	1.4667	0.05196	165	104	45	16
325	Don’t answer when he asks, “If you could be anything….”	1.4663	0.05037	193	126	44	23
326	I hope you brought flakes.	1.4663	0.04856	178	110	53	15
327	I wish you people would just leave me alone.	1.4660	0.04699	206	131	54	21
328	You? You again?	1.4659	0.05216	176	114	42	20
329	I'd tell you the Secret of Life but I have the memory of a goldfish.	1.4658	0.05434	161	104	39	18
330	He's not here. He took a job at Goldman Sachs.	1.4656	0.04892	189	120	50	19
331	Vishnu" or "fish knew"	1.4655	0.05385	174	115	37	22
332	Marco!	1.4651	0.05306	172	112	40	20
333	If you can figure out how I got myself up here and am still alive, then you will understand the meaning of life.	1.4645	0.04886	183	115	51	17
334	Kind of anti-climatic, huh?	1.4643	0.05333	168	109	40	19
335	Congratulations. You have reached the height of absurdity!	1.4641	0.05227	181	119	40	22
336	I’m in witness protection!	1.4639	0.05029	166	103	49	14
337	Sorry Sir. Your appointment was an hour ago.	1.4636	0.05380	151	95	42	14
338	I lived that life, had my fun, but let me tell you...swimming with the sharks gets old real fast.	1.4634	0.05072	164	102	48	14
339	The secret of life? Go with the flow.	1.4631	0.05175	149	91	47	11
340	Not for the first time, on his weekly 200km round-trip to the fish food store, Ned wished Buddha had been reborn as a mountain goat.	1.4629	0.05299	175	115	39	21
341	After a long and arduous hike, Ernie found a pot of goldfish at the end of the rainbow.	1.4629	0.05045	175	111	47	17
342	Before I announce the meaning of life, would you be a sport and change my water?	1.4626	0.05651	147	95	36	16
343	You can work from anywhere these days.	1.4626	0.05398	147	92	42	13
344	If I knew so much would I be in this bowl?	1.4625	0.05529	160	105	36	19
345	What did you expect? A llama?	1.4615	0.05594	143	91	38	14
346	You want the next mountain over.	1.4615	0.05255	156	98	44	14
347	It's a bit confining but the view is great.	1.4611	0.04751	180	111	55	14
348	Nobody puts Baby in the toilet!	1.4611	0.05149	167	106	45	16
349	My other bowl is an ocean.	1.4611	0.05078	167	105	47	15
350	Not what you expected, eh?	1.4611	0.05078	167	105	47	15
351	'Listen bud, would I be stuck in this bowl if I had any answers?'	1.4610	0.05383	154	98	41	15
352	As long as you’re here, could you change my water?	1.4607	0.04788	178	110	54	14
353	Did you have trouble with that last 1000 feet,too?	1.4607	0.05170	178	116	42	20
354	Remote work, you know	1.4607	0.04854	178	111	52	15
355	Your sherpa really played you, man. The guru is on the top of the first mountain to the north.	1.4601	0.05018	163	101	49	13
356	And you thought when you flushed me down the toilet you'd never see me again?	1.4601	0.05382	163	106	39	18
357	Sorry, the wise man you're looking for is two mountains over.	1.4598	0.05065	174	111	46	17
358	Who is trapped?	1.4595	0.05539	148	95	38	15
359	Not what you were expecting? I get a lot of that.	1.4591	0.05183	159	100	45	14
360	To those seeking my wisdom I say: Carp-e diem.	1.4586	0.05071	157	97	48	12
361	Atop Mt Wisdom,he received The Word according to Carp	1.4586	0.05166	181	119	41	21
362	He who seeks wisdom is often disappointed.	1.4583	0.05564	144	92	38	14
363	Nobody's ever going to top this fish story.	1.4581	0.05434	155	100	39	16
364	I dropped out of school to find myself.	1.4577	0.05440	142	89	41	12
365	Can I circle back to you?	1.4575	0.05563	153	100	36	17
366	Are you waiting for the great flood as well?	1.4575	0.05162	153	95	46	12
367	You don't remember me, do you?	1.4573	0.05562	164	110	33	21
368	Do I look like a monkfish to you?	1.4571	0.05043	175	112	46	17
369	The meaning of life? You swim around in circles,somebody over feeds you,and you get flushed down a toilet.	1.4571	0.04911	175	110	50	15
370	If you lived here, you'd be home by now.	1.4570	0.05124	151	93	47	11
371	Sure, I can tell you the meaning of life! Oh wait…I forget.	1.4565	0.04924	184	118	48	18
372	The swami? He got tired of all the visitors.	1.4564	0.05344	149	94	42	13
373	You forgot my sunken castle tank ornament, didn't you?	1.4555	0.04677	191	120	55	16
374	You flushed. I woke up here. The world turns.	1.4545	0.05300	154	98	42	14
375	Not what you expected to see up here? Yeah I get that a lot.	1.4545	0.05501	143	91	39	13
376	It's all about the journey, you lucky bastard!	1.4540	0.05255	174	115	39	20
377	The Master is out. What's your question?	1.4540	0.05015	163	102	48	13
378	Hi! I am a high-altitude-induced hallucination.	1.4539	0.05510	152	99	37	16
379	So, Robert. Don't worry - I've completely forgotten that flushing incident.	1.4534	0.05209	161	103	43	15
380	The secret to life is having a 'bowl half-full" attitude	1.4533	0.05563	150	98	36	16
381	I’m really hoping you brought fish food.	1.4533	0.05145	150	93	46	11
382	But the clue said "when you reach the highest height you will find a pot of GOLD...."	1.4532	0.05796	139	91	33	15
383	Much to his dismay it was Jimmy, whom he had flushed years before.	1.4531	0.04997	192	127	43	22
384	You think YOU'RE confused?	1.4529	0.05010	170	108	47	15
385	Didn’t you see the big sign at the bottom? “Wise Hermit - Thursday thru Sunday, Talking Goldfish - Monday thru Wednesday”?	1.4528	0.05478	159	105	36	18
386	Typo or not you asked to visit a Swimi!	1.4528	0.05180	159	101	44	14
387	Kind of a letdown, isn’t it?	1.4528	0.05551	159	106	34	19
388	And that’s the moment Jeff realized he’d been catfished.	1.4528	0.05331	159	103	40	16
389	Pet adoption has gotten so competitive.	1.4528	0.05256	159	102	42	15
390	No one will believe you.	1.4527	0.05193	148	92	45	11
391	I am in a fish bowl? Wow, you are not very self-aware are you?	1.4519	0.06106	135	91	27	17
392	I don't mean to be koi, but you've had the answers inside of you all along.	1.4518	0.05095	166	106	45	15
393	When you get to the hamster, you're almost there.	1.4516	0.05274	155	99	42	14
394	Sorry, the guru plays golf every Wednesday.	1.4516	0.05582	155	103	34	18
395	Stay hydrated.”	1.4514	0.05816	144	96	31	17
396	Did you remember the fish food?	1.4513	0.04776	195	126	50	19
397	You see, the key to happiness is to have a three-second memory.	1.4512	0.05283	164	107	40	17
398	He's out replenishing his sagacity. Can I take a message?	1.4512	0.04992	164	103	48	13
399	I hope you remembered to bring a clear plastic bag	1.4507	0.05343	142	89	42	11
400	Relax, I’m just his pet.	1.4507	0.05616	142	92	36	14
401	I signed up for a climbing expedition, not a phishing expedition.	1.4506	0.05330	162	106	39	17
402	Looks like you'll be sleeping with the fishes tonight.	1.4506	0.05330	162	106	39	17
403	This can't be the meaning of life!	1.4503	0.04615	191	120	56	15
404	Don’t even think of it—I peed in the water!	1.4500	0.05674	140	91	35	14
405	Climb high and go for the gold, they said." I knew there was something fishy about that	1.4497	0.05302	169	112	38	19
406	Thank God. The bear was starting to doubt my wish-granting abilities.	1.4494	0.05502	158	105	35	18
407	You must be the new pet sitter	1.4494	0.04963	158	98	49	11
408	Your fish has been granted.	1.4493	0.05449	138	87	40	11
409	No, you can't have a drink.	1.4493	0.05546	138	88	38	12
410	Why is the question always, "What's the wi-fi password?"	1.4491	0.05482	167	113	33	21
411	The secret of life is fish food. Please tell me you brought the fish food.	1.4490	0.05726	147	98	32	17
412	Well, well, well... we meet again.	1.4490	0.05644	147	97	34	16
413	Feed me, then we’ll talk.	1.4485	0.05200	136	83	45	8
414	… Steve misunderstood his mother’s dying wishes about storing the family gold in a high place.	1.4485	0.05979	136	91	29	16
415	I’ll tell you the meaning of life, but first change the water in my bowl	1.4485	0.05116	165	106	44	15
416	You might reconsider your disappointment given you have found a talking fish.	1.4477	0.05297	172	115	37	20
417	I will grant you one fish”.	1.4476	0.05497	143	92	38	13
418	Just a few more steps until I win the gold…fish?	1.4474	0.05662	152	102	32	18
419	Beat you!	1.4470	0.05921	132	87	31	14
420	Feed me and then I'll tell you the meaning of life.	1.4467	0.05796	150	102	29	19
421	Relax...if this was a bear cave I wouldn't be in the bowl.	1.4462	0.05467	130	81	40	9
422	As the Buddha reminds us: even when you feel underwater; BREATHE.	1.4462	0.05988	130	86	30	14
423	It’s the journey, not the destination.	1.4452	0.05414	146	94	39	13
424	Sorry, I don’t know the meaning of life. I’m just here to remind you to stay hydrated.	1.4452	0.05189	155	99	43	13
425	Finally. The app said the delivery would be here four days ago!	1.4444	0.05237	153	98	42	13
426	Sorry no... that's the Oracle of Delphi. I can only see 3 seconds into the past.	1.4444	0.05467	144	93	38	13
427	Seriously? Do I look like I’d know the secret of life?	1.4437	0.05338	142	90	41	11
428	Sorry, this is the meaning of life	1.4436	0.05485	133	84	39	10
429	OMG WATER AND DINNER	1.4430	0.05424	158	105	36	17
430	That’s when Jake discovered that the ancient Inca word for ‘gold mine’ is very similar to their word for ‘gold fish’.	1.4423	0.05624	156	106	31	19
431	The meaning of life? Have a six second memory.	1.4417	0.05372	163	109	36	18
432	Welcome to this pike’s peak!	1.4412	0.05208	170	113	39	18
433	Please don’t say you’re thirsty.	1.4412	0.05974	136	92	28	16
434	I’d tell you how I got up here, but I have the memory of a goldfish.	1.4410	0.05126	161	104	43	14
435	I’m headed down now so this spot is all yours.	1.4409	0.05772	127	82	34	11
436	So which one of us is really outside our element?	1.4408	0.05422	152	100	37	15
437	The listing said, "High room with a view, pool and fishing"	1.4407	0.04992	177	116	44	17
438	I thought I was going to find a monk, not a monk fish.	1.4403	0.05248	159	104	40	15
439	Oh thank god. Couldn't remember how to climb down.	1.4395	0.05139	157	101	43	13
440	Teach a man to fish, you will feed him for a day. Teach a fish to man, you'll be very confused.	1.4394	0.05717	132	86	34	12
441	True happiness is a change of water.	1.4388	0.05414	139	89	39	11
442	I specifically didn’t buy a dog so I wouldn’t have to worry about you wandering off!	1.4379	0.05551	153	103	33	17
443	Don't look so disappointed; you're no guru either.	1.4375	0.05637	144	96	33	15
444	They brought me up to do altitude training for the rising sea levels. You?	1.4371	0.05064	167	109	43	15
445	Jonah, the early years.	1.4371	0.05273	167	112	37	18
446	Look, I'm not happy about it either.	1.4366	0.05516	142	93	36	13
447	You, too, shall only grow as big as your bowl.	1.4365	0.05909	126	83	31	12
448	I just think the ocean is overrated.	1.4362	0.05330	149	97	39	13
449	Don’t be koi.	1.4361	0.05976	133	90	28	15
450	We’ve been waiting for you, Jeffrey	1.4361	0.05479	133	85	38	10
451	I'll just run away again.	1.4358	0.04948	179	118	44	17
452	Do you blindly followed your GPS as well?	1.4356	0.05151	163	107	41	15
453	You were expecting a hermit crab, I presume	1.4356	0.05224	163	108	39	16
454	Oh, I forgot to say - Stay hydrated!	1.4342	0.05417	152	101	36	15
455	It’s a common mistake - the Goldmans are two mountains over.	1.4342	0.05653	152	104	30	18
456	As you can see, life has no meaning.	1.4336	0.05918	143	99	26	18
457	Okay, now you hide.	1.4336	0.05749	143	97	30	16
458	Welcome. The secret to happiness is a short memory. Welcome. The secret to happiness is a short memory. Welcome....	1.4336	0.05575	143	95	34	14
459	Um...I'll share the water if you can get me out of here before the eagle gets back.	1.4333	0.05468	150	100	35	15
460	Just a sip, OK?	1.4331	0.05290	157	104	38	15
461	The owner accepted an offer an hour ago but you're welcome to have a look around.	1.4328	0.05238	134	84	42	8
462	Believe me, I'm just as surprised as you are.	1.4326	0.05895	141	97	27	17
463	It’s easier through Zoom, you know?	1.4326	0.05355	141	91	39	11
464	Did you bring me those crackers I like?	1.4324	0.05088	148	94	44	10
465	Why yes, I am vegan	1.4323	0.05260	155	102	39	14
466	Think outside the bowl.	1.4320	0.05604	125	80	36	9
467	Did you really think that flush trick would work?	1.4317	0.05690	139	93	32	14
468	Well it's about time you made it! My water needs changing.	1.4315	0.05135	146	93	43	10
469	Yes, I live in a fishbowl too	1.4314	0.05468	153	103	34	16
470	Sorry, I don't know a 'Wanda'.	1.4314	0.05144	153	99	42	12
471	The meaning of life? Simple: H. 2. O.	1.4310	0.05047	174	116	41	17
472	When you have no memory,you live in the now.	1.4306	0.05456	144	95	36	13
473	While you're here, can you change my water?	1.4306	0.05456	144	95	36	13
474	What were you expecting? The Dalai Lama	1.4305	0.05358	151	100	37	14
475	Once again, Joe regretted not packing his fly rod.	1.4298	0.06079	121	81	28	12
476	What happened to the regular delivery guy?	1.4297	0.05941	128	86	29	13
477	Welcome, you're the first to arrive. We're expecting two more. Then we'll get started.	1.4296	0.05811	135	91	30	14
478	My last wish was to come back as a fish.	1.4295	0.05324	149	98	38	13
479	It’s tricky: No humans ever get to tell others we mountain piranhas even exist.	1.4295	0.05492	149	100	34	15
480	Does this bowl make me look fat ?	1.4286	0.05874	133	90	29	14
481	What do you mean you forgot the Flakes?	1.4286	0.05034	154	99	44	11
482	There you are, please just come back home and we can talk about it.	1.4286	0.05545	147	99	33	15
483	I wouldn’t mind a change of water.	1.4286	0.05282	140	90	40	10
484	I was left here- what’s your excuse?	1.4286	0.06008	126	85	28	13
485	My first piece of advice is don’t listen to a fish stuck in a cave on a mountaintop.	1.4276	0.05514	145	97	34	14
486	What can I say,expectations invariably disappoint.	1.4276	0.05155	145	93	42	10
487	I'm self-isolating.	1.4275	0.05716	138	93	31	14
488	Sorry, I'm a koi. If you are looking for a koan, the Buddhists are one mountain over.	1.4275	0.05839	131	88	30	13
489	I'm finding myself.	1.4274	0.05392	124	78	39	7
490	You can have one sip, but that's it.	1.4267	0.05544	150	102	32	16
491	Water. The secret to life is water.	1.4265	0.05486	136	89	36	11
492	This lake has amazing mountain views	1.4265	0.05962	136	94	26	16
493	My advice will sound fishy.	1.4262	0.05810	122	80	32	10
494	Welcome to my humble a-bowl.	1.4262	0.06259	122	84	24	14
495	Eddie will be back in a minute. He’s defrosting some ice cubes for happy hour.	1.4262	0.05449	122	77	38	7
496	You signed up for a hiking and fishing trip. I’m the second part.	1.4259	0.05091	162	107	41	14
497	Okay, Goldie. This is the LAST time I’m coming to get you. Quit running away from home!	1.4255	0.05803	141	97	28	16
498	Well, well, well...You thought you could just leave me on the shelf at home did you?	1.4251	0.04909	167	109	45	13
499	Would you mind taking me back down with you?	1.4247	0.05484	146	98	34	14
500	Not the pot of gold you were expecting?	1.4247	0.05570	146	99	32	15
501	I'd ask you how you got here, but I'm guessing you don't remember.	1.4240	0.06249	125	87	23	15
502	Have you been vaccinated?	1.4238	0.05514	151	103	32	16
503	You came back for me.	1.4237	0.06067	118	79	28	11
504	First you flush me! Now you want my wisdom?	1.4234	0.05835	137	94	28	15
505	Not what you were expecting? Yeah, the feeling's mutual.	1.4231	0.05660	130	86	33	11
506	I’m sorry, we JUST closed.	1.4231	0.05660	130	86	33	11
507	The meanig of life?" It's you go around and around in circles and then you die.	1.4228	0.05888	123	82	30	11
508	Can't I get any privacy anywhere? I feel like I'm living in a fishbowl!	1.4225	0.05504	142	95	34	13
509	No, Clive. You're not climbing a mountain. You fell asleep during a Zoom meeting again.	1.4225	0.05319	142	93	38	11
510	And everyone thought the Find My Fish app was a waste of money.	1.4225	0.05682	142	97	30	15
511	I only came for a holiday, but I fell in love with the place.	1.4222	0.05409	135	88	37	10
512	This is where we go when you flush us down the toilet.	1.4222	0.05708	135	91	31	13
513	Wild-caught is getting ridiculous.	1.4221	0.05355	154	104	35	15
514	No, he said, ‘There’s goldfish in them thar hills.’	1.4219	0.05613	128	84	34	10
515	You get one question. Just don't tap on the glass.	1.4218	0.05539	147	100	32	15
516	Is the pandemic over yet?	1.4215	0.05956	121	81	29	11
517	Did you remember the little plastic scuba diver?	1.4214	0.05371	140	92	37	11
518	Remember when you thought my life would end in a flush?	1.4214	0.05078	159	105	41	13
519	The wise one quit and left me in charge of ironic metaphors.	1.4214	0.04998	159	104	43	12
520	But first, my pinch of food.	1.4211	0.05241	152	101	38	13
521	There is no bowl.	1.4211	0.06217	114	77	26	11
522	We can fit you in next Thursday at 2:00.	1.4211	0.05241	152	101	38	13
523	Damn Gary didn't expect to see you here. Flushed you years ago!	1.4211	0.05464	133	87	36	10
524	You aren't the only one who needed a change of scenery.	1.4207	0.05420	145	97	35	13
525	Excuse me sir, would you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?	1.4206	0.06000	126	86	27	13
526	Going for the Gold!	1.4203	0.05616	138	93	32	13
527	What'd you expect, a trout?	1.4202	0.05660	119	77	34	8
528	You were expecting someone more evolved?	1.4191	0.05378	136	89	37	10
529	Sorry, pal, this is the "Fish Bowl of Life". You'll find "The Meaning of Life" one mountain to the west.	1.4191	0.05378	136	89	37	10
530	Don’t give me that look. You’re having none of my water.	1.4188	0.06336	117	81	23	13
531	One small step for a fish, one giant step for a pescatarian.	1.4186	0.05579	129	85	34	10
532	I'll just run away again if you take me back!	1.4186	0.05896	129	88	28	13
533	Hey man you are blocking my view	1.4186	0.06098	129	90	24	15
534	I just had to get out of that apartment.	1.4184	0.05049	141	90	43	8
535	Goldie, you naughty fish, don’t ever run away from home again!	1.4184	0.05049	141	90	43	8
536	I suppose you came all this way just to tap on the glass.	1.4180	0.06030	122	83	27	12
537	Did you bring the fish flakes?	1.4173	0.04886	139	87	46	6
538	Wanda?	1.4167	0.05531	144	98	32	14
539	The cave of wonders will grant you one FISH. Sorry. Happens all the time.	1.4167	0.06102	120	82	26	12
540	Before I answer your question, did you remember to bring the fish food?	1.4167	0.05141	156	104	39	13
541	There are plenty of fish in the sea but only one up high in the mountains.	1.4167	0.05261	144	95	38	11
542	Thanks for meeting me, were you followed by anyone?	1.4160	0.05469	125	81	36	8
543	After years of searching, this is the last place Dave thought he would find Nemo!	1.4157	0.04921	166	110	43	13
544	(Alec Baldwin voice) At the tender age of twelve he returned home from a week long sleep away camp on the North Shore of Lake Superior called Camp Towanawana. It didn’t take long for him to notice his goldfish, who he affectionately named “Bobby” after his favorite uncle who passed away in a bizarre soap box derby accident, had gone missing. After hours of relentlessly questioning his mother, who he loved very deeply, she finally admitted that “Bobby” had decided to pack up his tank and move to the snowy mountains of Nepal. He accused her of telling the worst lie in history and never spoke to her again. Twelve days later she passed away in a similar, yet slightly different bizarre soap box derby accident. He refused to attend her funeral and instead rented a studio apartment in New York City’s Lower East Side. Many years later, as a self made millionaire having invented a better, safer soap box, he decided to trek the Nepalese mountains to find the inner peace he had always been missing. There at the top of an obscure peak nestled in a dark cave was Bobby. His mother, it seems, loved him very deeply and as it turned out never lied to him. He and Bobby shared a brief look, they silently nodded and he climbed down and went home. Shortly after he married and welcomed a son who he named Bobby. He has yet to visit his mother’s grave though he still loved her very deeply.	1.4155	0.06181	142	104	17	21
545	Enlighten me, what the hell am I doing up here?	1.4154	0.05960	130	90	26	14
546	Oh, hey, my ride's here!	1.4154	0.05652	130	87	32	11
547	I don't care how thirsty you are - stay back!	1.4153	0.06057	118	80	27	11
548	I did it, I found Nemo!	1.4153	0.05813	118	78	31	9
549	I guess you thought you were higher up the evolution chain.	1.4151	0.05071	159	106	40	13
550	You were expecting Nemo?	1.4146	0.05878	123	83	29	11
551	You order Doordash?	1.4143	0.05266	140	92	38	10
552	Didn’t feel like waiting in the Everest queue, huh?	1.4141	0.05146	128	81	41	6
553	Now do you believe cod exists?	1.4132	0.06174	121	84	24	13
554	You'll be safe from the cat here.	1.4130	0.04903	138	87	45	6
555	AirBnb listing " Accommodation includes pool and mountain views"	1.4130	0.05793	138	96	27	15
556	Can you change my water?	1.4122	0.05404	131	86	36	9
557	Sorry - the regular guy's on vacation. I'm just a temp.	1.4122	0.05332	148	100	35	13
558	Sorry, no vacancy. This is not a man cave.	1.4118	0.05666	136	93	30	13
559	The meaning of life is ... damn, I’ve forgotten it again.	1.4118	0.05855	136	95	26	15
560	Strive for total immersion.	1.4118	0.05569	136	92	32	12
561	'You can't escape me Steve'	1.4118	0.06016	119	81	27	11
562	You’re looking flushed.	1.4118	0.05666	136	93	30	13
563	So you thought you could just flush me and run away?	1.4118	0.06016	119	81	27	11
564	No fish food, no enlightenment.	1.4113	0.05700	141	98	28	15
565	Be careful. There's a shark on the summit.	1.4113	0.05727	124	83	31	10
566	Location, location, location.	1.4112	0.06222	107	72	26	9
567	Buddy if I knew the answer to that I'd be some kind of guru!	1.4109	0.05570	129	86	33	10
568	There’s bigger fish to fry.	1.4109	0.05460	129	85	35	9
569	Oh, thank God...I don't have to walk you....	1.4107	0.06024	112	75	28	9
570	Who did you think was going to feed me while you were gone, Brian?	1.4106	0.05084	151	100	40	11
571	He'll be right back. He went for his second shot.	1.4104	0.05526	134	90	33	11
572	No disrespect, but I thought you would at least have a beard...	1.4101	0.05086	139	90	41	8
573	Do you really think I have an answer for this?	1.4101	0.05385	139	93	35	11
574	Didn’t think you’d see me again after the big flush did you, Hal? As you once said to me, and I quote, “Good luck on the way down!”.	1.4099	0.05248	161	111	34	16
575	Imagine yourself floating.	1.4098	0.05303	122	78	38	6
576	I suppose you're fishing for an answer.	1.4097	0.05435	144	98	33	13
577	Did you bring the bicycle?	1.4095	0.06588	105	73	21	11
578	Oh, that's where I left you!	1.4091	0.05372	132	87	36	9
579	Can’t a goldfish get any privacy anymore!	1.4091	0.05673	110	71	33	6
580	Who were you expecting? Nemo?	1.4088	0.05727	137	95	28	14
581	I told you, I want to be left alone!	1.4083	0.05736	120	80	31	9
582	Life is just a bowl. There's no cherries.	1.4083	0.05976	120	82	27	11
583	Congratulations! I am the prize.	1.4083	0.05613	120	79	33	8
584	Life finds a way, as we witness the last two species right before procreation.	1.4083	0.05736	120	80	31	9
585	Listen Dave, you’re gonna be tempted to share this dream with Rebecca tomorrow. DON’T do it. She doesn’t care.	1.4083	0.06206	120	84	23	13
586	No, it's a gold fish mine.	1.4080	0.06127	125	88	23	14
587	How did I get here? Do I look like I remember?	1.4080	0.05217	125	80	39	6
588	I forgot what I came up here for.	1.4080	0.06021	125	87	25	13
589	Some scavenger hunt.	1.4077	0.05316	130	85	37	8
590	Sing like no one’s listening, love like you’ve never been hurt, dance like nobody’s watching, and swim around in circles.	1.4071	0.05543	140	96	31	13
591	The journey of a Thousand miles begins with a single flush"	1.4071	0.06488	113	80	20	13
592	. “Doug, you didn’t see the elevator?”	1.4071	0.05981	113	76	28	9
593	Get rid of the cat.	1.4068	0.05676	118	78	32	8
594	Darwin finds evidence that the highest mountains formed on the sea floor, after all.	1.4065	0.05517	123	81	34	8
595	When Fred told Sally he’d feed her fish, he had no idea what he’d agreed to…	1.4065	0.05395	123	80	36	7
596	He won me at a fair. How’d you get here?	1.4065	0.05395	123	80	36	7
597	For total enlightenment, place one pinch of flakes in this bowl. No more. No less.	1.4065	0.04988	155	103	41	11
598	The guru is off today. But if you care to leave your name and number he’ll get back to you as soon as possible.	1.4060	0.05233	133	87	38	8
599	I too am tired of living in a fishbowl	1.4060	0.05446	133	89	34	10
600	To pass, you must answer three questions regarding ichthyology.	1.4057	0.06398	106	73	23	10
601	While you're here, could you please change my water?	1.4056	0.05274	143	96	36	11
602	It’s the journey	1.4052	0.06241	116	81	23	12
603	Printer's Error. I'm the Dead Sea scrod."	1.4052	0.06591	116	84	17	15
604	What could be more enlightening than a talking fish?	1.4050	0.05936	121	83	27	11
605	Being eternally in the moment hasn't kept the poop from building up.	1.4048	0.05982	126	88	25	13
606	Do i look like the Dalai Lama to you?	1.4048	0.05982	126	88	25	13
607	Finding Nemo in the Alps.	1.4046	0.05712	131	90	29	12
608	You from Amazon? My castle was backordered.	1.4044	0.05461	136	92	33	11
609	NOW do you believe in reincarnation?	1.4044	0.05153	136	89	39	8
610	Did you remember the fish food this time?!?	1.4044	0.05153	136	89	39	8
611	(both together) Do you have some fresh water!!!	1.4044	0.05153	136	89	39	8
612	Your ex-wife was here last week. I’m her third wish.	1.4032	0.05600	124	83	32	9
613	I got here before the climate change--when you had to swim to this cave.	1.4031	0.05773	129	89	28	12
614	Yes, ironically, it ends up that a small fish in a small pond is the one with the answers.	1.4031	0.05560	129	87	32	10
615	Siri, 'Cave of Wonders' pet shop Forest Hills.	1.4028	0.05515	144	100	30	14
616	You're not from Amazon?	1.4016	0.06010	122	85	25	12
617	Geez Milton, you can't keep running off like that.	1.4015	0.05574	132	90	31	11
618	The secret of enlightenment?… Let’s see, I knew it a second ago, and then I swam around the bowl, …Nope, sorry, it’s gone	1.4015	0.05777	132	92	27	13
619	My delivery app says you should have been here 10 minutes ago,	1.4015	0.05329	137	92	35	10
620	The sushi bar is one level up.	1.4015	0.05429	137	93	33	11
621	I didn’t realize this was a shared Airbnb	1.4015	0.05527	137	94	31	12
622	Congrats! you made it to the end of the rainbow and found the pot of goldfish!	1.4015	0.05329	137	92	35	10
623	You’re probably wondering how I got up here.	1.4014	0.05257	147	100	35	12
624	I'm here for your afternoon feeding.	1.4000	0.05659	110	72	32	6
625	I came back to get you. I read that releasing you into the wild was bad for the environment.	1.4000	0.06026	115	79	26	10
626	Did you bring the fish pellets?	1.4000	0.05345	120	78	36	6
627	Okay. I promise I'll change your water if you come home.	1.4000	0.05534	140	97	30	13
628	You think YOUR oxygen is getting thin?	1.4000	0.05601	120	80	32	8
629	Goldie?	1.4000	0.05792	125	86	28	11
630	It's survival of the fittest up here, pal. Drop the backpack and leave while you can.	1.4000	0.06290	105	72	24	9
631	You're safer here than with the kids.	1.4000	0.05484	135	92	32	11
632	The Hermit is currently on a break. Would you like me to take a message?	1.4000	0.05632	130	89	30	11
633	‘Cause baby, there ain’t no mountain high enough	1.4000	0.05947	110	74	28	8
634	I'm a golden fish in a mountain cave. Who are you?	1.4000	0.05525	130	88	32	10
635	Whadda mean, you forgot the gold fish food?	1.3988	0.05188	163	114	33	16
636	Remember me?	1.3986	0.05402	148	103	31	14
637	This was once all underwater and I’m the last holdout.	1.3985	0.05222	133	88	37	8
638	The cat will never find you here.	1.3985	0.05436	133	90	33	10
639	Did you think flushing me down the toilet when you were twelve would be the last you see of me Hollingsworth?	1.3984	0.05800	128	89	27	12
640	Next time I’ll remember to specify “pet sitting IN MY HOME…”. .	1.3984	0.05857	123	85	27	11
641	I don't know if you remember me, I was here 20 seconds ago.	1.3982	0.06227	113	79	23	11
642	Finally, the Alpha Betta.	1.3981	0.06068	103	69	27	7
643	Wear a mask.	1.3981	0.06807	103	74	17	12
644	You know as soon as I get to the other side of this bowl I am going to forget who you are.	1.3971	0.05350	136	92	34	10
645	You think you had a hard time getting up here?	1.3969	0.05384	131	88	34	9
646	I've been trying to reach you about your car's warrantee..."	1.3968	0.05755	126	87	28	11
647	You did it! You found the pot of gold fish!	1.3968	0.05414	126	84	34	8
648	OK…You wished for a mountain that would be easy to climb; and You wished for a real surprise at the top; so…what's your third wish?	1.3967	0.05924	121	84	26	11
649	They said GOLD!	1.3966	0.06107	116	81	24	11
650	- Oh, not you again.	1.3966	0.05595	116	77	32	7
651	Are you with Adopt-A-Pet?	1.3964	0.06041	111	76	26	9
652	About time. I ordered three weeks ago.	1.3960	0.06147	101	68	26	7
653	…I’m in the witness protection program	1.3960	0.06306	101	69	24	8
654	Maybe you should have asked for more detail when they said "pot of gold."	1.3960	0.05620	149	107	25	17
655	It’s always in the last place you look.	1.3958	0.05418	144	100	31	13
656	So, what’s next on your bucket list?	1.3958	0.05046	144	96	39	9
657	We’re two lost souls swimming in a world destroyed by your skepticism about climate change.	1.3955	0.04857	134	86	43	5
658	Thanks for bringing the pellets. I'll tip you on the app.	1.3950	0.05751	119	81	29	9
659	Did you bring food?	1.3950	0.05751	119	81	29	9
660	Well what did you expect ? A bear in a fish bowl ?	1.3950	0.05751	119	81	29	9
661	He's currently unavailable. May I be of assistance?"	1.3947	0.05376	114	74	35	5
662	Yes small fish - but wise.	1.3946	0.05159	147	100	36	11
663	The answer is ... hey, I can talk!	1.3945	0.05976	109	74	27	8
664	Before you take another step, one question: Did you bring any fish food? I’m starving up here.	1.3945	0.05832	109	73	29	7
665	Don't worry. I'm a vegetarian.	1.3942	0.06021	104	70	27	7
666	Not ready to go back to the office either?	1.3939	0.05563	132	91	30	11
667	Joe wasn't sure why he expected the fish to talk.	1.3937	0.05607	127	87	30	10
668	Life is a swim in your own poop.	1.3934	0.05998	122	86	24	12
669	If you've come here seeking wisdom, you've come to the wrong cave. Clearly, I know nothing, I'm trapped in this fishbowl.	1.3934	0.05528	122	82	32	8
670	look pal, the brochure had 'pot of gold' in quotes for a reason	1.3931	0.05206	145	99	35	11
671	It is not the bowl in which you choose to swim that matters, my son, but wherein you place the bowl.	1.3925	0.05902	107	72	28	7
672	Why are you looking at me like that…and where is your canteen?	1.3925	0.05902	107	72	28	7
673	The Oracle of Delphi is a goldfish?	1.3920	0.05435	125	84	33	8
674	Avoid flush toilets."	1.3913	0.05481	115	76	33	6
675	Ha. I told you I'd get here first.	1.3913	0.05884	115	79	27	9
676	I found those last ten steps a killer, didn't you?	1.3907	0.05230	151	105	33	13
677	Oh, you’re looking for human wisdom. It’s two peaks west.	1.3906	0.05230	128	85	36	7
678	Did you happen to pack some fish food?	1.3906	0.05572	128	88	30	10
679	You should be safe up here.	1.3906	0.05789	128	90	26	12
680	Did you remember to bring the water?	1.3905	0.06127	105	72	25	8
681	I've got to stop offering to feed people's fish when they go on vacation.	1.3902	0.05612	123	84	30	9
682	One of us must be hallucinating.	1.3901	0.05399	141	98	31	12
683	Hey guy! Long time, no sea!	1.3898	0.06022	118	83	24	11
684	Hey, man! Do you mind? You're blocking my view.	1.3894	0.05397	113	74	34	5
685	I’ll just leave your grub hub Algae flake delivery on the top ledge	1.3893	0.05372	131	89	33	9
686	I'm not sure what you're complaining about. You have legs.	1.3889	0.05131	144	98	36	10
687	Dude, you gotta knock first. I'm naked.	1.3889	0.06147	108	75	24	9
688	This will be ocean front property soon.	1.3889	0.05859	108	73	28	7
689	Welcome seeker of truth! As the Swami's on leave all inquiries will be to me...Swimmy.	1.3885	0.05258	139	95	34	10
690	We’ve been trying to reach you regarding your fishbowl’s extended warranty.	1.3885	0.05356	139	96	32	11
691	I'm sure he said, "There's gold in them thar hills." I guess I missed the "fish" part.	1.3884	0.05426	121	81	33	7
692	I’m done granting wishes.	1.3879	0.05580	116	78	31	7
693	You climbed up here to ask me THAT?	1.3879	0.05444	116	77	33	6
694	What is the sound of one fish splashing?	1.3876	0.05751	129	91	26	12
695	Technically I'm a flying fish.	1.3874	0.05748	111	75	29	7
696	Looks like you’ve been suckered into a phishing expedition.	1.3868	0.06226	106	74	23	9
697	The secret to happiness is swimming in a bowl of vodka.	1.3868	0.06508	106	76	19	11
698	I got rid of the cat, please come home.	1.3866	0.05980	119	84	24	11
699	You can stay, but don't hog the oxygen.	1.3862	0.05196	145	100	34	11
700	It's the cosmic joke, son, there is no meaning of life.	1.3862	0.05196	145	100	34	11
701	Try to remember it’s not the destination it’s the journey…..	1.3858	0.05249	127	85	35	7
702	And all this time I thought my mom had flushed you down the toilet!	1.3852	0.05390	122	82	33	7
703	It beats being flushed.	1.3846	0.05609	130	91	28	11
704	Season 9 of Alone. Everyone gets one pet.	1.3846	0.05674	117	80	29	8
705	I was also fleeing a life lived in a fishbowl.	1.3846	0.05543	117	79	31	7
706	I'm a bit out of my element.	1.3846	0.05408	117	78	33	6
707	in all the gin joints in all the mountains in all the world you have to climb into mine	1.3846	0.05802	117	81	27	9
708	I would tell you the secret to life, but I forgot it.	1.3846	0.06454	104	74	20	10
709	It gets weirder from here...	1.3846	0.05518	104	68	32	4
710	How did you beat me up here?	1.3840	0.05540	125	86	30	9
711	Don't shoot me, but what you seek is at the bottom of the ocean.	1.3840	0.05768	125	88	26	11
712	It's the only place I thought you'd be safe during Covid.	1.3840	0.05655	125	87	28	10
713	Did you not see the ski lift in the back of the mountain?	1.3839	0.05846	112	77	27	8
714	Welcome to the cave of infinite wisdom. Do you have a reservation?	1.3839	0.05846	112	77	27	8
715	Despite her strong effort, Goldie still lost this round of Hide and Seek.	1.3839	0.06115	112	79	23	10
716	I am the guru. What were you expecting?	1.3835	0.05088	133	89	37	7
717	Your next incarnation is gonna suck.	1.3833	0.06170	120	87	20	13
718	The swami will be right back. I'm the swimy.	1.3833	0.06056	120	86	22	12
719	If you’re looking for the secret to enlightenment, I’ll just let you know- I forgot	1.3833	0.05574	120	82	30	8
720	This wasn’t what I expected when I rented a “remote waterfront property with a view”.	1.3833	0.05317	120	80	34	6
721	Bout time you got back! This damn bowl needs a cleaning	1.3828	0.05559	128	89	29	10
722	Hey, you're blocking my view!	1.3821	0.05717	123	86	27	10
723	A yeti won me at the State Fair. Why is that so hard to believe?	1.3821	0.06056	123	89	21	13
724	‘You better be the cable guy’	1.3819	0.05307	144	101	31	12
725	The key to life is not overfeeding.	1.3818	0.05773	110	75	28	7
726	Enough finding yourself! You have to go back to school now.	1.3818	0.05322	110	72	34	4
727	Were these the places Dr.Seuss said we'd go	1.3817	0.05249	131	89	34	8
728	Oh shoot, I left your food in the camper.	1.3814	0.05759	97	64	29	4
729	Welcome to Karpmandu.	1.3814	0.05762	118	82	27	9
730	You look flushed.	1.3814	0.06245	118	86	19	13
731	The secret to a happy life is to live each day as if you will be flushed.	1.3813	0.05441	139	98	29	12
732	There you are! You can’t keep running off like this.	1.3813	0.05536	139	99	27	13
733	True contentment comes from staying at home.	1.3810	0.06110	105	73	24	8
734	The secret to a long life? Why are you asking me? We usually last a week at best!	1.3810	0.05618	126	88	28	10
735	The hermit crab takes Thursdays off, what's your question ❓	1.3806	0.05585	134	95	27	12
736	This used to be underwater; I'm just returning to my roots.	1.3806	0.05275	134	92	33	9
737	But first, could you change my water?	1.3805	0.05231	113	74	35	4
738	When I tell my kids their fish is in a better place I won’t be lying.	1.3802	0.05898	121	86	24	11
739	You seem disappointed.	1.3800	0.06321	100	70	22	8
740	The secret to true happiness is a three-second memory span.	1.3800	0.06479	100	71	20	9
741	You better flush twice next time.	1.3798	0.05413	129	89	31	9
742	We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.	1.3796	0.06541	108	79	17	12
743	And we all thought God was a woman	1.3793	0.06080	116	83	22	11
744	And he comes without his mask ! There is no sign of intelligent life anywhere.	1.3793	0.05428	116	78	32	6
745	Are you from Amazon? I ordered one of those little castles.	1.3788	0.05744	132	95	24	13
746	The meaning of it all is fish gotta swim.	1.3786	0.06340	103	73	21	9
747	I am not sure how you beat me here but don't look so smug. You still have to make it home.	1.3782	0.05201	119	79	35	5
748	You should see where they left the dog!	1.3780	0.05115	127	85	36	6
749	Other than achieve a higher consciousness there is not much else to do in a fish bowl.	1.3780	0.05582	127	89	28	10
750	Your long sort answer is: No matter where you go, no matter how far you travel, you will always live in a fish bowl of your own making.	1.3778	0.05450	135	95	29	11
751	Look, man, all I know is that I've been up here at least five seconds...	1.3778	0.04917	135	90	39	6
752	Would you, please, return me to the kindergarten class that just left."	1.3776	0.06408	98	69	21	8
753	Yup, that's right. We're all living in a fishbowl. That's the meaning of life. Happy now?	1.3774	0.05096	106	68	36	2
754	Let me Guess, Pisces, right?	1.3774	0.06209	106	75	22	9
755	You were expecting the Dead Sea Scrolls?	1.3774	0.06062	106	74	24	8
756	The secret to happiness? Return here once a week, clean the bowl, and change the water.	1.3774	0.05758	106	72	28	6
757	Look, I can’t keep stopping for you to catch up. I’ll see you at the top.	1.3774	0.06209	106	75	22	9
758	Pot of goldfish?!	1.3774	0.05758	106	72	28	6
759	I'm trying to develop into a new species.	1.3772	0.06279	114	83	19	12
760	Three wishes? Really?	1.3770	0.05248	122	82	34	6
761	Affordable Apartment living in 2021.	1.3770	0.05858	122	87	24	11
762	What took you so long? I’m starving!	1.3768	0.05060	138	94	36	8
763	So many fish in the sea and you keep coming back to me.	1.3768	0.04954	138	93	38	7
764	No- I'm not bowled over to see you.	1.3763	0.06649	93	66	19	8
765	Well, it’s not YOUR natural habitat either.	1.3763	0.06288	93	64	23	6
766	Sushi, you have to stop running away like this.	1.3762	0.06426	101	72	20	9
767	Did you bring fresh water?	1.3761	0.06084	109	77	23	9
768	The secret to life is be content with your fate.	1.3761	0.06222	109	78	21	10
769	Cast ye crumbs upon the water.	1.3761	0.05498	109	73	31	5
770	I booked online.	1.3761	0.06222	109	78	21	10
771	I meant it Wanda. There ain't no mountain high enough.	1.3761	0.06036	117	84	22	11
772	Nope. Wrong question. Go fish.	1.3760	0.05641	125	88	27	10
773	I needed some air, Phil	1.3760	0.05526	125	87	29	9
774	You once flushed me, but now I'm in a better place.	1.3759	0.05377	141	100	29	12
775	Crap! How the hell did you find me?	1.3750	0.06157	120	88	19	13
776	Who were you expecting to find, Nemo?	1.3750	0.05431	120	82	31	7
777	Your next task will require a ping pong ball.	1.3750	0.06151	96	66	24	6
778	I'm looking for Luca Brassi. I understand he sleeps here.	1.3750	0.05985	104	72	25	7
779	When all the ice sheets melt and sea level rises I'll be free!	1.3750	0.06151	96	66	24	6
780	Some call me...'Fin'	1.3750	0.06497	96	68	20	8
781	There you are, Spike! You had me worried sick	1.3750	0.05966	112	79	24	9
782	And you thought your world was small?	1.3750	0.06151	96	66	24	6
783	FINALLY! Take me back to the pond and I'll grant you three wishes.	1.3740	0.05122	131	89	35	7
784	Are you a Pisces too?	1.3740	0.05340	123	84	32	7
785	Finding Nemo - Global Warming Edition	1.3739	0.05587	115	79	29	7
786	Aren't we all just fish in a bowl?	1.3738	0.05867	107	74	26	7
787	The climb had been especially difficult but I felt good, then as I entered the cave, that dreaded fish had beaten me again!"	1.3737	0.05668	99	66	29	4
788	Did you get the fish flakes I like?	1.3737	0.06823	99	73	15	11
789	If I had any words of wisdom, I wouldn’t be here.	1.3737	0.06671	99	72	17	10
790	Oh, thank God. It’s still here.	1.3737	0.06021	99	68	25	6
791	The Meaning of Life is "You're Screwed."	1.3730	0.05716	126	90	25	11
792	Life is like a bowl of water.	1.3727	0.05899	110	77	25	8
793	After going out for a hike a week ago, and having been reported missing for 7 days, a rescue team member found Flippy alive and in good spirits	1.3725	0.06373	102	73	20	9
794	« This spot is taken »	1.3723	0.06047	94	64	25	5
795	He'll be back shortly, he just went out for some fish food.	1.3721	0.05170	129	88	34	7
796	What do you mean, you don't remember me?	1.3721	0.05286	129	89	32	8
797	Took you long enough! OK, now I'm "it"...	1.3717	0.05922	113	80	24	9
798	The meaning of life? Yes, it's . . . no wait, I can't remember. Oh yeah, the meaning of life is . . . Damn, gone again. Wait, wait, it's right there, it's . . . nope, forgot it again.	1.3717	0.05922	113	80	24	9
799	I hope you like your advice unfiltered.”	1.3714	0.05939	105	73	25	7
800	I’m sorry we’re gonna have to evacuate you again due to the worsening climate change situation.	1.3712	0.05313	132	92	31	9
801	Congratulations! You are the first to find goldfish in them thar hills!	1.3711	0.06099	97	67	24	6
802	I'm sorry, we're closed.	1.3711	0.06099	97	67	24	6
803	it really is in the last place you look	1.3708	0.06267	89	61	23	5
804	"I did this climb because It's There! What's your explanation?"	1.3707	0.05411	116	79	31	6
805	The secret to a happy life? Forget everything every six seconds...Oh, hello. What question can I answer for you.	1.3707	0.05939	116	83	23	10
806	Life is swimming	1.3704	0.05970	108	76	24	8
807	They told me I'd find gold.	1.3704	0.05823	108	75	26	7
808	Carpe Carp	1.3704	0.05970	108	76	24	8
809	I've never seen the results of bad karma so vividly displayed.	1.3701	0.05568	127	90	27	10
810	I told you I wanted to be ALONE, Greg.	1.3701	0.05454	127	89	29	9
811	I would tell you the meaning of life, but I have the memory of a goldfish.	1.3700	0.05972	100	69	25	6
812	I didn’t know I missed the high tide	1.3700	0.06614	100	73	17	10
813	First, go get me a miniature castle, then maybe we talk.	1.3700	0.05624	100	67	29	4
814	I said I’m not ready to talk, David.	1.3700	0.05801	100	68	27	5
815	My secret? Stay hydrated.	1.3694	0.05713	111	77	27	7
816	Nope. Swimmie. Not swami.	1.3694	0.06517	111	83	15	13
817	Sorry, no mask, no service.	1.3694	0.05713	111	77	27	7
818	I’m looking for gold, fish.	1.3694	0.05713	111	77	27	7
819	Relax, you're hallucinating. Now just, turn around, and go back down. Don't tell anyone else about this. Ever.	1.3694	0.05993	111	79	23	9
820	John was tempted to stop, but he knew if he climbed another 300 ft he’d get a stuffed animal.	1.3689	0.06470	103	75	18	10
821	I got tired of being a big fish in a little pond	1.3689	0.06169	103	73	22	8
822	Actually, I'm a bottom feeder.	1.3689	0.06013	103	72	24	7
823	Thank goodness; my water is filthy."	1.3689	0.05484	122	85	29	8
824	You’re the third person today who asked me about Yeti.	1.3689	0.05232	122	83	33	6
825	If you believe the guru-on-the-mountain craze is a little fishy, you'd be correct.	1.3689	0.05607	122	86	27	9
826	Hey man, you remember that fish are friends not food right?! 😅	1.3689	0.05232	122	83	33	6
827	I know, right?!	1.3684	0.06359	95	67	21	7
828	Please don't tap on the glass!	1.3684	0.05806	95	64	27	4
829	Sorry Nirvana's two mountains over.	1.3684	0.06867	95	70	15	10
830	Well, a goldfish guru is better than none.	1.3679	0.05074	106	69	35	2
831	No, I'm a swimmi, not a swami.	1.3675	0.05092	117	78	35	4
832	Not what you had in mind when the map said buried gold huh?	1.3675	0.05374	117	80	31	6
833	Yeah, I've wondered about that too.	1.3673	0.06048	98	68	24	6
834	How high are you?	1.3673	0.06048	98	68	24	6
835	I told you I was faster	1.3673	0.06549	98	71	18	9
836	I've got a lot on my mind at the moment. Come back in two minutes.	1.3667	0.06601	90	64	19	7
837	Please tell me you're Uber Eats and you brought the worm pellets.	1.3667	0.06409	90	63	21	6
838	When I told my realtor I wanted a bowl with a view,I didn't quite think it though.	1.3667	0.06211	90	62	23	5
839	You stay here, I’ll go for help	1.3667	0.06601	90	64	19	7
840	The meaning of life? No idea.	1.3663	0.05399	101	67	31	3
841	Th meaning of life is fish food.	1.3661	0.06213	112	82	19	11
842	You were right, I hate hiking. Take me back home	1.3661	0.05672	112	78	27	7
843	Tonight we celebrate. Tomorrow we clean my bowl.	1.3656	0.06264	93	65	22	6
844	Well, well, well. Now who’s flushed?	1.3654	0.06120	104	74	22	8
845	I AM A 'SWIMI', NOT A SWAMI	1.3654	0.06270	104	75	20	9
846	So you climbed up here. How long can you hold your breath?	1.3654	0.05965	104	73	24	7
847	The existential guy is around the other side. I’m just here for my asthma.	1.3654	0.05965	104	73	24	7
848	You were expecting the Buddha?	1.3652	0.05837	115	82	24	9
849	You actually did win the ring toss.	1.3652	0.05837	115	82	24	9
850	Don’t you dare say you’re thirsty.	1.3652	0.05569	115	80	28	7
851	Those who live in glass houses…	1.3651	0.05238	126	87	32	7
852	Well heck, I guess Jeff wasn’t crazy.	1.3651	0.05475	126	89	28	9
853	Will you please carry me back down? The guy who brought me up and I had a uh, a falling out so to speak.	1.3646	0.06304	96	68	21	7
854	And so... the legend of The Abominable Goldfish was born.	1.3646	0.05364	96	63	31	2
855	You want my advice? Get checked for O2 deprivation.	1.3645	0.05376	107	72	31	4
856	Have you considered that perhaps YOU'RE the problem?	1.3644	0.05200	118	80	33	5
857	There were too many other fish in the sea.	1.3643	0.05385	129	91	29	9
858	Are you my Uber?	1.3643	0.05496	129	92	27	10
859	'Can you do me a favor?' he asks. 'Sure,' I said. 'I'll feed your fish while you're on vacation.'	1.3636	0.06804	99	74	14	11
860	6 feet until I see your vaccination card	1.3636	0.05736	110	77	26	7
861	His Holiness went out to get some fish food.	1.3636	0.05868	121	88	22	11
862	Did you bring any water	1.3636	0.05644	99	67	28	4
863	So if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a mountain instead of a tree, does that make it feel more or less stupid?	1.3636	0.06298	88	61	22	5
864	You’re not the first to be surprised by how young and handsome I am.”	1.3628	0.05631	113	79	27	7
865	the ad said there was a pool	1.3628	0.05631	113	79	27	7
866	Sorry, that’s not my department.	1.3627	0.06198	102	73	21	8
867	I am telling you that cat has issues	1.3627	0.05877	102	71	25	6
868	My mom told me you went to live on a farm!	1.3619	0.06366	105	77	18	10
869	Raider of the Lost Guppy	1.3617	0.06022	94	65	24	5
870	Yes, but I IDENTIFY as an old Tibetan Guru!	1.3614	0.06980	83	60	16	7
871	He went to town to see a movie. He said the secret to life is to feed your fish.	1.3613	0.05434	119	83	29	7
872	Life is a goldfish bowl, and everyone is watching you right now.	1.3611	0.05803	108	76	25	7
873	The wise man's at the bottom of a lake.	1.3611	0.06372	108	80	17	11
874	Look, I don’t care how thirsty you are.	1.3611	0.05172	108	72	33	3
875	Yes, I was the guru here. But I have been reborn. Can you take me down with you.	1.3608	0.06419	97	70	19	8
876	There are plenty of other fish in the sea.	1.3608	0.06075	97	68	23	6
877	‘Remember me? You flushed me down your toilet years ago. Bet you thought you’d never see me again!’	1.3607	0.05214	122	84	32	6
878	He always wondered how alpine cavefish survived.	1.3604	0.05694	111	78	26	7
879	You seek the one who skims the algae.	1.3604	0.05836	111	79	24	8
880	We recognized the typo after publication.	1.3600	0.05376	125	88	29	8
881	You didn’t read the whole thing, didn’t you? The treasure map said pot of gold … fish.	1.3596	0.05861	114	82	23	9
882	Am I not the type of gold you were hoping to find?	1.3596	0.05727	114	81	25	8
883	"Buddha wanted me to tell you he'll be back in thirty of his minutes."	1.3596	0.06636	89	64	18	7
884	You've found me, the last of the 'Dead Sea Shoals'	1.3596	0.06636	89	64	18	7
885	wow, I guess there really is no place left to self isolate	1.3594	0.05289	128	90	30	8
886	First take your boots off.	1.3592	0.05991	103	73	23	7
887	So, we meet again!	1.3592	0.05664	103	71	27	5
888	All this way to figure out I’m living in a fishbowl.	1.3592	0.05991	103	73	23	7
889	You know, most people just flush us down the toilet.	1.3592	0.05664	103	71	27	5
890	This is starting to feel like a fishing expedition.	1.3592	0.05991	103	73	23	7
891	So you were expecting Shangri-la?	1.3590	0.05624	117	83	26	8
892	Don't even think of drinking my water. It hasn't been changed in months.	1.3587	0.06101	92	64	23	5
893	I thought they said a pot of gold	1.3583	0.05650	120	86	25	9
894	‘Feed my fish?’ she said. ‘Just a pinch now and then,’ she said.	1.3583	0.05265	120	83	31	6
895	So, you survived the climb. Very well. Your training begins tomorrow morning.	1.3579	0.05780	95	65	26	4
896	I'd like to give you a hand.	1.3579	0.05780	95	65	26	4
897	There are many fish in the sea, true. But there is only one fish in this mountain.	1.3578	0.06047	109	79	21	9
898	Swimmy, not swami!	1.3578	0.05759	109	77	25	7
899	Just relax. He's in the back getting some algae wafers for us to snack on.	1.3577	0.05180	123	85	32	6
900	So even this far away, it can still feel like you are living in a fishbowl.	1.3577	0.05552	123	88	26	9
901	I hope you brought pellets. I hate flake food.	1.3571	0.06022	84	57	24	3
902	I’m sorry, we’re fully booked.	1.3571	0.06197	98	70	21	7
903	At this height I'm feeling like a fish out of water.	1.3571	0.05459	126	90	27	9
904	Climb the mountain-get past the water monster and we’re home free.”	1.3571	0.05793	112	80	24	8
905	You climbed all the way up here to ask a goldfish what it all means?........Really?	1.3571	0.06197	98	70	21	7
906	I really thought the carnival wouldn’t find me here.	1.3571	0.06910	84	61	16	7
907	Dr. Goldfish, I presume?	1.3571	0.06197	98	70	21	7
908	The better question is how am I going to get down from here?	1.3571	0.06022	84	57	24	3
909	Before you ask me anything, I just need to set expectations.	1.3565	0.05268	115	79	31	5
910	I can only offer my global perspective.	1.3565	0.05948	115	84	21	10
911	He’s at Petco, be back in half an hour.	1.3565	0.05550	115	81	27	7
912	I knew this AirBnB was too good to be true.	1.3565	0.05686	115	82	25	8
913	This spot’s taken.	1.3565	0.05686	115	82	25	8
914	That's why you have to pay before you begin climbing.	1.3564	0.05731	101	70	26	5
915	I knew you’d be back, now come inside and kiss me.	1.3563	0.06535	87	62	19	6
916	Have you been vaccinated yet?	1.3559	0.05838	118	86	22	10
917	I sure hope that's fish food in your nap sack.	1.3559	0.05584	118	84	26	8
918	Oh, I see, that is the answer: “Silence is golden”.	1.3559	0.05838	118	86	22	10
919	Maybe we should play something other than Go Fish next time.	1.3558	0.05620	104	72	27	5
920	I’ve heard of salmon swimming upstream, but…	1.3558	0.05784	104	73	25	6
921	TAKE ME TO YOUR FEEDER.	1.3556	0.06382	90	64	20	6
922	The meaning of life? You're looking at it.	1.3556	0.06382	90	64	20	6
923	I’m so glad you’re here! I’ve completely forgotten how to get back down.	1.3554	0.05230	121	84	31	6
924	Any news on the fish vaccine?	1.3554	0.05852	121	89	21	11
925	I know there are plenty more fish in the sea	1.3551	0.05827	107	76	24	7
926	Now just wait a minute Edmund…think this through. You can’t…you don’t want to — YOU CANT LEAVE ME HERE!!	1.3548	0.06047	93	65	23	5
927	One wrong turn and he found the poor-man’s guru: the monk fish.	1.3548	0.06777	93	69	15	9
928	You may enter, but first you must answer three questions.	1.3545	0.05416	110	76	29	5
929	Have you never heard of a fish out of water?	1.3543	0.05306	127	90	29	8
930	I had to get out of the sun.	1.3542	0.06451	96	70	18	8
931	Oh no! I forgot his food...	1.3542	0.06451	96	70	18	8
932	You just missed him, he was headed down to the aquarium store.	1.3538	0.05106	130	91	32	7
933	Eat more vegetables.	1.3537	0.06803	82	59	17	6
934	Thanks to your species, this will be under water soon.	1.3537	0.06578	82	58	19	5
935	Although tired, Dave was pleased to finally reach the worlds highest fairground	1.3537	0.07233	82	61	13	8
936	Oh, you fell off the mountain an hour ago—I’m your spirit guide to the next world.	1.3535	0.06144	99	71	21	7
937	You know there's an escalator at the back? Right?	1.3535	0.06144	99	71	21	7
938	I’m as confused as you are.	1.3529	0.05685	102	71	26	5
939	Why—what did you expect a guru to look like?	1.3529	0.06418	85	60	20	5
940	On the one hand, I beat you here. On the other hand, nobody will believe you met a talking fish. But you’ll know.	1.3529	0.06017	102	73	22	7
941	Ralph realized his cell service was spottier than he thought when he saw it wasn’t a gold mine after all.	1.3525	0.05450	122	87	27	8
942	The sign over there says we're 10,000 feet above sea level, but I'm skeptical.	1.3524	0.05410	105	72	29	4
943	Oh well look who's back, Mr."There's plenty more fish in the sea".	1.3524	0.06488	105	79	15	11
944	Long story short, getting flushed down the toilet was the best day of my life.	1.3523	0.06672	88	64	17	7
945	You were probably expecting a hermit crab…	1.3523	0.06473	88	63	19	6
946	The "Gold" and "Bowl" were correct. I 'm sorry the map left out the word "Fish".	1.3523	0.06865	88	65	15	8
947	I'll bet you feel like an idiot about now.	1.3516	0.06514	91	66	18	7
948	The secret of life is .... oh, no, forgot what I was about to say!	1.3516	0.05497	91	61	28	2
949	The secret to happiness is having no memory.	1.3516	0.05497	91	61	28	2
950	Answers? You think you're the only one around here who wants answers?	1.3516	0.06698	91	67	16	8
951	Well..it's about time!	1.3514	0.05527	111	78	27	6
952	Just two lost souls, swimming in a global hellhole.	1.3514	0.05816	111	80	23	8
953	Sorry to disappoint but the actual phrase is 'there's goldfish in them thar hills'.	1.3511	0.06542	94	69	17	8
954	This is the last time I play Hide and Go Seek with a guppy.	1.3511	0.06183	94	67	21	6
955	the secret to happiness is a short memory	1.3509	0.05429	114	80	28	6
956	Sorry, this cave's taken.	1.3505	0.05870	97	68	24	5
957	He's having his robes washed.	1.3505	0.06395	97	71	18	8
958	This dream to become a Monkfish is getting out of hand.	1.3504	0.05335	117	82	29	6
959	I thought the aquarium in Colorado would have more to it than this!	1.3500	0.05389	100	68	29	3
960	The Tao of Fishics	1.3500	0.06093	100	72	21	7
961	I don't mind the whole fishbowl thing. It's more like being a big fish in a really small pond.	1.3500	0.06256	100	73	19	8
962	I'd like to speak to you about your car's extended warranty.	1.3500	0.06256	100	73	19	8
963	Where's my pizza?	1.3500	0.06416	100	74	17	9
964	The cat is history okay?	1.3495	0.05640	103	72	26	5
965	Yes my son, water is life	1.3494	0.06283	83	58	21	4
966	Gold is still in the name...	1.3494	0.06734	83	60	17	6
967	You may ask me one question…every three seconds.	1.3494	0.06949	83	61	15	7
968	Three seconds of enlightenment is more than most people get.	1.3492	0.05203	126	89	30	7
969	What? You were expecting a guy in a toga on a mat?	1.3491	0.05850	106	76	23	7
970	Hello, we’ve been trying to reach you with important news about your bowl’s extend warranty.	1.3491	0.06294	106	79	17	10
971	Tell me, what is the sound of one fin flapping?	1.3488	0.06773	86	63	16	7
972	Well if that's your attitude, you can work it out for yourself.	1.3486	0.05884	109	79	22	8
973	There goes my alone time	1.3486	0.05738	109	78	24	7
974	How did you get here before me?	1.3483	0.06210	89	63	21	5
975	There's wine and sushi next level up.	1.3483	0.06210	89	63	21	5
976	You think that was tough? Try mountain climbing when fully submerged in water.	1.3483	0.05784	89	61	25	3
977	The genie in a bottle is the next mountain over. I'm Gene in a bowl, I can grant you three fishes.	1.3483	0.06412	89	64	19	6
978	So, you've come to sleep with the fishes	1.3483	0.06412	89	64	19	6
979	Did you remember the castle this time?	1.3482	0.05910	112	82	21	9
980	Whoops I forgot the fish food	1.3478	0.06303	115	88	14	13
981	How many times do I have to tell you, Bob? I need my own space!	1.3478	0.06266	92	66	20	6
982	Guru I apologize for the toilet bowl incident.	1.3478	0.06454	92	67	18	7
983	Yes, you took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.	1.3475	0.05943	118	88	19	11
984	Forget about it, pal. The sellers already accepted my offer.	1.3474	0.06128	95	68	21	6
985	Your pilgrimage is important to us. The guru is experiencing unusually demand at this time. Please contemplate my serenity until he becomes available.	1.3474	0.06128	95	68	21	6
986	No, I'm not the genie in a fish tank, and you're not Aladdin. Get me out of here, we'll talk about a wish later.	1.3474	0.06308	95	69	19	7
987	Allegory of the cave vs Allegory of the bowl	1.3469	0.06171	98	71	20	7
988	‘… judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree…’ Einstein said? Ha! How ‘bout a MOUNTAIN?!	1.3469	0.06340	98	72	18	8
989	Sorry, cave’s taken.	1.3465	0.06361	101	75	17	9
990	I’m just as surprised as you are.	1.3465	0.05529	101	70	27	4
991	The lost gold FISH mine. A lot of people get that confused.	1.3465	0.05632	127	94	22	11
992	If you think your climb up here was hard	1.3462	0.05920	104	75	22	7
993	It's the only way I can keep the kids from tapping on the glass.	1.3462	0.05426	104	72	28	4
994	Ok, just one sip....	1.3458	0.05650	107	76	25	6
995	I forgive you for flushing me down the toilet when you were but a boy. You said you’d go the ends of the earth to bring me home, and I never lost faith.	1.3458	0.06100	107	79	19	9
996	Bigfoot isn't home right now	1.3458	0.06100	107	79	19	9
997	Behold -- I am the keeper of all wisdom. Or a goldfish. I forget ...	1.3456	0.05153	136	98	29	9
998	Welcome to my Penthouse	1.3452	0.05987	84	58	23	3
999	I came here to fish for gold. This is not what I had in mind.	1.3452	0.05987	84	58	23	3
1000	Thank God you’re here. I’d kill for some water.	1.3451	0.05865	113	83	21	9
1001	Oh thank God. Food AND water!	1.3451	0.05865	113	83	21	9
1002	You forgot your mask, didn't you?	1.3448	0.06135	116	88	16	12
1003	The thinner air really doesn't matter to me....	1.3448	0.05625	116	84	24	8
1004	Yes, it’s obvious I am a rock cod.	1.3448	0.05757	116	85	22	9
1005	No soliciting	1.3448	0.06080	87	61	22	4
1006	Savage Gill, the mountain lion killer, was real after all.	1.3448	0.06504	87	63	18	6
1007	All our lives spent looking but we all reach the same toilet flush in the end	1.3445	0.05395	119	85	27	7
1008	-Finally, room service. Can I have the menu?	1.3444	0.06546	90	66	17	7
1009	Don’t overfeed thyself.	1.3444	0.05946	90	63	23	4
1010	I’m a fish with an altitude.	1.3444	0.05946	90	63	23	4
1011	Please tell me you brought the ransom money!	1.3444	0.06153	90	64	21	5
1012	Where'd you get the water?" "I dunno, my memory is only good for 15 seconds.	1.3444	0.05733	90	62	25	3
1013	This time please get me the regular shaped crackers.	1.3444	0.06546	90	66	17	7
1014	I'll reveal the secret to life once you bring me a castle.	1.3441	0.05616	93	64	26	3
1015	Who did you expect to find -- the Dalai Lama?	1.3441	0.06575	93	69	16	8
1016	It was either become a hermit and meditate or be flushed down little Billy’s toilet	1.3438	0.05892	96	68	23	5
1017	Obviously not the bowl of cherries you expected.	1.3438	0.05892	96	68	23	5
1018	I hope you're my replacement, I'm really sick of the view from this bowl.	1.3438	0.05892	96	68	23	5
1019	Why so disappointed.. I am gold.	1.3438	0.06253	96	70	19	7
1020	I'm here on a foreign exchange program with the eagles. You?	1.3434	0.06285	99	73	18	8
1021	I thought they said “there’s GOLD in them thar hills”. I must have missed the fish part!	1.3434	0.06285	99	73	18	8
1022	Beat you to it.	1.3431	0.06152	102	75	19	8
1023	The truth?! You can't handle the truth!	1.3431	0.05659	102	72	25	5
1024	To reach your inner peak, you must forget everything you know.	1.3429	0.05384	105	73	28	4
1025	By now you have surely learned that the seeker's path is replete with surprises.	1.3429	0.05714	105	75	24	6
1026	Ohmygod I totally forgot you were coming	1.3429	0.05872	105	76	22	7
1027	I knew something there was something fishy about this hike.	1.3429	0.05872	105	76	22	7
1028	Did you remember the gravel and the deep sea diver ?	1.3423	0.05651	111	80	24	7
1029	Uncle Bear!!! We have visitors again!	1.3423	0.06204	111	84	16	11
1030	Hope you remembered my pellets.	1.3419	0.05584	117	85	24	8
1031	I can't believe I am still indulging your fear of rising sea levels.	1.3419	0.05715	117	86	22	9
1032	Small place, but the view is out of this world.	1.3419	0.05314	117	83	28	6
1033	Always seeking the meaning of life, Donnie has only one question: "Does a fish know it's in water"	1.3418	0.06713	79	57	17	5
1034	Dude, you look like a fish out of water!	1.3415	0.05812	82	56	24	2
1035	Say, you didn’t happen to bring any fish food with you, did you?	1.3415	0.06066	82	57	22	3
1036	The old sage is on vacation, but I do tricks.	1.3413	0.05539	126	93	23	10
1037	I wondered where you’d got to.	1.3412	0.06161	85	60	21	4
1038	I hope you brought your own water.	1.3407	0.05682	91	63	25	3
1039	Be the change. . .then change the water.	1.3407	0.06485	91	67	17	7
1040	Your eyes are on the prize.	1.3407	0.05682	91	63	25	3
1041	He always wags his tail when I get back.	1.3404	0.06337	94	69	18	7
1042	I have been the guardian of the Grail for... 30 seconds.	1.3404	0.05965	94	67	22	5
1043	You wouldn't believe what you have to do to get to the top.	1.3404	0.05770	94	66	24	4
1044	Ocupado!	1.3404	0.06515	94	70	16	8
1045	My wife is becoming suspicious.	1.3402	0.06022	97	70	21	6
1046	At last! My Amazon delivery...!	1.3402	0.06022	97	70	21	6
1047	Now that we’re finally together again…	1.3400	0.05545	100	70	26	4
1048	For your final challenge, figure this out.	1.3398	0.05264	103	71	29	3
1049	Humans, two caves to the right.	1.3398	0.05441	103	72	27	4
1050	Please just don’t leave me high and dry	1.3398	0.05781	103	74	23	6
1051	I'll answer your question after you change my water.	1.3396	0.05826	106	77	22	7
1052	You think THAT was hard? Trying swimming your way up here.	1.3396	0.05509	106	75	26	5
1053	I`m filling in for the Guru while he visits his Aunt Yeti"	1.3396	0.04995	106	72	32	2
1054	...and if you teach a man to BE a fish...	1.3396	0.06126	106	79	18	9
1055	Frank's disappointment was palpable. It was only Waldo's goldfish.	1.3396	0.05509	106	75	26	5
1056	i am baby ram bass. baba ram dass is the next mountain over.	1.3394	0.05409	109	77	27	5
1057	How come you manage to remember the milk and eggs, but not the algae and Windex?"	1.3394	0.06144	109	82	17	10
1058	I hope you're not expecting to get any water.	1.3394	0.05409	109	77	27	5
1059	I'm really an enchanted Arabian princess imprisoned here by the evil magician who is now standing just six steps below you.	1.3391	0.05508	115	83	25	7
1060	Ain’t no mountain high enough to escape life in a fishbowl.	1.3388	0.05574	121	89	23	9
1061	The secret to life is an unending succession of gullible truth-seekers willing to change my water in exchange for empty platitudes.	1.3388	0.05696	121	90	21	10
1062	Sorry, occupied.	1.3387	0.04977	124	87	32	5
1063	Eh...could you step back? You're blocking the view.	1.3378	0.06742	74	53	17	4
1064	We're out of milk	1.3377	0.06820	77	56	16	5
1065	Come on, Jerry. It's not my fault that they're making us go back to the office.	1.3375	0.06643	80	58	17	5
1066	Well, here's an over-achiever.	1.3375	0.06400	80	57	19	4
1067	Oh good, room service? I ordered water a week ago.	1.3375	0.06400	80	57	19	4
1068	You were expecting a frog?	1.3373	0.06477	83	60	18	5
1069	The view gets boring ya know	1.3373	0.06477	83	60	18	5
1070	At the top it gets lonely	1.3373	0.06006	83	58	22	3
1071	‘Damn Marvin, you beat me to it again?!’	1.3373	0.06477	83	60	18	5
1072	Sorry Larry, I was half way down and knew I was forgetting something	1.3372	0.06102	86	61	21	4
1073	I’ve had a lot of time to think since you flushed me seventeen years ago	1.3372	0.06741	86	64	15	7
1074	OH ! how am I going to get that back down without spilling it	1.3371	0.05749	89	62	24	3
1075	You've come all this way to ask... what was your question again?	1.3371	0.06177	89	64	20	5
1076	You think YOU’RE going in circles?	1.3371	0.06381	89	65	18	6
1077	They didn't tell you I'd be koi?	1.3370	0.06041	92	66	21	5
1078	Did you remember to lock the door?	1.3370	0.06041	92	66	21	5
1079	Dude you are sooo high	1.3370	0.05840	92	65	23	4
1080	Greetings and welcome to Hotel on the Mountain. Do you have a reservation?	1.3367	0.05792	98	70	23	5
1081	Are you the UBER Climber I called for?	1.3367	0.05971	98	71	21	6
1082	- Goldie, your hide-an-seek skills are off the charts	1.3367	0.05971	98	71	21	6
1083	Guru Patel asked me to look after the seekers while he is away at Club Med.	1.3366	0.06016	101	74	20	7
1084	It's lonely at the top.	1.3366	0.05677	101	72	24	5
1085	‘… and to miss one letter in the hashtag’	1.3365	0.05734	104	75	23	6
1086	Took you long enough, you’d think I’d have legs by now	1.3365	0.06051	104	77	19	8
1087	Welcome to the sacred cave. A wizard will be with you shortly. Please stay on the ledge.	1.3364	0.05625	107	77	24	6
1088	You guys are great! I ordered the plankton only 10 minutes ago.	1.3364	0.06231	110	84	15	11
1089	He's on vacation. Can I do anything to help you?	1.3364	0.05368	110	78	27	5
1090	Ah. You have traveled far on your quest for life's meaning. I won't be koi. Always remember: carp-e diem.	1.3361	0.05656	122	91	21	10
1091	Yeah Yeah I know, you weren't expecting "Q" to be a gold fish	1.3361	0.05411	122	89	25	8
1092	Can you go back and bring me a castle?	1.3333	0.06515	90	67	16	7
1093	Guppy here. Guru gone.	1.3333	0.05671	96	68	24	4
1094	So the secret is "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, swim like a fish?"	1.3333	0.06989	78	58	14	6
1095	I said, "Read my lips".	1.3333	0.05987	93	67	21	5
1096	That's the one question I don't have the answer to.	1.3333	0.06398	96	72	16	8
1097	I told you that I'd beat you!	1.3333	0.06804	81	60	15	6
1098	Don't play Koi with me, you're the one Perched up here.	1.3333	0.06989	78	58	14	6
1099	I’m what you call, a Goal Fish.	1.3333	0.06567	96	73	14	9
1100	It was at that instant he realized he was climbing the Carp-athians	1.3333	0.07027	81	61	13	7
1101	If I could remember, I'd tell you.	1.3333	0.06179	93	68	19	6
1102	I'm a Goldfish. The Monkfish is on the other mountain.	1.3333	0.05183	105	73	29	3
1103	You can come down now,there is a vaccine for Covid .	1.3333	0.05627	111	81	23	7
1104	The secret is lowered expectations.	1.3333	0.05067	120	85	30	5
1105	Found you ! Now it’s my turn to hide.	1.3333	0.06804	81	60	15	6
1106	You aren't the first to come fishing for enlightenment.	1.3333	0.05819	87	61	23	3
1107	Yes, you’ve been catfished!”	1.3333	0.06471	87	64	17	6
1108	Next time, you ask about sea level.	1.3333	0.05172	111	78	29	4
1109	When I said, "I wanted a cave," I meant INSIDE my bowl.	1.3333	0.06746	78	57	16	5
1110	Formerly I was a fish out of water.	1.3333	0.05688	105	76	23	6
1111	Take me to your koi pond, and I'll grant you three wishes.	1.3333	0.06261	87	63	19	5
1112	What you're looking for is already inside your back pack	1.3333	0.05948	84	59	22	3
1113	It was an AHI moment	1.3333	0.06667	75	54	17	4
1114	You made it. I’m your pot of gold.	1.3333	0.05987	93	67	21	5
1115	Hurry,get me down before the cat comes back.	1.3333	0.05561	99	70	25	4
1116	I hope you didn’t bring a ping pong ball.	1.3333	0.06746	78	57	16	5
1117	I find this type of oxygen tank much easier for climbing.	1.3333	0.06102	75	52	21	2
1118	So you thought you could leave me behind, huh?	1.3333	0.06046	96	70	20	6
1119	I'm not THAT thirsty	1.3333	0.05819	87	61	23	3
1120	No, I'm Fred. Last I heard, Nemo was in a dentist's office in Sidney.	1.3333	0.05429	117	85	25	7
1121	With a 6 second memory, I’m always in the present.	1.3333	0.05336	120	87	26	7
1122	What? You were expecting maybe a Cat in a Hat? Deal with it . . .	1.3333	0.05819	87	61	23	3
1123	Yes, my friend. I am the meaning of life	1.3333	0.05788	93	66	23	4
1124	Adventures in petsitting.	1.3333	0.05697	90	63	24	3
1125	Before you ask, I don’t remember.	1.3333	0.05861	96	69	22	5
1126	Congratulations. You have followed the path seldom taken and discovered the secret to finding nirvana. The body switching will commence in 5, 4...	1.3333	0.05912	90	64	22	4
1127	You are searching for some sense of belonging too?	1.3333	0.06185	84	60	20	4
1128	You’ll be safe here. I’m going now, wish me luck.	1.3333	0.06086	81	57	21	3
1129	It’s about time, Bob.	1.3333	0.06421	99	75	15	9
1130	Really, Mikethetraveller1585? Is that what you call simple and honest?	1.3304	0.05344	115	83	26	6
1131	Trust me, pal, it's true... once you reach this summit and the world finds out, you'll live your life in a fish bowl."	1.3304	0.05585	112	82	23	7
1132	This wasn't mentioned in Trip Advisor.	1.3302	0.05800	106	78	21	7
1133	It turns out that life is not a bowl of cherries.	1.3302	0.05643	106	77	23	6
1134	Welcome to the sushi bar. How many in your party?	1.3302	0.05315	106	75	27	4
1135	Nobody expects it to be the wise gold fish on the mountain	1.3302	0.05800	106	78	21	7
1136	Congrats, you’ve just hit sea level.	1.3302	0.05643	106	77	23	6
1137	Don't be thirsty!	1.3301	0.06075	103	77	18	8
1138	Finding Nemo gets harder each time.	1.3301	0.06075	103	77	18	8
1139	Oh hello! The meaning of life is— Oh, hello! The meaning of life is—	1.3301	0.05753	103	75	22	6
1140	What do you mean the Dodgers moved to Los Angeles??	1.3299	0.05993	97	71	20	6
1141	Life is just a Cartoon Contest.	1.3298	0.06486	94	71	15	8
1142	Sorry, out-of-the-bowl thinking isn't my strength.	1.3298	0.05933	94	68	21	5
1143	I bet you thought flushing got rid of me.	1.3298	0.05534	94	66	25	3
1144	I get that it was no walk in the park for you to get here, but the thing is that when you live in a fish bowl there is no secret.	1.3298	0.06486	94	71	15	8
1145	I’m glamping. What are you doing here?	1.3298	0.06307	94	70	17	7
1146	Congratulations! You have ascended to the peak of befuddlement.	1.3297	0.06261	91	67	18	6
1147	Oh wow - I’ve only ever seen a hermit crab	1.3297	0.06063	91	66	20	5
1148	This seems fishy	1.3297	0.06063	91	66	20	5
1149	It was then that John realized he had been gold fished yet again on a dating app	1.3297	0.06640	91	69	14	8
1150	No this is the swimmy atop the mountain; the swami is two mountains over	1.3295	0.06409	88	65	17	6
1151	My secret? Hydrate?	1.3295	0.06201	88	64	19	5
1152	Sorry Bob but I just had to get away but I knew you’d track me down anyway.	1.3295	0.05765	88	62	23	3
1153	Huh?!? This is fishy!	1.3295	0.05987	88	63	21	4
1154	Unfortunately for Johnathan, his worn map led him to the Enlightenment of the CODS	1.3295	0.07178	88	69	9	10
1155	Do you mind? You’re blocking my view.	1.3295	0.05987	88	63	21	4
1156	Whiskey Tango Foxtrot	1.3294	0.05891	85	60	22	3
1157	The yogi went fishing. Carp Diem.	1.3294	0.06775	85	64	14	7
1158	Sigh...Of course, another white male savior.	1.3294	0.06565	85	63	16	6
1159	To drink or not to drink	1.3293	0.06953	82	62	13	7
1160	When the old miner said “there’s gold in them thar hills” I thought he meant the metal kind !	1.3293	0.06505	82	60	17	5
1161	Oh good some filtered water & trail mix	1.3293	0.06505	82	60	17	5
1162	On today’s episode of Shark Week…	1.3293	0.06733	82	61	15	6
1163	Lama's is one cave over.	1.3291	0.06674	79	58	16	5
1164	I'm his emotional support fish.	1.3291	0.06674	79	58	16	5
1165	I'm the intern. If your question isn't profound, I'll answer it.	1.3291	0.06168	79	56	20	3
1166	So we meet again, Jeffrey.	1.3279	0.04720	122	85	34	3
1167	God! I’m thirsty!	1.3273	0.05646	110	81	22	7
1168	‘“You misread your map, it says there are gold fish, not gold, in these here hills’ ‘	1.3273	0.05646	110	81	22	7
1169	At last! I'm so hungry and thirsty.	1.3271	0.05439	107	77	25	5
1170	Don’t you ever run away again	1.3271	0.05905	107	80	19	8
1171	Answer a few questions, get a little notoriety and the next thing you know you're living in a fishbowl.	1.3269	0.05541	104	75	24	5
1172	What am I doing here?" This is my house. What are YOU doing here	1.3267	0.05095	101	70	29	2
1173	Forget about the meaning of life. Teach me to swim in a circle.	1.3267	0.05988	101	75	19	7
1174	I beat you! You owe me 5 bucks.	1.3267	0.05470	101	72	25	4
1175	I'm as surprised as you are!	1.3265	0.05384	98	69	26	3
1176	this is not what I signed up for when I said I wanted to go fishing	1.3265	0.06611	98	76	12	10
1177	Welcome to Mer-vana.	1.3265	0.06285	98	74	16	8
1178	Damn! This "Into the Wild" thing is so overestimated...	1.3265	0.06115	98	73	18	7
1179	Strive beyond being a big fish in a small pond.	1.3263	0.06068	95	70	19	6
1180	rough climb, huh? Tell me all about it	1.3263	0.06250	95	71	17	7
1181	Just a small sip?	1.3263	0.05881	95	69	21	5
1182	Where did you find the water?	1.3261	0.06008	92	67	20	5
1183	This is my day as a fish. I will philosophize tomorrow.	1.3261	0.06203	92	68	18	6
1184	An oracle without memory… Perfect for our times!	1.3261	0.06203	92	68	18	6
1185	As the confusion dissipated, it became clear to Aidan that heightsunknown.com was a complete scam.	1.3261	0.06203	92	68	18	6
1186	It was then Fred learned that a pet for the kids is the parent's responsibility.	1.3261	0.06393	92	69	16	7
1187	I hope you are from Amazon, I’m completely out of food!	1.3261	0.06008	92	67	20	5
1188	Go fish!	1.3258	0.06143	89	65	19	5
1189	Figures.	1.3258	0.06143	89	65	19	5
1190	I hope you remembered my food this time.	1.3258	0.06347	89	66	17	6
1191	Go forth and eat meat only.	1.3256	0.05834	86	61	22	3
1192	The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single swish.	1.3256	0.06500	86	64	16	6
1193	Sorry. I'm a fish. I've got nothing.	1.3256	0.06064	86	62	20	4
1194	Evolution isn’t all it’s cracked up to be!	1.3256	0.06064	86	62	20	4
1195	Who’s going to believe this fish story?	1.3256	0.06286	86	63	18	5
1196	Just when you think you're away from the fish bowl	1.3256	0.06286	86	63	18	5
1197	Don’t tap the glass.	1.3256	0.05834	86	61	22	3
1198	Mask up.	1.3253	0.06439	83	61	17	5
1199	I'm a Tibetan Monkfish	1.3253	0.06439	83	61	17	5
1200	This is what you came for?	1.3253	0.06439	83	61	17	5
1201	Shhh. Don’t reveal my hiding place.	1.3247	0.06521	77	56	17	4
1202	Yes, I live in a fishbowl, but it's surprisingly private.	1.3243	0.06413	74	53	18	3
1203	Well, it's better than "because it's there."	1.3241	0.05066	108	76	29	3
1204	Try as he might, Steve could never escape the insurance-selling animals.	1.3238	0.05496	105	76	24	5
1205	Fish walked on dry land millions of years ago; you think we quit there?	1.3235	0.05601	102	74	23	5
1206	Finally! Someone to talk to….	1.3235	0.05772	102	75	21	6
1207	Yes, I brought the flakes. Duh.	1.3232	0.05890	99	73	20	6
1208	Well, I guess it's technically gold.	1.3232	0.05890	99	73	20	6
1209	The new Indiana Jones film had some serious budget issues	1.3232	0.06230	99	75	16	8
1210	Fishing for the truth about life?	1.3229	0.05638	96	69	23	4
1211	Love your neighbor,	1.3229	0.06014	96	71	19	6
1212	And just like that…we weren’t alone	1.3229	0.05021	96	66	29	1
1213	I missed you. People on Earth are crazy.	1.3229	0.06014	96	71	19	6
1214	Only if you have been in the deepest stomach, can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain.	1.3226	0.05953	93	68	20	5
1215	In a few more years you won't ask how I got here.	1.3226	0.05332	93	65	26	2
1216	You've found your sole.	1.3226	0.06146	93	69	18	6
1217	I know, I know. You were expecting to see an old man with a beard. Get over it, and just ask your question. I ain't got all day.	1.3226	0.05547	93	66	24	3
1218	Confucius say: "The gold you seek different from what you find."	1.3226	0.05547	93	66	24	3
1219	Remember—hydration up here is key.	1.3226	0.04658	124	87	34	3
1220	No one has to know, just make a wish.	1.3226	0.05753	93	67	22	4
1221	Are you from around here?	1.3226	0.06146	93	69	18	6
1222	Lesson one... breathing.	1.3223	0.05145	121	88	27	6
1223	I saw a hole when the tide went out and the rest is history	1.3222	0.05659	90	64	23	3
1224	Damn, I thought they said there was GOLD in them thar hills...	1.3222	0.06085	90	66	19	5
1225	Mommy, daddy's home!	1.3222	0.06672	90	69	13	8
1226	The key to life: hydrate and oxygenate.	1.3218	0.06224	87	64	18	5
1227	The meaning of life? I never even knew the meaning of "lake"	1.3218	0.06436	87	65	16	6
1228	The wise man is in the john and will be right back. I'm his emotional support goldfish Larry.	1.3218	0.06640	87	66	14	7
1229	We request that air-breathing visitors wear masks.	1.3218	0.05543	87	61	24	2
1230	I was expecting a drone delivery.”	1.3218	0.05543	87	61	24	2
1231	The lesser known Donner cousin,Earl,preferred sushi.	1.3218	0.06006	87	63	20	4
1232	I’m cave diving.	1.3214	0.06374	84	62	17	5
1233	OK, I do get that reaction a lot…	1.3214	0.06374	84	62	17	5
1234	I told you I would be back for you.	1.3214	0.05906	84	60	21	3
1235	You want a piece of wisdom? OK, be one with the ocean.	1.3214	0.06374	84	62	17	5
1236	You didn’t forget to pack fish flakes, did you?	1.3214	0.05906	84	60	21	3
1237	I'm a Koi, Roy.	1.3214	0.06374	84	62	17	5
1238	Bill was conflicted. Friend or food?	1.3211	0.05512	109	80	23	6
1239	I did not expect global warming to hit us so hard, buddy, but I think you are safe now	1.3210	0.06292	81	59	18	4
1240	Ok I need you to write this down, just received the revelation.	1.3210	0.06533	81	60	16	5
1241	Taking phishing to new heights	1.3208	0.06076	106	81	16	9
1242	Live in the moment.	1.3208	0.05286	106	76	26	4
1243	Halt! Vegans only beyond this point.	1.3205	0.06450	78	57	17	4
1244	Tell me you’re thirsty, without telling me you’re thirsty	1.3205	0.06703	78	58	15	5
1245	Got worms?	1.3205	0.06450	78	57	17	4
1246	So the answer to all this is live in your own bubble	1.3205	0.05623	78	54	23	1
1247	I’ll be swimming in the ocean as soon as the sea level gets up here.	1.3204	0.05724	103	76	21	6
1248	High Tide Today!	1.3204	0.05556	103	75	23	5
1249	This wasn't the kind of gold I was expecting to find at the end of the tunnel.	1.3200	0.06010	100	75	18	7
1250	You may find the meaning of life hard to swallow.	1.3200	0.05664	100	73	22	5
1251	It is a pot and I am gold so, technically you weren't misled.	1.3200	0.06620	75	55	16	4
1252	The secret of happiness? Fresh water in my bowl.	1.3200	0.05483	100	72	24	4
1253	Who were you expecting to see, the Dali Lama?	1.3200	0.06886	75	56	14	5
1254	Hey! You’ve been out there. Is the rising sea level getting close yet?	1.3200	0.05840	100	74	20	6
1255	You were expecting what?	1.3200	0.06010	100	75	18	7
1256	I thought you'd never get here. I need someone to stare at me.	1.3200	0.06886	75	56	14	5
1257	After a long search, an intrepid hunter finds the Abominable Goldfish.	1.3196	0.05394	97	69	25	3
1258	I shouldn’t have given you a head start!	1.3196	0.05961	97	72	19	6
1259	I can only offer you words of fishdom!	1.3196	0.06139	97	73	17	7
1260	Yes, I am the one whom you seek. But you must first bring me goldfish food and a change of water.	1.3196	0.05589	97	70	23	4
1261	You were expecting the Fountain of Youth?	1.3196	0.05589	97	70	23	4
1262	I imagine that right about now you're feeling a little foolish.	1.3196	0.05394	97	69	25	3
1263	The bowl is half full. That's as good as it gets these days.	1.3194	0.06508	72	52	17	3
1264	The world is your aquarium.	1.3191	0.06275	94	71	16	7
1265	Yes I did use to be a very old man with a beard, but this s my sixth reincarnation.	1.3191	0.05498	94	67	24	3
1266	Give a man a fish….	1.3191	0.05899	94	69	20	5
1267	What are you looking at? It’s salt water	1.3191	0.05899	94	69	20	5
1268	You're here to clean my bowl, right?	1.3187	0.05822	91	66	21	4
1269	I hope you got the order right.	1.3187	0.06028	91	67	19	5
1270	The moment I realized that I forgot to bring the fish food.	1.3187	0.06608	91	70	13	8
1271	Welcome. I'll be your guide on this spelunking tour.	1.3187	0.06028	91	67	19	5
1272	..and then they flushed me, and the next thing you know, "poof!" , I'm up here giving advise to losers like you.	1.3187	0.06227	91	68	17	6
1273	Finally …You’d forget your head if it wasn’t screwed on !	1.3187	0.06608	91	70	13	8
1274	I’ll tell you again, Mike, that woman didn’t need you and I didn’t need that bicycle.	1.3187	0.06227	91	68	17	6
1275	After years of seeking enlightenment Jacque finally meets the true golden idol...	1.3182	0.06373	88	66	16	6
1276	Sorry, this VRBO is mine for the week.	1.3182	0.06164	88	65	18	5
1277	What were you expecting, a yogi?	1.3182	0.06164	88	65	18	5
1278	There is no "Grand Purpose", but you did get your steps in.	1.3182	0.05949	88	64	20	4
1279	Keep moving, pal. I paid a LOT for this view.	1.3182	0.06373	88	66	16	6
1280	Look Jim - I didn't mean to eat our friend. You were away for so long and I ran out of fish food.	1.3178	0.05879	107	81	18	8
1281	Thou canst not be false to thyself, pilgrim. Please place $100 in my fishbowl and be on your way.	1.3178	0.05571	107	79	22	6
1282	Weren't you here 3 seconds ago.	1.3176	0.06528	85	64	15	6
1283	Bear Grylls spots dinner	1.3176	0.05849	85	61	21	3
1284	How far does one have to go to get some privacy?	1.3176	0.05849	85	61	21	3
1285	We need to talk about the cat.	1.3176	0.05849	85	61	21	3
1286	Last time I petsit for the local guru.	1.3176	0.06528	85	64	15	6
1287	I’m the runner-up prize. That first guy took all the gold.	1.3173	0.05840	104	78	19	7
1288	What? Fish can be sages.	1.3171	0.06227	82	60	18	4
1289	The regular guy is working from home today.	1.3171	0.05981	82	59	20	3
1290	Congratulations, you have made it to sea level!	1.3171	0.06693	82	62	14	6
1291	I hope you remembered to pick up some milk.	1.3168	0.05790	101	75	20	6
1292	Yeah, so this is fish mountain, not wish mountain. No worries, it happens a lot.	1.3168	0.05959	101	76	18	7
1293	I know. Voting is getting harder.	1.3165	0.06121	79	57	19	3
1294	He’s out walking the dog.	1.3165	0.06630	79	59	15	5
1295	You got anything better?	1.3165	0.06381	79	58	17	4
1296	Just when you think you’re the first.	1.3165	0.06871	79	60	13	6
1297	Don't bother saying it. You forgot my food.	1.3163	0.05909	98	73	19	6
1298	You're looking for a wise old man? Who would be stupid enough to live up here?	1.3163	0.06583	98	77	11	10
1299	For some fish food, I'll tell you a great story about how I got here.	1.3158	0.06568	95	74	12	9
1300	Worst advice I was ever given? “Dive Right In!”	1.3158	0.05652	95	69	22	4
1301	'The secret to eternal happiness is to... keep climbing.'	1.3158	0.06035	95	71	18	6
1302	And you're not wearing a mask because...?	1.3158	0.06546	76	56	16	4
1303	I'm a Pisces, you're a Gemini, it'll never work.	1.3158	0.05986	76	54	20	2
1304	Two aquariums. One tiny and one much bigger.	1.3158	0.06808	76	57	14	5
1305	Hey man, find your own water.	1.3158	0.05652	95	69	22	4
1306	You must be wondering why I’ve brought you here	1.3152	0.05558	92	66	23	3
1307	You were expecting maybe Depak Chopra?	1.3152	0.06169	92	69	17	6
1308	They were slightly wrong about the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.	1.3152	0.06169	92	69	17	6
1309	Can you believe this view…Can you believe this view!	1.3152	0.05972	92	68	19	5
1310	Sorry buddy, but they said I couldn’t dump you in the lake when we got tired of cleaning your bowl.	1.3152	0.05769	92	67	21	4
1311	Remember to manage your expectations.	1.3148	0.05681	108	81	20	7
1312	As if living in a fishbowl isn't hard enough, now I have to take care of an uninvited guest.	1.3148	0.05204	108	78	26	4
1313	It’s about time you got here.	1.3146	0.06311	89	67	16	6
1314	Make it quick, I have a six second attention span.	1.3146	0.06105	89	66	18	5
1315	Do me a favor, and flush me down the toilet next time	1.3146	0.06105	89	66	18	5
1316	Did you bring fish food?	1.3143	0.06914	70	52	14	4
1317	I've peed in the water.	1.3143	0.05948	105	80	17	8
1318	Spent my entire adult life in the quest to get into a Roz Chast cartoon. Where did I go wrong?	1.3143	0.07207	70	53	12	5
1319	Excuse me I’m meditating!	1.3143	0.06607	70	51	16	3
1320	I told the other guys I knew you'd come back"!	1.3140	0.05792	86	62	21	3
1321	Why did I agree to feed my neighbor's fish while they are on vacation?	1.3140	0.06247	86	64	17	5
1322	You talkin’ to me?	1.3140	0.06024	86	63	19	4
1323	Get a fish they said. They cannot run away they said.	1.3140	0.06462	86	65	15	6
1324	No allegory here, Dave	1.3140	0.06462	86	65	15	6
1325	Darn, just another phishing scam.	1.3140	0.06247	86	64	17	5
1326	You just missed him. He's performing at Coachella tonight.	1.3137	0.05210	102	73	26	3
1327	The secret? Don’t be a fish out of water.	1.3137	0.05908	102	77	18	7
1328	I call it glamping.	1.3137	0.05570	102	75	22	5
1329	Some kind of weird existential metaphor, man.	1.3134	0.06795	67	49	15	3
1330	Whaddya mean, the meaning of life is dried crickets?	1.3133	0.06164	83	61	18	4
1331	Welcome. You look surprised.	1.3133	0.05920	83	60	20	3
1332	You might have splashed around or something when you saw me packing up!	1.3133	0.05667	83	59	22	2
1333	After single-handedly climing his way to the top, Brandon finally found himself nearly in reach of his coveted Gold-in-Globe.	1.3133	0.05920	83	60	20	3
1334	I hope you brought lunch	1.3133	0.05667	83	59	22	2
1335	Swami, swimmi, you take what you can get.	1.3133	0.06397	83	62	16	5
1336	What were you expecting - a bowl of cherries?	1.3133	0.06164	83	61	18	4
1337	Here you are	1.3133	0.06841	83	64	12	7
1338	My bowl is filled with hikers' tears.	1.3131	0.06031	99	75	17	7
1339	Do not wish to be all seeing in your next incarnation.	1.3131	0.06200	99	76	15	8
1340	A sunny pleasure-dome with fish of gold!	1.3131	0.05679	99	73	21	5
1341	It's about time you Amazon people got here with my fish food order.	1.3125	0.05602	96	70	22	4
1342	Better late then never.	1.3125	0.06313	80	59	17	4
1343	I'm not the type of pot of gold you were hoping to find up here?	1.3125	0.06057	80	58	19	3
1344	Just tell them we met at a carnival.	1.3119	0.05636	109	82	20	7
1345	Careful, the air is pretty thin up here.	1.3118	0.05917	93	69	19	5
1346	The answer is water.	1.3118	0.05716	93	68	21	4
1347	The Old Wiseman has gone for coffee. Need any fishy advice?	1.3118	0.05508	93	67	23	3
1348	I was expecting a pot of gold	1.3118	0.05508	93	67	23	3
1349	Sorry for making you wait out here, Goldie. You know we can’t trust Tabby when I have to go to the dentist.	1.3118	0.05917	93	69	19	5
1350	And that's when Bob realized altitude sickness was setting in	1.3118	0.06483	93	72	13	8
1351	I’d offer you some water but I just pooped in it.	1.3117	0.06203	77	56	18	3
1352	well, it's about time; I haven't eaten in days!	1.3117	0.06732	77	58	14	5
1353	In Peter's mind there were two possibilities...Wise old fish of the mountain top or sushi.	1.3117	0.06203	77	56	18	3
1354	The meaning of life is getting a steady supply of fish food flakes.	1.3117	0.05921	77	55	20	2
1355	putting you back, now that the pandemic is over	1.3117	0.05921	77	55	20	2
1356	Don’t even THINK about it.	1.3113	0.05899	106	81	17	8
1357	What took you so long? I'm hungry!	1.3113	0.05899	106	81	17	8
1358	I told you I would leave if you kept that annoying cat around.”	1.3113	0.05423	106	78	23	5
1359	Ah! The pot of gold......fish.	1.3111	0.05619	90	65	22	3
1360	I found enlightenment. Now I want a pink castle.	1.3111	0.05392	90	64	24	2
1361	Bob suddenly realizing he'd never seen a flying fish before.	1.3111	0.06250	90	68	16	6
1362	Don’t even think it.	1.3111	0.06047	90	67	18	5
1363	No, I’m his receptionist. He has an opening at 2:15 - can you come back then?	1.3108	0.07434	74	58	9	7
1364	Don't even think about drinking my bowl water...I'll bite your lips off!	1.3108	0.06360	74	54	17	3
1365	Did you bring the Chardonnay?	1.3108	0.06645	74	55	15	4
1366	Huh, I didn’t think phishing scams would be quite so literal.	1.3108	0.06360	74	54	17	3
1367	Don't tell me they were out of fish food again!	1.3107	0.05524	103	76	22	5
1368	What did you expect, a hermit crab?	1.3103	0.06185	87	65	17	5
1369	What were you expecting, a guru?	1.3103	0.05498	87	62	23	2
1370	Told you I’d get here first.	1.3103	0.05532	116	88	20	8
1371	Yeah, ok, I'm not a holy man. You've been catfished.	1.3103	0.05736	87	63	21	3
1372	You made it, traveler. The secret to life is... damn, I forgot.	1.3103	0.05965	87	64	19	4
1373	You think you had a difficult climb....?	1.3100	0.05631	100	74	21	5
1374	Found you! My turn to hide.	1.3100	0.05808	100	75	19	6
1375	GoldFISH in them thar hills.	1.3100	0.05631	100	74	21	5
1376	Wisdom of the day: Carp-y Diem	1.3095	0.06332	84	63	16	5
1377	Bet you didn't know this is where the sewer leads to	1.3095	0.06101	84	62	18	4
1378	We’re gonna need a bigger fishbowl.	1.3095	0.05861	84	61	20	3
1379	Small world!	1.3095	0.05611	84	60	22	2
1380	Hang on ... are you vaccinated?	1.3095	0.05611	84	60	22	2
1381	Yo,Sir Hillary. Try doing it in a bowl!	1.3095	0.06554	84	64	14	6
1382	Table for one Sir?	1.3095	0.05861	84	61	20	3
1383	Hey, didn’t you get my text?!	1.3095	0.06101	84	62	18	4
1384	Alright, alright, alright!	1.3095	0.06770	84	65	12	7
1385	I didn't realise that pet sitters covered this area	1.3095	0.05861	84	61	20	3
1386	And did this "Plato" leave any fish food outside of the cave?	1.3093	0.06106	97	74	16	7
1387	And best of all about this picturesque view—no cats in sight.	1.3088	0.06375	68	49	17	2
1388	Sorry. You only get one question.	1.3088	0.06710	68	50	15	3
1389	Live every 5 seconds like they are your last.	1.3088	0.07030	68	51	13	4
1390	Ishmaels quest for enlightenment comes to an abrupt end	1.3088	0.07335	68	52	11	5
1391	Where's sea-level?	1.3086	0.06489	81	61	15	5
1392	I'm not the fish out of water.	1.3086	0.05994	81	59	19	3
1393	Password?	1.3086	0.06489	81	61	15	5
1394	You know, it's been almost 2 billion years since the river deposited me in this bottle. Boy! Can I tell you stories, but I want to speak to an agent first.	1.3086	0.05994	81	59	19	3
1395	I hope you’ve had time to think about your behavior.	1.3086	0.06246	81	60	17	4
1396	For those seeking enlightenment, I am a metaphor - or a practical joke.	1.3085	0.05665	94	69	21	4
1397	I’m going to forget this in about five seconds so go with any story you like	1.3085	0.06055	94	71	17	6
1398	Why this? I just got tired of people staring at me all day.	1.3084	0.05698	107	81	19	7
1399	It's taken, and where is you mask?	1.3077	0.05782	91	67	20	4
1400	The key to happiness? Short memory.	1.3077	0.06657	78	59	14	5
1401	Masks are optional if you're fully vaccinated.	1.3077	0.05990	91	68	18	5
1402	The moment of realization that enlightenment was just going to be more trouble than it was worth.	1.3077	0.05990	91	68	18	5
1403	Wrong mountain. I'm just a fish."	1.3077	0.05306	104	76	24	4
1404	They call me "Swimmy" — "Swami" is the next cave over.	1.3077	0.07140	78	61	10	7
1405	Because the air's so thin I can't make bubbles.	1.3077	0.06657	78	59	14	5
1406	That took longer than 30 minutes. I'm not paying full price for that fish food pizza.	1.3077	0.06190	91	69	16	6
1407	Your last fish food sucked.	1.3077	0.05782	91	67	20	4
1408	Did you bring along a friend for me?	1.3077	0.05859	78	56	20	2
1409	I’m beating the real estate rush before the sea level rises.	1.3077	0.06172	65	46	18	1
1410	I found the last fish left in the world	1.3077	0.07140	78	61	10	7
1411	When an ordinary man attains knowledge he becomes a sage, but when a sage attains understanding, every so often, he becomes a fish.	1.3077	0.05647	104	78	20	6
1412	Thank God for that! I'm dying of thirst.	1.3069	0.05403	101	74	23	4
1413	Reincarnation problem. Don’t ask. Sill got wisdom and all that, though.	1.3068	0.05682	88	64	21	3
1414	Forget everything you've ever heard about overfeeding goldfish.	1.3068	0.05907	88	65	19	4
1415	My advice to you? First, believe everything a ventriloquist's pet fish tells you.	1.3068	0.06334	88	67	15	6
1416	You forgot to feed me so many times, I decided to move out.	1.3068	0.06734	88	69	11	8
1417	He had read goldfish were an invasive species.	1.3068	0.06334	88	67	15	6
1418	Seriously Bob, in this housing market we need to be open minded.	1.3068	0.06124	88	66	17	5
1419	There be gold(fish) in them thar hills!	1.3068	0.06124	88	66	17	5
1420	Sorry that you had to travel so far, but in this housing market, this was the only place I could afford.	1.3068	0.05682	88	64	21	3
1421	Wadja expect; lobster?	1.3067	0.06569	75	56	15	4
1422	I hope you brought some real fish food. The last wisdom seeker just brought some unleavened bread.	1.3067	0.06288	75	55	17	3
1423	At least it's not a bear?	1.3067	0.06569	75	56	15	4
1424	So, if I understand you correctly, the secret to life is "glub"?	1.3067	0.07096	75	58	11	6
1425	I know...it makes no sense to me, either...	1.3067	0.06569	75	56	15	4
1426	Sheila? It’s me Rob, from Tinder.	1.3067	0.06837	75	57	13	5
1427	I never imagined that re-finding Nemo was going to be this hard	1.3067	0.06288	75	55	17	3
1428	Feed me.	1.3061	0.05694	98	73	20	5
1429	Hope you’re not as hungry as you look!	1.3061	0.05506	98	72	22	4
1430	you’re not very smart, are you	1.3061	0.05876	98	74	18	6
1431	Yes, those bones in the cave is Carl… Look, I know, this looks weird but we ran out of food and he got the short straw.	1.3061	0.05876	98	74	18	6
1432	Hello Frank, I’ve been expecting you	1.3061	0.05876	98	74	18	6
1433	Sorry, already booked	1.3059	0.06040	85	63	18	4
1434	Welcome to your beginning	1.3059	0.05803	85	62	20	3
1435	If you run away from home one more time……..	1.3059	0.06487	85	65	14	6
1436	Whatever your question, the answer is ‘Fish Food'	1.3059	0.06268	85	64	16	5
1437	Yes, Bob, I too needed a post-pandemic vacation with a mountain view.	1.3059	0.05557	85	61	22	2
1438	Tommy discovered that his dying goldish he flushed down the toilet a child, had now become the meaning of life.	1.3059	0.06040	85	63	18	4
1439	I decided to downsize.	1.3059	0.05803	85	62	20	3
1440	I was hoping for a pot of gold, but whatever.	1.3056	0.05497	108	81	21	6
1441	Do you have any threes?	1.3056	0.07305	72	56	10	6
1442	You don't look too happy to see me John.	1.3056	0.05950	108	84	15	9
1443	One of us should live.	1.3056	0.06452	72	53	16	3
1444	Sure, I can take your question, as long as it's about water or flake food.	1.3053	0.06000	95	72	17	6
1445	Life’s secret is not to become a fish out of water.	1.3053	0.05810	95	71	19	5
1446	You forgot my food?	1.3053	0.05810	95	71	19	5
1447	It's not 42?	1.3049	0.05933	82	60	19	3
1448	Don't worry, I'm not invasive.	1.3049	0.06181	82	61	17	4
1449	Just wait 'til you see the paintings. Early ichthyoid!	1.3049	0.06651	82	63	13	6
1450	The monk went to the bar. He said he was tired of being in quarantine and left me in charge. What do you want to know?	1.3048	0.05761	105	80	18	7
1451	This is the last time I’ll ever offer to do a guru a favor.	1.3043	0.05934	92	69	18	5
1452	Give up?	1.3043	0.05517	92	67	22	3
1453	The answer to it all? Go fish.	1.3043	0.06132	92	70	16	6
1454	Excuse me? I’m taking a bath here!	1.3043	0.06627	69	51	15	3
1455	You didn't bring any Things with you, did you?	1.3043	0.05729	92	68	20	4
1456	No scaling.	1.3043	0.07242	69	53	11	5
1457	Restroom’s around back. AROUND BACK.	1.3043	0.05934	92	69	18	5
1458	Turns out the Cat in the Hat has a dark side	1.3043	0.06627	69	51	15	3
1459	I forgot the fish food.	1.3040	0.05108	125	94	24	7
1460	I too, am a Pisces.	1.3039	0.06040	102	79	15	8
1461	Sorry, wrong cave. I was looking for the hermit crab.	1.3039	0.06040	102	79	15	8
1462	So you thought you could move without my knowing, heh	1.3038	0.07059	79	62	10	7
1463	I’ve just climbed one big metaphor only to find another, smaller metaphor.	1.3038	0.06584	79	60	14	5
1464	Enlightenment? That's only on our Premium Health Plan.	1.3038	0.06584	79	60	14	5
1465	We’re just two lost souls…	1.3038	0.06071	79	58	18	3
1466	This isn’t what I had in mind when the guide said I’d be scaling the mountain	1.3036	0.05205	112	83	24	5
1467	I see you took the long way up	1.3034	0.06472	89	69	13	7
1468	Dangit, they got me this time, “there is gold in them there hills.”	1.3034	0.05628	89	65	21	3
1469	Well well well, now look who’s getting flushed.	1.3034	0.06065	89	67	17	5
1470	The answer to life is to only remember back three seconds.	1.3034	0.06065	89	67	17	5
1471	Well my climb doesn't seem so impressive now.	1.3034	0.06856	89	71	9	9
1472	I hope you’re a Pisces…	1.3034	0.05851	89	66	19	4
1473	What do you mean? I always come here for the summer.	1.3034	0.05397	89	64	23	2
1474	Better than the toilet bowl am I right	1.3034	0.06272	89	68	15	6
1475	It was either scale this mountain or get flushed down the toilet.	1.3030	0.05644	99	74	20	5
1476	Bet a mountain cave is the last place you thought you'd find Nemo.	1.3030	0.05644	99	74	20	5
1477	He's at lunch.	1.3030	0.05459	99	73	22	4
1478	where everyone see a fish, I see water	1.3030	0.06818	66	49	14	3
1479	You really don't want my worldview.	1.3030	0.05644	99	74	20	5
1480	And here I'd hoped the answer would be a bowl of cherries	1.3028	0.05295	109	81	23	5
1481	Let me guess - your office isn’t reopening after all.	1.3026	0.06218	76	56	17	3
1482	I didn't mean it as an insult, I don't have a filter.	1.3026	0.06494	76	57	15	4
1483	I thought this was Pikes Peak.	1.3026	0.07260	76	60	9	7
1484	Living-fish," I presume	1.3026	0.07014	76	59	11	6
1485	Fifth grade science class, remember me?	1.3026	0.05929	76	55	19	2
1486	Know thyself.	1.3026	0.06494	76	57	15	4
1487	Fish: Don’t come. Do not come. Man: I’m gonna come.	1.3026	0.06494	76	57	15	4
1488	Hey ! Even you left Cali huh	1.3026	0.06494	76	57	15	4
1489	Brian did not realize the pot of gold would be to this scale as he finally arrived at the end of the rainbow.	1.3026	0.06759	76	58	13	5
1490	Enough of this yoga business, I am here to take you back home!	1.3026	0.05929	76	55	19	2
1491	True wisdom comes to those who present their guru with a battery-powered aerator.	1.3023	0.06204	86	65	16	5
1492	Great!!! Food & Water!!!	1.3023	0.05503	86	62	22	2
1493	You shouldn’t have stopped listening to the guide after hearing the word “gold”?	1.3023	0.06631	86	67	12	7
1494	Welcome! As you’ll see, the view was worth my dragging this bowl up with me.	1.3023	0.06631	86	67	12	7
1495	I can't tell you the meaning of life, but you can enjoy the view.	1.3023	0.05980	86	64	18	4
1496	But the Master said, “There’s always a bigger fish”	1.3023	0.05980	86	64	18	4
1497	I hope you're aware that it's strictly "catch and release" up here.	1.3021	0.06304	96	75	13	8
1498	Infinity is in a drop of water. Don't drown.	1.3021	0.05155	96	69	25	2
1499	I hope you remembered the fish flakes this time!	1.3021	0.05565	96	71	21	4
1500	Teach a man to fish…	1.3021	0.05565	96	71	21	4
1501	On your way back, could you get me one of those cool underwater castles?	1.3019	0.05390	106	79	22	5
1502	My wisdom seems a lot more infinite than it really is.	1.3016	0.06649	63	46	15	2
1503	I can't believe you didn't bring my little castle.	1.3014	0.06668	73	55	14	4
1504	The first step was the hardest.	1.3014	0.07475	73	58	8	7
1505	This was a lucky encounter as Jeff was extremely dehydrated. Hopefully the climber had a canteen.	1.3014	0.06376	73	54	16	3
1506	Because caves don't have toilets.	1.3012	0.06353	83	63	15	5
1507	He’s gone to get some fish food.	1.3011	0.05677	93	69	20	4
1508	Yes Pilgrim … the Grail you seek is back behind that sacrificial alter thingy … but first, do you have any of the those little pellets?	1.3011	0.06074	93	71	16	6
1509	Water is the meaning of life fool.	1.3011	0.05879	93	70	18	5
1510	You're early!	1.3010	0.05490	103	77	21	5
1511	Are you the Amazon delivery driver? I’m almost out of food!	1.3009	0.05745	113	88	16	9
1512	Mountaineer selects wrong path. Guru metaphorically directs him to Go Fish.	1.3000	0.05737	80	58	20	2
1513	Please tell me you’re a vegetarian	1.3000	0.06264	80	60	16	4
1514	Is this all there is?	1.3000	0.06512	80	61	14	5
1515	I'm the gold you're fishing for.	1.3000	0.06006	80	59	18	3
1516	I don't give a carp. Get lost, climbin' man!	1.3000	0.06856	70	53	13	4
1517	Thank God you're here. My water needs changing.	1.3000	0.06007	90	68	17	5
1518	You thought you were the one who got away	1.3000	0.06512	80	61	14	5
1519	It was kind of depressing: Wherever he went he found these abandoned Pandemic Pets.	1.3000	0.07151	70	54	11	5
1520	I thought I left it here.	1.3000	0.06264	80	60	16	4
1521	And you thought YOU had a tough climb...	1.3000	0.06007	90	68	17	5
1522	After years of exploring the wilderness,David has found the meaning of his last 10 years buying backpacking equipment from Academy: a goldfish.	1.3000	0.05737	80	58	20	2
1523	Darn. Thought you were Amazon.	1.3000	0.06547	70	52	15	3
1524	Welcome! I'm the idiom you came to escape	1.3000	0.05795	90	67	19	4
1525	Don't tell me you forget the little plastic castle.	1.3000	0.06547	70	52	15	3
1526	Have some fun before you become a floater."	1.3000	0.06007	90	68	17	5
1527	'42!' The damned answer is '42!'	1.3000	0.06856	70	53	13	4
1528	What kept you?	1.3000	0.05880	70	50	19	1
1529	Suspend your disbelief.	1.3000	0.05795	90	67	19	4
1530	You expected a lamp”	1.3000	0.06547	70	52	15	3
1531	Why didn’t you take the elevator?	1.3000	0.06006	80	59	18	3
1532	The Beta fish: social distancing before it was cool	1.3000	0.05412	100	74	22	4
1533	Darn! The old legend said a pot of gold.	1.2990	0.05112	97	70	25	2
1534	The answer to life? Float above it.	1.2990	0.05516	97	72	21	4
1535	What’s more surprising - a fish bowl on a mountain top or a talking fish?	1.2989	0.05921	87	65	18	4
1536	It was then that Chad realized that “El pez Dorado” did not mean “The Lost City of Gold.”	1.2989	0.06143	87	66	16	5
1537	Hi! I would really like a forever home.	1.2989	0.05691	87	64	20	3
1538	Fascinating to be in water and above sea level at the same time!	1.2989	0.06143	87	66	16	5
1539	Will grant enlightenment for fish flakes	1.2989	0.05921	87	65	18	4
1540	Welcome back John! You can start by bringing me up to speed on the sea level rising issue.	1.2989	0.05921	87	65	18	4
1541	Don't you dare complain about lunch being late! Didn't I warn you that there are trade-offs moving to a place with a spectacular view?	1.2989	0.06143	87	66	16	5
1542	The path to enlightenment? Fuhgettaboutit.	1.2987	0.06149	77	57	17	3
1543	Remember, a flush is only a temporary state.	1.2987	0.05865	77	56	19	2
1544	It's a long story.	1.2987	0.06149	77	57	17	3
1545	I came here for secluded sunsets, and you're ruining it.	1.2987	0.05566	77	55	21	1
1546	It's cherries. Sorry, I ate them!	1.2985	0.06385	67	49	16	2
1547	Sorry, I meant to say get the flakes in the BLUE bottle.	1.2985	0.06385	67	49	16	2
1548	Say what you need to say but know I’ll forget you in 10 seconds.	1.2981	0.05614	104	79	19	6
1549	Only one of us is getting out of here alive.	1.2979	0.06018	94	72	16	6
1550	Technically Carassius Auratus, but you can call me 'Bubbles' "	1.2979	0.06018	94	72	16	6
1551	Were you expecting a yeti?	1.2979	0.05418	94	69	22	3
1552	He then realized everything he had worked for in life was carp.	1.2979	0.06205	94	73	14	7
1553	Feel like you’re going in circles?	1.2979	0.06205	94	73	14	7
1554	Welcome,Grasshopper! You have mastered the third level!	1.2976	0.06055	84	63	17	4
1555	You can have a drink if you keep your teeth clenched.	1.2976	0.05813	84	62	19	3
1556	Congratulations human. Go on; make your wish.	1.2976	0.06728	84	66	11	7
1557	Bubbles the goldfish, once again, beats all comers to the summit!	1.2976	0.06055	84	63	17	4
1558	It really is a small world after all.	1.2976	0.06055	84	63	17	4
1559	Don’t succumb to your desire to drink. Instead focus on…um… hey look at that condor over there!	1.2976	0.05813	84	62	19	3
1560	Not exactly the pot of gold I have been searching for	1.2976	0.06287	84	64	15	5
1561	You win! You can choose me or a stuffed animal.	1.2976	0.05813	84	62	19	3
1562	Holy sh*t! A goldfish!	1.2976	0.06055	84	63	17	4
1563	I'm working remotely.	1.2973	0.05685	74	53	20	1
1564	They keep sending new guys to change my water.	1.2973	0.05685	74	53	20	1
1565	I need my water changed.	1.2973	0.06303	74	55	16	3
1566	... and yet sadly, in the years to come the gold fish would not be able to remember beating Hillary up the mountain.	1.2973	0.07130	74	58	10	6
1567	‘’ Don’t panic, this just means the ayahuasca is working ’’	1.2973	0.06303	74	55	16	3
1568	So this is how you avoid wearing a mask?	1.2970	0.05894	101	78	16	7
1569	Ted Lasso was right. Be the Goldfish.	1.2970	0.05724	101	77	18	6
1570	He's on vacation, but I can help you. By the way, do you happen to have any fish food, he's been gone for a week.	1.2967	0.05741	91	68	19	4
1571	Stay in school.	1.2967	0.05741	91	68	19	4
1572	Of course the Universe is a fish bowl! What did you think--a terrarium?	1.2967	0.05949	91	69	17	5
1573	Sorry, I’m thirsty!	1.2967	0.05949	91	69	17	5
1574	Why do men climb mountains?	1.2967	0.05524	91	67	21	3
1575	This is a little fishy	1.2963	0.05943	81	60	18	3
1576	Is this what they mean by high seas?	1.2963	0.06442	81	62	14	5
1577	Don’t worry little buddy, I’m fully vaccinated.	1.2963	0.05678	81	59	20	2
1578	Don't worry, I will Save you.!	1.2959	0.05840	98	75	17	6
1579	Thank goodness,I can fill my canteen!	1.2959	0.05468	98	73	21	4
1580	AND, YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS HARD ?	1.2959	0.05468	98	73	21	4
1581	I got here first. I win!	1.2959	0.05468	98	73	21	4
1582	The wind is really picking up!	1.2959	0.05840	98	75	17	6
1583	Carp diem.	1.2958	0.06771	71	54	13	4
1584	Oh, there you are Barbara!	1.2958	0.05812	71	51	19	1
1585	They said there was gold in them there hills...	1.2958	0.07062	71	55	11	5
1586	Fish again!	1.2958	0.06771	71	54	13	4
1587	I'll bet you thought you'd never see me again after flushing that toilet.	1.2958	0.06771	71	54	13	4
1588	These carnival games are getting harder.	1.2958	0.06467	71	53	15	3
1589	You have done well to make it this far. For your next trial you must remember to clean my bowl once a week.	1.2958	0.06467	71	53	15	3
1590	well what did you expect	1.2955	0.05399	88	64	22	2
1591	You cannot choose your bowl, but you can choose the direction you swim.	1.2955	0.05399	88	64	22	2
1592	I don't know if I'm seeing things or you are.	1.2955	0.05636	88	65	20	3
1593	He's in the back. For God's sake don't bring up politics!	1.2955	0.06082	88	67	16	5
1594	Yes, I'm the bowl of goldfish at the end of the trek.	1.2955	0.06695	88	70	10	8
1595	It was you all along...	1.2955	0.06293	88	68	14	6
1596	You’re back!	1.2952	0.05400	105	79	21	5
1597	Herby, this is the last time I’m going to rescue you.	1.2951	0.06335	61	44	16	1
1598	Me too, because it was there.	1.2949	0.06854	78	61	11	6
1599	I know what you're thinking: "Something seems fishy...."	1.2949	0.06082	78	58	17	3
1600	This is not what I expected when I was told that there was gold at the end of this journey.	1.2949	0.05508	78	56	21	1
1601	Step-off.	1.2949	0.06607	78	60	13	5
1602	I said the kids would love a dog, she said no it has to be this particular goldfish.	1.2949	0.06082	78	58	17	3
1603	The good news is, we seem to have plateaued.	1.2949	0.06082	78	58	17	3
1604	A goldfish’s memory is 10sec” ~ Ted Lasso meaning you will have forgotten how hard the journey was getting to the top. Now you can focus on being where you are.	1.2949	0.06350	78	59	15	4
1605	Can you tell me when is high tide?	1.2947	0.05574	95	71	20	4
1606	Think of me as a white whale, but for hikers.	1.2947	0.05574	95	71	20	4
1607	Same here -- I came to escape.	1.2947	0.05772	95	72	18	5
1608	The Answer is: I had a guy bring me up here.	1.2947	0.05574	95	71	20	4
1609	I looked everywhere for you! .	1.2947	0.05370	95	70	22	3
1610	There's goldfish in them there hills	1.2941	0.05246	85	61	23	1
1611	No, Gurudude's in Maui. I'm just house sitting.	1.2941	0.06306	68	50	16	2
1612	My liquidity has caved.	1.2941	0.06968	68	52	12	4
1613	I knew the meaning of life three seconds ago.	1.2941	0.06223	85	65	15	5
1614	Did you bring flakes?	1.2941	0.05246	85	61	23	1
1615	You wouldn't by any chance have one of those little ceramic castles with you, would you?	1.2941	0.06306	68	50	16	2
1616	Your subscription to The New Yorker will expire in 7 months. We need your renewal confirmation RIGHT NOW!	1.2941	0.06223	85	65	15	5
1617	Welcome to my pied-à-terre.	1.2941	0.06968	68	52	12	4
1618	I told you I'd come back for you!	1.2935	0.05687	92	69	19	4
1619	Your accomplishment is impressive too.	1.2935	0.06286	92	72	13	7
1620	I promised I would release you into the wild	1.2935	0.05687	92	69	19	4
1621	It’s too late, David. I’ve seen it all and I’m not coming home.	1.2935	0.05687	92	69	19	4
1622	I heard goldfish were an invasive species, but I didn't think it was this bad...	1.2933	0.06514	75	57	14	4
1623	The Meaning of Life? Fish gotta' swim.	1.2933	0.06231	75	56	16	3
1624	I'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty.	1.2933	0.06514	75	57	14	4
1625	I knew there was something fishy	1.2933	0.06514	75	57	14	4
1626	Meaning of life? No clue, but I'll perform a card trick for your troubles.	1.2929	0.05026	99	72	25	2
1627	Climate change.	1.2927	0.05620	82	60	20	2
1628	I was planning to self isolate, but I see you have beaten me to it.	1.2927	0.05881	82	61	18	3
1629	Well, at least I won the carnival game.	1.2927	0.07257	82	67	6	9
1630	Scavenger Hunt... 2020 edition.	1.2927	0.06132	82	62	16	4
1631	I hope the fish food you brought is vegan.	1.2923	0.06837	65	49	13	3
1632	Seriously? You came all this way just to meet a talking goldfish?	1.2921	0.05806	89	67	18	4
1633	Don’t be so surprised - millions of years ago, this was just an ocean bed	1.2921	0.05806	89	67	18	4
1634	I knew the meaning of life but I forgot it.	1.2921	0.05582	89	66	20	3
1635	You are our 435th visitor today	1.2921	0.05806	89	67	18	4
1636	I’m out of my element, but at least I took the high ground.	1.2921	0.06022	89	68	16	5
1637	Perfect, water and a snack.	1.2921	0.06022	89	68	16	5
1638	What a relief! I thought you had been flushed!	1.2920	0.05286	113	86	21	6
1639	What? You were expecting some old hippie in a robe? Whatever. Anyway, that's the meaning of life. And, feed the fish.	1.2917	0.05908	96	74	16	6
1640	I forgot	1.2917	0.06976	72	56	11	5
1641	I hope the trip to go back for my water conditioner wasn't too inconvenient!	1.2917	0.05322	96	71	22	3
1642	Look, I ain’t the Dalai Lama, but I do operate a global non-profit think tank.	1.2917	0.06689	72	55	13	4
1643	So you know, I'm not into sharing.	1.2917	0.06390	72	54	15	3
1644	I'm the Friday special.	1.2917	0.06390	72	54	15	3
1645	Oh, do you mean the old hermit crab that used to live here?	1.2917	0.06076	72	53	17	2
1646	No, I definitely said latte WITH soy milk...	1.2917	0.05908	96	74	16	6
1647	Well, that certainly isn’t the kind of gold I was expecting.	1.2917	0.05524	96	72	20	4
1648	This is not the pot of gold I was expecting.	1.2913	0.05955	103	81	14	8
1649	Larry discovers the meaning of everything is actually not a big deal.	1.2913	0.05955	103	81	14	8
1650	Please tell me you packed fish food.	1.2911	0.05740	79	58	19	2
1651	I guess I don't have the right address	1.2911	0.06016	79	59	17	3
1652	There is something fishy about this " Stairway To Heaven " thing .	1.2911	0.06016	79	59	17	3
1653	For all your climbing, happiness was in your own bowl all along.	1.2911	0.06280	79	60	15	4
1654	Yes, the altitude stunted my growth.	1.2911	0.06534	79	61	13	5
1655	Are you asking what took me so long?	1.2911	0.06280	79	60	15	4
1656	FYI- I peed in here.	1.2911	0.06534	79	61	13	5
1657	The meaning of life is… the meaning of life is…	1.2911	0.06280	79	60	15	4
1658	If you say there's something fishy about this cave, I will kill you.	1.2911	0.06016	79	59	17	3
1659	Believe me, the sea level will not rise this high.	1.2911	0.06280	79	60	15	4
1660	I changed my mind. I want the extra-crispy fish food. Can you go back?	1.2909	0.05222	110	83	22	5
1661	So that's where you were hiding.	1.2907	0.05196	86	62	23	1
1662	Sorry sir,you must wear a mask to enter	1.2907	0.06159	86	66	15	5
1663	The meaning of life -- ? You might as well ask how any of us got here.	1.2903	0.06660	62	46	14	2
1664	It gives new meaning to the idea of "going for the gold."	1.2903	0.07411	62	48	10	4
1665	No, I'm a goldfish, what do I know?	1.2903	0.06250	62	45	16	1
1666	Hi stranger. My name is 'Wanda'"	1.2900	0.05183	100	74	23	3
1667	You should have suspected there was something fishy when they told you that you would find a Gold Mine up here.	1.2900	0.05738	100	77	17	6
1668	What? You were expecting a burning bush?	1.2900	0.05559	100	76	19	5
1669	Told you I’d beat you up here…. Now give me my twenty bucks.	1.2900	0.04984	100	73	25	2
1670	You must be the beta tester.	1.2899	0.06229	69	51	16	2
1671	I forgot to bring fish food	1.2899	0.06562	69	52	14	3
1672	I’m quarantined. What are YOU doing here?	1.2899	0.06879	69	53	12	4
1673	I knew I left you somewhere.	1.2899	0.06562	69	52	14	3
1674	Came for the solitude...but stayed for the thin air.	1.2895	0.06160	76	57	16	3
1675	Yep, the source of all happiness is to stay in your frikin bowl.	1.2895	0.05869	76	56	18	2
1676	The greatest enlightenment is to laugh at yourself.	1.2895	0.06706	76	59	12	5
1677	Nemo!	1.2895	0.06439	76	58	14	4
1678	The meaning of existence is . . . Ichthyology.	1.2895	0.06160	76	57	16	3
1679	I'm not the vessel your looking for...	1.2895	0.05869	76	56	18	2
1680	We meet at last, Sir Edmund.	1.2895	0.06706	76	59	12	5
1681	The secret to life is a goldfish bowl...I think...well I'm not really sure because I am limited to circular reasoning.	1.2892	0.06306	83	64	14	5
1682	Don't try to be Koi with me!	1.2892	0.06534	83	65	12	6
1683	Okay, here it is: Am I the cause of climate change? Do I start pointless wars? Stop evolving.	1.2892	0.06306	83	64	14	5
1684	They call me Swimmy Swami.	1.2892	0.05821	83	62	18	3
1685	Catch-and-Release is the path to true happiness.	1.2892	0.06068	83	63	16	4
1686	As a guru all I do is remind people that at least they’re not confined to a bowl.	1.2892	0.05821	83	62	18	3
1687	While you may find "Nemo" you may not possess "Nemo."	1.2892	0.06306	83	64	14	5
1688	I thought the ocean would look bigger from here.	1.2892	0.05821	83	62	18	3
1689	I even gave you a head start and I still beat your anthropoid ass.	1.2892	0.06306	83	64	14	5
1690	I knew I would find you here	1.2892	0.05821	83	62	18	3
1691	Reads one too many articles about incorporating exercise into daily chores.	1.2892	0.06306	83	64	14	5
1692	Curses, they said I'd find gold and all I get is a fish yapping something about 'three wishes'!	1.2889	0.05964	90	69	16	5
1693	Finally. I was beginning to feel I should have called Grubhub.	1.2889	0.06170	90	70	14	6
1694	You didn’t happen to see a guy with a can of fish food on your way up, did you?	1.2889	0.05529	90	67	20	3
1695	The secret to a happy existence is having your water changed every three days.	1.2889	0.05529	90	67	20	3
1696	Need a drink?	1.2889	0.05751	90	68	18	4
1697	The secret of life? That's the other mountain. This one's for the secret of keeping your kid's goldfish alive longer than a week.	1.2889	0.05751	90	68	18	4
1698	It's solitary, but I still feel like I'm in a fishbowl.	1.2889	0.05964	90	69	16	5
1699	Welcome to the Water Reclamation Office. How can we not help you?" #newyorkercartoon	1.2889	0.05751	90	68	18	4
1700	I told you baby, there ain’t no mountain high enough.	1.2889	0.05751	90	68	18	4
1701	Turn round and you will behold all the kingdoms of the world. I will give you all their authority and splendor, if you will but worship me. The last guy refused, but I've got a good feeling about you.	1.2887	0.05475	97	73	20	4
1702	You have reached the gold at the end of the rainbow.	1.2887	0.06035	97	76	14	7
1703	Amenities? Well, let's start with 360-degree views and a private infinity pool.	1.2887	0.06035	97	76	14	7
1704	I don’t know why people complain about high altitude, I feel great!	1.2887	0.05276	97	72	22	3
1705	Weren’t you here 3 minutes ago?	1.2881	0.06419	59	43	15	1
1706	I dunno. Who feeds you?	1.2879	0.06392	66	49	15	2
1707	Help—I don’t want to die here!	1.2879	0.07084	66	51	11	4
1708	What'd you expect for $10? Lobster?	1.2877	0.06609	73	56	13	4
1709	You're probably thinking that you are hallucinating from the altitude...	1.2877	0.06315	73	55	15	3
1710	This was still easier than that ping pong ball thing at the fair.	1.2877	0.06609	73	56	13	4
1711	Sorry dude. Richard Branson got here first.	1.2877	0.06315	73	55	15	3
1712	They kept saying I wasn’t the only fish in the sea, so I became the only fish on the mountain.	1.2877	0.06609	73	56	13	4
1713	Do you have a permit for that water?	1.2877	0.05335	73	52	21	0
1714	I’ve been wading.	1.2877	0.06891	73	57	11	5
1715	NYC: 2099 5th floor wall up with a water view	1.2877	0.06315	73	55	15	3
1716	The "California Gold Rush" should have been more specific!	1.2875	0.05680	80	59	19	2
1717	Relax, it's the circle of life...	1.2875	0.06462	80	62	13	5
1718	Are you the DoorDash Mr. Yeti ordered?	1.2875	0.06212	80	61	15	4
1719	Sushi restaurants are everywhere these days.	1.2875	0.05680	80	59	19	2
1720	Go fish” they sai	1.2875	0.06212	80	61	15	4
1721	Grubhub order for fishfood...right?	1.2874	0.05874	87	66	17	4
1722	Congratulations. You have now successfully completed step #2.	1.2874	0.06521	87	69	11	7
1723	Sorry, I’m just the house sitter.	1.2874	0.06097	87	67	15	5
1724	Aren’t you going to ask me how I got here?	1.2874	0.06097	87	67	15	5
1725	This was not the first time that he had been catfished, but something told him this would probably be the last.	1.2874	0.05642	87	65	19	3
1726	You were expecting Jaws?	1.2872	0.05583	94	71	19	4
1727	Fina… WHAT? THIS is the final prize?!	1.2869	0.04725	122	91	27	4
1728	I know it’s a little fishy, but sometimes life has no immediate explanations.	1.2857	0.05804	77	57	18	2
1729	I've adapted to climate change.	1.2857	0.06793	70	54	12	4
1730	If you carry me down to the the river I promise to show you all the great fishing spots.	1.2857	0.06153	70	52	16	2
1731	Is there a certain magic phrase or place to touch the bowl?	1.2857	0.06793	70	54	12	4
1732	You were expecting maybe Charlie the Tuna?	1.2857	0.05761	84	63	18	3
1733	Goddam it, the rental ad said no pets!	1.2857	0.05533	105	81	18	6
1734	You must think beyond the bowl, my son.	1.2857	0.06793	70	54	12	4
1735	Did you bring my Door Dash dinner order?	1.2857	0.06793	70	54	12	4
1736	The secret of life? Sorry - I’ve forgotten.	1.2857	0.05804	77	57	18	2
1737	Hey, scram, Mr. Hiker! I feel like I’m in a fishbowl!	1.2857	0.06005	84	64	16	4
1738	What did you bring me?	1.2857	0.05804	77	57	18	2
1739	I am not going back with you, Dave! I like it here.	1.2857	0.06366	77	59	14	4
1740	It's hard to breath up here, isn't it?	1.2857	0.05761	84	63	18	3
1741	What was the question, again?	1.2857	0.05906	91	70	16	5
1742	Not one more step until I see your water bottle!	1.2857	0.06091	77	58	16	3
1743	The hiker was parched, and the fish hadn’t tasted human flesh in nearly a week.	1.2857	0.06366	77	59	14	4
1744	Just checking - were you here 10 seconds ago?	1.2857	0.06366	77	59	14	4
1745	This cave is taken, try the one next door.	1.2857	0.06569	63	47	14	2
1746	Where’s your mask?	1.2857	0.06481	70	53	14	3
1747	Oh course I will tell you the meaning of life. First, add water.	1.2857	0.05906	91	70	16	5
1748	Welcome to the Hard Rock Café sir, is this a party of one?	1.2857	0.07377	70	56	8	6
1749	If don't have food, take a hike.	1.2857	0.05507	84	62	20	2
1750	Herb was always into fishing in the remotest spots.	1.2857	0.06481	70	53	14	3
1751	Self reflections from a fish bowl.	1.2857	0.06481	70	53	14	3
1752	I am your answer”	1.2857	0.06629	77	60	12	5
1753	Can you feed my fish while I’m out?	1.2857	0.06153	70	52	16	2
1754	This is the last time I promise to take care of your fish	1.2857	0.06153	70	52	16	2
1755	That’s it Goldie. No more off leash for you	1.2857	0.06239	84	65	14	5
1756	Help! The bear is hibernating and said I’d be the first thing she eats when she wakes up!	1.2857	0.06005	84	64	16	4
1757	I’ve seen weirder things in San Francisco.	1.2857	0.06306	91	72	12	7
1758	This is water. This is water.	1.2857	0.06005	84	64	16	4
1759	Okay, before you say anything, just turn around and take in that view!	1.2857	0.05012	105	78	24	3
1760	Yes, I am the gold fish. Why?	1.2857	0.06481	70	53	14	3
1761	Remember me? I'm the guy you flushed last year.	1.2842	0.05923	95	74	15	6
1762	At last! It's so lonely at the top!	1.2842	0.05532	95	72	19	4
1763	Your fishing license is no good here.	1.2842	0.05532	95	72	19	4
1764	Goldfish? Where’s the lama?!?	1.2842	0.05532	95	72	19	4
1765	This is the most extreme game of “go fish”!	1.2841	0.05587	88	66	19	3
1766	Nemo? No one here by that name.	1.2841	0.05587	88	66	19	3
1767	Wait! I thought Dori was with you.	1.2841	0.05816	88	67	17	4
1768	Hope you are just thirsting for knowledge!	1.2841	0.05816	88	67	17	4
1769	Ahh, sushi!	1.2840	0.05889	81	61	17	3
1770	You want answers? I want food. Here’s my list: Bright Farms vegan fish flakes, unsalted; Ryosan seaweed, the smooth kind, no bumps; Blackie’s FishBro Biscuits, guaranteed not to disintegrate in water… hey, you getting this?	1.2840	0.05889	81	61	17	3
1771	Climb every mountain; swim every fishbowl...	1.2840	0.05889	81	61	17	3
1772	I guess even here you can feel like you're living in a gold fish bowl.	1.2840	0.05889	81	61	17	3
1773	No, you were supposed to turn LEFT at the gas station	1.2840	0.06145	81	62	15	4
1774	Not exactly here. You have to descend about two miles, and then follow the old sheep trail.	1.2840	0.05889	81	61	17	3
1775	Your probably wondering how I got up here? Have a seat, it’s a cute story.	1.2840	0.05620	81	60	19	2
1776	Move over, backpack. You’re ruining my view.	1.2840	0.06391	81	63	13	5
1777	The secret to life? Live it 10 seconds at a time	1.2840	0.06391	81	63	13	5
1778	True, it's life in a fish bowl, but you can't beat the view.	1.2838	0.06241	74	56	15	3
1779	You again.	1.2838	0.06531	74	57	13	4
1780	Did you bring a change of water?	1.2838	0.05937	74	55	17	2
1781	No, you can't have a sip of my water.	1.2838	0.05937	74	55	17	2
1782	When an internet first date goes wrong.	1.2838	0.06241	74	56	15	3
1783	What drought ?	1.2838	0.07075	74	59	9	6
1784	Wrong cave, enlightenment one peak over.	1.2838	0.07075	74	59	9	6
1785	All of life is…what was I saying?	1.2838	0.06241	74	56	15	3
1786	If you seek the secret to life, I forgot it.	1.2838	0.06241	74	56	15	3
1787	Enough with the meditation, I'm taking you home.	1.2838	0.06808	74	58	11	5
1788	The truth is…you’re in a bowl too Todd.	1.2838	0.05616	74	54	19	1
1789	Well, you found the fish, now make your wish.	1.2838	0.06241	74	56	15	3
1790	And will that be a table for one?	1.2833	0.06330	60	44	15	1
1791	I heard she lays golden eggs	1.2833	0.07167	60	46	11	3
1792	True, but at least I know my limits.	1.2828	0.05185	99	74	22	3
1793	Yes Johnny, the meaning of life IS a little bit fishy.	1.2826	0.05426	92	69	20	3
1794	I thought I flushed you… you look good. Trail mix?	1.2826	0.06051	92	72	14	6
1795	How did you swim to the top?	1.2826	0.05850	92	71	16	5
1796	Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you feed him for his life time. Climb a mountain and find fish, be very disappointed.”	1.2824	0.05452	85	63	20	2
1797	Unfortunately, I now realize that it would have been easier to have just flushed him down the toilet.	1.2824	0.06175	85	66	14	5
1798	Ha Ha, beat you, slowpoke!	1.2824	0.05703	85	64	18	3
1799	You forgot to feed me again. And you left the oven on.	1.2824	0.05452	85	63	20	2
1800	I'm sorry Thomas, but your Guru is on another mountain	1.2824	0.05452	85	63	20	2
1801	OK, I get it. Isolated. Now what?	1.2821	0.05443	78	57	20	1
1802	Are you pescatarian?	1.2821	0.06294	78	60	14	4
1803	What's a guy gotta do to stay out of sight?	1.2821	0.06803	78	62	10	6
1804	Congratulations! Win one more and you can trade up for a medium-sized stuffed animal.	1.2821	0.06024	78	59	16	3
1805	How could you possibly take anything I say seriously?	1.2821	0.06024	78	59	16	3
1806	Fishy. What's fishy?	1.2821	0.06294	78	60	14	4
1807	You've flushed my relatives and you want the meaning of life from me!	1.2821	0.06554	78	61	12	5
1808	Go ahead. Ask me anything. I'm no fluke.	1.2821	0.06554	78	61	12	5
1809	Please be sure to stay 6 ft away.	1.2821	0.06294	78	60	14	4
1810	That depends on who’s asking.	1.2821	0.06024	78	59	16	3
1811	…so that’s why my podcast sounds like I’m recording from a fishbowl.	1.2821	0.06024	78	59	16	3
1812	At last, the pot of gold...fish!	1.2817	0.06401	71	54	14	3
1813	Try living your life in a fishbowl. But pick a scenic location.	1.2817	0.06401	71	54	14	3
1814	I hope you're a vegan.	1.2817	0.06079	71	53	16	2
1815	I suppose this is better than getting flushed, thank you for your kindness	1.2817	0.05738	71	52	18	1
1816	Carl paused in that fleeting moment knowing his acomplishment would soon be forgotten.	1.2816	0.05418	103	79	19	5
1817	Did you remember the food this time?	1.2812	0.05482	96	73	19	4
1818	You forgot the fish food, right?	1.2812	0.06853	64	49	12	3
1819	I can't carry it down -- gave my right arm to get to the top.	1.2809	0.05759	89	68	17	4
1820	Sink or Swim is my motto	1.2809	0.05977	89	69	15	5
1821	Look at that, a climber… look at that, a climber…	1.2809	0.05759	89	68	17	4
1822	Meeting Goldy	1.2809	0.05759	89	68	17	4
1823	This geocache is not quite what I was expecting	1.2809	0.05051	89	65	23	1
1824	Eat or drink first?	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
1825	Consider this your first bit of enlightenment.	1.2805	0.05827	82	62	17	3
1826	She's out.	1.2805	0.06556	82	65	11	6
1827	Nemo. What's yours?	1.2805	0.06322	82	64	13	5
1828	You brought the fish food, right?	1.2805	0.06079	82	63	15	4
1829	I'm prepared for global warming. Are you?	1.2805	0.05562	82	61	19	2
1830	Oh my god, it’s Jeff Besos!	1.2805	0.05827	82	62	17	3
1831	The entire mountain and you had to find a peak with steps?	1.2805	0.06322	82	64	13	5
1832	Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations"	1.2805	0.06079	82	63	15	4
1833	What, you haven't seen a gurufish before?	1.2805	0.06079	82	63	15	4
1834	Sorry, wrong mountain.	1.2805	0.06556	82	65	11	6
1835	Any chance I can get a ride when you head back down? You’d really be helping me out of a jam.	1.2805	0.05562	82	61	19	2
1836	Oxygen in the water? At this altitude?	1.2805	0.05827	82	62	17	3
1837	You came back!	1.2805	0.06322	82	64	13	5
1838	Weren't you here yesterday?	1.2805	0.05827	82	62	17	3
1839	I’m the only gold in this cave	1.2800	0.05554	75	55	19	1
1840	I prefer flakes to pellets.	1.2800	0.05869	75	56	17	2
1841	As you swim through life, don’t forget to stop and smell the seaweed.	1.2800	0.06728	75	59	11	5
1842	I knew you’d come back for me.	1.2800	0.05554	75	55	19	1
1843	The meaning of life? I'll tell you that after you take me to the spawning beds.	1.2800	0.06169	75	57	15	3
1844	This pet sitting gig is just not worth it.	1.2800	0.05869	75	56	17	2
1845	Cavemen have pet goldfish?	1.2800	0.06454	75	58	13	4
1846	Of course Jeffrey was excited to see his old pal Gill again, but he was even more distraught knowing his mother had lied about his whereabouts all these years…	1.2800	0.06728	75	59	11	5
1847	You were expecting maybe some old dude sitting criss-cross applesauce?"	1.2800	0.05554	75	55	19	1
1848	Okay, now we just need to do the "Valley Low" and "River Wide" parts..	1.2800	0.06728	75	59	11	5
1849	Getting down is mandatory, apparently.	1.2800	0.05869	75	56	17	2
1850	You’re here for the Phish concert? Ah good, you got my email.	1.2796	0.05795	93	72	16	5
1851	So glad you're here. Could you please change the water?	1.2794	0.06574	68	52	13	3
1852	I had a feeling this was the wrong end of the rainbow.	1.2794	0.06900	68	53	11	4
1853	The secret? Vodka!	1.2794	0.06900	68	53	11	4
1854	Oh crap, you look thirsty	1.2794	0.05869	68	50	17	1
1855	Oh great, doesn’t he know there are more fish in the sea?	1.2794	0.07509	68	55	7	6
1856	Please, you never saw me, alright?	1.2794	0.06574	68	52	13	3
1857	From the bottom of the sea to the top f the mountain, I'm at your service.	1.2794	0.05869	68	50	17	1
1858	Thank God you're here. They told the children I was sent to a farm upstate.	1.2794	0.06900	68	53	11	4
1859	That's not the kind of gold I was expecting in these hills.	1.2791	0.05883	86	66	16	4
1860	... Polo!	1.2791	0.05646	86	65	18	3
1861	Forget your altitude sickness, Eloise, I've brought your food."	1.2791	0.06111	86	67	14	5
1862	Don’t ever run away from home again!	1.2791	0.06331	86	68	12	6
1863	I am just filling in for the other guy.	1.2791	0.05883	86	66	16	4
1864	What have we done to the ocean?	1.2791	0.05883	86	66	16	4
1865	Don’t go anywhere. I’ll be right back.	1.2791	0.06111	86	67	14	5
1866	You will never find enlightenment by asking a goldfish. Have you tried meditation?	1.2785	0.06224	79	61	14	4
1867	What's a fish gotta do to get some privacy?	1.2785	0.05075	79	57	22	0
1868	where's your mask, blockhead?	1.2785	0.05958	79	60	16	3
1869	Looks like Rob will get a little fishing in after all.	1.2785	0.05958	79	60	16	3
1870	I hope you brought some fishfood.	1.2785	0.05958	79	60	16	3
1871	What’s the big deal? I’m an invasive species.	1.2785	0.06480	79	62	12	5
1872	Sorry, find your own bowl.	1.2785	0.06224	79	61	14	4
1873	If someone yodels, I'm doomed.	1.2785	0.05958	79	60	16	3
1874	A lot has happened since I flushed you…	1.2785	0.06224	79	61	14	4
1875	Food for thought in exchange for some food pellets.	1.2784	0.05815	97	76	15	6
1876	Thank god, a glass of water…a snack too!	1.2784	0.05433	97	74	19	4
1877	He's in the back making avocado toast.	1.2778	0.06324	72	55	14	3
1878	I came all this way to escape the office fishbowl!	1.2778	0.06915	72	57	10	5
1879	Oh, really. YOU want to know the meaning of life.	1.2778	0.06126	90	71	13	6
1880	Be fully present in your own space.	1.2778	0.06324	72	55	14	3
1881	Who did you expect, Yoda?	1.2778	0.06915	72	57	10	5
1882	I think I'm about to find out what it's like to be a fish out of water.	1.2778	0.06007	72	54	16	2
1883	Did you bring the algae wafers?	1.2778	0.05480	90	68	19	3
1884	Sometimes you need to travel far to discover that there is no place like home.	1.2778	0.06626	72	56	12	4
1885	I ordered organic duckweed.	1.2778	0.05480	90	68	19	3
1886	Uber?	1.2778	0.06324	72	55	14	3
1887	Gone Fishing	1.2778	0.05918	90	70	15	5
1888	The secret to eternal life? Keep you gills moving	1.2778	0.06126	90	71	13	6
1889	This is the residence of Alex Honnold and you, sir, are trespassing.	1.2778	0.06915	72	57	10	5
1890	It started out as a school prank.	1.2778	0.05703	90	69	17	4
1891	Didn't you hear that you can suffer hallucinations (and not garner eternal wisdom) from cerebral hypoxemia at high altitudes, or am I a talking fish?	1.2778	0.05398	108	84	18	6
1892	They said you'd be here in 30 minutes or less.	1.2778	0.06007	72	54	16	2
1893	My philosophy- don't be coy.	1.2778	0.06626	72	56	12	4
1894	Thank goodness you aren’t Elaine, and this isn’t a parking garage	1.2778	0.06324	72	55	14	3
1895	wow, BlubHub really delivers this far, huh	1.2778	0.06126	90	71	13	6
1896	What the 2021 dating reality of “plenty of fish in the sea” feels like	1.2778	0.06626	72	56	12	4
1897	Where's the damn fish-flakes?	1.2771	0.06255	83	65	13	5
1898	I climbed all this way for a fish!?!	1.2771	0.05505	83	62	19	2
1899	The secret of life is not to forget the water…!	1.2771	0.06015	83	64	15	4
1900	Not what you expected, right?	1.2771	0.06015	83	64	15	4
1901	Irving was both disheartened and disillusioned when he finally discovered the purpose of life.	1.2771	0.05505	83	62	19	2
1902	You didn’t think I’d still be here, did you.	1.2771	0.05505	83	62	19	2
1903	How did you beat me to the top!?	1.2771	0.06255	83	65	13	5
1904	Not one step closer unless you're vaccinated!	1.2769	0.06761	65	50	12	3
1905	Just when I thought I had a day alone.....	1.2763	0.06379	76	59	13	4
1906	Stay!	1.2763	0.06649	76	60	11	5
1907	Funny you should ask.	1.2763	0.06098	76	58	15	3
1908	Your safe now, I've been vaccinated!	1.2763	0.06379	76	59	13	4
1909	Do not be afraid. I'm simply a town piranha.	1.2763	0.06098	76	58	15	3
1910	Welcome. We are preparing your bowl now.	1.2763	0.05803	76	57	17	2
1911	NO! What are you doing here ?!	1.2763	0.06379	76	59	13	4
1912	I got more fish to fry.	1.2763	0.06379	76	59	13	4
1913	I guess it really is lonely at the top.	1.2763	0.06098	76	58	15	3
1914	He's back there lying down. Vertigo.	1.2763	0.06379	76	59	13	4
1915	I hate to admit it, but I ate the other passengers to survive.	1.2763	0.06649	76	60	11	5
1916	What do you mean you don't remember how you got up here?	1.2763	0.06098	76	58	15	3
1917	It’s the only one bedroom with a view I could afford.	1.2763	0.06379	76	59	13	4
1918	This shade is taken	1.2763	0.05803	76	57	17	2
1919	Just one little sip?	1.2763	0.05493	76	56	19	1
1920	You can leave me here and go but understand that this isn’t over Ted.	1.2763	0.06649	76	60	11	5
1921	Wishing you had more oxygen? Same.	1.2762	0.05152	105	80	21	4
1922	Hey, Boss! Come and pay the fish food delivery guy, okay?	1.2759	0.05089	87	64	22	1
1923	Remember the ping-pong ball toss from the school fair 30 years ago? I do.	1.2759	0.05824	87	67	16	4
1924	You can thank me for carving these steps on my way up here	1.2759	0.06049	87	68	14	5
1925	It's that damn Cat In the Hat's fault. Couldn't he think of another word that rhymes with fountain?	1.2759	0.05590	87	66	18	3
1926	Yeah well, I still haven't found what I'm looking for either...	1.2754	0.06811	69	54	11	4
1927	Hey, little fella, are you lost?	1.2754	0.06491	69	53	13	3
1928	Never leave your bubble.	1.2754	0.06491	69	53	13	3
1929	Move along - nothing to see here.	1.2754	0.06491	69	53	13	3
1930	I tell you now, the purpose of humanity is to keep the water fresh and don't over feed.	1.2754	0.06491	69	53	13	3
1931	We're like SeaWorld, but relatively more ethical.	1.2754	0.06491	69	53	13	3
1932	Tell them I’m somewhere between wild caught and farmed raised.	1.2754	0.06491	69	53	13	3
1933	'You are safe here'	1.2754	0.06154	69	52	15	2
1934	Not exactly what you were expecting, huh?	1.2750	0.05329	80	59	20	1
1935	Okay, that’s the last time we went for a walk off leash.	1.2750	0.05618	80	60	18	2
1936	the medium is the message, right	1.2750	0.05893	80	61	16	3
1937	Scale the what?	1.2750	0.05893	80	61	16	3
1938	Don't even think about drinking this water.	1.2750	0.05893	80	61	16	3
1939	Hey! I knew you’d come back for me!	1.2750	0.05329	80	59	20	1
1940	It wasn't easy.	1.2750	0.05618	80	60	18	2
1941	Fi*h! I forgot my mask!	1.2750	0.06408	80	63	12	5
1942	I told my owner once sea levels rise this area will be up-and-coming.	1.2747	0.05649	91	70	17	4
1943	I wondered where you went.	1.2747	0.05428	91	69	19	3
1944	Nevermind. I'll just Google it.	1.2747	0.05649	91	70	17	4
1945	I suppose if you have live in a goldfish bowl, this is a good place to do it.	1.2747	0.05198	91	68	21	2
1946	If this is the meaning of life, it is very fishy!	1.2745	0.05054	102	77	22	3
1947	You were expecting maybe a Monkfish?	1.2742	0.06963	62	48	11	3
1948	Enlightenment?...no, sorry, the're two caves over.	1.2742	0.07333	62	49	9	4
1949	It's been two days I ordered fish flakes and I see that's not a food delivery backpack...	1.2742	0.06963	62	48	11	3
1950	The moment Bill realized the farm his parents told him about was a lie.	1.2742	0.06963	62	48	11	3
1951	The guru is in the next cave. I'm the fugu.	1.2740	0.06546	73	57	12	4
1952	Isn't it a long climb to come look for a pet?	1.2740	0.06546	73	57	12	4
1953	You'll never guess where the dog you "sent to the farm to live" ended up.	1.2740	0.05936	73	55	16	2
1954	Let me guess...you were expecting to find a different "pot of gold" eh?	1.2740	0.05936	73	55	16	2
1955	« Welcome, if you can see me it only means that you’re really high buddy. »	1.2740	0.06546	73	57	12	4
1956	Did you remember my cigarettes?	1.2740	0.06546	73	57	12	4
1957	I knew that answer three seconds ago.	1.2738	0.05706	84	64	17	3
1958	Good news! I got vaccinated. Our need for social distancing is over.	1.2738	0.06189	84	66	13	5
1959	It's no use climbing up here to escape the goldfish bowl.	1.2738	0.05952	84	65	15	4
1960	Wrong mountaintop. I cover the meaning of phish.	1.2738	0.05706	84	64	17	3
1961	Something's Fishy!	1.2738	0.06416	84	67	11	6
1962	I live in a fishbowl….What would I know about the meaning of life?	1.2738	0.05706	84	64	17	3
1963	Oh good, just what I wanted to buy and in stock.	1.2738	0.05449	84	63	19	2
1964	I knew there was something fishy about the route Google maps told me to take.	1.2737	0.05487	95	73	18	4
1965	So, Agent Hardcastle, we meet again."	1.2727	0.05739	77	58	17	2
1966	Get down from there! There's plenty more fish in the sea.	1.2727	0.06029	77	59	15	3
1967	It's about time! My water needs changing.	1.2727	0.05739	77	58	17	2
1968	Oh, thank God--for a moment there I thought you were the cat.	1.2727	0.07012	66	52	10	4
1969	Dried shrimp first. My answer second.	1.2727	0.06312	66	50	14	2
1970	Don't tell me you're here looking for answers!!	1.2727	0.05535	88	67	18	3
1971	What? You were expecting dry humor.	1.2727	0.05988	88	69	14	5
1972	The "Meaning of Life" is two mountains over. I'm just waiting for the guy that changes the water.	1.2727	0.06410	88	71	10	7
1973	That's one small step for man, one great leap for fishkind.	1.2727	0.05140	99	75	21	3
1974	The Ten Commandments are two stories up.	1.2727	0.05433	77	57	19	1
1975	CHANGE MY WATER!!!	1.2727	0.05766	88	68	16	4
1976	As the last man on earth, I'll return you, the last fish to the sea. Try to do better after you wriggle back on dry land.	1.2727	0.06306	77	60	13	4
1977	Did you remember to get milk?	1.2727	0.06827	77	62	9	6
1978	James realized at the very end of his expedition that the trail sign "Journey to Enlightenfish" was not, infact, a typo.	1.2727	0.06572	77	61	11	5
1979	It’s not bowl size, but location.	1.2727	0.06312	66	50	14	2
1980	Plenty of fish in the sea is too mainstream	1.2727	0.05931	66	49	16	1
1981	. How did you get here so quickly?	1.2727	0.06671	66	51	12	3
1982	So this is where you went off too after I flushed you.	1.2727	0.05766	88	68	16	4
1983	No Mr Darwin, this is not about the survival of fittest !!!	1.2727	0.06671	66	51	12	3
1984	If you're looking for answers, you came to the wrong cave my friend.	1.2727	0.06029	77	59	15	3
1985	I knew this hike seemed a little fishy.	1.2727	0.05931	66	49	16	1
1986	Jeff was excited to finally meet Wanda for a post-quarantine hiking date. He hoped their mutual love of open water swimming and disgust of tartar sauce was enough for her to meet him, even though they had never shared photos.	1.2727	0.07337	66	53	8	5
1987	Sorry, the toilet's broken.	1.2727	0.05988	88	69	14	5
1988	Goldie, here. And you would be...?	1.2717	0.05595	92	71	17	4
1989	Wow, it really is half empty.	1.2717	0.05377	92	70	19	3
1990	Aww Snap! I thought Berger said “pot of GOLD”	1.2717	0.05377	92	70	19	3
1991	He's out. Can you come back tomorrow?	1.2716	0.05559	81	61	18	2
1992	“Hidden gold assured the treasure map guy said to me.”	1.2716	0.05274	81	60	20	1
1993	You gotta stop thinking of yourself as an eagle.	1.2716	0.06089	81	63	14	4
1994	You forgot to feed me.	1.2716	0.06089	81	63	14	4
1995	Now it's your turn to hide.	1.2716	0.06089	81	63	14	4
1996	I'm the betta app. Please submit your rating after your interaction.	1.2716	0.05559	81	61	18	2
1997	I always thought 'Little Fish Peak' was named for its shape.	1.2716	0.05559	81	61	18	2
1998	The expedition of a lifetime weirdly felt similar to a fish living in a bowl. No purpose, just going round and round.	1.2716	0.06576	81	65	10	6
1999	I’m vaccinated now Bob, quarantine os over. Let’s go back home.	1.2716	0.05830	81	62	16	3
2000	Love it when my pet wags it’s tail the minute I was through the door.	1.2716	0.05830	81	62	16	3
2001	Water is life.	1.2716	0.06089	81	63	14	4
2002	Meaning of life? Simple. More water, less sand.	1.2714	0.05727	70	52	17	1
2003	Would you mind turning me around, I get pretty tired of this view and did you bring me anything to eat, I’m starving.	1.2714	0.06410	70	54	13	3
2004	Uh sorry, I don't remember your question.	1.2714	0.06725	70	55	11	4
2005	I'm the gold standard of gurus!	1.2714	0.06725	70	55	11	4
2006	You must go home and find the happiness you seek within yourself.	1.2714	0.06410	70	54	13	3
2007	I’ve been up here for years, and now I finally have some company.	1.2714	0.06078	70	53	15	2
2008	Sorry...the Hermit Crab lives in the next cave, I'm just a wee bit Koi	1.2714	0.06410	70	54	13	3
2009	You've climbed the wrong mountain.	1.2714	0.06410	70	54	13	3
2010	Understand, I’m not complaining, but karma is a bitch.	1.2714	0.06725	70	55	11	4
2011	This was the bottom of the ocean. See what climate change has done.	1.2714	0.06078	70	53	15	2
2012	The meaning of life is that you could have gotten this advice from a goldfish in Woolworth's.	1.2714	0.07315	70	57	7	6
2013	What you seek is one mountain to the left, this is endless fish chatter.	1.2714	0.06078	70	53	15	2
2014	'I think we should see a marriage counselor ".	1.2714	0.06725	70	55	11	4
2015	I have the feeling that you can't tell me the secret of life!	1.2714	0.06410	70	54	13	3
2016	If you came looking for Noah’s Ark, I’m all that’s left.	1.2714	0.06078	70	53	15	2
2017	Nemo is getting better at hide and seek	1.2714	0.07026	70	56	9	5
2018	Good news. The social distancing restrictions have eased.	1.2714	0.06725	70	55	11	4
2019	Ask the Yeti behind you if he’s in line or just here to kill you.	1.2712	0.06765	59	45	12	2
2020	You tell ME.	1.2712	0.06318	59	44	14	1
2021	Damn, it's a gold fish not a gold fleece.	1.2712	0.06765	59	45	12	2
2022	You climbed all this way to gain wisdom? Really? You are one fish out of water!	1.2712	0.06765	59	45	12	2
2023	Even way up here I still feel like I’m living in a fish bowl.	1.2712	0.06318	59	44	14	1
2024	Not the gold you thought was in them thar hills, eh?	1.2710	0.05405	107	84	17	6
2025	The meaning of life? Keep your gills wet. Now do you mind changing my water?	1.2708	0.05017	96	72	22	2
2026	Congratulations mountain climbing guy no one has ever got to this point	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
2027	Trends change. Some years ago fishing and hiking were completely different.	1.2708	0.05635	96	75	16	5
2028	Look. I’ll tell you what I told the other guy: spend your fortune on something that’s actually good for the world …	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
2029	Good to see you survived lockdown up here Fred	1.2708	0.05017	96	72	22	2
2030	The answer to your question is 'goldfish'.	1.2706	0.05648	85	65	17	3
2031	What part of the restraining order don't you understand?	1.2706	0.06348	85	68	11	6
2032	I guess we’re both confused then	1.2706	0.04847	85	62	23	0
2033	I said, I‘m sorry!	1.2706	0.06124	85	67	13	5
2034	He said the next person up here is the new guru and has to feed me for all eternity.	1.2703	0.05867	74	56	16	2
2035	—"My Lord..." —"You have come a long way my child..."	1.2703	0.06467	74	58	12	4
2036	I needed room to grow.	1.2703	0.06174	74	57	14	3
2037	You're a lifesaver. The bear thinks I'm a magic food-granting fish.	1.2703	0.05867	74	56	16	2
2038	The answer is “42.”	1.2703	0.06174	74	57	14	3
2039	There IS gold in them thar hills!	1.2703	0.05543	74	55	18	1
2040	I am hoping to hell you have fish food	1.2703	0.06467	74	58	12	4
2041	You can stay for a little while, but my bowl, my rules!	1.2703	0.06174	74	57	14	3
2042	Ok, you hold our spot. I’m going to get the rest of our stuff	1.2703	0.06174	74	57	14	3
2043	I must be closer to that new Petshop franchise everyone always keeps telling me about	1.2703	0.05867	74	56	16	2
2044	None shall pass!	1.2698	0.07229	63	50	9	4
2045	Don’t look so surprised! I told you I’d come back for you.	1.2698	0.07575	63	51	7	5
2046	Are you my daddy?	1.2698	0.06866	63	49	11	3
2047	I shouldve taken that head start	1.2698	0.06074	63	47	15	1
2048	Paul! Tell me about the ocean.	1.2698	0.07229	63	50	9	4
2049	the last unvaccinated one. Finally.	1.2698	0.06866	63	49	11	3
2050	I was the only one available this week for "finding yourself" trips	1.2698	0.06866	63	49	11	3
2051	We meet again. I was only resting when you flushed.	1.2697	0.05709	89	69	16	4
2052	If that's not fish food in your backpack, you've climbed the wrong mountain, Buddy."	1.2697	0.05709	89	69	16	4
2053	It is I! The fabled Alpha Fish!	1.2697	0.05481	89	68	18	3
2054	We both should have stayed in the bathtub.	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
2055	Yes, you damned fool. I am the gold you've been seeking.	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
2056	Did you remember to change the water?	1.2692	0.05374	78	58	19	1
2057	Goldfinger? That must have been a typo Mr. Bond.	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
2058	Tell me the meaning of life. Quickly, before you forget!	1.2692	0.05676	78	59	17	2
2059	Tell me how you got here! Don’t be koi!	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
2060	I shouldn't have let a FISH book an air bnb	1.2692	0.06235	78	61	13	4
2061	You better have fish food in that backpack, mister.	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
2062	Woah, ey, I'm walkin' 'ere! I'm a fish!	1.2688	0.05327	93	71	19	3
2063	There is something fishy going on around here."	1.2688	0.05327	93	71	19	3
2064	Someone’s been here.	1.2688	0.05542	93	72	17	4
2065	Finding Nemo 5: Pixar Firmly Running Out Of Ideas.	1.2688	0.05749	93	73	15	5
2066	At that moment, they both knew that only one them was getting out of this alive.	1.2687	0.06918	67	53	10	4
2067	It ain’t over till you hear the toilet flush.	1.2687	0.06230	67	51	14	2
2068	I'm sorry, I thought feeding was only once a week.	1.2687	0.05856	67	50	16	1
2069	Blub, blub, blub.	1.2687	0.06583	67	52	12	3
2070	He’s down at the pet shop.	1.2687	0.06583	67	52	12	3
2071	He's on vacation and wants you to take care of me while he's gone.	1.2687	0.07238	67	54	8	5
2072	You were expecting a swimming swami?	1.2687	0.06918	67	53	10	4
2073	First, Sell your mountain gear, then Second, buy your scuba gear!	1.2683	0.05501	82	62	18	2
2074	The Oracles of Delphi demand a virgin sacrifice.	1.2683	0.05768	82	63	16	3
2075	About time,Socrates. I've been stuck here my whole life.	1.2683	0.05501	82	62	18	2
2076	The Swimi	1.2683	0.06023	82	64	14	4
2077	Are you a Gold meme stock?	1.2683	0.06023	82	64	14	4
2078	I needed to get away from it all; I felt like I was living in a fishbowl down there.	1.2683	0.05501	82	62	18	2
2079	Who climbs a mountain to visit a prophet and forgets the fish food?	1.2680	0.05584	97	76	16	5
2080	Sorry, man. I already called dibs on this cave.	1.2680	0.05584	97	76	16	5
2081	I'm so glad you're here, I've been up here for ages. Do you think you could get me one of those little castles?	1.2680	0.05584	97	76	16	5
2082	My kingdom for a Ziploc!	1.2676	0.06330	71	55	13	3
2083	If you are expecting words of wisdom, I only have a memory of 3 seconds.	1.2676	0.06004	71	54	15	2
2084	Aha! Then there must be a toilet around here somewhere.	1.2676	0.06330	71	55	13	3
2085	This isn't the pot of gold I expected.	1.2676	0.05659	71	53	17	1
2086	The only way to see Phish during the pandemic	1.2676	0.05291	71	52	19	0
2087	I suppose I could give you my last Clif Bar. They kind of taste like fish food anyways"...	1.2676	0.06330	71	55	13	3
2088	You can give a man a fish and he’ll have food for a day or you can teach a man to climb a mountain and he’ll have fish in a bowl”	1.2676	0.06330	71	55	13	3
2089	Ohh, nooo, they said you could have one “fish” not “wish”. That’s embarrassing for you”	1.2676	0.06640	71	56	11	4
2090	Rainbow? Oh, you mean my Pride Flag?	1.2674	0.06496	86	70	9	7
2091	Zen? I have been looking all over for you.....	1.2674	0.05341	86	65	19	2
2092	Why yes, my name is Nemo.	1.2674	0.05078	86	64	21	1
2093	. Fish: “Did you remember to get flakes?”	1.2674	0.06282	86	69	11	6
2094	My office console just wasn’t enough, eh?	1.2674	0.05830	86	67	15	4
2095	How would I know? I'm a damn fish!	1.2667	0.05480	75	56	18	1
2096	Life is not a bowl of cherries, pal	1.2667	0.05799	75	57	16	2
2097	If the goldfish talks again, you're out of oxygen.	1.2667	0.06667	75	60	10	5
2098	Life is NOT a bowl of Cherries	1.2667	0.06667	75	60	10	5
2099	And they said the fish at this place was worth the hike.	1.2667	0.05480	75	56	18	1
2100	I told you I’d come back.	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
2101	Oh, geez! I didn't bring any fish food!	1.2667	0.05653	90	70	16	4
2102	Trump said this was the cure for Covid so here I am......	1.2667	0.06667	60	46	12	2
2103	Stop acting koi and tell me how you got up here.	1.2667	0.06079	90	72	12	6
2104	. . .	1.2667	0.07078	60	47	10	3
2105	So, Mr. Bond, we meet again.	1.2667	0.07078	60	47	10	3
2106	‘When the fish are up….the chips are down’	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
2107	The key to a long life is to stay underwater.	1.2667	0.06391	75	59	12	4
2108	Are you my UBER going back to Sea Level?	1.2667	0.05193	90	68	20	2
2109	For your vacation I got you a room with a view.	1.2667	0.06932	75	61	8	6
2110	The wisdom you seek is worth more than gold - I would know!	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
2111	Couldn't wait. Had to pee.	1.2667	0.06667	75	60	10	5
2112	I must be high.	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
2113	Took you long enough	1.2667	0.04947	90	67	22	1
2114	Have you seen my phone?	1.2667	0.05193	90	68	20	2
2115	So this is the gold rush	1.2667	0.05799	75	57	16	2
2116	There you are! I told you to stop running off	1.2667	0.05480	75	56	18	1
2117	Looks like the sushi trend has reached a new height.	1.2667	0.06391	75	59	12	4
2118	I don't blame you little guy. Things are drying up everywhere.	1.2667	0.06229	60	45	14	1
2119	So much for my open vista!	1.2661	0.04814	109	83	23	3
2120	Boy, these carnival games have really reached new heights.	1.2658	0.06165	79	62	13	4
2121	Just when you think you've seen everything,huh?	1.2658	0.05614	79	60	17	2
2122	If I'm honest I was expecting a crab...	1.2658	0.06165	79	62	13	4
2123	Oh great! They allow pets	1.2658	0.06165	79	62	13	4
2124	What happened to the hermit?	1.2658	0.05614	79	60	17	2
2125	Begone Homo Sapiens and work to end your inherent trait to kill for the sheer pleasure of killing.	1.2658	0.05614	79	60	17	2
2126	Don't tell me you forgot the pirate ship!	1.2658	0.05896	79	61	15	3
2127	This is really obvious.	1.2658	0.05317	79	59	19	1
2128	What do you expect----a monkfish?	1.2658	0.06165	79	62	13	4
2129	The final scene of ‘City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly’s Goldfish’	1.2658	0.05614	79	60	17	2
2130	the thin air this high induces the hallucination you see which is the meaning of your life thus far. Note the opportunity to change it as you descend.	1.2658	0.05896	79	61	15	3
2131	Looks like you're in fish place!	1.2656	0.06394	64	49	13	2
2132	Todd! I honestly thought I'd never see you again.	1.2656	0.06771	64	50	11	3
2133	...And they told me I was invasive.	1.2656	0.06394	64	49	13	2
2134	You need to learn to manage your expectations better.	1.2656	0.05994	64	48	15	1
2135	Whoa, deja vu!	1.2656	0.06771	64	50	11	3
2136	You have scaled the mountain, brave climber. But now you must keep me alive for at least at week.	1.2656	0.07128	64	51	9	4
2137	- I always knew they meant "Plenty of Fish on the Hills"-	1.2656	0.05994	64	48	15	1
2138	The master is on vacation, but I'll take your question.	1.2653	0.05139	98	75	20	3
2139	What's the secret to life you ask? Be bowled, my friend, be bowled.	1.2651	0.05959	83	65	14	4
2140	No, I'm pretty sure I told you there was a shortcut.	1.2651	0.05167	83	62	20	1
2141	I'm here from search and rescue. We received a report of a missing fish.	1.2651	0.05707	83	64	16	3
2142	I left the city because it seemed I was living my whole life in a fish bowl.	1.2651	0.05707	83	64	16	3
2143	The meaning of life? I once dreamed of a large bowl, an old fashioned gal, and an ocean view. It’s cruel, pal…	1.2651	0.05707	83	64	16	3
2144	You're probably here for the carp. He's another mile up.	1.2651	0.05707	83	64	16	3
2145	Ain’t no mountain high enough, Goldy	1.2651	0.05167	83	62	20	1
2146	Damn it, can't a fish get a little privacy around here?	1.2647	0.06498	68	53	12	3
2147	Things are getting a little fishy up here.	1.2647	0.06498	68	53	12	3
2148	I packed plenty of water, unlike the schmuck in the reptile tank.	1.2647	0.06151	68	52	14	2
2149	I'm a rockfish.	1.2647	0.06498	68	53	12	3
2150	What did you expect – a canary in a coal mine?	1.2647	0.05783	68	51	16	1
2151	fried or baked?	1.2647	0.06827	68	54	10	4
2152	Nothing better than a bowl at the end of a hike!	1.2647	0.05390	68	50	18	0
2153	So this is where goldfish go after they're flushed	1.2647	0.06151	68	52	14	2
2154	Exactly what I expected at 12,000 feet elevation,a monk fish!	1.2647	0.07141	68	55	8	5
2155	Join us tonight for Shark Week's weakest explorer .	1.2647	0.06827	68	54	10	4
2156	After climbing this cliff, I feel as tanked as you buddy.	1.2644	0.05288	87	66	19	2
2157	The Guru is out to lunch.	1.2644	0.05288	87	66	19	2
2158	Oh crap! I forgot to grab the food.	1.2644	0.05998	87	69	13	5
2159	Ha I found you!	1.2644	0.05535	87	67	17	3
2160	What am I doing here? Well, I was just bowled over by the view.	1.2644	0.05288	87	66	19	2
2161	Don’t be koi with me	1.2644	0.05535	87	67	17	3
2162	Yes, grasshopper. I am the Monk Fish!	1.2639	0.06850	72	58	9	5
2163	I hope you're not here to carp." (Barbara Bloom, Vancouver, B.C.	1.2639	0.05932	72	55	15	2
2164	You shouldn't be asking me what kind of fish am I. You should be asking how the hell I got here.	1.2639	0.06253	72	56	13	3
2165	As Devin crested the pinnacle of self-realization, the Universe laughed and offered a subtle reminder	1.2639	0.05932	72	55	15	2
2166	Big deal. Try doing 2500 laps everyday by yourself.	1.2639	0.06558	72	57	11	4
2167	the geocache did say close to water...	1.2639	0.06253	72	56	13	3
2168	This is not the gold at end of the rainbow I was looking for.	1.2639	0.06253	72	56	13	3
2169	. Not the Loch and not Nessy, but, ok...hi!	1.2639	0.05932	72	55	15	2
2170	I said SEA. There are other fish in the SEA. You need to let me go, John.	1.2639	0.05932	72	55	15	2
2171	If you’re looking for the guru, he went out for more fish food.	1.2639	0.05932	72	55	15	2
2172	Sorry he’s not in. Would you like some fish food while you wait?	1.2637	0.06218	91	74	10	7
2173	You think it took you long to get up here...?	1.2637	0.05599	91	71	16	4
2174	My destiny.	1.2637	0.06019	91	73	12	6
2175	The path keeps getting betta	1.2637	0.05599	91	71	16	4
2176	I reached enlightenment when I finally realized I was wet	1.2632	0.06316	76	60	12	4
2177	Finally, someone who’s not going to try to eat me!	1.2632	0.06867	57	44	11	2
2178	Me? I'm just staking out my new home for when the oceans rise again.	1.2632	0.06032	76	59	14	3
2179	I'll trade you a bubbling treasure chest for the meaning of life.	1.2632	0.06032	76	59	14	3
2180	Avoid freezing temperatures and cats. Your secret of happiness might differ from mine, though.	1.2632	0.06316	76	60	12	4
2181	Please enjoy my Airbnb and the pool.	1.2632	0.06032	76	59	14	3
2182	Amazon Prime Delivery Services.	1.2632	0.06032	76	59	14	3
2183	The fortune teller had been right all along	1.2632	0.05419	76	57	18	1
2184	Actually, I think I liked it better on the shelf in kitchen.	1.2626	0.05292	99	77	18	4
2185	I'm the goldfish at the end of the rainbow	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
2186	I'll grant you the immortality you seek, but you must first complete a perilous task: carry this bowl back down without spilling any water.	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
2187	Did you really count to 100?	1.2625	0.05553	80	61	17	2
2188	There's no exception to that free delivery policy, right?	1.2625	0.05553	80	61	17	2
2189	I'm Bob the goldfish. The Dalai Lama is out back doing his laundry.	1.2625	0.05553	80	61	17	2
2190	Ah! Not the golden key, but the gold fish! Voila!	1.2625	0.05553	80	61	17	2
2191	This two bedroom is a little smaller than I expected, and a little far from the subway.	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
2192	What’s the WiFi password?	1.2625	0.06350	80	64	11	5
2193	Now you have to run back down without spilling a drop of water.	1.2623	0.05679	61	45	16	0
2194	You’re looking a bit “flushed”, Michael. Surprised to see me?	1.2623	0.06571	61	47	12	2
2195	Am I the lure or are you?	1.2623	0.06974	61	48	10	3
2196	Come on in, he'll be back soon. He just went into town to pick up some beer and fish food.	1.2623	0.06571	61	47	12	2
2197	Sent on another fishing expedition!	1.2623	0.06141	61	46	14	1
2198	Don’t back out on me now, not after all we have been through	1.2623	0.07356	61	49	8	4
2199	Damn it. I left my fishing rod at the base .	1.2619	0.06135	84	67	12	5
2200	Ted finds his "pot of gold"-fish	1.2619	0.05388	84	64	18	2
2201	I'll Grant you three wishes if you don't pee in my bowl.	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
2202	Am I hungry...or am I thirsty...	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
2203	Congration. You done did it. Step two is climbing back down.	1.2615	0.06678	65	51	11	3
2204	The one you seek has gone to the pet store.	1.2615	0.06678	65	51	11	3
2205	Deep Sea Diving in Reverse	1.2615	0.05915	65	49	15	1
2206	Did you bring goldfish flakes?	1.2615	0.05915	65	49	15	1
2207	Life started in the sea! What did you think I'd look like?	1.2615	0.06678	65	51	11	3
2208	Being a big fish in a small pond has its drawbacks.	1.2615	0.05915	65	49	15	1
2209	You don't look anything like your profile picture.	1.2615	0.06678	65	51	11	3
2210	Your quest has come to an end; did you remember the sea monkeys?	1.2615	0.05915	65	49	15	1
2211	Sorry sir, you're not on the list	1.2615	0.06308	65	50	13	2
2212	Tim was determined to see all seven Wandas of the world	1.2615	0.07363	65	53	7	5
2213	The truth? The truth Jack, is that you are climbing over your couch. The truth is you shouldn't drink to much and lick the neighbor's cactus.	1.2615	0.06308	65	50	13	2
2214	Oh yeah? Now try it on fins, fella!	1.2614	0.05480	88	68	17	3
2215	To drink or not to drink, that is the question	1.2614	0.05937	88	70	13	5
2216	Nemo told me to go find myself.	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
2217	OK little guy I just need to get a selfie of us up here for my dating profile	1.2614	0.04980	88	66	21	1
2218	Where have you been? You were supposed to change my water yesterday.	1.2609	0.06414	69	54	12	3
2219	What were you expecting, a Magic 8-Ball?	1.2609	0.05711	69	52	16	1
2220	I thought you'd be bigger.	1.2609	0.06073	69	53	14	2
2221	I know a hermit crab, is that you you're looking for?	1.2609	0.05711	69	52	16	1
2222	Wow, I haven't seen you since the carnival.	1.2609	0.05096	92	70	20	2
2223	Well, for what it's worth, I'm not impressed either.	1.2609	0.06738	69	55	10	4
2224	How should I know? I have the attention span of a goldfish.	1.2609	0.06738	69	55	10	4
2225	Did you bring the flakes?	1.2609	0.06073	69	53	14	2
2226	You may need to re-assess your view of the sentient world.	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
2227	He’s napping, but he asked me to share a Christian proverb.	1.2609	0.06414	69	54	12	3
2228	I wanted to come back as a dolphin, but my karma was too low on zen points.	1.2609	0.06073	69	53	14	2
2229	I can see it see it in your face! You were told a pot of gold,right?	1.2609	0.06073	69	53	14	2
2230	Yeah? Well, I’m pretty disappointed too, Bruce.	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
2231	I was expecting you to deliver hours ago—now my plankton will be cold. Zero stars.	1.2609	0.06414	69	54	12	3
2232	Himalaya Jones and the Quest for the Holy Scale	1.2609	0.06073	69	53	14	2
2233	Year 2030: Welcome to California, your 3000$ dorm is this way. I'm your tenant as I hold your water supply.	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
2234	‘Suddenly it dawned on Terry how problematic the descent may be’	1.2609	0.06414	69	54	12	3
2235	Did the winner from the circus or the fair forget you?	1.2604	0.05182	96	74	19	3
2236	Not quite what I expected, but hey, that's enlightenment for you.	1.2604	0.05589	96	76	15	5
2237	Don't overeat and stay out of the sun.	1.2603	0.05527	73	55	17	1
2238	Unbelievable, I really did want fish for dinner tonight.	1.2603	0.06478	73	58	11	4
2239	GURUPIE	1.2603	0.06478	73	58	11	4
2240	Answers are in the form of a question.	1.2603	0.06177	73	57	13	3
2241	Look I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call you a piece of carp...please come home.	1.2603	0.05527	73	55	17	1
2242	Before you come home, I just want to warn you that the cat has been marking it all as his territory.	1.2603	0.05861	73	56	15	2
2243	You would find the climb easier being in a sandwich bag.	1.2603	0.06177	73	57	13	3
2244	It must have been lonely since the ark left.	1.2603	0.05861	73	56	15	2
2245	Ha, there's no guru, I was phishing.	1.2603	0.06177	73	57	13	3
2246	It was either me or an oversized teddy bear	1.2603	0.05861	73	56	15	2
2247	Why am I always the one who has to clean the fishbowl?!	1.2603	0.05527	73	55	17	1
2248	The cave bear’s traps were equal parts elaborate and confusing.	1.2603	0.06478	73	58	11	4
2249	You can't make me go back to school.	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
2250	Run away once more and I won’t be coming after you	1.2597	0.06243	77	61	12	4
2251	Thanks for offering to pet sit. Just a few sprinkles will do.	1.2597	0.05669	77	59	16	2
2252	Rapunzel, Rapunzel, What Happened?	1.2597	0.05359	77	58	18	1
2253	Clearly, there was an easier way to get up here.	1.2597	0.06243	77	61	12	4
2254	Quit carping. At least you have legs.	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
2255	I knew I put you down somewhere	1.2597	0.05669	77	59	16	2
2256	I don’t remember	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
2257	Going down?	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
2258	Milton's tireless quest to find his sole childhood friend, that his mom coldly flushed, comes to a dramatic finale, on a clear Bolivian morning.	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
2259	There’s no way out.	1.2593	0.05493	81	62	17	2
2260	Don't bother -- I'd die on the way home.	1.2593	0.05205	81	61	19	1
2261	No one told me the gold in the cave was a fish!	1.2593	0.07086	54	42	10	2
2262	Bleeel be back in blive binutes. Blease bake a psheat.	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
2263	Buddy you need to stop running away	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
2264	Dude, My tv looks kinda real 👀	1.2593	0.06280	81	65	11	5
2265	Easy big fella, I’m leaving.	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
2266	He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
2267	The world’s stopped listening to reason.	1.2588	0.05589	85	66	16	3
2268	Antedeluvian? You are here !	1.2588	0.05333	85	65	18	2
2269	Just don't expect me to yodel.	1.2588	0.05589	85	66	16	3
2270	Finally! I’ve discovered the Goldfish of the Sierra Madre!	1.2588	0.05063	85	64	20	1
2271	You might say that I appeared out of thin air.	1.2588	0.05835	85	67	14	4
2272	There ya are lil fella ! I've been looking everywhere for you!	1.2588	0.05333	85	65	18	2
2273	Well, there’s a new variant. I’m happy to see you again. I brought you some food this time	1.2588	0.05835	85	67	14	4
2274	So, this is not virgin territory.	1.2588	0.05589	85	66	16	3
2275	What, a little out of your depth? Me too.	1.2588	0.05589	85	66	16	3
2276	Before I answer any questions,change my water.	1.2586	0.06300	58	44	13	1
2277	You forgot the fries?	1.2586	0.06300	58	44	13	1
2278	Finding Nemo.	1.2586	0.06763	58	45	11	2
2279	‘There’s something fishy going on here…’	1.2586	0.07196	58	46	9	3
2280	Welcome, set down your things and find and empty bowl, we're about to begin the class	1.2586	0.06763	58	45	11	2
2281	Crap, I forgot your food. I'll be right back.	1.2581	0.06056	62	47	14	1
2282	Fred's discovery led to the cancellation of the Gold Alert.	1.2581	0.05492	93	73	16	4
2283	Is it asking too much for some privacy?	1.2581	0.06874	62	49	10	3
2284	It’s the sequel. Rub my bowl three times and I will grant you three fishes.	1.2581	0.06056	62	47	14	1
2285	I'm the doorbell. You want me to get the bear?	1.2581	0.05492	93	73	16	4
2286	So all wisdom can be reduced to two ounces of protein in a bowl of tepid water.	1.2581	0.05701	93	74	14	5
2287	Goldie this isn't the only way to avoid social media.	1.2581	0.06056	62	47	14	1
2288	Invest for the future. Climate change is real.	1.2581	0.06478	62	48	12	2
2289	…and they told me that exploring the great outdoors was the surest way to escape life in a goldfish bowl….	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2290	Before you take another step, know that I’ve been in this for a month now.	1.2576	0.06933	66	53	9	4
2291	Is this the holy grail???	1.2576	0.06224	66	51	13	2
2292	Tap on the class and I swear to God my advice will get real dark.	1.2576	0.06224	66	51	13	2
2293	Sorry, Plato has left for a walk.	1.2576	0.06933	66	53	9	4
2294	Well, thank's for invading my happy place.	1.2576	0.06588	66	52	11	3
2295	Bet you weren't expecting to find goldfish in them thar hills.	1.2576	0.06588	66	52	11	3
2296	Great timing! The cat just finished her nap.	1.2576	0.06588	66	52	11	3
2297	You probably should have brought an oxygen tank	1.2576	0.06588	66	52	11	3
2298	oh goody, a goldfish!	1.2576	0.06588	66	52	11	3
2299	„I told you not to swim that far out.“	1.2576	0.06224	66	51	13	2
2300	It’s not about you!	1.2571	0.06333	70	55	12	3
2301	Sorry, he's on sabbatical. How about some tips on living in a fish bowl?	1.2571	0.06956	70	57	8	5
2302	You were seeking enlightenment Instead you found Nemo	1.2571	0.06652	70	56	10	4
2303	Tell Mom I'm sorry.	1.2571	0.06333	70	55	12	3
2304	Seaworld?? I'm a talking fish for crying out loud!	1.2571	0.06333	70	55	12	3
2305	True enlightenment lies within the sole.	1.2571	0.06652	70	56	10	4
2306	You exhausted all the water resources human...now plz leave this for my life😰	1.2571	0.05997	70	54	14	2
2307	This can’t seriously be the pot of gold I was told about	1.2571	0.06652	70	56	10	4
2308	FYI, I like to be fed flakes, not pellets.	1.2568	0.05792	74	57	15	2
2309	Hank regretted not pressing the gentleman for details when he told him, “There’s gold in them caves!”	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
2310	Oh wise one, I see that in order to evolve we must devolve. Such a shame our oceans are no longer habitable.	1.2568	0.05463	74	56	17	1
2311	Savor the next seven seconds..	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
2312	Fancy fishing you here	1.2568	0.06399	74	59	11	4
2313	Welcome to the summit of all knowledge contained in a fishbowl	1.2568	0.06399	74	59	11	4
2314	Who were you expecting, the Daili Lama?	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
2315	Got any fish food in your pack?	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
2316	We have to do things I like too	1.2568	0.05792	74	57	15	2
2317	don’t do it for the gram.	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
2318	I’ve got a tank and I’m not afraid to use it.	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
2319	Leaving Nemo	1.2568	0.06399	74	59	11	4
2320	You can’t forget to feed me now Steve.	1.2568	0.05113	74	55	19	0
2321	Indiana Jones 6: The Lost Coy Fish of Atlantis	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
2322	Welcome to the open house. We already have multiple offers over asking price, but good luck!	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
2323	Boy, am I glad I came back…I knew I forgot something.	1.2564	0.05300	78	59	18	1
2324	Sorry, that was a previous lifetime.	1.2564	0.06435	78	63	10	5
2325	You misunderstood. It's "Swimmy", not "Swami".	1.2564	0.06171	78	62	12	4
2326	The secret of life is…. What was your question?	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
2327	Oh, you’re looking for enlightenment? I’m afraid that’s the next mountain over on the left.	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
2328	The secret of life is don't poop where you eat	1.2564	0.06171	78	62	12	4
2329	You may ask only one question, over and over every five seconds.	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
2330	Excuse me. I see this cave is already taken.	1.2564	0.06171	78	62	12	4
2331	So sorry but masking is mandatory.	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
2332	The Wise Old Man is out… I’m the substitute Oracle… what’s your question…?	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
2333	You always said there was something fishy about mountain top gurus; well, guess what - you were right !	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
2334	... and THAT'S how I became immortal.	1.2561	0.05435	82	63	17	2
2335	For those hungry for enlightenment, I appear as a flower. For those hungry for truth, I appear as fire. If you’re just plain hungry, I recommend the fish fry place on the next peak.	1.2561	0.06211	82	66	11	5
2336	Sorry, the genie got rubbed the wrong way.	1.2561	0.05435	82	63	17	2
2337	The water is filthy - don't even think about it.	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
2338	I'm sorry, but you dont look anything like your profile picture.	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
2339	Master, have you ever feel like a fish out of the water? -Not really.	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
2340	While you were gone I realized that I deserve better. Please take me back to your ex's apartment.	1.2561	0.05435	82	63	17	2
2341	…Are you too on the quest for the holy grail?	1.2561	0.05435	82	63	17	2
2342	"Being that you're an environmentalist I do appreciate your not flushing me down a toilet, you may go now without as much quilt!"	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
2343	I'm the backup prize for those not wanting enlightenment.	1.2558	0.05279	86	66	18	2
2344	Yeah, yeah, I'll change your water after you tell me the meaning of life.	1.2558	0.05279	86	66	18	2
2345	Hunger and thirst are illusory barriers to achieving total consciousness.	1.2558	0.05774	86	68	14	4
2346	„Wait up here, I‘ll go get your friends“	1.2558	0.05279	86	66	18	2
2347	Fool’s Gold.	1.2558	0.05013	86	65	20	1
2348	Yeah, I’ve been scaling since I was born.	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
2349	Leave a fish, take a fish.	1.2556	0.05373	90	70	17	3
2350	While you’re up here, would you mind cleaning the poop out of my bowl?	1.2556	0.05819	90	72	13	5
2351	This should get interesting. Guru Dave chose me to be his receptionist only because we didn’t think anyone would ever stop by.	1.2551	0.04878	98	75	21	2
2352	I thought I came here first	1.2551	0.05676	98	79	13	6
2353	Nothing like fresh mountain air	1.2545	0.06972	55	43	10	2
2354	Yes, Ralph. It is a coincidence. What goes around comes around.	1.2542	0.06662	59	46	11	2
2355	This treasure map was some bullshit..	1.2542	0.06662	59	46	11	2
2356	I appreciate the effort, but there are plenty of fish in the sea.	1.2540	0.06776	63	50	10	3
2357	Would you mind carrying me to the ocean?	1.2540	0.06387	63	49	12	2
2358	Please tell me your not thirsty.	1.2540	0.06776	63	50	10	3
2359	Remember - there's no such thing as sea level once you've ascended spiritually.	1.2540	0.06387	63	49	12	2
2360	So that's how he stays in the present moment!	1.2540	0.05973	63	48	14	1
2361	I didn't forget	1.2540	0.06776	63	50	10	3
2362	I trust we remembered to bring home the right fish food this time?	1.2540	0.06776	63	50	10	3
2363	'Better keep moving, human. Those icebergs are melting faaaast.'	1.2540	0.07494	63	52	6	5
2364	Mind me asking what you pay in rent here?	1.2540	0.07144	63	51	8	4
2365	Good, you're here. I'm late for school.	1.2537	0.06143	67	52	13	2
2366	..must be lack of Oxygen up here, there's something fishy about that mirage...	1.2537	0.06143	67	52	13	2
2367	Remember me Frank?	1.2537	0.06840	67	54	9	4
2368	How do you always beat me!?	1.2537	0.07163	67	55	7	5
2369	I am the chosen chum.	1.2537	0.06143	67	52	13	2
2370	This is the last time we ever play 'Go Fish.'	1.2537	0.06840	67	54	9	4
2371	If you carry me back down, nobody will think you’re crazy.	1.2537	0.05763	67	51	15	1
2372	Ethics Dilemma #7: You are dying of thirst but if you drink the water, the goldfish will die. . . What will you do and how will you justify your choice?	1.2537	0.06143	67	52	13	2
2373	So you’re saying I didn’t need to trek 5 miles up this mountain to know the meaning of life and it was right there in front of me the whole time?”	1.2537	0.06501	67	53	11	3
2374	O’Fishily at the summit	1.2537	0.07472	67	56	5	6
2375	Welcome Robert! I am the God fish 🐠 🙏🏻	1.2537	0.06840	67	54	9	4
2376	You’re a lucky man, most people only see pebbles on mountain tops. Nice to meet you, my name is Pebbles.	1.2537	0.07163	67	55	7	5
2377	Climate change is real.	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
2378	You're a little late. The guy who used to sit up here in his underwear moved to Miami and became a YouTuber.	1.2535	0.06254	71	56	12	3
2379	Dr. Livingstone, I presume . . .	1.2535	0.05573	71	54	16	1
2380	Something seems fishy here.	1.2535	0.06254	71	56	12	3
2381	I think I'm in the wrong aisle.	1.2535	0.06254	71	56	12	3
2382	After making the climb and expecting to hear about the meaning of life from the mystic, Bill settles for a seafood lunch.	1.2535	0.06567	71	57	10	4
2383	Oh, thank God! I’ve been stranded here for almost three seconds! Oh, thank God! I’ve been stranded here for almost three seconds! Oh, thank God!	1.2535	0.06867	71	58	8	5
2384	Really? This is the golden fish Treasure?	1.2535	0.05200	71	53	18	0
2385	The meaning of life changes every three seconds.	1.2535	0.06567	71	57	10	4
2386	I'm covering for Bob. The meaning of life is to be aware of the water.	1.2535	0.05573	71	54	16	1
2387	'The Cliffhanger is...oh wait I forgot' 🐟🐠	1.2535	0.06867	71	58	8	5
2388	You forgot to pack your toothbrush!	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
2389	I don’t see a collar	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
2390	So much for being the first to conquer the mountain.	1.2533	0.05400	75	57	17	1
2391	Seriously? I'm tempted to overfeed you.	1.2533	0.06323	75	60	11	4
2392	Next time I'm picking the meet up spot.	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
2393	The swami went to a bar mitzvah. Ask me your eternal question.	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2394	With a view like this I get why you’d choose the fisheye lens.	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2395	Does this answer your question?	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2396	I thought your weren't supposed to judge a gold fish on its ability to climb.	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2397	That is the last time I take you off your leash!	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2398	Are we making hide and seek too hard?	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
2399	Let me guess, they promised a view of the water at top.”	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
2400	Where’d you get the water?	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
2401	Thank goodness I packed my LifeStraw.	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
2402	As imagined, my wild spirit animal.	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2403	Thought, you'd got ridden of me by flushing me down the toilet? Didn't you, Dave?	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
2404	If you didn't bring food, you can just turn around.	1.2532	0.05243	79	60	18	1
2405	Finally! I thought this water was NEVER going to be changed.	1.2532	0.05829	79	62	14	3
2406	Finally, a proof of life.	1.2532	0.06361	79	64	10	5
2407	Hiking has been so commercialised, even a gold fish can do it.	1.2532	0.05544	79	61	16	2
2408	What? You need to isolate too?	1.2532	0.06101	79	63	12	4
2409	Life isn’t a bowl of cherries, Seeker…	1.2532	0.05544	79	61	16	2
2410	No fish food? Yeah, sorry, but you’re gonna have to come back tomorrow.	1.2530	0.05645	83	65	15	3
2411	This is a private bowl.	1.2530	0.05645	83	65	15	3
2412	You would scale down that smile Goldie if it were snowing.	1.2530	0.04801	83	62	21	0
2413	The good news: reincarnation is real. The bad news: you might wake up a fish.	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
2414	For my sake I certainly hope that you are not thirsty after that long trek.	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
2415	Help a yogi out and change my water?	1.2530	0.05645	83	65	15	3
2416	The achievement of enlightenment is not what I expected.	1.2529	0.05715	87	69	14	4
2417	Tough luck, I'm thirsty and you're the only water around.	1.2527	0.05321	91	71	17	3
2418	It's swimmy, not swami!	1.2523	0.05327	107	86	15	6
2419	First .	1.2500	0.06682	64	51	10	3
2420	Your late!	1.2500	0.07043	64	52	8	4
2421	Kidding! The guru's in the back.	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
2422	Failed experiment #36: Gold fish in a coal mine.	1.2500	0.05046	84	64	19	1
2423	Don’t Judge me Human	1.2500	0.06176	72	57	12	3
2424	Let's skip how you got here. What is the nature of the universe?	1.2500	0.07043	64	52	8	4
2425	Occupied!	1.2500	0.06563	60	47	11	2
2426	Ok, now I’m it!	1.2500	0.06563	60	47	11	2
2427	Look who’s here first, Mr. “Fish Outta Water”.	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2428	We're wiser than you think, but we have a very short attention span.	1.2500	0.05851	72	56	14	2
2429	It is good that only one of us feels like a fish out of water.	1.2500	0.05339	76	58	17	1
2430	Thank god you’re here. Can you scratch my back?	1.2500	0.05690	68	52	15	1
2431	My only advice is don't drink the water.	1.2500	0.06299	64	50	12	2
2432	The meaning of life guru is two peaks over. I’m the meaning of swimming in circles guru.	1.2500	0.07374	60	49	7	4
2433	What took you so long? I’ve been here for days.	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2434	Didn't you always think finding wisdom on a mountain top sounded somehow fishy?	1.2500	0.06780	72	59	8	5
2435	Is that my Doordash order?	1.2500	0.06682	64	51	10	3
2436	Bob is about to realize that Karma is a bitch.	1.2500	0.06682	64	51	10	3
2437	Hey, weren’t you here fifteen minutes ago?	1.2500	0.06749	68	55	9	4
2438	No wonder this bed and breakfast got poor reviews for breakfast.	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
2439	The meaning of life is..... oh shoot I can’t remember. What am I doing here?	1.2500	0.06682	64	51	10	3
2440	Your first mistake was hopping out of the primordial soup, dude ..."	1.2500	0.06176	72	57	12	3
2441	‘Just a sip’ my ass.	1.2500	0.06299	64	50	12	2
2442	Just doing my own thing, hoping to avoid the aquacalypse.	1.2500	0.05322	84	65	17	2
2443	I was hoping for someone more my size.	1.2500	0.06299	64	50	12	2
2444	After a three day climb in search of the Wise One, Malcom was more interested in a drink of water than the sagely advice of a goldfish.	1.2500	0.06523	76	62	9	5
2445	Glub-glub… My secret of happiness… glub… cats don’t come up here… glub-glub.	1.2500	0.05506	72	55	16	1
2446	Last Water	1.2500	0.05705	92	74	13	5
2447	Life is like a flake.	1.2500	0.06299	64	50	12	2
2448	I usually come here this time of year to get away from it all.	1.2500	0.05893	64	49	14	1
2449	They promised a pot of gold.	1.2500	0.06176	72	57	12	3
2450	It's the new 'teach a man to fish'"	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
2451	I resent them accusing me of going on a fishing expedition !!	1.2500	0.05883	88	71	12	5
2452	Hey, you don't remember me?	1.2500	0.04872	80	60	20	0
2453	Is my pizza order free? You did not deliver in 30 minutes.	1.2500	0.06415	68	54	11	3
2454	Wait...I had it all figured out 5 minutes ago...	1.2500	0.06299	64	50	12	2
2455	OK. Now let’s race back to the bottom.	1.2500	0.05322	84	65	17	2
2456	I have an important message about your extended warranty.	1.2500	0.06682	64	51	10	3
2457	I knew you’d come. It is time the prophecy comes to fruition. The chosen one is here to set me free from this bowl”	1.2500	0.05851	72	56	14	2
2458	You need to get out more.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2459	The first step to enlightenment is forget everything…sorry, what were we talking about?	1.2500	0.06289	80	65	10	5
2460	Climb 20,000 feet,they said. It’ll be fun, they said. I say it’s just a load of carp!	1.2500	0.06415	68	54	11	3
2461	Geez, what's a goldfish gotta do to get a little privacy around here!	1.2500	0.06299	64	50	12	2
2462	Did the turtle/wheel caption contest get more submissions than mine?	1.2500	0.06176	72	57	12	3
2463	You were hoping to break through your limitations -- yea, tell me about it!	1.2500	0.06063	68	53	13	2
2464	Hey, Brad -- I know it's cliché, but I can see your house from here.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2465	Who’d you expect, the Dalai Lama?	1.2500	0.06176	72	57	12	3
2466	If you can toss a ping pong ball in my bowl, you can take me home.	1.2500	0.05893	64	49	14	1
2467	Why didn't you just flush me down the toilet?	1.2500	0.05506	72	55	16	1
2468	The weary pilgrim arrives at his Airbnb to find a meal of sushi has been thoughtfully provided.	1.2500	0.07043	64	52	8	4
2469	Just trying to escape TMZ...	1.2500	0.06176	72	57	12	3
2470	You look like a fish out of water	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
2471	with global warming I'll soon be underwater	1.2500	0.06248	76	61	11	4
2472	Congratulations! You climbed the wrong mountain, dummy.	1.2500	0.05506	72	55	16	1
2473	Do you come seeking truth or a fresh fish sandwich?	1.2500	0.05492	92	73	15	4
2474	Its too late... you're doomed to take my place.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2475	Did you really think with one flush you could erase our existence?	1.2500	0.05339	76	58	17	1
2476	I placed my order six hours ago!	1.2500	0.06299	64	50	12	2
2477	at least I didn't get catfish	1.2500	0.05290	68	51	17	0
2478	Sorry! Nothing to impart, but do you have any fish food?	1.2500	0.05046	84	64	19	1
2479	Budha bowl	1.2500	0.05851	72	56	14	2
2480	Where you expecting the Dalai Mahi Mahi?	1.2500	0.06682	64	51	10	3
2481	Roger reconsiders his pet-sitting venture.	1.2500	0.06063	68	53	13	2
2482	Lousy Sherpa.	1.2500	0.05657	88	70	14	4
2483	Sorry bud, I'm a swimmy, not a swami.	1.2500	0.05690	68	52	15	1
2484	No, there's no toilet on this level.	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
2485	Those living in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.	1.2500	0.06415	68	54	11	3
2486	And here I thought the fence post turtle was impressive.	1.2500	0.06682	64	51	10	3
2487	Slow and steady may not win the race.	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2488	You call this fully-furnished?	1.2500	0.06299	64	50	12	2
2489	Don’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,” well I bet you feel pretty stupid right now	1.2500	0.06063	68	53	13	2
2490	Huhh, so they've replaced the Grail with a fish bowl now? Well played Fisher King!	1.2500	0.06118	60	46	13	1
2491	🎶 Wish you weren't here 🎶	1.2500	0.05637	60	45	15	0
2492	But "who changes your water?" wasn't my one question!	1.2500	0.06485	72	58	10	4
2493	Not the kind of Goldfish I was hoping for…	1.2500	0.05690	68	52	15	1
2494	Mindset is everything.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2495	Your food order has arrived!	1.2500	0.06176	72	57	12	3
2496	If you had gotten here three seconds earlier, I could've told you the meaning of life	1.2500	0.07066	68	56	7	5
2497	Well…this is awkward” -fis	1.2500	0.06485	72	58	10	4
2498	One word for you Joe….toilet!	1.2500	0.06176	72	57	12	3
2499	I always knew you’d come crawling back	1.2500	0.07063	72	60	6	6
2500	The meaning has always been within the bowl.	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
2501	‘The secret to happiness is only remembering the last 12 seconds.’	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2502	Evolution	1.2500	0.06101	88	72	10	6
2503	Hiked all the way here to see the last healthy fish left in the world!	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
2504	Amazing view from up here but it is just like living in a fish bowl	1.2500	0.04795	92	70	21	1
2505	Were they out of plankton again?	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2506	Finally! I have found the “almighty fish”	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
2507	i knew it wasn’t a mirage!	1.2500	0.06176	72	57	12	3
2508	Your profile said that you loved hiking... and still this isn't the worst catfish of my dating life"	1.2500	0.06248	76	61	11	4
2509	You’ve conquered the body, now get in a bowl and learn to conquer the mind	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
2510	This is just until the cat gets used to vegetarian.	1.2500	0.06063	68	53	13	2
2511	Fish bowl psychology ain’t free.	1.2474	0.04867	97	75	20	2
2512	What a view, eh?	1.2473	0.05853	93	76	11	6
2513	Yep! This is the Holy Grail.	1.2472	0.04868	89	68	20	1
2514	I will be your support animal on the way down.	1.2472	0.05600	89	71	14	4
2515	Welcome…and don’t call me Wanda!	1.2471	0.05527	85	67	15	3
2516	I seriously need to stop eating Peyote shrooms...	1.2471	0.05268	85	66	17	2
2517	There you are…….I’ve been looking everywhere for you!	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
2518	I now have the proof that 5 million years ago this was a lake	1.2471	0.05268	85	66	17	2
2519	You should have listened when they told you the climb was a bit fishy	1.2471	0.04995	85	65	19	1
2520	If you didn’t bring fish feed, you’re going to be disappointed.	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
2521	Oh my God! This guy has cylindrical eyeballs!	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
2522	Do you mean to tell me I could have swum up here?	1.2469	0.05424	81	63	16	2
2523	What a relief! I thought you were a cat.	1.2469	0.05424	81	63	16	2
2524	You look like a me out of water.	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2525	I found Nemo everyone!	1.2469	0.05131	81	62	18	1
2526	I got tired of life in a fishbowl.	1.2468	0.05891	77	61	13	3
2527	Welcome! But don't be messing' with my shade here	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
2528	Technically, you're not the first unless you've planted a flag.	1.2468	0.05594	77	60	15	2
2529	What makes you think you are not?	1.2468	0.05594	77	60	15	2
2530	Looks like we both have a long way to do.	1.2468	0.05280	77	59	17	1
2531	If you aren't fully vaccinated, kindly get off my mountain.	1.2468	0.05891	77	61	13	3
2532	Seems like flushing me down the toilet would have been easier ..	1.2468	0.05594	77	60	15	2
2533	Carnival games are difficult, not impossible.	1.2468	0.06445	77	63	9	5
2534	Tag! You're it!	1.2468	0.05891	77	61	13	3
2535	I don't care. You ARE a fish out of water.	1.2468	0.05280	77	59	17	1
2536	I fished for the gold alright!	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
2537	Have you seen my car?	1.2468	0.04945	77	58	19	0
2538	GIVE ME FLAAAAKES!!!	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
2539	The leprechaun said to say “April fool.”	1.2466	0.06405	73	59	10	4
2540	What? You were expecting a Jesus fish?	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
2541	To be one day flushed down the toilet.That is the meaning of life.	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
2542	'My advice? Stay hydrated.'	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
2543	I'm pregnant! We're going to need a bigger bowel.	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
2544	Finally. I have been eager to chat about why you flushed me down the toilet.	1.2466	0.06695	73	60	8	5
2545	You're not an autograph hunter, are you?	1.2466	0.05441	73	56	16	1
2546	Local Man Finds Legendary ‘Pot of Gold,’ Pronounces It Anticlimactic.	1.2466	0.07241	73	62	4	7
2547	They’ve got one in your size too!	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
2548	Your offering better not be those food flakes.	1.2466	0.06405	73	59	10	4
2549	Looks like enough water to last me for a few days!	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
2550	Oh good! I was running out of trail snacks.	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
2551	Get a fish they said. They're easy they said.	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
2552	What kind of pet store sells flying fish anyway?	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
2553	My wife said I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
2554	I've just completely forgotten where I left you!	1.2466	0.05441	73	56	16	1
2555	No, no... NO!!!!!!!	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
2556	Sup I'm a goldfish in a bowl at the top of a mountain what's good	1.2464	0.05225	69	52	17	0
2557	The advertisement said "underwater cave," and all I got was this stinking bowl!	1.2464	0.05619	69	53	15	1
2558	Go Human	1.2464	0.05619	69	53	15	1
2559	I'm hungry and I have to pee...	1.2464	0.06332	69	55	11	3
2560	Your fly is open	1.2464	0.06660	69	56	9	4
2561	The meaning of life is to recognize your limits.	1.2464	0.06332	69	55	11	3
2562	I was sure I'd be stuck here forever.	1.2464	0.06332	69	55	11	3
2563	I hope you don't mind but my thirst for water exceeds my thirst for knowledge.	1.2464	0.05619	69	53	15	1
2564	I'd offer you a drink but...	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
2565	Wow. Carnivals really make you work for it these days.	1.2464	0.06332	69	55	11	3
2566	Honestly - this is the only place I could find where there are NO bigger fish"	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
2567	There’s something fishy going on up here!	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
2568	Of all the fish in the sea, you come see me	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
2569	Great view, too many pumas.	1.2462	0.06589	65	52	10	3
2570	You're surprised?! I thought I had rented this place through Sunday.	1.2462	0.06214	65	51	12	2
2571	What were you expecting? A golden calf?	1.2462	0.05814	65	50	14	1
2572	What?! Were you expecting the Little Mermaid?	1.2462	0.06214	65	51	12	2
2573	The secret of life is water, as you would know if you had paid attention in your Biology class!	1.2462	0.05814	65	50	14	1
2574	You say I need the vaccine before I go back to school?	1.2462	0.06944	65	53	8	4
2575	Leave me alone, Fred, I 'm never coming home!	1.2462	0.06944	65	53	8	4
2576	New Yorker mountaintop quest for meaning cartoon number 18,426.	1.2462	0.06589	65	52	10	3
2577	Too late--I got here first.	1.2462	0.06944	65	53	8	4
2578	Whoa. Mom wasn’t lying. My gold fish really did go to a better place.	1.2462	0.06589	65	52	10	3
2579	Shoes on or off?	1.2462	0.05814	65	50	14	1
2580	I was right! I knew there was more than just one fish in the clouds	1.2459	0.06031	61	47	13	1
2581	Sorry, I only answer questions from goldfish.	1.2459	0.06877	61	49	9	3
2582	So,at two kilometers ABOVE the ground,you're the canary in the coal mine	1.2459	0.06468	61	48	11	2
2583	Todd finally succeeded in his lifelong goal of glimpsing the rare Himalayan goldfish	1.2456	0.07203	57	46	8	3
2584	Uh...life is just a bowlful of water?	1.2456	0.06754	57	45	10	2
2585	Welcome to the gold-fish in a bowl realm.	1.2456	0.07626	57	47	6	4
2586	I said I’m taking a break from social media #blessed ()	1.2456	0.07203	57	46	8	3
2587	I'm hungry! What took you so long?	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
2588	You can only take a small sip	1.2449	0.05242	98	78	16	4
2589	Is it so hard to remember to feed me on time	1.2444	0.04822	90	69	20	1
2590	Get in line. There’s a yeti, a pianist, and about forty gurus ahead of us.	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2591	Nemo, you got to stop this, please...	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2592	I appreciate you coming here to feed me everyday !!	1.2442	0.05715	86	69	13	4
2593	We are only limited by our state of mind.	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2594	You have achieved your quest. Now feed me.	1.2439	0.05639	82	65	14	3
2595	Come, that I might share with you the wisdom of the past six seconds!	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
2596	You look familiar-- have you been here before in the last ten seconds?	1.2439	0.05077	82	63	18	1
2597	Want to play go fish	1.2439	0.05366	82	64	16	2
2598	This is the cache of the day?	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
2599	You have to wait your turn. The Guru is out searching for the meaning of My life.	1.2439	0.05077	82	63	18	1
2600	You have climbed to the top of this mountain only to find a fish in a bowl. I cannot guess at your emotional state right now.	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
2601	What took you so long?	1.2436	0.05531	78	61	15	2
2602	You seek the secret to happiness? Simple... "A short memory"!	1.2436	0.05824	78	62	13	3
2603	Watch out for that last step.	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
2604	no caption is necessary. its funny just as it is. really, just leave it alone. when i saw this, i didn't realize it was the "weekly contest' thing until I scrolled up a bit and noticed it.	1.2436	0.06370	78	64	9	5
2605	Shoes off, puto… you’re on Hallowed ground ese…	1.2436	0.05824	78	62	13	3
2606	Got a light?	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
2607	Do you have any fish food?	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
2608	Time to change your water.	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
2609	You were expecting someone other than a guru fish?	1.2436	0.04892	78	59	19	0
2610	It's payback time.	1.2436	0.06626	78	65	7	6
2611	Oh, I thought you were in search for the meaning of fillet.	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
2612	you have three seconds	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
2613	I don't need a bicycle, now, do I?	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
2614	Something is fishy here	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2615	I know you’re tired of living in a fishbowl, but I’m getting too old to come up here every day to feed you!	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
2616	I came here to avoid distractions and here you are!	1.2432	0.05022	74	56	18	0
2617	Sir, you are blocking my view!	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2618	A goldfish? Fish for gold? What is the metaphysical message here?	1.2432	0.05378	74	57	16	1
2619	Yeah, I'm Swammy. Lemme guess -- meaning of life?	1.2432	0.05378	74	57	16	1
2620	No, what's amazing is that I used to be a whale.	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
2621	You deserve to be free as nature intended.	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2622	I’d appreciate it if you’d deliver the water inside this time.	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2623	Keep swimming, you're almost there.	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2624	Sorry to disappoint - that damned autocorrect shortened ‘goldfish’ to ‘gold’.	1.2432	0.06887	74	62	6	6
2625	Yes, David Foster Wallace has come up before.	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2626	I bet you can't beat this for enlightening encounters.	1.2432	0.06027	74	59	12	3
2627	'The search for his ancestors took us to unexpected heights'	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2628	Congratulations! All you see here is yours forever.	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
2629	No, I hadn’t noticed how thin the air is up here.	1.2432	0.06613	74	61	8	5
2630	How the hell did you arrive before me?	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
2631	The truth is - there is 'no privacy'.	1.2429	0.05549	70	54	15	1
2632	It’s ok, Goldie, I’m vaccinated now.	1.2429	0.06251	70	56	11	3
2633	That's what I said, 'The meaning of life is fish'.	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2634	I hope you have some weed because together we could make a great bong.	1.2429	0.06251	70	56	11	3
2635	Not the bowl of goldfish snacks that Brad had envisioned.	1.2429	0.06574	70	57	9	4
2636	If someone actually kept you alive up here, there is hope for me!	1.2429	0.06574	70	57	9	4
2637	Yeah, but I'm way cuter than he is.	1.2429	0.06251	70	56	11	3
2638	My species has been displaced by legions of pet owners.	1.2429	0.05162	70	53	17	0
2639	I am Neon the Wise. For enlightenment, you must toss a ping pong ball into my bowl.	1.2429	0.05549	70	54	15	1
2640	I hope you aren't thirsty or hungry....	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2641	Hey,you got the fish food?	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2642	Oh, foolish pilgrim, the Great Guppy's wisdom? Stop risking your life."	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2643	Yes, life is just a bowl of cherries.	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2644	No, that's "Swimmy", not "Swami".	1.2429	0.06251	70	56	11	3
2645	I knew there was something fishy about the pick up instructions.	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2646	There were too many fish in the sea.	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2647	Completing the first level at Indiana Jones Camp was harder than I thought it'd be.	1.2429	0.06251	70	56	11	3
2648	No, this water is not drinkable!	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2649	Who knew this is where the drain server leads.	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2650	Sorry, pal. This cave is taken. You have to set camp somewhere else	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2651	I’m just here in the bowl until the tide comes back in.	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
2652	Did you really think I’d stay home… alone… with that cat?	1.2424	0.05737	66	51	14	1
2653	Do I have your attention now?	1.2424	0.06499	66	53	10	3
2654	Not exactly a pot of gold.	1.2424	0.05737	66	51	14	1
2655	Did you remember to buy me a partner? It’s lonely at the top.	1.2424	0.05737	66	51	14	1
2656	Don't stare.	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
2657	Get me to open water, then we can talk about your path to liberation.	1.2424	0.06499	66	53	10	3
2658	I’m sorry to do this to you… but I forgot my water bottle.	1.2424	0.05316	66	50	16	0
2659	There you are! Next week, let's try snorkeling.	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
2660	I thought Sasquatch was more of a potted plant guy.	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
2661	Welcome to my spiritual hot tub. Get ready to cleanse your chakras. #sedonavortex	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
2662	Find food, water, and shelter,” they said…does this count	1.2424	0.06849	66	54	8	4
2663	Sea levels should reach me any day now.	1.2419	0.06777	62	50	9	3
2664	Ok you win, you found me. Don’t you Ever-est?	1.2419	0.05946	62	48	13	1
2665	No, I don't have any answers. But then again, do you have any tropical fish flakes?	1.2419	0.06375	62	49	11	2
2666	I haven't been fed in 17 years.	1.2419	0.06375	62	49	11	2
2667	Hi! Remember me? I’m the goldfish who fucked your wife!	1.2419	0.06777	62	50	9	3
2668	You would think that I would remember what the meaning of life is. Who are you again?	1.2419	0.06777	62	50	9	3
2669	The big fish is out right now but I can answer your question.	1.2419	0.05483	62	47	15	0
2670	Mountain X - swimming to the sky and beyond.	1.2419	0.05946	62	48	13	1
2671	So this is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?!?	1.2419	0.05946	62	48	13	1
2672	Keep it simple.	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
2673	It's about time!	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
2674	Is it really so surprising that a goldfish is an oracle?	1.2414	0.05656	87	70	13	4
2675	No matter how high you climb, you'll never grow beyond the boundaries you let others restrict you with.	1.2414	0.07505	58	48	6	4
2676	Good Heavens, Wilberforce!! I can't believe it's really you.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2677	'Cool........It's not a canary'	1.2414	0.06650	58	46	10	2
2678	-No, my name's Jingles. Nemo lives on the other peak	1.2414	0.05161	87	68	17	2
2679	Ready to admit you were on a fishing expedition?	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
2680	You should’ve asked me ten minutes ago…	1.2410	0.05309	83	65	16	2
2681	The previous guy couldn't handle the isolation.	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2682	Don't judge a guru by their gills	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2683	Is this the water view they were talking about?	1.2410	0.05309	83	65	16	2
2684	Bubbles sadly realized that “pet owner” was at the bottom of Jack’s priorities.	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
2685	So, you've ascended the heights to see the curvature of your world. That'll get old real fast, trust me.	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
2686	It feels like I’ve been waiting a lifetime for this moment. Of course, as a carnival fish, our lifetime is usually just a couple of days.	1.2405	0.06033	79	64	11	4
2687	Be-One-With-Everything Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish	1.2405	0.05164	79	61	17	1
2688	I’m tempted to conclude that this has just been one big fishing expedition.	1.2405	0.06033	79	64	11	4
2689	Whoa ... this really is the Age of Pisces!	1.2405	0.05469	79	62	15	2
2690	Yes, Buddha the Goldfish	1.2405	0.06297	79	65	9	5
2691	Are you the rescue party?	1.2405	0.05164	79	61	17	1
2692	That look tells me you forgot the goldfish food again!!	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
2693	You go, Fish.	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
2694	I come in peace	1.2405	0.06297	79	65	9	5
2695	Sorry I’m late.	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
2696	have I mentioned that I started doing cross-fit?	1.2405	0.05469	79	62	15	2
2697	Excuse me, but do you know the wifi password?	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
2698	Though the daily feedings had become an arduous inconvenience, he just couldn’t deny Goldie the incredible view she had become so enamored with	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
2699	I had swum every sea, and this was the last mountain I climbed.	1.2400	0.06250	75	61	10	4
2700	The meaning of life? I forget.	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
2701	Sigh. There is no escaping Baby Shark.	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
2702	Last of the water in the Rockies, and I've already peed in it.	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
2703	Did Covid-19 teach you nothing about random?	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
2704	He took his extra robe and bailed. Could you share a snack?	1.2400	0.05315	75	58	16	1
2705	one (with everything) fish two fish red fish blue fish	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
2706	It's a metaphor. Take it or leave it.	1.2400	0.06250	75	61	10	4
2707	Finally! A pet friendly rental!	1.2400	0.06250	75	61	10	4
2708	That’s when he knew he had met the final boss.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
2709	This was not supposed to be a fishing trip!	1.2400	0.05315	75	58	16	1
2710	I forgot why I came up here	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
2711	Fish can ride bicycles, what's saying we can't hike either	1.2394	0.06172	71	57	11	3
2712	You do know most people just flush us down the toilet, right?	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
2713	The universe is round......the universe is round.....the universe is round....	1.2394	0.05481	71	55	15	1
2714	So, you were expecting?	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
2715	Still looks like sea level from my vantage point.	1.2394	0.06172	71	57	11	3
2716	I know the answers to your questions. Oh, wait, I forgot them. Darn memory span.	1.2394	0.05481	71	55	15	1
2717	What you're looking for you could have found right in your own home.	1.2394	0.06489	71	58	9	4
2718	“If I really knew the meaning of life, do you think I would be living in this crummy cave fishbowl?!“	1.2394	0.06172	71	57	11	3
2719	For the record, I don’t find this the least bit allegorical.	1.2394	0.06792	71	59	7	5
2720	This is sea level?	1.2394	0.06489	71	58	9	4
2721	Are we still not social distancing?	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
2722	I wish I knew how to quit you	1.2394	0.06172	71	57	11	3
2723	This was in fact the 9th most perplexing experience John had that day.	1.2394	0.05481	71	55	15	1
2724	Have you seen John Carter?	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
2725	I’m never pet-sitting for Keith again.	1.2394	0.06792	71	59	7	5
2726	You're thirsty? Well I'm hungry.	1.2391	0.04977	92	72	18	2
2727	Have you seen Nemo?	1.2391	0.05436	92	74	14	4
2728	Get ready son, we’ve caught ourselves a hiker!” - Mr. Grizzl	1.2391	0.04977	92	72	18	2
2729	Oh, don't be angry! I told you that I would be back in a day or two.	1.2388	0.05663	67	52	14	1
2730	Sorry you missed him. Thursdays are his golf day. "All work and no play...", ya know?	1.2388	0.06755	67	55	8	4
2731	It's not a canary. And it's not a coal mine.	1.2388	0.05663	67	52	14	1
2732	Why do I have to feed you twice a day?	1.2388	0.06412	67	54	10	3
2733	Surprise! I bet you were expecting an old sage with a beard.	1.2388	0.06049	67	53	12	2
2734	Well you didn't expect the secret to a happy and fulfilling life to reside with a human, did you???	1.2388	0.06412	67	54	10	3
2735	Don’t say you’ve run out of water.	1.2388	0.06412	67	54	10	3
2736	Don’t tell me …Cimate change	1.2388	0.06049	67	53	12	2
2737	No, I'm Swimmy. Swami is two peaks over.	1.2388	0.06049	67	53	12	2
2738	You found Nemo, buddy, do you have to find the meaning of life too?	1.2388	0.06049	67	53	12	2
2739	I was a pet rock in a previous life, so…	1.2388	0.05663	67	52	14	1
2740	We are the Goldberg's, The Goldfish affair is nextdoor.	1.2388	0.06412	67	54	10	3
2741	Fish, “ I’ve waited for 13 years to get my revenge on you! “🤨	1.2388	0.06049	67	53	12	2
2742	Thank god. The thin air was starting to mess with my head.	1.2388	0.05663	67	52	14	1
2743	Finally some pisces and quiet!	1.2388	0.07082	67	56	6	5
2744	I thought you were supposed to be at a farm	1.2388	0.06412	67	54	10	3
2745	Third Floor. Sporting Goods and Bedding. Next floor- Children’s Wear and Housewares.	1.2388	0.06412	67	54	10	3
2746	If you think you're screwed on the water issue, wait until you see the succulent roast beef in a jar of formaldehyde!	1.2386	0.05598	88	71	13	4
2747	Man, I can never get any time to myself!	1.2386	0.05598	88	71	13	4
2748	I had something for this	1.2386	0.06046	88	73	9	6
2749	Sometimes it's best to be alone.	1.2381	0.06680	63	51	9	3
2750	Who did you expect? An old bearded wise man?	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
2751	Would you happen to have some Gray Poupon?	1.2381	0.05253	84	66	16	2
2752	Well, it’s kind of a fish-in-water story…	1.2381	0.05863	63	49	13	1
2753	Flushing is not an option.	1.2381	0.05409	63	48	15	0
2754	Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly.	1.2381	0.05863	63	49	13	1
2755	You were looking for gold, right?	1.2381	0.05253	84	66	16	2
2756	I’m not actually a fish; I’m a Dead Sea Skrull.	1.2381	0.06285	63	50	11	2
2757	What sort of deep wisdom were you expecting from someone that just swims in circles?	1.2381	0.06285	63	50	11	2
2758	And just like that, Goldie was rescued.	1.2381	0.05409	63	48	15	0
2759	Evolution is the answer.	1.2381	0.06017	84	69	10	5
2760	You live in a fishbowl, too. Look over your left shoulder.	1.2381	0.06285	63	50	11	2
2761	Oh Mighty One, What Be The Secret of Life?	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
2762	The Meaning of Life? Not too many flakes of food each day, and a clean glass bowl.	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
2763	Yo, find your own man cave!	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
2764	Where is my golden fish?	1.2381	0.05863	63	49	13	1
2765	Complete misunderstanding. You get your heart’s one true FISH.	1.2381	0.05253	84	66	16	2
2766	This? That’s the freshest sushi in the Himalayas?	1.2381	0.06285	63	50	11	2
2767	I'm a grown fish Andrew. I can feed myself!	1.2381	0.06680	63	51	9	3
2768	Freedom- for some its outside and for some, it's springtime in a bowl!	1.2381	0.05253	84	66	16	2
2769	I thought the great barrier reef would be a diving tour?	1.2381	0.06285	63	50	11	2
2770	Zarathustra said,”Life begins in a bowl of water and ends on the mountain top”.	1.2375	0.05409	80	63	15	2
2771	Good luck flushing me now.	1.2375	0.06225	80	66	9	5
2772	My hike up when swimmingly!	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
2773	The meaning of life? Boy have you come to the wrong place.	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
2774	Ted came to the realization that fish is brain food.	1.2375	0.05409	80	63	15	2
2775	Enlightenment comes from getting out of your element	1.2375	0.05409	80	63	15	2
2776	Roger is that you? I didn’t recognize you without your mask.	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
2777	Can I have a sip of your water?	1.2375	0.05409	80	63	15	2
2778	Welcome. I am Rabbi Goldfish. Come in. Sit. Mazel Tov. It's a long way up here.	1.2373	0.05586	59	45	14	0
2779	What were you expecting?	1.2373	0.06087	59	46	12	1
2780	I am His Bowliness the Deli Lama.	1.2373	0.06549	59	47	10	2
2781	Just when I got into the zone, you show up.	1.2373	0.05586	59	45	14	0
2782	The movie make it look easier to find you Nemo	1.2373	0.06549	59	47	10	2
2783	I don't know about you but, I didn't have to climb to get the best view.	1.2373	0.06087	59	46	12	1
2784	If you say "There's something fishy about this" even once, I'll kill you.	1.2373	0.06981	59	48	8	3
2785	O Seeker, did thee bring the holy flakes?	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
2786	Tell me you forgot the flakes……	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
2787	I hope he's brought the fish food offering.	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
2788	Did you remember the pellets?	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
2789	At last, fresh water! A little fishy though.	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
2790	So ... life ISN'T a fishbowl?	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
2791	Look, I’m just surprised you were able to survive this high above sea level	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
2792	Feed me. But not too much.	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
2793	Your three seconds starts... NOW.	1.2368	0.06175	76	62	10	4
2794	Do you have proof of vaccination?	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
2795	Meditation has really changed me.	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
2796	What water?” Hegemony on the ledgemony	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
2797	Thank You Mario! But our princess is in another castle.	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
2798	The things we do for a little privacy.	1.2364	0.07769	55	46	5	4
2799	I’m a goldfish that must live, drink and eat in the same water that I defecate in. I have an IQ of about zero. And you climbed up this mountain to ask ME a question?	1.2364	0.07769	55	46	5	4
2800	Hi Jake, remember me?	1.2364	0.05781	55	42	13	0
2801	Yup, I did find the meaning of life. And then I lost it.	1.2364	0.06848	55	44	9	2
2802	Fish food - only thing I asked for - and you forget!	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
2803	The meaning of life is…damn, I keep forgetting!	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
2804	Looks like you have a five o’clock shadow too.	1.2361	0.05414	72	56	15	1
2805	Would you happen to be carrying any bonito flakes?	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
2806	Dude, if you forgot the nutrient-enhanced worm pellets, I'm sending you straight back.	1.2361	0.05414	72	56	15	1
2807	If you didn’t want visitors stop living in a fish bowl	1.2361	0.05764	72	57	13	2
2808	The guru died. He returned as a goldfish.	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
2809	You’re going to tell me about needing some privacy?	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
2810	But who feeds you and changes your water?	1.2361	0.05040	72	55	17	0
2811	This looks fishy.	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
2812	“Had you brought a rainbow, it might’ve been gold rather than fish.”	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
2813	Didn’t expect to find you here, Nemo	1.2361	0.05764	72	57	13	2
2814	I'm so glad we are able to travel again sweetie!	1.2361	0.05764	72	57	13	2
2815	Getting ready for climate change, huh?	1.2361	0.05414	72	56	15	1
2816	Okay, I get it...you're better than Bezos and Branson.	1.2361	0.05414	72	56	15	1
2817	What the fish! Where’s the gold?	1.2361	0.05764	72	57	13	2
2818	Of all the caves in all the towns in all the world, he walks into mine.	1.2361	0.06407	72	59	9	4
2819	but really it's the royals who live in a fishbowl	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
2820	Steve began to wonder if the parks recent program to increase biodiversity was missing the mark.	1.2361	0.05414	72	56	15	1
2821	Feed me, but sparingly. That last guy ate himself to death.	1.2360	0.05059	89	70	17	2
2822	The Meaning of Life is Did you bring my fish food?	1.2360	0.05541	89	72	13	4
2823	phishing 2.0	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
2824	I'm what you would call 'fool's gold.' The good stuff is still in the ground.	1.2353	0.05970	68	54	12	2
2825	Will granola do?	1.2353	0.06327	68	55	10	3
2826	Buy low, sell high	1.2353	0.05952	85	70	10	5
2827	Finally! Can you help me spawn?	1.2353	0.05952	85	70	10	5
2828	Sorry, you were supposed to bring your own water.	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
2829	Hurry up because I'll forget your question in three seconds.	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
2830	Who's forgetful now, huh?	1.2353	0.05970	68	54	12	2
2831	Ahh, sorry for the complete lockdown! Would be over soon!	1.2353	0.06327	68	55	10	3
2832	Now you hide and I'll seek.	1.2353	0.06986	68	57	6	5
2833	It’s the betel nut. Does that sound too fishy?	1.2353	0.06327	68	55	10	3
2834	Why does everyone think I have all this wisdom, JUST BECAUSE I LIVE UP HERE?"	1.2353	0.05590	68	53	14	1
2835	Got any fresh water?	1.2353	0.04922	85	66	18	1
2836	YOU’RE the Wizard?	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
2837	Don’t let the cat in, my son. Don’t let the cat in.	1.2353	0.05970	68	54	12	2
2838	I’m not sure this was quite worth the effort..!!	1.2353	0.05970	68	54	12	2
2839	Sorry, it's by appointment only	1.2353	0.06664	68	56	8	4
2840	I told you I’d find you.	1.2353	0.05970	68	54	12	2
2841	I have no memory of our last meeting.	1.2353	0.05970	68	54	12	2
2842	I said ‘I needed space’, Gary…	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
2843	Old man and the sea, circa 2021	1.2353	0.05970	68	54	12	2
2844	Thank God. The bear was starting to doubt my supposed wish-granting powers.	1.2353	0.06664	68	56	8	4
2845	Must. Save. Goldfish.	1.2353	0.06327	68	55	10	3
2846	The secret to life is not forgetting to feed your fish.	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
2847	What?! You forgot the fish food?	1.2346	0.05349	81	64	15	2
2848	The regular buddha is on sabbatical.	1.2344	0.06585	64	52	9	3
2849	Define 'plenty.'	1.2344	0.06952	64	53	7	4
2850	I am wearing a saffron colored outfit.	1.2344	0.06197	64	51	11	2
2851	I couldn’t help but wonder, was their “plenty of fish” advice all wrong?	1.2344	0.06197	64	51	11	2
2852	I thought I had it all—the castle, the treasure chest, the boat. But without the bowl, I had nothing.	1.2344	0.06197	64	51	11	2
2853	This was a lucky encounter as Jeff was extremely dehydrated.	1.2344	0.06585	64	52	9	3
2854	Restroom? Down the tunnel on the left.	1.2344	0.06585	64	52	9	3
2855	Vegetarian, right?	1.2344	0.05783	64	50	13	1
2856	Timeless wisdom? Sure, but would you happen to have any soybean pellets?	1.2344	0.06197	64	51	11	2
2857	Extra low rent!--Walk-up apt.	1.2344	0.05783	64	50	13	1
2858	If you brought gluten-free food — great, otherwise, back off!” Jody Kinsey, Toronto, ONT Kinseyjody33@gmail.com	1.2344	0.06585	64	52	9	3
2859	Hear me: What goes around comes around.	1.2344	0.06952	64	53	7	4
2860	Thank goodness, you've saved me! I was about to eat myself with some wasabi and soy sauce.	1.2344	0.06585	64	52	9	3
2861	Hey, man, you don't look well. Who would've thought that humans don't enjoy limited oxygen	1.2344	0.06197	64	51	11	2
2862	Finally, a human to eat	1.2344	0.06197	64	51	11	2
2863	Jacques, the highest fish on earth.	1.2344	0.06197	64	51	11	2
2864	Take it from me, there is no escape	1.2344	0.05783	64	50	13	1
2865	This whole knowledge and wisdom seeking seems fishy to me	1.2344	0.05783	64	50	13	1
2866	Now you know how it feels, Bryan	1.2344	0.05783	64	50	13	1
2867	Goodbye. Look at it as carrying on an ancient Chinese custom.	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
2868	You thought you flushed me away all those years ago?!	1.2338	0.04855	77	59	18	0
2869	Dead Sea fish bowl !	1.2338	0.06102	77	63	10	4
2870	Sorry it took me five years to get back to you, but yeah, “Finding Dory” is worth the price of admission.	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2871	I've been looking for you everywhere."	1.2338	0.05195	77	60	16	1
2872	im not going to fish for compliments	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
2873	Were you expecting someone else? I'm a catfish.	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
2874	The guru just stepped out for a moment.	1.2338	0.05195	77	60	16	1
2875	Great, you're here. Can you take my shot for Instagram?	1.2338	0.06376	77	64	8	5
2876	I was tagged last week.	1.2338	0.05195	77	60	16	1
2877	One small vase for fish-kind, and one large kibosh for this man.	1.2338	0.06891	77	66	4	7
2878	Welcome to Shark Week, Pal . . .	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
2879	Just so you know, life in a fishbowl beats climbing the mountain.	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2880	‘You missed date night again.’	1.2338	0.06376	77	64	8	5
2881	Learn how to spell 'bouillabaisse.'	1.2338	0.05195	77	60	16	1
2882	First, I could use some fresh water.	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2883	Heeeeere fishy fishy fishy	1.2338	0.06639	77	65	6	6
2884	Just one small favor, could you feed my fish?	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
2885	You’re better off in here	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
2886	In that moment John felt like a fish out of the water.	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2887	Let me guess: you were in a bar and a drunken local ‘accidentally’ told you about the Legend of the Golden Fist.	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
2888	I knew the meaning of life 30 seconds ago.	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
2889	Don’t look at me like that George, I told you I was going away for a break from reality	1.2338	0.05195	77	60	16	1
2890	I know you’d move mountains for me….but would you move into a mountain for me?	1.2338	0.05195	77	60	16	1
2891	That’s more of a hamster question.	1.2333	0.05506	60	46	14	0
2892	Good job. You didn't bring the cat.	1.2333	0.06451	60	48	10	2
2893	You staring at me?	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
2894	You took your time	1.2333	0.06875	60	49	8	3
2895	Your Holiness , I have climbed this mountain to ask you one question ...	1.2333	0.06451	60	48	10	2
2896	Yes, right this way, the Swami's in back doing swim yoga!	1.2333	0.05506	60	46	14	0
2897	Is your advice,carp also?	1.2333	0.05997	60	47	12	1
2898	Thank God, you made it. I was about to give up on you!	1.2333	0.06451	60	48	10	2
2899	Learn to breath under water.	1.2333	0.07653	60	51	4	5
2900	Do you mean to tell me you climbed all the way up here and didn't bring any fish food?	1.2333	0.06451	60	48	10	2
2901	Darn it…you found me	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
2902	What took you so long, my water needs changing!	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2903	I was really taken in by that travel agent… hook, line, and sinker.	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
2904	fish: Oh how the tables have turned.	1.2329	0.06621	73	61	7	5
2905	You forgot my food again, didn’t you.	1.2329	0.06327	73	60	9	4
2906	I’ve forgotten more than you’ll ever know.	1.2329	0.06621	73	61	7	5
2907	Now go back and get the gluten-free fish food, and this time don't take all month.	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2908	I see we both scaled this mountain	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2909	Looks delicious.	1.2329	0.04981	73	56	17	0
2910	It turns out that the higher astral plane is more liquid than I anticipated.	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
2911	I'm hoping evolution kicks in soon.	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2912	Let me guess, they told you there is a pot swimming with gold at the top.	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2913	Disappointed? So what did you expect? A bowl of cherries?	1.2329	0.04981	73	56	17	0
2914	…And the cave looked fishy.	1.2329	0.05349	73	57	15	1
2915	Glamping is really catching on.	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
2916	Yeah, life just doesn't make sense. @newyorkercartoons @newyorkermag	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
2917	I’ve been expecting you	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2918	Welcome traveler. You can ask three questions.	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2919	It’s time. We’re reclaiming our lands.	1.2326	0.05145	86	68	16	2
2920	Put a lid on it, let’s go.	1.2321	0.06738	56	45	9	2
2921	The air sure is thin up here.	1.2321	0.06738	56	45	9	2
2922	Looks like we're the ultimate odd couple.	1.2321	0.06738	56	45	9	2
2923	I climbed all this way so you could tell me 'we all live in our own fish bowls'.	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
2924	Don't worry, be slippery.	1.2319	0.05519	69	54	14	1
2925	You must be John. I've been expecting you.	1.2319	0.05118	69	53	16	0
2926	I am not edible!	1.2319	0.05519	69	54	14	1
2927	Be careful with your third wish.	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
2928	Wait…haven’t you forgotten something?	1.2319	0.06243	69	56	10	3
2929	Put your eyes back in your head There are two giant pigeons to your right. I'm a little more concerned about them at the moment than I am your stupid search for "meaning".	1.2319	0.05519	69	54	14	1
2930	Even up here, I still feel like I’m living in a fish bowl.	1.2319	0.06243	69	56	10	3
2931	How can I worm some water out of you?	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
2932	I was expecting the map would lead me to a different kind of Gold. Anyway, 3 wishes are still something...	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
2933	Plato’s fish decided to stay in the cave	1.2319	0.05519	69	54	14	1
2934	With the rise in temperature, over crowding of plastics and the schools not being what they once were — it just didn’t make sense to stay in the ocean.	1.2319	0.06243	69	56	10	3
2935	I turn my back for one second!	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
2936	Damn I thought the throughhikers were talking about the snack that smiled back.	1.2319	0.06243	69	56	10	3
2937	Trespasser!	1.2319	0.06243	69	56	10	3
2938	Joe never gave up reuniting with his goldfish who moved to a farm upstate when Joe was only 6	1.2319	0.06243	69	56	10	3
2939	Hmm, something seems a little fishy here.	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
2940	no i am not a stalker, i just miss you!	1.2317	0.06086	82	68	9	5
2941	To enter, you must answer this riddle within three seconds.	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
2942	Surprise! The Oracle left me in charge.	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
2943	What did you expect-a singing fish mounted on a wall?	1.2317	0.05569	82	66	13	3
2944	Come here often?	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
2945	Fish: “I know you came a long way but I am sorry, you are simply not on the list.” #newyorkmagazine @nymag	1.2317	0.05569	82	66	13	3
2946	Sorry, dude, you should have asked during my last life when I was a big-time Buddha.	1.2308	0.06031	78	64	10	4
2947	I thought you'd have a beard.	1.2308	0.06493	65	53	9	3
2948	Before imparting any wisdom, a disclaimer: I know you flushed my grandfather down the toilet.	1.2308	0.05651	91	75	11	5
2949	It was even harder for me.	1.2308	0.05705	65	51	13	1
2950	That's the last time I offer to feed Ed Hillary's pets.	1.2308	0.06112	65	52	11	2
2951	We appreciate your business. Your concerns are important to us, so if you wouldn’t mind taking a few minutes to take this survey . . .	1.2308	0.05137	78	61	16	1
2952	Alive and well Goldy is rescued from her kidnappers.	1.2308	0.06493	65	53	9	3
2953	Enlightenment? No, sorry, that's the second peak to the left.	1.2308	0.05705	65	51	13	1
2954	O wise one, what is the secret to tranquility in isolation?	1.2308	0.06112	65	52	11	2
2955	Do I look like a wild goose to you?	1.2308	0.05748	78	63	12	3
2956	Oh, no! There’s no toilet here.	1.2308	0.06112	65	52	11	2
2957	I found it. The last lake left in California	1.2308	0.06853	65	54	7	4
2958	Well, aren't you a fish out of water!	1.2308	0.06493	65	53	9	3
2959	Congratulations...you found Nemo.	1.2308	0.05451	78	62	14	2
2960	I’m not your Holy Grail, just a lonely gold.	1.2308	0.06493	65	53	9	3
2961	I just got my second shot. You can come home.	1.2308	0.06493	65	53	9	3
2962	Yes my son, what is it that you seek?	1.2308	0.06112	65	52	11	2
2963	In fairness, they DID tell you the journey was better than the destination.	1.2308	0.06112	65	52	11	2
2964	The guru is out, talk to the fish	1.2308	0.06112	65	52	11	2
2965	The genie in a bottle is one mountain over.	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2
2966	What did you expect? You chose basic cable.	1.2308	0.05651	91	75	11	5
2967	You forgot my water?	1.2308	0.05267	65	50	15	0
2968	Sorry enlightenment next mountain over	1.2308	0.05267	65	50	15	0
2969	You said, “Go, Fish!”	1.2308	0.06493	65	53	9	3
2970	They said you were just a myth	1.2308	0.05748	78	63	12	3
2971	Can I eat you ?	1.2308	0.06560	78	66	6	6
2972	God, no matter how remote of a place I move, I'm still living in a gold fish bowl	1.2308	0.06853	65	54	7	4
2973	This is gold	1.2308	0.05451	78	62	14	2
2974	Geez, when I read cozy penthouse with sea views I didn’t expect that.	1.2308	0.06031	78	64	10	4
2975	Don't go chasing waterfalls stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to...	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
2976	Ford every stream	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
2977	Where’re the chips?	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
2978	Thousands of feet above sea level, they were reunited at see level.	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
2979	Sit. Stay. Good fishy.	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
2980	hey man	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
2981	See? I told you you'd forget me!	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
2982	Ironically, Harvey had been searching for gold in them tha	1.2297	0.06249	74	61	9	4
2983	Try doing it in a glass bowl.	1.2297	0.05945	74	60	11	3
2984	I hate Mondays	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
2985	I can come back after you've had your bath.	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
2986	The guru is on the other summit.	1.2297	0.05286	74	58	15	1
2987	Why is he staring at me?	1.2297	0.05286	74	58	15	1
2988	Will you stop following me!	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
2989	Just getting a head start on global warming	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
2990	platos fish	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
2991	Nope, this one is taken.	1.2297	0.05286	74	58	15	1
2992	Finally, a place the cat can’t get to	1.2297	0.05286	74	58	15	1
2993	you can’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a mountain they say	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
2994	I don't know what to tell you, the prophecy very clearly said "fish" not "wish"	1.2297	0.05286	74	58	15	1
2995	Are you looking for a roommate?	1.2295	0.06356	61	49	10	2
2996	I thought you’d died and got flushed, Spot!	1.2295	0.05911	61	48	12	1
2997	Though many believe it's YouTube, the truth is: TikTok	1.2295	0.06772	61	50	8	3
2998	What’s a nice Pisces like you doing in a place like this?”	1.2295	0.06356	61	49	10	2
2999	You don’t have to hide anymore. Funfairs have been banned from using goldfish	1.2295	0.05911	61	48	12	1
3000	Can I borrow your cell phone?	1.2295	0.06356	61	49	10	2
3001	Warning! Warning! Scaling the heights does not confer license for scaling the fish!	1.2295	0.06356	61	49	10	2
3002	I would’ve been happy with just a bigger bowl. Maybe a tank.	1.2295	0.05429	61	47	14	0
3003	I just don’t understand how you keep slipping your leash	1.2295	0.05911	61	48	12	1
3004	Frank realized that his GPS malfunctioned and he of fact was not heading toward the California Gold Rush.	1.2295	0.07165	61	51	6	4
3005	Well...look what the cat dragged in	1.2295	0.06356	61	49	10	2
3006	Goldie, so this is toilet heaven?"	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
3007	The secret to enlightenment you say? You know, I think I had it a minute ago.	1.2289	0.06018	83	69	9	5
3008	Noah forgot me many years ago	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
3009	What do you mean "not bad for a fish?"	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
3010	Whoa pal, the canary just dropped dead!	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
3011	Here’s the deal: I’m not really a fan of the food y’all feed me.	1.2289	0.04946	83	65	17	1
3012	Nemo, do you know how many mountains I had to climb before I found the right one!	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
3013	I dont remember how I got herE	1.2286	0.06163	70	57	10	3
3014	Are you getting ready for rising sea levels?	1.2286	0.05449	70	55	14	1
3015	The mirage isn't what it used to be.	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
3016	They warned you the pilgrimage might be fishy.	1.2286	0.05449	70	55	14	1
3017	Welcome to our Bowl and Breakfast.	1.2286	0.06490	70	58	8	4
3018	Did you bring food? That's the meaning of life.	1.2286	0.06490	70	58	8	4
3019	Ah! Fresh food.	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
3020	He’ll be back in ten…	1.2286	0.06163	70	57	10	3
3021	The Octopus Teacher you seek is on the next mountain over.	1.2286	0.06163	70	57	10	3
3022	It’s important to stay hydrated at these altitudes.	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
3023	You were expecting maybe a koi?	1.2286	0.06163	70	57	10	3
3024	Next time let the Perfect Master feed his own fish.	1.2286	0.05449	70	55	14	1
3025	who...who put this here?	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
3026	Fancy seeing you here!	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
3027	Your mantra is Om Namah Fishaya.	1.2286	0.06163	70	57	10	3
3028	You stay here, I'll go find us some water	1.2286	0.05449	70	55	14	1
3029	It’s seems we are the only two left in the world	1.2281	0.06631	57	46	9	2
3030	Oh great goldfish, I come seeking your wisdom	1.2281	0.07088	57	47	7	3
3031	They said there would be gold at the highest mountain top, not a gold fish!	1.2281	0.06631	57	46	9	2
3032	Come home. Now that you have been adopted, you are not a Cavefish anymore!	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
3033	Sorry, the guru is two peaks over to the west.	1.2278	0.05079	79	62	16	1
3034	Man says “You can come home now”, that scary orange guy is out of the House now.	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
3035	I knew it was a mistake to hike with you off-leash	1.2278	0.05079	79	62	16	1
3036	What do you mean forgot the question?! 42 what?!?	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
3037	'We meet again, Dr. Smith'	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
3038	There’s no way!	1.2278	0.05079	79	62	16	1
3039	Those who have fed fish are those who have found god.	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
3040	We’re all inside a bowl. Yours just has mountains with a fish on it	1.2278	0.05079	79	62	16	1
3041	…and you thought cat-sitting was a pain.	1.2273	0.06403	66	54	9	3
3042	Bob finally reaches the end of the rainbow, only to realize that they neglected to put fish after gold.	1.2273	0.06403	66	54	9	3
3043	You get the secret to life in exchange for a change of water.	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
3044	I'm here to escape TED Talks, not give one.	1.2273	0.06758	66	55	7	4
3045	Oh Great Goldfish...	1.2273	0.05629	66	52	13	1
3046	It's goldfish all the way down...	1.2273	0.06028	66	53	11	2
3047	It’s my form of double masking.	1.2273	0.06028	66	53	11	2
3048	Go away! I feel like I’m in a fishbowl up here.	1.2273	0.06028	66	53	11	2
3049	You know, there's plenty of fish in the sea.	1.2273	0.05629	66	52	13	1
3050	Where is it written that a guru must be human?	1.2273	0.06028	66	53	11	2
3051	I'm gold and this is a pot. What did you expect when you go chasing rainbows?	1.2273	0.05629	66	52	13	1
3052	You've got to stop running away."	1.2273	0.05629	66	52	13	1
3053	Your profile said 5'10...	1.2273	0.05629	66	52	13	1
3054	Why won’t you leave me alone	1.2273	0.06403	66	54	9	3
3055	You’ll be safe here!	1.2273	0.05629	66	52	13	1
3056	What’s the matter? The map said goldfish, not gold fish.	1.2273	0.05766	88	73	10	5
3057	I was surprised to find a cave up here too.	1.2273	0.06758	66	55	7	4
3058	You made it!	1.2273	0.06403	66	54	9	3
3059	You beta believe I don’t want company.	1.2273	0.05041	88	70	16	2
3060	Phishing for a new place to self-isolate, my friend? Me too.	1.2273	0.05629	66	52	13	1
3061	They said the spot at the top of the hill was so good that anyone could catch a fish.	1.2273	0.06403	66	54	9	3
3062	I always thought Eldorado sounded fishy.	1.2273	0.06403	66	54	9	3
3063	What the fish? How did I manage to reach here?	1.2273	0.06403	66	54	9	3
3064	There's a dead ant near your left hand—wanna toss it in here quick?	1.2267	0.05558	75	60	13	2
3065	You can help me -- I'm in over my head!	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
3066	When the oceans rise, you will be fine	1.2267	0.04867	75	58	17	0
3067	If you give a man wisdom, he is wise for only a day.	1.2267	0.05558	75	60	13	2
3068	Wait, I climbed all the way to meet a FISH?? What can you offer to me? You can even come out of the bowl!! How can you know about life?	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
3069	The longest journey ends with the same number of steps to go back.	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
3070	Hey . . . a talking fish has got to be worth at least two mountain-top sages.	1.2267	0.05558	75	60	13	2
3071	Don’t throw me back.	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
3072	Don`t worry. I'll be back soon	1.2267	0.05224	75	59	15	1
3073	Yeah, well, you don't look so smart yourself.	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
3074	The ‘meaning of life’ is don’t get overfed.	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
3075	Look... I'm a talking piranha... the old man's gone... I'm starving... I't not what I can do for you but rather what you can do for me!	1.2267	0.06458	75	63	7	5
3076	please tell me you have come to change the water" Bob Greene 917-696-6823 bob@contourventures.co	1.2267	0.05558	75	60	13	2
3077	I thought you would never get here, this is my second incarnation.	1.2267	0.05224	75	59	15	1
3078	I guess you win go fish.	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
3079	The Oracle went to the pet store.	1.2267	0.05224	75	59	15	1
3080	What...you were expecting an old guy with a long white beard?	1.2267	0.05224	75	59	15	1
3081	Huh, so THAT’s why they call it Pike’s Peak	1.2267	0.06173	75	62	9	4
3082	'an entire month to find the answer of it all, and I don't speak fish.'	1.2267	0.06173	75	62	9	4
3083	This used to be an ocean yknow? Still is if I close my eyes.	1.2267	0.05558	75	60	13	2
3084	Suddenly, Sam realized he had forgotten to pick up the fish food.	1.2264	0.05804	53	41	12	0
3085	High above or deep below, I can out breathe you.	1.2264	0.05804	53	41	12	0
3086	I was expecting a cat in a hat while their mother was out.	1.2264	0.06942	53	43	8	2
3087	I’m telling you, we are both in a bowl.	1.2264	0.06942	53	43	8	2
3088	High honey I’m home	1.2264	0.05804	53	41	12	0
3089	I've been feeling breathless in the city...	1.2262	0.05952	84	70	9	5
3090	I climbed Maslow’s Hierarchy for this?	1.2262	0.05706	84	69	11	4
3091	I know this looks fishy, but I can explain everything.	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
3092	The guru says “Go fish.”	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
3093	All cats are evil.	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
3094	What did you expect, the holy grail?	1.2262	0.05952	84	70	9	5
3095	...."You're the true High Lama?" "To think I almost flushed you!"	1.2262	0.05952	84	70	9	5
3096	Goldfish?? I thought they said gold!	1.2258	0.05826	62	49	12	1
3097	You're not Goldilocks"	1.2258	0.06264	62	50	10	2
3098	. . . to see the ocean in a goldfish bowl.	1.2258	0.05353	62	48	14	0
3099	I was hoping for a nice piece of salmon.	1.2258	0.06264	62	50	10	2
3100	The meaning of life? It's to remember to change my water.	1.2258	0.05826	62	49	12	1
3101	Last time I pledge for the Dali Lama's fraternity.	1.2258	0.06673	62	51	8	3
3102	Gold is the adjective of your prize, I'm afraid.	1.2258	0.05826	62	49	12	1
3103	The HOAs on this one bedroom cave are how much?! Well, it is in a high rise.	1.2258	0.06264	62	50	10	2
3104	Yeah, right? What are we doing here?	1.2258	0.06264	62	50	10	2
3105	Damn it! Humans don’t get social distancing	1.2258	0.05826	62	49	12	1
3106	You should've gone fishing.	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
3107	Know where I can get any drinking water?	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
3108	The first man to climb Mt Conundrum reaches the top	1.2254	0.05382	71	56	14	1
3109	If you didn't bring the croutons, you have to go back.	1.2254	0.05382	71	56	14	1
3110	Scientists are starting to notice the impact of climate change on mountain lakes.	1.2254	0.04994	71	55	16	0
3111	These carnival games have gotten out of hand.	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
3112	Before you can enter you must first answer a riddle...	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
3113	Your next task is to find an eagle under the water.	1.2254	0.06084	71	58	10	3
3114	Thank goodness--you're just where I left you!	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
3115	Bob realized he hadn’t quite understood what participating in the beta test entailed.	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
3116	I should have gotten a dog.	1.2254	0.05382	71	56	14	1
3117	Yuppie meets guppy.	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
3118	No, Pike's Peak is over there	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
3119	Thank you again for not flushing me, but you could've just put me in a pond	1.2254	0.05382	71	56	14	1
3120	Come on in, although the water's not quite so fine	1.2254	0.05382	71	56	14	1
3121	I wanted to be as far away from toilets as possible.	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
3122	There's something fishy about this guru	1.2254	0.06406	71	59	8	4
3123	You took the easy way up.	1.2254	0.05382	71	56	14	1
3124	Oh cool, you made it.	1.2254	0.05382	71	56	14	1
3125	After a long climb, I guess I arrived at the gold … fish	1.2254	0.06084	71	58	10	3
3126	The best divorce lawyer... My balls!	1.2254	0.06406	71	59	8	4
3127	Guru goldfish	1.2254	0.06406	71	59	8	4
3128	So, did you bring me my food order?	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
3129	Look into my eyes. You are fully hydrated.	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
3130	Did you happen to bring oxygen?	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
3131	The real Dude is 4000 feet higher. I'm just the water boy.	1.2250	0.05024	80	63	16	1
3132	I forgot to feed him and he died, so I flushed him down the toilet.	1.2250	0.05893	80	66	10	4
3133	Hi there, my name is Jeannie!	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
3134	She sent you came back for me! Thank goodness	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
3135	No worries. I'm only here to change your water.	1.2250	0.05024	80	63	16	1
3136	Please please change my water!	1.2250	0.05893	80	66	10	4
3137	Dang. No toilet for miles.	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
3138	‘I’m here for the rave. Do you need my ID?’	1.2250	0.05893	80	66	10	4
3139	Here begin the greatest quest for becoming a sushi man	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
3140	I thought I lived in a Fish Bowl ~ BEFORE I got here!	1.2247	0.05240	89	72	14	3
3141	Don't get a cat.	1.2241	0.06527	58	47	9	2
3142	Please tell me you didn't forget to bring my dry cleaning.	1.2241	0.06527	58	47	9	2
3143	Sorry but it's three Ping Pong balls for a $1!	1.2241	0.05523	58	45	13	0
3144	He left a message for Bob. Are you Bob	1.2241	0.06527	58	47	9	2
3145	Come home, Sweetheart. She said we’re having [tuna] fish for lunch.	1.2241	0.06976	58	48	7	3
3146	I imagine you have questions…	1.2241	0.06046	58	46	11	1
3147	If only you had arrived six seconds sooner.	1.2239	0.06316	67	55	9	3
3148	The answer is inside you. Here’s a hint: you’re 60% water.	1.2239	0.05554	67	53	13	1
3149	Because it's there.	1.2239	0.06316	67	55	9	3
3150	Did you remember to bring the fish food this time?	1.2239	0.06665	67	56	7	4
3151	Who told you I was an oracle?	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
3152	The meaning of life is 'Go Fish!'	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
3153	Prince Charming?	1.2239	0.05554	67	53	13	1
3154	Who sent you?	1.2239	0.05131	67	52	15	0
3155	So that's where he wound up when my parents flushed him down the toilet 20 years ago.	1.2239	0.06316	67	55	9	3
3156	GO BACK. I moved here so that it wouldn't be like living in a fishbowl.	1.2239	0.05554	67	53	13	1
3157	Sorry, the Golden Goose is one mountain over.	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
3158	Surprised? Not only can I talk, but I'm Jewish.	1.2239	0.06316	67	55	9	3
3159	I came up here to be alone, pal.	1.2239	0.05131	67	52	15	0
3160	I won.	1.2239	0.06665	67	56	7	4
3161	Seems fishy.	1.2239	0.06665	67	56	7	4
3162	you forgot to take your mask before leaving again	1.2239	0.06316	67	55	9	3
3163	Wow! Person!	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
3164	My curiosity is peaked	1.2239	0.06316	67	55	9	3
3165	Yes I m the wise gold fish you were looking for	1.2239	0.06316	67	55	9	3
3166	I bet you didn't expect that as the secret of life!	1.2237	0.06098	76	63	9	4
3167	Dude, I called four hours age for my dinner. Is this really going to be fresh?	1.2237	0.05803	76	62	11	3
3168	Sorry, Global Warming dried up the fountain	1.2237	0.05164	76	60	15	1
3169	Eating Chiken!	1.2237	0.05803	76	62	11	3
3170	Don't carp at me!	1.2237	0.05493	76	61	13	2
3171	Did you bring the right flakes this time?	1.2237	0.05164	76	60	15	1
3172	I was promised breathtaking views of nature and wildlife at the top	1.2235	0.05391	85	69	13	3
3173	Try to keep up, will ya?	1.2234	0.04820	94	75	17	2
3174	You remembered to bring SALT water this time, right? ... Right? ...	1.2222	0.05672	72	58	12	2
3175	Well well well, if it isn’t my old chum.	1.2222	0.06174	63	51	10	2
3176	I'm up here because of my asthma. How bout you?	1.2222	0.05744	63	50	12	1
3177	Hey big boy, told you I was wet thinking about our first online date.	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
3178	Climbing exposes desperate need for companionship.	1.2222	0.06174	63	51	10	2
3179	Careful, the air is thin up here. Relatively speaking.	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
3180	Funny thing happened while you were away.	1.2222	0.05744	63	50	12	1
3181	WOW you can freeze them, flush them, and they still show up.	1.2222	0.05556	81	66	12	3
3182	What? You were expecting to find one hand clapping?	1.2222	0.06174	63	51	10	2
3183	I thought Fenn’s treasure was gold; not a goldfish…	1.2222	0.05672	72	58	12	2
3184	Big fish, small pond…that’s the secret.	1.2222	0.06324	72	60	8	4
3185	Yes, I am the guru you have sought. For your first task, you must change my water.	1.2222	0.06576	63	52	8	3
3186	I'm guessing you also prefer mountain to ocean views?	1.2222	0.06174	63	51	10	2
3187	A fish 10,000 feet up a mountain? Ever here of the Burgess Shale in Yoho National Park?	1.2222	0.06576	63	52	8	3
3188	So you are THE ONE who is going to tell me the meaning of life?	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
3189	I said a literal grasshopper. You're not even that bald kid.	1.2222	0.06174	63	51	10	2
3190	What the hell took you so long?	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
3191	Just popping outside... I may be some time	1.2222	0.06826	54	44	8	2
3192	Reduced oxygen hasn't really been an issue during my ascent.	1.2222	0.05316	72	57	14	1
3193	Oh, sorry I forget your food.	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
3194	Goldie, I have searched hi and low for you,	1.2222	0.05556	81	66	12	3
3195	What do you mean, something fishy is going on here?	1.2222	0.04934	72	56	16	0
3196	Have you come for the Kama Sushi?	1.2222	0.06174	63	51	10	2
3197	You didn't bring a aerator, did you?	1.2222	0.06576	63	52	8	3
3198	It’s not about the size of the bowl, the water quality, or the amount of sand on the bottom. It’s about incredible rainbow patterns that fill the entire cave for four minutes just after sunrise each morning.	1.2222	0.05270	81	65	14	2
3199	thanks, but the last guy already fed me	1.2222	0.06576	63	52	8	3
3200	Yeah, so it turns out the whole “fisher of men” thing? Major translation error.	1.2222	0.06174	63	51	10	2
3201	Technically I’m not a catfish	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
3202	My how you've grown, Robert. You seem surprised to see me. Or should I say, "flushed."	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
3203	Who were you expecting, Captain Nemo?	1.2222	0.06576	63	52	8	3
3204	Would you happen to have any freeze-dried insects?	1.2222	0.05316	72	57	14	1
3205	This must be a brutal pet sitting job.	1.2222	0.05316	72	57	14	1
3206	Didn't I flush you once? You can find your own way down this time.	1.2222	0.06576	63	52	8	3
3207	Listen…it’s me or the dog	1.2222	0.06174	63	51	10	2
3208	Fishing in the great outdoors in 2100	1.2222	0.06576	63	52	8	3
3209	How I wished you were here until you were	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
3210	I guess Plato has not evolved yet!	1.2222	0.06576	63	52	8	3
3211	And here i thought that I had achieved something	1.2222	0.05744	63	50	12	1
3212	The universe is indeed curved	1.2222	0.05672	72	58	12	2
3213	Daryl, it's clear in the divorce agreement. You get the lake house. I get the mountaintop cave.	1.2222	0.05280	63	49	14	0
3214	At least they didn’t dump it in a lake.	1.2222	0.05744	63	50	12	1
3215	Oh sorry your life will end before its time	1.2222	0.06324	72	60	8	4
3216	I thought I left you in Minnesota	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
3217	-“I still don’t get your tax heaven’s concept human”	1.2222	0.06293	54	43	10	1
3218	Cave-fishes are smooth..	1.2222	0.06174	63	51	10	2
3219	I climb up here every day to feed you and I still haven't been given any wisdom.	1.2211	0.05433	95	79	11	5
3220	Yeah, I swam up, nobody helped me. Found this bowl, this cave, and this view. So, unless your knappy is full of crypto, supermodel goldies or Michelin type fish food -- you probably cannot stay on this floor.	1.2209	0.05072	86	69	15	2
3221	Sorry. I knew it five seconds ago.	1.2208	0.05429	77	62	13	2
3222	Is everything a metaphor to you?	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
3223	Your prophesy is the same as everyone else's: You live, you die, you get flushed down the toilet.	1.2208	0.05104	77	61	15	1
3224	Yeah, I can't think of a good caption either.	1.2208	0.06303	77	65	7	5
3225	You told me if I stayed alive, you'd find me!	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
3226	How did you manage an SOS?	1.2208	0.06026	77	64	9	4
3227	Sorry, no, this cave is not for rent. That frbo ad was a scam.	1.2208	0.05429	77	62	13	2
3228	By his sixth trip up the mountain,Rupert was beginning to question the concept of pet-sitting.	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
3229	My doctor recommended I make the switch to fresh mountain spring water.	1.2208	0.05429	77	62	13	2
3230	My therapist says this will help me embrace my current living situation.	1.2208	0.06026	77	64	9	4
3231	So there is no getting away from humans huh..	1.2208	0.05104	77	61	15	1
3232	Last thing I remember was a ping pong ball falling into my bowl	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
3233	ANOTHER GOLDFISH?!	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
3234	Hey, you took my quarantine hiding spot	1.2208	0.05429	77	62	13	2
3235	Welcome to Mile High Sushi.	1.2206	0.05869	68	55	11	2
3236	The secret to life is—wait, I wrote it down somewhere.	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
3237	I knew it!	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
3238	I dropped out of school.	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
3239	So-o-o, life is just a bowl?	1.2206	0.05869	68	55	11	2
3240	When you get flushed,you have nowhere to go but up.	1.2206	0.05869	68	55	11	2
3241	When you think you're going to strike gold geocaching.	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
3242	You forgot the milk.	1.2206	0.05482	68	54	13	1
3243	You’ve come seeking answers. Please, sit.	1.2206	0.05869	68	55	11	2
3244	The Holy Grail looks a lot different than I imagined.	1.2206	0.05482	68	54	13	1
3245	Ok, Sisyphus, now you have to take me back down.	1.2206	0.05482	68	54	13	1
3246	So that’s why they call this Goldfish Mountain!	1.2206	0.05066	68	53	15	0
3247	Hi. I wasn’t flushed down the toilet!	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
3248	Oh,God.	1.2206	0.05066	68	53	15	0
3249	How many stairs? I forgot.	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
3250	The river water down the hill is cleaner	1.2206	0.05066	68	53	15	0
3251	squints Nemo?	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
3252	they told me there was gold in them there hills…	1.2206	0.05869	68	55	11	2
3253	And finally…Karl found Nemo	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
3254	It was actually “Seven Fishies of Cibola”.	1.2206	0.05482	68	54	13	1
3255	I don’t think this is what they meant when they told me to go fish.	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
3256	Your free trial has expired. You have to buy a subscription if you want me to grant you more wishes.	1.2206	0.05482	68	54	13	1
3257	Okay, don’t go anywhere. I’ll be back in a week with some food.	1.2206	0.05066	68	53	15	0
3258	It took me years to fly up here.	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
3259	So many sherpas ... and I get a prankster.	1.2203	0.05442	59	46	13	0
3260	The meaning of life, my child, is ... wait, what were we talking about?	1.2203	0.06427	59	48	9	2
3261	Solved - the goldfish kidnapping caper.	1.2203	0.06427	59	48	9	2
3262	Imagine my surprise when I reached the top of the mountain looking for the 'meaning of life,' and found Nemo instead.	1.2203	0.06867	59	49	7	3
3263	What did you expect, the Dalai Lama? I think something is a little fishy!	1.2203	0.06427	59	48	9	2
3264	You took your time, where's my pizza?	1.2203	0.06427	59	48	9	2
3265	Damn! You again?	1.2203	0.06867	59	49	7	3
3266	The answers you seek can only be obtained with shrimp flakes, perhaps you will remember in your next life.	1.2203	0.06427	59	48	9	2
3267	I paid the ransom. Let’s go home.”	1.2203	0.06867	59	49	7	3
3268	What were you expecting ? A pot of gold?	1.2203	0.05442	59	46	13	0
3269	It’s a pet friendly climb	1.2203	0.05442	59	46	13	0
3270	Do you have the WiFi password?	1.2203	0.06427	59	48	9	2
3271	Well it still seems to be the Paleozoic Era to me.	1.2200	0.04623	100	80	18	2
3272	I’ve never felt so free	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
3273	I'm up here because I got tired of living in a fish bowl.	1.2198	0.04893	91	73	16	2
3274	This is the treasure at the top of the mountain?!	1.2198	0.05136	91	74	14	3
3275	Don't even think about drinking this.	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
3276	On your next hike up here, would you mind bringing one of those little fish castle things with you?	1.2195	0.04599	82	64	18	0
3277	Nemo, I found you!	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
3278	I understand your confusion. Last time we met I looked a little, "flushed".	1.2195	0.05213	82	66	14	2
3279	you don't look like your picture	1.2195	0.04916	82	65	16	1
3280	Time stood still, as Robert realized his safe place had been compromised.	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
3281	I thought I was supposed to get 3 fishes!	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
3282	The last piece of ocean untouched by man	1.2195	0.05213	82	66	14	2
3283	Listen better next time. Goldfish,a pot of goldfish.	1.2192	0.05602	73	59	12	2
3284	Hi, I'm Swumi. You were expecting a Swami?	1.2192	0.05932	73	60	10	3
3285	What castle ?	1.2192	0.05251	73	58	14	1
3286	Clearly I did not fish my wish.	1.2192	0.05932	73	60	10	3
3287	You were expecting Dr. Fauci?	1.2192	0.05932	73	60	10	3
3288	Said the fish to the man who climbed Mount Everest, "Come on in. The water's warm."	1.2192	0.05602	73	59	12	2
3289	The octopus’s wisdom is overrated.	1.2192	0.05932	73	60	10	3
3290	Is this the only place you can meditate?	1.2192	0.05602	73	59	12	2
3291	I know, not the Sherpa guide you were expecting, but we can DO this!	1.2192	0.05251	73	58	14	1
3292	Hey! It has been such a long time since I had a visitor! Could you PLEASE change the water! Thank YOU!	1.2192	0.04875	73	57	16	0
3293	I’m sorry, I can’t remember the meaning of life	1.2192	0.05932	73	60	10	3
3294	I ate the other fish.	1.2192	0.06244	73	61	8	4
3295	A goldfish can live a half hour in a bag. If I’m ever going to have a friend you have to get up here faster!	1.2192	0.06244	73	61	8	4
3296	Gilmour finally found the fish bowl, and said "Roger that!"	1.2192	0.05932	73	60	10	3
3297	Well, I guess I must remember It's not about the destination, it's about the journey ....	1.2192	0.04875	73	57	16	0
3298	Basically pokemon.	1.2192	0.05602	73	59	12	2
3299	Not without the fish	1.2192	0.05602	73	59	12	2
3300	I hate having a three-second memory span, because I assume there’s a fascinating story of how I got here.	1.2192	0.05251	73	58	14	1
3301	So this must be the great fishing spot that everyone has been talking about...	1.2188	0.06087	64	52	10	2
3302	Living life in a fish bowl, I just have to get away sometimes.	1.2188	0.05665	64	51	12	1
3303	After 30 years of searching, Kentucky Smith finds the legendary golden fish.	1.2188	0.06087	64	52	10	2
3304	I thought I was going to see Phish.	1.2188	0.06481	64	53	8	3
3305	Are you searching for the secret of the cosmic joke ?	1.2188	0.06087	64	52	10	2
3306	That goldfish memory thing is an urban myth... as I think I told you March twenty-fifth 2013.	1.2188	0.06087	64	52	10	2
3307	Very funny, you pull this stunt one more time and you will be dispensing wisdom, attached to a concrete wreck at the bottom of the East River.	1.2188	0.06481	64	53	8	3
3308	Of course I know the answer! What was the question?	1.2188	0.05665	64	51	12	1
3309	Dood, you're blocking my view.	1.2188	0.06481	64	53	8	3
3310	How is the view from up there?	1.2188	0.05665	64	51	12	1
3311	What a relief! You’re still here!	1.2188	0.06087	64	52	10	2
3312	Fell, Falter, your fish has been granted	1.2188	0.06853	64	54	6	4
3313	You know that old song "Life is just a bowl of cherries?" No? Well better listen to it.	1.2188	0.05665	64	51	12	1
3314	Sorry, I don't remember.	1.2188	0.06481	64	53	8	3
3315	Wherever I go, there I am. Wherever I go..."	1.2188	0.06087	64	52	10	2
3316	Hello Gary…did you remember my fish flakes this time?	1.2188	0.05665	64	51	12	1
3317	Go away! I still like social distancing!" - the introverted goldfis	1.2188	0.06087	64	52	10	2
3318	Dang it. I forgot.	1.2188	0.06087	64	52	10	2
3319	That’s an interesting trail marker…	1.2188	0.05665	64	51	12	1
3320	I knew this was a fishing expedition	1.2188	0.05208	64	50	14	0
3321	- They say it's all about the journey, but for me, it's all about the start.	1.2188	0.06481	64	53	8	3
3322	Ok, now for the real challenge…	1.2188	0.05208	64	50	14	0
3323	You always play the 'can't do without water' card when it comes to carrying the backpack	1.2188	0.06087	64	52	10	2
3324	I thought I’d take my weightlessness to a different level to see what all the fuss was about	1.2188	0.05208	64	50	14	0
3325	The low oxygen level is causing you to hallucinate. I am actually a talking turtle	1.2184	0.05019	87	70	15	2
3326	I thought we were Zooming, but since you're here, did you bring the krill?	1.2182	0.06191	55	44	10	1
3327	The answer is a single pinch of dry food on the surface	1.2182	0.06191	55	44	10	1
3328	It's the journey, not the destination. Or clear clean water in your infinity pool and crushed brine shrimp and plankton. The gift shop does not take checks or bitcoin. NEXT!!!	1.2182	0.06712	55	45	8	2
3329	Don’t overeat. That’s really all there is to it.” an	1.2182	0.05620	55	43	12	0
3330	I would've actually preferred a flush, Rick!	1.2182	0.06191	55	44	10	1
3331	Today I am offering enlightenment along with a little algae.	1.2179	0.05366	78	63	13	2
3332	What? You were expecting an octopus?	1.2179	0.05366	78	63	13	2
3333	I am not your guru.	1.2179	0.05366	78	63	13	2
3334	Someone said "swami"? No, it's "swam I"	1.2179	0.05668	78	64	11	3
3335	You finely arrived, I need a change of clean water.	1.2179	0.05046	78	62	15	1
3336	Life, my son, is a fountain.	1.2179	0.05954	78	65	9	4
3337	You better have fish food, air-sucker.	1.2179	0.05366	78	63	13	2
3338	*You said your were searching for a global perspective."	1.2179	0.05046	78	62	15	1
3339	If you hurry, you can still catch our sister exhibit in the Mariana Trench.	1.2179	0.05954	78	65	9	4
3340	Got any leftover bread crumbs?	1.2179	0.05954	78	65	9	4
3341	I got vaccinated...but I still want you to stay away from me.	1.2179	0.06228	78	66	7	5
3342	Who feeds you?	1.2174	0.06149	69	57	9	3
3343	Now you know Life is not a bowl of cherries	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
3344	Hello there, Harold. You look surprised—did you really think I was dead when you had me flushed?	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
3345	I took the train!	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
3346	At last I have reached my goal. I found a friend.	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
3347	I beg you Sir, please don't drink my water.	1.2174	0.05002	69	54	15	0
3348	Yeeeesh! I came all the way to the end of the rainbow for this?	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
3349	Goldfish in a bowl! Well scavenged! Now...where can I find some Robert Goulet on 8-track?	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
3350	Not much room to swim, but at this altitude the view’s incredible!	1.2174	0.05002	69	54	15	0
3351	My name is "Nemo."	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
3352	Please tell me you didn't forget the sunken treasure.	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
3353	Wipe your feet before you enter.	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
3354	No fair, you got a head start!	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
3355	Oh great! Are you my ride to Kathmandu?	1.2174	0.05002	69	54	15	0
3356	Oh, you're looking for a swami. I'm a swimi.	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
3357	I was about to ask you the same - how did you get up here?	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
3358	Hey, find your own new ecosphere. This one’s taken.	1.2174	0.05002	69	54	15	0
3359	Sorry, pal, I can't help you. I don't even remember how I got up here!	1.2174	0.05002	69	54	15	0
3360	Your life will be spent waiting for food.	1.2174	0.06149	69	57	9	3
3361	Water; I need water	1.2174	0.06486	69	58	7	4
3362	Oh Seeker,there is no upstream,no downstream,no pond,no lake,no ocean, only HERE!	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
3363	You think those last steps were tough for YOU...	1.2174	0.06486	69	58	7	4
3364	So all right, it isn't a snow leopard...... but still, there might be a book in this.	1.2174	0.06149	69	57	9	3
3365	Ok, lesson learned. From now on, you're strictly an indoor pet.	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
3366	I read it as pot of gold not goldfish!	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
3367	Glug. Clug. Bubbles. Bubbles.	1.2174	0.05315	92	76	12	4
3368	Dude, you're ruining the view.	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
3369	Actually, the original saying was ‘chop wood carry water back down the mountain once you’ve attained enlightenment,’ but the editors thought it was too wordy.	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
3370	Must be changed your oxygen...	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
3371	You will wander the earth searching for krill and return with it.	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
3372	The meaning of life is what now?	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
3373	We’re just two lost souls, swimming in a fish bowl, year after year	1.2174	0.06149	69	57	9	3
3374	If you're fishing for answers, you've come to the right place. Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's like a bowl of water.	1.2169	0.05950	83	70	8	5
3375	Hi, I'm Nemo! You found me!	1.2169	0.05434	83	68	12	3
3376	Who knew I'd find Nemo here?	1.2169	0.04863	83	66	16	1
3377	Sorry I was looking for a genie in a bottle	1.2169	0.05434	83	68	12	3
3378	You haven't seen a cat around have you?	1.2169	0.05156	83	67	14	2
3379	Sir, you need to keep your toes behind the line and throw the ping pong ball into my bowl to win me, just like everybody else.	1.2169	0.05156	83	67	14	2
3380	Sorry, they only had sparkling water	1.2169	0.04863	83	66	16	1
3381	After overcoming the most difficult obstacles, he finally finds Nemo.	1.2167	0.05867	60	48	11	1
3382	If you didn’t bring food, all you’ll get is fishy story.	1.2167	0.06761	60	50	7	3
3383	Their eyes met and Edmond knew life would never be the same.	1.2167	0.06330	60	49	9	2
3384	The guru wants to know, "Where's your mask?"	1.2167	0.06330	60	49	9	2
3385	This is to remind everyone that this place used to be underwater!	1.2167	0.06761	60	50	7	3
3386	I hear Minnesota lakes are nice this time of year.	1.2167	0.06330	60	49	9	2
3387	Oh dear! When's the last time somebody changed your water?	1.2167	0.06330	60	49	9	2
3388	No, the arrow of time is not an illusion. And neither is the proper aeration of this fish bowl.	1.2167	0.06761	60	50	7	3
3389	I'm sorry, but you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares. Keep climbing.	1.2167	0.06330	60	49	9	2
3390	Learn to embrace the unexpected.	1.2167	0.07167	60	51	5	4
3391	A fish in water out of his element, meets man in his element out of water, a tale as old as time	1.2167	0.05867	60	48	11	1
3392	No that’s the Meaning-of-Life Goldfish- I’m just the Meaning-of-Passive-Aggressive-Emails Goldfish.	1.2167	0.06330	60	49	9	2
3393	Is this all the sherpas left for me?	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
3394	Man and a Fish, nightmare never ends	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
3395	the sky is the limit	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
3396	The secret to life? Just keep swimming.	1.2162	0.06166	74	62	8	4
3397	I hope your imagination stays this active once you're back in the office	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
3398	Your ex-wife passed by here days ago. I may only be a fish, but I have to say, Steven, she is prettier, nicer, and stronger than you. Keep going if you’d like, but by the looks of you, I don’t think you have what it takes.	1.2162	0.06166	74	62	8	4
3399	Hi! The Guru got tired of living in a goldfish bowl	1.2159	0.05225	88	72	13	3
3400	The secret to life is to stay in your bowl.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
3401	Damn, something got here before me	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
3402	Darn. I must have used a Globe Positioning System.	1.2154	0.05139	65	51	14	0
3403	I just found out I am afraid of heights.	1.2154	0.06755	65	55	6	4
3404	This was worth the hiked up fees to catch an online signal.	1.2154	0.05587	65	52	12	1
3405	I hear you're also experiencing altitude sickness.	1.2154	0.05587	65	52	12	1
3406	'Where have you been I've being waiting since this was sea level.'	1.2154	0.05587	65	52	12	1
3407	I don't care what they told you, Mr. Mountain Man. This Airbnb is mine through the end of the week.	1.2154	0.06390	65	54	8	3
3408	I told you that swimming the Appalachian Trail was faster than hiking, Roger, but did you believe me? Nooo....	1.2154	0.05587	65	52	12	1
3409	This is the last time. No more.	1.2154	0.06002	65	53	10	2
3410	We're alphabetical. I'm the guppy; the guru is right around the corner.	1.2154	0.05587	65	52	12	1
3411	It's about time! And you'd better have the Fish Flakes in that back pack!	1.2154	0.05587	65	52	12	1
3412	At last: WATER!	1.2154	0.06002	65	53	10	2
3413	Sorry, I don't have any Gray Poupon.	1.2154	0.06002	65	53	10	2
3414	You wouldn't happen to have a full-size aquarium with you...	1.2154	0.05587	65	52	12	1
3415	I'm putting you down here, Goldie - don't go nowheres.	1.2154	0.06002	65	53	10	2
3416	Ah,there you are. I couldn’t remember where I placed the bowl.	1.2154	0.05587	65	52	12	1
3417	If you don't have fish food, forget about getting any words of wisdom.	1.2154	0.05587	65	52	12	1
3418	Last time I say yes to babysit a pet	1.2154	0.06390	65	54	8	3
3419	Are you ready to come out of timeout, Gil?	1.2154	0.05587	65	52	12	1
3420	I forgot to tell you we need eggs	1.2154	0.05139	65	51	14	0
3421	True happiness may be attained by possession of a clear mind. Oh,and a sandcastle.	1.2154	0.06390	65	54	8	3
3422	Welcome ! But you can't eat fish on Friday	1.2154	0.05587	65	52	12	1
3423	I couldn't believe I'd make it to this height as well!	1.2154	0.06002	65	53	10	2
3424	You say you swam this high on your own?	1.2154	0.05587	65	52	12	1
3425	So, this is how I die.	1.2154	0.06002	65	53	10	2
3426	Some folks will really do whatever it takes for a phish concert …	1.2154	0.05587	65	52	12	1
3427	Great spot for a panoramic picture, isn't it?! I'm glad I have my fisheyes with me.	1.2154	0.06002	65	53	10	2
3428	Just a heads up, they weren’t kidding when they said you’d feel smaller up here.	1.2154	0.05587	65	52	12	1
3429	If this is the pot of gold(fish) I’m sorry because I forgot fish flakes.	1.2154	0.06002	65	53	10	2
3430	Leonard’s late mother-in-law disapprovingly looked down on his hallucination.	1.2154	0.05139	65	51	14	0
3431	I'll bet you were expecting some old guy with a long white beard.	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
3432	Oh! It's you again.	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
3433	Signs that this area was underwater at one point in time	1.2152	0.04990	79	63	15	1
3434	The key to any successful climb is staying hydrated.	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
3435	Mask must be worn to enter cave	1.2152	0.05885	79	66	9	4
3436	It's so great to see you again, just maybe not under these circumstances.	1.2143	0.05375	84	69	12	3
3437	This fishbowl lens really makes the view Instagram-worthy.	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
3438	That's my life. Adopt a goldfish, it runs away from home.	1.2143	0.05342	70	56	13	1
3439	OMG, yet another bait-and-switch!	1.2143	0.05342	70	56	13	1
3440	I’ll be ready in a few minutes”	1.2143	0.06603	56	46	8	2
3441	I should have read the fine print ...a pot of gold...FISH!!	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
3442	Did you notice that it makes lines in the water when I wag my tail?	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
3443	The meaning of life? How should I know? I'm just a guppie in a fishbowl!	1.2143	0.06091	56	45	10	1
3444	I think I'll put you here instead of that lake in Minnesota...	1.2143	0.05342	70	56	13	1
3445	Hello, Sherpa. Wanna go out for some krill?	1.2143	0.06068	70	58	9	3
3446	Speaking of enlightenment, do you remember the time you left for the weekend and didn't sprinkle the little flakes in my bowl?	1.2143	0.05375	84	69	12	3
3447	Om padmi blub.	1.2143	0.06068	70	58	9	3
3448	My wisdom is 'never eat your bowl mate.'	1.2143	0.06068	70	58	9	3
3449	Just don't make a wish for a room with a mountain view!	1.2143	0.06068	70	58	9	3
3450	You're late, Instacart... leave the fish meal and hurry on down, it's getting dark!	1.2143	0.05342	70	56	13	1
3451	Karma, my friend. Who's flushed who now?	1.2143	0.05533	56	44	12	0
3452	Thank God, sir! PC Vey left me here.	1.2143	0.06400	70	59	7	4
3453	mom was right	1.2143	0.07018	70	61	3	6
3454	You won’t remember this…	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
3455	I felt so cooped up. Just had to get out the apartment.	1.2143	0.06068	70	58	9	3
3456	Really? You found my wallet?	1.2143	0.05375	84	69	12	3
3457	It's cool if you wanna crash here, but you're gonna have to sleep in the guest bowl.	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
3458	It’s all about routine maintenance.	1.2143	0.06091	56	45	10	1
3459	Like a fish out of water.	1.2143	0.05342	70	56	13	1
3460	I take it you didn't find 'plenty of other fish in the sea' that are vaccinated.	1.2143	0.07522	56	48	4	4
3461	Great, now that you’ve arrived you can start by cleaning the filthy fishbowl of enlightenment…	1.2143	0.06068	70	58	9	3
3462	Ah!! i see you finally took my advice to step out of your bowl more often	1.2143	0.06068	70	58	9	3
3463	Here you are, this extreme travel has got to stop godly.	1.2143	0.04940	70	55	15	0
3464	I know I haven’t left the cave in months, but they’re making me go back into the office.	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
3465	He’s not around. The social distancing got to be too much.	1.2143	0.05342	70	56	13	1
3466	If I knew you’d be this good at hide & seek I would’ve picked the turtle instead.	1.2143	0.06603	56	46	8	2
3467	I was intentionally trying to avoid a fishing expedition.	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
3468	Oh boy! A hiker! You don't see that too often! Oh, look. A hiker! Hey, what do you know? A hiker!	1.2133	0.06090	75	63	8	4
3469	Back away slowly and no one gets hurt...	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
3470	What took you so long! Another day and I was going to sprout legs out of my fins and crawl out of here. Thank	1.2133	0.06379	75	64	6	5
3471	What.... I am not the Guru you are looking for?	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
3472	You're the last fish on Earth. What kind of bait should I use to catch you?	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
3473	So, what else were you expecting to find on Hartz Mountain?	1.2133	0.04762	75	59	16	0
3474	Before we discuss anything, might I get you to refill my bowl with some of that high-falutin' bottled water? Evaporation around here is through the roof.	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
3475	Free Willy 5: Free Solo	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
3476	finally, the last living bit of ocean	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
3477	Allow me to enlighten you. You’ve been pranked, my friend.Nobody here ordered pizza. No, wait, are there anchovies on it?	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
3478	I had some advice for you, but I can’t remember it	1.2133	0.04762	75	59	16	0
3479	I'll have what she's having	1.2133	0.06379	75	64	6	5
3480	You have a huge plumbing problem...murderer	1.2133	0.05127	75	60	14	1
3481	New York Restaurant of the Summer is Breaking All the Rules	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
3482	Thanks for housesitting.	1.2131	0.06235	61	50	9	2
3483	Having second thoughts about that flush yet?	1.2131	0.05287	61	48	13	0
3484	Your bowl just seems larger.	1.2131	0.05780	61	49	11	1
3485	who were you expecting, Moby Dick	1.2131	0.06235	61	50	9	2
3486	Did you bring the mail?	1.2131	0.06235	61	50	9	2
3487	Life is like a river..this is proof.	1.2131	0.06235	61	50	9	2
3488	Levi felt vindicated. He knew it all along. There were goldfish in them thar hills.	1.2131	0.06235	61	50	9	2
3489	I know she said ‘every day,’ but I won’t tell if you make it every other day and dump in a little extra.	1.2131	0.05780	61	49	11	1
3490	I'm famished. My bear hasn't fed me for five months.	1.2131	0.05287	61	48	13	0
3491	I got rid of all that cheap plastic stuff and wanted to live more simply and authentically in nature.	1.2131	0.07057	61	52	5	4
3492	I will share the cave, but not my bowl.	1.2131	0.05780	61	49	11	1
3493	Are you real or am I just really high?	1.2131	0.06659	61	51	7	3
3494	Let me guess: your itinerary says “At the top find the gold fish in the cave and revel in the view.” Always proofread after autocorrect.	1.2131	0.07057	61	52	5	4
3495	No … I don’t feel like a “fish out of water” , Greg	1.2131	0.05287	61	48	13	0
3496	The Beautiful but ironically Useless things which we invest time and energy to chase and climb after…	1.2131	0.05287	61	48	13	0
3497	Wouldn’t you need to be in an elevator building?	1.2131	0.06659	61	51	7	3
3498	Would you mind helping me down from here?	1.2125	0.05817	80	67	9	4
3499	… ok, so life isn’t like a mountain.	1.2125	0.04602	80	63	17	0
3500	This cave-dwelling,omniscient goldfish remembers all.	1.2125	0.04934	80	64	15	1
3501	The secret is that in your next life you can be the big fish in a small pool or a small fish in a guru’s cave.	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
3502	My parents kept telling me “fish gotta swim” and I kept saying “hooey!”	1.2121	0.05071	66	52	14	0
3503	Again? You forgot my fish food again?	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
3504	Cheeto, honestly you can’t come up here every time you hear the toilet flush	1.2121	0.05511	66	53	12	1
3505	Much to Bob's consternation, after a 1,500-mile journey he discovered there wasn't gold in them thar hills, but goldfish.	1.2121	0.06301	66	55	8	3
3506	It's goldfish in a bowl, not gold in a fishbowl	1.2121	0.05071	66	52	14	0
3507	This water's taken	1.2121	0.05071	66	52	14	0
3508	Metaphor my ass!	1.2121	0.05511	66	53	12	1
3509	What did you expect from the swimming swami?	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
3510	Oh fuck.	1.2121	0.06301	66	55	8	3
3511	You know, if you’d just asked your wife before buying me, I might have been much easier to feed.	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
3512	Are you the cave dash delivery guy?	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
3513	Did you bring the food?	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
3514	Don’t do it pal, you don’t even want to know what’s in the bottom of my bowl.	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
3515	Don't think you can just take over this cave -- I got here first.	1.2121	0.06301	66	55	8	3
3516	The ultimate fishing for gold experience.	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
3517	Yes, I came back. I always come back.	1.2121	0.06660	66	56	6	4
3518	They told me this journey would be rewarding. I should have asked for reward details.	1.2121	0.05511	66	53	12	1
3519	Gary called, we go back to the office on Monday	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
3520	To boldly go where no fish has gone before	1.2121	0.05511	66	53	12	1
3521	Don't tell me you forgot to pack the second sleeping pack David!	1.2121	0.06301	66	55	8	3
3522	Of course, you’ve come to the right place. I am the yogi. I am just in fish pose this week.	1.2118	0.05575	85	71	10	4
3523	An underreported part of the Dead Sea Scrolls, recently found	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
3524	Awaiting return of the yeti.	1.2115	0.05719	52	41	11	0
3525	All that glitters is not gold.	1.2115	0.06344	52	42	9	1
3526	What did you expect as your prize, this is Midway Mountain	1.2113	0.05275	71	57	13	1
3527	I hope you brought some snacks.	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
3528	What's second prize?	1.2113	0.05990	71	59	9	3
3529	obviously water is the answer	1.2113	0.05990	71	59	9	3
3530	Not another story about the fish that got away !	1.2113	0.06317	71	60	7	4
3531	Which route did you take?	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
3532	We all live in a glass bowl, My Child, swimming in circles, awash in dross, seeking sustenance ...	1.2113	0.05275	71	57	13	1
3533	Set yourself free and go live your life in a fishbowl.	1.2113	0.06317	71	60	7	4
3534	And they said there was gold in them der hills.	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
3535	Bob considered the revelation. Plastic bags are no longer being used.	1.2113	0.06317	71	60	7	4
3536	The answer has always been "Go Fish?"	1.2113	0.05275	71	57	13	1
3537	There's gold in these thar gills.	1.2113	0.05275	71	57	13	1
3538	Just a way to levitate!	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
3539	I was hoping that enlightenment would come in a language I could understand. .	1.2113	0.04879	71	56	15	0
3540	You mean Life isn't a river?	1.2113	0.05275	71	57	13	1
3541	Be kind to others, appreciate every sunrise, and add a pinch of food before you head back.	1.2113	0.05275	71	57	13	1
3542	Whew! I tracked the fugitive guppy to it's lair.	1.2113	0.05275	71	57	13	1
3543	Do you happen to have one of those castle thingies in your bag?	1.2113	0.05275	71	57	13	1
3544	Truth found in its original form - What a surprise!	1.2113	0.05990	71	59	9	3
3545	I'm sorry but I don't have the kind of oxygen you need.	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
3546	Wow, when they said “go fish“, you REALLY took that literally!	1.2113	0.05990	71	59	9	3
3547	I was angry when I said there was other fish in the sea, you don’t need to put me HERE, Harold	1.2113	0.05990	71	59	9	3
3548	The meaning of life is a GOLDFISH???	1.2105	0.05995	57	46	10	1
3549	So you're the wise one, Goldifish?	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
3550	I need a plant.	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
3551	So there’s this lake in Minnesota…	1.2105	0.06963	57	48	6	3
3552	If you didn't bring my food, you wasted the climb. Now you have the wisdom for when you come back.	1.2105	0.05067	76	61	14	1
3553	Wisdom? How about never leaving your fishbowl on a mountaintop?	1.2105	0.06497	57	47	8	2
3554	His only issue with the pescatarians’ cross-fit yodeling retreat was the portion sizes.	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
3555	Have you considered an extended warranty for your car?	1.2105	0.06963	57	48	6	3
3556	I'm a leftover.	1.2105	0.05448	57	45	12	0
3557	YOU'RE disappointed!? I was hoping for a bigger bowl!	1.2105	0.04708	76	60	16	0
3558	What's In The Back Pack?	1.2105	0.05995	57	46	10	1
3559	You were expecting maybe a Tibetan monk?	1.2105	0.06497	57	47	8	2
3560	If you want to attain a higher level of spirituality, don't flush us down the toilet.	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
3561	Just don't make waves.	1.2105	0.06497	57	47	8	2
3562	The all-wise, all-knowing ran out for fish treats.	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
3563	I’VE GOT TO FIND MY SON	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
3564	Welcome to Mount Disappointment resting area!	1.2105	0.06963	57	48	6	3
3565	MotherFcker, how the fck did you beat me all the way up here! You’re supposed to be watching the kids.	1.2099	0.05751	81	68	9	4
3566	He who goes around, comes around.	1.2097	0.05697	62	50	11	1
3567	I’d tell you how I got here if I could remember!	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
3568	The genie guy said when you wish for gold next time, be more specific.	1.2097	0.05697	62	50	11	1
3569	I don’t think this is going to work, your profile says you are 6” not 6’ .	1.2097	0.05697	62	50	11	1
3570	Life is short.	1.2097	0.05212	62	49	13	0
3571	...and I forgot the plastic seaweed back at the campsite.	1.2097	0.05697	62	50	11	1
3572	You want the meaning of the next few seconds?	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
3573	You will climb only as high as the mountain allows	1.2097	0.05697	62	50	11	1
3574	Nemo, you went too far this time!	1.2097	0.06560	62	52	7	3
3575	I knew if I worked hard enough, I would achieve the fish of my dreams!	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
3576	How long does it take to get a water change and a pinch of freeze-dried seaweed flakes? You call this express service?	1.2097	0.06560	62	52	7	3
3577	I hope you are Vegan	1.2097	0.05697	62	50	11	1
3578	You poor, dear, goldfish! Who’s been feeding you?	1.2097	0.05212	62	49	13	0
3579	I really hope you remember this.	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
3580	I have looked everywhere for you!	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
3581	Are you a stand in for Vishnu?	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
3582	All this trouble just to apologize?	1.2097	0.05697	62	50	11	1
3583	What took you so long hooman? Will you please love me like i do?	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
3584	This isn’t exactly how I pictured it when I read The Republic	1.2097	0.05212	62	49	13	0
3585	Move your head	1.2097	0.05697	62	50	11	1
3586	there are plenty of fish in the sea	1.2097	0.06951	62	53	5	4
3587	I promise, I will be right back.	1.2097	0.06560	62	52	7	3
3588	You finally did it, Doug. You struck goldfish.	1.2097	0.06560	62	52	7	3
3589	If you had just come home like all the other lost pets on the news...	1.2097	0.05212	62	49	13	0
3590	There’s only one more fish in the sea	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
3591	I’m looking for a tenant that’ll pay $2,000 a month. You in?	1.2097	0.05212	62	49	13	0
3592	Damn. I forgot to bring the water bottles	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
3593	Please. My water needs changing.	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
3594	There are many fish in the sea, but I found the one in the mountains.	1.2093	0.04412	86	68	18	0
3595	I’m sorry, Gurdy, they don’t allow emotional support fish on the trail anymore.	1.2093	0.04712	86	69	16	1
3596	Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a mountain, it will be better than you.	1.2093	0.05758	86	73	8	5
3597	Life is just a bowl of water.	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
3598	He stepped out. He asked me to fill in with various bits of misinformation.	1.2090	0.06214	67	56	8	3
3599	You act like you've never seen a goldfish in a cave before.	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
3600	He had stumbled upon the goldfish version of Mount Rushmore.	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
3601	Drink me!	1.2090	0.06568	67	57	6	4
3602	That better be my pizza on your damn back.	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
3603	The movers said it was me or the cat.	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
3604	Are you delivering my fish food order from Amazon Prime?	1.2090	0.06214	67	56	8	3
3605	Oh, hi Michael, come in.	1.2090	0.06214	67	56	8	3
3606	So, if I don't have a long beard and saffron robes, I can't be a guru? My answers to life's mysteries have no validity?	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
3607	Searching for life in a fishbowl	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
3608	Before you ask your one question, let me just say, no, I don’t have any sevens.	1.2090	0.06904	67	58	4	5
3609	You're not hallucinating! Keep going! Oxygen is a relative term!	1.2090	0.06214	67	56	8	3
3610	The Guppies are in the next cave. About 1,000 feet up."	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
3611	That's it! "Life is like a Goldfish Bowl"	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
3612	No one's scaled higher than me. But go for it, if you feel lucky.	1.2090	0.05004	67	53	14	0
3613	Hi Cliff.	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
3614	When the AirBnB says ocean view.	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
3615	Did you remember the milk?	1.2090	0.06568	67	57	6	4
3616	LifeStraw don’t fail me now.	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
3617	I knew sea levels were rising but this is absurd	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
3618	Oh Hello…	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
3619	Nemo, I finally found you!	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
3620	Don't you ever run away from home again!	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
3621	Food for thoughts?	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
3622	Just don't tell my wife, she can't find out where I've been.	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
3623	42? No... you are in the wrong book.	1.2083	0.05210	72	58	13	1
3624	The going rate for learning the path to perfect contentment is a dozen recently deceased house flys.	1.2083	0.05210	72	58	13	1
3625	I rather expected Poseidon to come by flipper not by foot.	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
3626	Hi, mister. Do you have any fish food?	1.2083	0.05210	72	58	13	1
3627	I have to stop signing up for these races.	1.2083	0.06235	72	61	7	4
3628	I'm supposed to ask him what?	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
3629	I don’t care how long you’ve been climbing, or how thirsty you are, I want you to turn back around and go home!	1.2083	0.04820	72	57	15	0
3630	Mind if I have a sip of water?	1.2083	0.04820	72	57	15	0
3631	Tell me you’ve got some krill in that backpack and you’ll make my day.	1.2083	0.05913	72	60	9	3
3632	I told you I’d be late!	1.2083	0.05210	72	58	13	1
3633	So. California drought. Am I right?	1.2083	0.05210	72	58	13	1
3634	This is not the usual day they change my water.	1.2083	0.04820	72	57	15	0
3635	I can believe that I found you again. Let's go home.	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
3636	I’ve been up here so long I’m beginning to feel like a fish in a bowl.	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
3637	Ha, you think your climb was hard!"	1.2083	0.05210	72	58	13	1
3638	Oh I used the elevator in the back to get here"	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
3639	No, seriously, I don't do wishes.	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
3640	Hey there, I am the SnowMan's pet. You must be his supper.	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
3641	You've struck GOLD!!! Haha, kidding. I'm just a talking fish.	1.2078	0.05338	77	63	12	2
3642	Moments like this are golden, dontcha think?	1.2078	0.04654	77	61	16	0
3643	We’ll, the brochure DID say food and drink would be provided upon reaching the summit!	1.2078	0.05338	77	63	12	2
3644	You'd better get used to it; you are one of us!	1.2078	0.05338	77	63	12	2
3645	Hope you’ve brought plenty of ping-pong balls	1.2078	0.05944	77	65	8	4
3646	I hope you remembered to pick up some crustaceans.	1.2078	0.05649	77	64	10	3
3647	This is the House of Pisces, and you must be the long-awaited soulmate, Taurus.	1.2078	0.04654	77	61	16	0
3648	Geez, Greg. I said flakes, not pellets.	1.2078	0.05338	77	63	12	2
3649	Welcome to your Airbnb with spectacular mountain views. Care for a drink?	1.2078	0.05008	77	62	14	1
3650	This is the trippiest Phish tour I’ve ever followed.	1.2078	0.05649	77	64	10	3
3651	Happiness can be found in a goldfish bowl.	1.2075	0.06236	53	43	9	1
3652	What a disappointment; I thought I was the first one here, ever.	1.2075	0.05624	53	42	11	0
3653	Don't suppose you're wondering how being the last-place consolation prize affects my self-esteem issues."	1.2075	0.06236	53	43	9	1
3654	I hate to burst your bubble, sir, but you're no longer above sea level.	1.2075	0.06236	53	43	9	1
3655	Had to drink Goldie's water? 'Had to?' What exactly are you saying?"	1.2075	0.05624	53	42	11	0
3656	Bob thought climbing this mountain would get him out of the fishbowl.	1.2075	0.05624	53	42	11	0
3657	Not all that glitters is gold. Sometimes, it's just goldfish.	1.2075	0.06793	53	44	7	2
3658	Please feed me to enter.	1.2073	0.04827	82	66	15	1
3659	Stay here, I'll be back	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
3660	'A Swami? I'm more like a swimmer'.	1.2073	0.04504	82	65	17	0
3661	I'd be so grateful if you could drop me off at the Everest Lost and Found.	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
3662	Yeah, I've been feeling a little wanderlust myself.	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
3663	You finally struck ... goldfish.	1.2073	0.04504	82	65	17	0
3664	Yes I’m the all knowing fish and… I mean glob glob	1.2073	0.05686	82	69	9	4
3665	You've found the lost city of gold...fish.	1.2069	0.05902	58	47	10	1
3666	Sadly, a crucial fragment of " The Cave of Goldfish" on Ivan's map was smeared ....	1.2069	0.05902	58	47	10	1
3667	Wisdom? Remember to hydrate!	1.2069	0.05902	58	47	10	1
3668	His holiness ran out of fish food. Take me down the mountain, feed me, and make a mint with a talking fish.	1.2069	0.05902	58	47	10	1
3669	Thank goodness! You don't know how long I've gone without a water change.	1.2069	0.04942	87	71	14	2
3670	Well, I haven't seen you in ten thousand years"	1.2069	0.06394	58	48	8	2
3671	Don't be surprised, even gurus have pets and other interests.	1.2069	0.05365	58	46	12	0
3672	going fishing ?	1.2069	0.06851	58	49	6	3
3673	The last guy reneged on release part. Can’t trust anyone above sea level.	1.2069	0.06394	58	48	8	2
3674	You could have just paid the ransom . . .	1.2069	0.04942	87	71	14	2
3675	Ralph suddenly realized that the universe was fucking with him.	1.2069	0.06851	58	49	6	3
3676	You're right. There's something fishy going on here.	1.2069	0.05365	58	46	12	0
3677	Did you climb all the way up here just to see a goldfish in a bowl?	1.2069	0.06851	58	49	6	3
3678	I know what it’s like to feel a little empty inside.	1.2069	0.05365	58	46	12	0
3679	You probably expect me to say something profound, but I hope you brought fish food.	1.2069	0.05365	58	46	12	0
3680	You look nothing like your profile photo	1.2069	0.05902	58	47	10	1
3681	Don’t ask. I don’t remember a thing.	1.2069	0.07279	58	50	4	4
3682	The problem of people releasing their goldfish into the wild appeared to have reached new heights.	1.2069	0.05902	58	47	10	1
3683	The view never changes	1.2065	0.04516	92	74	17	1
3684	I guess the gold in El Dorado is just a goldfish.	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
3685	How the f** you find me?	1.2065	0.05473	92	78	9	5
3686	You're fishing for an answer to the meaning of life, so what did you expect?	1.2063	0.05139	63	50	13	0
3687	Welcome to the Gulf of Mexico, Mr. Muir. I see you brought the California weather with you.	1.2063	0.06054	63	52	9	2
3688	Looking for gold...	1.2063	0.06054	63	52	9	2
3689	Don't be so surprised. In a fishbowl you have a lot of time to think.	1.2063	0.06463	63	53	7	3
3690	You didn't bring a bowl?	1.2063	0.06054	63	52	9	2
3691	Thou hast journeyed far seeking wisdom from the 'Aaaancient Fish of Galdorf Pass'. Verily I say unto thee, the prophecies warn of a Goggle-Eyed the Stupid Hat who shall waste both his time and mine. Here's a tip: get a haircut. Now fuck off.	1.2063	0.06463	63	53	7	3
3692	Your future will be blessed, if you brought the fish food.	1.2063	0.06054	63	52	9	2
3693	I'm here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty.	1.2063	0.05139	63	50	13	0
3694	Improbable, but not too fishy to drink.	1.2063	0.06463	63	53	7	3
3695	The bowl will set you free.	1.2063	0.06054	63	52	9	2
3696	Get over yourself. For some of us, the meaning of life is permanent lockdown.	1.2063	0.05616	63	51	11	1
3697	I’ve come to change your water.	1.2063	0.05616	63	51	11	1
3698	Sucks to be out of water, doesn’t it?	1.2063	0.06054	63	52	9	2
3699	‘Oops sorry, I thought this was Pikes Peak.’ 🐟🏔	1.2063	0.06848	63	54	5	4
3700	Man finds the proverbial “gold in them there hills”	1.2063	0.05139	63	50	13	0
3701	What? You were expecting the Dalai Lama?	1.2063	0.05139	63	50	13	0
3702	Can’t catch a break, can I?	1.2063	0.05616	63	51	11	1
3703	This is not the golden fish that I expected.	1.2063	0.06054	63	52	9	2
3704	I've been stuck in here since high tide.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
3705	I knew I could find something to eat up here!	1.2059	0.06130	68	57	8	3
3706	If that's all it is my friend, Then let's keep dancing.	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
3707	Raiders of the Last Fish	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
3708	This virtual experience must still be in beta	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
3709	The price of wisdom is your water.	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
3710	Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
3711	Well,SOMEONE has to cover for the mountain goat when he’s on vacation.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
3712	Your water bowl looks Great for being flushed 3 months ago!	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
3713	You thought you could get rid of me that easily?	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
3714	I'd tell you the secret to survival, but then you'd have to kill me.	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
3715	No I’m the one hallucinating you	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
3716	I said he really did lose so they stuck me up here.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
3717	Ah yes. Amazon has been here again.	1.2059	0.04940	68	54	14	0
3718	Thank God, you don't have a toilet either!	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
3719	Okay; you’ve peaked my curiosity.	1.2059	0.06130	68	57	8	3
3720	The mountain to your right has singing bowls.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
3721	Weren’t you here five minutes ago?	1.2059	0.04940	68	54	14	0
3722	Hello darkness my old friend	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
3723	Stuck between a rock and a hard plaice.	1.2059	0.06130	68	57	8	3
3724	Goldie, you are taking this quarantine thing to new levels.	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
3725	I, your flushed past, become your newfound enlightenment.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
3726	The pinnacle of evolution	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
3727	That’s it, we’re getting a fence.	1.2059	0.04940	68	54	14	0
3728	This seemed like such a good idea when I was 9.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
3729	The meaning of life...? Danggit, I knew it three minutes ago.	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
3730	The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake.	1.2055	0.05146	73	59	13	1
3731	Harolds greatest fear is that his wife will learn of his goldfish obsession.	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
3732	I see the light at the end of the tunnel	1.2055	0.05146	73	59	13	1
3733	Sorry about the signage. The path to enlightment was on the ground floor.	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
3734	Read my lips. You thirst for unfiltered truth.	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
3735	Something's fishy about this	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
3736	If he tells me that I can achieve enlightenment by changing his water I am going to throw him off this mountain.	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
3737	Well, George, we found the fishbowl.	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
3738	Our sushi is rated high, but don’t take it from me.	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
3739	Caption for what ?	1.2055	0.06156	73	62	7	4
3740	Whatever you do in life, don’t be coy.	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
3741	Fishyphus	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
3742	If you are thinking of drinking my water, remember, there is no actual bathroom in my bowl.	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
3743	Climate Change has us in a pickle.	1.2051	0.04950	78	63	14	1
3744	Who among us is truly free? Oh, and while you're here, could you sprinkle some bugs into my water?	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
3745	Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and smile, smile, smile.	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
3746	I climbed for this ?	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
3747	In another century I'll devolve to an amoeba.	1.2051	0.05873	78	66	8	4
3748	Probably not the kind of gold you expected.	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
3749	Steve immediately regretted not reading the fine print. Big moment: Fishbowl, not Instagram	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
3750	Heading west for a different kind of gold.	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
3751	Kevin, what are you doing here?	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
3752	You really need to contribute more to this relationship	1.2051	0.05873	78	66	8	4
3753	The meaning of life is to find someone to change the water in the bowl?	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
3754	This is the hidden pot of gold?	1.2048	0.05073	83	68	13	2
3755	I knew I shouldn’t have skimped on my Sherpa.	1.2048	0.05073	83	68	13	2
3756	There’s obviously something fishy about this cave.	1.2045	0.04891	88	72	14	2
3757	Thank God you have arrived. Did you bring the fish food	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
3758	We’re just lost souls swimming in a fish bowl year after year.	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
3759	I come here for fresh air	1.2041	0.07704	49	42	4	3
3760	After searching for what felt like days, Dr. Malmstein had finally found the mountain's clitoris.	1.2037	0.07181	54	46	5	3
3761	I know what I said. But at this point, I’d prefer the cat.	1.2037	0.07181	54	46	5	3
3762	Damnit George, you’re supposed to say “belay off”	1.2037	0.06677	54	45	7	2
3763	Wilson! I’ve finally found you.	1.2037	0.06677	54	45	7	2
3764	Finally! Are you here to fix my WiFi?	1.2037	0.06131	54	44	9	1
3765	People 'round here know me as "Climbing Nemo".	1.2034	0.05285	59	47	12	0
3766	Well, look who finally found time in their 'busy schedule' to change my water.	1.2034	0.05812	59	48	10	1
3767	No sir. My mom is not at home.	1.2034	0.06743	59	50	6	3
3768	What did you think was at the top of Mt Everest?	1.2034	0.05285	59	47	12	0
3769	Having learned all he could about osmoregulation, Roderick went down to live among the people.	1.2034	0.06743	59	50	6	3
3770	Just a few more miles to the drinking water! I repeat, this is NOT the drinking water.	1.2034	0.06295	59	49	8	2
3771	The secret to happiness is to forget anything that happened more than 30 seconds ago.	1.2034	0.06295	59	49	8	2
3772	The oracle said I would find a goldfinch!	1.2034	0.05812	59	48	10	1
3773	The good news is your quarantine is over. The bad news is you’ll need to wear a mask.	1.2034	0.05812	59	48	10	1
3774	Sorry, it's a rat race!	1.2034	0.05812	59	48	10	1
3775	Boop boop dittem dattem wattem chu	1.2034	0.06295	59	49	8	2
3776	What were you expecting? ... a fat guy from Jersey?	1.2034	0.06743	59	50	6	3
3777	Hallucinating Greed !	1.2034	0.05812	59	48	10	1
3778	A fish, a fish, a fishy fish and did follow wherever I did go	1.2034	0.06743	59	50	6	3
3779	Do you know about your car’s extended warranty?	1.2034	0.06295	59	49	8	2
3780	I hope you brought the freeze-dried stuff	1.2034	0.05812	59	48	10	1
3781	One step for man...how many for you, little buddy?	1.2031	0.05537	64	52	11	1
3782	It's not the heat that'll getcha, it's the humidity.	1.2031	0.06370	64	54	7	3
3783	Sorry, bud, it was just a fish tale.	1.2031	0.06370	64	54	7	3
3784	I just can't take any chances with this record breaking heat.	1.2031	0.05537	64	52	11	1
3785	I knew der was gold in dem der hills!	1.2031	0.05968	64	53	9	2
3786	What took you so long? Kidding! I have no idea who you are, I've got the memory of a goldfish.	1.2031	0.05968	64	53	9	2
3787	I hope you are a freshwater fish!	1.2031	0.05537	64	52	11	1
3788	My darling guppy, I told you I’d walk to the ends of the earth for you!	1.2031	0.05537	64	52	11	1
3789	Next time I'm staying home and you can come to me	1.2031	0.05069	64	51	13	0
3790	Pot of gold, my ass.	1.2031	0.05537	64	52	11	1
3791	God, Finally I found you! I couldn't remember where I put you!	1.2031	0.05537	64	52	11	1
3792	Not all that glitters... is a goldfish?	1.2031	0.05069	64	51	13	0
3793	He left in kind of a hurry. You might have heard the scream?	1.2031	0.05537	64	52	11	1
3794	I should have been clearer when I said I need a tank at 23,000 feet.	1.2031	0.06370	64	54	7	3
3795	They said there was fresh sushi at the end of the trail but this?	1.2031	0.05069	64	51	13	0
3796	Did you bring any snacks?	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
3797	I knew the mountaintop goldfish wasn't extinct!	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
3798	Step off dude! Enlightenment-seeking Salmon only.	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
3799	Hmm. There is something fishy about this guru.	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
3800	Zhuangzi? I can’t believe it’s you! Well… are you happy?	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
3801	And as it turned out, there really was goldfish in them thar hills…	1.2029	0.06047	69	58	8	3
3802	This isn't how I imagined fishing.	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
3803	Please be advised that all visitors must be masked and all magazines have been removed from the waiting room.	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
3804	Pro tip: the oxygen levels at this altitude are no problem if you're in water.	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
3805	Is it safe to come out yet?	1.2029	0.06047	69	58	8	3
3806	I don't like it that you feed me only every other day.	1.2029	0.06390	69	59	6	4
3807	Please hurry up, I gotta go bad!	1.2029	0.06390	69	59	6	4
3808	If you're looking for Buddha, he stepped out.	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
3809	Finally, after 6 months of searching, I have found the Golden Fish	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
3810	Forget everything every five secomds.	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
3811	What were you expecting, an electric eel?	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
3812	You can feed the fish but you cannot drink the water!	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
3813	Yes, I said a loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
3814	Have I been here before?	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
3815	Blub, blub blub blub, bluuuuub, blub!	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
3816	Really? All that for a guppy?!	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
3817	I should have asked if they had any fives.	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
3818	So that’s the meaning of life? Ants’ eggs?	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
3819	True wisdom comes from feeding the goldfish.	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
3820	What do you mean "they're out of fish flakes?"	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
3821	Oh hi, Ted!	1.2027	0.04705	74	59	15	0
3822	Have you had enough down time?	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
3823	Life is a beach	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
3824	Life, my son, is not a bowl of cherries.	1.2027	0.06079	74	63	7	4
3825	Haircut and a shave is next cave to your left.	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
3826	Teach a man to hike, and he eats fish for a moment.	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
3827	Do you have any water?	1.2027	0.04705	74	59	15	0
3828	I hope you did bring my magazines this time!	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
3829	Fish you were here	1.2027	0.05766	74	62	9	3
3830	Just keep swimming...	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
3831	Is this what they meant with Allegory of the cave?	1.2027	0.05766	74	62	9	3
3832	You said you’d never forget!	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
3833	Got a smoke?	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
3834	Travelled the world just to look through a glass; just like my phone...	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
3835	I've been here since the last flood.	1.2025	0.05215	79	65	12	2
3836	No, this is not the right location for the Friday Fish Fry.	1.2025	0.04550	79	63	16	0
3837	Oh, thank cod. This water is filthy!	1.2025	0.05215	79	65	12	2
3838	Finally, someone who should know the answer! -- Is it turtles all the way down?	1.2025	0.05215	79	65	12	2
3839	How did a goldfish get up here? Like I'd remember.	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
3840	I'm training at altitude.	1.2025	0.04550	79	63	16	0
3841	Water has climbed to new heights and it’s not a fishy conspiracy theory anymore.	1.2025	0.04894	79	64	14	1
3842	My life in a fish bowl	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
3843	It was at this moment that Ted realized he must be a goldfish.	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
3844	Hey, you really shouldn’t be climbing at these altitudes without your own source of oxygen.	1.2022	0.05343	89	75	10	4
3845	Drat! I forgot the fish food again.	1.2000	0.05000	65	52	13	0
3846	You have come to seek wisdom, my friend. Yeah, well, too bad.	1.2000	0.05208	60	48	12	0
3847	I'm the one you flushed years ago.	1.2000	0.06279	65	55	7	3
3848	‘Water’ you lookin’ at?!	1.2000	0.06638	60	51	6	3
3849	I know you're starved but I'm just a small fry.	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
3850	It beats getting flushed down the toilet.	1.2000	0.05000	65	52	13	0
3851	Does your altimeter read 'sea level' too?	1.2000	0.06565	55	46	7	2
3852	Surprise !	1.2000	0.05967	70	59	8	3
3853	Eureka! I have finally found the goldfish that lives for more than a week!	1.2000	0.06279	65	55	7	3
3854	Please tell me you have fish food in that backpack!	1.2000	0.06198	60	50	8	2
3855	O, Swamy, you're a lot smaller than I anticipated.	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
3856	I hope you remembered organic fish food this time.	1.2000	0.06198	60	50	8	2
3857	Do you have any 8's? Go Fish!	1.2000	0.05967	70	59	8	3
3858	Welcome, traveller. You must be thirsty. Convention holds that I offer you a refreshing beverage...... Fell free to slurp.	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
3859	If you can understand this truth, you will understand the universe.	1.2000	0.05208	60	48	12	0
3860	I hope you aren't thirsty.	1.2000	0.06030	55	45	9	1
3861	You are not pot of Gold I was looking for.	1.2000	0.06198	60	50	8	2
3862	Thank God I became a pescatarian before this hike.	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
3863	Mask up, fool.	1.2000	0.05000	65	52	13	0
3864	No mask?	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
3865	The final scavenger hunt clue promised a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. This is a "pot of gold?"	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
3866	True wisdom: Devolution	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
3867	Swallow me and you'll have just the right protein for the next 10 steps down.	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
3868	In the presence of the Dalai Goldfish.	1.2000	0.06638	60	51	6	3
3869	Don't you dare drink my water!	1.2000	0.05022	75	61	13	1
3870	You've heard of the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow? Well...	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
3871	Yeah, I was trying to get away from it all, too.	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
3872	You're disappointed? Listen, Mac, I put in my Uber Eats order three weeks ago.	1.2000	0.06030	55	45	9	1
3873	WELCOME TO YOUR ROOM WITH A VIEW	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
3874	Not all sea levels rose.	1.2000	0.06030	55	45	9	1
3875	Here to answer all your questions. 'Orca the Oracle'	1.2000	0.04500	80	64	16	0
3876	Learn to swim.	1.2000	0.06198	60	50	8	2
3877	I’m the one that got away.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
3878	Boy, am I glad to see you!	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
3879	Hey! I was "Going for the Gold" ... but this!?	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
3880	I don't mind feeding you while your family is away but I am not going to change the water	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
3881	Hi…don’t panic! It was that chili you had last night!	1.2000	0.05000	65	52	13	0
3882	Are you open to negotiations?	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
3883	Holy Goldie is on a short break. He will be returning shortly.	1.2000	0.05000	65	52	13	0
3884	You're disappointed? So will I be if you didn't bring food.	1.2000	0.04525	90	73	16	1
3885	You were expecting a bat, maybe?	1.2000	0.05000	65	52	13	0
3886	My doctor thought that the mountain would do me good.	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
3887	Its all about a fishbowl.	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
3888	Did you remember to turn your oven off?	1.2000	0.06565	55	46	7	2
3889	So the salesperson said, "Don't worry. This cliff dwelling goldfish is easy to feed."	1.2000	0.06198	60	50	8	2
3890	Don't tell me. You forgot the food again.	1.2000	0.05022	75	61	13	1
3891	No worries. I’m a vegan.	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
3892	I'LL TRADE YOU GOLD FOR BREAD CRUMBS	1.2000	0.06305	70	60	6	4
3893	The wise duck of the mountaintop is on vacation. I'm covering this week.	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
3894	Just don't ask me about reincarnation.	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
3895	You’re right, Larry. Staring at these mountains makes all of my problems seem very trivial.	1.2000	0.06279	65	55	7	3
3896	The secret to a long life is to not overeat	1.2000	0.06279	65	55	7	3
3897	Take a drink if you got a straw or a strainer.	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
3898	Don’t act so surprised. Haven’t you ever heard of climate change?	1.2000	0.06030	55	45	9	1
3899	You are blocking my lake view.	1.2000	0.06030	55	45	9	1
3900	Time's up, Nemo -- the city is reopening.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
3901	I would have the answers you seek if I didn't also have the memory of a goldfish.	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
3902	Dude,1,500 feet isn’t that high.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
3903	Sorry buddy! I forgot I brought you along!	1.2000	0.05967	70	59	8	3
3904	Mom told me not to trust white explorers	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
3905	I m trying to meditate away from humanity	1.2000	0.05967	70	59	8	3
3906	I tried to do some off roading, but somehow my tank ended up here.	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
3907	Looks like Sushi is back on the menu! .	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
3908	Here’s the cave you always wanted.	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
3909	Wow, a goldfish in a bowl at the top of a mountain?	1.2000	0.05000	65	52	13	0
3910	i knew something smelled fishy here	1.2000	0.05967	70	59	8	3
3911	best 2/3	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
3912	So this is what all that fountain-of-youth commotion was about.	1.2000	0.06279	65	55	7	3
3913	You seriously need to leave me alone. Tell her it's not about the money or the storyline - I simply do not want to do a third Wanda film!" #andjustliketha	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
3914	I’m sorry! Will you please come home?	1.2000	0.05022	75	61	13	1
3915	I guess the missing piece of the map said “fish.”	1.2000	0.05000	65	52	13	0
3916	sorry, this is a fish cavern not a wish one.	1.2000	0.07059	55	47	5	3
3917	You take one more step and we'll both be flopping down this mountain! I told you I needed my space. Go home! There is no more 'Carl and Goldie'.	1.2000	0.06565	55	46	7	2
3918	Catfished again!	1.2000	0.06030	55	45	9	1
3919	I’m desperate, sir. There’s plenty of water in your hydration bowl for both of us.	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
3920	Welcome my son. Now go and tell the others. Thou shall not eat thy fishsticks	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
3921	He wasn’t really surprised. Like so many childhood memories, the water source appeared much smaller when seen through his adult eyes.	1.2000	0.07059	55	47	5	3
3922	Well, at least I’ll have company	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
3923	If you came for the meaning of life, I already forgot it	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
3924	‘Oh, so it was just the sound of one fish flapping.’	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
3925	No more distractions, it’s time to be selfish!	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
3926	Damn.. I knew I should have ordered it on Amazon	1.2000	0.06030	55	45	9	1
3927	Why aren’t you in a lake in Minnesota?	1.2000	0.05000	65	52	13	0
3928	Please don’t leave me here	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
3929	Didn't you see the No Trespassing signs?	1.1977	0.04625	86	70	15	1
3930	Did you pack the water filter?	1.1977	0.04625	86	70	15	1
3931	I’m not that kind of a fish.	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
3932	The fountain of youth wasn’t quite what Dave expected	1.1977	0.04625	86	70	15	1
3933	This has a better view than my bookcase."	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
3934	Do you have a question?	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
3935	You ready to talk yet?	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
3936	Spring break….how about you?	1.1974	0.05626	76	64	9	3
3937	Finally, The Dead Sea Bowl!	1.1974	0.05626	76	64	9	3
3938	You didn't bring a filter by any chance, did you?	1.1974	0.04596	76	61	15	0
3939	If you are looking for the Yeti family, they're not home now	1.1974	0.04596	76	61	15	0
3940	Damn. Now I am too exhausted to think of 3 wishes!	1.1974	0.05626	76	64	9	3
3941	I know you’re thirsty but I’ll make you rich.	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
3942	It was then that Dave realized he no longer wanted to play hide and seek with his little friend.	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
3943	I climbed this far with the hopes of fishing for freedom...	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
3944	Finally.	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
3945	I ran out of water miles ago. It’s you or me, little buddy. gulps	1.1974	0.04596	76	61	15	0
3946	Iron and H2O	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
3947	The secret to a good life is to spend a lot of time in the water	1.1972	0.05890	71	60	8	3
3948	The batteries on the waving cat died. I'm outta here a week from Thursday.	1.1972	0.05161	71	58	12	1
3949	Lucy I'm home!	1.1972	0.05890	71	60	8	3
3950	You think a guru can't be a fish?	1.1972	0.05161	71	58	12	1
3951	Lost…….AND FOUND!	1.1972	0.05890	71	60	8	3
3952	Cause you know what a genie in a lamp actually looks like	1.1972	0.05161	71	58	12	1
3953	I hope you brought your own lunch. I'm not open for takeout!	1.1972	0.05537	71	59	10	2
3954	My hike was to get this "gold"?	1.1972	0.05161	71	58	12	1
3955	This was not worth the climb.” 3 respondent	1.1972	0.05161	71	58	12	1
3956	Why do you look so gillty?	1.1972	0.05161	71	58	12	1
3957	Huh, I thought the fountain of youth would be a bit grander.	1.1972	0.05890	71	60	8	3
3958	Did all your plenty fishes of the sea die? Back to me then!"	1.1972	0.05890	71	60	8	3
3959	now you may join me in the bowl of enlightenment	1.1972	0.05537	71	59	10	2
3960	Well, at least we know what vwe’re eating for dinner.	1.1970	0.06190	66	56	7	3
3961	He never did get above sea level	1.1970	0.05802	66	55	9	2
3962	Damn! Sashimi again?	1.1970	0.05802	66	55	9	2
3963	I'm here for the yoga with goldfish class.	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
3964	I found ya, Bubbles. Now it's my turn to hide	1.1970	0.06190	66	56	7	3
3965	If you seek the meaning of life, keep fishing.	1.1970	0.05802	66	55	9	2
3966	When mountain climbing, never forget to pack your ping pong balls.	1.1970	0.05802	66	55	9	2
3967	Oh, You finally came back for me!	1.1970	0.06902	66	58	3	5
3968	I found Nemo.	1.1970	0.05802	66	55	9	2
3969	Sorry, the fish sandwich special was yesterday.	1.1970	0.06190	66	56	7	3
3970	Sorry, but human gurus are hard to find these days!	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
3971	I see you've come to learn the ancient ways of the goldfish	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
3972	Bottoms up!	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
3973	We always tell you not to swim in waters you don’t know.	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
3974	O.K. You beat me again. Now will you tell me how you do it?	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
3975	If you complain one more time about how hard it is to feed me…	1.1970	0.05802	66	55	9	2
3976	Well, it’s about time; now get me out of here!	1.1970	0.05802	66	55	9	2
3977	One fish, two fish ...	1.1970	0.05802	66	55	9	2
3978	What the hell is water?	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
3979	Life is tenuous; you’re always surrounded by rocks.	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
3980	They said there would be a pot of GOLD at the edge of the rainbow!?	1.1970	0.05802	66	55	9	2
3981	I was told there would be a hermit up here…	1.1970	0.05802	66	55	9	2
3982	I said, wanna hike, NOT pike.	1.1967	0.05639	61	50	10	1
3983	Welcome, traveler, to the Cave of Mem--what was I saying?	1.1967	0.05639	61	50	10	1
3984	I just RELISH being part of some tech workers clever scavenger hunt. Have you guys ever considered just taking up bowling?	1.1967	0.05639	61	50	10	1
3985	I'll always be one step ahead of you, brother. Now carry me down the mountain.	1.1967	0.05132	61	49	12	0
3986	The water is clearer up here.	1.1967	0.05639	61	50	10	1
3987	I knew you'd come.	1.1967	0.06105	61	51	8	2
3988	F—- off buddy, this is prime real estate.	1.1967	0.05132	61	49	12	0
3989	You're damn right there's no toilet here. I didn't get this job by being an idiot.	1.1967	0.05639	61	50	10	1
3990	Excellent! Now its your turn to hide and seek enlightenment.	1.1967	0.05639	61	50	10	1
3991	Sorry wrong address, Mr. Limpet lives the next mountain range over.	1.1967	0.06537	61	52	6	3
3992	These video game quest items get more nonsensical every year.	1.1967	0.05132	61	49	12	0
3993	Didn’t those nicely carved steps at the top of this rugged peak make you think that something fishy was going on?	1.1967	0.06105	61	51	8	2
3994	She put me on, glub, the top of the, glub, Empire State, glub, Building, glub, but then thank, glub, goodness, glub, she changed, glub, her mind!	1.1967	0.06105	61	51	8	2
3995	Move, you're blocking the view!	1.1967	0.06537	61	52	6	3
3996	I didn't know this was a fishing expedition.	1.1967	0.05639	61	50	10	1
3997	The key to happiness is lowering your expectations and, above all, having a good sense of humor, Big Eyes.	1.1967	0.05132	61	49	12	0
3998	Let's not mention this little misunderstanding to the rest of the family	1.1967	0.05132	61	49	12	0
3999	Don’t worry, there are no toilets anywhere.	1.1967	0.05639	61	50	10	1
4000	Finally something to drink.	1.1967	0.06105	61	51	8	2
4001	Welcome to High-Altitude Pets! We close in 15 minutes. Half on gerbils. Let me know if I can assist you.	1.1967	0.05639	61	50	10	1
4002	Carry me back.	1.1964	0.05932	56	46	9	1
4003	Did you forget my castle again? I swear you have a 3-second memory!	1.1964	0.06941	56	48	5	3
4004	Life is a circle.	1.1964	0.05932	56	46	9	1
4005	Sage advice? Sure, don't over eat.	1.1964	0.05357	56	45	11	0
4006	Oh, genie in the bottle, I’ve been searching for you everywhere!	1.1964	0.05932	56	46	9	1
4007	Talk about fish out of water!	1.1964	0.06456	56	47	7	2
4008	After the first day back in the office.	1.1964	0.06941	56	48	5	3
4009	You could have had Besos drop you off on his way buy.	1.1964	0.06456	56	47	7	2
4010	Wherever you go, your owner follows you.	1.1964	0.06456	56	47	7	2
4011	My question for you is the same i make about politicians. How do you get up here?	1.1964	0.05932	56	46	9	1
4012	Sorry, I only have Goldfish crackers in my backpack.	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
4013	Yeah, yeah, everybody thinks I have a beard.	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
4014	The guru is one over. This is a pet store.	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
4015	Get the salt?	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
4016	Am I glad to see you !! I thought they would never send out a rescue party !!	1.1948	0.04905	77	63	13	1
4017	…Treasure doesn’t sound like Fish…	1.1948	0.04905	77	63	13	1
4018	Your thirsty? Do you know what fish do in water?	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
4019	I'm sorry I've been so Koi.	1.1948	0.04905	77	63	13	1
4020	Proof that all wisdom from the mountain top is fishy.	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
4021	OH GREAT GURU AT LAST WE MEET	1.1948	0.04905	77	63	13	1
4022	What do you mean all you brought for food is 'Goldfish'?	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
4023	Just keep swimming…just keep swimming…	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
4024	Déjà vu	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
4025	Trust me, I was just as surprised as you when I first got here.	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
4026	Goldfish. I thought she said Gold brick.”	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
4027	In those days, the fish ruled this land.	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
4028	How could you abandon me? How could you forget to cancel the paper?	1.1944	0.04697	72	58	14	0
4029	The Amazon drone delivery service has really upped its game in the last year.	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
4030	Aquaman origin story	1.1944	0.05096	72	59	12	1
4031	Forget it, Jack.	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
4032	``Twice this week you've forgotten the flakes. Turn around, pal.''	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
4033	At last! Join the . . . (Glub Glub Glub) . . .	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
4034	Never judge a fish by its ability to climb a mountain, but don’t underestimate it either.	1.1944	0.05814	72	61	8	3
4035	They said "Go to Tibet, you'll find peace", but there's something fishy going on here	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
4036	You’re welcome to camp here, too.	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
4037	The review said the ocean was only a mile away!	1.1944	0.05096	72	59	12	1
4038	Cant you see this one’s occupied!	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
4039	I knew that’s where I left my goldfish.	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
4040	How am I supposed to remember the way down? I arrived here three seconds ago.	1.1940	0.04868	67	54	13	0
4041	The guru will return after his smoke break.	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
4042	The secret to life is a goddamned goldfish?	1.1940	0.04868	67	54	13	0
4043	He went to get me some food. Should be back in a week or so.	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
4044	Sorry to disappoint you, but I don't know the meaning of life myself.	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
4045	Neither of us seems to be getting anywhere with this.	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
4046	Noah forgot to put me back on the ark.	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
4047	And they say I have a three second memory.	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
4048	Damn! I forgot my flyrod.	1.1940	0.06104	67	57	7	3
4049	Yes, I am THAT goldie, from the county fair. And no, I have nothing more to say.	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
4050	Your bowl is just a bit larger than mine.	1.1940	0.06104	67	57	7	3
4051	Sorry, pal. I'm just up here hiding from the cat.	1.1940	0.04868	67	54	13	0
4052	I paid a decorator for this?	1.1940	0.06104	67	57	7	3
4053	Where can I go to just be alone?	1.1940	0.06464	67	58	5	4
4054	They obviously left in a hurry.	1.1940	0.04868	67	54	13	0
4055	I just needed a change of scenery.	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
4056	What phishing looks like offline and in the natural world…	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
4057	Oh, Bob, finally I've found you...	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
4058	Thanks for meeting me here. I heard that mountain air does wonders on scales.	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
4059	Now dear we can freely live our romance	1.1940	0.04868	67	54	13	0
4060	Right where I left it...	1.1940	0.06104	67	57	7	3
4061	Please do not dispose of this goldfish in a lake!	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
4062	How did I get here? YOU tell me. I am the one with the three-second memory span	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
4063	I told you we’re flush, Tom. Plus, good luck finding a toilet out here”	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
4064	That’s the last time I leave the back door open.	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
4065	Here’s a typical specimen of Wise Fish	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
4066	They told me I shouldn’t throw you in a lake so this is goodbye ol’ friend 😢	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
4067	So there you are.	1.1935	0.05557	62	51	10	1
4068	No, it was not misleading. The sign said ‘Fish Fry 5000 Feet’. We’ll, here I am.	1.1935	0.06438	62	53	6	3
4069	You could've just flushed me down the toilet.	1.1935	0.05557	62	51	10	1
4070	Sorry, what was the question again?	1.1935	0.05058	62	50	12	0
4071	George discovers the myth of going where no one has gone before.	1.1935	0.05557	62	51	10	1
4072	Sad that this is all that's left of the glacier.	1.1935	0.06014	62	52	8	2
4073	I've been reincarnated since you were last here.	1.1935	0.05058	62	50	12	0
4074	As long as you’re here, could you sprinkle some food in my fishbowl?	1.1935	0.05557	62	51	10	1
4075	I cannot remember the last time I saw you!	1.1935	0.05557	62	51	10	1
4076	How could you do this to me?	1.1935	0.05058	62	50	12	0
4077	Fish out of water making it to the top	1.1935	0.05557	62	51	10	1
4078	You got 10 seconds,so make it quick!	1.1935	0.06014	62	52	8	2
4079	Did you bring the ice?	1.1935	0.06014	62	52	8	2
4080	Finally water and food!	1.1935	0.06014	62	52	8	2
4081	I told you the sea levels were rising.	1.1935	0.06014	62	52	8	2
4082	How much for a sip?	1.1935	0.06014	62	52	8	2
4083	Mighty Colorado River!	1.1935	0.06438	62	53	6	3
4084	Get off my lawn!	1.1935	0.06014	62	52	8	2
4085	Yes, I'm a GOLDFISH. Were you expecting to achieve enlightenment from a mackerel?	1.1935	0.06438	62	53	6	3
4086	Forget mountain climbing, I've got better fish to fry, literally	1.1935	0.05557	62	51	10	1
4087	Don’t ask me, I forgot how I ended up here about 3 seconds ago	1.1935	0.05557	62	51	10	1
4088	Thirsty? My toilet water is nice and fresh.	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
4089	I don't care how hard it was to find, no tip.	1.1930	0.05838	57	47	9	1
4090	I'm sure happy that it's Taco Tuesday and not Fish Friday!	1.1930	0.06352	57	48	7	2
4091	They were going to flush me	1.1930	0.05838	57	47	9	1
4092	99.99% of all treasures in America are located in fish tanks."	1.1930	0.06352	57	48	7	2
4093	I tell everybody that I’m a silver fish	1.1930	0.05274	57	46	11	0
4094	Hiding out from climate change?	1.1930	0.06352	57	48	7	2
4095	Didn't you think it was fishy when they said "pot of gold?"	1.1930	0.05838	57	47	9	1
4096	If you rub the bowl, I'll grant you three wishes.	1.1930	0.05274	57	46	11	0
4097	Phew, I wasn’t sure anybody would see the flare I shot out!	1.1930	0.05838	57	47	9	1
4098	And for the last challenge in New Dad Bootcamp…	1.1930	0.05838	57	47	9	1
4099	To swim is what you must learn.	1.1930	0.06352	57	48	7	2
4100	I know how ironic this probably sounds, but the meaning of life is to not live your life in a fishbowl.	1.1930	0.05274	57	46	11	0
4101	Take me to the Moon!	1.1930	0.06827	57	49	5	3
4102	I said I didn’t want to play hide and seek	1.1930	0.05838	57	47	9	1
4103	What? You were expecting Charlie Tuna?	1.1928	0.04681	83	68	14	1
4104	It's a... fish.. bowl... at the end of your desert hike. -Alanis Morrisette	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
4105	Wisdom? Nah. Great sushi? In the back.	1.1923	0.06748	52	44	6	2
4106	This must be purgatory because I flushed him down the toilet.	1.1923	0.04491	78	63	15	0
4107	If you didn't bring fish food you can just move right along big guy.”	1.1923	0.06164	52	43	8	1
4108	Where are the bats?	1.1923	0.04848	78	64	13	1
4109	Just a teaspoon of that red can every other day.	1.1923	0.05787	78	67	7	4
4110	Didn’t I see you already?	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
4111	First timers...ehh? Why don't you join me in the cave and rest for a bit?	1.1923	0.06164	52	43	8	1
4112	wow we really dried up	1.1923	0.06164	52	43	8	1
4113	so you're the fish that has been meditating for 300 years?!	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
4114	Bet you wish you took the fishing trip instead.	1.1923	0.05519	52	42	10	0
4115	the idol of the fish worshipers in the Andes is finally located	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
4116	The swami’s on vacation. I hope you brought some fish food.	1.1918	0.06062	73	63	6	4
4117	Goldfish, you won a ticket to fly into space.	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
4118	Hey, you scale the mountain your way, and I'll scale it my way.	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
4119	Sir, you don’t need to self-isolate anymore	1.1918	0.05740	73	62	8	3
4120	Sorry, but my psychiatrist advised me to lessen interaction with my owner and that I needed a rapid altitude adjustment.	1.1918	0.05740	73	62	8	3
4121	That's the last time I let you off-leash, Fido.	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
4122	It’s a long way to the top if you want a fish bowl	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
4123	You know something? Not my worst match.	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
4124	It's sage advise you want? For starters, don't pity me. We all live in a bowl!	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
4125	Hey guys?! Yeah I think I finally found Nemo!	1.1912	0.06021	68	58	7	3
4126	I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Plastics.	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
4127	They don’t call me swami for nothin’.	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
4128	Thank God I'm not too late!!	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
4129	I bet you’re wondering how I bet you to the top this time.	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
4130	Sorry, what was your question again?	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
4131	I'll tell you the secret to life if you clean my bowl first.	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
4132	Yes, I do remember you!	1.1912	0.06021	68	58	7	3
4133	Yes, living in a glass house sucks!	1.1912	0.06021	68	58	7	3
4134	I am so sorry, but I am out of water.	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
4135	Did you bring a ping-pong ball with you?	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
4136	Castle life was just too fast-paced for me.	1.1912	0.04804	68	55	13	0
4137	What the fuck?	1.1912	0.06021	68	58	7	3
4138	I can't breathe!	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
4139	Ah, Lord Fishnu! There you are.	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
4140	No matter where you go, you can’t escape fish in a bowl.	1.1912	0.06021	68	58	7	3
4141	Gives a whole new meaning to above sea level, am I right?	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
4142	I clearly said no onions on the pizza ! I need a refund.	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
4143	Yes, El Dorado is this way	1.1912	0.04804	68	55	13	0
4144	No. You've watched 'Waterworld' way too many times.	1.1912	0.04804	68	55	13	0
4145	Oh crap, did you ask me to pick up some fish food while I was out?	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
4146	Yes, Pilgrim, the meaning of life is to keep going around in meaningless circles , viewing what you can’t have, until you’re flushed into polluted waterways. What did you’ expect?	1.1905	0.06343	63	54	6	3
4147	It's not to take advice from a goldfish.	1.1905	0.06734	63	55	4	4
4148	Welcome pilgrim! I will now tell you the meaning of life...Welcome pilgrim! I will now tell you .....	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4149	No wonder rockfish is so expensive!	1.1905	0.04987	63	51	12	0
4150	John Piper said to examine you again and I'll finally see TRUTH.	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4151	Can't keep your head above water, eh?	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4152	Careful! The bobcat inside is looking to add more interior ambience.	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4153	Should have known something was fishy when they said “There’s gold in them hills, boy!”	1.1905	0.05925	63	53	8	2
4154	In search of the holy gold fish and the temple of lost hiker	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4155	John my friend, I thought you are still meditating!	1.1905	0.06343	63	54	6	3
4156	The Dalai Lama just stepped out. In the meantime, may I help you find the meaning of life?	1.1905	0.05925	63	53	8	2
4157	"You have reached enlightenment, now feed me please."	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4158	You think it was hard for you to get here, what about legless me? Oh, by the way, you need to shave.	1.1905	0.04987	63	51	12	0
4159	Sorry, I forgot we were playing my favorite game again, right after I asked if you had any eights.	1.1905	0.07016	42	35	6	1
4160	I''m sorry Fred. Is this a surprise to you?	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4161	I HOPE THEY LIKE THE HOUSE WARMING GIFT.	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4162	Hey pal, can you get me down in time for Shark Week?	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4163	Ah, the golden globe - perhaps if I rub it an I-Phone manual in book form will appear! Not!	1.1905	0.04987	63	51	12	0
4164	So I said to them, Goldfish are great hiking snacks, but you've got the wrong guy	1.1905	0.05925	63	53	8	2
4165	got social anxiety, too??	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4166	You've got 3 seconds to ask me before I forget the question	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4167	I guess the real prize is intrinsic?	1.1905	0.04987	63	51	12	0
4168	The housing crisis persists in #jacksonhole.	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4169	You’re free now.	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4170	Ponce, is that you?!	1.1905	0.04987	63	51	12	0
4171	Oh, pal, you’re not the only odd-fish now	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4172	The gold is in the other mountain, I'm just a fish.	1.1905	0.06343	63	54	6	3
4173	Damn fish has beat me to it!	1.1905	0.05925	63	53	8	2
4174	As a reward for your efforts, rub my bowl and I'll grant you three fishes.	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
4175	Whaddya mean, "We can share it"?	1.1897	0.06250	58	49	7	2
4176	So, you're the third person today to take my bait	1.1897	0.05746	58	48	9	1
4177	Remember when you told your son that when you flushed me down the toilet I'd go live in the ocean, with all my fish friends? That I'd be happy? You remember that? Well, you didn't expect to see me here, did you? Who's feeling happy now? Not you.	1.1897	0.05746	58	48	9	1
4178	No, the Bass family lives one mountain over.	1.1897	0.05746	58	48	9	1
4179	So, it's not just fossils?	1.1897	0.05746	58	48	9	1
4180	Here's the sound of one tail wagging.	1.1897	0.05193	58	47	11	0
4181	Oh look! A knowledge seeker! Oh look! A knowledge seeker!	1.1897	0.06250	58	49	7	2
4182	You little bastard! You know you're house arrest.	1.1897	0.06250	58	49	7	2
4183	Welcome, pilgrim! I trust you come bearing fish flakes?	1.1897	0.05746	58	48	9	1
4184	Best view in Cape Cod.	1.1897	0.06250	58	49	7	2
4185	The cavefish”	1.1897	0.05193	58	47	11	0
4186	Darn it; catfished again!	1.1897	0.06250	58	49	7	2
4187	Elliott’s Tinder date didn’t look at all like her profile picture. Quite frankly the whole thing seemed kinda fishy.	1.1897	0.05193	58	47	11	0
4188	Ok. This will definitely get Goldie to 50,000 followers.	1.1897	0.05746	58	48	9	1
4189	I bet you’re so much happier this way	1.1897	0.06716	58	50	5	3
4190	Now this is the only safe place left, Mark. I’ve been warning you since the 90’s.	1.1897	0.05193	58	47	11	0
4191	Yes, it’s lonely at the top, but no one tells you how cuckoo it makes you.	1.1892	0.04584	74	60	14	0
4192	Don't backslide, or this could be your spiritual high-water mark!	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
4193	I've found Goldie!	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
4194	shut the hell up!	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
4195	For each 3-seconds there, I thought you'd forgot.	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
4196	When you said you wanted a change of scenery, you weren't kidding!	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
4197	Seeing you after all these years has me flushed.	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
4198	You don't remember? Glaciers used to feed your alpine-lake home	1.1892	0.05985	74	64	6	4
4199	Nobody will flush you down the toilet from up here	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
4200	Why you should be specific.	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
4201	It’s true! It never gets old!!	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
4202	Time to Feed the Fish	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
4203	Life's true meaning? It's simple, just--oh hello, who are you?	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
4204	Ah,I finally get to leave Amazon HQ to stare into this fishbowl the regular humans live in! - Jeff Bezos	1.1887	0.05426	53	43	10	0
4205	Only your own fear can defeat you. And house cats. Watch out for house cats.	1.1887	0.06058	53	44	8	1
4206	Damn, I forgot the fish food!	1.1887	0.06058	53	44	8	1
4207	For the fifteenth freakin' time, I didn't want anchovies!	1.1887	0.06058	53	44	8	1
4208	Take me home and let’s watch Ponyo?	1.1887	0.06058	53	44	8	1
4209	Nah, this is fishy advice. The meaning of life is the next peak over.	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
4210	Please tell me you’ve already had lunch?	1.1884	0.05172	69	57	11	1
4211	I hope you have more in that backpack than altitude sushi	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
4212	Grasshopper, you must lower your expectations to find true happiness.	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
4213	Sorry buddy, a whole buncha farms down there need irrigation.	1.1884	0.04742	69	56	13	0
4214	It's about time you got here to change the water. And where's my fish food? You know I only like the kind spiced with siracha.	1.1884	0.05172	69	57	11	1
4215	And my friends laughed when I said you were a rare Himalayan wandering fish.	1.1884	0.05939	69	59	7	3
4216	Sorry. I'll try another mountain.	1.1884	0.05939	69	59	7	3
4217	What'd you expect? not a goldfish in a bowl?	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
4218	A definitive indication that you are not the first to climb a summit.	1.1884	0.04742	69	56	13	0
4219	It's much harder to overfeed me up here.	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
4220	No way man, I already got this reserved for privacy	1.1884	0.05172	69	57	11	1
4221	'Guru' in Tibetan is goldfish. Who knew?	1.1884	0.04742	69	56	13	0
4222	The secret to a happy life is a short.... oh, hey! A visitor!	1.1884	0.05172	69	57	11	1
4223	Be patient. NOAA says the flood waters will be here soon.	1.1884	0.05172	69	57	11	1
4224	Fancy meeting you here, Fred!	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
4225	Everyone always says, “there are other fish in the sea”, but they never mention the fish in the mountains.	1.1884	0.05939	69	59	7	3
4226	Don’t worry this won’t happen to you, no one cares about who got here second	1.1884	0.04742	69	56	13	0
4227	Or did they say hen laid golden eggs!	1.1882	0.04582	85	70	14	1
4228	You will soon be a fish out of water. Bwahahahawa	1.1882	0.05157	85	72	10	3
4229	When they promised snacks at the end, I thought they meant goldfish crackers.	1.1882	0.04582	85	70	14	1
4230	the genie was... Forgetful	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
4231	I'm communing with my ancestors. These mountains were once under water.	1.1875	0.05840	64	54	8	2
4232	You thought you could leave me at home and go hiking alone? I told you I have FOMO.	1.1875	0.05840	64	54	8	2
4233	This is not the mountain of enlightenment sir	1.1875	0.04917	64	52	12	0
4234	The fishing expedition was not as advertized	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
4235	Check your water quality.	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
4236	Tell me you remembered the brine shrimp this time.	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
4237	Did you think you could throw me and my dreams down the toilet without consequences?	1.1875	0.06250	64	55	6	3
4238	Oh,it appears that Air Bnb have double booked.	1.1875	0.05840	64	54	8	2
4239	This is why Fodor's said to bring a knapsack filled with Fish Food?	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
4240	I was wondering where I left that.	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
4241	I got you now, you son of a bitch	1.1875	0.05840	64	54	8	2
4242	Last chance for sushi before you reach the peak”	1.1875	0.04917	64	52	12	0
4243	He wasn’t expecting a pot of gold.....fish!	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
4244	I thought you'd never find me.	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
4245	Go away, grasshopper. I eat insects. Work out your own salvation with diligence.	1.1875	0.05840	64	54	8	2
4246	It was a laborious climb only to find a metaphor for his psyche.	1.1875	0.06250	64	55	6	3
4247	The answer is H2O, but you won't believe me either.	1.1875	0.05840	64	54	8	2
4248	Is your answer still no?	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
4249	Be happy were you are, the slagan of the goldfish revealed.	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
4250	Wow, you’re so fast! It took you just 20 seconds to climb up here!… Wow, you’re so fast! It took you just 20 seconds to climb up here!… Wow, you’re so fast! It took you just 20 seconds to climb up here!…………	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
4251	Happiness only real when shared.	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
4252	Seeing GameStop at the peak and realizing it is just a catfish. #tothemoon #notworthit	1.1875	0.04738	80	66	13	1
4253	Really ? They’ve sent this guy to get me out of here ?	1.1875	0.05840	64	54	8	2
4254	You're looking for the other goldfish cave.	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
4255	I found it! I finally found it! Thank God that pots are legal in this state.	1.1867	0.05597	75	64	8	3
4256	Ralph suspects there is something fishy going on.	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
4257	What were you expecting, a genie? ?‍♂️	1.1867	0.05597	75	64	8	3
4258	I've heard of a fish out of water, but this is a new twist.	1.1867	0.04530	75	61	14	0
4259	You took the words right out of my mouth.	1.1867	0.04530	75	61	14	0
4260	This is the only place you’ll be safe from the cat.	1.1867	0.05597	75	64	8	3
4261	So little Tommy, we meet again. Who is looking a little flushed now?	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
4262	Don’t eat the cave fungus”-Fis	1.1867	0.05597	75	64	8	3
4263	Wheel of karma, my ass!!	1.1864	0.06151	59	50	7	2
4264	This must be the Feng Shui master's hideout.	1.1864	0.05114	59	48	11	0
4265	You'll forget about me soon	1.1864	0.05657	59	49	9	1
4266	This motherfucker…	1.1864	0.06151	59	50	7	2
4267	It's about damn time! I've been yelling for help for three days!!	1.1864	0.05657	59	49	9	1
4268	What’d you expect… a monkfish?!	1.1864	0.06151	59	50	7	2
4269	It took ya long enough.	1.1864	0.06151	59	50	7	2
4270	The secret is never to flush without checking under the lid.	1.1864	0.06151	59	50	7	2
4271	Shucks, all this way up here for another floater	1.1864	0.05114	59	48	11	0
4272	You finally showed up.	1.1864	0.05114	59	48	11	0
4273	They said it was 4,000 feet above sea level.	1.1864	0.06151	59	50	7	2
4274	All I heard was “gold” and I took off.	1.1864	0.05657	59	49	9	1
4275	Am I really high, or are you a talking fish?	1.1864	0.06151	59	50	7	2
4276	this is not what I pictured when my parents said you moved on to a better place	1.1864	0.05657	59	49	9	1
4277	I enjoy both montains and sea vacation	1.1864	0.05657	59	49	9	1
4278	First it’s goldfish dumped in lakes in Minnesota. What’s next?Football-sized goldfish invading the mountains?	1.1864	0.06151	59	50	7	2
4279	It's getting harder and harder to support brick-and-mortar retailers.	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
4280	Before you say anything, I'm recording The Crown.	1.1857	0.05860	70	60	7	3
4281	What a relief! I've been gone so long I was afraid I'd return and find you floating on top.	1.1857	0.05860	70	60	7	3
4282	The last guy really flaked out on me.	1.1857	0.05105	70	58	11	1
4283	You have scaled this mountain to discover the key to happiness? I just have one word for you: hydrate.	1.1857	0.05105	70	58	11	1
4284	He was told to scale the mountain.	1.1857	0.05860	70	60	7	3
4285	The secret is patience, while I evolve, get a robe, grow a beard..	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
4286	Sorry, but we’re still doing mask here.	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
4287	Did you bring the worms I ordered?	1.1857	0.05860	70	60	7	3
4288	Did you also forget why you're here?	1.1857	0.05105	70	58	11	1
4289	You picked a might fine day to go hiking.	1.1857	0.04682	70	57	13	0
4290	Wait ‘til you see the rest of bowls inside.	1.1857	0.05860	70	60	7	3
4291	Has your life dried up and caved in? Then come and join me.	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
4292	Egads! I do hope you’re here with the galleys of my tell all best selling memoir about the intrusive British press violating my privacy.	1.1857	0.05105	70	58	11	1
4293	Fish Cave was not in the brochure	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
4294	You will be safer here than being in the fiery oceans	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
4295	Is the pandemic finally over?	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
4296	Nah sorry, I’m Hermit the fish - for the frog just go all the way back down and hang a left at the pond.	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
4297	well, your wife got the ocean in the divorce, but I’d say you still came out on top	1.1857	0.05860	70	60	7	3
4298	A few flakes of fish food for the meaning of life... bread crumbs and I'll read your stars.	1.1852	0.05336	54	44	10	0
4299	OK, what is the meaning of life?	1.1852	0.05955	54	45	8	1
4300	My wife doesn’t like it when I keep pets in the house.	1.1852	0.05336	54	44	10	0
4301	No, it's 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.	1.1852	0.07031	54	47	4	3
4302	This is nothing, my dad could fly.	1.1852	0.05336	54	44	10	0
4303	I’m no one’s pet.	1.1852	0.05336	54	44	10	0
4304	Finally some food...or a friend	1.1852	0.04343	81	66	15	0
4305	You may be meditating, but I need a fish fry now!	1.1846	0.06160	65	56	6	3
4306	What is first egg, then larva, then in your way?	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
4307	I'm on a tour to see my ancestors. You?	1.1846	0.06160	65	56	6	3
4308	I forgot to put fish flakes on the list, but hopefully you picked some up?	1.1846	0.06160	65	56	6	3
4309	What is the sound of one hand clapping?	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
4310	I specifically wanted a place without toilets.	1.1846	0.04850	65	53	12	0
4311	So long friend. I hope you'll remember the good times we shared for many seconds to come.	1.1846	0.04850	65	53	12	0
4312	Yes, and super great things are done when men and mountains and goldfish meet.	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
4313	What? You were expecting a stuffed Panda?	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
4314	I'm guessing you read the latest from the IPCC too.	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
4315	The obvious question is, 'How did you get water up here'?	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
4316	What do you mean, above sea level?	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
4317	Finally! The Lost City of Gold...fish?	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
4318	Oh me? I’m a real estate investor.	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
4319	The carp-at-the-crest met her unfortunate but inevitable nemesis: Eddie, the parched day hiker.	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
4320	It’s about time, I’m starved, did you bring my flakes.?	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
4321	Climb as you may, you are still in the bowl.	1.1842	0.05528	76	65	8	3
4322	So, carrying you down without spilling, or drinking a drop of your water is the price for acquiring wisdom? See ya.	1.1842	0.05528	76	65	8	3
4323	They used to just throw ping pong balls in my bowl at a county fair to win me.	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
4324	we are still in your room	1.1842	0.05528	76	65	8	3
4325	You've really never heard of a hermit-fish before?	1.1842	0.04852	76	63	12	1
4326	Stewie! I thought I flushed you down the toilet!	1.1842	0.04852	76	63	12	1
4327	social media summit	1.1842	0.05528	76	65	8	3
4328	sorry i was in a zoom call buddy	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
4329	Please don’t put a leash on me.	1.1842	0.04476	76	62	14	0
4330	This man cave is taken!	1.1837	0.06304	49	41	7	1
4331	there's something fishy about this hike...	1.1837	0.06946	49	42	5	2
4332	Wilson??	1.1833	0.05570	60	50	9	1
4333	What did you expect? A wise ass?	1.1833	0.06056	60	51	7	2
4334	There better be a genie in there.	1.1833	0.06056	60	51	7	2
4335	The meaning of life? I knew that 3 seconds ago.	1.1833	0.05038	60	49	11	0
4336	There’s more water in them thar hills.	1.1833	0.06506	60	52	5	3
4337	If you are bringing another from Plenty of Fish, you can go back down and get me one from Tinder	1.1833	0.06056	60	51	7	2
4338	Yikes. I though I was out of place up here…	1.1833	0.05038	60	49	11	0
4339	White male privilege has hobbled your imagination, my friend.	1.1833	0.06056	60	51	7	2
4340	Thank God you're here. Did you remember the fish food?	1.1833	0.06056	60	51	7	2
4341	You made it! What is your next wish?	1.1833	0.06056	60	51	7	2
4342	I've waited a lifetime and then some	1.1833	0.05570	60	50	9	1
4343	Harry, I’m so relieved you’re ok! After that horrible incident with Kristin Scott Thomas…	1.1833	0.06056	60	51	7	2
4344	I am not fulfilling any wishes. We are not in Russia. Live me alone!	1.1833	0.05570	60	50	9	1
4345	Jesus! You came!	1.1831	0.05783	71	61	7	3
4346	Did you bring the ant eggs?	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
4347	Welcome, welcome! Got any fish flakes?	1.1831	0.04623	71	58	13	0
4348	Wow,all this time in a fishbowl and he can still sing I Still Haven't Found What I’m Looking For.	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
4349	He left me for a parrot.	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
4350	The secret is: be careful what you flush.	1.1831	0.05783	71	61	7	3
4351	The meaning of life? Fresh water and a sprinkle of food, por favor.	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
4352	You Were Faster Than Me!	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
4353	Oh, sorry, I must have climbed the wrong peak. I was searching for the gold, not the goldfish.	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
4354	To err is human, to forget is divine	1.1831	0.05783	71	61	7	3
4355	Maybe I should have gone for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow instead...	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
4356	Finally, someone can save me when I do the suicide jump-out-of-water trick.	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
4357	The first man to discover a goldfish that lasted more than one week	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
4358	You gotta be fishing me.	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
4359	‘And when he tests me, I will come out as pure as a goldfish’	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
4360	I followed you on Instagram since the begining	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
4361	can't believe this was the only aquarium open today	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
4362	Catch flying fish	1.1831	0.04623	71	58	13	0
4363	Your father will be so glad we found you. He and Dory are in the rucksack.	1.1831	0.05783	71	61	7	3
4364	And they called me an idiot for going canyon fishing.	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
4365	Did you happen to bring any fish food?	1.1831	0.04623	71	58	13	0
4366	YES I was won at a fair and NO I don't know how I got here.	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
4367	The world is a shark tank you must rise above.	1.1829	0.04633	82	68	13	1
4368	Fata morgana	1.1829	0.04947	82	69	11	2
4369	Oh, the sea level elevation.	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
4370	So soon?	1.1818	0.06072	66	57	6	3
4371	This is the Pets dept. You want the Sports dept.	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
4372	The wise man is on vacation, but that's ok since I'm his go-to for the advice he gives.	1.1818	0.05855	55	46	8	1
4373	If you see the goldfish in the road, kill it.	1.1818	0.05675	66	56	8	2
4374	Margaret, at last, I've finally found you.	1.1818	0.06404	55	47	6	2
4375	Aren't you glad you brought your pet on vacation with you?	1.1818	0.05855	55	46	8	1
4376	I hope YOU remembered to bring the clear plastic bag to take me home in!	1.1818	0.05855	55	46	8	1
4377	So it was always the “Goldfish of Delphi”?	1.1818	0.04795	77	64	12	1
4378	Look man, you can rub this bowl but ain't nothing goin' happen	1.1818	0.04784	66	54	12	0
4379	Big advantage of a penthouse is that it's not like living in a fishbowl!	1.1818	0.05675	66	56	8	2
4380	Nirvana? I thought it would be, I dunno, larger.	1.1818	0.05675	66	56	8	2
4381	You forgot to feed me before you left home!	1.1818	0.05855	55	46	8	1
4382	Forget the view, the water here is stunning!	1.1818	0.05249	55	45	10	0
4383	Be cool, Man.	1.1818	0.05249	88	76	8	4
4384	I'm sorry but my restroom is for gullible-I mean enlightened- paying customers only.	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
4385	They said there is something fishy about Sensei...	1.1818	0.05249	55	45	10	0
4386	Oh, there you are Cleo. Geppetto has been looking all over for you.	1.1818	0.06072	66	57	6	3
4387	Out in the World Takes on a New Meaning	1.1818	0.04784	66	54	12	0
4388	If this pic doesn't get me verified, nothing will	1.1818	0.04784	66	54	12	0
4389	Forget the lakes of Burnsville, Minnesota. This is a better view.	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
4390	After being a prop in your Zoom background for the past sixteen months, did you really think you were the only one in need of a change of scenery?	1.1818	0.04784	66	54	12	0
4391	I should’ve realised something was up when all the clues on the trail said ‘Just keep swimming’…	1.1818	0.06404	55	47	6	2
4392	This takes extreme fishing to new heights	1.1818	0.05675	66	56	8	2
4393	It was at this moment Tom remembered the one chore he had forgotten before he left for his hiking trip that week.	1.1818	0.04795	77	64	12	1
4394	If you were climbing up Mount Sinai in the hopes of receiving some sort of fabled reward from the Big Guy, that’s me. I’m the reward.	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
4395	I’m a fish	1.1818	0.05855	55	46	8	1
4396	Okay you have to be cheating! There is NO WAY you're that fast!	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
4397	Search and rescue for Bubbles, the runaway fish, comes to an end as Bubbles is found several hundred miles from home.	1.1818	0.04784	66	54	12	0
4398	Wait…YOU’RE the Oracle?	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
4399	I must be high to see my desk aquarium here ⛰	1.1818	0.06072	66	57	6	3
4400	Feed me and I'll tell you the meaning of life.	1.1807	0.04582	83	69	13	1
4401	My name is Finn. I'm standing in for The Guru today.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
4402	I'm pretty sure this hiking trip didn't include fishing	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
4403	Yo, step aside, you’re blocking my airbnb mountain view.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
4404	Are you delivering my goldfish flakes or do you want the answer to life?	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
4405	Not the snack that smiles back I was expecting	1.1806	0.04975	72	60	11	1
4406	Seeking wisdom he learned, in life , like in the bowl, in order to stay afloat you need to really swim.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
4407	I need some advice on how to build a self sustaining bubble.	1.1806	0.04565	72	59	13	0
4408	Yep. All this way & only a goldfish.	1.1806	0.04565	72	59	13	0
4409	Right mountain, wrong guru. Sorry.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
4410	Golda! Is that you?	1.1806	0.06041	72	63	5	4
4411	I found myself on the mountain!	1.1806	0.04565	72	59	13	0
4412	It's the water.	1.1806	0.04565	72	59	13	0
4413	Allegory of the aquarium"	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
4414	This isn’t what I expected for this gold rush.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
4415	We need to talk…	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
4416	And you thought I forgot you...	1.1806	0.04975	72	60	11	1
4417	Realizing how resourceful you are	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
4418	Can I have some of that water?	1.1806	0.05708	72	62	7	3
4419	Sure, if you’re that thirsty you can have a sip. But full disclosure: I pee in this water.	1.1806	0.05708	72	62	7	3
4420	There, i got you here... you happy? Now, you either grant my wishes, or I'm leaving you here!	1.1806	0.04975	72	60	11	1
4421	Sorry — I seem to be having a hard time keeping up	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
4422	He went to the pet store to get the secret to my happiness.	1.1803	0.05486	61	51	9	1
4423	You're the guardian of the mountain? Really?	1.1803	0.05964	61	52	7	2
4424	Noooooo!!!! I heard the capture the flag prize is a gold dish!?	1.1803	0.05486	61	51	9	1
4425	Seriously? I don't know what it's like to tire of living in a fishbowl ?	1.1803	0.05486	61	51	9	1
4426	Nirvana is a clean fish bowl	1.1803	0.05964	61	52	7	2
4427	But I ordered the chicken	1.1803	0.05486	61	51	9	1
4428	There you are you little stinker.	1.1803	0.04963	61	50	11	0
4429	Looks like I've struck gold.	1.1803	0.04963	61	50	11	0
4430	They say the air up here is much better.	1.1803	0.04963	61	50	11	0
4431	I am subbing for the guru who is on vacation in Vegas	1.1803	0.05486	61	51	9	1
4432	Could I trouble you for an air pump?	1.1803	0.06405	61	53	5	3
4433	This is the final and last straw..... I know I wrote 'looking for a partner with a high APTITUDE!!!	1.1803	0.05486	61	51	9	1
4434	Robert thought there was something fishy about the local wildlife	1.1803	0.05964	61	52	7	2
4435	Not what I was expecting when he said, “Be prepared, the Oracle is a little fishy”	1.1803	0.05964	61	52	7	2
4436	Stand out of my light...	1.1803	0.05486	61	51	9	1
4437	I went out for a beer last night and woke up here	1.1803	0.05964	61	52	7	2
4438	I told you I’d be right back	1.1803	0.04963	61	50	11	0
4439	No protein bar?	1.1803	0.05486	61	51	9	1
4440	My mom can never know about this.	1.1803	0.05964	61	52	7	2
4441	Uphill both ways to feed - that’s what your father used to say	1.1800	0.05488	50	41	9	0
4442	If you teach a man to fish, he’ll eat for a lifetime, but if you give a man a fish at the right time, he’ll climb to new heights.	1.1800	0.06188	50	42	7	1
4443	Blame it on global warming...	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
4444	Ahh, just where he left	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
4445	Hurry up, Bob, this cave is not going to explore itself.	1.1795	0.05078	78	66	10	2
4446	Welcome to Purgatory, John. You’re dead.	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
4447	Hang on there, Edmond --- was the river bank able to cash my check?	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
4448	Hermit crabs I've heard of. But hermit goldfish?	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
4449	Enjoy the view you said. I'll be back in a week you said. Still think we can't tell time....WRONG!	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
4450	Mom said she flushed you!	1.1791	0.05597	67	57	8	2
4451	I have no idea. Haven't you got a Fitbit?	1.1791	0.05987	67	58	6	3
4452	Dogs and cats are on the next floor up.	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
4453	Thirsty you, or me? There's your answer.	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
4454	Come on! What's a guy got to do to get some alone time?	1.1791	0.05597	67	57	8	2
4455	Don't tell me you forgot my curly fries.	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
4456	For the record, you never said the cave had to fit into your bowl	1.1791	0.05597	67	57	8	2
4457	Jaysus Hank, I’ve been looking everywhere for you!	1.1791	0.05987	67	58	6	3
4458	Uh, I’m here for the open house?” The Real Estate Market, 203	1.1791	0.05987	67	58	6	3
4459	Bro. You got data? I gotta check my crypto wallets.	1.1791	0.04720	67	55	12	0
4460	The delivery app said you'd be here with my fish flakes an hour ago, buddy. What took you so long?	1.1791	0.05987	67	58	6	3
4461	'What is my purpose in life?' 'Bloop'	1.1791	0.04720	67	55	12	0
4462	And here I was thinking I was the fish out of water	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
4463	In case you were wondering, this is salt water.	1.1791	0.05597	67	57	8	2
4464	I was serching for GOLD not a Gold-Fish!	1.1786	0.06297	56	48	6	2
4465	You'd be surprised what climbers deem essential	1.1786	0.07256	56	50	2	4
4466	What's the password?	1.1786	0.06297	56	48	6	2
4467	Mark was speechless when told the key to life is fresh water in the bowl.	1.1786	0.05164	56	46	10	0
4468	And the answer is three seconds	1.1786	0.05164	56	46	10	0
4469	Dropping out of school was the best thing I could have done for my mental health	1.1786	0.06793	56	49	4	3
4470	Have they put the ocean fire out yet?	1.1786	0.06297	56	48	6	2
4471	No more shrimp flakes, I'm vegan now.	1.1786	0.06297	56	48	6	2
4472	Do I want to get sushi??	1.1786	0.05759	56	47	8	1
4473	Your princess is in another castle	1.1786	0.06297	56	48	6	2
4474	I mean, at some point, I just had to get out of the city, ya know?	1.1786	0.05164	56	46	10	0
4475	It’s all a matter of perspective.	1.1786	0.05759	56	47	8	1
4476	I knew I should’ve done the update for Google Maps on my Phone..	1.1786	0.06297	56	48	6	2
4477	How did I beat you up here?	1.1786	0.06297	56	48	6	2
4478	Baby steps up the mountain…	1.1786	0.06297	56	48	6	2
4479	They placed the fish in the right place and right jar – not just the jar this time. Wait, ‘no vaccination required to drink me’ ?	1.1786	0.06297	56	48	6	2
4480	First I wanna see the 1 quart plastic baggie.	1.1786	0.06297	56	48	6	2
4481	You found gold! Just put me in a lake in Minnesota and I’ll quadruple in value.	1.1786	0.05164	56	46	10	0
4482	The secret to happiness is a clean tank.	1.1781	0.05634	73	63	7	3
4483	I'm the first to discover this species!	1.1781	0.04913	73	61	11	1
4484	I know, I know -- I look fishy. But hear me out.	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
4485	Keep moving. There's nothing but saltwater here.	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
4486	Listen to me! The MacGuffin is, I'm a talking fish.	1.1781	0.04509	73	60	13	0
4487	Now, how much of an environmentalist are you really?	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
4488	Don’t come any closer. Social distancing.	1.1781	0.04913	73	61	11	1
4489	You are ten minutes late bro.	1.1781	0.04509	73	60	13	0
4490	What, you’ve never seen a cavefish before???	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
4491	Tell me about this so-called “sea level”.	1.1774	0.05874	62	53	7	2
4492	The hermit crab’s on sabbatical.	1.1774	0.04891	62	51	11	0
4493	You finally made it, and you thought your journey was hard?!	1.1774	0.05405	62	52	9	1
4494	If you wanted to be alone, you could have just let me know.	1.1774	0.05874	62	53	7	2
4495	Hmmmm Must have been someone here before me	1.1774	0.05405	62	52	9	1
4496	'I hope you brought my food and water?'	1.1774	0.05405	62	52	9	1
4497	You should have made an appointment. She's taking a few days off.	1.1774	0.05405	62	52	9	1
4498	I thought I was alone here.	1.1774	0.05874	62	53	7	2
4499	And they thought I was dumb to pack some fish food.	1.1774	0.05874	62	53	7	2
4500	I just wanted to get away from the gold fish bowl cliché fir a few days.	1.1774	0.06308	62	54	5	3
4501	Hey, little fella'. You're hardly worth building a fire over. Too small to roast and not even sushi-grade.	1.1774	0.05405	62	52	9	1
4502	The last castle you delivered was the wrong color.	1.1774	0.05405	62	52	9	1
4503	Hope he knows I’m gluten intolerant!	1.1774	0.05405	62	52	9	1
4504	You’d think someone would have thought about the difficulty of changing the water.	1.1774	0.05405	62	52	9	1
4505	Wow, that was fast! I swear we were only hiking for three seconds.	1.1774	0.04891	62	51	11	0
4506	And the man’s search for meaning came to an end: We’re all just a lost soul swimming in a fishbowl after all	1.1774	0.05874	62	53	7	2
4507	Darn it I knew I should’ve brought my pole.	1.1774	0.05874	62	53	7	2
4508	When they need you for the main quest but you're off doing side missions.	1.1774	0.05405	62	52	9	1
4509	There are plenty of fish in the sea they said…	1.1774	0.05405	62	52	9	1
4510	At least you had good boots.	1.1774	0.05874	62	53	7	2
4511	They did say I would find something Golden at the top…	1.1772	0.05332	79	68	8	3
4512	Relax, I’m just a failed premise of yet another Twilight Zone reboot.	1.1765	0.06075	51	43	7	1
4513	The air is so thin up here, you would prefer to breath water too.	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
4514	Where the hell you been? I'm starving up here!!	1.1765	0.05904	68	59	6	3
4515	Answer the following three questions for entry.	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
4516	Meaning of life? How should I know. I’m a goldfish.	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
4517	Guru, Schmuru; I'm here because there's no toilet they can flush me down!	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
4518	Yes Sir, your question?	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
4519	Oh wise one, what is the secret of happiness?" "BE A GOLDFISH!	1.1765	0.04657	68	56	12	0
4520	Not the wise man you were expecting? Yeah, I get that a lot, but you know, we are brain food.	1.1765	0.06075	51	43	7	1
4521	I never thought I'd live to see the day above sea level.	1.1765	0.04657	68	56	12	0
4522	Yes, this is the bathroom line.	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
4523	I forget the meaning of life every time I swim round this bowl.	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
4524	Would you heed my advice if I didn't talk in circles?	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
4525	Sorry, but I changed my mind about getting the car warranty.	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
4526	You did it! You found the Gold... fish.	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
4527	Got to love food delivery	1.1765	0.06075	51	43	7	1
4528	Are you also escaping climate change?	1.1765	0.04657	68	56	12	0
4529	Yeah, I guess a more accurate translation is actually 'The Snorkel of Delphi'.	1.1765	0.06075	51	43	7	1
4530	Keep up, Tom — scaling isn’t THAT hard!	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
4531	Just two lost souls, one living in a fish bowl.	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
4532	The moment when Eddie finally understood what Julie Andrews was singing about. .	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
4533	Yeah, I remember	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
4534	Living fossil	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
4535	Am I supposed to tip it now?	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
4536	There you are little buddy, what did I say about running off on your own?	1.1765	0.05904	68	59	6	3
4537	Did you REALLY get here late? I told you I’m a competitive swimmer.	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
4538	You were expecting more razzle-dazzle?	1.1765	0.05391	51	42	9	0
4539	I always thought the meaning of life was a little fishy!	1.1757	0.05563	74	64	7	3
4540	Rub me and I'll grant 3 wishes.	1.1757	0.04454	74	61	13	0
4541	Your love will always be unwelcome until you grow past seeing yourself as morally good for offering it.	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
4542	There you are - such an escape artist!	1.1757	0.04454	74	61	13	0
4543	Sorry, pal. Cheddar snack crackers are one summit over.	1.1757	0.05219	74	63	9	2
4544	Harder and harder to have a quiet and peaceful time nowadays.	1.1757	0.04454	74	61	13	0
4545	Don't tell me this is all the water left in the world now. I ain't in the mood to share.	1.1757	0.05219	74	63	9	2
4546	You’ve been catfished. Again.	1.1757	0.04454	74	61	13	0
4547	It's about time you got here! Now I'm just one lost soul swimming in a fishbowl	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
4548	Not all wizards are human	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
4549	Next hiking raffle, I'm packing lunch whatever the organizers tell us.	1.1754	0.06194	57	49	6	2
4550	Wait a minute! YOU are the Oracle?	1.1754	0.06194	57	49	6	2
4551	Perfect.	1.1754	0.05665	57	48	8	1
4552	Oh, hey, dude! Did you remember to bring the fish food?	1.1754	0.05083	57	47	10	0
4553	Sure, but that's the easy way up	1.1754	0.05665	57	48	8	1
4554	There you are!!! How in the hell.......	1.1754	0.06194	57	49	6	2
4555	The Wise One is two floors up.	1.1754	0.05083	57	47	10	0
4556	Global warming is unevenly distributed	1.1754	0.05665	57	48	8	1
4557	Freedom is subjective	1.1754	0.05083	57	47	10	0
4558	Oh brother, another one of those campers who bring their entire home with them.	1.1754	0.06681	57	50	4	3
4559	No, genius, the password isn't 'swordfish.'	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
4560	How many oceans have you swum? This is the first mountain I climbed.	1.1750	0.05270	80	69	8	3
4561	Damn reception... I only heard the "gold" part.	1.1746	0.05787	63	54	7	2
4562	This is one heck of an Airbnb	1.1746	0.05787	63	54	7	2
4563	There's gold in them there hills.	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
4564	The key to a happy life is having a three second memory!	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
4565	I finally found gold!!	1.1746	0.04821	63	52	11	0
4566	Did you bring the crackers?	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
4567	In thirty seconds you’ll have to climb it all over again	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
4568	It may be the altitude, I think I'm hallucinating, Is that you Rhett??	1.1746	0.04821	63	52	11	0
4569	We got a fishy call. Assume it was you?	1.1746	0.05787	63	54	7	2
4570	I was told "there's gold in them thar hills..."	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
4571	Seek and ye shall find great knowledge... but not here. This cave is taken.	1.1746	0.04821	63	52	11	0
4572	I had just run out of water.	1.1746	0.05787	63	54	7	2
4573	I hope you bought the right kind of fish food this time	1.1746	0.05787	63	54	7	2
4574	So you you remember 3 billion years ago when the earth was covered by water? Yeah, that's right. They left me.	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
4575	Ah, Instacart. Makes my lifestyle so easy.	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
4576	You're safe for now. Sure hope it rains soon	1.1746	0.06213	63	55	5	3
4577	You've come too far, the genie's one mountain back.	1.1746	0.04821	63	52	11	0
4578	I think I took a wrong turn.	1.1746	0.04821	63	52	11	0
4579	Sorry I'm late. Tourists everywhere.	1.1746	0.04821	63	52	11	0
4580	the view from up here is amazing.	1.1746	0.04821	63	52	11	0
4581	- “So….great sage, tell me, what is the meaning of life?”	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
4582	Congratulations, sir. You’ve reached the fin-ish line!	1.1746	0.05787	63	54	7	2
4583	I know what you're thinking...	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
4584	As Carl climbed the last few stairs he thought his apartment search was finally over…	1.1746	0.04821	63	52	11	0
4585	stay put	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
4586	I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm very thirsty.	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
4587	You here seeking your ancestry too?	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
4588	This is oh-fish-ally the strangest thing I've come across on a hike.	1.1746	0.05787	63	54	7	2
4589	finally my door dash delivery is here ! leave my food at the entrance to the cave thanks !	1.1746	0.05787	63	54	7	2
4590	Finally found a fish without micro plastics!	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
4591	You know it would've been easier to just flush me down the toilet?"	1.1739	0.05824	69	60	6	3
4592	Darn it; I forgot to buy fish food.	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
4593	I can’t help it if they didn’t say GoldFISH in them hills	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
4594	I’m the last surviving fish so don’t drink the water.	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
4595	If I say three wishes, will you please let me through to the cave?	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
4596	Oh, hey, I remember you!	1.1739	0.05824	69	60	6	3
4597	Did you expect for him to keep a dog?	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
4598	There you are sparkle.	1.1739	0.05824	69	60	6	3
4599	Welcome to my fish cave. Did you bring chips?	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
4600	Was that your echo?	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
4601	There better be a big box of fish food in that thing!	1.1739	0.04596	69	57	12	0
4602	Eureka! The pot of goldfish at the end of the tunnel!	1.1739	0.05824	69	60	6	3
4603	If I had more than 20 seconds worth of memory cells, that look of disappointment would probably be very familiar.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
4604	Welcome to altitude training school.	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
4605	Leave it to people to spoil the view!	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
4606	This treasure hunt is insane	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
4607	I respect your comfort zone but this place was my hideaway first.	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
4608	I’m thirsty. Now..I’ll stay here and you climb down, deal?	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
4609	Artist’s depiction of “The Hiker and the Fish,” a somewhat improbable retelling of Aesop’s famous fable.	1.1739	0.04596	69	57	12	0
4610	Remember me? You flushed me down the toilet when you were 12 years old. Isn't life funny that way.	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
4611	All questions must require answers shorter than 3 seconds.	1.1733	0.04792	75	63	11	1
4612	It’s a long way to the top if you want a fish and bowl.”	1.1733	0.04792	75	63	11	1
4613	This is where I left you.	1.1731	0.07120	52	46	3	3
4614	You must have asked me more than ten seconds ago.	1.1731	0.05967	52	44	7	1
4615	I asked you to bring me a friend!	1.1731	0.05967	52	44	7	1
4616	Longest carnival of my life.	1.1731	0.05297	52	43	9	0
4617	Mind if I join you? I’m exhausted from all this making up for lost time.	1.1731	0.05297	52	43	9	0
4618	Another fish story, no gold up here."	1.1728	0.04227	81	67	14	0
4619	My owner knew better than to flush me down the toilet into your lakes and streams!	1.1728	0.04578	81	68	12	1
4620	Warning, dear climber: DO NOT EVER TRANSFER ME TO OPEN WATERWAY! I WOULD GROW HUGE!	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
4621	I’ll give you my advice, but I work for scale.	1.1724	0.05575	58	49	8	1
4622	Now all you have to do is get me back down the mountain.	1.1724	0.06094	58	50	6	2
4623	HA! I'M THE ONLY GOLD IN THEM THAR HILLS!	1.1724	0.05575	58	49	8	1
4624	You with 'Skip the You with 'Skip The Dishes'?	1.1724	0.05575	58	49	8	1
4625	Do you have my delivery from PetSmart?	1.1724	0.05003	58	48	10	0
4626	Paul suspected that there was something fishy about this cave.	1.1724	0.05575	58	49	8	1
4627	Were you expecting to find the Golden Fleece?	1.1724	0.05003	58	48	10	0
4628	Come here little fishy…	1.1724	0.06571	58	51	4	3
4629	Did you miss Daddy?	1.1724	0.05003	58	48	10	0
4630	Something's fishy, I was expecting enlightenment and a feeling of accomplishment, and now I just wish I'd packed some fish food.	1.1724	0.06094	58	50	6	2
4631	Not the type of "fishing expedition" i was expectin	1.1724	0.06094	58	50	6	2
4632	They told us we were still decades away from overfishing."	1.1724	0.06094	58	50	6	2
4633	Meaning of Life in a Fishbowl. Get it? Classic Jeopardy before and after.	1.1724	0.05575	58	49	8	1
4634	Finally I’ve got you, the fish called Wanda! Here fishy, fishy fish!	1.1724	0.05575	58	49	8	1
4635	I asked for a puppy! Anita Barlow Oklahoma City, OK	1.1724	0.06094	58	50	6	2
4636	My agent got me a deal on this place!	1.1724	0.05003	58	48	10	0
4637	Ask not 'where,' but 'who is Nemo?'.	1.1724	0.05003	58	48	10	0
4638	Remember, one swish of your tail begins a thousand league journey.	1.1724	0.06094	58	50	6	2
4639	In eight seconds or less, what is your quest?	1.1724	0.05575	58	49	8	1
4640	Ted Lasso coach training.	1.1724	0.06571	58	51	4	3
4641	You know, Jerry, flushing me would’ve saved us both a lot of time	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
4642	We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl mike	1.1724	0.05003	58	48	10	0
4643	Here, fishy fishy!	1.1724	0.05575	58	49	8	1
4644	Telling the last creature on Earth about Coronavirus	1.1724	0.05575	58	49	8	1
4645	God, Phil, It’s about time. Can you move a bit faster? This snack doesn’t smile back forever.	1.1724	0.05575	58	49	8	1
4646	The only answer that I have is that flake food is better than pellets.	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
4647	Welcome. Allison Janney is expecting you “	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
4648	What? No fish food?	1.1719	0.05249	64	54	9	1
4649	I’m better than a monk. My brain is too small to judge.	1.1719	0.06122	64	56	5	3
4650	The pet store was out of fish food.	1.1719	0.05249	64	54	9	1
4651	He heard that "There’s goldfish in them thar hills".	1.1719	0.05249	64	54	9	1
4652	Oh your back Forget something!	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
4653	Uh oh, I'm fish food	1.1719	0.04753	64	53	11	0
4654	I sure hope you've got something in your backpack other than granola bars.	1.1719	0.05249	64	54	9	1
4655	Just think of it as a bigger bowl.	1.1719	0.05249	64	54	9	1
4656	So when is this sea level rise stuff happening?	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
4657	Contact high.	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
4658	Glug glug, bluggg Bluggg, gurgle gurgle gurgle!!!	1.1719	0.04753	64	53	11	0
4659	David Foster Wallace already explained this to you ...	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
4660	Hi Baby. Did you miss me?	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
4661	The flushed dream meets the flushed fish	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
4662	you’ll be fine, didn’t you see The English Patient? wait! wrong movie…	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
4663	Ahhh … So you do provide wisdom and nourishment!	1.1719	0.04753	64	53	11	0
4664	Ohhhh…goldfish. Not GOLD fish. Shows you where my head’s at.	1.1719	0.04753	64	53	11	0
4665	Please tell me you brought fish food.	1.1719	0.05249	64	54	9	1
4666	There was not enough budget for a gold medal; but instead, here is a golden fish.	1.1719	0.05249	64	54	9	1
4667	What did you expect your power animal to look like?	1.1719	0.05249	64	54	9	1
4668	„And of course you’ve once again not cleaned up while I was away!“	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
4669	I was looking for a pot of gold, not goldfish	1.1714	0.04537	70	58	12	0
4670	There’s a dog at the next summit	1.1714	0.04537	70	58	12	0
4671	Another lie; you kept me submerged all along!!	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
4672	Swim in circles, life does.	1.1714	0.04537	70	58	12	0
4673	Now that you've found me, put your arms around me, baby, and take me home with you.	1.1714	0.05373	70	60	8	2
4674	Did your family also get lost while 'setting you free'?	1.1714	0.05373	70	60	8	2
4675	I was a yogi in another life.	1.1714	0.04537	70	58	12	0
4676	The great sage advises not to listen to stereotypes	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
4677	Watch out! It's a goldfish in a cave dwelling.	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
4678	Never forget return is eternal, never forget return is eternal, never forget return is eternal...	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
4679	I’ve been around the bowl a few times myself.	1.1714	0.04537	70	58	12	0
4680	Take a fish. Leave a fish.	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
4681	I was twelve when we flushed him...	1.1714	0.05373	70	60	8	2
4682	We need to set some ground rules on hide and seek .	1.1714	0.05745	70	61	6	3
4683	What can I say, I got tired of being a ‘bottom feeder’.	1.1714	0.05373	70	60	8	2
4684	Welcome to fishing 101!	1.1714	0.05745	70	61	6	3
4685	I’m the great & knowledgeable Fishulus.	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
4686	I know what this looks like, but it’s not technically catfishing.	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
4687	Actually, life isn't anything like water.	1.1711	0.05091	76	65	9	2
4688	You're definitely the first....if memory serves.	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
4689	Vaccinated?	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
4690	I thought they said gold was in the mountain, not goldfish	1.1711	0.05091	76	65	9	2
4691	This is the weirdest carnival game I’ve ever played.	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
4692	I guess I'm not the first person up here!	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
4693	You go round and round while I go up and down.	1.1707	0.05149	82	71	8	3
4694	Go back to your roots	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
4695	I thought I had it all figured out, until I came back as this!	1.1698	0.05207	53	44	9	0
4696	I'm in the middle of an alien abduction. Grab me and run.	1.1698	0.06452	53	46	5	2
4697	Do you know how to swim?	1.1698	0.05862	53	45	7	1
4698	So what did you expect? Quit carping!	1.1698	0.05862	53	45	7	1
4699	Of course I climbed up here… my father’s a salmon!	1.1698	0.05862	53	45	7	1
4700	The water’s way better up here!	1.1698	0.05862	53	45	7	1
4701	I tried to go from a fishbowl existence to an existential fishbowl and now you’ve ruined it!	1.1698	0.05862	53	45	7	1
4702	I was told I’d have to fish some gold in the west	1.1698	0.05207	53	44	9	0
4703	That's the last time I order takeout.	1.1695	0.05488	59	50	8	1
4704	Trust the journey, and that someone will be along to clean your bowl.	1.1695	0.05488	59	50	8	1
4705	Life is like a bowl of cherries...the pits...or of foolsgoldfish: SUCKER!	1.1695	0.05997	59	51	6	2
4706	The mystery of life resides in a small ceramic castle	1.1695	0.05488	59	50	8	1
4707	If you bother my fish, I'll come out and SHOW you the meaning of life.	1.1695	0.05488	59	50	8	1
4708	Fish food. The meaning of life is fish food	1.1695	0.05488	59	50	8	1
4709	Did you remember to bring the fish food?	1.1695	0.05997	59	51	6	2
4710	Hydration is key at high altitudes!	1.1695	0.04926	59	49	10	0
4711	help! help! I was kidnapped by a geni	1.1695	0.05997	59	51	6	2
4712	I was expecting a treasure, but this is just a little fishy.	1.1695	0.05488	59	50	8	1
4713	What took you so long? I'm bored as hell"	1.1695	0.04926	59	49	10	0
4714	I guess goldfish really are an invasive species.	1.1695	0.05488	59	50	8	1
4715	Welcome to Costco.	1.1695	0.05997	59	51	6	2
4716	Location, location, location. Walk-in traffic is much better here than at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.	1.1695	0.05488	59	50	8	1
4717	Do you feel like you were living in a goldfish bowl and had to escape, too?	1.1695	0.05488	59	50	8	1
4718	Are you okay? They said don’t worry about melting ice caps. Think this will do?	1.1695	0.05997	59	51	6	2
4719	glub glub	1.1695	0.05997	59	51	6	2
4720	Conservation of declining fish population is dire, as evidenced by the remaining solo specimen being cared for in a secure and remote location…	1.1695	0.05488	59	50	8	1
4721	Fish sticks are sounding mighty good right about now	1.1695	0.04926	59	49	10	0
4722	The trick is to never think more than 7 seconds ahead.	1.1692	0.04687	65	54	11	0
4723	Now we see through a glass darkly...	1.1692	0.04687	65	54	11	0
4724	I don't care how thirsty you are.	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
4725	What did you expect Silly? Goldfish live in ALL habitats.	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
4726	I just stopped listening after she said gold . . .	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
4727	So tell me, does this bowl make me look formidable?	1.1692	0.04687	65	54	11	0
4728	And you thought you could escape the lack of privacy suffered by those who live in a goldfish bowl.	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
4729	Whew........! Almost forgot my fishing bait!	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
4730	How was your meditation retreat?	1.1692	0.04687	65	54	11	0
4731	Ok I give--what's the deal?	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
4732	Darling?! It's not what you think.	1.1692	0.06032	65	57	5	3
4733	No, this is not the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Check your GPS	1.1692	0.04687	65	54	11	0
4734	It won't remember I was here	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
4735	Yeah, well I told you I required special food before we left...	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
4736	Oh,he stepped out. Do you have any pebble related questions?	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
4737	Are your fins as tired as mine are?	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
4738	I will give you inner peace.	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
4739	At last he finds enlightenment	1.1692	0.04687	65	54	11	0
4740	Don’t leave me at home … ever.	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
4741	If you’re looking for the Yeti, I ate him...	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
4742	Finding Nemo: The Bear Grylls edition.	1.1692	0.04687	65	54	11	0
4743	These humans won't leave me alone even on the top of the mountain. .	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
4744	The meeting of man and fish was marked by staring, but not a single word	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
4745	The Oracle at Delphi was so much clearer!	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
4746	I left my hoops back home.	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
4747	Turns out we’re all seeking a climate change.	1.1692	0.04687	65	54	11	0
4748	Come on in, the water’s fine.	1.1692	0.04687	65	54	11	0
4749	I'm afraid you still have to pay the tourist tax and the final cleaning fee, sir"	1.1692	0.04687	65	54	11	0
4750	What took you so long to find my food!	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
4751	Yes, goldfish know all the answers to life’s biggest questions.	1.1692	0.06032	65	57	5	3
4752	But—you told her I went to “fish heaven!”	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
4753	It's good to see you inside the mountain	1.1692	0.04687	65	54	11	0
4754	And that's when he realised he left the fish food behind.	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
4755	You thought you could just flush me out of your life?	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
4756	You look a little green around the gills.	1.1690	0.04479	71	59	12	0
4757	I'm a Gur fish. The Guru is on the next mountain over there.	1.1690	0.05669	71	62	6	3
4758	Just because you can scale it, doesn't mean you should.	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
4759	Step two is you must now complete The Ironman’s new swim challenge.	1.1690	0.04479	71	59	12	0
4760	Back soon; I knew I would forget your fish food.	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
4761	Yep, my name is Gold Rush.	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
4762	You'r so Koi.	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
4763	Can you spare one of your organic vegan protein bars?	1.1690	0.04479	71	59	12	0
4764	You’re still alive!” they said simultaneously	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
4765	Answer three questions? No, but I can make my face go like this.	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
4766	Ok, three wishes. But please take me down!	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
4767	Please Pete, I can’t see you attempt yoga again”	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
4768	Welcome to life in a fish bowl.	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
4769	Welcome to Starbucks. How can we help you?	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
4770	Are you my knight in shining armor?	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
4771	Yes, English is my first language.	1.1688	0.04297	77	64	13	0
4772	Wrong cave, buddy. 'Wishes' are at the next one over.	1.1688	0.04297	77	64	13	0
4773	Congratulations! You have discovered the legendary mounted, singing fish! …Please don’t turn me into a novelty item.	1.1688	0.04297	77	64	13	0
4774	The secret to life? It's a bubbler, goddamit.	1.1685	0.03991	89	74	15	0
4775	If you came three seconds ago, I would've remembered what I wanted to say.	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
4776	Hmm....looks fishy to me!	1.1667	0.04852	60	50	10	0
4777	I prefer the mountains over the beach.	1.1667	0.04852	60	50	10	0
4778	Sorry, this site’s claimed. My partner’s just out scrounging up some plankton.	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
4779	You should have taken the elevator	1.1667	0.06339	54	47	5	2
4780	I wouldn't drink this water if I were you..."	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
4781	Trust me, by the time you walk around the world again you will have forgotten what I said.	1.1667	0.06339	54	47	5	2
4782	Most guests appreciate the lap pool.	1.1667	0.06868	54	48	3	3
4783	Extreme Guru hazing results	1.1667	0.04852	60	50	10	0
4784	What? You got something against fish?	1.1667	0.05761	54	46	7	1
4785	The secret of life is ANYTHING except glacial water.	1.1667	0.05403	60	51	8	1
4786	Can you get me a hoagie?	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
4787	Daddy, you're back from Peru!	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
4788	Y.H.T.B.F.K.M.	1.1667	0.05540	66	57	7	2
4789	He's on vacation this week. Oh, could you feed me before you go?	1.1667	0.05403	60	51	8	1
4790	I’ve struck gold	1.1667	0.05119	54	45	9	0
4791	It's about time, I ordered door dash weeks ago!	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
4792	The Master is not here now, he told me to tell you to grow some gills.	1.1667	0.05761	54	46	7	1
4793	Wilfred finally understood the brochure, "Scenic hike to a quiet fishing hole"	1.1667	0.05540	66	57	7	2
4794	HaveO0o yoO0ou broughtO0o theO0o fishO0o flakesO0o?	1.1667	0.05540	66	57	7	2
4795	Teach a man to find a fish and he'll find enlightenment or eat for a day.	1.1667	0.05403	60	51	8	1
4796	Okay, then life is not like a bowl of goldfish.	1.1667	0.05403	60	51	8	1
4797	You got the flakes, right?	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
4798	Mr. Climber, do you ever feel your horizons are limited, going up and down, up and down?	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
4799	They thought the previous guru wasn't splashy enough."	1.1667	0.05761	54	46	7	1
4800	Swami Notayarbest is on holiday, but here's a hot tip: Blowing bubbles breaks the tedium.	1.1667	0.04423	72	60	12	0
4801	Damn. I forgot the kelp!	1.1667	0.05540	66	57	7	2
4802	You were expecting dolphins?	1.1667	0.05903	60	52	6	2
4803	Wise one, I need to speak to you.	1.1667	0.05119	54	45	9	0
4804	You've finally arrived! The air is thin up here, huh?	1.1667	0.05761	54	46	7	1
4805	Is Big Honcho changing your water every day?	1.1667	0.04852	60	50	10	0
4806	Go fetch your fly rod, I'll wait.	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
4807	, I'm starving. Did you bring me any goldfish?	1.1667	0.05540	66	57	7	2
4808	They were out of castles.	1.1667	0.05403	60	51	8	1
4809	I was kinda' hoping for a bowl of cherries.	1.1667	0.05903	60	52	6	2
4810	Ugh. I knew the grand prize for climbing Mount Everest sounded fishy.	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
4811	If you madidate long enough, you can join me.	1.1667	0.05119	54	45	9	0
4812	Super Bowl	1.1667	0.04623	66	55	11	0
4813	Forrest Fenn' s treasure	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
4814	What are the chances this climber has fish food on him?	1.1667	0.04623	66	55	11	0
4815	Never seen an alien on a flying decanter?	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
4816	Wow! This early snow melt is getting completely out of hand.	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
4817	I hope you brought enough water to change my bowl. It's getting a little murky in here.	1.1667	0.05403	60	51	8	1
4818	Your profile said you were seeking someone who would travel to the ends of the Earth for love-now what?!	1.1667	0.06363	60	53	4	3
4819	Life is a fishing expedition, my son.	1.1667	0.05119	54	45	9	0
4820	You mean you took off after only hearing the gold and missed the fish?	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
4821	The Mountain Spring Water Cure has been invigorating.	1.1667	0.05540	66	57	7	2
4822	I expected the answers to life’s deepest questions, but a pet fish will do at this point.	1.1667	0.04623	66	55	11	0
4823	Carl finally finds out the meaning behind Goldfish mountain.	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
4824	It's about time you get here, I 'm hungry.	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
4825	The bear's on her coffee break. Mind screaming and falling to your death	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
4826	I always believed that Early Man might have began life as a fish. Can I become your agent? Dave Coriaty Fishers, IN 317-727-3201	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
4827	Emily, it's here, you idiot!	1.1667	0.05595	72	63	6	3
4828	My LUCK!!! You're a Saltwater fish!	1.1667	0.05540	66	57	7	2
4829	Oh, it's so good to see someone! I've been stuck up here for days. Do you have anything to drink? I'm parched.	1.1667	0.05540	66	57	7	2
4830	You know what’s better than being a small fish in an even smaller pond, Derek? Being a smaller fish, in an even smaller pond on top of a Himalayan mountaintop.	1.1667	0.05903	60	52	6	2
4831	Oh! A civilized cavefish!	1.1667	0.06339	54	47	5	2
4832	Quarantine is over you can come home now	1.1667	0.05403	60	51	8	1
4833	I hope you bring your own water	1.1667	0.05403	60	51	8	1
4834	Glass half fish	1.1667	0.05403	60	51	8	1
4835	My new Corona Cave complete with aquarium	1.1667	0.05946	66	58	5	3
4836	Anyone who said two fish need to be rescued is a liar. It’s just been me up here. Definitely didn’t eat the other one in a fit of mountain madness	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
4837	Ok, Jeff, now that you’ve conquered space for four long minutes and done this climb, how about helping clean up the water for us all?	1.1667	0.05540	66	57	7	2
4838	I saved the last fish from the Ocean's mountains.	1.1667	0.04623	66	55	11	0
4839	oh hello, do you know Bezos made a journey to space? Thought you should know.	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
4840	And now I have to play God	1.1667	0.05903	60	52	6	2
4841	What the fish!	1.1667	0.05595	72	63	6	3
4842	There’s gold in these hills	1.1667	0.05119	54	45	9	0
4843	Geo cache SCORE 😍	1.1667	0.05903	60	52	6	2
4844	So who died and left you all alone like this	1.1667	0.04623	66	55	11	0
4845	You made it to the top of Mount Fishbowla. Are you ready to begin your training?	1.1667	0.06198	48	41	6	1
4846	ok snickers, you’re safe now, mom can’t flush what mom can’t find	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
4847	Mmm… smells fishy up here	1.1667	0.04423	72	60	12	0
4848	Ugh…let me guess, you want a pic for “”the gram”” right?!?	1.1667	0.06363	60	53	4	3
4849	You made it. Happy Hour just started. Muhammad will be right back.	1.1667	0.04623	66	55	11	0
4850	The real estate prices are sky high here too, but the access to water is worth its weight in gold.	1.1667	0.04852	60	50	10	0
4851	Man, I’m feeling like a fish out of water	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
4852	…and don’t forget the fish flakes this time!	1.1667	0.06339	54	47	5	2
4853	I'm not one of those fishes in the sea!	1.1667	0.05540	66	57	7	2
4854	Thanks for rescuing me. This cave has a no pets policy.	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
4855	In my school, we never accept what is reel.	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
4856	You got any spare change?	1.1646	0.05231	79	69	7	3
4857	I'm getting ahead of the curve on sea level rise.	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
4858	Those are some mighty tight jeans.	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
4859	I've had this Pink Floyd song stuck in my head for ages!	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
4860	The "Great and Wise One" is on vacation, he says that in the meantime you should just get a goldfish.	1.1644	0.04368	73	61	12	0
4861	What is your quest, Grasshopper? I hope it isn't water!	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
4862	I hope you packed some fish food.	1.1644	0.04368	73	61	12	0
4863	Congratulations Grasshopper, you have reached mindfulness, continue to the next level for further enlightenment.	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
4864	do you make your employees pee on bottles too?	1.1644	0.04368	73	61	12	0
4865	Don’t worry—I’ve found the sea to all mythologies.	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
4866	This can't be goldfish heaven.	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
4867	No More Hide & Seek ..Damn Teenagers ! . 🌹~B~	1.1644	0.05522	73	64	6	3
4868	Are you here to pollute me?	1.1644	0.04368	73	61	12	0
4869	We have guests?	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
4870	Don’t tell me you forgot the fish food?! Can’t you see I’m starving here?	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
4871	John found out about the limits of upscaling.	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
4872	Don't bother asking me how I got up here. I can't even remember what day it is.	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
4873	My wisdom: better to be a big fish in a little pond.	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
4874	I bet you're wondering how water got into my bowl, in this cave?"	1.1642	0.04560	67	56	11	0
4875	Thank goodness. The altitude was beginning to make me feel weird.	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
4876	Jason told me to seek the golden fish.	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
4877	The secret to life is...no overeating.	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
4878	The key to happiness you ask? Stay well-rounded and live in a home designed by Philip Johnson.	1.1642	0.04560	67	56	11	0
4879	I forgot to mention: I need food.	1.1642	0.04560	67	56	11	0
4880	Hurry before global warming causes all the water in my bowl to evaporate!	1.1642	0.04560	67	56	11	0
4881	You didn't forget the fish food again did you?	1.1642	0.04560	67	56	11	0
4882	Guessing altitude sickness has no effect on my counterpart here.	1.1642	0.04560	67	56	11	0
4883	Sorry to bother you	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
4884	Sorry, a few letters were left out. This is the end of the rainbow.	1.1639	0.05811	61	53	6	2
4885	The meaning of life? Life is like a fish bowl, isn't it?	1.1639	0.05811	61	53	6	2
4886	I know what you think: 5-second memory. But you’re wrong.	1.1639	0.05811	61	53	6	2
4887	Just imagine how difficult it will be to reach your goal of owning a house.	1.1639	0.05811	61	53	6	2
4888	Don’t be too surprised. I got transformed into a goldfish. It’s one of the side effects of the COVID vaccine.	1.1639	0.06686	61	55	2	4
4889	Oh, no, I'm just the tour guide. For enlightenment you want the seawater fish three mountains over.	1.1639	0.04779	61	51	10	0
4890	You forgot to change my water before you left.	1.1639	0.04779	61	51	10	0
4891	Were you expecting a wise man?	1.1639	0.04779	61	51	10	0
4892	Life is a fish bowl	1.1639	0.05811	61	53	6	2
4893	ah, it makes sense now why god has such a short memory”	1.1639	0.04779	61	51	10	0
4894	You're right. There's something fishy about me."	1.1639	0.04779	61	51	10	0
4895	Drat, this is the 3rd goldfish at the cave entrance I found today.	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
4896	Now why would I order fish sticks?	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
4897	They told me you wouldn’t have whiskers!	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
4898	This is your last hide and seek game.	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
4899	While technically inaccurate, I suppose it's still an apt metaphor.	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
4900	Thank god you made it, I was running out of food!	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
4901	Thank heavens! I'm so thirsty I could die.	1.1639	0.05811	61	53	6	2
4902	Do you have any bonito flakes in that backpack?	1.1639	0.04779	61	51	10	0
4903	So this is where you end up	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
4904	Sorry I left - I came here for the view.	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
4905	Feeding time	1.1639	0.05811	61	53	6	2
4906	Not quite the gold treasure I was hoping for.	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
4907	No, I will never let you live down letting that Cat into your house...Sally was never the same.	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
4908	I came all this way only to find a glass bowl who catches fish!	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
4909	I almost gave up on you! Sleep now, tomorrow you do it again with two buckets of water…	1.1639	0.04779	61	51	10	0
4910	Dude, I told you having an aquarium upstairs was a bad idea	1.1639	0.04779	61	51	10	0
4911	I’d offer you some wisdom, but I have the memory of a goldfish.	1.1639	0.04779	61	51	10	0
4912	Climbing to the top makes you selfish?	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
4913	I came here for the enlightened creature, but this seems fishy	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
4914	Umm...I wish to be back at the base of the mountain	1.1639	0.06264	61	54	4	3
4915	Sorry I forgot your granules. I'll be back in a minute	1.1639	0.04779	61	51	10	0
4916	…this should be in a MUSEUM!!	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
4917	Thank goodness for this! I am so parched.	1.1639	0.04779	61	51	10	0
4918	I am not nearly as afraid of getting covid as you think I am	1.1636	0.05034	55	46	9	0
4919	They were all out of algae and your phone was turned off. Do you want spinach or lettuce?	1.1636	0.05034	55	46	9	0
4920	I'm here to remind you how far you've come	1.1636	0.05034	55	46	9	0
4921	Welcome, I’m Eric the all knowing Goldfish, how may I help you today?	1.1636	0.05664	55	47	7	1
4922	Oh hey champ,I tried to catch you before you left! We’re out of mustard!	1.1636	0.05664	55	47	7	1
4923	You wanna get something to eat?	1.1636	0.05664	55	47	7	1
4924	The meaning of life is ... gargle argle gargle.	1.1636	0.05664	55	47	7	1
4925	What am I supposed to learn from a goldfish up here?	1.1636	0.05664	55	47	7	1
4926	So this is what above sea-level means	1.1636	0.05664	55	47	7	1
4927	Finding Nature in Climate Change	1.1636	0.05664	55	47	7	1
4928	I have dreams too, you know.	1.1636	0.06230	55	48	5	2
4929	You forgot the Lederhosen.	1.1636	0.05664	55	47	7	1
4930	I promise I’ll come back for you.	1.1636	0.06230	55	48	5	2
4931	You had me at hello.	1.1636	0.05664	55	47	7	1
4932	Well then, it seems you've reached the wrong summit.	1.1633	0.06080	49	42	6	1
4933	I'll explain later, but please tell me you brought some flake food!	1.1633	0.05335	49	41	8	0
4934	I told the guys at the office I was going in a fishing trip	1.1633	0.06080	49	42	6	1
4935	We’ll, this is a fine, merry chase you’ve put me on.	1.1628	0.07389	43	38	3	2
4936	Nice hat, but I think the secret is to make aquariums great again.	1.1625	0.05169	80	70	7	3
4937	Dr. Livingston, I presume.	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
4938	Bring any flies with you?	1.1625	0.05169	80	70	7	3
4939	This is so stupid. Just come home so we can flush you down the toilet like all the other good goldfish wives.	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
4940	I know you’re fishy, but how did you get yourself into this?	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
4941	What were you expecting, a golden monkey?	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
4942	It’s not exactly the sacrifice I was expecting.	1.1622	0.04314	74	62	12	0
4943	Darwin, eat your heart out!	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
4944	It’s a Portkey!	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
4945	#truelove	1.1622	0.05101	74	64	8	2
4946	I’ve reached the Golden prize !	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
4947	The secret to life is to drink 8 glasses of water per day.	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
4948	Tell me you didn't leave the shrimp treats at base camp!	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
4949	Fished Your Wish!	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
4950	Get real. Being a fish in a bowl sucks!	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
4951	This year's sportfishing tournament is intense!	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
4952	Help! I've been stuck in this for over 50 million years!	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
4953	Give me my right arm back now!!!	1.1618	0.04499	68	57	11	0
4954	Some advice, Grasshopper. Don't call the guru a fake.	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
4955	Please tell me you're all vaxxed.	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
4956	Oy! I was expecting a babbling brook	1.1618	0.04499	68	57	11	0
4957	Finally! Can you change my water?	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
4958	Why so glum? Did you expect a red carpet?	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
4959	Searching for that Pot of Gold	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
4960	John, I think it’s time you give therapy a chance.	1.1618	0.04499	68	57	11	0
4961	never judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree... They're obviously more the mountaineering type	1.1618	0.04499	68	57	11	0
4962	Is it a bad time to say I’m thirsty?	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
4963	this looks fishy to me	1.1618	0.05780	68	60	5	3
4964	When they said the golden fish could be found here, I should have expected this	1.1618	0.04499	68	57	11	0
4965	You view my perspective on life as pretty fishy, don't you?	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
4966	Yes, the wizard is in, but he’s a little cranky.	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
4967	Did you bring the new aquarium?	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
4968	Thought you could just flush me away? You'll never escape me, you fool! Bwaa-hahaha!	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
4969	Sorry, Goldie buddy, but it could be another year. This new variant came out of nowhere.	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
4970	Verily Traveler, I know the secret to Universal Enlightenment. Hath thou brought the Tiny Castle With Plastic Weed?	1.1613	0.05723	62	54	6	2
4971	Well, well, well, it looks like tables have turned and now it is I who has the advantage.	1.1613	0.05723	62	54	6	2
4972	Hello. I am here to teach you the peak of enlightenment… Hello, didn't see you there! I am here to teach you the peak of enlightenment.	1.1613	0.05723	62	54	6	2
4973	It was the only place that allowed pets.	1.1613	0.04709	62	52	10	0
4974	Well at least I wasn't catfished...	1.1613	0.05723	62	54	6	2
4975	Fred, finally found someone he didn't need to mask-up, to be with.	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
4976	No, the last guy carried me up and left me here.	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
4977	So many deep & wise entries in this caption contest. Let's just sit & breathe. And blow air bubbles.	1.1613	0.05723	62	54	6	2
4978	This must be the Catch-22 of the day.	1.1613	0.05723	62	54	6	2
4979	Mountain Home.	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
4980	Lunch.	1.1613	0.05723	62	54	6	2
4981	I followed the rainbow to a pot of gold … fish.	1.1613	0.04709	62	52	10	0
4982	Gone fishing, Lol?	1.1613	0.04709	62	52	10	0
4983	Wow?! This is what she left me for lunch?	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
4984	God damn early adopters	1.1613	0.04709	62	52	10	0
4985	….So there IS water!	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
4986	I always knew there was gold in them there hills.	1.1607	0.04952	56	47	9	0
4987	I'd ask you how you got here but you probably don't remember.	1.1607	0.05569	56	48	7	1
4988	Oh hey Darryl! Small world we live in eh?	1.1607	0.05569	56	48	7	1
4989	Oh wise fish. Is now the time to retire?	1.1607	0.05569	56	48	7	1
4990	Cave of the Golden Fist is next mountain over.	1.1607	0.04952	56	47	9	0
4991	I should have known, simply being out of town wasn't going to get me out of this.	1.1607	0.05569	56	48	7	1
4992	Yep. As Wittgenstein said ‘Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent!’	1.1607	0.05569	56	48	7	1
4993	Goldfish you moron! Goldfish not gold!	1.1607	0.04952	56	47	9	0
4994	You were here first. I'll wait.	1.1607	0.05569	56	48	7	1
4995	Divorce is hard on the whole family, Dad. Cheer up - I'll see you next weekend.	1.1607	0.04952	56	47	9	0
4996	Don't even come up if you forgot the fish flakes.	1.1607	0.04952	56	47	9	0
4997	Hi! Would you like to bowl?	1.1607	0.04952	56	47	9	0
4998	I always wondered where they went when you flushed them!	1.1607	0.05569	56	48	7	1
4999	Don’t expect, inspect	1.1607	0.05569	56	48	7	1
5000	So, how did you get up here?	1.1607	0.05569	56	48	7	1
5001	Hopefully what they say about the memory of a goldfish is true.	1.1607	0.06125	56	49	5	2
5002	What your mom told you was true	1.1607	0.05569	56	48	7	1
5003	Go forth! It is time…remember to smile, humans like that.	1.1607	0.05569	56	48	7	1
5004	Thank god evaporation is slow	1.1607	0.04952	56	47	9	0
5005	I thought you were at work…	1.1607	0.04952	56	47	9	0
5006	They were right, it wasn’t very practical, but making the summit was the only proof Neil needed that his therapy pet had worked wonders.	1.1607	0.06634	56	50	3	3
5007	Buen camino! Got any weed?	1.1607	0.05569	56	48	7	1
5008	Daddy??	1.1605	0.05109	81	71	7	3
5009	Silencio Bruno !	1.1605	0.05109	81	71	7	3
5010	Thought you died after falling, what did happen to you Wilson.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
5011	Just when I thought I could finally get some privacy.	1.1600	0.05966	50	43	6	1
5012	Think meta, think meta: There should be a guru here, and a question about the meaning of life. But how to connect to this goldfish bowl?	1.1600	0.04262	75	63	12	0
5013	I'll get you a golden parachute to fly me down to the pond.	1.1600	0.04262	75	63	12	0
5014	Well,finally,at least it’s a start. My new restaurant “Seafood on the Mountain	1.1600	0.05037	75	65	8	2
5015	You'll be safe from the ice melts here.	1.1600	0.04665	75	64	10	1
5016	Don’t you love being free?	1.1600	0.04665	75	64	10	1
5017	And suddenly the fish said, "here he comes looking like a reused lawnmower."	1.1600	0.06615	50	44	4	2
5018	Time to go home now	1.1600	0.04665	75	64	10	1
5019	It’s not as convenient as the kitchen counter, but at least I’m getting my 10,000 steps everyday now	1.1600	0.04665	75	64	10	1
5020	Bring my chew toy?	1.1594	0.05700	69	61	5	3
5021	Ok, I'll come home. But, do you promise to follow the high altitude care instructions?	1.1594	0.05700	69	61	5	3
5022	Gold in them thar hills, really!	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
5023	Please don’t tell me your out of water.	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
5024	Larry it's time to come home. You can't stay in the yonchap forever.	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
5025	Oh, I remember you . . . Just kidding!	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
5026	If it's guidance that you wish, keep in mind I'm just a fish. But my advice is: tell your daughter - come up here and change my water.	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
5027	Oh no - I forgot to pack your food	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
5028	Don’t Swami me. You’re barking up the wrong tree, mister.	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
5029	Will l . . . can l . . . EVER get there before Mother?	1.1594	0.05700	69	61	5	3
5030	'Hmm...well.. the mountain saves at its peak a 'well-kept' fish for my meal.'	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
5031	My God! There is gold in them thar hills!	1.1594	0.05313	69	60	7	2
5032	Crappy ain't it?! You're born, live a while, and then the big flush.	1.1594	0.04439	69	58	11	0
5033	Oh big guru what’s the meaning of life?	1.1594	0.04439	69	58	11	0
5034	You’ve been reading ‘Where the Mountain Meets the Moon’ again, haven’t you?	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
5035	One time I leave the door ajar and he gets out.	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
5036	I can hide in peace now, with someone untalkative.	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
5037	The guru is on break. Join me for some worms and fish flakes while you’re waiting.	1.1587	0.05163	63	54	8	1
5038	I know it looks fishy but I am the current Guru on duty	1.1587	0.05637	63	55	6	2
5039	Are you, too, looking for the meaning of life?	1.1587	0.04641	63	53	10	0
5040	Here we go. "I've been expecting you." Which movie?	1.1587	0.04641	63	53	10	0
5041	I’ll be back to feed you again soon. All right?”	1.1587	0.05163	63	54	8	1
5042	Baby, there ain't no mountain high enough to keep me from getting to you!	1.1587	0.05637	63	55	6	2
5043	Amazone collected a parcel from space. Besos supervised that in person. Don’t leave home with it	1.1587	0.04641	63	53	10	0
5044	High in the Sierra Madre, after learning his lesson the hard way about precious metals, Bogart goes fishing for gold.	1.1587	0.04641	63	53	10	0
5045	Good thing Gollum's not here	1.1587	0.04641	63	53	10	0
5046	If you don't believe me, I'll show you the callouses on my fins.	1.1587	0.04641	63	53	10	0
5047	I'm sorry, But I shaved my hair & beard last week.	1.1587	0.05163	63	54	8	1
5048	I'm alone. You're alone. If no one rescues us by next week, let's get married.	1.1587	0.05637	63	55	6	2
5049	I hope you didn't come up here looking for enlightenment because I'm, you know, a goldfish."	1.1587	0.05163	63	54	8	1
5050	I told you, you’re an indoor fish	1.1587	0.05637	63	55	6	2
5051	Damn, I forgot the mail!	1.1587	0.04641	63	53	10	0
5052	The meaning of life is fish food. Got any fish food?	1.1587	0.04641	63	53	10	0
5053	I hear it's crazy down there. Come on in.	1.1587	0.05163	63	54	8	1
5054	When you’ve one side of the bowl, you’ve seen it all.	1.1587	0.04641	63	53	10	0
5055	Finally! An answer to whether that job I applied for was right for me!	1.1587	0.05163	63	54	8	1
5056	I knew I was forgetting something	1.1587	0.04641	63	53	10	0
5057	They said it would be a pot of gold, not goldfish.	1.1587	0.05163	63	54	8	1
5058	Oh my master of silence	1.1587	0.05637	63	55	6	2
5059	This was much easier then throwing a ping pong ball into the bowl.	1.1587	0.05163	63	54	8	1
5060	Oh Crap! I wanted to be alone here for once 🙄	1.1587	0.05163	63	54	8	1
5061	If you're here, who was that down below?	1.1587	0.04641	63	53	10	0
5062	There goes my book on how I got here.	1.1585	0.04058	82	69	13	0
5063	Help me Goldie. You're my only hope.	1.1579	0.05478	57	49	7	1
5064	Thank God you are back. I thought you left me!	1.1579	0.05478	57	49	7	1
5065	Let everyone think you're dumb.	1.1579	0.06023	57	50	5	2
5066	Yes, the secrets to life have been on your table all this time…	1.1579	0.05478	57	49	7	1
5067	My wisdom angered the gods, pilgrim.	1.1579	0.04873	57	48	9	0
5068	Tom was happy to find seafood this far from the ocean.	1.1579	0.05478	57	49	7	1
5069	I sure do hope that you are the pet sitter that the Old Man hired--my water needs to be oxygenated.	1.1579	0.05478	57	49	7	1
5070	Oh boy, you climbed the mountain like a fish out of water.	1.1579	0.04211	76	64	12	0
5071	It is to control the bowl.	1.1579	0.05478	57	49	7	1
5072	I'm the guru that smiles back	1.1579	0.05478	57	49	7	1
5073	Suprised to see me? You really think you could just leave me at home to stew in my own feces? Clean my bowl.	1.1579	0.05478	57	49	7	1
5074	Man, this fish is shady.	1.1579	0.04873	57	48	9	0
5075	I’m not Nemo!	1.1579	0.05478	57	49	7	1
5076	Big deal. Try getting here one fish bowl at a time.	1.1579	0.05478	57	49	7	1
5077	Well my friend, I guess we’re back to our quarantine spot	1.1579	0.04873	57	48	9	0
5078	I’m sorted for dinner,this is golden!	1.1579	0.04873	57	48	9	0
5079	You've completed your quest! In exchange for infinite wisdom, spread just the right amount of crumbs from your Nature Valley granola bar in my bowl. Be wary, any more or any less and I die!	1.1579	0.05316	76	67	6	3
5080	Yeah right, there's something fishy in here	1.1579	0.04873	57	48	9	0
5081	It's a Nepali message. It means your wife is sleeping	1.1579	0.04873	57	48	9	0
5082	Yeah, yeah I know. You were expecting a hermit crab, but you get what you get kid.	1.1579	0.04608	76	65	10	1
5083	Be careful climbing today. There's something fishy going around here and I can't put my fin on it.	1.1579	0.04873	57	48	9	0
5084	Disappointing, right? To go all that way only to hit the glass?" Goldie quipped as her revenge on Fred became complete	1.1579	0.06023	57	50	5	2
5085	Oh, building mountains out of fish hill again, are we?	1.1579	0.05478	57	49	7	1
5086	So thoughtful to come all this way just to give me my Covid shot	1.1571	0.05242	70	61	7	2
5087	Say, do me a solid and drop some gorp in my bowl? The last wise guy just up and left.	1.1571	0.04831	70	60	9	1
5088	Um…rooooooooooar!	1.1571	0.04831	70	60	9	1
5089	Settings things right after a terminal cancer diagnosis: Walter stops by to say goodbye to his mother, a clown fish.	1.1571	0.05242	70	61	7	2
5090	To find Happiness, one must learn to breathe"	1.1571	0.04381	70	59	11	0
5091	My advice to you? Be a goldfish.	1.1571	0.05242	70	61	7	2
5092	The duck read about why fish are found in remote mountain ponds.	1.1571	0.04831	70	60	9	1
5093	Did I really climbed up for a fish, I thought we have to dive down.	1.1571	0.05980	70	63	3	4
5094	Charlie immediately regretted the bet he made during overtime	1.1571	0.05242	70	61	7	2
5095	Gotta pass on the hugging and squeezing this time, George.	1.1571	0.04831	70	60	9	1
5096	The happiest animal in the world	1.1571	0.04831	70	60	9	1
5097	I see you came up here for fresh air too.	1.1571	0.04831	70	60	9	1
5098	There are no fish in the sea..But Hey! Ain’t no mountain high enough To keep me from getting to you, baby!	1.1571	0.05242	70	61	7	2
5099	Shouldn’t have looked behind door number 3	1.1571	0.04381	70	59	11	0
5100	You’ve got mail! Get an internet connection already!	1.1571	0.04831	70	60	9	1
5101	Hmmm, I never thought this is what I would see with a high altitude hallucination…	1.1571	0.04831	70	60	9	1
5102	No weary traveler, I'm not the gold fish you seek. My name is Wanda. Goldie lives three mountains over.	1.1571	0.04831	70	60	9	1
5103	When your sherpa is a goldfish, you know political correctness has gone too far.	1.1571	0.04381	70	59	11	0
5104	Oi fish, 'sup?	1.1571	0.04831	70	60	9	1
5105	C’mon I’m not a gold digger	1.1571	0.04831	70	60	9	1
5106	Yeah, that guru left in a huff. He lost too many staring contests	1.1569	0.06491	51	45	4	2
5107	It's about time. Reincarantion waits for nobody.	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
5108	Did you bring the fish food?	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
5109	Proof of Darwin's theorem: survival of the fittest.	1.1562	0.05984	64	57	4	3
5110	I’ll bet you went fishing, didn’t you?	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
5111	Thank God for the Apple Tag!	1.1562	0.04575	64	54	10	0
5112	Why didn’t you leave me at home?	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
5113	Forgetting something?	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
5114	Hah! ‘Thought you could get away?	1.1562	0.04575	64	54	10	0
5115	I think I've been catfished	1.1562	0.05554	64	56	6	2
5116	Do not disturb. I am on vacation.	1.1562	0.04575	64	54	10	0
5117	I don't see how you being out of water is my--oh...	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
5118	There's something fishy about this.	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
5119	Do you have any experience working in a face-paced environment?	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
5120	Goldfish bowl ! I thought the sign said toilet bowl. I got to go….	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
5121	If you didn’t bring me something to eat, you just flushed your time down the toilet.	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
5122	Free for seniors and kids under 12. Throw in 5 bucks and I'll sing the national anthem.	1.1562	0.05984	64	57	4	3
5123	Listen man, I understand how much of a challenge it is to get up here, but there’s just not enough room for both of us.	1.1562	0.05554	64	56	6	2
5124	Both man and fish refuse to budge in annual staring competition. Who’ll blink first?!	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
5125	Welcome to Plaice Camp	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
5126	Oh no. Another hiker.	1.1562	0.05554	64	56	6	2
5127	Your lucky numbers are 10, 15, and 27	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
5128	Wow, Carl. I guess you didn’t really understand when the pet store said I needed plenty of space	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
5129	She keeps running way	1.1562	0.04575	64	54	10	0
5130	Hey Charlie! Have you come to gloat about your world again. Let me explain it to you again, that even if your bowl is vast it's still a bowl with walls you've caged yourself into. What a pity! Alteast my limits aren't my own doing and I always have you to blame. What do you have Charlie?	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
5131	Please tell me you would like to ride a bicycle.	1.1562	0.05554	64	56	6	2
5132	They say every corpse on Mt. Everest was once an extremely motivated person…	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
5133	I definitely underestimated the effort it would take to move my office to its new remote location.	1.1562	0.04575	64	54	10	0
5134	Hi mate, how is the view from up here?	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
5135	They shouldn’t release these things back into the wild.	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
5136	Thirsty and hungry after the climb!"	1.1558	0.04161	77	65	12	0
5137	When the platitude finally catches up to you.	1.1558	0.04553	77	66	10	1
5138	I'm really sorry, but I'm super thirsty.	1.1558	0.04553	77	66	10	1
5139	I'm Jacque Cousteau. I'm here to rescue you.	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
5140	There you are you I miss you you can come home now we can go without a mask	1.1558	0.05250	77	68	6	3
5141	You have reached the Summit of Absurdity! Next step, reincarnated legless.	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
5142	Here I found a bowl of precious water and saint golden fish	1.1558	0.04161	77	65	12	0
5143	Did you bring fish flakes?	1.1552	0.04796	58	49	9	0
5144	There go my three wishes... I forgot to buy the fish food	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
5145	How do you replenish the evaporating water?	1.1552	0.04796	58	49	9	0
5146	Finding Jesus.	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
5147	Spielberg's post-action-adventure directorial experimentation: Indiana Jones and the lost goldfish.	1.1552	0.05924	58	51	5	2
5148	Better late than never. Any dehydrated nibblies?	1.1552	0.04796	58	49	9	0
5149	Your journey starts with one step backwards," said the Wise Goldfish	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
5150	If you don't have any fish food, you might just as well head back down now.	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
5151	Can it possibly be Goldie and Gill ??	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
5152	Heck with it. I'm really thirsty!	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
5153	Blame autocorrect - it was supposed to be “Pot of goldFISH”	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
5154	What a huge human-tank he is in!	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
5155	Its look like the time to die .	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
5156	The view was spectacular from my man cave.	1.1552	0.04796	58	49	9	0
5157	Goldfish says: I come up here sometimes to get away from it all.	1.1552	0.06415	58	52	3	3
5158	They say is harder to breathe up here	1.1552	0.04796	58	49	9	0
5159	Oh! I finally found my twin Nomnom, not to say I looked for you all around hoping you're still alive from all sorts the humanity	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
5160	Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
5161	Yes, thanks for asking, I do like to free climb during my free swim.	1.1549	0.05172	71	62	7	2
5162	That’s it, I am taking you to the therapist. You can’t run away and hide every time you have a poop dangle”	1.1549	0.04325	71	60	11	0
5163	It's about time. I expect to be fed at 1:00 sharp.	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
5164	Huh, must have gotten trapped when the ocean subsided.	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
5165	Whoa. Who's been feeding you?	1.1549	0.05172	71	62	7	2
5166	That was still easier than tossing those ping pong balls.	1.1549	0.05899	71	64	3	4
5167	I've rebranded.	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
5168	Maybe I don’t want enlightenment after all	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
5169	Hey lil guy	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
5170	Goldfish are disappointing no matter where you get them	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
5171	Just landed on earth from space and damn here you are to get me..!	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
5172	Fish - "I wanted to sea the world."	1.1538	0.05052	52	44	8	0
5173	No, I'm sorry. The next mountaintop over has lost stockings.	1.1538	0.04510	65	55	10	0
5174	You’ve exerted way too much effort to find a goldfish, my son.	1.1538	0.05052	52	44	8	0
5175	Your mission, Jim, should you decide to accept it, is to... get me the heck out of here!	1.1538	0.04112	78	66	12	0
5176	I know you fucked her. I know you fucked my wife, Dave.	1.1538	0.05015	65	56	8	1
5177	It may not be easy getting you home.	1.1538	0.05750	52	45	6	1
5178	Does it get very cool up here at night?	1.1538	0.05052	52	44	8	0
5179	no you ain’t coming in here looking like that, homie. with no girls? go home, get your fit right, call up all the hottest girls you know, and maybe we can do something for you. bottles are $2000 and a rapper’s second cousin will fuck your girlfriend.	1.1538	0.05473	65	57	6	2
5180	I thought there was something fishy about this shtick.	1.1538	0.04510	65	55	10	0
5181	I climbed this mountain to hear "life is just a bowl of fish?"	1.1538	0.05750	52	45	6	1
5182	I should have known there was something fishy when I was told there was gold up on that there mountain...	1.1538	0.06372	52	46	4	2
5183	I knew there was something fishy about this trek!	1.1538	0.05015	65	56	8	1
5184	I'm sorry, but we need to reschedule.	1.1538	0.05473	65	57	6	2
5185	Matt, we have families now, we can't just go swimming with the sharks.	1.1538	0.04510	65	55	10	0
5186	He was the second to scale the mountain, but the first descale on it.	1.1538	0.05473	65	57	6	2
5187	Do you have any tail mix?	1.1538	0.04855	78	68	8	2
5188	We were just two lost souls, swimming in a fish bowl. Only this time, I wasn't.	1.1538	0.05750	52	45	6	1
5189	Did I forget to pack my fishing pole?	1.1538	0.05473	65	57	6	2
5190	Y’know...I forget.	1.1538	0.05015	65	56	8	1
5191	Just when you think it's the most remote corner of the Adirondacks--someone's back yard... #shouldhavegonetothenationalpark	1.1538	0.05052	52	44	8	0
5192	Spare some water?	1.1538	0.05473	65	57	6	2
5193	Oh, I thought they said "gold DISH"	1.1538	0.05015	65	56	8	1
5194	Things are opening up, you can't keep going to school remotely anymore.	1.1538	0.04510	65	55	10	0
5195	It was then Curious George envisioned a machine learning approach to variant search would accelerate the next leg of his journey into freshwater.	1.1538	0.05015	65	56	8	1
5196	Is he gone yet?	1.1538	0.04510	65	55	10	0
5197	I seek enlightenment. You?	1.1528	0.04270	72	61	11	0
5198	Your thirst for life's meaning has officially been quenched. Please drop the tip directly in the bowl.	1.1528	0.04270	72	61	11	0
5199	This will help cover the royalty fee.	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
5200	Oh, this must be Mount Fishinajaro	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
5201	Climb to reach a pot of gold" the ad read. Too bad "fish" was in fine print and he wasn't wearing his bifocals	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
5202	I’m so sorry I left you. Let’s never fight again, okay?	1.1528	0.04270	72	61	11	0
5203	Can you change my water NOW?	1.1528	0.04270	72	61	11	0
5204	Something about the cave seemed fishy to Gary.	1.1528	0.04270	72	61	11	0
5205	This isn’t about my car warranty is it?	1.1528	0.05104	72	63	7	2
5206	I had it. Then poof! It was gone. Oh hello! What brings you here?	1.1525	0.04721	59	50	9	0
5207	Jonathan couldn’t believe his eyes. The old prosecutor was right. “ There’s gold fish in them thar hills”.	1.1525	0.05829	59	52	5	2
5208	Thanks for coming, can you tell me what water is?	1.1525	0.05304	59	51	7	1
5209	I don’t give advice – I just listen.	1.1525	0.05829	59	52	5	2
5210	Oh wise one, please tell me which cryptocurrency to invest in.	1.1525	0.04721	59	50	9	0
5211	To understand life, get as far from it as possible. To be aware of all knowledge, empty your mind. And to know what it is to be human, trade places with me. Is there a map in that backpack?	1.1525	0.05304	59	51	7	1
5212	Flipper, I'm so sorry I left you here.	1.1525	0.05304	59	51	7	1
5213	Charlie you beat me up here everytime	1.1525	0.05304	59	51	7	1
5214	be A GOOD little FISHEE	1.1525	0.05829	59	52	5	2
5215	I made it! The last goldfish in existence.	1.1525	0.04721	59	50	9	0
5216	Honestly, I did not do this for the prize on the alter.	1.1525	0.05829	59	52	5	2
5217	I think I'm ready to go outside again.	1.1525	0.04721	59	50	9	0
5218	really?	1.1525	0.04721	59	50	9	0
5219	They mandated that all board members attend in person	1.1525	0.04721	59	50	9	0
5220	I’ve been yelling ‘Marco’ for hours!	1.1525	0.05304	59	51	7	1
5221	That was what Nemo meant when he said he met ‘the gill of his dreams’.	1.1525	0.04721	59	50	9	0
5222	together, we can scale any mountain.	1.1525	0.05304	59	51	7	1
5223	Looks like hermit goldfish are even more reclusive than hermit crabs !	1.1525	0.05304	59	51	7	1
5224	Promise me that you’ll find a toilet to flush me down	1.1525	0.05304	59	51	7	1
5225	Seats taken	1.1525	0.05304	59	51	7	1
5226	If I appear disappointed, it is that I was led to believe that you would feed at least fifty people at my wife's birthday party.	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
5227	Sorry, but by the end of the day, the fresh fish selection for hungry climbers gets very limited.	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
5228	My precious 😍	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
5229	Yes, Boris, I really have been here for the million years since the water receded.	1.1515	0.05395	66	58	6	2
5230	Sorry buddy, ex-wives will go to any lengths for revenge!	1.1515	0.05395	66	58	6	2
5231	Would you mind feeding me while His Holiness is in Malibu?	1.1515	0.04944	66	57	8	1
5232	Don’t even ask—and yes, I’m a wise guy.	1.1515	0.05395	66	58	6	2
5233	“I could have sworn the townfolks said there was gold in these hills.”	1.1515	0.04944	66	57	8	1
5234	I was put up here as punishment for being a terrible gossip.	1.1515	0.04447	66	56	10	0
5235	It was about time, John!	1.1515	0.04447	66	56	10	0
5236	If you think I’m an impossible pet, try getting a dog	1.1515	0.04447	66	56	10	0
5237	#cavebait #instagramengagementbait	1.1515	0.04944	66	57	8	1
5238	That’s why you should walk your pets on a leash!	1.1515	0.04944	66	57	8	1
5239	Turn around and go home, Jeff. We don’t want you either. Our petition to deny you entry from space was even longer than Earth’s.	1.1515	0.04944	66	57	8	1
5240	Now might be a bad time but I’m kind of running out of oxygen in here	1.1515	0.04944	66	57	8	1
5241	Evolution in the age of social media.	1.1515	0.04447	66	56	10	0
5242	Ted Lasso speaks the truth. The key to happiness is to be a goldfish	1.1515	0.05395	66	58	6	2
5243	So....what is the meaning of life?	1.1512	0.03885	86	73	13	0
5244	Did you see Jeff Bezos go into space while you were swimming?	1.1509	0.04964	53	45	8	0
5245	So this is revenge for flushing you down the toilet 30 years ago?!	1.1509	0.04964	53	45	8	0
5246	Did you waste the cat, or is this another excuses visit?	1.1509	0.05648	53	46	6	1
5247	A goldfish named Zen	1.1509	0.06258	53	47	4	2
5248	A rather stale hallucination	1.1509	0.05648	53	46	6	1
5249	Todd completes his mile high hike to find that the fabled pot of gold is actually a ....!	1.1507	0.04645	73	63	9	1
5250	Ah yes, you’ve come for enlightenment. The secret of life is … wait, … why are you here?	1.1507	0.04645	73	63	9	1
5251	Take a peak at my new fish?	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
5252	A pot with a goldfish? I was told it would be a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow…	1.1507	0.04645	73	63	9	1
5253	You expected gold , didn’t you? Follow your heart not your wallet, fool.	1.1507	0.04645	73	63	9	1
5254	Room with a view	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
5255	Man-can-have-gold but Catch not in the shallow and lose the substance.	1.1507	0.04216	73	62	11	0
5256	Next time go by fishbowl.	1.1507	0.04645	73	63	9	1
5257	‘ sure you can drink it’	1.1500	0.06210	60	54	3	3
5258	What took you so long? Eh, he can't hear me.	1.1500	0.04649	60	51	9	0
5259	I thought the ‘Lama’ simply had misspoken when he told me that I’d find ‘Spiritual En-fish-ment’ when I reach the top!	1.1500	0.05063	80	71	6	3
5260	and i didn't bring my fishing rod!	1.1500	0.05221	60	52	7	1
5261	Next stop, edge of space!	1.1500	0.05737	60	53	5	2
5262	to each his own fish bowl	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
5263	Because you once gave me a flush, I am giving you a full house.	1.1500	0.05221	60	52	7	1
5264	The secret of life is: “Change the water and don’t overfeed.”	1.1500	0.05221	60	52	7	1
5265	hi I am Karl from UBER EATS I have your fish food	1.1500	0.05221	60	52	7	1
5266	If your God had wanted you to live, he would not have made me.	1.1500	0.05221	60	52	7	1
5267	Is the fish sandwich fad still raging?	1.1500	0.05221	60	52	7	1
5268	Who would've thought the Holy Grail could've been found at Petco?	1.1500	0.05221	60	52	7	1
5269	No, being a pescatarian is actaully very harmful to your well-being.	1.1500	0.04649	60	51	9	0
5270	I have no idea about who this grail heals. I am just a Facebook employee on my five year sabbatical, hiking the alps.	1.1500	0.05737	60	53	5	2
5271	I don't care how thirsty you are. I LIVE in this bowl.	1.1500	0.05737	60	53	5	2
5272	Nope, sorry, no toilet. Why do you think I hang out up here?	1.1500	0.04649	60	51	9	0
5273	Did you ever get the feeling you were making a pointless journey?	1.1500	0.04649	60	51	9	0
5274	There are climbing fish after all.	1.1500	0.05737	60	53	5	2
5275	After a life of searching the Pacific ocean, John suddenly found Point Nemo in the one place he never expected.	1.1500	0.05221	60	52	7	1
5276	Phew! Job done after zoom calls	1.1500	0.05221	60	52	7	1
5277	”Teach a man to fish’, they said..?	1.1500	0.04649	60	51	9	0
5278	Don’t worry Goldie - I’ll be back on Tuesday to feed you.	1.1500	0.05221	60	52	7	1
5279	So I guess you caved in and didn't hide far?!	1.1493	0.05318	67	59	6	2
5280	I am thirsty. Do you know where I can get a drink?	1.1493	0.05318	67	59	6	2
5281	I should've just played a carnival game.	1.1493	0.04386	67	57	10	0
5282	Drink this water and you'll have to scramble down fast to get me to sea level. You expected maybe an enlightened tuna?	1.1493	0.05318	67	59	6	2
5283	He's out, but he specifically asked about fresh water and fish food.	1.1493	0.05728	67	60	4	3
5284	I got a better idea, why don’t I teach you how to fish?	1.1493	0.04875	67	58	8	1
5285	Keep swimming?	1.1493	0.04875	67	58	8	1
5286	What were you expecting a chipmunk ?	1.1493	0.04386	67	57	10	0
5287	What do you mean ‘they were out?’	1.1493	0.05318	67	59	6	2
5288	Oh, so the fish-bumper-sticker mistery was really just all about a fish...what a bummer	1.1493	0.05318	67	59	6	2
5289	Won’t never forget where I stashed that private key again..	1.1493	0.04875	67	58	8	1
5290	Forgot my phone	1.1493	0.04386	67	57	10	0
5291	* blurp *	1.1493	0.04875	67	58	8	1
5292	Hi my name is Rocky.	1.1493	0.04875	67	58	8	1
5293	Ah, I see you have been around the globe	1.1489	0.05249	47	40	7	0
5294	My offering is granola bars. not fish food !	1.1489	0.05249	47	40	7	0
5295	Total Enlightenment is going to have to wait, this bowl needs a thorough cleaning.	1.1486	0.04164	74	63	11	0
5296	Before we get started, you wouldn't happen to have any fish-food on you would you?	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
5297	You have better brought food.!	1.1486	0.05333	74	66	5	3
5298	One small step for...a goldfish cocktail	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
5299	I thought I'd find it here	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
5300	...I don't have any threes, go fish...	1.1486	0.05333	74	66	5	3
5301	Catfishing in 2021	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
5302	So when you said ‘just keep swimming’...	1.1486	0.04974	74	65	7	2
5303	If it is enlightenmnet you seek, bring me a worm, and then we'll talk.	1.1481	0.04880	54	46	8	0
5304	Help me! I've been kidnapped because I'm worth my weight in goldfish	1.1481	0.04880	54	46	8	0
5305	What, no chips?	1.1481	0.05550	54	47	6	1
5306	Be here now. Duh!	1.1481	0.05550	54	47	6	1
5307	This cave’s been called for	1.1481	0.05550	54	47	6	1
5308	There's a typo in that map, I'm a kissing fish not a wishing fish. Pucker up!	1.1481	0.04880	54	46	8	0
5309	I was wondering why my wife told me to pack fish food. By	1.1481	0.04880	54	46	8	0
5310	Stay. I’ll be back soon.	1.1481	0.06147	54	48	4	2
5311	And I still haven't found what I'm looking for.	1.1481	0.06147	54	48	4	2
5312	So now you know…Life is a little fishy	1.1481	0.04880	54	46	8	0
5313	If you want to know the meaning of life, give me some fish food.	1.1481	0.05550	54	47	6	1
5314	There you are! You've been 4 minutes away for 30minutes now. I'm starving!	1.1481	0.05550	54	47	6	1
5315	No more meaning of life answers until someone changes the water in this damn bowl.	1.1481	0.04880	54	46	8	0
5316	Yeah, I did see your future -- but I sure wish you had shown up 5 seconds ago...	1.1481	0.04880	54	46	8	0
5317	. “I had profound worlds of wisdom for you, but now I can’t remember.”	1.1481	0.04880	54	46	8	0
5318	I had better be a fish out of water.	1.1481	0.05550	54	47	6	1
5319	I can’t go on like this! That’s what you think	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
5320	Finally! You must be the new Pool Guy they said was coming by today.	1.1475	0.05141	61	53	7	1
5321	I knew this would be a safe place for you.	1.1475	0.04578	61	52	9	0
5322	Freakin James Bond- where the hell is the finger?!	1.1475	0.05141	61	53	7	1
5323	Disappointed? Just think of the view.	1.1475	0.05647	61	54	5	2
5324	Wait... what? Do you even remember why you made me?	1.1475	0.05141	61	53	7	1
5325	I thought I might find you here.	1.1475	0.05647	61	54	5	2
5326	What? It was all under water.	1.1475	0.05141	61	53	7	1
5327	So it turns out that karma really is a bitch.	1.1475	0.05141	61	53	7	1
5328	I’m afraid I’m about to be a fish out of water.	1.1475	0.05647	61	54	5	2
5329	Blub the lamp and I’ll grant you three fishes	1.1475	0.05141	61	53	7	1
5330	How the hell did u get up here🤔!.	1.1475	0.04578	61	52	9	0
5331	They told me I would find gold.. oh they meant a goldfish..	1.1475	0.05141	61	53	7	1
5332	Congrats. I’ve been waiting for you to win the cliffhanger game on Price is Right.	1.1475	0.05141	61	53	7	1
5333	At least when I die no one will flush me down the toilet!	1.1475	0.04578	61	52	9	0
5334	Finally, some water.	1.1475	0.04578	61	52	9	0
5335	is ‘hi there! Remember me?’	1.1475	0.05141	61	53	7	1
5336	The shape-shifting mountain genie was especially capricious in the climbing season.	1.1475	0.05141	61	53	7	1
5337	The others are never going to believe this!	1.1475	0.05141	61	53	7	1
5338	Two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl…	1.1475	0.04578	61	52	9	0
5339	The quest for the Golden Fish came to a disappointing end.	1.1471	0.04807	68	59	8	1
5340	Are You My Sherpa?	1.1471	0.04807	68	59	8	1
5341	I see that you passed on the gerbils, puppies are the next peak up.	1.1471	0.05244	68	60	6	2
5342	You must have known the whole wise guy myth was always a little fishy.	1.1471	0.04807	68	59	8	1
5343	They promised gold in the hidden cave on the History Channel!	1.1471	0.04327	68	58	10	0
5344	I'm sure you ARE thirsty after that climb but you should have come prepared. I'm not sharing my water, Ed.	1.1471	0.04807	68	59	8	1
5345	Oh, Hello! You are the chosen one… Oh, Hello! You are the chosen one…	1.1471	0.04327	68	58	10	0
5346	This hasn't been a day at the beach for me either.	1.1471	0.05244	68	60	6	2
5347	'It's one snack it's ok to get hooked on'	1.1471	0.04807	68	59	8	1
5348	Thirsty-Meal	1.1471	0.05244	68	60	6	2
5349	Searching this whole time for something that was already captured.	1.1471	0.04807	68	59	8	1
5350	Oh HERE you are! I’ve literally looked all over for you.	1.1471	0.04327	68	58	10	0
5351	The Golden Fish	1.1471	0.05244	68	60	6	2
5352	About to realize Pokémon Go and mushrooms do not mix	1.1471	0.04807	68	59	8	1
5353	‘Not the gold Bob was hoping for’	1.1471	0.05244	68	60	6	2
5354	It was in China, late one moonless night, The Simorgh first appeared to mortal sight-Attar neyshabouri	1.1471	0.04807	68	59	8	1
5355	Looks like I've got a decision to make.	1.1467	0.04113	75	64	11	0
5356	What do you mean? I AM the guru.	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
5357	Thank heavens you're here! Donald Trump dropped me off and said he'd send someone to rescue me once he's back in the White House.	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
5358	so, you think CLIMBING here is a BIG deal!	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
5359	What's a nice fish like you doing up here?	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
5360	10 million years of evolution and that’s the best you can do?	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
5361	One word: sushi.	1.1455	0.06040	55	49	4	2
5362	42 ... and don't overfeed me.	1.1455	0.05455	55	48	6	1
5363	Could you please stop blocking my view?	1.1455	0.04798	55	47	8	0
5364	Prophesy for Food.. Cough it up.	1.1455	0.05455	55	48	6	1
5365	Seriously!	1.1455	0.05455	55	48	6	1
5366	Disturbing the peace.	1.1455	0.05455	55	48	6	1
5367	There is nothing fishy going on up here... Move Along.	1.1455	0.04798	55	47	8	0
5368	The wise hermit has gone to the shopping mall. He asked me to fill in until he returns.	1.1455	0.04798	55	47	8	0
5369	Go fish” was a much longer game than he remembered	1.1455	0.04798	55	47	8	0
5370	Yes, there were plenty more fish in the sea but I just knew I had to go to the ends of the earth to win her back.	1.1455	0.06040	55	49	4	2
5371	If you feed me, Ill grant you eternal life.	1.1452	0.05063	62	54	7	1
5372	“I was abandoned after the pandemic.”	1.1452	0.04510	62	53	9	0
5373	Nemo will never find me here!	1.1452	0.05063	62	54	7	1
5374	”You won’t believe the day I’ve had.	1.1452	0.05063	62	54	7	1
5375	Oh hey, Sisyphus! Where's your rock?	1.1452	0.05063	62	54	7	1
5376	Give a man steps, and he will climb for a day. Teach him to climb, and his altitude will change for a lifetime.	1.1452	0.05063	62	54	7	1
5377	Another First	1.1452	0.05063	62	54	7	1
5378	And to think I’d have to pay $5.99 at Petsmart!	1.1452	0.05560	62	55	5	2
5379	Something seems fishy.	1.1452	0.05560	62	55	5	2
5380	Can you spare a few crumbs from your Power Bar?	1.1452	0.05063	62	54	7	1
5381	The Meaning of Life, Dear Seeker, is...hang on, I had it a second ago.	1.1452	0.04510	62	53	9	0
5382	You echoed?	1.1452	0.05063	62	54	7	1
5383	How ironic, i forgot where i put you.	1.1452	0.04510	62	53	9	0
5384	(In unison) “Are you with the rescue party?”	1.1452	0.05063	62	54	7	1
5385	I climbed up here to find God	1.1452	0.05560	62	55	5	2
5386	'i heard footsteps and was sooo hoping for a gal with a big ole booty this time. you ruined it, dude.'	1.1452	0.05063	62	54	7	1
5387	It is a beta test or bait?	1.1452	0.05063	62	54	7	1
5388	Oh...OK, then...here's your food (tap tap tap). Now then, I have this philosophical dilemma that's bugging me for decades: ..." Contes	1.1452	0.05063	62	54	7	1
5389	So I don't boil in my bowl! . . You the guy with the fish food? . ..When do the camera guys get here?	1.1449	0.05172	69	61	6	2
5390	You’re wearing that? Who invited you?!	1.1449	0.04742	69	60	8	1
5391	By chance, any tropical fish food on you?	1.1449	0.04269	69	59	10	0
5392	She went to get some fish food	1.1449	0.04269	69	59	10	0
5393	Atleast someone’s still quarantining.	1.1449	0.05172	69	61	6	2
5394	Hi, let me tell you that the holy grail in reality is a bowl	1.1449	0.04742	69	60	8	1
5395	glub. he's finally coming for me.	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
5396	Extended warranty? I don't even own a car.	1.1447	0.04850	76	67	7	2
5397	People are certainly getting more adventurous with how they abandon pets bought during the pandemic.	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
5398	Sorry buddy, you'll have to go even higher or grow gills	1.1446	0.03884	83	71	12	0
5399	If I lift it there may be a number on the bottom.	1.1429	0.04718	56	48	8	0
5400	To you all, best fishes.	1.1429	0.04678	70	61	8	1
5401	When I flushed you down the toilet I didn't know there was a gold fish Heaven. I feel so unburdened now.	1.1429	0.05476	63	56	5	2
5402	1) To clear your mind, wreak haddock on your expectations. 2) Tune in, tune out, tuna.	1.1429	0.05476	63	56	5	2
5403	I'm close, but I think I hear Kamala cackling in the background and I may have to turn back.	1.1429	0.04213	70	60	10	0
5404	I said back off. I’m on a climate strike.	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
5405	Water you up too?	1.1429	0.04444	63	54	9	0
5406	Fred was shocked to realize that there were gold fish in them there hills.	1.1429	0.04444	63	54	9	0
5407	Sure I'm back. What have you been doing?	1.1429	0.05832	49	43	5	1
5408	Hey your wife rang - shes says stop off for some Milk.	1.1429	0.07287	42	38	2	2
5409	Well, it WAS your voter registration office...	1.1429	0.04987	63	55	7	1
5410	Did you not hear -fish?	1.1429	0.05363	56	49	6	1
5411	That's right. No legs. In a bowl. So SHUT UP!	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
5412	High in the Andes Mountains, exhausted and running low on oxygen Joe Schmidt wished he could join Max in his refreshing goldfish bowl.	1.1429	0.05051	49	42	7	0
5413	Some fool college student wanted to get his fish high	1.1429	0.04833	84	75	6	3
5414	Expecting a pot of gold maybe?	1.1429	0.05102	70	62	6	2
5415	At the moment, this type of tourism is really only for the fish elite.	1.1429	0.04678	70	61	8	1
5416	There really was gold in them thar hills.	1.1429	0.04718	56	48	8	0
5417	I'm a VERY coy carp.....	1.1429	0.04678	70	61	8	1
5418	Considering how big your bowl is, you're really small.	1.1429	0.04678	70	61	8	1
5419	The purpose of life is to swim and eat.	1.1429	0.05102	70	62	6	2
5420	After a tough climb,fish and chips is something to look forward to.	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
5421	There ya' go, the cat won't find you here	1.1429	0.04718	56	48	8	0
5422	Hey buddy, where are your parents?	1.1429	0.04718	56	48	8	0
5423	This time, bring back the flakes not the pellets.	1.1429	0.05832	49	43	5	1
5424	You flushed me when you thought I was dead... Karma	1.1429	0.04987	63	55	7	1
5425	They said There’s GOLD in them hills	1.1429	0.05476	63	56	5	2
5426	I'm sorry, but the free-wish policy ended when one of the pilgrims wished that I become a goldfish.	1.1429	0.04718	56	48	8	0
5427	She tells me: Go get the fish, Peter. The cat is dead.	1.1429	0.04987	63	55	7	1
5428	The climb wasn't so bad, but I sure could have used your backpack.	1.1429	0.04444	63	54	9	0
5429	Damn, I forgot fish food.	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
5430	Do you have any dried fish flakes in your backpack? I'm starving!	1.1429	0.04987	63	55	7	1
5431	Did you remember my paddle board?	1.1429	0.04444	63	54	9	0
5432	My eyes tell me either I'm suffering from altitude Hallucinations, or someone has left their pet behind!!	1.1429	0.04718	56	48	8	0
5433	on the underwater revelation cave you'll find a sea monkey... I'm lonely.	1.1429	0.04987	63	55	7	1
5434	I’m sorry, but this just isn’t going to work if you won’t share the water.	1.1429	0.04678	70	61	8	1
5435	finding life in caves!	1.1429	0.05102	70	62	6	2
5436	Very light dinner- bear grylls	1.1429	0.05476	63	56	5	2
5437	Is this a flying fish ?	1.1429	0.05832	49	43	5	1
5438	I told my owners they could have flushed me down the toilet, but they like a challenge.	1.1429	0.05937	56	50	4	2
5439	You’ll freeze in winter	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
5440	AAHH FISH....y (?) umm 🤔	1.1429	0.04987	63	55	7	1
5441	Secretary of State for education : ‘Everybody is a genius, even a fish can climb a mountain.’	1.1429	0.04718	56	48	8	0
5442	You can’t keep doing every time you watch Seaspiracy!	1.1429	0.04444	63	54	9	0
5443	Oh great. I found a goldfish.	1.1429	0.05476	63	56	5	2
5444	Get out while you can.	1.1429	0.04987	63	55	7	1
5445	I know... I’ve heard the song. But there’s only room for one lost soul in this fishbowl.” #pinkfloy	1.1429	0.04444	63	54	9	0
5446	Ocean, sky, wide, free. Pure magic.	1.1429	0.05476	63	56	5	2
5447	This is a strange entrance for a carnival.	1.1429	0.05363	56	49	6	1
5448	Come Back Little Sheba	1.1429	0.04444	63	54	9	0
5449	Finally, the answer to the Universe.	1.1429	0.05102	70	62	6	2
5450	It is time.	1.1429	0.04987	63	55	7	1
5451	You asked Janet to feed me? JANET?!?	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
5452	Oh great Oracle, please tell me the meaning of life is much more accessible than I think it is…	1.1429	0.05363	56	49	6	1
5453	God, just give me a sign	1.1429	0.04678	70	61	8	1
5454	Aw darn. I came to the wrong place. I wanted an angel fish.	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
5455	Suffering a mid-life crisis, Bill embarks on a journey to seek enlightenment while on vacation from his job at Pepperidge Farm	1.1410	0.05390	78	71	3	4
5456	Fish to the man - "You can pee now!"	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
5457	Vot did you expect, three fishes?	1.1408	0.04158	71	61	10	0
5458	The cracker company still hasn’t fixed the sign!?	1.1408	0.05418	71	64	4	3
5459	Most mountain climbers try to obtain a blissful state through navel-gazing. Me? Fish don’t have a navel.	1.1408	0.04158	71	61	10	0
5460	What was the hermit saint trying to tell me? Was I a human fish trapped in a meaningless life or was I supposed to clean the fishbowl?	1.1408	0.05033	71	63	6	2
5461	Life? If you were hoping for cherries that's two mountains over.	1.1408	0.04616	71	62	8	1
5462	Huh. I always wondered what a goldfish’s natural environment was	1.1408	0.04616	71	62	8	1
5463	A fish out of water	1.1406	0.04914	64	56	7	1
5464	I just need a break from life in a fishbowl	1.1406	0.04380	64	55	9	0
5465	What if I said, " Take Me To Your Leader?"	1.1406	0.05395	64	57	5	2
5466	No sorry, the Bitcoin Fish is in the next cave over.	1.1406	0.04914	64	56	7	1
5467	Brian!	1.1406	0.04380	64	55	9	0
5468	What you looking at? Can’t I enjoy this majestic mountain view from the window of my own cave!	1.1406	0.04380	64	55	9	0
5469	Excuse me men, I came here to be Alone an double isolated.	1.1406	0.04914	64	56	7	1
5470	I'll give you the next clue to the Treasure hunt if you feed me.	1.1404	0.04642	57	49	8	0
5471	The real meaning of life is 'FISH.'	1.1404	0.04642	57	49	8	0
5472	That was the easy fin of the trail.	1.1404	0.04642	57	49	8	0
5473	I missed you.	1.1404	0.05274	57	50	6	1
5474	And I thought I would be the only one here.	1.1404	0.04642	57	49	8	0
5475	Did you bury the cat?	1.1404	0.04642	57	49	8	0
5476	The meaning of life is freedom.	1.1404	0.04642	57	49	8	0
5477	It better be made from China.	1.1404	0.04642	57	49	8	0
5478	The Meaning of Life?” You cannot return, but I will evolve	1.1404	0.05838	57	51	4	2
5479	You'll forget I was here in 3 seconds	1.1404	0.04642	57	49	8	0
5480	You didn't pass a guy in a diver rig on the way up did you?	1.1404	0.05274	57	50	6	1
5481	Think of this as a 'bowl is half-full or half-empty' moment.	1.1404	0.04642	57	49	8	0
5482	Dangnabbit! Thar is a goldfish in them thar hills.	1.1404	0.04642	57	49	8	0
5483	It's Goby, not Guru.	1.1404	0.05274	57	50	6	1
5484	But, beware: the Grail cannot pass beyond the Great Cave, for that is the boundry, and the price, of immortality.	1.1404	0.04642	57	49	8	0
5485	Ohhh what the fuck a phish up here ah what dude damn I name it Philiper	1.1404	0.05274	57	50	6	1
5486	Oh, yeah, and we’re out of fish flakes, too.	1.1400	0.04957	50	43	7	0
5487	Yep. He needs food.	1.1400	0.04957	50	43	7	0
5488	Do you mind taking my picture?	1.1400	0.04957	50	43	7	0
5489	Okay, so you know that scene in 'Dirty Dancing' when Baby carried a watermelon...?	1.1400	0.04957	50	43	7	0
5490	Humans can’t leave us alone, can they! You took over the sea, now you are here to take my bowl also? Get outa here!!	1.1400	0.05721	50	44	5	1
5491	The reception you get when The Guru of The Mountain Cave is on vacation in Cabo.	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
5492	Welcome to the Golden standard of cave dwelling.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
5493	The end of the quest for the meaning of life	1.1389	0.04556	72	63	8	1
5494	I knew there was something fishy about this mountain.	1.1389	0.04104	72	62	10	0
5495	There had better be gold in that sand ...	1.1389	0.04556	72	63	8	1
5496	I just needed a break from dwelling in the light.	1.1389	0.04556	72	63	8	1
5497	I love saying amoung	1.1389	0.04967	72	64	6	2
5498	At least you have grave with a view	1.1389	0.04556	72	63	8	1
5499	Took me so many years to win a goldfish.	1.1385	0.04842	65	57	7	1
5500	This is the last time I put up with your high jinks	1.1385	0.04842	65	57	7	1
5501	Welcome. I'm ready for climate change. Is that why you've come up here?	1.1385	0.04317	65	56	9	0
5502	This really improved my self esteem.	1.1385	0.04842	65	57	7	1
5503	Eureka!!!	1.1385	0.05750	65	59	3	3
5504	I am the eye in the liquid sphere of this unyielding orbit. You're blocking my view.	1.1385	0.04842	65	57	7	1
5505	According to this leprechaun legend, you’ll find a goldfish bowl when you reach the summit.	1.1385	0.04842	65	57	7	1
5506	you didn’t see the back elevator?	1.1385	0.04317	65	56	9	0
5507	There are two paths you can go by…look to the west…the piper will lead you to reason.” And with that, Robert listened very hard, and everything did really turn to gold	1.1385	0.04317	65	56	9	0
5508	I said you’d regret naming me Sue	1.1385	0.04317	65	56	9	0
5509	What can I do for you?	1.1385	0.04842	65	57	7	1
5510	Sorry, buddy. My death won't give you life	1.1385	0.04842	65	57	7	1
5511	Are you my Airbnb host?	1.1379	0.05188	58	51	6	1
5512	I hope you like trail mix,I ran out of Goldfish hours ago.	1.1379	0.05741	58	52	4	2
5513	Yes, I know what water is.	1.1379	0.05188	58	51	6	1
5514	Hi Dorothy!! Elmo is vaccinated and he has asked me to care of you on holidays	1.1379	0.05188	58	51	6	1
5515	Aha! Are you just climbing? Or were you hoping for a fish's answer to ...	1.1379	0.04567	58	50	8	0
5516	On your first holiday after COVID, you shouldn't worry about picking the sea or the mountains	1.1379	0.04567	58	50	8	0
5517	Bring food?	1.1379	0.04567	58	50	8	0
5518	A bowl of clean water and fresh air. What else?	1.1379	0.05741	58	52	4	2
5519	Keep in mind that a fish, so my definition of fulfillment may vary slightly from yours.	1.1379	0.05741	58	52	4	2
5520	get me out here fore global warming hits	1.1379	0.05188	58	51	6	1
5521	Get me out of this f---ing jar!	1.1379	0.04567	58	50	8	0
5522	Like it's hard?	1.1379	0.05188	58	51	6	1
5523	MY BOWL SHOULD HAVE BEEN CLEANED TWO DAYS AGO. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?	1.1379	0.04567	58	50	8	0
5524	Just got in from California?	1.1379	0.04567	58	50	8	0
5525	This isn’t the ocean …they really need to fix our plumbing	1.1379	0.04567	58	50	8	0
5526	You have now reached peak relaxation. Enjoy your time here with the others.	1.1379	0.05188	58	51	6	1
5527	Nemo, how’d you get all the way up here?	1.1379	0.04567	58	50	8	0
5528	There’s the ocean! I told them climate change didn’t take it all!	1.1379	0.05188	58	51	6	1
5529	You’re lucky I have a better memory than you.	1.1379	0.05188	58	51	6	1
5530	The “Golden Summit” was not what Cliff had anticipated.	1.1379	0.05188	58	51	6	1
5531	You’ll be happy here, don’t give me that look	1.1379	0.05741	58	52	4	2
5532	Just go Gil, you’re free. We don’t want you anymore.	1.1379	0.05188	58	51	6	1
5533	I’ve finally reached the summit, and the guru is a goldfish?	1.1379	0.04567	58	50	8	0
5534	Ahhhh!! The last sushi on Earth!!!	1.1379	0.05188	58	51	6	1
5535	I can't believe you couldn't just let me have this.	1.1375	0.03875	80	69	11	0
5536	Why is it that all three computers (PCs) in my house have the same problem? That being: All the links bring me to the new contest. I can't see "You be the judge," nor "The final three," nor "The winner (finally)." This has been going on for months.	1.1373	0.06275	51	46	3	2
5537	Goldfish mountain cave, gotta send a review to Tripadvisor.	1.1373	0.04867	51	44	7	0
5538	I've been hungry a long time so, if you're smart, you'll keep climbing	1.1373	0.05615	51	45	5	1
5539	He put me here as a metaphoric answer for the meaning of life question. You gotta take a number for the other ones.	1.1373	0.05615	51	45	5	1
5540	What happened to your two friends?	1.1370	0.04497	73	64	8	1
5541	You wouldn’t be so surprised if I told you about the monkey’s paw…	1.1370	0.04052	73	63	10	0
5542	Roger realizes he misread the ad for a free Goldendoodle.	1.1370	0.04902	73	65	6	2
5543	Finally! I've reached the Golden Bowl!	1.1370	0.04902	73	65	6	2
5544	Give me a minute, I’m trying to come up with something that isn’t a pun.	1.1364	0.04257	66	57	9	0
5545	The Guru's at the Pet Shop."	1.1364	0.04257	66	57	9	0
5546	I came up here to die thinking I’d be reincarnated as an eagle.	1.1364	0.04773	66	58	7	1
5547	They warned you about hypoxia.	1.1364	0.04773	66	58	7	1
5548	Sure, I have some profound advice: Don't let them put you in a bowl!	1.1364	0.04773	66	58	7	1
5549	There's my goldie in then there hills!	1.1364	0.04257	66	57	9	0
5550	You won’t believe this but the store was out of fish food.	1.1364	0.05239	66	59	5	2
5551	This is what I get for thinking there would be something fishy way up here.	1.1364	0.04257	66	57	9	0
5552	Did you remember my food?	1.1364	0.04773	66	58	7	1
5553	You've come to the right place.	1.1364	0.05239	66	59	5	2
5554	Headed to the fishbowl #pegasus	1.1364	0.04257	66	57	9	0
5555	Excuse me, I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty	1.1364	0.04773	66	58	7	1
5556	All this way and no coffee? Sure, I'm the crazy one, Ted.	1.1364	0.04773	66	58	7	1
5557	Carl was disgusted to discover a invasive species in his favorite cave.	1.1364	0.05239	66	59	5	2
5558	I can’t talk, what happen in Vegas stays in Vegas.	1.1364	0.04257	66	57	9	0
5559	Please tell me they haven’t been panic buying castles too	1.1364	0.04257	66	57	9	0
5560	Did Tim tell you to bring the algae wafers?	1.1356	0.04495	59	51	8	0
5561	Each trip up the mountain is a totally new experience.	1.1356	0.05648	59	53	4	2
5562	Erik Hoffer was right!!!!	1.1356	0.04495	59	51	8	0
5563	J.C. I expected filet mignon.	1.1356	0.05104	59	52	6	1
5564	Yup. The ones who hold the answer to life is the ones you flushed down the toilet!!	1.1356	0.04495	59	51	8	0
5565	and I thought I was the last person on earth	1.1356	0.04495	59	51	8	0
5566	Put Edwina back in the bowl.	1.1356	0.05104	59	52	6	1
5567	What ever happened to cherries?	1.1356	0.04495	59	51	8	0
5568	We have to top meeting like this, it's too fishy.	1.1356	0.05648	59	53	4	2
5569	Grasshopper, you're late. Come back tomorrow ... and bring me a grasshopper.	1.1356	0.04495	59	51	8	0
5570	I’m hungry and I am going to eat you.	1.1356	0.05104	59	52	6	1
5571	After many months of reflection and internal discussion, I have chosen to make a transition this year in starting to carve out a progressive new role.	1.1356	0.05104	59	52	6	1
5572	We’re just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl….man	1.1356	0.05104	59	52	6	1
5573	I knew that treasure map seemed fishy.	1.1356	0.05104	59	52	6	1
5574	Dammit. I should have flushed faster.	1.1356	0.04495	59	51	8	0
5575	The truth you seek is at the bottom of those fish flakes…	1.1356	0.04495	59	51	8	0
5576	Im getting too old for this petsitting gig	1.1356	0.04495	59	51	8	0
5577	Take two steps back or I will recede.	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
5578	So this is the great fishbowl in the sky? Well then I have some calls to make.	1.1351	0.04839	74	66	6	2
5579	Social distancing, taken too far	1.1351	0.04839	74	66	6	2
5580	Hey David, social distancing is great. You should try!	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
5581	Step right up! Free cole slaw with 2 piece mammal and chips today only!	1.1346	0.04779	52	45	7	0
5582	Joe knew the elusive golden fish would go well in his dining room.	1.1346	0.05512	52	46	5	1
5583	Food-wise all I can offer you is gorp.	1.1343	0.05164	67	60	5	2
5584	Oh,my love,my darling. I have climbed many mountains to see you again.	1.1343	0.04197	67	58	9	0
5585	Honey, I’m home!	1.1343	0.05164	67	60	5	2
5586	Let me guess: you aren't packing any fish food EITHER!	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
5587	I still don't see how you're going to kill me, but this is beginning to freak me out.	1.1343	0.05164	67	60	5	2
5588	On your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.	1.1343	0.04197	67	58	9	0
5589	Ambivalent culmination prompts Edmund to rethink his style.	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
5590	Disappointing. It’s not a pot of gold. It’s a pot of goldfish.	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
5591	What the hell are you doing here!	1.1343	0.04197	67	58	9	0
5592	You are not the golden item I was expecting	1.1343	0.05164	67	60	5	2
5593	Sorry, The Dead Sea Scrolls were removed a long time ago.	1.1343	0.04197	67	58	9	0
5594	Oups	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
5595	I thought in the summit I would find freedom, but now I question it! .	1.1343	0.04197	67	58	9	0
5596	I'm not here to compete. man. There's room for both of us.	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
5597	I thought I would find you here.	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
5598	True wisdom comes to the seeker who has a thirst only for knowledge, never water.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
5599	No, I'm not a pescatarian. Why do you ask?	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
5600	After so many mile, damn the dream and golden fish! I am sooooo thirsty	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
5601	Goldberg lives two mountains over. Why have a space for delivery instructions if you never look at them?	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
5602	These mountains streams aren't what they used to be.	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
5603	Greetings seeker of enlightenment. You can address me as the Maharfishi.	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
5604	One fish, two fish, red fish, Peru fish.	1.1333	0.05557	60	54	4	2
5605	Thankfully I'm a pescatarian.	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
5606	Damn, I asked for a guru, not a guppy.	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
5607	Why won't you get your jab for the Delta variant?	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
5608	I am glad to finally find you before the cold weather arrives.	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
5609	I knew it had to be somewhere.	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
5610	‘’Dwell I never’’	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
5611	I'm no pot of gold, but occasionally I'm at the end of the rainbow.	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
5612	I predict flash floods for the National Weather Service.	1.1333	0.04426	60	52	8	0
5613	I mean I did need some water...	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
5614	Feed me. I am yours.	1.1333	0.05557	60	54	4	2
5615	Life is treacherous. Scale gently; hold your water.	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
5616	And to think NASA.offered Mars.	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
5617	Nice Boots	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
5618	Believe it or not, I’m more of a mountain over beach kinda gal	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
5619	Oh the eternally quarantined wise one !	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
5620	Is this the gold “precious” I should look for in a cave?💍🧙‍♂️	1.1333	0.06030	45	40	4	1
5621	Fancy seeing you here, Greg.	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
5622	I looked for plenty of fish out on the sea but didn’t expect to find one out here	1.1333	0.04426	60	52	8	0
5623	I hope you’ve got a 20 gallon aquarium and filter in that backpack.	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
5624	Yep, pallie, all dried up, sorry. Worse yet, seems they wanna change your name from sea bass to bowl bass.	1.1333	0.05125	45	39	6	0
5625	You expected gold coins? Hahahahaha.	1.1333	0.04426	60	52	8	0
5626	Fish food you said. Go get me some fish food.	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
5627	How to achieve happiness on earth? That would be to eat like a fish AND good fish food.	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
5628	That's right, Gary. No matter how much you struggle, you'll never escape the glass bounds of your own hellish underwater existence. And you should have known this was a dream when you picked up Joyce Carol Oates in the Corpus Christi Dave & Buster's.	1.1324	0.05091	68	61	5	2
5629	Here fishy,fishy,fishy ..	1.1324	0.05091	68	61	5	2
5630	For more enlightenment, you will need to put on these teensy speedos.	1.1324	0.04140	68	59	9	0
5631	Trust me, your trek was not the hardest.	1.1324	0.04140	68	59	9	0
5632	I've found life is easier if others carry my water.	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
5633	-How did you get there without Doogle maps?	1.1324	0.04140	68	59	9	0
5634	Found in contentment, the meaning of life is. . . .in food of little specks, . . .peering eyes bulging, . . .dank water . . . Henh henh henh.	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
5635	This is a false summit and a dry county. Move on.	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
5636	You cannot escape me Gary. I own you. I will find you. I will always find you Gary! Bah ha ha ha ha!	1.1324	0.04140	68	59	9	0
5637	Ya man, a bowl list works just like a bucket list. By the way, Congrats, what’s next for you?	1.1324	0.04140	68	59	9	0
5638	The journey of a thousand steps ends when you realize...The journey of a thousand steps ends when you realize...	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
5639	You can see the ocean from here.	1.1324	0.04140	68	59	9	0
5640	This is the golden treasure I risked my life for?!	1.1324	0.04140	68	59	9	0
5641	Welcome to Clan of the Cave Fish	1.1321	0.05413	53	47	5	1
5642	Sorry . The damp map blurred the word.	1.1321	0.04695	53	46	7	0
5643	Great effort, now let’s see who can get back down first.	1.1321	0.04695	53	46	7	0
5644	When I heard the advice of the mountaintop guru was "fishy" I did not at first take it literally. Drat.	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
5645	About time. I phoned Uber an hour ago.	1.1311	0.04945	61	54	6	1
5646	Your choice…flake food or worms?	1.1311	0.04358	61	53	8	0
5647	YOU'RE a mountain dweller?!	1.1311	0.04945	61	54	6	1
5648	I have hiked my whole life just to meet you . . . .	1.1311	0.04358	61	53	8	0
5649	It's always life in the goldfish bowl - where do I have to go to get a little privacy?	1.1311	0.04358	61	53	8	0
5650	Aquaculture is not all that it’s cracked up to be.”	1.1311	0.04358	61	53	8	0
5651	I’m so glad you made it. It can get lonely above sea level.	1.1311	0.04945	61	54	6	1
5652	She said you'd climb the highest mountain...	1.1311	0.04358	61	53	8	0
5653	If something lives in a fishbowl, and there’s no one around to see it, is it still there?’	1.1311	0.04945	61	54	6	1
5654	And all this time I thought WE were living in the fish bowl.	1.1311	0.04945	61	54	6	1
5655	What? You wanted a low maintenance pet— now get up here and clean my bowl.	1.1311	0.04358	61	53	8	0
5656	There is always something surprising for you when you reach at the apex.	1.1311	0.04358	61	53	8	0
5657	Guess I won't be fishing for compliments after this summit!	1.1311	0.04358	61	53	8	0
5658	We hear you are looking for waterfront property...	1.1311	0.04945	61	54	6	1
5659	April Fool	1.1311	0.05470	61	55	4	2
5660	You go to the gym once after quarantine, and now you want to ask ME how I got up here?	1.1311	0.04945	61	54	6	1
5661	Now I hide, you seek!	1.1311	0.04358	61	53	8	0
5662	Just then, Frank knew exactly how a whale felt when they saw a human in a submarine	1.1311	0.04358	61	53	8	0
5663	She's an animal climbing all the way up here!	1.1304	0.05020	69	62	5	2
5664	Finally, the last living Goldfish that will not be thrown into a river and become a 500lb man eater.	1.1304	0.04084	69	60	9	0
5665	And this is how Larry discovered the almighty Dalai Goldfish, cousin of the Lama.	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
5666	I can impart words of wisdom–but only for three seconds.	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
5667	Wow. This is taking the hatred toward "Baby Shark" to the extreme.	1.1304	0.05905	46	41	4	1
5668	And finally you were here, come on for a hug, my little cutie, I missed you so much. It will never happen again	1.1304	0.04084	69	60	9	0
5669	the lake of high fortune...	1.1304	0.05020	46	40	6	0
5670	And then Joe realized why his treasure map came with his stimulus check.	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
5671	I guess people really will follow Phish anywhere 🥁	1.1304	0.04084	69	60	9	0
5672	I too left my home, David. To explore the world during the pandemic.	1.1304	0.05020	69	62	5	2
5673	I guess this apartment is taken too.	1.1304	0.04084	69	60	9	0
5674	Why it took you so long, Mark?	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
5675	Stewart, if you want a better view, we can move you near a window.	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
5676	Get me outta here!	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
5677	The two of us swimming in a fish bowl! So uncomfortably dumb.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
5678	I hope you brought the pond flakes. I haven't eaten in a couple weeks.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
5679	You took forever to get here! What's for dinner?	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
5680	Don't mind me, I'm just waiting for the next hurricane season.	1.1296	0.04614	54	47	7	0
5681	i guess i found nemo	1.1296	0.05318	54	48	5	1
5682	You wanna know if the fish are biting? You came to the right place!	1.1296	0.05318	54	48	5	1
5683	Don't tell me YOU forgot the fish food!	1.1296	0.05318	54	48	5	1
5684	Listen, you’ve got to stop swimming away from home. You’re worrying your mother sick and I don’t have time for this.	1.1296	0.04614	54	47	7	0
5685	I don't know which is worse, ME in HERE or YOU out there?!?	1.1296	0.04614	54	47	7	0
5686	I took the chopper	1.1296	0.05318	54	48	5	1
5687	Hot damn! I finally found gold!	1.1296	0.04614	54	47	7	0
5688	Ah, a room with a view.	1.1290	0.05385	62	56	4	2
5689	At least I'll have something for dinner tonight	1.1290	0.04292	62	54	8	0
5690	Finding Nemo sure took some unexpected twists	1.1290	0.04869	62	55	6	1
5691	Imagine Jake’s surprise when he discovered that there was only one fish in the fishbowl.	1.1290	0.04292	62	54	8	0
5692	First stick your finger in my bowl.	1.1290	0.04292	62	54	8	0
5693	Ok, so you've achieved the first part of the task. Now you must get me back down intact...and alive.	1.1290	0.04292	62	54	8	0
5694	I hope you didn’t climb for gold!	1.1290	0.04869	62	55	6	1
5695	Don't get excited. I'm not the real guru. Leave me alone.	1.1290	0.04869	62	55	6	1
5696	I hope you remembered my fish food!	1.1290	0.04869	62	55	6	1
5697	I told you I’d keep you safe.	1.1290	0.05385	62	56	4	2
5698	And Marco soon realized that it took him 63 years to make it to goldfish’s debut	1.1290	0.04869	62	55	6	1
5699	Don't say you'll confiscate the pet if you can't follow through, she said. Oh, you just watch papa.	1.1290	0.04869	62	55	6	1
5700	The carnival wasn’t lying about labor shortages, huh?	1.1290	0.04292	62	54	8	0
5701	Peter was having a very strange dream. He was in his fish bowl as usual, but why the unshaven hiker?	1.1286	0.04952	70	63	5	2
5702	You DON'T CLEAN WINDOWS!! You GET NOTHING FROM me!	1.1286	0.04030	70	61	9	0
5703	I threw you back years ago. You still haven't grown.	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
5704	It keeps my breathing at sea level at high altitude.	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
5705	That was when Swim Shady realized his only heirloom was a fish tank.	1.1286	0.04952	70	63	5	2
5706	No, have not seen any loaves around here. Stop asking!	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
5707	Help me. I’m stucked!” “Inside the Cave or Bowl?	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
5708	Kilroy was there.	1.1277	0.05784	47	42	4	1
5709	Alas, I cannot produce pearls of wisdom.	1.1273	0.05834	55	50	3	2
5710	I hope you brought fish food.	1.1273	0.04535	55	48	7	0
5711	Sorry, spiritual Millennial, I’m not an old native tale, or a spiritually-guiding fish…just abandoned	1.1273	0.05225	55	49	5	1
5712	I always forget something when terying to leave	1.1273	0.04535	55	48	7	0
5713	Oh no! Is that phishing in man’s cave	1.1273	0.04535	55	48	7	0
5714	Plunked- says the 🐟	1.1273	0.04535	55	48	7	0
5715	There you are. Like 127 hours later. Finally.	1.1273	0.04535	55	48	7	0
5716	I thrive in a low-oxygen environment.	1.1270	0.04796	63	56	6	1
5717	When you're too tired to care.	1.1270	0.04229	63	55	8	0
5718	You're asking me for direction?	1.1270	0.04796	63	56	6	1
5719	I know how you must be feeling. Like you've finally reached the bottom of the ocean." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali	1.1270	0.04796	63	56	6	1
5720	Not exactly - this is the lost city of gold...fish.	1.1270	0.04229	63	55	8	0
5721	My owner supposedly had a fit of ichthyophobia and set me up here. Something fishy about that...	1.1270	0.04229	63	55	8	0
5722	The wise man is out for the day, please be like a fish. What a cryptic message to leave.	1.1270	0.04796	63	56	6	1
5723	Having reached a triangular cave at the edge of a cliff, a tired, unshaven mountain climber eyes a small fish trapped in a fish bowl under the shadow of the cave. The bowl is partly filled with water, and at the bottom there is a layer of thick sand.	1.1270	0.04796	63	56	6	1
5724	I know, going down it´s more difficult than going up.	1.1270	0.04796	63	56	6	1
5725	In the words of the great Grabo, 'I wanted to be alone.'	1.1270	0.04796	63	56	6	1
5726	Just how thirsty are ya, mister?	1.1270	0.04229	63	55	8	0
5727	I bet you are thirty, but no, you cannot drink my bowl.	1.1270	0.04229	63	55	8	0
5728	You need to go further for the golden fish.	1.1270	0.04796	63	56	6	1
5729	Any brand of flakes is welcome here son.	1.1270	0.04796	63	56	6	1
5730	I have to give him credit. At least he got it half right.”	1.1270	0.04796	63	56	6	1
5731	Didn’t think you’d find fresh sushi?	1.1270	0.04796	63	56	6	1
5732	It's mostly quad strength, but don't forget your hammies and glutes bro! Deadlifts, box jumps, donkey kicks, Bulgarian split squats, Romanian deadlifts, Estonian goblet sumo lunges. Can't spell legendary without leg day my dude!	1.1270	0.05303	63	57	4	2
5733	How’d you get up here so fast?	1.1270	0.04796	63	56	6	1
5734	Must ... take ... photo ... or it never happened.	1.1270	0.04229	63	55	8	0
5735	Before we start, I want us to talk about fish lice.	1.1268	0.03977	71	62	9	0
5736	Although I acknowledge your accomplishment, I do not discuss scaling of any variety.	1.1268	0.04885	71	64	5	2
5737	«My Oracle, is the word "fish" uncountable?»	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
5738	I bet you think this is kind of fishy don’t you.	1.1250	0.05136	56	50	5	1
5739	Sorry, Jason. The Golden Fleece is on the other mountain.	1.1250	0.04725	64	57	6	1
5740	Sorry, this is Europe. I'm filling in for the mountain goat on an extended maternity leave.	1.1250	0.04459	56	49	7	0
5741	At that point, Phil knew, there was no way to surmount mediocrity.	1.1250	0.04459	56	49	7	0
5742	All right, that's it! You've taken this metaphor a bit too far!	1.1250	0.04395	72	64	7	1
5743	Bob can’t wait to stake his claim and then announce that he discovered goldfish in the mountains.	1.1250	0.04824	48	42	6	0
5744	look what the cat dragged in,Seymour Carol Shain Jupiter FL	1.1250	0.04824	48	42	6	0
5745	And the world goes round, round, round, round.	1.1250	0.04725	64	57	6	1
5746	Drat just another fishing expedition	1.1250	0.04167	64	56	8	0
5747	Ah, I'm so sorry ,but the Swami's retreat cave is on the next mountain over.	1.1250	0.04725	64	57	6	1
5748	If I won the "Publishers Clearing House" check for life where are the cameras	1.1250	0.04167	64	56	8	0
5749	Is that where the waterfall went?	1.1250	0.05136	56	50	5	1
5750	O wise Goldfish of the Crag, what is your wisdom?	1.1250	0.04725	64	57	6	1
5751	I am your guru, Goldie. The mantra is, "Just keep swimming."	1.1250	0.04459	56	49	7	0
5752	I'll give you any words of wisdom you want, just don't overfeed me!	1.1250	0.04167	64	56	8	0
5753	Oh great guru: teach me how to forget.	1.1250	0.05734	56	51	3	2
5754	How did you get here? I've been looking everywhere for you!	1.1250	0.04395	72	64	7	1
5755	I always thought his holiness would have more hair.	1.1250	0.04459	56	49	7	0
5756	I was meditating hoping to evolve to a higher state. Instead, devolution set in and I am now a fish. Can you take me to the nearest river?	1.1250	0.04459	56	49	7	0
5757	Thank Goodness!! Can you change my water!!!??	1.1250	0.04167	64	56	8	0
5758	How’d you get up here? (Said the fish to the hiker)	1.1250	0.05669	48	43	4	1
5759	Are you the Messiah?	1.1250	0.04459	56	49	7	0
5760	Finding soulmates IRL	1.1250	0.04725	64	57	6	1
5761	Told you you couldn't beat a sherpa fish.	1.1250	0.04824	48	42	6	0
5762	You will take me to your house and find me a mate.	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
5763	You don't look flushed with excitement.	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
5764	You mean after all this, life is really a bowl of cherries	1.1233	0.05141	73	67	3	3
5765	A great find after only 10 days! I wonder how Charles Darwin would have done?	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
5766	sir, the full saying is "the gold at the end of the rainbow fish lineage"	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
5767	Reminds me of the mid-Atlantic range....	1.1231	0.04107	65	57	8	0
5768	You look like you need to spawn.	1.1231	0.04107	65	57	8	0
5769	The mind is everything. What you think you become. I wish someone warned me about that.	1.1231	0.04655	65	58	6	1
5770	Gone guruing	1.1231	0.04107	65	57	8	0
5771	So tell me great wise fish, is this my room with a view and a pool?	1.1231	0.05146	65	59	4	2
5772	Well, who did you expect up here?	1.1231	0.04655	65	58	6	1
5773	I know people are worried about climate change, but this is the rainforest, you'll get plenty of water.	1.1231	0.04655	65	58	6	1
5774	Ah..sumptin' fishy here...	1.1231	0.04107	65	57	8	0
5775	No wonder so few fish make it up salmon ladders.	1.1231	0.04655	65	58	6	1
5776	At last, dinner.	1.1231	0.04107	65	57	8	0
5777	Baby steps up the mountain, Gill!” -Bo	1.1231	0.04655	65	58	6	1
5778	Come on, you knew there would be something fishy about gaining wisdom this way	1.1228	0.04386	57	50	7	0
5779	Just txt me.	1.1228	0.04386	57	50	7	0
5780	Billy, your goldfish went to a giant lake in the sky.	1.1228	0.05636	57	52	3	2
5781	Jeez... Perhaps I was wrong to flush my kids' carnival prizes down the toilet.	1.1228	0.05050	57	51	5	1
5782	So, I suppose I'm still as obvious as a fish in a fishbowl.	1.1228	0.04386	57	50	7	0
5783	Did you remember the guacamole?	1.1228	0.05636	57	52	3	2
5784	When he said he is a man of dignity. He became more powerful and strong day by day, " WAIT is he busy satisfying his Dignity ? "	1.1228	0.05050	57	51	5	1
5785	Congratulations, you found the only talking goldfish	1.1228	0.04386	57	50	7	0
5786	And no matter how hard he tried the genie just would not appear…	1.1228	0.05636	57	52	3	2
5787	Gimme a break. ‘Oxygen level.’	1.1228	0.05050	57	51	5	1
5788	I should’ve just chosen one quarantine hobby.	1.1228	0.04386	57	50	7	0
5789	This is your o-fish-ial welcome.	1.1228	0.05050	57	51	5	1
5790	Enough Of Quarantine You Goldie!! Let's have a meal together !!	1.1228	0.04386	57	50	7	0
5791	Yes, there's goldfish in them thar hills.	1.1224	0.05558	49	44	4	1
5792	I was expecting a human monk	1.1224	0.04731	49	43	6	0
5793	This seems a little fishy … oh wise one!	1.1224	0.04731	49	43	6	0
5794	Oh, great, another gentrifier.	1.1224	0.04731	49	43	6	0
5795	I’m never moving into another building without an elevator!	1.1224	0.04731	49	43	6	0
5796	My world is infinitely larger up here.	1.1224	0.04731	49	43	6	0
5797	Congratulations Man! You just passed level one. Now take me to the sea!	1.1224	0.04731	49	43	6	0
5798	Your mind may expand. Your sphere does not.	1.1216	0.03825	74	65	9	0
5799	Oh, thank goodness! The last one had a cat	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
5800	Wouldn’t it have been easier to just wear a mask?	1.1216	0.03825	74	65	9	0
5801	Hydrate.	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
5802	What is the sound of one fin flapping?	1.1212	0.04048	66	58	8	0
5803	You can achieve anything if you just believe.	1.1212	0.04048	66	58	8	0
5804	Eureka! Of course, it all makes sense now.	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
5805	One, two, three, betcha can’t catch me !!	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
5806	I thought it said I’d find a pot of gold. That darned predictive text!	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
5807	Well, that is the last time I let the kids watch you.	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
5808	I knew I should have packed my fishing pole.	1.1212	0.05071	66	60	4	2
5809	What, you think I would forget to feed you?	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
5810	Enough with the mind tricks, I plead.	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
5811	he didn’t expect to find this kind of fish as the renewal of the humanity	1.1212	0.04048	66	58	8	0
5812	No, no, I’m the fish guru. If you want human insights you have to climb the mountain to the left. “	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
5813	Gold(fish) at the end of the trail	1.1212	0.04048	66	58	8	0
5814	You’re required to come with me. You’re holding on to more natural resources than anyone else on earth!	1.1212	0.04048	66	58	8	0
5815	Oh, there you are, Jaws! Next time we play “hide and seek you cannot go further than our front yard!	1.1207	0.04967	58	52	5	1
5816	Oh, Great Golden Fish, I bring you crickets from the lowlands.	1.1207	0.04315	58	51	7	0
5817	You're telling me I climbed all this way and you don't even remember my name?!	1.1207	0.04315	58	51	7	0
5818	Noon already,is it?	1.1207	0.04967	58	52	5	1
5819	Goldie,how many times do I have to tell you that teleportation is off limits?!	1.1207	0.04967	58	52	5	1
5820	Your too late. I'm staking this claim for China. Next stop, the moon!	1.1207	0.05542	58	53	3	2
5821	Dave, the fifth wave is going on. Can you please stay home?	1.1207	0.04967	58	52	5	1
5822	Not all bowls of water are for pooping in.	1.1207	0.04967	58	52	5	1
5823	The journey is the destination, son, as long you are able to choose it! And now get me out of this goddam bowl will ya!	1.1207	0.04967	58	52	5	1
5824	God's in his heaven and all's right, well almost, in the world.	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
5825	I know you’re hungry, but I’m poisonous. Go fish.	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
5826	Finally reaching the peak, Dan saw a finfluencer beat him there.	1.1200	0.05451	50	45	4	1
5827	Behold the killer goldfish of Caerbannog – no ordinary goldfish – the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered goldfish you ever set eyes on...	1.1200	0.04634	75	68	5	2
5828	Not quite the pot of gold I was hoping for	1.1194	0.04523	67	60	6	1
5829	I’m the bouncer and only Yeti and guests allowed.	1.1194	0.04523	67	60	6	1
5830	So this is the Dali Lama?	1.1194	0.03991	67	59	8	0
5831	Did Krakauer send you? You can tell him I'm still not interested.	1.1194	0.04523	67	60	6	1
5832	Species adaptation seem to be reaching new heights.	1.1194	0.03991	67	59	8	0
5833	Yes,Rick,it’s me. The one you flushed 13 years ago because you were bored of me. Now I enact my revenge…	1.1194	0.04523	67	60	6	1
5834	It’s going to rain cats and dogs. I will bring you to safety.	1.1194	0.03991	67	59	8	0
5835	And so we meet again. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!	1.1194	0.04523	67	60	6	1
5836	Tiktok said this is what cool kids are doing	1.1194	0.03991	67	59	8	0
5837	Wow! a Human! Living in a fishbowl with nobody around has been pretty lonely up here!	1.1194	0.04523	67	60	6	1
5838	Thank God – that was the longest three seconds of my life.	1.1194	0.04523	67	60	6	1
5839	Let's start with: "Fish gotta swim...	1.1194	0.04523	67	60	6	1
5840	What? Didn't your visions of packing bottled water and mealworms give you a clue?	1.1194	0.04523	67	60	6	1
5841	So this is the fabled mountain-side body of water with fish? My dentist's aquarium is a way better show.	1.1194	0.04998	67	61	4	2
5842	Oh my God! It's the Abominable Guppy!	1.1194	0.04998	67	61	4	2
5843	. Post-Climate Change Sea Exploration: Captain, we struck Goldfish!	1.1194	0.03991	67	59	8	0
5844	‘AGAIN? I’ve already told the post office: canary in the coalmine is two caves down.’	1.1194	0.03991	67	59	8	0
5845	C'mon in, the water's warm	1.1194	0.03991	67	59	8	0
5846	That’s what they meant by ‘You’ll find gold in this cave’?	1.1194	0.04523	67	60	6	1
5847	The day young Richard Attenborough learned the Yeti had a pet goldfish named Finnie Mouse	1.1194	0.04998	67	61	4	2
5848	After a year of working from home the mirages start to look a little different	1.1194	0.04523	67	60	6	1
5849	Hold tight. I’ll be back before dark.	1.1194	0.03991	67	59	8	0
5850	If I’m stuck in this fish bowl, I thought at least I could live somewhere with a view.	1.1194	0.04523	67	60	6	1
5851	Yes, many have wondered how I was able to write, 'PC Vey.'" Now, if you could toss in a granola bar, much appreciated.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
5852	I paid for the map for the City of Gold. This is the 'saucer of goldfish'?	1.1186	0.04886	59	53	5	1
5853	Finding the wise man on the mountain top turns out to be a fishing expedition!	1.1186	0.04886	59	53	5	1
5854	You'd better not replace me with a bag of sand	1.1186	0.04886	59	53	5	1
5855	how did you climb the mountain?	1.1186	0.04246	59	52	7	0
5856	Welcome. I am your goldfish pandemic guru.	1.1186	0.04246	59	52	7	0
5857	This is our first date since COVID. I hope you brought the Dom Perignon.	1.1186	0.04246	59	52	7	0
5858	A man should thirst for nirvana, not water.	1.1186	0.04246	59	52	7	0
5859	Finally I found it, a fish!	1.1186	0.04886	59	53	5	1
5860	ok, I lug, you glub	1.1186	0.04246	59	52	7	0
5861	So that's where they end up after you flush them	1.1186	0.04886	59	53	5	1
5862	I’m afraid I’ll be needing that water	1.1186	0.04246	59	52	7	0
5863	The lesser known Gold Fish Rush of 1849	1.1186	0.04246	59	52	7	0
5864	I came back for you Goldie	1.1186	0.04246	59	52	7	0
5865	Well go back and get the ping pong balls. You could be today's lucky winner.	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
5866	Again, things are never what they seem, do they?	1.1184	0.03731	76	67	9	0
5867	Are you planning on staying for the immersive?	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
5868	Sorry it took so long but you were right. We did have another goldfish in the back.	1.1184	0.04576	76	69	5	2
5869	Be a goldfish	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
5870	https://youtu.be/IgCtXfASzow?list=OLAK5uy_l84KUqfW0CirP9LI9CZUYvxvgz1L3d2Ag	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
5871	Expecting The Eternal Flame? Too expensive, and the CO2 was bad press.	1.1176	0.03936	68	60	8	0
5872	Dehydration. Mm, mm, mm. Love me some dehydration.	1.1176	0.05348	51	46	4	1
5873	Oh, oracle, please tell me how I, too, can turn my fishbowl into a cave.	1.1176	0.04556	51	45	6	0
5874	How 'bout we switch meal-time to twice a day?"	1.1176	0.05348	51	46	4	1
5875	To answer your second question,my name’s Terry.	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
5876	Blub.	1.1176	0.03936	68	60	8	0
5877	This isn’t the wild goose chase!	1.1176	0.04556	51	45	6	0
5878	Oh, you were looking for gold?	1.1176	0.03936	68	60	8	0
5879	Frank, you’re gonna have to pick up the pace if you want me to keep doing these mountain treks with you.	1.1176	0.05348	51	46	4	1
5880	I'm not bowled over!	1.1167	0.04179	60	53	7	0
5881	Eureka! You heard that your wish would come true didn	1.1167	0.04179	60	53	7	0
5882	Oh wow! I found gold!	1.1167	0.04179	60	53	7	0
5883	Okay, best two out of three.	1.1167	0.04179	60	53	7	0
5884	Thank goodness! I Favored in fresh water eons ago.	1.1167	0.04808	60	54	5	1
5885	We found each other: You found enlightenment, I found my forever family.	1.1167	0.04808	60	54	5	1
5886	There you are. How did you get here ?	1.1167	0.04808	60	54	5	1
5887	I still know the secrets of the universe, I just forget them after a few minutes.	1.1167	0.05363	60	55	3	2
5888	Why must all my life’s achievements be associated with a fish bowl?	1.1167	0.04808	60	54	5	1
5889	I've been going in circles looking for you!	1.1167	0.04808	60	54	5	1
5890	The meaning of life is... ...what were we saying nine seconds ago?	1.1167	0.04808	60	54	5	1
5891	So we meet again” “Who are you?	1.1167	0.04808	60	54	5	1
5892	I always knew the pipes would lead me back to you.	1.1167	0.04808	60	54	5	1
5893	In the search for the last drop of water	1.1167	0.04179	60	53	7	0
5894	Stay... stay... stay... good fish. Now close your eyes, I'll be back from my world trip in a jiffy	1.1167	0.04179	60	53	7	0
5895	So I guess levitating is no big deal for you?	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
5896	For example, try this.	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
5897	I asked for food flakes not a flake like you	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
5898	So this is the last drop of water left in the world… drink up, or enjoy the swim?	1.1159	0.03882	69	61	8	0
5899	Didn’t anyone tell you there was something fishy about this climb?	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
5900	Going for the gold...fish.	1.1159	0.03882	69	61	8	0
5901	Billy? After your mom flushed me I thought I’d never see you again!	1.1154	0.05249	52	47	4	1
5902	OK, I give up, how'd you find me?	1.1154	0.04474	52	46	6	0
5903	Oh, Ben, you forgot to feed me this morning; your sister dropped me off.”	1.1154	0.04474	52	46	6	0
5904	If you brought water, welcome. If not go to hell.	1.1154	0.05249	52	47	4	1
5905	You were expecting a toga, weren't you.	1.1154	0.04474	52	46	6	0
5906	Hey there goldfish, you’ve been around the bowl!	1.1154	0.04474	52	46	6	0
5907	So apparently we’re in the ocean and that mountain is a pile of plastic you’re caging yourself away from, huh?	1.1154	0.04474	52	46	6	0
5908	I came here, looking for... Gold?	1.1154	0.04474	52	46	6	0
5909	I have found economy so crazy	1.1154	0.04474	52	46	6	0
5910	Creative license in treasure map-making.	1.1154	0.04474	52	46	6	0
5911	It’s great to finally be home again!	1.1148	0.04732	61	55	5	1
5912	This fish should have been out of water by now.	1.1148	0.04115	61	54	7	0
5913	So, in the three weeks it took you to scale back up here, I've completely forgotten what the urgent message was.	1.1148	0.04732	61	55	5	1
5914	Set me free" they both said to each other	1.1148	0.04732	61	55	5	1
5915	So that's where you've been hiding.	1.1148	0.04115	61	54	7	0
5916	Wishing for this was better than the reality. Say, do you have a shot of bourbon?	1.1148	0.04732	61	55	5	1
5917	I guess with this new delta virus we are going to be climbing back into the old proverbial fishbowl.	1.1148	0.04115	61	54	7	0
5918	I knew something fishy was up the moment I agreed hiking	1.1148	0.04115	61	54	7	0
5919	this goldfish better be memorable!	1.1148	0.04732	61	55	5	1
5920	Enlightenment lies in not wanting a castle, or treasure, or a cool diving suit.	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
5921	I'm sending out an SOS, I'm sending out an SOS...	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
5922	No, Josh, the three wishes don’t happen until AFTER my return to my arcane realm.	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
5923	Something really fishy here	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
5924	It's like a goldfish bowl here.	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
5925	A fish? Isn't supposed to a llama?	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
5926	So then, you must find Beef Jerky undigestible?	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
5927	Ah. So there you are!	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
5928	OK, I'll change your food if you really hate it that much.	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
5929	Cave fish DNA proves descent from ancient Siberian hybrids. "It may be Sardinesovan," said Dr. Koi, "but that seems fishy to me!"	1.1132	0.05815	53	49	2	2
5930	Okay, okay, I'm sorry I ate the rainbow fish!"	1.1132	0.04394	53	47	6	0
5931	Have you seen my parents? They're Fairly Odd	1.1132	0.05154	53	48	4	1
5932	Hi, just stoppin' by for our weekly visit.	1.1132	0.05154	53	48	4	1
5933	I am surprised you made it this far my student	1.1132	0.04394	53	47	6	0
5934	Are you my mother?	1.1132	0.05154	53	48	4	1
5935	I thought I flushed you down the toilet last week.	1.1129	0.04052	62	55	7	0
5936	......and you're not a grasshopper!!	1.1129	0.04659	62	56	5	1
5937	You and me buddy, my fishbowl is just bigger”	1.1129	0.04052	62	55	7	0
5938	I found you. Don’t leave me again. Let’s talk about this.	1.1129	0.04659	62	56	5	1
5939	. “Well that was a long climb for nothing”	1.1129	0.05196	62	57	3	2
5940	Too you long enough...now did you bring snacks this time?	1.1129	0.04052	62	55	7	0
5941	I headed towards what one wanted to come out of	1.1129	0.04052	62	55	7	0
5942	Sorry dude it says delivery in 30 minutes or the pizza is free. So where's my free pizza?	1.1129	0.04659	62	56	5	1
5943	Searched high and low for the last good fish in the fishbowl	1.1129	0.05196	62	57	3	2
5944	would you ever forgive me?	1.1129	0.04052	62	55	7	0
5945	One cannot achieve Happiness living in a fishbowl.	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
5946	The first step on the path to enlightenment is to count to ten. One, two, three, four. The first step on the path to enlightenment is to count to ten. One, two, three, four. The first step on the path to enlightenment is to count to ten. One, two, three, four…	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
5947	The guppies’ site was completely full.	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
5948	Minnesota said the lakes were off limits. So here we are, little guy.	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
5949	I need iron-enhanced fish flakes to let you into the cave of wonder.	1.1111	0.03991	63	56	7	0
5950	I can grant you three wishes.	1.1111	0.05711	54	50	2	2
5951	No way you can quench your thirst and reduce your hunger up here.	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
5952	I was at a family wedding in Beverly Hills and they gave goldfish as the table gift. I decided to not keep it and noticed that I could walk to the local canyon and leave it there for someone more loving of nature.	1.1111	0.04588	63	57	5	1
5953	They'll never find you here, Nemo.	1.1111	0.04317	54	48	6	0
5954	Well, that's a Holy Fail if I have ever known one.	1.1111	0.05062	54	49	4	1
5955	Fish food? I asked the MEANING of life not the MEANS oh wise Gourami!	1.1111	0.04588	63	57	5	1
5956	Good thing for you I have the Find MyFish App!	1.1111	0.04588	63	57	5	1
5957	There you are, auguste	1.1111	0.04317	54	48	6	0
5958	For only $100 per month, I’ll give you the view from 2 feet further west	1.1111	0.03991	63	56	7	0
5959	If you think the climb up the stairs was tough,wait till you see what	1.1111	0.03991	63	56	7	0
5960	Damm dar hills	1.1111	0.04588	63	57	5	1
5961	All right! Water and some food! But what was the third wish?	1.1111	0.05594	63	59	1	3
5962	Cut the attitude - what did you expect when you reached sea level?	1.1111	0.03991	63	56	7	0
5963	Hold on partner. 100% non-potable!	1.1111	0.03991	63	56	7	0
5964	What is the meaning of life O Great Gold Fish	1.1111	0.04588	63	57	5	1
5965	My Bowl !!!! Can’t you guess where and how I escaped mine ??	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
5966	Fish- “ I hope he brought something to eat “....	1.1111	0.04588	63	57	5	1
5967	Thanks for keeping me company but I’m leaving this cave to get vaccinated and try to lead a normal life!	1.1111	0.04588	63	57	5	1
5968	Thank god, you saved me man! I was craving grilled fish.	1.1111	0.03991	63	56	7	0
5969	Have you waited too long?", "You bait	1.1111	0.04317	54	48	6	0
5970	No, I didn’t bring food.	1.1111	0.05062	54	49	4	1
5971	- Hi! How is the water? - What the hell is water?	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
5972	I see no one forewarned you that this trip could turn into a fishing expedition.	1.1111	0.04588	63	57	5	1
5973	Someone feed you, yet, today?!	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
5974	At that moment Gregg found out that he wasn’t the only one fleeing scared of all the shit going on in Earth	1.1098	0.04253	82	75	5	2
5975	Omg here comes another one looking for fishdom	1.1094	0.03932	64	57	7	0
5976	Ready for another fish story.	1.1094	0.04519	64	58	5	1
5977	I told you you couldn’t live without me.	1.1094	0.04519	64	58	5	1
5978	I told you I'd get off the couch. Let's head back to base camp.	1.1094	0.04519	64	58	5	1
5979	The millennial Sisifos was upset when He finally reached the top. He ordered a mermaid.	1.1094	0.03932	64	57	7	0
5980	I thought mom sent you to a farm upstate!	1.1094	0.04519	64	58	5	1
5981	I’ve found my dinner.	1.1094	0.03932	64	57	7	0
5982	You fishing for answers?	1.1091	0.04973	55	50	4	1
5983	Welcome to Minimus Aquarium with mountain views. Frank Buckley Andover MA	1.1091	0.05609	55	51	2	2
5984	Sorry, this cave is taken. I hear there may be some available about another 100 feet north of here. Good luck.	1.1091	0.04973	55	50	4	1
5985	Flushing me would have been easier but I enjoyed the views so...thank you.	1.1091	0.04973	55	50	4	1
5986	You also followed that wave of self-discovery?	1.1091	0.04242	55	49	6	0
5987	Now that you have survived Devil’s Peak, you can ask me any 3 questions you wish, my son.	1.1091	0.04242	55	49	6	0
5988	What did you expect, Yoda? Did you bring the correct fish food, a ham on rye in pellet form?	1.1091	0.04973	55	50	4	1
5989	Before you impose your will, all the bats are with me.	1.1091	0.04242	55	49	6	0
5990	Amidst all the fish in the sea, I am glad my hike led you to me	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
5991	Are you hungry.?	1.1077	0.04452	65	59	5	1
5992	Jerry had climbed the mountain to the cliff’s edge cave, and just as the wizened fortune teller predicted, the fish was waiting for him. Time to win a fucking staring contest, or die trying…	1.1077	0.03875	65	58	7	0
5993	Sure, but wasn't the journey more rewarding than a ring toss?	1.1077	0.04452	65	59	5	1
5994	Got any fish food?	1.1077	0.03875	65	58	7	0
5995	Finding Nemo III: Moe Goes to the Mountain	1.1077	0.03875	65	58	7	0
5996	Ok, "Imade it" What's next?	1.1077	0.03875	65	58	7	0
5997	On his quest for longevity, Jeff decided to go straight to the source.	1.1077	0.04452	65	59	5	1
5998	Welcome, my child! The secret to happiness is - Welcome, my child! The secret to happiness is…	1.1077	0.03875	65	58	7	0
5999	The answer you seek is “Live in the moment.” If your next question is “Which one?,” I’ll have to escalate your case.	1.1077	0.03875	65	58	7	0
6000	I was told the wise one stop the mountain would have a throne of gold	1.1077	0.03875	65	58	7	0
6001	How'd you get up here before me?	1.1077	0.03875	65	58	7	0
6002	Woo yeah you motherfucker you just found the FISH CAVE and I'm the motherfucking CAVE FISH! All right let's go! pew pew pew! FISH CAVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!	1.1071	0.05512	56	52	2	2
6003	Darn! I'm trespassing.	1.1071	0.04887	56	51	4	1
6004	I give high minded advice at upscale prices.	1.1071	0.04171	56	50	6	0
6005	Nirvana? No toilets!	1.1071	0.04171	56	50	6	0
6006	So everything you told me last time was wrong since you came back as a goldfish!	1.1071	0.04171	56	50	6	0
6007	Ok now is THAT supposed to be the rescue guy?	1.1071	0.04171	56	50	6	0
6008	hm didn’t think God would look like this.	1.1071	0.05512	56	52	2	2
6009	Last bathroom stop until the summit; you know what that means: I’m swimming in piss (and loving every minute of it).	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
6010	I told you my cave was the third peak from my left, not yours. Did you at least bring some wafers?	1.1064	0.05470	47	43	3	1
6011	This isn't exactly what I pictured when the brochure called this timeshare a stylish and deluxe mancave.	1.1061	0.04387	66	60	5	1
6012	Clean your fish’s abode not once a week, but twice. That’s all I got.	1.1061	0.04387	66	60	5	1
6013	Welcome! I bet you didn’t expect the secret of happiness would come to this!	1.1061	0.04387	66	60	5	1
6014	Hi! And please don't say, Big Foot, little fish!	1.1061	0.03819	66	59	7	0
6015	maybe a stroll through nature wasn’t a good alternative to medication	1.1061	0.03819	66	59	7	0
6016	Yes, Glen. It is I,Goldie. You thought you could flush me away, but I have reached a higher plane of consciousness. Now return from whence you came. And go buy little Chuck a spider plant.	1.1061	0.04387	66	60	5	1
6017	Sorry. This is the pot of gold mountain.	1.1061	0.03819	66	59	7	0
6018	I would be a sign of good luck had I seen anyone ever come back down.	1.1061	0.04387	66	60	5	1
6019	We lost many good men and fish finding you, but it was all worth it.	1.1061	0.03819	66	59	7	0
6020	Arrr! You are stocking up on storm chips too?	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
6021	The altitude wasn't a problem, but where the hell do you attach the carabiners?	1.1053	0.04101	57	51	6	0
6022	Umm...where are the Buddhist monks?	1.1053	0.04805	57	52	4	1
6023	Clean your tank.	1.1053	0.04101	57	51	6	0
6024	Modern Grizzlies keeping fish in modern style (death sign outside)	1.1053	0.04805	57	52	4	1
6025	Thirsty scarecrow	1.1053	0.04101	57	51	6	0
6026	I hope you brought food.	1.1045	0.03765	67	60	7	0
6027	Wait, what! -- This is OT VIII???	1.1045	0.04324	67	61	5	1
6028	Go away! There’s something fishy about you!	1.1045	0.03765	67	60	7	0
6029	Nothing is more loyal than a goldfish.	1.1045	0.03765	67	60	7	0
6030	I found the philosopher's stone but it backfired, lucky me I just turned into goldfish	1.1045	0.04324	67	61	5	1
6031	Good to see you again, Ted Lasso.	1.1045	0.04324	67	61	5	1
6032	Secret to happiness? How 'bout something to look at? Maybe a freakin' aquarium castle?	1.1042	0.04456	48	43	5	0
6033	Share your kale?	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
6034	She’s at lunch. I’m the Oracle of Delfish.	1.1039	0.04369	77	71	4	2
6035	Just imagine how your scuba diving friend feels.	1.1034	0.04034	58	52	6	0
6036	You're surprised?!	1.1034	0.04034	58	52	6	0
6037	You want words of wisdom? How about "a man's home is his castle." Oh, by the way, the last jerk up here took my castle.	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
6038	He’s behind me, isn’t he?	1.1034	0.04034	58	52	6	0
6039	Albert knew it was only a matter of time before he’d write the next great chapter in The Myth of Sisyfish.	1.1034	0.04034	58	52	6	0
6040	Do not tell my wife....	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
6041	A SEEKER OF THE ELUSIVE SWIMMY SWAMI	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
6042	Wait, I didn’t know pets were allowed out here!	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
6043	Wild life, it was worth to wait …	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
6044	Finding Nem-om-om-om...	1.1020	0.04369	49	44	5	0
6045	You really thought flushing me down the toilet would be it, huh?	1.1020	0.04369	49	44	5	0
6046	Welcome to the Grotto - big boy ..	1.1020	0.04369	49	44	5	0
6047	At the end of his arduous quest...he found gold.	1.1017	0.03969	59	53	6	0
6048	Perhaps you should try intermittent fasting.	1.1017	0.03969	59	53	6	0
6049	Shoot, i knew i should have brought my fly rod.	1.1017	0.04647	59	54	4	1
6050	YEAH BRO, YOUR GIRLFRIEND TAKES HER GAMES A LITTLE TOO FAR . . . . HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE! . . . . THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY! . . . . .(WAIT! WHAT DID YOU SAY ALBER? . . . . .)	1.1017	0.04647	59	54	4	1
6051	…wasted and I can’t find my way home.	1.1017	0.04647	59	54	4	1
6052	I didn't need a rope either	1.1014	0.03661	69	62	7	0
6053	Home Sweet Home "I had to run away high So I wouldn't come home low."	1.1014	0.03661	69	62	7	0
6054	Since Miss Sassy Squirt died, that was his only oh-fish-ial meeting.	1.1014	0.03661	69	62	7	0
6055	Aren't you surprised?	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
6056	'Hellfire and Damn him!' Spencer could hear his curse echoing from the mouth of the cave. 'Your smug metaphor isn't lost on me!!'	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
6057	There you are! Did you remember to bring a sprig of something green with the fishfood? I'm famished!	1.1000	0.03906	60	54	6	0
6058	Uh-oh.....the internet said GOLD, not goldfish!!	1.1000	0.03906	60	54	6	0
6059	Whatever it takes, don't overfeed.	1.1000	0.04572	60	55	4	1
6060	You are not the guru I was expecting. I could be wrong!	1.1000	0.03906	60	54	6	0
6061	During the Covid-19 pandemic some of us got mopey and some of us got MOVING. In honor of all those lost this past year my neighbor, Karen and I will be knitting face masks for every Goldfish rescued from a mountaintop. #makeadifference.” .	1.1000	0.05151	50	46	3	1
6062	It has been said, there was something fishy at the cave....	1.1000	0.04572	60	55	4	1
6063	I’m sorry, Nemo flew to Miami to film Mission Impossible 8 with Tom, as Covid restrictions were lifted.	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
6064	Don’t just stand there, get me out of here. I can’t stand another minute of meditation.	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
6065	I know you are probably hungry, but please listen when I say, I am not the snack that smiles back.	1.1000	0.04572	60	55	4	1
6066	- “ No no no, come on you didn’t have to bring Coronovirus here too!”	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
6067	I don’t think this is the temple of doom	1.1000	0.04286	50	45	5	0
6068	I can’t believe I keep forgetting you everywhere. My memory may be worse than yours these days.	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
6069	So Yeti’s goldfish was the trophy at the top	1.1000	0.03906	60	54	6	0
6070	...and Harvey stumbles upon the meaning of life as the golden child enlightens him on The Fishbowl Theory....	1.1000	0.03906	60	54	6	0
6071	Fish Flinstone : "Could you kindly show your Covid vaccination certificate and get in your own bowl?"	1.1000	0.05151	50	46	3	1
6072	The last drop of water is...taken?	1.1000	0.03906	60	54	6	0
6073	You’ve always said Phish is the pinnacle of rock.	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
6074	You can take me home if you happen to have a ping pong ball!	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
6075	Okay, if you must know, the last thing I remember is counting backwards from 100 into my shapeshifting app.	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
6076	Wait what?! I thought this was a trail to Liberation	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
6077	You’ve got the wrong mountain. The guru is on the one on the left. You can’t miss it.	1.0984	0.03845	61	55	6	0
6078	I can't always find shade for you, you know.	1.0984	0.04499	61	56	4	1
6079	Oh great fish, I have finally found you. Me...My name is Gorton	1.0984	0.04499	61	56	4	1
6080	...Float the bag.	1.0984	0.03845	61	55	6	0
6081	Welcome to sorceress Circe's mountain nest!	1.0984	0.04499	61	56	4	1
6082	You are officially an outsider now.	1.0980	0.04205	51	46	5	0
6083	Dang, I come all the way from Brooklyn to find my guru reincarnated as a fish!	1.0980	0.04205	51	46	5	0
6084	Don't panic....I'm backing down slowly to get the food container stolen by that big bird...	1.0980	0.04205	51	46	5	0
6085	I have made the other folks at Washington believe that you have fled the country. Whats our next move?	1.0980	0.05053	51	47	3	1
6086	Listen Steve, if I wasn’t going to lose my service fee and the first week’s payment, I would’ve just went to the Hamptons.	1.0980	0.05777	51	48	1	2
6087	Is this what my grandfather meant by too many fish in the sea?	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
6088	Hey!! something fishy is going on around here ! I thought it was right after the bowl of fish.	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
6089	It's after 4:30 Friday. He won't be in until Monday at 9.	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
6090	What?	1.0968	0.03785	62	56	6	0
6091	I am floating at the top of my bowl in your living room but you will find neither me nor whatever you thought would be here on this Godforsaken quest.	1.0968	0.04429	62	57	4	1
6092	I followed my dreams, and all I got was a stupid goldfish.	1.0968	0.04429	62	57	4	1
6093	there you are Finnegan! We've been looking all over for you!	1.0968	0.03785	62	56	6	0
6094	‘Yeah I was told the meaning of life but I forgot it seven seconds later…’	1.0968	0.04429	62	57	4	1
6095	Look! There’s a castle!	1.0968	0.03785	62	56	6	0
6096	Ah! A Babel fish. Maybe now I will understand what women are saying	1.0968	0.03785	62	56	6	0
6097	Nemo, your father is desperately looking for you!	1.0968	0.03785	62	56	6	0
6098	After all the struggles, still stuck.	1.0968	0.03785	62	56	6	0
6099	Soooo sorry it took me so long - I hope you weren't bored...	1.0968	0.03785	62	56	6	0
6100	Is this your way of protesting our pandemic puppy purchase?	1.0968	0.04429	62	57	4	1
6101	I hope you’ll be safe from harms… Vey up here! Last time you ended up in a tunnel!	1.0968	0.04429	62	57	4	1
6102	You're taking my privacy a bit too far... metaphorically speaking.	1.0962	0.04128	52	47	5	0
6103	So here's your fish tale, ala air b-n-b	1.0962	0.04128	52	47	5	0
6104	You shall never learn the meaning of life. Do you remember the time you flushed me down the toilet bowl?	1.0962	0.04958	52	48	3	1
6105	No more skimming off the top	1.0962	0.04958	52	48	3	1
6106	Sorry , the gerbil guru is the next peak over .	1.0962	0.04128	52	47	5	0
6107	We are both living in Plato’s Cave	1.0962	0.04128	52	47	5	0
6108	After you flushed me many years ago, I’ve been hoping to run into you one of these days.	1.0962	0.04128	52	47	5	0
6109	Hey buddy - any chance you brought a selfie stick withya?	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
6110	That's the smallest goldfish I've ever seen.	1.0952	0.03728	63	57	6	0
6111	You’re always hungry.	1.0952	0.03728	63	57	6	0
6112	Hey Buddy, if you are going for the gold, you just climbed the wrong mountain.	1.0952	0.03728	63	57	6	0
6113	Dune, a real life experience right on earth.	1.0952	0.03728	63	57	6	0
6114	I have this show, it’s going to be huge.” Casting director pitching for Umbrella Academy	1.0952	0.03728	63	57	6	0
6115	You can't come along with me. Our world is too dangerous for animals.	1.0952	0.03728	63	57	6	0
6116	He clearly had help getting here but I had to climb. Someone cleans up after him but since my wife left me I will be cleaning these travel clothes. He has ascended great heights yet he is a prisoner. He too will be replaced. Zen Looks tasty...	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
6117	What's the meaning of life, Goldie?	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
6118	De La Vega Was Here”	1.0946	0.04375	74	69	3	2
6119	it looks just like my sons penis	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
6120	You came all the way here, can you feed me.	1.0943	0.04053	53	48	5	0
6121	No. the answer to the meaning to life is not,"Does it come with fries?"	1.0943	0.04053	53	48	5	0
6122	I somehow feel it took you more than three seconds.	1.0943	0.04053	53	48	5	0
6123	I came all the way up here and you say you aren't hungry?	1.0943	0.04053	53	48	5	0
6124	aha! I knew there was something fishy about this mission!	1.0943	0.04867	53	49	3	1
6125	Obviously you're not the first to ascend to Mt. Goldfish.	1.0938	0.04838	64	60	2	2
6126	Any fish food in your pack?	1.0938	0.03672	64	58	6	0
6127	You can be calm, everything is all right, there is nothing to worry about, except you better have brought my flakes.	1.0938	0.04295	64	59	4	1
6128	He had suspected there was something fishy about the claim of “gold in them thar hills “.	1.0938	0.04295	64	59	4	1
6129	When you need to make a right choice - drink fresh water or take a bite of the fish!	1.0938	0.03672	64	58	6	0
6130	How do you feel about sleeping on a mushy white bed?	1.0938	0.03672	64	58	6	0
6131	I guess it’s true DNA have hard inheritance character.	1.0938	0.04295	64	59	4	1
6132	Oh, don't worry, I am just waiting to get fully vaccinated. Are you the one bringing the food?	1.0938	0.04295	64	59	4	1
6133	Unbreakable glass. (hint: frozen corpses, hint 2: beer in freezer).	1.0938	0.03672	64	58	6	0
6134	I used to be a climber in search of happiness. This is what I found! Good luck	1.0926	0.03982	54	49	5	0
6135	Keep moving. This campground is taken.	1.0926	0.03982	54	49	5	0
6136	Now, with good posture, place me on your head and keep a steady pace.	1.0923	0.03618	65	59	6	0
6137	I said , did you forget anything? You sure?	1.0923	0.04231	65	60	4	1
6138	You didn't spend your life swimming in a jar. Why are you asking me?	1.0923	0.03618	65	59	6	0
6139	The cave of life's secrets	1.0923	0.04231	65	60	4	1
6140	I'm sorry Mario, your princess is in...Bwahaha. I can't. I can't. Haha. Look at your face! Ahahahaha.	1.0923	0.04231	65	60	4	1
6141	Don’t worry,I’ll be back	1.0923	0.04231	65	60	4	1
6142	I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, I got Mr. Potts's fish bowl. I had to lose it because it doesn't matter.	1.0923	0.03618	65	59	6	0
6143	I was told there would be two lost souls	1.0923	0.04231	65	60	4	1
6144	Is it my roommate?	1.0923	0.04231	65	60	4	1
6145	Damn Goldfish! Holding my pretty Bowl hostage!	1.0923	0.04231	65	60	4	1
6146	This gives new meaning to 'Fishing Expedition'"	1.0909	0.03912	55	50	5	0
6147	I’m here to help with your fish story.	1.0909	0.03566	66	60	6	0
6148	Well, it’s about time you showed up.	1.0909	0.03912	55	50	5	0
6149	That's right, Billy. It is I, Bubbles! Thought you flush me down the toilet and get away with it, did you?!	1.0909	0.03566	66	60	6	0
6150	Finally, somewhere to drop this deuce.	1.0909	0.03912	55	50	5	0
6151	There you go buddy it's better then getting flushed	1.0909	0.04169	66	61	4	1
6152	”Take me back to the county fair you pervert”	1.0909	0.04695	66	62	2	2
6153	What? This used to all be underwater back in my day.	1.0909	0.04384	44	40	4	0
6154	welcome! Please feed me!	1.0909	0.03912	55	50	5	0
6155	Just when you think it’s safe to come out of the water.	1.0909	0.03912	55	50	5	0
6156	Empty your thoughts and enjoy the moment or no matter how high you climb.. your mind will remain trapped in a fishbowl	1.0909	0.04169	66	61	4	1
6157	Oh, I could've escaped the city noise by just being underwater for sometime	1.0909	0.03912	55	50	5	0
6158	I'	1.0896	0.03515	67	61	6	0
6159	Really, Fred, this is highly attention-seeking behaviour	1.0896	0.03515	67	61	6	0
6160	Surprised to see you but... we're gonna have to share that water...	1.0896	0.03515	67	61	6	0
6161	We’re just two lost souls living in a fishbowl year after year…	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
6162	May I drink some water, please?	1.0896	0.03515	67	61	6	0
6163	Just don't give me a name	1.0893	0.03845	56	51	5	0
6164	Did you really walk all the way up here?	1.0893	0.03845	56	51	5	0
6165	Plate-tectonics, ain’t it a bitch! We’ll be OK. Do you fly?	1.0889	0.04290	45	41	4	0
6166	How many times I gotta tell ya Sam, she knows you fish as bad as you hike.	1.0889	0.05339	45	42	2	1
6167	So what must I do Oh Wise Gold One to find happiness? Fish: Go home and have lunch for starters !	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
6168	Bob was amazed PC Vey kept his pet goldfish alive.	1.0877	0.03780	57	52	5	0
6169	I learned the secret to happiness, but I forgot it soon afterward.	1.0877	0.03780	57	52	5	0
6170	I told you guys there was water at the top!	1.0877	0.04534	57	53	3	1
6171	This summit is breathtaking - at least compared to an eight year old's bedroom	1.0877	0.04534	57	53	3	1
6172	Congratulations! I'm Goldie the Genie, rub my tank and I'll grant you three wishes...Congratulations! I'm Goldie the Genie, rub...	1.0877	0.03780	57	52	5	0
6173	Ahh! At last you are here..I was starting to count in Rapunzel years!	1.0877	0.03780	57	52	5	0
6174	welp, better I find you here then the Minnesota lake.	1.0877	0.03780	57	52	5	0
6175	This might ease your guilt but it's no better than flushing me down the toilet.	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
6176	I'm an excellent tree climber too!	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
6177	You are still in this bowl???i thought you started flying...	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
6178	New virtual reality software transforms your household furniture into an immersive virtual landscape. *Current versions doesn't support goldfish tanks.	1.0870	0.03992	69	64	4	1
6179	I seek golden words of wisdom.	1.0862	0.03718	58	53	5	0
6180	Yeah? Well, I was hoping you brought fish food.	1.0862	0.03718	58	53	5	0
6181	I’m the golden opportunity you’ve been waiting for.	1.0862	0.03718	58	53	5	0
6182	Sorry fish, I can't find a lake that you're indigenous to.	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
6183	You must be the guy from Freecycle. Sorry about the hike.	1.0847	0.03657	59	54	5	0
6184	Welcome to "Super High Sky" Lodge. We're full.	1.0847	0.04384	59	55	3	1
6185	Bezos said he was meeting me here.	1.0847	0.04384	59	55	3	1
6186	I climbed all this way for you, fish.	1.0847	0.03657	59	54	5	0
6187	I don’t know why you came all the way up here, you never had to wear a mask.	1.0847	0.03657	59	54	5	0
6188	Now that you've won, how are you going to carry me down?	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
6189	No sorry, it's "enlivenment". My bowl really brightens up the cave.	1.0833	0.04312	60	56	3	1
6190	I was hoping you had the answerso life's great mysteries.	1.0833	0.04312	60	56	3	1
6191	Please tell me that you're my "dasher" bringing dinner and not another "Because it's there" adventure guy	1.0833	0.03598	60	55	5	0
6192	This, this is the source of enlightenment I seek!	1.0833	0.03598	60	55	5	0
6193	You Are My Sunshine, My Only Sunshine You Make Me Happy When Skies Are Gray	1.0833	0.03598	60	55	5	0
6194	I find it better to be a small fish in a small pond than a fish out of water.	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
6195	Oh please, every new relationship involves some level of catfishing.	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
6196	There is a very large cat right behind me!	1.0833	0.03598	60	55	5	0
6197	How to locate the G spot for dummies.	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
6198	Wait. I know you are thirsty but let’s talk about this.	1.0833	0.04312	60	56	3	1
6199	What Roger…when you flushed me you didn’t think I would come looking for you!?	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
6200	You scale your way I scale mine	1.0833	0.05012	48	45	2	1
6201	Did you come here for the ocean detox plan too?	1.0833	0.03598	60	55	5	0
6202	i know you like being isolated, but this is too much!	1.0833	0.03598	60	55	5	0
6203	Did you remember the tartar sauce?	1.0820	0.04243	61	57	3	1
6204	Sorry, the guru's raising hell in Ibiza. Got any fish food? I haven't eaten since the Buddha's birthday.	1.0820	0.04243	61	57	3	1
6205	Ain't no river wide enough, baby!	1.0820	0.03541	61	56	5	0
6206	It’s a long way to the top if you want a goldfish bowl	1.0820	0.03541	61	56	5	0
6207	Sorry! I didn’t pack any fish food.	1.0816	0.04911	49	46	2	1
6208	Aaaaawh! How’d you beat me. . . HERE? Again!?	1.0806	0.03486	62	57	5	0
6209	This is why we need to tax the fish	1.0806	0.03486	62	57	5	0
6210	glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub	1.0800	0.04815	50	47	2	1
6211	We really have to discuss your feeding procedure.	1.0800	0.03876	50	46	4	0
6212	I swear I flushed you down the toilet	1.0800	0.03876	50	46	4	0
6213	You forgot the milk again, didn't you?	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
6214	There's gold in thar hills!	1.0794	0.03433	63	58	5	0
6215	... he saw another molly, he saw another molly, he saw another molly, so what do you think he did?	1.0794	0.03433	63	58	5	0
6216	let me go and I'll wish you didn't	1.0794	0.03433	63	58	5	0
6217	I was promised two lost souls….oh wait	1.0794	0.03433	63	58	5	0
6218	In a case of bad metempsychosis, the Buddha played at being coy with the hungry hiker.	1.0784	0.04722	51	48	2	1
6219	The goldfish is indeed one of the most invasive species on earth.	1.0784	0.04722	51	48	2	1
6220	The secret of life is to gulp water and pass it through your gills. Isn't it?	1.0784	0.04722	51	48	2	1
6221	Yes, these mountains were beneath the ocean until geological uplift.	1.0781	0.03381	64	59	5	0
6222	Be a goldfish. (Thank you, Ted Lasso.)	1.0781	0.04049	64	60	3	1
6223	Well your journey will not lead to enlightenment; but you did get to meet a talking goldfish.	1.0769	0.03331	65	60	5	0
6224	Sorry, I forgot what I was saying.	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
6225	You have until the count of three and then I swear I'm leaving you.	1.0769	0.03731	52	48	4	0
6226	If you're fishing for some vacancy, I'm clear out!	1.0758	0.03929	66	62	3	1
6227	Reminder, fish food is something you give to me.” Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, N	1.0758	0.03282	66	61	5	0
6228	OH MY GOD, THERES A FISH IN THIS CAVE!”	1.0758	0.03282	66	61	5	0
6229	I AM a fully vaccinated goldfish! I just have Cave Syndrome	1.0755	0.03663	53	49	4	0
6230	Has your water been changed?	1.0755	0.03663	53	49	4	0
6231	I hope you brought your own chips."	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
6232	I've been longing for fish food up here.. you did remember to bring it?	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
6233	If I was hungry for seafood, I would have hiked on the beach.	1.0746	0.03871	67	63	3	1
6234	« I know there is plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the one for me Elizabeth».	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
6235	You for backup for 2022?	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
6236	Meaning of "wife", you say - next floor up...	1.0741	0.03597	54	50	4	0
6237	The aardvark is on vacation. I'm Helga the Talking Goldfish. Back home they just call me Helga because we all talk. To start, we have a little problem. We're a business casual establishment. Did you notice the giant penguins to your right? Burrrrp!	1.0741	0.03597	54	50	4	0
6238	This reminds me of a Pink Floyd song. We’re just two lost souls, wish you were here swimming with me.	1.0727	0.03534	55	51	4	0
6239	Greetings, Seeker of Wisdom! Swami Katoomi is on break, but left you a mind-altering message, which I promptly forgot. 'How about, 'Get a life right after you teach a fish to write.'	1.0727	0.03534	55	51	4	0
6240	Hey, my name's Greg. Peter the Bear called in sick.	1.0727	0.03534	55	51	4	0
6241	He died. I flushed him down the toilet. All he had to say was "Be in the moment."	1.0727	0.03534	55	51	4	0
6242	Salvador Dali was just here. You just missed him.	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
6243	One day we will have to climb great heights for simple pleasures such as companionship.	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
6244	Our wise old cod migrated and never returned, so I’m it. You just missed the noon line. I’m such people bait. And what are you trawling for today? Minnow of a barb got you hooked, or is it something more tidal? Cast your float my way. I’ll bite.	1.0702	0.04233	57	54	2	1
6245	'Yea that space trip didn't go great. Now get me the fk outta here" - Jeff Bezos	1.0690	0.04161	58	55	2	1
6246	I really need to switch up my morning routine.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
6247	You think you have problems…	1.0678	0.03301	59	55	4	0
6248	Brøther, pråy tell — håve you åny flåke? Øh høw I yeårn før flåke. Pleåse cøme cløser ånd dust my bøwl with flåke, sø bright ånd sweet...døn't støp till yøu bløt øut the sun, brøther...let me reach the øther side with the tåste øf flåke upøn my lips.	1.0678	0.03301	59	55	4	0
6249	You got flakes in the back there, flake?	1.0678	0.03301	59	55	4	0
6250	The White Cloud Mountain minnow is nearly extinct in its native habitat, thanks to pollution and tourism.	1.0678	0.03301	59	55	4	0
6251	When I booked the Airbnb described as ‘Mountain Peak Cave Chic’, I thought the owners were joking when they said I was responsible for feeding the family pet fish.	1.0678	0.03301	59	55	4	0
6252	I'll return if you promise no more Friday Fish Fries.	1.0667	0.03247	60	56	4	0
6253	Did you escape from the county fair?	1.0667	0.03247	60	56	4	0
6254	Sorry,Goldie,but I	1.0667	0.03247	60	56	4	0
6255	The last thing Jim expected to see,as he climbed out of hell,was a goldfish in a desert.	1.0667	0.04024	60	57	2	1
6256	Machu Pichu is Kunzan for "Place of the Sacred Fish Bowl" - Wikipedia #haha46com	1.0667	0.04024	60	57	2	1
6257	The last refuge of the lost city of Atlantis	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
6258	The fount of all knowledge is on her coffee break so for now you’ll have to settle for the fishbowl of profoundly less knowledge.	1.0656	0.03196	61	57	4	0
6259	You said you would be at sea level, but what country?	1.0656	0.03196	61	57	4	0
6260	Yes,life is better though a fisheye lens.	1.0645	0.03145	62	58	4	0
6261	Go for the gold" referred to a fish	1.0645	0.03896	62	59	2	1
6262	This is why people don’t like NY Ed cartoons.one out of many is great.The rest not so much.Just like the articles	1.0635	0.03097	63	59	4	0
6263	Hey, I think that goldfish is smiling back at me!	1.0635	0.03097	63	59	4	0
6264	The were all out of grasshopper legs, so I got baked flies.	1.0635	0.03097	63	59	4	0
6265	How did this get here? There is something very fish going on here!	1.0635	0.03097	63	59	4	0
6266	The answer is … “You’re on on Candid Camera! Hahaha!” Dummy.	1.0635	0.03097	63	59	4	0
6267	Way did you swim away from home? We been looking for you for two weeks.	1.0625	0.03050	64	60	4	0
6268	. "Throw in a deep sea diver, and you've got a deal!"	1.0625	0.03050	64	60	4	0
6269	I hope you remembered to bring my toothbrush.	1.0615	0.03004	65	61	4	0
6270	Wait!? This is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow??	1.0615	0.03004	65	61	4	0
6271	The guy before you wanted to bury me	1.0612	0.03460	49	46	3	0
6272	Yeah - You're the first! More gold than you can spend in you life, right?	1.0606	0.02960	66	62	4	0
6273	I don’t know why I am here- Me neither	1.0606	0.02960	66	62	4	0
6274	A lesser surprise, perhaps, is my water needs changing. Hello!	1.0600	0.03393	50	47	3	0
6275	There's gold in them there fish!!	1.0588	0.02875	68	64	4	0
6276	Stop looking at me like I’m some animal in the zoo.	1.0588	0.04349	51	49	1	1
6277	Too temperamental to domesticate? Boy did I show them.	1.0571	0.03457	70	67	2	1
6278	The contempt you are feeling from my owner is not an illusion.	1.0566	0.03205	53	50	3	0
6279	There’s so much shit in here. No one helps me.	1.0566	0.03205	53	50	3	0
6280	John suddenly remembered that the pet store had a very strict policy about "No returns."	1.0566	0.03205	53	50	3	0
6281	I bet you didn't expect a gold FISH on top of Treasure Mountain!	1.0556	0.03146	54	51	3	0
6282	Anybody there?...	1.0556	0.04109	54	52	1	1
6283	You're not the fountain of youth!	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
6284	The translation of ‘Gold for the soul’ was getting out of hand	1.0556	0.03146	54	51	3	0
6285	Ah, Mr. Sylvester, you are finally here. Did you remember the fish food after our mind-meld?	1.0545	0.03090	55	52	3	0
6286	We’ll, dog my cats!	1.0541	0.03272	74	71	2	1
6287	I asked him mountains or ocean. He said whichever one had a bigger bowl.	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
6288	Not only was that old man’s treasure poem bat-crazy, his prize was for the birds.	1.0536	0.03036	56	53	3	0
6289	This is why Dio wanted to be the man on the SILVER mountain	1.0526	0.02984	57	54	3	0
6290	I don't know what they told you was up here, but I'm not about to glitter, so you can go ahead and get lost.	1.0517	0.02933	58	55	3	0
6291	I know you were comfortable with the plastic castle, but Mr. Bezos said when it comes to you, cost is no issue.	1.0517	0.02933	58	55	3	0
6292	Don't you dare fog up my view.	1.0508	0.03764	59	57	1	1
6293	Aw shit, I don’t even speak fish.	1.0500	0.02837	60	57	3	0
6294	Why don’t you just take a picture? It’ll last longer.	1.0492	0.02792	61	58	3	0
6295	And all this time Jeff thought he was the first to reach outer space	1.0492	0.02792	61	58	3	0
6296	It's about time you got back. Did you bring the scallops like I asked?	1.0476	0.02705	63	60	3	0
6297	EUREKA! I found a pot of gold(fish)!	1.0476	0.03326	42	40	2	0
6298	Well, well, well. You finally found me.” Your life isn’t stupid so long as it is yours: A stoned thought I had when I was vacuuming in my underwear earlier. But is my life really my own? And how would I even know	1.0476	0.02705	63	60	3	0
6299	Thanks. Fish food is better in cooler temperatures.	1.0469	0.02663	64	61	3	0
6300	This edi ain’t shi-	1.0462	0.02623	65	62	3	0
6301	How the hell am I going to get this down?	1.0455	0.02584	66	63	3	0
6302	I knew it was something fishy	1.0444	0.03107	45	43	2	0
6303	The last remaining beta fish on earth, raging while “company” approaches, contemplates suicide: bash repeatedly against wall or make a leap for it?	1.0441	0.02509	68	65	3	0
6304	I promised their GoPro that you would wave your fin at me.	1.0408	0.02856	49	47	2	0
6305	It's going to be either you or me, buddy!	1.0351	0.02459	57	55	2	0
6306	How did you Fin-ish first? Jolene Olson, St Paul, MN	1.0339	0.02376	59	57	2	0
6307	So you have reached me after all......DRAT!!!!	1.0299	0.02095	67	65	2	0
6308	You’re calling me a fish out of water?	1.0227	0.02299	44	43	1	0
6309	I'm just looking for the pot of gold!	1.0000	0.01802	56	56	0	0

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