Contest #764


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764

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I hope you’ve come to change the water.”
  2. “The key to happiness? A three-second memory span.”
  3. “If I had the answers, you think I’d be in this bowl?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-07-25T21:32:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-08-08T21:34:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-08-02T21:33:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued August 9, 2021
Number of captions 6310
Number of responses 665368
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 If you're from Uber Eats, just sprinkle it in. 1.9155 0.01484 2886 1049 1032 805
1 Congratulations on making it this far. Just one more task and you can reset your password. 1.8742 0.01583 2703 1107 829 767
2 To be fair, you're not what I was expecting either. 1.8371 0.01348 3192 1228 1256 708
3 No sage advice. This is more of a think tank. 1.8312 0.01330 3448 1392 1246 810
4 Congratulations, you have just completed step two of Spirit Airline's refund policy. 1.8210 0.01317 3962 1778 1115 1069
5 You're almost right, I am a monkfish. 1.8142 0.01833 1841 772 639 430
6 Did you bring the little castle? 1.8117 0.01386 3203 1343 1120 740
7 If I had the answers, you think I’d be in this bowl? 1.8072 0.01430 2992 1259 1051 682
8 You think you had a tough time getting here. 1.8023 0.01469 2832 1200 992 640
9 Your parents lied to you about my death. 1.8001 0.01348 3432 1481 1156 795
10 Yes, I really can talk. You have two questions left. 1.7952 0.01263 3730 1569 1356 805
11 You go around in circles and then you die. Got it? 1.7932 0.01768 1973 854 673 446
12 The secret of life? Hydrate. 1.7906 0.01614 2297 978 822 497
13 You think YOU had a hard time getting here! 1.7880 0.01517 2594 1107 930 557
14 You're surprised I live here, but not by the fact I'm talking? 1.7851 0.01583 2489 1101 822 566
15 This is the last time I feed someone's fish while they're on vacation. 1.7828 0.01405 3251 1473 1011 767
16 Life is meaningless. Please exit through the gift shop. 1.7770 0.01555 2578 1155 843 580
17 A little castle, a fake fern, one of those little diver guys . . . you need me to write it down? 1.7769 0.01480 2712 1175 967 570
18 You missed him by one reincarnation. 1.7736 0.01478 2814 1255 941 618
19 The key to happiness? A three second memory span. 1.7719 0.01795 1938 876 628 434
20 I'm hoping that you brought your own water. 1.7711 0.01810 1809 790 643 376
21 It was more impressive when I did it 1.7687 0.01741 2097 965 652 480
22 Please tell me you're here about the leak... 1.7665 0.01975 1623 747 508 368
23 Thought you flushed me ..didn’t you, Mike. 1.7623 0.01652 2289 1051 731 507
24 Bad timing. The swami's at his place on Nantucket. 1.7550 0.01501 3061 1522 767 772
25 Happens all the time. I'm Swimmie. Swami is one mountain over. 1.7535 0.01556 2649 1256 790 603
26 One condition. I'll come home if you get rid of that damn cat. 1.7501 0.01506 2649 1209 893 547
27 I hope you've come to change the water. 1.7486 0.01853 1663 736 609 318
28 I'm Swimi. Swami is on the next peak. 1.7483 0.01493 2773 1294 883 596
29 The guru? He’s now working from home like everyone else. 1.7458 0.01561 2490 1152 819 519
30 Isn't the real question: What are any of us doing here? 1.7455 0.01727 2090 985 652 453
31 You want Enlightenment, one peak over. This is Solitude. 1.7416 0.01752 1896 860 666 370
32 And Roger soon realized his mistake in agreeing to feed his sherpa's fish while on vacation. 1.7322 0.01758 1964 929 632 403
33 You shouldn’t have flushed me, Dave. 1.7321 0.01738 2016 956 644 416
34 A simple 'hello' would be nice. But nooo, everyone always asks how I got up here. 1.7287 0.01725 1917 877 683 357
35 Reincarnation is a bitch. 1.7235 0.01875 1725 827 548 350
36 I'm more of a think tank than a wise man. 1.7219 0.02056 1370 640 471 259
37 I'll tell you the meaning of life if you tell me why you flushed me down the toilet. 1.7216 0.01923 1649 796 516 337
38 Oh you think this hike was hard for YOU?! 1.7206 0.01895 1675 803 537 335
39 Please come home.....we got rid of the cat. 1.7128 0.02077 1473 740 416 317
40 Everyone said Mom and Dad flushed you…But I always knew… 1.7121 0.02088 1351 648 444 259
41 I don’t care how thirsty you are, the answer is no ! 1.7107 0.01989 1438 677 500 261
42 I didn't mislead you-I said I had an apartment with a view , I lived alone, and I was looking for a man who enjoyed the outdoors. But honestly, you don't look Jewish. 1.7097 0.02115 1402 702 405 295
43 You made a big mistake flushing me, Frank. 1.7074 0.02087 1367 665 437 265
44 Thirty years of fasting, meditation and prayer can be deeply transformative 1.7055 0.02114 1314 636 429 249
45 I hope you're not thirsty. 1.7017 0.02154 1247 602 415 230
46 No, no, no. I'm The Great Swimmy. The Great Swami is on the mountaintop next door. 1.6995 0.02216 1208 594 383 231
47 I'm waiting for the sea-level rise everyone's talking about. 1.6982 0.02140 1193 560 433 200
48 I suppose you expected an old man with a long beard. They all do. 1.6948 0.02241 1091 516 392 183
49 "Life has no meaning. Please exit through the gift store." 1.6930 0.02342 1101 553 333 215
50 So we meet again, Mr. Goldfish Flusher. 1.6925 0.02353 1083 542 332 209
51 I've traveled a great distance, guru, so don't play koi with me. 1.6888 0.02344 1054 520 342 192
52 Before you drink this, you should know what I do in here. 1.6882 0.02337 1039 507 349 183
53 I sure hope that look in your eyes is a thirst for knowledge. 1.6880 0.02314 1032 496 362 174
54 Congratulations! You have learned that struggle in life is sometimes meaningless" 1.6871 0.02321 1026 494 359 173
55 PLEASE tell me that you brought your own water 1.6848 0.02412 990 490 322 178
56 Welcome to the National Aquarium of Nepal. 1.6840 0.02492 978 500 287 191
57 If it were what you expected, it wouldn't be enlightenment. 1.6790 0.02549 919 469 276 174
58 Whew, good.. We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warrantee.. 1.6787 0.02635 912 482 241 189
59 And suddenly Steve realized, that Nirvana was just the name of a fish. 1.6786 0.02575 924 479 263 182
60 Hi. We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty. 1.6780 0.02704 910 496 211 203
61 This is the dawning of the Age of Aquariums. 1.6777 0.02563 903 460 274 169
62 Don’t even think about trying to fill your water bottle! 1.6765 0.02579 850 422 281 147
63 You looked different online. 1.6751 0.02602 871 444 266 161
64 Nobody's going to believe you. 1.6733 0.02570 857 428 281 148
65 The prize for reaching the top of the mountain was significantly less than what Harold expected. 1.6703 0.02694 822 425 243 154
66 Please don't be thirsty, please don't be thirsty. 1.6681 0.02836 717 365 225 127
67 Are you the cable guy? 1.6658 0.02745 784 406 234 144
68 When I was flushed, I thought my life was over… but it was just beginning. 1.6654 0.02609 780 381 279 120
69 Are you fully vaccinated? 1.6640 0.02779 762 395 228 139
70 It helps to see the bowl as half full. 1.6607 0.02830 669 331 234 104
71 The sad moment when you realize that “Pot of Gold” was just another mistranslated myth! 1.6598 0.02744 729 366 245 118
72 Yes, a talking goldfish. What did you expect, the Meaning of Life? 1.6561 0.02773 695 346 242 107
73 Yes, it’s remote – but I still feel like I’m living in a fish bowl. 1.6546 0.02904 689 360 207 122
74 You didn't think flushing me down the toilet would end me, did you Carl? 1.6540 0.02983 685 368 186 131
75 After you flushed me I really found myself 1.6531 0.02891 689 359 210 120
76 No matter how high you climb, you are a small fish in a small pond. 1.6498 0.02917 651 334 211 106
77 Okay, but just a sip. 1.6479 0.02946 639 329 206 104
78 I’ve moved up in the world since you flushed me 1.6472 0.03052 598 309 191 98
79 What does a fish have to do to get some privacy?? 1.6471 0.02915 629 318 215 96
80 Before you go drinking my water, just remember this is my bathroom too. 1.6450 0.03104 614 329 174 111
81 No. Not even a sip. 1.6448 0.03035 625 330 187 108
82 Did you remember to bring the little castle? 1.6421 0.03019 598 308 196 94
83 Friends or no friends this is the last time I am feeding their fish when they go on vacation. 1.6364 0.03190 572 308 164 100
84 Oh yeah? Well you look like a human out of air. 1.6355 0.03149 557 292 176 89
85 Now who’s the fish out of water? 1.6355 0.03044 557 282 196 79
86 I've been isolating. 1.6345 0.03160 550 288 175 87
87 The secret of life? Everything beats a flush. 1.6284 0.03549 514 297 111 106
88 Proof of God's existence. How else explain the unspilled bowl at this height? Who feeds the goldfish? Who changes the water? Where does the new water come from? Huh? And the Mets are still in first place 1.6274 0.03297 518 278 155 85
89 Thank goodness we had you microchipped 1.6248 0.03328 501 268 153 80
90 The answers you seek are much less interesting than the story of how I got here. 1.6245 0.03255 506 266 164 76
91 Look, no one chooses their spirit animal. 1.6245 0.03356 498 268 149 81
92 Yeah, well, we're all trapped in our own way. 1.6240 0.03199 500 257 174 69
93 Ha, beat you again! 1.6240 0.03382 500 272 144 84
94 Maybe if you’d brought supplemental oxygen you wouldn’t think I was a goldfish. 1.6220 0.03415 492 269 140 83
95 The secret to happiness is a very short memory. 1.6203 0.03410 482 261 143 78
96 You forgot the flakes, didn't you? 1.6162 0.03414 456 242 147 67
97 Sorry Goldie, they’re making us go back to the office. 1.6142 0.03474 451 243 139 69
98 Hi! In case you are wondering, this used to be an ocean. 1.6130 0.03365 460 243 152 65
99 My parents told me they sent you to a farm in Upstate New York 1.6130 0.03527 447 244 132 71
100 This is just the waiting room. Please enjoy my soothing presence until you are called. 1.6115 0.03521 417 220 139 58
101 Now imagine how hard it was for me to get up here. 1.6114 0.03573 440 242 127 71
102 Don't even think about drinking my water. 1.6110 0.03503 437 235 137 65
103 I gotta warn you, Dave, it’s lonely at the top.” 1.6096 0.03407 438 230 149 59
104 No David, what are YOU doing here? 1.6096 0.03468 438 234 141 63
105 You’ve polluted the oceans, rivers, lakes, ponds. Can’t you leave me alone? 1.6076 0.03596 423 231 127 65
106 You the one ordered the ground shrimp pellet delivery from Uber Eats? 1.6071 0.03645 425 236 120 69
107 Next time you run away I'm not going come looking for you. 1.6065 0.03538 432 235 132 65
108 You're looking for the maharaji. I'm the mahi-mahi. 1.6061 0.03693 429 243 112 74
109 There is no meaning and no grand purpose; at least you got your steps in. 1.6058 0.03597 416 226 128 62
110 You must be my Amazon delivery 1.6057 0.03579 421 229 129 63
111 Wait…are you fully vaccinated? 1.6048 0.03636 415 228 123 64
112 Please, no jokes about 'scaling.' I've heard 'em all. 1.6043 0.03543 417 224 134 59
113 Are you vaccinated? 1.6033 0.03533 421 227 134 60
114 You never heard of monkfish? 1.6033 0.03686 426 241 113 72
115 Be nice to your kids. They pick your retirement home. 1.6025 0.03470 405 211 144 50
116 I know, reincarnation surprises even me. 1.6020 0.03611 407 221 127 59
117 You can leave it there, I requested contactless delivery 1.6015 0.03565 409 220 132 57
118 Do you remember me, Roger? You flushed me in 3rd grade. 1.6009 0.03635 436 247 116 73
119 The meaning of life? Sink or swim, bucko! 1.6000 0.03707 410 230 114 66
120 First lesson: Lower your expectations. 1.5995 0.03811 387 217 108 62
121 Oh good, you brought water. 1.5990 0.03545 394 208 136 50
122 Surprised? Well, not all hermits are crabs. 1.5985 0.03781 391 219 110 62
123 Thin air? I hadn't noticed. 1.5974 0.03574 390 207 133 50
124 Remember, this water is also my toilet... 1.5965 0.03739 399 224 112 63
125 Me? I just used the fish ladder out back. 1.5953 0.03718 383 210 118 55
126 So you're the first human up here? Congrats, I was the first fish. 1.5952 0.03719 378 206 119 53
127 The secret of life is hydration. 1.5947 0.03760 380 210 114 56
128 The secret to eternal life? Change the water in your bowl twice a week. 1.5942 0.03708 382 209 119 54
129 The Meaning of Life?? Simply carry me down this mountain and release me in a pond…..then I will tell you. 1.5930 0.03735 371 202 118 51
130 So what did you expect? It’s the Age of Aquariums. 1.5925 0.03854 373 210 105 58
131 No, I said the meaning of life is just a load of carp. 1.5913 0.03961 367 211 95 61
132 The secret of life? Stay hydrated. 1.5908 0.03644 391 214 123 54
133 Certainly you didn't think you'd seen the last of me when you flushed. 1.5889 0.03796 343 184 116 43
134 Amazon delivered me here. 1.5875 0.03983 337 188 100 49
135 Of all the nooks in all the mountains in all the world, you walk into mine. 1.5861 0.03868 360 202 105 53
136 Yes ,I’m a goldfish. What did you expect? Enlightenment? 1.5859 0.03630 396 219 122 55
137 The guru is wintering in Bali. Anything I can help you with? 1.5847 0.03878 354 198 105 51
138 Enlightenment is knowing you’re just a big fish in a small pond 1.5836 0.03906 341 189 105 47
139 But Mom and Dad said you went to a better place 1.5821 0.03898 347 194 104 49
140 It was a bit of a climb, but Steve was happy to finally find an apartment that allowed pets for just $1000 a month 1.5808 0.04233 334 199 76 59
141 Kind of puts your accomplishments in perspective, doesn’t it? 1.5802 0.03956 343 194 99 50
142 Did you see my Amazon package on the way up? 1.5796 0.03888 333 183 107 43
143 Gurus can sometimes be koi. 1.5775 0.03915 355 203 99 53
144 The meaning of life is to swim in circles. Have a safe trip down. 1.5764 0.03944 347 198 98 51
145 Not the pot of gold you were looking for, eh? 1.5762 0.04075 328 188 91 49
146 Ok, great! My ride is here. 1.5759 0.03859 323 175 110 38
147 Forget the cherries. Life is just a bowl. 1.5757 0.04013 337 193 94 50
148 Is there no privacy anywhere? 1.5750 0.04035 320 180 96 44
149 And for my third wish, I asked for a view near the water. 1.5745 0.03992 322 180 99 43
150 Crap, forgot the fish food. 1.5741 0.03705 317 165 122 30
151 Before I reveal the secret of life - do you have any fish food with you? 1.5741 0.03801 324 174 114 36
152 I know. If I came all this way I’d be disappointed too. 1.5736 0.03734 326 173 119 34
153 You're blocking my view. 1.5732 0.04193 314 182 84 48
154 I asked you for one thing and you forgot. Fish food, Frank. Fish food. 1.5723 0.04056 318 180 94 44
155 Congratulations. You’ve reached sea level. 1.5700 0.04091 307 173 93 41
156 Yes, I’m a fish. You may ask two more questions wanderer. 1.5698 0.03720 351 193 116 42
157 Cave's taken. 1.5686 0.03969 306 168 102 36
158 Having regrets about flushing me down the toilet? 1.5667 0.04349 300 178 74 48
159 Is Trump still president? 1.5649 0.04135 308 177 88 43
160 You forgot the plastic bag, didn't you 1.5621 0.04136 290 163 91 36
161 I see you got my text. 1.5606 0.03970 289 157 102 30
162 Is it half full or half empty? 1.5603 0.04195 282 159 88 35
163 Zen is the next cave up. This is reincarnation. 1.5591 0.04320 279 161 80 38
164 You won’t believe this but.. they were OUT of fish food. 1.5591 0.04350 279 162 78 39
165 Forget the mystery of life. The real mystery is how I got here. 1.5576 0.04118 278 154 93 31
166 I'm NOT being koi. 1.5560 0.04552 277 168 64 45
167 What if I told you "we're all living in a fishbowl"? 1.5543 0.04142 276 154 91 31
168 You must be the pet sitter. 1.5529 0.04080 293 166 92 35
169 It's safe. Biden won. 1.5524 0.04243 286 166 82 38
170 Now who's the fool on the hill? 1.5506 0.04146 267 148 91 28
171 Just calm down, I know you must be thirsty, but let's not doing anything hasty here. 1.5500 0.04263 260 146 85 29
172 Don't act so koi with me 1.5498 0.04355 291 175 72 44
173 Honestly, sea level rise can't get here soon enough. 1.5492 0.04181 264 147 89 28
174 Life sucks, then you get flushed down the toilet. 1.5455 0.04387 253 145 78 30
175 "Since you ask, the secret of life is to just keep swimming." 1.5447 0.04475 257 151 72 34
176 Haven’t you heard? The sea is rising. 1.5444 0.04277 259 147 83 29
177 The meaning of life?! How about ‘don’t flush your friends down the toilet.’ 1.5437 0.04331 263 152 79 32
178 Now what makes you think this is a phishing scheme? 1.5434 0.04103 265 147 92 26
179 The higher up you go the better the prizes get 1.5427 0.04169 293 172 83 38
180 Where's the regular guy with dehydrated shrimp? 1.5422 0.04441 249 144 75 30
181 Finding me up here is about as likely as writing a winning caption. 1.5421 0.04521 273 167 64 42
182 The good prizes are at the summit. 1.5415 0.04564 253 151 67 35
183 At least one of us has enough oxygen at this altitude. 1.5410 0.04547 244 143 70 31
184 Enlightenment may be more complicated than Brian considered. 1.5407 0.04519 246 144 71 31
185 Brian please,I've told you I need my space. 1.5403 0.04268 248 139 84 25
186 Tell me you brought fish food. 1.5401 0.04327 274 162 76 36
187 If you can hear me, you have attained your desired state of consciousness. Now, please take me to the river. 1.5375 0.04566 253 152 66 35
188 Well, I wasn't expecting to see you either 1.5362 0.04482 235 135 74 26
189 I'm the Dory Lama. 1.5360 0.04538 250 149 68 33
190 Get a fish" they said, "It's a low maintenance pet" they said.. 1.5359 0.04650 237 141 65 31
191 Nirvana, my friend, is a few flakes a day and someone to change the water. 1.5357 0.04475 252 149 71 32
192 Now that you’re vaccinated, can we please move back to the city? 1.5344 0.04687 247 151 60 36
193 I am glad you came because I’ve been trying to reach you to discuss your car warranty. 1.5324 0.04460 278 172 64 42
194 So this is the studio walkup with water views! 1.5310 0.04329 258 151 77 30
195 Oh, so a fish can't know the meaning of life? 1.5310 0.04615 226 132 68 26
196 Yes, it is me, Ernie. I suspect you didn't expect to see me again after you flushed, did you? 1.5301 0.04429 266 161 69 36
197 I forget why I asked you to meet me here. 1.5292 0.04646 240 145 63 32
198 Don't ask. 1.5290 0.04176 259 148 85 26
199 Long time no sea. 1.5289 0.04799 225 136 59 30
200 ...and there, frozen in terror, he found himself face-to-face with the legendary Abominable Goldfish. 1.5289 0.04544 225 130 71 24
201 Who did you expect? Moses? 1.5277 0.04644 235 141 64 30
202 I guess this is what they mean when they say it’s the journey not the destination. 1.5269 0.04200 260 150 83 27
203 Did you remember to get me a little castle? 1.5251 0.04942 219 135 53 31
204 No wisdom for you until you change my water. 1.5246 0.04439 244 144 72 28
205 I trust you brought your own water. 1.5246 0.04401 244 143 74 27
206 The secrets to a long, healthy life? Avoid the sun, stay hydrated, and, above all, avoid seafood. 1.5244 0.04758 225 136 60 29
207 What? You were expecting enlightenment? 1.5244 0.04716 225 135 62 28
208 I thought I found one place I could escape the feeling I was living in a fishbowl. 1.5242 0.04685 227 136 63 28
209 You’re in a bubble too you know… 1.5238 0.04665 231 139 63 29
210 The meaning of life is not to flush it down the toilet. 1.5234 0.04899 214 130 56 28
211 Frank then realized that his mom wasn’t lying when she said that his fish had “run away.” 1.5231 0.04775 216 129 61 26
212 Sure it's a walk-up, but at least there's a window. 1.5227 0.04391 220 124 77 19
213 Fish food first, meaning of life second. 1.5226 0.04491 243 145 69 29
214 Well, what are YOU doing here? 1.5213 0.04766 211 125 62 24
215 Hello Edmond. Thought you’d be done when you flushed me didn’t you? 1.5198 0.04262 252 147 79 26
216 And you're expecting a goldfish to tell you the meaning of life? 1.5195 0.04584 231 138 66 27
217 Kiss me and I'll turn into a down escalator. 1.5179 0.04734 224 136 60 28
218 Yeah, I know – the whole reincarnation thing didn’t work out too well for me last time. 1.5169 0.04552 236 142 66 28
219 You must have misread the sign...it's "Contemplation of the Sole" 1.5149 0.04974 202 123 54 25
220 Winning carnival prizes is more challenging than it used to be. 1.5148 0.04419 237 140 72 25
221 The disappointment and disillusionment are mutual. 1.5146 0.04804 206 123 60 23
222 If a fish in a bowl can climb a mountain, you can figure out your own damn problems. 1.5126 0.04980 199 121 54 24
223 Wanda, why do you ask? 1.5125 0.04723 240 151 55 34
224 I'm a Buddhist monkfish. 1.5124 0.04892 201 121 57 23
225 There you are, ok I got rid of the cat... 1.5124 0.04892 201 121 57 23
226 I was released into the wild. 1.5096 0.04819 208 126 58 24
227 I will tell you the secret of life after you change the water. 1.5093 0.04990 214 135 49 30
228 You may ask me three questions as long as they aren’t about me being a fish. 1.5075 0.04929 199 121 55 23
229 I'm Swimmy, Swami is two peaks to the left. 1.5051 0.05191 196 124 45 27
230 If I knew the secret of life you think I'd be here?? 1.5050 0.04860 200 121 57 22
231 Great job - OK now YOU hide! 1.5047 0.04719 214 130 60 24
232 The meaning of life? To swim counterclockwise. 1.5026 0.04840 189 112 59 18
233 The secret to a long and happy life is not having any attention span. 1.5026 0.05149 193 121 47 25
234 Karma's a bitch, ain't it. 1.5025 0.04790 201 121 59 21
235 Of all the mountain tops in the world, you walk into mine... 1.5025 0.04957 203 126 52 25
236 What? They said the oceans were rising and I took precautions. 1.5025 0.04957 203 126 52 25
237 Sorry. The Guru is two peaks over. 1.5024 0.04588 207 122 66 19
238 That's it Goldie. Run away once more and you're going back to the pound. 1.5023 0.04782 213 131 57 25
239 Welcome to Trump Tower in Nepal. 1.5023 0.05065 217 141 43 33
240 You live, you die, you're flushed. 1.5023 0.04952 221 142 47 32
241 You may not like the answer, but then again, you're not a fish. 1.5022 0.04622 223 136 62 25
242 Oh, great. Another 'seeker of wisdom' just popping in. No privacy at all. It's like I'm living in a goldfish bowl. 1.5022 0.04708 223 138 58 27
243 Suddenly, Bill remembers that he forgot the fish food. 1.5000 0.05051 198 124 49 25
244 So the key to life comes down to one word, “HYDRATE “ 1.5000 0.04122 230 131 83 16
245 Is it really that hard to feed me three times a day? 1.5000 0.04548 222 134 65 23
246 We are going home. I am tired of bringing you food up here everyday. 1.5000 0.04827 226 144 51 31
247 Finally, someone to change my water 1.4978 0.04489 223 134 67 22
248 You could at least try not to look so disappointed. 1.4976 0.04588 207 123 65 19
249 And you thought you could just flush our life together down the toilet, Carl. I know we can make this work. 1.4974 0.04898 195 119 55 21
250 Jerry, I hope you've got fresh water in that backpack! 1.4973 0.04855 185 110 58 17
251 There you are, Nemo. 1.4973 0.04893 183 109 57 17
252 What? Not the kind of gold you were looking for? 1.4955 0.04724 222 139 56 27
253 Hey,Jim. Remember that goldfish you flushed when you were 8? 1.4952 0.04785 210 130 56 24
254 Welcome! You have three wishes, but you can't wish for more wishes, water, or a fish dinner. 1.4950 0.05062 200 127 47 26
255 And all this time the answers to life's questions were in my living room 1.4944 0.05179 178 110 48 20
256 I’m sure you have a lot of questions. 1.4927 0.04871 205 128 53 24
257 Look who it is. Tim crawling back after discovering there weren’t better fish in the sea 1.4921 0.05190 191 122 44 25
258 Robert considers carefully how to get past the Guardian Goldfish 1.4920 0.05108 187 117 48 22
259 'The old worn out treasure map just said Gold.!!' 1.4917 0.05115 181 112 49 20
260 The truth? I could use some pellets. 1.4917 0.04932 181 109 55 17
261 The good news, O pilgrim, is that reincarnation is real. 1.4916 0.05218 179 112 46 21
262 Holy mackerel. 1.4913 0.04893 173 102 57 14
263 Please tell me you're here to fix my broadband. 1.4911 0.04649 224 140 58 26
264 Would you mind changing my water? 1.4911 0.04563 224 138 62 24
265 Getting the bowl up here was the easy part. 1.4911 0.04518 224 137 64 23
266 This is the last scavenger hunt...ever. 1.4906 0.04704 212 131 58 23
267 The way to enlightenment is unshellfishness 1.4894 0.04858 188 114 56 18
268 The guru is the next cave over - I'm the fugu. 1.4892 0.04955 186 114 53 19
269 You're not thirsty, right? 1.4891 0.04874 184 111 56 17
270 The meaning of life is to circle the globe until you go belly-up. 1.4888 0.05239 178 112 45 21
271 I told you you couldn't run away from your responsibilities, Steve. 1.4885 0.04624 217 134 60 23
272 The path to enlightenment is to have a 3 second memory. 1.4878 0.05016 205 132 46 27
273 Advice? Don't pee in water you swim in. 1.4868 0.04954 189 117 52 20
274 George was just one reincarnation too late. 1.4868 0.04722 189 113 60 16
275 Before you eyeball this water, think about what it is that I do in here. 1.4866 0.04757 187 112 59 16
276 Heard the Oceans were rising. Getting ahead of the game. 1.4865 0.04974 185 114 52 19
277 Thank god you got my text 1.4865 0.05205 185 118 44 23
278 Last time I offer to pet sit 1.4863 0.05014 183 113 51 19
279 The hermit crab will see you shortly 1.4862 0.05114 181 113 48 20
280 “I’m the first in a series of gatekeepers. Each is increasingly more ferocious than me.” 1.4861 0.04731 216 136 55 25
281 Are you with Amazon? I have been waiting for my fish flakes since last week. 1.4860 0.05033 179 110 51 18
282 THATS where they go when you flush them?! 1.4852 0.04973 169 101 54 14
283 Before you started, did anyone mention the term "red herring"? 1.4848 0.05410 165 104 42 19
284 Took you long enough! Now you hide and I’ll count. 1.4844 0.05221 192 125 41 26
285 My few cents? Reincarnation is not fake news. 1.4831 0.04926 178 108 54 16
286 Don't tell me you forgot my little castle. 1.4821 0.05535 168 109 37 22
287 And I thought my parents were joking when they said Goldie went to a faraway place. 1.4817 0.05152 164 100 49 15
288 I’m really starting to hate these scavenger hunts 1.4815 0.04839 189 116 55 18
289 Did you remember to get the fish food. 1.4813 0.05162 187 120 44 23
290 You’ve come a long way. You’re thirsty. I get it! But let’s keep this in perspective… 1.4809 0.05072 183 115 48 20
291 Good, you got my text. 1.4798 0.04680 198 121 59 18
292 Finall!, Are you from UberEats? I ordered 3 days ago! 1.4795 0.05202 171 107 46 18
293 It’s about time! I can’t change this water myself, you know 1.4794 0.04804 194 120 55 19
294 Oh, thank God! I’ve been stranded up here for three seconds! Oh, thank God! I’ve been stranded up here for three seconds! Oh, thank God! I’ve… 1.4793 0.05180 169 105 47 17
295 You’re early. Your cave won’t be ready til 3, so, if you’d like to, hangout on the ledge. 1.4788 0.05271 165 103 45 17
296 I thought the fortune teller said I'd be granted one wish at the top of the mountain. 1.4787 0.04906 211 137 47 27
297 I see you departing on a great journey to return here with fresh water and and a tank brush. 1.4785 0.05173 163 100 48 15
298 Food floats, poop sinks, always look upwards. 1.4780 0.05032 182 114 49 19
299 Must have been nice to do it with legs... 1.4769 0.05054 195 126 45 24
300 It was this or get flushed. 1.4765 0.05157 170 106 47 17
301 Thirteen years swimming in a bowl does not lead to enlightenment! 1.4757 0.04972 185 116 50 19
302 The secret to life? Don't get hooked. 1.4751 0.05289 181 118 40 23
303 He's out at the moment, would you like to leave a message? 1.4747 0.04385 217 132 67 18
304 Let me guess, someone told you that there was gold in these hills and they 'forgot' to say fish. 1.4746 0.05319 177 115 40 22
305 Great job. Now it’s your turn to hide. 1.4745 0.04982 196 126 47 23
306 I took the elevator. 1.4744 0.05260 156 96 46 14
307 There you are little guy, I've been looking everywhere for you. 1.4740 0.04889 173 105 54 14
308 Hi there! I’m one of the last signs of oxygen deprivation. 1.4737 0.05201 171 108 45 18
309 Excuse my current reincarnation. With any luck, I'll be a cat within a week and I won't give a damn about your problems. 1.4727 0.05609 165 109 34 22
310 Sorry, we're full. 1.4725 0.04970 182 114 50 18
311 Thought you could get rid of me that easily, huh? 1.4724 0.05316 163 103 43 17
312 It might help you wrap your head around this to know that right now, somewhere in the world, a yogi is sitting on an end table and a cat is staring at him. 1.4716 0.05520 176 118 33 25
313 People always get it wrong. It's survival of the fishest. 1.4709 0.05434 172 113 37 22
314 ...And that’s the moment Barry learned he missed his Guru by one reincarnated lifetime. 1.4709 0.05173 189 124 41 24
315 You’ll find peace once you accept the size of your own bowl. 1.4706 0.04878 170 103 54 13
316 I can’t be your emotional support animal anymore. 1.4699 0.05245 166 105 44 17
317 The rent is cheap and I like the view. Next question. 1.4695 0.05291 164 104 43 17
318 Did you remember the sparkling water? 1.4693 0.04903 179 111 52 16
319 Lower your expectations. 1.4691 0.05410 162 104 40 18
320 You shouldn’t have followed me here David. We’re just two, conflicted comets on different paths” 1.4686 0.05239 175 113 42 20
321 Nah, I'm Doctor Guppy. Gupta's on the next mountain over. 1.4684 0.05511 158 102 38 18
322 Did you remember to get fishfood this time? 1.4671 0.05516 152 97 39 16
323 Sure, you didn't find the wisdom you seek, but isn't a talking fish still worth the climb? 1.4670 0.04968 182 115 49 18
324 You'd better be the DoorDash guy with some fish food. 1.4667 0.05196 165 104 45 16
325 Don’t answer when he asks, “If you could be anything….” 1.4663 0.05037 193 126 44 23
326 I hope you brought flakes. 1.4663 0.04856 178 110 53 15
327 I wish you people would just leave me alone. 1.4660 0.04699 206 131 54 21
328 You? You again? 1.4659 0.05216 176 114 42 20
329 I'd tell you the Secret of Life but I have the memory of a goldfish. 1.4658 0.05434 161 104 39 18
330 He's not here. He took a job at Goldman Sachs. 1.4656 0.04892 189 120 50 19
331 Vishnu" or "fish knew" 1.4655 0.05385 174 115 37 22
332 Marco! 1.4651 0.05306 172 112 40 20
333 If you can figure out how I got myself up here and am still alive, then you will understand the meaning of life. 1.4645 0.04886 183 115 51 17
334 Kind of anti-climatic, huh? 1.4643 0.05333 168 109 40 19
335 Congratulations. You have reached the height of absurdity! 1.4641 0.05227 181 119 40 22
336 I’m in witness protection! 1.4639 0.05029 166 103 49 14
337 Sorry Sir. Your appointment was an hour ago. 1.4636 0.05380 151 95 42 14
338 I lived that life, had my fun, but let me tell you...swimming with the sharks gets old real fast. 1.4634 0.05072 164 102 48 14
339 The secret of life? Go with the flow. 1.4631 0.05175 149 91 47 11
340 Not for the first time, on his weekly 200km round-trip to the fish food store, Ned wished Buddha had been reborn as a mountain goat. 1.4629 0.05299 175 115 39 21
341 After a long and arduous hike, Ernie found a pot of goldfish at the end of the rainbow. 1.4629 0.05045 175 111 47 17
342 Before I announce the meaning of life, would you be a sport and change my water? 1.4626 0.05651 147 95 36 16
343 You can work from anywhere these days. 1.4626 0.05398 147 92 42 13
344 If I knew so much would I be in this bowl? 1.4625 0.05529 160 105 36 19
345 What did you expect? A llama? 1.4615 0.05594 143 91 38 14
346 You want the next mountain over. 1.4615 0.05255 156 98 44 14
347 It's a bit confining but the view is great. 1.4611 0.04751 180 111 55 14
348 Nobody puts Baby in the toilet! 1.4611 0.05149 167 106 45 16
349 My other bowl is an ocean. 1.4611 0.05078 167 105 47 15
350 Not what you expected, eh? 1.4611 0.05078 167 105 47 15
351 'Listen bud, would I be stuck in this bowl if I had any answers?' 1.4610 0.05383 154 98 41 15
352 As long as you’re here, could you change my water? 1.4607 0.04788 178 110 54 14
353 Did you have trouble with that last 1000 feet,too? 1.4607 0.05170 178 116 42 20
354 Remote work, you know 1.4607 0.04854 178 111 52 15
355 Your sherpa really played you, man. The guru is on the top of the first mountain to the north. 1.4601 0.05018 163 101 49 13
356 And you thought when you flushed me down the toilet you'd never see me again? 1.4601 0.05382 163 106 39 18
357 Sorry, the wise man you're looking for is two mountains over. 1.4598 0.05065 174 111 46 17
358 Who is trapped? 1.4595 0.05539 148 95 38 15
359 Not what you were expecting? I get a lot of that. 1.4591 0.05183 159 100 45 14
360 To those seeking my wisdom I say: Carp-e diem. 1.4586 0.05071 157 97 48 12
361 Atop Mt Wisdom,he received The Word according to Carp 1.4586 0.05166 181 119 41 21
362 He who seeks wisdom is often disappointed. 1.4583 0.05564 144 92 38 14
363 Nobody's ever going to top this fish story. 1.4581 0.05434 155 100 39 16
364 I dropped out of school to find myself. 1.4577 0.05440 142 89 41 12
365 Can I circle back to you? 1.4575 0.05563 153 100 36 17
366 Are you waiting for the great flood as well? 1.4575 0.05162 153 95 46 12
367 You don't remember me, do you? 1.4573 0.05562 164 110 33 21
368 Do I look like a monkfish to you? 1.4571 0.05043 175 112 46 17
369 The meaning of life? You swim around in circles,somebody over feeds you,and you get flushed down a toilet. 1.4571 0.04911 175 110 50 15
370 If you lived here, you'd be home by now. 1.4570 0.05124 151 93 47 11
371 Sure, I can tell you the meaning of life! Oh wait…I forget. 1.4565 0.04924 184 118 48 18
372 The swami? He got tired of all the visitors. 1.4564 0.05344 149 94 42 13
373 You forgot my sunken castle tank ornament, didn't you? 1.4555 0.04677 191 120 55 16
374 You flushed. I woke up here. The world turns. 1.4545 0.05300 154 98 42 14
375 Not what you expected to see up here? Yeah I get that a lot. 1.4545 0.05501 143 91 39 13
376 It's all about the journey, you lucky bastard! 1.4540 0.05255 174 115 39 20
377 The Master is out. What's your question? 1.4540 0.05015 163 102 48 13
378 Hi! I am a high-altitude-induced hallucination. 1.4539 0.05510 152 99 37 16
379 So, Robert. Don't worry - I've completely forgotten that flushing incident. 1.4534 0.05209 161 103 43 15
380 The secret to life is having a 'bowl half-full" attitude 1.4533 0.05563 150 98 36 16
381 I’m really hoping you brought fish food. 1.4533 0.05145 150 93 46 11
382 But the clue said "when you reach the highest height you will find a pot of GOLD...." 1.4532 0.05796 139 91 33 15
383 Much to his dismay it was Jimmy, whom he had flushed years before. 1.4531 0.04997 192 127 43 22
384 You think YOU'RE confused? 1.4529 0.05010 170 108 47 15
385 Didn’t you see the big sign at the bottom? “Wise Hermit - Thursday thru Sunday, Talking Goldfish - Monday thru Wednesday”? 1.4528 0.05478 159 105 36 18
386 Typo or not you asked to visit a Swimi! 1.4528 0.05180 159 101 44 14
387 Kind of a letdown, isn’t it? 1.4528 0.05551 159 106 34 19
388 And that’s the moment Jeff realized he’d been catfished. 1.4528 0.05331 159 103 40 16
389 Pet adoption has gotten so competitive. 1.4528 0.05256 159 102 42 15
390 No one will believe you. 1.4527 0.05193 148 92 45 11
391 I am in a fish bowl? Wow, you are not very self-aware are you? 1.4519 0.06106 135 91 27 17
392 I don't mean to be koi, but you've had the answers inside of you all along. 1.4518 0.05095 166 106 45 15
393 When you get to the hamster, you're almost there. 1.4516 0.05274 155 99 42 14
394 Sorry, the guru plays golf every Wednesday. 1.4516 0.05582 155 103 34 18
395 Stay hydrated.” 1.4514 0.05816 144 96 31 17
396 Did you remember the fish food? 1.4513 0.04776 195 126 50 19
397 You see, the key to happiness is to have a three-second memory. 1.4512 0.05283 164 107 40 17
398 He's out replenishing his sagacity. Can I take a message? 1.4512 0.04992 164 103 48 13
399 I hope you remembered to bring a clear plastic bag 1.4507 0.05343 142 89 42 11
400 Relax, I’m just his pet. 1.4507 0.05616 142 92 36 14
401 I signed up for a climbing expedition, not a phishing expedition. 1.4506 0.05330 162 106 39 17
402 Looks like you'll be sleeping with the fishes tonight. 1.4506 0.05330 162 106 39 17
403 This can't be the meaning of life! 1.4503 0.04615 191 120 56 15
404 Don’t even think of it—I peed in the water! 1.4500 0.05674 140 91 35 14
405 Climb high and go for the gold, they said." I knew there was something fishy about that 1.4497 0.05302 169 112 38 19
406 Thank God. The bear was starting to doubt my wish-granting abilities. 1.4494 0.05502 158 105 35 18
407 You must be the new pet sitter 1.4494 0.04963 158 98 49 11
408 Your fish has been granted. 1.4493 0.05449 138 87 40 11
409 No, you can't have a drink. 1.4493 0.05546 138 88 38 12
410 Why is the question always, "What's the wi-fi password?" 1.4491 0.05482 167 113 33 21
411 The secret of life is fish food. Please tell me you brought the fish food. 1.4490 0.05726 147 98 32 17
412 Well, well, well... we meet again. 1.4490 0.05644 147 97 34 16
413 Feed me, then we’ll talk. 1.4485 0.05200 136 83 45 8
414 … Steve misunderstood his mother’s dying wishes about storing the family gold in a high place. 1.4485 0.05979 136 91 29 16
415 I’ll tell you the meaning of life, but first change the water in my bowl 1.4485 0.05116 165 106 44 15
416 You might reconsider your disappointment given you have found a talking fish. 1.4477 0.05297 172 115 37 20
417 I will grant you one fish”. 1.4476 0.05497 143 92 38 13
418 Just a few more steps until I win the gold…fish? 1.4474 0.05662 152 102 32 18
419 Beat you! 1.4470 0.05921 132 87 31 14
420 Feed me and then I'll tell you the meaning of life. 1.4467 0.05796 150 102 29 19
421 Relax...if this was a bear cave I wouldn't be in the bowl. 1.4462 0.05467 130 81 40 9
422 As the Buddha reminds us: even when you feel underwater; BREATHE. 1.4462 0.05988 130 86 30 14
423 It’s the journey, not the destination. 1.4452 0.05414 146 94 39 13
424 Sorry, I don’t know the meaning of life. I’m just here to remind you to stay hydrated. 1.4452 0.05189 155 99 43 13
425 Finally. The app said the delivery would be here four days ago! 1.4444 0.05237 153 98 42 13
426 Sorry no... that's the Oracle of Delphi. I can only see 3 seconds into the past. 1.4444 0.05467 144 93 38 13
427 Seriously? Do I look like I’d know the secret of life? 1.4437 0.05338 142 90 41 11
428 Sorry, this is the meaning of life 1.4436 0.05485 133 84 39 10
429 OMG WATER AND DINNER 1.4430 0.05424 158 105 36 17
430 That’s when Jake discovered that the ancient Inca word for ‘gold mine’ is very similar to their word for ‘gold fish’. 1.4423 0.05624 156 106 31 19
431 The meaning of life? Have a six second memory. 1.4417 0.05372 163 109 36 18
432 Welcome to this pike’s peak! 1.4412 0.05208 170 113 39 18
433 Please don’t say you’re thirsty. 1.4412 0.05974 136 92 28 16
434 I’d tell you how I got up here, but I have the memory of a goldfish. 1.4410 0.05126 161 104 43 14
435 I’m headed down now so this spot is all yours. 1.4409 0.05772 127 82 34 11
436 So which one of us is really outside our element? 1.4408 0.05422 152 100 37 15
437 The listing said, "High room with a view, pool and fishing" 1.4407 0.04992 177 116 44 17
438 I thought I was going to find a monk, not a monk fish. 1.4403 0.05248 159 104 40 15
439 Oh thank god. Couldn't remember how to climb down. 1.4395 0.05139 157 101 43 13
440 Teach a man to fish, you will feed him for a day. Teach a fish to man, you'll be very confused. 1.4394 0.05717 132 86 34 12
441 True happiness is a change of water. 1.4388 0.05414 139 89 39 11
442 I specifically didn’t buy a dog so I wouldn’t have to worry about you wandering off! 1.4379 0.05551 153 103 33 17
443 Don't look so disappointed; you're no guru either. 1.4375 0.05637 144 96 33 15
444 They brought me up to do altitude training for the rising sea levels. You? 1.4371 0.05064 167 109 43 15
445 Jonah, the early years. 1.4371 0.05273 167 112 37 18
446 Look, I'm not happy about it either. 1.4366 0.05516 142 93 36 13
447 You, too, shall only grow as big as your bowl. 1.4365 0.05909 126 83 31 12
448 I just think the ocean is overrated. 1.4362 0.05330 149 97 39 13
449 Don’t be koi. 1.4361 0.05976 133 90 28 15
450 We’ve been waiting for you, Jeffrey 1.4361 0.05479 133 85 38 10
451 I'll just run away again. 1.4358 0.04948 179 118 44 17
452 Do you blindly followed your GPS as well? 1.4356 0.05151 163 107 41 15
453 You were expecting a hermit crab, I presume 1.4356 0.05224 163 108 39 16
454 Oh, I forgot to say - Stay hydrated! 1.4342 0.05417 152 101 36 15
455 It’s a common mistake - the Goldmans are two mountains over. 1.4342 0.05653 152 104 30 18
456 As you can see, life has no meaning. 1.4336 0.05918 143 99 26 18
457 Okay, now you hide. 1.4336 0.05749 143 97 30 16
458 Welcome. The secret to happiness is a short memory. Welcome. The secret to happiness is a short memory. Welcome.... 1.4336 0.05575 143 95 34 14
459 Um...I'll share the water if you can get me out of here before the eagle gets back. 1.4333 0.05468 150 100 35 15
460 Just a sip, OK? 1.4331 0.05290 157 104 38 15
461 The owner accepted an offer an hour ago but you're welcome to have a look around. 1.4328 0.05238 134 84 42 8
462 Believe me, I'm just as surprised as you are. 1.4326 0.05895 141 97 27 17
463 It’s easier through Zoom, you know? 1.4326 0.05355 141 91 39 11
464 Did you bring me those crackers I like? 1.4324 0.05088 148 94 44 10
465 Why yes, I am vegan 1.4323 0.05260 155 102 39 14
466 Think outside the bowl. 1.4320 0.05604 125 80 36 9
467 Did you really think that flush trick would work? 1.4317 0.05690 139 93 32 14
468 Well it's about time you made it! My water needs changing. 1.4315 0.05135 146 93 43 10
469 Yes, I live in a fishbowl too 1.4314 0.05468 153 103 34 16
470 Sorry, I don't know a 'Wanda'. 1.4314 0.05144 153 99 42 12
471 The meaning of life? Simple: H. 2. O. 1.4310 0.05047 174 116 41 17
472 When you have no memory,you live in the now. 1.4306 0.05456 144 95 36 13
473 While you're here, can you change my water? 1.4306 0.05456 144 95 36 13
474 What were you expecting? The Dalai Lama 1.4305 0.05358 151 100 37 14
475 Once again, Joe regretted not packing his fly rod. 1.4298 0.06079 121 81 28 12
476 What happened to the regular delivery guy? 1.4297 0.05941 128 86 29 13
477 Welcome, you're the first to arrive. We're expecting two more. Then we'll get started. 1.4296 0.05811 135 91 30 14
478 My last wish was to come back as a fish. 1.4295 0.05324 149 98 38 13
479 It’s tricky: No humans ever get to tell others we mountain piranhas even exist. 1.4295 0.05492 149 100 34 15
480 Does this bowl make me look fat ? 1.4286 0.05874 133 90 29 14
481 What do you mean you forgot the Flakes? 1.4286 0.05034 154 99 44 11
482 There you are, please just come back home and we can talk about it. 1.4286 0.05545 147 99 33 15
483 I wouldn’t mind a change of water. 1.4286 0.05282 140 90 40 10
484 I was left here- what’s your excuse? 1.4286 0.06008 126 85 28 13
485 My first piece of advice is don’t listen to a fish stuck in a cave on a mountaintop. 1.4276 0.05514 145 97 34 14
486 What can I say,expectations invariably disappoint. 1.4276 0.05155 145 93 42 10
487 I'm self-isolating. 1.4275 0.05716 138 93 31 14
488 Sorry, I'm a koi. If you are looking for a koan, the Buddhists are one mountain over. 1.4275 0.05839 131 88 30 13
489 I'm finding myself. 1.4274 0.05392 124 78 39 7
490 You can have one sip, but that's it. 1.4267 0.05544 150 102 32 16
491 Water. The secret to life is water. 1.4265 0.05486 136 89 36 11
492 This lake has amazing mountain views 1.4265 0.05962 136 94 26 16
493 My advice will sound fishy. 1.4262 0.05810 122 80 32 10
494 Welcome to my humble a-bowl. 1.4262 0.06259 122 84 24 14
495 Eddie will be back in a minute. He’s defrosting some ice cubes for happy hour. 1.4262 0.05449 122 77 38 7
496 You signed up for a hiking and fishing trip. I’m the second part. 1.4259 0.05091 162 107 41 14
497 Okay, Goldie. This is the LAST time I’m coming to get you. Quit running away from home! 1.4255 0.05803 141 97 28 16
498 Well, well, well...You thought you could just leave me on the shelf at home did you? 1.4251 0.04909 167 109 45 13
499 Would you mind taking me back down with you? 1.4247 0.05484 146 98 34 14
500 Not the pot of gold you were expecting? 1.4247 0.05570 146 99 32 15
501 I'd ask you how you got here, but I'm guessing you don't remember. 1.4240 0.06249 125 87 23 15
502 Have you been vaccinated? 1.4238 0.05514 151 103 32 16
503 You came back for me. 1.4237 0.06067 118 79 28 11
504 First you flush me! Now you want my wisdom? 1.4234 0.05835 137 94 28 15
505 Not what you were expecting? Yeah, the feeling's mutual. 1.4231 0.05660 130 86 33 11
506 I’m sorry, we JUST closed. 1.4231 0.05660 130 86 33 11
507 The meanig of life?" It's you go around and around in circles and then you die. 1.4228 0.05888 123 82 30 11
508 Can't I get any privacy anywhere? I feel like I'm living in a fishbowl! 1.4225 0.05504 142 95 34 13
509 No, Clive. You're not climbing a mountain. You fell asleep during a Zoom meeting again. 1.4225 0.05319 142 93 38 11
510 And everyone thought the Find My Fish app was a waste of money. 1.4225 0.05682 142 97 30 15
511 I only came for a holiday, but I fell in love with the place. 1.4222 0.05409 135 88 37 10
512 This is where we go when you flush us down the toilet. 1.4222 0.05708 135 91 31 13
513 Wild-caught is getting ridiculous. 1.4221 0.05355 154 104 35 15
514 No, he said, ‘There’s goldfish in them thar hills.’ 1.4219 0.05613 128 84 34 10
515 You get one question. Just don't tap on the glass. 1.4218 0.05539 147 100 32 15
516 Is the pandemic over yet? 1.4215 0.05956 121 81 29 11
517 Did you remember the little plastic scuba diver? 1.4214 0.05371 140 92 37 11
518 Remember when you thought my life would end in a flush? 1.4214 0.05078 159 105 41 13
519 The wise one quit and left me in charge of ironic metaphors. 1.4214 0.04998 159 104 43 12
520 But first, my pinch of food. 1.4211 0.05241 152 101 38 13
521 There is no bowl. 1.4211 0.06217 114 77 26 11
522 We can fit you in next Thursday at 2:00. 1.4211 0.05241 152 101 38 13
523 Damn Gary didn't expect to see you here. Flushed you years ago! 1.4211 0.05464 133 87 36 10
524 You aren't the only one who needed a change of scenery. 1.4207 0.05420 145 97 35 13
525 Excuse me sir, would you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? 1.4206 0.06000 126 86 27 13
526 Going for the Gold! 1.4203 0.05616 138 93 32 13
527 What'd you expect, a trout? 1.4202 0.05660 119 77 34 8
528 You were expecting someone more evolved? 1.4191 0.05378 136 89 37 10
529 Sorry, pal, this is the "Fish Bowl of Life". You'll find "The Meaning of Life" one mountain to the west. 1.4191 0.05378 136 89 37 10
530 Don’t give me that look. You’re having none of my water. 1.4188 0.06336 117 81 23 13
531 One small step for a fish, one giant step for a pescatarian. 1.4186 0.05579 129 85 34 10
532 I'll just run away again if you take me back! 1.4186 0.05896 129 88 28 13
533 Hey man you are blocking my view 1.4186 0.06098 129 90 24 15
534 I just had to get out of that apartment. 1.4184 0.05049 141 90 43 8
535 Goldie, you naughty fish, don’t ever run away from home again! 1.4184 0.05049 141 90 43 8
536 I suppose you came all this way just to tap on the glass. 1.4180 0.06030 122 83 27 12
537 Did you bring the fish flakes? 1.4173 0.04886 139 87 46 6
538 Wanda? 1.4167 0.05531 144 98 32 14
539 The cave of wonders will grant you one FISH. Sorry. Happens all the time. 1.4167 0.06102 120 82 26 12
540 Before I answer your question, did you remember to bring the fish food? 1.4167 0.05141 156 104 39 13
541 There are plenty of fish in the sea but only one up high in the mountains. 1.4167 0.05261 144 95 38 11
542 Thanks for meeting me, were you followed by anyone? 1.4160 0.05469 125 81 36 8
543 After years of searching, this is the last place Dave thought he would find Nemo! 1.4157 0.04921 166 110 43 13
544 (Alec Baldwin voice) At the tender age of twelve he returned home from a week long sleep away camp on the North Shore of Lake Superior called Camp Towanawana. It didn’t take long for him to notice his goldfish, who he affectionately named “Bobby” after his favorite uncle who passed away in a bizarre soap box derby accident, had gone missing. After hours of relentlessly questioning his mother, who he loved very deeply, she finally admitted that “Bobby” had decided to pack up his tank and move to the snowy mountains of Nepal. He accused her of telling the worst lie in history and never spoke to her again. Twelve days later she passed away in a similar, yet slightly different bizarre soap box derby accident. He refused to attend her funeral and instead rented a studio apartment in New York City’s Lower East Side. Many years later, as a self made millionaire having invented a better, safer soap box, he decided to trek the Nepalese mountains to find the inner peace he had always been missing. There at the top of an obscure peak nestled in a dark cave was Bobby. His mother, it seems, loved him very deeply and as it turned out never lied to him. He and Bobby shared a brief look, they silently nodded and he climbed down and went home. Shortly after he married and welcomed a son who he named Bobby. He has yet to visit his mother’s grave though he still loved her very deeply. 1.4155 0.06181 142 104 17 21
545 Enlighten me, what the hell am I doing up here? 1.4154 0.05960 130 90 26 14
546 Oh, hey, my ride's here! 1.4154 0.05652 130 87 32 11
547 I don't care how thirsty you are - stay back! 1.4153 0.06057 118 80 27 11
548 I did it, I found Nemo! 1.4153 0.05813 118 78 31 9
549 I guess you thought you were higher up the evolution chain. 1.4151 0.05071 159 106 40 13
550 You were expecting Nemo? 1.4146 0.05878 123 83 29 11
551 You order Doordash? 1.4143 0.05266 140 92 38 10
552 Didn’t feel like waiting in the Everest queue, huh? 1.4141 0.05146 128 81 41 6
553 Now do you believe cod exists? 1.4132 0.06174 121 84 24 13
554 You'll be safe from the cat here. 1.4130 0.04903 138 87 45 6
555 AirBnb listing " Accommodation includes pool and mountain views" 1.4130 0.05793 138 96 27 15
556 Can you change my water? 1.4122 0.05404 131 86 36 9
557 Sorry - the regular guy's on vacation. I'm just a temp. 1.4122 0.05332 148 100 35 13
558 Sorry, no vacancy. This is not a man cave. 1.4118 0.05666 136 93 30 13
559 The meaning of life is ... damn, I’ve forgotten it again. 1.4118 0.05855 136 95 26 15
560 Strive for total immersion. 1.4118 0.05569 136 92 32 12
561 'You can't escape me Steve' 1.4118 0.06016 119 81 27 11
562 You’re looking flushed. 1.4118 0.05666 136 93 30 13
563 So you thought you could just flush me and run away? 1.4118 0.06016 119 81 27 11
564 No fish food, no enlightenment. 1.4113 0.05700 141 98 28 15
565 Be careful. There's a shark on the summit. 1.4113 0.05727 124 83 31 10
566 Location, location, location. 1.4112 0.06222 107 72 26 9
567 Buddy if I knew the answer to that I'd be some kind of guru! 1.4109 0.05570 129 86 33 10
568 There’s bigger fish to fry. 1.4109 0.05460 129 85 35 9
569 Oh, thank God...I don't have to walk you.... 1.4107 0.06024 112 75 28 9
570 Who did you think was going to feed me while you were gone, Brian? 1.4106 0.05084 151 100 40 11
571 He'll be right back. He went for his second shot. 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
572 No disrespect, but I thought you would at least have a beard... 1.4101 0.05086 139 90 41 8
573 Do you really think I have an answer for this? 1.4101 0.05385 139 93 35 11
574 Didn’t think you’d see me again after the big flush did you, Hal? As you once said to me, and I quote, “Good luck on the way down!”. 1.4099 0.05248 161 111 34 16
575 Imagine yourself floating. 1.4098 0.05303 122 78 38 6
576 I suppose you're fishing for an answer. 1.4097 0.05435 144 98 33 13
577 Did you bring the bicycle? 1.4095 0.06588 105 73 21 11
578 Oh, that's where I left you! 1.4091 0.05372 132 87 36 9
579 Can’t a goldfish get any privacy anymore! 1.4091 0.05673 110 71 33 6
580 Who were you expecting? Nemo? 1.4088 0.05727 137 95 28 14
581 I told you, I want to be left alone! 1.4083 0.05736 120 80 31 9
582 Life is just a bowl. There's no cherries. 1.4083 0.05976 120 82 27 11
583 Congratulations! I am the prize. 1.4083 0.05613 120 79 33 8
584 Life finds a way, as we witness the last two species right before procreation. 1.4083 0.05736 120 80 31 9
585 Listen Dave, you’re gonna be tempted to share this dream with Rebecca tomorrow. DON’T do it. She doesn’t care. 1.4083 0.06206 120 84 23 13
586 No, it's a gold fish mine. 1.4080 0.06127 125 88 23 14
587 How did I get here? Do I look like I remember? 1.4080 0.05217 125 80 39 6
588 I forgot what I came up here for. 1.4080 0.06021 125 87 25 13
589 Some scavenger hunt. 1.4077 0.05316 130 85 37 8
590 Sing like no one’s listening, love like you’ve never been hurt, dance like nobody’s watching, and swim around in circles. 1.4071 0.05543 140 96 31 13
591 The journey of a Thousand miles begins with a single flush" 1.4071 0.06488 113 80 20 13
592 . “Doug, you didn’t see the elevator?” 1.4071 0.05981 113 76 28 9
593 Get rid of the cat. 1.4068 0.05676 118 78 32 8
594 Darwin finds evidence that the highest mountains formed on the sea floor, after all. 1.4065 0.05517 123 81 34 8
595 When Fred told Sally he’d feed her fish, he had no idea what he’d agreed to… 1.4065 0.05395 123 80 36 7
596 He won me at a fair. How’d you get here? 1.4065 0.05395 123 80 36 7
597 For total enlightenment, place one pinch of flakes in this bowl. No more. No less. 1.4065 0.04988 155 103 41 11
598 The guru is off today. But if you care to leave your name and number he’ll get back to you as soon as possible. 1.4060 0.05233 133 87 38 8
599 I too am tired of living in a fishbowl 1.4060 0.05446 133 89 34 10
600 To pass, you must answer three questions regarding ichthyology. 1.4057 0.06398 106 73 23 10
601 While you're here, could you please change my water? 1.4056 0.05274 143 96 36 11
602 It’s the journey 1.4052 0.06241 116 81 23 12
603 Printer's Error. I'm the Dead Sea scrod." 1.4052 0.06591 116 84 17 15
604 What could be more enlightening than a talking fish? 1.4050 0.05936 121 83 27 11
605 Being eternally in the moment hasn't kept the poop from building up. 1.4048 0.05982 126 88 25 13
606 Do i look like the Dalai Lama to you? 1.4048 0.05982 126 88 25 13
607 Finding Nemo in the Alps. 1.4046 0.05712 131 90 29 12
608 You from Amazon? My castle was backordered. 1.4044 0.05461 136 92 33 11
609 NOW do you believe in reincarnation? 1.4044 0.05153 136 89 39 8
610 Did you remember the fish food this time?!? 1.4044 0.05153 136 89 39 8
611 (both together) Do you have some fresh water!!! 1.4044 0.05153 136 89 39 8
612 Your ex-wife was here last week. I’m her third wish. 1.4032 0.05600 124 83 32 9
613 I got here before the climate change--when you had to swim to this cave. 1.4031 0.05773 129 89 28 12
614 Yes, ironically, it ends up that a small fish in a small pond is the one with the answers. 1.4031 0.05560 129 87 32 10
615 Siri, 'Cave of Wonders' pet shop Forest Hills. 1.4028 0.05515 144 100 30 14
616 You're not from Amazon? 1.4016 0.06010 122 85 25 12
617 Geez Milton, you can't keep running off like that. 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
618 The secret of enlightenment?… Let’s see, I knew it a second ago, and then I swam around the bowl, …Nope, sorry, it’s gone 1.4015 0.05777 132 92 27 13
619 My delivery app says you should have been here 10 minutes ago, 1.4015 0.05329 137 92 35 10
620 The sushi bar is one level up. 1.4015 0.05429 137 93 33 11
621 I didn’t realize this was a shared Airbnb 1.4015 0.05527 137 94 31 12
622 Congrats! you made it to the end of the rainbow and found the pot of goldfish! 1.4015 0.05329 137 92 35 10
623 You’re probably wondering how I got up here. 1.4014 0.05257 147 100 35 12
624 I'm here for your afternoon feeding. 1.4000 0.05659 110 72 32 6
625 I came back to get you. I read that releasing you into the wild was bad for the environment. 1.4000 0.06026 115 79 26 10
626 Did you bring the fish pellets? 1.4000 0.05345 120 78 36 6
627 Okay. I promise I'll change your water if you come home. 1.4000 0.05534 140 97 30 13
628 You think YOUR oxygen is getting thin? 1.4000 0.05601 120 80 32 8
629 Goldie? 1.4000 0.05792 125 86 28 11
630 It's survival of the fittest up here, pal. Drop the backpack and leave while you can. 1.4000 0.06290 105 72 24 9
631 You're safer here than with the kids. 1.4000 0.05484 135 92 32 11
632 The Hermit is currently on a break. Would you like me to take a message? 1.4000 0.05632 130 89 30 11
633 ‘Cause baby, there ain’t no mountain high enough 1.4000 0.05947 110 74 28 8
634 I'm a golden fish in a mountain cave. Who are you? 1.4000 0.05525 130 88 32 10
635 Whadda mean, you forgot the gold fish food? 1.3988 0.05188 163 114 33 16
636 Remember me? 1.3986 0.05402 148 103 31 14
637 This was once all underwater and I’m the last holdout. 1.3985 0.05222 133 88 37 8
638 The cat will never find you here. 1.3985 0.05436 133 90 33 10
639 Did you think flushing me down the toilet when you were twelve would be the last you see of me Hollingsworth? 1.3984 0.05800 128 89 27 12
640 Next time I’ll remember to specify “pet sitting IN MY HOME…”. . 1.3984 0.05857 123 85 27 11
641 I don't know if you remember me, I was here 20 seconds ago. 1.3982 0.06227 113 79 23 11
642 Finally, the Alpha Betta. 1.3981 0.06068 103 69 27 7
643 Wear a mask. 1.3981 0.06807 103 74 17 12
644 You know as soon as I get to the other side of this bowl I am going to forget who you are. 1.3971 0.05350 136 92 34 10
645 You think you had a hard time getting up here? 1.3969 0.05384 131 88 34 9
646 I've been trying to reach you about your car's warrantee..." 1.3968 0.05755 126 87 28 11
647 You did it! You found the pot of gold fish! 1.3968 0.05414 126 84 34 8
648 OK…You wished for a mountain that would be easy to climb; and You wished for a real surprise at the top; so…what's your third wish? 1.3967 0.05924 121 84 26 11
649 They said GOLD! 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
650 - Oh, not you again. 1.3966 0.05595 116 77 32 7
651 Are you with Adopt-A-Pet? 1.3964 0.06041 111 76 26 9
652 About time. I ordered three weeks ago. 1.3960 0.06147 101 68 26 7
653 …I’m in the witness protection program 1.3960 0.06306 101 69 24 8
654 Maybe you should have asked for more detail when they said "pot of gold." 1.3960 0.05620 149 107 25 17
655 It’s always in the last place you look. 1.3958 0.05418 144 100 31 13
656 So, what’s next on your bucket list? 1.3958 0.05046 144 96 39 9
657 We’re two lost souls swimming in a world destroyed by your skepticism about climate change. 1.3955 0.04857 134 86 43 5
658 Thanks for bringing the pellets. I'll tip you on the app. 1.3950 0.05751 119 81 29 9
659 Did you bring food? 1.3950 0.05751 119 81 29 9
660 Well what did you expect ? A bear in a fish bowl ? 1.3950 0.05751 119 81 29 9
661 He's currently unavailable. May I be of assistance?" 1.3947 0.05376 114 74 35 5
662 Yes small fish - but wise. 1.3946 0.05159 147 100 36 11
663 The answer is ... hey, I can talk! 1.3945 0.05976 109 74 27 8
664 Before you take another step, one question: Did you bring any fish food? I’m starving up here. 1.3945 0.05832 109 73 29 7
665 Don't worry. I'm a vegetarian. 1.3942 0.06021 104 70 27 7
666 Not ready to go back to the office either? 1.3939 0.05563 132 91 30 11
667 Joe wasn't sure why he expected the fish to talk. 1.3937 0.05607 127 87 30 10
668 Life is a swim in your own poop. 1.3934 0.05998 122 86 24 12
669 If you've come here seeking wisdom, you've come to the wrong cave. Clearly, I know nothing, I'm trapped in this fishbowl. 1.3934 0.05528 122 82 32 8
670 look pal, the brochure had 'pot of gold' in quotes for a reason 1.3931 0.05206 145 99 35 11
671 It is not the bowl in which you choose to swim that matters, my son, but wherein you place the bowl. 1.3925 0.05902 107 72 28 7
672 Why are you looking at me like that…and where is your canteen? 1.3925 0.05902 107 72 28 7
673 The Oracle of Delphi is a goldfish? 1.3920 0.05435 125 84 33 8
674 Avoid flush toilets." 1.3913 0.05481 115 76 33 6
675 Ha. I told you I'd get here first. 1.3913 0.05884 115 79 27 9
676 I found those last ten steps a killer, didn't you? 1.3907 0.05230 151 105 33 13
677 Oh, you’re looking for human wisdom. It’s two peaks west. 1.3906 0.05230 128 85 36 7
678 Did you happen to pack some fish food? 1.3906 0.05572 128 88 30 10
679 You should be safe up here. 1.3906 0.05789 128 90 26 12
680 Did you remember to bring the water? 1.3905 0.06127 105 72 25 8
681 I've got to stop offering to feed people's fish when they go on vacation. 1.3902 0.05612 123 84 30 9
682 One of us must be hallucinating. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
683 Hey guy! Long time, no sea! 1.3898 0.06022 118 83 24 11
684 Hey, man! Do you mind? You're blocking my view. 1.3894 0.05397 113 74 34 5
685 I’ll just leave your grub hub Algae flake delivery on the top ledge 1.3893 0.05372 131 89 33 9
686 I'm not sure what you're complaining about. You have legs. 1.3889 0.05131 144 98 36 10
687 Dude, you gotta knock first. I'm naked. 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
688 This will be ocean front property soon. 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
689 Welcome seeker of truth! As the Swami's on leave all inquiries will be to me...Swimmy. 1.3885 0.05258 139 95 34 10
690 We’ve been trying to reach you regarding your fishbowl’s extended warranty. 1.3885 0.05356 139 96 32 11
691 I'm sure he said, "There's gold in them thar hills." I guess I missed the "fish" part. 1.3884 0.05426 121 81 33 7
692 I’m done granting wishes. 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
693 You climbed up here to ask me THAT? 1.3879 0.05444 116 77 33 6
694 What is the sound of one fish splashing? 1.3876 0.05751 129 91 26 12
695 Technically I'm a flying fish. 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
696 Looks like you’ve been suckered into a phishing expedition. 1.3868 0.06226 106 74 23 9
697 The secret to happiness is swimming in a bowl of vodka. 1.3868 0.06508 106 76 19 11
698 I got rid of the cat, please come home. 1.3866 0.05980 119 84 24 11
699 You can stay, but don't hog the oxygen. 1.3862 0.05196 145 100 34 11
700 It's the cosmic joke, son, there is no meaning of life. 1.3862 0.05196 145 100 34 11
701 Try to remember it’s not the destination it’s the journey….. 1.3858 0.05249 127 85 35 7
702 And all this time I thought my mom had flushed you down the toilet! 1.3852 0.05390 122 82 33 7
703 It beats being flushed. 1.3846 0.05609 130 91 28 11
704 Season 9 of Alone. Everyone gets one pet. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
705 I was also fleeing a life lived in a fishbowl. 1.3846 0.05543 117 79 31 7
706 I'm a bit out of my element. 1.3846 0.05408 117 78 33 6
707 in all the gin joints in all the mountains in all the world you have to climb into mine 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
708 I would tell you the secret to life, but I forgot it. 1.3846 0.06454 104 74 20 10
709 It gets weirder from here... 1.3846 0.05518 104 68 32 4
710 How did you beat me up here? 1.3840 0.05540 125 86 30 9
711 Don't shoot me, but what you seek is at the bottom of the ocean. 1.3840 0.05768 125 88 26 11
712 It's the only place I thought you'd be safe during Covid. 1.3840 0.05655 125 87 28 10
713 Did you not see the ski lift in the back of the mountain? 1.3839 0.05846 112 77 27 8
714 Welcome to the cave of infinite wisdom. Do you have a reservation? 1.3839 0.05846 112 77 27 8
715 Despite her strong effort, Goldie still lost this round of Hide and Seek. 1.3839 0.06115 112 79 23 10
716 I am the guru. What were you expecting? 1.3835 0.05088 133 89 37 7
717 Your next incarnation is gonna suck. 1.3833 0.06170 120 87 20 13
718 The swami will be right back. I'm the swimy. 1.3833 0.06056 120 86 22 12
719 If you’re looking for the secret to enlightenment, I’ll just let you know- I forgot 1.3833 0.05574 120 82 30 8
720 This wasn’t what I expected when I rented a “remote waterfront property with a view”. 1.3833 0.05317 120 80 34 6
721 Bout time you got back! This damn bowl needs a cleaning 1.3828 0.05559 128 89 29 10
722 Hey, you're blocking my view! 1.3821 0.05717 123 86 27 10
723 A yeti won me at the State Fair. Why is that so hard to believe? 1.3821 0.06056 123 89 21 13
724 ‘You better be the cable guy’ 1.3819 0.05307 144 101 31 12
725 The key to life is not overfeeding. 1.3818 0.05773 110 75 28 7
726 Enough finding yourself! You have to go back to school now. 1.3818 0.05322 110 72 34 4
727 Were these the places Dr.Seuss said we'd go 1.3817 0.05249 131 89 34 8
728 Oh shoot, I left your food in the camper. 1.3814 0.05759 97 64 29 4
729 Welcome to Karpmandu. 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
730 You look flushed. 1.3814 0.06245 118 86 19 13
731 The secret to a happy life is to live each day as if you will be flushed. 1.3813 0.05441 139 98 29 12
732 There you are! You can’t keep running off like this. 1.3813 0.05536 139 99 27 13
733 True contentment comes from staying at home. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
734 The secret to a long life? Why are you asking me? We usually last a week at best! 1.3810 0.05618 126 88 28 10
735 The hermit crab takes Thursdays off, what's your question ❓ 1.3806 0.05585 134 95 27 12
736 This used to be underwater; I'm just returning to my roots. 1.3806 0.05275 134 92 33 9
737 But first, could you change my water? 1.3805 0.05231 113 74 35 4
738 When I tell my kids their fish is in a better place I won’t be lying. 1.3802 0.05898 121 86 24 11
739 You seem disappointed. 1.3800 0.06321 100 70 22 8
740 The secret to true happiness is a three-second memory span. 1.3800 0.06479 100 71 20 9
741 You better flush twice next time. 1.3798 0.05413 129 89 31 9
742 We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. 1.3796 0.06541 108 79 17 12
743 And we all thought God was a woman 1.3793 0.06080 116 83 22 11
744 And he comes without his mask ! There is no sign of intelligent life anywhere. 1.3793 0.05428 116 78 32 6
745 Are you from Amazon? I ordered one of those little castles. 1.3788 0.05744 132 95 24 13
746 The meaning of it all is fish gotta swim. 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
747 I am not sure how you beat me here but don't look so smug. You still have to make it home. 1.3782 0.05201 119 79 35 5
748 You should see where they left the dog! 1.3780 0.05115 127 85 36 6
749 Other than achieve a higher consciousness there is not much else to do in a fish bowl. 1.3780 0.05582 127 89 28 10
750 Your long sort answer is: No matter where you go, no matter how far you travel, you will always live in a fish bowl of your own making. 1.3778 0.05450 135 95 29 11
751 Look, man, all I know is that I've been up here at least five seconds... 1.3778 0.04917 135 90 39 6
752 Would you, please, return me to the kindergarten class that just left." 1.3776 0.06408 98 69 21 8
753 Yup, that's right. We're all living in a fishbowl. That's the meaning of life. Happy now? 1.3774 0.05096 106 68 36 2
754 Let me Guess, Pisces, right? 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
755 You were expecting the Dead Sea Scrolls? 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
756 The secret to happiness? Return here once a week, clean the bowl, and change the water. 1.3774 0.05758 106 72 28 6
757 Look, I can’t keep stopping for you to catch up. I’ll see you at the top. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
758 Pot of goldfish?! 1.3774 0.05758 106 72 28 6
759 I'm trying to develop into a new species. 1.3772 0.06279 114 83 19 12
760 Three wishes? Really? 1.3770 0.05248 122 82 34 6
761 Affordable Apartment living in 2021. 1.3770 0.05858 122 87 24 11
762 What took you so long? I’m starving! 1.3768 0.05060 138 94 36 8
763 So many fish in the sea and you keep coming back to me. 1.3768 0.04954 138 93 38 7
764 No- I'm not bowled over to see you. 1.3763 0.06649 93 66 19 8
765 Well, it’s not YOUR natural habitat either. 1.3763 0.06288 93 64 23 6
766 Sushi, you have to stop running away like this. 1.3762 0.06426 101 72 20 9
767 Did you bring fresh water? 1.3761 0.06084 109 77 23 9
768 The secret to life is be content with your fate. 1.3761 0.06222 109 78 21 10
769 Cast ye crumbs upon the water. 1.3761 0.05498 109 73 31 5
770 I booked online. 1.3761 0.06222 109 78 21 10
771 I meant it Wanda. There ain't no mountain high enough. 1.3761 0.06036 117 84 22 11
772 Nope. Wrong question. Go fish. 1.3760 0.05641 125 88 27 10
773 I needed some air, Phil 1.3760 0.05526 125 87 29 9
774 You once flushed me, but now I'm in a better place. 1.3759 0.05377 141 100 29 12
775 Crap! How the hell did you find me? 1.3750 0.06157 120 88 19 13
776 Who were you expecting to find, Nemo? 1.3750 0.05431 120 82 31 7
777 Your next task will require a ping pong ball. 1.3750 0.06151 96 66 24 6
778 I'm looking for Luca Brassi. I understand he sleeps here. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
779 When all the ice sheets melt and sea level rises I'll be free! 1.3750 0.06151 96 66 24 6
780 Some call me...'Fin' 1.3750 0.06497 96 68 20 8
781 There you are, Spike! You had me worried sick 1.3750 0.05966 112 79 24 9
782 And you thought your world was small? 1.3750 0.06151 96 66 24 6
783 FINALLY! Take me back to the pond and I'll grant you three wishes. 1.3740 0.05122 131 89 35 7
784 Are you a Pisces too? 1.3740 0.05340 123 84 32 7
785 Finding Nemo - Global Warming Edition 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
786 Aren't we all just fish in a bowl? 1.3738 0.05867 107 74 26 7
787 The climb had been especially difficult but I felt good, then as I entered the cave, that dreaded fish had beaten me again!" 1.3737 0.05668 99 66 29 4
788 Did you get the fish flakes I like? 1.3737 0.06823 99 73 15 11
789 If I had any words of wisdom, I wouldn’t be here. 1.3737 0.06671 99 72 17 10
790 Oh, thank God. It’s still here. 1.3737 0.06021 99 68 25 6
791 The Meaning of Life is "You're Screwed." 1.3730 0.05716 126 90 25 11
792 Life is like a bowl of water. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
793 After going out for a hike a week ago, and having been reported missing for 7 days, a rescue team member found Flippy alive and in good spirits 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
794 « This spot is taken » 1.3723 0.06047 94 64 25 5
795 He'll be back shortly, he just went out for some fish food. 1.3721 0.05170 129 88 34 7
796 What do you mean, you don't remember me? 1.3721 0.05286 129 89 32 8
797 Took you long enough! OK, now I'm "it"... 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
798 The meaning of life? Yes, it's . . . no wait, I can't remember. Oh yeah, the meaning of life is . . . Damn, gone again. Wait, wait, it's right there, it's . . . nope, forgot it again. 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
799 I hope you like your advice unfiltered.” 1.3714 0.05939 105 73 25 7
800 I’m sorry we’re gonna have to evacuate you again due to the worsening climate change situation. 1.3712 0.05313 132 92 31 9
801 Congratulations! You are the first to find goldfish in them thar hills! 1.3711 0.06099 97 67 24 6
802 I'm sorry, we're closed. 1.3711 0.06099 97 67 24 6
803 it really is in the last place you look 1.3708 0.06267 89 61 23 5
804 "I did this climb because It's There! What's your explanation?" 1.3707 0.05411 116 79 31 6
805 The secret to a happy life? Forget everything every six seconds...Oh, hello. What question can I answer for you. 1.3707 0.05939 116 83 23 10
806 Life is swimming 1.3704 0.05970 108 76 24 8
807 They told me I'd find gold. 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
808 Carpe Carp 1.3704 0.05970 108 76 24 8
809 I've never seen the results of bad karma so vividly displayed. 1.3701 0.05568 127 90 27 10
810 I told you I wanted to be ALONE, Greg. 1.3701 0.05454 127 89 29 9
811 I would tell you the meaning of life, but I have the memory of a goldfish. 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
812 I didn’t know I missed the high tide 1.3700 0.06614 100 73 17 10
813 First, go get me a miniature castle, then maybe we talk. 1.3700 0.05624 100 67 29 4
814 I said I’m not ready to talk, David. 1.3700 0.05801 100 68 27 5
815 My secret? Stay hydrated. 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
816 Nope. Swimmie. Not swami. 1.3694 0.06517 111 83 15 13
817 Sorry, no mask, no service. 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
818 I’m looking for gold, fish. 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
819 Relax, you're hallucinating. Now just, turn around, and go back down. Don't tell anyone else about this. Ever. 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
820 John was tempted to stop, but he knew if he climbed another 300 ft he’d get a stuffed animal. 1.3689 0.06470 103 75 18 10
821 I got tired of being a big fish in a little pond 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
822 Actually, I'm a bottom feeder. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
823 Thank goodness; my water is filthy." 1.3689 0.05484 122 85 29 8
824 You’re the third person today who asked me about Yeti. 1.3689 0.05232 122 83 33 6
825 If you believe the guru-on-the-mountain craze is a little fishy, you'd be correct. 1.3689 0.05607 122 86 27 9
826 Hey man, you remember that fish are friends not food right?! 😅 1.3689 0.05232 122 83 33 6
827 I know, right?! 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
828 Please don't tap on the glass! 1.3684 0.05806 95 64 27 4
829 Sorry Nirvana's two mountains over. 1.3684 0.06867 95 70 15 10
830 Well, a goldfish guru is better than none. 1.3679 0.05074 106 69 35 2
831 No, I'm a swimmi, not a swami. 1.3675 0.05092 117 78 35 4
832 Not what you had in mind when the map said buried gold huh? 1.3675 0.05374 117 80 31 6
833 Yeah, I've wondered about that too. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
834 How high are you? 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
835 I told you I was faster 1.3673 0.06549 98 71 18 9
836 I've got a lot on my mind at the moment. Come back in two minutes. 1.3667 0.06601 90 64 19 7
837 Please tell me you're Uber Eats and you brought the worm pellets. 1.3667 0.06409 90 63 21 6
838 When I told my realtor I wanted a bowl with a view,I didn't quite think it though. 1.3667 0.06211 90 62 23 5
839 You stay here, I’ll go for help 1.3667 0.06601 90 64 19 7
840 The meaning of life? No idea. 1.3663 0.05399 101 67 31 3
841 Th meaning of life is fish food. 1.3661 0.06213 112 82 19 11
842 You were right, I hate hiking. Take me back home 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
843 Tonight we celebrate. Tomorrow we clean my bowl. 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
844 Well, well, well. Now who’s flushed? 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
845 I AM A 'SWIMI', NOT A SWAMI 1.3654 0.06270 104 75 20 9
846 So you climbed up here. How long can you hold your breath? 1.3654 0.05965 104 73 24 7
847 The existential guy is around the other side. I’m just here for my asthma. 1.3654 0.05965 104 73 24 7
848 You were expecting the Buddha? 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
849 You actually did win the ring toss. 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
850 Don’t you dare say you’re thirsty. 1.3652 0.05569 115 80 28 7
851 Those who live in glass houses… 1.3651 0.05238 126 87 32 7
852 Well heck, I guess Jeff wasn’t crazy. 1.3651 0.05475 126 89 28 9
853 Will you please carry me back down? The guy who brought me up and I had a uh, a falling out so to speak. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
854 And so... the legend of The Abominable Goldfish was born. 1.3646 0.05364 96 63 31 2
855 You want my advice? Get checked for O2 deprivation. 1.3645 0.05376 107 72 31 4
856 Have you considered that perhaps YOU'RE the problem? 1.3644 0.05200 118 80 33 5
857 There were too many other fish in the sea. 1.3643 0.05385 129 91 29 9
858 Are you my Uber? 1.3643 0.05496 129 92 27 10
859 'Can you do me a favor?' he asks. 'Sure,' I said. 'I'll feed your fish while you're on vacation.' 1.3636 0.06804 99 74 14 11
860 6 feet until I see your vaccination card 1.3636 0.05736 110 77 26 7
861 His Holiness went out to get some fish food. 1.3636 0.05868 121 88 22 11
862 Did you bring any water 1.3636 0.05644 99 67 28 4
863 So if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a mountain instead of a tree, does that make it feel more or less stupid? 1.3636 0.06298 88 61 22 5
864 You’re not the first to be surprised by how young and handsome I am.” 1.3628 0.05631 113 79 27 7
865 the ad said there was a pool 1.3628 0.05631 113 79 27 7
866 Sorry, that’s not my department. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
867 I am telling you that cat has issues 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
868 My mom told me you went to live on a farm! 1.3619 0.06366 105 77 18 10
869 Raider of the Lost Guppy 1.3617 0.06022 94 65 24 5
870 Yes, but I IDENTIFY as an old Tibetan Guru! 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
871 He went to town to see a movie. He said the secret to life is to feed your fish. 1.3613 0.05434 119 83 29 7
872 Life is a goldfish bowl, and everyone is watching you right now. 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
873 The wise man's at the bottom of a lake. 1.3611 0.06372 108 80 17 11
874 Look, I don’t care how thirsty you are. 1.3611 0.05172 108 72 33 3
875 Yes, I was the guru here. But I have been reborn. Can you take me down with you. 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
876 There are plenty of other fish in the sea. 1.3608 0.06075 97 68 23 6
877 ‘Remember me? You flushed me down your toilet years ago. Bet you thought you’d never see me again!’ 1.3607 0.05214 122 84 32 6
878 He always wondered how alpine cavefish survived. 1.3604 0.05694 111 78 26 7
879 You seek the one who skims the algae. 1.3604 0.05836 111 79 24 8
880 We recognized the typo after publication. 1.3600 0.05376 125 88 29 8
881 You didn’t read the whole thing, didn’t you? The treasure map said pot of gold … fish. 1.3596 0.05861 114 82 23 9
882 Am I not the type of gold you were hoping to find? 1.3596 0.05727 114 81 25 8
883 "Buddha wanted me to tell you he'll be back in thirty of his minutes." 1.3596 0.06636 89 64 18 7
884 You've found me, the last of the 'Dead Sea Shoals' 1.3596 0.06636 89 64 18 7
885 wow, I guess there really is no place left to self isolate 1.3594 0.05289 128 90 30 8
886 First take your boots off. 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
887 So, we meet again! 1.3592 0.05664 103 71 27 5
888 All this way to figure out I’m living in a fishbowl. 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
889 You know, most people just flush us down the toilet. 1.3592 0.05664 103 71 27 5
890 This is starting to feel like a fishing expedition. 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
891 So you were expecting Shangri-la? 1.3590 0.05624 117 83 26 8
892 Don't even think of drinking my water. It hasn't been changed in months. 1.3587 0.06101 92 64 23 5
893 I thought they said a pot of gold 1.3583 0.05650 120 86 25 9
894 ‘Feed my fish?’ she said. ‘Just a pinch now and then,’ she said. 1.3583 0.05265 120 83 31 6
895 So, you survived the climb. Very well. Your training begins tomorrow morning. 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
896 I'd like to give you a hand. 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
897 There are many fish in the sea, true. But there is only one fish in this mountain. 1.3578 0.06047 109 79 21 9
898 Swimmy, not swami! 1.3578 0.05759 109 77 25 7
899 Just relax. He's in the back getting some algae wafers for us to snack on. 1.3577 0.05180 123 85 32 6
900 So even this far away, it can still feel like you are living in a fishbowl. 1.3577 0.05552 123 88 26 9
901 I hope you brought pellets. I hate flake food. 1.3571 0.06022 84 57 24 3
902 I’m sorry, we’re fully booked. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
903 At this height I'm feeling like a fish out of water. 1.3571 0.05459 126 90 27 9
904 Climb the mountain-get past the water monster and we’re home free.” 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
905 You climbed all the way up here to ask a goldfish what it all means?........Really? 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
906 I really thought the carnival wouldn’t find me here. 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
907 Dr. Goldfish, I presume? 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
908 The better question is how am I going to get down from here? 1.3571 0.06022 84 57 24 3
909 Before you ask me anything, I just need to set expectations. 1.3565 0.05268 115 79 31 5
910 I can only offer my global perspective. 1.3565 0.05948 115 84 21 10
911 He’s at Petco, be back in half an hour. 1.3565 0.05550 115 81 27 7
912 I knew this AirBnB was too good to be true. 1.3565 0.05686 115 82 25 8
913 This spot’s taken. 1.3565 0.05686 115 82 25 8
914 That's why you have to pay before you begin climbing. 1.3564 0.05731 101 70 26 5
915 I knew you’d be back, now come inside and kiss me. 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
916 Have you been vaccinated yet? 1.3559 0.05838 118 86 22 10
917 I sure hope that's fish food in your nap sack. 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
918 Oh, I see, that is the answer: “Silence is golden”. 1.3559 0.05838 118 86 22 10
919 Maybe we should play something other than Go Fish next time. 1.3558 0.05620 104 72 27 5
920 I’ve heard of salmon swimming upstream, but… 1.3558 0.05784 104 73 25 6
921 TAKE ME TO YOUR FEEDER. 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
922 The meaning of life? You're looking at it. 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
923 I’m so glad you’re here! I’ve completely forgotten how to get back down. 1.3554 0.05230 121 84 31 6
924 Any news on the fish vaccine? 1.3554 0.05852 121 89 21 11
925 I know there are plenty more fish in the sea 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
926 Now just wait a minute Edmund…think this through. You can’t…you don’t want to — YOU CANT LEAVE ME HERE!! 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
927 One wrong turn and he found the poor-man’s guru: the monk fish. 1.3548 0.06777 93 69 15 9
928 You may enter, but first you must answer three questions. 1.3545 0.05416 110 76 29 5
929 Have you never heard of a fish out of water? 1.3543 0.05306 127 90 29 8
930 I had to get out of the sun. 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
931 Oh no! I forgot his food... 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
932 You just missed him, he was headed down to the aquarium store. 1.3538 0.05106 130 91 32 7
933 Eat more vegetables. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
934 Thanks to your species, this will be under water soon. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
935 Although tired, Dave was pleased to finally reach the worlds highest fairground 1.3537 0.07233 82 61 13 8
936 Oh, you fell off the mountain an hour ago—I’m your spirit guide to the next world. 1.3535 0.06144 99 71 21 7
937 You know there's an escalator at the back? Right? 1.3535 0.06144 99 71 21 7
938 I’m as confused as you are. 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
939 Why—what did you expect a guru to look like? 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
940 On the one hand, I beat you here. On the other hand, nobody will believe you met a talking fish. But you’ll know. 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
941 Ralph realized his cell service was spottier than he thought when he saw it wasn’t a gold mine after all. 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
942 The sign over there says we're 10,000 feet above sea level, but I'm skeptical. 1.3524 0.05410 105 72 29 4
943 Oh well look who's back, Mr."There's plenty more fish in the sea". 1.3524 0.06488 105 79 15 11
944 Long story short, getting flushed down the toilet was the best day of my life. 1.3523 0.06672 88 64 17 7
945 You were probably expecting a hermit crab… 1.3523 0.06473 88 63 19 6
946 The "Gold" and "Bowl" were correct. I 'm sorry the map left out the word "Fish". 1.3523 0.06865 88 65 15 8
947 I'll bet you feel like an idiot about now. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
948 The secret of life is .... oh, no, forgot what I was about to say! 1.3516 0.05497 91 61 28 2
949 The secret to happiness is having no memory. 1.3516 0.05497 91 61 28 2
950 Answers? You think you're the only one around here who wants answers? 1.3516 0.06698 91 67 16 8
951 Well..it's about time! 1.3514 0.05527 111 78 27 6
952 Just two lost souls, swimming in a global hellhole. 1.3514 0.05816 111 80 23 8
953 Sorry to disappoint but the actual phrase is 'there's goldfish in them thar hills'. 1.3511 0.06542 94 69 17 8
954 This is the last time I play Hide and Go Seek with a guppy. 1.3511 0.06183 94 67 21 6
955 the secret to happiness is a short memory 1.3509 0.05429 114 80 28 6
956 Sorry, this cave's taken. 1.3505 0.05870 97 68 24 5
957 He's having his robes washed. 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
958 This dream to become a Monkfish is getting out of hand. 1.3504 0.05335 117 82 29 6
959 I thought the aquarium in Colorado would have more to it than this! 1.3500 0.05389 100 68 29 3
960 The Tao of Fishics 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
961 I don't mind the whole fishbowl thing. It's more like being a big fish in a really small pond. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
962 I'd like to speak to you about your car's extended warranty. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
963 Where's my pizza? 1.3500 0.06416 100 74 17 9
964 The cat is history okay? 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
965 Yes my son, water is life 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
966 Gold is still in the name... 1.3494 0.06734 83 60 17 6
967 You may ask me one question…every three seconds. 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
968 Three seconds of enlightenment is more than most people get. 1.3492 0.05203 126 89 30 7
969 What? You were expecting a guy in a toga on a mat? 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
970 Hello, we’ve been trying to reach you with important news about your bowl’s extend warranty. 1.3491 0.06294 106 79 17 10
971 Tell me, what is the sound of one fin flapping? 1.3488 0.06773 86 63 16 7
972 Well if that's your attitude, you can work it out for yourself. 1.3486 0.05884 109 79 22 8
973 There goes my alone time 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
974 How did you get here before me? 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
975 There's wine and sushi next level up. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
976 You think that was tough? Try mountain climbing when fully submerged in water. 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
977 The genie in a bottle is the next mountain over. I'm Gene in a bowl, I can grant you three fishes. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
978 So, you've come to sleep with the fishes 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
979 Did you remember the castle this time? 1.3482 0.05910 112 82 21 9
980 Whoops I forgot the fish food 1.3478 0.06303 115 88 14 13
981 How many times do I have to tell you, Bob? I need my own space! 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
982 Guru I apologize for the toilet bowl incident. 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
983 Yes, you took a wrong turn at Albuquerque. 1.3475 0.05943 118 88 19 11
984 Forget about it, pal. The sellers already accepted my offer. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
985 Your pilgrimage is important to us. The guru is experiencing unusually demand at this time. Please contemplate my serenity until he becomes available. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
986 No, I'm not the genie in a fish tank, and you're not Aladdin. Get me out of here, we'll talk about a wish later. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
987 Allegory of the cave vs Allegory of the bowl 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
988 ‘… judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree…’ Einstein said? Ha! How ‘bout a MOUNTAIN?! 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
989 Sorry, cave’s taken. 1.3465 0.06361 101 75 17 9
990 I’m just as surprised as you are. 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
991 The lost gold FISH mine. A lot of people get that confused. 1.3465 0.05632 127 94 22 11
992 If you think your climb up here was hard 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
993 It's the only way I can keep the kids from tapping on the glass. 1.3462 0.05426 104 72 28 4
994 Ok, just one sip.... 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
995 I forgive you for flushing me down the toilet when you were but a boy. You said you’d go the ends of the earth to bring me home, and I never lost faith. 1.3458 0.06100 107 79 19 9
996 Bigfoot isn't home right now 1.3458 0.06100 107 79 19 9
997 Behold -- I am the keeper of all wisdom. Or a goldfish. I forget ... 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
998 Welcome to my Penthouse 1.3452 0.05987 84 58 23 3
999 I came here to fish for gold. This is not what I had in mind. 1.3452 0.05987 84 58 23 3
1000 Thank God you’re here. I’d kill for some water. 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
1001 Oh thank God. Food AND water! 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
1002 You forgot your mask, didn't you? 1.3448 0.06135 116 88 16 12
1003 The thinner air really doesn't matter to me.... 1.3448 0.05625 116 84 24 8
1004 Yes, it’s obvious I am a rock cod. 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
1005 No soliciting 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1006 Savage Gill, the mountain lion killer, was real after all. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1007 All our lives spent looking but we all reach the same toilet flush in the end 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1008 -Finally, room service. Can I have the menu? 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
1009 Don’t overfeed thyself. 1.3444 0.05946 90 63 23 4
1010 I’m a fish with an altitude. 1.3444 0.05946 90 63 23 4
1011 Please tell me you brought the ransom money! 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
1012 Where'd you get the water?" "I dunno, my memory is only good for 15 seconds. 1.3444 0.05733 90 62 25 3
1013 This time please get me the regular shaped crackers. 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
1014 I'll reveal the secret to life once you bring me a castle. 1.3441 0.05616 93 64 26 3
1015 Who did you expect to find -- the Dalai Lama? 1.3441 0.06575 93 69 16 8
1016 It was either become a hermit and meditate or be flushed down little Billy’s toilet 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1017 Obviously not the bowl of cherries you expected. 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1018 I hope you're my replacement, I'm really sick of the view from this bowl. 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1019 Why so disappointed.. I am gold. 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1020 I'm here on a foreign exchange program with the eagles. You? 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
1021 I thought they said “there’s GOLD in them thar hills”. I must have missed the fish part! 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
1022 Beat you to it. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
1023 The truth?! You can't handle the truth! 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1024 To reach your inner peak, you must forget everything you know. 1.3429 0.05384 105 73 28 4
1025 By now you have surely learned that the seeker's path is replete with surprises. 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1026 Ohmygod I totally forgot you were coming 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
1027 I knew something there was something fishy about this hike. 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
1028 Did you remember the gravel and the deep sea diver ? 1.3423 0.05651 111 80 24 7
1029 Uncle Bear!!! We have visitors again! 1.3423 0.06204 111 84 16 11
1030 Hope you remembered my pellets. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1031 I can't believe I am still indulging your fear of rising sea levels. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1032 Small place, but the view is out of this world. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1033 Always seeking the meaning of life, Donnie has only one question: "Does a fish know it's in water" 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1034 Dude, you look like a fish out of water! 1.3415 0.05812 82 56 24 2
1035 Say, you didn’t happen to bring any fish food with you, did you? 1.3415 0.06066 82 57 22 3
1036 The old sage is on vacation, but I do tricks. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1037 I wondered where you’d got to. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1038 I hope you brought your own water. 1.3407 0.05682 91 63 25 3
1039 Be the change. . .then change the water. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
1040 Your eyes are on the prize. 1.3407 0.05682 91 63 25 3
1041 He always wags his tail when I get back. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1042 I have been the guardian of the Grail for... 30 seconds. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1043 You wouldn't believe what you have to do to get to the top. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
1044 Ocupado! 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
1045 My wife is becoming suspicious. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1046 At last! My Amazon delivery...! 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1047 Now that we’re finally together again… 1.3400 0.05545 100 70 26 4
1048 For your final challenge, figure this out. 1.3398 0.05264 103 71 29 3
1049 Humans, two caves to the right. 1.3398 0.05441 103 72 27 4
1050 Please just don’t leave me high and dry 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1051 I'll answer your question after you change my water. 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1052 You think THAT was hard? Trying swimming your way up here. 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
1053 I`m filling in for the Guru while he visits his Aunt Yeti" 1.3396 0.04995 106 72 32 2
1054 ...and if you teach a man to BE a fish... 1.3396 0.06126 106 79 18 9
1055 Frank's disappointment was palpable. It was only Waldo's goldfish. 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
1056 i am baby ram bass. baba ram dass is the next mountain over. 1.3394 0.05409 109 77 27 5
1057 How come you manage to remember the milk and eggs, but not the algae and Windex?" 1.3394 0.06144 109 82 17 10
1058 I hope you're not expecting to get any water. 1.3394 0.05409 109 77 27 5
1059 I'm really an enchanted Arabian princess imprisoned here by the evil magician who is now standing just six steps below you. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1060 Ain’t no mountain high enough to escape life in a fishbowl. 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
1061 The secret to life is an unending succession of gullible truth-seekers willing to change my water in exchange for empty platitudes. 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
1062 Sorry, occupied. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1063 Eh...could you step back? You're blocking the view. 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
1064 We're out of milk 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1065 Come on, Jerry. It's not my fault that they're making us go back to the office. 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1066 Well, here's an over-achiever. 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
1067 Oh good, room service? I ordered water a week ago. 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
1068 You were expecting a frog? 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1069 The view gets boring ya know 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1070 At the top it gets lonely 1.3373 0.06006 83 58 22 3
1071 ‘Damn Marvin, you beat me to it again?!’ 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1072 Sorry Larry, I was half way down and knew I was forgetting something 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1073 I’ve had a lot of time to think since you flushed me seventeen years ago 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1074 OH ! how am I going to get that back down without spilling it 1.3371 0.05749 89 62 24 3
1075 You've come all this way to ask... what was your question again? 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1076 You think YOU’RE going in circles? 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1077 They didn't tell you I'd be koi? 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1078 Did you remember to lock the door? 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1079 Dude you are sooo high 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1080 Greetings and welcome to Hotel on the Mountain. Do you have a reservation? 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1081 Are you the UBER Climber I called for? 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1082 - Goldie, your hide-an-seek skills are off the charts 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1083 Guru Patel asked me to look after the seekers while he is away at Club Med. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1084 It's lonely at the top. 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
1085 ‘… and to miss one letter in the hashtag’ 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1086 Took you long enough, you’d think I’d have legs by now 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1087 Welcome to the sacred cave. A wizard will be with you shortly. Please stay on the ledge. 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1088 You guys are great! I ordered the plankton only 10 minutes ago. 1.3364 0.06231 110 84 15 11
1089 He's on vacation. Can I do anything to help you? 1.3364 0.05368 110 78 27 5
1090 Ah. You have traveled far on your quest for life's meaning. I won't be koi. Always remember: carp-e diem. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1091 Yeah Yeah I know, you weren't expecting "Q" to be a gold fish 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1092 Can you go back and bring me a castle? 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
1093 Guppy here. Guru gone. 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1094 So the secret is "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, swim like a fish?" 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
1095 I said, "Read my lips". 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1096 That's the one question I don't have the answer to. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1097 I told you that I'd beat you! 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
1098 Don't play Koi with me, you're the one Perched up here. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
1099 I’m what you call, a Goal Fish. 1.3333 0.06567 96 73 14 9
1100 It was at that instant he realized he was climbing the Carp-athians 1.3333 0.07027 81 61 13 7
1101 If I could remember, I'd tell you. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1102 I'm a Goldfish. The Monkfish is on the other mountain. 1.3333 0.05183 105 73 29 3
1103 You can come down now,there is a vaccine for Covid . 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1104 The secret is lowered expectations. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1105 Found you ! Now it’s my turn to hide. 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
1106 You aren't the first to come fishing for enlightenment. 1.3333 0.05819 87 61 23 3
1107 Yes, you’ve been catfished!” 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1108 Next time, you ask about sea level. 1.3333 0.05172 111 78 29 4
1109 When I said, "I wanted a cave," I meant INSIDE my bowl. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1110 Formerly I was a fish out of water. 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1111 Take me to your koi pond, and I'll grant you three wishes. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1112 What you're looking for is already inside your back pack 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
1113 It was an AHI moment 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
1114 You made it. I’m your pot of gold. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1115 Hurry,get me down before the cat comes back. 1.3333 0.05561 99 70 25 4
1116 I hope you didn’t bring a ping pong ball. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1117 I find this type of oxygen tank much easier for climbing. 1.3333 0.06102 75 52 21 2
1118 So you thought you could leave me behind, huh? 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1119 I'm not THAT thirsty 1.3333 0.05819 87 61 23 3
1120 No, I'm Fred. Last I heard, Nemo was in a dentist's office in Sidney. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1121 With a 6 second memory, I’m always in the present. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1122 What? You were expecting maybe a Cat in a Hat? Deal with it . . . 1.3333 0.05819 87 61 23 3
1123 Yes, my friend. I am the meaning of life 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1124 Adventures in petsitting. 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
1125 Before you ask, I don’t remember. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1126 Congratulations. You have followed the path seldom taken and discovered the secret to finding nirvana. The body switching will commence in 5, 4... 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1127 You are searching for some sense of belonging too? 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1128 You’ll be safe here. I’m going now, wish me luck. 1.3333 0.06086 81 57 21 3
1129 It’s about time, Bob. 1.3333 0.06421 99 75 15 9
1130 Really, Mikethetraveller1585? Is that what you call simple and honest? 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1131 Trust me, pal, it's true... once you reach this summit and the world finds out, you'll live your life in a fish bowl." 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1132 This wasn't mentioned in Trip Advisor. 1.3302 0.05800 106 78 21 7
1133 It turns out that life is not a bowl of cherries. 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1134 Welcome to the sushi bar. How many in your party? 1.3302 0.05315 106 75 27 4
1135 Nobody expects it to be the wise gold fish on the mountain 1.3302 0.05800 106 78 21 7
1136 Congrats, you’ve just hit sea level. 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1137 Don't be thirsty! 1.3301 0.06075 103 77 18 8
1138 Finding Nemo gets harder each time. 1.3301 0.06075 103 77 18 8
1139 Oh hello! The meaning of life is— Oh, hello! The meaning of life is— 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
1140 What do you mean the Dodgers moved to Los Angeles?? 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1141 Life is just a Cartoon Contest. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1142 Sorry, out-of-the-bowl thinking isn't my strength. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1143 I bet you thought flushing got rid of me. 1.3298 0.05534 94 66 25 3
1144 I get that it was no walk in the park for you to get here, but the thing is that when you live in a fish bowl there is no secret. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1145 I’m glamping. What are you doing here? 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1146 Congratulations! You have ascended to the peak of befuddlement. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1147 Oh wow - I’ve only ever seen a hermit crab 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1148 This seems fishy 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1149 It was then that John realized he had been gold fished yet again on a dating app 1.3297 0.06640 91 69 14 8
1150 No this is the swimmy atop the mountain; the swami is two mountains over 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1151 My secret? Hydrate? 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1152 Sorry Bob but I just had to get away but I knew you’d track me down anyway. 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
1153 Huh?!? This is fishy! 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
1154 Unfortunately for Johnathan, his worn map led him to the Enlightenment of the CODS 1.3295 0.07178 88 69 9 10
1155 Do you mind? You’re blocking my view. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
1156 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1157 The yogi went fishing. Carp Diem. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1158 Sigh...Of course, another white male savior. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1159 To drink or not to drink 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
1160 When the old miner said “there’s gold in them thar hills” I thought he meant the metal kind ! 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1161 Oh good some filtered water & trail mix 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1162 On today’s episode of Shark Week… 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
1163 Lama's is one cave over. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1164 I'm his emotional support fish. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1165 I'm the intern. If your question isn't profound, I'll answer it. 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
1166 So we meet again, Jeffrey. 1.3279 0.04720 122 85 34 3
1167 God! I’m thirsty! 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1168 ‘“You misread your map, it says there are gold fish, not gold, in these here hills’ ‘ 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1169 At last! I'm so hungry and thirsty. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1170 Don’t you ever run away again 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1171 Answer a few questions, get a little notoriety and the next thing you know you're living in a fishbowl. 1.3269 0.05541 104 75 24 5
1172 What am I doing here?" This is my house. What are YOU doing here 1.3267 0.05095 101 70 29 2
1173 Forget about the meaning of life. Teach me to swim in a circle. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1174 I beat you! You owe me 5 bucks. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1175 I'm as surprised as you are! 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
1176 this is not what I signed up for when I said I wanted to go fishing 1.3265 0.06611 98 76 12 10
1177 Welcome to Mer-vana. 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1178 Damn! This "Into the Wild" thing is so overestimated... 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1179 Strive beyond being a big fish in a small pond. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1180 rough climb, huh? Tell me all about it 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1181 Just a small sip? 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1182 Where did you find the water? 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1183 This is my day as a fish. I will philosophize tomorrow. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1184 An oracle without memory… Perfect for our times! 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1185 As the confusion dissipated, it became clear to Aidan that heightsunknown.com was a complete scam. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1186 It was then Fred learned that a pet for the kids is the parent's responsibility. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1187 I hope you are from Amazon, I’m completely out of food! 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1188 Go fish! 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1189 Figures. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1190 I hope you remembered my food this time. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1191 Go forth and eat meat only. 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
1192 The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single swish. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1193 Sorry. I'm a fish. I've got nothing. 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1194 Evolution isn’t all it’s cracked up to be! 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1195 Who’s going to believe this fish story? 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1196 Just when you think you're away from the fish bowl 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1197 Don’t tap the glass. 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
1198 Mask up. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1199 I'm a Tibetan Monkfish 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1200 This is what you came for? 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1201 Shhh. Don’t reveal my hiding place. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1202 Yes, I live in a fishbowl, but it's surprisingly private. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1203 Well, it's better than "because it's there." 1.3241 0.05066 108 76 29 3
1204 Try as he might, Steve could never escape the insurance-selling animals. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1205 Fish walked on dry land millions of years ago; you think we quit there? 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1206 Finally! Someone to talk to…. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1207 Yes, I brought the flakes. Duh. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1208 Well, I guess it's technically gold. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1209 The new Indiana Jones film had some serious budget issues 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
1210 Fishing for the truth about life? 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1211 Love your neighbor, 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1212 And just like that…we weren’t alone 1.3229 0.05021 96 66 29 1
1213 I missed you. People on Earth are crazy. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1214 Only if you have been in the deepest stomach, can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1215 In a few more years you won't ask how I got here. 1.3226 0.05332 93 65 26 2
1216 You've found your sole. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1217 I know, I know. You were expecting to see an old man with a beard. Get over it, and just ask your question. I ain't got all day. 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1218 Confucius say: "The gold you seek different from what you find." 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1219 Remember—hydration up here is key. 1.3226 0.04658 124 87 34 3
1220 No one has to know, just make a wish. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1221 Are you from around here? 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1222 Lesson one... breathing. 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1223 I saw a hole when the tide went out and the rest is history 1.3222 0.05659 90 64 23 3
1224 Damn, I thought they said there was GOLD in them thar hills... 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1225 Mommy, daddy's home! 1.3222 0.06672 90 69 13 8
1226 The key to life: hydrate and oxygenate. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1227 The meaning of life? I never even knew the meaning of "lake" 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1228 The wise man is in the john and will be right back. I'm his emotional support goldfish Larry. 1.3218 0.06640 87 66 14 7
1229 We request that air-breathing visitors wear masks. 1.3218 0.05543 87 61 24 2
1230 I was expecting a drone delivery.” 1.3218 0.05543 87 61 24 2
1231 The lesser known Donner cousin,Earl,preferred sushi. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1232 I’m cave diving. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1233 OK, I do get that reaction a lot… 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1234 I told you I would be back for you. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1235 You want a piece of wisdom? OK, be one with the ocean. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1236 You didn’t forget to pack fish flakes, did you? 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1237 I'm a Koi, Roy. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1238 Bill was conflicted. Friend or food? 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1239 I did not expect global warming to hit us so hard, buddy, but I think you are safe now 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1240 Ok I need you to write this down, just received the revelation. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1241 Taking phishing to new heights 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
1242 Live in the moment. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
1243 Halt! Vegans only beyond this point. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1244 Tell me you’re thirsty, without telling me you’re thirsty 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1245 Got worms? 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1246 So the answer to all this is live in your own bubble 1.3205 0.05623 78 54 23 1
1247 I’ll be swimming in the ocean as soon as the sea level gets up here. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1248 High Tide Today! 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1249 This wasn't the kind of gold I was expecting to find at the end of the tunnel. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1250 You may find the meaning of life hard to swallow. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1251 It is a pot and I am gold so, technically you weren't misled. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1252 The secret of happiness? Fresh water in my bowl. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1253 Who were you expecting to see, the Dali Lama? 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1254 Hey! You’ve been out there. Is the rising sea level getting close yet? 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1255 You were expecting what? 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1256 I thought you'd never get here. I need someone to stare at me. 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1257 After a long search, an intrepid hunter finds the Abominable Goldfish. 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1258 I shouldn’t have given you a head start! 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1259 I can only offer you words of fishdom! 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1260 Yes, I am the one whom you seek. But you must first bring me goldfish food and a change of water. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1261 You were expecting the Fountain of Youth? 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1262 I imagine that right about now you're feeling a little foolish. 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1263 The bowl is half full. That's as good as it gets these days. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1264 The world is your aquarium. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
1265 Yes I did use to be a very old man with a beard, but this s my sixth reincarnation. 1.3191 0.05498 94 67 24 3
1266 Give a man a fish…. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1267 What are you looking at? It’s salt water 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1268 You're here to clean my bowl, right? 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1269 I hope you got the order right. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1270 The moment I realized that I forgot to bring the fish food. 1.3187 0.06608 91 70 13 8
1271 Welcome. I'll be your guide on this spelunking tour. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1272 ..and then they flushed me, and the next thing you know, "poof!" , I'm up here giving advise to losers like you. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1273 Finally …You’d forget your head if it wasn’t screwed on ! 1.3187 0.06608 91 70 13 8
1274 I’ll tell you again, Mike, that woman didn’t need you and I didn’t need that bicycle. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1275 After years of seeking enlightenment Jacque finally meets the true golden idol... 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1276 Sorry, this VRBO is mine for the week. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1277 What were you expecting, a yogi? 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1278 There is no "Grand Purpose", but you did get your steps in. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1279 Keep moving, pal. I paid a LOT for this view. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1280 Look Jim - I didn't mean to eat our friend. You were away for so long and I ran out of fish food. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1281 Thou canst not be false to thyself, pilgrim. Please place $100 in my fishbowl and be on your way. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1282 Weren't you here 3 seconds ago. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1283 Bear Grylls spots dinner 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
1284 How far does one have to go to get some privacy? 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
1285 We need to talk about the cat. 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
1286 Last time I petsit for the local guru. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1287 I’m the runner-up prize. That first guy took all the gold. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1288 What? Fish can be sages. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1289 The regular guy is working from home today. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
1290 Congratulations, you have made it to sea level! 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1291 I hope you remembered to pick up some milk. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1292 Yeah, so this is fish mountain, not wish mountain. No worries, it happens a lot. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1293 I know. Voting is getting harder. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1294 He’s out walking the dog. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1295 You got anything better? 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1296 Just when you think you’re the first. 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1297 Don't bother saying it. You forgot my food. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1298 You're looking for a wise old man? Who would be stupid enough to live up here? 1.3163 0.06583 98 77 11 10
1299 For some fish food, I'll tell you a great story about how I got here. 1.3158 0.06568 95 74 12 9
1300 Worst advice I was ever given? “Dive Right In!” 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1301 'The secret to eternal happiness is to... keep climbing.' 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1302 And you're not wearing a mask because...? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1303 I'm a Pisces, you're a Gemini, it'll never work. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1304 Two aquariums. One tiny and one much bigger. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1305 Hey man, find your own water. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1306 You must be wondering why I’ve brought you here 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1307 You were expecting maybe Depak Chopra? 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1308 They were slightly wrong about the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1309 Can you believe this view…Can you believe this view! 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1310 Sorry buddy, but they said I couldn’t dump you in the lake when we got tired of cleaning your bowl. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1311 Remember to manage your expectations. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1312 As if living in a fishbowl isn't hard enough, now I have to take care of an uninvited guest. 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
1313 It’s about time you got here. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1314 Make it quick, I have a six second attention span. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1315 Do me a favor, and flush me down the toilet next time 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1316 Did you bring fish food? 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1317 I've peed in the water. 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1318 Spent my entire adult life in the quest to get into a Roz Chast cartoon. Where did I go wrong? 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
1319 Excuse me I’m meditating! 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1320 I told the other guys I knew you'd come back"! 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1321 Why did I agree to feed my neighbor's fish while they are on vacation? 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1322 You talkin’ to me? 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1323 Get a fish they said. They cannot run away they said. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1324 No allegory here, Dave 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1325 Darn, just another phishing scam. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1326 You just missed him. He's performing at Coachella tonight. 1.3137 0.05210 102 73 26 3
1327 The secret? Don’t be a fish out of water. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1328 I call it glamping. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1329 Some kind of weird existential metaphor, man. 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
1330 Whaddya mean, the meaning of life is dried crickets? 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1331 Welcome. You look surprised. 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1332 You might have splashed around or something when you saw me packing up! 1.3133 0.05667 83 59 22 2
1333 After single-handedly climing his way to the top, Brandon finally found himself nearly in reach of his coveted Gold-in-Globe. 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1334 I hope you brought lunch 1.3133 0.05667 83 59 22 2
1335 Swami, swimmi, you take what you can get. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1336 What were you expecting - a bowl of cherries? 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1337 Here you are 1.3133 0.06841 83 64 12 7
1338 My bowl is filled with hikers' tears. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1339 Do not wish to be all seeing in your next incarnation. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1340 A sunny pleasure-dome with fish of gold! 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1341 It's about time you Amazon people got here with my fish food order. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1342 Better late then never. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1343 I'm not the type of pot of gold you were hoping to find up here? 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1344 Just tell them we met at a carnival. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1345 Careful, the air is pretty thin up here. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1346 The answer is water. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1347 The Old Wiseman has gone for coffee. Need any fishy advice? 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1348 I was expecting a pot of gold 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1349 Sorry for making you wait out here, Goldie. You know we can’t trust Tabby when I have to go to the dentist. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1350 And that's when Bob realized altitude sickness was setting in 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
1351 I’d offer you some water but I just pooped in it. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1352 well, it's about time; I haven't eaten in days! 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1353 In Peter's mind there were two possibilities...Wise old fish of the mountain top or sushi. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1354 The meaning of life is getting a steady supply of fish food flakes. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1355 putting you back, now that the pandemic is over 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1356 Don’t even THINK about it. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1357 What took you so long? I'm hungry! 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1358 I told you I would leave if you kept that annoying cat around.” 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1359 Ah! The pot of gold......fish. 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1360 I found enlightenment. Now I want a pink castle. 1.3111 0.05392 90 64 24 2
1361 Bob suddenly realizing he'd never seen a flying fish before. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1362 Don’t even think it. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1363 No, I’m his receptionist. He has an opening at 2:15 - can you come back then? 1.3108 0.07434 74 58 9 7
1364 Don't even think about drinking my bowl water...I'll bite your lips off! 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1365 Did you bring the Chardonnay? 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1366 Huh, I didn’t think phishing scams would be quite so literal. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1367 Don't tell me they were out of fish food again! 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1368 What did you expect, a hermit crab? 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1369 What were you expecting, a guru? 1.3103 0.05498 87 62 23 2
1370 Told you I’d get here first. 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
1371 Yeah, ok, I'm not a holy man. You've been catfished. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1372 You made it, traveler. The secret to life is... damn, I forgot. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1373 You think you had a difficult climb....? 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1374 Found you! My turn to hide. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1375 GoldFISH in them thar hills. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1376 Wisdom of the day: Carp-y Diem 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1377 Bet you didn't know this is where the sewer leads to 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1378 We’re gonna need a bigger fishbowl. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1379 Small world! 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
1380 Hang on ... are you vaccinated? 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
1381 Yo,Sir Hillary. Try doing it in a bowl! 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1382 Table for one Sir? 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1383 Hey, didn’t you get my text?! 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1384 Alright, alright, alright! 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1385 I didn't realise that pet sitters covered this area 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1386 And did this "Plato" leave any fish food outside of the cave? 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1387 And best of all about this picturesque view—no cats in sight. 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
1388 Sorry. You only get one question. 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
1389 Live every 5 seconds like they are your last. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1390 Ishmaels quest for enlightenment comes to an abrupt end 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
1391 Where's sea-level? 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1392 I'm not the fish out of water. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1393 Password? 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1394 You know, it's been almost 2 billion years since the river deposited me in this bottle. Boy! Can I tell you stories, but I want to speak to an agent first. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1395 I hope you’ve had time to think about your behavior. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1396 For those seeking enlightenment, I am a metaphor - or a practical joke. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1397 I’m going to forget this in about five seconds so go with any story you like 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1398 Why this? I just got tired of people staring at me all day. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1399 It's taken, and where is you mask? 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1400 The key to happiness? Short memory. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1401 Masks are optional if you're fully vaccinated. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1402 The moment of realization that enlightenment was just going to be more trouble than it was worth. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1403 Wrong mountain. I'm just a fish." 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1404 They call me "Swimmy" — "Swami" is the next cave over. 1.3077 0.07140 78 61 10 7
1405 Because the air's so thin I can't make bubbles. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1406 That took longer than 30 minutes. I'm not paying full price for that fish food pizza. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1407 Your last fish food sucked. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1408 Did you bring along a friend for me? 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
1409 I’m beating the real estate rush before the sea level rises. 1.3077 0.06172 65 46 18 1
1410 I found the last fish left in the world 1.3077 0.07140 78 61 10 7
1411 When an ordinary man attains knowledge he becomes a sage, but when a sage attains understanding, every so often, he becomes a fish. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1412 Thank God for that! I'm dying of thirst. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1413 Reincarnation problem. Don’t ask. Sill got wisdom and all that, though. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1414 Forget everything you've ever heard about overfeeding goldfish. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1415 My advice to you? First, believe everything a ventriloquist's pet fish tells you. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1416 You forgot to feed me so many times, I decided to move out. 1.3068 0.06734 88 69 11 8
1417 He had read goldfish were an invasive species. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1418 Seriously Bob, in this housing market we need to be open minded. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1419 There be gold(fish) in them thar hills! 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1420 Sorry that you had to travel so far, but in this housing market, this was the only place I could afford. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1421 Wadja expect; lobster? 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1422 I hope you brought some real fish food. The last wisdom seeker just brought some unleavened bread. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1423 At least it's not a bear? 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1424 So, if I understand you correctly, the secret to life is "glub"? 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
1425 I know...it makes no sense to me, either... 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1426 Sheila? It’s me Rob, from Tinder. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1427 I never imagined that re-finding Nemo was going to be this hard 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1428 Feed me. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1429 Hope you’re not as hungry as you look! 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1430 you’re not very smart, are you 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1431 Yes, those bones in the cave is Carl… Look, I know, this looks weird but we ran out of food and he got the short straw. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1432 Hello Frank, I’ve been expecting you 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1433 Sorry, already booked 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1434 Welcome to your beginning 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1435 If you run away from home one more time…….. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1436 Whatever your question, the answer is ‘Fish Food' 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1437 Yes, Bob, I too needed a post-pandemic vacation with a mountain view. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1438 Tommy discovered that his dying goldish he flushed down the toilet a child, had now become the meaning of life. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1439 I decided to downsize. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1440 I was hoping for a pot of gold, but whatever. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1441 Do you have any threes? 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1442 You don't look too happy to see me John. 1.3056 0.05950 108 84 15 9
1443 One of us should live. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1444 Sure, I can take your question, as long as it's about water or flake food. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1445 Life’s secret is not to become a fish out of water. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1446 You forgot my food? 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1447 It's not 42? 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1448 Don't worry, I'm not invasive. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1449 Just wait 'til you see the paintings. Early ichthyoid! 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1450 The monk went to the bar. He said he was tired of being in quarantine and left me in charge. What do you want to know? 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1451 This is the last time I’ll ever offer to do a guru a favor. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1452 Give up? 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1453 The answer to it all? Go fish. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1454 Excuse me? I’m taking a bath here! 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
1455 You didn't bring any Things with you, did you? 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1456 No scaling. 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
1457 Restroom’s around back. AROUND BACK. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1458 Turns out the Cat in the Hat has a dark side 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
1459 I forgot the fish food. 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
1460 I too, am a Pisces. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
1461 Sorry, wrong cave. I was looking for the hermit crab. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
1462 So you thought you could move without my knowing, heh 1.3038 0.07059 79 62 10 7
1463 I’ve just climbed one big metaphor only to find another, smaller metaphor. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1464 Enlightenment? That's only on our Premium Health Plan. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1465 We’re just two lost souls… 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1466 This isn’t what I had in mind when the guide said I’d be scaling the mountain 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1467 I see you took the long way up 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1468 Dangit, they got me this time, “there is gold in them there hills.” 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1469 Well well well, now look who’s getting flushed. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1470 The answer to life is to only remember back three seconds. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1471 Well my climb doesn't seem so impressive now. 1.3034 0.06856 89 71 9 9
1472 I hope you’re a Pisces… 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1473 What do you mean? I always come here for the summer. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1474 Better than the toilet bowl am I right 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1475 It was either scale this mountain or get flushed down the toilet. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1476 Bet a mountain cave is the last place you thought you'd find Nemo. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1477 He's at lunch. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1478 where everyone see a fish, I see water 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1479 You really don't want my worldview. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1480 And here I'd hoped the answer would be a bowl of cherries 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
1481 Let me guess - your office isn’t reopening after all. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1482 I didn't mean it as an insult, I don't have a filter. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1483 I thought this was Pikes Peak. 1.3026 0.07260 76 60 9 7
1484 Living-fish," I presume 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
1485 Fifth grade science class, remember me? 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
1486 Know thyself. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1487 Fish: Don’t come. Do not come. Man: I’m gonna come. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1488 Hey ! Even you left Cali huh 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1489 Brian did not realize the pot of gold would be to this scale as he finally arrived at the end of the rainbow. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1490 Enough of this yoga business, I am here to take you back home! 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
1491 True wisdom comes to those who present their guru with a battery-powered aerator. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1492 Great!!! Food & Water!!! 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
1493 You shouldn’t have stopped listening to the guide after hearing the word “gold”? 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1494 Welcome! As you’ll see, the view was worth my dragging this bowl up with me. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1495 I can't tell you the meaning of life, but you can enjoy the view. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1496 But the Master said, “There’s always a bigger fish” 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1497 I hope you're aware that it's strictly "catch and release" up here. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
1498 Infinity is in a drop of water. Don't drown. 1.3021 0.05155 96 69 25 2
1499 I hope you remembered the fish flakes this time! 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1500 Teach a man to fish… 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1501 On your way back, could you get me one of those cool underwater castles? 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1502 My wisdom seems a lot more infinite than it really is. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
1503 I can't believe you didn't bring my little castle. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1504 The first step was the hardest. 1.3014 0.07475 73 58 8 7
1505 This was a lucky encounter as Jeff was extremely dehydrated. Hopefully the climber had a canteen. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1506 Because caves don't have toilets. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1507 He’s gone to get some fish food. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1508 Yes Pilgrim … the Grail you seek is back behind that sacrificial alter thingy … but first, do you have any of the those little pellets? 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1509 Water is the meaning of life fool. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1510 You're early! 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1511 Are you the Amazon delivery driver? I’m almost out of food! 1.3009 0.05745 113 88 16 9
1512 Mountaineer selects wrong path. Guru metaphorically directs him to Go Fish. 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1513 Please tell me you’re a vegetarian 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1514 Is this all there is? 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1515 I'm the gold you're fishing for. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1516 I don't give a carp. Get lost, climbin' man! 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1517 Thank God you're here. My water needs changing. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1518 You thought you were the one who got away 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1519 It was kind of depressing: Wherever he went he found these abandoned Pandemic Pets. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
1520 I thought I left it here. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1521 And you thought YOU had a tough climb... 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1522 After years of exploring the wilderness,David has found the meaning of his last 10 years buying backpacking equipment from Academy: a goldfish. 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1523 Darn. Thought you were Amazon. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1524 Welcome! I'm the idiom you came to escape 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1525 Don't tell me you forget the little plastic castle. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1526 Have some fun before you become a floater." 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1527 '42!' The damned answer is '42!' 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1528 What kept you? 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
1529 Suspend your disbelief. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1530 You expected a lamp” 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1531 Why didn’t you take the elevator? 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1532 The Beta fish: social distancing before it was cool 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1533 Darn! The old legend said a pot of gold. 1.2990 0.05112 97 70 25 2
1534 The answer to life? Float above it. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1535 What’s more surprising - a fish bowl on a mountain top or a talking fish? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1536 It was then that Chad realized that “El pez Dorado” did not mean “The Lost City of Gold.” 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1537 Hi! I would really like a forever home. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1538 Fascinating to be in water and above sea level at the same time! 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1539 Will grant enlightenment for fish flakes 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1540 Welcome back John! You can start by bringing me up to speed on the sea level rising issue. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1541 Don't you dare complain about lunch being late! Didn't I warn you that there are trade-offs moving to a place with a spectacular view? 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1542 The path to enlightenment? Fuhgettaboutit. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1543 Remember, a flush is only a temporary state. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1544 It's a long story. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1545 I came here for secluded sunsets, and you're ruining it. 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
1546 It's cherries. Sorry, I ate them! 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
1547 Sorry, I meant to say get the flakes in the BLUE bottle. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
1548 Say what you need to say but know I’ll forget you in 10 seconds. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1549 Only one of us is getting out of here alive. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1550 Technically Carassius Auratus, but you can call me 'Bubbles' " 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1551 Were you expecting a yeti? 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1552 He then realized everything he had worked for in life was carp. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1553 Feel like you’re going in circles? 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1554 Welcome,Grasshopper! You have mastered the third level! 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1555 You can have a drink if you keep your teeth clenched. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1556 Congratulations human. Go on; make your wish. 1.2976 0.06728 84 66 11 7
1557 Bubbles the goldfish, once again, beats all comers to the summit! 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1558 It really is a small world after all. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1559 Don’t succumb to your desire to drink. Instead focus on…um… hey look at that condor over there! 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1560 Not exactly the pot of gold I have been searching for 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1561 You win! You can choose me or a stuffed animal. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1562 Holy sh*t! A goldfish! 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1563 I'm working remotely. 1.2973 0.05685 74 53 20 1
1564 They keep sending new guys to change my water. 1.2973 0.05685 74 53 20 1
1565 I need my water changed. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1566 ... and yet sadly, in the years to come the gold fish would not be able to remember beating Hillary up the mountain. 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
1567 ‘’ Don’t panic, this just means the ayahuasca is working ’’ 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1568 So this is how you avoid wearing a mask? 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1569 Ted Lasso was right. Be the Goldfish. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1570 He's on vacation, but I can help you. By the way, do you happen to have any fish food, he's been gone for a week. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1571 Stay in school. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1572 Of course the Universe is a fish bowl! What did you think--a terrarium? 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1573 Sorry, I’m thirsty! 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1574 Why do men climb mountains? 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1575 This is a little fishy 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1576 Is this what they mean by high seas? 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1577 Don’t worry little buddy, I’m fully vaccinated. 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1578 Don't worry, I will Save you.! 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1579 Thank goodness,I can fill my canteen! 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1580 AND, YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS HARD ? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1581 I got here first. I win! 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1582 The wind is really picking up! 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1583 Carp diem. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1584 Oh, there you are Barbara! 1.2958 0.05812 71 51 19 1
1585 They said there was gold in them there hills... 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1586 Fish again! 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1587 I'll bet you thought you'd never see me again after flushing that toilet. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1588 These carnival games are getting harder. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1589 You have done well to make it this far. For your next trial you must remember to clean my bowl once a week. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1590 well what did you expect 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1591 You cannot choose your bowl, but you can choose the direction you swim. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1592 I don't know if I'm seeing things or you are. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1593 He's in the back. For God's sake don't bring up politics! 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1594 Yes, I'm the bowl of goldfish at the end of the trek. 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
1595 It was you all along... 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1596 You’re back! 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1597 Herby, this is the last time I’m going to rescue you. 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
1598 Me too, because it was there. 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
1599 I know what you're thinking: "Something seems fishy...." 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1600 This is not what I expected when I was told that there was gold at the end of this journey. 1.2949 0.05508 78 56 21 1
1601 Step-off. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1602 I said the kids would love a dog, she said no it has to be this particular goldfish. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1603 The good news is, we seem to have plateaued. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1604 A goldfish’s memory is 10sec” ~ Ted Lasso meaning you will have forgotten how hard the journey was getting to the top. Now you can focus on being where you are. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1605 Can you tell me when is high tide? 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1606 Think of me as a white whale, but for hikers. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1607 Same here -- I came to escape. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1608 The Answer is: I had a guy bring me up here. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1609 I looked everywhere for you! . 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1610 There's goldfish in them there hills 1.2941 0.05246 85 61 23 1
1611 No, Gurudude's in Maui. I'm just house sitting. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
1612 My liquidity has caved. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1613 I knew the meaning of life three seconds ago. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1614 Did you bring flakes? 1.2941 0.05246 85 61 23 1
1615 You wouldn't by any chance have one of those little ceramic castles with you, would you? 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
1616 Your subscription to The New Yorker will expire in 7 months. We need your renewal confirmation RIGHT NOW! 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1617 Welcome to my pied-à-terre. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1618 I told you I'd come back for you! 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1619 Your accomplishment is impressive too. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1620 I promised I would release you into the wild 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1621 It’s too late, David. I’ve seen it all and I’m not coming home. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1622 I heard goldfish were an invasive species, but I didn't think it was this bad... 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1623 The Meaning of Life? Fish gotta' swim. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1624 I'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1625 I knew there was something fishy 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1626 Meaning of life? No clue, but I'll perform a card trick for your troubles. 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
1627 Climate change. 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
1628 I was planning to self isolate, but I see you have beaten me to it. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1629 Well, at least I won the carnival game. 1.2927 0.07257 82 67 6 9
1630 Scavenger Hunt... 2020 edition. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1631 I hope the fish food you brought is vegan. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
1632 Seriously? You came all this way just to meet a talking goldfish? 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1633 Don’t be so surprised - millions of years ago, this was just an ocean bed 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1634 I knew the meaning of life but I forgot it. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1635 You are our 435th visitor today 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1636 I’m out of my element, but at least I took the high ground. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1637 Perfect, water and a snack. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1638 What a relief! I thought you had been flushed! 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1639 What? You were expecting some old hippie in a robe? Whatever. Anyway, that's the meaning of life. And, feed the fish. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1640 I forgot 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1641 I hope the trip to go back for my water conditioner wasn't too inconvenient! 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1642 Look, I ain’t the Dalai Lama, but I do operate a global non-profit think tank. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1643 So you know, I'm not into sharing. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1644 I'm the Friday special. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1645 Oh, do you mean the old hermit crab that used to live here? 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1646 No, I definitely said latte WITH soy milk... 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1647 Well, that certainly isn’t the kind of gold I was expecting. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1648 This is not the pot of gold I was expecting. 1.2913 0.05955 103 81 14 8
1649 Larry discovers the meaning of everything is actually not a big deal. 1.2913 0.05955 103 81 14 8
1650 Please tell me you packed fish food. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1651 I guess I don't have the right address 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1652 There is something fishy about this " Stairway To Heaven " thing . 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1653 For all your climbing, happiness was in your own bowl all along. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1654 Yes, the altitude stunted my growth. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1655 Are you asking what took me so long? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1656 FYI- I peed in here. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1657 The meaning of life is… the meaning of life is… 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1658 If you say there's something fishy about this cave, I will kill you. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1659 Believe me, the sea level will not rise this high. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1660 I changed my mind. I want the extra-crispy fish food. Can you go back? 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1661 So that's where you were hiding. 1.2907 0.05196 86 62 23 1
1662 Sorry sir,you must wear a mask to enter 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1663 The meaning of life -- ? You might as well ask how any of us got here. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
1664 It gives new meaning to the idea of "going for the gold." 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1665 No, I'm a goldfish, what do I know? 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
1666 Hi stranger. My name is 'Wanda'" 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1667 You should have suspected there was something fishy when they told you that you would find a Gold Mine up here. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1668 What? You were expecting a burning bush? 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1669 Told you I’d beat you up here…. Now give me my twenty bucks. 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
1670 You must be the beta tester. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
1671 I forgot to bring fish food 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1672 I’m quarantined. What are YOU doing here? 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
1673 I knew I left you somewhere. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1674 Came for the solitude...but stayed for the thin air. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1675 Yep, the source of all happiness is to stay in your frikin bowl. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1676 The greatest enlightenment is to laugh at yourself. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1677 Nemo! 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1678 The meaning of existence is . . . Ichthyology. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1679 I'm not the vessel your looking for... 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1680 We meet at last, Sir Edmund. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1681 The secret to life is a goldfish bowl...I think...well I'm not really sure because I am limited to circular reasoning. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1682 Don't try to be Koi with me! 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1683 Okay, here it is: Am I the cause of climate change? Do I start pointless wars? Stop evolving. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1684 They call me Swimmy Swami. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1685 Catch-and-Release is the path to true happiness. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1686 As a guru all I do is remind people that at least they’re not confined to a bowl. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1687 While you may find "Nemo" you may not possess "Nemo." 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1688 I thought the ocean would look bigger from here. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1689 I even gave you a head start and I still beat your anthropoid ass. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1690 I knew I would find you here 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1691 Reads one too many articles about incorporating exercise into daily chores. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1692 Curses, they said I'd find gold and all I get is a fish yapping something about 'three wishes'! 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1693 Finally. I was beginning to feel I should have called Grubhub. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1694 You didn’t happen to see a guy with a can of fish food on your way up, did you? 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1695 The secret to a happy existence is having your water changed every three days. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1696 Need a drink? 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1697 The secret of life? That's the other mountain. This one's for the secret of keeping your kid's goldfish alive longer than a week. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1698 It's solitary, but I still feel like I'm in a fishbowl. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1699 Welcome to the Water Reclamation Office. How can we not help you?" #newyorkercartoon 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1700 I told you baby, there ain’t no mountain high enough. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1701 Turn round and you will behold all the kingdoms of the world. I will give you all their authority and splendor, if you will but worship me. The last guy refused, but I've got a good feeling about you. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1702 You have reached the gold at the end of the rainbow. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
1703 Amenities? Well, let's start with 360-degree views and a private infinity pool. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
1704 I don’t know why people complain about high altitude, I feel great! 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1705 Weren’t you here 3 minutes ago? 1.2881 0.06419 59 43 15 1
1706 I dunno. Who feeds you? 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
1707 Help—I don’t want to die here! 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
1708 What'd you expect for $10? Lobster? 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1709 You're probably thinking that you are hallucinating from the altitude... 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1710 This was still easier than that ping pong ball thing at the fair. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1711 Sorry dude. Richard Branson got here first. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1712 They kept saying I wasn’t the only fish in the sea, so I became the only fish on the mountain. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1713 Do you have a permit for that water? 1.2877 0.05335 73 52 21 0
1714 I’ve been wading. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1715 NYC: 2099 5th floor wall up with a water view 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1716 The "California Gold Rush" should have been more specific! 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1717 Relax, it's the circle of life... 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1718 Are you the DoorDash Mr. Yeti ordered? 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1719 Sushi restaurants are everywhere these days. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1720 Go fish” they sai 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1721 Grubhub order for fishfood...right? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1722 Congratulations. You have now successfully completed step #2. 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
1723 Sorry, I’m just the house sitter. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1724 Aren’t you going to ask me how I got here? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1725 This was not the first time that he had been catfished, but something told him this would probably be the last. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1726 You were expecting Jaws? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1727 Fina… WHAT? THIS is the final prize?! 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
1728 I know it’s a little fishy, but sometimes life has no immediate explanations. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1729 I've adapted to climate change. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1730 If you carry me down to the the river I promise to show you all the great fishing spots. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1731 Is there a certain magic phrase or place to touch the bowl? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1732 You were expecting maybe Charlie the Tuna? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1733 Goddam it, the rental ad said no pets! 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1734 You must think beyond the bowl, my son. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1735 Did you bring my Door Dash dinner order? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1736 The secret of life? Sorry - I’ve forgotten. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1737 Hey, scram, Mr. Hiker! I feel like I’m in a fishbowl! 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1738 What did you bring me? 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1739 I am not going back with you, Dave! I like it here. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1740 It's hard to breath up here, isn't it? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1741 What was the question, again? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1742 Not one more step until I see your water bottle! 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1743 The hiker was parched, and the fish hadn’t tasted human flesh in nearly a week. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1744 Just checking - were you here 10 seconds ago? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1745 This cave is taken, try the one next door. 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
1746 Where’s your mask? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1747 Oh course I will tell you the meaning of life. First, add water. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1748 Welcome to the Hard Rock Café sir, is this a party of one? 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1749 If don't have food, take a hike. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1750 Herb was always into fishing in the remotest spots. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1751 Self reflections from a fish bowl. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1752 I am your answer” 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1753 Can you feed my fish while I’m out? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1754 This is the last time I promise to take care of your fish 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1755 That’s it Goldie. No more off leash for you 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1756 Help! The bear is hibernating and said I’d be the first thing she eats when she wakes up! 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1757 I’ve seen weirder things in San Francisco. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1758 This is water. This is water. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1759 Okay, before you say anything, just turn around and take in that view! 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1760 Yes, I am the gold fish. Why? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1761 Remember me? I'm the guy you flushed last year. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1762 At last! It's so lonely at the top! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1763 Your fishing license is no good here. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1764 Goldfish? Where’s the lama?!? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1765 This is the most extreme game of “go fish”! 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1766 Nemo? No one here by that name. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1767 Wait! I thought Dori was with you. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1768 Hope you are just thirsting for knowledge! 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1769 Ahh, sushi! 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1770 You want answers? I want food. Here’s my list: Bright Farms vegan fish flakes, unsalted; Ryosan seaweed, the smooth kind, no bumps; Blackie’s FishBro Biscuits, guaranteed not to disintegrate in water… hey, you getting this? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1771 Climb every mountain; swim every fishbowl... 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1772 I guess even here you can feel like you're living in a gold fish bowl. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1773 No, you were supposed to turn LEFT at the gas station 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1774 Not exactly here. You have to descend about two miles, and then follow the old sheep trail. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1775 Your probably wondering how I got up here? Have a seat, it’s a cute story. 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1776 Move over, backpack. You’re ruining my view. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1777 The secret to life? Live it 10 seconds at a time 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1778 True, it's life in a fish bowl, but you can't beat the view. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1779 You again. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1780 Did you bring a change of water? 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
1781 No, you can't have a sip of my water. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
1782 When an internet first date goes wrong. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1783 What drought ? 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
1784 Wrong cave, enlightenment one peak over. 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
1785 All of life is…what was I saying? 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1786 If you seek the secret to life, I forgot it. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1787 Enough with the meditation, I'm taking you home. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1788 The truth is…you’re in a bowl too Todd. 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
1789 Well, you found the fish, now make your wish. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1790 And will that be a table for one? 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
1791 I heard she lays golden eggs 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
1792 True, but at least I know my limits. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1793 Yes Johnny, the meaning of life IS a little bit fishy. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1794 I thought I flushed you… you look good. Trail mix? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1795 How did you swim to the top? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1796 Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you feed him for his life time. Climb a mountain and find fish, be very disappointed.” 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1797 Unfortunately, I now realize that it would have been easier to have just flushed him down the toilet. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1798 Ha Ha, beat you, slowpoke! 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1799 You forgot to feed me again. And you left the oven on. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1800 I'm sorry Thomas, but your Guru is on another mountain 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1801 OK, I get it. Isolated. Now what? 1.2821 0.05443 78 57 20 1
1802 Are you pescatarian? 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1803 What's a guy gotta do to stay out of sight? 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
1804 Congratulations! Win one more and you can trade up for a medium-sized stuffed animal. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1805 How could you possibly take anything I say seriously? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1806 Fishy. What's fishy? 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1807 You've flushed my relatives and you want the meaning of life from me! 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1808 Go ahead. Ask me anything. I'm no fluke. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1809 Please be sure to stay 6 ft away. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1810 That depends on who’s asking. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1811 …so that’s why my podcast sounds like I’m recording from a fishbowl. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1812 At last, the pot of gold...fish! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1813 Try living your life in a fishbowl. But pick a scenic location. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1814 I hope you're a vegan. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1815 I suppose this is better than getting flushed, thank you for your kindness 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
1816 Carl paused in that fleeting moment knowing his acomplishment would soon be forgotten. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1817 Did you remember the food this time? 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1818 You forgot the fish food, right? 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
1819 I can't carry it down -- gave my right arm to get to the top. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1820 Sink or Swim is my motto 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1821 Look at that, a climber… look at that, a climber… 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1822 Meeting Goldy 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1823 This geocache is not quite what I was expecting 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
1824 Eat or drink first? 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
1825 Consider this your first bit of enlightenment. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1826 She's out. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1827 Nemo. What's yours? 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1828 You brought the fish food, right? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1829 I'm prepared for global warming. Are you? 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
1830 Oh my god, it’s Jeff Besos! 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1831 The entire mountain and you had to find a peak with steps? 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1832 Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations" 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1833 What, you haven't seen a gurufish before? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1834 Sorry, wrong mountain. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1835 Any chance I can get a ride when you head back down? You’d really be helping me out of a jam. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
1836 Oxygen in the water? At this altitude? 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1837 You came back! 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1838 Weren't you here yesterday? 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1839 I’m the only gold in this cave 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
1840 I prefer flakes to pellets. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
1841 As you swim through life, don’t forget to stop and smell the seaweed. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
1842 I knew you’d come back for me. 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
1843 The meaning of life? I'll tell you that after you take me to the spawning beds. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1844 This pet sitting gig is just not worth it. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
1845 Cavemen have pet goldfish? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1846 Of course Jeffrey was excited to see his old pal Gill again, but he was even more distraught knowing his mother had lied about his whereabouts all these years… 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
1847 You were expecting maybe some old dude sitting criss-cross applesauce?" 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
1848 Okay, now we just need to do the "Valley Low" and "River Wide" parts.. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
1849 Getting down is mandatory, apparently. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
1850 You’re here for the Phish concert? Ah good, you got my email. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1851 So glad you're here. Could you please change the water? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1852 I had a feeling this was the wrong end of the rainbow. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1853 The secret? Vodka! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1854 Oh crap, you look thirsty 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
1855 Oh great, doesn’t he know there are more fish in the sea? 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1856 Please, you never saw me, alright? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1857 From the bottom of the sea to the top f the mountain, I'm at your service. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
1858 Thank God you're here. They told the children I was sent to a farm upstate. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1859 That's not the kind of gold I was expecting in these hills. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1860 ... Polo! 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1861 Forget your altitude sickness, Eloise, I've brought your food." 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1862 Don’t ever run away from home again! 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1863 I am just filling in for the other guy. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1864 What have we done to the ocean? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1865 Don’t go anywhere. I’ll be right back. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1866 You will never find enlightenment by asking a goldfish. Have you tried meditation? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1867 What's a fish gotta do to get some privacy? 1.2785 0.05075 79 57 22 0
1868 where's your mask, blockhead? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1869 Looks like Rob will get a little fishing in after all. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1870 I hope you brought some fishfood. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1871 What’s the big deal? I’m an invasive species. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1872 Sorry, find your own bowl. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1873 If someone yodels, I'm doomed. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1874 A lot has happened since I flushed you… 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1875 Food for thought in exchange for some food pellets. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1876 Thank god, a glass of water…a snack too! 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1877 He's in the back making avocado toast. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1878 I came all this way to escape the office fishbowl! 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1879 Oh, really. YOU want to know the meaning of life. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1880 Be fully present in your own space. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1881 Who did you expect, Yoda? 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1882 I think I'm about to find out what it's like to be a fish out of water. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1883 Did you bring the algae wafers? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1884 Sometimes you need to travel far to discover that there is no place like home. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1885 I ordered organic duckweed. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1886 Uber? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1887 Gone Fishing 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1888 The secret to eternal life? Keep you gills moving 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1889 This is the residence of Alex Honnold and you, sir, are trespassing. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1890 It started out as a school prank. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1891 Didn't you hear that you can suffer hallucinations (and not garner eternal wisdom) from cerebral hypoxemia at high altitudes, or am I a talking fish? 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1892 They said you'd be here in 30 minutes or less. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1893 My philosophy- don't be coy. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1894 Thank goodness you aren’t Elaine, and this isn’t a parking garage 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1895 wow, BlubHub really delivers this far, huh 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1896 What the 2021 dating reality of “plenty of fish in the sea” feels like 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1897 Where's the damn fish-flakes? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1898 I climbed all this way for a fish!?! 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1899 The secret of life is not to forget the water…! 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1900 Not what you expected, right? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1901 Irving was both disheartened and disillusioned when he finally discovered the purpose of life. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1902 You didn’t think I’d still be here, did you. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1903 How did you beat me to the top!? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1904 Not one step closer unless you're vaccinated! 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
1905 Just when I thought I had a day alone..... 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1906 Stay! 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1907 Funny you should ask. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1908 Your safe now, I've been vaccinated! 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1909 Do not be afraid. I'm simply a town piranha. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1910 Welcome. We are preparing your bowl now. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1911 NO! What are you doing here ?! 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1912 I got more fish to fry. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1913 I guess it really is lonely at the top. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1914 He's back there lying down. Vertigo. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1915 I hate to admit it, but I ate the other passengers to survive. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1916 What do you mean you don't remember how you got up here? 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1917 It’s the only one bedroom with a view I could afford. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1918 This shade is taken 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1919 Just one little sip? 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
1920 You can leave me here and go but understand that this isn’t over Ted. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1921 Wishing you had more oxygen? Same. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
1922 Hey, Boss! Come and pay the fish food delivery guy, okay? 1.2759 0.05089 87 64 22 1
1923 Remember the ping-pong ball toss from the school fair 30 years ago? I do. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1924 You can thank me for carving these steps on my way up here 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1925 It's that damn Cat In the Hat's fault. Couldn't he think of another word that rhymes with fountain? 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1926 Yeah well, I still haven't found what I'm looking for either... 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
1927 Hey, little fella, are you lost? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1928 Never leave your bubble. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1929 Move along - nothing to see here. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1930 I tell you now, the purpose of humanity is to keep the water fresh and don't over feed. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1931 We're like SeaWorld, but relatively more ethical. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1932 Tell them I’m somewhere between wild caught and farmed raised. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1933 'You are safe here' 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1934 Not exactly what you were expecting, huh? 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
1935 Okay, that’s the last time we went for a walk off leash. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1936 the medium is the message, right 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1937 Scale the what? 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1938 Don't even think about drinking this water. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1939 Hey! I knew you’d come back for me! 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
1940 It wasn't easy. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1941 Fi*h! I forgot my mask! 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1942 I told my owner once sea levels rise this area will be up-and-coming. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1943 I wondered where you went. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1944 Nevermind. I'll just Google it. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1945 I suppose if you have live in a goldfish bowl, this is a good place to do it. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
1946 If this is the meaning of life, it is very fishy! 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1947 You were expecting maybe a Monkfish? 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
1948 Enlightenment?...no, sorry, the're two caves over. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
1949 It's been two days I ordered fish flakes and I see that's not a food delivery backpack... 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
1950 The moment Bill realized the farm his parents told him about was a lie. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
1951 The guru is in the next cave. I'm the fugu. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1952 Isn't it a long climb to come look for a pet? 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1953 You'll never guess where the dog you "sent to the farm to live" ended up. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
1954 Let me guess...you were expecting to find a different "pot of gold" eh? 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
1955 « Welcome, if you can see me it only means that you’re really high buddy. » 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1956 Did you remember my cigarettes? 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1957 I knew that answer three seconds ago. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1958 Good news! I got vaccinated. Our need for social distancing is over. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1959 It's no use climbing up here to escape the goldfish bowl. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1960 Wrong mountaintop. I cover the meaning of phish. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1961 Something's Fishy! 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1962 I live in a fishbowl….What would I know about the meaning of life? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1963 Oh good, just what I wanted to buy and in stock. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1964 I knew there was something fishy about the route Google maps told me to take. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1965 So, Agent Hardcastle, we meet again." 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
1966 Get down from there! There's plenty more fish in the sea. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1967 It's about time! My water needs changing. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
1968 Oh, thank God--for a moment there I thought you were the cat. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
1969 Dried shrimp first. My answer second. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
1970 Don't tell me you're here looking for answers!! 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1971 What? You were expecting dry humor. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1972 The "Meaning of Life" is two mountains over. I'm just waiting for the guy that changes the water. 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
1973 That's one small step for man, one great leap for fishkind. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1974 The Ten Commandments are two stories up. 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
1975 CHANGE MY WATER!!! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1976 As the last man on earth, I'll return you, the last fish to the sea. Try to do better after you wriggle back on dry land. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1977 Did you remember to get milk? 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
1978 James realized at the very end of his expedition that the trail sign "Journey to Enlightenfish" was not, infact, a typo. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1979 It’s not bowl size, but location. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
1980 Plenty of fish in the sea is too mainstream 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
1981 . How did you get here so quickly? 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1982 So this is where you went off too after I flushed you. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1983 No Mr Darwin, this is not about the survival of fittest !!! 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1984 If you're looking for answers, you came to the wrong cave my friend. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1985 I knew this hike seemed a little fishy. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
1986 Jeff was excited to finally meet Wanda for a post-quarantine hiking date. He hoped their mutual love of open water swimming and disgust of tartar sauce was enough for her to meet him, even though they had never shared photos. 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
1987 Sorry, the toilet's broken. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1988 Goldie, here. And you would be...? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1989 Wow, it really is half empty. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1990 Aww Snap! I thought Berger said “pot of GOLD” 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1991 He's out. Can you come back tomorrow? 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1992 “Hidden gold assured the treasure map guy said to me.” 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
1993 You gotta stop thinking of yourself as an eagle. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1994 You forgot to feed me. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1995 Now it's your turn to hide. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1996 I'm the betta app. Please submit your rating after your interaction. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1997 I always thought 'Little Fish Peak' was named for its shape. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1998 The expedition of a lifetime weirdly felt similar to a fish living in a bowl. No purpose, just going round and round. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1999 I’m vaccinated now Bob, quarantine os over. Let’s go back home. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2000 Love it when my pet wags it’s tail the minute I was through the door. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2001 Water is life. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2002 Meaning of life? Simple. More water, less sand. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
2003 Would you mind turning me around, I get pretty tired of this view and did you bring me anything to eat, I’m starving. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2004 Uh sorry, I don't remember your question. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2005 I'm the gold standard of gurus! 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2006 You must go home and find the happiness you seek within yourself. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2007 I’ve been up here for years, and now I finally have some company. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2008 Sorry...the Hermit Crab lives in the next cave, I'm just a wee bit Koi 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2009 You've climbed the wrong mountain. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2010 Understand, I’m not complaining, but karma is a bitch. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2011 This was the bottom of the ocean. See what climate change has done. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2012 The meaning of life is that you could have gotten this advice from a goldfish in Woolworth's. 1.2714 0.07315 70 57 7 6
2013 What you seek is one mountain to the left, this is endless fish chatter. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2014 'I think we should see a marriage counselor ". 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2015 I have the feeling that you can't tell me the secret of life! 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2016 If you came looking for Noah’s Ark, I’m all that’s left. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2017 Nemo is getting better at hide and seek 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
2018 Good news. The social distancing restrictions have eased. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2019 Ask the Yeti behind you if he’s in line or just here to kill you. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2020 You tell ME. 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2021 Damn, it's a gold fish not a gold fleece. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2022 You climbed all this way to gain wisdom? Really? You are one fish out of water! 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2023 Even way up here I still feel like I’m living in a fish bowl. 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2024 Not the gold you thought was in them thar hills, eh? 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
2025 The meaning of life? Keep your gills wet. Now do you mind changing my water? 1.2708 0.05017 96 72 22 2
2026 Congratulations mountain climbing guy no one has ever got to this point 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2027 Trends change. Some years ago fishing and hiking were completely different. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2028 Look. I’ll tell you what I told the other guy: spend your fortune on something that’s actually good for the world … 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2029 Good to see you survived lockdown up here Fred 1.2708 0.05017 96 72 22 2
2030 The answer to your question is 'goldfish'. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2031 What part of the restraining order don't you understand? 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
2032 I guess we’re both confused then 1.2706 0.04847 85 62 23 0
2033 I said, I‘m sorry! 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2034 He said the next person up here is the new guru and has to feed me for all eternity. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2035 —"My Lord..." —"You have come a long way my child..." 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2036 I needed room to grow. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2037 You're a lifesaver. The bear thinks I'm a magic food-granting fish. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2038 The answer is “42.” 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2039 There IS gold in them thar hills! 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2040 I am hoping to hell you have fish food 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2041 You can stay for a little while, but my bowl, my rules! 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2042 Ok, you hold our spot. I’m going to get the rest of our stuff 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2043 I must be closer to that new Petshop franchise everyone always keeps telling me about 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2044 None shall pass! 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2045 Don’t look so surprised! I told you I’d come back for you. 1.2698 0.07575 63 51 7 5
2046 Are you my daddy? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2047 I shouldve taken that head start 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
2048 Paul! Tell me about the ocean. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2049 the last unvaccinated one. Finally. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2050 I was the only one available this week for "finding yourself" trips 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2051 We meet again. I was only resting when you flushed. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2052 If that's not fish food in your backpack, you've climbed the wrong mountain, Buddy." 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2053 It is I! The fabled Alpha Fish! 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2054 We both should have stayed in the bathtub. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2055 Yes, you damned fool. I am the gold you've been seeking. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2056 Did you remember to change the water? 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2057 Goldfinger? That must have been a typo Mr. Bond. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2058 Tell me the meaning of life. Quickly, before you forget! 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2059 Tell me how you got here! Don’t be koi! 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2060 I shouldn't have let a FISH book an air bnb 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2061 You better have fish food in that backpack, mister. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2062 Woah, ey, I'm walkin' 'ere! I'm a fish! 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2063 There is something fishy going on around here." 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2064 Someone’s been here. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2065 Finding Nemo 5: Pixar Firmly Running Out Of Ideas. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2066 At that moment, they both knew that only one them was getting out of this alive. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2067 It ain’t over till you hear the toilet flush. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2068 I'm sorry, I thought feeding was only once a week. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2069 Blub, blub, blub. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2070 He’s down at the pet shop. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2071 He's on vacation and wants you to take care of me while he's gone. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2072 You were expecting a swimming swami? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2073 First, Sell your mountain gear, then Second, buy your scuba gear! 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2074 The Oracles of Delphi demand a virgin sacrifice. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2075 About time,Socrates. I've been stuck here my whole life. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2076 The Swimi 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2077 Are you a Gold meme stock? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2078 I needed to get away from it all; I felt like I was living in a fishbowl down there. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2079 Who climbs a mountain to visit a prophet and forgets the fish food? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2080 Sorry, man. I already called dibs on this cave. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2081 I'm so glad you're here, I've been up here for ages. Do you think you could get me one of those little castles? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2082 My kingdom for a Ziploc! 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2083 If you are expecting words of wisdom, I only have a memory of 3 seconds. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2084 Aha! Then there must be a toilet around here somewhere. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2085 This isn't the pot of gold I expected. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2086 The only way to see Phish during the pandemic 1.2676 0.05291 71 52 19 0
2087 I suppose I could give you my last Clif Bar. They kind of taste like fish food anyways"... 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2088 You can give a man a fish and he’ll have food for a day or you can teach a man to climb a mountain and he’ll have fish in a bowl” 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2089 Ohh, nooo, they said you could have one “fish” not “wish”. That’s embarrassing for you” 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2090 Rainbow? Oh, you mean my Pride Flag? 1.2674 0.06496 86 70 9 7
2091 Zen? I have been looking all over for you..... 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2092 Why yes, my name is Nemo. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
2093 . Fish: “Did you remember to get flakes?” 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
2094 My office console just wasn’t enough, eh? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2095 How would I know? I'm a damn fish! 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2096 Life is not a bowl of cherries, pal 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2097 If the goldfish talks again, you're out of oxygen. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2098 Life is NOT a bowl of Cherries 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2099 And they said the fish at this place was worth the hike. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2100 I told you I’d come back. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2101 Oh, geez! I didn't bring any fish food! 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2102 Trump said this was the cure for Covid so here I am...... 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2103 Stop acting koi and tell me how you got up here. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2104 . . . 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2105 So, Mr. Bond, we meet again. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2106 ‘When the fish are up….the chips are down’ 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2107 The key to a long life is to stay underwater. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2108 Are you my UBER going back to Sea Level? 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2109 For your vacation I got you a room with a view. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
2110 The wisdom you seek is worth more than gold - I would know! 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2111 Couldn't wait. Had to pee. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2112 I must be high. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2113 Took you long enough 1.2667 0.04947 90 67 22 1
2114 Have you seen my phone? 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2115 So this is the gold rush 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2116 There you are! I told you to stop running off 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2117 Looks like the sushi trend has reached a new height. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2118 I don't blame you little guy. Things are drying up everywhere. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
2119 So much for my open vista! 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
2120 Boy, these carnival games have really reached new heights. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2121 Just when you think you've seen everything,huh? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2122 If I'm honest I was expecting a crab... 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2123 Oh great! They allow pets 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2124 What happened to the hermit? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2125 Begone Homo Sapiens and work to end your inherent trait to kill for the sheer pleasure of killing. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2126 Don't tell me you forgot the pirate ship! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2127 This is really obvious. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2128 What do you expect----a monkfish? 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2129 The final scene of ‘City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly’s Goldfish’ 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2130 the thin air this high induces the hallucination you see which is the meaning of your life thus far. Note the opportunity to change it as you descend. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2131 Looks like you're in fish place! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2132 Todd! I honestly thought I'd never see you again. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2133 ...And they told me *I* was invasive. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2134 You need to learn to manage your expectations better. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2135 Whoa, deja vu! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2136 You have scaled the mountain, brave climber. But now you must keep me alive for at least at week. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
2137 - I always knew they meant "Plenty of Fish on the Hills"- 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2138 The master is on vacation, but I'll take your question. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2139 What's the secret to life you ask? Be bowled, my friend, be bowled. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2140 No, I'm pretty sure I told you there was a shortcut. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2141 I'm here from search and rescue. We received a report of a missing fish. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2142 I left the city because it seemed I was living my whole life in a fish bowl. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2143 The meaning of life? I once dreamed of a large bowl, an old fashioned gal, and an ocean view. It’s cruel, pal… 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2144 You're probably here for the carp. He's another mile up. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2145 Ain’t no mountain high enough, Goldy 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2146 Damn it, can't a fish get a little privacy around here? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2147 Things are getting a little fishy up here. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2148 I packed plenty of water, unlike the schmuck in the reptile tank. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2149 I'm a rockfish. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2150 What did you expect – a canary in a coal mine? 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2151 fried or baked? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2152 Nothing better than a bowl at the end of a hike! 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
2153 So this is where goldfish go after they're flushed 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2154 Exactly what I expected at 12,000 feet elevation,a monk fish! 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2155 Join us tonight for Shark Week's weakest explorer . 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2156 After climbing this cliff, I feel as tanked as you buddy. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2157 The Guru is out to lunch. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2158 Oh crap! I forgot to grab the food. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2159 Ha I found you! 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2160 What am I doing here? Well, I was just bowled over by the view. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2161 Don’t be koi with me 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2162 Yes, grasshopper. I am the Monk Fish! 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
2163 I hope you're not here to carp." (Barbara Bloom, Vancouver, B.C. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2164 You shouldn't be asking me what kind of fish am I. You should be asking how the hell I got here. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2165 As Devin crested the pinnacle of self-realization, the Universe laughed and offered a subtle reminder 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2166 Big deal. Try doing 2500 laps everyday by yourself. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2167 the geocache did say close to water... 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2168 This is not the gold at end of the rainbow I was looking for. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2169 . Not the Loch and not Nessy, but, ok...hi! 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2170 I said SEA. There are other fish in the SEA. You need to let me go, John. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2171 If you’re looking for the guru, he went out for more fish food. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2172 Sorry he’s not in. Would you like some fish food while you wait? 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
2173 You think it took you long to get up here...? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2174 My destiny. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2175 The path keeps getting betta 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2176 I reached enlightenment when I finally realized I was wet 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2177 Finally, someone who’s not going to try to eat me! 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2178 Me? I'm just staking out my new home for when the oceans rise again. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2179 I'll trade you a bubbling treasure chest for the meaning of life. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2180 Avoid freezing temperatures and cats. Your secret of happiness might differ from mine, though. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2181 Please enjoy my Airbnb and the pool. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2182 Amazon Prime Delivery Services. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2183 The fortune teller had been right all along 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
2184 Actually, I think I liked it better on the shelf in kitchen. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2185 I'm the goldfish at the end of the rainbow 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2186 I'll grant you the immortality you seek, but you must first complete a perilous task: carry this bowl back down without spilling any water. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2187 Did you really count to 100? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2188 There's no exception to that free delivery policy, right? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2189 I'm Bob the goldfish. The Dalai Lama is out back doing his laundry. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2190 Ah! Not the golden key, but the gold fish! Voila! 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2191 This two bedroom is a little smaller than I expected, and a little far from the subway. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2192 What’s the WiFi password? 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2193 Now you have to run back down without spilling a drop of water. 1.2623 0.05679 61 45 16 0
2194 You’re looking a bit “flushed”, Michael. Surprised to see me? 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2195 Am I the lure or are you? 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2196 Come on in, he'll be back soon. He just went into town to pick up some beer and fish food. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2197 Sent on another fishing expedition! 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
2198 Don’t back out on me now, not after all we have been through 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
2199 Damn it. I left my fishing rod at the base . 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2200 Ted finds his "pot of gold"-fish 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2201 I'll Grant you three wishes if you don't pee in my bowl. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2202 Am I hungry...or am I thirsty... 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2203 Congration. You done did it. Step two is climbing back down. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2204 The one you seek has gone to the pet store. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2205 Deep Sea Diving in Reverse 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2206 Did you bring goldfish flakes? 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2207 Life started in the sea! What did you think I'd look like? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2208 Being a big fish in a small pond has its drawbacks. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2209 You don't look anything like your profile picture. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2210 Your quest has come to an end; did you remember the sea monkeys? 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2211 Sorry sir, you're not on the list 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2212 Tim was determined to see all seven Wandas of the world 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
2213 The truth? The truth Jack, is that you are climbing over your couch. The truth is you shouldn't drink to much and lick the neighbor's cactus. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2214 Oh yeah? Now try it on fins, fella! 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2215 To drink or not to drink, that is the question 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2216 Nemo told me to go find myself. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2217 OK little guy I just need to get a selfie of us up here for my dating profile 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
2218 Where have you been? You were supposed to change my water yesterday. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2219 What were you expecting, a Magic 8-Ball? 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2220 I thought you'd be bigger. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2221 I know a hermit crab, is that you you're looking for? 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2222 Wow, I haven't seen you since the carnival. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2223 Well, for what it's worth, I'm not impressed either. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2224 How should I know? I have the attention span of a goldfish. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2225 Did you bring the flakes? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2226 You may need to re-assess your view of the sentient world. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2227 He’s napping, but he asked me to share a Christian proverb. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2228 I wanted to come back as a dolphin, but my karma was too low on zen points. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2229 I can see it see it in your face! You were told a pot of gold,right? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2230 Yeah? Well, I’m pretty disappointed too, Bruce. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2231 I was expecting you to deliver hours ago—now my plankton will be cold. Zero stars. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2232 Himalaya Jones and the Quest for the Holy Scale 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2233 Year 2030: Welcome to California, your 3000$ dorm is this way. I'm your tenant as I hold your water supply. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2234 ‘Suddenly it dawned on Terry how problematic the descent may be’ 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2235 Did the winner from the circus or the fair forget you? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2236 Not quite what I expected, but hey, that's enlightenment for you. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2237 Don't overeat and stay out of the sun. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2238 Unbelievable, I really did want fish for dinner tonight. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2239 GURUPIE 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2240 Answers are in the form of a question. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2241 Look I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call you a piece of carp...please come home. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2242 Before you come home, I just want to warn you that the cat has been marking it all as his territory. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2243 You would find the climb easier being in a sandwich bag. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2244 It must have been lonely since the ark left. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2245 Ha, there's no guru, I was phishing. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2246 It was either me or an oversized teddy bear 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2247 Why am I always the one who has to clean the fishbowl?! 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2248 The cave bear’s traps were equal parts elaborate and confusing. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2249 You can't make me go back to school. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2250 Run away once more and I won’t be coming after you 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2251 Thanks for offering to pet sit. Just a few sprinkles will do. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2252 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, What Happened? 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2253 Clearly, there was an easier way to get up here. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2254 Quit carping. At least you have legs. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2255 I knew I put you down somewhere 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2256 I don’t remember 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2257 Going down? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2258 Milton's tireless quest to find his sole childhood friend, that his mom coldly flushed, comes to a dramatic finale, on a clear Bolivian morning. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2259 There’s no way out. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2260 Don't bother -- I'd die on the way home. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2261 No one told me the gold in the cave was a fish! 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
2262 Bleeel be back in blive binutes. Blease bake a psheat. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2263 Buddy you need to stop running away 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2264 Dude, My tv looks kinda real 👀 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2265 Easy big fella, I’m leaving. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2266 He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2267 The world’s stopped listening to reason. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2268 Antedeluvian? You are here ! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2269 Just don't expect me to yodel. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2270 Finally! I’ve discovered the Goldfish of the Sierra Madre! 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2271 You might say that I appeared out of thin air. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2272 There ya are lil fella ! I've been looking everywhere for you! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2273 Well, there’s a new variant. I’m happy to see you again. I brought you some food this time 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2274 So, this is not virgin territory. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2275 What, a little out of your depth? Me too. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2276 Before I answer any questions,change my water. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
2277 You forgot the fries? 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
2278 Finding Nemo. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2279 ‘There’s something fishy going on here…’ 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2280 Welcome, set down your things and find and empty bowl, we're about to begin the class 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2281 Crap, I forgot your food. I'll be right back. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2282 Fred's discovery led to the cancellation of the Gold Alert. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2283 Is it asking too much for some privacy? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2284 It’s the sequel. Rub my bowl three times and I will grant you three fishes. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2285 I'm the doorbell. You want me to get the bear? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2286 So all wisdom can be reduced to two ounces of protein in a bowl of tepid water. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2287 Goldie this isn't the only way to avoid social media. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2288 Invest for the future. Climate change is real. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2289 …and they told me that exploring the great outdoors was the surest way to escape life in a goldfish bowl…. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2290 Before you take another step, know that I’ve been in this for a month now. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2291 Is this the holy grail??? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2292 Tap on the class and I swear to God my advice will get real dark. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2293 Sorry, Plato has left for a walk. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2294 Well, thank's for invading my happy place. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2295 Bet you weren't expecting to find goldfish in them thar hills. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2296 Great timing! The cat just finished her nap. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2297 You probably should have brought an oxygen tank 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2298 oh goody, a goldfish! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2299 „I told you not to swim that far out.“ 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2300 It’s not about you! 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2301 Sorry, he's on sabbatical. How about some tips on living in a fish bowl? 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2302 You were seeking enlightenment Instead you found Nemo 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2303 Tell Mom I'm sorry. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2304 Seaworld?? I'm a talking fish for crying out loud! 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2305 True enlightenment lies within the sole. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2306 You exhausted all the water resources human...now plz leave this for my life😰 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2307 This can’t seriously be the pot of gold I was told about 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2308 FYI, I like to be fed flakes, not pellets. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2309 Hank regretted not pressing the gentleman for details when he told him, “There’s gold in them caves!” 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2310 Oh wise one, I see that in order to evolve we must devolve. Such a shame our oceans are no longer habitable. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2311 Savor the next seven seconds.. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2312 Fancy fishing you here 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2313 Welcome to the summit of all knowledge contained in a fishbowl 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2314 Who were you expecting, the Daili Lama? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2315 Got any fish food in your pack? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2316 We have to do things I like too 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2317 don’t do it for the gram. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2318 I’ve got a tank and I’m not afraid to use it. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2319 Leaving Nemo 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2320 You can’t forget to feed me now Steve. 1.2568 0.05113 74 55 19 0
2321 Indiana Jones 6: The Lost Coy Fish of Atlantis 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2322 Welcome to the open house. We already have multiple offers over asking price, but good luck! 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2323 Boy, am I glad I came back…I knew I forgot something. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2324 Sorry, that was a previous lifetime. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2325 You misunderstood. It's "Swimmy", not "Swami". 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2326 The secret of life is…. What was your question? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2327 Oh, you’re looking for enlightenment? I’m afraid that’s the next mountain over on the left. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2328 The secret of life is don't poop where you eat 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2329 You may ask only one question, over and over every five seconds. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2330 Excuse me. I see this cave is already taken. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2331 So sorry but masking is mandatory. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2332 The Wise Old Man is out… I’m the substitute Oracle… what’s your question…? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2333 You always said there was something fishy about mountain top gurus; well, guess what - you were right ! 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2334 ... and THAT'S how I became immortal. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2335 For those hungry for enlightenment, I appear as a flower. For those hungry for truth, I appear as fire. If you’re just plain hungry, I recommend the fish fry place on the next peak. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2336 Sorry, the genie got rubbed the wrong way. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2337 The water is filthy - don't even think about it. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2338 I'm sorry, but you dont look anything like your profile picture. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2339 Master, have you ever feel like a fish out of the water? -Not really. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2340 While you were gone I realized that I deserve better. Please take me back to your ex's apartment. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2341 …Are you too on the quest for the holy grail? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2342 "Being that you're an environmentalist I do appreciate your not flushing me down a toilet, you may go now without as much quilt!" 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2343 I'm the backup prize for those not wanting enlightenment. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2344 Yeah, yeah, I'll change your water after you tell me the meaning of life. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2345 Hunger and thirst are illusory barriers to achieving total consciousness. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2346 „Wait up here, I‘ll go get your friends“ 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2347 Fool’s Gold. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2348 Yeah, I’ve been scaling since I was born. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2349 Leave a fish, take a fish. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2350 While you’re up here, would you mind cleaning the poop out of my bowl? 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2351 This should get interesting. Guru Dave chose me to be his receptionist only because we didn’t think anyone would ever stop by. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2352 I thought I came here first 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2353 Nothing like fresh mountain air 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2354 Yes, Ralph. It is a coincidence. What goes around comes around. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2355 This treasure map was some bullshit.. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2356 I appreciate the effort, but there are plenty of fish in the sea. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2357 Would you mind carrying me to the ocean? 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2358 Please tell me your not thirsty. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2359 Remember - there's no such thing as sea level once you've ascended spiritually. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2360 So that's how he stays in the present moment! 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2361 I didn't forget 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2362 I trust we remembered to bring home the right fish food this time? 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2363 'Better keep moving, human. Those icebergs are melting faaaast.' 1.2540 0.07494 63 52 6 5
2364 Mind me asking what you pay in rent here? 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
2365 Good, you're here. I'm late for school. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2366 ..must be lack of Oxygen up here, there's something fishy about that mirage... 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2367 Remember me Frank? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2368 How do you always beat me!? 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
2369 I am the chosen chum. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2370 This is the last time we ever play 'Go Fish.' 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2371 If you carry me back down, nobody will think you’re crazy. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2372 Ethics Dilemma #7: You are dying of thirst but if you drink the water, the goldfish will die. . . What will you do and how will you justify your choice? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2373 So you’re saying I didn’t need to trek 5 miles up this mountain to know the meaning of life and it was right there in front of me the whole time?” 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2374 O’Fishily at the summit 1.2537 0.07472 67 56 5 6
2375 Welcome Robert! I am the God fish 🐠 🙏🏻 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2376 You’re a lucky man, most people only see pebbles on mountain tops. Nice to meet you, my name is Pebbles. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
2377 Climate change is real. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2378 You're a little late. The guy who used to sit up here in his underwear moved to Miami and became a YouTuber. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2379 Dr. Livingstone, I presume . . . 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2380 Something seems fishy here. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2381 I think I'm in the wrong aisle. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2382 After making the climb and expecting to hear about the meaning of life from the mystic, Bill settles for a seafood lunch. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2383 Oh, thank God! I’ve been stranded here for almost three seconds! Oh, thank God! I’ve been stranded here for almost three seconds! Oh, thank God! 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2384 Really? This is the golden fish Treasure? 1.2535 0.05200 71 53 18 0
2385 The meaning of life changes every three seconds. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2386 I'm covering for Bob. The meaning of life is to be aware of the water. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2387 'The Cliffhanger is...oh wait I forgot' 🐟🐠 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2388 You forgot to pack your toothbrush! 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2389 I don’t see a collar 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2390 So much for being the first to conquer the mountain. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2391 Seriously? I'm tempted to overfeed you. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2392 Next time I'm picking the meet up spot. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2393 The swami went to a bar mitzvah. Ask me your eternal question. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2394 With a view like this I get why you’d choose the fisheye lens. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2395 Does this answer your question? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2396 I thought your weren't supposed to judge a gold fish on its ability to climb. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2397 That is the last time I take you off your leash! 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2398 Are we making hide and seek too hard? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2399 Let me guess, they promised a view of the water at top.” 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2400 Where’d you get the water? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2401 Thank goodness I packed my LifeStraw. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2402 As imagined, my wild spirit animal. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2403 Thought, you'd got ridden of me by flushing me down the toilet? Didn't you, Dave? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2404 If you didn't bring food, you can just turn around. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2405 Finally! I thought this water was NEVER going to be changed. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2406 Finally, a proof of life. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2407 Hiking has been so commercialised, even a gold fish can do it. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2408 What? You need to isolate too? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2409 Life isn’t a bowl of cherries, Seeker… 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2410 No fish food? Yeah, sorry, but you’re gonna have to come back tomorrow. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2411 This is a private bowl. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2412 You would scale down that smile Goldie if it were snowing. 1.2530 0.04801 83 62 21 0
2413 The good news: reincarnation is real. The bad news: you might wake up a fish. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2414 For my sake I certainly hope that you are not thirsty after that long trek. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2415 Help a yogi out and change my water? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2416 The achievement of enlightenment is not what I expected. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2417 Tough luck, I'm thirsty and you're the only water around. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2418 It's swimmy, not swami! 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
2419 First . 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2420 Your late! 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2421 Kidding! The guru's in the back. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2422 Failed experiment #36: Gold fish in a coal mine. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2423 Don’t Judge me Human 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2424 Let's skip how you got here. What is the nature of the universe? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2425 Occupied! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2426 Ok, now I’m it! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2427 Look who’s here first, Mr. “Fish Outta Water”. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2428 We're wiser than you think, but we have a very short attention span. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2429 It is good that only one of us feels like a fish out of water. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2430 Thank god you’re here. Can you scratch my back? 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2431 My only advice is don't drink the water. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2432 The meaning of life guru is two peaks over. I’m the meaning of swimming in circles guru. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
2433 What took you so long? I’ve been here for days. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2434 Didn't you always think finding wisdom on a mountain top sounded somehow fishy? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2435 Is that my Doordash order? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2436 Bob is about to realize that Karma is a bitch. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2437 Hey, weren’t you here fifteen minutes ago? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2438 No wonder this bed and breakfast got poor reviews for breakfast. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2439 The meaning of life is..... oh shoot I can’t remember. What am I doing here? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2440 Your first mistake was hopping out of the primordial soup, dude ..." 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2441 ‘Just a sip’ my ass. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2442 Just doing my own thing, hoping to avoid the aquacalypse. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2443 I was hoping for someone more my size. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2444 After a three day climb in search of the Wise One, Malcom was more interested in a drink of water than the sagely advice of a goldfish. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2445 Glub-glub… My secret of happiness… glub… cats don’t come up here… glub-glub. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2446 Last Water 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2447 Life is like a flake. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2448 I usually come here this time of year to get away from it all. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2449 They promised a pot of gold. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2450 It's the new 'teach a man to fish'" 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2451 I resent them accusing me of going on a fishing expedition !! 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2452 Hey, you don't remember me? 1.2500 0.04872 80 60 20 0
2453 Is my pizza order free? You did not deliver in 30 minutes. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2454 Wait...I had it all figured out 5 minutes ago... 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2455 OK. Now let’s race back to the bottom. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2456 I have an important message about your extended warranty. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2457 I knew you’d come. It is time the prophecy comes to fruition. The chosen one is here to set me free from this bowl” 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2458 You need to get out more. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2459 The first step to enlightenment is forget everything…sorry, what were we talking about? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2460 Climb 20,000 feet,they said. It’ll be fun, they said. I say it’s just a load of carp! 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2461 Geez, what's a goldfish gotta do to get a little privacy around here! 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2462 Did the turtle/wheel caption contest get more submissions than mine? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2463 You were hoping to break through your limitations -- yea, tell me about it! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2464 Hey, Brad -- I know it's cliché, but I can see your house from here. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2465 Who’d you expect, the Dalai Lama? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2466 If you can toss a ping pong ball in my bowl, you can take me home. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2467 Why didn't you just flush me down the toilet? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2468 The weary pilgrim arrives at his Airbnb to find a meal of sushi has been thoughtfully provided. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2469 Just trying to escape TMZ... 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2470 You look like a fish out of water 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2471 with global warming I'll soon be underwater 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2472 Congratulations! You climbed the wrong mountain, dummy. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2473 Do you come seeking truth or a fresh fish sandwich? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2474 Its too late... you're doomed to take my place. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2475 Did you really think with one flush you could erase our existence? 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2476 I placed my order six hours ago! 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2477 at least I didn't get catfish 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
2478 Sorry! Nothing to impart, but do you have any fish food? 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2479 Budha bowl 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2480 Where you expecting the Dalai Mahi Mahi? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2481 Roger reconsiders his pet-sitting venture. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2482 Lousy Sherpa. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2483 Sorry bud, I'm a swimmy, not a swami. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2484 No, there's no toilet on this level. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2485 Those living in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2486 And here I thought the fence post turtle was impressive. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2487 Slow and steady may not win the race. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2488 You call this fully-furnished? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2489 Don’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,” well I bet you feel pretty stupid right now 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2490 Huhh, so they've replaced the Grail with a fish bowl now? Well played Fisher King! 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
2491 🎶 Wish you weren't here 🎶 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
2492 But "who changes your water?" wasn't my one question! 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2493 Not the kind of Goldfish I was hoping for… 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2494 Mindset is everything. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2495 Your food order has arrived! 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2496 If you had gotten here three seconds earlier, I could've told you the meaning of life 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2497 Well…this is awkward” -fis 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2498 One word for you Joe….toilet! 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2499 I always knew you’d come crawling back 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
2500 The meaning has always been within the bowl. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2501 ‘The secret to happiness is only remembering the last 12 seconds.’ 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2502 Evolution 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
2503 Hiked all the way here to see the last healthy fish left in the world! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2504 Amazing view from up here but it is just like living in a fish bowl 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2505 Were they out of plankton again? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2506 Finally! I have found the “almighty fish” 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2507 i knew it wasn’t a mirage! 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2508 Your profile said that you loved hiking... and still this isn't the worst catfish of my dating life" 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2509 You’ve conquered the body, now get in a bowl and learn to conquer the mind 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2510 This is just until the cat gets used to vegetarian. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2511 Fish bowl psychology ain’t free. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2512 What a view, eh? 1.2473 0.05853 93 76 11 6
2513 Yep! This is the Holy Grail. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2514 I will be your support animal on the way down. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2515 Welcome…and don’t call me Wanda! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2516 I seriously need to stop eating Peyote shrooms... 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2517 There you are…….I’ve been looking everywhere for you! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2518 I now have the proof that 5 million years ago this was a lake 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2519 You should have listened when they told you the climb was a bit fishy 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2520 If you didn’t bring fish feed, you’re going to be disappointed. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2521 Oh my God! This guy has cylindrical eyeballs! 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2522 Do you mean to tell me I could have swum up here? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2523 What a relief! I thought you were a cat. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2524 You look like a me out of water. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2525 I found Nemo everyone! 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2526 I got tired of life in a fishbowl. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2527 Welcome! But don't be messing' with my shade here 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2528 Technically, you're not the first unless you've planted a flag. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2529 What makes you think you are not? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2530 Looks like we both have a long way to do. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2531 If you aren't fully vaccinated, kindly get off my mountain. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2532 Seems like flushing me down the toilet would have been easier .. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2533 Carnival games are difficult, not impossible. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2534 Tag! You're it! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2535 I don't care. You ARE a fish out of water. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2536 I fished for the gold alright! 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2537 Have you seen my car? 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
2538 GIVE ME FLAAAAKES!!! 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2539 The leprechaun said to say “April fool.” 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2540 What? You were expecting a Jesus fish? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2541 To be one day flushed down the toilet.That is the meaning of life. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2542 'My advice? Stay hydrated.' 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2543 I'm pregnant! We're going to need a bigger bowel. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2544 Finally. I have been eager to chat about why you flushed me down the toilet. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2545 You're not an autograph hunter, are you? 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2546 Local Man Finds Legendary ‘Pot of Gold,’ Pronounces It Anticlimactic. 1.2466 0.07241 73 62 4 7
2547 They’ve got one in your size too! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2548 Your offering better not be those food flakes. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2549 Looks like enough water to last me for a few days! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2550 Oh good! I was running out of trail snacks. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2551 Get a fish they said. They're easy they said. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2552 What kind of pet store sells flying fish anyway? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2553 My wife said I'm sleeping on the couch tonight. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2554 I've just completely forgotten where I left you! 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2555 No, no... NO!!!!!!! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2556 Sup I'm a goldfish in a bowl at the top of a mountain what's good 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
2557 The advertisement said "underwater cave," and all I got was this stinking bowl! 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2558 Go Human 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2559 I'm hungry and I have to pee... 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2560 Your fly is open 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2561 The meaning of life is to recognize your limits. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2562 I was sure I'd be stuck here forever. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2563 I hope you don't mind but my thirst for water exceeds my thirst for knowledge. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2564 I'd offer you a drink but... 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2565 Wow. Carnivals really make you work for it these days. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2566 Honestly - this is the only place I could find where there are NO bigger fish" 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2567 There’s something fishy going on up here! 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2568 Of all the fish in the sea, you come see me 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2569 Great view, too many pumas. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2570 You're surprised?! I thought I had rented this place through Sunday. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2571 What were you expecting? A golden calf? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2572 What?! Were you expecting the Little Mermaid? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2573 The secret of life is water, as you would know if you had paid attention in your Biology class! 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2574 You say I need the vaccine before I go back to school? 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2575 Leave me alone, Fred, I 'm never coming home! 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2576 New Yorker mountaintop quest for meaning cartoon number 18,426. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2577 Too late--I got here first. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2578 Whoa. Mom wasn’t lying. My gold fish really did go to a better place. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2579 Shoes on or off? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2580 I was right! I knew there was more than just one fish in the clouds 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
2581 Sorry, I only answer questions from goldfish. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2582 So,at two kilometers ABOVE the ground,you're the canary in the coal mine 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2583 Todd finally succeeded in his lifelong goal of glimpsing the rare Himalayan goldfish 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
2584 Uh...life is just a bowlful of water? 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
2585 Welcome to the gold-fish in a bowl realm. 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
2586 I said I’m taking a break from social media #blessed () 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
2587 I'm hungry! What took you so long? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2588 You can only take a small sip 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2589 Is it so hard to remember to feed me on time 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2590 Get in line. There’s a yeti, a pianist, and about forty gurus ahead of us. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2591 Nemo, you got to stop this, please... 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2592 I appreciate you coming here to feed me everyday !! 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2593 We are only limited by our state of mind. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2594 You have achieved your quest. Now feed me. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2595 Come, that I might share with you the wisdom of the past six seconds! 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2596 You look familiar-- have you been here before in the last ten seconds? 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2597 Want to play go fish 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2598 This is the cache of the day? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2599 You have to wait your turn. The Guru is out searching for the meaning of My life. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2600 You have climbed to the top of this mountain only to find a fish in a bowl. I cannot guess at your emotional state right now. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2601 What took you so long? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2602 You seek the secret to happiness? Simple... "A short memory"! 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2603 Watch out for that last step. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2604 no caption is necessary. its funny just as it is. really, just leave it alone. when i saw this, i didn't realize it was the "weekly contest' thing until I scrolled up a bit and noticed it. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2605 Shoes off, puto… you’re on Hallowed ground ese… 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2606 Got a light? 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2607 Do you have any fish food? 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2608 Time to change your water. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2609 You were expecting someone other than a guru fish? 1.2436 0.04892 78 59 19 0
2610 It's payback time. 1.2436 0.06626 78 65 7 6
2611 Oh, I thought you were in search for the meaning of fillet. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2612 you have three seconds 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2613 I don't need a bicycle, now, do I? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2614 Something is fishy here 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2615 I know you’re tired of living in a fishbowl, but I’m getting too old to come up here every day to feed you! 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2616 I came here to avoid distractions and here you are! 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
2617 Sir, you are blocking my view! 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2618 A goldfish? Fish for gold? What is the metaphysical message here? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2619 Yeah, I'm Swammy. Lemme guess -- meaning of life? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2620 No, what's amazing is that I used to be a whale. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2621 You deserve to be free as nature intended. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2622 I’d appreciate it if you’d deliver the water inside this time. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2623 Keep swimming, you're almost there. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2624 Sorry to disappoint - that damned autocorrect shortened ‘goldfish’ to ‘gold’. 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
2625 Yes, David Foster Wallace has come up before. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2626 I bet you can't beat this for enlightening encounters. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2627 'The search for his ancestors took us to unexpected heights' 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2628 Congratulations! All you see here is yours forever. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2629 No, I hadn’t noticed how thin the air is up here. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2630 How the hell did you arrive before me? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2631 The truth is - there is 'no privacy'. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2632 It’s ok, Goldie, I’m vaccinated now. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2633 That's what I said, 'The meaning of life is fish'. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2634 I hope you have some weed because together we could make a great bong. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2635 Not the bowl of goldfish snacks that Brad had envisioned. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2636 If someone actually kept you alive up here, there is hope for me! 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2637 Yeah, but I'm way cuter than he is. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2638 My species has been displaced by legions of pet owners. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
2639 I am Neon the Wise. For enlightenment, you must toss a ping pong ball into my bowl. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2640 I hope you aren't thirsty or hungry.... 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2641 Hey,you got the fish food? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2642 Oh, foolish pilgrim, the Great Guppy's wisdom? Stop risking your life." 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2643 Yes, life is just a bowl of cherries. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2644 No, that's "Swimmy", not "Swami". 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2645 I knew there was something fishy about the pick up instructions. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2646 There were too many fish in the sea. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2647 Completing the first level at Indiana Jones Camp was harder than I thought it'd be. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2648 No, this water is not drinkable! 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2649 Who knew this is where the drain server leads. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2650 Sorry, pal. This cave is taken. You have to set camp somewhere else 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2651 I’m just here in the bowl until the tide comes back in. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2652 Did you really think I’d stay home… alone… with that cat? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2653 Do I have your attention now? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2654 Not exactly a pot of gold. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2655 Did you remember to buy me a partner? It’s lonely at the top. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2656 Don't stare. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2657 Get me to open water, then we can talk about your path to liberation. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2658 I’m sorry to do this to you… but I forgot my water bottle. 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
2659 There you are! Next week, let's try snorkeling. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2660 I thought Sasquatch was more of a potted plant guy. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2661 Welcome to my spiritual hot tub. Get ready to cleanse your chakras. #sedonavortex 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2662 Find food, water, and shelter,” they said…does this count 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2663 Sea levels should reach me any day now. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2664 Ok you win, you found me. Don’t you Ever-est? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2665 No, I don't have any answers. But then again, do you have any tropical fish flakes? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2666 I haven't been fed in 17 years. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2667 Hi! Remember me? I’m the goldfish who fucked your wife! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2668 You would think that I would remember what the meaning of life is. Who are you again? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2669 The big fish is out right now but I can answer your question. 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
2670 Mountain X - swimming to the sky and beyond. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2671 So this is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?!? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2672 Keep it simple. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2673 It's about time! 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2674 Is it really so surprising that a goldfish is an oracle? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2675 No matter how high you climb, you'll never grow beyond the boundaries you let others restrict you with. 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
2676 Good Heavens, Wilberforce!! I can't believe it's really you. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2677 'Cool........It's not a canary' 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2678 -No, my name's Jingles. Nemo lives on the other peak 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2679 Ready to admit you were on a fishing expedition? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2680 You should’ve asked me ten minutes ago… 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2681 The previous guy couldn't handle the isolation. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2682 Don't judge a guru by their gills 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2683 Is this the water view they were talking about? 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2684 Bubbles sadly realized that “pet owner” was at the bottom of Jack’s priorities. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2685 So, you've ascended the heights to see the curvature of your world. That'll get old real fast, trust me. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2686 It feels like I’ve been waiting a lifetime for this moment. Of course, as a carnival fish, our lifetime is usually just a couple of days. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2687 Be-One-With-Everything Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2688 I’m tempted to conclude that this has just been one big fishing expedition. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2689 Whoa ... this really is the Age of Pisces! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2690 Yes, Buddha the Goldfish 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2691 Are you the rescue party? 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2692 That look tells me you forgot the goldfish food again!! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2693 You go, Fish. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2694 I come in peace 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2695 Sorry I’m late. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2696 have I mentioned that I started doing cross-fit? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2697 Excuse me, but do you know the wifi password? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2698 Though the daily feedings had become an arduous inconvenience, he just couldn’t deny Goldie the incredible view she had become so enamored with 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2699 I had swum every sea, and this was the last mountain I climbed. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2700 The meaning of life? I forget. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2701 Sigh. There is no escaping Baby Shark. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2702 Last of the water in the Rockies, and I've already peed in it. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2703 Did Covid-19 teach you nothing about random? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2704 He took his extra robe and bailed. Could you share a snack? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2705 one (with everything) fish two fish red fish blue fish 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2706 It's a metaphor. Take it or leave it. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2707 Finally! A pet friendly rental! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2708 That’s when he knew he had met the final boss. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2709 This was not supposed to be a fishing trip! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2710 I forgot why I came up here 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2711 Fish can ride bicycles, what's saying we can't hike either 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2712 You do know most people just flush us down the toilet, right? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2713 The universe is round......the universe is round.....the universe is round.... 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2714 So, you were expecting? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2715 Still looks like sea level from my vantage point. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2716 I know the answers to your questions. Oh, wait, I forgot them. Darn memory span. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2717 What you're looking for you could have found right in your own home. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2718 “If I really knew the meaning of life, do you think I would be living in this crummy cave fishbowl?!“ 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2719 For the record, I don’t find this the least bit allegorical. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
2720 This is sea level? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2721 Are we still not social distancing? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2722 I wish I knew how to quit you 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2723 This was in fact the 9th most perplexing experience John had that day. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2724 Have you seen John Carter? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2725 I’m never pet-sitting for Keith again. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
2726 You're thirsty? Well I'm hungry. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2727 Have you seen Nemo? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2728 Get ready son, we’ve caught ourselves a hiker!” - Mr. Grizzl 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2729 Oh, don't be angry! I told you that I would be back in a day or two. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2730 Sorry you missed him. Thursdays are his golf day. "All work and no play...", ya know? 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2731 It's not a canary. And it's not a coal mine. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2732 Why do I have to feed you twice a day? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2733 Surprise! I bet you were expecting an old sage with a beard. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2734 Well you didn't expect the secret to a happy and fulfilling life to reside with a human, did you??? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2735 Don’t say you’ve run out of water. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2736 Don’t tell me …Cimate change 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2737 No, I'm Swimmy. Swami is two peaks over. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2738 You found Nemo, buddy, do you have to find the meaning of life too? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2739 I was a pet rock in a previous life, so… 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2740 We are the Goldberg's, The Goldfish affair is nextdoor. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2741 Fish, “ I’ve waited for 13 years to get my revenge on you! “🤨 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2742 Thank god. The thin air was starting to mess with my head. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2743 Finally some pisces and quiet! 1.2388