Contest #764 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2021-07-25T21:32:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2021-08-08T21:34:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2021-08-02T21:33:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	August 9, 2021
Number of captions	6310
Number of responses	665368
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	If you're from Uber Eats, just sprinkle it in.	1.9155	0.01484	2886	1049	1032	805
1	Congratulations on making it this far. Just one more task and you can reset your password.	1.8742	0.01583	2703	1107	829	767
2	To be fair, you're not what I was expecting either.	1.8371	0.01348	3192	1228	1256	708
3	No sage advice. This is more of a think tank.	1.8312	0.01330	3448	1392	1246	810
4	Congratulations, you have just completed step two of Spirit Airline's refund policy.	1.8210	0.01317	3962	1778	1115	1069
5	You're almost right, I am a monkfish.	1.8142	0.01833	1841	772	639	430
6	Did you bring the little castle?	1.8117	0.01386	3203	1343	1120	740
7	If I had the answers, you think I’d be in this bowl?	1.8072	0.01430	2992	1259	1051	682
8	You think you had a tough time getting here.	1.8023	0.01469	2832	1200	992	640
9	Your parents lied to you about my death.	1.8001	0.01348	3432	1481	1156	795
10	Yes, I really can talk. You have two questions left.	1.7952	0.01263	3730	1569	1356	805
11	You go around in circles and then you die. Got it?	1.7932	0.01768	1973	854	673	446
12	The secret of life? Hydrate.	1.7906	0.01614	2297	978	822	497
13	You think YOU had a hard time getting here!	1.7880	0.01517	2594	1107	930	557
14	You're surprised I live here, but not by the fact I'm talking?	1.7851	0.01583	2489	1101	822	566
15	This is the last time I feed someone's fish while they're on vacation.	1.7828	0.01405	3251	1473	1011	767
16	Life is meaningless. Please exit through the gift shop.	1.7770	0.01555	2578	1155	843	580
17	A little castle, a fake fern, one of those little diver guys . . . you need me to write it down?	1.7769	0.01480	2712	1175	967	570
18	You missed him by one reincarnation.	1.7736	0.01478	2814	1255	941	618
19	The key to happiness? A three second memory span.	1.7719	0.01795	1938	876	628	434
20	I'm hoping that you brought your own water.	1.7711	0.01810	1809	790	643	376
21	It was more impressive when I did it	1.7687	0.01741	2097	965	652	480
22	Please tell me you're here about the leak...	1.7665	0.01975	1623	747	508	368
23	Thought you flushed me ..didn’t you, Mike.	1.7623	0.01652	2289	1051	731	507
24	Bad timing. The swami's at his place on Nantucket.	1.7550	0.01501	3061	1522	767	772
25	Happens all the time. I'm Swimmie. Swami is one mountain over.	1.7535	0.01556	2649	1256	790	603
26	One condition. I'll come home if you get rid of that damn cat.	1.7501	0.01506	2649	1209	893	547
27	I hope you've come to change the water.	1.7486	0.01853	1663	736	609	318
28	I'm Swimi. Swami is on the next peak.	1.7483	0.01493	2773	1294	883	596
29	The guru? He’s now working from home like everyone else.	1.7458	0.01561	2490	1152	819	519
30	Isn't the real question: What are any of us doing here?	1.7455	0.01727	2090	985	652	453
31	You want Enlightenment, one peak over. This is Solitude.	1.7416	0.01752	1896	860	666	370
32	And Roger soon realized his mistake in agreeing to feed his sherpa's fish while on vacation.	1.7322	0.01758	1964	929	632	403
33	You shouldn’t have flushed me, Dave.	1.7321	0.01738	2016	956	644	416
34	A simple 'hello' would be nice. But nooo, everyone always asks how I got up here.	1.7287	0.01725	1917	877	683	357
35	Reincarnation is a bitch.	1.7235	0.01875	1725	827	548	350
36	I'm more of a think tank than a wise man.	1.7219	0.02056	1370	640	471	259
37	I'll tell you the meaning of life if you tell me why you flushed me down the toilet.	1.7216	0.01923	1649	796	516	337
38	Oh you think this hike was hard for YOU?!	1.7206	0.01895	1675	803	537	335
39	Please come home.....we got rid of the cat.	1.7128	0.02077	1473	740	416	317
40	Everyone said Mom and Dad flushed you…But I always knew…	1.7121	0.02088	1351	648	444	259
41	I don’t care how thirsty you are, the answer is no !	1.7107	0.01989	1438	677	500	261
42	I didn't mislead you-I said I had an apartment with a view , I lived alone, and I was looking for a man who enjoyed the outdoors. But honestly, you don't look Jewish.	1.7097	0.02115	1402	702	405	295
43	You made a big mistake flushing me, Frank.	1.7074	0.02087	1367	665	437	265
44	Thirty years of fasting, meditation and prayer can be deeply transformative	1.7055	0.02114	1314	636	429	249
45	I hope you're not thirsty.	1.7017	0.02154	1247	602	415	230
46	No, no, no. I'm The Great Swimmy. The Great Swami is on the mountaintop next door.	1.6995	0.02216	1208	594	383	231
47	I'm waiting for the sea-level rise everyone's talking about.	1.6982	0.02140	1193	560	433	200
48	I suppose you expected an old man with a long beard. They all do.	1.6948	0.02241	1091	516	392	183
49	"Life has no meaning. Please exit through the gift store."	1.6930	0.02342	1101	553	333	215
50	So we meet again, Mr. Goldfish Flusher.	1.6925	0.02353	1083	542	332	209
51	I've traveled a great distance, guru, so don't play koi with me.	1.6888	0.02344	1054	520	342	192
52	Before you drink this, you should know what I do in here.	1.6882	0.02337	1039	507	349	183
53	I sure hope that look in your eyes is a thirst for knowledge.	1.6880	0.02314	1032	496	362	174
54	Congratulations! You have learned that struggle in life is sometimes meaningless"	1.6871	0.02321	1026	494	359	173
55	PLEASE tell me that you brought your own water	1.6848	0.02412	990	490	322	178
56	Welcome to the National Aquarium of Nepal.	1.6840	0.02492	978	500	287	191
57	If it were what you expected, it wouldn't be enlightenment.	1.6790	0.02549	919	469	276	174
58	Whew, good.. We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warrantee..	1.6787	0.02635	912	482	241	189
59	And suddenly Steve realized, that Nirvana was just the name of a fish.	1.6786	0.02575	924	479	263	182
60	Hi. We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.	1.6780	0.02704	910	496	211	203
61	This is the dawning of the Age of Aquariums.	1.6777	0.02563	903	460	274	169
62	Don’t even think about trying to fill your water bottle!	1.6765	0.02579	850	422	281	147
63	You looked different online.	1.6751	0.02602	871	444	266	161
64	Nobody's going to believe you.	1.6733	0.02570	857	428	281	148
65	The prize for reaching the top of the mountain was significantly less than what Harold expected.	1.6703	0.02694	822	425	243	154
66	Please don't be thirsty, please don't be thirsty.	1.6681	0.02836	717	365	225	127
67	Are you the cable guy?	1.6658	0.02745	784	406	234	144
68	When I was flushed, I thought my life was over… but it was just beginning.	1.6654	0.02609	780	381	279	120
69	Are you fully vaccinated?	1.6640	0.02779	762	395	228	139
70	It helps to see the bowl as half full.	1.6607	0.02830	669	331	234	104
71	The sad moment when you realize that “Pot of Gold” was just another mistranslated myth!	1.6598	0.02744	729	366	245	118
72	Yes, a talking goldfish. What did you expect, the Meaning of Life?	1.6561	0.02773	695	346	242	107
73	Yes, it’s remote – but I still feel like I’m living in a fish bowl.	1.6546	0.02904	689	360	207	122
74	You didn't think flushing me down the toilet would end me, did you Carl?	1.6540	0.02983	685	368	186	131
75	After you flushed me I really found myself	1.6531	0.02891	689	359	210	120
76	No matter how high you climb, you are a small fish in a small pond.	1.6498	0.02917	651	334	211	106
77	Okay, but just a sip.	1.6479	0.02946	639	329	206	104
78	I’ve moved up in the world since you flushed me	1.6472	0.03052	598	309	191	98
79	What does a fish have to do to get some privacy??	1.6471	0.02915	629	318	215	96
80	Before you go drinking my water, just remember this is my bathroom too.	1.6450	0.03104	614	329	174	111
81	No. Not even a sip.	1.6448	0.03035	625	330	187	108
82	Did you remember to bring the little castle?	1.6421	0.03019	598	308	196	94
83	Friends or no friends this is the last time I am feeding their fish when they go on vacation.	1.6364	0.03190	572	308	164	100
84	Oh yeah? Well you look like a human out of air.	1.6355	0.03149	557	292	176	89
85	Now who’s the fish out of water?	1.6355	0.03044	557	282	196	79
86	I've been isolating.	1.6345	0.03160	550	288	175	87
87	The secret of life? Everything beats a flush.	1.6284	0.03549	514	297	111	106
88	Proof of God's existence. How else explain the unspilled bowl at this height? Who feeds the goldfish? Who changes the water? Where does the new water come from? Huh? And the Mets are still in first place	1.6274	0.03297	518	278	155	85
89	Thank goodness we had you microchipped	1.6248	0.03328	501	268	153	80
90	The answers you seek are much less interesting than the story of how I got here.	1.6245	0.03255	506	266	164	76
91	Look, no one chooses their spirit animal.	1.6245	0.03356	498	268	149	81
92	Yeah, well, we're all trapped in our own way.	1.6240	0.03199	500	257	174	69
93	Ha, beat you again!	1.6240	0.03382	500	272	144	84
94	Maybe if you’d brought supplemental oxygen you wouldn’t think I was a goldfish.	1.6220	0.03415	492	269	140	83
95	The secret to happiness is a very short memory.	1.6203	0.03410	482	261	143	78
96	You forgot the flakes, didn't you?	1.6162	0.03414	456	242	147	67
97	Sorry Goldie, they’re making us go back to the office.	1.6142	0.03474	451	243	139	69
98	Hi! In case you are wondering, this used to be an ocean.	1.6130	0.03365	460	243	152	65
99	My parents told me they sent you to a farm in Upstate New York	1.6130	0.03527	447	244	132	71
100	This is just the waiting room. Please enjoy my soothing presence until you are called.	1.6115	0.03521	417	220	139	58
101	Now imagine how hard it was for me to get up here.	1.6114	0.03573	440	242	127	71
102	Don't even think about drinking my water.	1.6110	0.03503	437	235	137	65
103	I gotta warn you, Dave, it’s lonely at the top.”	1.6096	0.03407	438	230	149	59
104	No David, what are YOU doing here?	1.6096	0.03468	438	234	141	63
105	You’ve polluted the oceans, rivers, lakes, ponds. Can’t you leave me alone?	1.6076	0.03596	423	231	127	65
106	You the one ordered the ground shrimp pellet delivery from Uber Eats?	1.6071	0.03645	425	236	120	69
107	Next time you run away I'm not going come looking for you.	1.6065	0.03538	432	235	132	65
108	You're looking for the maharaji. I'm the mahi-mahi.	1.6061	0.03693	429	243	112	74
109	There is no meaning and no grand purpose; at least you got your steps in.	1.6058	0.03597	416	226	128	62
110	You must be my Amazon delivery	1.6057	0.03579	421	229	129	63
111	Wait…are you fully vaccinated?	1.6048	0.03636	415	228	123	64
112	Please, no jokes about 'scaling.' I've heard 'em all.	1.6043	0.03543	417	224	134	59
113	Are you vaccinated?	1.6033	0.03533	421	227	134	60
114	You never heard of monkfish?	1.6033	0.03686	426	241	113	72
115	Be nice to your kids. They pick your retirement home.	1.6025	0.03470	405	211	144	50
116	I know, reincarnation surprises even me.	1.6020	0.03611	407	221	127	59
117	You can leave it there, I requested contactless delivery	1.6015	0.03565	409	220	132	57
118	Do you remember me, Roger? You flushed me in 3rd grade.	1.6009	0.03635	436	247	116	73
119	The meaning of life? Sink or swim, bucko!	1.6000	0.03707	410	230	114	66
120	First lesson: Lower your expectations.	1.5995	0.03811	387	217	108	62
121	Oh good, you brought water.	1.5990	0.03545	394	208	136	50
122	Surprised? Well, not all hermits are crabs.	1.5985	0.03781	391	219	110	62
123	Thin air? I hadn't noticed.	1.5974	0.03574	390	207	133	50
124	Remember, this water is also my toilet...	1.5965	0.03739	399	224	112	63
125	Me? I just used the fish ladder out back.	1.5953	0.03718	383	210	118	55
126	So you're the first human up here? Congrats, I was the first fish.	1.5952	0.03719	378	206	119	53
127	The secret of life is hydration.	1.5947	0.03760	380	210	114	56
128	The secret to eternal life? Change the water in your bowl twice a week.	1.5942	0.03708	382	209	119	54
129	The Meaning of Life?? Simply carry me down this mountain and release me in a pond…..then I will tell you.	1.5930	0.03735	371	202	118	51
130	So what did you expect? It’s the Age of Aquariums.	1.5925	0.03854	373	210	105	58
131	No, I said the meaning of life is just a load of carp.	1.5913	0.03961	367	211	95	61
132	The secret of life? Stay hydrated.	1.5908	0.03644	391	214	123	54
133	Certainly you didn't think you'd seen the last of me when you flushed.	1.5889	0.03796	343	184	116	43
134	Amazon delivered me here.	1.5875	0.03983	337	188	100	49
135	Of all the nooks in all the mountains in all the world, you walk into mine.	1.5861	0.03868	360	202	105	53
136	Yes ,I’m a goldfish. What did you expect? Enlightenment?	1.5859	0.03630	396	219	122	55
137	The guru is wintering in Bali. Anything I can help you with?	1.5847	0.03878	354	198	105	51
138	Enlightenment is knowing you’re just a big fish in a small pond	1.5836	0.03906	341	189	105	47
139	But Mom and Dad said you went to a better place	1.5821	0.03898	347	194	104	49
140	It was a bit of a climb, but Steve was happy to finally find an apartment that allowed pets for just $1000 a month	1.5808	0.04233	334	199	76	59
141	Kind of puts your accomplishments in perspective, doesn’t it?	1.5802	0.03956	343	194	99	50
142	Did you see my Amazon package on the way up?	1.5796	0.03888	333	183	107	43
143	Gurus can sometimes be koi.	1.5775	0.03915	355	203	99	53
144	The meaning of life is to swim in circles. Have a safe trip down.	1.5764	0.03944	347	198	98	51
145	Not the pot of gold you were looking for, eh?	1.5762	0.04075	328	188	91	49
146	Ok, great! My ride is here.	1.5759	0.03859	323	175	110	38
147	Forget the cherries. Life is just a bowl.	1.5757	0.04013	337	193	94	50
148	Is there no privacy anywhere?	1.5750	0.04035	320	180	96	44
149	And for my third wish, I asked for a view near the water.	1.5745	0.03992	322	180	99	43
150	Crap, forgot the fish food.	1.5741	0.03705	317	165	122	30
151	Before I reveal the secret of life - do you have any fish food with you?	1.5741	0.03801	324	174	114	36
152	I know. If I came all this way I’d be disappointed too.	1.5736	0.03734	326	173	119	34
153	You're blocking my view.	1.5732	0.04193	314	182	84	48
154	I asked you for one thing and you forgot. Fish food, Frank. Fish food.	1.5723	0.04056	318	180	94	44
155	Congratulations. You’ve reached sea level.	1.5700	0.04091	307	173	93	41
156	Yes, I’m a fish. You may ask two more questions wanderer.	1.5698	0.03720	351	193	116	42
157	Cave's taken.	1.5686	0.03969	306	168	102	36
158	Having regrets about flushing me down the toilet?	1.5667	0.04349	300	178	74	48
159	Is Trump still president?	1.5649	0.04135	308	177	88	43
160	You forgot the plastic bag, didn't you	1.5621	0.04136	290	163	91	36
161	I see you got my text.	1.5606	0.03970	289	157	102	30
162	Is it half full or half empty?	1.5603	0.04195	282	159	88	35
163	Zen is the next cave up. This is reincarnation.	1.5591	0.04320	279	161	80	38
164	You won’t believe this but.. they were OUT of fish food.	1.5591	0.04350	279	162	78	39
165	Forget the mystery of life. The real mystery is how I got here.	1.5576	0.04118	278	154	93	31
166	I'm NOT being koi.	1.5560	0.04552	277	168	64	45
167	What if I told you "we're all living in a fishbowl"?	1.5543	0.04142	276	154	91	31
168	You must be the pet sitter.	1.5529	0.04080	293	166	92	35
169	It's safe. Biden won.	1.5524	0.04243	286	166	82	38
170	Now who's the fool on the hill?	1.5506	0.04146	267	148	91	28
171	Just calm down, I know you must be thirsty, but let's not doing anything hasty here.	1.5500	0.04263	260	146	85	29
172	Don't act so koi with me	1.5498	0.04355	291	175	72	44
173	Honestly, sea level rise can't get here soon enough.	1.5492	0.04181	264	147	89	28
174	Life sucks, then you get flushed down the toilet.	1.5455	0.04387	253	145	78	30
175	"Since you ask, the secret of life is to just keep swimming."	1.5447	0.04475	257	151	72	34
176	Haven’t you heard? The sea is rising.	1.5444	0.04277	259	147	83	29
177	The meaning of life?! How about ‘don’t flush your friends down the toilet.’	1.5437	0.04331	263	152	79	32
178	Now what makes you think this is a phishing scheme?	1.5434	0.04103	265	147	92	26
179	The higher up you go the better the prizes get	1.5427	0.04169	293	172	83	38
180	Where's the regular guy with dehydrated shrimp?	1.5422	0.04441	249	144	75	30
181	Finding me up here is about as likely as writing a winning caption.	1.5421	0.04521	273	167	64	42
182	The good prizes are at the summit.	1.5415	0.04564	253	151	67	35
183	At least one of us has enough oxygen at this altitude.	1.5410	0.04547	244	143	70	31
184	Enlightenment may be more complicated than Brian considered.	1.5407	0.04519	246	144	71	31
185	Brian please,I've told you I need my space.	1.5403	0.04268	248	139	84	25
186	Tell me you brought fish food.	1.5401	0.04327	274	162	76	36
187	If you can hear me, you have attained your desired state of consciousness. Now, please take me to the river.	1.5375	0.04566	253	152	66	35
188	Well, I wasn't expecting to see you either	1.5362	0.04482	235	135	74	26
189	I'm the Dory Lama.	1.5360	0.04538	250	149	68	33
190	Get a fish" they said, "It's a low maintenance pet" they said..	1.5359	0.04650	237	141	65	31
191	Nirvana, my friend, is a few flakes a day and someone to change the water.	1.5357	0.04475	252	149	71	32
192	Now that you’re vaccinated, can we please move back to the city?	1.5344	0.04687	247	151	60	36
193	I am glad you came because I’ve been trying to reach you to discuss your car warranty.	1.5324	0.04460	278	172	64	42
194	So this is the studio walkup with water views!	1.5310	0.04329	258	151	77	30
195	Oh, so a fish can't know the meaning of life?	1.5310	0.04615	226	132	68	26
196	Yes, it is me, Ernie. I suspect you didn't expect to see me again after you flushed, did you?	1.5301	0.04429	266	161	69	36
197	I forget why I asked you to meet me here.	1.5292	0.04646	240	145	63	32
198	Don't ask.	1.5290	0.04176	259	148	85	26
199	Long time no sea.	1.5289	0.04799	225	136	59	30
200	...and there, frozen in terror, he found himself face-to-face with the legendary Abominable Goldfish.	1.5289	0.04544	225	130	71	24
201	Who did you expect? Moses?	1.5277	0.04644	235	141	64	30
202	I guess this is what they mean when they say it’s the journey not the destination.	1.5269	0.04200	260	150	83	27
203	Did you remember to get me a little castle?	1.5251	0.04942	219	135	53	31
204	No wisdom for you until you change my water.	1.5246	0.04439	244	144	72	28
205	I trust you brought your own water.	1.5246	0.04401	244	143	74	27
206	The secrets to a long, healthy life? Avoid the sun, stay hydrated, and, above all, avoid seafood.	1.5244	0.04758	225	136	60	29
207	What? You were expecting enlightenment?	1.5244	0.04716	225	135	62	28
208	I thought I found one place I could escape the feeling I was living in a fishbowl.	1.5242	0.04685	227	136	63	28
209	You’re in a bubble too you know…	1.5238	0.04665	231	139	63	29
210	The meaning of life is not to flush it down the toilet.	1.5234	0.04899	214	130	56	28
211	Frank then realized that his mom wasn’t lying when she said that his fish had “run away.”	1.5231	0.04775	216	129	61	26
212	Sure it's a walk-up, but at least there's a window.	1.5227	0.04391	220	124	77	19
213	Fish food first, meaning of life second.	1.5226	0.04491	243	145	69	29
214	Well, what are YOU doing here?	1.5213	0.04766	211	125	62	24
215	Hello Edmond. Thought you’d be done when you flushed me didn’t you?	1.5198	0.04262	252	147	79	26
216	And you're expecting a goldfish to tell you the meaning of life?	1.5195	0.04584	231	138	66	27
217	Kiss me and I'll turn into a down escalator.	1.5179	0.04734	224	136	60	28
218	Yeah, I know – the whole reincarnation thing didn’t work out too well for me last time.	1.5169	0.04552	236	142	66	28
219	You must have misread the sign...it's "Contemplation of the Sole"	1.5149	0.04974	202	123	54	25
220	Winning carnival prizes is more challenging than it used to be.	1.5148	0.04419	237	140	72	25
221	The disappointment and disillusionment are mutual.	1.5146	0.04804	206	123	60	23
222	If a fish in a bowl can climb a mountain, you can figure out your own damn problems.	1.5126	0.04980	199	121	54	24
223	Wanda, why do you ask?	1.5125	0.04723	240	151	55	34
224	I'm a Buddhist monkfish.	1.5124	0.04892	201	121	57	23
225	There you are, ok I got rid of the cat...	1.5124	0.04892	201	121	57	23
226	I was released into the wild.	1.5096	0.04819	208	126	58	24
227	I will tell you the secret of life after you change the water.	1.5093	0.04990	214	135	49	30
228	You may ask me three questions as long as they aren’t about me being a fish.	1.5075	0.04929	199	121	55	23
229	I'm Swimmy, Swami is two peaks to the left.	1.5051	0.05191	196	124	45	27
230	If I knew the secret of life you think I'd be here??	1.5050	0.04860	200	121	57	22
231	Great job - OK now YOU hide!	1.5047	0.04719	214	130	60	24
232	The meaning of life? To swim counterclockwise.	1.5026	0.04840	189	112	59	18
233	The secret to a long and happy life is not having any attention span.	1.5026	0.05149	193	121	47	25
234	Karma's a bitch, ain't it.	1.5025	0.04790	201	121	59	21
235	Of all the mountain tops in the world, you walk into mine...	1.5025	0.04957	203	126	52	25
236	What? They said the oceans were rising and I took precautions.	1.5025	0.04957	203	126	52	25
237	Sorry. The Guru is two peaks over.	1.5024	0.04588	207	122	66	19
238	That's it Goldie. Run away once more and you're going back to the pound.	1.5023	0.04782	213	131	57	25
239	Welcome to Trump Tower in Nepal.	1.5023	0.05065	217	141	43	33
240	You live, you die, you're flushed.	1.5023	0.04952	221	142	47	32
241	You may not like the answer, but then again, you're not a fish.	1.5022	0.04622	223	136	62	25
242	Oh, great. Another 'seeker of wisdom' just popping in. No privacy at all. It's like I'm living in a goldfish bowl.	1.5022	0.04708	223	138	58	27
243	Suddenly, Bill remembers that he forgot the fish food.	1.5000	0.05051	198	124	49	25
244	So the key to life comes down to one word, “HYDRATE “	1.5000	0.04122	230	131	83	16
245	Is it really that hard to feed me three times a day?	1.5000	0.04548	222	134	65	23
246	We are going home. I am tired of bringing you food up here everyday.	1.5000	0.04827	226	144	51	31
247	Finally, someone to change my water	1.4978	0.04489	223	134	67	22
248	You could at least try not to look so disappointed.	1.4976	0.04588	207	123	65	19
249	And you thought you could just flush our life together down the toilet, Carl. I know we can make this work.	1.4974	0.04898	195	119	55	21
250	Jerry, I hope you've got fresh water in that backpack!	1.4973	0.04855	185	110	58	17
251	There you are, Nemo.	1.4973	0.04893	183	109	57	17
252	What? Not the kind of gold you were looking for?	1.4955	0.04724	222	139	56	27
253	Hey,Jim. Remember that goldfish you flushed when you were 8?	1.4952	0.04785	210	130	56	24
254	Welcome! You have three wishes, but you can't wish for more wishes, water, or a fish dinner.	1.4950	0.05062	200	127	47	26
255	And all this time the answers to life's questions were in my living room	1.4944	0.05179	178	110	48	20
256	I’m sure you have a lot of questions.	1.4927	0.04871	205	128	53	24
257	Look who it is. Tim crawling back after discovering there weren’t better fish in the sea	1.4921	0.05190	191	122	44	25
258	Robert considers carefully how to get past the Guardian Goldfish	1.4920	0.05108	187	117	48	22
259	'The old worn out treasure map just said Gold.!!'	1.4917	0.05115	181	112	49	20
260	The truth? I could use some pellets.	1.4917	0.04932	181	109	55	17
261	The good news, O pilgrim, is that reincarnation is real.	1.4916	0.05218	179	112	46	21
262	Holy mackerel.	1.4913	0.04893	173	102	57	14
263	Please tell me you're here to fix my broadband.	1.4911	0.04649	224	140	58	26
264	Would you mind changing my water?	1.4911	0.04563	224	138	62	24
265	Getting the bowl up here was the easy part.	1.4911	0.04518	224	137	64	23
266	This is the last scavenger hunt...ever.	1.4906	0.04704	212	131	58	23
267	The way to enlightenment is unshellfishness	1.4894	0.04858	188	114	56	18
268	The guru is the next cave over - I'm the fugu.	1.4892	0.04955	186	114	53	19
269	You're not thirsty, right?	1.4891	0.04874	184	111	56	17
270	The meaning of life is to circle the globe until you go belly-up.	1.4888	0.05239	178	112	45	21
271	I told you you couldn't run away from your responsibilities, Steve.	1.4885	0.04624	217	134	60	23
272	The path to enlightenment is to have a 3 second memory.	1.4878	0.05016	205	132	46	27
273	Advice? Don't pee in water you swim in.	1.4868	0.04954	189	117	52	20
274	George was just one reincarnation too late.	1.4868	0.04722	189	113	60	16
275	Before you eyeball this water, think about what it is that I do in here.	1.4866	0.04757	187	112	59	16
276	Heard the Oceans were rising. Getting ahead of the game.	1.4865	0.04974	185	114	52	19
277	Thank god you got my text	1.4865	0.05205	185	118	44	23
278	Last time I offer to pet sit	1.4863	0.05014	183	113	51	19
279	The hermit crab will see you shortly	1.4862	0.05114	181	113	48	20
280	“I’m the first in a series of gatekeepers. Each is increasingly more ferocious than me.”	1.4861	0.04731	216	136	55	25
281	Are you with Amazon? I have been waiting for my fish flakes since last week.	1.4860	0.05033	179	110	51	18
282	THATS where they go when you flush them?!	1.4852	0.04973	169	101	54	14
283	Before you started, did anyone mention the term "red herring"?	1.4848	0.05410	165	104	42	19
284	Took you long enough! Now you hide and I’ll count.	1.4844	0.05221	192	125	41	26
285	My few cents? Reincarnation is not fake news.	1.4831	0.04926	178	108	54	16
286	Don't tell me you forgot my little castle.	1.4821	0.05535	168	109	37	22
287	And I thought my parents were joking when they said Goldie went to a faraway place.	1.4817	0.05152	164	100	49	15
288	I’m really starting to hate these scavenger hunts	1.4815	0.04839	189	116	55	18
289	Did you remember to get the fish food.	1.4813	0.05162	187	120	44	23
290	You’ve come a long way. You’re thirsty. I get it! But let’s keep this in perspective…	1.4809	0.05072	183	115	48	20
291	Good, you got my text.	1.4798	0.04680	198	121	59	18
292	Finall!, Are you from UberEats? I ordered 3 days ago!	1.4795	0.05202	171	107	46	18
293	It’s about time! I can’t change this water myself, you know	1.4794	0.04804	194	120	55	19
294	Oh, thank God! I’ve been stranded up here for three seconds! Oh, thank God! I’ve been stranded up here for three seconds! Oh, thank God! I’ve…	1.4793	0.05180	169	105	47	17
295	You’re early. Your cave won’t be ready til 3, so, if you’d like to, hangout on the ledge.	1.4788	0.05271	165	103	45	17
296	I thought the fortune teller said I'd be granted one wish at the top of the mountain.	1.4787	0.04906	211	137	47	27
297	I see you departing on a great journey to return here with fresh water and and a tank brush.	1.4785	0.05173	163	100	48	15
298	Food floats, poop sinks, always look upwards.	1.4780	0.05032	182	114	49	19
299	Must have been nice to do it with legs...	1.4769	0.05054	195	126	45	24
300	It was this or get flushed.	1.4765	0.05157	170	106	47	17
301	Thirteen years swimming in a bowl does not lead to enlightenment!	1.4757	0.04972	185	116	50	19
302	The secret to life? Don't get hooked.	1.4751	0.05289	181	118	40	23
303	He's out at the moment, would you like to leave a message?	1.4747	0.04385	217	132	67	18
304	Let me guess, someone told you that there was gold in these hills and they 'forgot' to say fish.	1.4746	0.05319	177	115	40	22
305	Great job. Now it’s your turn to hide.	1.4745	0.04982	196	126	47	23
306	I took the elevator.	1.4744	0.05260	156	96	46	14
307	There you are little guy, I've been looking everywhere for you.	1.4740	0.04889	173	105	54	14
308	Hi there! I’m one of the last signs of oxygen deprivation.	1.4737	0.05201	171	108	45	18
309	Excuse my current reincarnation. With any luck, I'll be a cat within a week and I won't give a damn about your problems.	1.4727	0.05609	165	109	34	22
310	Sorry, we're full.	1.4725	0.04970	182	114	50	18
311	Thought you could get rid of me that easily, huh?	1.4724	0.05316	163	103	43	17
312	It might help you wrap your head around this to know that right now, somewhere in the world, a yogi is sitting on an end table and a cat is staring at him.	1.4716	0.05520	176	118	33	25
313	People always get it wrong. It's survival of the fishest.	1.4709	0.05434	172	113	37	22
314	...And that’s the moment Barry learned he missed his Guru by one reincarnated lifetime.	1.4709	0.05173	189	124	41	24
315	You’ll find peace once you accept the size of your own bowl.	1.4706	0.04878	170	103	54	13
316	I can’t be your emotional support animal anymore.	1.4699	0.05245	166	105	44	17
317	The rent is cheap and I like the view. Next question.	1.4695	0.05291	164	104	43	17
318	Did you remember the sparkling water?	1.4693	0.04903	179	111	52	16
319	Lower your expectations.	1.4691	0.05410	162	104	40	18
320	You shouldn’t have followed me here David. We’re just two, conflicted comets on different paths”	1.4686	0.05239	175	113	42	20
321	Nah, I'm Doctor Guppy. Gupta's on the next mountain over.	1.4684	0.05511	158	102	38	18
322	Did you remember to get fishfood this time?	1.4671	0.05516	152	97	39	16
323	Sure, you didn't find the wisdom you seek, but isn't a talking fish still worth the climb?	1.4670	0.04968	182	115	49	18
324	You'd better be the DoorDash guy with some fish food.	1.4667	0.05196	165	104	45	16
325	Don’t answer when he asks, “If you could be anything….”	1.4663	0.05037	193	126	44	23
326	I hope you brought flakes.	1.4663	0.04856	178	110	53	15
327	I wish you people would just leave me alone.	1.4660	0.04699	206	131	54	21
328	You? You again?	1.4659	0.05216	176	114	42	20
329	I'd tell you the Secret of Life but I have the memory of a goldfish.	1.4658	0.05434	161	104	39	18
330	He's not here. He took a job at Goldman Sachs.	1.4656	0.04892	189	120	50	19
331	Vishnu" or "fish knew"	1.4655	0.05385	174	115	37	22
332	Marco!	1.4651	0.05306	172	112	40	20
333	If you can figure out how I got myself up here and am still alive, then you will understand the meaning of life.	1.4645	0.04886	183	115	51	17
334	Kind of anti-climatic, huh?	1.4643	0.05333	168	109	40	19
335	Congratulations. You have reached the height of absurdity!	1.4641	0.05227	181	119	40	22
336	I’m in witness protection!	1.4639	0.05029	166	103	49	14
337	Sorry Sir. Your appointment was an hour ago.	1.4636	0.05380	151	95	42	14
338	I lived that life, had my fun, but let me tell you...swimming with the sharks gets old real fast.	1.4634	0.05072	164	102	48	14
339	The secret of life? Go with the flow.	1.4631	0.05175	149	91	47	11
340	Not for the first time, on his weekly 200km round-trip to the fish food store, Ned wished Buddha had been reborn as a mountain goat.	1.4629	0.05299	175	115	39	21
341	After a long and arduous hike, Ernie found a pot of goldfish at the end of the rainbow.	1.4629	0.05045	175	111	47	17
342	Before I announce the meaning of life, would you be a sport and change my water?	1.4626	0.05651	147	95	36	16
343	You can work from anywhere these days.	1.4626	0.05398	147	92	42	13
344	If I knew so much would I be in this bowl?	1.4625	0.05529	160	105	36	19
345	What did you expect? A llama?	1.4615	0.05594	143	91	38	14
346	You want the next mountain over.	1.4615	0.05255	156	98	44	14
347	It's a bit confining but the view is great.	1.4611	0.04751	180	111	55	14
348	Nobody puts Baby in the toilet!	1.4611	0.05149	167	106	45	16
349	My other bowl is an ocean.	1.4611	0.05078	167	105	47	15
350	Not what you expected, eh?	1.4611	0.05078	167	105	47	15
351	'Listen bud, would I be stuck in this bowl if I had any answers?'	1.4610	0.05383	154	98	41	15
352	As long as you’re here, could you change my water?	1.4607	0.04788	178	110	54	14
353	Did you have trouble with that last 1000 feet,too?	1.4607	0.05170	178	116	42	20
354	Remote work, you know	1.4607	0.04854	178	111	52	15
355	Your sherpa really played you, man. The guru is on the top of the first mountain to the north.	1.4601	0.05018	163	101	49	13
356	And you thought when you flushed me down the toilet you'd never see me again?	1.4601	0.05382	163	106	39	18
357	Sorry, the wise man you're looking for is two mountains over.	1.4598	0.05065	174	111	46	17
358	Who is trapped?	1.4595	0.05539	148	95	38	15
359	Not what you were expecting? I get a lot of that.	1.4591	0.05183	159	100	45	14
360	To those seeking my wisdom I say: Carp-e diem.	1.4586	0.05071	157	97	48	12
361	Atop Mt Wisdom,he received The Word according to Carp	1.4586	0.05166	181	119	41	21
362	He who seeks wisdom is often disappointed.	1.4583	0.05564	144	92	38	14
363	Nobody's ever going to top this fish story.	1.4581	0.05434	155	100	39	16
364	I dropped out of school to find myself.	1.4577	0.05440	142	89	41	12
365	Can I circle back to you?	1.4575	0.05563	153	100	36	17
366	Are you waiting for the great flood as well?	1.4575	0.05162	153	95	46	12
367	You don't remember me, do you?	1.4573	0.05562	164	110	33	21
368	Do I look like a monkfish to you?	1.4571	0.05043	175	112	46	17
369	The meaning of life? You swim around in circles,somebody over feeds you,and you get flushed down a toilet.	1.4571	0.04911	175	110	50	15
370	If you lived here, you'd be home by now.	1.4570	0.05124	151	93	47	11
371	Sure, I can tell you the meaning of life! Oh wait…I forget.	1.4565	0.04924	184	118	48	18
372	The swami? He got tired of all the visitors.	1.4564	0.05344	149	94	42	13
373	You forgot my sunken castle tank ornament, didn't you?	1.4555	0.04677	191	120	55	16
374	You flushed. I woke up here. The world turns.	1.4545	0.05300	154	98	42	14
375	Not what you expected to see up here? Yeah I get that a lot.	1.4545	0.05501	143	91	39	13
376	It's all about the journey, you lucky bastard!	1.4540	0.05255	174	115	39	20
377	The Master is out. What's your question?	1.4540	0.05015	163	102	48	13
378	Hi! I am a high-altitude-induced hallucination.	1.4539	0.05510	152	99	37	16
379	So, Robert. Don't worry - I've completely forgotten that flushing incident.	1.4534	0.05209	161	103	43	15
380	The secret to life is having a 'bowl half-full" attitude	1.4533	0.05563	150	98	36	16
381	I’m really hoping you brought fish food.	1.4533	0.05145	150	93	46	11
382	But the clue said "when you reach the highest height you will find a pot of GOLD...."	1.4532	0.05796	139	91	33	15
383	Much to his dismay it was Jimmy, whom he had flushed years before.	1.4531	0.04997	192	127	43	22
384	You think YOU'RE confused?	1.4529	0.05010	170	108	47	15
385	Didn’t you see the big sign at the bottom? “Wise Hermit - Thursday thru Sunday, Talking Goldfish - Monday thru Wednesday”?	1.4528	0.05478	159	105	36	18
386	Typo or not you asked to visit a Swimi!	1.4528	0.05180	159	101	44	14
387	Kind of a letdown, isn’t it?	1.4528	0.05551	159	106	34	19
388	And that’s the moment Jeff realized he’d been catfished.	1.4528	0.05331	159	103	40	16
389	Pet adoption has gotten so competitive.	1.4528	0.05256	159	102	42	15
390	No one will believe you.	1.4527	0.05193	148	92	45	11
391	I am in a fish bowl? Wow, you are not very self-aware are you?	1.4519	0.06106	135	91	27	17
392	I don't mean to be koi, but you've had the answers inside of you all along.	1.4518	0.05095	166	106	45	15
393	When you get to the hamster, you're almost there.	1.4516	0.05274	155	99	42	14
394	Sorry, the guru plays golf every Wednesday.	1.4516	0.05582	155	103	34	18
395	Stay hydrated.”	1.4514	0.05816	144	96	31	17
396	Did you remember the fish food?	1.4513	0.04776	195	126	50	19
397	You see, the key to happiness is to have a three-second memory.	1.4512	0.05283	164	107	40	17
398	He's out replenishing his sagacity. Can I take a message?	1.4512	0.04992	164	103	48	13
399	I hope you remembered to bring a clear plastic bag	1.4507	0.05343	142	89	42	11
400	Relax, I’m just his pet.	1.4507	0.05616	142	92	36	14
401	I signed up for a climbing expedition, not a phishing expedition.	1.4506	0.05330	162	106	39	17
402	Looks like you'll be sleeping with the fishes tonight.	1.4506	0.05330	162	106	39	17
403	This can't be the meaning of life!	1.4503	0.04615	191	120	56	15
404	Don’t even think of it—I peed in the water!	1.4500	0.05674	140	91	35	14
405	Climb high and go for the gold, they said." I knew there was something fishy about that	1.4497	0.05302	169	112	38	19
406	Thank God. The bear was starting to doubt my wish-granting abilities.	1.4494	0.05502	158	105	35	18
407	You must be the new pet sitter	1.4494	0.04963	158	98	49	11
408	Your fish has been granted.	1.4493	0.05449	138	87	40	11
409	No, you can't have a drink.	1.4493	0.05546	138	88	38	12
410	Why is the question always, "What's the wi-fi password?"	1.4491	0.05482	167	113	33	21
411	The secret of life is fish food. Please tell me you brought the fish food.	1.4490	0.05726	147	98	32	17
412	Well, well, well... we meet again.	1.4490	0.05644	147	97	34	16
413	Feed me, then we’ll talk.	1.4485	0.05200	136	83	45	8
414	… Steve misunderstood his mother’s dying wishes about storing the family gold in a high place.	1.4485	0.05979	136	91	29	16
415	I’ll tell you the meaning of life, but first change the water in my bowl	1.4485	0.05116	165	106	44	15
416	You might reconsider your disappointment given you have found a talking fish.	1.4477	0.05297	172	115	37	20
417	I will grant you one fish”.	1.4476	0.05497	143	92	38	13
418	Just a few more steps until I win the gold…fish?	1.4474	0.05662	152	102	32	18
419	Beat you!	1.4470	0.05921	132	87	31	14
420	Feed me and then I'll tell you the meaning of life.	1.4467	0.05796	150	102	29	19
421	Relax...if this was a bear cave I wouldn't be in the bowl.	1.4462	0.05467	130	81	40	9
422	As the Buddha reminds us: even when you feel underwater; BREATHE.	1.4462	0.05988	130	86	30	14
423	It’s the journey, not the destination.	1.4452	0.05414	146	94	39	13
424	Sorry, I don’t know the meaning of life. I’m just here to remind you to stay hydrated.	1.4452	0.05189	155	99	43	13
425	Finally. The app said the delivery would be here four days ago!	1.4444	0.05237	153	98	42	13
426	Sorry no... that's the Oracle of Delphi. I can only see 3 seconds into the past.	1.4444	0.05467	144	93	38	13
427	Seriously? Do I look like I’d know the secret of life?	1.4437	0.05338	142	90	41	11
428	Sorry, this is the meaning of life	1.4436	0.05485	133	84	39	10
429	OMG WATER AND DINNER	1.4430	0.05424	158	105	36	17
430	That’s when Jake discovered that the ancient Inca word for ‘gold mine’ is very similar to their word for ‘gold fish’.	1.4423	0.05624	156	106	31	19
431	The meaning of life? Have a six second memory.	1.4417	0.05372	163	109	36	18
432	Welcome to this pike’s peak!	1.4412	0.05208	170	113	39	18
433	Please don’t say you’re thirsty.	1.4412	0.05974	136	92	28	16
434	I’d tell you how I got up here, but I have the memory of a goldfish.	1.4410	0.05126	161	104	43	14
435	I’m headed down now so this spot is all yours.	1.4409	0.05772	127	82	34	11
436	So which one of us is really outside our element?	1.4408	0.05422	152	100	37	15
437	The listing said, "High room with a view, pool and fishing"	1.4407	0.04992	177	116	44	17
438	I thought I was going to find a monk, not a monk fish.	1.4403	0.05248	159	104	40	15
439	Oh thank god. Couldn't remember how to climb down.	1.4395	0.05139	157	101	43	13
440	Teach a man to fish, you will feed him for a day. Teach a fish to man, you'll be very confused.	1.4394	0.05717	132	86	34	12
441	True happiness is a change of water.	1.4388	0.05414	139	89	39	11
442	I specifically didn’t buy a dog so I wouldn’t have to worry about you wandering off!	1.4379	0.05551	153	103	33	17
443	Don't look so disappointed; you're no guru either.	1.4375	0.05637	144	96	33	15
444	They brought me up to do altitude training for the rising sea levels. You?	1.4371	0.05064	167	109	43	15
445	Jonah, the early years.	1.4371	0.05273	167	112	37	18
446	Look, I'm not happy about it either.	1.4366	0.05516	142	93	36	13
447	You, too, shall only grow as big as your bowl.	1.4365	0.05909	126	83	31	12
448	I just think the ocean is overrated.	1.4362	0.05330	149	97	39	13
449	Don’t be koi.	1.4361	0.05976	133	90	28	15
450	We’ve been waiting for you, Jeffrey	1.4361	0.05479	133	85	38	10
451	I'll just run away again.	1.4358	0.04948	179	118	44	17
452	Do you blindly followed your GPS as well?	1.4356	0.05151	163	107	41	15
453	You were expecting a hermit crab, I presume	1.4356	0.05224	163	108	39	16
454	Oh, I forgot to say - Stay hydrated!	1.4342	0.05417	152	101	36	15
455	It’s a common mistake - the Goldmans are two mountains over.	1.4342	0.05653	152	104	30	18
456	As you can see, life has no meaning.	1.4336	0.05918	143	99	26	18
457	Okay, now you hide.	1.4336	0.05749	143	97	30	16
458	Welcome. The secret to happiness is a short memory. Welcome. The secret to happiness is a short memory. Welcome....	1.4336	0.05575	143	95	34	14
459	Um...I'll share the water if you can get me out of here before the eagle gets back.	1.4333	0.05468	150	100	35	15
460	Just a sip, OK?	1.4331	0.05290	157	104	38	15
461	The owner accepted an offer an hour ago but you're welcome to have a look around.	1.4328	0.05238	134	84	42	8
462	Believe me, I'm just as surprised as you are.	1.4326	0.05895	141	97	27	17
463	It’s easier through Zoom, you know?	1.4326	0.05355	141	91	39	11
464	Did you bring me those crackers I like?	1.4324	0.05088	148	94	44	10
465	Why yes, I am vegan	1.4323	0.05260	155	102	39	14
466	Think outside the bowl.	1.4320	0.05604	125	80	36	9
467	Did you really think that flush trick would work?	1.4317	0.05690	139	93	32	14
468	Well it's about time you made it! My water needs changing.	1.4315	0.05135	146	93	43	10
469	Yes, I live in a fishbowl too	1.4314	0.05468	153	103	34	16
470	Sorry, I don't know a 'Wanda'.	1.4314	0.05144	153	99	42	12
471	The meaning of life? Simple: H. 2. O.	1.4310	0.05047	174	116	41	17
472	When you have no memory,you live in the now.	1.4306	0.05456	144	95	36	13
473	While you're here, can you change my water?	1.4306	0.05456	144	95	36	13
474	What were you expecting? The Dalai Lama	1.4305	0.05358	151	100	37	14
475	Once again, Joe regretted not packing his fly rod.	1.4298	0.06079	121	81	28	12
476	What happened to the regular delivery guy?	1.4297	0.05941	128	86	29	13
477	Welcome, you're the first to arrive. We're expecting two more. Then we'll get started.	1.4296	0.05811	135	91	30	14
478	My last wish was to come back as a fish.	1.4295	0.05324	149	98	38	13
479	It’s tricky: No humans ever get to tell others we mountain piranhas even exist.	1.4295	0.05492	149	100	34	15
480	Does this bowl make me look fat ?	1.4286	0.05874	133	90	29	14
481	What do you mean you forgot the Flakes?	1.4286	0.05034	154	99	44	11
482	There you are, please just come back home and we can talk about it.	1.4286	0.05545	147	99	33	15
483	I wouldn’t mind a change of water.	1.4286	0.05282	140	90	40	10
484	I was left here- what’s your excuse?	1.4286	0.06008	126	85	28	13
485	My first piece of advice is don’t listen to a fish stuck in a cave on a mountaintop.	1.4276	0.05514	145	97	34	14
486	What can I say,expectations invariably disappoint.	1.4276	0.05155	145	93	42	10
487	I'm self-isolating.	1.4275	0.05716	138	93	31	14
488	Sorry, I'm a koi. If you are looking for a koan, the Buddhists are one mountain over.	1.4275	0.05839	131	88	30	13
489	I'm finding myself.	1.4274	0.05392	124	78	39	7
490	You can have one sip, but that's it.	1.4267	0.05544	150	102	32	16
491	Water. The secret to life is water.	1.4265	0.05486	136	89	36	11
492	This lake has amazing mountain views	1.4265	0.05962	136	94	26	16
493	My advice will sound fishy.	1.4262	0.05810	122	80	32	10
494	Welcome to my humble a-bowl.	1.4262	0.06259	122	84	24	14
495	Eddie will be back in a minute. He’s defrosting some ice cubes for happy hour.	1.4262	0.05449	122	77	38	7
496	You signed up for a hiking and fishing trip. I’m the second part.	1.4259	0.05091	162	107	41	14
497	Okay, Goldie. This is the LAST time I’m coming to get you. Quit running away from home!	1.4255	0.05803	141	97	28	16
498	Well, well, well...You thought you could just leave me on the shelf at home did you?	1.4251	0.04909	167	109	45	13
499	Would you mind taking me back down with you?	1.4247	0.05484	146	98	34	14
500	Not the pot of gold you were expecting?	1.4247	0.05570	146	99	32	15
501	I'd ask you how you got here, but I'm guessing you don't remember.	1.4240	0.06249	125	87	23	15
502	Have you been vaccinated?	1.4238	0.05514	151	103	32	16
503	You came back for me.	1.4237	0.06067	118	79	28	11
504	First you flush me! Now you want my wisdom?	1.4234	0.05835	137	94	28	15
505	Not what you were expecting? Yeah, the feeling's mutual.	1.4231	0.05660	130	86	33	11
506	I’m sorry, we JUST closed.	1.4231	0.05660	130	86	33	11
507	The meanig of life?" It's you go around and around in circles and then you die.	1.4228	0.05888	123	82	30	11
508	Can't I get any privacy anywhere? I feel like I'm living in a fishbowl!	1.4225	0.05504	142	95	34	13
509	No, Clive. You're not climbing a mountain. You fell asleep during a Zoom meeting again.	1.4225	0.05319	142	93	38	11
510	And everyone thought the Find My Fish app was a waste of money.	1.4225	0.05682	142	97	30	15
511	I only came for a holiday, but I fell in love with the place.	1.4222	0.05409	135	88	37	10
512	This is where we go when you flush us down the toilet.	1.4222	0.05708	135	91	31	13
513	Wild-caught is getting ridiculous.	1.4221	0.05355	154	104	35	15
514	No, he said, ‘There’s goldfish in them thar hills.’	1.4219	0.05613	128	84	34	10
515	You get one question. Just don't tap on the glass.	1.4218	0.05539	147	100	32	15
516	Is the pandemic over yet?	1.4215	0.05956	121	81	29	11
517	Did you remember the little plastic scuba diver?	1.4214	0.05371	140	92	37	11
518	Remember when you thought my life would end in a flush?	1.4214	0.05078	159	105	41	13
519	The wise one quit and left me in charge of ironic metaphors.	1.4214	0.04998	159	104	43	12
520	But first, my pinch of food.	1.4211	0.05241	152	101	38	13
521	There is no bowl.	1.4211	0.06217	114	77	26	11
522	We can fit you in next Thursday at 2:00.	1.4211	0.05241	152	101	38	13
523	Damn Gary didn't expect to see you here. Flushed you years ago!	1.4211	0.05464	133	87	36	10
524	You aren't the only one who needed a change of scenery.	1.4207	0.05420	145	97	35	13
525	Excuse me sir, would you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?	1.4206	0.06000	126	86	27	13
526	Going for the Gold!	1.4203	0.05616	138	93	32	13
527	What'd you expect, a trout?	1.4202	0.05660	119	77	34	8
528	You were expecting someone more evolved?	1.4191	0.05378	136	89	37	10
529	Sorry, pal, this is the "Fish Bowl of Life". You'll find "The Meaning of Life" one mountain to the west.	1.4191	0.05378	136	89	37	10
530	Don’t give me that look. You’re having none of my water.	1.4188	0.06336	117	81	23	13
531	One small step for a fish, one giant step for a pescatarian.	1.4186	0.05579	129	85	34	10
532	I'll just run away again if you take me back!	1.4186	0.05896	129	88	28	13
533	Hey man you are blocking my view	1.4186	0.06098	129	90	24	15
534	I just had to get out of that apartment.	1.4184	0.05049	141	90	43	8
535	Goldie, you naughty fish, don’t ever run away from home again!	1.4184	0.05049	141	90	43	8
536	I suppose you came all this way just to tap on the glass.	1.4180	0.06030	122	83	27	12
537	Did you bring the fish flakes?	1.4173	0.04886	139	87	46	6
538	Wanda?	1.4167	0.05531	144	98	32	14
539	The cave of wonders will grant you one FISH. Sorry. Happens all the time.	1.4167	0.06102	120	82	26	12
540	Before I answer your question, did you remember to bring the fish food?	1.4167	0.05141	156	104	39	13
541	There are plenty of fish in the sea but only one up high in the mountains.	1.4167	0.05261	144	95	38	11
542	Thanks for meeting me, were you followed by anyone?	1.4160	0.05469	125	81	36	8
543	After years of searching, this is the last place Dave thought he would find Nemo!	1.4157	0.04921	166	110	43	13
544	(Alec Baldwin voice) At the tender age of twelve he returned home from a week long sleep away camp on the North Shore of Lake Superior called Camp Towanawana. It didn’t take long for him to notice his goldfish, who he affectionately named “Bobby” after his favorite uncle who passed away in a bizarre soap box derby accident, had gone missing. After hours of relentlessly questioning his mother, who he loved very deeply, she finally admitted that “Bobby” had decided to pack up his tank and move to the snowy mountains of Nepal. He accused her of telling the worst lie in history and never spoke to her again. Twelve days later she passed away in a similar, yet slightly different bizarre soap box derby accident. He refused to attend her funeral and instead rented a studio apartment in New York City’s Lower East Side. Many years later, as a self made millionaire having invented a better, safer soap box, he decided to trek the Nepalese mountains to find the inner peace he had always been missing. There at the top of an obscure peak nestled in a dark cave was Bobby. His mother, it seems, loved him very deeply and as it turned out never lied to him. He and Bobby shared a brief look, they silently nodded and he climbed down and went home. Shortly after he married and welcomed a son who he named Bobby. He has yet to visit his mother’s grave though he still loved her very deeply.	1.4155	0.06181	142	104	17	21
545	Enlighten me, what the hell am I doing up here?	1.4154	0.05960	130	90	26	14
546	Oh, hey, my ride's here!	1.4154	0.05652	130	87	32	11
547	I don't care how thirsty you are - stay back!	1.4153	0.06057	118	80	27	11
548	I did it, I found Nemo!	1.4153	0.05813	118	78	31	9
549	I guess you thought you were higher up the evolution chain.	1.4151	0.05071	159	106	40	13
550	You were expecting Nemo?	1.4146	0.05878	123	83	29	11
551	You order Doordash?	1.4143	0.05266	140	92	38	10
552	Didn’t feel like waiting in the Everest queue, huh?	1.4141	0.05146	128	81	41	6
553	Now do you believe cod exists?	1.4132	0.06174	121	84	24	13
554	You'll be safe from the cat here.	1.4130	0.04903	138	87	45	6
555	AirBnb listing " Accommodation includes pool and mountain views"	1.4130	0.05793	138	96	27	15
556	Can you change my water?	1.4122	0.05404	131	86	36	9
557	Sorry - the regular guy's on vacation. I'm just a temp.	1.4122	0.05332	148	100	35	13
558	Sorry, no vacancy. This is not a man cave.	1.4118	0.05666	136	93	30	13
559	The meaning of life is ... damn, I’ve forgotten it again.	1.4118	0.05855	136	95	26	15
560	Strive for total immersion.	1.4118	0.05569	136	92	32	12
561	'You can't escape me Steve'	1.4118	0.06016	119	81	27	11
562	You’re looking flushed.	1.4118	0.05666	136	93	30	13
563	So you thought you could just flush me and run away?	1.4118	0.06016	119	81	27	11
564	No fish food, no enlightenment.	1.4113	0.05700	141	98	28	15
565	Be careful. There's a shark on the summit.	1.4113	0.05727	124	83	31	10
566	Location, location, location.	1.4112	0.06222	107	72	26	9
567	Buddy if I knew the answer to that I'd be some kind of guru!	1.4109	0.05570	129	86	33	10
568	There’s bigger fish to fry.	1.4109	0.05460	129	85	35	9
569	Oh, thank God...I don't have to walk you....	1.4107	0.06024	112	75	28	9
570	Who did you think was going to feed me while you were gone, Brian?	1.4106	0.05084	151	100	40	11
571	He'll be right back. He went for his second shot.	1.4104	0.05526	134	90	33	11
572	No disrespect, but I thought you would at least have a beard...	1.4101	0.05086	139	90	41	8
573	Do you really think I have an answer for this?	1.4101	0.05385	139	93	35	11
574	Didn’t think you’d see me again after the big flush did you, Hal? As you once said to me, and I quote, “Good luck on the way down!”.	1.4099	0.05248	161	111	34	16
575	Imagine yourself floating.	1.4098	0.05303	122	78	38	6
576	I suppose you're fishing for an answer.	1.4097	0.05435	144	98	33	13
577	Did you bring the bicycle?	1.4095	0.06588	105	73	21	11
578	Oh, that's where I left you!	1.4091	0.05372	132	87	36	9
579	Can’t a goldfish get any privacy anymore!	1.4091	0.05673	110	71	33	6
580	Who were you expecting? Nemo?	1.4088	0.05727	137	95	28	14
581	I told you, I want to be left alone!	1.4083	0.05736	120	80	31	9
582	Life is just a bowl. There's no cherries.	1.4083	0.05976	120	82	27	11
583	Congratulations! I am the prize.	1.4083	0.05613	120	79	33	8
584	Life finds a way, as we witness the last two species right before procreation.	1.4083	0.05736	120	80	31	9
585	Listen Dave, you’re gonna be tempted to share this dream with Rebecca tomorrow. DON’T do it. She doesn’t care.	1.4083	0.06206	120	84	23	13
586	No, it's a gold fish mine.	1.4080	0.06127	125	88	23	14
587	How did I get here? Do I look like I remember?	1.4080	0.05217	125	80	39	6
588	I forgot what I came up here for.	1.4080	0.06021	125	87	25	13
589	Some scavenger hunt.	1.4077	0.05316	130	85	37	8
590	Sing like no one’s listening, love like you’ve never been hurt, dance like nobody’s watching, and swim around in circles.	1.4071	0.05543	140	96	31	13
591	The journey of a Thousand miles begins with a single flush"	1.4071	0.06488	113	80	20	13
592	. “Doug, you didn’t see the elevator?”	1.4071	0.05981	113	76	28	9
593	Get rid of the cat.	1.4068	0.05676	118	78	32	8
594	Darwin finds evidence that the highest mountains formed on the sea floor, after all.	1.4065	0.05517	123	81	34	8
595	When Fred told Sally he’d feed her fish, he had no idea what he’d agreed to…	1.4065	0.05395	123	80	36	7
596	He won me at a fair. How’d you get here?	1.4065	0.05395	123	80	36	7
597	For total enlightenment, place one pinch of flakes in this bowl. No more. No less.	1.4065	0.04988	155	103	41	11
598	The guru is off today. But if you care to leave your name and number he’ll get back to you as soon as possible.	1.4060	0.05233	133	87	38	8
599	I too am tired of living in a fishbowl	1.4060	0.05446	133	89	34	10
600	To pass, you must answer three questions regarding ichthyology.	1.4057	0.06398	106	73	23	10
601	While you're here, could you please change my water?	1.4056	0.05274	143	96	36	11
602	It’s the journey	1.4052	0.06241	116	81	23	12
603	Printer's Error. I'm the Dead Sea scrod."	1.4052	0.06591	116	84	17	15
604	What could be more enlightening than a talking fish?	1.4050	0.05936	121	83	27	11
605	Being eternally in the moment hasn't kept the poop from building up.	1.4048	0.05982	126	88	25	13
606	Do i look like the Dalai Lama to you?	1.4048	0.05982	126	88	25	13
607	Finding Nemo in the Alps.	1.4046	0.05712	131	90	29	12
608	You from Amazon? My castle was backordered.	1.4044	0.05461	136	92	33	11
609	NOW do you believe in reincarnation?	1.4044	0.05153	136	89	39	8
610	Did you remember the fish food this time?!?	1.4044	0.05153	136	89	39	8
611	(both together) Do you have some fresh water!!!	1.4044	0.05153	136	89	39	8
612	Your ex-wife was here last week. I’m her third wish.	1.4032	0.05600	124	83	32	9
613	I got here before the climate change--when you had to swim to this cave.	1.4031	0.05773	129	89	28	12
614	Yes, ironically, it ends up that a small fish in a small pond is the one with the answers.	1.4031	0.05560	129	87	32	10
615	Siri, 'Cave of Wonders' pet shop Forest Hills.	1.4028	0.05515	144	100	30	14
616	You're not from Amazon?	1.4016	0.06010	122	85	25	12
617	Geez Milton, you can't keep running off like that.	1.4015	0.05574	132	90	31	11
618	The secret of enlightenment?… Let’s see, I knew it a second ago, and then I swam around the bowl, …Nope, sorry, it’s gone	1.4015	0.05777	132	92	27	13
619	My delivery app says you should have been here 10 minutes ago,	1.4015	0.05329	137	92	35	10
620	The sushi bar is one level up.	1.4015	0.05429	137	93	33	11
621	I didn’t realize this was a shared Airbnb	1.4015	0.05527	137	94	31	12
622	Congrats! you made it to the end of the rainbow and found the pot of goldfish!	1.4015	0.05329	137	92	35	10
623	You’re probably wondering how I got up here.	1.4014	0.05257	147	100	35	12
624	I'm here for your afternoon feeding.	1.4000	0.05659	110	72	32	6
625	I came back to get you. I read that releasing you into the wild was bad for the environment.	1.4000	0.06026	115	79	26	10
626	Did you bring the fish pellets?	1.4000	0.05345	120	78	36	6
627	Okay. I promise I'll change your water if you come home.	1.4000	0.05534	140	97	30	13
628	You think YOUR oxygen is getting thin?	1.4000	0.05601	120	80	32	8
629	Goldie?	1.4000	0.05792	125	86	28	11
630	It's survival of the fittest up here, pal. Drop the backpack and leave while you can.	1.4000	0.06290	105	72	24	9
631	You're safer here than with the kids.	1.4000	0.05484	135	92	32	11
632	The Hermit is currently on a break. Would you like me to take a message?	1.4000	0.05632	130	89	30	11
633	‘Cause baby, there ain’t no mountain high enough	1.4000	0.05947	110	74	28	8
634	I'm a golden fish in a mountain cave. Who are you?	1.4000	0.05525	130	88	32	10
635	Whadda mean, you forgot the gold fish food?	1.3988	0.05188	163	114	33	16
636	Remember me?	1.3986	0.05402	148	103	31	14
637	This was once all underwater and I’m the last holdout.	1.3985	0.05222	133	88	37	8
638	The cat will never find you here.	1.3985	0.05436	133	90	33	10
639	Did you think flushing me down the toilet when you were twelve would be the last you see of me Hollingsworth?	1.3984	0.05800	128	89	27	12
640	Next time I’ll remember to specify “pet sitting IN MY HOME…”. .	1.3984	0.05857	123	85	27	11
641	I don't know if you remember me, I was here 20 seconds ago.	1.3982	0.06227	113	79	23	11
642	Finally, the Alpha Betta.	1.3981	0.06068	103	69	27	7
643	Wear a mask.	1.3981	0.06807	103	74	17	12
644	You know as soon as I get to the other side of this bowl I am going to forget who you are.	1.3971	0.05350	136	92	34	10
645	You think you had a hard time getting up here?	1.3969	0.05384	131	88	34	9
646	I've been trying to reach you about your car's warrantee..."	1.3968	0.05755	126	87	28	11
647	You did it! You found the pot of gold fish!	1.3968	0.05414	126	84	34	8
648	OK…You wished for a mountain that would be easy to climb; and You wished for a real surprise at the top; so…what's your third wish?	1.3967	0.05924	121	84	26	11
649	They said GOLD!	1.3966	0.06107	116	81	24	11
650	- Oh, not you again.	1.3966	0.05595	116	77	32	7
651	Are you with Adopt-A-Pet?	1.3964	0.06041	111	76	26	9
652	About time. I ordered three weeks ago.	1.3960	0.06147	101	68	26	7
653	…I’m in the witness protection program	1.3960	0.06306	101	69	24	8
654	Maybe you should have asked for more detail when they said "pot of gold."	1.3960	0.05620	149	107	25	17
655	It’s always in the last place you look.	1.3958	0.05418	144	100	31	13
656	So, what’s next on your bucket list?	1.3958	0.05046	144	96	39	9
657	We’re two lost souls swimming in a world destroyed by your skepticism about climate change.	1.3955	0.04857	134	86	43	5
658	Thanks for bringing the pellets. I'll tip you on the app.	1.3950	0.05751	119	81	29	9
659	Did you bring food?	1.3950	0.05751	119	81	29	9
660	Well what did you expect ? A bear in a fish bowl ?	1.3950	0.05751	119	81	29	9
661	He's currently unavailable. May I be of assistance?"	1.3947	0.05376	114	74	35	5
662	Yes small fish - but wise.	1.3946	0.05159	147	100	36	11
663	The answer is ... hey, I can talk!	1.3945	0.05976	109	74	27	8
664	Before you take another step, one question: Did you bring any fish food? I’m starving up here.	1.3945	0.05832	109	73	29	7
665	Don't worry. I'm a vegetarian.	1.3942	0.06021	104	70	27	7
666	Not ready to go back to the office either?	1.3939	0.05563	132	91	30	11
667	Joe wasn't sure why he expected the fish to talk.	1.3937	0.05607	127	87	30	10
668	Life is a swim in your own poop.	1.3934	0.05998	122	86	24	12
669	If you've come here seeking wisdom, you've come to the wrong cave. Clearly, I know nothing, I'm trapped in this fishbowl.	1.3934	0.05528	122	82	32	8
670	look pal, the brochure had 'pot of gold' in quotes for a reason	1.3931	0.05206	145	99	35	11
671	It is not the bowl in which you choose to swim that matters, my son, but wherein you place the bowl.	1.3925	0.05902	107	72	28	7
672	Why are you looking at me like that…and where is your canteen?	1.3925	0.05902	107	72	28	7
673	The Oracle of Delphi is a goldfish?	1.3920	0.05435	125	84	33	8
674	Avoid flush toilets."	1.3913	0.05481	115	76	33	6
675	Ha. I told you I'd get here first.	1.3913	0.05884	115	79	27	9
676	I found those last ten steps a killer, didn't you?	1.3907	0.05230	151	105	33	13
677	Oh, you’re looking for human wisdom. It’s two peaks west.	1.3906	0.05230	128	85	36	7
678	Did you happen to pack some fish food?	1.3906	0.05572	128	88	30	10
679	You should be safe up here.	1.3906	0.05789	128	90	26	12
680	Did you remember to bring the water?	1.3905	0.06127	105	72	25	8
681	I've got to stop offering to feed people's fish when they go on vacation.	1.3902	0.05612	123	84	30	9
682	One of us must be hallucinating.	1.3901	0.05399	141	98	31	12
683	Hey guy! Long time, no sea!	1.3898	0.06022	118	83	24	11
684	Hey, man! Do you mind? You're blocking my view.	1.3894	0.05397	113	74	34	5
685	I’ll just leave your grub hub Algae flake delivery on the top ledge	1.3893	0.05372	131	89	33	9
686	I'm not sure what you're complaining about. You have legs.	1.3889	0.05131	144	98	36	10
687	Dude, you gotta knock first. I'm naked.	1.3889	0.06147	108	75	24	9
688	This will be ocean front property soon.	1.3889	0.05859	108	73	28	7
689	Welcome seeker of truth! As the Swami's on leave all inquiries will be to me...Swimmy.	1.3885	0.05258	139	95	34	10
690	We’ve been trying to reach you regarding your fishbowl’s extended warranty.	1.3885	0.05356	139	96	32	11
691	I'm sure he said, "There's gold in them thar hills." I guess I missed the "fish" part.	1.3884	0.05426	121	81	33	7
692	I’m done granting wishes.	1.3879	0.05580	116	78	31	7
693	You climbed up here to ask me THAT?	1.3879	0.05444	116	77	33	6
694	What is the sound of one fish splashing?	1.3876	0.05751	129	91	26	12
695	Technically I'm a flying fish.	1.3874	0.05748	111	75	29	7
696	Looks like you’ve been suckered into a phishing expedition.	1.3868	0.06226	106	74	23	9
697	The secret to happiness is swimming in a bowl of vodka.	1.3868	0.06508	106	76	19	11
698	I got rid of the cat, please come home.	1.3866	0.05980	119	84	24	11
699	You can stay, but don't hog the oxygen.	1.3862	0.05196	145	100	34	11
700	It's the cosmic joke, son, there is no meaning of life.	1.3862	0.05196	145	100	34	11
701	Try to remember it’s not the destination it’s the journey…..	1.3858	0.05249	127	85	35	7
702	And all this time I thought my mom had flushed you down the toilet!	1.3852	0.05390	122	82	33	7
703	It beats being flushed.	1.3846	0.05609	130	91	28	11
704	Season 9 of Alone. Everyone gets one pet.	1.3846	0.05674	117	80	29	8
705	I was also fleeing a life lived in a fishbowl.	1.3846	0.05543	117	79	31	7
706	I'm a bit out of my element.	1.3846	0.05408	117	78	33	6
707	in all the gin joints in all the mountains in all the world you have to climb into mine	1.3846	0.05802	117	81	27	9
708	I would tell you the secret to life, but I forgot it.	1.3846	0.06454	104	74	20	10
709	It gets weirder from here...	1.3846	0.05518	104	68	32	4
710	How did you beat me up here?	1.3840	0.05540	125	86	30	9
711	Don't shoot me, but what you seek is at the bottom of the ocean.	1.3840	0.05768	125	88	26	11
712	It's the only place I thought you'd be safe during Covid.	1.3840	0.05655	125	87	28	10
713	Did you not see the ski lift in the back of the mountain?	1.3839	0.05846	112	77	27	8
714	Welcome to the cave of infinite wisdom. Do you have a reservation?	1.3839	0.05846	112	77	27	8
715	Despite her strong effort, Goldie still lost this round of Hide and Seek.	1.3839	0.06115	112	79	23	10
716	I am the guru. What were you expecting?	1.3835	0.05088	133	89	37	7
717	Your next incarnation is gonna suck.	1.3833	0.06170	120	87	20	13
718	The swami will be right back. I'm the swimy.	1.3833	0.06056	120	86	22	12
719	If you’re looking for the secret to enlightenment, I’ll just let you know- I forgot	1.3833	0.05574	120	82	30	8
720	This wasn’t what I expected when I rented a “remote waterfront property with a view”.	1.3833	0.05317	120	80	34	6
721	Bout time you got back! This damn bowl needs a cleaning	1.3828	0.05559	128	89	29	10
722	Hey, you're blocking my view!	1.3821	0.05717	123	86	27	10
723	A yeti won me at the State Fair. Why is that so hard to believe?	1.3821	0.06056	123	89	21	13
724	‘You better be the cable guy’	1.3819	0.05307	144	101	31	12
725	The key to life is not overfeeding.	1.3818	0.05773	110	75	28	7
726	Enough finding yourself! You have to go back to school now.	1.3818	0.05322	110	72	34	4
727	Were these the places Dr.Seuss said we'd go	1.3817	0.05249	131	89	34	8
728	Oh shoot, I left your food in the camper.	1.3814	0.05759	97	64	29	4
729	Welcome to Karpmandu.	1.3814	0.05762	118	82	27	9
730	You look flushed.	1.3814	0.06245	118	86	19	13
731	The secret to a happy life is to live each day as if you will be flushed.	1.3813	0.05441	139	98	29	12
732	There you are! You can’t keep running off like this.	1.3813	0.05536	139	99	27	13
733	True contentment comes from staying at home.	1.3810	0.06110	105	73	24	8
734	The secret to a long life? Why are you asking me? We usually last a week at best!	1.3810	0.05618	126	88	28	10
735	The hermit crab takes Thursdays off, what's your question ❓	1.3806	0.05585	134	95	27	12
736	This used to be underwater; I'm just returning to my roots.	1.3806	0.05275	134	92	33	9
737	But first, could you change my water?	1.3805	0.05231	113	74	35	4
738	When I tell my kids their fish is in a better place I won’t be lying.	1.3802	0.05898	121	86	24	11
739	You seem disappointed.	1.3800	0.06321	100	70	22	8
740	The secret to true happiness is a three-second memory span.	1.3800	0.06479	100	71	20	9
741	You better flush twice next time.	1.3798	0.05413	129	89	31	9
742	We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.	1.3796	0.06541	108	79	17	12
743	And we all thought God was a woman	1.3793	0.06080	116	83	22	11
744	And he comes without his mask ! There is no sign of intelligent life anywhere.	1.3793	0.05428	116	78	32	6
745	Are you from Amazon? I ordered one of those little castles.	1.3788	0.05744	132	95	24	13
746	The meaning of it all is fish gotta swim.	1.3786	0.06340	103	73	21	9
747	I am not sure how you beat me here but don't look so smug. You still have to make it home.	1.3782	0.05201	119	79	35	5
748	You should see where they left the dog!	1.3780	0.05115	127	85	36	6
749	Other than achieve a higher consciousness there is not much else to do in a fish bowl.	1.3780	0.05582	127	89	28	10
750	Your long sort answer is: No matter where you go, no matter how far you travel, you will always live in a fish bowl of your own making.	1.3778	0.05450	135	95	29	11
751	Look, man, all I know is that I've been up here at least five seconds...	1.3778	0.04917	135	90	39	6
752	Would you, please, return me to the kindergarten class that just left."	1.3776	0.06408	98	69	21	8
753	Yup, that's right. We're all living in a fishbowl. That's the meaning of life. Happy now?	1.3774	0.05096	106	68	36	2
754	Let me Guess, Pisces, right?	1.3774	0.06209	106	75	22	9
755	You were expecting the Dead Sea Scrolls?	1.3774	0.06062	106	74	24	8
756	The secret to happiness? Return here once a week, clean the bowl, and change the water.	1.3774	0.05758	106	72	28	6
757	Look, I can’t keep stopping for you to catch up. I’ll see you at the top.	1.3774	0.06209	106	75	22	9
758	Pot of goldfish?!	1.3774	0.05758	106	72	28	6
759	I'm trying to develop into a new species.	1.3772	0.06279	114	83	19	12
760	Three wishes? Really?	1.3770	0.05248	122	82	34	6
761	Affordable Apartment living in 2021.	1.3770	0.05858	122	87	24	11
762	What took you so long? I’m starving!	1.3768	0.05060	138	94	36	8
763	So many fish in the sea and you keep coming back to me.	1.3768	0.04954	138	93	38	7
764	No- I'm not bowled over to see you.	1.3763	0.06649	93	66	19	8
765	Well, it’s not YOUR natural habitat either.	1.3763	0.06288	93	64	23	6
766	Sushi, you have to stop running away like this.	1.3762	0.06426	101	72	20	9
767	Did you bring fresh water?	1.3761	0.06084	109	77	23	9
768	The secret to life is be content with your fate.	1.3761	0.06222	109	78	21	10
769	Cast ye crumbs upon the water.	1.3761	0.05498	109	73	31	5
770	I booked online.	1.3761	0.06222	109	78	21	10
771	I meant it Wanda. There ain't no mountain high enough.	1.3761	0.06036	117	84	22	11
772	Nope. Wrong question. Go fish.	1.3760	0.05641	125	88	27	10
773	I needed some air, Phil	1.3760	0.05526	125	87	29	9
774	You once flushed me, but now I'm in a better place.	1.3759	0.05377	141	100	29	12
775	Crap! How the hell did you find me?	1.3750	0.06157	120	88	19	13
776	Who were you expecting to find, Nemo?	1.3750	0.05431	120	82	31	7
777	Your next task will require a ping pong ball.	1.3750	0.06151	96	66	24	6
778	I'm looking for Luca Brassi. I understand he sleeps here.	1.3750	0.05985	104	72	25	7
779	When all the ice sheets melt and sea level rises I'll be free!	1.3750	0.06151	96	66	24	6
780	Some call me...'Fin'	1.3750	0.06497	96	68	20	8
781	There you are, Spike! You had me worried sick	1.3750	0.05966	112	79	24	9
782	And you thought your world was small?	1.3750	0.06151	96	66	24	6
783	FINALLY! Take me back to the pond and I'll grant you three wishes.	1.3740	0.05122	131	89	35	7
784	Are you a Pisces too?	1.3740	0.05340	123	84	32	7
785	Finding Nemo - Global Warming Edition	1.3739	0.05587	115	79	29	7
786	Aren't we all just fish in a bowl?	1.3738	0.05867	107	74	26	7
787	The climb had been especially difficult but I felt good, then as I entered the cave, that dreaded fish had beaten me again!"	1.3737	0.05668	99	66	29	4
788	Did you get the fish flakes I like?	1.3737	0.06823	99	73	15	11
789	If I had any words of wisdom, I wouldn’t be here.	1.3737	0.06671	99	72	17	10
790	Oh, thank God. It’s still here.	1.3737	0.06021	99	68	25	6
791	The Meaning of Life is "You're Screwed."	1.3730	0.05716	126	90	25	11
792	Life is like a bowl of water.	1.3727	0.05899	110	77	25	8
793	After going out for a hike a week ago, and having been reported missing for 7 days, a rescue team member found Flippy alive and in good spirits	1.3725	0.06373	102	73	20	9
794	« This spot is taken »	1.3723	0.06047	94	64	25	5
795	He'll be back shortly, he just went out for some fish food.	1.3721	0.05170	129	88	34	7
796	What do you mean, you don't remember me?	1.3721	0.05286	129	89	32	8
797	Took you long enough! OK, now I'm "it"...	1.3717	0.05922	113	80	24	9
798	The meaning of life? Yes, it's . . . no wait, I can't remember. Oh yeah, the meaning of life is . . . Damn, gone again. Wait, wait, it's right there, it's . . . nope, forgot it again.	1.3717	0.05922	113	80	24	9
799	I hope you like your advice unfiltered.”	1.3714	0.05939	105	73	25	7
800	I’m sorry we’re gonna have to evacuate you again due to the worsening climate change situation.	1.3712	0.05313	132	92	31	9
801	Congratulations! You are the first to find goldfish in them thar hills!	1.3711	0.06099	97	67	24	6
802	I'm sorry, we're closed.	1.3711	0.06099	97	67	24	6
803	it really is in the last place you look	1.3708	0.06267	89	61	23	5
804	"I did this climb because It's There! What's your explanation?"	1.3707	0.05411	116	79	31	6
805	The secret to a happy life? Forget everything every six seconds...Oh, hello. What question can I answer for you.	1.3707	0.05939	116	83	23	10
806	Life is swimming	1.3704	0.05970	108	76	24	8
807	They told me I'd find gold.	1.3704	0.05823	108	75	26	7
808	Carpe Carp	1.3704	0.05970	108	76	24	8
809	I've never seen the results of bad karma so vividly displayed.	1.3701	0.05568	127	90	27	10
810	I told you I wanted to be ALONE, Greg.	1.3701	0.05454	127	89	29	9
811	I would tell you the meaning of life, but I have the memory of a goldfish.	1.3700	0.05972	100	69	25	6
812	I didn’t know I missed the high tide	1.3700	0.06614	100	73	17	10
813	First, go get me a miniature castle, then maybe we talk.	1.3700	0.05624	100	67	29	4
814	I said I’m not ready to talk, David.	1.3700	0.05801	100	68	27	5
815	My secret? Stay hydrated.	1.3694	0.05713	111	77	27	7
816	Nope. Swimmie. Not swami.	1.3694	0.06517	111	83	15	13
817	Sorry, no mask, no service.	1.3694	0.05713	111	77	27	7
818	I’m looking for gold, fish.	1.3694	0.05713	111	77	27	7
819	Relax, you're hallucinating. Now just, turn around, and go back down. Don't tell anyone else about this. Ever.	1.3694	0.05993	111	79	23	9
820	John was tempted to stop, but he knew if he climbed another 300 ft he’d get a stuffed animal.	1.3689	0.06470	103	75	18	10
821	I got tired of being a big fish in a little pond	1.3689	0.06169	103	73	22	8
822	Actually, I'm a bottom feeder.	1.3689	0.06013	103	72	24	7
823	Thank goodness; my water is filthy."	1.3689	0.05484	122	85	29	8
824	You’re the third person today who asked me about Yeti.	1.3689	0.05232	122	83	33	6
825	If you believe the guru-on-the-mountain craze is a little fishy, you'd be correct.	1.3689	0.05607	122	86	27	9
826	Hey man, you remember that fish are friends not food right?! 😅	1.3689	0.05232	122	83	33	6
827	I know, right?!	1.3684	0.06359	95	67	21	7
828	Please don't tap on the glass!	1.3684	0.05806	95	64	27	4
829	Sorry Nirvana's two mountains over.	1.3684	0.06867	95	70	15	10
830	Well, a goldfish guru is better than none.	1.3679	0.05074	106	69	35	2
831	No, I'm a swimmi, not a swami.	1.3675	0.05092	117	78	35	4
832	Not what you had in mind when the map said buried gold huh?	1.3675	0.05374	117	80	31	6
833	Yeah, I've wondered about that too.	1.3673	0.06048	98	68	24	6
834	How high are you?	1.3673	0.06048	98	68	24	6
835	I told you I was faster	1.3673	0.06549	98	71	18	9
836	I've got a lot on my mind at the moment. Come back in two minutes.	1.3667	0.06601	90	64	19	7
837	Please tell me you're Uber Eats and you brought the worm pellets.	1.3667	0.06409	90	63	21	6
838	When I told my realtor I wanted a bowl with a view,I didn't quite think it though.	1.3667	0.06211	90	62	23	5
839	You stay here, I’ll go for help	1.3667	0.06601	90	64	19	7
840	The meaning of life? No idea.	1.3663	0.05399	101	67	31	3
841	Th meaning of life is fish food.	1.3661	0.06213	112	82	19	11
842	You were right, I hate hiking. Take me back home	1.3661	0.05672	112	78	27	7
843	Tonight we celebrate. Tomorrow we clean my bowl.	1.3656	0.06264	93	65	22	6
844	Well, well, well. Now who’s flushed?	1.3654	0.06120	104	74	22	8
845	I AM A 'SWIMI', NOT A SWAMI	1.3654	0.06270	104	75	20	9
846	So you climbed up here. How long can you hold your breath?	1.3654	0.05965	104	73	24	7
847	The existential guy is around the other side. I’m just here for my asthma.	1.3654	0.05965	104	73	24	7
848	You were expecting the Buddha?	1.3652	0.05837	115	82	24	9
849	You actually did win the ring toss.	1.3652	0.05837	115	82	24	9
850	Don’t you dare say you’re thirsty.	1.3652	0.05569	115	80	28	7
851	Those who live in glass houses…	1.3651	0.05238	126	87	32	7
852	Well heck, I guess Jeff wasn’t crazy.	1.3651	0.05475	126	89	28	9
853	Will you please carry me back down? The guy who brought me up and I had a uh, a falling out so to speak.	1.3646	0.06304	96	68	21	7
854	And so... the legend of The Abominable Goldfish was born.	1.3646	0.05364	96	63	31	2
855	You want my advice? Get checked for O2 deprivation.	1.3645	0.05376	107	72	31	4
856	Have you considered that perhaps YOU'RE the problem?	1.3644	0.05200	118	80	33	5
857	There were too many other fish in the sea.	1.3643	0.05385	129	91	29	9
858	Are you my Uber?	1.3643	0.05496	129	92	27	10
859	'Can you do me a favor?' he asks. 'Sure,' I said. 'I'll feed your fish while you're on vacation.'	1.3636	0.06804	99	74	14	11
860	6 feet until I see your vaccination card	1.3636	0.05736	110	77	26	7
861	His Holiness went out to get some fish food.	1.3636	0.05868	121	88	22	11
862	Did you bring any water	1.3636	0.05644	99	67	28	4
863	So if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a mountain instead of a tree, does that make it feel more or less stupid?	1.3636	0.06298	88	61	22	5
864	You’re not the first to be surprised by how young and handsome I am.”	1.3628	0.05631	113	79	27	7
865	the ad said there was a pool	1.3628	0.05631	113	79	27	7
866	Sorry, that’s not my department.	1.3627	0.06198	102	73	21	8
867	I am telling you that cat has issues	1.3627	0.05877	102	71	25	6
868	My mom told me you went to live on a farm!	1.3619	0.06366	105	77	18	10
869	Raider of the Lost Guppy	1.3617	0.06022	94	65	24	5
870	Yes, but I IDENTIFY as an old Tibetan Guru!	1.3614	0.06980	83	60	16	7
871	He went to town to see a movie. He said the secret to life is to feed your fish.	1.3613	0.05434	119	83	29	7
872	Life is a goldfish bowl, and everyone is watching you right now.	1.3611	0.05803	108	76	25	7
873	The wise man's at the bottom of a lake.	1.3611	0.06372	108	80	17	11
874	Look, I don’t care how thirsty you are.	1.3611	0.05172	108	72	33	3
875	Yes, I was the guru here. But I have been reborn. Can you take me down with you.	1.3608	0.06419	97	70	19	8
876	There are plenty of other fish in the sea.	1.3608	0.06075	97	68	23	6
877	‘Remember me? You flushed me down your toilet years ago. Bet you thought you’d never see me again!’	1.3607	0.05214	122	84	32	6
878	He always wondered how alpine cavefish survived.	1.3604	0.05694	111	78	26	7
879	You seek the one who skims the algae.	1.3604	0.05836	111	79	24	8
880	We recognized the typo after publication.	1.3600	0.05376	125	88	29	8
881	You didn’t read the whole thing, didn’t you? The treasure map said pot of gold … fish.	1.3596	0.05861	114	82	23	9
882	Am I not the type of gold you were hoping to find?	1.3596	0.05727	114	81	25	8
883	"Buddha wanted me to tell you he'll be back in thirty of his minutes."	1.3596	0.06636	89	64	18	7
884	You've found me, the last of the 'Dead Sea Shoals'	1.3596	0.06636	89	64	18	7
885	wow, I guess there really is no place left to self isolate	1.3594	0.05289	128	90	30	8
886	First take your boots off.	1.3592	0.05991	103	73	23	7
887	So, we meet again!	1.3592	0.05664	103	71	27	5
888	All this way to figure out I’m living in a fishbowl.	1.3592	0.05991	103	73	23	7
889	You know, most people just flush us down the toilet.	1.3592	0.05664	103	71	27	5
890	This is starting to feel like a fishing expedition.	1.3592	0.05991	103	73	23	7
891	So you were expecting Shangri-la?	1.3590	0.05624	117	83	26	8
892	Don't even think of drinking my water. It hasn't been changed in months.	1.3587	0.06101	92	64	23	5
893	I thought they said a pot of gold	1.3583	0.05650	120	86	25	9
894	‘Feed my fish?’ she said. ‘Just a pinch now and then,’ she said.	1.3583	0.05265	120	83	31	6
895	So, you survived the climb. Very well. Your training begins tomorrow morning.	1.3579	0.05780	95	65	26	4
896	I'd like to give you a hand.	1.3579	0.05780	95	65	26	4
897	There are many fish in the sea, true. But there is only one fish in this mountain.	1.3578	0.06047	109	79	21	9
898	Swimmy, not swami!	1.3578	0.05759	109	77	25	7
899	Just relax. He's in the back getting some algae wafers for us to snack on.	1.3577	0.05180	123	85	32	6
900	So even this far away, it can still feel like you are living in a fishbowl.	1.3577	0.05552	123	88	26	9
901	I hope you brought pellets. I hate flake food.	1.3571	0.06022	84	57	24	3
902	I’m sorry, we’re fully booked.	1.3571	0.06197	98	70	21	7
903	At this height I'm feeling like a fish out of water.	1.3571	0.05459	126	90	27	9
904	Climb the mountain-get past the water monster and we’re home free.”	1.3571	0.05793	112	80	24	8
905	You climbed all the way up here to ask a goldfish what it all means?........Really?	1.3571	0.06197	98	70	21	7
906	I really thought the carnival wouldn’t find me here.	1.3571	0.06910	84	61	16	7
907	Dr. Goldfish, I presume?	1.3571	0.06197	98	70	21	7
908	The better question is how am I going to get down from here?	1.3571	0.06022	84	57	24	3
909	Before you ask me anything, I just need to set expectations.	1.3565	0.05268	115	79	31	5
910	I can only offer my global perspective.	1.3565	0.05948	115	84	21	10
911	He’s at Petco, be back in half an hour.	1.3565	0.05550	115	81	27	7
912	I knew this AirBnB was too good to be true.	1.3565	0.05686	115	82	25	8
913	This spot’s taken.	1.3565	0.05686	115	82	25	8
914	That's why you have to pay before you begin climbing.	1.3564	0.05731	101	70	26	5
915	I knew you’d be back, now come inside and kiss me.	1.3563	0.06535	87	62	19	6
916	Have you been vaccinated yet?	1.3559	0.05838	118	86	22	10
917	I sure hope that's fish food in your nap sack.	1.3559	0.05584	118	84	26	8
918	Oh, I see, that is the answer: “Silence is golden”.	1.3559	0.05838	118	86	22	10
919	Maybe we should play something other than Go Fish next time.	1.3558	0.05620	104	72	27	5
920	I’ve heard of salmon swimming upstream, but…	1.3558	0.05784	104	73	25	6
921	TAKE ME TO YOUR FEEDER.	1.3556	0.06382	90	64	20	6
922	The meaning of life? You're looking at it.	1.3556	0.06382	90	64	20	6
923	I’m so glad you’re here! I’ve completely forgotten how to get back down.	1.3554	0.05230	121	84	31	6
924	Any news on the fish vaccine?	1.3554	0.05852	121	89	21	11
925	I know there are plenty more fish in the sea	1.3551	0.05827	107	76	24	7
926	Now just wait a minute Edmund…think this through. You can’t…you don’t want to — YOU CANT LEAVE ME HERE!!	1.3548	0.06047	93	65	23	5
927	One wrong turn and he found the poor-man’s guru: the monk fish.	1.3548	0.06777	93	69	15	9
928	You may enter, but first you must answer three questions.	1.3545	0.05416	110	76	29	5
929	Have you never heard of a fish out of water?	1.3543	0.05306	127	90	29	8
930	I had to get out of the sun.	1.3542	0.06451	96	70	18	8
931	Oh no! I forgot his food...	1.3542	0.06451	96	70	18	8
932	You just missed him, he was headed down to the aquarium store.	1.3538	0.05106	130	91	32	7
933	Eat more vegetables.	1.3537	0.06803	82	59	17	6
934	Thanks to your species, this will be under water soon.	1.3537	0.06578	82	58	19	5
935	Although tired, Dave was pleased to finally reach the worlds highest fairground	1.3537	0.07233	82	61	13	8
936	Oh, you fell off the mountain an hour ago—I’m your spirit guide to the next world.	1.3535	0.06144	99	71	21	7
937	You know there's an escalator at the back? Right?	1.3535	0.06144	99	71	21	7
938	I’m as confused as you are.	1.3529	0.05685	102	71	26	5
939	Why—what did you expect a guru to look like?	1.3529	0.06418	85	60	20	5
940	On the one hand, I beat you here. On the other hand, nobody will believe you met a talking fish. But you’ll know.	1.3529	0.06017	102	73	22	7
941	Ralph realized his cell service was spottier than he thought when he saw it wasn’t a gold mine after all.	1.3525	0.05450	122	87	27	8
942	The sign over there says we're 10,000 feet above sea level, but I'm skeptical.	1.3524	0.05410	105	72	29	4
943	Oh well look who's back, Mr."There's plenty more fish in the sea".	1.3524	0.06488	105	79	15	11
944	Long story short, getting flushed down the toilet was the best day of my life.	1.3523	0.06672	88	64	17	7
945	You were probably expecting a hermit crab…	1.3523	0.06473	88	63	19	6
946	The "Gold" and "Bowl" were correct. I 'm sorry the map left out the word "Fish".	1.3523	0.06865	88	65	15	8
947	I'll bet you feel like an idiot about now.	1.3516	0.06514	91	66	18	7
948	The secret of life is .... oh, no, forgot what I was about to say!	1.3516	0.05497	91	61	28	2
949	The secret to happiness is having no memory.	1.3516	0.05497	91	61	28	2
950	Answers? You think you're the only one around here who wants answers?	1.3516	0.06698	91	67	16	8
951	Well..it's about time!	1.3514	0.05527	111	78	27	6
952	Just two lost souls, swimming in a global hellhole.	1.3514	0.05816	111	80	23	8
953	Sorry to disappoint but the actual phrase is 'there's goldfish in them thar hills'.	1.3511	0.06542	94	69	17	8
954	This is the last time I play Hide and Go Seek with a guppy.	1.3511	0.06183	94	67	21	6
955	the secret to happiness is a short memory	1.3509	0.05429	114	80	28	6
956	Sorry, this cave's taken.	1.3505	0.05870	97	68	24	5
957	He's having his robes washed.	1.3505	0.06395	97	71	18	8
958	This dream to become a Monkfish is getting out of hand.	1.3504	0.05335	117	82	29	6
959	I thought the aquarium in Colorado would have more to it than this!	1.3500	0.05389	100	68	29	3
960	The Tao of Fishics	1.3500	0.06093	100	72	21	7
961	I don't mind the whole fishbowl thing. It's more like being a big fish in a really small pond.	1.3500	0.06256	100	73	19	8
962	I'd like to speak to you about your car's extended warranty.	1.3500	0.06256	100	73	19	8
963	Where's my pizza?	1.3500	0.06416	100	74	17	9
964	The cat is history okay?	1.3495	0.05640	103	72	26	5
965	Yes my son, water is life	1.3494	0.06283	83	58	21	4
966	Gold is still in the name...	1.3494	0.06734	83	60	17	6
967	You may ask me one question…every three seconds.	1.3494	0.06949	83	61	15	7
968	Three seconds of enlightenment is more than most people get.	1.3492	0.05203	126	89	30	7
969	What? You were expecting a guy in a toga on a mat?	1.3491	0.05850	106	76	23	7
970	Hello, we’ve been trying to reach you with important news about your bowl’s extend warranty.	1.3491	0.06294	106	79	17	10
971	Tell me, what is the sound of one fin flapping?	1.3488	0.06773	86	63	16	7
972	Well if that's your attitude, you can work it out for yourself.	1.3486	0.05884	109	79	22	8
973	There goes my alone time	1.3486	0.05738	109	78	24	7
974	How did you get here before me?	1.3483	0.06210	89	63	21	5
975	There's wine and sushi next level up.	1.3483	0.06210	89	63	21	5
976	You think that was tough? Try mountain climbing when fully submerged in water.	1.3483	0.05784	89	61	25	3
977	The genie in a bottle is the next mountain over. I'm Gene in a bowl, I can grant you three fishes.	1.3483	0.06412	89	64	19	6
978	So, you've come to sleep with the fishes	1.3483	0.06412	89	64	19	6
979	Did you remember the castle this time?	1.3482	0.05910	112	82	21	9
980	Whoops I forgot the fish food	1.3478	0.06303	115	88	14	13
981	How many times do I have to tell you, Bob? I need my own space!	1.3478	0.06266	92	66	20	6
982	Guru I apologize for the toilet bowl incident.	1.3478	0.06454	92	67	18	7
983	Yes, you took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.	1.3475	0.05943	118	88	19	11
984	Forget about it, pal. The sellers already accepted my offer.	1.3474	0.06128	95	68	21	6
985	Your pilgrimage is important to us. The guru is experiencing unusually demand at this time. Please contemplate my serenity until he becomes available.	1.3474	0.06128	95	68	21	6
986	No, I'm not the genie in a fish tank, and you're not Aladdin. Get me out of here, we'll talk about a wish later.	1.3474	0.06308	95	69	19	7
987	Allegory of the cave vs Allegory of the bowl	1.3469	0.06171	98	71	20	7
988	‘… judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree…’ Einstein said? Ha! How ‘bout a MOUNTAIN?!	1.3469	0.06340	98	72	18	8
989	Sorry, cave’s taken.	1.3465	0.06361	101	75	17	9
990	I’m just as surprised as you are.	1.3465	0.05529	101	70	27	4
991	The lost gold FISH mine. A lot of people get that confused.	1.3465	0.05632	127	94	22	11
992	If you think your climb up here was hard	1.3462	0.05920	104	75	22	7
993	It's the only way I can keep the kids from tapping on the glass.	1.3462	0.05426	104	72	28	4
994	Ok, just one sip....	1.3458	0.05650	107	76	25	6
995	I forgive you for flushing me down the toilet when you were but a boy. You said you’d go the ends of the earth to bring me home, and I never lost faith.	1.3458	0.06100	107	79	19	9
996	Bigfoot isn't home right now	1.3458	0.06100	107	79	19	9
997	Behold -- I am the keeper of all wisdom. Or a goldfish. I forget ...	1.3456	0.05153	136	98	29	9
998	Welcome to my Penthouse	1.3452	0.05987	84	58	23	3
999	I came here to fish for gold. This is not what I had in mind.	1.3452	0.05987	84	58	23	3
1000	Thank God you’re here. I’d kill for some water.	1.3451	0.05865	113	83	21	9
1001	Oh thank God. Food AND water!	1.3451	0.05865	113	83	21	9
1002	You forgot your mask, didn't you?	1.3448	0.06135	116	88	16	12
1003	The thinner air really doesn't matter to me....	1.3448	0.05625	116	84	24	8
1004	Yes, it’s obvious I am a rock cod.	1.3448	0.05757	116	85	22	9
1005	No soliciting	1.3448	0.06080	87	61	22	4
1006	Savage Gill, the mountain lion killer, was real after all.	1.3448	0.06504	87	63	18	6
1007	All our lives spent looking but we all reach the same toilet flush in the end	1.3445	0.05395	119	85	27	7
1008	-Finally, room service. Can I have the menu?	1.3444	0.06546	90	66	17	7
1009	Don’t overfeed thyself.	1.3444	0.05946	90	63	23	4
1010	I’m a fish with an altitude.	1.3444	0.05946	90	63	23	4
1011	Please tell me you brought the ransom money!	1.3444	0.06153	90	64	21	5
1012	Where'd you get the water?" "I dunno, my memory is only good for 15 seconds.	1.3444	0.05733	90	62	25	3
1013	This time please get me the regular shaped crackers.	1.3444	0.06546	90	66	17	7
1014	I'll reveal the secret to life once you bring me a castle.	1.3441	0.05616	93	64	26	3
1015	Who did you expect to find -- the Dalai Lama?	1.3441	0.06575	93	69	16	8
1016	It was either become a hermit and meditate or be flushed down little Billy’s toilet	1.3438	0.05892	96	68	23	5
1017	Obviously not the bowl of cherries you expected.	1.3438	0.05892	96	68	23	5
1018	I hope you're my replacement, I'm really sick of the view from this bowl.	1.3438	0.05892	96	68	23	5
1019	Why so disappointed.. I am gold.	1.3438	0.06253	96	70	19	7
1020	I'm here on a foreign exchange program with the eagles. You?	1.3434	0.06285	99	73	18	8
1021	I thought they said “there’s GOLD in them thar hills”. I must have missed the fish part!	1.3434	0.06285	99	73	18	8
1022	Beat you to it.	1.3431	0.06152	102	75	19	8
1023	The truth?! You can't handle the truth!	1.3431	0.05659	102	72	25	5
1024	To reach your inner peak, you must forget everything you know.	1.3429	0.05384	105	73	28	4
1025	By now you have surely learned that the seeker's path is replete with surprises.	1.3429	0.05714	105	75	24	6
1026	Ohmygod I totally forgot you were coming	1.3429	0.05872	105	76	22	7
1027	I knew something there was something fishy about this hike.	1.3429	0.05872	105	76	22	7
1028	Did you remember the gravel and the deep sea diver ?	1.3423	0.05651	111	80	24	7
1029	Uncle Bear!!! We have visitors again!	1.3423	0.06204	111	84	16	11
1030	Hope you remembered my pellets.	1.3419	0.05584	117	85	24	8
1031	I can't believe I am still indulging your fear of rising sea levels.	1.3419	0.05715	117	86	22	9
1032	Small place, but the view is out of this world.	1.3419	0.05314	117	83	28	6
1033	Always seeking the meaning of life, Donnie has only one question: "Does a fish know it's in water"	1.3418	0.06713	79	57	17	5
1034	Dude, you look like a fish out of water!	1.3415	0.05812	82	56	24	2
1035	Say, you didn’t happen to bring any fish food with you, did you?	1.3415	0.06066	82	57	22	3
1036	The old sage is on vacation, but I do tricks.	1.3413	0.05539	126	93	23	10
1037	I wondered where you’d got to.	1.3412	0.06161	85	60	21	4
1038	I hope you brought your own water.	1.3407	0.05682	91	63	25	3
1039	Be the change. . .then change the water.	1.3407	0.06485	91	67	17	7
1040	Your eyes are on the prize.	1.3407	0.05682	91	63	25	3
1041	He always wags his tail when I get back.	1.3404	0.06337	94	69	18	7
1042	I have been the guardian of the Grail for... 30 seconds.	1.3404	0.05965	94	67	22	5
1043	You wouldn't believe what you have to do to get to the top.	1.3404	0.05770	94	66	24	4
1044	Ocupado!	1.3404	0.06515	94	70	16	8
1045	My wife is becoming suspicious.	1.3402	0.06022	97	70	21	6
1046	At last! My Amazon delivery...!	1.3402	0.06022	97	70	21	6
1047	Now that we’re finally together again…	1.3400	0.05545	100	70	26	4
1048	For your final challenge, figure this out.	1.3398	0.05264	103	71	29	3
1049	Humans, two caves to the right.	1.3398	0.05441	103	72	27	4
1050	Please just don’t leave me high and dry	1.3398	0.05781	103	74	23	6
1051	I'll answer your question after you change my water.	1.3396	0.05826	106	77	22	7
1052	You think THAT was hard? Trying swimming your way up here.	1.3396	0.05509	106	75	26	5
1053	I`m filling in for the Guru while he visits his Aunt Yeti"	1.3396	0.04995	106	72	32	2
1054	...and if you teach a man to BE a fish...	1.3396	0.06126	106	79	18	9
1055	Frank's disappointment was palpable. It was only Waldo's goldfish.	1.3396	0.05509	106	75	26	5
1056	i am baby ram bass. baba ram dass is the next mountain over.	1.3394	0.05409	109	77	27	5
1057	How come you manage to remember the milk and eggs, but not the algae and Windex?"	1.3394	0.06144	109	82	17	10
1058	I hope you're not expecting to get any water.	1.3394	0.05409	109	77	27	5
1059	I'm really an enchanted Arabian princess imprisoned here by the evil magician who is now standing just six steps below you.	1.3391	0.05508	115	83	25	7
1060	Ain’t no mountain high enough to escape life in a fishbowl.	1.3388	0.05574	121	89	23	9
1061	The secret to life is an unending succession of gullible truth-seekers willing to change my water in exchange for empty platitudes.	1.3388	0.05696	121	90	21	10
1062	Sorry, occupied.	1.3387	0.04977	124	87	32	5
1063	Eh...could you step back? You're blocking the view.	1.3378	0.06742	74	53	17	4
1064	We're out of milk	1.3377	0.06820	77	56	16	5
1065	Come on, Jerry. It's not my fault that they're making us go back to the office.	1.3375	0.06643	80	58	17	5
1066	Well, here's an over-achiever.	1.3375	0.06400	80	57	19	4
1067	Oh good, room service? I ordered water a week ago.	1.3375	0.06400	80	57	19	4
1068	You were expecting a frog?	1.3373	0.06477	83	60	18	5
1069	The view gets boring ya know	1.3373	0.06477	83	60	18	5
1070	At the top it gets lonely	1.3373	0.06006	83	58	22	3
1071	‘Damn Marvin, you beat me to it again?!’	1.3373	0.06477	83	60	18	5
1072	Sorry Larry, I was half way down and knew I was forgetting something	1.3372	0.06102	86	61	21	4
1073	I’ve had a lot of time to think since you flushed me seventeen years ago	1.3372	0.06741	86	64	15	7
1074	OH ! how am I going to get that back down without spilling it	1.3371	0.05749	89	62	24	3
1075	You've come all this way to ask... what was your question again?	1.3371	0.06177	89	64	20	5
1076	You think YOU’RE going in circles?	1.3371	0.06381	89	65	18	6
1077	They didn't tell you I'd be koi?	1.3370	0.06041	92	66	21	5
1078	Did you remember to lock the door?	1.3370	0.06041	92	66	21	5
1079	Dude you are sooo high	1.3370	0.05840	92	65	23	4
1080	Greetings and welcome to Hotel on the Mountain. Do you have a reservation?	1.3367	0.05792	98	70	23	5
1081	Are you the UBER Climber I called for?	1.3367	0.05971	98	71	21	6
1082	- Goldie, your hide-an-seek skills are off the charts	1.3367	0.05971	98	71	21	6
1083	Guru Patel asked me to look after the seekers while he is away at Club Med.	1.3366	0.06016	101	74	20	7
1084	It's lonely at the top.	1.3366	0.05677	101	72	24	5
1085	‘… and to miss one letter in the hashtag’	1.3365	0.05734	104	75	23	6
1086	Took you long enough, you’d think I’d have legs by now	1.3365	0.06051	104	77	19	8
1087	Welcome to the sacred cave. A wizard will be with you shortly. Please stay on the ledge.	1.3364	0.05625	107	77	24	6
1088	You guys are great! I ordered the plankton only 10 minutes ago.	1.3364	0.06231	110	84	15	11
1089	He's on vacation. Can I do anything to help you?	1.3364	0.05368	110	78	27	5
1090	Ah. You have traveled far on your quest for life's meaning. I won't be koi. Always remember: carp-e diem.	1.3361	0.05656	122	91	21	10
1091	Yeah Yeah I know, you weren't expecting "Q" to be a gold fish	1.3361	0.05411	122	89	25	8
1092	Can you go back and bring me a castle?	1.3333	0.06515	90	67	16	7
1093	Guppy here. Guru gone.	1.3333	0.05671	96	68	24	4
1094	So the secret is "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, swim like a fish?"	1.3333	0.06989	78	58	14	6
1095	I said, "Read my lips".	1.3333	0.05987	93	67	21	5
1096	That's the one question I don't have the answer to.	1.3333	0.06398	96	72	16	8
1097	I told you that I'd beat you!	1.3333	0.06804	81	60	15	6
1098	Don't play Koi with me, you're the one Perched up here.	1.3333	0.06989	78	58	14	6
1099	I’m what you call, a Goal Fish.	1.3333	0.06567	96	73	14	9
1100	It was at that instant he realized he was climbing the Carp-athians	1.3333	0.07027	81	61	13	7
1101	If I could remember, I'd tell you.	1.3333	0.06179	93	68	19	6
1102	I'm a Goldfish. The Monkfish is on the other mountain.	1.3333	0.05183	105	73	29	3
1103	You can come down now,there is a vaccine for Covid .	1.3333	0.05627	111	81	23	7
1104	The secret is lowered expectations.	1.3333	0.05067	120	85	30	5
1105	Found you ! Now it’s my turn to hide.	1.3333	0.06804	81	60	15	6
1106	You aren't the first to come fishing for enlightenment.	1.3333	0.05819	87	61	23	3
1107	Yes, you’ve been catfished!”	1.3333	0.06471	87	64	17	6
1108	Next time, you ask about sea level.	1.3333	0.05172	111	78	29	4
1109	When I said, "I wanted a cave," I meant INSIDE my bowl.	1.3333	0.06746	78	57	16	5
1110	Formerly I was a fish out of water.	1.3333	0.05688	105	76	23	6
1111	Take me to your koi pond, and I'll grant you three wishes.	1.3333	0.06261	87	63	19	5
1112	What you're looking for is already inside your back pack	1.3333	0.05948	84	59	22	3
1113	It was an AHI moment	1.3333	0.06667	75	54	17	4
1114	You made it. I’m your pot of gold.	1.3333	0.05987	93	67	21	5
1115	Hurry,get me down before the cat comes back.	1.3333	0.05561	99	70	25	4
1116	I hope you didn’t bring a ping pong ball.	1.3333	0.06746	78	57	16	5
1117	I find this type of oxygen tank much easier for climbing.	1.3333	0.06102	75	52	21	2
1118	So you thought you could leave me behind, huh?	1.3333	0.06046	96	70	20	6
1119	I'm not THAT thirsty	1.3333	0.05819	87	61	23	3
1120	No, I'm Fred. Last I heard, Nemo was in a dentist's office in Sidney.	1.3333	0.05429	117	85	25	7
1121	With a 6 second memory, I’m always in the present.	1.3333	0.05336	120	87	26	7
1122	What? You were expecting maybe a Cat in a Hat? Deal with it . . .	1.3333	0.05819	87	61	23	3
1123	Yes, my friend. I am the meaning of life	1.3333	0.05788	93	66	23	4
1124	Adventures in petsitting.	1.3333	0.05697	90	63	24	3
1125	Before you ask, I don’t remember.	1.3333	0.05861	96	69	22	5
1126	Congratulations. You have followed the path seldom taken and discovered the secret to finding nirvana. The body switching will commence in 5, 4...	1.3333	0.05912	90	64	22	4
1127	You are searching for some sense of belonging too?	1.3333	0.06185	84	60	20	4
1128	You’ll be safe here. I’m going now, wish me luck.	1.3333	0.06086	81	57	21	3
1129	It’s about time, Bob.	1.3333	0.06421	99	75	15	9
1130	Really, Mikethetraveller1585? Is that what you call simple and honest?	1.3304	0.05344	115	83	26	6
1131	Trust me, pal, it's true... once you reach this summit and the world finds out, you'll live your life in a fish bowl."	1.3304	0.05585	112	82	23	7
1132	This wasn't mentioned in Trip Advisor.	1.3302	0.05800	106	78	21	7
1133	It turns out that life is not a bowl of cherries.	1.3302	0.05643	106	77	23	6
1134	Welcome to the sushi bar. How many in your party?	1.3302	0.05315	106	75	27	4
1135	Nobody expects it to be the wise gold fish on the mountain	1.3302	0.05800	106	78	21	7
1136	Congrats, you’ve just hit sea level.	1.3302	0.05643	106	77	23	6
1137	Don't be thirsty!	1.3301	0.06075	103	77	18	8
1138	Finding Nemo gets harder each time.	1.3301	0.06075	103	77	18	8
1139	Oh hello! The meaning of life is— Oh, hello! The meaning of life is—	1.3301	0.05753	103	75	22	6
1140	What do you mean the Dodgers moved to Los Angeles??	1.3299	0.05993	97	71	20	6
1141	Life is just a Cartoon Contest.	1.3298	0.06486	94	71	15	8
1142	Sorry, out-of-the-bowl thinking isn't my strength.	1.3298	0.05933	94	68	21	5
1143	I bet you thought flushing got rid of me.	1.3298	0.05534	94	66	25	3
1144	I get that it was no walk in the park for you to get here, but the thing is that when you live in a fish bowl there is no secret.	1.3298	0.06486	94	71	15	8
1145	I’m glamping. What are you doing here?	1.3298	0.06307	94	70	17	7
1146	Congratulations! You have ascended to the peak of befuddlement.	1.3297	0.06261	91	67	18	6
1147	Oh wow - I’ve only ever seen a hermit crab	1.3297	0.06063	91	66	20	5
1148	This seems fishy	1.3297	0.06063	91	66	20	5
1149	It was then that John realized he had been gold fished yet again on a dating app	1.3297	0.06640	91	69	14	8
1150	No this is the swimmy atop the mountain; the swami is two mountains over	1.3295	0.06409	88	65	17	6
1151	My secret? Hydrate?	1.3295	0.06201	88	64	19	5
1152	Sorry Bob but I just had to get away but I knew you’d track me down anyway.	1.3295	0.05765	88	62	23	3
1153	Huh?!? This is fishy!	1.3295	0.05987	88	63	21	4
1154	Unfortunately for Johnathan, his worn map led him to the Enlightenment of the CODS	1.3295	0.07178	88	69	9	10
1155	Do you mind? You’re blocking my view.	1.3295	0.05987	88	63	21	4
1156	Whiskey Tango Foxtrot	1.3294	0.05891	85	60	22	3
1157	The yogi went fishing. Carp Diem.	1.3294	0.06775	85	64	14	7
1158	Sigh...Of course, another white male savior.	1.3294	0.06565	85	63	16	6
1159	To drink or not to drink	1.3293	0.06953	82	62	13	7
1160	When the old miner said “there’s gold in them thar hills” I thought he meant the metal kind !	1.3293	0.06505	82	60	17	5
1161	Oh good some filtered water & trail mix	1.3293	0.06505	82	60	17	5
1162	On today’s episode of Shark Week…	1.3293	0.06733	82	61	15	6
1163	Lama's is one cave over.	1.3291	0.06674	79	58	16	5
1164	I'm his emotional support fish.	1.3291	0.06674	79	58	16	5
1165	I'm the intern. If your question isn't profound, I'll answer it.	1.3291	0.06168	79	56	20	3
1166	So we meet again, Jeffrey.	1.3279	0.04720	122	85	34	3
1167	God! I’m thirsty!	1.3273	0.05646	110	81	22	7
1168	‘“You misread your map, it says there are gold fish, not gold, in these here hills’ ‘	1.3273	0.05646	110	81	22	7
1169	At last! I'm so hungry and thirsty.	1.3271	0.05439	107	77	25	5
1170	Don’t you ever run away again	1.3271	0.05905	107	80	19	8
1171	Answer a few questions, get a little notoriety and the next thing you know you're living in a fishbowl.	1.3269	0.05541	104	75	24	5
1172	What am I doing here?" This is my house. What are YOU doing here	1.3267	0.05095	101	70	29	2
1173	Forget about the meaning of life. Teach me to swim in a circle.	1.3267	0.05988	101	75	19	7
1174	I beat you! You owe me 5 bucks.	1.3267	0.05470	101	72	25	4
1175	I'm as surprised as you are!	1.3265	0.05384	98	69	26	3
1176	this is not what I signed up for when I said I wanted to go fishing	1.3265	0.06611	98	76	12	10
1177	Welcome to Mer-vana.	1.3265	0.06285	98	74	16	8
1178	Damn! This "Into the Wild" thing is so overestimated...	1.3265	0.06115	98	73	18	7
1179	Strive beyond being a big fish in a small pond.	1.3263	0.06068	95	70	19	6
1180	rough climb, huh? Tell me all about it	1.3263	0.06250	95	71	17	7
1181	Just a small sip?	1.3263	0.05881	95	69	21	5
1182	Where did you find the water?	1.3261	0.06008	92	67	20	5
1183	This is my day as a fish. I will philosophize tomorrow.	1.3261	0.06203	92	68	18	6
1184	An oracle without memory… Perfect for our times!	1.3261	0.06203	92	68	18	6
1185	As the confusion dissipated, it became clear to Aidan that heightsunknown.com was a complete scam.	1.3261	0.06203	92	68	18	6
1186	It was then Fred learned that a pet for the kids is the parent's responsibility.	1.3261	0.06393	92	69	16	7
1187	I hope you are from Amazon, I’m completely out of food!	1.3261	0.06008	92	67	20	5
1188	Go fish!	1.3258	0.06143	89	65	19	5
1189	Figures.	1.3258	0.06143	89	65	19	5
1190	I hope you remembered my food this time.	1.3258	0.06347	89	66	17	6
1191	Go forth and eat meat only.	1.3256	0.05834	86	61	22	3
1192	The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single swish.	1.3256	0.06500	86	64	16	6
1193	Sorry. I'm a fish. I've got nothing.	1.3256	0.06064	86	62	20	4
1194	Evolution isn’t all it’s cracked up to be!	1.3256	0.06064	86	62	20	4
1195	Who’s going to believe this fish story?	1.3256	0.06286	86	63	18	5
1196	Just when you think you're away from the fish bowl	1.3256	0.06286	86	63	18	5
1197	Don’t tap the glass.	1.3256	0.05834	86	61	22	3
1198	Mask up.	1.3253	0.06439	83	61	17	5
1199	I'm a Tibetan Monkfish	1.3253	0.06439	83	61	17	5
1200	This is what you came for?	1.3253	0.06439	83	61	17	5
1201	Shhh. Don’t reveal my hiding place.	1.3247	0.06521	77	56	17	4
1202	Yes, I live in a fishbowl, but it's surprisingly private.	1.3243	0.06413	74	53	18	3
1203	Well, it's better than "because it's there."	1.3241	0.05066	108	76	29	3
1204	Try as he might, Steve could never escape the insurance-selling animals.	1.3238	0.05496	105	76	24	5
1205	Fish walked on dry land millions of years ago; you think we quit there?	1.3235	0.05601	102	74	23	5
1206	Finally! Someone to talk to….	1.3235	0.05772	102	75	21	6
1207	Yes, I brought the flakes. Duh.	1.3232	0.05890	99	73	20	6
1208	Well, I guess it's technically gold.	1.3232	0.05890	99	73	20	6
1209	The new Indiana Jones film had some serious budget issues	1.3232	0.06230	99	75	16	8
1210	Fishing for the truth about life?	1.3229	0.05638	96	69	23	4
1211	Love your neighbor,	1.3229	0.06014	96	71	19	6
1212	And just like that…we weren’t alone	1.3229	0.05021	96	66	29	1
1213	I missed you. People on Earth are crazy.	1.3229	0.06014	96	71	19	6
1214	Only if you have been in the deepest stomach, can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain.	1.3226	0.05953	93	68	20	5
1215	In a few more years you won't ask how I got here.	1.3226	0.05332	93	65	26	2
1216	You've found your sole.	1.3226	0.06146	93	69	18	6
1217	I know, I know. You were expecting to see an old man with a beard. Get over it, and just ask your question. I ain't got all day.	1.3226	0.05547	93	66	24	3
1218	Confucius say: "The gold you seek different from what you find."	1.3226	0.05547	93	66	24	3
1219	Remember—hydration up here is key.	1.3226	0.04658	124	87	34	3
1220	No one has to know, just make a wish.	1.3226	0.05753	93	67	22	4
1221	Are you from around here?	1.3226	0.06146	93	69	18	6
1222	Lesson one... breathing.	1.3223	0.05145	121	88	27	6
1223	I saw a hole when the tide went out and the rest is history	1.3222	0.05659	90	64	23	3
1224	Damn, I thought they said there was GOLD in them thar hills...	1.3222	0.06085	90	66	19	5
1225	Mommy, daddy's home!	1.3222	0.06672	90	69	13	8
1226	The key to life: hydrate and oxygenate.	1.3218	0.06224	87	64	18	5
1227	The meaning of life? I never even knew the meaning of "lake"	1.3218	0.06436	87	65	16	6
1228	The wise man is in the john and will be right back. I'm his emotional support goldfish Larry.	1.3218	0.06640	87	66	14	7
1229	We request that air-breathing visitors wear masks.	1.3218	0.05543	87	61	24	2
1230	I was expecting a drone delivery.”	1.3218	0.05543	87	61	24	2
1231	The lesser known Donner cousin,Earl,preferred sushi.	1.3218	0.06006	87	63	20	4
1232	I’m cave diving.	1.3214	0.06374	84	62	17	5
1233	OK, I do get that reaction a lot…	1.3214	0.06374	84	62	17	5
1234	I told you I would be back for you.	1.3214	0.05906	84	60	21	3
1235	You want a piece of wisdom? OK, be one with the ocean.	1.3214	0.06374	84	62	17	5
1236	You didn’t forget to pack fish flakes, did you?	1.3214	0.05906	84	60	21	3
1237	I'm a Koi, Roy.	1.3214	0.06374	84	62	17	5
1238	Bill was conflicted. Friend or food?	1.3211	0.05512	109	80	23	6
1239	I did not expect global warming to hit us so hard, buddy, but I think you are safe now	1.3210	0.06292	81	59	18	4
1240	Ok I need you to write this down, just received the revelation.	1.3210	0.06533	81	60	16	5
1241	Taking phishing to new heights	1.3208	0.06076	106	81	16	9
1242	Live in the moment.	1.3208	0.05286	106	76	26	4
1243	Halt! Vegans only beyond this point.	1.3205	0.06450	78	57	17	4
1244	Tell me you’re thirsty, without telling me you’re thirsty	1.3205	0.06703	78	58	15	5
1245	Got worms?	1.3205	0.06450	78	57	17	4
1246	So the answer to all this is live in your own bubble	1.3205	0.05623	78	54	23	1
1247	I’ll be swimming in the ocean as soon as the sea level gets up here.	1.3204	0.05724	103	76	21	6
1248	High Tide Today!	1.3204	0.05556	103	75	23	5
1249	This wasn't the kind of gold I was expecting to find at the end of the tunnel.	1.3200	0.06010	100	75	18	7
1250	You may find the meaning of life hard to swallow.	1.3200	0.05664	100	73	22	5
1251	It is a pot and I am gold so, technically you weren't misled.	1.3200	0.06620	75	55	16	4
1252	The secret of happiness? Fresh water in my bowl.	1.3200	0.05483	100	72	24	4
1253	Who were you expecting to see, the Dali Lama?	1.3200	0.06886	75	56	14	5
1254	Hey! You’ve been out there. Is the rising sea level getting close yet?	1.3200	0.05840	100	74	20	6
1255	You were expecting what?	1.3200	0.06010	100	75	18	7
1256	I thought you'd never get here. I need someone to stare at me.	1.3200	0.06886	75	56	14	5
1257	After a long search, an intrepid hunter finds the Abominable Goldfish.	1.3196	0.05394	97	69	25	3
1258	I shouldn’t have given you a head start!	1.3196	0.05961	97	72	19	6
1259	I can only offer you words of fishdom!	1.3196	0.06139	97	73	17	7
1260	Yes, I am the one whom you seek. But you must first bring me goldfish food and a change of water.	1.3196	0.05589	97	70	23	4
1261	You were expecting the Fountain of Youth?	1.3196	0.05589	97	70	23	4
1262	I imagine that right about now you're feeling a little foolish.	1.3196	0.05394	97	69	25	3
1263	The bowl is half full. That's as good as it gets these days.	1.3194	0.06508	72	52	17	3
1264	The world is your aquarium.	1.3191	0.06275	94	71	16	7
1265	Yes I did use to be a very old man with a beard, but this s my sixth reincarnation.	1.3191	0.05498	94	67	24	3
1266	Give a man a fish….	1.3191	0.05899	94	69	20	5
1267	What are you looking at? It’s salt water	1.3191	0.05899	94	69	20	5
1268	You're here to clean my bowl, right?	1.3187	0.05822	91	66	21	4
1269	I hope you got the order right.	1.3187	0.06028	91	67	19	5
1270	The moment I realized that I forgot to bring the fish food.	1.3187	0.06608	91	70	13	8
1271	Welcome. I'll be your guide on this spelunking tour.	1.3187	0.06028	91	67	19	5
1272	..and then they flushed me, and the next thing you know, "poof!" , I'm up here giving advise to losers like you.	1.3187	0.06227	91	68	17	6
1273	Finally …You’d forget your head if it wasn’t screwed on !	1.3187	0.06608	91	70	13	8
1274	I’ll tell you again, Mike, that woman didn’t need you and I didn’t need that bicycle.	1.3187	0.06227	91	68	17	6
1275	After years of seeking enlightenment Jacque finally meets the true golden idol...	1.3182	0.06373	88	66	16	6
1276	Sorry, this VRBO is mine for the week.	1.3182	0.06164	88	65	18	5
1277	What were you expecting, a yogi?	1.3182	0.06164	88	65	18	5
1278	There is no "Grand Purpose", but you did get your steps in.	1.3182	0.05949	88	64	20	4
1279	Keep moving, pal. I paid a LOT for this view.	1.3182	0.06373	88	66	16	6
1280	Look Jim - I didn't mean to eat our friend. You were away for so long and I ran out of fish food.	1.3178	0.05879	107	81	18	8
1281	Thou canst not be false to thyself, pilgrim. Please place $100 in my fishbowl and be on your way.	1.3178	0.05571	107	79	22	6
1282	Weren't you here 3 seconds ago.	1.3176	0.06528	85	64	15	6
1283	Bear Grylls spots dinner	1.3176	0.05849	85	61	21	3
1284	How far does one have to go to get some privacy?	1.3176	0.05849	85	61	21	3
1285	We need to talk about the cat.	1.3176	0.05849	85	61	21	3
1286	Last time I petsit for the local guru.	1.3176	0.06528	85	64	15	6
1287	I’m the runner-up prize. That first guy took all the gold.	1.3173	0.05840	104	78	19	7
1288	What? Fish can be sages.	1.3171	0.06227	82	60	18	4
1289	The regular guy is working from home today.	1.3171	0.05981	82	59	20	3
1290	Congratulations, you have made it to sea level!	1.3171	0.06693	82	62	14	6
1291	I hope you remembered to pick up some milk.	1.3168	0.05790	101	75	20	6
1292	Yeah, so this is fish mountain, not wish mountain. No worries, it happens a lot.	1.3168	0.05959	101	76	18	7
1293	I know. Voting is getting harder.	1.3165	0.06121	79	57	19	3
1294	He’s out walking the dog.	1.3165	0.06630	79	59	15	5
1295	You got anything better?	1.3165	0.06381	79	58	17	4
1296	Just when you think you’re the first.	1.3165	0.06871	79	60	13	6
1297	Don't bother saying it. You forgot my food.	1.3163	0.05909	98	73	19	6
1298	You're looking for a wise old man? Who would be stupid enough to live up here?	1.3163	0.06583	98	77	11	10
1299	For some fish food, I'll tell you a great story about how I got here.	1.3158	0.06568	95	74	12	9
1300	Worst advice I was ever given? “Dive Right In!”	1.3158	0.05652	95	69	22	4
1301	'The secret to eternal happiness is to... keep climbing.'	1.3158	0.06035	95	71	18	6
1302	And you're not wearing a mask because...?	1.3158	0.06546	76	56	16	4
1303	I'm a Pisces, you're a Gemini, it'll never work.	1.3158	0.05986	76	54	20	2
1304	Two aquariums. One tiny and one much bigger.	1.3158	0.06808	76	57	14	5
1305	Hey man, find your own water.	1.3158	0.05652	95	69	22	4
1306	You must be wondering why I’ve brought you here	1.3152	0.05558	92	66	23	3
1307	You were expecting maybe Depak Chopra?	1.3152	0.06169	92	69	17	6
1308	They were slightly wrong about the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.	1.3152	0.06169	92	69	17	6
1309	Can you believe this view…Can you believe this view!	1.3152	0.05972	92	68	19	5
1310	Sorry buddy, but they said I couldn’t dump you in the lake when we got tired of cleaning your bowl.	1.3152	0.05769	92	67	21	4
1311	Remember to manage your expectations.	1.3148	0.05681	108	81	20	7
1312	As if living in a fishbowl isn't hard enough, now I have to take care of an uninvited guest.	1.3148	0.05204	108	78	26	4
1313	It’s about time you got here.	1.3146	0.06311	89	67	16	6
1314	Make it quick, I have a six second attention span.	1.3146	0.06105	89	66	18	5
1315	Do me a favor, and flush me down the toilet next time	1.3146	0.06105	89	66	18	5
1316	Did you bring fish food?	1.3143	0.06914	70	52	14	4
1317	I've peed in the water.	1.3143	0.05948	105	80	17	8
1318	Spent my entire adult life in the quest to get into a Roz Chast cartoon. Where did I go wrong?	1.3143	0.07207	70	53	12	5
1319	Excuse me I’m meditating!	1.3143	0.06607	70	51	16	3
1320	I told the other guys I knew you'd come back"!	1.3140	0.05792	86	62	21	3
1321	Why did I agree to feed my neighbor's fish while they are on vacation?	1.3140	0.06247	86	64	17	5
1322	You talkin’ to me?	1.3140	0.06024	86	63	19	4
1323	Get a fish they said. They cannot run away they said.	1.3140	0.06462	86	65	15	6
1324	No allegory here, Dave	1.3140	0.06462	86	65	15	6
1325	Darn, just another phishing scam.	1.3140	0.06247	86	64	17	5
1326	You just missed him. He's performing at Coachella tonight.	1.3137	0.05210	102	73	26	3
1327	The secret? Don’t be a fish out of water.	1.3137	0.05908	102	77	18	7
1328	I call it glamping.	1.3137	0.05570	102	75	22	5
1329	Some kind of weird existential metaphor, man.	1.3134	0.06795	67	49	15	3
1330	Whaddya mean, the meaning of life is dried crickets?	1.3133	0.06164	83	61	18	4
1331	Welcome. You look surprised.	1.3133	0.05920	83	60	20	3
1332	You might have splashed around or something when you saw me packing up!	1.3133	0.05667	83	59	22	2
1333	After single-handedly climing his way to the top, Brandon finally found himself nearly in reach of his coveted Gold-in-Globe.	1.3133	0.05920	83	60	20	3
1334	I hope you brought lunch	1.3133	0.05667	83	59	22	2
1335	Swami, swimmi, you take what you can get.	1.3133	0.06397	83	62	16	5
1336	What were you expecting - a bowl of cherries?	1.3133	0.06164	83	61	18	4
1337	Here you are	1.3133	0.06841	83	64	12	7
1338	My bowl is filled with hikers' tears.	1.3131	0.06031	99	75	17	7
1339	Do not wish to be all seeing in your next incarnation.	1.3131	0.06200	99	76	15	8
1340	A sunny pleasure-dome with fish of gold!	1.3131	0.05679	99	73	21	5
1341	It's about time you Amazon people got here with my fish food order.	1.3125	0.05602	96	70	22	4
1342	Better late then never.	1.3125	0.06313	80	59	17	4
1343	I'm not the type of pot of gold you were hoping to find up here?	1.3125	0.06057	80	58	19	3
1344	Just tell them we met at a carnival.	1.3119	0.05636	109	82	20	7
1345	Careful, the air is pretty thin up here.	1.3118	0.05917	93	69	19	5
1346	The answer is water.	1.3118	0.05716	93	68	21	4
1347	The Old Wiseman has gone for coffee. Need any fishy advice?	1.3118	0.05508	93	67	23	3
1348	I was expecting a pot of gold	1.3118	0.05508	93	67	23	3
1349	Sorry for making you wait out here, Goldie. You know we can’t trust Tabby when I have to go to the dentist.	1.3118	0.05917	93	69	19	5
1350	And that's when Bob realized altitude sickness was setting in	1.3118	0.06483	93	72	13	8
1351	I’d offer you some water but I just pooped in it.	1.3117	0.06203	77	56	18	3
1352	well, it's about time; I haven't eaten in days!	1.3117	0.06732	77	58	14	5
1353	In Peter's mind there were two possibilities...Wise old fish of the mountain top or sushi.	1.3117	0.06203	77	56	18	3
1354	The meaning of life is getting a steady supply of fish food flakes.	1.3117	0.05921	77	55	20	2
1355	putting you back, now that the pandemic is over	1.3117	0.05921	77	55	20	2
1356	Don’t even THINK about it.	1.3113	0.05899	106	81	17	8
1357	What took you so long? I'm hungry!	1.3113	0.05899	106	81	17	8
1358	I told you I would leave if you kept that annoying cat around.”	1.3113	0.05423	106	78	23	5
1359	Ah! The pot of gold......fish.	1.3111	0.05619	90	65	22	3
1360	I found enlightenment. Now I want a pink castle.	1.3111	0.05392	90	64	24	2
1361	Bob suddenly realizing he'd never seen a flying fish before.	1.3111	0.06250	90	68	16	6
1362	Don’t even think it.	1.3111	0.06047	90	67	18	5
1363	No, I’m his receptionist. He has an opening at 2:15 - can you come back then?	1.3108	0.07434	74	58	9	7
1364	Don't even think about drinking my bowl water...I'll bite your lips off!	1.3108	0.06360	74	54	17	3
1365	Did you bring the Chardonnay?	1.3108	0.06645	74	55	15	4
1366	Huh, I didn’t think phishing scams would be quite so literal.	1.3108	0.06360	74	54	17	3
1367	Don't tell me they were out of fish food again!	1.3107	0.05524	103	76	22	5
1368	What did you expect, a hermit crab?	1.3103	0.06185	87	65	17	5
1369	What were you expecting, a guru?	1.3103	0.05498	87	62	23	2
1370	Told you I’d get here first.	1.3103	0.05532	116	88	20	8
1371	Yeah, ok, I'm not a holy man. You've been catfished.	1.3103	0.05736	87	63	21	3
1372	You made it, traveler. The secret to life is... damn, I forgot.	1.3103	0.05965	87	64	19	4
1373	You think you had a difficult climb....?	1.3100	0.05631	100	74	21	5
1374	Found you! My turn to hide.	1.3100	0.05808	100	75	19	6
1375	GoldFISH in them thar hills.	1.3100	0.05631	100	74	21	5
1376	Wisdom of the day: Carp-y Diem	1.3095	0.06332	84	63	16	5
1377	Bet you didn't know this is where the sewer leads to	1.3095	0.06101	84	62	18	4
1378	We’re gonna need a bigger fishbowl.	1.3095	0.05861	84	61	20	3
1379	Small world!	1.3095	0.05611	84	60	22	2
1380	Hang on ... are you vaccinated?	1.3095	0.05611	84	60	22	2
1381	Yo,Sir Hillary. Try doing it in a bowl!	1.3095	0.06554	84	64	14	6
1382	Table for one Sir?	1.3095	0.05861	84	61	20	3
1383	Hey, didn’t you get my text?!	1.3095	0.06101	84	62	18	4
1384	Alright, alright, alright!	1.3095	0.06770	84	65	12	7
1385	I didn't realise that pet sitters covered this area	1.3095	0.05861	84	61	20	3
1386	And did this "Plato" leave any fish food outside of the cave?	1.3093	0.06106	97	74	16	7
1387	And best of all about this picturesque view—no cats in sight.	1.3088	0.06375	68	49	17	2
1388	Sorry. You only get one question.	1.3088	0.06710	68	50	15	3
1389	Live every 5 seconds like they are your last.	1.3088	0.07030	68	51	13	4
1390	Ishmaels quest for enlightenment comes to an abrupt end	1.3088	0.07335	68	52	11	5
1391	Where's sea-level?	1.3086	0.06489	81	61	15	5
1392	I'm not the fish out of water.	1.3086	0.05994	81	59	19	3
1393	Password?	1.3086	0.06489	81	61	15	5
1394	You know, it's been almost 2 billion years since the river deposited me in this bottle. Boy! Can I tell you stories, but I want to speak to an agent first.	1.3086	0.05994	81	59	19	3
1395	I hope you’ve had time to think about your behavior.	1.3086	0.06246	81	60	17	4
1396	For those seeking enlightenment, I am a metaphor - or a practical joke.	1.3085	0.05665	94	69	21	4
1397	I’m going to forget this in about five seconds so go with any story you like	1.3085	0.06055	94	71	17	6
1398	Why this? I just got tired of people staring at me all day.	1.3084	0.05698	107	81	19	7
1399	It's taken, and where is you mask?	1.3077	0.05782	91	67	20	4
1400	The key to happiness? Short memory.	1.3077	0.06657	78	59	14	5
1401	Masks are optional if you're fully vaccinated.	1.3077	0.05990	91	68	18	5
1402	The moment of realization that enlightenment was just going to be more trouble than it was worth.	1.3077	0.05990	91	68	18	5
1403	Wrong mountain. I'm just a fish."	1.3077	0.05306	104	76	24	4
1404	They call me "Swimmy" — "Swami" is the next cave over.	1.3077	0.07140	78	61	10	7
1405	Because the air's so thin I can't make bubbles.	1.3077	0.06657	78	59	14	5
1406	That took longer than 30 minutes. I'm not paying full price for that fish food pizza.	1.3077	0.06190	91	69	16	6
1407	Your last fish food sucked.	1.3077	0.05782	91	67	20	4
1408	Did you bring along a friend for me?	1.3077	0.05859	78	56	20	2
1409	I’m beating the real estate rush before the sea level rises.	1.3077	0.06172	65	46	18	1
1410	I found the last fish left in the world	1.3077	0.07140	78	61	10	7
1411	When an ordinary man attains knowledge he becomes a sage, but when a sage attains understanding, every so often, he becomes a fish.	1.3077	0.05647	104	78	20	6
1412	Thank God for that! I'm dying of thirst.	1.3069	0.05403	101	74	23	4
1413	Reincarnation problem. Don’t ask. Sill got wisdom and all that, though.	1.3068	0.05682	88	64	21	3
1414	Forget everything you've ever heard about overfeeding goldfish.	1.3068	0.05907	88	65	19	4
1415	My advice to you? First, believe everything a ventriloquist's pet fish tells you.	1.3068	0.06334	88	67	15	6
1416	You forgot to feed me so many times, I decided to move out.	1.3068	0.06734	88	69	11	8
1417	He had read goldfish were an invasive species.	1.3068	0.06334	88	67	15	6
1418	Seriously Bob, in this housing market we need to be open minded.	1.3068	0.06124	88	66	17	5
1419	There be gold(fish) in them thar hills!	1.3068	0.06124	88	66	17	5
1420	Sorry that you had to travel so far, but in this housing market, this was the only place I could afford.	1.3068	0.05682	88	64	21	3
1421	Wadja expect; lobster?	1.3067	0.06569	75	56	15	4
1422	I hope you brought some real fish food. The last wisdom seeker just brought some unleavened bread.	1.3067	0.06288	75	55	17	3
1423	At least it's not a bear?	1.3067	0.06569	75	56	15	4
1424	So, if I understand you correctly, the secret to life is "glub"?	1.3067	0.07096	75	58	11	6
1425	I know...it makes no sense to me, either...	1.3067	0.06569	75	56	15	4
1426	Sheila? It’s me Rob, from Tinder.	1.3067	0.06837	75	57	13	5
1427	I never imagined that re-finding Nemo was going to be this hard	1.3067	0.06288	75	55	17	3
1428	Feed me.	1.3061	0.05694	98	73	20	5
1429	Hope you’re not as hungry as you look!	1.3061	0.05506	98	72	22	4
1430	you’re not very smart, are you	1.3061	0.05876	98	74	18	6
1431	Yes, those bones in the cave is Carl… Look, I know, this looks weird but we ran out of food and he got the short straw.	1.3061	0.05876	98	74	18	6
1432	Hello Frank, I’ve been expecting you	1.3061	0.05876	98	74	18	6
1433	Sorry, already booked	1.3059	0.06040	85	63	18	4
1434	Welcome to your beginning	1.3059	0.05803	85	62	20	3
1435	If you run away from home one more time……..	1.3059	0.06487	85	65	14	6
1436	Whatever your question, the answer is ‘Fish Food'	1.3059	0.06268	85	64	16	5
1437	Yes, Bob, I too needed a post-pandemic vacation with a mountain view.	1.3059	0.05557	85	61	22	2
1438	Tommy discovered that his dying goldish he flushed down the toilet a child, had now become the meaning of life.	1.3059	0.06040	85	63	18	4
1439	I decided to downsize.	1.3059	0.05803	85	62	20	3
1440	I was hoping for a pot of gold, but whatever.	1.3056	0.05497	108	81	21	6
1441	Do you have any threes?	1.3056	0.07305	72	56	10	6
1442	You don't look too happy to see me John.	1.3056	0.05950	108	84	15	9
1443	One of us should live.	1.3056	0.06452	72	53	16	3
1444	Sure, I can take your question, as long as it's about water or flake food.	1.3053	0.06000	95	72	17	6
1445	Life’s secret is not to become a fish out of water.	1.3053	0.05810	95	71	19	5
1446	You forgot my food?	1.3053	0.05810	95	71	19	5
1447	It's not 42?	1.3049	0.05933	82	60	19	3
1448	Don't worry, I'm not invasive.	1.3049	0.06181	82	61	17	4
1449	Just wait 'til you see the paintings. Early ichthyoid!	1.3049	0.06651	82	63	13	6
1450	The monk went to the bar. He said he was tired of being in quarantine and left me in charge. What do you want to know?	1.3048	0.05761	105	80	18	7
1451	This is the last time I’ll ever offer to do a guru a favor.	1.3043	0.05934	92	69	18	5
1452	Give up?	1.3043	0.05517	92	67	22	3
1453	The answer to it all? Go fish.	1.3043	0.06132	92	70	16	6
1454	Excuse me? I’m taking a bath here!	1.3043	0.06627	69	51	15	3
1455	You didn't bring any Things with you, did you?	1.3043	0.05729	92	68	20	4
1456	No scaling.	1.3043	0.07242	69	53	11	5
1457	Restroom’s around back. AROUND BACK.	1.3043	0.05934	92	69	18	5
1458	Turns out the Cat in the Hat has a dark side	1.3043	0.06627	69	51	15	3
1459	I forgot the fish food.	1.3040	0.05108	125	94	24	7
1460	I too, am a Pisces.	1.3039	0.06040	102	79	15	8
1461	Sorry, wrong cave. I was looking for the hermit crab.	1.3039	0.06040	102	79	15	8
1462	So you thought you could move without my knowing, heh	1.3038	0.07059	79	62	10	7
1463	I’ve just climbed one big metaphor only to find another, smaller metaphor.	1.3038	0.06584	79	60	14	5
1464	Enlightenment? That's only on our Premium Health Plan.	1.3038	0.06584	79	60	14	5
1465	We’re just two lost souls…	1.3038	0.06071	79	58	18	3
1466	This isn’t what I had in mind when the guide said I’d be scaling the mountain	1.3036	0.05205	112	83	24	5
1467	I see you took the long way up	1.3034	0.06472	89	69	13	7
1468	Dangit, they got me this time, “there is gold in them there hills.”	1.3034	0.05628	89	65	21	3
1469	Well well well, now look who’s getting flushed.	1.3034	0.06065	89	67	17	5
1470	The answer to life is to only remember back three seconds.	1.3034	0.06065	89	67	17	5
1471	Well my climb doesn't seem so impressive now.	1.3034	0.06856	89	71	9	9
1472	I hope you’re a Pisces…	1.3034	0.05851	89	66	19	4
1473	What do you mean? I always come here for the summer.	1.3034	0.05397	89	64	23	2
1474	Better than the toilet bowl am I right	1.3034	0.06272	89	68	15	6
1475	It was either scale this mountain or get flushed down the toilet.	1.3030	0.05644	99	74	20	5
1476	Bet a mountain cave is the last place you thought you'd find Nemo.	1.3030	0.05644	99	74	20	5
1477	He's at lunch.	1.3030	0.05459	99	73	22	4
1478	where everyone see a fish, I see water	1.3030	0.06818	66	49	14	3
1479	You really don't want my worldview.	1.3030	0.05644	99	74	20	5
1480	And here I'd hoped the answer would be a bowl of cherries	1.3028	0.05295	109	81	23	5
1481	Let me guess - your office isn’t reopening after all.	1.3026	0.06218	76	56	17	3
1482	I didn't mean it as an insult, I don't have a filter.	1.3026	0.06494	76	57	15	4
1483	I thought this was Pikes Peak.	1.3026	0.07260	76	60	9	7
1484	Living-fish," I presume	1.3026	0.07014	76	59	11	6
1485	Fifth grade science class, remember me?	1.3026	0.05929	76	55	19	2
1486	Know thyself.	1.3026	0.06494	76	57	15	4
1487	Fish: Don’t come. Do not come. Man: I’m gonna come.	1.3026	0.06494	76	57	15	4
1488	Hey ! Even you left Cali huh	1.3026	0.06494	76	57	15	4
1489	Brian did not realize the pot of gold would be to this scale as he finally arrived at the end of the rainbow.	1.3026	0.06759	76	58	13	5
1490	Enough of this yoga business, I am here to take you back home!	1.3026	0.05929	76	55	19	2
1491	True wisdom comes to those who present their guru with a battery-powered aerator.	1.3023	0.06204	86	65	16	5
1492	Great!!! Food & Water!!!	1.3023	0.05503	86	62	22	2
1493	You shouldn’t have stopped listening to the guide after hearing the word “gold”?	1.3023	0.06631	86	67	12	7
1494	Welcome! As you’ll see, the view was worth my dragging this bowl up with me.	1.3023	0.06631	86	67	12	7
1495	I can't tell you the meaning of life, but you can enjoy the view.	1.3023	0.05980	86	64	18	4
1496	But the Master said, “There’s always a bigger fish”	1.3023	0.05980	86	64	18	4
1497	I hope you're aware that it's strictly "catch and release" up here.	1.3021	0.06304	96	75	13	8
1498	Infinity is in a drop of water. Don't drown.	1.3021	0.05155	96	69	25	2
1499	I hope you remembered the fish flakes this time!	1.3021	0.05565	96	71	21	4
1500	Teach a man to fish…	1.3021	0.05565	96	71	21	4
1501	On your way back, could you get me one of those cool underwater castles?	1.3019	0.05390	106	79	22	5
1502	My wisdom seems a lot more infinite than it really is.	1.3016	0.06649	63	46	15	2
1503	I can't believe you didn't bring my little castle.	1.3014	0.06668	73	55	14	4
1504	The first step was the hardest.	1.3014	0.07475	73	58	8	7
1505	This was a lucky encounter as Jeff was extremely dehydrated. Hopefully the climber had a canteen.	1.3014	0.06376	73	54	16	3
1506	Because caves don't have toilets.	1.3012	0.06353	83	63	15	5
1507	He’s gone to get some fish food.	1.3011	0.05677	93	69	20	4
1508	Yes Pilgrim … the Grail you seek is back behind that sacrificial alter thingy … but first, do you have any of the those little pellets?	1.3011	0.06074	93	71	16	6
1509	Water is the meaning of life fool.	1.3011	0.05879	93	70	18	5
1510	You're early!	1.3010	0.05490	103	77	21	5
1511	Are you the Amazon delivery driver? I’m almost out of food!	1.3009	0.05745	113	88	16	9
1512	Mountaineer selects wrong path. Guru metaphorically directs him to Go Fish.	1.3000	0.05737	80	58	20	2
1513	Please tell me you’re a vegetarian	1.3000	0.06264	80	60	16	4
1514	Is this all there is?	1.3000	0.06512	80	61	14	5
1515	I'm the gold you're fishing for.	1.3000	0.06006	80	59	18	3
1516	I don't give a carp. Get lost, climbin' man!	1.3000	0.06856	70	53	13	4
1517	Thank God you're here. My water needs changing.	1.3000	0.06007	90	68	17	5
1518	You thought you were the one who got away	1.3000	0.06512	80	61	14	5
1519	It was kind of depressing: Wherever he went he found these abandoned Pandemic Pets.	1.3000	0.07151	70	54	11	5
1520	I thought I left it here.	1.3000	0.06264	80	60	16	4
1521	And you thought YOU had a tough climb...	1.3000	0.06007	90	68	17	5
1522	After years of exploring the wilderness,David has found the meaning of his last 10 years buying backpacking equipment from Academy: a goldfish.	1.3000	0.05737	80	58	20	2
1523	Darn. Thought you were Amazon.	1.3000	0.06547	70	52	15	3
1524	Welcome! I'm the idiom you came to escape	1.3000	0.05795	90	67	19	4
1525	Don't tell me you forget the little plastic castle.	1.3000	0.06547	70	52	15	3
1526	Have some fun before you become a floater."	1.3000	0.06007	90	68	17	5
1527	'42!' The damned answer is '42!'	1.3000	0.06856	70	53	13	4
1528	What kept you?	1.3000	0.05880	70	50	19	1
1529	Suspend your disbelief.	1.3000	0.05795	90	67	19	4
1530	You expected a lamp”	1.3000	0.06547	70	52	15	3
1531	Why didn’t you take the elevator?	1.3000	0.06006	80	59	18	3
1532	The Beta fish: social distancing before it was cool	1.3000	0.05412	100	74	22	4
1533	Darn! The old legend said a pot of gold.	1.2990	0.05112	97	70	25	2
1534	The answer to life? Float above it.	1.2990	0.05516	97	72	21	4
1535	What’s more surprising - a fish bowl on a mountain top or a talking fish?	1.2989	0.05921	87	65	18	4
1536	It was then that Chad realized that “El pez Dorado” did not mean “The Lost City of Gold.”	1.2989	0.06143	87	66	16	5
1537	Hi! I would really like a forever home.	1.2989	0.05691	87	64	20	3
1538	Fascinating to be in water and above sea level at the same time!	1.2989	0.06143	87	66	16	5
1539	Will grant enlightenment for fish flakes	1.2989	0.05921	87	65	18	4
1540	Welcome back John! You can start by bringing me up to speed on the sea level rising issue.	1.2989	0.05921	87	65	18	4
1541	Don't you dare complain about lunch being late! Didn't I warn you that there are trade-offs moving to a place with a spectacular view?	1.2989	0.06143	87	66	16	5
1542	The path to enlightenment? Fuhgettaboutit.	1.2987	0.06149	77	57	17	3
1543	Remember, a flush is only a temporary state.	1.2987	0.05865	77	56	19	2
1544	It's a long story.	1.2987	0.06149	77	57	17	3
1545	I came here for secluded sunsets, and you're ruining it.	1.2987	0.05566	77	55	21	1
1546	It's cherries. Sorry, I ate them!	1.2985	0.06385	67	49	16	2
1547	Sorry, I meant to say get the flakes in the BLUE bottle.	1.2985	0.06385	67	49	16	2
1548	Say what you need to say but know I’ll forget you in 10 seconds.	1.2981	0.05614	104	79	19	6
1549	Only one of us is getting out of here alive.	1.2979	0.06018	94	72	16	6
1550	Technically Carassius Auratus, but you can call me 'Bubbles' "	1.2979	0.06018	94	72	16	6
1551	Were you expecting a yeti?	1.2979	0.05418	94	69	22	3
1552	He then realized everything he had worked for in life was carp.	1.2979	0.06205	94	73	14	7
1553	Feel like you’re going in circles?	1.2979	0.06205	94	73	14	7
1554	Welcome,Grasshopper! You have mastered the third level!	1.2976	0.06055	84	63	17	4
1555	You can have a drink if you keep your teeth clenched.	1.2976	0.05813	84	62	19	3
1556	Congratulations human. Go on; make your wish.	1.2976	0.06728	84	66	11	7
1557	Bubbles the goldfish, once again, beats all comers to the summit!	1.2976	0.06055	84	63	17	4
1558	It really is a small world after all.	1.2976	0.06055	84	63	17	4
1559	Don’t succumb to your desire to drink. Instead focus on…um… hey look at that condor over there!	1.2976	0.05813	84	62	19	3
1560	Not exactly the pot of gold I have been searching for	1.2976	0.06287	84	64	15	5
1561	You win! You can choose me or a stuffed animal.	1.2976	0.05813	84	62	19	3
1562	Holy sh*t! A goldfish!	1.2976	0.06055	84	63	17	4
1563	I'm working remotely.	1.2973	0.05685	74	53	20	1
1564	They keep sending new guys to change my water.	1.2973	0.05685	74	53	20	1
1565	I need my water changed.	1.2973	0.06303	74	55	16	3
1566	... and yet sadly, in the years to come the gold fish would not be able to remember beating Hillary up the mountain.	1.2973	0.07130	74	58	10	6
1567	‘’ Don’t panic, this just means the ayahuasca is working ’’	1.2973	0.06303	74	55	16	3
1568	So this is how you avoid wearing a mask?	1.2970	0.05894	101	78	16	7
1569	Ted Lasso was right. Be the Goldfish.	1.2970	0.05724	101	77	18	6
1570	He's on vacation, but I can help you. By the way, do you happen to have any fish food, he's been gone for a week.	1.2967	0.05741	91	68	19	4
1571	Stay in school.	1.2967	0.05741	91	68	19	4
1572	Of course the Universe is a fish bowl! What did you think--a terrarium?	1.2967	0.05949	91	69	17	5
1573	Sorry, I’m thirsty!	1.2967	0.05949	91	69	17	5
1574	Why do men climb mountains?	1.2967	0.05524	91	67	21	3
1575	This is a little fishy	1.2963	0.05943	81	60	18	3
1576	Is this what they mean by high seas?	1.2963	0.06442	81	62	14	5
1577	Don’t worry little buddy, I’m fully vaccinated.	1.2963	0.05678	81	59	20	2
1578	Don't worry, I will Save you.!	1.2959	0.05840	98	75	17	6
1579	Thank goodness,I can fill my canteen!	1.2959	0.05468	98	73	21	4
1580	AND, YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS HARD ?	1.2959	0.05468	98	73	21	4
1581	I got here first. I win!	1.2959	0.05468	98	73	21	4
1582	The wind is really picking up!	1.2959	0.05840	98	75	17	6
1583	Carp diem.	1.2958	0.06771	71	54	13	4
1584	Oh, there you are Barbara!	1.2958	0.05812	71	51	19	1
1585	They said there was gold in them there hills...	1.2958	0.07062	71	55	11	5
1586	Fish again!	1.2958	0.06771	71	54	13	4
1587	I'll bet you thought you'd never see me again after flushing that toilet.	1.2958	0.06771	71	54	13	4
1588	These carnival games are getting harder.	1.2958	0.06467	71	53	15	3
1589	You have done well to make it this far. For your next trial you must remember to clean my bowl once a week.	1.2958	0.06467	71	53	15	3
1590	well what did you expect	1.2955	0.05399	88	64	22	2
1591	You cannot choose your bowl, but you can choose the direction you swim.	1.2955	0.05399	88	64	22	2
1592	I don't know if I'm seeing things or you are.	1.2955	0.05636	88	65	20	3
1593	He's in the back. For God's sake don't bring up politics!	1.2955	0.06082	88	67	16	5
1594	Yes, I'm the bowl of goldfish at the end of the trek.	1.2955	0.06695	88	70	10	8
1595	It was you all along...	1.2955	0.06293	88	68	14	6
1596	You’re back!	1.2952	0.05400	105	79	21	5
1597	Herby, this is the last time I’m going to rescue you.	1.2951	0.06335	61	44	16	1
1598	Me too, because it was there.	1.2949	0.06854	78	61	11	6
1599	I know what you're thinking: "Something seems fishy...."	1.2949	0.06082	78	58	17	3
1600	This is not what I expected when I was told that there was gold at the end of this journey.	1.2949	0.05508	78	56	21	1
1601	Step-off.	1.2949	0.06607	78	60	13	5
1602	I said the kids would love a dog, she said no it has to be this particular goldfish.	1.2949	0.06082	78	58	17	3
1603	The good news is, we seem to have plateaued.	1.2949	0.06082	78	58	17	3
1604	A goldfish’s memory is 10sec” ~ Ted Lasso meaning you will have forgotten how hard the journey was getting to the top. Now you can focus on being where you are.	1.2949	0.06350	78	59	15	4
1605	Can you tell me when is high tide?	1.2947	0.05574	95	71	20	4
1606	Think of me as a white whale, but for hikers.	1.2947	0.05574	95	71	20	4
1607	Same here -- I came to escape.	1.2947	0.05772	95	72	18	5
1608	The Answer is: I had a guy bring me up here.	1.2947	0.05574	95	71	20	4
1609	I looked everywhere for you! .	1.2947	0.05370	95	70	22	3
1610	There's goldfish in them there hills	1.2941	0.05246	85	61	23	1
1611	No, Gurudude's in Maui. I'm just house sitting.	1.2941	0.06306	68	50	16	2
1612	My liquidity has caved.	1.2941	0.06968	68	52	12	4
1613	I knew the meaning of life three seconds ago.	1.2941	0.06223	85	65	15	5
1614	Did you bring flakes?	1.2941	0.05246	85	61	23	1
1615	You wouldn't by any chance have one of those little ceramic castles with you, would you?	1.2941	0.06306	68	50	16	2
1616	Your subscription to The New Yorker will expire in 7 months. We need your renewal confirmation RIGHT NOW!	1.2941	0.06223	85	65	15	5
1617	Welcome to my pied-à-terre.	1.2941	0.06968	68	52	12	4
1618	I told you I'd come back for you!	1.2935	0.05687	92	69	19	4
1619	Your accomplishment is impressive too.	1.2935	0.06286	92	72	13	7
1620	I promised I would release you into the wild	1.2935	0.05687	92	69	19	4
1621	It’s too late, David. I’ve seen it all and I’m not coming home.	1.2935	0.05687	92	69	19	4
1622	I heard goldfish were an invasive species, but I didn't think it was this bad...	1.2933	0.06514	75	57	14	4
1623	The Meaning of Life? Fish gotta' swim.	1.2933	0.06231	75	56	16	3
1624	I'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty.	1.2933	0.06514	75	57	14	4
1625	I knew there was something fishy	1.2933	0.06514	75	57	14	4
1626	Meaning of life? No clue, but I'll perform a card trick for your troubles.	1.2929	0.05026	99	72	25	2
1627	Climate change.	1.2927	0.05620	82	60	20	2
1628	I was planning to self isolate, but I see you have beaten me to it.	1.2927	0.05881	82	61	18	3
1629	Well, at least I won the carnival game.	1.2927	0.07257	82	67	6	9
1630	Scavenger Hunt... 2020 edition.	1.2927	0.06132	82	62	16	4
1631	I hope the fish food you brought is vegan.	1.2923	0.06837	65	49	13	3
1632	Seriously? You came all this way just to meet a talking goldfish?	1.2921	0.05806	89	67	18	4
1633	Don’t be so surprised - millions of years ago, this was just an ocean bed	1.2921	0.05806	89	67	18	4
1634	I knew the meaning of life but I forgot it.	1.2921	0.05582	89	66	20	3
1635	You are our 435th visitor today	1.2921	0.05806	89	67	18	4
1636	I’m out of my element, but at least I took the high ground.	1.2921	0.06022	89	68	16	5
1637	Perfect, water and a snack.	1.2921	0.06022	89	68	16	5
1638	What a relief! I thought you had been flushed!	1.2920	0.05286	113	86	21	6
1639	What? You were expecting some old hippie in a robe? Whatever. Anyway, that's the meaning of life. And, feed the fish.	1.2917	0.05908	96	74	16	6
1640	I forgot	1.2917	0.06976	72	56	11	5
1641	I hope the trip to go back for my water conditioner wasn't too inconvenient!	1.2917	0.05322	96	71	22	3
1642	Look, I ain’t the Dalai Lama, but I do operate a global non-profit think tank.	1.2917	0.06689	72	55	13	4
1643	So you know, I'm not into sharing.	1.2917	0.06390	72	54	15	3
1644	I'm the Friday special.	1.2917	0.06390	72	54	15	3
1645	Oh, do you mean the old hermit crab that used to live here?	1.2917	0.06076	72	53	17	2
1646	No, I definitely said latte WITH soy milk...	1.2917	0.05908	96	74	16	6
1647	Well, that certainly isn’t the kind of gold I was expecting.	1.2917	0.05524	96	72	20	4
1648	This is not the pot of gold I was expecting.	1.2913	0.05955	103	81	14	8
1649	Larry discovers the meaning of everything is actually not a big deal.	1.2913	0.05955	103	81	14	8
1650	Please tell me you packed fish food.	1.2911	0.05740	79	58	19	2
1651	I guess I don't have the right address	1.2911	0.06016	79	59	17	3
1652	There is something fishy about this " Stairway To Heaven " thing .	1.2911	0.06016	79	59	17	3
1653	For all your climbing, happiness was in your own bowl all along.	1.2911	0.06280	79	60	15	4
1654	Yes, the altitude stunted my growth.	1.2911	0.06534	79	61	13	5
1655	Are you asking what took me so long?	1.2911	0.06280	79	60	15	4
1656	FYI- I peed in here.	1.2911	0.06534	79	61	13	5
1657	The meaning of life is… the meaning of life is…	1.2911	0.06280	79	60	15	4
1658	If you say there's something fishy about this cave, I will kill you.	1.2911	0.06016	79	59	17	3
1659	Believe me, the sea level will not rise this high.	1.2911	0.06280	79	60	15	4
1660	I changed my mind. I want the extra-crispy fish food. Can you go back?	1.2909	0.05222	110	83	22	5
1661	So that's where you were hiding.	1.2907	0.05196	86	62	23	1
1662	Sorry sir,you must wear a mask to enter	1.2907	0.06159	86	66	15	5
1663	The meaning of life -- ? You might as well ask how any of us got here.	1.2903	0.06660	62	46	14	2
1664	It gives new meaning to the idea of "going for the gold."	1.2903	0.07411	62	48	10	4
1665	No, I'm a goldfish, what do I know?	1.2903	0.06250	62	45	16	1
1666	Hi stranger. My name is 'Wanda'"	1.2900	0.05183	100	74	23	3
1667	You should have suspected there was something fishy when they told you that you would find a Gold Mine up here.	1.2900	0.05738	100	77	17	6
1668	What? You were expecting a burning bush?	1.2900	0.05559	100	76	19	5
1669	Told you I’d beat you up here…. Now give me my twenty bucks.	1.2900	0.04984	100	73	25	2
1670	You must be the beta tester.	1.2899	0.06229	69	51	16	2
1671	I forgot to bring fish food	1.2899	0.06562	69	52	14	3
1672	I’m quarantined. What are YOU doing here?	1.2899	0.06879	69	53	12	4
1673	I knew I left you somewhere.	1.2899	0.06562	69	52	14	3
1674	Came for the solitude...but stayed for the thin air.	1.2895	0.06160	76	57	16	3
1675	Yep, the source of all happiness is to stay in your frikin bowl.	1.2895	0.05869	76	56	18	2
1676	The greatest enlightenment is to laugh at yourself.	1.2895	0.06706	76	59	12	5
1677	Nemo!	1.2895	0.06439	76	58	14	4
1678	The meaning of existence is . . . Ichthyology.	1.2895	0.06160	76	57	16	3
1679	I'm not the vessel your looking for...	1.2895	0.05869	76	56	18	2
1680	We meet at last, Sir Edmund.	1.2895	0.06706	76	59	12	5
1681	The secret to life is a goldfish bowl...I think...well I'm not really sure because I am limited to circular reasoning.	1.2892	0.06306	83	64	14	5
1682	Don't try to be Koi with me!	1.2892	0.06534	83	65	12	6
1683	Okay, here it is: Am I the cause of climate change? Do I start pointless wars? Stop evolving.	1.2892	0.06306	83	64	14	5
1684	They call me Swimmy Swami.	1.2892	0.05821	83	62	18	3
1685	Catch-and-Release is the path to true happiness.	1.2892	0.06068	83	63	16	4
1686	As a guru all I do is remind people that at least they’re not confined to a bowl.	1.2892	0.05821	83	62	18	3
1687	While you may find "Nemo" you may not possess "Nemo."	1.2892	0.06306	83	64	14	5
1688	I thought the ocean would look bigger from here.	1.2892	0.05821	83	62	18	3
1689	I even gave you a head start and I still beat your anthropoid ass.	1.2892	0.06306	83	64	14	5
1690	I knew I would find you here	1.2892	0.05821	83	62	18	3
1691	Reads one too many articles about incorporating exercise into daily chores.	1.2892	0.06306	83	64	14	5
1692	Curses, they said I'd find gold and all I get is a fish yapping something about 'three wishes'!	1.2889	0.05964	90	69	16	5
1693	Finally. I was beginning to feel I should have called Grubhub.	1.2889	0.06170	90	70	14	6
1694	You didn’t happen to see a guy with a can of fish food on your way up, did you?	1.2889	0.05529	90	67	20	3
1695	The secret to a happy existence is having your water changed every three days.	1.2889	0.05529	90	67	20	3
1696	Need a drink?	1.2889	0.05751	90	68	18	4
1697	The secret of life? That's the other mountain. This one's for the secret of keeping your kid's goldfish alive longer than a week.	1.2889	0.05751	90	68	18	4
1698	It's solitary, but I still feel like I'm in a fishbowl.	1.2889	0.05964	90	69	16	5
1699	Welcome to the Water Reclamation Office. How can we not help you?" #newyorkercartoon	1.2889	0.05751	90	68	18	4
1700	I told you baby, there ain’t no mountain high enough.	1.2889	0.05751	90	68	18	4
1701	Turn round and you will behold all the kingdoms of the world. I will give you all their authority and splendor, if you will but worship me. The last guy refused, but I've got a good feeling about you.	1.2887	0.05475	97	73	20	4
1702	You have reached the gold at the end of the rainbow.	1.2887	0.06035	97	76	14	7
1703	Amenities? Well, let's start with 360-degree views and a private infinity pool.	1.2887	0.06035	97	76	14	7
1704	I don’t know why people complain about high altitude, I feel great!	1.2887	0.05276	97	72	22	3
1705	Weren’t you here 3 minutes ago?	1.2881	0.06419	59	43	15	1
1706	I dunno. Who feeds you?	1.2879	0.06392	66	49	15	2
1707	Help—I don’t want to die here!	1.2879	0.07084	66	51	11	4
1708	What'd you expect for $10? Lobster?	1.2877	0.06609	73	56	13	4
1709	You're probably thinking that you are hallucinating from the altitude...	1.2877	0.06315	73	55	15	3
1710	This was still easier than that ping pong ball thing at the fair.	1.2877	0.06609	73	56	13	4
1711	Sorry dude. Richard Branson got here first.	1.2877	0.06315	73	55	15	3
1712	They kept saying I wasn’t the only fish in the sea, so I became the only fish on the mountain.	1.2877	0.06609	73	56	13	4
1713	Do you have a permit for that water?	1.2877	0.05335	73	52	21	0
1714	I’ve been wading.	1.2877	0.06891	73	57	11	5
1715	NYC: 2099 5th floor wall up with a water view	1.2877	0.06315	73	55	15	3
1716	The "California Gold Rush" should have been more specific!	1.2875	0.05680	80	59	19	2
1717	Relax, it's the circle of life...	1.2875	0.06462	80	62	13	5
1718	Are you the DoorDash Mr. Yeti ordered?	1.2875	0.06212	80	61	15	4
1719	Sushi restaurants are everywhere these days.	1.2875	0.05680	80	59	19	2
1720	Go fish” they sai	1.2875	0.06212	80	61	15	4
1721	Grubhub order for fishfood...right?	1.2874	0.05874	87	66	17	4
1722	Congratulations. You have now successfully completed step #2.	1.2874	0.06521	87	69	11	7
1723	Sorry, I’m just the house sitter.	1.2874	0.06097	87	67	15	5
1724	Aren’t you going to ask me how I got here?	1.2874	0.06097	87	67	15	5
1725	This was not the first time that he had been catfished, but something told him this would probably be the last.	1.2874	0.05642	87	65	19	3
1726	You were expecting Jaws?	1.2872	0.05583	94	71	19	4
1727	Fina… WHAT? THIS is the final prize?!	1.2869	0.04725	122	91	27	4
1728	I know it’s a little fishy, but sometimes life has no immediate explanations.	1.2857	0.05804	77	57	18	2
1729	I've adapted to climate change.	1.2857	0.06793	70	54	12	4
1730	If you carry me down to the the river I promise to show you all the great fishing spots.	1.2857	0.06153	70	52	16	2
1731	Is there a certain magic phrase or place to touch the bowl?	1.2857	0.06793	70	54	12	4
1732	You were expecting maybe Charlie the Tuna?	1.2857	0.05761	84	63	18	3
1733	Goddam it, the rental ad said no pets!	1.2857	0.05533	105	81	18	6
1734	You must think beyond the bowl, my son.	1.2857	0.06793	70	54	12	4
1735	Did you bring my Door Dash dinner order?	1.2857	0.06793	70	54	12	4
1736	The secret of life? Sorry - I’ve forgotten.	1.2857	0.05804	77	57	18	2
1737	Hey, scram, Mr. Hiker! I feel like I’m in a fishbowl!	1.2857	0.06005	84	64	16	4
1738	What did you bring me?	1.2857	0.05804	77	57	18	2
1739	I am not going back with you, Dave! I like it here.	1.2857	0.06366	77	59	14	4
1740	It's hard to breath up here, isn't it?	1.2857	0.05761	84	63	18	3
1741	What was the question, again?	1.2857	0.05906	91	70	16	5
1742	Not one more step until I see your water bottle!	1.2857	0.06091	77	58	16	3
1743	The hiker was parched, and the fish hadn’t tasted human flesh in nearly a week.	1.2857	0.06366	77	59	14	4
1744	Just checking - were you here 10 seconds ago?	1.2857	0.06366	77	59	14	4
1745	This cave is taken, try the one next door.	1.2857	0.06569	63	47	14	2
1746	Where’s your mask?	1.2857	0.06481	70	53	14	3
1747	Oh course I will tell you the meaning of life. First, add water.	1.2857	0.05906	91	70	16	5
1748	Welcome to the Hard Rock Café sir, is this a party of one?	1.2857	0.07377	70	56	8	6
1749	If don't have food, take a hike.	1.2857	0.05507	84	62	20	2
1750	Herb was always into fishing in the remotest spots.	1.2857	0.06481	70	53	14	3
1751	Self reflections from a fish bowl.	1.2857	0.06481	70	53	14	3
1752	I am your answer”	1.2857	0.06629	77	60	12	5
1753	Can you feed my fish while I’m out?	1.2857	0.06153	70	52	16	2
1754	This is the last time I promise to take care of your fish	1.2857	0.06153	70	52	16	2
1755	That’s it Goldie. No more off leash for you	1.2857	0.06239	84	65	14	5
1756	Help! The bear is hibernating and said I’d be the first thing she eats when she wakes up!	1.2857	0.06005	84	64	16	4
1757	I’ve seen weirder things in San Francisco.	1.2857	0.06306	91	72	12	7
1758	This is water. This is water.	1.2857	0.06005	84	64	16	4
1759	Okay, before you say anything, just turn around and take in that view!	1.2857	0.05012	105	78	24	3
1760	Yes, I am the gold fish. Why?	1.2857	0.06481	70	53	14	3
1761	Remember me? I'm the guy you flushed last year.	1.2842	0.05923	95	74	15	6
1762	At last! It's so lonely at the top!	1.2842	0.05532	95	72	19	4
1763	Your fishing license is no good here.	1.2842	0.05532	95	72	19	4
1764	Goldfish? Where’s the lama?!?	1.2842	0.05532	95	72	19	4
1765	This is the most extreme game of “go fish”!	1.2841	0.05587	88	66	19	3
1766	Nemo? No one here by that name.	1.2841	0.05587	88	66	19	3
1767	Wait! I thought Dori was with you.	1.2841	0.05816	88	67	17	4
1768	Hope you are just thirsting for knowledge!	1.2841	0.05816	88	67	17	4
1769	Ahh, sushi!	1.2840	0.05889	81	61	17	3
1770	You want answers? I want food. Here’s my list: Bright Farms vegan fish flakes, unsalted; Ryosan seaweed, the smooth kind, no bumps; Blackie’s FishBro Biscuits, guaranteed not to disintegrate in water… hey, you getting this?	1.2840	0.05889	81	61	17	3
1771	Climb every mountain; swim every fishbowl...	1.2840	0.05889	81	61	17	3
1772	I guess even here you can feel like you're living in a gold fish bowl.	1.2840	0.05889	81	61	17	3
1773	No, you were supposed to turn LEFT at the gas station	1.2840	0.06145	81	62	15	4
1774	Not exactly here. You have to descend about two miles, and then follow the old sheep trail.	1.2840	0.05889	81	61	17	3
1775	Your probably wondering how I got up here? Have a seat, it’s a cute story.	1.2840	0.05620	81	60	19	2
1776	Move over, backpack. You’re ruining my view.	1.2840	0.06391	81	63	13	5
1777	The secret to life? Live it 10 seconds at a time	1.2840	0.06391	81	63	13	5
1778	True, it's life in a fish bowl, but you can't beat the view.	1.2838	0.06241	74	56	15	3
1779	You again.	1.2838	0.06531	74	57	13	4
1780	Did you bring a change of water?	1.2838	0.05937	74	55	17	2
1781	No, you can't have a sip of my water.	1.2838	0.05937	74	55	17	2
1782	When an internet first date goes wrong.	1.2838	0.06241	74	56	15	3
1783	What drought ?	1.2838	0.07075	74	59	9	6
1784	Wrong cave, enlightenment one peak over.	1.2838	0.07075	74	59	9	6
1785	All of life is…what was I saying?	1.2838	0.06241	74	56	15	3
1786	If you seek the secret to life, I forgot it.	1.2838	0.06241	74	56	15	3
1787	Enough with the meditation, I'm taking you home.	1.2838	0.06808	74	58	11	5
1788	The truth is…you’re in a bowl too Todd.	1.2838	0.05616	74	54	19	1
1789	Well, you found the fish, now make your wish.	1.2838	0.06241	74	56	15	3
1790	And will that be a table for one?	1.2833	0.06330	60	44	15	1
1791	I heard she lays golden eggs	1.2833	0.07167	60	46	11	3
1792	True, but at least I know my limits.	1.2828	0.05185	99	74	22	3
1793	Yes Johnny, the meaning of life IS a little bit fishy.	1.2826	0.05426	92	69	20	3
1794	I thought I flushed you… you look good. Trail mix?	1.2826	0.06051	92	72	14	6
1795	How did you swim to the top?	1.2826	0.05850	92	71	16	5
1796	Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you feed him for his life time. Climb a mountain and find fish, be very disappointed.”	1.2824	0.05452	85	63	20	2
1797	Unfortunately, I now realize that it would have been easier to have just flushed him down the toilet.	1.2824	0.06175	85	66	14	5
1798	Ha Ha, beat you, slowpoke!	1.2824	0.05703	85	64	18	3
1799	You forgot to feed me again. And you left the oven on.	1.2824	0.05452	85	63	20	2
1800	I'm sorry Thomas, but your Guru is on another mountain	1.2824	0.05452	85	63	20	2
1801	OK, I get it. Isolated. Now what?	1.2821	0.05443	78	57	20	1
1802	Are you pescatarian?	1.2821	0.06294	78	60	14	4
1803	What's a guy gotta do to stay out of sight?	1.2821	0.06803	78	62	10	6
1804	Congratulations! Win one more and you can trade up for a medium-sized stuffed animal.	1.2821	0.06024	78	59	16	3
1805	How could you possibly take anything I say seriously?	1.2821	0.06024	78	59	16	3
1806	Fishy. What's fishy?	1.2821	0.06294	78	60	14	4
1807	You've flushed my relatives and you want the meaning of life from me!	1.2821	0.06554	78	61	12	5
1808	Go ahead. Ask me anything. I'm no fluke.	1.2821	0.06554	78	61	12	5
1809	Please be sure to stay 6 ft away.	1.2821	0.06294	78	60	14	4
1810	That depends on who’s asking.	1.2821	0.06024	78	59	16	3
1811	…so that’s why my podcast sounds like I’m recording from a fishbowl.	1.2821	0.06024	78	59	16	3
1812	At last, the pot of gold...fish!	1.2817	0.06401	71	54	14	3
1813	Try living your life in a fishbowl. But pick a scenic location.	1.2817	0.06401	71	54	14	3
1814	I hope you're a vegan.	1.2817	0.06079	71	53	16	2
1815	I suppose this is better than getting flushed, thank you for your kindness	1.2817	0.05738	71	52	18	1
1816	Carl paused in that fleeting moment knowing his acomplishment would soon be forgotten.	1.2816	0.05418	103	79	19	5
1817	Did you remember the food this time?	1.2812	0.05482	96	73	19	4
1818	You forgot the fish food, right?	1.2812	0.06853	64	49	12	3
1819	I can't carry it down -- gave my right arm to get to the top.	1.2809	0.05759	89	68	17	4
1820	Sink or Swim is my motto	1.2809	0.05977	89	69	15	5
1821	Look at that, a climber… look at that, a climber…	1.2809	0.05759	89	68	17	4
1822	Meeting Goldy	1.2809	0.05759	89	68	17	4
1823	This geocache is not quite what I was expecting	1.2809	0.05051	89	65	23	1
1824	Eat or drink first?	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
1825	Consider this your first bit of enlightenment.	1.2805	0.05827	82	62	17	3
1826	She's out.	1.2805	0.06556	82	65	11	6
1827	Nemo. What's yours?	1.2805	0.06322	82	64	13	5
1828	You brought the fish food, right?	1.2805	0.06079	82	63	15	4
1829	I'm prepared for global warming. Are you?	1.2805	0.05562	82	61	19	2
1830	Oh my god, it’s Jeff Besos!	1.2805	0.05827	82	62	17	3
1831	The entire mountain and you had to find a peak with steps?	1.2805	0.06322	82	64	13	5
1832	Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations"	1.2805	0.06079	82	63	15	4
1833	What, you haven't seen a gurufish before?	1.2805	0.06079	82	63	15	4
1834	Sorry, wrong mountain.	1.2805	0.06556	82	65	11	6
1835	Any chance I can get a ride when you head back down? You’d really be helping me out of a jam.	1.2805	0.05562	82	61	19	2
1836	Oxygen in the water? At this altitude?	1.2805	0.05827	82	62	17	3
1837	You came back!	1.2805	0.06322	82	64	13	5
1838	Weren't you here yesterday?	1.2805	0.05827	82	62	17	3
1839	I’m the only gold in this cave	1.2800	0.05554	75	55	19	1
1840	I prefer flakes to pellets.	1.2800	0.05869	75	56	17	2
1841	As you swim through life, don’t forget to stop and smell the seaweed.	1.2800	0.06728	75	59	11	5
1842	I knew you’d come back for me.	1.2800	0.05554	75	55	19	1
1843	The meaning of life? I'll tell you that after you take me to the spawning beds.	1.2800	0.06169	75	57	15	3
1844	This pet sitting gig is just not worth it.	1.2800	0.05869	75	56	17	2
1845	Cavemen have pet goldfish?	1.2800	0.06454	75	58	13	4
1846	Of course Jeffrey was excited to see his old pal Gill again, but he was even more distraught knowing his mother had lied about his whereabouts all these years…	1.2800	0.06728	75	59	11	5
1847	You were expecting maybe some old dude sitting criss-cross applesauce?"	1.2800	0.05554	75	55	19	1
1848	Okay, now we just need to do the "Valley Low" and "River Wide" parts..	1.2800	0.06728	75	59	11	5
1849	Getting down is mandatory, apparently.	1.2800	0.05869	75	56	17	2
1850	You’re here for the Phish concert? Ah good, you got my email.	1.2796	0.05795	93	72	16	5
1851	So glad you're here. Could you please change the water?	1.2794	0.06574	68	52	13	3
1852	I had a feeling this was the wrong end of the rainbow.	1.2794	0.06900	68	53	11	4
1853	The secret? Vodka!	1.2794	0.06900	68	53	11	4
1854	Oh crap, you look thirsty	1.2794	0.05869	68	50	17	1
1855	Oh great, doesn’t he know there are more fish in the sea?	1.2794	0.07509	68	55	7	6
1856	Please, you never saw me, alright?	1.2794	0.06574	68	52	13	3
1857	From the bottom of the sea to the top f the mountain, I'm at your service.	1.2794	0.05869	68	50	17	1
1858	Thank God you're here. They told the children I was sent to a farm upstate.	1.2794	0.06900	68	53	11	4
1859	That's not the kind of gold I was expecting in these hills.	1.2791	0.05883	86	66	16	4
1860	... Polo!	1.2791	0.05646	86	65	18	3
1861	Forget your altitude sickness, Eloise, I've brought your food."	1.2791	0.06111	86	67	14	5
1862	Don’t ever run away from home again!	1.2791	0.06331	86	68	12	6
1863	I am just filling in for the other guy.	1.2791	0.05883	86	66	16	4
1864	What have we done to the ocean?	1.2791	0.05883	86	66	16	4
1865	Don’t go anywhere. I’ll be right back.	1.2791	0.06111	86	67	14	5
1866	You will never find enlightenment by asking a goldfish. Have you tried meditation?	1.2785	0.06224	79	61	14	4
1867	What's a fish gotta do to get some privacy?	1.2785	0.05075	79	57	22	0
1868	where's your mask, blockhead?	1.2785	0.05958	79	60	16	3
1869	Looks like Rob will get a little fishing in after all.	1.2785	0.05958	79	60	16	3
1870	I hope you brought some fishfood.	1.2785	0.05958	79	60	16	3
1871	What’s the big deal? I’m an invasive species.	1.2785	0.06480	79	62	12	5
1872	Sorry, find your own bowl.	1.2785	0.06224	79	61	14	4
1873	If someone yodels, I'm doomed.	1.2785	0.05958	79	60	16	3
1874	A lot has happened since I flushed you…	1.2785	0.06224	79	61	14	4
1875	Food for thought in exchange for some food pellets.	1.2784	0.05815	97	76	15	6
1876	Thank god, a glass of water…a snack too!	1.2784	0.05433	97	74	19	4
1877	He's in the back making avocado toast.	1.2778	0.06324	72	55	14	3
1878	I came all this way to escape the office fishbowl!	1.2778	0.06915	72	57	10	5
1879	Oh, really. YOU want to know the meaning of life.	1.2778	0.06126	90	71	13	6
1880	Be fully present in your own space.	1.2778	0.06324	72	55	14	3
1881	Who did you expect, Yoda?	1.2778	0.06915	72	57	10	5
1882	I think I'm about to find out what it's like to be a fish out of water.	1.2778	0.06007	72	54	16	2
1883	Did you bring the algae wafers?	1.2778	0.05480	90	68	19	3
1884	Sometimes you need to travel far to discover that there is no place like home.	1.2778	0.06626	72	56	12	4
1885	I ordered organic duckweed.	1.2778	0.05480	90	68	19	3
1886	Uber?	1.2778	0.06324	72	55	14	3
1887	Gone Fishing	1.2778	0.05918	90	70	15	5
1888	The secret to eternal life? Keep you gills moving	1.2778	0.06126	90	71	13	6
1889	This is the residence of Alex Honnold and you, sir, are trespassing.	1.2778	0.06915	72	57	10	5
1890	It started out as a school prank.	1.2778	0.05703	90	69	17	4
1891	Didn't you hear that you can suffer hallucinations (and not garner eternal wisdom) from cerebral hypoxemia at high altitudes, or am I a talking fish?	1.2778	0.05398	108	84	18	6
1892	They said you'd be here in 30 minutes or less.	1.2778	0.06007	72	54	16	2
1893	My philosophy- don't be coy.	1.2778	0.06626	72	56	12	4
1894	Thank goodness you aren’t Elaine, and this isn’t a parking garage	1.2778	0.06324	72	55	14	3
1895	wow, BlubHub really delivers this far, huh	1.2778	0.06126	90	71	13	6
1896	What the 2021 dating reality of “plenty of fish in the sea” feels like	1.2778	0.06626	72	56	12	4
1897	Where's the damn fish-flakes?	1.2771	0.06255	83	65	13	5
1898	I climbed all this way for a fish!?!	1.2771	0.05505	83	62	19	2
1899	The secret of life is not to forget the water…!	1.2771	0.06015	83	64	15	4
1900	Not what you expected, right?	1.2771	0.06015	83	64	15	4
1901	Irving was both disheartened and disillusioned when he finally discovered the purpose of life.	1.2771	0.05505	83	62	19	2
1902	You didn’t think I’d still be here, did you.	1.2771	0.05505	83	62	19	2
1903	How did you beat me to the top!?	1.2771	0.06255	83	65	13	5
1904	Not one step closer unless you're vaccinated!	1.2769	0.06761	65	50	12	3
1905	Just when I thought I had a day alone.....	1.2763	0.06379	76	59	13	4
1906	Stay!	1.2763	0.06649	76	60	11	5
1907	Funny you should ask.	1.2763	0.06098	76	58	15	3
1908	Your safe now, I've been vaccinated!	1.2763	0.06379	76	59	13	4
1909	Do not be afraid. I'm simply a town piranha.	1.2763	0.06098	76	58	15	3
1910	Welcome. We are preparing your bowl now.	1.2763	0.05803	76	57	17	2
1911	NO! What are you doing here ?!	1.2763	0.06379	76	59	13	4
1912	I got more fish to fry.	1.2763	0.06379	76	59	13	4
1913	I guess it really is lonely at the top.	1.2763	0.06098	76	58	15	3
1914	He's back there lying down. Vertigo.	1.2763	0.06379	76	59	13	4
1915	I hate to admit it, but I ate the other passengers to survive.	1.2763	0.06649	76	60	11	5
1916	What do you mean you don't remember how you got up here?	1.2763	0.06098	76	58	15	3
1917	It’s the only one bedroom with a view I could afford.	1.2763	0.06379	76	59	13	4
1918	This shade is taken	1.2763	0.05803	76	57	17	2
1919	Just one little sip?	1.2763	0.05493	76	56	19	1
1920	You can leave me here and go but understand that this isn’t over Ted.	1.2763	0.06649	76	60	11	5
1921	Wishing you had more oxygen? Same.	1.2762	0.05152	105	80	21	4
1922	Hey, Boss! Come and pay the fish food delivery guy, okay?	1.2759	0.05089	87	64	22	1
1923	Remember the ping-pong ball toss from the school fair 30 years ago? I do.	1.2759	0.05824	87	67	16	4
1924	You can thank me for carving these steps on my way up here	1.2759	0.06049	87	68	14	5
1925	It's that damn Cat In the Hat's fault. Couldn't he think of another word that rhymes with fountain?	1.2759	0.05590	87	66	18	3
1926	Yeah well, I still haven't found what I'm looking for either...	1.2754	0.06811	69	54	11	4
1927	Hey, little fella, are you lost?	1.2754	0.06491	69	53	13	3
1928	Never leave your bubble.	1.2754	0.06491	69	53	13	3
1929	Move along - nothing to see here.	1.2754	0.06491	69	53	13	3
1930	I tell you now, the purpose of humanity is to keep the water fresh and don't over feed.	1.2754	0.06491	69	53	13	3
1931	We're like SeaWorld, but relatively more ethical.	1.2754	0.06491	69	53	13	3
1932	Tell them I’m somewhere between wild caught and farmed raised.	1.2754	0.06491	69	53	13	3
1933	'You are safe here'	1.2754	0.06154	69	52	15	2
1934	Not exactly what you were expecting, huh?	1.2750	0.05329	80	59	20	1
1935	Okay, that’s the last time we went for a walk off leash.	1.2750	0.05618	80	60	18	2
1936	the medium is the message, right	1.2750	0.05893	80	61	16	3
1937	Scale the what?	1.2750	0.05893	80	61	16	3
1938	Don't even think about drinking this water.	1.2750	0.05893	80	61	16	3
1939	Hey! I knew you’d come back for me!	1.2750	0.05329	80	59	20	1
1940	It wasn't easy.	1.2750	0.05618	80	60	18	2
1941	Fi*h! I forgot my mask!	1.2750	0.06408	80	63	12	5
1942	I told my owner once sea levels rise this area will be up-and-coming.	1.2747	0.05649	91	70	17	4
1943	I wondered where you went.	1.2747	0.05428	91	69	19	3
1944	Nevermind. I'll just Google it.	1.2747	0.05649	91	70	17	4
1945	I suppose if you have live in a goldfish bowl, this is a good place to do it.	1.2747	0.05198	91	68	21	2
1946	If this is the meaning of life, it is very fishy!	1.2745	0.05054	102	77	22	3
1947	You were expecting maybe a Monkfish?	1.2742	0.06963	62	48	11	3
1948	Enlightenment?...no, sorry, the're two caves over.	1.2742	0.07333	62	49	9	4
1949	It's been two days I ordered fish flakes and I see that's not a food delivery backpack...	1.2742	0.06963	62	48	11	3
1950	The moment Bill realized the farm his parents told him about was a lie.	1.2742	0.06963	62	48	11	3
1951	The guru is in the next cave. I'm the fugu.	1.2740	0.06546	73	57	12	4
1952	Isn't it a long climb to come look for a pet?	1.2740	0.06546	73	57	12	4
1953	You'll never guess where the dog you "sent to the farm to live" ended up.	1.2740	0.05936	73	55	16	2
1954	Let me guess...you were expecting to find a different "pot of gold" eh?	1.2740	0.05936	73	55	16	2
1955	« Welcome, if you can see me it only means that you’re really high buddy. »	1.2740	0.06546	73	57	12	4
1956	Did you remember my cigarettes?	1.2740	0.06546	73	57	12	4
1957	I knew that answer three seconds ago.	1.2738	0.05706	84	64	17	3
1958	Good news! I got vaccinated. Our need for social distancing is over.	1.2738	0.06189	84	66	13	5
1959	It's no use climbing up here to escape the goldfish bowl.	1.2738	0.05952	84	65	15	4
1960	Wrong mountaintop. I cover the meaning of phish.	1.2738	0.05706	84	64	17	3
1961	Something's Fishy!	1.2738	0.06416	84	67	11	6
1962	I live in a fishbowl….What would I know about the meaning of life?	1.2738	0.05706	84	64	17	3
1963	Oh good, just what I wanted to buy and in stock.	1.2738	0.05449	84	63	19	2
1964	I knew there was something fishy about the route Google maps told me to take.	1.2737	0.05487	95	73	18	4
1965	So, Agent Hardcastle, we meet again."	1.2727	0.05739	77	58	17	2
1966	Get down from there! There's plenty more fish in the sea.	1.2727	0.06029	77	59	15	3
1967	It's about time! My water needs changing.	1.2727	0.05739	77	58	17	2
1968	Oh, thank God--for a moment there I thought you were the cat.	1.2727	0.07012	66	52	10	4
1969	Dried shrimp first. My answer second.	1.2727	0.06312	66	50	14	2
1970	Don't tell me you're here looking for answers!!	1.2727	0.05535	88	67	18	3
1971	What? You were expecting dry humor.	1.2727	0.05988	88	69	14	5
1972	The "Meaning of Life" is two mountains over. I'm just waiting for the guy that changes the water.	1.2727	0.06410	88	71	10	7
1973	That's one small step for man, one great leap for fishkind.	1.2727	0.05140	99	75	21	3
1974	The Ten Commandments are two stories up.	1.2727	0.05433	77	57	19	1
1975	CHANGE MY WATER!!!	1.2727	0.05766	88	68	16	4
1976	As the last man on earth, I'll return you, the last fish to the sea. Try to do better after you wriggle back on dry land.	1.2727	0.06306	77	60	13	4
1977	Did you remember to get milk?	1.2727	0.06827	77	62	9	6
1978	James realized at the very end of his expedition that the trail sign "Journey to Enlightenfish" was not, infact, a typo.	1.2727	0.06572	77	61	11	5
1979	It’s not bowl size, but location.	1.2727	0.06312	66	50	14	2
1980	Plenty of fish in the sea is too mainstream	1.2727	0.05931	66	49	16	1
1981	. How did you get here so quickly?	1.2727	0.06671	66	51	12	3
1982	So this is where you went off too after I flushed you.	1.2727	0.05766	88	68	16	4
1983	No Mr Darwin, this is not about the survival of fittest !!!	1.2727	0.06671	66	51	12	3
1984	If you're looking for answers, you came to the wrong cave my friend.	1.2727	0.06029	77	59	15	3
1985	I knew this hike seemed a little fishy.	1.2727	0.05931	66	49	16	1
1986	Jeff was excited to finally meet Wanda for a post-quarantine hiking date. He hoped their mutual love of open water swimming and disgust of tartar sauce was enough for her to meet him, even though they had never shared photos.	1.2727	0.07337	66	53	8	5
1987	Sorry, the toilet's broken.	1.2727	0.05988	88	69	14	5
1988	Goldie, here. And you would be...?	1.2717	0.05595	92	71	17	4
1989	Wow, it really is half empty.	1.2717	0.05377	92	70	19	3
1990	Aww Snap! I thought Berger said “pot of GOLD”	1.2717	0.05377	92	70	19	3
1991	He's out. Can you come back tomorrow?	1.2716	0.05559	81	61	18	2
1992	“Hidden gold assured the treasure map guy said to me.”	1.2716	0.05274	81	60	20	1
1993	You gotta stop thinking of yourself as an eagle.	1.2716	0.06089	81	63	14	4
1994	You forgot to feed me.	1.2716	0.06089	81	63	14	4
1995	Now it's your turn to hide.	1.2716	0.06089	81	63	14	4
1996	I'm the betta app. Please submit your rating after your interaction.	1.2716	0.05559	81	61	18	2
1997	I always thought 'Little Fish Peak' was named for its shape.	1.2716	0.05559	81	61	18	2
1998	The expedition of a lifetime weirdly felt similar to a fish living in a bowl. No purpose, just going round and round.	1.2716	0.06576	81	65	10	6
1999	I’m vaccinated now Bob, quarantine os over. Let’s go back home.	1.2716	0.05830	81	62	16	3
2000	Love it when my pet wags it’s tail the minute I was through the door.	1.2716	0.05830	81	62	16	3
2001	Water is life.	1.2716	0.06089	81	63	14	4
2002	Meaning of life? Simple. More water, less sand.	1.2714	0.05727	70	52	17	1
2003	Would you mind turning me around, I get pretty tired of this view and did you bring me anything to eat, I’m starving.	1.2714	0.06410	70	54	13	3
2004	Uh sorry, I don't remember your question.	1.2714	0.06725	70	55	11	4
2005	I'm the gold standard of gurus!	1.2714	0.06725	70	55	11	4
2006	You must go home and find the happiness you seek within yourself.	1.2714	0.06410	70	54	13	3
2007	I’ve been up here for years, and now I finally have some company.	1.2714	0.06078	70	53	15	2
2008	Sorry...the Hermit Crab lives in the next cave, I'm just a wee bit Koi	1.2714	0.06410	70	54	13	3
2009	You've climbed the wrong mountain.	1.2714	0.06410	70	54	13	3
2010	Understand, I’m not complaining, but karma is a bitch.	1.2714	0.06725	70	55	11	4
2011	This was the bottom of the ocean. See what climate change has done.	1.2714	0.06078	70	53	15	2
2012	The meaning of life is that you could have gotten this advice from a goldfish in Woolworth's.	1.2714	0.07315	70	57	7	6
2013	What you seek is one mountain to the left, this is endless fish chatter.	1.2714	0.06078	70	53	15	2
2014	'I think we should see a marriage counselor ".	1.2714	0.06725	70	55	11	4
2015	I have the feeling that you can't tell me the secret of life!	1.2714	0.06410	70	54	13	3
2016	If you came looking for Noah’s Ark, I’m all that’s left.	1.2714	0.06078	70	53	15	2
2017	Nemo is getting better at hide and seek	1.2714	0.07026	70	56	9	5
2018	Good news. The social distancing restrictions have eased.	1.2714	0.06725	70	55	11	4
2019	Ask the Yeti behind you if he’s in line or just here to kill you.	1.2712	0.06765	59	45	12	2
2020	You tell ME.	1.2712	0.06318	59	44	14	1
2021	Damn, it's a gold fish not a gold fleece.	1.2712	0.06765	59	45	12	2
2022	You climbed all this way to gain wisdom? Really? You are one fish out of water!	1.2712	0.06765	59	45	12	2
2023	Even way up here I still feel like I’m living in a fish bowl.	1.2712	0.06318	59	44	14	1
2024	Not the gold you thought was in them thar hills, eh?	1.2710	0.05405	107	84	17	6
2025	The meaning of life? Keep your gills wet. Now do you mind changing my water?	1.2708	0.05017	96	72	22	2
2026	Congratulations mountain climbing guy no one has ever got to this point	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
2027	Trends change. Some years ago fishing and hiking were completely different.	1.2708	0.05635	96	75	16	5
2028	Look. I’ll tell you what I told the other guy: spend your fortune on something that’s actually good for the world …	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
2029	Good to see you survived lockdown up here Fred	1.2708	0.05017	96	72	22	2
2030	The answer to your question is 'goldfish'.	1.2706	0.05648	85	65	17	3
2031	What part of the restraining order don't you understand?	1.2706	0.06348	85	68	11	6
2032	I guess we’re both confused then	1.2706	0.04847	85	62	23	0
2033	I said, I‘m sorry!	1.2706	0.06124	85	67	13	5
2034	He said the next person up here is the new guru and has to feed me for all eternity.	1.2703	0.05867	74	56	16	2
2035	—"My Lord..." —"You have come a long way my child..."	1.2703	0.06467	74	58	12	4
2036	I needed room to grow.	1.2703	0.06174	74	57	14	3
2037	You're a lifesaver. The bear thinks I'm a magic food-granting fish.	1.2703	0.05867	74	56	16	2
2038	The answer is “42.”	1.2703	0.06174	74	57	14	3
2039	There IS gold in them thar hills!	1.2703	0.05543	74	55	18	1
2040	I am hoping to hell you have fish food	1.2703	0.06467	74	58	12	4
2041	You can stay for a little while, but my bowl, my rules!	1.2703	0.06174	74	57	14	3
2042	Ok, you hold our spot. I’m going to get the rest of our stuff	1.2703	0.06174	74	57	14	3
2043	I must be closer to that new Petshop franchise everyone always keeps telling me about	1.2703	0.05867	74	56	16	2
2044	None shall pass!	1.2698	0.07229	63	50	9	4
2045	Don’t look so surprised! I told you I’d come back for you.	1.2698	0.07575	63	51	7	5
2046	Are you my daddy?	1.2698	0.06866	63	49	11	3
2047	I shouldve taken that head start	1.2698	0.06074	63	47	15	1
2048	Paul! Tell me about the ocean.	1.2698	0.07229	63	50	9	4
2049	the last unvaccinated one. Finally.	1.2698	0.06866	63	49	11	3
2050	I was the only one available this week for "finding yourself" trips	1.2698	0.06866	63	49	11	3
2051	We meet again. I was only resting when you flushed.	1.2697	0.05709	89	69	16	4
2052	If that's not fish food in your backpack, you've climbed the wrong mountain, Buddy."	1.2697	0.05709	89	69	16	4
2053	It is I! The fabled Alpha Fish!	1.2697	0.05481	89	68	18	3
2054	We both should have stayed in the bathtub.	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
2055	Yes, you damned fool. I am the gold you've been seeking.	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
2056	Did you remember to change the water?	1.2692	0.05374	78	58	19	1
2057	Goldfinger? That must have been a typo Mr. Bond.	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
2058	Tell me the meaning of life. Quickly, before you forget!	1.2692	0.05676	78	59	17	2
2059	Tell me how you got here! Don’t be koi!	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
2060	I shouldn't have let a FISH book an air bnb	1.2692	0.06235	78	61	13	4
2061	You better have fish food in that backpack, mister.	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
2062	Woah, ey, I'm walkin' 'ere! I'm a fish!	1.2688	0.05327	93	71	19	3
2063	There is something fishy going on around here."	1.2688	0.05327	93	71	19	3
2064	Someone’s been here.	1.2688	0.05542	93	72	17	4
2065	Finding Nemo 5: Pixar Firmly Running Out Of Ideas.	1.2688	0.05749	93	73	15	5
2066	At that moment, they both knew that only one them was getting out of this alive.	1.2687	0.06918	67	53	10	4
2067	It ain’t over till you hear the toilet flush.	1.2687	0.06230	67	51	14	2
2068	I'm sorry, I thought feeding was only once a week.	1.2687	0.05856	67	50	16	1
2069	Blub, blub, blub.	1.2687	0.06583	67	52	12	3
2070	He’s down at the pet shop.	1.2687	0.06583	67	52	12	3
2071	He's on vacation and wants you to take care of me while he's gone.	1.2687	0.07238	67	54	8	5
2072	You were expecting a swimming swami?	1.2687	0.06918	67	53	10	4
2073	First, Sell your mountain gear, then Second, buy your scuba gear!	1.2683	0.05501	82	62	18	2
2074	The Oracles of Delphi demand a virgin sacrifice.	1.2683	0.05768	82	63	16	3
2075	About time,Socrates. I've been stuck here my whole life.	1.2683	0.05501	82	62	18	2
2076	The Swimi	1.2683	0.06023	82	64	14	4
2077	Are you a Gold meme stock?	1.2683	0.06023	82	64	14	4
2078	I needed to get away from it all; I felt like I was living in a fishbowl down there.	1.2683	0.05501	82	62	18	2
2079	Who climbs a mountain to visit a prophet and forgets the fish food?	1.2680	0.05584	97	76	16	5
2080	Sorry, man. I already called dibs on this cave.	1.2680	0.05584	97	76	16	5
2081	I'm so glad you're here, I've been up here for ages. Do you think you could get me one of those little castles?	1.2680	0.05584	97	76	16	5
2082	My kingdom for a Ziploc!	1.2676	0.06330	71	55	13	3
2083	If you are expecting words of wisdom, I only have a memory of 3 seconds.	1.2676	0.06004	71	54	15	2
2084	Aha! Then there must be a toilet around here somewhere.	1.2676	0.06330	71	55	13	3
2085	This isn't the pot of gold I expected.	1.2676	0.05659	71	53	17	1
2086	The only way to see Phish during the pandemic	1.2676	0.05291	71	52	19	0
2087	I suppose I could give you my last Clif Bar. They kind of taste like fish food anyways"...	1.2676	0.06330	71	55	13	3
2088	You can give a man a fish and he’ll have food for a day or you can teach a man to climb a mountain and he’ll have fish in a bowl”	1.2676	0.06330	71	55	13	3
2089	Ohh, nooo, they said you could have one “fish” not “wish”. That’s embarrassing for you”	1.2676	0.06640	71	56	11	4
2090	Rainbow? Oh, you mean my Pride Flag?	1.2674	0.06496	86	70	9	7
2091	Zen? I have been looking all over for you.....	1.2674	0.05341	86	65	19	2
2092	Why yes, my name is Nemo.	1.2674	0.05078	86	64	21	1
2093	. Fish: “Did you remember to get flakes?”	1.2674	0.06282	86	69	11	6
2094	My office console just wasn’t enough, eh?	1.2674	0.05830	86	67	15	4
2095	How would I know? I'm a damn fish!	1.2667	0.05480	75	56	18	1
2096	Life is not a bowl of cherries, pal	1.2667	0.05799	75	57	16	2
2097	If the goldfish talks again, you're out of oxygen.	1.2667	0.06667	75	60	10	5
2098	Life is NOT a bowl of Cherries	1.2667	0.06667	75	60	10	5
2099	And they said the fish at this place was worth the hike.	1.2667	0.05480	75	56	18	1
2100	I told you I’d come back.	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
2101	Oh, geez! I didn't bring any fish food!	1.2667	0.05653	90	70	16	4
2102	Trump said this was the cure for Covid so here I am......	1.2667	0.06667	60	46	12	2
2103	Stop acting koi and tell me how you got up here.	1.2667	0.06079	90	72	12	6
2104	. . .	1.2667	0.07078	60	47	10	3
2105	So, Mr. Bond, we meet again.	1.2667	0.07078	60	47	10	3
2106	‘When the fish are up….the chips are down’	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
2107	The key to a long life is to stay underwater.	1.2667	0.06391	75	59	12	4
2108	Are you my UBER going back to Sea Level?	1.2667	0.05193	90	68	20	2
2109	For your vacation I got you a room with a view.	1.2667	0.06932	75	61	8	6
2110	The wisdom you seek is worth more than gold - I would know!	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
2111	Couldn't wait. Had to pee.	1.2667	0.06667	75	60	10	5
2112	I must be high.	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
2113	Took you long enough	1.2667	0.04947	90	67	22	1
2114	Have you seen my phone?	1.2667	0.05193	90	68	20	2
2115	So this is the gold rush	1.2667	0.05799	75	57	16	2
2116	There you are! I told you to stop running off	1.2667	0.05480	75	56	18	1
2117	Looks like the sushi trend has reached a new height.	1.2667	0.06391	75	59	12	4
2118	I don't blame you little guy. Things are drying up everywhere.	1.2667	0.06229	60	45	14	1
2119	So much for my open vista!	1.2661	0.04814	109	83	23	3
2120	Boy, these carnival games have really reached new heights.	1.2658	0.06165	79	62	13	4
2121	Just when you think you've seen everything,huh?	1.2658	0.05614	79	60	17	2
2122	If I'm honest I was expecting a crab...	1.2658	0.06165	79	62	13	4
2123	Oh great! They allow pets	1.2658	0.06165	79	62	13	4
2124	What happened to the hermit?	1.2658	0.05614	79	60	17	2
2125	Begone Homo Sapiens and work to end your inherent trait to kill for the sheer pleasure of killing.	1.2658	0.05614	79	60	17	2
2126	Don't tell me you forgot the pirate ship!	1.2658	0.05896	79	61	15	3
2127	This is really obvious.	1.2658	0.05317	79	59	19	1
2128	What do you expect----a monkfish?	1.2658	0.06165	79	62	13	4
2129	The final scene of ‘City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly’s Goldfish’	1.2658	0.05614	79	60	17	2
2130	the thin air this high induces the hallucination you see which is the meaning of your life thus far. Note the opportunity to change it as you descend.	1.2658	0.05896	79	61	15	3
2131	Looks like you're in fish place!	1.2656	0.06394	64	49	13	2
2132	Todd! I honestly thought I'd never see you again.	1.2656	0.06771	64	50	11	3
2133	...And they told me I was invasive.	1.2656	0.06394	64	49	13	2
2134	You need to learn to manage your expectations better.	1.2656	0.05994	64	48	15	1
2135	Whoa, deja vu!	1.2656	0.06771	64	50	11	3
2136	You have scaled the mountain, brave climber. But now you must keep me alive for at least at week.	1.2656	0.07128	64	51	9	4
2137	- I always knew they meant "Plenty of Fish on the Hills"-	1.2656	0.05994	64	48	15	1
2138	The master is on vacation, but I'll take your question.	1.2653	0.05139	98	75	20	3
2139	What's the secret to life you ask? Be bowled, my friend, be bowled.	1.2651	0.05959	83	65	14	4
2140	No, I'm pretty sure I told you there was a shortcut.	1.2651	0.05167	83	62	20	1
2141	I'm here from search and rescue. We received a report of a missing fish.	1.2651	0.05707	83	64	16	3
2142	I left the city because it seemed I was living my whole life in a fish bowl.	1.2651	0.05707	83	64	16	3
2143	The meaning of life? I once dreamed of a large bowl, an old fashioned gal, and an ocean view. It’s cruel, pal…	1.2651	0.05707	83	64	16	3
2144	You're probably here for the carp. He's another mile up.	1.2651	0.05707	83	64	16	3
2145	Ain’t no mountain high enough, Goldy	1.2651	0.05167	83	62	20	1
2146	Damn it, can't a fish get a little privacy around here?	1.2647	0.06498	68	53	12	3
2147	Things are getting a little fishy up here.	1.2647	0.06498	68	53	12	3
2148	I packed plenty of water, unlike the schmuck in the reptile tank.	1.2647	0.06151	68	52	14	2
2149	I'm a rockfish.	1.2647	0.06498	68	53	12	3
2150	What did you expect – a canary in a coal mine?	1.2647	0.05783	68	51	16	1
2151	fried or baked?	1.2647	0.06827	68	54	10	4
2152	Nothing better than a bowl at the end of a hike!	1.2647	0.05390	68	50	18	0
2153	So this is where goldfish go after they're flushed	1.2647	0.06151	68	52	14	2
2154	Exactly what I expected at 12,000 feet elevation,a monk fish!	1.2647	0.07141	68	55	8	5
2155	Join us tonight for Shark Week's weakest explorer .	1.2647	0.06827	68	54	10	4
2156	After climbing this cliff, I feel as tanked as you buddy.	1.2644	0.05288	87	66	19	2
2157	The Guru is out to lunch.	1.2644	0.05288	87	66	19	2
2158	Oh crap! I forgot to grab the food.	1.2644	0.05998	87	69	13	5
2159	Ha I found you!	1.2644	0.05535	87	67	17	3
2160	What am I doing here? Well, I was just bowled over by the view.	1.2644	0.05288	87	66	19	2
2161	Don’t be koi with me	1.2644	0.05535	87	67	17	3
2162	Yes, grasshopper. I am the Monk Fish!	1.2639	0.06850	72	58	9	5
2163	I hope you're not here to carp." (Barbara Bloom, Vancouver, B.C.	1.2639	0.05932	72	55	15	2
2164	You shouldn't be asking me what kind of fish am I. You should be asking how the hell I got here.	1.2639	0.06253	72	56	13	3
2165	As Devin crested the pinnacle of self-realization, the Universe laughed and offered a subtle reminder	1.2639	0.05932	72	55	15	2
2166	Big deal. Try doing 2500 laps everyday by yourself.	1.2639	0.06558	72	57	11	4
2167	the geocache did say close to water...	1.2639	0.06253	72	56	13	3
2168	This is not the gold at end of the rainbow I was looking for.	1.2639	0.06253	72	56	13	3
2169	. Not the Loch and not Nessy, but, ok...hi!	1.2639	0.05932	72	55	15	2
2170	I said SEA. There are other fish in the SEA. You need to let me go, John.	1.2639	0.05932	72	55	15	2
2171	If you’re looking for the guru, he went out for more fish food.	1.2639	0.05932	72	55	15	2
2172	Sorry he’s not in. Would you like some fish food while you wait?	1.2637	0.06218	91	74	10	7
2173	You think it took you long to get up here...?	1.2637	0.05599	91	71	16	4
2174	My destiny.	1.2637	0.06019	91	73	12	6
2175	The path keeps getting betta	1.2637	0.05599	91	71	16	4
2176	I reached enlightenment when I finally realized I was wet	1.2632	0.06316	76	60	12	4
2177	Finally, someone who’s not going to try to eat me!	1.2632	0.06867	57	44	11	2
2178	Me? I'm just staking out my new home for when the oceans rise again.	1.2632	0.06032	76	59	14	3
2179	I'll trade you a bubbling treasure chest for the meaning of life.	1.2632	0.06032	76	59	14	3
2180	Avoid freezing temperatures and cats. Your secret of happiness might differ from mine, though.	1.2632	0.06316	76	60	12	4
2181	Please enjoy my Airbnb and the pool.	1.2632	0.06032	76	59	14	3
2182	Amazon Prime Delivery Services.	1.2632	0.06032	76	59	14	3
2183	The fortune teller had been right all along	1.2632	0.05419	76	57	18	1
2184	Actually, I think I liked it better on the shelf in kitchen.	1.2626	0.05292	99	77	18	4
2185	I'm the goldfish at the end of the rainbow	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
2186	I'll grant you the immortality you seek, but you must first complete a perilous task: carry this bowl back down without spilling any water.	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
2187	Did you really count to 100?	1.2625	0.05553	80	61	17	2
2188	There's no exception to that free delivery policy, right?	1.2625	0.05553	80	61	17	2
2189	I'm Bob the goldfish. The Dalai Lama is out back doing his laundry.	1.2625	0.05553	80	61	17	2
2190	Ah! Not the golden key, but the gold fish! Voila!	1.2625	0.05553	80	61	17	2
2191	This two bedroom is a little smaller than I expected, and a little far from the subway.	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
2192	What’s the WiFi password?	1.2625	0.06350	80	64	11	5
2193	Now you have to run back down without spilling a drop of water.	1.2623	0.05679	61	45	16	0
2194	You’re looking a bit “flushed”, Michael. Surprised to see me?	1.2623	0.06571	61	47	12	2
2195	Am I the lure or are you?	1.2623	0.06974	61	48	10	3
2196	Come on in, he'll be back soon. He just went into town to pick up some beer and fish food.	1.2623	0.06571	61	47	12	2
2197	Sent on another fishing expedition!	1.2623	0.06141	61	46	14	1
2198	Don’t back out on me now, not after all we have been through	1.2623	0.07356	61	49	8	4
2199	Damn it. I left my fishing rod at the base .	1.2619	0.06135	84	67	12	5
2200	Ted finds his "pot of gold"-fish	1.2619	0.05388	84	64	18	2
2201	I'll Grant you three wishes if you don't pee in my bowl.	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
2202	Am I hungry...or am I thirsty...	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
2203	Congration. You done did it. Step two is climbing back down.	1.2615	0.06678	65	51	11	3
2204	The one you seek has gone to the pet store.	1.2615	0.06678	65	51	11	3
2205	Deep Sea Diving in Reverse	1.2615	0.05915	65	49	15	1
2206	Did you bring goldfish flakes?	1.2615	0.05915	65	49	15	1
2207	Life started in the sea! What did you think I'd look like?	1.2615	0.06678	65	51	11	3
2208	Being a big fish in a small pond has its drawbacks.	1.2615	0.05915	65	49	15	1
2209	You don't look anything like your profile picture.	1.2615	0.06678	65	51	11	3
2210	Your quest has come to an end; did you remember the sea monkeys?	1.2615	0.05915	65	49	15	1
2211	Sorry sir, you're not on the list	1.2615	0.06308	65	50	13	2
2212	Tim was determined to see all seven Wandas of the world	1.2615	0.07363	65	53	7	5
2213	The truth? The truth Jack, is that you are climbing over your couch. The truth is you shouldn't drink to much and lick the neighbor's cactus.	1.2615	0.06308	65	50	13	2
2214	Oh yeah? Now try it on fins, fella!	1.2614	0.05480	88	68	17	3
2215	To drink or not to drink, that is the question	1.2614	0.05937	88	70	13	5
2216	Nemo told me to go find myself.	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
2217	OK little guy I just need to get a selfie of us up here for my dating profile	1.2614	0.04980	88	66	21	1
2218	Where have you been? You were supposed to change my water yesterday.	1.2609	0.06414	69	54	12	3
2219	What were you expecting, a Magic 8-Ball?	1.2609	0.05711	69	52	16	1
2220	I thought you'd be bigger.	1.2609	0.06073	69	53	14	2
2221	I know a hermit crab, is that you you're looking for?	1.2609	0.05711	69	52	16	1
2222	Wow, I haven't seen you since the carnival.	1.2609	0.05096	92	70	20	2
2223	Well, for what it's worth, I'm not impressed either.	1.2609	0.06738	69	55	10	4
2224	How should I know? I have the attention span of a goldfish.	1.2609	0.06738	69	55	10	4
2225	Did you bring the flakes?	1.2609	0.06073	69	53	14	2
2226	You may need to re-assess your view of the sentient world.	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
2227	He’s napping, but he asked me to share a Christian proverb.	1.2609	0.06414	69	54	12	3
2228	I wanted to come back as a dolphin, but my karma was too low on zen points.	1.2609	0.06073	69	53	14	2
2229	I can see it see it in your face! You were told a pot of gold,right?	1.2609	0.06073	69	53	14	2
2230	Yeah? Well, I’m pretty disappointed too, Bruce.	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
2231	I was expecting you to deliver hours ago—now my plankton will be cold. Zero stars.	1.2609	0.06414	69	54	12	3
2232	Himalaya Jones and the Quest for the Holy Scale	1.2609	0.06073	69	53	14	2
2233	Year 2030: Welcome to California, your 3000$ dorm is this way. I'm your tenant as I hold your water supply.	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
2234	‘Suddenly it dawned on Terry how problematic the descent may be’	1.2609	0.06414	69	54	12	3
2235	Did the winner from the circus or the fair forget you?	1.2604	0.05182	96	74	19	3
2236	Not quite what I expected, but hey, that's enlightenment for you.	1.2604	0.05589	96	76	15	5
2237	Don't overeat and stay out of the sun.	1.2603	0.05527	73	55	17	1
2238	Unbelievable, I really did want fish for dinner tonight.	1.2603	0.06478	73	58	11	4
2239	GURUPIE	1.2603	0.06478	73	58	11	4
2240	Answers are in the form of a question.	1.2603	0.06177	73	57	13	3
2241	Look I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call you a piece of carp...please come home.	1.2603	0.05527	73	55	17	1
2242	Before you come home, I just want to warn you that the cat has been marking it all as his territory.	1.2603	0.05861	73	56	15	2
2243	You would find the climb easier being in a sandwich bag.	1.2603	0.06177	73	57	13	3
2244	It must have been lonely since the ark left.	1.2603	0.05861	73	56	15	2
2245	Ha, there's no guru, I was phishing.	1.2603	0.06177	73	57	13	3
2246	It was either me or an oversized teddy bear	1.2603	0.05861	73	56	15	2
2247	Why am I always the one who has to clean the fishbowl?!	1.2603	0.05527	73	55	17	1
2248	The cave bear’s traps were equal parts elaborate and confusing.	1.2603	0.06478	73	58	11	4
2249	You can't make me go back to school.	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
2250	Run away once more and I won’t be coming after you	1.2597	0.06243	77	61	12	4
2251	Thanks for offering to pet sit. Just a few sprinkles will do.	1.2597	0.05669	77	59	16	2
2252	Rapunzel, Rapunzel, What Happened?	1.2597	0.05359	77	58	18	1
2253	Clearly, there was an easier way to get up here.	1.2597	0.06243	77	61	12	4
2254	Quit carping. At least you have legs.	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
2255	I knew I put you down somewhere	1.2597	0.05669	77	59	16	2
2256	I don’t remember	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
2257	Going down?	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
2258	Milton's tireless quest to find his sole childhood friend, that his mom coldly flushed, comes to a dramatic finale, on a clear Bolivian morning.	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
2259	There’s no way out.	1.2593	0.05493	81	62	17	2
2260	Don't bother -- I'd die on the way home.	1.2593	0.05205	81	61	19	1
2261	No one told me the gold in the cave was a fish!	1.2593	0.07086	54	42	10	2
2262	Bleeel be back in blive binutes. Blease bake a psheat.	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
2263	Buddy you need to stop running away	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
2264	Dude, My tv looks kinda real 👀	1.2593	0.06280	81	65	11	5
2265	Easy big fella, I’m leaving.	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
2266	He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
2267	The world’s stopped listening to reason.	1.2588	0.05589	85	66	16	3
2268	Antedeluvian? You are here !	1.2588	0.05333	85	65	18	2
2269	Just don't expect me to yodel.	1.2588	0.05589	85	66	16	3
2270	Finally! I’ve discovered the Goldfish of the Sierra Madre!	1.2588	0.05063	85	64	20	1
2271	You might say that I appeared out of thin air.	1.2588	0.05835	85	67	14	4
2272	There ya are lil fella ! I've been looking everywhere for you!	1.2588	0.05333	85	65	18	2
2273	Well, there’s a new variant. I’m happy to see you again. I brought you some food this time	1.2588	0.05835	85	67	14	4
2274	So, this is not virgin territory.	1.2588	0.05589	85	66	16	3
2275	What, a little out of your depth? Me too.	1.2588	0.05589	85	66	16	3
2276	Before I answer any questions,change my water.	1.2586	0.06300	58	44	13	1
2277	You forgot the fries?	1.2586	0.06300	58	44	13	1
2278	Finding Nemo.	1.2586	0.06763	58	45	11	2
2279	‘There’s something fishy going on here…’	1.2586	0.07196	58	46	9	3
2280	Welcome, set down your things and find and empty bowl, we're about to begin the class	1.2586	0.06763	58	45	11	2
2281	Crap, I forgot your food. I'll be right back.	1.2581	0.06056	62	47	14	1
2282	Fred's discovery led to the cancellation of the Gold Alert.	1.2581	0.05492	93	73	16	4
2283	Is it asking too much for some privacy?	1.2581	0.06874	62	49	10	3
2284	It’s the sequel. Rub my bowl three times and I will grant you three fishes.	1.2581	0.06056	62	47	14	1
2285	I'm the doorbell. You want me to get the bear?	1.2581	0.05492	93	73	16	4
2286	So all wisdom can be reduced to two ounces of protein in a bowl of tepid water.	1.2581	0.05701	93	74	14	5
2287	Goldie this isn't the only way to avoid social media.	1.2581	0.06056	62	47	14	1
2288	Invest for the future. Climate change is real.	1.2581	0.06478	62	48	12	2
2289	…and they told me that exploring the great outdoors was the surest way to escape life in a goldfish bowl….	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2290	Before you take another step, know that I’ve been in this for a month now.	1.2576	0.06933	66	53	9	4
2291	Is this the holy grail???	1.2576	0.06224	66	51	13	2
2292	Tap on the class and I swear to God my advice will get real dark.	1.2576	0.06224	66	51	13	2
2293	Sorry, Plato has left for a walk.	1.2576	0.06933	66	53	9	4
2294	Well, thank's for invading my happy place.	1.2576	0.06588	66	52	11	3
2295	Bet you weren't expecting to find goldfish in them thar hills.	1.2576	0.06588	66	52	11	3
2296	Great timing! The cat just finished her nap.	1.2576	0.06588	66	52	11	3
2297	You probably should have brought an oxygen tank	1.2576	0.06588	66	52	11	3
2298	oh goody, a goldfish!	1.2576	0.06588	66	52	11	3
2299	„I told you not to swim that far out.“	1.2576	0.06224	66	51	13	2
2300	It’s not about you!	1.2571	0.06333	70	55	12	3
2301	Sorry, he's on sabbatical. How about some tips on living in a fish bowl?	1.2571	0.06956	70	57	8	5
2302	You were seeking enlightenment Instead you found Nemo	1.2571	0.06652	70	56	10	4
2303	Tell Mom I'm sorry.	1.2571	0.06333	70	55	12	3
2304	Seaworld?? I'm a talking fish for crying out loud!	1.2571	0.06333	70	55	12	3
2305	True enlightenment lies within the sole.	1.2571	0.06652	70	56	10	4
2306	You exhausted all the water resources human...now plz leave this for my life😰	1.2571	0.05997	70	54	14	2
2307	This can’t seriously be the pot of gold I was told about	1.2571	0.06652	70	56	10	4
2308	FYI, I like to be fed flakes, not pellets.	1.2568	0.05792	74	57	15	2
2309	Hank regretted not pressing the gentleman for details when he told him, “There’s gold in them caves!”	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
2310	Oh wise one, I see that in order to evolve we must devolve. Such a shame our oceans are no longer habitable.	1.2568	0.05463	74	56	17	1
2311	Savor the next seven seconds..	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
2312	Fancy fishing you here	1.2568	0.06399	74	59	11	4
2313	Welcome to the summit of all knowledge contained in a fishbowl	1.2568	0.06399	74	59	11	4
2314	Who were you expecting, the Daili Lama?	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
2315	Got any fish food in your pack?	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
2316	We have to do things I like too	1.2568	0.05792	74	57	15	2
2317	don’t do it for the gram.	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
2318	I’ve got a tank and I’m not afraid to use it.	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
2319	Leaving Nemo	1.2568	0.06399	74	59	11	4
2320	You can’t forget to feed me now Steve.	1.2568	0.05113	74	55	19	0
2321	Indiana Jones 6: The Lost Coy Fish of Atlantis	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
2322	Welcome to the open house. We already have multiple offers over asking price, but good luck!	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
2323	Boy, am I glad I came back…I knew I forgot something.	1.2564	0.05300	78	59	18	1
2324	Sorry, that was a previous lifetime.	1.2564	0.06435	78	63	10	5
2325	You misunderstood. It's "Swimmy", not "Swami".	1.2564	0.06171	78	62	12	4
2326	The secret of life is…. What was your question?	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
2327	Oh, you’re looking for enlightenment? I’m afraid that’s the next mountain over on the left.	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
2328	The secret of life is don't poop where you eat	1.2564	0.06171	78	62	12	4
2329	You may ask only one question, over and over every five seconds.	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
2330	Excuse me. I see this cave is already taken.	1.2564	0.06171	78	62	12	4
2331	So sorry but masking is mandatory.	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
2332	The Wise Old Man is out… I’m the substitute Oracle… what’s your question…?	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
2333	You always said there was something fishy about mountain top gurus; well, guess what - you were right !	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
2334	... and THAT'S how I became immortal.	1.2561	0.05435	82	63	17	2
2335	For those hungry for enlightenment, I appear as a flower. For those hungry for truth, I appear as fire. If you’re just plain hungry, I recommend the fish fry place on the next peak.	1.2561	0.06211	82	66	11	5
2336	Sorry, the genie got rubbed the wrong way.	1.2561	0.05435	82	63	17	2
2337	The water is filthy - don't even think about it.	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
2338	I'm sorry, but you dont look anything like your profile picture.	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
2339	Master, have you ever feel like a fish out of the water? -Not really.	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
2340	While you were gone I realized that I deserve better. Please take me back to your ex's apartment.	1.2561	0.05435	82	63	17	2
2341	…Are you too on the quest for the holy grail?	1.2561	0.05435	82	63	17	2
2342	"Being that you're an environmentalist I do appreciate your not flushing me down a toilet, you may go now without as much quilt!"	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
2343	I'm the backup prize for those not wanting enlightenment.	1.2558	0.05279	86	66	18	2
2344	Yeah, yeah, I'll change your water after you tell me the meaning of life.	1.2558	0.05279	86	66	18	2
2345	Hunger and thirst are illusory barriers to achieving total consciousness.	1.2558	0.05774	86	68	14	4
2346	„Wait up here, I‘ll go get your friends“	1.2558	0.05279	86	66	18	2
2347	Fool’s Gold.	1.2558	0.05013	86	65	20	1
2348	Yeah, I’ve been scaling since I was born.	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
2349	Leave a fish, take a fish.	1.2556	0.05373	90	70	17	3
2350	While you’re up here, would you mind cleaning the poop out of my bowl?	1.2556	0.05819	90	72	13	5
2351	This should get interesting. Guru Dave chose me to be his receptionist only because we didn’t think anyone would ever stop by.	1.2551	0.04878	98	75	21	2
2352	I thought I came here first	1.2551	0.05676	98	79	13	6
2353	Nothing like fresh mountain air	1.2545	0.06972	55	43	10	2
2354	Yes, Ralph. It is a coincidence. What goes around comes around.	1.2542	0.06662	59	46	11	2
2355	This treasure map was some bullshit..	1.2542	0.06662	59	46	11	2
2356	I appreciate the effort, but there are plenty of fish in the sea.	1.2540	0.06776	63	50	10	3
2357	Would you mind carrying me to the ocean?	1.2540	0.06387	63	49	12	2
2358	Please tell me your not thirsty.	1.2540	0.06776	63	50	10	3
2359	Remember - there's no such thing as sea level once you've ascended spiritually.	1.2540	0.06387	63	49	12	2
2360	So that's how he stays in the present moment!	1.2540	0.05973	63	48	14	1
2361	I didn't forget	1.2540	0.06776	63	50	10	3
2362	I trust we remembered to bring home the right fish food this time?	1.2540	0.06776	63	50	10	3
2363	'Better keep moving, human. Those icebergs are melting faaaast.'	1.2540	0.07494	63	52	6	5
2364	Mind me asking what you pay in rent here?	1.2540	0.07144	63	51	8	4
2365	Good, you're here. I'm late for school.	1.2537	0.06143	67	52	13	2
2366	..must be lack of Oxygen up here, there's something fishy about that mirage...	1.2537	0.06143	67	52	13	2
2367	Remember me Frank?	1.2537	0.06840	67	54	9	4
2368	How do you always beat me!?	1.2537	0.07163	67	55	7	5
2369	I am the chosen chum.	1.2537	0.06143	67	52	13	2
2370	This is the last time we ever play 'Go Fish.'	1.2537	0.06840	67	54	9	4
2371	If you carry me back down, nobody will think you’re crazy.	1.2537	0.05763	67	51	15	1
2372	Ethics Dilemma #7: You are dying of thirst but if you drink the water, the goldfish will die. . . What will you do and how will you justify your choice?	1.2537	0.06143	67	52	13	2
2373	So you’re saying I didn’t need to trek 5 miles up this mountain to know the meaning of life and it was right there in front of me the whole time?”	1.2537	0.06501	67	53	11	3
2374	O’Fishily at the summit	1.2537	0.07472	67	56	5	6
2375	Welcome Robert! I am the God fish 🐠 🙏🏻	1.2537	0.06840	67	54	9	4
2376	You’re a lucky man, most people only see pebbles on mountain tops. Nice to meet you, my name is Pebbles.	1.2537	0.07163	67	55	7	5
2377	Climate change is real.	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
2378	You're a little late. The guy who used to sit up here in his underwear moved to Miami and became a YouTuber.	1.2535	0.06254	71	56	12	3
2379	Dr. Livingstone, I presume . . .	1.2535	0.05573	71	54	16	1
2380	Something seems fishy here.	1.2535	0.06254	71	56	12	3
2381	I think I'm in the wrong aisle.	1.2535	0.06254	71	56	12	3
2382	After making the climb and expecting to hear about the meaning of life from the mystic, Bill settles for a seafood lunch.	1.2535	0.06567	71	57	10	4
2383	Oh, thank God! I’ve been stranded here for almost three seconds! Oh, thank God! I’ve been stranded here for almost three seconds! Oh, thank God!	1.2535	0.06867	71	58	8	5
2384	Really? This is the golden fish Treasure?	1.2535	0.05200	71	53	18	0
2385	The meaning of life changes every three seconds.	1.2535	0.06567	71	57	10	4
2386	I'm covering for Bob. The meaning of life is to be aware of the water.	1.2535	0.05573	71	54	16	1
2387	'The Cliffhanger is...oh wait I forgot' 🐟🐠	1.2535	0.06867	71	58	8	5
2388	You forgot to pack your toothbrush!	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
2389	I don’t see a collar	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
2390	So much for being the first to conquer the mountain.	1.2533	0.05400	75	57	17	1
2391	Seriously? I'm tempted to overfeed you.	1.2533	0.06323	75	60	11	4
2392	Next time I'm picking the meet up spot.	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
2393	The swami went to a bar mitzvah. Ask me your eternal question.	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2394	With a view like this I get why you’d choose the fisheye lens.	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2395	Does this answer your question?	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2396	I thought your weren't supposed to judge a gold fish on its ability to climb.	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2397	That is the last time I take you off your leash!	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2398	Are we making hide and seek too hard?	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
2399	Let me guess, they promised a view of the water at top.”	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
2400	Where’d you get the water?	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
2401	Thank goodness I packed my LifeStraw.	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
2402	As imagined, my wild spirit animal.	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2403	Thought, you'd got ridden of me by flushing me down the toilet? Didn't you, Dave?	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
2404	If you didn't bring food, you can just turn around.	1.2532	0.05243	79	60	18	1
2405	Finally! I thought this water was NEVER going to be changed.	1.2532	0.05829	79	62	14	3
2406	Finally, a proof of life.	1.2532	0.06361	79	64	10	5
2407	Hiking has been so commercialised, even a gold fish can do it.	1.2532	0.05544	79	61	16	2
2408	What? You need to isolate too?	1.2532	0.06101	79	63	12	4
2409	Life isn’t a bowl of cherries, Seeker…	1.2532	0.05544	79	61	16	2
2410	No fish food? Yeah, sorry, but you’re gonna have to come back tomorrow.	1.2530	0.05645	83	65	15	3
2411	This is a private bowl.	1.2530	0.05645	83	65	15	3
2412	You would scale down that smile Goldie if it were snowing.	1.2530	0.04801	83	62	21	0
2413	The good news: reincarnation is real. The bad news: you might wake up a fish.	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
2414	For my sake I certainly hope that you are not thirsty after that long trek.	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
2415	Help a yogi out and change my water?	1.2530	0.05645	83	65	15	3
2416	The achievement of enlightenment is not what I expected.	1.2529	0.05715	87	69	14	4
2417	Tough luck, I'm thirsty and you're the only water around.	1.2527	0.05321	91	71	17	3
2418	It's swimmy, not swami!	1.2523	0.05327	107	86	15	6
2419	First .	1.2500	0.06682	64	51	10	3
2420	Your late!	1.2500	0.07043	64	52	8	4
2421	Kidding! The guru's in the back.	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
2422	Failed experiment #36: Gold fish in a coal mine.	1.2500	0.05046	84	64	19	1
2423	Don’t Judge me Human	1.2500	0.06176	72	57	12	3
2424	Let's skip how you got here. What is the nature of the universe?	1.2500	0.07043	64	52	8	4
2425	Occupied!	1.2500	0.06563	60	47	11	2
2426	Ok, now I’m it!	1.2500	0.06563	60	47	11	2
2427	Look who’s here first, Mr. “Fish Outta Water”.	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2428	We're wiser than you think, but we have a very short attention span.	1.2500	0.05851	72	56	14	2
2429	It is good that only one of us feels like a fish out of water.	1.2500	0.05339	76	58	17	1
2430	Thank god you’re here. Can you scratch my back?	1.2500	0.05690	68	52	15	1
2431	My only advice is don't drink the water.	1.2500	0.06299	64	50	12	2
2432	The meaning of life guru is two peaks over. I’m the meaning of swimming in circles guru.	1.2500	0.07374	60	49	7	4
2433	What took you so long? I’ve been here for days.	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2434	Didn't you always think finding wisdom on a mountain top sounded somehow fishy?	1.2500	0.06780	72	59	8	5
2435	Is that my Doordash order?	1.2500	0.06682	64	51	10	3
2436	Bob is about to realize that Karma is a bitch.	1.2500	0.06682	64	51	10	3
2437	Hey, weren’t you here fifteen minutes ago?	1.2500	0.06749	68	55	9	4
2438	No wonder this bed and breakfast got poor reviews for breakfast.	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
2439	The meaning of life is..... oh shoot I can’t remember. What am I doing here?	1.2500	0.06682	64	51	10	3
2440	Your first mistake was hopping out of the primordial soup, dude ..."	1.2500	0.06176	72	57	12	3
2441	‘Just a sip’ my ass.	1.2500	0.06299	64	50	12	2
2442	Just doing my own thing, hoping to avoid the aquacalypse.	1.2500	0.05322	84	65	17	2
2443	I was hoping for someone more my size.	1.2500	0.06299	64	50	12	2
2444	After a three day climb in search of the Wise One, Malcom was more interested in a drink of water than the sagely advice of a goldfish.	1.2500	0.06523	76	62	9	5
2445	Glub-glub… My secret of happiness… glub… cats don’t come up here… glub-glub.	1.2500	0.05506	72	55	16	1
2446	Last Water	1.2500	0.05705	92	74	13	5
2447	Life is like a flake.	1.2500	0.06299	64	50	12	2
2448	I usually come here this time of year to get away from it all.	1.2500	0.05893	64	49	14	1
2449	They promised a pot of gold.	1.2500	0.06176	72	57	12	3
2450	It's the new 'teach a man to fish'"	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
2451	I resent them accusing me of going on a fishing expedition !!	1.2500	0.05883	88	71	12	5
2452	Hey, you don't remember me?	1.2500	0.04872	80	60	20	0
2453	Is my pizza order free? You did not deliver in 30 minutes.	1.2500	0.06415	68	54	11	3
2454	Wait...I had it all figured out 5 minutes ago...	1.2500	0.06299	64	50	12	2
2455	OK. Now let’s race back to the bottom.	1.2500	0.05322	84	65	17	2
2456	I have an important message about your extended warranty.	1.2500	0.06682	64	51	10	3
2457	I knew you’d come. It is time the prophecy comes to fruition. The chosen one is here to set me free from this bowl”	1.2500	0.05851	72	56	14	2
2458	You need to get out more.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2459	The first step to enlightenment is forget everything…sorry, what were we talking about?	1.2500	0.06289	80	65	10	5
2460	Climb 20,000 feet,they said. It’ll be fun, they said. I say it’s just a load of carp!	1.2500	0.06415	68	54	11	3
2461	Geez, what's a goldfish gotta do to get a little privacy around here!	1.2500	0.06299	64	50	12	2
2462	Did the turtle/wheel caption contest get more submissions than mine?	1.2500	0.06176	72	57	12	3
2463	You were hoping to break through your limitations -- yea, tell me about it!	1.2500	0.06063	68	53	13	2
2464	Hey, Brad -- I know it's cliché, but I can see your house from here.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2465	Who’d you expect, the Dalai Lama?	1.2500	0.06176	72	57	12	3
2466	If you can toss a ping pong ball in my bowl, you can take me home.	1.2500	0.05893	64	49	14	1
2467	Why didn't you just flush me down the toilet?	1.2500	0.05506	72	55	16	1
2468	The weary pilgrim arrives at his Airbnb to find a meal of sushi has been thoughtfully provided.	1.2500	0.07043	64	52	8	4
2469	Just trying to escape TMZ...	1.2500	0.06176	72	57	12	3
2470	You look like a fish out of water	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
2471	with global warming I'll soon be underwater	1.2500	0.06248	76	61	11	4
2472	Congratulations! You climbed the wrong mountain, dummy.	1.2500	0.05506	72	55	16	1
2473	Do you come seeking truth or a fresh fish sandwich?	1.2500	0.05492	92	73	15	4
2474	Its too late... you're doomed to take my place.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2475	Did you really think with one flush you could erase our existence?	1.2500	0.05339	76	58	17	1
2476	I placed my order six hours ago!	1.2500	0.06299	64	50	12	2
2477	at least I didn't get catfish	1.2500	0.05290	68	51	17	0
2478	Sorry! Nothing to impart, but do you have any fish food?	1.2500	0.05046	84	64	19	1
2479	Budha bowl	1.2500	0.05851	72	56	14	2
2480	Where you expecting the Dalai Mahi Mahi?	1.2500	0.06682	64	51	10	3
2481	Roger reconsiders his pet-sitting venture.	1.2500	0.06063	68	53	13	2
2482	Lousy Sherpa.	1.2500	0.05657	88	70	14	4
2483	Sorry bud, I'm a swimmy, not a swami.	1.2500	0.05690	68	52	15	1
2484	No, there's no toilet on this level.	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
2485	Those living in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.	1.2500	0.06415	68	54	11	3
2486	And here I thought the fence post turtle was impressive.	1.2500	0.06682	64	51	10	3
2487	Slow and steady may not win the race.	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2488	You call this fully-furnished?	1.2500	0.06299	64	50	12	2
2489	Don’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,” well I bet you feel pretty stupid right now	1.2500	0.06063	68	53	13	2
2490	Huhh, so they've replaced the Grail with a fish bowl now? Well played Fisher King!	1.2500	0.06118	60	46	13	1
2491	🎶 Wish you weren't here 🎶	1.2500	0.05637	60	45	15	0
2492	But "who changes your water?" wasn't my one question!	1.2500	0.06485	72	58	10	4
2493	Not the kind of Goldfish I was hoping for…	1.2500	0.05690	68	52	15	1
2494	Mindset is everything.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2495	Your food order has arrived!	1.2500	0.06176	72	57	12	3
2496	If you had gotten here three seconds earlier, I could've told you the meaning of life	1.2500	0.07066	68	56	7	5
2497	Well…this is awkward” -fis	1.2500	0.06485	72	58	10	4
2498	One word for you Joe….toilet!	1.2500	0.06176	72	57	12	3
2499	I always knew you’d come crawling back	1.2500	0.07063	72	60	6	6
2500	The meaning has always been within the bowl.	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
2501	‘The secret to happiness is only remembering the last 12 seconds.’	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2502	Evolution	1.2500	0.06101	88	72	10	6
2503	Hiked all the way here to see the last healthy fish left in the world!	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
2504	Amazing view from up here but it is just like living in a fish bowl	1.2500	0.04795	92	70	21	1
2505	Were they out of plankton again?	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2506	Finally! I have found the “almighty fish”	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
2507	i knew it wasn’t a mirage!	1.2500	0.06176	72	57	12	3
2508	Your profile said that you loved hiking... and still this isn't the worst catfish of my dating life"	1.2500	0.06248	76	61	11	4
2509	You’ve conquered the body, now get in a bowl and learn to conquer the mind	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
2510	This is just until the cat gets used to vegetarian.	1.2500	0.06063	68	53	13	2
2511	Fish bowl psychology ain’t free.	1.2474	0.04867	97	75	20	2
2512	What a view, eh?	1.2473	0.05853	93	76	11	6
2513	Yep! This is the Holy Grail.	1.2472	0.04868	89	68	20	1
2514	I will be your support animal on the way down.	1.2472	0.05600	89	71	14	4
2515	Welcome…and don’t call me Wanda!	1.2471	0.05527	85	67	15	3
2516	I seriously need to stop eating Peyote shrooms...	1.2471	0.05268	85	66	17	2
2517	There you are…….I’ve been looking everywhere for you!	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
2518	I now have the proof that 5 million years ago this was a lake	1.2471	0.05268	85	66	17	2
2519	You should have listened when they told you the climb was a bit fishy	1.2471	0.04995	85	65	19	1
2520	If you didn’t bring fish feed, you’re going to be disappointed.	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
2521	Oh my God! This guy has cylindrical eyeballs!	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
2522	Do you mean to tell me I could have swum up here?	1.2469	0.05424	81	63	16	2
2523	What a relief! I thought you were a cat.	1.2469	0.05424	81	63	16	2
2524	You look like a me out of water.	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2525	I found Nemo everyone!	1.2469	0.05131	81	62	18	1
2526	I got tired of life in a fishbowl.	1.2468	0.05891	77	61	13	3
2527	Welcome! But don't be messing' with my shade here	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
2528	Technically, you're not the first unless you've planted a flag.	1.2468	0.05594	77	60	15	2
2529	What makes you think you are not?	1.2468	0.05594	77	60	15	2
2530	Looks like we both have a long way to do.	1.2468	0.05280	77	59	17	1
2531	If you aren't fully vaccinated, kindly get off my mountain.	1.2468	0.05891	77	61	13	3
2532	Seems like flushing me down the toilet would have been easier ..	1.2468	0.05594	77	60	15	2
2533	Carnival games are difficult, not impossible.	1.2468	0.06445	77	63	9	5
2534	Tag! You're it!	1.2468	0.05891	77	61	13	3
2535	I don't care. You ARE a fish out of water.	1.2468	0.05280	77	59	17	1
2536	I fished for the gold alright!	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
2537	Have you seen my car?	1.2468	0.04945	77	58	19	0
2538	GIVE ME FLAAAAKES!!!	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
2539	The leprechaun said to say “April fool.”	1.2466	0.06405	73	59	10	4
2540	What? You were expecting a Jesus fish?	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
2541	To be one day flushed down the toilet.That is the meaning of life.	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
2542	'My advice? Stay hydrated.'	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
2543	I'm pregnant! We're going to need a bigger bowel.	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
2544	Finally. I have been eager to chat about why you flushed me down the toilet.	1.2466	0.06695	73	60	8	5
2545	You're not an autograph hunter, are you?	1.2466	0.05441	73	56	16	1
2546	Local Man Finds Legendary ‘Pot of Gold,’ Pronounces It Anticlimactic.	1.2466	0.07241	73	62	4	7
2547	They’ve got one in your size too!	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
2548	Your offering better not be those food flakes.	1.2466	0.06405	73	59	10	4
2549	Looks like enough water to last me for a few days!	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
2550	Oh good! I was running out of trail snacks.	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
2551	Get a fish they said. They're easy they said.	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
2552	What kind of pet store sells flying fish anyway?	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
2553	My wife said I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
2554	I've just completely forgotten where I left you!	1.2466	0.05441	73	56	16	1
2555	No, no... NO!!!!!!!	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
2556	Sup I'm a goldfish in a bowl at the top of a mountain what's good	1.2464	0.05225	69	52	17	0
2557	The advertisement said "underwater cave," and all I got was this stinking bowl!	1.2464	0.05619	69	53	15	1
2558	Go Human	1.2464	0.05619	69	53	15	1
2559	I'm hungry and I have to pee...	1.2464	0.06332	69	55	11	3
2560	Your fly is open	1.2464	0.06660	69	56	9	4
2561	The meaning of life is to recognize your limits.	1.2464	0.06332	69	55	11	3
2562	I was sure I'd be stuck here forever.	1.2464	0.06332	69	55	11	3
2563	I hope you don't mind but my thirst for water exceeds my thirst for knowledge.	1.2464	0.05619	69	53	15	1
2564	I'd offer you a drink but...	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
2565	Wow. Carnivals really make you work for it these days.	1.2464	0.06332	69	55	11	3
2566	Honestly - this is the only place I could find where there are NO bigger fish"	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
2567	There’s something fishy going on up here!	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
2568	Of all the fish in the sea, you come see me	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
2569	Great view, too many pumas.	1.2462	0.06589	65	52	10	3
2570	You're surprised?! I thought I had rented this place through Sunday.	1.2462	0.06214	65	51	12	2
2571	What were you expecting? A golden calf?	1.2462	0.05814	65	50	14	1
2572	What?! Were you expecting the Little Mermaid?	1.2462	0.06214	65	51	12	2
2573	The secret of life is water, as you would know if you had paid attention in your Biology class!	1.2462	0.05814	65	50	14	1
2574	You say I need the vaccine before I go back to school?	1.2462	0.06944	65	53	8	4
2575	Leave me alone, Fred, I 'm never coming home!	1.2462	0.06944	65	53	8	4
2576	New Yorker mountaintop quest for meaning cartoon number 18,426.	1.2462	0.06589	65	52	10	3
2577	Too late--I got here first.	1.2462	0.06944	65	53	8	4
2578	Whoa. Mom wasn’t lying. My gold fish really did go to a better place.	1.2462	0.06589	65	52	10	3
2579	Shoes on or off?	1.2462	0.05814	65	50	14	1
2580	I was right! I knew there was more than just one fish in the clouds	1.2459	0.06031	61	47	13	1
2581	Sorry, I only answer questions from goldfish.	1.2459	0.06877	61	49	9	3
2582	So,at two kilometers ABOVE the ground,you're the canary in the coal mine	1.2459	0.06468	61	48	11	2
2583	Todd finally succeeded in his lifelong goal of glimpsing the rare Himalayan goldfish	1.2456	0.07203	57	46	8	3
2584	Uh...life is just a bowlful of water?	1.2456	0.06754	57	45	10	2
2585	Welcome to the gold-fish in a bowl realm.	1.2456	0.07626	57	47	6	4
2586	I said I’m taking a break from social media #blessed ()	1.2456	0.07203	57	46	8	3
2587	I'm hungry! What took you so long?	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
2588	You can only take a small sip	1.2449	0.05242	98	78	16	4
2589	Is it so hard to remember to feed me on time	1.2444	0.04822	90	69	20	1
2590	Get in line. There’s a yeti, a pianist, and about forty gurus ahead of us.	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2591	Nemo, you got to stop this, please...	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2592	I appreciate you coming here to feed me everyday !!	1.2442	0.05715	86	69	13	4
2593	We are only limited by our state of mind.	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2594	You have achieved your quest. Now feed me.	1.2439	0.05639	82	65	14	3
2595	Come, that I might share with you the wisdom of the past six seconds!	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
2596	You look familiar-- have you been here before in the last ten seconds?	1.2439	0.05077	82	63	18	1
2597	Want to play go fish	1.2439	0.05366	82	64	16	2
2598	This is the cache of the day?	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
2599	You have to wait your turn. The Guru is out searching for the meaning of My life.	1.2439	0.05077	82	63	18	1
2600	You have climbed to the top of this mountain only to find a fish in a bowl. I cannot guess at your emotional state right now.	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
2601	What took you so long?	1.2436	0.05531	78	61	15	2
2602	You seek the secret to happiness? Simple... "A short memory"!	1.2436	0.05824	78	62	13	3
2603	Watch out for that last step.	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
2604	no caption is necessary. its funny just as it is. really, just leave it alone. when i saw this, i didn't realize it was the "weekly contest' thing until I scrolled up a bit and noticed it.	1.2436	0.06370	78	64	9	5
2605	Shoes off, puto… you’re on Hallowed ground ese…	1.2436	0.05824	78	62	13	3
2606	Got a light?	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
2607	Do you have any fish food?	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
2608	Time to change your water.	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
2609	You were expecting someone other than a guru fish?	1.2436	0.04892	78	59	19	0
2610	It's payback time.	1.2436	0.06626	78	65	7	6
2611	Oh, I thought you were in search for the meaning of fillet.	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
2612	you have three seconds	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
2613	I don't need a bicycle, now, do I?	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
2614	Something is fishy here	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2615	I know you’re tired of living in a fishbowl, but I’m getting too old to come up here every day to feed you!	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
2616	I came here to avoid distractions and here you are!	1.2432	0.05022	74	56	18	0
2617	Sir, you are blocking my view!	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2618	A goldfish? Fish for gold? What is the metaphysical message here?	1.2432	0.05378	74	57	16	1
2619	Yeah, I'm Swammy. Lemme guess -- meaning of life?	1.2432	0.05378	74	57	16	1
2620	No, what's amazing is that I used to be a whale.	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
2621	You deserve to be free as nature intended.	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2622	I’d appreciate it if you’d deliver the water inside this time.	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2623	Keep swimming, you're almost there.	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2624	Sorry to disappoint - that damned autocorrect shortened ‘goldfish’ to ‘gold’.	1.2432	0.06887	74	62	6	6
2625	Yes, David Foster Wallace has come up before.	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2626	I bet you can't beat this for enlightening encounters.	1.2432	0.06027	74	59	12	3
2627	'The search for his ancestors took us to unexpected heights'	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2628	Congratulations! All you see here is yours forever.	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
2629	No, I hadn’t noticed how thin the air is up here.	1.2432	0.06613	74	61	8	5
2630	How the hell did you arrive before me?	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
2631	The truth is - there is 'no privacy'.	1.2429	0.05549	70	54	15	1
2632	It’s ok, Goldie, I’m vaccinated now.	1.2429	0.06251	70	56	11	3
2633	That's what I said, 'The meaning of life is fish'.	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2634	I hope you have some weed because together we could make a great bong.	1.2429	0.06251	70	56	11	3
2635	Not the bowl of goldfish snacks that Brad had envisioned.	1.2429	0.06574	70	57	9	4
2636	If someone actually kept you alive up here, there is hope for me!	1.2429	0.06574	70	57	9	4
2637	Yeah, but I'm way cuter than he is.	1.2429	0.06251	70	56	11	3
2638	My species has been displaced by legions of pet owners.	1.2429	0.05162	70	53	17	0
2639	I am Neon the Wise. For enlightenment, you must toss a ping pong ball into my bowl.	1.2429	0.05549	70	54	15	1
2640	I hope you aren't thirsty or hungry....	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2641	Hey,you got the fish food?	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2642	Oh, foolish pilgrim, the Great Guppy's wisdom? Stop risking your life."	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2643	Yes, life is just a bowl of cherries.	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2644	No, that's "Swimmy", not "Swami".	1.2429	0.06251	70	56	11	3
2645	I knew there was something fishy about the pick up instructions.	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2646	There were too many fish in the sea.	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2647	Completing the first level at Indiana Jones Camp was harder than I thought it'd be.	1.2429	0.06251	70	56	11	3
2648	No, this water is not drinkable!	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2649	Who knew this is where the drain server leads.	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2650	Sorry, pal. This cave is taken. You have to set camp somewhere else	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2651	I’m just here in the bowl until the tide comes back in.	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
2652	Did you really think I’d stay home… alone… with that cat?	1.2424	0.05737	66	51	14	1
2653	Do I have your attention now?	1.2424	0.06499	66	53	10	3
2654	Not exactly a pot of gold.	1.2424	0.05737	66	51	14	1
2655	Did you remember to buy me a partner? It’s lonely at the top.	1.2424	0.05737	66	51	14	1
2656	Don't stare.	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
2657	Get me to open water, then we can talk about your path to liberation.	1.2424	0.06499	66	53	10	3
2658	I’m sorry to do this to you… but I forgot my water bottle.	1.2424	0.05316	66	50	16	0
2659	There you are! Next week, let's try snorkeling.	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
2660	I thought Sasquatch was more of a potted plant guy.	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
2661	Welcome to my spiritual hot tub. Get ready to cleanse your chakras. #sedonavortex	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
2662	Find food, water, and shelter,” they said…does this count	1.2424	0.06849	66	54	8	4
2663	Sea levels should reach me any day now.	1.2419	0.06777	62	50	9	3
2664	Ok you win, you found me. Don’t you Ever-est?	1.2419	0.05946	62	48	13	1
2665	No, I don't have any answers. But then again, do you have any tropical fish flakes?	1.2419	0.06375	62	49	11	2
2666	I haven't been fed in 17 years.	1.2419	0.06375	62	49	11	2
2667	Hi! Remember me? I’m the goldfish who fucked your wife!	1.2419	0.06777	62	50	9	3
2668	You would think that I would remember what the meaning of life is. Who are you again?	1.2419	0.06777	62	50	9	3
2669	The big fish is out right now but I can answer your question.	1.2419	0.05483	62	47	15	0
2670	Mountain X - swimming to the sky and beyond.	1.2419	0.05946	62	48	13	1
2671	So this is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?!?	1.2419	0.05946	62	48	13	1
2672	Keep it simple.	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
2673	It's about time!	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
2674	Is it really so surprising that a goldfish is an oracle?	1.2414	0.05656	87	70	13	4
2675	No matter how high you climb, you'll never grow beyond the boundaries you let others restrict you with.	1.2414	0.07505	58	48	6	4
2676	Good Heavens, Wilberforce!! I can't believe it's really you.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2677	'Cool........It's not a canary'	1.2414	0.06650	58	46	10	2
2678	-No, my name's Jingles. Nemo lives on the other peak	1.2414	0.05161	87	68	17	2
2679	Ready to admit you were on a fishing expedition?	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
2680	You should’ve asked me ten minutes ago…	1.2410	0.05309	83	65	16	2
2681	The previous guy couldn't handle the isolation.	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2682	Don't judge a guru by their gills	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2683	Is this the water view they were talking about?	1.2410	0.05309	83	65	16	2
2684	Bubbles sadly realized that “pet owner” was at the bottom of Jack’s priorities.	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
2685	So, you've ascended the heights to see the curvature of your world. That'll get old real fast, trust me.	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
2686	It feels like I’ve been waiting a lifetime for this moment. Of course, as a carnival fish, our lifetime is usually just a couple of days.	1.2405	0.06033	79	64	11	4
2687	Be-One-With-Everything Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish	1.2405	0.05164	79	61	17	1
2688	I’m tempted to conclude that this has just been one big fishing expedition.	1.2405	0.06033	79	64	11	4
2689	Whoa ... this really is the Age of Pisces!	1.2405	0.05469	79	62	15	2
2690	Yes, Buddha the Goldfish	1.2405	0.06297	79	65	9	5
2691	Are you the rescue party?	1.2405	0.05164	79	61	17	1
2692	That look tells me you forgot the goldfish food again!!	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
2693	You go, Fish.	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
2694	I come in peace	1.2405	0.06297	79	65	9	5
2695	Sorry I’m late.	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
2696	have I mentioned that I started doing cross-fit?	1.2405	0.05469	79	62	15	2
2697	Excuse me, but do you know the wifi password?	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
2698	Though the daily feedings had become an arduous inconvenience, he just couldn’t deny Goldie the incredible view she had become so enamored with	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
2699	I had swum every sea, and this was the last mountain I climbed.	1.2400	0.06250	75	61	10	4
2700	The meaning of life? I forget.	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
2701	Sigh. There is no escaping Baby Shark.	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
2702	Last of the water in the Rockies, and I've already peed in it.	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
2703	Did Covid-19 teach you nothing about random?	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
2704	He took his extra robe and bailed. Could you share a snack?	1.2400	0.05315	75	58	16	1
2705	one (with everything) fish two fish red fish blue fish	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
2706	It's a metaphor. Take it or leave it.	1.2400	0.06250	75	61	10	4
2707	Finally! A pet friendly rental!	1.2400	0.06250	75	61	10	4
2708	That’s when he knew he had met the final boss.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
2709	This was not supposed to be a fishing trip!	1.2400	0.05315	75	58	16	1
2710	I forgot why I came up here	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
2711	Fish can ride bicycles, what's saying we can't hike either	1.2394	0.06172	71	57	11	3
2712	You do know most people just flush us down the toilet, right?	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
2713	The universe is round......the universe is round.....the universe is round....	1.2394	0.05481	71	55	15	1
2714	So, you were expecting?	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
2715	Still looks like sea level from my vantage point.	1.2394	0.06172	71	57	11	3
2716	I know the answers to your questions. Oh, wait, I forgot them. Darn memory span.	1.2394	0.05481	71	55	15	1
2717	What you're looking for you could have found right in your own home.	1.2394	0.06489	71	58	9	4
2718	“If I really knew the meaning of life, do you think I would be living in this crummy cave fishbowl?!“	1.2394	0.06172	71	57	11	3
2719	For the record, I don’t find this the least bit allegorical.	1.2394	0.06792	71	59	7	5
2720	This is sea level?	1.2394	0.06489	71	58	9	4
2721	Are we still not social distancing?	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
2722	I wish I knew how to quit you	1.2394	0.06172	71	57	11	3
2723	This was in fact the 9th most perplexing experience John had that day.	1.2394	0.05481	71	55	15	1
2724	Have you seen John Carter?	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
2725	I’m never pet-sitting for Keith again.	1.2394	0.06792	71	59	7	5
2726	You're thirsty? Well I'm hungry.	1.2391	0.04977	92	72	18	2
2727	Have you seen Nemo?	1.2391	0.05436	92	74	14	4
2728	Get ready son, we’ve caught ourselves a hiker!” - Mr. Grizzl	1.2391	0.04977	92	72	18	2
2729	Oh, don't be angry! I told you that I would be back in a day or two.	1.2388	0.05663	67	52	14	1
2730	Sorry you missed him. Thursdays are his golf day. "All work and no play...", ya know?	1.2388	0.06755	67	55	8	4
2731	It's not a canary. And it's not a coal mine.	1.2388	0.05663	67	52	14	1
2732	Why do I have to feed you twice a day?	1.2388	0.06412	67	54	10	3
2733	Surprise! I bet you were expecting an old sage with a beard.	1.2388	0.06049	67	53	12	2
2734	Well you didn't expect the secret to a happy and fulfilling life to reside with a human, did you???	1.2388	0.06412	67	54	10	3
2735	Don’t say you’ve run out of water.	1.2388	0.06412	67	54	10	3
2736	Don’t tell me …Cimate change	1.2388	0.06049	67	53	12	2
2737	No, I'm Swimmy. Swami is two peaks over.	1.2388	0.06049	67	53	12	2
2738	You found Nemo, buddy, do you have to find the meaning of life too?	1.2388	0.06049	67	53	12	2
2739	I was a pet rock in a previous life, so…	1.2388	0.05663	67	52	14	1
2740	We are the Goldberg's, The Goldfish affair is nextdoor.	1.2388	0.06412	67	54	10	3
2741	Fish, “ I’ve waited for 13 years to get my revenge on you! “🤨	1.2388	0.06049	67	53	12	2
2742	Thank god. The thin air was starting to mess with my head.	1.2388	0.05663	67	52	14	1
2743	Finally some pisces and quiet!	1.2388

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