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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-07-25T21:32:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-08-08T21:34:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-08-02T21:33:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | August 9, 2021 |
Number of captions | 6310 |
Number of responses | 665368 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | If you're from Uber Eats, just sprinkle it in. | 1.9155 | 0.01484 | 2886 | 1049 | 1032 | 805 |
1 | Congratulations on making it this far. Just one more task and you can reset your password. | 1.8742 | 0.01583 | 2703 | 1107 | 829 | 767 |
2 | To be fair, you're not what I was expecting either. | 1.8371 | 0.01348 | 3192 | 1228 | 1256 | 708 |
3 | No sage advice. This is more of a think tank. | 1.8312 | 0.01330 | 3448 | 1392 | 1246 | 810 |
4 | Congratulations, you have just completed step two of Spirit Airline's refund policy. | 1.8210 | 0.01317 | 3962 | 1778 | 1115 | 1069 |
5 | You're almost right, I am a monkfish. | 1.8142 | 0.01833 | 1841 | 772 | 639 | 430 |
6 | Did you bring the little castle? | 1.8117 | 0.01386 | 3203 | 1343 | 1120 | 740 |
7 | If I had the answers, you think I’d be in this bowl? | 1.8072 | 0.01430 | 2992 | 1259 | 1051 | 682 |
8 | You think you had a tough time getting here. | 1.8023 | 0.01469 | 2832 | 1200 | 992 | 640 |
9 | Your parents lied to you about my death. | 1.8001 | 0.01348 | 3432 | 1481 | 1156 | 795 |
10 | Yes, I really can talk. You have two questions left. | 1.7952 | 0.01263 | 3730 | 1569 | 1356 | 805 |
11 | You go around in circles and then you die. Got it? | 1.7932 | 0.01768 | 1973 | 854 | 673 | 446 |
12 | The secret of life? Hydrate. | 1.7906 | 0.01614 | 2297 | 978 | 822 | 497 |
13 | You think YOU had a hard time getting here! | 1.7880 | 0.01517 | 2594 | 1107 | 930 | 557 |
14 | You're surprised I live here, but not by the fact I'm talking? | 1.7851 | 0.01583 | 2489 | 1101 | 822 | 566 |
15 | This is the last time I feed someone's fish while they're on vacation. | 1.7828 | 0.01405 | 3251 | 1473 | 1011 | 767 |
16 | Life is meaningless. Please exit through the gift shop. | 1.7770 | 0.01555 | 2578 | 1155 | 843 | 580 |
17 | A little castle, a fake fern, one of those little diver guys . . . you need me to write it down? | 1.7769 | 0.01480 | 2712 | 1175 | 967 | 570 |
18 | You missed him by one reincarnation. | 1.7736 | 0.01478 | 2814 | 1255 | 941 | 618 |
19 | The key to happiness? A three second memory span. | 1.7719 | 0.01795 | 1938 | 876 | 628 | 434 |
20 | I'm hoping that you brought your own water. | 1.7711 | 0.01810 | 1809 | 790 | 643 | 376 |
21 | It was more impressive when I did it | 1.7687 | 0.01741 | 2097 | 965 | 652 | 480 |
22 | Please tell me you're here about the leak... | 1.7665 | 0.01975 | 1623 | 747 | 508 | 368 |
23 | Thought you flushed me ..didn’t you, Mike. | 1.7623 | 0.01652 | 2289 | 1051 | 731 | 507 |
24 | Bad timing. The swami's at his place on Nantucket. | 1.7550 | 0.01501 | 3061 | 1522 | 767 | 772 |
25 | Happens all the time. I'm Swimmie. Swami is one mountain over. | 1.7535 | 0.01556 | 2649 | 1256 | 790 | 603 |
26 | One condition. I'll come home if you get rid of that damn cat. | 1.7501 | 0.01506 | 2649 | 1209 | 893 | 547 |
27 | I hope you've come to change the water. | 1.7486 | 0.01853 | 1663 | 736 | 609 | 318 |
28 | I'm Swimi. Swami is on the next peak. | 1.7483 | 0.01493 | 2773 | 1294 | 883 | 596 |
29 | The guru? He’s now working from home like everyone else. | 1.7458 | 0.01561 | 2490 | 1152 | 819 | 519 |
30 | Isn't the real question: What are any of us doing here? | 1.7455 | 0.01727 | 2090 | 985 | 652 | 453 |
31 | You want Enlightenment, one peak over. This is Solitude. | 1.7416 | 0.01752 | 1896 | 860 | 666 | 370 |
32 | And Roger soon realized his mistake in agreeing to feed his sherpa's fish while on vacation. | 1.7322 | 0.01758 | 1964 | 929 | 632 | 403 |
33 | You shouldn’t have flushed me, Dave. | 1.7321 | 0.01738 | 2016 | 956 | 644 | 416 |
34 | A simple 'hello' would be nice. But nooo, everyone always asks how I got up here. | 1.7287 | 0.01725 | 1917 | 877 | 683 | 357 |
35 | Reincarnation is a bitch. | 1.7235 | 0.01875 | 1725 | 827 | 548 | 350 |
36 | I'm more of a think tank than a wise man. | 1.7219 | 0.02056 | 1370 | 640 | 471 | 259 |
37 | I'll tell you the meaning of life if you tell me why you flushed me down the toilet. | 1.7216 | 0.01923 | 1649 | 796 | 516 | 337 |
38 | Oh you think this hike was hard for YOU?! | 1.7206 | 0.01895 | 1675 | 803 | 537 | 335 |
39 | Please come home.....we got rid of the cat. | 1.7128 | 0.02077 | 1473 | 740 | 416 | 317 |
40 | Everyone said Mom and Dad flushed you…But I always knew… | 1.7121 | 0.02088 | 1351 | 648 | 444 | 259 |
41 | I don’t care how thirsty you are, the answer is no ! | 1.7107 | 0.01989 | 1438 | 677 | 500 | 261 |
42 | I didn't mislead you-I said I had an apartment with a view , I lived alone, and I was looking for a man who enjoyed the outdoors. But honestly, you don't look Jewish. | 1.7097 | 0.02115 | 1402 | 702 | 405 | 295 |
43 | You made a big mistake flushing me, Frank. | 1.7074 | 0.02087 | 1367 | 665 | 437 | 265 |
44 | Thirty years of fasting, meditation and prayer can be deeply transformative | 1.7055 | 0.02114 | 1314 | 636 | 429 | 249 |
45 | I hope you're not thirsty. | 1.7017 | 0.02154 | 1247 | 602 | 415 | 230 |
46 | No, no, no. I'm The Great Swimmy. The Great Swami is on the mountaintop next door. | 1.6995 | 0.02216 | 1208 | 594 | 383 | 231 |
47 | I'm waiting for the sea-level rise everyone's talking about. | 1.6982 | 0.02140 | 1193 | 560 | 433 | 200 |
48 | I suppose you expected an old man with a long beard. They all do. | 1.6948 | 0.02241 | 1091 | 516 | 392 | 183 |
49 | "Life has no meaning. Please exit through the gift store." | 1.6930 | 0.02342 | 1101 | 553 | 333 | 215 |
50 | So we meet again, Mr. Goldfish Flusher. | 1.6925 | 0.02353 | 1083 | 542 | 332 | 209 |
51 | I've traveled a great distance, guru, so don't play koi with me. | 1.6888 | 0.02344 | 1054 | 520 | 342 | 192 |
52 | Before you drink this, you should know what I do in here. | 1.6882 | 0.02337 | 1039 | 507 | 349 | 183 |
53 | I sure hope that look in your eyes is a thirst for knowledge. | 1.6880 | 0.02314 | 1032 | 496 | 362 | 174 |
54 | Congratulations! You have learned that struggle in life is sometimes meaningless" | 1.6871 | 0.02321 | 1026 | 494 | 359 | 173 |
55 | PLEASE tell me that you brought your own water | 1.6848 | 0.02412 | 990 | 490 | 322 | 178 |
56 | Welcome to the National Aquarium of Nepal. | 1.6840 | 0.02492 | 978 | 500 | 287 | 191 |
57 | If it were what you expected, it wouldn't be enlightenment. | 1.6790 | 0.02549 | 919 | 469 | 276 | 174 |
58 | Whew, good.. We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warrantee.. | 1.6787 | 0.02635 | 912 | 482 | 241 | 189 |
59 | And suddenly Steve realized, that Nirvana was just the name of a fish. | 1.6786 | 0.02575 | 924 | 479 | 263 | 182 |
60 | Hi. We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty. | 1.6780 | 0.02704 | 910 | 496 | 211 | 203 |
61 | This is the dawning of the Age of Aquariums. | 1.6777 | 0.02563 | 903 | 460 | 274 | 169 |
62 | Don’t even think about trying to fill your water bottle! | 1.6765 | 0.02579 | 850 | 422 | 281 | 147 |
63 | You looked different online. | 1.6751 | 0.02602 | 871 | 444 | 266 | 161 |
64 | Nobody's going to believe you. | 1.6733 | 0.02570 | 857 | 428 | 281 | 148 |
65 | The prize for reaching the top of the mountain was significantly less than what Harold expected. | 1.6703 | 0.02694 | 822 | 425 | 243 | 154 |
66 | Please don't be thirsty, please don't be thirsty. | 1.6681 | 0.02836 | 717 | 365 | 225 | 127 |
67 | Are you the cable guy? | 1.6658 | 0.02745 | 784 | 406 | 234 | 144 |
68 | When I was flushed, I thought my life was over… but it was just beginning. | 1.6654 | 0.02609 | 780 | 381 | 279 | 120 |
69 | Are you fully vaccinated? | 1.6640 | 0.02779 | 762 | 395 | 228 | 139 |
70 | It helps to see the bowl as half full. | 1.6607 | 0.02830 | 669 | 331 | 234 | 104 |
71 | The sad moment when you realize that “Pot of Gold” was just another mistranslated myth! | 1.6598 | 0.02744 | 729 | 366 | 245 | 118 |
72 | Yes, a talking goldfish. What did you expect, the Meaning of Life? | 1.6561 | 0.02773 | 695 | 346 | 242 | 107 |
73 | Yes, it’s remote – but I still feel like I’m living in a fish bowl. | 1.6546 | 0.02904 | 689 | 360 | 207 | 122 |
74 | You didn't think flushing me down the toilet would end me, did you Carl? | 1.6540 | 0.02983 | 685 | 368 | 186 | 131 |
75 | After you flushed me I really found myself | 1.6531 | 0.02891 | 689 | 359 | 210 | 120 |
76 | No matter how high you climb, you are a small fish in a small pond. | 1.6498 | 0.02917 | 651 | 334 | 211 | 106 |
77 | Okay, but just a sip. | 1.6479 | 0.02946 | 639 | 329 | 206 | 104 |
78 | I’ve moved up in the world since you flushed me | 1.6472 | 0.03052 | 598 | 309 | 191 | 98 |
79 | What does a fish have to do to get some privacy?? | 1.6471 | 0.02915 | 629 | 318 | 215 | 96 |
80 | Before you go drinking my water, just remember this is my bathroom too. | 1.6450 | 0.03104 | 614 | 329 | 174 | 111 |
81 | No. Not even a sip. | 1.6448 | 0.03035 | 625 | 330 | 187 | 108 |
82 | Did you remember to bring the little castle? | 1.6421 | 0.03019 | 598 | 308 | 196 | 94 |
83 | Friends or no friends this is the last time I am feeding their fish when they go on vacation. | 1.6364 | 0.03190 | 572 | 308 | 164 | 100 |
84 | Oh yeah? Well you look like a human out of air. | 1.6355 | 0.03149 | 557 | 292 | 176 | 89 |
85 | Now who’s the fish out of water? | 1.6355 | 0.03044 | 557 | 282 | 196 | 79 |
86 | I've been isolating. | 1.6345 | 0.03160 | 550 | 288 | 175 | 87 |
87 | The secret of life? Everything beats a flush. | 1.6284 | 0.03549 | 514 | 297 | 111 | 106 |
88 | Proof of God's existence. How else explain the unspilled bowl at this height? Who feeds the goldfish? Who changes the water? Where does the new water come from? Huh? And the Mets are still in first place | 1.6274 | 0.03297 | 518 | 278 | 155 | 85 |
89 | Thank goodness we had you microchipped | 1.6248 | 0.03328 | 501 | 268 | 153 | 80 |
90 | The answers you seek are much less interesting than the story of how I got here. | 1.6245 | 0.03255 | 506 | 266 | 164 | 76 |
91 | Look, no one chooses their spirit animal. | 1.6245 | 0.03356 | 498 | 268 | 149 | 81 |
92 | Yeah, well, we're all trapped in our own way. | 1.6240 | 0.03199 | 500 | 257 | 174 | 69 |
93 | Ha, beat you again! | 1.6240 | 0.03382 | 500 | 272 | 144 | 84 |
94 | Maybe if you’d brought supplemental oxygen you wouldn’t think I was a goldfish. | 1.6220 | 0.03415 | 492 | 269 | 140 | 83 |
95 | The secret to happiness is a very short memory. | 1.6203 | 0.03410 | 482 | 261 | 143 | 78 |
96 | You forgot the flakes, didn't you? | 1.6162 | 0.03414 | 456 | 242 | 147 | 67 |
97 | Sorry Goldie, they’re making us go back to the office. | 1.6142 | 0.03474 | 451 | 243 | 139 | 69 |
98 | Hi! In case you are wondering, this used to be an ocean. | 1.6130 | 0.03365 | 460 | 243 | 152 | 65 |
99 | My parents told me they sent you to a farm in Upstate New York | 1.6130 | 0.03527 | 447 | 244 | 132 | 71 |
100 | This is just the waiting room. Please enjoy my soothing presence until you are called. | 1.6115 | 0.03521 | 417 | 220 | 139 | 58 |
101 | Now imagine how hard it was for me to get up here. | 1.6114 | 0.03573 | 440 | 242 | 127 | 71 |
102 | Don't even think about drinking my water. | 1.6110 | 0.03503 | 437 | 235 | 137 | 65 |
103 | I gotta warn you, Dave, it’s lonely at the top.” | 1.6096 | 0.03407 | 438 | 230 | 149 | 59 |
104 | No David, what are YOU doing here? | 1.6096 | 0.03468 | 438 | 234 | 141 | 63 |
105 | You’ve polluted the oceans, rivers, lakes, ponds. Can’t you leave me alone? | 1.6076 | 0.03596 | 423 | 231 | 127 | 65 |
106 | You the one ordered the ground shrimp pellet delivery from Uber Eats? | 1.6071 | 0.03645 | 425 | 236 | 120 | 69 |
107 | Next time you run away I'm not going come looking for you. | 1.6065 | 0.03538 | 432 | 235 | 132 | 65 |
108 | You're looking for the maharaji. I'm the mahi-mahi. | 1.6061 | 0.03693 | 429 | 243 | 112 | 74 |
109 | There is no meaning and no grand purpose; at least you got your steps in. | 1.6058 | 0.03597 | 416 | 226 | 128 | 62 |
110 | You must be my Amazon delivery | 1.6057 | 0.03579 | 421 | 229 | 129 | 63 |
111 | Wait…are you fully vaccinated? | 1.6048 | 0.03636 | 415 | 228 | 123 | 64 |
112 | Please, no jokes about 'scaling.' I've heard 'em all. | 1.6043 | 0.03543 | 417 | 224 | 134 | 59 |
113 | Are you vaccinated? | 1.6033 | 0.03533 | 421 | 227 | 134 | 60 |
114 | You never heard of monkfish? | 1.6033 | 0.03686 | 426 | 241 | 113 | 72 |
115 | Be nice to your kids. They pick your retirement home. | 1.6025 | 0.03470 | 405 | 211 | 144 | 50 |
116 | I know, reincarnation surprises even me. | 1.6020 | 0.03611 | 407 | 221 | 127 | 59 |
117 | You can leave it there, I requested contactless delivery | 1.6015 | 0.03565 | 409 | 220 | 132 | 57 |
118 | Do you remember me, Roger? You flushed me in 3rd grade. | 1.6009 | 0.03635 | 436 | 247 | 116 | 73 |
119 | The meaning of life? Sink or swim, bucko! | 1.6000 | 0.03707 | 410 | 230 | 114 | 66 |
120 | First lesson: Lower your expectations. | 1.5995 | 0.03811 | 387 | 217 | 108 | 62 |
121 | Oh good, you brought water. | 1.5990 | 0.03545 | 394 | 208 | 136 | 50 |
122 | Surprised? Well, not all hermits are crabs. | 1.5985 | 0.03781 | 391 | 219 | 110 | 62 |
123 | Thin air? I hadn't noticed. | 1.5974 | 0.03574 | 390 | 207 | 133 | 50 |
124 | Remember, this water is also my toilet... | 1.5965 | 0.03739 | 399 | 224 | 112 | 63 |
125 | Me? I just used the fish ladder out back. | 1.5953 | 0.03718 | 383 | 210 | 118 | 55 |
126 | So you're the first human up here? Congrats, I was the first fish. | 1.5952 | 0.03719 | 378 | 206 | 119 | 53 |
127 | The secret of life is hydration. | 1.5947 | 0.03760 | 380 | 210 | 114 | 56 |
128 | The secret to eternal life? Change the water in your bowl twice a week. | 1.5942 | 0.03708 | 382 | 209 | 119 | 54 |
129 | The Meaning of Life?? Simply carry me down this mountain and release me in a pond…..then I will tell you. | 1.5930 | 0.03735 | 371 | 202 | 118 | 51 |
130 | So what did you expect? It’s the Age of Aquariums. | 1.5925 | 0.03854 | 373 | 210 | 105 | 58 |
131 | No, I said the meaning of life is just a load of carp. | 1.5913 | 0.03961 | 367 | 211 | 95 | 61 |
132 | The secret of life? Stay hydrated. | 1.5908 | 0.03644 | 391 | 214 | 123 | 54 |
133 | Certainly you didn't think you'd seen the last of me when you flushed. | 1.5889 | 0.03796 | 343 | 184 | 116 | 43 |
134 | Amazon delivered me here. | 1.5875 | 0.03983 | 337 | 188 | 100 | 49 |
135 | Of all the nooks in all the mountains in all the world, you walk into mine. | 1.5861 | 0.03868 | 360 | 202 | 105 | 53 |
136 | Yes ,I’m a goldfish. What did you expect? Enlightenment? | 1.5859 | 0.03630 | 396 | 219 | 122 | 55 |
137 | The guru is wintering in Bali. Anything I can help you with? | 1.5847 | 0.03878 | 354 | 198 | 105 | 51 |
138 | Enlightenment is knowing you’re just a big fish in a small pond | 1.5836 | 0.03906 | 341 | 189 | 105 | 47 |
139 | But Mom and Dad said you went to a better place | 1.5821 | 0.03898 | 347 | 194 | 104 | 49 |
140 | It was a bit of a climb, but Steve was happy to finally find an apartment that allowed pets for just $1000 a month | 1.5808 | 0.04233 | 334 | 199 | 76 | 59 |
141 | Kind of puts your accomplishments in perspective, doesn’t it? | 1.5802 | 0.03956 | 343 | 194 | 99 | 50 |
142 | Did you see my Amazon package on the way up? | 1.5796 | 0.03888 | 333 | 183 | 107 | 43 |
143 | Gurus can sometimes be koi. | 1.5775 | 0.03915 | 355 | 203 | 99 | 53 |
144 | The meaning of life is to swim in circles. Have a safe trip down. | 1.5764 | 0.03944 | 347 | 198 | 98 | 51 |
145 | Not the pot of gold you were looking for, eh? | 1.5762 | 0.04075 | 328 | 188 | 91 | 49 |
146 | Ok, great! My ride is here. | 1.5759 | 0.03859 | 323 | 175 | 110 | 38 |
147 | Forget the cherries. Life is just a bowl. | 1.5757 | 0.04013 | 337 | 193 | 94 | 50 |
148 | Is there no privacy anywhere? | 1.5750 | 0.04035 | 320 | 180 | 96 | 44 |
149 | And for my third wish, I asked for a view near the water. | 1.5745 | 0.03992 | 322 | 180 | 99 | 43 |
150 | Crap, forgot the fish food. | 1.5741 | 0.03705 | 317 | 165 | 122 | 30 |
151 | Before I reveal the secret of life - do you have any fish food with you? | 1.5741 | 0.03801 | 324 | 174 | 114 | 36 |
152 | I know. If I came all this way I’d be disappointed too. | 1.5736 | 0.03734 | 326 | 173 | 119 | 34 |
153 | You're blocking my view. | 1.5732 | 0.04193 | 314 | 182 | 84 | 48 |
154 | I asked you for one thing and you forgot. Fish food, Frank. Fish food. | 1.5723 | 0.04056 | 318 | 180 | 94 | 44 |
155 | Congratulations. You’ve reached sea level. | 1.5700 | 0.04091 | 307 | 173 | 93 | 41 |
156 | Yes, I’m a fish. You may ask two more questions wanderer. | 1.5698 | 0.03720 | 351 | 193 | 116 | 42 |
157 | Cave's taken. | 1.5686 | 0.03969 | 306 | 168 | 102 | 36 |
158 | Having regrets about flushing me down the toilet? | 1.5667 | 0.04349 | 300 | 178 | 74 | 48 |
159 | Is Trump still president? | 1.5649 | 0.04135 | 308 | 177 | 88 | 43 |
160 | You forgot the plastic bag, didn't you | 1.5621 | 0.04136 | 290 | 163 | 91 | 36 |
161 | I see you got my text. | 1.5606 | 0.03970 | 289 | 157 | 102 | 30 |
162 | Is it half full or half empty? | 1.5603 | 0.04195 | 282 | 159 | 88 | 35 |
163 | Zen is the next cave up. This is reincarnation. | 1.5591 | 0.04320 | 279 | 161 | 80 | 38 |
164 | You won’t believe this but.. they were OUT of fish food. | 1.5591 | 0.04350 | 279 | 162 | 78 | 39 |
165 | Forget the mystery of life. The real mystery is how I got here. | 1.5576 | 0.04118 | 278 | 154 | 93 | 31 |
166 | I'm NOT being koi. | 1.5560 | 0.04552 | 277 | 168 | 64 | 45 |
167 | What if I told you "we're all living in a fishbowl"? | 1.5543 | 0.04142 | 276 | 154 | 91 | 31 |
168 | You must be the pet sitter. | 1.5529 | 0.04080 | 293 | 166 | 92 | 35 |
169 | It's safe. Biden won. | 1.5524 | 0.04243 | 286 | 166 | 82 | 38 |
170 | Now who's the fool on the hill? | 1.5506 | 0.04146 | 267 | 148 | 91 | 28 |
171 | Just calm down, I know you must be thirsty, but let's not doing anything hasty here. | 1.5500 | 0.04263 | 260 | 146 | 85 | 29 |
172 | Don't act so koi with me | 1.5498 | 0.04355 | 291 | 175 | 72 | 44 |
173 | Honestly, sea level rise can't get here soon enough. | 1.5492 | 0.04181 | 264 | 147 | 89 | 28 |
174 | Life sucks, then you get flushed down the toilet. | 1.5455 | 0.04387 | 253 | 145 | 78 | 30 |
175 | "Since you ask, the secret of life is to just keep swimming." | 1.5447 | 0.04475 | 257 | 151 | 72 | 34 |
176 | Haven’t you heard? The sea is rising. | 1.5444 | 0.04277 | 259 | 147 | 83 | 29 |
177 | The meaning of life?! How about ‘don’t flush your friends down the toilet.’ | 1.5437 | 0.04331 | 263 | 152 | 79 | 32 |
178 | Now what makes you think this is a phishing scheme? | 1.5434 | 0.04103 | 265 | 147 | 92 | 26 |
179 | The higher up you go the better the prizes get | 1.5427 | 0.04169 | 293 | 172 | 83 | 38 |
180 | Where's the regular guy with dehydrated shrimp? | 1.5422 | 0.04441 | 249 | 144 | 75 | 30 |
181 | Finding me up here is about as likely as writing a winning caption. | 1.5421 | 0.04521 | 273 | 167 | 64 | 42 |
182 | The good prizes are at the summit. | 1.5415 | 0.04564 | 253 | 151 | 67 | 35 |
183 | At least one of us has enough oxygen at this altitude. | 1.5410 | 0.04547 | 244 | 143 | 70 | 31 |
184 | Enlightenment may be more complicated than Brian considered. | 1.5407 | 0.04519 | 246 | 144 | 71 | 31 |
185 | Brian please,I've told you I need my space. | 1.5403 | 0.04268 | 248 | 139 | 84 | 25 |
186 | Tell me you brought fish food. | 1.5401 | 0.04327 | 274 | 162 | 76 | 36 |
187 | If you can hear me, you have attained your desired state of consciousness. Now, please take me to the river. | 1.5375 | 0.04566 | 253 | 152 | 66 | 35 |
188 | Well, I wasn't expecting to see you either | 1.5362 | 0.04482 | 235 | 135 | 74 | 26 |
189 | I'm the Dory Lama. | 1.5360 | 0.04538 | 250 | 149 | 68 | 33 |
190 | Get a fish" they said, "It's a low maintenance pet" they said.. | 1.5359 | 0.04650 | 237 | 141 | 65 | 31 |
191 | Nirvana, my friend, is a few flakes a day and someone to change the water. | 1.5357 | 0.04475 | 252 | 149 | 71 | 32 |
192 | Now that you’re vaccinated, can we please move back to the city? | 1.5344 | 0.04687 | 247 | 151 | 60 | 36 |
193 | I am glad you came because I’ve been trying to reach you to discuss your car warranty. | 1.5324 | 0.04460 | 278 | 172 | 64 | 42 |
194 | So this is the studio walkup with water views! | 1.5310 | 0.04329 | 258 | 151 | 77 | 30 |
195 | Oh, so a fish can't know the meaning of life? | 1.5310 | 0.04615 | 226 | 132 | 68 | 26 |
196 | Yes, it is me, Ernie. I suspect you didn't expect to see me again after you flushed, did you? | 1.5301 | 0.04429 | 266 | 161 | 69 | 36 |
197 | I forget why I asked you to meet me here. | 1.5292 | 0.04646 | 240 | 145 | 63 | 32 |
198 | Don't ask. | 1.5290 | 0.04176 | 259 | 148 | 85 | 26 |
199 | Long time no sea. | 1.5289 | 0.04799 | 225 | 136 | 59 | 30 |
200 | ...and there, frozen in terror, he found himself face-to-face with the legendary Abominable Goldfish. | 1.5289 | 0.04544 | 225 | 130 | 71 | 24 |
201 | Who did you expect? Moses? | 1.5277 | 0.04644 | 235 | 141 | 64 | 30 |
202 | I guess this is what they mean when they say it’s the journey not the destination. | 1.5269 | 0.04200 | 260 | 150 | 83 | 27 |
203 | Did you remember to get me a little castle? | 1.5251 | 0.04942 | 219 | 135 | 53 | 31 |
204 | No wisdom for you until you change my water. | 1.5246 | 0.04439 | 244 | 144 | 72 | 28 |
205 | I trust you brought your own water. | 1.5246 | 0.04401 | 244 | 143 | 74 | 27 |
206 | The secrets to a long, healthy life? Avoid the sun, stay hydrated, and, above all, avoid seafood. | 1.5244 | 0.04758 | 225 | 136 | 60 | 29 |
207 | What? You were expecting enlightenment? | 1.5244 | 0.04716 | 225 | 135 | 62 | 28 |
208 | I thought I found one place I could escape the feeling I was living in a fishbowl. | 1.5242 | 0.04685 | 227 | 136 | 63 | 28 |
209 | You’re in a bubble too you know… | 1.5238 | 0.04665 | 231 | 139 | 63 | 29 |
210 | The meaning of life is not to flush it down the toilet. | 1.5234 | 0.04899 | 214 | 130 | 56 | 28 |
211 | Frank then realized that his mom wasn’t lying when she said that his fish had “run away.” | 1.5231 | 0.04775 | 216 | 129 | 61 | 26 |
212 | Sure it's a walk-up, but at least there's a window. | 1.5227 | 0.04391 | 220 | 124 | 77 | 19 |
213 | Fish food first, meaning of life second. | 1.5226 | 0.04491 | 243 | 145 | 69 | 29 |
214 | Well, what are YOU doing here? | 1.5213 | 0.04766 | 211 | 125 | 62 | 24 |
215 | Hello Edmond. Thought you’d be done when you flushed me didn’t you? | 1.5198 | 0.04262 | 252 | 147 | 79 | 26 |
216 | And you're expecting a goldfish to tell you the meaning of life? | 1.5195 | 0.04584 | 231 | 138 | 66 | 27 |
217 | Kiss me and I'll turn into a down escalator. | 1.5179 | 0.04734 | 224 | 136 | 60 | 28 |
218 | Yeah, I know – the whole reincarnation thing didn’t work out too well for me last time. | 1.5169 | 0.04552 | 236 | 142 | 66 | 28 |
219 | You must have misread the sign...it's "Contemplation of the Sole" | 1.5149 | 0.04974 | 202 | 123 | 54 | 25 |
220 | Winning carnival prizes is more challenging than it used to be. | 1.5148 | 0.04419 | 237 | 140 | 72 | 25 |
221 | The disappointment and disillusionment are mutual. | 1.5146 | 0.04804 | 206 | 123 | 60 | 23 |
222 | If a fish in a bowl can climb a mountain, you can figure out your own damn problems. | 1.5126 | 0.04980 | 199 | 121 | 54 | 24 |
223 | Wanda, why do you ask? | 1.5125 | 0.04723 | 240 | 151 | 55 | 34 |
224 | I'm a Buddhist monkfish. | 1.5124 | 0.04892 | 201 | 121 | 57 | 23 |
225 | There you are, ok I got rid of the cat... | 1.5124 | 0.04892 | 201 | 121 | 57 | 23 |
226 | I was released into the wild. | 1.5096 | 0.04819 | 208 | 126 | 58 | 24 |
227 | I will tell you the secret of life after you change the water. | 1.5093 | 0.04990 | 214 | 135 | 49 | 30 |
228 | You may ask me three questions as long as they aren’t about me being a fish. | 1.5075 | 0.04929 | 199 | 121 | 55 | 23 |
229 | I'm Swimmy, Swami is two peaks to the left. | 1.5051 | 0.05191 | 196 | 124 | 45 | 27 |
230 | If I knew the secret of life you think I'd be here?? | 1.5050 | 0.04860 | 200 | 121 | 57 | 22 |
231 | Great job - OK now YOU hide! | 1.5047 | 0.04719 | 214 | 130 | 60 | 24 |
232 | The meaning of life? To swim counterclockwise. | 1.5026 | 0.04840 | 189 | 112 | 59 | 18 |
233 | The secret to a long and happy life is not having any attention span. | 1.5026 | 0.05149 | 193 | 121 | 47 | 25 |
234 | Karma's a bitch, ain't it. | 1.5025 | 0.04790 | 201 | 121 | 59 | 21 |
235 | Of all the mountain tops in the world, you walk into mine... | 1.5025 | 0.04957 | 203 | 126 | 52 | 25 |
236 | What? They said the oceans were rising and I took precautions. | 1.5025 | 0.04957 | 203 | 126 | 52 | 25 |
237 | Sorry. The Guru is two peaks over. | 1.5024 | 0.04588 | 207 | 122 | 66 | 19 |
238 | That's it Goldie. Run away once more and you're going back to the pound. | 1.5023 | 0.04782 | 213 | 131 | 57 | 25 |
239 | Welcome to Trump Tower in Nepal. | 1.5023 | 0.05065 | 217 | 141 | 43 | 33 |
240 | You live, you die, you're flushed. | 1.5023 | 0.04952 | 221 | 142 | 47 | 32 |
241 | You may not like the answer, but then again, you're not a fish. | 1.5022 | 0.04622 | 223 | 136 | 62 | 25 |
242 | Oh, great. Another 'seeker of wisdom' just popping in. No privacy at all. It's like I'm living in a goldfish bowl. | 1.5022 | 0.04708 | 223 | 138 | 58 | 27 |
243 | Suddenly, Bill remembers that he forgot the fish food. | 1.5000 | 0.05051 | 198 | 124 | 49 | 25 |
244 | So the key to life comes down to one word, “HYDRATE “ | 1.5000 | 0.04122 | 230 | 131 | 83 | 16 |
245 | Is it really that hard to feed me three times a day? | 1.5000 | 0.04548 | 222 | 134 | 65 | 23 |
246 | We are going home. I am tired of bringing you food up here everyday. | 1.5000 | 0.04827 | 226 | 144 | 51 | 31 |
247 | Finally, someone to change my water | 1.4978 | 0.04489 | 223 | 134 | 67 | 22 |
248 | You could at least try not to look so disappointed. | 1.4976 | 0.04588 | 207 | 123 | 65 | 19 |
249 | And you thought you could just flush our life together down the toilet, Carl. I know we can make this work. | 1.4974 | 0.04898 | 195 | 119 | 55 | 21 |
250 | Jerry, I hope you've got fresh water in that backpack! | 1.4973 | 0.04855 | 185 | 110 | 58 | 17 |
251 | There you are, Nemo. | 1.4973 | 0.04893 | 183 | 109 | 57 | 17 |
252 | What? Not the kind of gold you were looking for? | 1.4955 | 0.04724 | 222 | 139 | 56 | 27 |
253 | Hey,Jim. Remember that goldfish you flushed when you were 8? | 1.4952 | 0.04785 | 210 | 130 | 56 | 24 |
254 | Welcome! You have three wishes, but you can't wish for more wishes, water, or a fish dinner. | 1.4950 | 0.05062 | 200 | 127 | 47 | 26 |
255 | And all this time the answers to life's questions were in my living room | 1.4944 | 0.05179 | 178 | 110 | 48 | 20 |
256 | I’m sure you have a lot of questions. | 1.4927 | 0.04871 | 205 | 128 | 53 | 24 |
257 | Look who it is. Tim crawling back after discovering there weren’t better fish in the sea | 1.4921 | 0.05190 | 191 | 122 | 44 | 25 |
258 | Robert considers carefully how to get past the Guardian Goldfish | 1.4920 | 0.05108 | 187 | 117 | 48 | 22 |
259 | 'The old worn out treasure map just said Gold.!!' | 1.4917 | 0.05115 | 181 | 112 | 49 | 20 |
260 | The truth? I could use some pellets. | 1.4917 | 0.04932 | 181 | 109 | 55 | 17 |
261 | The good news, O pilgrim, is that reincarnation is real. | 1.4916 | 0.05218 | 179 | 112 | 46 | 21 |
262 | Holy mackerel. | 1.4913 | 0.04893 | 173 | 102 | 57 | 14 |
263 | Please tell me you're here to fix my broadband. | 1.4911 | 0.04649 | 224 | 140 | 58 | 26 |
264 | Would you mind changing my water? | 1.4911 | 0.04563 | 224 | 138 | 62 | 24 |
265 | Getting the bowl up here was the easy part. | 1.4911 | 0.04518 | 224 | 137 | 64 | 23 |
266 | This is the last scavenger hunt...ever. | 1.4906 | 0.04704 | 212 | 131 | 58 | 23 |
267 | The way to enlightenment is unshellfishness | 1.4894 | 0.04858 | 188 | 114 | 56 | 18 |
268 | The guru is the next cave over - I'm the fugu. | 1.4892 | 0.04955 | 186 | 114 | 53 | 19 |
269 | You're not thirsty, right? | 1.4891 | 0.04874 | 184 | 111 | 56 | 17 |
270 | The meaning of life is to circle the globe until you go belly-up. | 1.4888 | 0.05239 | 178 | 112 | 45 | 21 |
271 | I told you you couldn't run away from your responsibilities, Steve. | 1.4885 | 0.04624 | 217 | 134 | 60 | 23 |
272 | The path to enlightenment is to have a 3 second memory. | 1.4878 | 0.05016 | 205 | 132 | 46 | 27 |
273 | Advice? Don't pee in water you swim in. | 1.4868 | 0.04954 | 189 | 117 | 52 | 20 |
274 | George was just one reincarnation too late. | 1.4868 | 0.04722 | 189 | 113 | 60 | 16 |
275 | Before you eyeball this water, think about what it is that I do in here. | 1.4866 | 0.04757 | 187 | 112 | 59 | 16 |
276 | Heard the Oceans were rising. Getting ahead of the game. | 1.4865 | 0.04974 | 185 | 114 | 52 | 19 |
277 | Thank god you got my text | 1.4865 | 0.05205 | 185 | 118 | 44 | 23 |
278 | Last time I offer to pet sit | 1.4863 | 0.05014 | 183 | 113 | 51 | 19 |
279 | The hermit crab will see you shortly | 1.4862 | 0.05114 | 181 | 113 | 48 | 20 |
280 | “I’m the first in a series of gatekeepers. Each is increasingly more ferocious than me.” | 1.4861 | 0.04731 | 216 | 136 | 55 | 25 |
281 | Are you with Amazon? I have been waiting for my fish flakes since last week. | 1.4860 | 0.05033 | 179 | 110 | 51 | 18 |
282 | THATS where they go when you flush them?! | 1.4852 | 0.04973 | 169 | 101 | 54 | 14 |
283 | Before you started, did anyone mention the term "red herring"? | 1.4848 | 0.05410 | 165 | 104 | 42 | 19 |
284 | Took you long enough! Now you hide and I’ll count. | 1.4844 | 0.05221 | 192 | 125 | 41 | 26 |
285 | My few cents? Reincarnation is not fake news. | 1.4831 | 0.04926 | 178 | 108 | 54 | 16 |
286 | Don't tell me you forgot my little castle. | 1.4821 | 0.05535 | 168 | 109 | 37 | 22 |
287 | And I thought my parents were joking when they said Goldie went to a faraway place. | 1.4817 | 0.05152 | 164 | 100 | 49 | 15 |
288 | I’m really starting to hate these scavenger hunts | 1.4815 | 0.04839 | 189 | 116 | 55 | 18 |
289 | Did you remember to get the fish food. | 1.4813 | 0.05162 | 187 | 120 | 44 | 23 |
290 | You’ve come a long way. You’re thirsty. I get it! But let’s keep this in perspective… | 1.4809 | 0.05072 | 183 | 115 | 48 | 20 |
291 | Good, you got my text. | 1.4798 | 0.04680 | 198 | 121 | 59 | 18 |
292 | Finall!, Are you from UberEats? I ordered 3 days ago! | 1.4795 | 0.05202 | 171 | 107 | 46 | 18 |
293 | It’s about time! I can’t change this water myself, you know | 1.4794 | 0.04804 | 194 | 120 | 55 | 19 |
294 | Oh, thank God! I’ve been stranded up here for three seconds! Oh, thank God! I’ve been stranded up here for three seconds! Oh, thank God! I’ve… | 1.4793 | 0.05180 | 169 | 105 | 47 | 17 |
295 | You’re early. Your cave won’t be ready til 3, so, if you’d like to, hangout on the ledge. | 1.4788 | 0.05271 | 165 | 103 | 45 | 17 |
296 | I thought the fortune teller said I'd be granted one wish at the top of the mountain. | 1.4787 | 0.04906 | 211 | 137 | 47 | 27 |
297 | I see you departing on a great journey to return here with fresh water and and a tank brush. | 1.4785 | 0.05173 | 163 | 100 | 48 | 15 |
298 | Food floats, poop sinks, always look upwards. | 1.4780 | 0.05032 | 182 | 114 | 49 | 19 |
299 | Must have been nice to do it with legs... | 1.4769 | 0.05054 | 195 | 126 | 45 | 24 |
300 | It was this or get flushed. | 1.4765 | 0.05157 | 170 | 106 | 47 | 17 |
301 | Thirteen years swimming in a bowl does not lead to enlightenment! | 1.4757 | 0.04972 | 185 | 116 | 50 | 19 |
302 | The secret to life? Don't get hooked. | 1.4751 | 0.05289 | 181 | 118 | 40 | 23 |
303 | He's out at the moment, would you like to leave a message? | 1.4747 | 0.04385 | 217 | 132 | 67 | 18 |
304 | Let me guess, someone told you that there was gold in these hills and they 'forgot' to say fish. | 1.4746 | 0.05319 | 177 | 115 | 40 | 22 |
305 | Great job. Now it’s your turn to hide. | 1.4745 | 0.04982 | 196 | 126 | 47 | 23 |
306 | I took the elevator. | 1.4744 | 0.05260 | 156 | 96 | 46 | 14 |
307 | There you are little guy, I've been looking everywhere for you. | 1.4740 | 0.04889 | 173 | 105 | 54 | 14 |
308 | Hi there! I’m one of the last signs of oxygen deprivation. | 1.4737 | 0.05201 | 171 | 108 | 45 | 18 |
309 | Excuse my current reincarnation. With any luck, I'll be a cat within a week and I won't give a damn about your problems. | 1.4727 | 0.05609 | 165 | 109 | 34 | 22 |
310 | Sorry, we're full. | 1.4725 | 0.04970 | 182 | 114 | 50 | 18 |
311 | Thought you could get rid of me that easily, huh? | 1.4724 | 0.05316 | 163 | 103 | 43 | 17 |
312 | It might help you wrap your head around this to know that right now, somewhere in the world, a yogi is sitting on an end table and a cat is staring at him. | 1.4716 | 0.05520 | 176 | 118 | 33 | 25 |
313 | People always get it wrong. It's survival of the fishest. | 1.4709 | 0.05434 | 172 | 113 | 37 | 22 |
314 | ...And that’s the moment Barry learned he missed his Guru by one reincarnated lifetime. | 1.4709 | 0.05173 | 189 | 124 | 41 | 24 |
315 | You’ll find peace once you accept the size of your own bowl. | 1.4706 | 0.04878 | 170 | 103 | 54 | 13 |
316 | I can’t be your emotional support animal anymore. | 1.4699 | 0.05245 | 166 | 105 | 44 | 17 |
317 | The rent is cheap and I like the view. Next question. | 1.4695 | 0.05291 | 164 | 104 | 43 | 17 |
318 | Did you remember the sparkling water? | 1.4693 | 0.04903 | 179 | 111 | 52 | 16 |
319 | Lower your expectations. | 1.4691 | 0.05410 | 162 | 104 | 40 | 18 |
320 | You shouldn’t have followed me here David. We’re just two, conflicted comets on different paths” | 1.4686 | 0.05239 | 175 | 113 | 42 | 20 |
321 | Nah, I'm Doctor Guppy. Gupta's on the next mountain over. | 1.4684 | 0.05511 | 158 | 102 | 38 | 18 |
322 | Did you remember to get fishfood this time? | 1.4671 | 0.05516 | 152 | 97 | 39 | 16 |
323 | Sure, you didn't find the wisdom you seek, but isn't a talking fish still worth the climb? | 1.4670 | 0.04968 | 182 | 115 | 49 | 18 |
324 | You'd better be the DoorDash guy with some fish food. | 1.4667 | 0.05196 | 165 | 104 | 45 | 16 |
325 | Don’t answer when he asks, “If you could be anything….” | 1.4663 | 0.05037 | 193 | 126 | 44 | 23 |
326 | I hope you brought flakes. | 1.4663 | 0.04856 | 178 | 110 | 53 | 15 |
327 | I wish you people would just leave me alone. | 1.4660 | 0.04699 | 206 | 131 | 54 | 21 |
328 | You? You again? | 1.4659 | 0.05216 | 176 | 114 | 42 | 20 |
329 | I'd tell you the Secret of Life but I have the memory of a goldfish. | 1.4658 | 0.05434 | 161 | 104 | 39 | 18 |
330 | He's not here. He took a job at Goldman Sachs. | 1.4656 | 0.04892 | 189 | 120 | 50 | 19 |
331 | Vishnu" or "fish knew" | 1.4655 | 0.05385 | 174 | 115 | 37 | 22 |
332 | Marco! | 1.4651 | 0.05306 | 172 | 112 | 40 | 20 |
333 | If you can figure out how I got myself up here and am still alive, then you will understand the meaning of life. | 1.4645 | 0.04886 | 183 | 115 | 51 | 17 |
334 | Kind of anti-climatic, huh? | 1.4643 | 0.05333 | 168 | 109 | 40 | 19 |
335 | Congratulations. You have reached the height of absurdity! | 1.4641 | 0.05227 | 181 | 119 | 40 | 22 |
336 | I’m in witness protection! | 1.4639 | 0.05029 | 166 | 103 | 49 | 14 |
337 | Sorry Sir. Your appointment was an hour ago. | 1.4636 | 0.05380 | 151 | 95 | 42 | 14 |
338 | I lived that life, had my fun, but let me tell you...swimming with the sharks gets old real fast. | 1.4634 | 0.05072 | 164 | 102 | 48 | 14 |
339 | The secret of life? Go with the flow. | 1.4631 | 0.05175 | 149 | 91 | 47 | 11 |
340 | Not for the first time, on his weekly 200km round-trip to the fish food store, Ned wished Buddha had been reborn as a mountain goat. | 1.4629 | 0.05299 | 175 | 115 | 39 | 21 |
341 | After a long and arduous hike, Ernie found a pot of goldfish at the end of the rainbow. | 1.4629 | 0.05045 | 175 | 111 | 47 | 17 |
342 | Before I announce the meaning of life, would you be a sport and change my water? | 1.4626 | 0.05651 | 147 | 95 | 36 | 16 |
343 | You can work from anywhere these days. | 1.4626 | 0.05398 | 147 | 92 | 42 | 13 |
344 | If I knew so much would I be in this bowl? | 1.4625 | 0.05529 | 160 | 105 | 36 | 19 |
345 | What did you expect? A llama? | 1.4615 | 0.05594 | 143 | 91 | 38 | 14 |
346 | You want the next mountain over. | 1.4615 | 0.05255 | 156 | 98 | 44 | 14 |
347 | It's a bit confining but the view is great. | 1.4611 | 0.04751 | 180 | 111 | 55 | 14 |
348 | Nobody puts Baby in the toilet! | 1.4611 | 0.05149 | 167 | 106 | 45 | 16 |
349 | My other bowl is an ocean. | 1.4611 | 0.05078 | 167 | 105 | 47 | 15 |
350 | Not what you expected, eh? | 1.4611 | 0.05078 | 167 | 105 | 47 | 15 |
351 | 'Listen bud, would I be stuck in this bowl if I had any answers?' | 1.4610 | 0.05383 | 154 | 98 | 41 | 15 |
352 | As long as you’re here, could you change my water? | 1.4607 | 0.04788 | 178 | 110 | 54 | 14 |
353 | Did you have trouble with that last 1000 feet,too? | 1.4607 | 0.05170 | 178 | 116 | 42 | 20 |
354 | Remote work, you know | 1.4607 | 0.04854 | 178 | 111 | 52 | 15 |
355 | Your sherpa really played you, man. The guru is on the top of the first mountain to the north. | 1.4601 | 0.05018 | 163 | 101 | 49 | 13 |
356 | And you thought when you flushed me down the toilet you'd never see me again? | 1.4601 | 0.05382 | 163 | 106 | 39 | 18 |
357 | Sorry, the wise man you're looking for is two mountains over. | 1.4598 | 0.05065 | 174 | 111 | 46 | 17 |
358 | Who is trapped? | 1.4595 | 0.05539 | 148 | 95 | 38 | 15 |
359 | Not what you were expecting? I get a lot of that. | 1.4591 | 0.05183 | 159 | 100 | 45 | 14 |
360 | To those seeking my wisdom I say: Carp-e diem. | 1.4586 | 0.05071 | 157 | 97 | 48 | 12 |
361 | Atop Mt Wisdom,he received The Word according to Carp | 1.4586 | 0.05166 | 181 | 119 | 41 | 21 |
362 | He who seeks wisdom is often disappointed. | 1.4583 | 0.05564 | 144 | 92 | 38 | 14 |
363 | Nobody's ever going to top this fish story. | 1.4581 | 0.05434 | 155 | 100 | 39 | 16 |
364 | I dropped out of school to find myself. | 1.4577 | 0.05440 | 142 | 89 | 41 | 12 |
365 | Can I circle back to you? | 1.4575 | 0.05563 | 153 | 100 | 36 | 17 |
366 | Are you waiting for the great flood as well? | 1.4575 | 0.05162 | 153 | 95 | 46 | 12 |
367 | You don't remember me, do you? | 1.4573 | 0.05562 | 164 | 110 | 33 | 21 |
368 | Do I look like a monkfish to you? | 1.4571 | 0.05043 | 175 | 112 | 46 | 17 |
369 | The meaning of life? You swim around in circles,somebody over feeds you,and you get flushed down a toilet. | 1.4571 | 0.04911 | 175 | 110 | 50 | 15 |
370 | If you lived here, you'd be home by now. | 1.4570 | 0.05124 | 151 | 93 | 47 | 11 |
371 | Sure, I can tell you the meaning of life! Oh wait…I forget. | 1.4565 | 0.04924 | 184 | 118 | 48 | 18 |
372 | The swami? He got tired of all the visitors. | 1.4564 | 0.05344 | 149 | 94 | 42 | 13 |
373 | You forgot my sunken castle tank ornament, didn't you? | 1.4555 | 0.04677 | 191 | 120 | 55 | 16 |
374 | You flushed. I woke up here. The world turns. | 1.4545 | 0.05300 | 154 | 98 | 42 | 14 |
375 | Not what you expected to see up here? Yeah I get that a lot. | 1.4545 | 0.05501 | 143 | 91 | 39 | 13 |
376 | It's all about the journey, you lucky bastard! | 1.4540 | 0.05255 | 174 | 115 | 39 | 20 |
377 | The Master is out. What's your question? | 1.4540 | 0.05015 | 163 | 102 | 48 | 13 |
378 | Hi! I am a high-altitude-induced hallucination. | 1.4539 | 0.05510 | 152 | 99 | 37 | 16 |
379 | So, Robert. Don't worry - I've completely forgotten that flushing incident. | 1.4534 | 0.05209 | 161 | 103 | 43 | 15 |
380 | The secret to life is having a 'bowl half-full" attitude | 1.4533 | 0.05563 | 150 | 98 | 36 | 16 |
381 | I’m really hoping you brought fish food. | 1.4533 | 0.05145 | 150 | 93 | 46 | 11 |
382 | But the clue said "when you reach the highest height you will find a pot of GOLD...." | 1.4532 | 0.05796 | 139 | 91 | 33 | 15 |
383 | Much to his dismay it was Jimmy, whom he had flushed years before. | 1.4531 | 0.04997 | 192 | 127 | 43 | 22 |
384 | You think YOU'RE confused? | 1.4529 | 0.05010 | 170 | 108 | 47 | 15 |
385 | Didn’t you see the big sign at the bottom? “Wise Hermit - Thursday thru Sunday, Talking Goldfish - Monday thru Wednesday”? | 1.4528 | 0.05478 | 159 | 105 | 36 | 18 |
386 | Typo or not you asked to visit a Swimi! | 1.4528 | 0.05180 | 159 | 101 | 44 | 14 |
387 | Kind of a letdown, isn’t it? | 1.4528 | 0.05551 | 159 | 106 | 34 | 19 |
388 | And that’s the moment Jeff realized he’d been catfished. | 1.4528 | 0.05331 | 159 | 103 | 40 | 16 |
389 | Pet adoption has gotten so competitive. | 1.4528 | 0.05256 | 159 | 102 | 42 | 15 |
390 | No one will believe you. | 1.4527 | 0.05193 | 148 | 92 | 45 | 11 |
391 | I am in a fish bowl? Wow, you are not very self-aware are you? | 1.4519 | 0.06106 | 135 | 91 | 27 | 17 |
392 | I don't mean to be koi, but you've had the answers inside of you all along. | 1.4518 | 0.05095 | 166 | 106 | 45 | 15 |
393 | When you get to the hamster, you're almost there. | 1.4516 | 0.05274 | 155 | 99 | 42 | 14 |
394 | Sorry, the guru plays golf every Wednesday. | 1.4516 | 0.05582 | 155 | 103 | 34 | 18 |
395 | Stay hydrated.” | 1.4514 | 0.05816 | 144 | 96 | 31 | 17 |
396 | Did you remember the fish food? | 1.4513 | 0.04776 | 195 | 126 | 50 | 19 |
397 | You see, the key to happiness is to have a three-second memory. | 1.4512 | 0.05283 | 164 | 107 | 40 | 17 |
398 | He's out replenishing his sagacity. Can I take a message? | 1.4512 | 0.04992 | 164 | 103 | 48 | 13 |
399 | I hope you remembered to bring a clear plastic bag | 1.4507 | 0.05343 | 142 | 89 | 42 | 11 |
400 | Relax, I’m just his pet. | 1.4507 | 0.05616 | 142 | 92 | 36 | 14 |
401 | I signed up for a climbing expedition, not a phishing expedition. | 1.4506 | 0.05330 | 162 | 106 | 39 | 17 |
402 | Looks like you'll be sleeping with the fishes tonight. | 1.4506 | 0.05330 | 162 | 106 | 39 | 17 |
403 | This can't be the meaning of life! | 1.4503 | 0.04615 | 191 | 120 | 56 | 15 |
404 | Don’t even think of it—I peed in the water! | 1.4500 | 0.05674 | 140 | 91 | 35 | 14 |
405 | Climb high and go for the gold, they said." I knew there was something fishy about that | 1.4497 | 0.05302 | 169 | 112 | 38 | 19 |
406 | Thank God. The bear was starting to doubt my wish-granting abilities. | 1.4494 | 0.05502 | 158 | 105 | 35 | 18 |
407 | You must be the new pet sitter | 1.4494 | 0.04963 | 158 | 98 | 49 | 11 |
408 | Your fish has been granted. | 1.4493 | 0.05449 | 138 | 87 | 40 | 11 |
409 | No, you can't have a drink. | 1.4493 | 0.05546 | 138 | 88 | 38 | 12 |
410 | Why is the question always, "What's the wi-fi password?" | 1.4491 | 0.05482 | 167 | 113 | 33 | 21 |
411 | The secret of life is fish food. Please tell me you brought the fish food. | 1.4490 | 0.05726 | 147 | 98 | 32 | 17 |
412 | Well, well, well... we meet again. | 1.4490 | 0.05644 | 147 | 97 | 34 | 16 |
413 | Feed me, then we’ll talk. | 1.4485 | 0.05200 | 136 | 83 | 45 | 8 |
414 | … Steve misunderstood his mother’s dying wishes about storing the family gold in a high place. | 1.4485 | 0.05979 | 136 | 91 | 29 | 16 |
415 | I’ll tell you the meaning of life, but first change the water in my bowl | 1.4485 | 0.05116 | 165 | 106 | 44 | 15 |
416 | You might reconsider your disappointment given you have found a talking fish. | 1.4477 | 0.05297 | 172 | 115 | 37 | 20 |
417 | I will grant you one fish”. | 1.4476 | 0.05497 | 143 | 92 | 38 | 13 |
418 | Just a few more steps until I win the gold…fish? | 1.4474 | 0.05662 | 152 | 102 | 32 | 18 |
419 | Beat you! | 1.4470 | 0.05921 | 132 | 87 | 31 | 14 |
420 | Feed me and then I'll tell you the meaning of life. | 1.4467 | 0.05796 | 150 | 102 | 29 | 19 |
421 | Relax...if this was a bear cave I wouldn't be in the bowl. | 1.4462 | 0.05467 | 130 | 81 | 40 | 9 |
422 | As the Buddha reminds us: even when you feel underwater; BREATHE. | 1.4462 | 0.05988 | 130 | 86 | 30 | 14 |
423 | It’s the journey, not the destination. | 1.4452 | 0.05414 | 146 | 94 | 39 | 13 |
424 | Sorry, I don’t know the meaning of life. I’m just here to remind you to stay hydrated. | 1.4452 | 0.05189 | 155 | 99 | 43 | 13 |
425 | Finally. The app said the delivery would be here four days ago! | 1.4444 | 0.05237 | 153 | 98 | 42 | 13 |
426 | Sorry no... that's the Oracle of Delphi. I can only see 3 seconds into the past. | 1.4444 | 0.05467 | 144 | 93 | 38 | 13 |
427 | Seriously? Do I look like I’d know the secret of life? | 1.4437 | 0.05338 | 142 | 90 | 41 | 11 |
428 | Sorry, this is the meaning of life | 1.4436 | 0.05485 | 133 | 84 | 39 | 10 |
429 | OMG WATER AND DINNER | 1.4430 | 0.05424 | 158 | 105 | 36 | 17 |
430 | That’s when Jake discovered that the ancient Inca word for ‘gold mine’ is very similar to their word for ‘gold fish’. | 1.4423 | 0.05624 | 156 | 106 | 31 | 19 |
431 | The meaning of life? Have a six second memory. | 1.4417 | 0.05372 | 163 | 109 | 36 | 18 |
432 | Welcome to this pike’s peak! | 1.4412 | 0.05208 | 170 | 113 | 39 | 18 |
433 | Please don’t say you’re thirsty. | 1.4412 | 0.05974 | 136 | 92 | 28 | 16 |
434 | I’d tell you how I got up here, but I have the memory of a goldfish. | 1.4410 | 0.05126 | 161 | 104 | 43 | 14 |
435 | I’m headed down now so this spot is all yours. | 1.4409 | 0.05772 | 127 | 82 | 34 | 11 |
436 | So which one of us is really outside our element? | 1.4408 | 0.05422 | 152 | 100 | 37 | 15 |
437 | The listing said, "High room with a view, pool and fishing" | 1.4407 | 0.04992 | 177 | 116 | 44 | 17 |
438 | I thought I was going to find a monk, not a monk fish. | 1.4403 | 0.05248 | 159 | 104 | 40 | 15 |
439 | Oh thank god. Couldn't remember how to climb down. | 1.4395 | 0.05139 | 157 | 101 | 43 | 13 |
440 | Teach a man to fish, you will feed him for a day. Teach a fish to man, you'll be very confused. | 1.4394 | 0.05717 | 132 | 86 | 34 | 12 |
441 | True happiness is a change of water. | 1.4388 | 0.05414 | 139 | 89 | 39 | 11 |
442 | I specifically didn’t buy a dog so I wouldn’t have to worry about you wandering off! | 1.4379 | 0.05551 | 153 | 103 | 33 | 17 |
443 | Don't look so disappointed; you're no guru either. | 1.4375 | 0.05637 | 144 | 96 | 33 | 15 |
444 | They brought me up to do altitude training for the rising sea levels. You? | 1.4371 | 0.05064 | 167 | 109 | 43 | 15 |
445 | Jonah, the early years. | 1.4371 | 0.05273 | 167 | 112 | 37 | 18 |
446 | Look, I'm not happy about it either. | 1.4366 | 0.05516 | 142 | 93 | 36 | 13 |
447 | You, too, shall only grow as big as your bowl. | 1.4365 | 0.05909 | 126 | 83 | 31 | 12 |
448 | I just think the ocean is overrated. | 1.4362 | 0.05330 | 149 | 97 | 39 | 13 |
449 | Don’t be koi. | 1.4361 | 0.05976 | 133 | 90 | 28 | 15 |
450 | We’ve been waiting for you, Jeffrey | 1.4361 | 0.05479 | 133 | 85 | 38 | 10 |
451 | I'll just run away again. | 1.4358 | 0.04948 | 179 | 118 | 44 | 17 |
452 | Do you blindly followed your GPS as well? | 1.4356 | 0.05151 | 163 | 107 | 41 | 15 |
453 | You were expecting a hermit crab, I presume | 1.4356 | 0.05224 | 163 | 108 | 39 | 16 |
454 | Oh, I forgot to say - Stay hydrated! | 1.4342 | 0.05417 | 152 | 101 | 36 | 15 |
455 | It’s a common mistake - the Goldmans are two mountains over. | 1.4342 | 0.05653 | 152 | 104 | 30 | 18 |
456 | As you can see, life has no meaning. | 1.4336 | 0.05918 | 143 | 99 | 26 | 18 |
457 | Okay, now you hide. | 1.4336 | 0.05749 | 143 | 97 | 30 | 16 |
458 | Welcome. The secret to happiness is a short memory. Welcome. The secret to happiness is a short memory. Welcome.... | 1.4336 | 0.05575 | 143 | 95 | 34 | 14 |
459 | Um...I'll share the water if you can get me out of here before the eagle gets back. | 1.4333 | 0.05468 | 150 | 100 | 35 | 15 |
460 | Just a sip, OK? | 1.4331 | 0.05290 | 157 | 104 | 38 | 15 |
461 | The owner accepted an offer an hour ago but you're welcome to have a look around. | 1.4328 | 0.05238 | 134 | 84 | 42 | 8 |
462 | Believe me, I'm just as surprised as you are. | 1.4326 | 0.05895 | 141 | 97 | 27 | 17 |
463 | It’s easier through Zoom, you know? | 1.4326 | 0.05355 | 141 | 91 | 39 | 11 |
464 | Did you bring me those crackers I like? | 1.4324 | 0.05088 | 148 | 94 | 44 | 10 |
465 | Why yes, I am vegan | 1.4323 | 0.05260 | 155 | 102 | 39 | 14 |
466 | Think outside the bowl. | 1.4320 | 0.05604 | 125 | 80 | 36 | 9 |
467 | Did you really think that flush trick would work? | 1.4317 | 0.05690 | 139 | 93 | 32 | 14 |
468 | Well it's about time you made it! My water needs changing. | 1.4315 | 0.05135 | 146 | 93 | 43 | 10 |
469 | Yes, I live in a fishbowl too | 1.4314 | 0.05468 | 153 | 103 | 34 | 16 |
470 | Sorry, I don't know a 'Wanda'. | 1.4314 | 0.05144 | 153 | 99 | 42 | 12 |
471 | The meaning of life? Simple: H. 2. O. | 1.4310 | 0.05047 | 174 | 116 | 41 | 17 |
472 | When you have no memory,you live in the now. | 1.4306 | 0.05456 | 144 | 95 | 36 | 13 |
473 | While you're here, can you change my water? | 1.4306 | 0.05456 | 144 | 95 | 36 | 13 |
474 | What were you expecting? The Dalai Lama | 1.4305 | 0.05358 | 151 | 100 | 37 | 14 |
475 | Once again, Joe regretted not packing his fly rod. | 1.4298 | 0.06079 | 121 | 81 | 28 | 12 |
476 | What happened to the regular delivery guy? | 1.4297 | 0.05941 | 128 | 86 | 29 | 13 |
477 | Welcome, you're the first to arrive. We're expecting two more. Then we'll get started. | 1.4296 | 0.05811 | 135 | 91 | 30 | 14 |
478 | My last wish was to come back as a fish. | 1.4295 | 0.05324 | 149 | 98 | 38 | 13 |
479 | It’s tricky: No humans ever get to tell others we mountain piranhas even exist. | 1.4295 | 0.05492 | 149 | 100 | 34 | 15 |
480 | Does this bowl make me look fat ? | 1.4286 | 0.05874 | 133 | 90 | 29 | 14 |
481 | What do you mean you forgot the Flakes? | 1.4286 | 0.05034 | 154 | 99 | 44 | 11 |
482 | There you are, please just come back home and we can talk about it. | 1.4286 | 0.05545 | 147 | 99 | 33 | 15 |
483 | I wouldn’t mind a change of water. | 1.4286 | 0.05282 | 140 | 90 | 40 | 10 |
484 | I was left here- what’s your excuse? | 1.4286 | 0.06008 | 126 | 85 | 28 | 13 |
485 | My first piece of advice is don’t listen to a fish stuck in a cave on a mountaintop. | 1.4276 | 0.05514 | 145 | 97 | 34 | 14 |
486 | What can I say,expectations invariably disappoint. | 1.4276 | 0.05155 | 145 | 93 | 42 | 10 |
487 | I'm self-isolating. | 1.4275 | 0.05716 | 138 | 93 | 31 | 14 |
488 | Sorry, I'm a koi. If you are looking for a koan, the Buddhists are one mountain over. | 1.4275 | 0.05839 | 131 | 88 | 30 | 13 |
489 | I'm finding myself. | 1.4274 | 0.05392 | 124 | 78 | 39 | 7 |
490 | You can have one sip, but that's it. | 1.4267 | 0.05544 | 150 | 102 | 32 | 16 |
491 | Water. The secret to life is water. | 1.4265 | 0.05486 | 136 | 89 | 36 | 11 |
492 | This lake has amazing mountain views | 1.4265 | 0.05962 | 136 | 94 | 26 | 16 |
493 | My advice will sound fishy. | 1.4262 | 0.05810 | 122 | 80 | 32 | 10 |
494 | Welcome to my humble a-bowl. | 1.4262 | 0.06259 | 122 | 84 | 24 | 14 |
495 | Eddie will be back in a minute. He’s defrosting some ice cubes for happy hour. | 1.4262 | 0.05449 | 122 | 77 | 38 | 7 |
496 | You signed up for a hiking and fishing trip. I’m the second part. | 1.4259 | 0.05091 | 162 | 107 | 41 | 14 |
497 | Okay, Goldie. This is the LAST time I’m coming to get you. Quit running away from home! | 1.4255 | 0.05803 | 141 | 97 | 28 | 16 |
498 | Well, well, well...You thought you could just leave me on the shelf at home did you? | 1.4251 | 0.04909 | 167 | 109 | 45 | 13 |
499 | Would you mind taking me back down with you? | 1.4247 | 0.05484 | 146 | 98 | 34 | 14 |
500 | Not the pot of gold you were expecting? | 1.4247 | 0.05570 | 146 | 99 | 32 | 15 |
501 | I'd ask you how you got here, but I'm guessing you don't remember. | 1.4240 | 0.06249 | 125 | 87 | 23 | 15 |
502 | Have you been vaccinated? | 1.4238 | 0.05514 | 151 | 103 | 32 | 16 |
503 | You came back for me. | 1.4237 | 0.06067 | 118 | 79 | 28 | 11 |
504 | First you flush me! Now you want my wisdom? | 1.4234 | 0.05835 | 137 | 94 | 28 | 15 |
505 | Not what you were expecting? Yeah, the feeling's mutual. | 1.4231 | 0.05660 | 130 | 86 | 33 | 11 |
506 | I’m sorry, we JUST closed. | 1.4231 | 0.05660 | 130 | 86 | 33 | 11 |
507 | The meanig of life?" It's you go around and around in circles and then you die. | 1.4228 | 0.05888 | 123 | 82 | 30 | 11 |
508 | Can't I get any privacy anywhere? I feel like I'm living in a fishbowl! | 1.4225 | 0.05504 | 142 | 95 | 34 | 13 |
509 | No, Clive. You're not climbing a mountain. You fell asleep during a Zoom meeting again. | 1.4225 | 0.05319 | 142 | 93 | 38 | 11 |
510 | And everyone thought the Find My Fish app was a waste of money. | 1.4225 | 0.05682 | 142 | 97 | 30 | 15 |
511 | I only came for a holiday, but I fell in love with the place. | 1.4222 | 0.05409 | 135 | 88 | 37 | 10 |
512 | This is where we go when you flush us down the toilet. | 1.4222 | 0.05708 | 135 | 91 | 31 | 13 |
513 | Wild-caught is getting ridiculous. | 1.4221 | 0.05355 | 154 | 104 | 35 | 15 |
514 | No, he said, ‘There’s goldfish in them thar hills.’ | 1.4219 | 0.05613 | 128 | 84 | 34 | 10 |
515 | You get one question. Just don't tap on the glass. | 1.4218 | 0.05539 | 147 | 100 | 32 | 15 |
516 | Is the pandemic over yet? | 1.4215 | 0.05956 | 121 | 81 | 29 | 11 |
517 | Did you remember the little plastic scuba diver? | 1.4214 | 0.05371 | 140 | 92 | 37 | 11 |
518 | Remember when you thought my life would end in a flush? | 1.4214 | 0.05078 | 159 | 105 | 41 | 13 |
519 | The wise one quit and left me in charge of ironic metaphors. | 1.4214 | 0.04998 | 159 | 104 | 43 | 12 |
520 | But first, my pinch of food. | 1.4211 | 0.05241 | 152 | 101 | 38 | 13 |
521 | There is no bowl. | 1.4211 | 0.06217 | 114 | 77 | 26 | 11 |
522 | We can fit you in next Thursday at 2:00. | 1.4211 | 0.05241 | 152 | 101 | 38 | 13 |
523 | Damn Gary didn't expect to see you here. Flushed you years ago! | 1.4211 | 0.05464 | 133 | 87 | 36 | 10 |
524 | You aren't the only one who needed a change of scenery. | 1.4207 | 0.05420 | 145 | 97 | 35 | 13 |
525 | Excuse me sir, would you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? | 1.4206 | 0.06000 | 126 | 86 | 27 | 13 |
526 | Going for the Gold! | 1.4203 | 0.05616 | 138 | 93 | 32 | 13 |
527 | What'd you expect, a trout? | 1.4202 | 0.05660 | 119 | 77 | 34 | 8 |
528 | You were expecting someone more evolved? | 1.4191 | 0.05378 | 136 | 89 | 37 | 10 |
529 | Sorry, pal, this is the "Fish Bowl of Life". You'll find "The Meaning of Life" one mountain to the west. | 1.4191 | 0.05378 | 136 | 89 | 37 | 10 |
530 | Don’t give me that look. You’re having none of my water. | 1.4188 | 0.06336 | 117 | 81 | 23 | 13 |
531 | One small step for a fish, one giant step for a pescatarian. | 1.4186 | 0.05579 | 129 | 85 | 34 | 10 |
532 | I'll just run away again if you take me back! | 1.4186 | 0.05896 | 129 | 88 | 28 | 13 |
533 | Hey man you are blocking my view | 1.4186 | 0.06098 | 129 | 90 | 24 | 15 |
534 | I just had to get out of that apartment. | 1.4184 | 0.05049 | 141 | 90 | 43 | 8 |
535 | Goldie, you naughty fish, don’t ever run away from home again! | 1.4184 | 0.05049 | 141 | 90 | 43 | 8 |
536 | I suppose you came all this way just to tap on the glass. | 1.4180 | 0.06030 | 122 | 83 | 27 | 12 |
537 | Did you bring the fish flakes? | 1.4173 | 0.04886 | 139 | 87 | 46 | 6 |
538 | Wanda? | 1.4167 | 0.05531 | 144 | 98 | 32 | 14 |
539 | The cave of wonders will grant you one FISH. Sorry. Happens all the time. | 1.4167 | 0.06102 | 120 | 82 | 26 | 12 |
540 | Before I answer your question, did you remember to bring the fish food? | 1.4167 | 0.05141 | 156 | 104 | 39 | 13 |
541 | There are plenty of fish in the sea but only one up high in the mountains. | 1.4167 | 0.05261 | 144 | 95 | 38 | 11 |
542 | Thanks for meeting me, were you followed by anyone? | 1.4160 | 0.05469 | 125 | 81 | 36 | 8 |
543 | After years of searching, this is the last place Dave thought he would find Nemo! | 1.4157 | 0.04921 | 166 | 110 | 43 | 13 |
544 | (Alec Baldwin voice) At the tender age of twelve he returned home from a week long sleep away camp on the North Shore of Lake Superior called Camp Towanawana. It didn’t take long for him to notice his goldfish, who he affectionately named “Bobby” after his favorite uncle who passed away in a bizarre soap box derby accident, had gone missing. After hours of relentlessly questioning his mother, who he loved very deeply, she finally admitted that “Bobby” had decided to pack up his tank and move to the snowy mountains of Nepal. He accused her of telling the worst lie in history and never spoke to her again. Twelve days later she passed away in a similar, yet slightly different bizarre soap box derby accident. He refused to attend her funeral and instead rented a studio apartment in New York City’s Lower East Side. Many years later, as a self made millionaire having invented a better, safer soap box, he decided to trek the Nepalese mountains to find the inner peace he had always been missing. There at the top of an obscure peak nestled in a dark cave was Bobby. His mother, it seems, loved him very deeply and as it turned out never lied to him. He and Bobby shared a brief look, they silently nodded and he climbed down and went home. Shortly after he married and welcomed a son who he named Bobby. He has yet to visit his mother’s grave though he still loved her very deeply. | 1.4155 | 0.06181 | 142 | 104 | 17 | 21 |
545 | Enlighten me, what the hell am I doing up here? | 1.4154 | 0.05960 | 130 | 90 | 26 | 14 |
546 | Oh, hey, my ride's here! | 1.4154 | 0.05652 | 130 | 87 | 32 | 11 |
547 | I don't care how thirsty you are - stay back! | 1.4153 | 0.06057 | 118 | 80 | 27 | 11 |
548 | I did it, I found Nemo! | 1.4153 | 0.05813 | 118 | 78 | 31 | 9 |
549 | I guess you thought you were higher up the evolution chain. | 1.4151 | 0.05071 | 159 | 106 | 40 | 13 |
550 | You were expecting Nemo? | 1.4146 | 0.05878 | 123 | 83 | 29 | 11 |
551 | You order Doordash? | 1.4143 | 0.05266 | 140 | 92 | 38 | 10 |
552 | Didn’t feel like waiting in the Everest queue, huh? | 1.4141 | 0.05146 | 128 | 81 | 41 | 6 |
553 | Now do you believe cod exists? | 1.4132 | 0.06174 | 121 | 84 | 24 | 13 |
554 | You'll be safe from the cat here. | 1.4130 | 0.04903 | 138 | 87 | 45 | 6 |
555 | AirBnb listing " Accommodation includes pool and mountain views" | 1.4130 | 0.05793 | 138 | 96 | 27 | 15 |
556 | Can you change my water? | 1.4122 | 0.05404 | 131 | 86 | 36 | 9 |
557 | Sorry - the regular guy's on vacation. I'm just a temp. | 1.4122 | 0.05332 | 148 | 100 | 35 | 13 |
558 | Sorry, no vacancy. This is not a man cave. | 1.4118 | 0.05666 | 136 | 93 | 30 | 13 |
559 | The meaning of life is ... damn, I’ve forgotten it again. | 1.4118 | 0.05855 | 136 | 95 | 26 | 15 |
560 | Strive for total immersion. | 1.4118 | 0.05569 | 136 | 92 | 32 | 12 |
561 | 'You can't escape me Steve' | 1.4118 | 0.06016 | 119 | 81 | 27 | 11 |
562 | You’re looking flushed. | 1.4118 | 0.05666 | 136 | 93 | 30 | 13 |
563 | So you thought you could just flush me and run away? | 1.4118 | 0.06016 | 119 | 81 | 27 | 11 |
564 | No fish food, no enlightenment. | 1.4113 | 0.05700 | 141 | 98 | 28 | 15 |
565 | Be careful. There's a shark on the summit. | 1.4113 | 0.05727 | 124 | 83 | 31 | 10 |
566 | Location, location, location. | 1.4112 | 0.06222 | 107 | 72 | 26 | 9 |
567 | Buddy if I knew the answer to that I'd be some kind of guru! | 1.4109 | 0.05570 | 129 | 86 | 33 | 10 |
568 | There’s bigger fish to fry. | 1.4109 | 0.05460 | 129 | 85 | 35 | 9 |
569 | Oh, thank God...I don't have to walk you.... | 1.4107 | 0.06024 | 112 | 75 | 28 | 9 |
570 | Who did you think was going to feed me while you were gone, Brian? | 1.4106 | 0.05084 | 151 | 100 | 40 | 11 |
571 | He'll be right back. He went for his second shot. | 1.4104 | 0.05526 | 134 | 90 | 33 | 11 |
572 | No disrespect, but I thought you would at least have a beard... | 1.4101 | 0.05086 | 139 | 90 | 41 | 8 |
573 | Do you really think I have an answer for this? | 1.4101 | 0.05385 | 139 | 93 | 35 | 11 |
574 | Didn’t think you’d see me again after the big flush did you, Hal? As you once said to me, and I quote, “Good luck on the way down!”. | 1.4099 | 0.05248 | 161 | 111 | 34 | 16 |
575 | Imagine yourself floating. | 1.4098 | 0.05303 | 122 | 78 | 38 | 6 |
576 | I suppose you're fishing for an answer. | 1.4097 | 0.05435 | 144 | 98 | 33 | 13 |
577 | Did you bring the bicycle? | 1.4095 | 0.06588 | 105 | 73 | 21 | 11 |
578 | Oh, that's where I left you! | 1.4091 | 0.05372 | 132 | 87 | 36 | 9 |
579 | Can’t a goldfish get any privacy anymore! | 1.4091 | 0.05673 | 110 | 71 | 33 | 6 |
580 | Who were you expecting? Nemo? | 1.4088 | 0.05727 | 137 | 95 | 28 | 14 |
581 | I told you, I want to be left alone! | 1.4083 | 0.05736 | 120 | 80 | 31 | 9 |
582 | Life is just a bowl. There's no cherries. | 1.4083 | 0.05976 | 120 | 82 | 27 | 11 |
583 | Congratulations! I am the prize. | 1.4083 | 0.05613 | 120 | 79 | 33 | 8 |
584 | Life finds a way, as we witness the last two species right before procreation. | 1.4083 | 0.05736 | 120 | 80 | 31 | 9 |
585 | Listen Dave, you’re gonna be tempted to share this dream with Rebecca tomorrow. DON’T do it. She doesn’t care. | 1.4083 | 0.06206 | 120 | 84 | 23 | 13 |
586 | No, it's a gold fish mine. | 1.4080 | 0.06127 | 125 | 88 | 23 | 14 |
587 | How did I get here? Do I look like I remember? | 1.4080 | 0.05217 | 125 | 80 | 39 | 6 |
588 | I forgot what I came up here for. | 1.4080 | 0.06021 | 125 | 87 | 25 | 13 |
589 | Some scavenger hunt. | 1.4077 | 0.05316 | 130 | 85 | 37 | 8 |
590 | Sing like no one’s listening, love like you’ve never been hurt, dance like nobody’s watching, and swim around in circles. | 1.4071 | 0.05543 | 140 | 96 | 31 | 13 |
591 | The journey of a Thousand miles begins with a single flush" | 1.4071 | 0.06488 | 113 | 80 | 20 | 13 |
592 | . “Doug, you didn’t see the elevator?” | 1.4071 | 0.05981 | 113 | 76 | 28 | 9 |
593 | Get rid of the cat. | 1.4068 | 0.05676 | 118 | 78 | 32 | 8 |
594 | Darwin finds evidence that the highest mountains formed on the sea floor, after all. | 1.4065 | 0.05517 | 123 | 81 | 34 | 8 |
595 | When Fred told Sally he’d feed her fish, he had no idea what he’d agreed to… | 1.4065 | 0.05395 | 123 | 80 | 36 | 7 |
596 | He won me at a fair. How’d you get here? | 1.4065 | 0.05395 | 123 | 80 | 36 | 7 |
597 | For total enlightenment, place one pinch of flakes in this bowl. No more. No less. | 1.4065 | 0.04988 | 155 | 103 | 41 | 11 |
598 | The guru is off today. But if you care to leave your name and number he’ll get back to you as soon as possible. | 1.4060 | 0.05233 | 133 | 87 | 38 | 8 |
599 | I too am tired of living in a fishbowl | 1.4060 | 0.05446 | 133 | 89 | 34 | 10 |
600 | To pass, you must answer three questions regarding ichthyology. | 1.4057 | 0.06398 | 106 | 73 | 23 | 10 |
601 | While you're here, could you please change my water? | 1.4056 | 0.05274 | 143 | 96 | 36 | 11 |
602 | It’s the journey | 1.4052 | 0.06241 | 116 | 81 | 23 | 12 |
603 | Printer's Error. I'm the Dead Sea scrod." | 1.4052 | 0.06591 | 116 | 84 | 17 | 15 |
604 | What could be more enlightening than a talking fish? | 1.4050 | 0.05936 | 121 | 83 | 27 | 11 |
605 | Being eternally in the moment hasn't kept the poop from building up. | 1.4048 | 0.05982 | 126 | 88 | 25 | 13 |
606 | Do i look like the Dalai Lama to you? | 1.4048 | 0.05982 | 126 | 88 | 25 | 13 |
607 | Finding Nemo in the Alps. | 1.4046 | 0.05712 | 131 | 90 | 29 | 12 |
608 | You from Amazon? My castle was backordered. | 1.4044 | 0.05461 | 136 | 92 | 33 | 11 |
609 | NOW do you believe in reincarnation? | 1.4044 | 0.05153 | 136 | 89 | 39 | 8 |
610 | Did you remember the fish food this time?!? | 1.4044 | 0.05153 | 136 | 89 | 39 | 8 |
611 | (both together) Do you have some fresh water!!! | 1.4044 | 0.05153 | 136 | 89 | 39 | 8 |
612 | Your ex-wife was here last week. I’m her third wish. | 1.4032 | 0.05600 | 124 | 83 | 32 | 9 |
613 | I got here before the climate change--when you had to swim to this cave. | 1.4031 | 0.05773 | 129 | 89 | 28 | 12 |
614 | Yes, ironically, it ends up that a small fish in a small pond is the one with the answers. | 1.4031 | 0.05560 | 129 | 87 | 32 | 10 |
615 | Siri, 'Cave of Wonders' pet shop Forest Hills. | 1.4028 | 0.05515 | 144 | 100 | 30 | 14 |
616 | You're not from Amazon? | 1.4016 | 0.06010 | 122 | 85 | 25 | 12 |
617 | Geez Milton, you can't keep running off like that. | 1.4015 | 0.05574 | 132 | 90 | 31 | 11 |
618 | The secret of enlightenment?… Let’s see, I knew it a second ago, and then I swam around the bowl, …Nope, sorry, it’s gone | 1.4015 | 0.05777 | 132 | 92 | 27 | 13 |
619 | My delivery app says you should have been here 10 minutes ago, | 1.4015 | 0.05329 | 137 | 92 | 35 | 10 |
620 | The sushi bar is one level up. | 1.4015 | 0.05429 | 137 | 93 | 33 | 11 |
621 | I didn’t realize this was a shared Airbnb | 1.4015 | 0.05527 | 137 | 94 | 31 | 12 |
622 | Congrats! you made it to the end of the rainbow and found the pot of goldfish! | 1.4015 | 0.05329 | 137 | 92 | 35 | 10 |
623 | You’re probably wondering how I got up here. | 1.4014 | 0.05257 | 147 | 100 | 35 | 12 |
624 | I'm here for your afternoon feeding. | 1.4000 | 0.05659 | 110 | 72 | 32 | 6 |
625 | I came back to get you. I read that releasing you into the wild was bad for the environment. | 1.4000 | 0.06026 | 115 | 79 | 26 | 10 |
626 | Did you bring the fish pellets? | 1.4000 | 0.05345 | 120 | 78 | 36 | 6 |
627 | Okay. I promise I'll change your water if you come home. | 1.4000 | 0.05534 | 140 | 97 | 30 | 13 |
628 | You think YOUR oxygen is getting thin? | 1.4000 | 0.05601 | 120 | 80 | 32 | 8 |
629 | Goldie? | 1.4000 | 0.05792 | 125 | 86 | 28 | 11 |
630 | It's survival of the fittest up here, pal. Drop the backpack and leave while you can. | 1.4000 | 0.06290 | 105 | 72 | 24 | 9 |
631 | You're safer here than with the kids. | 1.4000 | 0.05484 | 135 | 92 | 32 | 11 |
632 | The Hermit is currently on a break. Would you like me to take a message? | 1.4000 | 0.05632 | 130 | 89 | 30 | 11 |
633 | ‘Cause baby, there ain’t no mountain high enough | 1.4000 | 0.05947 | 110 | 74 | 28 | 8 |
634 | I'm a golden fish in a mountain cave. Who are you? | 1.4000 | 0.05525 | 130 | 88 | 32 | 10 |
635 | Whadda mean, you forgot the gold fish food? | 1.3988 | 0.05188 | 163 | 114 | 33 | 16 |
636 | Remember me? | 1.3986 | 0.05402 | 148 | 103 | 31 | 14 |
637 | This was once all underwater and I’m the last holdout. | 1.3985 | 0.05222 | 133 | 88 | 37 | 8 |
638 | The cat will never find you here. | 1.3985 | 0.05436 | 133 | 90 | 33 | 10 |
639 | Did you think flushing me down the toilet when you were twelve would be the last you see of me Hollingsworth? | 1.3984 | 0.05800 | 128 | 89 | 27 | 12 |
640 | Next time I’ll remember to specify “pet sitting IN MY HOME…”. . | 1.3984 | 0.05857 | 123 | 85 | 27 | 11 |
641 | I don't know if you remember me, I was here 20 seconds ago. | 1.3982 | 0.06227 | 113 | 79 | 23 | 11 |
642 | Finally, the Alpha Betta. | 1.3981 | 0.06068 | 103 | 69 | 27 | 7 |
643 | Wear a mask. | 1.3981 | 0.06807 | 103 | 74 | 17 | 12 |
644 | You know as soon as I get to the other side of this bowl I am going to forget who you are. | 1.3971 | 0.05350 | 136 | 92 | 34 | 10 |
645 | You think you had a hard time getting up here? | 1.3969 | 0.05384 | 131 | 88 | 34 | 9 |
646 | I've been trying to reach you about your car's warrantee..." | 1.3968 | 0.05755 | 126 | 87 | 28 | 11 |
647 | You did it! You found the pot of gold fish! | 1.3968 | 0.05414 | 126 | 84 | 34 | 8 |
648 | OK…You wished for a mountain that would be easy to climb; and You wished for a real surprise at the top; so…what's your third wish? | 1.3967 | 0.05924 | 121 | 84 | 26 | 11 |
649 | They said GOLD! | 1.3966 | 0.06107 | 116 | 81 | 24 | 11 |
650 | - Oh, not you again. | 1.3966 | 0.05595 | 116 | 77 | 32 | 7 |
651 | Are you with Adopt-A-Pet? | 1.3964 | 0.06041 | 111 | 76 | 26 | 9 |
652 | About time. I ordered three weeks ago. | 1.3960 | 0.06147 | 101 | 68 | 26 | 7 |
653 | …I’m in the witness protection program | 1.3960 | 0.06306 | 101 | 69 | 24 | 8 |
654 | Maybe you should have asked for more detail when they said "pot of gold." | 1.3960 | 0.05620 | 149 | 107 | 25 | 17 |
655 | It’s always in the last place you look. | 1.3958 | 0.05418 | 144 | 100 | 31 | 13 |
656 | So, what’s next on your bucket list? | 1.3958 | 0.05046 | 144 | 96 | 39 | 9 |
657 | We’re two lost souls swimming in a world destroyed by your skepticism about climate change. | 1.3955 | 0.04857 | 134 | 86 | 43 | 5 |
658 | Thanks for bringing the pellets. I'll tip you on the app. | 1.3950 | 0.05751 | 119 | 81 | 29 | 9 |
659 | Did you bring food? | 1.3950 | 0.05751 | 119 | 81 | 29 | 9 |
660 | Well what did you expect ? A bear in a fish bowl ? | 1.3950 | 0.05751 | 119 | 81 | 29 | 9 |
661 | He's currently unavailable. May I be of assistance?" | 1.3947 | 0.05376 | 114 | 74 | 35 | 5 |
662 | Yes small fish - but wise. | 1.3946 | 0.05159 | 147 | 100 | 36 | 11 |
663 | The answer is ... hey, I can talk! | 1.3945 | 0.05976 | 109 | 74 | 27 | 8 |
664 | Before you take another step, one question: Did you bring any fish food? I’m starving up here. | 1.3945 | 0.05832 | 109 | 73 | 29 | 7 |
665 | Don't worry. I'm a vegetarian. | 1.3942 | 0.06021 | 104 | 70 | 27 | 7 |
666 | Not ready to go back to the office either? | 1.3939 | 0.05563 | 132 | 91 | 30 | 11 |
667 | Joe wasn't sure why he expected the fish to talk. | 1.3937 | 0.05607 | 127 | 87 | 30 | 10 |
668 | Life is a swim in your own poop. | 1.3934 | 0.05998 | 122 | 86 | 24 | 12 |
669 | If you've come here seeking wisdom, you've come to the wrong cave. Clearly, I know nothing, I'm trapped in this fishbowl. | 1.3934 | 0.05528 | 122 | 82 | 32 | 8 |
670 | look pal, the brochure had 'pot of gold' in quotes for a reason | 1.3931 | 0.05206 | 145 | 99 | 35 | 11 |
671 | It is not the bowl in which you choose to swim that matters, my son, but wherein you place the bowl. | 1.3925 | 0.05902 | 107 | 72 | 28 | 7 |
672 | Why are you looking at me like that…and where is your canteen? | 1.3925 | 0.05902 | 107 | 72 | 28 | 7 |
673 | The Oracle of Delphi is a goldfish? | 1.3920 | 0.05435 | 125 | 84 | 33 | 8 |
674 | Avoid flush toilets." | 1.3913 | 0.05481 | 115 | 76 | 33 | 6 |
675 | Ha. I told you I'd get here first. | 1.3913 | 0.05884 | 115 | 79 | 27 | 9 |
676 | I found those last ten steps a killer, didn't you? | 1.3907 | 0.05230 | 151 | 105 | 33 | 13 |
677 | Oh, you’re looking for human wisdom. It’s two peaks west. | 1.3906 | 0.05230 | 128 | 85 | 36 | 7 |
678 | Did you happen to pack some fish food? | 1.3906 | 0.05572 | 128 | 88 | 30 | 10 |
679 | You should be safe up here. | 1.3906 | 0.05789 | 128 | 90 | 26 | 12 |
680 | Did you remember to bring the water? | 1.3905 | 0.06127 | 105 | 72 | 25 | 8 |
681 | I've got to stop offering to feed people's fish when they go on vacation. | 1.3902 | 0.05612 | 123 | 84 | 30 | 9 |
682 | One of us must be hallucinating. | 1.3901 | 0.05399 | 141 | 98 | 31 | 12 |
683 | Hey guy! Long time, no sea! | 1.3898 | 0.06022 | 118 | 83 | 24 | 11 |
684 | Hey, man! Do you mind? You're blocking my view. | 1.3894 | 0.05397 | 113 | 74 | 34 | 5 |
685 | I’ll just leave your grub hub Algae flake delivery on the top ledge | 1.3893 | 0.05372 | 131 | 89 | 33 | 9 |
686 | I'm not sure what you're complaining about. You have legs. | 1.3889 | 0.05131 | 144 | 98 | 36 | 10 |
687 | Dude, you gotta knock first. I'm naked. | 1.3889 | 0.06147 | 108 | 75 | 24 | 9 |
688 | This will be ocean front property soon. | 1.3889 | 0.05859 | 108 | 73 | 28 | 7 |
689 | Welcome seeker of truth! As the Swami's on leave all inquiries will be to me...Swimmy. | 1.3885 | 0.05258 | 139 | 95 | 34 | 10 |
690 | We’ve been trying to reach you regarding your fishbowl’s extended warranty. | 1.3885 | 0.05356 | 139 | 96 | 32 | 11 |
691 | I'm sure he said, "There's gold in them thar hills." I guess I missed the "fish" part. | 1.3884 | 0.05426 | 121 | 81 | 33 | 7 |
692 | I’m done granting wishes. | 1.3879 | 0.05580 | 116 | 78 | 31 | 7 |
693 | You climbed up here to ask me THAT? | 1.3879 | 0.05444 | 116 | 77 | 33 | 6 |
694 | What is the sound of one fish splashing? | 1.3876 | 0.05751 | 129 | 91 | 26 | 12 |
695 | Technically I'm a flying fish. | 1.3874 | 0.05748 | 111 | 75 | 29 | 7 |
696 | Looks like you’ve been suckered into a phishing expedition. | 1.3868 | 0.06226 | 106 | 74 | 23 | 9 |
697 | The secret to happiness is swimming in a bowl of vodka. | 1.3868 | 0.06508 | 106 | 76 | 19 | 11 |
698 | I got rid of the cat, please come home. | 1.3866 | 0.05980 | 119 | 84 | 24 | 11 |
699 | You can stay, but don't hog the oxygen. | 1.3862 | 0.05196 | 145 | 100 | 34 | 11 |
700 | It's the cosmic joke, son, there is no meaning of life. | 1.3862 | 0.05196 | 145 | 100 | 34 | 11 |
701 | Try to remember it’s not the destination it’s the journey….. | 1.3858 | 0.05249 | 127 | 85 | 35 | 7 |
702 | And all this time I thought my mom had flushed you down the toilet! | 1.3852 | 0.05390 | 122 | 82 | 33 | 7 |
703 | It beats being flushed. | 1.3846 | 0.05609 | 130 | 91 | 28 | 11 |
704 | Season 9 of Alone. Everyone gets one pet. | 1.3846 | 0.05674 | 117 | 80 | 29 | 8 |
705 | I was also fleeing a life lived in a fishbowl. | 1.3846 | 0.05543 | 117 | 79 | 31 | 7 |
706 | I'm a bit out of my element. | 1.3846 | 0.05408 | 117 | 78 | 33 | 6 |
707 | in all the gin joints in all the mountains in all the world you have to climb into mine | 1.3846 | 0.05802 | 117 | 81 | 27 | 9 |
708 | I would tell you the secret to life, but I forgot it. | 1.3846 | 0.06454 | 104 | 74 | 20 | 10 |
709 | It gets weirder from here... | 1.3846 | 0.05518 | 104 | 68 | 32 | 4 |
710 | How did you beat me up here? | 1.3840 | 0.05540 | 125 | 86 | 30 | 9 |
711 | Don't shoot me, but what you seek is at the bottom of the ocean. | 1.3840 | 0.05768 | 125 | 88 | 26 | 11 |
712 | It's the only place I thought you'd be safe during Covid. | 1.3840 | 0.05655 | 125 | 87 | 28 | 10 |
713 | Did you not see the ski lift in the back of the mountain? | 1.3839 | 0.05846 | 112 | 77 | 27 | 8 |
714 | Welcome to the cave of infinite wisdom. Do you have a reservation? | 1.3839 | 0.05846 | 112 | 77 | 27 | 8 |
715 | Despite her strong effort, Goldie still lost this round of Hide and Seek. | 1.3839 | 0.06115 | 112 | 79 | 23 | 10 |
716 | I am the guru. What were you expecting? | 1.3835 | 0.05088 | 133 | 89 | 37 | 7 |
717 | Your next incarnation is gonna suck. | 1.3833 | 0.06170 | 120 | 87 | 20 | 13 |
718 | The swami will be right back. I'm the swimy. | 1.3833 | 0.06056 | 120 | 86 | 22 | 12 |
719 | If you’re looking for the secret to enlightenment, I’ll just let you know- I forgot | 1.3833 | 0.05574 | 120 | 82 | 30 | 8 |
720 | This wasn’t what I expected when I rented a “remote waterfront property with a view”. | 1.3833 | 0.05317 | 120 | 80 | 34 | 6 |
721 | Bout time you got back! This damn bowl needs a cleaning | 1.3828 | 0.05559 | 128 | 89 | 29 | 10 |
722 | Hey, you're blocking my view! | 1.3821 | 0.05717 | 123 | 86 | 27 | 10 |
723 | A yeti won me at the State Fair. Why is that so hard to believe? | 1.3821 | 0.06056 | 123 | 89 | 21 | 13 |
724 | ‘You better be the cable guy’ | 1.3819 | 0.05307 | 144 | 101 | 31 | 12 |
725 | The key to life is not overfeeding. | 1.3818 | 0.05773 | 110 | 75 | 28 | 7 |
726 | Enough finding yourself! You have to go back to school now. | 1.3818 | 0.05322 | 110 | 72 | 34 | 4 |
727 | Were these the places Dr.Seuss said we'd go | 1.3817 | 0.05249 | 131 | 89 | 34 | 8 |
728 | Oh shoot, I left your food in the camper. | 1.3814 | 0.05759 | 97 | 64 | 29 | 4 |
729 | Welcome to Karpmandu. | 1.3814 | 0.05762 | 118 | 82 | 27 | 9 |
730 | You look flushed. | 1.3814 | 0.06245 | 118 | 86 | 19 | 13 |
731 | The secret to a happy life is to live each day as if you will be flushed. | 1.3813 | 0.05441 | 139 | 98 | 29 | 12 |
732 | There you are! You can’t keep running off like this. | 1.3813 | 0.05536 | 139 | 99 | 27 | 13 |
733 | True contentment comes from staying at home. | 1.3810 | 0.06110 | 105 | 73 | 24 | 8 |
734 | The secret to a long life? Why are you asking me? We usually last a week at best! | 1.3810 | 0.05618 | 126 | 88 | 28 | 10 |
735 | The hermit crab takes Thursdays off, what's your question ❓ | 1.3806 | 0.05585 | 134 | 95 | 27 | 12 |
736 | This used to be underwater; I'm just returning to my roots. | 1.3806 | 0.05275 | 134 | 92 | 33 | 9 |
737 | But first, could you change my water? | 1.3805 | 0.05231 | 113 | 74 | 35 | 4 |
738 | When I tell my kids their fish is in a better place I won’t be lying. | 1.3802 | 0.05898 | 121 | 86 | 24 | 11 |
739 | You seem disappointed. | 1.3800 | 0.06321 | 100 | 70 | 22 | 8 |
740 | The secret to true happiness is a three-second memory span. | 1.3800 | 0.06479 | 100 | 71 | 20 | 9 |
741 | You better flush twice next time. | 1.3798 | 0.05413 | 129 | 89 | 31 | 9 |
742 | We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. | 1.3796 | 0.06541 | 108 | 79 | 17 | 12 |
743 | And we all thought God was a woman | 1.3793 | 0.06080 | 116 | 83 | 22 | 11 |
744 | And he comes without his mask ! There is no sign of intelligent life anywhere. | 1.3793 | 0.05428 | 116 | 78 | 32 | 6 |
745 | Are you from Amazon? I ordered one of those little castles. | 1.3788 | 0.05744 | 132 | 95 | 24 | 13 |
746 | The meaning of it all is fish gotta swim. | 1.3786 | 0.06340 | 103 | 73 | 21 | 9 |
747 | I am not sure how you beat me here but don't look so smug. You still have to make it home. | 1.3782 | 0.05201 | 119 | 79 | 35 | 5 |
748 | You should see where they left the dog! | 1.3780 | 0.05115 | 127 | 85 | 36 | 6 |
749 | Other than achieve a higher consciousness there is not much else to do in a fish bowl. | 1.3780 | 0.05582 | 127 | 89 | 28 | 10 |
750 | Your long sort answer is: No matter where you go, no matter how far you travel, you will always live in a fish bowl of your own making. | 1.3778 | 0.05450 | 135 | 95 | 29 | 11 |
751 | Look, man, all I know is that I've been up here at least five seconds... | 1.3778 | 0.04917 | 135 | 90 | 39 | 6 |
752 | Would you, please, return me to the kindergarten class that just left." | 1.3776 | 0.06408 | 98 | 69 | 21 | 8 |
753 | Yup, that's right. We're all living in a fishbowl. That's the meaning of life. Happy now? | 1.3774 | 0.05096 | 106 | 68 | 36 | 2 |
754 | Let me Guess, Pisces, right? | 1.3774 | 0.06209 | 106 | 75 | 22 | 9 |
755 | You were expecting the Dead Sea Scrolls? | 1.3774 | 0.06062 | 106 | 74 | 24 | 8 |
756 | The secret to happiness? Return here once a week, clean the bowl, and change the water. | 1.3774 | 0.05758 | 106 | 72 | 28 | 6 |
757 | Look, I can’t keep stopping for you to catch up. I’ll see you at the top. | 1.3774 | 0.06209 | 106 | 75 | 22 | 9 |
758 | Pot of goldfish?! | 1.3774 | 0.05758 | 106 | 72 | 28 | 6 |
759 | I'm trying to develop into a new species. | 1.3772 | 0.06279 | 114 | 83 | 19 | 12 |
760 | Three wishes? Really? | 1.3770 | 0.05248 | 122 | 82 | 34 | 6 |
761 | Affordable Apartment living in 2021. | 1.3770 | 0.05858 | 122 | 87 | 24 | 11 |
762 | What took you so long? I’m starving! | 1.3768 | 0.05060 | 138 | 94 | 36 | 8 |
763 | So many fish in the sea and you keep coming back to me. | 1.3768 | 0.04954 | 138 | 93 | 38 | 7 |
764 | No- I'm not bowled over to see you. | 1.3763 | 0.06649 | 93 | 66 | 19 | 8 |
765 | Well, it’s not YOUR natural habitat either. | 1.3763 | 0.06288 | 93 | 64 | 23 | 6 |
766 | Sushi, you have to stop running away like this. | 1.3762 | 0.06426 | 101 | 72 | 20 | 9 |
767 | Did you bring fresh water? | 1.3761 | 0.06084 | 109 | 77 | 23 | 9 |
768 | The secret to life is be content with your fate. | 1.3761 | 0.06222 | 109 | 78 | 21 | 10 |
769 | Cast ye crumbs upon the water. | 1.3761 | 0.05498 | 109 | 73 | 31 | 5 |
770 | I booked online. | 1.3761 | 0.06222 | 109 | 78 | 21 | 10 |
771 | I meant it Wanda. There ain't no mountain high enough. | 1.3761 | 0.06036 | 117 | 84 | 22 | 11 |
772 | Nope. Wrong question. Go fish. | 1.3760 | 0.05641 | 125 | 88 | 27 | 10 |
773 | I needed some air, Phil | 1.3760 | 0.05526 | 125 | 87 | 29 | 9 |
774 | You once flushed me, but now I'm in a better place. | 1.3759 | 0.05377 | 141 | 100 | 29 | 12 |
775 | Crap! How the hell did you find me? | 1.3750 | 0.06157 | 120 | 88 | 19 | 13 |
776 | Who were you expecting to find, Nemo? | 1.3750 | 0.05431 | 120 | 82 | 31 | 7 |
777 | Your next task will require a ping pong ball. | 1.3750 | 0.06151 | 96 | 66 | 24 | 6 |
778 | I'm looking for Luca Brassi. I understand he sleeps here. | 1.3750 | 0.05985 | 104 | 72 | 25 | 7 |
779 | When all the ice sheets melt and sea level rises I'll be free! | 1.3750 | 0.06151 | 96 | 66 | 24 | 6 |
780 | Some call me...'Fin' | 1.3750 | 0.06497 | 96 | 68 | 20 | 8 |
781 | There you are, Spike! You had me worried sick | 1.3750 | 0.05966 | 112 | 79 | 24 | 9 |
782 | And you thought your world was small? | 1.3750 | 0.06151 | 96 | 66 | 24 | 6 |
783 | FINALLY! Take me back to the pond and I'll grant you three wishes. | 1.3740 | 0.05122 | 131 | 89 | 35 | 7 |
784 | Are you a Pisces too? | 1.3740 | 0.05340 | 123 | 84 | 32 | 7 |
785 | Finding Nemo - Global Warming Edition | 1.3739 | 0.05587 | 115 | 79 | 29 | 7 |
786 | Aren't we all just fish in a bowl? | 1.3738 | 0.05867 | 107 | 74 | 26 | 7 |
787 | The climb had been especially difficult but I felt good, then as I entered the cave, that dreaded fish had beaten me again!" | 1.3737 | 0.05668 | 99 | 66 | 29 | 4 |
788 | Did you get the fish flakes I like? | 1.3737 | 0.06823 | 99 | 73 | 15 | 11 |
789 | If I had any words of wisdom, I wouldn’t be here. | 1.3737 | 0.06671 | 99 | 72 | 17 | 10 |
790 | Oh, thank God. It’s still here. | 1.3737 | 0.06021 | 99 | 68 | 25 | 6 |
791 | The Meaning of Life is "You're Screwed." | 1.3730 | 0.05716 | 126 | 90 | 25 | 11 |
792 | Life is like a bowl of water. | 1.3727 | 0.05899 | 110 | 77 | 25 | 8 |
793 | After going out for a hike a week ago, and having been reported missing for 7 days, a rescue team member found Flippy alive and in good spirits | 1.3725 | 0.06373 | 102 | 73 | 20 | 9 |
794 | « This spot is taken » | 1.3723 | 0.06047 | 94 | 64 | 25 | 5 |
795 | He'll be back shortly, he just went out for some fish food. | 1.3721 | 0.05170 | 129 | 88 | 34 | 7 |
796 | What do you mean, you don't remember me? | 1.3721 | 0.05286 | 129 | 89 | 32 | 8 |
797 | Took you long enough! OK, now I'm "it"... | 1.3717 | 0.05922 | 113 | 80 | 24 | 9 |
798 | The meaning of life? Yes, it's . . . no wait, I can't remember. Oh yeah, the meaning of life is . . . Damn, gone again. Wait, wait, it's right there, it's . . . nope, forgot it again. | 1.3717 | 0.05922 | 113 | 80 | 24 | 9 |
799 | I hope you like your advice unfiltered.” | 1.3714 | 0.05939 | 105 | 73 | 25 | 7 |
800 | I’m sorry we’re gonna have to evacuate you again due to the worsening climate change situation. | 1.3712 | 0.05313 | 132 | 92 | 31 | 9 |
801 | Congratulations! You are the first to find goldfish in them thar hills! | 1.3711 | 0.06099 | 97 | 67 | 24 | 6 |
802 | I'm sorry, we're closed. | 1.3711 | 0.06099 | 97 | 67 | 24 | 6 |
803 | it really is in the last place you look | 1.3708 | 0.06267 | 89 | 61 | 23 | 5 |
804 | "I did this climb because It's There! What's your explanation?" | 1.3707 | 0.05411 | 116 | 79 | 31 | 6 |
805 | The secret to a happy life? Forget everything every six seconds...Oh, hello. What question can I answer for you. | 1.3707 | 0.05939 | 116 | 83 | 23 | 10 |
806 | Life is swimming | 1.3704 | 0.05970 | 108 | 76 | 24 | 8 |
807 | They told me I'd find gold. | 1.3704 | 0.05823 | 108 | 75 | 26 | 7 |
808 | Carpe Carp | 1.3704 | 0.05970 | 108 | 76 | 24 | 8 |
809 | I've never seen the results of bad karma so vividly displayed. | 1.3701 | 0.05568 | 127 | 90 | 27 | 10 |
810 | I told you I wanted to be ALONE, Greg. | 1.3701 | 0.05454 | 127 | 89 | 29 | 9 |
811 | I would tell you the meaning of life, but I have the memory of a goldfish. | 1.3700 | 0.05972 | 100 | 69 | 25 | 6 |
812 | I didn’t know I missed the high tide | 1.3700 | 0.06614 | 100 | 73 | 17 | 10 |
813 | First, go get me a miniature castle, then maybe we talk. | 1.3700 | 0.05624 | 100 | 67 | 29 | 4 |
814 | I said I’m not ready to talk, David. | 1.3700 | 0.05801 | 100 | 68 | 27 | 5 |
815 | My secret? Stay hydrated. | 1.3694 | 0.05713 | 111 | 77 | 27 | 7 |
816 | Nope. Swimmie. Not swami. | 1.3694 | 0.06517 | 111 | 83 | 15 | 13 |
817 | Sorry, no mask, no service. | 1.3694 | 0.05713 | 111 | 77 | 27 | 7 |
818 | I’m looking for gold, fish. | 1.3694 | 0.05713 | 111 | 77 | 27 | 7 |
819 | Relax, you're hallucinating. Now just, turn around, and go back down. Don't tell anyone else about this. Ever. | 1.3694 | 0.05993 | 111 | 79 | 23 | 9 |
820 | John was tempted to stop, but he knew if he climbed another 300 ft he’d get a stuffed animal. | 1.3689 | 0.06470 | 103 | 75 | 18 | 10 |
821 | I got tired of being a big fish in a little pond | 1.3689 | 0.06169 | 103 | 73 | 22 | 8 |
822 | Actually, I'm a bottom feeder. | 1.3689 | 0.06013 | 103 | 72 | 24 | 7 |
823 | Thank goodness; my water is filthy." | 1.3689 | 0.05484 | 122 | 85 | 29 | 8 |
824 | You’re the third person today who asked me about Yeti. | 1.3689 | 0.05232 | 122 | 83 | 33 | 6 |
825 | If you believe the guru-on-the-mountain craze is a little fishy, you'd be correct. | 1.3689 | 0.05607 | 122 | 86 | 27 | 9 |
826 | Hey man, you remember that fish are friends not food right?! 😅 | 1.3689 | 0.05232 | 122 | 83 | 33 | 6 |
827 | I know, right?! | 1.3684 | 0.06359 | 95 | 67 | 21 | 7 |
828 | Please don't tap on the glass! | 1.3684 | 0.05806 | 95 | 64 | 27 | 4 |
829 | Sorry Nirvana's two mountains over. | 1.3684 | 0.06867 | 95 | 70 | 15 | 10 |
830 | Well, a goldfish guru is better than none. | 1.3679 | 0.05074 | 106 | 69 | 35 | 2 |
831 | No, I'm a swimmi, not a swami. | 1.3675 | 0.05092 | 117 | 78 | 35 | 4 |
832 | Not what you had in mind when the map said buried gold huh? | 1.3675 | 0.05374 | 117 | 80 | 31 | 6 |
833 | Yeah, I've wondered about that too. | 1.3673 | 0.06048 | 98 | 68 | 24 | 6 |
834 | How high are you? | 1.3673 | 0.06048 | 98 | 68 | 24 | 6 |
835 | I told you I was faster | 1.3673 | 0.06549 | 98 | 71 | 18 | 9 |
836 | I've got a lot on my mind at the moment. Come back in two minutes. | 1.3667 | 0.06601 | 90 | 64 | 19 | 7 |
837 | Please tell me you're Uber Eats and you brought the worm pellets. | 1.3667 | 0.06409 | 90 | 63 | 21 | 6 |
838 | When I told my realtor I wanted a bowl with a view,I didn't quite think it though. | 1.3667 | 0.06211 | 90 | 62 | 23 | 5 |
839 | You stay here, I’ll go for help | 1.3667 | 0.06601 | 90 | 64 | 19 | 7 |
840 | The meaning of life? No idea. | 1.3663 | 0.05399 | 101 | 67 | 31 | 3 |
841 | Th meaning of life is fish food. | 1.3661 | 0.06213 | 112 | 82 | 19 | 11 |
842 | You were right, I hate hiking. Take me back home | 1.3661 | 0.05672 | 112 | 78 | 27 | 7 |
843 | Tonight we celebrate. Tomorrow we clean my bowl. | 1.3656 | 0.06264 | 93 | 65 | 22 | 6 |
844 | Well, well, well. Now who’s flushed? | 1.3654 | 0.06120 | 104 | 74 | 22 | 8 |
845 | I AM A 'SWIMI', NOT A SWAMI | 1.3654 | 0.06270 | 104 | 75 | 20 | 9 |
846 | So you climbed up here. How long can you hold your breath? | 1.3654 | 0.05965 | 104 | 73 | 24 | 7 |
847 | The existential guy is around the other side. I’m just here for my asthma. | 1.3654 | 0.05965 | 104 | 73 | 24 | 7 |
848 | You were expecting the Buddha? | 1.3652 | 0.05837 | 115 | 82 | 24 | 9 |
849 | You actually did win the ring toss. | 1.3652 | 0.05837 | 115 | 82 | 24 | 9 |
850 | Don’t you dare say you’re thirsty. | 1.3652 | 0.05569 | 115 | 80 | 28 | 7 |
851 | Those who live in glass houses… | 1.3651 | 0.05238 | 126 | 87 | 32 | 7 |
852 | Well heck, I guess Jeff wasn’t crazy. | 1.3651 | 0.05475 | 126 | 89 | 28 | 9 |
853 | Will you please carry me back down? The guy who brought me up and I had a uh, a falling out so to speak. | 1.3646 | 0.06304 | 96 | 68 | 21 | 7 |
854 | And so... the legend of The Abominable Goldfish was born. | 1.3646 | 0.05364 | 96 | 63 | 31 | 2 |
855 | You want my advice? Get checked for O2 deprivation. | 1.3645 | 0.05376 | 107 | 72 | 31 | 4 |
856 | Have you considered that perhaps YOU'RE the problem? | 1.3644 | 0.05200 | 118 | 80 | 33 | 5 |
857 | There were too many other fish in the sea. | 1.3643 | 0.05385 | 129 | 91 | 29 | 9 |
858 | Are you my Uber? | 1.3643 | 0.05496 | 129 | 92 | 27 | 10 |
859 | 'Can you do me a favor?' he asks. 'Sure,' I said. 'I'll feed your fish while you're on vacation.' | 1.3636 | 0.06804 | 99 | 74 | 14 | 11 |
860 | 6 feet until I see your vaccination card | 1.3636 | 0.05736 | 110 | 77 | 26 | 7 |
861 | His Holiness went out to get some fish food. | 1.3636 | 0.05868 | 121 | 88 | 22 | 11 |
862 | Did you bring any water | 1.3636 | 0.05644 | 99 | 67 | 28 | 4 |
863 | So if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a mountain instead of a tree, does that make it feel more or less stupid? | 1.3636 | 0.06298 | 88 | 61 | 22 | 5 |
864 | You’re not the first to be surprised by how young and handsome I am.” | 1.3628 | 0.05631 | 113 | 79 | 27 | 7 |
865 | the ad said there was a pool | 1.3628 | 0.05631 | 113 | 79 | 27 | 7 |
866 | Sorry, that’s not my department. | 1.3627 | 0.06198 | 102 | 73 | 21 | 8 |
867 | I am telling you that cat has issues | 1.3627 | 0.05877 | 102 | 71 | 25 | 6 |
868 | My mom told me you went to live on a farm! | 1.3619 | 0.06366 | 105 | 77 | 18 | 10 |
869 | Raider of the Lost Guppy | 1.3617 | 0.06022 | 94 | 65 | 24 | 5 |
870 | Yes, but I IDENTIFY as an old Tibetan Guru! | 1.3614 | 0.06980 | 83 | 60 | 16 | 7 |
871 | He went to town to see a movie. He said the secret to life is to feed your fish. | 1.3613 | 0.05434 | 119 | 83 | 29 | 7 |
872 | Life is a goldfish bowl, and everyone is watching you right now. | 1.3611 | 0.05803 | 108 | 76 | 25 | 7 |
873 | The wise man's at the bottom of a lake. | 1.3611 | 0.06372 | 108 | 80 | 17 | 11 |
874 | Look, I don’t care how thirsty you are. | 1.3611 | 0.05172 | 108 | 72 | 33 | 3 |
875 | Yes, I was the guru here. But I have been reborn. Can you take me down with you. | 1.3608 | 0.06419 | 97 | 70 | 19 | 8 |
876 | There are plenty of other fish in the sea. | 1.3608 | 0.06075 | 97 | 68 | 23 | 6 |
877 | ‘Remember me? You flushed me down your toilet years ago. Bet you thought you’d never see me again!’ | 1.3607 | 0.05214 | 122 | 84 | 32 | 6 |
878 | He always wondered how alpine cavefish survived. | 1.3604 | 0.05694 | 111 | 78 | 26 | 7 |
879 | You seek the one who skims the algae. | 1.3604 | 0.05836 | 111 | 79 | 24 | 8 |
880 | We recognized the typo after publication. | 1.3600 | 0.05376 | 125 | 88 | 29 | 8 |
881 | You didn’t read the whole thing, didn’t you? The treasure map said pot of gold … fish. | 1.3596 | 0.05861 | 114 | 82 | 23 | 9 |
882 | Am I not the type of gold you were hoping to find? | 1.3596 | 0.05727 | 114 | 81 | 25 | 8 |
883 | "Buddha wanted me to tell you he'll be back in thirty of his minutes." | 1.3596 | 0.06636 | 89 | 64 | 18 | 7 |
884 | You've found me, the last of the 'Dead Sea Shoals' | 1.3596 | 0.06636 | 89 | 64 | 18 | 7 |
885 | wow, I guess there really is no place left to self isolate | 1.3594 | 0.05289 | 128 | 90 | 30 | 8 |
886 | First take your boots off. | 1.3592 | 0.05991 | 103 | 73 | 23 | 7 |
887 | So, we meet again! | 1.3592 | 0.05664 | 103 | 71 | 27 | 5 |
888 | All this way to figure out I’m living in a fishbowl. | 1.3592 | 0.05991 | 103 | 73 | 23 | 7 |
889 | You know, most people just flush us down the toilet. | 1.3592 | 0.05664 | 103 | 71 | 27 | 5 |
890 | This is starting to feel like a fishing expedition. | 1.3592 | 0.05991 | 103 | 73 | 23 | 7 |
891 | So you were expecting Shangri-la? | 1.3590 | 0.05624 | 117 | 83 | 26 | 8 |
892 | Don't even think of drinking my water. It hasn't been changed in months. | 1.3587 | 0.06101 | 92 | 64 | 23 | 5 |
893 | I thought they said a pot of gold | 1.3583 | 0.05650 | 120 | 86 | 25 | 9 |
894 | ‘Feed my fish?’ she said. ‘Just a pinch now and then,’ she said. | 1.3583 | 0.05265 | 120 | 83 | 31 | 6 |
895 | So, you survived the climb. Very well. Your training begins tomorrow morning. | 1.3579 | 0.05780 | 95 | 65 | 26 | 4 |
896 | I'd like to give you a hand. | 1.3579 | 0.05780 | 95 | 65 | 26 | 4 |
897 | There are many fish in the sea, true. But there is only one fish in this mountain. | 1.3578 | 0.06047 | 109 | 79 | 21 | 9 |
898 | Swimmy, not swami! | 1.3578 | 0.05759 | 109 | 77 | 25 | 7 |
899 | Just relax. He's in the back getting some algae wafers for us to snack on. | 1.3577 | 0.05180 | 123 | 85 | 32 | 6 |
900 | So even this far away, it can still feel like you are living in a fishbowl. | 1.3577 | 0.05552 | 123 | 88 | 26 | 9 |
901 | I hope you brought pellets. I hate flake food. | 1.3571 | 0.06022 | 84 | 57 | 24 | 3 |
902 | I’m sorry, we’re fully booked. | 1.3571 | 0.06197 | 98 | 70 | 21 | 7 |
903 | At this height I'm feeling like a fish out of water. | 1.3571 | 0.05459 | 126 | 90 | 27 | 9 |
904 | Climb the mountain-get past the water monster and we’re home free.” | 1.3571 | 0.05793 | 112 | 80 | 24 | 8 |
905 | You climbed all the way up here to ask a goldfish what it all means?........Really? | 1.3571 | 0.06197 | 98 | 70 | 21 | 7 |
906 | I really thought the carnival wouldn’t find me here. | 1.3571 | 0.06910 | 84 | 61 | 16 | 7 |
907 | Dr. Goldfish, I presume? | 1.3571 | 0.06197 | 98 | 70 | 21 | 7 |
908 | The better question is how am I going to get down from here? | 1.3571 | 0.06022 | 84 | 57 | 24 | 3 |
909 | Before you ask me anything, I just need to set expectations. | 1.3565 | 0.05268 | 115 | 79 | 31 | 5 |
910 | I can only offer my global perspective. | 1.3565 | 0.05948 | 115 | 84 | 21 | 10 |
911 | He’s at Petco, be back in half an hour. | 1.3565 | 0.05550 | 115 | 81 | 27 | 7 |
912 | I knew this AirBnB was too good to be true. | 1.3565 | 0.05686 | 115 | 82 | 25 | 8 |
913 | This spot’s taken. | 1.3565 | 0.05686 | 115 | 82 | 25 | 8 |
914 | That's why you have to pay before you begin climbing. | 1.3564 | 0.05731 | 101 | 70 | 26 | 5 |
915 | I knew you’d be back, now come inside and kiss me. | 1.3563 | 0.06535 | 87 | 62 | 19 | 6 |
916 | Have you been vaccinated yet? | 1.3559 | 0.05838 | 118 | 86 | 22 | 10 |
917 | I sure hope that's fish food in your nap sack. | 1.3559 | 0.05584 | 118 | 84 | 26 | 8 |
918 | Oh, I see, that is the answer: “Silence is golden”. | 1.3559 | 0.05838 | 118 | 86 | 22 | 10 |
919 | Maybe we should play something other than Go Fish next time. | 1.3558 | 0.05620 | 104 | 72 | 27 | 5 |
920 | I’ve heard of salmon swimming upstream, but… | 1.3558 | 0.05784 | 104 | 73 | 25 | 6 |
921 | TAKE ME TO YOUR FEEDER. | 1.3556 | 0.06382 | 90 | 64 | 20 | 6 |
922 | The meaning of life? You're looking at it. | 1.3556 | 0.06382 | 90 | 64 | 20 | 6 |
923 | I’m so glad you’re here! I’ve completely forgotten how to get back down. | 1.3554 | 0.05230 | 121 | 84 | 31 | 6 |
924 | Any news on the fish vaccine? | 1.3554 | 0.05852 | 121 | 89 | 21 | 11 |
925 | I know there are plenty more fish in the sea | 1.3551 | 0.05827 | 107 | 76 | 24 | 7 |
926 | Now just wait a minute Edmund…think this through. You can’t…you don’t want to — YOU CANT LEAVE ME HERE!! | 1.3548 | 0.06047 | 93 | 65 | 23 | 5 |
927 | One wrong turn and he found the poor-man’s guru: the monk fish. | 1.3548 | 0.06777 | 93 | 69 | 15 | 9 |
928 | You may enter, but first you must answer three questions. | 1.3545 | 0.05416 | 110 | 76 | 29 | 5 |
929 | Have you never heard of a fish out of water? | 1.3543 | 0.05306 | 127 | 90 | 29 | 8 |
930 | I had to get out of the sun. | 1.3542 | 0.06451 | 96 | 70 | 18 | 8 |
931 | Oh no! I forgot his food... | 1.3542 | 0.06451 | 96 | 70 | 18 | 8 |
932 | You just missed him, he was headed down to the aquarium store. | 1.3538 | 0.05106 | 130 | 91 | 32 | 7 |
933 | Eat more vegetables. | 1.3537 | 0.06803 | 82 | 59 | 17 | 6 |
934 | Thanks to your species, this will be under water soon. | 1.3537 | 0.06578 | 82 | 58 | 19 | 5 |
935 | Although tired, Dave was pleased to finally reach the worlds highest fairground | 1.3537 | 0.07233 | 82 | 61 | 13 | 8 |
936 | Oh, you fell off the mountain an hour ago—I’m your spirit guide to the next world. | 1.3535 | 0.06144 | 99 | 71 | 21 | 7 |
937 | You know there's an escalator at the back? Right? | 1.3535 | 0.06144 | 99 | 71 | 21 | 7 |
938 | I’m as confused as you are. | 1.3529 | 0.05685 | 102 | 71 | 26 | 5 |
939 | Why—what did you expect a guru to look like? | 1.3529 | 0.06418 | 85 | 60 | 20 | 5 |
940 | On the one hand, I beat you here. On the other hand, nobody will believe you met a talking fish. But you’ll know. | 1.3529 | 0.06017 | 102 | 73 | 22 | 7 |
941 | Ralph realized his cell service was spottier than he thought when he saw it wasn’t a gold mine after all. | 1.3525 | 0.05450 | 122 | 87 | 27 | 8 |
942 | The sign over there says we're 10,000 feet above sea level, but I'm skeptical. | 1.3524 | 0.05410 | 105 | 72 | 29 | 4 |
943 | Oh well look who's back, Mr."There's plenty more fish in the sea". | 1.3524 | 0.06488 | 105 | 79 | 15 | 11 |
944 | Long story short, getting flushed down the toilet was the best day of my life. | 1.3523 | 0.06672 | 88 | 64 | 17 | 7 |
945 | You were probably expecting a hermit crab… | 1.3523 | 0.06473 | 88 | 63 | 19 | 6 |
946 | The "Gold" and "Bowl" were correct. I 'm sorry the map left out the word "Fish". | 1.3523 | 0.06865 | 88 | 65 | 15 | 8 |
947 | I'll bet you feel like an idiot about now. | 1.3516 | 0.06514 | 91 | 66 | 18 | 7 |
948 | The secret of life is .... oh, no, forgot what I was about to say! | 1.3516 | 0.05497 | 91 | 61 | 28 | 2 |
949 | The secret to happiness is having no memory. | 1.3516 | 0.05497 | 91 | 61 | 28 | 2 |
950 | Answers? You think you're the only one around here who wants answers? | 1.3516 | 0.06698 | 91 | 67 | 16 | 8 |
951 | Well..it's about time! | 1.3514 | 0.05527 | 111 | 78 | 27 | 6 |
952 | Just two lost souls, swimming in a global hellhole. | 1.3514 | 0.05816 | 111 | 80 | 23 | 8 |
953 | Sorry to disappoint but the actual phrase is 'there's goldfish in them thar hills'. | 1.3511 | 0.06542 | 94 | 69 | 17 | 8 |
954 | This is the last time I play Hide and Go Seek with a guppy. | 1.3511 | 0.06183 | 94 | 67 | 21 | 6 |
955 | the secret to happiness is a short memory | 1.3509 | 0.05429 | 114 | 80 | 28 | 6 |
956 | Sorry, this cave's taken. | 1.3505 | 0.05870 | 97 | 68 | 24 | 5 |
957 | He's having his robes washed. | 1.3505 | 0.06395 | 97 | 71 | 18 | 8 |
958 | This dream to become a Monkfish is getting out of hand. | 1.3504 | 0.05335 | 117 | 82 | 29 | 6 |
959 | I thought the aquarium in Colorado would have more to it than this! | 1.3500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 68 | 29 | 3 |
960 | The Tao of Fishics | 1.3500 | 0.06093 | 100 | 72 | 21 | 7 |
961 | I don't mind the whole fishbowl thing. It's more like being a big fish in a really small pond. | 1.3500 | 0.06256 | 100 | 73 | 19 | 8 |
962 | I'd like to speak to you about your car's extended warranty. | 1.3500 | 0.06256 | 100 | 73 | 19 | 8 |
963 | Where's my pizza? | 1.3500 | 0.06416 | 100 | 74 | 17 | 9 |
964 | The cat is history okay? | 1.3495 | 0.05640 | 103 | 72 | 26 | 5 |
965 | Yes my son, water is life | 1.3494 | 0.06283 | 83 | 58 | 21 | 4 |
966 | Gold is still in the name... | 1.3494 | 0.06734 | 83 | 60 | 17 | 6 |
967 | You may ask me one question…every three seconds. | 1.3494 | 0.06949 | 83 | 61 | 15 | 7 |
968 | Three seconds of enlightenment is more than most people get. | 1.3492 | 0.05203 | 126 | 89 | 30 | 7 |
969 | What? You were expecting a guy in a toga on a mat? | 1.3491 | 0.05850 | 106 | 76 | 23 | 7 |
970 | Hello, we’ve been trying to reach you with important news about your bowl’s extend warranty. | 1.3491 | 0.06294 | 106 | 79 | 17 | 10 |
971 | Tell me, what is the sound of one fin flapping? | 1.3488 | 0.06773 | 86 | 63 | 16 | 7 |
972 | Well if that's your attitude, you can work it out for yourself. | 1.3486 | 0.05884 | 109 | 79 | 22 | 8 |
973 | There goes my alone time | 1.3486 | 0.05738 | 109 | 78 | 24 | 7 |
974 | How did you get here before me? | 1.3483 | 0.06210 | 89 | 63 | 21 | 5 |
975 | There's wine and sushi next level up. | 1.3483 | 0.06210 | 89 | 63 | 21 | 5 |
976 | You think that was tough? Try mountain climbing when fully submerged in water. | 1.3483 | 0.05784 | 89 | 61 | 25 | 3 |
977 | The genie in a bottle is the next mountain over. I'm Gene in a bowl, I can grant you three fishes. | 1.3483 | 0.06412 | 89 | 64 | 19 | 6 |
978 | So, you've come to sleep with the fishes | 1.3483 | 0.06412 | 89 | 64 | 19 | 6 |
979 | Did you remember the castle this time? | 1.3482 | 0.05910 | 112 | 82 | 21 | 9 |
980 | Whoops I forgot the fish food | 1.3478 | 0.06303 | 115 | 88 | 14 | 13 |
981 | How many times do I have to tell you, Bob? I need my own space! | 1.3478 | 0.06266 | 92 | 66 | 20 | 6 |
982 | Guru I apologize for the toilet bowl incident. | 1.3478 | 0.06454 | 92 | 67 | 18 | 7 |
983 | Yes, you took a wrong turn at Albuquerque. | 1.3475 | 0.05943 | 118 | 88 | 19 | 11 |
984 | Forget about it, pal. The sellers already accepted my offer. | 1.3474 | 0.06128 | 95 | 68 | 21 | 6 |
985 | Your pilgrimage is important to us. The guru is experiencing unusually demand at this time. Please contemplate my serenity until he becomes available. | 1.3474 | 0.06128 | 95 | 68 | 21 | 6 |
986 | No, I'm not the genie in a fish tank, and you're not Aladdin. Get me out of here, we'll talk about a wish later. | 1.3474 | 0.06308 | 95 | 69 | 19 | 7 |
987 | Allegory of the cave vs Allegory of the bowl | 1.3469 | 0.06171 | 98 | 71 | 20 | 7 |
988 | ‘… judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree…’ Einstein said? Ha! How ‘bout a MOUNTAIN?! | 1.3469 | 0.06340 | 98 | 72 | 18 | 8 |
989 | Sorry, cave’s taken. | 1.3465 | 0.06361 | 101 | 75 | 17 | 9 |
990 | I’m just as surprised as you are. | 1.3465 | 0.05529 | 101 | 70 | 27 | 4 |
991 | The lost gold FISH mine. A lot of people get that confused. | 1.3465 | 0.05632 | 127 | 94 | 22 | 11 |
992 | If you think your climb up here was hard | 1.3462 | 0.05920 | 104 | 75 | 22 | 7 |
993 | It's the only way I can keep the kids from tapping on the glass. | 1.3462 | 0.05426 | 104 | 72 | 28 | 4 |
994 | Ok, just one sip.... | 1.3458 | 0.05650 | 107 | 76 | 25 | 6 |
995 | I forgive you for flushing me down the toilet when you were but a boy. You said you’d go the ends of the earth to bring me home, and I never lost faith. | 1.3458 | 0.06100 | 107 | 79 | 19 | 9 |
996 | Bigfoot isn't home right now | 1.3458 | 0.06100 | 107 | 79 | 19 | 9 |
997 | Behold -- I am the keeper of all wisdom. Or a goldfish. I forget ... | 1.3456 | 0.05153 | 136 | 98 | 29 | 9 |
998 | Welcome to my Penthouse | 1.3452 | 0.05987 | 84 | 58 | 23 | 3 |
999 | I came here to fish for gold. This is not what I had in mind. | 1.3452 | 0.05987 | 84 | 58 | 23 | 3 |
1000 | Thank God you’re here. I’d kill for some water. | 1.3451 | 0.05865 | 113 | 83 | 21 | 9 |
1001 | Oh thank God. Food AND water! | 1.3451 | 0.05865 | 113 | 83 | 21 | 9 |
1002 | You forgot your mask, didn't you? | 1.3448 | 0.06135 | 116 | 88 | 16 | 12 |
1003 | The thinner air really doesn't matter to me.... | 1.3448 | 0.05625 | 116 | 84 | 24 | 8 |
1004 | Yes, it’s obvious I am a rock cod. | 1.3448 | 0.05757 | 116 | 85 | 22 | 9 |
1005 | No soliciting | 1.3448 | 0.06080 | 87 | 61 | 22 | 4 |
1006 | Savage Gill, the mountain lion killer, was real after all. | 1.3448 | 0.06504 | 87 | 63 | 18 | 6 |
1007 | All our lives spent looking but we all reach the same toilet flush in the end | 1.3445 | 0.05395 | 119 | 85 | 27 | 7 |
1008 | -Finally, room service. Can I have the menu? | 1.3444 | 0.06546 | 90 | 66 | 17 | 7 |
1009 | Don’t overfeed thyself. | 1.3444 | 0.05946 | 90 | 63 | 23 | 4 |
1010 | I’m a fish with an altitude. | 1.3444 | 0.05946 | 90 | 63 | 23 | 4 |
1011 | Please tell me you brought the ransom money! | 1.3444 | 0.06153 | 90 | 64 | 21 | 5 |
1012 | Where'd you get the water?" "I dunno, my memory is only good for 15 seconds. | 1.3444 | 0.05733 | 90 | 62 | 25 | 3 |
1013 | This time please get me the regular shaped crackers. | 1.3444 | 0.06546 | 90 | 66 | 17 | 7 |
1014 | I'll reveal the secret to life once you bring me a castle. | 1.3441 | 0.05616 | 93 | 64 | 26 | 3 |
1015 | Who did you expect to find -- the Dalai Lama? | 1.3441 | 0.06575 | 93 | 69 | 16 | 8 |
1016 | It was either become a hermit and meditate or be flushed down little Billy’s toilet | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
1017 | Obviously not the bowl of cherries you expected. | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
1018 | I hope you're my replacement, I'm really sick of the view from this bowl. | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
1019 | Why so disappointed.. I am gold. | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
1020 | I'm here on a foreign exchange program with the eagles. You? | 1.3434 | 0.06285 | 99 | 73 | 18 | 8 |
1021 | I thought they said “there’s GOLD in them thar hills”. I must have missed the fish part! | 1.3434 | 0.06285 | 99 | 73 | 18 | 8 |
1022 | Beat you to it. | 1.3431 | 0.06152 | 102 | 75 | 19 | 8 |
1023 | The truth?! You can't handle the truth! | 1.3431 | 0.05659 | 102 | 72 | 25 | 5 |
1024 | To reach your inner peak, you must forget everything you know. | 1.3429 | 0.05384 | 105 | 73 | 28 | 4 |
1025 | By now you have surely learned that the seeker's path is replete with surprises. | 1.3429 | 0.05714 | 105 | 75 | 24 | 6 |
1026 | Ohmygod I totally forgot you were coming | 1.3429 | 0.05872 | 105 | 76 | 22 | 7 |
1027 | I knew something there was something fishy about this hike. | 1.3429 | 0.05872 | 105 | 76 | 22 | 7 |
1028 | Did you remember the gravel and the deep sea diver ? | 1.3423 | 0.05651 | 111 | 80 | 24 | 7 |
1029 | Uncle Bear!!! We have visitors again! | 1.3423 | 0.06204 | 111 | 84 | 16 | 11 |
1030 | Hope you remembered my pellets. | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
1031 | I can't believe I am still indulging your fear of rising sea levels. | 1.3419 | 0.05715 | 117 | 86 | 22 | 9 |
1032 | Small place, but the view is out of this world. | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1033 | Always seeking the meaning of life, Donnie has only one question: "Does a fish know it's in water" | 1.3418 | 0.06713 | 79 | 57 | 17 | 5 |
1034 | Dude, you look like a fish out of water! | 1.3415 | 0.05812 | 82 | 56 | 24 | 2 |
1035 | Say, you didn’t happen to bring any fish food with you, did you? | 1.3415 | 0.06066 | 82 | 57 | 22 | 3 |
1036 | The old sage is on vacation, but I do tricks. | 1.3413 | 0.05539 | 126 | 93 | 23 | 10 |
1037 | I wondered where you’d got to. | 1.3412 | 0.06161 | 85 | 60 | 21 | 4 |
1038 | I hope you brought your own water. | 1.3407 | 0.05682 | 91 | 63 | 25 | 3 |
1039 | Be the change. . .then change the water. | 1.3407 | 0.06485 | 91 | 67 | 17 | 7 |
1040 | Your eyes are on the prize. | 1.3407 | 0.05682 | 91 | 63 | 25 | 3 |
1041 | He always wags his tail when I get back. | 1.3404 | 0.06337 | 94 | 69 | 18 | 7 |
1042 | I have been the guardian of the Grail for... 30 seconds. | 1.3404 | 0.05965 | 94 | 67 | 22 | 5 |
1043 | You wouldn't believe what you have to do to get to the top. | 1.3404 | 0.05770 | 94 | 66 | 24 | 4 |
1044 | Ocupado! | 1.3404 | 0.06515 | 94 | 70 | 16 | 8 |
1045 | My wife is becoming suspicious. | 1.3402 | 0.06022 | 97 | 70 | 21 | 6 |
1046 | At last! My Amazon delivery...! | 1.3402 | 0.06022 | 97 | 70 | 21 | 6 |
1047 | Now that we’re finally together again… | 1.3400 | 0.05545 | 100 | 70 | 26 | 4 |
1048 | For your final challenge, figure this out. | 1.3398 | 0.05264 | 103 | 71 | 29 | 3 |
1049 | Humans, two caves to the right. | 1.3398 | 0.05441 | 103 | 72 | 27 | 4 |
1050 | Please just don’t leave me high and dry | 1.3398 | 0.05781 | 103 | 74 | 23 | 6 |
1051 | I'll answer your question after you change my water. | 1.3396 | 0.05826 | 106 | 77 | 22 | 7 |
1052 | You think THAT was hard? Trying swimming your way up here. | 1.3396 | 0.05509 | 106 | 75 | 26 | 5 |
1053 | I`m filling in for the Guru while he visits his Aunt Yeti" | 1.3396 | 0.04995 | 106 | 72 | 32 | 2 |
1054 | ...and if you teach a man to BE a fish... | 1.3396 | 0.06126 | 106 | 79 | 18 | 9 |
1055 | Frank's disappointment was palpable. It was only Waldo's goldfish. | 1.3396 | 0.05509 | 106 | 75 | 26 | 5 |
1056 | i am baby ram bass. baba ram dass is the next mountain over. | 1.3394 | 0.05409 | 109 | 77 | 27 | 5 |
1057 | How come you manage to remember the milk and eggs, but not the algae and Windex?" | 1.3394 | 0.06144 | 109 | 82 | 17 | 10 |
1058 | I hope you're not expecting to get any water. | 1.3394 | 0.05409 | 109 | 77 | 27 | 5 |
1059 | I'm really an enchanted Arabian princess imprisoned here by the evil magician who is now standing just six steps below you. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1060 | Ain’t no mountain high enough to escape life in a fishbowl. | 1.3388 | 0.05574 | 121 | 89 | 23 | 9 |
1061 | The secret to life is an unending succession of gullible truth-seekers willing to change my water in exchange for empty platitudes. | 1.3388 | 0.05696 | 121 | 90 | 21 | 10 |
1062 | Sorry, occupied. | 1.3387 | 0.04977 | 124 | 87 | 32 | 5 |
1063 | Eh...could you step back? You're blocking the view. | 1.3378 | 0.06742 | 74 | 53 | 17 | 4 |
1064 | We're out of milk | 1.3377 | 0.06820 | 77 | 56 | 16 | 5 |
1065 | Come on, Jerry. It's not my fault that they're making us go back to the office. | 1.3375 | 0.06643 | 80 | 58 | 17 | 5 |
1066 | Well, here's an over-achiever. | 1.3375 | 0.06400 | 80 | 57 | 19 | 4 |
1067 | Oh good, room service? I ordered water a week ago. | 1.3375 | 0.06400 | 80 | 57 | 19 | 4 |
1068 | You were expecting a frog? | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1069 | The view gets boring ya know | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1070 | At the top it gets lonely | 1.3373 | 0.06006 | 83 | 58 | 22 | 3 |
1071 | ‘Damn Marvin, you beat me to it again?!’ | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1072 | Sorry Larry, I was half way down and knew I was forgetting something | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
1073 | I’ve had a lot of time to think since you flushed me seventeen years ago | 1.3372 | 0.06741 | 86 | 64 | 15 | 7 |
1074 | OH ! how am I going to get that back down without spilling it | 1.3371 | 0.05749 | 89 | 62 | 24 | 3 |
1075 | You've come all this way to ask... what was your question again? | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
1076 | You think YOU’RE going in circles? | 1.3371 | 0.06381 | 89 | 65 | 18 | 6 |
1077 | They didn't tell you I'd be koi? | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1078 | Did you remember to lock the door? | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1079 | Dude you are sooo high | 1.3370 | 0.05840 | 92 | 65 | 23 | 4 |
1080 | Greetings and welcome to Hotel on the Mountain. Do you have a reservation? | 1.3367 | 0.05792 | 98 | 70 | 23 | 5 |
1081 | Are you the UBER Climber I called for? | 1.3367 | 0.05971 | 98 | 71 | 21 | 6 |
1082 | - Goldie, your hide-an-seek skills are off the charts | 1.3367 | 0.05971 | 98 | 71 | 21 | 6 |
1083 | Guru Patel asked me to look after the seekers while he is away at Club Med. | 1.3366 | 0.06016 | 101 | 74 | 20 | 7 |
1084 | It's lonely at the top. | 1.3366 | 0.05677 | 101 | 72 | 24 | 5 |
1085 | ‘… and to miss one letter in the hashtag’ | 1.3365 | 0.05734 | 104 | 75 | 23 | 6 |
1086 | Took you long enough, you’d think I’d have legs by now | 1.3365 | 0.06051 | 104 | 77 | 19 | 8 |
1087 | Welcome to the sacred cave. A wizard will be with you shortly. Please stay on the ledge. | 1.3364 | 0.05625 | 107 | 77 | 24 | 6 |
1088 | You guys are great! I ordered the plankton only 10 minutes ago. | 1.3364 | 0.06231 | 110 | 84 | 15 | 11 |
1089 | He's on vacation. Can I do anything to help you? | 1.3364 | 0.05368 | 110 | 78 | 27 | 5 |
1090 | Ah. You have traveled far on your quest for life's meaning. I won't be koi. Always remember: carp-e diem. | 1.3361 | 0.05656 | 122 | 91 | 21 | 10 |
1091 | Yeah Yeah I know, you weren't expecting "Q" to be a gold fish | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1092 | Can you go back and bring me a castle? | 1.3333 | 0.06515 | 90 | 67 | 16 | 7 |
1093 | Guppy here. Guru gone. | 1.3333 | 0.05671 | 96 | 68 | 24 | 4 |
1094 | So the secret is "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, swim like a fish?" | 1.3333 | 0.06989 | 78 | 58 | 14 | 6 |
1095 | I said, "Read my lips". | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1096 | That's the one question I don't have the answer to. | 1.3333 | 0.06398 | 96 | 72 | 16 | 8 |
1097 | I told you that I'd beat you! | 1.3333 | 0.06804 | 81 | 60 | 15 | 6 |
1098 | Don't play Koi with me, you're the one Perched up here. | 1.3333 | 0.06989 | 78 | 58 | 14 | 6 |
1099 | I’m what you call, a Goal Fish. | 1.3333 | 0.06567 | 96 | 73 | 14 | 9 |
1100 | It was at that instant he realized he was climbing the Carp-athians | 1.3333 | 0.07027 | 81 | 61 | 13 | 7 |
1101 | If I could remember, I'd tell you. | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1102 | I'm a Goldfish. The Monkfish is on the other mountain. | 1.3333 | 0.05183 | 105 | 73 | 29 | 3 |
1103 | You can come down now,there is a vaccine for Covid . | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1104 | The secret is lowered expectations. | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
1105 | Found you ! Now it’s my turn to hide. | 1.3333 | 0.06804 | 81 | 60 | 15 | 6 |
1106 | You aren't the first to come fishing for enlightenment. | 1.3333 | 0.05819 | 87 | 61 | 23 | 3 |
1107 | Yes, you’ve been catfished!” | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
1108 | Next time, you ask about sea level. | 1.3333 | 0.05172 | 111 | 78 | 29 | 4 |
1109 | When I said, "I wanted a cave," I meant INSIDE my bowl. | 1.3333 | 0.06746 | 78 | 57 | 16 | 5 |
1110 | Formerly I was a fish out of water. | 1.3333 | 0.05688 | 105 | 76 | 23 | 6 |
1111 | Take me to your koi pond, and I'll grant you three wishes. | 1.3333 | 0.06261 | 87 | 63 | 19 | 5 |
1112 | What you're looking for is already inside your back pack | 1.3333 | 0.05948 | 84 | 59 | 22 | 3 |
1113 | It was an AHI moment | 1.3333 | 0.06667 | 75 | 54 | 17 | 4 |
1114 | You made it. I’m your pot of gold. | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1115 | Hurry,get me down before the cat comes back. | 1.3333 | 0.05561 | 99 | 70 | 25 | 4 |
1116 | I hope you didn’t bring a ping pong ball. | 1.3333 | 0.06746 | 78 | 57 | 16 | 5 |
1117 | I find this type of oxygen tank much easier for climbing. | 1.3333 | 0.06102 | 75 | 52 | 21 | 2 |
1118 | So you thought you could leave me behind, huh? | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
1119 | I'm not THAT thirsty | 1.3333 | 0.05819 | 87 | 61 | 23 | 3 |
1120 | No, I'm Fred. Last I heard, Nemo was in a dentist's office in Sidney. | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
1121 | With a 6 second memory, I’m always in the present. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1122 | What? You were expecting maybe a Cat in a Hat? Deal with it . . . | 1.3333 | 0.05819 | 87 | 61 | 23 | 3 |
1123 | Yes, my friend. I am the meaning of life | 1.3333 | 0.05788 | 93 | 66 | 23 | 4 |
1124 | Adventures in petsitting. | 1.3333 | 0.05697 | 90 | 63 | 24 | 3 |
1125 | Before you ask, I don’t remember. | 1.3333 | 0.05861 | 96 | 69 | 22 | 5 |
1126 | Congratulations. You have followed the path seldom taken and discovered the secret to finding nirvana. The body switching will commence in 5, 4... | 1.3333 | 0.05912 | 90 | 64 | 22 | 4 |
1127 | You are searching for some sense of belonging too? | 1.3333 | 0.06185 | 84 | 60 | 20 | 4 |
1128 | You’ll be safe here. I’m going now, wish me luck. | 1.3333 | 0.06086 | 81 | 57 | 21 | 3 |
1129 | It’s about time, Bob. | 1.3333 | 0.06421 | 99 | 75 | 15 | 9 |
1130 | Really, Mikethetraveller1585? Is that what you call simple and honest? | 1.3304 | 0.05344 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
1131 | Trust me, pal, it's true... once you reach this summit and the world finds out, you'll live your life in a fish bowl." | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1132 | This wasn't mentioned in Trip Advisor. | 1.3302 | 0.05800 | 106 | 78 | 21 | 7 |
1133 | It turns out that life is not a bowl of cherries. | 1.3302 | 0.05643 | 106 | 77 | 23 | 6 |
1134 | Welcome to the sushi bar. How many in your party? | 1.3302 | 0.05315 | 106 | 75 | 27 | 4 |
1135 | Nobody expects it to be the wise gold fish on the mountain | 1.3302 | 0.05800 | 106 | 78 | 21 | 7 |
1136 | Congrats, you’ve just hit sea level. | 1.3302 | 0.05643 | 106 | 77 | 23 | 6 |
1137 | Don't be thirsty! | 1.3301 | 0.06075 | 103 | 77 | 18 | 8 |
1138 | Finding Nemo gets harder each time. | 1.3301 | 0.06075 | 103 | 77 | 18 | 8 |
1139 | Oh hello! The meaning of life is— Oh, hello! The meaning of life is— | 1.3301 | 0.05753 | 103 | 75 | 22 | 6 |
1140 | What do you mean the Dodgers moved to Los Angeles?? | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
1141 | Life is just a Cartoon Contest. | 1.3298 | 0.06486 | 94 | 71 | 15 | 8 |
1142 | Sorry, out-of-the-bowl thinking isn't my strength. | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
1143 | I bet you thought flushing got rid of me. | 1.3298 | 0.05534 | 94 | 66 | 25 | 3 |
1144 | I get that it was no walk in the park for you to get here, but the thing is that when you live in a fish bowl there is no secret. | 1.3298 | 0.06486 | 94 | 71 | 15 | 8 |
1145 | I’m glamping. What are you doing here? | 1.3298 | 0.06307 | 94 | 70 | 17 | 7 |
1146 | Congratulations! You have ascended to the peak of befuddlement. | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
1147 | Oh wow - I’ve only ever seen a hermit crab | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1148 | This seems fishy | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1149 | It was then that John realized he had been gold fished yet again on a dating app | 1.3297 | 0.06640 | 91 | 69 | 14 | 8 |
1150 | No this is the swimmy atop the mountain; the swami is two mountains over | 1.3295 | 0.06409 | 88 | 65 | 17 | 6 |
1151 | My secret? Hydrate? | 1.3295 | 0.06201 | 88 | 64 | 19 | 5 |
1152 | Sorry Bob but I just had to get away but I knew you’d track me down anyway. | 1.3295 | 0.05765 | 88 | 62 | 23 | 3 |
1153 | Huh?!? This is fishy! | 1.3295 | 0.05987 | 88 | 63 | 21 | 4 |
1154 | Unfortunately for Johnathan, his worn map led him to the Enlightenment of the CODS | 1.3295 | 0.07178 | 88 | 69 | 9 | 10 |
1155 | Do you mind? You’re blocking my view. | 1.3295 | 0.05987 | 88 | 63 | 21 | 4 |
1156 | Whiskey Tango Foxtrot | 1.3294 | 0.05891 | 85 | 60 | 22 | 3 |
1157 | The yogi went fishing. Carp Diem. | 1.3294 | 0.06775 | 85 | 64 | 14 | 7 |
1158 | Sigh...Of course, another white male savior. | 1.3294 | 0.06565 | 85 | 63 | 16 | 6 |
1159 | To drink or not to drink | 1.3293 | 0.06953 | 82 | 62 | 13 | 7 |
1160 | When the old miner said “there’s gold in them thar hills” I thought he meant the metal kind ! | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
1161 | Oh good some filtered water & trail mix | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
1162 | On today’s episode of Shark Week… | 1.3293 | 0.06733 | 82 | 61 | 15 | 6 |
1163 | Lama's is one cave over. | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
1164 | I'm his emotional support fish. | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
1165 | I'm the intern. If your question isn't profound, I'll answer it. | 1.3291 | 0.06168 | 79 | 56 | 20 | 3 |
1166 | So we meet again, Jeffrey. | 1.3279 | 0.04720 | 122 | 85 | 34 | 3 |
1167 | God! I’m thirsty! | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1168 | ‘“You misread your map, it says there are gold fish, not gold, in these here hills’ ‘ | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1169 | At last! I'm so hungry and thirsty. | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
1170 | Don’t you ever run away again | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
1171 | Answer a few questions, get a little notoriety and the next thing you know you're living in a fishbowl. | 1.3269 | 0.05541 | 104 | 75 | 24 | 5 |
1172 | What am I doing here?" This is my house. What are YOU doing here | 1.3267 | 0.05095 | 101 | 70 | 29 | 2 |
1173 | Forget about the meaning of life. Teach me to swim in a circle. | 1.3267 | 0.05988 | 101 | 75 | 19 | 7 |
1174 | I beat you! You owe me 5 bucks. | 1.3267 | 0.05470 | 101 | 72 | 25 | 4 |
1175 | I'm as surprised as you are! | 1.3265 | 0.05384 | 98 | 69 | 26 | 3 |
1176 | this is not what I signed up for when I said I wanted to go fishing | 1.3265 | 0.06611 | 98 | 76 | 12 | 10 |
1177 | Welcome to Mer-vana. | 1.3265 | 0.06285 | 98 | 74 | 16 | 8 |
1178 | Damn! This "Into the Wild" thing is so overestimated... | 1.3265 | 0.06115 | 98 | 73 | 18 | 7 |
1179 | Strive beyond being a big fish in a small pond. | 1.3263 | 0.06068 | 95 | 70 | 19 | 6 |
1180 | rough climb, huh? Tell me all about it | 1.3263 | 0.06250 | 95 | 71 | 17 | 7 |
1181 | Just a small sip? | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
1182 | Where did you find the water? | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1183 | This is my day as a fish. I will philosophize tomorrow. | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1184 | An oracle without memory… Perfect for our times! | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1185 | As the confusion dissipated, it became clear to Aidan that heightsunknown.com was a complete scam. | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1186 | It was then Fred learned that a pet for the kids is the parent's responsibility. | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1187 | I hope you are from Amazon, I’m completely out of food! | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1188 | Go fish! | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1189 | Figures. | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1190 | I hope you remembered my food this time. | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
1191 | Go forth and eat meat only. | 1.3256 | 0.05834 | 86 | 61 | 22 | 3 |
1192 | The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single swish. | 1.3256 | 0.06500 | 86 | 64 | 16 | 6 |
1193 | Sorry. I'm a fish. I've got nothing. | 1.3256 | 0.06064 | 86 | 62 | 20 | 4 |
1194 | Evolution isn’t all it’s cracked up to be! | 1.3256 | 0.06064 | 86 | 62 | 20 | 4 |
1195 | Who’s going to believe this fish story? | 1.3256 | 0.06286 | 86 | 63 | 18 | 5 |
1196 | Just when you think you're away from the fish bowl | 1.3256 | 0.06286 | 86 | 63 | 18 | 5 |
1197 | Don’t tap the glass. | 1.3256 | 0.05834 | 86 | 61 | 22 | 3 |
1198 | Mask up. | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
1199 | I'm a Tibetan Monkfish | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
1200 | This is what you came for? | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
1201 | Shhh. Don’t reveal my hiding place. | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
1202 | Yes, I live in a fishbowl, but it's surprisingly private. | 1.3243 | 0.06413 | 74 | 53 | 18 | 3 |
1203 | Well, it's better than "because it's there." | 1.3241 | 0.05066 | 108 | 76 | 29 | 3 |
1204 | Try as he might, Steve could never escape the insurance-selling animals. | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1205 | Fish walked on dry land millions of years ago; you think we quit there? | 1.3235 | 0.05601 | 102 | 74 | 23 | 5 |
1206 | Finally! Someone to talk to…. | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
1207 | Yes, I brought the flakes. Duh. | 1.3232 | 0.05890 | 99 | 73 | 20 | 6 |
1208 | Well, I guess it's technically gold. | 1.3232 | 0.05890 | 99 | 73 | 20 | 6 |
1209 | The new Indiana Jones film had some serious budget issues | 1.3232 | 0.06230 | 99 | 75 | 16 | 8 |
1210 | Fishing for the truth about life? | 1.3229 | 0.05638 | 96 | 69 | 23 | 4 |
1211 | Love your neighbor, | 1.3229 | 0.06014 | 96 | 71 | 19 | 6 |
1212 | And just like that…we weren’t alone | 1.3229 | 0.05021 | 96 | 66 | 29 | 1 |
1213 | I missed you. People on Earth are crazy. | 1.3229 | 0.06014 | 96 | 71 | 19 | 6 |
1214 | Only if you have been in the deepest stomach, can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain. | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
1215 | In a few more years you won't ask how I got here. | 1.3226 | 0.05332 | 93 | 65 | 26 | 2 |
1216 | You've found your sole. | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
1217 | I know, I know. You were expecting to see an old man with a beard. Get over it, and just ask your question. I ain't got all day. | 1.3226 | 0.05547 | 93 | 66 | 24 | 3 |
1218 | Confucius say: "The gold you seek different from what you find." | 1.3226 | 0.05547 | 93 | 66 | 24 | 3 |
1219 | Remember—hydration up here is key. | 1.3226 | 0.04658 | 124 | 87 | 34 | 3 |
1220 | No one has to know, just make a wish. | 1.3226 | 0.05753 | 93 | 67 | 22 | 4 |
1221 | Are you from around here? | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
1222 | Lesson one... breathing. | 1.3223 | 0.05145 | 121 | 88 | 27 | 6 |
1223 | I saw a hole when the tide went out and the rest is history | 1.3222 | 0.05659 | 90 | 64 | 23 | 3 |
1224 | Damn, I thought they said there was GOLD in them thar hills... | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1225 | Mommy, daddy's home! | 1.3222 | 0.06672 | 90 | 69 | 13 | 8 |
1226 | The key to life: hydrate and oxygenate. | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1227 | The meaning of life? I never even knew the meaning of "lake" | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1228 | The wise man is in the john and will be right back. I'm his emotional support goldfish Larry. | 1.3218 | 0.06640 | 87 | 66 | 14 | 7 |
1229 | We request that air-breathing visitors wear masks. | 1.3218 | 0.05543 | 87 | 61 | 24 | 2 |
1230 | I was expecting a drone delivery.” | 1.3218 | 0.05543 | 87 | 61 | 24 | 2 |
1231 | The lesser known Donner cousin,Earl,preferred sushi. | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1232 | I’m cave diving. | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
1233 | OK, I do get that reaction a lot… | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
1234 | I told you I would be back for you. | 1.3214 | 0.05906 | 84 | 60 | 21 | 3 |
1235 | You want a piece of wisdom? OK, be one with the ocean. | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
1236 | You didn’t forget to pack fish flakes, did you? | 1.3214 | 0.05906 | 84 | 60 | 21 | 3 |
1237 | I'm a Koi, Roy. | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
1238 | Bill was conflicted. Friend or food? | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
1239 | I did not expect global warming to hit us so hard, buddy, but I think you are safe now | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1240 | Ok I need you to write this down, just received the revelation. | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1241 | Taking phishing to new heights | 1.3208 | 0.06076 | 106 | 81 | 16 | 9 |
1242 | Live in the moment. | 1.3208 | 0.05286 | 106 | 76 | 26 | 4 |
1243 | Halt! Vegans only beyond this point. | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
1244 | Tell me you’re thirsty, without telling me you’re thirsty | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
1245 | Got worms? | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
1246 | So the answer to all this is live in your own bubble | 1.3205 | 0.05623 | 78 | 54 | 23 | 1 |
1247 | I’ll be swimming in the ocean as soon as the sea level gets up here. | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1248 | High Tide Today! | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1249 | This wasn't the kind of gold I was expecting to find at the end of the tunnel. | 1.3200 | 0.06010 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 7 |
1250 | You may find the meaning of life hard to swallow. | 1.3200 | 0.05664 | 100 | 73 | 22 | 5 |
1251 | It is a pot and I am gold so, technically you weren't misled. | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
1252 | The secret of happiness? Fresh water in my bowl. | 1.3200 | 0.05483 | 100 | 72 | 24 | 4 |
1253 | Who were you expecting to see, the Dali Lama? | 1.3200 | 0.06886 | 75 | 56 | 14 | 5 |
1254 | Hey! You’ve been out there. Is the rising sea level getting close yet? | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1255 | You were expecting what? | 1.3200 | 0.06010 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 7 |
1256 | I thought you'd never get here. I need someone to stare at me. | 1.3200 | 0.06886 | 75 | 56 | 14 | 5 |
1257 | After a long search, an intrepid hunter finds the Abominable Goldfish. | 1.3196 | 0.05394 | 97 | 69 | 25 | 3 |
1258 | I shouldn’t have given you a head start! | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
1259 | I can only offer you words of fishdom! | 1.3196 | 0.06139 | 97 | 73 | 17 | 7 |
1260 | Yes, I am the one whom you seek. But you must first bring me goldfish food and a change of water. | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
1261 | You were expecting the Fountain of Youth? | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
1262 | I imagine that right about now you're feeling a little foolish. | 1.3196 | 0.05394 | 97 | 69 | 25 | 3 |
1263 | The bowl is half full. That's as good as it gets these days. | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
1264 | The world is your aquarium. | 1.3191 | 0.06275 | 94 | 71 | 16 | 7 |
1265 | Yes I did use to be a very old man with a beard, but this s my sixth reincarnation. | 1.3191 | 0.05498 | 94 | 67 | 24 | 3 |
1266 | Give a man a fish…. | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
1267 | What are you looking at? It’s salt water | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
1268 | You're here to clean my bowl, right? | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1269 | I hope you got the order right. | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1270 | The moment I realized that I forgot to bring the fish food. | 1.3187 | 0.06608 | 91 | 70 | 13 | 8 |
1271 | Welcome. I'll be your guide on this spelunking tour. | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1272 | ..and then they flushed me, and the next thing you know, "poof!" , I'm up here giving advise to losers like you. | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
1273 | Finally …You’d forget your head if it wasn’t screwed on ! | 1.3187 | 0.06608 | 91 | 70 | 13 | 8 |
1274 | I’ll tell you again, Mike, that woman didn’t need you and I didn’t need that bicycle. | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
1275 | After years of seeking enlightenment Jacque finally meets the true golden idol... | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1276 | Sorry, this VRBO is mine for the week. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1277 | What were you expecting, a yogi? | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1278 | There is no "Grand Purpose", but you did get your steps in. | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1279 | Keep moving, pal. I paid a LOT for this view. | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1280 | Look Jim - I didn't mean to eat our friend. You were away for so long and I ran out of fish food. | 1.3178 | 0.05879 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
1281 | Thou canst not be false to thyself, pilgrim. Please place $100 in my fishbowl and be on your way. | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1282 | Weren't you here 3 seconds ago. | 1.3176 | 0.06528 | 85 | 64 | 15 | 6 |
1283 | Bear Grylls spots dinner | 1.3176 | 0.05849 | 85 | 61 | 21 | 3 |
1284 | How far does one have to go to get some privacy? | 1.3176 | 0.05849 | 85 | 61 | 21 | 3 |
1285 | We need to talk about the cat. | 1.3176 | 0.05849 | 85 | 61 | 21 | 3 |
1286 | Last time I petsit for the local guru. | 1.3176 | 0.06528 | 85 | 64 | 15 | 6 |
1287 | I’m the runner-up prize. That first guy took all the gold. | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
1288 | What? Fish can be sages. | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1289 | The regular guy is working from home today. | 1.3171 | 0.05981 | 82 | 59 | 20 | 3 |
1290 | Congratulations, you have made it to sea level! | 1.3171 | 0.06693 | 82 | 62 | 14 | 6 |
1291 | I hope you remembered to pick up some milk. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1292 | Yeah, so this is fish mountain, not wish mountain. No worries, it happens a lot. | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1293 | I know. Voting is getting harder. | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
1294 | He’s out walking the dog. | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
1295 | You got anything better? | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1296 | Just when you think you’re the first. | 1.3165 | 0.06871 | 79 | 60 | 13 | 6 |
1297 | Don't bother saying it. You forgot my food. | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
1298 | You're looking for a wise old man? Who would be stupid enough to live up here? | 1.3163 | 0.06583 | 98 | 77 | 11 | 10 |
1299 | For some fish food, I'll tell you a great story about how I got here. | 1.3158 | 0.06568 | 95 | 74 | 12 | 9 |
1300 | Worst advice I was ever given? “Dive Right In!” | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
1301 | 'The secret to eternal happiness is to... keep climbing.' | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
1302 | And you're not wearing a mask because...? | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
1303 | I'm a Pisces, you're a Gemini, it'll never work. | 1.3158 | 0.05986 | 76 | 54 | 20 | 2 |
1304 | Two aquariums. One tiny and one much bigger. | 1.3158 | 0.06808 | 76 | 57 | 14 | 5 |
1305 | Hey man, find your own water. | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
1306 | You must be wondering why I’ve brought you here | 1.3152 | 0.05558 | 92 | 66 | 23 | 3 |
1307 | You were expecting maybe Depak Chopra? | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
1308 | They were slightly wrong about the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
1309 | Can you believe this view…Can you believe this view! | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
1310 | Sorry buddy, but they said I couldn’t dump you in the lake when we got tired of cleaning your bowl. | 1.3152 | 0.05769 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 4 |
1311 | Remember to manage your expectations. | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 81 | 20 | 7 |
1312 | As if living in a fishbowl isn't hard enough, now I have to take care of an uninvited guest. | 1.3148 | 0.05204 | 108 | 78 | 26 | 4 |
1313 | It’s about time you got here. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1314 | Make it quick, I have a six second attention span. | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1315 | Do me a favor, and flush me down the toilet next time | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1316 | Did you bring fish food? | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
1317 | I've peed in the water. | 1.3143 | 0.05948 | 105 | 80 | 17 | 8 |
1318 | Spent my entire adult life in the quest to get into a Roz Chast cartoon. Where did I go wrong? | 1.3143 | 0.07207 | 70 | 53 | 12 | 5 |
1319 | Excuse me I’m meditating! | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
1320 | I told the other guys I knew you'd come back"! | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
1321 | Why did I agree to feed my neighbor's fish while they are on vacation? | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1322 | You talkin’ to me? | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1323 | Get a fish they said. They cannot run away they said. | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1324 | No allegory here, Dave | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1325 | Darn, just another phishing scam. | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1326 | You just missed him. He's performing at Coachella tonight. | 1.3137 | 0.05210 | 102 | 73 | 26 | 3 |
1327 | The secret? Don’t be a fish out of water. | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
1328 | I call it glamping. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1329 | Some kind of weird existential metaphor, man. | 1.3134 | 0.06795 | 67 | 49 | 15 | 3 |
1330 | Whaddya mean, the meaning of life is dried crickets? | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1331 | Welcome. You look surprised. | 1.3133 | 0.05920 | 83 | 60 | 20 | 3 |
1332 | You might have splashed around or something when you saw me packing up! | 1.3133 | 0.05667 | 83 | 59 | 22 | 2 |
1333 | After single-handedly climing his way to the top, Brandon finally found himself nearly in reach of his coveted Gold-in-Globe. | 1.3133 | 0.05920 | 83 | 60 | 20 | 3 |
1334 | I hope you brought lunch | 1.3133 | 0.05667 | 83 | 59 | 22 | 2 |
1335 | Swami, swimmi, you take what you can get. | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1336 | What were you expecting - a bowl of cherries? | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1337 | Here you are | 1.3133 | 0.06841 | 83 | 64 | 12 | 7 |
1338 | My bowl is filled with hikers' tears. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1339 | Do not wish to be all seeing in your next incarnation. | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
1340 | A sunny pleasure-dome with fish of gold! | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1341 | It's about time you Amazon people got here with my fish food order. | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
1342 | Better late then never. | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
1343 | I'm not the type of pot of gold you were hoping to find up here? | 1.3125 | 0.06057 | 80 | 58 | 19 | 3 |
1344 | Just tell them we met at a carnival. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1345 | Careful, the air is pretty thin up here. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1346 | The answer is water. | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1347 | The Old Wiseman has gone for coffee. Need any fishy advice? | 1.3118 | 0.05508 | 93 | 67 | 23 | 3 |
1348 | I was expecting a pot of gold | 1.3118 | 0.05508 | 93 | 67 | 23 | 3 |
1349 | Sorry for making you wait out here, Goldie. You know we can’t trust Tabby when I have to go to the dentist. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1350 | And that's when Bob realized altitude sickness was setting in | 1.3118 | 0.06483 | 93 | 72 | 13 | 8 |
1351 | I’d offer you some water but I just pooped in it. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1352 | well, it's about time; I haven't eaten in days! | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
1353 | In Peter's mind there were two possibilities...Wise old fish of the mountain top or sushi. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1354 | The meaning of life is getting a steady supply of fish food flakes. | 1.3117 | 0.05921 | 77 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
1355 | putting you back, now that the pandemic is over | 1.3117 | 0.05921 | 77 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
1356 | Don’t even THINK about it. | 1.3113 | 0.05899 | 106 | 81 | 17 | 8 |
1357 | What took you so long? I'm hungry! | 1.3113 | 0.05899 | 106 | 81 | 17 | 8 |
1358 | I told you I would leave if you kept that annoying cat around.” | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
1359 | Ah! The pot of gold......fish. | 1.3111 | 0.05619 | 90 | 65 | 22 | 3 |
1360 | I found enlightenment. Now I want a pink castle. | 1.3111 | 0.05392 | 90 | 64 | 24 | 2 |
1361 | Bob suddenly realizing he'd never seen a flying fish before. | 1.3111 | 0.06250 | 90 | 68 | 16 | 6 |
1362 | Don’t even think it. | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1363 | No, I’m his receptionist. He has an opening at 2:15 - can you come back then? | 1.3108 | 0.07434 | 74 | 58 | 9 | 7 |
1364 | Don't even think about drinking my bowl water...I'll bite your lips off! | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
1365 | Did you bring the Chardonnay? | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
1366 | Huh, I didn’t think phishing scams would be quite so literal. | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
1367 | Don't tell me they were out of fish food again! | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1368 | What did you expect, a hermit crab? | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1369 | What were you expecting, a guru? | 1.3103 | 0.05498 | 87 | 62 | 23 | 2 |
1370 | Told you I’d get here first. | 1.3103 | 0.05532 | 116 | 88 | 20 | 8 |
1371 | Yeah, ok, I'm not a holy man. You've been catfished. | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
1372 | You made it, traveler. The secret to life is... damn, I forgot. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1373 | You think you had a difficult climb....? | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1374 | Found you! My turn to hide. | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
1375 | GoldFISH in them thar hills. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1376 | Wisdom of the day: Carp-y Diem | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1377 | Bet you didn't know this is where the sewer leads to | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1378 | We’re gonna need a bigger fishbowl. | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1379 | Small world! | 1.3095 | 0.05611 | 84 | 60 | 22 | 2 |
1380 | Hang on ... are you vaccinated? | 1.3095 | 0.05611 | 84 | 60 | 22 | 2 |
1381 | Yo,Sir Hillary. Try doing it in a bowl! | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
1382 | Table for one Sir? | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1383 | Hey, didn’t you get my text?! | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1384 | Alright, alright, alright! | 1.3095 | 0.06770 | 84 | 65 | 12 | 7 |
1385 | I didn't realise that pet sitters covered this area | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1386 | And did this "Plato" leave any fish food outside of the cave? | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1387 | And best of all about this picturesque view—no cats in sight. | 1.3088 | 0.06375 | 68 | 49 | 17 | 2 |
1388 | Sorry. You only get one question. | 1.3088 | 0.06710 | 68 | 50 | 15 | 3 |
1389 | Live every 5 seconds like they are your last. | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
1390 | Ishmaels quest for enlightenment comes to an abrupt end | 1.3088 | 0.07335 | 68 | 52 | 11 | 5 |
1391 | Where's sea-level? | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1392 | I'm not the fish out of water. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1393 | Password? | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1394 | You know, it's been almost 2 billion years since the river deposited me in this bottle. Boy! Can I tell you stories, but I want to speak to an agent first. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1395 | I hope you’ve had time to think about your behavior. | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1396 | For those seeking enlightenment, I am a metaphor - or a practical joke. | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 69 | 21 | 4 |
1397 | I’m going to forget this in about five seconds so go with any story you like | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1398 | Why this? I just got tired of people staring at me all day. | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1399 | It's taken, and where is you mask? | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1400 | The key to happiness? Short memory. | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
1401 | Masks are optional if you're fully vaccinated. | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1402 | The moment of realization that enlightenment was just going to be more trouble than it was worth. | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1403 | Wrong mountain. I'm just a fish." | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
1404 | They call me "Swimmy" — "Swami" is the next cave over. | 1.3077 | 0.07140 | 78 | 61 | 10 | 7 |
1405 | Because the air's so thin I can't make bubbles. | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
1406 | That took longer than 30 minutes. I'm not paying full price for that fish food pizza. | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
1407 | Your last fish food sucked. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1408 | Did you bring along a friend for me? | 1.3077 | 0.05859 | 78 | 56 | 20 | 2 |
1409 | I’m beating the real estate rush before the sea level rises. | 1.3077 | 0.06172 | 65 | 46 | 18 | 1 |
1410 | I found the last fish left in the world | 1.3077 | 0.07140 | 78 | 61 | 10 | 7 |
1411 | When an ordinary man attains knowledge he becomes a sage, but when a sage attains understanding, every so often, he becomes a fish. | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1412 | Thank God for that! I'm dying of thirst. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1413 | Reincarnation problem. Don’t ask. Sill got wisdom and all that, though. | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
1414 | Forget everything you've ever heard about overfeeding goldfish. | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1415 | My advice to you? First, believe everything a ventriloquist's pet fish tells you. | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1416 | You forgot to feed me so many times, I decided to move out. | 1.3068 | 0.06734 | 88 | 69 | 11 | 8 |
1417 | He had read goldfish were an invasive species. | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1418 | Seriously Bob, in this housing market we need to be open minded. | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1419 | There be gold(fish) in them thar hills! | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1420 | Sorry that you had to travel so far, but in this housing market, this was the only place I could afford. | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
1421 | Wadja expect; lobster? | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1422 | I hope you brought some real fish food. The last wisdom seeker just brought some unleavened bread. | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1423 | At least it's not a bear? | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1424 | So, if I understand you correctly, the secret to life is "glub"? | 1.3067 | 0.07096 | 75 | 58 | 11 | 6 |
1425 | I know...it makes no sense to me, either... | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1426 | Sheila? It’s me Rob, from Tinder. | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
1427 | I never imagined that re-finding Nemo was going to be this hard | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1428 | Feed me. | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
1429 | Hope you’re not as hungry as you look! | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
1430 | you’re not very smart, are you | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1431 | Yes, those bones in the cave is Carl… Look, I know, this looks weird but we ran out of food and he got the short straw. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1432 | Hello Frank, I’ve been expecting you | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1433 | Sorry, already booked | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1434 | Welcome to your beginning | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
1435 | If you run away from home one more time…….. | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
1436 | Whatever your question, the answer is ‘Fish Food' | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1437 | Yes, Bob, I too needed a post-pandemic vacation with a mountain view. | 1.3059 | 0.05557 | 85 | 61 | 22 | 2 |
1438 | Tommy discovered that his dying goldish he flushed down the toilet a child, had now become the meaning of life. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1439 | I decided to downsize. | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
1440 | I was hoping for a pot of gold, but whatever. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1441 | Do you have any threes? | 1.3056 | 0.07305 | 72 | 56 | 10 | 6 |
1442 | You don't look too happy to see me John. | 1.3056 | 0.05950 | 108 | 84 | 15 | 9 |
1443 | One of us should live. | 1.3056 | 0.06452 | 72 | 53 | 16 | 3 |
1444 | Sure, I can take your question, as long as it's about water or flake food. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1445 | Life’s secret is not to become a fish out of water. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1446 | You forgot my food? | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1447 | It's not 42? | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
1448 | Don't worry, I'm not invasive. | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
1449 | Just wait 'til you see the paintings. Early ichthyoid! | 1.3049 | 0.06651 | 82 | 63 | 13 | 6 |
1450 | The monk went to the bar. He said he was tired of being in quarantine and left me in charge. What do you want to know? | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
1451 | This is the last time I’ll ever offer to do a guru a favor. | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1452 | Give up? | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
1453 | The answer to it all? Go fish. | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1454 | Excuse me? I’m taking a bath here! | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
1455 | You didn't bring any Things with you, did you? | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1456 | No scaling. | 1.3043 | 0.07242 | 69 | 53 | 11 | 5 |
1457 | Restroom’s around back. AROUND BACK. | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1458 | Turns out the Cat in the Hat has a dark side | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
1459 | I forgot the fish food. | 1.3040 | 0.05108 | 125 | 94 | 24 | 7 |
1460 | I too, am a Pisces. | 1.3039 | 0.06040 | 102 | 79 | 15 | 8 |
1461 | Sorry, wrong cave. I was looking for the hermit crab. | 1.3039 | 0.06040 | 102 | 79 | 15 | 8 |
1462 | So you thought you could move without my knowing, heh | 1.3038 | 0.07059 | 79 | 62 | 10 | 7 |
1463 | I’ve just climbed one big metaphor only to find another, smaller metaphor. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1464 | Enlightenment? That's only on our Premium Health Plan. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1465 | We’re just two lost souls… | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1466 | This isn’t what I had in mind when the guide said I’d be scaling the mountain | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
1467 | I see you took the long way up | 1.3034 | 0.06472 | 89 | 69 | 13 | 7 |
1468 | Dangit, they got me this time, “there is gold in them there hills.” | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
1469 | Well well well, now look who’s getting flushed. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1470 | The answer to life is to only remember back three seconds. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1471 | Well my climb doesn't seem so impressive now. | 1.3034 | 0.06856 | 89 | 71 | 9 | 9 |
1472 | I hope you’re a Pisces… | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1473 | What do you mean? I always come here for the summer. | 1.3034 | 0.05397 | 89 | 64 | 23 | 2 |
1474 | Better than the toilet bowl am I right | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
1475 | It was either scale this mountain or get flushed down the toilet. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1476 | Bet a mountain cave is the last place you thought you'd find Nemo. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1477 | He's at lunch. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1478 | where everyone see a fish, I see water | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
1479 | You really don't want my worldview. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1480 | And here I'd hoped the answer would be a bowl of cherries | 1.3028 | 0.05295 | 109 | 81 | 23 | 5 |
1481 | Let me guess - your office isn’t reopening after all. | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
1482 | I didn't mean it as an insult, I don't have a filter. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1483 | I thought this was Pikes Peak. | 1.3026 | 0.07260 | 76 | 60 | 9 | 7 |
1484 | Living-fish," I presume | 1.3026 | 0.07014 | 76 | 59 | 11 | 6 |
1485 | Fifth grade science class, remember me? | 1.3026 | 0.05929 | 76 | 55 | 19 | 2 |
1486 | Know thyself. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1487 | Fish: Don’t come. Do not come. Man: I’m gonna come. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1488 | Hey ! Even you left Cali huh | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1489 | Brian did not realize the pot of gold would be to this scale as he finally arrived at the end of the rainbow. | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
1490 | Enough of this yoga business, I am here to take you back home! | 1.3026 | 0.05929 | 76 | 55 | 19 | 2 |
1491 | True wisdom comes to those who present their guru with a battery-powered aerator. | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1492 | Great!!! Food & Water!!! | 1.3023 | 0.05503 | 86 | 62 | 22 | 2 |
1493 | You shouldn’t have stopped listening to the guide after hearing the word “gold”? | 1.3023 | 0.06631 | 86 | 67 | 12 | 7 |
1494 | Welcome! As you’ll see, the view was worth my dragging this bowl up with me. | 1.3023 | 0.06631 | 86 | 67 | 12 | 7 |
1495 | I can't tell you the meaning of life, but you can enjoy the view. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1496 | But the Master said, “There’s always a bigger fish” | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1497 | I hope you're aware that it's strictly "catch and release" up here. | 1.3021 | 0.06304 | 96 | 75 | 13 | 8 |
1498 | Infinity is in a drop of water. Don't drown. | 1.3021 | 0.05155 | 96 | 69 | 25 | 2 |
1499 | I hope you remembered the fish flakes this time! | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1500 | Teach a man to fish… | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1501 | On your way back, could you get me one of those cool underwater castles? | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1502 | My wisdom seems a lot more infinite than it really is. | 1.3016 | 0.06649 | 63 | 46 | 15 | 2 |
1503 | I can't believe you didn't bring my little castle. | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1504 | The first step was the hardest. | 1.3014 | 0.07475 | 73 | 58 | 8 | 7 |
1505 | This was a lucky encounter as Jeff was extremely dehydrated. Hopefully the climber had a canteen. | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
1506 | Because caves don't have toilets. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1507 | He’s gone to get some fish food. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1508 | Yes Pilgrim … the Grail you seek is back behind that sacrificial alter thingy … but first, do you have any of the those little pellets? | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1509 | Water is the meaning of life fool. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1510 | You're early! | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1511 | Are you the Amazon delivery driver? I’m almost out of food! | 1.3009 | 0.05745 | 113 | 88 | 16 | 9 |
1512 | Mountaineer selects wrong path. Guru metaphorically directs him to Go Fish. | 1.3000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 58 | 20 | 2 |
1513 | Please tell me you’re a vegetarian | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
1514 | Is this all there is? | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1515 | I'm the gold you're fishing for. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
1516 | I don't give a carp. Get lost, climbin' man! | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
1517 | Thank God you're here. My water needs changing. | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1518 | You thought you were the one who got away | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1519 | It was kind of depressing: Wherever he went he found these abandoned Pandemic Pets. | 1.3000 | 0.07151 | 70 | 54 | 11 | 5 |
1520 | I thought I left it here. | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
1521 | And you thought YOU had a tough climb... | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1522 | After years of exploring the wilderness,David has found the meaning of his last 10 years buying backpacking equipment from Academy: a goldfish. | 1.3000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 58 | 20 | 2 |
1523 | Darn. Thought you were Amazon. | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
1524 | Welcome! I'm the idiom you came to escape | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1525 | Don't tell me you forget the little plastic castle. | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
1526 | Have some fun before you become a floater." | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1527 | '42!' The damned answer is '42!' | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
1528 | What kept you? | 1.3000 | 0.05880 | 70 | 50 | 19 | 1 |
1529 | Suspend your disbelief. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1530 | You expected a lamp” | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
1531 | Why didn’t you take the elevator? | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
1532 | The Beta fish: social distancing before it was cool | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1533 | Darn! The old legend said a pot of gold. | 1.2990 | 0.05112 | 97 | 70 | 25 | 2 |
1534 | The answer to life? Float above it. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1535 | What’s more surprising - a fish bowl on a mountain top or a talking fish? | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
1536 | It was then that Chad realized that “El pez Dorado” did not mean “The Lost City of Gold.” | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1537 | Hi! I would really like a forever home. | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
1538 | Fascinating to be in water and above sea level at the same time! | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1539 | Will grant enlightenment for fish flakes | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
1540 | Welcome back John! You can start by bringing me up to speed on the sea level rising issue. | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
1541 | Don't you dare complain about lunch being late! Didn't I warn you that there are trade-offs moving to a place with a spectacular view? | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1542 | The path to enlightenment? Fuhgettaboutit. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1543 | Remember, a flush is only a temporary state. | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1544 | It's a long story. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1545 | I came here for secluded sunsets, and you're ruining it. | 1.2987 | 0.05566 | 77 | 55 | 21 | 1 |
1546 | It's cherries. Sorry, I ate them! | 1.2985 | 0.06385 | 67 | 49 | 16 | 2 |
1547 | Sorry, I meant to say get the flakes in the BLUE bottle. | 1.2985 | 0.06385 | 67 | 49 | 16 | 2 |
1548 | Say what you need to say but know I’ll forget you in 10 seconds. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1549 | Only one of us is getting out of here alive. | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1550 | Technically Carassius Auratus, but you can call me 'Bubbles' " | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1551 | Were you expecting a yeti? | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
1552 | He then realized everything he had worked for in life was carp. | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
1553 | Feel like you’re going in circles? | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
1554 | Welcome,Grasshopper! You have mastered the third level! | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1555 | You can have a drink if you keep your teeth clenched. | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1556 | Congratulations human. Go on; make your wish. | 1.2976 | 0.06728 | 84 | 66 | 11 | 7 |
1557 | Bubbles the goldfish, once again, beats all comers to the summit! | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1558 | It really is a small world after all. | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1559 | Don’t succumb to your desire to drink. Instead focus on…um… hey look at that condor over there! | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1560 | Not exactly the pot of gold I have been searching for | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1561 | You win! You can choose me or a stuffed animal. | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1562 | Holy sh*t! A goldfish! | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1563 | I'm working remotely. | 1.2973 | 0.05685 | 74 | 53 | 20 | 1 |
1564 | They keep sending new guys to change my water. | 1.2973 | 0.05685 | 74 | 53 | 20 | 1 |
1565 | I need my water changed. | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
1566 | ... and yet sadly, in the years to come the gold fish would not be able to remember beating Hillary up the mountain. | 1.2973 | 0.07130 | 74 | 58 | 10 | 6 |
1567 | ‘’ Don’t panic, this just means the ayahuasca is working ’’ | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
1568 | So this is how you avoid wearing a mask? | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
1569 | Ted Lasso was right. Be the Goldfish. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1570 | He's on vacation, but I can help you. By the way, do you happen to have any fish food, he's been gone for a week. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1571 | Stay in school. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1572 | Of course the Universe is a fish bowl! What did you think--a terrarium? | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1573 | Sorry, I’m thirsty! | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1574 | Why do men climb mountains? | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
1575 | This is a little fishy | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1576 | Is this what they mean by high seas? | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1577 | Don’t worry little buddy, I’m fully vaccinated. | 1.2963 | 0.05678 | 81 | 59 | 20 | 2 |
1578 | Don't worry, I will Save you.! | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1579 | Thank goodness,I can fill my canteen! | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1580 | AND, YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS HARD ? | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1581 | I got here first. I win! | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1582 | The wind is really picking up! | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1583 | Carp diem. | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
1584 | Oh, there you are Barbara! | 1.2958 | 0.05812 | 71 | 51 | 19 | 1 |
1585 | They said there was gold in them there hills... | 1.2958 | 0.07062 | 71 | 55 | 11 | 5 |
1586 | Fish again! | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
1587 | I'll bet you thought you'd never see me again after flushing that toilet. | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
1588 | These carnival games are getting harder. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
1589 | You have done well to make it this far. For your next trial you must remember to clean my bowl once a week. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
1590 | well what did you expect | 1.2955 | 0.05399 | 88 | 64 | 22 | 2 |
1591 | You cannot choose your bowl, but you can choose the direction you swim. | 1.2955 | 0.05399 | 88 | 64 | 22 | 2 |
1592 | I don't know if I'm seeing things or you are. | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
1593 | He's in the back. For God's sake don't bring up politics! | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1594 | Yes, I'm the bowl of goldfish at the end of the trek. | 1.2955 | 0.06695 | 88 | 70 | 10 | 8 |
1595 | It was you all along... | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1596 | You’re back! | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1597 | Herby, this is the last time I’m going to rescue you. | 1.2951 | 0.06335 | 61 | 44 | 16 | 1 |
1598 | Me too, because it was there. | 1.2949 | 0.06854 | 78 | 61 | 11 | 6 |
1599 | I know what you're thinking: "Something seems fishy...." | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1600 | This is not what I expected when I was told that there was gold at the end of this journey. | 1.2949 | 0.05508 | 78 | 56 | 21 | 1 |
1601 | Step-off. | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1602 | I said the kids would love a dog, she said no it has to be this particular goldfish. | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1603 | The good news is, we seem to have plateaued. | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1604 | A goldfish’s memory is 10sec” ~ Ted Lasso meaning you will have forgotten how hard the journey was getting to the top. Now you can focus on being where you are. | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1605 | Can you tell me when is high tide? | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1606 | Think of me as a white whale, but for hikers. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1607 | Same here -- I came to escape. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1608 | The Answer is: I had a guy bring me up here. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1609 | I looked everywhere for you! . | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1610 | There's goldfish in them there hills | 1.2941 | 0.05246 | 85 | 61 | 23 | 1 |
1611 | No, Gurudude's in Maui. I'm just house sitting. | 1.2941 | 0.06306 | 68 | 50 | 16 | 2 |
1612 | My liquidity has caved. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1613 | I knew the meaning of life three seconds ago. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1614 | Did you bring flakes? | 1.2941 | 0.05246 | 85 | 61 | 23 | 1 |
1615 | You wouldn't by any chance have one of those little ceramic castles with you, would you? | 1.2941 | 0.06306 | 68 | 50 | 16 | 2 |
1616 | Your subscription to The New Yorker will expire in 7 months. We need your renewal confirmation RIGHT NOW! | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1617 | Welcome to my pied-à-terre. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1618 | I told you I'd come back for you! | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1619 | Your accomplishment is impressive too. | 1.2935 | 0.06286 | 92 | 72 | 13 | 7 |
1620 | I promised I would release you into the wild | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1621 | It’s too late, David. I’ve seen it all and I’m not coming home. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1622 | I heard goldfish were an invasive species, but I didn't think it was this bad... | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1623 | The Meaning of Life? Fish gotta' swim. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1624 | I'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1625 | I knew there was something fishy | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1626 | Meaning of life? No clue, but I'll perform a card trick for your troubles. | 1.2929 | 0.05026 | 99 | 72 | 25 | 2 |
1627 | Climate change. | 1.2927 | 0.05620 | 82 | 60 | 20 | 2 |
1628 | I was planning to self isolate, but I see you have beaten me to it. | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1629 | Well, at least I won the carnival game. | 1.2927 | 0.07257 | 82 | 67 | 6 | 9 |
1630 | Scavenger Hunt... 2020 edition. | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1631 | I hope the fish food you brought is vegan. | 1.2923 | 0.06837 | 65 | 49 | 13 | 3 |
1632 | Seriously? You came all this way just to meet a talking goldfish? | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1633 | Don’t be so surprised - millions of years ago, this was just an ocean bed | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1634 | I knew the meaning of life but I forgot it. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1635 | You are our 435th visitor today | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1636 | I’m out of my element, but at least I took the high ground. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1637 | Perfect, water and a snack. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1638 | What a relief! I thought you had been flushed! | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1639 | What? You were expecting some old hippie in a robe? Whatever. Anyway, that's the meaning of life. And, feed the fish. | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1640 | I forgot | 1.2917 | 0.06976 | 72 | 56 | 11 | 5 |
1641 | I hope the trip to go back for my water conditioner wasn't too inconvenient! | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1642 | Look, I ain’t the Dalai Lama, but I do operate a global non-profit think tank. | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
1643 | So you know, I'm not into sharing. | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
1644 | I'm the Friday special. | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
1645 | Oh, do you mean the old hermit crab that used to live here? | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
1646 | No, I definitely said latte WITH soy milk... | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1647 | Well, that certainly isn’t the kind of gold I was expecting. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1648 | This is not the pot of gold I was expecting. | 1.2913 | 0.05955 | 103 | 81 | 14 | 8 |
1649 | Larry discovers the meaning of everything is actually not a big deal. | 1.2913 | 0.05955 | 103 | 81 | 14 | 8 |
1650 | Please tell me you packed fish food. | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
1651 | I guess I don't have the right address | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1652 | There is something fishy about this " Stairway To Heaven " thing . | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1653 | For all your climbing, happiness was in your own bowl all along. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1654 | Yes, the altitude stunted my growth. | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1655 | Are you asking what took me so long? | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1656 | FYI- I peed in here. | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1657 | The meaning of life is… the meaning of life is… | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1658 | If you say there's something fishy about this cave, I will kill you. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1659 | Believe me, the sea level will not rise this high. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1660 | I changed my mind. I want the extra-crispy fish food. Can you go back? | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1661 | So that's where you were hiding. | 1.2907 | 0.05196 | 86 | 62 | 23 | 1 |
1662 | Sorry sir,you must wear a mask to enter | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1663 | The meaning of life -- ? You might as well ask how any of us got here. | 1.2903 | 0.06660 | 62 | 46 | 14 | 2 |
1664 | It gives new meaning to the idea of "going for the gold." | 1.2903 | 0.07411 | 62 | 48 | 10 | 4 |
1665 | No, I'm a goldfish, what do I know? | 1.2903 | 0.06250 | 62 | 45 | 16 | 1 |
1666 | Hi stranger. My name is 'Wanda'" | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
1667 | You should have suspected there was something fishy when they told you that you would find a Gold Mine up here. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1668 | What? You were expecting a burning bush? | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1669 | Told you I’d beat you up here…. Now give me my twenty bucks. | 1.2900 | 0.04984 | 100 | 73 | 25 | 2 |
1670 | You must be the beta tester. | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
1671 | I forgot to bring fish food | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1672 | I’m quarantined. What are YOU doing here? | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
1673 | I knew I left you somewhere. | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1674 | Came for the solitude...but stayed for the thin air. | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
1675 | Yep, the source of all happiness is to stay in your frikin bowl. | 1.2895 | 0.05869 | 76 | 56 | 18 | 2 |
1676 | The greatest enlightenment is to laugh at yourself. | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1677 | Nemo! | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1678 | The meaning of existence is . . . Ichthyology. | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
1679 | I'm not the vessel your looking for... | 1.2895 | 0.05869 | 76 | 56 | 18 | 2 |
1680 | We meet at last, Sir Edmund. | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1681 | The secret to life is a goldfish bowl...I think...well I'm not really sure because I am limited to circular reasoning. | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1682 | Don't try to be Koi with me! | 1.2892 | 0.06534 | 83 | 65 | 12 | 6 |
1683 | Okay, here it is: Am I the cause of climate change? Do I start pointless wars? Stop evolving. | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1684 | They call me Swimmy Swami. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1685 | Catch-and-Release is the path to true happiness. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1686 | As a guru all I do is remind people that at least they’re not confined to a bowl. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1687 | While you may find "Nemo" you may not possess "Nemo." | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1688 | I thought the ocean would look bigger from here. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1689 | I even gave you a head start and I still beat your anthropoid ass. | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1690 | I knew I would find you here | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1691 | Reads one too many articles about incorporating exercise into daily chores. | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1692 | Curses, they said I'd find gold and all I get is a fish yapping something about 'three wishes'! | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1693 | Finally. I was beginning to feel I should have called Grubhub. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1694 | You didn’t happen to see a guy with a can of fish food on your way up, did you? | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1695 | The secret to a happy existence is having your water changed every three days. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1696 | Need a drink? | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1697 | The secret of life? That's the other mountain. This one's for the secret of keeping your kid's goldfish alive longer than a week. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1698 | It's solitary, but I still feel like I'm in a fishbowl. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1699 | Welcome to the Water Reclamation Office. How can we not help you?" #newyorkercartoon | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1700 | I told you baby, there ain’t no mountain high enough. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1701 | Turn round and you will behold all the kingdoms of the world. I will give you all their authority and splendor, if you will but worship me. The last guy refused, but I've got a good feeling about you. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
1702 | You have reached the gold at the end of the rainbow. | 1.2887 | 0.06035 | 97 | 76 | 14 | 7 |
1703 | Amenities? Well, let's start with 360-degree views and a private infinity pool. | 1.2887 | 0.06035 | 97 | 76 | 14 | 7 |
1704 | I don’t know why people complain about high altitude, I feel great! | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
1705 | Weren’t you here 3 minutes ago? | 1.2881 | 0.06419 | 59 | 43 | 15 | 1 |
1706 | I dunno. Who feeds you? | 1.2879 | 0.06392 | 66 | 49 | 15 | 2 |
1707 | Help—I don’t want to die here! | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
1708 | What'd you expect for $10? Lobster? | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
1709 | You're probably thinking that you are hallucinating from the altitude... | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
1710 | This was still easier than that ping pong ball thing at the fair. | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
1711 | Sorry dude. Richard Branson got here first. | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
1712 | They kept saying I wasn’t the only fish in the sea, so I became the only fish on the mountain. | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
1713 | Do you have a permit for that water? | 1.2877 | 0.05335 | 73 | 52 | 21 | 0 |
1714 | I’ve been wading. | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
1715 | NYC: 2099 5th floor wall up with a water view | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
1716 | The "California Gold Rush" should have been more specific! | 1.2875 | 0.05680 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
1717 | Relax, it's the circle of life... | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
1718 | Are you the DoorDash Mr. Yeti ordered? | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1719 | Sushi restaurants are everywhere these days. | 1.2875 | 0.05680 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
1720 | Go fish” they sai | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1721 | Grubhub order for fishfood...right? | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1722 | Congratulations. You have now successfully completed step #2. | 1.2874 | 0.06521 | 87 | 69 | 11 | 7 |
1723 | Sorry, I’m just the house sitter. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1724 | Aren’t you going to ask me how I got here? | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1725 | This was not the first time that he had been catfished, but something told him this would probably be the last. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1726 | You were expecting Jaws? | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1727 | Fina… WHAT? THIS is the final prize?! | 1.2869 | 0.04725 | 122 | 91 | 27 | 4 |
1728 | I know it’s a little fishy, but sometimes life has no immediate explanations. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
1729 | I've adapted to climate change. | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
1730 | If you carry me down to the the river I promise to show you all the great fishing spots. | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
1731 | Is there a certain magic phrase or place to touch the bowl? | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
1732 | You were expecting maybe Charlie the Tuna? | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1733 | Goddam it, the rental ad said no pets! | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1734 | You must think beyond the bowl, my son. | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
1735 | Did you bring my Door Dash dinner order? | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
1736 | The secret of life? Sorry - I’ve forgotten. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
1737 | Hey, scram, Mr. Hiker! I feel like I’m in a fishbowl! | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1738 | What did you bring me? | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
1739 | I am not going back with you, Dave! I like it here. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1740 | It's hard to breath up here, isn't it? | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1741 | What was the question, again? | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1742 | Not one more step until I see your water bottle! | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1743 | The hiker was parched, and the fish hadn’t tasted human flesh in nearly a week. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1744 | Just checking - were you here 10 seconds ago? | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1745 | This cave is taken, try the one next door. | 1.2857 | 0.06569 | 63 | 47 | 14 | 2 |
1746 | Where’s your mask? | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1747 | Oh course I will tell you the meaning of life. First, add water. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1748 | Welcome to the Hard Rock Café sir, is this a party of one? | 1.2857 | 0.07377 | 70 | 56 | 8 | 6 |
1749 | If don't have food, take a hike. | 1.2857 | 0.05507 | 84 | 62 | 20 | 2 |
1750 | Herb was always into fishing in the remotest spots. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1751 | Self reflections from a fish bowl. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1752 | I am your answer” | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
1753 | Can you feed my fish while I’m out? | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
1754 | This is the last time I promise to take care of your fish | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
1755 | That’s it Goldie. No more off leash for you | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1756 | Help! The bear is hibernating and said I’d be the first thing she eats when she wakes up! | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1757 | I’ve seen weirder things in San Francisco. | 1.2857 | 0.06306 | 91 | 72 | 12 | 7 |
1758 | This is water. This is water. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1759 | Okay, before you say anything, just turn around and take in that view! | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 78 | 24 | 3 |
1760 | Yes, I am the gold fish. Why? | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1761 | Remember me? I'm the guy you flushed last year. | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
1762 | At last! It's so lonely at the top! | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
1763 | Your fishing license is no good here. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
1764 | Goldfish? Where’s the lama?!? | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
1765 | This is the most extreme game of “go fish”! | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
1766 | Nemo? No one here by that name. | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
1767 | Wait! I thought Dori was with you. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1768 | Hope you are just thirsting for knowledge! | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1769 | Ahh, sushi! | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1770 | You want answers? I want food. Here’s my list: Bright Farms vegan fish flakes, unsalted; Ryosan seaweed, the smooth kind, no bumps; Blackie’s FishBro Biscuits, guaranteed not to disintegrate in water… hey, you getting this? | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1771 | Climb every mountain; swim every fishbowl... | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1772 | I guess even here you can feel like you're living in a gold fish bowl. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1773 | No, you were supposed to turn LEFT at the gas station | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1774 | Not exactly here. You have to descend about two miles, and then follow the old sheep trail. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1775 | Your probably wondering how I got up here? Have a seat, it’s a cute story. | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
1776 | Move over, backpack. You’re ruining my view. | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1777 | The secret to life? Live it 10 seconds at a time | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1778 | True, it's life in a fish bowl, but you can't beat the view. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
1779 | You again. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
1780 | Did you bring a change of water? | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
1781 | No, you can't have a sip of my water. | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
1782 | When an internet first date goes wrong. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
1783 | What drought ? | 1.2838 | 0.07075 | 74 | 59 | 9 | 6 |
1784 | Wrong cave, enlightenment one peak over. | 1.2838 | 0.07075 | 74 | 59 | 9 | 6 |
1785 | All of life is…what was I saying? | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
1786 | If you seek the secret to life, I forgot it. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
1787 | Enough with the meditation, I'm taking you home. | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
1788 | The truth is…you’re in a bowl too Todd. | 1.2838 | 0.05616 | 74 | 54 | 19 | 1 |
1789 | Well, you found the fish, now make your wish. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
1790 | And will that be a table for one? | 1.2833 | 0.06330 | 60 | 44 | 15 | 1 |
1791 | I heard she lays golden eggs | 1.2833 | 0.07167 | 60 | 46 | 11 | 3 |
1792 | True, but at least I know my limits. | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
1793 | Yes Johnny, the meaning of life IS a little bit fishy. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
1794 | I thought I flushed you… you look good. Trail mix? | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
1795 | How did you swim to the top? | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
1796 | Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you feed him for his life time. Climb a mountain and find fish, be very disappointed.” | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
1797 | Unfortunately, I now realize that it would have been easier to have just flushed him down the toilet. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1798 | Ha Ha, beat you, slowpoke! | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1799 | You forgot to feed me again. And you left the oven on. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
1800 | I'm sorry Thomas, but your Guru is on another mountain | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
1801 | OK, I get it. Isolated. Now what? | 1.2821 | 0.05443 | 78 | 57 | 20 | 1 |
1802 | Are you pescatarian? | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1803 | What's a guy gotta do to stay out of sight? | 1.2821 | 0.06803 | 78 | 62 | 10 | 6 |
1804 | Congratulations! Win one more and you can trade up for a medium-sized stuffed animal. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1805 | How could you possibly take anything I say seriously? | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1806 | Fishy. What's fishy? | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1807 | You've flushed my relatives and you want the meaning of life from me! | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
1808 | Go ahead. Ask me anything. I'm no fluke. | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
1809 | Please be sure to stay 6 ft away. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1810 | That depends on who’s asking. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1811 | …so that’s why my podcast sounds like I’m recording from a fishbowl. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1812 | At last, the pot of gold...fish! | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
1813 | Try living your life in a fishbowl. But pick a scenic location. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
1814 | I hope you're a vegan. | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
1815 | I suppose this is better than getting flushed, thank you for your kindness | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
1816 | Carl paused in that fleeting moment knowing his acomplishment would soon be forgotten. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1817 | Did you remember the food this time? | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1818 | You forgot the fish food, right? | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
1819 | I can't carry it down -- gave my right arm to get to the top. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1820 | Sink or Swim is my motto | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1821 | Look at that, a climber… look at that, a climber… | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1822 | Meeting Goldy | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1823 | This geocache is not quite what I was expecting | 1.2809 | 0.05051 | 89 | 65 | 23 | 1 |
1824 | Eat or drink first? | 1.2807 | 0.07818 | 57 | 45 | 8 | 4 |
1825 | Consider this your first bit of enlightenment. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1826 | She's out. | 1.2805 | 0.06556 | 82 | 65 | 11 | 6 |
1827 | Nemo. What's yours? | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1828 | You brought the fish food, right? | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1829 | I'm prepared for global warming. Are you? | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
1830 | Oh my god, it’s Jeff Besos! | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1831 | The entire mountain and you had to find a peak with steps? | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1832 | Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations" | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1833 | What, you haven't seen a gurufish before? | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1834 | Sorry, wrong mountain. | 1.2805 | 0.06556 | 82 | 65 | 11 | 6 |
1835 | Any chance I can get a ride when you head back down? You’d really be helping me out of a jam. | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
1836 | Oxygen in the water? At this altitude? | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1837 | You came back! | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1838 | Weren't you here yesterday? | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1839 | I’m the only gold in this cave | 1.2800 | 0.05554 | 75 | 55 | 19 | 1 |
1840 | I prefer flakes to pellets. | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
1841 | As you swim through life, don’t forget to stop and smell the seaweed. | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
1842 | I knew you’d come back for me. | 1.2800 | 0.05554 | 75 | 55 | 19 | 1 |
1843 | The meaning of life? I'll tell you that after you take me to the spawning beds. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1844 | This pet sitting gig is just not worth it. | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
1845 | Cavemen have pet goldfish? | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1846 | Of course Jeffrey was excited to see his old pal Gill again, but he was even more distraught knowing his mother had lied about his whereabouts all these years… | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
1847 | You were expecting maybe some old dude sitting criss-cross applesauce?" | 1.2800 | 0.05554 | 75 | 55 | 19 | 1 |
1848 | Okay, now we just need to do the "Valley Low" and "River Wide" parts.. | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
1849 | Getting down is mandatory, apparently. | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
1850 | You’re here for the Phish concert? Ah good, you got my email. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1851 | So glad you're here. Could you please change the water? | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1852 | I had a feeling this was the wrong end of the rainbow. | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
1853 | The secret? Vodka! | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
1854 | Oh crap, you look thirsty | 1.2794 | 0.05869 | 68 | 50 | 17 | 1 |
1855 | Oh great, doesn’t he know there are more fish in the sea? | 1.2794 | 0.07509 | 68 | 55 | 7 | 6 |
1856 | Please, you never saw me, alright? | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1857 | From the bottom of the sea to the top f the mountain, I'm at your service. | 1.2794 | 0.05869 | 68 | 50 | 17 | 1 |
1858 | Thank God you're here. They told the children I was sent to a farm upstate. | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
1859 | That's not the kind of gold I was expecting in these hills. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1860 | ... Polo! | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1861 | Forget your altitude sickness, Eloise, I've brought your food." | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1862 | Don’t ever run away from home again! | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
1863 | I am just filling in for the other guy. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1864 | What have we done to the ocean? | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1865 | Don’t go anywhere. I’ll be right back. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1866 | You will never find enlightenment by asking a goldfish. Have you tried meditation? | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1867 | What's a fish gotta do to get some privacy? | 1.2785 | 0.05075 | 79 | 57 | 22 | 0 |
1868 | where's your mask, blockhead? | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1869 | Looks like Rob will get a little fishing in after all. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1870 | I hope you brought some fishfood. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1871 | What’s the big deal? I’m an invasive species. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1872 | Sorry, find your own bowl. | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1873 | If someone yodels, I'm doomed. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1874 | A lot has happened since I flushed you… | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1875 | Food for thought in exchange for some food pellets. | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
1876 | Thank god, a glass of water…a snack too! | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1877 | He's in the back making avocado toast. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1878 | I came all this way to escape the office fishbowl! | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
1879 | Oh, really. YOU want to know the meaning of life. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
1880 | Be fully present in your own space. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1881 | Who did you expect, Yoda? | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
1882 | I think I'm about to find out what it's like to be a fish out of water. | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
1883 | Did you bring the algae wafers? | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1884 | Sometimes you need to travel far to discover that there is no place like home. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
1885 | I ordered organic duckweed. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1886 | Uber? | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1887 | Gone Fishing | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1888 | The secret to eternal life? Keep you gills moving | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
1889 | This is the residence of Alex Honnold and you, sir, are trespassing. | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
1890 | It started out as a school prank. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1891 | Didn't you hear that you can suffer hallucinations (and not garner eternal wisdom) from cerebral hypoxemia at high altitudes, or am I a talking fish? | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1892 | They said you'd be here in 30 minutes or less. | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
1893 | My philosophy- don't be coy. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
1894 | Thank goodness you aren’t Elaine, and this isn’t a parking garage | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1895 | wow, BlubHub really delivers this far, huh | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
1896 | What the 2021 dating reality of “plenty of fish in the sea” feels like | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
1897 | Where's the damn fish-flakes? | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1898 | I climbed all this way for a fish!?! | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
1899 | The secret of life is not to forget the water…! | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1900 | Not what you expected, right? | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1901 | Irving was both disheartened and disillusioned when he finally discovered the purpose of life. | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
1902 | You didn’t think I’d still be here, did you. | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
1903 | How did you beat me to the top!? | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1904 | Not one step closer unless you're vaccinated! | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
1905 | Just when I thought I had a day alone..... | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
1906 | Stay! | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
1907 | Funny you should ask. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
1908 | Your safe now, I've been vaccinated! | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
1909 | Do not be afraid. I'm simply a town piranha. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
1910 | Welcome. We are preparing your bowl now. | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
1911 | NO! What are you doing here ?! | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
1912 | I got more fish to fry. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
1913 | I guess it really is lonely at the top. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
1914 | He's back there lying down. Vertigo. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
1915 | I hate to admit it, but I ate the other passengers to survive. | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
1916 | What do you mean you don't remember how you got up here? | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
1917 | It’s the only one bedroom with a view I could afford. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
1918 | This shade is taken | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
1919 | Just one little sip? | 1.2763 | 0.05493 | 76 | 56 | 19 | 1 |
1920 | You can leave me here and go but understand that this isn’t over Ted. | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
1921 | Wishing you had more oxygen? Same. | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
1922 | Hey, Boss! Come and pay the fish food delivery guy, okay? | 1.2759 | 0.05089 | 87 | 64 | 22 | 1 |
1923 | Remember the ping-pong ball toss from the school fair 30 years ago? I do. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
1924 | You can thank me for carving these steps on my way up here | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
1925 | It's that damn Cat In the Hat's fault. Couldn't he think of another word that rhymes with fountain? | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
1926 | Yeah well, I still haven't found what I'm looking for either... | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
1927 | Hey, little fella, are you lost? | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1928 | Never leave your bubble. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1929 | Move along - nothing to see here. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1930 | I tell you now, the purpose of humanity is to keep the water fresh and don't over feed. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1931 | We're like SeaWorld, but relatively more ethical. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1932 | Tell them I’m somewhere between wild caught and farmed raised. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1933 | 'You are safe here' | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
1934 | Not exactly what you were expecting, huh? | 1.2750 | 0.05329 | 80 | 59 | 20 | 1 |
1935 | Okay, that’s the last time we went for a walk off leash. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
1936 | the medium is the message, right | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1937 | Scale the what? | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1938 | Don't even think about drinking this water. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1939 | Hey! I knew you’d come back for me! | 1.2750 | 0.05329 | 80 | 59 | 20 | 1 |
1940 | It wasn't easy. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
1941 | Fi*h! I forgot my mask! | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
1942 | I told my owner once sea levels rise this area will be up-and-coming. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1943 | I wondered where you went. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1944 | Nevermind. I'll just Google it. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1945 | I suppose if you have live in a goldfish bowl, this is a good place to do it. | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
1946 | If this is the meaning of life, it is very fishy! | 1.2745 | 0.05054 | 102 | 77 | 22 | 3 |
1947 | You were expecting maybe a Monkfish? | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
1948 | Enlightenment?...no, sorry, the're two caves over. | 1.2742 | 0.07333 | 62 | 49 | 9 | 4 |
1949 | It's been two days I ordered fish flakes and I see that's not a food delivery backpack... | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
1950 | The moment Bill realized the farm his parents told him about was a lie. | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
1951 | The guru is in the next cave. I'm the fugu. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
1952 | Isn't it a long climb to come look for a pet? | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
1953 | You'll never guess where the dog you "sent to the farm to live" ended up. | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
1954 | Let me guess...you were expecting to find a different "pot of gold" eh? | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
1955 | « Welcome, if you can see me it only means that you’re really high buddy. » | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
1956 | Did you remember my cigarettes? | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
1957 | I knew that answer three seconds ago. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1958 | Good news! I got vaccinated. Our need for social distancing is over. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1959 | It's no use climbing up here to escape the goldfish bowl. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1960 | Wrong mountaintop. I cover the meaning of phish. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1961 | Something's Fishy! | 1.2738 | 0.06416 | 84 | 67 | 11 | 6 |
1962 | I live in a fishbowl….What would I know about the meaning of life? | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1963 | Oh good, just what I wanted to buy and in stock. | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
1964 | I knew there was something fishy about the route Google maps told me to take. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1965 | So, Agent Hardcastle, we meet again." | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
1966 | Get down from there! There's plenty more fish in the sea. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
1967 | It's about time! My water needs changing. | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
1968 | Oh, thank God--for a moment there I thought you were the cat. | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
1969 | Dried shrimp first. My answer second. | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
1970 | Don't tell me you're here looking for answers!! | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
1971 | What? You were expecting dry humor. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1972 | The "Meaning of Life" is two mountains over. I'm just waiting for the guy that changes the water. | 1.2727 | 0.06410 | 88 | 71 | 10 | 7 |
1973 | That's one small step for man, one great leap for fishkind. | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1974 | The Ten Commandments are two stories up. | 1.2727 | 0.05433 | 77 | 57 | 19 | 1 |
1975 | CHANGE MY WATER!!! | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1976 | As the last man on earth, I'll return you, the last fish to the sea. Try to do better after you wriggle back on dry land. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
1977 | Did you remember to get milk? | 1.2727 | 0.06827 | 77 | 62 | 9 | 6 |
1978 | James realized at the very end of his expedition that the trail sign "Journey to Enlightenfish" was not, infact, a typo. | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
1979 | It’s not bowl size, but location. | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
1980 | Plenty of fish in the sea is too mainstream | 1.2727 | 0.05931 | 66 | 49 | 16 | 1 |
1981 | . How did you get here so quickly? | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
1982 | So this is where you went off too after I flushed you. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1983 | No Mr Darwin, this is not about the survival of fittest !!! | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
1984 | If you're looking for answers, you came to the wrong cave my friend. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
1985 | I knew this hike seemed a little fishy. | 1.2727 | 0.05931 | 66 | 49 | 16 | 1 |
1986 | Jeff was excited to finally meet Wanda for a post-quarantine hiking date. He hoped their mutual love of open water swimming and disgust of tartar sauce was enough for her to meet him, even though they had never shared photos. | 1.2727 | 0.07337 | 66 | 53 | 8 | 5 |
1987 | Sorry, the toilet's broken. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1988 | Goldie, here. And you would be...? | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1989 | Wow, it really is half empty. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1990 | Aww Snap! I thought Berger said “pot of GOLD” | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1991 | He's out. Can you come back tomorrow? | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
1992 | “Hidden gold assured the treasure map guy said to me.” | 1.2716 | 0.05274 | 81 | 60 | 20 | 1 |
1993 | You gotta stop thinking of yourself as an eagle. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1994 | You forgot to feed me. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1995 | Now it's your turn to hide. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1996 | I'm the betta app. Please submit your rating after your interaction. | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
1997 | I always thought 'Little Fish Peak' was named for its shape. | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
1998 | The expedition of a lifetime weirdly felt similar to a fish living in a bowl. No purpose, just going round and round. | 1.2716 | 0.06576 | 81 | 65 | 10 | 6 |
1999 | I’m vaccinated now Bob, quarantine os over. Let’s go back home. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2000 | Love it when my pet wags it’s tail the minute I was through the door. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2001 | Water is life. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2002 | Meaning of life? Simple. More water, less sand. | 1.2714 | 0.05727 | 70 | 52 | 17 | 1 |
2003 | Would you mind turning me around, I get pretty tired of this view and did you bring me anything to eat, I’m starving. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2004 | Uh sorry, I don't remember your question. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2005 | I'm the gold standard of gurus! | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2006 | You must go home and find the happiness you seek within yourself. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2007 | I’ve been up here for years, and now I finally have some company. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2008 | Sorry...the Hermit Crab lives in the next cave, I'm just a wee bit Koi | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2009 | You've climbed the wrong mountain. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2010 | Understand, I’m not complaining, but karma is a bitch. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2011 | This was the bottom of the ocean. See what climate change has done. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2012 | The meaning of life is that you could have gotten this advice from a goldfish in Woolworth's. | 1.2714 | 0.07315 | 70 | 57 | 7 | 6 |
2013 | What you seek is one mountain to the left, this is endless fish chatter. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2014 | 'I think we should see a marriage counselor ". | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2015 | I have the feeling that you can't tell me the secret of life! | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2016 | If you came looking for Noah’s Ark, I’m all that’s left. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2017 | Nemo is getting better at hide and seek | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
2018 | Good news. The social distancing restrictions have eased. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2019 | Ask the Yeti behind you if he’s in line or just here to kill you. | 1.2712 | 0.06765 | 59 | 45 | 12 | 2 |
2020 | You tell ME. | 1.2712 | 0.06318 | 59 | 44 | 14 | 1 |
2021 | Damn, it's a gold fish not a gold fleece. | 1.2712 | 0.06765 | 59 | 45 | 12 | 2 |
2022 | You climbed all this way to gain wisdom? Really? You are one fish out of water! | 1.2712 | 0.06765 | 59 | 45 | 12 | 2 |
2023 | Even way up here I still feel like I’m living in a fish bowl. | 1.2712 | 0.06318 | 59 | 44 | 14 | 1 |
2024 | Not the gold you thought was in them thar hills, eh? | 1.2710 | 0.05405 | 107 | 84 | 17 | 6 |
2025 | The meaning of life? Keep your gills wet. Now do you mind changing my water? | 1.2708 | 0.05017 | 96 | 72 | 22 | 2 |
2026 | Congratulations mountain climbing guy no one has ever got to this point | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2027 | Trends change. Some years ago fishing and hiking were completely different. | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
2028 | Look. I’ll tell you what I told the other guy: spend your fortune on something that’s actually good for the world … | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2029 | Good to see you survived lockdown up here Fred | 1.2708 | 0.05017 | 96 | 72 | 22 | 2 |
2030 | The answer to your question is 'goldfish'. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2031 | What part of the restraining order don't you understand? | 1.2706 | 0.06348 | 85 | 68 | 11 | 6 |
2032 | I guess we’re both confused then | 1.2706 | 0.04847 | 85 | 62 | 23 | 0 |
2033 | I said, I‘m sorry! | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2034 | He said the next person up here is the new guru and has to feed me for all eternity. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2035 | —"My Lord..." —"You have come a long way my child..." | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2036 | I needed room to grow. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2037 | You're a lifesaver. The bear thinks I'm a magic food-granting fish. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2038 | The answer is “42.” | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2039 | There IS gold in them thar hills! | 1.2703 | 0.05543 | 74 | 55 | 18 | 1 |
2040 | I am hoping to hell you have fish food | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2041 | You can stay for a little while, but my bowl, my rules! | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2042 | Ok, you hold our spot. I’m going to get the rest of our stuff | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2043 | I must be closer to that new Petshop franchise everyone always keeps telling me about | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2044 | None shall pass! | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2045 | Don’t look so surprised! I told you I’d come back for you. | 1.2698 | 0.07575 | 63 | 51 | 7 | 5 |
2046 | Are you my daddy? | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2047 | I shouldve taken that head start | 1.2698 | 0.06074 | 63 | 47 | 15 | 1 |
2048 | Paul! Tell me about the ocean. | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2049 | the last unvaccinated one. Finally. | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2050 | I was the only one available this week for "finding yourself" trips | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2051 | We meet again. I was only resting when you flushed. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2052 | If that's not fish food in your backpack, you've climbed the wrong mountain, Buddy." | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2053 | It is I! The fabled Alpha Fish! | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2054 | We both should have stayed in the bathtub. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2055 | Yes, you damned fool. I am the gold you've been seeking. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2056 | Did you remember to change the water? | 1.2692 | 0.05374 | 78 | 58 | 19 | 1 |
2057 | Goldfinger? That must have been a typo Mr. Bond. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2058 | Tell me the meaning of life. Quickly, before you forget! | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2059 | Tell me how you got here! Don’t be koi! | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2060 | I shouldn't have let a FISH book an air bnb | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2061 | You better have fish food in that backpack, mister. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2062 | Woah, ey, I'm walkin' 'ere! I'm a fish! | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
2063 | There is something fishy going on around here." | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
2064 | Someone’s been here. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2065 | Finding Nemo 5: Pixar Firmly Running Out Of Ideas. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
2066 | At that moment, they both knew that only one them was getting out of this alive. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2067 | It ain’t over till you hear the toilet flush. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2068 | I'm sorry, I thought feeding was only once a week. | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2069 | Blub, blub, blub. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2070 | He’s down at the pet shop. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2071 | He's on vacation and wants you to take care of me while he's gone. | 1.2687 | 0.07238 | 67 | 54 | 8 | 5 |
2072 | You were expecting a swimming swami? | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2073 | First, Sell your mountain gear, then Second, buy your scuba gear! | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2074 | The Oracles of Delphi demand a virgin sacrifice. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2075 | About time,Socrates. I've been stuck here my whole life. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2076 | The Swimi | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2077 | Are you a Gold meme stock? | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2078 | I needed to get away from it all; I felt like I was living in a fishbowl down there. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2079 | Who climbs a mountain to visit a prophet and forgets the fish food? | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
2080 | Sorry, man. I already called dibs on this cave. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
2081 | I'm so glad you're here, I've been up here for ages. Do you think you could get me one of those little castles? | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
2082 | My kingdom for a Ziploc! | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2083 | If you are expecting words of wisdom, I only have a memory of 3 seconds. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2084 | Aha! Then there must be a toilet around here somewhere. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2085 | This isn't the pot of gold I expected. | 1.2676 | 0.05659 | 71 | 53 | 17 | 1 |
2086 | The only way to see Phish during the pandemic | 1.2676 | 0.05291 | 71 | 52 | 19 | 0 |
2087 | I suppose I could give you my last Clif Bar. They kind of taste like fish food anyways"... | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2088 | You can give a man a fish and he’ll have food for a day or you can teach a man to climb a mountain and he’ll have fish in a bowl” | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2089 | Ohh, nooo, they said you could have one “fish” not “wish”. That’s embarrassing for you” | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2090 | Rainbow? Oh, you mean my Pride Flag? | 1.2674 | 0.06496 | 86 | 70 | 9 | 7 |
2091 | Zen? I have been looking all over for you..... | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
2092 | Why yes, my name is Nemo. | 1.2674 | 0.05078 | 86 | 64 | 21 | 1 |
2093 | . Fish: “Did you remember to get flakes?” | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
2094 | My office console just wasn’t enough, eh? | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2095 | How would I know? I'm a damn fish! | 1.2667 | 0.05480 | 75 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
2096 | Life is not a bowl of cherries, pal | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2097 | If the goldfish talks again, you're out of oxygen. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
2098 | Life is NOT a bowl of Cherries | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
2099 | And they said the fish at this place was worth the hike. | 1.2667 | 0.05480 | 75 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
2100 | I told you I’d come back. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2101 | Oh, geez! I didn't bring any fish food! | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2102 | Trump said this was the cure for Covid so here I am...... | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
2103 | Stop acting koi and tell me how you got up here. | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
2104 | . . . | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2105 | So, Mr. Bond, we meet again. | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2106 | ‘When the fish are up….the chips are down’ | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2107 | The key to a long life is to stay underwater. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2108 | Are you my UBER going back to Sea Level? | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2109 | For your vacation I got you a room with a view. | 1.2667 | 0.06932 | 75 | 61 | 8 | 6 |
2110 | The wisdom you seek is worth more than gold - I would know! | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2111 | Couldn't wait. Had to pee. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
2112 | I must be high. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2113 | Took you long enough | 1.2667 | 0.04947 | 90 | 67 | 22 | 1 |
2114 | Have you seen my phone? | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2115 | So this is the gold rush | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2116 | There you are! I told you to stop running off | 1.2667 | 0.05480 | 75 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
2117 | Looks like the sushi trend has reached a new height. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2118 | I don't blame you little guy. Things are drying up everywhere. | 1.2667 | 0.06229 | 60 | 45 | 14 | 1 |
2119 | So much for my open vista! | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
2120 | Boy, these carnival games have really reached new heights. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2121 | Just when you think you've seen everything,huh? | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2122 | If I'm honest I was expecting a crab... | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2123 | Oh great! They allow pets | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2124 | What happened to the hermit? | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2125 | Begone Homo Sapiens and work to end your inherent trait to kill for the sheer pleasure of killing. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2126 | Don't tell me you forgot the pirate ship! | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2127 | This is really obvious. | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 59 | 19 | 1 |
2128 | What do you expect----a monkfish? | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2129 | The final scene of ‘City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly’s Goldfish’ | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2130 | the thin air this high induces the hallucination you see which is the meaning of your life thus far. Note the opportunity to change it as you descend. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2131 | Looks like you're in fish place! | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2132 | Todd! I honestly thought I'd never see you again. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2133 | ...And they told me *I* was invasive. | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2134 | You need to learn to manage your expectations better. | 1.2656 | 0.05994 | 64 | 48 | 15 | 1 |
2135 | Whoa, deja vu! | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2136 | You have scaled the mountain, brave climber. But now you must keep me alive for at least at week. | 1.2656 | 0.07128 | 64 | 51 | 9 | 4 |
2137 | - I always knew they meant "Plenty of Fish on the Hills"- | 1.2656 | 0.05994 | 64 | 48 | 15 | 1 |
2138 | The master is on vacation, but I'll take your question. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
2139 | What's the secret to life you ask? Be bowled, my friend, be bowled. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2140 | No, I'm pretty sure I told you there was a shortcut. | 1.2651 | 0.05167 | 83 | 62 | 20 | 1 |
2141 | I'm here from search and rescue. We received a report of a missing fish. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2142 | I left the city because it seemed I was living my whole life in a fish bowl. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2143 | The meaning of life? I once dreamed of a large bowl, an old fashioned gal, and an ocean view. It’s cruel, pal… | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2144 | You're probably here for the carp. He's another mile up. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2145 | Ain’t no mountain high enough, Goldy | 1.2651 | 0.05167 | 83 | 62 | 20 | 1 |
2146 | Damn it, can't a fish get a little privacy around here? | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2147 | Things are getting a little fishy up here. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2148 | I packed plenty of water, unlike the schmuck in the reptile tank. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2149 | I'm a rockfish. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2150 | What did you expect – a canary in a coal mine? | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2151 | fried or baked? | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2152 | Nothing better than a bowl at the end of a hike! | 1.2647 | 0.05390 | 68 | 50 | 18 | 0 |
2153 | So this is where goldfish go after they're flushed | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2154 | Exactly what I expected at 12,000 feet elevation,a monk fish! | 1.2647 | 0.07141 | 68 | 55 | 8 | 5 |
2155 | Join us tonight for Shark Week's weakest explorer . | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2156 | After climbing this cliff, I feel as tanked as you buddy. | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
2157 | The Guru is out to lunch. | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
2158 | Oh crap! I forgot to grab the food. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2159 | Ha I found you! | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2160 | What am I doing here? Well, I was just bowled over by the view. | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
2161 | Don’t be koi with me | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2162 | Yes, grasshopper. I am the Monk Fish! | 1.2639 | 0.06850 | 72 | 58 | 9 | 5 |
2163 | I hope you're not here to carp." (Barbara Bloom, Vancouver, B.C. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2164 | You shouldn't be asking me what kind of fish am I. You should be asking how the hell I got here. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2165 | As Devin crested the pinnacle of self-realization, the Universe laughed and offered a subtle reminder | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2166 | Big deal. Try doing 2500 laps everyday by yourself. | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
2167 | the geocache did say close to water... | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2168 | This is not the gold at end of the rainbow I was looking for. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2169 | . Not the Loch and not Nessy, but, ok...hi! | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2170 | I said SEA. There are other fish in the SEA. You need to let me go, John. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2171 | If you’re looking for the guru, he went out for more fish food. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2172 | Sorry he’s not in. Would you like some fish food while you wait? | 1.2637 | 0.06218 | 91 | 74 | 10 | 7 |
2173 | You think it took you long to get up here...? | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2174 | My destiny. | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
2175 | The path keeps getting betta | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2176 | I reached enlightenment when I finally realized I was wet | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2177 | Finally, someone who’s not going to try to eat me! | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
2178 | Me? I'm just staking out my new home for when the oceans rise again. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2179 | I'll trade you a bubbling treasure chest for the meaning of life. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2180 | Avoid freezing temperatures and cats. Your secret of happiness might differ from mine, though. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2181 | Please enjoy my Airbnb and the pool. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2182 | Amazon Prime Delivery Services. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2183 | The fortune teller had been right all along | 1.2632 | 0.05419 | 76 | 57 | 18 | 1 |
2184 | Actually, I think I liked it better on the shelf in kitchen. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
2185 | I'm the goldfish at the end of the rainbow | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2186 | I'll grant you the immortality you seek, but you must first complete a perilous task: carry this bowl back down without spilling any water. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2187 | Did you really count to 100? | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2188 | There's no exception to that free delivery policy, right? | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2189 | I'm Bob the goldfish. The Dalai Lama is out back doing his laundry. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2190 | Ah! Not the golden key, but the gold fish! Voila! | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2191 | This two bedroom is a little smaller than I expected, and a little far from the subway. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2192 | What’s the WiFi password? | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
2193 | Now you have to run back down without spilling a drop of water. | 1.2623 | 0.05679 | 61 | 45 | 16 | 0 |
2194 | You’re looking a bit “flushed”, Michael. Surprised to see me? | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2195 | Am I the lure or are you? | 1.2623 | 0.06974 | 61 | 48 | 10 | 3 |
2196 | Come on in, he'll be back soon. He just went into town to pick up some beer and fish food. | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2197 | Sent on another fishing expedition! | 1.2623 | 0.06141 | 61 | 46 | 14 | 1 |
2198 | Don’t back out on me now, not after all we have been through | 1.2623 | 0.07356 | 61 | 49 | 8 | 4 |
2199 | Damn it. I left my fishing rod at the base . | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
2200 | Ted finds his "pot of gold"-fish | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
2201 | I'll Grant you three wishes if you don't pee in my bowl. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2202 | Am I hungry...or am I thirsty... | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2203 | Congration. You done did it. Step two is climbing back down. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2204 | The one you seek has gone to the pet store. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2205 | Deep Sea Diving in Reverse | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2206 | Did you bring goldfish flakes? | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2207 | Life started in the sea! What did you think I'd look like? | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2208 | Being a big fish in a small pond has its drawbacks. | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2209 | You don't look anything like your profile picture. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2210 | Your quest has come to an end; did you remember the sea monkeys? | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2211 | Sorry sir, you're not on the list | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2212 | Tim was determined to see all seven Wandas of the world | 1.2615 | 0.07363 | 65 | 53 | 7 | 5 |
2213 | The truth? The truth Jack, is that you are climbing over your couch. The truth is you shouldn't drink to much and lick the neighbor's cactus. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2214 | Oh yeah? Now try it on fins, fella! | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2215 | To drink or not to drink, that is the question | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2216 | Nemo told me to go find myself. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2217 | OK little guy I just need to get a selfie of us up here for my dating profile | 1.2614 | 0.04980 | 88 | 66 | 21 | 1 |
2218 | Where have you been? You were supposed to change my water yesterday. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2219 | What were you expecting, a Magic 8-Ball? | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2220 | I thought you'd be bigger. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2221 | I know a hermit crab, is that you you're looking for? | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2222 | Wow, I haven't seen you since the carnival. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
2223 | Well, for what it's worth, I'm not impressed either. | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2224 | How should I know? I have the attention span of a goldfish. | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2225 | Did you bring the flakes? | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2226 | You may need to re-assess your view of the sentient world. | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
2227 | He’s napping, but he asked me to share a Christian proverb. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2228 | I wanted to come back as a dolphin, but my karma was too low on zen points. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2229 | I can see it see it in your face! You were told a pot of gold,right? | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2230 | Yeah? Well, I’m pretty disappointed too, Bruce. | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
2231 | I was expecting you to deliver hours ago—now my plankton will be cold. Zero stars. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2232 | Himalaya Jones and the Quest for the Holy Scale | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2233 | Year 2030: Welcome to California, your 3000$ dorm is this way. I'm your tenant as I hold your water supply. | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
2234 | ‘Suddenly it dawned on Terry how problematic the descent may be’ | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2235 | Did the winner from the circus or the fair forget you? | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2236 | Not quite what I expected, but hey, that's enlightenment for you. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
2237 | Don't overeat and stay out of the sun. | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2238 | Unbelievable, I really did want fish for dinner tonight. | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2239 | GURUPIE | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2240 | Answers are in the form of a question. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2241 | Look I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call you a piece of carp...please come home. | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2242 | Before you come home, I just want to warn you that the cat has been marking it all as his territory. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2243 | You would find the climb easier being in a sandwich bag. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2244 | It must have been lonely since the ark left. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2245 | Ha, there's no guru, I was phishing. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2246 | It was either me or an oversized teddy bear | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2247 | Why am I always the one who has to clean the fishbowl?! | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2248 | The cave bear’s traps were equal parts elaborate and confusing. | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2249 | You can't make me go back to school. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2250 | Run away once more and I won’t be coming after you | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2251 | Thanks for offering to pet sit. Just a few sprinkles will do. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2252 | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, What Happened? | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
2253 | Clearly, there was an easier way to get up here. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2254 | Quit carping. At least you have legs. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2255 | I knew I put you down somewhere | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2256 | I don’t remember | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2257 | Going down? | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2258 | Milton's tireless quest to find his sole childhood friend, that his mom coldly flushed, comes to a dramatic finale, on a clear Bolivian morning. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2259 | There’s no way out. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2260 | Don't bother -- I'd die on the way home. | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
2261 | No one told me the gold in the cave was a fish! | 1.2593 | 0.07086 | 54 | 42 | 10 | 2 |
2262 | Bleeel be back in blive binutes. Blease bake a psheat. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2263 | Buddy you need to stop running away | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2264 | Dude, My tv looks kinda real 👀 | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
2265 | Easy big fella, I’m leaving. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2266 | He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2267 | The world’s stopped listening to reason. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2268 | Antedeluvian? You are here ! | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2269 | Just don't expect me to yodel. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2270 | Finally! I’ve discovered the Goldfish of the Sierra Madre! | 1.2588 | 0.05063 | 85 | 64 | 20 | 1 |
2271 | You might say that I appeared out of thin air. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2272 | There ya are lil fella ! I've been looking everywhere for you! | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2273 | Well, there’s a new variant. I’m happy to see you again. I brought you some food this time | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2274 | So, this is not virgin territory. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2275 | What, a little out of your depth? Me too. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2276 | Before I answer any questions,change my water. | 1.2586 | 0.06300 | 58 | 44 | 13 | 1 |
2277 | You forgot the fries? | 1.2586 | 0.06300 | 58 | 44 | 13 | 1 |
2278 | Finding Nemo. | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
2279 | ‘There’s something fishy going on here…’ | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
2280 | Welcome, set down your things and find and empty bowl, we're about to begin the class | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
2281 | Crap, I forgot your food. I'll be right back. | 1.2581 | 0.06056 | 62 | 47 | 14 | 1 |
2282 | Fred's discovery led to the cancellation of the Gold Alert. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2283 | Is it asking too much for some privacy? | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
2284 | It’s the sequel. Rub my bowl three times and I will grant you three fishes. | 1.2581 | 0.06056 | 62 | 47 | 14 | 1 |
2285 | I'm the doorbell. You want me to get the bear? | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2286 | So all wisdom can be reduced to two ounces of protein in a bowl of tepid water. | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
2287 | Goldie this isn't the only way to avoid social media. | 1.2581 | 0.06056 | 62 | 47 | 14 | 1 |
2288 | Invest for the future. Climate change is real. | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
2289 | …and they told me that exploring the great outdoors was the surest way to escape life in a goldfish bowl…. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2290 | Before you take another step, know that I’ve been in this for a month now. | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2291 | Is this the holy grail??? | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2292 | Tap on the class and I swear to God my advice will get real dark. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2293 | Sorry, Plato has left for a walk. | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2294 | Well, thank's for invading my happy place. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2295 | Bet you weren't expecting to find goldfish in them thar hills. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2296 | Great timing! The cat just finished her nap. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2297 | You probably should have brought an oxygen tank | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2298 | oh goody, a goldfish! | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2299 | „I told you not to swim that far out.“ | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2300 | It’s not about you! | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2301 | Sorry, he's on sabbatical. How about some tips on living in a fish bowl? | 1.2571 | 0.06956 | 70 | 57 | 8 | 5 |
2302 | You were seeking enlightenment Instead you found Nemo | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2303 | Tell Mom I'm sorry. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2304 | Seaworld?? I'm a talking fish for crying out loud! | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2305 | True enlightenment lies within the sole. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2306 | You exhausted all the water resources human...now plz leave this for my life😰 | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2307 | This can’t seriously be the pot of gold I was told about | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2308 | FYI, I like to be fed flakes, not pellets. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2309 | Hank regretted not pressing the gentleman for details when he told him, “There’s gold in them caves!” | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2310 | Oh wise one, I see that in order to evolve we must devolve. Such a shame our oceans are no longer habitable. | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
2311 | Savor the next seven seconds.. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2312 | Fancy fishing you here | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2313 | Welcome to the summit of all knowledge contained in a fishbowl | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2314 | Who were you expecting, the Daili Lama? | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2315 | Got any fish food in your pack? | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2316 | We have to do things I like too | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2317 | don’t do it for the gram. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2318 | I’ve got a tank and I’m not afraid to use it. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2319 | Leaving Nemo | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2320 | You can’t forget to feed me now Steve. | 1.2568 | 0.05113 | 74 | 55 | 19 | 0 |
2321 | Indiana Jones 6: The Lost Coy Fish of Atlantis | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2322 | Welcome to the open house. We already have multiple offers over asking price, but good luck! | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2323 | Boy, am I glad I came back…I knew I forgot something. | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
2324 | Sorry, that was a previous lifetime. | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
2325 | You misunderstood. It's "Swimmy", not "Swami". | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2326 | The secret of life is…. What was your question? | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2327 | Oh, you’re looking for enlightenment? I’m afraid that’s the next mountain over on the left. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2328 | The secret of life is don't poop where you eat | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2329 | You may ask only one question, over and over every five seconds. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2330 | Excuse me. I see this cave is already taken. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2331 | So sorry but masking is mandatory. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2332 | The Wise Old Man is out… I’m the substitute Oracle… what’s your question…? | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2333 | You always said there was something fishy about mountain top gurus; well, guess what - you were right ! | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2334 | ... and THAT'S how I became immortal. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2335 | For those hungry for enlightenment, I appear as a flower. For those hungry for truth, I appear as fire. If you’re just plain hungry, I recommend the fish fry place on the next peak. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2336 | Sorry, the genie got rubbed the wrong way. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2337 | The water is filthy - don't even think about it. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2338 | I'm sorry, but you dont look anything like your profile picture. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2339 | Master, have you ever feel like a fish out of the water? -Not really. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2340 | While you were gone I realized that I deserve better. Please take me back to your ex's apartment. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2341 | …Are you too on the quest for the holy grail? | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2342 | "Being that you're an environmentalist I do appreciate your not flushing me down a toilet, you may go now without as much quilt!" | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2343 | I'm the backup prize for those not wanting enlightenment. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2344 | Yeah, yeah, I'll change your water after you tell me the meaning of life. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2345 | Hunger and thirst are illusory barriers to achieving total consciousness. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2346 | „Wait up here, I‘ll go get your friends“ | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2347 | Fool’s Gold. | 1.2558 | 0.05013 | 86 | 65 | 20 | 1 |
2348 | Yeah, I’ve been scaling since I was born. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2349 | Leave a fish, take a fish. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2350 | While you’re up here, would you mind cleaning the poop out of my bowl? | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2351 | This should get interesting. Guru Dave chose me to be his receptionist only because we didn’t think anyone would ever stop by. | 1.2551 | 0.04878 | 98 | 75 | 21 | 2 |
2352 | I thought I came here first | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
2353 | Nothing like fresh mountain air | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
2354 | Yes, Ralph. It is a coincidence. What goes around comes around. | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
2355 | This treasure map was some bullshit.. | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
2356 | I appreciate the effort, but there are plenty of fish in the sea. | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2357 | Would you mind carrying me to the ocean? | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2358 | Please tell me your not thirsty. | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2359 | Remember - there's no such thing as sea level once you've ascended spiritually. | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2360 | So that's how he stays in the present moment! | 1.2540 | 0.05973 | 63 | 48 | 14 | 1 |
2361 | I didn't forget | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2362 | I trust we remembered to bring home the right fish food this time? | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2363 | 'Better keep moving, human. Those icebergs are melting faaaast.' | 1.2540 | 0.07494 | 63 | 52 | 6 | 5 |
2364 | Mind me asking what you pay in rent here? | 1.2540 | 0.07144 | 63 | 51 | 8 | 4 |
2365 | Good, you're here. I'm late for school. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2366 | ..must be lack of Oxygen up here, there's something fishy about that mirage... | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2367 | Remember me Frank? | 1.2537 | 0.06840 | 67 | 54 | 9 | 4 |
2368 | How do you always beat me!? | 1.2537 | 0.07163 | 67 | 55 | 7 | 5 |
2369 | I am the chosen chum. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2370 | This is the last time we ever play 'Go Fish.' | 1.2537 | 0.06840 | 67 | 54 | 9 | 4 |
2371 | If you carry me back down, nobody will think you’re crazy. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2372 | Ethics Dilemma #7: You are dying of thirst but if you drink the water, the goldfish will die. . . What will you do and how will you justify your choice? | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2373 | So you’re saying I didn’t need to trek 5 miles up this mountain to know the meaning of life and it was right there in front of me the whole time?” | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2374 | O’Fishily at the summit | 1.2537 | 0.07472 | 67 | 56 | 5 | 6 |
2375 | Welcome Robert! I am the God fish 🐠 🙏🏻 | 1.2537 | 0.06840 | 67 | 54 | 9 | 4 |
2376 | You’re a lucky man, most people only see pebbles on mountain tops. Nice to meet you, my name is Pebbles. | 1.2537 | 0.07163 | 67 | 55 | 7 | 5 |
2377 | Climate change is real. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2378 | You're a little late. The guy who used to sit up here in his underwear moved to Miami and became a YouTuber. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2379 | Dr. Livingstone, I presume . . . | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2380 | Something seems fishy here. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2381 | I think I'm in the wrong aisle. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2382 | After making the climb and expecting to hear about the meaning of life from the mystic, Bill settles for a seafood lunch. | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2383 | Oh, thank God! I’ve been stranded here for almost three seconds! Oh, thank God! I’ve been stranded here for almost three seconds! Oh, thank God! | 1.2535 | 0.06867 | 71 | 58 | 8 | 5 |
2384 | Really? This is the golden fish Treasure? | 1.2535 | 0.05200 | 71 | 53 | 18 | 0 |
2385 | The meaning of life changes every three seconds. | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2386 | I'm covering for Bob. The meaning of life is to be aware of the water. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2387 | 'The Cliffhanger is...oh wait I forgot' 🐟🐠 | 1.2535 | 0.06867 | 71 | 58 | 8 | 5 |
2388 | You forgot to pack your toothbrush! | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2389 | I don’t see a collar | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2390 | So much for being the first to conquer the mountain. | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2391 | Seriously? I'm tempted to overfeed you. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2392 | Next time I'm picking the meet up spot. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2393 | The swami went to a bar mitzvah. Ask me your eternal question. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2394 | With a view like this I get why you’d choose the fisheye lens. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2395 | Does this answer your question? | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2396 | I thought your weren't supposed to judge a gold fish on its ability to climb. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2397 | That is the last time I take you off your leash! | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2398 | Are we making hide and seek too hard? | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2399 | Let me guess, they promised a view of the water at top.” | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2400 | Where’d you get the water? | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2401 | Thank goodness I packed my LifeStraw. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2402 | As imagined, my wild spirit animal. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2403 | Thought, you'd got ridden of me by flushing me down the toilet? Didn't you, Dave? | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2404 | If you didn't bring food, you can just turn around. | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
2405 | Finally! I thought this water was NEVER going to be changed. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2406 | Finally, a proof of life. | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2407 | Hiking has been so commercialised, even a gold fish can do it. | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2408 | What? You need to isolate too? | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2409 | Life isn’t a bowl of cherries, Seeker… | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2410 | No fish food? Yeah, sorry, but you’re gonna have to come back tomorrow. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2411 | This is a private bowl. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2412 | You would scale down that smile Goldie if it were snowing. | 1.2530 | 0.04801 | 83 | 62 | 21 | 0 |
2413 | The good news: reincarnation is real. The bad news: you might wake up a fish. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2414 | For my sake I certainly hope that you are not thirsty after that long trek. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2415 | Help a yogi out and change my water? | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2416 | The achievement of enlightenment is not what I expected. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2417 | Tough luck, I'm thirsty and you're the only water around. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2418 | It's swimmy, not swami! | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
2419 | First . | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2420 | Your late! | 1.2500 | 0.07043 | 64 | 52 | 8 | 4 |
2421 | Kidding! The guru's in the back. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2422 | Failed experiment #36: Gold fish in a coal mine. | 1.2500 | 0.05046 | 84 | 64 | 19 | 1 |
2423 | Don’t Judge me Human | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2424 | Let's skip how you got here. What is the nature of the universe? | 1.2500 | 0.07043 | 64 | 52 | 8 | 4 |
2425 | Occupied! | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2426 | Ok, now I’m it! | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2427 | Look who’s here first, Mr. “Fish Outta Water”. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2428 | We're wiser than you think, but we have a very short attention span. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2429 | It is good that only one of us feels like a fish out of water. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
2430 | Thank god you’re here. Can you scratch my back? | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
2431 | My only advice is don't drink the water. | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2432 | The meaning of life guru is two peaks over. I’m the meaning of swimming in circles guru. | 1.2500 | 0.07374 | 60 | 49 | 7 | 4 |
2433 | What took you so long? I’ve been here for days. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2434 | Didn't you always think finding wisdom on a mountain top sounded somehow fishy? | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
2435 | Is that my Doordash order? | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2436 | Bob is about to realize that Karma is a bitch. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2437 | Hey, weren’t you here fifteen minutes ago? | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2438 | No wonder this bed and breakfast got poor reviews for breakfast. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2439 | The meaning of life is..... oh shoot I can’t remember. What am I doing here? | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2440 | Your first mistake was hopping out of the primordial soup, dude ..." | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2441 | ‘Just a sip’ my ass. | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2442 | Just doing my own thing, hoping to avoid the aquacalypse. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2443 | I was hoping for someone more my size. | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2444 | After a three day climb in search of the Wise One, Malcom was more interested in a drink of water than the sagely advice of a goldfish. | 1.2500 | 0.06523 | 76 | 62 | 9 | 5 |
2445 | Glub-glub… My secret of happiness… glub… cats don’t come up here… glub-glub. | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2446 | Last Water | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2447 | Life is like a flake. | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2448 | I usually come here this time of year to get away from it all. | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
2449 | They promised a pot of gold. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2450 | It's the new 'teach a man to fish'" | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2451 | I resent them accusing me of going on a fishing expedition !! | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2452 | Hey, you don't remember me? | 1.2500 | 0.04872 | 80 | 60 | 20 | 0 |
2453 | Is my pizza order free? You did not deliver in 30 minutes. | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2454 | Wait...I had it all figured out 5 minutes ago... | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2455 | OK. Now let’s race back to the bottom. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2456 | I have an important message about your extended warranty. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2457 | I knew you’d come. It is time the prophecy comes to fruition. The chosen one is here to set me free from this bowl” | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2458 | You need to get out more. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2459 | The first step to enlightenment is forget everything…sorry, what were we talking about? | 1.2500 | 0.06289 | 80 | 65 | 10 | 5 |
2460 | Climb 20,000 feet,they said. It’ll be fun, they said. I say it’s just a load of carp! | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2461 | Geez, what's a goldfish gotta do to get a little privacy around here! | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2462 | Did the turtle/wheel caption contest get more submissions than mine? | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2463 | You were hoping to break through your limitations -- yea, tell me about it! | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2464 | Hey, Brad -- I know it's cliché, but I can see your house from here. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2465 | Who’d you expect, the Dalai Lama? | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2466 | If you can toss a ping pong ball in my bowl, you can take me home. | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
2467 | Why didn't you just flush me down the toilet? | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2468 | The weary pilgrim arrives at his Airbnb to find a meal of sushi has been thoughtfully provided. | 1.2500 | 0.07043 | 64 | 52 | 8 | 4 |
2469 | Just trying to escape TMZ... | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2470 | You look like a fish out of water | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2471 | with global warming I'll soon be underwater | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2472 | Congratulations! You climbed the wrong mountain, dummy. | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2473 | Do you come seeking truth or a fresh fish sandwich? | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2474 | Its too late... you're doomed to take my place. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2475 | Did you really think with one flush you could erase our existence? | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
2476 | I placed my order six hours ago! | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2477 | at least I didn't get catfish | 1.2500 | 0.05290 | 68 | 51 | 17 | 0 |
2478 | Sorry! Nothing to impart, but do you have any fish food? | 1.2500 | 0.05046 | 84 | 64 | 19 | 1 |
2479 | Budha bowl | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2480 | Where you expecting the Dalai Mahi Mahi? | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2481 | Roger reconsiders his pet-sitting venture. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2482 | Lousy Sherpa. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2483 | Sorry bud, I'm a swimmy, not a swami. | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
2484 | No, there's no toilet on this level. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2485 | Those living in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2486 | And here I thought the fence post turtle was impressive. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2487 | Slow and steady may not win the race. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2488 | You call this fully-furnished? | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2489 | Don’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,” well I bet you feel pretty stupid right now | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2490 | Huhh, so they've replaced the Grail with a fish bowl now? Well played Fisher King! | 1.2500 | 0.06118 | 60 | 46 | 13 | 1 |
2491 | 🎶 Wish you weren't here 🎶 | 1.2500 | 0.05637 | 60 | 45 | 15 | 0 |
2492 | But "who changes your water?" wasn't my one question! | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2493 | Not the kind of Goldfish I was hoping for… | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
2494 | Mindset is everything. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2495 | Your food order has arrived! | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2496 | If you had gotten here three seconds earlier, I could've told you the meaning of life | 1.2500 | 0.07066 | 68 | 56 | 7 | 5 |
2497 | Well…this is awkward” -fis | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2498 | One word for you Joe….toilet! | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2499 | I always knew you’d come crawling back | 1.2500 | 0.07063 | 72 | 60 | 6 | 6 |
2500 | The meaning has always been within the bowl. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2501 | ‘The secret to happiness is only remembering the last 12 seconds.’ | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2502 | Evolution | 1.2500 | 0.06101 | 88 | 72 | 10 | 6 |
2503 | Hiked all the way here to see the last healthy fish left in the world! | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2504 | Amazing view from up here but it is just like living in a fish bowl | 1.2500 | 0.04795 | 92 | 70 | 21 | 1 |
2505 | Were they out of plankton again? | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2506 | Finally! I have found the “almighty fish” | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2507 | i knew it wasn’t a mirage! | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2508 | Your profile said that you loved hiking... and still this isn't the worst catfish of my dating life" | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2509 | You’ve conquered the body, now get in a bowl and learn to conquer the mind | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2510 | This is just until the cat gets used to vegetarian. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2511 | Fish bowl psychology ain’t free. | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
2512 | What a view, eh? | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
2513 | Yep! This is the Holy Grail. | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2514 | I will be your support animal on the way down. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2515 | Welcome…and don’t call me Wanda! | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2516 | I seriously need to stop eating Peyote shrooms... | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2517 | There you are…….I’ve been looking everywhere for you! | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2518 | I now have the proof that 5 million years ago this was a lake | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2519 | You should have listened when they told you the climb was a bit fishy | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
2520 | If you didn’t bring fish feed, you’re going to be disappointed. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2521 | Oh my God! This guy has cylindrical eyeballs! | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2522 | Do you mean to tell me I could have swum up here? | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2523 | What a relief! I thought you were a cat. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2524 | You look like a me out of water. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2525 | I found Nemo everyone! | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2526 | I got tired of life in a fishbowl. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2527 | Welcome! But don't be messing' with my shade here | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2528 | Technically, you're not the first unless you've planted a flag. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2529 | What makes you think you are not? | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2530 | Looks like we both have a long way to do. | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
2531 | If you aren't fully vaccinated, kindly get off my mountain. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2532 | Seems like flushing me down the toilet would have been easier .. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2533 | Carnival games are difficult, not impossible. | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
2534 | Tag! You're it! | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2535 | I don't care. You ARE a fish out of water. | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
2536 | I fished for the gold alright! | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2537 | Have you seen my car? | 1.2468 | 0.04945 | 77 | 58 | 19 | 0 |
2538 | GIVE ME FLAAAAKES!!! | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2539 | The leprechaun said to say “April fool.” | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2540 | What? You were expecting a Jesus fish? | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2541 | To be one day flushed down the toilet.That is the meaning of life. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2542 | 'My advice? Stay hydrated.' | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2543 | I'm pregnant! We're going to need a bigger bowel. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2544 | Finally. I have been eager to chat about why you flushed me down the toilet. | 1.2466 | 0.06695 | 73 | 60 | 8 | 5 |
2545 | You're not an autograph hunter, are you? | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2546 | Local Man Finds Legendary ‘Pot of Gold,’ Pronounces It Anticlimactic. | 1.2466 | 0.07241 | 73 | 62 | 4 | 7 |
2547 | They’ve got one in your size too! | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2548 | Your offering better not be those food flakes. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2549 | Looks like enough water to last me for a few days! | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2550 | Oh good! I was running out of trail snacks. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2551 | Get a fish they said. They're easy they said. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2552 | What kind of pet store sells flying fish anyway? | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2553 | My wife said I'm sleeping on the couch tonight. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2554 | I've just completely forgotten where I left you! | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2555 | No, no... NO!!!!!!! | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2556 | Sup I'm a goldfish in a bowl at the top of a mountain what's good | 1.2464 | 0.05225 | 69 | 52 | 17 | 0 |
2557 | The advertisement said "underwater cave," and all I got was this stinking bowl! | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
2558 | Go Human | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
2559 | I'm hungry and I have to pee... | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2560 | Your fly is open | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2561 | The meaning of life is to recognize your limits. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2562 | I was sure I'd be stuck here forever. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2563 | I hope you don't mind but my thirst for water exceeds my thirst for knowledge. | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
2564 | I'd offer you a drink but... | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2565 | Wow. Carnivals really make you work for it these days. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2566 | Honestly - this is the only place I could find where there are NO bigger fish" | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2567 | There’s something fishy going on up here! | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2568 | Of all the fish in the sea, you come see me | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2569 | Great view, too many pumas. | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2570 | You're surprised?! I thought I had rented this place through Sunday. | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2571 | What were you expecting? A golden calf? | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
2572 | What?! Were you expecting the Little Mermaid? | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2573 | The secret of life is water, as you would know if you had paid attention in your Biology class! | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
2574 | You say I need the vaccine before I go back to school? | 1.2462 | 0.06944 | 65 | 53 | 8 | 4 |
2575 | Leave me alone, Fred, I 'm never coming home! | 1.2462 | 0.06944 | 65 | 53 | 8 | 4 |
2576 | New Yorker mountaintop quest for meaning cartoon number 18,426. | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2577 | Too late--I got here first. | 1.2462 | 0.06944 | 65 | 53 | 8 | 4 |
2578 | Whoa. Mom wasn’t lying. My gold fish really did go to a better place. | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2579 | Shoes on or off? | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
2580 | I was right! I knew there was more than just one fish in the clouds | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
2581 | Sorry, I only answer questions from goldfish. | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
2582 | So,at two kilometers ABOVE the ground,you're the canary in the coal mine | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
2583 | Todd finally succeeded in his lifelong goal of glimpsing the rare Himalayan goldfish | 1.2456 | 0.07203 | 57 | 46 | 8 | 3 |
2584 | Uh...life is just a bowlful of water? | 1.2456 | 0.06754 | 57 | 45 | 10 | 2 |
2585 | Welcome to the gold-fish in a bowl realm. | 1.2456 | 0.07626 | 57 | 47 | 6 | 4 |
2586 | I said I’m taking a break from social media #blessed () | 1.2456 | 0.07203 | 57 | 46 | 8 | 3 |
2587 | I'm hungry! What took you so long? | 1.2453 | 0.07079 | 53 | 42 | 9 | 2 |
2588 | You can only take a small sip | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2589 | Is it so hard to remember to feed me on time | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2590 | Get in line. There’s a yeti, a pianist, and about forty gurus ahead of us. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2591 | Nemo, you got to stop this, please... | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2592 | I appreciate you coming here to feed me everyday !! | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2593 | We are only limited by our state of mind. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2594 | You have achieved your quest. Now feed me. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2595 | Come, that I might share with you the wisdom of the past six seconds! | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2596 | You look familiar-- have you been here before in the last ten seconds? | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
2597 | Want to play go fish | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2598 | This is the cache of the day? | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2599 | You have to wait your turn. The Guru is out searching for the meaning of My life. | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
2600 | You have climbed to the top of this mountain only to find a fish in a bowl. I cannot guess at your emotional state right now. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2601 | What took you so long? | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2602 | You seek the secret to happiness? Simple... "A short memory"! | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2603 | Watch out for that last step. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2604 | no caption is necessary. its funny just as it is. really, just leave it alone. when i saw this, i didn't realize it was the "weekly contest' thing until I scrolled up a bit and noticed it. | 1.2436 | 0.06370 | 78 | 64 | 9 | 5 |
2605 | Shoes off, puto… you’re on Hallowed ground ese… | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2606 | Got a light? | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2607 | Do you have any fish food? | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2608 | Time to change your water. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2609 | You were expecting someone other than a guru fish? | 1.2436 | 0.04892 | 78 | 59 | 19 | 0 |
2610 | It's payback time. | 1.2436 | 0.06626 | 78 | 65 | 7 | 6 |
2611 | Oh, I thought you were in search for the meaning of fillet. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2612 | you have three seconds | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2613 | I don't need a bicycle, now, do I? | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2614 | Something is fishy here | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2615 | I know you’re tired of living in a fishbowl, but I’m getting too old to come up here every day to feed you! | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2616 | I came here to avoid distractions and here you are! | 1.2432 | 0.05022 | 74 | 56 | 18 | 0 |
2617 | Sir, you are blocking my view! | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2618 | A goldfish? Fish for gold? What is the metaphysical message here? | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
2619 | Yeah, I'm Swammy. Lemme guess -- meaning of life? | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
2620 | No, what's amazing is that I used to be a whale. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2621 | You deserve to be free as nature intended. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2622 | I’d appreciate it if you’d deliver the water inside this time. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2623 | Keep swimming, you're almost there. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2624 | Sorry to disappoint - that damned autocorrect shortened ‘goldfish’ to ‘gold’. | 1.2432 | 0.06887 | 74 | 62 | 6 | 6 |
2625 | Yes, David Foster Wallace has come up before. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2626 | I bet you can't beat this for enlightening encounters. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2627 | 'The search for his ancestors took us to unexpected heights' | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2628 | Congratulations! All you see here is yours forever. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2629 | No, I hadn’t noticed how thin the air is up here. | 1.2432 | 0.06613 | 74 | 61 | 8 | 5 |
2630 | How the hell did you arrive before me? | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2631 | The truth is - there is 'no privacy'. | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
2632 | It’s ok, Goldie, I’m vaccinated now. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2633 | That's what I said, 'The meaning of life is fish'. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2634 | I hope you have some weed because together we could make a great bong. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2635 | Not the bowl of goldfish snacks that Brad had envisioned. | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2636 | If someone actually kept you alive up here, there is hope for me! | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2637 | Yeah, but I'm way cuter than he is. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2638 | My species has been displaced by legions of pet owners. | 1.2429 | 0.05162 | 70 | 53 | 17 | 0 |
2639 | I am Neon the Wise. For enlightenment, you must toss a ping pong ball into my bowl. | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
2640 | I hope you aren't thirsty or hungry.... | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2641 | Hey,you got the fish food? | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2642 | Oh, foolish pilgrim, the Great Guppy's wisdom? Stop risking your life." | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2643 | Yes, life is just a bowl of cherries. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2644 | No, that's "Swimmy", not "Swami". | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2645 | I knew there was something fishy about the pick up instructions. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2646 | There were too many fish in the sea. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2647 | Completing the first level at Indiana Jones Camp was harder than I thought it'd be. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2648 | No, this water is not drinkable! | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2649 | Who knew this is where the drain server leads. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2650 | Sorry, pal. This cave is taken. You have to set camp somewhere else | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2651 | I’m just here in the bowl until the tide comes back in. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
2652 | Did you really think I’d stay home… alone… with that cat? | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
2653 | Do I have your attention now? | 1.2424 | 0.06499 | 66 | 53 | 10 | 3 |
2654 | Not exactly a pot of gold. | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
2655 | Did you remember to buy me a partner? It’s lonely at the top. | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
2656 | Don't stare. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
2657 | Get me to open water, then we can talk about your path to liberation. | 1.2424 | 0.06499 | 66 | 53 | 10 | 3 |
2658 | I’m sorry to do this to you… but I forgot my water bottle. | 1.2424 | 0.05316 | 66 | 50 | 16 | 0 |
2659 | There you are! Next week, let's try snorkeling. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
2660 | I thought Sasquatch was more of a potted plant guy. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
2661 | Welcome to my spiritual hot tub. Get ready to cleanse your chakras. #sedonavortex | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
2662 | Find food, water, and shelter,” they said…does this count | 1.2424 | 0.06849 | 66 | 54 | 8 | 4 |
2663 | Sea levels should reach me any day now. | 1.2419 | 0.06777 | 62 | 50 | 9 | 3 |
2664 | Ok you win, you found me. Don’t you Ever-est? | 1.2419 | 0.05946 | 62 | 48 | 13 | 1 |
2665 | No, I don't have any answers. But then again, do you have any tropical fish flakes? | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
2666 | I haven't been fed in 17 years. | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
2667 | Hi! Remember me? I’m the goldfish who fucked your wife! | 1.2419 | 0.06777 | 62 | 50 | 9 | 3 |
2668 | You would think that I would remember what the meaning of life is. Who are you again? | 1.2419 | 0.06777 | 62 | 50 | 9 | 3 |
2669 | The big fish is out right now but I can answer your question. | 1.2419 | 0.05483 | 62 | 47 | 15 | 0 |
2670 | Mountain X - swimming to the sky and beyond. | 1.2419 | 0.05946 | 62 | 48 | 13 | 1 |
2671 | So this is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?!? | 1.2419 | 0.05946 | 62 | 48 | 13 | 1 |
2672 | Keep it simple. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2673 | It's about time! | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2674 | Is it really so surprising that a goldfish is an oracle? | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2675 | No matter how high you climb, you'll never grow beyond the boundaries you let others restrict you with. | 1.2414 | 0.07505 | 58 | 48 | 6 | 4 |
2676 | Good Heavens, Wilberforce!! I can't believe it's really you. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2677 | 'Cool........It's not a canary' | 1.2414 | 0.06650 | 58 | 46 | 10 | 2 |
2678 | -No, my name's Jingles. Nemo lives on the other peak | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2679 | Ready to admit you were on a fishing expedition? | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2680 | You should’ve asked me ten minutes ago… | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2681 | The previous guy couldn't handle the isolation. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2682 | Don't judge a guru by their gills | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2683 | Is this the water view they were talking about? | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2684 | Bubbles sadly realized that “pet owner” was at the bottom of Jack’s priorities. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2685 | So, you've ascended the heights to see the curvature of your world. That'll get old real fast, trust me. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2686 | It feels like I’ve been waiting a lifetime for this moment. Of course, as a carnival fish, our lifetime is usually just a couple of days. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2687 | Be-One-With-Everything Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish | 1.2405 | 0.05164 | 79 | 61 | 17 | 1 |
2688 | I’m tempted to conclude that this has just been one big fishing expedition. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2689 | Whoa ... this really is the Age of Pisces! | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2690 | Yes, Buddha the Goldfish | 1.2405 | 0.06297 | 79 | 65 | 9 | 5 |
2691 | Are you the rescue party? | 1.2405 | 0.05164 | 79 | 61 | 17 | 1 |
2692 | That look tells me you forgot the goldfish food again!! | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2693 | You go, Fish. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2694 | I come in peace | 1.2405 | 0.06297 | 79 | 65 | 9 | 5 |
2695 | Sorry I’m late. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2696 | have I mentioned that I started doing cross-fit? | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2697 | Excuse me, but do you know the wifi password? | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2698 | Though the daily feedings had become an arduous inconvenience, he just couldn’t deny Goldie the incredible view she had become so enamored with | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2699 | I had swum every sea, and this was the last mountain I climbed. | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2700 | The meaning of life? I forget. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2701 | Sigh. There is no escaping Baby Shark. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2702 | Last of the water in the Rockies, and I've already peed in it. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2703 | Did Covid-19 teach you nothing about random? | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2704 | He took his extra robe and bailed. Could you share a snack? | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
2705 | one (with everything) fish two fish red fish blue fish | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2706 | It's a metaphor. Take it or leave it. | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2707 | Finally! A pet friendly rental! | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2708 | That’s when he knew he had met the final boss. | 1.2400 | 0.07318 | 50 | 40 | 8 | 2 |
2709 | This was not supposed to be a fishing trip! | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
2710 | I forgot why I came up here | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2711 | Fish can ride bicycles, what's saying we can't hike either | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2712 | You do know most people just flush us down the toilet, right? | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2713 | The universe is round......the universe is round.....the universe is round.... | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
2714 | So, you were expecting? | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2715 | Still looks like sea level from my vantage point. | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2716 | I know the answers to your questions. Oh, wait, I forgot them. Darn memory span. | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
2717 | What you're looking for you could have found right in your own home. | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2718 | “If I really knew the meaning of life, do you think I would be living in this crummy cave fishbowl?!“ | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2719 | For the record, I don’t find this the least bit allegorical. | 1.2394 | 0.06792 | 71 | 59 | 7 | 5 |
2720 | This is sea level? | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2721 | Are we still not social distancing? | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2722 | I wish I knew how to quit you | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2723 | This was in fact the 9th most perplexing experience John had that day. | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
2724 | Have you seen John Carter? | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2725 | I’m never pet-sitting for Keith again. | 1.2394 | 0.06792 | 71 | 59 | 7 | 5 |
2726 | You're thirsty? Well I'm hungry. | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2727 | Have you seen Nemo? | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2728 | Get ready son, we’ve caught ourselves a hiker!” - Mr. Grizzl | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2729 | Oh, don't be angry! I told you that I would be back in a day or two. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
2730 | Sorry you missed him. Thursdays are his golf day. "All work and no play...", ya know? | 1.2388 | 0.06755 | 67 | 55 | 8 | 4 |
2731 | It's not a canary. And it's not a coal mine. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
2732 | Why do I have to feed you twice a day? | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2733 | Surprise! I bet you were expecting an old sage with a beard. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2734 | Well you didn't expect the secret to a happy and fulfilling life to reside with a human, did you??? | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2735 | Don’t say you’ve run out of water. | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2736 | Don’t tell me …Cimate change | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2737 | No, I'm Swimmy. Swami is two peaks over. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2738 | You found Nemo, buddy, do you have to find the meaning of life too? | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2739 | I was a pet rock in a previous life, so… | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
2740 | We are the Goldberg's, The Goldfish affair is nextdoor. | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2741 | Fish, “ I’ve waited for 13 years to get my revenge on you! “🤨 | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2742 | Thank god. The thin air was starting to mess with my head. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
2743 | Finally some pisces and quiet! | 1.2388 |